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Subtitles:4gregs/de

2009-02-23T14:49:45Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: I'm going to finish this later. Or somebody else might.

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{{subtitles|4 Gregs}}
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<line start="26" end="34" speaker="other">Vier Gregs!</line>
<line start="35" end="40" speaker="other">Nicht einer, nicht zwei, nicht drei, nicht fünf...</line>
<line start="41" end="45" speaker="other">Nicht einer, nicht zwei, nicht drei, nicht fünf...</line>
<line start="46" end="51" speaker="other">Nicht einer, nicht zwei, nicht drei, nicht fünf...</line>
<line start="52" end="57" speaker="other">Nicht einer, nicht zwei, nicht drei, nicht fünf...</line>
<line start="58" end="70" speaker="other">Vier Gregs!</line>
<line start="71" end="78" speaker="other">Sci Fi Greg! Ein Greg!</line>
<line start="79" end="90" speaker="other">Sci Fi Greg! Ein Greg!</line>
<line start="91" end="99" speaker="other">D N'D Greg! Zwei Gregs!</line>
<line start="100" end="110" speaker="other">D N'D Greg! Zwei Gregs!</line>
<line start="111" end="120" speaker="other">Open Source Greg! Drei Gregs!</line>
<line start="121" end="134" speaker="other">Open Source Greg! Drei Gregs!</line>
<line start="135" end="146" speaker="other">Japanische-Kultur-Greg, vier Gregs!</line>
<line start="147" end="153" speaker="other">Japanische-Kultur-Greg, vier Gregs!</line>
<line start="154" end="166" speaker="other">Vier Gregs!</line>
<line start="175" end="221" speaker="scifigreg">Schilde auf volle Kraft, Leute. Ich habe mir überlegt, was wir heute abend machen,</line>
<line start="222" end="257" speaker="scifigreg">und es ist nicht eines von den Dingen, die ihr gleich vorschlagt.</line>
<line start="258" end="275" speaker="dndgreg">Play some serious tabletop—</line>
<line start="276" end="290" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Staring at vinyl figurines?</line>
<line start="291" end="311" speaker="opensourcegreg">Downloading several hours of—</line>
<line start="312" end="325"><dndgreg>Oh...</dndgreg><japaneseculturegreg>Oh...</japaneseculturegreg><opensourcegreg>Oh...</opensourcegreg></line>
<line start="326" end="351" speaker="scifigreg">Tonight, new Earthlings...</line>
<line start="352" end="368" speaker="scifigreg">tonight, we go...</line>
<line start="369" end="398" speaker="scifigreg" volume="1.5">TO A VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME!</line>
<line start="399" end="411"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">gasp</dndgreg><japaneseculturegreg sfx="sfx">gasp</japaneseculturegreg><opensourcegreg sfx="sfx">gasp</opensourcegreg></line>
<line start="412" end="434" speaker="dndgreg">Into the dragon's lair?</line>
<line start="435" end="439" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Into the robotic dragon's lair?</line>
<line start="440" end="464" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Into the robotic dragon's lair?</line>
<line start="465" end="489" speaker="opensourcegreg">Into the Apple store?</line>
<line start="490" end="505" speaker="scifigreg">That's right.</line>
<line start="506" end="568" speaker="scifigreg">It's the one time when we can co-exist at the same social function with football players,</line>
<line start="569" end="614" speaker="scifigreg">but they will be powerless to ridicule and/or wedgie us!</line>
<line start="615" end="634" speaker="dndgreg">Revenge is at hand!</line>
<line start="635" end="643" speaker="opensourcegreg">Huzzah!</line>
<line start="644" end="652" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Otaku!</line>
<line start="678" end="718" speaker="scifigreg">Here we are in the middle of it all!</line>
<line start="730" end="751" speaker="other">YAY!!!</line>
<line start="752" end="776" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">How does football work again?</line>
<line start="777" end="808" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Is it anything like drift racing?</line>
<line start="809" end="846" speaker="scifigreg">Uh, I think there are some foots...</line>
<line start="847" end="860" speaker="scifigreg">and uh...</line>
<line start="861" end="889" speaker="scifigreg">perchance a balls?</line>
<line start="890" end="946" speaker="dndgreg">The offensive team has four chances to advance the ball ten yards at a time with</line>
<line start="947" end="950" speaker="dndgreg">the objective being...</line>
<line start="951" end="958"><dndgreg>the objective being...</dndgreg><sfx>crickets chirping</sfx></line>
<line start="959" end="982"><dndgreg>the objective being...</dndgreg><sfx>crickets chirping</sfx></line>
<line start="983" end="1020"><scifigreg>It's like I don't even know you anymore.</scifigreg><sfx>crickets chirping</sfx></line>
<line start="1021" end="1061" speaker="dndgreg">Fantasy football still counts as fantasy!</line>
<line start="1062" end="1123" speaker="opensourcegreg">Meine Herren, ich habe eine Sicherheitslücke im Mainframe des Imbissstands ausgenutzt</line>
<line start="1124" end="1173" speaker="opensourcegreg">und uns via BitTorrent ein paar Süßigkeiten und Hotdogs gezogen!</line>
<line start="1174" end="1208" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan with a shoebox full of ones.</line>
<line start="1209" end="1216" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan with a shoebox full of ones.</line>
<line start="1217" end="1244" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan with a shoebox full of ones.</line>
<line start="1245" end="1291" speaker="opensourcegreg">Then who did I launch my denial of service attack against?</line>
<line start="1301" end="1318" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">HAXXORED!!!</line>
<line start="1319" end="1355" speaker="tompkins">Ow! All my client!</line>
<line start="1357" end="1391" speaker="cheerleader">Did you hear when we walked through the seniors' section?</line>
<line start="1392" end="1432" speaker="cheerleader">That one boy only got BOTH my names wrong!</line>
<line start="1433" end="1457" speaker="other">You have been chosen.</line>
<line start="1458" end="1493" speaker="scifigreg">Uh, Cheerleader, shouldn't you be out—</line>
<line start="1494" end="1514" speaker="scifigreg">Uuuuuhhhhhh...</line>
<line start="1515" end="1535" speaker="scifigreg">-leading cheers?</line>
<line start="1536" end="1569" speaker="cheerleader">No, I'm more a cheerleader in the way I dress...</line>
<line start="1570" end="1594" speaker="cheerleader">and in the way I treat other girls.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1602" speaker="other">That's right.</line>
<line start="1603" end="1627" speaker="cheerleader" volume="1.5">YOU DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!</line>
<line start="1628" end="1657" speaker="other">COME ON GROWLBACKS! WE'RE NOT DEAD!</line>
<line start="1658" end="1686" speaker="other">AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1707" speaker="other">YAAAAY!</line>
<line start="1708" end="1799" speaker="dndgreg">That level 4 shambling Krenshar is attacking that slightly attractive, slightly overweight color guard maiden!</line>
<line start="1802" end="1806"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1807" end="1811"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1812" end="1816"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1817" end="1821"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1822" end="1828"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other>Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!</other></line>
<line start="1829" end="1883" speaker="other">Stop! It's just me, Regular Greg from AP Calculus!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1913" speaker="dndgreg">Trying to take human form, eh?</line>
<line start="1914" end="1955" speaker="dndgreg">I'll not fall for your sorcery, shapeshifter!</line>
<line start="1956" end="1974"><dndgreg sfx="sfx">fighting and grunting</dndgreg><other sfx="sfx">flinching noises</other></line>
<line start="1975" end="1997" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Halftime!</line>
<line start="1998" end="2012" speaker="scifigreg">There's a... halph-thyme?</line>
<line start="2013" end="2023" speaker="scifigreg">There's a... halph-thyme?</line>
<line start="2024" end="2034" speaker="scifigreg">There's a... halph-thyme?</line>
<line start="2035" end="2052" speaker="opensourcegreg">Uh-oh.</line>
<line start="2053" end="2107" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">sadistic chuckling</line>
<line start="2108" end="2136" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">EXPLICIT WEDGIE!!</line>
<line start="2137" end="2160"><cheerleader sfx="sfx">laughing</cheerleader><soandso sfx="sfx">laughing</soandso><whatsherface sfx="sfx">laughing</whatsherface><theuglyone sfx="sfx">laughing</theuglyone></line>
<line start="2161" end="2191" speaker="whatsherface">Those Gregs are such losers!</line>
<line start="2192" end="2212" speaker="scifigreg">Hey! No way!</line>
<line start="2213" end="2248" speaker="scifigreg">Whats-Her-Face would totally come to my defense!</line>
<line start="2249" end="2282" speaker="whatsherface">Ew! Don't put that! No I wouldn't!</line>
<line start="2283" end="2308" speaker="opensourcegreg">Now make them have a pillow fight!</line>
<line start="2309" end="2326" speaker="theuglyone">Make them play with action figures!</line>
<line start="2327" end="2335" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">AKIHABARA!</line>
<line start="2336" end="2343" speaker="soandso">So good!</line>
<line start="2344" end="2348" speaker="dndgreg">SWORDS!</line>
<line start="2349" end="2354" speaker="cheerleader">BOYS!</line>
<line start="2355" end="2371"><strongbad>Waugh!!</strongbad><sfx>thump</sfx></line>
<line start="2371" end="2401" speaker="strongbad">It's... over?</line>
<line start="2402" end="2414" speaker="other">Four Gregs!</line>
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Subtitles:bestcaper/de

2009-02-23T14:33:01Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: en-us -> de

{{subtitles|Best Caper Ever}}
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<line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Hmm, was könnte ich heute machen?</line>
<line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">atmet</line>
<line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">Ich frage mich, was ich heute machen so könnte, wisst ihr?</line>
<line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">Ich kann nicht aufhören, mich zu fragen, was ich vielleicht heute irgendwie so machen könnte.</line>
<line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Hmm. (Echo)</line>
<line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ahh, ich weiß!</line>
<line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">Ich könnte mal wieder so tun, als ob mein eines Bein kürzer als das andere ist.</line>
<line start="303" end="349" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">imitiert Geräusche</line>
<line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">Es reicht nicht bis zum Boden.</line>
<line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">rauschen</line>
<line start="424" end="464"><sfx>rauschen</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Also, du hast wirklich keine Ahnung, wie wir das geschafft haben?</strongbad></line>
<line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">verneinende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">Gut, lass uns mal nachdenken, wie wir vorgegangen sind.</line>
<line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Wir haben Homestars Melonade gestohlen.</line>
<line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">Du hast in selbige Melonade reingepinkelt.</line>
<line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">verlegene The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">Und jetzt sitzt er auf einer kleinen Eisscholle mitten in der Arktis.</line>
<line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">enthusiastische The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Ich glaube, wir haben da ein paar Schritte übergangen.</line>
<line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">unsichere The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Komm schon, Mann!</line>
<line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">Das war unser bester Streich aller Zeiten,</line>
<line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">und wir wissen nichtmal mehr, wie wir es gemacht haben?</line>
<line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">Okay. Tschüss aufgequollener Seelöwenkadaver!</line>
<line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Danke für deinen Besuch!</line>
<line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, wir sollten ihn öfter mal einladen. Der ist echt der Brüller!</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">grunzt</line>
<line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Okay, das reicht, Satellitentelefon!</line>
<line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">Das war das letzte mal, dass du mich gestochen hast!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">platsch</line>
<line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">Das gilt auch für dich, Leuchtpistole.</line>
<line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">platsch</line>
<line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">Du bist dir sicher, dass du dich nicht mehr daran erinnerst, dass wir,</line>
<line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">Homestar irgendwie in ein Frachtflugzeug gelockt haben,</line>
<line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">oder vielleicht ein Walross bestochen haben,</line>
<line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">oder mit einer Faltung der Raum-Zeit experimentiert haben?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">verneinende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">Also, was wir sicher wissen,</line>
<line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">ist, dass du in Homestars Melonade gepinkelt hast-</line>
<line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-und jetzt steckt er auf der anderen Seite der Erde fest,</line>
<line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">die wir auf wundersame Weise per Satellit sehen können.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Das reicht, ich bringe dich zum Tierarzt!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">verängstigte The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">Okay, zu diesem Zeitpunkt wäre ich bereit, zuzugeben, dass das vielleicht, nur vielleicht,</line>
<line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">doch nicht Marzipans neue Terrasse ist.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">Ich sollte vielleicht mal Hilfe rufen.</line>
<line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (Echo)</line>
<line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry klingt irgendwie wie einer, der mir in dieser Situation aushelfen könnte.</line>
<line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (Echo)</line>
<line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? (Echo)</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Hey, könntest du bitte etwas leiser sein?</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, gut! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar">Du bist ein Eisbär, richtig?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Atme mich solange mir deinem Eisatem an, dass ich zu einem Eisblock werde,</line>
<line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">sodass zukünftige Generationen mich auftauen können</line>
<line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">und meine gleichlangen Beine bestaunen können!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Junge, hab ich mir die falsche Erdhalbkugel ausgesucht, in der ich dieses Jahr ziellos herumtreibe...</line>
<line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">Und dann müsstest du noch das hier füllen.</line>
<line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Tut mir leid, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">Ich schaue nicht The Cheat an!</line>
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4 Gregs

2009-02-23T14:32:07Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: {{subtitlesLinks}}

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[[Image:FourGregs.png|200px|thumb|"Not one, not two, not three, not five, four Gregs."]]

[[The Gregs]] go to a varsity football game.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Science Fiction Greg]], [[D N'D Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]], {{Film|Tompkins}}, {{Film|Cheerleader}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Short Girl|Short Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Regular Greg|Mascot/Regular Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Football Players|Football Players]], {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' Football Stadium, [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 16, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:20

'''Page Title:''' I knew they'd come back to me...

==Transcript==
''{"4 Gregs" appears in the center of the screen on hexagonal-grid paper.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Four Gregs!

''{The numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 appear, and each number is crossed out over the next line.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Not one, not two, not three, not five...

''{"4 Gregs" appears again.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Four Gregs!

''{Science Fiction Greg appears, holding a bubbly-looking toy gun.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Sci-Fi Greg! One Greg!

''{Science Fiction Greg holds up one finger. Cut to D N'D Greg holding a twenty-sided die.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' D N'D Greg! Two Greg!

''{D N'D Greg holds up two fingers. Cut to Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Open Source Greg! Three Greg!

''{Open Source Greg holds up three fingers. Cut to Japanese Culture Greg, holding a robot action figure.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Japanese Culture Greg, four Greg! ''{Japanese Culture Greg holds up four fingers.}'' Four Gregs!

''{"4 Gregs" appears again. Cut to the four Gregs standing together.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Shields up, everyone. I figured out what we're doing tonight, and it's not any of the stuff you're about to suggest.

'''D N'D GREG:''' Play some serious tabletop—

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Staring at vinyl figurines?

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Downloading several hours of—

'''ALL GREGS EXCEPT SCI-FI GREG:''' ''{disappointed}'' Oh.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Tonight, new Earthlings... tonight, we go... TO A VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME!

'''OTHER THREE GREGS:''' ''{gasp, with the word "Gasp!" drawn above them}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Into the dragon's lair?

''{The text bubble remains the same but points to Japanese Culture Greg, with the word "Robotic" inserted into the sentence as he says it.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Into the robotic dragon's lair?

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Into the Apple store? ''{As he says "Apple", the text bubble has a "bite" taken out of it, and a leaf appears on it.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' That's right. It's the one time we can co-exist at the same social function with football players, but they will be powerless to ridicule and/or wedgie us!

'''D N'D GREG:''' Revenge is at hand!

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Huzzah!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' ''{his head suddenly looks extremely animeish}'' Otaku!

''{Cut to the back of a football player wearing a jersey that reads "AT THE GAME", with "888" written below it. Then cut to a set of stands. All of the Gregs except Open Source Greg are visible.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Here we are. In the middle of it all!

''{Cut back to show that the three Gregs are sitting in the corner of the stands, and there is a huge radius around them where no one else is sitting; the stands are otherwise packed. There are 14:54 left on the clock, the Growlbacks have "000000" points, and the "Visitor" has 24 points.}''

'''CROWD:''' YAY!!!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' How does football work again?

''{Cut to a closeup of the Gregs.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Is it anything like drift racing?

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Uh, I think there are some foots ''{said to rhyme with "loots"}''... and uh... perchance a balls?

''{Cut to a closeup of D N'D Greg. He's smiling and has sharp teeth. A scroll appears next to him, which he begins to read:}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' The offensive team has four chances to advance the ball ten yards at a time with the objective being to...

''{D N'D Greg cuts off. The other two Gregs are visibly confused. D N'D Greg looks at them with annoyance. Crickets chirp.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' It's like I don't even know you anymore.

'''D N'D GREG:''' Fantasy football still counts as fantasy!

''{Open Source Greg appears, holding a box of food.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Gentlemen, I've taken advantage in a security flaw in the concession stand mainframe and bit-torrented us some Sugar Daddys and hot dogs!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan ''{the word in the text bubble is "moms" until he gets to it; his face returns to the "anime" style on that word alone}'' with a shoebox full of ones.

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Then who did I launch my denial of service attack against?

''{Cut to a drawing of a computer screen. On the screen is a web browser viewing the page "www.tompkins.tv", which is for "Tompkins' Hot Lady Escort Service". Tompkins' face is in the middle of the screen. The page has been viewed "2.4" times.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice; the word appears across the screen as he says it}'' HAXXORED!!!

'''TOMPKINS:''' Ow! All my client!

''{Cut back to the game. D N'D and Science Fiction Greg are in the background, as Cheerleader and a short bespectacled girl in braces walk by.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Didja hear when we walked through the seniors' section? That one boy only got BOTH my names wrong!

'''SHORT GIRL:''' You have been chosen.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Uh, Cheerleader, shouldn't you be out—

''{Cut to a closeup of his mouth, showing misshapen teeth.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Uuuuuhhhhhh...

''{Cut back.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' —leading cheers?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' No, I'm more a cheerleader in the way I dress... and in the way I treat other girls.

'''SHORT GIRL:''' That's right.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{smacks the short girl, yelling:}'' YOU DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!

''{Cut to a ratty-looking mascot.}''

'''MASCOT:''' COME ON GROWLBACKS! WE'RE NOT DEAD! AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD!

''{He does a cartwheel near an exasperated-looking color guard member.}''

'''MASCOT:''' YAAAAY!

''{Cut to D N'D Greg.}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' That level 4 shambling Krenshar is attacking that slightly attractive, slightly overweight color guard maiden!

''{He is then seen stomping on the mascot. The color guard member smirks lightly.}''

'''MASCOT:''' Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!

''{He takes off the mascot head.}''

'''REGULAR GREG:''' Stop! It's just me, Regular Greg from AP Calculus!

'''D N'D GREG:''' Trying to take human form, eh? I'll not fall for your sorcery, shapeshifter!

''{He continues stomping on Regular Greg. Cut to a hot dog with a face.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Halftime!

''{Cut to Science Fiction Greg.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' There's a... halph-thyme?

''{Cut back to all four Gregs.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Uh-oh.

''{A bunch of football players crowd around the Gregs and chuckle to themselves. Cut to a scene of some underwear and jock straps flying around, with the words "EXPLiCiT WEDGiE!!" in the middle.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' EXPLICIT WEDGIE!!

''{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad on regular notebook paper. They've actually been the ones drawing the cartoon. They laugh as "HA HA HA HA"s move around above them.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Those Gregs are such losers!

''{Cut to the Gregs back on their paper. They've actually been drawing the Teen Girl Squad drawing the cartoon.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Hey! No way! Whats-Her-Face would totally come to my defense!

''{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad. ''They've'' actually been drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the cartoon.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Eww! Don't put that! No I wouldn't!

''{Cut to the Gregs. Each successive cut until the end of the toon shows the other group drawing everything that's happened so far in increasingly nested levels and with paper strewn everywhere.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Now make them have a pillow fight!

''{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Make them play with action figures!

''{Cut to the Gregs.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' ''{with his anime face}'' AKIHABARA!

''{The Teen Girl Squad}''

'''SO AND SO:''' So good!

''{Gregs}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' SWORDS!

''{Girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' BOYS!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, drawing that last scene, falling over.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waugh!!

''{He weakly holds up one hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's... over?

''{Cut to the "4 Gregs" screen.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Four Gregs!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
* Hexagonal-grid paper is commonly used for tabletop role-playing games.
* [[Wikipedia:Drifting (motorsport)|Drift racing]] is a style of car racing originating in Japan where drivers slide or drift through corners at high speed.
* [[Wikipedia:Otaku|Otaku]] is a Japanese word denoting a fan of something. Outside of Japan, it denotes specifically a fan of Japanese popular culture. While the term is frequently adopted enthusiastically by non-Japanese individuals like Japanese Culture Greg, in Japan the word can have a negative connotation.
* [[Wikipedia:Akihabara|Akihabara]] is a shopping district of Tokyo specializing in electronics, computers, and pop-culture goods.
* "Okasan", properly romanized as "okāsan" or "okaasan", is a formal word for "mother" in Japanese.
* A [[Wikipedia:Denial-of-service attack|denial-of-service attack]] is an attempt to make a computer resource unavailable to its intended users and is often considered a crime.
* [[Wikipedia:BitTorrent_(protocol)|BitTorrent]] is a peer-to-peer file sharing protocol used for sharing large amounts of data.
* [http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_it_mean_to_beat_the_spread "Beating the spread"] is a phrase in [[Wikipedia:Spread betting|spread betting]] referring to whether the difference of the two scores in the outcome of an event is above or below a predetermined amount.
* [[Wikipedia:Open source|Open source]] is an approach to computer software design, development, and distribution offering practical accessibility to a product's source (goods and knowledge).

===Trivia===
* The toons menu description reads "The spin-off no one was asking for!"
* The full text of the scroll with the rules of football reads:
<blockquote>The offensive team has 4 
chances to advance the ball 
10 yards at a time with the 
objective being to cross the 
opposing teams goal line 
using either running plays 
or passing plays or any 
combination thereof.</blockquote>
*[http://tompkins.tv/ Tompkins' Hot Lady Escort Service] later became a real website, containing a link to the 4 Gregs toon, and a link to this page.
*There are 10 nested levels shown: Strong Bad is drawing the Teen Girl Squad drawing the four Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs in the main part of toon.
*When each Greg is announced, they each have their own music style playing that fits their character. SciFi Greg's is futuristic, D n' D Greg's is medieval, Open Source Greg's is digital beeps, and Japanese Culture Greg's is a [[Wikipedia:Koto_(musical_instrument)|koto]].

===Remarks===
* During the title sequence, D N'D Greg, Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg have four, four, and five fingers per hand, respectively, despite the fact that all the Gregs (and indeed almost all Teen Girl Squad characters) are normally drawn with only three fingers per hand.
* The notion for a spinoff based on the Gregs was previously entertained in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
* The TV Time [[HR:menuswfs/menu_4gregs.swf|menu preview]] shows Japanese Culture Greg holding a different robot from that shown in the actual toon.
* Despite the title, there are "5 Gregs" that appear in this toon.
* Japanese Culture Greg pronounces "Akihabara" wrong: he pronounces it "Aki - ha - bar'''uh'''", with an [[Wikipedia:Schwa|unstressed vowel]] at the end. While this is common among English speakers, in Japanese, all vowels have the same value; in this case, [[Wikipedia:Open_front_unrounded_vowel|/a/]].

===Inside References===
* Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg were previously seen, though unnamed at the time, in the Easter egg for [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].
** The page title is also a reference to that issue.
* "Haxxored!" is an example of [[Internet slang]].
* "Ow! All my client!" is another use of [[Ow! My X!]] and [[Singular Instead of Plural]].
*D N'D Greg has [[fangs]] when explaining football with the scroll.
*The toons menu description is a reference to the Easter egg in [[Teen Girl Squad issue 14]].
* The Mascot stating "AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD" in his cheer is an instance of [[gambling]].
* Science Fiction Greg believes that What's Her Face will defend him because they dated previously, as revealed in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].
* "Halph-[[thyme]]" is another instance of [[homophones]].
* The Growlbacks' helmets feature a prominent [[G]].

===Real-World References===
[[Image:Speechbapple.PNG|thumb|"Into the Apple store?"]]
*Open Source Greg mentions the [[Wikipedia:Apple Store|Apple Store]]. As he does this, the edge of his speech bubble turns into Apple's logo.
* The text on Cheerleader's shirt is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hollaback Girl|Hollaback Girl]].
* A [[Wikipedia:Sugar Daddy (candy)|Sugar Daddy]] is a caramel lollipop made by Tootsie Roll Industries.
* Open Source Greg's laptop/hot dog box has a picture of a penguin on it, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tux|Tux]], the mascot of the open source operating system [[Wikipedia:Linux kernel|Linux]].
* The "[http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/shamblingMound.htm shambling] [http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/krenshar.htm Krenshar]" that D N'D Greg mentions is a melding of the names of two monsters from [[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:4gregs.html|Watch "4 Gregs"]]
*[[HR:4gregs.swf|View the Flash file for "4 Gregs"]]
*[[Forum:15115|Forum thread RE: "4 Gregs"]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]

Subtitles:bestcaper/de

2009-02-23T14:24:13Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: done

{{subtitles|Best Caper Ever}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="bestcaper.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Hmm, was könnte ich heute machen?</line>
<line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">atmet</line>
<line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">Ich frage mich, was ich heute machen so könnte, wisst ihr?</line>
<line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">Ich kann nicht aufhören, mich zu fragen, was ich vielleicht heute irgendwie so machen könnte.</line>
<line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Hmm. (Echo)</line>
<line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ahh, ich weiß!</line>
<line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">Ich könnte mal wieder so tun, als ob mein eines Bein kürzer als das andere ist.</line>
<line start="303" end="349" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">imitiert Geräusche</line>
<line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">Es reicht nicht bis zum Boden.</line>
<line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">rauschen</line>
<line start="424" end="464"><sfx>rauschen</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Also, du hast wirklich keine Ahnung, wie wir das geschafft haben?</strongbad></line>
<line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">verneinende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">Gut, lass uns mal nachdenken, wie wir vorgegangen sind.</line>
<line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Wir haben Homestars Melonade gestohlen.</line>
<line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">Du hast in selbige Melonade reingepinkelt.</line>
<line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">verlegene The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">Und jetzt sitzt er auf einer kleinen Eisscholle mitten in der Arktis.</line>
<line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">enthusiastische The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Ich glaube, wir haben da ein paar Schritte übergangen.</line>
<line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">unsichere The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Komm schon, Mann!</line>
<line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">Das war unser bester Streich aller Zeiten,</line>
<line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">und wir wissen nichtmal mehr, wie wir es gemacht haben?</line>
<line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">Okay. Tschüss aufgequollener Seelöwenkadaver!</line>
<line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Danke für deinen Besuch!</line>
<line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, wir sollten ihn öfter mal einladen. Der ist echt der Brüller!</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">grunzt</line>
<line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Okay, das reicht, Satellitentelefon!</line>
<line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">Das war das letzte mal, dass du mich gestochen hast!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">platsch</line>
<line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">Das gilt auch für dich, Leuchtpistole.</line>
<line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">platsch</line>
<line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">Du bist dir sicher, dass du dich nicht mehr daran erinnerst, dass wir,</line>
<line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">Homestar irgendwie in ein Frachtflugzeug gelockt haben,</line>
<line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">oder vielleicht ein Walross bestochen haben,</line>
<line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">oder mit einer Faltung der Raum-Zeit experimentiert haben?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">verneinende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">Also, was wir sicher wissen,</line>
<line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">ist, dass du in Homestars Melonade gepinkelt hast-</line>
<line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-und jetzt steckt er auf der anderen Seite der Erde fest,</line>
<line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">die wir auf wundersame Weise per Satellit sehen können.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Das reicht, ich bringe dich zum Tierarzt!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">verängstigte The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">Okay, zu diesem Zeitpunkt wäre ich bereit, zuzugeben, dass das vielleicht, nur vielleicht,</line>
<line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">doch nicht Marzipans neue Terrasse ist.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">Ich sollte vielleicht mal Hilfe rufen.</line>
<line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (Echo)</line>
<line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry klingt irgendwie wie einer, der mir in dieser Situation aushelfen könnte.</line>
<line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (Echo)</line>
<line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? (Echo)</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Hey, könntest du bitte etwas leiser sein?</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, gut! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar">Du bist ein Eisbär, richtig?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Atme mich solange mir deinem Eisatem an, dass ich zu einem Eisblock werde,</line>
<line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">sodass zukünftige Generationen mich auftauen können</line>
<line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">und meine gleichlangen Beine bestaunen können!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Junge, hab ich mir die falsche Erdhalbkugel ausgesucht, in der ich dieses Jahr ziellos herumtreibe...</line>
<line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">Und dann müsstest du noch das hier füllen.</line>
<line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Tut mir leid, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">Ich schaue nicht The Cheat an!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:bestcaper/de

2009-02-23T14:10:20Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: save

{{pageinprogress|The Commander IN COMMAND}}
{{subtitles|Best Caper Ever}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="bestcaper.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Hmm, was könnte ich heute machen?</line>
<line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">atmet</line>
<line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">Ich frage mich, was ich heute machen so könnte, wisst ihr?</line>
<line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">Ich kann nicht aufhören, mich zu fragen, was ich vielleicht heute irgendwie so machen könnte.</line>
<line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Hmm. (Echo)</line>
<line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ahh, ich weiß!</line>
<line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">Ich könnte mal wieder so tun, als ob mein eines Bein kürzer als das andere ist.</line>
<line start="303" end="349" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">imitiert Geräusche</line>
<line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">Es reicht nicht bis zum Boden.</line>
<line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">rauschen</line>
<line start="424" end="464"><sfx>rauschen</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Also, du hast wirklich keine Ahnung, wie wir das geschafft haben?</strongbad></line>
<line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">verneinende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">Gut, lass uns mal nachdenken, wie wir vorgegangen sind.</line>
<line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Wir haben Homestars Melonade gestohlen.</line>
<line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">Du hast in selbige Melonade reingepinkelt.</line>
<line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">verlegene The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">Und jetzt sitzt er auf einer kleinen Eisscholle mitten in der Arktis.</line>
<line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">enthusiastische The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Ich glaube, wir haben da ein paar Schritte übergangen.</line>
<line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">unsichere The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Komm schon, Mann!</line>
<line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">Das war unser bester Streich aller Zeiten,</line>
<line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">und wir wissen nichtmal mehr, wie wir es gemacht haben?</line>
<line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">Okay. Tschüss aufgequollener Seelöwenkadaver!</line>
<line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Danke für deinen Besuch!</line>
<line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, wir sollten ihn öfter mal einladen. Der ist echt der Brüller!</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">grunzt</line>
<line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Okay, das reicht, Satellitentelefon!</line>
<line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">Das war das letzte mal, dass du mich gestochen hast!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">You too, flare gun.</line>
<line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">You're sure you don't remember, like,</line>
<line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">tricking Homestar into getting onto a cargo plane,</line>
<line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">or maybe bribing some walruses,</line>
<line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">or, like, experimenting with the folding of space-time?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">negative The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">So, the only thing we know for certain</line>
<line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">is that you made wee in Homestar's melonade-</line>
<line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>affirmative The-Cheat-Geräusche</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-and now he's stuck on the other side of the globe,</line>
<line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">of which we mysteriously have satellite coverage.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">scared The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, just maybe,</line>
<line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">this isn't Marzipan's new patio.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">I should probably yell for help.</line>
<line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry sounds like the kind of guy that can help me out of this jam!</line>
<line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? (echo)</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Oh, would you please keep it down?</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, great! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar">You're a polar bear, right?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube,</line>
<line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">so future generations can thaw me out</line>
<line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">and marvel at my same length legs!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...</line>
<line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">And I'm gonna need you to fill this up.</line>
<line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">I'm not looking at The Cheat!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:xmas08/de

2009-01-03T18:43:17Z

The Commander IN COMMAND:

