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The Show

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 03 May 2024 03:31:41 GMT

68.37.43.131: Now available for the first time outside of his basement.

{{about-nothe|Homestar's game/political talk show}} {{for|Strong Bad Email|the show}}
[[Image:sbemail66.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"But it turned out I didn't die."]]

'''''The Show''''' is [[Homestar Runner]]'s supposed "game and political talk" show.

''The Show'' has many similarities to [[Game Show References|real game shows]]. The set is modeled much after those designed in the 1970s. In particular, the rounded rectangles, chasing lights, and orange shag carpet featured in the background suggest a reference to the ''{{w|Match Game}}'' prior to 1978. Homestar's mic is also similar to {{w|Gene Rayburn}}'s mic from the ''Match Game'' and {{w|Bob Barker}}'s original mic from ''{{w|The Price Is Right}}''. The game [[Pom Pom]] and [[The Poopsmith]] are playing in The Show's debut, [[the show]], bears resemblance to ''{{w|Hollywood Squares}}'', a popular game show originally airing in the late '60s.

==Features on ''The Show''==
''The Show'' features these segments:
*Share your "polictical" views.
*Recite a list (in the email "[[the show]]", Homestar reads the answers off the cards).
*Play a ''[[imdb:tt0138968|Hollywood Squares]]''-style game.
*Play the "games" or "guess the price" round.
*Speedstipe - predict the costume guesses in a lightning round.
*Answer questions in the "win big" category.
*Get someone to say something coherent.
*At the end of each episode, Homestar reminds the audience to "Chant Words Together".

==Some of the prizes (as seen in [[Main Page 19]])==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Prize !! Awarded by
|-
| The [[Blender]] || Answering a question with "E-mail"
|-
| The [[Ab-Abber 2000]] || Involving "Toons"
|-
| A [[gold]]en [[The Cheat]] statue || Involving "Downloads"
|-
| [[:Image:TripToHawaii.PNG|A trip to Hawaii]] || Winning the [[Games]] round
|-
| A chair with a hidden price || Winning the "Guess The Price" round
|-
| The [[Gremlin]] || Answering a question in the "Win Big" category
|}

==''The Show! Stupid Home Edition''==
[[Image:the show home editon.png|thumb|220px|From Boardelectrix!]]
'''''The Show: Stupid Home Edition''''' by [[Boardelectrix]], appeared in the email [[geddup noise]]. It is given to losing contestants as a "fine parting gift." The game, according to the front of the box, has these features:
*Choose to recite a list!
*Ask questions, demand answers
*Mostly play by oneself
*Few prizes!
{{clear}}

== ''The Show AM'' ==
[[Image:The show am.PNG|thumb|The Show AM]]
'''''The Show AM''''' debuted in "[[4 branches]]". Unlike ''The Show'', ''The Show AM'' is a morning/tabloid talk show (like ''[[Wikipedia:The View (U.S. TV series)|The View]]'' or ''[[Wikipedia:Maury (TV series)|Maury]]'') instead of a game show. It uses the same set and microphone as ''The Show''. The majority of ''The Show AM'''s audience is female, and the discussions range from fashion makeovers using simple items around the house (such as [[mustard]]) to angry confrontations among people in dysfunctional relationships.

Its title alludes to ''Match Game PM'', a syndicated spin-off of ''Match Game'' that aired weekly during a nighttime time slot (by contrast to its daytime version, which aired daily on CBS).

== ''The Punkin Show'' ==
[[Image:Punkin_Show.PNG|thumb|The Punkin Show]]
'''''The Punkin Show''''', first seen in the similarly titled [[Punkin Show]] toon, features Homestar judging various fan-submitted [[pumpkins]] with the help of his Ding Board. [[Paint daubs]] appear to be strictly prohibited, perhaps due to The Punkin Show's sponsorship by the Council Against Paint Daubs. Other promoters include [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], Scary Bubs' Concession Stand, and the [[Homestar Jr.]] [[burger]].
{{clear}}

== ''Name/Guess That Homestar Runner Halloween Costume Misinterpretation'' ==
[[Image:The Show Ween Edition.png|thumb|Name/Guess That ''{mumbles}'' Thing and the Stuff]]

'''''Name/Guess That Homestar Runner Halloween Costume Misinterpretation''''', seen in [[The Show: Ween Edition]], is a game show where contestants have to guess with precise accuracy how [[Homestar Runner]] will misinterpret their Halloween costumes in order to win prizes. The game includes a round where [[Bubs]] has to name a price much like The Price is Right, comes with a Speedstipe round, allows contestants to phone a lifeline much like in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and includes a Family Feud segment with [[The Brothers Strong]]. At the end, Homestar wins a massive novelty check for a hundo thou-thou dollhairs despite the fact that he is technically the host and not one of the contestants competing for prizes.

{{clear}}

== ''The Show: Fanstumes Edition'' ==
[[Image:the show fanstumes 2023.png|thumb|The Show: Fanstumes Edition]]
'''''[[The Show: Fanstumes Edition]]''''' is a special edition of The Show where Strong Bad once again mocks fans' Halloween costumes, except this time he does it from outside of [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|his basement]].
==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[the show]]
*[[Main Page 19]]
*Email [[animal]] (podium/background)
*Email [[geddup noise]]
*Email [[4 branches]] (''The Show AM'')
*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (mentioned)
*Email [[hremail 3184]]
*[[Punkin Show]]
*[[The Show: Ween Edition]]
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2023]]

[[Category:Indoor and Miscellaneous Places|Show, The]]
[[Category:TV Shows|Show, The]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Show]]

Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 03 May 2024 03:20:12 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Fun Facts */ "Cannot" is one word. One word. Not "can" and "not".

{{watchyoutube|NW0zvsFaFcE}}
[[File:BrainkriegsFieryRage.png|thumb|"But Troggie's got a fire that cannot be contained!"]]
{{aboutsong}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Trogdor's Fiery Rage}}

For the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP|Rulebook EP]], Brainkrieg plays a song about [[Trogdor!! The Board Game#Trogdor's Fiery Rage|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]]. Homestar wants to know if you won.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Sci-Fi Greg}}, {{Film|D n' D Greg}}, {{Film|Open Source Greg}}, {{Film|Japanese Culture Greg}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, [[Brainkrieg]], {{Film|Trogdor}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#School Stage|School Stage]]

'''Date:''' Friday, May 10, 2019

'''Running time:''' 2:47

==Transcript==
''{The four Gregs are standing around a table playing Trogdor!! The Board Game}''

'''D N' D GREG:''' And then the knight moves... ''{moving a knight meeple}'' west, north, north, east! ''{the knight ends on Trogdor's tile}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Oh no!

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' We've been hit by a knight with an empty trog-meter! ''{close-up on the empty meter}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' ''{throwing up his arms in despair}'' We lost the game!

'''D N' D GREG:''' Now just wait a minute gentlemen...

''{Reverse shot shows What's Her Face at the other end of the table}''

'''D N' D GREG:''' ...and the one lady we've found who will tolerate us.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{bows}'' S'right!

'''D N' D GREG:''' Trogdor has one more trick up his spikey wristband that he wears in my head-canon!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' What is it?

''{Zoom into D N' D Greg's chest as drums start. Cut to Brainkrieg performing onstage.}''

===Trogdor's Fiery Rage===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=600 | Lyrics !! Visuals
|-
| So you lost the game || Brainkrieg are on a stage.
|-
| Well that's really lame || Cut to closeup on the Brainkrieg guitarist.
|-
| But Troggie's got a fire || The top right corner of the speech bubble is on fire.
|-
| That cannot be contained! || Cut to the stage.
|-
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! || Cut to Trogdor walking over board tiles, breathing fire. The tiles are then burnt.
|-
| Draw five cards! Trogdor's Fiery Rage! Five movement cards! || Cut to the band.
|-
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! || Cut to a man with hairy legs stands on a scale printed with 'TROGDOR'S FIERY RAGE'. The dial moves from the left side to the right side.
|-
| Draw five cards! || Cut to five movement cards that appear one at a time, with the text 'draw 5 cards!' on the top of the screen.
|-
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! || Fire appears from the left side. The cards are burnt into ash.
|-
| He gets wraparound || Cut to a Trogdor board with a deck of cards, an empty Trog Meter, a knight, and a peasant. Trogdor moves three squares to the right, and then jumps to the leftside of the board. The cards he steps on are blackened.
|-
| Burns everything down || Cut to [[The Gregs|DnD Greg]] daydreaming about Trogdor wearing a spiky arm bracelet and burninating a house tile. The tile is flipped over to the 'burninated' side.
|-
| Just by touching it || Cut to Trogdor on a board with a two knights and a peasant. He moves right, right, up, and right, knocking over the pieces and turning the tiles black.
|-
| Except the archer lives || Cut to the guitarist next to the archers piece. The archers smile upon being told they live.
|-
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! Draw five cards! Trogdor's Fiery Rage! Five movement cards! || Cut to the band.
|-
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! Draw five cards! || Cut to Trogdor flying through the air.
|-
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! || Trogdor is now carrying all four Gregs, and wears a black spiked bracelet on his arm. He gives a thumbs up as he flies over the band.
|}

''{Cut back to the Gregs' and What's Her Face's game, where every piece has been burninated}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Trogdor's fiery rage was successful!!

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' I'm sure that success will extend into our social lives!

''{Everyone present is suddenly squashed by a deck of Brainkrieg playing cards}''

'''BRAINKRIEG:''' ''{spoken}'' Deck of cards! 
Jugga jigga wugga.

''{Blackout, which lasts for about sixteen seconds before pieces of the toon start playing glitchily at random}''

''{Sci-Fi Greg appears, unaccompanied by any other characters or props}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' We lost the ga{{--}}! ''{all but his left arm disappears}''

''{A tune plays as Brainkrieg's drummer appears briefly, then cut to meeples moving on their own on a blank page}''

'''D N' D GREG:''' ''{offscreen}'' West, south, south... ''{the background goes black and the meeples vanish one by one}''

''{A slow drum beat starts as Homestar Runner ducks in from the bottom}''

===Did You Win?===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{speaking in rhythm}'' 
Did you win? 
Did you win? 
I take it you were playing Trogdor!! The Board Game 
So did you win?

Was it a real close shave? 
Or did you win ''handily?'' 
Did you play it with some friends? 
Or peoples chosen ''randomly?''

Did you have a good time? 
Did you think it was worth the purchase price? 
I hope that you enjoyed yourself 
'Cause that would make me feel oh so nice

''{singing off-key}'' 
I know you can't see my face 
So you can tell how serious this is 
But I really want to know 
''{speaking}'' That's why I'm givin' you this game outcome quiz

Did you win? 
So, ''so,'' did you win? 
I heard you were playing Trogdor!! The Board Game 
And I just really want to know if you did

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*This is the first appearance of Brainkrieg since [[Decomposing Pumpkins]], about nine years and seven months prior.

===Goofs===
*The words "cannot be contained" is written as "can not".

===Inside References===
*Brainkrieg ends their song with a phrase beginning with D-E ("deck of cards"), followed by "jugga jigga wugga", as they did in [[death metal]].

==External Links==
{{extlinks|youtube=NW0zvsFaFcE}}

{{RulebookEP}}
{{KickstarterVideos}}

[[Category:Music Videos]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom

68.37.43.131 — Mon, 29 Apr 2024 01:33:28 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Real-World References */ Apparently, Pooyan is a real thing. Who knew?

[[File:roomisode 2 title screen.png|200px|thumb|Roomisode, too?]]
'''Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom''' is the direct sequel to [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]], taking place immediately after its ending scene. Unlike its standalone prequel, Roomisode 2 was only released as part of the [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] game bundle.

Like the first game, it is structured as a [[Videlectrix]] {{w|graphic adventure game}} in the style of those produced by [[LucasArts]] and [[Sierra|Sierra Entertainment]]. The player takes control of both [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Renaldo]], attempting to disarm a bomb in the [[Gremlin|Dangecaresque]]. Screenshots and other production information have been shared to the [[@StrongBadActual|@StrongBadActual Twitter]] and [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]] pages. Prior to its release, [[Strong Bad]] jokingly described the game as more of an "intersectionisode" than a "roomisode".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''

*{{Film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{Film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*Silhouetted figure that resembles [[Homeschool Winner]]
*Racoonolith
*Unnamed Motorist
*{{Film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]] and an Electrician

'''Date:''' Friday, August 11, 2023; first revealed October 5, 2017

==Gameplay==
{{see|Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Responses}}
''The Intersection of Doom & Boom'' is a {{w|Adventure game#Point-and-click adventure games|point-and-click adventure game}}. The player controls Dangeresque in the street intersection and Renaldo inside the Dangecaresque, and can interact with people and items by choosing to look at, manipulate, or talk to them. Dangeresque and Renaldo narrate the actions they take, for [[Fourth Wall Breaks|the benefit of the player]]. Puzzles frequently require completing several steps in sequence or combining multiple items.

===Winning the game===
[[File:Instagram Mondurday.jpg|thumb|Dangersque and Renaldo's smoldering remains, shown in a "Game Over" screen.]]
{{seemain|Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Walkthrough}}
To win the game, Dangeresque must defuse the bomb hidden in the engine of Dangecaresque. To do that, he must:
*Open the hood of the car.
*Calm down a panicking Renaldo.
*Stop traffic in the road to gain access to the maintenance hole in the street.
*Retrieve the Quickstart Guide from the sewer.
*Use the instructions on the guide to defuse the bomb.

===Losing the game===
*Walk into the street five times before stopping the green car.
*Try to Get/Use the bomb.
*Try to short out the bomb before cutting the wires.
*Cut the wires in an incorrect order.
*After cutting the first wire, fail to defuse the bomb quickly enough.

== Development ==
[[File:TwitterBeardoStrongSad.jpg|thumb|"Beardo subterranean Strong Sad", an earlier iteration of his electrician role]]
A second roomisode was noncommittally hinted at in [[Videlectrix#April 24, 2009-present|the April 24, 2009 Videlectrix website post]]. Soon after, [[homestarrunner.com]] went on an extended [[hiatus]]; no further updates were posted to the Videlectrix site.

On October 5, 2017, [[Strong Bad]] posted {{prs|916124616200019968|5|Oct|2017|alt=an animated scene}} from Roomisode 2 to [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]; the post was discussing Roomisode 1 and did not acknowledge this scene was from a different game. On September 23, 2018, in the wake of [[Telltale Games]]' closure, Strong Bad joined former TTG employees in reminiscing about working on [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]. As the conversation turned to [https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/telltale-and-videlectrix Videlectrix's feud with Telltale] that led to the release of Roomisode 1, a potential sequel was again mentioned. Strong Bad replied with {{prs|1043936012722933761|23|Sep|2018|alt=a brief description}} of the game, including the same animation from earlier. Later that day, he posted a {{prs|1043954507976192007|23|Sep|2018|alt=Twitter thread}} revealing more information about the game, including responses and graphics {{--}} Renaldo's presence as a secondary playable character was shared, as well as an underground scene featuring a bearded [[Strong Sad]]; the game's goal of defusing a bomb inside the Dangecaresque was also revealed. At this point, the game was still being referred to in past tense as a "never-finished" project.

In 2023, the game was revisited again on social media {{--}} though now the game was more actively referred to as "upcoming". Posts were made using the {{@|#|screenshotsaturday}} hashtag common among indie game developers, though as they were posted on differing days of the week many used humorous tags like "#ScreenshotMondurday" or "#ScreenshotThursdurday". Rather than a solo release, the game was officially announced as part of [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]], alongside an expanded {{prs|1460389521728618501|15|Nov|2021|alt=port of the first game to modern formats}} as well as {{prs|1649854745610158080|22|Apr|2023|alt=an additional third game}}.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A {{w|slow jam}} is a type of emotional or romantic song, typically taking the form of an {{w|Contemporary R&B|R&B ballad}} or downtempo {{w|Soul music|soul}} song.
*A "{{w|sniglet}}" is a term for a concept that does not have a specific word for it.
*{{w|Freon}} is a gas used in refrigerants, such as air conditioners.
*{{w|E. coli}} is a bacteria occasionally connected with {{w|foodborne illness}}.
===Remarks===
*One of Renaldo's nicknames is "The One-Man Two-Problem", a reference to [[Who Said What Now?|Coach Z's admission]] of having [[Coach Z's Problems|more than two problems]].
*Dangeresque's explanation for not repairing the busted tape by himself is that he [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|cannot wind up tape with boxing gloves]].
*Dangeresque says that his [[husky head|large head]] prevents him from wearing turtlenecks, but Strong Bad wore them in [[modeling]] and [[love poems]].
*The guy in the arcade resembles [[Homeschool Winner]].
*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Dangeresque says that interrogating inanimate objects isn't useful. In this game, he refers to inanimate objects as his "informants".

===Inside References===
[[File:TwitterThyDungeonmuskByDennis.jpeg|thumb|"You can't get [[ye flask]]... But you ''can'' get ye musk."]]
*The car radio is [[Total]]tronics brand, the same brand as [[The Brothers Strong]]'s [[The VCR#The Older VCR|older VCR]].
*The "slow jamz" tape plays an instrumental version of [[Tenerence Love]]'s "Sweaty, Overweight Jam" from [[love poems]].
**Two other songs played on the radio are [[Characters from Yonder Website]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
**The "Rock Spotty Party Mix" is the song that plays during the tower scene in [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]].
*A bag of fast food from [[Blubb-O's]] and a [[Melt Shake]] feature prominently in the plot. The toy is mentioned to be a Potato Nudule, one of the menu items mentioned in the [[Blubb-O's Commercial]].
*The Reesy Cup milkshake was one of the things Dangeresque had in his first movie, featured in the email [[dangeresque 3]].
*"Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]], seen previously in [[modeling]]. "Thy Dungeonmusk" refers to [[Thy Dungeonman]], featuring [[Ye Flask]] as a label and being attributed to [[Dennis]].
**"Raccoonolith" and "Supermitfluous" are also portmanteaus.
*Renaldo's explanation for not adjusting the mirror is that it is perfect for dropping smoke bombs and oil slicks. Dropping oil slicks was one of the car's features in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
*The Ola Toya fight was previously mentioned in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*If Dangeresque examines the Rock Spotty Party Mix, he recites his lines from [[stunt double]], and says he forgot he was on a different case.
*Drinking the sewer water will cause Dangeresque to transform into the [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals|monstrosity]] from [[animal]]. Renaldo recites the "do you know the times?" line, and Dangeresque will answer that he did.

===Real-World References===
[[File:TwitterRoomisode2.jpg|thumb|Responses shared to [[@StrongBadActual]], some of which did not appear in the final game.]]
*In a development screenshot demonstrating a response for talking to the trash can, Strong Bad references ''[[Sesame Street]]'' characters {{w|Oscar the Grouch}} (who lives in a trash can) and {{w|Mr. Hooper}}; also alluded to is a memorable episode of the show that dealt with the death of Mr. Hooper, produced when actor {{w|Will Lee}} passed away.
*Renaldo's worry of dying on the [[terlet]] is a reference to ''{{w|Lethal Weapon 2}}'' where Roger Murtaugh gets caught up in an assassination attempt involving a pressure-sensitive bomb set under his toilet.
*Dangeresque's explanation for not throwing anything down the drain is because of "clown murder joke... balloon", referencing {{w|It (character)|Pennywise the clown}} from ''{{w|It (novel)|It}}''.
*Dangeresque sings about a "city streetlight, born and raised in south Detrite" and asks if it is one of them "streetlight people", referencing the song "{{w|Don't Stop Believin'}}" by {{w|Journey (band)|Journey}}.
*''[[Rig Rug]]'' is a parody of the Namco arcade game ''{{w|Dig Dug}}''.
** The game having the ability to call Federal Government agents is a reference to the urban legend of the arcade game ''{{w|Polybius (urban legend)|Polybius}}'' which in some telling of the story was part of a government conspiracy to control people through lights and sounds.
*{{w|Pooyan}} is a 1982 game produced by Konami for arcades and the Atari 2600.
*"Wanton destruction is the pinnacle!" is a line from the "Hector & Kovitch: Basement" episode of [[Two More Eggs]].
*If Dangeresque places the air freshener on the green car's antenna, the music that plays, the antenna drooping, and the lines spoken by Dangeresque are an homage to the [[Peanuts]] special ''{{w|A Charlie Brown Christmas}}''.
*Dangeresque hopes that the sewers are C.H.U.D.-free since 1993, referencing the "'''C'''annibalistic '''H'''umanoid '''U'''nderground '''D'''wellers" from the 1984 horror movie ''{{w|C.H.U.D.}}''.
**C.H.U.D.s were also previously mentioned in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*One of the Game Over messages is "Undo Dog", a feature from [[Mario Paint]].

==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:TwitterRoomisode.gif|Dangeresque jumping into the trash can
File:InstagramStuntDoubleDeathTech.jpg|Doubling for Dangeresque
File:TwitterRenaldo.gif|GIF of Renaldo in the Dangecaresque
File:Twitter StrongSadConstruction.PNG|"You're talking two to three weeks just to get that approved!
</gallery>

==Social Media Posts==
*{{prs|916124616200019968|5|Oct|2017|full=1}}
*{{prs|1043936012722933761|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
*{{prs|1043954507976192007|23|Sep|2018|full=1}} (thread)
**{{prs|1043997199154188288|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
**{{prs|1044044385774686208|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
*{{prs|site=Instagram|CoVbGUVADIj|6|Feb|2023|full=1}}
*{{prs|1623699906375434242|9|Feb|2023|full=1}}
*{{prs|1649796800788692993|22|Apr|2023|full=1}}

{{Dangeresque|cat=Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate}}
{{VidelectrixGames}}

The Cheat Is Not Dead

68.37.43.131 — Thu, 25 Apr 2024 02:48:05 GMT

68.37.43.131: ♪ I hope I don't see Strong Bad's head severed, on a section stub tag, 'cause that would mean that he's dead! ♪

[[Image:The Cheat is not dead.PNG|thumb|300px|right|So glad The Cheat is not dead]]
[[File:The Cheat Is Not Dead sheet music.png|thumb|Sheet music]]
'''The Cheat Is Not Dead''' is a song that originated in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[caper]]. It was featured on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] and {{Decemberweenvent Calendar|day|17}}.

Strong Bad was inspired to sing the song after relating how he and [[The Cheat]] had a falling out when The Cheat botched a burglary of [[Homestar Runner]]'s newspaper jumble puzzles. He sang the song as an apology to The Cheat.

== Detailed Information ==
{{Track information|album = Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|track number = 19|length = 3 minutes and 2 seconds|artists = Strong Bad| written by = [[Matt Chapman]], [[Y-O-U|Mark Cobb, Peter Olson]] |style = [[Wikipedia:Gospel music|Gospel]]|origin = Extended version of the song from [[Strong Bad Email]] #68 [[caper]].}}

A preview of this song was made available on the [[Main Pages]] for a short time before the CD came out.

== Lyrics ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, man. Where did we go wrong? Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears. 
'''STRONG SAD:''' That WAS yesterday! 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' This one's for you.

''{singing}'' 
I got mad at The Cheat (Uh!) 
For screwin' up the Jumble caper (Uh!) 
I hope I don't see his name in the paper 
In the obituaries, cause that would mean he's dead 

The Cheat is not dead 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead 
The Cheat is not dead ('''STRONG SAD:''' Dead!) 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead 
The Cheat is not dead ('''STRONG MAD:''' Dead!) 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not- 
''{spoken}'' Just the claps! Just the claps! Uh! Uh! Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm. 
'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh sure, I got tons of rhythm! 
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh! Uh! All right guys, keep it rollin' for me. Keep it rollin! Come on!

''{singing}'' 
I cracked wise at The Cheat 
But in my defense he cracked wise at me first 
I hope he doesn't end up in a hearse 
At the cemetery, 'cause once again that would mean that he's dead

''{choir joins in}'' 
The Cheat is not dead 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead 
The Cheat is not dead (''{spoken}'' Whoa, where'd this choir come from?) 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead 
(''{choir harmonize}'')The Cheat is not dead (''{spoken}'' You guys sound great!) 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead 
The Cheat is not dead 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead 
The Cheat is not deeaaad 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead 
The Cheat is not deeeaad 
I'm so glad The Cheat is not deeeeeeeaaaaaaaa...d

Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
No The Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Ohhh, he's dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
No he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
I said The Cheat's not dead now! (Cheat is not dead!) 
No Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Let's call the store! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Collect the receipts! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Got the frozen food! (Cheat is not dead!) 
The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Well The Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
No, he's never been dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Said The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Whoaaa, dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
Whoa, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
No, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
No, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) 
No, The Cheat is not dead! 

Cheat is not dead!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
[[Image:sbemail68.PNG|thumb|The Jumble Caper]]
*There are a few differences between the first verse of this version of the song and the version heard in [[caper]]:
**In the email version, Strong Sad was standing to Strong Bad's left. Since he is heard from the left speaker, it suggests that the song's point of view is either the [[Compy 386]] or somewhere behind Strong Bad.
**In the email version, the slow keyboard music starts up once [[Strong Bad]] actually starts singing, and then switches over to the faster version once he gets to the chorus. In this version, the keyboard starts before Strong Bad has even started talking ("[[The Cheat]], man...") and switches over to the faster version when he starts singing.
**The timing of Strong Bad's first "Uh" is different, occurring closer to the word "Cheat". This is probably to go better with the use of the faster background music rather than the slow version.
**In the email, Strong Bad says "Ohhh" before the second time he says, "I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead."
**In the email version, Strong Mad yelled "Dead!" before Strong Sad. In this version, they are reversed.
**Strong Bad didn't say "Uh! Uh!" during the "just the claps" segment in the email.
**In the email, Strong Bad said, "Keep it rolling for me guys, keep it rolling." On the CD, he says, "All right guys, keep it rollin' for me."
* Until the end beginning of the second verse, the music is very similar to the email version.
* If the song is listened to in stereo, Strong Sad's voice comes through the left speaker, and Strong Mad's voice comes through the right one.
* During the "just the claps" part, the song from the email can be faintly heard playing in the background.

===Real-World References===
*This song is very similar to [[Wikipedia:Petula Clark|Petula Clark]]'s hit "[[Wikipedia:A Sign of the Times|A Sign of the Times]]".
**The ending lick is from "I Just Can't Turn You Loose" by [[Wikipedia:Otis Redding|Otis Redding]] and other R&B Songs. It was also used as intro music by [[Wikipedia:The Blues Brothers|the Blues Brothers]].
*This song may parody the song style of [[Wikipedia:Joe Cocker|Joe Cocker]], known for his gospel songs that start downbeat, followed by a choir randomly appearing, seeming to end, and then getting upbeat to the concluding scream at the end.

==See Also==
*[[Limozeen Live! - 27 Mar 2008]]

== External Links ==
*[[songwhip:strong-bad/the-cheat-is-not-dead|"The Cheat Is Not Dead" on Songwhip]]
{{nextlinks|sbemails/68-caper|old=sbemail68|action=Listen to the original version of the song in the|title=Strong Bad Email "caper"|noquotes=true}}
*[[OldHR:cheatnotdead.swf|Listen to a sample of the CD version]]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail-7-30-03.html The same sample mentioned above is available on this sbemail menu by clicking on CD]

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{{Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits}}

Hremail 7

68.37.43.131 — Tue, 16 Apr 2024 17:14:29 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Remarks */ One more for the history books.

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[[Image:EthicalAdvancementOfMelonade.png|thumb|"I am contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!"]]

In a retro styled [[Hremail]], Homestar shares the goodness of melonade, then explains to Strong Bad what the internet is all about.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Hremail Room]], [[Computer Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, May 4, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:51

'''Page title:''' Randy 400!!!

==Transcript==

''{Theme music begins to play as the words "homestarrunner.com presents HREMAIL #7" gradually grow larger on the screen. "copyright 2001" appears in the bottom right corner. Cuts to Homestar Runner in his [[Homestar Runner Evolution|fifth design]] doing a dance in time to the music's hi-hat beats, which soon ends.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hello everybody everybody! I'm Homestar Runner.

''{Scene changes to show Homestar Runner sitting behind a wooden desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Today's question goes like-a this-a...

''{Drumroll sounds, Homestar taps his shoes in anticipation.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Reading aloud.}'' Greetings Homestar Runner!

''{Zooms in on a piece of paper containing the email.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#FFF;color:#000">
Greetings Homestar Runner! 
Can you talk about some of your favorite drinks? 
~Johnny V. 
DeKalb, IL
</blockquote>

''{Reads "Johnny V." as "Johnny Vest in the Chest"}''

''{Scene changes back to the desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Of course I can talk about my fave-o drinks!

''{Cuts to an angle shot of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And as a national spokesmodel for the ''{logo appears in the corner of the screen}'' Ethical Advancement of Melonade, I am contractually unable to drink, ''{logo slides off-screen}'' talk about, or bathe in any other liquid!

''{Cuts back to desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Most folk think that melonade comes in but one flavor.

''{Zooms in on Homestar with desk top still visible.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But thanks to giant leaps in melonade technology, we can now choose from hundreds of flavor-encrusted varieties. Some of my favo flavors include:

''{Zooms in on the melonade can on the desk.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco Annihilation, ''{replaces the can with one labeled the same in fiesta lettering and a mushroom cloud over a taco}'' Athletic Berry Blast, ''{slides another can next to it}'' Butt 1 Flavor, ''{places a can with a picture of a discarded cigarette butt on it near Taco Annihilation}'' Quadruple Triple, ''{slides it in front of Taco Annihilation and Athletic Berry Blast}'' CostaLatte Froth, ''{places a can with a picture of a teacup on it on the far right}'' and Sizzlin' Bacon Guava Quench. ''{places a can with bacon and guava fruit in front of Quadruple Triple and Costa Latte Froth}''

''{Zooms out to show Homestar again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Or why not try the new line of powdered throat closers. ''{holds up a pink packet labeled Melonade Throat Closers}'' Apply directly to the esophagus!

''{Homestar Runner opens the packet and pours the powder into his mouth. He then begins to cough, his eyes growing increasingly smaller until his throat visibly tightens.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gasping}'' Huuuh{{--}} that's good stuff!

''{Scene switches to show Strong Bad and The Cheat walking as music plays in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing off-key}'' I have a face, and it ''{unintelligible}'', I'm Strong Bad, he's The Cheat and I'm Strong Bad...

''{Music stops as the two arrive at Homestar's desk where he's sitting unhappily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's going on here, crap for nose?

''{Zooms in on Homestar Runner.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hoarsely}'' Oh, hi, Strong Bad. ''{gradually improves}'' I'm in the middle of responding to a fan email.

''{Switches to Strong Bad, scratching his head in confusion.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A what-mail?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' An email, ''{zooms out to show everyone}'' like on the Internet!

'''STRONG BAD:''' A what-mail on the Inter-what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know, WWW, hyperlinks, AOL keywords, ''{the text "AOL Keyword> Macromedia Flash 5 Animation" appears at the bottom of the screen}'' and all that good stuff!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, your dumbness never ceases to amaze. I don't even know half the jibber you jabber these days!

''{Cuts to show Strong Sad waving his hand in the air.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, Homestar's right. Electronic mail ''{the screen goes black and hypnotic as he continues, his voice becoming increasingly echoed}'' is transmitted from one computer to another, via a web of computers connected to phone line{{--}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screen suddenly goes back to normal}'' Hush down, crap for mouth!

'''STRONG SAD:''' When you dial up, it sounds like this!

''{Strong Sad starts imitating modem [[Wikipedia:handshaking|handshaking]] noises. Scene cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat, then to Homestar Runner, who furrows his brow, then back to Strong Sad as he finishes. He slowly looks up. Then it cuts back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me get this straight. You guys are saying that my adoring fans could be sending me piles of what-mails right now, and I'm not getting them?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pronounces it slowly}'' Emails.

''{Switches to a closeup of Strong Bad's mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeemails? ''{his mouth begins to wobble as he tries pronouncing the word}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, you need an email address first. I can let you borrow strongbad@homestarrunner.com until you get your own domain.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, crap for ear. But my name at your name dot com sounds like a terrible email address. I'm sure I'll be able to figure out getting my own domain.

''{Zooms in on Strong Bad and The Cheat as they start walking to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat. Let's walk over here a few feet and steal Homestar's computer.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... that's my old one. It barely works. I'd be surprised if you could check more than forty emails on it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, you can't fool me. This thing's top of the line! It's got ''two'' contrast knobs! ''{grabs the [[Tandy 400]] out of the trash can}'' Let's go start answering fan mail in humorous fashion. Nobody's ever done that before!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for taking my garbage out, guys! Come back and do the dishes if you want!

''{The screen shifts quickly over to Strong Sad, where he's still standing.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Please, leave.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Awwwww... ''{walks off-screen sideways}''

''{Cuts back to a close-up of Homestar as music starts to play.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So there you have it, Johnny! I talked about some of my favo drinks ''{holds up the various Melonade cans}'' just like you asked. I'll tell you about my non-Melonade favorite drinks in March of 2003, when my contract expires ''{holds up some stapled papers labeled 'The "Deal"'}''. Now I have to go make me a sweet-bath.

''{Zooms out as Homestar Runner walks offscreen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' a-Gonna take a bath in some Melonade... oh it kinda stings my skin...

''{The words "The End" slide down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the 'D' at the end to watch Strong Bad's first encounter with the Tandy 400.
*:''{Strong Bad and The Cheat both look at the Tandy 400's blank screen.}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, are these green lines the emails from my fans or what?
*:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
*:''{zooms out to show the whole room.}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{waving arms frantically}'' I have to type something?? I thought this was a computer! ''{holding up his right arm}'' How am ''I'' supposed to type with{{--}}
*:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cuts him off, making exclamatory The Cheat noises}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah... smart thinking! Now go call Abdi and make him send me some fanmail!
*:''{The Cheat jumps off the stool and walks off.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Many athletes endorse a brand of sports drink, or other product, and are usually seen only with that product, as it is a contractual obligation of them to do so.
===Remarks===
*The [[Strong Bad Email]] backstory presented in this [[Hremail]] is an additive example of {{w|retroactive continuity}}.
**Several elements of this "new" history contradict previous sbemails, which showed Strong Bad using the Tandy or other computers before 2001; however it should be noted that [[History According to Strong Bad|Strong Bad's version of history]] may not always be accurate.
***[[50 emails]] shows Homestar having difficulty recognizing a computer, much less using it to properly respond to emails.
***[[no loafing]] features a scene in the year [[1987]], with Strong Bad already checking emails on the Tandy.
***[[lady...ing]] showed Strong Bad checking his first email, circa [[Marshmallow's Last Stand|early 2000]], from "Fabrosi" rather than [[Abdi Larue|"Abdi"]].
***[[candy product]] shows Strong Bad using the Tandy on {{w|Year 2000 problem|December 31, 1999}}. As this was a scene from a commercial for Strong Bad's [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], it could alternatively be a later-day recreation.
***[[looking old]] refers to Strong Bad's "eStrong Vague Online Investments" company from the late 1990s.
***[[the paper]] showed [[Li'l Strong Bad]] using a computer to print out a program he wrote, demonstrating he was familiar with computers as a child.
*Although this toon is designed as if it were set in 2001, characters use earlier designs (circa [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] from 2000):
**Homestar Runner appears [[Homestar Runner Evolution|in his fifth design, rather than his seventh]].
**Strong Bad is illustrated [[Strong Bad Evolution|with his fourth design instead of his sixth]]. His voice also sounds closer to its then-modern version than the heavier accent from 2001.
**The Cheat is drawn in [[The Cheat Evolution|his fourth design, not his sixth or seventh]].
**Strong Sad is in [[Strong Sad Evolution|his second design, not his fourth]].
*Homestar is said to have a contract forbidding him to "drink, talk about, or bathe in" any drink or liquid than Melonade until "March of 2003". This likely a reference to [[caper]] (released on March 31, 2003) where Homestar is seen holding a mug full of hot coffee.
**Prior to when this email was set, and therefore presumably prior to the contract being signed, 2000's [[Theme Song Video]] featured Homestar drinking a [[Cold One]].
**Homestar was mentioned to have [[Mountain Dew]] in [[techno]] (released on October 7, 2002), although he is not seen with it or drinking it.
**Homestar was also seen [[showering]] in water in [[Main Page 14]] (released mid-2001); if the contract was signed after said Main Page's release, or if the contract allowed for ''showering'' as being distinct from ''bathing'', Homestar did not violate its terms.
*The Athletic Berry Blast, Butt 1 Flavor, and Sizzlin' Bacon Guava Quench cans have no mention of being or containing Melonade on them.
*The Tandy appears to be on even though it isn't plugged in.
*Homestar's remark that Strong Bad checking "more than forty emails" would be unlikely refers to the fact that there were 40 [[Strong Bad Email#Tandy 400 Era|"Tandy Era" emails]].
**Although there were 40 individual Strong Bad Email toons in that era, only 38 of them showed emails being answered on the Tandy: [[the bird]] was answered using [[Pom Pom]]'s [[Pom Pilot]], and [[weird dream]] used [[Tangerine Dreams|The Cheat's computer]]
**If counting the toons that answered more than one email ([[spring cleaning]] and [[e-mail birds]]) and toons returning to the Tandy after its replacement ([[retirement]], [[greeting cards]]), Strong Bad did end up answering over 40 emails on the Tandy.

*Strong Bad refers to Homestar with the phrases "[[crap]] for ear" and "crap for nose" even though [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|he does not have a visible ear or nose]].
*In this email, Homestar has a lip-sync graphic for the [[Wikipedia:Voiceless labiodental fricative|'f' sound]], which his modern counterpart lacks.
*Clicking the contrast knobs on the [[Tandy 400]] has no effect.
**They can also be clicked through The Cheat's head in the Easter egg, but still have no effect.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar says, "Some of my favo flavors include:" The beginning of the sound clip is slightly cut off.
*The wrong [[font]] was used for the word "contrast" on the Tandy; it should be Tw Cen MT, but Arial was used instead.
*At the end, there is a small red mark beneath the 'D' in 'End'.

===Inside References===
*Homestar talks about [[Melonade]]. One of the flavors is [[smoking|Butt 1]].
*Strong Bad calling Homestar "Crap for Nose" and "Crap for Ear" is similar to when he refers to someone as "crap [[for brains]]".
*In the Easter egg, Strong Bad instructs The Cheat to call up [[Abdi LaRue]], the sender of [[some kinda robot|the first Strong Bad Email]].
*In the Easter egg, [[The Cheat]] apparently tells Strong Bad [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|how to type with boxing gloves on]].
*Strong Bad provides an explanation of why he never obtained his own domain name in [[April Fool 09]].
*Strong Bad's comments about answering emails from fans in humorous fashion mirrors [[email thunder]], where Homestar Runner states that he "answers emails from fans with humorous results".
*Homestar greets "everybody everybody", a reference to the [[Everybody Everybody#The song|intro song]].
*The fact that Homestar says "[[That's good stuff]]" even when he obviously seems to be in distress reflects a similar scene in [[environment]].
*This short uses a loading screen similar to that of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].

===Real-World References===
*The Melonade flavor ''Taco Annihilation'' could be a reference to the 1997 PC game [[Wikipedia:Total Annihilation|Total Annihilation]].
*Homestar's phrase "Apply directly to the esophagus" is a play on the slogan "Apply directly to the forehead" for the product [[Wikipedia:HeadOn|HeadOn]].
*When Homestar sings that he's going to take a Melonade bath, the melody he uses is the same as the Post "[[Wikipedia:Golden Crisp|Golden Crisp]]" Cereal jingle (i.e.: "Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp; it's got the crunch with punch!").

==External Links==
{{nextlinks|toons/hremail7|15304|old=hremail7}}

{{Hremail}}

[[Category:Hremail]]
[[Category:Shorts]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

68.37.43.131 — Mon, 08 Apr 2024 01:14:49 GMT

68.37.43.131: I'm putting some of my old project pages back on here in case anyone finds them useful. One day these tacos might either save someone's life or endanger the King of Town's.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
Dear Strong Bad,
 
 
How far can you jump?
 
 
Crapfully crapful,
 
Crap Incarnate
 
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="lappy email">
]WOAH! THE Crap Incarnate? So awesomely disgusting! Anyway, what do you mean how far I can jump? That's a vague question. It depends: Do I get a trampoline? Or a catapult? Or a cannon? Or am I just stuck on my two legs?

=Tacos=
[[File:Jumble.PNG|thumb]]
Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
==Appearances==
*Email [[50 Emails]] {{--}} One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s failed attempts at [[DELETED]] is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
*Email [[caper]] {{--}} The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] pays [[The Cheat]] in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who [[Coach Z]] apparently has a rivalry with.
**Homestar repeats this gag in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].
*Email [[pop-up]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad [[salad]], and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} When [[Bubs]] points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
*[[Hremail 7]] {{--}} One of the flavors of [[melonade]] is Taco Explosion.
*[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas, they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] (Triungulate version) {{--}} In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.

==See Also==
*[[Burgers]]
*[[Sandwiches]]

<nowiki>[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]</nowiki>

=Words Ending in -o=
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{--}} The most rare and beautiful bird is called the '''[[Yello Dello]]'''.
*[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] {{--}} Homestar calls Strong Bad "'''Strong-o Bad-o'''".
*Email [[lady fan]] {{--}} Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his '''[[Twees|buttweesimo]]'''.
*[[Punkin Stencils]] {{--}} Homestar calls [[The Jolly Dumple]] '''Tongue-o Drippo'''.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} The name of the fast food restaurant is called '''[[Blubb-O's]]'''.
*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is '''[[Ina-Pro-Pro]]'''.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The Homestar Runner's gulps as '''gulpo''' and '''gulpamundo'''.
*[[Fan Costumes 2017]] {{--}} Strong Bad claims that a grandmother likes to call her granson Little '''Protelzo''' on her candy flip-phone.
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that the [[King of Town]] dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a '''no-brain-o.'''
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] {{--}} '''Deflato-head''' Strong Bad and '''decapitato-head''' Strong Sad each sold separately.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] {{--}} Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is '''Provisional Accept-o''' and '''Roboto Accept-o'''.
*[[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] {{--}}
**On the page for day 3, Strong Bad's hands are labeled "'''Left-O'''" and "'''Right-O'''".
**Strong Bad refers to the calendar as '''Disappointo'''. Strong Sad remarks that he thought he was Disappointo.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] {{--}}
**The Wingzz Hutt offers '''Facemelto''' sauce.
** If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will '''fake-o solve-o''' The Chief's '''case-o''' first. The Chief replies that he loves queso.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]] {{--}} Talking to the Quickstart Guide, Dangeresque reminds it to float like '''Ms. Chlorino''' taught in the pool.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}}
**A generic error message is '''Loopto Rodoopto'''.
**The statue with two shields is named '''Homestarmero''' Duplicishield.
*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} Homestar Runner's check is notarized by someone named '''Name-O Sign-O'''.
*[[Front Facing]] {{-}} The bubble in the top right of the [[Main Page 3]] Easter egg says '''face-o fronto'''.

<nowiki>[[Category:Word running gags]]</nowiki>

=The King of Town's Health Problems=
{{nophoto}}
The [[King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] {{--}} The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
*[[Halloween Potion Ma-Jig]] {{--}} He and the [[Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
*Email [[more armies]] {{--}} The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
*[[Strong Badia the Free] {{--}} The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
*Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
*Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} When King [[Bubs]]gonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
*Email [[fan club]] {{--}} Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[whatsit]]. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] {{--}} When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
*[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] {{--}} His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.

<nowiki>[[Category:Food running gags]]</nowiki>

Free Country, USA

68.37.43.131 — Sat, 30 Mar 2024 18:49:01 GMT

68.37.43.131: Four guys playing roles as law enforcement in a town with fewer than twenty people in it does not a police state make.

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|+<big><big>'''Free Country, U.S.A.'''</big></big>
|-
| align=center colspan=2 |
{| border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 style="background:#f9f9f9;"
|-
| align=center | [[Image:FCUSAMaybe.PNG|125px|FCUSA from space... probably.]] FCUSA from space... probably.
|}
|-
| '''Language''' || [[Wikipedia:English language|English]]
|-
| '''Nominal Monarch''' || [[The King of Town]]
|-
| '''Population''' || [[Characters|21, at least]]
|-
| '''Currency''' || [[Wikipedia:United States Dollar|U.S. Dollar]] ([[Free Country, USA#Economics|probably]]) [[lackey|Pencil Shavings]] ([[Free Country, USA#Economics|sometimes]]) [[Quesos]] ([[Strong Badia]])
|}
'''Free Country, USA''' (also spelled without the comma, as well as by its abbreviation, '''FCUSA''') is where the [[Homestar Runner universe]] is centered. All of the [[:Category:Main Characters|main characters]] live, work, and play here.

==Geographical Features and Locations==
[[File:Modern The Field.png|thumb|The thriving hub that is Free Country, USA]]

Free Country, USA features a verdant [[The Field|field]] that typically serves as a central link between the various features of the landscape. At the center of the field itself is [[The Stick]], which functions as a landmark and a meeting place for [[Strong Bad]] and whomever he chooses to meet there. The edge of the field is lined with bushes. They represent the edge of Free Country. Probably also somewhere in or near the field is a stream with a picturesque [[The Stone Bridge|stone bridge]]. [[Date Nite|Once]], Strong Bad and [[Homestar Runner]] rocketed their [[USS Flirtini|cardboard submarine]] backwards along this stream, ending up in a large, open body of water. This may or may not be [[the pond]] Strong Bad and [[Coach Z]] (and possibly [[alternate universe|later]] [[Senor Cardgage]]) have been seen fishing in, or the sea; [[Marzipan]] once [[Homestar Presents: Presents|mentioned]] a location she referred to as "the wharfs", featuring crab traps and trapped baby seals. Rounding out the natural features are mountains (usually seen only from a distance). The foothills of these mountains are likely located in the nearby [[Spooky Woods|woods]], as they contain at least one [[cliff]]. There is also one "hot spot", [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]].

Specific locations in Free Country are treated with a certain ambiguity. Somewhere at the edge of the Field is [[the Athletic Field]]; logically, [[Coach Z's locker room]] is near the Athletic Field. (It is also possible that the [[Gymnasium]] that is occasionally seen is connected to the locker rooms as well; the exterior of the locker rooms appears to be part of a larger structure, as seen throughout [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].) The kickball field seen in [[Kick-a-Ball]] is probably near or in the athletic field due to the scoreboard there, as would the [[Race Track]]. Somewhere near the Athletic Field is [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Other locations include a building containing a [[The Classroom|classroom]], used for multiple purposes by most of the characters; [[the Office]] where many of the characters work; [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], a once-popular haunt for Homestar; and [[Club Technochocolate]], a club run by [[Pom Pom]], with [[The Cheat]] DJing, and [[Bubs]] bartending. The [[House Of The Brothers Strong|House of Strong]], where most [[Strong Bad Email]]s start (The Cheat is often spotted here as well), as well as [[Marzipan's house]], [[Homestar Runner's house]], and [[The King of Town's castle]], are some of the more notable residencies. The [[Gremlin]], an abandoned car, is occasionally featured, as is a [[The Brick Wall|brick wall]] reminiscent of the [[Peanuts]] specials, a fence, and the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] (the speaker for an odd fast-food chain called [[Blubb-O's]]).

The toon [[Summer Short Shorts]] features a sequence with Pom Pom that reveals that Bubs' Concession Stand, as well as a dense [[The Forest|forest]], is very near [[Strong Badia]]. A similar forest can be seen in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. However, the Pom Pom short depicts the forest and Bubs' with Strong Badia set in between them, whereas Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon shows Bubs' on the edge of the forest with no Strong Badia to be seen. This forest may or may not be the Spooky Woods that is usually seen at night in [[Halloween]]-themed episodes.

''[[Homestar Ruiner]]'' and ''[[Baddest of the Bands]]'' feature a map of Free Country, USA, but eschews any sense of proper geography, in favor of allowing the player to move the various landmarks around the landscape to their liking. In ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'', [[The King of Town]] eats Strong Bad's map, forcing him to write the names of locations in the spaces on the board for an old Maps and Minions game that was lying around in Strong Badia (in this game, locations are placed on the map by the game rather than by the player, but as Strong Bad is simply writing the names of locations on a board game, this is still not a proper map of Free Country, USA). Coincidentally, the King of Town was using his own copy of Maps and Minions Deluxe to coordinate his own forces, though his map was more advanced than Strong Bad's.

===Characters' Homes===

As with Free Country's locations, the homes of different characters do not exist in rigidly established locations. With the exception of Coach Z's locker room and The Cheat's home (which is also The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Grill|grill]] and therefore always near the King of Town's castle), none of the characters' homes have a clear geographical relation to each other. This ambiguity carries over into [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], in which Strong Bad adds locations to his map at his (or more accurately, the player's) own discretion.

Some clues exist concerning this, however. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Strong Bad (as Cableman Jorge) asks Marzipan to buy a "hundred-foot spool of coaxial cable" in an attempt to get free cable service; this would imply that Strong Bad's and Marzipan's houses are rather close to each other. In [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]], Strong Bad claims that The King of Town does not live in the castle, but in a "run down and creepy" "two bedroom job... next door" to him, although this was probably slanderous. Also, the similar designs of the exteriors of [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's]] and [[Homestar's House|Homestar's]] houses may be a hint that they were built from the same blueprints, as houses within a development often are. In the email [[unnatural]], a gigantic Bubs silhouette is seen walking from a silhouette of Strong Badia to The King of Town's castle, making it in several steps. This suggests that the castle is actually very close to Strong Badia.

==Flora and Fauna==

The flora of the land is somewhat sparse. Most of Free Country's ground is covered in evenly cut grass and long rows of large green bushes. Other types of shrubs and bushes make appearances from time to time; some bushes have been known to have [[Senor Cardgage]] inexplicably emerge from them. These shrubs and bushes are most likely coniferous, as they appear green in winter. Though trees are seldom seen in Free Country, they are usually presented as being [[Wikipedia:deciduous|deciduous]], evidenced by the barren branches seen during Free Country's autumn. Occasionally [[Wikipedia:conifer|evergreen]] trees have been shown (usually around [[Decemberween]]). Flowers are incredibly rare and have only been seen in a couple of cartoons.

Fauna is in even shorter supply. Save for the [[Sea Creatures#Fish|fish]] in the pond, a few [[Bugs|crickets]], [[bees]], [[birds]], flies, a number of bats, and at least one [[Gavin|cockroach]], plus the characters themselves, no other animal life has yet been seen in Free Country, USA. Marzipan has also heard wolves in [[origins]]. [[Trogdor]], a dragon, also appears in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].

The King of Town at one point had [[The King of Town's Sheep|sheep]]. Whether he still owns them or ate them all is open to debate. It was at one time rumored that a [[Multi-Function Dragon|dragon]] menaced the castle, but even if he really existed, a story line shows it being slain.

==Politics==
[[Image:The KoTs Castle Grand.PNG|thumb|150px|[[The King of Town's Castle]]]]
Free Country appears at first glance to be a [[Wikipedia:monarchy|monarchy]] since it is nominally ruled by [[The King of Town]]. However, since Free Country is a [[Wikipedia:municipality|municipality]] and not a kingdom, the King of Town would technically be a [[Wikipedia:lord|lord]]. However, the self-conferred sovereign's reign is not widely recognized by the populace, so Free Country could be considered to be in a state of [[Wikipedia:Anarchy|anarchy]], where there is no accepted centralized government but the members of the community co-exist with loosely established rules that maintain order.

To this end, Free Country can muster a meager police force consisting of [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Bubs]] to ensure that anyone engaged in [[Crimes committed by Strong Bad|criminal behavior]] have been [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|placed firmly]] in [[jail]] (a large [[Cardboard Boxes|cardboard box]]). Since there is no need for an army (nor a government to stand one up), Free Country has no official military. It is, however, home to the [[Homestarmy]], a meager militia that includes a [[Frank Bennedetto|popcorn machine]] and is led by Homestar Runner. The Homestarmy once attempted to conquer Strong Badia (see below), but appears to represent no cohesive political movement (other than expressing discontent stemming from "playing second fiddle to a two-bit [[wrestleman]] and his yellow dog"). The King of Town has occasionally expressed an intention to exercise actual power, going so far as to mobilize [[The Municipality|his own military force]] headed up by [[The Poopsmith]], as seen in [[disconnected]]. A more legitimate prison apparently exists, as [[Coach Z]] (and later [[Strong Sad]]) both end up incarcerated in the Free Country USA Penitentiary, according to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]].

Besides the King's castle (which would be the seat of government if the King's rule had any legitimacy), there is a different building containing a [[smoky office]] which has been used for various purposes, including a [[The Interview|newsroom]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|police station]], and a set for the ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' films.

The name and the currency used imply that this town is in the United States of America, and in [[trading cards]], Strong Bad makes reference to himself "here in the states" when addressing a Canadian writer. Yet any further details, regarding what state or town "Free Country" is in is never mentioned. They may have to pay [[taxes]], however, as evidenced by [[A Decemberween Pageant]] and [[Arcade Game]].

===Strong Badia===
[[Image:Strongbadia.png|thumb|150px|Strong Badia]]
[[Wikipedia:Enclave|Within Free Country's borders]], the territory of [[Strong Badia]] exists as an autonomous enclave. Strong Badia has a [[flag day|flag]], a [[Strong Badia National Anthem|national anthem]], and has even had to [[The Battle of Strong Badia|defend its autonomy]] from [[Homestarmy|outside aggression]], as seen in [[army]]. Although Strong Bad said that Strong Badia doesn't have/need an army, the local gang, [[On Point Kings]], have transformed from being a simple group of guys hanging around to a band of shady <strike>missionaries</strike> mercenaries that specialize in "black ops, brown ops, and the occasional beige op". Whether or not Strong Badia is a "real" country is open to debate, since the permanent population of Strong Badia is a [[tire]] and it's only the size of a backyard. A few email senders seem to call Free Country by this name, presumably because the characters talk about Strong Badia more often than Free Country. However, Strong Bad specifically addressed this issue in [[keep cool]], limiting the official borders of Strong Badia to the empty lot. It is described as "out beyond the dumpsters". However, no dumpsters are ever shown, so that doesn't help determine its location.

==Other Territories==
Mentioned from time to time (and seen only via the depicted map) are other territories outside Free Country. If the circuitous path of Homestar's [[In Search of the Yello Dello|journey]] to [[Potamia]] for [[The Yello Dello]] is to be believed, Free Country borders the territory of [[Far Off Lands]]. Very little, if anything, is known about these territories or their relation to Free Country, although [[Prance]] is known to make at least one [[Hairstyle Runner|Homestar Runner-related product]], and Dortugal is also mentioned.

According to the [[Old Characters Page|original Characters page]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Brothers Strong]] come from a land called Parts Unknown.

Strong Bad claims to have a secret family (surnamed Mudgeman) in a community named Broiter Grove. If there is any shred of truth to this supposition, it can be assumed this community is near Free Country, USA, as Strong Bad is clearly without a working car.

==Economics==
The economics of Free Country are as ambiguous as the locations and politics of the territory. The local currency is [[Wikipedia:Federal_Reserve_notes|U.S. dollars]], although this official currency is augmented by a strong barter system that allows trade of goods and services (further suggesting that the government has no central banking power); most local commerce occurs at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. Pencil shavings have been accepted by [[Bubs]] at least twice, in [[lackey]] and [[secret identity]]. Also, in an Easter egg in [[colonization]], Homestar declares that 'Dirty [[Diapers]]' were to no longer be considered legal tender. In the email [[flag day]], a coin is visible that resembles a quarter. It is the same color, appears to be the same size, and has a face and words on both sides of it as well as words on the top and bottom of the coin. The date on it would be on the wrong side, though. The face on this coin is Strong Bad's. This implies that it is Strong Badian money, which implies that Strong Badia is its own country. Strong Bad could be making this coin up because it has some of the words of the song he is currently singing printed on it. There was also a coin with a head of [[Trogdor]] on one side and his tail on another, seen in [[Kick-a-Ball]]. This somewhat suggests that Trogdor has his own type of currency, or the coin was made only for sporting events like kickball. It seems that there is some crabbing industry, as there are crab traps at the wharf (which often claim baby seals), even though this supposed wharf has never been seen, and its existence is doubted by Strong Bad in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].

Bubs' Concession Stand is known to accept these forms of currency:
*Cash
*Money
*[[Cash Money]]
*Pencil Shavings (added to the sign by The Cheat)
*[[Quesos]] (Strong Badian currency)
*First Born Children
*Arms/Legs
[[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|thumb|150px|Bubs' Concession Stand]]

It is also unclear as to how rent or mortgages on the houses owned by Free Country residents is paid. [[Strong Bad]] mentions in [[colonization]] that he had to give [[Bubs]] his first and last month's rent deposits, but other than that, no other characters have mentioned how or when they pay rent.

===Employment===
:''Main article: [[Occupations]]''
Bubs works at his stand as a general fix-it man. He has also been seen as a mechanical worker at [[the office]], and as a bartender at [[Club Technochocolate]]. [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Pom Pom]] work in some kind of an office, at least occasionally. Homestar also hosts [[The Show]]. [[Strong Bad]], in addition, had a "part, part, part, part, very part time job" as a giant [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in [[part-time job]]. He quit that job, however, when he realized that he needed to rush back to Marzipan's house to finish his [[Strong Bad Email|email]] before the [[Lappy 486]] lost its battery charge, though it seems he was re-hired for the job in [[On Break]]. [[Strong Mad]] appears to work as a bouncer at [[Club Technochocolate]]. [[Coach Z]] is presumably some kind of a coach and a gym class teacher; he has also been seen working as a custodian at the office and as a [[Drive-Thru Whale|mascot]] for [[Blubb-O's]] restaurant. [[The King of Town]] employs [[The Poopsmith]] for reasons he does not care to disclose as well as a [[That Little Chef Guy|chef]], a [[The Blacksmith|blacksmith]], a [[The Hornblower|hornblower]], a [[The Cleric|cleric]], and a [[The Knight|knight]]. Marzipan, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are in a band named [[Cool Tapes]], which tours and sells "steven inches" for [[pi]] dollars. Marzipan additionally runs a kindergarten class which includes Homestar, [[Homsar]] and Strong Mad. [[Senor Cardgage]] has had several shady jobs, such as a [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage|mortgage]] seller, operator of Shady Daycares, and lastly, with a somewhat stable job as an usher at the local [[The Movie Theater|theater]]. There is likely a Board of Health in FCUSA, as evidenced in [[Donut Unto Others]], where Strong Bad works as a health inspector. It has not been revealed whether the remaining characters have jobs.

==Free Country Through Time==

In addition to its current, contemporary depiction, Free Country has been shown in the past and possibly in the future.
[[Image:1936field.png|thumb|150px|The Factory/Circus District]]

===Old-Timey Free Country===

In the [[Old-Timey|1930s]], Free Country (known back then as the Factory/Circus District) was characterized by dirt roads, picket fences, carnival tents, antiquated Industrial Revolution-era factories, and even a [[Cholera Acres Cemetary|graveyard]], only the latter of which may have survived the passage of time. As with the rest of the USA during this time period, Free Country was [[Wikipedia:Great Depression|economically depressed]], with the population being forced to subsist on dry meal, water soup, and parsnips. Commerce, such as it was, was located at a [[Parsnip Depot|dilapidated depot]].

There was a growing, through sponsorship funds, radio station (name still unknown) which had a drama{{--}} "The Fish Was Delish Progrum", in which [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] was already building up his showman career.

Though there is some debate as to whether or not Free Country was still under [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|prohibition]] during this time period, some residents enjoyed the occasional nip of [[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|hooch]] regardless.

[[Image:Freepetrydishusa.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Home to a bunch of plucky parameciums]]

===[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation|Free Petry Dish, USA]]===
In the email [[high school]], Strong Bad claims that the entirety of Free Country, USA was, in the past, merely on a petri dish, with all its inhabitants being single-cell organisms. However, considering his purported "unphotographic memory", it's unlikely that such a place ever truly existed.
[[Image:planetk.png|thumb|150px|20X6 Free Country]]

===Futuristic Free Country?===
In the futuristic year [[20X6]], Free Country may or may not be one and the same as [[Planet K]], which looks much like the current Free Country. If so, Free Country will grow to feature significantly more architecture to the extent of having a full city (a quality the territory currently lacks). Nothing is yet known about the economic or political state of this ultramodern version of Free Country, though there is a significantly higher frequency of fights and challenges faced by its residents, which include various [[robots]]. They appear to be located in the same region, however, as Strong Bad buries a time capsule that is later discovered by Stinkoman.

==Estimated Real-World Location==
Free Country, USA can reasonably be considered to be in the United States of America {{--}} beyond its name, maps or globes show the shape of the United States; characters speak with American accents, type and write with American spelling, celebrate many American [[holidays]], and make references to elements of American history (such as its [[presidents]]) and pop culture. However, an actual concrete location is left undetermined. FCUSA's location is rarely elaborated on, and often in an ambiguous or even contradictory manner (similar to {{w|Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield}} from ''[[The Simpsons]]'') to give it an "{{w|Placeholder name#Geographical locations|Anytown, USA}}" feeling. It can be assumed that FCUSA is at least partially inspired by [[The Brothers Chaps]]' real-world hometown of [[Georgia]], as several references indicate a general eastern USA setting.

===Geographic Indications===
*In the email [[radio]], the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] radio station's call letters are given as [[Radio Stations and Shows|WSBD]], as are "Numbitty 902's" WA3D FM. {{w|Call signs in the United States|American call signs}} beginning with "W" indicate a station east of the {{w|Mississippi River}}.
*Heavy winter snow, often seen during [[Decemberween]], may indicate a northern latitude or high altitude.
*In the email [[keep cool]], the temperature rises to 98°F in the summer.
*In [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], Marzipan mentions baby seals and crab traps at the wharf, suggesting that Free Country is near the ocean coast or a large salt-water body.
*In [[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Tapes]] did a midwest tour, indicating that they may be from around there.

===Map Locations===
Maps, globes, or zoomed-out views of Earth provide a vague hint of where FCUSA is.
*In the [[Theme Song Video]], where Homestar runs around the planet, a star appears on a United States map approximately near northern {{w|Nebraska}}.
**In [[8-Bit Is Enough]], the camera zooms out to what looks like the map from the [[Theme Song Video]], and a large explosion resonates from the center of the map, similar to the star in the Theme Song Video.
*In [[Main Page 11]], [[Downloads]] shows a weather map of the eastern region of the United States.

===Cultural Elements===
[[The Brothers Chaps]] themselves live in {{w|Atlanta}}, [[Georgia]].
*In the email [[anything]], Homestar calls [[Mountain Dew]] "soda", a {{w|Names for soft drinks in the United States|regional term for soft drinks}} more commonly used in the northeast and in various western or midwestern states.
*In [[colonization]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Bubs]] share food from {{w|Hardee's}}, a [https://locations.hardees.com/ midwestern/eastern USA] restaurant chain known as {{w|Carl's Jr.}} in [https://locations.carlsjr.com/ several western states].

===Negative Hints===
Occasionally characters will refer to states in a way that suggests some distance from their home state.
*In [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]], Homestar claims he does ''not'' live in {{w|Texas}}.
*At the end of [[Where the Crap Are We?]], Homestar thinks he and Strong Bad are in {{w|Massachusetts}}.
*In [[On Break]], Homestar sings to the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] freshmen that they must share a bathroom with a student from {{w|Alabama}}.

== Trivia ==
*The [[Strong Bad Email]] [[flashback]] marked the first time that a character actually said the name "Free Country, USA" in a toon. Several characters have said the name "Free Country, USA" since.
*The Brothers Chaps had used the term "Free Country, USA" prior to, and independently of, Homestar Runner.
**[https://web.archive.org/web/19981202010123/http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu:80/~machapma/ The 1998 website] for [[Matt Chapman]]'s {{w|Florida State University|FSU}} thesis film ''Perchance'' bears a copyright of "free country USA".
**The 2000 movie ''{{w|George Washington (film)|George Washington}}'', which the brothers [[The Brothers Chaps' Other Projects#Film|contributed to]], opens with the title card "Free Country U.S.A. presents..."
**The [[Where My Hat Is At?]] [[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] refers to a "Free Country, USA" website created by [[Mike Chapman]], hosting the book prior to the creation of [[homestarrunner.com]].

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Front Facing

68.37.43.131 — Mon, 19 Feb 2024 04:45:56 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Inside References */ Picked the wrong toon, I did.

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[[File:The Name of This Cartoon Would Ruin It Screenshot.png|200px|thumb|"My horror! The eyes!"]]
Strong Bad and The Cheat are planning to sell snowballs, only to find Homestar trying something new.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, Wenda and Bramby (Easter egg), [[Tofu Homestar]] (YouTube version), The Cobblestone Kid (YouTube version)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[The Beach]] (Easter egg), [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Tuesday, February 13, 2024

'''Running Time:''' 3:10 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 4:06 (YouTube, complete with Easter eggs)

'''Page Title:''' Take the Pool By the Horns!

==Transcript==

''{Open on Strong Bad and The Cheat walking in silhouette. "The Name Of This Cartoon Would Ruin It" fades in before the camera cuts in closer. The Cheat is carrying a bucket of snowballs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're not selling snowballs, The Cheat. We're selling destiny! A shot at the bigger times!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Dismissive The Cheat noises}''

''{They approach Homestar, who is facing the camera with his eyes and underbite perfectly aligned. He speaks in a slightly nasally voice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hey, Strong Bad, how's the day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah! Noobit... what-n-nuh... Uh-uh. Explain!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, this? I'm just practicing my front-facing.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' Practicing your... f-ront...?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Front-facing, yeah! You get to do it all the time.

''{Strong Bad turns to smile at the camera with a "Ding!" sound effect before turning to Homestar again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But now it's MY time to shine! Shine like a dime in the buff.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disturbed}'' Okay... I guess... but, why do you sound kinda different?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cuz I'm Front-Facing Homestar. You wouldn't expect Wenda to sound like Bramby, would you? So why would Front-Facing Homestar sound like Regular Homestar?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who the crap are Wenda and Bramby?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Friends of mine. But, now that I think about it, they actually sound... pretty much the same, so it was a terrible example. But the point stands!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, can you believe this nonsense?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Excited The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, YOU want to try it?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Triumphant The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, give it a shot, The Cheat!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Turns left, making a The Cheat noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nope.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Turns right, making a The Cheat noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Missed it.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Turns left, making a more frustrated The Cheat noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Almost.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Turns right, making another frustrated The Cheat noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Slow down.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Overlapping} {Alternates faster with angry The Cheat noises before jumping and facing away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey hey, Back-Facing The Cheat!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, I'm done with this. ''{The Cheat walks off}'' Can I talk to Left-Facing Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Alright, hold on: Zambledom, zumbledom, turtleneck stew!

''{Homestar jumps and spins as a purple swirl surrounds him, facing left after he lands}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boodaling! Here I am.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap was that?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I have to do a spell!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groans}'' Listen. You're acting dumb enough that you just might fall for this. I got a business proposition for ya's!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you wanna talk to Right-Facing Homestar, but he's not around.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dare I speak to... Back-Facing Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, sure. ''{singsong}'' But you know what that means...

''{Homestar turns away as music starts. A pair of buttocks bulges through his shirt as he moves.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Every single butt dance! All of them at once! ''{Poses with the butt visible with the sound of rubber bouncing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screams}'' My horror! The eyes! Er, wait, I mean... Back to Front-Facing. FRONT-FACING!

''{Homestar faces frontwards again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hi again.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wanna buy a snowball to the face? Three for a dolla'! And there's a chance that one has five doll ''{quietly} hairs'' inside.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Bad. Left- and maybe Right-Facing Homestar might fall for such pedestrian shenanigans, but not me. I'm facing life head-on! I'm taking the pool by the horns!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure you're smarter than those other-facing Homestars?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah. I've even got a way to goose your money-making scam.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leans in}'' Oh yeah?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quietly} Whisper-vesper...''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly} Say once...''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quietly} Mumble-murmur...''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly} Tell twice...''

''{Fade to black.}''

''{Fade in to Strong Sad with the snowball bucket (which now has "Not the scam!" written on it) and Pom Pom. Strong Sad is throwing and catching a snowball in one hand.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm not selling snowballs, I'm selling destiny!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And if you buy enough, ''{points, dropping the snowball}'' you too can become an official snowballstiny reseller!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

''{A wad of cash emerges from his chest, hitting Strong Sad in the face}''

''{Camera pans to Strong Bad sitting on a pile of cash with "Snowballstiny industries HQ" written on a cardboard sign in front of it. Front-Facing Homestar is holding a coffee cup labelled "Hot Jones".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' I never thought I'd say this, but thanks, Front-Facing Homestar! ''{holds up a Hot Jones cup}'' Cheers to ya.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's beans in your eye. ''{splashes coffee on his face before sputtering and spitting}'' Still haven't figured out how to drink with this thing on. I'm getting... pretty thirsty.

''{Cut to silhouette as the title "Front-Facing Homestar" appears}''

''{Fade out.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on Homestar to see Front-Facing Homestar invade [[Main Page 3]].
:''{cursor moves over the Toons button}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Toons!
:''{Front-Facing Homestar's head makes a steamboat noise appearing from the background, then crashes into the beach as regular Homestar and the cursor escape the havoc that the head is about to wreak. The top of the coconut palm tree snaps off, the head hits the borders, and the 'face-o fronto' bubble dangles from the page's borders.}''
*At the end, click on Strong Bad to see Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement of the Brothers Strong.
:''{The Cheat, still facing backwards, is standing on the couch and crying}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know! I don't know how to turn you back! Uh... what was that spell? Jumble... grumble... humble pie... make this Cheat turn back to his side!
:''{The Cheat jumps and spins, surrounded by a purple swirl}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Boodaling!
:''{The Cheat faces frontwards, in a similar uncanny fashion to Homestar}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{grins and raises his arms and makes a delayed, ascending The Cheat noise}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aah!
*At the end, click on the word "Homestar" to see a scene of Homestar in The Field.
:''{Two snowmen with crudely-drawn cardboard heads are visible. The left has a "B" engraved in its torso, the right a "W". Homestar peeks from behind each and moves their face to make them "talk" in a gruff voice.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the left snowman}'' Hey, Wenda. How's the day?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the right snowman}'' I'm Bramby, remember? We're just borrowing each other's shirts!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Wenda}'' Oh right. I can hardly tell me apart.
*At the end, click on the dash between "Front" and "Facing" to see Homestar applying some stickers to a piece of paper.
:''{There is already a sticker of [[Anew App]] that reads "So Hoppy Together!" and a sticker of Strong Sad's paunch on the paper.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{adding a sticker of a dime with a prominent buttocks holding a towel behind it}'' Shine like a dime in the buff!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{adding a picture of a longhorn bull-shaped pool float}'' I'm takin' the pool by the horns!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Homestar's plan to trick people into becoming resellers is called a {{w|multi-level marketing}} scheme.

===Trivia===
*The toon has three different official names: "The Name of This Cartoon Would Ruin It" on the title card and the YouTube video, "Front Facing" on the TV Time Toons Menu, and "Front-Facing Homestar" on the end card.

===Remarks===
*Homestar was previously seen from the front in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Old Intro 2]], and [[Theme Song Video]], all from the site's early days.
*After the front-facing Homestar head destroys the border in the Main Page 3 Easter egg, the [[First Time Here?]] button becomes interactive. However, clicking it does nothing.

===Inside References===
*Back-Facing Homestar does the [[Buttdance]].
*Strong Bad and Homestar drink/attempt to drink [[Hot Jones]].
*In the Easter egg, the "[[Paunch]] it up!" sticker was seen in [[dictionary]], while the Anew App sticker comes from [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]].
*Homestar's confusion over who is Wenda and who is Bramby is an extension of his [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's relationship|difficulty to recognize his identity]].
*"Dollhairs" instead of dollars was written on the giant novelty check in [[The Show: Ween Edition]].
*Homestar's lines "a dime in the buff" and "taking the pool by the horns" are [[malapropisms]].
*Strong Bad yelling, "My horror! The eyes!" is an example of [[jumbled words]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's mention of "doll-hairs" is a reference to the episode "Time Tunnel" from the 1990s [[Nickelodeon]] show ''{{w|The Adventures of Pete & Pete}}'', where Bill Korn bets Teddy Forzman one dollar that he won't go on a mechanical horse kiddie ride. When Teddy rides it and demands his winnings, Bill claims that he actually said "doll-hair".

==YouTube Version==
[[File:YT_Autoplay_-_Tofu_Homestar_Unaired_Pilot.png|thumb|A protein-packed adventure!]]
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Strong Bad and The Cheat come across Homestar doing something truly terrifying in the snow. Befuddlement ensues."
*At the end of the toon, a [[Fake YouTube End Screens|fake autoplay screen]] is displayed. It says "Up next: Tofu Homestar and the Cobblestone Kid (unaired pilot)". Tofu Homestar stands on a cobblestone path next to a kid in a {{w|Jughead}} hat holding a leg of [[ham]]. The Easter eggs then play automatically.

==External Links==
{{nextlinks|{{HR||Front-Facing|}}|swf=media/pages/toons/frontfacing/3cb69afe33-1707864277/frontfacing_final_flash2|youtube=2-QQpL1YjeU}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 16 Feb 2024 01:53:50 GMT

68.37.43.131: I'm not sure I like this new "troll the viewers" tone that Homestar Runner is taking.

[[Image:Homstarvs.PNG|thumb|"Man, man, we should start putting those Homestar Vs. Homestar fights on [[pay-per-view]]."]]

According to [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]] seems to have an "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]". As a result, Homestar will frequently become confused and [[Identity Confusion|forget who he is]]. He then '''interacts with himself as though he is a different and separate person'''. This includes talking to himself, looking for himself, writing notes to remind himself who he is, insulting himself, and even fighting himself. When he's speaking as [[Cardboard Marzipan]], she seems smarter than Homestar and mentions things that Homestar himself wouldn't be expected to think of, at least consciously.

==Appearances==
*Email [[the show]] {{--}} One of Homestar's cards reads "homestar = you".
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] {{--}} Homestar asks himself what he's doing, and then replies to himself.
*[[Strong Bad's Character Video]] {{--}} Homestar forgets that he isn't the wooden cutout. This alters his plans for a high five from [[Strong Bad]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] {{--}} Homestar does extremely poor imitations of various characters on the switched tape, including himself.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] {{--}} Homestar asks [[Pom Pom]] whom he's working with when the two search for [[The Poopsmith]]. When Pom Pom replies, Homestar remarks that "Homestar Runner" sounds like a "no-goodnik".
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] {{--}} Homestar attempts to help himself out by employing the skills he acquired in health class. He addresses himself as "sir or madam" and asks himself if he needs "medical resistance".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] {{--}} Homestar nicknames himself "Boyfriend [[Dan]]", but instantly forgets he has done so, ultimately ending up inadvertently threatening his self-instated alter-ego.
*Email [[garage sale]] {{--}} Homestar advertises himself for sale, then offers to buy one of himself, and then turns around and offers to [[I'll Take Twelve|buy twelve]].
*[[Trogdor Con '97]] {{--}} Homestar dresses up as himself for the con.
*[[Weclome Back]] {{--}} Homestar berates the person who slept through June and the person who forgot to bring the [[doughnuts]], unaware that he was, in fact, said person.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] {{--}} In an [[Easter egg]], Homestar accuses himself of stealing the [[Lappy 486]], saying that he's got the history and the motives.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] {{--}} Homestar talks to and refers to himself as "[[Douglas|Doug]]" while revealing his plan to capture [[Halloween]] night.
*Email [[4 branches]] {{--}} Homestar has himself on his own [[The Show#The Show AM|"You're a bad boyfriend" talk show]].
*Email [[looking old]] {{--}} Homestar addresses [[Homsar]] as "Homestar".
*Email [[strong badathlon]] {{--}} Homestar is the reigning champion in the "Greco-Roman Homestar [[Crud]]-Out-of-Beating", as demonstrated when he taunts, punches and slaps himself.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} Homestar himself is initially fooled by Strong Bad's Homestar disguise, but after Marzipan tells Strong Bad that she sees through his disguise, Homestar says he agrees while still calling Strong Bad "Homestar".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} After Homestar selects himself for the draft, he switches back and forth between trying to dodge it and trying to coerce himself into it, as though he's two different people.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] {{--}} Homestar compliments himself on his own costume ([[What are you supposed to be?|while getting the costume wrong]]), and then corrects himself (incorrectly).
*[[Hremail 62]] {{--}} Homestar, in [[silhouette]], introduces himself. After the lights come on, he thanks "silhouette" for the introduction.
*[[Hremail 2000]] {{--}} Just as in Hremail 62, Homestar introduces himself and then thanks "shadow Homestar". He then says "We'll do battle later." One Easter egg actually has him [[Duplicate Characters|fight against Shadow Homestar]] in a [[Mortal Kombat]] parody.
*[[Best Caper Ever]] {{--}} When calling for help, one person Homestar calls for is "Homestar".
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] {{--}} Homestar's opening line is "If there are two things I know about the Homestar Runner, it's that everybody loves the him and he's a terrific athlete".
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] {{--}} Homestar says to himself that he seems "distraught" as a setup for quoting Crispin Glover's David Letterman interview.
*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar gets into an argument with himself and later compliments his own costume again.
*Email [[sbemail 206]] {{--}} Homestar claims his reflection is his "twin brother '[[Chauncey]]'".
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser]] {{--}} Homestar addresses himself before yet again complimenting his own costume.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] {{--}} Homestar once again compliments his own costume erroneously. He then turns around to correct himself (this time correctly identifying his costume), claiming to be "right-say Homestar" as opposed to "wrong-say Homestar".
*[[Action Cool News-oween Report‎]] {{--}} Homestar is featured as a "Concerned Citizen" protesting a Halloween decoration that resembles, and talks like, the [[Jibblies Painting]]. Then, he (wearing a mustache) is identified as the "Unconcerned Citizen" who put it up in the first place, and defends his decision to have done so. The first Homestar appears to reply to a comment the second Homestar makes.
*[[Front Facing]] {{--}} Homestar claims that his entire personality changes depending on which direction he is facing. He also play-acts as two cardboard-headed snowmen named Bramby and Wenda, but forgets which is which while in character. He admits he has difficulty telling himself apart.
==See Also==
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Duplicate Characters]]

[[Category:Homestar Runner Relationships]]

Front Facing

68.37.43.131 — Thu, 15 Feb 2024 02:01:44 GMT

68.37.43.131: It's not just a weird cartoon, it's a cartoon that mocks weird elements of a cartoon.

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[[File:The Name of This Cartoon Would Ruin It Screenshot.png|200px|thumb|"The eyes! My horror!"]]
Strong Bad and The Cheat are planning to sell snowballs, only to find Homestar trying something new.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, Wenda and Brambi (Easter egg), [[Anew App]] (Easter egg), [[Tofu Homestar]] (YouTube version), The Cobblestone Kid (YouTube version)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[The Beach]] (Easter egg), [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Tuesday, February 13, 2024

'''Running Time:''' 3:10 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 4:06 (YouTube, complete with Easter eggs)

'''Page Title:''' Take the Pool By the Horns!

==Transcript==

''{Open on Strong Bad and The Cheat walking in silhouette. "The Name Of This Cartoon Would Ruin It" fades in before the camera cuts in closer. The Cheat is carrying a bucket of snowballs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're not selling snowballs, The Cheat. We're selling destiny! A shot at the bigger times!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Dismissive The Cheat noises}''

''{They approach Homestar, who is facing the camera with his eyes and underbite perfectly aligned.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hey, Strong Bad, how's the day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah! Noobit... what-n-nuh... Uh-uh. Explain!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, this? I'm just practicing my front-facing.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' Practicing your... f-ront...?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Front-facing, yeah! You get to do it all the time.

