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2008-06-17T14:32:03Z

RavuAlHemio: Strong Sad doesn't say "some" twice

{{subtitles|Somber Vacation}}
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<line start="23" end="60" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">unintelligible conversation</line>
<line start="61" end="75" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Ahem!</line>
<line start="76" end="122" speaker="strongsad">Thank you all for coming to my slide show presentation!</line>
<line start="123" end="158" speaker="strongbad">Slide show! You said you found a dead body.</line>
<line start="159" end="183" speaker="bubs">You told me there'd be's casseroles.</line>
<line start="184" end="200" speaker="homestar">You're welcome.</line>
<line start="201" end="231" speaker="strongsad">Summertime is generally a happy time,</line>
<line start="232" end="271" speaker="strongsad">making it my least favorite time of year.</line>
<line start="272" end="311" speaker="strongsad">So, in order to make myself appropriately miserable,</line>
<line start="312" end="368" speaker="strongsad">I decided to embrace all the hoopla and go to the beach.</line>
<line start="369" end="390" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, that's where you were.</line>
<line start="391" end="450" speaker="strongbad">We all figured you were inside that barrel again. Moistening yourself, or whatever.</line>
<line start="451" end="490" speaker="strongsad">It's called "The Dampening", and it helps me focus.</line>
<line start="491" end="513" speaker="strongsad">Now, let's begin.</line>
<line start="514" end="552" speaker="strongsad">My Somber Vacation.</line>
<line start="553" end="582" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Since I don't have a lot of beach apparel,</line>
<line start="583" end="644" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">The King of Town's blacksmith was kind enough to let me borrow this revealing little number.</line>
<line start="645" end="680" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Even though I couldn't see anything with it on,</line>
<line start="681" end="734" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I think it's safe to assume this really turned some heads.</line>
<line start="735" end="806" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Next, I went ahead and buried myself alive in the sand.</line>
<line start="807" end="851" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I won third place in a sand sculpture competition.</line>
<line start="852" end="879" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Instead of collecting sea shells,</line>
<line start="880" end="954" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I stalked the sandy shores looking for algae covered chunks of styrofoam coolers.</line>
<line start="955" end="1018" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I added googly eyes and some pipe cleaner and then played beach volleyball with them.</line>
<line start="1019" end="1053" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">They won handily.</line>
<line start="1054" end="1096" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Here I am enjoying my favorite tropical beverage:</line>
<line start="1097" end="1153" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">A scalding hot cup of black coffee with beach sand on the rim.</line>
<line start="1154" end="1204" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach".</line>
<line start="1205" end="1260" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">My last night there, I went for a long midnight walk on the beach.</line>
<line start="1261" end="1281" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">It would've been nice and lonely,</line>
<line start="1282" end="1338" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">if I didn't keep tripping over teenage and European couples making out.</line>
<line start="1339" end="1380" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">But, of course, I forgot to put on any moonscreen,</line>
<line start="1381" end="1403" speaker="strongsad">so I got burned to a crisp! </line>
<line start="1404" end="1434" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laughing</line>
<line start="1435" end="1456" speaker="bubs">Well, heeb my jeebies!</line>
<line start="1457" end="1486" speaker="strongsad">Shut up! It's a skin condition.</line>
<line start="1487" end="1522" speaker="strongsad">This is just how I tan. I can't help it!</line>
<line start="1523" end="1544" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">laughs</line>
<line start="1545" end="1575" speaker="strongbad">Lookin' good, Miss July!</line>
<line start="1591" end="1676" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Sweetness. Sweetness. I was only joking when I said.</line>
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Somber Vacation

2008-06-17T14:31:25Z

RavuAlHemio: Strong Sad doesn't say "some" twice

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[[Image:SomberVacation.png|thumb|"Now, let's begin."]]

Strong Sad goes to the beach?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Basement Of The Brothers Strong]], [[The Beach]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 16, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:11

'''Page Title:''' Greetings From Depressio Beach!

==Transcript==
''{Open with a panning shot of Strong Bad, Bubs and Homestar Runner sitting on the couch, making unintelligible sounds like the murmur of conversation.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Ahem!

''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Sad's head. The lights turn off.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Thank you all for coming to my slide show presentation!

''{Cut to close-up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Slide show?! You said you found a dead body.

''{Cut to Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' You told me there'd be's casseroles.

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're welcome.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Summertime is generally a happy time, making it my least favorite time of year. So, in order to make myself appropriately miserable, I decided to embrace all the hoopla and go to the beach.

''{Cut to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, that's where you were. We all figured you were inside that barrel again. Moistening yourself, or whatever.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angrily}'' It's called "The Dampening", and it helps me focus. ''{Normal voice}'' Now, let's begin.

''{Cut to Strong Sad in silhouette with a [[Projections|projection screen]] in the background. A slide comes down with the title written in the sand}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' My Somber Vacation.

''{The slides fill the screen. First slide is Strong Sad standing on the beach.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Since I don't have a lot of beach apparel, The King of Town's blacksmith was kind enough to let me borrow ''{New slide: Strong Sad is posing in [[The Blacksmith]]'s black [[Wikipedia:Welding helmet|welding mask]] and apron. The apron has burn marks at the lower right corner and under the left arm.}'' this revealing little number. Even though I couldn't see anything with it on, I think it's safe to assume this ''really'' turned some heads.

''{New slide: a sand sculpture of a Strong Sad headstone and grave with a single rose on top.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Next, I went ahead and buried myself alive in the sand. ''{Close up of the headstone with a 3rd place ribbon and Strong Sad making a thumbs-up sign out of the sand.}'' I won third place in a sand sculpture competition.

''{Close up of sea shells}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Instead of collecting sea shells, I stalked the sandy shores looking for ''{Slide of a broken styrofoam cooler with green stains, with a shell and beer bottle also visible}'' algae covered chunks of styrofoam coolers. ''{Slide of several chunks with faces drawn on them and pipe cleaner limbs}'' I added googly eyes and some pipe cleaner and then played beach volleyball with them. ''{Slide of Strong Sad with a yellow volleyball embedded in his face}'' They won handily.

''{Strong Sad is smiling and holding a styrofoam cup with drink umbrellas and sand around the rim.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Here I am enjoying my favorite tropical beverage: A scalding hot cup of black coffee with beach sand on the rim. The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach".

''{Strong Sad is standing alone on the beach, silhouetted against the moon}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' My last night there, I went for a long midnight walk on the beach. It would've been nice and lonely, if I didn't keep tripping over teenage and European couples making out. But, of course, I forgot to put on any moonscreen—

''{Cut back to the basement as the lights come on. Strong Sad is now completely pink except for an area on his chest that looks like a bikini top.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' — so I got burned to a crisp!

''{Cut to a panning shot of the couch, where Strong Bad, Bubs, and Homestar are laughing.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{Close-up}'' Well, heeb my jeebies!

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Shut up! It's a skin condition. ''{He pats his belly}'' This is just how I tan. I can't help it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Ha ha ha-ha ha! ''{close-up of Strong Bad}'' Lookin' good, Miss July!

''{A [[postcard]] of moonburnt and smiling Strong Sad laying on the beach appears on the screen, reading "Depressio Beach" "Wish U Were Here! XOXO"}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:TheDampening.png|thumb|non disturbare!]]
*Click on XOXO on the postcard at the end.
:''{In the Strong's basement, lights down. Close up on a wooden barrel against the wall. A sign is taped to the barrel, written in a calligraphic style "the Dampening in progress! non disturbare!"}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' Sweetness. Sweetness. I was only joking when I said.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"Sucks On The Beach" is a play on the real [[alcohol|cocktail]] [[Wikipedia:Sex on the beach (cocktail)|"Sex on the Beach"]].
*[[Wikipedia:Heebie Jeebies|Heebie Jeebies]] is an old slang term for feeling anxious or nervous.
*"Non disturbare" means "do not disturb" in Italian.

===Remarks===
*When the toon was first released, the Easter egg was unfinished. There was no audio and no way to reach it without a browser addon or external Flash viewer to navigate beyond the "end" of the toon.
*When the toon was first released, the slides were in focus as they came onto the screen. The effect that makes them appear out of focus at first was added later.

===Inside References===
*Bubs says [[be's]].
*Strong Sad first used Depressio to refer to himself in [[depressio]].
*Strong Sad makes [[Death#Strong Sad|his own grave]].
*Strong Sad makes some [[googly-eyed objects]].
*The style for this toon (a slideshow presented by Strong Sad) was originally presented as an unused idea in [[From the Vault]].
*Strong Sad has previously stated that he disliked the beach in [[Strong Sad's Lament]], in "Dr. Scholls?".
*There are some more examples of [[Strong Bad smiling|Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad smiling]].
*The seashells were previously seen in [[what I want]].

===Real-World References===
*In the Easter egg, Strong Sad is singing lyrics from the song "[[Wikipedia:Bigmouth Strikes Again|Bigmouth Strikes Again]]" by [[Wikipedia:The Smiths|The Smiths]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:somber.html|watch "Somber Vacation"]]
*[[HR:somber.swf|view the Flash file for "Somber Vacation"]]
*[[Forum:14350|forum thread re: "Somber Vacation"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

H*R.com updates 2007

2007-08-20T09:01:58Z

RavuAlHemio: New email: concer¨t

{{updates-box}}
This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2007'''.

==Monday, August 20, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #175: [[concert]]

==Thursday, August 16, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-08-16|"I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-08-16|you can't destroy me!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-08-16|eh! steve! for birdie]]

==Monday, August 13, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #174: [[mini-golf]]
*[[Scroll Button Song]]: "Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons."
*[[Store]]: [[Store_Front_Page_News_2007#August_13.2C_2007|Back to school sale]]

==Thursday, August 9, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-08-09|"That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-08-09|cool trogdor sculpture]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-08-09|sooo trogmopolitan]]

==Tuesday, August 7, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Quality Time]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''sbemails return next week!''

==Tuesday, July 24, 2007==
*[[Main Pages|Main Page]] #24: "[[Main Page 24|20/200!]]"

==Monday, July 23, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#July 23, 2007|Toy sale]]

==Monday, July 16, 2007==
*[[Videlectrix]]: [[Where's an Egg?]]

==Monday, July 2, 2007==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''[[:Image:Real Baby Lady Message.png|takin' a baby break]]''
:Clicking on the button reveals the following pop-up message:
<blockquote>The [[Jackie Chapman|real baby lady]] 
had a real baby so 
updates may be scarce 
for a few weeks. 
 
''{sprite of the [[Baby Lady & Her Baby|Baby Lady]] rocking her baby}'' 
 
>DON'T [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough#DRESS Like a Peasant|throw baby]]!</blockquote>

==Tuesday, June 26, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Ever and More!]]

==Monday, June 25, 2007==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''short toon soon!''

==Thursday, June 21, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-06-21|"Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-06-21|the cheatz-it]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-06-21|please stop feeding us]]

==Monday, June 18, 2007==
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] 

==Thursday, June 14, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-06-14|"I love longitudes. Not me, I'm a latitude snob."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-06-14|old cool fan art]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-06-14|tgs 11 outtake]]

==Monday, June 11, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #173: [[the paper]]

==Thursday, June 7, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-06-07|"So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-06-07|prison tattoo]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-06-07|gutslap practice]]

==Tuesday, June 5, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[strongbad_email.exe]] [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Disc Five]] [[Store Front Page News 2007#June 5, 2007|for sale]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_you_reeka|You Reek-A! T-shirt]]

==Monday, May 28, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[One Two, One Two]]

==Thursday, May 24, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-24|"Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-05-24|homebrew poptire ds]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-05-24|fightin' coach z's]]

==Wednesday, May 23, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Hooded Sweatshirts#hoodie_trogdor_zipup|Trogdor zip-up hoodie]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#May 23, 2007|Hoodie sale]]

==Monday, May 21, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #172: [[more armies]]

==Thursday, May 17, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-17|"There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-05-17|My flip-flop got stole!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-05-17|no sign of Dan Towelman]]

==Tuesday, May 15, 2007==
*[[Toons#Big Toons|Toon]]: [[DNA Evidence]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#May 15, 2007|Strong Bad sale]]

==Monday, May 14, 2007==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Friday, May 11, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-11|"Did you just say parakeet?"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-5-11|cheatar hero controler]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-05-11|connect the dots]]

==Monday, May 7, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #171: [[underlings]]

==Thursday, May 3, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-03|"We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-05-03|li'l brudder doggie dish]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-05-03|sbemail 169 storyboard]]

==Monday, April 30, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]

==Before Friday, April 27, 2007==
*Who Said What? updated to [[Who Said What Now?]], with [[Homsar]] included.

==Thursday, April 26, 2007==
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-26|"Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-26|treggdor the yolkinator]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-26|date nite the cheats]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[An Important Rap Song]]

==Tuesday, April 24, 2007==
*[[Toons#Big Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Date Nite]]

==Monday, April 23, 2007==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Friday, April 20, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store_Baby_Clothes#tshirt_the_poopsmith_onesie|Poopsmith baby clothes]]

==Thursday, April 19, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-19|"Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-19|blue laser escape sub]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-19|rough copy rough drafts]]

==Monday, April 16, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #170: [[rough copy]]

==Thursday, April 12, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-12|"These hardly qualify as PANTS!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-12|just add water!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-12|the schwasmith]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#April 12, 2007|Hoodie clearance]]

==Monday, April 9, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #169: [[from work]]
*[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''email soon'' (Button links to [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]])

==Thursday, April 5, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-05|"Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-05|marshie plushie]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-05|blaaah'm crack stuntman]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[These peoples try to fade me]]

==Monday, April 2, 2007==
*[[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|spring]] theme.
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#April 2, 2007|Pistols for Pandas T-Shirt]]

==Monday, March 26, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[An Important Rap Song]]

==Thursday, March 22, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-22|"Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-22|stinkomural]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-22|drive thrus]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[mile]]

==Monday, March 19, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Drive-Thru]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#March 19, 2007|10% off sale]]

==Thursday, March 15, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|"I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-15|stained glasstar]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-15|teen track squad]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

==Tuesday, March 13, 2007==
*[[Viidelectrix|Wii]] versions of [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Duck Guardian One]] removed

==Monday, March 12, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #168: [[your funeral]]
*[[Game]]: [[TROGDOR!]] for [[Viidelectrix|Wii]]
*[[Game]]: [[Duck Guardian One]] for [[Viidelectrix|Wii]]
*[[Videlectrix]]: main page message update (regarding [[Viidelectrix]]); Link to "Games for Wii" on sidebar
*[[Main Page message]]: ''email soon'' (button linked to [[404'd]] page of sbemail168.html)
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#March 12, 2007|Senor Cardgage T-Shirt]]

==Thursday, March 8, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-08|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-08|matching tgs tattoos]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-08|entirely untrue]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

==Monday, March 5, 2007==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]

==Thursday, March 1, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-01|"I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-01|homebrew figurine]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-01|lacelift strong bad with cheatpelt ponytail]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[theme song]]
*[[Podstar Runner|podcast]] added to the [[HR:main_nav.swf|navbar]].

==Monday, February 26, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#February 26, 2007|Everything Else DVD combo]]
*[[Viidelectrix|Wii Games]] added to [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]]

==Thursday, February 22, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-22|"You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-02-22|teen mii squad!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-02-22|melon headed babies]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[highschool]]

==Tuesday, February 20, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #167: [[the movies]]

==Monday, February 19, 2007==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''email soon'' (button links to [[Strong Bad Email]] menu)

==Thursday, February 15, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-15|"2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-02-15|homestar's slippers!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-02-15|no handed style!]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[animal]]

==Monday, February 12, 2007==
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#February 12, 2007|T-Shirt Closeout Sale]]
*[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]]: "[[New Stuff]]" video replaces one of the [[Joy of Painting]] videos.

==Thursday, February 8, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-08|"King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-02-08|homestar skinnyplush]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-02-08|two handed style!]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos Toys]]

==Monday, February 5, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #166: [[unnatural]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''email soon''

==Thursday, February 1, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-02-01|"Word booty!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-02-01|make your own playsets & toys!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-02-01|crushed by a cup of coffee]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[haircut]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#February 1, 2007|Valentine's Day Kick The Cheat sale]]

==Monday, January 29, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #165: [[strong badathlon]]

==Sunday, January 28, 2007==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''email soon''
*[[Main Page message]]: ''wii owners!''
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*[[Videlectrix]]: [[Viidelectrix]]

==Monday, January 22, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #164: [[looking old]]
*[[Scroll Button Song]]: "Look around, I think you'll find that these buttons are the scrolling kind."
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#January 22, 2007|Teen Girl Squad sale]]

==Sunday, January 21, 2007==
*[[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|winter]] theme.

==Thursday, January 18, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-18|"I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-01-18|i'm sad that i'm a diaper]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-01-18|zzzzziiiiiiiip!]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[technology]]

==Monday, January 15, 2007==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''sbemails return next week!''

==Sunday, January 14, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#January 14, 2007|Trogdor fourth birthday sale]]
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2006 to 2007 (except for [[Main Page 23|"Backstage Pass"]] main page).

==Thursday, January 11, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-01-11|"Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-01-11|it's the trog trog b'loon]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-01-11|fightgar in the whatsit]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[replacement]]

==Thursday, January 4, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#January 4, 2007|Bear Holding a Shark T-shirt and sweatshirt sale]]
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2007-08-20T09:00:44Z

RavuAlHemio: New email: concert

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====August 20, 2007====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[concert]] {{watch|sbemail175.html}}
====August 16, 2007====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: you can't destroy me!
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: eh! steve! for birdie

====August 13, 2007====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[mini-golf]] {{watch|sbemail174.html}}
*{{u|sb}} [[Scroll Button Song]]: "Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons."
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:|Back to school sale]]

====August 7, 2007====
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Quality Time]] {{watch|qualitytime.html}}

====July 24, 2007====
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====July 16, 2007====
*{{u|game}} [[Videlectrix]]: [[Where's an Egg?]] {{vplay|wheresanegg.html}}

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DNA Evidence

2007-05-17T21:26:25Z

RavuAlHemio: Possible explanation of Strong Sad's quirky pronunciation of "Marzipan".

{{toonnav|Big Toon|DNA|Date Nite|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:DNA Evidence.png|thumb|"...and that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with."]]