{{subtitles|A Death-Defying Decemberween}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="xmas08.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="20" end="58" speaker="text">Ein Todesmutiges Dezemberween</line>
<line start="102" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko, Leute!</line>
<line start="124" end="139" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über... laden!</line>
<line start="140" end="152" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über... laden!</line>
<line start="153" end="164" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko? Laden?</line>
<line start="164" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko? Laden?</line>
<line start="176" end="198" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schokolade? Hmm?</line>
<line start="199" end="214" speaker="bubs">Was ein Schenkelklopfer!</line>
<line start="215" end="237" speaker="coachz">Der Hammer!</line>
<line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongmad">DIE FÜNFZIGER!</line>
<line start="270" end="319" speaker="marzipan">Danke, Strong Bad! Das passt gut zu deinen Bewährungsauflagen!</line>
<line start="320" end="338" speaker="homestar">Pssh! Das ist doch nichts!</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="homestar">Das ist keine todesmutige Unterhaltung, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="377" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="395" end="405" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">Ihr habt richtig gehört! Dieses Dezemberween,</line>
<line start="438" end="444" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="445" end="464" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="465" end="487" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="488" end="501" speaker="homestar">Die Tiefe Schiefe hinabzurodeln!</line>
<line start="502" end="511" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">Erschrecken</line>
<line start="512" end="529" speaker="coachz">Die Tiefe Schiefe!</line>
<line start="530" end="593" speaker="coachz">Niemand war jemals so mutig bzw. bescheuert dieses Monster zu bezwingen!</line>
<line start="594" end="636" speaker="bubs">Du wirst dir deinen Schädel zu einem unkenntlichen Klumpen brechen!</line>
<line start="637" end="663" speaker="homestar">Werde ich nicht, Hund! Werde ich nicht, Bubs!</line>
<line start="664" end="705" speaker="homestar">Mein Schädel kennt noch nicht mal die Bedeutung des Wortes "Klumpen"!</line>
<line start="706" end="729" speaker="strongbad">Und der Rest deines Körpers?</line>
<line start="730" end="745" speaker="homestar">Den frage ich später.</line>
<line start="746" end="804" speaker="homestar">Streicht es euch im Kalender an. Die Vorbereitungen beginnen um Zwölf, der Start ist für 12:30 angesetzt.</line>
<line start="805" end="837" speaker="homestar">Todesmutige Unterhaltung! (Echo)</line>
<line start="838" end="884" speaker="announcer">Und jetzt gehts weiter mit Homestar Runners todesmutiger Dezemberweenshow.</line>
<line start="885" end="902"><announcer>Und jetzt gehts weiter mit Homestar Runners todesmutiger Dezemberweenshow.</announcer><sfx>Applaus vom Tonband</sfx></line>
<line start="903" end="946"><sfx>Klavierspiel</sfx><sfx>Applaus vom Tonband</sfx></line>
<line start="947" end="980" speaker="homestar">Oh, hi! Ich habe euch nicht reinkommen sehen.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="homestar">Es ist ziemlich kalt draußen. Wollt ihr einen heißen Jacob</line>
<line start="1027" end="1039" speaker="other">"Oh! Ooh!"</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048"><audience>"Oh! Ooh!"</audience><other volume="0.8">Heißer was?</other></line>
<line start="1049" end="1062" speaker="homestar">Das ist doch schon viel besser.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1120" speaker="homestar">Wisst ihr, nichts passt besser zu Dezemberween, als todesmutige Unterhaltung.</line>
<line start="1121" end="1176" speaker="homestar">Deswegen werde ich dieses Dezemberween versuchen, die Tiefe Schiefe hinabzurodeln.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1183" speaker="sfx">Erschrecken</line>
<line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="homestar">Vielleicht werde ich sterben.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1212" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1213" end="1225"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><sfx>Türklingel</sfx></line>
<line start="1226" end="1251" speaker="homestar">Ich frage mich, wer das sein könnte.</line>
<line start="1255" end="1267" speaker="sfx">Lachen und Jubel</line>
<line start="1268" end="1290"><sfx>Lachen und Jubel</sfx><other volume="0.6">Zwiebel Bubs!</other></line>
<line start="1291" end="1355" speaker="bubs">Na, hallo, Homestar! Du hast mir nicht gesagt, dass du heute eine Dezemberweenshow zu Gast hast!</line>
<line start="1356" end="1359" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1360" end="1387"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</homestar><bubs sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</bubs></line>
<line start="1388" end="1405" speaker="homestar">Komm rein, Bubs.</line>
<line start="1406" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Hast du Lust auf ein paar Unschärfe- und Glitzerspezialeffekte?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1473" speaker="bubs">Das wäre toll!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1508" speaker="sfx">Harfenspiel</line>
<line start="1509" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Sag mal, Bubs! Sag mal, Bubs! Was ist in dem Paket?</line>
<line start="1545" end="1564" speaker="bubs">Mach es auf!</line>
<line start="1565" end="1578" speaker="sfx">Paket wird geöffnet</line>
<line start="1579" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten!</line>
<line start="1584" end="1593"><homestar>Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten!</homestar><sfx>Publikum ist erstaunt</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1604"><homestar>Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten!</homestar><sfx>Publikum ist erstaunt</sfx></line>
<line start="1605" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1646" speaker="homestar">Genau so einen brauche ich für die Schiefe Tiefe!</line>
<line start="1647" end="1677" speaker="bubs">Und ich hab schon eine Inschrift mit aufdrucken lassen.</line>
<line start="1678" end="1717" speaker="bubs">Damit kann du ihn auch als Grabstein verwenden, falls du es nicht schaffst!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1722" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1723" end="1761"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">langes Stöhnen</homestar></line>
<line start="1762" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Schluck!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1790" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1791" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">Was für ein Haufen Mist aus kleinerem Mist!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">Ich sollte derjenige sein, der in diesem auf Festtagsstimmung getrimmten Studio sitzt</line>
<line start="1867" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">und seine nächsten Waghalsigkeiten ankündigt!</line>
<line start="1915" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Dumme Bewährungsauflagen!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1963" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1964" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">Wo willst du denn hin?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">erklärende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1999" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">Eine frühere Verpflichtung? Seit wann redest du so?</line>
<line start="2049" end="2068" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2072" end="2121" speaker="strongbad">Das ist ein äußerst unverdächtiges Verhalten für The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2122" end="2155" speaker="strongbad">Was das Ganze natürlich sehr verdächtig macht!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">Sobald ich diese Tasse heißen Jacob ausgetrunken habe, werde ich herausfinden, was er im Schilde führt.</line>
<line start="2221" end="2232" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">Schlürfen</line>
<line start="2233" end="2258" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Guter Jacob.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2351" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Was zur Kacke?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2365" speaker="sfx">Schaufelgeräusche</line>
<line start="2366" end="2380" speaker="homestar">Gut, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2425" speaker="homestar">Nun, bist du dir sicher, dass sie niemand sehen wird, wenn ich hier runterrodeln werde?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2442" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2443" end="2485" speaker="homestar">Danke, Mann. Ich schulde dir was.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2503" speaker="sfx">Schaufelgeräusche</line>
<line start="2504" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">Hm, The Cheat hilft Homestar beim Schummeln.</line>
<line start="2553" end="2602" speaker="strongbad">Ich frage mich, was passieren würde, wenn die Matratze nicht da wäre...</line>
<line start="2603" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Hmm..</line>
<line start="2638" end="2640" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651"><sfx>Platte kratzt</sfx><strongbad>Oh, warte.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2651" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">Homestar würde wahrscheinlich draufgehen! Ich muss sie wegnehmen!</line>
<line start="2698" end="2705" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="2706" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">Ich musste da wirklich kurz nachdenken.</line>
<line start="2737" end="2774"><announcer>Meine Damen und Herren, er ist hier!</announcer><sfx>bedrohliche Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="2775" end="2814"><announcer>Der Mann, der gleich etwas tun wird!</announcer><sfx>bedrohliche Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="2815" end="2852"><announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>bedrohliche Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="2853" end="2885" speaker="homestar">Ich bin kein allzu guter Redner...!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2931" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2932" end="2941" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2942" end="2951" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2952" end="2958" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2959" end="2965" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2966" end="2970" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2971" end="2974" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2975" end="2977" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2978" end="2979" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2980" end="2981" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2982" end="2987" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2988" end="3000" speaker="sfx">Krach</line>
<line start="3001" end="3006" speaker="sfx">ping</line>
<line start="3007" end="3011" speaker="sfx">Fanfare</line>
<line start="3011" end="3025"><sfx>Fanfare</sfx><coachz>Er hat es geschafft!</coachz></line>
<line start="3026" end="3036"><sfx>Fanfare</sfx><homestar>Ich hab es geschafft?</homestar></line>
<line start="3037" end="3058" speaker="strongbad">Er hat es geschafft?</line>
<line start="3059" end="3091" speaker="homestar">The Cheat! Was ist mit meiner Matratze</line>
<line start="3092" end="3096" speaker="homestar">voller Hammer, Glassplitter, und Zuckerstangen, die so heruntergeleckt sind, dass sie spitz sind, passiert?</line>
<line start="3097" end="3103" speaker="homestar">voller Hammer, Glassplitter, und Zuckerstangen, die so heruntergeleckt sind, dass sie spitz sind, passiert?</line>
<line start="3104" end="3112" speaker="homestar">voller Hammer, Glassplitter, und Zuckerstangen, die so heruntergeleckt sind, dass sie spitz sind, passiert?</line>
<line start="3113" end="3145" speaker="homestar">voller Hammer, Glassplitter, und Zuckerstangen, die so heruntergeleckt sind, dass sie spitz sind, passiert?</line>
<line start="3146" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Warte, die Matratze war voller gefährlicher Dinge?</line>
<line start="3178" end="3208" speaker="strongbad">Warum würdest du auf so etwas landen wollen?</line>
<line start="3209" end="3256" speaker="marzipan">Oh, gut, Homestar! Wir müssen los zu meinen Eltern zum Dezemberweenessen!</line>
<line start="3257" end="3285" speaker="homestar">Oh, Jubel und Freude.</line>
<line start="3286" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Weil ich die Schiefe Tiefe heil überlebt habe,</line>
<line start="3326" end="3400" speaker="homestar">muss ich ein weiteres Dezemberween mit Frau Marzipan und ihrem momentanen Ehemann verbringen.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3454" speaker="marzipan">Seth hat dieses Jahr ein paar Kollegen aus dem Institut für Philosophie mit eingeladen.</line>
<line start="3455" end="3524" speaker="strongbad">Viel Spaß, Homestar! Danke für die todesmutige Unterhaltung.</line>
<line start="3525" end="3547" speaker="strongbad">Ich muss Homestar loben.</line>
<line start="3548" end="3627" speaker="strongbad">Lächerlich komplizierte Pläne zu schmieden, die knochenzertrümmende Verletzungen beinhalten, um das Fest nicht mit Verwandten verbringen zu müssen</line>
<line start="3628" end="3667" speaker="strongbad">ist eine Dezemberweentradition, die ich nur unterstützen kann.</line>
<line start="3668" end="3720" speaker="strongbad">Jetzt schlag mir mit diesem Brett ins Gesicht, bevor wir noch Urgroßmutter besuchen müssen.</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="3743" end="3769" speaker="sfx">Harfenspiel</line>
<line start="3770" end="3778"><sfx>batz</sfx><strongbad>Au!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3779" end="3800" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="3808" end="3826" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</line>
<line start="3827" end="3870" speaker="homestar">Ein brauer Pullover. Als ob du meine Gedanken gelesen hättest.</line>
<line start="3871" end="3899" speaker="homestar">Und ein Kompliment an Seth.</line>
<line start="3900" end="3931" speaker="homestar">Das Essen war grauenhaft.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:xmas08/de

2009-01-03T18:34:15Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: and done

{{subtitles|A Death-Defying Decemberween}}
<pre>
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<line start="20" end="58" speaker="text">Ein Todesmutiges Dezemberween</line>
<line start="102" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko, Leute!</line>
<line start="124" end="139" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über... laden!</line>
<line start="140" end="152" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über... laden!</line>
<line start="153" end="164" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko? Laden?</line>
<line start="164" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko? Laden?</line>
<line start="176" end="198" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schokolade? Hmm?</line>
<line start="199" end="214" speaker="bubs">Was ein Schenkelklopfer!</line>
<line start="215" end="237" speaker="coachz">Der Hammer!</line>
<line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongmad">DIE FÜNFZIGER!</line>
<line start="270" end="319" speaker="marzipan">Danke, Strong Bad! Das passt gut zu deinen Bewährungsauflagen!</line>
<line start="320" end="338" speaker="homestar">Pssh! Das ist doch nichts!</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="homestar">Das ist keine todesmutige Unterhaltung, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="377" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="395" end="405" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">Ihr habt richtig gehört! Dieses Dezemberween,</line>
<line start="438" end="444" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="445" end="464" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="465" end="487" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="488" end="501" speaker="homestar">Die Tiefe Schiefe hinabzurodeln!</line>
<line start="502" end="511" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">Erschrecken</line>
<line start="512" end="529" speaker="coachz">Die Tiefe Schiefe!</line>
<line start="530" end="593" speaker="coachz">Niemand war jemals so mutig bzw. bescheuert dieses Monster zu bezwingen!</line>
<line start="594" end="636" speaker="bubs">Du wirst dir deinen Schädel zu einem unkenntlichen Klumpen brechen!</line>
<line start="637" end="663" speaker="homestar">Werde ich nicht, Hund! Werde ich nicht, Bubs!</line>
<line start="664" end="705" speaker="homestar">Mein Schädel kennt noch nicht mal die Bedeutung des Wortes "Klumpen"!</line>
<line start="706" end="729" speaker="strongbad">Und der Rest deines Körpers?</line>
<line start="730" end="745" speaker="homestar">Den frage ich später.</line>
<line start="746" end="804" speaker="homestar">Streicht es euch im Kalender an. Die Vorbereitungen beginnen um Zwölf, der Start ist für 12:30 angesetzt.</line>
<line start="805" end="837" speaker="homestar">Todesmutige Unterhaltung! (Echo)</line>
<line start="838" end="884" speaker="announcer">Und jetzt gehts weiter mit Homestar Runners todesmutiger Dezemberweenshow.</line>
<line start="885" end="902"><announcer>Und jetzt gehts weiter mit Homestar Runners todesmutiger Dezemberweenshow.</announcer><sfx>Applaus vom Tonband</sfx></line>
<line start="903" end="946"><sfx>Klavierspiel</sfx><sfx>Applaus vom Tonband</sfx></line>
<line start="947" end="980" speaker="homestar">Oh, hi! Ich habe euch nicht reinkommen sehen.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="homestar">Es ist ziemlich kalt draußen. Wollt ihr einen heißen Jacob</line>
<line start="1027" end="1039" speaker="other">"Oh! Ooh!"</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048"><audience>"Oh! Ooh!"</audience><other volume="0.8">Heißer was?</other></line>
<line start="1049" end="1062" speaker="homestar">Das ist doch schon viel besser.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1120" speaker="homestar">Wisst ihr, nichts passt besser zu Dezemberween, als todesmutige Unterhaltung.</line>
<line start="1121" end="1176" speaker="homestar">Deswegen werde ich dieses Dezemberween versuchen, die Tiefe Schiefe hinabzurodeln.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1183" speaker="sfx">Erschrecken</line>
<line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="homestar">Vielleicht werde ich sterben.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1212" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1213" end="1225"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><sfx>Türklingel</sfx></line>
<line start="1226" end="1251" speaker="homestar">Ich frage mich, wer das sein könnte.</line>
<line start="1255" end="1267" speaker="sfx">Lachen und Jubel</line>
<line start="1268" end="1290"><sfx>Lachen und Jubel</sfx><other volume="0.6">Zwiebel Bubs!</other></line>
<line start="1291" end="1355" speaker="bubs">Na, hallo, Homestar! Du hast mir nicht gesagt, dass du heute eine Decemberweenshow zu Gast hast!</line>
<line start="1356" end="1359" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1360" end="1387"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</homestar><bubs sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</bubs></line>
<line start="1388" end="1405" speaker="homestar">Komm rein, Bubs.</line>
<line start="1406" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Hast du Lust auf ein paar Unschärfe- und Glitzerspezialeffekte?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1473" speaker="bubs">Das wäre toll!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1508" speaker="sfx">Harfenspiel</line>
<line start="1509" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Sag mal, Bubs! Sag mal, Bubs! Was ist in dem Paket?</line>
<line start="1545" end="1564" speaker="bubs">Mach es auf!</line>
<line start="1565" end="1578" speaker="sfx">Paket wird geöffnet</line>
<line start="1579" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten!</line>
<line start="1584" end="1593"><homestar>Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten!</homestar><sfx>Publikum ist erstaunt</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1604"><homestar>Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten</homestar><sfx>Publikum ist erstaunt</sfx></line>
<line start="1605" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten</line>
<line start="1619" end="1646" speaker="homestar">Genau so einen brauche ich für die Schiefe Tiefe!</line>
<line start="1647" end="1677" speaker="bubs">Und ich hab schon eine Inschrift mit aufdrucken lassen.</line>
<line start="1678" end="1717" speaker="bubs">Damit kann du ihn auch als Grabstein verwenden, falls du es nicht schaffst!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1722" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1723" end="1761"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">langes Stöhnen</homestar></line>
<line start="1762" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Schluck!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1790" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1791" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">Was für ein Haufen Mist aus kleinerem Mist!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">Ich sollte derjenige sein, der in diesem auf Festtagsstimmung getrimmten Studio sitzt</line>
<line start="1867" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">und seine nächsten Waghalsigkeiten ankündigt!</line>
<line start="1915" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Dumme Bewährungsauflagen!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1963" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1964" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">Wo willst du denn hin?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">erklärende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1999" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">Eine frühere Verpflichtung? Seit wann redest du so?</line>
<line start="2049" end="2068" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2072" end="2121" speaker="strongbad">Das ist ein äußerst unverdächtiges Verhalten für The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2122" end="2155" speaker="strongbad">Was das Ganze natürlich sehr verdächtig macht!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">Sobald ich diese Tasse heißen Jacob ausgetrunken habe, werde ich herausfinden, was er im Schilde führt.</line>
<line start="2221" end="2232" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">Schlürfen</line>
<line start="2233" end="2258" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Guter Jacob.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2351" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Was zur Kacke?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2365" speaker="sfx">Schaufelgeräusche</line>
<line start="2366" end="2380" speaker="homestar">Gut, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2425" speaker="homestar">Nun, bist du dir sicher, dass sie niemand sehen wird, wenn ich hier runterrodeln werde?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2442" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2443" end="2485" speaker="homestar">Danke, Mann. Ich schulde dir was.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2503" speaker="sfx">Schaufelgeräusche</line>
<line start="2504" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">Hm, The Cheat hilft Homestar beim Schummeln.</line>
<line start="2553" end="2602" speaker="strongbad">Ich frage mich, was passieren würde, wenn die Matratze nicht da wäre...</line>
<line start="2603" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Hmm..</line>
<line start="2638" end="2640" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651"><sfx>Platte kratzt</sfx><strongbad>Oh, warte.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2651" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">Homestar würde wahrscheinlich draufgehen! Ich muss sie wegnehmen!</line>
<line start="2698" end="2705" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="2706" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">Ich musste da wirklich kurz nachdenken.</line>
<line start="2737" end="2774"><announcer>Meine Damen und Herren, er ist hier!</announcer><sfx>bedrohliche Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="2775" end="2814"><announcer>Der Mann, der gleich etwas tun wird!</announcer><sfx>bedrohliche Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="2815" end="2852"><announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>bedrohliche Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="2853" end="2885" speaker="homestar">Ich bin kein allzu guter Redner...!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2931" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2932" end="2941" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2942" end="2951" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2952" end="2958" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2959" end="2965" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2966" end="2970" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2971" end="2974" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2975" end="2977" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2978" end="2979" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2980" end="2981" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2982" end="2987" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2988" end="3000" speaker="sfx">Krach</line>
<line start="3001" end="3006" speaker="sfx">ping</line>
<line start="3007" end="3011" speaker="sfx">Fanfare</line>
<line start="3011" end="3025"><sfx>Fanfare</sfx><coachz>Er hat es geschafft!</coachz></line>
<line start="3026" end="3036"><sfx>Fanfare</sfx><homestar>Ich hab es geschafft?</homestar></line>
<line start="3037" end="3058" speaker="strongbad">Er hat es geschafft?</line>
<line start="3059" end="3091" speaker="homestar">The Cheat! Was ist mit meiner Matratze</line>
<line start="3092" end="3096" speaker="homestar">voller Hammer, Glassplitter, und Zuckerstangen, die so heruntergeleckt sind, dass sie spitz sind, passiert?</line>
<line start="3097" end="3103" speaker="homestar">voller Hammer, Glassplitter, und Zuckerstangen, die so heruntergeleckt sind, dass sie spitz sind, passiert?</line>
<line start="3104" end="3112" speaker="homestar">voller Hammer, Glassplitter, und Zuckerstangen, die so heruntergeleckt sind, dass sie spitz sind, passiert?</line>
<line start="3113" end="3145" speaker="homestar">voller Hammer, Glassplitter, und Zuckerstangen, die so heruntergeleckt sind, dass sie spitz sind, passiert?</line>
<line start="3146" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Warte, die Matratze war voller gefährlicher Dinge?</line>
<line start="3178" end="3208" speaker="strongbad">Warum würdest du auf so etwas landen wollen?</line>
<line start="3209" end="3256" speaker="marzipan">Oh, gut, Homestar! Wir müssen los zu meinen Eltern zum Dezemberweenessen!</line>
<line start="3257" end="3285" speaker="homestar">Oh, Jubel und Freude.</line>
<line start="3286" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Weil ich die Schiefe Tiefe heil überlebt habe,</line>
<line start="3326" end="3400" speaker="homestar">muss ich ein weiteres Dezemberween mit Frau Marzipan und ihrem momentanen Ehemann verbringen.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3454" speaker="marzipan">Seth hat dieses Jahr ein paar Kollegen aus dem Institut für Philosophie mit eingeladen.</line>
<line start="3455" end="3524" speaker="strongbad">Viel Spaß, Homestar! Danke für die todesmutige Unterhaltung.</line>
<line start="3525" end="3547" speaker="strongbad">Ich muss Homestar loben.</line>
<line start="3548" end="3627" speaker="strongbad">Lächerlich komplizierte Pläne zu schmieden, die knochenzertrümmende Verletzungen beinhalten, um das Fest nicht mit Verwandten verbringen zu müssen</line>
<line start="3628" end="3667" speaker="strongbad">ist eine Dezemberweentradition, die ich nur unterstützen kann.</line>
<line start="3668" end="3720" speaker="strongbad">Jetzt schlag mir mit diesem Brett ins Gesicht, bevor wir noch Urgroßmutter besuchen müssen.</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="3743" end="3769" speaker="sfx">Harfenspiel</line>
<line start="3770" end="3778"><sfx>batz</sfx><strongbad>Au!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3779" end="3800" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="3808" end="3826" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</line>
<line start="3827" end="3870" speaker="homestar">Ein brauer Pullover. Es ist, als ob du meine Gedanken gelesen hast.</line>
<line start="3871" end="3899" speaker="homestar">Und ein Kompliment an Seth.</line>
<line start="3900" end="3931" speaker="homestar">Das Essen war grauenhaft.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User:The Commander IN COMMAND

2009-01-01T23:02:38Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* Contributions */ 4 new subtitles

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== Hi there ==
I am The Commander IN COMMAND, or, for short TCIC. I'm 20 years old (DOB: 7 January 1988) and I currently live in the Town of [[Wikipedia:Freiburg|Freiburg]].

My Username is based on the not-as-well-known-as-H*R webtoon [http://spacetree.com Space Tree The Space Tree IN SPACE], whose [http://stwiki.coramaximus.com/ Wiki] I often contribute to. One of their characters is called [http://stwiki.coramaximus.com/Commander The Commander] and that's where I got my Username.

I started watching [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] on a regular basis around January 2006, probably around Email [[highschool]]. I discovered the wiki a few days later, however, I created my wiki account over one year later on the 30 May 2007.

== Contributions ==
*[[Special:Contributions/The_Commander_IN_COMMAND|Complete List]]
*Most of the things I do is translating [[HRWiki:Subtitles|Subtitles]] from English into [[:Category:German Subtitles|German]]. So far, I've translated '''106 toons''':
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*[[Drive-Thru]] (anonymously, parts)
*[[sisters]] (anonymously)
*[[halloweener]] (anonymously)
*[[DNA Evidence]]
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[One Two, One Two]]
*[[Field Day Intro]]
*[[virus]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
*[[the paper]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Ever and More!]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let us give TANKS!]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*[[The System is Down]]
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*[[Quality Time]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[concert]]
*[[dragon]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[500 The Cheats]]
*[[Strongest Man in the World]]
*[[original]]
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[Happy Fireworks]]
*[[the process]]
*[[tape-leg]]
*[[brianrietta]]
*[[i love you]]
*[[pizza joint]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[butt IQ]]
*[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|The German Welcome Page]]
*[[web comics]]
*[[current status]]
*[[cheat talk]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[Jibblies 2 Teaser]]
*[[nightlife]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[homestar hair]]
*[[Intro]]
*[[Trogday 08]]
*[[licensed]]
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
*[[Play Date]]
*[[Somber Vacation]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
*[[Who Said What Now?]]
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]]
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
*[[The Interview]]
*[[website]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[i rule]]
*[[Homestar_Runner#Character_Video_Transcript|Homestar Runner's Character Video]]
*[[The_Cheat#Character_Video_Transcript|The Cheat's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Mad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Mad's Character Video]]
*[[Pom_Pom#Character_Video_Transcript|Pom Pom's Character Video]]
*[[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]]
*[[Coach_Z#Character_Video_Transcript|Coach Z's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Sad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Sad's Character Video]]
*[[Bubs#Character_Video_Transcript|Bubs' Character Video]]
*[[Marzipan#Character_Video_Transcript|Marzipan's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Bad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Bad's Character Video]]
*[[Main Page 25]]
*[[mile]]
*[[Labor Dabor]]
*[[being mean]]
*[[biz cas fri 1]]
*[[biz cas fri 2]]
*[[biz cas fri 3]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[duck pond]]
*[[404'd]]
*[[marzipan]]
*[[Page Load Error]]
*[[techno]]
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*[[email thunder#hremail49|unnamed hremail49]]
*[[email thunder]]
*[[Homestar and the Nice Present]]
*[[12:00]]
*[[Everybody Knows It]]
*[[Puppet Time]]
*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]]
*[[winter pool]]
*[[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]]
*[[Costume Commercial]]
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween‎]]
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Subtitles:xmas08/de

2009-01-01T22:49:09Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: a few fixes won't hurt, though

{{subtitles|A Death-Defying Decemberween}}
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<transcript xml:lang="de" file="xmas08.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="20" end="58" speaker="text">Ein Todesmutiges Dezemberween</line>
<line start="102" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko, Leute!</line>
<line start="124" end="139" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über... laden!</line>
<line start="140" end="152" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über... laden!</line>
<line start="153" end="164" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko? Laden?</line>
<line start="164" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko? Laden?</line>
<line start="176" end="198" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schokolade? Hmm?</line>
<line start="199" end="214" speaker="bubs">Was ein Schenkelklopfer!</line>
<line start="215" end="237" speaker="coachz">Der Hammer!</line>
<line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongmad">DIE FÜNFZIGER!</line>
<line start="270" end="319" speaker="marzipan">Danke, Strong Bad! Das passt gut zu deinen Bewährungsauflagen!</line>
<line start="320" end="338" speaker="homestar">Pssh! Das ist doch nichts!</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="homestar">Das ist keine todesmutige Unterhaltung, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="377" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="395" end="405" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">Ihr habt richtig gehört! Dieses Dezemberween,</line>
<line start="438" end="444" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="445" end="464" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="465" end="487" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="488" end="501" speaker="homestar">Die Tiefe Schiefe hinabzurodeln!</line>
<line start="502" end="511" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">Erschrecken</line>
<line start="512" end="529" speaker="coachz">Die Tiefe Schiefe!</line>
<line start="530" end="593" speaker="coachz">Niemand war jemals so mutig bzw. bescheuert dieses Monster zu bezwingen!</line>
<line start="594" end="636" speaker="bubs">Du wirst dir deinen Schädel zu einem unkenntlichen Klumpen brechen!</line>
<line start="637" end="663" speaker="homestar">Werde ich nicht, Hund! Werde ich nicht, Bubs!</line>
<line start="664" end="705" speaker="homestar">Mein Schädel kennt noch nicht mal die Bedeutung des Wortes "Klumpen"!</line>
<line start="706" end="729" speaker="strongbad">Und der Rest deines Körpers?</line>
<line start="730" end="745" speaker="homestar">Den frage ich später.</line>
<line start="746" end="804" speaker="homestar">Streicht es euch im Kalender an. Die Vorbereitungen beginnen um Zwölf, der Start ist für 12:30 angesetzt.</line>
<line start="805" end="837" speaker="homestar">Todesmutige Unterhaltung! (Echo)</line>
<line start="838" end="884" speaker="announcer">Und jetzt gehts weiter mit Homestar Runners todesmutiger Dezemberweenshow.</line>
<line start="885" end="902"><announcer>Und jetzt gehts weiter mit Homestar Runners todesmutiger Dezemberweenshow.</announcer><sfx>Applaus vom Tonband</sfx></line>
<line start="903" end="946"><sfx>Klavierspiel</sfx><sfx>Applaus vom Tonband</sfx></line>
<line start="947" end="980" speaker="homestar">Oh, hi! Ich habe euch nicht reinkommen sehen.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="homestar">Es ist ziemlich kalt draußen. Wollt ihr einen heißen Jacob</line>
<line start="1027" end="1039" speaker="other">"Oh! Ooh!"</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048"><audience>"Oh! Ooh!"</audience><other volume="0.8">Heißer was?</other></line>
<line start="1049" end="1062" speaker="homestar">Das ist doch schon viel besser.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1120" speaker="homestar">Wisst ihr, nichts passt besser zu Dezemberween, als todesmutige Unterhaltung.</line>
<line start="1121" end="1176" speaker="homestar">Deswegen werde ich dieses Dezemberween versuchen, die Tiefe Schiefe hinabzurodeln.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1183" speaker="sfx">Erschrecken</line>
<line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="homestar">Vielleicht werde ich sterben.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1212" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1213" end="1225"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><sfx>Türklingel</sfx></line>
<line start="1226" end="1251" speaker="homestar">Ich frage mich, wer das sein könnte.</line>
<line start="1255" end="1267" speaker="sfx">Lachen und Jubel</line>
<line start="1268" end="1290"><sfx>Lachen und Jubel</sfx><other volume="0.6">Zwiebel Bubs!</other></line>
<line start="1291" end="1355" speaker="bubs">Na, hallo, Homestar! Du hast mir nicht gesagt, dass du heute eine Decemberweenshow zu Gast hast!</line>
<line start="1356" end="1359" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1360" end="1387"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</homestar><bubs sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</bubs></line>
<line start="1388" end="1405" speaker="homestar">Komm rein, Bubs.</line>
<line start="1406" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Hast du Lust auf ein paar Unschärfe- und Glitzerspezialeffekte?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1473" speaker="bubs">Das wäre toll!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1508" speaker="sfx">Harfenspiel</line>
<line start="1509" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Sag mal, Bubs! Sag mal, Bubs! Was ist in dem Paket?</line>
<line start="1545" end="1564" speaker="bubs">Mach es auf!</line>
<line start="1565" end="1578" speaker="sfx">Paket wird geöffnet</line>
<line start="1579" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten!</line>
<line start="1584" end="1593"><homestar>Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten!</homestar><sfx>Publikum ist erstaunt</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1604"><homestar>Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten</homestar><sfx>Publikum ist erstaunt</sfx></line>
<line start="1605" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten</line>
<line start="1619" end="1646" speaker="homestar">Genau so einen brauche ich für die Schiefe Tiefe!</line>
<line start="1647" end="1677" speaker="bubs">Und ich hab schon eine Inschrift mit aufdrucken lassen.</line>
<line start="1678" end="1717" speaker="bubs">Damit kann du ihn auch als Grabstein verwenden, falls du es nicht schaffst!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1722" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1723" end="1761"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">langes Stöhnen</homestar></line>
<line start="1762" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Schluck!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1790" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1791" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">Was für ein Haufen Mist aus kleinerem Mist!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">Ich sollte derjenige sein, der in diesem auf Festtagsstimmung getrimmten Studio sitzt</line>
<line start="1867" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">und seine nächsten Waghalsigkeiten ankündigt!</line>
<line start="1915" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Dumme Bewährungsauflagen!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1963" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1964" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">Wo willst du denn hin?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">erklärende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1999" end="2048" speaker="text">ab hier fehlt die Deutsche Übersetzung. Mache morgen weiter.</line>
<line start="2049" end="2068" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2072" end="2121" speaker="strongbad">This is very unsuspicious behaviour for The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2122" end="2155" speaker="strongbad">Which, of course, makes it very suspicious!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, I'm gonna find out what he's up to.</line>
<line start="2221" end="2232" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">slurping Geräusche</line>
<line start="2233" end="2258" speaker="strongbad">Oh. That's good jones.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2351" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">What the crap?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2365" speaker="sfx">shovelling Geräusche</line>
<line start="2366" end="2380" speaker="homestar">All right, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2425" speaker="homestar">Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2442" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2443" end="2485" speaker="homestar">Thanks, man. I owe you big time for this one.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2503" speaker="sfx">shovelling Geräusche</line>
<line start="2504" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">So, The Cheat's helping Homestar to cheat, eh?</line>
<line start="2553" end="2602" speaker="strongbad">I wonder what would happen without that mattress there...</line>
<line start="2603" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Hmm..</line>
<line start="2638" end="2640" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651"><sfx>Platte kratzt</sfx><strongbad>Oh, wait.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2651" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!</line>
<line start="2698" end="2705" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="2706" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">I was really wondering for a second there.</line>
<line start="2737" end="2774"><announcer>Ladies and gentlemen, here he is!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2775" end="2814"><announcer>The man that's about to do a thing!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2815" end="2852"><announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2853" end="2885" speaker="homestar">I'm not very good at speeches...!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2931" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2932" end="2941" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2942" end="2951" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2952" end="2958" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2959" end="2965" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2966" end="2970" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2971" end="2974" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2975" end="2977" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2978" end="2979" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2980" end="2981" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2982" end="2987" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2988" end="3000" speaker="sfx">crashing Geräusche</line>
<line start="3001" end="3006" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="3007" end="3011" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="3011" end="3025"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><coachz>He made it!</coachz></line>
<line start="3026" end="3036"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><homestar>I made it?!</homestar></line>
<line start="3037" end="3058" speaker="strongbad">He made it?!</line>
<line start="3059" end="3091" speaker="homestar">The Cheat! What happened to my mattress</line>
<line start="3092" end="3096" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3097" end="3103" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3104" end="3112" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3113" end="3145" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3146" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Wait, that mattress was full of danger?</line>
<line start="3178" end="3208" speaker="strongbad">Why would you want to land on something like that?</line>
<line start="3209" end="3256" speaker="marzipan">All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!</line>
<line start="3257" end="3285" speaker="homestar">Oh, the joy and the glory.</line>
<line start="3286" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Because I safely made it down the Steep Deep,</line>
<line start="3326" end="3400" speaker="homestar">I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3454" speaker="marzipan">Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year.</line>
<line start="3455" end="3524" speaker="strongbad">Have fun, Homestar! Thanks for the death-defying entertainment!</line>
<line start="3525" end="3547" speaker="strongbad">I gotta give Homestar credit.</line>
<line start="3548" end="3627" speaker="strongbad">Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family</line>
<line start="3628" end="3667" speaker="strongbad">is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind.</line>
<line start="3668" end="3720" speaker="strongbad">Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again.</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="3743" end="3769" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="3770" end="3778"><sfx>whack</sfx><strongbad>OW!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3779" end="3800" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="3808" end="3826" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">fake laughter</line>
<line start="3827" end="3870" speaker="homestar">Brown sweater. It's like you read my mind.</line>
<line start="3871" end="3899" speaker="homestar">And my compliments to the Seth.</line>
<line start="3900" end="3931" speaker="homestar">The food was atrocious.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:xmas08/de

2009-01-01T22:42:06Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: I'm going to finish this later.