''{Strong Bad turns to smile at the camera with a "Ding!" sound effect before turning to Homestar again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But now it's MY time to shine! Shine like a dime in the buff.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disturbed}'' Okay... I guess... but, why do you sound kinda different?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cuz I'm Front-Facing Homestar. You wouldn't expect Wenda to sound like Brambi, would you? So why would Front-Facing Homestar sound like Regular Homestar?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who the crap are Wenda and Brambi?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Friends of mine. But, now that I think about it, they actually sound... pretty much the same, so it was a terrible example. But the point stands!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, can you believe this nonsense?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Excited The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, YOU want to try it?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Triumphant The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, give it a shot, The Cheat!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Turns left, making a The Cheat noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nope.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Turns right, making a The Cheat noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Missed it.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Turns left, making a more frustrated The Cheat noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Almost.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Turns right, making another frustrated The Cheat noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Slow down.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Overlapping} {Alternates faster with angry The Cheat noises before jumping and facing away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey hey, Back-Facing The Cheat!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, I'm done with this. ''{The Cheat walks off}'' Can I talk to Left-Facing Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Alright, hold on: Zambledom, zumbledom, turtleneck stew!

''{Homestar jumps and spins as a purple swirl surrounds him, facing left after he lands}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boodaling! Here I am.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap was that?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I have to do a spell!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groans}'' Listen. You're acting dumb enough that you just might fall for this. I got a business proposition for ya's!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you wanna talk to Right-Facing Homestar, but he's not around.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dare I speak to... Back-Facing Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, sure. ''{singsong}'' But you know what that means...

''{Homestar turns away as music starts. A pair of buttocks bulges through his shirt as he moves.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Every single butt dance! All of them at once! ''{Poses with the butt visible with the sound of rubber bouncing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screams}'' My horror! The eyes! Er, wait, I mean... Back to Front-Facing. FRONT-FACING!

''{Homestar faces frontwards again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hi again.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wanna buy a snowball to the face? Three for a dolla'! And there's a chance that one has five doll ''{quietly} hairs'' inside.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Bad. Left- and maybe Right-Facing Homestar might fall for such pedestrian shenanigans, but not me. I'm facing life head-on! I'm taking the pool by the horns!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure you're smarter than those other-facing Homestars?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah. I've even got a way to goose your money-making scam.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leans in}'' Oh yeah?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quietly} Whisper-vesper...''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly} Say once...''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quietly} Mumble-bumble...''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly} Tell twice...''

''{Fade to black.}''

''{Fade in to Strong Sad with the snowball bucket (which now has "Not the scam!" written on it) and Pom Pom. Strong Sad is throwing and catching a snowball in one hand.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm not selling snowballs, I'm selling destiny!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And if you buy enough, ''{points, dropping the snowball}'' you too can become an official snowballstiny reseller!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

''{A wad of cash emerges from his chest, hitting Strong Sad in the face}''

''{Camera pans to Strong Bad sitting on a pile of cash with "Snowballstiny industries HQ" written on a cardboard sign in front of it. Front-Facing Homestar is holding a coffee cup labelled "Hot Jones".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' I never thought I'd say this, but thanks, Front-Facing Homestar! ''{holds up a Hot Jones cup}'' Cheers to ya.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's beans in your eye. ''{splashes coffee on his face before sputtering and spitting}'' Still haven't figured out how to drink with this thing on. I'm getting... pretty thirsty.

''{Cut to silhouette as the title "Front-Facing Homestar" appears}''

''{Fade out.}''

''{In the YouTube Version, a fake autoplay screen is displayed. It says "Up next: Tofu Homestar and the Cobblestone Kid (unaired pilot)". Tofu Homestar stands on a cobblestone path next to a kid in a Jughead hat holding a leg of ham.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on Homestar to see Front-Facing Homestar invade [[Main Page 3]].
:''{cursor moves over the Toons button}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Toons!
:''{Front-Facing Homestar's head makes a steamboat noise appearing from the background, then crashes into the beach as Homestar and the cursor escape the havoc that the head is about to wreak. The top of the coconut palm tree snaps off, the head hits the borders, and the 'face-o fronto' bubble dangles from the page's borders.}''
*At the end, click on Strong Bad to see Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement of the Brothers Strong.
:''{The Cheat, still facing backwards, is standing on the couch and crying}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know! I don't know how to turn you back! Uh... what was that spell? Jumble... grumble... humble pie... make this Cheat turn back to his side!
:''{The Cheat jumps and spins, surrounded by a purple swirl}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER (VOICEOVER):''' Boodaling!
:''{The Cheat faces frontwards, in a similar uncanny fashion to Homestar}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{grins and raises his arms and makes a delayed, ascending The Cheat noise}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aah!
*At the end, click on the word "Homestar" to see a scene of Homestar in The Field.
:''{Two snowmen with crudely-drawn cardboard heads are visible. The left has a "B" engraved in its torso, the right a "W". Homestar peeks from behind each and moves their face to make them "talk" in a gruff voice.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the left snowman}'' Hey, Wenda. How's the day?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the right snowman}'' I'm Brambi, remember? We're just borrowing each other's shirts!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Wenda}'' Oh right. I can hardly tell me apart.
*At the end, click on the dash between "Front" and "Facing" to see Homestar applying some stickers to a piece of paper.
:''{There is already a sticker of Anew App that reads "So Hoppy Together" and a sticker of Strong Sad's Paunch on the paper.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{adding a sticker of a dime with a prominent buttocks holding a towel behind it}'' Shine like a dime in the buff!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{adding a picture of a longhorn bull-shaped pool float}'' I'm takin' the pool by the horns!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Homestar's plan to trick people into becoming resellers is called a multi-level marketing scheme.
*When Homestar says "a dime in the buff", he is likely saying a [[malapropism]] of "diamond in the rough".

===Trivia===
*The toon has three different official names: "The Name of This Cartoon Would Ruin It" on the title card and the YouTube video, "Front Facing" on the TV Time Toons Menu, and "Front-Facing Homestar" on the end card.
*This is the first appearance of the snowy field in a toon not related to Decemberween (or [[Decemberween in July]]). <!----what about [[winter pool]]?>
*The YouTube description for this toon is "Strong Bad and The Cheat come across Homestar doing something truly terrifying in the snow. Befuddlement ensues."

===Inside References===
*Back-Facing Homestar does the [[Butt Dance]].
*Strong Bad and Homestar drink/attempt to drink [[Hot Jones]].
*In the Easter egg, the "Paunch" sticker was seen in [[dictionary]], while the Anew App sticker comes from [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]].
*Front-Facing Homestar has been seen before, such as in the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
*Homestar's confusion over who is Wenda and who is Brambi is an extension of his [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's relationship|difficulty to recognize his identity]].
*Dollhairs instead of dollars was written on the giant novelty check in [[The Show Fanstumes Edition]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's mention of "doll-hairs" is a reference to the episode "Time Tunnel" from the 1990s [[Nickelodeon]] show ''{{w|The Adventures of Pete & Pete}}'', where Bill Korn bets Teddy Forzman one dollar that he won't go on a mechanical horse kiddie ride. When Teddy rides it and demands his winnings, Bill claims that he actually said "doll-hair".

==External Links==
{{nextlinks|toons/frontfacing|youtube=2-QQpL1YjeU}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses

68.37.43.131 — Mon, 05 Feb 2024 00:09:03 GMT

68.37.43.131: Minor cleanups.

[[Image:Dangeresque Roomisode 1 Gameplay Screenshot.PNG|thumb|"How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!"]]

These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]].

{{spoiler}}

== Videlectrix Start Screen ==
:''{Dangeresque and Renaldo drive underneath a chrome version of the Videlectrix logo in a car, silhouetted in white. Cut to a building with a sign with the word "WAREHAUS". The car, now silhouetted in black, drives by and parks, its headlights turning off. Silhouettes of Dangeresque and Renaldo then get out of the car and head towards the door. Cut to a door with a sign stating, "No Kick". Following some kicking sounds, the door opens to reveal Dangeresque, holding his nunchuck gun, and Renaldo.}''

:'''DANGERESQUE''': ''{with highly compressed audio quality}'' Nobody do anything... Dangeresque!
:''{Dangeresque points his nunchuck gun at the camera. It glistens, he fires the gun, and the screen switches over to the Title Screen. Bullets fire, causing holes to appear to form the "O"s in the title. After a while, the screen transitions over to the Instructions.}''
== Mission Instructions ==
'''Original version only'''
:''{Dangeresque's sunglasses are next to the instructions.}''
:Use the W, A, S, D keys to move Dangeresque around. Click on stuff with your MOUSE to bring up the ACTION MENU! Click on your INVENTORY in the bottom right and select the item, then click an item in the world to use them together. CLICK ANYWHERE TO START
==Tutorial==
'''Triungulate version only'''
===Intro===
:''{Dangeresque walks onto a street where the Gremlin is parked next to a sidewalk in front of a wooden fence. He stops in the center of the screen.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Dangeresque is a world famous private eye-slash-crooked cop, known for his incredible adventures.
:''{Dangeresque takes out his nunchuck-gun and assumes a fighting stance.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dirtbag! ''{puts the gun away}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' But this isn't one of those. This is about the boring stuff in between!
:''{Dangeresque groans sadly.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' This is a roomisodic point n' click 'em-up where YOU control Dangeresque. Click on the screen to move him around and locate interactive hotspots.
:''{The burger is highlighted.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Click once to bring up the action menu and again to select your action.
:''{After first action}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' For maximum fun, jokes, and hints use all three actions with every item in the game. First LOOK, then TALK, then GET/USE ''{pronounced "geh-too-say"}''.
:''{After later actions}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mouseover the bottom of the screen to open your inventory. Simply click to select an item and move it into the scene to use it with another item or character.

===Burger===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look like a real streetburger.
====Talk to====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You is an a burger.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque picks up the burger, stretches out his pants and drops it inside.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Performing certain actions gets you points! The full score is not required to complete each roomisode.

===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My butt.
====Talk To====
:''{Dangeresque turns to face the camera.}'' 
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' A butt?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{drawing Nunchuck Gun}'' Freeze, dirtbag!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{drawing Nunchuck Gun}'' Don't move, slimeball!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{drawing Nunchuck Gun}'' Hands up, lowlife!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{drawing Nunchuck Gun}'' Hold it right there, scumbag!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{drawing Nunchuck Gun}'' Drop the gun, ''{awkwardly}'' lifeball?

====Burger → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque doesn't do streetburgers. I'm more of a floor-of-carburger man meself.

===Filthy Window===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That window is filthy with Renaldo nose-prints and slobber.
====Talk to====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your glass is grass!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{touches the window}'' My gloves aren't absorbant enough to clean the window.
====Burger → Filthy Window====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{wipes window with burger}'' Burger wash!!
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Hidden actions and objectives give you bonus points. Discover them all to achieve the full score and bragging rights that won't be worth it!! And finally, clicka the wrench in the upper right hand corner to bring up the options menu where you can save and load games, adjust volume, and more boring stuff. That's all I got. NOW GET OUTTA HERE KID!!

==The Office==
=== Intro ===
:''{Dangeresque walks into the room through the door, which is to the left of the room. While he's a short distance away from the door, Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. The door closes while he does this. After it's done he stands normally.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the right of the player}'' Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Dangeresque faces to the left of the player, facing the door}'' Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:''{Cut to title screen on Dangeresque's desk.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode 1: ''{Dangeresque peeks over}'' Behind the Dangerdesque!
:''Continues below in both versions''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces towards the player.}'' Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the right of the player and thinking, with his head angled upwards and a glove on his chin.}'' Now where'd I put that case file...

===Ashtray===
====Look====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'.
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{When smoldering}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'F'.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now it's fulla grody ashy coffee sludge. Looks like somethin's floatin' in it.
====Get/Use====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{When smoldering}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's prolly at least some ash covered chewing gum in there. But it's too hot and smoldery to sift through.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, there was a little key in there!
:''{puts key into inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I forgot that I tried to smoke it one time to impress some Euro mobsters. They were not impressed.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the key is taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already got the little key outta there.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your ash is grash!
====Coffee → Ashtray====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll just dribble drabble a little lattle in here.
:''{pours coffee in ashtray}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I extinguished its inner glow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already de-smolderized it.
====Anything → Ashtray====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, that would get it all ashen-faced.
===Bag of Whoosit===
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It looks so delicious steaming on the windowsill there...wait, what?
=====Get/Use=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wish there was a better place for this.
:''{Dangeresque takes bag from window.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bag 'em up, Chuck.
:''{Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}''
=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bag of whoosit, there's something me and the guys need to tell you about hygiene.
====Bag of Whoozit → Anything Else====
:'''Original version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Most things are better without a bag of whoozit poured on them.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Most...
===Biz Card===
====Look====
:'''Original Version'''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! It's the number for Kung-Fu Dragon takeout! 555-KUFU. I can remember that.
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{First time only}''
:''{Cut to the floor. The card is for Cableman Jorge.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, it's a bizness card for Cableman Jorge, my free cable hookup. Musta been stuck in the seat cushion. Or possible stuck in me? *shudder* 555-KBUL ''{pronounced kay-bull}''. I can remember that.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already got those digits memorized. And I like how it looks on the floor.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' STAY DOWN!
====Get/Use====
:''{Same as Look}''
====Anything → Biz Card====
:'''Tringulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I am straight up not gonna dodat.
===Camera===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh! It's my Snoopeur 200 Telefoto Instant Camera. Oh, the things we've illegally surveilled.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bet I could take some seriously compromising photographs with this baby.
:''{Takes Camera from safe, adds to inventory}''
:'''Triungulate version continues below'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's only one instaphoto left so I should be extra sure before I take a picture.
====Talk To====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm gonna GET you!
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out, camera, I'm gonna GET you!
====Camera → Blinds====
'''Original version'''
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With coffee on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That sad sack is definitely not the "World's Best Crooked Cop!" I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out Lord Fatmonger! A giant rubber stamp is trying to assault you! I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With inked UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out Lord Fatmonger! That saucy rubber stamp is gonna get saucy on you! I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With whoozit on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, one hideous sack deserves another. I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With takeout on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now HERE'S a shot I can use! It totally looks like the Dragon Man is kung-fuing that fat slob!
:''{Photo of crime is added to inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If picture has already been taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm outta film. Plus, I already got the money shot.

'''Triungulate version'''
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Horror Channel is playing, Strong Sad is laughing.}''
:''{If the Medical Channel is playing, Strong Sad is frightened.}''
:''{If Local Radar is playing, Strong Sad has a frozen expression.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the light in the office is on}''
:''{Strong Sad turns to look out the window at Dangeresque.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh crap! He can see right in here! I've been made! I gotta be less visible if I wanna peep properly. Propa peeps.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the Bag of Whoozit is placed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a giant barf bag and The Human Giant Barfbag together at last!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the Coffee Mug is placed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That sad sack is definitely not the "World's Best Crooked Cop!"
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the UNSOLVED Stamp is placed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' : Watch out Lord Couchmonger! A giant rubber stamp is trying to unsolve you!
:{{short hr}}
:''{With sauce}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out, Pork Dorkleson! That saucy rubber stamp is gonna get saucy on you!
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Takeout is placed and the Medical Channel is playing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check it out! Looks like that Dragon Man is Kung-Fu-ing the crap outta that slob! And he looks appropriately terrified!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Taking a photo with nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He's all alone I need somebody else in the frame if I want it to look like he's being attacked. I'm not takin this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Taking a photo with wrong object on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The forced perspective is a good trick, but it doesn't look like he's gettin attacked. I'm not takin this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When Dangeresque takes a shot while Strong Sad gives no reaction}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw, crap!
:''{The instant photo develops}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That Dragon Man makes a good attacker but ol' Schlubtown is as calm as a giant gray baby! And now I'm outta film!
:''{Back in the office}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And now I get to go to jail.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' You dang right!
:''{Game over}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When Dangeresque takes a shot while Strong Sad is laughing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw, crap!
:''{The instant photo develops}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That Dragon Man makes a good attacker but ol' Schlubtown looks like he's having the time of his life! And now I'm outta film!
:''{Back in the office}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And now I get to go to jail.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' You dang right!
:''{Game over}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When Dangeresque takes a shot while Strong Sad gives a frozen stare}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw, crap!
:''{The instant photo develops}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That Dragon Man makes a good attacker but ol' Schlubtown looks like... Uh... I dunno what exactly. But not like he's gettin attacked. And now I'm outta film!
:''{Back in the office}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And now I get to go to jail.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' You dang right!
:''{Game over}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the right shot is taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes! I got the shot! ''{Cut to Dangeresque holding the instant photo, which fades into view}'' This totally looks like someone being attacked! ''{Dangeresque waves the photo and puts it away.}
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the Photo of Crime is placed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa, it's like staring into infinity!
:''{If picture has already been taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm all outta film. Plus, I already got the shot I need.
====Camera → Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think that's what it meant by "photographic evidence."
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I should take a photo with it.
====Camera → Anything Else====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not taking a picture of that. I only gots one instant shot left.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This is a telefoto camera! I need a far away subject.
====Anything → Camera====
:''{While inside the safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with this camera other than my snooping, highly artistic, cool, cool glasses covered private investigator eyeballs!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Yeah, you tell 'em, Dangeresque!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sometimes I can't tell if he wants to fire me or marry me.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Why not both?

===Casefile===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what I need to do to pretend-solve you...
:''{Cut to a shot of the inside of the casefile, which reads:}''
<blockquote style="border-left:solid 2px gray;border-top:solid 2px gray;width:400px;font-size:125%;background-color:#DDDDDD;">
 
'''The Swissblonkel Scenario''' 
'''Unknown masked assailant attacked victim''' 
'''at the Swissblonkel Hotel stealing documents,''' 
'''secrets, and notions. Left physical evidence at''' 
'''scene (vomit, upchuck, whoozit).''' 
'''Reasons it remains unsolved:''' 

'''-Need photographic evidence of the attack''' 
'''-Need physical evidence that was left behind''' 
'''-Need this case file to have SOLVED stamp on it'''


</blockquote>
:''{When the player clicks the mouse, scene cuts back to the office}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That sounds easy enough. I've faked ID's harder than this.
:'''Triungulate version, if at least one item is inside the file'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, I'm making progress!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I shouldn't take it until it's *ahem* solved.
====Talk To====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Chief's unsolved case file's not much of a talker. More of a LOOKer.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque is on the case (file)! I had it monogrammed!
====Anything → Casefile====
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not one of the 3 pieces of evidence I need.
====Bag of Whoozit → Casefile====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's just tuck this in here... erm...
:''{Puts bag in casefile}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Urp... almost made a second batch.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good enough for crooked government work! I mean, who's to say whose whoosit is whose?
:''{Bag of whoozit is removed from inventory}''
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll just, uh, tuck this physical evidence into the case file. ''{Dangeresque jumps up and stuffs it inside}''
====Kung-Fu Takeout → Casefile====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This takeout is basically puke waiting to happen, maybe it can be the physical evidence for The Chief's case.
:''{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, who?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here we go! ''{singing}'' Good ideas tonight!
:''{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, who?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
====Coffee → Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Maybe if I spill coffee on The Chief's case file, he won't be able to read it and he'll think it's solved!
:''{Adds coffee to casefile, creating a large black spot on it}''
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Oh yeah, and don't try any of that "Sorry Chief, the case file's unreadable" crap with me either.
:''{Continues below in both versions}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Or maybe it'll just ruin it and I'll go to jail.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
====Photo → Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This photographic evidence makes some pretty good photographic evidence!
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll add it to the case file. ''{Dangeresque jumps up and slips it inside}''
====Unsolved Stamp → Casefile====
:''{When dry}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I could try and make this UNSOLVED stamp work, but I gots no ink!
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate Version'''
:''{If the Photo and the Whoozit are not in the casefile}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't stamp this case as fake solved until I gather all the fake evidence.
:{{short hr}}''
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, let's see if I can make this work. I only got one shot at this.
:''{Cut to casefile for stamping}''
:''{In the Triungulate version, a drumroll plays}''
::''{When stamped incorrectly}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh crank. ''{Triungulate verson only}'' That doesn't look like it says SOLVED. And ''{continued}'' that was indelible sweet n' sour sauce. This does not look good for Dangeresque.
::''{Game Over sequence}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{When stamped correctly}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' That was genius! Almost as good as that time I turned that 00% on that algebra test into 1000%.
===Chair===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've slept more hours in that office chair than I have in beds. You just can't slouch properly in a bed.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oooh I love this! Whee!
:''{Jumps into the chair, spinning it for a few seconds. Gets off}''
::''{Before drinking the coffee or eating the Chinese take-out}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! Feelin' woozy.
::'''Triungulate version continues below'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good thing I did that on an empty stomach.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After only eating the Chinese take-out}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. *burp* That was close. Almost had the Return of the Kung-Fu Dragon there.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After only drinking the coffee}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh jeez. *urp* Phew. The 2 year old creamer in that coffee doesn't fool around.
::'''Trinungulate version continues below'''
::''{If Dangeresque only ate one item}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Better not ingest nothin else if I wanna keep spinnin.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After both drinking the coffee and eating the Chinese take-out}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw nuts. *hurk* Here comes trouble.
::''{Turns away from player to puke, turns back with puke-filled paper bag}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll just, uh, send this to the "boys" down at the, um, "lab".
::''{Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After puking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No more turkish twist. I have my bag of whoozit.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If drawer of the Dangerdesque is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should close the drawer first to avoid sitting in the drawer instead.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' GET BACK TO WORK, CHAIR!
====Anything → Chair====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help the chair achieve its dreams.
===Coffee===
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's so old the creamer has formed a fuzzy little island in the middle.
=====Get/Use=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah. I might accidentally drink it if it's just sittin' there.
=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're gettin' too old for this job, coffee.
====Coffee → Anything====
:'''Original version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw. Pouring old coffee on that won't help. What a surprise.
====Anything → Coffee====
:'''Triungulate Version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to make a "that thing you just tried" latte.
===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:''{Chosen in order.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do these laces make my head look husky?
:''{In the Triungulate version, Dangeresque turns so his laces face the player.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
:{{short hr}}
:'''Additional responses in Triungulate version'''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' LOOK Dangeresque? Ye spies a Dangeresque. It ruleth so hard. Obvious styles are awesome, ruggedly handsome, and salted caramel.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lookin' good, Big D.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{After he jumps}'' Hee hee!
====Talk To====
:''{Chosen in order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'M NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, touché?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuump!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HE'S JUMPIN' OUT THE WINDOW! CALL FOR BACKUP! SEAL OFF THE BUILDING! TAKE THE SHOT!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Heh heh. I love doin' that.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HEY!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' You think you're real hot stuff around here don't you Dangeresque?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's right.}'' Hotter than you, Kowalski.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' You wanna go toe to toe with me?!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's right.}'' I'd probably get athlete's foot.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' Heh. You're alright Dangeresque. You're aaall riiiight.
====Bag of Whoozit → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The less I think about how this thing is in my pants, the better.
====Camera → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need a picture of myself! My wallet's already full of them.
====Coffee → Dangeresque====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque NEVER backs down from a really terrible, gross idea!
:''{Drinks}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ugh.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' THAT's gonna stick with me for a while.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{After drinking coffee}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to cut back.
====Key → Dangeresque====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:''{Before attempting to open the file cabinet}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dunno remember what this key goes to. A safety deposit box fulla cash, passports, and weapons grade colognac?
:{{short hr}}
:''{After attempting to open the file cabinet}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the key to Filene Cabinay's heart! ''{turns around, pretending to be Filene Cabinay}'' "Oui, Dangeresque. Only you have the key to my--" ''{stops pretending}'' Okay I'm gonna stop hitting on a piece of furniture now.
====Kung Fu Takeout → Dangeresque====
:''{First time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, this takeout has seen too much over the years.
:''{Eats}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry, takeout. They said NO LOOSE ENDS! That was definitely one of the worst things I ever done.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Gonna keep the cool box though.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After first time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This box has a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Wish he was real. He looks capable of some realy cool-to-watch assault and battery.
====Photo → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So convincing. So assaulty. ''{mocking}'' Say waiter. My a-fish is a-too assault-y!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Hah! Good one, Dangeresque! You know I dabble in a little comedy myself. You should come see me on open mic night at-
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, that's never gonna happen.
====UNSOLVED Stamp → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way! The MAN's always tryin' to stamp me down!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need UNSOLVED stamped on me. Though it IS a pretty good tattoo idea.

===Desque===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.
====Get/Use====
:''{When drawer is closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This whole system is outta line!!
:''{pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to pop open}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When drawer is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!
:''{pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to close}''
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?
====Anything → Desque====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Dangerdesque doesn't need that.
====Key → Desk====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This doesn't unlock the Dangerdesque. It only opens using the Fonzarelli method.

===Door===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Man, listen to that guy seethe.
:'''Triungulate version continues below'''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Back off! It's a lung condition!
====Get/Use====
:''{Chosen in order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I better solve the Chief's case first.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YEAH YOU BETTER!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I really better stop talking to myself so loud.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YEAH YOU BETTER!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!
:''{opens door}''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' IZZAT SO?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
:''{A giant hand in a blue glove reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}''
====Talk To====
:''{Chosen in order}''
:'''Orginal version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What did you want again, The Chief?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. Forgot already.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Chiefy, what I'm s'posed do for you again?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE OR I'LL THROW YA IN THE HOOSEGOW!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. Heh. Already forgot.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!
:''{banging on the door, which bursts open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{to the player}'' I bring-a this on-a myself.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
====Anything → Door====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with the door until I've solved this case in quotes!
====Key → Safe====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This key isn't for that door. I definitely don't wanna open it until I fake-o solve-o The Chief's case-o.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I love queso!
===Filene Cabinay===
'''Triungulate version only'''
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's Filene Cabinay, my sultry French document organizer. She organizes all my files and styles.
====Talk To====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Filene, hold all calls until I get The Chief off my back. ''{impersonating Filene}'' "Oui oui, monsieur Dangeresque. You are so focused and bench pressy."
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You files have styles!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's locked and stocked with secret docs. The key's around here somewheres.
====Anything → Filene Cabinay====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Filene doesn't need to file that.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' How bout we just file that under "Bad Idea".
====Key → Filene Cabinay====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's fraudulently file some taxes! ''{opens the cabinet}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being unlocked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already open. Or Ou Pan as the French say.
===Files===
'''Triungulate version only'''
:''{Inside the cabinet are files labelled 'burgers', 'wings', 'tacos', and 'the rest'.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's fulla the take out menus that get shoved under my door. Highly sensitive documents.
====Burgers====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a burger menu from Blubb-o's.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wish they'd bring back their classy Chicken Pret'end sandwich. That was Filene's fave.
====Wings====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a menu from Hott Wingzzz Huttt.}''
:''{If the office is lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wingzzz Huttt. Home of the infamous Facemelto Sauce. One whiff'll burn the hairs right outta your nose and put them on your chest!
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the office is dark, glowing text appears on the menu reading "Look Unda The Rug!}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! A secret message from beyond my style!
:''{If the message was not found}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I wonder what it could mean.
:''{If the message was already found}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks hidden message, but I already found it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look the unda rug!
====Tacos====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a card with two actual tacos taped to it.}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! Forgot about these! But I can't take em. Emergencies only. One day these tacos will save my life.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One day these tacos will save my life.
====The Rest====
:''{First time only}''
:''{Dangeresque brings up a menu from Kung Fu Dragon with a phone number on it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah! Here's the menu for Kung Fu Dragon. One day when I hit it big, I'm gonna order the noodles with MORE sauce! 555-KUFU ''{pronounced "coo-foo"}''. I can remember that.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{singing}'' Kung-Fu was a man. I mean he was a Kung-Fu Dragon man. Or maybe he was just a Kung-Fu Dragon.
===Kung-Fu Takeout===
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some 5-year old takeout from Kung-Fu Dragon. I keep it around cause there's a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{Continues below once dislodged}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' 'Cept it's now sidewise.
=====Get/Use=====
:''{When stuck to the safe; Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. After a brief moment he gives up and stands normally.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nnnng! It's stuck to the top of the safe! I'm gonna need to hire a Takeout-Stuck-To-The-Safe Cracker for this one.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After it's dislodged, either on the safe or on the windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good idea. Never know when you might need to make somebody puke.
:''{Takeout is added to inventory}''
=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And the Kung-Fu Dragon Chinese Takeout comes in the niiiight! (they're open late)
====Kung Fu Takeout → Anything Else====
:'''Original version only'''
:''{Before Dangeresque eats it}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ancient Chinese Secret: ancient chinese takeout won't help here.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After Dangeresque has eaten it}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to feel the fury of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu.
====Anything → Kung-Fu Takeout====
:''{When stuck to the safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't get the takeout offa the safeout.
===Lamp===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Prolly just use the switch, no?
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{Dangeresque walks behind the lamp so it looks like he is wearing it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check it out, I'm wearing one of those Spyguy vs. Other Spyguy hats! Oh knives! Bombs! Traps! Um... That's all I remember about those comics.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hee hee! Lookit my cool spy hat!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?
====Anything → Lamp====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I say my good swing lamps, do you need this inventory item? I guess not.
===Photo of crime===
====Photo → Anything Else====
:'''Original version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should really put this in the casefile.
===Rug===
====Look====
:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards. Can't make it out.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't see anything under the rug in all this moonlight.
:''{Triungulate version continues below}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{singing}'' This serious moonlight.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds closed''}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!
====Get/Use====
:''{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hands up, Floor!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Go away, small part of floor!
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{When rug is flat and office is dark; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, glowy stuff!
====Talk To====
:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dust mites!
====Anything → Rug====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to rig the rug with that. Ooh! I'd like to play some Rig Rug though. I should find an arcade later.

===Safe===
====Look====
:''{When safe is closed, or when safe is open, after taking camera}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When safe is open, before taking camera}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe. There's a camera all up in there!
====Get/Use====
:''{Before finding the combination}''
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Maybe I wrote it down somewhere.
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I hid it somewhere secret.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After finding the combination, opening for the first time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangcrapple! I remembered the combination!
:''{Opens safe}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After first opening, when safe is closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open safe. Sounds like some kinda doorknob.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When safe is open; closing safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Close safe. Sounds like some kinda laundry detergent.
====Talk To====
:'''Original Version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque NEVER plays it safe!
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Talk safe? Dangeresque NEVER talks safe!
====Anything → Safe====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me open the safe.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to keep that safe.
====Key → Safe====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This doesn't need a key. It only opens using a highly complex two-digit combination.
===Sweet/Sour Sauce===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww. Looks like some sweet n' sour sauce oozed onto my safe.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not layin' a glove on that stuff! It'd probably get stuck there.
====Talk To====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Talk sauce? Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!
====UNSOLVED Stamp → Sauce====
:''{When dry}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, this rancid sweet n' sour sauce makes some nice red ink!
:''{Dry UNSOLVED stamp becomes an inked UNSOLVED stamp}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I got enough red "ink" on my stamp already.
===Switch===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
====Get/Use====
:''{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Quiet you!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.
====Anything → Switch====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I had this lightswitch installed so I could turn the lights on and off. NOT so I could use random inventory items on it.
====Coffee → Switch====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah! Who needs "Use Switch"? Dangeresque shorts out the lights with gross coffee!
::''{If the lights are on}''
::''{Dangeresque pours coffee on the switch. The switch shorts out, and the lamp blows its lightbulb, leaving the room in darkness.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, that was awesome. Now I can pretend I'm burgling my own office for the rest of this case!
::''{If the lights were off when Dangeresque poured the coffee, and he turns the switch back on, the switch will short out.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. The coffee. But now I can pretend I'm burgling my own office for the rest of this case!
===Telephone===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This phone helps me take a proverbial bite out of proverbial crime.
====Get/Use====
:'''Original version'''
:''{When you don't have the number, or after Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the safetop}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When you have the number, before trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.
:''{Hangs up}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Prolly should have a reason to call them first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When you have the number, after trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. Can you send a specialist right away? Thanks!
:''{Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe, showing Japanese lettering at impact. He jumps back out the window}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy.

:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{When you don't have any numbers}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who should I call?
:''{A menu appears}''
:{{short hr}}
::''{555-KUFU}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. My safeout is staked to my tuck! Er, I mean, my takeout is stuck to my safe! Can you send a specialist right away?
::''{Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe. The word "Kick!" appears on impact. The takeout flies through the air in a dramatic manner. He jumps back out the window.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice! Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy. Also, I'm pretty sure he just got through a sealed plate glass window somehow.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the top of the safe}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.
:{{short hr}}
::''{555-KBUL}''
::''{Before seeing Strong Sad watching TV}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cableman Jorge! I don't have a TV! But maybe I'll call back sometime if a TV-related issue arises! Have a great day, Jorge!
::''{After seeing Strong Sad watching TV}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cableman Jorge! I wanna mess with my dumpy neighbor in the building across the street. Can you change what channels he gets? You can do it but it'll affect the whole city block and they'll only get that one channel? Fine by me! What channels ya got?
::''{A menu appears with Horror Channel, Medical Channel, and Local Radar}''
::{{short hr}}
:::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cableman Jorge! I wanna different channel!
::''{A menu appears with Horror Channel, Medical Channel, and Local Radar}''
::''{Horror Channel}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' How bout that Horror Gore-er Network? That sounds suitably terrifying.
::''{Medical Channel}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's do the Live Middle Aged Medical Procedure Channel.
::''{Local Radar}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh! How bout Local Radar (After Dark). Sounds sultry, paltry, and a little bit Daltrey.
====Talk To====
:''{Same as Get/Use.}''
====Anything → Phone====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me save on long distance calls!
===UNSOLVED Stamp===
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's one o' them rubber stamps. I mostly use it on Renaldo's forehead when he's asleep.
=====Get/Use=====
:''{While in Dangerdesque}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An "UNSOLVED" stamp?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Great, just what I needed today...sarcasm, sarcasm.
:{{short hr}}
:''{There is no response when taking the stamp from the window.}''
:''{UNSOLVED stamp is added to inventory}''
=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' *grumble* Hi, stamp.
====UNSOLVED Stamp → Anything====
:''{When dry}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not UNSOLVED. Besides, I got no ink.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna get rancid sweet n' sour sauce all over that.
====Anything → UNSOLVED Stamp====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This isn't like a "use thing with thing" situation. I should just get the freakin stamp.
===Winda===
====Look====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that slobbo watching TV in that apartment over there.
====Get/Use====
:''{If the windowsill is empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You got it, hoss.
:''{If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If something is on the windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should pick that thing up first.
====Talk To====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' HEY SLOBBO WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.
====Anything → Winda====
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:''{With something already on windowsill}''
:'''Original Version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already something up there.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already sumpin in the winda!
====Bag of Whoozit → Winda====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Gramma used to do this to cool hers off.
:''{Places bag of whoozit on windowsill}''
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I should definitely stop keeping this in my pants.
:''{Places bag of whoozit on windowsill}''
====Coffee → Winda====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure. maybe I can poison a few pigeons.
:''{Places coffee of windowsill}''
====Key → Winda====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just to shake things up, I'm NOT gonna put that in the window.
====Kung Fu Takeout → Winda====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I should prolly air this stuff out a bit.
:''{Places takeout on the windowsill}''
====Photo → Winda====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! This is like staring at infinity! Fat, gray, lazy infinity.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now it's an art gallery installation! "Dragon Man Deposes Dumpus in Reposes". Giclee print, Mixed Media, Nasty ol' takeout. Artist: Dangeresque. Year: Nineteen-Ninety-Awesome.
====UNSOLVED Stamp → Winda====
:'''Original version'''
:''{Dangeresque puts the stamp on the sill without comment}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One day, all of this will be yours, Stampy.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With sauce}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One day, all of this will be yours, Sweet 'n Sour Stampy.
====Object in Winda====
'''Triungulate version only'''
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that thing I put in the winda. It's still there!
====Talk====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, thing-in-window! How's the view?
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque returns the object to the inventory}''
====Anything → Object in Winda====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use this thing with that thing in the window.
===Windasill===
'''Triungulate version only'''
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a little shelf for cooling pies or dangling weaselly informants over.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sill it up! Sill it down! Sill it all around town!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' That's a really great song!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Not much to do other than put stuff on it.
====Anything → Windasill====
:''{When blinds are closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
===Using Two Invetory Items Together===
'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This ain't no crafting game! This is a Use Inventory Item on Stuff In Scene Game!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You try combining inventory items in your pants!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! Stampcoffee? I shudder at the thought!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City has a strict No Combining Items law. It's one of the few I actually follow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Hey! You found the one item combination that actually works! Or I'm lying and you're a terrible listener.
===After speaking to all inanimate objects in the room===
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! I talked to all the inanimate objects!
:''' THE CHIEF:''' Wish I could! Tell the Lamp I miss him!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I will NOT!

====After Putting Everything on the Windasill and Using the Camera====
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure was fun puttin all that stuff in the window and lookin at it through a camera. I'm a real grood detective!
''{Dangeresque smiles and poses.}''

====After Achieving All Possible Game Overs====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just got a weird feeling. Like I've died in every possible way. But I really haven't gone to jail at all.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Gee, that's like poetry, Dangeresque!

=="Need to WASD"==

:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Dangerdesque from the side farthest from the door}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself to the front of the desk for full dramatic effect.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Chair from anywhere but the bottom side of the desk}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself below that chair to get the jump on it.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" any other object, except the door, the safe, and the casefile, from too far away}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself closer.

== Game Over ==
:{''Cut to an outdoor scene; it is still night. A Police Paddy Wagon marked "Hoose Gow", with Dangeresque in the back, drives up to a building marked "Jail!" The gate opens, the vehicle drives inside, and the gate shuts. Cut to Dangeresque, dressed in a prisoner's outfit, sitting in a dimly lit cell. The words "Game Over" appear above him in Dangeresque Font. When you click the mouse, however, it cuts to a black screen with either of the phrases that are listed below in Dangeresque Font.}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{In compressed audio}'' Or did I?

:''{These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}''
:Moments Earlier...
:{{short hr}}
:Seriously though...
:{{short hr}}
:Previously on Dangeresque...
:{{short hr}}
:It's almost as if it was a dream...
:{{short hr}}
:We all make bad choices...
:{{short hr}}
:Okay, trying harder this time...
:{{short hr}}
:Reeeeewind-O...
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{If the player has accumulated several game overs}''
:You die a lot! Have +2 bonus points!
:{{short hr}}
:Okay, you can stop dying now...
:{''The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.''}

== Winning ==
:'''Original version'''
:''{After completing all three objectives}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, that's all the requirements. Let's see if The Chief buys this crap.
:''{Cut to shot of the door. The silhouettes of the Chief and Dangeresque can be seen through it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here you go, Chiefy! Sorry bout the wait. Someone stuck a barracuda in my desk.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' WAITAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh.
:''{Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{in compressed audio}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump...
:''{Jumps out the Window and runs along the rooftops. Credits sequence.}''

:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that's everything. This is some of my best falsified evidence yet!
:''{Dangeresque jumps up, grabs the case file, and walks out the door.}''
:''{Cut to shot of the door. The silhouettes of the Chief and Dangeresque can be seen through it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here you go, Chiefy! Sorry bout the wait. Someone stuck a barracuda in my desk.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then...
:'''THE CHIEF:''' WAITAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh.
:''{Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump...
:''{Jumps out the window.and runs along the rooftops.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode complete!
''{Roomisode 2 begins}''

{{Dangeresque|cat=Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

68.37.43.131 — Mon, 11 Dec 2023 02:51:40 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Words Ending in -o */ Looks like it's Obsessio Depressio's turn to clean the bathroom this week.

=Tacos=
[[File:Jumble.PNG|thumb]]
Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
==Appearances==
*Email [[50 Emails]] {{--}} One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s failed attempts at [[DELETED]] is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
*Email [[caper]] {{--}} The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] pays [[The Cheat]] in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who [[Coach Z]] apparently has a rivalry with.
**Homestar repeats this gag in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].
*Email [[pop-up]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad [[salad]], and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} When [[Bubs]] points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
*[[Hremail 7]] {{--}} One of the flavors of [[melonade]] is Taco Explosion.
*[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas, they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] (Triungulate version) {{--}} In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.

==See Also==
*[[Burgers]]
*[[Sandwiches]]

<nowiki>[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]</nowiki>

=Words Ending in -o=
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{--}} The most rare and beautiful bird is called the '''[[Yello Dello]]'''.
*[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] {{--}} Homestar calls Strong Bad "'''Strong-o Bad-o'''".
*Email [[lady fan]] {{--}} Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his '''[[Twees|buttweesimo]]'''.
*[[Punkin Stencils]] {{--}} Homestar calls [[The Jolly Dumple]] '''Tongue-o Drippo'''.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} The name of the fast food restaurant is called '''[[Blubb-O's]]'''.
*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is '''[[Ina-Pro-Pro]]'''.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The Homestar Runner's gulps as '''gulpo''' and '''gulpamundo'''.
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that the [[King of Town]] dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a '''no-brain-o.'''
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] {{--}} '''Deflato-head''' Strong Bad and '''decapitato-head''' Strong Sad each sold separately.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] {{--}} Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is '''Provisional Accept-o''' and '''Roboto Accept-o'''.
*[[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] {{--}} Strong Bad refers to the calendar as '''Disappointo'''. Strong Sad remarks that he thought he was Disappointo.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] {{--}}
**The Wingzz Hutt offers '''Facemelto''' sauce.
** If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will '''fake-o solve-o''' The Chief's '''case-o''' first. The Chief replies that he loves queso.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]] {{--}} Talking to the Quickstart Guide, Dangeresque reminds it to float like '''Ms. Chlorino''' taught in the pool.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}}
**A generic error message is '''Loopto Rodoopto'''.
**The statue with two shields is named '''Homestarmero''' Duplicishield.
*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} Homestar Runner's check is notarized by someone named '''Name-O Sign-O'''.

<nowiki>[[Category:Word running gags]]</nowiki>

=The King of Town's Health Problems=
{{nophoto}}
The [[King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] {{--}} The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
*[[Halloween Potion Ma-Jig]] {{--}} He and the [[Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
*Email [[more armies]] {{--}} The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
*[[Strong Badia the Free] {{--}} The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
*Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
*Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} When King [[Bubs]]gonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
*Email [[fan club]] {{--}} Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[whatsit]]. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] {{--}} When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
*[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] {{--}} His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.

<nowiki>[[Category:Food running gags]]</nowiki>

=Jank=
Noun: Can be anything, similar to "junk": "Gimme that jank!" 
Verb: To harm someone: "You was trying to jank me!" 
Adjective: "Janky": Doesn't work well. 

==Examples==
*Email [[caffeine]] {{--}} After [[Strong Sad]] suffers a caffeine crash, [[Coach Z]] says that Strong Sad was trying to jank him.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] {{--}} [[Cheerleader]] angrily grabs the school yearbook, yelling "Gimme that jank!"
*[[Costume Commercial]] {{--}} A trick-or-treating Homestar Runner incorrectly refers to homeowner Strong Bad as "Mrs. Jankroe".
*[[April Fools 2014]] {{--}} Discovering that the Windows System Sound downloads are out of date, [[Strong Bad]] says he should update that jank.
*[[Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation]] {{--}} Homestar mentions using his favorite "janked-up bendy straw" in his [[melonade]].
*[[SBCG4AP Playthrough]] {{--}} Because of Kickstarter, Strong Bad says they can do all sorts of crazy jank, like a crowdsourced [[Peasant's Quest]] speedrun.
*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} [[Pom Pom]] guesses that [[Homestar Runner]] would call his costume a [[-èd|Stripèd]] Bear Jankboree.

<nowiki>[[Category:Word running gags]]</nowiki>

=-ularly=
[[File:Strong Badge Jelly Pop.PNG|thumb|Novelty confections have to be my favorite growth sector of the suffix industry.]]
The {{w|suffix}} '''-ularly''', meaning "of or relating to something", is often appended to words in a way that does not form a proper adverb.

== Examples ==
* [[@StrongBadActual]] ({{prs|ID=528048881439735808|day=30|month=Oct|year=2014}}) {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] offers the [[YouTube]] link to [[I Killed Pom Pom]] "for the '''Flash-ularly''' impaired".
* [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show]] (September 2) {{--}} [[Puppet Strong Bad]] offers that [[James Huggins]] was not "'''sports-ularly''' inclined" to explain why he called [[Mark Lemke]] a "Home Star Runner".
* [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] {{--}} Strong Bad describes [[Dijjery Doo]]'s plan as having "catastrophically '''head chunkularly''' backfired".
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2023]] {{--}} Strong Bad observes that [[Senor Cardgage]] is a costume well-suited for "the '''physique-ularly''' enchanced".
===Variations===
* Email [[licensed]] {{--}} Strong Bad offers a "gummi '''gel-ular''' pop, from ''Strong Badge: The Movie''" as an example of an unlicensed confection.

<nowiki>[[Category:Variable word running gags]]</nowiki>

=A Midsummer Nite's Date=
<div style="width:40%;text-align:left;margin-left:30%">
<center>
''Act 1'' 
''Scene 1'' 
''Enter Homestar Runner and Marzipan.''
</center>

HOMESTAR RUNNER
:Heigh-ho, behold fair Marzipan.
:Thy countenance is like to that of a moth'r to whom foxes calleth!

MARZIPAN
:Pray ye, Homestar, out upon't.
:Liken mine own countenance to a mother well-favour'd, doth thee?
:Thy words' purport doth more offence.

HOMESTAR RUNNER
:Cheerily, my dear. E'en so!
:Mine purport is that which hast more offence.
:Say, where art we to dine this night? The Chez Perez, mayhap?

MARZIPAN
:Nay. Cry mercy, it was mine own counsel
:to spend this night out with The Cheat.
:If constant be my presurmise,
:'twill be thy night-rule to run no-where, and there's an end.

HOMESTAR RUNNER
:I warrant you, my dear. 'Twas indeed my counsel to...
:But soft. Say you?

''Enter Strong Bad and The Cheat.''

STRONG BAD 
''To The Cheat.''
:How now, The Cheat. Say you?

THE CHEAT
:''The Cheat noises.''

STRONG BAD
:Much, make thy words faithed. No whit should I trowest thou!

HOMESTAR RUNNER 
''To Marzipan.''
:No whit should I trowest that thou art The Cheating on me!
:Say thee that thou {{-}} out alas {{-}} hearken for his figure?

STRONG BAD 
''To The Cheat.''
:Come, never canst thou deign to phrase it such. Fie, a figure!
:Thou speakest of a mere besom stick.

HOMESTAR RUNNER 
''To Marzipan.''
:Thou speakest of a mere Banbury cheese!

MARZIPAN
:Know't, Homestar. I speak of a night-out and nothing more.
:Evermore hast our quart'r been ope.

HOMESTAR RUNNER
:Y'have said, but that's all one.
:In mine faith, some certain of fox's moth'rs I have cast away,
:overgoing my reckoning.

MARZIPAN
:Thou speakest of four, trow?

HOMESTAR RUNNER
:And lo, the giber. You may, you may!
:Say thy name is besom-wit, dost thou?

STRONG BAD 
''To The Cheat.''
:Say thy name is Banbury-wit, dost thou?

HOMESTAR RUNNER
:Then why{{--}}

STRONG BAD
:{{--}}dost thou{{--}}

HOMESTAR RUNNER
:{{--}}not make haste{{--}}

HOMESTAR RUNNER and STRONG BAD 
''To each other.''
:{{--}}and go thy ways?

HOMESTAR RUNNER 
''To Strong Bad.''
:Pray ye?

STRONG BAD
:Say you?

MARZIPAN 
''To The Cheat.''
:Content, thou hast heard their mandate. Let us go our ways!

''Marzipan and The Cheat exit.''
</div>

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[[Image:HeadlessSB.png|STUB'D!]] ''Alas, poor document, thou art but a [[:Category:Stubs|stub]]. I pray thee, reader, helpest the Homestar Runner Wiki by lending [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} thine own writ].''
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The Only Girl

68.37.43.131 — Sat, 02 Dec 2023 19:35:25 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Characters from Sub-Universes */ There are two women in this movie, but they're both portrayed by the same actress.

[[Image:NewestMarzipan.png|thumb|"I'm the only girl."]]
Since [[Marzipan]] is '''the only main character that is female''' in the [[Homestar Runner universe]], [[characters]] sometimes [[TVTropes:Main/LampshadeHanging|lampshade]] that fact by remarking about it.

== Appearances==
*[[Who Said What Now?]] {{--}} When Marzipan is clicked on, she says "I'm the only girl."
*[[Homestar Runner's Character Video]] {{--}} Homestar says he dates the only girl.
*Email [[marzipan]] {{--}} Emily, the author of the email, mentions that the only girl she's seen even near [[Strong Bad]] is Marzipan.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} When Homestar turns into Freaky Marzipan, Marzipan says "Hooray! I'm not the only girl!"
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] {{--}} The entire toon and commentary explain why Marzipan is the only girl on the website. The commentary also explains [[The Brothers Chaps]]' numerous attempts at introducing another female character.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] asks Marzipan if she can introduce him to other ladies she might know, since she isn't his type.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} Strong Bad leaves a prank call pretending to be the new girl character, "[[Sharpdene]]", who acknowledges the fact that Marzipan was the only girl.

==Other Female Characters==
Despite Marzipan's being the only female among the main characters, there exist several secondary characters as well as characters from other created sub-universes.

=== Secondary Characters ===
*[[General and Fraulein Pom Pom|Fraulein Pom Pom]], the mother of [[Pom Pom]] (from [[Pom Pom, Too]])
*An [[Unnamed Characters#Other Characters|unnamed blonde audience member]] standing behind [[Mr. Bland]] in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[Rejected Characters#Champeen|Champeen]] (from [[Dancin' Bubs]] and [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
*Pom Pom's [[Pom Pom's Girls|girlfriends]]
*The female [[The Sad Kids|Sad Kid]]
*[[Modestly Hot Homsar]] (imagined by Strong Bad)
*[[Pom Pom]]'s hypothetical sister, [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family#Stella Do|Stella Do]] (imagined by Strong Bad in [[Family Resemblence]])
*[[Marshie's mother]] (from [[retirement]])
*[[Rejected Characters#Preshy and Rafferty|Preshy]], [[Rejected Characters#The Hurricane|The Hurricane]], and [[Folly]], and other [[rejected characters]] (from [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
*[[Crack Stuntman's girlfriend]] (partially unseen)
*[[Grandmaw Auntpaw]]
*The [[Strong Bad Classics!|Porridge Maiden]] (presumably fictional)

=== [[Unseen Characters]] ===
*[[Shut Up, Lady|The Shut Up Lady]]
*Marzipan's cousin [[Debra]] (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]])
*[[Bubs]]'s first wife (mentioned in [[fan club]])
*Bubs's sister (mentioned in [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*[[Marzipan]]'s sister (mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
*[[Humidibot]]'s girlfriend Humidibeth (mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])

=== Characters from Sub-Universes ===
*Marzipan's [[Marzipan#Variations|variations]]:
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]
**[[Marzi-Mei]]
**[[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#M.Z. Pan|M.Z. Pan]]
**[[Yonder Website Character Variations#Character 5|Character 5]]
*From [[Teen Girl Squad]]:
**[[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] {{--}} According to The Brothers Chaps, it was the introduction of Teen Girl Squad that curtailed their efforts at creating another main-universe female character.
**[[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy|Mindy]] and [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy's Friends|her friends]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Daphne|Daphne]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. Frillsneck|Mrs. Frillsneck]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Meredith|Meredith]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Kimberly|Kimberly]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Medusa|Medusa]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]]
*From [[Cheat Commandos]]:
**[[Foxface]], the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!")
**[[Blue Laser Commander]]'s Nana
**[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
**[[Gunhavette]]
*From the [[Dangeresque]] franchise:
**[[Cutesy Buttons]] (portrayed by Marzipan)
**[[Sultry Buttons]] (also portrayed by Marzipan)
**[[Perducci]]'s mother, Mama Perducci, and his Nana.
*From [[Powered by The Cheat]]:
**[[Baby Styles]]
**[[strong badathlon|Laconic]]
*The [[Unnamed Characters#Dullard Characters|female character]] from [[Dullard]]
*The [[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|little girl]] from [[A Folky Tale]]
*[[Advantage]]
*The healer and the fair Maiden Ogletree from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Thy Dungeonman II|Thy Dungeonman II]], the hag from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Thy Dungeonman 3|Thy Dungeonman 3]], and Collagen's mother from the [[Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]].
*The [[Baby Lady]] from [[Peasant's Quest]].
*The [[Keeper of Trogdor]] Crangolev and Galgabudge's mother.

=== [[Puppet Stuff]] ===
*[[Little Girl]]
*[[Other Little Girl]]
*[[Very, Very Little Girl]]

=== [[Pseudocharacters]] ===
*[[Wormdingler]]
*Marzipan's guitar [[Carol]]
*Marzipan's microwave [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]
*[[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Belinda]]

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Bad's Ladies]]
*[[Pom Pom's Girls]]
*[[Parents]]
*[[Unseen Characters]]

[[Category:Word running gags|Only Girl]]
[[Category:Lists|Only Girl]]
[[Category:Marzipan]]

The Only Girl

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 01 Dec 2023 04:37:21 GMT

68.37.43.131: Couple more that I missed; a cool older sister, a mother, and a nana.

[[Image:NewestMarzipan.png|thumb|"I'm the only girl."]]
Since [[Marzipan]] is '''the only main character that is female''' in the [[Homestar Runner universe]], [[characters]] sometimes [[TVTropes:Main/LampshadeHanging|lampshade]] that fact by remarking about it.

== Appearances==
*[[Who Said What Now?]] {{--}} When Marzipan is clicked on, she says "I'm the only girl."
*[[Homestar Runner's Character Video]] {{--}} Homestar says he dates the only girl.
*Email [[marzipan]] {{--}} Emily, the author of the email, mentions that the only girl she's seen even near [[Strong Bad]] is Marzipan.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} When Homestar turns into Freaky Marzipan, Marzipan says "Hooray! I'm not the only girl!"
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] {{--}} The entire toon and commentary explain why Marzipan is the only girl on the website. The commentary also explains [[The Brothers Chaps]]' numerous attempts at introducing another female character.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] asks Marzipan if she can introduce him to other ladies she might know, since she isn't his type.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} Strong Bad leaves a prank call pretending to be the new girl character, "[[Sharpdene]]", who acknowledges the fact that Marzipan was the only girl.

==Other Female Characters==
Despite Marzipan's being the only female among the main characters, there exist several secondary characters as well as characters from other created sub-universes.

=== Secondary Characters ===
*[[General and Fraulein Pom Pom|Fraulein Pom Pom]], the mother of [[Pom Pom]] (from [[Pom Pom, Too]])
*An [[Unnamed Characters#Other Characters|unnamed blonde audience member]] standing behind [[Mr. Bland]] in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[Rejected Characters#Champeen|Champeen]] (from [[Dancin' Bubs]] and [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
*Pom Pom's [[Pom Pom's Girls|girlfriends]]
*The female [[The Sad Kids|Sad Kid]]
*[[Modestly Hot Homsar]] (imagined by Strong Bad)
*[[Pom Pom]]'s hypothetical sister, [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family#Stella Do|Stella Do]] (imagined by Strong Bad in [[Family Resemblence]])
*[[Marshie's mother]] (from [[retirement]])
*[[Rejected Characters#Preshy and Rafferty|Preshy]], [[Rejected Characters#The Hurricane|The Hurricane]], and [[Folly]], and other [[rejected characters]] (from [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
*[[Crack Stuntman's girlfriend]] (partially unseen)
*[[Grandmaw Auntpaw]]
*The [[Strong Bad Classics!|Porridge Maiden]] (presumably fictional)

=== [[Unseen Characters]] ===
*[[Shut Up, Lady|The Shut Up Lady]]
*Marzipan's cousin [[Debra]] (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]])
*[[Bubs]]'s first wife (mentioned in [[fan club]])
*Bubs's sister (mentioned in [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*[[Marzipan]]'s sister (mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
*[[Humidibot]]'s girlfriend Humidibeth (mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])

=== Characters from Sub-Universes ===
*Marzipan's [[Marzipan#Variations|variations]]:
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]
**[[Marzi-Mei]]
**[[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#M.Z. Pan|M.Z. Pan]]
**[[Yonder Website Character Variations#Character 5|Character 5]]
*From [[Teen Girl Squad]]:
**[[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] {{--}} According to The Brothers Chaps, it was the introduction of Teen Girl Squad that curtailed their efforts at creating another main-universe female character.
**[[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy|Mindy]] and [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy's Friends|her friends]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Daphne|Daphne]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. Frillsneck|Mrs. Frillsneck]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Meredith|Meredith]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Kimberly|Kimberly]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Medusa|Medusa]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]]
*From [[Cheat Commandos]]:
**[[Foxface]], the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!")
**[[Blue Laser Commander]]'s Nana
**[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
**[[Gunhavette]]
*From [[Powered by The Cheat]]:
**[[Baby Styles]]
**[[strong badathlon|Laconic]]
*The [[Unnamed Characters#Dullard Characters|female character]] from [[Dullard]]
*The [[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|little girl]] from [[A Folky Tale]]
*[[Advantage]]
*The healer and the fair Maiden Ogletree from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Thy Dungeonman II|Thy Dungeonman II]], the hag from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Thy Dungeonman 3|Thy Dungeonman 3]], and Collagen's mother from the [[Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]].
*The [[Baby Lady]] from [[Peasant's Quest]].
*The [[Keeper of Trogdor]] Crangolev and Galgabudge's mother.
=== [[Puppet Stuff]] ===
*[[Little Girl]]
*[[Other Little Girl]]
*[[Very, Very Little Girl]]

=== [[Pseudocharacters]] ===
*[[Wormdingler]]
*Marzipan's guitar [[Carol]]
*Marzipan's microwave [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]
*[[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Belinda]]

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Bad's Ladies]]
*[[Pom Pom's Girls]]
*[[Parents]]
*[[Unseen Characters]]

[[Category:Word running gags|Only Girl]]
[[Category:Lists|Only Girl]]
[[Category:Marzipan]]

The Only Girl

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 01 Dec 2023 04:15:39 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Characters from Sub-Universes */ Healers, hags, and ladies with babies.

[[Image:NewestMarzipan.png|thumb|"I'm the only girl."]]
Since [[Marzipan]] is '''the only main character that is female''' in the [[Homestar Runner universe]], [[characters]] sometimes [[TVTropes:Main/LampshadeHanging|lampshade]] that fact by remarking about it.

== Appearances==
*[[Who Said What Now?]] {{--}} When Marzipan is clicked on, she says "I'm the only girl."
*[[Homestar Runner's Character Video]] {{--}} Homestar says he dates the only girl.
*Email [[marzipan]] {{--}} Emily, the author of the email, mentions that the only girl she's seen even near [[Strong Bad]] is Marzipan.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} When Homestar turns into Freaky Marzipan, Marzipan says "Hooray! I'm not the only girl!"
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] {{--}} The entire toon and commentary explain why Marzipan is the only girl on the website. The commentary also explains [[The Brothers Chaps]]' numerous attempts at introducing another female character.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] asks Marzipan if she can introduce him to other ladies she might know, since she isn't his type.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} Strong Bad leaves a prank call pretending to be the new girl character, "[[Sharpdene]]", who acknowledges the fact that Marzipan was the only girl.

==Other Female Characters==
Despite Marzipan's being the only female among the main characters, there exist several secondary characters as well as characters from other created sub-universes.

=== Secondary Characters ===
*[[General and Fraulein Pom Pom|Fraulein Pom Pom]], the mother of [[Pom Pom]] (from [[Pom Pom, Too]])
*An [[Unnamed Characters#Other Characters|unnamed blonde audience member]] standing behind [[Mr. Bland]] in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[The Yello Dello]]
*[[Rejected Characters#Champeen|Champeen]] (from [[Dancin' Bubs]] and [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
*Pom Pom's [[Pom Pom's Girls|girlfriends]]
*The female [[The Sad Kids|Sad Kid]]
*[[Modestly Hot Homsar]] (imagined by Strong Bad)
*[[Pom Pom]]'s hypothetical sister, [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family#Stella Do|Stella Do]] (imagined by Strong Bad in [[Family Resemblence]])
*[[Marshie's mother]] (from [[retirement]])
*[[Rejected Characters#Preshy and Rafferty|Preshy]], [[Rejected Characters#The Hurricane|The Hurricane]], and [[Folly]], and other [[rejected characters]] (from [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
*[[Crack Stuntman's girlfriend]] (partially unseen)
*[[Grandmaw Auntpaw]]
*The [[Strong Bad Classics!|Porridge Maiden]] (presumably fictional)

=== [[Unseen Characters]] ===
*[[Shut Up, Lady|The Shut Up Lady]]
*Marzipan's cousin [[Debra]] (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]])
*[[Bubs]]'s first wife (mentioned in [[fan club]])
*Bubs's sister (mentioned in [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*[[Marzipan]]'s sister (mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
*[[Humidibot]]'s girlfriend Humidibeth (mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])

=== Characters from Sub-Universes ===
*Marzipan's [[Marzipan#Variations|variations]]:
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]
**[[Marzi-Mei]]
**[[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#M.Z. Pan|M.Z. Pan]]
**[[Yonder Website Character Variations#Character 5|Character 5]]
*From [[Teen Girl Squad]]:
**[[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] {{--}} According to The Brothers Chaps, it was the introduction of Teen Girl Squad that curtailed their efforts at creating another main-universe female character.
**[[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy|Mindy]] and [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy's Friends|her friends]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Daphne|Daphne]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. Frillsneck|Mrs. Frillsneck]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Meredith|Meredith]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Kimberly|Kimberly]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Medusa|Medusa]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]]
*From [[Cheat Commandos]]:
**[[Foxface]], the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!")
**[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
**[[Gunhavette]]
*From [[Powered by The Cheat]]:
**[[Baby Styles]]
**[[strong badathlon|Laconic]]
*The [[Unnamed Characters#Dullard Characters|female character]] from [[Dullard]]
*The [[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|little girl]] from [[A Folky Tale]]
*[[Advantage]]
*The healer and the fair Maiden Ogletree from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Thy Dungeonman II|Thy Dungeonman II]], the hag from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Thy Dungeonman 3|Thy Dungeonman 3]], and Collagen's mother from the [[Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]].
*The [[Baby Lady]] from [[Peasant's Quest]].

=== [[Puppet Stuff]] ===
*[[Little Girl]]
*[[Other Little Girl]]
*[[Very, Very Little Girl]]

=== [[Pseudocharacters]] ===
*[[Wormdingler]]
*Marzipan's guitar [[Carol]]
*Marzipan's microwave [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]
*[[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Belinda]]

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Bad's Ladies]]
*[[Pom Pom's Girls]]
*[[Parents]]
*[[Unseen Characters]]

[[Category:Word running gags|Only Girl]]
[[Category:Lists|Only Girl]]
[[Category:Marzipan]]

User talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc

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== bit o help there? ==
Sup Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, Im here to give you a couple pointers on a few things. 
1. Span Tags: Whenever you change the <nowiki></nowiki>Color of words. You have to end it with a, otherwise, it'll keep going down the page with that color. If you have more than one span tags, you have to close each of them with a <nowiki></nowiki>, not just a single tag. 
 
2. Templates you keep using: You also seem to be using unneeded templates. IE: [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&diff=prev&oldid=704202 Edit Remove], [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&diff=prev&oldid=704084 headline], and [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&diff=next&oldid=703141 some maner of sig type deal]. 
[[File:Show preview.png|thumb|539px|This one, not that one. We got that? Now gimmie five.]]
3. Show Preview: I've that you have made several consecutive edits to the same page. I'd like to point out the Show Preview button. It's right next to the Save Page button when you edit. You should use it whenever you are making a lot of experimental edits, for example when you are trying to get formatting right, or checking to se if the above templates exist. Using the Show Preview button is quicker and easier than saving and clicking "edit" again, and will keep [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] and page histories from being flooded.
 
 
That's all that I've noticed, but if there's anything thing else, anything at all, please contact me on my [[User talk:Movie magic man|talk page]]. Keep on tranglin -{{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 23:13, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

==Outdated Conversations==
Hey Gfdgsgxgzgdrc; just thought you should know that it is generally advised not to reply to conversations that are more than a couple months old unless you have an argument of some kind to bring up. People are on the ball around here, and things are generally taken care of pretty quickly. basically, pay more attention to the timestamps. if there isn't one, look around the talk post for others that are logically nearby. If the talk post was added in 2006, the discussion is probably dead by now. Also, if you want to put something on the talk page of a user who hasn't been here in a while, on the left side of the screen, right under the search box is a "toolbox" menu. you can click on "User contributions" in that menu and see how long ago the most recent date was. If they haven't been here in a couple years, maybe refrain from putting anything on their talk page. These are just basic guidelines to follow to keep the wiki running more smoothly. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 05:17, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
:[http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:rock_opera&curid=5555&diff=722179&oldid=715362&rcid=683788 You did it again]. That conversation is over six years old, and long dead. As the Knights said, it's not advised to reply to these. It's a simple matter to check how old a conversation is, and it's all explained in the message above this. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 15:29, 8 June 2011 (UTC)

== April Fools' ==

Regarding your {{p|l={{FULLURL:Talk:Main Page|diff=727698&oldid=727660}} recent edit to the Main talk page}}, it's not as bad of an idea imo as the {{p|l={{FULLURL:Talk:Main Page|diff=727699&oldid=727698}} follow-up edit}} would suggest. The problem with your idea this time is the fact that you suggested it in the first place. If you spend much time on the forum, it's just like proposed Halloween costumes: suggesting one practically eliminates any chance of it ever being used on the site. It removes the element of surprise. Additionally, as far as i'm aware, the bureaucrats aren't really looking for suggestions, and even if they were, they would not want the suggestions to be publicly announced for the same reason. However, if you believe that it is a great April Fools' Day prank, you are more than welcome to replace your user page with it when the time comes. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 06:49, 28 December 2011 (UTC)

== Scalawaggery ==

"It's", with the apostrophe, is always short for "it is". If "it is" does not make sense, the correct spelling is "its". You wouldn't say "Strong Bad's Computer Exceeding '''It Is''' Technical Specifications", would you? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:23, 9 February 2012 (UTC)
:Well, "it's" can also mean "it has" but it can not mean "the X belonging to it". See also [[Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar]]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 13:21, 9 February 2012 (UTC)
::''Oh.'' I'm so sorry. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:56, 10 February 2012 (UTC)

== Homsar Wiki ==

Hey Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, I noticed that picture you have of Homsar. It's really funny. I was bored and decided to make an improved one for you, but you don't have to use it though. Hope you like it! {{User:Tenerence Love/sig}} 22:54, 5 May 2012 (UTC)

https://sites.google.com/site/virtualpizz/homsarwiki.png

:That. is. ''AWESOME''. Good job. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:03, 10 May 2012 (UTC)

== Main Page 15 ==

How was the Main Page 15 picture without the button effects better? The other main page pictures have buttons turned on. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 12:34, 10 August 2012 (UTC)
:Because it makes the picture look less crowded. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}}

== fish i lenz ==

I fixed the Fish Eye Lens subtitles some time ago and found out today that it was ''you'' that broke it. The Gfdgsgxgzgdrc. is '''GROUNDED'''. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 22:34, 25 May 2015 (UTC)
:Oh. Ummm... sorry about that... {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}}

== Edit Summaries ==

Hi Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, I wanted to drop a reminder about edit summaries. I wish I had noticed this sooner but [[Special:Contributions/Gfdgsgxgzgdrc|almost none of your contributions]] have any edit summaries. Edit Summaries help other editors know at a glance what it is that your edits are changing. So please don't neglect edit summaries and let the community know what it is that you're working on. Thanks and keep on tranglin'. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:00, 28 June 2015 (UTC)
:Okay! I'll remember that. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 18:11, 29 June 2015 (UTC)
::Hey man, just wanted to pop in and offer a friendly reminder about this again. Thanks! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:03, 10 August 2016 (UTC)
:::Argh! Sorry about that. Thanks for the reminder. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:23, 10 August 2016 (UTC)

== Main Page 26 subtitles ==

Why does Main Page 26 [[Subtitles:main26/en|have subtitles]]? the amount of frames you're listing isn't even on the page for me and none of the buttons use the Flash frames. Is it just me? - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 13:52, 17 August 2015 (UTC)
:Oh. Umm... I tried to make subtitles for Main Page 26, but it didn't work. You can just delete it. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 20:47, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

== Meat and Cheese Subs ==

You gonna finish those subtitles? - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 00:05, 14 November 2015 (UTC)
:Oh. Right. Umm... probably not. Nope. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:53, 14 November 2015 (UTC)
::I did 'em. I can did it twelve times! - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 05:11, 14 November 2015 (UTC)
:::Nice! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 18:37, 14 November 2015 (UTC)

== I'm honored, but... ==

...is it really important enough to redirect "Purple Wrench" to Hremail 62? Are users searching for it a lot?

I mean, I guess [[Homestar Dinoland]] does redirect there too... --{{User:Purple Wrench/sig}}00:29, 20 July 2016 (UTC)
:Well, it's possible that someone who's new to Homestar Runner might think that the purple wrench is a running gag, so they search it up on the wiki. I see no reason for it to not be a redirect. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:32, 20 July 2016 (UTC)

== Hey man. ==
Thanks for helping me with uploading pictures. I didn't even know that! Anyway, I kinda need some more help with creating a signature. I dont know how to do that.
-Mml554
:You should create your signature [[User:Mml554/sig|here]]. It should have a link to your page (<nowiki>[[User:Mml554|Mml554]]</nowiki>). And maybe a link to your talk page as well. It can also have colors and '''small''' pictures (like about this size: {{u|hr}}) and other stuff. Just read [[HRWiki:Signatures|this]] to know how to do everything. After you [[montage|creat]] your signature, go to "[[Special:Preferences|my preferences]]" and in the text box where it says "Signature", type "<nowiki>{{User:Mml554/sig}}</nowiki>". Then check the box that says "Treat signature as wikitext (without an automatic link)". [[flashback|Combolations]], you have a signature! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 04:27, 31 July 2016 (UTC)

== new update!!!!! ==
Dude,Homestar Runner's LIVE!! There's a new update!!!! :D {{User:Mml554/sig‎}}
:I know! It's awesome! I'm so excited. Also, your sig is too big. It should be this big: [[Image:sigbox.png|maximum signature size]]. And it should have a link to your userpage. How about this? '''[[User:Mml554|Mml554]]''' {{u|hr}} It fits the requirements and isn't to big. You can also make it different colors if you'd like ('''[[User:Mml554|Mml554]]''' {{u|hr}}) or add a link to your [[User talk:Mml554|talk page]] or [[Special:Contributions/Mml554|contributions]], or both ('''[[User:Mml554|Mml554]]''' {{u|hr}} [[User talk:Mml554|Talk]]/[[Special:Contributions/Mml554|Cont]]). I can design it for you, if you'd like. You can find out more [[HRWiki:Signature|here]] and also [[Help:Signature|here]]. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 21:25, 7 August 2016 (UTC)
Thanks man! My only problem is I don't know how to make that my sig, since copy/paste doesn't work.
:I can copy and paste it for you. What do you want your sig to look like? {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 03:03, 8 August 2016 (UTC)
The orange one should do.
:Okay, I did it. Anything you want me to change about it? {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 19:37, 9 August 2016 (UTC)
Nope. Thanks! {{User:Mml554/sig}}

Sorry to bother you, but can you make the picture a link to my talk page? Thanks, {{User:Mml554/sig}}

== Incomplete articles are not necessarily stubs ==

You nearly doubled the size of that article. (Great! Unfortunately the "Others" section is rather unwieldy and is in dire need of further organization.) Still, that didn't necessarily make it a stub. A stub is an article that is so bare bones that it can't be considered encyclopedic yet. The stub template is supposed to be a cue to the reader that the current content is basically a placeholder. Once there's some real meat to the article, it loses its stub status, even if it can still be expanded quite a bit. Likewise very short articles that ''can't'' be expanded because there's nothing else to add are not stubs. They're just short. I did a random sampling of the articles currently in the stub category and noticed that most of them are probably not stubs. Also, edit summaries of articles are in general a poor place to make editorial comments directed at specific users. Cheers. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:15, 22 September 2016 (UTC)
:Oh, okay. Sorry, I didn't know that. Thanks! (And it wasn't really an editorial comment directed at you, I was just making an ironic joke.) {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 22:43, 22 September 2016 (UTC)

== Everybody Everybody twitter post ==

Did you make that picture yourself? Pretty dang impressive. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 08:21, 20 October 2016 (UTC)
:Why yes, I did. Thanks a lot!! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:41, 21 October 2016 (UTC)

== Subtitle Tips ==

Hey there! First of all, thanks for doing the subtitles. And so far, they've been great! But I want to give a few criticisms if you're fine with that. First, you should edit in your subtitles in one go. Use Notepad++ (I recommend Notepad++ '''heavily''') or whatever text editor you desire and just type down the whole subtitles and release it in one go. There's really no point in releasing it in segments like with transcripts. Speaking of transcripts, don't include elements in transcripts such as italics on shows or other material like ''Seinfeld'' and don't include notes such as ''{speaking in a southern accent}''. Transcripts are supposed to be a secondary source of the toons' actions while subtitles are meant to be a guide to the toons. Subtitles are supposed to simply show what the characters are saying and nothing else. (Besides SFX) Also, speaking of editing, test, test, test. Your last subtitles update has numerous errors in it, including a pretty obvious error with a line's start being before the end of a former line and an odd error where you had a starting bracket in the middle of a line which the all-in-one mistakes for a target. Testing subtitles before release and checking the timings to be as close as you want are good ways to make great subtitles. Other than that... you did a [[A Jorb Well Done|great jorb]]. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 02:40, 30 October 2016 (UTC)
:<s>Hey guys Catjaz here. Back again with some new subtitles tips.</s> Hey there. Few more tips. First is that you shouldn't let subtitles hang when the characters are done saying their lines. If the character stops talking, then just end that line there. You can leave blank frames without lines just fine and they'll appear more natural with the character's talking. Second is that you shouldn't let lines hang on the end frames. If a toon stops at 1255 frames, you should end the line, usually the (music) sfx line, at 1254. Alright that's about it. Great job with the subs! - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 22:00, 30 October 2016 (UTC)
::Yup, 'kay. Sorry. Thanks for the tips! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 22:42, 30 October 2016 (UTC)

== Anahnimus Kuntribewtore ==

Your edit summaries have not gone unappreciated. {{User:The thing/sig}} 06:07, 22 November 2016 (UTC)
:They have now gone appreciated. - {{User:Catjaz63/sig}} 07:13, 23 November 2016 (UTC)
::Oh, thanks, guys. That warms my heart. [[A Decemberween Mackerel|Not enough to stave off the onset of hypothermia, of course.]] But a month-long coma's nothing I haven't dealt with before. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 23:36, 23 November 2016 (UTC)

==Creating redirects for a potential rename==
Hey, I've noticed that a couple of times, there has been a discussion of renaming an article, and you've created a redirect in the intended move space to the already existing title. This actually achieves the opposite result than what we're looking to do, since it effectively keeps the page from being moved to that title. (I once tried to move [[Family Resemblence]] to the correct spelling of "resemblance" but was informed that I couldn't because the redirect was in place. I didn't know at the time that it was intentionally spelled that way.) Most recently you [[Talk:Keyboard Strong Bad|supported]] a move from "Keyboard Strong Bad" to "Casio Head Strong Bad", but then you created that redirect back to the original title. If we want to move it, we don't want the "Casio Head Strong Bad" redirect to exist, or it probably won't be moved there, as was the case with The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects with its suggested move to The Brothers Chaps' Other Projects. If you could chill on that for a while, that'd be great. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 17:32, 10 December 2016 (UTC)
:Ohhh. Sorry... I didn't know that. Won't do it anymore. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 21:21, 10 December 2016 (UTC)

== Transparent images ==

Hi, Gfdgsgxgzgdrc. I've noticed you've been uploading images with transparent backgrounds. I question the necessity of that because it removes important context from the images. If you think this is something we should embrace, I'd like to see a discussion on [[HRWiki:Standards]] about it first. Even if we do decide to do it, you should not overwrite the old images. Please upload using a new filename instead. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:06, 15 December 2016 (UTC)
:Okay... sorry! I'll remember that next time! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 03:08, 15 December 2016 (UTC)

== Whoa ==

Wow, I didn't realize you were CoolGuyBug from Scratch! I'm i-like-luigi, by the way, if you didn't already know. --{{User:Mml554/sig}} 23:42, 24 January 2017 (UTC)

== About "Cut it out" ==

Hey. Just thought I'd mention something to you: Usually, telling a troll or vandal to stop won't help. Many of them actually like it when people are angry or annoyed at them, so in some cases, it may only encourage them toward more trolling and/or vandalism. Usually it's best just to make a simple edit summary like "rv/v". Anyway, thanks for the reverts, and keep on tranglin'. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:20, 28 February 2017 (UTC)
:Ah, thanks. Sorry, I didn't realize that. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 07:16, 28 February 2017 (UTC)
:: FYI, I have changed the summary to be simply "rv". Cheers. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:06, 28 February 2017 (UTC)

== Transparent images improval ==

Please improve the transparencies on [[:File:humidibot.png|humidibot.png]] and [[:File:AWFy.PNG|AWFy.PNG]]. I can see visible pixels around both images. --[[Special:Contributions/78.160.150.38|78.160.150.38]] 21:43, 16 April 2017 (UTC)
:A'ight. Thanks. I did those when I was still inexperienced at transparentizing stuff, and before I started using a Flash decompiler. I'm sure I could do better now. In fact, there are a few more images that could be improved. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 06:41, 17 April 2017 (UTC)

== Thanks ==

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for cleaning up my edits yesterday. It's been quite a while since I edited the wiki, I just saw an unfinished project that seemed easy to work on and did a bunch of them when I had some free time. [[User:Freshasabagel|Freshasabagel]] 04:13, 22 June 2017 (UTC)
:Thanks! I mean, you're welcome. I mean... both. Nice job on those descriptions, by the way. They're really good. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 04:53, 22 June 2017 (UTC)

== Replacing the content of an image ==

Hello. I'd like to direct your attention to [[:File:SB bathroom.PNG]] and [[:File:LaundryRoom.PNG]], which are just two examples of images that you've replaced recently. I don't have a problem with updated or stitched-together versions of images, but if the content of the new image is dramatically different from the previous version, the new version should be uploaded under its own filename, especially if the old image has stood for years. With rare exceptions, we should completely overwrite an image only to improve some technical or compositional aspect of the image without changing the subject. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:42, 3 September 2017 (UTC)
:Okay, thanks! I understand, but I'm not quite sure why this is so important. If I simply replace the content of an image, hardly anything else will have to be updated. If I upload it under a new name, I'd have to replace the name of the image on all of the pages the old version was used on, and the old version will be unused and have to be deleted. If the image will only become useless, why not just change it instead? Replacing the content will have the same effect on the pages, but with less work, and nothing will have to be deleted. Additionally, both images are only used on two pages, so replacing the content won't make too much of a difference. Anyway, I'm fine with this rule, and I'll remember to follow it in the future, but I'd just appreciate an explanation. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 00:56, 4 September 2017 (UTC)
:: We would not delete the old versions. It's not hurting anything for them to stay on the server. (In fact, from a technical standpoint, the only difference between uploading under a new name and "overwriting" an existing image is a little bit of database overhead; none of the old versions are ever ''really'' gone unless we take extra steps. In addition, the only images we tend to delete are personal images.) The problem with uploading noticeably different content over a longstanding image is that it makes it impossible to properly view a previous version of a page. We also never know when an unused image might become relevant again. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:31, 4 September 2017 (UTC)
:::Okay then. [[flashback|Now I understand.]] Thanks! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 01:37, 4 September 2017 (UTC)

== Look here... ==

Look here bud... My contributions were worth while... OK? (My notices and legal stuff were kinda stupid... BUT STILL!) The reason I edited that "FeedBruner" Article was because none of the "Old Feed Content was not old and is still on the FEEDBRUNER! So I suggest you all get with the program, and by "program", I mean the guidelines set forth on... Er... Eeeerrr... OH YEAH! https://www.gov.uk! (Oh wait I don't own that website... DOH! Don't go on it you won't find me there... I was just... thinking... of a website... to use...) Anyway! My main point is, please at your immediate convenience, talk to me at my talk page, so we can deal with this matter. Hows that? Huh? I may be a kid, I may be naive, I may be stupid, I may of only joined this wiki yesterday! But I'm very political and kinda know my law stuff! OK?... M'KAY!?!? {{User:CoachZiscool1978/sig}} (Man now I feel like Derek Savage, I gotta stop getting angry at miniscule things...)
: Errrr... little bit aggressive there, CoachZiscool... However, his edit was correct; the FeedBurner page does, in fact, list all of those allegedly "Deleted" entries. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:26, 4 September 2017 (UTC)
::Wait, what?! Okay... that's weird. I distinctly remember seeing CoachZiscool's edit, checking the FeedBurner page, and seeing that the old content wasn't there before reverting the edit. I dunno, it might've had something to do with my browser cache... maybe I just didn't check thoroughly enough... I'm not sure what happened there. So I guess you were right. Sorry about that.
::Also, no need to be so aggressive. Were you frustrated about the message I left on your talk page? I wasn't mad at you in the slightest, I was just giving you some pointers. Just trying to help you out, that's all. But if you were kind of angry about your edit being reverted by me... yeah, that I can kind of understand. I might be a bit frustrated if that happened to me too. I'm still not sure how I missed those old messages.
::Also ''also'', I'm not sure what the "defacements" box-style-type on your userpage is all about. I've never edited your userpage, much less defaced it. The only other person who has edited your userpage is [[User:It's dot com|Dot com]], and it wasn't a defacement, it was for a good reason. (By the way, I like that Coach Z on your userpage. Looks cool.) [[secret identity|Eat a steak,]] {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 22:31, 4 September 2017 (UTC)

Lets talk ok? I was very mad at what you "did" to me, and... I guess the anger got over me a little... bit... yeah. (Thats what I'm going with) But I'm sorry
if what I did was upsetting to you... I just fight back when I'm mad.
On a higher note, You like my Coach Z? I took a lot of care into making look unique so I wouldn't be a user with a boring Coach Z...
{{User:CoachZiscool1978/sig}} 08:16 5th September 2017 (UTC)
PS: The whole thing about "So I suggest you all get with the program" thing is just edited quotes from [[Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_17.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine 17.2]]
: I should point out that if you had included an edit summary stating ''why'' you made the change to that page, this could potentially have been avoided. Edit summaries are especially important when the reason for a change isn't obvious, and edits that outright remove data without explanation are often reverted with prejudice, at least until we can figure out what's going on. Edit summaries help us do that, so please use them. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:13, 5 September 2017 (UTC)
Ok I'll take note of that...{{User:CoachZiscool1978/sig}} 21:54, 5th September 2017

== Because I can't put it any better than It's dot com did that one time ==

Take a look at [[User talk:Jay#Putting it on the page|this]]. It was in the aftermath of [[Talk:Teen Girl Squad Issue 10#Overlooked goof?|this catch by a new user]]. Last night, a new user was trying to help the wiki, but his procedure was a little off. Like DC did in the above links, I was trying to give him an opportunity to get it right. I wasn't expecting you to do it for him. Basically, if a new user has an opportunity to gain some practice, you should let him have the chance. Just some food for thought. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:15, 23 August 2018 (UTC)
:I'm sorry. That didn't occur to me. Thanks, I'll try to remember that! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 20:51, 23 August 2018 (UTC)

== Kind Words ==

I read all that nice stuff you wrote about me on the {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=HRWiki_talk:Standards&oldid=779825 talk page to the HRWiki Standards page before it was removed.}} Thanks for your support. It's nice to know that my efforts are recognized and appreciated. -- [[Special:Contributions/68.37.43.131|68.37.43.131]] 14:12, 28 October 2018 (UTC)
:You're weclome! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 19:14, 28 October 2018 (UTC)

== Poofers flash file ==

Where did you find the swf file for Mr. Poofers must die? Can you add it to the toon page? -[[Special:Contributions/174.62.238.201|174.62.238.201]] 14:40, 14 November 2018 (UTC)
:The image was from the [[hr:menuswfs/menu_ween18.swf|Toons menu preview]]. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 22:44, 14 November 2018 (UTC)

== Nice job with the pages :) ==

Subject line -[[Special:Contributions/50.234.189.37|50.234.189.37]] 23:26, 13 March 2020 (UTC)
Can you brighten up and double and edit the Autoplay Thumbnails?

