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[[Image:The movies.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Good eef-ening, Bontilda.  Forty-twone will be on your lest.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad's annoyance with fellow moviegoers builds to an explosive climax.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The Knight]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Movie Theater]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' Tuesday, February 20, 2007&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:51&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: movie&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;I was at the movies last night and this little girl behind me&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
wouldn't shut up! has that ever happened to you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cooper&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Franklin TN.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad reads the name and address as &amp;quot;A person called Cooper, from the city of Franklin, in the state of Tennessee.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Told you I could do it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' ''{grudging The Cheat noises}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, I feel ya, Coopreme. It's a good thing they make you turn off your bazookas before movies man, or every one of my theater-going experiences would end in smoldering crater fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a cinema entrance lobby. Posters for Dangeresque 3 and King Bubsgonzola Supreme hang in the background. Senor Cardgage is an usher; Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Pom Pom walk in.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The experience starts out promising enough...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Good eef-ening, Bontilda. ''{takes Strong Bad's ticket and tears it}'' Forty-twone will be on your lest.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Just you watch, The Cheat. Some day ''I'm'' gonna be the one tearing tickets and telling folks that forty-twone will be on their lest.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut inside the cinema. Coach Z is watching the movie screen, fidgeting and thinking hard.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It begins with the genius who can't resist answering the oh-so-challenging film trivia slides they show before the movie.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I know this one! The Brat Pack! Pan-and-scan! Spencer Tracy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Strong Bad. The Cheat is visible on the right.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Real impressive, Ebert. We've only seen this slide ten times since we all sat down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' If you answered &amp;quot;B&amp;quot;, you're ready for film school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Coach Z}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z:''' Awr, it was ''{hits himself}'' ice cold refreshment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the screen, which reads:}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;MOVIE &amp;amp; REFRESHMENT TRIVIA*&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;The correct answer was :&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
B: Ice Cold Refreshment&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;*ACTUALLY JUST REFRESHMENT TRIVIA&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COACH Z: ''' I should've known.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Another slide is shown on the screen, with a picture of a bazooka with six tally marks on it, labeled &amp;quot;Please Be Considerate. Because no one wants to watch a smoldering crater.&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''ANNOUNCER:''' Be considerate of others. Please turn off your bazookas before the progrum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Then, once the movie starts, don't forget the guy who insists on rattling off the complete filmographies of each of the actors.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to the audience, and pan from Pom Pom to Strong Sad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MOVIE:''' ''{voiceover}'' &amp;amp;mdash;but when I returned, the DNA evidence was gone!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' Ooh, ''{points at screen}'' and he had a cameo as Stevedore #2 in the prequel, and he was in that car commercial with the wisecracking transmission, and he has a Bacon number of 4! ''{holds up four fingers}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gets up and turns back to face Strong Sad}'' And this is my FIST! ''{raises said fist}'' You might remember it from ''Bloodied Pulp'', the amazingly true story of your face in five seconds! ''{sits back down}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pointing at Strong Bad}'' He was in ''Dangeresque 1'' and ''2''!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to The Cheat, who is sitting next to Strong Bad and eating popcorn.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if you think the guy sitting next to you munching popcorn is bad, ''{Strong Bad's head turns slowly in The Cheat's direction}'' try going to a theater where people regularly sneak in their own all-you-can-eat fajitas!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to the King of Town, who is holding a frying pan covered in sizzling food, with a stack of similar pans in the seat beside him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Looks at the camera, popping his crown}'' What?! This was all in my box of Milk Duds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Pan back, behind the King of Town, there are the Knight (with a guitar), the Hornblower (with a horn) and the Blacksmith (with maracas). The three of them play a brief Mariachi melody. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And that brings me to the little girl behind me who wouldn't shut up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Pan behind Strong Bad, Homestar Runner is standing there, wearing a viking helmet.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Ever and more! Ever and more! Ever and more!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' This is the kind of person that likes to talk to the movie. But not in the usual ''{Homestar mouths Strong Bad's words}'' &amp;quot;Don't go in there!&amp;quot; or ''{Homestar mouths Strong Bad's words again}'' &amp;quot;Oh no he di'n't!&amp;quot; type of way. He just... makes small talk with the characters, and chit-chat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut through white to some time in the movie. Homestar is sitting on his seat, with the viking helmet on the seat next to him.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MOVIE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, I figured out their plan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I figured I'd just cut up some iceberg lettuce, throw some tomatoes on there, maybe a little catalina. Nothing fancy, nothing fancy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut through white to later in the movie. Homestar is lying on his seat, with his head resting on the helmet.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man, have you ever been to a ground-breaking? I mean, what is the point of those things?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut through white again, Homestar is lying upside down on his seat, with his legs in the air.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know where the real money is? ''{shakes his legs}'' Phone books.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut through white yet again, Homestar is sitting up normally.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I wonder how you spell tabasco. ''{stands up}'' TABASCOooo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets up from his seat again and turns around.}'' What is wrong with you people?! Do you not notice the giant movie over here? Were all the local sit-around-and-suck-out-loud places closed?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad picks up a bazooka, holds it beside his head like a cell phone, and imitates a ringtone.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, di-a-lo-do, da-a-lo-do, di-a-lo-do, ''die''!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad lowers the bazooka to point at the camera and fires it. Fade back to the computer room.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, that's why I'm not allowed at the movies anymore. But I don't care. I brought my movie viewing into the digital age. And I dig-it-all!!! Check it out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad runs &amp;quot;karatecar.exe&amp;quot;. An ASCII art movie starts. A stick figure man walks along a street, with buildings in the background, and a car drives across. The stick figure jumps and does a somersault over the car just before he gets hit.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly}'' Oh, look out, Mister Slashy-Man!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The movie cuts to a closeup of the car.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly}'' Ooh, something exciting!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The movie cuts to a closeup of the stick figure man, who says &amp;quot;Now THAT was a ''sports'' car!&amp;quot;. He then does some karate moves and says &amp;quot;Hi-YA!&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly}'' Aah, I guess I'm talking during the movie! Kind of a hypocrite! Gonna shut up now!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Crater Theater.png|thumb|No one wants to watch a smoldering crater. With the apparent exception of Homestar.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the &amp;quot;Hi-YA&amp;quot; at the end to see Homestar in a smoldering crater sitting in a theater seat with a frame of a movie poster protruding from the side of the crater:&lt;br /&gt;
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh man. This movie has it all. Cinema has never Luked so Wilson.&lt;br /&gt;
*Click on the &amp;quot;@&amp;quot; at the end to see a film trivia screen.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;MOVIE &amp;amp; REFRESHMENT TRIVIA*&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;What can you get at the concession&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
stand for $10, $10 or $13?&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;A. Luke Wilson&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
B. 16:9 Anamorphic&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
C. Hot, Hot Buttery Popcorn&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
D. &amp;amp;#39;''Battleship Potemkin''&amp;amp;#39;&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;*ACTUALLY JUST REFRESHMENT TRIVIA&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Pan and Scan|Pan and Scan]] refers to a technique by which film originally shot in widescreen format is transferred into a format compatible with the shape of common TV screens.  In contrast, DVDs made using an [[Wikipedia:Anamorphic widescreen|anamorphic widescreen]] technique automatically fill [[Wikipedia:High-definition television|high-definition television]] screens that have a 16:9 aspect ratio and make full use of the available resolution.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:French dressing|Catalina]] is a type of salad dressing made from tomato ketchup and sugar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[ASCII art]] is an artistic medium that makes pictures entirely out of typed characters.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Groundbreaking|groundbreaking]] is a photo-op ceremony in which executives or other noteworthy people dig the first shovel of dirt from a lot in which a new construction will be built.&lt;br /&gt;
