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2011-02-24T02:00:41Z

Ten Ten: /* Inside References */

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[[File:Main Page 26.PNG|220px|thumb|"I can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!"]]

A [[Xeriouxly Forxe]]-[[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations|themed]] main page.

'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' {{film|H. Star}}, {{film|Marshie}}/{{film|Marxie}}, {{film|S. Bad}}, {{film|S. Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Stick]]

'''Date:''' Monday, April 12, 2010

'''Icon:''' Xeriouxly Forxe X

'''Page Title:''' Revamped for the Nineties!

==Button Effects==
*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' — Each time the button is scrolled over, a spike is added to H. Star's head. After three spikes have appeared, seven more pop out. Scrolling over one more time causes them to all vanish.
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' — H. Star raises his robotic arm and snaps the pincers on it twice.
*'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' — Marshie floats on screen, and is then turned into "Marxie" via a lightning strike. He says "Speed increased!" with an echo after "increased", and then [[Explosions|explodes]] and vanishes.
*'''[[Downloads]]''' — S. Bad peeks on screen and says, "I can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!"
*'''[[Store]]''' — A lightning strike causes [[The Field]] to change into a Xeriouxly Forxe version of itself, with [[The Stick]] being replaced with a yellow, white, and purple flashing crystal. Scrolling over Store again reverts it to its normal status.
*'''[[Email]]''' — S. Sad flies across the screen, accompanied by wind effects, and in a gruff voice says, "I'm ''mad'' that I'm flying!"

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The [[FeedBurner Page#Main Page - #26 Mainly Xerioux|RSS description]] of this main page is:
<blockquote>Xeriouxly Forxe mania has hit the main pages of HomestarRunner.com like a shiny, pointy mouth that refuses to open when it talks! Get an exclusive look at both Marshie and the Stick in their Xerioux formx on this new main homepage! Even the copyright date got updated! Holy smoxe! Click here to mouseover to the EXTREME! </blockquote>

===Remarks===
*This main page does not use the [[Main Page 24#Remarks|metallic sheen style]] of the previous two main pages.
*H. Star's left metallic arm does not show up in this main page.
*Neither H. Star nor Marxie use the "extreme" pronunciations (e.g. "toonx" for "toons").
*This main page does not have a loading screen.
*The preview for this main page, located on the toons menu, has H. Star standing in front of a plain gray and purple background instead of The Stick.
*This is the first time that a form of Marshie isn't a type of food.

===Glitches===
*Because there is no loading screen, S. Sad is sometimes visible in the upper left corner as the page is loading.

===Inside References===
*S. Sad's line is a reference to Strong Sad's line in [[Main Page 15]].
*Marxie's line comes from [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]].
*Marxie has a visible [[brain]] just like [[Gel-Arshie]] does.
*The listing for this main page in the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] is (in part) "Zesty [[b/w]] tangy".
*The way H. Star raises and snaps his metallic arm is similar to the way [[Mitch Overlord]] does in the email [[best thing]], including the same [[sound effect]].
*The phrase "Revamped for the Nineties!" previously appeared on [[Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!]], to describe [[Teen Girl Squad]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:main26.html|go to Main Page 26]]
*[[HR:main26.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 26]]
*[[Forum:16252|forum thread re: "Main Page 26"]]

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[[Category:Main Pages]]

Telltale Games

2011-02-11T14:41:26Z

Ten Ten:

[[Image:Telltale Games logo.png|thumb|"Telltale has been rejecting my ideas for green text adventures for years..." —''Strong Bad''{{ref|1}}]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Telltale Games|Telltale Games]]''' is a video game company that has partnered with [[Videlectrix]] to produce [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], a game in five episodes, or 'actionsodes' in Strong Bad's term, for PC and WiiWare. According to [[Strong Bad]], "Telltale has been rejecting my ideas for green text adventures for years, but we finally reached a compromise with this puffy 3D point-and-click-em-up adventure. They claim all the coding was done with green text, so I guess that's pretty cool."{{ref|1}}

The Telltale offices can be seen in the series [[Behind The Bad]], featuring Strong Bad.

On November 19, 2008, Videlectrix expressed jealousy of Telltale Games and announced that they plan to "strike back". Attempts included releasing [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] to cash in on [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] and creating an alternate SBCG4AP box (which later became the reverse artwork for the [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]]).

On September 2, 2010, Telltale Games announced [[Poker Night At The Inventory]] featuring Strong Bad as part of the cast. The game was released on November 22, 2010.
== Fun Facts ==
*Emily Morganti from the Telltale team once interviewed [[The Brothers Chaps]] for [[Adventure Gamers Interview|Adventure Gamers]]{{ref|2}}.
*[[Homestar Runner]] makes a [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101|cameo]] in one of the "alternate reveals" for "[[Sam & Max]] Episode 205: What's New Beelzebub" featured on the ''Sam & Max: Season Two'' DVD.
*In 2010, releases by Telltale Games had the overall highest average score on Metacritic among "midsized" publishers{{ref|3}}, out-scoring companies such as Disney, Warner Brothers, and Atlus.

==Sources==
# {{note|1}} [http://www.telltalegames.com/company/pressreleases/id-65 Strong Bad' Cool Game For Attractive People press release]
# {{note|2}} [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4877 Telltale Games forum thread]
# {{note|3}} [http://features.metacritic.com/features/2011/game-publisher-rankings-for-2010-releases/ Telltale Games outscores other mid-sized publishers]

==External Links==
*[[Telltale: |Telltale Games]] (official website)
*[[Telltale:strongbad|Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People at Telltale Games]]
*[[Telltale:pokernight|Poker Night At The Inventory at Telltale Games]]

[[Category:Real Companies]]
{{stub}}

rough copy

2008-04-25T17:20:55Z

Ten Ten: /* Explanations */

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[[Image:Sbemail170 rough copy.PNG|thumb|"Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!"]]

Strong Bad attempts to sue Malinko for using him and The Cheat in a comic, Homestar makes a not-fortune in flavored water, and Strong Sad gets his revenge.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[Marzipan's House]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, April 16, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:33

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a singsong voice}'' Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth! It's time for email!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: comics</div>
Dear Strongbad, 
I would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat. 
But 1st i'd need to know what type of promblems you and 
the cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd 
send it to you to see how you like it. I hope you interested. 
-Malinko-
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "promblems" and "I hope you interested" as written.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Malinko, I hope ''you'' interested in getting sued into the middle ages by The Cheat and me. Cause that's what would happen if you drew a few comics about us. ''{clears screen}'' Just like that time Homestar started selling Strong Bad flavored water. ''{pronounces "flavored water" queasily, types in wavy blue-green font}'' We shut that mess down on the quickfast.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner in The Field with a stack of bottles labeled "SB2O". Homestar is holding a bottle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I got your Strong Bad water right here! S-B-two-oh. Bottled at the source. Pure as a mountain goat.

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat approach; The Cheat is wearing a suit and tie and dragging a briefcase.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, The Cheat, let's sue him!

''{The Cheat opens the briefcase, which is filled with colored water balloons. Strong Bad and The Cheat start pelting Homestar with the balloons.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, I've got the best lawyer soft tacos can buy. And his aim with those waterbombs is crazy good! He can hit Strong Sad from like three football fields away.

''{Cut to Strong Sad taking notes on a notepad at the athletic field, which has the Jolly Dumple painted in an end zone and a sign next to the sideline reading "FIELD 3".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{taking notes}'' Note to self: ''{flips page}'' get—big—ger— ''{flips page}'' note—boo— ''{flips page}'' —k.

''{Water balloons come flying from behind the trees in the distance, hitting Strong Sad and knocking him on his face.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Mercy me!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I think we were suing him for custody of his not-so-thin mints that day.

''{Zoom out to reveal The Cheat standing next to Strong Bad, holding up a manila envelope.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahoy! An unmarked manila envelope. Must be that weaselly Malinko's comic.

''{The Cheat snaps the envelope open. Strong Bad pulls a white piece of paper out of the envelope and looks at it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh my!

''{Close-up of the paper, which has two scribbles labeled "Strong Bad" and "the Cheat", a few stains, and the signature "-m"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Rough copy is right! ''{turns the paper from side to side}'' Uh, you don't need my help finding promblems for these guys, Malinko.

''{Close-up of The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Close-up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' These don't look anything like us! Man, that kid was going to have so few pants on after we got done suing them off him. And now he's gonna strut around all on-panted waving his pant-covered legs in our faces. ''{he waves his leg}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{throws paper up in the air}'' You're a genius, The Cheat! Now ''that's'' what I pay you for. Open up. ''{holds up a taco and The Cheat opens his mouth wide}'' Up. Ah! Ah! Ah! ''{throws the taco in The Cheat's mouth, who gulps it down}'' There you go.

''{The Cheat opens his mouth again and claps his paws together making The Cheat noises, imitating a seal.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay. One more. ''{throws another taco in The Cheat's mouth, who gulps it down}''

''{Cut to silhouettes of Strong Bad and The Cheat as Malinko drew them, walking in front of a cloudy sky.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooch. Eetz. Ouch. Atch.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat standing in The Field, now revealed to be wearing barbed wire.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now we look just like Malinko's cat-scratchings. Our case is air-tight. Why stop at pants? We could probably sue that black zip-up hoodie off him now too!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{turns around and makes The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, this stuff ''does'' make me feel pretty tough. Ooh, in fact... we should star in own action-packed credit sequence called, "Rough Copy!".

''{A "ROUGH COPY!" title screen appears with Strong Bad and The Cheat wearing barbed wire and holding revolvers. Big band music plays. Cut to Strong Bad, who runs across a row of 2-D silhouetted buildings. The screen reads, "with STRONG BAD" in the corner. Cut to the Cheat, who fires two rounds from his revolver. The screen reads, "and THE CHEAT" in the corner.}''

''{Two strips of video appear on the screen, one with Strong Bad walking down a sidewalk, and one with the Cheat tossing a taco in his mouth. Cut to a horizontally split screen with Strong Bad pointing his revolver in each one. Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat riding down a highway in the [[Gremlin]]. Strong Bad is hanging out the passenger-side window with his revolver drawn, and The Cheat is standing on the roof of the car.}''

''{Cut to white silhouettes of Strong Bad and The Cheat holding their guns, with the text "ROUGH COPY!" above them and "Promblem-Packed Action!" below them. The music ends.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad speaking to Strong Bad and The Cheat at The Field. Strong Bad and The Cheat are still wearing barbed wire, and Strong Sad is wearing reading glasses and carrying a very large "Bigger Noootebook".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hello, gentlemen. I'm here representing my client, Malinko. ''{zoom in on Strong Sad}'' It would seem you are infringing on his ''highly'' intellectual property. ''{points upward on "highly"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta be joking! There's nothing intellectual abou—

''{Strong Sad begins pelting Strong Bad with snowballs. Strong Bad covers his face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow! Eech! Ooh! Agh-where did you get snowballs this time of year!?! ''{Strong Sad continues hitting him with snowballs}'' How did you fit them in that notebook?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{holds a snowball aloft}'' I've been saving these in the freezer since I was eight! ''{throws another snowball at Strong Bad}''

''{The screen dims, and Homestar Runner pops in front, holding a bottle of "Malinko Drinko".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Drinko some Malinko! Crystal clear like domestic beer.

''{Cut back to the Lappy. Strong Bad shakes snow off his head and grumbles.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Can't you see Malinko? All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart! Looks like we'll just have to settle out of court.

''{Strong Bad turns away from the Lappy and starts eating a Zagnut bar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm. That's some good settlement. ''{chews}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Not-so-thin mints.PNG|thumb|Those mints are not so thin.]]
*When Strong Bad turns away from the computer to respond to The Cheat, click the left side of the screen to see a box of Not So Thin Mints.
*At the end of the email, click the candy bar to see Senor Cardgage talk to Strong Bad.
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{leaning in from the right}'' Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!
*At the end of the email, click the wall plug to see a clip of Homestar Runner sitting on the couch.
:''{Homestar is sitting on Marzipan's couch looking sad. Windy noises.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{after quite some time, sighs}'' DNA evidence.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[SB2O|SB2O]] is a play on H2O, the molecular formula for water. SB2O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen, even though this wouldn't be balanced.
**A similar compound could be imagined as Sb2O, or [[wikipedia:Antimony|Antimony]] oxide, though the closest real analog to that is [[wikipedia:Antimony Trioxide|antimony trioxide]].
*Domestic beer is beer made in one's own country. This is most likely a disparaging comment referring to hugely mass-produced American beers which have a reputation for being [http://nymag.com/restaurants/features/22308/ watery and bland].
*The Cheat's clapping his hands together indicating he wants another taco is the manner in which trained seals clap their flippers together to indicate to their trainer that they want more food.
*To "[[Wiktionary:bogart|bogart]]" means "to selfishly take or keep something". The phrase is coined after [[Wikipedia:Humphrey Bogart|Humphrey Bogart]].
*A settlement is a legal agreement between two parties not to pursue legal action over a certain matter in exchange for a payment of some kind, usually monetary.

*"The orders are violently flying in!" means a lot of people are buying something at the same time.

===Trivia===
*The floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#LHX attack chopper|LHX attack chopper]]".
*This is the first time The Cheat's teeth were visible when he fully opened his mouth. The only other 'toon where he fully opened it was [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*If you view the Flash file, you can see a little bit of the [[No Loafing sign]] in the scene where Strong Bad is complaining about Malinko's pants.
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad tries to sue some kid for making a comic out of him and The Cheat."

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad and The Cheat seemingly [[Hammerspace|pull the soft tacos out of nowhere]].
*This is the first time Strong Sad has been [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|physically violent]] toward Strong Bad.
*When Strong Bad and The Cheat first walk across the field, only the barbed wire they are carrying and the parts of them sticking out from above and beneath it are silhouetted against the sky, whereas the rest of their bodies are clearly visible in all the other shots with them holding the wire.
*According to [[record book]], Strong Sad actually can write using [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe|extremely small letters]].
*A snowball in the freezer would turn to solid ice within a few days, let alone since Strong Sad was 8.

===Goofs===
*While Strong Bad and The Cheat are waterbombing Homestar, Strong Bad's arm seems to move behind his legs on the opposite side of his body from the briefcase instead of passing over the other side of his body toward the water balloons.
*During the second Lappy scene (just after Strong Bad and The Cheat waterbomb Homestar), the ripple effect from clicking on the Lappy's screen can be seen outside the screen area.
*During the Senor Cardgage Easter egg, Strong Bad's glove moves independently of his arm. Right at the end, the arm snaps into position.
*When Strong Bad leans back in the Senor Cardgage Easter egg, his left cheek doesn't move with his head.
*At the end, the cheek changes sizes and arm changes position before snapping back into place.
**This is a glitch of Flash tweening, as an object that is not a symbol (i.e. Strong Bad's mask design without the head or mouth) sometimes does not get recognized as a movable object, so all that can be done is to scale it bigger or smaller.
*When Homestar turns his flavored water bottle sideways, the water does not actually move, leaving a pocket of air at the top of the bottle when it should be at the side, facing up. However, when he turns the Malinko Drinko, the water is redistributed.

===Inside References===
*This is the sixth and last Strong Bad Email in a row to mention [[DNA evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]]. Unlike the previous occurrences, the gag appears in an Easter egg rather than the main cartoon.
*This email makes reference to [[pants]], [[goats]], [[guns]], and [[alcohol]].
*[[The Jolly Dumple]] can be seen on the football field.
*The scene of Strong Bad and The Cheat silhouetted against the sky is similar in appearance to the scene of Strong Bad marching down to Bubs' in [[isp]].
*Strong Bad's reaction to Homestar's "flavored water" is similar to his reaction to Homestar's bread sing alongs in [[origins]]. In each case, he types "flavored water" and "bread sing alongs" in moving green text. 
*The intro is similar to [[Homestar Quiz]], specifically when you get 7 answers correct.
*The Cheat's attorney outfit is from [[sb_email 22]].
*Strong Bad is eating a [[Zagnut bar]], seen previously in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], [[kind of cool]], and [[flashback]]. Senor Cardgage is known to carry [[Aldi Bag|a bag]] full of them.
*When Strong Sad is on the football field, the way he gets hit with the water balloon is similar to the way he gets hit by a football in the Easter egg from [[Senorial Day]].

===Real-World References===
*"Not-so-thin mints" are a reference to Thin Mints, a type of [[Wikipedia:Girl Scout cookie|Girl Scout cookie]].
**The Strong Sad logo on the box resembles the [[Wikipedia:Trefoil|trefoil]] logo of the [[wikipedia:Girl Scouts of the USA|Girl Scouts]].
*The Cheat and Strong Bad's "action-packed credit sequence" is extremely similar to the "pleasantly understated credit sequence" at the beginning of the PC game, ''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Hit the Road|Sam & Max Hit the Road]]'', while the black-on-blue color scheme is similar to the two-tone opening credits from the various episodes of ''[[Wikipedia: Sam & Max Season One|Sam & Max: Season One]]''.


===Fast Forward===
*The DNA Easter egg would be revisited in the big toon [[DNA Evidence]].

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw

2008-04-21T00:20:21Z

Ten Ten: /* Trivia */ the cheat's tongue

{{toonnav|Shorts|stuckincraw|Limozeen Live!|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Stuckincraw.PNG|thumb|"Why don't you just go away?"]]
We travel backwise to 2004, when Strong Bad tells another timeless story.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]], {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Bubs}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[The Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, April 14, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:00

'''Page Title:''' The Timeless Classic Comes To Life

==Transcript==
''{The short opens with an illustration done in the style of the original book, with Homestar wearing his [[Duckie Shirt]]. Strong Bad narrates throughout.}''

''' NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' The Homestar Runner gets something stuck in his craw.

''{Next page shows Homestar Runner wearing his Duckie Shirt and surrounded by orange circles}''

Everyone loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.

''{Page turns to Homestar hoeing in the Field}''

Once a time, he was in the field doing some yard work.

''{Close up of Homestar sweating}''

"This yard work is hard work!" quipped The Homestar Runner.

''{Pull back to reveal Tiny Handed Strong Bad and The Cheat entering from the left.}''

Strong Bad and his The Cheat rolled up and started talking smack.

"You look dumb and stuff! ''{Close up to Strong Bad and The Cheat. The Cheat's tongue starts to hang out of his mouth.}'' Doing yardwork is only for the lo''seri''est of losers!"

''{Medium short of Homestar}''

The Homestar Runner was saddened by this bit of news and felt ashamed.

"I never want to be a loser again!" ''{Master shot of all three}'' he said and somersaulted away.

''{A picture of the earth from above, with Homestar tumbling in silhouette.}''

He somersaulted around the world 50 times and only stopped because he was really tired.

''{Close-up of Homestar upside down in space}''

"Phew!" said The Homestar Runner.

''{Homestar tumbles back into the field with Strong Sad}''

Just then, it felt like a small animal tried to burst out of The Homestar Runner's craw.

''{Close-up of Strong Sad}''

"That is unsightly and make it go away!" shrieked ''[Strong Sad]'' some fat girl.

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

"Something is stuck in my craw!" declared The Homestar Runner.

''{A small bush with pink leaves is in a field. Homestar enters from the right and stands behind the bush.}''

For days upon days, he slinked around town trying to hide whatever it was that was stuck in his craw.

''{Medium shot of Homestar. A wig appears on the bump when it is said.}''

''{Flatly}'' One day he put a wig on it.

''{Coach Z leans in from the left}''

"That's a nice wig ya got on your craw growth job there Homestar Runguy!" pronounced Coach Zee.

''{Close up of Homestar}''

Another day, he painted it green and ''[painted]'' drew some stripes on it.

''{Bubs pops in in the background}''

"Man! When is that nasty thing gonna go away-way?!" queried Bubs.

''{Homestar and Strong Sad in the field}''

Finally, he asked ''[Strong Sad]'' The Ghost of Christmas Suck what to do.

"Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises," advised ''{mumbling, as if disappointed at running out of insults}'' Strong Sad.

''{Homestar Runner in silhouette against a yellow background}''

So The Homestar Runner tried talking to his craw lump.

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

"Why don't you just go away?" But it didn't answer.

"I just wish I knew where you came from." Still no answer.

''{Medium shot, Homestar on the left. Strong Bad and The Cheat enter from the right.}''

Just then, Strong Bad and The Cheat walked up and started laughing their rear ends off.

"Ha ha ha ha! That guy is talking to a thing that's not a person!" cackled Strong Bad with sort of a nose.

"Hey, you leave him out of this!"

Right about that time, the thing stuck in his craw popped out!

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

"Lands End!" yelped The Homestar Runner.

''{Homestar, Strong Bad and The Cheat in silhouette against a yellow background}''

The craw object, or crawbject, unfurled and was ''{close-up of Homestar}'' revealed to be...

''{Medium shot of Homestar, Strong Bad and The Cheat}''

A red shirt with a big white star!

"That is one pointy duck!" said ''{with light sarcasm}'' the smartest person in the world. ''{Homestar puts on the shirt}''

''{Pull back to reveal Bubs and Coach Z to the left of Homestar}''

"Don't you look a sight," ''{questioningly}'' said Bubs.

"Now I can truly see that you're a terrific airthlete," realized Coach Zee.

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

"I couldn't have done it without my craw!!" said The Homestar Runner.

''{Long shot of Homestar tumbling towards Mars, with the others in the field}''

Then he somersaulted to Mars and brought them back all meatball subs.

''{Coach Z, Bubs, Homestar, Strong Bad, and The Cheat all standing with meatball subs. Strong Bad's appears to be floating, even though he [[Lack_of_Visible_Arms|has arms]].}''

"I still hate you and later on, ''{Strong Bad holds up a knife}'' you gonna get cut," threatened tuff-as-nails Strong Bad.

''{Close-up of Homestar}''

"Oh, Strong Bad!"

''{Homestar winks}''

"Ding!"

''{After a moment, Homestar winks again, creating an actual ding.}''

''{cut to the Computer Room. Homestar is sitting on the floor, while Strong Bad is sitting at his desk with the [[Compy 386|Compy]] in the year 2004, holding a copy of the storybook he just read.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bravo, Strong Bad. You simply must read one more.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, fine, fine. So I shall. How about ''{takes out another book and smiles}'' ''The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed''?

''{Strong Sad leans in}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' There is no such kids' book!

''{The cover for ''The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed'' flies up at the end.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The [[Wikipedia:Crop (anatomy)|craw]] (also known as the "crop") is an anatomical structure in some animals in which food is stored prior to digestion.
**According to the [[Wikipedia:Oxford English Dictionary|Oxford English Dictionary]], a craw can also be the stomach of a person or animal.
**The expression [http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/stick+in+craw "to have something stuck in your craw"] means something is annoying you, especially if you are holding a grudge.
*Mike and Craig are references to [[Mike Chapman]] and [[Craig Zobel]], the writers of the original Homestar Runner book.

===Trivia===
*At the end, Strong Bad's computer (the [[Compy 386]]) reads:
<blockquote class="compy email">
a>So there you have it Mondy. That's 
why I always wear leaky boots to 
thrift stores and real 
estate seminars. Don't you 
wish you could too?
</blockquote>
*When Homestar says, "Oh, Strong Bad!", he says Strong Bad in the same manner as he says it in [[Homestar Talker]].
*At the end, there is a faint question mark (?) on yonder bed.
*Coach Zee can apparently pronounce 'job', [[A Jorb Well Done|unlike his modern counterpart]].
*This is the first time [[The Cheat]]'s tongue is visible.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar begins to somersault away, the duck on his shirt flips horizontally so that the beak points to the right.

===Inside References===
*In [[flashback]], Strong Bad says he'll tell this story but gets sidetracked when his computer displays a message commenting on his 100th email. That email was originally going to tell the story of how Homestar got his star shirt, until it was reworked — the version of the shirt's origin seen here is very different from the one proposed for the email.
**In the DVD commentary, [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] comments that "We should make that," referring to this story.
**The floppy disk marked [[Floppy Disk Container#Cave_Quest|Cave Quest]] also appeared in [[flashback]].
*Coach Z's name was last spelled "Coach Zee" in [[Where My Hat Is At?]].
*"Crawbject" is a [[portmanteau]].
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] as he offers to read ''The Strong Sad [[Peeing|Wets Yonder Bed]]''.

*Homestar calls the star on the red shirt a pointy [[Ducks|duck]].
*Strong Bad has a [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Strong Bad's Nose|"sort of a nose"]].

===Real-World References===
*"The Ghost of Christmas Suck" is a reference to the ghosts in [[Wikipedia:A Christmas Carol|A Christmas Carol]] by [[Wikipedia:Charles Dickens|Charles Dickens]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lands' End|Lands' End]] is a clothing retailer that specializes in casual clothing, luggage, and home furnishings. The term also has several [[Wikipedia:Land's End (disambiguation)|other uses]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:stuckincraw.html|watch "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw"]]
*[[HR:stuckincraw.swf|view the Flash file for "Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw"]]
*[[Forum:13898|forum thread re: "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw"]]

[[Category:Books]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Homestar]]

some kinda robot

2008-02-19T20:04:44Z

Ten Ten: /* Transcript */ remove extra underscore

{{sbenav|1}}

[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|thumb|The beginning of an era.]]

This email was the first Strong Bad Email to appear on the site. Strong Bad answers an email from Abdi LaRue from San Diego, California, who asks if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves before he goes to bed.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' 2001

'''Running Time:''' 0:45

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, types 'run "strongbad's_email"'}'' Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Baaad.

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen, typing}'' Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time. ''{types "—Strong Bad" and then stops typing}'' Okay, until next time. Keep sending me your questions, and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This is the first appearance of [[The Paper]].

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad types "before you got to bed" when he says "before you go to bed".
*After Strong Bad finishes typing a sentence, the typing sound is still played but no letters appear on the screen.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When Strong Bad typed "and if so, what kind of powers do you have?", the word "what" would not appear.

===Inside References===
*When Strong Bad says, "Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Baaad," it is very similar to a line he says in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], "Who is the guy that wins all the contests? That's me, Strong Baaad."

===Real-World References===
*The phrase "the greatest criminal mind of our time" could be taken from "[[Wikipedia:Superman: The Movie|Superman: The Movie]]," where [[Wikipedia:Lex Luthor|Lex Luthor]] ([[Wikipedia:Gene Hackman|Gene Hackman]]) refers to himself with said phrase.

===Fast Forward===
*"For good or for awesome" is a suggested band name in [[band names]].
*This email comes up on Strong Bad's computer as a gag in [[flashback]].
*Abdi is one of the email senders Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] play with in some kind of card game during one of [[pom pom]]'s Easter eggs.
*In [[the chair]] Strong Bad once again explains that the wrestling mask is his face, and then proceeds to take it off anyway.
*A short clip of this email is seen in [[Accent]].
*Strong Bad would use a similar conclusion in [[homsar]].
*Strong Sad would later mention Abdi LaRue in [[fan club]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version has an Easter egg. If you click on the hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom left-hand corner of the Tandy 400's screen at the end of the email, you'll receive an [[ASCII art]] rendering of a robot.
*The typing sound effect was changed.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Hey! It's Mike and Matt!

'''MIKE:''' We're doing the commentary on the first Strong Bad Email we ever made! It's called... ''{pause}'' Some Kinda Robot.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' In—Invisibility.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' The Basics.

'''MIKE:''' So this, of course, is back when you could see Strong Bad's mouth, when we would animate his mouth.

'''MATT:''' And didn't his head didn—

'''MIKE:''' His head didn't shake.

'''MATT:''' His head didn't shake around violently.

'''MIKE:''' So at some point, we thought that it would be quicker if we put his hea—the foreground head over the mouth...and, uh, just shake his head around, which now takes ''way'' longer than it ever took to just make his mouth move.

'''MATT:''' I think that's right. And Abdi LaRue was— this was from before we started doing this, we sent out, was it a fan list?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it was like a list.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the few, just the 10 people who had ever emailed us.

'''MIKE:''' The email's almost over!

'''MATT:''' Good grief!

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, Abdi!

'''MATT:''' Thanks, Abdi!

=== Fun Facts ===
* [[invisibility]] and [[the basics]] are the names of two later emails.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail1.html|watch "some kinda robot"]]
*[[HR:sbemail1.swf|view the Flash file for "some kinda robot"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Scrolling Shooter Games Menu

2007-10-23T17:23:30Z

Ten Ten: /* Easter Eggs */ Width not measured in px

[[Image:GamesMenuWii.png|thumb|The current ''Games'' menu]]

'''Scrolling Shooter Games Menu''' is the current [[homestarrunner.com]] games selection screen. It is styled from the vertical [[Wikipedia:Scrolling shooter|scrolling shooter]] arcade games from the early '80s. The older games are available from the WWII style fighter, while the newer more advanced games are selected from the fancy space fighters. A [[20X6]] character describes each game.

'''Page Title:''' Shots do NOT hurt other players... yet.

'''Date:''' July 29, 2004

== Available Games==
*[[Handheld Games Menu|Old Games]] — ''So old they are new! Maybe you forgot!''
*[[TROGDOR!|Trogdor]] — ''One armed dragon might! Thrilling level!''
*[[Population: Tire|Pop Tire]] — ''Bouncing tire Challenge! Begin at once!''
*[[Thy Dungeonman|Dungeon Man]] — ''Type an adventure! Keyboard to the max!''
*[[Awexome Cross]] — ''Rolling Cheat thunder! Grab n go cash!''
*[[StrongBadZone|SBZone]] — ''Avoiding shaped attacks in a Strong Bad Zone!''
*[[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up|Marshie Ween]] — ''Switching colored treats! Floating delights!''
*[[Secret Collect.|Secret Collect]] — ''A flashing maze to create many times!''
*[[RhinoFeeder|Rhino Feeder]] - ''Mighty zoo animal! Elude a snake!''
*[[Peasant's Quest|Peasant Quest]] — ''Robed peasant hero! Text and graphic style!''
*[[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinko Man]] - ''Sidemost scrolling! Stinkoman presents!''
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3|Dungeon Man 3]] - ''Text and graphics! Orange adventure!''
*[[Viidelectrix|Wii Games]] - ''Games for Wii! Wave it all around!''
*[[Make-O Your Own Stinko|Stinko Comix]] - ''Make your own comics! Sprite based humors!''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click the center "Games Menu... 1982 Videlectrix.com" to go to the [[Videlectrix]] website.
*Click on the level number to change the backgrounds.
<gallery>
Image:Gamesmenulvl1.PNG|
Image:Gamesmenulvl2.PNG|
Image:Gamesmenulvl3.PNG|
</gallery>
*When you collect one of the [[Wikipedia:Power-up|power-ups]] that appear occasionally, the character ship and avatar changes accordingly.
:{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=6 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Character !! width=90 | Avatar (closed mouth) !! width=90 | Avatar (open mouth) !! Ship !! Power-Up
|-
| <center>[[1-Up]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu 1-Up.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu 1-Up (open).PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu 1-Up Ship.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu 1-Up Pill.PNG|75px]]</center>
|-
| <center>[[Stinkoman]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Stinkoman.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Stinkoman (open).PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Stinkoman Ship.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Stinkoman Pill.PNG|75px]]</center>
|-
| <center>[[Pan Pan]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Pan Pan.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Pan Pan (open).PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Pam Pam Ship.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Pan Pan Pill.PNG|75px]]</center>
|-
| <center>[[Cheatball]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu The Cheat.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu The Cheat (open).PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu The Cheat Ship.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu The Cheat Pill.PNG|75px]]</center>
|-
| <center>[[20X6 Coach Z]] </center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Coach Z.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Coach Z (open).PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Coach Z Ship.PNG|75px]]</center>
| <center>[[Image:Games Menu Coach Z Pill.PNG|75px]]</center>
|}

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
[[Image:2nite.png|thumb|right|Screenshot of the New Games page when played using Flash Player 6; note the unused ''[[TROGDOR!]]'' message.]]
*When this menu was first released, the information bar at the bottom (score, brand, level) was not there. It was added shortly thereafter.
*When viewing the flash file, a small green line floats to the bottom on the left side in level 3.
*This is the first time Cheatball and 20X6 Coach Z have ever been shown.
*The score can't move above 0.
*Loading the page up with Flash Player 6 will cause the browser to complain about a script in the background making everything run slowly. If cancel is selected it will cause the menu to cease loading the levels (thus showing "Level", without any numeric value assigned, leaving a blank screen), cause the sprite to go haywire (it'll go through every morphing and moving animation over and over and over...) and have some characters say an otherwise unused message ("''Trogdor is the Greatest Game! Play 2Nite!''").
**Note: The message "TROGDOR IS THE GREATEST GAME! PLAY 2NITE!!" is actually the default value of the text box. It is replaced with another message when you move the mouse over an item. The text is never seen unless all actionscript is stopped, which happens when you get the "running slowly" dialog box described above and choose to stop running scripts.
*When [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] was added to the games menu, it briefly [[:Image:GamesMenuWithDungeonMan3WithoutRhinoFeeder.PNG|replaced RhinoFeeder]].

=== Remarks ===
*Each ship has a different maneuverability. From fastest to slowest: Cheatball, Stinkoman, 1-Up, 20X6 Coach Z, and Pan Pan.
*While most of the website fits into a small rectangle with rounded edges, this menu has proportions more like that of an arcade cabinet's monitor, with sharp edges.
*Despite using 20X6 characters, each pill uses the initials of the normal characters (for example, SB = Strong Bad, not Stinkoman). The ships are also designed off of the normal non-20X6 characters, the most obvious example being Pan Pan's [[Pom Pom]]-shaped spaceship.
*Pan Pan opens and closes his mouth to make it appear that he speaks normal words, although he has been shown to communicate by bouncing, as seen in [[Under Construction]].

=== Glitches ===
[[Image:Dissapear.JPG|thumb|139px|Disappearing act]]
*Grab a slow character's pill (20X6 Coach Z or Pan Pan) and go to one of the far sides and quickly scroll to the other side and click on one of the games. Your character's laser will shoot out from where the ship was and the game you clicked on will still explode even if the laser isn't anywhere near it.
*If you click on a game-ship in the far left and scroll very fast to the right (or vice-versa) with a fast character's pill, your ship will disappear unless you navigate to the opposite direction you went.

=== Real-World References ===
* The levels are all inspired by classic video games.
**Level 1 (landscape) is modeled after ''[[Wikipedia:Xevious|Xevious]]'' (by [[Wikipedia:Namco|Namco]], 1982).
**Level 2 (sea/ships) is modeled after ''[[Wikipedia:1941: Counter Attack|1941: Counter Attack]]'' (by [[Wikipedia:Capcom|Capcom]], 1984).
**Level 3 (space) is probably a reference to the arcade games ''[[Wikipedia:Galaxian|Galaxian]]'' (by Namco, 1979) and ''[[Wikipedia:Galaga|Galaga]]'' (by Namco, 1981).
*The quote for Awexome Cross refers to the sidescrolling shooter series named ''[[Wikipedia:Rolling Thunder (arcade game)|Rolling Thunder]]'' (by [[Wikipedia:Namco|Namco]], 1986).
*The power-ups fall down in the same fashion as the game ''[[Wikipedia:Arkanoid|Arkanoid]]'', in which falling pill-like objects would change the appearance and ability of the ship below.
*The "Ready!" text that you see when you enter the menu is from the [[Nintendo|NES]] ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man Classic|Mega Man]]'' games (among other games such as [[Wikipedia:Bubble Bobble|Bubble Bobble]]), that is, it uses a similar font and placement.
*The continually rolling "1982 Videlectrix" bar at the bottom is a reference to a similar animation that appeared in most [[Atari 2600]] games made by [[Wikipedia:Activision|Activision]].
*The page title, "Shots do NOT hurt other players...yet." is from the classic arcade game ''[[Wikipedia:Gauntlet (arcade game)|Gauntlet]]''.
*The way the dialogue is displayed (along with the person speaking) resembles the [[Wikipedia:Star Fox series|''Star Fox'' games]].
*The scrollover noise is the jumping noise from the [[Wikipedia:Atari 5200|Atari 5200]] game [[Wikipedia:Montezuma's Revenge (video game)|''Montezuma's Revenge'']] (by [[Wikipedia:Parker Brothers|Parker Brothers]], 1984).

=== Fast Forward ===
*You can [[Stinkoman 20X6 Playable Characters|play as]] Stinkoman's ship, the Stinkowing, in [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 9|Level 9]] of the game [[Stinkoman 20X6]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:games.html|View the Games Menu]]
*[[HR:gamesmenu_new.swf|View the Flash file for the Games Menu]]
*[[HR:oldgames.html|View the Old Games Menu]]
*[[HR:handheld.swf|View the Flash file for the Old Games Menu]]

{{start box}}
{{Succession box | before = [[Handheld Games Menu]] | title = [[Games]] Navigation | years = July 29, 2004-Present | after = N/A}}
{{end box}}
{{H*RNav}}
[[Category:H*R Navigation]][[Category:Games]][[Category:20X6]]

Punkin Stencils

2007-10-22T18:49:44Z

Ten Ten: /* Conveyor Belt */

[[Image:NewPunkin.png|thumb|right|220px|Pick a punkin]]

A yearly feature on the site, the '''Punkin Stencils''' are [[Printables|printable stencils]] to overlay on pumpkins for tracing and cutting. Started as the simple [[HR:stencils.swf|stencils]] selection, it returned for Halloween '04 with almost twice as many pumpkins as a pumpkin patch. In 2005, it was updated with the front row of Pumpkins and the light switch Easter egg. In 2006, a new front row was added. In 2007, another new layout debuted, this time using a conveyor belt.

'''Features:''' [[Bad Graphics Ghost]]

'''Page Title:''' Make-a Your Own-a Pumpakin!

'''Date:''' October 20, 2003

'''Updated:''' October 14, 2004; October 17, 2005; October 20, 2006; October 21, 2007

== Original Stencils ==
First to last scroll selection:

[[Marshie]], [[Bubs]], [[Homestar Runner]] running, [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]]'s Z, [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Bad]]'s silhouette, [[Homsar]]'s face, [[The King of Town]]

== Punkin Patch Stencils ==
[[Image:pumpkinstencils.png|thumb|right|220px|Punkin Patch]]
Left to right in each row:

'''Back row:''' [[Sherlock]], [[The King of Town]], [[Eh! Steve!]], [[Bubs]], [[Marshie]], [[The Cheat]]

'''Sixth row:''' [[Homestar Runner]] running, [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Marzipan]], [[Coach Z]]

'''Fifth row:''' [[Strong Bad]]'s face, [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], [[Strong Bad]]'s silhouette

'''Fourth row:''' [[Homestar Runner]]'s face, [[Strong Mad]], [[Trogdor]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homsar]]'s silhouette

'''Third row:''' [[Homsar]]'s face, [[Coach Z]]'s Z, [[Stinkoman]], [[The Goblin]]

'''Second row (added 2005):''' [[:Image:logo.png|Homestar Runner logo]], [[Li'l Brudder]], [[Rather Dashing]], [[Sterrance]]

'''Front row (added 2006):''' [[Gary Palaroncini]] with guitar, [[Bear holding a Shark]], [[The Municipality]]'s logo, the [[duck]] from Homestar's [[Duckie Shirt]]

=== Easter Eggs ===
*If you wait 20 seconds after the screen is done loading (without clicking any of the pumpkins), the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] will appear.
**If your computer runs too slow to animate at the usual 12 frames per second it will take longer – the code waits for 240 frames.
**If you click on one of the pumpkins the timer stops – the ghost will appear after 20 seconds total with no stencil visible.
*By pressing L, you can turn off the lights and see the pumpkins light up. Press it again, and the lights will flicker for a moment before coming back on.

=== Fun Facts ===
====Goofs====
*The lights-out masks (see below) for the Poopsmith, Stinkoman, and most notably Sherlock are not quite right; they don't take the pumpkins in front of them into account.

====Glitches====
*If you roll your cursor over the pumpkins while the lights are out, the pumpkins will still expand, but the outline of the originals (before you roll over them) will be left visible. This is because the darkness is just a nearly-opaque black mask over the original scene.

==Conveyor Belt==
To scroll through available stencils, use the left and right arrows at the bottom. The longer you press on an arrow, the faster the belt will move. When you want to select a stencil, {{film|The Cheat}} will come down and gnaw out the pattern. The pumpkin will then start to glow and the stencil appears.

When the page first loads, the newest stencils are displayed first. The stencils in order, from left to right:
<table>
<autocolumn style="padding-right:18px">
* [[The Sad Kids]]
* [[Pistols For Pandas]]
* [[The Jolly Dumple]]
* [[1-Up]]
* [[Cheatball]]
* the [[duck]] from Homestar's [[Duckie Shirt]]
* [[The Municipality]]'s logo
* [[Bear holding a Shark]]
* [[Gary Palaroncini]] with guitar
* [[Sterrance]]
* [[Rather Dashing]]
* [[Li'l Brudder]]
* [[:Image:logo.png|Homestar Runner logo]]
* [[The Goblin]]
* [[Stinkoman]]
* [[Coach Z]]'s Z
* [[Homsar]]'s face
* [[Homsar]]'s silhouette
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[Trogdor]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[Homestar Runner]]'s face
* [[Strong Bad]]'s silhouette
* [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
* [[Strong Bad]]'s face
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[Marzipan]]
* [[The Poopsmith]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Homestar Runner]] running
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Marshie]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[Eh! Steve!]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[Sherlock]]
</autocolumn></table>
===Easter Eggs===
Once all the pumpkins have been lit, clicking a lit pumpkin will make the Bad Graphics Ghost appear and fill the pumpkin back in again.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:ween_stencils.html|view the pumpkin stencils]]
*[[HR:punkin2007.swf|view the Flash file for the pumpkin stencils]]
*[[HR:stencils.swf|view the stencils available for Halloween 2003]]
*[[Mirror:20041014_ween_stencils.html|view the stencils available for Halloween 2004]] (mirror)
*[[HR:ween_stencils.swf|view the stencils available for Halloween 2005]]
*[[HR:ween_stencils_06b.swf|view the stencils available for Halloween 2006]]

[[Category:Special Pages]][[Category:Halloween]]

Talk:business trip

2007-10-17T00:51:31Z

Ten Ten: /* "You - You've earned it." */ Removing quotations - name cannot copy to id attribute

==Expen$e Account Ones Easter Egg==

I respectfully disagree with the assertion that this Easter Egg is a reference to the "Real American Heroes" Bud Light Campaign. The voice-over for this spot was, in my opinion, a pretty good Ted Koppel impersonation. I think the idea was just to have this spot sound more stuffy and business-like, but, if others agree, mentioning the Ted Koppel impersonation may be worth it. [66.61.20.81] 19:35, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:I wouldn't say Ted Koppel is the source of the voice, but the structure and tone of the commercial is a reference to either the Bud Light campaign or Miller commercials. I'm willing to accept that the community will feel it's [[TTATOT]], but it's clear to me that the voice is clearly an attempt at mimicking a particular voice. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 19:13, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:I also don't think its a reference to the Real American Heroes. The voice didnt match at all
:It sounded to me more like the Miller High Life commercials voice where they talk about "living the high life" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lb28iZKHJc (example)
::I'm sure it's a Miller High Life parody. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:37, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:Maybe it's not a reference to anything in particular? Maybe Matt was just mustering a generic overpaid executive voice? [[User:Evil Egg|Evil Egg]] 12:05, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

==The Field==

i've never seen that style of trees in the field before. is it new? [[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 18:54, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:Looks like. They're all the time tweaking those bushes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 18:58, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
::Or maybe these bushes are from Foreign Lands? Free County UK or summat? [[User:Evil Egg|Evil Egg]] 12:03, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Take off wedding rings ==

This is not a reference to Strongbad's boxing glove hands at all, but the tendency of some male business people on the road to remove their wedding rings to hide the fact that they are married to other women they might meet. I moved this to explanations and removed the inside reference. A mention of vaugly hand related things doen't make a reference. --[[User:Foolster41|Foolster41]] 19:25, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

== You - You've earned it. ==
Is this a reference to the scene in Ghostbusters where Venkman gives the candy bar to Egon? Just a coincidence?
:Oh, wow. Why didn't I recognise that? o_o --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:55, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

==Conglomerate...==
I'm pretty sure that conglomerate is a rock. A sedimentary rock, at that. I have no idea what TBC would be referencing though... --[[User:Chiron|Chiron]] 23:11, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
*A conglomerate rock is a bunch of rocks formed into one. A business conglomerate is a bunch of companies formed into one. -[[User:141.133.160.52|141.133.160.52]] 23:24, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

== Delivery-ceivables ==

in the transcript for the last easter egg is says "Delivery Receivables", but if you listen to it, the announcer elides it into one word, like Delivericeivables. Not quite sure if there should be a note explaining it. [[User:Telamon|-Telamon]] 23:29, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

== Homestar's Soles ==

*Homestar's feet don't have stars in the soles, as they did in [[One, Two, One, Two]]. 
Is this notable? I'm not really STUFFing it now because I'm neutral to its inclusion. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:40, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:I think the sole-stars are a stylistic inclusion. The One Two Homestar picture is of an ever-so-slightly different style than normal. Please to be also referring to [[crying]], where he is in the usual style, also with no stars. Additionally, the footprints he leaves in the snow in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] have no stars. Thusly, I feel the stars are NOT typical of the normal Homestar, and only appear in style changes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:17, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think that makes sense. I agree. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:57, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::If that's the case, then should we note the stars on his soles in One Two? If it's considerable to call it out of norm, then we should make note of it.{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 00:49, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

==St.Louis==
They brought The Cheat an swimming airplane from St. Louis, why implies that they went to St. Louis, even though they went to the King's castle and went to the bar. Did they even go anywhere for the buisness trip?-[[User:68.116.129.182|68.116.129.182]] 02:01, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:<s>I think we should at least mention Lambert International Airport, because that must have been where he likely got it.</s> Now that I read it again, did they even go anywhere? In some cases, I think it's possible. The Brother's Chaps try to reuse as much stuff as they can. Then again maybe "not going on pointless business trips." Means that the Cheat actually goes somewhere. [[User:70.232.141.225|70.232.141.225]] 11:06, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::I think it's just speaking to the cheapness of the souvenirs that it just has the name of some random city. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with where they actually went. (I wish they would have came to St. Louis, though. I'd have been at the airport waiting for them.)--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 20:22, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::Saint Louis pride. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 20:32, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Scantily? ==

Should we maybe point out that Strong Bad misused (whether TBC did it intentionally or not) the word "scantily"? {{User:LongLiveCoachZ/sig}} 03:52, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:Strong Bad does that kind of thing all the time, really. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 03:59, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::Or maybe just sits in an Corinthian leather office chair all day lighting smokables with vast wads of cash. But yeah, "scantily"'s probably just a Strong Bad mannerism. [[User:Evil Egg|Evil Egg]] 12:00, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Umm he '''didn't''' misuse it though. [[User:MJN SEIFER|MJN SEIFER]] 13:24, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

:He so did. 'Scantily' is an adverb. - Fred Chook

== New paaaaaper?! ==

The @ sign on New Paper is off a little bit. Wha?
:It is. If you compare it to a previous email's, it's quite clear. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:32, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Homestar jumping ==

Pretty sure that's a reference to scooby doo. Especially since it has to do with "rustling" in some bushes.
*Chances are maybe not. Homestar would have sounded like our good ol' little dog if he would try to make that reference. But then again, maybe his speech impediments make that impossible. [[User:70.232.141.225|70.232.141.225]] 11:10, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::i meant the show. not just scooby

== They're bringing it back ==

American gladiators is [http://www.nbc.com/Casting/#gladiators being reborn]. Worth mentioning?--[[User:76.18.235.142|76.18.235.142]] 07:39, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:Perhaps, though nothing beyond "and it's being revived" or some similar short phrasing. The link should remain here on the talk page, since it's too tangental to the email. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:37, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

==Goes Down Smooth?==
Is there any explanation of the easter egg voiceover forthcoming? What does it mean? It sounds kind of like a dirty joke, but that's so not-Homestar Runner. [[User:140.180.166.176|140.180.166.176]] 15:49, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:As noted in the Real World References section (and misidentified by myself -.-;; ), the egg is a parody of the Miller commercials, right down to the tone of the announcer. "Goes down smooth" is a phrase that is commonly used in beer commercials, so I think TBC snuck in a subtle double entendre there with no really meaning. It could also be unintentional. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:35, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::In case you guys haven't noticed, the same phrase was used in [[web comics]]. "Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline." I rest my case. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:47, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::::maybe it contains alotta fiber