==Nerds and Gaming Page==
You can fix it up to higher standards, but here it is, my first page: http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Nerds_and_gaming
--[[User:Jeffjman|Jeffjman]][http://www.scratch.mit.edu/users/jeffjman][[File:Baby_strong_bad.png‎|30px]] 21:05, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
:You done a great jorb there. At least a good jaerb. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 23:18, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

== I played your April Fools text adventure ==

...And oh man are my fingers tired! I liked it so much. It's really funny and well made. One of the best user creations I've seen here! How long did it take you to all this? {{User:Elcool/sig}} 07:19, 25 November 2020 (UTC)
:Thank you quite much! It's nice to know someone's played it. It probably took some hours, most likely over the course of several months. (I didn't really keep track of the time I spent on it.) {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 23:37, 27 November 2020 (UTC)

== Template:@ ==

Just wanted to say a quick thanks with regards to your template work, and more specifically about the {{t|@}} template. Turns out the template helped me inadvertently fix an issue! In {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=%22Er%22_pronounced_as_%22Oi%22&diff=802234&oldid=767961 this edit}} I switched to using the template and didn't notice until I was checking the preview that the old link was incorrect! So pretty cool beans! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 13:33, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
:Thank you, and you're welcome! Those beans are quite cool indeed. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 20:09, 24 February 2021 (UTC)

== Glitchy Glitches? ==

Hi Gfd,

I noticed that a lot of entries had been {{pl|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Stinkoman_20X6_Glitches&diff=802647&oldid=801659&rcid=765595 removed}} from the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Glitches]] page. (The RC shows a 1354 character reduction which doesn't balance out with the 272 character increase in {{pl|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Stinkoman_20X6_Remarks&diff=802648&oldid=802588&rcid=765596 remarks}}.) Were those removed because they were no longer an issue in the latest version of the application? Or were they never an issue in the first place? Or were they perhaps out of scope from what the page should cover? I started trying to go over them but realized many of these needed to be played through and/or carefully reviewed. I just wanted to get your rationale since a somewhat significant portion of content ahd been removed. Cheers, --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 07:46, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
:Sorry! That edit ended up being much more significant than I anticipated, and I really should've split it up into multiple edits. The character reduction was also much more than I expected, and I was very surprised to see such a large number. But I'll try to describe everything that might have caused that:
:*I removed the "Part 1", "Part 2", and "Boss" headers for each level, as there was very little reason to divide such short sections. I also removed the "Flash Related" header, as it only contained one fact.
:*I shortened many long and/or redundant sentences, so that might account for some of the removed characters.
:*Some glitches didn't quite qualify as glitches and/or were already listed on other pages (e.g. Stinkoman can fall to 1-Up's level in 4.1 and 4.2).
:*Some glitches were mentioned multiple times (e.g. the explosion animation pausing), so I removed one of the instances.
:*As mentioned, I moved a small group of facts to Remarks.
:So, it was a lot of small things that added up to a massive character reduction. I hope that clears it up! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 21:21, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
::Yes! It does! It makes sense now to see that there was a lot of repetition in the text and among entries. Thank you! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:35, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

== Song categories ==

For your work on updating the song categories, you get the redundant cat award:
http://www.theliberati.net/quaequamblog/wp-content/redundant-cat.jpg
-[[Special:Contributions/107.77.106.76|107.77.106.76]] 18:23, 24 March 2021 (UTC)
:Thank you! Now I feel bad for removing so many redundant cats. Turns out they're actually quite cute. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 19:18, 24 March 2021 (UTC)

== Discord issues ==
I know i asked you a few weeks ago on discord to send me those scans of the 2011 calendar, um, my discord broke. I was Potatogilz, by the way. I got locked out and can't get back in without deleting my account, so, 2 weeks from now is when I will be able to get back to discord. Just letting you know the only way I can. ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJMan]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|50px]] 15:19, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
:Oh, okay. That's fine! I sent you the images, so they should be there the next time you log on (assuming you'll be using the same account). {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 21:10, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
::Actually, that's what I was trying to tell you, I will have to delete my account entirely, so... may want to send those again when I get my new one, which I will publicly announce on the Hrwiki discord ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJMan]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|50px]] 22:35, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
:::Ah, I see. Okay then! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig‎}} 22:54, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
I'm be's back! Send on back those hustlesome jpegs on over any time you want, Gfdrxerm'n! ---[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJMan]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|50px]] 19:11, 20 January 2022 (UTC)

== how did you do that? ==

I was looking at your April Fool’s gags, and HOW IN HECK DID YOU MAKE THAT TEXT ADVENTURE? [[User:TMBGLOVER|TMBGLOVER]] 00:00, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
:I figured out a scrolling method that allows one text box to be visible at a time, then chipped away at the game in a Notepad document over the course of a few months. Then did it again for the second one. Glad you enjoyed them! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 00:18, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
::is it easy to make? I might do it for April 1st, (with you credited with the idea, of course!) [[User:TMBGLOVER|TMBGLOVER]] 00:22, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
:::I found it relatively easy, albeit time-consuming due to the scope. It helps to have some knowledge of wiki formatting {{--}} try looking at the {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc&action=edit&oldid=790344 source code}} to see what it would be like to make your own. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 00:53, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
:::: Ok! Are you Ok with me using the idea? I’ll credit you with the idea. Edit: THAT WAS WAY TOO COMPLICATED. I’ll do something like edit my user page to something funny. [[User:TMBGLOVER|TMBGLOVER]] 01:01, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
:::::I’m playing Thy Wikiuser 2, and what is the answer to the PIN Easter egg? I haven’t been able to complete it, no matter what I’ve tried. [[User:TMBGLOVER|TMBGLOVER]] 17:07, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
::::::Try consulting the [[Downloads]] article for clues. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 23:16, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
:::::::I DID. NOTHING! Every time, “It says #WRONG PIN! I bet you stole this card!” And it won’t let me enter more then 1 number! Could you please tell me? [[User:TMBGLOVER|TMBGLOVER]] 23:48, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
::::::::Re-read the entire first bullet point on the Easter Eggs section again. You may have missed a step. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 23:59, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
::::::::: I'm sorry to bother you again, but does TW2 always end with Homeschool Winner burninating you? [[User:TMBGLOVER|TMBGLOVER]] 00:55, 26 November 2022 (UTC)
::::::::::No. You may have to utilize some of the skills you've picked up along the way... {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 02:21, 26 November 2022 (UTC)
::::::::::: Oh, I got it now. Bye! [[User:TMBGLOVER|TMBGLOVER]] 18:31, 26 November 2022 (UTC)

== help with the first clue? ==

I cannot find a word with "bovine" overlaid, if a word on top of a word is what you mean. help? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 19:44, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
:There is a wiki article with drawings of bovine overlaid on an object. This object is the same as the 18th word. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 20:54, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
:: I tried, I really tried, but I might need another hint. I poured over every sketchbook sketch, I quadruple counted every word in the Marzipan article (still the generic, really hard to narrow down "tall"), and I need a hint. [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 21:41, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
:::I guessed [[Marzipan Beef Reverser]] but I dunno. This Gfdgsgxgzgdrc person is a good riddler. {{--}} [[User:HoveringSombrero]]
::Well, starting at the page [[The Only Girl]], I counted eighteen words and got the word "lampshade". We have an article about a [[Cow Lamp]]. Then, I looked in the history for the Cow Lamp page and saw the page was created with a timestamp of 22:47. But I still don't know exactly what I'm supposed to type to get where I should be going. (Typing "cowlamp" by itself led me to an Amazon page selling a novelty night light in the shape of a cow. Adding numbers led me nowhere). -- [[Special:Contributions/68.37.43.131|68.37.43.131]] 22:33, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
:::OK, [insert IP address] I get it now. (I’m autistic, so I do overcomplicate things sometimes) I’m trying to figure out wether to put “8” or “22” after the tiny url thing, but they returned a [[404]]. [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:49, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
::Using a 24 hour clock, 22:00 is actually 10 PM. (22-12=10). But neither number worked for me. -- [[Special:Contributions/68.37.43.131|68.37.43.131]] 23:04, 1 April 2023 (UTC)
:::Carefully read the wording on the first clue. You'll want to type both the word and the number together into a specific URL, similar to the first link: https://tinyurl.com/thisisthefirstriddle {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 23:15, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

== Not to be a bother, but... ==

Your page is still the april foolin' one, I noticed your sig says 13 years of Gfdgsgxgzgdrc on it, so I was wondering if you had any userpage anniversary plans in mind. (You know, the 13th year is the dollop of [[Play Date|sour cream]] year ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 14:54, 20 April 2023 (UTC)
:Yep, I'll change my page back to normal soon... it's already been solved once, but it doesn't hurt to give some others more time to figure it out. And no, I usually don't do anything for my userpageversary, but thanks! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 20:37, 20 April 2023 (UTC)

== WOW ==

It's been 38 days since I started on your April Fools riddle, and HOLY COW that was insane!!! You must have planned this for months! I gotta say, no new Homestar toon on April Fools was disappointing, but this riddle (sorta) made up for the lack of new Homestar. How did you come up with all those clues??? {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}} 17:52, 8 May 2023 (UTC)
:Thank you! Unlike the text adventures I had made for previous April Fools' pranks, the planning and setup was done in only a couple weeks this time... I reckon it's a lot easier to come up with clues than to solve them. I just tried to think of every place on the wiki I could hide clues, then added the most difficult ones as optional branching paths. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 21:52, 8 May 2023 (UTC)
::"Knights was attempting to decode the binary"? Yes, I successfully decoded the binary, typing each number into a decoder sequentially, and I got to the last clue that way. I couldn't figure out what you wanted for the other three options. Then I didn't know how to proceed until the type of cipher was identified - even if I did recognize that "aaxua://giyqnva.vvq/" translated to "<nowiki>https://tinyurl.com/</nowiki>". I was asking about the encryption on the last clue when I said that. So, "Knights had solved the binary on clue #7d" would have been more accurate. But, as I said before, I wouldn't have gotten past the first two clues without the first part of the thread on TMBGLOVER's talk page. And it didn't occur to me to search the Wayback Machine to find ''the number of orphaned articles on March 1, 2010'', although I did think you were asking about the line in italics. So, thanks for that clarification, and well done with the adventure. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 05:33, 9 May 2023 (UTC)
:::Additionally, since you've created a number of intricate April Fool's pranks over the years, I might suggest creating a subpage to document them rather than having a single edit in your user page's history. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 14:35, 9 May 2023 (UTC)
::::Right, sorry, I missed that part when I was reading the discussion again. Thanks for reminding me! Also, the intention was that the revision would be linked on my userpage as if it was a subpage, but an actual subpage sounds like it might be a better idea now that I think about it. I'll be sure to note your achievements more accurately when I get to that! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 22:15, 9 May 2023 (UTC)

== No Mere Anonny ==
Thanks for writing about my contributions on your April Fools page. However, while I've been contributing to the wiki anonymously for a very long time, and I really prefer to keep my identity a secret, as a right-perpendicular bookstacker I have an objection to being referred to as "they" or "their" because I'm only one person. (I have no objection to "he or she". I'm definitely one of those). Don't worry about misgendering me. I get that a lot in real life, too. -- [[Special:Contributions/68.37.43.131|68.37.43.131]] 02:20, 1 December 2023 (UTC)

User:Jay/On a Tuesday

68.37.43.131 — Thu, 30 Nov 2023 23:00:21 GMT

68.37.43.131: Tuesday schedule: Eat Total Load for breakfast, check my snail mail, find the financial aid office is closed, play Jenga with The Cheat, watch Stink's Reach, and then take a well-deserved dirt nap.

For whatever reason, many arbitrary events are said to take place, or will take place in the future, '''on a Tuesday'''.

== Appearances ==
*[[Where's the Cheat?]] {{--}} [[Strong Sad]] reminds Strong Bad that he and [[The Cheat]] play [[Jenga]] on Tuesdays.
* Email [[the bet]] {{--}} The titular bet was placed by [[Strong Bad]] some Tuesday night.
*Email [[other days]] {{--}} Tuesday is the day Strong Bad checks his [[The Mailbox|snail mail]].
*[[That A Ghost]] {{--}} After being exhumed from a graveyard, [[Sickly Sam]] explains that he [[Buried Alive|buries himself alive]] on Tuesdays.
*Email [[underlings]] {{--}} The TV drama Stink's Reach airs on Tuesdays at 8:30.
* Email [[yes, wrestling]] {{--}} Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email song]] involves emailing on a Tuesday night.
*[[On Break]] {{--}} As [[The Jolly Dumple]], [[Homestar Runner]] says at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'s freshman orientation that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] {{--}} Strong Bad tries to narrow down the explosions he's caused to those he "rigged up in [[Strong Sad]]'s org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} If Strong Bad puts [[Total Load]] in [[Strong Mad]]'s locker and [[Coach Z]] finds it, Strong Mad is reminded to only take Total Load on Tuesdays.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} [[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]] is said to be the land of "ladies' drinks specials on Tuesday nights".
* [[Characters from Yonder Website]] {{--}} In the song, Strong Bad promises to [[Strong Bad's Ladies|take a girl out]] on a Tuesday night, if she's into it.
* [[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} Strong Sad predicts that [[Homestar Runner]] [[I Really Like Your Costume|will believe that his costume]] is "Strong Sad on a Tuesday". Homestar actually guesses "Strong Sad on a Tubesdate", which is apparently what he believes that day of the week is called.

[[Category:Word running gags]]

User:Jay/On a Tuesday

68.37.43.131 — Thu, 30 Nov 2023 22:40:37 GMT

68.37.43.131: It gets so cold in this potato sack that I make a bed of soil and lie in it every week.

For whatever reason, many arbitrary events are said to take place, or will take place in the future, '''on a Tuesday'''.

== Appearances ==
* Email [[the bet]] {{--}} The titular bet was placed by [[Strong Bad]] some Tuesday night.
*[[That A Ghost]] {{--}} After being exhumed from a graveyard, [[Sickly Sam]] explains that he [[Buried Alive|buries himself alive]] on Tuesdays.
* Email [[yes, wrestling]] {{--}} Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email song]] involves emailing on a Tuesday night.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] {{--}} Strong Bad tries to narrow down the explosions he's caused to those he "rigged up in [[Strong Sad]]'s org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday".
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} [[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]] is said to be the land of "ladies' drinks specials on Tuesday nights".
* [[Characters from Yonder Website]] {{--}} In the song, Strong Bad promises to [[Strong Bad's Ladies|take a girl out]] on a Tuesday night, if she's into it.
* [[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} Strong Sad predicts that [[Homestar Runner]] [[I Really Like Your Costume|will believe that his costume]] is "Strong Sad on a Tuesday". Homestar actually guesses "Strong Sad on a Tubesdate", which is apparently what he believes that day of the week is called.

{{stub}}

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Fan 'Stumes 2023

68.37.43.131 — Sun, 26 Nov 2023 16:41:44 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Remarks */ This show is brought to you by the Council Against Paint Daubs.

{{aholidaynav}}
[[File:the show fanstumes 2023.png|thumb|[[The Show#The Show! Stupid Home Edition|Stupid]] Halloween Edition!]]
Strong Bad's fan costume mockery continues on The Show: Fanstumes Edition.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Cow Lamp]], {{film|Coach Z}}, [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], {{film|Crack Stuntman}}

'''Costumes (in order of appearance):''' [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Cow Lamp]], [[kids' book|Hillary]], [[kids' book|Gregor]], [[Coach Z]], [[Trogdor]], [[Homestar Runner]] dressed as [[Strong Bad]], [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], [[Gunhaver]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mayor|Mayor]], [[Homestar Runner]] dressed as [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[The King of Town]]

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, November 22, 2023

'''Running Time:''' 4:38

'''Page Title:''' Enchanced, Endured, and Engulfed!

==Transcript==
''{The toon opens on the set of The Show, with a title card reading The Show: Fanstumes Edition.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Welcome back to The Show: Fanstumes Edition! ''{drumroll}'' And here is your host...

''{Title card withdraws to reveal Strong Bad dancing in place on a pedestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quickly, quietly}'' Strongb'd.

''{The Show theme music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you, Don Ronny, Ron Donny. Ronny Ronny, Ronny Monny. Let's get right to our first costume!

''{Cut to a closed window. The window opens to show a fan dressed as Senor Cardgage holding a smartphone disguised as an air freshener.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I like that Senor Cardgage provides a nice costume option for the physique-ularly enchanced.

''{A label pops up reading "physiqularly enchanced"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... endured? ''{label changes to read "endured?"}'' Er... engulfed! ''{label changes to read "engulfed!" with a splat}'' Yeah. Yeah, this guy's definitely been engulfed.

''{Next slide depicts a fan dressed as the living version of the cow lamp from the Decemberweenvent Calendar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waah! That horrifying illustration of Homestar's cow lamp ''{the horrifying illustration appears on the side for comparison}'' from that awful sheet music Decemberweenvent calendar?

''{The next slide depicts a frightened woman in a hula hoop with fangs.}''

'''COW LAMP:''' You are not going out trick-or-treating dressed like that fangoriously devoured ''{the drawing of Hillary from [[kids' book]] being devoured by a monster appears for comparison}'' young lady, you hear?

''{The next costume shows a baseball player in a green uniform with a squirrel for a hand. The page turns to show Gregor, also from [[kids' book]].}''

'''COW LAMP:''' And you leave those squirrel hands to yourself, young slugger!

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I don't wanna in any way encourage more of these skintight green job Coach Z costumes. But pulling one on ''over'' your pants? Just makes everything ''{disgusted}'' lumpy-worse. For the universe.

''{Next slide shows a much younger fan in a Coach Z costume with a paper mask.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' This homemade version of Coach Z will receive ''{a board game box appears}'' the home version of Coach Z.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{desperately abrasive}'' I'm-a come to your home! Please let me come to your home—!

''{Scene interrupts. A card featuring The Cheat in front of an unplugged outlet reads "Hang in There: Technical Difficulties".}''

''{Next slide shows someone dressed in all black underneath a cardboard cutout of Trogdor. Romantic music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' On a rooftop in Paris, world-famous Trog-mime ''{name card appears}'' Chimeaux Bardeaux ''{pronounces as Chim-ooks Bar-dooks}'' does his performance art piece entitled: The S is for Spandex.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's right, and the next contestant to dress up like Trogdor will win ''{The Show theme plays}'' a trip to Paris!

''{The next slide shows a fan wearing a paper version of Trogdor. Record scratches.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Never mind! Never mind at all! Never mind all the time go away please forever!

''{The next slide shows a costume of Homestar dressed as Strong Bad from [[halloweener]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the award for best use of maybe one of those kinda see-through floormats you put under your desk for your office chair to roll on to simulate blurred-out nudity ''{image from [[halloweener]] appears for comparison}'' goes to... ''{ribbon appears with a lot of text on it}'' this one!

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as the Fort Wayne Locomotive. The image is monochrome and has film artifacts overlaid.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This might be the first and hopefully only Fort Wayne Locomotive costume. Ah, from the days when a helmet could be defined as a floppy leather bowl stuck on your head.

''{The Fort Wayne Locomotive appears.}''

'''FORT WAYNE LOCOMOTIVE:''' Hey-hey. They used to call me the floppy leather bowl! But it wasn't because a' anything pigskin-related! Woooohhh! Ohh! Ooooohhh!

''{The Fort Wayne Locomotive charges into the screen, away from the viewer.}''

''{The next slide shows two fans: one dressed as Gunhaver is pointing an orange toy gun at a fan dressed as the Blue Laser Commander in a menacing pose.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' These are fine Blue Laser Commander and Gunhaver costumes. I can't get over how accurate the smarm is on this guy!

''{Another image of the fan dressed as Gunhaver holding the toy gun is displayed, showing him from the front.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that smarm! ''{wavy lines float off his head}'' Smarmin' right off him in droves, it smarms!

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Blaah, Crack Stuntman here! To tell you about my new non-non-profit, ''{label appears showing Crack Stuntman's head as a barn}'' Smarms for Farms.

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Strong Bad cuddling a cat on the floor.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Today's contestants will receive ''{a sticker appears}'' Stranglecat Strong Bad. ''{another sticker appears}'' Banned in 17 countries, Stranglecat Strong Bad creates hours of harrowing play for your furry friend.

''{The window closes.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now everyone's favorite part, where Strong Bad makes up{{--}}

''{The slide opens to reveal a fan in a Strong Bad costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}a dumb little song!

''{The mouth on the costume animates.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' My mouth has been so loooow... since my baby left. And my head is all squished and withered! I call it "squithered". 'Cause you know I gotta portmanteau! Because my mouth is so low... ''{the mouth moves to a position closer to accurate}'' That's right, my mouth is so... ''{sings a high note as the mouth appears on the top of the mask}'' loooow!

''{Window closes. Cut to Strong Bad still dancing on the pedestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' All right, Strong Bad. It's time for the final round!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I'll take...

''{Cut to a blue screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Costumes that are so obscure you probably don't remember them. ''{screen shows $800}'' For 800 please.

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed in a stovepipe hat and sash looking at a toppled penguin statue.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... "mayo"... penguin... Oh! ''{Jeopardy time-out chime plays}'' I know this one! In the first episode of the Strong Bad Cool Game for Attractive People, ''{Teen Girl Squad music plays as the relevant panel is displayed}'' there was a Teen Girl Squad minigame! ''{The Ugly One appears with a chocolate bar}'' If you gave The Ugly One a chocolate bar at the right time, it did this!

''{A talk balloon appears on the slide}''

'''MAYOR:''' What will our fair city do without this brave robotic duck?

'''PENGUIN:''' Penguin.

'''MAYOR:''' No, you kiddin' me? A penguin, huh? All this time...

''{Strong Bad laughs heartily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the best joke I ever made. That I had completely forgotten about until just now.

''{Cut back to the title card.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's it for tonight, folks. We'll see you ''all'' next Fanstumesdate!

''{The title card withdraws to show a fan dressed as Homestar dressed as Strong Sad from [[impression]].}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Promotional consideration by: Some Animal Died Charities.

''{The next picture shows three fans dressed as Coach Z, Homestar and Bubs respectively, standing outdoors.}'''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' And these costumes we couldn't come up with anything funny to say about. Except for maybe this kid's feet.

''{Close up on Homestar's feet. They appear to be black sandals with torn socks.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' What is going on here?

''{Text appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Also, we didn't get to do a Homsar quote based on the weird stuff in the back of people's photographs{{--}}

''{A photo appears showing fans dressed as D'n'D Greg and The King of Town sitting at a table.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' {{--}}so how about this one? ''{as Homsar}'' AaAaAaAah! ''{close up on the King of Town's dinner plate}'' I get to re-roll my chicken cutlet! That's pretty good, huh?

''{Fade out. End.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*Shifting the setting from the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] to [[The Show]] marks the first update to the Fan Costumes video format since [[Fan Costumes '06|2006]].
*The person wearing the Strong Bad costume with the low mouth is wiki user [[User:TMBGLOVER|TMBGLOVER]].

===Remarks===
*Unlike many prior years, both the [[Index Page Messages]] and [[TV Time Toons Menu]] use costume photos that were also featured in the toon proper.
*The Show previously hosted a Halloween-themed contest, the [[Punkin Show]].

=== Inside References ===
[[File:TwitterTechnicalDifficulties.jpeg|thumb|Hang in there!]]
*The boxing gloves on the Senor Cardgage costume are labeled "A+ #1 All-Pro Panache", the brand Strong Bad said he wore in [[Fan Costumes 2016]].
*Strong Bad complained about "skintight green jobs" in [[Fan Costumes 2017]].
* The "Technical Difficulties" screen was previously seen in [[pizzaz]].
*Strong Bad has [[Musical Moments|made up songs]] in several previous [[Fan Costumes]] episodes, especially more recently.
*Strong Bad acknowledges his tendency to use [[portmanteaus]].

===Real-World References ===
*Trog-mime "Chimeaux Bardeaux" recalls famous French mime {{w|Marcel Marceau}}.
*The blue-screened category selection seen in the final round is [[Game Show References|similar to the game show]] ''{{w|Jeopardy!}}''.

===Fast Forward===
* Although this toon did not feature a costume challenge prompt, a [[@StrongBadActual]] {{prs|1728530885295698395|25|Nov|2023|alt=tweet posted three days later}} shared a [[DELETED]] scene with two costume suggestions: [[The Rest]] (from [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]) and [[Other Halloween Costumes|The Fearsome Brothers Strong wearing scary monster outfits]] (from [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]]).

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==External Links==
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Fan 'Stumes 2023

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 24 Nov 2023 19:40:02 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Fun Facts */ The song styles of Strong Bad can fill seven CDs.

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[[File:the show fanstumes 2023.png|thumb|[[The Show#The Show! Stupid Home Edition|Stupid]] Halloween Edition!]]
Strong Bad's fan costume mockery continues on The Show: Fanstumes Edition.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Cow Lamp]], {{film|Coach Z}}, [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], {{film|Crack Stuntman}}

'''Costumes (in order of appearance):''' [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Cow Lamp]], [[kids' book|Hillary]], [[kids' book|Gregor]], [[Coach Z]], [[Trogdor]], [[Homestar Runner]] dressed as [[Strong Bad]], [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], [[Gunhaver]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mayor|Mayor]], [[Homestar Runner]] dressed as [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[The King of Town]]

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, November 22, 2023

'''Running Time:''' 4:38

'''Page Title:''' Enchanced, Endured, and Engulfed!

==Transcript==
''{The toon opens on the set of The Show, with a title card reading The Show: Fanstumes Edition.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Welcome back to The Show: Fanstumes Edition! ''{drumroll}'' And here is your host...

''{Title card withdraws to reveal Strong Bad dancing in place on a pedestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quickly, quietly}'' Strongb'd.

''{The Show theme music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you, Don Ronny, Ron Donny. Ronny Ronny, Ronny Monny. Let's get right to our first costume!

''{Cut to a closed window. The window opens to show a fan dressed as Senor Cardgage holding a smartphone disguised as an air freshener.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I like that Senor Cardgage provides a nice costume option for the physique-ularly enchanced.

''{A label pops up reading "physiqularly enchanced"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... endured? ''{label changes to read "endured?"}'' Er... engulfed! ''{label changes to read "engulfed!" with a splat}'' Yeah. Yeah, this guy's definitely been engulfed.

''{Next slide depicts a fan dressed as the living version of the cow lamp from the Decemberweenvent Calendar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waah! That horrifying illustration of Homestar's cow lamp ''{the horrifying illustration appears on the side for comparison}'' from that awful sheet music Decemberweenvent calendar?

''{The next slide depicts a frightened woman in a hula hoop with fangs.}''

'''COW LAMP:''' You are not going out trick-or-treating dressed like that fangoriously devoured ''{the drawing of Hillary from [[kids' book]] being devoured by a monster appears for comparison}'' young lady, you hear?

''{The next costume shows a baseball player in a green uniform with a squirrel for a hand. The page turns to show Gregor, also from [[kids' book]].}''

'''COW LAMP:''' And you leave those squirrel hands to yourself, young slugger!

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I don't wanna in any way encourage more of these skintight green job Coach Z costumes. But pulling one on ''over'' your pants? Just makes everything ''{disgusted}'' lumpy-worse. For the universe.

''{Next slide shows a much younger fan in a Coach Z costume with a paper mask.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' This homemade version of Coach Z will receive ''{a board game box appears}'' the home version of Coach Z.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{desperately abrasive}'' I'm-a come to your home! Please let me come to your home—!

''{Scene interrupts. A card featuring The Cheat in front of an unplugged outlet reads "Hang in There: Technical Difficulties".}''

''{Next slide shows someone dressed in all black underneath a cardboard cutout of Trogdor. Romantic music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' On a rooftop in Paris, world-famous Trog-mime ''{name card appears}'' Chimeaux Bardeaux ''{pronounces as Chim-ooks Bar-dooks}'' does his performance art piece entitled: The S is for Spandex.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's right, and the next contestant to dress up like Trogdor will win ''{The Show theme plays}'' a trip to Paris!

''{The next slide shows a fan wearing a paper version of Trogdor. Record scratches.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Never mind! Never mind at all! Never mind all the time go away please forever!

''{The next slide shows a costume of Homestar dressed as Strong Bad from [[halloweener]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the award for best use of maybe one of those kinda see-through floormats you put under your desk for your office chair to roll on to simulate blurred-out nudity ''{image from [[halloweener]] appears for comparison}'' goes to... ''{ribbon appears with a lot of text on it}'' this one!

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as the Fort Wayne Locomotive. The image is monochrome and has film artifacts overlaid.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This might be the first and hopefully only Fort Wayne Locomotive costume. Ah, from the days when a helmet could be defined as a floppy leather bowl stuck on your head.

''{The Fort Wayne Locomotive appears.}''

'''FORT WAYNE LOCOMOTIVE:''' Hey-hey. They used to call me the floppy leather bowl! But it wasn't because a' anything pigskin-related! Woooohhh! Ohh! Ooooohhh!

''{The Fort Wayne Locomotive charges into the screen, away from the viewer.}''

''{The next slide shows two fans: one dressed as Gunhaver is pointing an orange toy gun at a fan dressed as the Blue Laser Commander in a menacing pose.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' These are fine Blue Laser Commander and Gunhaver costumes. I can't get over how accurate the smarm is on this guy!

''{Another image of the fan dressed as Gunhaver holding the toy gun is displayed, showing him from the front.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that smarm! ''{wavy lines float off his head}'' Smarmin' right off him in droves, it smarms!

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Blaah, Crack Stuntman here! To tell you about my new non-non-profit, ''{label appears showing Crack Stuntman's head as a barn}'' Smarms for Farms.

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Strong Bad cuddling a cat on the floor.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Today's contestants will receive ''{a sticker appears}'' Stranglecat Strong Bad. ''{another sticker appears}'' Banned in 17 countries, Stranglecat Strong Bad creates hours of harrowing play for your furry friend.

''{The window closes.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now everyone's favorite part, where Strong Bad makes up{{--}}

''{The slide opens to reveal a fan in a Strong Bad costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}a dumb little song!

''{The mouth on the costume animates.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' My mouth has been so loooow... since my baby left. And my head is all squished and withered! I call it "squithered". 'Cause you know I gotta portmanteau! Because my mouth is so low... ''{the mouth moves to a position closer to accurate}'' That's right, my mouth is so... ''{sings a high note as the mouth appears on the top of the mask}'' loooow!

''{Window closes. Cut to Strong Bad still dancing on the pedestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' All right, Strong Bad. It's time for the final round!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I'll take...

''{Cut to a blue screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Costumes that are so obscure you probably don't remember them. ''{screen shows $800}'' For 800 please.

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed in a stovepipe hat and sash looking at a toppled penguin statue.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... "mayo"... penguin... Oh! ''{Jeopardy time-out chime plays}'' I know this one! In the first episode of the Strong Bad Cool Game for Attractive People, ''{Teen Girl Squad music plays as the relevant panel is displayed}'' there was a Teen Girl Squad minigame! ''{The Ugly One appears with a chocolate bar}'' If you gave The Ugly One a chocolate bar at the right time, it did this!

''{A talk balloon appears on the slide}''

'''MAYOR:''' What will our fair city do without this brave robotic duck?

'''PENGUIN:''' Penguin.

'''MAYOR:''' No, you kiddin' me? A penguin, huh? All this time...

''{Strong Bad laughs heartily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the best joke I ever made. That I had completely forgotten about until just now.

''{Cut back to the title card.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's it for tonight, folks. We'll see you ''all'' next Fanstumesdate!

''{The title card withdraws to show a fan dressed as Homestar dressed as Strong Sad from [[impression]].}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Promotional consideration by: Some Animal Died Charities.

''{The next picture shows three fans dressed as Coach Z, Homestar and Bubs respectively, standing outdoors.}'''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' And these costumes we couldn't come up with anything funny to say about. Except for maybe this kid's feet.

''{Close up on Homestar's feet. They appear to be black sandals with torn socks.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' What is going on here?

''{Text appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Also, we didn't get to do a Homsar quote based on the weird stuff in the back of people's photographs{{--}}

''{A photo appears showing fans dressed as D'n'D Greg and The King of Town sitting at a table.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' {{--}}so how about this one? ''{as Homsar}'' AaAaAaAah! ''{close up on the King of Town's dinner plate}'' I get to re-roll my chicken cutlet! That's pretty good, huh?

''{Fade out. End.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*Shifting the setting from the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] to [[The Show]] marks the first update to the Fan Costumes video format since [[Fan Costumes '06|2006]].
*The person wearing the Strong Bad costume with the low mouth is wiki user [[User:TMBGLOVER|TMBGLOVER]].
=== Inside References ===
[[File:TwitterTechnicalDifficulties.jpeg|thumb|Hang in there!]]
*The boxing gloves on the Senor Cardgage costume are labeled "A+ #1 All-Pro Panache", the brand Strong Bad said he wore in [[Fan Costumes 2016]].
*Strong Bad complained about "skintight green jobs" in [[Fan Costumes 2017]].
* The "Technical Difficulties" screen was previously seen in [[pizzaz]].
*Strong Bad [[Musical Moments|made up songs]] in [[Fan Costumes '08|2008]] (Painted Trash Can), [[Fan Costumes '09|2009]] (This One Doesn't Count) / (Sterrance Costume) / (Taped-On Star), [[Fan Costumes 2017|2017]] (The System is Bald), [[Fan Costumes 2018|2018]] (Impressive, Disturbing, and Makes Me Uncomfortable), [[Fan 'Stumes 2019|2019]] (The Only One at the Rec Center) / (Too Many Homestars), [[Fan 'Stumes 2020|2020]] (Marker Rap Song) / (Trogdor Trunk or Treat), [[Fan 'Stumes 2021|2021]] (Cannonmouth Again), and [[Fan 'Stumes 2022|2022]] (Upper-Lip Man) / (Beacuse it's Halloweenite) / (Paper Plate).
*Strong Bad acknowledges his tendency to use [[portmanteaus]].
===Real-World References ===
*Trog-mime "Chimeaux Bardeaux" recalls famous French mime {{w|Marcel Marceau}}.
*The blue-screened category selection seen in the final round is [[Game Show References|similar to the game show]] ''{{w|Jeopardy!}}''.

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==External Links==
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Fan 'Stumes 2023

68.37.43.131 — Thu, 23 Nov 2023 00:19:26 GMT

68.37.43.131: Done. This one wasn't very long this year. Most of the costumed fans were older this year, so maybe too many people didn't dress up.

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Strong Bad's fan costume mockery continues on The Show: Fanstumes Edition.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}

'''Costumes (in order of appearance):''' [[Senor Cardgage]]

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, November 22, 2023

'''Running Time:''' 4:38

'''Page Title:''' Enchanted, Endured, and Engulfed!

==Transcript==
''{The toon opens on the set of The Show, with a title card reading The Show: Fanstumes Edition.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Welcome back to The Show: Fanstumes Edition! ''{drumroll}'' And here is your host...

''{Title card withdraws to reveal Strong Bad standing on a pedestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quickly, quietly}'' Strongb'd.

''{The Show theme music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you, Don Ronny, Ron Donny. Ronny Ronny, Ronny Monny. Let's get right to our first costume!

''{Cut to a closed window. The window opens to show a fan dressed as Senor Cardgage holding a smartphone covered in a wrapper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I like that Senor Cardgage provides a nice costume option for the physique-ularly enchanced.

''{A label pops up reading "physiqularly enchanced"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... endured? ''{label changes to read "endured?"}'' Er... engulfed! ''{label changes to read "engulfed!" with a splat}'' Yeah. Yeah, this guy's definitely been engulfed.

''{Next slide depicts a fan dressed as the living version of the cow lamp from the Decemberweenvent Calendar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waah! That horrifying illustration of Homestar's cow lamp ''{the horrifying illustration appears on the side for comparison}'' from that awful sheet music Decemberweenvent calendar?

''{The next slide depicts a frightened woman in a hula hoop with fangs.}''

'''COW LAMP:''' You are not going out trick-or-treating dressed like that fangoriously devoured ''{the drawing of Hillary from [[for kids]] being devoured by a monster appears for comparison}'' young lady, you hear?

''{The next costume shows a baseball player in a green uniform with a squirrel for a hand. The page turns to show Gregor, also from [[for kids]].}''

'''COW LAMP:''' And you leave those squirrel hands to yourself, young slugger!

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I don't wanna in any way encourage more of these skintight green job Coach Z costumes. But pulling one on ''over'' your pants? Just makes everything ''{disgusted}'' lumpy-worse. For the universe.

''{Next slide shows a much younger fan in a Coach Z costume with a paper mask.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' This homemade version of Coach Z will receive ''{a board game box appears}'' the home version of Coach Z.

'''COACH Z:''' I'm-a come to your home! Please let me come to your home!

''{Scene interrupts. A card featuring The Cheat in front of an unplugged outlet reads "Hang in There: Technical Difficulties".}''

''{Next slide shows someone dressed in all black underneath a cardboard cutout of Trogdor. Romantic music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' On a rooftop in Paris, world-famous Trog-mime ''{name card appears}'' Chimeaux Bardeaux ''{pronounces as Chim-ooks Bar-dooks}'' does his performance art piece entitled: The S is for Spandex.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's right, and the next contestant to dress up like Trogdor will win ''{The Show theme plays}'' a trip to Paris!

''{The next slide shows a fan wearing a paper version of Trogdor. Record scratches.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Nevermind! Nevermind at all! Nevermind all the time go away please forever!

''{The next slide shows a costume of Homestar dressed as Strong Bad from [[halloweener]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the award for best use of maybe one of those kinda see-through floormats you put under your desk for your office chair to roll on to simulate blurred nudity ''{image from [[halloweener]] appears for comparison}'' goes to... ''{ribbon appears with a lot of text on it}'' this one!

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as the Fort Wayne Locomotive. The image is monochrome and has film artifacts overlaid.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This might be the first and hopefully only Fort Wayne Locomotive costume. Ah, from the days when a helmet could be defined as a floppy leather bowl stuck on your head.

''{The Fort Wayne Locomotive appears.}''

'''FORT WAYNE LOCOMOTIVE:''' Hey-hey. They used to call me the floppy leather bowl! Because I wasn't anything pigskin-related! Waah! Ohh! Yeah!

''{The Fort Wayne Locomotive charges into the screen, away from the viewer.}''

''{The next slide shows two fans: one dressed as Gunhaver is pointing an orange toy gun at a fan dressed as the Blue Laser Commander in a menacing pose.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys are Commander and Gunhaver costumes. I can't get over how accurate the smarm is on this guy!

''{Another image of the fan dressed as Gunhaver holding the toy gun is displayed, showing him from the front.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that smarm! ''{wavy lines float off his head}'' Smarmin' right off him in droves, it smarms!

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Blaah, Crack Stuntman here! To tell you about my new non-non-non-profit, ''{label appears showing Crach Stuntman's head as a barn}'' Smarms for Farms.

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed as Strong Bad cuddling a cat on the floor.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Today's contestants will receive ''{a sticker appears}''' Stranglecat Strong Bad. ''{another sticker appears}'' Banned in 17 countries, Stranglecat Strong Bad creates hours of harrowing play for your furry friend.

''{The window closes.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now everyone's favorite part, where Strong Bad makes up{{--}}

''{The slide opens to reveal a fan in a Strong Bad costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}a dumb little song!

''{The mouth on the costume animates.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' My mouth is been so loooow... since my baby left. And my head is all squished and withered! I call it "squithered". 'Cause you know I gotta portmanteau! Because my mouth is so low... That's right, my mouth is so... ''{sings a high note as the mouth appears on the top of the mask}'' loooow!

''{Window closes. Cut to Strong Bad dancing on the pedestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' All right, Strong Bad. It's time for the final round!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I'll take...

''{Cut to a blue screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Costumes that are so obscure you probably don't remember them. ''{screen shows $800}'' For 800 please.

''{The next slide shows a fan dressed in a stovepipe hat and sash looking at a toppled penguin statue.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... mayor... penguin... Oh! ''{Jeopardy time-out chime plays}'' I know this one! In the first episode of the Strong Bad Cool Game for Attractive People, ''{Teen Girl Squad music plays as the relevant panel is displayed}'' there was a Teen Girl Squad minigame! ''{The Ugly One appears with a chocolate bar}'' If you gave The Ugly One a chocolate bar at the right time, it did this!

''{A talk balloon appears on the slide}''

'''MAYOR:''' What will our fair city do without this brave robotic duck?

'''PENGUIN:''' Penguin.

'''MAYOR:''' No, you kiddin' me? A penguin, huh? All this time...

'''{Strong Bad laughs heartily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the best joke I ever made. That I had completely forgotten about until just now.

''{Cut back to the title card.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's it for tonight, folks. We'll see you ''all'' next Fanstumesdate!

''{The title card withdraws to show a fan dressed as Homestar dressed as Strong Sad from [[impression]].}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Promotional consideration by: Some Animal Died Charities.

''{The next picture shows three fans dressed as Coach Z, Homestar and Bubs respectively, standing outdoors.}'''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' And these costumes we couldn't come up with anything funny to say about. Except for maybe this kid's feet.

''{Close up on Homestar's feet. They appear to be black sandals without socks.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' What is going on here?

''{Text appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Also, we didn't get to do a Homsar quote based on the weird stuff in the back of people's photographs{{--}}

''{A photo appears showing fans dressed as D'n'D Greg and The King of Town sitting at a table.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' {{--}}so how about this one? ''{as Homsar}'' AaAaAaAah! ''{close up on the King of Town's dinner plate}'' I get to re-roll my chicken cutlet! That's pretty good, huh?

''{Fade out. End.}''
==Fun Facts==

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==External Links==
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Fan 'Stumes 2023

68.37.43.131 — Wed, 22 Nov 2023 23:55:29 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Transcript */ Saving work. Up to the Fort Wayne Locomotive slide.

Fan 'Stumes 2023

68.37.43.131 — Wed, 22 Nov 2023 23:29:25 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Transcript */ First slide. I'm going to write this up as quickly as I can, but I'm relying on you guys to help dialogue check for me.

Talk:Main Page

68.37.43.131 — Sun, 19 Nov 2023 23:56:06 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Why does the website still have the Halloween theme? */ Weeks after Halloween, days before Thanksgiving, well after the Christmas lights have gone up...

{{Main Page Talk}}

''It has been [[HRWiki talk:Main page redesign|suggested]] that the Main Page be redesigned. Feel free to use [[HRWiki:Main page redesign|its project page]] for proposed redesigns.''

== sbemail templates ==
:''See [[Talk:Strong Bad Email#sbemail templates|Talk:Strong Bad Email → sbemail templates]]''

== Trogday decor ==

Does the '''Featured content of the day (or whenever)''' template automatically switch to different links on certain days? Such as linking to [[dragon]], [[Trogday '08]] and other things when the time comes? Or is that done manually? Because tomorrow is Trogday. - [[User:HoveringSombrero|HoveringSombrero]] ([[User talk:HoveringSombrero|talk]]) [[File:Shoulder shoomps.png|23px]]
:It's not automatic, but as you can see (at the time of this writing), the decorations were indeed put up to coincide with Trogday. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:43, 24 January 2023 (UTC)

== How many references do you need? ==

How many references to a thing need to be on a page for the thing the page is about to become a real page? Just curious because my mock-up seinfeld page includes eight references to the titular show. The page on [[The Big Lebowski]] has the same amount of references... so do I just make a [[Seinfeld]] page now? ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 20:13, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
:done and done ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 20:14, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
::See our [[HRWiki:Inclusion guidelines|inclusion guidelines]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:02, 7 February 2023 (UTC)

== Songs archive ==

Would it be OK if I created a subpage to my user page with a complete archive of every existing song in the Homestar universe? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:28, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
:I'm pretty sure we [[Songs|have that covered]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:18, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
::Well, I was gonna add MP3 files with them, so people could download them and stuff. Is that still OK? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 00:26, 23 February 2023 (UTC)
:::No, that's not what the user space is for. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:43, 23 February 2023 (UTC)

== dot dot dot ==

Why come whenever I try to link to [[lady…ing]] and [[Cheat Commandos…O's]], the link is broken? Is it because of those ellipses? {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
:Sort of! "…" is different from "...", it's a single character rather than three periods. Try highlighting it and you can see. This is kind of like the difference between “curly quotes” and "straight quotes" - in both cases, the former is typically made via autocorrect in word processors or mobile keyboards, while the latter is preferred by the wiki. So while [[lady…ing]] and [[lady...ing]] may ''look'' the same, they are actually two different typed entries. --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 22:17, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
::I've added redirects to fix the issue. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 23:06, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
:::Thanks! {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}

== Navigation sidebar - adding @StrongBadActual? ==

[[Strong Bad Email]] has been in the sidebar for as long as I can remember, presumably because it was the most popular and most actively updated portion of the website. With the Twitter account handily outpacing both sbemails and "H*R.com updates" (not to mention the [[CGI Paper]] directing viewers to tweet rather than email), might it be worth adding it over there? I know I regularly find myself navigating to the [[@StrongBadActual]] page(s) to fill out "Fast Forward" sections of pages or to find dates when an item or project was mentioned. --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 20:16, 31 March 2023 (UTC)
:I agree (and I'm not going to do the whole "Don't you think I agree" part, this isn't [[E-mail Birds]], but it is bird season.), and I fully support putting it there. It's a handy page and we've put a lot of work into cataloging every post made by strong bad on twitter, with fun facts to boot! So consider this my '''SUPPORT'''. ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 22:52, 31 March 2023 (UTC)
::I also '''SUPPORT'''. {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
:::, So I '''SUPPORT''' this too, but I like having easy access to the Strong Bad Email page, considering I usually watch the sbemails by clicking on the external links. So, maybe we keep both? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:28, 2 April 2023 (UTC)
::::Maybe we link to it as <code><nowiki>[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2023|Twitter]]</nowiki></code> and put it above [[Strong Bad Email]] and underneath [[Special:RecentChanges|Recent changes]]? {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
::::: GREAT IDEA! I like it! [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 18:00, 10 April 2023 (UTC)

== Editing user pages ==

Alright, so, I've been thinking. The block log has a lot of "user banned for editing userpages of other users". So, the main page, for example, has a system so only sysops can edit it. What if we add a system to all user pages that basically makes it impossible for anybody but the user to edit it? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:52, 18 July 2023 (UTC)
:The thing is, I feel sysops / admins / wiki bots should probably still be able to edit user pages. For example, an admin fixing a bug on the page or a bot auto-replacing a link. But I agree that no one else should edit other user pages. Or somehow make a system where users can choose who can edit the page. {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}} 18:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)
::We already have [[HRWiki:User space#Ownership and editing of pages in the user space|explicit guidelines]] on who can and should edit user pages. If a user page is edited for anything other than a legitimate reason, the edit typically gets quickly reverted. No harm done. Anyone that might be banned in relation to user page edits is most likely doing it in a disruptive manner. In any case, the block logs mostly include bans for spamming. There really is no compelling reason to add user page security settings or tools for this. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)

== Wiki availability ==

For about the past week, I haven't been able to access the HRWiki, and downforeveryoneorjustme.com consistently confirmed (and still does) that hrwiki.org is down. However, I see that plenty of edits have been made to the wiki in that time, so obviously it wasn't entirely down. Basically, I've been presented with a white screen that occasionally loaded the hills in the background and sometimes the Homestar logo in the top-left corner, and if I moved the mouse around the screen, it would recognize where links and drop-down menus were, but it wouldn't show me any text for the links and all. Any idea what may have happened/be happening? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:32, 22 August 2023 (UTC)

:Hey Knights. Usually, when a big update is released, wiki activity jumps exponentially and typically the wiki reaction times can slow down to a crawl. Pages still load but they take forever and one must be patient. Eventually that goes away as edits taper down. However, for a site like "downforeveryoneorjustme", their timeout is likely far shorter than regular browsers when reporting if a site is down. In your particular case it seems that not all website elements are loading and some may be timing out and not loading at all. I'd typically expect that behavior during peak edit times. Hope this helps a tiny bit! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:05, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
::At some point I did see pages seemingly load but remain blank unless I interacted with the tab in some way, though that could have been a browser issue, it never really prevented me from accessing the wiki, and I haven't been experiencing it for a while. I've also had some "unable to connect" errors because sometimes when loading the wiki, it attempts to load an https URL. Most of the time, though, especially after a new release, it's been just slowdowns. {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 21:09, 4 September 2023 (UTC)

==glitch on the main pages ==

Noticed a glitch on the main pages, done by holding the cursor on one of the buttons, and then moving away, and then moving your finger off the mouse. to see what this does and what I mean, refer to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgM-NA0Rja4 [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 21:08, 26 August 2023 (UTC)
:There's a whole page about this. [[Main Page Glitches]] {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 21:21, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

== Why does the website still have the Halloween theme? ==
Halloween ended 18 days ago, and so did October in general, so why does the website still have the Hallow's Eve theme? --{{User:Cy4nIsN0tB1u3/sig}} 04:33, 19 November 2023 (UTC)
:Because we're still waiting for the annual Fan Costumes toon to close out the season, even if we have to wait [[Decomposing Pumpkins|days after Thanksgiving]]. Also, because the sysops in charge of changing the wiki settings are busy people with lives and tend to wait a while to get around to it. -- [[Special:Contributions/68.37.43.131|68.37.43.131]] 23:56, 19 November 2023 (UTC)

The Show: Ween Edition

68.37.43.131 — Tue, 31 Oct 2023 04:18:57 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Remarks */ A Halloween Toon where only the costumes get shown? What a cop out!

{{aholidaynav|toons/hall-show-ween-toon}}

[[Image:The Show Ween Edition.png|thumb|"Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum."]]

This year, Homestar implements his [[What are you supposed to be?|attempts to guess the cast's costumes]] into a fun little game on [[The Show]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, [[Rafferty]], [[Champeen]], [[Preshy]], [[Rocoulm]] (YouTube version only)

See '''[[The Show: Ween Edition Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, October 29, 2023

'''Running Time:''' 6:37

'''Page Title:''' Sponsored by That Bottle of Water That's Over There
==Transcript==
''{We open on Homestar against the night sky, stars and the moon visible in the background. Ominous music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Each Halloween, severals of people become mildly annoyed, when Homestar Runner misinterprets their costume.

''{Record scratch, ominous music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So I made a game show out of it!

''{Zoom out to see Homestar standing on an orange floor, the night sky lifts up to reveal The Show background. The Show's theme music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to the tune of the The Show theme}'' Boo doo-doo! Boo-doo doo!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's right, paunchy America! It's time to play...

''{The show's title appears on screen in time with the crowd.}''

'''CROWD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Name! Slash! Guess! That! Homestar! Runner! Hallo! Ween! Costume! Misin! Terpre! Tation!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And here's the star of Name/Guess That ''{mumbles}'' thing and the stuff: Homestar Runner!

''{The show's title falls off-screen, and Homestar walks onstage in costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks so much, Ron Johnny! It's a pleasure and a joy-joy to be doing this again for the first year in a row.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum{{--}}

''{Homestar enters a small cylindrical chamber and shuts the door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over, continued}'' {{--}}and bring out our first contestant: Coach Z!

''{Cut to a window panel, which opens to reveal Coach Z dancing on a pedestal in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Okay, now, Coach Z, the rules are simple. Just tell us what you think Homestar Runner's misinterpretation of your costume will be.

''{Coach Z nods, and a lower third pops up reading "Coach Z as a Beastie Boy from the Intergalactic video".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, I think there's a lot of good options, but I gotta go with, "Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo crossing guard costume! They was always telling me to go froward, move ahead!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A solid guess!

''{A pop-up appears of a cinderblock, with a wig and googly eyes, and the text "Solid Guess!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's go to the iso booth and see what Homestar chose.

''{Cut back to the isolation booth. Homestar turns around to look at Coach Z. Drumroll.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo construction worker costume!

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Devo construction worker". Sad gameshow music plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Oooh, so close, Coach Z, but I'm afraid we can't accept it.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{sadly}'' Ohh...

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Thanks for playing!

''{Cut to a shot of a bottle of water, surrounded by a strip of lights. The bottle is labelled "Smarty Water" and has two green smudges on it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' ''{voice-over}'' Coach Z will receive: that bottle of water that's over there. It has some green stuff on it, but it might be on the outside of the bottle, I'm not sure. That bottle of water, that's over there.

''{Cut back to the stage, and Homestar's booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Continuing on, Homestar, how you feeling in there?

''{Homestar jiggles, making the sound of shaking an empty soda cup with ice in the bottom.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rumpled on the inside!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's ignore that and meet our next contestant: The King of Town!

''{Cut to another section of the stage, with a trapdoor in the floor, which opens, and the King of Town appears up through it, in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' All right, King, let's hear your guess.

''{A lower third reads "King of Town as Immortan Joe".}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' "Hey, King, I weally wike your what-you-look-like-when-you-first-wake-up-still-wearing-your-CPAP-machine costume!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A real zinger! I could see that one!

''{A pop-up appears of a pair of glasses, with a wig and cartoon eyes and mouth, with the text "I could see that one!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town, I really cotton to your Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ costume.

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ". A buzzer sounds.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Ooh, way off with that one, KOT. Back in the pit.

''{The trapdoor opens, and the King of Town falls back below the stage. Cut to a set of three doors, with a sign reading "Doors 3". Three doors are labelled "1rd", "2ce" and "3th". Zoom in to the "2ce" door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And now, behind door number twice, it's Bubs!

''{The door opens, revealing Bubs, in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Time for you to guess Homestar's misinterpretation of your costume, without going over.

''{The lower third reads "Bubs as Jack Flack".}''

'''BUBS:''' Let's see... I think he'd say, "Say, Bubs, say, Bubs, I really like your French GI-Joe costume! What was that character's name again? Jaunty Plumarenne? He came with a baguette bazooka!"

''{A Cheap As Free Toys action figure is shown based on Bubs's costume, named as "Jaunty Plumarenne", with other labels reading "Action-like figurine", "Baguette Bazooka" and "Bulletproof Beret".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' I'm sorry, we're going to need your answer in the form of a dollar amount.

'''BUBS:''' Er... seventeen-fifty?

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar, let's see it!

''{Cut back to Homestar, who is thinking hard and writing on his card. He turns the card around to show "$17.50". A bell rings.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's correct!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

''{Homestar tears up the card and throws it as confetti.}''

''{Red lights flash as an alarm goes off.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Uh oh! You know what that sound means!

''{Diamond wipe.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Speedstipe!

''{Two live-action pennies roll and clink together. A Claymation Marzipan appears with the pennies as her eyes.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Marzipan!

''{Card reads "Marzipan as Penny".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Abe Lincoln's Claymation daughter!

''{Pan right to Pom Pom.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Pom Pom?

''{Card reads "Pom Pom as Billy Bob Brockali".}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubble noises: subtitled as "Stripèd Bear Jankboree"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Stripèd Bear Jankboree!

''{Pan right to The Cheat on a pedestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The Cheat!

''{Card reads "The Cheat as E.T. Dressed Up By Gertie".}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises: subtitled as "That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal!

''{Cut to Homestar, slouching and sinking in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar, your answers?

''{Homestar holds up two cards with Pom Pom and The Cheat's answers on them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, all those. Except for Marzipan.

''{Homestar puts down the cards and holds up another one reading "We Need Bread! Still!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Two out of three ain't bad! ''{Homestar waves the card.}'' Let's see what they've won!

''{Diamond wipe to a brown cloud of gas labelled "Meatsmell".}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' A cloud of Meatsmell. Never again go without the enticing aroma of nondescript meat with the ''{words appear}'' portable and affordable ''{words disappear as the label grows larger}'' Meatsmell! ''{Cheap As Free label appears and dings}'' From Cheap As Free Chemical!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And speaking of nasty brown clouds{{--}}

''{Diamond wipe to a closed window.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' {{--}}please welcome ''{window opens to reveal The Poopsmith}'' The Poopsmith!

''{Jingle plays, but is interrupted by a splat sound.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear your silent guess.

''{Cloes up on the Poopsmith. A spike comes out of his prop holding a card reading "Lifeline!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Ooh, going to the phone for the assist!

''{The Poopsmith nods. A card reads "The Poopsmith as Xur"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's dial 'em up!

''{Phone rings. A split screen appears. Homsar picks up a yellow landline phone.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! ''{Card reads "Homsar as Sgt. Deux Deux}'' I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!

''{Drumroll. Cut back to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Did the gamble pay off?

''{Homestar holds up a card that says exactly what Homsar had said.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' Hey Lumbar, I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot. ''{drops the card}''

''{Dings play as a nail with eyes, mouth, a wig and a pair of arms appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' Nailed it! And now to close out today's show...

''{Cut to a needlepoint door reading "The Brothers Strong"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...please welcome The Brothers Strong!

''{The door slides open, revealing Strong Bad, Strong Mad and Strong Sad. "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy" theme plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Have you decided on an answer?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have, your honor.

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' "Hey, Stwong Bad! ''{Card reads "Strong Bad as Elliott's Brother Mike's Halloween Costume"}'' I really enjoy your doing a deep dive into your hobo Clockwork Orange costume!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Show me ''{cut to Homestar}'' Hobo Clockwork Orange!

''{Homestar holds up an orange card reading SB. He flips it over, showing "Hobo Clockwork Orange".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' There it is!

''{The Brothers Strong all cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Who's next?

''{Cut to Strong Mad. Card reads "Strong Mad as Rockbiter"}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ASHY PILE OF DOG CRAP! ASHY PILE OF DOG ''{wiggles his toes}'' CRAP!

''{Cut to Homestar holding a card reading "SM".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's see ashy dog crap!

''{Card flips over to read "Ashy Pile o' Dog Crap"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Right on the money!

''{A dollar bill appears with a sharpie drawing a mustache and glasses on George Washington, reading "Write on the Money!"}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Baby bro, ''{Card reads "Strong Sad as Elliott's Halloween Costume"}'' can you bring it all home?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' "Whoa! Strong Sad! I am over the moon about your 'just plain Strong Sad on a Tuesday' costume!"

''{Cut to Homestar holding up an "SS" card.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Sad on a Tuesday!

''{Card flips to read "Strong Sad on a Tubesdate" Homestar looks confused. The Brothers Strong all sound confused.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' Judges?

''{Cut to a "Judgins" panel. Three silhouettes, Rafferty, Champeen and Preshy are standing there conferring. They accept it.}''

''{A wacky football with a thumbs up appears, reading "It's Good!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' It's good!

''{Cut to the Brothers Strong, who cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Apparently, that is just how Homestar Runner{{--}}

''{Cut to Homestar, holding up a green bowl of "Tubesdate leftovers" and a video tape.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}has always thought you spell and pronounce that particular day of the week!

''{Zoom in. The tape reads "Letterman Tubes-Thurbs" and "Tubesdate's Letterman".}''

''{The Brother's Strong all cheer, and Strong Bad sings along with the victory fanfare.}''

''{Cut to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar Runner, come on out!

''{Homestar exits the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' You're today's big winner!

''{Homestar walks onstage with all the other characters, holding a large novelty check.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? Isn't he, like, the host?

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homestar, I've really been leaning, ''{gasps}'' towards liking and loving, ''{Card reads "Homestar Runner as Tom Dover": more gasping}'' your Fred from Super Chicken ''{a red sweater with a backwards F appears}'' and Fred from Scooby-Doo ''{Fred's hair and ascot appears}'' mashup costume!

''{The two costumes mash together and disappear with a splat.}''

''{Cut to everyone on stage.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's great. ''{Title card slides down.}'' We will see you all ''{Line rads "Tubesdate Nights @ 7:30 PM}'' next Tubesdate.

''{Fade to a darkened version of the stage as credits roll.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Styles Upon Styles. Homestar Runner's reputation burnished by Sportsinterviews Consulting. Homestar Runner's wages garnished by Bubs.

''{Fade out.}''

''{In the YouTube version, a false autoplay image reads "Simple Car Care the Jibblies Way", showing a puppet Rocoulm over an open car hood.}''

''{Fade in to the King of Town, in costume, shilling for the Ab-Abber.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{reading half-heartedly}'' Since using the ''{takes out box}'' Ab-Abber Two-Thous''and'', the ladies have been so shiny and chrome.

''{Fade out. Fade in to the Brothers Strong with Strong Bad holding Homestar's check. Red marker has crossed out Homestar's name to replace it with Strong Bad, a 9 has been written over the 1, and "Ni" has been written over One.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily popping out behind Strong Sad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides closer to Strong Bad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides back to Strong Sad, Strong Sad is shocked}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide!

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, we're getting in a rut! ''{due to his rhotacism, it sounds like "wut"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's what I just said. A wut.

''{Fade out.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A CPAP machine assists someone with sleep apnea to breathe clearly while sleeping.
*An ICU is an Intensive Care Unit.
*A wage garnishment is when a court orders that an employer withholds a portion of an employee's paycheck and gives the money directly to a creditor. Bubs may have ordered to take a portion of Homestar's check, or Homestar owes Bubs money.

===Trivia===
*Bubs's action figure is called Jaunty Plumarenne. The subtitle is "Action-like Figurine". He comes with a Baguette Bazooka, aand a Bulletproof Beret.
*Homestar's check is conflictingly listed as both check number 1996 and [[20X6]], and is dated 10/31/2023. It is for 100,000.37 ''dollhairs'', which is spelled out as "To the Tune of: one hundo thou-thou and 37/100", and is notarized by Name-O Sign-O
===Remarks===
*A previous Halloween cartoon, [[Later That Night...]], also was solely about showing off the costumes. The same could be said for [[Which Ween Costumes?]].

===Glitches===
[[Image:Broke As Heck Text.png|thumb|"Broke as Heck Text"]]
*In the Flash version, the logo for Cheap as Free Chemical is squished together and mostly off the top of the screen.

===Inside References===
*The premise of this cartoon is based on the [[I really like your costume]] running gag.
*[[The Show]] first premiered in the Strong Bad Email [[the show]].
*The announcer also mumbled a long name in the Strong Bad Email [[pet show]].
*Homestar Runner's introductory theme is the [[Homestar Runner Theme Song]].
*Coach Z's introductory theme is based on the intro to [[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]].
*Strong Sad previously dressed as a member of Devo in [[Halloween Potion Ma-jig]], and also sang a portion of the song Whip It.
*One of the prizes is Smarty Water, based on [[Smarty Juice]]. Another prize, Meatsmell, was prominent in [[Thy Dungeonman 3]], and is produced by [[Cheap as Free]] Chemical.
*The King of Town's introductory theme is based on [[The King of Town DVD]].
*Bubs is behind "door number [[twice]]."
*Bubs's action figure is in the same style as the ones from the Strong Bad Email [[action figure]], and it still costs [[$11.01]].
*Pom Pom's costume includes a tiny [[Yello Dello]].
*The Poopsmith is once again paired with Homsar.
*The Brothers Strong's theme is [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]].
*The judges are silhouette versions of [[rejected characters]].
*Homestar Runner's wardrobe is once again furnished by [[Styles Upon Styles]]. His reputation is burnished by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews Consulting]].
*The Ab-Abber 2000 was previously advertised in [[suntan]].
*The giant novelty check is numbered [[20X6]].

===Real-World References===
*{{w|Mötley Crüe}} is a [[heavy metal]] band.
*Bubs's portion of the contest is based on {{w|The Price Is Right}}, in which contestants are expected to guess the retail price of a product but will automatically fail if they "go over" by guessing too high.
**His action figure is called a [[French]] {{w|G.I. Joe}}. The name of the action figure, Jaunty Plumarenne, is a reference to the lyric "je te plumerai" from the song {{w|Alouette (song)|Alouette}}.
*"Stripèd Bear Jankboree" is a reference to the {{w|Country Bear Jamboree}} at Disney theme parks, another musical animatronic show.
*''{{w|Dark Crystal}}'' is a movie produced by {{w|Jim Henson}}.
*Strong Bad says his costume is based on the book and film {{w|A Clockwork Orange}}.
*Homestar says his costume is from {{w|Super Chicken}} and {{w|Scooby-Doo}}.
*In the Strong Backslide scene, Homestar Runner uses smear frames as a reference to how {{w|The Dover Boys at Pimento University}} was animated.

==External Links==
{{nextlinks|toons/hall-show-ween-toon|youtube=G_7O-ZiR34k}}
{{halloweennav}}
{{stub}}

The Show: Ween Edition

68.37.43.131 — Tue, 31 Oct 2023 01:02:13 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Trivia */ "Check the check?" Wait, one hundo thou-thou dollhairs? That's like, zero poopees!

{{aholidaynav|toons/hall-show-ween-toon}}

[[Image:The Show Ween Edition.png|thumb|"Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum."]]

This year, Homestar implements his [[What are you supposed to be?|attempts to guess the cast's costumes]] into a fun little game on [[The Show]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, [[Rafferty]], [[Champeen]], [[Preshy]], [[Rocoulm]] (YouTube version only)

See '''[[The Show: Ween Edition Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, October 29, 2023

'''Running Time:''' 6:37

'''Page Title:''' Sponsored by That Bottle of Water That's Over There
==Transcript==
''{We open on Homestar against the night sky, stars and the moon visible in the background. Ominous music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Each Halloween, severals of people become mildly annoyed, when Homestar Runner misinterprets their costume.

''{Record scratch, ominous music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So I made a game show out of it!

''{Zoom out to see Homestar standing on an orange floor, the night sky lifts up to reveal The Show background. The Show's theme music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to the tune of the The Show theme}'' Boo doo-doo! Boo-doo doo!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's right, paunchy America! It's time to play...

''{The show's title appears on screen in time with the crowd.}''

'''CROWD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Name! Slash! Guess! That! Homestar! Runner! Hallo! Ween! Costume! Misin! Terpre! Tation!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And here's the star of Name/Guess That ''{mumbles}'' thing and the stuff: Homestar Runner!

''{The show's title falls off-screen, and Homestar walks onstage in costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks so much, Ron Johnny! It's a pleasure and a joy-joy to be doing this again for the first year in a row.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum{{--}}

''{Homestar enters a small cylindrical chamber and shuts the door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over, continued}'' {{--}}and bring out our first contestant: Coach Z!

''{Cut to a window panel, which opens to reveal Coach Z dancing on a pedestal in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Okay, now, Coach Z, the rules are simple. Just tell us what you think Homestar Runner's misinterpretation of your costume will be.

''{Coach Z nods, and a lower third pops up reading "Coach Z as a Beastie Boy from the Intergalactic video".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, I think there's a lot of good options, but I gotta go with, "Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo crossing guard costume! They was always telling me to go froward, move ahead!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A solid guess!

''{A pop-up appears of a cinderblock, with a wig and googly eyes, and the text "Solid Guess!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's go to the iso booth and see what Homestar chose.

''{Cut back to the isolation booth. Homestar turns around to look at Coach Z. Drumroll.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo construction worker costume!

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Devo construction worker". Sad gameshow music plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Oooh, so close, Coach Z, but I'm afraid we can't accept it.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{sadly}'' Ohh...

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Thanks for playing!

''{Cut to a shot of a bottle of water, surrounded by a strip of lights. The bottle is labelled "Smarty Water" and has two green smudges on it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' ''{voice-over}'' Coach Z will receive: that bottle of water that's over there. It has some green stuff on it, but it might be on the outside of the bottle, I'm not sure. That bottle of water, that's over there.

''{Cut back to the stage, and Homestar's booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Continuing on, Homestar, how you feeling in there?

''{Homestar jiggles, making the sound of shaking an empty soda cup with ice in the bottom.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rumpled on the inside!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's ignore that and meet our next contestant: The King of Town!

''{Cut to another section of the stage, with a trapdoor in the floor, which opens, and the King of Town appears up through it, in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' All right, King, let's hear your guess.

''{A lower third reads "King of Town as Immortan Joe".}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' "Hey, King, I weally wike your what-you-look-like-when-you-first-wake-up-still-wearing-your-CPAP-machine costume!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A real zinger! I could see that one!

''{A pop-up appears of a pair of glasses, with a wig and cartoon eyes and mouth, with the text "I could see that one!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town, I really cotton to your Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ costume.

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ". A buzzer sounds.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Ooh, way off with that one, KOT. Back in the pit.

''{The trapdoor opens, and the King of Town falls back below the stage. Cut to a set of three doors, with a sign reading "Doors 3". Three doors are labelled "1rd", "2ce" and "3th". Zoom in to the "2ce" door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And now, behind door number twice, it's Bubs!

''{The door opens, revealing Bubs, in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Time for you to guess Homestar's misinterpretation of your costume, without going over.

''{The lower third reads "Bubs as Jack Flack".}''

'''BUBS:''' Let's see... I think he'd say, "Say, Bubs, say, Bubs, I really like your French GI-Joe costume! What was that character's name again? Jaunty Plumarenne? He came with a baguette bazooka!"

''{A Cheap As Free Toys action figure is shown based on Bubs's costume, named as "Jaunty Plumarenne", with other labels reading "Action-like figurine", "Baguette Bazooka" and "Bulletproof Beret".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' I'm sorry, we're going to need your answer in the form of a dollar amount.

'''BUBS:''' Er... seventeen-fifty?

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar, let's see it!

''{Cut back to Homestar, who is thinking hard and writing on his card. He turns the card around to show "$17.50". A bell rings.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's correct!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

''{Homestar tears up the card and throws it as confetti.}''

''{Red lights flash as an alarm goes off.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Uh oh! You know what that sound means!

''{Diamond wipe.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Speedstipe!

''{Two live-action pennies roll and clink together. A Claymation Marzipan appears with the pennies as her eyes.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Marzipan!

''{Card reads "Marzipan as Penny".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Abe Lincoln's Claymation daughter!

''{Pan right to Pom Pom.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Pom Pom?

''{Card reads "Pom Pom as Billy Bob Brockali".}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubble noises: subtitled as "Stripèd Bear Jankboree}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Stripèd Bear Jankboree!

''{Pan right to The Cheat on a pedestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The Cheat!

''{Card reads "The Cheat as E.T. Dressed Up By Gertie".}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises: subtitled as "That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal!

''{Cut to Homestar, slouching and sinking in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar, your answers?

''{Homestar holds up two cards with Pom Pom and The Cheat's answers on them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, all those. Except for Marzipan.

''{Homestar puts down the cards and holds up another one reading "We Need Bread! Still!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Two out of three ain't bad! ''{Homestar waves the card.}'' Let's see what they've won!

''{Diamond wipe to a brown cloud of gas labelled "Meatsmell".}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' A cloud of Meatsmell. Never again go without the enticing aroma of nondescript meat with the ''{words appear}'' portable and affordable ''{words disappear as the label grows larger}'' Meatsmell! ''{Cheap As Free label appears and dings}'' From Cheap As Free Chemical!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And speaking of nasty brown clouds{{--}}

''{Diamond wipe to a closed window.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' {{--}}please welcome ''{window opens to reveal The Poopsmith}'' The Poopsmith!

''{Jingle plays, but is interrupted by a splat sound.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear your silent guess.

''{Cloes up on the Poopsmith. A spike comes out of his prop holding a card reading "Lifeline!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Ooh, going to the phone for the assist!

''{The Poopsmith nods. A card reads "The Poopsmith as Xur"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's dial 'em up!

''{Phone rings. A split screen appears. Homsar picks up a yellow landline phone.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! ''{Card reads "Homsar as Sgt. Deux Deux}'' I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!

''{Drumroll. Cut back to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Did the gamble pay off?

''{Homestar holds up a card that says exactly what Homsar had said.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' Hey Lumbar, I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot. ''{drops the card}''

''{Dings play as a nail with eyes, mouth, a wig and a pair of arms appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' Nailed it! And now to close out today's show...

''{Cut to a needlepoint door reading "The Brothers Strong"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...please welcome The Brothers Strong!

''{The door slides open, revealing Strong Bad, Strong Mad and Strong Sad. "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy" theme plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Have you decided on an answer?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have, your honor.

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' "Hey, Stwong Bad! ''{Card reads "Strong Bad as Elliott's Brother Mike's Halloween Costume"}'' I really enjoy your doing a deep dive into your hobo Clockwork Orange costume!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Show me ''{cut to Homestar}'' Hobo Clockwork Orange!

''{Homestar holds up an orange card reading SB. He flips it over, showing "Hobo Clockwork Orange".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' There it is!

''{The Brothers Strong all cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Who's next?

''{Cut to Strong Mad. Card reads "Strong Mad as Rockbiter"}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ASHY PILE OF DOG CRAP! ASHY PILE OF DOG ''{wiggles his toes}'' CRAP!

''{Cut to Homestar holding a card reading "SM".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's see ashy dog crap!

''{Card flips over to read "Ashy Pile o' Dog Crap"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Right on the money!

''{A dollar bill appears with a sharpie drawing a mustache and glasses on George Washington, reading "Write on the Money!"}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Baby bro, ''{Card reads "Strong Sad as Elliott's Halloween Costume"}'' can you bring it all home?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' "Whoa! Strong Sad! I am over the moon about your 'just plain Strong Sad on a Tuesday' costume!"

''{Cut to Homestar holding up an "SS" card.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Sad on a Tuesday!

''{Card flips to read "Strong Sad on a Tubesdate" Homestar looks confused. The Brothers Strong all sound confused.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' Judges?

''{Cut to a "Judgins" panel. Three silhouettes, Rafferty, Champeen and Preshy are standing there conferring. They accept it.}''

''{A wacky football with a thumbs up appears, reading "It's Good!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' It's good!

''{Cut to the Brothers Strong, who cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Apparently, that is just how Homestar Runner{{--}}

''{Cut to Homestar, holding up a green bowl of "Tubesdate leftovers" and a video tape.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}has always thought you spell and pronounce that particular day of the week!

''{Zoom in. The tape reads "Letterman Tubes-Thurbs" and "Tubesdate's Letterman".}''

''{The Brother's Strong all cheer, and Strong Bad sings along with the victory fanfare.}''

''{Cut to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar Runner, come on out!

''{Homestar exits the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' You're today's big winner!

''{Homestar walks onstage with all the other characters, holding a large novelty check.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? Isn't he, like, the host?

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homestar, I've really been leaning, ''{gasps}'' towards liking and loving, ''{Card reads "Homestar Runner as Tom Dover": more gasping}'' your Fred from Super Chicken ''{a red sweater with a backwards F appears}'' and Fred from Scooby-Doo ''{Fred's hair and ascot appears}'' mashup costume!

''{The two costumes mash together and disappear with a splat.}''

''{Cut to everyone on stage.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's great. ''{Title card slides down.}'' We will see you all ''{Line rads "Tubesdate Nights @ 7:30 PM}'' next Tubesdate.

''{Fade to a darkened version of the stage as credits roll.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Styles Upon Styles. Homestar Runner's reputation burnished by Sportsinterviews Consulting. Homestar Runner's wages garnished by Bubs.

''{Fade out.}''

''{In the YouTube version, a false autoplay image reads "Simple Car Care the Jibblies Way", showing a puppet Rocoulm over an open car hood.}''

''{Fade in to the King of Town, in costume, shilling for the Ab-Abber.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{reading half-heartedly}'' Since using the ''{takes out box}'' Ab-Abber Two-Thous''and'', the ladies have been so shiny and chrome.

''{Fade out. Fade in to the Brothers Strong with Strong Bad holding Homestar's check. Red marker has crossed out Homestar's name to replace it with Strong Bad, a 9 has been written over the 1, and "Ni" has been written over One.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily popping out behind Strong Sad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides closer to Strong Bad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides back to Strong Sad, Strong Sad is shocked}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide!

