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Widescreen

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 17:38:06 GMT

71.232.14.15: added talker and down loads and old games.

[[File:Widescreeeeeeeeeeeen.png|thumb|200px|"Widescreeeeeeeeeeeeen."]]
Most cartoons on [[homestarrunner.com]] stick with an 11:8 aspect ratio, slightly wider than the 4:3 aspect ratio of standard definition television. ([[The Brothers Chaps]] have explicitly stated that they just went with the Flash default of 550×400 pixels.) There are a few toons, however, that are in '''[[Wikipedia:Widescreen|widescreen]]'''. Most of the toons listed below imitate the 11:8 aspect ratio to start and then reveal that they are widescreen over the course of the toon.
==Appearances==
*[[TV Time Toons menu]]
*[[Downloads]]
*[[Handheld Games Menu]]
*[[Homestar Talker]]
*Email [[flashback]]
*Email [[virus]]
*[[Main Page 22]]
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser]]
*[[Xeriouxly Forxe]]

[[Category:Widescreen Toons|*]]
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H*R.com updates 2001

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 16:19:55 GMT

71.232.14.15: /* Wednseday, September 19, 2001 */

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This is an incomplete log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2001'''. Some dates are approximate, as denoted by "Circa" (around).
==Friday, December 21, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]

==Circa June 27, 2001==
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

==Monday, December 3, 2001==
*[[Store]]: [[Store#No Longer Available|Early inventory of items]] available by now, including new [[Store T-Shirts|shirts]] and stickers.

==Tuesday, November 27, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Some Stupid Turkey]]

==Wednesday, October 31, 2001==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #7: "[[halloweener]]"

==Saturday, October 27, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]

==Wednseday, September 19, 2001==

*[[Strong Bad Email]] #2: "[[homsar]]'

==Wednseday, August 22, 2001==

*[[Strong Bad Email]] #1: "[[some kinda robot]]"

==Circa June 27, 2001==
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

==Circa June 25, 2001==

*[[Main Pages|Main Page]] #12: "[[Main Page 12|Come Forth on July!!!]]"

==Friday, May 11, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[A Mother's Day Message]]

==Circa March 2, 2001==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[A Jorb Well Done]]
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[[Category:Past Updates]]

H*R.com updates 2001

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 16:19:16 GMT

71.232.14.15: dif date for homsar

{{updates-box}}
This is an incomplete log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2001'''. Some dates are approximate, as denoted by "Circa" (around).
==Friday, December 21, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]

==Circa June 27, 2001==
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

==Monday, December 3, 2001==
*[[Store]]: [[Store#No Longer Available|Early inventory of items]] available by now, including new [[Store T-Shirts|shirts]] and stickers.

==Tuesday, November 27, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Some Stupid Turkey]]

==Wednesday, October 31, 2001==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #7: "[[halloweener]]"

==Saturday, October 27, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]

==Wednseday, September 9, 2001==

*[[Strong Bad Email]] #2: "[[homsar]]'

==Wednseday, August 22, 2001==

*[[Strong Bad Email]] #1: "[[some kinda robot]]"

==Circa June 27, 2001==
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

==Circa June 25, 2001==

*[[Main Pages|Main Page]] #12: "[[Main Page 12|Come Forth on July!!!]]"

==Friday, May 11, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[A Mother's Day Message]]

==Circa March 2, 2001==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[A Jorb Well Done]]
__NOTOC__
[[Category:Past Updates]]

H*R.com updates 2001

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 16:18:21 GMT

71.232.14.15: fluffy update and cleanup

{{updates-box}}
This is an incomplete log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2001'''. Some dates are approximate, as denoted by "Circa" (around).
==Friday, December 21, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]

==Circa June 27, 2001==
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

==Monday, December 3, 2001==
*[[Store]]: [[Store#No Longer Available|Early inventory of items]] available by now, including new [[Store T-Shirts|shirts]] and stickers.

==Tuesday, November 27, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Some Stupid Turkey]]

==Wednesday, October 31, 2001==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #7: "[[halloweener]]"

==Saturday, October 27, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]

==Wednseday, August 22, 2001==

*[[Strong Bad Email]] #2: "[[homsar]]'

==Wednseday, August 22, 2001==

*[[Strong Bad Email]] #1: "[[some kinda robot]]"

==Circa June 27, 2001==
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

==Circa June 25, 2001==

*[[Main Pages|Main Page]] #12: "[[Main Page 12|Come Forth on July!!!]]"

==Friday, May 11, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[A Mother's Day Message]]

==Circa March 2, 2001==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[A Jorb Well Done]]
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[[Category:Past Updates]]

H*R.com updates 2001

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 16:13:53 GMT

71.232.14.15:

{{updates-box}}
This is an incomplete log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2001'''. Some dates are approximate, as denoted by "Circa" (around).
==Friday, December 21, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]

==Circa December 4, 2001==
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]

==Monday, December 3, 2001==
*[[Store]]: [[Store#No Longer Available|Early inventory of items]] available by now, including new [[Store T-Shirts|shirts]] and stickers.

==Tuesday, November 27, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Some Stupid Turkey]]

==Wednesday, October 31, 2001==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #7: "[[halloweener]]"

==Saturday, October 27, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]

==Wednseday, August 22, 2001==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #2: "[[homsar]]'
==Wednseday, August 22, 2001==

*[[Strong Bad Email]] #1: "[[some kinda robot]]"

==Circa June 25, 2001==

*[[Main Pages|Main Page]] #12: "[[Main Page 12|Come Forth on July!!!]]"

==Friday, May 11, 2001==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[A Mother's Day Message]]

==Circa March 2, 2001==
*[[Big Toon]]: [[A Jorb Well Done]]
__NOTOC__
[[Category:Past Updates]]

Strong Bad Evolution

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 14:28:30 GMT

71.232.14.15: added note of career day in sb7

Like [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]] has had his share of changes. He's "grown" a blue diamond and a silver V on his forehead and eventually lost his Mexican accent. His personality has changed significantly.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|150px]]|| This is the first Strong Bad design (AKA "[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]"). || 1996 || [[Original Book]]; ''[[Strumstar Hammer]]''; ''[[flashback]]''; ''[[Main Page 20]]''; ''[[alternate universe]]''; ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]'' || N/A
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_mls.png|150px]] || The second design || 1999 || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]; [[Old Characters Page]]; ''[[personal favorites]]''; ''[[lady...ing]]'' || His mouth is now flesh colored, his eyes are green and detailed, the silver crest and blue diamond are now on his head, and he seems to have grown. His eyes seem to be inside his mask, not outside. He has blue pants, brighter colors, shading, and a belly button. He seems to be less lopsided. He now has some simple shading.
|-
| [[Image:sbcharcards.png|150px]] || The third design || 2000 || [[Character Cards]]; [[The Reddest Radish]] || His eyes are now back outside his head, his pants are a brighter blue, and he's shaded more brightly. He's lost his belly button and wears red shoes.
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_jumpingjack.png|150px]] || The fourth design || 2000 || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]; [[Strong Libs]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in picture), [[Email Processing Room]] (Silhouette); ''[[Hremail 7]]'' || His design is neater, his red has gotten darker, and he now wears black pants. His boxing gloves are bigger, his legs are closer together, there's more shading, and the outline has become thinner. His arms are wider and shorter. His eyes are rounder.
|-
| [[Image:Yearbook_sb.png|150px]] || The fifth design || 2000 || [[Strong Bad Sings]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Homestarloween Party]]; [[A Holiday Greeting]]; [[A Jorb Well Done]]; [[The Luau]]; [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[some kinda robot]] to [[halloweener]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 6|6]], [[Main Page 7|7]], [[Main Page 8|8]] and [[Main Page 11|11]]; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || The outline is colored and has gotten thinner, and his colors are brighter. The division between his boots and pants is now slanted. Around this point Strong Bad loses the "I'm the bad guy" role to more of a mean funny cool guy. His voice is still somewhat Hispanic, but to a lesser extent; the current Strong Bad voice is becoming more noticeable. His mouth has a very thin outline in this version.
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_current.png|150px]] || The sixth design. || 2001 || [[A Mother's Day Message]]; [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[brianrietta]] to [[extra plug]] (except [[anything]]); [[garage sale]]; [[The Cheat Theme Song]]; [[Where's The Cheat?]]; [[First Time Here?]]; [[Everybody to the Limit]]; [[Main Page 15]]; [[Homestar Talker]]; [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]; [[A Decemberween Pageant]]; [[Decemberween Email Menu]]; [[The System is Down]]; [[Superbowl Dealie]]; [[Arcade Game]]; [[Revenge of the King]]; [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]; [[Malloween Commercial]]; [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]; [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]; [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]; [[New Boots]]; [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]; [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]; [[Experimental Film]]; [[Halloween Fairstival]] || He now has a reflection to his eye and much better shading. Around his chest, there is some reflection. The black in his mask turned to a lighter shade of gray. His mouth is shaded and his gloves now have the window reflection. By now, the hispanic accent has, more or less, gone away and evolved into a much more relaxed voice that goes up and down in tone, unlike the previous ones which seemed to be a forced low-as-possible tone. His pants have a purplish shine and he has shrunk a little in proportion. His legs are now closer together.
|-
| [[Image:MontageStrongBad.png|150px]] || The seventh design. || 2004 || All [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[montage]] to [[candy product]]; [[redesign]] ; Main Pages [[Main Page 22|22]] and [[Main Page 23|23]]; [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]; [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]; [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]; [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]; [[Store Thank You Messages]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Happy Fireworks]]; [[Cool Things]]; [[TrogdorCon '97]]; [[Sick Day]]; [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]; [[Fall Float Parade]]; [[Happy Trogday]]; [[Career Day]] || His head is bigger and his arms are higher up and shorter. His shoes are darker, a different shape and have different shading. The black on his face is slightly darker, and takes up more space. His pants seem to have lost some of their purple shading. The diamond and V-shape are also more symmetrical to each other, though some toons and even a few emails retain the previous version's V-shape. Likewise, the shading on Strong Bad's boots seems to drift from this version's style to the previous version and back. Where his boots meet his pants, they lose the angle that was in the previous design. In the sbemails, when his head bobs up and down, it tilts less.
|-
| [[Image:currentbad.png|150px]] || This is the current design. || 2006 || Various toons from [[Sbemail 150?!?]] to current; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s starting with [[alternate universe]]; [[Main Page 24]] || His eyes are closer together, making his face appear less flat. The eyes and V-shape are slightly different shapes. The black in his mask is darker and bigger, slightly extending past what we can see of his head. There is less shading on the diamond. The purple shading on his pants is back, although the one on his left leg is on the opposite side. The light shading on one half of the black in his mask is slightly darker.
|}
[[Category:Character Evolution]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]

In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 01:04:32 GMT

71.232.14.15:

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[[Image:YelloDelloOld.PNG|thumb|"Lets do it for Marzipan!"]]
The old version of the toon is similar to the new one. The main difference is its lack of the large scene at the mountain.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Unnamed Characters#Other Characters|The Alien Guy]], [[The Mountain Goat]], [[The Yello Dello]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[The Athletic Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Far Off Lands]], [[Homestar Runner's House]]

'''Date:''' on or before Thursday, May 4, 2000

'''Running Time:''' 3:22

'''Page title:''' In Search of the Yello Dello
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==

''{Homestar, Coach Z, and Pom Pom are on the athletic field. Pom Pom is seen kicking a basketball around in the background whilst Homestar kicks a can, depressed.}''

'''CAPTION''': "One day after sports, Coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking troubled"

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, what's the praeblem there, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Coach Z, I guess I just don't understand the ladies.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I figured it was girl trouble. Step into my arfice.

''{Cut to the locker room.}''

'''COACH Z:''' So, tell me what's the matter.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it's Marzipan's birthday, and I don't know what to get her!

''{The alien in the shower's towel falls off.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, Homestar, I tell you. Girls are like a great sports play. ''{We now see a blackboard with a gameplay on it.}'' You can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so youse can score! ''{Blackboard writing forms a skull and crossbones.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' BUT COACH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. ''{Homestar's mouth simply stays open through the entire sentence here.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Don't just get her a flower. ''{Scene showing Homestar giving Marzipan a regular flower; Marzipan appears angry and the flower droops.}'' Get her some rare flower from the tallest mountain! ''{Scene showing Homestar at the top of a mountain with a rare flower wearing lederhosen.}'' That way she knows how much she means to yahs!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, Coach! ''{Levitates and flies away to the sound of squealing tires.}''

''{Homestar is sitting on a rock next to a tree. The sun and moon rise and set several times.}''

'''CAPTION:''' So he thought and thought... Until finally...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I has the solution! The Yello Dello!
''{Scene changes to the Yello Dello on the "Discover Network"; a Steve Irwin-type host describes the bird.}''

'''HOST:''' Found only in northeastern Potamia, the Yello Dello is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon.

''{Strong Sad, Pom Pom, and Homestar are about to set out on their journey.}''

'''CAPTION''': And So Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad set out in search of the Yello Dello...

''{A map appears and red dotted lines track their route through Far Off Lands, Prance, Portugal, and Potamia.}''

'''CAPTION:''' They traveled many miles...

''{The adventurers appear in a game of Pitfall. Strong Sad is standing to the left of an alligator pond, with Homestar and Pom Pom on the right. A rope swings back and forth over the pond.}''

'''CAPTION:''' Encountered many dangers...

''{Homestar swings over the alligators.}''

'''CAPTION:''' Until at last they reached their destination...

''{The Yello Dello is shown atop a mountain. The three approach the base of the mountain.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, come on, guys, lets do it for Marzipan!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I already got Marzipan a present and I don't really think that—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. We do it for Marzipan.

{''Cut to Marzipan watering some flowers with a watering can that says "H2Oh!".''}

'''CAPTION:''' Meanwhile...

''{Strong Bad flies on screen, wearing pink oven mitts.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan, I heard Homestar's getting you the Yello Dello for your birthday. You wanna know what I got you? NOTHING!

''{Marzipan is angry at Strong Bad's comment, but then thinks of the Yello Dello and starts bouncing happily.}''

''{Cut back to the bottom of the mountain. A burlap sack wiggles next to them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, we got it. Now let's go home and get ready for the party.

''{Homestar's house is decorated with balloons (on the mailbox) and a big banner reading "happy birthday marzipan" Marzipan hops around a bit by the mailbox then walks over to the house. She opens the door to see Pom Pom, Strong Sad and Homestar. Homestar holds up a roast turkey on a platter.}''

'''ALL:''' Happy Birthday!

''{Marzipan thinks the turkey is the Yello Dello. She screams and slaps Homestar, leaving a visible hand print and sending the turkey flying across the room. She walks away in a huff. The Yello Dello then pops out of a gift-box, unharmed.}''

'''YELLO DELLO:''' Gee, whaddya think her problem was?

''{Cut to outside the house. The Pitfall scorpion crawls across the screen behind the mailbox.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I guess I just don't understand the ladies.

'''CAPTION:''' end. ''{The Pitfall death music is played, and as the scorpion reaches the right side of the screen, the screen wipes to black, surrounding the scorpion.}''

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]], and [[Peter Olsen]])

'''MATT:''' Homestar Runner in... "In Search… of Yello Dello". No music, no sound effects.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Is this cartoon broken?

''{Both laugh}''

'''MATT:''' I think it is. No... no dialogue, still.

'''PETER or RYAN:''' Good subtitles.

'''MATT:''' So I purposely drew, uh, all of the drawings in this—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, explain yourself, young Chapman!

'''MATT:''' Well, I was drawing some storyboards for it, and in the storyboards, as sort of a joke to Mike when I would show them to him, the drawings got more and more exaggerated with each frame of the storyboard. So then Mike was like, "Oh, I thought that was how you were going to draw the cartoon — I think it would be funnier if you just did that," so...

'''MIKE:''' What about that alien whose towel just fell down? A. He was wearing a towel in the shower. ''{all laugh}'' B. It's my favorite character on homestarrunner.com.

'''MATT:''' See… full butt action. ''{Pause until Homestar speaks without moving his mouth}'' That's a very Ren and Stimpy move. I feel like Stimpy and Ren would both—

'''MIKE:''' ''{incomprehensible}''

'''MATT:''' Open their mouth... their mouths would open and words would come out.

'''RYAN:''' Is that just lazy illustration?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, yes. Absolutely... ''{Pause}'' Look at his gross feet on top of the soles of his shoes there.

''{Matt laughs}''

'''RYAN:''' That's a timeline, see?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, there's this pretty—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Ryan helped us with this. With the timeline—

'''RYAN:''' This is actually a forward ''{something}'' in animating.

'''MATT:''' So this all comes from a movie we made as kids.

'''MIKE:''' ''{The Steve Irwin-like TV announcer comes on}'' Wait, I have to cut you off... A moment of silence…

'''MATT:''' A moment of silence… ''{simultaneously with Mike}'' for the Crocodile Hunter. For Matt's really bad impression of the Crocodile Hunter.

'''MIKE:''' Don't you feel bad now, that you made fun of him?

'''MATT:''' Wait, no!

'''RYAN:''' ''{incomprehensible}''

'''MATT:''' Yeah, wait!

'''PETER:''' It was really a celebration, wasn't it?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, exactly! See, Peter knows what's up!

'''PETER:''' Yeah, that's my impression. As a viewer.

''{Atari Homestar swings across a crocodile pit}''

'''MATT:''' I heard that later on there was a South Park that did this exact same joke.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, they were... they were in Pitfall?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I'm going to say they ripped us off. I'm gonna go ahead and go on... go on the record.

'''PETER:''' Put it on the wiki.

'''MIKE:''' This is Strong Sad's first line, and you also recorded it in the Michael Stipe— 'cause originally there was a time when Strong Sad was gonna sound like Matt's Michael Stipe impression.

'''MATT:''' Right. Which is not good.

'''MIKE:''' So we've got...

'''MATT:''' Did we ever put that as the Quote of the Day?

'''MIKE:''' No, it's on here as an Easter egg.

'''RYAN:''' It's hidden on here, dude.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, it's hidden on here. Go listen to it, everybody! ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Stop listening to this commentary.

'''MIKE:''' ''{referring to Marzipan's watering can}'' H-2-Oooh! ''{Mike and Matt laugh}''

'''MATT:''' Look at that neck!

'''PETER or RYAN:''' Look at his eyes...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' His neck and his... his neck comes out of the back of his... huge gut! And his eyeballs, and... ''{Matt laughs}'' Wow.

'''MATT:''' Ugly, ugly cartoon, everyone. Yeah, no Marzipan 'cause I made this all myself, and uh... we didn't have a voice for Marzipan yet, right? This was before, like, we had even decided that Melissa would do the voice?

'''MIKE:''' No, 'cause it was... Uh, maybe, 'cause it was… was it before Reddest Radish?

'''MATT:''' I think so, yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Happy Birthday, Marzipan. On some sticks.

'''MIKE:''' Boing boing boing.

'''PETER:''' Had you tried your own voice for Marzipan?

'''MATT:''' No... no animation, no one's mouth moved there.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That's just some female scream I found, uh, a sound effect I found on the web. ''{Laughs}'' Just looked up "femalescream.wav". And that...

'''MIKE:''' ''{referring to the Yello Dello after Marzipan slaps Homestar}'' Why did he wait five seconds? ''{Matt and Mike laugh}''

'''MATT:''' I don't know... This is uh… a wreck. ''{All laugh}'' A screeching train wreck of a cartoon, gang.

'''MIKE:''' It's a good thing our commentary was so spot-on, though.

=== Fun Facts ===
*Matt refers to [[Wikipedia:The Ren and Stimpy Show|The Ren and Stimpy Show]], which featured a very distinctive, exaggerated style of animation.
*TBC hold a moment of silence for [[Wikipedia:Steve Irwin|Steve Irwin]], also known as The Crocodile Hunter, who was killed by a stingray between the making of this toon and the recording of the commentary.
*[[Wikipedia:South Park|South Park]] did indeed make a similar joke about [[Wikipedia:Pitfall!|Pitfall!]], in the controversial episode {{inlinecontentwarning}} "[[Wikipedia:Red Hot Catholic Love|Red Hot Catholic Love]]".
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]] is the lead singer of [[Wikipedia:R.E.M.|R.E.M.]]

==External Links==
*[[HR:yellodello.html|watch the old version]]
*[[HR:yellodello.swf|view the Flash file for the old version]]
*[[Forum:15111|forum thread re: "In Search of the Yello Dello"]]

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[[Category:In Search of the Yello Dello]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 01:01:11 GMT

71.232.14.15:

{{mamnav|3|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0}}

[[Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV3.png|thumb|"MARRY MEEE. MARRY MEEEE! MARRY MEEEEE! MARRY MEEEEEEE!!"]]

Everybody wants to be Marzipan's boyfriend except Strong Bad, who just pretends to be Marzipan. Homestar gets suspicious.

'''Cast: (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 3

'''Release Date:''' August 2001 or earlier

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{breathily}'' Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message.

=== Message 6 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Imitating Marzipan}'' Oh, Hello, Marzipan. Uh, this is you—Marzipan—calling yourself, like you do all the time, because you're so stupid. Uh... I just wanted to call to tell you to, uh, punch Homestar Runner in the face as many times as you can, um, and as hard as you can. Oh. And also, start calling yourself... um... Uglypan... from now on. That's what everybody gonna call h-you, um, uh, me. Okay, I'ma see you tonight -- because I'm you!

=== Message 5 ===
'''BUBS:''' Hello, Marzipan, it's Bubs! Uh, I was just calling to see if maybe you wanted to, uh... you know, maybe get together sometime, uh, grab a bite to eat or somethin'. Or maybe just come on down to the Concession Stand. I could give you a snow cone, uh... uh, you know, just nothin' formal, just, uh, two friends getting together, you know. Anyways, uh, it gets kind of lonely back here behind the Concession Stand, so... uh, gimme a call back, maybe we can, uh, set somethin' up, okay! Uh, no need to mention this to Homestar or anything, no reason, but, uh, all right I'll talk to ya later.

=== Message 4 ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey, Marzipan! It's Homestar, and um... did Bubs try to call you? Because, he was asking me for your phone number, and, like acting all weird, and asking me all these questions about you, like if you've got an open mind and stuff. And I don't know what it was about, I mean, maybe he just wants you to sell those fundraiser candy bars for him again, I don't know. But, anyways, he's probably gonna call you. Okay, bye.

=== Message 3 ===
'''COACH Z:''' Hey, there, Marzipan. It's, uh, it's Coach Z here. Just callin' to see what's up. I just wonderin' if maybe you needed somebody to go get doughnuts with sometime, 'cause you know, I, uh... I don't see Homestar... gettin' any doughnuts, so maybe, you know, you need somebody else to go get doughnuts with, there, and, I'm your man. Uh, so give me a call there if you want to. Uh, we'll go and have ''doughnuts''. Okay, uh, no reason to, uh, mention this to Homestar, you know... uh, just you and me goin' to get doughnuts! Okay, then. Good day!

=== Message 2 ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay, okay. Marzipan, this is ''really'' weird! Coach Z just asked for your number, um, so I guess he's probably gonna call you, too. I don't know what's going on, but um... are you still my girlfriend? Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Oh, wait... you're not on the phone. Um, okay, then call me back later and say 1 for yes, or 2 for no. Or, or just say yes or no. Okay, bye!

=== Message 1 ===
'''STRONG MAD:''' MARRY MEEE. MARRY MEEEE! MARRY MEEEEE! MARRY MEEEEEEE!!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*To be [[Wiktionary:vivacious|vivacious]] means to have a lively or enthusiastic attitude.
*Homestar's mention of pressing 1 or 2 for responses refers to automated attendants, in which a caller may be directed to different service departments without the intervention of a live operator by pressing keys on the telephone.

===Trivia===
*This is the first instance of [[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship#Coach Z's attraction to Marzipan|Coach Z expressing his attraction to Marzipan]].
*"Uglypan" is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]].
===Remarks===
*It is odd that Coach Z would have to ask for Marzipan's number, since he already called her in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]].
===Inside References===
*Marzipan did indeed call herself in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], and does so again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]].
*[[Coach Z]] mentions [[doughnuts]].

===Fast Forward===
*In [[Date Nite]], Marzipan says that she and Homestar have an open relationship.
*Strong Bad and The Cheat would later try to steal Bubs' fundraiser candy bars, but were [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|caught in the attempt]].

==External Links==
{{extlinks|answer3}}

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

[[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine| 03]]

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== Shoe-horning Non-Toons into Uncategorized Toons ==

Your activity has shown there isn't a template for uncategorized non-toon. I have raised this matter on [[Template_talk:NavFlex#Do_we_need_an_Uncategorized_Template_for_Non-Toons.3F]]. — [[User:Ngamer01|Ngamer01]] 19:51, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
*Mr. Ngamer01, that seems like a great way to fix this problem!

Happy T!

71.232.14.15 — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:46:52 GMT

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{{uncattoonnav|happyt.swf}}
[[Image:Happy T.png|thumb|right|220px|Happy T, everybody!]]
'''Happy T!''' is a bizarre little sign reading precisely that. It was put up on the Main Page for Thanksgiving 2002. Click on a letter to hear a character speak!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Thursday, November 28, 2002

'''Running time:''' 0:24 ''(all 8 sound clips combined)''

'''Page Title:''' N/A
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==

''{It's a sign reading "HAPPY T!" Clicking on each letter (and the exclamation point) from left to right yields each of the bits of text outlined below}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Happy T!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Happy T, everybody!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Happy freakin' T... losers.

'''BUBS:''' Happy dappy T, everybody.

'''STRONG SAD:''' What are we all talking about? I mean, "Happy T"?

'''COACH Z:''' Horpy Tor!

'''STRONG MAD:''' HAPPY T!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking near the bottom right (this was the bottom right corner on the main pages) reveals a hidden Homsar voice clip. It's easiest to use the Tab button to highlight it, as the clickable area is very small.
:'''HOMSAR:''' Nooowowowow, this is the thrill of a lifetime.

==Fun Facts==
*On the [[2010 Calendar]], it says "(Happy T!!)" on Thanksgiving.
*[[The King of Town]] is the only main character with intelligible speech not to exclaim "Happy T!" or any variation.

== External Links ==
* [[HR:happyt.swf|view the Flash file for "Happy T"]]

[[Category:Secret Pages]][[Category:Thanksgiving]]

Second Flash

71.232.14.15 — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:42:24 GMT

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{{uncattoonnav|homestar2.html}}
[[Image:secondflash.PNG|thumb|He just keeps going and going and...]]

Homestar Runner walks [[Homestar's Hat|hatless]], past a tree and a TV in the background.

'''Cast:''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Original Page Title:''' Looking Good Homestar!

'''Current Page Title:''' The Original Website!

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the second bit of Homestar Flash ever.
*Homestar's head and his star have little openings that you can see right through.
*Homestar stops for a bit when the TV is almost out of the screen because the loop starts and ends with Homestar in the same pose.
*This animation may be based on the kids' book ''[[Where My Hat Is At?]]'', as the drawing style is similar.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:homestar2.html|watch "Second Flash"]]
*[[HR:homestar2.swf|view the Flash file for "Second Flash"]]
{{OldFlashStuff}}
[[Category: Early Work]]

First Flash

71.232.14.15 — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:39:22 GMT

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{{uncattoonnav|pompom.html}}
[[Image:firstflash.PNG|thumb|Boing boing boing...]]

Pom Pom bounces around. The first Homestar Runner-related Flash animation ever created by [[The Brothers Chaps]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Pom Pom}}

'''Original Page Title:''' Boing!

'''Current Page Title:''' The Original Website!

==Fun Facts==
*Obviously, since this is the first Flash ever, Pom Pom was the first character ever animated in Flash, before [[Strong Bad]] or even [[Homestar Runner]]. This is interesting, as both of those characters are far more popular.
*In the Flash, Pom Pom bounces from the left to the right of the screen, inflating/deflating every time he "hits the ground". Pom Pom does not inflate/deflate as much anymore.
*If you load this from [[Old Flash Stuff]], the page title is "The Original Website!". This is because it is now overlaid on the main Old Flash Stuff page instead of on a separate HTML page.