==Continental Breakfast==
As of this posting, there is an explanation phrased thus: "''A continental breakfast typically consists of juice, coffee, tea, pastries and fruit. Many hotels '''frequented by business travelers''' have such breakfasts available at no charge for guests.''" I call the bolded portion into question. I feel it's unnecessary, but when I try to remove it, I'm finding much resistance for unknown reasons. (Time to post those reasons, defender.) Opinions, all? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:57, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:As i said in the edit when i first put it back in, certain types of hotels offer it. These types of hotels are the type frequented by businessmen, hence, i think it's an important statement. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:00, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::I'm no businessman, and I've often been at hotels with continental breakfasts. Many hotels that cater to tourists also have continental breakfasts. I agree with removing the part in bold. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:12, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

==Theme Song==
Is it just me or is the Super Mario Bros. theme song being played during the scene with Strong Bad and Homestar in The Field? [[User:72.83.150.246|72.83.150.246]] 20:41, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

It's just you [[User:Foogs|Foogs.]] 00:43, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
== Time ==

Is this email actually 3:41? It seems much longer to me, and the number of frames doesn't seem to correspond to that. Or maybe I'm imagining things. Can somebody time it? I lack the technology to do so. [[User:Dementedc|Dementedc]] 21:18, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:Is that another way of saying, "I don't have a watch" ? Anyway, I get 4:06 for the running time, using my computer clock. And another 19 seconds for the Easter egg, but I don't know if that counts. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:45, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::Never time a toon that way. There is a formula where you can find the number of frames and the frame rate of the toon to get the time. We've occasionally had this problem, where the Toons Menu lists a different time than the frame rate formula shows. We usually write both as something like '''Time:''' X:XX (Toons Menu), X:XX (actual). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:48, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::The running time is the number of frames divided by 12. It also does not include the loading screen or the Easter eggs.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:51, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::::You'll notice I didn't update the time, because I know enough to know that I don't know enough to know what to do! {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:04, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::I'm gonna go ahead and update it with a 4:10 actual, since that seems to be what my calculations give me, assuming we round up. And, btw, "Is that another way of saying, 'I don't have a watch'?" Yes. Yes it is. :) [[User:Dementedc|Dementedc]] 22:15, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Killer Dogs ==

This isn't a slang expression for tired feet; it's a mixed metaphor. Correctly, one would say "my dogs are barking" or "my feet are killing me"--both of which mean that one's feet are tired.--[[User:H-ko|H-ko]] 23:57, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Ripples ==

Im not sure what to call it, but when you click the screen it doesnt ripple like usual.
:Already noted under "Goofs" {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 00:13, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Talk:business trip

2007-10-17T00:49:47Z

Ten Ten: /* Homestar's Soles */

==Expen$e Account Ones Easter Egg==

I respectfully disagree with the assertion that this Easter Egg is a reference to the "Real American Heroes" Bud Light Campaign. The voice-over for this spot was, in my opinion, a pretty good Ted Koppel impersonation. I think the idea was just to have this spot sound more stuffy and business-like, but, if others agree, mentioning the Ted Koppel impersonation may be worth it. [66.61.20.81] 19:35, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:I wouldn't say Ted Koppel is the source of the voice, but the structure and tone of the commercial is a reference to either the Bud Light campaign or Miller commercials. I'm willing to accept that the community will feel it's [[TTATOT]], but it's clear to me that the voice is clearly an attempt at mimicking a particular voice. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 19:13, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:I also don't think its a reference to the Real American Heroes. The voice didnt match at all
:It sounded to me more like the Miller High Life commercials voice where they talk about "living the high life" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lb28iZKHJc (example)
::I'm sure it's a Miller High Life parody. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:37, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:Maybe it's not a reference to anything in particular? Maybe Matt was just mustering a generic overpaid executive voice? [[User:Evil Egg|Evil Egg]] 12:05, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

==The Field==

i've never seen that style of trees in the field before. is it new? [[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 18:54, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:Looks like. They're all the time tweaking those bushes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 18:58, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
::Or maybe these bushes are from Foreign Lands? Free County UK or summat? [[User:Evil Egg|Evil Egg]] 12:03, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Take off wedding rings ==

This is not a reference to Strongbad's boxing glove hands at all, but the tendency of some male business people on the road to remove their wedding rings to hide the fact that they are married to other women they might meet. I moved this to explanations and removed the inside reference. A mention of vaugly hand related things doen't make a reference. --[[User:Foolster41|Foolster41]] 19:25, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

== "You - You've earned it." ==
Is this a reference to the scene in Ghostbusters where Venkman gives the candy bar to Egon? Just a coincidence?
:Oh, wow. Why didn't I recognise that? o_o --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:55, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

==Conglomerate...==
I'm pretty sure that conglomerate is a rock. A sedimentary rock, at that. I have no idea what TBC would be referencing though... --[[User:Chiron|Chiron]] 23:11, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
*A conglomerate rock is a bunch of rocks formed into one. A business conglomerate is a bunch of companies formed into one. -[[User:141.133.160.52|141.133.160.52]] 23:24, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

== Delivery-ceivables ==

in the transcript for the last easter egg is says "Delivery Receivables", but if you listen to it, the announcer elides it into one word, like Delivericeivables. Not quite sure if there should be a note explaining it. [[User:Telamon|-Telamon]] 23:29, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

== Homestar's Soles ==

*Homestar's feet don't have stars in the soles, as they did in [[One, Two, One, Two]]. 
Is this notable? I'm not really STUFFing it now because I'm neutral to its inclusion. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:40, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
:I think the sole-stars are a stylistic inclusion. The One Two Homestar picture is of an ever-so-slightly different style than normal. Please to be also referring to [[crying]], where he is in the usual style, also with no stars. Additionally, the footprints he leaves in the snow in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] have no stars. Thusly, I feel the stars are NOT typical of the normal Homestar, and only appear in style changes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:17, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think that makes sense. I agree. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:57, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::If that's the case, then should we note the stars on his soles in One Two? If it's considerable to call it out of norm, then we should make note of it.{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 00:49, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

==St.Louis==
They brought The Cheat an swimming airplane from St. Louis, why implies that they went to St. Louis, even though they went to the King's castle and went to the bar. Did they even go anywhere for the buisness trip?-[[User:68.116.129.182|68.116.129.182]] 02:01, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:<s>I think we should at least mention Lambert International Airport, because that must have been where he likely got it.</s> Now that I read it again, did they even go anywhere? In some cases, I think it's possible. The Brother's Chaps try to reuse as much stuff as they can. Then again maybe "not going on pointless business trips." Means that the Cheat actually goes somewhere. [[User:70.232.141.225|70.232.141.225]] 11:06, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::I think it's just speaking to the cheapness of the souvenirs that it just has the name of some random city. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with where they actually went. (I wish they would have came to St. Louis, though. I'd have been at the airport waiting for them.)--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 20:22, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::Saint Louis pride. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 20:32, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Scantily? ==

Should we maybe point out that Strong Bad misused (whether TBC did it intentionally or not) the word "scantily"? {{User:LongLiveCoachZ/sig}} 03:52, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:Strong Bad does that kind of thing all the time, really. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 03:59, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::Or maybe just sits in an Corinthian leather office chair all day lighting smokables with vast wads of cash. But yeah, "scantily"'s probably just a Strong Bad mannerism. [[User:Evil Egg|Evil Egg]] 12:00, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Umm he '''didn't''' misuse it though. [[User:MJN SEIFER|MJN SEIFER]] 13:24, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

:He so did. 'Scantily' is an adverb. - Fred Chook

== New paaaaaper?! ==

The @ sign on New Paper is off a little bit. Wha?
:It is. If you compare it to a previous email's, it's quite clear. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:32, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Homestar jumping ==

Pretty sure that's a reference to scooby doo. Especially since it has to do with "rustling" in some bushes.
*Chances are maybe not. Homestar would have sounded like our good ol' little dog if he would try to make that reference. But then again, maybe his speech impediments make that impossible. [[User:70.232.141.225|70.232.141.225]] 11:10, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::i meant the show. not just scooby

== They're bringing it back ==

American gladiators is [http://www.nbc.com/Casting/#gladiators being reborn]. Worth mentioning?--[[User:76.18.235.142|76.18.235.142]] 07:39, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:Perhaps, though nothing beyond "and it's being revived" or some similar short phrasing. The link should remain here on the talk page, since it's too tangental to the email. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:37, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

==Goes Down Smooth?==
Is there any explanation of the easter egg voiceover forthcoming? What does it mean? It sounds kind of like a dirty joke, but that's so not-Homestar Runner. [[User:140.180.166.176|140.180.166.176]] 15:49, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:As noted in the Real World References section (and misidentified by myself -.-;; ), the egg is a parody of the Miller commercials, right down to the tone of the announcer. "Goes down smooth" is a phrase that is commonly used in beer commercials, so I think TBC snuck in a subtle double entendre there with no really meaning. It could also be unintentional. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:35, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::In case you guys haven't noticed, the same phrase was used in [[web comics]]. "Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline." I rest my case. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 16:47, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::::maybe it contains alotta fiber

==Continental Breakfast==
As of this posting, there is an explanation phrased thus: "''A continental breakfast typically consists of juice, coffee, tea, pastries and fruit. Many hotels '''frequented by business travelers''' have such breakfasts available at no charge for guests.''" I call the bolded portion into question. I feel it's unnecessary, but when I try to remove it, I'm finding much resistance for unknown reasons. (Time to post those reasons, defender.) Opinions, all? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:57, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:As i said in the edit when i first put it back in, certain types of hotels offer it. These types of hotels are the type frequented by businessmen, hence, i think it's an important statement. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:00, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::I'm no businessman, and I've often been at hotels with continental breakfasts. Many hotels that cater to tourists also have continental breakfasts. I agree with removing the part in bold. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:12, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

==Theme Song==
Is it just me or is the Super Mario Bros. theme song being played during the scene with Strong Bad and Homestar in The Field? [[User:72.83.150.246|72.83.150.246]] 20:41, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

It's just you [[User:Foogs|Foogs.]] 00:43, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
== Time ==

Is this email actually 3:41? It seems much longer to me, and the number of frames doesn't seem to correspond to that. Or maybe I'm imagining things. Can somebody time it? I lack the technology to do so. [[User:Dementedc|Dementedc]] 21:18, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:Is that another way of saying, "I don't have a watch" ? Anyway, I get 4:06 for the running time, using my computer clock. And another 19 seconds for the Easter egg, but I don't know if that counts. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:45, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::Never time a toon that way. There is a formula where you can find the number of frames and the frame rate of the toon to get the time. We've occasionally had this problem, where the Toons Menu lists a different time than the frame rate formula shows. We usually write both as something like '''Time:''' X:XX (Toons Menu), X:XX (actual). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:48, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::The running time is the number of frames divided by 12. It also does not include the loading screen or the Easter eggs.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:51, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
::::You'll notice I didn't update the time, because I know enough to know that I don't know enough to know what to do! {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:04, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
:::::I'm gonna go ahead and update it with a 4:10 actual, since that seems to be what my calculations give me, assuming we round up. And, btw, "Is that another way of saying, 'I don't have a watch'?" Yes. Yes it is. :) [[User:Dementedc|Dementedc]] 22:15, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Killer Dogs ==

This isn't a slang expression for tired feet; it's a mixed metaphor. Correctly, one would say "my dogs are barking" or "my feet are killing me"--both of which mean that one's feet are tired.--[[User:H-ko|H-ko]] 23:57, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

== Ripples ==

Im not sure what to call it, but when you click the screen it doesnt ripple like usual.
:Already noted under "Goofs" {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 00:13, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

business trip

2007-10-15T23:35:52Z

Ten Ten: /* Trivia */

{{sbenav|182}}
[[Image:business_trip_thumb.png|thumb|200px|"I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!"]]
Strong Bad is asked if he ever does anything serious, so he and Homestar go on a business trip.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Mad}} (voice-only)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Bar]], [[The King of Town's Castle]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' October 15, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:41

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' When I was sixteen I sold all my emails and hit the road.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: have you ever? PLEASE!!</div>
Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or 
something serious? think about it. 
 
-ROXY~VA
</blockquote>
''{pronounces "sbmail" as written. The "~" is accompanied by the sound like a cassette tape playing unevenly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I think we should ''seriously'' talk about your name, Roxy. I'm afraid your career choices may be limited to a Limozeen groupie or maybe an American Gladiator. ''{clears screen}'' Something involving you wearing scantily clothes. You don't meet too many Professors of Women Studies named Roxy. As for business trips, The Cheat and I are being sent to a conference in a just a few seconds here. ''{stops typing}'' The Cheat, you ready to ro'?

''{cut to wider shot of Homestar Runner standing next to Strong Bad's computer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sure am, Sam!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you're not The Cheat.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nah, not any more. The Cheat got promoted to ''{cut to a portrait of The Cheat in a business suit}'' Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What! I've been trying to get that job for years.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, it just going to be me and you. Sleepin' out underneath the stars. Roasting some marshmallows.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, this is a ''business'' trip, not a camping trip.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Oh, I see. I guess I shouldn't brought these, then. ''{Pan over to a stack of cans marked "Pork [[b/w]] Beans"}''

''{Diamond iris out to The Field, next to a sign that reads "Annual Symposium Conference Lecture Seminar Series Registration"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homestar. We got to start talking loudly about our business trip, so that everyone around us knows we're on a business trip. ''{speaking a little louder}'' Uh, continental breakfast? More like, ''in''-continential bleck-fast.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Yeah, seal the deal! ''{wider shot with Homestar wearing the pork b/w beans cans on his feet}'' Seal the deal!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, what are those jangles? ''{Close up of the cans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, airport security. You know how it is these days. Roll my eyes. ''{Homestar's eye highlights rotate}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, hurry up. We've got to get there before the keynote starts so we can ditch out five minutes after the keynote starts.

''{push wipe to Strong Sad wearing [[cool shades|glasses]] and holding a clip board}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{flatly}'' Welcome to Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes. Please allow me to begin.

''{Reverse shot to Strong Bad and Homestar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's our cue. ''{they sneak out}''

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ...And we'll go ahead and break for lunch.

''{Diamond iris out to The Bar, medium shot of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, there's nothing like a couple of ice cold Expen$e Account Ones while on a business trip.

''{Cut to a wide shot of Homestar and Strong Bad. Homestar is wearing multiple lanyards.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boy, I'll say. I've been going nuts with our lanyard per diem.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see what's next on the itinerary. ''{Cut to the itinerary. As items are checked off, check marks appear.}'' Take off wedding rings, check. Complain about hotel mattress, check. Talk about how our dogs are killing us...''{squiggly line appears}'' we're not quite there yet. Collect dry twigs for kindling?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' That's a check.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meet hot female executives for drinks. ''{Cut back to Homestar and Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks around.}'' Um... mostly check? Oh crap, we've got to seal the deal with the foreign conglomerate in ten minutes!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar has leapt into Strong Bad's arms}'' And not a moment too soon! I think I heard a bear rustling in the woods!

''{Iris out to The King of Town's castle. A gong is heard. The King of Town is wearing a tag saying "Foreign Conglomerate"}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, gentlemen, this is how this is going to go down. I'm going to write a number on this piece of paper.

''{Reverse shot to Homestar and Strong Bad. The King of Town slides the paper with an obvious bulge to the pair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, King, you wrote a piece of lasagna on this piece of paper.

''{Cut back to The King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' And I ain't budging! Now, where are those units?

''{Reverse shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What units? I thought we just here to seal the deal.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Bad wouldn't let me bring all of them. But I did manage to smuggle these two ''{holds up the Pork b/w Beans cans}'' past airport security.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the sense make?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, I'll take it! You boys drive a soft bargain. Poopsmith! Prepare the bathtub!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, cramp my style. We sealed the deal! Go ahead, Homestar. You— you've earned it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Homestar puts his feet up on the table}'' My dogs are killing me!

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But the real reason for business trips is to buy last minute peanut brittle and crappy souvenirs from airport gift shops for your kids!

''{Cut to the Cheat on the computer table, with a windup airplane floating in a fish bowl}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, see, it's an airplane! That swims! And loves St. Louis!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises and then walks off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine, then. Strong Mad will appreciate it.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' NO I WON'T!

''{The airplane sinks and [[New Paper]] comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The peanut brittle could've swam better than that.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the "mostly check" check mark to see an assortment of hockey player [[Trading Cards#From business trip|trading cards]] for Jeu'realo Mostlycheck, Claudglaun Sortacheck, and Reneejeue Kindacheck.
*Click on "peanut brittle" as Strong Bad types it to see a box of "Last Minit Peanut Brittle".
*Click on the airplane at the end to see an advertisement for "[[Cold One|Expen$e Account Ones]]".
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Cool, refreshing Expen$e Account Ones make everything go down smooth. Including that moron from Delivery Receivables they stuck you on the road with. Yeah, that's right, he just made a "You Go Girl" joke.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
* A [[Wikipedia:carbon footprint|carbon footprint]] is the amount of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases emitted by a product or service, or in this case, a company.
* "[[Wikipedia:Per diem|Per diem]]", a Latin term meaning "for each day", is the amount of money a business allows their employees to spend each day to cover work-related living and traveling expenses.
* "My dogs are killing me" is American slang for "My feet hurt."
* "Take off wedding rings" is a reference to the tendency of some male businesspeople on the road to remove their wedding rings to hide the fact that they are married from women they might meet.

===Trivia===
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#ballistix|ballistix]]".
*This is the first time Homestar rolls his eyes.
*Homestar's feet don't have stars in the soles, as they did in [[One, Two, One, Two]].

===Goofs===
*The indentations usually caused by clicking on the Lappy's screen are missing in this email.
*The @ sign on [[New Paper]] is off center on its key.

===Inside References===
*Homestar states that he isn't The Cheat anymore, referring to [[do over]].
**Additionally, the exclamation Homestar uses, "Sure am, Sam!", is a reference to [[i she be]], where The Cheat used the same phrase in an online chat.
*The [[soapbox]] now reads: "Fifteen [[Type]]s"
*Homestar mentions eating "pork [[b/w]] beans" in both [[helium]] and [[Arcade Game]].
*One of Homestar's passes read [[LEMKE]]. Also, the pennant reading "LEMKE!" is also just visible on the wall of The Bar.
*The "Last Minit Peanut Brittle" box mirrors the "Not-So-Thin Mints" box seen in [[rough copy]].
*The hat and briefcase in the Expense Account Ones Easter egg were previously seen in [[montage]].
*The way Homestar says "marshmallows" echoes the way he says it in [[No Hands on Deck]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:American Gladiators|American Gladiators]], one of Strong Bad's suggestions for Roxy's career path, was a television show where contestants would compete against each other in various athletic contests while muscle-bound "Gladiators" attempted to frustrate their progress. The gladiators were known by one-word names that often rose to the level of "Remarkably Cheesy." Some notable examples are: Blaze, Bronco, Diamond, Ice, Thunder, Turbo, Storm, Tower, Viper, Elektra, Havoc, Tank and Thor.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|182|{{{2|12636}}}}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

The Pizz

2007-10-15T14:28:26Z

Ten Ten:

[[Image:The Pizz Logo.png|thumb|Want Some Pizza?]]
'''The Pizz''' is a [[pizza]] place created by [[Strong Bad]] in the interest of attracting young college girls; however, soon after opening, it somehow became a real, successful pizzeria. It was originally titled "Strong Bad's [[Strong Badia]]n Pizza" but Strong Bad expressed his annoyance with the name's length, and it became The Pizz. It has received a favorable review from [[Strong Sad]]'s [[Review Revue]], although its social networking site, [http://virtualpizz.biz virtualpizz.biz], was said to have missed the mark. [[Homestar Runner]] works as an employee. It also serves Slumber Party Style pizza.

==VirtualPizz.biz==
The Pizz's website is located at VirtualPizz.biz and enables customers to create an anthropomorphic slice of pizza to interact with other customers in a simulation. Customers can acquire "Pizz points", which they can exchange for virtual decorations and furnishings for their simulated residences. In this manner, Strong Bad decorates Strong Badia and engages in a flame war with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[The King of Town]].

A fan created a website at http://www.virtualpizz.biz shortly after the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[pizza joint]] was released. It contains only the VirtualPizz.biz logo, a "Login" button that links to [[pizza joint]], and an [[Easter egg]].

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[pizza joint]]
*Email [[slumber party]]
[[Category:Companies]]

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Weekly Fanstuff 2004

2007-09-24T23:30:41Z

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{{Weekly Fanstuff}}

This is a list of all the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] appearances from 2004.
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="200" | Image !! width="15%" | Date !! Text !! Description
|- id="WF-2004-12-30"
| [[Image:MonstrousHomsar.PNG|200px|monstrous homsar]] || 30 Dec 2004 || monstrous homsar || A hilariously huge [[Homsar]] costume.
|- id="WF-2004-12-16"
| [[Image:fanstuff_sb_accordian.PNG|200px|ol' accordian limbs sb]] || 16 Dec 2004 || ol' accordian  limbs sb || Two stuffed [[Strong Bad]]s, both with folded paper arms and legs.
|- id="WF-2004-12-09"
| [[Image:fanstuff_fomestar.PNG|200px|funnable, fuzzy fomestar]] || 09 Dec 2004 || funnable, fuzzy fomestar || A quite fuzzy stuffed animal [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]].
|- id="WF-2004-12-02"
| [[Image:fanstuff_ss_meringues.PNG|200px|strong sad meringues!]] || 02 Dec 2004 || strong sad meringues! || Meringues made to look like [[Strong Sad]].
|- id="WF-2004-11-22"
| [[Image:fanstuff_legogdor!.PNG|200px|legogdor!]] || 22 Nov 2004 || legogdor! || Lego-built [[Trogdor]], archer, knights, peasants, and a cottage. More pics can be found [http://www.suave.net/~dave/trogdor.cgi here].
|- id="WF-2004-11-11"
| [[Image:skullcap.png|200px|homestar skullcap]] || 11 Nov 2004 || homestar skullcap || [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] drawn on a yarmulke.
|- id="WF-2004-11-08"
| [[Image:fanstuff_oneseriousequation.PNG|200px|one serious equation]] || 08 Nov 2004 || one serious equation || A smiling [[The Cheat]] done on a [[Wikipedia:TI-83 series|TI-83 graphing calculator]].
|- id="WF-2004-10-07"
| [[Image:fanstuff_legomestar.PNG|200px|legomestar runner]] || 07 Oct 2004 || legomestar runner || A Lego-built [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] that is 21 inches (53.34 cm) tall.
|- id="WF-2004-09-30"
| [[Image:fanstuff_meltymens.PNG|200px|homestar meltymens!]] || 30 Sept 2004 || homestar meltymens! || Clay [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Marzipan]], and [[Strong Bad]].
|- id="WF-2004-09-23"
| [[Image:fanstuff_hsjr_th.PNG|200px|homestar jr. feat. thnikkaman]] || 23 Sept 2004 || homestar jr. feat. thnikkaman || A real life [[Homestar Jr.]] and a clay [[The Thnikkaman|Thnikkaman]].
|- id="WF-2004-09-19"
| [[Image:ciacdc.png|200px|cheat in a crisper drawer cake]] || 19 Sept 2004 || cheat in a crisper drawer cake || A cake that is designed to look like [[The Cheat]] in a [[Crisper Drawer]] from [[privileges]].
|- id="WF-2004-09-07"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040907_homestarfeltbabies.png|200px|homestar felt-babies!]] || 07 Sept 2004 || homestar felt-babies! || Felt-made [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[The Cheat]].
|- id="WF-2004-08-31"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040831_somewhereintheUK.png|200px|somewhere in the UK]] || 31 Aug 2004 || somewhere in the UK || A "No [[Trogdor]]s" sign and [[graffiti]] that reads "Trogdor strikes again!" on a wall.
|- id="WF-2004-08-26"
| [[Image:fanstuff_0826_plehjallegiance.png|200px|pleh jallegiance]] || 26 Aug 2004 || pleh jallegiance || A fan-made [[Strongbadia]] flag.
|- id="WF-2004-08-19"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040819_sweetchucks.png|200px|sweetchucks.]] || 19 Aug 2004 || sweetchucks. || [[Chuck Taylor All-Stars]] with [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[The Cheat]] on them.
|- id="WF-2004-08-12"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040812_thechetisfune.png|200px|seriously, the chet IS fune.]] || 12 Aug 2004 || seriously, the chet IS fune. || A preschooler's drawing and description of [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]]. It reads "ThiS iS Stog Bad He is red. ThiS iS the Chet. He iS fune."
|- id="WF-2004-08-05"
| [[Image:cheese.PNG|200px|a cheese with legs?]] || 05 Aug 2004 || a cheese with legs? || A fan-made [[The Cheat]] costume.
|- id="WF-2004-07-29"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040729_reallifebubs.png|200px|real life bubs! AAAHH!]] || 29 Jul 2004 || real life bubs! AAAHH! || Realistic-looking [[Bubs]] costume.
|- id="WF-2004-07-19"
| [[Image:congrats1.png|200px|congrats the cheat!]] || 19 Jul 2004 || congrats the cheat! || [http://www.cheat.org/about/awards/2003watershed%20of%20the%20year/view News article] on this topic at the [http://www.cheat.org/ official site] of ''Friends Of [[The Cheat]]''.
|- id="WF-2004-07-12"
| [[Image:fanstufftrogdor2.png|200px|trogdor "stand-up" cabinet]] || 12 Jul 2004 || trogdor "stand-up" cabinet || ([[:Image:trogdorarcade.jpg|full image]]) From [http://www.obeythetube.com/pages/i_map-arcade.html obeythetube.com].
|- id="WF-2004-07-05"
| [[Image:hrwikifanstuff_cheatbread1.png|200px|sweet cheat bread 1]] [[Image:hrwikifanstuff_cheatbread2.png|200px|sweet cheat bread 2]] || 05 Jul 2004 || sweet cheat bread ||A piece of bread in the shape of [[The Cheat]]. Second image Photoshopped to add [[The Cheat]]'s spots, eyes, arm, and dimple.
|- id="WF-2004-06-29"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040629_hssockpuppet.jpg|200px|homestar sock puppet]] || 29 Jun 2004 || homestar sock puppet || A puppet of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], made from a sock.
|- id="WF-2004-06-21"
| [[Image:fanstufftrogdor.png|200px|burninating the evergreens]] || 21 Jun 2004 || burninating the evergreens || A Washington custom license plate that says "[[TROGDOR]]".
|- id="WF-2004-05-31"
| [[Image:fanstuffhelloyellodello.png|200px|hello yello dello]] || 31 May 2004 || hello yello dello || [[The Yello Dello]] action figure.
|- id="WF-2004-05-24"
| [[Image:greeting_cardgage.png|200px|greeting cardgage]] || 24 May 2004 || greeting cardgage || Greeting card with a picture of [[Senor Cardgage]] holding a sign.
|- id="WF-2004-05-10"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040510_pompomipod.png|200px|pom-pom ipod]] || 10 May 2004 || pom-pom ipod || 3D Render of a [[Pom Pom]]-shaped iPod.
|- id="WF-2004-05-03"
| [[Image:bubssignfanstuff.png|200px|coupla beverages with a side order of redemption]] || 03 May 2004 || coupla beverages with a side order of redemption || A sign pointing to a restaurant named Bub's.
|- id="WF-2004-04-26"
| [[Image:fanstuffbuttdance.png|200px|butt dance butt dance]] || 26 Apr 2004 || butt dance butt dance || Front view of a [[Buttdance|bobble-butt]] [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]].
|- id="WF-2004-04-20"
| [[Image:claytrogdorfanstuff.png|200px|clay trogdor]] || 20 Apr 2004 || clay trogdor || Model of [[Trogdor]] made from clay.
|- id="WF-2004-04-01"
| [[Image:fanstuffstinkoman.png|200px|stinkoman underdrawers]] || 01 Apr 2004 || stinkoman underdrawers || Underwear with a picture of [[Stinkoman]] in one of his "cool poses" on it.
|- id="WF-2004-03-22"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040322_matchsticksb.png|200px|matchstick strong bad]] || 22 Mar 2004 || matchstick strong bad || Small [[Strong Bad]] atop a matchstick.
|- id="WF-2004-03-15"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040316_derby1.png|200px|pinewood derby homestar]] || 15 Mar 2004 || pinewood derby homestar || A [[Wikipedia:Pinewood Derby|Pinewood Derby]] car with [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] in the driving seat.
|- id="WF-2004-03-15_2"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040316_derby2.png|200px|pinewood derby strong bad]] || 15 Mar 2004 || pinewood derby strong bad || Another Pinewood Derby car, with [[Strong Bad]] in the driving seat.
|- id="WF-2004-03-08"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040308_tattoo.png|200px|modestly hot tattoo]] || 08 Mar 2004 || modestly hot tattoo || A tattoo of [[Modestly Hot Homsar]].
|- id="WF-2004-03-01"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040301_tinystinkoman.png|200px|tiny, tiny stinkoman]] || 01 Mar 2004 || tiny, tiny stinkoman || A small model of [[Stinkoman]].
|- id="WF-2004-02-23"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040223_ducttapetrogdor.png|200px|duct tape trogdor]] || 23 Feb 2004 || duct tape trogdor || A [[Trogdor]] sculpture with burninated peasant, made out of duct tape.
|- id="WF-2004-02-09"
| [[Image:fanstuff_040209_licenseplate.png|200px|custom plates, yo]] || 09 Feb 2004 || custom plates, yo || A Wisconsin custom license plate that reads "[[Witches' Brew|WCHS BRU]]".
|- id="WF-2004-02-02"
| [[Image:trogdorfanplushie.png|200px|trogdor fan plushie]] || 02 Feb 2004 || trogdor fan plushie || Plushie of [[Trogdor]].
|- id="WF-2004-01-27"
| [[Image:fanstuffcoldone.png|200px|A Cold One cross-stitch.]] || 27 Jan 2004 || A Cold One cross-stitch || Cross-Stitch masterpiece of [[Cold One]]s, taken from [[property of ones]].
|}

[[Category:Past Updates]]

Where My Hat Is At?

2007-09-24T03:14:56Z

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[[Image:WhereMyHat.png|thumb|Where My Hat Is At?]]
The second [[Homestar Runner]] children's "book," and the first Homestar Runner web appearance. Homestar has lost his hat, and he can't play in the big game without it! Will he find his hat in time?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[The Umpire]].

'''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==The Story==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="200" | Image description !! Text !! width=8% | Link
|-
| ''A portrait view of Homestar, standing in a green star'' || Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. || [[HR:hs1.html|hs1]]
|-
| ''Homestar stands with an arrow pointing to his head and the words "no hat"'' || On the day of the Big Game, the Homestar Runner lost his hat. Without it, he wouldn't be allowed to play. || [[HR:hs2.html|hs2]]
|-
| ''Homestar lifts a couch, looking underneath'' || It wasn't under the couch. || [[HR:hs3.html|hs3]]
|-
| ''Homestar looks at an old TV set with static on the screen'' || Or on top of the teleset. || [[HR:hs4.html|hs4]]
|-
| ''Portrait view of Homestar with a speech bubble which reads, "WHERE MY HAT IS AT?" inside'' || || [[HR:hs5.html|hs5]]
|-
| ''Homestar is in a swimming pool with a beach ball'' || It wasn't in the pool. || [[HR:hs6.html|hs6]]
|-
| ''Homestar is looking at a grill with a steak on it'' || Or cooking on the grill. || [[HR:hs7.html|hs7]]
|-
| ''The same view of Homestar saying "WHERE MY HAT IS AT?" is seen'' || || [[HR:hs8.html|hs8]]
|-
| ''Homestar is looking at an empty postbox with the word "HOMESTAR" on top'' || It wasn't in the postbox. || [[HR:hs9.html|hs9]]
|-
| ''Homestar is laying under a red car'' || Or under the auto. || [[HR:hs10.html|hs10]]
|-
| ''"WHERE MY HAT IS AT?" screen is seen again'' || || [[HR:hs11.html|hs11]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom'' || Pom-Pom hadn't seen it. || [[HR:hs12.html|hs12]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing next to Coach Z'' || Neither had Coach Zee. || [[HR:hs13.html|hs13]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing in front of Bubs' Concession Stand, and Bubs is shrugging his shoulders'' || Bubs from the concession stand hadn't seen it. || [[HR:hs1x.html|hs1x]]
|-
| ''The umpire is seen behind a baseball plate speaking to Homestar'' || "If you can't find your hat, you're not allowed to play in today's Big Game," said the umpire. || [[HR:hs14.html|hs14]]
|-
| ''Homestar is kicking a can sadly'' || "Looks like I won't be able to play then," the Homestar Runner said reluctantly..  || [[HR:hs15.html|hs15]]
|-
| ''Homestar walks down a road'' || || [[HR:hs16.html|hs16]]
|-
| ''Homestar stands in front of a refrigerator'' || "I could go for a few cold ones right about now," said the Homestar Runner. So he opened the icebox to grab a couple. || [[HR:hs17.html|hs17]]
|-
| ''A view of the inside of the refrigerator is seen with various items inside, including Homestar's hat'' || When he opened the icebox, he noticed something strange, but he couldn't put his finger on it. || [[HR:hs18.html|hs18]]
|-
| ''The "WHERE MY HAT IS AT?" panel is seen again, only the speech bubble reads, "THERE MY HAT IS AT!!"'' || Between the milk and the cold ones was his hat. || [[HR:hs19.html|hs19]]
|-
| ''Homestar now has his hat on and is running while drinking a Cold One'' || So, he grabbed his hat and a couple cold ones and ran to the Big Game. || [[HR:hs20.html|hs20]]
|-
| ''Homestar runs onto the Home Plate, and the umpire yells, "SAFE!"'' || He got there just in time to score the winning run. || [[HR:hs21.html|hs21]]
|-
| ''Homestar, Pom Pom, Coach Z, and the umpire stand next to Homestar'' || "Where did you find your hat?" asked Coach Zee. "Between the milk and the cold ones." || [[HR:hs22.html|hs22]]
|-
| ''A portrait shot of Homestar in a green star is seen, with the words "THE END"'' || || [[HR:hs23.html|hs23]]
|}

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the first appearance of [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]], as well as the first and only appearance of [[The Umpire]].
*Coach Z's name is spelled "Coach Zee."
*This is one of the few times Homestar is seen drinking [[Cold One|cold ones]]. He also has one in [[Theme Song Video]] and [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*In the old version, on the image with Bubs, the page URL is hs1x, whereas the others are hs1, hs2, hs3, etc. The Brothers Chaps may have forgotten to put it in, which is why it didn't follow the order, and clicking 'back' from hs14 took you to hs13 rather than hs1x, as it should have. This has since been fixed in the new version made on February 14, 2006.
*In the old version there were buttons for 'next' on the last image, and 'back' on the first image. Those would take you to cartoons.html, which was [[404'd]]. This has also since been fixed in the new version made on February 14, 2006.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The book is read out loud now.
*Instead of the images being fullscreen, the book is now presented in a similar fashion to [[kids' book]], with music from [[pop-up]] playing.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Look, Mike, it's an old book! How many times do you think I say something about, "Look Mike", or "Hi Mike", or "Hey Mike" at the beginning at a commentary?

'''MIKE:''' All of them. This is the last bit of Homestar Runner-ery before the website.

'''MATT:''' That's right. This was done on Mike's old Free Country, USA website.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, this is just a HTML page click-through story book. Mindspring.com/... what was your old...

'''MATT:''' Tilda Mic-Chat?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, yeah. So, for some reason the "post box" and the "auto" is basically British. Old Homestar sort of had this weird Japanese feel, and then he went through this weird British phase.

''{both laugh}''

'''MIKE:''' And this is the uh... when Bubs and Coach Z, their first appearance.

'''MATT:''' De-butt.

'''MIKE:''' De-butt. And the umpire, too. Who, uh...

''{Matt laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Who we forgot to make that Easter egg! We were going to put the Umpire in an Easter egg in the last email we made.

'''MIKE:''' You'll never hear from him again now! That was his one chance!

'''MATT:''' I like the weird shadow of the can. The wind from the can flying. The motion lines.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' That's a nice fridge.

'''MIKE:''' Well... well, thanks.

'''MATT:''' I want to punch this narrator, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' That's you, Matt. He's really...

'''MATT:''' I don't like him. He's very soft-spoken. He's pandering. I feel like if I was a child I would be insulted by him. Like, "This guy thinks I'm an idiot!" I need to be handled with kid gloves. Say something else, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Eh...

'''MATT:''' What do you think of your style? Were you... you know, kind of "loosley fill in..."

'''MIKE:''' Go outside the lines?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, like they tell you not to do!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. I was breaking all the rules with this one. ''{"The End" shows up on the screen}'' I agree.

'''MATT:''' Yeah...

== External Links==
* [[HR:wheremyhatisat.swf|View the Flash file for "Where My Hat Is At?"]]
* [[HR:hs1.html|View the old page for "Where My Hat Is At?"]]
{{Museum}}
[[Category:Early Work]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Yahoo Store

2007-09-24T03:13:54Z

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[[Image:newhrstore.png|thumb|right|220px|Homestore Runner!]]
The '''[[HRStore:|Store]]''' is where one can buy [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] merchandise. It is also the main source of income for [[The Brothers Chaps]], allowing [[homestarrunner.com]] to remain ad-free.

'''Page Title:''' All Types of Crazy Crap

==Front Page==
===September 18, 2007===
<big>'''hey, hey...slosh-ay'''</big>

Introducing the much anticipated '''[[HRStore:sloshy.html|sloshy t-shirt]]'''. So what if they don't have costumes or long hair or choreographed spin moves...they still rock! This shirt features the non-jaggedy, non-drippety upside down sloshy logo on the front and their famous lyric "we don't really even care about you" on the back (also upside down). We're selling these offical band shirts for just $15 for regular sizes.

For back-to-school, we also have a new '''[[HRStore:messengerbags.html|Trogdor Tote Bag]]'''! These multi-purpose bags are made of durable 100% cotton canvas and feature Trogdor and all of his majesty.

Get yours today for the special introductory price of just $10.95! (Introductory pricing ends Sept 30th)

And don't forget to save a spot on your wall for our new '''[[HRStore:posters.html|Trogdor Poster]]'''! His bold, vibrant colors '''''suggest''''' eerie black-light effects. (Sadly, we couldn't afford any special effects so this poster won't actually glow under a black light). We're selling each of these 18" x 24" posters for just $10.95!

===Older News===
*''To view older news, see '''Store Front Page News [[Store Front Page News 2007|2007]]''', '''[[Store Front Page News 2006|2006]]''', and '''[[Store Front Page News 2005|2005]]'''''.

==Products==

=== Combo Menu Values! ===

* [[Store Combos]]

===Clothing===

==== Currently Offered Clothing ====

* [[Store T-Shirts]]
* [[Store Polo Shirts]]
* [[Store Baby Clothes]]
* [[Store Hooded Sweatshirts]]

===Accessories===

*[[Store Accessories#Baseball Caps|Baseball Caps]]
*[[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|Beanie Caps]]
*[[Store Accessories#Messenger Bags|Messenger Bags]]
*[[Store Accessories#Tote Bags|Tote Bags]]

===Toys===

*[[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]]
*[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Collectible Figurines]]

===CD/DVDs===

*[[Store CD/DVDs]]

===2-Dimensional Stuff===

* [[Store Posters]]
* [[Store Other 2-D Stuff]] (Patches, Static Clings, and Bumper Stickers)

===Freebies===

* [[Store Freebies]]

====No Longer Available====

*Tattoos — Featuring images of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Badia themes, and others.
*Floaty pens — One side of this pen features The Cheat in the tire moving back and forth in front of the Strong Badia background. The other side of the pen displays the Strong Badia Flag.
*MiniPins — An older set of six colorful MiniPins featuring the most popular Homestar characters.
*Buttons — Colorful Magnetized Character Buttons.
*Strong Bad Mask — As seen in [[Sample of Style Too]]
*Stickers — Hi My Name Is _______
*Trogdor Baseball Cap — A beige baseball cap with Trogdor on it
*''See also [[Store Freebies#Past Freebies|past freebies]] for freebies no longer offered.''
{{sectionstub}}

==Store Footer==
[[Image:Homestar Comin'.PNG|200px|thumb|right|The footer]]
The '''store footer''' is a small animation at the bottom of every store page. It features [[Bubs]] at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]], doing his "Checkitout checkitout" dance from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] (but without sound). The animation changes throughout the day and year. If you click on the 'D' in "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAN'''D'''", [[Homestar Runner]] runs in, does his part of the dance, and leaves. In the winter theme, Homestar wears his hat from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].

====Time of year changes====
*'''Summer Theme:''' ''Footer Introduction'' – November 15, 2005
*'''Autumn Theme:''' November 16, 2005 – January 8, 2006
*'''Winter Theme:''' January 9, 2006 – March 23, 2006
*'''Summer Theme:''' March 24, 2006 – November 7, 2006
*'''Autumn Theme:''' November 8, 2006 – January 20, 2007
*'''Winter Theme:''' January 21, 2007 – April 1, 2007
*'''Spring Theme:''' April 2 – ''Present''

====Time of day changes====
*'''Sunrise:''' 4:00 a.m. – 6:00 a.m.
*'''Day:''' 6:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
*'''Sunset:''' 6:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.
*'''Night:''' 8:00 p.m. – 4:00 a.m.

===Images===
<gallery>
Image:Spring Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Spring Daytime'''</center>
Image:Summer Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Summer Daytime'''</center>
Image:Autumn Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Autumn Daytime'''</center>
Image:Winter Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Winter Daytime'''</center>
</gallery>
 
<gallery>
Image:Spring Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Spring Sunrise/set'''</center>
Image:Summer Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Summer Sunrise/set'''</center>
Image:Autumn Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Autumn Sunrise/set'''</center>
Image:Winter Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Winter Sunrise/set'''</center>
</gallery>
 
<gallery>
Image:Spring Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Spring Night'''</center>
Image:Summer Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Summer Night'''</center>
Image:Autumn Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Autumn Night'''</center>
Image:Winter Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Winter Night'''</center>
</gallery>
 

==Flash Scenes==

*After buying something, you'll be taken to one of several short [[Store Thank You Messages]].
*When you look at your shopping cart, various items will randomly generate small Flash scenes with text on the page, with links to other popular items:
**Strong Bad standing alone with a "GAR<strike>B</strike>AGE SALE" sign.
**:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah?! You think that stuff is so great? Well, check out this other crap!!
**Flicking the [[The Cheat's Lightswitch|lightswitch]], with a [[The Cheat's Glowsticks|glowstick]]:
**:'''THE CHEAT:''' "They told me to tell you that you'd also like these things.* Meh!" (*translated from the cheat)
**Dancing at the concession stand:
**:'''BUBS:''' If you like that stuff, check this junk out!
**Trogdor chasing a peasant, both drawn in pixel art.
**:'''TROGDOR:''' This other stuff'll really burninate your cottage, peasant.
**Running in place:
**:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hello. Umm... you forgot to buy this other stuff that you like.

==Other Places To Buy==

===Local Business Area Stores===

According to [[HRStore:reop.html|this page]], independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). Find them with the [[HRStore:storelocator.html|store locator]].

===Google Product Search===

If you search for [http://www.google.com/products?q=Homestar+Runner Homestar Runner] at [http://www.google.com/products Google Product Search] (formerly Froogle), you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.

===Magazines===

Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen [http://previews.diamondcomics.com here]), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.

===Comic Cons===

[[Image:Comic Con.jpg|thumb|Some seriously nerdy stuff]]
Merchandise was available for sale at Comic Conventions and shows around the country throughout 2005. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by [[Don_and_Harriet_Chapman|Strong Dad and The Mother Chaps]]. Those who attended had a chance to win door prizes consisting of autographed merchandise. Freebies were included within every purchase.

===DragonCon===

Merchandise was also sold at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of [http://www.dragoncon.org/ DragonCon] in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by the Brothers Chaps, the Family Chaps, and other members of the Homestar crew.

This location was parodied in the short toon [[TrogdorCon '97]].

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===

*From left to right, the T-shirts play the notes A, B, C-sharp, D-sharp, F-sharp, G-sharp, A-sharp, C, C-sharp, D-sharp, and E. You play songs by moving your mouse over shirts.
*While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashes, reading "loading shirtfun".
*While loading a "Thank-you" message, a loading screen appears reading "load 'er up".
*The Kick The Cheat plush toy was not available for purchase for a five-month period beginning 12 April 2005.

===Goofs===

*On the Store Locator map, Wisconsin is spelled "Wisonsin".
*On the Store Locator map, the links for Alberta and British Colombia are backwards; clicking Alberta references an anchor labeled "#BC", while clicking British Colombia references "#ALB".
*On the Store Locator map, Pennsylvania is not clickable, even though there is a store in the Pennsylvania section of the list.
*Nebraska, Oklahoma, and British Columbia (Canada) are clickable on the Store Locator map even though there are no stores listed for these states.
*The Flash file with the T-shirts does not include Trogdor Lite, The Cheat - Navy Blue, Li'l Brudder, or Strong Sad. However, it does include a discontinued item: The Cheat - Red.
*The July 23, 2007 front page update claims the toy sale ends on "Sunday, August 4" (a Saturday), although the Collectible Figurines page had the correct date of August 5th.

===Inside References===

*The Store Locator on the new store features The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to [[weird dream]].
*The store's footer at the bottom of the store is Bubs's "checkitout" dance from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].
*The "GARBAGE SALE" sign with the "B" crossed out is a reference to [[garage sale]].
*"Support the Municipality!" is a reference to an Easter egg in the email [[disconnected]].

===Real-World References===

*The "Trogdor High-Score Club" patch may be a takeoff of the old [[Wikipedia:Activision|Activision]] club patches where you sent them a picture of a high score on a game, and they would send you a club patch.

==External Links==

*[[HRStore:|Visit the store]]
*[[HR:storeflash/bubsfooter.swf|View the footer at the bottom of the store]]
*[[HR:storeflash/bubspromo.swf|View Bubs's promotional message]]
*[[HR:storeflash/sbpromo.swf|View Strong Bad's promotional message]]
*[[HR:storeflash/cheatpromo.swf|View The Cheat's promotional message]]
*[[HR:storeflash/hspromo.swf|View Homestar Runner's promotional message]]
*[[HR:storeflash/trogpromo.swf|View Trogdor's promotional message]]
*[[HR:storeflash/tshirts.swf|View the musical T-shirt selection]]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/ View archived versions of the store from 2001-2007]

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In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards

2007-09-24T03:10:45Z

Ten Ten: Width not measured in px

Scribbled-down storyboards of the [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[The Yello Dello]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Date:''' 2000?

'''Page Title:''' Yello Dello Storyboards

== Storyboards ==
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|[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard1.PNG|200px]] || one day after sports, coach Z noticed Homestar Runner looking troubled || [[HR:delloboard1.html|View Page 1]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard2.PNG|200px]] || "anything you want to talk about? asked Coach. "Aw coach, Z," said homestar. I guess i just don't understand the ladies" || [[HR:delloboard2.html|View Page 2]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard3.PNG|200px]] || "I Figured it was girl trouble. step into my office" || [[HR:delloboard3.html|View Page 3]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard4.PNG|200px]] || "what seems to be your trouble?" "it's Marzipan's birthday and i don't know what to get her" || [[HR:delloboard4.html|View Page 4]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard5.PNG|200px]]|| "well homestar, girls are a lot like a great sports play" || [[HR:delloboard5.html|View Page 5]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard6.PNG|200px]] || "you can't expect to just waltz right in and score..." || [[HR:delloboard6.html|View Page 6]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard7.PNG|200px]] || "you'd be clobbered!" || [[HR:delloboard7.html|View Page 7]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard8.PNG|200px]] || "they gotta see that you put forth the effort to know that you really care" || [[HR:delloboard8.html|View Page 8]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard9.PNG|200px]] || "whattaya mean?" || [[HR:delloboard9.html|View Page 9]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard10.PNG|200px]] || "don't just get her a flower" || [[HR:delloboard10.html|View Page 10]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard11.PNG|200px]] || "get her a rare flower From the <s>highest</s> tallest mountain! || [[HR:delloboard1.html1|View Page 11]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard12.PNG|200px]] || "that way she knows how much she means to ya" "thanks coach!" || [[HR:delloboard1.html2|View Page 12]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard13.PNG|200px]] || so homestar thought & thought until finally... . . . || [[HR:delloboard1.html3|View Page 13]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard14.PNG|200px]] || "I think I has the solution! the yello dello!!" || [[HR:delloboard14.html|View Page 14]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard15.PNG|200px]] || nature show commentator: "found only in <s>extremely hot</s> north eastern Potamia, the Yello-Dello is the rarest and most beautiful bird in this entire cartoon wolf whistle || [[HR:delloboard1.html5|View Page 15]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard16.PNG|200px]] || ...and so Homestar set out with Pom-Pom and Strong Sad. || [[HR:delloboard16.html|View Page 16]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard17.PNG|200px]] || They traveled many miles... || [[HR:delloboard17.html|View Page 17]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard18.PNG|200px]] || encountered many dangers... doodle doo dee dull dee! || [[HR:delloboard18.html|View Page 18]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard19.PNG|200px]] || until finally they reached their destination... || [[HR:delloboard19.html|View Page 19]]
|-
||[[Image:Yellodellostoryboard20.PNG|200px]] || "i dunno homestar, that looks awfully dangerous" || [[HR:delloboard20.html|View Page 20]]
|}

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary, which plays automatically.
=== Commentary Transcript ===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' I went to film school, Mike, so I need to make storyboards. That are really bad drawings of our characters.