*The slashes on the bazooka in the &amp;quot;Be Considerate&amp;quot; ad are a common mark on guns, tanks, and war ships to show how many kills they've made.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Stevedore|stevedore]] is a person who works at or is responsible for loading and unloading ships in port.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Knight]], [[The Hornblower]], and [[The Blacksmith]] are playing instruments as if they were in a [[Wikipedia:Mariachi|mariachi band]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Bacon number|Bacon number]]&amp;quot; refers to the number of degrees of separation an actor has from actor [[Wikipedia:Kevin Bacon|Kevin Bacon]]. This, in turn, stems from the [[Wikipedia:Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon|Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon]] game that was popular in the early 1990s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*The release date on the Dangeresque 3 poster is:&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;COMING &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;JUNE 2004&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;APRIL 2005&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;MEMORIALS DAY 2005&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;AUGUST 2006&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;WE'LL SEE...&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]'s [[Cool Shades]] in the poster have three lenses, relating to it being the third film. The number &amp;quot;3&amp;quot; is also visible, reflected in the center lens.&lt;br /&gt;
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, &amp;quot;Strong Bad rants about why he hates fellow moviegoers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*Despite the lack of a specific release date and that it just says &amp;quot;We'll see&amp;quot;, the frame around the poster for Dangeresque 3 still labels the film as &amp;quot;Now Playing&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*When watching the [[ASCII art]] movie, Strong Bad says &amp;quot;Kind of a hypocrite!&amp;quot; because he was talking during it. However, he was ''yelling'' during the actual movie, and that is not mentioned.&lt;br /&gt;
*Note that the ASCII art is actually not real ASCII art as some of the characters are of different font sizes.&lt;br /&gt;
**This includes italicized fonts, including backward-italicized 1's and I's.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Please do NOT mention Strong Sad's lack of a face. We do not mention missing objects &amp;quot;outside the frame&amp;quot; of the cartoon. It happens far too frequently to be notable. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the third email in a row that mentions [[DNA evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*This email features another pronunciation of the word &amp;quot;program&amp;quot; as [[progrum]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Two of the movie posters are for ''[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]'' (based on [[unnatural]]) and ''[[dangeresque 3|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]'' (with no predetermined release date).&lt;br /&gt;
**The King Bubsgonzola Supreme poster was an Easter Egg in [[unnatural]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad originally said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would come out in June 2004, hence the first crossed out date. The other three dates are of major releases: [[Stinkoman 20X6]], [[Senorial Day]], and [[Strongest Man in the World]], respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Film school&amp;quot; was first mentioned in [[Puppets on the Road]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Hi-YA!&amp;quot; is an example of [[Lowercase i's]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's &amp;quot;Told you I could do it,&amp;quot; refers to his habit of mangling the [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|emailer's name]] and/or [[Strong Bad Email By Place|address]], which he doesn't do this time.&lt;br /&gt;
*The voice heard during the trivia screens and during the first movie clip is the same voice heard narrating the [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] filmstrip.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Wikipedia:Brat Pack (movies)|Brat Pack]] refers to a group of actors that rose to fame in the 1980s by starring in several teen-oriented movies.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Spencer Tracy|Spencer Tracy]] was a two-time [[Wikipedia:Academy Awards|Academy Award]]-winning film actor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's &amp;quot;Ebert&amp;quot; comment refers to [[Wikipedia:Roger Ebert|Roger Ebert]], a Chicago-based movie critic.&lt;br /&gt;
*The song Strong Bad &amp;quot;sings&amp;quot; before firing the bazooka is the &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Nokia tune|Nokia tune]],&amp;quot; based on a guitar work called &amp;quot;[http://www.nokia.com/BaseProject/Sites/NOKIA_MAIN_18022/CDA/Categories/AboutNokia/Company/InFocus/RingingtheChanges/_Content/_Static_Files/granvals_26s1-180kb.wav Gran Vals]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[IMDB:nm0005561|Luke Wilson]] is an American film actor.&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[Wikipedia:The Battleship Potemkin|The Battleship Potemkin]]'' was an influential silent film about the [[Wikipedia:Russian battleship Potemkin|Battleship ''Potemkin'' uprising]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Ice Cold Refreshment&amp;quot; trivia and red background refer to [[Wikipedia: Coca-Cola|Coca-Cola]] themed games shown before a film to entertain the moviegoers.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia: Milk Duds|Milk Duds]] are a type of caramel candy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tabasco is both [[Wikipedia:Tabasco|a state in Mexico]] as well as the trademark name for a brand of [[Wikipedia:Tabasco sauce|hot pepper sauce]] that has since become a [[Wikipedia: genericized trademark|genericized trademark]] for hot sauce.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The DNA scene would be revisited in the big toon [[DNA Evidence]].  