{{about|toon}} {{for|running gag|DNA Evidence (running gag)}}

Strong Sad attempts to solve the mystery of the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA Evidence]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Strong Badman]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The Movie Theater]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Office]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Garage]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Smoky Office]], [[Computer Room]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, May 15, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 5:35

'''Page Title:''' All your questions....sort of answered!!

==Transcript==
''{Yellow letters reading "Previously on HomestarRunner.com" on a black background zoom out slowly.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{voiceover}'' Previously on HomestarRunner.com... ''{Pronounces "previously" with a short e}''

''{Fade to a scene from [[strong badathlon]], set in the field. Marzipan and Homsar are sitting around a wooden table with a pink and white tea set on it. Faint music and snapping noises can be heard in the background.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': And that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with.

''{The music continues. Cut to a clip from [[unnatural]] that takes place in Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are seen sitting around a yellow table with a red and black tea set on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!

''{The music continues. Cut to inside the movie theater, from [[the movies]]. Strong Sad is sitting in a seat next to Pom Pom.}''

'''MOVIE''': ''{voiceover}'' The DNA evidence was gone!

''{The music continues. Cut to an excerpt of [[your funeral]], inside Marzipan's house. Strong Bad's statue of him wrestling a cougar is sitting by a couch with Homestar's trench coat and bowler hat hung on it. Homestar is standing in the middle of the room. Marzipan leans her head into the scene}''

'''MARZIPAN''': Did you find the DNA evidence?

''{The music continues. Cut to the office, as seen in [[from work]]. Strong Bad is sitting at his computer. Pom Pom is halfway off the screen. He leaves followed by Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five.

''{The music continues. Cut to the Easter Egg from [[rough copy]], inside Marzipan's house. Homestar is sitting on the couch. The lights are off.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': DNA evidence.

''{The music continues. A guitar comes in to the music and begins playing a jazzy tune. Cut to a purple background with "The DNA Evidence" written in block letters. The camera pans down to Strong Sad. Mumbling is heard in the background. Strong Sad has a Easel on his right with "DNA Evidence" written across the top and a diagram of different characters and links between them.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Attention! Your attention please!

''{cut to Homsar with his mouth open on the other side of the room. Homsar gulps and closes his mouth. The mumbling stops. Cut back to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': After extensive investigation, I'm ready to release ''{raises his right hand and turns his head toward the chart}'' my findings. I first spoke with...

''{Cut to Marzipan in her kitchen}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Marzipan. ''{Pronounces it "Marcy-pon", as if with a Spanish accent}''

'''MARZIPAN''': Well, it all started several weeks ago.

''{Cut to Marzipan's living room. Marzipan is walking in wearing a toga. There are muddy footprints on the carpet.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': ''{voiceover}'' I came home from my toga-yoga class to find that my house had been broken into and that the culprit had left behind some DNA evidence.

''{As she walks, the couch moves onto the screen. The cushions are disarranged and the "Thank You" picture on the wall is crooked. The muddy prints stop at the couch. Something made of glass is just visible behind one of the cushions. Cut to Strong Sad holding a pen and his notebook in Marzipan's kitchen.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': What was it? Hair particles? Skin flakes? Blood crispies?

''{Cut back to toga Marzipan in front of ransacked couch.}

'''MARZIPAN''': ''{voiceover}'' No, it was a little test tube just full of green DNA evidence.

''{As she says this, toga Marzipan pulls out a test tube filled with green liquid from the couch. Cut to close up of Marzipan inspecting the tube. Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Oh. Just like in the movies. ''{he writes something down}''

''{Cut to front of Marzipan's house, toga Marzipan is walking out holding the test tube.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': ''{voiceover}'' So I immediately took it to Bubs to be analyzed...

''{Cut back to Marzipan in her kitchen}''

'''MARZIPAN''': ...and ''this'' ''{holds up a tube filled with purple liquid and stamped "TAMPERED WITH!"}'' is all I got back.

''{Right scroll to Bubs in the garage.}''

'''BUBS''': Well, it all started a few weeks ago. I just got finished teaching my...

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is walking inside wearing a toga.}

'''BUBS''': ''{voiceover}'' ...toga-yoga class ''{Bubs takes off toga}'' when old-maid Marzipan showed up.

''{Toga Marzipan walks on to the screen.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': Hey, Bubs. Can you analyze this ''{she holds up the test tube}'' DNA evidence for me?

''{Cut to inside of stand. Bubs is silhouetted on the left.}''

'''BUBS''': Sure thing! But it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

'''MARZIPAN''': Not a problem.

''{Marzipan hands over the test tube to Bubs. Cut to Strong Sad in the garage.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': So, what did you find out when you analyzed it?

''{Cut back to Bubs}''

'''BUBS''': Oh, ''that''. Well, next thing I know...

''{Cut to inside of stand with silhouette}''

'''BUBS''': ''{voiceover}'' ...Strong Bad shows up.

''{Strong Bad pops up from under the counter.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, Bubs. One green apple snow cone please.

'''BUBS''': Coming right up!

''{Bubs moves out of view. Cut to shelf with four push-spout jars labeled "Red", "Purple", "Green Apple", and "Blue". All contain various levels of said color liquid, except for the "Green Apple", which has a hole in the bottom. Some soft music begins to play. Scene zooms out slowly.}''

'''BUBS''': Ooh. Er.

''{Cut to bubs holding an unflavored snow cone in one hand and the evidence in the other.}''

'''BUBS''': Uh. ''{Looks at snow cone.}'' Blaaaah. ''{Looks at evidence.}''

''{Bubs pours the evidence over the snow cone. Music stops. Cut to outside of stand}''

'''BUBS''': Here ya go. One... ''{turns head to the side}'' cough, cough... ''{looks back at Strong Bad}'' green apple snow cone.

''{Bubs hands the cone over to Strong Bad. Cut to Strong Sad, writing something down. He stops and looks up.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': You served the DNA in a snow cone?!

''{Cut to Bubs}''

'''BUBS''': And it sold ''{raises arm}'' like hotcake!

''{Bottom scroll to the smoky office. Strong Bad is sitting at the desk leaning back in his chair. He has the cool shades on, and there is a lit cigarette in the ash tray on the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, I bought the DNA snow cone.

''{Cut to Strong Sad in the smoky office, writing with the pad and pen.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': You ''knew'' it had the DNA evidence in it?!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Well, yeah.

''{Cut to side of Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad is standing there wearing his shades. Marzipan walks up wearing a toga.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{voiceover}'' I overheard that Marzipan had some DNA evidence, and I figured I could use it to continue my genetic experiments on The Cheat.

''{As he says this, Strong Bad leans to the right. Marzipan holds up the tube and talks to Bubs. Strong Bad rubs his hands together and jumps off toward the back of the stand. Cut to shelf with snow cone flavoring. Green Apple is relatively full.}

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{voiceover}'' So I sprung into action.

''{Strong Bad appears and punctures the bottom of the Green Apple container with a pencil before ducking down again. The liquid pours out. Cut to inside view. Soft music starts again.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Bubs-keep, one green-app snoke, on the rocks. And keep it rusty.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad in office.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': By the time I got home, it was all melted.

''{Cut to computer room. Strong Bad walks in from the right, still wearing the shades, and carrying a glass of green liquid.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{voiceover}'' So I put it in a glass on my desk and went downstairs ''{Strong Bad puts the glass on the desk and walks offscreen}'' to do one of my high-impact toga-yoga videos.

''{Cut back to office}''

'''STRONG BAD''': And that's the last I saw of it.

''{Cut to Strong Sad, writing something down.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': You left it on your desk, eh? ''{he looks up}''

''{Right scroll to Homestar in his living room.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah, I swung by Strong Bad's during the day. ''{frowns}'' The old lady had me out looking for some kind of ''{brightens up}'' Dan evidence.

''{Cut to computer room. The glass is still on the desk. Homestar walks on from the right, wearing a hat and trenchcoat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Strong Bad! I'm wearing a hat and trenchcoat! ''{Notices the glass}'' Ooh! A tall, cool glass of Mountain Dwa.

''{Cut to close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Don't mind if I dwa! ''{He drinks the evidence.}'' Glug, glug, glug.

''{After a short pause, Homestar spits it out. Cut to dripping The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{Angry The Cheat noises.}''

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, sorry, The Cheat. That stuff tasted like dwa-dwa.

''{Cut back to The Cheat wiping himself off with a white towel.}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad, writing something down}''

'''STRONG SAD''': So he wiped his face off with a gross towel, eh? ''{he looks up}''

''{Right scroll to Coach Z in the locker room, looking upset.}''

'''COACH Z''': You figured it out, Strong Sad! My cover is blown! I am actually ''{Pats his chest and puts his hands on this hips. Heroic halo appears briefly around him, accompanied by a sound effect.}'' Damp Towel Man! ''{Raises hand to his mouth}'' And also his mild-mannered alter-ego, Dan Towelman.

''{Cut to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Coach Z, no one's ever heard of those people.

''{Cut to Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z''': Damp Towel Man is a super hero. He collects damp towels from across the galaxy.

''{Cut to computer room, where a now green-spotted towel rests on the desk. Coach Z comes on from the left wearing a black mask and a towel tied on like a cape.}''

'''COACH Z''': Moist Molecules! A green-stained damp towel! The rarest and most powerful kind.

''{Cut to the office. A janitorial cart rolls onto the screen from the left, with the towel on it.}''

'''COACH Z''': ''{voiceover}'' So I took the towel to work the next day to see if it could clean up microwave lasagna stains.

''{Coach Z walks by with a vacuum cleaner and starts humming. Homestar shuffles by from the right, muttering to himself.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Stupid DNA evi''dence''! Where am I supposed to find evi''dence'' by five o' clock?

''{Cut back to Coach Z in the locker room}''

'''COACH Z''': But when I got back to my cart, it was gone! I suspect it was my nemesis, ''{shakes his fist}'' Dry Ragamuffin! Or his mild-mannered alter-ego, Dreyfus Ragámoofin. ''{Pronounced "rah-GAH-moo-fin"}''

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD''' Coach Z, you have a real sucky imagination.

''{Cut back to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z''': That I do, my boy, that I do. Though I ''did'' notice that...

''{Cut to the office, close up of muddy boots. Strong Bad can be seen on the right sitting at his desk. Coach Z's vacuum is moving back and forth. Scene zooms in slowly.}''

'''COACH Z''': ''{voiceover}'' ...Strong Bad had some muddy boots sitting under his kyorbicle.

''{Cut back to Coach Z in locker room.}''

'''COACH Z''': I didn't find that at ''all'' suspicious.

''{Bottom scroll to the smoky office.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': First of all, those were ''not'' muddy. I'd been stomping around in pecan pie all morning. Marzipan's allergic to pecans, you know.

''{Cut to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD''': So it was ''your'' DNA evidence!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Uhh, no. It was yours.

''{Cut to Strong Sad, whose eyes are now bugging out. Scene zooms in rapidly.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': ''Whaaaaaat?!''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, I was just swiping the change from...

''{Cut to Marzipan's living room, Strong Bad, wearing the "muddy" boots, has the test tube in the back of his pants, and is on the couch, pulling coins from it.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ...Marzipan's couch cushions. And I must've accidentally dropped it.

''{The test tube pops out of Strong Bad's pants and lands on the couch. Cut back to Strong Bad in smoky office.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Man, I was ''{holds up hand with thumb close to the main part of the glove}'' ''this'' close to finding out if you're really part elephant or part hippo or something.

''{Cut to angry Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD''': I am ''not''!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Well, now I guess we'll never know for sure. Now if you'll excuse me. ''{Dangeresque music starts}'' The stairs of this building have been burned down by termites. So it looks like I'm gonna have to jump!

''{Strong Bad jumps off the screen. Fade to black. Fade in to close-up of the bottom of Strong Sad's bed. Strong Sad pulls a box from underneath it. The box contains a picture frame, a red birthday card with a drawing of Strong Bad on it, a roll of film, a snow globe, and a corked test tube of green liquid. Strong Sad grabs the test tube. Cut to close-up of Strong Sad smiling.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Yes. The world will ''never'' know for sure. Oh-ho-ho-ho...

''{Cut closer}''

'''STRONG SAD''': ...Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho...

''{Cut closer and angled}''

'''STRONG SAD''': ...Ooh-hoo-ho-ho-ho-ho...

''{Cut even closer}''

'''STRONG SAD''': ...Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha...

''{Cut to Strong Bad stealing change from Marzipan's couch. Pan left to see Strong Sad peeking through the window}''

'''STRONG SAD''': ''{voiceover}'' ...Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo...

''{Cut to Marzipan giving the test tube to Bubs. Pan up to see Strong Sad on the roof.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': ''{voiceover}'' ...Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha Ah-ha-ha-ha...

''{Cut to Coach Z's cart. Strong Sad comes up from behind it and reaches for the towel.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': ''{voiceover}'' ...Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha...

''{Cut back to Strong Sad standing in his room, holding the test tube.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': ''{voiceover}'' ...Woo-ho-ho-ho...

''{Cut to wide angle view with Homsar standing next to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': ...Ah-ha-ha-ha Woo-ha-ha—

''{Record screech. Strong Sad looks down and finally notices Homsar there.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Oh. Hi. You're not gonna say anything, are you?

''{Cut to close-up of Homsar}''

'''HOMSAR''': DaAaAa, these Easter pants are getting ''way'' too tight. ''{His hat flies off his head on "pants", slides backwards on "way", and performs a backflip off his mouth on "too tight".}''

''{Two ascending notes play, accompanied by the screen turning black except for a small circle around Homsar's eyes. Fade to black. "THE END" appears on a purple background in block letters, zooming out slowly.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Damp towel man.PNG|thumb|"Moist Molecules!"]]
*Click on the Z on Coach Z's medallion after he reveals that he's Damp Towel Man to see a Strong Badman comic.
*Click on the Z again in the scene he mentions Dry Ragamuffin to see another Strong Badman comic, starring a character that resembles Bubs.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*This cartoon is based on the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA Evidence running gag]] that appeared in six straight emails, beginning with [[strong badathlon]].
*"Old maid" is a term used to disparagingly describe an older, unmarried woman.
*"On the rocks" means to pour over ice, usually said when ordering an [[Alcohol|alcoholic]] beverage.
*[[Wikipedia:Ragamuffin|Ragamuffin]] is a term used to describe a child wearing shabby clothing.
*"Costing an arm and a leg" is an idiom used to convey an extremely high price.
*"Selling like hotcake[s]" means to sell very well.
*Strong Sad's pronunciation of Marzipan's name is a very close approximation to the [[wikipedia:German language|German]] pronunciation of the word. (The spelling of ''marzipan'' originates in the German language.)

===Trivia===
*The text on the [[Lappy 486]] reads:
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">
Hi. Yeah, go ahead and very safely enter most of your 
credit card numbers onto this Lappy. It will safen it all 
out. 
 
Thanks, 
The Strong Badagement</blockquote>
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#3DFX drivers|3DFX drivers]]".

===Remarks===
*Strong Sad is able to write in his notebook without any problems, but in [[rough copy]], he had trouble writing a mere sentence on a single page of the same notebook.
*The puncture that Strong Bad makes is well above the bottom of the green apple bottle, but all the liquid leaks out anyway.
*Homestar's trenchcoat seems to be unaffected by gravity, as it remains stiff and straight even as he bends over.
*Strong Sad writes [[Left Handedness|left-handed]] for the entire toon except when interviewing Coach Z where the pen is in his right hand. He is right handed in [[rough copy]].

===Goofs===
*The smoke from the office only wafts in the first few shots before Strong Bad speaks his account of what happened at Bubs' Concession Stand.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this toon was first released, when Marzipan was walking up to Bubs' Concession Stand, she was not wearing her toga. This was fixed less than an hour after the toon was released.

===Inside References===
*This is another mention of [[Mountain Dew]].
*Homestar's mispronunciation of DNA, and Coach Z's "mild mannered alter-ego" are references to [[Dan]].
**Furthermore, Coach Z's alter-ego's last name is an example of [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"]].
*The box Strong Sad pulls the DNA Evidence out of in the last scene is from [[The Secrets That I Keep]].
*Strong Bad's glasses, the line "Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!", and the background music in the respective scenes are from the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series of films.
*Marzipan's response to the cost of "an arm and a leg" and the way the arm of Homestar's coat moves as he takes a drink are references to their [[lack of visible arms]] and, in her case, legs.
*Homsar mentions [[Pants|pants]].
*This is yet another instance of both [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad smiling]].
*Coach Z's janitor cart reads "JANITATOR", similar to [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]].
*The vacuum cleaner and Coach Z's line about cleaning up lasagna are references to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]].
*Strong Bad's belief that Strong Sad may be part elephant or part hippo stems from Strong Sad's [[soolnds]].
*The Cheat was seen wet before in [[bottom 10]].



===Real-World References===
*The entire structure of the short, with a detective interviewing several people when he ultimately is the culprit, is a nod to [[wikipedia:Film noir|film noir]], a style of American film that peaked in the late 1940s and early 1950s.


== External Links ==
*[[HR:DNA.html|watch "DNA Evidence"]]
*[[HR:DNA.swf|view the Flash file for "DNA Evidence"]]
*[[Forum:11443|forum thread re: DNA Evidence]]

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[[Category:Toons]]

An Important Rap Song

2007-04-10T16:58:16Z

RavuAlHemio: Attempt to explain "pants" question

{{toonnav|Shorts|2manyknives|Drive-Thru|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|thumb|200px|"Kidz, don't play wit' 2 many knives!"]]
Crack Stuntman has an important message.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Minion}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Reynold}}, [[Ripberger]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Reynold's Brother]], [[Foxface]]

'''Places:''' [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]], [[The Beach]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 26, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:01

'''Page Title:''' We now return to the REAL Cheat Commandos!

==Transcript==
''{Scene opens to a VCR-like opening screen with static at the top and "PLAY" and a timer going up from "0:20:14." The tracking lines gradually disappear.}

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{standing next to Fightgar and Firebert}'' —pants back on, Blue Laser!

''{Cut to Blue Laser Commander holding his pair of pants up while not wearing any.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' How could you ''possibly'' refer to these as pants?

''{Cut back to the Commandos}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ahhahaha! ''{turns to other Commandos; suppresses laughter}'' Cheat Commandos... riggidy-roll!

''{The other Commandos look confused and surprised. Cut to Silent Rip.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Uh... that's not what we usually say!

''{Cut back to Gunhaver}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Yeah whatever, ''{background music stops}'' it's riggidy-roll from now on.