'''MIKE:''' Uh... Well, these... Is this kind of what inspired you? To make the cartoon look all crazy with the storyboard drawings?

'''MATT:''' Well, cause you told me I should do that. I was just drawing them really quickly...

'''MIKE:''' It's my fault?

'''MATT:''' No, no! ''{something}'' fault. Uh...

'''MIKE:''' So you were drawing these storyboards really quickly, and I liked them better the way they looked there...

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Like that.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I keep getting Coach Z's hat wrong. ''{Mike laughs}'' I make it on the top instead of down low like it really is. So this music you can hear in the background is pretty much the Pitfall 2 music.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{stutters}'' A chunk of it.

'''MATT:''' Or at least it's how I remember it.

'''MIKE:''' ''{Hums a tune}''

'''MATT:''' Uh, look, he was just floating there, and you were like, "Wait, that's not how you were going to do it?" I think you just started to make the cartoon when you were like, "You're not gonna make it that spastic style?" And I said, "Okay." ''{Of the tiny picture of Homestar on top of a mountain}'' Look at this— look at that drawing! Look at how pointless that is! You can barely see what's going on in that drawing!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' It looks exactly like what we made.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I guess. Look at that drawing of Homestar's body, and legs. It's very accurate.

'''MIKE:''' You know, maybe we should do storyboards more often.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, but then all of, we'd have to draw them really well, or all our cartoons will end up looking like The Yello Dello.

'''MIKE:''' Oh... Steve Irwin.

'''MATT:''' Dear Strong Bad, I'm sad.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Look at that pimp hat that Homestar's wearing!

''{Matt laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' It's supposed to be one of those Aussie hats, but it ends up looking like a Supafly hat.

''{Matt laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' When do you think ast toon we did storyboards on was?

'''MATT:''' I don't know. We drew storyboards for that "Not the 150th Email".

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' 149 pernt 5. ''{imitating Strong Sad}'' Uh, I dunno Homestar, that looks awfully dangerous.

== External Links==
*[[HR:delloboard1.html|view the storyboards]]

{{YelloDello}}
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

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2007-09-24T03:08:09Z

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2007-09-24T03:04:17Z

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==People who are good people==
[[User:Loafing|Loafing]] is a good person. He has bread in his name.
[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] is also a good person. He agrees with me all the times.
[[User:Biomouse|Biomouse]] is '''not''' in a coma. He knows the times.

==All Bout Me==
Nobody really cares about this part. 'Cept for [http://www.freewebs.com/thehrnavigator this part].

Seriously, who reads those?

==What I did for the Wiki==

*Creating the [[Action Cool 5]] article.
*Basically rewriting [[Blue Laser]].
*Reviving [[Coach Z Ale]].
*Creating the template {{[[Template:halloweennav|halloweennav]]}}.
*Creating the [[DOS]] article.
*Completely revamping [[Strong Bad's Technology]] and [[Left Handedness]].
*Slightly revamping [[Vector Field]].
*Doing almost the entire easter egg section for [[senior prom]].
*Doing [[The Cheat Theme Song Visuals]]. That was a lot of work.
*[[Pseudocharacters]]. My biggest individual success.
*Transcribing [[Field Day intro]].
*Transcribing [[One Two, One Two]].
*Identifying and rectifying the [[Talk:Main Page#The navbox promblem|navbox issue]].
*25 successful articles.
*1 successful template.

==Me and the H*R==
My first, favorite, and still beloved email was [[japanese cartoon]]. I have never, and probably will never, laugh as hard again. Seriously, I tipped over backwards. Some of my favorite other toons and such are Bug in Mouth Disease and TGS Issue 9.

Thats about it. I'm not really that interesting.
...
Yeah.

==What kinda stuff I do 'round Here==
*WAAAAY too much RC work.
*Gnome stuff.
*Making minor articles.
*Rewriting bigger articles when I can (Mainly Cheat Commandos ones).
*Taking on stubs (my biggest job).
*Quite possibly the only active code validator currently...validating. Right now.

==Things I want/have==
*I, like probably every user on this wiki, wants one of [[HRWiki:Barnstars|these]]. I don't see why anyone wouldn't want to be recognized for being a good person.

*Another thing I'd like is some talky talk on my [[User talk:Ten Ten|talk page]], which I don't have because I cleared it all a while ago when I was angry at everybody for stupid reasons. Regardless of that, please leave a post, just for whatever.

*Something I have is...um...nothing tangible. But I have all my good work, my 15 validated signatures, and 9 or so proofread articles, so I'm happy with that.

==The Ratio==
Observe the ratio, please.

Articles given no chance : Articles given chance then deleted : Articles given no chance but NOT deleted
1 : [[The Cheat's Privileges|1]] : [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner Universe|1]] [[Catch Phrases|2]] [[LELLOWTAPE|3]] [[Malapropisms|4]]

Therefore, the overall ratio is {1:1:4}.

==Subtitles==
[[Image:Stinkoman_Credits.png|thumb|125px|10 x 10.]]
===Subtitle list===
*[[Subtitles:tgs9/en|TGS 9]]
*[[Subtitles:seasonalsweaters/en|Seasonal Sweaters]]
*[[Subtitles:pqtrailer/en|Peasant's Quest Preview]]
*[[Subtitles:fieldday/de|Field Day Intro (de)]]

That's about it. I ^no longer lack any interesting [[User:Ten Ten/Article list|subpages]], so just leave a note on my talk page if you need to get in contact with me.

Unsincerely,
Ten x 101
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2007-09-24T02:59:43Z

Ten Ten: /* The Ratio */ I pray this will at last fix it.

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Yeah...I think I actually stopped adding content to the wiki a while ago. I just validate XHTML. That's it. Nothing more.
<blockquote class="lappy email" style="width: 750px">
<div>Subject:Random crap</div>
==People who are good people==
[[User:Loafing|Loafing]] is a good person. He has bread in his name.
[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] is also a good person. He agrees with me all the times.
[[User:Biomouse|Biomouse]] is '''not''' in a coma. He knows the times.

==All Bout Me==
Nobody really cares about this part. 'Cept for [http://www.freewebs.com/thehrnavigator this part].

Seriously, who reads those?

==What I did for the Wiki==

*Creating the [[Action Cool 5]] article.
*Basically rewriting [[Blue Laser]].
*Reviving [[Coach Z Ale]].
*Creating the template {{[[Template:halloweennav|halloweennav]]}}.
*Creating the [[DOS]] article.
*Completely revamping [[Strong Bad's Technology]] and [[Left Handedness]].
*Slightly revamping [[Vector Field]].
*Doing almost the entire easter egg section for [[senior prom]].
*Doing [[The Cheat Theme Song Visuals]]. That was a lot of work.
*[[Pseudocharacters]]. My biggest individual success.
*Transcribing [[Field Day intro]].
*Transcribing [[One Two, One Two]].
*Identifying and rectifying the [[Talk:Main Page#The navbox promblem|navbox issue]].
*25 successful articles.
*1 successful template.

==Me and the H*R==
My first, favorite, and still beloved email was [[japanese cartoon]]. I have never, and probably will never, laugh as hard again. Seriously, I tipped over backwards. Some of my favorite other toons and such are Bug in Mouth Disease and TGS Issue 9.

Thats about it. I'm not really that interesting.
...
Yeah.

==What kinda stuff I do 'round Here==
*WAAAAY too much RC work.
*Gnome stuff.
*Making minor articles.
*Rewriting bigger articles when I can (Mainly Cheat Commandos ones).
*Taking on stubs (my biggest job).
*Quite possibly the only active code validator currently...validating. Right now.

==Things I want/have==
*I, like probably every user on this wiki, wants one of [[HRWiki:Barnstars|these]]. I don't see why anyone wouldn't want to be recognized for being a good person.

*Another thing I'd like is some talky talk on my [[User talk:Ten Ten|talk page]], which I don't have because I cleared it all a while ago when I was angry at everybody for stupid reasons. Regardless of that, please leave a post, just for whatever.

*Something I have is...um...nothing tangible. But I have all my good work, my 15 validated signatures, and 9 or so proofread articles, so I'm happy with that.

==The Ratio==
Observe the ratio, please.

Articles given no chance : Articles given chance then deleted : Articles given no chance but NOT deleted
1 : [[The Cheat's Privileges|1]] : [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner Universe|1]] [[Catch Phrases|2]] [[LELLOWTAPE|3]] [[Malapropisms|4]]

Therefore, the overall ratio is {1:1:4}.

==Subtitles==
[[Image:Stinkoman_Credits.png|thumb|125px|10 x 10.]]
===Subtitle list===
*[[Subtitles:tgs9/en|TGS 9]]
*[[Subtitles:seasonalsweaters/en|Seasonal Sweaters]]
*[[Subtitles:pqtrailer/en|Peasant's Quest Preview]]
*[[Subtitles:fieldday/de|Field Day Intro (de)]]

That's about it. I ^no longer lack any interesting [[User:Ten Ten/Article list|subpages]], so just leave a note on my talk page if you need to get in contact with me.

Unsincerely,
Ten x 101
</blockquote>

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2007-09-10T17:21:17Z

Ten Ten:

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Yeah...I think I actually stopped adding content to the wiki a while ago. I just validate XHTML. That's it. Nothing more.
<blockquote class="lappy email" style="width: 750px">
<div>Subject:Random crap</div>
==People who are good people==
[[User:Loafing|Loafing]] is a good person. He has bread in his name.
[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] is also a good person. He agrees with me all the times.
[[User:Biomouse|Biomouse]] is '''not''' in a coma. He knows the times.

==All Bout Me==
Nobody really cares about this part. 'Cept for [http://www.freewebs.com/thehrnavigator this part].

Seriously, who reads those?

==What I did for the Wiki==

*Creating the [[Action Cool 5]] article.
*Basically rewriting [[Blue Laser]].
*Reviving [[Coach Z Ale]].
*Creating the template {{[[Template:halloweennav|halloweennav]]}}.
*Creating the [[DOS]] article.
*Completely revamping [[Strong Bad's Technology]] and [[Left Handedness]].
*Slightly revamping [[Vector Field]].
*Doing almost the entire easter egg section for [[senior prom]].
*Doing [[The Cheat Theme Song Visuals]]. That was a lot of work.
*[[Pseudocharacters]]. My biggest individual success.
*Transcribing [[Field Day intro]].
*Transcribing [[One Two, One Two]].
*Identifying and rectifying the [[Talk:Main Page#The navbox promblem|navbox issue]].
*25 successful articles.
*1 successful template.

==Me and the H*R==
My first, favorite, and still beloved email was [[japanese cartoon]]. I have never, and probably will never, laugh as hard again. Seriously, I tipped over backwards. Some of my favorite other toons and such are Bug in Mouth Disease and TGS Issue 9.

Thats about it. I'm not really that interesting.
...
Yeah.

==What kinda stuff I do 'round Here==
*WAAAAY too much RC work.
*Gnome stuff.
*Making minor articles.
*Rewriting bigger articles when I can (Mainly Cheat Commandos ones).
*Taking on stubs (my biggest job).
*Quite possibly the only active code validator currently...validating. Right now.

==Things I want/have==
*I, like probably every user on this wiki, wants one of [[HRWiki:Barnstars|these]]. I don't see why anyone wouldn't want to be recognized for being a good person.

*Another thing I'd like is some talky talk on my [[User talk:Ten Ten|talk page]], which I don't have because I cleared it all a while ago when I was angry at everybody for stupid reasons. Regardless of that, please leave a post, just for whatever.

*Something I have is...um...nothing tangible. But I have all my good work, my 15 validated signatures, and 9 or so proofread articles, so I'm happy with that.

==The Ratio==
Observe the ratio, please.

Articles given no chance : Articles given chance then deleted : Articles given no chance but NOT deleted
[[Wrestling|1]] : [[The Cheat's Privileges|1]] : [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner Universe|1]] [[Catch Phrases|2]] [[LELLOWTAPE|3]] [[Malapropisms|4]]

Therefore, the overall ratio is {1:1:4}.

==Subtitles==
[[Image:Stinkoman_Credits.png|thumb|125px|10 x 10.]]
===Subtitle list===
*[[Subtitles:tgs9/en|TGS 9]]
*[[Subtitles:seasonalsweaters/en|Seasonal Sweaters]]
*[[Subtitles:pqtrailer/en|Peasant's Quest Preview]]
*[[Subtitles:fieldday/de|Field Day Intro (de)]]

That's about it. I ^no longer lack any interesting [[User:Ten Ten/Article list|subpages]], so just leave a note on my talk page if you need to get in contact with me.

Unsincerely,
Ten x 101
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Date Nite

2007-09-10T17:13:25Z

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{{about|toon}} {{for|Strong Bad Email|date}}

{{toonnav|Big Toon|datenite|Strongest Man in the World|DNA Evidence}}
[[Image:Marzipan eyelashes Homestar Date Nite.png|thumb|"Whoa-ho, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!"]]

Homestar and Strong Bad attempt to ruin Marzipan and The Cheat's date.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's L'est Stand]], [[The Stone Bridge]], [[USS Flirtini|USS ''Flirtini'']], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Tuesday, April 24, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:17

'''Page Title:''' Meet me on down at the Chez Perez!

==Transcript==
''{Scene in Marzipan's house, where Marzipan is applying mascara while looking in a hall mirror. She is already wearing lipstick. A drum beat is heard. After a few seconds, Homestar enters from the right and the drum beat fades out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa-ho, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Still looking in mirror}'' Homestar, if you're trying to say I'm a "foxy mama", that's actually ''more'' offensive.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. You know what I mean. The more offensive one. So where are we goin' tonight? ''{leans over}'' The Chez Perez? ''{"Chez" is mispronounced to rhyme with "Perez"}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Still looking at the mirror}'' Uh, no. I have a hot date with The Cheat, thank you very much. I suspect ''you'll'' probably stay home and run in place or something.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well I ''was'' planning to—you WHAT?! ''{Jumps up in the air, eyes bugging out}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement, where The Cheat is applying a fake mustache with Strong Bad looking on}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You WHAT?! ''{Jumps up in the air, then starts quivering with rage}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe this, The Cheat!

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar in Marzipan's house}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't believe you're The Cheating on me! ''{Pull back to include Marzipan, still at the mirror}'' So what are you saying? That you ''{looking worried}'' —GULP— ''{leans over}'' want his bod?

''{Cut back to a close up of Strong Bad in his basement}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You can't even call that thing a bod! At best it's a broom or a—

''{Cut back to Homestar, looking angry}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —Trivial Pursuit cheese wedge!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Turning away from the mirror and brandishing mascara brush}'' Look, Homestar, it's just a date. ''{jabs the mascara brush towards Homestar twice}'' This has always been an open relationship.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa-ho-ho-says you. I've turned down more foxes' mothers than I can count just to stay loyal to you!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Dryly}'' So, four, then?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, that's rich. Ms. Smarty Pants, eh?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mr. Smarty Spots, huh? Well—

''{Scene starts switching between locations as Strong Bad and Homestar alternate words}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —why—

'''STRONG BAD:''' —don't—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —you—

'''STRONG BAD:''' —just—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —go a—

'''STRONG BAD:''' —head—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —and—

''{Cuts to Strong Bad and Homestar inexplicably together in Marzipan's house, yelling:}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —GET OUTTA MY FACE!

''{Both open their eyes}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Looking around}'' Wait, what?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap...?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement where Marzipan and The Cheat are standing in front of the couch.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Come on, The Cheat. Let's go.

''{The Cheat crooks his arm as if to allow Marzipan to loop her arm through it. Marzipan stands next to him and leans over as if taking his arm in hers, and the two exit together. Music starts playing.}''

''{Cut to title screen, a pink square on a light blue background. On each note of the melody, the letters "Da" and "ni" appear on the left side of the square, one on top of the other, then a large "Te" appears on the right to form the words "DaTe" and "niTe". The "e" falls against the title frame.}''

''{Cut back to Marzipan's house, this time to the living room. Homestar and Strong Bad are drinking 'old Ones, Strong Bad sitting on the couch, Homestar lying on the floor with his feet on the couch. Strong Bad is shaking his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Man. Seriously, Strong Strong, we've ''gotta'' do something about ''this''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ordinarily, I just drown my sorrows in video games, but for ''this'', ''{Close up of Strong Bad, rubbing his chin}'' maybe I should drown them in... drowning ''them''! ''{Smiles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Sitting up}'' Uh, maybe let's not kill anybody. We should just try and ruin their date.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mainly, I just want to keep 'em from making out.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dropping 'old One bottle, starts rubbing his arms}'' Ewww! The disgust! It won't wash off!

''{Scene transitions to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where The Cheat and Marzipan are sitting in a booth, holding menus. Both the menus and a sign near the door read "Marshmallow's L'est Stand". A candle sits in the center of the table.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Why, yes, The Cheat, I would be ''very'' comfortable with you saying something about my figure. Thank you for asking first.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes a sound reminiscent of a wolf-whistle}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Puts down menu}'' Ew. Not ''that'' comfortable.

''{Homestar comes running up in his waiter uniform from Summer Short Shorts. A record scratch sound effect is heard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, good evening, ungodly couple. ''{The Cheat puts down his menu}'' My name is Waiter, I will be your Homestar for this evening. Can I start you two off with a glass of "Breaking Up", or perhaps "Never Seeing Each Other Again" with capers?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises, waving a fist}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, yes, The Cheat, I ''would'' be comfortable with you "cleaning my clock"! Thanks for asking first!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrier The Cheat noises, more threatening gestures}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahhhh! ''{Takes off in a cloud of dust, after a few seconds, pops down from the top border}'' Can I settle up with you guys? My shift's over.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{more angry The Cheat noises and threatening gestures.}''

''{Homestar ducks offscreen. Cut to later, close up of Marzipan with a plate with crumbs and a small piece of marshmallow.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Mmmmm, my almond-encrusted Chilean sea marshmallow was just delicious. ''{Cut out to include The Cheat sitting in front of an empty hot dog wrapper with ketchup and a couple of french fries around it.}'' How was your hot dog?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Bad runs up, dressed up as an Italian chef, complete with fake mustache. Italian music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Fake Italian accent}'' Oh-a, it's-a me! ''{Close up}'' The chef-a! A-which-a one o' you guys ordered the smack-in-the-face-a? ''{Italian music stops}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Annoyed}'' I thought this was a French restaurant.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Regular voice}'' Oh. Ummmmmmmmm, uh... S-snails?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Come on, T.C., let's blow this marshmallow stand. ''{Marzipan and The Cheat get up and walk away offscreen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, y'know, I--I didn't really research this role.

''{As the screen blacks out, Strong Bad's fake mustache falls off}''

''{Fade in to Marzipan and The Cheat crossing The Stone Bridge in the moonlight}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Excited The Cheat noises, gesturing}''

''{They stop at the top of the bridge}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's so crazy! I've always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle, too.

''{From out of the water comes a periscope, apparently made out of cardboard tubes and duct tape. Cut to the view of Marzipan and The Cheat from the periscope. A repetitive sonar-like "boo" sound is heard in the background}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This has been such a great date, The Cheat. I don't know what could possibly ruin it.

''{Cut to inside of cardboard submarine. Strong Bad is looking away from the periscope with Homestar standing right behind, wearing a sailor hat and simulating sonar noises. Water is streaming down the walls and dripping from the ceiling.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aye aye, sir! ...Boo!

''{Cut to surface. The "submarine" surfaces. It is a cardboard box with the words "USS FLIRTINI" on the side. Strong Bad and Homestar pop out, revealing fireworks duct-taped to the insides of the box flaps.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' FIRE!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad light a match and the BMW Lighter, respectively, and light the fireworks. View changes to include the bridge and its occupants. After a couple seconds, the fireworks simultaneously propel the submarine backwards offscreen and fly forwards.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' WAAAH!

''{The fireworks execute a loop in the air, and fly past Marzipan and The Cheat, startling them. Cut to a view of the sky where the fireworks go off in a grand display. Marzipan and The Cheat's silhouettes can be seen in the foreground.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooooh, it's so romantic...

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Sighs}''

''{Marzipan and The Cheat lean close to each other}''

''{Cut to view of the surface of a large body of water. Homestar and Strong Bad are leaning out the top of the "submarine" as the fireworks flash, singing the Strong Badia national anthem as it sinks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Come to the place where the tropical breezes blow... ''{Last word is garbled as he is submerged}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing along}'' Da da da da dada dadada dada daaaaaaah...

''{Cut to Marzipan's front hall, later. The sound of the front door opening and closing is heard, followed by Marzipan walking down the hall until she finds Homestar, running in place angrily. Homestar notices her, and stops mid-step.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Sulkingly}'' Oh, if it isn't Marzipan. ''{Steps down}'' Oh, I'm sorry, or was it "The Marzipan", now?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you'll be happy to know it didn't work out between us. I found out The Cheat is declawed, and I just don't think I could be with someone that supports that kind of cruelty.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Delighted}'' And now you've come crawlin' back to the ol' fox's father!

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, I just came to change outfits for my next date with Bubs at the all-night waffle place!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You WHAT?! ''{Jumps up in the air, eyes bugging out}''

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is straightening a black bow tie, while Coach Z is standing behind him wearing hair curlers and brandishing a rolling pin.}''

'''COACH Z:''' You WHORT?!

''{Cut to end screen, the pink box on light blue background, with the word "end" in the box. Music plays. After a few seconds, "back" appears at the bottom.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Rage-o.png|thumb|Public RAGE-O]]
*At the end, click on the period to hear the public radio station on the [[booOOMbox]] in Strong Sad's room:
:''{Cut to close-up of booOOMbox}''
:'''RADIO ANNOUNCER''': And join us next Saturday at some civic hall auditorium for "Public Rage-o."
:''{A flyer for the Public RAGE-O appears}''
:All your favorite public radio superstars will be in action. Watch as Ira Glass and Ira Flatow duke it out in a no-holds-barred lumberjack match. And special guest Garrison Keillor wrestles his own soothing voice... ''{cut to Strong Sad looking bewildered}'' ...in a steel cage.
:''{The Public Radio Sounds music plays}''
:'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, geez, I gotta pledge more next year. They're really getting desperate.

{{clear}}

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"L'est" is a contraction of the French word for "the" and the French word for "is" or "east". "Chez" (which Homestar [[Foreign Words|mispronounces]]) means "At the home of" and is often used in names of fancy French restaurants.
*Marzipan's statement "let's blow this marshmallow stand" is a reference to the idiom [[wiktionary: blow_this_popsicle_stand|"blow this Popsicle stand"]].
*The phrase "in the Squared Circle" (from the Easter egg) comes from the old tradition of fights being held inside of a crowd of onlookers who would form a circle around the combatants. When the official square shaped fighting area was introduced, this nickname developed.
*A [[Wikipedia:Professional wrestling match types#Lumberjack match|lumberjack match]] is a match in professional wrestling in which other athletes, usually [[Wikipedia:Job (professional wrestling)#Jobbers|jobbers]], stand around the outside of the ring in order to prevent a ring-out.
*No-Holds-Barred is a professional wrestling term for no disqualifications or count outs.
*Strong Bad's mention of "snails" refers to the French dish [[Wikipedia:Escargot|escargot]].
*A flirtini is a cocktail made of champagne, vodka, and pineapple juice.
*Strong Bad sinking with the ''USS Flirtini'' is a reference to the captain sinking with the ship, a noble move that a captain does whilst the ship is sinking.
*Public radio stations are often supported by [[Wikipedia:Pledge drive|pledge drives]], in which regular broadcasting is interrupted by announcers requesting financial contributions from listeners.
*Marzipan's "Chilean sea marshmallow" is a play on the fish [[wikipedia:Chilean Sea Bass|Chilean sea bass]].
*[[Wikipedia:Caper#Culinary Uses|Capers]] are pickled and salted buds of the caper plant that are often used as a seasoning or garnish, especially in Mediterranean cuisine.
*[[Wikipedia:Onychectomy|Declawing]] is a controversial surgery occasionally done on cats in which the first segment on each digit of a paw is removed to prevent scratching.
* Homestar vocally makes the sound "ping" while in the "USS Flirtini" to substitute for the [[Wikipedia:sonar|sonar]] sounds of a real submarine.

===Trivia===
*Marzipan's mascara tube reads "Hot Vegan".
*Strong Bad and Homestar are drinking [[Cold One|'old ones]].
*The bubbling sound heard when the USS ''Flirtini'' sinks is the same sound effect used when [[Pom Pom]] speaks.
*The tape in the booOOMbox in the Easter egg reads "normal [[Wikipedia:Tape bias|bias]]" and appeared previously in [[geddup noise]].
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]].
*In the scene that quickly cuts between Strong Bad and Homestar yelling, Marzipan's mirror is visible behind Strong Bad as he yells "—head".

===Remarks===
*The synopsis asks if Homestar and Marzipan are finally going on a date, but they went out in the email [[date]], and also in the email [[senior prom]].
*In the mascara's reflection in the mirror, the words appear forwards, not reversed like they would be in a real mirror.
*When Marzipan talks to Homestar after her date, you can see that the shading on the right of her dress is missing in her closeup. However, when the screen zooms out to show Homestar and Marzipan, the shading on her dress is back to normal.
*Coach Z wears curlers in this cartoon, suggesting he does have hair. Though he appears bald when he loses his hat in [[caffeine]], he has been shown having a mustache and afro when he was younger.
*Although Marzipan suggests that Homestar Runner can only count up to three, he counts to five in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]].
*In [[Happy Fireworks]], Homestar suggests that Marzipan doesn't like fireworks and that she thinks they "promote violence." However, she refers to them as "romantic" when she watches them in this cartoon.

*The stones in the stone bridge look different than they do in [[personal favorites]]. (The stone are aligned in an arch here rather than horizontal, as they were in personal favorites.)
*Marzipan seems to have no problem with The Cheat eating a hot dog, despite her strong stance regarding products made from animals.

===Fixed Goofs===
[[Image:datenite rockets.PNG|thumb|Come to the place where fireworks reappear...(Goof Fixed)]]
*When first released the fireworks were still visibly attached to the USS ''Flirtini'' as it sank after they had been launched.

===Inside References===
*In [[long pants]], Marzipan says that everybody claims her figure looks like a broom.
**In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]], Homestar calls Marzipan, "You old broomstick!"
*The Cheat is again compared to cheese (in this case, a Trivial Pursuit cheese wedge), as was the case in [[huttah!]].
*Instead of actually gulping, Homestar merely ''says'' his gulp, which is what [[Fightgar]] did when [[Gunhaver]] ordered him to do some "undercover work" in [[Shopping for Danger]].
*"Seriously, Strong Strong" is a nod to Homestar's classic line, "[[Seriously|Seriously, Pom Pom]]."
*Homestar's disagreement with Strong Bad to kill Marzipan and The Cheat is a reference to [[death]].
*The candle and romantic music are from [[do over]].
*Homestar's "L'[[egg]]" hat and waiter outfit are similar to the outfit he wore in [[Summer Short Shorts]], where the hat simply read "Egg".
*The stone bridge where Marzipan and The Cheat go at night is from [[personal favorites]].
*The rockets are [[Fthoom-Bang]] brand bottle rockets duct-taped together just like in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which Strong Bad refers to them as "Explosives". Both misuses instantly result in failure for his objective.
*Strong Bad's fake mustache bears a striking resemblance to the one on his [[Old-Timey Strong Bad|Old-Timey counterpart]].
*While the USS ''Flirtini'' is sinking, the song that Strong Bad sings and Homestar hums is the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]].
*Coach Z was previously portrayed as a mother in [[garage sale]].
*This toon contains another instance of [[mustaches]].
*"The Marzipan" is a nod to the [[integral article]] in The Cheat's name.
*During the Easter egg, the [[Public Radio Sound]] music from [[radio]] is heard.
*Homestar (who was speaking for [[Cardboard Marzipan]] at the time) asked The Cheat if he wanted to go on a "secret hot date" with her in [[Happy Fireworks]]. Homestar also called Bubs, as Cardboard Marzipan, a "gorgeous hunk of man".
**An Easter Egg from [[do over]] showed Marzipan with The Cheat disguised as Homestar and covered in lipstick kisses.
*Strong Bad uses the [[BMW Lighter]] to light the fireworks aboard the USS ''Flirtini''.

===Real-World References===
*''[[Wikipedia:The Hunt for Red October|The Hunt for Red October]]'' was the first novel by [[Wikipedia:Tom Clancy|Tom Clancy]], which was later made into a [[Wikipedia:The Hunt for Red October (film)|film]] and [[Wikipedia:The Hunt for Red October (video game)|video game]]. The book and the film deal heavily with submarine warfare.
*[[Wikipedia:Ira Glass|Ira Glass]] and [[Wikipedia:Ira Flatow|Ira Flatow]] are [[Wikipedia:Public broadcasting|public radio]] hosts. Glass hosts ''[[Wikipedia:This American Life|This American Life]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Public Radio International|Public Radio International]], and Flatow hosts ''[[Wikipedia:Talk of the Nation - Science Friday|Talk of the Nation - Science Friday]]'' on [[Wikipedia:National Public Radio|National Public Radio]].
*[[Wikipedia:Garrison Keillor|Garrison Keillor]] hosts ''[[Wikipedia:A Prairie Home Companion|A Prairie Home Companion]]'' from [[Wikipedia:American Public Media|American Public Media]].
*[[Wikipedia:Trivial Pursuit|Trivial Pursuit]] is a board game in which players earn wedge-shaped game pieces for answering trivia questions correctly.
*The sentence in the Public Rage-O ad reading, "The most electrifying wrestling event in sports infotainment!" is a parody of the line "The most electrifying man in sports entertainment!" made famous by WWE wrestler [[Wikipedia:The Rock (entertainer)|The Rock]].
*After finishing her marshmallow, Marzipan almost exactly quotes an [[Wikipedia:Archie Comics|Archie Comics]] cover where [[Wikipedia:Archie Andrews (comics)|Archie]] and [[Wikipedia:Veronica Lodge|Veronica]] are exiting a fancy restaurant. Veronica tells Archie she enjoyed her lobster, then asks him, "How was your hot dog?"

==External Links==
*[[HR:datenite.html|watch "Date Nite"]]
*[[HR:datenite.swf|view the Flash file for "Date Nite"]]
*[[Forum:11290|forum thread re: "Date Nite"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|datenite}}

[[Category:Toons]]

Talk:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs

2007-09-05T01:55:36Z

Ten Ten: /* Spin-offs, not gags, not items, not characters, spin-offs. */

{{tbd}}
==The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries==
I don't know if I would call this a Spin-off as it has yet to reappear in the H*R Universe. . .but I am open to hearing why someone may think that it would qualify [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 13:49, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
:I don't think it counts 'til it reappears. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Dorian's right on this one. It can't be a spin-off until it gets attention outside of that particular email in which it debuted. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 17:35, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
:::Explain to me why [[alternate universe]] does not count. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:39, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

== Peasant's Quest ==

*Is Peasant's Quest included with Trogdor, or is it worth it to separate the two in the '''dragon''' entry? [[User:4kai2lyn6|kai lyn]] 01:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

== DNA Evidence ==

Wouldn't this count as a spin-off running gag? {{User:Darkangel/sig}}
:I had been thinking that, but we should wait. Maybe TBC planned all these to be in the emails for some toon or something instead of just making it a running gag. [[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]] 12:49, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

== Rename ==
Suggest move to [[Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]] to match [[Strong Bad Email Intros]], [[Strong Bad Email Statistics]], and [[Strong Bad Email Page Titles]]. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:25, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
:Anyone? [[your funeral|Jelly? Grappity?]] [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 17:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
::*sigh* I guess there aren't any objections...(that's always my last desperate move to get replies) [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:18, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
:::Makes sense. I'm all for the page move. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 21:28, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

== Redefine? ==

Is it necessary for us to redefine what is and isn't a spin-off? Tangerine Dreams and Carol got deleted because they are simply recurring items, but that argument could also be made for the Wagon Fulla Pancakes. The highschool versions of the characters weren't allowed because they were used only in highschool and alternate universe, but Da Huuudge only made two appearances and had a nice long stay at that table. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 17:25, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
:I assume Da Huuuudge was overlooked and SB actually created the wagon. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 18:42, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

== You Reek-a ==

Does the you reek-a shirt from [[underlings]] belong here? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 18:42, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

:You can find the clothing running gag for the You Reek-A shirt [[T-Shirts|here]], but it's not a major spin-off. {{User:TheCoolRobot/sig}} 15:02, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

== A Wagon Fulla Pampcakes? A speen-off? ==

Should I delete the Wagon Fulla Pancakes? According to its article the only other thing it was in was [[Senorial Day]]. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 17:25, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
:I'm not sure I see your point. The fact that it shows up in [[Senorial Day]] is what makes it a spinoff. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:58, 8 June 2007 (UTC)\
::I was just thinking that the wagon hasn't done anything important since montage. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:37, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
:::By this logic, does the [[Grape-Nuts Robot]] from personal favorites and Marzy's Answering Machine 8 count? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:20, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

== Emails spun off of other emails ==

Someone tried to put [[the paper]] as a spin-off of [[montage]]. I removed it because [[more armies]] and [[retirement]] weren't there as spin-offs of [[army]] and [[cliffhangers]], but I'm willing to hear if anyone thinks those three do belong here. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:28, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
:Does the lack of replies mean no one else wants them to be included as spin-offs, or that no one opposes to their addition? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 03:23, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
::I don't think they would count as spin-"offs", as they're still "on"...that is, they don't involve jokes or characters that started in an email and are continued in other toons, but things that started in an email and are continued in other emails. But my world won't end if someone adds them. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 03:37, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

== Image ==

Which spin-off deserves to be in the picture? I thought that [[Homsar]] wasn't common enough and the picture from [[alternate universe]] leaves too many spin-offs, such as [[Trogdor]], [[Teen Girl Squad]], and [[DNA Evidence]] uncovered. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 02:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

== Spin-offs, not gags, not items, not characters, spin-offs. ==

A [[Wikipedia:Spin-off|spin off]] is defined as "a new organization or entity formed by a split from a larger one" by Wikipedia. Running gags and characters are not spin-offs. Things like tape leg and places like The Office don't warrant being on this page just because their debut was in a sbemail. I feel that this page should be only for things like Teen Girl Squad and cheat commandos. Things that are ACTUALLY spin-offs. I propose a major '''rewrite and removal of irrelevant data''', as in its current state, this page is better labeled "Things that debuted in Strong Bad Emails" which, if there were a page like that, would get deleted very quickly, as it's too general a topic. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:12, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

:Well, can we at least keep the article, just rename it somehow? [[User:MHarrington|MHarrington]] 20:48, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

:I strongly agree. Places and running gags are not spin-offs. This page is terrible. Even worse than the sightings page. What in the world is [[The Broternal Order of Different Helmets]] doing here? Or [[The Virus]]? Ding! Last place.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:20, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

::Fine, I'm doing it. If the community decides otherwise, then it's free to revert, but until then this page should be made presentable. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:23, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

:::I would cut it down to
* Videlectrix
* Taranchula, Limozeen
* Dullard
* Stinkoman (because of the game)
* TGS
* Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
* Cheat Commandos
* Li'l Brudder (maybe)
:::And that's about it.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:25, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

::::Taranchula and Limozeen are bands, i wouldn't even leave those in. And on second thought, i'm waiting for some more consensus before i do the cleanup. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:36, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::I'd agree with making the changes Loafi and Defender have suggested. I'm thinking we leave the bands in, per Loafi's suggestion, as they are essentially separate franchises that have spun off of the sbemail franchise. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:22, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
::: I would propose the following as marginal (in keeping with the idea of a true spinoff)
*Strong Badia (since it is an organizational subsection of Free Country, USA, complete with an [[army]] and [[flag day|national anthem]].
*Circles (if we include Limozeen, but clearly less important in the grand scheme of things)
*The Show (Like Cheat Commandos, and Li'l Budder, it's a separate entity)
*Dangeresque (same reasoning as The Show)
:::There could be an argument made for The Office, because of Biz Caz Fri puppet shorts, but that might be stretching the point too thin. As for the organization, the page will be basically a disambiguation page because of the topic; should the rewrite keep the current table format, or simply be a list? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:46, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Sounds to me you're actually better off using a category, and eliminating the page altogether. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:59, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
:Circles is just a song, not a spin-off. The office is just a place in the H*R universe, not a spin-off in it's own right. The Show is more kind of a running gag to me. I'd prefer an article, but if it's basically just a list under a heading, then Qermaq might actually have a point.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:21, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
::I see the show as a spinoff, the rest i agree with.
:::Making it a category sounds like a good idea, since a page won't really add that much that isn't on the individual pages. Probably should make this page a redirect, in that case. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 22:41, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
::::I agree, cat works just as well. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:49, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::I'm leaning toward the "Make it a category" idea too. I think it should include ''everything'' that originated from Strong Bad Emails, including characters, places, and series. But the characters ''in'' series should be left out to save work; for example, [[Cheat Commandos]] should be categorized as a spin-off, but the commandos' individual pages can be left out. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 22:53, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
::::::If that is the case, would [[Stinkoman]] and [[20X6]] be both tagged, since their origin is separate, or just one of those? The same question could be asked of [[Kerrek]] and [[Jhonka]]. Personally, I'd rather see it left strictly with direct spin-offs, like [[Trogdor]] and [[Teen Girl Squad]], that level, rather than going down to [[Homsar]] and [[tape-leg]] {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 23:02, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Actually, the 20X6 ''places'' don't seem to have a definite origin from any toon. The closest thing would be Stinkoman himself, who should doubtlessly be considered a SBemail spin-off, but I would tag only [[20X6]] because the entire concept originated from an email (the article could say something like "The 20X6 universe began with the creation of [[Stinkoman]] in [[japanese cartoon]]"). As for the PQ characters, that's tough to say. It would make sense to tag them both because of their origins, but the PQ universe didn't originate from an email. What to include or exclude from the category will definitely need further discussion, but I think we should do it on the new category's talk page. — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 23:26, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Okay, looks like there's consensus here, making the cat... I'll add it to the ones we're sure about also. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:30, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::I've done the basic ones, now i'm going to sleep, feel free to argue about the debatable ones, i'll read it in the morning. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:45, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
'''Don't eliminate the article in favour of the category:''' The category is a good thing, but it doesn't replace the article. The article contains information, such as the origin of the spinoff and reason, that can't be included in a category. There's no reason we can't have both a list article and a category for the same content: the two have very different functions. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:50, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

I myself questioned the limits of this article at least twice on this page ("Redefine?" and "A Wagon Full Pancakes? A Speen-off?) [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:52, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
:I think it could stay if someone can remove the minor spin-offs. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:36, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

This page needs some intense, and I mean INTENSE cleanup. At least 3/4 of the content can be flat out deleted. All the characters and places should be deleted. It's worth keeping, but the size needs to be slashed. {{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 01:55, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Scroll Button Songs

2007-08-13T16:39:44Z

Ten Ten: Ending tag

{{about|list of all scroll button songs}} {{for|DVD video featuring the first seventeen songs|Scroll Button Songs (video)}}

The '''Scroll Button Song''' (also referred to as '''Strong Bad Email raps''') is the song that [[Strong Bad]] does on the [[Strong Bad Email]] menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]].

__TOC__ 
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Song !! width="275" | Time Featured !! width="70" | Listen
|- id= "SB-2007-08-13
|Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons! Ungh... || August 13, 2007 – Present ''[[mini-golf]] – Present'' || [[HR:sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2007-01-22"
|Look around, I think you'll find that these buttons are the scrolling kind. || January 22, 2007 – August 12, 2007 ''[[looking old]] – [[the paper]]'' || [[Mirror:20070122_sbemail_lappy.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2006-07-10"
|I'm scrollin' up high, you're scrollin' down low. I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow. Ooooooooooooh! || July 10, 2006 – January 22, 2007 ''[[redesign]] – [[what I want]]'' || [[Mirror:20060710_sbemail_lappy.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2006-01-08"
|Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would... || January 8, 2006 – July 10, 2006 ''[[highschool]] – [[isp]]'' || [[Mirror:20060108_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2005-09-12"
|Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend! || September 12, 2005 – January 8, 2006 ''[[lady...ing]] – [[portrait]]'' || [[Mirror:20050912_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2005-06-06"
|...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons. || June 6 – September 11, 2005 ''[[boring (really)]] – [[lady...ing]]'' || [[Mirror:20050606_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-11-29"
|Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? || November 29, 2004 – June 5, 2005 ''[[animal]] – [[do over]]'' || [[Mirror:20041129_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-11-08"
|S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! 
 || November 8 – November 28, 2004 ''[[montage]] – [[virus]]'' || [[Mirror:20041108_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-08-16"
| Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah! || August 16 – November 7, 2004 ''[[other days]] – [[extra plug]]'' || [[Mirror:20040816_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-04-20"
|Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! || April 20 – August 15, 2004 ''[[car]] – [[for kids]]'' || [[Mirror:20040420_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-03-16"
|Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! || March 16 – April 19, 2004 ''[[flashback]]'' || [[Mirror:20040316_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2004-01-19"
|I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'. || January 19 – March 15, 2004 ''[[the bet]] – [[different town]]'' || [[Mirror:20040119_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-11-25"
|The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. || November 25, 2003 – January 18, 2004 ''[[colonization]] – [[video games]]'' || [[Mirror:20031125_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-09-15"
|Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! || September 15 – November 24, 2003 ''[[kids' book]] – [[local news]]'' || [[Mirror:20030915_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-08-04"
|Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! || August 4 – September 14, 2003 ''[[stunt double]] – [[kids' book]]'' || [[Mirror:20030804_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-05-19"
|'''COACH Z:''' And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack! '''STRONG BAD:''' Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. || May 19 – August 3, 2003 ''[[mascot]] – [[stunt double]]'' || [[Mirror:20030519_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-03-31"
|Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! || March 31 – May 18, 2003 ''[[caper]] – [[crazy cartoon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030331_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-01-20"
|Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. || January 20 – March 30, 2003 ''[[marzipan]] – [[autobiography]]'' || [[Mirror:20030120_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2003-01-19"
|Scroll-a boTOnes! || ''Unknown'' – January 19, 2003 ''Unknown – [[dragon]]'' || [[Mirror:20030119_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2002-scriggities"
|Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. || ''Unknown'' ''Unknown'' || ''No link.''
|- id= "SB-2002-09-09"
|'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. || September 9, 2002 – ''Unknown'' ''[[invisibility]] – Unknown'' || ''No link.''
|- id= "SB-2002-07-29"
|Scroll buttons. What is UP? || July 29, 2002 – August 5, 2002 – September 8, 2002 ''[[property of ones]] – [[vacation]] (& [[sb_email 22]])'' || ''No link.''
|- id= "SB-2002-07-08"
|Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? || July 8, 2002 – July 29, 2002 ''[[sisters]] – [[helium]]'' || [[Mirror:20020708_sbemail.html|Listen]]
|- id= "SB-2002-together"
|Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together. || ''Unknown'' – June 25, 2002 ''Unknown – [[gimmicks]]'' || ''No link.''
|- id= "SB-2002-03-04"
|Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. || March 4, 2002 – ''Unknown'' ''[[band names]] – Unknown'' || ''No link.''
|}

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*The September 12, 2005 song refers to [[Random Toon|random.bat]] which was released simultaneously with the rap.
*The June 6, 2005 song is one of [[Marzipan|Marzipan's]] attempts at a scroll button song in [[replacement]], which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." [[The Brothers Chaps]] decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were [[replacement#Commentary_Transcript|recording the commentary]] for that email.
*The rap duet between [[Coach Z]] and Strong Bad may be a reference to [[new hands]], in which Coach Z first performs "[[These peoples try to fade me]]."

===Real-World References===
*In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to [[Wikipedia:Norman Rockwell|Norman Rockwell]], an early-20th-century painter. The phrase "I rock well" is from the [[Wikipedia:Beastie Boys|Beastie Boys]] song ''[[Wikipedia:Licensed to Ill|Brass Monkey]]''.

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email menu]]
*[[HR:sbemail_lappy.swf|View the Flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]]

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Lists]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]

Main Page 24

2007-07-24T19:14:56Z

Ten Ten: /* Goofs */

{{mainnav|24|23|1}}
[[Image:Main24.PNG|220px|thumb|"Has anybody seen my pants?"]]

Everything is viewed through blurred vision.

'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Place:''' [[The Field]]

'''Icon:''' Glasses

'''Page title:''' 20/200!

'''Date:''' July 24, 2007

==Button Effects==
*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' — Homestar holds up a vision testing chart.
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' — Pulsating red dots appear onscreen. Homestar says, "Hey, are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up?"
*'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' — Homestar's shirt changes — first to a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Peacey P|Peacey P]] shirt, then to a blue [[Wikipedia:Fila_(company)|Fila]] shirt, then to his [[duckie shirt]], then back to his original star shirt.
*'''[[Downloads]]''' — Strong Bad walks through the Field shouting, "My pants! Come here, my pants! Has anybody seen my pants?"
*'''[[Store]]''' — Glasses are placed on the viewer, allowing for better vision. Homestar's shirts are still blurred.
*'''[[Email]]''' — Strong Sad appears, holding up Strong Bad's pants and saying, "Well, lookee what I found!"

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
* The page title, "20/200", is the [[Wikipedia: Visual acuity|visual acuity]] measurement used as the threshold for legal blindness.
* The [[Wikipedia: Eye chart|eye chart]] held up by Homestar is known as a "Tumbling E" chart.

===Trivia===
*This is one of only five main pages to have Homestar in his regular outfit, size, and style.
*This is the third main page where Homestar speaks in his current lower voice.
*If you hold the left mouse button on "Store" while you move the mouse off, the glasses will remain on, allowing you to see all the other button effects clearly.

===Remarks===
*The buttons have a new, shinier look.
*Strong Bad is seen with underwear, but in [[New Boots]], he claims he doesn't wear them.
**In [[senior prom]], Strong Bad has underwear, but they were boxers, instead of the briefs shown here.
*The sky's design is the one used in [[the chair]] and [[Drive-Thru]].
*This main page lacks a [[Irregular Loading Screen|loading screen]].

===Goofs===
*The Weeklies buttons' text, when rolled over, are not in the correct spot.
*The logos on Homestar's shirt extend outside the shirt.
*When you roll over "Store" to put on the glasses, Homestar's star is still blurry.

===Glitches===
*The [[HR:newbutton.swf|newbutton.swf]] file slightly overlaps the frames of the glasses.

===Inside References===
*Homestar refers to his [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible fingers]].
*One of Homestar's shirts has the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Peacey P|Peacey P]] logo on it. Peacey P was a rapper in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*This is another appearance of Homestar's [[duckie shirt]].

===Real World References===
* Homestar's blue T-shirt is for sportswear maker [[Wikipedia: Fila (company)|Fila]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:main24.html|go to Main Page 24]]
*[[HR:main24.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 24]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category: Main Pages]]

Blood

2007-07-19T20:03:03Z

Ten Ten: Added appearences

[[Image:doug the dino.PNG|thumb|"My blood hurts."]]
Occasionally, some characters, if they're hurt badly enough, will start to '''bleed'''. Also, there have been some cases where blood is seen, but is not from any character in particular. In rare cases, blood is only mentioned.