==External Links==

*[[HR:pompom.html|watch "First Flash"]]
*[[HR:pompom.swf|view the Flash file for "First Flash"]]

{{OldFlashStuff}}
[[Category:Early Work]]

Happy T!

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 11:45:34 GMT

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Strumstar Hammer

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 11:43:53 GMT

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{{uncattoonnav|sb book/sb book1.html}}
[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|thumb|Homestar and Pom Pom lifted a comode.]]
'''Strumstar Hammer''' is a revised version of the [[Original Book]], made by [[Strong Bad]] in the email "[[kids' book]]." Its name comes from the page title of all the pages.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}

== The Story ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Original Book Page !! Strong Bad's Changes !! Text
|-
| ''Homestar is standing in front of a star.'' ([[HR:book4.html|view]]) || ''Shot puts have been drawn around Homestar, with a few embedded in his skin with [[blood]] surrounding. Scratches have been drawn on his face and shirt.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book1.html|view]]) || Everybody <strike>loves</strike> ''throws shot-puts at'' The Homestar Runner. He is <strike>a terrific athlete</strike> ''bleeding pretty bad.''
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' ([[HR:book5.html|view]]) || ''A large snakelike creature has been drawn behind Homestar, so that he appears to be standing in its mouth.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book2.html|view]]) || One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter <strike>the Strongest Man in the World Contest.</strike> ''some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.''
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' ([[HR:book6.html|view]]) || ''A puddle of liquid has been drawn beneath Homestar's right leg, and the barbell Homestar had lifted has been edited into an old-fashioned automobile. Pom Pom's dumbbells are now sportscars, with the text "brreeeow!" and "vroom!" next to them.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book3.html|view]]) || The Homestar Runner <strike>agr</strike> ''p''eed, and the two <strike>trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world.</strike> ''wandered into a nest of flying cars.''
|-
| ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' ([[HR:book7.html|view]]) || ''Strong Bad is now beating Homestar with a bat. The text "WACK! WACK! WACK!" has been added above Homestar. Pom Pom has been scribbled over, and the words "milks meat" have been drawn over his left arm.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book4.html|view]]) || On the way to the contest, <strike>another competitor,</strike> ''Mr. Supreme aka'' Strong Bad, made <strike>fun</strike> ''milks meat'' of them. <strike>"I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"</strike>
|-
| ''Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background.'' ([[HR:book8.html|view]]) || ''A door with a plug, two springs, and various nuts and bolts coming out of it has been drawn on the Robot's chest.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book5.html|view]]) || The <strike>contestants:</strike> ''guys you don't see anymore:'' Mr. Bland; The Robot (last year's winner); Señor
|-
| ''Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals.'' ([[HR:book9.html|view]]) || ''A sunbeam is now shining down on Strong Bad.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book6.html|view]]) || <strike>Pom-Pom</strike> ''ronnie''; ''the sun shines on'' Strong Bad; <strike>The Homestar Runner</strike> ''edgardo''
|-
| ''The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules.'' ([[HR:book10.html|view]]) || ''A washing machine has been drawn falling on the Announcer, and a missile is now flying towards the Grape Fairie.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book7.html|view]]) || <strike>Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with 20 grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes wins.</strike> ''blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah''
|-
| ''The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes.'' ([[HR:book11.html|view]]) || ''The text "ZZRP!" has been drawn over the Grape Faerie, and a ray of energy is now shooting at the grapes.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book8.html|view]]) || The Grape Fairie <strike>granted each of them</strike> ''turned the original line-up of the beatles into'' twenty grapes. ''watch out PETE BEST!!''
|-
| ''Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH".'' ([[HR:book12.html|view]]) || ''The Robot's arm has been drawn over the pile of grapes, pointing at Mr. Bland.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book9.html|view]]) || Mr. Bland did not hold up. ''HAHAHAHA!!! Lookit em get all squished!''
|-
| ''The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes.'' ([[HR:book13.html|view]]) || ''No change.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book10.html|view]]) || The Grape Fairie <strike>added another grape.</strike> ''silhouetted everybody and put tiny, inverse suns on top of them.''
|-
| ''Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT".'' ([[HR:book14.html|view]]) || ''No change.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book11.html|view]]) || <strike>Señor was NOT the strongest man in the world.</strike> ''this blue guy died.''
|-
| ''Five grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground.'' ([[HR:book15.html|view]]) || ''A "FINISH" banner has been drawn above The Cheat, who is breaking through a finish line.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book12.html|view]]) || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and <strike>dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up.</strike> ''the cheat got the world record in the 50 yard dash.''
|-
| ''Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants.'' ([[HR:book16.html|view]]) || ''Pom Pom is now wearing a shirt with the word "dork" on it. Homestar's shirt now reads "dump".'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book13.html|view]]) || There were only three <strike>contestants</strike> ''green rectangles'' left. <strike>Another grape was added.</strike> ''Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump.''
|-
| ''Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background.'' ([[HR:book17.html|view]]) || ''"Majesty" lines have been drawn around Strong Bad and The Cheat.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book14.html|view]]) || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was <strike>getting some extra help.</strike> ''cool.'' "I will <strike>drop my grapes and uncover that</strike> ''give $1.38 to the'' CHEAT!
|-
| ''Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble.'' ([[HR:book18.html|view]]) || ''The word "NO!" has been drawn over Homestar.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book15.html|view]]) || <strike>The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad.</strike> ''Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly.''
|-
| ''Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes.'' ([[HR:book19.html|view]]) || ''No change.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book16.html|view]]) || Strong Bad <strike>was squished and Pom-Pom won.</strike> ''decided on his own free will to sleep underneath his pile of grapes. it was a restful sleep.''
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background.'' ([[HR:book20.html|view]]) || ''The trophy has been edited to resemble a toilet, and a roll of toilet paper has been drawn off to its right.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book17.html|view]]) || <strike>Knowing that he could not have done it without</strike> The Homestar Runner<strike>'s help,</strike> ''and'' Pom-Pom <strike>shared the trophy.</strike> ''lifted a comode.''
|}

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*"Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly" was mentioned in a [[Quote of the Week]], in which the quote is actually spoken by Strong Bad (from the DVD Easter egg for the email [[kids' book]]).

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad says that he made "milk's meat" out of Homestar and Pom-Pom, but he probably means "mince meat".
**The Blue Knight in [[Peasant's Quest]] also used the phrase "milk's meat" when talking about Kerrek.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad misspells the word "[[Toilets|commode]]" as "comode".

===Inside References===
*The name "Strumstar" could be from [[Coach Z Talker]] where one of Coach Z's wrong word for Homestar was "Stramstar".
*One of the car's sounds, "breeeow!", is a slight variation on [[The Paper]]'s [[onomatopoeia]], which is "[[preeeeow]]".

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of [[The Beatles]]", plus "Watch out PETE BEST!" [[Wikipedia:Pete Best|Pete Best]] was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by [[Wikipedia:Ringo Starr|Ringo Starr]].
*The title "Strumstar Hammer" most likely refers to both [[Wikipedia:Strum|strumming]] and [[Wikipedia:Hammer-on|hammer-ons]], respectively. Both of these are basic guitar techniques.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sb book/sb book1.html|view Strumstar Hammer]]
*[[HR:sbemail84.html|watch the email where it came from, "kids' book"]]
*[[HR:sbemail84.swf|view the Flash file of the email where it came from, "kids' book"]]
*[[HR:book1.html|view the original Homestar Runner story]]

Strumstar Hammer

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 11:43:00 GMT

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{{uncattoonnav|sbbook/sbbook1.html}}
[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|thumb|Homestar and Pom Pom lifted a comode.]]
'''Strumstar Hammer''' is a revised version of the [[Original Book]], made by [[Strong Bad]] in the email "[[kids' book]]." Its name comes from the page title of all the pages.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}

== The Story ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Original Book Page !! Strong Bad's Changes !! Text
|-
| ''Homestar is standing in front of a star.'' ([[HR:book4.html|view]]) || ''Shot puts have been drawn around Homestar, with a few embedded in his skin with [[blood]] surrounding. Scratches have been drawn on his face and shirt.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book1.html|view]]) || Everybody <strike>loves</strike> ''throws shot-puts at'' The Homestar Runner. He is <strike>a terrific athlete</strike> ''bleeding pretty bad.''
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' ([[HR:book5.html|view]]) || ''A large snakelike creature has been drawn behind Homestar, so that he appears to be standing in its mouth.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book2.html|view]]) || One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter <strike>the Strongest Man in the World Contest.</strike> ''some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.''
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' ([[HR:book6.html|view]]) || ''A puddle of liquid has been drawn beneath Homestar's right leg, and the barbell Homestar had lifted has been edited into an old-fashioned automobile. Pom Pom's dumbbells are now sportscars, with the text "brreeeow!" and "vroom!" next to them.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book3.html|view]]) || The Homestar Runner <strike>agr</strike> ''p''eed, and the two <strike>trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world.</strike> ''wandered into a nest of flying cars.''
|-
| ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' ([[HR:book7.html|view]]) || ''Strong Bad is now beating Homestar with a bat. The text "WACK! WACK! WACK!" has been added above Homestar. Pom Pom has been scribbled over, and the words "milks meat" have been drawn over his left arm.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book4.html|view]]) || On the way to the contest, <strike>another competitor,</strike> ''Mr. Supreme aka'' Strong Bad, made <strike>fun</strike> ''milks meat'' of them. <strike>"I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"</strike>
|-
| ''Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background.'' ([[HR:book8.html|view]]) || ''A door with a plug, two springs, and various nuts and bolts coming out of it has been drawn on the Robot's chest.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book5.html|view]]) || The <strike>contestants:</strike> ''guys you don't see anymore:'' Mr. Bland; The Robot (last year's winner); Señor
|-
| ''Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals.'' ([[HR:book9.html|view]]) || ''A sunbeam is now shining down on Strong Bad.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book6.html|view]]) || <strike>Pom-Pom</strike> ''ronnie''; ''the sun shines on'' Strong Bad; <strike>The Homestar Runner</strike> ''edgardo''
|-
| ''The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules.'' ([[HR:book10.html|view]]) || ''A washing machine has been drawn falling on the Announcer, and a missile is now flying towards the Grape Fairie.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book7.html|view]]) || <strike>Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with 20 grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes wins.</strike> ''blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah''
|-
| ''The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes.'' ([[HR:book11.html|view]]) || ''The text "ZZRP!" has been drawn over the Grape Faerie, and a ray of energy is now shooting at the grapes.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book8.html|view]]) || The Grape Fairie <strike>granted each of them</strike> ''turned the original line-up of the beatles into'' twenty grapes. ''watch out PETE BEST!!''
|-
| ''Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH".'' ([[HR:book12.html|view]]) || ''The Robot's arm has been drawn over the pile of grapes, pointing at Mr. Bland.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book9.html|view]]) || Mr. Bland did not hold up. ''HAHAHAHA!!! Lookit em get all squished!''
|-
| ''The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes.'' ([[HR:book13.html|view]]) || ''No change.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book10.html|view]]) || The Grape Fairie <strike>added another grape.</strike> ''silhouetted everybody and put tiny, inverse suns on top of them.''
|-
| ''Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT".'' ([[HR:book14.html|view]]) || ''No change.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book11.html|view]]) || <strike>Señor was NOT the strongest man in the world.</strike> ''this blue guy died.''
|-
| ''Five grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground.'' ([[HR:book15.html|view]]) || ''A "FINISH" banner has been drawn above The Cheat, who is breaking through a finish line.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book12.html|view]]) || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and <strike>dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up.</strike> ''the cheat got the world record in the 50 yard dash.''
|-
| ''Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants.'' ([[HR:book16.html|view]]) || ''Pom Pom is now wearing a shirt with the word "dork" on it. Homestar's shirt now reads "dump".'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book13.html|view]]) || There were only three <strike>contestants</strike> ''green rectangles'' left. <strike>Another grape was added.</strike> ''Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump.''
|-
| ''Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background.'' ([[HR:book17.html|view]]) || ''"Majesty" lines have been drawn around Strong Bad and The Cheat.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book14.html|view]]) || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was <strike>getting some extra help.</strike> ''cool.'' "I will <strike>drop my grapes and uncover that</strike> ''give $1.38 to the'' CHEAT!
|-
| ''Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble.'' ([[HR:book18.html|view]]) || ''The word "NO!" has been drawn over Homestar.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book15.html|view]]) || <strike>The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad.</strike> ''Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly.''
|-
| ''Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes.'' ([[HR:book19.html|view]]) || ''No change.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book16.html|view]]) || Strong Bad <strike>was squished and Pom-Pom won.</strike> ''decided on his own free will to sleep underneath his pile of grapes. it was a restful sleep.''
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background.'' ([[HR:book20.html|view]]) || ''The trophy has been edited to resemble a toilet, and a roll of toilet paper has been drawn off to its right.'' ([[HR:sb book/sb book17.html|view]]) || <strike>Knowing that he could not have done it without</strike> The Homestar Runner<strike>'s help,</strike> ''and'' Pom-Pom <strike>shared the trophy.</strike> ''lifted a comode.''
|}

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*"Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly" was mentioned in a [[Quote of the Week]], in which the quote is actually spoken by Strong Bad (from the DVD Easter egg for the email [[kids' book]]).

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad says that he made "milk's meat" out of Homestar and Pom-Pom, but he probably means "mince meat".
**The Blue Knight in [[Peasant's Quest]] also used the phrase "milk's meat" when talking about Kerrek.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad misspells the word "[[Toilets|commode]]" as "comode".

===Inside References===
*The name "Strumstar" could be from [[Coach Z Talker]] where one of Coach Z's wrong word for Homestar was "Stramstar".
*One of the car's sounds, "breeeow!", is a slight variation on [[The Paper]]'s [[onomatopoeia]], which is "[[preeeeow]]".

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of [[The Beatles]]", plus "Watch out PETE BEST!" [[Wikipedia:Pete Best|Pete Best]] was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by [[Wikipedia:Ringo Starr|Ringo Starr]].
*The title "Strumstar Hammer" most likely refers to both [[Wikipedia:Strum|strumming]] and [[Wikipedia:Hammer-on|hammer-ons]], respectively. Both of these are basic guitar techniques.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sb book/sb book1.html|view Strumstar Hammer]]
*[[HR:sbemail84.html|watch the email where it came from, "kids' book"]]
*[[HR:sbemail84.swf|view the Flash file of the email where it came from, "kids' book"]]
*[[HR:book1.html|view the original Homestar Runner story]]

King of Townmail

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 11:39:37 GMT

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[[Image:Salvaged Tandy.PNG|thumb|No one really wants to email the King of Town. For real.]]

The King of Town attempts to check an email with [[Strong Bad]]'s old and broken [[Tandy 400]]. Only accessible via the [[King of Town Main Page]] email button.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}

'''Places:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, April 1, 2003

'''Running Length:''' 0:27

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400! Slightly Not-Working - Only $900!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{typing}'' Umm, how do you make this thing go? I want to check all my emails. Anybody? The Poopsmith? That little chef guy? I need some help here! This is the last time I buy a used computer from Bubs.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down and reads "No one really wants to email the King of Town. For real." After a few seconds, you are redirected to the King of Town Main Page.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Goofs===
*The King of Town's head never moves, but the reflection in the screen bobs and turns as he speaks. This becomes most obvious by observing the King's crown.
*The toon uses the [[Compy 386]] loading screen, not the Tandy 400 one.
*The contrast dials are moved down, cutting off the word "contrast". The word "contrast" is also in a different font than the Tandy used to have.
*The brown line in the background extends behind the Tandy's screen's border and slightly overlaps the King's face on the left side. This is best noticed by zooming in.

===Inside References===
*The cost of the Tandy 400 in the page title ($900) is a reference to [[gimmicks]] where Strong Bad asks to borrow 900 dollars from [[Strong Sad]] to repair the broken computer.
*The "little chef guy" the King of Town refers to is [[The Little Chef Guy]] from the [[The King of Town DVD]] toon.

== See Also ==
*[[King of Town Main Page]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:kingmail.html|watch "King of Town Email"]]
*[[HR:kingmail.swf|view the Flash file for "King of Town Email"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|kingmail}}

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The King of Town DVD Commentary

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 01:22:35 GMT

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[[Strong Bad]] does the commentary of [[The King of Town DVD]] while the cartoon plays.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}} (voice-over), [[The King of Town]], [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[Multi-Function Dragon]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Little Chef Guy]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Knight]], [[The Hornblower]]

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, hello and welcome to The King of Town Special Edition DVD. I'm your host, America's number one son and sweetheart to all the ladies, Strong Bad. You're probably wondering what I'm doing the commentary on this cartoon for; it's because they didn't put me in this freakin' cartoon, so, the least they could do is let me make fun of it. So, let's uh, let's begin.

''{Cartoon starts}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now, this guy does not belong in cartoons. From what I understand, he's everybody's least favorite character, and I don't understand how he got his own freakin' cartoon, and I haven't even got... my own cartoon yet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and the special effects here; look at that piece of crap! I mean, I really think that was a piece of crap tied to some strings... that they just... pulled up behind the mountains, you know...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and here comes mister prancy-time himself, Homestar Runner, to save the day. Personally, I don't know what he's doing not wearing his hat, because, he looks kinda creepy whe—when he doesn't wear his baseball hat. Or whatever that hat is, you got the propeller on it, I mean... I hate everything about ''that'' guy.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, now this guy had some class. The Blacksmith, that guy was a good guy. I hung out with him after the cartoon; yeah, we had some good times, I mean.... Oh, and this freakin' guy, man, he STANK SO BAD! I mean... you know, I would say that he smelled like crap, but that doesn't go far enough. Imagine the worst smell you ever smelled, and pretend ''that'' took a crap. That's ''that'' guy. Oh, and that little guy, ohh!! That guy gave me the creeps, man... I didn't trust that guy any farther than I could throw him.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and Homestar wearing the graduate cap... I'll tell you what, I mean, Homestar never graduated from anything in his life. And, uh, that little X he just made... To tell you the truth, I don't think that he could tell you that it was an X because I'm pretty sure he doesn't know the alphabet and I'm almost positive that he can't read, so. Oh yeah, everyone has a good laugh...

'''STRONG BAD:''' And that place, the King of Town does not live in that castle! I can tell you that right now. I mean, like, he lives in like some two bedroom job, like, next door to me. It's kinda run down and creepy, actually. Yeah, you don't want to go over there, man.

=== Secret Commentary ===
The following dialogue is only available in the [[Secret Pages|secret]] alternate version of the commentary.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, pay up! Where's my money? You said cash as soon as I was done. That was the agreement, right? Nobody watches this cartoon, because it's not funny, and everybody hates the King of Town, so... put Strong Bad in it and everybody's gonna watch, right? Okay, so, hand over the goods.

== Easter Eggs ==
*After the commentary, you can click the button on the King's answering machine for different messages.
:'''ANSWERING MACHINE:''' You have no new messages. Ever.
:'''ANSWERING MACHINE:''' Nobody likes you.
:'''ANSWERING MACHINE:''' You still have zero messages.
:'''ANSWERING MACHINE:''' You have no friends.

==External Links==
*[[HR:kingcomment.html|watch the commentary]]
*[[HR:kingcomment.swf|view the Flash file for the commentary]]
*[[HR:sb kingcomment.swf|hear the secret alternate version of the commentary]]

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The King of Town (original)

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 01:21:10 GMT

71.232.14.15: up dated date, HA! that's a grood one!

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[[Image:KOTDvdOld.PNG|thumb|"He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely"]]
The old version of [[The King of Town DVD]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[Multi-Function Dragon]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]]

'''Places:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]

'''Date:''' on or before June 9, 2000

== Olde Version Transcript ==

''{Open to a white background.}''

'''Text:''' (This is the King of Town) ''{The King of Town appears}''

''{Cut to the land surrounding The King of Town's castle, which includes three sheep standing by a fence and several hills in the horizon. A butterfly passes by, and one of the sheep bleats.}''

(He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely)

''{Cut to the inside of the castle. The King is pacing back and forth nervously, sweating.}''

(But he worries all the time.)

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

''{Cut to a pasture where several sheep are grazing and bleating. A dragon appears from behind the hills, growling, and eats one of the sheep, taking a bite out of the hill at the same time. The dragon then disappears behind the hills.}''

(And I'm afraid a dragon has gobbled them up!)

''{Cut back to the castle interior, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom have appeared, facing the King. The Knight has appeared beside the King.}''

(So he called Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and asked if they would help.)

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{nods}'' Ooookay!

''{Cut to The Blacksmith at his shop, where there is a hearth above an anvil. Homestar and Pom Pom are facing him.}''

(So they questioned the Blacksmith...)

'''THE BLACKSMITH:''' ''{shrugs}''

''{Cut to The Poopsmith at his pile of whatsit, where there are flies buzzing around. Homestar and Pom Pom are facing him.}''

(They questioned the Poopsmith...)

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{shrugs}''

''{Cut to The Little Chef Guy at the castle interior, where there is a pantry stocked with foods and a large piece of meat with a knife stuck in it, spilling blood on the floor.}''

(And finally they questioned the King's Chef...)

'''THE LITTLE CHEF GUY:''' ''{nods}''

''{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised. An exclamation mark appears over their heads. The King of Town's coat of arms appears, transitioning into the next scene, where it is placed on the wall. The King, Poopsmith, Chef, Knight, and Blacksmith stand in a group before Homestar and Pom Pom. There are flies buzzing around The Poopsmith.}''

(So they gathered everyone together)

''{A blackboard falls onto the wall over the coat of arms, and a graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and "hand" from above.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while drawing a sheep and a dragon}'' I have found that the King's sheep were ''not'' eaten by a dragon. ''{draws a big red "X" over dragon}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Phew!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But, they ''were'' eaten! ''{a bite mark appears on the sheep}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why don't you ask yourself, King? ''{pokes King's belly with pointer}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{blushes}'' Oh, yeah. They were delicious! ''{burps}''

''{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field. The sheep bleats.}''

(end.)

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the sheep at the end of the toon to make it fly off behind the mountains.

== DVD Version ==
*The sheep easter egg has been removed for unknown reason.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' So here's the first cartoon that we ever put on the Homestar website.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Matt made this all by himself at work, right?

'''MATT:''' I made that fence. That fence was really good looking. ''{Mike laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' The King of Town doesn't say "Doo hoo hoo" as much as he used to.

'''MATT:''' He— he definitely doesn't. There's some line width issues, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, there's bricks— that background has very thick outlines right there.

'''MATT:''' This is the cartoon that introduced the King of Town, the Poopsmith, the Blacksmith, all the King's men.

'''MIKE:''' The Poopsmith was never intended to, uh, make it past this cartoon anymore than the Blacksmith or the Chef was, but uh—

'''MATT:''' Right, he was just sort of a, uh, sight gag in the midst of those few guys.

'''MIKE:''' For whatever reason, he transcended.

'''MATT:''' He transcends times and space...s.

'''MIKE:''' Those flies stop buzzing.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Apparently. This is a nice magical chalkboard Homestar has.

'''MIKE:''' At the beginning of every scene, there's two or three seconds of silence before anything happens or anyone says anything.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's some good looping animation on his sweat. ''{Mike laughs}'' Some good red cheeks too. Just kinda spew. Look he had a mouth there! That's his mouth?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, he did. I didn't even notice. Wow.

'''MATT:''' A rare glimpse. Bye.

==External Links==

* [[HR:kingoftown.html|watch the olde version]]
* [[HR:fooloftown.swf|view the Flash file for the olde version]]

{{KingofTownDVD}}

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Talk:The King of Town (original)

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== Release Date ==
According to the [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.homestarrunner.com/kingoftown.html WayBack Machine] page on this toon, it was released on June 9, 2000. Is this accurate enough to be put on? --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 14:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
:I'd say yes. Wayback Machine is a big help. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 18:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
;I'd say kinda, i will put that as the date any way!

The King of Town (original)

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 01:17:00 GMT

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[[Image:KOTDvdOld.PNG|thumb|"He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely"]]
The old version of [[The King of Town DVD]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[Multi-Function Dragon]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]]

'''Places:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]

'''Date:''' 2000

== Olde Version Transcript ==

''{Open to a white background.}''

'''Text:''' (This is the King of Town) ''{The King of Town appears}''

''{Cut to the land surrounding The King of Town's castle, which includes three sheep standing by a fence and several hills in the horizon. A butterfly passes by, and one of the sheep bleats.}''

(He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely)

''{Cut to the inside of the castle. The King is pacing back and forth nervously, sweating.}''

(But he worries all the time.)

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

''{Cut to a pasture where several sheep are grazing and bleating. A dragon appears from behind the hills, growling, and eats one of the sheep, taking a bite out of the hill at the same time. The dragon then disappears behind the hills.}''

(And I'm afraid a dragon has gobbled them up!)

''{Cut back to the castle interior, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom have appeared, facing the King. The Knight has appeared beside the King.}''

(So he called Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and asked if they would help.)

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{nods}'' Ooookay!

''{Cut to The Blacksmith at his shop, where there is a hearth above an anvil. Homestar and Pom Pom are facing him.}''

(So they questioned the Blacksmith...)

'''THE BLACKSMITH:''' ''{shrugs}''

''{Cut to The Poopsmith at his pile of whatsit, where there are flies buzzing around. Homestar and Pom Pom are facing him.}''

(They questioned the Poopsmith...)

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{shrugs}''

''{Cut to The Little Chef Guy at the castle interior, where there is a pantry stocked with foods and a large piece of meat with a knife stuck in it, spilling blood on the floor.}''

(And finally they questioned the King's Chef...)

'''THE LITTLE CHEF GUY:''' ''{nods}''

''{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised. An exclamation mark appears over their heads. The King of Town's coat of arms appears, transitioning into the next scene, where it is placed on the wall. The King, Poopsmith, Chef, Knight, and Blacksmith stand in a group before Homestar and Pom Pom. There are flies buzzing around The Poopsmith.}''

(So they gathered everyone together)

''{A blackboard falls onto the wall over the coat of arms, and a graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and "hand" from above.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while drawing a sheep and a dragon}'' I have found that the King's sheep were ''not'' eaten by a dragon. ''{draws a big red "X" over dragon}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Phew!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But, they ''were'' eaten! ''{a bite mark appears on the sheep}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why don't you ask yourself, King? ''{pokes King's belly with pointer}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{blushes}'' Oh, yeah. They were delicious! ''{burps}''

''{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field. The sheep bleats.}''

(end.)

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the sheep at the end of the toon to make it fly off behind the mountains.

== DVD Version ==
*The sheep easter egg has been removed for unknown reason.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' So here's the first cartoon that we ever put on the Homestar website.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Matt made this all by himself at work, right?

'''MATT:''' I made that fence. That fence was really good looking. ''{Mike laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' The King of Town doesn't say "Doo hoo hoo" as much as he used to.

'''MATT:''' He— he definitely doesn't. There's some line width issues, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, there's bricks— that background has very thick outlines right there.

'''MATT:''' This is the cartoon that introduced the King of Town, the Poopsmith, the Blacksmith, all the King's men.

'''MIKE:''' The Poopsmith was never intended to, uh, make it past this cartoon anymore than the Blacksmith or the Chef was, but uh—

'''MATT:''' Right, he was just sort of a, uh, sight gag in the midst of those few guys.

'''MIKE:''' For whatever reason, he transcended.

'''MATT:''' He transcends times and space...s.

'''MIKE:''' Those flies stop buzzing.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Apparently. This is a nice magical chalkboard Homestar has.