''{Cut to usual end screen, "Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!!" appears on the screen and is sung to music. The text "created by [[A. Chimendez]]" appears at the bottom. "Riggidy Roll" is carved into the plinth that Gunhaver stands on instead of "Rock Rock On" as usual, and the characters at the bottom seem confused.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Buy all our playsets and toys!

''{Cut to pink screen with a guy with a green shirt with "CRACK" on his shirt pocket}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Hi kids. ''{lunges at screen}'' BLAAAAH'm Crack Stuntman. ''{places hand on chest.}'' I'm the voice of the ''{removes hand from chest}'' gun-shaver on Cheat Commandos! Here with an important rap song about safety ''{holds up 1 finger}'' and spring break. ''{holds up another finger}'' ''{points offscreen}'' Bust it! ''{music starts playing, Crack's head bobs to the beat}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' 
Well you're a rich kid, living in the suburbs, 
and there's not a whole lot to do. 
You stroll into the kitchen and what do you find? 
A bunch of knives cold staring at you.

So, 
Kidz, don't play wit' 2 many knives. 
C'mon, c'mon. 
Crack Stuntman gonna ''save'' some lives.

Awwwwwww...

It's spring break, 
Girlies running wild, 
Jet to the beach 
wearin' the freshest styles. 
Meet a bunch of kids from Alabama! 
Beach volleyball slammajamma! 
Putt-putt, go carts, bungee-jumpin'! 
Crack Stuntman keeps the bass pumpin'!

Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh, 
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh. 
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh, 
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh. 
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh, 
Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh. 
Poo-poo-ha-ha-ha-ha-huh-ha-huh.

Holler for a dolla! 
Shout for some clout! 
Somebody say holler for a dolla! 
Let's turn this party out!

Bonfire on the beach and people start to dance, 
Find a fly girlie for some beach romance. 
But then a fresh honey comes walkin' by. 
How can a man choose between fresh and fly? 
''(spoken)'' And believe me, there ''is'' a difference!

Throw your hands in the air for some high-fives, 
and kidz, don't play wit' 2 many knives.

And I am out!

''{Cut to a gray background where the words "Download All Our Number One Jams!!" appear in white on a gray background. The Cheat Commandos theme music plays.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Download all our number one jams!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*This toon is a parody of various [[Wikipedia:Public service announcement|public service announcements]] seen at the end of Saturday morning cartoon shows such as ''[[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (TV series)|G.I. Joe]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Captain Planet|Captain Planet]]''. These announcements generally convey messages against things such as drug use and littering, and usually feature characters from the cartoon, encouraging you to do right, but at the same time trying to appear cool by allowing the viewers to do it in a cool way.
*"Fresh" in this case means "first rate", while "fly" means "stylish".
*Blue Laser Commander asks Gunhaver how he could refer to the clothing item as pants, since British English speakers as himself would call them trousers (and use the term ''pants'' for underpants).

===Trivia===
*This is the first toon in which Foxface has been animated. As of this toon, all of the known Cheat Commandos have now been animated at least once, but not all of their voices have been heard yet.
*The [[Wikipedia:Serial number|serial number]] on the dollar bill that appears during the rap is 34678234678 on the left side and 67834jq8nds on the right. On a real American dollar bill the serial number would be the same on both sides, and the letters would be capitalized.
*The background beat of the song was made with a [[Wikipedia:TR-909|TR-909]] drum machine.
*The sunglasses that Crack Stuntman is wearing are [[Wikipedia:Aviator sunglasses|aviator sunglasses]], which were developed by [[Wikipedia:Ray-Ban|Ray-Ban]].

===Remarks===
*The Blue Laser Commander asks, "How could you possibly refer to these as pants?" but his minions implied that the clothes in question are indeed pants in [[Commandos in the Classroom]]. Fightgar was asked by a Blue Laser Minion to "put these wine coolers down [his] pants", presumably in the same way that the two minions have wine coolers down their pants. However, when the Blue Laser Minion realizes that Fightgar isn't wearing pants he says, "...er, down your headband."
*The golf clubs displayed are not putters, which are commonly used for miniature golfing, as the song refers to.
*The sound in this toon is considerably higher quality than usual. This was also done in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] and the character videos of the [[King of Town]] and [[Marzipan]].
*The rap song's overall rhythm and repetition of "come on, come on" is similar to Strong Bad's email song in the Easter egg at the end of [[senior prom]].
*When the Cheat Commandos are at the bonfire, they are flipped over and the "BL" logos on the Blue Laser minions are reversed.
*Even after [[Eggs (toon)]] and [[from work]] were released two weeks later, the [[Main Page Message]] linking to this toon still read "new cartoon!"

===Goofs===
*This toon's entry in the [[Toons Menu]] incorrectly shows a running time of 2:19 in the "Shorts" section. The time is shown correctly in the "What's New" section.
*Crack Stuntman's second "Pistols for Pandas" visor is just a mirror image of the first one, so the logo is reversed.
**This may be a reference to the trend within low budget, 1980s cartoons of simply mirroring animation.
*In the line up of the Cheat Commandos at the start of the toon, Fightgar does not have his stubble.

===Inside References===
*The visors [[Crack Stuntman]] is wearing have [[Pistols For Pandas]] logos on them.
*This is the second time Crack Stuntman has [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|mispronounced Gunhaver's name]].
*This is another reference to beach volleyball, which was first mentioned in [[Shopping for Danger]].
*This toon makes reference to [[Pants|pants]].
*The paint splatter background during the "Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh" segment of the song is identical to one seen in [[modeling]].
*Although not explicitly stated as such, the knives that Reynold's brother finds are rather [[Big Knives|big]].
*This song is described as a "[[Number One Jams|Number One Jam]]".
*There is an [[Interrupted_Conversations|interrupted conversation]] at beginning of this cartoon.

===Real-World References===
*The page title is a reference to such cartoons as ''[[IMDb:tt0090506|The Real Ghostbusters]]'' & ''[[Wikipedia:The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest|The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest]]''.

==See Also==
*The [[An Important Rap Song Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the rap song.

==External Links==
*[[hr:2manyknives.html|watch "An Important Rap Song"]]
*[[hr:2manyknives.swf|view the Flash file for "An Important Rap Song"]]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/songs/Too%20Many%20Knives.mp3 download the song "An Important Rap Song"]
*[[Forum:11038|forum thread re: "An Important Rap Song"]]

[[Category:Shorts]] [[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

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{{subtitlesLinks|2manyknives}}

Talk:Teen Girl Squad Issue 12

2007-02-12T19:21:20Z

RavuAlHemio:

I started working on a TGS Issue 12 page, but I didn't get very far. Since the page appears to be under construction, I'll just put my work so far on the Discussion Page in case it's of any use to anyone. (Sorry if this is the wrong thing to do; I'm not a frequent editor.) I also uploaded a few screenshots that can be used in the TGS12 article.

{{tgsnav|12|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_11|Issue 11|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1|Issue 1}}

[[Image:TeenGirlSquad12.png|200px|thumb|"SEVERAL BOYS!"]]

The Teen Girl Squad celebrates Valentines Day.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' <nowiki>{{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}</nowiki>, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Patchbeard|Patchbeard]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. Embalmo|Mrs. Embalmo]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy|Mindy]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Class Prez|Class Prez]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Wireless Wizard|Wireless Wizard]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#School|School]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Cafeteria|Cafeteria]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Cosplayover Camp|Cosplayover Camp]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Jail|Jail]]

:Hey, no problem. Only the transcript is in progress, feel free to change all other sections. I've copied some of your stuff over already :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 08:40, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Subtitle claim? ==

Go to [[Subtitles:tgs12/en]] if someone wants to claim it...

== Bulimia ==
I don't know how to start a STUFF page, but if someones wants to do that, I'd like to argue the "Gag me with a spoon refers to bulimia" statement. I suppose it does technically, but in this case, I'm sure the reference is more that it is a classic mid-90's Valley Girl phrase. --[[User:Racerx is Alive|racerx_is_alive]] 16:32, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

It's actually an 80s valley girl phrase, which makes it even more fitting for the era of Mindy's reign.

:I agree — I think the phrase means something like "that's so pathetic I'm going to puke", but I don't think it necessarily refers to bulimia, even in this instance. I see it's already been removed, so if someone strongly believes it should stay, then they can STUFF it. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:51, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

::I was the one who removed it (before signing up an account). I didn't see there was a discussion here, but it's gratifying to see that everyone here agrees with me on the issue. I just found it a stretch. Bulimics really aren't known to use spoons, and the phrase says nothing about vomiting, just gagging. So as someone who grew up in that era, I found the assertion ridiculous - [[User:Boffo97|Boffo97]] 16:57, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Cheerleader's shirt ==
Cheerleader's shirt reads "Who (heart)ed?" Gotta be a riff on "Who farted?" --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 17:07, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

:Sounds plausible to me — I can't think of what else it could mean. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Cheerleader's phone ==
Not necessarily an LG. Could be a [[Wikipedia:Danger Hiptop|T-Mobile Sidekick]]. --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 17:17, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== CRKR ==
Hmmm...Croaker? Meaning he's toast? --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 17:35, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:The phone looks like it's made out of CRacKeRs, to me. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:39, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
::Ah. After looking at again, I believe you are correct, sir. --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 18:04, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Frontways Cupid ==

Does anyone know what Frontways Cupid actually refers to? I'm assuming that Cupid is some emotion that has been done incorrectly, but I don't know what.

:I think it's supposed to be [[Wikipedia:Cupid|Cupid]] arching a bow and arrow. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:53, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== patchbeard vs. Peter Puberty ==

Which should we consider to be the name of the first boy that shows up: "Patchbeard" or "Peter Puberty"? Either way, the choice is somewhat arbitrary, since both could be construed simply as nicknames Cheerleader makes up for him. However, "patchbeard" is spelled with a lowercase p, and "Peter Puberty" is spelled with two uppercase ones. This is very uncharacteristic for TGS — normally all the sentences are entirely in lowercase or entirely in uppercase, regardless of proper nouns or beginnings of sentences. So, I lean towards "Peter Puberty" for his name, even though it may be arbitrary which one we choose. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:06, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:I prefer Patchbeard myself. (I'd also like to say that when it was first mentioned on the wiki, before I watched the toon, it sounded like a pirate to me.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::While we're at it... Does anybody else think ''Peter Puberty'' might be a poke at [[wikipedia:Pete Doherty|Pete Doherty]]? They both look pretty run-down... <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 19:21, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Website Sightings

2007-01-04T00:53:17Z

RavuAlHemio: /* Mind Body Guide */ Fixed link to many muscles.

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== The 2004 Cartoonist's Choice Awards ==
[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] won in the Best Use of Flash category at [http://www.ccawards.com/2004.htm "The 2004 Cartoonist's Choice Awards"]

==The $39 Experiment==
On a site called [http://www.the39dollarexperiment.com The $39 Experiment] a man named Tom Locke sent 100 letters to 100 companies asking for free stuff. In [http://www.the39dollarexperiment.com/march15.htm one letter] to "Del Monte Pet Products" Tom claims that he has a dog named [[Li'l Brudder]].

== 8-Bit Theater ==
*In [http://www.nuklearpower.com/redmage21.php Twinkin' out with RedMage 21:Errata!], a once-weekly advice column, a reader inquires: "How does strong bad type with boxing gloves"


== 8BitJoystick.com ==
In [http://www.8bitjoystick.com/archives/jake_how_to_burn_xbox_games_and_copy_protected_cds.php this article] about how to literally burn CDs, the author notes to "burn it properly like Trogdor burninates the peasants."

== Addicting Games ==
*[http://www.addictinggames.com The site] features [[Stinkoman 20X6]] and [[TROGDOR!]]
*[[Awexome Cross]] and [[Population: Tire]] were on the site before it was redesigned.
*In the game [http://www.addictinggames.com/trackmaster.html Track Master], if you get a good score it says good jorb.
*In the game [http://www.http://www.addictinggames.com/slacker2.html Slacker 2], after you beat the game there is an epilogue, and if you zoom in on Slacker's nametag, it has a picture of [[Homestar Runner]].

== All Your Base parody list ==
The [http://tmst.twu.net/ayb/ayb.htm TmsT Zero Wing Parodies Emporium] features "[http://tmst.twu.net/ayb/allyourstrongbad.htm All Your HomeStarRunner are belong to Trogdor]".

== The Andy Milonakis Show website (MTV2) ==
[http://www.mtv2.com/#andymilonakis The website] for this show has the marshmallow [[Wallpaper]] on the background of Videos, Photos, Episodes, Cast, and Shop.

==Animalxing.com==
*On the [http://www.animalxing.com/patternsv3/textures.php Textures] page, They have many Homestar related designs such as Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, etc. that can be found by typing in the search box.
*An image of [[Strong Bad]] to be used on the Animal Crossing cat, Blanca, appears [http://www.animalxing.com/blanca_ah.php here.]

== Atari Age ==
At [http://www.atariage.com this site], someone hacked the Atari "Donkey Kong" game. Player, Enemy, and Object sprites have been changed to resemble characters from Homestar Runner. [http://www.atariage.com/hack_page.html?SystemID=2600&SoftwareHackID=186 You can find it here].

== BB-Spot-''Which website are you?'' ==
In the [http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/02/website_quiz.php website personality test] at www.bbspot.com, one of the [http://bbspot.com/News/2005/02/website_quiz_all.html possible answers] you can get is Homestarrunner.com.

== Best Page In The Universe ==
{{sitelanguagenotice}}
In [http://maddox.xmission.com/aliens.html one article], Maddox rants about the amount of emails he gets, and remarks "I know there are other big websites out there that generate a lot of email (my sympathies to the Chapman brothers)". This must mean he is aware of homestarrunner.com, and according to his book signing tour in 2006, he likes Strong Bad.

==Brooks TV==
* Homestar can be seen in the bottom left panel in ''[http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6577/brookstvcspg10ky.gif this]'' comic.
* The main character, Brooks, kills Strong Bad by order of Homestar in a comic which can be seen [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35785234/?qo=18&q=by%3Abrooxweb+sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps here].
* In [http://btv.porplemontage.com/strips/BTV_STRIP_bighead.gif this] comic, Brooks mentions Butt IQ when answering fan mail.

== Bryan Waterman Interview ==
Bryan Waterman, who does the series "''[http://www.watermanstudios.com Waterman]''" had an interview and he mentioned the best internet cartoon was Homestar Runner:
<blockquote>
:''Who is your favorite flash movie artist or flash artists if you have more than one? What are some of your favorite flash movie series?''

:'''BRYAN WATERMAN:''' Above all else Homestar Runner not only do I love the cartoon, Mike and Matt are two good friends of mine. Bonus Stage is another one I really like and I do look forward to Joseph's animations.
</blockquote>
[http://www.medaverse.com/modules.php?name=Sections&op=viewarticle&artid=2&page=2 See It Here]

== Charlie Clay And The Clay Crew ==
At [http://www.freewebs.com/charlieclay/ this site], all of Season 1's episodes contain Homestar cameos.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2209220516.gif&s=x4 Episode 1] A Trogdor arcade game can be seen behind the Sonic arcade game that the crew is playing.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2209253732.gif&s=x4 Episode 2] The crew finds a grey monster, but when they put the flashlight on it, they find out it is actually Homestar and he helps them get their power back.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=1/2915224932.gif&s=x2 Episode 3] Jacob wears Homestar's shoes and gets beat up by Homestar, the text "ROCK'D" pops up when Charlie is hit by a rock in the head, the text "ROCK'D AGAIN!" pops up as a guy who commented the grammar error gets a rock thrown at his head, and Trogdor gets defeated by Charlie doing homing attack on him.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=2/3916110594.gif&s=x7 Episode 4] "Thief'd" is the episode name and Homestar gets stolen by the thief.

[http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=3/6215223823.gif&s=x10 Episode 5] Homestar escapes from the thief with Charlie.

== Choose your own change ==
If you submit a story to [http://www.cyoc.net Choose Your Own Change], the following message appears: "Your article has been received... If Instructions on the previous page have been followed your story will be posted soon, if not it will be [[DELETED|baleeted!]]"

== Comcast.net ==
[[Image:Comcast Homestar.PNG|thumb|It's Dot Net!]]
On June 10th, 2004, HomestarRunner.com was featured on [http://www.comcast.net Comcast.net's] main page as the icon for its "FUN FOR ALL AGES" news article, where [[Homestar Runner]]'s image was displayed, along with a link to the website and [[The Brothers Chaps]]' meeting with G4TechTV.

== Crash Mania ==
On [http://crashmania.topcities.com/ this] site, [http://crashmania.topcities.com/paltiny.png this] screenshot has the profile name listed as "[[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwgads]]".

==Crazy4stuff.com==
[http://www.crazy4stuff.com/ This] is a Homestar Runner related flash site, made by a 12 year old boy from Moorhead,MN. It also has a fanmade Homestar short which can be seen [http://www.crazy4stuff.com/dumbstarrunneronwideruledpage.html here], or the swf file [http://www.crazy4stuff.com/dumbstarrunneronwideruledpage.swf here].

== Dance Dance Immolation ==
On a site for Dance Dance Immolation, a flaming DDR, a gallery contains a picture of a man on fire with the caption "BURNINATED!!". [http://www.interpretivearson.com/gallery/album05?page=3]

== Dangerskew ==
*A flash developer on [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Black Sheep], Dangerskew, is a reference to [[Dangeresque]].
*Some of the games developed by this author are [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cheeserobots Attack of the Cheese Eating Robots], [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/industry Industry], and [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/redlight Red Light].

== Double-Tongued Word Wrester ==
Neolinguist Grant Barrett has done an [http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/comments/3102/ entry on "asplode"] on his site. It looks like "asplode" was not coined by the Brothers Chaps, but he agrees that "This term was popularized in 2004 by the character Strong Bad on the HomestarRunner web site."

== Duct Tape Guys ==
At [http://www.ducttapeguys.com DuctTapeGuys.com] on [http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/fashion/accessories/accessories1.html this]
webpage there is a picture of a duct tape backpack featuring Strong Bad, Marzipan, and Homestar.

== Engrish.com ==
The image featured on [http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=battery-instruction.jpg&category=Instructions&date=2006-10-25 this page] is Strong Bad's "Eating Five Batteries" illustration from [[english paper]].