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, we're getting in a rut! ''{due to his rhotacism, it sounds like "wut"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's what I just said. A wut.

''{Fade out.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A CPAP machine assists someone with sleep apnea to breathe clearly while sleeping.
*An ICU is an Intensive Care Unit.
*A wage garnishment is when a court orders that an employer withholds a portion of an employee's paycheck and gives the money directly to a creditor. Bubs may have ordered to take a portion of Homestar's check, or Homestar owes Bubs money.

===Trivia===
*Bubs's action figure is called Jaunty Plumarenne. The subtitle is "Action-like Figurine". He comes with a Baguette Bazooka, aand a Bulletproof Beret.
*Homestar's check is conflictingly listed as both check number 1996 and [[20X6]], and is dated 10/31/2023. It is for 100,000.37 ''dollhairs'', which is spelled out as "To the Tune of: one hundo thou-thou and 37/500", and is notarized by Name-O Sign-O.

===Inside References===
*The premise of this cartoon is based on the [[I really like your costume]] running gag.
*[[The Show]] first premiered in the Strong Bad Email [[the show]].
*The announcer also mumbled a long name in the Strong Bad Email [[pet show]].
*Homestar Runner's introductory theme is the [[Homestar Runner Theme Song]].
*Coach Z's introductory theme is based on [[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]].
*Strong Sad previously dressed as a member of Devo in [[Halloween Potion Ma-jig]], and also sang a portion of the song Whip It Good.
*One of the prizes is Smarty Water, based on [[Smarty Juice]]. Another prize, Meatsmell, was prominent in [[Thy Dungeonman 3]], and is produced by [[Cheap as Free]] Chemical.
*The King of Town's introductory theme is based on [[The King of Town DVD]].
*Bubs's action figure is in the same style as the ones from the Strong Bad Email [[action figure]], and it still costs [[$11.01]].
*Pom Pom's costume includes a tiny [[Yello Dello]].
*The Poopsmith is once again paired with Homsar.
*The Brothers Strong's theme is [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]].
*The judges are silhouette versions of [[rejected characters]].
*Homestar Runner's wardrobe is once again furnished by [[Styles Upon Styles]]. His reputation is burnished by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews Consulting]].
*The Ab-Abber 2000 was previously advertised in [[suntan]].
*The giant novelty check is numbered [[20X6]].

===Real-World References===
*{{w|Mötley Crüe}} is a [[heavy metal]] band.
*Bubs's portion of the contest is based on {{w|The Price Is Right}}. His action figure is called a [[French]] {{w|G.I. Joe}}. The name of the action figure, Jaunty Plumarenne, is a reference to the lyric "je te plumerai" from the song {{w|Alouette (song)|Alouette}}.
*''{{w|Dark Crystal}}'' is a movie produced by {{w|Jim Henson}}.
*Strong Bad says his costume is based on the book and film {{w|A Clockwork Orange}}.
*Homestar says his costume is from {{w|Super Chicken}} and {{w|Scooby-Doo}}.
*In the Strong Backslide scene, Homestar Runner uses smear frames as a reference to how {{w|The Dover Boys at Pimento University}} was animated.

==External Links==
{{nextlinks|toons/hall-show-ween-toon|youtube=G_7O-ZiR34k}}
{{halloweennav}}
{{stub}}

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68.37.43.131 — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 22:07:17 GMT

68.37.43.131: Boy, did I call these running gags, or are the Brothers Chaps reading what I write? Because I might take credit for The Cheat dressing as Ponyo that one year.

=Rig Rug=
[[File:RigRug.png|thumb|"Now with 30% less raids by the Feds!"]]
'''Rig Rug''' is a game mentioned throughout [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]. If an item is used on the rug in the triungulate version of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]], [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] will say he doesn't need to rig the rug with that, but that he would like to play some Rig Rug.

The game plays a major part in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]], in which a suspiciously [[Homeschool Winner]]-like silhouette can be seen through a bar window, playing the game on an [[Stand-up Arcade Games|arcade machine]]. Dangeresque tells them to press the Player 2 button on the stage select screen, which shuts the game off and alerts the Feds. This is necessary to shut off all the power in the bar, allowing the electrician (played by [[Strong Sad]]) to finish repairing a fuse.

In the postgame sequence of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]], [[Dangeresque Too]] can find the home console version of Rig Rug, giving a description of the game: "Help Handyman Jorge renovate vintage homes by tearing up rugs before the evil [[Robots|General Contractor-Bot]] blands things up with beige paint and wall to wall carpeting." Handyman Jorge is depicted as a bearded [[Normal-Human Characters|human]] with a backwards green cap.

On {{prs|1700549619514552325|9|Sep|2023|alt=September 9, 2023}}, the [[@StrongBadActual]] account posted a video of a playable Rig Rug that was considered for a future [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] update.

The game has a pixelated style resembling the games of [[Videlectrix]], but their logo is absent from the box, leaving their involvement unconfirmed. The title is a reference to [[Namco]]'s ''{{w|Dig Dug}}''.

<nowiki>[[Category:Games]]</nowiki>

=Jez Swanson=
[[File:TwitterJezzamonnOrigins.jpg|thumb|"It all started with a brave little tweet!"]]
[[File:UnusedRobot.gif|thumb|left|BounceBot]]
'''Jez Swanson''' is a software engineer, and the main programmer of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]'s [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|level 10 update]]. He is also credited alongside [[the Brothers Chaps]] for level 10 development and additional music.

In September 2017, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account {{prs|906297547584569344|8|Sep|2017|alt=posted an animated GIF of "Stinkoman level 10 relic[s]"}} featuring multiple enemy sprites. Jez Swanson ({{@|jezzamonn}}) responded to this Tweet, volunteering to code the rest of the game, to which @StrongBadActual replied "{{prs|906354200963112960|8|Sep|2017|alt=You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?}}". Swanson replied that he was familiar with {{wp|ActionScript}}, and went on to become the official programmer of level 10.

In April 2018, Jez Swanson made a GIF of [[Stinkoman]] punching a picture of [[Bubs]] (referencing [[the next april fools thing]]). @StrongBadActual {{prs|982586862241042432|7|Apr|2018|alt=Tweeted the GIF}}, thanking Swanson and telling him to "get back to work on level 10".

Upon the level's release in December 2020, @StrongBadActual gave a "{{prs|1340869543833595905|20|Dec|2020|alt=huge shoutout to [Jez's] incredible patience, programming, development, and actionscript archaeology}}".

The player character from Swanson's Flash game ''[https://www.deviantart.com/jezzamon/art/BounceBot-364619815 BounceBot]'' can be found as an [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#bouncebot|unused enemy]] within the files of Stinkoman 20X6's level 10 update.

==External Links==
*[https://www.jezzamon.com/ Jez Swanson's website]

<nowiki>[[Category:People]]</nowiki>

=Colin McInerney=
[[File:TwitterAllHamsOnDeckPig.jpg|thumb|"I spotted this incredibly HAMdsome pig in {{@|tbbgco}}'s game All Hams On Deck!"]]
'''Colin McInerney''' is a game designer and developer who has collaborated with [[The Brothers Chaps]] on multiple occasions.

In September 2018, Strong Bad Tweeted at {{w|Owlchemy Labs}} (McInerney's studio at the time) {{prs|1042153439638302720|18|Sep|2018|alt=proposing a "VR train-dropping simulator"}}. McInerney ({{@|ColinMcInerror}}) responded, asking Strong Bad to contact him for any more questions, and [[twitter:ColinMcInerror/status/1042435818336473088|suggesting a VR]] [[StrongBadZone]]. Strong Bad responded with {{prs|1043162493118541825|21|Sep|2018|alt=StrongBadZone 3D models}}.

McInerney designed and programmed the VR game ''[https://colinmcinerney.itch.io/eye-eye-capn Eye, Eye, Cap'n!]'' in 24 hours for the [https://itch.io/jam/vr-austin-jam-2018 VR Austin Jam in November 2018]; [[Matt Chapman]] provided the voice for Cap'n Capman, whose name alludes to "Chapman". @StrongBadActual {{prs|1065595824468570112|22|Nov|2018|alt=promoted the game}}, noting the voice's similarity to [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]. In Owlchemy Labs' 2019 game [https://vacationsimulatorgame.com/ Vacation Simulator], Matt is again listed among the voice cast. In {{prs|1219062516548063232|19|Jan|2020|alt=January 2020}}, and again in {{prs|1308780684304146432|23|Sep|2020|alt=September 2020}}, @StrongBadActual promoted ''[https://www.lars-olson.com/all-hams-on-deck No Hams On Deck]'', a mobile game by McInerney's new studio [[twitter:TBBGCO|The Bread & Butter Game Co]]. In this game, Matt's voice clips from ''Eye, Eye, Cap'n'' are re-used, and [[Mike Chapman]] voices Hog Bad, a pig who looks like [[Strong Bad]].

In October 2020, Colin appeared as a guest on the Homestar Runner fan podcast "[https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods Come On, Fhqwhpods!]", on the episodes for [https://www.spreaker.com/user/16768079/046-wheres-the-cheat Where's The Cheat?] and [https://www.spreaker.com/user/16768079/047-sbemail-band-names band names].

In December 2020, Colin McInerney was credited as a playtester for the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|tenth level]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. Strong Bad thanked him in a {{prs|1340869551299448834|20|Dec|2020|alt=Tweet}}, proclaiming "No one else would have so bravely waded into testing a 15 year old web game for a dead media player!!"

He was credited as a [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] programmer in August 2023. On his website, he elaborates: "I provided general {{w|Unity (game engine)|Unity}}/programming assistance, and was responsible for creating a custom dialogue box manager that sat on top of [https://adventurecreator.org/ Adventure Creator]. This allowed me to re-add features like special graphics for thinking textboxes, positioning the little speech tags, and a bunch of other fun tweakable things to make sure the text boxes were buttery-smooth."

==External Links==
*[https://colin.how/ Colin McInerney's website]

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=U.Z. Inu=
'''U.Z. Inu''' is the composer credited for [[Stinkoman 20X6]]'s [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|tenth level]]. They contributed three tracks: the level theme (a remix of [[Stinkoman Level 1]]), [[Z Sabre]]'s boss theme (a remix of the standard boss theme), and [[Mecha-Trogador]]'s boss theme (a remix combining Stinkoman Level 1 and [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]). Curiously, while all of the other credited contributors were [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1340869543833595905|thanked in a Twitter thread]] following the level's release, U.Z. Inu has never been acknowledged outside of the game's credits sequence.

==Connection to Toby Fox==
The name "U.Z. Inu" is likely a play on the Japanese localized name for the ''{{wp|Undertale}}'' character ''Annoying Dog'' (うざいイヌ, romanized as ''Uzai Inu''), which is often depicted as the avatar of developer and composer '''{{w|Toby Fox}}'''. The music uses a lot of Toby's signature composition habits and instrumentation, as well as sharing the same instrument samples that he would use in music for his games.

Toby Fox is a fan of Homestar Runner, directly citing it as the inspiration for a scrapped attack in ''Undertale'' in which the player would have to [[mile|jump over a row of buses]]. Most notably, his game ''{{w|Deltarune}}'' contains a music group known as the "[[Game Sightings#Deltarune|Sweet Cap'n Cakes]]", a reference to [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]; one of its members [https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/when-i-get-mad-i-dance-like-this plays a song very similar to the demo] that [[Casio Head Strong Bad]] plays.

At the time of level 10's release, no trace of U.Z. Inu could be found online. This changed in 2022, when U.Z. Inu was credited a second time; this time as composer and lyricist for "I'm Your Treasure Box" by ''Houshou Marine'', a Japanese ''Vtuber'' which Toby has previously thanked for playing his game ''Undertale'' on stream. This song was made in collaboration with musician Camellia, who had collaborated with Toby Fox on multiple occasions.

The secretive nature of the U.Z. Inu alias has since lead to hoaxes, such as a Toby Fox imitator using the name to release fan-made ''Deltarune'' music.

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=Rich Trott=
[[File:Dangeresque_SoundtrackCover.png|thumb|"Also included, expanded alternate arrangements and remixes of these songs by the great Rich Trott (Palace Family Steak House)."]]
'''Rich Trott''' is a composer and playtester for [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]].

Throughout December 2022, Rich Trott ({{@|trott}}) would Tweet {{w|A Charlie Brown Christmas}}-style versions of the daily songs from the [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]], most of which were Retweeted by [[@StrongBadActual]]. In May 2023, Strong Bad Tweeted a jazz/funk remix of the theme from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] as a teaser for [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]; he then Retweeted Trott's remix of this song, and challenged him to {{prs|1662909062034407429|28|May|2023|alt="jazz-interpret" a "little song I made up as I was reading the instructions for this shelf"}}. Trott responded with multiple covers of the song.

In August 2023, Rich Trott's [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] covers of [[Stave It Off]] and [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] were used in [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]. The game's [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Soundtrack|soundtrack]] was released later that month, containing 13 new arrangements of the music by Rich Trott, in addition to the two tracks that were used in the game.

==External Links==
*[https://palacefamilysteakhouse.bandcamp.com/ Rich Trott's Bandcamp page]

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=Tacos=
[[File:Jumble.PNG|thumb]]
Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
==Appearances==
*Email [[50 Emails]] {{--}} One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s failed attempts at [[DELETED]] is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
*Email [[caper]] {{--}} The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] pays [[The Cheat]] in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who [[Coach Z]] apparently has a rivalry with.
**Homestar repeats this gag in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].
*Email [[pop-up]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad [[salad]], and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} When [[Bubs]] points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
*[[Hremail 7]] {{--}} One of the flavors of [[melonade]] is Taco Explosion.
*[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas, they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] (Triungulate version) {{--}} In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.

==See Also==
*[[Burgers]]
*[[Sandwiches]]

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=Words Ending in -o=
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{--}} The most rare and beautiful bird is called the '''[[Yello Dello]]'''.
*[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] {{--}} Homestar calls Strong Bad "'''Strong-o Bad-o'''".
*Email [[lady fan]] {{--}} Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his '''[[Twees|buttweesimo]]'''.
*[[Punkin Stencils]] {{--}} Homestar calls [[The Jolly Dumple]] '''Tongue-o Drippo'''.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} The name of the fast food restaurant is called '''[[Blubb-O's]]'''.
*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is '''[[Ina-Pro-Pro]]'''.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The Homestar Runner's gulps as '''gulpo''' and '''gulpamundo'''.
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that the [[King of Town]] dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a '''no-brain-o.'''
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] {{--}} '''Deflato-head''' Strong Bad and '''decapitato-head''' Strong Sad each sold separately.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] {{--}} Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is '''Provisional Accept-o''' and '''Roboto Accept-o'''.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] {{--}}
**The Wingzz Hutt offers '''Facemelto''' sauce.
** If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will '''fake-o solve-o''' The Chief's '''case-o''' first.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]] {{--}} Talking to the Quickstart Guide, Dangeresque reminds it to float like '''Ms. Chlorino''' taught in the pool.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}}
**A generic error message is '''Loopto Rodoopto'''.
**The statue with two shields is named '''Homestarmero''' Duplicishield.
*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} Homestar Runner's check is notarized by someone named '''Name-O Sign-O'''.

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=The King of Town's Health Problems=
{{nophoto}}
The [[King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] {{--}} The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
*[[Halloween Potion Ma-Jig]] {{--}} He and the [[Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
*Email [[more armies]] {{--}} The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
*[[Strong Badia the Free] {{--}} The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
*Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
*Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} When King [[Bubs]]gonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
*Email [[fan club]] {{--}} Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[whatsit]]. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] {{--}} When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
*[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] {{--}} His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.

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The Show: Ween Edition

68.37.43.131 — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 21:25:24 GMT

68.37.43.131: I could use some help in the Real-World References department, but I started populating the Fun Facts.

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[[Image:The Show Ween Edition.png|thumb|"Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum."]]

This year, Homestar implements his [[What are you supposed to be?|attempts to guess the cast's costumes]] into a fun little game on [[The Show]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, [[Rafferty]], [[Champeen]], [[Preshy]], [[Rocoulm]] (YouTube version only)

See '''[[The Show: Ween Edition Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, October 29, 2023

'''Running Time:''' 6:37

'''Page Title:''' Sponsored by That Bottle of Water That's Over There - Toons The Show: Ween Edition - Homestar Runner

==Transcript==
''{We open on Homestar against the night sky, stars and the moon visible in the background. Ominous music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Each Halloween, severals of people become mildly annoyed, when Homestar Runner misinterprets their costume.

''{Record scratch, ominous music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So I made a game show out of it!

''{Zoom out to see Homestar standing on an orange floor, the night sky lifts up to reveal The Show background. The Show's theme music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to the tune of the The Show theme}'' Boo doo-doo! Boo-doo doo!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's right, paunchy America! It's time to play...

''{The show's title appears on screen in time with the crowd.}''

'''CROWD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Name! Slash! Guess! That! Homestar! Runner! Hallo! Ween! Costume! Misin! Terpre! Tation!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And here's the star of Name/Guess That ''{mumbles}'' thing and the stuff: Homestar Runner!

''{The show's title falls off-screen, and Homestar walks onstage in costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks so much, Ron Johnny! It's a pleasure and enjoy-joy to be doing this again for the first year in a row.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum{{--}}

''{Homestar enters a small cylindrical chamber and shuts the door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over, continued}'' {{--}}and bring our our first contestant: Coach Z!

''{Cut to a window panel, which opens to reveal Coach Z dancing on a pedestal in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' OK now, Coach Z, the rules are simple. Just tell us what you think Homestar Runner's misinterpretation of your costume will be.

''{Coach Z nods, and a lower third pops up reading "Coach Z as a Beastie Boy from the Intergalactic video".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, I think there's a lot of good options, but I gotta go with, "Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo crossing guard costume!" He was always telling me to go froward, move ahead!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A solid guess!

''{A pop-up appears of a cinderblock, with a wig and googly eyes, and the text "Solid Guess!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's go to the iso booth and see what Homestar chose.

''{Cut back to the isolation booth. Homestar turns around to look at Coach Z. Drumroll.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo construction worker costume!

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Devo construction worker". Sad gameshow music plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Oooh, so close, Coach Z, but I'm afraid we can't accept it.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{sadly}'' Ohh...

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Thanks for playing!

''{Cut to a shot of a bottle of water, surrounded by a strip of lights. The bottle is labelled "Smarty Water" and has two green smudges on it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' ''{voice-over}'' Coach Z will receive: that bottle of water that's over there. It has some green stuff on it, but it might be on the outside of the bottle, I'm not sure. That bottle of water, that's over there.

''{Cut back to the stage, and Homestar's booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Continuing on, Homestar, how you feeling in there?

''{Homestar jiggles, making the sound of shaking an empty soda cup with ice in the bottom.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rumpled on the inside!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's ignore that, and meet our next contestant: The King of Town!

''{Cut to another section of the stage, with a trapdoor in the floor, which opens, and the King of Town appears up through it, in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' All right King, let's hear your guess.

''{A lower third reads "King of Town as Immortan Joe".}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' "Hey, King, I really wike your what-you-look-like-when-you-first-wake-up-still-wearing-your-CPAP-machine costume!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A real zinger! I could see that one!

''{A pop-up appears of a pair of glasses, with a wig and cartoon eyes and mouth, with the text "I could see that one!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town, I really cotton to your Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ costume.

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ". A buzzer sounds.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Ooh, way off with that one, KOT. Back in the pit.

''{The trapdoor opens, and the King of Town falls back below the stage. Cut to a set of three doors, with a sign reading "Doors 3". Three doors are labelled "1rd", "2ce" and "3th". Zoom in to the "2ce" door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And now, behind door number twice, it's Bubs!

''{The door opens, revealing Bubs, in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Time for you to guess Homestar's misinterpretation of your costume, without going over.

''{The lower third reads "Bubs as Jack Flack".}''

'''BUBS:''' Let's see... I think he'd say, "Say, Bubs, say, Bubs, I really like your French GI-Joe costume! What was that character's name again? Jaunty Plumarenne? He came with a baguette bazooka!"

''{A Cheap As Free Toys action figure is shown based on Bubs's costume, named as "Jaunty Plumarenne", with other labels reading "Action-like figurine", "Baguette Bazooka" and "Bulletproof Beret".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' I'm sorry, we're going to need your answer in the form of a dollar amount.

'''BUBS:''' Uh.... seventeen-fifty?

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar, let's see it!

''{Cut back to Homestar, who is thinking hard and writing on his card. He turns the card around to show "$17.50". A bell rings.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's correct!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

''{Homestar tears up the card and throws it as confetti.}''

''{Red lights flash as an alarm goes off.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Uh oh! You know what that sound means!

''{Diamond wipe.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Speedstipe!

''{Two live-action pennies roll and clink together. A Claymation Marzipan appears with the pennies as her eyes.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Marzipan!

''{Card reads "Marzipan as Penny".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Abe Lincoln's Claymation daughter!

''{Pan right to Pom Pom.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Pom Pom?

''{Card reads "Pom Pom as Billy Bob Brockali".}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubble noises: subtitled as "Stripèd Bear Jankboree}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Stripèd Bear Jankboree!

''{Pan right to The Cheat on a peddestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The Cheat!

''{Card reads "The Cheat as E.T. Dressed Up By Gertie".}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises: subtitled as "That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal!

''{Cut to Homestar, slouching and sinking in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar, your answers?

''{Homestar holds up two cards with Pom Pom and The Cheat's answers on them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, all those. Except for Marzipan.

''{Homestar puts down the cards and holds up another one reading "We Need Bread! Still!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Two out of three ain't bad! ''{Homestar waves the card.}'' Let's see what they've won!

''{Diamond wipe to a brown cloud of gas labelled "Meatsmell".}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' A cloud of meatsmell. Never again go without the enticing aroma of nondescript meat with the ''{words appear}'' portable and affordable ''{words disappear as the label grows larger}'' Meatsmell! ''{Cheap As Free label appears and dings}'' From Cheap As Free Chemical!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And speaking of nasty brown clouds{{--}}

''{Diamond wipe to a closed window.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' {{--}}please welcome ''{window opens to reveal The Poopsmith}'' The Poopsmith!

''{Jingle plays, but is interrupted by a splat sound.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear your silent guess.

''{Cloes up on the Poopsmith. A spike comes out of his prop holding a card reading "Lifeline!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Ooh, going to the phone for the assist!

''{The Poopsmith nods. A card reads "The Poopsmith as Xur"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's dial 'em up!

''{Phone rings. A split screen appears. Homsar picks up a yellow landline phone.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! ''{Card reads "Homsar as Sgt. Deux Deux}'' I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!

''{Drumroll. Cut back to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Will the gamble pay off?

''{Homestar holds up a card that says exactly what Homsar had said.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' Hey Lumbar, I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot. ''{drops the card}''

''{Dings play as a nail with eyes, mouth, a wig and a pair of arms appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' Nailed it! And now to close out today's show...

''{Cut to a needlepoint door reading "The Brothers Strong"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...please welcome The Brothers Strong!

''{The door slides open, revealing Strong Bad, Strong Mad and Strong Sad. "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy" theme plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Have you decided on an answer?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have, your honor.

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Hey, Stwong Bad! ''{Card reads "Strong Bad as Elliott's Brother Mike's Halloween Costume"}'' I really enjoy your doing a deep dive into your hobo Clockwork Orange costume!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Show me ''{cut to Homestar}'' Hobo Clockwork Orange!

''{Homestar holds up an orange card reading SB. He flips it over, showing "Hobo Clockwork Orange".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' There it is!

''{The Brothers Strong all cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Who's next?

''{Cut to Strong Mad. Card reads "Strong Mad as Rockbiter"}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ASHY PILE OF DOG CRAP! ASHY PILE OF DOG ''{wiggles his toes}'' CRAP!

''{Cut to Homestar holding a card reading "SM".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's see ashy dog crap!

''{Card flips over to read "Ashy Pile o' Dog Crap"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Right on the money!

''{A dollar bill appears with a sharpie drawing a mustache and glasses on George Washington, reading "Write on the Money!"}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Baby bro, ''{Card reads "Strong Sad as Elliott's Halloween Costume"}'' can you bring it all home?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Whoa! Strong Sad! I am over the moon about your "just plain Strong Sad on a Tuesday" costume!

''{Cut to Homestar holding up an "SS" card.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Sad on a Tuesday!

''{Card flips to read "Strong Sad on a Tubesdate" Homestar looks confused. The Brothers Strong all sound confused.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' Judges?

''{Cut to a "Judgins" panel. Three silhouettes, Rafferty, Champeen and Preshy are standing there conferring. They accept it.}''

''{A wacky football with a thumps up appears, reading "It's Good!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' It's good!

''{Cut to the Brothers Strong, who cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Actually, that is just how Homestar Runner{{--}}

''{Cut to Homestar, holdig up a green bowl of "Tubesdate leftovers" and a video tape.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}has always thought you spell and pronounce that particular day of the week!

''{Zoom in. The tape reads "Letterman Tubes-Thurbs" and "Tubesdate's Letterman".}''

''{The Brother's Strong all cheer.}''

''{Cut to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar Runner, come on out!

''{Homestar exits the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' You're today's big winner!

''{Homestar walks onstage with all the other characters, holding a large novelty check.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? Isn't he like, the host?

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Homestar, I really been leaning, ''{gasps}'' towards liking and loving, ''{Card reads "Homestar Runner as Tom Dover": more gasping}'' your Fred from Superchicken ''{a red sweater with a backwards F appears}'' and Fred from Scooby Doo ''{Fred's hair and ascot appears}'' mashup costume!

''{The two costumes mash togehter and disappear with a splat.}''

''{Cut to everyone on stage.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's great. ''{Title card slides down.}'' We will see you all ''{Line rads "Tubesdate Nights @ 7:30 PM}'' next Tubesdate.

''{Fade to a darkened version of the stage as credits roll.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Styles Upon Styles. Homestar Runner's reputation burnished by Sportsinterviews Consulting. Homestar Runner's wages garnished by Bubs.

''{Fade out.}''

''{In the YouTube version, a false autoplay image reads "Simple Car Care the Jibblies Way", showing a puppet Rocoulm over an open car hood.}''

''{Fade in to the King of Town, in costume, shilling for the Ab-Abber.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{reading half-heartedly}'' Since using the ''{takes out box}'' Ab-Abber Two-Thous''and'', the ladies have been so shiny and chrome.

''{Fade out. Fade in to the Brothers Strong with Strong Bad holding Homestar's check. Red marker has crossed out Homestar's name to replace it with Strong Bad, a 9 has been written over the 1, and "Ni" has been written over One.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily popping out behind Strong Sad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides closer to Strong Bad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides back to Strong Sad, Strong Sad is shocked}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide!

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, we're getting in a rut!

'''STRONG BAD:''' A what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's what I just said. A wut.

''{Fade out.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A CPAP machine assists someone with sleep apnea to breathe clearly while sleeping.
*An ICU is an Intensive Care Unit.
*A wage garnishment is when a court orders that an employer withholds a portion of an employee's paycheck and gives the money directly to a creditor. Bubs may have ordered to take a portion of Homestar's check, or Homestar owes Bubs money.

===Trivia===
*Bubs's action figure is called Jaunty Plumarenne. The subtitle is "Action-like Figurine". He comes with a Baguette Bazooka, aand a Bulletproof Beret.
*Homestar's check is from the year 1996. It is for $100,000.37, which is spelled out as "To the Tune of: one hundo thou-thou and 37/500", and is notarized by Name-O Sign-O.

===Inside References===
*The premise of this cartoon is based on the [[I really like your costume]] running gag.
*[[The Show]] first premiered in the Strong Bad Email [[the show]].
*The announcer also mumbled a long name in the Strong Bad Email [[pet show]].
*Homestar Runner's introductory theme is the [[Homestar Runner Theme Song]].
*Coach Z's introductory theme is based on [[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]].
*Strong Sad previously dressed as a member of Devo in [[Halloween Potion Ma-jig]], and also sang a portion of the song Whip It Good.
*One of the prizes is Smarty Water, based on [[Smarty Juice]]. Another prize, Meatsmell, was prominent in [[Thy Dungeonman 3]], and is produced by [[Cheap as Free]] Chemical.
*The King of Town's introductory theme is based on [[The King of Town DVD]].
*Bubs's action figure is in the same style as the ones from the Strong Bad Email [[action figure]], and it still costs [[$11.01]].
*Pom Pom's costume includes a tiny [[Yello Dello]].
*The Poopsmith is once again paired with Homsar.
*The Brothers Strong's theme is [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]].
*The judges are silhouette versions of [[rejected characters]].
*Homestar Runner's wardrobe is once again furnished by [[Styles Upon Styles]]. His reputation is burnished by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews Consulting]].
*The Ab-Abber 2000 was previously advertised in [[suntan]].

===Real-World References===
*Mötley Crüe is a [[heavy metal]] band.
*Bubs's portion of the contest is based on The Price is Right. His action figure is called a [[French]] G.I. Joe.
*''Dark Crystal'' is a movie produced by Jim Henson.
*"Two out of three ain't bad" is a line from a song by Meatloaf.
*Strong Bad says his costume is based on the book and film A Clockwork Orange.
*Homestar says his costume is from Superchicken and Scooby-Doo.
*In the Strong Backslide scene, Homestar Runner uses smear frames as a reference to how The Dover Boys at Pimento University was animated.

==External Links==

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The Show: Ween Edition Costumes

68.37.43.131 — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 18:15:42 GMT

68.37.43.131: You know, I actually saw "Cloak and Dagger" a few weeks ago, but still could not recognize Bubs's costume. I must not have been paying close attention.

[[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]] that the characters wore in [[The Show: Ween Edition]], Halloween 2023.

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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Character !! Costume !! Explanation !! External Links
|-
| [[Image:tomstardovunner.PNG|150px|Homestar Runner as Tom Dover]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || Tom Dover || Tom Dover is one of the three Dover boys from the Merrie Melodies cartoons; The Dover Boys at Pimento University. || DOVER LINK
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[Coach Z]] || A Beastie Boy from the Intergalactic video || For their music video of "Intergalatic", the Beastie Boys dressed as Japanese construction workers who also pilot a giant space robot, who does battle with a monster in a Japanese city. || BEASTIE LINK
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[King of Town]] || Immortan Joe || ... || MAD MAX LINK
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[Bubs]] || Jack Flack || Jack Flack is from the 1980s movie, ''Cloak and Dagger''. He is the main character of the video game "Cloak and Dagger", but also appears as an action figurine and a figment of the main character's imagination as a friend and action hero mentor. || Cloak and dagger link
|-
| [[Image:marzipenny.PNG|150px|Marzipan as Penny]] || [[Marzipan]] || Penny || Penny is a claymation character created by Craig Bartlett (creator of ''Hey Arnold!'') and animated by Aardman Productions. She was originally created as shorts for [[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-wee's Playhouse]] after Bartlett moved to Los Angeles in 1987. The premise of the shorts is that Penny will discuss various topics and express certain interests, while the animation would show literal depictions of the things she talks about. One of Penny's traits is that her eyes are made of two copper penny coins, hence the name. She also appeared on a drug PSA on ABC. || [[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Wikipedia article]]
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[Pom Pom]] || Billy Bob Brockali || Billy Bob Brockali was the mascot of ShowBiz Pizza Place. He was one of the singers and the bassist of the band The Rock-afire Explosion. || Showbiz pizza link
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[The Cheat]] || E.T. Dressed up by Gertie || The costume E.T. wore in the film E.T., the Extra Terrestrial. || ET
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[The Poopsmith]] || Xur || Xur is the main antagonist of the 1984 sci-fi film ''The Last Starfighter'' || The Last Starfighter link
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[Homsar]] || Sgt. Deux Deux || Sgt. Deux Deux is the Inspector's sidekick from ''The Inspector'' cartoons. || [[Wikipedia:The Inspector|Wikipedia Article]]
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[Strong Bad]] || Elliot's Brother Mike's Halloween Costume || In the film E.T., the Extra Terrestrial, Elliott's older brother dresses up as a man with a knife stabbed through his head. E.T. attempts to heal the "wound", but the brother stops him by telling him it is fake.|| ET
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[Strong Mad]] || Rockbiter || ... || Neverending story
|-
| {{nophoto}} || [[Strong Sad]] || Elliot's Halloween Costume ||The costume Elliott himself wore in the film E.T., the Extra Terrestrial.|| ET
|}

The Show: Ween Edition

68.37.43.131 — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 18:04:44 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Transcript */ I typed out the whole transcript instead of just taking a screenshot!

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[[Image:The Show Ween Edition.png|thumb|"Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum."]]

This year, Homestar implements his [[What are you supposed to be?|attempts to guess the cast's costumes]] into a fun little game on [[The Show]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, [[Rafferty]], [[Champeen]], [[Preshy]], [[Rocoulm]] (YouTube version only)

See '''[[The Show: Ween Edition Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, October 29, 2023

'''Running Time:''' 6:37

'''Page Title:''' Sponsored by That Bottle of Water That's Over There - Toons The Show: Ween Edition - Homestar Runner

==Transcript==
''{We open on Homestar against the night sky, stars and the moon visible in the background. Ominous music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Each Halloween, severals of people become mildly annoyed, when Homestar Runner misinterprets their costume.

''{Record scratch, ominous music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So I made a game show out of it!

''{Zoom out to see Homestar standing on an orange floor, the night sky lifts up to reveal The Show background. The Show's theme music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to the tune of the The Show theme}'' Boo doo-doo! Boo-doo doo!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's right, paunchy America! It's time to play...

''{The show's title appears on screen in time with the crowd.}''

'''CROWD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Name! Slash! Guess! That! Homestar! Runner! Hallo! Ween! Costume! Misin! Terpre! Tation!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And here's the star of Name/Guess That ''{mumbles}'' thing and the stuff: Homestar Runner!

''{The show's title falls off-screen, and Homestar walks onstage in costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks so much, Ron Johnny! It's a pleasure and enjoy-joy to be doing this again for the first year in a row.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum.

''{Homestar enters a small cylindrical chamber and shuts the door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' and bring our our first contestant: Coach Z!

''{Cut to a window panel, which opens to reveal Coach Z dancing on a pedestal in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' OK now, Coach Z, the rules are simple. Just tell us what you think Homestar Runner's misinterpretation of your costume will be.

''{Coach Z nods, and a lower third pops up reading "Coach Z as a Beastie Boy from the Intergalactic video".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, I think there's a lot of good options, but I gotta go with, "Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo crossing guard costume!" He was always telling me to go froward, move ahead!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A solid guess!

''{A pop-up appears of a cinderblock, with a wig and googly eyes, and the text "Solid Guess!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's go to the iso booth and see what Homestar chose.

''{Cut back to the isolation booth. Homestar turns around to look at Coach Z. Drumroll.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo construction worker costume!

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Devo construction worker". Sad gameshow music plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Oooh, so close, Coach Z, but I'm afraid we can't accept it.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{sadly}'' Ohh...

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Thanks for playing!

''{Cut to a shot of a bottle of water, surrounded by a strip of lights. The bottle is labelled "Smarty Water" and has two green smudges on it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' ''{voice-over}'' Coach Z will receive: that bottle of water that's over there. It has some green stuff on it, but it might be on the outside of the bottle, I'm not sure. That bottle of water, that's over there.

''{Cut back to the stage, and Homestar's booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Continuing on, Homestar, how you feeling in there?

''{Homestar jiggles, making the sound of shaking an empty soda cup with ice in the bottom.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rumpled on the inside!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's ignore that, and meet our next contestant: The King of Town!

''{Cut to another section of the stage, with a trapdoor in the floor, which opens, and the King of Town appears up through it, in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' All right King, let's hear your guess.

''{A lower third reads "King of Town as Immortan Joe".}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' "Hey, King, I really wike your what-you-look-like-when-you-first-wake-up-still-wearing-your-CPAP-machine costume!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A real zinger! I could see that one!

''{A pop-up appears of a pair of glasses, with a wig and cartoon eyes and mouth, with the text "I could see that one!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town, I really cotton to your Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ costume.

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ". A buzzer sounds.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Ooh, way off with that one, KOT. Back in the pit.

''{The trapdoor opens, and the King of Town falls back below the stage. Cut to a set of three doors, with a sign reading "Doors 3". Three doors are labelled "1rd", "2ce" and "3th". Zoom in to the "2ce" door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And now, behind door number twice, it's Bubs!

''{The door opens, revealing Bubs, in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Time for you to guess Homestar's misinterpretation of your costume, without going over.

''{The lower third reads "Bubs as Jack Flack".}''

'''BUBS:''' Let's see... I think he'd say, "Say, Bubs, say, Bubs, I really like your French GI-Joe costume! What was that character's name again? Jaunty Plumarenne? He came with a baguette bazooka!"

''{A Cheap As Free Toys action figure is shown based on Bubs's costume, named as "Jaunty Plumarenne", with other labels reading "Action-like figurine", "Baguette Bazooka" and "Bulletproof Beret".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' I'm sorry, we're going to need your answer in the form of a dollar amount.

'''BUBS:''' Uh.... seventeen-fifty?

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar, let's see it!

''{Cut back to Homestar, who is thinking hard and writing on his card. He turns the card around to show "$17.50". A bell rings.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's correct!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

''{Homestar tears up the card and throws it as confetti.}''

''{Red lights flash as an alarm goes off.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Uh oh! You know what that sound means!

''{Diamond wipe.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Speedstipe!

''{Two live-action pennies roll and clink together. A Claymation Marzipan appears with the pennies as her eyes.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Marzipan!

''{Card reads "Marzipan as Penny".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Abe Lincoln's Claymation daughter!

''{Pan right to Pom Pom.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Pom Pom?

''{Card reads "Pom Pom as Billy Bob Brockali".}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubble noises: subtitled as "Stripèd Bear Jankboree}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Stripèd Bear Jankboree!

''{Pan right to The Cheat on a peddestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The Cheat!

''{Card reads "The Cheat as E.T. Dressed Up By Gertie".}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises: subtitled as "That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal!

''{Cut to Homestar, slouching and sinking in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar, your answers?

''{Homestar holds up two cards with Pom Pom and The Cheat's answers on them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, all those. Except for Marzipan.

''{Homestar puts down the cards and holds up another one reading "We Need Bread! Still!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Two out of three ain't bad! ''{Homestar waves the card.}'' Let's see what they've won!

''{Diamond wipe to a brown cloud of gas labelled "Meatsmell".}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' A cloud of meatsmell. Never again go without the enticing aroma of nondescript meat with the ''{words appear}'' portable and affordable ''{words disappear as the label grows larger}'' Meatsmell! ''{Cheap As Free label appears and dings}'' From Cheap As Free Chemical!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And speaking of nasty brown clouds{{--}}

''{Diamond wipe to a closed window.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' {{--}}please welcome ''{window opens to reveal The Poopsmith}'' The Poopsmith!

''{Jingle plays, but is interrupted by a splat sound.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear your silent guess.

''{Cloes up on the Poopsmith. A spike comes out of his prop holding a card reading "Lifeline!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Ooh, going to the phone for the assist!

''{The Poopsmith nods. A card reads "The Poopsmith as Xur"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's dial 'em up!

''{Phone rings. A split screen appears. Homsar picks up a yellow landline phone.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! ''{Card reads "Homsar as Sgt. Deux Deux}'' I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!

''{Drumroll. Cut back to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Will the gamble pay off?

''{Homestar holds up a card that says exactly what Homsar had said.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' Hey Lumbar, I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot. ''{drops the card}''

''{Dings play as a nail with eyes, mouth, a wig and a pair of arms appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' Nailed it! And now to close out today's show...

''{Cut to a needlepoint door reading "The Brothers Strong"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...please welcome The Brothers Strong!

''{The door slides open, revealing Strong Bad, Strong Mad and Strong Sad. "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy" theme plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Have you decided on an answer?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have, your honor.

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Hey, Stwong Bad! ''{Card reads "Strong Bad as Elliott's Brother Mike's Halloween Costume"}'' I really enjoy your doing a deep dive into your hobo Clockwork Orange costume!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Show me ''{cut to Homestar}'' Hobo Clockwork Orange!

''{Homestar holds up an orange card reading SB. He flips it over, showing "Hobo Clockwork Orange".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' There it is!

''{The Brothers Strong all cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Who's next?

''{Cut to Strong Mad. Card reads "Strong Mad as Rockbiter"}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ASHY PILE OF DOG CRAP! ASHY PILE OF DOG ''{wiggles his toes}'' CRAP!

''{Cut to Homestar holding a card reading "SM".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's see ashy dog crap!

''{Card flips over to read "Ashy Pile o' Dog Crap"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Right on the money!

''{A dollar bill appears with a sharpie drawing a mustache and glasses on George Washington, reading "Write on the Money!"}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Baby bro, ''{Card reads "Strong Sad as Elliott's Halloween Costume"}'' can you bring it all home?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Whoa! Strong Sad! I am over the moon about your "just plain Strong Sad on a Tuesday" costume!

''{Cut to Homestar holding up an "SS" card.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Sad on a Tuesday!

''{Card flips to read "Strong Sad on a Tubesdate" Homestar looks confused. The Brothers Strong all sound confused.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'' Judges?

''{Cut to a "Judgins" panel. Three silhouettes, Rafferty, Champeen and Preshy are standing there conferring. They accept it.}''

''{A wacky football with a thumps up appears, reading "It's Good!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' It's good!

''{Cut to the Brothers Strong, who cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Actually, that is just how Homestar Runner{{--}}

''{Cut to Homestar, holdig up a green bowl of "Tubesdate leftovers" and a video tape.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}has always thought you spell and pronounce that particular day of the week!

''{Zoom in. The tape reads "Letterman Tubes-Thurbs" and "Tubesdate's Letterman".}''

''{The Brother's Strong all cheer.}''

''{Cut to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar Runner, come on out!

''{Homestar exits the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' You're today's big winner!

''{Homestar walks onstage with all the other characters, holding a large novelty check.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? Isn't he like, the host?

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Homestar, I really been leaning, ''{gasps}'' towards liking and loving, ''{Card reads "Homestar Runner as Tom Dover": more gasping}'' your Fred from Superchicken ''{a red sweater with a backwards F appears}'' and Fred from Scooby Doo ''{Fred's hair and ascot appears}'' mashup costume!

''{The two costumes mash togehter and disappear with a splat.}''

''{Cut to everyone on stage.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's great. ''{Title card slides down.}'' We will see you all ''{Line rads "Tubesdate Nights @ 7:30 PM}'' next Tubesdate.

''{Fade to a darkened version of the stage as credits roll.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Styles Upon Styles. Homestar Runner's reputation burnished by Sportsinterviews Consulting. Homestar Runner's wages garnished by Bubs.

''{Fade out.}''

''{In the YouTube version, a false autoplay image reads "Simple Car Care the Jibblies Way", showing a puppet Rocoulm over an open car hood.}''

''{Fade in to the King of Town, in costume, shilling for the Ab-Abber.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{reading half-heartedly}'' Since using the ''{takes out box}'' Ab-Abber Two-Thous''and'', the ladies have been so shiny and chrome.

''{Fade out. Fade in to the Brothers Strong with Strong Bad holding Homestar's check. Red marker has crossed out Homestar's name to replace it with Strong Bad, a 9 has been written over the 1, and "Ni" has been written over One.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily popping out behind Strong Sad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides closer to Strong Bad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides back to Strong Sad, Strong Sad is shocked}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide!

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, we're getting in a rut!

'''STRONG BAD:''' A what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's what I just said. A wut.

''{Fade out.}''

==Fun Facts==

==External Links==

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68.37.43.131 — Fri, 27 Oct 2023 23:57:14 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Words Ending in -o */ Take a word and put "o" at the end of it. Instant theme name.

=Rig Rug=
[[File:RigRug.png|thumb|"Now with 30% less raids by the Feds!"]]
'''Rig Rug''' is a game mentioned throughout [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]. If an item is used on the rug in the triungulate version of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]], [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] will say he doesn't need to rig the rug with that, but that he would like to play some Rig Rug.

The game plays a major part in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]], in which a suspiciously [[Homeschool Winner]]-like silhouette can be seen through a bar window, playing the game on an [[Stand-up Arcade Games|arcade machine]]. Dangeresque tells them to press the Player 2 button on the stage select screen, which shuts the game off and alerts the Feds. This is necessary to shut off all the power in the bar, allowing the electrician (played by [[Strong Sad]]) to finish repairing a fuse.

In the postgame sequence of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]], [[Dangeresque Too]] can find the home console version of Rig Rug, giving a description of the game: "Help Handyman Jorge renovate vintage homes by tearing up rugs before the evil [[Robots|General Contractor-Bot]] blands things up with beige paint and wall to wall carpeting." Handyman Jorge is depicted as a bearded [[Normal-Human Characters|human]] with a backwards green cap.

On {{prs|1700549619514552325|9|Sep|2023|alt=September 9, 2023}}, the [[@StrongBadActual]] account posted a video of a playable Rig Rug that was considered for a future [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] update.

The game has a pixelated style resembling the games of [[Videlectrix]], but their logo is absent from the box, leaving their involvement unconfirmed. The title is a reference to [[Namco]]'s ''{{w|Dig Dug}}''.

<nowiki>[[Category:Games]]</nowiki>

=Jez Swanson=
[[File:TwitterJezzamonnOrigins.jpg|thumb|"It all started with a brave little tweet!"]]
[[File:UnusedRobot.gif|thumb|left|BounceBot]]
'''Jez Swanson''' is a software engineer, and the main programmer of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]'s [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|level 10 update]]. He is also credited alongside [[the Brothers Chaps]] for level 10 development and additional music.

In September 2017, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account {{prs|906297547584569344|8|Sep|2017|alt=posted an animated GIF of "Stinkoman level 10 relic[s]"}} featuring multiple enemy sprites. Jez Swanson ({{@|jezzamonn}}) responded to this Tweet, volunteering to code the rest of the game, to which @StrongBadActual replied "{{prs|906354200963112960|8|Sep|2017|alt=You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?}}". Swanson replied that he was familiar with {{wp|ActionScript}}, and went on to become the official programmer of level 10.

In April 2018, Jez Swanson made a GIF of [[Stinkoman]] punching a picture of [[Bubs]] (referencing [[the next april fools thing]]). @StrongBadActual {{prs|982586862241042432|7|Apr|2018|alt=Tweeted the GIF}}, thanking Swanson and telling him to "get back to work on level 10".

Upon the level's release in December 2020, @StrongBadActual gave a "{{prs|1340869543833595905|20|Dec|2020|alt=huge shoutout to [Jez's] incredible patience, programming, development, and actionscript archaeology}}".

The player character from Swanson's Flash game ''[https://www.deviantart.com/jezzamon/art/BounceBot-364619815 BounceBot]'' can be found as an [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#bouncebot|unused enemy]] within the files of Stinkoman 20X6's level 10 update.

==External Links==
*[https://www.jezzamon.com/ Jez Swanson's website]

<nowiki>[[Category:People]]</nowiki>

=Colin McInerney=
[[File:TwitterAllHamsOnDeckPig.jpg|thumb|"I spotted this incredibly HAMdsome pig in {{@|tbbgco}}'s game All Hams On Deck!"]]
'''Colin McInerney''' is a game designer and developer who has collaborated with [[The Brothers Chaps]] on multiple occasions.

In September 2018, Strong Bad Tweeted at {{w|Owlchemy Labs}} (McInerney's studio at the time) {{prs|1042153439638302720|18|Sep|2018|alt=proposing a "VR train-dropping simulator"}}. McInerney ({{@|ColinMcInerror}}) responded, asking Strong Bad to contact him for any more questions, and [[twitter:ColinMcInerror/status/1042435818336473088|suggesting a VR]] [[StrongBadZone]]. Strong Bad responded with {{prs|1043162493118541825|21|Sep|2018|alt=StrongBadZone 3D models}}.

McInerney designed and programmed the VR game ''[https://colinmcinerney.itch.io/eye-eye-capn Eye, Eye, Cap'n!]'' in 24 hours for the [https://itch.io/jam/vr-austin-jam-2018 VR Austin Jam in November 2018]; [[Matt Chapman]] provided the voice for Cap'n Capman, whose name alludes to "Chapman". @StrongBadActual {{prs|1065595824468570112|22|Nov|2018|alt=promoted the game}}, noting the voice's similarity to [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]. In Owlchemy Labs' 2019 game [https://vacationsimulatorgame.com/ Vacation Simulator], Matt is again listed among the voice cast. In {{prs|1219062516548063232|19|Jan|2020|alt=January 2020}}, and again in {{prs|1308780684304146432|23|Sep|2020|alt=September 2020}}, @StrongBadActual promoted ''[https://www.lars-olson.com/all-hams-on-deck No Hams On Deck]'', a mobile game by McInerney's new studio [[twitter:TBBGCO|The Bread & Butter Game Co]]. In this game, Matt's voice clips from ''Eye, Eye, Cap'n'' are re-used, and [[Mike Chapman]] voices Hog Bad, a pig who looks like [[Strong Bad]].

In October 2020, Colin appeared as a guest on the Homestar Runner fan podcast "[https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods Come On, Fhqwhpods!]", on the episodes for [https://www.spreaker.com/user/16768079/046-wheres-the-cheat Where's The Cheat?] and [https://www.spreaker.com/user/16768079/047-sbemail-band-names band names].

In December 2020, Colin McInerney was credited as a playtester for the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|tenth level]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. Strong Bad thanked him in a {{prs|1340869551299448834|20|Dec|2020|alt=Tweet}}, proclaiming "No one else would have so bravely waded into testing a 15 year old web game for a dead media player!!"

He was credited as a [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] programmer in August 2023. On his website, he elaborates: "I provided general {{w|Unity (game engine)|Unity}}/programming assistance, and was responsible for creating a custom dialogue box manager that sat on top of [https://adventurecreator.org/ Adventure Creator]. This allowed me to re-add features like special graphics for thinking textboxes, positioning the little speech tags, and a bunch of other fun tweakable things to make sure the text boxes were buttery-smooth."

==External Links==
*[https://colin.how/ Colin McInerney's website]

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=U.Z. Inu=
'''U.Z. Inu''' is the composer credited for [[Stinkoman 20X6]]'s [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|tenth level]]. They contributed three tracks: the level theme (a remix of [[Stinkoman Level 1]]), [[Z Sabre]]'s boss theme (a remix of the standard boss theme), and [[Mecha-Trogador]]'s boss theme (a remix combining Stinkoman Level 1 and [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]). Curiously, while all of the other credited contributors were [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1340869543833595905|thanked in a Twitter thread]] following the level's release, U.Z. Inu has never been acknowledged outside of the game's credits sequence.

==Connection to Toby Fox==
The name "U.Z. Inu" is likely a play on the Japanese localized name for the ''{{wp|Undertale}}'' character ''Annoying Dog'' (うざいイヌ, romanized as ''Uzai Inu''), which is often depicted as the avatar of developer and composer '''{{w|Toby Fox}}'''. The music uses a lot of Toby's signature composition habits and instrumentation, as well as sharing the same instrument samples that he would use in music for his games.

Toby Fox is a fan of Homestar Runner, directly citing it as the inspiration for a scrapped attack in ''Undertale'' in which the player would have to [[mile|jump over a row of buses]]. Most notably, his game ''{{w|Deltarune}}'' contains a music group known as the "[[Game Sightings#Deltarune|Sweet Cap'n Cakes]]", a reference to [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]; one of its members [https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/when-i-get-mad-i-dance-like-this plays a song very similar to the demo] that [[Casio Head Strong Bad]] plays.

At the time of level 10's release, no trace of U.Z. Inu could be found online. This changed in 2022, when U.Z. Inu was credited a second time; this time as composer and lyricist for "I'm Your Treasure Box" by ''Houshou Marine'', a Japanese ''Vtuber'' which Toby has previously thanked for playing his game ''Undertale'' on stream. This song was made in collaboration with musician Camellia, who had collaborated with Toby Fox on multiple occasions.

The secretive nature of the U.Z. Inu alias has since lead to hoaxes, such as a Toby Fox imitator using the name to release fan-made ''Deltarune'' music.

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=Rich Trott=
[[File:Dangeresque_SoundtrackCover.png|thumb|"Also included, expanded alternate arrangements and remixes of these songs by the great Rich Trott (Palace Family Steak House)."]]
'''Rich Trott''' is a composer and playtester for [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]].

Throughout December 2022, Rich Trott ({{@|trott}}) would Tweet {{w|A Charlie Brown Christmas}}-style versions of the daily songs from the [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]], most of which were Retweeted by [[@StrongBadActual]]. In May 2023, Strong Bad Tweeted a jazz/funk remix of the theme from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] as a teaser for [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]; he then Retweeted Trott's remix of this song, and challenged him to {{prs|1662909062034407429|28|May|2023|alt="jazz-interpret" a "little song I made up as I was reading the instructions for this shelf"}}. Trott responded with multiple covers of the song.

In August 2023, Rich Trott's [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] covers of [[Stave It Off]] and [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] were used in [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]. The game's [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Soundtrack|soundtrack]] was released later that month, containing 13 new arrangements of the music by Rich Trott, in addition to the two tracks that were used in the game.

==External Links==
*[https://palacefamilysteakhouse.bandcamp.com/ Rich Trott's Bandcamp page]

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=Tacos=
[[File:Jumble.PNG|thumb]]
Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
==Appearances==
*Email [[50 Emails]] {{--}} One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s failed attempts at [[DELETED]] is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
*Email [[caper]] {{--}} The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] pays [[The Cheat]] in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who [[Coach Z]] apparently has a rivalry with.
**Homestar repeats this gag in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].
*Email [[pop-up]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad [[salad]], and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} When [[Bubs]] points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
*[[Hremail 7]] {{--}} One of the flavors of [[melonade]] is Taco Explosion.
*[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas, they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] (Triungulate version) {{--}} In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.

==See Also==
*[[Burgers]]
*[[Sandwiches]]

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=Words Ending in -o=
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{--}} The most rare and beautiful bird is called the '''[[Yello Dello]]'''.
*[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] {{--}} Homestar calls Strong Bad "'''Strong-o Bad-o'''".
*Email [[lady fan]] {{--}} Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his '''[[Twees|buttweesimo]]'''.
*[[Punkin Stencils]] {{--}} Homestar calls [[The Jolly Dumple]] '''Tongue-o Drippo'''.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} The name of the fast food restaurant is called '''[[Blubb-O's]]'''.
*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is '''[[Ina-Pro-Pro]]'''.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The Homestar Runner's gulps as '''gulpo''' and '''gulpamundo'''.
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that the [[King of Town]] dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a '''no-brain-o.'''
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] {{--}} '''Deflato-head''' Strong Bad and '''decapitato-head''' Strong Sad each sold separately.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] {{--}} Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is '''Provisional Accept-o''' and '''Roboto Accept-o'''.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] {{--}}
**The Wingzz Hutt offers '''Facemelto''' sauce.
** If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will '''fake-o solve-o''' The Chief's '''case-o''' first.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]] {{--}} Talking to the Quickstart Guide, Dangeresque reminds it to float like '''Ms. Chlorino''' taught in the pool.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}}
**A generic error message is '''Loopto Rodoopto'''.
**The statue with two shields is named '''Homestarmero''' Duplicishield.

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=The King of Town's Health Problems=
{{nophoto}}
The [[King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] {{--}} The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
*[[Halloween Potion Ma-Jig]] {{--}} He and the [[Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
*Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
*Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} When King [[Bubs]]gonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
*Email [[fan club]] {{--}} Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[whatsit]]. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] {{--}} When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
*[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] {{--}} His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.

<nowiki>[[Category:Food running gags]]</nowiki>

Non-English Pronunciations

68.37.43.131 — Wed, 18 Oct 2023 04:27:54 GMT

68.37.43.131: In Swedish, the letter å is usually pronounced "oa". Also, "strump" is a plain ol' sock.

{{rename}}
[[Image:AccuePwaghccho.png|thumb|"I am ''Hercule Poirot!''"]]
'''Foreign words''' are often mispronounced, or at least pronounced in exaggerated ways, by various characters.

In [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]], Strong Bad makes reference to Strong Sad's tendency to exaggerate the pronunciation of foreign words, calling it "try-to-pronounce-foreign-words-authentically-but-not-do-a-very-good-job-of-it".

==Appearances==
{| class="wikitable"
! Original Word !! Source Language || How It Was Pronounced !! Standard Pronunciation !! Appears In !! Spoken By

|-
| '''anime''' || Japanese || ah·''nee''·may || ''ah''·nih·may || [[Trogdor Con '97]] || [[Strong Sad]]

|-
| '''baklava''' || Turkish || ba·ka·''la''·va, ba·ka·ma·''la''·va || ''bahk''·la·vah || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || [[Marzipan]]

|-
| '''chaperon''' || French || shah·pah·''rone'' (French accent) || ''shap''·er·own or ''shap''·air·own || Email [[senior prom]] || Strong Sad

|-
| '''chez''' || French || chezz || ''shay'' || [[Date Nite]] || [[Homestar Runner]]

|-
| '''eau''' || French || ''eww'' || ''oh'' || Email [[origins]] || [[Strong Bad]]

|-
| '''[[haiku]]''' || Japanese || hai·''oo''·koo || hai·''koo''|| [[Halloween Fairstival]] || Strong Bad

|-
| '''{{w|Hercule Poirot}}''' || French || A·''cue'' ''Pwar''·o, A·''cool'' ''Pwagh''·chho || Her·''kyool'' ''Pwah''·roh || [[Haunted Photo Booth]] || Strong Sad

|-
| '''laissez-faire''' || French || ''lazy''·fair || lah·''say''·fair or lay·''zay''·fair || [[Strong Badia the Free]] || Strong Bad

|-
| '''macabre''' || French || macramé, ma·''cahb''·ruh, ma·''ca''·ber, ma·ca·''bré'' || mah·''kahb'' || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] || Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

|-
| '''manga''' || Japanese || ''mag''·na || ''mahn''·ga || [[Trogdor Con '97]] || Homestar Runner

|-
| '''monsieur''' || French || mon·soor || mis·''see''ur || [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]] || Strong Bad, [[Coach Z]]

|-
| '''prosciutto''' || Italian || pres·''quee''·toe || pruh·''shoo''·tow || [[fan club]] DVD commentary || Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

|-
| '''rendezvous''' || French || ''ren''·dez·voooooo·ses || ''ron''·day·vou || Email [[origins]] || Strong Bad

|-
| '''résumé''' || French || reh·''zoom'' || ''reh''·zoo·may || [[The Interview]] || Homestar Runner

|-
| '''señor''' || Spanish || seh·''nor'' || sen·''yor'' ||colspan=2|''Many {{--}} see main article [[Senor]]''

|-
| '''ukulele''' || Hawaiian || oo·koo·''lay''·lay || yoo·koo·''lay''·lee || [[The Luau]] || Marzipan ''(multiple times)''

|-
| '''Långstrump''' || Swedish || Long·''stroomp'' || ''Long''·strump || [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] || Strong Sad

|}

==See Also==
*[[French]]
*[[German]]
*[[Spanish]]
*[[Russia]]

[[Category:Word running gags]][[Category:Irregular Pronunciations]]

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68.37.43.131 — Sun, 15 Oct 2023 02:05:11 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* The King of Town's Health Problems */ Let's eat until we're sick.

=Jez Swanson=
[[File:TwitterJezzamonnOrigins.jpg|thumb|"It all started with a brave little tweet!"]]
'''Jez Swanson''' is a software engineer, and the main programmer of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]'s [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|level 10 update]]. He is also credited alongside [[the Brothers Chaps]] for level 10 development and additional music.

In September 2017, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account {{prs|906297547584569344|8|Sep|2017|alt=posted an animated GIF of "Stinkoman level 10 relic[s]"}} featuring multiple enemy sprites. Jez Swanson ({{@|jezzamonn}}) responded to this Tweet, volunteering to code the rest of the game, to which @StrongBadActual replied "{{prs|906354200963112960|8|Sep|2017|alt=You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?}}". Swanson replied that he was familiar with {{wp|ActionScript}}, and went on to become the official programmer of level 10.

In April 2018, Jez Swanson made a GIF of [[Stinkoman]] punching a picture of [[Bubs]] (referencing [[the next april fools thing]]). @StrongBadActual {{prs|982586862241042432|7|Apr|2018|alt=Tweeted the GIF}}, thanking Swanson and telling him to "get back to work on level 10".

Upon the level's release in December 2020, @StrongBadActual gave a "{{prs|1340869543833595905|20|Dec|2020|alt=huge shoutout to [Jez's] incredible patience, programming, development, and actionscript archaeology}}".

==External Links==
*[https://www.jezzamon.com/ Jez Swanson's website]

<nowiki>[[Category:People]]</nowiki>

=Colin McInerney=
[[File:TwitterAllHamsOnDeckPig.jpg|thumb|"I spotted this incredibly HAMdsome pig in {{@|tbbgco}}'s game All Hams On Deck!"]]
'''Colin McInerney''' is a game designer and developer who has collaborated with [[The Brothers Chaps]] on multiple occasions.

In September 2018, Strong Bad Tweeted at {{w|Owlchemy Labs}} (McInerney's studio at the time) {{prs|1042153439638302720|18|Sep|2018|alt=proposing a "VR train-dropping simulator"}}. McInerney ({{@|ColinMcInerror}}) responded, asking Strong Bad to contact him for any more questions, and [[twitter:ColinMcInerror/status/1042435818336473088|suggesting a VR]] [[StrongBadZone]]. Strong Bad responded with {{prs|1043162493118541825|21|Sep|2018|alt=StrongBadZone 3D models}}.

McInerney designed and programmed the VR game ''[https://colinmcinerney.itch.io/eye-eye-capn Eye, Eye, Cap'n!]'' in 24 hours for the [https://itch.io/jam/vr-austin-jam-2018 VR Austin Jam in November 2018]; [[Matt Chapman]] provided the voice for Cap'n Capman, whose name alludes to "Chapman". @StrongBadActual {{prs|1065595824468570112|22|Nov|2018|alt=promoted the game}}, noting the voice's similarity to [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]. In Owlchemy Labs' 2019 game [https://vacationsimulatorgame.com/ Vacation Simulator], Matt is again listed among the voice cast. In {{prs|1219062516548063232|19|Jan|2020|alt=January 2020}}, and again in {{prs|1308780684304146432|23|Sep|2020|alt=September 2020}}, @StrongBadActual promoted ''[https://www.lars-olson.com/all-hams-on-deck No Hams On Deck]'', a mobile game by McInerney's new studio [[twitter:TBBGCO|The Bread & Butter Game Co]]. In this game, Matt's voice clips from ''Eye, Eye, Cap'n'' are re-used, and [[Mike Chapman]] voices Hog Bad, a pig who looks like [[Strong Bad]].

In October 2020, Colin appeared as a guest on the Homestar Runner fan podcast "[https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/come-on-fhqwhpods Come On, Fhqwhpods!]", on the episodes for [https://www.spreaker.com/user/16768079/046-wheres-the-cheat Where's The Cheat?] and [https://www.spreaker.com/user/16768079/047-sbemail-band-names band names].

In December 2020, Colin McInerney was credited as a playtester for the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|tenth level]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. Strong Bad thanked him in a {{prs|1340869551299448834|20|Dec|2020|alt=Tweet}}, proclaiming "No one else would have so bravely waded into testing a 15 year old web game for a dead media player!!"

He was credited as a [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] programmer in August 2023. On his website, he elaborates: "I provided general {{w|Unity (game engine)|Unity}}/programming assistance, and was responsible for creating a custom dialogue box manager that sat on top of [https://adventurecreator.org/ Adventure Creator]. This allowed me to re-add features like special graphics for thinking textboxes, positioning the little speech tags, and a bunch of other fun tweakable things to make sure the text boxes were buttery-smooth."

==External Links==
*[https://colin.how/ Colin McInerney's website]

<nowiki>[[Category:People]]</nowiki>

=U.Z. Inu=
'''U.Z. Inu''' is the composer credited for [[Stinkoman 20X6]]'s [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|tenth level]]. They contributed three tracks: the level theme (a remix of [[Stinkoman Level 1]]), [[Z Sabre]]'s boss theme (a remix of the standard boss theme), and [[Mecha-Trogador]]'s boss theme (a remix combining Stinkoman Level 1 and [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]). Curiously, while all of the other credited contributors were [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1340869543833595905|thanked in a Twitter thread]] following the level's release, U.Z. Inu has never been acknowledged outside of the game's credits sequence.

==Connection to Toby Fox==
The name "U.Z. Inu" is likely a play on the Japanese localized name for the ''{{wp|Undertale}}'' character ''Annoying Dog'' (うざいイヌ, romanized as ''Uzai Inu''), which is often depicted as the avatar of developer and composer '''{{w|Toby Fox}}'''. The music uses a lot of Toby's signature composition habits and instrumentation, as well as sharing the same instrument samples that he would use in music for his games.

Toby Fox is a fan of Homestar Runner, directly citing it as the inspiration for a scrapped attack in ''Undertale'' in which the player would have to [[mile|jump over a row of buses]]. Most notably, his game ''{{w|Deltarune}}'' contains a music group known as the "[[Game Sightings#Deltarune|Sweet Cap'n Cakes]]", a reference to [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]; one of its members [https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/when-i-get-mad-i-dance-like-this plays a song very similar to the demo] that [[Casio Head Strong Bad]] plays.

At the time of level 10's release, no trace of U.Z. Inu could be found online. This changed in 2022, when U.Z. Inu was credited a second time; this time as composer and lyricist for "I'm Your Treasure Box" by ''Houshou Marine'', a Japanese ''Vtuber'' which Toby has previously thanked for playing his game ''Undertale'' on stream. This song was made in collaboration with musician Camellia, who had collaborated with Toby Fox on multiple occasions.

The secretive nature of the U.Z. Inu alias has since lead to hoaxes, such as a Toby Fox imitator using the name to release fan-made ''Deltarune'' music.

<nowiki>[[Category:People]]</nowiki>

=Rich Trott=
[[File:Dangeresque_SoundtrackCover.png|thumb|"Also included, expanded alternate arrangements and remixes of these songs by the great Rich Trott (Palace Family Steak House)."]]
'''Rich Trott''' is a composer and playtester for [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]].

Throughout December 2022, Rich Trott ({{@|trott}}) would Tweet {{w|A Charlie Brown Christmas}}-style versions of the daily songs from the [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]], most of which were Retweeted by [[@StrongBadActual]]. In May 2023, Strong Bad Tweeted a jazz/funk remix of the theme from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] as a teaser for [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]; he then Retweeted Trott's remix of this song, and challenged him to {{prs|1662909062034407429|28|May|2023|alt="jazz-interpret" a "little song I made up as I was reading the instructions for this shelf"}}. Trott responded with multiple covers of the song.

In August 2023, Rich Trott's [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] covers of [[Stave It Off]] and [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] were used in [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]. The game's [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Soundtrack|soundtrack]] was released later that month, containing 13 new arrangements of the music by Rich Trott, in addition to the two tracks that were used in the game.

==External Links==
*[https://palacefamilysteakhouse.bandcamp.com/ Rich Trott's Bandcamp page]

<nowiki>[[Category:People]]</nowiki>

=Tacos=
[[File:Jumble.PNG|thumb]]
Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
==Appearances==
*Email [[50 Emails]] {{--}} One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s failed attempts at [[DELETED]] is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
*Email [[caper]] {{--}} The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] pays [[The Cheat]] in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who [[Coach Z]] apparently has a rivalry with.
**Homestar repeats this gag in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].
*Email [[pop-up]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad [[salad]], and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} When [[Bubs]] points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
*[[Hremail 7]] {{--}} One of the flavors of [[melonade]] is Taco Explosion.
*[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas, they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] (Triungulate version) {{--}} In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.

==See Also==
*[[Burgers]]
*[[Sandwiches]]

=Words Ending in -o=
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{--}} The most rare and beautiful bird is called the '''[[Yello Dello]]'''.
*[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] {{--}} Homestar calls Strong Bad "'''Strong-o Bad-o'''".
*Email [[lady fan]] {{--}} Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his '''[[Twees|buttweesimo]]'''.
*[[Punkin Stencils]] {{--}} Homestar calls [[The Jolly Dumple]] '''Tongue-o Drippo'''.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} The name of the fast food restaurant is called '''[[Blubb-O's]]'''.
*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is '''[[Ina-Pro-Pro]]'''.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The Homestar Runner's gulps as '''gulpo''' and '''gulpamundo'''.
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that the [[King of Town]] dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a '''no-brain-o.'''
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] {{--}} '''Deflato-head''' Strong Bad and '''decapitato-head''' Strong Sad each sold separately.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] {{--}} Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is '''Provisional Accept-o''' and '''Roboto Accept-o'''.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] {{--}}
**The Wingzz Hutt offers '''Facemelto''' sauce.
** If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will '''fake-o solve-o''' The Chief's '''case-o''' first.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} A generic error message is '''Loopto Rodoopto'''.

=The King of Town's Health Problems=
{{nophoto}}
The [[King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] {{--}} The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
*[[Halloween Potion Ma-Jig]] {{--}} He and the [[Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
*Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
*Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} When King [[Bubs]]gonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his meta-physical.
*Email [[fan club]] {{--}} Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[whatsit]]. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
*[[Halloween Hide n' Seek]] {{--}} His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.

Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom

68.37.43.131 — Sun, 24 Sep 2023 00:09:31 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Inside References */ After reviewing Vampire's Castle, I found that multiple songs played during the playthrough. This one sounded the closest to the one on the tape.

[[File:roomisode 2 title screen.png|200px|thumb|Roomisode, too?]]
'''Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom''' is the direct sequel to [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]], taking place immediately after its ending scene. Unlike its standalone prequel, Roomisode 2 was only released as part of the [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] game bundle.

Like the first game, it is structured as a [[Videlectrix]] {{w|graphic adventure game}} in the style of those produced by [[LucasArts]] and [[Sierra|Sierra Entertainment]]. The player takes control of both [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Renaldo]], attempting to disarm a bomb in the [[Gremlin|Dangecaresque]]. Screenshots and other production information have been shared to the [[@StrongBadActual|@StrongBadActual Twitter]] and [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]] pages. Prior to its release, [[Strong Bad]] jokingly described the game as more of an "intersectionisode" than a "roomisode".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''

*{{Film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{Film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*Silhouetted figure that resembles [[Homeschool Winner]]
*Racoonolith
*Unnamed Motorist
*{{Film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]] and an Electrician

'''Date:''' Friday, August 11, 2023; first revealed October 5, 2017

==Gameplay==
{{see|Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Responses}}
''The Intersection of Doom & Boom'' is a {{w|Adventure game#Point-and-click adventure games|point-and-click adventure game}}. The player controls Dangeresque in the street intersection and Renaldo inside the Dangecaresque, and can interact with people and items by choosing to look at, manipulate, or talk to them. Dangeresque and Renaldo narrate the actions they take, for [[Fourth Wall Breaks|the benefit of the player]]. Puzzles frequently require completing several steps in sequence or combining multiple items.

===Winning the game===
[[File:Instagram Mondurday.jpg|thumb|Dangersque and Renaldo's smoldering remains, shown in a "Game Over" screen.]]
{{seemain|Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Walkthrough}}
To win the game, Dangeresque must defuse the bomb hidden in the engine of Dangecaresque. To do that, he must:
*Open the hood of the car.
*Calm down a panicking Renaldo.
*Stop traffic in the road to gain access to the maintenance hole in the street.
*Retrieve the Quickstart Guide from the sewer.
*Use the instructions on the guide to defuse the bomb.

===Losing the game===
*Walk into the street five times before stopping the green car.
*Try to Get/Use the bomb.
*Try to short out the bomb before cutting the wires.
*Cut the wires in an incorrect order.
*After cutting the first wire, fail to defuse the bomb quickly enough.

== Development ==
[[File:TwitterBeardoStrongSad.jpg|thumb|"Beardo subterranean Strong Sad", an earlier iteration of his electrician role]]
A second roomisode was noncommittally hinted at in [[Videlectrix#April 24, 2009-present|the April 24, 2009 Videlectrix website post]]. Soon after, [[homestarrunner.com]] went on an extended [[hiatus]]; no further updates were posted to the Videlectrix site.

On October 5, 2017, [[Strong Bad]] posted [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#916124616200019968|an animated scene]] from Roomisode 2 to [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]; the post was discussing Roomisode 1 and did not acknowledge this scene was from a different game. On September 23, 2018, in the wake of [[Telltale Games]]' closure, Strong Bad joined former TTG employees in reminiscing about working on [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]. As the conversation turned to [https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/telltale-and-videlectrix Videlectrix's feud with Telltale] that lead to the release of Roomisode 1, a potential sequel was again mentioned. Strong Bad replied with [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1043936012722933761|a brief description]] of the game, including the same animation from earlier. Later that day, he posted a [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1043954507976192007|Twitter thread]] revealing more information about the game, including responses and graphics {{--}} Renaldo's presence as a secondary playable character was shared, as well as an underground scene featuring a bearded [[Strong Sad]]; the game's goal of defusing a bomb inside the Dangecaresque was also revealed. At this point, the game was still being referred to in past tense as a "never-finished" project.

In 2023, the game was revisited again on social media {{--}} though now the game was more actively referred to as "upcoming". Posts were made using the {{@|#|screenshotsaturday}} hashtag common among indie game developers, though as they were posted on differing days of the week many used humorous tags like "#ScreenshotMondurday" or "#ScreenshotThursdurday". Rather than a solo release, the game was officially announced as part of [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]], alongside an expanded {{prs|1460389521728618501|15|Nov|2021|alt=port of the first game to modern formats}} as well as {{prs|1649854745610158080|22|Apr|2023|alt=an additional third game}}.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A {{w|slow jam}} is a type of emotional or romantic song, typically taking the form of an {{w|Contemporary R&B|R&B ballad}} or downtempo {{w|Soul music|soul}} song.
*A "{{w|sniglet}}" is a term for a concept that does not have a specific word for it.
*{{w|Freon}} is a gas used in refrigerants, such as air conditioners.
*{{w|E. coli}} is a bacteria occasionally connected with {{w|foodborne illness}}.
===Remarks===
*One of Renaldo's nicknames is "The One-Man Two-Problem", a reference to [[Who Said What Now?|Coach Z's admission]] of having [[Coach Z's Problems|more than two problems]].
*Dangeresque's explanation for not repairing the busted tape by himself is that he [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|cannot wind up tape with boxing gloves]].
*Dangeresque says that his large head prevents him from wearing turtlenecks, but Strong Bad wore them in [[modeling]] and [[love poems]].
*The guy in the arcade resembles the [[rejected character]] Homeschool Winner.
*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Dangeresque says that interrogating inanimate objects isn't useful. In this game, he refers to inanimate objects as his "informants".
===Inside References===
[[File:TwitterThyDungeonmuskByDennis.jpeg|thumb|"You can't get ye flask... But you ''can'' get ye musk."]]
*The car radio is [[Total]]tronics brand, the same brand as [[The Brothers Strong]]'s [[The VCR#The Older VCR|older VCR]].
*The "slow jamz" tape plays an instrumental version of [[Tenerence Love]]'s "Sweaty, Overweight Jam" from [[love poems]].
**Two other songs played on the radio are [[Characters from Yonder Website]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
**The "Rock Spotty Party Mix" is the song that plays during the secret tunnel portions of [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]].
*A bag of fast food from [[Blubb-O's]] and a [[Melt Shake]] feature prominently in the plot. The toy is mentioned to be a Potato Nudule, one of the menu items mentioned in the [[Blubb-O's Commercial]].
*The Reesy Cup milkshake was one of the things Dangeresque had in his first movie, featured in the email [[dangeresque 3]].
*"Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] from [[modeling]]. "Thydungeonmusk" refers to [[Thy Dungeonman]], along with the obvious exit [[Dennis]].
**"Raccoonolith" and "Supermitfluous" are also portmanteaus.
*Renaldo's explanation for not adjusting the mirror is that it is perfect for dropping smoke bombs and oil slicks. Dropping oil slicks was one of the car's features in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
*The Ola Toya fight was previously mentioned in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*If Dangeresque examines the Rock Spotty Party Mix, he recites his lines from [[stunt double]], and says he forgot he was on a different case.
*Drinking the sewer water will cause Dangeresque to transform into the [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals|monstrosity]] from [[animal]]. Renaldo recites the "do you know the times?" line, and Dangeresque will answer that he did.

===Real-World References===
[[File:TwitterRoomisode2.jpg|thumb|Responses shared to [[@StrongBadActual]], some of which did not appear in the final game.]]
*In a development screenshot demonstrating a response for talking to the trash can, Strong Bad references ''[[Sesame Street]]'' characters {{w|Oscar the Grouch}} (who lives in a trash can) and {{w|Mr. Hooper}}; also alluded to is a memorable episode of the show that dealt with the death of Mr. Hooper, produced when actor {{w|Will Lee}} passed away.
*Renaldo's worry of dying on the [[terlet]] is a reference to ''{{w|Lethal Weapon 2}}'' where Roger Murtaugh gets caught up in an assassination attempt involving a pressure-sensitive bomb set under his toilet.
*Dangeresque's explanation for not throwing anything down the drain is because of "clown murder joke... balloon", referencing {{w|It (character)|Pennywise the clown}} from ''{{w|It (novel)|It}}''.
*Dangeresque sings about a "city streetlight, born and raised in south Detrite" and asks if it is one of them "streetlight people", referencing the song "{{w|Don't Stop Believin'}}" by {{w|Journey (band)|Journey}}.
*''Rig Rug'' is a parody of the Namco arcade game ''{{w|Dig Dug}}''.
** The game having the ability to call Federal Government agents is a reference to the urban legend of the arcade game ''{{w|Polybius (urban legend)|Polybius}}'' which in some telling of the story was part of a government conspiracy to control people through lights and sounds.
*If Dangeresque places the air freshener on the green car's antenna, the music that plays and the resulting drooping parodies the [[Peanuts]] special ''A Charlie Brown Christmas''.
*Dangeresque hopes that the sewers are C.H.U.D.-free since 1993, referencing the "'''C'''annibalistic '''H'''umanoid '''U'''nderground '''D'''wellers" from the 1984 horror movie ''{{w|C.H.U.D.}}''.
**C.H.U.D.s were also previously mentioned in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*One of the Game Over messages is "Undo Dog", a feature from [[Mario Paint]].

==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:TwitterRoomisode.gif|Dangeresque jumping into the trash can
File:InstagramStuntDoubleDeathTech.jpg|Doubling for Dangeresque
File:TwitterRenaldo.gif|GIF of Renaldo in the Dangecaresque
File:Twitter StrongSadConstruction.PNG|"You're talking two to three weeks just to get that approved!
</gallery>

==Social Media Posts==
*{{prs|916124616200019968|5|Oct|2017|full=1}}
*{{prs|1043936012722933761|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
*{{prs|1043954507976192007|23|Sep|2018|full=1}} (thread)
**{{prs|1043997199154188288|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
**{{prs|1044044385774686208|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
*{{prs|site=Instagram|CoVbGUVADIj|6|Feb|2023|full=1}}
*{{prs|1623699906375434242|9|Feb|2023|full=1}}
*{{prs|1649796800788692993|22|Apr|2023|full=1}}

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Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Responses

68.37.43.131 — Sat, 23 Sep 2023 23:26:16 GMT

68.37.43.131: Page cleanup.

[[File:TwitterRoomisode2.jpg|thumb|A list of responses shared to [[@StrongBadActual]]]]

These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]].