{{subtitles|A Death-Defying Decemberween}}
{{stub}}
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<transcript xml:lang="de" file="xmas08.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="20" end="58" speaker="text">Ein Todesmutiges Dezemberween</line>
<line start="102" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko, Leute!</line>
<line start="124" end="139" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über... laden!</line>
<line start="140" end="152" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über... laden!</line>
<line start="153" end="164" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko? Laden?</line>
<line start="164" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoke? Laden?</line>
<line start="176" end="198" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schokolade? Hmm?</line>
<line start="199" end="214" speaker="bubs">Was ein Schenkelklopfer!</line>
<line start="215" end="237" speaker="coachz">Der Hammer!</line>
<line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongmad">DIE FÜNFZIGER!</line>
<line start="270" end="319" speaker="marzipan">Danke, Strong Bad! Das passt gut zu deinen Bewährungsauflagen!</line>
<line start="320" end="338" speaker="homestar">Pssh! Das ist doch nichts!</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="homestar">Das ist keine todesmutige Unterhaltung, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="377" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="395" end="405" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">Ihr habt richtig gehört! Dieses Dezemberween,</line>
<line start="438" end="444" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="445" end="464" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="465" end="487" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="488" end="501" speaker="homestar">Die Tiefe Schiefe hinabzurodeln!</line>
<line start="502" end="511" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">Erschrecken</line>
<line start="512" end="529" speaker="coachz">Die Tiefe Schiefe!</line>
<line start="530" end="593" speaker="coachz">Niemand war jemals so mutig bzw. bescheuert dieses Monster zu bezwingen!</line>
<line start="594" end="636" speaker="bubs">Du wirst dir deinen Schädel zu einem unkenntlichen Klumpen brechen!</line>
<line start="637" end="663" speaker="homestar">Werde ich nicht, Hund! Werde ich nicht, Bubs!</line>
<line start="664" end="705" speaker="homestar">Mein Schädel kennt noch nicht mal die Bedeutung des Wortes "Klumpen"!</line>
<line start="706" end="729" speaker="strongbad">Und der Rest deines Körpers?</line>
<line start="730" end="745" speaker="homestar">Den frage ich später.</line>
<line start="746" end="804" speaker="homestar">Streicht es euch im Kalender an. Die Vorbereitungen beginnen um Zwölf, der Start ist für 12:30 angesetzt.</line>
<line start="805" end="837" speaker="homestar">Todesmutige Unterhaltung! (Echo)</line>
<line start="838" end="884" speaker="announcer">Und jetzt gehts weiter mit Homestar Runners todesmutiger Dezemberweenshow.</line>
<line start="885" end="902"><announcer>Und jetzt gehts weiter mit Homestar Runners todesmutiger Dezemberweenshow</announcer><sfx>Applaus vom Tonband</sfx></line>
<line start="903" end="946"><sfx>Klavierspiel</sfx><sfx>Applaus vom Tonband</sfx></line>
<line start="947" end="980" speaker="homestar">Oh, hi! Ich habe euch nicht reinkommen sehen.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="homestar">Es ist ziemlich kalt draußen.Sure is cold out there. Wollt ihr einen heißen Jacob</line>
<line start="1027" end="1039" speaker="other">"Oh! Ooh!"</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048"><audience>"Oh! Ooh!"</audience><other volume="0.8">Heißer was?</other></line>
<line start="1049" end="1062" speaker="homestar">Das ist doch schon viel besser.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1120" speaker="homestar">Wisst ihr, nichts passt besser zu Dezemberween, als todesmutige Unterhaltung.</line>
<line start="1121" end="1176" speaker="homestar">Deswegen werde ich dieses Dezemberween versuchen, die Tiefe Schiefe hinabzurodeln.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1183" speaker="sfx">Erschrecken</line>
<line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="homestar">Vielleicht werde ich sterben.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1212" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1213" end="1225"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><sfx>Türklingel</sfx></line>
<line start="1226" end="1251" speaker="homestar">Ich frage mich, wer das sein könnte.</line>
<line start="1255" end="1267" speaker="sfx">Lachen und Jubel</line>
<line start="1268" end="1290"><sfx>Lachen und Jubel</sfx><other volume="0.6">Zwiebel Bubs!</other></line>
<line start="1291" end="1355" speaker="bubs">Na, hallo, Homestar! Du hast mir nicht gesagt, dass du heute eine Decemberweenshow zu Gast hast!</line>
<line start="1356" end="1359" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1360" end="1387"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</homestar><bubs sfx="sfx">erzwungenes Lachen</bubs></line>
<line start="1388" end="1405" speaker="homestar">Komm rein, Bubs.</line>
<line start="1406" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Hast du Lust auf ein paar Unschärfe- und Glitzerspezialeffekte?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1473" speaker="bubs">Das wäre toll!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1508" speaker="sfx">Harfenspiel</line>
<line start="1509" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Sag mal, Bubs! Sag mal, Bubs! Was ist in den Paket?</line>
<line start="1545" end="1564" speaker="bubs">Mach es auf!</line>
<line start="1565" end="1578" speaker="sfx">Paket wird geöffnet</line>
<line start="1579" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten!</line>
<line start="1584" end="1593"><homestar>Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten</homestar><sfx>Publikum ist erstaunt</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1604"><homestar>Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten</homestar><sfx>Publikum ist erstaunt</sfx></line>
<line start="1605" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Oh toll! Ein brandneuer Schlitten</line>
<line start="1619" end="1646" speaker="homestar">Genau so einen brauche ich für die Schiefe Tiefe!</line>
<line start="1647" end="1677" speaker="bubs">Und ich hab schon eine Inschrift mit aufdrucken lassen.</line>
<line start="1678" end="1717" speaker="bubs">Damit kann du ihn auch als Grabstein verwenden, falls du es nicht schaffst!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1722" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1723" end="1761"><sfx>Lachen vom Tonband</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">langes stöhnen</homestar></line>
<line start="1762" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Schluck!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1790" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="1791" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">Was für ein Haufen Mist aus kleinerem Mist!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">Ich sollte derjenige sein, der in diesem auf Festtagsstimmung getrimmten Studio sitzt</line>
<line start="1867" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">und seine nächsten Waghalsigkeiten ankündigt!</line>
<line start="1915" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Dumme Bewährungsauflagen!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1963" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1964" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">Wo willst du denn hin?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">erklärende The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="1999" end="2048" speaker="text">ab hier fehlt die Deutsche Übersetzung. Mache morgen weiter.</line>
<line start="2049" end="2068" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2072" end="2121" speaker="strongbad">This is very unsuspicious behaviour for The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2122" end="2155" speaker="strongbad">Which, of course, makes it very suspicious!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, I'm gonna find out what he's up to.</line>
<line start="2221" end="2232" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">slurping Geräusche</line>
<line start="2233" end="2258" speaker="strongbad">Oh. That's good jones.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2351" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">What the crap?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2365" speaker="sfx">shovelling Geräusche</line>
<line start="2366" end="2380" speaker="homestar">All right, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2425" speaker="homestar">Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2442" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2443" end="2485" speaker="homestar">Thanks, man. I owe you big time for this one.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2503" speaker="sfx">shovelling Geräusche</line>
<line start="2504" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">So, The Cheat's helping Homestar to cheat, eh?</line>
<line start="2553" end="2602" speaker="strongbad">I wonder what would happen without that mattress there...</line>
<line start="2603" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Hmm..</line>
<line start="2638" end="2640" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651"><sfx>Platte kratzt</sfx><strongbad>Oh, wait.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2651" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!</line>
<line start="2698" end="2705" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="2706" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">I was really wondering for a second there.</line>
<line start="2737" end="2774"><announcer>Ladies and gentlemen, here he is!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2775" end="2814"><announcer>The man that's about to do a thing!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2815" end="2852"><announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2853" end="2885" speaker="homestar">I'm not very good at speeches...!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2931" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2932" end="2941" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2942" end="2951" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2952" end="2958" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2959" end="2965" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2966" end="2970" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2971" end="2974" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2975" end="2977" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2978" end="2979" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2980" end="2981" speaker="sfx">spannende Musik</line>
<line start="2982" end="2987" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">schreit</line>
<line start="2988" end="3000" speaker="sfx">crashing Geräusche</line>
<line start="3001" end="3006" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="3007" end="3011" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="3011" end="3025"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><coachz>He made it!</coachz></line>
<line start="3026" end="3036"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><homestar>I made it?!</homestar></line>
<line start="3037" end="3058" speaker="strongbad">He made it?!</line>
<line start="3059" end="3091" speaker="homestar">The Cheat! What happened to my mattress</line>
<line start="3092" end="3096" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3097" end="3103" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3104" end="3112" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3113" end="3145" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3146" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Wait, that mattress was full of danger?</line>
<line start="3178" end="3208" speaker="strongbad">Why would you want to land on something like that?</line>
<line start="3209" end="3256" speaker="marzipan">All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!</line>
<line start="3257" end="3285" speaker="homestar">Oh, the joy and the glory.</line>
<line start="3286" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Because I safely made it down the Steep Deep,</line>
<line start="3326" end="3400" speaker="homestar">I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3454" speaker="marzipan">Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year.</line>
<line start="3455" end="3524" speaker="strongbad">Have fun, Homestar! Thanks for the death-defying entertainment!</line>
<line start="3525" end="3547" speaker="strongbad">I gotta give Homestar credit.</line>
<line start="3548" end="3627" speaker="strongbad">Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family</line>
<line start="3628" end="3667" speaker="strongbad">is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind.</line>
<line start="3668" end="3720" speaker="strongbad">Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again.</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="3743" end="3769" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="3770" end="3778"><sfx>whack</sfx><strongbad>OW!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3779" end="3800" speaker="sfx">Lachen vom Tonband</line>
<line start="3808" end="3826" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">fake laughter</line>
<line start="3827" end="3870" speaker="homestar">Brown sweater. It's like you read my mind.</line>
<line start="3871" end="3899" speaker="homestar">And my compliments to the Seth.</line>
<line start="3900" end="3931" speaker="homestar">The food was atrocious.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:xmas08/en

2009-01-01T21:59:03Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: ... and this is probably supposed to be a capital I

{{subtitles|A Death-Defying Decemberween}}
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<line start="102" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Hot choco, everyone!</line>
<line start="124" end="139" speaker="strongbad">Hope it's not too... late!</line>
<line start="140" end="152" speaker="strongbad">Hope it's not too... late!</line>
<line start="153" end="164" speaker="strongbad">Choco? Late?</line>
<line start="164" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Choco? Late?</line>
<line start="176" end="198" speaker="strongbad">Chocolate? Huh?</line>
<line start="199" end="214" speaker="bubs">What a cut-up!</line>
<line start="215" end="237" speaker="coachz">A real ham!</line>
<line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongmad">THE '50S!</line>
<line start="270" end="319" speaker="marzipan">Thanks, Strong Bad! What a wonderful byproduct of your parole!</line>
<line start="320" end="338" speaker="homestar">Pssh! Whatever!</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="homestar">That's not death-defying entertainment, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="377" end="394" speaker="strongbad">But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate. I-</line>
<line start="395" end="405" speaker="strongbad">But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate i-</line>
<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">That's right! This Decemberween,</line>
<line start="438" end="444" speaker="homestar">I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down...</line>
<line start="445" end="464" speaker="homestar">I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down...</line>
<line start="465" end="487" speaker="homestar">I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down...</line>
<line start="488" end="501" speaker="homestar">the Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="502" end="511" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="512" end="529" speaker="coachz">The Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="530" end="593" speaker="coachz">No one's ever been brave-slash-boneheaded enough to try and conquer that monster!</line>
<line start="594" end="636" speaker="bubs">You'll break your face into an unrecognizable clump!</line>
<line start="637" end="663" speaker="homestar">No way, dog! No way, Bubs!</line>
<line start="664" end="705" speaker="homestar">My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognizable clump"!</line>
<line start="706" end="729" speaker="strongbad">What about the rest of you?</line>
<line start="730" end="745" speaker="homestar">I'll ask them later.</line>
<line start="746" end="804" speaker="homestar">Just mark your calendars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30.</line>
<line start="805" end="837" speaker="homestar">Death-defying entertainment! (echo)</line>
<line start="838" end="884" speaker="announcer">We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.</line>
<line start="885" end="902"><announcer>We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.</announcer><sfx>canned applause</sfx></line>
<line start="903" end="946"><sfx>piano playing</sfx><sfx>canned applause</sfx></line>
<line start="947" end="980" speaker="homestar">Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="homestar">Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones?</line>
<line start="1027" end="1039" speaker="other">"Oh! Ooh!"</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048"><audience>"Oh! Ooh!"</audience><other volume="0.8">Hot what?</other></line>
<line start="1049" end="1062" speaker="homestar">That's better.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1120" speaker="homestar">You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment.</line>
<line start="1121" end="1176" speaker="homestar">That's why, this Decemberween, I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1183" speaker="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="homestar">I might could die.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1212" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1213" end="1225"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><sfx>doorbell</sfx></line>
<line start="1226" end="1251" speaker="homestar">I wonder who that could be?</line>
<line start="1255" end="1267" speaker="sfx">laughing and cheering</line>
<line start="1268" end="1290"><sfx>laughing and cheering</sfx><other volume="0.6">Onion Bubs!</other></line>
<line start="1291" end="1355" speaker="bubs">Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!</line>
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<line start="1388" end="1405" speaker="homestar">Come on in, Bubs.</line>
<line start="1406" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1473" speaker="bubs">I'd love to!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1508" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="1509" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?</line>
<line start="1545" end="1564" speaker="bubs">Well, open it up!</line>
<line start="1565" end="1578" speaker="sfx">parcel opening</line>
<line start="1579" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1584" end="1593"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1604"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1605" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1646" speaker="homestar">Just what I needed for the Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="1647" end="1677" speaker="bubs">And I pre-printed an epitaph on there,</line>
<line start="1678" end="1717" speaker="bubs">so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1722" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1723" end="1761"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">long groan</homestar></line>
<line start="1762" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Gulp!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1790" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1791" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">I should be the one sitting in a flimsy holiday-themed set</line>
<line start="1867" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">on a soundstage promoting my upcoming daredevilry!</line>
<line start="1915" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Stupid conditions of my parole!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1963" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1964" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">Where d'you think you're going?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">explanatory The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1999" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?</line>
<line start="2049" end="2068" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2072" end="2121" speaker="strongbad">This is very unsuspicious behaviour for The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2122" end="2155" speaker="strongbad">Which, of course, makes it very suspicious!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, I'm gonna find out what he's up to.</line>
<line start="2221" end="2232" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">slurping noises</line>
<line start="2233" end="2258" speaker="strongbad">Oh. That's good jones.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2351" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">What the crap?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2365" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2366" end="2380" speaker="homestar">All right, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2425" speaker="homestar">Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2442" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2443" end="2485" speaker="homestar">Thanks, man. I owe you big time for this one.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2503" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2504" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">So, The Cheat's helping Homestar to cheat, eh?</line>
<line start="2553" end="2602" speaker="strongbad">I wonder what would happen without that mattress there...</line>
<line start="2603" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Hmm..</line>
<line start="2638" end="2640" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651"><sfx>record scratch</sfx><strongbad>Oh, wait.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2651" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!</line>
<line start="2698" end="2705" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2706" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">I was really wondering for a second there.</line>
<line start="2737" end="2774"><announcer>Ladies and gentlemen, here he is!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2775" end="2814"><announcer>The man that's about to do a thing!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2815" end="2852"><announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2853" end="2885" speaker="homestar">I'm not very good at speeches...!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2931" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2932" end="2941" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2942" end="2951" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2952" end="2958" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2959" end="2965" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2966" end="2970" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2971" end="2974" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2975" end="2977" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2978" end="2979" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2980" end="2981" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2982" end="2987" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2988" end="3000" speaker="sfx">crashing noises</line>
<line start="3001" end="3006" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="3007" end="3011" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="3011" end="3025"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><coachz>He made it!</coachz></line>
<line start="3026" end="3036"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><homestar>I made it?!</homestar></line>
<line start="3037" end="3058" speaker="strongbad">He made it?!</line>
<line start="3059" end="3091" speaker="homestar">The Cheat! What happened to my mattress</line>
<line start="3092" end="3096" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3097" end="3103" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3104" end="3112" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3113" end="3145" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3146" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Wait, that mattress was full of danger?</line>
<line start="3178" end="3208" speaker="strongbad">Why would you want to land on something like that?</line>
<line start="3209" end="3256" speaker="marzipan">All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!</line>
<line start="3257" end="3285" speaker="homestar">Oh, the joy and the glory.</line>
<line start="3286" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Because I safely made it down the Steep Deep,</line>
<line start="3326" end="3400" speaker="homestar">I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3454" speaker="marzipan">Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year.</line>
<line start="3455" end="3524" speaker="strongbad">Have fun, Homestar! Thanks for the death-defying entertainment!</line>
<line start="3525" end="3547" speaker="strongbad">I gotta give Homestar credit.</line>
<line start="3548" end="3627" speaker="strongbad">Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family</line>
<line start="3628" end="3667" speaker="strongbad">is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind.</line>
<line start="3668" end="3720" speaker="strongbad">Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again.</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3743" end="3769" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="3770" end="3778"><sfx>whack</sfx><strongbad>OW!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3779" end="3800" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="3808" end="3826" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">fake laughter</line>
<line start="3827" end="3870" speaker="homestar">Brown sweater. It's like you read my mind.</line>
<line start="3871" end="3899" speaker="homestar">And my compliments to the Seth.</line>
<line start="3900" end="3931" speaker="homestar">The food was atrocious.</line>
</transcript>
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A Death Defying Decemberween

2009-01-01T21:58:14Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* Transcript */ fixing Strong Bad's line

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas08|Hooked on Decemberween|Homestarloween Party}}
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[[Image:Death-defying_decemberween_special_screenshot.png‎|thumb|"Death-defying Entertainment!"]]

Homestar plans to sled down a very steep hill on [[Decemberween]], to Strong Bad's jealousy.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Announcer}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Steep Deep]], [[Decorated Home]]

'''Date:''' Monday, December 22, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 5:27

'''Page title:''' Hope it's not too...Late!

== Transcript==
''{The title screen, in the style of a needlepoint sampler, appears, with the words "A Death-Defying Decemberween", a helmet, and some holly. Cut to a snow-covered field, where a group of characters is standing, all dressed in winter attire, and adorning a snowman with [[The Stick]]. Strong Bad enters from the side, carrying some hot chocolate with a few marshmallows inside it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hot choco, everyone! Hope it's not too... late! Choco? Late? Choco-late? Huh?

'''BUBS:''' What a cut-up!

'''COACH Z:''' A real ham!

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE FIFTIES!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Thanks, Strong Bad! What a wonderful byproduct of your parole!

''{She takes a cup. Then, Homestar enters from the side.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Psshft! Whatever! That's not death-defying entertainment, Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I wasn't talking about... Hot chocolate, I—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right! This Decemberween, I, homestarrunner.com, will attempt to sled down... The Steep Deep!

''{Cut to a shot of the Steep Deep, a mountain with a slope at an extreme angle}''

'''ALL:''' ''{gasp}''

'''COACH Z:''' The Steep Deep! No one's ever been brave-slash-boneheaded enough to try and conquer that monster!

'''BUBS:''' You'll break your face into an unrecognizable clump!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, dog! No way, Bubs! My face doesn't know the meaning of "unrecognizable clump"!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What about the rest of you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll ask them later. ''{leans in toward Strong Bad}'' Just mark your calendars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30. ''{leaps into the air}'' Death-defying entertainment! ''{"tainment" echoes a few times}''

''{the scene cuts to the title card, now showing an image of Homestar's jump}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{sounding a little garbled}'' We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.

''{applause. The scene fades into a set for a decorated home. Homestar is playing the piano. He is wearing a yellow cardigan over a shirt and tie, and has a pipe in his mouth. Bubs' arm can be seen through the window, periodically throwing snow}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{takes the pipe out}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in. ''{sets the pipe on the piano}'' Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones? ''{produces a steamy mug of liquid topped with what seems to be whipped cream and red sprinkles and hands it to the viewer's point of view}''

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh! Ooh!

'''MAN:''' ''{off screen}'' Hot ''what''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's better.

''{The camera swings around to the side, revealing Coach Z's arm holding the mug, which quickly moves out of the shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{begins walking, and a wall calendar comes into view. It reads: December 24 "The D'weeve, yo!"}'' You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment. That's why, this Decemberween, I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.

'''AUDIENCE MEMBERS:''' ''{collective gasps}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{ducks down, then pops up closer to the camera}'' I might could die. ''{the audience laughs}''

''{the doorbell rings}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I wonder who that could be?

''{the door swings open, making the set wobble, and revealing Bubs, who is carrying a cardboard box with a bow on it. The audience laughs and cheers as Bubs waves. One of the audience members screams "[[Onion Bubs]]!"}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!

''{the audience laughs. Homestar and Bubs also fake laughter. Coach Z's arm can now be seen throwing snow outside the window.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in, Bubs. Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?

'''BUBS:''' I'd love to! ''{a wreath frames the scene, which goes out of focus and sparkles appear, all accompanied by a small harp strum}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?

'''BUBS:''' ''{walks over to the piano, where Homestar is}'' Well, open it up!

''{Homestar takes the box and opens it, pulling out a small sled}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gee whiz! ''{audience oohs and ahhs}'' A brand new sleddin' board! Just what I needed for the Steep Deep!

'''BUBS:''' And I pre-printed an epitaph on there, ''{camera shows the epitaph on the sled, which reads: "Here Lies Homestar Runner.com Death-Fying Entertainer <strike>and Father of Six</strike>"}'' so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it! ''{audience laughs}''

''{camera zooms in on Homestar, who groans long and loud}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{mouth wiggles}'' Gulp! ''{audience laughs}''

''{cut to the Brothers' Strong's Basement, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch in front of the TV}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots! ''I'' should be the one sitting on a flimsy holiday-themed set on a soundstage promoting ''my'' upcoming daredevilry! ''{dejectedly}'' Stupid conditions of my parole!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps off the couch}'' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{begins to walk off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where d'you think ''you're'' going?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{explanatory The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubs his gloves together}'' This is very unsuspicious behavior for The Cheat. Which, of course, makes it ''very'' suspicious! As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, ''{grabs the mug sitting next to him}'' I'm gonna find out what he's up to. ''{Strong Bad slurps noisily from the mug}'' Oh, ''{smacks lips}'' that's good jones.

''{iris to a shot at the foot of the Steep Deep at night. Strong Bad sneaks in from the left and ducks behind a bush}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{peers out from behind the bush}'' What the crap?

''{over-the-shoulder shot from behind Strong Bad, revealing Homestar and The Cheat dumping snow on a mattress}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, The Cheat. ''{sets shovel down}'' Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, man. I own you big time for this one. ''{begins shoveling again}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Cheat's helping Homestar the cheat, eh? I wonder what would happen without that mattress there... ''{scratches his chin}'' Hmm...

''{scene fades out}''

''{record scratch. Scene immediately brightens}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait. Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!

''{scene fades out again}''

''{Another record scratch. Scene immediately brightens again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I was really wondering for a second there.

''{scene cuts to the next day, where the crowd is gathered in front of the Steep Deep.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover; over loudspeaker}'' Ladies and gentlemen, here he is! ''{cut to a long shot of the Steep Deep, where Homestar is perched precariously on top}'' The man that's about to do a thing! Homestar Runner!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm not very good at speeches...! ''{slight echo}''

''{long, expectant pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leans forward and sleds down the hill}'' WAAAAAH! ''{continues screaming throughout}''

''{silhouetted shot of Homestar sledding down the incline.}''

''{several rapidly changing shots of a blurry Homestar speeding down the hill, and of the shocked expressions of the crowd. The shots get closer and change more quickly until it cuts back to the silhouetted shot, where Homestar reaches the bottom of the hill, flips 90 degrees, and lands gently, with a small ding. Triumphant fanfare.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{waving arms wildly}'' He made it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' I made it!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also surprised}'' He made it?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around, then gets up}'' ''{angrily}'' The Cheat! What happened to my mattress filled with hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, that mattress was full of danger? Why would you want to land on something like that?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking up}'' All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dully sarcastic}'' Oh, the joy and the glory. ''{angrily}'' Because I ''safely'' made it down the Steep Deep, ''{dully sarcastic again}'' I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking away}'' Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year. ''{Homestar hangs his head and walks off with her}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grinning widely}'' Have fun, Homestar! ''{waves}'' Thanks for the death-defying entertainment! ''{turns to The Cheat}'' I gotta give Homestar credit. Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving ''{pulls out the pipe}'' bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family ''{the piano backdrop lowers into place}'' is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind. ''{wreath frame appears}'' ''{pulls out a plank of wood with some nails stuck in it}'' Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again. ''{tosses the plank to The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{rears back with the plank, as the soft focus and sparkle filters reappear with the harp flourish}''

''{cut to a black screen reading "The End." just as the plank hits Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OW! ''{the audience laughs}''

''{cut to Homestar and Marzipan (partly out of frame) seated in wooden chairs. Homestar is once again wearing his cardigan, shirt and tie, and still wearing the helmet.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{faking laughter}'' Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. ''{dully sarcastic}'' Brown sweater. ''{holds up the sweater}'' It's like you read my mind. ''{turns}'' And my compliments to the Seth. The food was atrocious.

''{cut back to the "The End." screen, which now also has a "back" button}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Parole|Parole]] is a court-approved early release from prison on certain conditions specified by the court. Violation of these conditions mean the person in question is returned to prison to complete their sentence.
*An [[Wikipedia:Epitaph|epitaph]] is a message printed or engraved into a gravestone explaining the person's achievements.
*Homestar's blatantly self-aware holiday special, complete with his affected pipe and sweater, and the soft focus and sparkle filters parodied in this short are a hallmark of the many holiday [[Wikipedia:Variety show|variety shows]] from the 1960s and 1970s.

===Remarks===
*After the sled run, Marzipan says they are going to a brunch, yet Homestar scheduled his sled run at 12:30, around lunchtime.
*Strong Bad's great-grandmother was last mentioned in [[looking old]]; however, she was said to be living in a nursing home and not in her own house, as Strong Bad vaguely suggests.

===Goofs===
*While sledding down the Steep Deep, Homestar Runner appears to be tilting backwards when the screen pans out to a silhouette of the hill, both as he starts to move down the hill and as he lands, although he is seen sitting up in the sled during his multiple high-speed close-ups between the two times that the silhouette of the hill is shown.
*When Homestar Runner is playing the piano at the beginning of the TV show, the notes are going down, but he plays the keys going up.
*The epitaph cannot be seen on the sled after it is shown on the TV show set.
*On the TV show set, Homestar Runner's outfit buttons left side over right, but while presumably wearing the same outfit sitting next to Marzipan at the end of the toon, it buttons right side over left. Men's shirts usually button left side over right.
*After Coach Z pulls the hot jones offscreen during Homestar Runner's televised special, Homestar's jacket shading becomes lighter than the actual jacket.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's calendar in his televised special says "The D'weeve, yo!", which is a reference to the calendar in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*At the brunch, Homestar receives a sweater with [[Lack of Visible Arms|sleeves]].
*Homestar Runner and Strong Bad refer to drinking [[jones]], a hot beverage topped with cream with red sprinkles on top.
**The term "hot jones" is a play on "hot cup of joe", a term for [[coffee]].
*Strong Bad's parole implies that he had been in [[jail]] before this cartoon.
*Homestar referring to himself as homestarrunner.com is an instance of [[breaking the fourth wall]].
*Homestar and Strong Bad are shown holding [[Smoking|pipes]].
*Homestar attempts to defy [[death]].
*Homestar's pronunciation of "gulp" is another example of [[spoken sound effects]].
**The way that Homestar Runner says "Gulp!" is reminiscent of [[Fightgar]] also saying "Gulp!" in [[Shopping for Danger]]. Homestar also "gulped" in this manner in [[Date Nite]].
*This is yet another instance of Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiling]].
*Homestar calls Coach Z "[[My Dog|dog]]".
*Coach Z mentions [[ham]].
*Homestar Runner wears brown [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]] during his televised Decemberween special.
*Homestar and Marzipan head over to her [[parents]]' house at the end.
*You can hear one of the audience screaming "[[Onion Bubs]]" (a reference to the email [[original]]) when Bubs enters the TV show set.

==External Links==
*[[HR:xmas08.html|watch "A Death-Defying Decemberween"]]
*[[HR:xmas08.swf|view the Flash file for "A Death-Defying Decemeberween"]]
*[[Forum:14958|forum thread re:A Death-Defying Decemberween]]

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[[Category:Decemberween]]

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2009-01-01T21:50:41Z

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<line start="102" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko, Leute!</line>
<line start="124" end="139" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über...laden!</line>
<line start="140" end="152" speaker="strongbad">Ich hoffe, ich habe mich damit nicht über... laden!</line>
<line start="153" end="164" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoko? Laden?</line>
<line start="164" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schoke? Laden?</line>
<line start="176" end="198" speaker="strongbad">Heiße Schokolade? Hmm?</line>
<line start="199" end="214" speaker="bubs">Was ein Schenkelklopfer!</line>
<line start="215" end="237" speaker="coachz">Der Hammer!</line>
<line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongmad">DIE FÜNFZIGER!</line>
<line start="270" end="319" speaker="marzipan">Danke, Strong Bad! Das passt gut zu deinen Bewährungsauflagen!</line>
<line start="320" end="338" speaker="homestar">Pssh! Das ist doch nichts!</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="homestar">Das ist keine todesmutige Unterhaltung, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="377" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="395" end="405" speaker="strongbad">Aber ich sagte... heiße Schokolade, ich-</line>
<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">Ihr habt richtig gehört! Dieses Dezemberween,</line>
<line start="438" end="444" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="445" end="464" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="465" end="487" speaker="homestar">werde ich, homestarrunner.com, versuchen...</line>
<line start="488" end="501" speaker="homestar">Die Tiefe Schiefe hinabzurodeln!</line>
<line start="502" end="511" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">Erschrecken</line>
<line start="512" end="529" speaker="coachz">Die Tiefe Schiefe!</line>
<line start="530" end="593" speaker="coachz">Niemand war jemals so mutig bzw. bescheuert dieses zu bezwingen!</line>
<line start="594" end="636" speaker="bubs">Du wirst dir deinen Schädel zu einem unkenntlichen Klumpen brechen!</line>
<line start="637" end="663" speaker="homestar">Werde ich nicht, Hund! Werde ich nicht, Bubs!</line>
<line start="664" end="705" speaker="homestar">Mein Schädel kennt noch nicht mal die Bedeutung des Wortes "Klumpen"!</line>
<line start="706" end="729" speaker="strongbad">Und der Rest deines Körpers?</line>
<line start="730" end="745" speaker="homestar">Den frage ich später.</line>
<line start="746" end="804" speaker="homestar">Just mark your calendars! Pre-game starts at twelve, kickoff's set for 12:30.</line>
<line start="805" end="837" speaker="homestar">Death-defying entertainment! (echo)</line>
<line start="838" end="884" speaker="announcer">We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.</line>
<line start="885" end="902"><announcer>We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special.</announcer><sfx>canned applause</sfx></line>
<line start="903" end="946"><sfx>piano playing</sfx><sfx>canned applause</sfx></line>
<line start="947" end="980" speaker="homestar">Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in.</line>
<line start="981" end="1026" speaker="homestar">Sure is cold out there. Would you like a cup of hot jones?</line>
<line start="1027" end="1039" speaker="other">"Oh! Ooh!"</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048"><audience>"Oh! Ooh!"</audience><other volume="0.8">Hot what?</other></line>
<line start="1049" end="1062" speaker="homestar">That's better.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1120" speaker="homestar">You know, nothing says "Decemberween" like death-defying entertainment.</line>
<line start="1121" end="1176" speaker="homestar">That's why, this Decemberween, I'm going to attempt to sled down the Steep Deep.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1183" speaker="sfx">gasp</line>
<line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="homestar">I might could die.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1212" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1213" end="1225"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><sfx>doorbell</sfx></line>
<line start="1226" end="1251" speaker="homestar">I wonder who that could be?</line>
<line start="1255" end="1267" speaker="sfx">laughing and cheering</line>
<line start="1268" end="1290"><sfx>laughing and cheering</sfx><other volume="0.6">Onion Bubs!</other></line>
<line start="1291" end="1355" speaker="bubs">Well, hey, Homestar! You didn't tell me you were having a holiday special over tonight!</line>
<line start="1356" end="1359" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1360" end="1387"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">fake laughter</homestar><bubs sfx="sfx">fake laughter</bubs></line>
<line start="1388" end="1405" speaker="homestar">Come on in, Bubs.</line>
<line start="1406" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Care to stick around for some soft focus and sparkle filters?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1473" speaker="bubs">I'd love to!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1508" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="1509" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Say, Bubs! Say, Bubs! What's in the package?</line>
<line start="1545" end="1564" speaker="bubs">Well, open it up!</line>
<line start="1565" end="1578" speaker="sfx">parcel opening</line>
<line start="1579" end="1584" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1584" end="1593"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1604"><homestar>Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</homestar><sfx>gasping in awe</sfx></line>
<line start="1605" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Gee whiz! A brand new sleddin' board!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1646" speaker="homestar">Just what I needed for the Steep Deep!</line>
<line start="1647" end="1677" speaker="bubs">And I pre-printed an epitaph on there,</line>
<line start="1678" end="1717" speaker="bubs">so it can double as a gravestone in case you don't make it!</line>
<line start="1718" end="1722" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1723" end="1761"><sfx>canned laughter</sfx><homestar sfx="sfx">long groan</homestar></line>
<line start="1762" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Gulp!</line>
<line start="1775" end="1790" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1791" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">What a crock-pot full of smaller crock-pots!</line>
<line start="1830" end="1866" speaker="strongbad">I should be the one sitting in a flimsy holiday-themed set</line>
<line start="1867" end="1914" speaker="strongbad">on a soundstage promoting my upcoming daredevilry!</line>
<line start="1915" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Stupid conditions of my parole!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1963" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1964" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">Where d'you think you're going?</line>
<line start="1982" end="1998" speaker="thecheat">explanatory The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1999" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">A previous engagement? Since when do you talk like that?</line>
<line start="2049" end="2068" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2072" end="2121" speaker="strongbad">This is very unsuspicious behaviour for The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2122" end="2155" speaker="strongbad">Which, of course, makes it very suspicious!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">As soon as I finish this cup of hot jones, I'm gonna find out what he's up to.</line>
<line start="2221" end="2232" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">slurping noises</line>
<line start="2233" end="2258" speaker="strongbad">Oh. That's good jones.</line>
<line start="2335" end="2351" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">What the crap?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2365" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2366" end="2380" speaker="homestar">All right, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2425" speaker="homestar">Now, you're sure no one will see this buried here when I sled down?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2442" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2443" end="2485" speaker="homestar">Thanks, man. I owe you big time for this one.</line>
<line start="2486" end="2503" speaker="sfx">shovelling noises</line>
<line start="2504" end="2552" speaker="strongbad">So, The Cheat's helping Homestar to cheat, eh?</line>
<line start="2553" end="2602" speaker="strongbad">I wonder what would happen without that mattress there...</line>
<line start="2603" end="2630" speaker="strongbad">Hmm..</line>
<line start="2638" end="2640" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2640" end="2651"><sfx>record scratch</sfx><strongbad>Oh, wait.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2651" end="2693" speaker="strongbad">Homestar would probably die! I gotta go move it!</line>
<line start="2698" end="2705" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="2706" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">I was really wondering for a second there.</line>
<line start="2737" end="2774"><announcer>Ladies and gentlemen, here he is!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2775" end="2814"><announcer>The man that's about to do a thing!</announcer><sfx>onimous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2815" end="2852"><announcer>Homestar Runner!</announcer><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
<line start="2853" end="2885" speaker="homestar">I'm not very good at speeches...!</line>
<line start="2910" end="2931" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2932" end="2941" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2942" end="2951" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2952" end="2958" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2959" end="2965" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2966" end="2970" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2971" end="2974" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2975" end="2977" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2978" end="2979" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2980" end="2981" speaker="sfx">suspenseful music</line>
<line start="2982" end="2987" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">screaming noises</line>
<line start="2988" end="3000" speaker="sfx">crashing noises</line>
<line start="3001" end="3006" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="3007" end="3011" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="3011" end="3025"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><coachz>He made it!</coachz></line>
<line start="3026" end="3036"><sfx>fanfare</sfx><homestar>I made it?!</homestar></line>
<line start="3037" end="3058" speaker="strongbad">He made it?!</line>
<line start="3059" end="3091" speaker="homestar">The Cheat! What happened to my mattress</line>
<line start="3092" end="3096" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3097" end="3103" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3104" end="3112" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3113" end="3145" speaker="homestar">full of hammers, broken glass, and candy canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy?</line>
<line start="3146" end="3177" speaker="strongbad">Wait, that mattress was full of danger?</line>
<line start="3178" end="3208" speaker="strongbad">Why would you want to land on something like that?</line>
<line start="3209" end="3256" speaker="marzipan">All right, Homestar! It's time to go to my parents' house for Decemberween brunch!</line>
<line start="3257" end="3285" speaker="homestar">Oh, the joy and the glory.</line>
<line start="3286" end="3325" speaker="homestar">Because I safely made it down the Steep Deep,</line>
<line start="3326" end="3400" speaker="homestar">I get to spend another Decemberween with Mrs. Marzipan and her latest husband.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3454" speaker="marzipan">Seth is having some of his philosophy department colleagues over again this year.</line>
<line start="3455" end="3524" speaker="strongbad">Have fun, Homestar! Thanks for the death-defying entertainment!</line>
<line start="3525" end="3547" speaker="strongbad">I gotta give Homestar credit.</line>
<line start="3548" end="3627" speaker="strongbad">Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family</line>
<line start="3628" end="3667" speaker="strongbad">is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind.</line>
<line start="3668" end="3720" speaker="strongbad">Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again.</line>
<line start="3728" end="3742" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3743" end="3769" speaker="sfx">harp strum</line>
<line start="3770" end="3778"><sfx>whack</sfx><strongbad>OW!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3779" end="3800" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="3808" end="3826" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">fake laughter</line>
<line start="3827" end="3870" speaker="homestar">Brown sweater. It's like you read my mind.</line>
<line start="3871" end="3899" speaker="homestar">And my compliments to the Seth.</line>
<line start="3900" end="3931" speaker="homestar">The food was atrocious.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:bizcasfri1/de

2009-01-01T21:34:00Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: partial rv. Also this is my first edit in 2009, so Happy Fireworks, I mean New Year to all those monitoring the recent changes.