== Episode Comparisons ==
The anime episode comparison site [http://mmpu.smuncensored.com/ Mew Mew Power Uncensored] sometimes uses the term [[DELETED|Baleeted]] and frequently uses the Teen Girl Squad-esque term [[-'d|DELET'D]] in their comparisons to say when a scene was cut out.

== Eric Conveys The Brothers Chaps? ==
*Eric at [http://www.emotioneric.com Eric Conveys an Emotion] got together with The Brothers Chaps for a rough and tumble game of football, complete with Eric's warped and hilarious sense of humor. See a step-by-step progression of [http://www.emotioneric.com/ae/?adv=thefootballgame The Game]. On page 1 [[Trogdor]] is in the background, on page 2 [[The Ugly One]] is in the background, on page 3 [[Old-Timey Homestar]] is in the background, on page 4 Homestar is in the background, on page 5 [[Strong Bad]] is in the background, on page 6, [[The Cheat]] is actually in the foreground, on page 7, [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]] and a keg of [[Melonade]] are in the background, and on page 8, [[Stinkoman]] is in the background.
*Also, in "Getting a great idea... while falling to your doom" Eric has a [[Homsar]] shirt on. [http://www.emotioneric.com/greatideafalldoom.jpg greatideafalldoom.jpg]

== Europa Universalis Forums ==
This site has a large number of fanfiction entries for Paradox Entertainment games, such as Europa Universalis and Hearts of Iron. The author Prufrock451 put a "Private Benedetto" in [http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=204565 this] Hearts of Iron 2 After Action Report. He's told to "keep that mess down".

==Fail!==
On the FAQ page of [http://fail.comicgenesis.com/faqs.html this] website, the ever-popular boxing glove question is asked.

== Fake Domain Registration Info ==
The [http://whois.webhosting.info/OLENE.NET. registration information] provided for "olene.net" references [[Mundelow]], [[Schenectady Crispies]], [[some kinda robot|Abdi LaRue]], [[Cheap as Free]], [[cheat talk|Cory, ND]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Free Country, USA]], [[Coach Z]], and [[Coach Z's Locker Room|his locker room]].

== FeedBurner ==
[[Image:FeedBurner_Sighting.png|thumb|Let's date.]]
On the [http://www.feedburner.com FeedBurner] website, in the section in which you can manage your feeds, random messages show up. One of them is this: "To the nearly 140,000 customers using FeedBurner... we are [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.html totally crushing] (in a good way)." The link takes you to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]].

== Finding Sushi ==
In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtn-QbGnaXM Part 4 of Finding Sushi], the opening is a complete rip-off of the email [[senior prom]], with JarJar(Bubbles) getting his very own cartoon show, very akin to The King Of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon show, complete with matching music. The first segment involves Marlin checking an email that is very similar to the sbemail [[different town]]. A music video is then done with The Different Town Song. Also, When Yoda throws the rocks at Nemo, the "Throw baby" sound clip from [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] plays. Also, in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWYlEsKoNAQ&mode=related&search= Part 5], [[Homsar]]s quote "Alms for the pudgy" from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] and [[Coach Z]]s quote "JEAOOOOOOOOORB" from [[A Jorb Well Done]] is used in the fake intermissions.

== Flame Warriors ==
The [http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/garble.htm entry for Garble] includes a reference to a certain [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|infamous question often asked of Strong Bad]].

== Flying Omelette's Kitchen ==
*According to [http://www.flyingomelette.com/ this site], Strong Bad may have been switched at birth with Viewtiful Joe or the Red Power Ranger as found in [http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/oddities45.html this article] .
*Also, The Cheat is compared to Pikachu in [http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/oddities31.html this article].

== The Force.net Humor ==
At a Star Wars Fansite's humor section one of their "Top 46 lists" titled 'Top 47 lesser known goals of the evil empire' says "Secret co-production of Dangeresque 1, 2, & 3" at number 8. [http://www.theforce.net/humor/topten/ct10_lesser_known_goals_pt1.asp The List] [http://www.theforce.net/humor The Site]

==Forum Stage==
On the main page, the description for episode 1 is "Idiot gets sucked into the internet creating a cartoon so bad, [[Homestar Runner]] died." It can be seen [http://www.editthis.info/FSwiki/index.php/Internet here.]

==The Four Word Film Review==
One of the reviews for [http://www.fwfr.com/display.asp?ID=63 Mars Attacks!] contains the review "Their hed a splode"

== Fred The Monkey ==
[http://www.fredthemonkey.com/ Fred the Monkey.com] is a Flash animation site that is greatly influenced by Homestar Runner. It's been around for three years now. Like Homestar Runner, the site features a "First Time Here"-video and a mailbag, very much like Strong Bad's e-mail, and in the sixteenth mailbag, he comments on how he gets a lot of emails from people pretending to be Strong Bad. Another more obvious reference is displayed in [http://www.fredthemonkey.com/cartoons/reviewSM2.html this toon], where Fred The Monkey wears a Strong Bad mask at the end.

== Fruitcake MIDI ==
Dr. Fruitcake, a famous video game music sequencer and remixer, has created a song called "The Occasional Beat (Strong Bad Remix)" in tribute to [[new hands]]. Check the song out [http://www.fcmidi.net/mp3/drf_bw_beat.mp3 here]. [http://www.fcmidi.net Fruitcake MIDI]

== Funny Junk ==
In a flash cartoon [http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm here](warning: adult material), Strong Bad is dancing in the middle of the screen at about the middle of the flash cartoon. He dances like he does in [[The Luau]].

== Funny Part ==
[http://www.funnypart.com Funny part], a website with numerous funny pictures, cartoons, and jokes, had [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues 2 and 3 on their website, though they have since been removed. 

== Futurama Madhouse ==
At the [http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar Futurama Madhouse], they have a regular feature on "Uses for a hacker".
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack498.png Use #498] is entitled "Homsar's Translator" and features everyone's favorite blue midget Homestar, [[Homsar]]!
**Also notable is the fact that the copyright reads "© [[Tandy 400]], [[The Brothers Chaps|Chapman Bros]]".
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack667.png Use #667] is entitled "Homestar Runner's Evil Twin", and features, just that.
*[http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/hacker/hack669.png Use #669], entitled "Strong Bad's Torture Victims Who Misspell Repeetedli", is the latest Homestar-related use for a hacker.

== G4TV ==

When under construction, the official site for [http://www.g4tv.com G4TV] displayed an error message which read [http://www.g4tv.com/errored.html?eventlog_key=1776941 "ERROR'ed!"]

==Gamecheetz==
*Homestar Runner is mentioned on the [http://www.gamecheetz.com GameCheetz] [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Links.html link] page under "Excellent Humorous Sites".
*In the comic [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Comic.php?comic=15692 "Buzz Buzz"], there's a caption in the 7th frame that reads "If you don't recognize this, then you need to go to homestarrunner.com".
*One of the Forum avatars is a picture of Ilko's head.

== GameFAQs ==
*On the [http://www.gamefaqs.com GameFAQs] video game database, there are pages for [[Peasant's Quest]] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/data/922153.html here] and [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/data/928815.html here], where each game has user-submitted walkthroughs, reviews and more, as well as its own message board!
*Homestar Runner is listed as a company [http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/company/75484.html here].
*Also, The Unofficial Homestarrunner board can be found [http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=575567 here.]
*On April Fools 2006, a [http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2333 poll] on GameFAQs listed a series of internet phrases, one of which being "YOUR HEAD ASPLODE".

== The Game Rag ==
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In [http://www.thegamerag.com/archives/2006/07/feature_my_24_hours_with_g4tv_2.php My 24 Hours With G4TV], the author writes at 3am: "[I]t’s late and I’m getting tired. I begin to go slightly insane, and draw [[Trogdor]] on the bottom of my foot." A [http://www.thegamerag.com/pics/Foot1.jpg photo] of his drawing is included in the article, sans wings.

== Golo Theme song ==
In this [http://web.mac.com/davidgonzalez3/iWeb/Site/Podcast/A3D987B8-0E97-4554-9478-C563F78E60F4.html song], D.J Silver and his little brother Diego both mention the email [[privileges]].

== Google ==
*During development, [[Wikipedia:Google Page Creator|Google Page Creator]] was codenamed "[[Trogdor]]".
*On an episode of Google Current, the host (Conor Knighton) wears a Strong Bad shirt. [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8426498908161701167&q=Aqua+Teen&pl=true Video]
*The [http://www.google.com/ig/directory?hl=en Google Personalized Home Page Content Directory] contains a [http://www.google.com/ig/directory?hl=en&num=24&url=http://www.interglacial.com/rss/homestar.rss&q=&start=0 Homestar Runner piece] that you can add to your personalized home page.

== Hardcore Gaming 101 ==
In the [http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/bioniccommando/bioniccommando.htm Bionic Commando article], the writer mentions a "strong Badd" (the name of the enemy army), and then proceeds to laugh over his gag and pointing it out.

== Holy Bibble ==
* On the comic page of comic [http://www.holybibble.net/index.php?id=93 #93], Cannan mentions "Every time somebody gets burninated in Holy Bibble, I get the most awesome dreams..."

== Homokaasu.org ==
A Homestar Runner [http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/gallery.gas?1331 wall-size printout] demonstrating homokaasu.org's Rasterbator software (Web service)

==Howstuffworks.com==
In this [http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/cold-heat1.htm article] about the Cold Heat soldering iron, they refer to the solder as being "burninated", an obvious reference to [[Trogdor]].

== IGN ==
*The image behind the Nintendo Wi-Fi Registration Tool is from a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic in [http://ds.ign.com/articles/665/665128p1.html this article].
*In the Animal Crossing: Wild World video review at the 2:52 mark, there is a selection screen where you pick the design for your clothes. There are three Homestar inspired designs, including the red star shirt, a Homestar head, and Strong Bad. The video selection page is found [http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682878/vids_1.html here], and the actual video is on the top left, or [http://media.ds.ign.com/media/682/682878/vid_1341240.html here.]
*Concerning a Video Game Law in Oklahoma, IGN titled the article "Oklahoma Burninates Game Law" found [http://wii.ign.com/articles/738/738882p1.html here].

== I-Mockery==
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*Pickleman and the Green Thumb of Triumph
**When you are bitten by the vampire bat, you become a block of cheese, accompanied with the message "CHEESED!". See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/pickleman-greenthumb/default.php here].
*I-Mockery's Great American Road Trip
**At a medievil fair, RoG sees a simplistic dragon toy, and compares it to [[Trogdor]]. See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/american-roadtrip/day4b.php here].
*EVOLUTION OF JACK!
**After Pjalne pretends to have stabbed himself in the arm, there is a picture of Andy with a caption of "Halloween'd", which is a direct reference to [[Teen Girl Squad]]. See the page [http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/jack3.php here].
*Bishop of Battle
**On the second page of his review, the image of the Bishop swallowing J.J. is captioned with a reference to [[StrongBadZone]], "YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!" A direct link to the page is available [http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/bishopofbattle/page2.php here].

== Insert Disc Two ==
In the sketch [http://www.insertdisctwo.com/jamesjoyce.htm My Dream Date with James Joyce], Lori Williams' character has a [[The Cheat]] doll on her bed.

== Inspirational Posters ==
A website cataloguing [http://www.thornyscrate.com/~wes/roleplaying/inspirational2/page_01.htm inspirational posters] based on role-playing games includes one titled "[http://www.thornyscrate.com/~wes/roleplaying/inspirational2/artistry.jpg Artistry]", which features the "S is for Sucks" from [[dragon]].

== Jay is games ==
[http://jayisgames.com/ Jay is games] is a site that reviews a large number of online games. They have had reviews of [[Peasant's Quest]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2004/08/peasants_quest.php] and [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] [http://jayisgames.com/archives/2006/04/thy_dungeonman.php].

== JengaJam.com ==
[http://www.jengajam.com This] website always puts up links to the latest Homestar updates. The name of the site came from Homsar's quote in [[Where's The Cheat?]]

== The Joshua Childers Show! ==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqpZLId31g/ The Joshua Childers Show!] is a webshow on [http://www.YouTube.com/ YouTube] where a teenager parodies different TV show genres. In the first episode, Joshua is seen wearing a [[Stinkoman]] shirt.

==Joystiq==
*One of the articles is entitled "[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/27/nykos-intercooler-may-burninate-the-xbox-360/ Nyko's Intercooler may burninate the Xbox 360]" and features a picture of the pencil-drawn Trogdor (from [[dragon]]) next to an Xbox 360 with an Intercooler unit.
*The "[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/15/todays-hottest-game-video-vga-06-motion-capture-skit/ Today's hottest game video]" article for the 15th of December 2006 features a screen capture from [[Sample of Style Too]] at the beginning of the article.

==Kingdom of Loathing==
When choosing who to fight in a Player vs. Player battle, you can Bully, [[Trogdor|Burninate]], or Backstab. [http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/]

==Kings of Chaos==
After attacking an enemy in the MMORPG [http://www.kingsofchaos.com/ Kings of Chaos], the victory page will sometimes say "You burninated the enemy!" an obvious reference to [[Trogdor]].

==Kotaku==
*On the page showing [http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/fish/splinter-cell-fishtank-gameplay-204975.php Splinter Cell: Double Agent "Fishtank Gameplay"], the author mentions that "PETA is going to get [[All up ons|all up ons]]".
*On the page listing [http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/comments/become-a-kotakuite-209163.php just how easy it is to comment on Kotaku], the word "BANNINATE" is used, an obvious pun on [[Trogdor|burnination]].
*In the "[http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/rainbow-six-vegas/rainbow-six-vegas-demo-out-on-live-but-not-in-vegas-209685.php Rainbow Six Vegas Demo Out On Live, But Not In Vegas]" article, the term "[[Double Deuce|double deuce]]" is used.

== La La La ==
The video "[http://www.flashplayer.com/music/lalala.html La La La]" on UGOplayer contains a few Homestar Runner characters, including Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. It also includes the Homestarmy wallpaper image, edited to suit the cartoon.

== Legendaryfrog.com ==
*In [http://www.legendaryfrog.com/flashmovies/kerri3.htm Kerrigan's Big Invention] there is a picture of Strong Bad and Homestar on the chalk board.
*In [http://www.legendaryfrog.com/flashmovies/avp.htm Senya's movie review: Alien V.S. Predator] there are several cheat commandos toys by the toy box.
*In the newest cartoon the main characters name is Brudder, an obvious referance to Lil' Brudder.

== Lemmy's Land ==
In one of [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/ Lemmy's] [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk35/lk35.php Funnies] called [http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lk35/lk35.php?&Submission=514 "Superstar Mario in Too Much Water"] By Drew, we see the classic "Scene missing" bit from [[Parsnips A-Plenty]] and [[The Homestar Runner]] says, "What?" while Mario was still drinking water to become fat.

== "The Lost Experience" ABC's Official Blog ==
In [http://blogs.abc.com/inside_the_experience/ Speaker's "Reader Mail 2"], after one question was repeated one too many times, Speaker angrily responds, "Grah! What? Who? GAH! Is this my 'How do you type with boxing gloves on?' question?"
Later, Speaker posted a "Video Reader Mail" on YouTube, which prominently featured the [[Kick The Cheat]] doll in the background and referred to "e-mail personalities" having raspy voices (like [[Strong Bad]]).

== Mind Body Guide ==
*Strong Bad is the featured image of a slightly tongue-in-cheek tally of the body’s many muscles on [http://mindbodyguide.ca/articles/biological-literacy-how-many-muscles.php this site].
*Strong Bad Email [[suntan]] is quoted when the article states, "let’s not forget the cloits and dloits!"
*The [http://mindbodyguide.ca/articles/biological-literacy-how-many-muscles.php#note1 footnote] says "There are no such thing as cloits or dloits. This is a reference to anatomy according to Strong Bad, which is hilarious, and included here entirely for the sake of comic relief. Kind of like the whole article, come to think of it."

== More Awesome Than You! ==
*[http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com This] page (warning: explicit "under construction" graphic) the index.html page title is "More Awesome Than You PAY PLUS!", an obvious reference to [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]].
*The main logo has a picture of [[Trogdor]] on it.
*Seven of the sub-forums are marked as been in the "[[Trogdor|Burnination]]" parent forum. One of the child forums in the "Burnination" parent forum is entitled "[[Peasantry]]". Another is titled "[[theme park|Bowels of Trogdor]]". Yet another is titled "[[Planet K]] [[20X6]]". A child forum under the "Peasantry" forum is "Made-Up Animals", with the description: "[[animal|If you were a sim, what would you like as if?]]". The desciption for the "Playsets & Toys" forum references the catchphrase of the [[Cheat Commandos]].
*Several phrases used are similar, or based on Homestar Runner phrases. Examples include: "Game exploding in a [[pom pom|big fiery ball that is visible from space]]" and "[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|GameCube is no place for a mighty warrior.]]"
*One of the available objects is the Trogdor topiary from [[Weclome Back]] ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,5284.msg151811.html#msg151811]).
*Part of the forum footer reads "[[Powered by The Cheat]]".
*Another available object is the [[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]] toy ([http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,6188.0.html]).

== Neglected Characters ==
*[http://www.smbhq.com/nc/ This] is a site where the Neglected Characters of Mario games are honored. One of them, [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/guide.html Dr. Donez], answers questions regularly (much like [[Strong Bad Email]]) at [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/askdrd.html Ask Dr. Donez].
**In [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/e501600.html question 595], [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/v14011500.html question 1412], and [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/v18011900.html question 1842] he gets asked how he types with boxing gloves on his hands, which he responds differently each time.
*In one of Bowser's [http://www.smbhq.com/nc/election/radical/bowser/speeches.html speeches], Koopa asks Bowser, "How do you know Trogdor?" and he replies "We went to Burniniation classes together."

== Neopets ==
*[http://www.neopets.com Neopets] released a new avatar with the caption "Your Lupe A Splode" which is an obvious reference to [[video games]] and [[StrongBadZone]].
[[Image:Yourlupeasplode.gif]]
*In this avatar, the caption reads "Garlic'd!" at the end-an obvious Teen Girl Squad reference.
[[Image:Runaway garlic.gif]]
*Another avatar features a Scorchio (a dragon-like Neopet) with the caption "Burninate!", an obvious reference to [[Trogdor]].
[[Image:Scordrax.gif]]
*Neopets also has an avatar reserved for theneopetsteam, a staff username, which references the "a splode."
[[Image:Tntasplode.gif]]
*There is also a Petpet Laboratory, that can change your Petpet's image, and one thing that can happen is your Petpet's name can change to [[So and So]].
== NES Horsemen ==
*On [http://www.neshorsemen.com/ this site], [http://www.neshorsemen.com/oreview.html this page] has several references, including a variation on the "dot dot dot" quote from [[Under Construction]] and a reference to the [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] ("featuring the most polygonal of technoligies"). [[20X6]] is also mentioned.