{{spoiler}}

==Intro==
''{Picking up where Roomisode 1 left off}''
:''{Zoom in on Dangeresque. Dangeresque screams and falls. Dang-car-esque is driving in the street below. The trunk opens and Dangeresque falls into it. Inside the car, Renaldo scoots aside so Dangeresque can take the wheel.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice catch, Renaldo.
:'''RENALDO:''' Anytime, Dangeresque.
:''{The car shakes and makes ugly noises}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. Sounds like engine trouble.
:''{Cut to the streets}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Pull over at this intersection.
:''{The car stops. The hood is smoking.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Cut to the intersection. Renaldo is in the car. Dangeresque is outside.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' 50 year-old automobiles don't just "break down." Something's suspicious, Renaldo.
:'''RENALDO:''' Ya probably just need to replace the 70's shaft. Porp the hood and take a lork!

==Intersection==

===Back Bumper===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Bump!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Back Hubcap===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{after hood opens}'' Hey, ya did it! ''{rapping}'' A hub-bump to the front and a bump-hub to the back! Open up the hood so we can attack... the automotive issues.. at hand.
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Front Bumper===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Bump!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Front Hubcap===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hub!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.

===Cold Ones Sign===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That place only serves semi-premium watery domestic cold ones. It's the true mark of a quality establishment.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This case has gone COLD. Ones.
====Get/Use====
:''{If the sign is on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns sign off}'' That'll teach this bar to put its signs on the outside of its windows.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the sign is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns sign on}'' Let the light of Cold Ones shine unto the world yet again.
====Anything → Cold Ones Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The cold ones sign doesn't need to be involved with that particular item.
====Tire Iron → Cold Ones Sign====
:''{If the sign is on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wanton destruction is the pinnacle!
:''{Dangeresque smashes the sign with the tire iron.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the sign is already turned off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already turned off. No need for smash-em-ups.

===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:''{On the street}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look alone! Except when I look with Renaldo!
:'''RENALDO:''' Which is all the time!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My overbelly looks appropriately seedy here in the seedy underbelly of Brainblow City.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to talk to myself. I've got my trusty Renaldo with me.
:'''RENALDO:''' And I'm a fortain of greart cornversation!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to talk to myself. I've got my trusty Renaldo with me.
:'''RENALDO:''' WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ON THE TERLET!!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to talk to myself. I've got my trusty Renaldo with me. Oh, wait.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque spins around and stops with a pose to the camera accompanied with a "ding" sound. This finishing pose has him smiling proudly with his gloves on his hips.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hee hee!
====Air Freshener → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I used to wear an air freshener shaped like a lightning bolt as a necklace. It smelled like aluminum foil and blood!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{head spinning}'' WHOOA that's strong!
====Antenna → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna take it outta my pants because then I have to think about when it went into my pants.
====Busted Tape → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just cause I can type with boxing gloves doesn't mean I can wind busted tapes up with boxing gloves. Maybe if I had fingers.
====Colognac → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I'm already wearing enough to kill a small horse.
:'''RENALDO:''' That happened once!
====Fast Food → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' As much as I want to devour this perfectly aged fast food, I can prolly find a better use for it.
====Fixed Tape → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should get Naldo Naldo to put this in the tape deck tape deck.
====Guide → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, let's see what this thing says...
:''{Dangeresque reads the instructions on the guide.}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Step one: CUT THE WIRES in the following order: BLUE RED GREEN. Step two: Short circuit the bomb stuff. ''{sarcastically}'' That's specific. Step three: Congratulations, you're still alive! Enjoy a delicious meal! ''{reads disclaimer quickly}'' Warning: Once you've cut the first wire a thirty second countdown will commence. Get movin'!
====Meltshake Cup → Dangeresque====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I wish there were some Reesy Cup dregs in here but I think that raccoonolith got every drop.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When filled with sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I AM pretty thirsty. I bet a little sip a dip wouldn't hurt.
:''{Dangeresque sips up the water. He grunts painfully as he mutates into the monstrosity from [[animal]].}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{On the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I say there, Dangerstrosity, do you know the times?
:''{He changes back to normal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I did! I DID know the times! 2:34 and 8:15!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:''{He changes back to normal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Phew! That was one potent potable!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Cool, cool. Scarred for life, cool.
:{{short hr}}
:''{During the bomb countdown}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't have time for sips of grodywater right now!
====Other Things → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that this with this that!
====Party Mix → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Where IS that tape!
:'''RENALDO:''' I think you're holdin it dare, D-Buckets.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Right. Thought I was on a different case for a second there.
====Tire Iron → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{waving tire iron around}'' Hee hee!

===Drain===
====Look====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh gutter drain, how many tennis balls and frisbees have you claimed?
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide went down there!
====Talk To====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Helloooooo down there.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' ''{from inside drain}'' Sup?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{jumping}'' AHHH!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Subhuman sewer mutants! Can you pass me up my quickstart guide?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' ''{from inside drain}'' Come down and get it yourself, surfaceling!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Dumpy Electrician! You done yet?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' ''{from inside drain}'' Nope! That building's still pullin too much power!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When all the power is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Dumpy Electrician! You done yet?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' ''{from inside drain}'' Maybe! But I can't check right now! I'd have to file a Talk Thru Drain work order first. Come down and see me.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the electrician leaves}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that paperwork obsessed contractor is gone now.
====Get/Use====
:''{Before opening the sewer cap}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My voluptuous head and hands prevent me from reaching in there. And wearing turtlenecks.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the sewer hole is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can just climb into the sewer hole now.
====Anything → Drain====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't want to put nothin down there. Y'know cause-a like, clown murder joke... balloon.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:''' DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna lose anything else down there!

===Finger Sign===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{reading}'' WORK FROM HOME! EARN EXTRA CASH! BE MY OWN BOSS?! Sorry pointy finger sign, already waaaay ahead of ya.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' MAYBE DON'T USE ALL CAPS NEXT TIME!! IT READS LIKE YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll leave it here. I think it'll do more good where it is.
====Anything → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to work from home and earn extra cash.
====Busted Tape → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I may not have fingers to wind this busted tape up with... but this pyramid scheme does!
:''{Dangeresque puts the tape on the finger and spins it around, repairing the tape.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes! It's unjagled! Good as 1989!
====Fixed Tape → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already fixed. I don't wanna overwind!

===Guy in Bar===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check it out! That guy's playing Rig Rug! One of my all time fave arcade games! Wish this bar had a door so I could go play it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He's still Riggin' Rugs.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He looks like he's taking a break from playing that game.
====Talk To====
:''{Before checking under the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Arcade Guy! You know anything about cars?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Not now! I'm trying to beat the high score in Rig Rug! Maybe check back later!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After checking under the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Arcade Guy! You know how to defuse a bomb?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Not now! I'm trying to beat the high score in Rig Rug! Maybe check back later!
:''{Continues below after speaking with Renaldo, but before speaking with the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh, I know a cool cheat code you could try.
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' I said later! Rug Riggin' is Lyfe!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:''{Can you unplug?}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy. Can you unplug your game? The electric man in the sewer says you're pullin too much power.
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' While that IS a fantastic explanation, I can't stop. That high score is so close! I can almost taste the rigid corners of its pixelated font!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww. Well, if I catch you lickin that screen I'm reporting you to the Creepo Unit.
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' I have definitely never done that. Today.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque hasn't checked him first}''
:''{Watcha Playin?}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy, what game are you playin?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' I'm trying to get the high score on Rig Rug! Now lemee lone!
:''{After talking to Renaldo}''
:''{Hold UP + Player 2}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy! I heard about this amazing cheat code for Rig Rug! It'll help you get the high score!
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' No way! A cheat code I haven't heard of? That's unheard of! By me. Cause I haven't heard of it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I got that. Wanna hear it or not?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Paste it on me!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, on the stage select screen... if you hold UP and the Player 2 button, it gives you a hundred thousand bonus points!
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' WHAT?! I gotta try it!
:''{He tries it.}''
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' AHHH! The game crashed and turned off!! Also, AHHH! The Feds!!
:''{A hand pulls the Arcade Guy away. Glass crashes, and the lights in the bar go out.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{laughing}'' Heh heh. Thanks for the tip Renaldo!
:'''RENALDO:''' Poor fella. I'm gonna miss his silhouetted shenanigans.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't do much but yell at him through the window.
====Anything → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not wastin this on some silhouette guy.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna get him to turn off the power.
====Busted Tape → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy! Can you help me fix this tape?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' You just wind it back up! But I don't have a pencil on me and I can't spare a finger right now.
====Fixed Tape → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, Arcade Guy, you clearly enjoy outdated electronics. Want this old cassette tape?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Lemee lone! I'm Rigging so many Rugs right now!
:''{After talking to the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, wanna trade? This cassette tape for you shutting off that game!
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' And lose all my progress? No chance!

===Hood===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{tries to open hood, but fails}'' Crumpdingle! I forgot the secret trick that pops the hood.
:'''RENALDO:''' HUB-BUMP to the front and BUMP-HUB to the back!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's no use. I need to use the secret trick to open it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open up! It's me! Dangeresque! Guess it's not voice-activated.
====Get/Use====
:''{Same as "Look"}''
====Anything → Hood====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me porp the hood. Er, POP the hood.
:'''RENALDO:''' Now you're torkin'!

===Meltshake Cup===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a chewed up meltshake cup fulla teeth holes.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your story's fulla holes meltshake! I'm shakin' you down!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All's he left of my combo meal is an empty Meltshake cup.
:''{Dangeresque puts the cup in his inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And the pressure plate is stuck now.
====Anything → Meltshake Cup====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use that with the Meltshake cup!
====Air Freshener or Colognac → Meltshake Cup====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not puttin that in the Meltshake cup.
====Tire Iron → Meltshake Cup====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to pry the Meltshake off the ground. I'm highly trained in the art of "pick stuff up".

===Niiice Ride===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now that is a niiiice ride.
:'''RENALDO:''' You said it, Dangeresque. And lookit that antenna! You think they can pick up the Ola Toya fight on that thing?
====Talk To====
:''{If Strong Bad is holding the pressure plate, the car will drive off before he can speak with it.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the car is stopped}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Do you know how to defuse a bomb? We need some help here.
:'''DRIVER:''' You need help?! I got a sick pet in here that sick petted all over the place! The smell is pretendous! I've been drivin around the block tryin to air it out but it's no use! Gimme good smells and you can have my busted antenna.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's the deal with your incredibly nondescript pet again?
:'''DRIVER:''' It got nondescriptly sick all over my interior and now it descriptly stinks.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque kicks the car}''
:'''DRIVER:''' HEY!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oops. Sorry. Forgot which car this was.
====Anything → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Waste of time, that. I won't do it
====Air Freshener → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Will this old air freshener help with your pet stank?
:'''DRIVER:''' Hmm. I do need an air freshener. Gettin pretty ripe in here. But that piece of crap doesn't even smell like a piece of crap!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Niiice Ride====
:''{If Dangeresque didn't speak with the driver first}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Would you care for a freshly scented air freshener?
:'''DRIVER:''' Uh, kinda. But why are you just giving it to me?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dunno. Guess I'm just kinda tryin stuff at this point.
:'''DRIVER:''' Well, I'll take it but only if you get that busted old antenna off my car in trade.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure! That thing rules!
:''{Dangeresque puts the antenna in his inventory with a grunt. A CENSORED box covers him.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' See ya!
:''{The green car drives off.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque did speak with the driver first}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Would this freshly scented air freshener help with your stank situation?
:'''DRIVER:''' Whoa! Smell that dankitude! That's what I need! give it here!
:''{Dangeresque hands over the air freshener.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' The antenna's all yours. Take it so I can run this red light and get my nondescript pet to a vague veterinarian!
:''{Dangeresque puts the antenna in his inventory with a grunt. A CENSORED box covers him.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' See ya!
:''{The green car drives off.}''
====Colognac → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can I interest you in this finest colognac?
:'''DRIVER:''' Hmm. I dig that scent but I don't really need a whole bottle of colognac.
====Fixed Tape → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You need a rehabilitated tape of SLOW JAMZ?
:'''DRIVER:''' Tapes? I love tradin tapes! I'll trade you this Rock Spotty Party Mix for your Slow Jamz.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh. Uh, okay. That wasn't really what I was trying to-
:''{The swap is made.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' Thanks!
====Meltshake → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say driverman, you want this hole-y meltshake cup?
:'''DRIVER:''' Holy? I don't care if it's blessed by St. Pod himself! I don't want it!
====Party Mix → Niiice Ride====
:'''DRIVER:''' Hey! No tradebacks!
====Tire Iron → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Want me to ding this up for ya? The "distressed" look is all the rage right now.
:''{He waves the tire iron around.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' I hear the "brain flattened on asphalt" look is also popular.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Understood. Good bumper. Who's a good bumper?

===Antenna===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That thing's incredible! I bet they've got a TV in that car. Can you imagine? Televised visions? INSIDE an automobile?!
====Talk====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't you wanna come live on my car? I'll treat you real nice.
:'''DRIVER:''' Stop hitting on inanimate objects!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah it's kind of a problem I have.
====Get/Use====
:'''DRIVER:''' HEY! Leave that alone!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But I want it cause it's awesome.
:'''DRIVER:''' Actually it's been busted for a while. If ya can help me get ridda the pet stink in here, it's all yours.
====Air Freshener → Antenna====
:''{Music begins playing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's not such a bad antenna. Maybe all it needs is a little love.
:''{Dangeresque ties the air freshener to the antenna. The antenna droops dramatically.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've killed it.
:'''DRIVER:''' Get that thing off my antenna!!
:''{Dangeresque removes it. The antenna returns to normal.}''
:''{If the air freshener was scented, continues below}''
:'''DRIVER:''' Didn't smell half bad, actually.
====Anything → Antenna====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That will not help in any way whatsoever.
====Colognac → Antenna====
:'''DRIVER:''' Hey! Whattaya doin?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Logic dictated that I douse your antenna in high octane colognac.
:'''DRIVER:''' Logic gonna dictate that I run you over if you don't cut it out. I do like that Dungeonmusk scent, though.
====Tire Iron or Wire Cutters → Antenna====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If I want this antenna, I need to find a different solution.

===Pressure Plate===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the metal plate that changes the light if a car stops on it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey pressure plate, no PRESSURE, but can you change the stop light?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see if I can activate this thing.
:''{Dangeresque jumps on the plate. The light turns red and a green car drives in.}''
:''{As soon as Dangeresque steps off, the light changes and the green car drives off.}''
====Anything → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item on the plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It doesn't weigh enough to change the light.
====Busted Tape → Pressure Plate====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should fix this tape before I do anything else with it.
====Fast Food → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item on the plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It doesn't weigh enough to change the light.
:''{The trash can begins to shake violently.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. I think the call of the Blubb-O's whale summmoned another leviathan!
:''{A large raccoon, the Raccoonolith, trots out leisurely from the trash can. It eats the fast food greedily, weighing down the pressure plate. A green car drives up and stops.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hot styles! That raccoonolith triggered the stop light! Now I can safely cross over to that sewer cap!
:''{The Raccoonolith finishes eating and returns to its trash can. A fast food drink cup is all that is left behind. The pressure plate remains pressed down, keeping the light changed and the car stopped.}''
====Paperclip → Pressure Plate====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bad idea.
====Tire Iron → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item weighing down the pressure plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's nothin quite like placing items on a metal plate embedded in the asphalt.
:'''RENALDO:''' You said it, D-Launch! That's my childhood right there!

===Renaldo===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Green Liability" as he's known in some circles.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. The Watson to my Holmes. Or Graham Bell. Wait, were those the same Watsons?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The One-Man Two-Problem" as they called him in the Navy.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. "The Human Frazzled Nerve".
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Hostage in Waiting" as they call him down at the precinct.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. The side-iest of sidekicks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Human Leftovers Smell" as his roommates know him.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Known Circle" as he's known in some circles.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Human That One Hard Burnt French Fry At The Bottom" as his parole officer lovingly dubbed him.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Syracuse Scrumbler" as he was known in Division 4 ball.
:''{After going through all the nicknames}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that's all the nicknames. The ones that won't get him in legal trouble, anyways.
:{{short hr}}
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He looks pretty frazzled. Maybe a li'l zazzled?
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What is it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What IS it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What is IT?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' Whaaaat izzit?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What would you like, man?!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Before popping the hood}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Open the Hood}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you remember how to open the hood?
::'''RENALDO:''' Didn't we come up with a dope beat to remind us? Hub-bump, to the front! Bump-hub, to the back! Somethin' like that?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks. We'll debate your definition of dopeness later.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you remember how to open the hood?
::'''RENALDO:''' HUB-BUMP to the front! BUMP-HUB to the back!
::{{short hr}}
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You're supposed to be figuring out what's wrong with ol' Dangecaresque here.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. I'ma dodat.
:''{While frazzled}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Renaldo, I need to get that quickstart guide from the sewer. Any ideas?
::'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Save yourself, Dangeresque! I buried 14 bucks in change in my backyard. It's all yours! Take it and run! Start a new life somewhere!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The panic has clearly made him delusional. The "14 bucks" are a couple subway tokens and half a Rif Simken rookie card.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Renaldo, I need to get that quickstart guide from the sewer. Any ideas?
::'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Save yourself, Dangeresque!
:''{After losing the manual}''
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You gotta get that quickstart guide out the sewer!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I'ma dodat.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Remember Rig Rug?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' That bar over there's got a Rig Rug machine!
::'''RENALDO:''' Rig Rug? Isn't that the game that would shut itself orf and alert the Feds if you held UP and the PLAYER 2 button during the STAGE SELECT screen?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, I guess. That's a very specific memory, Renaldo.
::'''RENALDO:''' It's no joke. I lost a coupla friends to Rig Rug that way. And don't get me started on Pooyan!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I definitely will not.
::{{short hr}}
:''{After the electrician leaves}''
::''{That toolbox}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't get that blasted toolbox open, Renaldo! It's got like, little stars for the combination instead of numbers! What type-a crap is that?
::'''RENALDO:''' Stairs, you say? How many points has a stair?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, whattaya talk?
::'''RENALDO:''' I dunno. Just some lyrics I heard once. Thought they was poetical!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're a real help, Renaldo.
:''{After the manual is retrieved}''
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You gotta use that guide to defuse this BAERM!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I'ma dodat.
====Get/Use====
:''{Before popping the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need you to check inside the car.
:'''RENALDO:''' You should prally look under the hood first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Renaldo's of no use to me in this state. I need to calm him down somehow.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being calmed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need you to check inside the car.
:'''RENALDO:''' Ha-roo got it, D-Large.
====Anything → Renaldo====
:''{Before checking under the hood}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Not now, Dangeresque! You should check under the hood first!
:{{short hr}}
:''{While in a panic}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna calm him down!
:{{short hr}}
:''{While calmed down}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Naw I don't need that so much.
====Busted Tape → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here, Renaldo. Have some slow jamz to soothe your troubled styles.
:'''RENALDO:''' Slow jamz are a good idea but that jangled mess is useless!
====Fixed Tape → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Take 30 cc's of these slow jamz, STAT!
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Give a here!
:''{Dangeresque hands over the tape. Cut to inside the car. Renaldo puts the tape in. Tenerence Love's Sweaty Overweight Jamz begin playing.}''
:''{Back to the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{calming down}'' Aaaah! Now that's the stuff! Sorry for freakin out on ya there, Big D! Now let's defuse that baerm!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like he's back to normal.
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{singing}'' Brah-ding brah-dang brah-doirng!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' At least, 'Naldo normo.
====Guide → Renaldo====
:'''RENALDO:''' You should read it yourself, Dangeresque.
====Tire Iron → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wanna play a round of Fez Lopper like we used ta? ''{waves tire iron around}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Ooh, I'm a sit this one out. I finally just regained all the childhood memories I lost the last time we played. Turns out I'm adorpted!

===Sewer Cap===
:''{If the stoplight hasn't been changed, a car will drive past.}''
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All Brainblow City sewer caps are required to be "mutant pet flushed down the toilet" proof.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open up, it's the almost police! Oh well. Worth a shot.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{fails to lift the cap}'' Ergh! Dang! Thing's heavy! Gonna need some help if I wanna get down there.
====Anything → Sewer Cap====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That non-specific item won't help me get this sewer cap off.
====Tire Iron → Sewer Cap====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's do it, Tire Iron!
:''{Dangeresque uses the tire iron to pry the sewer cap open. The cover flies off-screen.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm sure that Jewelry Store across the street didn't need that plate glass display window anyways.

===Stoplight===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's green for cross traffic, makin it dangerous to cross... traffic.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' IF I CAN CHANGE, YOU CAN CHANGE, TRAFFIC LIGHT!
====Get/Use====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's no crosswalk button thing. Maybe somethin else changes it.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Dangeresque moves behind the stoplight so it looks like his head is the stoplight.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh check me out, I'm Stoplight Head! Disrupter of traffic patterns! Bane of the DOT!
====Anything → Stoplight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna help me change the light.

===Street===
:''{If the light has not been changed}''
:''{Chosen in order}''
:''{A green car drives by.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoadang! That car came out of nowhere.
:{{short hr}}
:''{The car drives by again.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Must be doin' laps around the block.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That car is a menace to my style!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Next time I'm just gonna stand in the road!
:{{short hr}}
:''{bip}''
:''{Cut to the same scene with Strong Sad standing in Dangeresque's place as his stunt double, wearing only a paper bag with a crude drawing of Strong Bad's face over his head. The car quickly drives by and hits him, flinging him out of the scene while he yells. Game over.}''

===Streetlight===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just a city streetlight. Born and raised in ''{singing uncertainly}'' South Detrite?
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you one of them "streetlight people" I've heard so much about?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach that thing. I've got a great vertical leap when it comes to case files. But I'm useless with streetlights.
====Anything → Streetlight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look, that's just not gonna help.
====Antenna → Streetlight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That could probably reach the streetlight. But I don't think it would shut it off. More like electrocute me.
====Chunk Rock → Streetlight====
:''{Dangeresque throws the rock at the light. The light breaks.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah! THAT'S how a body chunks a rock!
====Tire Iron → Streetlight====
:''{Dangeresque waves the tire iron around.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I like smashin stuff, but I can't reach it.

===Street Debris===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the little fruit salad of hood ornaments and bits of brake light that forms in the middle of intersections. Prolly a Sniglet for it, but I can't remember.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm here to clean up these mean streets!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing worth its style in this pile is an old air freshener. Lost all its smell though.
:''{Dangeresque picks up the air freshener and puts it in his inventory}''
====Anything → Street Debris====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna add to the pile.

===Street Hole===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sewer hole? More like a street hole.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hang on Quickstart Guide! I'm coming for ya!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After getting the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's hope these sewers are still C.H.U.D. free since '93!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque leaps down the hole. He lands inside the sewer.}''
====Anything → Street Hole====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna drop that nonspecific item in the sewer.

===Tire Iron===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THAT'S where my tire iron got to! I haven't had to bust this thing out in a while. Not since out run-in with Killingyouguy and his sister Rackingyougal.
:'''RENALDO:''' Now SHE knew a thing or two about a three or four if ya know what I mean.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um... I don't... know what you mean.
:'''RENALDO:''' Nor I, Big Desque, nor I.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The whole precinct's gettin' real TIRED of you, IRON! Hand in your badge!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mere you! Let's do some damage together!
:''{Dangeresque puts the tire iron in his inventory.}''
====Anything → Tire Iron====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should prolly just GET it, no?

===Trash Can===
====Look====
:''{Before checking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks full to burstin.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being checked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Something LARGE dwelleth therein.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After using the Fast Food}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Raccoonolith is asleep in there.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your trash is grash!
::{{short hr}}
:''{After using the Fast Food}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good night, sweet racoonolith. And flights of Blubb-O's whales sing thee to thy rest.

====Get/Use====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to jump... inthistrashcan!
:''{jumps in, back out}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, there was something BIG in there. It did NOT like me invading its home. But check it out! I found this tape of SLOW JAMZ! Someone trashed it because it's broken and doesn't work anymore!
:''{Dangeresque puts the Slow Jamz in his inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just like the warm fuzzy feeling I get when I leap in the trash.
:''{jumps in, back out}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think the warm fuzzy feeling just tried to bite me.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the Raccoonolith has been fed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I can hear him snoozin in there. Or maybe he just ate the kids meal toy. I think it was a wind-up Potato Nudule.
====Air Freshener → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way! This air freshener is mid-intersection gold!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, this trash already smells surprisingly good. Like a burst ketchup packet that just got done mowin the early spring lawn.
:'''RENALDO:''' Gee, Dangeresque! That's like poetry!
====Busted Tape → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just found that thing in there! I'm not givin it back!
====Fixed Tape → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not throwin this back in there! I just fixed it! It was like a whole puzzle!
====Meltshake → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, there's prolly a reason why he left it behind.
====Ol' Fast Food → Trash Can====
:''{The trash can shakes violently.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think I wanna throw this in there. Might lose a glove.
====Anything Else → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to throw that away.

===Using Two Inventory Items Together===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This ain't no crafting game! This is a Use Inventory Item on Stuff In Scene Game!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You try combining inventory items in your pants!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! A taperclip?! Unholy!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City has a strict No Combining Items law. It's one of the few I actually follow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Hey! You found the one item combination that actually works! Or I'm lying and you're a terrible listener.

==Engine==
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, let's see what's bothering ol' Dangercaresque.
:''{Close up under the hood. There is a bomb wired to the engine.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Holy crap! It's a bomb!!
:''{Cut to a title screen}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom!
:''{Back to the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' A BAERMB! We're done for! I always knew I was gonna die on the terlet!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, you're sitting in my car.
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh, right. Of course. Uh, nevermind.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry, Renaldo. Dangeresque is always prepared for danger...ish scenarios. There's a laminated Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide in the car. Just hand it to me and we'll--
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' BLAAAH! Here you go, Dangerish!
:''{The manual comes flying out of the car. Dangeresque leaps to catch it but it falls down the drain.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' *Sigh* b/w ''{pronounced "backed with"}'' *shrug*. Sit tight, Renaldo. We don't know what might trigger this thing.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry engine! I'll save your 2-valve single cylinder self!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's peep this bomb.
:''{The Engine is opened}''
====Anything → Engine====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That will probably jut blow us up.

===A/C Fluid Intake===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangecaresque has a custom A/C that I can pour anything in to use as coolant.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already open. If I wanna use it I need to put somethin IN it.
====Anything → A/C Fluid Intake====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not helping!
====Colognac → A/C Fluid Intake====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure. Thy Dungeonmusk makes a great freon substitute.
:''{The colognac is poured into the intake.}''
====Meltshake → A/C Fluid Intake====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cup's empty. I WISH I could make my air conditioning be Reesy Cup Meltshake scented, though.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When full of sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww! No way! I don't want the whole car smellin like grodywater! It already smells like Renaldowater, which is bad enough.

===Bomb Stuff===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the bomb's detonator. Doesn't look like there's a timer running which is at least somethin.
====Get/Use====
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with any of this until I get Renaldo chillèd down.
:''{After calming Renaldo}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, this is definitely a good idea. I should just start messin with it.
:''{Dangeresque begins tampering with the bomb. It explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''
====Anything → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That'll probably just trigger the bomb.
====Colognac → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to make the bomb smell good before it murders me.
====Fast Food → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's a terrible idea and would never help in a million years.
====Guide → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just read the guide. It'll tell me what to do with this stuff.
====Meltshake → Bomb Stuff====
:''{Before getting the Guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't try using other stuff with the bomb stuff until I get my Quickstart Guide back.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Before cutting the wires}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I guess this is what the quickstart guide said to do? I sorta skimmed it.
:''{The car blows up. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An empty meltshake cup does not a bomb defuse.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When filled with water}''
:''{A drumroll plays as the water is poured on. The bomb shorts out and the screen reads "Defuse"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I did it! I defused the bomb!
:'''RENALDO:''' You did it, Dangeresque! You saved us!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw, it was nothin, Renaldo. Just another day in the life of a--
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh hey, looky dare. ''{turns a page}'' There was a cover page of that Quickstaert Guide in here all along.
:''{Renaldo reads the cover page}''
:'''RENDALO:''' Impratant. Before you begin, rub a bag of GREASY FAST FOOD over all components of the baermb. If ya skip this step, the bomb will appear to disarm but explode a few seconds later.
:''{Back to the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Huh. Well ain't that somethin.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' SHUT UP AND RUN, IDIOT!!
:''{To the ending}''
====Wire Cutters → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' They're not called Bomb Detonator Display Thingy Cutters! They're called WIRE cutters!

===Blue Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, the infamous "blue one".
====Get/Use====
:''{Before reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with these wires until I have that Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just do what the Quickstart Guide told me.
====Anything → Blue Wire====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's prolly just gonna get me blowed up.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really just need to find something to cut these wires.
====Wire Cutters → Blue Wire====
:''{If the Quickstart Guide was not obtained}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Quickstart Guide'll tell me what to do.
:{{short hr}}
:''{First wire cut, regardless of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, here goes somethin!
:''{The wire is cut and the countdown begins.}''

===Green Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Once again, you can't beat the mouseover text: Green Wire.
====Get/Use====
:''{Before reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with these wires until I have that Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just do what the Quickstart Guide told me.
====Anything → Green Wire====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's prolly just gonna get me blowed up.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really just need to find something to cut these wires.
====Wire Cutters → Green Wire====
:''{If the wrong wire is cut}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Is that it? Did I save the day?
:''{The bomb explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the right wire is cut}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now to short circuit the bomb stuff!
:''{If the bomb is not short circuited in time, the bomb explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''

===Red Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The mouseover text said it best: Red Wire.
====Get/Use====
:''{Before reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with these wires until I have that Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just do what the Quickstart Guide told me.
====Anything → Red Wire====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's prolly just gonna get me blowed up.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really just need to find something to cut these wires.
====Wire Cutters → Red Wire====
:''{If the right wire is cut, Dangeresque won't say anything}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the wrong wire is cut}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did I do it? I think I did it!
:''{The car blows up. Game over.}''

==Inside Dangercaresque==
===A/C Control===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' That's the control for the air slash conditioner. Say, why DO they put that slash in the middle there?
====Get/Use====
:''{Before adding colognac}''
:''{Renaldo turns the A/C on. Air begins to blow through it. Then, he turns it off.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I'ma shut it orf. It craps out on ya's if you run it for too long.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After adding colognac}''
:''{Renaldo turns the A/C on. Green air blows through it. Renaldo switches it off.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Whoof! That colognac ain't foolin around! I'ma smell like a dank dungeon in no time! A big step up from my usual dank shower aroma.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the colognac is in and the air freshener is placed}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey! Thy Dungeonmusk re-scented that old air fraershenaer! Good timing too cause it sounds like the A/C just gave out.
====Air Freshener → A/C====
:'''RENALDO:''' Normally ya hang these things from the rearview.
====Colognac → A/C====
:'''RENALDO:''' If I wanna add some stank to the A/C, I don't think that's the way to doot. Maybe under the hood? Next to the cramifold gaersket?

===Ashtray===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' It's the aershtray.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open, and empty}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Just an empty aershtray.
====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo opens the ashtray. There is a bent paperclip inside.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Renaldo closes it without saying anything.}''
====Anything → Ashtray====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use that with the aershtray.

===Button===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' A prime specimen push button. The envy of all its unpushed friends. Just beggin to get pushed, that button.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't remember what this does but I'ma push it!
:''{Renaldo pushes the button}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Well, somethin' th'dunked. Not sure what.
:''{Outside, the trunk is now open.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being pushed}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's already pushed.
====Anything → Button====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Finest Colongac===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' A bottle of Thy Dungeonmusk. The colognac for shirtless viking types.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' "Thy Dungeonmusk! Obvious smells are: Seventies, Men's Room, and DENNIS."
:''{Renaldo takes the bottle.}''
====Air Freshener → Colognac====
:'''RENALDO:''' If I wanna stank up this air fraeshener, that is NAT the way to doot.
====Anything → Colognac====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Glovebox Knob===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' I think that opens up the glorve bax.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' Okay, I'll open orp the glorve bax! ''{he fails}'' It's laerked!
====Anything → Glove Box====
:'''RENALDO:''' That won't unlock the glorve bax for me.
====Paperclip → Glove Box====
:'''RENALDO:''' Maybe I can jimmypick the laerk with this paperclorp!
:''{The glove box opens.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I got it orpen!

===Ol' Fast Food===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' It's a greasy bagga Blubb-O's. Dangeresque likes to let it ripen down on the floor mat.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I'll grab it up. Maybe somebaddy's hungry.
:''{Renaldo takes the bag.}''
====Anything → Ol' Fast Food====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Paperclip===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' Looks like a paperclorp in the aershtray.
====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo takes the paperclip without saying anything.}''

===Radio===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' IT's a Totaltronics Symptom-7 No-Fi radio with a cassette player and a built-in sound-have. A real sludgefeast for the ears!
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' Yeah, let's change the myorsic.
:''{A different song plays.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Renaldo changes the song without saying anything. Several songs are available.}''
====Anything → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' I am NOT puttin that in the tape player.
====Antenna → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' That antenna's too hi-fi for this no-fi radio.
====Rock Spotty Party Mix → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' Ohh, a Rock Spotty party mix?! ''{singing}'' Rock Spotty, came to rock the party. Guaranteed to rock, rock ya body.
:''{He puts the tape inside}''
:''{If Renaldo has played all the available music tracks in the game}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I listened to all the available number 1 jams! I'm a myorsical cornnoisuaer!

===Rearview===
====Look====
:''{Before the trunk has been opened}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey look! It's me. Renaldo! The sidekick!
:''{After the trunk has been opened}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Now the trunk's orpen. THAT musta been the th'dunk I heard. A trunk th'dunk!
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna adjust it. D-Money has it set just right for dropping smoke bombs and oil slicks.
====Air Freshener → Rearview====
:''{Renaldo puts the air freshener on the mirror without saying anything.}''
====Anything → Rearview====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna hang that from the rearview.

===Smelltree===
====Look====
:''{Before scenting}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's a li'l smelltree. The kind your chain-smokin' aunt would hang up and pretend it made the car NOT smell like the fingerholes of a bowling ball.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After scenting}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's been freshly scented with Dungeonmusk!
====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo picks it up without saying anything}''
====Anything → Smelltree====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to bother the smelltree with that.
====Colognac → Smelltree====
:'''RENALDO:''' That might add a little too much stank. If I wanna bring this thing back from the dead I oughta just spritz it somehow.

===Using two inventory items together===
:''{Fast food and air freshener}''
:'''RENALDO:''' This ain't the type-a game where you mash stuff together like that. You're thinkin of Dangeresque: Survivo Craftmasta!

==In the Sewer==

===Chunk Rock===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a chunk rock! I used to love chunkin those things at stuff when I was but a wee crooked cop.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whattaya say, wanna be partners? We can pull the ol' Good Cop/Chunk Rock routine on all the perps!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque puts the rock in his inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I love a good chunk rock! You can chunk these things at all kindsa stuff!

===Crack in the Wall===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a little crack in the brick work.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's cracks in the wall like you who think they can slip through the cracks in the system!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' A loose chunk o' wall jiggled a little bit. But it's lodged in there pretty good.
====Anything → Crack in the Wall====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't want to shove that in this crack.
====Tire Iron → Crack in the Wall====
:''{Dangeresque swings the tire iron.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dislodged a whole chunk rock!

===Electrician===
====Look====
:''{Before talking to him}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like a Union of Dumpy Electrical Workers member.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Local 458 represent!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to him}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the gray lump of dump that's standing between me and my Quickstart Guide.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One side, electroman! I need to get my Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide outta the grodywater!!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' No way. I'm not movin til I finish this job. And I can't replace this fuse because the building upstairs is pullin too much power. Until they shut all the power off, I ain't budgin.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can't you just go ask them to shut the power off?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Ha! I'd need both a Ladder Permit AND a Walk Twenty Steps Permit for that. You're talking two to three weeks just to get those approved!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon, can't you just grab the guide yourself? Or move back a few feet so I can?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Nope, sorry. Still too much power on in that building upstairs.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When all the power is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, I think all the power's off in that building now. You should be good to change that fuse and get out m'way!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Hmm, lemme check. ''{pushes fusebox}'' Well, whattaya know. It IS off. Why don't you head back topside and come back in a little bit when I'm done.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Why can't you just do it right freakin now so I can get my guide?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Cause then we'd need an Unruly Observer Permit and a Watch Me Leave the Screen Permit. You don't wanna know the red tape required to pull those.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' UGH! Fine. I'll leave and come back.
:''{If the player has heard about all the permits}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I've heard enough about your superfluous permits. Supermitfluous!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Portmanteau permit DENIED!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But what if I wanna watch you leave the screen?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Sorry, this is the most you're getting outta me.
:''{The electrician ducks quickly}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Duckins!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm just gonna shove you aside so I can get my Quickstart Guide.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Oh yeah? You see those cones?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' A coupla safety cones never stopped ''{starts singing}'' Dangeresque from parking in the Faculty Lot so it's a shorter walk to the wings place on campus.
:''{A sharp barrier deploys from the orange cones.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, never mind. I'll just let you get back to it.
====Anything → Electrician====
:''{Before talking to him}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Sorry, can't accept it. I'm on the clock.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to him}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Bribery won't get you anywhere. I need that power turned off.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So bribery won't work but doing your job for you will?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Hey, I don't make the rules. I just talk about them ad nauseum.
====Chunk Rock → Electrician====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon chunk rock! Let's give that annoying electrician a little chin music!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' I wouldn't throw that thing at me.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh yeah? Why not?!
:''{A barrier springs up from the orange cones.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah yes, I see. Mommy will find something else to chunk you at, chunk rock.
====Tire Iron → Electrician====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon, Tire Iron! Let's put that hard hat to the test!
:''{Dangeresque waves the tire iron. The electrician ducks.}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Not so fast! Did you submit a Blunt Force Trauma Variance with an Automotive Accessory Extension?!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' UGH! You make everything so boring I don't even wanna crack your stupid skull open no more.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not tryin that again. Ain't freakin worth it.
===Guide===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's my Quickstart Guide! I hope its laminated edges hold out against this grodywater.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do your float honey. Remember, arms and legs out, chin up. Just like Miss Chlorino taught you in the pool.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach of it!
====Anything → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me quickstart get the quickstart guide!
====Antenna → Guide====
:''{Before the electrician leaves}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good idea. But I gotta get Dumpus Electricus out of the way first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the electrician has left}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THIS is why I got this awesome antenna! Come here, Quickstart Guide!
:''{Dangeresque rakes the guide toward him with the antenna.}''
====Chunk Rock → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'd just lose the rock and prolly sink the guide.
====Tire Iron → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think that'll reach it.

===Ladder===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a rusty ladder extending upwards out of the literal underbelly of Brainblow City.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' You coulda just said "it's a ladder".
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shut it!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ladder, you help me take a bite out of... CLIMB.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Groan. Groan I say.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque climbs the ladder back to the street.}''
====Anything → Ladder====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing I need to use with this ladder is me!

===Sewer Water===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City's water is among the most contaminated in the world. Just looks like log flume water to me.
====Talk To====
:''{Before rescuing the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey sewer water current! Send my quickstart guide over here!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After rescuing the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who knows how many flushed pet alligators and boa constrictors are slowly mutating within these murky depths.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not touchin that stuff with my bare gloves.
====Anything → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really don't wanna put that in the grodywater.
====Colognac → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna dilute Thy Dungeonmusk!
====Meltshake → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure! I'll scoop up a cup. After all, e-coli is only one letter off from being E-Cola!
:''{Dangeresque fills the cup with sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The cup's fulla holes so it's draining out.
:''{A cup meter appears in the corner. It slowly empties.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If there is water in the cup}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've already got some.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the water drains}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The water all ran outta my meltshake cup.

===Toolbox===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That electrician left his toolbox! He was finally good for something!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The hood of my car, the glovebox, the trunk, the sewer cap. This toolbox is like the end boss of stuff that opens.
====Get/Use====
:''{The toolbox has three tumblers that need to be aligned to unlock it.}''
====Anything → Toolbox====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna help me get that thing open. This is a TULBAUX toolbox. They're indestructible! The only way I'm gettin in there is the right combination.

===Gunk Smudge===
====Look====
:''{Before gunk is cleared}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some kinda gunk buildup from over the years of being slummed.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After gunk is cleared}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now why would that guy scratch "brixx" onto his toolbox?
====Get/Use====
:''{Before cleaning}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It won't come off by glove. Maybe it needs some help.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After cleaning}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing left to GET here is a clue.
====Anything → Gunk Smudge====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna get that gunk offa there.
====Meltshake → Gunk Smudge====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An empty meltshake cup ain't gonna debunk this gunk.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With sewer water}''
:''{The water causes the gunk to sizzle away. The word "brixx" is revealed.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The grody sewer water cleaned that gunk right off! Hmm. "Brixx". I thought that guy was an electrician.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already cleaned it off.
===Wire Cutters===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sweet tooltypes! A pair of wire cutters!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Where Dangeresque is involved, it always comes down to the wire... cutters.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mere cutters. You've got a hot date with some primary colored wires!
:''{He takes the wire cutters into his inventory}''

===Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.
====Anything → Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

===More Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.
====Anything → More Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

===Even More Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.

====Anything → Even More Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

====If Dangeresque has spoken with all inanimate objects====
'''DANGERESQUE:''' I talked to all my inanimate informants!

== Game Over ==
:''{If Dangeresque gets run over}''
:''{Dangeresque's stunt double is standing in the road. The green car drives past and knocks him in the air.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque jostles the bomb}''
:''{The car explodes. Cut to the street. Renaldo's fez and Dangeresque's glasses are lying in the street.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque is in the sewer while the bomb explodes}''
:''{The car explodes. The explosion causes the roof of the sewer to cave in, causing Dangeresque to get blown over}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{In compressed audio}'' Or did I?

:''{These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}''
:But for real...
:{{short hr}}
:Do over...
:{{short hr}}
:Okay, trying harder this time...
:{{short hr}}
:Undo dog! Undo dog!
:{{short hr}}
:Fine, here's your bonus point.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After cycling through the Game Over screens a second time}''
:No second helpings of bonus points!
:{{short hr}}
:''{The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.''}

==Ending==
:''{Dangeresque and Rendaldo are running away from the Gremlin with both the hood and trunk popped. They jump and scream as the car explodes behind them.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode complete!

{{Dangeresque|cat=Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

@StrongBadActual Tweets 2023 Aug

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 22 Sep 2023 01:20:59 GMT

68.37.43.131: Being an atrocious adventure game player/responses hunter has its perks.

<noinclude>{{tweets-header|year=2023|month=Aug}}</noinclude>

==August==

{{post
|table-begin=1
|id=1695450449606853110
|text=Grab the free soundtrack for Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate! Featuring music from the game PLUS beefed-up expanded versions from the amazing {{@|trott}}! [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2564030/Dangeresque_The_Roomisode_Triungulate_Soundtrack/ store.steampowered.com/app/2…]
|link=the [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] Soundtrack on Steam.
|date=26 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1694474755259117673
|text=Tiny update! v1.01 of The Roomisode Triungulate is live. Bug fixes and a few new easter eggs added (1 new death easter egg, 3 bonus eggs). Can YOU find thems?!
[https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2442020/view/3672176343897140956?l=english store.steampowered.com/news/…]
|pic=TwitterDangeresqueTooTriungulate.jpeg
|date=23 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1694027861915512838
|text=Keep going! There's KOT and Homestar modes to unlock too! KOT switches it up and you have to eat the junk food and cusses and avoid the healthy happy stuff.
|reply={{@|dren_braves}}, who quoted the previous Tweet, having beaten the Kid Speedy courses necessary to unlock Strong Sad.
|date=22 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1694007132172018048
|text=I dunno which Ruffle update made it happen but Kid Speedy is fully playable again after all these years!
[[HR:kidspeedy|homestarrunner.com/kidspeedy]]
A couple bugs but the unlockable modes still seem to work. Remember Strong Sad mode and his custom gloomy race course?! Me neither!
|pic=TwitterKidSpeedyGloomyCustomMap.jpeg
|date=22 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1693792229423194523
|text=The latest from {{@|CraftingGeek}} is Marshie-esque! I dunno how I feel
about him sportin my cool,
cool glasses but I do like the little Kung-Fu dragon men dancing about his head! Now I want jammy pants with that print on em!
|quote={{@|CraftingGeek}}, who made a Marshie cross-stitch with Dangeresque glasses and a Kung-Fu Dragon Man motif for August.
|date=21 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1693643277742833733
|text=That would make this a new bug then. Will start trying to replicate and address. **GAME SPOILER** One more question, when you complete all 9, does SB say "I think I've put enough unnecessary stuff in her hand" or does nothing at all happen?
|reply={{@|LicklesLackles}}, who replied to the previous Tweet in a now-deleted Tweet.
|date=21 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1693640756756377755
|text=Just making sure, you did start a totally new Room 3 game when you tried not saving, correct? Not starting from an early saved game or anything? Trying to determine if this is a unique bug or falls under the one we're already addressing. Thanks!
|reply={{@|LicklesLackles}}, who replied to the previous Tweet in a now-deleted Tweet.
|date=21 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1693637600777515415
|text=**GAME SPOILERS** Did you load a saved game to try and get the full score? Or start a new Room 3 game? There are known save/score bugs that will be patched out in the next (first) update so you might be experiencing one.
|reply={{@|LicklesLackles}}, who replied to the previous Tweet in a now-deleted Tweet.
|date=21 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1693637318207213807
|text=**GAME SPOILERS** So you got the "All In H9nd" achievement and then completed Roomisode 3 but didn't get the full score. And when you went back to try and get the full score, you're no longer getting any points from putting all 9 objects in Armzipan's hand? Am I understanding?
|reply={{@|LicklesLackles}}, who replied to the [[#1693374287925670157|Screenshot Scavenger Hunt]] Tweet in a now-deleted Tweet.
|date=21 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1693619007503430131
|text=You too can Get Ye Musk. Available now in fine Roomisodes everywhere.
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/2442020/Dangeresque_The_Roomisode_Triungulate/ store.steampowered.com/app/2…]
|pic=TwitterThyDungeonmuskByDennis.jpeg
|video transcript=''{Open and zoom in on a three-dimensional render of a gold-capped green fragrance bottle with a golden flask design on its front, set on a wooden table. Mist blows past.}''

'''ANNOUNCER''': You can't get ye flask. But you ''can'' get ye musk. ''{the following words appear in the corner:}'' Thy Dungeonmusk by Dennis.
|date=21 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1693374287925670157
|text=Screenshot Scavenger Hunt! Have you found these dumb, nonessential interactions in Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate?
|pic=TwitterScreenshotScavengerHunt1.jpeg
|pic2=TwitterScreenshotScavengerHunt2.jpeg
|pic3=TwitterScreenshotScavengerHunt3.jpeg
|pic4=TwitterScreenshotScavengerHunt4.jpeg
|date=20 Aug 2023
|fun facts=
The screenshots, in order, are:
*Get/Use Dangeresque in the Tutorial five times.
*Have Dangeresque drink the sewer water from the meltshake cup while he is still standing in the sewer.
*Use the File Cabinet Key on the Office Door.
*Use the Air Freshener on the Car Antenna.
}}

{{post
|id=1690180739122270208
|text=I dunno about full fledged. Let’s not go crazy-go-nuts now. An expansion of a 15 year old flash game. But yes, full voice acting!
|reply={{@|kukushie}}, who quoted the [[#1690157669292687360|launch trailer Tweet]], expressing excitement for playing a full-fledged Homestar Runner game with full voice acting.
|date=11 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1690158031877578752
|text=On steam:
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/2442020/Dangeresque_The_Roomisode_Triungulate/ store.steampowered.com/app/2…]
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=11 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1690157908435050496
|text=On Itch: [https://videlectrix.itch.io/dangeresque-the-roomisode-triungulate videlectrix.itch.io/dangeres…]
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=11 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1690157669292687360
|pinned=true
|pic=DangeresqueRoomisodeTriungulateTrailerThumbnail.jpg
|text=Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate OUT NOW on Steam and itch.io!
|video transcript={{see|Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Launch Trailer}}
|date=11 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1690131545925849088
|text=Updated. Give the game a re-download from itch. Should all have all the Steam-specific stuff removed that was causing the error. Apologies if progress or save data is lost as a result.
|reply={{@|strongbadswife}}, who replied to the previous Tweet with gratitude and hope for the issue to be fixed.
|date=11 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1690120829663588353
|text=Videlectrix is lookin into it. Looks like some Steam version leftovers musta made it into the itch version?
|reply={{@|sookaretto_}}, who reported the itch.io version of the game giving a Steam link.
|date=11 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1688629738468757504
|text=Here tis
|reply={{@|ewwjelly24}}, who responded to a Tweet tagging Strong Bad on a Homestar Runner-shaped watermelon, saying he had already made a video of it.
|link=[[Social Media Crap Compilation 1]].
|date=7 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1688359518114099200
|text=How bout just new games instead?
|reply={{@|pikansanok}}, who asked if there would be more game remasters other than Dangeresque.
|date=6 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1688295405853745153
|text=So far! Touch screen or touchpad are best. Not officially verified but it worked for me and my capacitive boxing gloves!
|reply={{@|linklonk}}, who asked if [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] worked on {{w|Steam Deck}}.
|date=6 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1688295405853745153
|pic=TwitterBandPractice.png
|text=Watch/listen to in shred-action on Taranchula’s Moving Very Slowly!
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|video transcript={{see|@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016#758065557119774720}}
|date=6 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1688294414110580736
|text=Get an antique piece of internet/rock/Zeen history right here! Gary Palaroncini himself is selling the guitar he played on Strong Bad Sings and during all live Limozeen gigs!
|link=an {{w|eBay}} listing for a Guild S-300 guitar.
|date=6 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1688276011492757504
|text=I don't remember seeing it! Proboscis bean Trogdor variant!
|reply={{@|gdluehosh}}, who reposted a green bean in the shape of Trogdor, originally posted over a year prior.
|date=6 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1687892132139331584
|text=Intersection-and-what-might-lie-beneath-itsode.
|reply={{@|dungeonation}}, who asked if the game in the previous video qualified as a roomisode.
|date=5 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|pic=TwitterRoomisodeReflection.jpeg
|id=1687886126139232256
|text=Sometimes I like to let it all slip away and head into the sewers of Brainblow City just to watch my chunky pixelated reflection in the toxic water. {{@|#|farout}} {{@|#|screenshotsaturday}}
|video transcript={{sectionstub}}
|date=5 Aug 2023
}}

{{post
|id=1687834621734420480
|text=I think Disney already tried that. It was called Two More Eggs.
|reply={{@|LVegasOutsider}}, who asked why there wasn't a Homestar Runner Netflix series.
|link=a YouTube playlist of [[Two More Eggs]] episodes.
|date=5 Aug 2023
|table-end=1
}}

Noun-Verb

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 22 Sep 2023 01:14:24 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Appearances */ I call it the Lavender Cleaner Poison Dart Plastic Cherry Cocktail.

[[File:vcr-have.png|thumb|Free with proof of VCR-have]]
Sometimes in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work, a [[character]] uses a '''noun and a verb together in quick succession'''; in text format, the words are usually connected together with a hyphen.

==Appearances==
*Email [[Videro Games]] {{--}} In an anecdote that is about intensely bad grammar in some video games, Strong Bad talks about the use of the lone "Congraturation" that you receive when you beat the game. He comments about it being one "single congraturation they had lying around the... '''video-game-make''' place."
*Email [[secret recipes]] {{--}} [[Coach Z]] takes [[Strong Bad]]'s offer for free [[ice cream]] because he claims he cannot afford the '''money-cost''' variety.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] {{--}} Strong Bad says, "What's this '''[[crap]]-take'''?". Later, in an Easter egg, Homestar [[I really like your costume|compliments]] [[Marzipan]]'s "kind-of-a '''[[mustache]]-have'''" costume.
*Email [[business trip]] {{--}} When [[Homestar Runner]] trades [[The King of Town]] two cans of [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]], a confused Strong Bad exclaims, "What the '''sense-make'''?"
*Email [[specially marked]] {{--}} A potential prize in an Iowa-grown cereal box is a "Takesteppa™ '''Step Take''' Monitor".
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] {{--}} In the June 4, 2008 entry, Strong Bad thinks that video games would be marketed better if they had "'''GRAPHICS-HAVE'''" printed on the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} After taking over [[the King of Town's castle]], Strong Bad tells [[Strong Sad]] to "stop with all the '''food-make'''".
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] {{--}} The instructional video is free with "proof of '''VCR-have'''."
*[[Behind the Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] {{--}} Strong Bad tells [[Telltale Games]] that [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] isn't supposed to be a "'''box-look-under''' game".
*Email [[imaginary]] {{--}} Strong Bad says that his [[The Brothers Strong|brothers]] are "galactically incapable of '''friend-have'''".
*[[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]] {{--}} The description for the video states that Coach Z "'''[[Puking|pukemakes]]''' most [[moist]]ly".
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] {{--}} Strong Bad mentions "[[Bogus Mathematical Theorems|the Inverse Property of '''Luck-Have''']]".
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} After [[The King of Town]] says that Fudgie the whale always made him, Strong Bad cuts him off with, "You say no more '''word-talk!'''"
*{{postref|799714814561918978|18|Nov|2016}} {{--}} Strong Bad referred to [[Fan Costumes 2016]] as "Fan Costume '''Fun-Of Make''' 2016".
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#887015173604728832|17 Jul]] and [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#888064597919498240|20 Jul 2017]]) {{--}} Strong Bad and Homestar, respectively, posted videos from the fake app "Craze-O '''Facemake'''". The [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]] account posted these videos simultaneously.
*[[Store]] {{--}} The description for the [[Store#Collections|Decemberween Gifts! collection]] asks "Does the Homestar fan in your life suffer from '''Too-Much-T-Shirt-Have'''?".
*[[Index Page]] {{--}} As of January 2018, the Index Page invites readers to, "Sign up for the Deleteheads Mailing List and we will let you know when we engage in '''cool-new-stuff-make'''!"
*{{postref|1062398143554375680|13|Nov|2018}} {{--}} Strong Bad said he will send things to people whose costumes were used in [[Fan Costumes 2018]] if they like '''mail-get'''.
*[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When Strong Bad complains about not winning a sumo match, he says "What the '''rules-have?'''"
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] {{--}} The description for the YouTube version states that "Homestar suffers from '''bug-swallow'''".
*[[Dangeresque 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} If [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] doesn't know what to call [[Perducci]]'s cocktail, he will refer to it [[Nondescript Nouns|nondescriptively]] as '''great name-call''' and '''words-make'''.

===Adjective-verb===
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] {{--}} Homestar refers to himself as [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|'''Wrong-Say''' Homestar and '''Right-Say''' Homestar]].
*Email [[parenting]] {{--}} Homestar is confused when he hears words from '''mean-say''' Marzipan's brain coming out of '''nice-say''' Marzipan's face.

===Verb-verb===
*[[Squintmojis]] {{--}} A disclaimer during Homestar's mumbled account reads "Actual '''Talk-Say'''".
*[[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]] {{--}} Marshie points out that "Stack 'Em to the Heavens" is a '''talk-say''' he made a [[Malloween Commercial|long time ago]], and immediately scorns "[[Videlectrix Guys|these jerks]]" for stealing it.

==See Also==
*[[Haver]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 22 Sep 2023 01:04:24 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Words Ending in -o */ I love queso. Doesn't it feel great to talk in Noun-o, Verb-o and Adjective-o constructions? More than Noun-Verbs and Noun-erys!

==External Links==
*[[hr:store.html|View the Main Store Page]]
**[[myshopify:|Shopify Homestore Runner]]
***[[myshopify:pages/about-us|View the About Us page]]
***{{pl|l=https://web.archive.org/web/20190222020857/https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/pages/customer-service View a partially archived version of the Customer Service Page}}
**[[https://strong-bads-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/]]
**[[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner|Fangamer Homestar Runner Collection]]

=Tacos=
[[File:Jumble.PNG|thumb]]
Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
==Appearances==
*Email [[50 Emails]] {{--}} One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s failed attempts at [[DELETED]] is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
*Email [[caper]] {{--}} The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] pays [[The Cheat]] in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who [[Coach Z]] apparently has a rivalry with.
**Homestar repeats this gag in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].
*Email [[pop-up]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad [[salad]], and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} When [[Bubs]] points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
*[[Hremail 7]] {{--}} One of the flavors of [[melonade]] is Taco Explosion.
*[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas, they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] (Triungulate version) {{--}} In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.

==See Also==
*[[Burgers]]
*[[Sandwiches]]

=Words Ending in -o=
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{--}} The most rare and beautiful bird is called the '''[[Yello Dello]]'''.
*[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] {{--}} Homestar calls Strong Bad "'''Strong-o Bad-o'''".
*Email [[lady fan]] {{--}} Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his '''[[Twees|buttweesimo]]'''.
*[[Punkin Stencils]] {{--}} Homestar calls [[The Jolly Dumple]] '''Tongue-o Drippo'''.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} The name of the fast food restaurant is called '''[[Blubb-O's]]'''.
*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is '''[[Ina-Pro-Pro]]'''.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The Homestar Runner's gulps as '''gulpo''' and '''gulpamundo'''.
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that the [[King of Town]] dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a '''no-brain-o.'''
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] {{--}} '''Deflato-head''' Strong Bad and '''decapitato-head''' Strong Sad each sold separately.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] {{--}} Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is '''Provisional Accept-o''' and '''Roboto Accept-o'''.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] {{--}}
**The Wingzz Hutt offers '''Facemelto''' sauce.
** If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will '''fake-o solve-o''' The Chief's '''case-o''' first.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} A generic error message is '''Loopto Rodoopto'''.

=The King of Town's Health Problems=
{{nophoto}}
The [[King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
*Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are not made from olive oil.

=Strong Bad spelled as one word=
''This sandbox article, and its subheads, '''might could use a better commando name.'''''
[[File:TwitterCroonularSwoons.jpg|thumb|"Strong Bad is two different wooooords!"]]
<blockquote>This issue comes up a lot, so I made a little song. 
''My name is Strong Bad (doodle-a-doop)'' 
''Those are two different words (deedlely-doop)'' 
''It's Strong because I'm strong, and Bad because I'm great!'' 
''So don't forget the space bar, you nerds!''</blockquote>

Fans will often '''misspell Strong Bad as "Strongbad"'''. This issue extends to [[Strong Badia]].

== "Strongbad" in official material ==
[[File:virtualpaper.png|thumb|Email ''who'' now?]]
The proliferation of "Strongbad" is likely due in part to [[Strong Bad Email]]. Although [[The Paper]] (and [[New Paper|its successor]]) read "Click here to e-mail '''strong bad'''", the email address "'''strongbad'''@homestarrunner.com" may have led to confusion on whether his name was one or two words. The [[Compé-per]] explicitly mentioned "click to email '''strongbad'''", an oddity rectified by the [[CGI Paper]] using "Strong Bad" again as usual. In addition, Strong Bad typically checks his email using [[Strong Bad's Technology|the application]] "'''strongbad'''_email.exe" ("'''strongbad''''s_email" on the [[Tandy 400]]), a name shared by [[strongbad_email.exe|the Strong Bad Email DVD series]].

In [[Peasant's Quest]], the command "make friends with [[Kerrek]]" brings up [[Peasant's Quest Responses|the response]], "Look, [[for kids|it didn't work]] for '''Strongbad''' and it's not going to work for you, either".

A [[Secret Pages#Other|hidden page]] simply contains the text "this is strongbad".

[[@StrongBadActual]] is one word, as Twitter does not allow for spaces or similar separators in usernames. However, the name uses {{w|camel case}} to indicate "Strong" and "Bad" are separate words.

==="Strongbadia" in official material===
*[[monster truck]] {{--}} A flyer reads "LIVE IN STRONGBADIA"
*[[Population: Tire]] {{--}} The opening text refers to "THE CITIZENS OF STRONGBADIA"

== Use by fans ==
Several emails [[Strong Bad Email By Greeting|have been addressed]] to "Strongbad" or mention "Strongbadia":
*[[halloweener]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[ghosts]] {{--}} "Are there any ghosts in Strongbadia?"
*[[fingers]] {{--}} The second email opens with "Yo Strongbad."
*[[2 emails]] {{--}} During the fast forward, an email is seen reading "Hey Strongbad."
*[[privileges]] {{--}} "Dear strongbad,"
**Strong Bad reads his name especially quickly as it is typed together.
*[[pom pom]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[crying]] {{--}} "YO Yo Strongbad, Hey Strongbad..."
*[[part-time job]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[dreamail]] {{--}} "Hey StrongBad"
*[[long pants]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[do over]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[boring (really)]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[space program]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad, Does Strongbadia have a space program?"
*[[secret identity]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[candy product]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad"
*[[myths & legends]] {{--}} "Hey Strongbad," (the [[Strong Bad Email Sender's Subject|subject]] similarly reads "Hey Strongbad!")
**Strong Bad reads the misspelling of his name as "Two words. Two different words. That are not one word. That are 'Strong' and 'Bad'."
**The email mentions "Strong Badia", correctly spelling it as two words.
*[[keep cool]] {{--}} "How hot is it right now in Strongbadia?"
*[[trading cards]] {{--}} "Hey Strongbad-"
*[[what i want]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[more armies]] {{--}} "I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army."
**The email's subject line spells "Strong Badia's Army" correctly.
*[[hygiene]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[pizza joint]] {{--}} "I was wondering if there is a pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia"
**"Strong Bad" is spelled as two words in the email's greeting.
*[[mini-golf]] {{--}} "Helllooooooo Strongbad,"
*[[nightlife]] {{--}} "I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia?"
**"Strong Bad" is spelled as two words in the email's subject.
*[[shapeshifter]] {{--}} "Dear Strongbad,"
*[[specially marked]] {{--}} "Hey ho, Strongbad."
*[[your edge]] {{--}} "Hey Strongbad-"

=== In interviews and other publications ===
*[[Run Devil Run Interview]] 2003 {{--}} Although usually typing "Strong Bad" correctly, one question refers to him as "Strongbad".
*[[Penguin Brothers Interview - 26 May 2003]] {{--}} The lede uses "Strongbad", while the interview itself uses the correct spacing.
*[[Wonkavision Magazine Interview]] 2003 {{--}} Various sections of the feature intermittently substitute the camel case "StrongBad".
*[[The Brunswickan Interview - 4 Apr 2003]] {{--}} "Strongbad" throughout
*[[Alamo Drafthouse - 10 Jun 2005]] {{--}} The event description refers to "Strongbad" (along with the misnomers "Marziban" and "the Brothers Chap").
*[[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show]] 2016 {{--}} The event pages used the misnomer "Strongbad" in listing characters that would appear. Other portions of the page, directly copied from {{p|l=https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner&oldid=742292070 the Wikipedia article for "Homestar Runner" at the time}}, correctly wrote "Strong Bad".
**Although Strong Bad tweeted that {{prs|760083358369980416|1|Aug|2016|alt="my name is two words! two dang words, man! spacebar is my middle name!"}}, the spelling was not corrected.

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68.37.43.131 — Tue, 19 Sep 2023 04:04:13 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Words Ending in -o */ Disco, Taco, Burrito, Ponyo, Tototo, Lumbago, Carmen Sandiego... this list can go on forever if I let it.

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68.37.43.131 — Mon, 18 Sep 2023 17:41:20 GMT

68.37.43.131: My brain keeps finding patterns and making connections that likely were not originally intended. But then again, my dad often speaks in nonsense words such as "Ahjobo" too.

Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser Responses

68.37.43.131 — Sat, 16 Sep 2023 23:46:15 GMT

68.37.43.131: Meanwhile, in a crazier player's game...

{{incomplete}}
These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]].

{{spoiler}}

==Intro==
''{Picking up where Roomisode 2 left off}''

:''{Dangeresque lands face-first in the street.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oof!
:''{Renaldo is lying on his back.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey, look at where we landed!
:''{Dangeresque looks up. He is lying in front of a restaurant called Perducci's.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{shouting to the sky}'' PERDUCCI!!
:''{Killingyouguy looms menacingly over and grabs him.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Cut to inside the restaurant. Perducci is sitting at a table guarded by Killingyouguy. Dangeresque is standing next to them.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should have known you were behind all this Perducci! Lemme guess, YOU reminded The Chief about that unsolved case...
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Yep!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So I'd be distracted and you could plant that bomb in my car...
:'''PERDUCCI:''' S'right.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But you know I'd defuse it in time and it would lead me right here.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' True that.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But WHY?!?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' So I could HIRE YOU!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' WHAAAT?!
:''{Title card for Roomisode 3.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, ''{a bullet shoots out the "c" in "closer", the statue is shocked}'' Loser!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I got an anonymous tip that tonight there will be 4 consecutive attempts on my life. And nobody has thought about more ways to kill me than YOU!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' You're gonna make sure these assassins aren't successful.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And if I just let them succeed?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Then Killingyouguy is gonna practice his namesake on ya's!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' mmmmmmm GULP!!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Do a security sweep of the place and gimme the ALL CLEAR once it's safe.

==The Restaurant==

===Cabinet===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a little cabinay. Slidey door variety.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's a remote control in there.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Cabinay! Do you know Filene? Does she ever talk about me?
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque opens the cabinet.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nothin else I need in there.
====Anything → Cabinet====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to put anything in there.

===Candle===
====Look====
:''{While lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nothing is more romantic than a flickering candle atop a wine bottle wearing a wicker diaper.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Flame's out.
====Talk To====
:''{While lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You trying to burn this place down, candle?
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I thwarted your plan to commit Grand Theft Arsony!
====Get/Use====
:''{While lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ow! It's too hot to handle while it's lit.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The candle's stuck pretty good. Might have to cut it off.
====Anything → Candle====
:''{While lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna singe that.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not usin that with the candle, see?!
====Dagger → Candle====
:''{While lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I could mebbe slice the candle off, but it'd prolly start a fire. A real mebbe/prolly paradox.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Slicey times!
:''{Dangeresque slices off the tip of the candle and puts it in his inventory.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I lopped the top candle-y part clean off.
:''{Dangeresque walks over to Killingyouguy.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here you go, big guy. Like I promised.
:''{Dangeresque sticks the dagger in Killingyouguy's bleeding wound.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS!
:''{A bip. When the scene returns, the dagger is replaced with a sticky note with a dagger drawn on it.}''
====Glass → Candle====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm puttin you on ice, candle!
:''{Dangeresque pours the water from the glass, extinguishing the flame.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already put it out.

===Check===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the guest check from whoever ate here last. There's a buncha tiny writing on it that's too small to read.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your alibi CHECKS out. All CHARGES have been dropped!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THE CRIME PUNS MUST STOP!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna pay for someone else's meal!
====Anything → Check====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not a good tip to leave.
====Glass → Check====
:''{Dangeresque puts the glass on the check.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! this cup of water works just like a magnifying glass.
:''{Cut to the check on the table under the glass.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That tiny text says "WaiterID: ILKO418". I'll add that to my brainventory.

===Cleaner===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Non-toxic Cleaning Solusche. "Works Great On Moida!"
:''{If Dangeresque is seeking ingredients for the cocktail, continues below}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Non-toxic? Aw man!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm gonna clean the floor with you!! Oh wait, that's literally what he's doing.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Non-toxic cleaner.
:''{If seeking ingredients for the cocktail}''
:'''DANGERSQUE:''' Aw man, NON-toxic cleaner?
:''{He swipes it.}''
:'''WAITRE D:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh. Hi. What cleaner? There was never any cleaner. The cleaner was the stains you made along the way.
:'''WAITRE D:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{He returns to the kitchen}''

===Cocktail Glass===
====Look====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need to find some ingredients quick!
:{{short hr}}
:''{If one ingredient is added}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Still missin' something.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When everything but the poison dart has been added}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I need to poison it somehow!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When full}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks pretty good to me.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{whispering}'' Psst! Cocktail glass! Can you, like, poison yourself?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' What's that you say, hmm?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh nothin. Just talking to glassware.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THAT TRACKS!!
====Get/Use====
:''{When empty}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' You don't need to take it. Just mix it right here!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When something is in it}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' If it's ready to drink, just lemme know.
====Cleaner → Cocktail Glass====
:''{First time only}''
:''{Dangeresque fills the glass with purple liquid}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brightly colored!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already added some.
====Glass → Cocktail Glass====
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Don't water it down! I wants potency!
====Poison Dart → Cocktail Glass====
:''{Dangeresque puts the dart in the glass}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Swizzle stick!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' SO FESTIVE!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just hope there's enough poison left on that dart to do the trick!
====Remote → Cocktail Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, yeah! And the batteries in the remote will corrode over time and poison the drink in like 6-8 months! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!
====Satellite Piece → Cocktail Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, some fruit!

===Cork===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I got it all candlecorked now.
:''{If the poison dart is stuck in it}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Something toxic's drippin out of it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your cask is grask!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{taking the cork}'' We now return to "Taking Back The Cork!"
:''{If the second assassination attempt has been thwarted, dialogue continues below}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{holding up dart}'' Still got the poison dart stuck in it. I'ma keep it.
:''{Dangeresque takes the dart and restores the cork.}''
====Anything → Cork====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Use that on cask? No thanks!

===Dagger===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Does that, like, hurt at all?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NO! IT'S LIKE MY ACUPUNCTURE!! THEY USUALLY USE MEAT CLEAVERS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now that is something I'd like to never see!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' You got that right!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arm Dagger...
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO IT! I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR OBSESSION WITH TALKING TO INANIMATE OBJECTS! AND I NEVER WILL!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Mind if I borrow this?
:''{Dangeresque leaps up and knocks the dagger out. It falls blade-down into his inventory.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' OKAY BUT YOU GOTTA PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!
====Anything → Dagger====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ew, no. I'm worried I'll shove it further in!

===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look like a private eye/crooked cop who's in over his head in the final act of his most daring adventure yet!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' You call doing paperwork and car trouble 'daring'?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' SHUT THE FACE!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Stupid assassins. Why couldn't they have tried to murder Perducci last night instead?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Cause last night was BINGO night, they said.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ugh. Workin for Perducci sucks. It's like, he makes you do all these napkin setups but the tables never even need 'em!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I wonder where Renaldo is. Just lyin out there on the pavement, I guess?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My name is Dangeresque and I love talkin to inanimate objects. ''{turns to face the player}'' There, I said it. I do feel better now.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' PER-DUE-CHEE!!

====Banana → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' BRRING BRRING! ''{answering banana}'' Hello? What's that you say? You say you decided not to assassinate Perducci and I can go home now? Great! Thanks, bye! ''{puts banana away}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Nice try, Dangeresque! Now get back to work!
====Candle → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't have time for this!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Yeah you don't!
====Cleaner → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm afraid if I use this on myself, my Thy Dungeonmusk will slaughter this poor lavender scent with a battle axe.
====Dagger → Dangeresque====
:''{First time only}''
:''Dangeresque takes the knife out of his pants, spins it around and drops it back into his pants.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yah djjgh ickg!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:''Dangeresque takes the knife out of his pants, spins it around and drops it back into his pants.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THATwasacloseone!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Each time thereafter}''
:''Dangeresque takes the knife out of his pants, spins it around and drops it back into his pants.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' WhydoIkeepdointhis?
====Glass → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only drink Dangeresque needs is a cold one after he's figured a way out of this mess.
====Phone → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{answering phone}'' Who is this and why are you trying to murder Perducci through the phone?!
:''{In outer space, an orbiting satellite that says "Experimento" receives a signal and drops straight down. Dangeresque moves out of the way.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you hear that?
:''{The phone in Dangeresque's pocket lets out a signal. A bip sounds, and The Stunt Double gets his neck broken by a falling Experimento satellite.}''
:'''THE STUNT DOUBLE:''' Ow.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Huh. I guess that was the 4th attempt? Oh well, let's eat!
:''{Game over}''
====Poison Dart → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way! That thing still has poison on it! Green poison even! The worst kind!!
====Satellite Part → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If you squint, this totally looks like fruit. And Perducci's like perpetually squinting so...
====Shield → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't need it. Dangeresque always rocks kevlar underdrawers.
====TV Remote → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm gonna put on some wrasslin'.
:''{He changes the channel}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes! I love the Facepaint Connection! Their interviews are always delightfully unhinged! "The coldcream always rises to the top!"
:''{He flips it back.}''

===Glass===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This glass looks innocent enough. But it could be ''{fake French accent}'' poisoned! Or as the French say, FISH!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Why are you sweatin' so much, glass?! Nervous about MURDERING PERDUCCI?!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Pretty sure that's just condensation.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lemme do my job!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' WATER you think you're doing? Get in my pants! ''{takes the glass}'' ''{shivering}'' WHOA THAT'S COLD!
====Anything → Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't add class to the glass!

===Killingyouguy===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That guy is tall. ''{to no one}'' You take the big guy. Oh, wait.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, Killingyouguy...
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' Bluh?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I know you're probably gonna kill me and everything, but how are you gonna do it?
:''{A menu appears}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Slash me up?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Think you'll slash my throat?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' TOO MUCH CLEAN UP!! WHITE TABLECLOTHS!
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Twist me round?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Will you twist my neck like a piece of celery?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I HATE CELERY! THE LITTLE STRINGIES GET CAUGHT IN MY TEETH!
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Craunch me twice?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You gonna craunch my bones?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I LOVE CRAUNCHING BONES!! THE SNAP IS SO SATISFYING!! IT'S LIKE BUBBLE WRAP!!
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Fizzle me down?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Might you fizzle me down?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NEVER SAY THAT OUT LOUD AGAIN!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah yeah, I'm feelin' the same way.
:''{This option disappears from the menu.}''
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, this is a supreme idea. ''{to Killingyouguy}'' Hey, Killa. How's about a little tickle? ''{tickles him}'' Deedle-deedle-dee!
:''{Killingyouguy punches Dangeresque so hard he goes flying out the wall.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Oh well. Guess we call Dangeresque Too.
:''{Game over}''
====Anything → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, are you wantingthisguy?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' ''{crying}'' AWWW. *SNIFF* WANTINGTHISGUY IS MY DEAD COUSIN!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Now look what you did! Definitely don't mention Tapingthislad!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After doing Anything → Phone}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, are you wantingthisguy?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' LOOPTO RODOOPTO!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' See what I'm sayin'?
====Banana → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{holding banana like a gun}'' Meaty hands up, KYG!
:''{Killingyouguy punches Dangeresque so hard he goes flying out the wall.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Oh well. Guess we call Dangeresque Too.
:''{Game over}''
====Cellphone → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did you wanna answer this?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' BANANAPHONE GOT ME ALL MIXED UP INSIDE! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL!!
====Dagger → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERSQUE:''' You want I should stab this thing back into ya?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU SHOULD TRY AND DO SOMETHING WITH IT FIRST!!
:'''DAGNERESQUE:''' Good point. It'll definitely get infected that way.
====Poison Dart → Killingyouguy====
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I DON'T NEED A FRILLY TOOTHPICK!!
====Shield → Killingyouguy====
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I'M ALREADY A HUMAN SHIELD!
====TV Remote → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whatta you wanna watch, KY-G?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' DOUG THE DINO!! DOUG THE DINO!!
:''{Dangeresque clicks the TV to show Doug the Dino.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Ah-ah! Remember? Your TV privileges are restricted! SOMEONE hasn't killed me enough guys this week.
:''{Dangeresque clicks it back.}''

===Kitchen Door===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's that in the kitchen?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Just my Waitre D and I trust him with my life. And Mama Perducci's sauce recipe.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Only after first attempt}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No sign of that sultry assassin. Mutsa slipped out the back door. Or disguised herself as a broom.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Waffle on 2! Quarter cheese plate scattered smothered and covered.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque figured out the WaiterID during the third attempt}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I figured out your WaiterID, Ilko!
:'''WAITRE D:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
====Get/Use====
:''{During the first assassination attempt, Sultry Buttons will come out.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{During second and third attempts}''
:''{Dangeresque opens the door. The Waitre D is holding a towel and a turkey.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, excuse me Waitre D.
:{{short hr}}
:''{During the third attempt, after Dangeresque has checked the terminal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Waitre D, what's your WaiterID?
:'''WAITRE D:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check the check? He's givin me the double talk!
:''{Dangeresque closes the door.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{During the third attempt, after Dangeresque has figured out the WaiterID }''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I figured out your WaiterID, Ilko!
:'''WAITRE D:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After third attempt}''
:''{Dangeresque opens the door. The Waitre D is holding a bottle of cleaner.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, excuse me Waitre D.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After getting the cleaner}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I've gotten all I need outta the li'l guy.
====Anything → Kitchen Door====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The kitchen doesn't need this nor does this need the kitchen.