In another scene of the toon, Strong Sad comments that the evidence [[Marzipan]] found looks &amp;quot;just like in the movies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar Runner's &amp;quot;Ever and More&amp;quot; song would later be revealed to be the official chant of the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]] in the short [[Ever and More!]], in which he once again wears the [[horned helmet]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dangeresque 3]] would finally be released as a part of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{commentary|email=true}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Commentary Transcript=== &amp;lt;!--PLEASE NOTE: I may have accidentally typed &amp;quot;w&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;r&amp;quot; in Homestar lines just out of habit.  I know that's non-wiki policy, so if anybody catches one, my apologies, and gnome that bad boy on out.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
('''Commentary by:''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Mike Chapman]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Welcome to the King of Town's... DVD... extras bonus!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Nah, this is, uh, Strong Bad Email, Homestar!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah! The King of Town's...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Hey! Hey! Take me to the movies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' You ever&amp;amp;mdash;you ever say that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, I do! All the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' All right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Ahhh...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' ''{underneath}'' Have you&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Have you ever been... to the movies before?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeaaah!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' You...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' Sometimes I go... and I s&amp;amp;mdash;I wear... my viking helmet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' Oh, that's right. An&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{interrupting}'' And I sing my favorite anthem of anthems!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' &amp;quot;Ever and More?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{playing up his impediment}'' Eva and moow, ev' and moow, evew an' mooooow!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MIKE:''' I think you're getting worse with your Rs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR:''' When is Strong Bad gonna make that ''{with a soft 'g' throughout}'' Dangersqueal Three? Dangersqueal Three: ''{Mike laughs}'' The...Squealiest Danger. ''{pause}'' Who's that guy? Who's that skinny Strong Bad?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Uh, that's...Cardgage.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Ohhhh, yeaah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Cardage. Is Cardage real? Homestar? &amp;lt;!--Not a typo.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{confused}'' Is Cardage real?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Coach Z shouts out trivia answers}'' I don't like the trivia before movies, Mike.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' It's usually pretty easy, and Tom Hanks is usually the answer.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah! I don't wanna look at no silhouettes of Tom Hanks' head no more! ''{Mike stifles a laugh}'' ...and guess which curly-headed man this is! ''{Mike laughs aloud}'' That's what it always asks me.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' That's a... very poor trivia question.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{laughing}'' I know! &amp;quot;Guess which curly-headed Tom Hanks this is.&amp;quot; And I always&amp;amp;mdash;it's always ''Bachelor Party''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs, regains his composure}'' It's not, uh... ahh, I was gonna say ''Johnny Dangerously'', but that's Keaton, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeaah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''Gung Ho''?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yap. &amp;lt;!-- Hybrid &amp;quot;yeah&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;yep.&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing} Mr. Mom''?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Him and Tom Hanks are kinda the same.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{snickers}'' Until Tom Hanks got all legit and... winning all those Oscars in the '90s.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''Bantam.''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''Multiplicity'' never got...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Tom Hanks&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{underneath}'' never got...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Tom Hanks was Bantam, though.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Well... no.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' And Kiefer was Keaton. &amp;lt;!--I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Anybody know? Presumably he means some Tom Hanks role.--&amp;gt;''{Mike snickers}'' Ummm....&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' So what movie were you guys watching here?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh, this... must've been... ''Soo''&amp;amp;mdash;''Soos''!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''Seuss''? Like&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''Soos-sayer''!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''Soothsayer''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{struggles to get out the 'th'}'' ''Soothsayer''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Ohhkay.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{the King of Town appears}'' Oooh! Look at those fajitas! That is a sizzling plate! ''{Mike laughs}'' You better watch out. ''{at the pan to the mariachi band}'' Wooo!