== Nintendojo ==
As an April Fools prank, Nintendojo put up a [http://www.nintendojo.com/infocus/view_item.php?1143867894 fake list of characters] for the upcoming Super Smash Bros. Brawl. [[Trogdor]] is among the characters listed.

== NoSlang.com ==
The [http://www.noslang.com NoSlang.com] [http://www.noslang.com/spelling.php "commonly misspelled words"] page has a statement saying, "Since not everybody owns a copy of '[[local news#Easter Eggs|Strong Bad's Rythm  N' Grammar]],' we've tried to do our part to help by compiling a list of common internet misspellings." It also posted a "Happy Birthday Trogdor" link from January 13th through January 16th, 2006.

== [http://oldeenglish.org Olde English] ==
In their [http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/general-procrastination General Procrastination] sketch, Raizin was holding off going to battle by going on the internet and watching the new [[Strong Bad Email]]. (which really wasn't even an email, he opened up the Strong Bad bio 'toon and the email menu.)

==OrbiTouch==
On the website for [http://www.keybowl.com/kb/index?page=benefits OrbiTouch], a new, safe way to type, they mention that you can "Type with Boxing Gloves On" in the lower right-hand side of one of their pages.

==Polas' Goodtime Retro Cafe==
In the [http://www.goodtimeretrocafe.com/other/commodore.html Commodore 64 "Classics"] review, [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] lyrics are used as the opening paragraph for the review of the game Thantos.

==Progressive Boink==
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/christmas100/index1.html The 100 Greatest Christmas Shows] list, the Homestar Runner Decemberween toons are grouped together and ranked at #79.
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/costumes/ The 50 Worst Halloween Costumes] list, Strong Bad is among those as "Any costume that may lead to poor voice impressions".
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/videogames/kyle.html Kyle's Top 20 Video Games] list (part of the site's [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/videogames/ 100 Favorite Video Games]), Kyle criticizes the voices of the enemies in Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee (his 9th favorite game) as sound "identical to Strong Bad".
*In [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hotties/jonhotties.htm Jon's Top 20 Most Beautiful Women] list (part of the site's ([http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hotties/ 100 Most Beautiful Women: 2003]), Jon describes his #1 pick, Shakira, as being famous for "the ability to sing like both a Latina schoolgirl and Homsar in the same verse."
*The entry for [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd/cheese.htm Cheese] (from the cartoon series "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends") in the [http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/ihbfd.htm Internet Hanna-Barbera Fashion Database] describes the show as being "located just down the block from Trogdor the Burninator and across the street from Juggernaut calling people b****es."

==Pure Pwnage ==
[[Image:Purepwnage_email.jpg|thumb|Jeremy from Pure Pwnage]]At the beginning of episode 10, Jeremy answers e-mails in the exact same style as Strong Bad does. The computer used says "[[Compy 386]]" in the corner.

http://www.purepwnage.com/ (WARNING: Contains language and derogatery terms!)

== PVP Online ==
[[Pan Pan]] shows up in a panda line-up on [http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20060421 pvponline.com], done by guest artist [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/ Howard Taylor].

== Rareware.com ==
In the [http://www.rareware.com/extra/scribes/24dec03/index.html December 24, 2003 edition] of the letters page Scribes, one letter states:

<blockquote>Can you answer emails in Flash like [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad]] does? I think it would be funny because we could all hear you speak with an [[sb_email 22|English]] accent, which us North Americans find amusing. :) Also, we could hear you groan when you get a bad one, like those other e-mails you get... you know, the ones that aren't sent by me.</blockquote>

The response:
<blockquote>''British'' accent, Arse, ''British'' accent. Anyway, no. That would be a terrible error.</blockquote>

== Real Ultimate Power ==
Parodies of [http://www.realultimatepower.net '''''Real Ultimate Power'''''] are everywhere. A fan [http://www.geocities.com/viggler/trogdor.html made one] featuring TROGDOR.

== Red vs Blue ==
*At [http://www.redvsblue.com Red vs Blue] they made a public service announcement about tattoos (It appears every 4 weeks or so in the season 1 archive). When Church suggests you get a tattoo of your favorite character from your favorite online comic (obviously referring to himself), Strong Bad's face appears on-screen instead.
*A Strong Bad and a Homestar sticker is also seen during the Red vs. Blue segment in the Halo 2 Limited Collectors Edition DVD, on the window of a door.

== Retarded Animal Babies ==
*In [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/181798 Retarded Animal Babies 10], when the characters get sucked into the internet, they walk by all sorts of Flash animation websites, including a Homestar menu page. They walk by it in disgust, saying "gay."

== RinkWorks Graffiti ==
Homestar is referenced twice on the [http://www.rinkworks.com/ RinkWorks] [http://www.rinkworks.com/graffiti graffiti pages].
*The text "[[50 emails#Homestar's attempts at DELETED|Baleted]]" can be seen [http://rinkworks.com/graffiti/index.cgi?g=12 here].
*An image of Strong Bad has been crudely pasted in to all the other crazy stuff going on [http://rinkworks.com/graffiti/index.cgi?g=14 here].

== Rocketboom ==
* On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2005/03/rb_05_mar_15.html 3/15/2005] espisode, we see a clip of the [[SXSW Panel - 14 Mar 2005|March 14th SXSW Panel]] and Amanda interviewing Homestar.

*On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2005/12/rb_05_dec_05.html 12/5/05] episode of the v-log [http://www.rocketboom.com/ Rocketboom], Amanda Congdon is wearing a Homestar Runner shirt.

*On the [http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/archives/2006/04/rb_06_apr_12.html 4/12/2006] episode, after Amanda reports about a human clock, she comments that she still likes her [[Strong Bad Clock]] better.

== Sam & Max Episodes ==
On the [http://www.telltalegames.com/samandmax/faq FAQ page for the new Sam & Max game,] Homestar Runner is mentioned--praised, even.

== The Schumin Web ==
The [http://www.schuminweb.com/ splash page] for November 2005 showed an image of Ben Schumin dressed up as [[The Thnikkaman]]. The same image also appears in the [http://www.schuminweb.com/schumin-web/archives/splash-page.asp Splash Page Archives].

== Shenmue II : The Gang Edition ==
In the fan-movie [http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/%7Eshenmuedojo/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14850&sid=4d196b2cc178187c5528f347a593e744 Shenmue II : The Gang Edition], when Ryo arrives at Guilin, he is distracted by a The Cheat Talking Plush Doll, which is the guardian of the village where Shenhua lives. 
Later, Ryo kicks the Plush Doll, making it complain.

== Shoot the Cliché ==
Trogdor appears as one of the clichés in this game from [http://www.anothersite.co.uk another site].
[http://www.anothersite.co.uk/news.php?artc=131& Click here] to play the game.

== Something Awful ==
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Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Mad, The Cheat and Marzipan appear as grotesque caricatures in [http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3714 Tub Bites vol. 2.]. The computer used in the toon appears to be a parody of the [[Compy 386]]. The first email is "[[DELETED!|Recycle Binned!]]". Homestar returns Strong Bad's ''[[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]]'' game, as well as some of his "[[Crap|crappy]] catchphrases" (the one used as an example is "[[Crap#Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations|holy crap!]]"). Also, this is reprised with an obvious parody of a "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]"-style Strong Bad e-mail in [http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3867&p=5 Karnov Bites].
*The Easter egg in Tub Bites 2 is a parody of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], featuring calls from parodies of Strong Bad, the King of Town, Homsar, Coach Z and Strong Sad.

== South Park Studios ==
Somebody at South Park Studios is a fan, as a January 28, 2006 [http://www.southparkstudios.com/show/display_faq_search.php?section=2&id=38887&search_faq= FAQ update] contains the following:

'''Q. - How do you type with boxing gloves on?''' A. - I'm sorry, this is "Ask South Park" not "Ask StrongBad ''(sic)''."

== the show ==
On the [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/09/090706.html September 7, 2006 episode] of [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/ the show], zefrank included a link to [[duck pond]] as a "silly thing".
Moreover, on the [http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/050106.html May 1, 2006 episode], the game can be seen on zefrank's monitor in the background.

== Stinkoman 20X6 on VGMusic.com ==
*[http://www.vgmusic.com VGMusic.com] have done a remix of some of the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack. However, since VGMusic doesn't allow direct linking to MIDI files, the creator has put them up on his website for download. The links can be found here:
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_levelselect.mid Level Select]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_levelstart.mid Level Start]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_level1.mid Level 1]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_boss.mid Boss Theme]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_level2.mid Level 2]
*[http://tyler.f85.net/midis/20x6_level8.mid Level 8]
These files were sequenced by Tyler Prevost.

== The Straight Dope ==
The StrongBadZone was submitted for [http://www.straightdope.com/columns/ Weird Earl's] on [http://www.straightdope.com/ The Straight Dope], a category featuring strange and/or awesome sites.

== Stick RPG 2 ==
On the [http://www.stickrpg2.com/news.php#1147888194 news post for May 17], there is a line that says "what are you using, a 386?", with "386" being a link to [[invisibility]].

== Strong Bad Pilots an F/A-22 Raptor ==
For a short time, Strong Bad could be seen on the Lockheed Martin [http://www.f22-raptor.com/ F/A-22 Raptor Team Web Site] [[:Image:sbf22.png|F/A-22 Raptor]].

==Suave==
[http://www.suave.net/~dave/trogdor.cgi This Suave page] is about Trogdor, Strong Bad, and The Cheat.

== Superdickery.com ==
*In a "Bizzaro letters" segment, one guy writes "Dear Strongbad: How do you type with boxing gloves on?" [http://www.superdickery.com/gabliam4-16.html]
*Also, the creator says "head a'splode" in a little blurb following [http://www.superdickery.com/other/256.html this comic cover]

== Technopets ==
On [http://technopets00.tripod.com technopets00.tripod.com], in the tpemail [http://technopets00.tripod.com/id36.html Icons], the e-mail message at the bottom says "Email me. Bad emails will be burninated, er burned"

==The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com==
[http://the-coolest-stuff-ever.com]This website is an obvious reference to HomestarRunner.com. The name and main page both come from the Sbemail [[credit card]], and they also have an easter egg with a fan-made, Homestar Runner Space Invaders game.
== ThinkGeek ==
[http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/722a/action/2111db4/ Here] there is a picture showing plastic toys dressed up for halloween. One of the toys is dressed up as Strong Bad (or, as they call him, "Strong Bob").

== Uncyclopedia==
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*On the ever-popular factually-inaccurate encyclopedia [http://uncyclopedia.org Uncyclopedia], the VfD (vote for deletion) template reads "Baleeted! This article is total crap. Please VFD."
*The template for articles that contain too much information reads: "This article contains way too much information. Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode. You can help Uncyclopedia by removing stuff."
*According to [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Homestar_Runner%27s_face_is_seen_on_milk_cartons_worldwide. this article], Homestar Runner has gone missing. Several inside references.
* In [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Errors.png this image], one of the error messages is the "[[:Image:this is real.png|Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.]]" error from [[50 emails]].
* One of the user awards includes [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Burninator Burninator].
*In the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Recentnews Recentnews] template, one of the news items reads that "An astremely astonishing asperiment has show that acessive asposure to '''[[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]]''' has an astraordinarily affect on grammar."
*If you attempt to restore [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Zork/File_1 File 1] of [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Zork Zork], you have some [[Grumblecakes]] in your inventory. You are also wearing the [[Kerrek]]'s belt.
*Fake (or at least, mostly fake) descriptions of the characters have been entered.
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner Homestar Runner]''': "A prolific actor (famous for playing the role of [[Matt Chapman]] in the 2000 movie "Flash Cartoonists")"
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Strong_Bad Strong Bad]''': One of "the most notable and prolific singer/songwriters of the past decade".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Coach_Z Coach Z]''': "An athletic genius" and "a prolific writer and rapper".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pom_Pom Pom Pom]''': "A large, balloon-like alien from the planet Inflatrosis".
**'''[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Trogdor_the_Burninator Trogdor]''': "The son of the Friendly Giant and Puff, The Magic Dragon".
*[[homsar]] has been "sporked" from this Wiki (see [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homsar here]). There is also an article on the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tandy_400 Tandy 400], as well as one on [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner_Wiki this Wiki].
*[[50K Racewalker|50K RaceWalker]] is listed as the 43rd [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Worst_100_Computer_Games_of_All_Time worst computer game of all time].
*There are [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/25#Category_.CF.80:_The_World_Wide_CoWeb 5 Homestar Runner variations] of the phrase "[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows You have two cows]".
*The start of [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Game:Game_Online Game Online] is a direct rip-off of the start of [[Thy Dungeonman]].
*Two of the choices for [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Monster the monster template] are "a [[The Yello Dello|Yello Dello]]", "a cavalry of [[Dongrel|dongrel]]s" and "a [[Bear holding a Shark|bear holding a shark]]".
*Two of the choices on the [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Template:Random/killed random "killed by" template] are "[[Trogdor|burninated]]" and "[[50 emails#Homestar's attempts at DELETED|BALEETED!]]"
*The page on [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nowhere Nowhere] starts with the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#Flagrant System Error|Flagrant System Error]] message.
*The [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Beowulf.jpg Beowulf image] has Strong Bad (with [[Ab-Abber 2000|abs]], a [[portrait|key-sword-tar]], and a [[Horned Helmet|horned helmet]]) and The Cheat (again, with a horned helmet) teaming up to fight Trogdor.
*On the article about the made-up superhero , [[Uncyclopedia: Captain Obvious|Captain Obvious]], a picture of Homsar is there, and his shirt is depicted as "One of the shirts custom made by Captain Obvious."

== Uni Watch ==
*Uni Watch, a blog devoted to following the trends of sports logos, jerseys, and other sports-related designs, links to the e-mail [[redesign]] in the December 1 blog entry "Keep Your [[Pants]] On". The "little animation", as it is refered to, is mentioned as a "good commentary on logo updates". [http://www.uniwatchblog.com/2006/12/01/keep-your-pants-on/]

== Urban Dictionary ==
On July 1st, 2005, the main page "word of the day" on Urban Dictionary was biz cas fri. (It is misspelled as "bis cas fri.") [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bis+cas+fri&defid=801385]

Various other phrases and words are defined on the site (with varying degrees of accuracy in spelling and content) such as [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Teen+Girl+Squad Teen Girl Squad], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Strong+Bad Strong Bad], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=homestar+runner Homestar Runner], [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fhgwhgads fhqwhgads], and [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Somebody+get+this+freaking+duck+away+from+me "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"].

== Variousimmers ==
On [http://www.variousimmers.net this site] dedicated to modding [[Wikipedia:The Sims 2|The Sims 2]], two of the objects are a [[Painting of a guy with a big knife]] ([http://www.variousimmers.net/vsimforum/showthread.php?t=518 here]), and a Strong Bad [[monument]] ([http://www.variousimmers.net/vsimforum/showthread.php?t=1568 here]).



== VG Mix ==
[http://www.vgmix.com/song_view.php?song_id=615 Here] there is a remix of the first racing tune from Rad Racer (which is also Stinkoman's theme). The title references to [[japanese cartoon]] and the song itself contains quotes from said e-mail.

== Visitmypiczosite.piczo.com ==
*On Life On Sedna's Weekly Fanstuff for [http://pic2.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite/?g=18673430&cr=2 The Last Week Of August], the official logo for Life On Sedna (See Comic Sightings) is drawn on a whiteboard. Also, a funny drawing of Homestar is there.

== Wikipedia's April Fool's Day Article 2005 ==
Homestar in his Daisy Dukes was eventually added to the somewhat lengthy Wikipedia April Fool's Day 2005 article detailing a hostile takeover of Wikipedia by Encyclopedia Britannica. He was part of Wikipedia's "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11827614#New_corporate_structure new corporate structure]" as the Minister of Long Pants. He was then pictured lower on the page in the "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11828885#Immediate_aftermath Immediate Aftermath]" section, then moved to the "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11833150#Related_Information Related Information]" section, then finally [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&oldid=11833471 dropped] altogether. The page as it exists now can be found [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:April_1%2C_2005/2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia here], and the edit history for the page [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia&action=history here]. Strong Bad was also named Minister of Deleting email, and is found directly under Homestar's listing.

== Youtube ==

While [http://youtube.com YouTube] was down for maintenance on August 17 2006, pictures of the youtube offices were posted on the youtube homepage. Two of them showed a Kick The Cheat doll. [[:Image:Cheattube1.jpg|photo 1]], [[:Image:Cheattube2.jpg|photo 2]].

== ytmnd ==
Many Homestar Runner-related [http://ytmnd.com You're The Man Now, Dog] pages have been [http://ytmnd.com/list/?search=homestar created], such as [http://hatesomuch.ytmnd.com/ this one], which involves the [[Cheat Commandos]], [http://hr10versary.ytmnd.com/ this one] wich is an anniversary site, [http://homestarspin.ytmnd.com/ this one], which includes a scene from [[dangeresque 3]], and [http://ytmnd.com/list/?search=freakin+duck these], which all reference [[Main Page 13]]. [http://missingno.ytmnd.com/ OH NOOOOOOES!!! MISSINGNO!] has one of the [[System Sounds]] looping.

==Zingtech==
The [http://www.zingtech.com/features/painting/ paintings] section of the website features an acrylic painting entitled [[Painting of a guy with a big knife|"Guy With a Big Knife"]].