===Laser Sight===
:''{If Dangeresque walks in front of the laser, the laser will aim at his blue diamond in the scope.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Laser dang!
:''{Dangeresque hits the deck. The sniper shoots off Perducci's hat. Perducci slumps over. Dangeresque gets up. The sniper walks away. There is a bullethole in the window.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:''{Dangeresque's response changes each time he fails this attempt.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh coins.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh trading cards.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''

===Napkin===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an olive oily doily. Or... napkin.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm here to clean up your act-pkin, napkin!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're comin with me, oily napkin!
:''{Takes napkin into inventory}''
====Anything → Napkin====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to be rubbed down with an oily cloth.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna get that all olive oily.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Does this need some olive oil? No it don't. No it don't.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Gettin that oily will help no one.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shan't rubbeth with oil!
===Perducci===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that morbid mound of monarch mobster, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that gastronomic glob of gangster, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that pudgy pin-striped perp, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that rotund royal racketeer, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that slab of syndicate sloth, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that lumpy lord of lawbreaking, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that crock of criminal corpulence, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that nasty, name-tagged ne'er-do-well, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that voracious volumetric villain, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that blubbering, back alley... bad... guy... Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
====Talk To====
:''{A menu appears}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Say Perdooch..."}''
:''{First assassination attempt}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, P. Duc, who's tryin to kill ya?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Could be any of my rivals! And it could happen at any second! The anonymous tipster just said "Watch ya back". Now start securing my res'rant!
::''{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What'd that tipster say again?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' They just said, "Watch ya back!"
:''{Second assassination attempt}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Any known holes in your security plan?
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I'M THE SECURITY PLAN!!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' When I asked the tipster about the next assassination attempt they just said "quit whinin or you'll end up in a casket!"
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crypticals.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What was that cryptic message again?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' "Quit whinin or you'll end up in a casket!"
::{{short hr}}
:''{Third assassination attempt}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shouldn't we be worried about the obvious sniper right outside your door?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Nope. I have a natural threat radar. Right now it's hovering between EZ Breezy and Honk Shoo.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shouldn't we be worried about the obvious sniper right outside your door?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Sniper? He's probably just waitin in line for a table. It's stuffed shells night, ya know!
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shouldn't we be worried about the obvious sniper right outside your door?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's probably the food service guy. Sometimes they launch the deliveries right through the door.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I CAUGHT A CAN OF OLIVES WITH MY MOUTH!!
::{{short hr}}
:''{Fourth assassination attempt}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't you want me to answer that phone for you?
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THAT'S MY JOB!! I'M HIS OFFICE ASSISSTANT!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' I wouldn't push it. He's serious about his administrative work.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' COLLATE AND STAPLE!!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did the tipster say anything about the final attempt?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Oh yeah, they just said "ya gotta hand it to her". But I dunno who they were talking about. Maybe Molly McButter.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Remind me what the tipster said for the final assault?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Oh yeah, they just said "ya gotta hand it to her".
:''{"All clear!"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've secured the place, Perducci. I'm givin you the ALL CLEAR.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ALL CLEAR, Perducci. This place is saferesque. Than it was a minute ago.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My security sweep is complete. You're ALL CLEAR, Pre-ducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' BwAH! BWAH! Threat neutralized. ALL CLEAR. Repeat, ALL CLEAR.
:{{short hr}}
:''{First assassination attempt}''
::''{Sultry Buttons is visible in the window. She opens the door, twirling a dagger. She throws it and quickly dashes away.}''
::''{Back in the restaurant, Dangeresque ducks while Perducci is stabbed in the back and collapses.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh wow. That is just- he just got- He is DEAD. Now.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUY!!
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{If Perducci is wearing a shield, but the second shield was not adjusted}''
::''{Sultry Buttons is visible in the window. She opens the door, twirling a dagger. She throws it and quickly dashes away.}''
::''{Back in the restaurant, the dagger bounces off Perducci's shield, ricochets on the second shield, and then stabs Perducci in the back.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oops. Forgot to cackalate for the ricochet.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUY!!
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{After placing the shield on Perducci's back and adjusting the second shield.}''
::''{Sultry Buttons is visible in the window. She opens the door, twirling a dagger. She throws it and quickly dashes away.}''
::''{Back in the restaurant, Dangeresque ducks while the knife ricochets against the Statue Guy's second shield. The knife gets embedded in Killingyouguy's arm.}''
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' OWW!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Phew! That was a close one!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's one attempt down. Three more to go.
::{{short hr}}
:''{Second assassination attempt}''
::''{Homestar Runner's eye peeks through the cork hole in the center wine casket. A blowpipe sticks out and shoots out a poison dart that sticks Perducci in the neck.}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' GAAAAAH!!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' POISONED??!!!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The ol' poison tipped blow dart through the fake wine cask on the wall trick. I should have known!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUY!!
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{When the second attempt has been blocked}''
::''{The wine cask is stopped up with a candle cork. It bursts inside.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I know that sound. Someone just tried to shoot a poison tipped dart through that fake wine cask. Good thing I blocked it up.
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's two attempts thwarted.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' One knifed and one darted.
::'''PERDUCCI:''' And two more to go! Who knows what form the next assassination attempt might take!
::''{Cut to the front door. A silhouette resembling Bubs pulls a gun off his back and points a laser-scope rifle through the window. The laser is pointed directly at Perducci's hat.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, you think it's got anything to do with that laser scope pointed right between your eyes?
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' PROLLY JUST A CAT TOY!!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Yeah, I'm sure it's unrelated. Waitre D! Get ready to start takin orders!
::''{The Waitre D, who is The Cheat with a mustache, comes out from the kitchen and turns on the terminal. He returns to the kitchen when the terminal is on.}''
::{{short hr}}
:''{Third assassination attempt}''
::''{The Waitre D enters and serves the tables. The sniper has a clear line of fire and shoots Perducci. The Waitre D leaves in fright.}''
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
:''{Fourth assassination attempt}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Alright, KYG. Answer the phone.
::''{Killingyouguy picks up the phone.}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Hello hello? Gimme the sign!
::''{In space, the Experimento satellite drops from orbit.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you hear that?
::''{Perducci is crushed by the falling satellite}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap! Someone musta triungulated the signal when he answered that phonecall.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' A GIANT ROBOT BIRD FELL ON PERDUCCI!
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{If the banana is placed and the phone is in the statue}''
::''{Killingyouguy picks up the banana.}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Hello hello? Gimme the sign!
::''{In space, the Experimento satellite drops from orbit.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you hear that?
::''{The satellite drops in and crushes the Armzipan statue.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry, Armzi.
::''{Cut to Perducci}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Very good, Dangeresque! I'm still alive. Let's celebrate with a cocktail! ''{pulls out a wineglass}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Y'know what? I'm good. In fact, I should probably be gonna have to jumping...
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' YOU'RE gonna make us that cocktail Dangeresque. And if we don't like it, well then... It looks like you're gonna have to DIE!!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' SOMETHING FRUITY!!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Yes, something bright colored with fruit floatin in it... And a catchy name that me AND Killingyouguy will LOVE.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, maybe Dangeresque can still turn the tables. I'll never get this close to Perducci again. If I could double cross him somehow, I could kill two Perds with one Ucci! Alright, I'll do it. One brightly colored, fruity cocktail with a name you'll both love comin right up!
::{{short hr}}
:''{When crafting the cocktail}''
::''{"What am I doin?"}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's the lowdown on this cocktail biz again?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' I already told ya's! Bright colored, fruit floatin in it, catchy name both me and KYG will love.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bright fruit catch. Got it.
::{{short hr}}
::''{"Drink's ready!"}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your cocktail's all ready, Perducci!
::{{short hr}}
::''{If the cleaner wasn't added}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's not brightly colored! Keep mixologizin!
::{{short hr}}
::''{If the button wasn't added}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' I don't see any fruit in there!
::{{short hr}}
::''{If all parts are in place}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Hmm. Looks pretty good. Whattaya call this thing?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I like to call it the...
:''{If Dangeresque didn't check the postcards or speak with Killingyouguy earlier}''
::''{A menu appears with "Er", "Um", "Uh", and "ErUmUh".}''
::''{"Er"}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Er... I call it... the...
::{{short hr}}
::''{"Um"}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um... it's the... great name call...
::{{short hr}}
::''{"Uh"}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, y'know... it's like the...
::{{short hr}}
::''{"ErUmUh"}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Er um uh... words make...
::''{All options continue below}''
::'''DANGEREQUE:''' ''{to the player}'' I got nothin. I dunno what these guys like!
:''{If Dangeresque viewed the postcards earlier}''
::''{A menu appears with "Lobasho", "Saint Pod", "Coches", and "Balustenich".}''
:''{If Dangeresque spoke with Killingyouguy}''
::''{A menu appears with "Slash", "Twist", "Craunch", and "Fizzle".}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{If the wrong name is chosen}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's a terrible name! I hate it! Killingyouguy! Do your thinging you guy!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU MADE A BAD DRINK! NOW I PUT YOU IN THE DRINK!
::''{Cut to the bottom of the ocean. Dangeresque sinks to the bottom in a barrel. Game over.}''
::''{If St. Pod Wrong Name is chosen}''
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I HATE THAT NAME!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Killingyouguy! Do that thinging you guy!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU MADE A BAD DRINK! NOW I PUT YOU IN THE DRINK!
::''{Cut to the bottom of the ocean. Dangeresque sinks to the bottom in a barrel. Game over.}''
::''{If "Saint Pod Craunch" is chosen}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' A Saint Pod Craunch?! I love that name!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' ME TOO!!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Welp, down the hatch!
::''{If not poisoned}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That was delicious, Dangeresque!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Great! So I can finally leave--
::'''PERDUCCI:''' I'm surprised you didn't try to poison me or summat. But since you didn't... Killingyouguy? Fizzle him down!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I'LL FIZZLE YOU DOWN!! TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER!
::''{Cut to the bottom of the ocean. Dangeresque sinks to the bottom in a barrel. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{If poisoned}''
::''{Perducci drains the glass. He spits all over the tablecloth}'' HACK! CHOKE! COUGH! I'M DYING!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' PERDUCCI!! NOOOOO!!
::''{Killingyouguy pushes Perducci on the back.}''
::'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode complete!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry bout the double cross, Perducci. Never trust a Dangeresque when the stakes are chipped!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Time to go. But the KGB has infiltrated this doorknob with espionage sauce. So you know what that means I'm gonna have to do!
::''{Dangeresque jumps out the front window to the restraurant, shattering the glass. He runs into the street as the End Credits Roll.}''

====Get/Use====
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' DON'T TUCC THE DUCC!!

====Anything → Perducci====
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Don't bother me with that! Save my life why don'tcha!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When waiting for a cocktail}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Make me that cocktail already!

====Banana → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{holding banana like a gun}'' Nana freeze, Perducci!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Ooh! I'd love a Nana freeze! With jimmies and hot fudge!

====Cellphone → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna give it to him! It could be a murderous robocall.

====Dagger → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here's the knife that almost claimed your life, Perducci.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Knife is for food!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh. Okay. Great talkin to ya.

====Glass → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wan' some watta?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Never touch the stuff! It's like the anti-butter.

====Napkin → Perducci====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Is this your oily napkin, Perducci?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' ''{sounding guilty}'' I wan't cryin' into it earlier! My tears aren't made of olive oil!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just gonna leave that one alone.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nope. Not bringing that up again.

====Shield → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't like how your back's to that kitchen door, Der Pucci. Wear this shield on your back to protect you.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' But I already got a flatbread pizza stuffed in there.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think that's gonna stop a bullet.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Fine. Shields up!
:''{Dangeresque places the shield on Perducci's back.}''

====TV Remote → Perducci====
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I don't wanna change the channel. I like this opera. It's called the Tragedy of Mrs. Dash.

===Phone===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's one of them fancy cordless phones.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' IT'S LIKE LIVING IN THE FUTURE!!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You phony! You're not a real crooked cop! HANG UP your badge!
====Get/Use====
:''{Before fourth assassination attempt}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Don't take it off the hook! I'm expecting an important call later.
:''{When ringing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should screen your calls for security reasons. And possible free weekend getaways. ''{He picks up the phone}'' Who is this and why are you trying to murder Perducci through the phone?
:''{In outer space, an orbiting satellite that says "Experimento" receives a signal and drops straight down. Dangeresque moves out of the way.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you hear that?
:''{The phone in Dangeresque's pocket lets out a signal. A bip sounds, and The Stunt Double gets his neck broken by a falling Experimento satellite.}''
:'''THE STUNT DOUBLE:''' Ow.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Huh. I guess that was the 4th attempt? Oh well, let's eat!
:''{Game over}''

====Anything → Phone====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Loopto rodoopto!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' What the crap was that?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dunno. Thought it sounded better than another "you can't use that with this".

====Banana → Phone====
:''{Before fourth attempt}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Hey! Don't mess with that! I'm expecting an important call later.
:{{short hr}}
:''{During fourth attempt}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Maybe if I swap em real quick, I can get the phone without answering it. ''{swaps phone with banana}'' It worked!

====TV Remote → Phone====
:''{Before fourth attempt}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think it remotely controls that.
:{{short hr}}
:''{During fourth attempt}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Swappin out the phone is a good idea, but this remote's the wrong shape.

===Photos===
====Look====
:''{Dangeresque looks at a billboard with four postcards on it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These must be the places around the world where Perducci has his evil lair timeshares.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Coches Mountains}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I've got some flex weeks left in the Coches if you're interested. I hate that place.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Eastern Balustenich}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That's where I keep the Perducci jet in a super secret bunker. So secret, that last time I went there I couldn't find it. Had to borrow a jetpack from that creep Stingy Relenque just to get home.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Lobasho}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Lobasho used to be my favorite. But the lake's gotten so full of "former associates" that it's starting to stank.
:{{short hr}}
:''{St. Pod}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Ah, St. Pod. The place I was made a made man, man. And then double crossed my partners and had them all wiped out. Good times. Good times.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey photos! Where were YOU the night Perducci was attempted murdered?!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Um. They were right there. On m'wall.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Pretty convenient alibi if you ask me.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach em. Not much to do 'cept give em a good LOOK.

====Anything → Photos====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nah. I'm good.

===Rusty Shield===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thing looks legit.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That thing won't shield you from the law OR the crime, statue!
====Get/Use====
:''{Before being oiled}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Seems like it could swivel, but it's rusted in place.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being oiled}''
:''{Dangeresque rotates the shield.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I turned the shield a li'l bit.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Dangeresque rotates the shield.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I turned it back.

====Anything → Rusty Shield====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to get shielded.

====Glass → Rusty Shield====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That'll prolly just make it MORE rusted in place.

====Napkin → Rusty Shield====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This is an appropriate fate for an oily rag. That has been in my pants.
:''{Dangeresque rubs the rusty shield with the oily napkin.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that loosened it. And the napkin all fell apart.

===Satellite===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Its got a little blinky clown nose thing.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who are you working for, satellite with a picture of Professor Experimento on it?! WHO?!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like a little cherry. ''{He takes it}''
====Anything → Satellite====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Why use something on it when I could just take it?

===Shield===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thing looks legit.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That thing won't shield you from the law OR the crime, statue!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque takes the shield into his inventory.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Huh, it came right off.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I use it for sleddin in the wintertime!

===Spaghetti===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a heap of pasta with meatballs for the nice invisible couple sitting here.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, 'Ghetti.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oops.
:''{Dangeresque drops a meatball on the floor. The Waitre D rushes in to clean it up. He brings a bottle of cleaner with him.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the cleaner is obtained}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No need for more meatballery.

====Anything → Spaghetti====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I postulate that I don't need to PASTAlate this item.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE!! GAVE ME A LI'L CHUCKLE!

====Glass → Spaghetti====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to make any sloppy spaghetti.

===Statue===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who's this lady?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That's the Venus de Armzipan. Goddess of cheap wine and plastic fruit.
:{{short hr}}
:'''Dangeresque:''' She's got a cornucopia fulla plastic fruit.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't even think about coming to life and murdering Perducci, ya got that?
:'''HOMESTARMERO DUPLICISHIELD:''' Don't worry, she won't.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You hidin a .22 in that cornucopia? ''{Takes a plastic banana}'' No, but you were packin this plastic banana!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After banana is taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Her horn of plenty has already plentified me. I shouldn't ask the goddess for more.
====Anything → Statue====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The goddess does not want that offering.

===Statue Hand===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Her hand's got like a holdy-hole in it now.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' DON'T EVER SAY HOLDY-HOLE AGAIN!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{to Killingyouguy}'' It's a scientific term!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I CRACKED the case.
===Get/Use===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna shake the goddess's hand.

====Anything → Statue Hand====
:''{While holding the phone}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' She's already holdin that phone!

====Banana → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the banana back in.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh wait. I just took this from you. Give it back!
:''{Dangeresque takes the banana back.}''

====Candle → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the candle in.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't hold a candle to my style!
:''{Dangeresque takes the candle back.}''

====Cellphone → Statue Hand====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here, hold this, Armzipan. It's for you.
:''{Dangeresque puts the phone in the statue.}''

====Cleaner → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the cleaner in the statue.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All hail the Goddess of lavender scented freshness! Smote those stains!
:''{Dangeresque takes the cleaner back.}''

====Dagger → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the dagger in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Why don'tcha cut you and your statue boyfriend's arms off so you'll be all ancient n' priceless?
:'''HOMESTARMERO DUPLICISHIELD:''' But I love having armpits!
:''{Dangeresque takes the dagger back.}''

====Glass → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the glass of water in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' She doesn't want water. She's high-falootin!
:''{Dangeresque takes the glass back.}''

====Napkin → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the napkin in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Gross. Looks like she just blew her nose.
:''{Dangeresque takes the napkin back.}''

====Poison Dart → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the poison dart in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Psst! Armzi! Chuck that at Perducci!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I HEARD THAT!! I HAVE EARS LIKE A... UM... LIKE A... I HAVE EARS?!
:''{Dangeresque takes the dart back.}''

====Shield → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the shield in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Use this to look at Perducci's reflection so you don't get turned to stone.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That was just a rumor! I swear, I turned one pizza delivery guy to stone in college and it follows me the rest of my life!

====TV Remote → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the remote in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here you go, Armzipan. You can decide what to watch.
:''{A Blubb-O's commerical comes on the TV. The raccoon from Roomisode 2 is eating a burger.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! The Raccoonolith hit the big time!
:''{Dangeresque takes the remote back. The TV switches back to opera.}''

====After All Objects Have Been Placed====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I've put enough unnecessary stuff in her hand.

===Statue Guy===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What kinda ancient soldier used two shields and no sword?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' He's Homestarmero Duplicishield. The patron saint of overprotectiveness.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't try anything funny, Shieldym'n!
====Get/Use====

====Anything → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use that with ol' Overprotecto.

====Banana → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{holding banana like a gun}'' Drop that shield, Homestarmero!
:'''HOMESTARMERO DUPLICISHIELD:''' But I need it for disc golf!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' WAAAH!

====Dagger → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You think that shield can withstand my blades of of flippins?
:''{Dangeresque flips the dagger in the air and drops it back into his pants.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THATwasacloseone!

====Phone → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't give him the phone. His hands aren't like, holdy hands, know'msayin?

====Poison Dart → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' As much as I'd love to be able to poison a statue, I can probably find something more important to use this for.

====Shield → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One shield is enough for Saint Undabite over here.

====TV Remote → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I'm all for morbid curiosity. Lemme guess what you'd want to watch, statue guy.
:''{Dangeresque clicks the remote. The channel changes.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' 14 hours of stock footage of a rutabaga. Yeah... sounds about right.
:''{He clicks it back.}''

===Terminal===
====Look====
:''{When turned off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the computer the waiter uses to put in orders. It's shut down right now.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When turned on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the computer the waiter uses to put in orders. It's showing the current orders now.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Stop MONITORING me or I'll COMPUTE your sentence!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THAT ONE WAS A STRETCH!!
====Get/Use====
:''{Before activation}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's shut down and I dunno how to turn it on.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After activation}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's asking me to enter my WaiterID. Dunno what that mess is.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After WaiterID is acquired}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Enter your WaiterID? Ooh! I'll put in ILKO418.
:''{The screen shows three tables. One table has Flatghetti and the other has Tallturkey. Dangeresque can drag and drop the orders to rearrange.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 1 and the Tallturkey is at Table 2, the Waitre D will come in, walking behind Perducci. The sniper has a clear line of fire over the empty plate and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will splatter ketchup all over Perducci's table.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 1 and the Tallturkey is at Table 3, the Waitre D will come in, walking behind Perducci. The sniper has a clear line of fire and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will run back to the kitchen in fright.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 2 and the Tallturkey is at Table 1, the Waitre D will come in placing the orders. The laser sight will pass over the empty plate and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will splatter ketchup all over Perducci's table.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 2 and the Tallturkey is at Table 3, the Waitre D will pass in front of Perducci with the Tallturkey. The Tallturkey will block the sniper's line of fire, blasting the turkey. The Waitre D will run back to the kitchen in fright.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That is now the fourteenth time turkey has saved my life.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't doubt it.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' All right, Dangeresque. We're down to the last attempt.
:''{The phone immediately begins to ring.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 3 and the Tallturkey is at Table 1, the Waitre D will come in, walking behind Perducci. The sniper has a clear line of fire and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will run back to the kitchen in fright.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 3 and the Tallturkey is at Table 2, the Waitre D will pass in front of Perducci with the Flatghetti. The laser sight will pass over the spaghetti and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will splatter ketchup all over Perducci's table.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After failing the puzzle three times}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Perhaps I can properly position these plates to protect portly Perducci.
====Anything → Terminal====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help now or quite possibly ever!
====Remote → Terminal====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Guess this remote doesn't work with that screen.

===TV===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, you watchin "Woman Silently Screaming and Waving Hand 4"?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That's called an opera you unrefined slob! It's muted cause her singing would prolly shatter all the glass in here!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Screamy Lady, can you change yourself to the Clarks game? Or maybe the Ola Toya fight?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach it. Maybe there's a remote somewhere.
====Anything → TV====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't devise how that could be televised.
====TV Remote → TV====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's crank it, opera lady!
:''{Dangeresque turns the volume up. The TV warbles. The glass in the room shatters.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dang! Opera lady's got pipes!
:{{short hr}}
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Not again. I don't wanna lose any more glassware!

===TV Remote===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's a remote control in there.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You don't have a remote chance of controlling me!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm takin this remote. There's no telling what it might control.
:''{Takes remote into inventory}''

===Wine Casks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nothing says "this restaurant is in an old strip mall" like fake wine barrels on the wall. One of em's missing a cork. That's a serious security flaw right there.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I only ate the one!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your cask is grask!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should prolly plug that middle one somehow. Just a sniper hole waiting to happen, y'ask me.
====Anything → Wine Casks====
:''{When corked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already blechted up.
====Banana → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Mebbe this'll block it up.
:''{The banana drops out. Homestar's eye is now visible.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's too slippery. Might need something that'll stick better.
====Candle → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I better plug this hole. Who knows what the laundromat next door might be plotting.
:''{The hole in the cask is now plugged with the wax candle.}''
====Dagger → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Mebbe this'll block it up.
:''{Homestar's eye peeks in through the corkhole. A blowpipe sticks out. Dangeresque ducks and Perducci gets shot in the neck.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' GAAAAAH!!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' POISONED??!!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The ol' poison tipped blow dart through the fake wine cask on the wall trick. I should have known!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUY!!
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
====Glass → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' PSSHH! There. I filled up the glass with invisible wine from that fake barrel. That was a useful thing I just did.
====Napkin → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I could cram the napkin in this hole but that wouldn't stop a would-be assassin. Unless they're like an ant.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Don't write ants off entirely! They hate me on account of I never leave crumbs at picnics!
====Shield → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This is a little big for sealing up a tiny hole.

===Wine Glass===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a real like glass glass type glass glass. Glass.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' STOP SAYING GLASS!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're gonna be WINE-in' when I put you behind bars, pinot noirs!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't get it. It's like all sculptured into her hand.
====Anything → Wine Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't give her this. She's already holdin that wine glass.
====Dagger → Wine Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't cut the wine glass out of her hand. Maybe there's another way to remove it.

===Using Inventory Items Together===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This ain't no crafting game! This is a "Use Items on Stuff in Scene" Game!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You try combining inventory items in your pants!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! Shieldnana? Who wants a shieldnana?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' My Nana Perducci could use one. She's been shot 27 times!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You shut up!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City has a strict No Combining Items law. It's one of the few I actually follow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! You found the one item combination that actually works! Or I'm lying and you're a terrible listener.

====If Dangeresque Talked to Every Inanimate Object====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Even when the powder keg's inside the pressure cooker, Dangeresque still makes time to talk to all inanimate objects!

====If Dangeresque Used the Banana All Three Times====
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I sense that all bananas have been waggled.

====If Dangeresque Used the Remote All Five Times====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I watched all the available progrumming.

==Game Overs==
:But in actuality...
:{{short hr}}
:Ctrl+Z
:{{short hr}}
:Folding space-time...
:{{short hr}}
:Meanwhile, in a better player's game...
:{{short hr}}
:+3 Plot Armor...
:{{short hr}}
:Is this one o' those time-loop games?
:''{If failing the third attempt multiple times}''
:No bonus point here. Look elsewheres.

==Epilogue==
:''{Fade into Dangeresque's office.}''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Dangeresque?! Are you still there? I'm comin in! For real this time!
:''{Shuffling sounds}''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' You?! What are you doing here? ''{beating up sounds}'' OW! OOF! KIDNEYS!!
:''{Dangeresque Too enters with a hovering spin kick.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' THE PIPES ARE BROKEN!!
:''{He turns around and closes the door.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Dangeresque? I'm here to perform some routine post-game bonus content. ''{Looks at the broken window}'' Looks like he gonna had to jump.

===Boombox===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh! Hidden jamz! ''{He starts a track and dances in place.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{rapping}'' Hub-Bump. Bump-Hub. Hub-bump. Bump-hub. ''{rap continues}''

:Hub-Bump a-to the front, Bump-Hub to the back!
:Open up the hood so we can attack
:The automotive issues at hand.
:Renaldo, he's the rapping man!

:What's all the hub-bub about a couple hub caps?
:Renaldo, he's the man who raps!
:Hub-Bump to the front, Bump Hub to the back!
:Open up the hood so we can take a crack
:At defusing that deadly baermb,
:Cause if we don't, then we bought the faerm!
:That's right, we're gonna blow ourselves up tonight.

:Hub-bump a-to the front, Bump-Hub to the back!
:Open up the hood so we can attack
:The automotive issues at hand.
:Renaldo, I'm the rapping man!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Bring that beat back! Bring that beat back!

===Chair===
:''{Dangeresque Too spins in the chair. A trading card comes flying out.}''

===Dangeresque Too===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{spin kick}'' The pipes are broken!
:''{If Dangeresque Too is next to the ''ENDED'' text, ashtray, or the phone, he will kick it away. He will also kick the chair around and kick the open desk drawer closed.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque Too is standing on the broken glass near the window, his foot will catch the blind cord and get tangled upside-down in it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The blood is rushing to my head. Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out.
:''{Fade out. Return to title screen.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{when the text, ashtray, phone, and chair have all been kicked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Looks like all the pipes have been broken.

===Desque===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' My bread is brown!
:''{He slams his head on it. The drawer opens}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Is that a good cop thing to say?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Misleading the witness!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I ate the last brownie!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Dial M for Rated M for Mature!

===Files===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh HEY, Filene. What's been up? ''{impersonating Filene}'' Oh, Dangeresque Deux! We cannot let Dangeresque know about our private love affair! ''{normal}'' Don't worry. I'll guard that secret with my LIFE. Or should I say, with my FILE! Get it? Cause, like, the same letters? ''{Filene}'' Oui. I get it. Here's ze files.
:''{drawer opens}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Perducci's Cocktail Menu is shown with four drinks.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' A cocktail menu from Perducci's? Dangeresque Too never touches the stuff! But I do remember all their little radio jingles.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Coches Twist}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{singing}'' That's why you need a twist! Twist of the Coches! That's not a wood shaving. I think it's an orange peel.
:{{short hr}}
:''{St. Pod Craunch}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{singing}'' You won't develop a paunch, from a St. Pod Craunch. It's the low-calorie poisoned drink!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Lobasho Slash}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{singing}'' There's just a little splash (of lake water) in a Lobasho Slash! There's also an entire steak knife!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Balustenich Fizzle}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{singing}'' When the summer heat begins to sizzle, you're gonna need a fizzle. And Balustenich is best!

===Game Box===
:''{Box art for Rig Rug is shown.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's the home console version of Rig Rug! Help Hanyman Jorge renovate vintage homes by tearing up rugs before the evil General Contractor-Bot blands things up with beige paint and wall to wall carpeting. Now with 30% less raids by the Feds!

===Lamp===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I say there, Lampstrosity, do you know the times?

===Mugshots===
:''{Three mugshots are shown. Rackingyougal is Strong Mad with a wig an a sticky note over his eye showing a pirate eyepatch. She is "At Large". Wantingthisguy is Strong Mad with a sticky note that looks like a fedora on his head and a massive sticky note showing pointy teeth and a forked tongue. He is "Deceased". Tapingthislad is Strong Mad with duct tape on his head, patching his arm, and covering his mouth. He is "Missing".}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lookit this family of felons! A real rogue's ''{pronounced roh-goos}'' gallery.

===Safe===
:''{The safe opens. A Boombox is inside.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Open up, 73!

===Trading Card===
:''{It's a Clarks Rif Simken card. He plays seventh base.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That Rif Simken was a real homestar runner for the Clarks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I remember that champeenship season in '92. Riff had 16 full hitters, 12 resists, and 37 MRI's!

===Exit to Title===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I guess my guesswork here is done here. Where I am here. In this office. I guess.
:''{Dangeresque Too leaves. Fade out.}''

{{Dangeresque|cat=Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Star Wars

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 08 Sep 2023 21:12:18 GMT

68.37.43.131: I probably shouldn't admit that I used to be an avid Star Wars Expanded Universe reader. Some of that old school pre-prequel stuff was pretty wild.

[[Image:Darth Vader.PNG|thumb|The dark side of the Force]]
{{bland}}
Iconic science-fiction space opera series '''''{{w|Star Wars}}''''' has been referenced in [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]].

== References ==
[[Image:Municipality Logo.PNG|thumb|The dark side of Free Country, USA]]
*[[Character Cards]] {{--}} The hooded, glowing-eyed [[Unguraits]] resemble {{w|Jawas}}.
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] {{--}} [[OldHR:gallery2/hair087.GIF|"Padawan dork"]] refers to the traditional hairstyle {{--}} a short cut with a single long, tight braid behind the ear {{--}} of a padawan, a {{w|Jedi}} in training.
*[[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] {{--}} The [[page title]] for when the board was overloaded was "There's Too Many of Them!!!", a quote from ''{{w|Return of the Jedi}}'' uttered by a pilot realizing the fleet has flown into a trap.
*Email [[Greeting Cards]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]]'s card for web cartoonists reads, "Thinking of you...And how terrible your stupid Star Wars spoofs are."
*Email [[video games]] ([[video games#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) {{--}} [[Matt Chapman]] compares the vector look of [[StrongBadZone]] to the 1983 arcade game ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars (1983 video game)|Star Wars]]''.
*Email [[for kids]] ([[for kids#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) {{--}} [[Jonathan Howe]] remarks that "the new ''Star Wars'' episodes [are] not suitable for children," referring to the then-recently released ''{{w|Episode III – Revenge of the Sith}}'' earning a {{w|Motion Picture Association film rating system|PG-13 rating}}, compared to the PG rating of all previous ''Star Wars'' movies.
*[[Biz Cas Fri 2]] {{--}} The shareholders' mug has a picture of [[Mike Chapman]] as a child dressed as {{w|Luke Skywalker}}, holding an oversized [[Marvel]] {{w|Star Wars comics#Marvel (1977–1987)|''Star Wars'' comic}}.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} [[Homestar Runner]] [[What are you supposed to be?|mistakenly assumes]] that [[Bubs]] is dressed as {{w|Lando Calrissian}} (as portrayed by [[Billy Dee Williams]]).
*Email [[myths and legends]] {{--}} One of the fence drawings is a {{w|TIE fighter}}.
*[[The Municipality]]'s logo resembles a stylized depiction of {{w|Darth Vader}}'s mask.
*Email [[what i want]] {{--}}
**Strong Bad asks the sender, Talon Jendro, if George Lucas came up with his name. He stylizes the name as Ta'lon J'en-dr'o, referencing how apostrophes and hyphens are commonly used in ''Star Wars'' names (e.g. the {{w|Twi'lek}} species, the character {{w|Obi-Wan Kenobi}}) to give them an "alien" feeling.
**He also suggests that J'en-dr'o came from a "computer-generated planet", in reference to the abundance of CGI effects in the {{w|Changes in Star Wars re-releases|Special Editions}} and {{w|Star Wars prequel trilogy|prequel trilogy}} of ''Star Wars''.
*Email [[the movies]] ([[the movies#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) {{--}} Homestar and Mike mention the [[ASCII]] [http://www.asciimation.co.nz/asciimation/index.html re-creation of the original ''Star Wars''].
*Email [[Accent]] {{--}} Strong Bad's "mesa" joke is a reference to the distinctive speech patterns of {{w|Jar Jar Binks}}, who would say "meesa" rather than "I am".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)|Using the glowstick on the katana]] causes Strong Bad to say, "Glowing swords used to be cool, until ''someone'' ruined my childhood."
**The "glowing sword" refers to {{w|lightsaber}}s.
**The mixed reception of the ''Star Wars'' Special Edition and prequel trilogy releases in the 90s and 00s led to outspoken negative reactions from {{w|Star Wars fandom|some fans}}, many of whom blamed [[George Lucas]] in particular. A common hyperbolic phrase from fans was that Lucas had "ruined their childhood", as they had become fans of the {{w|Star Wars original trilogy|original trilogy}} as children.
*[[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013]] {{--}} Strong Bad talks about fans wearing costumes of {{w|Jango Fett}}, {{w|Boba Fett}} and {{w|Princess Leia}}, and Homestar references [[Wookieepedia:Lobot|Lobot]], all characters of the Star Wars franchise.
*[[Fan Costumes 2015]] {{--}} Strong Bad references how one fan is accompanied by someone dressed as an X-Wing pilot, using one of Luke Skywalker's lines from the Death Star battle scene.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] {{--}} Homestar waves his glowing bat around and imitates the distinctive lightsaber sound effects.
*[[PAX East - 8 Apr 2018#Star Wars: Mechanics of the Force|PAX East - 8 Apr 2018]] {{--}} Matt shares a {{w|machinima}} fan film he made in ''{{w|Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II}}'', titled ''[https://tacc.massassi.net/levels/description.php?id=29 Star Wars: Mechanics of the Force]''.
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad, [[I really like your costume|imitating Homestar's usual costume compliments]], compares [[Homsar]]'s costume to {{w|BB-8}} after having been run over by a [[Wookieepedia:Sandcrawler|sandcrawler]].
*{{postref|1207521722498461698|18|Dec|2019}} {{--}} In response to a fan editing a Star Wars poster featuring Coach Z and Marzipan, Strong Bad posts that his new favorite expanded universe character is Trade Embargo from Lankosh T'wive, who saved [his] life at the Battle of C'Baoth's Abs. Joruus C'Baoth was a rogue Jedi clone from the Star Wars novel ''Heir to the Empire'' written by Timothy Zahn.

== See Also ==
*[[George Lucas]]
*[[LucasArts]]
*[[Star Trek]]
*[[Disney]]

[[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Portmanteaus

68.37.43.131 — Mon, 04 Sep 2023 01:58:10 GMT

68.37.43.131: The -lith suffix refers to a stone. The Raccoonolith is big, but he's not a type of rock.

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

When made by Strong Bad, they are often preceded by the two words which they comprise. (e.g. "[[underlings|your smelly underling, or smunderling]]", or "[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw|the craw object, or crawbject]]")

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmanteaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Spoken by !! Appears In
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===A===
|-
| Aboth
| Alike and both
|
| [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]]
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
|
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and a little
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
|
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[Strong Sad]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Analogawesome
| Analog and awesome
|
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
|
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|-
| Aslumber
| Asleep and slumber
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===B===
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[Strong Bad]]; [[Limozeen]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Barninating
| Barn and Burninating
| [[Strong Bad]]
| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar|23}}
|-
| Begends
| Begins and ends
|
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
|
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Betaflop-D
| [[wikipedia:Betamax|Betamax]], [[floppy disk]], and [[wikipedia:D-VHS|D-VHS]]
|
| [[too cool]]
|-
| Bis-borscht
| Bismol and borscht
|
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
|
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Silent Rip]]
| [[Shopping For Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Laserdisc]]
|
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Stinkoman]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
|
| [[studying]], [[diorama]], [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
|
| [[space program]]
|-
| [[Brainkrieg]]
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
|
| [[death metal]], [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Hooked on Decemberween]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
|
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
|
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Cheerleader]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
|
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broach
| Broil and poach
|
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Homestar Runner]]; [[Bubs]]
| [[Ever and More]]
|-
| Bubbleties
| Bubble and subtleties
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[Homestarmecium]]
| [[high school]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| Singers
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubslegum
| Bubs and bubblegum
|
| [[Bubslegum Comics]]
|-
| Bubsmfort
| Bubs and [[wikipedia:Choice Hotels|Comfort]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Fan Costumes 2017]]
|-
| Bubsmfortable
| Bubs and comfortable
| [[Bubs]]
| [[Fan Costumes 2017]]
|-
| Bubsmoeba
| Bubs and [[Wikipedia:Amoeba Music|Amoeba]]
|
| [[Record Store Day]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and business
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| narrator
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[dragon]]
|-
| Butt-patented
| [[Butt-patting|Butt-pat]] and patented
| [[Coach Z]]
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Buychase
| Buy and purchase
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===C===
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[road trip]], [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Canady canes
| Canada and candy canes
|
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
|
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
|
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Charmisma
| Charm and charisma
|
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
|
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
|
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| CG-ow
| [[wikipedia:CGI|CGI]] and [[Preeeeow]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[sbemail 206]]
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
|
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[Larry Palaroncini]]
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatsa
| Cheat and pizza
| [[Homestar Runner]]; [[The Cheat]]
| [[mile]], [[pizza joint]], [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad|PBTC Strong Bad]]
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Cheatviathan
| Cheat and Leviathan
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Really Cool Boat]]
|-
| Cheeseburgwich
| Cheeseburger and sandwich
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and cardiac
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Cinemagic
| Cinema and magic
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Coach Zibblies
| [[Coach Z]] and [[Jibblies]]
|
| [[Fan Costumes 2016]]
|-
| Colden
| Cold and golden
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and cannibalism
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and cognac
|
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Compé-per
| Compé and paper
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Compocktment
| Compartment and pocket
|
| [[sbemail 206]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Bubs]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
|
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
|
| [[from work]], [[imaginary]]
|-
| Cosplaydinaire
| Cosplayer and extraordinaire
|
| [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
|
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[So and So]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and sabotage
|
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
|
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[Strong Sad]]
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Craptain
| Crap and captain
| [[Coach Z]]
| [[high school]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
|
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Crudule
| Crud and nodule
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Gunhaver]]
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===D===
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
|
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
|
| [[A Death Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| [[Dadgeresque]]
| Dad and [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Dan't
| Don't and can't
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| [[garage sale]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Coach Z]]
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
|
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
|
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] (first mention), ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
|
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Deckic
| Deck and epic
|
| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
|
| [[business trip]]
|-
| [[Baron Darin Diamonocle|Diamonocle]]
| Diabolical and monocle
| [[Coach Z]]; [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
|
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Double deuce-blemint
| [[Double Deuce]] and {{w|Doublemint}}
|
| [[2 emails]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
|
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
|
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
|
| [[Email]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===E===
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and email
|
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
|
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
|
| [[what i want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
|
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[what i want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[Senor Cardgage]]; [[Strong Sad]]
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Exqueptional
| Exquisite and exceptional
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===F===
|-
| Facewich
| Face and sandwich
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]]
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
|
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fangoriously
| Fang and gloriously
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[kid's book]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and first
| Announcer
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flatghetti
| Flat and Spaghetti
| [[Perducci's]]
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[The Homestar Runner]]
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[Senor Cardgage]]; [[Strong Bad]]
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
|
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===G===
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
|
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Garglemesh
| Gargle and [[Wikipedia:Gilgamesh|Gilgamesh]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[the paper]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gazemazing
| Gaze and amazing
| [[Bubs]]
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and ladies
|
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[Strong Sad]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and scientist
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Good Graphicketeers
| [[Good Graphics]] and musketeers
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Grampson
| Gramps and grandson
|
| FBI warning for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
|
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Gregapixel
| [[Greg]] and megapixel
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Fan Costumes 2017]]
|-
| Gright
| Great and bright
|
| [[Death Defying Entertainment]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
|
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grizzlysharkasaurusbot
| [[Bear Holding a Shark|Grizzly, shark]], [[Dinosaurs|-saurus]], and [[robot]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Grodalated
| Grody and mutilated
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Cheerleader]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Cheerleader]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| [[Groupulon 5]]
| Groupie and [[wikipedia:Babylon 5|Babylon 5]]
|
| [[best thing]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
|
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
|
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gutterances
| Guttural and utterances
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
|
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===H===
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Head-chunkularly
| Head chunk and spectacularly
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]], [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] (Commentary), [[Flash is Dead!]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[Strongbadiophage]]
| [[high school]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
|
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[Homestar Runner]]; [[Strong Bad]]
| [[army]]; [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsartifact
| [[Homsar]] and artifact
|
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| Homsar and solo
|
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===I===
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[Senor Cardgage]]; [[Strong Bad]]
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
|
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Infotainment
| Information and entertainment
|
| [[Date Nite]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued/Intriguing and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[Senor Cardgage]]; [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[concert]]; [[Halloween Hide & Seek]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
|
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[Strong Bad]]; [[Jibblies Painting]]
| [[local news]]; [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, disregard and regardless
|
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Cheerleader]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===J===
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
|
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Homsar]]; [[Strong Sad]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===K===
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[portrait]]
|-
| [[Kickcheater]]
| [[wikipedia:Kickstarter|Kickstarter]] and [[Kicking The Cheat]]
|
| [[sbemail 206]]
|-
| [[Super Kingio Bros.|Kingio]]
| [[The King of Town|King]] and [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]]
|
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Kuwaiting
| [[wikipedia:Kuwait|Kuwait]] and waiting
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===L===
|-
| Leomardbury Chauceinterviews
| [[Lem Sportsinterviews|Leomard "Lem" Sportsinterviews]], [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] and [[Wikipedia:The Canterbury Tales|The Canterbury Tales]]
|
| [[Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014]]
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and general
| Announcer
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
|
| [[Limozeen vs. sloshy]]
|-
| Loadink
| Loading and ink
|
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
|
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
|
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Longipops
| Long and lollipops
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Coach Z]]
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===M===
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Marshie]]; [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Malloween Commercial]], [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| Mallvies
| Mall and movies
| [[Senor Cardgage]]; [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[Strong Mad]]
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marshiepan
| [[Marshie]] and [[Marzipan]]
| [[Marshie]]
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]]
|-
| Marzipants
| Marzipan and pants
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Bubs]]
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Marzipan]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Matt's Communications
| [[Matt]] and [[Wikipedia:Mass communication|Mass Communications]]
|
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
|
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]]
| [[The King of Town]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| McSwobert
| McSwain and Robert
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[videography]]
|-
| [[Melonade]]
| Melon and lemonade
|
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] (first mention), ''see [[Melonade]]''
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
|
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
|
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Mikezipan
| [[Mike]] and Marzipan
|
| [[Halloween Safety]]
|-
| MimeogWrath
| [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph|Mimeograph]] and wrath
| [[Narrator Strong Bad]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Mojipan
| Squintmoji and Marzipan
|
| [[Squintmojis]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Mollybdenum
| Molly and [[wikipedia:molybdenum|molybdenum]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
|
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Morgue-tuary
| Morgue and mortuary
|
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
|
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
|
| [[high school]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===N===
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and [[Wikipedia:Popular Science|Popular Science]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[what i want]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===O===
|-
| Okratinis
| Okra and martinis
|
| [[senior prom]]

|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[hremail 3184]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===P===
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
|
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Peli-luncheon
| Pelican and luncheon
|
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and lemonade
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
|
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Point-and-Clickture
| {{w|Point-and-click adventure}}
|
| [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Soundtrack]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, tease and -alate
| [[Larry Palaroncini]]
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam and -alate
| [[Coach Z]]; Old-Timey singers; [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Popstinkle Stand
| popsicle stand and stink
|
| [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
|
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Prancibald
| Prance and Archibald
| [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]
| [[flashback]]
|-
| Pretendicitis
| Pretend and appendicitis
| [[Strong Sad]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Sad]]; [[Strong Bad]]; [[Bubs]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[Strong Bad]]; [[The King of Town]]
| [[Fan Costume Commentary]], [[extra plug]]
|-
| Pseudoname
| Pseudonym and name
| [[Strong Bad]]; [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[secret identity]]
|-
| Pukevalanche
| Puke and avalanche
| [[Strong Sad]]
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
|
| [[mini-golf]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===Q===
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===R===
|-
| Raccoonolith
| Raccoon and Monolith
| [[Dangeresque (character|Dangeresque]]
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and bodacious
|
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Ramshankle
| Ramshackle and shank
| [[Subtlefuge]]
| [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
|
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and imaginary
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[Bubs]]
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| Announcer
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and rendezvous
| [[Strong Bad]]; [[Larry Palaroncini]]
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
|
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===S===
|-
| Sad Sachary Taylor
| "Sad Sack" and {{w|Zachary Taylor}}
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
| Scram and vamoose
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
| [[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
| [[Senor Cardgage]]; [[Bubs]]
| [[Senorial Day]]
|-
| Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Strong Sad]]; [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
|
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Six-thrixty
| Six, three, and sixty
|
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
|
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Snowhere
| Snow and nowhere
| [[Gunhaver]]
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Snowldiers
| Soldiers and snow
| [[Blue Laser]]
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Someteenth
| Something and sixteenth
| [[The Ugly One]]; [[Manolios Ugly One]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[unused emails]]
|-
| Sportscarster
| Sports car and sportscaster
|
| [[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
|
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Squintmoji
| Squint and emoji
|
| [[Squintmojis]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
|
| [[diorama]]
|-
| Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
|
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Stragedy
| Strategy and tragedy
|
| [[FAQ]]
|-
| Stratergery
| Strategy and surgery
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
|
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
|
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[Homestarmecium]]
| [[high school]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman]]
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]; [[8-Bit is Enough]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[Crackotage]]
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckcross
| Suck and {{w|Seicross}}
|
| [[army]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| narrator; [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Supermitfluous
| Superfluous and Permit
| [[Dangeresque (character|Dangeresque]]
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[lady...ing]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===T===
|-
| Tallturkey
| Tall and turkey
| [[Perducci's]]
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]]
|-
| Tapesplay
| Tape and cosplay
|
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]]
|-
| Tapestume
| Tape and costume
|
| [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]]
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram, telephone, and gramophone
| [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
| [[50 emails]] (Easter egg) (first mention), ''see [[Old-Timey Strong Bad's Telegramophone]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Narrator Strong Bad]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Narrator Strong Bad]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
|
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[So and So]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Thy Dungeonmusk
| [[Thy Dungeonman]] and musk
|
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[Crackotage]]
| [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour bus and Limozeen
|
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trajesty
| Tragedy and majesty
| [[Strong Bad]]
| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar|23}}
|-
| Trembalo
| Tremble and tremolo
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[guitar]]
|-
| Trench-hoodie
| Trenchcoat and hoodie
|
| [[sbemail 206]]
|-
| Triungulate
| Triangulate and triumvirate
|
| [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
|
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|Weekly Fanstuff 2006]], [[Fan Costumes '09]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
|
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogfamily
| Trogdor and family
|
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Trogventure
| Trogdor and adventure
|
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
|
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Larry Palaroncini]]
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]; [[Limozeen Live (practice)]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
|
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===U===
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| Undisclothed
| Undisclosed and unclothed
| [[Strong Bad]]
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===V===
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Cheerleader]]; [[What's Her Face]]; [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
|
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[Stinkoman]]
| [[trading cards]]
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===W===
|-
| Waitre D
| waiter and maître d
|
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]]
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| narrator; [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
|
| [[Yearbook Character Page]] (first mention), ''see [[Why Come]]''
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |

===X===
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Y===
|-
| colspan="4" style="background-color:#D0D0D0;" |
===Z===
|}

==Portmanteaus in [[Sketchbook]] Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| Homestarms
| Homestar and arms
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-09-30|30 Sep 2004]]
|-
| Homestarzigoats
| Homestar, Marzipan and goats
| [[Sketchbook 2009#SK-2009-08-07|07 Aug 2009]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in [[Weekly Fanstuff]] Captions==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]==
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

==Portmanteaus in [[@StrongBadActual]]==
{{sectionstub}}
{| class="wikitable" style="width:50%;"
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Bandgeresque
| Band and [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
| {{prs|767898844247883776|22|Aug|2016}}
|-
| Bornulon
| [[wikipedia:Borne (novel)|Borne]] and [[Nebulon]]
|
|-
| Brudyear
| [[Li'l Brudder|Brudder]] and year
| {{prs|761065054531760128|3|Aug|2016}}
|-
| Burner-nator
| [[wikipedia:Burner (mobile application)|Burner]] and [[Trogdor|burninator]]
|
|-
| Cardbiordoscuro
| Cardboard and chiaroscuro
|
|-
|Carmsquint Freakin Mirandoji
|Carmen and squint, and, Miranda and squintmoji.
|{{prs| 909064538250719232|16|Sep|2017}}
|-
| Chubcus
| [[Draccus]] and chubby
|
|-
| Classio
| Classy and [[Casio Keyboards|Casio]]
|{{prs|901281018283425792|25|Aug|2017}}
|-
| Conclutes
| Concludes and [[Stinkoman 20X6|continute]]
|
|-
| Cross-stitchummate V's
| Cross-stitch and [[consummate V's]]
|
|-
| Embroidulate V's
| Embroider and consummate V's
|
|-
| Flask-sim
| [[Ye Flask|Flask]] and sim (short for simulator)
|
|-
| Grumblintake
| [[Grumblecake]] and intake
|
|-
| Hallowrath
| [[Halloween]] and wrath
|
|-
| Homestarchives
| Homestar and archives
|
|-
| Homesquint
| Homestar and Squintmoji
|{{prs|908791945614561282|15|Sep|2017}}
|-
| Ibu-pro-pro
| Ibuprofen and [[Ina-pro-pro]]
|
|-
|John McEnroji
|John McEnroe and squintmoji
|{{prs|908791945614561282|15|Sep|2017}}
|-
| Mojiween Squint-ouette
| [[Squintmoji Character Variations|Squintmoji]] and [[Halloween Teasers|Halloween]] [[silhouette]]
|
|-
| Nintentelldotales
| [[Nintendo]] and [[Telltale Games|Telltales]]
|
|-
| Roguelywhatev
| [[wikipedia:Roguelike|Roguelike]] and [[Words with Omitted Syllables|whatev]]
|
|-
| Squintmageddon
| Squint and armageddon
| {{prs|903335285257367552|32|Aug|2017}}
|-
| Squintoman/Stinkomoji
| Squintmoji and [[Stinkoman]]
|{{prs|904533016663478272|3|Sep|2017}}
|-
| Techrobocrosspeada
| {{w|Robotech}}, {{w|Macross}}, and {{w|Genesis Climber MOSPEADA}}
| {{prs|1444071424772165632|1|Oct|2021}}
|-
| Textroidvania
| Text and [[wikipedia:Metroidvania|Metroidvania]] (which itself is a portmanteau)
|
|-
| Thy Dungeresqueman
| [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] and Dangeresque
|
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 01 Sep 2023 23:32:30 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Gameplay */ Removing section stubs is a double-negative. I'm adding whole new body parts and creating gross monstrosities!

[[File:roomisode 2 title screen.png|200px|thumb|Roomisode, too?]]
'''Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom''' is the direct sequel to [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]], taking place immediately after its ending scene. Unlike its standalone prequel, Roomisode 2 was only released as part of the [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] game bundle.

Like the first game, it is structured as a [[Videlectrix]] {{w|graphic adventure game}} in the style of those produced by [[LucasArts]] and [[Sierra|Sierra Entertainment]]. The player takes control of both [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Renaldo]], attempting to disarm a bomb in the [[Gremlin|Dangecaresque]]. Screenshots and other production information have been shared to the [[@StrongBadActual|@StrongBadActual Twitter]] and [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]] pages. Prior to its release, [[Strong Bad]] jokingly described the game as more of an "intersectionisode" than a "roomisode".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''

*{{Film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{Film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*Silhouetted figure that resembles [[Homeschool Winner]]
*Racoonolith
*Unnamed Motorist
*{{Film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]] and an Electrician

'''Date:''' Friday, August 11, 2023; first revealed October 5, 2017

==Gameplay==
{{see|Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Responses}}
''The Intersection of Doom & Boom'' is a {{w|Adventure game#Point-and-click adventure games|point-and-click adventure game}}. The player controls Dangeresque in the street intersection and Renaldo inside the Dangecaresque, and can interact with people and items by choosing to look at, manipulate, or talk to them. Dangeresque and Renaldo narrate the actions they take, for [[Fourth Wall Breaks|the benefit of the player]]. Puzzles frequently require completing several steps in sequence or combining multiple items.

===Winning the game===
{{seemain|Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Walkthrough}}
To win the game, Dangeresque must defuse the bomb hidden in the engine of Dangecaresque. To do that, he must:
*Open the hood of the car.
*Calm down a panicking Renaldo.
*Stop traffic in the road to gain access to the maintenance hole in the street.
*Retrieve the Quickstart Guide from the sewer.
*Use the instructions on the guide to defuse the bomb.

===Losing the game===
[[File:Instagram Mondurday.jpg|thumb|Dangersque and Renaldo's smoldering remains, shown in the "Game Over" screen.]]
*Walk into the street five times before stopping the green car.
*Try to Get/Use the bomb.
*Try to short out the bomb before cutting the wires.
*Cut the wires in an incorrect order.
*After cutting the first wire, fail to defuse the bomb quickly enough.

== Development ==
[[File:TwitterBeardoStrongSad.jpg|thumb|"Beardo subterranean Strong Sad", an earlier iteration of his electrician role]]
A second roomisode was noncommittally hinted at in [[Videlectrix#April 24, 2009-present|the April 24, 2009 Videlectrix website post]]. Soon after, [[homestarrunner.com]] went on an extended [[hiatus]]; no further updates were posted to the Videlectrix site.

On October 5, 2017, [[Strong Bad]] posted [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#916124616200019968|an animated scene]] from Roomisode 2 to [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]; the post was discussing Roomisode 1 and did not acknowledge this scene was from a different game. On September 23, 2018, in the wake of [[Telltale Games]]' closure, Strong Bad joined former TTG employees in reminiscing about working on [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]. As the conversation turned to [https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/telltale-and-videlectrix Videlectrix's feud with Telltale] that lead to the release of Roomisode 1, a potential sequel was again mentioned. Strong Bad replied with [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1043936012722933761|a brief description]] of the game, including the same animation from earlier. Later that day, he posted a [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1043954507976192007|Twitter thread]] revealing more information about the game, including responses and graphics {{--}} Renaldo's presence as a secondary playable character was shared, as well as an underground scene featuring a bearded [[Strong Sad]]; the game's goal of defusing a bomb inside the Dangecaresque was also revealed. At this point, the game was still being referred to in past tense as a "never-finished" project.

In 2023, the game was revisited again on social media {{--}} though now the game was more actively referred to as "upcoming". Posts were made using the {{@|#|screenshotsaturday}} hashtag common among indie game developers, though as they were posted on differing days of the week many used humorous tags like "#ScreenshotMondurday" or "#ScreenshotThursdurday". Rather than a solo release, the game was officially announced as part of [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]], alongside an expanded {{prs|1460389521728618501|15|Nov|2021|alt=port of the first game to modern formats}} as well as {{prs|1649854745610158080|22|Apr|2023|alt=an additional third game}}.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A {{w|slow jam}} is a type of emotional or romantic song, typically taking the form of an {{w|Contemporary R&B|R&B ballad}} or downtempo {{w|Soul music|soul}} song.
*A "{{w|sniglet}}" is a term for a concept that does not have a specific word for it.
*{{w|Freon}} is a gas used in refrigerants, such as air conditioners.
*{{w|E. coli}} is a bacteria occasionally connected with {{w|foodborne illness}}.
===Remarks===
*One of Renaldo's nicknames is "The One-Man Two-Problem", a reference to [[Who Said What Now?|Coach Z's admission]] of having [[Coach Z's Problems|more than two problems]].
*Dangeresque's explanation for not repairing the busted tape by himself is that he [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|cannot wind up tape with boxing gloves]].
*Dangeresque says that his large head prevents him from wearing turtlenecks, but Strong Bad wore them in [[modeling]] and [[love poems]].
*The guy in the arcade resembles the [[rejected character]] Homeschool Winner.
*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Dangeresque says that interrogating inanimate objects isn't useful. In this game, he refers to inanimate objects as his "informants".
===Inside References===
*The car radio is [[Total]]tronics brand, the same brand as [[The Brothers Strong]]'s [[The VCR#The Older VCR|older VCR]]
*The "slow jamz" tape plays an instrumental version of [[Tenerence Love]]'s "Sweaty, Overweight Jam" from [[love poems]].
**Two other songs played on the radio are [[Characters from Yonder Website]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*A bag of fast food from [[Blubb-O's]] and a [[Melt Shake]] feature prominently in the plot. The toy is mentioned to be a Potato Nudule, one of the menu items mentioned in the [[Blubb-O's Commercial]].
*The Reesy Cup milkshake was one of the things Dangeresque had in his first movie, featured in the email [[dangeresque 3]].
*"Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] from [[modeling]]. "Thydungeonmusk" refers to [[Thy Dungeonman]], along with the obvious exit [[Dennis]].
**"Raccoonolith" and "Supermitfluous" are also portmanteaus.
*Renaldo's explanation for not adjusting the mirror is that it is perfect for dropping smoke bombs and oil slicks. Dropping oil slicks was one of the car's features in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
*The Ola Toya fight was previously mentioned in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*If Dangeresque examines the Rock Spotty Party Mix, he recites his lines from [[stunt double]], and says he forgot he was on a different case.
*Drinking the sewer water will cause Dangeresque to transform into the [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals|monstrosity]] from [[animal]]. Renaldo recites the "do you know the times?" line, and Dangeresque will answer that he did.
===Real-World References===
[[File:TwitterRoomisode2.jpg|thumb|Responses shared to [[@StrongBadActual]], some of which did not appear in the final game.]]
*In a development screenshot demonstrating a response for talking to the trash can, Strong Bad references ''[[Sesame Street]]'' characters {{w|Oscar the Grouch}} (who lives in a trash can) and {{w|Mr. Hooper}}; also alluded to is a memorable episode of the show that dealt with the death of Mr. Hooper, produced when actor {{w|Will Lee}} passed away.
*Renaldo's worry of dying on the [[terlet]] is a reference to ''{{w|Lethal Weapon 2}}'' where Roger Murtaugh gets caught up in an assassination attempt involving a pressure-sensitive bomb set under his toilet.
*Dangeresque's explanation for not throwing anything down the drain is because of "clown murder joke... balloon", referencing {{w|It (character)|Pennywise the clown}} from ''{{w|It (novel)|It}}''.
*Dangeresque sings about a "city streetlight, born and raised in south Detrite" and asks if it is one of them "streetlight people", referencing the song "{{w|Don't Stop Believin'}}" by {{w|Journey (band)|Journey}}.
*''Rig Rug'' is a parody of the Namco arcade game ''{{w|Dig Dug}}''.
** The game having the ability to call Federal Government agents is a reference to the urban legend of the arcade game ''{{w|Polybius (urban legend)|Polybius}}'' which in some telling of the story was part of a government conspiracy to control people through lights and sounds.
*If Dangeresque places the air freshener on the green car's antenna, the music that plays and the resulting drooping parodies the [[Peanuts]] special ''A Charlie Brown Christmas''.
*Dangeresque hopes that the sewers are C.H.U.D.-free since 1993. C.H.U.D. was a movie from 1984.
**C.H.U.D.s were also previously mentioned in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*One of the Game Over messages is "Undo Dog", a feature from [[Mario Paint]].

==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:TwitterRoomisode.gif|Dangeresque jumping into the trash can
File:InstagramStuntDoubleDeathTech.jpg|Doubling for Dangeresque
File:TwitterRenaldo.gif|GIF of Renaldo in the Dangecaresque
File:Twitter StrongSadConstruction.PNG|"You're talking two to three weeks just to get that approved!
</gallery>

==Social Media Posts==
*{{prs|916124616200019968|5|Oct|2017|full=1}}
*{{prs|1043936012722933761|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
*{{prs|1043954507976192007|23|Sep|2018|full=1}} (thread)
**{{prs|1043997199154188288|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
**{{prs|1044044385774686208|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
*{{prs|site=Instagram|CoVbGUVADIj|6|Feb|2023|full=1}}
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*{{prs|1649796800788692993|22|Apr|2023|full=1}}

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Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 01 Sep 2023 23:16:24 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Gameplay */ I don't like section stubs. I'm going to get rid of them.

[[File:roomisode 3 title screen.png|thumb|200px|mmmmmmmmmmmm GULP!!]]
'''Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser''' is the third chapter of [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]].

'''Cast:'''
* {{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
* {{film|King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
* {{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]], Rackingthisgal, Wantingthisguy, and Tapingyoulad
* {{film|The Cheat}} as [[Waitre D]]
* {{film| Marzipan}} as [[Sultry Buttons]]
* {{film|Homestar Runner}} as Homestarmero, Unknown Assassin 1, and [[Dangeresque Too]]
* {{film|Bubs}} as Unknown Assassin 2
* {{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Professor Experimento]] (pictured)
* {{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]]
* {{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]

'''Locations:''' [[Perducci's]], [[Smoky Office]]

'''Date:''' Friday, August 11, 2023

==Gameplay==
{{see|Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser Responses}}
''Keep My Enemies, Loser'' is a {{w|Adventure game#Point-and-click adventure games|point-and-click adventure game}}. The player moves Dangeresque through Perducci's restaurant, and can interact with people and items by choosing to look at, manipulate, or talk to them. Dangeresque narrates the actions he takes, for [[Fourth Wall Breaks|the benefit of the player]]. Puzzles frequently require completing several steps in sequence or combining multiple items.

===Winning the game===
{{seemain|Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser Walkthrough}}
Dangeresque must protect Perducci from four assassins, then make his escape from the mobster.
*Prevent [[Sultry Buttons]] from throwing a knife at Perducci.
*Prevent [[Stingy Relenque]] from blowing a poison dart at Perducci.
*Prevent [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] from blasting Perducci with a laser-scope sniper rifle.
*Prevent [[Professor Experimento]] from dropping a satellite on Perducci.
*Mix a cocktail for Perducci with an extra ingredient: poison!

===Losing the game===
*Try to Get Killingyouguy.
*Hold up Killingyouguy with the plastic banana.
*Give Perducci the "all clear" before dealing with the current assassination attempt.
*Open the door to the kitchen before properly shielding Perducci.
*Walk into the laser sight while the sniper is aiming.
*Give the waiter orders in an incorrect arrangement.
*Answer the ringing phone.
*Be holding the phone when giving Perducci the "all clear".
*Give the cocktail a name that Perducci and/or Killingyouguy does not like.
*Give Perducci the cocktail without putting the poison dart in it.

== Fun Facts ==
[[File:Twitter Jefferson Perducciplane.png|thumb|A glitched screenshot from the game's development, shared to [[@StrongBadActual]].]]
===Trivia===
*The title card first appears with the text "Keep My Enemies Closer", with a bullet hole removing the "C" as a comma is added to reveal the true title.
*Rif Simken is said to have 16 full hitters, 12 resists, and 37 MRI's.
**A "no-hitter" is a game where a pitcher plays all innings without a single batter getting on base.
**An "assist" is a soccer term.
**An MRI refers to Magnetic Resonance Imaging, which is used in brain scans. An RBI, or Runs Batted In, is how many players scored runs while the player was at bat.
===Inside References===
*Perducci has a timeshare in the [[Coches Mountains]].
*Much like in [[the chair]], a supposedly inanimate object based on Homestar Runner speaks and is brushed over.
*Dangeresque wants to watch the Ola Toya fight, mentioned in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Dangeresque also watches The Facepaint Connection, his wrestling persona from [[yes, wrestling]].
*Killingyouguy's favorite TV program is [[Doug the Dino]], which was created by his actor, [[Strong Mad]], and featured in [[the facts]].
*Talking to the kitchen door will cause Strong Bad to order a waffle using the same intonation as [[Main Page 5]].
*The WaiterID is ILKO418, referring to [[The Cheat]]'s fake ID, Ilko Skevüld, and his birthday, April 18, in [[cheatday]].
*"Dangeresque" taking a blow from Experimento's satellite looks identical to a similar stunt involving the [[Heavy Lourde]] in [[stunt double|Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1]].
*Killingyouguy [[Food Used as Phones|uses a banana as a phone]].
*If Dangeresque puts the poison dart in the Armzipan statue, Killingyouguy will overhear, but realize he [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|doesn't have ears]].
*In the epilogue, Dangeresque Too remarks that Rif Simken was a "homestar runner" for the Clarks, a reference to the origin of the body of work's name, where [[The Brothers Chaps]]' friend [[James Huggins]] described [[Mark Lemke]] as the "homestar runner for the [[Atlanta Braves|Braves]]".

===Real World References===
* The televised opera ''The Tragedy of {{w|Mrs. Dash}}'' is named after a spice mix.
*Dangeresque puts a shield in Armzipan's hand to protect her from being turned to stone, a reference to the Ancient Greek myth of Perseus and Medusa.
**The Medusa myth was also mentioned in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]].

== See Also ==
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]

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Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 01 Sep 2023 21:06:48 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Fun Facts */ Let's populate the Fun Facts a little more.

[[File:roomisode 3 title screen.png|thumb|200px|mmmmmmmmmmmm GULP!!]]
'''Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser''' is the third chapter of [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]].

'''Cast:'''
* {{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
* {{film|King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
* {{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]], Rackingthisgal, Wantingthisguy, and Tapingyoulad
* {{film|The Cheat}} as [[Waitre D]]
* {{film| Marzipan}} as [[Sultry Buttons]]
* {{film|Homestar Runner}} as Homestarmero, Unknown Assassin 1, and [[Dangeresque Too]]
* {{film|Bubs}} as Unknown Assassin 2
* {{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Professor Experimento]] (pictured)
* {{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]]
* {{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]

'''Locations:''' [[Perducci's]], [[Smoky Office]]

'''Date:''' Friday, August 11, 2023

==Gameplay==
{{see|Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser Responses}}
''Keep My Enemies, Loser'' is a {{w|Adventure game#Point-and-click adventure games|point-and-click adventure game}}. The player moves Dangeresque through Perducci's restaurant, and can interact with people and items by choosing to look at, manipulate, or talk to them. Dangeresque narrates the actions he takes, for [[Fourth Wall Breaks|the benefit of the player]]. Puzzles frequently require completing several steps in sequence or combining multiple items.

===Winning the game===
{{seemain|Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser Walkthrough}}
Dangeresque must protect Perducci from four assassins, then make his escape from the mobster.
{{sectionstub}}

===Losing the game===
*Try to Get Killingyouguy
*Hold up Killingyouguy with the plastic banana
*Give Perducci the "all clear" before dealing with the current assassination attempt
*Open the door to the kitchen before properly shielding Perducci
*Walk in front of the center table while the sniper is aiming
*Give the waiter orders in an incorrect arrangement
*Answer the ringing phone
*Be holding the phone when giving Perducci the "all clear"
*Give the cocktail a name that Perducci and/or Killingyouguy does not like
*Give Perducci the cocktail without putting the poison dart in it
{{sectionstub}}

== Fun Facts ==
[[File:Twitter Jefferson Perducciplane.png|thumb|A glitched screenshot from the game's development, shared to [[@StrongBadActual]].]]
===Trivia===
*The title card first appears with the text "Keep My Enemies Closer", with a bullet hole removing the "C" as a comma is added to reveal the true title.
*Rif Simken is said to have 16 full hitters, 12 resists, and 37 MRI's.
**A "no-hitter" is a game where a pitcher plays all innings without a single batter getting on base.
**An "assist" is a soccer term.
**An MRI refers to Magnetic Resonance Imaging, which is used in brain scans. An RBI, or Runs Batted In, is how many players scored runs while the player was at bat.
===Inside References===
*Perducci has a timeshare in the [[Coches Mountains]].
*Much like in [[the chair]], a supposedly inanimate object based on Homestar Runner speaks and is brushed over.
*Dangeresque wants to watch the Ola Toya fight, mentioned in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Dangeresque also watches The Facepaint Connection, his wrestling persona from [[yes, wrestling]].
*Killingyouguy's favorite TV program is [[Doug the Dino]], which was created by his actor, [[Strong Mad]], and featured in [[the facts]].
*Talking to the kitchen door will cause Strong Bad to order a waffle using the same intonation as [[Main Page 5]].
*The WaiterID is ILKO418, referring to [[The Cheat]]'s fake ID, Ilko Skevüld, and his birthday, April 18, in [[cheatday]].
*"Dangeresque" taking a blow from Experimento's satellite looks identical to a similar stunt involving the [[Heavy Lourde]] in [[stunt double|Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1]].
*Killingyouguy [[Food Used as Phones|uses a banana as a phone]].
*If Dangeresque puts the poison dart in the Armzipan statue, Killingyouguy will overhear, but realize he [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|doesn't have ears]].
*In the epilogue, Dangeresque Too remarks that Rif Simken was a "homestar runner" for the Clarks, a reference to the origin of the body of work's name, where [[The Brothers Chaps]]' friend [[James Huggins]] described [[Mark Lemke]] as the "homestar runner for the [[Atlanta Braves|Braves]]".

===Real World References===
* The televised opera ''The Tragedy of {{w|Mrs. Dash}}'' is named after a spice mix.
*Dangeresque puts a shield in Armzipan's hand to protect her from being turned to stone, a reference to the Ancient Greek myth of Perseus and Medusa.
**The Medusa myth was also mentioned in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]].

== See Also ==
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]

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Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom

68.37.43.131 — Fri, 01 Sep 2023 20:43:06 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Fun Facts */ Now that I've gotten the responses page sorted out, I can populate the Fun Facts section more.

[[File:roomisode 2 title screen.png|200px|thumb|Roomisode, too?]]
'''Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom''' is the direct sequel to [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]], taking place immediately after its ending scene. Unlike its standalone prequel, Roomisode 2 was only released as part of the [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] game bundle.

Like the first game, it is structured as a [[Videlectrix]] {{w|graphic adventure game}} in the style of those produced by [[LucasArts]] and [[Sierra|Sierra Entertainment]]. The player takes control of both [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Renaldo]], attempting to disarm a bomb in the [[Gremlin|Dangecaresque]]. Screenshots and other production information have been shared to the [[@StrongBadActual|@StrongBadActual Twitter]] and [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]] pages. Prior to its release, [[Strong Bad]] jokingly described the game as more of an "intersectionisode" than a "roomisode".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''

*{{Film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{Film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*Silhouetted figure that resembles [[Homeschool Winner]]
*Racoonolith
*Unnamed Motorist
*{{Film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]] and an Electrician

'''Date:''' Friday, August 11, 2023; first revealed October 5, 2017

==Gameplay==
{{see|Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Responses}}
''The Intersection of Doom & Boom'' is a {{w|Adventure game#Point-and-click adventure games|point-and-click adventure game}}. The player controls Dangeresque in the street intersection and Renaldo inside the Dangecaresque, and can interact with people and items by choosing to look at, manipulate, or talk to them. Dangeresque and Renaldo narrate the actions they take, for [[Fourth Wall Breaks|the benefit of the player]]. Puzzles frequently require completing several steps in sequence or combining multiple items.

===Winning the game===
{{seemain|Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Walkthrough}}
Dangeresque must reacquire the bomb disposal quickstart guide and use it to defuse the bomb located under the hood.
{{sectionstub}}

===Losing the game===
[[File:Instagram Mondurday.jpg|thumb|Dangersque and Renaldo's smoldering remains, shown in the "Game Over" screen.]]
* Walk into the street five times before stopping the green car.
* Try to Use the bomb.
* Cut the wires in an incorrect order.
* After cutting the first wire, fail to defuse the bomb quickly enough.
{{sectionstub}}

== Development ==
[[File:TwitterBeardoStrongSad.jpg|thumb|"Beardo subterranean Strong Sad", an earlier iteration of his electrician role]]
A second roomisode was noncommittally hinted at in [[Videlectrix#April 24, 2009-present|the April 24, 2009 Videlectrix website post]]. Soon after, [[homestarrunner.com]] went on an extended [[hiatus]]; no further updates were posted to the Videlectrix site.

On October 5, 2017, [[Strong Bad]] posted [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#916124616200019968|an animated scene]] from Roomisode 2 to [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]; the post was discussing Roomisode 1 and did not acknowledge this scene was from a different game. On September 23, 2018, in the wake of [[Telltale Games]]' closure, Strong Bad joined former TTG employees in reminiscing about working on [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]. As the conversation turned to [https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/telltale-and-videlectrix Videlectrix's feud with Telltale] that lead to the release of Roomisode 1, a potential sequel was again mentioned. Strong Bad replied with [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1043936012722933761|a brief description]] of the game, including the same animation from earlier. Later that day, he posted a [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1043954507976192007|Twitter thread]] revealing more information about the game, including responses and graphics {{--}} Renaldo's presence as a secondary playable character was shared, as well as an underground scene featuring a bearded [[Strong Sad]]; the game's goal of defusing a bomb inside the Dangecaresque was also revealed. At this point, the game was still being referred to in past tense as a "never-finished" project.

In 2023, the game was revisited again on social media {{--}} though now the game was more actively referred to as "upcoming". Posts were made using the {{@|#|screenshotsaturday}} hashtag common among indie game developers, though as they were posted on differing days of the week many used humorous tags like "#ScreenshotMondurday" or "#ScreenshotThursdurday". Rather than a solo release, the game was officially announced as part of [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]], alongside an expanded {{prs|1460389521728618501|15|Nov|2021|alt=port of the first game to modern formats}} as well as {{prs|1649854745610158080|22|Apr|2023|alt=an additional third game}}.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A {{w|slow jam}} is a type of emotional or romantic song, typically taking the form of an {{w|Contemporary R&B|R&B ballad}} or downtempo {{w|Soul music|soul}} song.
*A "{{w|sniglet}}" is a term for a concept that does not have a specific word for it.
*{{w|Freon}} is a gas used in refrigerants, such as air conditioners.
*{{w|E. coli}} is a bacteria occasionally connected with {{w|foodborne illness}}.
===Remarks===
*One of Renaldo's nicknames is "The One-Man Two-Problem", a reference to [[Who Said What Now?|Coach Z's admission]] of having [[Coach Z's Problems|more than two problems]].
*Dangeresque's explanation for not repairing the busted tape by himself is that he [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|cannot wind up tape with boxing gloves]].
*Dangeresque says that his large head prevents him from wearing turtlenecks, but Strong Bad wore them in [[modeling]] and [[love poems]].
*The guy in the arcade resembles the [[rejected character]] Homeschool Winner.
*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Dangeresque says that interrogating inanimate objects isn't useful. In this game, he refers to inanimate objects as his "informants".
===Inside References===
*The car radio is [[Total]]tronics brand, the same brand as [[The Brothers Strong]]'s [[The VCR#The Older VCR|older VCR]]
*The "slow jamz" tape plays an instrumental version of [[Tenerence Love]]'s "Sweaty, Overweight Jam" from [[love poems]].
**Two other songs played on the radio are [[Characters from Yonder Website]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*A bag of fast food from [[Blubb-O's]] and a [[Melt Shake]] feature prominently in the plot. The toy is mentioned to be a Potato Nudule, one of the menu items mentioned in the [[Blubb-O's Commercial]].
*The Reesy Cup milkshake was one of the things Dangeresque had in his first movie, featured in the email [[dangeresque 3]].
*"Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] from [[modeling]]. "Thydungeonmusk" refers to [[Thy Dungeonman]], along with the obvious exit [[Dennis]].
**"Raccoonolith" and "Supermitfluous" are also portmanteaus.
*Renaldo's explanation for not adjusting the mirror is that it is perfect for dropping smoke bombs and oil slicks. Dropping oil slicks was one of the car's features in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
*The Ola Toya fight was previously mentioned in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*If Dangeresque examines the Rock Spotty Party Mix, he recites his lines from [[stunt double]], and says he forgot he was on a different case.
*Drinking the sewer water will cause Dangeresque to transform into the [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals|monstrosity]] from [[animal]]. Renaldo recites the "do you know the times?" line, and Dangeresque will answer that he did.
===Real-World References===
[[File:TwitterRoomisode2.jpg|thumb|Responses shared to [[@StrongBadActual]], some of which did not appear in the final game.]]
*In a development screenshot demonstrating a response for talking to the trash can, Strong Bad references ''[[Sesame Street]]'' characters {{w|Oscar the Grouch}} (who lives in a trash can) and {{w|Mr. Hooper}}; also alluded to is a memorable episode of the show that dealt with the death of Mr. Hooper, produced when actor {{w|Will Lee}} passed away.
*Renaldo's worry of dying on the [[terlet]] is a reference to ''{{w|Lethal Weapon 2}}'' where Roger Murtaugh gets caught up in an assassination attempt involving a pressure-sensitive bomb set under his toilet.
*Dangeresque's explanation for not throwing anything down the drain is because of "clown murder joke... balloon", referencing {{w|It (character)|Pennywise the clown}} from ''{{w|It (novel)|It}}''.
*Dangeresque sings about a "city streetlight, born and raised in south Detrite" and asks if it is one of them "streetlight people", referencing the song "{{w|Don't Stop Believin'}}" by {{w|Journey (band)|Journey}}.
*''Rig Rug'' is a parody of the Namco arcade game ''{{w|Dig Dug}}''.
** The game having the ability to call Federal Government agents is a reference to the urban legend of the arcade game ''{{w|Polybius (urban legend)|Polybius}}'' which in some telling of the story was part of a government conspiracy to control people through lights and sounds.
*If Dangeresque places the air freshener on the green car's antenna, the music that plays and the resulting drooping parodies the [[Peanuts]] special ''A Charlie Brown Christmas''.
*Dangeresque hopes that the sewers are C.H.U.D.-free since 1993. C.H.U.D. was a movie from 1984.
**C.H.U.D.s were also previously mentioned in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*One of the Game Over messages is "Undo Dog", a feature from [[Mario Paint]].

==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:TwitterRoomisode.gif|Dangeresque jumping into the trash can
File:InstagramStuntDoubleDeathTech.jpg|Doubling for Dangeresque
File:TwitterRenaldo.gif|GIF of Renaldo in the Dangecaresque
File:Twitter StrongSadConstruction.PNG|"You're talking two to three weeks just to get that approved!
</gallery>

==Social Media Posts==
*{{prs|916124616200019968|5|Oct|2017|full=1}}
*{{prs|1043936012722933761|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
*{{prs|1043954507976192007|23|Sep|2018|full=1}} (thread)
**{{prs|1043997199154188288|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
**{{prs|1044044385774686208|23|Sep|2018|full=1}}
*{{prs|site=Instagram|CoVbGUVADIj|6|Feb|2023|full=1}}
*{{prs|1623699906375434242|9|Feb|2023|full=1}}
*{{prs|1649796800788692993|22|Apr|2023|full=1}}

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Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser Responses

68.37.43.131 — Thu, 31 Aug 2023 04:54:53 GMT

68.37.43.131: Another 100% run.

{{incomplete}}
These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]].

{{spoiler}}

==Intro==
''{Picking up where Roomisode 2 left off}''

:''{Dangeresque lands face-first in the street.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oof!
:''{Renaldo is lying on his back.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey, look at where we landed!
:''{Dangeresque looks up. He is lying in front of a restaurant called Perducci's.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{shouting to the sky}'' PERDUCCI!!
:''{Killingyouguy looms menacingly over and grabs him.}''

:''{Cut to inside the restaurant. Perducci is sitting at a table guarded by Killingyouguy. Dangeresque is standing next to them.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should have known you were behind all this Perducci! Lemme guess, YOU reminded The Chief about that unsolved case...
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Yep!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So I'd be distracted and you could plant that bomb in my car...
:'''PERDUCCI:''' S'right.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But you know I'd defuse it in time and it would lead me right here.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' True that.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But WHY?!?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' So I could HIRE YOU!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' WHAAAT?!
:''{Title card for Roomisode 3.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, ''{a bullet shoots out the "c" in "closer", the statue is shocked}'' Loser!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I got an anonymous tip that tonight there will be 4 consecutive attempts on my life. And nobody has thought about more ways to kill me than YOU!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' You're gonna make sure these assassins aren't successful.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And if I just let them succeed?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Then Killingyouguy is gonna practice his namesake on ya's!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' mmmmmmm GULP!!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Do a security sweep of the place and gimme the ALL CLEAR once it's safe.

==The Restaurant==

===Cabinet===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a little cabinay. Slidey door variety.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's a remote control in there.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Cabinay! Do you know Filene? Does she ever talk about me?
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque opens the cabinet.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nothin else I need in there.
====Anything → Cabinet====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to put anything in there.

===Candle===
====Look====
:''{While lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nothing is more romantic than a flickering candle atop a wine bottle wearing a wicker diaper.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Flame's out.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You trying to burn this place down, candle?
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I thwarted your plan to commit Grand Theft Arsony!
====Get/Use====
:''{While lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ow! It's too hot to handle while it's lit.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The candle's stuck pretty good. Might have to cut it off.

====Anything → Candle====
:''{While lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna singe that.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not usin that with the candle, see?!

====Dagger → Candle====
:''{While lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I could mebbe slice the candle off, but it'd prolly start a fire. A real mebbe/prolly paradox.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Slicey times!
:''{Dangeresque slices off the tip of the candle and puts it in his inventory.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I lopped the top candle-y part clean off.
:''{Dangeresque walks over to Killingyouguy.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here you go, big guy. Like I promised.
:''{Dangeresque sticks the dagger in Killingyouguy's bleeding wound.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS!
:''{A bip. When the scene returns, the dagger is replaced with a sticky note with a dagger drawn on it.}''

====Glass → Candle====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm puttin you on ice, candle!
:''{Dangeresque pours the water from the glass, extinguishing the flame.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already put it out.

===Check===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the guest check from whoever ate here last. There's a buncha tiny writing on it that's too small to read.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your alibi CHECKS out. All CHARGES have been dropped!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THE CRIME PUNS MUST STOP!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna pay for someone else's meal!
====Anything → Check====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not a good tip to leave.
====Glass → Check====
:''{Dangeresque puts the glass on the check.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! this cup of water works just like a magnifying glass.
:''{Cut to the check on the table under the glass.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That tiny text says "WaiterID: ILKO418". I'll add that to my brainventory.