==Appearances==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] — [[Homestar Runner]]'s head starts to bleed after [[The Yello Dello]] pecks him on the head the second time.
*[[Main Page 3]] — Rolling over "[[Games]]" will bring up a whale with bloody harpoon wounds.
*[[Main Page 7]] — Rolling over "[[Store]]" will cause blood to squirt from Homestar's brain.
*Email [[flag day]] — [[Strong Mad]]'s arm starts to bleed when [[Strong Bad]] carves a [[snake]] tattoo on it.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] — At the end of the toon, [[What's Her Face]]'s knees are bleeding because Thomas "hit her with a bat".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] — What's Her Face bleeds in various places after possums attack her. She also claims that her "blood hurts".
*[[TROGDOR!]] — [[Trogdor]] bleeds if he gets arrowed or sworded.
*[[Strumstar Hammer]] — The first page says "Everybody throws shot-puts at The Homestar Runner. He is bleeding pretty bad."
*[[Malloween Commercial]] — Blood drips down the screen after Marshie exits the coffin.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad says that he'll "relegate [Strong Sad's] face to a bloody pulp."
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — If you type in "knock until your knuckles bleed" at Naked Ned's house, [[Rather Dashing]] will do so, though this isn't shown.
*Email [[pom pom]] — As Strong Bad pokes Homestar in the chin with a pin, red dots begin to appear on Homestar's face.
*[[Labor Dabor]] — In one of the bowling Easter eggs, a bowling pin is cut in half, causing its blood to splatter on the wall, spelling [[Lowercase i's|"SPLiT"]].
*Email [[the facts]] — The green cylinder bleeds when [[Doug the Dino]] bites off a large chunk of it.
*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] — Blood drips down the title screen.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — When So and So says "A B/G PRTY?!", she appears with bloody [[Fangs (Teen Girl Squad)|fangs]].
*Email [[disconnected]] — The hole in [[Strong Body and Head Bad|Strong Body]]'s neck shows blood.
*Email [[pop-up]] — One of the things Strong Bad dumps on [[Strong Sad]] with his cement mixer is "ram's blood".
*Email [[redesign]] — The redesigned [[No Loafing sign]] includes bloody fangs.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — The [[Tandy 400]] and the [[Compy 386]] sever the [[Lappy 486]]'s "little toe", leaving a puddle of blood.
*[[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] — In one of [[Blue Laser Commander]]'s deaths, he gets chopped in half with a little blood squirted out.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad tries to scare Marzipan by leaping out from behind [[The Stick]] and shouting "Grody bloody gross and blood!"
*[[Let us give TANKS!]] — Blue Laser Commander jabs a fork in a [[Blue Laser Minion|minion]]'s eye, causing blood to stream down his face.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — The concession stand of the restaurant has some "fake ketchup", which is actually blood. Drinking it will cause your character to die. You also have to pour it on your head to make yourself look like the hag's husband, who "died of a bloody head".
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad ends with "Well, happy Decemberween everybloody!"
*[[DNA Evidence]] — When Marzipan says she found the DNA evidence in her house, Strong Sad asks if it was either "hair particles", "skin flakes", or "blood crispies".
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad if he'd heard of "Bloody Pulp: The amazingly true story of your face in 5 seconds."
*Email [[the paper]] — As part of its goth phase, [[The Paper]] drips blood. (It also drips blood in its preppy phase, for some reason.) Also, in an Easter egg, Homestar, who's tangled upside down in the paper, sings that his blood is rushing to his head.

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Strong Bad's Technology

2007-07-18T13:06:32Z

Ten Ten: /* Inconsistencies */

{{about|running gag}} {{foremail|technology}}
[[Image:Strong Bad lamenting The Paper.png|thumb|"Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!"]]
[[Strong Bad]] shows a strong preference for out-of-date '''technology'''. Sometimes his feelings are so strong they lead to a state of denial, in which he describes such outmoded technologies as cutting-edge. Similarly, the company [[Videlectrix]], which Strong Bad endorses, seems to embrace a mission plan of releasing 8-bit and 16-bit "[[Peasant's Quest Preview#Easter Eggs|video computer games on TV]]" which they consider to have "good graphics". Strong Bad continually remains adamant that his computers are high tech. In [[animal]] and [[redesign]], however, Strong Bad mocks [[The Cheat]]'s use of "new computers".

== Appearances ==
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] - Strong Bad appears to think that a record holds more than a CD, as the announcer states that the collection is available on 3 records or 7 CDs. Also, he claims that it's available on [[Wikipedia:8-track cartridge|8-track cassettes]].
**An 8-track tape could also have more songs than a record, depending how long the songs are and if the record is 33, 45, or 78 rpm.
*Several occasions - The only telephone that Strong Bad ever seems to answer is an old fashioned mounted telephone, with the headpiece attached to the base by wire.
**Although the headpiece should be attached to the base, Strong Bad's appears to be [[Disconnected Telephones|disconnected]] from the base.
*Almost every [[Strong Bad Email]] - Strong Bad uses outdated [[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|computers]], and praised the [[Compy 386]] and [[Lappy 486]] as state-of-the-art computers with awesome features. [[The Paper]], as well, appears to come from a tractor-fed dot matrix printer. In home use, such printers are now nearly non-existent.
*Almost every [[Strong Bad Email]] - The operating system that Strong Bad uses on the Tandy 400 resembles that of [[Wikipedia:ProDOS|ProDOS]], while the Compy 386 and Lappy 486 resemble that of [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]], both of which have been replaced with [[Wikipedia:Gui|GUI operating systems]] in most modern home computers.
*Email [[duck pond]] - Strong Bad says that the [[Atari 2600|Atari]] version of [[Duck Pond]] has state-of-the-art graphics.
*Email [[gimmicks]] - Despite Strong Sad's claim that he could replace the [[Tandy 400]] with a comparable computer "at a yard sale for, like, fifteen dollars," Strong Bad asserts that he "liked that computer." He evidently disregards Strong Sad's encouragement to get a modern computer when he chooses the [[Compy 386]].
**Despite the accurate price description by Strong Sad, he still asks to borrow 900 dollars, most of which was presumably not spent on a new computer.
*Email [[weird dream]] - Strong Bad is unaware of how to use The Cheat's [[Tangerine Dreams|iMac's]] [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Mac OS]].
*Email [[lures & jigs]] - Strong Bad refers to [[Fishing Challenge '91]] as "the pinnacle of graphics".
*Email [[50 emails]] (Easter Egg) - [[Old Timey Strong Bad]] used a "telegramaphone" (more commonly a [[Wikipedia:telegraph|telegraph]]), although by the 1930s they had been almost completely replaced by the telephone.
*Email [[website]] - [[Strong Bad's Website]] is similar to many other outdated ones created during the '90s.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] (Easter Egg) - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] constructed a working telephone from the canister marked "eww" in the cardboard box prison.
**However, the tin can phone is still able to call Marzipan's Answering Machine, when it should only be able to talk to another can.
*Email [[video games]] - Strong Bad considers the [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]]-style [[RhinoFeeder]] to be on a brand new and super-photorealistic system.
**He also thinks that the individual red pixel that represents the player in [[Secret Collect.]] looks "kinda like [him]".
*Email [[haircut]] - Strong Bad edits a Polaroid picture of [[Strong Mad]] with a marker, claiming that he's using a light pen to edit a scanned picture.
**Here, he also refers to the tech as "Cutting art, state-of-the-edge".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] - Strong Bad is irate that [[Wikipedia:GameStop|Babbages]] has no [[Wikipedia:Turbografx|Turbografx]] games (which today are next to impossible to find).
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]] - Strong Bad is unaware of the term "burning DVDs" and sets fire to a spindle of them using the [[BMW Lighter]].
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]] - Strong Bad fails to back up his files, and then seems to think he can do so by keeping some of the ashes of his exploded computer.
**Strong Bad's computer is unable to open the 3 gigabyte attachment entitled "catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe" and thus explodes.
*Email [[extra plug]] - Not only are the 'lectric boots low tech, taking up all the house's electricity, but the TV that [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Strong Mad]] are watching is very old and outdated.
*Email [[radio]] - The walkie talkies that Strong Bad and The Cheat use are highly outdated.
*Email [[lady...ing]] - Strong Bad uses a [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]] and sings a brief, nostalgic tribute to the medium, saying that "everything is better on Laserdisc".
*Email [[animal]] - Strong Bad scoffs at [[The Cheat]] for using ''new'' computers.
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad deems the email "too long" and proceeds to edit it with a white-out pen, which he calls a "light pen" with "expensive electrons". When the plan backfires on him, though, he refers to it as "stupid made-up technology that I made up".
*Email [[highschool]] - Baby Strong Bad wishes the video games of his earlier era were "better."
*Email [[portrait]] - Strong Bad is shown holding a "re-eally o-o-ld ce-e-ll phone".
*Email [[technology]] - A whole email on the subject; Strong Bad makes numerous references to older technologies being state-of-the-art. He also claims that he prefers early [[Wikipedia:floppy disks|floppy disks]] over [[Wikipedia:diskette|diskettes]], erroneously stating that "they have more memory".
*Email [[alternate universe]] - The [[Wikipedia:Game Boy|Game Boy]] that Strong Bad uses to make his high tech "alternate universe [[Blender#Game Boy in a Blender|portal]]" is an original monochrome model, which is highly outdated and no longer produced.
*Email [[senior prom]] - Strong Bad pretends to get a message on his "answering machine" from "[[Strong Bad's Ladies|Delilelia]]", when it's actually a clock radio with a paper reading "an answering machine (trust me)" taped to it. Strong Bad himself provides "Delilelia's" voice.
*Email [[isp]] - Strong Bad's computer, besides having a ridiculously slow Internet connection, uses an icon of a 5-1/4-inch floppy disk on its download-progress screen.
**Strong Bad claims his internet connection potentially runs at "1200 [[Wikipedia:Baud|baud]]" – while it is impossible to say how fast this really is without knowing the standard the [[Wikipedia:Modem|modem]] uses to connect, describing the speed in baud typically was only used with older modems (1980s and earlier), so the modem is probably encoding around 2 or 3 bits per symbol, thus achieving transfer rate of either 2.4[[Wikipedia:Kilobits per second|kbit/s]] or 3.6kbit/s. Note however that no [[Wikipedia:ITU Telecommunication Standardization Sector|ITU-T]] standard transferred at 1200 baud, jumping from 600 baud in [[Wikipedia:V.22|V.22]] to 2400 baud in its successor, [[Wikipedia:V.32|V.32]]. It is possible, however, for a 2400 baud or higher modem to run at only 1200 baud if it is on a low-quality phone line.
*Email [[redesign]] - Strong Bad thinks that the LCD monitor on [[The Cheat's iMac (2006)|The Cheat's new computer]] had the backside sliced off, and he refers to his wireless mouse as a "plastic bar of soap." He also believes that the scroll ticker replacement for the NO LOAFING sign has "advanced animation."
*Email [[road trip]] - Strong Bad believes the 8-Track cassette player to be "forwards-compatible" with CDs.
*Email [[trading cards]] - Strong Bad considers the title screen of the 1982 Videlectrix video game [[C.H.E.A.T.]] "the day they invented good graphics."
*Email [[the movies]] - Strong Bad watches the movie [[Karate Car]], which is entirely [[ASCII art]].
*Email [[the paper]] - As the printer and The Paper and malfunctioning, Strong Bad cries "Why do all my 30-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?"

==Fun Facts==
*Most of the graphics that Strong Bad refers to as "good" are from an [[Atari 2600]] or from a Super NES, which is what made the first H*R cartoon.
*He needed to call tech support in order to remove the "light pen" markings from the Lappy's screen.
*The [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]] command "dir/p", the command used on the Compy 386 Email Menu, would display the contents of the current directory and pause after displaying each info screen.

==Inconsistencies==

*Though the Compy appears to mostly use [[Wikipedia:Enhanced Graphics Adapter|EGA]] graphics, it is capable of [[Wikipedia:SVGA|SVGA]] graphics, as indicated by [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] in [[date]].
**Strong Bad also must have a scanner of some sort, as he is able to upload photos and also videos. This is strange as his computers normally appear to be unable to do this.
*Though Strong Bad appears to be incapable of comprehension of today's technology, he does make note of such modern technologies as [[Wikipedia: HDTV|HD]] and [[Wikipedia: wide screen|wide screen]].
*Strong Bad is able to operate [[Pom Pom]]'s [[Pom Pilot]] in [[the bird]].
*Even though Strong Bad's computers use DOS, there have been [[credit card|a couple]] of [[lunch special|occasions]] where a cursor has appeared.
*In [[long pants]], Strong Bad calls "tech support" to remove the light pen markings from his screen. If the markings were successfully removed, which they were, then Strong Bad's monitor would have to be a CRT monitor as opposed to an LCD. CRT monitors do not create a ripple effect when pressed, as do LCD.
*Strong Bad is connected to the internet via a modem, as shown in [[isp]]. Thus, he should not be able to use the phone to speak with tech support while downloading from the internet.

==Strong Bad's Computers etc==
Besides his outdated computers, Strong Bad uses several other low-tech implements. He so often uses these, it is almost impossible to find an implement of technology that Strong Bad has that is not outdated.
===Computers===
*[[Tandy 400]] - Strong Bad's first computer. He used it to check emails 1-40. It exploded due to random malfunction.
*[[Compy 386]] - Strong Bad's second computer. He used it to check emails 41-118. He was so distraught when [[Bubs]] shot it in [[virus]], he was unable to compose himself enough to yell and argue with Bubs.
*[[Lappy 486]] - Strong Bad's current computer. To date, he has used it to check all emails since 119, excluding [[from work]]. He claims that it is portable, weighing in at 42 pounds. Also appears in [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|female]] form.
*[[Block]] - Its only appearance is in [[other days]]. Strong Bad uses it to check his Polish emails. Although it appears to be in the same room as his other computer, it is never visible on his desk.
*[[Corpy NT6]] - This is Strong Bad's computer at [[the office]]. It is obviously outdated as it runs on [[DOS]] like SB's home computers, and is unable to open a 3GB attachment.

===Software===
*[[Edgar]] The Virus Hunter - Strong Bad's virus protection software was programmed by only one person, is apparently never maintained, and also seems to only have a scan function.
*[[Edgar#Edga Jr.|Edga Jr.]] - A simple piece of software that automatically deletes emails of a certain length.
*[[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] - Another simple application that removes and archives all emails with the sender named "Homestar Runner".
*[[DOS|The Operating System]] - Although this is often overlooked, the operating system Strong Bad runs is [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]], which is almost never used in modern day life.
*[[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#System Errors|Computer Error Alerts]] - These include "Flagrant System Error", "Computer over", "Flamboyant System Error", and "Teal Screen of Near Death (TSoND)".

===Other===
*[[The Paper]] - The Paper is apparently a tractor-feed dot matrix printer that for some reason can never be seen on top of Strong Bad's computer, even though it always feeds from the top of the screen. It seemed to be malfunctioning in the email [[more armies]], and, as predicted in [[montage]], The Paper called it quits in email #173, [[the paper]], where it was replaced with [[New Paper|an inkjet printer]].
*The "[[Permanent Marker|light pen]]" - Used in [[haircut]] to edit the hairstyle of a "scanned" picture of [[Strong Mad]]. It was later used in [[long pants]] to make the email shorter.
*[[Floppy Disk Container]] - Strong Bad still uses floppy disks to store information and games. It was revealed in [[technology]] that he preferred the older 5¼" floppy disks to the newer 3½" diskettes, claiming (incorrectly) that the 5¼" disks hold more memory.
*[[Telebision]] - An older TV, circa the '70s, complete with knobs and dials.
*[[Cakkalate]] - Strong Bad's simple solar calculator that is "the future of technology" since it is wireless (according to him).

==See Also==
*[[Atari 2600]]
*[[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|Computers]]
*[[Pseudocharacters]]

[[Category:Electronics running gags]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]

Strong Bad's Technology

2007-07-18T13:04:23Z

Ten Ten: /* Inconsistencies */

{{about|running gag}} {{foremail|technology}}
[[Image:Strong Bad lamenting The Paper.png|thumb|"Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!"]]
[[Strong Bad]] shows a strong preference for out-of-date '''technology'''. Sometimes his feelings are so strong they lead to a state of denial, in which he describes such outmoded technologies as cutting-edge. Similarly, the company [[Videlectrix]], which Strong Bad endorses, seems to embrace a mission plan of releasing 8-bit and 16-bit "[[Peasant's Quest Preview#Easter Eggs|video computer games on TV]]" which they consider to have "good graphics". Strong Bad continually remains adamant that his computers are high tech. In [[animal]] and [[redesign]], however, Strong Bad mocks [[The Cheat]]'s use of "new computers".

== Appearances ==
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] - Strong Bad appears to think that a record holds more than a CD, as the announcer states that the collection is available on 3 records or 7 CDs. Also, he claims that it's available on [[Wikipedia:8-track cartridge|8-track cassettes]].
**An 8-track tape could also have more songs than a record, depending how long the songs are and if the record is 33, 45, or 78 rpm.
*Several occasions - The only telephone that Strong Bad ever seems to answer is an old fashioned mounted telephone, with the headpiece attached to the base by wire.
**Although the headpiece should be attached to the base, Strong Bad's appears to be [[Disconnected Telephones|disconnected]] from the base.
*Almost every [[Strong Bad Email]] - Strong Bad uses outdated [[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|computers]], and praised the [[Compy 386]] and [[Lappy 486]] as state-of-the-art computers with awesome features. [[The Paper]], as well, appears to come from a tractor-fed dot matrix printer. In home use, such printers are now nearly non-existent.
*Almost every [[Strong Bad Email]] - The operating system that Strong Bad uses on the Tandy 400 resembles that of [[Wikipedia:ProDOS|ProDOS]], while the Compy 386 and Lappy 486 resemble that of [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]], both of which have been replaced with [[Wikipedia:Gui|GUI operating systems]] in most modern home computers.
*Email [[duck pond]] - Strong Bad says that the [[Atari 2600|Atari]] version of [[Duck Pond]] has state-of-the-art graphics.
*Email [[gimmicks]] - Despite Strong Sad's claim that he could replace the [[Tandy 400]] with a comparable computer "at a yard sale for, like, fifteen dollars," Strong Bad asserts that he "liked that computer." He evidently disregards Strong Sad's encouragement to get a modern computer when he chooses the [[Compy 386]].
**Despite the accurate price description by Strong Sad, he still asks to borrow 900 dollars, most of which was presumably not spent on a new computer.
*Email [[weird dream]] - Strong Bad is unaware of how to use The Cheat's [[Tangerine Dreams|iMac's]] [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Mac OS]].
*Email [[lures & jigs]] - Strong Bad refers to [[Fishing Challenge '91]] as "the pinnacle of graphics".
*Email [[50 emails]] (Easter Egg) - [[Old Timey Strong Bad]] used a "telegramaphone" (more commonly a [[Wikipedia:telegraph|telegraph]]), although by the 1930s they had been almost completely replaced by the telephone.
*Email [[website]] - [[Strong Bad's Website]] is similar to many other outdated ones created during the '90s.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] (Easter Egg) - Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] constructed a working telephone from the canister marked "eww" in the cardboard box prison.
**However, the tin can phone is still able to call Marzipan's Answering Machine, when it should only be able to talk to another can.
*Email [[video games]] - Strong Bad considers the [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]]-style [[RhinoFeeder]] to be on a brand new and super-photorealistic system.
**He also thinks that the individual red pixel that represents the player in [[Secret Collect.]] looks "kinda like [him]".
*Email [[haircut]] - Strong Bad edits a Polaroid picture of [[Strong Mad]] with a marker, claiming that he's using a light pen to edit a scanned picture.
**Here, he also refers to the tech as "Cutting art, state-of-the-edge".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] - Strong Bad is irate that [[Wikipedia:GameStop|Babbages]] has no [[Wikipedia:Turbografx|Turbografx]] games (which today are next to impossible to find).
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]] - Strong Bad is unaware of the term "burning DVDs" and sets fire to a spindle of them using the [[BMW Lighter]].
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]] - Strong Bad fails to back up his files, and then seems to think he can do so by keeping some of the ashes of his exploded computer.
**Strong Bad's computer is unable to open the 3 gigabyte attachment entitled "catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe" and thus explodes.
*Email [[extra plug]] - Not only are the 'lectric boots low tech, taking up all the house's electricity, but the TV that [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Strong Mad]] are watching is very old and outdated.
*Email [[radio]] - The walkie talkies that Strong Bad and The Cheat use are highly outdated.
*Email [[lady...ing]] - Strong Bad uses a [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]] and sings a brief, nostalgic tribute to the medium, saying that "everything is better on Laserdisc".
*Email [[animal]] - Strong Bad scoffs at [[The Cheat]] for using ''new'' computers.
*Email [[long pants]] - Strong Bad deems the email "too long" and proceeds to edit it with a white-out pen, which he calls a "light pen" with "expensive electrons". When the plan backfires on him, though, he refers to it as "stupid made-up technology that I made up".
*Email [[highschool]] - Baby Strong Bad wishes the video games of his earlier era were "better."
*Email [[portrait]] - Strong Bad is shown holding a "re-eally o-o-ld ce-e-ll phone".
*Email [[technology]] - A whole email on the subject; Strong Bad makes numerous references to older technologies being state-of-the-art. He also claims that he prefers early [[Wikipedia:floppy disks|floppy disks]] over [[Wikipedia:diskette|diskettes]], erroneously stating that "they have more memory".
*Email [[alternate universe]] - The [[Wikipedia:Game Boy|Game Boy]] that Strong Bad uses to make his high tech "alternate universe [[Blender#Game Boy in a Blender|portal]]" is an original monochrome model, which is highly outdated and no longer produced.
*Email [[senior prom]] - Strong Bad pretends to get a message on his "answering machine" from "[[Strong Bad's Ladies|Delilelia]]", when it's actually a clock radio with a paper reading "an answering machine (trust me)" taped to it. Strong Bad himself provides "Delilelia's" voice.
*Email [[isp]] - Strong Bad's computer, besides having a ridiculously slow Internet connection, uses an icon of a 5-1/4-inch floppy disk on its download-progress screen.
**Strong Bad claims his internet connection potentially runs at "1200 [[Wikipedia:Baud|baud]]" – while it is impossible to say how fast this really is without knowing the standard the [[Wikipedia:Modem|modem]] uses to connect, describing the speed in baud typically was only used with older modems (1980s and earlier), so the modem is probably encoding around 2 or 3 bits per symbol, thus achieving transfer rate of either 2.4[[Wikipedia:Kilobits per second|kbit/s]] or 3.6kbit/s. Note however that no [[Wikipedia:ITU Telecommunication Standardization Sector|ITU-T]] standard transferred at 1200 baud, jumping from 600 baud in [[Wikipedia:V.22|V.22]] to 2400 baud in its successor, [[Wikipedia:V.32|V.32]]. It is possible, however, for a 2400 baud or higher modem to run at only 1200 baud if it is on a low-quality phone line.
*Email [[redesign]] - Strong Bad thinks that the LCD monitor on [[The Cheat's iMac (2006)|The Cheat's new computer]] had the backside sliced off, and he refers to his wireless mouse as a "plastic bar of soap." He also believes that the scroll ticker replacement for the NO LOAFING sign has "advanced animation."
*Email [[road trip]] - Strong Bad believes the 8-Track cassette player to be "forwards-compatible" with CDs.
*Email [[trading cards]] - Strong Bad considers the title screen of the 1982 Videlectrix video game [[C.H.E.A.T.]] "the day they invented good graphics."
*Email [[the movies]] - Strong Bad watches the movie [[Karate Car]], which is entirely [[ASCII art]].
*Email [[the paper]] - As the printer and The Paper and malfunctioning, Strong Bad cries "Why do all my 30-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?"

==Fun Facts==
*Most of the graphics that Strong Bad refers to as "good" are from an [[Atari 2600]] or from a Super NES, which is what made the first H*R cartoon.
*He needed to call tech support in order to remove the "light pen" markings from the Lappy's screen.
*The [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]] command "dir/p", the command used on the Compy 386 Email Menu, would display the contents of the current directory and pause after displaying each info screen.

==Inconsistencies==

*Though the Compy appears to mostly use [[Wikipedia:Enhanced Graphics Adapter|EGA]] graphics, it is capable of [[Wikipedia:SVGA|SVGA]] graphics, as indicated by [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] in [[date]].
**Strong Bad also must have a scanner of some sort, as he is able to upload photos and also videos. This is strange as his computers normally appear to be unable to do this.
*Though Strong Bad appears to be incapable of comprehension of today's technology, he does make note of such modern technologies as [[Wikipedia: HDTV|HD]] and [[Wikipedia: wide screen|wide screen]].
*Strong Bad is able to operate [[Pom Pom]]'s [[Pom Pilot]] in [[the bird]].
*Even though Strong Bad's computers use DOS, there have been [[credit card|a couple]] of [[lunch special|occasions]] where a cursor has appeared.
*In [[long pants]], Strong Bad calls "tech support" to remove the light pen markings from his screen. If the markings were successfully removed, which they were, then Strong Bad's monitor would have to be a CRT monitor as opposed to an LCD. CRT monitors do not create a ripple effect when pressed, as do LCD.

==Strong Bad's Computers etc==
Besides his outdated computers, Strong Bad uses several other low-tech implements. He so often uses these, it is almost impossible to find an implement of technology that Strong Bad has that is not outdated.
===Computers===
*[[Tandy 400]] - Strong Bad's first computer. He used it to check emails 1-40. It exploded due to random malfunction.
*[[Compy 386]] - Strong Bad's second computer. He used it to check emails 41-118. He was so distraught when [[Bubs]] shot it in [[virus]], he was unable to compose himself enough to yell and argue with Bubs.
*[[Lappy 486]] - Strong Bad's current computer. To date, he has used it to check all emails since 119, excluding [[from work]]. He claims that it is portable, weighing in at 42 pounds. Also appears in [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|female]] form.
*[[Block]] - Its only appearance is in [[other days]]. Strong Bad uses it to check his Polish emails. Although it appears to be in the same room as his other computer, it is never visible on his desk.
*[[Corpy NT6]] - This is Strong Bad's computer at [[the office]]. It is obviously outdated as it runs on [[DOS]] like SB's home computers, and is unable to open a 3GB attachment.

===Software===
*[[Edgar]] The Virus Hunter - Strong Bad's virus protection software was programmed by only one person, is apparently never maintained, and also seems to only have a scan function.
*[[Edgar#Edga Jr.|Edga Jr.]] - A simple piece of software that automatically deletes emails of a certain length.
*[[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] - Another simple application that removes and archives all emails with the sender named "Homestar Runner".
*[[DOS|The Operating System]] - Although this is often overlooked, the operating system Strong Bad runs is [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]], which is almost never used in modern day life.
*[[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#System Errors|Computer Error Alerts]] - These include "Flagrant System Error", "Computer over", "Flamboyant System Error", and "Teal Screen of Near Death (TSoND)".

===Other===
*[[The Paper]] - The Paper is apparently a tractor-feed dot matrix printer that for some reason can never be seen on top of Strong Bad's computer, even though it always feeds from the top of the screen. It seemed to be malfunctioning in the email [[more armies]], and, as predicted in [[montage]], The Paper called it quits in email #173, [[the paper]], where it was replaced with [[New Paper|an inkjet printer]].
*The "[[Permanent Marker|light pen]]" - Used in [[haircut]] to edit the hairstyle of a "scanned" picture of [[Strong Mad]]. It was later used in [[long pants]] to make the email shorter.
*[[Floppy Disk Container]] - Strong Bad still uses floppy disks to store information and games. It was revealed in [[technology]] that he preferred the older 5¼" floppy disks to the newer 3½" diskettes, claiming (incorrectly) that the 5¼" disks hold more memory.
*[[Telebision]] - An older TV, circa the '70s, complete with knobs and dials.
*[[Cakkalate]] - Strong Bad's simple solar calculator that is "the future of technology" since it is wireless (according to him).

==See Also==
*[[Atari 2600]]
*[[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|Computers]]
*[[Pseudocharacters]]

[[Category:Electronics running gags]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]

User:Ten Ten

2007-07-03T04:11:23Z

Ten Ten:

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Yeah...I think I actually stopped adding content to the wiki a while ago. I just validate XHTML. That's it. Nothing more.
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==People who are good people==
[[User:Loafing|Loafing]] is a good person. He has bread in his name.
[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] is also a good person. He agrees with me all the times.
[[User:Biomouse|Biomouse]] is '''not''' in a coma. He knows the times.

==All Bout Me==
Nobody really cares about this part. 'Cept for [http://www.freewebs.com/thehrnavigator this part].

Seriously, who reads those?

==What I did for the Wiki==

*Creating the [[Action Cool 5]] article.
*Basically rewriting [[Blue Laser]].
*Reviving [[Coach Z Ale]].
*Creating the template {{[[Template:halloweennav|halloweennav]]}}.
*Creating the [[DOS]] article.
*Completely revamping [[Strong Bad's Technology]] and [[Left Handedness]].
*Slightly revamping [[Vector Field]].
*Doing almost the entire easter egg section for [[senior prom]].
*Doing [[The Cheat Theme Song Visuals]]. That was a lot of work.
*[[Pseudocharacters]]. My biggest individual success.
*Transcribing [[Field Day intro]].
*Transcribing [[One Two, One Two]].
*Identifying and rectifying the [[Talk:Main Page#The navbox promblem|navbox issue]].
*25 successful articles.
*1 successful template.

==Me and the H*R==
My first, favorite, and still beloved email was [[japanese cartoon]]. I have never, and probably will never, laugh as hard again. Seriously, I tipped over backwards. Some of my favorite other toons and such are Bug in Mouth Disease and TGS Issue 9.

Thats about it. I'm not really that interesting.
...
Yeah.

==What kinda stuff I do 'round Here==
*WAAAAY too much RC work.
*Gnome stuff.
*Making minor articles.
*Rewriting bigger articles when I can (Mainly Cheat Commandos ones).
*Taking on stubs (my biggest job).
*Quite possibly the only active code validator currently...validating. Right now.

==Things I want/have==
*I, like probably every user on this wiki, wants one of [[HRWiki:Barnstars|these]]. I don't see why anyone wouldn't want to be recognized for being a good person.

*Another thing I'd like is some talky talk on my [[User talk:Ten Ten|talk page]], which I don't have because I cleared it all a while ago when I was angry at everybody for stupid reasons. Regardless of that, please leave a post, just for whatever.

*Something I have is...um...nothing tangible. But I have all my good work, my 15 validated signatures, and 9 or so proofread articles, so I'm happy with that.

==The Ratio==
Observe the ratio, please.

Articles given no chance : Articles given chance then deleted : Articles given no chance but NOT deleted
[[Wrestling|1]] : [[The Cheat's Privileges|1]] : [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner Universe|1]] [[Catch Phrases|2]] [[LELLOWTAPE|3]] [[Malapropisms|4]]

Therefore, the overall ratio is {1:1:4}.

==Subtitles==
[[Image:Stinkoman_Credits.png|thumb|125px|10 x 10.]]
===Subtitle list===
*[[Subtitles:tgs9/en|TGS 9]]
*[[Subtitles:seasonalsweaters/en|Seasonal Sweaters]]
*[[Subtitles:pqtrailer/en|Peasant's Quest Preview]]
*[[Subtitles:fieldday/de|Field Day Intro (de)]]

That's about it. I ^no longer lack any interesting [[User:Ten Ten/Article list|subpages]], so just leave a note on my talk page if you need to get in contact with me.

Unsincerely,
Ten x 101
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This really happened.

You can find out [http://www.quirksmode.org/css/cursor.html here] how to change your page cursor.
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Game Sightings

2007-07-03T03:56:19Z

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== ''[[Wikipedia: Adventure Quest|Adventure Quest]]'' ==
*In the free flash RPG ''[http://www.battleon.com Adventure Quest]'', occasionally when a Guardian summons the Guardian Dragon, the dragon will say: "BURNINATE!!! (do not sue us please)"
*Also, there was a Homestar Runner chat icon in the forum that you could choose but it has been removed.
*On Mogloween 2006, one of the randomly generated names for the houses was [[Trogdor|Trogdor]].
*One of the creatures the player randomly battles is called "[[The Sneak]]".

== ''[[Wikipedia: Age of Empires III|Age of Empires III]]'' ==
When you enter the cheat code 'sooo good' in single player, each unit that is killed will display a Teen-Girl-Squad-like death, which varies based on the type of unit that killed them. MUSKETEER'ED! and JANNISSARY'ED! are some examples.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Amazing Island|Amazing Island]]'' ==
On page 9/10 of the manual, there are instructions on creating a new character. Whoever took the picture had named his character Homestar.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Backyard Skateboarding|Backyard Skateboarding: Game of the Year Edition]]'' ==
On the Customize Skater option, one shirt that is choosable is titled "Star Runner"; it is a red shirt with a white star.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Ben Jordan: Paranormal Investigator|Ben Jordan: Paranormal Investigator]]'' ==
*In the [http://www.grundislavgames.com/bj/ third game] in the series, when looking at a hut it is described as "A small thatched-roof cottage, suitable for burnination."

*In the [http://www.grundislavgames.com/bj/ first game], you have access to a computer which is identical to the Compy 386.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Cardmaster Conflict|Cardmaster Conflict]]'' ==
In the free online trading card game [http://cmc.mrx.ca/cmc/ Cardmaster Conflict], there is an avatar part called the "Gotta Have Blue Hair", which looks like Stinkoman's hair.
== ''[[Wikipedia: Crackdown|Crackdown]]'' ==
In the Xbox 360 game Crackdown, in La Mugres/Green Bay there is a gun shop called Double Deuces.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Counter-Strike|Counter-Strike]]'' ==
''Counter-Strike'' servers with AdminMod installed occasionally display messages "(username) was burninated by Trogdor, er by (username)" and "Headshot! For good, and for AWESOME!"

== ''[[Wikipedia: Crash Tag Team Racing|Crash Tag Team Racing]]'' ==
While racing, Crunch might say, "I burninated that chump!" and "Haha! Your car asplode!"

While racing, Pasadena O'Possum might say, "Hey! This ain't a monster truck rally! That's SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY!!".

Several Die-O-Ramas have titles similar to "ARROWED!" from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] and/or [[comic]]. Among them are "SHARKED!", "CROSSBOWED!", "EXPLODEDED!"[[#CTTR_1|[1]]], "LIQUIDATED" and "JAWED!".

# "Explodeded" has an extra "ed" at the end, which refers to the 'D! from TGS. The font used for the Die-O-Ramas didn't have an apostrophe, so this was used instead.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Custom Robo|Custom Robo]]'' ==
*Partway through the American version of the game, there is a quiz on basic game knowledge. One of the (wrong) answers to a multiple-choice question is "Parts Burninator".
*There is also a gun called the "Homing Star"

== ''Cyborg Livestock Outer Space'' ==
If you defeat the alien mothership from Shockwave's [http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/cyborglivestock Cyborg Livestock from Outer Space], the end text says that the ship "asplode," just as your head does in the game [[StrongBadZone]].

== ''[[Wikipedia: Derby Owner's Club|Derby Owner's Club]]'' ==
One of the default sires' name is "Homestar Runner".

== ''[[Wikipedia:Diner Dash: Flo On The Go|Diner Dash: Flo on the Go]]'' ==
[[Image:Diner dash 3 - everybody to the limit.png|thumb|This diner's going to the moooooooooon!]]
One of the secret levels is titled [[Everybody to the Limit]]. The description is: "Can you handle everything and the kitchen sink? This one's [[personal favorites|going to the moon]]!!"
{{clear}}

== ''[[Wikipedia: Dragon Fable|Dragon Fable]]'' ==
In one of the Sneevil Box Quests, you kill a sneevil and it gives you a random password. One of these passwords is "Burninate". An obvious reference to [[Trogdor]].

== ''[[Wikipedia: Everbound|Everbound]]'' ==
This homemade parody of ''Everquest'', found at Albinoblacksheep.com, allows one of the characters to summon Trogdor the Burninator.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Everquest|Everquest]]'' ==
In the zone Inktu'ta, The Unmasked Chapel, there is a monster called "Cursecaller Fhqwhgads". You can see a picture of it [http://eqbeastiary.allakhazam.com/search.shtml?id=18067 here].

== ''[[Wikipedia: Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel|Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel]]'' ==
Listed in the credits, listed under "SPECIAL THANKS," is "SB/HSR".

== ''[[Wikipedia: Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls|Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls]]'' ==
*A man in Hellfire Chasm says "This is private property. Trespassers will be burninated.".
*In Whisperwind Cove one of the items you obtain in one of the floors from a dwarf is called 'Witches Brew"
**Both these areas were exclusively for the GBA version of the games, and were not on the original copies for the NES, or in the PlayStation remake Final Fantasy Origins on which Dawn of Souls is based.

== ''[http://www.jmtb02.com/flash/firestorm.htm Four Second Firestorm]'' ==
*One of the minigames is "Don't [[A Splode]]", which involves a car dodging boxes of explosives.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Full Auto 2|Full Auto 2: Battlelines]]'' ==
*One of the dragon decals players can put on their cars in the PSP version is called "Burninator".

== ''[[Wikipedia: Galactic Civilizations 2: Dread Lords|Galactic Civilizations 2: Dread Lords]]'' ==
In the custom race options one of the custom race icons looks suspiciously like an upside down [[Strong Bad]]. [http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6596/racelogo194vw.png]

== ''[[Wikipedia: Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde|Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde]]'' ==
In the credits of this game, it says "Additional Thanks To: Strong Bad."

== ''[[Wikipedia: Guild Wars|Guild Wars]]'' ==
*As an Elementalist (a mage), one can acquire spells called "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=195 Mark of Rodgort]" and "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=201 Rodgort's Invocation]." Both spells cause a condition in which the target catches on fire. Rodgort spelled backwards is Trogdor.
*In the latest update, one can go on a quest to bring an evil Stone Summit dwarf a [[Cold One]], which you create by adding ice to a Warm One.
*As a Hallowe'en treat, people in Guild Wars can now get [[Witches' Brew]].

== ''[[Wikipedia: Guitar Hero II|Guitar Hero II]]'' ==
The song [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] is an unlockable bonus track in the game ''[[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero II|Guitar Hero II]]'' for [[Wikipedia:PlayStation 2|PlayStation 2]] and [[Wikipedia:Xbox 360|Xbox 360]] (see the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_pqEN8zylM demonstration video]). The description given for the song in the game's "Store" menu reads:

<blockquote>The Trogdor song from the [[Strong Bad Email]] '[[dragon]]' was actually an afterthought that was added at the last minute. [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] was finishing up the cartoon and [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] suddenly started screaming the chorus while making [[eggs]]</blockquote>

*The Bonus Song Loading screen for Trogdor reads: "For squeadlies [[Mashing|mash]] on the trembalo. For meadlies, tone up on your chord surpassers. Oh, and I'm awesome."
**Trembalos and meadlies were first mentioned in the email [[guitar]].

== ''[[Wikipedia: Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s|Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s]]'' ==
The song [[Because It's Midnite]] appears as a playable track in the game ''[[Wikipedia: Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s|Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s]]'' for [[Wikipedia:PlayStation 2|PlayStation 2]]. This is the second Homestar Runner song to be featured in a [[Wikipedia: Guitar Hero (series)|Guitar Hero]] game, the first being [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] in ''[[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero II|Guitar Hero II]]''.

*The Loading screen for Because It's Midnite reads:
<blockquote>While on tour, [[Limozeen]] used to demand leather sheets from the hotels they stayed at until the rashes and animal rights activists became a problem.</blockquote>

== ''Jack Russell'' ==
In this flash game by Kenney Altera, the in-game instructions warn that if the protagonist dog touches a mine, he will [[StrongBadZone| A SPLODE]]! The game can be found [http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/289115 here] at [http://newgrounds.com Newgrounds].

== ''Jet Set Emily: Baby On The Go'' ==
In this game for the ZX Spectrum, one of the screens is entitled "homestarrunner.com" and resembles Homestar's head. (This screen only appears in the revision and later versions; earlier versions had a screen advertising irma.s5.com, an all-but-defunct Garfield site.) Incidentally, this game was designed by TheLazenby, a member of the Homestarrunner.net and Socks and Vinegar forums; the newest and final version, although not designed by TheLazenby, still retains this screen. (However, in the new version, a secret teleporter is said to be hidden somewhere in Homestar's head.)

== [[Wikipedia: Kingdom Hearts II|Kingdom Hearts II]] ==
*When fighting the Hydra in the Colosseum, a reaction called Urninator will be available. Urninator is one letter off from Burninator.
* In the BradyGames strategy guide for the game, on page 28, there is a tipbox labeled "[[Everybody to the Limit]]", a reference to the song of the same name.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Kingdom of Loathing|The Kingdom of Loathing]]'' ==
[[Image:Marziskull.PNG|thumb|You're not a broom?!]]
*One of the ways to attack someone in Player vs. Player is to "Burninate".
*In The Barrel full of Barrels, if you break open an exploding barrel, the result text tells you "[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/The_Barrel_full_of_Barrels#Your_Barrel_A_Splode Your Barrel A Splode], hurting you. Badly".
*In The Hidden Temple, one of the events is entitled "[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Arrowed%21 Arrowed!]".
*In the Strange Leaflet, an area inspired by old text-based adventure games, you can enter in "Dennis" to hear that "You cannot go DENNIS from here."
*In the chat function, the chat command '/baleet username' carries out the same effect as '/ignore username'.
*The game contains an item, [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Marzipan_skull Marzipan skull], which contains a reference to Marzipan in its description.
*The game also contains a [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Mr._Balloon Mr. Balloon] item, the description of which refers to Strong Bad's song about "the High Voice Crew" from [[helium]].
*One of the gambling events in the [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Money_Making_Game Money Making Game] involves shooting an arrow into a papaya à la William Tell. If you hit the papaya, it is said to be "arrow'd".
*The description for the [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Pirate_zombie_robot_head pirate zombie robot head] contains the text "Must... fight... [[Jibblies|jibblys]]!" – a quote from [[More Fan Costumes]].
*One of the Valentine's Day gifts is an [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Arrow%27d_heart_balloon arrow'd heart balloon].
*The description for the [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Skewered_jumbo_olive skewered jumbo olive] says it has been "[[TROGDOR!|sworded]]".
*The descriptions for the [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/EXtreme_meat_staff eXtreme meat staff], [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/EXtreme_meat_sword eXtreme meat sword], and [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/EXtreme_meat_crossbow eXtreme meat crossbow] say the respective weapon is "[[Everybody to the Limit|to the limit]]".
*The filename of the "[http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/100_Pound_Load 100 Pound Load]" Trophy is [[Heavy Lourde|heavy_lourde.gif]].
*One of the [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Hey%2C_baby._Wanna_wrestle%3F adventures] in a drunken stupor has the text "You buffoon. You carpetbagger. She gives you whatfor", a variant on a quote from [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] in [[50 emails]].
*Two of the combat messages from the [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Spirit_Hobo spirit hobo] refer to [[Senor Cardgage]] - the message about "low rates and percent signs" is similar to a quote from [[Senor Mortgage]], and the message about a girl named Helvetica is based on [[garage sale]], when Senor Cardgage refers to Strong Sad by that name.
*There have been several references to "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]" throughout the game:
**When spectating on the KWE wrestling matches in the KWE chatroom, the announcer has introduced Roo (who is basically a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves) with "How the heck does he karate-chop with boxing gloves on?"
**Giving a weapon to [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Roo Roo] in the KWE Back Room results in the message, ". . . holding this with boxing gloves will be the greatest challenge I have faced since that time I tried to type!"
**One of the Fun Facts on [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Roo_trading_card Roo's trading card] reads "Roo never takes off his boxing gloves! It's a good thing he doesn't do much typing!"
**When fighting [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/The_Box The Box], one of the attack messages reads "It boxes your ears. How does it box with typing gloves on?"
**When fighting a [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Raging_bull raging bull], one of the miss messages says, "He prepares to pummel you, but you confuse him by asking how he can do that with boxing gloves on."
*One of the KWE wrestlers, [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Chori_Zo "Chori Zo"], has "[[Type|Lady-type]]" for her gender in the KWE Fact Book.
*When you were able to fight a [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Scary_pirate scary pirate], one of the miss messages said, "He moans "brrraaaiiiaaarrrnns!" and starts to gnaw on your skull, but does a pretty lousy [[A Jorb Well Done|jeorb]]."
*When fighting a [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Mayonnaise_wasp mayonnaise wasp], one of the miss messages says, "It tries to coat you with nasty mayonnaise, but you counter with a [[funny|ketchup bomb]]."
*The image of the [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Star_shirt star shirt] resembles [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner's]] shirt.
*One of the [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/The_Warehouse_of_Eternal_Stench stench resistance tests] in the Daily Dungeon contains the text "or as I like to call it, '[[Rotten Egglünd|Rotten Eggland]]'."
*One of the [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/The_Night_Gallery spooky resistance tests] in the Daily Dungeon uses the phrase "[[Jibblies|the jibblies]]".
*Before [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/The_LAAAAME_Observatory The LAAAAME Observatory] was destroyed by part of a comet, one of the galaxies you could observe was called, "Distant Galaxy NGC-404." The filename of the image was, [[404'd|"404d.gif"]].
*If the [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Scroll_of_ancient_forbidden_unspeakable_evil Scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil] causes hot damage to you, the game says, "These things are bad for you", perhaps referring to Homestar's line from [[invisibility]].
*Sometimes, when you consume a [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Fancy_but_probably_evil_chocolate Fancy but probably evil chocolate], it can be "filled with some sort of witch's brew, or perhaps witch's brüe", referring to both [[Witch's Brew]] and [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Starting June 25, 2007, when you use the new item [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Black_Body%E2%84%A2_spray Black Body Spray], it states it states that "You feel moxious and dangerous, but it's hard to operate when everyone is trying to get [[all up ons]]."

== ''[[Wikipedia: Kings of Chaos|Kings of Chaos]]'' ==
When your army wins a battle, one of the phrases is "You burninated the enemy!" Likewise, when your army is beaten, one of the phrases is "The enemy burninated your army!"
[http://www.kingsofchaos.com Kings of Chaos]

== ''[[Wikipedia: The Matrix Wars|The Matrix Wars]]'' ==
If you successfully attack another realm in this RPG, "you burninated the enemy!" may appear at the end of the attack entry.
[http://www.thematrixwars.com]

==''[[Wikipedia: Megaman: Powered Up|Megaman: Powered Up]]'' ==
On the Mega Man Web, there are a few levels created by users which are modeled after the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] levels, albeit a few differences.

== ''NASCAR 2005: Chase For the Cup'' ==
One of the available designs for a Craftsman Truck paint scheme is called "A-splode".

== ''Nevermore Game'' ==
If you click on the i sign at the 4th scene, the Wheat Grows Sweet noise from [[Peasant's Quest]] will play.

Playing Location: http://www.stickpage.com/nevermoregameplay.shtml

== ''[[Wikipedia: Neverwinter Nights|Neverwinter Nights]]'' ==
New NWN patches have demo modules that illustrate creatures that have been added in those patches. These modules, created by Jay Watamaniuk, tend to be a bit silly in tone. The demo module included in v1.64, [http://nwn.bioware.com/downloads/module_demo_landsea-puma.html Land Sea-Puma], has a signpost with following directions:
: North - Certain Dhoom
: East - Most Likely Dhoom
: West - Fair to Excellent Conditions for Dhoom
: Dennis - Ye Will Find Nothing of Yon Interest Here Aye

== ''[[Wikipedia: Pac-Man World 3|Pac-Man World 3]]'' ==
Near the end of the Gogekko Tower level, Orson asks Pac-Man to hack into a computer, to which he replies, "It's not easy to [[How_Do_You_Type_With_Boxing_Gloves_On?|type with boxing gloves on]]."

== ''Pico's Cousin'' ==
When you beat the game, at the 'bonus features' section, click 'Useless info', listed there is 'Homestarruner.com rules.'

== [http://www.armorgames.com/games/retron_popup.html ''Retron''] ==
Losing all your lives displays the message [[A Splode|"YOUR SHIP A SPLODE"]].

== ''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/360579 Scribble 2!]'' ==
One of the levels, a right-pointing arrow, is entitled "[[Arrow'd]]".

== ''[[Wikipedia: The Sims: Makin' Magic|The Sims: Makin' Magic Expansion Pack]]'' ==
[[Image:StinkSmasher 20X6.png|thumb|The StinkSmasher 20X6]]
One of the appliances is called "StinkSmasher [[20X6]]."