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2006-10-29T12:52:42Z

RavuAlHemio: grave => acute again

{{sbenav|150|candy product|senior prom}}
[[Image:Doppelgangers.png|thumb|"Save the last email for Strong Bad..."]]
In this, his sesquicentenn-email, Strong Bad constructs an alternate universe portal with the help of The Cheat and visits alternate realities, along with many of his doppelgängers, while Homestar tries to make a real fruit smoothie.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Strong Badman]], {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Vector Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]], {{Film|Pom Pom}} (silhouette), {{Film|Strong Mad}} (silhouette), {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}} (silhouette), {{Film|Marzipan}} (silhouette), [[The Fat Bee]], [[Keyboard Strong Bad]], [[Puppet Character Variations#Puppet Strong Bad|Puppet Strong Bad]], [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]], [[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, [[Sterrance]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badman's Apartment]], [[Stages#Old-Timey Stage|Old-Timey Stage]], [[Vector Field]], [[flashback|Flashback]] [[Race Track]], [[Strong Badia]] (puppet), [[Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure]], [[Pie Factory]], Interdimensional Void, Recording Studio, [[The Pond]] (Easter Egg), Black Lodge (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' April 4, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 5:53

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing over guitar music}'' I've been walking on clouds and flipping off rainbows, on the wiiiiings of an emaiiil...

''{Cut to a wide view of the desk. Strong Sad is standing to the right of Strong Bad with a classical guitar. Strong Bad turns to face him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, man.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No prob, Bob.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: alternate univer$e</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
Got some ?'s for you: 
1. What would you do with a hundred million dollars? 
2. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in 
an alternate universe somehow? 
Jody (not a girl), TX
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "question marks" for "?'s", and "Number one" and "Number two" for "1." and "2.", respectively.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says everything inside parentheses normally}'' Ya know, you could probably ditch that (not a girl) thing, if you just replaced it with something tough and cool and kool and tuff. Like (Bulldozer). Jody (Bulldozer). Nobody's gonna think that guy's a girl. ''{clears screen}'' Well Ms. Dozer, you pretty much answered question mark #1 ''{read "number one"}'' with question mark #2 ''{read "number two"}''. Cuz a hundred million dollars is exactly how much The Cheat spent on our alternate universe portal.

''{Cut to a wide view of the desk. The Cheat is standing to the right of the Lappy with a blender containing a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Isn't that right, The Cheat?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? This thing only cost us fourteen bucks?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{agreeing The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well... that's like a hundred million dollars in... dog years, right?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leans towards The Cheat suddenly}'' All right! Mash go on that blender!

''{Camera zooms out a little as The Cheat presses a button on the blender. The blender shoots out white bolts as the lighting in the room flashes. Soon after, the blender stops with the Game Boy intact, and there is a large swirl to the right of the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-ho-ho! Swirly Photoshopped magic! I bet this thing could release some serious Cacodemons. So... ''{The Cheat turns to face Strong Bad}'' What? I— I just jump in?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaning backwards}'' Ohbee Kaybee! ''{jumps off the stool and towards the swirl}'' Jump!

''{As soon as Strong Bad touches the swirl, everything except him and the swirl turns black and white. Strong Bad distorts horizontally and vertically, then "springs" into the swirl. Cut to a panel of a comic strip with a number of buildings drawn in it. A caption at the top of the panel reads "IN A BULDING..."}''

'''NARRATOR:''' In a bulding...

''{Camera shifts to the next panel, which shows an empty room. Strong Bad appears, with "VOIP!" appearing next to him briefly. While in the comic, everything Strong Bad says is also shown in a speech bubble.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Where am I?

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is in an action pose on a yellow background. Everything he says also appears in a speech bubble, and is not lip-synced.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{in large red text}'' STINY! ''{normal text}'' We have a visitor from an alternate universe!

''{Next panel. Strong Bad appears in the same room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking to the right}'' It's Strong Badman! And his well drawn abs! ''{looks to the left}'' But... why are we in a crappy apartment instead of a secret underground lair... ''{looks back to the right}'' ...filled with secret underground gadgets?

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is shown from the chest up in front of a blue background.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' Because mere mortal... this apartment...

''{Next panel. Strong Badman appears in front of a red background with his arms in the air. A thunderclap can be heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{speech bubble is large, yellow and pointy}'' ...is rent controlled! ''{next speech bubbles are regular}'' And... water's included.

''{Next panel. A kitchen and bathroom sink are shown with the faucets running. The bathroom tap has the word "FROSH!" next to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Is that why all your faucets are running?

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is standing in a room.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{each syllable appears individually in red text and is not in a speech bubble}'' Mu-hu-ha-ha-hah! ''{regular speech bubble and text}'' Those dimwits down at the public works won't know what hit them!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walking in from left}'' So, that's your evil plan? To waste water?

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' And not pay for it!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta tell ya, Strong Badman... this part of your comic is pretty boring. I'm gonna see what's going on further down the page. ''{jumps out of the current panel}'' Jump!

''{He falls down three panels. There is a woman with a big knife sitting on a giant robotic snake.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Now we're talkin'!

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is in the left of the panel, Strong Bad in the center, and there is a TV with the previous panel on it (minus Strong Bad) to the right.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' You're not kidding!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha?

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' Now we have expanded basic cable...

''{Next panel. Close-up of a cable running through a hole in the wall.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Stolen from my neighbor!

''{Next panel. Strong Bad is in front of a yellow background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who's writing this issue? The geniuses behind She-Hulk? ''{looks up}'' The Cheat?

''{Cut back to the Computer Room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice is slightly distorted, and a speech bubble appears from the swirl}'' A little frappe action, if you please.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Single "squeak"}''

''{The Cheat turns around and turns on the blender. Cut back to the previous comic panel. Strong Bad disappears with the same "VOIP!" with which he appeared.}''

''{Next panel. Strong Badman is in the same pose as when he first appeared, but flipped around and with a green background.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' ''{in large red text}'' STINY! ''{normal text}'' Keep flushing those toilets!

''{Cut to the Old-Timey stage. Old-Timey Strong Bad is standing on the stage with curtains behind him. To the left of him is a sign that reads "STRONG BAD and his GOODE-TIME PARLOR TRICKS". An audience can be seen silhouetted at the bottom of the screen.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Yes, and for my next parlor trick, I shan't make anything ''{faces left}'' appear!

''{Strong Bad appears to the left of Old-Timey Strong Bad. He is still in color.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. H-hi.

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{crowd starts booing}'' You brightly colored baboon! You ruined my vaudeville!

''{The Homestar Runner's dance music plays as tomatoes are thrown at the two Strong Bads.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah! Shades of gray tomatoes!

''{Strong Bad disappears as Old-Timey Strong Bad looks to the left.}''

''{Cut to Vector Strong Bad floating above a vector field. Strong Bad appears to the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What is up, my enormous vector brother?

''{As Vector Strong Bad speaks, his words come out of his mouth in red vector-style text. They disappear after a short while.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' HELLOTE.

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, uh... ''{cut to close-up of Strong Bad}'' what do you do for fun around here? ''{cut back to previous view}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' I SPLO STUFF UP.

''{Strong Bad jumps backwards slightly to avoid the "UP", which promptly explodes with vector graphics.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, that's pretty cool.

''{Stinkoman walks in from the left.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, guys! How's challenges?

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' WHAT IT IS MY DOGE?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, you two know each other?

''{Cut to close-up of Stinkoman.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{smiles}'' Oh, totally sure! ''{leans forward and waves one of his arms}'' He's my training simulator!

''{Cut back to previous view.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Check it out!

''{Vector Strong Bad starts moving left and right, shooting squares from his mouth. Stinkoman jumps around and dodges the squares. Strong Bad also jumps over and around the squares, but appears to have more difficulty doing so. Game music from [[video games]] plays. After a few seconds, they all stop.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Nice work, big nose!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Big nose?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Your nose!

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' LEVEL 2

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh.

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uh-oh.

''{Stinkoman silently laughs as Vector Strong Bad shoots a series of squares directly at Strong Bad. As they explode, Strong Bad disappears. Vector Strong Bad then shoots some squares at Stinkoman, which he dodges.}''

''{Cut to a field in the style of [[flashback]]. Tiny Handed Strong Bad is standing close to the camera. Strong Bad appears to the right. All text appears in a white rectangle near the bottom of the screen.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' And so, ''{Strong Bad starts looking around}'' both Strong Bads entered the 'Dig To China With Your Ears Contest.'

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is just about... the second or third to worst contest I ever heard of.

''{Cut to a silhouetted view of the field. Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs and Marzipan are standing to the right of a banner which reads "the contest began!!". Tiny Handed Strong Bad is underneath the banner.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' The contest began!

''{Cut to a close-up of Tiny Handed Strong Bad rubbing his head on the ground near a line marked "start".}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' And tiny-handed Strong Bad rubbed his head on the ground... ''{cut to a wide view; Strong Bad is sitting on a hammock with his Dangeresque sunglasses on.}'' while our Modern Day Hero maxed and relaxed.

''{Cut to Tiny Handed Strong Bad standing near the camera again, as in the first shot. A hole is visible near the background, and a giant glass of root beer appears in the center.}''

'''TINY HANDED STRONG BAD:''' I struck it rich!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Said T.H.S.B.

''{Cut to a zoomed out view of the previous scene, but with the giant glass of root beer in the center. The Fat Bee is seen holding Strong Bad's hammock up.}''

'''TINY HANDED STRONG BAD:''' A giant mug of frosty root beer!

''{Old-Timey Strong Bad appears to the left in a bathing suit. Tiny Handed Strong Bad looks at him.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Zounds! A sarsparilla swimming hole! Last one in's a freemason! ''{he half-runs toward the root beer and jumps in}'' Jump! ''{this last word does not appear in a subtitle}''

''{Strong Bad disappears. Keyboard Strong Bad appears at the bottom left of the screen and dances while playing a tune.}''

''{Cut to a screen in the style of Puppet Stuff. Puppet Strong Bad is standing in front of the Strong Badia fence. The Tire and Stop Sign are visible. Strong Bad appears to the right. Music starts playing and both Strong Bads dance in sync with each other. After a moment, Strong Bad disappears again.}''

''{Cut to Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure. Strong Bad appears lying down on top of it. He slowly slides down, then disappears.}''

''{Cut to the abandoned factory from [[highschool]]. Teenage Strong Bad is standing to the right. Strong Bad appears to the left.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Stripéd pants.

''{Strong Bad disappears. Cut to the interdimensional void, which changes colors constantly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice slightly distorted}'' The Cheat! Cool out on the liquefy button, man!

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar standing next to the blender in the Computer Room. The blender still contains the Game Boy, but now also contains a green substance. One and a half avocados are sitting on the desk, along with a jar that reads "Total Load". Homestar is pressing buttons on the blender.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm trying to make me a real fruit smoothie here!

''{Cut to a wide shot. Tiny Handed Strong Bad is standing to the left, with Senor Cardgage, Old-Timey Strong Bad and Da Huuuuuudge to the right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Any of you guys got any bee pollen?

''{As Homestar presses another button, Strong Bad appears next to the portal and Strong Badman appears on the left side of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar! Quit messing with my alternate universe portal!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slowly}'' I'm trying to replenish some electrolytes, if you don't mind!

''{Homestar presses another button on the blender. He and the portal both suddenly disappear, and Sterrance appears on the desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking around}'' Wow. Just look at all these Strong Bad-related faces. What an all-star cast! What say we all form a supergroup and record a number one jam!

''{All of the Strong Bad clones groan.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{off-screen, simultaneously with Old-Timey Strong Bad}'' I guess...

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously with Stinkoman}'' If we must.

''{The screen fades to black, and then cuts to Strong Bad in a recording studio. Some music starts playing, and continues through the rest of the e-mail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' There's a crazy world of e-mails in this crazy world. ''{Cut to a reversed view of Strong Bad.}'' Checkin' 'em down, checkin' 'em down...

''{Cut to Stinkoman standing next to Strong Badman and Old-Timey Strong Bad.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' I hope it's from a girrrrrrrl! 

''{Old-Timey Strong Bad winces and looks toward Stinkoman on his last word. Cut to a zoomed out view of the scene, revealing (from left to right), Stinkoman, Strong Badman, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Strong Bad, Vector Strong Bad, Keyboard Strong Bad, Senor Cardgage, Teenage Strong Bad, Sterrance and Tiny Handed Strong Bad. Strong Badman's words appear in speech bubbles next to him.}''

'''ALL STRONG BADS:''' ''{singing}'' Save the last email for Strong Bad!

''{Cut to Senor Cardgage at the recording studio.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{singing}'' Let the little children go.

''{Cut to Vector Strong Bad in the field, which now has blue lines running above and below it.}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I HOPE THEY DON'T A SPLODE

''{Cut back to a panning view of all the Strong Bads.}''

'''ALL STRONG BADS:''' ''{singing}'' Save the last email for Strong—

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad in the recording studio just before "Bad".}''

'''ALL STRONG BADS:''' —Bad!

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Save the last email for Strong Bad!

''{Da Huuuuuudge fades in from the right.}''

'''DA HUUUUUUDGE:''' ''{singing in a high voice with vibrato}'' Save the last email for meeeee!

''{A comic panel with Strong Badman in front of a green background slides into the upper-left corner toward the end of Da Huuuuuudge's line.}''

'''STRONG BADMAN:''' Save the last email!

''{Cut back to a view of all the Strong Bads. The camera slowly zooms out during Strong Bad's line.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, 2005. I-I mean six.

''{The music stops. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on Teenage Strong Bad's hat to see a creation of Strong Sad's ideas from [[Sbemail 150?!?]]:
:''{Piano music, fade in on Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs while black coffee continually streams down his mouthless face. Cut to a close-up of the pear with its eyes googling, then to another shot of the pear from behind Coach Z with his arm raised higher. Then cut to a close-up of Coach Z's head. Fade via black to the original shot. Homestar appears next to Coach Z.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{subtitled, in a fake backwards-sounding voice}'' Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear... ''{clears his throat, starts talking normally with no subtitles}'' I suggest you give it to someone who will.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{distressed}'' I don't know what's going on, Homestar, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!

*At the end, click on Senor Cardgage's head to see Strong Bad's meeting with him:
:''{Senor Cardgage is sitting in a boat on a lake, holding a stick with fishing line tied to the end, hanging over the side. Strong Bad appears in the boat.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage! My life is complete.
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth. Say hello to my tacklebox. ''{holds up said tacklebox}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello there, tacklebox. ''{smiles}'' I'm such a big fan.
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''You're'' gonna adopt me?
:''{Strong Bad disappears}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen and echoing slightly}'' Aw, man!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
* A [[Wikipedia:Doppelgänger|Doppelgänger]] refers either to a creature from folklore that mimics people's appearances as an omen of death, or to the theory that everyone in the world has someone else that looks exactly like them.
* [[Wikipedia:Sarsaparilla|Sarsaparilla]] (spelled incorrectly as "sarsparilla" in the flashback scene) is a type of plant used to make beverages, and is a common ingredient in [[Wikipedia:Root Beer|root beer]]. It is more commonly pronounced "sass-parilla" than "sar-sparilla" or "sar-sa-parilla". It is also commonly misspelled "sasparilla".
* [[Wikipedia:Rent control|Rent control]] is a policy used in some urban communities where the market price is deemed too high. Rent controlled dwellings are highly coveted in the communities where they are available.
* Strong Bad's conversion of fourteen dollars into [[Wikipedia:Dog years|dog years]] refers to the often-confused (and inaccurate) folk formula that dogs age seven "years" for every human year.
*A freemason is a member of a fraternal men's organization such as the [[Wikipedia:York Rite|York Rite]] or the [[Wikipedia:Scottish Rite|Scottish Rite]]. Other organizations permitting women and/or minors as members, including [[Wikipedia:DeMolay International|DeMolay]], [[Wikipedia:Job's Daughters International|Job's Daughters]], [[Wikipedia:Order of the Eastern Star|Eastern Star]], etc., also fall under the umbrella of [[Wikipedia:freemasonry|freemasonry]].
*[[Wikipedia:Electrolyte|Electrolytes]] are solutions of [[Wikipedia:Ion|ions]] (such as sodium and potassium salts) that are lost during [[Wikipedia:perspiration|perspiration]]. Drinks containing electrolytes, such as popular sports drinks, are often used to ease [[Wikipedia:Dehydration|dehydration]].
*[[Wikipedia:Vaudeville|Vaudeville]] is a style of multi-act theatre that flourished in North America from the 1880s to the 1920s, later succeeded by silent movies. Acts included anything from acrobats to mathematicians, from song-and-dance duos to trick high divers.
*The "Dig To China With Your Ears Contest" may be a reference to old cartoons of the 1930s through 1960s that involve characters going through the center of the earth in some way or another and coming out on the other side, ending up in China.
*A [[Wikipedia:Supergroup (music)|Supergroup]] is a musical group comprising artists who were previously members of earlier, well-known groups.

===Trivia===
*This email was the longest email when released, almost a full minute longer than [[flashback]] (previously the longest). However, [[retirement]] is longer.
*When Strong Bad jumps down several panels in the Strong Badman comic, he passes a panel containing an explosion (with the word "TADAOW!"), and another panel with [[Deutschman]] (from [[haircut]]) holding a chain of sausages. Deutschman is saying "KINDER UBERRASCHUNG!!", the German name for [[Wikipedia:Kinder Surprise|Kinder Surprise]] (though Uberraschung should be spelled Überraschung).
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#weird dreams|weird dreams]]".
*This is the first time Stinkoman has been seen smiling without laughing.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad has no visible nose or ears, despite the fact that those body parts were mentioned in this email.
*Senor Cardgage is the only one of Strong Bad's alter egos who had been seen talking with him prior to this email, as seen in [[kind of cool]], [[garage sale]], and [[Senorial Day]].
*This is a [[Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|rare]] occasion of Strong Bad being nice to Strong Sad.
*In [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Strong Sad is seen writing with his right hand. However, in this email, Strong Sad is playing the [[Strong Sad's Guitar|guitar]] [[Left Handedness|left-handed]], though it is possible that Strong Sad is ambidextrous.
*Although it can be argued whether or not Stinkoman has actually smiled before, this is the first time his mouth has been recognizably smile-shaped.
*The puppet Strong Bad is the only doppelgänger Strong Bad visited that did not appear in the ending screen, for obvious reasons.
*This is the first time we hear the Da Huuuuuudge's voice.
*Frappé is spelt as "Frappe" when Strong Bad talks to The Cheat. It is lacking the accent.
*In the recording studio, the characters are using wireless microphones. While wireless microphones are handy in live performance (to prevent signal loss on a long cable run, as well as to avoid tangling of cables), they are actually rarely used in studio work because a cabled microphone will deliver truer fidelity.
*Homestar pronounces the word "fruit" without his usual speech impediment.
*During the Vector Strong Bad segment, the cartoon's border changes to red.
*Not all Strong Bad versions were included, such as his PBTC version.