'''MIKE:''' At the beginning of every scene, there's two or three seconds of silence before anything happens or anyone says anything.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's some good looping animation on his sweat. ''{Mike laughs}'' Some good red cheeks too. Just kinda spew. Look he had a mouth there! That's his mouth?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, he did. I didn't even notice. Wow.

'''MATT:''' A rare glimpse. Bye.

==External Links==

* [[HR:kingoftown.html|watch the olde version]]
* [[HR:fooloftown.swf|view the Flash file for the olde version]]

{{KingofTownDVD}}

{{subtitlesLinks|kingoftown}}

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The King of Town (new)

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 01:16:08 GMT

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[[Image:KOTDVDNew.PNG|thumb|"Hey, King, what's up?"]]
The new version of [[The King of Town DVD]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[Multi-Function Dragon]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]], [[The Cleric]], {{Film|The Knight}}, {{Film|The Hornblower}}

== New Version Transcript ==
''{Open to a white background.}''

'''Text:''' ''{appears on scroll throughout toon}'' [This is the King of Town] ''{The King of Town pops up}''

''{Cut to the land surrounding The King of Town's castle, which includes three sheep standing by a fence and several hills in the horizon. A butterfly passes by.}''

[He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely]

''{Cut to the inside of the castle. The king is pacing back and forth nervously, sweating.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

''{Cut to a pasture where several sheep are grazing. A dragon appears from behind the hills and eats one of the sheep, taking a bite out of the hill at the same time. The dragon disappears behind the hills.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!

''{Cut back to the castle interior, where The Knight and The Cleric have appeared behind the King.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{to his servants}'' Get me Homestar Runner!

''{The Cleric bows in response. The Hornblower sounds a bugle to the tune of the [[Theme Song Video|Homestar Runner Theme Song]], and Homestar and Pom Pom walk in from the left.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King, what's up?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

''{Homestar looks at Pom Pom as the King continues crying.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' Oh, I'm inconsolable!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, I guess we'll help you find your sheep then! ''{to Pom Pom}'' Pom Pom, let's get out of here!

[And So...]

''{Cut to The Blacksmith at his shop, where there is a hearth above an anvil.}''

[They questioned the Blacksmith...]

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, fair Blacksmith, have you seen the King's sheep?

'''THE BLACKSMITH:''' ''{shrugs}'' No.

''{Cut to The Poopsmith at his pile of whatsit.}''

[They questioned the Poopmsith...]

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, fair Poopsmith, have you seen the King's sheep?

''{The Poopsmith shrugs.}''

''{Cut to The Little Chef Guy at the castle interior, where there is a pantry stocked with foods and a large piece of meat with a knife stuck in it, spilling blood on the floor.}''

[And finally, they questioned the royal chef]

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed, sighs}'' I say, fair chef, have you seen the King's sheep?

'''THE LITTLE CHEF GUY:''' ''{nods}'' Uh-huh.

''{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised. An exclamation mark appears over their heads. The King of Town's coat of arms appears, transitioning into the next scene, where it is placed on the wall. The King, Poopsmith, Chef, Hornblower, Knight, Blacksmith, and Cleric stand in a group before Homestar and Pom Pom. There are flies buzzing.}''

[So Homestar called everyone together...]

''{A blackboard falls onto the wall over the coat of arms, and a graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and "hand" from above.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while drawing a sheep and a dragon}'' I have found that the King's sheep were not eaten by a dragon. ''{draws a big red "X" over dragon}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Phew!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But, they ''were'' eaten! ''{a bite mark appears on the sheep}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why don't you ask yourself, King? ''{pokes King's belly with pointer}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{blushes}'' Oh, yeah. They were delicious! ''{burps}''

''{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh man, Pom Pom! He ate the sheep!

''{The sheep bleats, and a bugle sound is heard.}''

[end.]

''{Playback returns to the [[The King of Town DVD|menu]].}''

==External Links==

*[[HR:kingoftown2.html|watch the new version]]
*[[HR:kingoftown2.swf|view the Flash file for new version]]

{{KingofTownDVD}}

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The King of Town (new)

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 01:15:38 GMT

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[[Image:KOTDVDNew.PNG|thumb|"Hey, King, what's up?"]]
The new version of [[The King of Town DVD]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[Multi-Function Dragon]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]], [[The Cleric]], {{Film|The Knight}}, {{Film|The Hornblower}}

== New Version Transcript ==
''{Open to a white background.}''

'''Text:''' ''{appears on scroll throughout toon}'' [This is the King of Town] ''{The King of Town pops up}''

''{Cut to the land surrounding The King of Town's castle, which includes three sheep standing by a fence and several hills in the horizon. A butterfly passes by.}''

[He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely]

''{Cut to the inside of the castle. The king is pacing back and forth nervously, sweating.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

''{Cut to a pasture where several sheep are grazing. A dragon appears from behind the hills and eats one of the sheep, taking a bite out of the hill at the same time. The dragon disappears behind the hills.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!

''{Cut back to the castle interior, where The Knight and The Cleric have appeared behind the King.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{to his servants}'' Get me Homestar Runner!

''{The Cleric bows in response. The Hornblower sounds a bugle to the tune of the [[Theme Song Video|Homestar Runner Theme Song]], and Homestar and Pom Pom walk in from the left.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King, what's up?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

''{Homestar looks at Pom Pom as the King continues crying.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' Oh, I'm inconsolable!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, I guess we'll help you find your sheep then! ''{to Pom Pom}'' Pom Pom, let's get out of here!

[And So...]

''{Cut to The Blacksmith at his shop, where there is a hearth above an anvil.}''

[They questioned the Blacksmith...]

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, fair Blacksmith, have you seen the King's sheep?

'''THE BLACKSMITH:''' ''{shrugs}'' No.

''{Cut to The Poopsmith at his pile of whatsit.}''

[They questioned the Poopmsith...]

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, fair Poopsmith, have you seen the King's sheep?

''{The Poopsmith shrugs.}''

''{Cut to The Little Chef Guy at the castle interior, where there is a pantry stocked with foods and a large piece of meat with a knife stuck in it, spilling blood on the floor.}''

[And finally, they questioned the royal chef]

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed, sighs}'' I say, fair chef, have you seen the King's sheep?

'''THE LITTLE CHEF GUY:''' ''{nods}'' Uh-huh.

''{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised. An exclamation mark appears over their heads. The King of Town's coat of arms appears, transitioning into the next scene, where it is placed on the wall. The King, Poopsmith, Chef, Hornblower, Knight, Blacksmith, and Cleric stand in a group before Homestar and Pom Pom. There are flies buzzing.}''

[So Homestar called everyone together...]

''{A blackboard falls onto the wall over the coat of arms, and a graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and "hand" from above.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while drawing a sheep and a dragon}'' I have found that the King's sheep were not eaten by a dragon. ''{draws a big red "X" over dragon}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Phew!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But, they ''were'' eaten! ''{a bite mark appears on the sheep}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why don't you ask yourself, King? ''{pokes King's belly with pointer}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{blushes}'' Oh, yeah. They were delicious! ''{burps}''

''{Everyone laughs as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh man, Pom Pom! He ate the sheep!

''{The sheep bleats, and a bugle sound is heard.}''

[end.]

''{Playback returns to the [[The King of Town DVD|menu]].}''

==External Links==

*[[HR:kingoftown2.html|watch the new version]]
*[[HR:kingoftown2.swf|view the Flash file for new version]]

{{KingofTownDVD}}

{{subtitlesLinks|kingoftown2}}

[[Category: The King of Town DVD]]

Index Page

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[[Image:Intro decision page.png|thumb|220px|Come on in here!]]
The '''[[Wikipedia:Webserver directory index|index page]]''' is what greets you when you visit [[homestarrunner.com]], giving you links to watch the [[Intro]] or go to one of the [[main pages]]. Before the index page was created, one was directed straight to one of the [[:Category:Intro Toons|introduction toons]].

This page is traditionally replaced by an [[Wikipedia:April Fools' Day|April Fools']] gag on the first of April. In 2003, viewers of this page were taken to a [[King of Town Intro]] and [[King of Town Main Page]]. In 2004, it was replaced by the [[Under Construction]] page. In 2005, this page was replaced by [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], which greeted viewers by informing them that Homestar Runner had become a subscription site. In 2009, it was replaced with [[April Fool 09]], which took the [[Intro]] and [[Sbemailiarized Entertainment|retroactively changed it into a Strong Bad email]]. In 2010, it was replaced with [[Xeriouxly Forxe]].

On January 13, 2008, the regular intro page was replaced with a picture of [[Trogdor]] in the shape of a ''5'' to celebrate Trogdor's fifth birthday. It was later changed back on January 21, 2008.

Clicking "come on in" will only take you to one of the older Main Pages ''(1 through 20)''. However, on the Trogdor index page, the other main pages were added.

Between January 21 and March 31, 2010, the index page featured a "shop our store" link. The link was removed and the original index page was restored on April 2, 2010.

'''Page Title:''' Everybody! Everybody! 
'''Trogdor Page Title:''' Troggie Turns Five!

== Variations ==
<gallery>
Image:Trogdor Intro.png|Troggie Turns Five!
Image:Intro decision page flipped.png|Flipped index page for April Fools' 2006
Image:Intro decision page with store.png|With "shop our store" link (January to March 2010)
</gallery>

== External Links ==
*[[HR:index.html|Visit the Index Page]]
*[[HR:welcome.swf|View the Flash file]]
*[[HR:fivedor.swf|View the Flash file for the Trogdor Index page]]

[[Category: Special Pages]]
[[Category: Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category: Trogdor Filmography]]

Make-O Your Own Stinko

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[[Image:Comic Generator Title.png|thumb|Title screen.]]

'''Make-O Your Own Stinko(man) Sprite Comic Generator''' was originally an Easter egg found in [[web comics]]. You can create your own Stinkoman 20X6-themed comic (titled "Stinkoman Sunday Fun Talk") just like "[[Stong Bad|Stonk Bad]]", by selecting from numerous characters, objects, and backgrounds from the [[Stinkoman 20X6|game of the same name]] in up to four panels.

The backgrounds that can be used are from [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 1|Level 1 (Go Home)]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 2|Level 2 (Pick a Bone)]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 4|Level 4 (Fisticuff)]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|Level 5 (Oh the Moon)]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 6|Level 6 (Stratosfear)]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 7|Level 7 (Ice 2 Meet U)]], and [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 9|Level 9 (Turbolence)]] respectively.

'''Date:''' Monday, October 8, 2007

'''Page Title:''' Make-O Your Own Stinko!

==Functions==
All sprites can be resized, rotated, and flipped, and you can add any text you want into the talk bubbles. When you're all done, there is an option to print it out.

You also have the ability to "[[MS Paint]] your way to a non-punchline", which will go through a series of five different overlaps. You can enter your name so that the author isn't always "Stonk Bad"; however, the author will be labeled at random from a given list of verbs and adverbs, in the form of "''past-tense verb'' and ''adverb'' ''past-tense verb''":

*Flubbed and Thinly Conceived by ''Name''
*Hijacked and Unsatisfyingly Cobbled Together by ''Name''
*Swiped and Miserably Cobbled Written by ''Name''
*Grifted and Poorly Hacked by ''Name''
*Baby got stole and Ruinously Strung Together by ''Name''

== Characters & Enemies Included ==
[[Image:Makeownstinko.png|400px|thumb|The Make-O Your Own Stinko Interface.]]
[[Image:Make-O Your Own Stinko.png|400px|thumb|An example of a completed comic]]
<table>
<autocolumn style="padding-right:18px">
* [[Stinkoman]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Playable Characters#Stinkowing|Stinkowing]]
* [[1-Up]]
* [[Pan Pan]]
* [[Shadowy Figure]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Astromund]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Browntant]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Pink Cham Cham]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Chorch]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Frotzer]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Fullbide]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Gokul]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Greggo]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Grundy]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Jaro]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|My Benj]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Poorbt]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Pooru-Pooru]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Stafulter]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Stobat]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Stothos]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Tortan]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Prudench]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Semulade]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Sackastano]]
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Octopush (unnamed in the real game)]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the first time Pan Pan and the Shadowy Figure have been seen as in-game sprites.
*The [[Irregular Loading Screens|loading screen]] reads "FIND THE LOADBEARER...", a reference to [[slumber party]].
*On October 15, 2007, this game was put on the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]]. In addition, the game received new features, including an intro screen, Stinkowing and Level 9 enemy sprites, the ability to replace "Stonk Bad" as the author, with humorous remarks about the sprites being stolen, and an "MS Paint" button. A subtitle was added to the loading screen stating: "VERSION 1.1. NEW AND BARELY IMPROVED!
*One of the MS Paint button's effects includes a "[[Wikipedia:Kilroy was here|Kilroy was here]]", and another is [[Trogdor]] with a soda (caption misspelled as "Trogor").
*Because of the black background, the Shadowy Figure is not visible, but can be found by clicking on a "blank" area in the fourth column (under the tree).

== External Links ==
*[[HR:stinko comic.html|play Make-O Your Own Stinko]]
*[[HR:stinko comic.swf|view the Flash file for Make-O Your Own Stinko]]

[[Category:Games]]
[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6]]
[[Category:Comic strips]]

Where My Hat Is At?

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[[Image:WhereMyHat.png|thumb|Where My Hat Is At?]]

{{about|book}} {{for|short|Where My Hat Is At? (toon)}}

The second [[Homestar Runner]] children's "book," and the first Homestar Runner web appearance. Homestar has lost his hat, and he can't play in the big game without it! Will he find his hat in time?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[The Umpire]]

'''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==The Story==

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| ''A portrait view of Homestar, standing in a green star'' || Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. || [[HR:hs1.html|hs1]]
|-
| ''Homestar stands with an arrow pointing to his head and the words "no hat"'' || On the day of the Big Game, the Homestar Runner lost his hat. Without it, he wouldn't be allowed to play. || [[HR:hs2.html|hs2]]
|-
| ''Homestar lifts a couch, looking underneath'' || It wasn't under the couch. || [[HR:hs3.html|hs3]]
|-
| ''Homestar looks at an old TV set with static on the screen'' || Or on top of the teleset. || [[HR:hs4.html|hs4]]
|-
| ''Portrait view of Homestar with a speech bubble which reads, "WHERE MY HAT IS AT?" inside'' || || [[HR:hs5.html|hs5]]
|-
| ''Homestar is in a swimming pool with a beach ball'' || It wasn't in the pool. || [[HR:hs6.html|hs6]]
|-
| ''Homestar is looking at a grill with a steak on it'' || Or cooking on the grill. || [[HR:hs7.html|hs7]]
|-
| ''The same view of Homestar saying "WHERE MY HAT IS AT?" is seen'' || || [[HR:hs8.html|hs8]]
|-
| ''Homestar is looking at an empty postbox with the word "HOMESTAR" on top'' || It wasn't in the postbox. || [[HR:hs9.html|hs9]]
|-
| ''Homestar is lying under a red car'' || Or under the auto. || [[HR:hs10.html|hs10]]
|-
| ''"WHERE MY HAT IS AT?" screen is seen again'' || || [[HR:hs11.html|hs11]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom'' || Pom-Pom hadn't seen it. || [[HR:hs12.html|hs12]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing next to Coach Z'' || Neither had Coach Zee. || [[HR:hs13.html|hs13]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing in front of Bubs' Concession Stand, and Bubs is shrugging his shoulders'' || Bubs from the concession stand hadn't seen it. || [[HR:hs1x.html|hs1x]]
|-
| ''The umpire is seen behind a baseball plate speaking to Homestar'' || "If you can't find your hat, you're not allowed to play in today's Big Game," said the umpire. || [[HR:hs14.html|hs14]]
|-
| ''Homestar is kicking a can sadly'' || "Looks like I won't be able to play then," the Homestar Runner said reluctantly..  || [[HR:hs15.html|hs15]]
|-
| ''Homestar walks down a road'' || || [[HR:hs16.html|hs16]]
|-
| ''Homestar stands in front of a refrigerator'' || "I could go for a few cold ones right about now," said the Homestar Runner. So he opened the icebox to grab a couple. || [[HR:hs17.html|hs17]]
|-
| ''A view of the inside of the refrigerator is seen with various items inside, including Homestar's hat'' || When he opened the icebox, he noticed something strange, but he couldn't put his finger on it. || [[HR:hs18.html|hs18]]
|-
| ''The "WHERE MY HAT IS AT?" panel is seen again, only the speech bubble reads, "THERE MY HAT IS AT!!"'' || Between the milk and the cold ones was his hat. || [[HR:hs19.html|hs19]]
|-
| ''Homestar now has his hat on and is running while drinking a Cold One'' || So, he grabbed his hat and a couple cold ones and ran to the Big Game. || [[HR:hs20.html|hs20]]
|-
| ''Homestar runs onto the Home Plate, and the umpire yells, "SAFE!"'' || He got there just in time to score the winning run. || [[HR:hs21.html|hs21]]
|-
| ''Homestar, Pom Pom, Coach Z, and the umpire stand next to Homestar'' || "Where did you find your hat?" asked Coach Zee. "Between the milk and the cold ones." || [[HR:hs22.html|hs22]]
|-
| ''A portrait shot of Homestar in a green star is seen, with the words "THE END"'' || || [[HR:hs23.html|hs23]]
|}

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the first appearance of [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]] and [[the Umpire]].
*Coach Z's name is spelled "Coach Zee".
*This is one of the few times Homestar is seen drinking [[Cold One|cold ones]]. He also has one in [[Theme Song Video]], [[Date Nite]] and [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*In the old version, on the image with Bubs, the page URL is hs1x, whereas the others are hs1, hs2, hs3, etc. The Brothers Chaps may have forgotten to put it in, which is why it didn't follow the order, and clicking 'back' from hs14 took you to hs13 rather than hs1x, as it should have. This has since been fixed in the new version made on February 14, 2006, found in the [[museum]].
*In the old version there were buttons for 'next' on the last image, and 'back' on the first image. Those would take you to cartoons.html, which was [[404'd]]. This has also since been corrected in the new version made on February 14, 2006.
*This is the first appearance of [[kicking a can]].
*This is the first instance of a [[non-inverted question]].
* In 2009, the book was made into a [[Where My Hat Is At (toon)|Flash cartoon]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The book is read out loud now.
*Instead of the images being fullscreen, the book is now presented in a similar fashion to [[kids' book]], with music from [[pop-up]] playing.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Look, Mike, it's an old book! How many times do you think I say something about, "Look Mike", or "Hi Mike", or "Hey Mike" at the beginning at a commentary?

'''MIKE:''' All of them. This is the last bit of Homestar Runner-ery before the website.

'''MATT:''' That's right. This was done on Mike's old Free Country, USA website.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, this is just a HTML page click-through story book. Mindspring.com... what was your old...

'''MATT:''' Tilda Mic-Chat?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, yeah. So, for some reason the "post box" and the "auto" is basically British. Old Homestar sort of had this weird Japanese feel, and then he went through this weird British phase.

''{both laugh}''

'''MIKE:''' And this is the uh... when Bubs and Coach Z, their first appearance.

'''MATT:''' De-butt.

'''MIKE:''' De-butt. And the umpire, too. Who, uh...

''{Matt laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Who we forgot to make that Easter egg! We were going to put the Umpire in an Easter egg in the last email we made.

'''MIKE:''' You'll never hear from him again now! That was his one chance!

'''MATT:''' I like the weird shadow of the can. The wind from the can flying. The motion lines.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' That's a nice fridge.

'''MIKE:''' Well... well, thanks.

'''MATT:''' I want to punch this narrator, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' That's you, Matt. He's really...

'''MATT:''' I don't like him. He's very soft-spoken. He's pandering. I feel like if I was a child I would be insulted by him. Like, "This guy thinks I'm an idiot! I need to be handled with kid gloves." Say something else, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Eh...

'''MATT:''' What do you think of your style? Were you... you know, kind of "loosely fill in..."

'''MIKE:''' Go outside the lines?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, like they tell you not to do!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. I was breaking all the rules with this one. ''{"The End" shows up on the screen}'' I agree.

'''MATT:''' Yeah...

== External Links==
* [[HR:wheremyhatisat.swf|View the Flash file for "Where My Hat Is At?"]]
* [[HR:hs1.html|View the old page for "Where My Hat Is At?"]]
{{Museum}}
[[Category:Early Work]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Original Book

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[[Image:HomestarOriginalBook.jpg|thumb|The original cover of the book that started it all]]
'''The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest''' is the original children's book that started the entire [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. The archive in the [[museum]] includes the story plus some alternate cover ideas.

The Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and three others enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. "Whoever holds the most grapes, wins." Strong Bad tries to [[Cheating|cheat]] with the help of a furry yellow animal, from that point aptly named "The Cheat".

Strong Bad later made a [[Strumstar Hammer|revised edition]] of the story in the email [[kids' book]]. The book was also spoofed in the 100th email [[flashback]], which in turn inspired [[Main Page 20]]. There were also plans for a [[Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!|sequel]], sketches for which appeared in the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]], but the idea was eventually scrapped. In addition, a modernized and animated version was made ten years later, in the form of [[Strongest Man in the World]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}, [[The Fat Bee]]

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}; {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3|notitle=true}} (Easter Egg)

== Background ==
*In an [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|interview]], [[Mike Chapman]] tells how he and [[Craig Zobel]] started the story in 1996:
<blockquote>Just a story we made one afternoon, went to Kinko's, made about ten or fifteen copies of it, and kind of gave it to our friends, and that was it, really, for several years. We just did that in the summer. We were in college, and did it in a bored afternoon.</blockquote>

*[[Matt Chapman]] also talks about the book in the [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|Club Aquatica Interview]]:

<blockquote>Well, we were just looking around in a bookstore in the Children's book section, and we were kinda bored, we didn't see anything that we really liked, so we decided to make our own, you know, just as a joke to make fun of Kids' books. So we wrote The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World contest, and I think that that's still in the Museum right now.</blockquote>

== The Story ==
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| ''Homestar Runner is standing in an empty field.'' || The original children's book that started it all. Here's the first cover. Notice at this point he's THE Homestar Runner. (July 96) || || [[HR:book1.html|Page 1]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on an orange star background.'' || The alternate, construction paper cover. A little less embarassing. (Sept 96) || supa punchtime! || [[HR:book2.html|Page 2]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on a diamond-patterned background.'' || The 'I'm just learning Photoshop' remix of the cover. (July 97) And now, onto the story... || Oh, Pollette! || [[HR:book3.html|Page 3]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing in front of a star.'' || Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. || big head, tiny legs || [[HR:book4.html|Page 4]]
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| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' || One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book5.html|Page 5]]
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| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' || The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book6.html|Page 6]]
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| ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' || On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!" || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book7.html|Page 7]]
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| ''Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background.'' || The contestants: Mr. Bland, The Robot (last year's winner), Señor... || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book8.html|Page 8]]
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| ''Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals.'' || ...Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book9.html|Page 9]]
|-
| ''The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules.'' || Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book10.html|Page 10]]
|-
| ''The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book11.html|Page 11]]
|-
| ''Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH".'' || Mr. Bland did not hold up. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book12.html|Page 12]]
|-
| ''The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie added another grape. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book13.html|Page 13]]
|-
| ''Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT".'' || Senor was NOT the strongest man in the world. || havin a little trouble || [[HR:book14.html|Page 14]]
|-
| ''Five grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground.'' || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book15.html|Page 15]]
|-
| ''Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants.'' || There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book16.html|Page 16]]
|-
| ''Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background.'' || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!" || where's the plug? || [[HR:book17.html|Page 17]]
|-
| ''Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble.'' || The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book18.html|Page 18]]
|-
| ''Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes.'' || Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. || squisha squisha squisha || [[HR:book19.html|Page 19]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background.'' || Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy. || WORLD BEST || [[HR:book20.html|Page 20]]
|}

== Fun Facts ==
*The caption describing [[Señor]] being squished is missing the tilde above the n.
*Strong Bad has a [[belly button]].
*Homestar is seen [[kicking The Cheat]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching. This only applies to [[Everything Else Vol. 2]].
*The book is now read out loud. The narrator reading the book also comments on the sound effects in the book while reading.
*Instead of the images being fullscreen, the book is now presented in a similar fashion to [[kids' book]], with the same music playing.
===DVD Transcript===
'''NARRATOR:''' The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest. A children's book by Mike and Craig. Everybody loves the Homestar Runner! He is a terrific athlete. One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world! On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong.

'''NARRATOR:''' The contestants. Mr. Bland, The Robot, last year's winner, Señor, Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. Mr. Bland did not hold up. Squish. That says "Squish" there. The Grape Fairie added another grape. Senor was NOT the strongest man in the world. Splurt. It says "Splurt". Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Zip. The yellow man says "Zip". Homestar knew something was up. There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I will drop my grapes and UNCOVER that CHEAT!

'''NARRATOR:''' The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no.

'''NARRATOR:''' ...screamed Strong Bad. Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy...

=== Commentary Transcript ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh great, we gotta watch this one now?

'''MIKE:''' Oh great, I have to talk to you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't have to ta— why don't you just sit there in silence, I'll take over.

'''MIKE:''' Let's see it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Takin' the reins! ''{monotone}'' Hi, my name is Strong Bad, welcome to the commentary. I'll be taking the reins today. ''{Makes microphone clicking noise}'' If you'll look to the back of your cabin, this is The Homestar Runner Enters The Crappiest Universe In The Man Contest. ''{click}'' If you took at this page, they have a bunch of barbells. ''{click}'' This is the page that's the best all over, because I'm in part of it.

'''MIKE:''' Are you gonna get a new... new little gimmick, or are you just gonna do that. We're on a ride at the theme park, the whole time.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, okay. ''{deep voice}'' Hi, I'm the spaceship Strong Bad, and you're on board a spaceship. ''{click}'' Uh... This is a... ''{normal voice}'' Look, I look great. In that picture.

'''MIKE:''' You had a belly button there.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Is it just that page?

'''MIKE:''' Very possibly.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It could be like, this page has been gr— that page was graffitoed.

'''MIKE:''' Just your belly button?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just my belly B.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You've got a name for your belly button.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Belly B, man. Speaking of bees, the bee fairy. ''{short pause}'' Who is the guy that's narrating this thing, I wanna punch him. I wanna turn his lights out.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Turn them out or punch them out?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Turn them out.

'''MIKE:''' Sounds like it would be very— very— very— very painful.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Senor.

'''MIKE:''' Look at The Tea— The Teach got a tongue!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Teach? I never seen the tongue before on The Teach. Uh... So what's with that robot? That's the worst technological robot I've ever seen.

'''MIKE:''' He's gotta be plugged— H-he's got a pretty short cord, too.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what's the point, you can wa— It's like them boots that I had. Where I could only walk, like, twelve... y-y-y-yards, short, whatever shortest...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You've got a mouth within your mouth there!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's creepy. That was clearly graffitoed onto me. All right, you missed the part, I— like, I clearly told them, "I'm taking a nap! Shut the contest down for a moment!" and they didn't listen.

==Fun Facts==
*Strong Bad refers to the [['Lectric Boots]] he owned in [[extra plug]].
*Strong Bad's monotone voice and mimicked microphone clicks are similar to how he sounds in [[theme park]].
*Strong Bad commenting his taking a nap under the grapes instead of being squished (as is the case in the story) may be a reference to the [[Strumstar Hammer]] version of the story from an Easter egg in [[kids book]].
*[[The Teach]] was first referenced in [[geddup noise]].

== External links ==
* [[HR:firstbook.swf|View the Flash file for the Original Book]]
* [[HR:book1.html|View the old Original Book]]

{{Museum}}
[[Category:Early Work]]
[[Category:Books]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]
[[Category:Events]]

Original Book

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 00:11:17 GMT

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[[Image:HomestarOriginalBook.jpg|thumb|The original cover of the book that started it all]]
'''The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest''' is the original children's book that started the entire [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. The archive in the [[museum]] includes the story plus some alternate cover ideas.

The Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and three others enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. "Whoever holds the most grapes, wins." Strong Bad tries to [[Cheating|cheat]] with the help of a furry yellow animal, from that point aptly named "The Cheat".

Strong Bad later made a [[Strumstar Hammer|revised edition]] of the story in the email [[kids' book]]. The book was also spoofed in the 100th email [[flashback]], which in turn inspired [[Main Page 20]]. There were also plans for a [[Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!|sequel]], sketches for which appeared in the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]], but the idea was eventually scrapped. In addition, a modernized and animated version was made ten years later, in the form of [[Strongest Man in the World]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}, [[The Fat Bee]]

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}; {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3|notitle=true}} (Easter Egg)

== Background ==
*In an [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|interview]], [[Mike Chapman]] tells how he and [[Craig Zobel]] started the story in 1996:
<blockquote>Just a story we made one afternoon, went to Kinko's, made about ten or fifteen copies of it, and kind of gave it to our friends, and that was it, really, for several years. We just did that in the summer. We were in college, and did it in a bored afternoon.</blockquote>

*[[Matt Chapman]] also talks about the book in the [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|Club Aquatica Interview]]:

<blockquote>Well, we were just looking around in a bookstore in the Children's book section, and we were kinda bored, we didn't see anything that we really liked, so we decided to make our own, you know, just as a joke to make fun of Kids' books. So we wrote The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World contest, and I think that that's still in the Museum right now.</blockquote>

== The Story ==
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|-
| ''Homestar Runner is standing in an empty field.'' || The original children's book that started it all. Here's the first cover. Notice at this point he's THE Homestar Runner. (July 96) || || [[HR:book1.html|Page 1]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on an orange star background.'' || The alternate, construction paper cover. A little less embarassing. (Sept 96) || supa punchtime! || [[HR:book2.html|Page 2]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on a diamond-patterned background.'' || The 'I'm just learning Photoshop' remix of the cover. (July 97) And now, onto the story... || Oh, Pollette! || [[HR:book3.html|Page 3]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing in front of a star.'' || Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. || big head, tiny legs || [[HR:book4.html|Page 4]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' || One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book5.html|Page 5]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' || The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book6.html|Page 6]]
|-
| ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' || On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!" || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book7.html|Page 7]]
|-
| ''Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background.'' || The contestants: Mr. Bland, The Robot (last year's winner), Señor... || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book8.html|Page 8]]
|-
| ''Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals.'' || ...Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book9.html|Page 9]]
|-
| ''The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules.'' || Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book10.html|Page 10]]
|-
| ''The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book11.html|Page 11]]
|-
| ''Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH".'' || Mr. Bland did not hold up. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book12.html|Page 12]]
|-
| ''The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie added another grape. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book13.html|Page 13]]
|-
| ''Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT".'' || Senor was NOT the strongest man in the world. || havin a little trouble || [[HR:book14.html|Page 14]]
|-
| ''Five grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground.'' || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book15.html|Page 15]]
|-
| ''Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants.'' || There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book16.html|Page 16]]
|-
| ''Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background.'' || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!" || where's the plug? || [[HR:book17.html|Page 17]]
|-
| ''Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble.'' || The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book18.html|Page 18]]
|-
| ''Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes.'' || Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. || squisha squisha squisha || [[HR:book19.html|Page 19]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background.'' || Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy. || WORLD BEST || [[HR:book20.html|Page 20]]
|}

== Fun Facts ==
*The caption describing [[Señor]] being squished is missing the tilde above the n.
*Strong Bad has a [[belly button]].
*Homestar is seen [[kicking The Cheat]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching. This only applies to [[Everything Else Vol. 2]].
*The book is now read out loud. The narrator reading the book also comments on the sound effects in the book while reading.
*Instead of the images being fullscreen, the book is now presented in a similar fashion to [[kids' book]], with the same music playing.
===DVD Transcript===
'''NARRATOR:''' The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest. A children's book by Mike and Craig. Everybody loves the Homestar Runner! He is a terrific athlete. One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world! On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong.

'''NARRATOR:''' The contestants. Mr. Bland, The Robot, last year's winner, Señor, Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. Mr. Bland did not hold up. Squish. That says "Squish" there. The Grape Fairie added another grape. Senor was NOT the strongest man in the world. Splurt. It says "Splurt". Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Zip. The yellow man says "Zip". Homestar knew something was up. There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I will drop my grapes and UNCOVER that CHEAT!

'''NARRATOR:''' The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no.

'''NARRATOR:''' ...screamed Strong Bad. Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy...

=== Commentary Transcript ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh great, we gotta watch this one now?

'''MIKE:''' Oh great, I have to talk to you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't have to ta— why don't you just sit there in silence, I'll take over.

'''MIKE:''' Let's see it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Takin' the reins! ''{monotone}'' Hi, my name is Strong Bad, welcome to the commentary. I'll be taking the reins today. ''{Makes microphone clicking noise}'' If you'll look to the back of your cabin, this is The Homestar Runner Enters The Crappiest Universe In The Man Contest. ''{click}'' If you took at this page, they have a bunch of barbells. ''{click}'' This is the page that's the best all over, because I'm in part of it.

'''MIKE:''' Are you gonna get a new... new little gimmick, or are you just gonna do that. We're on a ride at the theme park, the whole time.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, okay. ''{deep voice}'' Hi, I'm the spaceship Strong Bad, and you're on board a spaceship. ''{click}'' Uh... This is a... ''{normal voice}'' Look, I look great. In that picture.

'''MIKE:''' You had a belly button there.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Is it just that page?

'''MIKE:''' Very possibly.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It could be like, this page has been gr— that page was graffitoed.

'''MIKE:''' Just your belly button?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just my belly B.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You've got a name for your belly button.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Belly B, man. Speaking of bees, the bee fairy. ''{short pause}'' Who is the guy that's narrating this thing, I wanna punch him. I wanna turn his lights out.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Turn them out or punch them out?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Turn them out.

'''MIKE:''' Sounds like it would be very— very— very— very painful.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Senor.

'''MIKE:''' Look at The Tea— The Teach got a tongue!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Teach? I never seen the tongue before on The Teach. Uh... So what's with that robot? That's the worst technological robot I've ever seen.

'''MIKE:''' He's gotta be plugged— H-he's got a pretty short cord, too.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what's the point, you can wa— It's like them boots that I had. Where I could only walk, like, twelve... y-y-y-yards, short, whatever shortest...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You've got a mouth within your mouth there!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's creepy. That was clearly graffitoed onto me. All right, you missed the part, I— like, I clearly told them, "I'm taking a nap! Shut the contest down for a moment!" and they didn't listen.

==Fun Facts==
*Strong Bad refers to the [['Lectric Boots]] he owned in [[extra plug]].
*Strong Bad's monotone voice and mimicked microphone clicks are similar to how he sounds in [[theme park]].
*Strong Bad commenting his taking a nap under the grapes instead of being squished (as is the case in the story) may be a reference to the [[Strumstar Hammer]] version of the story from an Easter egg in [[kids book]].
*[[The Teach]] was first referenced in [[geddup noise]].

== External links ==
* [[HR:firstbook.swf|View the Flash file for the Original Book]]
* [[HR:book1.html|View the old Original Book]]

{{Museum}}
[[Category:Early Work]]
[[Category:Books]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]
[[Category:Events]]

Strong Sad's Secret Styles

71.232.14.15 — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 00:10:10 GMT

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[[Image:strong sad secrets that i keep.PNG|thumb|Secrets everywhere...]]

[[Strong Sad]] keeps a box of memories under his bed. Inside the box are four objects: a film reel, a snow globe, a framed picture, and a homemade birthday card written by [[Lil' Strong Bad]] to [[Lil' Strong Sad]]. Below are descriptions of the four items. This page is found in a link from the user profile on [[Strong Sad's Lament]].

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}} (Easter Egg)

== Contents and Transcript ==
=== Happy Birth<strike>b</strike>day Kard ===
<blockquote>poop-hea<strike>b</strike>d, 
mom says I 
have to make 
you this 
:kard 
-Strong Bab 
 
p.s. i'm going 
to punsh you 
in the back!!</blockquote>

=== The Film Reel ===

''{Lil' Strong Sad standing around outside in autumn with a scarf on. He waves to the camera. Lil' Strong Bad jumps out of a pile of leaves and chases Little Strong Sad. Zooms in on their heads, Strong Bad jumps on top of Strong Sad and starts giving him a noogie. They both start laughing. The film repeats.}''

=== Snow Globe ===
The snow globe contains a pink-haired [[Wikipedia:Troll doll|troll doll]] standing on a snowy tropical island. The snow globe is labeled "You're Number 1."

=== Picture ===
Strong Bad and Strong Sad as kids in a picture.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*The box is labeled "fond reminiscences".
*The [[Spooky Woods|tree]] in the movie is used in the Halloween toons.
*Originally, this could only be accessed by emailing Strong Sad (depressio@homestarrunner.com). Strong Sad would reply with the link, regardless of what one's email read. To access it now, you need to go to [[Strong Sad's Lament]], click on his profile, and click on the word "none" in the pop-up that appears.
*This page came out later as an Easter egg in the DVD version of [[depressio]].

===Remarks===
*This shows that Strong Bad may have once been nice to Strong Sad.
*Strong Sad has a belly button in the video and picture, telling us that this took place after Lil' Strong Bad got his electric drill (as seen in [[origins]]).
*Using the Tab key, it is possible to open up more than one thing at a time. The snowglobe is always on top of the card and the picture, and the card always ends up on top of the picture. The movie is on top of them all. When the snowglobe is open (along with other objects) and the movie is opened, it covers up the snowglobe. When the movie is closed, the snowglobe disappears, even though the other objects are still there.
*The back button simply closes the Easter Egg page. If the page is accessed directly, the button does not work.

===Inside References===
*The snow globe could be a reference to the commentary from the [[In Search of the Yello Dello|Yello Dello DVD]], where Strong Sad mentions when he wore an old T-shirt at [[school]] that said "I'm #1."

===Real-World References===
*The shirt that Strong Sad is wearing in the photo is the same one worn by [[Peanuts|Charlie Brown]].
*The vest that Strong Bad wears is the same one worn by Marty McFly in [[Back to the Future]].
*The URL of the site is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:The Wonder Years|The Wonder Years]]'', a well-known late 1980s–early '90s coming-of-age TV show starring Fred Savage and Danica McKellar.
*The name of this cartoon is a probable reference to the chorus of the 1980s-era song by [[Wikipedia:The Romantics|The Romantics]], "[[Wikipedia:Talking in Your Sleep (The Romantics song)|Talking in Your Sleep]]," which has the lyrics:<blockquote>''I hear the secrets that you keep When you're talkin' in your sleep''</blockquote>
*The name for the Flash file of the movie reel is super8.swf. [[Wikipedia:Super 8 mm film|Super 8]] is a film format created in 1960 and released 1965 by Kodak. It was widely used for amateur movies before videotape, and is probably a reference to the film reel containing the home movie.

===Fast Forward===

*It is revealed that Strong Sad keeps his [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] in the very same box in [[DNA Evidence]].
*Li'l Strong Sad is later seen wearing his Charlie Brown shirt in [[the paper]].

== External Links ==
{{Spoken HRWiki|The Secrets That I Keep - Part 1.ogg|5 January, 2007|oldid=401192}}
*[[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.html|view The Secrets That I Keep]]
*[[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.swf|view the Flash file for The Secrets That I Keep]]
*[[HR:sadjournal/super8.swf|view the Flash file for the movie]]

[[Category: Character Websites|Secrets That I Keep, The]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]]

Strong Sad's Secret Styles

71.232.14.15 — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 00:09:21 GMT

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[[Image:strong sad secrets that i keep.PNG|thumb|Secrets everywhere...]]

[[Strong Sad]] keeps a box of memories under his bed. Inside the box are four objects: a film reel, a snow globe, a framed picture, and a homemade birthday card written by [[Lil' Strong Bad]] to [[Lil' Strong Sad]]. Below are descriptions of the four items. This page is found in a link from the user profile on [[Strong Sad's Lament]].

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}} (Easter Egg)

== Contents and Transcript ==
=== Happy Birth<strike>b</strike>day Kard ===
<blockquote>poop-hea<strike>b</strike>d, 
mom says I 
have to make 
you this 
:kard 
-Strong Bab 
 
p.s. i'm going 
to punsh you 
in the back!!</blockquote>

=== The Film Reel ===

''{Lil' Strong Sad standing around outside in autumn with a scarf on. He waves to the camera. Lil' Strong Bad jumps out of a pile of leaves and chases Little Strong Sad. Zooms in on their heads, Strong Bad jumps on top of Strong Sad and starts giving him a noogie. They both start laughing. The film repeats.}''

=== Snow Globe ===
The snow globe contains a pink-haired [[Wikipedia:Troll doll|troll doll]] standing on a snowy tropical island. The snow globe is labeled "You're Number 1."

=== Picture ===
Strong Bad and Strong Sad as kids in a picture.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*The box is labeled "fond reminiscences".
*The [[Spooky Woods|tree]] in the movie is used in the Halloween toons.
*Originally, this could only be accessed by emailing Strong Sad (depressio@homestarrunner.com). Strong Sad would reply with the link, regardless of what one's email read. To access it now, you need to go to [[Strong Sad's Lament]], click on his profile, and click on the word "none" in the pop-up that appears.
*This page came out later as an Easter egg in the DVD version of [[depressio]].

===Remarks===
*This shows that Strong Bad may have once been nice to Strong Sad.
*Strong Sad has a belly button in the video and picture, telling us that this took place after Lil' Strong Bad got his electric drill (as seen in [[origins]]).
*Using the Tab key, it is possible to open up more than one thing at a time. The snowglobe is always on top of the card and the picture, and the card always ends up on top of the picture. The movie is on top of them all. When the snowglobe is open (along with other objects) and the movie is opened, it covers up the snowglobe. When the movie is closed, the snowglobe disappears, even though the other objects are still there.
*The back button simply closes the Easter Egg page. If the page is accessed directly, the button does not work.

===Inside References===
*The snow globe could be a reference to the commentary from the [[In Search of the Yello Dello|Yello Dello DVD]], where Strong Sad mentions when he wore an old T-shirt at [[school]] that said "I'm #1."

===Real-World References===
*The shirt that Strong Sad is wearing in the photo is the same one worn by [[Peanuts|Charlie Brown]].
*The vest that Strong Bad wears is the same one worn by Marty McFly in [[Back to the Future]].
*The URL of the site is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:The Wonder Years|The Wonder Years]]'', a well-known late 1980s–early '90s coming-of-age TV show starring Fred Savage and Danica McKellar.
*The name of this cartoon is a probable reference to the chorus of the 1980s-era song by [[Wikipedia:The Romantics|The Romantics]], "[[Wikipedia:Talking in Your Sleep (The Romantics song)|Talking in Your Sleep]]," which has the lyrics:<blockquote>''I hear the secrets that you keep When you're talkin' in your sleep''</blockquote>
*The name for the Flash file of the movie reel is super8.swf. [[Wikipedia:Super 8 mm film|Super 8]] is a film format created in 1960 and released 1965 by Kodak. It was widely used for amateur movies before videotape, and is probably a reference to the film reel containing the home movie.

===Fast Forward===

*It is revealed that Strong Sad keeps his [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] in the very same box in [[DNA Evidence]].
*Li'l Strong Sad is later seen wearing his Charlie Brown shirt in [[the paper]].

== External Links ==
{{Spoken HRWiki|The Secrets That I Keep - Part 1.ogg|5 January, 2007|oldid=401192}}
*[[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.html|view The Secrets That I Keep]]
*[[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.swf|view the Flash file for The Secrets That I Keep]]
*[[HR:sadjournal/super8.swf|view the Flash file for the movie]]

[[Category: Character Websites|Secrets That I Keep, The]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]]

In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer

71.232.14.15 — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:42:13 GMT

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[[Image:Yellodellotrailer.png|thumb|300px|"Deep in the darkest jungle..."]]
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The Yello Dello]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Date:''' 2001

'''Running Time:''' 0:45

'''Page Title:''' Coming in June to a theater near you
{{clear}}
__NOTOC__
== Transcript ==
''{Opening preview screen:}''
<blockquote style="background:#390; color:#FFF; padding:12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold"><center>THE FOLLOWING <big>PREVIEW</big> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
<big>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</big> 
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</center></blockquote>

''{Cut to scene of a jungle. We see a bright flash and the silhouette of the Yello Dello. The camera lunges forward and dramatic jungle music plays. Everything the Preview Guy says appears as words on the screen.}''

'''PREVIEW GUY:''' ''{voiceover}'' DEEP IN THE DARKEST JUNGLE... ''{Camera lunges forward}'' LURKS A CREATURE SO FEROCIOUS... ''{Camera lunges forward}'' ONLY ONE MAN CAN TAME IT...

''{The Camera lunges forward again and we find Homestar Runner wearing a pith helmet. The music comes to a grinding halt.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?

''{The theme to In Search of the Yello Dello starts playing}''

'''PREVIEW GUY:''' ''{voiceover}'' THIS SUMMER, THE SEARCH IS ON

''{Cut to screen that looks like the original Title Screen for In Search of the Yello Dello, accompanied by the sound of breaking glass}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No seriously, what? And what am I wearing this hat for?

''{Fade to the following theatrical credits:}''
<blockquote style="background:#000; color:#FFF; padding:12px; width:500px; border:none">
IN SEARCH OF THE
<center>'''YELLO-DELLO''' 

A HOMESTAR RUNNER CARTOON – IN SEARCH OF THE YELLO-DELLO STARRING HOMESTAR RUNNER  POM-POM  STRONG SAD MARZIPAN  COACH Z  and STRONG BAD VOICES BY MISSY PALMER AND MATT CHAPMAN WRITTEN, ANIMATED, AND PRODUCED BY THE BROTHERS CHAPS</center></blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, it's a ''preview''. Oh, now I get it.

''{Homestar sticks his head in front of the screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody, it was a preview.

==Fun Facts==
*The theatrical trailer appears to have been released sometime after the actual toon was released because of the reference to the [[Intro]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:dellotrailer.html|watch the theatrical trailer]]
*[[HR:dellotrailer.swf|view the Flash file for the theatrical trailer]]

{{YelloDello}}

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[[Category:In Search of the Yello Dello]]

In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary

71.232.14.15 — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:41:11 GMT

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'''Commentary''': [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], and [[Homestar Runner]] talk about [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|the new version]] of the movie as it's being played.

'''Page Title:''' YELLO-DELLO COMMON TATERS
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== Transcript ==
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello! This is Homestar Runner!

'''STRONG SAD:''' And this is Strong Sad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And we're both morons!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, "and welcome to the King of Town Super DVD!"

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, I think he means "the Yello Dello DVD."

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I think what he means is "I'm the dumbest guy on the planet. Here's some proof!"

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, let's begin!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, let's begin. What the crap kind of freaked-up sport are you guys playing anyways? I mean, you're on a football field, but you've got a basketball goal, and basketballs and footballs...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! It's America's pastime! Working with Coach Z is always so great! He's such a—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Idiot? Moron? Crap for brains? Creep? You know, Homestar, I saw Coach Z coming out of Marzipan's house the other day...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait. Really? You did?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Little known fact: Homestar gained a hundred pounds and shrank two feet for this role.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's true. Oh yeah, oh yeah, this is the scene that has subliminal advertisement! Watch, if you see that X, it ends up going between the E and the Z, which means that it... uhm... is easy... does it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Pfft! You look so great in that lederhosen, Homestar. Shall we start calling you Homestar von Runnerberger or something?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I look great in that stuff!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It was ''my'' lederhosen...

'''STRONG BAD:''' And so he crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped all over that rock.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey! That only happened once!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It was ''my'' rock... uh, it always kind of bugged me how you could never get your grammar right here, Homestar. "I think I ''has'' the solution?" What's that mean?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and I don't care what anybody says, but that bird is hot. I'll tell you that right now. A fine looking bird. ''{pause}'' Oh, here comes my favorite part! Oh ho ho! That's so great! That's a great one, Homestar, classic!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? What'd I do?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You hit me in the face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, I know! It's America's pastime!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, I hate it when Pom Pom floats like that. It gives me the creeps, you know. I don't trust that guy any farther than I can throw him.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, then you must trust Pom Pom a whole lot—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh shut up, why don't you? You guys were doing pretty good at this point. You hadn't lost any men. Had you found the diamond ring yet?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah, I think we found a diamond ring and some platinum bars and a couple bags of gold.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Strong Sad}'' Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Stop that!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Oh come on guys, let's do it for Marzipan!

''{Homestar laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Strong Sad}'' Well, I already got Marzipan a present.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Stop it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no, keep it up, Strong Bad! I DO sound funny! ''{short pause}'' Who's that? Oh, wait.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now before you guys start, I've got to say, in my defense, that I never wore a pair of oven mitts in my life, okay? Those have ''obviously'' been added in later on using the most advanced computer magic available. All right?

''{Homestar starts laughing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm serious!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at Marzipan. She's funny lookin'.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{referring to the Yello Dello}'' Oh, man. What a hottie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, this scene is my pride and joy. I wrote this whole song all by myself. Well, except for the lyrics. And for the music.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, yeah, I got an idea for you: jump. Okay, Homestar, where the crap are your legs in this scene?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, actually, Homestar wasn't in this scene. That was a sophisticated puppet that I'm operating with one of my hands at... offscreen?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah, I remember that. They had to replace me because I didn't have any legs.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bwahahahaha! Okay, I lied, man. THIS is my favorite part of the whole cartoon. Ha ha ha. Oh, look at him. His head looks like one of those things on a cow. ''{gasping for breath}'' You know the part, where the milk comes out.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, actually, that was a sophisticated bladder system that I operated off-screen with the belt—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, shut up, why don't you? ''{pause}'' Bwahahahaha! Oh man, that's so great! And now he's bleeding! Hohoho! Like some stupid bleeding baby.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, this, I feel, is your strongest work. It's like your every delicate intonation and gesture helps to weave this rich subtext of despair and wisdom.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, wow. Thanks, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? Did you just say something to me?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how the two of you managed to get his fat, ugly butt up there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, don't worry. We had, like, twelve other guys underneath us helping.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Haha, it is a- a fat butt isn't it? It's ugly too.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Now this was my time to really shine in the cartoon, so I used a bit of method acting to apply some of my own personal experiences to the scene. ''{Strong Bad is snoring in the background}'' And I remembered this time back in school where, all of a sudden, everybody started being real nice to me, and I thought it was 'cause I started wearing this T-shirt that said "I'm #1" on it, but it turns out it was all just because I had a pool.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wakes up}'' Hmm? What? Huh? What's going on? Oh, Strong Sad is stupid and Homestar is dumb. ''{short pause}'' Okay, Homestar, I've gotta ask, do you ever remember your lines? Because you're always going "uhm, uh, uhm, uh okay, okay, uhm."

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm... yeah, I think I remembered this one line, one time.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a big door.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a big turkey. That's a fake invisible turkey.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Marzipan really scares me when she's angry.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, ouch. Wow, you know, Marzipan has really nice hands.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I suppose she does.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you know those little guys creep me out, man. Like, I'll have nightmares where there's like a thousand of those little scorpions crawling all over me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah yeah, or like that thing from Yar's Revenge, and, like, you wake up, and it's nibbling on pieces of you falling off in squares.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I dream of my own death. Over and over and over and over and over and over ''{fades out with him continually repeating it}''

==Fun Facts==

*Homestar says that the circle going between the E and the Z means "EZ Does It" is subliminal advertising. However, in this case, it would probably be "subliminal messaging".
*"Lederhosen" is [[German]] for "pants".

==External Links==
*[[HR:dellocomment.html|watch the commentary]]
*[[HR:dellocomment.swf|view the Flash file for the commentary]]

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In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary

71.232.14.15 — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:40:31 GMT

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'''Commentary''': [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], and [[Homestar Runner]] talk about [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|the new version]] of the movie as it's being played.

'''Page Title:''' YELLO-DELLO COMMON TATERS
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== Transcript ==
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello! This is Homestar Runner!

'''STRONG SAD:''' And this is Strong Sad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And we're both morons!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, "and welcome to the King of Town Super DVD!"

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, I think he means "the Yello Dello DVD."

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I think what he means is "I'm the dumbest guy on the planet. Here's some proof!"

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, let's begin!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, let's begin. What the crap kind of freaked-up sport are you guys playing anyways? I mean, you're on a football field, but you've got a basketball goal, and basketballs and footballs...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! It's America's pastime! Working with Coach Z is always so great! He's such a—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Idiot? Moron? Crap for brains? Creep? You know, Homestar, I saw Coach Z coming out of Marzipan's house the other day...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait. Really? You did?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Little known fact: Homestar gained a hundred pounds and shrank two feet for this role.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's true. Oh yeah, oh yeah, this is the scene that has subliminal advertisement! Watch, if you see that X, it ends up going between the E and the Z, which means that it... uhm... is easy... does it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Pfft! You look so great in that lederhosen, Homestar. Shall we start calling you Homestar von Runnerberger or something?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I look great in that stuff!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It was ''my'' lederhosen...

'''STRONG BAD:''' And so he crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped all over that rock.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey! That only happened once!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It was ''my'' rock... uh, it always kind of bugged me how you could never get your grammar right here, Homestar. "I think I ''has'' the solution?" What's that mean?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and I don't care what anybody says, but that bird is hot. I'll tell you that right now. A fine looking bird. ''{pause}'' Oh, here comes my favorite part! Oh ho ho! That's so great! That's a great one, Homestar, classic!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? What'd I do?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You hit me in the face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, I know! It's America's pastime!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, I hate it when Pom Pom floats like that. It gives me the creeps, you know. I don't trust that guy any farther than I can throw him.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, then you must trust Pom Pom a whole lot—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh shut up, why don't you? You guys were doing pretty good at this point. You hadn't lost any men. Had you found the diamond ring yet?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah, I think we found a diamond ring and some platinum bars and a couple bags of gold.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Strong Sad}'' Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Stop that!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Oh come on guys, let's do it for Marzipan!

''{Homestar laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Strong Sad}'' Well, I already got Marzipan a present.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Stop it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no, keep it up, Strong Bad! I DO sound funny! ''{short pause}'' Who's that? Oh, wait.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now before you guys start, I've got to say, in my defense, that I never wore a pair of oven mitts in my life, okay? Those have ''obviously'' been added in later on using the most advanced computer magic available. All right?

''{Homestar starts laughing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm serious!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at Marzipan. She's funny lookin'.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{referring to the Yello Dello}'' Oh, man. What a hottie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, this scene is my pride and joy. I wrote this whole song all by myself. Well, except for the lyrics. And for the music.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, yeah, I got an idea for you: jump. Okay, Homestar, where the crap are your legs in this scene?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, actually, Homestar wasn't in this scene. That was a sophisticated puppet that I'm operating with one of my hands at... offscreen?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah, I remember that. They had to replace me because I didn't have any legs.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bwahahahaha! Okay, I lied, man. THIS is my favorite part of the whole cartoon. Ha ha ha. Oh, look at him. His head looks like one of those things on a cow. ''{gasping for breath}'' You know the part, where the milk comes out.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, actually, that was a sophisticated bladder system that I operated off-screen with the belt—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, shut up, why don't you? ''{pause}'' Bwahahahaha! Oh man, that's so great! And now he's bleeding! Hohoho! Like some stupid bleeding baby.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, this, I feel, is your strongest work. It's like your every delicate intonation and gesture helps to weave this rich subtext of despair and wisdom.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, wow. Thanks, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? Did you just say something to me?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how the two of you managed to get his fat, ugly butt up there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, don't worry. We had, like, twelve other guys underneath us helping.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Haha, it is a- a fat butt isn't it? It's ugly too.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Now this was my time to really shine in the cartoon, so I used a bit of method acting to apply some of my own personal experiences to the scene. ''{Strong Bad is snoring in the background}'' And I remembered this time back in school where, all of a sudden, everybody started being real nice to me, and I thought it was 'cause I started wearing this T-shirt that said "I'm #1" on it, but it turns out it was all just because I had a pool.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wakes up}'' Hmm? What? Huh? What's going on? Oh, Strong Sad is stupid and Homestar is dumb. ''{short pause}'' Okay, Homestar, I've gotta ask, do you ever remember your lines? Because you're always going "uhm, uh, uhm, uh okay, okay, uhm."