== ''[[Wikipedia: The Sims Bustin' Out|The Sims: Bustin' Out]]'' ==
One item in the game is called "The Furninator Deluxe", which is a reference to [[Trogdor]].

== ''Slacker 2'' ==
During the credits, zoom in on Slacker's nametag to see a picture of Homestar on it.

== ''Slime Forest Adventure'' ==
When you die, a message pops up and says "Your head asplode!"

== ''[[Wikipedia: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic|Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic]]'' ==
One of the default name choices at the beginning is "Homsar Dell". You may need to click on the button again many times to come to this name.
[[Kerrek]] will show up as well.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Tony Hawk's American Sk8land|Tony Hawk's American Sk8land]]'' ==
*In the Vans Park level, go forward from the starting point, then spine transfer the side of the half-pipe to the quarter-pipe on the other side. If you land it, you get the gap called "WIIIIDESCREEN", a reference to [[flashback]].

== ''[[Wikipedia: Tony Hawk's American Wasteland|Tony Hawk's American Wasteland]]'' ==
*In the Vans Park level, if you grind a rail around the corner on the third floor and jump out of bounds, you will see one of four messages, "Children'd!" "Arrowed!" "MSG'd!" or "Late 360 Shove-It to Boneless'D!"
**You can also see these messages by using a [[Wikipedia:Trainer (games)|trainer]] to increase your ollie or air height and jumping beyond the level's "ceiling."
*Also in Vans Park, if you board whack the generator thing, you will get a message and respawn. One of the possible messages is "Your head asplode".
*One of the cheats for the game is "2them00n," a reference to [[personal favorites]].

== ''[[Wikipedia: Tony Hawk's Underground|Tony Hawk's Underground]]'' ==
*In the Moscow level, if you jump into a certain chimney, you die and the screen gives you a message. One of the messages is "BURNINATED!".
*In the Vancouver level, when you drive the limo, the license plate on the back of it says "LIMOZEEN"

== ''[[Wikipedia: Total Overdose: A Gunslinger's Tale in Mexico|Total Overdose: a Gunslinger's Tale in Mexico]]'' ==
If you manage to set an enemy on fire, you will be awarded with a burnination combo.

== ''Track Master'' ==
In [http://www.flashplayer.com/games/trackmaster.html this] flash game on [http://addictinggames.com/ Addictinggames.com], whenever you lose with a good score roughly around 10,000 the words "Good Jorb" appear on the screen.

== ''[[Wikipedia: Trivial Pursuit|Trivial Pursuit DVD: Pop2 Culture]]'' ==
One of the questions is:

Q: Who is Strong Bad's chronically depressed brother, in the web cartoon "Homestar Runner"? 
A: Strong Sad

== ''[[Wikipedia: Urbz: Sims in the City|Urbz: Sims in the City]]'' ==
One of the Xizzles you can get is called "[[All up ons]]", which is a reference to [[suntan]].

== ''[[Wikipedia: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines|Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines]]'' ==
The detail text for flamethrower gas cannisters reads "A cannister of Burninator-brand flamethrower fuel", an obvious reference to [[Trogdor]].

== ''[[Wikipedia: Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne|Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne]]'' ==
When Prince Kael'thas Sunstrider & the Blood Elves are captured & held prisoner within the enchanted dungeons of Dalaran, one of the pair of guards taunting Kael & discussing his impending grisly execution is named Trogdar; a subtle misspelling of & reference to [http://www.blizzard.com/ Blizzard]'s favorite wing-a-ling dragon, [[Trogdor]].

Also, in "Extreme Candy War 2005", a bonus map produced by Blizzard themselves, a neutral shop sells "Extreme Warez", one of which is a power-up that doubles the number of troops in the next spawning for your faction; this power-up is aptly named "[[Everybody to the Limit|TO THE LIMIT]]!"

== ''[[Wikipedia: World of Warcraft|World of Warcraft]]'' ==
A character named Master Smith Burninate appears in this game. He is an NPC at Thorium Point who gives quests. His name is yet another reference to [[Trogdor]], who "burninates" the countryside.

In the Goblin Town, Ratchet, there is an ogre NPC whose name is [[A Jorb Well Done|Jorb]].

Also, Homestarrunner.com appears in the "Additional Thanks" section of the credits. [http://img65.exs.cx/img65/1446/creditsref3rc.jpg Click here] to view a screenshot.

In the WoW Collectible Card Game, a card in the "Onyxia's Lair'" raid deck is called "Burninate". It features the flavour text "Suddenly the lair was aflame, everything burning like thatched roof cottages."

== ''[[Wikipedia: X-Men Legends|X-Men Legends]]'' ==
"Strong Bad and Friends" are thanked in the "Special Thanks" section of the End Credits.

== ''[[Wikipedia: You Don't Know Jack|You Don't Know Jack]]'' ==
On the web version of You Don't Know Jack, in [http://www.youdontknowjack.com/Jack7 episode seven] of the weekly Jack game, during the "Jack Attack" the name [[Strong Bad]] appears. Players have to match the given phrase, word, object or person to something else based on a clue. The clue for the game is 'Who's Your Unintelligible Friend?' and the correct match of [[The Cheat]] eventually appears. [[Strong Sad]] also appears as an incorrect answer.

[[Category: Sightings]]

Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry

2007-07-03T00:13:50Z

Ten Ten: Fixing

[[Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|thumb|Big Ol' Eyebrows, here I come!]]
Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry is an academy specializing in Barber Wizardry, or "Barbzerdry" as [[Strong Bad]] calls it. The aformentioned business was first mentioned in the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[haircut]]", in which Strong Bad laments the lack of potential customers in [[Free Country, USA]].
The school's advertisement, viewable via an Easter egg in the email, reads:

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:1px solid black;background:#D2B48C;color:#000;width:190px">specializing in: 
:-elixirs 
:-faeries 
:-high top fades 
 
absolutely NO: 
:-cuts 
:-butts 
:-coconuts 

'''Strong Bad's '''
'''School Of Barbzerdry'''</blockquote>

==Fun Facts==
===Real-World References===
*"No cuts, no butts, no coconuts!" is a phrase used most often by children to say that there is no [[wikipedia:Cutting (in line)|cutting in line]] allowed.
[[Category: Companies]][[Category: Schools]]

Limozeen

2007-07-03T00:06:15Z

Ten Ten:

{{Infobox Band |
band_name=Limozeen |
image= [[Image:limozeen.jpg|230px|"WE'RE FROM THE BAND LIMOZEEN!"]] |
origin= N/A |
genre=[[Wikipedia:Hair metal|Hair metal]] |
member=[[Larry Palaroncini]] [[Gary Palaroncini]] [[Perry Palaroncini]] [[Mary Palaroncini]] |
backup=N/A |
discography=[[Because It's Midnite]] (2003) [[Nite Mamas]] (2003) [[haircut#Easter Eggs|Box]] (2004) [[bottom 10#Transcript|Feed The Childrens]] (2005) [[Summer Short Shorts|Brain Sister]] (2006) [[coloring#Transcript|Colorin' (Outside The Lines)]] (2006) |
producer=[[Teeg Dougland]] |
}}
'''Limozeen''' is a [[Wikipedia:Hair metal|hair]] [[Heavy Metal|metal]] band that [[Strong Bad]] admires; he even has an autographed picture of one of the members. Their name was born from the email [[band names]] and their logo is reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC's]], having a similar font and lightning bolt in the center. There was a cartoon based on the band that was set in [[outer space]], entitled ''[[Limozeen: "But they're in space!"]]''. However, its cancellation was announced during the pilot episode by [[Teeg Dougland]], the band's producer. They even have their own [[Limozeen Coloring Book|coloring book]], which was published for the 1989 Limozeen "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" Tour. Limozeen has made some strange albums, including one called ''Feed the Childrens''. Strong Bad featured one of the songs on this album as number two in his [[bottom 10]] because the lyrics mainly consisted of "la la's", "na na's", and "doot do's."

The members of Limozeen are played by [[The Brothers Chaps]] and their friends while wearing outrageous [[wikipedia:1980's#Trends and Fashions|80's-style]] blonde wigs and clothing. In some cases, the same person plays all the members of the band. In the [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]], four different people played the members of Limozeen. In the email [[flashback]], [[Matt Chapman]] is everybody in Limozeen, while in [[monster truck]], all the members are played by [[Donnie Chapman]].

==Members==
* [[Larry Palaroncini]] (Vocals/guitar)
* [[Gary Palaroncini]] (Guitar)
* [[Perry Palaroncini]] (Bass)
* [[Mary Palaroncini]] (Drums)

==Songs==
*[[Because It's Midnite]]
*[[Nite Mamas]]
*Box ([[haircut]])
*Feed The Childrens ([[bottom 10]])
*Brain Sister ([[Summer Short Shorts]])
*Colorin' (Outside The Lines) ([[coloring]])
*Pressed Bunson ([[coloring]])

==Zeenin' Across the Country 2001==
Tour stops as listed on the discontinued Limozeen T-shirt that was available in the [[Store]].
<table width="80%">
<tr>
<td width="33%" valign="top">
* Dempsey
* Stuggard
* Bundt
* Umbridge
* Shoigut
* Gund[[Names ending in -erson|erson]]
* Hageltown
* [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|Pantsburg]]
* Yondersville
* Seeding
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* Gertersburg
* Hullysack
* Loughleyton
* Highmark
* Eastley
* Northtime
* Lope
* Thubley
</td>

<td width="33%" valign="top">
* Fourborough
* Brand[[Names ending in -erson|erson]]
* Oaklidge
* Bunnerd
* The Villas
* Shuppleton
* [[Dan]]apolis
* Menders
* Crambley
* Broiter Grove
</td>
</tr>
</table>
Another known Limozeen tour is the 1989 Limozeen "Ladies, We're Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada" Tour.

===Fun Facts===

*Gertersburg is a play on [[Wikipedia:Gettysburg, Pennsylvania|Gettysburg]].
*Dempsey could refer to boxing legend [[Wikipedia:Jack Dempsey|Jack Dempsey]].
*[[Wikipedia:Bundt cake|Bundt]] is a type of cake.
*Broiter Grove was also mentioned in [[secret identity]] as the place where Strong Bad has his second family.
*A lope is a horse's easy gait, consisting of long running strides or leaps, and is a variation of a [[Wikipedia:Canter|canter]]".

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[band names]] (logo)
*Email [[flag day]] (Special guest at the Pablo Phoenix concert)
*Email [[monster truck]] (First seen)
*Email [[flashback]]
*Email [[haircut]] (Easter egg)
*Email [[best thing]]
*Email [[bottom 10]]
*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards|Thanksgiving e-cards]]
*[[The Cheatar]] (Gary only)
*Email [[death metal]] (Larry only)
*[[Summer Short Shorts]]
*Email [[coloring]]
*Email [[4 branches]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean."|[[Summer Short Shorts]]|Mirror:brainsister.mp3}}
|}

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[[Category:Bands]]

Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0

2007-07-03T00:03:32Z

Ten Ten: Trimming empty

==Level -0 - NEGATORY!==
''"A glitch takes our hero where no Stinko should Stink-go"'' 
Stinkoman is zapped into a wall, but escapes into the negative zone, where he faces bizarre challenges and glitches from previous levels.
===Stage -0.1 (Transcript)===

''{A field on Planet K is shown, with the right side taken up by a wall. Suddenly, lightning flashes, and Stinkoman appears inside the wall. He attempts to move, in vain.}'' 

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAT HAPPENS?! I'M SAD IN SIDE A WALL!!

''{Cut to the shadowy figure in his lair.}'' 

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' MUU HOO HAAHAA!! STINKOMAN WILL BE FOREVER TRAPPED SAD INSIDE THAT WALL!

''{The camera turns to show 1-Up on the left.}'' 

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU'RE MYSTERIOUS!!

''{Cut to a close-up of Stinkoman inside the wall.}'' 

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'M SURE BY NOW I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU PEOPLE WHAT I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THIS WALL IS ASKING FOR...

''{Stinkoman blasts a section of wall away, and runs out via the newly created path. Cut back to the shadowy figure's lair.}'' 

'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOOOO! HE ESCAPED! AND THAT PATH LEADS STRAIGHT TO THE NEGATIVE ZONE!!

''{Cut to a close up of 1-Up.}'' 

'''1-UP:''' ''{subtitled}'' NEGATIVE ZONE?!?!

''{Alternating shots of 1-Up and the shadowy figure yelling. The level start scene is shown; however, instead of the standard start scene showing Stinkoman, it shows a jumble of 1-Up and Stinkoman, with the words "TRY LEVEL -0.1" at the bottom.}''

<pre>START PLAY!</pre>

===Stage -0.1 (Guide)===
[[Image:stinkoman_negatory.png|thumb|Twenty-Exty-Glitch??]]

*You start at the wall you blasted. Go forward and soon you'll leave the bit of land and will be walking on air. A Poorbt will appear and fire at you. Kill or ignore him and walk forward, where a Jaro and Gaspeau will be. Also, you'll fall off the air and land on the ground.
*Go to the edge and jump to the stone platform, and then to the ladder. Climb up it, take care of the Terrell, and continue forward.
**If you take the lower path, you will see a Protek that won't hurt you and a cloud of My Benj. Blast away.
*Jump to the cloud and jump or run to the conveyor belt before the cloud disappears. Jump to the ladder, climb it and fall to the stone platform below. Destroy the Biztar and continue.
*Walk off the edge, being careful of the Bendini Sister, and you'll land on trees.
*Challenge the Frotzer and go forward. You'll see a trapdoor that works in reverse. You can land on it while it's down, yet you'll fall when it's up. Jump past it and eliminate the Chorch. Jump past the assorted platforms to the rapidly changing platform below, but watch out for the Kolkaryu.
**Before going on, jump down into the ovens stacked on one another; there's a hidden capsule for you.
*Climb the ladder of ducks while avoiding the Stothos' fire and destroy the Grundy and Chorch up there. Continue on to the two platforms.
*Take them to the next area where you'll see a Drill and a switch like the one from level 4. Run onto the platform to be teleported.
*You'll land on a platform. Jump through the second one and get rid of the 3 Jaros. (If you look closely, you can see an Astromund jumping around at the bottom.)
**Ignore the discolored capsule off to your left — it's poisoned and hurts you instead of healing you.
*Climb the retractable ladder and jump on the large assortment of platforms to the two conveyor belts. The first one doesn't work and the second one works in reverse. Shoot the Biztars and My Benj. Progress forward, but watch out for the Piedmonts.
*You'll then come across 3 Lundfords lined up on top of each other. Go past them and the Porchis so you can defeat the Stobat. Then you'll meet a large assortment of Chorches, Greggos, and a Terrel. Kill them.
*There's a capsule ahead, but watch out, because again, there's a Gaspeau and a set of Bendini Sisters guarding it. Grab it and go forward to see a pile of Gokuls, with a blue Browntant on top, and a Pink Cham Cham under them. Avoid the Kolkaryu's bullets.
*Destroy everything that you can, since you can't reach the Pink Cham Cham, and walk through the lava-fall - it's fake, and won't hurt you. Shoot the Terrell and Grundy, then go up the retractable ladder and destroy the Terrell. Go to the array of ladders, and go to the first one there.
*Climb all the way up to the top, and you can stand on it. Jump forward to land on an invisible platform. Walk forward and you'll fall and land on a retractable ladder. Destroy the Chorch, jump to the next ladder, and destroy the Frotzer.
*Walk forward to walk on air, watching out for the Kolkaryu. Climb down the retractable ladder, and then down the duck ladder. When you go down the duck ladder, a switch platform from Level 4 will try to smack into you.
*Walk forward, avoiding the Postlethwaite's lightning. Defeat the Chorch and be sure to jump to land on the invisible platform because if you just walk, you will fall and lose a life. Watch out for the Bendini Sisters that are waiting. Go to the rapidly changing platform.
*Go to the set of trapdoors. Remember that they work in reverse, so jump when they're down and you'll land on them. Eliminate the Stobat and get the capsule he leaves behind.
*Jump over the Lundsfords and you'll land on a line of 1-Up heads. A Fullbide will charge at you too, so be careful. Continue. You'll see another Fullbide and a Browntant.
*Destroy them and walk forward to the collection of Old Sages, Sporks, Hash-Haws, and other deadly items, and you'll reach the invisible goal! -0.1 Complete!

===Stage -0.2 (Transcript)===
''{The same level start scene is shown with the words, "TRY LEVEL -0.2" at the bottom.}''

''{As the level begins, the following words are projected across the screen for a few seconds.}''
<pre>START PLAY!</pre>

===Stage -0.2 (Guide)===
[[Image:Stinkoman_20x6_-0.2_fridgemaze.PNG|thumb|Stove maze solution.]]
* As soon as you enter, you'll face a Stobat. Defeat him.
* Jump onto the first oven in the first row. Walk forward - the next oven isn't solid, so you'll fall into that. Jump onto the next oven, then continue jumping up ovens diagonally to the right.
* When you reach the top, a Kolkaryu is waiting for you. Jump to the platform near him to avoid him. To get the extra life, walk forward and then jump over the oven next to the one where the life is (a Fullbide will attack here). Go back to the platform. Walk forward and then jump over the next oven, to the one where the Chorch is waiting. Destroy the Chorch.
** The second oven after the platform isn't solid, and you'll fall below the wall of ovens. Don't panic — continue to the left, destroy the Gaspeaus, and jump back up.
* Walk to the oven next to the Lundsford. You'll fall to the bottom. Jump onto the next oven and continue on.
** You can also jump over the oven with the Lundsford on it to get a hidden capsule inside the oven on the right of the Lundsford.
* Run forward to the retractable ladder, and take it to the top.
* Jump on the cloud platform, and then jump to the stone platform as soon as possible, or you'll smack into the drill.
** You can stay on the right edge of the cloud platform to avoid the drill entirely.
* Jump past the other two platforms and back on land. Destroy the Browntant ahead and go up the ladder. Eliminate the Terrell and the My Benj there and get the capsule, but watch out for the flying platform.
* Jump onto the conveyor belt, then to the evaporating cloud, then to the stone platform. Now jump forward over the Pooru-Poorus — you'll land on the air. Walk forward until you fall and hit the platforms below you. Walk down the platforms and destroy pr ignore the Astromunds. Then defeat the Gaspeau nearby.
* You should see a line of Rose Blakes. Make sure the last two are extinguished, then jump over the first two and quickly move forward.
* Now you'll see a series of switches from Level 4. Jump onto the first one to teleport. You'll land next to two more. Avoid/destroy the Uptant, then go on the teleporter on the left. Destroy the unnamed plant and go to the right teleport. Walk to your right and jump, trying to land on the right side teleport. There's only one in the next place, so take it, then take the next one too. The next set of teleports will be right on top of each other — walk into the set and jump, trying to hit the bottom one. Take the next teleport you see, then dodge the Stafulter and walk into the teleport on the ground. Jump off the evaporating cloud and get the capsule. Jump off the next platform, avoiding the column of My Benj.
** To get an extra life, instead of jumping off the platform, jump on the teleport above you, get the life, jump on the next teleport, climb up the duck ladder, and continue on.
* Take care of the Protek. Another set of Bendini Sisters is there, but they can't hurt you.
* Walk forward to see two Biztars with a Pink Cham Cham under them. Watch out for the flying Level 4 platform. Destroy the Biztars, the Fullbides, and the blue Browntant, but be careful of another flying platform.
* Jump on the moving platforms and go up to the clouds. You'll see some letters and three capsules below you on Old Sages. Walk forward, and you'll eventually fall through the clouds to the three capsules. Snag a capsule.
* A split second before you become Stinkoman-kabobs on the Old Sages, you'll trigger Ekersby. You're saved! -0.2 Complete!

===Level -0 Boss: Ekersby (Transcript)===
[[Image:Level8transcript.PNG|thumb|Negative Challenge!]]

''{Stinkoman walks to a pile of junk}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' AND OTHER PILE OF JUNK. EVEN A NEGATIVE ZONE IS GETTING TO BE PREDICTABLE.

''{The area darkens}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' FADE TO FIGHTING?!

''{As the round begins, the pile of junk moves, forming Ekersby. Stinkoman says his famous line out loud.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Are you asking for a challenge?

'''''After you defeat Ekersby...'''''

''{Stinkoman watches the boss explode}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HOW EASY. WAS THAT?

''{Close-up of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' I MIGHT EVEN SAY HE WAS A NEGATIVE CHALLENGE!!

''{A red glow flashes in the corner of the view}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' HUH– RED BLINK; RED BLINK?

''{We see that the red glow is coming from one of Ekersby's Uptant eyes}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

''{The eye opens up to reveal a green screen. Pan Pan's and 1-Up's heads can be seen next to the red button}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' IT'S A USEFUL DEVICE SHOWING 1-UP AND PAN PAN'S WHEREABOUTS. AND THEY'VE GOT THE RED BUTTON!

''{The words LEVEL 10 appear on the screen}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' THEY'RE AT THE END OF LEVEL 10!!!

''{Close-up of Stinkoman}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' WHAT A BUMMER!! I'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH LEVEL 9 TO GET TO THEM! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY FOR RED BUTTONING ME!

===Level -0 Boss: Ekersby (Guide)===
*Ekersby is a jumble of random sprites from the other levels, with Uptants and Downtants for weapons.
*Watch the Lundsford on the right. When it lights up, it activates the fridge door, opening or closing it. When the fridge door is open, that's your cue to attack it. Hitting the [[ham]] delivers damage to Ekersby.
*After a hit, the door will open from the other side, blocking your beam, so you'll have to get to the other side to shoot Ekersby's ham-heart again.
*Jump on the green tile to teleport to the top. Avoid the Uptants and the sporks on his head by waiting for the Uptants to fire, walking to the Sporks, waiting for them, and running past.
*Go to the other side and wait for Ekersby to go to the other side. Climb down the ladder, avoiding the Downtants, and repeat. Don't try to kill the 'Tants, it doesn't work. Number of hits needed: 6.
*An alternative method is to run into Eskerby at the very beginning and jump when the 'tants shoot and face the ham and shoot, elimanating the need to teleport, but make sure you are not too close to the ham or this does not work.

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Original Book

2007-06-30T00:07:19Z

Ten Ten: /* The Story */ Width not measured in px

[[Image:Original Book Cover.PNG|thumb|The book that started it all]]
'''The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest''' is the original children's book that started the entire [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] franchise. The story is bizarre, but shows signs of the greatness to come. The archive in the [[museum]] includes the story plus some alternate cover ideas.

The Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and three others enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. "Whoever holds the most grapes, wins." Strong Bad tries to cheat with the help of a furry yellow animal, from that point aptly named "The Cheat".

Strong Bad later made a [[Strumstar Hammer|revised edition]] of the story in the email "[[kids' book]]." The book was also spoofed in the 100th email "[[flashback]]," which in turn inspired [[Main Page 20]]. There were also plans for a [[Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!|sequel]], sketches for which appeared in the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]], but the idea was eventually scrapped. In addition, a modernized and animated version was made ten years later, in the form of [[Strongest Man in the World]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}, [[The Fat Bee]]

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Background ==
*In an [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|interview]], [[Mike Chapman]] tells how he and [[Craig Zobel]] started the story in 1996:
<blockquote>Just a story we made one afternoon, went to Kinko's, made about ten or fifteen copies of it, and kind of gave it to our friends, and that was it, really, for several years. We just did that in the summer. We were in college, and did it in a bored afternoon.</blockquote>

*[[Matt Chapman]] also talks about the book in the [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|Club Aquatica Interview]]:

<blockquote>Well, we were just looking around in a bookstore in the Children's book section, and we were kinda bored, we didn't see anything that we really liked, so we decided to make our own, you know, just as a joke to make fun of Kids' books. So we wrote The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World contest, and I think that that's still in the Museum right now.</blockquote>

== The Story ==
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| ''Homestar Runner is standing in an empty field.'' || The original children's book that started it all. Here's the first cover. Notice at this point he's THE Homestar Runner. (July 96) || || [[HR:book1.html|View Page 1]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on an orange star background.'' || The alternate, construction paper cover. A little less embarassing. (Sept 96) || supa punchtime! || [[HR:book2.html|View Page 2]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on a diamond-patterned background.'' || The 'I'm just learning Photoshop' remix of the cover. (July 97) And now, onto the story... || Oh, Pollette! || [[HR:book3.html|View Page 3]]
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| ''Homestar is standing in front of a star.'' || Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. || big head, tiny legs || [[HR:book4.html|View Page 4]]
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| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' || One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book5.html|View Page 5]]
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| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' || The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book6.html|View Page 6]]
|-
| ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' || On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!" || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book7.html|View Page 7]]
|-
| ''Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background.'' || The contestants: Mr. Bland, The Robot (last year's winner), Señor... || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book8.html|View Page 8]]
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| ''Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals.'' || ...Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book9.html|View Page 9]]
|-
| ''The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules.'' || Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book10.html|View Page 10]]
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| ''The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book11.html|View Page 11]]
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| ''Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH".'' || Mr. Bland did not hold up. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book12.html|View Page 12]]
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| ''The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie added another grape. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book13.html|View Page13]]
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| ''Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT".'' || Senor was NOT the strongest man in the world. || havin a little trouble || [[HR:book14.html|View Page 14]]
|-
| ''Four grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground.'' || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book15.html|View Page 15]]
|-
| ''Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants.'' || There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book16.html|View Page 16]]
|-
| ''Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background.'' || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!" || where's the plug? || [[HR:book17.html|View Page 17]]
|-
| ''Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble.'' || The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book18.html|View Page 18]]
|-
| ''Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes.'' || Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. || squisha squisha squisha || [[HR:book19.html|View Page 19]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background.'' || Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy. || WORLD BEST || [[HR:book20.html|View Page 20]]
|}

== Fun Facts ==
*The caption describing [[Señor]] being squished is missing the tilde above the n.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The book is now read out loud. The narrator reading the book also comments on the sound effects in the book while reading.
*Instead of the images being fullscreen, the book is now presented in a similar fashion to [[kids' book]], with the same music playing.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh great, we gotta watch this one now?

'''MIKE:''' Oh great, I have to talk to you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't have to ta— why don't you just sit there in silence, I'll take over.

'''MIKE:''' Let's see it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Takin' the reins! ''{monotone}'' Hi, my name is Strong Bad, welcome to the commentary. I'll be taking the reins today. ''{Makes microphone clicking noise}'' If you'll look to the back of your cabin, this is The Homestar Runner Enters The Crappiest Universe In The Man Contest. ''{click}'' If you took at this page, they have a bunch of barbells. ''{click}'' This is the page that's the best all over, because I'm in part of it.

'''MIKE:''' Are you gonna get a new... new little gimmick, or are you just gonna do that. We're on a ride at the theme park, the whole time.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, okay. ''{deep voice}'' Hi, I'm the spaceship Strong Bad, and you're on board a spaceship. ''{click}'' Uh... This is a... ''{normal voice}'' Look, I look great. In that picture.

'''MIKE:''' You had a belly button there.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Is it just that page?

'''MIKE:''' Very possibly.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It could be like, this page has been gr— that page was graffitoed.

'''MIKE:''' Just your belly button?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just my belly B.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You've got a name for your belly button.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Belly B, man. Speaking of bees, the bee fairy. ''{short pause}'' Who is ths guy that's narrating this thing, I wanna punch him. I wanna turn his lights out.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Turn them out or punch them out?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Turn them out.

'''MIKE:''' Sounds like it would be very— very— very— very painful.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Senor.

'''MIKE:''' Look at The Tea— The Teach got a tongue!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Teach? I never seen the tongue before on the The Teach. Uh... So what's with that robot? That's the worst technological robot I've ever seen.

'''MIKE:''' He's gotta be plugged— H-he's got a pretty short cord, too.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what's the point, you can wa— It's like them boots that I had. Where I could only walk, like, twelve... y-y-y-yards, short, whatever shortest...

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You've got a mouth within your mouth there!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's creepy. That was clearly graffitoed onto me. All right, you missed the part, I— like, I clearly told them, "I'm taking a nap! Shut the contest down for a moment!" and they didn't listen.

==Fun Facts==
*Strong Bad refers to the [['Lectric Boots]] he owned in [[extra plug]].
*Strong Bad's monotone voice and mimicked microphone clicks are similar to how he sounds in [[theme park]].

== External links ==
* [[HR:firstbook.swf|View the Flash file for the Original Book]]
* [[HR:book1.html|View the old Original Book]]
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Old-Timey Other Costumes

2007-06-29T23:54:15Z

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The different [[Other Costumes|costumes]] of [[Old-Timey]] characters.

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|align="center" | [[Image:Feetless Old Homestar.PNG|How's he gonna get around?]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Without legs || [[Kick the Can]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Toons Menu Preview]])
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|align="center" | [[Image:Headless old homestar.PNG|He's not getting a HEAD in life!]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Without a head || [[Kick the Can]]
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|align="center" | [[Image:Bodyless Homestar.PNG|This is bizzare and hilarious.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Without a body || [[Kick the Can]]
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|align="center" | [[Image:Old Homestar Body.PNG|Anybody gonna claim this body?]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Without a head or legs || [[Kick the Can]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Toons Menu Preview]])
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|align="center" | [[Image:Old Homestar Can-Body.PNG|Apparently, Homestar has resorted to can wearing.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || A [[Can of Water Soup|can]] for a body || [[Kick the Can]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Toons Menu Preview]])
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|align="center" | [[Image:Old-Timey Homestar Can.PNG|Homestar's taking can-liking too far.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || A can on his head || [[Kick the Can]]
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|align="center" | [[Image:Herbert Hoover.PNG|He's president?]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || A "[[Wikipedia:Herbert Hoover|herbert hoover?]]" shirt || [[Kick the Can]]
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|align="center" | [[Image:Gosh!.PNG|Gosh indeed.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || An upside down head with an odd face, sticking out his tongue || [[Kick the Can]]
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|align="center" | [[Image:Rocket old homestar.PNG|Ready for liftoff!]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Rocket flames in place of his legs || [[Kick the Can]]
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|align="center" | [[Image:Headless Old SB.PNG|He's less lively looking now.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || Without a head || [[Kick the Can]]
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|align="center" | [[Image:Can Old SB.PNG|The can-wearing fad has spread.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || A can for a head || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
|[[Image:original1936strongsad.PNG|150px|Introducing Sickly Sam, the human cannonball!]] || [[Sickly Sam|Old-Timey Strong Sad]] || Wearing a helmet || [[Main Page 10]]
|-
|[[Image:Fat The Sneak.PNG|150px|If he tries to excersize, this will be hilarious.]] || [[The Sneak]] || Overweight || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
|[[Image:Sneak Hair.PNG|150px|Strong Bad's gonna be envious.]] || [[The Sneak]] || Varying amounts of facial hair || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
|[[Image:Bandaged Old-Timey Homestar.PNG|150px|Fly in a safer flying machine next time!]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Bandaged up and using crutches || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
|[[Image:The Kaiser with Helmet (full body).png|150px|That's not gonna protect him from a Bengal Tiger.]] || [[The Kaiser]] || Wearing a [[Wikipedia:World War I|World War I]]-style German helmet || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|-
|[[Image:Astronaut Shmallow.PNG|150px|An experiment if Fluffy Puffs taste good in space.]] || [[Mr. Shmallow]] || An astronaut/rocket ship || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
|-
|[[Image:Half Moustache.PNG|150px|This will be hilarious for present-day Strong Bad.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || Missing half of his mustache || Email [[flashback]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestar skeleton.png|150px|What a numbskull!]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || His skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Strong bad skeleton.png|150px|Bones are the new fad.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || His skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad Skeleton Gold Pants.png|150px|Strong Bad will have to settle for gold shoes.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || His skeleton, trying on [[gold]] pants || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Marzipan skeleton.png|150px|Hair has bones?]] || [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] || Her skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Fat dudley skeleton.png|150px|A high life liver.]] || [[Fat Dudley]] || His skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Bone Strong Man.PNG|150px|No skin about it!]] || [[Strong Man]] || His skeleton || [[That A Ghost]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarcaesar.png|150px|Homestarlius Caesar was known for his many aquaducts.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || [[Wikipedia:Julius Caesar|Julius Caesar]] || Email [[highschool]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:Strongbadcenturion.png|150px|Strong Bad the legionary was known for his love of vomitoriums.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || [[Wikipedia:Legionary|Roman Legionary]] || Email [[highschool]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:Sicklyolives.png|150px|Apparently, potatoes weren't discovered back then.]] || [[Sickly Sam]] || Olives sack instead of potates || Email [[highschool]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:Sicklyionian.png|150px|Strong Sad carved this, and everyone is laughing at it somehow.]] || [[Sickly Sam]] || [[Wikipedia:Ionic column|Ionic column]] || Email [[highschool]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:Oldtimeyswim.PNG|150px|Strong Bad's ready for the Big Beer Diving contest.]] || [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] || Swimsuit || Email [[alternate universe]]
|-
|[[Image:Thehomestarbaby.PNG|150px|Bonnet and bottle provided by Polymascotformulate.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || A baby || Email [[4 branches]]
|-
|align="center" | [[Image:Thsrhat.PNG|I don't think it is hat weather.]] || [[The Homestar Runner]] || Brown hat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|}

==See also==
*[[Character Variations Other Costumes]]

[[Category:Other Costumes]] [[Category:Old-Timey]]

Nebulon

2007-06-29T20:59:51Z

Ten Ten: Were a diper

'''Nebulon''' is an alien who is seen in [[Outer Space|space]] and on the [[The Moon|moon]]. He first appeared on [[Main Page 1]], but he was not named until [[The Cheat]]'s cartoon [[New Boots]]. According to The Cheat's rendition of [[Strong Bad]] in his cartoon, no one likes Nebulon's [[style]]. Since then, Nebulon has made a number of cameo appearances ranging from a drawing, a wooden cutout, or other various novelty items, but he has never actually appeared as a real character in any Homestar Runner cartoon or [[Strong Bad Email]]. He has also never been known to say anything.

Nebulon made a brief appearance in the sole episode of [[Limozeen]]'s [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"|space cartoon]]. He also appeared in an Easter egg in the email [[narrator]], where [[Marzipan]] (as some type of enormous alien cow) says she has always admired Nebulon's style. (Nebulon seems less than pleased by this statement.) He made another appearance as a wooden cutout in the email [[senior prom]], where the theme was "Entrapment All Up On the Moon". [[Homestar Runner]] also has a pair of Nebulon slippers.

Nebulon is also the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#Bosses|boss]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|Level 5]]. It is unclear whether this is the same Nebulon or a [[20X6]] counterpart, as it is bigger, stronger and has a much different physique, though the [[Stinkomanual]] says that he's been working out. When you beat Nebulon, [[1-Up]] repeats the phrase "Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes your style!"

[[The Poopsmith]] wore a Nebulon-styled inner tube in [[keep cool]]. When he was forbidden from entering Strong Bad's pool, he slumped his shoulders, and Nebulon's exit sound was heard.

In the email [[looking old]], Strong Bad asked others for advice on how to improve his image for a younger audience. [[Strong Mad]] advised him to "[[Wear a Bikini|WERE A DIPER!]]" and presented him with a Nebulon diaper.
<gallery>
Image:nebulon.png|<center>Real world</center>
Image:nebulon_newboots.png|<center>[[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]]</center>
Image:nebulon best thing.png|<center>But he's in space!</center>
Image:Neb-1.PNG|<center>Stinkoman 20X6</center>
Image:Cardboardulon.png|<center>Wooden cutout</center>
Image:Homestarneb1sleepers.PNG|<center>Slippers</center>
Image:Nebulon_floater_2.png|<center>Nebulon flotation device</center>
Image:Nebulon diaper.PNG|<center>Nebulon diaper</center>
</gallery>

==Fun Facts==
*[[Matt Chapman]] said in a [[Inkhole Interview|certain interview]], "...[Nebulon's misery] cracked me up to no end. I could watch Nebulon crying and moping away forever."
**Later, when doing the DVD commentary for New Boots, Matt said "That's probably my favorite moment in any Homestar cartoon ever, is when Nebulon ages a thousand years when he's so sad."
*His [[Wikipedia:Graffiti#Terminology|graffiti tag]] name is "NEB-1." Graffiti taggers use a "1" after a name to show that they were the first to use that name.
*The sound made as Nebulon leaves in the various Strong Bad E-Mails is the introduction sound to the game [http://andy3ware.com/startrek/ Star Trek for Windows 9x], a strategy action game.
*The name Nebulon may be a play on "[[Wikipedia:Nebula|nebula]]".

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Main Page 1]]
*[[:Category:Nebulon Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

[[Category:Characters]]

Weekly Fanstuff 2006

2007-06-29T18:53:18Z

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{{Weekly Fanstuff}}

This is a list of all the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] appearances from 2006.
{{clear}}
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="200" | Image !! width="15%" | Date !! Text !! Description
|- id="WF-2006-12-14"
|[[Image:Fanstuff121406.png|200px|whoa! that was fast!]] || 14 Dec 2006 || whoa! that was fast! || An [[Eh! Steve!]] [[Decemberween]] ornament from [[what I want]]. The caption refers to the fact that this fanstuff was submitted very soon after the email was released (on 10 Dec 2006).
|- id="WF-2006-12-07"
|[[Image:Fanstuff120706.PNG|200px|ragdoll homestar]] || 07 Dec 2006 || ragdoll homestar || A [[Wikipedia:Rag doll|rag doll]] of [[Homestar Runner]], with notably large feet. 
|- id="WF-2006-11-30"
|[[Image:Fanstuff113006.PNG|200px|pencil shaded trogtat]] || 30 Nov 2006 || pencil shaded trogtat || A pseudo tattoo of [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]] drawn on the arm.
|- id="WF-2006-11-17"
|[[Image:Fanstuff111706.png|200px|real life marshie & co]] || 17 Nov 2006 || real life marshie & co || Marshmallows painted so they look like the varieties of [[Marshie]] (from left to right: [[Malloween Commercial|Malloween Marshie]], [[Mr. Shmallow]], [[Nibbles]], Marshie). The top hat is from the [[Wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] game.
|- id="WF-2006-11-09"
|[[Image:Fanstuff110906.png|200px|da huuuuuudge gourd]] || 09 Nov 2006 || da huuuuuudge gourd || A [[Wikipedia:Gourd|gourd]] painted to look like [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da_Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]].
|- id="WF-2006-11-03"
|[[Image:Fanstuff061103.png|200px|the trogcar]] || 03 Nov 2006 || the trogcar || A car decorated to resemble [[Trogdor]].
|- id="WF-2006-10-27"
|[[Image:Fanstuff061027.png|200px|homestar phaser pedal]] || 27 Oct 2006 || homestar phaser pedal || A [[Wikipedia:Phaser (effect)|phaser]] [[Wikipedia:Effects pedal|pedal]], decorated with a picture of [[Homestar Runner]].
|- id="WF-2006-10-20"
|[[Image:Fanstuff102006.png|200px|bad graphics pumpkin]] ||20 Oct 2006 || bad graphics pumpkin || The [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] carved into a [[Punkin Stencils|pumpkin]].
|- id="WF-2006-10-12"
|[[Image:Fanstuff1121106.PNG|200px|trogdor in tea leaves!]] ||12 Oct 2006 || trogdor in tea leaves! || [[Trogdor]] made out of [[Wikipedia:Tasseography|tea leaves]].
|- id="WF-2006-09-25"
|[[Image:Fanstuff250906.PNG|200px|awesome cheatcow]] || 25 Sep 2006 || awesome cheatcow || Stylized picture of [[The Cheat]] (drawn to look like a cow), [[Strong Bad]], and [[Homestar Runner]] with what appears to be a cake dropped on the ground.
|- id="WF-2006-09-18"
| [[Image:Fanstuff180906.PNG|200px|strong bad shot glasses]]|| 18 Sep 2006 || strong bad shot glasses || Shot glasses with [[Strong Bad]]'s face on them.
|- id="WF-2006-09-07"
| [[Image:Fanstuff090706.png|200px|supa-shiny sb plushie]]|| 07 Sep 2006 || supa-shiny sb plushie || A [[Strong Bad]] plush doll. Made by [http://kitten-of-doom.deviantart.com Jennifer Berry] , [http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/f/2006/222/4/4/sbb_copy.png see more pictures].
|- id="WF-2006-08-31"
| [[Image:Fanstuff310806.PNG|200px|homemade supcakes]]|| 31 Aug 2006 || homemade supcakes || A homemade "Sup cake" T-shirt from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
|- id="WF-2006-08-18"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060818.png|200px|homebrew no loafing led]]|| 18 Aug 2006 || homebrew no loafing led || A 'digital age [[No Loafing Sign|No Loafing]]' sign from [[redesign]].
|- id="WF-2006-08-11"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060811.png|200px|new potato pom]] || 11 Aug 2006 || new potato pom || [[Pom Pom]] crafted out of a red potato, new potatoes (hence the title), and toothpicks.
|- id="WF-2006-08-03"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060803.png|200px|who likes the fat bee?]] || 03 Aug 2006 || who likes the fat bee? || A craft foam version of [[The Grape Fairie]]'s [[The Fat Bee|fat bee]].
|- id="WF-2006-07-27"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060727.png|200px|painter's tape marshie]] || 27 Jul 2006 || painter's tape marshie || A rendition of [[Marshie]], made with [[Wikipedia:Masking tape|painter's tape]] on a brick wall.
|- id="WF-2006-07-20"
| [[Image:WF-2006-07-20.PNG|200px|awesome fanart!]] || 20 Jul 2006 || awesome fanart! || A drawing of the [[Bear holding a Shark]] and [[Strong Badman]] fighting in a forest. Drawn by [http://studiobueno.blogspot.com/2006/07/strong-bad-as-strong-badman-vs-bear.html Andrew Willmore], see also the [http://d1206209.u31.worldispnetwork.com/StrongbadBearShark.jpg complete drawing].
|- id="WF-2006-07-13"
| [[Image:Fanstuff20060713.png|200px|sb appears in onion!]] || 13 Jul 2006 || sb appears in onion! || A slice of onion that oddly resembles [[Strong Bad]]. This probably refers to incidents in which The Virgin Mary or Jesus was seen in various foods.
|- id="WF-2006-07-06"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2006 07 06.PNG|200px|trogapult]] || 06 Jul 2006 || trogapult || A hand-crafted [[Trogdor]] catapult.
|- id="WF-2006-06-29"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2006 06 29.PNG|200px|i say there monstrositea, do you know the times?]] || 29 Jun 2006 || i say there monstrositea, do you know the times? || A hand-crafted teapot with [[The Cheat]] on its lid and [[Trogdor]] forming the spout. The line comes from [[animal]].
|- id="WF-2006-05-18"
| [[Image:WF-2006-05-18.PNG|200px|the difference? hardly.]] || 18 May 2006 || the difference? hardly. || A [[pizza]] box with a [[Pom Pom]]-like character on it. It apparently came from a restaurant named "The Pizza Place" and has the subtitle "Pizza with the difference".
|- id="WF-2006-05-11"
| [[Image:WF-2006-05-11.PNG|200px|12 pts. of articulation]] || 11 May 2006 || 12 pts. of articulation || A fan-made [[Strong Bad]] [[action figure]].
|- id="WF-2006-05-04"
| [[Image:WF-2006-05-04.PNG|200px|pyrex trogdor]] || 04 May 2006 || pyrex trogdor || A [[Wikipedia:Pyrex|Pyrex]] [[Trogdor]].
|- id="WF-2006-04-27"
| [[Image:20060427 fanstuff seriously talented clown.PNG|200px|seriously talented clown]] || 27 Apr 2006 || seriously talented clown || Two balloon animals resembling [[Strong Bad]]. The first one is holding a [[Wikipedia:Fender Stratocaster|Stratocaster]]. Probably to show scale.
|- id="WF-2006-04-06"
| [[Image:Weekly fanstuff april 6.PNG|200px|35 year olds still get cakes?]] || 06 Apr 2006 || 35 year olds still get cakes? || A cake, presumably for a 35-year-old person, decorated with [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Homestar Runner figurines]] and [[Store Freebies#freebie_big_b|the Strong Badia sign]], made to resemble [[Strong Badia]].
|- id="WF-2006-03-30"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2006 03 30.PNG|200px|homestar oilymens]] || 30 Mar 2006 || homestar oilymens || [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar Runner]] and [[Homsar]], made of Sculpey. Painted with Tamiya Color Acrylic paints, which are responsible for the glossy, oily look. Created by [http://www.juliaminamata.com Julia Minamata], an illustrator and extremely intermittent sculptor. The name may refer to an [[#WF-2004-09-30|older Fanstuff]], which was titled "homestar meltymens!" [http://rasterform.com/2006/03/im-a-trendy-tote-bag/#more-81 Click here] to see bigger and better pictures of the Homsar figurine, as well as the process of making it.
|- id="WF-2006-03-24"
| [[Image:WF-2006-03-24.PNG|200px|metal hsr with bangs]] || 24 Mar 2006 || metal hsr with bangs || [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar Runner]] made from pieces of scrap metal. The "bangs" appear to be slots in the metal used to make his head.
|- id="WF-2006-03-16"
| [[Image:WF-2006-03-16.PNG|200px|jolly homestar roger]] || 16 Mar 2006 || jolly homestar roger || A [[Wikipedia:Jolly Roger|Jolly Roger]] flag depicting [[Homestar Runner]] instead of the usual skull.
|- id="WF-2006-03-10"
| [[Image:Handknittgsmittens.PNG|200px|hand knit tgs mittens!]] || 10 Mar 2006 || hand knit tgs mittens! || Mittens depicting several [[Teen Girl Squad]] scenes. '''From left to right:''' [[What's Her Face]] saying "we're cool", [[The Ugly One]] saying "teehee", What's Her Face being crushed by [[Heavy Lourde|<big>NO</big> POUNDS]], and The Ugly One being crushed by a sack labeled "<big>YOU'RE NOT</big> POTATOES" (from [[Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4|issue 4]]).
Close-up pictures of the mittens, as well as instructions on how to make them, can be found [http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=73251.0 here].
|- id="WF-2006-03-02"
| [[Image:Cubeheads.png|200px|homestar cubeheads]] || 02 Mar 2006 || homestar cubeheads || Cube-shaped heads of several characters and the logo made of [[Wikipedia:Lego|LEGO bricks]]. From left to right... '''Top:''' [[Homestar Runner]]. '''Second Row:''' [[:Image:logo.png|Homestar Runner logo]]. '''Third Row:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]]. '''Fourth Row:''' [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Homsar]]. '''Fifth Row:''' [[Pom Pom]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cheat]].
|- id="WF-2006-02-23"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2005 02 23.PNG|200px|cheatar jr.]] || 23 Feb 2006 || cheatar jr. || A guitar painted like [[The Cheat]]. Name refers to [[The Cheatar]].
|- id="WF-2006-02-16"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2005 02 16.PNG|200px|stinko handfoot sb]] || 16 Feb 2006 || stinko handfoot sb || [[Strong Bad]] with round hands and feet, a lot like [[Stinkoman]]. It appears to be made of [http://www.floam.com Floam].
|- id="WF-2006-02-09"
| [[Image:20060209 fanstuff cheatcorn casserole.PNG|200px|cheatcorn casserole]] || 09 Feb 2006 || cheatcorn casserole || A bunch of [[Wikipedia:Corn|corn]] scattered into the shape of [[The Cheat]].
|- id="WF-2006-02-02"
| [[Image:20060202 fanstuff the cheat lard sculpture.PNG|200px|the cheat lard sculpture]] || 02 Feb 2006 || the cheat lard sculpture || A sculpture of [[The Cheat]], apparently made of [[Wikipedia:Lard|lard]].
|- id="WF-2006-01-26"
| [[Image:Clockin much dough.PNG|200px|clockin much dough]] || 26 Jan 2006 || clockin much dough || A [[Pom Pom]] clock.
|- id="WF-2006-01-19"
| [[Image:20060119 fanstuff strong bad tubamaba.PNG|200px|strong bad tubamaba]] || 19 Jan 2006 || strong bad tubamaba || [[Wikipedia:Sousaphone|Sousaphone]] bells painted with the image of [[Strong Bad]]'s head over the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] screen. "[[Wikipedia:List_of_neologisms_on_The_Simpsons#Tubamaba|Tubamaba]]" is a [[Wikipedia:neologism|neologism]] from [[Wikipedia:The Simpsons|The Simpsons]]. The musician playing the Sousaphone is a member of the [[Wikipedia:Stanford Band|Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band]], a group known for its outlandish and irreverent costuming and performances, but mostly for [[Wikipedia:The Play|The Play]].
|- id="WF-2006-01-12"
| [[Image:011206 fanstuff knitdor and strong bag.PNG|200px|knitdor & strong bag]] || 12 Jan 2006 || knitdor & strong bag || Knitted and stuffed [[Trogdor]] and [[Strong Bad]].
|}

[[Category:Past Updates]]

The King of Town DVD Storyboards

2007-06-29T03:50:46Z

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Scribbled-down storyboards of the [[The King of Town DVD]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[Multi-Function Dragon]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[The Knight]], [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]]

'''Date:''' ???