{{subtitles|Biz Cas Fri 1}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="bizcasfri1.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="83" sfx="yes">Musik</line>
<line start="84" end="117" sfx="yes">blubbern</line>
<line start="118" end="142" sfx="yes">tippen</line>
<line start="143" end="202" speaker="strongbad">Ahh, ich bin fast fertig mit der Tabelle über die Analyse der Prognosen fürs dritte Quartal,</line>
<line start="203" end="232" speaker="strongbad">und immer noch kein Zeichen von...</line>
<line start="233" end="241" speaker="homestar">Was geht, mein Kumpel!?</line>>
<line start="242" end="250" speaker="homestar">Was geht, mein Kumpel!?</line>
<line start="251" end="260" speaker="homestar">Was geht, mein Kumpel!?</line>
<line start="261" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Ah, ich bin nicht dein Kumpel!</line>
<line start="296" end="319" speaker="homestar">Rondelmann, du machst mich noch fertig.</line>
<line start="320" end="329" speaker="homestar">Machst! Mich! Fertig!</line>
<line start="329" end="336" speaker="homestar">Machst! Mich! Fertig!</line>
<line start="336" end="344" speaker="homestar">Machst! Mich! Fertig!</line>
<line start="345" end="380" speaker="homestar">Deswegen bist du mein K-U-M-P-E-L!</line>
<line start="381" end="414" speaker="strongbad">Dein Kumpel? Was redest du?</line>
<line start="415" end="439" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="440" end="480" speaker="strongbad">Rondelmann arbeitet in der Abteilung "örtliches Logistikmanagement".</line>
<line start="481" end="506" speaker="homestar">Ahaha! Der war gut, Rondleman.</line>
<line start="507" end="537" speaker="homestar">Ich meine, der war gut, mein Kumpel.</line>
<line start="538" end="598" speaker="homestar">Also, du willst heute Abend in das Uferrestaurant? Es ist Ladies Night!</line>
<line start="599" end="638" speaker="homestar">Musik, Tanzen, die haben da künstliche Palmen!</line>
<line start="639" end="664" speaker="strongbad">Oh ja... ich würde lieber sterben!</line>
<line start="665" end="688" speaker="homestar">Cool, kannst du mich mitnehmen?</line>
<line start="689" end="703" speaker="homestar">Hol mich um sechs ab.</line>
<line start="704" end="754" speaker="homestar">Oh, und bring genug Geld mit, ich brauche mindestens fünf oder sechs Aperiteaser.</line>
<line start="755" end="798" speaker="strongbad">Kannst du bitte mal verschwinden und mich diese Tabellen fertig machen lassen?</line>
<line start="799" end="842" speaker="homestar">Die hast du noch nicht fertig? Ich habe meine schon vor Wochen gemacht. Lass mich das mal kurz machen!</line>
<line start="843" end="888"><strongbad>Ähh, fass das nicht an!</strongbad><homestar>Ehh, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.</homestar></line>
<line start="889" end="897" speaker="strongbad">Häh?</line>
<line start="898" end="922"><strongbad>Ohh, klasse!</strongbad><sfx>Computer piept</sfx></line>
<line start="923" end="949" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Das ist einfach nur klasse!</line>
<line start="950" end="989" speaker="homestar">Ja, du kannst mir später danken. Ich liebe diesen blauen Bildschirm.</line>
<line start="990" end="1041" speaker="homestar">Der ist auch mein Kumpel. Egal, ich lass dich jetzt mal in Ruhe weiterarbeiten.</line>
<line start="1042" end="1059" speaker="homestar">Bis um sechs!</line>
<line start="1060" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">Oh Mann! Jetzt muss ich wieder von vorne anfangen-</line>
<line start="1104" end="1117" speaker="homestar">Sei pünktlich!</line>
<line start="1118" end="1134" speaker="strongbad">Von vorne an-</line>
<line start="1135" end="1147" speaker="homestar">Ladies Night!</line>
<line start="1148" end="1157" speaker="strongbad">Von vorn-</line>
<line start="1158" end="1172" speaker="homestar">Künstliche Palmen!</line>
<line start="1173" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">Von v-</line>
<line start="1184" end="1197" speaker="homestar">Du bist mein Kumpel.</line>
<line start="1198" end="1216"><strongbad>Ohhh!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1217" end="1228"><strongbad>Dumme!</strongbad><sfx>peng</sfx></line>
<line start="1229" end="1237"><strongbad>Tabellen!</strongbad><sfx>peng</sfx></line>
<line start="1238" end="1246"><strongbad>über die Analyse!</strongbad><sfx>peng</sfx></line>
<line start="1247" end="1255"><strongbad>der Prognosen!</strongbad><sfx>peng</sfx></line>
<line start="1256" end="1269"><strongbad>fürs dritte!</strongbad><sfx>peng</sfx></line>
<line start="1270" end="1277" speaker="strongbad"> Quartal!</line>
<line start="1278" end="1318" speaker="strongbad">Ich weiß nichtmal, was du bist!</line>
<line start="1319" end="1362"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>O Rondelmann! Warum denn Rondelmann?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1363" end="1377" sfx="yes">Krach</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:costumecommercial/de

2008-12-31T13:46:45Z

The Commander IN COMMAND:

{{subtitles|Costume Commercial}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="costumecommercial.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="28" end="69" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Jetzt neu: Die Homestar Runner Halloweenkostüme und -produkte.</line>
<line start="69" end="110" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Bitten Sie mich nicht, lauter zu sprechen, weil ich nicht lauter sprechen werde.</line>
<line start="110" end="130" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Wenn Sie das nicht akzeptieren, können Sie sich jemand ander-</line>
<line start="130" end="166" speaker="announcer">Jetzt ganz neu: Die Homerun Hitter Halloweenkostüme und -produkte!</line>
<line start="166" end="187" speaker="announcer">All eure Lieblingscharaktere!</line>
<line start="187" end="193" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="193" end="203" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="203" end="213" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="213" end="232" speaker="announcer">Dazu gibt es den passenden, authentischen</line>
<line start="232" end="240" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="240" end="250" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="250" end="261" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="265" end="280" speaker="homestar">Süßigkeiten!</line>
<line start="280" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hallo, Nachbarskind.</line>
<line start="304" end="334" speaker="strongbad">Lass mal sehen, als was du dich dieses Jahr verkleidet hast.</line>
<line start="334" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... eine blöde Bubs-Maske aus Plastik.</line>
<line start="345" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... eine blöde Bubs-Maske aus Plastik.</line>
<line start="368" end="376" speaker="homestar">Ja.</line>
<line start="376" end="405" speaker="strongbad">Und eine noch blödere Plastikschürze</line>
<line start="405" end="450" speaker="strongbad">mit einem Bild von Bubs drauf, auf der "Bubs!" steht.</line>
<line start="450" end="488" speaker="homestar">Mm-hmm. Genau wie Bubs sie die ganze Zeit trägt -</line>
<line start="488" end="516" speaker="homestar">ein Bild von sich selbst auf sich selbst.</line>
<line start="516" end="546" speaker="strongbad">Ja, du bekommst keine Süßigkeiten von mir.</line>
<line start="546" end="562" speaker="sfx">Türknallen</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="homestar">Danke, Frau Jankroe!</line>
<line start="591" end="616" speaker="announcer">Und für die Damen gibt es das neue</line>
<line start="616" end="643" speaker="announcer">authentische "Marzipan"-Kostüm!</line>
<line start="645" end="653">
<announcer>Ne, warte mal...</announcer>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="653" end="659">
<announcer>Ne, warte mal...</announcer>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="659" end="675" speaker="announcer">Fast...</line>
<line start="675" end="679">
<sfx>ping</sfx>
</line>
<line start="679" end="698">
<sfx>ping</sfx>
<announcer>Das ist es!</announcer>
</line>
<line start="698" end="719" speaker="marzipan">Das ist so beleidigend, dass es schon fast nicht mehr beleidigend ist!</line>
<line start="719" end="740" speaker="marzipan">Das ist so beleidigend, dass es schon fast nicht mehr beleidigend ist!</line>
<line start="740" end="757" speaker="marzipan">Ich nehme zwölf Stück!</line>
<line start="757" end="784" speaker="announcer">Woo! Gut so!</line>
<line start="784" end="829" speaker="announcer">Und für die the Süßes-oder-Saures-geh-behinderten, gibt es jetzt Strong Sads</line>
<line start="829" end="833" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="833" end="837" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="837" end="842" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="842" end="848" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="848" end="860" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="860" end="882" speaker="strongsad">Hey, so heißt das nicht—</line>
<line start="882" end="905" speaker="announcer">Mama nicht überfürsorglich genug?</line>
<line start="905" end="924" speaker="announcer">Trag einfach nur diesen diskreten Reflektor an deinem Kostüm,</line>
<line start="924" end="938"><announcer>Trag einfach nur diesen diskreten Reflektor an deinem Kostüm,</announcer><sfx>Hupe</sfx></line>
<line start="938" end="974" speaker="announcer">und du musst dir nie mehr Sorgen machen, dass...</line>
<line start="974" end="1003"><announcer>Mancusos älterer Bruder dich versehentlich überfährt!</announcer><sfx>düstere Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="1003" end="1053"><announcer volume="0.9">Als Nebenwirkungen können auftreten: Mancusos Bruder überfährt dich absichtlich.</announcer><sfx>dürstere Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="1053" end="1074" speaker="announcer">Stört es dich, jedes Halloween mit Eiern beworfen zu werden?</line>
<line start="1074" end="1093" speaker="announcer">Leg sie alle rein mit diesem Deluxe-Tarnumhang!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1121" speaker="announcer">Leg sie alle rein mit diesem Deluxe-Tarnumhang!</line>
<line start="1121" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Feuer frei, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1147" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="1147" end="1191" speaker="strongbad">Oh, vergiss es. Sieht so aus, als ob uns jemand zuvorgekommen ist....</line>
<line start="1195" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">mit... Spiegeleiern.</line>
<line start="1203" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">mit... Spiegeleiern.</line>
<line start="1220" end="1259" speaker="announcer">Und am Ende, für das Kind, das keine Freunde hat und zuhause bleibt</line>
<line start="1259" end="1272" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1273" end="1275" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1276" end="1278" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1279" end="1282" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1283" end="1285" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1286" end="1289" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1290" end="1293" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1294" end="1297" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1298" end="1301" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1302" end="1332" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1332" end="1338" speaker="announcer">haben wir... eine Traingingshose.</line>
<line start="1338" end="1344" speaker="announcer">haben wir... eine Traingingshose.<sfx>platsch</sfx></line>
<line start="1344" end="1363" speaker="announcer">haben wir... eine Traingingshose.<sfx>platsch</sfx></line>
<line start="1363" end="1372" speaker="announcer">Das ist wirklich... alles, was wir noch tun können. Tut uns leid.</line>
<line start="1372" end="1387" speaker="announcer">Das ist wirklich... alles, was wir noch tun können. Tut uns leid.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1399" speaker="announcer">Das ist wirklich... alles, was wir noch tun können. Tut uns leid.</line>
<line start="1399" end="1440" speaker="announcer">Die neuen Homestars Running Halloweenkostüme und -produkte!</line>
<line start="1440" end="1447" speaker="announcer">Nur von-</line>
<line start="1447" end="1469" speaker="announcer">Nur von-<sfx>röchelt</sfx></line>
<line start="1469" end="1477" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="1477" end="1508" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Die neuen Homestar Runner Halloweenkostüme und -produkte.</line>
<line start="1508" end="1517" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Nur von Billig wie Umsonst.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1530"><announcer volume="0.7">Nur von Billig wie Umsonst.</announcer><sfx>ping</sfx></line>
<line start="1552" end="1585" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Ich hab ihm gesagt, dass er sich nicht mit mir anlegen soll.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1635" speaker="bubs">Mann, in diesem Kostüm sehe ich mir so ähnlich,</line>
<line start="1635" end="1665" speaker="bubs">dass ich überrascht bin, dass du mich erkannst hast.</line>
<line start="1665" end="1683" speaker="coachz">Finde ich auch!</line>
<line start="1683" end="1733" speaker="coachz">Dieses Coach Z-Kostüm triffts wirklich genau richtig.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Dork

2008-12-31T13:46:20Z

The Commander IN COMMAND:

[[Image:Dorks.png|thumb|"Dorks!"]]
The word '''dork''' has appeared many times in the Homestar Runner universe. One could be directly calling another one this, or doing it in a non-standard way. It's mainly from [[Strong Bad]], but there are other cases.

==Appearances==
*[[Wireless Bizness]] — In one of the emails Strong Bad answers, Jeffrey Gilligan thinks Homestar is a complete dork and repeats it annoyingly.
**This email once again appears in [[E-mail Birds]].
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] — One of the images in the gallery is titled "Padawon dork."
*Email [[studying]] — [[Strong Bad]] tells the sender to "close the book and quit being such a dork-on!!!!!!!"
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] sticks a [[Sticky Notes|sticky note]] on his computer that says says "Dorks!"
**This sticky note also appears in the subsequent Email [[invisibility]].
**The back of the [[strongbad email.exe DVD Artwork|strongbad email.exe DVD box]] also features this sticky note.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — One line in Strong Bad's haiku's are "Little brother, dork dork dork."
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — It calls you a dork for trying to go out with someone.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad says that in [[Strong Sad]]'s case, the Con would be called Trog-dork-on.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — [[Strong Bad]] yells "Ah-ah-ah! Not today, McDorkle." when [[Homestar Runner]] keeps trying to tell him something.
*[[Strumstar Hammer]] — "There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added." Was replaced with "Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump."
*Email [[narrator]] — [[Marzipan]] says that [[Homestar Runner]] looked like a dork with his chef hat on.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad calls the sender "HUGE to the DORK."
*Email [[hygiene]] — Strong Bad's Email Intro is "Step 1: You check an email down! Step 2: You tell some kid he's a dork!"
*Email [[pet show]] — One of the deleted phrases to abbreviate QLD is "Quiet loser dork."
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad calls [[Strong Sad]] a "Jurassic dork."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
**When getting handed the trophy for winning the Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race, Strong Bad, disguised as Homestar, calls himself "the luckiest dork on the face of this Eawth".
**Strong Bad calls [[Marzipan]]'s decorations for the party "''dork''orations".
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] — Strong Bad calls Homestar Runner "Dudley Dork Right."
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]] — During the final battle, Strong Bad calls [[Trogdor]] "Trog-dork."

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Dork

2008-12-30T23:50:52Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* Appearances */ that should be all there is.

[[Image:Dorks.png|thumb|"Dorks!"]]
The word '''dork''' has appeared many times in the Homestar Runner universe. One could be directly calling another one this, or doing it in a non-standard way. It's mainly from [[Strong Bad]], but there are other cases.

==Appearances==
*[[Wireless Bizness]] — In one of the emails Strong Bad answers, Jeffrey Gilligan calls Homestar Runner a dork.
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] — One of the images in the gallery is titled "Padawon dork."
*Email [[studying]] — [[Strong Bad]] tells the sender to "close the book and quit being such a dork-on!!!!!!!"
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] sticks a sticky note on his computer that says says "Dorks!"
*Email [[E-mail Birds]] — One of the email senders thinks Homestar is a complete dork and repeats it annoyingly.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — One line in Strong Bad's haiku's are "Little brother, dork dork dork."
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — It calls you a dork for trying to go out with someone.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad says that in [[Strong Sad]]'s case, the Con would be called Trog-dork-on.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — [[Strong Bad]] yells "Ah-ah-ah! Not today, McDorkle." when [[Homestar Runner]] keeps trying to tell him something.
*[[Strumstar Hammer]] — "There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added." Was replaced with "Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump."
*Email [[narrator]] — [[Marzipan]] says that [[Homestar Runner]] looked like a dork with his chef hat on.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad calls the sender "HUGE to the DORK."
*Email [[hygiene]] — Strong Bad's Email Intro is "Step 1: You check an email down! Step 2: You tell some kid he's a dork!"
*Email [[pet show]] — One of the deleted phrases to abbreviate QLD is "Quiet loser dork."
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad calls [[Strong Sad]] a "Jurassic dork."
*SBCG4AP [[Homestar Ruiner]]
**When getting handed the trophy for winning the Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race, Strong Bad, disguised as Homestar, calls himself "the luckiest dork on the face of this Eawth".
**Strong Bad calls [[Marzipan]]'s decorations for the party "''dork''orations".
*SBCG4AP [[Strong Badia The Free]] — Strong Bad calls Homestar Runner "Dudley Dork Right"
*SBCG4AP [[8-Bit Is Enough]] — During the final battle, Strong Bad calls [[Trogdor]] "Trog-dork"

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Dork

2008-12-30T23:41:42Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* Appearences */ one more

[[Image:Dorks.png|thumb|"Dorks!"]]
The word '''dork''' has appeared many times in the Homestar Runner universe. One could be directly calling another one this, or doing it in a non-standard way. It's mainly from [[Strong Bad]], but there are other cases.

==Appearences==
*[[Wireless Bizness]] — In one of the emails Strong Bad answers, Jeffrey Gilligan calls Homestar Runner a dork.
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] — One of the images in the gallery is titled "Padawon dork."
*Email [[studying]] — [[Strong Bad]] tells the sender to "close the book and quit being such a dork-on!!!!!!!"
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] sticks a sticky note on his computer that says says "Dorks!"
*Email [[E-mail Birds]] — One of the email senders thinks Homestar is a complete dork and repeats it annoyingly.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — One line in Strong Bad's haiku's are "Little brother, dork dork dork."
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — It calls you a dork for trying to go out with someone.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad says that in [[Strong Sad]]'s case, the Con would be called Trog-dork-on.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — [[Strong Bad]] yells "Ah-ah-ah! Not today, McDorkle." when [[Homestar Runner]] keeps trying to tell him something.
*[[Strumstar Hammer]] — "There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added." Was replaced with "Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump."
*Email [[narrator]] — [[Marzipan]] says that [[Homestar Runner]] looked like a dork with his chef hat on.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad calls the sender "HUGE to the DORK."
*Email [[hygiene]] — Strong Bad's Email Intro is "Step 1: You check an email down! Step 2: You tell some kid he's a dork!"
*Email [[pet show]] — One of the deleted phrases to abbreviate QLD is "Quiet loser dork."
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad calls [[Strong Sad]] a "Jurassic dork."

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Dork

2008-12-30T23:38:17Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* Appearences */ found another one. Also different category

Subtitles:kingoftown2/de

2008-12-30T21:38:00Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: more and more fixes...

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<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="24" end="49" speaker="text">Das ist der König der Stadt</line>
<line start="86" end="126" speaker="text">Der ist ein guter König und regiert das Land auf eine nett Art und Weise.</line>
<line start="131" end="183" speaker="kingoftown">Duuuhuhuuu! Meine Schafe sind weg! Meine Schafe sind weg!</line>
<line start="185" end="221" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Und ich fürchte, ein Drache hat sie verschlungen!</line>
<line start="273" end="301" speaker="kingoftown">Bringt mir Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="315" end="388" speaker="sfx">spielt Homestar-Runner-Titellied auf der Trompete</line>
<line start="409" end="433" speaker="homestar">Hey, König! Was gibts?</line>
<line start="446" end="554" speaker="kingoftown">Meine Schafe sind weg! Meine Schafe sind weg! Duuhuhuu! Duuhuhuu! Duuhuhuu! Ich bin untröstlich! Duuhuhuu!</line>
<line start="555" end="604" speaker="homestar">Okay, ich schätze, wir helfen Euch dann mal, die Schafe zu finden.</line>
<line start="608" end="624" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom, lass uns hier verschwinden!</line>
<line start="630" end="646" speaker="text">Und so...</line>
<line start="650" end="676" speaker="text">Sie befragten den Schmied...</line>
<line start="679" end="724" speaker="homestar">Saget mir, edler Schmied, habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="734" end="745" speaker="blacksmith" sfx="sfx">grunzt verneinend</line>
<line start="750" end="776" speaker="text">Sie befragten den Mistschmied...</line>
<line start="779" end="828" speaker="homestar">Saget mir, edler Mistschmied, habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="856" end="871" speaker="text">Und zu guter Letzt befragten sie den Koch des Königs...</line>
<line start="872" end="891"><text>Und zu guter Letzt befragten sie den Koch des Königs...</text> <sfx>seufzt</sfx></line>
<line start="892" end="925" speaker="homestar">Saget mir edler Koch habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="934" end="944" speaker="chef">M-hm.</line>
<line start="992" end="1022" speaker="text">Also rief Homestar alle zusammen...</line>
<line start="1061" end="1122" speaker="homestar">Ich habe herausgefunden, dass die Schafe nicht von einem Drachen verspeist wurden.</line>
<line start="1131" end="1142" speaker="kingoftown">Puh!</line>
<line start="1157" end="1188" speaker="homestar">Aber sie wurden verspeist!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1250" speaker="kingoftown">Oh nein! Was könnte so etwas nur getan haben!?</line>
<line start="1257" end="1302" speaker="homestar">Warum fragt Ihr Euch nicht selbst, König?</line>
<line start="1314" end="1354" speaker="kingoftown">Oh, ach ja... sie waren köstlich.</line>
<line start="1364" end="1371" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">rülps</line>
<line start="1381" end="1392" speaker="all" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</line>
<line start="1393" end="1430">
<all sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</all>
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Oh Mann, Pom Pom. Er hat die Schafe gegessen.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1431" end="1449" speaker="all" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</line>
<line start="1450" end="1460" speaker="other">Määäh!</line>
<line start="1467" end="1475" speaker="sfx">Trompete ertönt</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:kingoftown2/de

2008-12-30T21:31:21Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: and done

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<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="24" end="49" speaker=""text">Das ist der König der Stadt</line>
<line start="86" end="126" speaker=""text">Der ist ein guter König und regiert das Land auf eine nett Art und Weise.</line>
<line start="131" end="183" speaker="kingoftown">Duuuhuhuuu! Meine Schafe sind weg! Meine Schafe sind weg!</line>
<line start="185" end="221" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Und ich fürchte, ein Drache hat sie verschlungen!</line>
<line start="273" end="301" speaker="kingoftown">Bringt mir Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="315" end="388" speaker="sfx">spielt Homestar-Runner-Titellied auf der Trompete</line>
<line start="409" end="433" speaker="homestar">Hey, König! Was gibts?</line>
<line start="446" end="554" speaker="kingoftown">Meine Schafe sind weg! Meine Schafe sind weg! Duuhuhuu! Duuhuhuu! Duuhuhuu! Ich bin untröstlich! Duuhuhuu!</line>
<line start="555" end="604" speaker="homestar">Okay, ich schätze, wir helfen Euch dann mal, die Schafe zu finden.</line>
<line start="608" end="624" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom, lass uns hier verschwinden!</line>
<line start=630"" end="646" speaker=""text">Und so...</line>
<line start="679" end="724" speaker="homestar">Saget mir, edler Schmied, habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="734" end="745" speaker="blacksmith" sfx="sfx">grunzt verneinend</line>
<line start="750" end="776" speaker=""text">Sie befragten den Mistschmied...</line>
<line start="779" end="828" speaker="homestar">Saget mir, edler Mistschmied, habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="856" end="871" speaker=""text">Und zu guter Letzt befragten sie den Koch des Königs...</line>
<line start="872" end="891"><text>Und zu guter Letzt befragten sie den Koch des Königs...</text> <sfx>seufzt</line>
<line start="892" end="925" speaker="homestar">Saget mir edler Koch habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="934" end="944" speaker="chef">M-hm.</line>
<line start="992" end="1022" speaker=""text">Also rief Homestar alle zusammen...</line>
<line start="1061" end="1122" speaker="homestar">Ich habe herausgefunden, dass die Schafe nicht von einem Drachen verspeist wurden.</line>
<line start="1131" end="1142" speaker="kingoftown">Puh!</line>
<line start="1157" end="1188" speaker="homestar">Aber sie wurden verspeist!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1250" speaker="kingoftown">Oh nein! Was könnte so etwas nur getan haben!?</line>
<line start="1257" end="1302" speaker="homestar">Warum fragt Ihr Euch nicht selbst, König?</line>
<line start="1314" end="1354" speaker="kingoftown">Oh, ach ja... sie waren köstlich.</line>
<line start="1364" end="1371" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">rülps</line>
<line start="1381" end="1392" speaker="all" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</line>
<line start="1393" end="1430">
<all sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</all>
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Oh Mann, Pom Pom. Er hat die Schafe gegessen.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1431" end="1449" speaker="all" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</line>
<line start="1450" end="1460" speaker="other">Määäh!</line>
<line start="1467" end="1475" speaker="sfx">Trompete ertönt</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:kingoftown2/de

2008-12-30T21:22:39Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: fixing some other stuff. Also I'm currently adding all the text parts, so don't edit this.

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{{pageinprogress|The Commander IN COMMAND}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="24" end="49" speaker=""text">Das ist der König der Stadt</line>
<line start="86" end="126" speaker=""text">Der ist ein guter König und regiert das Land auf eine nett Art und Weise.</line>
<line start="131" end="183" speaker="kingoftown">Duuuhuhuuu! Meine Schafe sind weg! Meine Schafe sind weg!</line>
<line start="185" end="221" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Und ich fürchte, ein Drache hat sie verschlungen!</line>
<line start="273" end="301" speaker="kingoftown">Bringt mir Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="315" end="388" speaker="sfx">spielt Homestar-Runner-Titellied auf der Trompete</line>
<line start="409" end="433" speaker="homestar">Hey, König! Was gibts?</line>
<line start="446" end="554" speaker="kingoftown">Meine Schafe sind weg! Meine Schafe sind weg! Duuhuhuu! Duuhuhuu! Duuhuhuu! Ich bin untröstlich! Duuhuhuu!</line>
<line start="555" end="604" speaker="homestar">Okay, ich schätze, wir helfen Euch dann mal, die Schafe zu finden.</line>
<line start="608" end="624" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom, lass uns hier verschwinden!</line>
<line start="679" end="724" speaker="homestar">Saget mir, edler Grobschmied, habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="734" end="745" speaker="blacksmith" sfx="sfx">grunzt verneinend</line>
<line start="779" end="828" speaker="homestar">Saget mir, edler Mistschmied, habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="872" end="891" speaker="sfx">seufzt</line>
<line start="892" end="925" speaker="homestar">Saget mir edler Koch habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="934" end="944" speaker="chef">M-hm.</line>
<line start="1061" end="1122" speaker="homestar">Ich habe herausgefunden, dass die Schafe nicht von einem Drachen verspeist wurden.</line>
<line start="1131" end="1142" speaker="kingoftown">Puh!</line>
<line start="1157" end="1188" speaker="homestar">Aber sie wurden verspeist!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1250" speaker="kingoftown">Oh nein! Was könnte so etwas nur getan haben!?</line>
<line start="1257" end="1302" speaker="homestar">Warum fragt Ihr Euch nicht selbst, König?</line>
<line start="1314" end="1354" speaker="kingoftown">Oh, ach ja... sie waren köstlich.</line>
<line start="1364" end="1371" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">rülps</line>
<line start="1381" end="1392" speaker="all" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</line>
<line start="1393" end="1430">
<all sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</all>
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Oh Mann, Pom Pom. Er hat die Schafe gegessen.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1431" end="1449" speaker="all" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</line>
<line start="1450" end="1460" speaker="other">Määäh!</line>
<line start="1467" end="1475" speaker="sfx">Trompete ertönt</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:kingoftown2/de

2008-12-30T21:16:16Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: fixing header

{{subtitles|The King of Town DVD New Version}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="131" end="183" speaker="kingoftown">Duuuhuhuuu! Meine Schafe sind weg! Meine Schafe sind weg!</line>
<line start="185" end="221" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Und ich fürchte, ein Drache hat sie verschlungen!</line>
<line start="273" end="301" speaker="kingoftown">Bringt mir Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="315" end="388" speaker="sfx">spielt Homestar-Runner-Titellied auf der Trompete</line>
<line start="409" end="433" speaker="homestar">Hey, König! Was gibts?</line>
<line start="446" end="554" speaker="kingoftown">Meine Schafe sind weg! Meine Schafe sind weg! Duuhuhuu! Duuhuhuu! Duuhuhuu! Ich bin untröstlich! Duuhuhuu!</line>
<line start="555" end="604" speaker="homestar">Okay, ich schätze, wir helfen Euch dann mal, die Schafe zu finden.</line>
<line start="608" end="624" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom, lass uns hier verschwinden!</line>
<line start="679" end="724" speaker="homestar">Saget mir, edler Grobschmied, habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="734" end="745" speaker="blacksmith" sfx="sfx">grunzt verneinend</line>
<line start="779" end="828" speaker="homestar">Saget mir, edler Mistschmied, habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="872" end="891" speaker="sfx">seufzt</line
<line start="892" end="925" speaker="homestar">Saget mir edler Koch habt Ihr die Schafe des Königs gesehen?</line>
<line start="934" end="944" speaker="chef">M-hm.</line>
<line start="1061" end="1122" speaker="homestar">Ich habe herausgefunden, dass die Schafe nicht von einem Drachen verspeist wurden.</line>
<line start="1131" end="1142" speaker="kingoftown">Puh!</line>
<line start="1157" end="1188" speaker="homestar">Aber sie wurden verspeist!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1250" speaker="kingoftown">Oh nein! Was könnte so etwas nur getan haben!?</line>
<line start="1257" end="1302" speaker="homestar">Warum fragt Ihr Euch nicht selbst, König?</line>
<line start="1314" end="1354" speaker="kingoftown">Oh, ach ja... sie waren köstlich.</line>
<line start="1364" end="1371" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">rülps</line>
<line start="1381" end="1392" speaker="all" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</line>
<line start="1393" end="1430">
<all sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</all>
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Oh Mann, Pom Pom. Er hat die Schafe gegessen.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1431" end="1449" speaker="all" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">lachen</line>
<line start="1450" end="1460" speaker="other">Määäh!</line>
<line start="1467" end="1475" speaker="sfx">Trompete ertönt</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:costumecommercial/de

2008-12-30T21:10:50Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: fixing stuff

{{subtitles|Costume Commercial}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="costumecommercial.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="28" end="69" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Jetzt neu: Die Homestar Runner Halloweenkostüme und -produkte.</line>
<line start="69" end="110" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Bitten Sie mich nicht, lauter zu sprechen, weil ich nicht lauter sprechen werde.</line>
<line start="110" end="130" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Wenn Sie das nicht akzeptieren, können Sie sich jemand ander-</line>
<line start="130" end="166" speaker="announcer">Jetzt ganz neu: Die Homerun Hitter Halloweenkostüme und -produkte!</line>
<line start="166" end="187" speaker="announcer">All eure Lieblingscharaktere!</line>
<line start="187" end="193" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="193" end="203" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="203" end="213" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="213" end="232" speaker="announcer">Dazu gibt es den passenden, authentischen</line>
<line start="232" end="240" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="240" end="250" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="250" end="261" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="265" end="280" speaker="homestar">Süßigkeiten!</line>
<line start="280" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hallo, Nachbarskind.</line>
<line start="304" end="334" speaker="strongbad">Lass mal sehen, als was du dich dieses Jahr verkleidet hast.</line>
<line start="334" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... eine blöde Bubs-Maske aus Plastik.</line>
<line start="345" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... eine blöde Bubs-Maske aus Plastik.</line>
<line start="368" end="376" speaker="homestar">Ja.</line>
<line start="376" end="405" speaker="strongbad">Und eine noch blödere Plastikschürze</line>
<line start="405" end="450" speaker="strongbad">mit einem Bild von Bubs drauf, auf der "Bubs!" steht.</line>
<line start="450" end="488" speaker="homestar">Mm-hmm. Genau wie Bubs sie die ganze Zeit trägt -</line>
<line start="488" end="516" speaker="homestar">ein Bild von sich selbst auf sich selbst.</line>
<line start="516" end="546" speaker="strongbad">Ja, du bekommst keine Süßigkeiten von mir.</line>
<line start="546" end="562" speaker="sfx">Türknallen</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="homestar">Danke, Frau Jankroe!</line>
<line start="591" end="616" speaker="announcer">Und für die Damen gibt es das neue</line>
<line start="616" end="643" speaker="announcer">authentische "Marzipan"-Kostüm!</line>
<line start="645" end="653">
<announcer>Ne, warte mal...</announcer>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="653" end="659">
<announcer>Ne, warte mal...</announcer>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="659" end="675" speaker="announcer">Fast...</line>
<line start="675" end="679">
<sfx>ping</sfx>
</line>
<line start="679" end="698">
<sfx>ping</sfx>
<announcer>Das ist es!</announcer>
</line>
<line start="698" end="719" speaker="marzipan">Das ist so beleidigend, dass es schon fast nicht mehr beleidigend ist!</line>
<line start="719" end="740" speaker="marzipan">Das ist so beleidigend, dass es schon fast nicht mehr beleidigend ist!</line>
<line start="740" end="757" speaker="marzipan">Ich nehme zwölf Stück!</line>
<line start="757" end="784" speaker="announcer">Woo! Gut so!</line>
<line start="784" end="829" speaker="announcer">Und für die the Süßes-oder-Saures-geh-behinderten, gibt es jetzt Strong Sads</line>
<line start="829" end="833" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="833" end="837" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="837" end="842" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="842" end="848" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="848" end="860" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="860" end="882" speaker="strongsad">Hey, so heißt das nicht—</line>
<line start="882" end="905" speaker="announcer">Mama nicht überfürsorglich genug?</line>
<line start="905" end="924" speaker="announcer">Trag einfach nur diesen diskreten Reflektor an deinem Kostüm,</line>
<line start="924" end="938"><announcer>Trag einfach nur diesen diskreten Reflektor an deinem Kostüm,</announcer><sfx>Hupe</sfx></line>
<line start="938" end="974" speaker="announcer">und du musst dir nie mehr Sorgen machen, dass...</line>
<line start="974" end="1003"><announcer>Mancusos älterer Bruder dich versehentlich überfährt!</announcer><sfx>gruselige Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="1003" end="1053"><announcer volume="0.9">Als Nebenwirkungen können auftreten: Mancusos Bruder überfährt dich absichtlich.</announcer><sfx>gruselige Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="1053" end="1074" speaker="announcer">Stört es dich, jedes Halloween mit Eiern beworfen zu werden?</line>
<line start="1074" end="1093" speaker="announcer">Leg sie alle rein mit diesem Deluxe-Tarnumhang!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1121" speaker="announcer">Leg sie alle rein mit diesem Deluxe-Tarnumhang!</line>
<line start="1121" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Feuer frei, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1147" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="1147" end="1191" speaker="strongbad">Oh, vergiss es. Sieht so aus, als ob uns jemand zuvorgekommen ist....</line>
<line start="1195" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">mit... Spiegeleiern.</line>
<line start="1203" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">mit... Spiegeleiern.</line>
<line start="1220" end="1259" speaker="announcer">Und am Ende, für das Kind, das keine Freunde hat und zuhause bleibt</line>
<line start="1259" end="1272" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1273" end="1275" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1276" end="1278" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1279" end="1282" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1283" end="1285" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1286" end="1289" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1290" end="1293" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1294" end="1297" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1298" end="1301" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1302" end="1332" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1332" end="1338" speaker="announcer">haben wir... eine Traingingshose.</line>
<line start="1338" end="1344" speaker="announcer">haben wir... eine Traingingshose.<sfx>platsch</sfx></line>
<line start="1344" end="1363" speaker="announcer">haben wir... eine Traingingshose.<sfx>platsch</sfx></line>
<line start="1363" end="1372" speaker="announcer">Das ist wirklich... alles, was wir noch tun können. Tut uns leid.</line>
<line start="1372" end="1387" speaker="announcer">Das ist wirklich... alles, was wir noch tun können. Tut uns leid.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1399" speaker="announcer">Das ist wirklich... alles, was wir noch tun können. Tut uns leid.</line>
<line start="1399" end="1440" speaker="announcer">Die neuen Homestars Running Halloweenkostüme und -produkte!</line>
<line start="1440" end="1447" speaker="announcer">Nur von-</line>
<line start="1447" end="1469" speaker="announcer">Nur von-<sfx>röchelt</sfx></line>
<line start="1469" end="1477" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="1477" end="1508" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Die neuen Homestar Runner Halloweenkostüme und -produkte.</line>
<line start="1508" end="1517" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Nur von Billig wie Umsonst.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1530"><announcer volume="0.7">Nur von Billig wie Umsonst.</announcer><sfx>ping</sfx></line>
<line start="1552" end="1585" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Ich hab ihm gesagt, dass er sich nicht mit mir anlegen soll.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1635" speaker="bubs">Mann, in diesem Kostüm sehe ich mir so ähnlich,</line>
<line start="1635" end="1665" speaker="bubs">dass ich überrascht bin, dass du mich erkannst hast.</line>
<line start="1665" end="1683" speaker="coachz">Finde ich auch!</line>
<line start="1683" end="1733" speaker="coachz">Dieses Coach Z-Kostüm triffts wirklich genau richtig.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:costumecommercial/de