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm... yeah, I think I remembered this one line, one time.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a big door.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a big turkey. That's a fake invisible turkey.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Marzipan really scares me when she's angry.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, ouch. Wow, you know, Marzipan has really nice hands.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I suppose she does.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you know those little guys creep me out, man. Like, I'll have nightmares where there's like a thousand of those little scorpions crawling all over me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah yeah, or like that thing from Yar's Revenge, and, like, you wake up, and it's nibbling on pieces of you falling off in squares.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I dream of my own death. Over and over and over and over and over and over ''{fades out with him continually repeating it}''

==Fun Facts==

*Homestar says that the circle going between the E and the Z means "EZ Does It" is subliminal advertising. However, in this case, it would probably be "subliminal messaging".
*"Lederhosen" is [[German]] for "pants".

==External Links==
*[[HR:dellocomment.html|watch the commentary]]
*[[HR:dellocomment.swf|view the Flash file for the commentary]]

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In Search of the Yello Dello New Version

71.232.14.15 — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:39:24 GMT

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[[Image:YelloDelloNew.PNG|thumb|"OK! Let's go!"]]
The new version features the same zany design as the old one, although they look slightly different. It also features a large mountain scene.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Unnamed Characters#Other Characters|The Alien Guy]], [[The Mountain Goat]], [[The Yello Dello]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Athletic Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], A Mountain, [[Far Off Lands]], Various Fields, Marzipan's Garden, [[Homestar Runner's House]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, May 4, 2000

'''Running Time:''' 6:45

'''Page Title:''' IN SEARCH OF THE YELLO-DELLO v2.0

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== Transcript ==
''{Homestar, Coach Z, and Pom Pom are on the athletic field. Pom Pom is kicking a basketball around in the background whilst Homestar kicks a can, depressed}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER''': ''{voiceover}'' One day after sports practice, Coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking dejected.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, what's the praeblem there, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Coach Z, I guess I just don't understaaand the ladies!

'''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I figured it was girl trouble. Step into my arfice.

''{Cut to the locker room}''

'''COACH Z:''' So, tell me what's the matter.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it's Marzipan's birthday, and I don't know what to get her!

''{The alien in the shower's towel falls off}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, Homestar, I tell you. Girls are like a great sports play. ''{a blackboard with a game play on it is shown}'' You can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so you can score! ''{blackboard writing forms a skull and crossbones}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' BUT COACH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. ''{Homestar's mouth simply stays open through the entire sentence here}''

'''COACH Z:''' Don't just get her a flower. ''{Scene showing Homestar giving Marzipan a regular flower; Marzipan looks mad, flower droops.}'' Get her some rare flower from the tallest mountain! ''{Scene showing Homestar at the top of a mountain with a rare flower wearing lederhosen, then a [[goat]] pops out.}'' That way she knows how much she means to ya!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks Coach! ''{Levitates and flies away to the sound of squealing tires}''

''{Homestar is sitting on a rock next to a tree. The sun and moon rise and set several times}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And so he thought...and thought...and thought...and thought...and thought...until finally...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I has the solution! The Yello Dello!
''{Scene changes to the Yello Dello on the "Discover Network." A Steve Irwin-type host describes the bird}''

'''HOST:''' ''{voice-over}'' Found only in north-eastern Potamia, the Yello Dello is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon.

''{Strong Sad, Pom Pom, and Homestar are about to set out on their journey. Homestar picks up his knapsack, which accidentally hits Strong Sad in the face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, you guys, we're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise you it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really.

''{Pom Pom and Strong Sad exchange a sidelong glance}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But you guys will do it because you're my friends, right? OK, any questions?

''{Strong Sad raises his hand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have a question—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, let's go!

''{A map appears and red dotted lines track their route through Far Off Lands, [[Prance]], Dortugal, and Potamia}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And so they traveled many miles...

''{The adventurers are in a game of Pitfall.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Encountered many dangers...

''{Homestar swings over the alligators}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Until at last they reached their destination...

''{The Yello Dello is shown atop a mountain. The three approach the base of the mountain}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I don't know Homestar, that looks really dangerous.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, come on guys, let's do it for Marzipan!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I already got Marzipan a present and I don't really—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. We do it for Marzipan.

''{Cut to Marzipan watering some flowers with a watering can that says "H2Oh!".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing to herself}'' My birthday, my birthday, it's almost my birthday. Yeah yeah yeah...

''{Strong Bad flies on screen, wearing what appear to be oven mitts}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh hi, Strong Bad. Are those my oven mitts?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! These are my training gloves...probably... Uhh, anyways, I heard Homestar's getting you the Yello Dello for your birthday.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{drops watering can}'' Yello Dello?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You wanna know what I got you?

'''MARZIPAN:''' My oven mitts?

'''STRONG BAD:''' NOTHING!

''{Strong Bad leaves. Marzipan is angry at Strong Bad's rudeness but cheers herself up by thinking about the Yello Dello}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{happily}'' Oh, my very own Yello Dello!

''{Marzipan imagines the Yello Dello wearing a gardener's outfit}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' She can assist me with my gardening!

''{The Yello Dello is seen eating something pink out of what looks like a clam shell on top of the mountain. The camera moves slightly down the mountain where Homestar appears}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' HELLO! YELLO!

''{Strong Sad appears}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DELLO!

''{Pom Pom appears}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DELLO! ''{stops singing}'' All right, you guys, any ideas?

''{Pom Pom nods, and pulls out a pistol, which makes a clicking noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, I kinda wanted to take her alive, Pom Pom.

''{Pom Pom shrugs, then tosses the pistol off the side of the mountain. Strong Sad raises his hand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OH! OH! OH! I have the best idea! You guys stay here.

''{Homestar peeks over the peak of the mountain, where we see the Yello Dello's legs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see, it's—

''{The Yello Dello starts pecking Homestar furiously on the head. Homestar retreats back to the others all lumped up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, that didn't work.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{raising his hand again}'' I have an idea—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... sooo...

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me think...

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...of what to try...

'''STRONG SAD:''' I have an idea—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...next.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I ha—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OH! OH! OH! I've got an even BETTER idea!

''{Homestar peeks over the peak of the mountain again, this time behind the Yello Dello}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello, Dello. Would you mind coming with us? You see, it's—

''{The Yello Dello once again pecks Homestar furiously on the head, causing Homestar to once again retreat to his friends. Homestar is now lumped up and bleeding from under his cap}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK. Uh, Pom Pom, hand me that gun.

''{Pom Pom produces another pistol to hand to Homestar}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, wait, Homestar, I really have an idea that I think will work and we won't have to shoot the Yello Dello with that gun.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I've been here pretty much the whole time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I ''bet'' you have. Let's hear your idea.

''{Cut back to the top of the mountain. We see the Yello Dello standing there once again. From the bottom of the screen, a pillar consisting of Pom Pom, Homestar, and Strong Sad rises itself up to the Yello Dello}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, excuse me, Mrs. Dello, I don't mean to bother you. I just wanted to tell you a story about a little, grey, fat kid that nobody liked.

''{Closeup on Homestar and Pom Pom. We continue to hear Strong Sad speak}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the little grey fat kid had two horrible brothers.

''{Some time later, Homestar and Pom Pom have fallen asleep, and Strong Sad is still talking}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' In fact, there was this one time where they took his underpants and filled it with bologna.

''{Cut to long shot featuring the silhouettes of Strong Sad, Homestar, Pom Pom, and the Yello Dello}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And then there was the time they took the only thing precious to him in the whole world, his journal...

''{More time passes. It's now night, and the Yello Dello is sleeping as well. Strong Sad is still speaking}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —and they read his poems aloud to all the children and they laughed and laughed...

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom dozing again, and Homestar wakes up with a start, and gets up behind Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the little gray fat kid was—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think that's enough, Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the little gray fat kid was— 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Strong Sad... Strong Sad!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Sorry.

''{Back to our heroes at the bottom of the mountain. A burlap sack making snoring noises sits next to them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{visibly tired}'' Okay, um... nice work you guys. Um... let's uh... let's go... um... home.

''{Cut to Homestar's house. Marzipan walks up to the door.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing to herself}'' I'm getting the Yello Dello... yeah yeah yeah...

''{She opens the door to see Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Homestar, Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG SAD, HOMESTAR RUNNER, COACH Z, AND STRONG MAD:''' Happy birthday! 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Happy freakin' birthday!

''{Homestar hands Marzipan a roast turkey. Marzipan thinks the turkey is the Yello Dello.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, how awful! Homestar, how could you?!

''{Marzipan slaps Homestar across the face, leaving a visible hand print and sending the turkey flying across the room.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is the worst birthday I've ever had...

''{Marzipan walks off in a huff. The unharmed Yello Dello pops out of a gift box.}''

'''YELLO DELLO:''' Gee, whaddya think her problem was?

''{Cut back to outside the house}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I guess I just don't understaaand the ladies!

'''CAPTION:''' end. ''{The scorpion from the Pitfall scene crawls by and the Pitfall death music plays}''

''{Playback returns to the [[In search of the Yello Dello|menu]].}

==External Links==
*[[HR:yellodello mark2.html|watch "In Search of the Yello Dello", the new version]]
*[[HR:yellodello mark2.swf|view the Flash file for the new version of "In Search of the Yello Dello"]]
*[[Forum:15111|forum thread re: "In Search of the Yello Dello"]]

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[[Category:In Search of the Yello Dello]]

In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version

71.232.14.15 — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:37:39 GMT

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[[Image:YelloDelloOld.PNG|thumb|"Lets do it for Marzipan!"]]
The old version of the toon is similar to the new one. The main difference is its lack of the large scene at the mountain.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Unnamed Characters#Other Characters|The Alien Guy]], [[The Mountain Goat]], [[The Yello Dello]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}

'''Places:''' [[The Athletic Field]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Far Off Lands]], [[Homestar Runner's House]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, May 4, 2000

'''Running Time:''' 3:22

'''Page title:''' In Search of the Yello Dello
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== Transcript ==

''{Homestar, Coach Z, and Pom Pom are on the athletic field. Pom Pom is seen kicking a basketball around in the background whilst Homestar kicks a can, depressed.}''

'''CAPTION''': "One day after sports, Coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking troubled"

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, what's the praeblem there, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Coach Z, I guess I just don't understand the ladies.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I figured it was girl trouble. Step into my arfice.

''{Cut to the locker room.}''

'''COACH Z:''' So, tell me what's the matter.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it's Marzipan's birthday, and I don't know what to get her!

''{The alien in the shower's towel falls off.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, Homestar, I tell you. Girls are like a great sports play. ''{We now see a blackboard with a gameplay on it.}'' You can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so youse can score! ''{Blackboard writing forms a skull and crossbones.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' BUT COACH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. ''{Homestar's mouth simply stays open through the entire sentence here.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Don't just get her a flower. ''{Scene showing Homestar giving Marzipan a regular flower; Marzipan appears angry and the flower droops.}'' Get her some rare flower from the tallest mountain! ''{Scene showing Homestar at the top of a mountain with a rare flower wearing lederhosen.}'' That way she knows how much she means to yahs!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, Coach! ''{Levitates and flies away to the sound of squealing tires.}''

''{Homestar is sitting on a rock next to a tree. The sun and moon rise and set several times.}''

'''CAPTION:''' So he thought and thought... Until finally...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I has the solution! The Yello Dello!
''{Scene changes to the Yello Dello on the "Discover Network"; a Steve Irwin-type host describes the bird.}''

'''HOST:''' Found only in northeastern Potamia, the Yello Dello is the most rare and beautiful bird in this entire cartoon.

''{Strong Sad, Pom Pom, and Homestar are about to set out on their journey.}''

'''CAPTION''': And So Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad set out in search of the Yello Dello...

''{A map appears and red dotted lines track their route through Far Off Lands, Prance, Portugal, and Potamia.}''

'''CAPTION:''' They traveled many miles...

''{The adventurers appear in a game of Pitfall. Strong Sad is standing to the left of an alligator pond, with Homestar and Pom Pom on the right. A rope swings back and forth over the pond.}''

'''CAPTION:''' Encountered many dangers...

''{Homestar swings over the alligators.}''

'''CAPTION:''' Until at last they reached their destination...

''{The Yello Dello is shown atop a mountain. The three approach the base of the mountain.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, come on, guys, lets do it for Marzipan!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, I already got Marzipan a present and I don't really think that—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. We do it for Marzipan.

{''Cut to Marzipan watering some flowers with a watering can that says "H2Oh!".''}

'''CAPTION:''' Meanwhile...

''{Strong Bad flies on screen, wearing pink oven mitts.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzipan, I heard Homestar's getting you the Yello Dello for your birthday. You wanna know what I got you? NOTHING!

''{Marzipan is angry at Strong Bad's comment, but then thinks of the Yello Dello and starts bouncing happily.}''

''{Cut back to the bottom of the mountain. A burlap sack wiggles next to them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, we got it. Now let's go home and get ready for the party.

''{Homestar's house is decorated with balloons (on the mailbox) and a big banner reading "happy birthday marzipan" Marzipan hops around a bit by the mailbox then walks over to the house. She opens the door to see Pom Pom, Strong Sad and Homestar. Homestar holds up a roast turkey on a platter.}''

'''ALL:''' Happy Birthday!

''{Marzipan thinks the turkey is the Yello Dello. She screams and slaps Homestar, leaving a visible hand print and sending the turkey flying across the room. She walks away in a huff. The Yello Dello then pops out of a gift-box, unharmed.}''

'''YELLO DELLO:''' Gee, whaddya think her problem was?

''{Cut to outside the house. The Pitfall scorpion crawls across the screen behind the mailbox.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I guess I just don't understand the ladies.

'''CAPTION:''' end. ''{The Pitfall death music is played, and as the scorpion reaches the right side of the screen, the screen wipes to black, surrounding the scorpion.}''

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]], and [[Peter Olsen]])

'''MATT:''' Homestar Runner in... "In Search… of Yello Dello". No music, no sound effects.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Is this cartoon broken?

''{Both laugh}''

'''MATT:''' I think it is. No... no dialogue, still.

'''PETER or RYAN:''' Good subtitles.

'''MATT:''' So I purposely drew, uh, all of the drawings in this—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, explain yourself, young Chapman!

'''MATT:''' Well, I was drawing some storyboards for it, and in the storyboards, as sort of a joke to Mike when I would show them to him, the drawings got more and more exaggerated with each frame of the storyboard. So then Mike was like, "Oh, I thought that was how you were going to draw the cartoon — I think it would be funnier if you just did that," so...

'''MIKE:''' What about that alien whose towel just fell down? A. He was wearing a towel in the shower. ''{all laugh}'' B. It's my favorite character on homestarrunner.com.

'''MATT:''' See… full butt action. ''{Pause until Homestar speaks without moving his mouth}'' That's a very Ren and Stimpy move. I feel like Stimpy and Ren would both—

'''MIKE:''' ''{incomprehensible}''

'''MATT:''' Open their mouth... their mouths would open and words would come out.

'''RYAN:''' Is that just lazy illustration?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, yes. Absolutely... ''{Pause}'' Look at his gross feet on top of the soles of his shoes there.

''{Matt laughs}''

'''RYAN:''' That's a timeline, see?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, there's this pretty—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Ryan helped us with this. With the timeline—

'''RYAN:''' This is actually a forward ''{something}'' in animating.

'''MATT:''' So this all comes from a movie we made as kids.

'''MIKE:''' ''{The Steve Irwin-like TV announcer comes on}'' Wait, I have to cut you off... A moment of silence…

'''MATT:''' A moment of silence… ''{simultaneously with Mike}'' for the Crocodile Hunter. For Matt's really bad impression of the Crocodile Hunter.

'''MIKE:''' Don't you feel bad now, that you made fun of him?

'''MATT:''' Wait, no!

'''RYAN:''' ''{incomprehensible}''

'''MATT:''' Yeah, wait!

'''PETER:''' It was really a celebration, wasn't it?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, exactly! See, Peter knows what's up!

'''PETER:''' Yeah, that's my impression. As a viewer.

''{Atari Homestar swings across a crocodile pit}''

'''MATT:''' I heard that later on there was a South Park that did this exact same joke.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, they were... they were in Pitfall?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I'm going to say they ripped us off. I'm gonna go ahead and go on... go on the record.

'''PETER:''' Put it on the wiki.

'''MIKE:''' This is Strong Sad's first line, and you also recorded it in the Michael Stipe— 'cause originally there was a time when Strong Sad was gonna sound like Matt's Michael Stipe impression.

'''MATT:''' Right. Which is not good.

'''MIKE:''' So we've got...

'''MATT:''' Did we ever put that as the Quote of the Day?

'''MIKE:''' No, it's on here as an Easter egg.

'''RYAN:''' It's hidden on here, dude.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, it's hidden on here. Go listen to it, everybody! ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Stop listening to this commentary.

'''MIKE:''' ''{referring to Marzipan's watering can}'' H-2-Oooh! ''{Mike and Matt laugh}''

'''MATT:''' Look at that neck!

'''PETER or RYAN:''' Look at his eyes...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' His neck and his... his neck comes out of the back of his... huge gut! And his eyeballs, and... ''{Matt laughs}'' Wow.

'''MATT:''' Ugly, ugly cartoon, everyone. Yeah, no Marzipan 'cause I made this all myself, and uh... we didn't have a voice for Marzipan yet, right? This was before, like, we had even decided that Melissa would do the voice?

'''MIKE:''' No, 'cause it was... Uh, maybe, 'cause it was… was it before Reddest Radish?

'''MATT:''' I think so, yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Happy Birthday, Marzipan. On some sticks.

'''MIKE:''' Boing boing boing.

'''PETER:''' Had you tried your own voice for Marzipan?

'''MATT:''' No... no animation, no one's mouth moved there.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That's just some female scream I found, uh, a sound effect I found on the web. ''{Laughs}'' Just looked up "femalescream.wav". And that...

'''MIKE:''' ''{referring to the Yello Dello after Marzipan slaps Homestar}'' Why did he wait five seconds? ''{Matt and Mike laugh}''

'''MATT:''' I don't know... This is uh… a wreck. ''{All laugh}'' A screeching train wreck of a cartoon, gang.

'''MIKE:''' It's a good thing our commentary was so spot-on, though.

=== Fun Facts ===
*Matt refers to [[Wikipedia:The Ren and Stimpy Show|The Ren and Stimpy Show]], which featured a very distinctive, exaggerated style of animation.
*TBC hold a moment of silence for [[Wikipedia:Steve Irwin|Steve Irwin]], also known as The Crocodile Hunter, who was killed by a stingray between the making of this toon and the recording of the commentary.
*[[Wikipedia:South Park|South Park]] did indeed make a similar joke about [[Wikipedia:Pitfall!|Pitfall!]], in the controversial episode {{inlinecontentwarning}} "[[Wikipedia:Red Hot Catholic Love|Red Hot Catholic Love]]".
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]] is the lead singer of [[Wikipedia:R.E.M.|R.E.M.]]

==External Links==
*[[HR:yellodello.html|watch the old version]]
*[[HR:yellodello.swf|view the Flash file for the old version]]
*[[Forum:15111|forum thread re: "In Search of the Yello Dello"]]

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[[Category:In Search of the Yello Dello]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

videography

71.232.14.15 — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 20:00:22 GMT

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[[Image:Sbemail videography.png |thumb|"You name it! I'll videographa...fize it!"]]
Robert McSwain needs a "videographer". Strong Bad is happy to oblige.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Videlectrix Mascot}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Grandmaw Auntpaw}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Living Room of The Brothers Strong]], [[The Classroom]], [[Dining Room]], [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Basement of The Brothers Strong]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[The Garage]], [[Homestar Runner's House]],

{{Comp|Compé}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 5, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:30

'''Page Title:''' Compy Compé

==Transcript==
''{Strong Bad is at the Compé. The wallpaper is a picture of marshmallows.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' e-mails with boxing gloves. The sweet computer science. ''{double-clicks on the sbemail.exe icon}''

{{compeemail}}
To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad) 
I'm getting married in August. I'm looking to hire a "videographer" to videotape our wedding. Could you use all your skills and powers and take on such a task? I want it to look real nice. 
Robert McSwain 
Video Media Technologist 
ITS Department
{{compeemailend}}

''{Strong Bad reads "aka" as written, "and take on" as "to take on", and "ITS Department" as "Iiiit's Da Partment!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well McSwobert, that works out perfectly, because "videographer" is just one of my many professions that have quotes around them.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm also a—

''{A photo showing Strong Bad in his living room wearing nurse's scrubs and holding a chainsaw appears over the scene. It is labeled:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice over, still typing}'' "heart surgeon",

''{The photo disappears and another photo appears. This photo depicts Strong Bad in the classroom wearing a lab coat. He's still holding the chainsaw. It is labeled:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' a "licensed technician",

''{The photo is replaced with an image of Strong Bad at a dining table. A rusty pan with a single chicken wing sits on the table in front of him. Again, he is holding the chainsaw.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' a "poultry farmer",

''{The photo is replaced with an image of Strong Bad at The Field. There is a can of lighter fluid and a can of gasoline on the ground nearby. He's holding the chainsaw again, but the chainsaw is now on fire.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' and a "fireman".

''{The photo disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And you say you're getting married in August? So like, 2 months ago? Also, not a problem. My videograph will have so many fancy wipes, fades, and transitions, your wife will never even know you guys aren't in it! Take a look at my demo reel.

''{cut through static to a miniature screen of Strong Bad in The Field behind a scrolling background with "Demo Reel" written. It disjointedly gets larger until it fills the entire screen}

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello there. I'm famed quotation marked videographer Strong Bad. ''{The word "Videog-rapher" appears onscreen, taking up two lines}'' Do you like quick zooms and solarizing effects? What about diamondy transitions, pixelated wipes, or slow fade-outs? ''{an example of each of these effects is shown as Strong Bad names them}'' All these effects and more will make your cherished event that happened last month be cherished forever.

''(diamond cut to Locker Room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jimmy's lacrosse debacle never looked so good.

''(the screen briefly solarises. Static cut to Strong Bad's shoes at The Field)''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Unintelligible mumbles}'' Little Jimmy is playing lacrosse! ''{More mumbles, the POV briefly switches up to a view of the sun}'' Oh, he scores the winning... lacrosse point! ''{A whistle is heard}''

''{Pixel wipe to three lacrosse sticks being held in the air}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and his dad was totally there and not at Applebee's! ''{The camera lowers to reveal The Cheat holding the sticks before clock-wiping back to Strong Bad's shoes}'' ''{the text "Good Shot, Johnny!" appears on-screen}'' Good shot, John—Jimmy! ''{the on-screen caption corrects the name}''

''{static cut to The Garage. There are four VCRs stacked on the table. Strong Bad is holding a CD with "Seedy Rom" written on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Add panache, pizzazz, and pep with a Seedy Rom work of unanimated clip art and copyright-free classical music.

''{Videlectrix Mascot-wipe to a title screen reading "Video Evidence of Homestar & Marzipan's 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 10th Anniversary Celebration!!!" Classical music plays}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Are you sure this will work, aka Strong Bad?

''{Videlectrix Mascot backwards-wipe to Homestar in his living room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over; whispered}'' Definitely! Just act like you're celebrating!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dancing and throwing confetti}'' Oh, twice! I'm a lavish gift-giver!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad in The Garage}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As he says each name, a tape reading those words appears from each of the VCRs.}'' Weddings? Bar-mitzfvfahs? Bar-Fvfights? First steps? Droopy ''{snickers}'' drawers? ''{a photo of [[Lil' Strong Sad]]'s backside appears.}'' You name it! I'll videographafize it!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in a cowboy outfit at a table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a faux-cowboy accent}'' Take family meatloaf night back to the ooold west! ''{normally}'' Did somebody say—

''{cut to a meatloaf on the table. The image changes to sepia tone as Strong Bad speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —''sepia tones?'' ''{"Here Comes The Strong Bad" theme music plays, and the text "FAMILY MEATLOAF NIGHT" appears over the image}''

'''VARIOUS VOICES:''' ''{voice-over}'' Uh, no. I don't... think so. I definitely didn't.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in the kitchen, with four toasters bearing the current logo of Video Toaster}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And with our new sweet, sweet suite of video toasters, ''{the four toasters pop out VHS tapes, one per toaster}'' your precious memories will have titles that defy the very laws of reason.

''{Cut to a picture of a decoration. The caption "YOUR WEDDING VIDEO" appears on-screen. The word "Your" twirls around in 3D, while a rocket sound plays.}''

'''VOICES:''' ''{voice-over}'' Oooh!

''{Cut to a picture of a rose. The text "The Union of ROBERT McSWAIN: VIDEO MEDIA TECHNOLOGIST and THE LADY HE MARRIED IN AUGUST" appears on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Hopefully that will be enough to keep your wife from wondering why her video media technologist husband wasn't smart enough to think of putting a video camera on a tripod across the room and press record.

''{Cut to Computer Room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But you could probably also get away with just putting—

''{cut to a shelf of VHS tapes. Two are labelled "blank", and a third is labelled "especially blank". Another with a blue label is titled "Problem Child 1-8"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' —a label that says "WEDDIN TAPE" on a VHS cassette— ''{Strong Bad places a piece of masking tape marked "WEDDIN TAPE" over the Problem Child video's label}''

''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' —since none-out-of-none couples actually ever watch their wedding video. Unless of course a baby drops an f-bomb, somebody pukes in their toupee, or Grandmaw Auntpaw rolls down the stairs in her wheelchair. In which case you simply post it online and turn it into internet gold! And I can ''definitely'' arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you enlist my services as an "event coordinator." ''{stops typing; the words "event coordinator" shift slightly on each syllable}'' A-heh heh heh, heh heh heh-HEM.

''{The [[Compé-per]] comes up}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Clicking on "Grandma Auntpaw" at the end shows a short clip of Strong Bad showing off his video camera.
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' My state-of-the-art camera has a state-of-the-art microphone mounted right next to the giant videotape motor. So you're guaranteed to hear mostly that, and not what Grandmaw Auntpaw just said on her hundred-and-ninth birthday.
*:''{Title card reading "Grandmaw Auntpaw's 100-Somethingth Birthday Stand-around" appears. Cut to a scene showing a wall and the shadow of an old woman sitting in a wheelchair just out of frame. The recorder's motor plays loudly.}''
*:'''GRANDMAW AUNTPAW:''' ''{barely audible}'' I never loved any of you.
*Clicking on "internet gold" at the end brings up a scrap of paper showing the [[YouTube]] video ID (_Z-C8NU3SVM) for [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]].

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Lacrosse|Lacrosse]] is a field [[sport]] played with a solid rubber ball and long-handled racquets. The object of the game is to score the most goals by shooting the ball into the net, much like hockey.
*The sport of [[Wikipedia:boxing|boxing]] is sometimes referred to as [http://www.thesweetscience.com/ The Sweet Science].
* AKA stands for "Also Known As".

===Trivia===
*The [[FeedBurner Page#Sbemail - Videography|RSS description]] of this toon is:
<blockquote>'''Strong Bad says''' - A self-proclaimed Video Media Technologist apparently needs to hire me as 'videographer' to videotape his wedding. If I ignore the inherent creepitude that comes from putting 'videographer' in quotes *shudder*, then I'm still left with the fact that a Video Media Technologist couldn't figure out how to put a tripod in a corner and press REC. That's like King Tut asking you to mummify his cat for him, right? That analogy is solid gold!</blockquote>
*On July 13, 2010, 281 days had elapsed since the posting of this email, marking the longest ever hiatus between two Strong Bad Emails. It broke the previous record between the postings of [[email thunder]] and [[hremail3184]]. As of {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}, the hiatus continues.