'''Page Title:''' King of Town Storyboards

== Storyboards ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="200" | Image !! Text !! width="120" | Link
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard1.PNG|200px]] || This is the King of Town pling! || [[HR:kingboard1.html|View Page 1]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard2.PNG|200px]] || He is a good king, and he rules the land quite nicely || [[HR:kingboard2.html|View Page 2]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard3.PNG|200px]] || But he worries all the time. Dooo Hooo Hooo! My sheep are missing and i'm afraid a dragon has gobbled them up. || [[HR:kingboard3.html|View Page 3]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard4.PNG|200px]] || chomp! || [[HR:kingboard4.html|View Page 4]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard5.PNG|200px]] || So he called <s>the</s> Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and asked if they would help. sure! || [[HR:kingboard5.html|View Page 5]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard6.PNG|200px]] || They questioned the blacksmith... no. || [[HR:kingboard6.html|View Page 6]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard7.PNG|200px]] || ... the poo<s>p</s>h smith... nope || [[HR:kingboard7.html|View Page 7]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard8.PNG|200px]] || ...and the chef's cook! || [[HR:kingboard8.html|View Page 8]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard9.PNG|200px]] || I've Got iit! || [[HR:kingboard9.html|View Page 9]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard10.PNG|200px]] || So Homestar called everyone together || [[HR:kingboard10.html|View Page 10]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard11.PNG|200px]] || I have found that The sheep were not eaten by a dragon. || [[HR:kingboard11.html|View Page 11]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard12.PNG|200px]] || blush. burp! Oh yes. <s>They</s> I forgot. They were delicious. || [[HR:kingboard12.html|View Page 12]]
|-
| [[Image:Kingoftownstoryboard13.PNG|200px]] || HA HA HA HA HA HA || [[HR:kingboard13.html|View Page 13]]
|}

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary, which plays automatically.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' What do you think of that, Mike? "Pling!"

'''MIKE:''' So these are the storyboards for the King of Town cartoon that ''you'' did, Matt. You probably drew them at work, didn't you?

'''MATT:''' I bet I did, Mike. Don't tell anybody about that.

'''MIKE:''' That's pretty accurate. We did a pretty good job of depicting that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, "Doo hoo hoo". That's accurate. Look at that. That top dragon has some sort of a nose or a big wart on the top of his head.

''{pause until next storyboard}''

'''MATT:''' Homestar says "Sure!" with a giant mouth. He doesn't do that in the final cartoon.
''{pause until next storyboard}''

'''MATT:''' ''{deep voice}'' "No."

'''MIKE:''' Uh, so we used to storyboard stuff.

'''MATT:''' The Poohsmith, Mike, not the Poopsmith.

'''MIKE:''' Uh huh.

'''MATT:''' I- I corrected it. I wanted it to be Poohsmith, instead.

'''MIKE:''' But then when we went back to the Poopsmith.

'''MATT:''' "The chef's cook". That's not- that's- that's a typo. ''{Mike laughs}'' The king's cook.

'''MIKE:''' It's funnier as the chef's cook.

'''MATT:''' It is.

'''MIKE:''' I thought it was you being funnier, not you being a typo.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Look, straight faced Homestar! It's a head on collision with him.

'''MIKE:''' You like those sheep.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. There's really no point to these. They're so not detailed and there's no point in me even having drawn them.

'''MIKE:''' Well, back in the day, we used to think we needed to draw storyboards for the cartoons.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it's legit. Icebox.com did it.

== External Links==
*[[HR:kingboard1.html|view the storyboards]]

{{KingofTownDVD}}
[[Category: The King of Town DVD]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

The Periodic Table of Candy Elements

2007-06-29T03:44:25Z

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'''The Periodic Table of Candy Elements''' is a table showing how the various "elements" of candy are related to each other. [[Strong Bad]] displays it in the email [[candy product]]. Several of these elements' symbols are symbols of the real [[Wikipedia:Periodic table|Periodic Table of Elements]]: [[Wikipedia:Lead|Pb (lead)]], [[Wikipedia:Aluminium|Al (aluminium)]], [[Wikipedia:Calcium|Ca (calcium)]], [[Wikipedia:Cobalt|Co (cobalt)]], [[Wikipedia:Chromium|Cr (chromium)]], and [[Wikipedia:Meitnerium|Mt (meitnerium)]]. Note that the [[Wikipedia:Chemical symbol|chemical symbol]] '''Ch''' is used for both the ''Chocolatium'' and ''Chewy'' elements.

The table shares its shape with the real Periodic Table of the Elements, including the blue row of [[Wikipedia:Lanthanide|Lanthanide]]/[[Wikipedia:Actinide|Actinide]] equivalents, although it has far fewer elements shown (there may be others, however, considering that Bubble Gum is element 105 and Those Wafer Things is 316, and hence out of order; licorice, which was mentioned in the email, is conspicuously absent).

Many of the candy elements end with "ium"; this is the standard suffix for metal elements (Helium was thought to be a metal before it was discovered).

{| style="border: 2px solid #080808; border-collapse: collapse"
|-
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afd776|1|Ch| Chocolatium}}
| width="83%" colspan="5" style="background: #95c8f9; color:#2c1f4b; font-size: 200%; text-align: center; padding: 1em" valign="bottom" | '''The Periodic Table of'''
|-
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afd776|2|Dk|Darkium Chocolatium}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa2cb|3|Pb| Peanutbutter}}
| width="50%" colspan="3" style="background: #95c8f9; color:#2c1f4b; font-size: 200%; text-align: center; padding: none" valign="top" | '''Candy Elements'''
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa276|4|Co| Cookium}}
|-
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afd776|5|Pz| Pretzelium}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa2cb|6|Cr| Crispity}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa2cb|7|Ch| Chewy}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa2cb|8|Go|Gooey Center}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa2cb|9|Ca| Caramelium}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa276|10|Pf| Puffed Rice}}
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| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afd776|11|Ma| Marshmalloid}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa2cb|12|Fg| Fudge}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa2cb|13|Ha|Hard Candium}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa2cb|14|Cc|Candy Coating}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa2cb|15|Ng| Nougat}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#afa276|16|Tf| Taffium}}
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|-
| colspan="2" style="background: #95c8f9" |
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#72b5ff|103|Mt| Minty Fresh}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#72b5ff|104|Al| Almond}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#72b5ff|105|Bg| Bubble Gum}}
| width="17%" {{Periodiccell|#72b5ff|316|Wa|Those Wafer Things}}
|}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

Fonts

2007-06-29T03:38:19Z

Ten Ten: /* B */ Added "w".

[[The Brothers Chaps]] have used many different '''[[Wikipedia:Typeface|fonts]]''' within the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work.

Note: Oftentimes, different font corporations, or foundries, will publish virtually identical fonts under different names. For instance, Linotype's [http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/linotype/eurostile/ Eurostile] is Bitstream's [http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/bitstream/square-721/ Square 721]. In cases where the actual font used cannot be distinguished between two identical variants, the name with the older lineage should be used.
==Fonts==
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#CCC"
! Font !! Used for !! Example
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===#===
|- id="n20th_Century_Ultra_Bold_Italic"
| '''20th Century Ultra Bold Italic''' || Used in [[CGNU]] for the [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CGNU_Close-up_for_Font.png|CGNU! Me?]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===A===
|- id="Aarco-"
| '''Aarco-''' || Used in [[haircut]] in the subtitle ''"Jagged Metal"''. Also used in [[monster truck]] for the ''"SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY"'', ''"FOR A FREE"'', etc. text and in [[Awexome Cross 98]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Aarcover.PNG|I DON'T WANNA EAT A GUITAR!]]
|- id="ActionIs"
| '''ActionIs''' || Used in [[homestar hair]] and [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:actionis.png|It's fifty-five days after Halloween...|280px]]
|- id="Advert"
| '''Advert''' || Used on the door of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Marshmallow's_Last_Stand_Door.PNG|Well, if you take a look at my reh-zoom...]]
|- id="AE Systematic"
| '''AE Systematic''' || Used in [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:AE Systematic.png|Behold thy new font!]]
|- id="AhnbergHand"
| '''AhnbergHand''' || [[Strong Bad]]'s handwriting as used for the [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues or the [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk labels]]. See also [[Lowercase i's]]. (Note: the Chaps have modified the font so a few European characters appear in American format. They have also added apostrophes, which are not in the font normally. In [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], a modified uppercase I without a dot was used.) || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Ahnberghand.png|Sooo good!]]
|- id="Alba"
| '''Alba''' || On the spine of a book in [[That A Ghost]]. Also found in the subtitle ''"[[Ready for Primetime]]"'' in [[haircut]], [[KaraokeFun]], [[best thing]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and in an Easter egg for downloading a tune from [[dangeresque 3]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:AGhostInThisBook.png|I buried myself alive on Tuesday.]]
|- id="Alba_Super"
| '''Alba Super''' || As seen on the [[Suge Brown|brown sugar box]] in [[best thing]] as well as the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], on The Cheat's [[SeeDees|CD player]], on the [[Strong Bad's Rhino Feeder|Rhino Feeder]] box in [[video games]], on the "[[All Is On]]" CD case, for the majority of the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo, and in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]. Obviously from the same family as Alba, but a completely different font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:albasuper.png|As lost as four-armed Grimace.]]
|- id="Andy_Bold"
| '''Andy Bold''' || Used for the text on the [[FAQ]] page. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:AndyBold.png|Andy Bold]]
|- id="Anzeigen_Grotesk_EF"
| '''Anzeigen Grotesk EF''' || The font for the Happy Thanksgiving banner on [[Bubs]]' float in [[Fall Float Parade]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Anzeigen Grotesk EF.png|Happy Thanksgiving!!]]
|- id="Arial"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Arial|Arial]]''' || The font used on the [[HR:main_nav.swf|NavBar]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial.png|small|Navigation, anyone?]]
|- id="Arial_Black"
| '''Arial Black''' || Used for the subtitles to [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] on the [[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]] and the label for [[Quite Fancy 'Chup]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arialblackfont.PNG|Their old no goodness.]]
|- id="Arial_Narrow_MT"
| '''Arial Narrow MT''' || Used for the [[Games]] button on [[Main Page 22]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial Narrow MT.png|Games]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===B===
|- id="Batik Regular"
| '''Batik Regular''' || Used for the papers in [[death metal]], [[little questions]], and [[english paper]], as well as the title of "Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum" in [[pizzaz]]. It makes a brief appearance in [[Everybody to the Limit]] (pictured), and is the font of the logo for the action-packed [[TV Shows|television show]] "Rough Copy" from the the email [[rough copy]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:harting.png|I asked my friend Jake]]
|- id="Bauhaus 93"
| '''Bauhaus 93''' || Various logos and [[Main Pages]] text, the [[Index Page]], the [[Sega Tapes]] in [[anything]], and the font on [[Homsar]]'s shirt. Used on every [[:Category:DVDs|DVD]] released thus far except [[Everything Else, Volume 2|Volume 2]]. Probably one of the most commonly used fonts on the site.|| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bauhaus 93.png|Homsar's shirt]]
|- id="Bernard_Condensed"
| '''Bernard Condensed''' || Used to write names on office doors: Dangeresque's in [[dangeresque 3]] and Strong Bad's in [[The Interview]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BernardCondensed.png|Total Journalist]]
|- id="Bickley_Script"
| '''Bickley Script''' || Appeared on the The Great Mound postcard in [[vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BickleyScript.png|That mound is not all that great.]]
|- id="Blackadder_ITC"
| '''Blackadder ITC''' || Used extensively in [[A Folky Tale]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Also makes an appearance in [[flashback]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:blackadder.PNG|Gonna have a good time tonight...]]
|- id="Bookman_Old_Style"
| '''[[wikipedia:Bookman (typeface)|Bookman Old Style]]''' || The font used as the title of the Battle Axe Lessons flyer in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:bookman old style.png|Bad at battle axeing?]]
|- id="Broadway"
| '''Broadway''' || Used on [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] Strong Bad Rewards Score Card in [[privileges]] and the "Youth Through Editing" slide in [[looking old]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Broadway.png|Ca-chunk-a]]
|- id="Brush_Script_MT"
| '''[[wikipedia:Brush Script|Brush Script MT]]''' || Used throughout the site - for example, on Homestar's shirt in [[Main Page 4]], in [[bottom 10]], and in [[Senorial Day]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BrushScript.png|Senorial!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |


===C===
|- id="Calisto_MT_Bold"
| '''Calisto MT Bold''' || Used for the [[Superfied Credit Union]] logo on the credit card on the [[Downloads]] page. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CalistoMTBold.png|Bank of Free Country USA]]
|- id="Candice"
| '''Candice''' || The font used for [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] and higher. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:marz-font.png|Hi, this is Marzipan|280px]]
|- id="Chicago"
| '''Chicago''' || The typical menu font for the Classic [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Mac OS]] (versions 7 and before), seen on The Cheat's old computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[image:chicago sample.png|Tangerine Dreams' task bar]]
|- id="Chick"
| '''Chick''' || The font used on the cover of [[Scarfgirl]] magazine, seen in [[secret identity]]. Also used for the Sbemail Deodorant in [[disconnected]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Chick.PNG|All the hot boys]]
|- id="Chiller"
| '''Chiller''' || The font used in [[Fan Costume Commentary]] and [[More Fan Costumes]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[image:chiller.PNG|Ooh, pretzels!]]
|- id="Comic_Sans_MS"
| '''Comic Sans''' || A font used by one of Strong Bad's fake hot girlfriends in [[sugarbob]] and for most of the text on Dolph Hauldhagen's flyer in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[image:ComicSansMS.png|Some weird anime cat emoticon]]
|- id="ComixHeavy"
| '''ComixHeavy''' || The font used on the [[Main Pages]] for the "Go on and see what's new!" message, as well as the "Last updated on" message. Also used in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] from versions 1 through 8, and for the [[Characters]] button on [[Main Page 22]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Comix-Heavy_Sample.png|What's new?|280px]]
|- id="Commodore_64"
| '''Commodore 64''' || The [[Compy 386]] font. Also used for [[Peasant's Quest]], [[coloring]], and [[modeling]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Commodore 64.png|A spectacle of graphics and sound.|280px]]
|- id="Cooper_Black"
| '''[[wikipedia:Cooper Black|Cooper Black]]''' || The title font of the "[[Dreamaway Johnny]]" flyers in [[part-time job]]. Also used in [[First Time Here?]], for the curved wording, and in the [[Index Page]], for the links. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:cooperblack.png|When all my dreams come true...|280px]]
|- id="Copperplate_Gothic_Bold"
| '''Copperplate Gothic Bold''' || The header font of the "Dreamaway Johnny" flyers in [[part-time job]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:copperplategothicbold.png|Butt's 12 by pies?|280px]]
|- id="Courier_New"
| '''[[wikipedia:Courier New|Courier New]]''' || The font in the email client on [[Tangerine Dreams|The Cheat's computer]], used in [[weird dream]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:courier new sample.png|That ''was'' a weird dream!]]
|- id="Creepy"
| '''Creepy''' || The font used as the photo caption on the Battle Axe Lessons flyer in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:creepy.png|Dolph Hauldhagen!!!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===D===
|- id="Denmark"
|'''Denmark''' || The font used on the [[Corpy NT6]]'s logo in [[from work]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CorpyNT6.png|Aw, man, they got EVERYTHING blocked now!|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"

|- id="Diploma"
|'''Diploma Regular''' || The font used on the card [[Strong Sad]] made for Anthony in [[depressio]]. Also used in [[rampage]] on the poetry slam sign and the Font used by Strong Sad in the autogragh section of the [[Yearbook Character Page]]. Strong Bad tricks out his fist in this font in [[car]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Diploma.png|Strong Sad font|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===E===
|- id="Engravers"
| '''Engravers''' || Used on Strong Bad's tombstone in [[replacement]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Engravers.png|Please do not dig up grave.]]
|- id="Eras_Demi"
| '''Eras Demi''' || The font used for the [[Podstar Runner]] menu text. An iPod's actual font is [[Wikipedia:Podium Sans|Podium Sans]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Podstar.PNG|Get me out of this tiny box!|180px|]]
|- id="EraserDust"
| '''EraserDust''' || The font in [[anything]] Homestar used to write "Homestar Runner" in chalk. Also used on the chalkboard in [[sibbie]] and [[technology]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ChalkDust_Font.PNG|180px|His name is "Homestar Runner."]]
|- id="Eurostile"
| '''Eurostile''' || Used for the "Compy" text on the Compy 386, as well as for the opening titles on [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Eurostile.png|Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===F===
|- id="Federation_Bold"
| '''Federation Bold''' || Used for the numbers on [[Homestar's Clock]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Federation Bold.PNG]]
|- id="Flyer_Black_Condensed"
| '''Flyer Black Condensed''' || Used for the subtitles in the opening to [[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:FlyerBlackCondensed.png|All 'cause we saaaaayyyyyyy...]]
|- id="Folk_Art_Stitch"
| '''Folk Art Stitch''' || Used for the shirt stitching in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:folk art stitch.png|"Did you play online gaming last night?"]]
|- id="Forte"
| '''Forte''' || Used extensively throughout the site, including in the [[First Time Here?]] welcome speech. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Forte.png|"It's dot com!"]]
|- id="French_Script_MT"
| '''French Script MT''' || From [[Everybody to the Limit]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:frenchscriptmt.png|I asked my friend Joe]]
|- id="Freshbot"
| '''Freshbot''' || As seen in [[Club Technochocolate]]. Also used in the game catalog for [[Hallrunner]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:freshbot.PNG|All is on!]]
|- id="Futura"
| '''Futura''' || Used on the art test in [[CGNU]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Futura.png|Draw Me!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===G===

|- id="Georgia"
| '''[[wikipedia:Georgia (typeface)|Georgia]]''' || Used on [[Main Page 19]] when the ''E-mail'' button is highlighted. || style="text-align: center" | [[Image:mainpage19email.png]]
|- id="Gigi"
| '''Gigi''' || Used on the "barbzerdry" flyer in [[haircut]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GigiFont.PNG|No cuts, butts, or coconuts.]]
|- id="Gill_Sans_Bold"
| '''Gill Sans Bold''' || Used on the [[Clapperboard|clapperboards]] in [[First Time Here?]] and [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GillSans.png|Direction]]
|- id="Glitch0"
| '''Glitch0''' || The [[Lappy 486]] font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Glitch0.png|Doong diing!]]
|- id="Glitch1"
| '''Glitch1''' || An alternate version of Glitch0, used only in [[rock opera]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Glitch1.png|Encore! Encore!]]
|- id="Gringo_Nights"
| '''Gringo Nights''' || The "Cobra-Pult" game in [[what I want]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Gringo Nights.PNG|COBRA-PULT!!|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===H===
|- id="Harlow_Solid_Italic"
| '''Harlow Solid Italic''' || From [[best thing]], used on the "[[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"|Limozeen: 'but they're in space!']]" logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:harlow.png|I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys...]]
|- id="House_Slant"
| '''House Slant''' || The [[Old-Timey]], '30s font. Also used for Strong Bad's [[Bottom 10]] and [[pizzaz]] Easter egg.|| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:houseslantfont.PNG|A "cartoon" for "kids."|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===I===
|- id="Impact"
| '''[[wikipedia:Impact (font)|Impact]]''' || The font for the sign of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] and the logo on the [[TeeBee]].|| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:impact.png|We're always awesome.|280px]]
|- id="ITC_Bauhaus_Medium"
| '''ITC Bauhaus Medium''' || The font for the subtitles in [[Pom Pom, Too]], in [[homestar hair]], and for the vast majority of navigation buttons on the [[Main Pages]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ITCBauhaus.png|Pom Pom is the best Pom]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===J===
|- id="Jokerman"
| '''Jokerman''' || Used to name a dangerous dessert in [[bottom 10]]. Also one of the fonts used in [[sugarbob]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:jokerman.PNG|Na na la la la...|280px]]
|- id="JokeWood"
| '''JokeWood''' || Used in the banner for the [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] in [[impression]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[image:Jokewood.PNG|"The Strong Sad Lookalike Contest"|280px]]
|- id="Joystix"
| '''Joystix''' || A [[Nintendo|Nintendo Entertainment System]] font used in various games on the website, along with the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Joystix.png|Games, games, and more games]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===K===
|- id="Karloff"
| '''Karloff''' || Used for the score in [[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Karloff.PNG]]
|- id="KidTypePaint"
| '''KidTypePaint''' || Used in the opening credits in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], for the ''revengenceful'' font from [[2 years]], and for the writing on [[Main Page 23]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:kidtypepaint.PNG|MU-HA-HA-HA|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===L===
|- id="LCDD"
| '''LCDD''' || Used often whenever a digital readout is needed, for example on Marzipan's [[PhoneTime XL8|answering machine]], the [[clock radio]], or [[Random Toon]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LCDD.png|Marzi's machine... Homestar's clock... get them today!]]
|- id="Linoscript"
| '''Linoscript''' || Used for the slogan for [[The Cheatcakes]] in [[stupid stuff]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LinoscriptSample.png|Just ask The Cheat!]]
|- id="Logger Regular"
| '''Logger Regular''' || Used for the ranch sign in the e-mail [[pizzaz]] Easter egg. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Buffalo-style.png|Here comes the Stong Bad!]]
|- id="London_Text"
| '''London Text''' || Found on the postcard for historic Over There in [[vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LondonText.png|Over There]]
|- id="Lucida_Calligraphy"
| '''Lucida Calligraphy''' || Used for Strong Sad's [[Strong Libs]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LucidaCalligraphy.png|Each Day We Die A Little More.]]
|- id="Lucida_Handwriting"
| '''Lucida Handwriting''' || The font for the phrase [[Wear a Bikini!|"Wear a bikini"]] in [[Main Page 15]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LucidaHandwriting.png|Bikinitime!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===M===
|- id="Maiandra_Demi_Bold"
| '''Maiandra Demi Bold''' || Used on the end screen of [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Maiandra.png|of the world as we know it]]
|- id="Mekanik"
| '''Mekanik''' || Used in the [[Senor Mortgage|commercial]] for [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]] for the phone number, phrase "Senor Mortgage", and the "Home Lawn", etc., pullouts. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:555-55-55855-55-5.png|SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY]]
|- id="Metal_Lord"
| '''Metal Lord''' || The font for Bubs's flyers in [[part-time job]], Dolph Hauldhagen's flyers in [[other days]], and in the header text for [[Revenge of the King]]. Also used to title the [[Secret Collect.]] box in [[video games]] and various parts of [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]]. It is also the font for the "Score" text in the [[Taser the Gnome Game]] in [[from work]]. It originated from the logo of the band [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:metallord.png|Sorry, Tragic Clown Dog.]]
|- id="Mister_Earl_BT"
| '''Mister Earl BT''' || Used on the Cobra-Pult box in an Easter egg of [[what I want]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mister Earl BT.PNG|Overqualified to play it?]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===N===
|- id="NOKIA_5110_FontSet"
| '''Nokia® 5110 FontSet''' || The font for the [[Block]] from [[other days]]. Also used in [[50K Racewalker]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:NOKIA 5110 FontSet.PNG|Please to be untieing that shoelace on the back of your head?]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===O===
|- id="OCR_B"
| '''OCR B''' || Used for the account number and name on the credit card from the [[Downloads]] page. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:OCRB.png|Pin:5675]]
|- id="Odessa"
| '''Odessa''' || The font for [[The Show]] and the current characters page. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:TheShowLogo.png|The Show!]]
|- id="Old_English_Text_MT"
| '''Old English Text MT''' || The font used on Strong Sad's box of memories in [[The Secrets That I Keep]]. Also in [[A Holiday Greeting]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Old English Text MT.PNG|fond reminiscences|280px]]
|- id="Old Towne No 536 EF Regular"
| '''Old Towne No 536 EF Regular''' || The font for the Strong Bad -show in the e-mail [[pizzaz]] Easter egg. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Old Towne.png|Here comes the Strong Bad!]].
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===P===
|- id="Papyrus"
| '''Papyrus''' || Used in [[myths & legends]] for the "Walking with Trogdor" logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:WalkingwithTrogdor.PNG|Take the virtual tour.|280px]]
|- id="Parade_Script"
| '''Parade Script''' || Found on the Pantsburg postcard in [[vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ParadeScript.png|Pants!]]
|- id="Park Avenue BT"
| '''Park Avenue BT''' || Appears in storyboards on [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Park Avenue BT.png|300px|How does he type with boxing gloves on?]]
|- id="Peanuts"
| '''Peanuts''' || A font made in the image of [[wikipedia:Charles_Schulz|Charles Schulz's]] lettering, it was used in the drawing of [[Coach Zed]] in [[do over]]. The image seen here is taken from [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:peanuts.png|I heart Flint]]
|- id="Phyllis"
| '''Phyllis''' || Used in an Easter egg in [[the facts]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Phyllis.png|Homestar Runner will be right right back]]
|- id="Pixie"
| '''Pixie''' || The other [[Old-Timey]], '30s font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:cankickinfont.png|Get kicking.|280px]]
|- id="Playbill"
| '''Playbill''' || The ''other'' other old-timey font, used for old-timey things such as Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders from [[2 emails]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Playbill_Font.png|Flavor Taste Style]]
|- id="Poor_Richard"
| '''Poor Richard''' || The cover font for [[Hundredaire Socialite]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:poorrichard.png|The brains behind Videlectrix|280px]]
|- id="Poornut"
| '''Poornut''' || A font used in the Hip Hop Dance video at the end of the [[New Boots]] short. Also seen on an Easter egg in [[rampage]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:pornhut.png|Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?]]
|- id="Porky.27s"
| '''Porky's''' || Used in the "technical difficulties" screen in Strong Bad's email [[pizzaz]] and [[Fall Float Parade]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sbemail_pizzaz_porkysfont.png|Hang in there!]]
|- id="Potrzebie"
|'''Potrzebie''' || The font used in the new stuff bubble on the [[Main Pages]], though the version of the font that's available for download doesn't have many punctuation marks, like the apostrophe. Also used for the [[Store]] button on [[Main Page 22]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:newsbemail.png|Everyone's favorite sight!]]
|- id="PT_Banana_Split"
| '''PT Banana Split''' || The "Baked Beans" sign above Homsar's collection bucket in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PT banana split.PNG]]
|- id="PT_Karolla_Narrow_Black"
|'''PT Karolla Narrow Black''' || The font for the sign on the door of Marshmallow's Last Stand. (image mirrored) ||style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PTKarolla.png|Ohh.. I think I ate'a too many marshmallows...]]
|- id="Pump_Demi_Bold_LET"
| '''Pump Demi Bold LET''' || Used for the title and credits in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] as well as the logo on Homestar's clock. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pump demi bold.PNG|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===Q===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===R===
|- id="Rage_Italic_LET"
| '''Rage Italic LET''' || The logo font of Stookley's, the makers of [[Hundredaire Socialite]]. Also used for [[take-a-break.exe]] and for the title "A Month" in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:rageitaliclet.png|H.S. out on the scene.]]
|- id="Ravie"
| '''Ravie''' || Used to title [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:JumpingJackTitle.PNG|200px|A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|- id="Rockwell_Condensed"
| '''Rockwell Condensed''' || Day and time during "Stink's Reach" promo in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Rockwell Condensed.PNG|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===S===
|- id="Screwtop_Light"
| '''Screwtop Light''' || The font for the second counter on [[Strong Bad]]'s float in [[Fall Float Parade]], the subtitle of "Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum" in [[pizzaz]], and on various [[scoreboard]]s. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Screwtop Light.png|Nunchucking Snowmen]]
|- id="Script_Bold_MT"
| '''Script Bold MT''' || The text on the leaf in the beginning of [[Fall Float Parade]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Script Bold MT.png|The FTst annual Fall Float Parade.]]
|- id="Sevenet_7"
| '''Sevenet 7''' || The font on the [[Pom Pilot]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sevenet7.png|internet, solitaire, and the ladies]]
|- id="Shelley_Script_Allegro"
| '''Shelley Script Allegro''' || Used for the body of Strong Sad's letter in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:StrongSadNoteExcerpt.png|Yeah he does.]]
|- id="Showcard_Gothic"
| '''Showcard Gothic''' || The font used for The Cheat's "TITO" hat in [[part-time job]]. Also used on the "PAY PLUS!" text in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:showcardgothic.png|An undersea epic?]]
|- id="SignPainter_HouseSlant_Font"
| '''SignPainter HouseSlant Font''' || "Strong Bad's" in "Strong Bad's Message Bored" (Message and Bored are not fonts). Also seen on the back of the Homsar T-Shirt. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SignPainter HouseSlant Font.PNG|Ugh, I'm So '''Bored'''!]]

|- id="Snap_ITC"
| '''Snap ITC''' || The font used in the "How Come?" text in [[space program]] and on the Dry T-Shirt Contest flyer in [[bottom 10]]. Also used on Marzipan's invitation in the beginning of [[The Luau]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Snap.png|280px|How Come?]]
|- id="Space_Toaster"
| '''Space Toaster''' || The font used on the "Cat Mess" bag in the email, [[lady fan]]. Also used on the subtitle ''"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows"'' in [[haircut]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Space_toaster.gif|Arts 'n' crafts with Marzipan]]
|- id="Stencil_BT"
| '''Stencil BT''' || The font used on the [[Heavy Lourde]]. Also used on various crates, boxes, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], and [[Jail]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Stencil_BT_Sample.png|Heavy falling weight type thing, yo.]]
|- id="Sydnie"
| '''Sydnie''' || Used for [[Thy Dungeonman]] and [[Thy Dungeonman II]]. Also makes a brief appearance in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] and was the font for the [[Corpy NT6]] in [[from work]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sydnie.PNG|You can't get ye flask!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===T===
|- id="Team_MT"
| '''Team MT''' || The font used for the motto "Buy all our playsets and toys!!" in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Team_MT_Sample.png|Weekdays at 4:30|230px]]
|- id="ThereSignHead1"
| '''ThereSignHead1''' || The font used on the back button in [[Fall Float Parade]] and the connect the dots puzzle in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ThereSignHead1.png]]
|- id="ThereSignHead3"
| '''ThereSignHead3''' || The font used for the buttons on Mrs. Bennedetto in [[part-time job]]. Also used for the subtitles in Homsar's television show, [[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]], that appears during the Strong Bad Email [[for kids]] and the bumper for "Dartmouth" in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:theresignhead3.png|Yeah, buddy. I have muscles.]]
|- id="Tiranti_Solid"
| '''Tiranti Solid''' || Used for introductory and ancillary text in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] and for the newspaper titles in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:MrShmallowFontSample.png|Look lively!]]
|- id="Times_New_Roman"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Times New Roman|Times New Roman]]''' || Used for the text of the "[[Dreamaway Johnny]]" flyers in [[part-time job]], as one of the fonts used by Strong Bad's "girlfriends" in [[sugarbob]], and in the Stinko Man credits in [[japanese cartoon]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:timesnewroman.png|Act Three|280px]]
|- id="Traffic_Type_Sweden_D"
| '''Traffic Type Sweden D''' || Used for the small header tabs at the top of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Traffic Type Sweden D.png|Big toons.]]
|- id="Trebuchet_MS"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Trebuchet MS|Trebuchet MS]]''' || Used for the text throughout [[The King of Town DVD Old Version]] and as the day-of-the-week titles in Strong Bad's calendar in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:EndFromOriginalKOT.png|Doo-hoo-hoo!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===U===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===V===
|- id="VOY_DOT_LCD"
| '''VOY DOT LCD''' || The font used on [[The Paper]] and in [[Everybody to the Limit]]. Also used in [[pizzaz]] and [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:VOY DOT LCD.png|Preeeeow!|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===W===
|- id="Webdings"
| '''Webdings''' || The font in Marzipan's instant message in [[marzipan]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:don't decode this.png|I hope you didn't decode this.|280px]]
|- id="Westminster"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Westminster (typeface)|Westminster]]''' || Used extensively throughout the site, but best known for being the [[Tandy 400]] font. Also used for [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] version numbers, [[caffeine]], [[the facts]], and [[technology]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Westminster.png|Ah, the old Tandy.|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===X===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===Y===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===Z===
|}
{{incomplete list}}

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[[Category:Lists]]

Fonts

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[[The Brothers Chaps]] have used many different '''[[Wikipedia:Typeface|fonts]]''' within the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work.

Note: Oftentimes, different font corporations, or foundries, will publish virtually identical fonts under different names. For instance, Linotype's [http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/linotype/eurostile/ Eurostile] is Bitstream's [http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/bitstream/square-721/ Square 721]. In cases where the actual font used cannot be distinguished between two identical variants, the name with the older lineage should be used.
==Fonts==
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- style="background:#CCC"
! Font !! Used for !! Example
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===#===
|- id="n20th_Century_Ultra_Bold_Italic"
| '''20th Century Ultra Bold Italic''' || Used in [[CGNU]] for the [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CGNU_Close-up_for_Font.png|CGNU! Me?]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===A===
|- id="Aarco-"
| '''Aarco-''' || Used in [[haircut]] in the subtitle ''"Jagged Metal"''. Also used in [[monster truck]] for the ''"SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY"'', ''"FOR A FREE"'', etc. text and in [[Awexome Cross 98]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Aarcover.PNG|I DON'T WANNA EAT A GUITAR!]]
|- id="ActionIs"
| '''ActionIs''' || Used in [[homestar hair]] and [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:actionis.png|It's fifty-five days after Halloween...|280px]]
|- id="Advert"
| '''Advert''' || Used on the door of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Marshmallow's_Last_Stand_Door.PNG|Well, if you take a look at my reh-zoom...]]
|- id="AE Systematic"
| '''AE Systematic''' || Used in [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:AE Systematic.png|Behold thy new font!]]
|- id="AhnbergHand"
| '''AhnbergHand''' || [[Strong Bad]]'s handwriting as used for the [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues or the [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk labels]]. See also [[Lowercase i's]]. (Note: the Chaps have modified the font so a few European characters appear in American format. They have also added apostrophes, which are not in the font normally. In [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], a modified uppercase I without a dot was used.) || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Ahnberghand.png|Sooo good!]]
|- id="Alba"
| '''Alba''' || On the spine of a book in [[That A Ghost]]. Also found in the subtitle ''"[[Ready for Primetime]]"'' in [[haircut]], [[KaraokeFun]], [[best thing]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and in an Easter egg for downloading a tune from [[dangeresque 3]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:AGhostInThisBook.png|I buried myself alive on Tuesday.]]
|- id="Alba_Super"
| '''Alba Super''' || As seen on the [[Suge Brown|brown sugar box]] in [[best thing]] as well as the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], on The Cheat's [[SeeDees|CD player]], on the [[Strong Bad's Rhino Feeder|Rhino Feeder]] box in [[video games]], on the "[[All Is On]]" CD case, for the majority of the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo, and in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]. Obviously from the same family as Alba, but a completely different font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:albasuper.png|As lost as four-armed Grimace.]]
|- id="Andy_Bold"
| '''Andy Bold''' || Used for the text on the [[FAQ]] page. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:AndyBold.png|Andy Bold]]
|- id="Anzeigen_Grotesk_EF"
| '''Anzeigen Grotesk EF''' || The font for the Happy Thanksgiving banner on [[Bubs]]' float in [[Fall Float Parade]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Anzeigen Grotesk EF.png|Happy Thanksgiving!!]]
|- id="Arial"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Arial|Arial]]''' || The font used on the [[HR:main_nav.swf|NavBar]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial.png|small|Navigation, anyone?]]
|- id="Arial_Black"
| '''Arial Black''' || Used for the subtitles to [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] on the [[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]] and the label for [[Quite Fancy 'Chup]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arialblackfont.PNG|Their old no goodness.]]
|- id="Arial_Narrow_MT"
| '''Arial Narrow MT''' || Used for the [[Games]] button on [[Main Page 22]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial Narrow MT.png|Games]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===B===
|- id="Batik Regular"
| '''Batik Regular''' || Used for the papers in [[death metal]], [[little questions]], and [[english paper]], as well as the title of "Strong Bad-Type Intervie Progrum" in [[pizzaz]]. It makes a brief appearance in [[Everybody to the Limit]] (pictured), and is the font of the logo for the action-packed [[TV Shows|television show]] "Rough Copy" from the the email [[rough copy]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:harting.png|I asked my friend Jake]]
|- id="Bauhaus 93"
| '''Bauhaus 93''' || Various logos and [[Main Pages]] text, the [[Index Page]], the [[Sega Tapes]] in [[anything]], and the font on [[Homsar]]'s shirt. Used on every [[:Category:DVDs|DVD]] released thus far except [[Everything Else, Volume 2|Volume 2]]. Probably one of the most commonly used fonts on the site.|| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bauhaus 93.png|Homsar's shirt]]
|- id="Bernard_Condensed"
| '''Bernard Condensed''' || Used to write names on office doors: Dangeresque's in [[dangeresque 3]] and Strong Bad's in [[The Interview]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BernardCondensed.png|Total Journalist]]
|- id="Bickley_Script"
| '''Bickley Script''' || Appeared on the The Great Mound postcard in [[vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BickleyScript.png|That mound is not all that great.]]
|- id="Blackadder_ITC"
| '''Blackadder ITC''' || Used extensively in [[A Folky Tale]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. Also makes an appearance in [[flashback]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:blackadder.PNG|Gonna have a good time tonight...]]
|- id="Bookman_Old_Style"
| '''[[wikipedia:Bookman (typeface)|Bookman Old Style]]''' || The font used as the title of the Battle Axe Lessons flyer in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:bookman old style.png|Bad at battle axeing?]]
|- id="Broadway"
| '''Broadway''' || Used on [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] Strong Bad Rewards Score Card in [[privileges]] and the "Youth Through Editing" slide in [[looking old]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Broadway.png|Ca-chunk-a]]
|- id="Brush_Script_MT"
| '''[[wikipedia:Brush Script|Brush Script MT]]''' || Used throughout the site - for example, on Homestar's shirt in [[Main Page 4]], in [[bottom 10]], and in [[Senorial Day]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BrushScript.png|Senorial!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |


===C===
|- id="Calisto_MT_Bold"
| '''Calisto MT Bold''' || Used for the [[Superfied Credit Union]] logo on the credit card on the [[Downloads]] page. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CalistoMTBold.png|Bank of Free Country USA]]
|- id="Candice"
| '''Candice''' || The font used for [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] and higher. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:marz-font.png|Hi, this is Marzipan|280px]]
|- id="Chicago"
| '''Chicago''' || The typical menu font for the Classic [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Mac OS]] (versions 7 and before), seen on The Cheat's old computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[image:chicago sample.png|Tangerine Dreams' task bar]]
|- id="Chick"
| '''Chick''' || The font used on the cover of [[Scarfgirl]] magazine, seen in [[secret identity]]. Also used for the Sbemail Deodorant in [[disconnected]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Chick.PNG|All the hot boys]]
|- id="Chiller"
| '''Chiller''' || The font used in [[Fan Costume Commentary]] and [[More Fan Costumes]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[image:chiller.PNG|Ooh, pretzels!]]
|- id="Comic_Sans_MS"
| '''Comic Sans''' || A font used by one of Strong Bad's fake hot girlfriends in [[sugarbob]] and for most of the text on Dolph Hauldhagen's flyer in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[image:ComicSansMS.png|Some weird anime cat emoticon]]
|- id="ComixHeavy"
| '''ComixHeavy''' || The font used on the [[Main Pages]] for the "Go on and see what's new!" message, as well as the "Last updated on" message. Also used in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] from versions 1 through 8, and for the [[Characters]] button on [[Main Page 22]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Comix-Heavy_Sample.png|What's new?|280px]]
|- id="Commodore_64"
| '''Commodore 64''' || The [[Compy 386]] font. Also used for [[Peasant's Quest]], [[coloring]], and [[modeling]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Commodore 64.png|A spectacle of graphics and sound.|280px]]
|- id="Cooper_Black"
| '''[[wikipedia:Cooper Black|Cooper Black]]''' || The title font of the "[[Dreamaway Johnny]]" flyers in [[part-time job]]. Also used in [[First Time Here?]], for the curved wording, and in the [[Index Page]], for the links. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:cooperblack.png|When all my dreams come true...|280px]]
|- id="Copperplate_Gothic_Bold"
| '''Copperplate Gothic Bold''' || The header font of the "Dreamaway Johnny" flyers in [[part-time job]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:copperplategothicbold.png|Butt's 12 by pies?|280px]]
|- id="Courier_New"
| '''[[wikipedia:Courier New|Courier New]]''' || The font in the email client on [[Tangerine Dreams|The Cheat's computer]], used in [[weird dream]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:courier new sample.png|That ''was'' a weird dream!]]
|- id="Creepy"
| '''Creepy''' || The font used as the photo caption on the Battle Axe Lessons flyer in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:creepy.png|Dolph Hauldhagen!!!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===D===
|- id="Denmark"
|'''Denmark''' || The font used on the [[Corpy NT6]]'s logo in [[from work]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CorpyNT6.png|Aw, man, they got EVERYTHING blocked now!|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"

|- id="Diploma"
|'''Diploma Regular''' || The font used on the card [[Strong Sad]] made for Anthony in [[depressio]]. Also used in [[rampage]] on the poetry slam sign and the Font used by Strong Sad in the autogragh section of the [[Yearbook Character Page]]. Strong Bad tricks out his fist in this font in [[car]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Diploma.png|Strong Sad font|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===E===
|- id="Engravers"
| '''Engravers''' || Used on Strong Bad's tombstone in [[replacement]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Engravers.png|Please do not dig up grave.]]
|- id="Eras_Demi"
| '''Eras Demi''' || The font used for the [[Podstar Runner]] menu text. An iPod's actual font is [[Wikipedia:Podium Sans|Podium Sans]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Podstar.PNG|Get me out of this tiny box!|180px|]]
|- id="EraserDust"
| '''EraserDust''' || The font in [[anything]] Homestar used to write "Homestar Runner" in chalk. Also used on the chalkboard in [[sibbie]] and [[technology]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ChalkDust_Font.PNG|180px|His name is "Homestar Runner."]]
|- id="Eurostile"
| '''Eurostile''' || Used for the "Compy" text on the Compy 386, as well as for the opening titles on [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Eurostile.png|Bug In Mouth Disease]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===F===
|- id="Federation_Bold"
| '''Federation Bold''' || Used for the numbers on [[Homestar's Clock]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Federation Bold.PNG]]
|- id="Flyer_Black_Condensed"
| '''Flyer Black Condensed''' || Used for the subtitles in the opening to [[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:FlyerBlackCondensed.png|All 'cause we saaaaayyyyyyy...]]
|- id="Folk_Art_Stitch"
| '''Folk Art Stitch''' || Used for the shirt stitching in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:folk art stitch.png|"Did you play online gaming last night?"]]
|- id="Forte"
| '''Forte''' || Used extensively throughout the site, including in the [[First Time Here?]] welcome speech. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Forte.png|"It's dot com!"]]
|- id="French_Script_MT"
| '''French Script MT''' || From [[Everybody to the Limit]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:frenchscriptmt.png|I asked my friend Joe]]
|- id="Freshbot"
| '''Freshbot''' || As seen in [[Club Technochocolate]]. Also used in the game catalog for [[Hallrunner]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:freshbot.PNG|All is on!]]
|- id="Futura"
| '''Futura''' || Used on the art test in [[CGNU]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Futura.png|Draw Me!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===G===

|- id="Georgia"
| '''[[wikipedia:Georgia (typeface)|Georgia]]''' || Used on [[Main Page 19]] when the ''E-mail'' button is highlighted. || style="text-align: center" | [[Image:mainpage19email.png]]
|- id="Gigi"
| '''Gigi''' || Used on the "barbzerdry" flyer in [[haircut]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GigiFont.PNG|No cuts, butts, or coconuts.]]
|- id="Gill_Sans_Bold"
| '''Gill Sans Bold''' || Used on the [[Clapperboard|clapperboards]] in [[First Time Here?]] and [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GillSans.png|Direction]]
|- id="Glitch0"
| '''Glitch0''' || The [[Lappy 486]] font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Glitch0.png|Doong diing!]]
|- id="Glitch1"
| '''Glitch1''' || An alternate version of Glitch0, used only in [[rock opera]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Glitch1.png|Encore! Encore!]]
|- id="Gringo_Nights"
| '''Gringo Nights''' || The "Cobra-Pult" game in [[what I want]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Gringo Nights.PNG|COBRA-PULT!!|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===H===
|- id="Harlow_Solid_Italic"
| '''Harlow Solid Italic''' || From [[best thing]], used on the "[[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"|Limozeen: 'but they're in space!']]" logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:harlow.png|I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys...]]
|- id="House_Slant"
| '''House Slant''' || The [[Old-Timey]], '30s font. Also used for Strong Bad's [[Bottom 10]] and [[pizzaz]] Easter egg.|| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:houseslantfont.PNG|A "cartoon" for "kids."|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===I===
|- id="Impact"
| '''[[wikipedia:Impact (font)|Impact]]''' || The font for the sign of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] and the logo on the [[TeeBee]].|| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:impact.png|We're always awesome.|280px]]
|- id="ITC_Bauhaus_Medium"
| '''ITC Bauhaus Medium''' || The font for the subtitles in [[Pom Pom, Too]], in [[homestar hair]], and for the vast majority of navigation buttons on the [[Main Pages]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ITCBauhaus.png|Pom Pom is the best Pom]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===J===
|- id="Jokerman"
| '''Jokerman''' || Used to name a dangerous dessert in [[bottom 10]]. Also one of the fonts used in [[sugarbob]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:jokerman.PNG|Na na la la la...|280px]]
|- id="JokeWood"
| '''JokeWood''' || Used in the banner for the [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] in [[impression]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[image:Jokewood.PNG|"The Strong Sad Lookalike Contest"|280px]]
|- id="Joystix"
| '''Joystix''' || A [[Nintendo|Nintendo Entertainment System]] font used in various games on the website, along with the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Joystix.png|Games, games, and more games]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===K===
|- id="Karloff"
| '''Karloff''' || Used for the score in [[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Karloff.PNG]]
|- id="KidTypePaint"
| '''KidTypePaint''' || Used in the opening credits in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], for the ''revengenceful'' font from [[2 years]], and for the writing on [[Main Page 23]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:kidtypepaint.PNG|MU-HA-HA-HA|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===L===
|- id="LCDD"
| '''LCDD''' || Used often whenever a digital readout is needed, for example on Marzipan's [[PhoneTime XL8|answering machine]], the [[clock radio]], or [[Random Toon]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LCDD.png|Marzi's machine... Homestar's clock... get them today!]]
|- id="Linoscript"
| '''Linoscript''' || Used for the slogan for [[The Cheatcakes]] in [[stupid stuff]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LinoscriptSample.png|Just ask The Cheat!]]
|- id="Logger Regular"
| '''Logger Regular''' || Used for the ranch sign in the e-mail [[pizzaz]] Easter egg. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Buffalo-style.png|Here comes the Stong Bad!]]
|- id="London_Text"
| '''London Text''' || Found on the postcard for historic Over There in [[vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LondonText.png|Over There]]
|- id="Lucida_Calligraphy"
| '''Lucida Calligraphy''' || Used for Strong Sad's [[Strong Libs]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LucidaCalligraphy.png|Each Day We Die A Little More.]]
|- id="Lucida_Handwriting"
| '''Lucida Handwriting''' || The font for the phrase [[Wear a Bikini!|"Wear a bikini"]] in [[Main Page 15]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LucidaHandwriting.png|Bikinitime!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===M===
|- id="Maiandra_Demi_Bold"
| '''Maiandra Demi Bold''' || Used on the end screen of [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Maiandra.png|of the world as we know it]]
|- id="Mekanik"
| '''Mekanik''' || Used in the [[Senor Mortgage|commercial]] for [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]] for the phone number, phrase "Senor Mortgage", and the "Home Lawn", etc., pullouts. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:555-55-55855-55-5.png|SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY]]
|- id="Metal_Lord"
| '''Metal Lord''' || The font for Bubs's flyers in [[part-time job]], Dolph Hauldhagen's flyers in [[other days]], and in the header text for [[Revenge of the King]]. Also used to title the [[Secret Collect.]] box in [[video games]] and various parts of [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]]. It is also the font for the "Score" text in the [[Taser the Gnome Game]] in [[from work]]. It originated from the logo of the band [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:metallord.png|Sorry, Tragic Clown Dog.]]
|- id="Mister_Earl_BT"
| '''Mister Earl BT''' || Used on the Cobra-Pult box in an Easter egg of [[what I want]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mister Earl BT.PNG|Overqualified to play it?]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===N===
|- id="NOKIA_5110_FontSet"
| '''Nokia® 5110 FontSet''' || The font for the [[Block]] from [[other days]]. Also used in [[50K Racewalker]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:NOKIA 5110 FontSet.PNG|Please to be untieing that shoelace on the back of your head?]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===O===
|- id="OCR_B"
| '''OCR B''' || Used for the account number and name on the credit card from the [[Downloads]] page. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:OCRB.png|Pin:5675]]
|- id="Odessa"
| '''Odessa''' || The font for [[The Show]] and the current characters page. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:TheShowLogo.png|The Show!]]
|- id="Old_English_Text_MT"
| '''Old English Text MT''' || The font used on Strong Sad's box of memories in [[The Secrets That I Keep]]. Also in [[A Holiday Greeting]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Old English Text MT.PNG|fond reminiscences|280px]]
|- id="Old Towne No 536 EF Regular"
| '''Old Towne No 536 EF Regular''' || The font for the Strong Bad -show in the e-mail [[pizzaz]] Easter egg. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Old Towne.png|Here comes the Strong Bad!]].
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===P===
|- id="Papyrus"
| '''Papyrus''' || Used in [[myths & legends]] for the "Walking with Trogdor" logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:WalkingwithTrogdor.PNG|Take the virtual tour.|280px]]
|- id="Parade_Script"
| '''Parade Script''' || Found on the Pantsburg postcard in [[vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ParadeScript.png|Pants!]]
|- id="Park Avenue BT"
| '''Park Avenue BT''' || Appears in storyboards on [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Park Avenue BT.png|300px|How does he type with boxing gloves on?]]
|- id="Peanuts"
| '''Peanuts''' || A font made in the image of [[wikipedia:Charles_Schulz|Charles Schulz's]] lettering, it was used in the drawing of [[Coach Zed]] in [[do over]]. The image seen here is taken from [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:peanuts.png|I heart Flint]]
|- id="Phyllis"
| '''Phyllis''' || Used in an Easter egg in [[the facts]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Phyllis.png|Homestar Runner will be right right back]]
|- id="Pixie"
| '''Pixie''' || The other [[Old-Timey]], '30s font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:cankickinfont.png|Get kicking.|280px]]
|- id="Playbill"
| '''Playbill''' || The ''other'' other old-timey font, used for old-timey things such as Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders from [[2 emails]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Playbill_Font.png|Flavor Taste Style]]
|- id="Poor_Richard"
| '''Poor Richard''' || The cover font for [[Hundredaire Socialite]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:poorrichard.png|The brains behind Videlectrix|280px]]
|- id="Poornut"
| '''Poornut''' || A font used in the Hip Hop Dance video at the end of the [[New Boots]] short. Also seen on an Easter egg in [[rampage]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:pornhut.png|Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?]]
|- id="Porky.27s"
| '''Porky's''' || Used in the "technical difficulties" screen in Strong Bad's email [[pizzaz]] and [[Fall Float Parade]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sbemail_pizzaz_porkysfont.png|Hang in there!]]
|- id="Potrzebie"
|'''Potrzebie''' || The font used in the new stuff bubble on the [[Main Pages]], though the version of the font that's available for download doesn't have many punctuation marks, like the apostrophe. Also used for the [[Store]] button on [[Main Page 22]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:newsbemail.png|Everyone's favorite sight!]]
|- id="PT_Banana_Split"
| '''PT Banana Split''' || The "Baked Beans" sign above Homsar's collection bucket in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PT banana split.PNG]]
|- id="PT_Karolla_Narrow_Black"
|'''PT Karolla Narrow Black''' || The font for the sign on the door of Marshmallow's Last Stand. (image mirrored) ||style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PTKarolla.png|Ohh.. I think I ate'a too many marshmallows...]]
|- id="Pump_Demi_Bold_LET"
| '''Pump Demi Bold LET''' || Used for the title and credits in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] as well as the logo on Homestar's clock. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pump demi bold.PNG|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===Q===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===R===
|- id="Rage_Italic_LET"
| '''Rage Italic LET''' || The logo font of Stookley's, the makers of [[Hundredaire Socialite]]. Also used for [[take-a-break.exe]] and for the title "A Month" in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:rageitaliclet.png|H.S. out on the scene.]]
|- id="Ravie"
| '''Ravie''' || Used to title [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:JumpingJackTitle.PNG|200px|A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|- id="Rockwell_Condensed"
| '''Rockwell Condensed''' || Day and time during "Stink's Reach" promo in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Rockwell Condensed.PNG|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===S===
|- id="Screwtop_Light"
| '''Screwtop Light''' || The font for the second counter on [[Strong Bad]]'s float in [[Fall Float Parade]], the subtitle of "Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum" in [[pizzaz]], and on various [[scoreboard]]s. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Screwtop Light.png|Nunchucking Snowmen]]
|- id="Script_Bold_MT"
| '''Script Bold MT''' || The text on the leaf in the beginning of [[Fall Float Parade]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Script Bold MT.png|The FTst annual Fall Float Parade.]]
|- id="Sevenet_7"
| '''Sevenet 7''' || The font on the [[Pom Pilot]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sevenet7.png|internet, solitaire, and the ladies]]
|- id="Shelley_Script_Allegro"
| '''Shelley Script Allegro''' || Used for the body of Strong Sad's letter in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:StrongSadNoteExcerpt.png|Yeah he does.]]
|- id="Showcard_Gothic"
| '''Showcard Gothic''' || The font used for The Cheat's "TITO" hat in [[part-time job]]. Also used on the "PAY PLUS!" text in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:showcardgothic.png|An undersea epic?]]
|- id="SignPainter_HouseSlant_Font"
| '''SignPainter HouseSlant Font''' || "Strong Bad's" in "Strong Bad's Message Bored" (Message and Bored are not fonts). Also seen on the back of the Homsar T-Shirt. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SignPainter HouseSlant Font.PNG|Ugh, I'm So '''Bored'''!]]