2008-12-30T21:05:51Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: done and done

{{subtitles|Costume Commercial}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="costumecommercial.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="28" end="69" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Jetzt neu: Die Homestar Runner Halloweenkostüme und -produkte.</line>
<line start="69" end="110" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Bitten Sie mich nicht, lauter zu sprechen, weil ich nicht lauter sprechen werde.</line>
<line start="110" end="130" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Wenn Sie das nicht akzeptieren, können Sie sich jemand ander-</line>
<line start="130" end="166" speaker="announcer">Jetzt ganz neu: Die Homerun Hitter Halloweenkostüme und -produkte!</line>
<line start="166" end="187" speaker="announcer">All eure Lieblingscharaktere!</line>
<line start="187" end="193" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="193" end="203" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="203" end="213" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="213" end="232" speaker="announcer">Dazu gibt es den passenden, authentischen</line>
<line start="232" end="240" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="240" end="250" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="250" end="261" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="265" end="280" speaker="homestar">Süßigkeiten!</line>
<line start="280" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hallo, Nachbarskind.</line>
<line start="304" end="334" speaker="strongbad">Lass mal sehen, als was du dich dieses Jahr verkleidet hast.</line>
<line start="334" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... eine blöde Bubs-Maske aus Plastik.</line>
<line start="345" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... eine blöde Bubs-Maske aus Plastik.</line>
<line start="368" end="376" speaker="homestar">Ja.</line>
<line start="376" end="405" speaker="strongbad">Und eine noch blödere Plastikschürze</line>
<line start="405" end="450" speaker="strongbad">mit einem Bild von Bubs drauf, auf der "Bubs!" steht.</line>
<line start="450" end="488" speaker="homestar">Mm-hmm. Genau wie Bubs sie die ganze Zeit trägt -</line>
<line start="488" end="516" speaker="homestar">ein Bild von sich selbst auf sich selbst.</line>
<line start="516" end="546" speaker="strongbad">Ja, du bekommst keine Süßigkeiten von mir.</line>
<line start="546" end="562" speaker="sfx">Türknallen</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="homestar">Danke, Frau Jankroe!</line>
<line start="591" end="616" speaker="announcer">Und für die Damen gibt es das neue</line>
<line start="616" end="643" speaker="announcer">authentische "Marzipan"-Kostüm!</line>
<line start="645" end="653">
<announcer>Ne, warte mal...</announcer>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="653" end="659">
<announcer>Ne, warte mal...</announcer>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="659" end="675" speaker="announcer">Fast...</line>
<line start="675" end="679">
<sfx>ping</sfx>
</line>
<line start="679" end="698">
<sfx>ping</sfx>
<announcer>Das ist es!</announcer>
</line>
<line start="698" end="719" speaker="marzipan">Das ist so beleidigend, dass es schon fast nicht mehr beleidigend ist!</line>
<line start="719" end="740" speaker="marzipan">Das ist so beleidigend, dass es schon fast nicht mehr beleidigend ist!</line>
<line start="740" end="757" speaker="marzipan">Ich nehme zwölf Stück!</line>
<line start="757" end="784" speaker="announcer">Woo! Gut so!</line>
<line start="784" end="829" speaker="announcer">Und für die the Süßes-oder-Saures-geh-behinderten, gibt es jetzt Strong Sads</line>
<line start="829" end="833" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="833" end="837" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="837" end="842" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="842" end="848" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="848" end="860" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="860" end="882" speaker="strongsad">Hey, so heißt das nicht—</line>
<line start="882" end="905" speaker="announcer">Mama nicht überfürsorglich genug?</line>
<line start="905" end="924" speaker="announcer">Trag einfach nur diesen diskreten Reflektor an deinem Kostüm,</line>
<line start="924" end="938"><announcer>Trag einfach nur diesen diskreten Reflektor an deinem Kostüm,</announcer><sfx>Hupe</sfx></line>
<line start="938" end="974" speaker="announcer">und du musst dir nie mehr Sorgen machen, dass...</line>
<line start="974" end="1003"><announcer>Mancusos älterer Bruder dich versehentlich überfährt!</announcer><sfx>gruselige Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="1003" end="1053"><announcer volume="0.9">Als Nebenwirkungen können auftreten: Mancusos Bruder überfährt dich absichtlich</em.</announcer><sfx>gruselige Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="1053" end="1074" speaker="announcer">Stört es dich, jedes Halloween mit Eiern beworfen zu werden?</line>
<line start="1074" end="1093" speaker="announcer">Leg sie alle rein mit diesem Deluxe-Tarnumhang!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1121" speaker="announcer">Leg sie alle rein mit diesem Deluxe-Tarnumhang!</line>
<line start="1121" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Feuer frei, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1147" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="1147" end="1191" speaker="strongbad">Oh, vergiss es. Sieht so aus, als ob uns jemand zuvorgekommen ist....</line>
<line start="1195" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">mit... Spiegeleiern.</line>
<line start="1203" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">mit... Spiegeleiern.</line>
<line start="1220" end="1259" speaker="announcer">Und am Ende, für das Kind, das keine Freunde hat und zuhause bleibt</line>
<line start="1259" end="1272" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1273" end="1275" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1276" end="1278" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1279" end="1282" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1283" end="1285" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1286" end="1289" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1290" end="1293" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1294" end="1297" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1298" end="1301" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1302" end="1332" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1332" end="1338" speaker="announcer">haben wir... eine Trainginshose.</line>
<line start="1338" end="1344" speaker="announcer">haben wir... eine Trainginshose.<sfx>platsch</sfx></line>
<line start="1344" end="1363" speaker="announcer">haben wir... eine Trainginshose.<sfx>platsch</sfx></line>
<line start="1363" end="1372" speaker="announcer">Das ist wirklich... alles, was wir noch tun können. Tut uns leid.</line>
<line start="1372" end="1387" speaker="announcer">Das ist wirklich... alles, was wir noch tun können. Tut uns leid.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1399" speaker="announcer">Das ist wirklich... alles, was wir noch tun können. Tut uns leid.</line>
<line start="1399" end="1440" speaker="announcer">Die neuen Homestars Running Halloweenkostüme und -produkte!</line>
<line start="1440" end="1447" speaker="announcer">Nur von-</line>
<line start="1447" end="1469" speaker="announcer">Nur von-<sfx>röchelt</sfx></line>
<line start="1469" end="1477" speaker="sfx">Platte kratzt</line>
<line start="1477" end="1508" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Die neuen Homestar Runner Halloweenkostüme und -produkte.</line>
<line start="1508" end="1517" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Nur von Billig wie Umsonst.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1530"><announcer volume="0.7">Nur von Billig wie Umsonst.</announcer><sfx>ping</sfx></line>
<line start="1552" end="1585" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Ich hab ihm gesagt, dass er sich nicht mit mir anlegen soll.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1635" speaker="bubs">Mann, in diesem Kostüm sehe ich mir so ähnlich,</line>
<line start="1635" end="1665" speaker="bubs">dass ich überrascht bin, dass du mich erkannst hast.</line>
<line start="1665" end="1683" speaker="coachz">Finde ich auch!</line>
<line start="1683" end="1733" speaker="coachz">Dieses Coach Z-Kostüm triffts wirklich genau richtig.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:costumecommercial/de

2008-12-30T20:44:34Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: save

{{subtitles|Costume Commercial}}
{{pageinprogress|The Commander IN COMMAND}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="costumecommercial.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="28" end="69" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Jetzt neu: Die Homestar Runner Halloweenkostüme und -produkte.</line>
<line start="69" end="110" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Bitten Sie mich nicht, lauter zu sprechen, weil ich nicht lauter sprechen werde.</line>
<line start="110" end="130" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Wenn Sie das nicht akzeptieren, können Sie sich jemand ander-</line>
<line start="130" end="166" speaker="announcer">Jetztz ganz neu: Die Homerun Hitter Halloweenkostüme und -produkte!</line>
<line start="166" end="187" speaker="announcer">All eure Lieblingscharaktere!</line>
<line start="187" end="193" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="193" end="203" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="203" end="213" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="213" end="232" speaker="announcer">Dazu gibt es den passenden, authentischen</line>
<line start="232" end="240" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="240" end="250" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="250" end="261" speaker="announcer">billigen kostüm-ischen Pullover!</line>
<line start="265" end="280" speaker="homestar">Süßigkeiten!</line>
<line start="280" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hallo, Nachbarskind.</line>
<line start="304" end="334" speaker="strongbad">Lass mal sehen, als was du dich dieses Jahr verkleidet hast.</line>
<line start="334" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... eine blöde Bubs-Maske aus Plastik.</line>
<line start="345" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... eine blöde Bubs-Maske aus Plastik.</line>
<line start="368" end="376" speaker="homestar">Ja.</line>
<line start="376" end="405" speaker="strongbad">Und eine noch blödere Plastikschürze</line>
<line start="405" end="450" speaker="strongbad">mit einem Bild von Bubs drauf, auf der "Bubs!" steht.</line>
<line start="450" end="488" speaker="homestar">Mm-hmm. Genau wie Bubs sie die ganze Zeit trägt -</line>
<line start="488" end="516" speaker="homestar">ein Bild von sich selbst auf sich selbst.</line>
<line start="516" end="546" speaker="strongbad">Ja, du bekommst keine Süßigkeiten von mir.</line>
<line start="546" end="562" speaker="sfx">Türknallen</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="homestar">Danke, Frau Jankroe!</line>
<line start="591" end="616" speaker="announcer">Und für die Damen gibt es das neue</line>
<line start="616" end="643" speaker="announcer">authentische "Marzipan"-Kostüm!</line>
<line start="645" end="653">
<announcer>Ne, warte mal...</announcer>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="653" end="659">
<announcer>Ne, warte mal...</announcer>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="659" end="675" speaker="announcer">Fast...</line>
<line start="675" end="679">
<sfx>ping</sfx>
</line>
<line start="679" end="698">
<sfx>ping</sfx>
<announcer>Das ist es!</announcer>
</line>
<line start="698" end="719" speaker="marzipan">Das ist so beleidigend, dass es schon fast nicht mehr beleidigend ist!</line>
<line start="719" end="740" speaker="marzipan">Das ist so beleidigend, dass es schon fast nicht mehr beleidigend ist!</line>
<line start="740" end="757" speaker="marzipan">Ich nehme zwölf Stück!</line>
<line start="757" end="784" speaker="announcer">Woo! Gut so!</line>
<line start="784" end="829" speaker="announcer">Und für die the Süßes-oder-Saures-geh-behinderten, gibt es jetzt Strong Sads</line>
<line start="829" end="833" speaker="announcer">SICHER-T VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="833" end="837" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="837" end="842" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="842" end="848" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="848" end="860" speaker="announcer">SICHER-HEITS VERLIER-R Zubehör!</line>
<line start="860" end="882" speaker="strongsad">Hey, that's not what I named—</line>
<line start="882" end="905" speaker="announcer">Mom not overprotective enough?</line>
<line start="905" end="924" speaker="announcer">Just add this discreet reflector to any costume,</line>
<line start="924" end="938"><announcer>Just add this discreet reflector to any costume,</announcer><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line>
<line start="938" end="974" speaker="announcer">and never worry about getting accidentally run down by...</line>
<line start="974" end="1003"><announcer>Mancuso's older brother ever again!</announcer><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line>
<line start="1003" end="1053"><announcer volume="0.9">Side effects may include getting intentionally run down by Mancuso's older brother.</announcer><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line>
<line start="1053" end="1074" speaker="announcer">Plagued by Halloween eggings?</line>
<line start="1074" end="1093" speaker="announcer">Fool 'em every time with this deluxe decoy poncho!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1121" speaker="announcer">Fool 'em every time with this deluxe decoy poncho!</line>
<line start="1121" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Light him up, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1147" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1147" end="1191" speaker="strongbad">Aw, never mind. Looks like somebody already got him....</line>
<line start="1195" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">with a... bunch of fried eggs.</line>
<line start="1203" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">with a... bunch of fried eggs.</line>
<line start="1220" end="1259" speaker="announcer">And last, for the kid with no friends who's staying at home</line>
<line start="1259" end="1272" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1273" end="1275" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1276" end="1278" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert) helfen</line>
<line start="1279" end="1282" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1283" end="1285" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1286" end="1289" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1290" end="1293" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1294" end="1297" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räuspert sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1298" end="1301" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (räusper sich) helfen</line>
<line start="1302" end="1332" speaker="announcer">um Mama und Papa beim Süßigkeitenausgeben zu (clears throat) helfen</line>
<line start="1332" end="1338" speaker="announcer">here's a... pair of sweat pants.</line>
<line start="1338" end="1344" speaker="announcer">here's a... pair of sweat pants.<sfx>squish</sfx></line>
<line start="1344" end="1363" speaker="announcer">here's a... pair of sweat pants.<sfx>squish</sfx></line>
<line start="1363" end="1372" speaker="announcer">It's really... all we can do. Sorry.</line>
<line start="1372" end="1387" speaker="announcer">It's really... all we can do. Sorry.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1399" speaker="announcer">It's really... all we can do. Sorry.</line>
<line start="1399" end="1440" speaker="announcer">All New Homestars Running Halloween Customes and Broducts!</line>
<line start="1440" end="1447" speaker="announcer">Only from-</line>
<line start="1447" end="1469" speaker="announcer">Only from-<sfx>starts choking</sfx></line>
<line start="1469" end="1477" speaker="sfx">record stops</line>
<line start="1477" end="1508" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">All New Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products.</line>
<line start="1508" end="1517" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Only from Cheap As Free.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1530"><announcer volume="0.7">Only from Cheap As Free.</announcer><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1552" end="1585" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">I told him not to mess with me.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1635" speaker="bubs">Man, this costume makes me look so much like myself,</line>
<line start="1635" end="1665" speaker="bubs">I'm surprised you recognize me!</line>
<line start="1665" end="1683" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say!</line>
<line start="1683" end="1733" speaker="coachz">This Coach Z costume is spot on.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Hremails

2008-12-30T19:52:53Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: {{subtitlesLinks}} for email 49

[[Image:Hremail at the desk.PNG|thumb|Homestar answers an email on the Happy8600]]

'''Hremail''' (short for '''Homestar Runner Email''') is apparently an email show by {{film|Homestar Runner}}, similar in nature to [[Strong Bad Email]] (with which it frequently overlaps). Homestar's computer is called the [[Happy 8600]], which is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:OLPC XO-1|XO-1]] computer for the [[Wikipedia:One Laptop Per Child|One Laptop Per Child Program]]. The first time a hremail was officially seen was in the 200th Strong Bad Email, [[email thunder]]. "Hremail 49" (which receives a passing mention by Homestar in the Sbemail) and "Hremail 24" were later released as [[Secret Pages]]. In email thunder, [[Strong Bad]] interrupted a hremail, vowing to ruin the program after learning of its existence. Strong Bad does this by sending a fake email to Homestar, asking for a tour of his "[[Not X|not-in-front-of-your-computer]]" (Aka. [[The Field]]). After Homestar leaves, Strong Bad uses a super-sized bottle of [[Mountain Dew]] to ruin Homestar's Happy 8600, similar to Homestar pouring Mountain Dew on the [[Compy 386]] in the sbemail [[anything]].

Before December 2008, sending an email to Homestar's address - [mailto:DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com] - prompted the following auto-reply:

<blockquote>
Subject: My Inbox Runneth Ova!
 
Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!
 
Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it.
 
And thanks again to everyone who participated in Bacon Pretend Week! Ron Staple you are a GENIUS!
 
Okay bye, 
Homestar Runner
</blockquote>

Hremails 49 and 24 were included in [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]] as Easter Eggs in the DVD version of email thunder.

== "Hremail 24" Transcript ==
[[Image:Hremail24.png|thumb|Another lost Email!]]
The screen is simply red with the text ''Banned For Content'' across the center. This is possibly a reference to [[sb_email 22]], which was banned in the UK because Strong Bad says some things that offend the British.
{{clear}}

== "Hremail 49" Transcript ==
[[Image:Hremail49.png|thumb|"Ladies! Girls! Take it easy!"]]
''{Homestar Runner is standing in a room in his pajamas and covered in kiss marks. Some girls can be heard laughing in the background. A pillow hits Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa! Ladies! ''{Turns to the other side; the viewer's left.}'' Girls!

''{Another pillow hits Homestar. On impact he turns to the viewer's right again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Take it easy!

''{Yet, another pillow hits Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What do you think this is? hremail 24? ''{He turns his head as he says "hre".}''

''{A large pillow knocks Homestar over. His legs are up in the air.}''
{{clear}}

==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad Email]]

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail49.html|watch "hremail 49"]]
*[[HR:hremail49.swf|view the Flash file for "hremail 49"]]
*[[HR:hremail24.html|watch "hremail 24"]]
*[[HR:hremail24.swf|view the Flash file for "hremail 24"]]
* {{pl|l=mailto:DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com Email Homestar}}
* [[Forum:14758|forum thread re: "Hremails"]]

[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]][[Category:Secret Pages]][[Category:Computer Files]][[Category:strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]]

{{subtitlesLinks|hremail49}}

Subtitles:dangeresqueps1/de

2008-12-30T19:04:05Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: Wie wäre es damit? Das Geräusch macht er immer, wenn er springt.

{{subtitles|Dangeresque: Puppet Squad}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="dangeresquePS1.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="14" end="100" speaker="text">bester und betrügerischster Polizist der Welt</line>
<line start="101" end="152" speaker="strongbad" sfx="yes">schlürft</line>
<line start="209" end="306" speaker="strongbad">Ahh, das habe ich gerade getrunken.</line>
<line start="363" end="399"><text>nur für deine coole, coole Sonnenbrille</text><text>dein Freund Auch-Dangeresque</text></line>
<line start="400" end="470" speaker="strongbad">Was ist das?</line>
<line start="470" end="554" speaker="homestar">Rate mal, wer gerade aus dem Gefängnis ausgebrochen ist.</line>
<line start="559" end="766" speaker="strongbad">Szechuan Steve? Der Verbrecher, der damals meine gewellten Pommes gestohlen hat? Gehen wir.</line>
<line start="908" end="1014" speaker="announcer">Dangeresque: Die Puppentruppe — Das Geheimnis der gewellten Pommes</line>
<line start="1278" end="1419" speaker="strongbad">Zerbrochene Fensterscheiben. Das muss es sein!</line>
<line start="1420" end="1630" speaker="homestar">Auf diesen Straßen herrschen raue Sitten. Ich kümmere mich um die Mülltonnen, du nimmst dir den Stapel Kartons vor.</line>
<line start="1650" end="1696">
<strongbad>Und los!</strongbad>
<homestar>Und los!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1756" end="1791" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">keucht</line>
<line start="1792" end="1915" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Hopp! Waaaa! Oof! Hopp!</line>
<line start="1916" end="1934" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">keucht</line>
<line start="1935" end="2157" speaker="strongbad">Blargh! Wroa! Jaaa!</line>
<line start="2158" end="2274" speaker="homestar">Hopp! Whoa!</line>
<line start="2275" end="2440" speaker="strongbad">Dumme Kartons! Ich hasse euch! Dumme Kartons!</line>
<line start="2467" end="2551">
<strongbad>Da ist er!</strongbad>
<homestar>Oh nein!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2552" end="2579" speaker="thecheat">The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2580" end="2689" speaker="strongbad">Gib uns sofort die gewellten Pommes, Szechuan Steve!</line>
<line start="2690" end="2752" speaker="thecheat">verärgerte The-Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="2753" end="3112" speaker="strongbad">Neeeeeiiin!</line>
<line start="3113" end="3212" speaker="strongbad">Oh, ich hab euch, Jungs!</line>
<line start="3213" end="3358" speaker="homestar">Gut gefangen, D-Man! Ich kümmere mich um Szechuan Steve! Hopp!</line>
<line start="3393" end="3472">
<thecheat>The-Cheat-Geräusche</thecheat>
<homestar>Uff!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="3523" end="3753" speaker="strongbad">Nun, Auch-Dangeresque. Sieht so aus, als ob wir den Typen, der damals meine gewellten Pommes gestohlen hat, endlich festgenommen haben!</line>
<line start="3754" end="3841" speaker="stbubs">Oh, habt ihr das?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

8-Bit is Enough

2008-12-30T18:33:42Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* Real-World References */ linkfixing

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
[[Image:8-Bit_is_Enough_Logo.png|thumb|The Logo of 8-Bit is Enough]]
[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 trogdorstrongbadia.png|thumb|"Uhh... Anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan, Mike Stemmle, Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. Rated E10+ for [[alcohol]] and [[tobacco]] reference, comic mischief, mild cartoon violence, and mild suggestive themes by the ESRB. It was released December 15, 2008.

When Strong <strike>Bad's</strike> [[Blatant Lies|Sad's]] botched-up stunt damages the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor Arcade Machine]], [[Trogdor]] makes his debut, doing what he does best: burninating the countryside! What's more, other 8-bit games are leaking into the real world, throwing [[Free Country, USA]] into chaos! Only [[Strong Bad|High Lord Awesome]] can take back the night and conquer this scorching menace, once and for all! Only question is: Anybody know how to kill a dragon?

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}, [[Videlectrix Guys]], [[Bear Holding a Shark]], [[Gel-Arshie]][[Category:Marshie Filmography]], [[Snake Boxer 5|Boxer Joe]], [[Math Kickers|The Algebros]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe|Dancing Bear]], {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Old Man]], miscellaneous [[peasants]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies|Browntant]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies|Chorch]], [[Horrible Painting]], [[ULTIMATE TROGDOR!!!]]

'''Places:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Videlectrix Mainframe]], [[Crates!]], [[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]], [[Peasantry]], [[Planet K]], [[Halfathlon]]/[[Race Track]]

==Preview Transcript==
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" is displayed in the [[Fonts#Joystix|Joystix font]]. Cut to the back of the telebision, with a short bvit of dramatic music. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe, with the music also heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! ''{Puts down the controller, squints his eyes}'' Aw, crapsicles.

''{ Stinkoman pops up from behind the veiwer's left side of the couch, Strong Bad looks at him}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! ''{Stinkoman points at Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn! ''{Cut to a close up of Stinkoman}'' For babies! ''{The camera zooms in closer and angles in on Stinkoman}'' Who have a turn!

''{Cut back to couch. Strong Bad is still squinting his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Tilts his head down}'' Okay! Man, ''{Tilts his head up}'' shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch, with his shoulders shrugging, Strong Bad looks at him}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! ''{Stinkoman lowers his shoulders. Strong Bad lowers his eyelids.}'' And your head is wide ''{Stinkoman makes a distance with his hands.}'' like the river! ''{Points at Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks away from him, eyelids still lowered}'' You have the river head! ''{While laughing, he appears on the left side of the couch, then the top of the screen, then the bottom right corner of the screen, and last the bottom-left-center corner of the screen.}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling kamikaze background with a shing sound effect. An orchestra-themed music plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" and with "New episode every month!" in yellow in Joystix as in a black strip in the same swirling kamikaze background. The screen goes black. Thunder and brief glimpses reveal Trogdor. Trogdor roars. The Trogdor theme from the Peasant's Quest plays. There is then a cut to Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing inaudibly, and Trogdor is roaring. There is a pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Cut to a black screen, fading in the text "www.telltalegames.com" or "Play it on WiiWare" in Joystix. "www.telltalegames.com" appears on the PC version or on the online video, while "Play it on WiiWare" will be shown on the Wii version.}''

== Inventory ==
*Cell Phone
*Key
*8-Bit Key
*8-Bit Lantern
*Light Musket
*Logic Board
*Med Kit
*Quarter
*Quest Thingie
*8-Bit Quill
*Scorpion Food
*Snakes
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
*8-Bit Tea Bag
*TrogSword(TM)
*Trophy

===Party Members===
*Algebros
*Boxer Joe
*Gel-Arshie
*The Innkeeper
*Limozeen's Space Machine
*Mista Fixit (The Poopsmith)
*Peasants
*Performing Bear
*Putchnya Shotski (Strong Mad)
*Rather Dashing

== Ranks ==
#''(blank)''
#Creepy Adult Software
#Games "For Girls"
#Sub-Text Adventure
#Point 'n' Sick Stories
#Buisness Casual Game
#Weird Japanese RPG
#Flight Stimulator 2009
#2nd Person Shooter
#Non-Lame Movie Tie-In
#Omnisensory VR Netskin
#SBCG4AP MMORPG!!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Shovelware|Shovelware]] is low quality, quickly ported or programed computer programs, usually done to capitalize on a trend or make a quick profit.
*In the intro, Strong Sad says that the arcade game's fan needs to be serviced, and Strong Bad asks where he can find any fan service. [[Wikipedia:Fanservice|Fanservice]] is content added mainly to please the fans. It is quite appropriate, then, that Trogdor starts to break out of the arcade immediately after Strong Bad's question.
*"Yatta!" is a Japanese word which means "I did it!", or "All right!" in English.
*Placing a pineapple slice in gelatin will cause the gelatin to dissolve.

===Trivia===
*This is the only episode to lack [[Pom Pom]]; since [[Homsar]] is also missing, this means that this episode has the fewest main characters at 10; all of the others had 11 or 12.
*This and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] are the only two episodes to happen on the same day.
**Despite this, there is a calendar change between the episodes.
***This is because the events in the movie Dangeresque 3 take place on the day it was recorded, and not the day it was shown to the group, In fact in the opening when Strong Bad walks from the Lappy to the basement for the screening the calender is missing from the wall

===Remarks===
*In the preview for this episode, Strong Bad has a black outline, and his arms look oddly deformed for some reason.
*Even in extended play, you cannot go outside with a costume in this episode.
**This is likely because you will become Rather Dashing if you visit Peasantry in Extended Play.
*When the difficulty slider is set to "high" but the lever hasn't been pulled to make Professor Pineapple shoot fruit in Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, there is a steady stream of pineapple slices, but no other changes to the game. However, when both are set, there is an extremely high amount of fruit even discounting the fruit Professor Pineapple shoots.
*If you click the main menu button near the peasents running around at the inn they turn around and look at you.

===Glitches===
*The costume items from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, excluding the Dangeresque Glasses, are not available in the Snap Shak in the PC version, apparently due to a writing error in Episode 4.
*During the credits, when RoboKingofTown is shown, on the Wii version, he is not wearing the sunglasses he wore earlier in the game.
*Also during the credits, [[Nebulon]] is not shown even though the Space Clown and Algebraic Expression are.

===Inside References===
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the email [[alternate universe]] and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
**Stinkoman also insulted Strong Bad in [[alternate universe]], saying he has a big nose.
*The introductory narration is similar to the one used in [[fingers]]. The announcer of said introduction also appeared in the same email.
**Homestar also mispronounced "Previously" in [[DNA Evidence]].
*When Strong Bad goes through a video game portal, his last two transformations are [[Atari Strong Bad]] and [[Secret Collect.]] Strong Bad, respectively.
*Strong Bad talking about the [[Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton]] he won during the Race to the End of the Race is a reference to [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*[[Mr. Shmallow]] can be seen on the Pineapple Gun.
*Upon entering the Peasantry area, Strong Bad will remark on the game's status as "the best-selling video computer TV game of all time", as it was previously referred to as in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
**Likewise, the music from the trailer plays as background music in Peasantry, and Rather Dashing speaks exactly as he does in the trailer.
*The [[wikipedia:Pitfall!|Pitfall!]] Scorpions from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] return in Halfathlon.
*In addition to the four historical figures, the puzzle wheel in the Videlectrix Mainframe depicts Trogdor, the [[Jhonka]], [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]], and [[Kid Speedy]].
*The [[Taranchula]] standee that Strong Bad "fights" in [[Strong Badia the Free]] returns, but without the fire and ice heads.
*The loading screen for the first-person segment reads "Get [[SBLOUNSKCHED]]!", a reference to [[candy product]].
*In Extended Play, when trying to get ye flask, the text on the bottom reads "[[seriously]], get ye flask".
*When Chorch gets angry, he says he will make Stinkoman wish he was never born. This phrase was mentioned in Chorch's description in the [[Stinkomanual]].
*Clicking on the pennants in Extended Play will show a credits sequence that mentions [[Cherry Greg]], [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews|"Lem" Sportsinterviews]], [[Douglas]], [[Levert Burtmore]], [[The Deke]], and [[Dennis]], along with [[Strong Sad]] and [[The Cheat]].
*The "ultimate" form of Strong Bad was mentoned numerous times during the production of SBCG4AP, namely the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] and the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]. Strong Bad complained numerous time about [[Telltale Games]] not using the "concept art", explaining Strong Bad's remark of "Whoa! They ''finally'' listened to me!"
**The concept art appears again during and after the credits.
*The final cutscene has an instance of [[couch mumbling]]. The game name he mumbles is [[Rhinofeeder]], which he also mumbled in the beginning of [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*Homestar previously ate coins (albeit more deliberately) in [[do over]].
*Homestar mentions his [[hremail]]s in one of the hints he gives.
*When Strong Bad first enters Stinkoman 20X6, he says, "Now I want to be the guy too." This is a referrence to [[1-Up]]'s line in [[japanese cartoon]]: "Everybody says you're the guy. But I wanna be the guy too!"