===Remarks===
*Clicking on "internet gold" originally linked directly to the YouTube video. This was changed later that day.

===Goofs===
*After the camera zooms out in Marzipan's kitchen, the cabinet in the background is gone.
*The "sbemail.exe" text overlaps the Email window for a single frame.
*When the sbemail starts, Strong Bad doesn't have his normal gleem in his eyes, then once he brings up his email they appear

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's intro references [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|typing with boxing gloves]].
*When Strong Bad describes his other professions that have quotes around them:
**Strong Bad holds [[Strong Mad's Chainsaw]] in all of the photos.
**Strong Bad is seen [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiling]] in all of the photos.
**The chainsaw is on [[fire]] when Strong Bad brings up "fireman", and containers of "Lite em up [[Dan]]" lighter fluid from [[pizza joint]] are at his feet.
**In the "licensed technician" picture, Strong Bad appears to be in [[the classroom]] wearing a lab coat, as he was in [[technology]].
**Strong Bad was last shown with the pan with a [[chicken|chicken leg]] in it, as seen in the "poultry farmer" photo, in [[slumber party]].
*The music played at the beginning of Strong Bad's demo reel is the theme song from the [[Sbemailiarized]] toons.
*Strong Bad's wallpaper is one of the [[wallpaper]]s from the [[Downloads]] page.
*The music that plays during the meatloaf night scene is the theme song to "The Strong Bad", which was introduced in [[pizzaz]].
*The last time [[The Brothers Chaps]] created a YouTube exclusive was when they released [[Strong Bad Gameways]], the video ID for which appeared in a similar Easter egg in [[shapeshifter]].
*Several [[VCR]]s are hooked to [[Laser Lemon|The Cheat's oscilloscope]] from [[coloring]].
*"Seedy Rom" is a [[homophone]] of "CD-ROM".
*"Dropping an F-Bomb" is another reference to [[Swears|swearing]].
*One of the transitions is the [[Videlectrix]] mascot.
*Homestar exclaims the word "[[twice]]".
*Strong Bad [[Blatant Lies|lies]] several times about the quality and content of his video-graphing (such as the lacrosse game tape where Strong Bad says that Johnny/Jimmy's father was "totally there and not at Applebees!")
*One of the tapes is labeled "bar-[[Multiple Consonants|mitzfvfahs]]".

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Applebee's|Applebee's]] is a US chain of family dining restaurants, formerly based in [[Georgia|Atlanta]].
*[[Wikipedia:Video Toaster|Video Toaster]] is a hardware and software system for editing and adding effects to videos. A version of the logo appears on Strong Bad's toasters.
*[[Wikipedia:Problem_Child_(film)|''Problem Child'']] was a series of early 1990s films and an animated series about a bratty child. However, there were only three films in the series.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|205|15820}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Legal

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:31:08 GMT

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{{about|legal page for [[homestarrunner.com]]}} {{for|this wiki's legal information|HRWiki:General disclaimer}}
{{uncattoonnav|legal.html}}
[[Image:boringlegal.png|thumb|BOORING!]]
Legal fine-print page.

'''Page Title:''' Privacy Policy and Terms of Use: BORING!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

==Transcript==
''{Eleven seconds after the page is opened Homestar Runner walks into frame and examines the page}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bo-ring!

''{Homestar leaves}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===

*Legal.txt (the text version) is the only page on the site that is a text file.

===Remarks===

*If you resize your browser window on the Flash file to view the left side outside of the frame, you'll see a small counter on the top left. It will count from 0 to 25 in small black type up until Homestar appears. After Homestar leaves, it goes back to 0 and stays there.
**The 25 denotes 25 loops of frames 5-9 of the animation. Instead of making the legal "toon" unnecessarily long by having nearly 15 seconds of nothing, they simply looped the first few frames of the toon 25 times. Once it reaches 25, the toon is allowed to continue to Homestar's entrance, and then ends.
*In multiple sections of the document, there are references to collecting the user's email address for an "update newsletter." This newsletter no longer exists.

===Goofs===

*"That" is spelled incorrectly (as "tht") under the "cookies" section.
*In the "Security" section, "while information" is missing a space in the second paragraph.

===Glitches===

*In the Flash file (as opposed to the text file), you cannot view the entire terms of use using the scroll bar or the scroll buttons; the page stops a couple of lines before Jurisdictional Issues. You can, however, highlight the text and drag downward or use the scroll wheel on your mouse to view the bottom of the page. This glitch does not affect all viewers.

===Fast Forward===

*Homestar says the same "Bo-ring!" line in [[Arcade Game]] and a re-recorded version in the FBI warning on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|disc one]] of the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD.

==External Links==

*[[HR:legal.html|view the Legal Page]]
*[[HR:legal.swf|view the Flash file for the Legal Page]]
*[[HR:legal.txt|view the text version]]

{{H*RNav}}

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[[Category:Special Pages]]

404'd

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:27:46 GMT

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[[Image:404.PNG|thumb|"OW! my browser!"]]
{{about|[[homestarrunner.com]]'s 404 page}} {{for|fake error pages in the [[Homestar Runner Universe]]|Fake Error Pages}}
'''404[[-'d|'d]]''' is the [[Teen Girl Squad]]-themed [[Wikipedia:404_error|error page]] that comes up when you type in a file name that does not exist in the [[homestarrunner.com]] domain.

'''Page Title:''' Oops! You bwoke it.

'''Cast:''' {{Film|Strong Bad}} (voiceover), {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}

== Transcript ==

''{An explanation, [[Teen Girl Squad]] style, appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' 404'd!

<div style="border:1px solid black;width:340px;background:#ffffff;color:#000;padding:6px;"> [[Image:404'd.png|175px|right]]<big><big>'''404'd!!'''</big></big> 
'''FiLE NOT FOUND'''

Boy, you sure are 
stupid.

Were you just making up names of files or what? 
i mean, i've seen some pretend file names in my 
day, but come on! it's like you're not even trying.

::::::::in closing, go away.
</div>

''{The Ugly One is being impaled by arrows coming from the Arrow'd Guy's mouth. Her speech balloon reads "OW! my browser!"}''

==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*There are nine arrows sticking into The Ugly One from behind, but twelve heads are visible coming out of her front.
*When accessing [[HR:404.shtml|404.shtml]], the common file name for a 404 page by most [[Wikipedia:Web Server|web servers]], gives you an HTTP error of 403 (File Forbidden) returned by IIS, due the risk of running an [[Wikipedia:Executable|executable]] on the server.

===Goofs===
*If you get a 404 error while in a different directory (e.g. [[HR:stinkogame/|www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/]]) from the root directory (e.g. [[HR:stinkogame/|www.homestarrunner.com/wherethisisisit]]), the Flash files for 404'd and the navigation bar will not load. This is due to [[Wikipedia:Hyperlink|relative linking]]. That means, since the 404 page calls on the file "404error.swf", the page will look for "404error.swf" in ''that'' folder, and since the files don't exist in that folder it will not load. Since the page is using just the file name, it is assumed that the file is in the same folder as the page linking to it. An easy solution to this is pointing the error's Flash file [[Wikipedia:URL|URL]] to "<nowiki>http://www.homestarrunner.com/404error.swf</nowiki>", and the navigation bar to "<nowiki>http://www.homestarrunner.com/main_nav.swf</nowiki>" instead of plainly "404error.swf" and "main_nav.swf", respectively.

===Fixed Glitches===
*From September 25 to October 9, 2006, for unknown reasons, a 404 error wouldn't bring up this page, bringing up the stock [[Wikipedia:Internet_Information_Services|IIS]] 404 error message instead.

===Inside References===
*The image on the right of the message is a modified version of a shot from both [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], in which The Ugly One is arrow'd.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:404error.html|view the 404'd page]]
*[[HR:404error.swf|view the Flash file]]

{{start box}}
{{Succession box | before = [[Strong Bad 404 Error Page]]| title = 404/Error pages | years = 2003–Present | after = N/A}}
{{end box}}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

{{subtitlesLinks|404error}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Special Pages]]

Pom Pom, Too

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:14:19 GMT

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[[Image:isleofpom.PNG|thumb|A motley crew of Poms]]

A short Flash about the origins of Pom Pom, found in the [[Museum]] under old Flash. Based on a sketch from the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Poms|The Poms]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[General and Fraulein Pom Pom]]

'''Current page title:''' The Original Website!

'''Original Page title:''' The Isle of Pom

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{Sound of heartbeats. A red and white pill appears against the white background.}''

'''CAPTION:''' this is the isle of Pom

''{Alarm clock rings. An arrow points to the pill.}''

'''CAPTION:''' on it, live the Poms

''{Printing noise. Many colored Poms (who look like Pom Pom) appear from the white background. They fill the screen. The mass turns black, revealing Pom Pom}''

'''CAPTION:''' Pom-Pom is the best Pom.

''{Ding! Pom Pom receives a ribbon saying "First".}''

'''CAPTION:''' he loves his mom & dad

''{Picture on wall with Pom Pom and parents. The picture falls off.}''

'''CAPTION:''' he is very patriotic

''{Pom Pom is on a wooden stage. A red and white striped flag appears behind him. He turns into a Pom version of the [[wikipedia:Statue of Liberty|Statue of Liberty]]. Reveille plays.}''

'''CAPTION:''' he feeds his dog

''{A dog bowl falls from a white background. It reads "Trivia Time".}''

'''CAPTION:''' everyday 

''{Ding! Dog bowl fills with food.}''

'''CAPTION:''' he treats his neighbors

''{Pom Pom stands on the right of the screen. Doorbell noise. Two Poms enter from left screen. An arrow points to them.}''

'''CAPTION:''' with respect

''{Pom Pom gives them a bottle with "Respect" written on it. They leave.}''

'''CAPTION:''' he doesn't play with matches

''{Pom Pom is at the bottom of the screen. A match burns the word "matches".}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles, thinking "I sure do hate matches."}''

''{A silhouette of Pom Pom rises over an orange horizon like the sun. Mendelsson's "Wedding March" plays. He moves closer to us. A spotlight hits him.}''

'''CAPTION:''' we all love Pom-Pom, too

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*This old Flash short contains the first example of [[cross-dressing]].
*When it says, "on it, live the Poms", the Poms come out of the word "Poms".

===Remarks===
*Two of the Poms look like ordinary NBA basketballs, and one like an [[ABA Basketball]].
*This is the only time that Pom Pom's bubbly speech is expressed in plain English to the viewers.

===Goofs===
*"Every day" is misspelled "everyday" on one of the slides. In that context, it should be the two-word adverb, not the one-word adjective.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Originally, some of the text was obscured by the border when you watched it from the old version of the old Flash menu. This was fixed when the museum was updated in 2006.

===Real-World References===
*"Isle of Pom" could be a spoof of [[Wikipedia:Isle of Palms, South Carolina|Isle of Palms]], a city located near [[Wikipedia:Charleston, South Carolina|Charleston]], [[Wikipedia:South Carolina|South Carolina.]]
===Fast Forward===
*The ribbon was used later in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], although the first place was never awarded.
*The printing noise which accompanies the scene with the Poms would become the sound effect for [[The Paper]] in the Strong Bad Emails.
*The ABA basketball Pom was later used in the email [[different town]].
*The Isle of Pom's design would later be used as a "Power Crunch" capsule in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:pomwhole.html|watch "Pom Pom, Too"]]
*[[HR:pomwhole.swf|view the Flash file for "Pom Pom, Too"]]
{{OldFlashStuff}}
[[Category: Toons]]
[[Category:Early Work]]

Pom Pom, Too

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:13:35 GMT

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[[Image:isleofpom.PNG|thumb|A motley crew of Poms]]

A short Flash about the origins of Pom Pom, found in the [[Museum]] under old Flash. Based on a sketch from the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Poms|The Poms]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[General and Fraulein Pom Pom]]

'''Current page title:''' The Original Website!

'''Original Page title:''' The Isle of Pom

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{Sound of heartbeats. A red and white pill appears against the white background.}''

'''CAPTION:''' this is the isle of Pom

''{Alarm clock rings. An arrow points to the pill.}''

'''CAPTION:''' on it, live the Poms

''{Printing noise. Many colored Poms (who look like Pom Pom) appear from the white background. They fill the screen. The mass turns black, revealing Pom Pom}''

'''CAPTION:''' Pom-Pom is the best Pom.

''{Ding! Pom Pom receives a ribbon saying "First".}''

'''CAPTION:''' he loves his mom & dad

''{Picture on wall with Pom Pom and parents. The picture falls off.}''

'''CAPTION:''' he is very patriotic

''{Pom Pom is on a wooden stage. A red and white striped flag appears behind him. He turns into a Pom version of the [[wikipedia:Statue of Liberty|Statue of Liberty]]. Reveille plays.}''

'''CAPTION:''' he feeds his dog

''{A dog bowl falls from a white background. It reads "Trivia Time".}''

'''CAPTION:''' everyday 

''{Ding! Dog bowl fills with food.}''

'''CAPTION:''' he treats his neighbors

''{Pom Pom stands on the right of the screen. Doorbell noise. Two Poms enter from left screen. An arrow points to them.}''

'''CAPTION:''' with respect

''{Pom Pom gives them a bottle with "Respect" written on it. They leave.}''

'''CAPTION:''' he doesn't play with matches

''{Pom Pom is at the bottom of the screen. A match burns the word "matches".}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles, thinking "I sure do hate matches."}''

''{A silhouette of Pom Pom rises over an orange horizon like the sun. Mendelsson's "Wedding March" plays. He moves closer to us. A spotlight hits him.}''

'''CAPTION:''' we all love Pom-Pom, too

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*This old Flash short contains the first example of [[cross-dressing]].
*When it says, "on it, live the Poms", the Poms come out of the word "Poms".

===Remarks===
*Two of the Poms look like ordinary NBA basketballs, and one like an [[ABA Basketball]].
*This is the only time that Pom Pom's bubbly speech is expressed in plain English to the viewers.

===Goofs===
*"Every day" is misspelled "everyday" on one of the slides. In that context, it should be the two-word adverb, not the one-word adjective.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Originally, some of the text was obscured by the border when you watched it from the old version of the old Flash menu. This was fixed when the museum was updated in 2006.

===Real-World References===
*"Isle of Pom" could be a spoof of [[Wikipedia:Isle of Palms, South Carolina|Isle of Palms]], a city located near [[Wikipedia:Charleston, South Carolina|Charleston]], [[Wikipedia:South Carolina|South Carolina.]]
===Fast Forward===
*The ribbon was used later in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], although the first place was never awarded.
*The printing noise which accompanies the scene with the Poms would become the sound effect for [[The Paper]] in the Strong Bad Emails.
*The ABA basketball Pom was later used in the email [[different town]].
*The Isle of Pom's design would later be used as a "Power Crunch" capsule in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:pomwhole.html|watch "Pom Pom, Too"]]
*[[HR:pomwhole.swf|view the Flash file for "Pom Pom, Too"]]
{{OldFlashStuff}}
[[Category: Toons]]
[[Category:Early Work]]

Old Intro 2

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:11:30 GMT

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[[Image:anotherintro.PNG|thumb|Walking after midnight]]

This is an old intro in the [[Museum]]. It has been parodied in [[Toons]] and [[Strong Bad Email]]s such as [[mile]], [[Ballad of The Sneak]], [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]], [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], and [[Most in the Graveyard]].

'''Current Page title:''' The Original Website!

'''Original Page title:''' Everyone Loves the Homestar Runner

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Running Time:''' 0:15

==Transcript==
''{Open to a nighttime scene featuring a silhouette of a small hill. Music from the [[Old Intro|older intro]] is playing. A silhouette of Homestar runs in from the right and starts running up the hill. The words "EVERYONE LOVES HOMESTAR RUNNER" appear at the top of the screen. Homestar reaches the top of the hill and stops running. The words "HE IS A TERRIFIC ATHLETE" appear at the bottom of the screen. The camera zooms in on Homestar and spins around him, ending with a closeup of his head inside a circle. The Homestar Runner logo appears below the circle. The music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}''

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:Homestar blue cap.PNG|thumb|200px|You gotta have the blue hat.]]
*The line "Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete" is taken from the [[Original Book]]. The word "the" is omitted, however.
*If you click the close button after the toon, you will be taken to a blank light blue page.
**Also, if you right-click at this page, it will say "movie not loaded..."
***This is because it is trying to redirect to the [[Old Flash Stuff]] menu, where all content is embedded.
*The brim of Homestar's hat is blue when he turns around, but the rest of him remains the same.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:run2x.html|watch "Old Intro 2"]]
*[[HR:run2x.swf|view the Flash file for "Old Intro 2"]]

{{start box}}
{{Succession box | before = [[Old Intro]]| title = '''Introduction Toon'''| years = 2000–2001 | after = [[Intro 2]]}}
{{end box}}

{{OldFlashStuff}}

{{subtitlesLinks|run2x}}

[[Category:Intro Toons]][[Category: Homestar Runner Filmography]]

Old Intro

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:07:47 GMT

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[[Image:oldintro.png|thumb|He is a terrific athlete]]

The original intro to the site.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Original Page Title:''' Everyone Loves the Homestar Runner

'''Current Page Title:''' That's Mike going 'Beeooo!'

'''Running Time:''' 0:15

==Transcript==

''{Two vertical brown lines come up from the bottom of the screen, while a blue one comes down from the top. Homestar Runner appears in the center of the screen. A firework bursts on the left, along with the text "everyone loves the homestar runner". Homestar turns to the right as another firework appears, creating the text "he is a terrific athlete". As more fireworks explode, off-white arrows push the text offscreen. The vertical lines and the arrows spin away, as the camera zooms into Homestar's right eye. Homestar's eye sparkles, and then a star appears as another firework goes off. Homestar appears inside the star, which changes from white to blue, and spins around as several fireworks explode against the black background. Homestar's eye sparkles again. After one last firework surrounds the star and disappears, an h*r logo appears underneath the star, with either the word "enter" (in the old version) or "close" (in the current version) written under it.}''

 After, roll over the h*r logo to give it a yellow outline and yellow star and the h and r switch colors, if you click it, you will hear Homestar say, "Hello!" and it will say "you're in!" instead of "enter"

== Fun Facts ==
*The intro music is the "Disco" rhythm on the [[Casio Keyboards|Casio SK-1 keyboard]], played on different pitches.
*This intro quotes the [[Original Book]].
*The Enter button only works between frames 122 and 127, when it sparkles.
*According to the page title, [[Mike]] did the [[firework]] sound effects.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:oldintro.html|watch "Old Intro"]]
*[[HR:oldintro.swf|view the Flash file for "Old Intro"]]
*[[HR:intro.swf|View the Flash file used in Old Flash Stuff]] ("Enter" replaced with "Close")
{{start box}}
{{Succession box | before = N/A| title = '''Introduction Toon'''| years = 1999?–2000 | after = [[Old Intro 2]]}}
{{end box}}

{{OldFlashStuff}}

{{subtitlesLinks|oldintro}}

[[Category:Intro Toons]]

Second Flash

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:04:53 GMT

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[[Image:secondflash.PNG|thumb|He just keeps going and going and...]]

Homestar Runner walks [[Homestar's Hat|hatless]], pass a tree and a TV in the background.

'''Cast:''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Original Page Title:''' Looking Good Homestar!

'''Current Page Title:''' The Original Website!

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the second bit of Homestar Flash ever.
*Homestar's head and his star have little openings that you can see right through.
*Homestar stops for a bit when the TV is almost out of the screen because the loop starts and ends with Homestar in the same pose.
*This animation may be based on the kids' book ''[[Where My Hat Is At?]]'', as the drawing style is similar.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:homestar2.html|watch "Second Flash"]]
*[[HR:homestar2.swf|view the Flash file for "Second Flash"]]
{{OldFlashStuff}}
[[Category: Early Work]]

First Flash

71.232.14.15 — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 12:02:33 GMT

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Toons By Length

71.232.14.15 — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:05:33 GMT

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[[Image:Hooked on Decemberween Screenshot.PNG|thumb|'''[[Hooked on Decemberween]]''' is the longest toon on the site, with a time of six minutes and fifty-eight seconds.]]
A list of all of the '''[[Toons]], by length'''.
===Big Toons===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 6:45 || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 6:18 || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 6:00 || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:36 || [[The Luau]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:35 || [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:24 || [[Kick-A-Ball]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:10 || [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 5:10 || [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 4:56 || [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:37 || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:25 || [[Career Day]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 4:25 || [[Strongest Man in the World]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 4:17 || [[Date Nite]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:10 || [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 4:10 || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 4:00 || [[Cool Things]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 4:00 || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 3:32 || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 2:38 || [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 2:23 || [[The Reddest Radish]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 1:26 || [[The King of Town DVD]]
|}

===Shorts===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 6:10 || [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 5:30 || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 4:15 || [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 4:10 || [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:56 || [[Donut Unto Others]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:50 || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:20 || [[4 Gregs]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:10 || [[Trogdor Con '97]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:07 || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:00 || [[Experimental Film]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 3:00 || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 3:00 || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|3}} || 2:54 || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:52 || [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:50 || [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:48 || [[The Baloneyman]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:47 || [[The Interview]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:46 || [[Play Date]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:40 || [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:24 || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:19 || [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:13 || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:11 || [[Somber Vacation]]
|-
| #24 || 2:05 || [[Loading Screens]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:05 || [[Ballad of the Sneak]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:02 || [[Pistols for Pandas]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:01 || [[An Important Rap Song]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:00 || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:55 || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:53 || [[Limozeen Live! (practice)|Limozeen Live!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:50 || [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:48 || [[Quality Time]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:45 || [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:44 || [[Arcade Game]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 1:44 || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|2}} || 1:43 || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:42 || [[Strong Bad Sings]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 1:42 || [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|2}} || 1:31 || [[One Two, One Two]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:30 || [[Place ya bets!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:22 || [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:19|| [[79 Seconds Left]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:15 || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:10 || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:06 || [[The System is Down]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:03 || [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 1:03 || [[Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|2}} || 1:00 || [[Theme Song Video]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 0:56 || [[Meet Marshie]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 0:54 || [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 0:32 || [[500 The Cheats]]
|}

===Holiday Toons===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:58 || [[Hooked on Decemberween]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:44 || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:43 || [[Decemberween In July]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:25 || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:05 || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 6:05 || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 6:00 || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 6:00 || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 5:57 || [[Doomy Tales Of The Macabre]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 5:32 || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 5:04 || [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:43 || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:23 || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:20 || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:00 || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 4:00 || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 3:28 || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 3:05 || [[More Fan Costumes]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 2:50 || [[Senorial Day]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 2:43 || [[Best Caper Ever]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 2:28 || [[Fan Costume Commentary]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:49 || [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:47 || [[Under Construction]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:40 || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:38 || [[A Holiday Greeting]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:30 || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:03 || [[A Mother's Day Message]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:00 || [[Snowglobe]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 0:48 || [[Rotten Eggs]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 0:39 || [[Superbowl Dealie]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 0:39 || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 0:00 || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|}

===Powered by The Cheat===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:pbtc}} || 2:40 || [[Rap Song]]
|-
| #{{#count:pbtc|0}} || 2:40 || [[Mile]]
|-
| #{{#count:pbtc|2}} || 2:35 || [[New Boots]]
|-
| #{{#count:pbtc}} || 2:08 || [[Crystal Fortress]]
|-
| #{{#count:pbtc}} || 1:56 || [[Everybody to the Limit]]
|-
| #{{#count:pbtc|0}} || 1:56 || [[The Cheat Theme Song]]
|-
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A Jumping Jack Contest

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[[Image:jumpingjackcontest.png|thumb|Day 1 of the contest]]

In this removed toon, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and Bubs enter a [[Contests|contest]] where whoever continually jumps jacks for the longest wins.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}

'''Places:''' [[Contest Area]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Swimming Pool]]

'''Running Time:''' 5:17

'''Date:''' 2000

'''Page Title:''' Jumping Jack Contest

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}
== [[Strong Lib|Strong Bad Lib]] Transcript ==
What I Saw Last Week 
a Strong Badlib

No, seriously. I'm a pretty ''(adjective)'' person. But I saw this one ''(noun)'' last week and boy was it ''(adjective)''. This ''(adjective)'' guy was at ''(restaurant)'' and he started ''(-ing verb)'' ''(plural noun)''. I was like, <nowiki>'</nowiki>''(exclamation)''! You're ''(-ing verb)'' ''(plural noun)''.' He told me to stop ''(-ing verb)'' him. I ''(verb (past))'' on his shoes.

== Transcript ==
''{The beginning credits roll with characters jumping jacks in background. Zoom in on Bubs, Strong Bad, Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad standing on a large, wooden platform with a banner on it, reading "A JUMPING JACK CONTEST!" The Announcer appears onscreen.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Good afternoo—

''{He is cut off by microphone feedback and winces.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a jumping jack contest!

''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs doing a quick dance. His name appears onscreen, as with the rest of the contestants.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Our five hot contestants—

''{Pan right to Strong Bad hitting the sides of his head.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' —will compete to see who can sustain their jumping jacks—

''{Pan right to Homestar Runner quickly hopping up and down.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' —for the longest time!

''{Pan right to Pom Pom bouncing from side to side.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Any contestant that ceases to jump jack, even for a moment,—

''{Pan right to Strong Sad.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' — is out of the competition.

''{Strong Sad slowly sighs. Cut to The Announcer.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' On your mark... get set... go!

''{He holds up a starting pistol and fires it into the air. Cut to silhouettes of the contestants doing jumping jacks. Cut to a close-up of Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{after two jacks}'' Whew. ''{sweats}'' I quit.

''{Cut to close-up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still jumping jacks}'' All right, Strong Sad! That's twice as many as last year!

''{Cut to Strong Bad jumping jacks. The Cheat emerges from behind the wooden platform.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, The Cheat! Is everything ready?

''{The Cheat nods.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good! Now go, and win us this competition!

''{As Strong Bad says this, The Cheat races off.}''

''{Cut to Homestar. The Cheat jumps up on stage with a glass of melonade on a platter.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, The Cheat, what's up?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{seen through the glass}'' A glass of melonade for me? Hmmm... okay!

''{The Cheat holds up the platter, and Homestar drinks it through a straw.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, The Cheat!

''{Cut to a grassy area, empty except for Strong Mad standing by with some kegs of melonade. As The Cheat scurries into the frame and sets down the glass of melonade, Strong Mad refills The Cheat's empty glass.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{The Cheat runs off with the refilled glass. Cut back to Homestar at the Competition Area. The Cheat goes to Homestar Runner and offers him another glass.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, another one! ''{drinks}''

''{Cut to a montage of Homestar Runner drinking glass after glass of melonade, Strong Mad refilling the glasses, and The Cheat fetching him more while music plays. Soon Homestar Runner has a huge belly and he jumps his jacks with crossed legs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... I drank too many melonades... ''{queasy-sounding musical effect}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you not looking so good, Homestar. I think you better drop out.

''{Cut to the empty field. The Cheat and Strong Mad high five. Cut back to the Competition Area.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants.

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Great idea, Pom Pom! But do you think he can get here in time?

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar's head. Homestar closes his eyes and gives a sigh of relief. Zoom out to show The Poopsmith walking away holding a jar of "yellow liquid". Homestar's belly is now empty.}''

''{Cut to a screen displaying the words "Day 2" on a white silhouette of Bubs jumping jacks. Cut back to the competition.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs, looks like quite a line is building up at your concession stand.

''{Cut to Bubs' stand. The "customers" waiting in line are The Cheat and Strong Mad. Strong Mad taps his foot while The Cheat looks around.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs. He stops jumping jacks and his eyes grow wide.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hot DOG!