|- id="Snap_ITC"
| '''Snap ITC''' || The font used in the "How Come?" text in [[space program]] and on the Dry T-Shirt Contest flyer in [[bottom 10]]. Also used on Marzipan's invitation in the beginning of [[The Luau]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Snap.png|280px|How Come?]]
|- id="Space_Toaster"
| '''Space Toaster''' || The font used on the "Cat Mess" bag in the email, [[lady fan]]. Also used on the subtitle ''"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows"'' in [[haircut]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Space_toaster.gif|Arts 'n' crafts with Marzipan]]
|- id="Stencil_BT"
| '''Stencil BT''' || The font used on the [[Heavy Lourde]]. Also used on various crates, boxes, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], and [[Jail]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Stencil_BT_Sample.png|Heavy falling weight type thing, yo.]]
|- id="Sydnie"
| '''Sydnie''' || Used for [[Thy Dungeonman]] and [[Thy Dungeonman II]]. Also makes a brief appearance in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] and was the font for the [[Corpy NT6]] in [[from work]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sydnie.PNG|You can't get ye flask!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===T===
|- id="Team_MT"
| '''Team MT''' || The font used for the motto "Buy all our playsets and toys!!" in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Team_MT_Sample.png|Weekdays at 4:30|230px]]
|- id="ThereSignHead1"
| '''ThereSignHead1''' || The font used on the back button in [[Fall Float Parade]] and the connect the dots puzzle in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ThereSignHead1.png]]
|- id="ThereSignHead3"
| '''ThereSignHead3''' || The font used for the buttons on Mrs. Bennedetto in [[part-time job]]. Also used for the subtitles in Homsar's television show, [[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]], that appears during the Strong Bad Email [[for kids]] and the bumper for "Dartmouth" in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:theresignhead3.png|Yeah, buddy. I have muscles.]]
|- id="Tiranti_Solid"
| '''Tiranti Solid''' || Used for introductory and ancillary text in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] and for the newspaper titles in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:MrShmallowFontSample.png|Look lively!]]
|- id="Times_New_Roman"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Times New Roman|Times New Roman]]''' || Used for the text of the "[[Dreamaway Johnny]]" flyers in [[part-time job]], as one of the fonts used by Strong Bad's "girlfriends" in [[sugarbob]], and in the Stinko Man credits in [[japanese cartoon]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:timesnewroman.png|Act Three|280px]]
|- id="Traffic_Type_Sweden_D"
| '''Traffic Type Sweden D''' || Used for the small header tabs at the top of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Traffic Type Sweden D.png|Big toons.]]
|- id="Trebuchet_MS"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Trebuchet MS|Trebuchet MS]]''' || Used for the text throughout [[The King of Town DVD Old Version]] and as the day-of-the-week titles in Strong Bad's calendar in [[other days]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:EndFromOriginalKOT.png|Doo-hoo-hoo!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===U===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===V===
|- id="VOY_DOT_LCD"
| '''VOY DOT LCD''' || The font used on [[The Paper]] and in [[Everybody to the Limit]]. Also used in [[pizzaz]] and [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:VOY DOT LCD.png|Preeeeow!|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===W===
|- id="Webdings"
| '''Webdings''' || The font in Marzipan's instant message in [[marzipan]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:don't decode this.png|I hope you didn't decode this.|280px]]
|- id="Westminster"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Westminster (typeface)|Westminster]]''' || Used extensively throughout the site, but best known for being the [[Tandy 400]] font. Also used for [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] version numbers, [[caffeine]], [[the facts]], and [[technology]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Westminster.png|Ah, the old Tandy.|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===X===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===Y===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===Z===
|}
{{incomplete list}}

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[[Category:Lists]]

The Battle of Strong Badia

2007-06-29T03:28:28Z

Ten Ten: Trim empty <caption>, tag ordering

{| align=right cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width=250 class="toccolours" style="float: right; clear: both; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 90%; border-spacing: 2px;"
|-
! cellpadding=2 align="center" colspan="2" style="background: lightblue; text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; font-size: 110%;" | The Battle of Strong Badia
|-
| cellpadding=2 align="center" colspan="2" style="text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; font-size: 84%;" | [[Image:homestarmy.png|210px]] The Homestarmy advances into Strong Badia
|- valign=top
| '''Appearance'''
| [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[army]]"
|- valign=top
| '''Date'''
| January 5, 2004
|- valign=top
| '''Location'''
| [[Strong Badia]]
|- valign=top
| '''Result'''
| Strong Badian victory
|- valign=top
| '''[[Wikipedia:Casus belli|Casus belli]]'''
| [[The Battle of Strong Badia#Why it Happened|See above]]
|-
! cellpadding=2 align="center" colspan="2" style="background: lightblue; text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; font-size: 110%;" | Combatants
|-
! [[Homestarmy]]
! [[Strong Badia]]
|-
! cellpadding=2 align="center" colspan="2" style="background: lightblue; text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; font-size: 110%;" | Commanders
|- style="text-align:center; font-size: 100%;"
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| [[Strong Bad]]
|-
! cellpadding=2 align="center" colspan="2" style="background: lightblue; text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; font-size: 110%;" | Strength
|- style="text-align:center; font-size: 100%;"
| Five (one deserted)
| Three
|-
! cellpadding=2 align="center" colspan="2" style="background: lightblue; text-align: center; vertical-align: middle; font-size: 110%;" | Casulties
|- style="text-align:center; font-size: 110%;"
| [[Frank Bennedetto]]
| None
|-
|}
'''The Battle of Strong Badia''' was a conflict between the [[Homestarmy]] and [[Strong Badia]], depicted in the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[army]]".

==Why it Happened==
[[Image:goodminton.png|thumb|left|Prelude to invasion]]
[[Homestar Runner|Colonel Homestar Runner]] was driven to embark upon a campaign to invade and capture Strong Badia because he was tired of Strong Bad stealing the show (or as Homestar himself put it, because he was "sick and tired of playing second fiddle to a two-bit [[Wrestleman]] and his [[The Cheat|yellow dog]]"). To aid his cause, he recruited [[Homsar]], [[Strong Sad]], the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] and Third-Style Private [[Frank Bennedetto]], and proceeded to march upon the encampment of the Brothers Strong.

==Summary of Events==

It is a bitter irony that Homestar's urge to win was what defeated him. Attempting to bolster his forces, Colonel Homestar tried to recruit [[Strong Bad]], giving him warning of the impending invasion. Were it not for this error, Strong Bad may never have found out about the planned attack until it was too late, and Strong Badia might have fallen. As it happened, Homestar's mistake enabled Strong Bad to send his commando [[Firebert]] to spy upon the Homestarmy's planning meeting, enabling him and [[Strong Mad]] to be prepared for the invasion.

The battle lasted about ten seconds before it was canceled by Colonel Homestar so that Strong Bad and Strong Mad could play [[badminton]]. Homsar, unfortunately, deserted approximately three seconds into it, or simply didn't notice that they had reached their destination as his "helmet" was covering his eyes. The Homestarmy was forced to retreat (Colonel Homestar commented they were "in over [their] heads"); after Strong Sad exhorted the troops to "hold the line", Private Bennedetto was nearly slain by a kick from Strong Bad's foot when he remained in enemy territory. The Brothers Strong emerged victorious and went on to wonder how to play badminton.

Since this defeat, the Homestarmy has only been seen in action twice, making sure that no one did any work on [[Labor Dabor|Labor Day]], and attemting to recruit troops in [[Strong Bad Email #172|more armies]]. The limited accounts of the Labor Day campaign indicate they had some success in this endeavor, although they appeared to have scared away their only taker at their most recent activity.

[[Category:Homestarmy]]
[[Category:Strong Badia|Battle of Strong Badia]]
[[Category:Events]]

Quote of the Week Character Heads

2007-06-29T03:24:55Z

Ten Ten: /* Permanent Character Heads */ Tag ordering

These are the '''character heads''' embedded in the [[Quote of the Week]] Flash file. Note that not all of these have been used since the Quote of the Week format changed to include them. Homestar Runner's and Marzipan's eyes blink, just as they do in toons.

==Permanent Character Heads==
These are character heads of main characters, which are permanently left in the swf and often reused.
<gallery>
Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|<center>[[Homestar Runner]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-06-07|07 Jun 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Bad]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 3 - strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Sad]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-18|18 Jan 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|<center>[[Bubs]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-11|11 Jan 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|<center>[[Coach Z]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|08 Dec 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Marzipan]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-17|17 May 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|<center>[[The King of Town]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-08|08 Mar 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 8 - strong mad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Mad]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-11|11 May 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|<center>[[Homsar]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-11-25|25 Nov 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 10 - marshie.PNG|<center>[[Marshie]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-10-20|20 Oct 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|<center>[[Senor Cardgage]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-04-27|27 Apr 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG|<center>[[Cheerleader]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-15|15 Feb 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 13 - so and so.PNG|<center>[[So and So]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 14 - whats her face.PNG|<center>[[What's Her Face]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-11-09|09 Nov 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 15 - the ugly one.PNG|<center>[[The Ugly One]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-06-14|14 Jun 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG|<center>[[Stinkoman]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-03|03 May 2007]]'' </center>
Image:qod 17 - 1up.PNG|<center>[[1-Up]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|<center>[[Gunhaver]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|15 Mar 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 19 - fightgar.PNG|<center>[[Fightgar]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 20 - silent rip.PNG|<center>[[Silent Rip]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 21 - crackotage.PNG|<center>[[Crackotage]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-02-27|27 Feb 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 22 - reynold.PNG|<center>[[Reynold]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-09-15|15 Sep 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG|<center>[[Blue Laser Commander]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-12|12 Apr 2007]]''</center>
Image:qod 24 - eh steve.PNG|<center>[[Eh! Steve!]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>[[Doreauxgard]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG |<center>[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-11-17|17 Nov 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG|<center>[[The Homestar Runner]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-11-30|30 Nov 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Sickly Sam]] ''Last used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-09-22|22 Sep 2005]]''</center>
Image:qod 29 - 1936 marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Old-Timey Marzipan]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 30 - 1936 coach z.PNG|<center>[[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] '''Unused'''</center>
</gallery>

==Temporary Character Heads==
These are character heads of minor characters, which are added to the swf when in use and then removed.
<gallery>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>[[The Geddup Noise]] ''Used [[Quote_of_the_Week#QW-2005-09-29|29 Sep 05]]''</center>
Image:qod_horriblepainting.PNG|<center>[[Horrible Painting]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-10-06|06 Oct 05]]''</center>
Image:qod_dumple.png|<center>[[The Jolly Dumple]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-09|09 Feb 06]]''</center>
Image:qod 34 - small mouth.PNG|<center>Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-05-18|18 May 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG|<center>Shirtless [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-07-20|20 Jul 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|<center>[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-07-27|27 Jul 2006]]''</center>
Image:Meltshake.png|<center>[[Minor Foods|Melt Shake]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-09-07|07 Sep 2006]]''</center>
Image:Qow_vidguys.png|<center>[[Videlectrix|Videlectrix guys]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]''</center>
Image:qod 39 - kingbubs.png|<center>[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-08|8 Feb 2007]]''</center>
Image:Taranchulaqod.PNG|<center>[[Taranchula]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]''</center>
Image:Whalehead.PNG|<center>[[Drive-Thru Whale]] ''Used [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-05|5 Apr 2007]]''</center>
</gallery>

[[Category: Regular Updates]]

The Denzel

2007-06-29T03:21:18Z

Ten Ten: I think that was the given spelling

[[Image:Thedenzel.png|thumb|How would The Cheat sleep without him?]]

'''The Denzel''' is a "security item" that [[The Cheat]] sleeps with. According to [[Strong Bad]], The Denzel is a "grodalated" old sponge covered in bandages. The Cheat has needed The Denzel ever since watching a "shock-you-mentary" about [[Wikipedia:Gingivitis|gingivitis]] which scared him into insomnia. The Cheat likes to curl up with The Denzel and a nice glass of [[Suudsu]] while hearing a bedtime story from Strong Bad. It is a reference to the movie ''[[IMDB:0328107|Man on Fire]]'', where Dakota Fanning's character has a "security item", a teddy bear that she names for Denzel Washington's character.

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[bedtime story]]

[[Category:Toys]]

User:Ten Ten

2007-06-29T03:19:13Z

Ten Ten: /* The Ratio */ I need to pay better attention next time.

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I'm a super great person. Yeah. My super great abilities include bummin', haulin', truckin', Kaffeequatsch-in', writing HTML (Priest level), JavaScripting (Still just a monk...),Dos-ing (just a trainee monk...), and...um...being...super great? Sure.
<blockquote class="lappy email" style="width: 750px">
<div>Subject:Random crap</div>
==People who are good people==
[[User:Loafing|Loafing]] is a good person. He has bread in his name.
[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] is also a good person. He agrees with me all the times.
[[User:Biomouse|Biomouse]] is '''not''' in a coma. He knows the times.

==All Bout Me==
Nobody really cares about this part. 'Cept for [http://www.freewebs.com/thehrnavigator this part].

Seriously, who reads those?

==What I did for the Wiki==

*Creating the [[Action Cool 5]] article.
*Basically rewriting [[Blue Laser]].
*Reviving [[Coach Z Ale]].
*Creating the template {{[[Template:halloweennav|halloweennav]]}}.
*Creating the [[DOS]] article.
*Completely revamping [[Strong Bad's Technology]] and [[Left Handedness]].
*Slightly revamping [[Vector Field]].
*Doing almost the entire easter egg section for [[senior prom]].
*Doing [[The Cheat Theme Song Visuals]]. That was a lot of work.
*[[Pseudocharacters]]. My biggest individual success.
*Transcribing [[Field Day intro]].
*Transcribing [[One Two, One Two]].
*Identifying and rectifying the [[Talk:Main Page#The navbox promblem|navbox issue]].
*25 successful articles.
*1 successful template.

==Me and the H*R==
My first, favorite, and still beloved email was [[japanese cartoon]]. I have never, and probably will never, laugh as hard again. Seriously, I tipped over backwards. Some of my favorite other toons and such are Bug in Mouth Disease and TGS Issue 9.

Thats about it. I'm not really that interesting.
...
Yeah.

==What kinda stuff I do 'round Here==
*WAAAAY too much RC work.
*Gnome stuff.
*Making minor articles.
*Rewriting bigger articles when I can (Mainly Cheat Commandos ones).
*Taking on stubs (my biggest job).
*Quite possibly the only active code validator currently...validating. Right now.

==Things I want/have==
*I, like probably every user on this wiki, wants one of [[HRWiki:Barnstars|these]]. I don't see why anyone wouldn't want to be recognized for being a good person.

*Another thing I'd like is some talky talk on my [[User talk:Ten Ten|talk page]], which I don't have because I cleared it all a while ago when I was angry at everybody for stupid reasons. Regardless of that, please leave a post, just for whatever.

*Something I have is...um...nothing tangible. But I have all my good work, my 15 validated signatures, and 9 or so proofread articles, so I'm happy with that.

==The Ratio==
Observe the ratio, please.

Articles given no chance : Articles given chance then deleted : Articles given no chance but NOT deleted
[[Wrestling|1]] : [[The Cheat's Privileges|1]] : [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner Universe|1]] [[Catch Phrases|2]] [[LELLOWTAPE|3]] [[Malapropisms|4]]

Therefore, the overall ratio is {1:1:4}.

==Subtitles==
[[Image:Stinkoman_Credits.png|thumb|125px|10 x 10.]]
===Subtitle list===
*[[Subtitles:tgs9/en|TGS 9]]
*[[Subtitles:seasonalsweaters/en|Seasonal Sweaters]]
*[[Subtitles:pqtrailer/en|Peasant's Quest Preview]]
*[[Subtitles:fieldday/de|Field Day Intro (de)]]

That's about it. I ^no longer lack any interesting [[User:Ten Ten/Article list|subpages]], so just leave a note on my talk page if you need to get in contact with me.

Unsincerely,
Ten x 101
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User:Ten Ten

2007-06-29T03:18:02Z

Ten Ten: /* The Ratio */

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<blockquote class="lappy email" style="width: 750px">
<div>Subject:Random crap</div>
==People who are good people==
[[User:Loafing|Loafing]] is a good person. He has bread in his name.
[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] is also a good person. He agrees with me all the times.
[[User:Biomouse|Biomouse]] is '''not''' in a coma. He knows the times.

==All Bout Me==
Nobody really cares about this part. 'Cept for [http://www.freewebs.com/thehrnavigator this part].

Seriously, who reads those?

==What I did for the Wiki==

*Creating the [[Action Cool 5]] article.
*Basically rewriting [[Blue Laser]].
*Reviving [[Coach Z Ale]].
*Creating the template {{[[Template:halloweennav|halloweennav]]}}.
*Creating the [[DOS]] article.
*Completely revamping [[Strong Bad's Technology]] and [[Left Handedness]].
*Slightly revamping [[Vector Field]].
*Doing almost the entire easter egg section for [[senior prom]].
*Doing [[The Cheat Theme Song Visuals]]. That was a lot of work.
*[[Pseudocharacters]]. My biggest individual success.
*Transcribing [[Field Day intro]].
*Transcribing [[One Two, One Two]].
*Identifying and rectifying the [[Talk:Main Page#The navbox promblem|navbox issue]].
*25 successful articles.
*1 successful template.

==Me and the H*R==
My first, favorite, and still beloved email was [[japanese cartoon]]. I have never, and probably will never, laugh as hard again. Seriously, I tipped over backwards. Some of my favorite other toons and such are Bug in Mouth Disease and TGS Issue 9.

Thats about it. I'm not really that interesting.
...
Yeah.

==What kinda stuff I do 'round Here==
*WAAAAY too much RC work.
*Gnome stuff.
*Making minor articles.
*Rewriting bigger articles when I can (Mainly Cheat Commandos ones).
*Taking on stubs (my biggest job).
*Quite possibly the only active code validator currently...validating. Right now.

==Things I want/have==
*I, like probably every user on this wiki, wants one of [[HRWiki:Barnstars|these]]. I don't see why anyone wouldn't want to be recognized for being a good person.

*Another thing I'd like is some talky talk on my [[User talk:Ten Ten|talk page]], which I don't have because I cleared it all a while ago when I was angry at everybody for stupid reasons. Regardless of that, please leave a post, just for whatever.

*Something I have is...um...nothing tangible. But I have all my good work, my 15 validated signatures, and 9 or so proofread articles, so I'm happy with that.

==The Ratio==
Observe the ratio, please.

Articles given no chance : Articles given chance then deleted : Articles given no chance but NOT deleted
[[Wrestling|1]] : 0 : [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner Universe|1]] [[Catch Phrases|2]] [[LELLOWTAPE|3]] [[Malapropisms|4]] [[The Cheat's Privileges|5]]

Therefore, the overall ratio is {1:0:5}.

==Subtitles==
[[Image:Stinkoman_Credits.png|thumb|125px|10 x 10.]]
===Subtitle list===
*[[Subtitles:tgs9/en|TGS 9]]
*[[Subtitles:seasonalsweaters/en|Seasonal Sweaters]]
*[[Subtitles:pqtrailer/en|Peasant's Quest Preview]]
*[[Subtitles:fieldday/de|Field Day Intro (de)]]

That's about it. I ^no longer lack any interesting [[User:Ten Ten/Article list|subpages]], so just leave a note on my talk page if you need to get in contact with me.

Unsincerely,
Ten x 101
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User:Ten Ten

2007-06-29T03:16:32Z

Ten Ten: /* The Ratio */ That appears to have fixed it...

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I'm a super great person. Yeah. My super great abilities include bummin', haulin', truckin', Kaffeequatsch-in', writing HTML (Priest level), JavaScripting (Still just a monk...),Dos-ing (just a trainee monk...), and...um...being...super great? Sure.
<blockquote class="lappy email" style="width: 750px">
<div>Subject:Random crap</div>
==People who are good people==
[[User:Loafing|Loafing]] is a good person. He has bread in his name.
[[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] is also a good person. He agrees with me all the times.
[[User:Biomouse|Biomouse]] is '''not''' in a coma. He knows the times.

==All Bout Me==
Nobody really cares about this part. 'Cept for [http://www.freewebs.com/thehrnavigator this part].

Seriously, who reads those?

==What I did for the Wiki==

*Creating the [[Action Cool 5]] article.
*Basically rewriting [[Blue Laser]].
*Reviving [[Coach Z Ale]].
*Creating the template {{[[Template:halloweennav|halloweennav]]}}.
*Creating the [[DOS]] article.
*Completely revamping [[Strong Bad's Technology]] and [[Left Handedness]].
*Slightly revamping [[Vector Field]].
*Doing almost the entire easter egg section for [[senior prom]].
*Doing [[The Cheat Theme Song Visuals]]. That was a lot of work.
*[[Pseudocharacters]]. My biggest individual success.
*Transcribing [[Field Day intro]].
*Transcribing [[One Two, One Two]].
*Identifying and rectifying the [[Talk:Main Page#The navbox promblem|navbox issue]].
*25 successful articles.
*1 successful template.

==Me and the H*R==
My first, favorite, and still beloved email was [[japanese cartoon]]. I have never, and probably will never, laugh as hard again. Seriously, I tipped over backwards. Some of my favorite other toons and such are Bug in Mouth Disease and TGS Issue 9.

Thats about it. I'm not really that interesting.
...
Yeah.

==What kinda stuff I do 'round Here==
*WAAAAY too much RC work.
*Gnome stuff.
*Making minor articles.
*Rewriting bigger articles when I can (Mainly Cheat Commandos ones).
*Taking on stubs (my biggest job).
*Quite possibly the only active code validator currently...validating. Right now.

==Things I want/have==
*I, like probably every user on this wiki, wants one of [[HRWiki:Barnstars|these]]. I don't see why anyone wouldn't want to be recognized for being a good person.

*Another thing I'd like is some talky talk on my [[User talk:Ten Ten|talk page]], which I don't have because I cleared it all a while ago when I was angry at everybody for stupid reasons. Regardless of that, please leave a post, just for whatever.

*Something I have is...um...nothing tangible. But I have all my good work, my 15 validated signatures, and 9 or so proofread articles, so I'm happy with that.

==The Ratio==
Observe the ratio, please.

Articles given no chance : Articles given chance then deleted : Articles given no chance but NOT deleted
[[Wrestling|1]] : [[The Cheat's Privileges|1]] (more than likely) : [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner Universe|1]] [[Catch Phrases|2]] [[LELLOWTAPE|3]] [[Malapropisms|4]]

Therefore, the overall ratio is {1:1:4}.

==Subtitles==
[[Image:Stinkoman_Credits.png|thumb|125px|10 x 10.]]
===Subtitle list===
*[[Subtitles:tgs9/en|TGS 9]]
*[[Subtitles:seasonalsweaters/en|Seasonal Sweaters]]
*[[Subtitles:pqtrailer/en|Peasant's Quest Preview]]
*[[Subtitles:fieldday/de|Field Day Intro (de)]]

That's about it. I ^no longer lack any interesting [[User:Ten Ten/Article list|subpages]], so just leave a note on my talk page if you need to get in contact with me.

Unsincerely,
Ten x 101
</blockquote>

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Talk:Swears

2007-06-29T01:27:39Z

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|[[Image:Warning.png|30px|Offensive content]]
|'''Warning''': This shouldn't surprise you, since the purpose of this talk page is to discuss an article about swears, but language that may be considered offensive by some readers follows. Only mature, professional handling of the subject matter will be allowed.
|} 

==Delete?==

<s>This information is only loosely related and really not that important.</s> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:59, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Well, it has appeared quite a lot. I think it should stay. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:00, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::yeah. if it had only 2 or 3 apperances, I'd under stand, but it has 8+ references. That's why I created it. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] 23:04, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::<s>No, it really doesn't have that many appearances, because none of these items are that similar, and a lot of them are just abbreviations and such.</s> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:04, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, most of these are not cusses to most people, many are common everyday speech. AOnly a few, like the Commandoes, are really intentional uses of cussing for humor. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:07, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Everyday speech or not, it's still cussing. And only [[Commandos in the Classroom|CitC]] and [[no loafing]] only mention about cussing, the rest have references to cussing. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] 23:16, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::I agree with deletion. This just isn't an outstanding topic... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I don't care for this page. Swears don't bother me, it's just that keeping track of specific words that characters say (''unless'' it's a running gag; which swearing isn't) just doesn't fly with me. I could be contradicting myself, though. Maybe there are some articles that I would like deleted given this reasoning. Or then again, maybe not. Totally don't want a list of characters who use superlatives... or prepositions... —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:58, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I now think it's a worthy topic. TBC have stated that they don't put swearing on the site, ''except'' sometimes they do. This is notable. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:02, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== If we're gonna keep this ==

And now we're gonna censor this? We have a page where we can't even discuss the subject matter? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:06, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Another point for deletion. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:07, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::Agreed. If this page can't exist in an uncensored form on this wiki, then it doesn't belong at all. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:08, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::What's weird is that all the cuss words were censored except for "damn." Weird. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] 23:13, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Roy, it had hope, but I hope you see it's flawed. We can't have a page with the f word and the a word, per our standards. And if they are censored properly it ruins this. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:16, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Okay, "Maq," so we can't have a and f up there, but it's ruined if it's censored. Hmmmm... God, I don't want my page that I made the first draft of, one of my few major contributions, so I guess we'll just have to...sigh. I don't know. It's just hard to decide. I guess we have no choice to delete it, unless we bend the rules and leave a and f or ruin it and go ahead and censor it. [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] (In a hurry so no time thingy thing.)
::::::This page ''is'' kind of interesting, but I would only support an uncensored version. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:27, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Com's right. This is data, and if it's on Homestar Runner, we can use it. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:39, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
If we're gonna keep this, it should ''not'' be censored, but it should be limited to material found only on H*R.com (not the interviews (except for the relevant part in the introduction)). I have come to realize that this page has factual merit, given TBC's attitude expressed in the introduction. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:49, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Dot com, why'd you delete DorianGray's comment? That seems rude. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:51, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::He didn't. He just moved it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:54, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::While I question the use of this article, I feel that censoring the profanities aren't needed. However, use of the word f*** was unneeded in the article. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 03:09, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== Title ==

I'm not entirely sold on the utility of this page, but if we're going to have it could we at least give it a name that doesn't sound so juvenile ("Mom, Billy made a swear!")? My vote is for [[Profanity]]. Concerning the above discussion, I'm against censoring this page. The warning at the top is ample. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 23:56, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:The reason I moved it is because TBC in interviews have consistently used the word "swears" ("But when we get our sketch comedy show, dude, there’s going to be so many swears!"), and even in things like [[cheat talk]]. Plus, it's kinda funny. BTW, I think they only called it "cussing" in [[Commandos in the Classroom]] so they could make the "cuss-mando" joke. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:01, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
I still vote for keeping, uncensoring, and "Profanity". {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:03, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:While I feel that this should be delorted, if we are going to keep this, I would rather that the title be Profanity instead of Swears. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:20, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
::Meh, "Profanity" sounds so formal and stuffy. "Swears" fits the mood better, methinks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:26, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Yeah, you don't really hear teens today using Profanity. Actually, it's more of "cursing." We should make the title that. Cursing sounds better than swears and cussing, and ''way'' better than Profanity. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
::::Do you have something against the TBC term? If not, then we should leave the title like it is. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:35, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
Definitely. I'm up for moving it to that. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:21, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:Well yeah, but profanity sounds more encyclopedic. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:27, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
::But "swears" sounds more H*R. More examples: "Tomkins made a '''swear'''!", "Why I can even '''swear''' a cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper biscuits." — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:52, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:::I see your point (and my bad for not noting the TBCism). Taking that into consideration, I'm fine with whatever everybody else decides. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 03:29, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:I agree. The title of this article is really embarrassing. [[User:Qduk|Qduk]] 16:38, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

::::Couldn't we just begin the article with "'''Profanity''', or '''Swears'''... I think that would be good. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 12:34, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

:::::I think the current introduction (in which Matt says "swears" and is followed up with "swearing") is just fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:17, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::Okay—I just think that the actual word should come before what TBC calls it. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:18, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== What about the place? ==

Since words like "Hella, and Helluva" are considered swears, I added the one where old timey Strong Bad says "oh noes i've died and gone to hell".
:Not to be Correction [[Dan]], but it's actually, '''Curses'''! iv'e died and gone to hell!" — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:Actually, it's not really considered a swear if used to refer to the place. I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I agree, used in the right context it shouldn't be considered a swear, except in the case of their using the context as an ''excuse'' to swear. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:37, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Dorian is right. The place is not a swear. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:38, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Guess if we can't use the place, we might not be able to use [[Strong Sad|Strong Sad's]] curse in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]: "...if you get it wrong, you get eternal damnation..." — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]

== Crap ==

What is that doing on the list? I know crap is almost like "s---" but crap is not a curse word all that much.
:Actually, it is. It's what's known in linguistics as a permissible expletive (or something along those lines). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:44, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

== Possible swearing in flashback ==

:''[[flashback]]- After losing the ten-step footrace, The Homestar Runner responds by saying "WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${}". Random symbols usually mean censored swearing.''

Disagree. I know that things like %^#$^@# are used to censor swears, but it's not being used for that in this case.

Random symbols are used to censor words ''in'' the sentence. These symbols have been ''attatched'' to the ??!!?, with no space between them. This suggests that this is an exaggeration often used on the Internet of an overuse of exclamation points. I'm talking about things like !!!!!!!11111, !!!!!111!1!11one!!1, and !!!!!fortyfive!!11!1omgwtfbbq111. Using random characters after a long string of exclamation points and question marks is just a cousin to these.

Secondly, you don't see a hint of Homestar opening his mouth to utter curses in the animation. There's no audio censorship either. Where is the swearing coming from?

This is what I would consider acceptable to say that Homestar was swearing:
*&,:;%${} WHAT??!!?
*WHAT &,:;%${}??!!?
*WHAT??!!?  &,:;%${}!!
*WHAT??!!?  &,:;%${} (even though the final exclamation doesn't end in an exclamation point, I would accept it if there were a space in there.)

What we are considering is none of the above. Again, the random symbols are ''attached'' to the ??!!?. It makes no sense to put censored swears there. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:54, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

:<s>Agree. (Args pending BazookaJoes args.)</s> Switching to neutral for now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:56, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
::I agree, not to disagree. I always took it like that. I mean, I think it should stay. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:31, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:Agreed... Err, with the disagreement... By which I mean I disagree with the fact. It's obviously a relative of "T3H 1337 Sp33Kx0rz!!~!~@~!!#~!!1!!11@`2!eleventyfive!". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:12, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
::Agree with BazookaJoe. Disagree with the fact. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:35, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:::don't know if my input matters, but i agree with the fact. --{{User:Collin/sig}} 01:44, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

== Yearbook signing- rhts ==

In the [[Yearbook Character Page]] on the autograph signing part, strong bad says RHTS meaning "raise hell this summer" and since lmao is mentioned, does anyone else think this may have a place on the page?--{{User:Collin/sig}} 02:30, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

It could be raise ''heck'' this Summer.

== To do ==

Organize the list in chronological order and by toon category (SBEmails separate from toons and games). {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 01:50, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

== sbemail: the bird ==

how about the sbemail "the bird" its all about giving the finger... which isnt really SAYING a swear. but it definatly is considered profanity and gets blurred out on TV. and it would go against TBC thing of keeping the site clean.
[[User:Del Taco?|Del Taco?]] 20:15, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
:Sounds good. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:48, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
::Hmmm, I'm not sure on this one. It's a bit of a gray area. The email itself is about giving the finger, but Strong Bad never specifically mentions "the middle finger," so he's not giving kids any instruction on how to "give somebody the finger," and none of the characters in said email actually did it properly: Strong Bad can't do it because of his boxing gloves (even if he says he can), Homestar can't do it properly given his lack of (or at least invisible) hands, and Pom Pom only has one "finger" (his entire hand)... there's really no objectionable content in the email at all, save for the reference to "the finger" or "the bird," and I don't think, taken alone, such a reference constitutes anything objectionable. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 04:01, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

== Pervert? ==

Is this considered a swear? Or is it just a rude thing to say? It was said by The Baby Lady in Peasan't Quest if you ask her about Naked Ned. ''[[User:Maggot Man|Maggot Man]] ''([[User talk:Maggot Man|talk]]) 19:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)''
:Yeah, pervert's not really a swear... Just an insult, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Well, it's a bad word kind of like Prick. --{{User:the thing/sig}} 19:39, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::I would disagree with you, The thing. It's a word with a cache, but not a "bad" word in the same category as your other example, which in some contexts is a "bad" word, as it names an unmentionable piece of anatomy. "Pervert" merely describes a person with socially unacceptable sexual principles and behaviors. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:41, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

== autobiography ==

*I've noticed that there isn't a mention of [[autobiography]] on this page. Strong Bad doesn't actually say a swear word on the "Words I Probably Said" tape, but it is implied, as Strong Bad does have to fast-forward. Is it worth adding that to this page? [[User:Frickinsellout|Frickinsellout]] 09:26, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

:Are you refering to the "the Deke accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a—" part? If so, I don't think we could really guess what he called him. He might as well said "a crap for brains" which is already covered under [[Crap]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:57, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

== Do we really have to mention "butt"? ==

I hardly consider "butt" a swearword. I mean, 5-year-olds say "butt." I think we're only supporting the ridiculous existance of the [[Wikipedia:Euphemism_treadmill#The_.22euphemism_treadmill.22|euphemism treadmill]] here by mentioning a relatively non-offensive word in an article about swearwords. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 03:55, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:Where do we say "butt"? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Under See Also:. ''In addition to the above, the words "crap" and "butt" both appear frequently.'' ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 04:03, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Ah... Personally, I don't see a need to mention either of those, but I'm okay with keeping "crap" on there, as it has a (pretty massive) page. "Butt", on the other hand, is so minor a word it doesn't even need to be mentioned. You'd have to be some kinda freak to be offended by "butt". (No offense to anyone who is. You're still weird, though.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Dorian, thanks ''so'' much for calling my grandmother a freak. My grandmother happens to be a very nice old lady. (This is a joke, I'm not really ticked off. ;-) ) But just so you know, I've observed that it is a bit of a generation thing: the older people are more likely to be offended by "butt" (and likewise with "crap" and "freaking"). That's my two cents. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:15, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::Not to mention that "butt" can be used in many different ways (the original meaning was "end"):
:::::*End/edge butt (something I learned in Tech Ed.)
:::::*Cigarrette butt
:::::*Rifle butt
:::::*Etc.
:::::Anyways, we shouldn't mention "butt". ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 12:52, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
::::::Even though it is considered a bona fide swear at my aunt and uncle's house, I don't think it belongs on this page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:20, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Heh. My grandparents have no problem with "butt." In fact, I've heard my grandmother use said word on many occasions. I honestly can't see how anyone would consider "butt" a swearword. It's just a synonym for "rear end," after all. And of course, you have things like [[Wikipedia:Butt joint|butt joints]], etc. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 01:50, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

== "Sucks"? ==

I'm not sure what others' thoughts are on this, but I generally consider "sucks" a vulgar word; I'm not offended by it, but I was surprised by its presence in a couple places on the site, probably on roughly the same level as "hella." Should it also be mentioned? {{unsigned|LuigiHann|20:40, 19 July 2006 (UTC)}}
:I wouldn't consider it vulgar enough to be listed here or considered a swear. {{User:Salty/sig}} 20:51, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
::Interestingly, the phrase used to be considered ''extremely'' vulgar, but over the years it has progressed on the [[Wikipedia:Dysphemism#The "dysphemism treadmill"|dysphemism treadmill]] to the point that it is acceptable even in mainstream contexts. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:46, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

==alternate universe==

Shouldn't we add the part where Strong bad says "flippin' off rainbows" from sbemail 150? (it's in the song) {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 02:24, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

:Where's the swear? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:47, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

::If [[the bird]] is in this list, [[alternate universe]] should be too. Or they can both be removed; it's fine with me. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 02:49, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
:::I suppose it falls into the "implied" category. Sigh... (you can guess I'm not fond of it, but it is acceptable for the page). {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:52, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
::::So... want me to add it?

== Do you think it's better without Swearing except for Crap? ==

I do, because i sick of cartoons that ''aren't'' cartoons, if you get my meaning?
Well? [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 02:14, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

:I don't think I get your meaning. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:13, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

well, what i'm trying to say is that cartoons are meant to be enjoyable for any age, not to filled with swearing,gore, etc. That's what i think.
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:02, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
:Well, I agree that a large part of the charm of H*R is that it's funny without resorting to typical devices other animated entertainments rely on for shock laughs, such as potty language and excessive violent imagery. That said, I don't necessarily feel that a cartoon (for example, South park) which does employ potty language and extreme violence in its humor is less good, just different. In other words, I see it less as an issue of quality an an issue of broadest audience. So it's not "better", but it's quite an accomplishment that the 12 year olds and the old geezers like me alike can enjoy this and not be subjected to imagery or dialogue which might be seen as inappropriate. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:07, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
::I think it's better because it's much easier to be "funny" with swearing. The fact that H*R can be at times, hillarious without vulgarity... to the extent of swearing or cursing... proves that TBC are very intelligent.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:09, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
:::But that logic would suggest that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are not as intelligent, when in fact it's pretty clear from their work they're geniuses (as are TBC). They use a different set of rules and tools than TBC, so it's different, but does it necessarily mean TBC are more intelligent than TP+MS? It's like comparing apples and chainsaws, their approaches differ too vastly to effectively compare. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:12, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
::::I prefer this way of doing things, the without swearing way, because all it does is enable people of younger ages to enjoy the content. {{User:Salty/sig}} 23:20, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
This talk page is about the upkeep of the wiki article. May I recommend our companion [http://forum.hrwiki.org/ forum] for discussion of the subject itself. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:27, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
:While you are of course correct, I can also see an argument for exploring the utility of swears in animation as essential to the understanding of why both this page and its contents exist. Are the swears and swear-like items we document here to be seen as a deviation from the standards we've come to expect from TBC? Are they intentional references to the tradition in modern animation of employing naughty words for comic effect? Are they not references at all, but ''instances'' of the use of naughty words for comic effect? Yes, a generic discussion of whether SP or H*R is better because of the extent of the use of swearing is Forum fodder, but other points are, IMO, germane to the upkeep of this page. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:57, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
::I feel like I oughtn't, but since Qermaq opened the discussion loophole again briefly, I'll jump in. I hesitate at the first question there, Qermaq, which hints at the perennial has-H*R-jumped-the-shark questions that come up often and are almost always unanswerable and unnecessary. One interesting thing you hint at, though, is that the significance of this page is not the way they ''don't'' swear, but the way they represent, replace, or suggest swears. Which suggests questions of the history of doing so in other cartoon genres, like [[old comics|comic strips]]. Which gets back to Nik's starting supposition: although technically what defines a cartoon is that it's animated instead of filmed, you identify an assumption that they're intended for, or at least suitable [[for kids|for, kids]]. (And the previous two links could be taken as H*R weighing in with meta-commentary on its own role in these dynamics.) Which of course leads to the question of ''why'' we connect cartoons with kids—what about their origins, political cartoons, etc.—by which point it's ''definitely'' ready for the forum. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:15, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

==Space Program==

In [[space program]], Strong Bad says "we spent all our money on this ''kick awesome'' logo". This could be a reference to kick ass, but, it's another one of those that might not really be nessicary to include. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 00:50, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

==Fo' Shizzle?==

<blockquote>...Another one reads, "SB is the shizzle", which in this context means "Strong Bad is the shit".</blockquote>

I think that one's being read a bit too much into. We can't be sure of his context, he may have just thought "shizzle" is a funny word, and didn't realize it is sometimes attributed to profanity. In fact, Wikipedia gives the meaning of shizzle as "...rap slang word for 'sure'", which is also the general meaning that I have understood in the past. Though the context of "Strong Bad is the sure" admittedly does not make sense, it seems to me that this comment is simply an abstract comment of "Strong Bad is the shizzle" without the "meaning" of shizzle being obviously clear, if there in fact is one. In short, I think we're reading much too much into a word that doesn't have a specific meaning. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 02:47, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:See [http://izzle.urbanup.com/625718 izzle.urbanup.com/625718]. "Fo' shizzle" means "for sure", but any other use of "shizzle" means "shit". In this case "SB is the shizzle" makes sense, as calling someone "the shit" is an (admittedly weird) way of saying that they're good or cool. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:59, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::I understand where you're coming from, but my problem with it is other quotes such as "[[Parsnips A Plenty#Easter Eggs|Curses! I've gone to Hell! How unfortunate!]]". In this context, that would mean "Curses! I've been damned! How unfortunate!". However since they didn't choose to use the swear word, it doesn't constitute a swear word any more than "freaking" or "dang". {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:54, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::I disagree. I think they meant it. Even if they didn't, though, it's still notable that that's what it ''can'' mean. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:04, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

== TBC/Others Swearing? ==

Should this article cover TBC and other people connected to H*R swearing? TBC swore in a couple of interviews, and the end of [[Ballad of the Sneak#Commentary Transcript|the BOTS commentary]] is vulgar. Suggestions? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 01:03, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:I personally don't think so. This article is about swearing and references to swearing on H*R.com. It's really not notable that they swear in real life, as (given their humor) they don't seem like the kind of people who wouldn't. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:25, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::Yes, but we should include swears in commentaries. Those are still part of the H*R universe, even though they are somewhat removed.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:55, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Part of the H*R body of work, perhaps, but not part of the H*R universe. ;) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::::You're right. They sometimes cross over though, when one of the characters suddenly joins in ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:35, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:Is "pissed off" a swear? I don't think so. It might be less than Grandma-and-Grandpa's-house etiquette, but that's not what defines a swear. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:10, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::It's listed as vulgar slang in most dictionaries. I don't know whether that actually answers your question. I would tend to think that it ''is'' a mild swear, given that it is censored on TV (more so in the past) and has a permissable form ("ticked off"). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:::According to m-w.com, a swearword is vulgar or profane. Vulgarity is essentially lower-class speech (which is relative to your class); profanity is language that insults one's belief of what's right and wrong in the world (which is relative to your beliefs). BTW, "pissed off" is condidered "sometimes vulgar" by m-w. Of course, dictionaries merely chronicle usage, and as such should not be seen as prescriptive, so multiple sources should be consulted. It remains that "pissed off"'s swear-ness may or may not have a concensus among lexicographers. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:52, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::::"Pissed off" comes from the root "piss", which is unacceptable in any circumstance (at least for me). ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 03:02, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

== [[trevor the vampire]] ==

Alright. I hate to challange one of the most-used examples of profanity on H*R.com, but why do you guys automatically assume that Strong Bad was going to say "what the f**k"? He could have just as well said "what the freak", which would be covered under [[Freakin']]. Peoples? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:21, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
:I posed the same question long ago, either in talk someplace or in a edit summary. The response I got was that "freak" didn't make any sense. Wish I could find that conversation. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:27, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
::<s>Wikipedia's entry on "[[Wikipedia:WTF|WTF]]" says that "freak" is just as likely. Hmmm... ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:31, 28 August 2006 (UTC)</s>
:::Wait... nevermind. But it is still just as likely. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:33, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Nothing else makes as much sense as F*** (unless, maybe, it's some odd-spelling variant, like what my friends use. Fark, fawk, fook, and so forth). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::In ''your'' opinion. Look at how many times Strong Bad has used the word "[[Freakin'|freakin']]". Does the situation here merit that he would say "f**k"? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:46, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::Mu, first off, of course it's his opinion, this is a talk page. Second, while he has said "freak" a lot, he has never said it after "What the". What the crap, just plain what the, but never "What the freak". So "freak"'s suddenly no likelier than any other f word, after all. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:52, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

== KF'nC ==

I personally think that the KF'nC basket should be listed here, but I wanted to get other people's opinions first.