[[Image:Altuniv1318-1319.png|thumb|From blue to green.]]
*When Strong Bad gets the root beer, the hole is now under the hammock; before, it was beside the hammock.

===Goofs===
*During the "Because, mere mortal" comic scene, the panel below the next panel has a blue background. In the next scene ("Is rent controlled!"), that panel now has a green background.
*The second time everyone says "Save the last email for Strong Bad", you can see that Strong Bad's pants have changed from black to dark navy, but not the pant legs. (Compare to Keyboard Strong Bad standing next to him.)
**This happens a few times in the email, such as when Strong Bad meets Vector Strong Bad.
*During the recording session at the end, the wall's grey spot pattern is made from a single image of dots copied and pasted multiple times. This results in some half dots appearing between the copied images.
*When Strong Bad first jumps into the Alternate Universe Portal, his stool disappears briefly while he's in the process of warping. It briefly reappears after Strong Bad leaves, but for the remainder of the email, the stool is missing.
*After cutting to the wide shot showing The Cheat with the blender, the Lappy's screen includes the text "Isn't that right, The Cheat?", even though Strong Bad didn't actually type it.

[[Image:Alternateuniversegoof.png|thumb|Disappearing start line.]]
*In the "Save The Last Email" song, Vector Strong Bad is behind Strong Badman, yet his white and green lines appear above Strong Badman when talking/singing.
*In the "Dig to China with your ears contest" part, the starting line disappears when the camera cuts to the giant mug of root beer.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the email was released, "girl" was misspelled as "gir" in Jody's email. This was fixed shortly thereafter.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's intro song refers to flipping [[the bird]].
*Strong Sad was previously seen playing an acoustic guitar in a recent [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-02|Sketchbook]], although that guitar was a twelve-string. Here he plays a six-string classical guitar.
[[Image:HSRTimeMachine.PNG|thumb|Homestar's Time machine]]
*The alternate dimension machine is a [[Blender#Game Boy in a Blender|Game Boy in a Blender]]. In [[2 emails]], Homestar claims to have made a time machine by sticking a Game Boy in a [[Blender|blender]] while the email is fast-forwarding.
*This is another example of [[Mashing Go|Mashing Go/Play]].
*The "In a bulding"  line, including its accent and pronunciation, is straight from the [[Sketchbook (video)|DVD Sketchbook]] (though it was spelled correctly there).
*Strong Bad visits many previous emails in his travels:
**Strong Badman and Stiny originated in [[superhero name]].
**Deutschman originated in [[haircut]].
**Vector Strong Bad is from [[video games]].
**Stinkoman originated in [[japanese cartoon]].
**Tiny-handed Strong Bad is from [[flashback]].
**Keyboard Strong Bad originated in [[crazy cartoon]] and played the same song then as in this email. 
**Da Huuuuuudge and Sterrance are both from [[animal]].
**Teenage Strong Bad and the term "stripèd pants" are from [[highschool]].
**Senor Cardgage originated in [[kind of cool]].
*In addition, some of the music accompanying the scenes Strong Bad visits are also reused from other parts of the website. They include:
**The music from [[action figure]]; later used in [[suntan]] and [[army]] (during the Strong Badman scene).
**Old-Timey Strong Bad's theme music from [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]; later used in [[50 emails]] (during the Old-Timey scene).
**[[The Homestar Runner]]'s dance music (also during the Old-Timey scene).
**The synthesized drum tune from [[Main Page 21]] (during the [[Vector Field]] scene).
**The music from [[flashback]] (during the [[Original Book]] scene).
**Keyboard Strong Bad's demo music from [[crazy cartoon]].
**The weird music during Coach Z's dream scene from [[A Jorb Well Done]]; later used in [[lures & jigs]] (during the fishing Easter egg scene with Senor Cardgage).
**The creepy music during Strong Sad's storyboard scenes from [[Sbemail 150?!?]] (during the Coach Z Easter egg).
*The fence used for the puppet Strong Badia set is the same one used in [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]].
*The Easter egg with coffee-drenched Coach Z and the eyeball pear begins exactly as described and storyboarded by Strong Sad in [[Sbemail 150?!?]]. Also, the word ''sesquicentenn-email'', which would mean "150th email", was coined by Strong Sad in Sbemail 150?!?.
*The fishing boat, lake and background sounds are all from [[lures & jigs]].
*The woman on Strong Badman's television is holding a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]].
*"Doge" is a reference to [[Biz Cas Fri 1]], where Homestar misspells the word "dog" ("dawg") the same way.
*This marks the second time in which characters from at least two different universes come together in one universe. The first time was in [[20X6 vs. 1936]], in which The Homestar Runner shows up on [[Planet K]].
*Strong Bad comments that the "Dig To China With Your Ears Contest" is the "second or third to worst contest I ever heard of." The worst contests that originated in children's storybooks are likely to be the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" from the [[Original Book]], and the "Ten Step Footrace" from [[flashback]]. 
*This is another appearance of the [[Dangeresque]] sunglasses.
*The word "VOIP" is a reference to [[The Robot|The Robot's]] sound effect from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
*Strong Bad previously mentioned "real fruit smoothies" in [[mascot]] when the team won the game.
*Homestar Runner's "real fruit smoothie" is another example of a [[Concoctions|concoction]].
*Stinkoman's line in the song "I hope it's from a girl" is a reference to the e-mail song in [[dragon]], "Every week I hope that it's from a female!".

=== Real-World References ===
* [[Wikipedia:Cacodemons|Cacodemons]] are evil spirits or demons, the opposite being an angel or "agathodemon". However, the name cacodemon is better known as the flying, red, one-eyed enemy from the ''[[Wikipedia:Doom|Doom]]'' series of computer games. The plot for these games involved demons escaping hell via portals.
* [[Wikipedia:Adobe Photoshop|Adobe Photoshop]] is a widely used image editor from Adobe Systems Incorporated. The term "[[Wikipedia:Photoshopping|Photoshopped]]" has come to mean any digital edit done to an image, even if it wasn't done in Photoshop itself. The term is often used pejoratively to say that something is rather obviously edited.
* The pronunciation "ohbee kaybee" for "okay" was frequently said by the character Mushmouth on the animated ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
* The way Strong Bad travels from panel to panel while visiting Strong Badman may be inspired by the videogame ''[[Wikipedia:Comix Zone|Comix Zone]]''.
* [[Wikipedia:She-Hulk|She-Hulk]] is a comic book heroine from [[Wikipedia:Marvel Comics|Marvel Comics]] and the cousin of ''[[Wikipedia:Hulk (comics)|The Incredible Hulk]]''. She-Hulk comics were once noted for their [[Fourth Wall Breaks|fourth-wall breaks]], similar to Strong Bad's comments on the quality of the Strong Badman comic and his ability to travel from panel to panel. These not-always-appreciated gags were introduced by writer [[Wikipedia:John Byrne|John Byrne]], who may be the "genius" Strong Bad ridicules.
* The surreal Coach Z Easter egg is an homage to a famous scene from the similarly surreal TV series, ''[[Wikipedia:Twin Peaks|Twin Peaks]]''. The background for the scene featured red drapes, and the starring character, Dale Cooper, spills coffee on himself, represented here by Coach Z's streaming hat of coffee. The unusual speech used by Homestar, meanwhile, was the hallmark of the scene; the actors actually spoke their dialogue backwards, and the recording was then played in reverse, so that the words were heard by the audience in their proper order (though they still sounded unusual and contorted, just as Homestar sounds here). It seems as though Matt Chapman faked this technique, rather than actually recording his lines backwards. ''Twin Peaks'' was co-created by director [[Wikipedia:David Lynch|David Lynch]], who Strong Sad cited as an influence in [[Sbemail 150?!?]]. Additionally, the phrase "I'm not at liberty to discuss [...]" is a direct lift from the lines of Major Garland Brigs, a character on Twin Peaks, who is often unable to talk about what he does for a living.
* [[Wikipedia:Alonzo Mourning|Alonzo Mourning]] is an NBA basketball player.
*The phrase 'maxed and relaxed' may be a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'' theme song, in which [[Wikipedia:Will Smith|Will Smith]] states he is "maxin' and relaxin' all cool". Additionally, Smith uses the phrase throughout the series and his own raps.
*Stinkoman calls Strong Bad "big nose", a derogatory term used in eastern Asia to describe Westerners, whose noses tend to be genetically larger than Asians'. This is also a reference to the anime art style, where noses are less pronounced than most American cartoons.
* The all-star super group recording a number one jam calls to mind [[Wikipedia:Band Aid (band)|Band Aid]] (a collaboration of forty-four artists in the UK and Ireland organized by [[Wikipedia:Bob Geldof|Bob Geldof]], releasing the hit single "Do They Know It's Christmas?" in 1984, the profits from which were used for famine and disease relief in Africa) and the similar [[Wikipedia:USA for Africa|USA for Africa]] (a group of forty-five U.S. musicians that collaborated on the number one single "We Are the World" in 1985).
*The [[Fonts|font]] in the comic book alternative universe, known as "Peanuts", was designed to emulate the style of lettering used in the ''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]'' comics.
* The [[Sound Effects|sound effect]] in the fishing Easter Egg that starts right after Strong Bad says "Wow, a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage!" is from ''[[Wikipedia:Fishing with John|Fishing With John]]''.



==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|150|7671}}*[http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/sb_email_altuniverse.m4v download "alternate universe" for the iPod] (see [[Podstar Runner]])
{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Old-Timey]][[Category:20X6]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Subtitles:sbemail150/en

2006-10-29T12:50:10Z

RavuAlHemio: I'm sure "stripéd"'s "e" is written with an acute, not a grave.

{{subtitles|English|alternate universe}}
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<line start="17" end="80"><sfx>guitar accompaniment</sfx><strongbad>I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows...</strongbad></line>
<line start="81" end="150"><sfx>guitar accompaniment</sfx><strongbad>...on the wiiiiiiiiiiings of an emaiiiiiiiil!</strongbad></line>
<line start="172" end="182" speaker="strongbad">Thanks, man.</line>
<line start="183" end="198" speaker="strongsad">No prob, Bob.</line>
<line start="212" end="247" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Got some question marks for you:</line>
<line start="248" end="288" speaker="strongbad">Number one. What would you do with a hundred million dollars?</line>
<line start="289" end="355" speaker="strongbad">Number two. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in an alternate universe somehow?</line>
<line start="356" end="384" speaker="strongbad">Jody (not a girl), Texas"</line>
<line start="387" end="419" speaker="strongbad">Ya know, you could probably ditch that (not a girl) thing,</line>
<line start="420" end="463" speaker="strongbad">if you just replaced it with something tough and cool and kool and tuff.</line>
<line start="467" end="530" speaker="strongbad">Like (Bulldozer). Jody (Bulldozer). Nobody's gonna think that guy's a girl.</line>
<line start="534" end="596" speaker="strongbad">Well Ms. Dozer, you pretty much answered question mark number one with question mark number two.</line>
<line start="597" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Cuz a hundred million dollars is exactly how much The Cheat spent on our alternate universe portal.</line>
<line start="658" end="671" speaker="strongbad">Isn't that right, The Cheat?</line>
<line start="672" end="691" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="692" end="726" speaker="strongbad">What? This thing only cost us fourteen bucks?</line>
<line start="727" end="732" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="733" end="786" speaker="strongbad">Well, that's like a hundred million dollars in... dog years, right?</line>
<line start="787" end="794" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="795" end="824" speaker="strongbad">All right! Mash go on that blender!</line>
<line start="834" end="860" speaker="sfx">electrical disturbance noises</line>
<line start="861" end="908" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho! Swirly Photoshopped magic!</line>
<line start="909" end="956" speaker="strongbad">I bet this thing could release some serious Cacodemons.</line>
<line start="957" end="986" speaker="strongbad">So... what? I— I just jump in?</line>
<line start="987" end="998" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="999" end="1024" speaker="strongbad">Ohbee Kaybee! Jump!</line>
<line start="1044" end="1064" speaker="announcer">In a bulding...</line>
<line start="1078" end="1094" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Where am I?</line>
<line start="1100" end="1142" speaker="strongbadman">STINY! We have a visitor from an alternate universe!</line>
<line start="1144" end="1189" speaker="strongbad">It's Strong Badman! And his well drawn abs!</line>
<line start="1193" end="1249" speaker="strongbad">But... why are we in a crappy apartment instead of a secret underground lair...</line>
<line start="1250" end="1275" speaker="strongbad">...filled with secret underground gadgets?</line>
<line start="1277" end="1316" speaker="strongbadman">Because mere mortal... this apartment... </line>
<line start="1317" end="1362"><strongbadman>...is rent controlled!</strongbadman> <sfx>thunderclap</sfx></line>
<line start="1363" end="1389" speaker="strongbadman">And... water's included.</line>
<line start="1395" end="1418" speaker="strongbad">Is that why all your faucets are running?</line>
<line start="1421" end="1483" speaker="strongbadman">Mu-hu-ha-ha-hah! Those dimwits down at the public works won't know what hit them!</line>
<line start="1486" end="1528" speaker="strongbad">So, that's your evil plan? To waste water?</line>
<line start="1530" end="1554" speaker="strongbadman">And not pay for it!!</line>
<line start="1558" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">I gotta tell ya, Strong Badman... this part of your comic is pretty boring.</line>
<line start="1608" end="1644" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna see what's going on further down the page. Jump!</line>
<line start="1660" end="1684" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Now we're talkin'!</line>
<line start="1686" end="1702" speaker="strongbadman">You're not kidding!</line>
<line start="1704" end="1713" speaker="strongbad">Wha?</line>
<line start="1714" end="1768" speaker="strongbadman">Now we have expanded basic cable... stolen from my neighbor!</line>
<line start="1773" end="1839" speaker="strongbad">Who's writing this issue? The geniuses behind She-Hulk? The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1841" end="1871" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A little frappé action, if you please.</line>
<line start="1872" end="1881" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="1902" end="1931" speaker="strongbadman">STINY! Keep flushing those toilets!</line>
<line start="1935" end="2003" speaker="oldstrongbad">Yes, and for my next parlor trick, I shan't make anything appear!</line>
<line start="2009" end="2030"><strongbad>Oh. H-hi.</strongbad> <sfx>crowd boos</sfx></line>
<line start="2031" end="2086"><oldstrongbad>You brightly-colored baboon! You ruined my vaudeville!</oldstrongbad> <sfx>crowd boos</sfx></line>
<line start="2090" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ah! Shades of gray tomatoes!</line>
<line start="2146" end="2176" speaker="strongbad">What is up, my enourmous vector brother?</line>
<line start="2177" end="2193" speaker="vectorsb">Hellote.</line>
<line start="2194" end="2230" speaker="strongbad">So, uh... what do you do for fun around here?</line>
<line start="2231" end="2251" speaker="vectorsb">I splo stuff up.</line>
<line start="2252" end="2267" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, that's pretty cool.</line>
<line start="2268" end="2298" speaker="stinkoman">Hey, guys! How's challenges?</line>
<line start="2299" end="2318" speaker="vectorsb">What it is, my doge?</line>
<line start="2319" end="2338" speaker="strongbad">Woah, you two know each other?</line>
<line start="2339" end="2385" speaker="stinkoman">Oh, totally sure! He's my training simulator!</line>
<line start="2388" end="2399" speaker="stinkoman">Check it out!</line>
<line start="2400" end="2454" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">various grunting from both</line>
<line start="2458" end="2479" speaker="stinkoman">Nice work, big nose!</line>
<line start="2480" end="2491" speaker="strongbad">Big nose?</line>
<line start="2492" end="2502" speaker="stinkoman">Your nose!</line>
<line start="2504" end="2519" speaker="vectorsb">Level 2.</line>
<line start="2522" end="2534"><strongbad>Uh-oh!</strongbad> <stinkoman>Uh-oh!</stinkoman></line>
<line start="2563" end="2615" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And so, both Strong Bads entered the 'Dig To China With Your Ears Contest.'</line>
<line start="2619" end="2686" speaker="strongbad">This is just about... the second or third to worst contest I ever heard of.</line>
<line start="2693" end="2707" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The contest began!!</line>
<line start="2708" end="2740" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And tiny-handed Strong Bad rubbed his head on the ground...</line>
<line start="2741" end="2775" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">while our Modern Day Hero maxed and relaxed.</line>
<line start="2777" end="2813"><bookstrongbad>I struck it rich!</bookstrongbad> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Said T.H.S.B.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2814" end="2848" speaker="bookstrongbad">A giant mug of frosty root beer!</line>
<line start="2849" end="2915" speaker="oldstrongbad">Zounds! A sarsparilla swimming hole! Last one in's a freemason!</line>
<line start="2919" end="2925" speaker="oldstrongbad">Jump!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2970" speaker="keyboard">upbeat music</line>
<line start="3112" end="3130" speaker="teenagestrongbad">Stripéd pants.</line>
<line start="3145" end="3192" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Cool out on the liquefy button, man!</line>
<line start="3196" end="3242" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to make me a real fruit smoothie here!</line>
<line start="3244" end="3272" speaker="homestar">Any of you guys got any bee pollen?</line>
<line start="3285" end="3333" speaker="strongbad">Homestar! Quit messing with my alternate universe portal!</line>
<line start="3334" end="3397" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to replenish some electrolytes, if you don't mind!</line>
<line start="3416" end="3487" speaker="strongbad">Wow. Just look at all these Strong Bad-related faces. What an all-star cast!</line>
<line start="3491" end="3539" speaker="strongbad">What say we all form a supergroup and record a number one jam!</line>
<line start="3540" end="3571"><all sfx="sfx">groan</all> <stinkoman>I guess...</stinkoman><oldstrongbad>If we must...</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="3573" end="3659" speaker="strongbad">There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world.</line>
<line start="3662" end="3700" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' 'em down, checkin' 'em down...</line>
<line start="3701" end="3744" speaker="stinkoman">I hope it's from a girrrrrrrl!</line>
<line start="3745" end="3825" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="3826" end="3868" speaker="cardgage">Let the little children go.</line>
<line start="3869" end="3905" speaker="vectorsb">I hope they don't a splode.</line>
<line start="3913" end="3957" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad...</line>
<line start="3958" end="4000" speaker="oldstrongbad">Save the last email for Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="4001" end="4043" speaker="hudge">Save the last email for meeee...</line>
<line start="4044" end="4083"><strongbadman>Save the last email!</strongbadman><hudge>...eeeeeeee!</hudge></line>
<line start="4084" end="4181" speaker="strongbad">All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, two thousand five.</line>
<line start="4181" end="4203" speaker="strongbad">I-I mean six.</line>
<line start="4335" end="4351" speaker="homestar">(distorted voice) Coach Z,</line>
<line start="4360" end="4441" speaker="homestar">If you're not going to eat that eyeball pear...</line>
<line start="4450" end="4480"><homestar sfx="sfx">ahem</homestar><homestar>(normal voice) I suggest you give it to someone who will.</homestar></line>
<line start="4485" end="4565" speaker="coachz">I don't know what's going on, Homestar, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!</line>
<line start="4588" end="4650" speaker="strongbad">Wow, a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage! My life is complete.</line>
<line start="4655" end="4722" speaker="cardgage">Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth. Say hello to my tackle box.</line>
<line start="4725" end="4767" speaker="strongbad">Hello there, tacklebox. I'm such a big fan.</line>
<line start="4770" end="4847" speaker="cardgage">Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete.</line>
<line start="4853" end="4867" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna adopt me?</line>
<line start="4878" end="4900" speaker="strongbad">Aw, man!</line>
</transcript></pre>