''{Bubs runs off leaving a cloud of smoke. Cut back to the Stand, where Bubs enters it.}''

'''BUBS:''' What can I get? For you fine gentlemen?

''{He holds up various treats, including a bag of popcorn, a snowcone, a "BERSHEY" candy bar, a soft drink, small wrapped candies, and a "POO-BAR" candy bar. Strong Mad and The Cheat walk away.}''

'''BUBS:''' Oh... I'm such a dummy.

''{Cut back to the Competition Area.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{through speakers}'' And so ends Day 2 of our competition with only THREE hot contestants left!

''{Day changes to night.}''

''{Pom Pom's silhouette spins onscreen, with the words "Day 3". It is now daytime again. Cut to Homestar, who is sweating.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How you holding up, Pom Pom?

''{Pan right to Pom Pom.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

''{Pan back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How 'bout you, Strong Bad?

''{Pan left to Strong Mad wearing a Strong Bad mask.}''

''{Zoom out to a full view of the Competition Area. Strong Mad is now on stage in place of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I AM STRONG BAD!

''{Cut to close-up of Pom Pom.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{frowns angrily, bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, Pom Pom, of course that's Strong Bad! ''{to Strong Mad}'' Ok, Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?

''{Zoom out.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I AM STRONG BAD!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{to Pom Pom}'' See?

''{Cut to close-up of Pom Pom, who has a disbelieving look on his face.}''

''{Strong Bad's mask covers the screen, with the words "Day 4". Cut to Homestar, who is looking rather tired.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{wearily}'' I don't know how much longer I can make it, Pom Pom.

''{Zoom into Strong Bad's mask.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' And Strong Bad's ''still'' looking good!

''{Zoom out to reveal The Cheat wearing a Strong Bad Mask. Cut to a pool, where Strong Bad is lounging in a chair at the poolside with a radio and a glass of melonade.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, let's see. I want to thank The Cheat for helping me to cheat—oh no, wait, I shouldn't say that. Let's try this again. I want to thank ''Strong Mad'' for helping me to cheat. There, that's better.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{through Strong Bad's radio}'' Homestar Runner is fading fast and could drop out at any moment!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gets up}'' Ah, that's my cue! ''{exits screen}''

''{Cut to a side-view of the Competition Area. The Cheat is still in place of Strong Bad, and Homestar looks very weary.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I give up, Pom Pom. I'm about to jump my last jack.

''{Pom Pom, with a very angry look on his face, walks over to The Cheat. Cut to a close-up of The Cheat, where Pom Pom appears and overshadows him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom, what are you doing?!

''{Cut to The Cheat's view from inside the mask. Against The Cheat's wishes, Pom Pom reaches down and pulls off the mask. Cut to front view of The Cheat.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{off-screen}'' Hey, it's The Cheat!

''{The Cheat grabs a Homestar Runner face cut-out from offscreen and puts it over his face, and then throws it away.}''

'''BUBS:''' And it looks like he's cheating!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Homestar Runner stops jumping jacks. A barber-shop style vocal arpeggio is heard, and the camera zooms in more and more to Homestar's face on each note.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But if that's The Cheat, then where's Strong Bad?

''{Cut to an empty field, where Strong Bad is walking to the Competition Area. The camera moves along with Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Who is the guy that wins all the contests? That's me, Strong Bad. Except... maybe for that one contest. Or maybe more than one contest.

''{Cut back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There he is!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Oh! Holy... crap.

''{A trophy reading "What a Great Prize This Is." spins onscreen. Homestar holds it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, everybody, but this trophy really belongs to my best friend, Pom Pom.

''{Strong Bad walks onscreen wearing a Pom Pom costume, and takes the trophy from Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, give me that! Uh, I mean — bubble, bubble-dee-bubble. Dubble Bubble.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You said it, Pom Pom! We are best friends!

''{Fade out to a screen reading "THE END."}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*The music used in the intro credits is the "Rock" rhythm on the Casio SK-1 keyboard.

=== Remarks ===
*According to [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|the Club Aquatica interview]], "['[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]' and 'A Jumping Jack Contest'] will be back on someday. We can't disclose why they're off, it's a personal reason. If all goes well, they'll be back on the site; we'd like to have everything we've ever done on the site, and it sucks we had to take them off. They'll be back on someday."
*Technically, because arm movements are an important part of jumping jacks, Homestar Runner didn't do any, since he has [[Lack of Visible Arms|no visible arms]]. He also wasn't moving his feet correctly when he was full of melonades.
**Strong Sad didn't do any real jumping jacks either. He just raised his arms and bounced.
**Since The Cheat doesn't have legs, he wasn't doing jumping jacks correctly either.
*Homestar rather obviously broke the rules of the contest. He stopped jumping when he drank his first glass of melonade.
*Strong Bad has a [[belly button]] in this cartoon, but only during the scene by the pool.
*This toon has a [[URLs With the Number 2 In Them|2 in the URL]].

=== Goofs ===
*When Homestar's bladder is full, and he says to Pom-Pom, "But do you think he can get here in time?", the shading on the red part of his hat changes each time he moves his mouth.
*When Strong Bad tells The Cheat to "win [them] this competition", a corner of his mouth comes out of his head.
*When Homestar looks down and says, "I give up, Pom Pom", it appears his head was sliding a little bit down his shirt.
*Much or all of this toon does not lip sync very well, especially towards the end. It appears the characters' mouth movements come about half of a second after they say the lines.
*On the menu, after you click "Play game", Strong Bad's head is lower than it should be.
*When the screen zooms out after Homestar pees, he can still be heard moaning, even though his mouth is closed.
*During the scene with Strong Bad at the pool, some of the tiles that are covered by the waves in the pool can be seen below the water line.
*When Strong Bad is lying in his pool chair, his reflection is not seen underneath it.
*In one transition scene from day to night, a star can clearly be seen in the black part of the crescent moon. This shouldn't be, for it would be blocked by the unseen area of the moon.

=== Glitches ===
*After the Strong Lib has been filled out, the text can be highlighted and changed—including the text that wasn't affected by your choices before.
*If the Flash file is paused during the opening credits, the music continues playing until it reaches the part of the score that ends the scene.

=== Inside References ===
*Homestar's line, "I drank too many melonades", is a reference to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], in which he says the same thing about eating too many marshmallows.
*Homestar wins a [[trophies|trophy]] for first place in the contest.
*Homestar offers to share the trophy with Pom Pom, repaying the favor from the [[original book]].
*Pom-Pom 'uncovers that Cheat', also repaying the favor.
*When Strong Bad mentions the contests he didn't win, he could be referring to the [[Original Book|Strongest Man in the World Contest]], the wrestling match in Marshmallow's Last Stand, or the [[Reddest Radish]] contest.
*This is likely the earliest mention of [[Homestar Runner's pants]].
*This is also one of the earliest sightings of [[guns]].
*This is also the earliest mention of [[peeing]].
*This is also the first time Homestar has said [[Seriously]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Dubble Bubble|Dubble Bubble]] is a brand of bubble gum.
*When Bubs holds up his snacks, one is called Bershey, a play on the popular [[Wikipedia:Hershey bars|Hershey bars]].

=== Fast Forward ===
*On the "Learn to Speak The Cheat" record in the Strong Bad Email [[cheat talk]], one of the phrases is "Hey Homestar, would you like 147 glasses of [[melonade]]?", and the Cheat-speak equivalent is the sound he made when offering Homestar the melonade in this cartoon.
*In the Strong Bad Email [[some kinda robot]], Strong Bad sings, "Who's the guy that checks all those emails? That's me Strong Bad!", which is a reference to the song he sings in this cartoon.
*In the toon [[Strong Bad Sings]], one of his songs is titled "Who's the guy that wins all the contests?"
*Homestar drinks too many Melonades again in [[The Luau]].
*Bubs's movements when he does jumping jacks, warms up before the contest, and looks at the line at his stand are all settings in the game [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*One of the scenes from this toon was exaggerated in [[Exaggerations]].
*In [[No Hands On Deck]], Homestar says that he hasn't talked about melonade in a while, and then his head changes to its design from this toon.
*Strong Bad actually thanks The Cheat for helping him to cheat in [[Halloween Awards Show]].
*The back of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] from this toon reappears in [[original]]. Later, [[Crack Stuntman]] says Bubs' line, "What can I get for you fine gentlemen?".
*In [[Most in the Graveyard]], when Homestar and Pom Pom are behind the gravestone with the [[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]] approaching, Homestar repeats his line "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants".

== DVD Version ==
*The Strong Lib game has been removed.
*The audio quality goes back and forth between higher and lower quality. Usually, it's the higher quality.

== External Links ==
*[[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|watch "A Jumping Jack Contest"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.swf|view the Flash file for "A Jumping Jack Contest"]] (mirror)

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[[Category:Toons|Jumping Jack Contest, A]]

Talk:A Jumping Jack Contest

71.232.14.15 — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 23:29:53 GMT

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==Forward Referencing?==
When Strong Bad is walking back to the stage from his poolside chair and singing, "Who is the guy that wins all the contests? That's me, Strong Bad. Except... maybe for that one contest. Or maybe more than one contest.", I think it might be a reference to [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page_11 Main Page 11] when the OTS headline has Strong Bad saying, "I shoulda won all those times!"

Anyone agree with me? --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 22:46, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)''Italic text''

==Removal theory?==
The removal of the cartoon probably has something to do with the writing credit by R. Craig Zobel. They probably wanted anything that wasn't made completely by Chapmans gotten rid of, to remove the threat of future lawsuits.

:Hm. That isn't really plausible, since Craig also helped write [[Where's The Cheat?]] and the [[Original Book]] and both of these toons are still on the site. And I haven't read anything that would lead me to believe that Craig and The Brothers Chaps aren't friends anymore. You refer to "future lawsuits", was there one in the past that I'm not aware of? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 10:17, 18 Sep 2004 (MST)

::Not that I know of, but a small time operation like H*R that is fast turning into a super successful enterprise might want to keep its butt covered, and the Chaps are smart guys who know this. Anyways, it was just an idle speculation.

:::So you can't back up your theory with fact and admit that it isn't even probable. Do you know The Brothers Chaps personally? Because I find it hard to believe that you would know what they are thinking if you don't actually know them. Let's not speculate at all. Or at the very least, keep it on the forum. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:22, 18 Sep 2004 (MST)

::::Umm... I think they took it off the site because of Homestar. He was being to stupid. Even for Homestar. And that's STUPID! He couldn't tell that Strong Mad was Strong Bad (Although in email 114 he calls Strong Bad Pom Pom). And Tom makes a point. Where's the cheat and the original book were both by Craig and so do at least two of the Halloween toons. And who would get a lawsuit from saying that their friend made a cartoon with them and they animated it? If Missy divorced Mike would they have to remove '''EVERYTHING''' with ''Marzipan'' in it??? I mean, that's probably not it. Maybe it's the urine reference but then there's Homestar: I weally got. I weally got to pee-pee. --[[User:Bonkava!|Mr. Flash Dude]]

Can i chuck in my two cents? Perhaps its because this toon is so dramatically different from the others, in terms of editing, comedic style, the voices ect, that it was removed so it didnt create the impression that it was simply a serverly sub par toon, rather than an old one. I'd suggest that it was removed to keep up the overall quality of the content on the site. Although, bearing all this in mind, there ought to be room for this toon in the museum or somwhere like that... who knows. Maybe its not old enough to be there, but not new enough to be on the site.
guy, up there! that is THE BEST reson for jump jack to be off the the site! i didn't realise how difernt it was! now i know why it's off! i still want it back!

== References in later toons ==

Is that section really needed? Couldn't they all be lumped in with the Fun Facts? --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]
:'''EDIT:''' Since I've received no feedback, I'm going to delete the section and put all the references into Fun Facts. If there are any objections, let me know. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]

== The Announcer's Monocle ==

Strang... In this cartoon the glare of the Anouncer's monocle is a Z. I wonder if this has something to do with Coach Z. Coach Z looks a lot like the Anouncer.

Or it could be an N. Or it could be just a cartoonish reflection. Your pick. [[User:71.231.56.40|71.231.56.40]] 19:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

== Glad ==

I'm kind of glad they took this off. It isn't really funny. You know, at all. If they re-did it and made it funny I'd like it. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]|[[User_Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

It is so funny! :P :P :P :P :P :P -[[User:Miss Free Country USA|Miss Free Country USA]]

I'd have to go with Miss FCUSA. It IS so funny!-- [[User:Bonkava!|Bonkava!]]

You know, if I was [[User:Firebird|Firebird]] I would say this should definitly go on the forums. -Kinsey

Not Funny!?!?!?!? How dare you!? [[User:Total Spaceship Guy3|Total Spaceship Guy3]] 16:24, 1 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Dude, this is '''''rrrl''''' funny! I mean, they don't make 'em like that anymore. "Whew. I quit." Man, that part always makes me crack up.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 22:51, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

People, this is a page to discuss the [[A Jumping Jack Contest|content page]]'s um... content disagreements. Not a humor argument. Head down to the forum for humor arguments. [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]]
: Please note that this is a two-year-old discussion. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:27, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

== One of the best cartoons ==

I just saw the cartoon on the mirror website, and I couldn't believe how good it was! It was funny, too. It's about 15 times better than [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].

[[User:Homsar999|Homsar999]] 17:58, 11 Nov 2004

I aggree with Homsar999. I hear so many people say it's not funny but I think it's hillarious.

The fluffy noodle boy

This really is a great cartoon. Brothers Chaps: Bring this cartoon back on the site! [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 15:27, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

== Which Came First? ==

Which did TBC make first, this toon or The Reddest Radish? I have reason to believe that they made the Reddest Radish first because in that one Strong Bad's eyes are slightly pointed at the bottom like in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] but in A Jumping Jack Contest they're completely round like they are now.
-[[User:Miss Free Country USA|Miss Free Country USA]]

The Reddest Radish did come first. Look at the old toons page and you see. The first one has no JJC, the second one does. Both have RR.--[[User:Bonkava!|Mr. PencilVark]]

== Don't make up dialogue ==

Please do not make up dialogue for [[The Cheat]] or [[Pom Pom]]. Or [[The Poopsmith]] for that matter. We simply can't do that, as it is not said in the toon. Thanks.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 10:25, 29 Dec 2004 (MST)

==Links don't seem to work==

The links to the mirrored 'toon don't work. Going through the history, the pre-internal links still work. Did someone delete the pages without fixing this page? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 20:48, 20 Jan 2005 (MST)

:Duh. It was my bad. You'll probably notice from the error message that the url loads funny. That's because I [[HRWiki talk:FAQ#Mirrors|disabled the directoy]] listing weird. I'll fix it now.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:31, 20 Jan 2005 (MST)

== ??? ==

I don't think references to peeing is what made this toon taken off. There are many things like that done on the website. -Kinsey

*That is a good point, 2 years, virus, and The Luau all have references to peeing, so it's not probable [[User:Total Spaceship Guy3|Total Spaceship Guy3]] 16:22, 1 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:*Yes, but I don't think any other references were so visual (showing the yellow urine in the jar) --[[User:Skizzot|Skizzot]] 22:48, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::*But visual references to poo are okay, even the suggestion that one would eat poo like candy as in 3-times-halloween-funjob (which, incidently, is less funny than a jumping-jack contest).

==Page title==
I think the page title was "Jump those jacks!"—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 01:48, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)

== Closed STUFF ==

{{stuffcloseddecline}}
=== The No-Pants Pee Dance ===
{{stufffact|Homestar says he will pee his pants, but he (debatably) doesn't wear any.}}
{{stuffverdict|02:38, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)|04:29, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)|overwhelmingly declined|12|2|A Jumping Jack Contest}}

{{stuffcloseddecline}}
=== Divisble by 1.5 ===
{{stufffact|Homestar said that Strong Sad did twice as many jumping jacks as last year, but Strong Sad only did three.}}
{{stuffverdict|02:37, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)|04:29, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)|unanimously declined|10|0|A Jumping Jack Contest}}

== Other toon? ==

In this cartoon, Pom Pom sacrificed his chance to reveal The Cheat, and Homestar shared the trophy. This happened in the original book, but Homestar revealed The Cheat and Pom Pom shared the trophy. Worth noting? [[User:Amy Whifflepoof|Amy Whifflepoof]]

Maybe, seems a little bit trivial, though.

== Ok ==

This was weird but better than that crappy Marshmellows last stand.

== Toons removed from site category? ==

Shouldn't there be a category or listing of toons/flash that has been removed from the site? (like the old [[Strong Bad's Message Bored|Message Bored]]) The FAQ makes mention of a Wrestling toon of which I know nothing of. Such a category would make finding things like that helpful. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:06, 29 October 2005 (UTC)

Uh, there is three of them. That is not enough for a category. Oh, and the wrestling one is [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 19:10, 29 October 2005 (UTC)

:True, that makes sense. Thank you for the name of the toon! There should still be a list of it somewhere I think. <s>Like hook it up to the toons page or something? (if it's not already there.)</s> I think it would be appropriate. I found that the [[Toons#Special_Cartoons|special cartoons]] section of the Toons page has such a list! However it does not list the Message Bored (which is not a toon). --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:45, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

== Funny ==

This toon was funny because it Homestar peeing in it!

:Uh... yeah. This kinda thing would probably go on a user page. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 17:53, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

== strong lib secret ==

the strong lib is kinda funny when you click read and don't fill anything in:

No, seriously. I'm a pretty person. But I saw this one last week and boy was it . This guy was at and he started . I was like, '! You're .' He told me to stop him. I on his shoes.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 04:28, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
:Wow; that conjures quasi-subliminal overtones that are quite, er, colorful. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:34, 24 November 2005 (UTC)

== comic ==

alright, WHY did the page get reverted after I added that fun fact? I don't see a reason... - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 04:36, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
:Because the only connection was a drum beat. Take it to [[STUFF]] if you want to argue more. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}

::[[User:AbdiViklas]] gave a reason in his [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=A_Jumping_Jack_Contest&diff=209180&oldid=208967 edit summary].[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:54, 2 December 2005 (UTC)

:No, thank you. I don't want to take this farther, I only wanted to know why. - [[User:Volbeat A The Cheat|Volbeat A The Cheat]] 11:18, 7 December 2005 (UTC)

== A Killing Blow? ==

Where Did Strong Bad Get That Pom-Pom Costume? It Looks Big On Him. Who Thinks They Took It Down Because Strong Bad May Have Killed Pom-Pom? -[[User:Homsar7|Homsar7]]

Umm... Look up "hammerspace" on Wikipedia. [[User:71.231.56.40|71.231.56.40]] 19:16, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

== Wait a minute... ==

"This is the first time Strong Bad said, "Holy Crap!""

Or is it? I heard that [[The Reddest Radish]] predates this toon, and [[Strong Bad]] says "Holy Crap!" twice in that one.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 01:01, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

:OK, seeing as how no one ever replies to my talk posts, I'll just handle this myself. Holy crap, I'm so lonely.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 21:36, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

== Removal reason ==

I believe that the removal reason is indeed the peeing scene.

Come to think of it: Peeing.. in public.. while someone is collecting you urine..
It's not rocket science, this is not your everyday reference to pee!

Also, Homestar looks pregnant instead of fat, but that is my opinion.

:What about [[Puking|puking]] in public? That's as gross and happaned quite a few times. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:00, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

::Or [[Whatsit]]? That's even worse than both combined! No, I think the reason it was removed was because TBC are too embarrassed to show new fans how crap the old toons used to be. They've practically wiped it out of the site's history. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:31, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

:::Consider also [[The Luau]], where Homestar is clearly peeing behind the gazebo, making the firewood unburnable. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:41, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

::::I forget where, but I think TBC have stated that they would like this toon to be back on the site. I therefore believe whatever the reason is, it's not related to the content but rather to something outside their control. Incidentally, there is a similar thread at the top of this page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:11, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

:::::You're right. In the [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003]], Matt said that "We can’t disclose why they're off, it's a personal reason." Just as you said. What bothers me the most is not the fact that we may never know why they were removed, but when they'll ever be back on... {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:36, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

== Wait...what? ==
It was said on one of the Everything Else DVDs that Strong Sad's first line came in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]. But, the dates say ''this'' one came first. And his voice sounds about the same as his one in Yello Dello. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 19:37, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
:Anybody? Zombies? Grapity? {{User:DevonM/sig}} 05:30, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

== Dating discrepancy ==

We have contradictory information on the dates here. The date given for this toon is 1999, while that given for [[The Reddest Radish]] is 2000. But information in the Fun Facts both here and at [[The Reddest Radish]] says that Reddest Radish predates Jumping Jack Contest. Where do we have cites for any of these dates, incidentally? We need to reconcile the discrepancy. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:08, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
:I've done some digging [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html via the Internet Archive] due to a new edit conflict and I've turned up these —
: Original Toons Menu (as of Oct. 29, 2000) — [http://web.archive.org/web/20001029030901/http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html]
: The original TV Time Toons Menu (as of Dec. 1, 2002) — [http://web.archive.org/web/20021201090912/http://homestarrunner.com/toons.html]

: If you look up A Jumping Jack Contest on these menus, you find it's premiere was in 2000, not 1999. Though I have not found an exact time in 2000, so a listing of 2000 has to stand. --[[User:Ngamer01|Ngamer01]] 21:15, 11 December 2010 (UTC)
::First link clears up nothing, but second link... yeah, that one's noteworthy. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:18, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

== Old ==

I noticed in this toon, since it i no longer on the site, it uses the old character formats. To the brothers chaps go around individually to every toon on the site and update to later versions of the characters? {{User:The thing/sig}} 01:57, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:No. Last time I checked, [[Theme Song Video]], [[A Holiday Greeting]], and [[The Luau]] still used old character designs. Although, TBC have admitted to updating [[A Jorb Well Done]] to match the newer toons. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:02, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Strong Bad's Belly Button ==

Strong Bad has a belly button in this cartoon. We need to mention this somewhere. I don't exactly know where we should though. Maybe even talk about the commentary for the original book, too. Any ideas? --[[User:Philip8o|Philip8o]]
:I think that'd only be relevant if this was Lil' Strong Sad, (and thus [[origins|pre-drill]]). He seems to be the exact same age here as he always is, however. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 07:46, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:: GuardDuck, he's saying Strong BAD's belly button. Not Strong SAD's belly button. It only appears while he's on the chair by the pool, just so you know. It should be mentioned. [[User:Tizye96|Tizye96]] 08:10, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:::<nowiki>*</nowiki>Ahem* well, that was embarrassing. My apologies for not carefully reading, Philip. Yeah, that could go under the "remarks" section. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 18:44, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:::: Alright. I'll add it. Also, I think I'm going to make a main article for belly buttons. It seems to appear enough to have it's own and they have even been mentioned before. This is all assuming that there isn't already an article for it. --[[User:Philip8o|Philip8o]]

== Bubs ==

I don't know if i'm the only one that saw this but, if you pause right before bubs goes into the concession, you can see him still doing jumping jacks.-{{User:Record307/sig}} 21:45, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

== No Sync ==

After Homestar stops jumping, the toon goes out of sync. Just a small goof/fun facts. --[[User:Still Homsar|Still Homsar]] 21:30, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:Sounds like a specific one-time glitch with your version of flash player. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:36, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Toons By Length

71.232.14.15 — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 23:16:24 GMT

71.232.14.15: added 2part part2

{{tobediscussed}}
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[[Image:Hooked on Decemberween Screenshot.PNG|thumb|'''[[Hooked on Decemberween]]''' is the longest toon on the site, with a time of six minutes and fifty-eight seconds.]]
A list of all of the '''[[Toons]], by length'''.
===Big Toons===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 6:45 || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 6:18 || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 6:00 || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:36 || [[The Luau]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:35 || [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:24 || [[Kick-A-Ball]]
|-
| #7 || 5:10 || [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:10 || [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:56 || [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:37 || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:25 || [[Career Day]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 4:25 || [[Strongest Man in the World]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 4:17 || [[Date Nite]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:10 || [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 4:10 || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 4:00 || [[Cool Things]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 4:00 || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 3:32 || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 2:38 || [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 2:23 || [[The Reddest Radish]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 1:26 || [[The King of Town DVD]]
|}

===Shorts===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 6:10 || [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 5:30 || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 4:15 || [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 4:10 || [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:56 || [[Donut Unto Others]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:50 || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:20 || [[4 Gregs]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:10 || [[Trogdor Con '97]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:07 || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:00 || [[Experimental Film]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 3:00 || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 3:00 || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|3}} || 2:54 || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:52 || [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:50 || [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:48 || [[The Baloneyman]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:47 || [[The Interview]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:46 || [[Play Date]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:40 || [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:24 || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:19 || [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:13 || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:11 || [[Somber Vacation]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:05 || [[Ballad of the Sneak]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:02 || [[Pistols for Pandas]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:01 || [[An Important Rap Song]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:00 || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:55 || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:53 || [[Limozeen Live! (practice)|Limozeen Live!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:50 || [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:48 || [[Quality Time]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:45 || [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:44 || [[Arcade Game]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 1:44 || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|2}} || 1:43 || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:42 || [[Strong Bad Sings]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 1:42 || [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|2}} || 1:31 || [[One Two, One Two]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:30 || [[Place ya bets!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:22 || [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:19|| [[79 Seconds Left]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:15 || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:10 || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:06 || [[The System is Down]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:03 || [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 1:03 || [[Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|2}} || 1:00 || [[Theme Song Video]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 0:56 || [[Meet Marshie]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 0:54 || [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 0:32 || [[500 The Cheats]]
|}

===Holiday Toons===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:58 || [[Hooked on Decemberween]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:44 || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 6:43 || [[Decemberween In July]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:25 || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:05 || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 6:05 || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 6:00 || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 6:00 || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 5:57 || [[Doomy Tales Of The Macabre]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 5:32 || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 5:04 || [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:43 || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:23 || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:20 || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:00 || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 4:00 || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 3:28 || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 3:05 || [[More Fan Costumes]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 2:50 || [[Senorial Day]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 2:43 || [[Best Caper Ever]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 2:28 || [[Fan Costume Commentary]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:49 || [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:47 || [[Under Construction]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:40 || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:38 || [[A Holiday Greeting]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:30 || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:03 || [[A Mother's Day Message]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:00 || [[Snowglobe]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 0:48 || [[Rotten Eggs]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 0:39 || [[Superbowl Dealie]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 0:39 || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 0:00 || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|}

===Powered by The Cheat===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #1 || 2:40 || [[Rap Song]]
|-
| #1 || 2:40 || [[Mile]]
|-
| #2|| 2:35 || [[New Boots]]
|-
| #3|| 2:08 || [[Crystal Fortress]]
|-
| #4|| 1:56 || [[Everybody to the Limit]]
|-
| #4|| 1:56 || [[The Cheat Theme Song]]
|-
| #5|| 1:47 || [[Trughmank]]
|-
| #6|| 1:12 || [[Crazy Cartoon]]
|-
|}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Lists]]

Toons By Length

71.232.14.15 — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 23:07:30 GMT

71.232.14.15: Added powered by the cheat

{{tobediscussed}}
{{cleanup}}
[[Image:Hooked on Decemberween Screenshot.PNG|thumb|'''[[Hooked on Decemberween]]''' is the longest toon on the site, with a time of six minutes and fifty-eight seconds.]]
A list of all of the '''[[Toons]], by length'''.
===Big Toons===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 6:45 || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 6:18 || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 6:00 || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:36 || [[The Luau]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:35 || [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:24 || [[Kick-A-Ball]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 5:10 || [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:56 || [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:37 || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:25 || [[Career Day]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 4:25 || [[Strongest Man in the World]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 4:17 || [[Date Nite]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 4:10 || [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 4:10 || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 4:00 || [[Cool Things]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|0}} || 4:00 || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons|2}} || 3:32 || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 2:38 || [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 2:23 || [[The Reddest Radish]]
|-
| #{{#count:big toons}} || 1:26 || [[The King of Town DVD]]
|}

===Shorts===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 6:10 || [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 5:30 || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 4:15 || [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 4:10 || [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:56 || [[Donut Unto Others]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:50 || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:20 || [[4 Gregs]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:10 || [[Trogdor Con '97]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:07 || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 3:00 || [[Experimental Film]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 3:00 || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 3:00 || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|3}} || 2:54 || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:52 || [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:50 || [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:48 || [[The Baloneyman]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:47 || [[The Interview]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:46 || [[Play Date]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:40 || [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:24 || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:19 || [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:13 || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:11 || [[Somber Vacation]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:05 || [[Ballad of the Sneak]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:02 || [[Pistols for Pandas]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:01 || [[An Important Rap Song]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 2:00 || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:55 || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:53 || [[Limozeen Live! (practice)|Limozeen Live!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:50 || [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:48 || [[Quality Time]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:45 || [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:44 || [[Arcade Game]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 1:44 || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|2}} || 1:43 || [[Sick Day]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:42 || [[Strong Bad Sings]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 1:42 || [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|2}} || 1:31 || [[One Two, One Two]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:30 || [[Place ya bets!]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:22 || [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:19|| [[79 Seconds Left]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:15 || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:10 || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:06 || [[The System is Down]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 1:03 || [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|0}} || 1:03 || [[Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts|2}} || 1:00 || [[Theme Song Video]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 0:56 || [[Meet Marshie]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 0:54 || [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| #{{#count:shorts}} || 0:32 || [[500 The Cheats]]
|}

===Holiday Toons===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:58 || [[Hooked on Decemberween]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:44 || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 6:43 || [[Decemberween In July]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:25 || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 6:05 || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 6:05 || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 6:00 || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 6:00 || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 5:57 || [[Doomy Tales Of The Macabre]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 5:32 || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 5:04 || [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:43 || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:23 || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:20 || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 4:00 || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 4:00 || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|2}} || 3:28 || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 3:05 || [[More Fan Costumes]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 2:50 || [[Senorial Day]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 2:43 || [[Best Caper Ever]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 2:28 || [[Fan Costume Commentary]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:49 || [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:47 || [[Under Construction]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:40 || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:38 || [[A Holiday Greeting]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:30 || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:03 || [[A Mother's Day Message]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 1:00 || [[Snowglobe]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 0:48 || [[Rotten Eggs]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday}} || 0:39 || [[Superbowl Dealie]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 0:39 || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| #{{#count:holiday|0}} || 0:00 || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
|}

===Powered by The Cheat===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Rank !! Length !! Toon
|-
| #1 || 2:40 || [[Rap Song]]
|-
| #1 || 2:40 || [[Mile]]
|-
| #2|| 2:35 || [[New Boots]]
|-
| #3|| 2:08 || [[Crystal Fortress]]
|-
| #4|| 1:56 || [[Everybody to the Limit]]
|-
| #4|| 1:56 || [[The Cheat Theme Song]]
|-
| #5|| 1:47 || [[Trughmank]]
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User talk:OptimisticFool

71.232.14.15 — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 11:12:01 GMT

71.232.14.15: aded the only thing on here now

thank you very much optimisticfool for improving the edit i made on [[trevor the vampire]]. i do not own 50 greatest hits so thank you for that, and my spelling mistake fix also gets a thanks. weird how that back button apperers, huh?