I think it's quite likely that the "f'n" stands for f***in'. After all, if it was KFreakinC or KFrigginC, TBC would most likely just call it KFreakinC... {{User:Raised by Coffee/sig}} 18:16, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

:Doesn't F stands for "fried"? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 20:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
::Maybe the F does stand for freakin', but KFreakinC doesn't look as good as KF'nC. To me it's too speculative. And yes F does stand for Fried. [[Wikipedia:KFC|Kentucky Fried Chicken]]. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 21:22, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

== British swears ==

Do we really need to censor the british word for male genetalia? In my experience it tends to be used at a similar (possibly slightly higher) level of profanity than crap, and is also mentioned in the article for [[sb email 22]] -- [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 15:42, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
:Which word are you talking about, and where is it being censored? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:38, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::He's talking about bullocks. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:41, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::Ok, censor was probably the wrong word, but the question still stands, dont really want to change this without at least some agreement to attempt to avoid any offence [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 22:00, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:::It's not really censored anyway. All people have to do is hover their mouse over 'English slang term' and see 'Wikipedia:Bollocks' magically appear underneath their mouse pointer. I'm British, yet I'm not offended by the word. I've heard much worse. There's a warning on the top of the article anyway so I can't see why it should be 'censored'. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 22:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

== "Screw All Y'all!" ==

Should we include that? because "Screw" is slang for "f**k" - [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:Actually, both are slang for "copulate". But I don't think "screw" in this context rises to "swear" level. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:15, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
::I agree — it's too mild, and I think that "screw you" is used by plenty of people who aren't consciously substituting it for something else. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:22, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
:::yes, it just means mess them up. if Nintendo are allowed to give Samus a screw attack, this should be acceptable.

==Ass==
I understand many people think that Ass is a terrible word, but over here in the UK, it's hardly a swear at all. It's in the same boat as hell. Does this still count? --[[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 17:54, 7 October 2006
:As the Brothers Chaps aren't in the UK, yes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Well, "ass" is hardly a swear on the level of many others on this side of the pond, either. "Asshole" is a pretty offensive word, though. "Smartass" and "horse's ass" - not so much swears as mild insults, but they do contain "ass", and as such are crude to many. Thing is, what's a swear to me might not be a swear to another person, it's a bit relative. Anyway, to address one point you made, if there's a difference between UK and US reasoning in any given case here, we normally default to the US thinking as H*R's a US-based website. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:04, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
:::And yet, "Bugger" merits a PG rating in the UK, but it's G material here. --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 03:00, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

== Think I found two more ==

In the email [[different town]], Strong Sad says "Calm down, spaz!". Doesn't this shorten to "spastic", which is sometimes considered politically incorrect?

Also, in [[Shopping for Danger]], Gunhaver says "screw with the weather!", which is a variant of f**k. Am I right? (I'm probably not, but meh) -[[User:Jimmy91|Jimmy91]] 20:15, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
:I have never heard of anyone finding "spaz" insulting, and "screw with the weather" just means "mess the weather up weird". --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:"Spastic" might be insulting, but is not a swear. And "screw" is a more acceptable term than the one you allude to, so it's not a "variation" at even swearness. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:21, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
:'''Edit Conflict'd:''' "Spaz" is indeed short for "spastic" [http://m-w.com/dictionary/spaz], but I don't think it's a swear. An indirect insult of disabled people probably, but not a swear.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:23, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Gunhaver could still have said "f**k with the weather", though, couldn't he? I mean, if H*R.com was M-rated. It would mean the same thing. -[[User:Jimmy91|Jimmy91]] 18:38, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
:Both would mean "mess the weather up weird", yes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Homestar Talker on Second games Menu ==

On the Second Games Menu, the description for Homestar Talker is: "Homestar says the darndest things. You want to make him swear, don't you? Shame on you! Call your mother!" or something like that, but it mentions swearing. --[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 15:39, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
:I went ahead and added it. Next time, feel free to go ahead and edit the article yourself. (If you're concerned about getting the formatting right, just do your best and someone will help you fix it.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:03, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

== I Swear That This Is Not What The Article Is About ==

I always assumed that the swears listed on the article are meant to be curses, not oaths. This would mean that "honest to God" should not be listed here.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:27, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
:I concur. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 22:33, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
::I agree as well. Sure, an oath is ONE definition of a Swear. But this article is about the curses used (or almost used) on H*R, profanity, not oath's. Perhaps this article would better be suited as "Curses" instead as it's title? --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 22:57, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
:::"Swears" is more the TBC term, though. See also [[Talk:Swears#Title]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::What you call it is merely personal preference since it can mean more than one thing. But obviously what it DOES mean for this page is profanity type usage. Therefore, it doesn't change the fact that "honest to God" seems inapropriate for this page. So the page can remain as Swears, but maybe a disclaimer for what definition of it at the top of the page? Makes sense to me. --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:41, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
:::I agree. "Honest to God" is not a swear the page's sense of the word. I'm removing it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:46, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
::::I agree with this thread. Since the phrase in question was literally a swear, I felt it deserved a hearing on the talk page before being removed. There does not need to be an additional disclaimer; this talk page does the job fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:31, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
::I think there DOES need to be a disclaimer. Why? Because it would shoot down something immediately if it didn't meet the criteria the page is looking for. Let's say somebody else comes to the page wanting to put something on there that meets the definition of Swear, but the wrong one. Another oath or something similar. Now, MAYBE they'll see this on the talk page. Or MAYBE we'll have to go through another discussion on the talk page. OR! We could have this nice little message that tells you that this page is for Swears that meet this definition: etc. So they know right away that it's geared towards profanity. But what do I know? I'm just making total sense here. --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:43, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
:::Nah. Consensus was reached here. If such oaths are posted, we can remove and point to this talk. No need to clutter the page, and everything's easily removable with adequate explanation. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:49, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
::Exactly when was Consensus reached? When one person shot down the idea? Sure you count as two but I don't see how a single line (which is what the disclaimer would be) constitutes as "cluttering the page." I don't mean to make a big deal out of it, but I think it makes perfect sense.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:00, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
:::The consensus reached that I was describing was that oaths need not appear on this article, not that a disclaimer is or is not necessary. My post was using the clear consensus on this talk that oaths don't belong here as an argument against needing a disclaimer, as we can simply refer to this consensus when reverting any oaths added. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:23, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
::Ok, I understand what your saying now. I didn't before because of the finality in your statement. "Nah, Consensus was reached... end of discussion," is how I took it. I mean, the only arguement I made above yours was about the disclaimer. However, I still think it would save valuable time in some respects if that consensus was just right there in a single line on the page. I mean, then people already know. Or we can wait until they just post something that is an oath and say "That doesn't go there because it doesn't meet the right criteria --- read this" and post a link to this discussion, or however you decide to do it. I mean, if the disclaimer was there they'd already know. And if they did it anyway, just say "read disclaimer." I mean that IS what the page is about right? Profanity type swears. Gesturing included (such as giving the finger). --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:37, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

== The reason I tried moving this to "Vulgarism" ==

Why I did that is because I've never heard of such thing as a non-verbal swear, if the finger counts as one. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 01:12, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
:Hmmm, good point. Maybe [[Vulgarisms]] would be a good choice.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:18, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
::This has already been [[#Title|discussed before]]. We have called it Swears because it's kinda funny and because it's a term TBC use themselves. Incidentally, if you really wanted to be a strict grammarian, "swear" is a verb but not a noun. Good thing we don't all the times have to be; I am all up ons leaving this article right where it is. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:07, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

==A Strong Profanity?==

Whats the "Strong Profanity" or whatever, that it talks about in the green box? --{{User:Jangles5150/sig}} 20:28, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
:Look under Peasant's Quest. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:47, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

== Just a comment on the warning ==

I think we need to switch back to the more official, less Homestar related warning. Yes, it's more boring, and yes, we ARE the Homestar Runner Wiki and it makes sense to have Homestar Runner themed templates, but this one seems more like an appearance or a joke than an official warning. Therefore, we'll probably get people (read: kids) reading it who aren't supposed to/don't want to. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:42, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

== CANNOT be validated ==
I discovered that, on the page, the following code is present in the green alert box:
<blockquote> <nowiki>
<div style="margin: 0 auto; background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 

CERTAIN AUDIENCES
 BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST
 
IT BE RATED

</nowiki></blockquote>
Now, if you can sort through this, anyone with knowledge of HTML can see that something is wrong: a block level tag, , is inside another block level tag, <div>. This is not something I can simply overwrite; WikiMedia's code automatically installs a paragraph element. I have discovered no way to remove it. If it is truly irremovable, the only valid solution is to make an image of the warning label and upload it. If, however, someone else knows how to rectify this, please do so. I'd appreciate it greatly.{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 01:02, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
:Well, I got it to validate, though the code is certainly sloppy. However, I don't know how else to fix it, so it'll have to do.{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 01:27, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Swears

2007-06-29T01:26:44Z

Ten Ten: It's messy, but I fixed it.

<div style="margin: 0 auto; background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR ''CERTAIN'' AUDIENCES BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST 
 
IT BE RATED
{| cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:none; border:1px #FFF solid; margin:0 auto; color:white"
|-
| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | PG-13
| style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | ILLEGAL PONYFIGHTS, SEVERE CUSSING, INCLUDING ONE ''VERY'' STRONG PROFANITY
|}
 READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED</div> 

[[Image:Failureposter.PNG|thumb|200px|"And this one talks about cussing..."]]

{|
|-
| style="background:#F2F2F2;border:1px #CCC solid;padding:1.5em" | ''From the [[Tastes Like Chicken Interview]]:''

'''INTERVIEWER:''' But what are the reasons behind keeping the site ad-free and making it clean enough for kids to view?
:...
'''MIKE:''' It’s really just more of our style, too. It wasn’t a super hard decision to make. We probably would have been doing it like this anyway. We’ve always leaned toward the more subtle type of humor, as opposed to over-the-top.

'''MATT:''' But when we get our sketch comedy show, dude, there’s going to be so many swears!
|}

Even given this attitude, there have been many examples of various degrees of '''swearing''' on the website, both stated and implied.

==Appearances==
*'''[[Hairstyle Runner]]''' — One of the heads in the gallery is titled "smartass".
*'''[[Old Characters Page]]''' — [[Bubs]]'s description says that he makes "a helluva sno-cone".
*'''[[Second Games Menu|Second]]''' and '''[[Third Games Menu]]''' — The titlebar for both pages reads, in part, "for the whole damn family!" Also, on the Second Games Menu, the description for the [[Homestar Talker]] reads, "Homestar says the darndest things. You want to make him swear don't you? Shame on you. Call your mother."
*'''[[Secret Pages#Other Animations|Homestar's Yearbook]]''' — Homestar states, "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it."
*'''[[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes|In Search of the Yello Dello]]''' — The first deleted scene's description mentions that it was deleted because of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar's]] "foul mouth". The foul language was most likely the phrase "freakin' duck".
**According to its description, the secret deleted scene had to be revised because of [[Marzipan]] swearing, even though there's no evidence of her using foul language in the scene.
*Email '''[[trevor the vampire]]''' — Strong Bad types "What the f" before he interrupts himself.
*Email '''[[the bird]]''' — Strong Bad, Pom Pom and Homestar all supposedly give "[[Wikipedia:Finger (gesture)|the finger]]" gesture, even though none have [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible fingers]].
*Email '''[[sugarbob]]''' — One of Strong Bad's instant messages contains the word "[[Internet Slang|lmao]]", which means "laughing my ass off." Another one reads, "SB is the shizzle", which in this context means "Strong Bad is the shit".
*Email '''[[sb_email 22]]''' — Strong Bad edits the phrase "Thank You" to "Nevermind the Bullocks", a misspelling of an [[Wikipedia:Bollocks|English slang term]] for male genitalia which could offend the English audience, if not relevant to their American counterparts.
*In '''[[Strong Sad's Lament]]''' one of his emotions is "the frig?" as in "what the frig?"
*Email '''[[comic]]''' — In an Easter egg, one of the records visibly displays the phrase "You Stupid Asshole." This was later censored in [[strongbad_email.exe]], but remains uncensored on HomestarRunner.com.
*Email '''[[cheat talk]]''' — In an Easter egg, the announcer translates one of [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] phrases as "Check it out, this is going to be great. Just say 'Screw all y'all!'" (a direct reference to [[sb email 22]]), then adds "And now on to Lesson 2: All the swears."
*'''[[TROGDOR!]]''' — If downloaded and viewed in Flash, entering the Konami Code garners the phrase "Hot damn, you got it right!" in the output box.
*'''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]''' — [[Cheerleader]] thinks her elephant head is "hella tight."
*Email '''[[no loafing]]''' — Strong Bad says one of his posters (with the caption "Failure is not a 4-letter word") talks about cussing.
*'''[[Peasant's Quest]]''' — Typing "What the fuck" yields the response, "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
*'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]''' — Thinking that he had been given the cold shoulder after asking for a seven-letter word, Homestar asks for a four-letters word for censoring a cuss word, which ends up being "beep."
*'''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]''' — The girls react to Tompkins's comment, "Heck, I'm taller than you," by shouting "TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!"
*'''[[Commandos in the Classroom]]''' —
**[[Pony Fights 2]] is rated PG-13 for "Severe cussing and ''very'' illegal pony fights."
**[[Reynold]] attempts to "swear a cuss", then says "diaper biscuits", causing the rest of the Commandos to laugh at him.
**When Reynold says "I might as well go home and get teen pregnant", [[Gunhaver]] calls him a "Cheat Cuss-mando."
*Email '''[[lady fan]]''' — Marzipan calls Strong Bad a "horse's twees". Homestar first used the word "twees" to refer to Strong Bad's butt, also calling it "your buttweesimo", so we can surmise that Marzipan meant "horse's ass", a common insult.
*'''[[Kid Speedy]]''' — One of the items that causes Kid Speedy to lose all his speed is "@!?#!", a term often used in comic strips to represent swearing.
*Email '''[[alternate universe]]''' — Strong Bad says he's been "flippin' off rainbows".
*'''[[Strongest Man in the World]]''' — After a very angry string of bubbles from [[Pom Pom]], a shocked Homestar asks him to "tone down the language".
*'''[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]''' — The acronym "WTPF" (What the pfargtl?) is used as a substitute for the acronym "WTF".



== See Also ==
*In addition to the above, the word "[[crap]]" is often used as a swear word.

[[Category:Lists]]

User:Isaac Smith

2007-06-29T01:14:46Z

Ten Ten: /* About Me */ Minor, minor fix

==User Page?==

This is definitely my user page. I'm pretty sure....

==About Me==

{{userboxtop}}
{{userbox|border=#AAA|mainbkgd=#EEF|codebkgd=#CCC|codecolor=#000000| code='''STUFF'''|msg=This user likes to vote on '''[[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Isaac Smith|Wikipedia]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:firebert_army.png|45px]]|msg=This user also thinks '''[[Firebert]]''' is not a good '''[[Cheat Commandos|Commando]]''' name.}}
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|}

Okay. I think that I have 99% proven that this is my user page. At the top it says, "Editing User:Isaac Smith." And, since I'm rather obviously not editing my physical person, I figure that I must be editing the user page. So, I'll go on and write about me, which is what I assume that I am supposed to be writing about. (This is under the heading "About Me," and not, "Is this actually my user page?" after all.)

Back to buisness. About me. I actually feel like I'm being rather redundant here, because I have that whole userbox tower thing that tells you just about everything about me. But, if you don't want to read the whole thing, I guess that I should explain myself to you.

My name is Isaac Smith. I have an extremely creative user name, do I not? For some reason, I was under the impression that your user name had to be your real name. I was wrong there, I can tell you that. Because I've seen some pretty not name-like usernames. I'm 15 and a half, and my parents won't let my have my permit. So I'm not too happy about that. What is the fun of being 15 and a half if you can't half-drive? I can tell you, I haven't figured that out yet.

My IP has been blocked before. I think it's supposed to be blocked now, because somebody (I'm still trying to find out who) got on a computer here and created an inappropriate username. I won't say what that is, because I don't want to get double-banned. Or even just single-banned. I can tell you, however, that the username was far from appropriate. I'm glad to be back on the wiki, however.

I think that I've told you plenty about me, now. Any other questions, put it on my talk page, or look at my userbox.

==Favorite Toons==
*'''[[Drive-Thru]]'''
**Okay. This is most definitely my favorite toon. The randomness is amazing. What could be better than an invisible drive-thru? I can't think of anything. Perhaps beef stew.....
*Ah, I'm going to give up for now. I'm just too lazy.

User:Raised by Coffee/sig

2007-06-29T01:04:36Z

Ten Ten: to

[[User:Raised_by_Coffee|Raised by Coffee]] [[Image:Rbcsig.png]] [[User talk:Raised_by_Coffee|AAaAaa]][[Special:Contributions/Raised_by_Coffee|AaaAAa]]

Talk:Swears

2007-06-29T01:02:20Z

Ten Ten: Invalid: Can't fix it

{| style="border: 1px solid #C0C090; background-color: #F8EABA; margin-bottom: 3px; width: auto; border-spacing: 3px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto"
|-
|[[Image:Warning.png|30px|Offensive content]]
|'''Warning''': This shouldn't surprise you, since the purpose of this talk page is to discuss an article about swears, but language that may be considered offensive by some readers follows. Only mature, professional handling of the subject matter will be allowed.
|} 

==Delete?==

<s>This information is only loosely related and really not that important.</s> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:59, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Well, it has appeared quite a lot. I think it should stay. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:00, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::yeah. if it had only 2 or 3 apperances, I'd under stand, but it has 8+ references. That's why I created it. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] 23:04, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::<s>No, it really doesn't have that many appearances, because none of these items are that similar, and a lot of them are just abbreviations and such.</s> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:04, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, most of these are not cusses to most people, many are common everyday speech. AOnly a few, like the Commandoes, are really intentional uses of cussing for humor. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:07, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Everyday speech or not, it's still cussing. And only [[Commandos in the Classroom|CitC]] and [[no loafing]] only mention about cussing, the rest have references to cussing. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] 23:16, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::I agree with deletion. This just isn't an outstanding topic... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I don't care for this page. Swears don't bother me, it's just that keeping track of specific words that characters say (''unless'' it's a running gag; which swearing isn't) just doesn't fly with me. I could be contradicting myself, though. Maybe there are some articles that I would like deleted given this reasoning. Or then again, maybe not. Totally don't want a list of characters who use superlatives... or prepositions... —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:58, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I no
w think it's a worthy topic. TBC have stated that they don't put swearing on the site, ''except'' sometimes they do. This is notable. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:02, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== If we're gonna keep this ==

And now we're gonna censor this? We have a page where we can't even discuss the subject matter? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:06, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Another point for deletion. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:07, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::Agreed. If this page can't exist in an uncensored form on this wiki, then it doesn't belong at all. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:08, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::What's weird is that all the cuss words were censored except for "damn." Weird. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] 23:13, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Roy, it had hope, but I hope you see it's flawed. We can't have a page with the f word and the a word, per our standards. And if they are censored properly it ruins this. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:16, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Okay, "Maq," so we can't have a and f up there, but it's ruined if it's censored. Hmmmm... God, I don't want my page that I made the first draft of, one of my few major contributions, so I guess we'll just have to...sigh. I don't know. It's just hard to decide. I guess we have no choice to delete it, unless we bend the rules and leave a and f or ruin it and go ahead and censor it. [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] (In a hurry so no time thingy thing.)
::::::This page ''is'' kind of interesting, but I would only support an uncensored version. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:27, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Com's right. This is data, and if it's on Homestar Runner, we can use it. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:39, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
If we're gonna keep this, it should ''not'' be censored, but it should be limited to material found only on H*R.com (not the interviews (except for the relevant part in the introduction)). I have come to realize that this page has factual merit, given TBC's attitude expressed in the introduction. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:49, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Dot com, why'd you delete DorianGray's comment? That seems rude. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:51, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::He didn't. He just moved it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:54, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::While I question the use of this article, I feel that censoring the profanities aren't needed. However, use of the word f*** was unneeded in the article. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 03:09, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== Title ==

I'm not entirely sold on the utility of this page, but if we're going to have it could we at least give it a name that doesn't sound so juvenile ("Mom, Billy made a swear!")? My vote is for [[Profanity]]. Concerning the above discussion, I'm against censoring this page. The warning at the top is ample. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 23:56, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:The reason I moved it is because TBC in interviews have consistently used the word "swears" ("But when we get our sketch comedy show, dude, there’s going to be so many swears!"), and even in things like [[cheat talk]]. Plus, it's kinda funny. BTW, I think they only called it "cussing" in [[Commandos in the Classroom]] so they could make the "cuss-mando" joke. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:01, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
I still vote for keeping, uncensoring, and "Profanity". {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:03, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:While I feel that this should be delorted, if we are going to keep this, I would rather that the title be Profanity instead of Swears. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:20, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
::Meh, "Profanity" sounds so formal and stuffy. "Swears" fits the mood better, methinks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:26, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Yeah, you don't really hear teens today using Profanity. Actually, it's more of "cursing." We should make the title that. Cursing sounds better than swears and cussing, and ''way'' better than Profanity. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
::::Do you have something against the TBC term? If not, then we should leave the title like it is. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:35, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
Definitely. I'm up for moving it to that. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:21, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:Well yeah, but profanity sounds more encyclopedic. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:27, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
::But "swears" sounds more H*R. More examples: "Tomkins made a '''swear'''!", "Why I can even '''swear''' a cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper biscuits." — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:52, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:::I see your point (and my bad for not noting the TBCism). Taking that into consideration, I'm fine with whatever everybody else decides. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 03:29, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:I agree. The title of this article is really embarrassing. [[User:Qduk|Qduk]] 16:38, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

::::Couldn't we just begin the article with "'''Profanity''', or '''Swears'''... I think that would be good. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 12:34, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

:::::I think the current introduction (in which Matt says "swears" and is followed up with "swearing") is just fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:17, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::Okay—I just think that the actual word should come before what TBC calls it. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:18, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== What about the place? ==

Since words like "Hella, and Helluva" are considered swears, I added the one where old timey Strong Bad says "oh noes i've died and gone to hell".
:Not to be Correction [[Dan]], but it's actually, '''Curses'''! iv'e died and gone to hell!" — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:Actually, it's not really considered a swear if used to refer to the place. I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I agree, used in the right context it shouldn't be considered a swear, except in the case of their using the context as an ''excuse'' to swear. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:37, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Dorian is right. The place is not a swear. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:38, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Guess if we can't use the place, we might not be able to use [[Strong Sad|Strong Sad's]] curse in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]: "...if you get it wrong, you get eternal damnation..." — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]

== Crap ==

What is that doing on the list? I know crap is almost like "s---" but crap is not a curse word all that much.
:Actually, it is. It's what's known in linguistics as a permissible expletive (or something along those lines). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:44, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

== Possible swearing in flashback ==

:''[[flashback]]- After losing the ten-step footrace, The Homestar Runner responds by saying "WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${}". Random symbols usually mean censored swearing.''

Disagree. I know that things like %^#$^@# are used to censor swears, but it's not being used for that in this case.

Random symbols are used to censor words ''in'' the sentence. These symbols have been ''attatched'' to the ??!!?, with no space between them. This suggests that this is an exaggeration often used on the Internet of an overuse of exclamation points. I'm talking about things like !!!!!!!11111, !!!!!111!1!11one!!1, and !!!!!fortyfive!!11!1omgwtfbbq111. Using random characters after a long string of exclamation points and question marks is just a cousin to these.

Secondly, you don't see a hint of Homestar opening his mouth to utter curses in the animation. There's no audio censorship either. Where is the swearing coming from?

This is what I would consider acceptable to say that Homestar was swearing:
*&,:;%${} WHAT??!!?
*WHAT &,:;%${}??!!?
*WHAT??!!?  &,:;%${}!!
*WHAT??!!?  &,:;%${} (even though the final exclamation doesn't end in an exclamation point, I would accept it if there were a space in there.)

What we are considering is none of the above. Again, the random symbols are ''attached'' to the ??!!?. It makes no sense to put censored swears there. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:54, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

:<s>Agree. (Args pending BazookaJoes args.)</s> Switching to neutral for now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:56, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
::I agree, not to disagree. I always took it like that. I mean, I think it should stay. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:31, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:Agreed... Err, with the disagreement... By which I mean I disagree with the fact. It's obviously a relative of "T3H 1337 Sp33Kx0rz!!~!~@~!!#~!!1!!11@`2!eleventyfive!". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:12, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
::Agree with BazookaJoe. Disagree with the fact. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:35, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:::don't know if my input matters, but i agree with the fact. --{{User:Collin/sig}} 01:44, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

== Yearbook signing- rhts ==

In the [[Yearbook Character Page]] on the autograph signing part, strong bad says RHTS meaning "raise hell this summer" and since lmao is mentioned, does anyone else think this may have a place on the page?--{{User:Collin/sig}} 02:30, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

It could be raise ''heck'' this Summer.

== To do ==

Organize the list in chronological order and by toon category (SBEmails separate from toons and games). {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 01:50, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

== sbemail: the bird ==

how about the sbemail "the bird" its all about giving the finger... which isnt really SAYING a swear. but it definatly is considered profanity and gets blurred out on TV. and it would go against TBC thing of keeping the site clean.
[[User:Del Taco?|Del Taco?]] 20:15, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
:Sounds good. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:48, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
::Hmmm, I'm not sure on this one. It's a bit of a gray area. The email itself is about giving the finger, but Strong Bad never specifically mentions "the middle finger," so he's not giving kids any instruction on how to "give somebody the finger," and none of the characters in said email actually did it properly: Strong Bad can't do it because of his boxing gloves (even if he says he can), Homestar can't do it properly given his lack of (or at least invisible) hands, and Pom Pom only has one "finger" (his entire hand)... there's really no objectionable content in the email at all, save for the reference to "the finger" or "the bird," and I don't think, taken alone, such a reference constitutes anything objectionable. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 04:01, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

== Pervert? ==

Is this considered a swear? Or is it just a rude thing to say? It was said by The Baby Lady in Peasan't Quest if you ask her about Naked Ned. ''[[User:Maggot Man|Maggot Man]] ''([[User talk:Maggot Man|talk]]) 19:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)''
:Yeah, pervert's not really a swear... Just an insult, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Well, it's a bad word kind of like Prick. --{{User:the thing/sig}} 19:39, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::I would disagree with you, The thing. It's a word with a cache, but not a "bad" word in the same category as your other example, which in some contexts is a "bad" word, as it names an unmentionable piece of anatomy. "Pervert" merely describes a person with socially unacceptable sexual principles and behaviors. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:41, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

== autobiography ==

*I've noticed that there isn't a mention of [[autobiography]] on this page. Strong Bad doesn't actually say a swear word on the "Words I Probably Said" tape, but it is implied, as Strong Bad does have to fast-forward. Is it worth adding that to this page? [[User:Frickinsellout|Frickinsellout]] 09:26, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

:Are you refering to the "the Deke accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a—" part? If so, I don't think we could really guess what he called him. He might as well said "a crap for brains" which is already covered under [[Crap]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:57, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

== Do we really have to mention "butt"? ==

I hardly consider "butt" a swearword. I mean, 5-year-olds say "butt." I think we're only supporting the ridiculous existance of the [[Wikipedia:Euphemism_treadmill#The_.22euphemism_treadmill.22|euphemism treadmill]] here by mentioning a relatively non-offensive word in an article about swearwords. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 03:55, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:Where do we say "butt"? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Under See Also:. ''In addition to the above, the words "crap" and "butt" both appear frequently.'' ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 04:03, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Ah... Personally, I don't see a need to mention either of those, but I'm okay with keeping "crap" on there, as it has a (pretty massive) page. "Butt", on the other hand, is so minor a word it doesn't even need to be mentioned. You'd have to be some kinda freak to be offended by "butt". (No offense to anyone who is. You're still weird, though.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Dorian, thanks ''so'' much for calling my grandmother a freak. My grandmother happens to be a very nice old lady. (This is a joke, I'm not really ticked off. ;-) ) But just so you know, I've observed that it is a bit of a generation thing: the older people are more likely to be offended by "butt" (and likewise with "crap" and "freaking"). That's my two cents. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:15, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::Not to mention that "butt" can be used in many different ways (the original meaning was "end"):
:::::*End/edge butt (something I learned in Tech Ed.)
:::::*Cigarrette butt
:::::*Rifle butt
:::::*Etc.
:::::Anyways, we shouldn't mention "butt". ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 12:52, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
::::::Even though it is considered a bona fide swear at my aunt and uncle's house, I don't think it belongs on this page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:20, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Heh. My grandparents have no problem with "butt." In fact, I've heard my grandmother use said word on many occasions. I honestly can't see how anyone would consider "butt" a swearword. It's just a synonym for "rear end," after all. And of course, you have things like [[Wikipedia:Butt joint|butt joints]], etc. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 01:50, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

== "Sucks"? ==

I'm not sure what others' thoughts are on this, but I generally consider "sucks" a vulgar word; I'm not offended by it, but I was surprised by its presence in a couple places on the site, probably on roughly the same level as "hella." Should it also be mentioned? {{unsigned|LuigiHann|20:40, 19 July 2006 (UTC)}}
:I wouldn't consider it vulgar enough to be listed here or considered a swear. {{User:Salty/sig}} 20:51, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
::Interestingly, the phrase used to be considered ''extremely'' vulgar, but over the years it has progressed on the [[Wikipedia:Dysphemism#The "dysphemism treadmill"|dysphemism treadmill]] to the point that it is acceptable even in mainstream contexts. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:46, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

==alternate universe==

Shouldn't we add the part where Strong bad says "flippin' off rainbows" from sbemail 150? (it's in the song) {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 02:24, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

:Where's the swear? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:47, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

::If [[the bird]] is in this list, [[alternate universe]] should be too. Or they can both be removed; it's fine with me. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 02:49, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
:::I suppose it falls into the "implied" category. Sigh... (you can guess I'm not fond of it, but it is acceptable for the page). {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:52, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
::::So... want me to add it?

== Do you think it's better without Swearing except for Crap? ==

I do, because i sick of cartoons that ''aren't'' cartoons, if you get my meaning?
Well? [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 02:14, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

:I don't think I get your meaning. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:13, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

well, what i'm trying to say is that cartoons are meant to be enjoyable for any age, not to filled with swearing,gore, etc. That's what i think.
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:02, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
:Well, I agree that a large part of the charm of H*R is that it's funny without resorting to typical devices other animated entertainments rely on for shock laughs, such as potty language and excessive violent imagery. That said, I don't necessarily feel that a cartoon (for example, South park) which does employ potty language and extreme violence in its humor is less good, just different. In other words, I see it less as an issue of quality an an issue of broadest audience. So it's not "better", but it's quite an accomplishment that the 12 year olds and the old geezers like me alike can enjoy this and not be subjected to imagery or dialogue which might be seen as inappropriate. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:07, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
::I think it's better because it's much easier to be "funny" with swearing. The fact that H*R can be at times, hillarious without vulgarity... to the extent of swearing or cursing... proves that TBC are very intelligent.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:09, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
:::But that logic would suggest that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are not as intelligent, when in fact it's pretty clear from their work they're geniuses (as are TBC). They use a different set of rules and tools than TBC, so it's different, but does it necessarily mean TBC are more intelligent than TP+MS? It's like comparing apples and chainsaws, their approaches differ too vastly to effectively compare. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:12, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
::::I prefer this way of doing things, the without swearing way, because all it does is enable people of younger ages to enjoy the content. {{User:Salty/sig}} 23:20, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
This talk page is about the upkeep of the wiki article. May I recommend our companion [http://forum.hrwiki.org/ forum] for discussion of the subject itself. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:27, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
:While you are of course correct, I can also see an argument for exploring the utility of swears in animation as essential to the understanding of why both this page and its contents exist. Are the swears and swear-like items we document here to be seen as a deviation from the standards we've come to expect from TBC? Are they intentional references to the tradition in modern animation of employing naughty words for comic effect? Are they not references at all, but ''instances'' of the use of naughty words for comic effect? Yes, a generic discussion of whether SP or H*R is better because of the extent of the use of swearing is Forum fodder, but other points are, IMO, germane to the upkeep of this page. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:57, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
::I feel like I oughtn't, but since Qermaq opened the discussion loophole again briefly, I'll jump in. I hesitate at the first question there, Qermaq, which hints at the perennial has-H*R-jumped-the-shark questions that come up often and are almost always unanswerable and unnecessary. One interesting thing you hint at, though, is that the significance of this page is not the way they ''don't'' swear, but the way they represent, replace, or suggest swears. Which suggests questions of the history of doing so in other cartoon genres, like [[old comics|comic strips]]. Which gets back to Nik's starting supposition: although technically what defines a cartoon is that it's animated instead of filmed, you identify an assumption that they're intended for, or at least suitable [[for kids|for, kids]]. (And the previous two links could be taken as H*R weighing in with meta-commentary on its own role in these dynamics.) Which of course leads to the question of ''why'' we connect cartoons with kids—what about their origins, political cartoons, etc.—by which point it's ''definitely'' ready for the forum. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:15, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

==Space Program==

In [[space program]], Strong Bad says "we spent all our money on this ''kick awesome'' logo". This could be a reference to kick ass, but, it's another one of those that might not really be nessicary to include. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 00:50, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

==Fo' Shizzle?==

<blockquote>...Another one reads, "SB is the shizzle", which in this context means "Strong Bad is the shit".</blockquote>

I think that one's being read a bit too much into. We can't be sure of his context, he may have just thought "shizzle" is a funny word, and didn't realize it is sometimes attributed to profanity. In fact, Wikipedia gives the meaning of shizzle as "...rap slang word for 'sure'", which is also the general meaning that I have understood in the past. Though the context of "Strong Bad is the sure" admittedly does not make sense, it seems to me that this comment is simply an abstract comment of "Strong Bad is the shizzle" without the "meaning" of shizzle being obviously clear, if there in fact is one. In short, I think we're reading much too much into a word that doesn't have a specific meaning. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 02:47, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:See [http://izzle.urbanup.com/625718 izzle.urbanup.com/625718]. "Fo' shizzle" means "for sure", but any other use of "shizzle" means "shit". In this case "SB is the shizzle" makes sense, as calling someone "the shit" is an (admittedly weird) way of saying that they're good or cool. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:59, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::I understand where you're coming from, but my problem with it is other quotes such as "[[Parsnips A Plenty#Easter Eggs|Curses! I've gone to Hell! How unfortunate!]]". In this context, that would mean "Curses! I've been damned! How unfortunate!". However since they didn't choose to use the swear word, it doesn't constitute a swear word any more than "freaking" or "dang". {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:54, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::I disagree. I think they meant it. Even if they didn't, though, it's still notable that that's what it ''can'' mean. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:04, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

== TBC/Others Swearing? ==

Should this article cover TBC and other people connected to H*R swearing? TBC swore in a couple of interviews, and the end of [[Ballad of the Sneak#Commentary Transcript|the BOTS commentary]] is vulgar. Suggestions? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 01:03, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:I personally don't think so. This article is about swearing and references to swearing on H*R.com. It's really not notable that they swear in real life, as (given their humor) they don't seem like the kind of people who wouldn't. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:25, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::Yes, but we should include swears in commentaries. Those are still part of the H*R universe, even though they are somewhat removed.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:55, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Part of the H*R body of work, perhaps, but not part of the H*R universe. ;) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::::You're right. They sometimes cross over though, when one of the characters suddenly joins in ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:35, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:Is "pissed off" a swear? I don't think so. It might be less than Grandma-and-Grandpa's-house etiquette, but that's not what defines a swear. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:10, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::It's listed as vulgar slang in most dictionaries. I don't know whether that actually answers your question. I would tend to think that it ''is'' a mild swear, given that it is censored on TV (more so in the past) and has a permissable form ("ticked off"). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:::According to m-w.com, a swearword is vulgar or profane. Vulgarity is essentially lower-class speech (which is relative to your class); profanity is language that insults one's belief of what's right and wrong in the world (which is relative to your beliefs). BTW, "pissed off" is condidered "sometimes vulgar" by m-w. Of course, dictionaries merely chronicle usage, and as such should not be seen as prescriptive, so multiple sources should be consulted. It remains that "pissed off"'s swear-ness may or may not have a concensus among lexicographers. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:52, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::::"Pissed off" comes from the root "piss", which is unacceptable in any circumstance (at least for me). ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 03:02, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

== [[trevor the vampire]] ==

Alright. I hate to challange one of the most-used examples of profanity on H*R.com, but why do you guys automatically assume that Strong Bad was going to say "what the f**k"? He could have just as well said "what the freak", which would be covered under [[Freakin']]. Peoples? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:21, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
:I posed the same question long ago, either in talk someplace or in a edit summary. The response I got was that "freak" didn't make any sense. Wish I could find that conversation. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:27, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
::<s>Wikipedia's entry on "[[Wikipedia:WTF|WTF]]" says that "freak" is just as likely. Hmmm... ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:31, 28 August 2006 (UTC)</s>
:::Wait... nevermind. But it is still just as likely. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:33, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Nothing else makes as much sense as F*** (unless, maybe, it's some odd-spelling variant, like what my friends use. Fark, fawk, fook, and so forth). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::In ''your'' opinion. Look at how many times Strong Bad has used the word "[[Freakin'|freakin']]". Does the situation here merit that he would say "f**k"? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:46, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::Mu, first off, of course it's his opinion, this is a talk page. Second, while he has said "freak" a lot, he has never said it after "What the". What the crap, just plain what the, but never "What the freak". So "freak"'s suddenly no likelier than any other f word, after all. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:52, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

== KF'nC ==

I personally think that the KF'nC basket should be listed here, but I wanted to get other people's opinions first.

I think it's quite likely that the "f'n" stands for f***in'. After all, if it was KFreakinC or KFrigginC, TBC would most likely just call it KFreakinC... {{User:Raised by Coffee/sig}} 18:16, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

:Doesn't F stands for "fried"? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 20:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
::Maybe the F does stand for freakin', but KFreakinC doesn't look as good as KF'nC. To me it's too speculative. And yes F does stand for Fried. [[Wikipedia:KFC|Kentucky Fried Chicken]]. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 21:22, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

== British swears ==

Do we really need to censor the british word for male genetalia? In my experience it tends to be used at a similar (possibly slightly higher) level of profanity than crap, and is also mentioned in the article for [[sb email 22]] -- [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 15:42, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
:Which word are you talking about, and where is it being censored? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:38, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::He's talking about bullocks. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:41, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::Ok, censor was probably the wrong word, but the question still stands, dont really want to change this without at least some agreement to attempt to avoid any offence [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 22:00, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:::It's not really censored anyway. All people have to do is hover their mouse over 'English slang term' and see 'Wikipedia:Bollocks' magically appear underneath their mouse pointer. I'm British, yet I'm not offended by the word. I've heard much worse. There's a warning on the top of the article anyway so I can't see why it should be 'censored'. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 22:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

== "Screw All Y'all!" ==

Should we include that? because "Screw" is slang for "f**k" - [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:Actually, both are slang for "copulate". But I don't think "screw" in this context rises to "swear" level. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:15, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
::I agree — it's too mild, and I think that "screw you" is used by plenty of people who aren't consciously substituting it for something else. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:22, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
:::yes, it just means mess them up. if Nintendo are allowed to give Samus a screw attack, this should be acceptable.

==Ass==
I understand many people think that Ass is a terrible word, but over here in the UK, it's hardly a swear at all. It's in the same boat as hell. Does this still count? --[[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 17:54, 7 October 2006
:As the Brothers Chaps aren't in the UK, yes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Well, "ass" is hardly a swear on the level of many others on this side of the pond, either. "Asshole" is a pretty offensive word, though. "Smartass" and "horse's ass" - not so much swears as mild insults, but they do contain "ass", and as such are crude to many. Thing is, what's a swear to me might not be a swear to another person, it's a bit relative. Anyway, to address one point you made, if there's a difference between UK and US reasoning in any given case here, we normally default to the US thinking as H*R's a US-based website. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:04, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
:::And yet, "Bugger" merits a PG rating in the UK, but it's G material here. --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 03:00, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

== Think I found two more ==

In the email [[different town]], Strong Sad says "Calm down, spaz!". Doesn't this shorten to "spastic", which is sometimes considered politically incorrect?

Also, in [[Shopping for Danger]], Gunhaver says "screw with the weather!", which is a variant of f**k. Am I right? (I'm probably not, but meh) -[[User:Jimmy91|Jimmy91]] 20:15, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
:I have never heard of anyone finding "spaz" insulting, and "screw with the weather" just means "mess the weather up weird". --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:"Spastic" might be insulting, but is not a swear. And "screw" is a more acceptable term than the one you allude to, so it's not a "variation" at even swearness. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:21, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
:'''Edit Conflict'd:''' "Spaz" is indeed short for "spastic" [http://m-w.com/dictionary/spaz], but I don't think it's a swear. An indirect insult of disabled people probably, but not a swear.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:23, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Gunhaver could still have said "f**k with the weather", though, couldn't he? I mean, if H*R.com was M-rated. It would mean the same thing. -[[User:Jimmy91|Jimmy91]] 18:38, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
:Both would mean "mess the weather up weird", yes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Homestar Talker on Second games Menu ==

On the Second Games Menu, the description for Homestar Talker is: "Homestar says the darndest things. You want to make him swear, don't you? Shame on you! Call your mother!" or something like that, but it mentions swearing. --[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 15:39, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
:I went ahead and added it. Next time, feel free to go ahead and edit the article yourself. (If you're concerned about getting the formatting right, just do your best and someone will help you fix it.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:03, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

== I Swear That This Is Not What The Article Is About ==

I always assumed that the swears listed on the article are meant to be curses, not oaths. This would mean that "honest to God" should not be listed here.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:27, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
:I concur. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 22:33, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
::I agree as well. Sure, an oath is ONE definition of a Swear. But this article is about the curses used (or almost used) on H*R, profanity, not oath's. Perhaps this article would better be suited as "Curses" instead as it's title? --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 22:57, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
:::"Swears" is more the TBC term, though. See also [[Talk:Swears#Title]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::What you call it is merely personal preference since it can mean more than one thing. But obviously what it DOES mean for this page is profanity type usage. Therefore, it doesn't change the fact that "honest to God" seems inapropriate for this page. So the page can remain as Swears, but maybe a disclaimer for what definition of it at the top of the page? Makes sense to me. --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:41, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
:::I agree. "Honest to God" is not a swear the page's sense of the word. I'm removing it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:46, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
::::I agree with this thread. Since the phrase in question was literally a swear, I felt it deserved a hearing on the talk page before being removed. There does not need to be an additional disclaimer; this talk page does the job fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:31, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
::I think there DOES need to be a disclaimer. Why? Because it would shoot down something immediately if it didn't meet the criteria the page is looking for. Let's say somebody else comes to the page wanting to put something on there that meets the definition of Swear, but the wrong one. Another oath or something similar. Now, MAYBE they'll see this on the talk page. Or MAYBE we'll have to go through another discussion on the talk page. OR! We could have this nice little message that tells you that this page is for Swears that meet this definition: etc. So they know right away that it's geared towards profanity. But what do I know? I'm just making total sense here. --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:43, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
:::Nah. Consensus was reached here. If such oaths are posted, we can remove and point to this talk. No need to clutter the page, and everything's easily removable with adequate explanation. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:49, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
::Exactly when was Consensus reached? When one person shot down the idea? Sure you count as two but I don't see how a single line (which is what the disclaimer would be) constitutes as "cluttering the page." I don't mean to make a big deal out of it, but I think it makes perfect sense.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:00, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
:::The consensus reached that I was describing was that oaths need not appear on this article, not that a disclaimer is or is not necessary. My post was using the clear consensus on this talk that oaths don't belong here as an argument against needing a disclaimer, as we can simply refer to this consensus when reverting any oaths added. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:23, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
::Ok, I understand what your saying now. I didn't before because of the finality in your statement. "Nah, Consensus was reached... end of discussion," is how I took it. I mean, the only arguement I made above yours was about the disclaimer. However, I still think it would save valuable time in some respects if that consensus was just right there in a single line on the page. I mean, then people already know. Or we can wait until they just post something that is an oath and say "That doesn't go there because it doesn't meet the right criteria --- read this" and post a link to this discussion, or however you decide to do it. I mean, if the disclaimer was there they'd already know. And if they did it anyway, just say "read disclaimer." I mean that IS what the page is about right? Profanity type swears. Gesturing included (such as giving the finger). --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:37, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

== The reason I tried moving this to "Vulgarism" ==

Why I did that is because I've never heard of such thing as a non-verbal swear, if the finger counts as one. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 01:12, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
:Hmmm, good point. Maybe [[Vulgarisms]] would be a good choice.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:18, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
::This has already been [[#Title|discussed before]]. We have called it Swears because it's kinda funny and because it's a term TBC use themselves. Incidentally, if you really wanted to be a strict grammarian, "swear" is a verb but not a noun. Good thing we don't all the times have to be; I am all up ons leaving this article right where it is. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:07, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

==A Strong Profanity?==

Whats the "Strong Profanity" or whatever, that it talks about in the green box? --{{User:Jangles5150/sig}} 20:28, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
:Look under Peasant's Quest. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:47, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

== Just a comment on the warning ==

I think we need to switch back to the more official, less Homestar related warning. Yes, it's more boring, and yes, we ARE the Homestar Runner Wiki and it makes sense to have Homestar Runner themed templates, but this one seems more like an appearance or a joke than an official warning. Therefore, we'll probably get people (read: kids) reading it who aren't supposed to/don't want to. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:42, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

== CANNOT be validated ==
I discovered that, on the page, the following code is present in the green alert box:
<blockquote> <nowiki>
<div style="margin: 0 auto; background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 

CERTAIN AUDIENCES
 BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST
 
IT BE RATED

</nowiki></blockquote>
Now, if you can sort through this, anyone with knowledge of HTML can see that something is wrong: a block level tag, , is inside another block level tag, <div>. This is not something I can simply overwrite; WikiMedia's code automatically installs a paragraph element. I have discovered no way to remove it. If it is truly irremovable, the only valid solution is to make an image of the warning label and upload it. If, however, someone else knows how to rectify this, please do so. I'd appreciate it greatly.{{User:Ten Ten/sig}} 01:02, 29 June 2007 (UTC)