===Real-World References===
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Lady Crate Ape is a take off of [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (video game)|Donkey Kong]], possibly, in the same trend as [[Wikipedia:Ms_pacman |Ms. Pacman]].
**When Marzipan is possessed by the spirit of the game, her expression is similar to Kong's expression on the original video game cabinet. Strong Bad also frequently refers to her as "Marzy-Kong".
**The way the portions of the scaffolding are put together and fall down when she stomps on the roof mimics the way the game begins in most versions, minus the part where the entire thing collapses.
*Strong Bad complains about taking a [[Wikipedia:The Color Purple|''The Color Purple'']] personality quiz when answering an email.
*Strong Bad climbing the vine with the smiling cloud on the Awesomeness screen is modeled after [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]]
**Similarly, the bushes with eyes in the intro screen are another reference to the ''[[Mario]]'' series.
**When Strong Bad first enters Peasantry, he assumes hitting his head on things will make coins come out, a reference to the theme of making coins come out of blocks by jumping into them in said series.
***This could also refer to the act of somersalting into trees to get various objects in [[The Legend of Zelda]] series, also by [[Nintendo]].
**The music and appearance of the ghosts haunting the House of Strong (particularly the ghosts flying out the front when outside) is reminiscent of the ghost houses in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]].
*Some of the games depicted on the Awesomeness screen are [[Wikipedia:Pong|Pong]], [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]], and [[Wikipedia:Asteroids (video game)|Asteroids]].
*At one point, Gel-Arshie says "Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!" in exactly the same way Hugh Bliss says his catchphrase "Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!" in [[Wikipedia:Sam And Max Season One|Sam And Max Season One]]
*"The ladder is a lie" may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Portal (video game)|Portal]], where the phrase "the cake is a lie" is written all around the testing facility.
*Homestar mentions that he used his lucky quarter to beat [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Masher]], [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter 2|Street Masher 2]], and [[Wikipedia:Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo|Street Masher 2: Slightly Different Costumes Edition]]; these games seem to be based on the [[Street Fighter]] series, and indeed, ''Street Fighter II'' was infamous for having many minor variations before ''Street Fighter III'' came out.
*Homestar will, at one point, pop up and say "Hey! Listen!" He does so in the same fashion as Navi in [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time]].
*If Strong Bad shoots at a ghost in The Field and misses, The Cheat pops up to laugh at him. This is similar to [[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]], where the player's hunting dog does the same.
*Strong Sad saying "You shall not pass!" is a reference to Gandalf's confrontation with the Balrog in [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|Fellowship of the Ring]].
*Also, Strong Sad's line "Abandon all hope, ye who enter" is a reference to what is written above the entrance to the gates of Hell in Dante's epic poem [[Wikipedia:Divine_Comedy|The Divine Comedy]].
*The first person section is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wolfenstein 3D|Wolfenstein 3D]] by iD Software; the King of Town's appearance and death speech are references to that game's depiction of Hitler.
**In addition, the name of the castle where this takes place is "Castle Poopenstein".
**When switching to first person perspective, Strong Bad says "Quake and fear". [[Wikipedia:Quake|Quake]] and [[Wikipedia:F.E.A.R.|F.E.A.R.]] are two popular first person shooters.
* The show that Strong Bad says on TV, "Videlectrix Saturday Mornideo Games", refers to the Saturday Morning cartoon series ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Supercade|Saturday Supercade]]'' which aired on [[Wikipedia:CBS|CBS]] from 1983 to 1985.
*The words "ALL WORK AND NO FRUIT MAKES GEL-ARSHIE A DULL BOY" that fill up the TV screen after beating the Gel-Arshie game with the kill screen is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Shining (film)|The Shining]]''.
*Strong Bad looking through the TrogSword in 20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Thundercats|Thundercats]]'', in particular Lion-O's transformation sequence. He also makes a reference to [[Wikipedia:He-Man|He-Man]] during this sequence.
*Several historical figures appear in the "Spirit of '76" game, including [[Wikipedia:John Hancock|John Hancock]], [[Wikipedia:Benjamin Franklin|Benjamin Franklin]], [[Wikipedia:Samuel Adams|Samuel Adams]], and [[Wikipedia:Paul Revere|Paul Revere]]. All figure significantly in the American Revolution.
**Samuel Adams saying he "probably invented beer" refers to the [[Wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]] brand of beer.
**When you give him the item, John Hancock says to make sure your family is insured, a reference to the [[Wikipedia:John Hancock Insurance|John Hancock Insurance]] company.
*Interacting with the mirror in the bathroom will make Strong Bad reference the [[Wikipedia:Bloody Mary (folklore)|Bloody Mary legend]].
*The Gel-Arshie portion of the game is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]], a 1993 product placement game for 7-Up that featured its red mascot on a surf board.
*After using Gel-Arshie on the lava pit in Halfathalon, he says the line "What's in the box?", a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Seven (film)|Se7en]]''.
*The "Bloodstone" in Trogdor's Lair is a reference to the game [[Wikipedia:Return to Krondor|Return to Krondor]], in which there is a "Nightstone" that casts everything in red light and reveals a hidden place, which holds the secret to destroying your enemy forever.
*Strong Bad's remark about the peasants starting a commune is a reference to [[Monty Python|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']], specifically the scene in which Dennis explains that he and his fellow peasants are an [[wikipedia:Anarcho-syndicalism|anarcho-syndicalist]] commune.
*When Strong Mad is in Halfathalon, he will exclaim "[[Wikipedia:Glasnost|GLASNOST]]! [[Wikipedia:Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn|SOLZHENITSYN]]!"
**When Strong Bad responds, his pronunciation of "Puttin'" likely refers to Russian president, [[Wikipedia:Vladamir Putin|Vladamir Putin]].
**"Zhivago" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Doctor Zhivago|Doctor Zhivago]].
*When Strong Bad gives the trophy to Strong Mad, he says "ich bin ein donut". This is an obvious variant of [[Wikipedia:Ich bin ein Berliner|Ich bin ein Berliner]]. Furthermore, it is a play on the urban legend that the [[German]] phrase means "I am a jelly donut."
*When entering Peasantry from the Videlectrix Mainframe any time after solving the code wheel, Strong Bad says, "Load p-quest comma eight comma one" referencing LOAD“FILE”,8,1 the command needed to load games and programs into many [[Wikipedia:Commodore International|Commodore]] computers.
*When summoning Boxer Joe, Strong Bad sometimes says "Round 1, FIGHT!" the same way Shao Kahn does in Mortal Kombat.
*When Strong Bad finally uses the performing bear, he shouts "I choose you." This is a clear reference to [[Pokémon]].
*In the game's music files, Halfathlon is referred to as [[Wikipedia:Summer Games|Summer Games]].
*"The Videlectrix Halfathalon" title mimics the similarly named The Activision Decathalon.
*The box art for Mista Fixit is modeled after the "album cover" boxes of early [[Wikipedia:Electronic Arts|Electronic Arts]], complete with an incorporation of the company's logo into the artwork.
*Revealing the ghosts with the camera is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Fatal Frame|Fatal Frame]] series of games, where you also reveal and defeat ghosts in a similar fashion.

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-398|Telltale blog entry confirming Trogdor's appearance]]
*[[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|Official episode page]]
*[[Forum:14934|forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7349 Telltale forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough]

===Reviews===
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/12/strong_bad_episode_5_8_bit_is_enough WiiWare World review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/938/938668p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/440/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
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{{SBCG4AP}}

Subtitles:dangeresqueps1/de

2008-12-30T18:08:27Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: New page: {{subtitles|Dangeresque: Puppet Squad}} <pre> <?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="de" file="dangeresquePS1.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="14" end="1...

{{subtitles|Dangeresque: Puppet Squad}}
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<transcript xml:lang="de" file="dangeresquePS1.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="14" end="100" speaker="text">bester und betrügerischster Polizist der Welt</line>
<line start="101" end="152" speaker="strongbad" sfx="yes">schlürft</line>
<line start="209" end="306" speaker="strongbad">Ahh, das habe ich gerade getrunken.</line>
<line start="363" end="399"><text>nur für deine coole, coole Sonnenbrille</text><text>dein Freund Auch-Dangeresque</text></line>
<line start="400" end="470" speaker="strongbad">Was ist das?</line>
<line start="470" end="554" speaker="homestar">Rate mal, wer gerade aus dem Gefängnis ausgebrochen ist.</line>
<line start="559" end="766" speaker="strongbad">Szechuan Steve? Der Verbrecher, der damals meine gewellten Pommes gestohlen hat? Gehen wir.</line>
<line start="908" end="1014" speaker="announcer">Dangeresque: Die Puppentuppen — Das Geheimnis der gewellten Pommes</line>
<line start="1278" end="1419" speaker="strongbad">Zerbrochene Fensterscheiben. Das muss es sein!</line>
<line start="1420" end="1630" speaker="homestar">Auf diesen Straßen herrschen raue Sitten. Ich kümmere mich um die Mülltonnen, du nimmst dir den Stapel Kartons vor.</line>
<line start="1650" end="1696">
<strongbad>Und los!</strongbad>
<homestar>Und los!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1756" end="1791" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">keucht</line>
<line start="1792" end="1915" speaker="homestar">Ooh! Hut! Waaaa! Oof! Hut!</line>
<line start="1916" end="1934" speaker="homestar" sfx="yes">keucht</line>
<line start="1935" end="2157" speaker="strongbad">Blargh! Wroa! Yaaa!</line>
<line start="2158" end="2274" speaker="homestar">Hut! Whoa!</line>
<line start="2275" end="2440" speaker="strongbad">Dumme Kartons! Ich hasse euch! Dumme Kartons!</line>
<line start="2467" end="2551">
<strongbad>Da ist er!</strongbad>
<homestar>Oh nein!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2552" end="2579" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="2580" end="2689" speaker="strongbad">Gib uns sofort die gewellten Pommes, Szechuan Steve!</line>
<line start="2690" end="2752" speaker="thecheat">verärgerte The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="2753" end="3112" speaker="strongbad">Neeeeeiiin!</line>
<line start="3113" end="3212" speaker="strongbad">Oh, ich hab euch, Jungs!</line>
<line start="3213" end="3358" speaker="homestar">Gute gefangen, D-Man! Ich kümmere mich um Szechuan Steve! Hut!</line>
<line start="3393" end="3472">
<thecheat>The Cheat Geräusche</thecheat>
<homestar>Uff!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="3523" end="3753" speaker="strongbad">Nun, Auch-Dangeresque. Sieht so aus, als ob wir den Typen, der damals meine gewellten Pommes gestohlen hat, endlich festgenommen haben!</line>
<line start="3754" end="3841" speaker="stbubs">Oh, habt ihr das?</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail187/de

2008-12-30T17:34:55Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: featured email translated = very yes

{{subtitles|winter pool}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="sbemail187.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="77" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Emails lassen mich zittern, daher bin ich flink mit den Fingern.</line>
<line start="78" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Lieber Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="89" end="119" speaker="strongbad">Was macht ihr im Winter mit eurem Pool?</line>
<line start="120" end="155" speaker="strongbad">Entleert ihr ihn und skatet darin oder so?</line>
<line start="156" end="176" speaker="strongbad">J.Hazard, In...</line>
<line start="177" end="247" speaker="strongbad">In was? In Spokane? In großer Schuld? Im Schlaf?</line>
<line start="248" end="292" speaker="strongbad">Tja, ich denke, das werden wir nie erfahren, Herr Drück-Enter-zu-früh-Mann.</line>
<line start="293" end="417" speaker="strongbad">Nun, Hazbro, ja, wir entleeren ihn normalerweise und ja, ich skate natürlich mit 30 verschiedenen Tricks über den Pool und mache wahnsinnige Skateboarding-Videos, die leider immer versehentlich mit Kochsendungen überspielt werden.</line>
<line start="418" end="467" speaker="strongbad">Aber dieses Jahr machen wir etwas viel cooleres und etwas weniger erlogenes.</line>
<line start="468" end="525" speaker="strongbad">Homestar Runner wurde endlich für die Fluffy Puff Marshmallows-Werbespots bezahlt, die er mal gemacht hat.</line>
<line start="526" end="555" speaker="strongbad">Und RATET MAL, WIE SIE IHN BEZAHLT HABEN?</line>
<line start="556" end="627" speaker="strongbad">Mit einem lebenslangen Vorrat an Fluffy Puffs durchsichtigen, nachtischbezogen Materialen mit rotem Geschmack!</line>
<line start="628" end="635" speaker="sfx">Rauschen</line>
<line start="636" end="658" speaker="marshie">ICH BIN EINE ANOMALIE!</line>
<line start="659" end="663" speaker="sfx">ping!</line>
<line start="664" end="717" speaker="marshie">Und nach der Schule komm ich zu dir nach Hause!</line>
<line start="718" end="781"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ich finde, diese Marshie-Werbung sollte auf NC-17 eingestuft werden.</strongbad><text>NC-17 (no children under 17) ist eine US-Altersbeschränkung, entspricht dem Deutschen "ab 18 Jahren". Im Text oben links steht NC für "needlessly creepy", also unnötig gruselig. DIeses Wortspiel lässt sich nicht übersetzen.</text></line>
<line start="782" end="783" speaker="sfx">Rauschen</line>
<line start="798" end="818" speaker="strongbad">Wie gehts voran, Froschköpfe?</line>
<line start="819" end="842" speaker="strongsad">Den verstehe ich nicht einmal.</line>
<line start="843" end="917" speaker="strongsad">Wenn meine Berechnungen stimmen, sollten wir das maximale Wackeln gleich erreicht haben.</line>
<line start="918" end="937" speaker="homestar">Oh, Mann, ihr drei.</line>
<line start="938" end="992" speaker="homestar">Ich bin so froh, dass ich das hier genommen habe und nicht die Eine Million Dollar.</line>
<line start="993" end="1020" speaker="homestar">Die hätten den Pool nicht einmal zur Hälfte gefüllt.</line>
<line start="1021" end="1029" speaker="sfx">klingeln!</line>
<line start="1030" end="1056" speaker="strongsad">Das ist es! Wir sind soweit!</line>
<line start="1057" end="1072" speaker="strongbad">Oh, ja.</line>
<line start="1096" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">Nun, wo sind sie?</line>
<line start="1111" end="1132" speaker="strongsad">Wo sind wer?</line>
<line start="1133" end="1208" speaker="strongbad">Naja, ich dachte, solche Mengen an Gelatine würden irgendwie auf natürliche Art und Weise eingeölte bikinitragende Wrestlerinnen anlocken.</line>
<line start="1209" end="1253" speaker="homestar">Ich dackte, allerdings, dass sie auf natürliche Art und Weise einen eingeölten Bill Cosby anlocken würde.</line>
<line start="1254" end="1275" speaker="bubs">Hast schon das gehört?</line>
<line start="1276" end="1289" speaker="coachz">Wasdas?</line>
<line start="1290" end="1332" speaker="bubs">Die jungen Leute haben das Schwimmloch mit roter Götterspeise aufgefüllt!</line>
<line start="1333" end="1390" speaker="coachz">Weißt du, ich hatte mal einen Schüler in meiner Klasse namens Roter Engel!</line>
<line start="1391" end="1426" speaker="coachz">Ist ne wahre Geschichte! Die Leute haben ihn so genannt.</line>
<line start="1427" end="1491" speaker="coachz">Und er hatte eine Schwester, die hieß Früchtewackelpudding mit Traubengeschmack. Auch wahr!</line>
<line start="1492" end="1552" speaker="coachz">Und wenn du mit deinen Scheinwerfern ein Auto mit ausgeschalteten Licht anstrahlst, wirst du von Gangstern erschossen!</line>
<line start="1553" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Strong Mad. Hau rein!</line>
<line start="1583" end="1593"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>platsch</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1597" speaker="sfx">rumpel</line>
<line start="1598" end="1644" speaker="strongbad">Hang ten! Gnarly! Endless summer!</line>
<line start="1645" end="1698" speaker="strongbad">Hey, mach das nochmal, aber dieses Mal hau drauf, wie auf den Keks eines Babys!</line>
<line start="1699" end="1706"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>platsch</sfx></line>
<line start="1707" end="1719"><sfx>rumpel</sfx><strongbad>Wah!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1720" end="1731" speaker="sfx">fällt</line>
<line start="1732" end="1743" speaker="sfx">platsch platsch</line>
<line start="1744" end="1777" speaker="strongbad">Äh, Bademeister? Etwas Hilfe, bitte?</line>
<line start="1778" end="1788" speaker="pompom">blubbert</line>
<line start="1806" end="1829"><sfx>boing-wusch!</sfx><pompom>blubbert</pompom></line>
<line start="1830" end="1843" speaker="sfx">ping</line>
<line start="1844" end="1881" speaker="homestar">(gedämpft) Ahh, ich hatte gehofft, du wärst Bill Cosby.</line>
<line start="1882" end="1924" speaker="strongbad">(gedämpft) Also, äh, wie atmen wir hier unten eigentlich?</line>
<line start="1925" end="1960" speaker="homestar">(gedämpft) Ich weiß nicht. Soweit hatte ich noch gar nicht gedacht.</line>
<line start="1961" end="1985" speaker="strongbad">(gedämpft) Und wie bist du hier unten gelandet, Mistschmied?</line>
<line start="2020" end="2049" speaker="tucksworth" voiceover="voiceover">Du kannst dir keinen ZZ Top-Bart wachsen lassen!</line>
<line start="2050" end="2067" speaker="sfx">Sirene</line>
<line start="2068" end="2095"><sfx>Sirene</sfx><text>Warnung: Es gibt irgendwo große Mengen, die gegessen werden müssen</text></line>
<line start="2096" end="2116"><sfx>Sirene</sfx><kingoftown>Mein Können wird gebraucht!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2117" end="2133" speaker="sfx">Sirene</line>
<line start="2134" end="2163" speaker="homestar">(gedämpft) Strong Bad, ich glaube, das wars dann.</line>
<line start="2164" end="2215" speaker="homestar">(gedämpft) Wenn ich sterbe, lass meinen Körper in rotem Wackelpudding einlegen.</line>
<line start="2217" end="2252" speaker="strongbad">(gedämpft) Äh, ich denke, das soltle kein Problem sein, Homestar.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2274" speaker="homestar">(gedämpft) Du bist ein guter Freund.</line>
<line start="2275" end="2308" speaker="kingoftown">(gedämpft) Untertanen! Eure Rettung ist gekommen!</line>
<line start="2309" end="2344" speaker="kingoftown">(gedämpft) Ihr alle da drin, schließt mal eure Augen.</line>
<line start="2345" end="2390" speaker="kingoftown">(gedämpft) Das hier wird nicht schön anzusehen.</line>
<line start="2391" end="2409" speaker="kingoftown">(gedämpft) Und eins und zwei und drei.</line>
<line start="2410" end="2414" speaker="sfx">quietsch!</line>
<line start="2415" end="2448" speaker="sfx">saugen</line>
<line start="2449" end="2532"><sfx>wackelartige (?) Musik</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">gluckert</strongbad></line>
<line start="2533" end="2599" speaker="strongbad">Alles, an was ich mich erinnern kann, nachdem ich meine Augen geschlossen habe, war, dass es zuerst sehr laut wurde,</line>
<line start="2600" end="2628" speaker="strongbad">dann wurde es sehr warm,</line>
<line start="2629" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">dann wurde es sehr schleimig,</line>
<line start="2653" end="2671" speaker="strongbad">dann wurde es ruhig,</line>
<line start="2672" end="2686" speaker="strongbad">und dann wurde es...</line>
<line start="2687" end="2711" speaker="strongbad">unaussprechlich.</line>
<line start="2712" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">Und als ich meine Augen öffnete,</line>
<line start="2737" end="2757" speaker="strongbad">war der Pool leer,</line>
<line start="2758" end="2786" speaker="strongbad">und drei Tage waren vergangen.</line>
<line start="2787" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">Und Pom Pom ist immer noch nicht gelandet!</line>
<line start="2814" end="2921" speaker="sfx">Aliengeräusche</line>
<line start="2922" end="2973" speaker="newpaper">Druckgeräusche</line>

<line start="2983" end="3030" speaker="bubs">Nun, Email 187 ist im Kasten.</line>
<line start="3031" end="3066" speaker="coachz">1-8-7...? Oooohhh! In Deckung!</line>
<line start="3067" end="3089" speaker="bubs">Was machst du da?</line>
<line start="3090" end="3127" speaker="coachz">Es ist ein 1-8-7! Ich brech gleich zusammen, Bubs!</line>
<line start="3128" end="3152" speaker="bubs">Ich glaube, ich brech dir gleich deine Knochen!</line>
<line start="3153" end="3215" speaker="coachz">Ich wusste, ich hätte diese Karre voller Gangster nicht mit der Lichthupe anblinken sollen!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail187/de

2008-12-30T16:33:37Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: save

{{subtitles|winter pool}}
{{pageinprogress|The Commander IN COMMAND}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail187.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="77" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, Emails lassen mich zittern, daher bin ich flink mit den Fingern.</line>
<line start="78" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="89" end="119" speaker="strongbad">"Was macht ihr im Winter mit eurem Pool?</line>
<line start="120" end="155" speaker="strongbad">"Entleert ihr ihn und skatet darin oder so?</line>
<line start="156" end="176" speaker="strongbad">"J.Hazard, In..."</line>
<line start="177" end="247" speaker="strongbad">In was? In Spokane? In großer Schuld? Im Schlaf?</line>
<line start="248" end="292" speaker="strongbad">Tja, ich denke, das werden wir nie erfahren, Herr Drück-Enter-zu-früh-Mann.</line>
<line start="293" end="417" speaker="strongbad">Nun, Hazbro, ja, wir entleeren ihn normalerweise und ja, ich skate natürlich mit 30 verschiedenen Tricks über den Pool und mache wahnsinnige Skateboarding-Videos, die leider immer versehentlich mit Kochsendungen überspielt werden.</line>
<line start="418" end="467" speaker="strongbad">Aber dieses Jahr machen wir etwas viel cooleres und etwas weniger erlogenes.</line>
<line start="468" end="525" speaker="strongbad">Homestar Runner wurde endlich für die Fluffy Puff Marshmallows-Werbespots bezahlt, die er mal gemacht hat.</line>
<line start="526" end="555" speaker="strongbad">Und RATET MAL, WIE SIE IHN BEZAHLT HABEN?</line>
<line start="556" end="627" speaker="strongbad">Mit einem lebenslangen Vorrat an Fluffy Puffs durchsichtigen, nachtischbezogen Materialen mit rotem Geschmack!</line>
<line start="628" end="635" speaker="sfx">Rauschen</line>
<line start="636" end="658" speaker="marshie">ICH BIN EINE ANOMALIE!</line>
<line start="659" end="663" speaker="sfx">ping!</line>
<line start="664" end="717" speaker="marshie">Und nach der Schule komm ich zu dir nach Hause!</line>
<line start="718" end="764" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ich finde, diese Marshie-Werbung sollte auf NC-17 eingestuft werden.</line>
<line start="765" end="781"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ich finde, diese Marshie-Werbung sollte auf NC-17 eingestuft werden.</strongbad><text>NC-17 (no children under 17) ist eine US-Altersbeschränkung, entspricht dem Deutschen "ab 18 Jahren". Im Text oben links steht NC für "needlessly creepy", also unnötig gruselig. DIeses Wortspiel lässt sich nicht übersetzen.</text></line>
<line start="782" end="783" speaker="sfx">Rauschen</line>
<line start="798" end="818" speaker="strongbad">How're we doing here, frog eggs?</line>
<line start="819" end="842" speaker="strongsad">I don't even get that one.</line>
<line start="843" end="917" speaker="strongsad">According to my calculations, we should achieve maximum jiggle any second now.</line>
<line start="918" end="937" speaker="homestar">Oh, man, you three.</line>
<line start="938" end="992" speaker="homestar">I am so glad I chose this instead of that million dollars in cash.</line>
<line start="993" end="1020" speaker="homestar">That wouldn't even have half filled up this pool!</line>
<line start="1021" end="1029" speaker="sfx">ring!</line>
<line start="1030" end="1056" speaker="strongsad">That's it! We're ready!</line>
<line start="1057" end="1072" speaker="strongbad">All right!</line>
<line start="1096" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">Well, where are they?</line>
<line start="1111" end="1132" speaker="strongsad">Where are who?</line>
<line start="1133" end="1208" speaker="strongbad">Well, I thought that this much gelatin would sorta naturally attract oiled-up bikini wrestlers.</line>
<line start="1209" end="1253" speaker="homestar">I thought it would naturally attract oiled-up Bill Cosby.</line>
<line start="1254" end="1275" speaker="bubs">You heard the latest news?</line>
<line start="1276" end="1289" speaker="coachz">Wazzat?</line>
<line start="1290" end="1332" speaker="bubs">The young'uns filled up the swimmin' hole with red Jell-Os!</line>
<line start="1333" end="1390" speaker="coachz">Y'know, I once had a student in my health class, name of Red Angelo!</line>
<line start="1391" end="1426" speaker="coachz">True story! His folks named him that!</line>
<line start="1427" end="1491" speaker="coachz">And he had a sister, named Grape Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It! No bull!</line>
<line start="1492" end="1552" speaker="coachz">And if you flash your lights at a car with its headlights orf, you get shot by gangsters!</line>
<line start="1553" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">Alright, Strong Mad, smack it around!</line>
<line start="1583" end="1593"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>smack!</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1597" speaker="sfx">rumble</line>
<line start="1598" end="1644" speaker="strongbad">Hang ten! Gnarly! Endless summer!</line>
<line start="1645" end="1698" speaker="strongbad">Hey, do it again, but this time, smack it like a newborn's biscuit.</line>
<line start="1699" end="1706"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>smack!</sfx></line>
<line start="1707" end="1719"><sfx>rumble</sfx><strongbad>Woah!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1720" end="1731" speaker="sfx">falling sound</line>
<line start="1732" end="1743" speaker="sfx">splat! splat!</line>
<line start="1744" end="1777" speaker="strongbad">Uh, lifeguard? Bit of help here?</line>
<line start="1778" end="1788" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="1806" end="1829"><sfx>boing-woosh!</sfx><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="1830" end="1843" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="1844" end="1881" speaker="homestar">(muffled) Aww, I was hoping you were Bill Cosby.</line>
<line start="1882" end="1924" speaker="strongbad">(muffled) So, uh, what're we doing for breathing down here?</line>
<line start="1925" end="1960" speaker="homestar">(muffled) I don't know. I hadn't really thought that far ahead.</line>
<line start="1961" end="1985" speaker="strongbad">(muffled) And how did you get down here, Poopsmith?</line>
<line start="2020" end="2049" speaker="tucksworth" voiceover="voiceover">You can't grow a ZZ Top beard!</line>
<line start="2050" end="2067" speaker="sfx">klaxon</line>
<line start="2068" end="2095"><sfx>klaxon</sfx></line>
<line start="2096" end="2116"><sfx>klaxon</sfx><kingoftown>My talents are needed!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2117" end="2133" speaker="sfx">klaxon</line>
<line start="2134" end="2163" speaker="homestar">(muffled) Strong Bad, I think this is it.</line>
<line start="2164" end="2215" speaker="homestar">(muffled) When I die, have my body preserved in red Jell-O.</line>
<line start="2217" end="2252" speaker="strongbad">(muffled) Uh, I don't think that's gonna be a problem, Homestar.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2274" speaker="homestar">(muffled) You're such a good friend.</line>
<line start="2275" end="2308" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) Citizens! Help has arrived!</line>
<line start="2309" end="2344" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) Everybody in there, shut your eyes.</line>
<line start="2345" end="2390" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) This-a ain't-a gonna be-a pretty.</line>
<line start="2391" end="2409" speaker="kingoftown">(muffled) And a one, and a two, and a three.</line>
<line start="2410" end="2414" speaker="sfx">squish!</line>
<line start="2415" end="2448" speaker="sfx">sucking</line>
<line start="2449" end="2532"><sfx>wonky music</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">gurgling</strongbad></line>
<line start="2533" end="2599" speaker="strongbad">All I remember after I closed my eyes, was that first, it got real loud,</line>
<line start="2600" end="2628" speaker="strongbad">then it got real hot,</line>
<line start="2629" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">then it got real slimy,</line>
<line start="2653" end="2671" speaker="strongbad">then it got quiet,</line>
<line start="2672" end="2686" speaker="strongbad">and then it got...</line>
<line start="2687" end="2711" speaker="strongbad">unspeakable.</line>
<line start="2712" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">And when I opened my eyes,</line>
<line start="2737" end="2757" speaker="strongbad">the pool was empty,</line>
<line start="2758" end="2786" speaker="strongbad">and three days had passed.</line>
<line start="2787" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">And Pom Pom still hasn't landed!</line>
<line start="2814" end="2921" speaker="sfx">space sound effects</line>
<line start="2922" end="2973" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>

<line start="2983" end="3030" speaker="bubs">Well, email 187 is in the can.</line>
<line start="3031" end="3066" speaker="coachz">1-8-7...? Oooohhh! Get down!</line>
<line start="3067" end="3089" speaker="bubs">What do you think you're doing?</line>
<line start="3090" end="3127" speaker="coachz">There's a 1-8-7! Break yourself, Bubs!</line>
<line start="3128" end="3152" speaker="bubs">I ought to break your face!</line>
<line start="3153" end="3215" speaker="coachz">I knew I shouldn't have flashed my brights at that hooptie full of gangsters!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User:The Commander IN COMMAND

2008-09-29T18:24:42Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* Contributions */ updated

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__NOTOC__
== Hi there ==
I am The Commander IN COMMAND, or, for short TCIC. I'm 20 years old (DOB: 7 January 1988) and I currently live in the Town of [[Wikipedia:Freiburg|Freiburg]].

My Username is based on the not-as-well-known-as-H*R webtoon [http://spacetree.com Space Tree The Space Tree IN SPACE], whose [http://stwiki.coramaximus.com/ Wiki] I often contribute to. One of their characters is called [http://stwiki.coramaximus.com/Commander The Commander] and that's where I got my Username.

I started watching [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] on a regular basis around January 2006, probably around Email [[highschool]]. I discovered the wiki a few days later, however, I created my wiki account over one year later on the 30 May 2007.

== Contributions ==
*[[Special:Contributions/The_Commander_IN_COMMAND|Complete List]]
*Most of the things I do is translating [[HRWiki:Subtitles|Subtitles]] from English into [[:Category:German Subtitles|German]]. So far, I've translated '''102 toons''':
<table width="78%" border=0>
<autocolumn cols="2" width="50%">
*[[Drive-Thru]] (anonymously, parts)
*[[sisters]] (anonymously)
*[[halloweener]] (anonymously)
*[[DNA Evidence]]
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[One Two, One Two]]
*[[Field Day Intro]]
*[[virus]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
*[[the paper]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Ever and More!]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let us give TANKS!]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*[[The System is Down]]
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*[[Quality Time]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[concert]]
*[[dragon]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[500 The Cheats]]
*[[Strongest Man in the World]]
*[[original]]
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[Happy Fireworks]]
*[[the process]]
*[[tape-leg]]
*[[brianrietta]]
*[[i love you]]
*[[pizza joint]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[butt IQ]]
*[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|The German Welcome Page]]
*[[web comics]]
*[[current status]]
*[[cheat talk]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[Jibblies 2 Teaser]]
*[[nightlife]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[homestar hair]]
*[[Intro]]
*[[Trogday 08]]
*[[licensed]]
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
*[[Play Date]]
*[[Somber Vacation]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
*[[Who Said What Now?]]
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]]
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
*[[The Interview]]
*[[website]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[i rule]]
*[[Homestar_Runner#Character_Video_Transcript|Homestar Runner's Character Video]]
*[[The_Cheat#Character_Video_Transcript|The Cheat's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Mad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Mad's Character Video]]
*[[Pom_Pom#Character_Video_Transcript|Pom Pom's Character Video]]
*[[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]]
*[[Coach_Z#Character_Video_Transcript|Coach Z's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Sad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Sad's Character Video]]
*[[Bubs#Character_Video_Transcript|Bubs' Character Video]]
*[[Marzipan#Character_Video_Transcript|Marzipan's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Bad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Bad's Character Video]]
*[[Main Page 25]]
*[[mile]]
*[[Labor Dabor]]
*[[being mean]]
*[[biz cas fri 1]]
*[[biz cas fri 2]]
*[[biz cas fri 3]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[duck pond]]
*[[404'd]]
*[[marzipan]]
*[[Page Load Error]]
*[[techno]]
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*[[email thunder#hremail49|unnamed hremail49]]
*[[email thunder]]
*[[Homestar and the Nice Present]]
*[[12:00]]
*[[Everybody Knows It]]
*[[Puppet Time]]
*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]]


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Subtitles:puppetween/de

2008-09-29T18:20:48Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: fixes

{{subtitles|Homestar vs. Little Girl 2}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="puppetween.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="40" sfx="yes">Musik</line>
<line start="40" end="60" sfx="yes">Geräusche</line>
<line start="60" end="88" speaker="homestar">Als was hast du dich verkleidet, kleines Mädchen?</line>
<line start="88" end="101" speaker="littlegirl">Ein Kürbis!</line>
<line start="101" end="115" speaker="homestar">Ein Kürbis?</line>
<line start="116" end="155" speaker="homestar">Was würdest du in dein Hexengebräu tun?</line>
<line start="155" end="173" speaker="littlegirl">Äh, Süßigkeiten!</line>
<line start="173" end="215" speaker="homestar">Süßigkeiten? Hey, was sind deine liebsten Halloweensüßigkeiten?</line>
<line start="215" end="235" speaker="littlegirl">Lutscher!</line>
<line start="235" end="255" speaker="homestar">Langtscher?</line>
<line start="255" end="268" speaker="littlegirl">Lutscher!</line>
<line start="268" end="303" speaker="homestar">Lutscher; was für Lutscher?</line>
<line start="303" end="327" speaker="littlegirl">Äh, Schokolade!</line>
<line start="327" end="349" speaker="homestar">Schokoladenlutscher?</line>
<line start="349" end="360" speaker="littlegirl">Magst du die?</line>
<line start="360" end="382" speaker="homestar">Ich hab noch nie welche gegessen!</line>
<line start="382" end="395" speaker="littlegirl">Magst du... die?</line>
<line start="395" end="428" speaker="homestar">Ich glaube, das ist wissenschaftlich gar nicht möglich.</line>
<line start="428" end="448" speaker="littlegirl">Lass uns Fangen spielen.</line>
<line start="448" end="482" speaker="homestar">Lass uns Fangen spielen, okay. Du musst mich fangen.</line>
<line start="483" end="514" speaker="littlegirl">Ich werde dich treten!</line>
<line start="514" end="522" speaker="homestar">Was?</line>
<line start="523" end="533"><homestar>Was?</homestar><sfx>tritt</sfx></line>
<line start="533" end="554" speaker="homestar">Oh, du willst mich treten?</line>
<line start="554" end="559"><homestar>Oh, du willst mich treten?</homestar><sfx>tritt daneben</sfx></line>
<line start="560" end="570" speaker="homestar">Das ist auch nicht erlaubt!</line>
<line start="572" end="579"><homestar>Das ist auch nicht erlaubt!</homestar><sfx>tritt daneben</sfx></line>
<line start="579" end="583"><homestar>Das ist auch nicht erlaubt!</homestar><littlegirl sfx="yes">schreit</littlegirl></line>
<line start="584" end="598" speaker="littlegirl">Schau mal, ein Kürbis!</line>
<line start="599" end="618" speaker="homestar">Schau dir mal diesen kleinen Kürbis an!</line>
<line start="619" end="629" speaker="littlegirl">Er ist klein.</line>
<line start="630" end="648" speaker="homestar">Da kannst du nichts reinschnitzen!</line>
<line start="649" end="687" speaker="littlegirl">DAAAAAAAAH!</line>
<line start="688" end="693"><sfx>boing</sfx></line>
<line start="693" end="704"><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="704" end="710"><homestar>Hey!</homestar></line>
<line start="710" end="713"><homestar>Hey!</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="713" end="720"><homestar>Hey, kleines Mädchen!</homestar></line>
<line start="720" end="726"><homestar>Hey, kleines Mädchen!</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>lacht</littlegirl></line>
<line start="728" end="738"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>lacht</littlegirl></line>
<line start="740" end="748"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>lacht</littlegirl></line>
<line start="750" end="754"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>lacht</littlegirl></line>
<line start="757" end="790" speaker="homestar">Was magst du lieber, Süßes oder Saures?</line>
<line start="820" end="828" speaker="littlegirl">Süßes.</line>
<line start="829" end="845" speaker="littlegirl">Gib mir 'nen Kuss.</line>
<line start="846" end="863"><sfx>Musik</sfx><homestar>Ja-ja!</homestar></line>
<line start="863" end="883"><sfx>Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="883" end="890"><sfx>Musik</sfx><homestar>Aah!</homestar></line>
<line start="890" end="893"><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:puppetween/de

2008-09-29T18:17:41Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: new subtitles