===Cleaner===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Non-toxic Cleaning Solusche. "Works Great On Moida!"
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm gonna clean the floor with you!! Oh wait, that's literally what he's doing.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Non-toxic cleaner.
:''{He swipes it.}''
:'''WAITRE D:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh. Hi. What cleaner? There was never any cleaner. The cleaner was the stains you made along the way.
:'''WAITRE D:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{He returns to the kitchen}''

===Cocktail Glass===
====Look====
:''{When the poison dart hasn't been added}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I need to poison it somehow!
:''{When full}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks pretty good to me.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{whispering}'' Psst! Cocktail glass! Can you, like, poison yourself?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' What's that you say, hmm?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh nothin. Just talking to glassware.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THAT TRACKS!!
====Get/Use====
:''{When empty}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' You don't need to take it. Just mix it right here!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When something is in it}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' If it's ready to drink, just lemme know.

====Cleaner → Cocktail Glass====
:''{Dangeresque fills the glass with purple liquid}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brightly colored!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already added some.

====Glass → Cocktail Glass====
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Don't water it down! I wants potency!

====Poison Dart → Cocktail Glass====
:''{Dangeresque puts the dart in the glass}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Swizzle stick!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' SO FESTIVE!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just hope there's enough poison left on that dart to do the trick!
====Remote → Cocktail Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, yeah! And the batteries in the remote will corrode over time and poison the drink in like 6-8 months! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!

====Satellite Piece → Cocktail Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, some fruit!

===Cork===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I got it all candlecorked now.
:''{If the poison dart is stuck in it}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Something toxic's drippin out of it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your cask is grask!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{taking the cork}'' We now return to "Taking Back The Cork!"
:''{If the second assassination attempt has been thwarted, dialogue continues below}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{holding up dart}'' Still got the poison dart stuck in it. I'ma keep it.
:''{Dangeresque takes the dart and restores the cork.}''

===Dagger===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Does that, like, hurt at all?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NO! IT'S LIKE MY ACUPUNCTURE!! THEY USUALLY USE MEAT CLEAVERS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now that is something I'd like to never see!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' You got that right!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arm Dagger...
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO IT! I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR OBSESSION WITH TALKING TO INANIMATE OBJECTS! AND I NEVER WILL!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Mind if I borrow this?
:''{Dangeresque leaps up and knocks the dagger out. It falls blade-down into his inventory.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' OKAY BUT YOU GOTTA PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!

===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look like a private eye/crooked cop who's in over his head in the final act of his most daring adventure yet!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' You call doing paperwork and car trouble 'daring'?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' SHUT THE FACE!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Stupid assassins. Why couldn't they have tried to murder Perducci last night instead?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Cause last night was BINGO night, they said.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ugh. Workin for Perducci sucks. It's like, he makes you do all these napkin setups but the tables never even need 'em!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I wonder where Renaldo is. Just lyin out there on the pavement, I guess?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My name is Dangeresque and I love talkin to inanimate objects. ''{turns to face the player}'' There, I said it. I do feel better now.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' PER-DUE-CHEE!!

====Banana → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' BRRING BRRING! ''{answering banana}'' Hello? What's that you say? You say you decided not to assassinate Perducci and I can go home now? Great! Thanks, bye! ''{puts banana away}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Nice try, Dangeresque! Now get back to work!
====Candle → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't have time for this!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Yeah you don't!
====Cleaner → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm afraid if I use this on myself, my Thy Dungeonmusk will slaughter this poor lavender scent with a battle axe.
====Dagger → Dangeresque====
:''Dangeresque takes the knife out of his pants, spins it around and drops it back into his pants.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yah djjgh ickg!
====Glass → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only drink Dangeresque needs is a cold one after he's figured a way out of this mess.
====Phone → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{answering phone}'' Who is this and why are you trying to murder Perducci through the phone?!
:''{In outer space, an orbiting satellite that says "Experimento" receives a signal and drops straight down. Dangeresque moves out of the way.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you hear that?
:''{The phone in Dangeresque's pocket lets out a signal. A bip sounds, and The Stunt Double gets his neck broken by a falling Experimento satellite.}''
:'''THE STUNT DOUBLE:''' Ow.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Huh. I guess that was the 4th attempt? Oh well, let's eat!
:''{Game over}''
====Poison Dart → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way! That thing still has poison on it! Green poison even! The worst kind!!
====Satellite Part → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If you squint, this totally looks like fruit. And Perducci's like perpetually squinting so...
====Shield → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't need it. Dangeresque always rocks kevlar underdrawers.
====TV Remote → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm gonna put on some wrasslin'.
:''{He changes the channel}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes! I love the Facepaint Connection! Their interviews are always delightfully unhinged! "The coldcream always rises to the top!"
:''{He flips it back.}''

===Glass===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This glass looks innocent enough. But it could be ''{fake French accent}'' poisoned! Or as the French say, FISH!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Why are you sweatin' so much, glass?! Nervous about MURDERING PERDUCCI?!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Pretty sure that's just condensation.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lemme do my job!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' WATER you think you're doing? Get in my pants! ''{takes the glass}'' ''{shivering}'' WHOA THAT'S COLD!
====Anything → Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't add class to the glass!

===Killingyouguy===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That guy is tall. ''{to no one}'' You take the big guy. Oh, wait.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, Killingyouguy...
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' Bluh?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I know you're probably gonna kill me and everything, but how are you gonna do it?
:''{A menu appears}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Slash me up?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Think you'll slash my throat?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' TOO MUCH CLEAN UP!! WHITE TABLECLOTHS!
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Twist me round?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Will you twist my neck like a piece of celery?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I HATE CELERY! THE LITTLE STRINGIES GET CAUGHT IN MY TEETH!
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Craunch me twice?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You gonna craunch my bones?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I LOVE CRAUNCHING BONES!! THE SNAP IS SO SATISFYING!! IT'S LIKE BUBBLE WRAP!!
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Fizzle me down?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Might you fizzle me down?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NEVER SAY THAT OUT LOUD AGAIN!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah yeah, I'm feelin' the same way.
:''{This option disappears from the menu.}''
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, this is a supreme idea. ''{to Killingyouguy}'' Hey, Killa. How's about a little tickle? ''{tickles him}'' Deedle-deedle-dee!
:''{Killingyouguy punches Dangeresque so hard he goes flying out the wall.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Oh well. Guess we call Dangeresque Too.
:''{Game over}''
====Anything → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, are you wantingthisguy?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' ''{crying}'' AWWW. *SNIFF* WANTINGTHISGUY IS MY DEAD COUSIN!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Now look what you did! Definitely don't mention Tapingthislad!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After doing Anything → Phone}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, are you wantingthisguy?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' LOOPTO RODOOPTO!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' See what I'm sayin'?
====Banana → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{holding banana like a gun}'' Meaty hands up, KYG!
:''{Killingyouguy punches Dangeresque so hard he goes flying out the wall.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Oh well. Guess we call Dangeresque Too.
:''{Game over}''
====Cellphone → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did you wanna answer this?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' BANANAPHONE GOT ME ALL MIXED UP INSIDE! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL!!
====Dagger → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERSQUE:''' You want I should stab this thing back into ya?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU SHOULD TRY AND DO SOMETHING WITH IT FIRST!!
:'''DAGNERESQUE:''' Good point. It'll definitely get infected that way.

====Poison Dart → Killingyouguy====
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I DON'T NEED A FRILLY TOOTHPICK!!

====Shield → Killingyouguy====
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I'M ALREADY A HUMAN SHIELD!

====TV Remote → Killingyouguy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whatta you wanna watch, KY-G?
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' DOUG THE DINO!! DOUG THE DINO!!
:''{Dangeresque clicks the TV to show Doug the Dino.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Ah-ah! Remember? Your TV privileges are restricted! SOMEONE hasn't killed me enough guys this week.
:''{Dangeresque clicks it back.}''

===Kitchen Door===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's that in the kitchen?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Just my Waitre D and I trust him with my life. And Mama Perducci's sauce recipe.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After first attempt}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No sign of that sultry assassin. Mutsa slipped out the back door. Or disguised herself as a broom.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Waffle on 2! Quarter cheese plate scattered smothered and covered.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque figured out the WaiterID}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I figured out your WaiterID, Ilko!
:'''WAITRE D:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
====Get/Use====
:''{During the first assassination attempt, Sultry Buttons will come out.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After first assassination attempt has been thwarted}''
:''{Dangeresque opens the door. The Waitre D is holding a towel and a turkey.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, excuse me Waitre D.
:''{After Dangeresque has checked the terminal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Waitre D, what's your WaiterID?
:'''WAITRE D:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check the check? He's givin me the double talk!
:''{Dangeresque closes the door.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After getting the cleaner}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I've gotten all I need outta the li'l guy.
====Anything rarr; Kitchen Door====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The kitchen doesn't need this nor does this need the kitchen.

===Laser Sight===
:''{If Dangeresque walks in front of the laser, the laser will aim at his blue diamond in the scope.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Laser dang!
:''{Dangeresque hits the deck. The sniper shoots off Perducci's hat. Perducci slumps over. Dangeresque gets up. The sniper walks away. There is a bullethole in the window.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:''{Dangeresque's response changes each time he fails this attempt.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh coins.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh trading cards.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''

===Napkin===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an olive oily doily. Or... napkin.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm here to clean up your act-pkin, napkin!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're comin with me, oily napkin!
:''{Takes napkin into inventory}''

===Perducci===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that morbid mound of monarch mobster, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that gastronomic glob of gangster, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that pudgy pin-striped perp, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that rotund royal racketeer, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that slab of syndicate sloth, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that lumpy lord of lawbreaking, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that crock of criminal corpulence, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that nasty, name-tagged ne'er-do-well, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that voracious volumetric villain, Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's that blubbering, back alley... bad... guy... Perducci.
:{{short hr}}
====Talk To====
:''{A menu appears}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{"Say Perdooch..."}''
:''{First assassination attempt}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, P. Duc, who's tryin to kill ya?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Could be any of my rivals! And it could happen at any second! The anonymous tipster just said "Watch ya back". Now start securing my res'rant!
::''{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What'd that tipster say again?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' They just said, "Watch ya back!"
:''{Second assassination attempt}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Any known holes in your security plan?
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I'M THE SECURITY PLAN!!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' When I asked the tipster about the next assassination attempt they just said "quit whinin or you'll end up in a casket!"
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crypticals.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What was that cryptic message again?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' "Quit whinin or you'll end up in a casket!"
::{{short hr}}
:''{Third assassination attempt}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shouldn't we be worried about the obvious sniper right outside your door?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Nope. I have a natural threat radar. Right now it's hovering between EZ Breezy and Honk Shoo.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shouldn't we be worried about the obvious sniper right outside your door?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Sniper? He's probably just waitin in line for a table. It's stuffed shells night, ya know!
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shouldn't we be worried about the obvious sniper right outside your door?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's probably the food service guy. Sometimes they launch the deliveries right through the door.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I CAUGHT A CAN OF OLIVES WITH MY MOUTH!!
::{{short hr}}
:''{Fourth assassination attempt}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't you want me to answer that phone for you?
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THAT'S MY JOB!! I'M HIS OFFICE ASSISSTANT!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' I wouldn't push it. He's serious about his administrative work.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' COLLATE AND STAPLE!!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Did the tipster say anything about the final attempt?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Oh yeah, they just said "ya gotta hand it to her". But I dunno who they were talking about. Maybe Molly McButter.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Remind me what the tipster said for the final assault?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Oh yeah, they just said "ya gotta hand it to her".
:''{"All clear!"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've secured the place, Perducci. I'm givin you the ALL CLEAR.
:{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ALL CLEAR, Perducci. This place is saferesque. Than it was a minute ago.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My security sweep is complete. You're ALL CLEAR, Pre-ducci.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' BwAH! BWAH! Threat neutralized. ALL CLEAR. Repeat, ALL CLEAR.
::{{short hr}}
:''{First assassination attempt}''
::''{Sultry Buttons is visible in the window. She opens the door, twirling a dagger. She throws it and quickly dashes away.}''
::''{Back in the restaurant, Dangeresque ducks while Perducci is stabbed in the back and collapses.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh wow. That is just- he just got- He is DEAD. Now.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUY!!
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{If Perducci is wearing a shield, but the second shield was not adjusted}''
::''{Sultry Buttons is visible in the window. She opens the door, twirling a dagger. She throws it and quickly dashes away.}''
::''{Back in the restaurant, the dagger bounces off Perducci's shield, ricochets on the second shield, and then stabs Perducci in the back.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oops. Forgot to cackalate for the ricochet.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUY!!
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{After placing the shield on Perducci's back and adjusting the second shield.}''
::''{Sultry Buttons is visible in the window. She opens the door, twirling a dagger. She throws it and quickly dashes away.}''
::''{Back in the restaurant, Dangeresque ducks while the knife ricochets against the Statue Guy's second shield. The knife gets embedded in Killingyouguy's arm.}''
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' OWW!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Phew! That was a close one!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's one attempt down. Three more to go.
::{{short hr}}
:''{Second assassination attempt}''
::''{Homestar Runner's eye peeks through the cork hole in the center wine casket. A blowpipe sticks out and shoots out a poison dart that sticks Perducci in the neck.}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' GAAAAAH!!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' POISONED??!!!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The ol' poison tipped blow dart through the fake wine cask on the wall trick. I should have known!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUY!!
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{When the second attempt has been blocked}''
::''{The wine cask is stopped up with a candle cork. It bursts inside.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I know that sound. Someone just tried to shoot a poison tipped dart through that fake wine cask. Good thing I blocked it up.
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's two attempts thwarted.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' One knifed and one darted.
::'''PERDUCCI:''' And two more to go! Who knows what form the next assassination attempt might take!
::''{Cut to the front door. A silhouette resembling Bubs pulls a gun off his back and points a laser-scope rifle through the window. The laser is pointed directly at Perducci's hat.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, you think it's got anything to do with that laser scope pointed right between your eyes?
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' PROLLY JUST A CAT TOY!!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Yeah, I'm sure it's unrelated. Waitre D! Get ready to start takin orders!
::''{The Waitre D, who is The Cheat with a mustache, comes out from the kitchen and turns on the terminal. He returns to the kitchen when the terminal is on.}''
::{{short hr}}
:''{Third assassination attempt}''
::''{The Waitre D enters and serves the tables. The sniper has a clear line of fire and shoots Perducci. The Waitre D leaves in fright.}''
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
:''{Fourth assassination attempt}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Alright, KYG. Answer the phone.
::''{Killingyouguy picks up the phone.}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Hello hello? Gimme the sign!
::''{In space, the Experimento satellite drops from orbit.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you hear that?
::''{Perducci is crushed by the falling satellite}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap! Someone musta triungulated the signal when he answered that phonecall.
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' A GIANT ROBOT BIRD FELL ON PERDUCCI!
::''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{If the banana is placed and the phone is in the statue}''
::''{Killingyouguy picks up the banana.}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Hello hello? Gimme the sign!
::''{In space, the Experimento satellite drops from orbit.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you hear that?
::''{The satellite drops in and crushes the Armzipan statue.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry, Armzi.
::''{Cut to Perducci}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Very good, Dangeresque! I'm still alive. Let's celebrate with a cocktail! ''{pulls out a wineglass}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Y'know what? I'm good. In fact, I should probably be gonna have to jumping...
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' YOU'RE gonna make us that cocktail Dangeresque. And if we don't like it, well then... It looks like you're gonna have to DIE!!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' SOMETHING FRUITY!!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Yes, something bright colored with fruit floatin in it... And a catchy name that me AND Killingyouguy will LOVE.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, maybe Dangeresque can still turn the tables. I'll never get this close to Perducci again. If I could double cross him somehow, I could kill two Perds with one Ucci! Alright, I'll do it. One brightly colored, fruity cocktail with a name you'll both love comin right up!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When crafting the cocktail, a different menu appears}''
::''{"What am I doin?"}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's the lowdown on this cocktail biz again?
::'''PERDUCCI:''' I already told ya's! Bright colored, fruit floatin in it, catchy name both me and KYG will love.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bright fruit catch. Got it.
::{{short hr}}
::''{"Drink's ready!"}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your cocktail's all ready, Perducci!
::{{short hr}}
::''{If the cleaner wasn't added}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's not brightly colored! Keep mixologizin!
::{{short hr}}
::''{If the button wasn't added}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' I don't see any fruit in there!
::{{short hr}}
::''{If all parts are in place}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Hmm. Looks pretty good. Whattaya call this thing?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I like to call it the...
::''{A menu appears with "Lobasho", "Saint Pod", "Coches", and "Balustenich".}''
::''{A menu appears with "Slash", "Twist", "Craunch", and "Fizzle".}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{If the wrong name is chosen}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That's a terrible name! I hate it! Killingyouguy! Do your thinging you guy!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU MADE A BAD DRINK! NOW I PUT YOU IN THE DRINK!
::''{Cut to the bottom of the ocean. Dangeresque sinks to the bottom in a barrel. Game over.}''
::''{If St. Pod Wrong Name is chosen}''
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I HATE THAT NAME!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Killingyouguy! Do that thinging you guy!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU MADE A BAD DRINK! NOW I PUT YOU IN THE DRINK!
::''{Cut to the bottom of the ocean. Dangeresque sinks to the bottom in a barrel. Game over.}''
::''{If "Saint Pod Craunch" is chosen}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' A Saint Pod Craunch?! I love that name!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' ME TOO!!
::'''PERDUCCI:''' Welp, down the hatch!
::''{If not poisoned}''
::'''PERDUCCI:''' That was delicious, Dangeresque!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Great! So I can finally leave--
::'''PERDUCCI:''' I'm surprised you didn't try to poison me or summat. But since you didn't... Killingyouguy? Fizzle him down!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I'LL FIZZLE YOU DOWN!! TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER!
::''{Cut to the bottom of the ocean. Dangeresque sinks to the bottom in a barrel. Game over.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{If poisoned}''
::''{Perducci drains the glass. He spits all over the tablecloth}'' HACK! CHOKE! COUGH! I'M DYING!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' PERDUCCI!! NOOOOO!!
::''{Killingyouguy pushes Perducci on the back.}''
::'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode complete!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry bout the double cross, Perducci. Never trust a Dangeresque when the stakes are chipped!
::'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Time to go. But the KGB has infiltrated this doorknob with espionage sauce. So you know what that means I'm gonna have to do!
::''{Dangeresque jumps out the front window to the restraurant, shattering the glass. He runs into the street as the End Credits Roll.}''

====Get/Use====
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' DON'T TUCC THE DUCC!!

====Anything → Perducci====
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Don't bother me with that! Save my life why don'tcha!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When waiting for a cocktail}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Make me that cocktail already!

====Banana → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{holding banana like a gun}'' Nana freeze, Perducci!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Ooh! I'd love a Nana freeze! With jimmies and hot fudge!

====Cellphone → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna give it to him! It could be a murderous robocall.

====Dagger → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here's the knife that almost claimed your life, Perducci.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Knife is for food!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh. Okay. Great talkin to ya.

====Glass → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wan' some watta?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Never touch the stuff! It's like the anti-butter.

====Napkin → Perducci====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Is this your oily napkin, Perducci?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' ''{sounding guilty}'' I wan't cryin' into it earlier! My tears aren't made of olive oil!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just gonna leave that one alone.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nope. Not bringing that up again.

====Shield → Perducci====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't like how your back's to that kitchen door, Der Pucci. Wear this shield on your back to protect you.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' But I already got a flatbread pizza stuffed in there.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think that's gonna stop a bullet.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Fine. Shields up!
:''{Dangeresque places the shield on Perducci's back.}''

====TV Remote → Perducci====
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I don't wanna change the channel. I like this opera. It's called the Tragedy of Mrs. Dash.

===Phone===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's one of them fancy cordless phones.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' IT'S LIKE LIVING IN THE FUTURE!!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You phony! You're not a real crooked cop! HANG UP your badge!
====Get/Use====
:''{Before fourth assassination attempt}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Don't take it off the hook! I'm expecting an important call later.
:''{When ringing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should screen your calls for security reasons. And possible free weekend getaways. ''{He picks up the phone}'' Who is this and why are you trying to murder Perducci through the phone?
:''{In outer space, an orbiting satellite that says "Experimento" receives a signal and drops straight down. Dangeresque moves out of the way.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you hear that?
:''{The phone in Dangeresque's pocket lets out a signal. A bip sounds, and The Stunt Double gets his neck broken by a falling Experimento satellite.}''
:'''THE STUNT DOUBLE:''' Ow.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Huh. I guess that was the 4th attempt? Oh well, let's eat!
:''{Game over}''

====Anything → Phone====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Loopto rodoopto!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' What the crap was that?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dunno. Thought it sounded better than another "you can't use that with this".

====Banana → Phone====
:''{Before fourth attempt}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Hey! Don't mess with that! I'm expecting an important call later.
:{{short hr}}
:''{During fourth attempt}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Maybe if I swap em real quick, I can get the phone without answering it. ''{swaps phone with banana}'' It worked!

====TV Remote → Phone====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Swappin out the phone is a good idea, but this remote's the wrong shape.

===Photos===
====Look====
:''{Dangeresque looks at a billboard with four postcards on it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These must be the places around the world where Perducci has his evil lair timeshares.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Coches Mountains}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I've got some flex weeks left in the Coches if you're interested. I hate that place.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Eastern Balustenich}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That's where I keep the Perducci jet in a super secret bunker. So secret, that last time I went there I couldn't find it. Had to borrow a jetpack from that creep Stingy Relenque just to get home.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Lobasho}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Lobasho used to be my favorite. But the lake's gotten so full of "former associates" that it's starting to stank.
:{{short hr}}
:''{St. Pod}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Ah, St. Pod. The place I was made a made man, man. And then double crossed my partners and had them all wiped out. Good times. Good times.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey photos! Where were YOU the night Perducci was attempted murdered?!
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Um. They were right there. On m'wall.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Pretty convenient alibi if you ask me.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach em. Not much to do 'cept give em a good LOOK.

====Anything → Photos====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nah. I'm good.

===Rusty Shield===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thing looks legit.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That thing won't shield you from the law OR the crime, statue!
====Get/Use====
:''{Before being oiled}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Seems like it could swivel, but it's rusted in place.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being oiled}''
:''{Dangeresque rotates the shield.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I turned the shield a li'l bit.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Dangeresque rotates the shield.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I turned it back.

====Anything → Rusty Shield====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to get shielded.

====Glass → Rusty Shield====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That'll prolly just make it MORE rusted in place.

====Napkin → Rusty Shield====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This is an appropriate fate for an oily rag. That has been in my pants.
:''{Dangeresque rubs the rusty shield with the oily napkin.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that loosened it. And the napkin all fell apart.

===Satellite===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Its got a little blinky clown nose thing.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who are you working for, satellite with a picture of Professor Experimento on it?! WHO?!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like a little cherry. ''{He takes it}''

===Shield===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thing looks legit.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That thing won't shield you from the law OR the crime, statue!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque takes the shield into his inventory.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Huh, it came right off.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I use it for sleddin in the wintertime!

===Spaghetti===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a heap of pasta with meatballs for the nice invisible couple sitting here.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, 'Ghetti.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oops.
:''{Dangeresque drops a meatball on the floor. The Waitre D rushes in to clean it up. He brings a bottle of cleaner with him.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the cleaner is obtained}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No need for more meatballery.

====Anything → Spaghetti====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I postulate that I don't need to PASTAlate this item.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE!! GAVE ME A LI'L CHUCKLE!

====Glass → Spaghetti====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to make any sloppy spaghetti.

===Statue===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who's this lady?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That's the Venus de Armzipan. Goddess of cheap wine and plastic fruit.
:{{short hr}}
:'''Dangeresque:''' She's got a cornucopia fulla plastic fruit.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't even think about coming to life and murdering Perducci, ya got that?
:'''HOMESTARMERO DUPLICISHIELD:''' Don't worry, she won't.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You hidin a .22 in that cornucopia? ''{Takes a plastic banana}'' No, but you were packin this plastic banana!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After banana is taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Her horn of plenty has already plentified me. I shouldn't ask the goddess for more.
====Anything → Statue====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The goddess does not want that offering.

===Statue Hand===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Her hand's got like a holdy-hole in it now.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' DON'T EVER SAY HOLDY-HOLE AGAIN!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{to Killingyouguy}'' It's a scientific term!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I CRACKED the case.
===Get/Use===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna shake the goddess's hand.

====Anything → Statue Hand====
:''{While holding the phone}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' She's already holdin that phone!

====Banana → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the banana back in.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh wait. I just took this from you. Give it back!
:''{Dangeresque takes the banana back.}''

====Candle → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the candle in.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't hold a candle to my style!
:''{Dangeresque takes the candle back.}''

====Cellphone → Statue Hand====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here, hold this, Armzipan. It's for you.
:''{Dangeresque puts the phone in the statue.}''

====Cleaner → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the cleaner in the statue.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All hail the Goddess of lavender scented freshness! Smote those stains!
:''{Dangeresque takes the cleaner back.}''

====Dagger → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the dagger in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Why don'tcha cut you and your statue boyfriend's arms off so you'll be all ancient n' priceless?
:'''HOMESTARMERO DUPLICISHIELD:''' But I love having armpits!
:''{Dangeresque takes the dagger back.}''

====Glass → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the glass of water in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' She doesn't want water. She's high-falootin!
:''{Dangeresque takes the glass back.}''

====Napkin → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the napkin in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Gross. Looks like she just blew her nose.
:''{Dangeresque takes the napkin back.}''

====Poison Dart → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the poison dart in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Psst! Armzi! Chuck that at Perducci!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' I HEARD THAT!! I HAVE EARS LIKE A... UM... LIKE A... I HAVE EARS?!
:''{Dangeresque takes the dart back.}''

====Shield → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the shield in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Use this to look at Perducci's reflection so you don't get turned to stone.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That was just a rumor! I swear, I turned one pizza delivery guy to stone in college and it follows me the rest of my life!

====TV Remote → Statue Hand====
:''{Dangeresque puts the remote in the statue}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here you go, Armzipan. You can decide what to watch.
:''{A Blubb-O's commerical comes on the TV. The raccoon from Roomisode 2 is eating a burger.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! The Raccoonolith hit the big time!
:''{Dangeresque takes the remote back. The TV switches back to opera.}''

====After All Objects Have Been Placed====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I've put enough unnecessary stuff in her hand.

===Statue Guy===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What kinda ancient soldier used two shields and no sword?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' He's Homestarmero Duplicishield. The patron saint of overprotectiveness.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't try anything funny, Shieldym'n!
====Get/Use====

====Anything → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use that with ol' Overprotecto.

====Banana → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{holding banana like a gun}'' Drop that shield, Homestarmero!
:'''HOMESTARMERO DUPLICISHIELD:''' But I need it for disc golf!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' WAAAH!

====Dagger → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You think that shield can withstand my blades of of flippins?
:''{Dangeresque flips the dagger in the air and drops it back into his pants.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THATwasacloseone!

====Phone → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't give him the phone. His hands aren't like, holdy hands, know'msayin?

====Poison Dart → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' As much as I'd love to be able to poison a statue, I can probably find something more important to use this for.

====Shield → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One shield is enough for Saint Undabite over here.

====TV Remote → Statue Guy====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I'm all for morbid curiosity. Lemme guess what you'd want to watch, statue guy.
:''{Dangeresque clicks the remote. The channel changes.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' 14 hours of stock footage of a rutabaga. Yeah... sounds about right.
:''{He clicks it back.}''

===Terminal===
====Look====
:''{When turned off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the computer the waiter uses to put in orders. It's shut down right now.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When turned on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the computer the waiter uses to put in orders. It's showing the current orders now.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Stop MONITORING me or I'll COMPUTE your sentence!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' THAT ONE WAS A STRETCH!!
====Get/Use====
:''{Before activation}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's shut down and I dunno how to turn it on.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After activation}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's asking me to enter my WaiterID. Dunno what that mess is.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After WaiterID is acquired}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Enter your WaiterID? Ooh! I'll put in ILKO418.
:''{The screen shows three tables. One table has Flatghetti and the other has Tallturkey. Dangeresque can drag and drop the orders to rearrange.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 1 and the Tallturkey is at Table 2, the Waitre D will come in, walking behind Perducci. The sniper has a clear line of fire over the empty plate and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will splatter ketchup all over Perducci's table.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 1 and the Tallturkey is at Table 3, the Waitre D will come in, walking behind Perducci. The sniper has a clear line of fire and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will run back to the kitchen in fright.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 2 and the Tallturkey is at Table 1, the Waitre D will come in placing the orders. The laser sight will pass over the empty plate and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will splatter ketchup all over Perducci's table.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 2 and the Tallturkey is at Table 3, the Waitre D will pass in front of Perducci with the Tallturkey. The Tallturkey will block the sniper's line of fire, blasting the turkey. The Waitre D will run back to the kitchen in fright.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That is now the fourteenth time turkey has saved my life.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't doubt it.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' All right, Dangeresque. We're down to the last attempt.
:''{The phone immediately begins to ring.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 3 and the Tallturkey is at Table 1, the Waitre D will come in, walking behind Perducci. The sniper has a clear line of fire and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will run back to the kitchen in fright.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Flatghetti is at Table 3 and the Tallturkey is at Table 2, the Waitre D will pass in front of Perducci with the Flatghetti. The laser sight will pass over the spaghetti and Perducci will get shot. The Waitre D will splatter ketchup all over Perducci's table.}''
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' YOU LET HIM GET SHOT ALL DEAD!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh stamps.
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After failing the puzzle three times}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Perhaps I can properly position these plates to protect portly Perducci.

====Anything → Terminal====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help now or quite possibly ever!

====Remote → Terminal====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Guess this remote doesn't work with that screen.

===TV===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, you watchin "Woman Silently Screaming and Waving Hand 4"?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' That's called an opera you unrefined slob! It's muted cause her singing would prolly shatter all the glass in here!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Screamy Lady, can you change yourself to the Clarks game? Or maybe the Ola Toya fight?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach it. Maybe there's a remote somewhere.

====Anything → TV====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't devise how that could be televised.

====TV Remote → TV====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's crank it, opera lady!
:''{Dangeresque turns the volume up. The TV warbles. The glass in the room shatters.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dang! Opera lady's got pipes!
:{{short hr}}
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Not again. I don't wanna lose any more glassware!

===TV Remote===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's a remote control in there.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You don't have a remote chance of controlling me!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm takin this remote. There's no telling what it might control.
:''{Takes remote into inventory}''

===Wine Casks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nothing says "this restaurant is in an old strip mall" like fake wine barrels on the wall. One of em's missing a cok. That's a serious security flaw right there.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I only ate the one!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your cask is grask!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should prolly plug that middle one somehow. Just a sniper hole waiting to happen, y'ask me.

====Anything → Wine Casks====
:''{When corked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already blechted up.

====Banana → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Mebbe this'll block it up.
:''{The banana drops out. Homestar's eye is now visible.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's too slippery. Might need something that'll stick better.

====Candle → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I better plug this hole. Who knows what the laundromat next door might be plotting.
:''{The hole in the cask is now plugged with the wax candle.}''

====Dagger → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Mebbe this'll block it up.
:''{Homestar's eye peeks in through the corkhole. A blowpipe sticks out. Dangeresque ducks and Perducci gets shot in the neck.}''
:'''PERDUCCI:''' GAAAAAH!!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' POISONED??!!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The ol' poison tipped blow dart through the fake wine cask on the wall trick. I should have known!
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUY!!
:''{Killingyouguy approaches menacingly. Game over.}''

====Glass → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' PSSHH! There. I filled up the glass with invisible wine from that fake barrel. That was a useful thing I just did.

====Napkin → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I could cram the napkin in this hole but that wouldn't stop a would-be assassin. Unless they're like an ant.
:'''PERDUCCI:''' Don't write ants off entirely! They hate me on account of I never leave crumbs at picnics!

====Shield → Wine Casks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This is a little big for sealing up a tiny hole.

===Wine Glass===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a real like glass glass type glass glass. Glass.
:'''KILLINGYOUGUY:''' STOP SAYING GLASS!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're gonna be WINE-in' when I put you behind bars, pinot noirs!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't get it. It's like all sculptured into her hand.
====Anything → Wine Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't give her this. She's already holdin that wine glass.
====Dagger → Wine Glass====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't cut the wine glass out of her hand. Maybe there's another way to remove it.

===Using Inventory Items Together===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This ain't no crafting game! This is a "Use Items on Stuff in Scene" Game!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You try combining inventory items in your pants!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! Shieldnana? Who wants a shieldnana?
:'''PERDUCCI:''' My Nana Perducci could use one. She's been shot 27 times!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You shut up!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City has a strict No Combining Items law. It's one of the few I actually follow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! You found the one item combination that actually works! Or I'm lying and you're a terrible listener.

====If Dangeresque Talked to Every Inanimate Object====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Even when the powder keg's inside the pressure cooker, Dangeresque still makes time to talk to all inanimate objects!

====If Dangeresque Used the Banana All Three Times====
:'''PERDUCCI:''' I sense that all bananas have been waggled.

====If Dangeresque Used the Remote All Five Times====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I watched all the available progrumming.

==Game Overs==
:But in actuality...
:{{short hr}}
:Ctrl+Z
:{{short hr}}
:Folding space-time...
:{{short hr}}
:Meanwhile, in a better player's game...
:{{short hr}}
:+3 Plot Armor...
:{{short hr}}
:Is this one o' those time-loop games?
:''{If failing the third attempt multiple times}''
:No bonus point here. Look elsewheres.

==Epilogue==
:''{Fade into Dangeresque's office.}''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Dangeresque?! Are you still there? I'm comin in! For real this time!
:''{Shuffling sounds}''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' You?! What are you doing here? ''{beating up sounds}'' OW! OOF! KIDNEYS!!
:''{Dangeresque Too enters with a hovering spin kick.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' THE PIPES ARE BROKEN!!
:''{He turns around and closes the door.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Dangeresque? I'm here to perform some routine post-game bonus content. ''{Looks at the broken window}'' Looks like he gonna had to jump.

===Boombox===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh! Hidden jamz! ''{He starts a track and dances in place.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{rapping}'' Hub-Bump. Bump-Hub. Hub-bump. Bump-hub. ''{rap continues}''

:Hub-Bump a-to the front, Bump-Hub to the back!
:Open up the hood so we can attack
:The automotive issues at hand.
:Renaldo, he's the rapping man!

:What's all the hub-bub about a couple hub caps?
:Renaldo, he's the man who raps!
:Hub-Bump to the front, Bump Hub to the back!
:Open up the hood so we can take a crack
:At defusing that deadly baermb,
:Cause if we don't, then we bought the faerm!
:That's right, we're gonna blow ourselves up tonight.

:Hub-bump a-to the front, Bump-Hub to the back!
:Open up the hood so we can attack
:The automotive issues at hand.
:Renaldo, I'm the rapping man!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Bring that beat back! Bring that beat back!

===Chair===
:''{Dangeresque Too spins in the chair. A trading card comes flying out.}''

===Dangeresque Too===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{spin kick}'' The pipes are broken!
:''{If Dangeresque Too is next to the ''ENDED'' text, ashtray, or the phone, he will kick it away. He will also kick the chair around and kick the open desk drawer closed.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{when the text, ashtray, phone, and chair have all been kicked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Looks like all the pipes have been broken.

===Desque===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' My bread is broken!
:''{He slams his head on it. The drawer opens}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Is that a good cop thing to say?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Misleading the witness!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I ate the last brownie!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Dial M for Rated M for Mature!

===Files===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh HEY, Filene. What's been up? ''{impersonating Filene}'' Oh, Dangeresque Deux! We cannot let Dangeresque know about our private love affair! ''{normal}'' Don't worry. I'll guard that secret with my LIFE. Or should I say, with my FILE! Get it? Cause, like, the same letters? ''{Filene}'' Oui. I get it. Here's ze files.
:''{drawer opens}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Perducci's Cocktail Menu is shown with four drinks.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' A cocktail menu from Perducci's? Dangeresque Too never touches the stuff! But I do remember all their little radio jingles.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Coches Twist}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{singing}'' That's why you need a twist! Twist of the Coches! That's not a wood shaving. I think it's an orange peel.
:{{short hr}}
:''{St. Pod Craunch}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{singing}'' You won't develop a paunch, from a St. Pod Craunch. It's the low-calorie poisoned drink!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Lobasho Slash}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{singing}'' There's just a little splash (of lake water) in a Lobasho Slash! There's also an entire steak knife!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Balustenich Fizzle}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{singing}'' When the summer heat begins to sizzle, you're gonna need a fizzle. And Balustenich is best!

===Game Box===
:''{Box art for Rig Rug is shown.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's the home console version of Rig Rug! Help Hanyman Jorge renovate vintage homes by tearing up rugs before the evil General Contractor-Bot blands things up with beige paint and wall to wall carpeting. Now with 30% less raids by the Feds!

===Lamp===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I say there, Lampstrosity, do you know the times?

===Mugshots===
:''{Three mugshots are shown. Rackingyougal is Strong Mad with a wig an a sticky note over his eye showing a pirate eyepatch. She is "At Large". Wantingthisguy is Strong Mad with a sticky note that looks like a fedora on his head and a massive sticky note showing pointy teeth and a forked tongue. He is "Deceased". Tapingthislad is Strong Mad with duct tape on his head, patching his arm, and covering his mouth. He is "Missing".}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lookit this family of felons! A real rogue's ''{pronounced roh-goos}'' gallery.

===Safe===
:''{The safe opens. A Boombox is inside.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Open up, 73!

===Trading Card===
:''{It's a Clarks Rif Simken card. He plays seventh base.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That Rif Simken was a real homestar runner for the Clarks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I remember that champeenship season in '92. Riff had 16 full hitters, 12 resists, and 37 MRI's!

===Exit to Title===
:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I guess my guesswork here is done here. Where I am here. In this office. I guess.
:''{Dangeresque Too leaves. Fade out.}''

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[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Responses

68.37.43.131 — Thu, 31 Aug 2023 03:36:41 GMT

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[[File:TwitterRoomisode2.jpg|thumb|A list of responses shared to [[@StrongBadActual]]]]
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These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]].

{{spoiler}}

==Intro==
''{Picking up where Roomisode 1 left off}''
:''{Zoom in on Dangeresque. Dangeresque screams and falls. Dang-car-esque is driving in the street below. The trunk opens and Dangeresque falls into it. Inside the car, Renaldo scoots aside so Dangeresque can take the wheel.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice catch, Renaldo.
:'''RENALDO:''' Anytime, Dangeresque.
:''{The car shakes and makes ugly noises}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. Sounds like engine trouble.
:''{Cut to the streets}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Pull over at this intersection.
:''{The car stops. The hood is smoking.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Cut to the intersection. Renaldo is in the car. Dangeresque is outside.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' 50 year-old automobiles don't just "break down." Something's suspicious, Renaldo.
:'''RENALDO:''' Ya probably just need to replace the 70's shaft. Porp the hood and take a lork!

==Intersection==

===Antenna===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That thing's incredible! I bet they've got a TV in that car. Can you imagine? Televised visions? INSIDE an automobile?!
====Talk====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't you wanna come live on my car? I'll treat you real nice.
:'''DRIVER:''' Stop hitting on inanimate objects!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah it's kind of a problem I have.
====Get/Use====
:'''DRIVER:''' HEY! Leave that alone!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But I want it cause it's awesome.
:'''DRIVER:''' Actually it's been busted for a while. If ya can help me get ridda the pet stink in here, it's all yours.
====Air Freshener → Antenna====
:''{Music begins playing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's not such a bad antenna. Maybe all it needs is a little love.
:''{Dangeresque ties the air freshener to the antenna. The antenna droops dramatically.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've killed it.
:'''DRIVER:''' Get that thing off my antenna!!
:''{Dangeresque removes it. The antenna returns to normal.}''
:''{If the air freshener was scented, continues below}''
:'''DRIVER:''' Didn't smell half bad, actually.
====Anything → Antenna====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That will not help in any way whatsoever.
====Tire Iron &rarr Antenna====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If I want this antenna, I need to find a different solution.

===Back Bumper===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Bump!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Back Hubcap===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{after hood opens}'' Hey, ya did it! ''{rapping}'' A hub-bump to the front and a bump-hub to the back! Open up the hood so we can attack... the automotive issues.. at hand.
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Front Bumper===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Bump!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Front Hubcap===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hub!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.

===Cold Ones Sign===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That place only serves semi-premium watery domestic cold ones. It's the true mark of a quality establishment.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This case has gone COLD. Ones.
====Get/Use====
:''{If the sign is on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns sign off}'' That'll teach this bar to put its signs on the outside of its windows.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the sign is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns sign on}'' Let the light of Cold Ones shine unto the world yet again.

====Anything → Cold Ones Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The cold ones sign doesn't need to be involved with that particular item.

====Tire Iron → Cold Ones Sign====
:''{If the sign is on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wanton destruction is the pinnacle!
:''{Dangeresque smashes the sign with the tire iron.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the sign is already turned off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already turned off. No need for smash-em-ups.

===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:''{On the street}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look alone! Except when I look with Renaldo!
:'''RENALDO:''' Which is all the time!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My overbelly looks appropriately seedy here in the seedy underbelly of Brainblow City.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to talk to myself. I've got my trusty Renaldo with me.
:'''RENALDO:''' And I'm a fortain of greart cornversation!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to talk to myself. I've got my trusty Renaldo with me. Oh, wait.

====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque spins around and stops with a pose to the camera accompanied with a "ding" sound. This finishing pose has him smiling proudly with his gloves on his hips.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hee hee!
====Air Freshener → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I used to wear an air freshener shaped like a lightning bolt as a necklace. It smelled like aluminum foil and blood!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{head spinning}'' WHOOA that's strong!

====Antenna → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna take it outta my pants because then I have to think about when it went into my pants.
====Busted Tape → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just cause I can type with boxing gloves doesn't mean I can wind busted tapes up with boxing gloves. Maybe if I had fingers.
====Colognac → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I'm already wearing enough to kill a small horse.
:'''RENALDO:''' That happened once!
====Fast Food → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' As much as I want to devour this perfectly aged fast food, I can prolly find a better use for it.
====Fixed Tape → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should get Naldo Naldo to put this in the tape deck tape deck.
====Guide → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, let's see what this thing says...
:''{Dangeresque reads the instructions on the guide.}''
====Meltshake Cup → Dangeresque====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I wish there were some Reesy Cup dregs in here but I think that raccoonolith got every drop.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When filled with sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I AM pretty thirsty. I bet a little sip a dip wouldn't hurt.
:''{Dangeresque sips up the water. He grunts painfully as he mutates into the monstrosity from [[animal]].}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{On the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I say there, Dangerstrosity, do you know the times?
:''{He changes back to normal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I did! I DID know the times! 2:34 and 8:15!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:''{He changes back to normal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Phew! That was one potent potable!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Cool, cool. Scarred for life, cool.
====Paperclip → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that this with this that!
====Party Mix → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Where IS that tape!
:'''RENALDO:''' I think you're holdin it dare, D-Buckets.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Right. Thought I was on a different case for a second there.
====Tire Iron → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{waving tire iron around}'' Hee hee!

===Drain===
====Look====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh gutter drain, how many tennis balls and frisbies (sic) have you claimed?
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide went down there!
====Talk To====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Helloooooo down there.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' ''{from inside drain}'' Sup?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{jumping}'' AHHH!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Subhuman sewer mutants! Can you pass me up my quickstart guide?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Come down and get it yourself, surfaceling!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Dumpy Electrician! You done yet?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Nope! That building's still pullin too much power!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When all the power is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Dumpy Electrician! You done yet?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Maybe! But I can't check right now! I'd have to file a Talk Thru Drain work order first. Come down and see me.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the electrician leaves}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that paperwork obsessed contractor is gone now.
====Get/Use====
:''{Before opening the sewer cap}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My voluptuous head and hands prevent me from reaching in there. And wearing turtlenecks.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the sewer hole is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can just climb into the sewer hole now.

====Anything → Drain====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't want to put nothin down there. Y'know cause-a like, clown murder joke... balloon.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:''' DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna lose anything else down there!

===Finger Sign===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{reading}'' WORK FROM HOME! EARN EXTRA CASH! BE MY OWN BOSS?! Sorry pointy finger sign, already waaaay ahead of ya.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' MAYBE DON'T USE ALL CAPS NEXT TIME!! IT READS LIKE YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll leave it here. I think it'll do more good where it is.

====Anything → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to work from home and earn extra cash.

====Busted Tape → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I may not have fingers to wind this busted tape up with... but this pyramid scheme does!
:''{Dangeresque puts the tape on the finger and spins it around, repairing the tape.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes! It's unjagled! Good as 1989!

====Fixed Tape → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already fixed. I don't wanna overwind!

===Guy in Bar===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check it out! That guy's playing Rig Rug! One of my all time fave arcade games! Wish this bar had a door so I could go play it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He's still Riggin' Rugs.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He looks like he's taking a break from playing that game.
====Talk To====
:''{Before checking under the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Arcade Guy! You know anything about cars?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Not now! I'm trying to beat the high score in Rig Rug! Maybe check back later!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After checking under the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Arcade Guy! You know how to defuse a bomb?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Not now! I'm trying to beat the high score in Rig Rug! Maybe check back later!
:''{Continues below after speaking with Renaldo, but before speaking with the electrician}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh, I know a cool cheat code you could try.
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' I said later! Rug Riggin' is Lyfe!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:''{"Can you unplug?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy. Can you unplug your game? The electric man in the sewer says you're pullin too much power.
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' While that IS a fantastic explanation, I can't stop. That high score is so close! I can almost taste the rigid corners of its pixelated font!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww. Well, if I catch you lickin that screen I'm reporting you to the Creepo Unit.
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' I have definitely never done that. Today.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to Renaldo}''
:''{Hold UP + Player 2}''
:''{After talking to the Electrician}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy! I heard about this amazing cheat code for Rig Rug! It'll help you get the high score!
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' No way! A cheat code I haven't heard of? That's unheard of! By me. Cause I haven't heard of it.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I got that. Wanna hear it or not?
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' Paste it on me!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, on the stage select screen... if you hold UP and the Player 2 button, it gives you a hundred thousand bonus points!
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' WHAT?! I gotta try it!
::''{He tries it.}''
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' AHHH! The game crashed and turned off!! Also, AHHH! The Feds!!
::''{A hand pulls the Arcade Guy away. Glass crashes, and the lights in the bar go out.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{laughing}'' Heh heh. Thanks for the tip Renaldo!
::'''RENALDO:''' Poor fella. I'm gonna miss his silhouetted shenanigans.

====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't do much but yell at him through the window.

====Anything → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not wastin this on some silhouette guy.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna get him to turn off the power.

====Busted Tape → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy! Can you help me fix this tape?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' You just wind it back up! But I don't have a pencil on me and I can't spare a finger right now.

====Fixed Tape → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, Arcade Guy, you clearly enjoy outdated electronics. Want this old cassette tape?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Lemee lone! I'm Rigging so many Rugs right now!
:''{After talking to the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, wanna trade? This cassette tape for you shutting off that game!
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' And lose all my progress? No chance!

===Hood===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{tries to open hood, but fails}'' Crumpdingle! I forgot the secret trick that pops the hood.
:'''RENALDO:''' HUB-BUMP to the front and BUMP-HUB to the back!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's no use. I need to use the secret trick to open it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open up! It's me! Dangeresque! Guess it's not voice-activated.
====Get/Use====
:''{Same as "Look"}''

====Anything → Hood====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me porp the hood. Er, POP the hood.
:'''RENALDO:''' Now you're torkin'!

===Meltshake Cup===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a chewed up meltshake cup fulla teeth holes.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your story's fulla holes meltshake! I'm shakin' you down!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All's he left of my combo meal is an empty Meltshake cup.
:''{Dangeresque puts the cup in his inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And the pressure plate is stuck now.

===Niiice Ride===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now that is a niiiice ride.
:'''RENALDO:''' You said it, Dangeresque. And lookit that antenna! You think they can pick up the Ola Toya fight on that thing?
====Talk To====
:''{If Strong Bad is holding the pressure plate, the car will drive off before he can speak with it.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the car is stopped}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Do you know how to defuse a bomb? We need some help here.
:'''DRIVER:''' You need help?! I got a sick pet in here that sick petted all over the place! The smell is pretendous! I've been drivin around the block tryin to air it out but it's no use! Gimme good smells and you can have my busted antenna.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's the deal with your incredibly nondescript pet again?
:'''DRIVER:'' It got nondescriptly sick all over my interior and now it descriptly stinks.

====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque kicks the car}''
:'''DRIVER:''' HEY!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oops. Sorry. Forgot which car this was.
====Anything → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Waste of time, that. I won't do it
====Air Freshener → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Will this old air freshener help with your pet stank?
:'''DRIVER:''' Hmm. I do need an air freshener. Gettin pretty ripe in here. But that piece of crap doesn't even smell like a piece of crap!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Niiice Ride====
:''{If Dangeresque didn't speak with the driver first}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Would you care for a freshly scented air freshener?
:'''DRIVER:''' Uh, kinda. But why are you just giving it to me?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dunno. Guess I'm just kinda tryin stuff at this point.
:'''DRIVER:''' Well, I'll take it but only if you get that busted old antenna off my car in trade.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure! That thing rules!
:''{Dangeresque puts the antenna in his inventory with a grunt. A CENSORED box covers him.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' See ya!
:''{The green car drives off.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque did speak with the driver first}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Would this freshly scented air freshener help with your stank situation?
:'''DRIVER:''' Whoa! Smell that dankitude! That's what I need! give it here!
:''{Dangeresque hands over the air freshener.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' The antenna's all yours. Take it so I can run this red light and get my nondescript pet to a vague veterinarian!
:''{Dangeresque puts the antenna in his inventory with a grunt. A CENSORED box covers him.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' See ya!
:''{The green car drives off.}''
====Colognac → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can I interest you in this finest colognac?
:'''DRIVER:''' Hmm. I dig that scent but I don't really need a whole bottle of colognac.
====Fixed Tape → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You need a rehabilitated tape of SLOW JAMZ?
:'''DRIVER:''' Tapes? I love tradin tapes! I'll trade you this Rock Spotty Party Mix for your Slow Jamz.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh. Uh, okay. That wasn't really what I was trying to-
:''{The swap is made.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' Thanks!
====Meltshake → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say driverman, you want this hole-y meltshake cup?
:'''DRIVER:''' Holy? I don't care if it's blessed by St. Pod himself! I don't want it!
====Party Mix → Niiice Ride====
:'''DRIVER:''' Hey! No tradebacks!
====Tire Iron → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Want me to ding this up for ya? The "distressed" look is all the rage right now.
:''{He waves the tire iron around.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' I hear the "brain flattened on asphalt" look is also popular.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Understood. Good bumper. Who's a good bumper?

===Pressure Plate===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the metal plate that changes the light if a car stops on it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey pressure plate, no PRESSURE, but can you change the stop light?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see if I can activate this thing.
:''{Dangeresque jumps on the plate. The light turns red and a green car drives in.}''
:''{As soon as Dangeresque steps off, the light changes and the green car drives off.}''
====Anything → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item on the plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It doesn't weigh enough to change the light.
====Busted Tape → Pressure Plate====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should fix this tape before I do anything else with it.
====Fast Food → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item on the plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It doesn't weigh enough to change the light.
:''{The trash can begins to shake violently.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. I think the call of the Blubb-O's whale summmoned another leviathan!
:''{A large raccoon, the Raccoonolith, trots out leisurely from the trash can. It eats the fast food greedily, weighing down the pressure plate. A green car drives up and stops.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hot styles! That raccoonolith triggered the stop light! Now I can safely cross over to that sewer cap!
:''{The Raccoonolith finishes eating and returns to its trash can. A fast food drink cup is all that is left behind. The pressure plate remains pressed down, keeping the light changed and the car stopped.}''
====Paperclip → Pressure Plate====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bad idea.
====Tire Iron → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item weighing down the pressure plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's nothin quite like placing items on a metal plate embedded in the asphalt.
:'''RENALDO:''' You said it, D-Launch! That's my childhood right there!

===Renaldo===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Green Liability" as he's known in some circles.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. The Watson to my Holmes. Or Graham Bell. Wait, were those the same Watsons?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The One-Man Two-Problem" as they called him in the Navy.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. "The Human Frazzled Nerve".
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Hostage in Waiting" as they call him down at the precinct.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. The side-iest of sidekicks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Human Leftovers Smell" as his roommates know him.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Known Circle" as he's known in some circles.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Human That One Hard Burnt French Fry At The Bottom" as his parole officer lovingly dubbed him.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Syracuse Scrumbler" as he was known in Division 4 ball.
:''{After going through all the nicknames}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that's all the nicknames. The ones that won't get him in legal trouble, anyways.
:{{short hr}}
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He looks pretty frazzled. Maybe a li'l zazzled?
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What is it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What IS it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What is IT?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' Whaaaat izzit?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What would you like, man?!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Before popping the hood}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Open the Hood}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you remember how to open the hood?
::'''RENALDO:''' Didn't we come up with a dope beat to remind us? Hub-bump, to the front! Bump-hub, to the back! Somethin' like that?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks. We'll debate your definition of dopeness later.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you remember how to open the hood?
::'''RENALDO:''' HUB-BUMP to the front! BUMP-HUB to the back!
::{{short hr}}
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You're supposed to be figuring out what's wrong with ol' Dangecaresque here.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. I'ma dodat.
::{{short hr}}
:''{While frazzled}''
:''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Renaldo, I need to get that quickstart guide from the sewer. Any ideas?
::'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Save yourself, Dangeresque! I buried 14 bucks in change in my backyard. It's all yours! Take it and run! Start a new life somewhere!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The panic has clearly made him delusional. The "14 bucks" are a couple subway tokens and half a Rif Simken rookie card.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Renaldo, I need to get that quickstart guide from the sewer. Any ideas?
::'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Save yourself, Dangeresque!
::{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You gotta get that quickstart guide out the sewer!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I'ma dodat.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Remember Rig Rug?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' That bar over there's got a Rig Rug machine!
::'''RENALDO:''' Rig Rug? Isn't that the game that would shut itself orf and alert the Feds if you held UP and the PLAYER 2 button during the STAGE SELECT screen?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, I guess. That's a very specific memory, Renaldo.
::'''RENALDO:''' It's no joke. I lost a coupla friends to Rig Rug that way. And don't get me started on Pooyan!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I definitely will not.
::{{short hr}}
:''{After the electrician leaves}''
::''{That toolbox}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't get that blasted toolbox open, Renaldo! It's got like, little stars for the combination instead of numbers! What type-a crap is that?
::'''RENALDO:''' Stairs, you say? How many points has a stair?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, whattaya talk?
::'''RENALDO:''' I dunno. Just some lyrics I heard once. Thought they was poetical!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're a real help, Renaldo.
:''{After the manual is retrieved}''
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You gotta use that guide to defuse this BAERM!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I'ma dodat.

====Get/Use====
:''{Before popping the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need you to check inside the car.
:'''RENALDO:''' You should prally look under the hood first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Renaldo's of no use to me in this state. I need to calm him down somehow.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being calmed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need you to check inside the car.
:'''RENALDO:''' Ha-roo got it, D-Large.
====Anything → Renaldo====
:''{Before checking under the hood}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Not now, Dangeresque! You should check under the hood first!
:{{short hr}}
:''{While in a panic}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna calm him down!
:{{short hr}}
:''{While calmed down}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Naw I don't need that so much.
====Busted Tape → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here, Renaldo. Have some slow jamz to soothe your troubled styles.
:'''RENALDO:''' Slow jamz are a good idea but that jangled mess is useless!
====Fixed Tape → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Take 30 cc's of these slow jamz, STAT!
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Give a here!
:''{Dangeresque hands over the tape. Cut to inside the car. Renaldo puts the tape in. Tenerence Love's Sweaty Overweight Jamz begin playing.}''
:''{Back to the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{calming down}'' Aaaah! Now that's the stuff! Sorry for freakin out on ya there, Big D! Now let's defuse that baerm!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like he's back to normal.
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{singing}'' Brah-ding brah-dang brah-doirng!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' At least, 'Naldo normo.
====Guide → Renaldo====
:'''RENALDO:''' You should read it yourself, Dangeresque.
====Tire Iron → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wanna play a round of Fez Lopper like we used ta? ''{waves tire iron around}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Ooh, I'm a sit this one out. I finally just regained all the childhood memories I lost the last time we played. Turns out I'm adorpted!

===Sewer Cap===
:''{If the stoplight hasn't been changed, a car will drive past.}''
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All Brainblow City sewer caps are required to be "mutant pet flushed down the toilet" proof.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open up, it's the almost police! Oh well. Worth a shot.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{fails to lift the cap}'' Ergh! Dang! Thing's heavy! Gonna need some help if I wanna get down there.
====Anything → Sewer Cap====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That non-specific item won't help me get this sewer cap off.
====Tire Iron → Sewer Cap====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's do it, Tire Iron!
:''{Dangeresque uses the tire iron to pry the sewer cap open. The cover flies off-screen.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm sure that Jewelry Store across the street didn't need that plate glass display window anyways.

===Stoplight===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's green for cross traffic, makin it dangerous to cross... traffic.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' IF I CAN CHANGE, YOU CAN CHANGE, TRAFFIC LIGHT!
====Get/Use====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's no crosswalk button thing. Maybe somethin else changes it.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Dangeresque moves behind the stoplight so it looks like his head is the stoplight.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh check me out, I'm Stoplight Head! Disrupter of traffic patterns! Bane of the DOT!
====Anything → Stoplight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna help me change the light.

===Street===
:''{If the light has not been changed}''
:''{Chosen in order}''
:''{A green car drives by.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoadang! That car came out of nowhere.
:{{short hr}}
:''{The car drives by again.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Must be doin' laps around the block.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That car is a menace to my style!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Next time I'm just gonna stand in the road!
:{{short hr}}
:''{bip}''
:''{Cut to the same scene with Strong Sad standing in Dangeresque's place as his stunt double, wearing only a paper bag with a crude drawing of Strong Bad's face over his head. The car quickly drives by and hits him, flinging him out of the scene while he yells. Game over.}''

===Streetlight===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just a city streetlight. Born and raised in ''{singing uncertainly}'' South Detrite?
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you one of them "streetlight people" I've heard so much about?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach that thing. I've got a great vertical leap when it comes to case files. But I'm useless with streetlights.
====Anything → Streetlight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look, that's just not gonna help.
====Antenna → Streetlight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That could probably reach the streetlight. But I don't think it would shut it off. More like electrocute me.
====Chunk Rock → Streetlight====
:''{Dangeresque throws the rock at the light. The light breaks.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah! THAT'S how a body chunks a rock!
====Tire Iron → Streetlight====
:''{Dangeresque waves the tire iron around.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I like smashin stuff, but I can't reach it.

===Street Debris===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the little fruit salad of hood ornaments and bits of brake light that forms in the middle of intersections. Prolly a Sniglet for it, but I can't remember.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm here to clean up these mean streets!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing worth its style in this pile is an old air freshener. Lost all its smell though.
:''{Dangeresque picks up the air freshener and puts it in his inventory}''
====Anything → Street Debris====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna add to the pile.

===Tire Iron===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THAT'S where my tire iron got to! I haven't had to bust this thing out in a while. Not since out run-in with Killingyouguy and his sister Rackingyougal.
:'''RENALDO:''' Now SHE knew a thing or two about a three or four if ya know what I mean.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um... I don't... know what you mean.
:'''RENALDO:''' Nor I, Big Desque, nor I.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The whole precinct's gettin' real TIRED of you, IRON! Hand in your badge!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mere you! Let's do some damage together!
:''{Dangeresque puts the tire iron in his inventory.}''

===Street Hole===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sewer hole? More like a street hole.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hang on Quickstart Guide! I'm coming for ya!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After getting the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's hope these sewers are still C.H.U.D. free since '93!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque leaps down the hole. He lands inside the sewer.}''
====Anything &rarr Street Hole====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna drop that nonspecific item in the sewer.

===Trash Can===
====Look====
:''{Before checking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks full to burstin.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being checked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Something LARGE dwelleth therein.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After using the Fast Food}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Raccoonolith is asleep in there.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your trash is grash!
::{{short hr}}
:''{After using the Fast Food}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good night, sweet racoonolith. And flights of Blubb-O's whales sing thee to thy rest.

====Get/Use====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to jump... inthistrashcan!
:''{jumps in, back out}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, there was something BIG in there. It did NOT like me invading its home. But check it out! I found this tape of SLOW JAMZ! Someone trashed it because it's broken and doesn't work anymore!
:''{Dangeresque puts the Slow Jamz in his inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just like the warm fuzzy feeling I get when I leap in the trash.
:''{jumps in, back out}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think the warm fuzzy feeling just tried to bite me.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the Raccoonolith has been fed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I can hear him snoozin in there. Or maybe he just ate the kids meal toy. I think it was a wind-up Potato Nudule.
====Air Freshener → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way! This air freshener is mid-intersection gold!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, this trash already smells surprisingly good. Like a burst ketchup packet that just got done mowin the early spring lawn.
:'''RENALDO:''' Gee, Dangeresque! That's like poetry!
====Busted Tape → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just found that thing in there! I'm not givin it back!
====Fixed Tape → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not throwin this back in there! I just fixed it! It was like a whole puzzle!
====Meltshake → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, there's prolly a reason why he left it behind.
====Ol' Fast Food → Trash Can====
:''{The trash can shakes violently.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think I wanna throw this in there. Might lose a glove.
====Anything Else → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to throw that away.

===Using Two Inventory Items Together===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This ain't no crafting game! This is a Use Inventory Item on Stuff In Scene Game!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You try combining inventory items in your pants!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! A taperclip?! Unholy!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City has a strict No Combining Items law. It's one of the few I actually follow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Hey! You found the one item combination that actually works! Or I'm lying and you're a terrible listener.

==Engine==
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, let's see what's bothering ol' Dangercaresque.
:''{Close up under the hood. There is a bomb wired to the engine.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Holy crap! It's a bomb!!
:''{Cut to a title screen}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom!
:''{Back to the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' A BAERMB! We're done for! I always knew I was gonna die on the terlet!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, you're sitting in my car.
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh, right. Of course. Uh, nevermind.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry, Renaldo. Dangeresque is always prepared for danger...ish scenarios. There's a laminated Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide in the car. Just hand it to me and we'll--
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' BLAAAH! Here you go, Dangerish!
:''{The manual comes flying out of the car. Dangeresque leaps to catch it but it falls down the drain.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' *Sigh* b/w ''{pronounced "backed with"}'' *shrug*. Sit tight, Renaldo. We don't know what might trigger this thing.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry engine! I'll save your 2-valve single cylinder self!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's peep this bomb.
:''{The Engine is opened}''

===A/C Fluid Intake===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangecaresque has a custom A/C that I can pour anything in to use as coolant.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already open. If I wanna use it I need to put somethin IN it.
====Anything → A/C Fluid Intake====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not helping!
====Colognac → A/C Fluid Intake====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure. Thy Dungeonmusk makes a great freon substitute.
:''{The colognac is poured into the intake.}''
====Meltshake → A/C Fluid Intake====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cup's empty. I WISH I could make my air conditioning be Reesy Cup Meltshake scented, though.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When full of sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww! No way! I don't wnat the whole car smellin like grodywater! It already smells like Renaldowater, which is bad enough.

===Bomb Stuff===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the bomb's detonator. Doesn't look like there's a timer running which is at least somethin.
====Get/Use====
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with any of this until I get Renaldo chillèd down.
:''{After calming Renaldo}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, this is definitely a good idea. I should just start messin with it.
:''{Dangeresque begins tampering with the bomb. It explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''

====Anything → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That'll probably just trigger the bomb.

====Colognac &rarr Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to make the bomb smell good before it murders me.

====Fast Food → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's a terrible idea and would never help in a million years.

====Guide → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just read the guide. It'll tell me what to do with this stuff.

====Meltshake → Bomb Stuff====
:''{Before getting the Guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't try using other stuff with the bomb stuff until I get my Quickstart Guide back.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Before cutting the wires}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I guess this is what the quickstart guide said to do? I sorta skimmed it.
:''{The car blows up. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An empty meltshake cup does not a bomb defuse.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When filled with water}''
:''{A drumroll plays as the water is poured on. The bomb shorts out and the screen reads "Defuse"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I did it! I defused the bomb!
:'''RENALDO:''' You did it, Dangeresque! You saved us!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw, it was nothin, Renaldo. Just another day in the life of a--
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh hey, looky dare. ''{turns a page}'' There was a cover page of that Quickstaert Guide in here all along.
:''{Renaldo reads the cover page}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Huh. Well ain't that somethin.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' SHUT UP AND RUN, IDIOT!!
:''{To the ending}''

====Wire Cutters → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' They're not called Bomb Detonator Display Thingy Cutters! They're called WIRE cutters!

===Blue Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, the infamous "blue one".
====Get/Use====
:''{Before reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with these wires until I have that Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just do what the Quickstart Guide told me.
====Anything → Blue Wire====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's prolly just gonna get me blowed up.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really just need to find something to cut these wires.
====Wire Cutters → Blue Wire====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, here goes somethin!
:''{The wire is cut and the countdown begins.}''

===Green Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Once again, you can't beat the mouseover text: Green Wire.

====Wire Cutters → Green Wire====
:''{If the wrong wire is cut}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Is that it? Did I save the day?
:''{The bomb explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the right wire is cut}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now to short circuit the bomb stuff!
:''{If the bomb is not short circuited in time, the bomb explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''

===Red Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The mouseover text said it best: Red Wire.
====Wire Cutters → Red Wire====
:''{If the right wire is cut, Dangeresque won't say anything}''

==Inside Dangercaresque==
===A/C Control===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' That's the control for the air slash conditioner. Say, why DO they put that slash in the middle there?
====Get/Use====
:''{Before adding colognac}''
:''{Renaldo turns the A/C on. Air begins to blow through it. Then, he turns it off.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I'ma shut it orf. It craps out on ya's if you run it for too long.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After adding colognac}''
:''{Renaldo turns the A/C on. Green air blows through it. Renaldo switches it off.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Whoof! That colognac ain't foolin around! I'ma smell like a dank dungeon in no time! A big step up from my usual dank shower aroma.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the colognac is in and the air freshener is placed}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey! Thy Dungeonmusk re-scented that old air fraershenaer! Good timing too cause it sounds like the A/C just gave out.
====Air Freshener → A/C====
:'''RENALDO:''' Normally ya hang these things from the rearview.
====Colognac → A/C====
:'''RENALDO:''' If I wanna add some stank to the A/C, I don't think that's the way to doot. Maybe under the hood? Next to the cramifold gaersket?

===Ashtray===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' It's the aershtray.
:{{short hr}}
''{When open, and empty}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Just an empty aershtray.

====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo opens the ashtray. There is a bent paperclip inside.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Renaldo closes it without saying anything.}''
====Anything → Ashtray====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use that with the aershtray.

===Button===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' A prime specimen push button. The envy of all its unpushed friends. Just beggin to get pushed, that button.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't remember what this does but I'ma push it!
:''{Renaldo pushes the button}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Well, somethin' th'dunked. Not sure what.
:''{Outside, the trunk is now open.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being pushed}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's already pushed.
====Anything → Button====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Finest Colongac===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' A bottle of Thy Dungeonmusk. The colognac for shirtless viking types.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' "Thy Dungeonmusk! Obvious smells are: Seventies, Men's Room, and DENNIS."
:''{Renaldo takes the bottle.}''
====Air Freshener → Colognac====
:'''RENALDO:''' If I wanna stank up this air fraeshener, that is NAT the way to doot.
====Anything → Colognac====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Glovebox Knob===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' I think that opens up the glorve bax.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' Okay, I'll open orp the glorve bax! ''{he fails}'' It's laerked!
====Anything → Glove Box====
:'''RENALDO:''' That won't unlock the glorve bax for me.
====Paperclip → Glove Box====
:'''RENALDO:''' Maybe I can jimmypick the laerk with this paperclorp!
:''{The glove box opens.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I got it orpen!

===Ol' Fast Food===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' It's a greasy bagga Blubb-O's. Dangeresque likes to let it ripen down on the floor mat.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I'll grab it up. Maybe somebaddy's hungry.
:''{Renaldo takes the bag.}''
====Anything → Ol' Fast Food====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Paperclip===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' Looks like a paperclorp in the aershtray.
====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo takes the paperclip without saying anything.}''

===Radio===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' IT's a Totaltronics Symptom-7 No-Fi radio with a cassette player and a built-in sound-have. A real sludgefeast for the ears!
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' Yeah, let's change the myorsic.
:''{A different song plays.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Renaldo changes the song without saying anything. Several songs are available, but unidentified. One sounds like the theme to [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]].}''
====Anything → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' I am NOT puttin that in the tape player.
====Antenna → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' That antenna's too hi-fi for this no-fi radio.
====Rock Spotty Party Mix → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' Ohh, a Rock Spotty party mix?! ''{singing}'' Rock Spotty, came to rock the party. Guaranteed to rock, rock ya body.
:''{He puts the tape inside}''
:''{If Renaldo has played all the available music tracks in the game}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I listened to all the available number 1 jams! I'm a myorsical cornnoisuaer!

===Rearview===
====Look====
:''{Before the trunk has been opened}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey look! It's me. Renaldo! The sidekick!
:''{After the trunk has been opened}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Now the trunk's orpen. THAT musta been the th'dunk I heard. A trunk th'dunk!
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna adjust it. D-Money has it set just right for dropping smoke bombs and oil slicks.
====Air Freshener → Rearview====
:''{Renaldo puts the air freshener on the mirror without saying anything.}''

====Anything → Rearview====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna hang that from the rearview.

===Smelltree===
====Look====
:''{Before scenting}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's a li'l smelltree. The kind your chain-smokin' aunt would hang up and pretend it made the car NOT smell like the fingerholes of a bowling ball.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After scenting}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's been freshly scented with Dungeonmusk!
====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo picks it up without saying anything}''
====Anything → Smelltree====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to bother the smelltree with that.

====Colognac → Smelltree====
:'''RENALDO:''' That might add a little too much stank. If I wanna bring this thing back from the dead I oughta just spritz it somehow.

===Using two inventory items together===
:''{Fast food and air freshener}''
:'''RENALDO:''' This ain't the type-a game where you mash stuff together like that. You're thinkin of Dangeresque: Survivo Craftmasta!

==In the Sewer==

===Chunk Rock===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a chunk rock! I used to love chunkin those things at stuff when I was but a wee crooked cop.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whattaya say, wanna be partners? We can pull the ol' Good Cop/Chunk Rock routine on all the perps!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque puts the rock in his inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I love a good chunk rock! You can chunk these things at all kindsa stuff!

===Crack in the Wall===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a little crack in the brick work.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's cracks in the wall like you who think they can slip through the cracks in the system!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' A loose chunk o' wall jiggled a little bit. But it's lodged in there pretty good.
====Anything → Crack in the Wall====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't want to shove that in this crack.
====Tire Iron → Crack in the Wall====
:''{Dangeresque swings the tire iron.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dislodged a whole chunk rock!

===Electrician===
====Look====
:''{Before talking to him}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like a Union of Dumpy Electrical Workers member.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Local 458 represent!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to him}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the gray lump of dump that's standing between me and my Quickstart Guide.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One side, electroman! I need to get my Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide outta the grodywater!!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' No way. I'm not movin til I finish this job. And I can't replace this fuse because the building upstairs is pullin too much power. Until they shut all the power off, I ain't budgin.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can't you just go ask them to shut the power off?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Ha! I'd need both a Ladder Permit AND a Walk Twenty Steps Permit for that. You're talking two to three weeks just to get those approved!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon, can't you just grab the guide yourself? Or move back a few feet so I can?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Nope, sorry. Still too much power on in that building upstairs.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When all the power is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, I think all the power's off in that building now. You should be good to change that fuse and get out m'way!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Hmm, lemme check. ''{pushes fusebox}'' Well, whattaya know. It IS off. Why don't you head back topside and come back in a little bit when I'm done.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Why can't you just do it right freakin now so I can get my guide?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Cause then we'd need an Unruly Observer Permit and a Watch Me Leave the Screen Permit. You don't wanna know the red tape required to pull those.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' UGH! Fine. I'll leave and come back.
:''{If the player has heard about all the permits}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I've heard enough about your superfluous permits. Supermitfluous!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Portmanteau permit DENIED!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But what if I wanna watch you leave the screen?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Sorry, this is the most you're getting outta me.
:''{The electrician ducks quickly}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Duckins!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm just gonna shove you aside so I can get my Quickstart Guide.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Oh yeah? You see those cones?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' A coupla safety cones never stopped ''{starts singing}'' Dangeresque from parking in the Faculty Lot so it's a shorter walk to the wings place on campus.
:''{A sharp barrier deploys from the orange cones.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, never mind. I'll just let you get back to it.
====Anything → Electrician====
:''{Before talking to him}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Sorry, can't accept it. I'm on the clock.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to him}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Bribery won't get you anywhere. I need that power turned off.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So bribery won't work but doing your job for you will?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Hey, I don't make the rules. I just talk about them ad nauseum.
====Chunk Rock → Electrician====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon chunk rock! Let's give that annoying electrician a little chin music!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' I wouldn't throw that thing at me.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh yeah? Why not?!
:''{A barrier springs up from the orange cones.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah yes, I see. Mommy will find something else to chunk you at, chunk rock.
====Tire Iron → Electrician====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon, Tire Iron! Let's put that hard hat to the test!
:''{Dangeresque waves the tire iron. The electrician ducks.}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Not so fast! Did you submit a Blunt Force Trauma Variance with an Automotive Accessory Extension?!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' UGH! You make everything so boring I don't even wanna crack your stupid skull open no more.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not tryin that again. Ain't freakin worth it.
===Guide===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's my Quickstart Guide! I hope its laminated edges hold out against this grodywater.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do your float honey. Remember, arms and legs out, chin up. Just like Miss Chlorino taught you in the pool.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach of it!
====Anything → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me quickstart get the quickstart guide!
====Antenna → Guide====
:''{Before the electrician leaves}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good idea. But I gotta get Dumpus Electricus out of the way first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the electrician has left}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THIS is why I got this awesome antenna! Come here, Quickstart Guide!
:''{Dangeresque rakes the guide toward him with the antenna.}''
====Chunk Rock → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'd just lose the rock and prolly sink the guide.
====Tire Iron → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think that'll reach it.

===Ladder===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a rusty ladder extending upwards out of the literal underbelly of Brainblow City.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' You coulda just said "it's a ladder".
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shut it!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ladder, you help me take a bite out of... CLIMB.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Groan. Groan I say.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque climbs the ladder back to the street.}''
====Anything → Ladder====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing I need to use with this ladder is me!

===Sewer Water===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City's water is among the most contaminated in the world. Just looks like log flume water to me.
====Talk To====
:''{Before rescuing the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey sewer water current! Send my quickstart guide over here!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After rescuing the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who knows how many flushed pet alligators and boa constrictors are slowly mutating within these murky depths.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not touchin that stuff with my bare gloves.
====Anything → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really don't wanna put that in the grodywater.
====Colognac → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna dilute Thy Dungeonmusk!
====Meltshake → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure! I'll scoop up a cup. After all, e-coli is only one letter off from being E-Cola!
:''{Dangeresque fills the cup with sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The cup's fulla holes so it's draining out.
:''{A cup meter appears in the corner. It slowly empties.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If there is water in the cup}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've already got some.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the water drains}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The water all ran outta my meltshake cup.

===Toolbox===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That electrician left his toolbox! He was finally good for something!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The hood of my car, the glovebox, the trunk, the sewer cap. This toolbox is like the end boss of stuff that opens.
====Get/Use====
:''{The toolbox has three tumblers that need to be aligned to unlock it.}''
====Anything → Toolbox====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna help me get that thing open. This is a TULBAUX toolbox. They're indestructible! The only way I'm gettin in there is the right combination.

===Gunk Smudge===
====Look====
:''{Before gunk is cleared}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some kinda gunk buildup from over the years of being slummed.
:''{After gunk is cleared}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now why would that guy scratch "brixx" onto his toolbox?
====Get/Use====
:''{Before cleaning}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It won't come off by glove. Maybe it needs some help.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After cleaning}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing left to GET here is a clue.
====Anything → Gunk Smudge====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna get that gunk offa there.
====Meltshake → Gunk Smudge====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An empty meltshake cup ain't gonna debunk this gunk.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With sewer water}''
:''{The water causes the gunk to sizzle away. The word "brixx" is revealed.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The grody sewer water cleaned that gunk right off! Hmm. "Brixx". I thought that guy was an electrician.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already cleaned it off.
===Wire Cutters===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sweet tooltypes! A pair of wire cutters!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Where Dangeresque is involved, it always comes down to the wire... cutters.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mere cutters. You've got a hot date with some primary colored wires!
:''{He takes the wire cutters into his inventory}''

===Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.
====Anything → Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

===More Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.
====Anything → More Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

===Even More Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.

====Anything → Even More Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

====If Dangeresque has spoken with all inanimate objects====
'''DANGERESQUE:''' I talked to all my inanimate informants!

== Game Over ==
:''{If Dangeresque gets run over}''
:''{Dangeresque's stunt double is standing in the road. The green car drives past and knocks him in the air.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque jostles the bomb}''
:''{The car explodes. Cut to the street. Renaldo's fez and Dangeresque's glasses are lying in the street.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque is in the sewer while the bomb explodes}''
:''{The car explodes. The explosion causes the roof of the sewer to cave in, causing Dangeresque to get blown over}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{In compressed audio}'' Or did I?

:''{These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}''
:But for real...
:{{short hr}}
:Do over...
:{{short hr}}
:Okay, trying harder this time...
:{{short hr}}
:Undo dog! Undo dog!
:{{short hr}}
:Fine, here's your bonus point.
:{{short hr}}
:''{The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.''}

==Ending==
:''{Dangeresque and Rendaldo are running away from the Gremlin with both the hood and trunk popped. They jump and scream as the car explodes behind them.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode complete!

{{Dangeresque|cat=Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Responses

68.37.43.131 — Thu, 31 Aug 2023 03:33:21 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* Talk To */ The stink is pretendous.

[[File:TwitterRoomisode2.jpg|thumb|A list of responses shared to [[@StrongBadActual]]]]
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These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]].

{{spoiler}}

==Intro==
''{Picking up where Roomisode 1 left off}''
:''{Zoom in on Dangeresque. Dangeresque screams and falls. Dang-car-esque is driving in the street below. The trunk opens and Dangeresque falls into it. Inside the car, Renaldo scoots aside so Dangeresque can take the wheel.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice catch, Renaldo.
:'''RENALDO:''' Anytime, Dangeresque.
:''{The car shakes and makes ugly noises}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. Sounds like engine trouble.
:''{Cut to the streets}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Pull over at this intersection.
:''{The car stops. The hood is smoking.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Cut to the intersection. Renaldo is in the car. Dangeresque is outside.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' 50 year-old automobiles don't just "break down." Something's suspicious, Renaldo.
:'''RENALDO:''' Ya probably just need to replace the 70's shaft. Porp the hood and take a lork!

==Intersection==

===Antenna===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That thing's incredible! I bet they've got a TV in that car. Can you imagine? Televised visions? INSIDE an automobile?!
====Talk====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't you wanna come live on my car? I'll treat you real nice.
:'''DRIVER:''' Stop hitting on inanimate objects!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah it's kind of a problem I have.
====Get/Use====
:'''DRIVER:''' HEY! Leave that alone!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But I want it cause it's awesome.
:'''DRIVER:''' Actually it's been busted for a while. If ya can help me get ridda the pet stink in here, it's all yours.
====Air Freshener → Antenna====
:''{Music begins playing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's not such a bad antenna. Maybe all it needs is a little love.
:''{Dangeresque ties the air freshener to the antenna. The antenna droops dramatically.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've killed it.
:'''DRIVER:''' Get that thing off my antenna!!
:''{Dangeresque removes it. The antenna returns to normal.}''
:''{If the air freshener was scented, continues below}''
:'''DRIVER:''' Didn't smell half bad, actually.
====Anything → Antenna====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That will not help in any way whatsoever.
====Tire Iron &rarr Antenna====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If I want this antenna, I need to find a different solution.