Talk:Super Kingio Bros.

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:30:25 GMT

71.232.14.15:

I really don't understand the second easter egg here, grammar-wise. I don't understand how running into the goomba normally glitches you in fullscreen either, as it doesn't glitch up for me. Since it keeps being reverted back to the bad grammar easter egg, I'll just ask for explanation here. --[[User:TheNintenGenius|TheNintenGenius]] 21:10, 20 Sep 2004 (MST)

I second that notion. I also don't see how viewing the flash version and doing said things with the goomba "glitches" the user and like The NintenGenius, I also have '''not''' experienced this situation (it was perhaps just an isolated occurance). I think we'll eventually come to agree that it doesn't constitute an easter egg, nor a fun fact.
--[[User:The Paper|Teh P.]] 21:29, 20 Sep 2004 (MST)

This game is a total joke! The King of Town is so fat he can barely move, much less jump over or on the Goomba that kills him!-[[Homsar Runner]]
:Umm...of course the game is a joke. It's kind of...a joke. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}

Actually, there are many glitches. Some have been worked out.
If you pause when KOT Says "Doo" the 2nd time, you can get to the black edge. You die upon touching it.
You used to be able to control the Goomba with the spacebar. Glitch was wotked out.

==A Glitch==

I found this glitch were you die at a wall by a Goomba and right-click play.-{{User:Viklas/sig}}

:Wooooooow!! That was freaky, we'll have too add that too. [[User:The Pony man|The Pony man]] 00:37, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

If the Flash file is [[April Fools 2006 | theyCallHimFlipper.swf]]'d, the Goomba goes right through Kingio :D Also, you can't move him. He can jump, but he's stuck in place. --[[User:WackoMcGoose|WackoMcGoose]] 23:34, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== Everything Else 2 ==

Has this game become a video or removed altogether for the DVD Version of Pumpkin Carve-nival? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 03:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
I don't know :|, check the wiki page for pumpkin carve-navile
I checked! and no, you can't plat it or watch it...

Pumpkin Carve-nival

71.232.14.15 — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:26:52 GMT

71.232.14.15: added link

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|halloween2002|The Best Decemberween Ever|A Decemberween Pageant}}
[[Image:pumpkin.PNG|thumb|"Now that's talent! Good prize!" ''(ding!)'']]
Homestar Runner throws another Halloween party, this time where everyone carves [[pumpkins]] which get judged. Of course, when Homestar judges them, anything can happen.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|Marshie}} (Easter egg)

{{costumeslink}}

'''Places:''' [[Spooky Woods]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, October 29, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 5:32

'''Page Title:''' A Pumpakin Carve-nival

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{We begin at nighttime. In the foreground are several pumpkins, including one on a table. Homestar's silhouette walks across the hills in the background. The following words appear:}''

halloween special 2002

mike and matt made it

matt and missy said it

here it go

''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad, who are talking to each other. Homestar walks by in the background.}''

'''COACH Z:''' I mean the first one was great. After the second one, they really fell orf. I mean, a pajama jammie-jam?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I rarely know what you're talking about.

''{Cut to Marzipan and The King of Town, who are also talking to each other. Homestar walks past in the foreground, silhouetted.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No! I'm a video game!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't play video games, so I wouldn't know.

''{Cut to Bubs and Strong Bad, who are talking to each other as well. Strong Mad and The Cheat stand around them. Homestar Runner walks by in the foreground, silhouetted.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{snickers}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! What are you laughing at?!

'''BUBS:''' Oh, nothin'. You look great. ''{snicker}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Course I look great! I'm da bee.

''{Homestar Runner stops in front of a banner that reads "Homestar's Pumpkin Carve-nival"}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{faded, offscreen}'' In actuality, I don't think he looks that great.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, everyone. Thanks for comin' to my party, you all look great, blah, blah, blah. ''{leans in}'' It's time for the judging of the pumpkiiiins! Pchew! Pchew! Wchew! That was... the lightning... The Cheat, would you mind assisting me?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises.}''

''{Homestar and The Cheat walk up to Strong Sad and his pumpkin, which bears a striking resemblance to his own head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, contestant number one, your name is— ''{as though he's never seen it}'' Strong.. Sad? Oh. Anyways, please explain your pumpkin.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I call it ''{close on pumpkin}'' "Self Portrait in Late October".

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I call it last place. Ding! ''{As Homestar says "ding!", a "LAST" ribbon appears on Strong Sad's pumpkin.}'' Next contestant!

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm doomed.

''{They walk up to The King of Town and his exhibit, a pie dish with one slice of pumpkin pie and some crumbs remaining.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right Mr. Of Town. Just what is going on over here?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, I was at home...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-huh.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' With the pumpkin...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' It was looking...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Particularly luscious...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that's gross.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' And then...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-huh.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' The next thing I know it was a...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Go on.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A pie and then...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I see, go on.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' The next thing I know it was...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, the pie was gone and...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo hoo?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whadaya think, The Cheat?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{dismissive The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I concur. Worst place! Ding! ''{A "WORST" ribbon appears.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Sorry, King, but our princess is in another castle...

''{They walk up to Strong Mad and his pumpkin, which hasn't been carved.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' BOOO!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right. This guy's tall. Hey The Cheat, ask your friend here why come he didn't carve his pumpakin.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' Whar?!

''{Strong Mad punches his pumpkin three times. Cut to close of the pumpkin from Strong Mad's angle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that's talent! Good prize! ''{A "ding!" noise is heard, although Homestar doesn't say it. A "GOOD" ribbon appears.''}

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{surprised}'' Gah?

''{They go to Coach Z's pumpkin, which has a W carved into it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, Coach, whadaya got for me?

'''COACH Z:''' Check it out, yo!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool, a W. What's that supposed to stand for? Witches' brew?

'''COACH Z:''' No, no, no, it stands for tha Wu-Tang!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach Z, are you a poser?

'''COACH Z:''' Nah, man, I'm down.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Down with second to last place. ''{sarcastically}'' Ding. ''{A "2nd to LAST" ribbon appears.}''

''{They go to The Poopsmith's pumpkin, which is rotting, brown, and sunken in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Just keep walking The Cheat.

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{bares his teeth and hisses}''

''{They go to Pom Pom's pumpkin, a silhouette carving of a buxom woman in profile.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's up my ''main man''? My dog! My ace in tha hole! 2nd place. ''{A "2nd" ribbon appears with a "ding" sound effect.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{lowers eyelids, bubbles}''

''{They go to Marzipan's pumpkin, which is uncarved and still on the vine.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whatcha got here, Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I didn't want to kill mine, so I just left it on the vine.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What for? So you could, like, use it in a witches' brew or something?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Um, I don't know what that means. Anyway, I wrote a song about it. ''{singing, to the tune of "The Farmer in the Dell"}'' I left it on the vine, I left it on the line, I mean, I left it on—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not necessary! Last place! Ding! ''{A "LAST" ribbon appears.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{fading into the background}'' Homestar, I'm breaking up with you.

''{They go to Strong Bad's pumpkin, which has multiple stab marks, a protruding butcher's knife, three turns of barbed wire, and nine craft-type "googly" eyes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad. So, um, are you supposed to be the Green Hornet?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! No!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right, right, you're supposed to be the um, the witches' brew.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I'm the bee! Like, from nature.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great. So what's up with your pumpkin?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, ''{close on the pumpkin}'' I stabbed it a bunch and then wrapped it in barb wire, and then I felt sorry for it so, um, I gave it some googly eyes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That sure was nice of you. You get most improved. Ding! ''{A "MOST IMPROVED" ribbon appears.}''

''{They go to Bubs's pumpkin, which has had a starter cord, two backwards spark plugs, and exhaust pipes protruding from it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs.

'''BUBS:''' Hey, Homestar. ''{an owl hoots in the background}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's up?

'''BUBS:''' Not a whole lot.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's that?

'''BUBS:''' This is my pumpkin. ''{wolves are heard in the distance}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool. Does it do anything?

'''BUBS:''' Oh yeah. Check this out.

''{He pulls the cord three times. The sound of an engine starting is heard and the pumpkin contorts several times. It leaps off the table and flames come out of the exhaust. The Cheat's eyes widen in fear and he screams. The engine sputters out and the pumpkin falls back into place, but The Cheat continues screaming and runs off.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa. Looks like you scared The Cheat.

'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I guess I did.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not last place. ''{A "NOT LAST" ribbon appears with a "ding!" sound effect.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{rhythmically, extending his arms and bobbing his head from side to side}'' I feel so fine, I feel so elated, I feel so fine, I feel so elated!

''{Cut to close on Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I guess that's everybody. Thanks for your help, The Cheat.

''{The Cheat is clinging to Homestar's ankles, his eyes still wide and twitching.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{panicked The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You all did great. Hope to see you again next year! ''{music stops with the sound of a record scratching}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, who won? I think that your rating system is questionable.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right, right, a winner and such. Well...

''{Homestar's head flies off as Strong Bad's head bursts from Homestar's torso.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I won! Ding!

'''BUBS:''' What the—?

'''COACH Z:''' What's goin' on here?

''{The real Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, what's going on?

'''BUBS:''' Huh?!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, you guys are so stupid. You thought I dressed up as the bee? This is the best costume ever!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Now wait a minute. Then who's that Strong Bad over there?

''{The other Strong Bad in the bee costume puts a hand on his head, but he unzips in half to reveal The Goblin. They all gasp.}''

'''BUBS:''' It's that goblin!

''{The Goblin's organ music plays and he does his dance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhhh! That explains everything. Ding!

''{A "THE END" ribbon appears on the screen.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*While loading, you can change the features on the pumpkin. They will stay the way you changed them when the toon starts.
*If you click on The Poopsmith's pumpkin, you unlock the following scene, which will be inserted between The Poopsmith's and Pom Pom's:
:''{Homestar and The Cheat walk up to Homsar, whose "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh brother. What do you make of this guy, The Cheat?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know, me too. ''{turns to Homsar}'' What do you have to say for yourself, little man?
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{unusually dejected voice}'' I'm the ghost of Christmas past.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow. You set a new standard for last place. You don't get a ding. ''{A "LAST" ribbon floats to the ground}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' And also with you.
:*This also allows you to see Homsar's costume at the end.

*At the end, click on Homestar (the REAL one) to have him talk to The Cheat.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Psst! Um, hey The Cheat—
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noise equivalent to "Hm?"}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I had a really important question I want to ask you ''{whispers}'' about your costume. ''{back to a low speaking voice}'' Are you supposed to be dressed up as some kind of a witches' brew?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{turns away, make a dismissive hand gesture and The Cheat noise}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, wait, I had another question I wanted to ask you. It's not about witches' brew. Okay, it's about witches' brew, but just hear me out.

*At the end, click on The King of Town to play [[Super Kingio Bros.]]
*At the end, click on [[the moon]] to make a ghost-like Marshie appear and say his signature line, "Made from the best stuff", in a distorted voice.

== Fun Facts ==
===Contestant Places===
These are the places each contestant ended up with (''in order'').
*Strong Sad: Last
*King of Town: Worst
*Strong Mad: Good
*Coach Z: 2nd to Last
*Poopsmith: Just keep walking...
*Homsar: A New Standard For Last (no ding)
*Pom Pom: 2nd
*Marzipan: Last
*"Strong Bad": Most Improved
*Bubs: Not Last
*Real Strong Bad: First Place (According to himself)

===Trivia===
*This appears to be the first toon in which The Poopsmith has made any vocal sound. One might wonder if this violated his vow of silence or was produced by electronics.
*While the cartoon is fading out (to the costume section) Homestar tries to keep track of the screen by moving his head under the "The End" sign, an instance of [[Homestar Runner Peeking|Homestar peeking]].

===Remarks===
*When Strong Bad pops out of his Homestar costume, he is wearing his Da Bee shirt, though when a view is seen from the back, he is wearing no shirt at all as usual.
*Pom Pom's pumpkin is almost impossible to make due to the floating piece of pumpkin between the girl's legs.
*In Bubs's pumpkin, the spark plugs are facing backwards.
*When Homestar puts a ribbon on Strong Mad's, Pom Pom's, and Bubs's pumpkins, there is a real "ding" sound effect instead of Homestar speaking it.
*In the Super Kingio Bros. Easter egg, it says you have three lives but you only use one. This is likely so you do not have to waste time dying thrice on a game you cannot win. (The time also never changes either.)
*Strong Bad must've been able to have flawlessly imitate both Homestar's voice and his [[lack of visible arms|Lack of Visible Arms]] to complete his Homestar Runner costume.
*If you count the Easter egg, three people got last place. Strong Sad, Homsar, and Marzipan. These are the people Strong Bad hates the most, besides Homestar.
*This was the second year in a row that Marzipan dressed up as someone who died earlier in the year.

=== Goofs ===
*Marzipan's "Left Eye" actually changes sides a couple of times.

===Inside References===
*The blue ribbons, as well as the way they instantly pop into existence, are a reference to "[[Pom Pom, Too]]." In one scene, a ribbon reading "FIRST" appears on Pom-Pom's chest.
**The blue ribbon was also used in an Easter egg in [[impression]].
*Pom Pom's pumpkin carving is very similar to "The Ladies" icon on his Pom Pilot in [[the bird]].
*Homestar walking on the hills at the beginning may be a reference to [[Old Intro 2]].
*Strong Bad's [[What are you supposed to be?|incorrect guesses]] about the Goblin's costume reference how Homestar incorrectly guessed Strong Bad's costume in the two previous Halloween specials.
*Bubs gets [[Not X|Not Last]] place.
*Homestar calls Pom Pom [[my dog|his dog]], the first time one character refers to another in this manner.
*Homestar says "[[Why Come|Why come?]]"

===Real-World References===
*After Homestar judges the King of Town's pumpkin, the disappointed king says, "Sorry, King, but our princess is in another castle..." This is a reference to the [[Nintendo|NES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Brothers]]''. At the end of the fourth level of each world (World 1-4 to 7-4), [[Wikipedia:Toad (Nintendo character)|Toad]] says, "Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle!".
*Pom Pom's pumpkin is the famous [[Wikipedia:Mudflap girl|silhouette of a woman]] stereotypically found on mudflaps.
*Coach Z's pumpkin is carved with the symbol for the [[Wikipedia:Wu-Tang Clan|Wu-Tang Clan]], a popular rap group that started up in 1991–1992. Of course, Homestar mistakes this symbol for [[Witch's Brew|Witches' Brew]], thereby touching off a score of future brew-related inside jokes.
*Homsar's response to getting last place, "And also with you," is from Catholic and some Protestant church services. It is the usual response from the congregation after the priest says, "The Lord be with you."
*[[Wikipedia:The Green Hornet|The Green Hornet]], as the Goblin (as Strong Bad) was wrongly accused of being, was the crime-fighting vigilante hero of a '30s era radio drama by the creator of [[Wikipedia:The Lone Ranger|the Lone Ranger]]. It spawned several serials during the '40s and in the '60s spawned a cult hit TV show remembered mainly for its casting of [[Wikipedia:Bruce Lee|Bruce Lee]] as the Hornet's trusty sidekick, [[Wikipedia:Kato (The Green Hornet)|Kato.]]
*The "Pajama Jammie-Jam" that Coach Z is talking about at the beginning of the toon is a reference to the movie [[IMDB:tt0102065|House Party 2]]. The tagline of the movie was "The Pajama Jam."
*Bubs' and the King of Town's costumes may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Brothers Super Show|Super Mario Brothers Super Show]], where Lou Albano played Mario.

===Fast Forward===
*Homestar dresses up as Angus Young from AC/DC. Two days after this cartoon, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] was released. In an Easter egg, Homestar tries to sing "Back in Black" and mentions at the end, "I just like that guy's little schoolboy outfit."
*On the "Learn to speak The Cheat" record in the Strong Bad Email [[cheat talk]], one of the phrases is "The King of Town is so lame." The Cheat uses this phrase here when asked what he thinks of the King of Town.
*Homsar's "Pumpkin" joins Marzipan's vegetable chorus in an Easter egg in the 2004 Halloween toon: [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*A reference to this toon is made in [[Main Page 19]]: When you roll over Toons, Homestar says "Contestant number one, your name again is—Toons?" In this cartoon Homestar introduces Strong Sad the same way.
*Strong Bad says that he won the "good medal" in The Cheat's flash animation in [[strong badathlon]]
*In [[dangeresque 3]], when he and Homestar encounter [[Killingyouguy]], Strong Bad comments, "That guy is tall," which is what he says when he walks up to Strong Mad in this toon for his entry.
*In [[virus]], when he learns that his [[Compy 386]] is over and that [[the virus]] equals "very yes", Strong Bad cries, "That's not a good prize!"
*The Poopsmith would later don his Sleestak costume in [[TrogdorCon '97]].
*The Poopsmith's pumpkin would be seen again in [[Decomposing Pumpkins]].
*Homestar (Strong Bad) calls The King of Town "Of Town". Strong Bad would later call him this in [[Strong Badia the Free]].

== DVD Version ==
*The Homsar Easter egg is automatically enabled; no selecting required.
*[[Super Kingio Bros.]] is no longer accessible.
*To access the Marshie Easter egg, click down on the remote until the H*R logo lights up.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The crickets chirping is heard in the fade through black between the end of the toon and the scene with all the characters gathered around.
*You no longer have the opportunity to see who is dressed up as who at the end, like you can on the website.
*The Easter egg at the end with Homestar's dialogue with The Cheat is automatically enabled.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Great job on this one, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks; you too, Matt. All right, we're done! ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Remember during the loading screen on this you could click on the little pumpkin and change its facial features.

'''MIKE:''' That's right. All the Halloween cartoons used to have some little game you could play—

'''MATT:''' Right.

'''MIKE:''' —at the beginning during the, uh, loading screen.

'''MATT:''' 'Cause it took ''so long'' to load that cartoon.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah. So this cartoon, uh, we didn't know the ending of until after we'd made pretty much the whole cartoon. Yeah, except for the end—like we'd done all—H—Homestar judging all the pumpkins and then at the end we didn't know what was gonna happen or how it was gonna end and then we came up with it pretty much right before we made it and put it up, right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I like what we came up with.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it uh...

'''MIKE:''' You know, it's kind of the classic...

'''MATT:''' ...Three Stooges ending.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Wait, that doesn't explain anything! Yeah, it doesn't. Doodley-dee! Doo!

'''MIKE:''' So there's Strong Sad as, uh, Vyvyan—

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Vyvyan

'''MIKE:''' —from The Young Ones.

'''MATT:''' V-Y-V-V-Y-Y-vuh-V-V-N

'''MIKE:''' I remember not really understanding The Young Ones when Jeff {unclear} would watch them in 1986 or something—on the—late night on MTV or something.

'''MATT:''' You didn't get it when you were a kid?

'''MIKE:''' I knew that it was funny when the elephant, Matt you know, elephant head came out to dance.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' It was always fun. It was great when Madness would come on and play a song. {pause} King looks good as Mario.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, he's— oh, that was also another Easter egg. I don't know if that's on here.

'''MATT:''' Uh, yeah— the Super Kingio Brothers that you can't play.

'''MIKE:''' Where you can't jump high enough to jump over the first Goomba and just die.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Lots of people tried many time to jump over. ''{imitating people who didn't get the joke}'' "You can't, the game's broken, you can't do it." It's sort of a joke. Sort of.

'''MATT:''' Sort of. ''{pause until Homestar says "This guy's tall."}'' Those guy is tall.

'''MIKE:''' I like the look of this, uh, cartoon.

'''MATT:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' I think it's one of my favorite. I don't know, for some reason the, uh....

'''MATT:''' It was a new background—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that—

'''MATT:''' —the spooky sky, uh—

'''MIKE:''' —the black hills gradiating into the purple ground.

'''MATT:''' Gradiating.

'''MIKE:''' Gr—Gradienting?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, either one's probably a good—

'''MIKE:''' Fading?

'''MATT:''' —made up word. Uh, Coach Z looks very good as, uh, Kid.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' There's a couple of these pumpkins that don't physically work, I think. Where there's some chunks of things just floating.

'''MIKE:''' Just floating, yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that you'd have to have some string or wire involved in your carving.

'''MIKE:''' Ah, it's—

'''MATT:''' It's Ghost dog!

'''MIKE:''' —Easter egg Homsar. You know I haven't seen Ghost Dog since we saw it in the theater where our friend Matt had a razor blade in his pocket.

'''MATT:''' And cut his hand, like in half.

'''MIKE:''' Cut his hand halfway through the movie and didn't say anything, and we just get out of the movie and his hand's bleeding and he's like "Oh yeah, I had a razor blade in my pocket and I cut my hand. That's the kind of guy Matt is.

'''MATT:''' ''{both laughing}'' He's a great guy. That's a perfect story for Ghost Dog. ''{pause}'' Yeah, like that little chunk between, uh, the knees of, uh, Curves Ahead Lady.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Dangerous curves ahead.

'''MIKE:''' There's a thin— there's some thin wire holding that up, you just can't see it. Did he just call Home ''{catches himself}'', uh, Pom Pom his dog?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I think that might have been one of the first "my dog"'s

'''MIKE:''' You know, we were just talking about how we've been using "my dog" a lot recently.

'''MATT:''' This is where "witch's brew" is first coined as well, was it not?

'''MIKE:''' I think so. I think most of the Halloween cartoons— you know, Marzipan is Left Eye Lopez here and, uh, almost all of 'em ha— used to have like a dead rock star come.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, and I think someone thought—

'''MIKE:''' Kurt Cobain or Joey Ramone

'''MATT:''' —thought that—at first thought that Willie Nelson was a continuation of that, and then they're like "Wait, no, hang on! He's not— he's still around.

'''MIKE:''' But, yeah, my point was the last few years I don't think we've done the, uh, dead— I think we ran out of dead rock stars. We didn't want to do Jim Morrison—

'''MATT:''' Yeah

'''MIKE:''' —or John Lennon.

'''MATT:''' That's a dangerous looking pumpkin, Mike. It could do some serious damage. Sort of—

'''MIKE:''' Ter-Terry Funk and, uh, Cactus Jack could have fun with that in a hardcore wrestling match an have {incomprehensible}.

'''MATT:''' Speaking— And speaking of wrestling ''{pronounces the "t"}''—

'''MIKE:''' There you go, perfect segue.

'''MATT:''' —Captain Lou Albano, who somehow used to put—

'''MIKE:''' Old rubber bands in the face.

'''MATT:''' Somehow used to have rubber bands through his cheeks.

''{Mike laughs, then a pause}''

'''MIKE:''' That's some good fire right there. ''{Matt starts imitating the fire sound effects}'' Oh, and good fire noises. ''{condescendingly}'' Very good, Matt. Very— that's very impressive. You're so talented. ''{normally}'' Yeah, that's enough.

'''MATT:''' ''{stops the sound effects}'' Totally sounded like me going "HWAH". I was noticing in, uh, I think it was Sly Cooper 2 there's a sound effect that sounds like it's just a guy going "peow" or something. It doesn't happen very often but.... ''{trails off}'' The poor Cheat is, uh, scared of fire. Has that come back before? I can't remember if we're been consistent with that or not.

'''MIKE:''' Uhhh... I don't know, I don't think so. I fell like this is the only time. Maybe it's just fiery pumpkins.

'''MATT:''' Now ''{sounds like "Nah"}'' wait a minute! ''{pause}'' You can tell I'm gettin' a sore throat.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, late in the cartoon. ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Yeah ''{laughs}'' Strong Sad's  mask looks really squished there. Like a little too squished.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, sometimes that....

'''MATT:''' ''{gasps in mock surprise}'' I was proud of the unzipping of his costume there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah it looks good.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I thought it looked pretty smooth. ''{pause}'' No, wait—but Homestar I have so many more costions!

'''MIKE:''' Costions? Costume questions. That's short for "costume questions".

'''MATT:''' Thanks for saving me, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' No problem.

'''MATT:''' ''{along with the ending music}'' Ding!

'''MIKE:''' I'm absolutely gonna just sit here.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously, overlapping}'' Oh, everybody's gonna talk a lot. ''{pause}'' Well—well let's talk about something, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, did we not mention... whose costumes didn't we talk about?

'''MATT:''' We didn't really talk about the Sleestak.

'''MIKE:''' Sleestak. That's a Sleestak from Lost of the Land. ''{Matt laughs}'' Land of the Lost. Those things did used to creep me out.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I didn't—I would not watch it a lot because I was scared of them and hid.

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