{{subtitles|Homestar vs. Little Girl 2}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="puppetween.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="40" sfx="yes">Musik</line>
<line start="40" end="60" sfx="yes">Geräusche</line>
<line start="60" end="88" speaker="homestar">Als was hast du dich verkleidet, kleines Mädchen?</line>
<line start="88" end="101" speaker="littlegirl">Ein Kürbis!</line>
<line start="101" end="115" speaker="homestar">Ein Kürbis?</line>
<line start="116" end="155" speaker="homestar">Was würdest du in dein Hexengebräu tun?</line>
<line start="155" end="173" speaker="littlegirl">Äh, Süßigkeiten!</line>
<line start="173" end="215" speaker="homestar">Süßigkeiten? Hey, was sind deine liebsten Halloweensüßigkeiten?</line>
<line start="215" end="235" speaker="littlegirl">Lutscher!</line>
<line start="235" end="255" speaker="homestar">Langtscher?</line>
<line start="255" end="268" speaker="littlegirl">Lutscher!</line>
<line start="268" end="303" speaker="homestar">Lutscher; was für Lutcher?</line>
<line start="303" end="327" speaker="littlegirl">Äh, Schokolade!</line>
<line start="327" end="349" speaker="homestar">Schokoladenlutscher?</line>
<line start="349" end="360" speaker="littlegirl">Magst du die?</line>
<line start="360" end="382" speaker="homestar">Ich hab noch nie welche gegessen!</line>
<line start="382" end="395" speaker="littlegirl">Magst du... die?</line>
<line start="395" end="428" speaker="homestar">Ich glaube, das ist wissenschaftlich gar nicht möglich.</line>
<line start="428" end="448" speaker="littlegirl">Lass uns Fangen spielen.</line>
<line start="448" end="482" speaker="homestar">Lass uns Fangen spielen, okay. Du musst mich fangen.</line>
<line start="483" end="514" speaker="littlegirl">Ich werde dich treten!</line>
<line start="514" end="522" speaker="homestar">Was?</line>
<line start="523" end="533"><homestar>Was?</homestar><sfx>tritt</sfx></line>
<line start="533" end="554" speaker="homestar">Oh, du willst mich treten?</line>
<line start="554" end="559"><homestar>Oh, du willst mich treten?</homestar><sfx>tritt daneben</sfx></line>
<line start="560" end="570" speaker="homestar">Das ist auch nicht erlaubt!</line>
<line start="572" end="579"><homestar>Das ist auch nicht erlaubt!</homestar><sfx>tritt daneben</sfx></line>
<line start="579" end="583"><homestar>Das ist auch nicht erlaubt!</homestar><littlegirl sfx="yes">schreit</littlegirl></line>
<line start="584" end="598" speaker="littlegirl">Schau mal, ein Kürbis!</line>
<line start="599" end="618" speaker="homestar">Schau dir mal diesen kleinen Kürbis an!</line>
<line start="619" end="629" speaker="littlegirl">Er ist klein.</line>
<line start="630" end="648" speaker="homestar">Da kannst du nichts reinschnitzen!</line>
<line start="649" end="687" speaker="littlegirl">DAAAAAAAAH!</line>
<line start="688" end="693"><sfx>boing</sfx></line>
<line start="693" end="704"><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="704" end="710"><homestar>Hey!</homestar></line>
<line start="710" end="713"><homestar>Hey!</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="713" end="720"><homestar>Hey, kleines Mädchen!</homestar></line>
<line start="720" end="726"><homestar>Hey, kleines Mädchen!</homestar><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>lacht</littlegirl></line>
<line start="728" end="738"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>lacht</littlegirl></line>
<line start="740" end="748"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>lacht</littlegirl></line>
<line start="750" end="754"><sfx>bang</sfx><littlegirl>lacht</littlegirl></line>
<line start="757" end="790" speaker="homestar">Was magst du lieber, Süßes oder Saures?</line>
<line start="820" end="828" speaker="littlegirl">Süßes.</line>
<line start="829" end="845" speaker="littlegirl">Gib mir 'nen Kuss.</line>
<line start="846" end="863"><sfx>Musik</sfx><homestar>ja-ja!</homestar></line>
<line start="863" end="883"><sfx>Musik</sfx></line>
<line start="883" end="890"><sfx>Musik</sfx><homestar>Aah!</homestar></line>
<line start="890" end="893"><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:dween puppet2/de

2008-09-29T18:02:17Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: fixes

{{subtitles|Homestar vs. Little Girl}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="dween_puppet2.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="34" end="66" speaker="homestar">Was willst du zu Dezemberween?</line>
<line start="67" end="88" speaker="littlegirl">Ich will... </line>
<line start="89" end="122" speaker="littlegirl">'nen Special!</line>
<line start="124" end="140" speaker="homestar">'ne Space Show?</line>
<line start="141" end="187" speaker="littlegirl">Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.</line>
<line start="188" end="232" speaker="homestar">Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.</line>
<line start="233" end="263" speaker="homestar">Hey, würdest du mir meine Mütze wieder richtig aufsetzen?</line>
<line start="264" end="287" speaker="littlegirl">Okay.</line>
<line start="288" end="339" speaker="homestar">Au. Au. Au. Au, meine Augen!</line>
<line start="340" end="350" speaker="littlegirl" volume="0.7">Das ist okay.</line>
<line start="351" end="377" speaker="homestar">Was hättest du gerne zu Dezemberween?</line>
<line start="378" end="402" speaker="littlegirl">DVD.</line>
<line start="403" end="424" speaker="homestar">DVD?</line>
<line start="425" end="456" speaker="littlegirl">Magst—magst du all diese DVDs?</line>
<line start="457" end="499" speaker="homestar">Ich mag jede DVD, die je gemacht wurde.</line>
<line start="501" end="530" speaker="littlegirl">Welche Art von DVDs magst du?</line>
<line start="531" end="571" speaker="homestar">Ich mag am liebsten... Space Show DVDs.</line>
<line start="572" end="615" speaker="littlegirl">Ich werde ganz, ganz viele Geschenke kriegen!</line>
<line start="616" end="663" speaker="homestar">Ganz viele Frühstücke. Was für Frühstück isst du gerne?</line>
<line start="664" end="692" speaker="littlegirl">Mit Marmelade und Erdnussbutter.</line>
<line start="693" end="731" speaker="homestar">Marmelade und Erdnussbutter. Marmelade und Erdnussbutter.</line>
<line start="732" end="750" speaker="homestar">Meine Mütze rutscht wieder runter.</line>
<line start="751" end="794" speaker="littlegirl">Das klingt lustig!</line>
<line start="795" end="830" speaker="homestar">Es klingt lustig, ist es aber nicht.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:dween puppet2/de

2008-09-29T18:00:18Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: new subtitles

{{subtitles|Homestar vs. Little Girl}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="dween_puppet2.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="34" end="66" speaker="homestar">Was willst du zu Dezemberween?</line>
<line start="67" end="88" speaker="littlegirl">Ich will... </line>
<line start="89" end="122" speaker="littlegirl">'nen Special!</line>
<line start="124" end="140" speaker="homestar">'ne Space Show?</line>
<line start="141" end="187" speaker="littlegirl">Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.</line>
<line start="188" end="232" speaker="homestar">Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.</line>
<line start="233" end="263" speaker="homestar">Hey, würdest du mir meine Mütze wieder richtig aufsetzen?</line>
<line start="264" end="287" speaker="littlegirl">Okay.</line>
<line start="288" end="339" speaker="homestar">Au. Au. Au. Au, meine Augen!</line>
<line start="340" end="350" speaker="littlegirl" volume="0.7">Das ist okay.</line>
<line start="351" end="377" speaker="homestar">Was hättest du gerne zu Dezemberween?</line>
<line start="378" end="402" speaker="littlegirl">DVD.</line>
<line start="403" end="424" speaker="homestar">DVD?</line>
<line start="425" end="456" speaker="littlegirl">Magst—magst du all diese DVDs?</line>
<line start="457" end="499" speaker="homestar">Ich mag jede DVD, die je gemacht wurde.</line>
<line start="501" end="530" speaker="littlegirl">Welche Art von DVDs magst du?</line>
<line start="531" end="571" speaker="homestar">Ich mag am liebsten... Space Show DVDs.</line>
<line start="572" end="615" speaker="littlegirl">Ich werde ganz, ganz viele Geschenke kriegen!</line>
<line start="616" end="663" speaker="homestar">Ganz viele Frühstücke. Was für Frühstück isst du gerne?</line>
<line start="664" end="692" speaker="littlegirl">Mit Marmelade und Erdnussbutter.</line>
<line start="693" end="731" speaker="homestar">Marmelade und Erdnussbutter.Marmelade und Erdnussbutter.</line>
<line start="732" end="750" speaker="homestar">Mein Hut rutscht wieder runter.</line>
<line start="751" end="794" speaker="littlegirl">Das klingt lustig!</line>
<line start="795" end="830" speaker="homestar">Es klingt lustig, ist es aber nicht.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:puppettime/de

2008-09-29T15:20:45Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: new subtitles

{{subtitles|Puppet Time}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="puppettime.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="11" end="63" speaker="sfx">Musik</line>
<line start="74" end="95" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad? </line>
<line start="96" end="147" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, ich hab dir deine Videokassette mit alten Mister Wizard-Folgen zurückgebracht! </line>
<line start="148" end="170" speaker="homestar">Okay, ich lass sie einfach hier auf dem Boden liegen.</line>
<line start="171" end="176" speaker="sfx">krach</line>
<line start="176" end="194" speaker="homestar">Ein Zettel!</line>
<line start="206" end="219" speaker="homestar">Ein Zettel!</line>
<line start="220" end="279" speaker="homestar">'Wahrscheinlich irgendwo beim Grillen...mit vielen Frauen! SB.'</line>
<line start="280" end="311" speaker="homestar">Oh, wirklich?</line>
<line start="320" end="398" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad! Ich leihe mir diese Milch für eine unbestimmte Zeit!</line>
<line start="410" end="467" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad! Ich leihe mir diese Reinigungssachen hier!</line>
<line start="473" end="496" speaker="homestar">Und ich nehme die Gitarre!</line>
<line start="497" end="533" speaker="homestar">Den Fernseher!</line>
<line start="553" end="572" speaker="homestar">Phew!</line>
<line start="573" end="584" speaker="homestar">Hey Strong Bad-</line>
<line start="585" end="594"><homestar>Oh!</homestar> <thecheat>Ausruf</thecheat></line>
<line start="595" end="613" speaker="homestar">The Cheat!</line>
<line start="614" end="619" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="620" end="670" speaker="homestar">Ich habe nur, äh, nichts gemacht mit... nichts, was Strong Bad gehört.</line>
<line start="671" end="692" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="693" end="705" speaker="homestar">Oh, du auch, hm?</line>
<line start="706" end="715" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="716" end="804" speaker="homestar">Cool, äh, ich werde jetzt... wegrennen... schnell.</line>
<line start="805" end="811" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="841" end="853" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:puppets/de

2008-09-29T15:07:03Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: new subtitles

{{subtitles|Everybody Knows It}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="puppets.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="1" end="35"><text>Jeder weiß es.</text><text>hergestellt mir modernster 'PUPPETRON'(TM)-Technologie</text></line>
<line start="40" end="56" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="58" end="67" speaker="homestar">Oh, ja?</line>
<line start="67" end="86" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="88" end="107" speaker="homestar">Und du trainierst zweimal am Tag?</line>
<line start="107" end="115" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="115" end="150" speaker="homestar">Oh, okay. Drück "Play" auf dem Ghettoblaster.</line>
<line start="157" end="180" speaker="sfx">Musik beginnt</line>
<line start="197" end="218" speaker="homestar">Jeder weiß es.</line>
<line start="228" end="249" speaker="homestar">Jeder weiß es.</line>
<line start="258" end="283" speaker="homestar">Jeder weiß, es ist wahr.</line>
<line start="312" end="322" speaker="homestar">Oh, ja.</line>
<line start="340" end="365" speaker="homestar">Mach es so gut, wie du nur kannst.</line>
<line start="380" end="405" speaker="homestar">Und trainiere zweimal am Tag.</line>
<line start="430" end="461" speaker="homestar">Frag mich nicht, warum ich das gesagt habe.</line>
<line start="489" end="511" speaker="homestar">Weil ich es schon vergessen habe.</line>
<line start="570" end="590" speaker="sfx">Musik endet</line>
<line start="590" end="615" speaker="homestar">Danke, The Cheat! Das war klasse!</line>
<line start="615" end="625" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="626" end="673" speaker="homestar">Dann denke ich, dass du jetzt weiter Hundefutter in meine Schuhe tun wirst, nicht?</line>
<line start="673" end="689" speaker="thecheat">zustimmende The Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="692" end="710" speaker="homestar">Okay. Bis später!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail33/de

2008-09-26T17:35:00Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: new subtitles

{{subtitles|gimmicks}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="56" speaker="strongbad">Supertoll, supertoll... Lest eure Emails!</line>
<line start="60" end="135" speaker="strongbad">Libbedy... "Lieber Strong Bad, kannst du dich noch an damals erinnern, als du Emails beantwortet hast und lustig warst ohne irgendwelche Spezialeffekte einzusetzen?"</line>
<line start="137" end="203" speaker="strongbad">"Ich kann es und ich vermisse diese Zeit. Mit beschissenen Grüßen, Mike W, Everett Mah."</line>
<line start="214" end="265" speaker="strongbad">Jep. ich kann mich an diese Zeiten erinnern, Mike. Das waren gute Zeiten...</line>
<line start="274" end="290" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">schnief</line>
<line start="290" end="305" speaker="strongbad">...gute Zeiten.</line>
<line start="325" end="334"><sfx>Computer schaltet sich aus</sfx></line>
<line start="335" end="353"><sfx>Computer schaltet sich aus</sfx><strongbad volume="0.9">Was zur... Kacke?</strongbad></line>
<line start="354" end="372"><sfx>Kurzschluss</sfx><strongbad>Whoa! Wahas?</strongbad></line>
<line start="374" end="395">
<sfx volume="1.5">Explosion</sfx>
<strongbad sfx="sfx" volume="1.3">schreit</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="396" end="401" speaker="sfx" volume="1.5">KRACH!</line>
<line start="421" end="454" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9" sfx="sfx">stöhnt</line>
<line start="455" end="492" speaker="strongsad">Oh,meine Güte! Bist du in Ordnung?</line>
<line start="500" end="538" speaker="strongbad">Was, ja, nein, mir gehts gut. Nichts passiert, mir gehts gut.</line>
<line start="540" end="573" speaker="strongsad">Ist dein schrecklicher Computer explodiert?</line>
<line start="580" end="637" speaker="strongbad">Nein, halts Maul! Außerdem, könntest du mir neunhundert Dollar leihen?</line>
<line start="642" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Ich hoffe mal, die sind für einen neuen Computer.</line>
<line start="675" end="734" speaker="strongsad">Einen alten wie deinen bekommt man auf dem Flohmarkt für so... fünfzehn Dollar.</line>
<line start="735" end="788" speaker="strongbad">Ich sagte, halts Maul! Ich möchte den alten Computer.</line>
<line start="807" end="845" speaker="strongsad">Ich hoffe, dass ein Teil des Gelds für ein neues Poster für mich ist.</line>
<line start="860" end="886" speaker="strongsad">Das scheint dir ja nicht so viel auszumachen.</line>
<line start="918" end="930" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

the cheat head explodes

2008-09-25T22:22:15Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: redirect to The Cheat's Head Exploding

#REDIRECT [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]

Subtitles:sbemail30/de

2008-09-25T17:47:51Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: new subtitles

{{subtitles|12:00}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="49" speaker="strongbad">Ich nehme Strong Bad Emails, in der Tausender-Kategorie, bitte.</line>
<line start="49" end="102" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad, die Anzeige meines Videorekorders zeigt immer nur zwölf Uhr an."</line>
<line start="103" end="165" speaker="strongbad">"Hast du eine Vorschlag, wie ich das ändern könnte? Dankesehr, Cory Dewey-Smith"</line>
<line start="172" end="243" speaker="strongbad">Ich hatte das selbe Problem, Dewey-Smith. Also habe ich einen Experten gefragt, der das für mich erledigt.</line>
<line start="243" end="284" speaker="strongbad">Lass uns mal schauen, wie weit er dawmit... äh damit ist.</line>
<line start="313" end="333" speaker="strongbad">Also, Bubs, wie läufts?</line>
<line start="342" end="377" speaker="bubs">Oh, hallo, Strong Bad. Ich denke, ich bin fast fertig.</line>
<line start="378" end="412" speaker="bubs">Ich habe eine Weile gebraucht, um rauszufinden, was zu tun ist.</line>
<line start="416" end="452" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Dann habe ich diesen Wecker auf deinen Videorekorder geklebt.</line>
<line start="461" end="491" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Einen Wecker auf den Videorekorder kleben...</line>
<line start="491" end="526" speaker="strongbad">Auf die Idee wäre ich nie gekommen!</line>
<line start="526" end="568" speaker="strongbad">Aber da hängen ja ein paar Haare an dem Klebeband.</line>
<line start="568" end="584" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sind die absichtlich da?</line>
<line start="584" end="624" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Äh... nein! Das sind Reste meiner ersten Idee,</line>
<line start="624" end="653" speaker="bubs">welche war, The Cheat auf deinen Videorekorder zu kleben.</line>
<line start="663" end="679" speaker="bubs">Er war davon weniger begeistert.</line>
<line start="680" end="736" speaker="strongbad">Oh, das hätte ich dir auch so sagen können, Mann. Gut, egal, danke für deine Hilfe, Bubs.</line>
<line start="737" end="776" speaker="strongbad">Und danke dir, Cory... Dewey-Smith!</line>
<line start="781" end="848" speaker="strongbad">Also... bis nächste Woche, wenn wir Uhren an alle möglichen Sachen kleben werden.</line>
<line start="858" end="870" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:dween puppet1/de

2008-09-25T14:42:51Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: new subtitles

{{subtitles|Homestar and the Nice Present}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="dween_puppet1.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="34" end="54" speaker="homestar">Oh wow, ein Geschenk!</line>
<line start="56" end="103" speaker="sfx">aufreißen</line>
<line start="106" end="113" speaker="homestar">Oh.</line>
<line start="114" end="133" speaker="homestar">EIn kleiner Weihnachtsmann.</line>
<line start="134" end="154" speaker="homestar">Buuuh!!</line>
<line start="155" end="181" speaker="homestar">Was für ein Oberhammer.</line>
<line start="182" end="205" speaker="homestar">Ist das ein Spaß.</line>
<line start="207" end="253" speaker="homestar">O! Ha! O ha hey!</line>
<line start="255" end="276" speaker="homestar">Ahh...</line>
<line start="277" end="291" speaker="homestar">Hole Spaß!</line>
<line start="292" end="309" speaker="homestar">Hey, willst du ein Wettrennen machen? </line>
<line start="310" end="329" speaker="homestar">Fertig... Los!</line>
<line start="350" end="405" speaker="homestar">...dann hat Marzipan gesagt, ich laufe vor meinen Problemen weg.</line>
<line start="406" end="437" speaker="homestar">Wie schnell der läuft.</line>
<line start="438" end="465" speaker="homestar">Du rennst hier wirklich schnell entlang, Weihnachtsmann.</line>
<line start="466" end="489" speaker="homestar">Weißt du, wie man damit umgehen sollte?</line>
<line start="490" end="510" speaker="sfx">elektrische Geräusche</line>
<line start="533" end="551" speaker="homestar">Weihnachtsmann? </line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail150/de

2008-09-25T01:25:24Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: several fixes

{{subtitles|alternate universe}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript language="de" file="sbemail150.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="17" end="80"><sfx>Gitarrenmusik</sfx><strongbad>Ich lief auf Wolken und schnippte Regenbogen weg...</strongbad></line>
<line start="81" end="150"><sfx>Gitarrenmusik</sfx><strongbad>...auf den Flügeln einer Emaiiiiiiiill!</strongbad></line>
<line start="172" end="182" speaker="strongbad">Danke, Mann.</line>
<line start="183" end="198" speaker="strongsad">Kein Problem, Bob.</line>
<line start="212" end="247" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Strong Bad, hab ein paar Fragezeichen für dich:"</line>
<line start="248" end="288" speaker="strongbad">"Nummer eins. Was würdest du mit hundert Millionen Dollar machen?"</line>
<line start="289" end="355" speaker="strongbad">"Nummer zwei. Was würdest du tun, wenn du dich plötzlich irgendwie in einem anderen Universum wiederfinden würdest?"</line>
<line start="356" end="384" speaker="strongbad">"Jody (kein Mädchen) aus Texas"</line>
<line start="387" end="419" speaker="strongbad">Du weißt, du könntest das "(kein Mädchen)" weglassen,</line>
<line start="420" end="463" speaker="strongbad">wenn du es mit etwas hartem und coolem und coolem und hartem ersetzen würdest.</line>
<line start="467" end="530" speaker="strongbad">Wie (Bulldozer). Jody (Bulldozer). Keiner würde dich dann für ein Mädchen halten.</line>
<line start="534" end="596" speaker="strongbad">Gut, Frau Dozer, du hast Fragezeichen Nummer eins mit Fragezeichen Nummer zwei so ziemlich beantwortet.</line>
<line start="597" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Weil hundert Millionen Dollar ist genau die Summe, die The Cheat für unser Portal in ein anderes Universum ausgegeben hat</line>
<line start="658" end="671" speaker="strongbad">Nicht wahr, The Cheat?</line>
<line start="672" end="691" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="692" end="726" speaker="strongbad">Was? Das Teil hat uns nur vierzehn Dollar gekostet?</line>
<line start="727" end="732" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="733" end="786" speaker="strongbad">Egal, das sind hundert Millionen Dollar in... Hundejahren, nicht?</line>
<line start="787" end="794" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="795" end="824" speaker="strongbad">Okay. Schalt dem Mixer an!</line>
<line start="861" end="908" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho! Ein wirbelndes Photoshopwunder!</line>
<line start="909" end="956" speaker="strongbad">Ich wette, dieses Teil könnte einige echte Cacadämonen freilassen.</line>
<line start="957" end="986" speaker="strongbad">Also... wie jetzt? Ich- ich soll da einfach reinspringen?</line>
<line start="987" end="998" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="999" end="1024" speaker="strongbad">Ohbee Kaybee! Hopp!</line>
<line start="1044" end="1064" speaker="announcer">In einem Haus...</line>
<line start="1078" end="1094" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Wo bin ich?</line>
<line start="1100" end="1142" speaker="strongbadman">STINY! Wir haben Besuch aus einem anderen Universum!</line>
<line start="1144" end="1189" speaker="strongbad">Es ist Strong Badman! Und seine gutgezeichneten Muskeln!</line>
<line start="1193" end="1249" speaker="strongbad">Aber... warum sind wir in dieser dummen Wohnung anstatt in einem geheimen, unterirdischem Versteck...</line>
<line start="1250" end="1275" speaker="strongbad">...voll mit geheimen, unterirdischen Spezialgeräten?</line>
<line start="1277" end="1316" speaker="strongbadman">Weil, schlichter Sterblicher... dieser Wohnraum...</line>
<line start="1317" end="1362"><strongbadman>...zwangsbewirtschaftet wird!</strongbadman> <sfx>Donnern</sfx></line>
<line start="1363" end="1389" speaker="strongbadman">Und... das Wasser in der Miete enthalten ist.</line>
<line start="1395" end="1418" speaker="strongbad">Ist das der Grund, warum all deine Wasserhähne laufen?</line>
<line start="1421" end="1483" speaker="strongbadman">Mu-hu-ha-ha-hah! Diese Trottel im Wasserwerk werden niemals herausfinden, was das war!</line>
<line start="1486" end="1528" speaker="strongbad">Also, das ist dein böser Plan? Wasser zu verschwenden?</line>
<line start="1530" end="1554" speaker="strongbadman">Und nicht dafür zu bezahlen!</line>
<line start="1558" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">Ich muss dir sagen, Strong Badman... dieser Teil deines Comics ist ziemlich langweilig.</line>
<line start="1608" end="1644" speaker="strongbad">Ich schau mal, was unten auf der Seite passiert. Hopp!</line>
<line start="1660" end="1684" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Jetzt gehts aber los!</line>
<line start="1686" end="1702" speaker="strongbadman">Du hast recht!</line>
<line start="1704" end="1713" speaker="strongbad">Wa?</line>
<line start="1714" end="1768" speaker="strongbadman">Wir haben jetzt einen erweiten Kabelanschluss... geklaut von meinem Nachbarn!</line>
<line start="1773" end="1839" speaker="strongbad">Wer schreibt diese Folge? Diese Genies, die Hulkine gemacht habe? The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1841" end="1871" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Etwas mehr frappé mixen, bitte.</line>
<line start="1872" end="1881" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="1902" end="1931" speaker="strongbadman">STINY! Hör nicht auf, die Toilette zu spülen!</line>
<line start="1935" end="2003" speaker="oldstrongbad">Ja, und für meinen nächsten Zaubertrick, werde ich nichts erscheinen lassen!</line>
<line start="2009" end="2030"><strongbad>Oh. H-hey.</strongbad> <sfx>Menge buht</sfx></line>
<line start="2031" end="2086"><oldstrongbad>Du leuchtend-gefärbter Idiot! Du hast meine Show ruiniert!</oldstrongbad> <sfx>Menge buht</sfx></line>
<line start="2090" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ah! Der Schatten grauer Tomaten!</line>
<line start="2146" end="2176" speaker="strongbad">Wie gehts dir, mein riesiger vektorisierter Bruder?</line>
<line start="2177" end="2193" speaker="vectorsb">Hallote.</line>
<line start="2194" end="2230" speaker="strongbad">Also, äh... was machst du hier so?</line>
<line start="2231" end="2251" speaker="vectorsb">Ich lasse Sachen axplodieren.</line>
<line start="2252" end="2267" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, das ist cool.</line>
<line start="2268" end="2298" speaker="stinkoman">Hey, ihr. Wie sind die Herausforderungen?</line>
<line start="2299" end="2318" speaker="vectorsb">Um was bitten Sie, mein Doge?</line>
<line start="2319" end="2338" speaker="strongbad">Woah, ihr zwei kennt such?</line>
<line start="2339" end="2385" speaker="stinkoman">Oh, ganz sicher! Er ist mein Übungsimulator!</line>
<line start="2388" end="2399" speaker="stinkoman">Schau mal her!</line>
<line start="2400" end="2454">
<strongbad volume="0.8">Hepp</strongbad>
<stinkoman volume="0.8">Hepp</stinkoman>
</line>
<line start="2458" end="2479" speaker="stinkoman">Gute Arbeit, Großnase!</line>
<line start="2480" end="2491" speaker="strongbad">Großnase?</line>
<line start="2492" end="2502" speaker="stinkoman">Deine Nase!</line>
<line start="2504" end="2519" speaker="vectorsb">Level 2.</line>
<line start="2522" end="2534"><strongbad>Ohoh!</strongbad> <stinkoman>Ohoh!</stinkoman></line>
<line start="2563" end="2615" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Und so nahmen beide Strong Bads am "Grabt euch mit euren Ohren nach China"-Wettbewerb teil.</line>
<line start="2619" end="2686" speaker="strongbad">Das ist vielleicht... der zweit oder drittschlechteste Wettbewerb, von dem ich je gehört habe.</line>
<line start="2693" end="2707" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Der Wettbewerb fing an!</line>
<line start="2708" end="2740" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Und der kleinhändige Strong Bad rieb seinen Kopf am Boden...</line>
<line start="2741" end="2775" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">während unser Held der Moderne sich ausruhte.</line>
<line start="2777" end="2813"><bookstrongbad>Ich bin auf etwas gestoßen!</bookstrongbad> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">sagte K.H.S.B.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2814" end="2848" speaker="bookstrongbad">Ein riesiges Glas mit kaltem Malzbier!</line>
<line start="2849" end="2915" speaker="oldstrongbad">Sackzement! Ein malzgefülltest Schwimmbecken! Der letzte im Wasser ist ein Freimaurer!</line>
<line start="2919" end="2935" speaker="oldstrongbad">Hopp!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2970" speaker="keyboard">Musik</line>
<line start="3112" end="3130" speaker="teenagestrongbad">Streifenhosen.</line>
<line start="3145" end="3192" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Kühl mal den "Schmelzen" Knopf ab, Mann!</line>
<line start="3196" end="3242" speaker="homestar">Ich versuch hier, mit ein echtes Fruchshake zu machen.</line>
<line start="3244" end="3272" speaker="homestar">Hat einer von euch Bienenpollen?</line>
<line start="3285" end="3333" speaker="strongbad">Homestar! Hör auf, an meinem Portal in ein anderes Universum rumzuspielen!</line>
<line start="3334" end="3397" speaker="homestar">Ich versuche, ein paar Elektrolyten wiederaufzuarbeiten, wenn du nichts dagegen hast.</line>
<line start="3416" end="3487" speaker="strongbad">Wow. Schaut euch nur mal all diese Strong Bad-bezogenen Gesichter an. Was für eine Starbesetzung!</line>
<line start="3491" end="3539" speaker="strongbad">Was sagt ihr dazu: Wir bilden eine Supergruppe und nehmen einen Nummer Eins Hit auf!</line>
<line start="3540" end="3571"><all sfx="sfx">stöhnen</all> <stinkoman>Von mir aus...</stinkoman><oldstrongbad>Wenn wir müssen...</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="3573" end="3659" speaker="strongbad">Es ist eine verrückte Welt der Emails in dieser verrückten Welt.</line>
<line start="3662" end="3700" speaker="strongbad">Ich lese sie, ich lese sie....</line>
<line start="3701" end="3744" speaker="stinkoman">Ich hoffe sie ist von einem Määääädchen!</line>
<line start="3745" end="3825" speaker="all">Lass die letzte Email für Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="3826" end="3868" speaker="cardgage">Lass die kleinen Kinder los.</line>
<line start="3869" end="3905" speaker="vectorsb">Ich hoffe, sie sind nicht axplodiert.</line>
<line start="3913" end="3957" speaker="all">Lass die letzte Email für Strong Bad...</line>
<line start="3958" end="4000" speaker="oldstrongbad">Lass die letzte Email für Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="4001" end="4043" speaker="hudge">Lass die letzte Email für miiiiiiiich...</line>
<line start="4044" end="4083"><hudge>Lass die letzte Email für miiiiiiiich</hudge><strongbadman>Lass die letzte Email!</strongbadman></line>
<line start="4084" end="4117" speaker="strongbad">All meine Strong Bad Doppelgänger stehen für.</line>
<line start="4128" end="4170" speaker="strongbad">die hundertfünfzigste Email! Zweitausendfünf.</line>
<line start="4181" end="4195" speaker="strongbad">Ich-ich meine sechs.</line>
<line start="4335" end="4354" speaker="homestar">(verzerrte Stimme) Coach Z,</line>
<line start="4360" end="4409" speaker="homestar">(verzerrte Stimme) Wenn die diese Augenbirne</line>
<line start="4409" end="4445" speaker="homestar">(verzerrte Stimme) nicht essen willst...</line>
<line start="4445" end="4480"><homestar sfx="sfx">ahem</homestar><homestar>(normale Stimme) schlage ich vor, du gibst sie jemandem, der sie isst.</homestar></line>
<line start="4485" end="4515" speaker="coachz">Ich weiß nicht, was hier passiert, Homestar,</line>
<line start="4515" end="4565" speaker="coachz">aber ich bin nicht frei genug, um zu erklären, was ich gerade in meine Hose gemacht habe!</line>
<line start="4588" end="4650" speaker="strongbad">Wow, ein Angelausflug mit Senor Cardgage! Mein Leben ist erfüllt.</line>
<line start="4652" end="4691" speaker="cardgage">Alonzo Morgen, Myrtlebeth.</line>
<line start="4691" end="4722" speaker="cardgage">Sag hallo zu meinem Takelkasten.</line>
<line start="4725" end="4767" speaker="strongbad">Hallo, Takelkasten. Ich bin ein großer Fan von dir.</line>
<line start="4770" end="4816" speaker="cardgage">Also. wenn du nur hier auf der gepunkteten Linie unterschreiben würdest,</line>
<line start="4816" end="4844" speaker="cardgage">wäre die Adaption abgeschlossen.</line>
<line start="4846" end="4866" speaker="strongbad">Du willst mich adoptieren?</line>
<line start="4888" end="4903" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, Mann!</line>
</transcript></pre>

Subtitles talk:sbemailtwohundred/en

2008-09-24T22:44:41Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* The Poopsmith Speaketh */

== The Poopsmith Speaketh ==

What should we do about the Poopsmith? I agree that we should not give away the surprise. However, none of the solutions that have been used and reverted are perfect. I still think that [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/en&curid=44454&diff=591678&oldid=591677&rcid=549875 this] is so far the best solution, but it will not work for all users. Some people will be able to see the name of the speaker, even if it's not tagged as a voiceover. Having names only shown for voiceovers is an option set by default. But completely deaf people will probably choose names over colours. However, using something like "leadsinger" first and then "poopsmith" will confuse these users as well. They will not see that it's the same person singing. Does anybody have an idea how to solve this? (And obviously, please post here before applying the changes directly to the subtitles){{User:Loafing/sig}} 11:17, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:I wasn't aware that there was a setting to show the name regardless of voiceover or not. That IS a conundrum... Is there a way to make it the poopsmith's color without it being tied to the poopsmith until that point? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 11:22, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::Hmmm, colours are also an option set by default :-p And there are so many colours, I doubt that the poopsmith's colour is distinctive enough.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 11:25, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Let me rephrase: Is there a way to have it act exactly like the poopsmith is talking for the first 3 lines, aside from it actually SAYING "The Poopsmith"? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 11:28, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::::With all the different options the AIO gives, the closest thing I can think of (that'd work near-universally) is to make one at [[Subtitles:Characters]] with the Poopsmith's color but a generic name, then switch to the normal poopsmith tag when it's revealed to be him. If someone's used enough to the 'smith's color to notice that's him (from his two "speaking" roles; or notice it's a similar color to his whatsit), then oh well. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 19:40, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::It seems... wasteful.... to add an entry to the characters file just for one thing... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:33, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::Not wasteful. A small addition which is worthwhile in this instance. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:01, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:I suggest just using "singer" even on the shot of ole Poopy. That way it's consistent and there's no confusion. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:05, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
::I second that. Also, Strong Bad explicitly mentions The Poopsmith's vow of silence in the next lines, so there is no way one can miss that joke, even if the subtitles only say 'singer'. {{User:The Commander IN COMMAND/sig}} 22:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC) (PS: I already put it that way in the German translation)

== The band Limozeen ==

Is there any way to get that part subtitled also? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:15, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
:Since it's a flash video inside a separate SWF, like the Puppet Stuff, the only way I can think of is to do it like the Puppet Stuff (e.g. [[Subtitles:bizcasfri1/en|Biz Cas Fri's subs]]; you'd have to view the mirror for the Limozeen part to see the subs), but since I can't use the all-in-one there (plus I've never sub'd real-life stuff before), I'd rather not bother with that...you can do it if you like. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]][[User_talk:Mini-Geek|t]] [[Special:Contributions/Mini-Geek|c]] 19:35, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

== Glitch, or n00b? ==

This is the first time I've ever done any subtitling for a toon, so I don't know everything (although I know the basics). I want to know if this is normal: Whenever I edit the script to change a little something on the subtitles, then watch the toon, it doesn't have the change! Example: All of yesterday, when I was doing it, it wouldn't apply my changes. It just had ((drumroll)) at the start. I blamed the <nowiki>{{transcriptinprogress}}</nowiki> template for the time being, but I just barely made an edit, and it still doesn't work! I did a reload and a hard reload, and the change still didn't take place! Is this normal? How can I fix it? {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

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2008-09-24T22:29:22Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* Contributions */ typo

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== Hi there ==
I am The Commander IN COMMAND, or, for short TCIC. I'm 20 years old (DOB: 7 January 1988) and I currently live in the Town of [[Wikipedia:Freiburg|Freiburg]].