===Back Bumper===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Bump!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Back Hubcap===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{after hood opens}'' Hey, ya did it! ''{rapping}'' A hub-bump to the front and a bump-hub to the back! Open up the hood so we can attack... the automotive issues.. at hand.
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Front Bumper===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Bump!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Front Hubcap===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hub!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.

===Cold Ones Sign===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That place only serves semi-premium watery domestic cold ones. It's the true mark of a quality establishment.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This case has gone COLD. Ones.
====Get/Use====
:''{If the sign is on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns sign off}'' That'll teach this bar to put its signs on the outside of its windows.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the sign is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns sign on}'' Let the light of Cold Ones shine unto the world yet again.

====Anything → Cold Ones Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The cold ones sign doesn't need to be involved with that particular item.

====Tire Iron → Cold Ones Sign====
:''{If the sign is on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wanton destruction is the pinnacle!
:''{Dangeresque smashes the sign with the tire iron.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the sign is already turned off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already turned off. No need for smash-em-ups.

===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:''{On the street}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look alone! Except when I look with Renaldo!
:'''RENALDO:''' Which is all the time!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My overbelly looks appropriately seedy here in the seedy underbelly of Brainblow City.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to talk to myself. I've got my trusty Renaldo with me.
:'''RENALDO:''' And I'm a fortain of greart cornversation!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to talk to myself. I've got my trusty Renaldo with me. Oh, wait.

====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque spins around and stops with a pose to the camera accompanied with a "ding" sound. This finishing pose has him smiling proudly with his gloves on his hips.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hee hee!
====Air Freshener → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I used to wear an air freshener shaped like a lightning bolt as a necklace. It smelled like aluminum foil and blood!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{head spinning}'' WHOOA that's strong!

====Antenna → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna take it outta my pants because then I have to think about when it went into my pants.
====Busted Tape → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just cause I can type with boxing gloves doesn't mean I can wind busted tapes up with boxing gloves. Maybe if I had fingers.
====Colognac → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I'm already wearing enough to kill a small horse.
:'''RENALDO:''' That happened once!
====Fast Food → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' As much as I want to devour this perfectly aged fast food, I can prolly find a better use for it.
====Fixed Tape → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should get Naldo Naldo to put this in the tape deck tape deck.
====Guide → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, let's see what this thing says...
:''{Dangeresque reads the instructions on the guide.}''
====Meltshake Cup → Dangeresque====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I wish there were some Reesy Cup dregs in here but I think that raccoonolith got every drop.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When filled with sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I AM pretty thirsty. I bet a little sip a dip wouldn't hurt.
:''{Dangeresque sips up the water. He grunts painfully as he mutates into the monstrosity from [[animal]].}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{On the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I say there, Dangerstrosity, do you know the times?
:''{He changes back to normal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I did! I DID know the times! 2:34 and 8:15!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:''{He changes back to normal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Phew! That was one potent potable!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Cool, cool. Scarred for life, cool.
====Paperclip → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that this with this that!
====Party Mix → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Where IS that tape!
:'''RENALDO:''' I think you're holdin it dare, D-Buckets.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Right. Thought I was on a different case for a second there.
====Tire Iron → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{waving tire iron around}'' Hee hee!

===Drain===
====Look====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh gutter drain, how many tennis balls and frisbies (sic) have you claimed?
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide went down there!
====Talk To====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Helloooooo down there.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' ''{from inside drain}'' Sup?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{jumping}'' AHHH!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Subhuman sewer mutants! Can you pass me up my quickstart guide?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Come down and get it yourself, surfaceling!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Dumpy Electrician! You done yet?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Nope! That building's still pullin too much power!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When all the power is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Dumpy Electrician! You done yet?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Maybe! But I can't check right now! I'd have to file a Talk Thru Drain work order first. Come down and see me.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the electrician leaves}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that paperwork obsessed contractor is gone now.
====Get/Use====
:''{Before opening the sewer cap}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My voluptuous head and hands prevent me from reaching in there. And wearing turtlenecks.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the sewer hole is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can just climb into the sewer hole now.

====Anything → Drain====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't want to put nothin down there. Y'know cause-a like, clown murder joke... balloon.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:''' DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna lose anything else down there!

===Finger Sign===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{reading}'' WORK FROM HOME! EARN EXTRA CASH! BE MY OWN BOSS?! Sorry pointy finger sign, already waaaay ahead of ya.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' MAYBE DON'T USE ALL CAPS NEXT TIME!! IT READS LIKE YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll leave it here. I think it'll do more good where it is.

====Anything → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to work from home and earn extra cash.

====Busted Tape → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I may not have fingers to wind this busted tape up with... but this pyramid scheme does!
:''{Dangeresque puts the tape on the finger and spins it around, repairing the tape.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes! It's unjagled! Good as 1989!

====Fixed Tape → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already fixed. I don't wanna overwind!

===Guy in Bar===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check it out! That guy's playing Rig Rug! One of my all time fave arcade games! Wish this bar had a door so I could go play it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He's still Riggin' Rugs.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He looks like he's taking a break from playing that game.
====Talk To====
:''{Before checking under the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Arcade Guy! You know anything about cars?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Not now! I'm trying to beat the high score in Rig Rug! Maybe check back later!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After checking under the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Arcade Guy! You know how to defuse a bomb?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Not now! I'm trying to beat the high score in Rig Rug! Maybe check back later!
:''{Continues below after speaking with Renaldo, but before speaking with the electrician}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh, I know a cool cheat code you could try.
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' I said later! Rug Riggin' is Lyfe!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:''{"Can you unplug?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy. Can you unplug your game? The electric man in the sewer says you're pullin too much power.
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' While that IS a fantastic explanation, I can't stop. That high score is so close! I can almost taste the rigid corners of its pixelated font!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww. Well, if I catch you lickin that screen I'm reporting you to the Creepo Unit.
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' I have definitely never done that. Today.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to Renaldo}''
:''{Hold UP + Player 2}''
:''{After talking to the Electrician}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy! I heard about this amazing cheat code for Rig Rug! It'll help you get the high score!
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' No way! A cheat code I haven't heard of? That's unheard of! By me. Cause I haven't heard of it.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I got that. Wanna hear it or not?
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' Paste it on me!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, on the stage select screen... if you hold UP and the Player 2 button, it gives you a hundred thousand bonus points!
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' WHAT?! I gotta try it!
::''{He tries it.}''
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' AHHH! The game crashed and turned off!! Also, AHHH! The Feds!!
::''{A hand pulls the Arcade Guy away. Glass crashes, and the lights in the bar go out.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{laughing}'' Heh heh. Thanks for the tip Renaldo!
::'''RENALDO:''' Poor fella. I'm gonna miss his silhouetted shenanigans.

====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't do much but yell at him through the window.

====Anything → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not wastin this on some silhouette guy.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna get him to turn off the power.

====Busted Tape → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy! Can you help me fix this tape?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' You just wind it back up! But I don't have a pencil on me and I can't spare a finger right now.

====Fixed Tape → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, Arcade Guy, you clearly enjoy outdated electronics. Want this old cassette tape?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Lemee lone! I'm Rigging so many Rugs right now!
:''{After talking to the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, wanna trade? This cassette tape for you shutting off that game!
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' And lose all my progress? No chance!

===Hood===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{tries to open hood, but fails}'' Crumpdingle! I forgot the secret trick that pops the hood.
:'''RENALDO:''' HUB-BUMP to the front and BUMP-HUB to the back!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's no use. I need to use the secret trick to open it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open up! It's me! Dangeresque! Guess it's not voice-activated.
====Get/Use====
:''{Same as "Look"}''

====Anything → Hood====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me porp the hood. Er, POP the hood.
:'''RENALDO:''' Now you're torkin'!

===Meltshake Cup===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a chewed up meltshake cup fulla teeth holes.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your story's fulla holes meltshake! I'm shakin' you down!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All's he left of my combo meal is an empty Meltshake cup.
:''{Dangeresque puts the cup in his inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And the pressure plate is stuck now.

===Niiice Ride===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now that is a niiiice ride.
:'''RENALDO:''' You said it, Dangeresque. And lookit that antenna! You think they can pick up the Ola Toya fight on that thing?
====Talk To====
:''{If Strong Bad is holding the pressure plate, the car will drive off before he can speak with it.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the car is stopped}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Do you know how to defuse a bomb? We need some help here.
:'''DRIVER:''' You need help?! I got a sick pet in here that sick petted all over the place! The smell is pretendous! I've been drivin around the block tryin to air it out but it's no use! Gimme good smells and you can have my busted antenna.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's the deal with your incredibly nondescript pet again?
:'''DRIVER:'' It got nondescriptly sick all over my interior and now it descriptly stinks.

====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque kicks the car}''
:'''DRIVER:''' HEY!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oops. Sorry. Forgot which car this was.
====Anything → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Waste of time, that. I won't do it
====Air Freshener → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Will this old air freshener help with your pet stank?
:'''DRIVER:''' Hmm. I do need an air freshener. Gettin pretty ripe in here. But that piece of crap doesn't even smell like a piece of crap!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Niiice Ride====
:''{If Dangeresque didn't speak with the driver first}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Would you care for a freshly scented air freshener?
:'''DRIVER:''' Uh, kinda. But why are you just giving it to me?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dunno. Guess I'm just kinda tryin stuff at this point.
:'''DRIVER:''' Well, I'll take it but only if you get that busted old antenna off my car in trade.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure! That thing rules!
:''{Dangeresque puts the antenna in his inventory with a grunt. A CENSORED box covers him.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' See ya!
:''{The green car drives off.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque did speak with the driver first}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Would this freshly scented air freshener help with your stank situation?
:'''DRIVER:''' Whoa! Smell that dankitude! That's what I need! give it here!
:''{Dangeresque hands over the air freshener.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' The antenna's all yours. Take it so I can run this red light and get my nondescript pet to a vague veterinarian!
:''{Dangeresque puts the antenna in his inventory with a grunt. A CENSORED box covers him.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' See ya!
:''{The green car drives off.}''
====Colognac → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can I interest you in this finest colognac?
:'''DRIVER:''' Hmm. I dig that scent but I don't really need a whole bottle of colognac.
====Fixed Tape → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You need a rehabilitated tape of SLOW JAMZ?
:'''DRIVER:''' Tapes? I love tradin tapes! I'll trade you this Rock Spotty Party Mix for your Slow Jamz.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh. Uh, okay. That wasn't really what I was trying to-
:''{The swap is made.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' Thanks!
====Meltshake → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say driverman, you want this hole-y meltshake cup?
:'''DRIVER:''' Holy? I don't care if it's blessed by St. Pod himself! I don't want it!
====Party Mix → Niiice Ride====
:'''DRIVER:''' Hey! No tradebacks!
====Tire Iron → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Want me to ding this up for ya? The "distressed" look is all the rage right now.
:''{He waves the tire iron around.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' I hear the "brain flattened on asphalt" look is also popular.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Understood. Good bumper. Who's a good bumper?

===Pressure Plate===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the metal plate that changes the light if a car stops on it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey pressure plate, no PRESSURE, but can you change the stop light?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see if I can activate this thing.
:''{Dangeresque jumps on the plate. The light turns red and a green car drives in.}''
:''{As soon as Dangeresque steps off, the light changes and the green car drives off.}''
====Anything → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item on the plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It doesn't weigh enough to change the light.
====Busted Tape → Pressure Plate====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should fix this tape before I do anything else with it.
====Fast Food → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item on the plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It doesn't weigh enough to change the light.
:''{The trash can begins to shake violently.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. I think the call of the Blubb-O's whale summmoned another leviathan!
:''{A large raccoon, the Raccoonolith, trots out leisurely from the trash can. It eats the fast food greedily, weighing down the pressure plate. A green car drives up and stops.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hot styles! That raccoonolith triggered the stop light! Now I can safely cross over to that sewer cap!
:''{The Raccoonolith finishes eating and returns to its trash can. A fast food drink cup is all that is left behind. The pressure plate remains pressed down, keeping the light changed and the car stopped.}''
====Paperclip → Pressure Plate====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bad idea.
====Tire Iron → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item weighing down the pressure plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's nothin quite like placing items on a metal plate embedded in the asphalt.
:'''RENALDO:''' You said it, D-Launch! That's my childhood right there!

===Renaldo===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Green Liability" as he's known in some circles.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. The Watson to my Holmes. Or Graham Bell. Wait, were those the same Watsons?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The One-Man Two-Problem" as they called him in the Navy.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. "The Human Frazzled Nerve".
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Hostage in Waiting" as they call him down at the precinct.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. The side-iest of sidekicks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Human Leftovers Smell" as his roommates know him.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Known Circle" as he's known in some circles.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Human That One Hard Burnt French Fry At The Bottom" as his parole officer lovingly dubbed him.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Syracuse Scrumbler" as he was known in Division 4 ball.
:''{After going through all the nicknames}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that's all the nicknames. The ones that won't get him in legal trouble, anyways.
:{{short hr}}
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He looks pretty frazzled. Maybe a li'l zazzled?
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What is it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What IS it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What is IT?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' Whaaaat izzit?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What would you like, man?!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Before popping the hood}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Open the Hood}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you remember how to open the hood?
::'''RENALDO:''' Didn't we come up with a dope beat to remind us? Hub-bump, to the front! Bump-hub, to the back! Somethin' like that?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks. We'll debate your definition of dopeness later.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you remember how to open the hood?
::'''RENALDO:''' HUB-BUMP to the front! BUMP-HUB to the back!
::{{short hr}}
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You're supposed to be figuring out what's wrong with ol' Dangecaresque here.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. I'ma dodat.
::{{short hr}}
:''{While frazzled}''
:''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Renaldo, I need to get that quickstart guide from the sewer. Any ideas?
::'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Save yourself, Dangeresque! I buried 14 bucks in change in my backyard. It's all yours! Take it and run! Start a new life somewhere!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The panic has clearly made him delusional. The "14 bucks" are a couple subway tokens and half a Rif Simken rookie card.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Renaldo, I need to get that quickstart guide from the sewer. Any ideas?
::'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Save yourself, Dangeresque!
::{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You gotta get that quickstart guide out the sewer!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I'ma dodat.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Remember Rig Rug?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' That bar over there's got a Rig Rug machine!
::'''RENALDO:''' Rig Rug? Isn't that the game that would shut itself orf and alert the Feds if you held UP and the PLAYER 2 button during the STAGE SELECT screen?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, I guess. That's a very specific memory, Renaldo.
::'''RENALDO:''' It's no joke. I lost a coupla friends to Rig Rug that way. And don't get me started on Pooyan!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I definitely will not.
::{{short hr}}
:''{After the electrician leaves}''
::''{That toolbox}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't get that blasted toolbox open, Renaldo! It's got like, little stars for the combination instead of numbers! What type-a crap is that?
::'''RENALDO:''' Stairs, you say? How many points has a stair?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, whattaya talk?
::'''RENALDO:''' I dunno. Just some lyrics I heard once. Thought they was poetical!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're a real help, Renaldo.
:''{After the manual is retrieved}''
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You gotta use that guide to defuse this BAERM!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I'ma dodat.

====Get/Use====
:''{Before popping the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need you to check inside the car.
:'''RENALDO:''' You should prally look under the hood first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Renaldo's of no use to me in this state. I need to calm him down somehow.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being calmed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need you to check inside the car.
:'''RENALDO:''' Ha-roo got it, D-Large.
====Anything → Renaldo====
:''{Before checking under the hood}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Not now, Dangeresque! You should check under the hood first!
:{{short hr}}
:''{While in a panic}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna calm him down!
:{{short hr}}
:''{While calmed down}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Naw I don't need that so much.
====Busted Tape → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here, Renaldo. Have some slow jamz to soothe your troubled styles.
:'''RENALDO:''' Slow jamz are a good idea but that jangled mess is useless!
====Fixed Tape → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Take 30 cc's of these slow jamz, STAT!
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Give a here!
:''{Dangeresque hands over the tape. Cut to inside the car. Renaldo puts the tape in. Tenerence Love's Sweaty Overweight Jamz begin playing.}''
:''{Back to the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{calming down}'' Aaaah! Now that's the stuff! Sorry for freakin out on ya there, Big D! Now let's defuse that baerm!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like he's back to normal.
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{singing}'' Brah-ding brah-dang brah-doirng!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' At least, 'Naldo normo.
====Guide → Renaldo====
:'''RENALDO:''' You should read it yourself, Dangeresque.
====Tire Iron → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wanna play a round of Fez Lopper like we used ta? ''{waves tire iron around}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Ooh, I'm a sit this one out. I finally just regained all the childhood memories I lost the last time we played. Turns out I'm adorpted!

===Sewer Cap===
:''{If the stoplight hasn't been changed, a car will drive past.}''
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All Brainblow City sewer caps are required to be "mutant pet flushed down the toilet" proof.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open up, it's the almost police! Oh well. Worth a shot.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{fails to lift the cap}'' Ergh! Dang! Thing's heavy! Gonna need some help if I wanna get down there.
====Anything → Sewer Cap====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That non-specific item won't help me get this sewer cap off.
====Tire Iron → Sewer Cap====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's do it, Tire Iron!
:''{Dangeresque uses the tire iron to pry the sewer cap open. The cover flies off-screen.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm sure that Jewelry Store across the street didn't need that plate glass display window anyways.

===Stoplight===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's green for cross traffic, makin it dangerous to cross... traffic.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' IF I CAN CHANGE, YOU CAN CHANGE, TRAFFIC LIGHT!
====Get/Use====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's no crosswalk button thing. Maybe somethin else changes it.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Dangeresque moves behind the stoplight so it looks like his head is the stoplight.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh check me out, I'm Stoplight Head! Disrupter of traffic patterns! Bane of the DOT!
====Anything → Stoplight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna help me change the light.

===Street===
:''{If the light has not been changed}''
:''{Chosen in order}''
:''{A green car drives by.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoadang! That car came out of nowhere.
:{{short hr}}
:''{The car drives by again.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Must be doin' laps around the block.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That car is a menace to my style!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Next time I'm just gonna stand in the road!
:{{short hr}}
:''{bip}''
:''{Cut to the same scene with Strong Sad standing in Dangeresque's place as his stunt double, wearing only a paper bag with a crude drawing of Strong Bad's face over his head. The car quickly drives by and hits him, flinging him out of the scene while he yells. Game over.}''

===Streetlight===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just a city streetlight. Born and raised in ''{singing uncertainly}'' South Detrite?
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you one of them "streetlight people" I've heard so much about?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach that thing. I've got a great vertical leap when it comes to case files. But I'm useless with streetlights.
====Anything → Streetlight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look, that's just not gonna help.
====Antenna → Streetlight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That could probably reach the streetlight. But I don't think it would shut it off. More like electrocute me.
====Chunk Rock → Streetlight====
:''{Dangeresque throws the rock at the light. The light breaks.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah! THAT'S how a body chunks a rock!
====Tire Iron → Streetlight====
:''{Dangeresque waves the tire iron around.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I like smashin stuff, but I can't reach it.

===Street Debris===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the little fruit salad of hood ornaments and bits of brake light that forms in the middle of intersections. Prolly a Sniglet for it, but I can't remember.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm here to clean up these mean streets!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing worth its style in this pile is an old air freshener. Lost all its smell though.
:''{Dangeresque picks up the air freshener and puts it in his inventory}''
====Anything → Street Debris====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna add to the pile.

===Tire Iron===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THAT'S where my tire iron got to! I haven't had to bust this thing out in a while. Not since out run-in with Killingyouguy and his sister Rackingyougal.
:'''RENALDO:''' Now SHE knew a thing or two about a three or four if ya know what I mean.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um... I don't... know what you mean.
:'''RENALDO:''' Nor I, Big Desque, nor I.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The whole precinct's gettin' real TIRED of you, IRON! Hand in your badge!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mere you! Let's do some damage together!
:''{Dangeresque puts the tire iron in his inventory.}''

===Street Hole===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sewer hole? More like a street hole.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hang on Quickstart Guide! I'm coming for ya!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After getting the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's hope these sewers are still C.H.U.D. free since '93!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque leaps down the hole. He lands inside the sewer.}''
====Anything &rarr Street Hole====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna drop that nonspecific item in the sewer.

===Trash Can===
====Look====
:''{Before checking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks full to burstin.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being checked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Something LARGE dwelleth therein.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After using the Fast Food}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Raccoonolith is asleep in there.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your trash is grash!
::{{short hr}}
:''{After using the Fast Food}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good night, sweet racoonolith. And flights of Blubb-O's whales sing thee to thy rest.

====Get/Use====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to jump... inthistrashcan!
:''{jumps in, back out}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, there was something BIG in there. It did NOT like me invading its home. But check it out! I found this tape of SLOW JAMZ! Someone trashed it because it's broken and doesn't work anymore!
:''{Dangeresque puts the Slow Jamz in his inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just like the warm fuzzy feeling I get when I leap in the trash.
:''{jumps in, back out}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think the warm fuzzy feeling just tried to bite me.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the Raccoonolith has been fed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I can hear him snoozin in there. Or maybe he just ate the kids meal toy. I think it was a wind-up Potato Nudule.
====Air Freshener → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way! This air freshener is mid-intersection gold!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, this trash already smells surprisingly good. Like a burst ketchup packet that just got done mowin the early spring lawn.
:'''RENALDO:''' Gee, Dangeresque! That's like poetry!
====Busted Tape → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just found that thing in there! I'm not givin it back!
====Fixed Tape → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not throwin this back in there! I just fixed it! It was like a whole puzzle!
====Meltshake → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, there's prolly a reason why he left it behind.
====Ol' Fast Food → Trash Can====
:''{The trash can shakes violently.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think I wanna throw this in there. Might lose a glove.
====Anything Else → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to throw that away.

===Using Two Inventory Items Together===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This ain't no crafting game! This is a Use Inventory Item on Stuff In Scene Game!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You try combining inventory items in your pants!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! A taperclip?! Unholy!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City has a strict No Combining Items law. It's one of the few I actually follow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Hey! You found the one item combination that actually works! Or I'm lying and you're a terrible listener.

==Engine==
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, let's see what's bothering ol' Dangercaresque.
:''{Close up under the hood. There is a bomb wired to the engine.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Holy crap! It's a bomb!!
:''{Cut to a title screen}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom!
:''{Back to the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' A BAERMB! We're done for! I always knew I was gonna die on the terlet!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, you're sitting in my car.
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh, right. Of course. Uh, nevermind.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry, Renaldo. Dangeresque is always prepared for danger...ish scenarios. There's a laminated Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide in the car. Just hand it to me and we'll--
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' BLAAAH! Here you go, Dangerish!
:''{The manual comes flying out of the car. Dangeresque leaps to catch it but it falls down the drain.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' *Sigh* b/w ''{pronounced "backed with"}'' *shrug*. Sit tight, Renaldo. We don't know what might trigger this thing.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry engine! I'll save your 2-valve single cylinder self!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's peep this bomb.
:''{The Engine is opened}''

===A/C Fluid Intake===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangecaresque has a custom A/C that I can pour anything in to use as coolant.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already open. If I wanna use it I need to put somethin IN it.
====Anything → A/C Fluid Intake====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not helping!
====Colognac → A/C Fluid Intake====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure. Thy Dungeonmusk makes a great freon substitute.
:''{The colognac is poured into the intake.}''
====Meltshake → A/C Fluid Intake====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cup's empty. I WISH I could make my air conditioning be Reesy Cup Meltshake scented, though.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When full of sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww! No way! I don't wnat the whole car smellin like grodywater! It already smells like Renaldowater, which is bad enough.

===Bomb Stuff===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the bomb's detonator. Doesn't look like there's a timer running which is at least somethin.
====Get/Use====
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with any of this until I get Renaldo chillèd down.
:''{After calming Renaldo}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, this is definitely a good idea. I should just start messin with it.
:''{Dangeresque begins tampering with the bomb. It explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''

====Anything → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That'll probably just trigger the bomb.

====Colognac &rarr Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to make the bomb smell good before it murders me.

====Fast Food → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's a terrible idea and would never help in a million years.

====Guide → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just read the guide. It'll tell me what to do with this stuff.

====Meltshake → Bomb Stuff====
:''{Before getting the Guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't try using other stuff with the bomb stuff until I get my Quickstart Guide back.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Before cutting the wires}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I guess this is what the quickstart guide said to do? I sorta skimmed it.
:''{The car blows up. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An empty meltshake cup does not a bomb defuse.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When filled with water}''
:''{A drumroll plays as the water is poured on. The bomb shorts out and the screen reads "Defuse"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I did it! I defused the bomb!
:'''RENALDO:''' You did it, Dangeresque! You saved us!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw, it was nothin, Renaldo. Just another day in the life of a--
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh hey, looky dare. ''{turns a page}'' There was a cover page of that Quickstaert Guide in here all along.
:''{Renaldo reads the cover page}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Huh. Well ain't that somethin.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' SHUT UP AND RUN, IDIOT!!
:''{To the ending}''

====Wire Cutters → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' They're not called Bomb Detonator Display Thingy Cutters! They're called WIRE cutters!

===Blue Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, the infamous "blue one".
====Get/Use====
:''{Before reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with these wires until I have that Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just do what the Quickstart Guide told me.
====Anything → Blue Wire====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's prolly just gonna get me blowed up.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really just need to find something to cut these wires.
====Wire Cutters → Blue Wire====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, here goes somethin!
:''{The wire is cut and the countdown begins.}''

===Green Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Once again, you can't beat the mouseover text: Green Wire.

====Wire Cutters → Green Wire====
:''{If the wrong wire is cut}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Is that it? Did I save the day?
:''{The bomb explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the right wire is cut}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now to short circuit the bomb stuff!
:''{If the bomb is not short circuited in time, the bomb explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''

===Red Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The mouseover text said it best: Red Wire.
====Wire Cutters → Red Wire====
:''{If the right wire is cut, Dangeresque won't say anything}''

==Inside Dangercaresque==
===A/C Control===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' That's the control for the air slash conditioner. Say, why DO they put that slash in the middle there?
====Get/Use====
:''{Before adding colognac}''
:''{Renaldo turns the A/C on. Air begins to blow through it. Then, he turns it off.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I'ma shut it orf. It craps out on ya's if you run it for too long.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After adding colognac}''
:''{Renaldo turns the A/C on. Green air blows through it. Renaldo switches it off.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Whoof! That colognac ain't foolin around! I'ma smell like a dank dungeon in no time! A big step up from my usual dank shower aroma.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the colognac is in and the air freshener is placed}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey! Thy Dungeonmusk re-scented that old air fraershenaer! Good timing too cause it sounds like the A/C just gave out.
====Air Freshener → A/C====
:'''RENALDO:''' Normally ya hang these things from the rearview.
====Colognac → A/C====
:'''RENALDO:''' If I wanna add some stank to the A/C, I don't think that's the way to doot. Maybe under the hood? Next to the cramifold gaersket?

===Ashtray===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' It's the aershtray.
:{{short hr}}
''{When open, and empty}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Just an empty aershtray.

====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo opens the ashtray. There is a bent paperclip inside.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Renaldo closes it without saying anything.}''
====Anything → Ashtray====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use that with the aershtray.

===Button===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' A prime specimen push button. The envy of all its unpushed friends. Just beggin to get pushed, that button.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't remember what this does but I'ma push it!
:''{Renaldo pushes the button}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Well, somethin' th'dunked. Not sure what.
:''{Outside, the trunk is now open.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being pushed}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's already pushed.
====Anything → Button====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Finest Colongac===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' A bottle of Thy Dungeonmusk. The colognac for shirtless viking types.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' "Thy Dungeonmusk! Obvious smells are: Seventies, Men's Room, and DENNIS."
:''{Renaldo takes the bottle.}''
====Air Freshener → Colognac====
:'''RENALDO:''' If I wanna stank up this air fraeshener, that is NAT the way to doot.
====Anything → Colognac====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Glovebox Knob===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' I think that opens up the glorve bax.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' Okay, I'll open orp the glorve bax! ''{he fails}'' It's laerked!
====Anything → Glove Box====
:'''RENALDO:''' That won't unlock the glorve bax for me.
====Paperclip → Glove Box====
:'''RENALDO:''' Maybe I can jimmypick the laerk with this paperclorp!
:''{The glove box opens.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I got it orpen!

===Ol' Fast Food===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' It's a greasy bagga Blubb-O's. Dangeresque likes to let it ripen down on the floor mat.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I'll grab it up. Maybe somebaddy's hungry.
:''{Renaldo takes the bag.}''
====Anything → Ol' Fast Food====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Paperclip===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' Looks like a paperclorp in the aershtray.
====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo takes the paperclip without saying anything.}''

===Radio===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' IT's a Totaltronics Symptom-7 No-Fi radio with a cassette player and a built-in sound-have. A real sludgefeast for the ears!
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' Yeah, let's change the myorsic.
:''{A different song plays.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Renaldo changes the song without saying anything. Several songs are available, but unidentified. One sounds like the theme to [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]].}''
====Anything → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' I am NOT puttin that in the tape player.
====Antenna → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' That antenna's too hi-fi for this no-fi radio.
====Rock Spotty Party Mix → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' Ohh, a Rock Spotty party mix?! ''{singing}'' Rock Spotty, came to rock the party. Guaranteed to rock, rock ya body.
:''{He puts the tape inside}''
:''{If Renaldo has played all the available music tracks in the game}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I listened to all the available number 1 jams! I'm a myorsical cornnoisuaer!

===Rearview===
====Look====
:''{Before the trunk has been opened}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey look! It's me. Renaldo! The sidekick!
:''{After the trunk has been opened}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Now the trunk's orpen. THAT musta been the th'dunk I heard. A trunk th'dunk!
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna adjust it. D-Money has it set just right for dropping smoke bombs and oil slicks.
====Air Freshener → Rearview====
:''{Renaldo puts the air freshener on the mirror without saying anything.}''

====Anything → Rearview====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna hang that from the rearview.

===Smelltree===
====Look====
:''{Before scenting}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's a li'l smelltree. The kind your chain-smokin' aunt would hang up and pretend it made the car NOT smell like the fingerholes of a bowling ball.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After scenting}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's been freshly scented with Dungeonmusk!
====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo picks it up without saying anything}''
====Anything → Smelltree====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to bother the smelltree with that.

====Colognac → Smelltree====
:'''RENALDO:''' That might add a little too much stank. If I wanna bring this thing back from the dead I oughta just spritz it somehow.

===Using two inventory items together===
:''{Fast food and air freshener}''
:'''RENALDO:''' This ain't the type-a game where you mash stuff together like that. You're thinkin of Dangeresque: Survivo Craftmasta!

==In the Sewer==

===Chunk Rock===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a chunk rock! I used to love chunkin those things at stuff when I was but a wee crooked cop.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whattaya say, wanna be partners? We can pull the ol' Good Cop/Chunk Rock routine on all the perps!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque puts the rock in his inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I love a good chunk rock! You can chunk these things at all kindsa stuff!

===Crack in the Wall===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a little crack in the brick work.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's cracks in the wall like you who think they can slip through the cracks in the system!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' A loose chunk o' wall jiggled a little bit. But it's lodged in there pretty good.
====Anything → Crack in the Wall====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't want to shove that in this crack.
====Tire Iron → Crack in the Wall====
:''{Dangeresque swings the tire iron.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dislodged a whole chunk rock!

===Electrician===
====Look====
:''{Before talking to him}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like a Union of Dumpy Electrical Workers member.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Local 458 represent!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to him}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the gray lump of dump that's standing between me and my Quickstart Guide.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One side, electroman! I need to get my Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide outta the grodywater!!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' No way. I'm not movin til I finish this job. And I can't replace this fuse because the building upstairs is pullin too much power. Until they shut all the power off, I ain't budgin.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can't you just go ask them to shut the power off?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Ha! I'd need both a Ladder Permit AND a Walk Twenty Steps Permit for that. You're talking two to three weeks just to get those approved!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon, can't you just grab the guide yourself? Or move back a few feet so I can?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Nope, sorry. Still too much power on in that building upstairs.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When all the power is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, I think all the power's off in that building now. You should be good to change that fuse and get out m'way!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Hmm, lemme check. ''{pushes fusebox}'' Well, whattaya know. It IS off. Why don't you head back topside and come back in a little bit when I'm done.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Why can't you just do it right freakin now so I can get my guide?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Cause then we'd need an Unruly Observer Permit and a Watch Me Leave the Screen Permit. You don't wanna know the red tape required to pull those.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' UGH! Fine. I'll leave and come back.
:''{If the player has heard about all the permits}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I've heard enough about your superfluous permits. Supermitfluous!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Portmanteau permit DENIED!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But what if I wanna watch you leave the screen?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Sorry, this is the most you're getting outta me.
:''{The electrician ducks quickly}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Duckins!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm just gonna shove you aside so I can get my Quickstart Guide.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Oh yeah? You see those cones?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' A coupla safety cones never stopped ''{starts singing}'' Dangeresque from parking in the Faculty Lot so it's a shorter walk to the wings place on campus.
:''{A sharp barrier deploys from the orange cones.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, never mind. I'll just let you get back to it.
====Anything → Electrician====
:''{Before talking to him}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Sorry, can't accept it. I'm on the clock.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to him}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Bribery won't get you anywhere. I need that power turned off.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So bribery won't work but doing your job for you will?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Hey, I don't make the rules. I just talk about them ad nauseum.
====Chunk Rock → Electrician====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon chunk rock! Let's give that annoying electrician a little chin music!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' I wouldn't throw that thing at me.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh yeah? Why not?!
:''{A barrier springs up from the orange cones.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah yes, I see. Mommy will find something else to chunk you at, chunk rock.
====Tire Iron → Electrician====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon, Tire Iron! Let's put that hard hat to the test!
:''{Dangeresque waves the tire iron. The electrician ducks.}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Not so fast! Did you submit a Blunt Force Trauma Variance with an Automotive Accessory Extension?!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' UGH! You make everything so boring I don't even wanna crack your stupid skull open no more.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not tryin that again. Ain't freakin worth it.
===Guide===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's my Quickstart Guide! I hope its laminated edges hold out against this grodywater.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do your float honey. Remember, arms and legs out, chin up. Just like Miss Chlorino taught you in the pool.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach of it!
====Anything → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me quickstart get the quickstart guide!
====Antenna → Guide====
:''{Before the electrician leaves}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good idea. But I gotta get Dumpus Electricus out of the way first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the electrician has left}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THIS is why I got this awesome antenna! Come here, Quickstart Guide!
:''{Dangeresque rakes the guide toward him with the antenna.}''
====Chunk Rock → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'd just lose the rock and prolly sink the guide.
====Tire Iron → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think that'll reach it.

===Ladder===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a rusty ladder extending upwards out of the literal underbelly of Brainblow City.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' You coulda just said "it's a ladder".
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shut it!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ladder, you help me take a bite out of... CLIMB.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Groan. Groan I say.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque climbs the ladder back to the street.}''
====Anything → Ladder====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing I need to use with this ladder is me!

===Sewer Water===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City's water is among the most contaminated in the world. Just looks like log flume water to me.
====Talk To====
:''{Before rescuing the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey sewer water current! Send my quickstart guide over here!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After rescuing the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who knows how many flushed pet alligators and boa constrictors are slowly mutating within these murky depths.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not touchin that stuff with my bare gloves.
====Anything → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really don't wanna put that in the grodywater.
====Colognac → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna dilute Thy Dungeonmusk!
====Meltshake → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure! I'll scoop up a cup. After all, e-coli is only one letter off from being E-Cola!
:''{Dangeresque fills the cup with sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The cup's fulla holes so it's draining out.
:''{A cup meter appears in the corner. It slowly empties.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If there is water in the cup}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've already got some.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the water drains}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The water all ran outta my meltshake cup.

===Toolbox===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That electrician left his toolbox! He was finally good for something!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The hood of my car, the glovebox, the trunk, the sewer cap. This toolbox is like the end boss of stuff that opens.
====Get/Use====
:''{The toolbox has three tumblers that need to be aligned to unlock it.}''
====Anything → Toolbox====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna help me get that thing open. This is a TULBAUX toolbox. They're indestructible! The only way I'm gettin in there is the right combination.

===Gunk Smudge===
====Look====
:''{Before gunk is cleared}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some kinda gunk buildup from over the years of being slummed.
:''{After gunk is cleared}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now why would that guy scratch "brixx" onto his toolbox?
====Get/Use====
:''{Before cleaning}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It won't come off by glove. Maybe it needs some help.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After cleaning}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing left to GET here is a clue.
====Anything → Gunk Smudge====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna get that gunk offa there.
====Meltshake → Gunk Smudge====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An empty meltshake cup ain't gonna debunk this gunk.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With sewer water}''
:''{The water causes the gunk to sizzle away. The word "brixx" is revealed.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The grody sewer water cleaned that gunk right off! Hmm. "Brixx". I thought that guy was an electrician.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already cleaned it off.
===Wire Cutters===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sweet tooltypes! A pair of wire cutters!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Where Dangeresque is involved, it always comes down to the wire... cutters.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mere cutters. You've got a hot date with some primary colored wires!
:''{He takes the wire cutters into his inventory}''

===Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.
====Anything → Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

===More Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.
====Anything → More Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

===Even More Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.

====Anything → Even More Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

== Game Over ==
:''{If Dangeresque gets run over}''
:''{Dangeresque's stunt double is standing in the road. The green car drives past and knocks him in the air.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque jostles the bomb}''
:''{The car explodes. Cut to the street. Renaldo's fez and Dangeresque's glasses are lying in the street.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque is in the sewer while the bomb explodes}''
:''{The car explodes. The explosion causes the roof of the sewer to cave in, causing Dangeresque to get blown over}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{In compressed audio}'' Or did I?

:''{These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}''
:But for real...
:{{short hr}}
:Do over...
:{{short hr}}
:Okay, trying harder this time...
:{{short hr}}
:Undo dog! Undo dog!
:{{short hr}}
:Fine, here's your bonus point.
:{{short hr}}
:''{The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.''}

==Ending==
:''{Dangeresque and Rendaldo are running away from the Gremlin with both the hood and trunk popped. They jump and scream as the car explodes behind them.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode complete!

{{Dangeresque|cat=Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom Responses

68.37.43.131 — Thu, 31 Aug 2023 03:26:10 GMT

68.37.43.131: /* In the Sewer */ I'll shove this up your crack.

[[File:TwitterRoomisode2.jpg|thumb|A list of responses shared to [[@StrongBadActual]]]]
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These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]].

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==Intro==
''{Picking up where Roomisode 1 left off}''
:''{Zoom in on Dangeresque. Dangeresque screams and falls. Dang-car-esque is driving in the street below. The trunk opens and Dangeresque falls into it. Inside the car, Renaldo scoots aside so Dangeresque can take the wheel.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice catch, Renaldo.
:'''RENALDO:''' Anytime, Dangeresque.
:''{The car shakes and makes ugly noises}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. Sounds like engine trouble.
:''{Cut to the streets}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Pull over at this intersection.
:''{The car stops. The hood is smoking.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Cut to the intersection. Renaldo is in the car. Dangeresque is outside.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' 50 year-old automobiles don't just "break down." Something's suspicious, Renaldo.
:'''RENALDO:''' Ya probably just need to replace the 70's shaft. Porp the hood and take a lork!

==Intersection==

===Antenna===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That thing's incredible! I bet they've got a TV in that car. Can you imagine? Televised visions? INSIDE an automobile?!
====Talk====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't you wanna come live on my car? I'll treat you real nice.
:'''DRIVER:''' Stop hitting on inanimate objects!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah it's kind of a problem I have.
====Get/Use====
:'''DRIVER:''' HEY! Leave that alone!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But I want it cause it's awesome.
:'''DRIVER:''' Actually it's been busted for a while. If ya can help me get ridda the pet stink in here, it's all yours.
====Air Freshener → Antenna====
:''{Music begins playing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's not such a bad antenna. Maybe all it needs is a little love.
:''{Dangeresque ties the air freshener to the antenna. The antenna droops dramatically.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've killed it.
:'''DRIVER:''' Get that thing off my antenna!!
:''{Dangeresque removes it. The antenna returns to normal.}''
:''{If the air freshener was scented, continues below}''
:'''DRIVER:''' Didn't smell half bad, actually.
====Anything → Antenna====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That will not help in any way whatsoever.
====Tire Iron &rarr Antenna====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If I want this antenna, I need to find a different solution.

===Back Bumper===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Bump!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Back Hubcap===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{after hood opens}'' Hey, ya did it! ''{rapping}'' A hub-bump to the front and a bump-hub to the back! Open up the hood so we can attack... the automotive issues.. at hand.
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Front Bumper===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Bump!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.
===Front Hubcap===
:''{In order}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hub!
:''{Out of order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{kicks it, it doesn't open}'' I don't think I did it right.

===Cold Ones Sign===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That place only serves semi-premium watery domestic cold ones. It's the true mark of a quality establishment.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This case has gone COLD. Ones.
====Get/Use====
:''{If the sign is on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns sign off}'' That'll teach this bar to put its signs on the outside of its windows.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the sign is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{turns sign on}'' Let the light of Cold Ones shine unto the world yet again.

====Anything → Cold Ones Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The cold ones sign doesn't need to be involved with that particular item.

====Tire Iron → Cold Ones Sign====
:''{If the sign is on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wanton destruction is the pinnacle!
:''{Dangeresque smashes the sign with the tire iron.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the sign is already turned off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already turned off. No need for smash-em-ups.

===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:''{On the street}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look alone! Except when I look with Renaldo!
:'''RENALDO:''' Which is all the time!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My overbelly looks appropriately seedy here in the seedy underbelly of Brainblow City.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to talk to myself. I've got my trusty Renaldo with me.
:'''RENALDO:''' And I'm a fortain of greart cornversation!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to talk to myself. I've got my trusty Renaldo with me. Oh, wait.

====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque spins around and stops with a pose to the camera accompanied with a "ding" sound. This finishing pose has him smiling proudly with his gloves on his hips.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hee hee!
====Air Freshener → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I used to wear an air freshener shaped like a lightning bolt as a necklace. It smelled like aluminum foil and blood!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{head spinning}'' WHOOA that's strong!

====Antenna → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna take it outta my pants because then I have to think about when it went into my pants.
====Busted Tape → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just cause I can type with boxing gloves doesn't mean I can wind busted tapes up with boxing gloves. Maybe if I had fingers.
====Colognac → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I'm already wearing enough to kill a small horse.
:'''RENALDO:''' That happened once!
====Fast Food → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' As much as I want to devour this perfectly aged fast food, I can prolly find a better use for it.
====Fixed Tape → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should get Naldo Naldo to put this in the tape deck tape deck.
====Guide → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, let's see what this thing says...
:''{Dangeresque reads the instructions on the guide.}''
====Meltshake Cup → Dangeresque====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I wish there were some Reesy Cup dregs in here but I think that raccoonolith got every drop.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When filled with sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I AM pretty thirsty. I bet a little sip a dip wouldn't hurt.
:''{Dangeresque sips up the water. He grunts painfully as he mutates into the monstrosity from [[animal]].}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{On the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I say there, Dangerstrosity, do you know the times?
:''{He changes back to normal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I did! I DID know the times! 2:34 and 8:15!
:{{short hr}}
:''{In the sewer}''
:''{He changes back to normal}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Phew! That was one potent potable!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Cool, cool. Scarred for life, cool.
====Paperclip → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that this with this that!
====Party Mix → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Where IS that tape!
:'''RENALDO:''' I think you're holdin it dare, D-Buckets.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Right. Thought I was on a different case for a second there.
====Tire Iron → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{waving tire iron around}'' Hee hee!

===Drain===
====Look====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh gutter drain, how many tennis balls and frisbies (sic) have you claimed?
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide went down there!
====Talk To====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Helloooooo down there.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' ''{from inside drain}'' Sup?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{jumping}'' AHHH!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Subhuman sewer mutants! Can you pass me up my quickstart guide?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Come down and get it yourself, surfaceling!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Dumpy Electrician! You done yet?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Nope! That building's still pullin too much power!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When all the power is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Dumpy Electrician! You done yet?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Maybe! But I can't check right now! I'd have to file a Talk Thru Drain work order first. Come down and see me.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the electrician leaves}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that paperwork obsessed contractor is gone now.
====Get/Use====
:''{Before opening the sewer cap}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My voluptuous head and hands prevent me from reaching in there. And wearing turtlenecks.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the sewer hole is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can just climb into the sewer hole now.

====Anything → Drain====
:''{Before losing the manual}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't want to put nothin down there. Y'know cause-a like, clown murder joke... balloon.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
:''' DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna lose anything else down there!

===Finger Sign===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{reading}'' WORK FROM HOME! EARN EXTRA CASH! BE MY OWN BOSS?! Sorry pointy finger sign, already waaaay ahead of ya.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' MAYBE DON'T USE ALL CAPS NEXT TIME!! IT READS LIKE YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll leave it here. I think it'll do more good where it is.

====Anything → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to work from home and earn extra cash.

====Busted Tape → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I may not have fingers to wind this busted tape up with... but this pyramid scheme does!
:''{Dangeresque puts the tape on the finger and spins it around, repairing the tape.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes! It's unjagled! Good as 1989!

====Fixed Tape → Finger Sign====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already fixed. I don't wanna overwind!

===Guy in Bar===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check it out! That guy's playing Rig Rug! One of my all time fave arcade games! Wish this bar had a door so I could go play it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He's still Riggin' Rugs.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He looks like he's taking a break from playing that game.
====Talk To====
:''{Before checking under the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Arcade Guy! You know anything about cars?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Not now! I'm trying to beat the high score in Rig Rug! Maybe check back later!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After checking under the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Arcade Guy! You know how to defuse a bomb?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Not now! I'm trying to beat the high score in Rig Rug! Maybe check back later!
:''{Continues below after speaking with Renaldo, but before speaking with the electrician}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh, I know a cool cheat code you could try.
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' I said later! Rug Riggin' is Lyfe!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After speaking with the electrician}''
:''{"Can you unplug?"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy. Can you unplug your game? The electric man in the sewer says you're pullin too much power.
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' While that IS a fantastic explanation, I can't stop. That high score is so close! I can almost taste the rigid corners of its pixelated font!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww. Well, if I catch you lickin that screen I'm reporting you to the Creepo Unit.
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' I have definitely never done that. Today.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to Renaldo}''
:''{Hold UP + Player 2}''
:''{After talking to the Electrician}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy! I heard about this amazing cheat code for Rig Rug! It'll help you get the high score!
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' No way! A cheat code I haven't heard of? That's unheard of! By me. Cause I haven't heard of it.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I got that. Wanna hear it or not?
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' Paste it on me!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, on the stage select screen... if you hold UP and the Player 2 button, it gives you a hundred thousand bonus points!
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' WHAT?! I gotta try it!
::''{He tries it.}''
::'''ARCADE GUY:''' AHHH! The game crashed and turned off!! Also, AHHH! The Feds!!
::''{A hand pulls the Arcade Guy away. Glass crashes, and the lights in the bar go out.}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{laughing}'' Heh heh. Thanks for the tip Renaldo!
::'''RENALDO:''' Poor fella. I'm gonna miss his silhouetted shenanigans.

====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't do much but yell at him through the window.

====Anything → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not wastin this on some silhouette guy.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna get him to turn off the power.

====Busted Tape → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Arcade Guy! Can you help me fix this tape?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' You just wind it back up! But I don't have a pencil on me and I can't spare a finger right now.

====Fixed Tape → Guy in Bar====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, Arcade Guy, you clearly enjoy outdated electronics. Want this old cassette tape?
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' Lemee lone! I'm Rigging so many Rugs right now!
:''{After talking to the electrician}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, wanna trade? This cassette tape for you shutting off that game!
:'''ARCADE GUY:''' And lose all my progress? No chance!

===Hood===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{tries to open hood, but fails}'' Crumpdingle! I forgot the secret trick that pops the hood.
:'''RENALDO:''' HUB-BUMP to the front and BUMP-HUB to the back!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's no use. I need to use the secret trick to open it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open up! It's me! Dangeresque! Guess it's not voice-activated.
====Get/Use====
:''{Same as "Look"}''

====Anything → Hood====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me porp the hood. Er, POP the hood.
:'''RENALDO:''' Now you're torkin'!

===Meltshake Cup===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a chewed up meltshake cup fulla teeth holes.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your story's fulla holes meltshake! I'm shakin' you down!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All's he left of my combo meal is an empty Meltshake cup.
:''{Dangeresque puts the cup in his inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And the pressure plate is stuck now.

===Niiice Ride===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now that is a niiiice ride.
:'''RENALDO:''' You said it, Dangeresque. And lookit that antenna! You think they can pick up the Ola Toya fight on that thing?
====Talk To====
:''{If Strong Bad is holding the pressure plate, the car will drive off before he can speak with it.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the car is stopped}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! Do you know how to defuse a bomb? We need some help here.
:'''DRIVER:''' You need help?! I got a sick pet in here that sick petted all over the place! The smell is pretendous! I've been drivin around the block tryin to air it out but it's no use! Gimme good smells and you can have my busted antenna.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque kicks the car}''
:'''DRIVER:''' HEY!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oops. Sorry. Forgot which car this was.
====Anything → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Waste of time, that. I won't do it
====Air Freshener → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Will this old air freshener help with your pet stank?
:'''DRIVER:''' Hmm. I do need an air freshener. Gettin pretty ripe in here. But that piece of crap doesn't even smell like a piece of crap!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Niiice Ride====
:''{If Dangeresque didn't speak with the driver first}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Would you care for a freshly scented air freshener?
:'''DRIVER:''' Uh, kinda. But why are you just giving it to me?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dunno. Guess I'm just kinda tryin stuff at this point.
:'''DRIVER:''' Well, I'll take it but only if you get that busted old antenna off my car in trade.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure! That thing rules!
:''{Dangeresque puts the antenna in his inventory with a grunt. A CENSORED box covers him.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' See ya!
:''{The green car drives off.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque did speak with the driver first}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Would this freshly scented air freshener help with your stank situation?
:'''DRIVER:''' Whoa! Smell that dankitude! That's what I need! give it here!
:''{Dangeresque hands over the air freshener.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' The antenna's all yours. Take it so I can run this red light and get my nondescript pet to a vague veterinarian!
:''{Dangeresque puts the antenna in his inventory with a grunt. A CENSORED box covers him.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' See ya!
:''{The green car drives off.}''
====Colognac → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can I interest you in this finest colognac?
:'''DRIVER:''' Hmm. I dig that scent but I don't really need a whole bottle of colognac.
====Fixed Tape → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You need a rehabilitated tape of SLOW JAMZ?
:'''DRIVER:''' Tapes? I love tradin tapes! I'll trade you this Rock Spotty Party Mix for your Slow Jamz.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh. Uh, okay. That wasn't really what I was trying to-
:''{The swap is made.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' Thanks!
====Meltshake → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say driverman, you want this hole-y meltshake cup?
:'''DRIVER:''' Holy? I don't care if it's blessed by St. Pod himself! I don't want it!
====Party Mix → Niiice Ride====
:'''DRIVER:''' Hey! No tradebacks!
====Tire Iron → Niiice Ride====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Want me to ding this up for ya? The "distressed" look is all the rage right now.
:''{He waves the tire iron around.}''
:'''DRIVER:''' I hear the "brain flattened on asphalt" look is also popular.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Understood. Good bumper. Who's a good bumper?

===Pressure Plate===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the metal plate that changes the light if a car stops on it.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey pressure plate, no PRESSURE, but can you change the stop light?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see if I can activate this thing.
:''{Dangeresque jumps on the plate. The light turns red and a green car drives in.}''
:''{As soon as Dangeresque steps off, the light changes and the green car drives off.}''
====Anything → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item on the plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It doesn't weigh enough to change the light.
====Busted Tape → Pressure Plate====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should fix this tape before I do anything else with it.
====Fast Food → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item on the plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It doesn't weigh enough to change the light.
:''{The trash can begins to shake violently.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. I think the call of the Blubb-O's whale summmoned another leviathan!
:''{A large raccoon, the Raccoonolith, trots out leisurely from the trash can. It eats the fast food greedily, weighing down the pressure plate. A green car drives up and stops.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hot styles! That raccoonolith triggered the stop light! Now I can safely cross over to that sewer cap!
:''{The Raccoonolith finishes eating and returns to its trash can. A fast food drink cup is all that is left behind. The pressure plate remains pressed down, keeping the light changed and the car stopped.}''
====Paperclip → Pressure Plate====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bad idea.
====Tire Iron → Pressure Plate====
:''{Dangeresque places the item weighing down the pressure plate}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's nothin quite like placing items on a metal plate embedded in the asphalt.
:'''RENALDO:''' You said it, D-Launch! That's my childhood right there!

===Renaldo===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Green Liability" as he's known in some circles.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. The Watson to my Holmes. Or Graham Bell. Wait, were those the same Watsons?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The One-Man Two-Problem" as they called him in the Navy.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. "The Human Frazzled Nerve".
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Hostage in Waiting" as they call him down at the precinct.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. The side-iest of sidekicks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Human Leftovers Smell" as his roommates know him.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Known Circle" as he's known in some circles.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Human That One Hard Burnt French Fry At The Bottom" as his parole officer lovingly dubbed him.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good ol' Renaldo. Or "The Syracuse Scrumbler" as he was known in Division 4 ball.
:''{After going through all the nicknames}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think that's all the nicknames. The ones that won't get him in legal trouble, anyways.
:{{short hr}}
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He looks pretty frazzled. Maybe a li'l zazzled?
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What is it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What IS it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What is IT?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' Whaaaat izzit?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Say, 'Naldo...
:'''RENALDO:''' What would you like, man?!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Before popping the hood}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Open the Hood}''
::''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you remember how to open the hood?
::'''RENALDO:''' Didn't we come up with a dope beat to remind us? Hub-bump, to the front! Bump-hub, to the back! Somethin' like that?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks. We'll debate your definition of dopeness later.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do you remember how to open the hood?
::'''RENALDO:''' HUB-BUMP to the front! BUMP-HUB to the back!
::{{short hr}}
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You're supposed to be figuring out what's wrong with ol' Dangecaresque here.
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. I'ma dodat.
::{{short hr}}
:''{While frazzled}''
:''{First time only}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Renaldo, I need to get that quickstart guide from the sewer. Any ideas?
::'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Save yourself, Dangeresque! I buried 14 bucks in change in my backyard. It's all yours! Take it and run! Start a new life somewhere!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' The panic has clearly made him delusional. The "14 bucks" are a couple subway tokens and half a Rif Simken rookie card.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Renaldo, I need to get that quickstart guide from the sewer. Any ideas?
::'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Save yourself, Dangeresque!
::{{short hr}}
:''{After losing the manual}''
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You gotta get that quickstart guide out the sewer!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I'ma dodat.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Remember Rig Rug?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' That bar over there's got a Rig Rug machine!
::'''RENALDO:''' Rig Rug? Isn't that the game that would shut itself orf and alert the Feds if you held UP and the PLAYER 2 button during the STAGE SELECT screen?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, I guess. That's a very specific memory, Renaldo.
::'''RENALDO:''' It's no joke. I lost a coupla friends to Rig Rug that way. And don't get me started on Pooyan!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I definitely will not.
::{{short hr}}
:''{After the electrician leaves}''
::''{That toolbox}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't get that blasted toolbox open, Renaldo! It's got like, little stars for the combination instead of numbers! What type-a crap is that?
::'''RENALDO:''' Stairs, you say? How many points has a stair?
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, whattaya talk?
::'''RENALDO:''' I dunno. Just some lyrics I heard once. Thought they was poetical!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're a real help, Renaldo.
:''{After the manual is retrieved}''
::''{What are we doing?}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' What are we doin again?
::'''RENALDO:''' You gotta use that guide to defuse this BAERM!
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. I'ma dodat.

====Get/Use====
:''{Before popping the hood}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need you to check inside the car.
:'''RENALDO:''' You should prally look under the hood first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Renaldo's of no use to me in this state. I need to calm him down somehow.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being calmed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need you to check inside the car.
:'''RENALDO:''' Ha-roo got it, D-Large.
====Anything → Renaldo====
:''{Before checking under the hood}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Not now, Dangeresque! You should check under the hood first!
:{{short hr}}
:''{While in a panic}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna calm him down!
:{{short hr}}
:''{While calmed down}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Naw I don't need that so much.
====Busted Tape → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here, Renaldo. Have some slow jamz to soothe your troubled styles.
:'''RENALDO:''' Slow jamz are a good idea but that jangled mess is useless!
====Fixed Tape → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Take 30 cc's of these slow jamz, STAT!
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' Give a here!
:''{Dangeresque hands over the tape. Cut to inside the car. Renaldo puts the tape in. Tenerence Love's Sweaty Overweight Jamz begin playing.}''
:''{Back to the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{calming down}'' Aaaah! Now that's the stuff! Sorry for freakin out on ya there, Big D! Now let's defuse that baerm!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like he's back to normal.
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{singing}'' Brah-ding brah-dang brah-doirng!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' At least, 'Naldo normo.
====Guide → Renaldo====
:'''RENALDO:''' You should read it yourself, Dangeresque.
====Tire Iron → Renaldo====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wanna play a round of Fez Lopper like we used ta? ''{waves tire iron around}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Ooh, I'm a sit this one out. I finally just regained all the childhood memories I lost the last time we played. Turns out I'm adorpted!

===Sewer Cap===
:''{If the stoplight hasn't been changed, a car will drive past.}''
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All Brainblow City sewer caps are required to be "mutant pet flushed down the toilet" proof.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open up, it's the almost police! Oh well. Worth a shot.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{fails to lift the cap}'' Ergh! Dang! Thing's heavy! Gonna need some help if I wanna get down there.
====Anything → Sewer Cap====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That non-specific item won't help me get this sewer cap off.
====Tire Iron → Sewer Cap====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's do it, Tire Iron!
:''{Dangeresque uses the tire iron to pry the sewer cap open. The cover flies off-screen.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm sure that Jewelry Store across the street didn't need that plate glass display window anyways.

===Stoplight===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's green for cross traffic, makin it dangerous to cross... traffic.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' IF I CAN CHANGE, YOU CAN CHANGE, TRAFFIC LIGHT!
====Get/Use====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's no crosswalk button thing. Maybe somethin else changes it.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Dangeresque moves behind the stoplight so it looks like his head is the stoplight.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh check me out, I'm Stoplight Head! Disrupter of traffic patterns! Bane of the DOT!
====Anything → Stoplight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna help me change the light.

===Street===
:''{If the light has not been changed}''
:''{Chosen in order}''
:''{A green car drives by.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoadang! That car came out of nowhere.
:{{short hr}}
:''{The car drives by again.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Must be doin' laps around the block.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That car is a menace to my style!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Next time I'm just gonna stand in the road!
:{{short hr}}
:''{bip}''
:''{Cut to the same scene with Strong Sad standing in Dangeresque's place as his stunt double, wearing only a paper bag with a crude drawing of Strong Bad's face over his head. The car quickly drives by and hits him, flinging him out of the scene while he yells. Game over.}''

===Streetlight===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just a city streetlight. Born and raised in ''{singing uncertainly}'' South Detrite?
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Are you one of them "streetlight people" I've heard so much about?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach that thing. I've got a great vertical leap when it comes to case files. But I'm useless with streetlights.
====Anything → Streetlight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look, that's just not gonna help.
====Antenna → Streetlight====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That could probably reach the streetlight. But I don't think it would shut it off. More like electrocute me.
====Chunk Rock → Streetlight====
:''{Dangeresque throws the rock at the light. The light breaks.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah! THAT'S how a body chunks a rock!
====Tire Iron → Streetlight====
:''{Dangeresque waves the tire iron around.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I like smashin stuff, but I can't reach it.

===Street Debris===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the little fruit salad of hood ornaments and bits of brake light that forms in the middle of intersections. Prolly a Sniglet for it, but I can't remember.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm here to clean up these mean streets!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing worth its style in this pile is an old air freshener. Lost all its smell though.
:''{Dangeresque picks up the air freshener and puts it in his inventory}''
====Anything → Street Debris====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna add to the pile.

===Tire Iron===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THAT'S where my tire iron got to! I haven't had to bust this thing out in a while. Not since out run-in with Killingyouguy and his sister Rackingyougal.
:'''RENALDO:''' Now SHE knew a thing or two about a three or four if ya know what I mean.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um... I don't... know what you mean.
:'''RENALDO:''' Nor I, Big Desque, nor I.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The whole precinct's gettin' real TIRED of you, IRON! Hand in your badge!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mere you! Let's do some damage together!
:''{Dangeresque puts the tire iron in his inventory.}''

===Street Hole===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sewer hole? More like a street hole.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hang on Quickstart Guide! I'm coming for ya!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After getting the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's hope these sewers are still C.H.U.D. free since '93!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque leaps down the hole. He lands inside the sewer.}''
====Anything &rarr Street Hole====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna drop that nonspecific item in the sewer.

===Trash Can===
====Look====
:''{Before checking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks full to burstin.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being checked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Something LARGE dwelleth therein.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After using the Fast Food}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Raccoonolith is asleep in there.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your trash is grash!
::{{short hr}}
:''{After using the Fast Food}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good night, sweet racoonolith. And flights of Blubb-O's whales sing thee to thy rest.

====Get/Use====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to jump... inthistrashcan!
:''{jumps in, back out}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, there was something BIG in there. It did NOT like me invading its home. But check it out! I found this tape of SLOW JAMZ! Someone trashed it because it's broken and doesn't work anymore!
:''{Dangeresque puts the Slow Jamz in his inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just like the warm fuzzy feeling I get when I leap in the trash.
:''{jumps in, back out}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think the warm fuzzy feeling just tried to bite me.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the Raccoonolith has been fed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I can hear him snoozin in there. Or maybe he just ate the kids meal toy. I think it was a wind-up Potato Nudule.
====Air Freshener → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way! This air freshener is mid-intersection gold!
====Air Freshener (scented) → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, this trash already smells surprisingly good. Like a burst ketchup packet that just got done mowin the early spring lawn.
:'''RENALDO:''' Gee, Dangeresque! That's like poetry!
====Busted Tape → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I just found that thing in there! I'm not givin it back!
====Fixed Tape → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not throwin this back in there! I just fixed it! It was like a whole puzzle!
====Meltshake → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, there's prolly a reason why he left it behind.
====Ol' Fast Food → Trash Can====
:''{The trash can shakes violently.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think I wanna throw this in there. Might lose a glove.
====Anything Else → Trash Can====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to throw that away.

===Using Two Inventory Items Together===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This ain't no crafting game! This is a Use Inventory Item on Stuff In Scene Game!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You try combining inventory items in your pants!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! A taperclip?! Unholy!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City has a strict No Combining Items law. It's one of the few I actually follow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Hey! You found the one item combination that actually works! Or I'm lying and you're a terrible listener.

==Engine==
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, let's see what's bothering ol' Dangercaresque.
:''{Close up under the hood. There is a bomb wired to the engine.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Holy crap! It's a bomb!!
:''{Cut to a title screen}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom!
:''{Back to the street}''
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' A BAERMB! We're done for! I always knew I was gonna die on the terlet!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, you're sitting in my car.
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh, right. Of course. Uh, nevermind.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry, Renaldo. Dangeresque is always prepared for danger...ish scenarios. There's a laminated Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide in the car. Just hand it to me and we'll--
:'''RENALDO:''' ''{panicking}'' BLAAAH! Here you go, Dangerish!
:''{The manual comes flying out of the car. Dangeresque leaps to catch it but it falls down the drain.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' *Sigh* b/w ''{pronounced "backed with"}'' *shrug*. Sit tight, Renaldo. We don't know what might trigger this thing.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't worry engine! I'll save your 2-valve single cylinder self!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's peep this bomb.
:''{The Engine is opened}''

===A/C Fluid Intake===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangecaresque has a custom A/C that I can pour anything in to use as coolant.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already open. If I wanna use it I need to put somethin IN it.
====Anything → A/C Fluid Intake====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not helping!
====Colognac → A/C Fluid Intake====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure. Thy Dungeonmusk makes a great freon substitute.
:''{The colognac is poured into the intake.}''
====Meltshake → A/C Fluid Intake====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cup's empty. I WISH I could make my air conditioning be Reesy Cup Meltshake scented, though.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When full of sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww! No way! I don't wnat the whole car smellin like grodywater! It already smells like Renaldowater, which is bad enough.

===Bomb Stuff===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the bomb's detonator. Doesn't look like there's a timer running which is at least somethin.
====Get/Use====
:''{While Renaldo is panicking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with any of this until I get Renaldo chillèd down.
:''{After calming Renaldo}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, this is definitely a good idea. I should just start messin with it.
:''{Dangeresque begins tampering with the bomb. It explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''

====Anything → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That'll probably just trigger the bomb.

====Colognac &rarr Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to make the bomb smell good before it murders me.

====Fast Food → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's a terrible idea and would never help in a million years.

====Guide → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just read the guide. It'll tell me what to do with this stuff.

====Meltshake → Bomb Stuff====
:''{Before getting the Guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't try using other stuff with the bomb stuff until I get my Quickstart Guide back.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Before cutting the wires}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I guess this is what the quickstart guide said to do? I sorta skimmed it.
:''{The car blows up. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An empty meltshake cup does not a bomb defuse.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When filled with water}''
:''{A drumroll plays as the water is poured on. The bomb shorts out and the screen reads "Defuse"}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I did it! I defused the bomb!
:'''RENALDO:''' You did it, Dangeresque! You saved us!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw, it was nothin, Renaldo. Just another day in the life of a--
:'''RENALDO:''' Oh hey, looky dare. ''{turns a page}'' There was a cover page of that Quickstaert Guide in here all along.
:''{Renaldo reads the cover page}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Huh. Well ain't that somethin.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' SHUT UP AND RUN, IDIOT!!
:''{To the ending}''

====Wire Cutters → Bomb Stuff====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' They're not called Bomb Detonator Display Thingy Cutters! They're called WIRE cutters!

===Blue Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah, the infamous "blue one".
====Get/Use====
:''{Before reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with these wires until I have that Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should just do what the Quickstart Guide told me.
====Anything → Blue Wire====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's prolly just gonna get me blowed up.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After reading the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really just need to find something to cut these wires.
====Wire Cutters → Blue Wire====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Alright, here goes somethin!
:''{The wire is cut and the countdown begins.}''

===Green Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Once again, you can't beat the mouseover text: Green Wire.

====Wire Cutters → Green Wire====
:''{If the wrong wire is cut}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Is that it? Did I save the day?
:''{The bomb explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the right wire is cut}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now to short circuit the bomb stuff!
:''{If the bomb is not short circuited in time, the bomb explodes violently, obliterating the car and knocking Dangereseque out of the scene. Game over.}''

===Red Wire===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The mouseover text said it best: Red Wire.
====Wire Cutters → Red Wire====
:''{If the right wire is cut, Dangeresque won't say anything}''

==Inside Dangercaresque==
===A/C Control===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' That's the control for the air slash conditioner. Say, why DO they put that slash in the middle there?
====Get/Use====
:''{Before adding colognac}''
:''{Renaldo turns the A/C on. Air begins to blow through it. Then, he turns it off.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I'ma shut it orf. It craps out on ya's if you run it for too long.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After adding colognac}''
:''{Renaldo turns the A/C on. Green air blows through it. Renaldo switches it off.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Whoof! That colognac ain't foolin around! I'ma smell like a dank dungeon in no time! A big step up from my usual dank shower aroma.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the colognac is in and the air freshener is placed}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey! Thy Dungeonmusk re-scented that old air fraershenaer! Good timing too cause it sounds like the A/C just gave out.
====Air Freshener → A/C====
:'''RENALDO:''' Normally ya hang these things from the rearview.
====Colognac → A/C====
:'''RENALDO:''' If I wanna add some stank to the A/C, I don't think that's the way to doot. Maybe under the hood? Next to the cramifold gaersket?

===Ashtray===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' It's the aershtray.
:{{short hr}}
''{When open, and empty}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Just an empty aershtray.

====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo opens the ashtray. There is a bent paperclip inside.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Renaldo closes it without saying anything.}''
====Anything → Ashtray====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use that with the aershtray.

===Button===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' A prime specimen push button. The envy of all its unpushed friends. Just beggin to get pushed, that button.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't remember what this does but I'ma push it!
:''{Renaldo pushes the button}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Well, somethin' th'dunked. Not sure what.
:''{Outside, the trunk is now open.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being pushed}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's already pushed.
====Anything → Button====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Finest Colongac===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' A bottle of Thy Dungeonmusk. The colognac for shirtless viking types.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' "Thy Dungeonmusk! Obvious smells are: Seventies, Men's Room, and DENNIS."
:''{Renaldo takes the bottle.}''
====Air Freshener → Colognac====
:'''RENALDO:''' If I wanna stank up this air fraeshener, that is NAT the way to doot.
====Anything → Colognac====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Glovebox Knob===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' I think that opens up the glorve bax.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' Okay, I'll open orp the glorve bax! ''{he fails}'' It's laerked!
====Anything → Glove Box====
:'''RENALDO:''' That won't unlock the glorve bax for me.
====Paperclip → Glove Box====
:'''RENALDO:''' Maybe I can jimmypick the laerk with this paperclorp!
:''{The glove box opens.}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I got it orpen!

===Ol' Fast Food===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' It's a greasy bagga Blubb-O's. Dangeresque likes to let it ripen down on the floor mat.
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I'll grab it up. Maybe somebaddy's hungry.
:''{Renaldo takes the bag.}''
====Anything → Ol' Fast Food====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to use anything with that.

===Paperclip===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' Looks like a paperclorp in the aershtray.
====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo takes the paperclip without saying anything.}''

===Radio===
====Look====
:'''RENALDO:''' IT's a Totaltronics Symptom-7 No-Fi radio with a cassette player and a built-in sound-have. A real sludgefeast for the ears!
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' Yeah, let's change the myorsic.
:''{A different song plays.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{Renaldo changes the song without saying anything. Several songs are available, but unidentified. One sounds like the theme to [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]].}''
====Anything → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' I am NOT puttin that in the tape player.
====Antenna → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' That antenna's too hi-fi for this no-fi radio.
====Rock Spotty Party Mix → Radio====
:'''RENALDO:''' Ohh, a Rock Spotty party mix?! ''{singing}'' Rock Spotty, came to rock the party. Guaranteed to rock, rock ya body.
:''{He puts the tape inside}''
:''{If Renaldo has played all the available music tracks in the game}''
:'''RENALDO:''' I listened to all the available number 1 jams! I'm a myorsical cornnoisuaer!

===Rearview===
====Look====
:''{Before the trunk has been opened}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Hey look! It's me. Renaldo! The sidekick!
:''{After the trunk has been opened}''
:'''RENALDO:''' Now the trunk's orpen. THAT musta been the th'dunk I heard. A trunk th'dunk!
====Get/Use====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna adjust it. D-Money has it set just right for dropping smoke bombs and oil slicks.
====Air Freshener → Rearview====
:''{Renaldo puts the air freshener on the mirror without saying anything.}''

====Anything → Rearview====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't wanna hang that from the rearview.

===Smelltree===
====Look====
:''{Before scenting}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's a li'l smelltree. The kind your chain-smokin' aunt would hang up and pretend it made the car NOT smell like the fingerholes of a bowling ball.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After scenting}''
:'''RENALDO:''' It's been freshly scented with Dungeonmusk!
====Get/Use====
:''{Renaldo picks it up without saying anything}''
====Anything → Smelltree====
:'''RENALDO:''' I don't need to bother the smelltree with that.

====Colognac → Smelltree====
:'''RENALDO:''' That might add a little too much stank. If I wanna bring this thing back from the dead I oughta just spritz it somehow.

===Using two inventory items together===
:''{Fast food and air freshener}''
:'''RENALDO:''' This ain't the type-a game where you mash stuff together like that. You're thinkin of Dangeresque: Survivo Craftmasta!

==In the Sewer==

===Chunk Rock===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a chunk rock! I used to love chunkin those things at stuff when I was but a wee crooked cop.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whattaya say, wanna be partners? We can pull the ol' Good Cop/Chunk Rock routine on all the perps!
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque puts the rock in his inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I love a good chunk rock! You can chunk these things at all kindsa stuff!

===Crack in the Wall===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a little crack in the brick work.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's cracks in the wall like you who think they can slip through the cracks in the system!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' A loose chunk o' wall jiggled a little bit. But it's lodged in there pretty good.
====Anything → Crack in the Wall====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't want to shove that in this crack.
====Tire Iron → Crack in the Wall====
:''{Dangeresque swings the tire iron.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dislodged a whole chunk rock!

===Electrician===
====Look====
:''{Before talking to him}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like a Union of Dumpy Electrical Workers member.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Local 458 represent!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to him}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the gray lump of dump that's standing between me and my Quickstart Guide.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One side, electroman! I need to get my Bomb Defuser's Quickstart Guide outta the grodywater!!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' No way. I'm not movin til I finish this job. And I can't replace this fuse because the building upstairs is pullin too much power. Until they shut all the power off, I ain't budgin.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Can't you just go ask them to shut the power off?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Ha! I'd need both a Ladder Permit AND a Walk Twenty Steps Permit for that. You're talking two to three weeks just to get those approved!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon, can't you just grab the guide yourself? Or move back a few feet so I can?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Nope, sorry. Still too much power on in that building upstairs.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When all the power is off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, I think all the power's off in that building now. You should be good to change that fuse and get out m'way!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Hmm, lemme check. ''{pushes fusebox}'' Well, whattaya know. It IS off. Why don't you head back topside and come back in a little bit when I'm done.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Why can't you just do it right freakin now so I can get my guide?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Cause then we'd need an Unruly Observer Permit and a Watch Me Leave the Screen Permit. You don't wanna know the red tape required to pull those.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' UGH! Fine. I'll leave and come back.
:''{If the player has heard about all the permits}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think I've heard enough about your superfluous permits. Supermitfluous!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Portmanteau permit DENIED!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' But what if I wanna watch you leave the screen?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Sorry, this is the most you're getting outta me.
:''{The electrician ducks quickly}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Duckins!!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm just gonna shove you aside so I can get my Quickstart Guide.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Oh yeah? You see those cones?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' A coupla safety cones never stopped ''{starts singing}'' Dangeresque from parking in the Faculty Lot so it's a shorter walk to the wings place on campus.
:''{A sharp barrier deploys from the orange cones.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, never mind. I'll just let you get back to it.
====Anything → Electrician====
:''{Before talking to him}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Sorry, can't accept it. I'm on the clock.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After talking to him}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Bribery won't get you anywhere. I need that power turned off.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So bribery won't work but doing your job for you will?
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Hey, I don't make the rules. I just talk about them ad nauseum.
====Chunk Rock → Electrician====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon chunk rock! Let's give that annoying electrician a little chin music!
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' I wouldn't throw that thing at me.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh yeah? Why not?!
:''{A barrier springs up from the orange cones.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah yes, I see. Mommy will find something else to chunk you at, chunk rock.
====Tire Iron → Electrician====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mon, Tire Iron! Let's put that hard hat to the test!
:''{Dangeresque waves the tire iron. The electrician ducks.}''
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Not so fast! Did you submit a Blunt Force Trauma Variance with an Automotive Accessory Extension?!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' UGH! You make everything so boring I don't even wanna crack your stupid skull open no more.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not tryin that again. Ain't freakin worth it.
===Guide===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's my Quickstart Guide! I hope its laminated edges hold out against this grodywater.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do your float honey. Remember, arms and legs out, chin up. Just like Miss Chlorino taught you in the pool.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't reach of it!
====Anything → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me quickstart get the quickstart guide!
====Antenna → Guide====
:''{Before the electrician leaves}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good idea. But I gotta get Dumpus Electricus out of the way first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the electrician has left}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' THIS is why I got this awesome antenna! Come here, Quickstart Guide!
:''{Dangeresque rakes the guide toward him with the antenna.}''
====Chunk Rock → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'd just lose the rock and prolly sink the guide.
====Tire Iron → Guide====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think that'll reach it.

===Ladder===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a rusty ladder extending upwards out of the literal underbelly of Brainblow City.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' You coulda just said "it's a ladder".
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shut it!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ladder, you help me take a bite out of... CLIMB.
:'''ELECTRICIAN:''' Groan. Groan I say.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque climbs the ladder back to the street.}''
====Anything → Ladder====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing I need to use with this ladder is me!

===Sewer Water===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City's water is among the most contaminated in the world. Just looks like log flume water to me.
====Talk To====
:''{Before rescuing the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey sewer water current! Send my quickstart guide over here!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After rescuing the guide}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who knows how many flushed pet alligators and boa constrictors are slowly mutating within these murky depths.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not touchin that stuff with my bare gloves.
====Anything → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I really don't wanna put that in the grodywater.
====Colognac → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna dilute Thy Dungeonmusk!
====Meltshake → Sewer Water====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure! I'll scoop up a cup. After all, e-coli is only one letter off from being E-Cola!
:''{Dangeresque fills the cup with sewer water}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The cup's fulla holes so it's draining out.
:''{A cup meter appears in the corner. It slowly empties.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If there is water in the cup}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've already got some.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After the water drains}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The water all ran outta my meltshake cup.

===Toolbox===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That electrician left his toolbox! He was finally good for something!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The hood of my car, the glovebox, the trunk, the sewer cap. This toolbox is like the end boss of stuff that opens.
====Get/Use====
:''{The toolbox has three tumblers that need to be aligned to unlock it.}''
====Anything → Toolbox====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna help me get that thing open. This is a TULBAUX toolbox. They're indestructible! The only way I'm gettin in there is the right combination.

===Gunk Smudge===
====Look====
:''{Before gunk is cleared}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some kinda gunk buildup from over the years of being slummed.
:''{After gunk is cleared}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now why would that guy scratch "brixx" onto his toolbox?
====Get/Use====
:''{Before cleaning}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It won't come off by glove. Maybe it needs some help.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After cleaning}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The only thing left to GET here is a clue.
====Anything → Gunk Smudge====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not gonna get that gunk offa there.
====Meltshake → Gunk Smudge====
:''{When empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An empty meltshake cup ain't gonna debunk this gunk.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With sewer water}''
:''{The water causes the gunk to sizzle away. The word "brixx" is revealed.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The grody sewer water cleaned that gunk right off! Hmm. "Brixx". I thought that guy was an electrician.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already cleaned it off.
===Wire Cutters===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sweet tooltypes! A pair of wire cutters!
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Where Dangeresque is involved, it always comes down to the wire... cutters.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' C'mere cutters. You've got a hot date with some primary colored wires!
:''{He takes the wire cutters into his inventory}''

===Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.
====Anything → Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

===More Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.
====Anything → More Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

===Even More Bricks===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's just a groupa bricks.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got you up against the wall, bricks!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to be messin with these bricks.

====Anything → Even More Bricks====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use anything with these bricks.

== Game Over ==
:''{If Dangeresque gets run over}''
:''{Dangeresque's stunt double is standing in the road. The green car drives past and knocks him in the air.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque jostles the bomb}''
:''{The car explodes. Cut to the street. Renaldo's fez and Dangeresque's glasses are lying in the street.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If Dangeresque is in the sewer while the bomb explodes}''
:''{The car explodes. The explosion causes the roof of the sewer to cave in, causing Dangeresque to get blown over}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{In compressed audio}'' Or did I?

:''{These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}''
:But for real...
:{{short hr}}
:Do over...
:{{short hr}}
:Okay, trying harder this time...
:{{short hr}}
:Undo dog! Undo dog!
:{{short hr}}
:Fine, here's your bonus point.
:{{short hr}}
:''{The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.''}

==Ending==
:''{Dangeresque and Rendaldo are running away from the Gremlin with both the hood and trunk popped. They jump and scream as the car explodes behind them.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode complete!

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