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' The guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' It's the Kingsm'n. The Kingsm'n trio! ''{short pause}'' Umm... ''{Strong Bad mentions the &amp;quot;little girl&amp;quot;}'' Here's my big scene!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Ohhh, you're&amp;amp;mdash;you were&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{overlapping}'' We're&amp;amp;mdash;we were probably seeing the Vikings on... the Seas! ...movie. And so I was just singin' along.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Eric the Viking?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' He tries to pick me as if I was some kind of an annoy-ance. But I'm really&amp;amp;mdash;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' You were just part of the movie?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, it's like that movie where you throw... toast.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Ohh, yeah. ''Rocky Horror''? Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' No, ''Rocky IV''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing} Rocky IV''?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''The Rocky IV Picture Show''!  &lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' When you throw toast at Drago?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah! And you throw syringes at... Nikita Jamson. ''{Mike laughs aloud, Homestar stifles laughter}'' What's her name? She's tall and blonde.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Brigitte Nielsen?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Jaquitte! ''{both laughing}'' Jaquitte Ribston! Throw some syringes!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Y'know, she and... Rocky got married.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Rocky?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Maybe. I can't&amp;amp;mdash;I can't remember&amp;amp;mdash; ''{quietly}'' &amp;amp;mdash;S&amp;amp;mdash;y'know, Stallone.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' I dunno if it was after or before... ''Rocky IV''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{overlapping}'' I think he got married&amp;amp;mdash;I heard he got married to that robot... that's in... ''Rocky IV''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' The robot?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' His son has a cool robot.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh, he does!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Um, Strong Bad...does Strong Bad really have a bazooka, Mike? I think this is him imagining things, 'cause I feel like if he really had a bazooka, we'd all be in some biiig troubles.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Uhhh... is that&amp;amp;mdash;that was a rocket launcher, though. Wasn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' What'd I call it?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' A bazooka.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' What's the diff?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' Uh, I don't really know, but&amp;amp;mdash;''{Strong Bad is watching karatecar}'' Ooh, look at that movie. That's a good movie.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeaaah! I remember one time some guy made that movie ''{entirely unintelligible through his impediment} Stuwws''. All with... little letters.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MIKE:''' ''Star Wars''? ...was made...?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{overlapping} Stuwws''. ''{Mike chuckles; Mr. Slashy-man takes his final pose} {as a greeting rather than an exclamation}'' Hiya!&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fun Facts ===&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's line about Dangeresque seems to indicate that this commentary was recorded sometime before the release of [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. The DVD was released about a month later.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar and Mike mention a number of [[Wikipedia:Tom Hanks|Tom Hanks]] and [[Wikipedia:Michael Keaton|Michael Keaton]] films from the late '80s and early '90s, including [[Wikipedia:Bachelor Party (film)|''Bachelor Party'']], starring Tom Hanks, and [[Wikipedia:Johnny Dangerously|''Johnny Dangerously'']], [[Wikipedia:Mr. Mom|''Mr. Mom'']], [[Wikipedia:Gung Ho (film)|''Gung Ho'']], [[Wikipedia:Multiplicity (film)|''Multiplicity'']], and [[Wikipedia:Batman (1989 film)|''Batman'']], all of which starred Michael Keaton.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar's mention of Tom Hanks playing &amp;quot;Bantam&amp;quot; is probably typical Homestar confusion; Michael Keaton played Batman in the 1989 ''Batman'' and its sequel [[Wikipedia:Batman Returns|''Batman Returns'']], but Tom Hanks never played any character named Bantam.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar confuses [[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|''Rocky IV'']] with [[Wikipedia:The Rocky Horror Picture Show|''The Rocky Horror Picture Show'']], a movie which is well-known for having audience participation, including throwing toast at the screen during one scene.&lt;br /&gt;
*Despite Matt and Homestar's confusion, there is no real distinction between a bazooka and a rocket launcher, as &amp;quot;bazooka&amp;quot; has not been a technical term since World War II and &amp;quot;rocket launcher&amp;quot; has never been a technical term for man-portable weaponry. The truly correct term is &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:shoulder-launched missile weapon|shoulder-launched missile weapon]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar is correct; the original ''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]'' has been entirely made in ASCII. It can be viewed [http://www.asciimation.co.nz/asciimation/index.html here].&lt;br /&gt;
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