My Username is based on the not-as-well-known-as-H*R webtoon [http://spacetree.com Space Tree The Space Tree IN SPACE], whose [http://stwiki.coramaximus.com/ Wiki] I often contribute to. One of their characters is called [http://stwiki.coramaximus.com/Commander The Commander] and that's where I got my Username.

I started watching [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] on a regular basis around January 2006, probably around Email [[highschool]]. I discovered the wiki a few days later, however, I created my wiki account over one year later on the 30 May 2007.

== Contributions ==
*[[Special:Contributions/The_Commander_IN_COMMAND|Complete List]]
*Most of the things I do is translating [[HRWiki:Subtitles|Subtitles]] from English into [[:Category:German Subtitles|German]]. So far, I've translated '''96 toons''':
<table width="78%" border=0>
<autocolumn cols="2" width="50%">
*[[Drive-Thru]] (anonymously, parts)
*[[sisters]] (anonymously)
*[[halloweener]] (anonymously)
*[[DNA Evidence]]
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[One Two, One Two]]
*[[Field Day Intro]]
*[[virus]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
*[[the paper]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Ever and More!]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let us give TANKS!]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*[[The System is Down]]
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*[[Quality Time]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[concert]]
*[[dragon]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[500 The Cheats]]
*[[Strongest Man in the World]]
*[[original]]
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[Happy Fireworks]]
*[[the process]]
*[[tape-leg]]
*[[brianrietta]]
*[[i love you]]
*[[pizza joint]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[butt IQ]]
*[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|The German Welcome Page]]
*[[web comics]]
*[[current status]]
*[[cheat talk]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[Jibblies 2 Teaser]]
*[[nightlife]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[homestar hair]]
*[[Intro]]
*[[Trogday 08]]
*[[licensed]]
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
*[[Play Date]]
*[[Somber Vacation]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
*[[Who Said What Now?]]
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]]
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
*[[The Interview]]
*[[website]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[i rule]]
*[[Homestar_Runner#Character_Video_Transcript|Homestar Runner's Character Video]]
*[[The_Cheat#Character_Video_Transcript|The Cheat's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Mad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Mad's Character Video]]
*[[Pom_Pom#Character_Video_Transcript|Pom Pom's Character Video]]
*[[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]]
*[[Coach_Z#Character_Video_Transcript|Coach Z's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Sad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Sad's Character Video]]
*[[Bubs#Character_Video_Transcript|Bubs' Character Video]]
*[[Marzipan#Character_Video_Transcript|Marzipan's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Bad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Bad's Character Video]]
*[[Main Page 25]]
*[[mile]]
*[[Labor Dabor]]
*[[being mean]]
*[[biz cas fri 1]]
*[[biz cas fri 2]]
*[[biz cas fri 3]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[duck pond]]
*[[404'd]]
*[[marzipan]]
*[[Page Load Error]]
*[[techno]]
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*[[email thunder#hremail49|unnamed hremail49]]
*[[email thunder]]


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User:The Commander IN COMMAND

2008-09-24T22:28:32Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: /* Contributions */ updated

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== Hi there ==
I am The Commander IN COMMAND, or, for short TCIC. I'm 20 years old (DOB: 7 January 1988) and I currently live in the Town of [[Wikipedia:Freiburg|Freiburg]].

My Username is based on the not-as-well-known-as-H*R webtoon [http://spacetree.com Space Tree The Space Tree IN SPACE], whose [http://stwiki.coramaximus.com/ Wiki] I often contribute to. One of their characters is called [http://stwiki.coramaximus.com/Commander The Commander] and that's where I got my Username.

I started watching [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] on a regular basis around January 2006, probably around Email [[highschool]]. I discovered the wiki a few days later, however, I created my wiki account over one year later on the 30 May 2007.

== Contributions ==
*[[Special:Contributions/The_Commander_IN_COMMAND|Complete List]]
*Most of the things I do is translating [[HRWiki:Subtitles|Subtitles]] from English into [[:Category:German Subtitles|German]]. So far, I've translated '''96 toons''':
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<autocolumn cols="2" width="50%">
*[[Drive-Thru]] (anonymously, parts)
*[[sisters]] (anonymously)
*[[halloweener]] (anonymously)
*[[DNA Evidence]]
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[One Two, One Two]]
*[[Field Day Intro]]
*[[virus]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
*[[the paper]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
*[[Shopping for Danger]]
*[[Ever and More!]]
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]]
*[[Let us give TANKS!]]
*[[alternate universe]]
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*[[The System is Down]]
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*[[Quality Time]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[concert]]
*[[dragon]]
*[[hygiene]]
*[[500 The Cheats]]
*[[Strongest Man in the World]]
*[[original]]
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[Happy Fireworks]]
*[[the process]]
*[[tape-leg]]
*[[brianrietta]]
*[[i love you]]
*[[pizza joint]]
*[[slumber party]]
*[[butt IQ]]
*[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|The German Welcome Page]]
*[[web comics]]
*[[current status]]
*[[cheat talk]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[Jibblies 2 Teaser]]
*[[nightlife]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[homestar hair]]
*[[Intro]]
*[[Trogday 08]]
*[[licensed]]
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
*[[Play Date]]
*[[Somber Vacation]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
*[[Who Said What Now?]]
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]]
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
*[[The Interview]]
*[[website]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[trevor the vampire]]
*[[i rule]]
*[[Homestar_Runner#Character_Video_Transcript|Homestar Runner's Character Video]]
*[[The_Cheat#Character_Video_Transcript|The Cheat's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Mad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Mad's Character Video]]
*[[Pom_Pom#Character_Video_Transcript|Pom Pom's Character Video]]
*[[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]]
*[[Coach_Z#Character_Video_Transcript|Coach Z's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Sad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Sad's Character Video]]
*[[Bubs#Character_Video_Transcript|Bubs' Character Video]]
*[[Marzipan#Character_Video_Transcript|Marzipan's Character Video]]
*[[Strong_Bad#Character_Video_Transcript|Strong Bad's Character Video]]
*[[Main Page 25]]
*[[mile]]
*[[Labor Dabor]]
*[[being mean]]
*[[biz cas fri 1]]
*[[biz cas fri 2]]
*[[biz cas fri 3]]
*[[flag day]]
*[[duck pond]]
*[[404'd]]
*[[marzipan]]
*[[Page Load Error]]
*[[techno]]
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*[[email thunder#hremail49|unnamend hremail49]]
*[[email thunder]]


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Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/de

2008-09-24T22:24:08Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: fixes

{{subtitles|email thunder}}
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<line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">Trommelwirbel</line>
<line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">Fanfare</line>
<line start="132" end="166">
<sfx>Fanfare</sfx>
<thecheat>spielt Flöte</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="167" end="219" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Zweihundert SBEmails,</line>
<line start="220" end="287" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Erstaunlich nur daran zu denken.</line>
<line start="288" end="355" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Wie sehn wir zweihundert SBEmails?</line>
<line start="356" end="414" speaker="singers">Der Gedanke an die SBEmails macht mich</line>
<line start="415" end="461" speaker="singers">schwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach!</line>
<line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad">Kotz!</line>
<line start="515" end="523" speaker="sfx">Lied endet</line>
<line start="525" end="550">
<sfx>Echo</sfx>
<strongbad>Bitte nehmt Platz.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Was soll man vom Mistschmied halten?</line>
<line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Bricht sein Schweigegelübde um die Einleitung für meine zweihundertste SBEmail zu singen.</line>
<line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin kurz davor, mich nicht mehr zu ekeln!</line>
<line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">Fliegen schwirren</line>
<line start="707" end="722">
<sfx>Fliegen schwirren</sfx>
<sfx>platsch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Ja, das nehm ich zurück.</line>
<line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okay, los gehts!</line>
<line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Dah-dah-dah Lieber Homestar!?</line>
<line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Dah-dah-dah Lieber Homestar!?</strongbad><sfx>Platte kratzt</sfx></line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Dah-dah-dah Lieber Homestar!?</line>
<line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.T.K.?</line>
<line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Neues Papier, druck mir das mal aus!</line>
<line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">Druckgeräusche</line>
<line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">Ich werds Homestar zeigen; mir meine zweihundertste Email-Schau zu stehlen!</line>
<line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">Donnern</line>
<line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
<line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—ein denkmalgeschützter Ort mit überraschend sauberen Toiletten!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homejob! Irgendwelche dummen Mädels, die wahrscheinlich in Wirklichkeit Männer sind, haben mir versehentlich geschrieben-</line>
<line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ähh. Strong Bad, wie schaffst du es immer wieder, hier reinzukommen?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">Was? Was redest du da? Ich wollte—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">Ich bin gerade dabei, meine Emails zu lesen.</line>
<line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Was meinst du mit deinen Emails?</line>
<line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin gerade dabei, meine Emails zu lesen!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">Du bist hier nicht der einzige, der, mit unterhaltsamen Ergebnissen, die Emails seiner Fans beantwortet.</line>
<line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Seit wann denn diese Kacke?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">Weiß nicht. Seit immer. Erinnerst du dich nicht mehr? Du hast bei einigen mitgemacht.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Zum Beispiel. als jemand nach Einbrechern in meinem Haus gefragt hat, ein Klassiker.</line>
<line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">Wenn ich verschlafen erscheine und mir Zimt ins Gesicht streue,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">reicht das normalerweise, um sie wegzuscheuchen.</line>
<line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Puh, puh. Puh, puh.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">Lichtschalter klackt</line>
<line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">gähnt</line>
<line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad. Batman. Was macht ihr in meinem Haus?</line>
<line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Waaaas?</line>
<line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Und wer kann vergessen, wie ich damals versehentlich Strong Sads Tabletten genommen habe?</line>
<line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">Und wer kann vergessen, wie ich damals versehentlich Strong Sads Tabletten genommen habe?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okay, ganz ruhig... Ich wollte nicht—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Lange Hosen, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">Die längsten Hosen! Ihr alle, ihr alle! Die längsten Hosen!</line>
<line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">Hosen!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Und damals, als ich mich als Coach Z verkleidet habe.</line>
<line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="other">Hey, Strong Bad, ich glaube, ich habe deinen Fonduetorf ruiniertt!</line>
<line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">Mein Fonduetorf?</line>
<line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad">Warte mal!</line>
<line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Halt die Klappe!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Das waren meine Emails und du hast dich einfach nur mit reingequetscht.</line>
<line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">Ich bin froh, dass du das glaubst, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Lass mich jetzt mal die Email sehen.</line>
<line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, kommt schon!</line>
<line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar">Schon wieder Kissenschlacht? Haben die HREmail 49 nicht gesehen?</line>
<line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-was Mail?</line>
<line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">HREmail. Du hast die SBEmails, ich hab die HREmails.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Hast du überhaupt eine Emailadresse?</line>
<line start="2162" end="2237" speaker="homestar">Natürlich. Jeder kennt die. DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">Es besteht die Möglichkeit, dass mein Gehirn in wenigen Sekunden explodiert.</line>
<line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Ahh, komm schon, Alter. So schlimm ist das nicht.</line>
<line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">Willst du mir helfen, die Email zu beantworten?</line>
<line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">Ich werde dir nicht helfen, die Email zu beantworten!</line>
<line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">Ich werde mir selbst helfen, die Email zu ruinieren! Whooyaa!</line>
<line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">Und ich nehme mir ein paar von deinen Milchschnitten nehmen. Whooyaa.</line>
<line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">Aufsteh-Geräusch</line>
<line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">Ich werds Homestar zeigen; mir rückwirkend meine Email-Schau zu stehlen!</line>
<line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">Donnern</line>
<line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">An: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Lieber Homestar,</line>
<line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin ein großer Fan deiner HREmails und frage mich,</line>
<line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">ob du uns eine Führung durch das Nicht-vor-deinem-Computer-Gebiet geben könntest?</line>
<line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Mit fwreundlichen Grüßen,</line>
<line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
<line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Senden!</line>
<line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Lass mal sehen,</line>
<line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">ein paar Sekunden für die DNS-Namensauflösung,</line>
<line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">der Server, SMTP, jetzt liest er sie, und...</line>
<line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! Er hat den Köder geschluckt!</line>
<line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>Aufstehgeräusch</sfx></line>
<line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, und zu Ihrer Linken sehen Sie das historische Nicht-vor-meinem-Computer-Gebiet!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">Ein denkmalgeschützter Ort mit überraschend sauberen Toiletten!</line>
<line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Tee hee hee!</line>
<line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">Musik</line>
<line start="3029" end="3061">
<strongbad>Oh hallo, idiotensicherer Computer!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3062" end="3080">
<strongbad>Du siehst durstig aus.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3081" end="3137">
<strongbad>Zeit für seit langem nötige vorgebliche Rache! Mit Zitronengeschmack!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">Musik</line>
<line start="3148" end="3178">
<strongbad>Wie sagt man noch?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3179" end="3225">
<strongbad>Ah, ja. "Pwörtlich draufkippen!" Hooyah!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238">
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3239" end="3255">
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279">
<strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3280" end="3295">
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3296" end="3319">
<newpaper>sDruckgeräusche</newpaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3320" end="3349">
<strongbad>Hey! Auf wessen Seite stehst du?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3350" end="3377">
<sfx>Schläge</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3378" end="3391">
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3392" end="3419">
<strongbad>Das Papier! Du bist zurück!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3420" end="3455">
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3456" end="3465">
<strongbad>Ups</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Musik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">Musik</line>
<line start="3798" end="3840">
<homestar>Ooh, cool. Wie schaffst du es, dass er das macht?</homestar>
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3841" end="3890">
<homestar>USB? Viererstecker? Achterstecker? Firewire?</homestar>
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3891" end="3924">
<homestar>Ist es Firewire? Ich wette es ist Firewire.</homestar>
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">Funken</line>
<line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In dieser schockierenden zweihundertsten Folge, stellt Strong Bad die gesamte Serie auf den Kopf.</line>
<line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Werden wir je eine Folge 201 sehen?</line>
<line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Steht eine Herrschaft der HREmails vor der Tür?</line>
<line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">Antworten auf diese Fragen findet ihr sicher nicht auf meinem Blog.</line>
<line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">Das Ding habe ich seit Jahren nicht mehr aktualisiert!</line>
<line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Die Legende sagt, dass der Mistschmied alle 200 SBEmails sein Schweigegelübde bricht—</line>
<line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—und erneut singen wird.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/de

2008-09-24T22:14:49Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: done and done

{{pageinprogress|The Commander IN COMMAND}}
{{subtitles|email thunder}}
<pre>
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<line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">Trommelwirbel</line>
<line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">Fanfare</line>
<line start="132" end="166">
<sfx>Fanfare</sfx>
<thecheat>spielt Flöte</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="167" end="219" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Zweihundert SBEmails,</line>
<line start="220" end="287" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Erstaunlich nur daran zu denken.</line>
<line start="288" end="355" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Wie sehn wir zweihundert SBEmails?</line>
<line start="356" end="414" speaker="singers">Der Gedanke an die SBEmail macht mich</line>
<line start="415" end="461" speaker="singers">schwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach!</line>
<line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad">Kotz!</line>
<line start="515" end="523" speaker="sfx">Lied endet</line>
<line start="525" end="550">
<sfx>Echo</sfx>
<strongbad>Bitte nehmt Platz.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Was soll man vom Mistschmied halten?</line>
<line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Bricht sein Schweigegelübde um die Einleitung für meine zweihundertste SBEmail zu singen.</line>
<line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin kurz davor, mich nicht mehr zu ekeln!</line>
<line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">Fliegen schwirren</line>
<line start="707" end="722">
<sfx>Fliegen schwirren</sfx>
<sfx>platsch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Ja, das nehm ich zurück.</line>
<line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okay, los gehts!</line>
<line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Dah-dah-dah Lieber Homestar!?</line>
<line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Dah-dah-dah Lieber Homestar!?</strongbad><sfx>Platte kratzt</sfx></line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Dah-dah-dah Lieber Homestar!?</line>
<line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.T.K.?</line>
<line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Neues Papier, druck mir das mal aus!</line>
<line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">Druckgeräusche</line>
<line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">Ich werds Homestar zeigen; mir meine zweihundertste Email-Schau zu stehlen!</line>
<line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">Donnern</line>
<line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
<line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—ein denkmalgeschützter Ort mit überraschend sauberen Toiletten!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homejob! Irgendwelche dummen Mädels, die wahrscheinlich in Wirklichkeit Männer sind, haben mir versehentlich geschrieben-</line>
<line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ähh. Strong Bad, wie schaffst du es immer wieder, hier reinzukommen?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">Was? Was redest du da? Ich wollte—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">Ich bin gerade dabei, meine Emails zu lesen.</line>
<line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Was meinst du mit deinen Emails?</line>
<line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin gerade dabei, meine Emails zu lesen!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">Du bist hier nicht der einzige, der, mit unterhaltsamen Ergebnissen, die Emails seiner Fans beantwortet.</line>
<line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Seit wann denn diese Kacke?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">Weiß nicht. Seit immer. Erinnerst du dich nicht mehr? Du hast bei einigen mitgemacht.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Zum Beispiel. als jemand nach Einbrechern in meinem Haus gefragt hat, ein Klassiker.</line>
<line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">Wenn ich verschlafen erscheine und mir Zimt ins Gesicht streue,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">reicht das normalerweise, um sie wegzuscheuchen.</line>
<line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poo, poo. Poo, poo.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">Lichtschalter klackt</line>
<line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">gähnt</line>
<line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad. Batman. Was macht ihr in meinem Haus?</line>
<line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Waaaas?</line>
<line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Und wer kann vergessen, wie ich damals versehentlich Strong Sads Tabletten genommen habe?</line>
<line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">Und wer kann vergessen, wie ich damals versehentlich Strong Sads Tabletten genommen habe?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okay, ganz ruhig... Ich wollte nicht—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Lange Hosen, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">Die längsten Hosen! Ihr alle, ihr alle! Die längsten Hosen!</line>
<line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">Hosen!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Und damals, als ich mich als Coach Z verkleidet habe.</line>
<line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="other">Hey, Strong Bad, ich glaube, ich habe deinen Fonduetorf ruiniertt!</line>
<line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">Mein Fonduetorf?</line>
<line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad">Warte mal!</line>
<line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Halt die Klappe!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Das waren meine Emails und du hast dich einfach nur mit reingequetscht.</line>
<line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">Ich bin froh, dass du das glaubst, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Lass mich jetzt mal die Email sehen.</line>
<line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, kommt schon!</line>
<line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar">Schon wieder Kissenschlacht? Haben die HREmail 49 nicht gesehen?</line>
<line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-was Mail?</line>
<line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">HREmail. Du hast die SBEmails, ich hab die HREmails.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Hast du überhaupt eine Emailadresse?</line>
<line start="2162" end="2237" speaker="homestar">Natürlich. Jeder kennt die. DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">Es besteht die Möglichkeit, dass mein Gehirn in wenigen Sekunden explodiert.</line>
<line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Ahh, komm schon, Alter. So schlim ist das nicht.</line>
<line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">Willst du mir helfen, die Email zu beantworten?</line>
<line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">Ich werde dir nicht helfen, die Email zu beantworten!</line>
<line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">Ich werde mir selbst helfen, die Email zu ruinieren! Whooyaa!</line>
<line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">Und ich nehme mir ein paar von deinen Milchschnitten nehmen. Whooyaa.</line>
<line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">Aufsteh-Geräusch</line>
<line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">Ich werds Homestar zeigen; mir rückwirkend meine Email-Schau zu stehlen!</line>
<line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">Donnern</line>
<line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">An: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Lieber Homestar,</line>
<line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin ein großer Fan deiner HREmails und frage mich,</line>
<line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">ob zu uns eine Führung durch das Nicht-vor-deinem-Computer-Gebiet geben könntest?</line>
<line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Mit fwreundlichen Grüßen,</line>
<line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
<line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Senden!</line>
<line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Lass mal sehen,</line>
<line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">ein paar Sekunden für die DNS-Namensauflösung,</line>
<line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">der Server, SMTP, jetzt liest er sie, und...</line>
<line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! Er hat den Köder geschluckt!</line>
<line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>Aufstehgeräusch</sfx></line>
<line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, und zu Ihrer Linken sehen Sie das historische Nicht-vor-meinem-Computer-Gebiet!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">Ein denkmalgeschützter Ort mit überraschend sauberen Toiletten!</line>
<line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Tee hee hee!</line>
<line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</line>
<line start="3029" end="3061">
<strongbad>Oh hallo, idiotensicherer Computer!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3062" end="3080">
<strongbad>Du siehst durstig aus.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3081" end="3137">
<strongbad>Zeit für seit langem nötige vorgebliche Rache! Mit Zitronengeschmack!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</line>
<line start="3148" end="3178">
<strongbad>Wie sagt man noch?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3179" end="3225">
<strongbad>Ah, ja. "Pwörtlich draufkippen!" Hooyah!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238">
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3239" end="3255">
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279">
<strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3280" end="3295">
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3296" end="3319">
<newpaper>sDruckgeräusche</newpaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3320" end="3349">
<strongbad>Hey! Auf wessen Seite stehst du?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3350" end="3377">
<sfx>Schläge</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3378" end="3391">
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3392" end="3419">
<strongbad>Das Papier! Du bist zurück!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3420" end="3455">
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3456" end="3465">
<strongbad>Ups</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">Funken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">Gitarrenmusik</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">Gitarrenmusik</line>
<line start="3798" end="3840">
<homestar>Ooh, cool. Wie schaffst du es, dass er das macht?</homestar>
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3841" end="3890">
<homestar>USB? Viererstecker pin? Achterstecker? Firewire?</homestar>
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3891" end="3924">
<homestar>Ist es Firewire? Ich wette es ist Firewire.</homestar>
<sfx>Funken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">Funken</line>
<line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In dieser schockierenden zweihundertsten Folge, stellt Strong Bad die gesamte Serie auf den Kopf.</line>
<line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Werden wir je eine Folge 201 sehen?</line>
<line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Steht eine Herrschaft der HREmails vor der Tür?</line>
<line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">Antworten auf diese Fragen findet ihr sicher nicht auf meinem Blog.</line>
<line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">Das Ding habe ich seit Jahren nicht mehr aktualisiert!</line>
<line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Die Legende sagt, dass der Mistschmied alle 200 SBEmails sein Schweigegelübde bricht—</line>
<line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—und erneut singen wird.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/de

2008-09-24T21:53:32Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: save

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<line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">Trommelwirbel</line>
<line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">Fanfare</line>
<line start="132" end="166">
<sfx>Fanfare</sfx>
<thecheat>spielt Flöte</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="167" end="219" speaker="singer">Zweihundert SBEmails,</line>
<line start="220" end="287" speaker="singer">Erstaunlich nur daran zu denken.</line>
<line start="288" end="355" speaker="singer">Wie sehn wir zweihundert SBEmails?</line>
<line start="356" end="414" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Der Gedanke an die SBEmail macht mich</line>
<line start="415" end="461" speaker="singer">schwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach!</line>
<line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad">Kotz!</line>
<line start="515" end="523" speaker="sfx">Lied endet</line>
<line start="525" end="550">
<sfx>Echo</sfx>
<strongbad>Bitte nehmt Platz.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Was soll man vom Mistschmied halten?</line>
<line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Bricht sein Schweigegelübde um die Einleitung für meine zweihundertste SBEmail zu singen.</line>
<line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin kurz davor, mich nicht mehr zu ekeln!</line>
<line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">Fliegen schwirren</line>
<line start="707" end="722">
<sfx>Fliegen schwirren</sfx>
<sfx>platsch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Ja, das nehm ich zurück.</line>
<line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okay, los gehts!</line>
<line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Dah-dah-dah Lieber Homestar!?</line>
<line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Dah-dah-dah Lieber Homestar!?</strongbad><sfx>Platte kratzt</sfx></line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Dah-dah-dah Lieber Homestar!?</line>
<line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.T.K.?</line>
<line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Neues Papier, druck mir das mal aus!</line>
<line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">Druckgeräusche</line>
<line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">Ich werd Homestar zeigen; mir meinen zweihundertste Email-Schau zu stehlen!</line>
<line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">Donnern</line>
<line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
<line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—ein denkmalgeschützter Ort mit überraschend sauberen Toiletten!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homejob! Irgendwelche dummen Mädels, die wahrscheinlich in Wirklichkeit Männer sind, haben mir versehentlich geschrieben-</line>
<line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ähh. Strong Bad, wie schaffst du es immer wieder, hier reinzukommen?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">Was? Was redest du da? Ich wollte—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">Ich bin gerade dabei, meine Emails zu lesen.</line>
<line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Was meinst du mit deinen Emails?</line>
<line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin gerade dabei, meine Emails zu lesen!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">Du bist hier nicht der einzige, der, mit unterhaltsamen Ergebnissen, die Emails seiner Fans beantwortet.</line>
<line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Seit wann denn diese Kacke?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">Weiß nicht. Seit immer. Erinnerst du dich nicht mehr? Du hast bei einigen mitgemacht.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Zum Beispiel. als jemand nach Einbrechern in meinem Haus gefragt hat, ein Klassiker.</line>
<line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">Wenn ich verschlafen erscheine und mir Zimt ins Gesicht streue,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">reicht das normalerweise, um sie wegzuscheuchen.</line>
<line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poo, poo. Poo, poo.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">Lichtschalter klackt</line>
<line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">gähnt</line>
<line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad. Batman. Was macht ihr in meinem Haus?</line>
<line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Waaaas?</line>
<line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Und wer kann vergessen, wie ich damals versehentlich Strong Sads Tabletten genommen habe?</line>
<line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">Und wer kann vergessen, wie ich damals versehentlich Strong Sads Tabletten genommen habe?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okay, ganz ruhig... Ich wollte nicht—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Lange Hosen, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">Die längsten Hosen! Ihr alle, ihr alle! Die längsten Hosen!</line>
<line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange-------lange 
</line>
<line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">Hosen!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Und damals, als ich mich als Coach Z verkleidet habe.</line>
<line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="other">Hey, Strong Bad, ich glaube, ich habe deinen Fonduetorf ruiniertt!</line>
<line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">Mein Fonduetorf?</line>
<line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad">Warte mal!</line>
<line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Halt die Klappe!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Das waren meine Emails und du hast dich einfach nur mit reingequetscht.</line>
<line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">Ich bin froh, dass du das glaubst, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Lass mich jetzt mal die Email sehen.</line>
<line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, kommt schon!</line>
<line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar">Schon wieder Kissenschlacht? Haben die HREmail 49 nicht gesehen?</line>
<line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-was Mail?</line>
<line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">HREmail. Du hast die SBEmails, ich hab die HREmails.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Hast du überhaupt eine Emailadresse?</line>
<line start="2162" end="2237" speaker="homestar">Natürlich. Jeder kennt die. DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">Es besteht die Möglichkeit, dass mein Gehirn in wenigen Sekunden explodiert.</line>
<line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Ahh, komm schon, Alter. So schlim ist das nicht.</line>
<line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">Willst du mir helfen, die Email zu beantworten?</line>
<line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">Ich werde dir nicht helfen, die Email zu beantworten!</line>
<line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">Ich werde mir selbst helfen, die Email zu ruinieren! Whooyaa!</line>
<line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">Und ich nehme mir ein paar von deinen Milchschnitten nehmen. Whooyaa.</line>
<line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">Aufsteh-Geräusch</line>
<line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to retroactively steal my email thunder!</line>
<line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
<line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Dear Homestar,</line>
<line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering,</line>
<line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">can you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?</line>
<line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Sewiously yours,</line>
<line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
<line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Send!</line>
<line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Let's see now,</line>
<line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">a few seconds for the DNS to resolve,</line>
<line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">server, SMTP, now he's reading it, and...</line>
<line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! He's taken the bait!</line>
<line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>the geddup noise</sfx></line>
<line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you look to your left, you'll see Historic Not-In-Front-Of-My-Computer!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">Ein denkmalgeschützter Ort mit überraschend sauberen Toiletten!</line>
<line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Tee hee hee!</line>
<line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">guitar music</line>
<line start="3029" end="3061">
<strongbad>Oh hello, idiot-proof computer!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3062" end="3080">
<strongbad>You look a little thirsty.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3081" end="3137">
<strongbad>Time for some lange overdue allegedly citrus-flavored payback!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">guitar music</line>
<line start="3148" end="3178">
<strongbad>How does that old adage go?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3179" end="3225">
<strongbad>Ah, yes. "Apply libewally!" Hooyah!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238">
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3239" end="3255">
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279">
<strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3280" end="3295">
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3296" end="3319">
<newpaper>shuffling noises</newpaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3320" end="3349">
<strongbad>Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3350" end="3377">
<sfx>fighting noises</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3378" end="3391">
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3392" end="3419">
<strongbad>The Paper! You came back!!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3420" end="3455">
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3456" end="3465">
<strongbad>Oops</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">guitar music</line>
<line start="3798" end="3840">
<homestar>Ooh, cool. How did you get it to do that?</homestar>
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3841" end="3890">
<homestar>USB? Four pin? Eight pin? Firewire?</homestar>
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3891" end="3924">
<homestar>Was it Firewire? I bet it was Firewire.</homestar>
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">sparks</line>
<line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In his shocking 200th episode, Strong Bad turns the entire series on its ear.</line>
<line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Will we ever see a 201?</line>
<line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Is the reign of HREmails (rolls R) at hand?</line>
<line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">For the answers to these questions, be sure and not check out my blog.</line>
<line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">I haven't updated that thing in years!</line>
<line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith will break his vow of silence—</line>
<line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—and croon anew.</line>
</transcript>
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Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/de

2008-09-24T21:19:32Z

The Commander IN COMMAND: save

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<line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">Trommelwirbel</line>
<line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">Fanfare</line>
<line start="132" end="166">
<sfx>Fanfare</sfx>
<thecheat>spielt Flöte</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="167" end="219" speaker="singer">Zweihundert SBEmails,</line>
<line start="220" end="287" speaker="singer">Erstaunlich nur daran zu denken.</line>
<line start="288" end="355" speaker="singer">Wie sehn wir zweihundert SBEmails?</line>
<line start="356" end="414" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Der Gedanke an die SBEmail macht mich</line>
<line start="415" end="461" speaker="singer">schwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach!</line>
<line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad">Kotz!</line>
<line start="515" end="523" speaker="sfx">Lied endet</line>
<line start="525" end="550">
<sfx>Echo</sfx>
<strongbad>Bitte nehmt Platz.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Was soll man vom Mistschmied halten?</line>
<line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Bricht sein Schweigegelübde um die Einleitung für meine zweihundertste SBEmail zu singen.</line>
<line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin kurz davor, mich nicht mehr zu ekeln!</line>
<line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">Fliegen schwirren</line>
<line start="707" end="722">
<sfx>Fliegen schwirren</sfx>
<sfx>platsch</sfx>
</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Ja, das nehm ich zurück.</line>
<line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okay, los gehts!</line>
<line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear Homestar!?</line>
<line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Duh-duh-duh Dear Homestar!?</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Duh-duh-duh Dear Homestar!?</line>
<line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.T.C.?</line>
<line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">New Paper, print me out a hard copy!</line>
<line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to steal my two hundredth email thunder!</line>
<line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
<line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
<line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me-</line>
<line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">What? What are you talking about? I just—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">I'm in the middle of checking my email.</line>
<line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Whaddaya mean, your email?</line>
<line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">I'm in the middle of checking my email!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">You're not the only one around here who answers emails from fans with humorous results.</line>
<line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Since the crap when?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">I dunno. Since forever. Don't you remember? You're in a bunch of 'em.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Like that old classic when they asked about burglars breaking into my house.</line>
<line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">If I act all sleepy and throw a bunch of cinnamon on my face,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">it's usually enough to throw 'em off.</line>
<line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poo, poo. Poo, poo.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">light clicks on</line>
<line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">yawns</line>
<line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?</line>
<line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Whaaaaaat?</line>
<line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?</line>
<line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Long pants, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!</line>
<line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
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<line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
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<line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
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<line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
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<line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
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<line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
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<line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">pants!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">And that one where I dressed up real good like Coach Z.</line>
<line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="other">Hey, Strong Bad, I think I ruined your fondue part!</line>
<line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">My fondue part?</line>
<line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad">Hang on!</line>
<line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Shut face!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Those were MY emails and you squeazeled your way into them.</line>
<line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">I'm glad you believe that, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Anyways, Let me see that email.</line>
<line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, come on!</line>
<line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar">Another pillow fight? Haven't they seen hremail number 49?</line>
<line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-what mail?</line>
<line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">Hremail. You've got sbemails, I've got hremails.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Do you even have an email address?</line>
<line start="2162" end="2237" speaker="homestar">Of course I do. Everybody knows it's DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">There's a good chance my brain is about to explode right now.</line>
<line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Aww, come on, old timer. It's not so bad.</line>
<line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">You want to help me check this email?</line>
<line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">I'm not gonna help you check your email!</line>
<line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna help myself ruin your email! Whooyaa!</line>
<line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">And help myself to your ice cream sammies. Whooyaa.</line>
<line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
<line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">I'll teach Homestar to retroactively steal my email thunder!</line>
<line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">thunder booms</line>
<line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Dear Homestar,</line>
<line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering,</line>
<line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">can you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?</line>
<line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Sewiously yours,</line>
<line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
<line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Send!</line>
<line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Let's see now,</line>
<line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">a few seconds for the DNS to resolve,</line>
<line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">server, SMTP, now he's reading it, and...</line>
<line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! He's taken the bait!</line>
<line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>the geddup noise</sfx></line>
<line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you look to your left, you'll see Historic Not-In-Front-Of-My-Computer!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">A protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!</line>
<line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Tee hee hee!</line>
<line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">guitar music</line>
<line start="3029" end="3061">
<strongbad>Oh hello, idiot-proof computer!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3062" end="3080">
<strongbad>You look a little thirsty.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3081" end="3137">
<strongbad>Time for some long overdue allegedly citrus-flavored payback!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">guitar music</line>
<line start="3148" end="3178">
<strongbad>How does that old adage go?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3179" end="3225">
<strongbad>Ah, yes. "Apply libewally!" Hooyah!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238">
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3239" end="3255">
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279">
<strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3280" end="3295">
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3296" end="3319">
<newpaper>shuffling noises</newpaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3320" end="3349">
<strongbad>Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3350" end="3377">
<sfx>fighting noises</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3378" end="3391">
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3392" end="3419">
<strongbad>The Paper! You came back!!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3420" end="3455">
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3456" end="3465">
<strongbad>Oops</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">sparks</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">guitar music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">guitar music</line>
<line start="3798" end="3840">
<homestar>Ooh, cool. How did you get it to do that?</homestar>
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3841" end="3890">
<homestar>USB? Four pin? Eight pin? Firewire?</homestar>
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3891" end="3924">
<homestar>Was it Firewire? I bet it was Firewire.</homestar>
<sfx>sparks</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">sparks</line>
<line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In his shocking 200th episode, Strong Bad turns the entire series on its ear.</line>
<line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Will we ever see a 201?</line>
<line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Is the reign of HREmails (rolls R) at hand?</line>
<line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">For the answers to these questions, be sure and not check out my blog.</line>
<line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">I haven't updated that thing in years!</line>
<line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith will break his vow of silence—</line>
<line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—and croon anew.</line>
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