Subtitles:sbemail29/de

2006-09-04T18:25:09Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|superhero name}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="63" speaker="strongbad">All diese... E-Mails... ich verstehe nicht.</line>
<line start="64" end="121" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark schlecht: Wieso endet dein Superhelden-Name nicht in 'man'</line>
<line start="122" end="184" speaker="strongbad">wie Superman, Spiderman. und so weiter, und so weiter... Dein Freund Stiny"</line>
<line start="193" end="268" speaker="strongbad">Öhm... Ich glaube nicht, dass du in der Stellung bist, Namen anderer Personen zu kritisieren, STINY!!</line>
<line start="269" end="302" speaker="strongbad">Ich meine, was für ein Name ist denn Stiny überhaupt?</line>
<line start="307" end="341" speaker="strongbad">Hört sich an wie der Name eines kleinen Handlangers eines Superschurken,</line>
<line start="342" end="370" speaker="strongbad">den er immer herumkommandiert, du weißt schon.</line>
<line start="371" end="393" speaker="strongbad">Wie, "STINY! HOL MIR EINEN DÄNISCHEN!!"</line>
<line start="394" end="447" speaker="strongbad">Oder "STINY! WER HAT DEN GANZEN KAFFEE ÜBER MEINE TODESSTRAHL-PLÄNE VERSCHÜTTET?!"</line>
<line start="457" end="521" speaker="strongbad">Stiny... Nö, weißt du was? Ich ändere meinen Namen in Stark Schlechtman,</line>
<line start="522" end="564" speaker="strongbad">wenn du mein Handlanger wirst: Li'l Stiny.</line>
<line start="565" end="599" speaker="strongbad">Und du kannst eine kleine Maske und einen kleinen Umhang tragen...</line>
<line start="615" end="647" speaker="strongbad">Hallo Der Cheat... Öh, ich mache nur 'ne E-Mail.</line>
<line start="651" end="659" speaker="thecheat">Der Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="660" end="684" speaker="strongbad">Was? Nein! Natürlich bist du weiterhin mein Handlanger!</line>
<line start="685" end="694" speaker="thecheat">teilweise angefressene Der Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="695" end="734" speaker="strongbad">Ja, der Umhang steht dir gut. Schau, ich habe rein theoretisch gesprochen.</line>
<line start="735" end="746" speaker="thecheat">irritierte Der Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="747" end="761" speaker="strongbad">Oh, komm schon, fang nicht damit an!</line>
<line start="762" end="773" speaker="thecheat">laute, wütende Der Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="774" end="792" speaker="strongbad">Ah, Der Cheat!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail28/de

2006-09-04T18:10:45Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|1 step ahead}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="60" speaker="strongbad">Die hier sollte gut sein, Alter. Ich hab' viel Geld darauf gewettet.</line>
<line start="63" end="119" speaker="strongbad">"hallo stark schlecht, glaubst du nicht dass es lustig wäre wenn du stark traurigs hände auf sein gesicht kleben würdest?</line>
<line start="120" end="161" speaker="strongbad">Ich denke schon... alex, medford, New Jersey"</line>
<line start="168" end="191" speaker="strongbad">Ich bin dir einen Schritt voraus, Alex.</line>
<line start="223" end="265" speaker="strongbad">Doch ich habe mich entschieden, es in etwas andere Bahnen zu lenken.</line>
<line start="277" end="316" speaker="strongsad">Oh, hoho... Oh, hallo Heimstern!</line>
<line start="317" end="375" speaker="homestar">Öh, Stark Traurig. Wieso greifst du deine Hinterbacken an? Das ist ziemlich seltsam.</line>
<line start="376" end="388" speaker="strongsad">Ich kann nicht anders!</line>
<line start="393" end="423" speaker="homestar">Okay, das ist echt seltsam.</line>
<line start="432" end="457" speaker="strongsad">Nein, warte, du verstehst es nicht!</line>
<line start="477" end="507" speaker="bubs">Deinen Hintern angreifen? Sowas gehört sich für 'ne Dame nicht.</line>
<line start="508" end="523" speaker="strongsad">Ich bin keine Dame.</line>
<line start="529" end="550" speaker="bubs">Oh! Vergiss es.</line>
<line start="553" end="579" speaker="strongsad">Au, das frustriert mich schon!</line>
<line start="594" end="629" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Stark Traurig. Schön, dich hier zu sehen!</line>
<line start="632" end="705" speaker="strongbad">Und du greifst dir unkontrollierbar deinen Hintern an, wie ich sehe. Oh, ich will dir nicht in die Quere kommen. Mach schön weiter!</line>
<line start="725" end="740" speaker="strongsad">Bitte, komm zurück!</line>
<line start="760" end="782" speaker="coachz">Guter Junge, Stark Traurig.</line>
<line start="783" end="849" speaker="strongsad">Hey, wo gehst du hin? Hast du irgendein Lösemittel? Oder Terpentin?</line>
<line start="860" end="920" speaker="strongsad">Oder Aceton? Kann mir jemand helfen, meine Hände von meinem Hintern zu bekommen?</line>
<line start="965" end="1058" speaker="strongsad">Leute?! Aua! Oh! Au! Aua! Okay, Leute!</line>
<line start="1064" end="1088" speaker="strongsad">Aua! Das ist nicht lustig.</line>
<line start="1090" end="1106" speaker="strongsad">Aua! Ich kann mich...</line>
<line start="1107" end="1139" speaker="strongsad">Aua! ... irgendwie nicht verteidigen.</line>
<line start="1140" end="1173" speaker="strongsad">Auu! Ah! Weniger als normalerweise.</line>
<line start="1221" end="1316" speaker="strongsad">Ohh! Ich bin blind! Meine Gebete wurden endlich erhört.</line>
<line start="1347" end="1422" speaker="strongsad">Oh, warte, meine Hände sind an mein Gesicht geklebt. Na gut, ich nehm's hin.</line>
<line start="1445" end="1490" speaker="strongbad">Oh nein, es gefällt ihm! Okay, Zeit für Plan B!</line>
<line start="1491" end="1500" speaker="thecheat">Der Cheat-Geräusche</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Talk:cheatday

2006-08-31T19:33:54Z

RavuAlHemio:

== Facts removed ==
'''The Cheat signs his name in l33t, apparently showing off his tech savvy.'''

"Teh" is not l33t. "Th3" or "T3h" would be l33t. "Teh" is just funky spelling.

'''The back of Ilko's hair is the same design as the Cheat's.'''

Noted in the transcript.
--[[User:150.254.78.105|150.254.78.105]] 05:39, 1 Dec 2004 (MST)

== Talk about an ''old'' note ==

''For a discussion on some of these fun facts and how they have been handled, see [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=249 this forum thread]. Please check it out before further editing.''
:Yeah, I just removed this note from last July. I've put it here for posterity. Or something like that.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:52, 17 Jan 2005 (MST)
::Maybe a little prosperity? --[[User:the big dog|the big dog]] 10:15, 7 Mar 2005 (MST)
::: It's-a really old! -Walking Armless

== Ilko ==

How is the Ilko easter egg a reference to final fantasy games? I personally don't see the connection.(On a side note, that easter egg gives me the creeps). Perhaps someone would like to elaborate?

I thought it was a little creepy. [[User:Catman87]]

:Ugh, I did too. I don't like Ilko much. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:19, 2 November 2005 (UTC)

==Closed STUFF==
===Get outta here kid? (DECLINED)===
Strong Bad saying "Get outta here kid!" to Bubs is a reference to the Thnikkaman's catch phrase "Shut up kid!"
*'''Decline''' If this fact stretches anymore it’ll snap in half. [[User:The Pardack|The Pardack]]
** I understand it's not exact, but why else would the word "kid" be used.
***Because it's a commonly used turn of phrase?
*'''Here DECLINES the Cheata- There DECLINES the Cheatachu! Yeah, shut up kid!''' [[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]] 15:47, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
** Please vote in a fashion that would give us the impression that your IQ surpasses your shoe size. [[User:Rudeboy87|Rudeboy87]] 13:15, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*'''Seconding a Decline pun''' It is with a solemn heart that the word "kid" is used regularly in real life, and that I don't care. So, yeah. That's it. -[[User:BurninatorBoombox&Markie|MK and/or BurnBox]] 23:23, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
**Second. [[User:GG Crono|GG Crono]] 03:04, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)
**Like I don't get two jillion of these Fun Facts every two jillion '''Second'''s! --[[User:Upset_Your_Balance|Upset_Your_Balance]] 14:27, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline''' Way too much of a stretch. Seriously. [[User:Crystallina|Crystallina]] 22:13, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)
** '''Second''' --[[User:Eytanz|Eytanz]] 13:51, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*** '''Second''' --[[User:mibluvr13|mibluvr13]] 22:07, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*'''DECLINE!''' 'Nuff said. [[User:James Craven|James Craven]] 6:43 PM EDT June 5 2005.
*'''I'll let you decline... er... decide''' OMG STRONG BAD SAYS "THE" IN THIS E-MAIL WHICH IS A REFERENCE TO HOMESTAR SAYING "PAMCAKES" OMG OMG. [[User:SP|SP]]
**'''Second,''' if that's possible. - [[User:aaronak|aaronak]] 11:35, 8 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* Uhh...um..yeah, Imma gonna give this 1 a '''SUPER DECLINE!!!'''[[User:Pac-man|Pac-man]] 00:40, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*'''Decline.''' -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 13:33, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)

== The keytar in the email is a Yamaha SHS-10 ==

The keytar [[Bubs]] plays in this email is a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamaha_SHS-10 Yamaha SHS-10].

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Keytar.jpg Picture of a Yamaha SHS-10]

The SHS-10 is a red keytar (a rare silver edition exists), that was considered to be the cheapest midi-controller at the time in the late 80's. At 100$, it was almost a toy-synth but with professional features like midi out , a pitch-bend and a two digits led display. It also has internal sounds and a speaker, so it can play music on its own (unlike many other midi-controller keytars).

In the cassette tape easter-egg tune made by [[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]], one of the two synth instruments is the default SHS-10 instrument number 00, which is called incidentally "synthesizer".: [[User:VL-Tone|VL-Tone]] 06:59, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:Yup. See [[Bubs' keytar]]. Perhaps you could add to some to that article?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 12:53, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::Oh, I didn't noticed this page, it's not linked on the [[cheatday]] article. I'm a little shy about editing pages here, but I'll do my best :) [[User:VL-Tone|VL-Tone]] 03:45, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)

== The sender. ==

This segmant was edded to the page by an annoy:
<blockquote>
The Submiter of the email signed it as Mike, Colorado. I think Mike, Colorado was cut down to Mike CO turned into Mike Control.
</blockquote>
Is there a way to confirm this? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:10, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
:Unless the IP contributor knows the Mike in question, no. It's a reasonable speculation, since CO is the postal abbreviation for Colorado, but just that. It could be his initials for all we know. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:31, 13 January 2006 (UTC)

== The wrong system ==
Has anybody noticed that, due to the use of the US (or maybe the Imperial) measurement system, Skevüld's fake ID wouldn't make it far in Scandinavia? The English labels are plausible, but 293kg and 6-9cm would seem too far-fetched to any Scandinavian. <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 19:33, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Subtitles:sbemail27/de

2006-08-31T18:52:23Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|3 Wishes}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="60" speaker="strongbad">Ich bekam 'ne E-Mail. Ich bekam 'ne phantastische E-Mail.</line>
<line start="63" end="109" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht, wenn du drei Wünsche hättest, was wäre der zweite?</line>
<line start="111" end="157" speaker="strongbad">Viel Scheiße, Brandon Hofer, Judson College, Elgin, IL"</line>
<line start="163" end="186" speaker="strongbad">Oh Gott, ich brauche deine Lebensgeschichte nicht, Alter.</line>
<line start="190" end="242" speaker="strongbad">Oh, das ist einfach, Brandon. Hörner. Keine Frage.</line>
<line start="245" end="286" speaker="strongbad">Ich würde mir ein Paar Hörner wünschen. Hier, schau's dir an.</line>
<line start="342" end="361" speaker="strongbad">Sieh mal, wie gut ich aussehen würde, Alter.</line>
<line start="367" end="413" speaker="strongbad">So majestätisch, doch zugleich so abgefahren phantastisch.</line>
<line start="426" end="466" speaker="strongbad">Ich könnte mich vielleicht auf Tour mit einer Heavy-Metal-Band begeben</line>
<line start="468" end="511" speaker="strongbad">und ihr Maskottchen sein, und auf die Bühne steigen,</line>
<line start="512" end="567" speaker="strongbad">und so eine Art Laserkampf mit dem Sänger haben und die Fans werden irre.</line>
<line start="570" end="595" speaker="strongbad">Oh Mann, wäre das stark.</line>
<line start="602" end="662" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Leute, bis zur nächsten Woche, es ist nicht unbedingt nötig, sämtliche E-Mails mit</line>
<line start="663" end="725" speaker="strongbad">"Mit scheißigen Grüßen", oder "Mit einem Haufen Scheiße", oder "Scheiße mit der Zeit",</line>
<line start="726" end="801" speaker="strongbad">oder "Scheiße ist so ultra", "Alles ist scheiße", "Mein Mittelname ist Scheißenssohn".</line>
<line start="803" end="871" speaker="strongbad">Wisst ihr, es reicht ein "Mit freundlichen Grüßen"... "Dein" ist auch gut.</line>
<line start="879" end="912" speaker="strongbad">Kommt schon, Leute. Ich werde sie weiterhin lesen.</line>
<line start="956" end="1007" speaker="strongbad">Wisst ihr, diese Hörner sehen ein wenig wie Croissants aus, wie ich sie gezeichnet habe.</line>
<line start="1016" end="1052" speaker="strongbad">Vielleicht wäre mein dritter Wunsch, einige Croissants zu bekommen.</line>
<line start="1058" end="1108" speaker="strongbad">Ja, im Backofen mit Butter, die darauf schmilzt.</line>
<line start="1113" end="1121" speaker="strongbad">Ich muss den Cheat dazu bringen, mir einige... einige... Croissants zu holen.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail26/de

2006-08-31T18:32:31Z

RavuAlHemio: Bugs, Bugs, Bubs, Bugs, Bugs.

{{subtitles|German|CGNU}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="56" speaker="strongbad">Prüfe die E-Mail, prüfe sie genau, prüfe die E-Mail, prüf' sie mit Radau!</line>
<line start="60" end="122" speaker="strongbad">Lieber Stark Schlecht, ich möchte ein Absolvent der Irre-Verrückt-Werden-Universität, genau wie du.</line>
<line start="125" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Bitte lass mich wissen, wie ich dieses Ziel erreichen kann. Danke. Margo</line>
<line start="180" end="200" speaker="strongbad">Danke, dass du mich gefragt hast, Margo.</line>
<line start="203" end="211" speaker="sfx">Das Aufsteh-Geräusch</line>
<line start="228" end="266" speaker="strongbad">Willst du phantastischer werden? Natürlich. Wollen wir alle.</line>
<line start="270" end="292" speaker="strongbad">Hier auf der Irre-Verrückt-Werden-Universität</line>
<line start="293" end="346" speaker="strongbad">kannst du dir die Erfahrung holen, um fast halb so phantastisch wie ich zu sein.</line>
<line start="351" end="366" speaker="strongbad">Hole dir ein Diplom in:</line>
<line start="370" end="426" speaker="strongbad">Leuten auf den Sack gehen, Geschenke zurücknehmen, Enterben, Irgendwelche Anderen Sachen Machen,</line>
<line start="427" end="485" speaker="strongbad">Hausfriedensbruch, Klugscheißen, Weltherrschaft, Mir Einen Dollar Schicken,</line>
<line start="486" end="542" speaker="strongbad">Totaler Raumschiff-Typ, Fernseher/Videorecorder-Reparatur, oder HOLE DIR DEINEN ABSCHLUSS!</line>
<line start="555" end="593" speaker="strongbad">Anmelden ist einfach, lege einfach diese Gratis-Prüfung in bildnerischer Erziehung ab.</line>
<line start="596" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Fülle den Test aus und schicke ihn an uns zurück.</line>
<line start="623" end="672" speaker="strongbad">Und du wirst auf dem Weg zu einem besseren, phantastischeren Du sein.</line>
<line start="682" end="755" speaker="strongbad">Vergiss nicht, an der Irre-Verrückt-Werden-Universität, die Zukunft ist... du.</line>
<line start="770" end="783" speaker="strongbad">Wahrscheinlich.</line>
<line start="790" end="809" speaker="announcer">Tatsächliche Bewerber werden nicht angenommen.</line>
<line start="810" end="835" speaker="announcer">BE-Prüfung ausschließlich da, damit wir uns über dich lustig machen können.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail26/de

2006-08-31T18:30:57Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|English|CGNU}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="56" speaker="strongbad">Prüfe die E-Mail, prüfe sie genau, prüfe die E-Mail, prüf' sie mit Radau!</line>
<line start="60" end="122" speaker="strongbad">Lieber Stark Schlecht, ich möchte ein Absolvent der Irre-Verrückt-Werden-Universität, genau wie du.</line>
<line start="125" end="175" speaker="strongbad">Bitte lass mich wissen, wie ich dieses Ziel erreichen kann. Danke. Margo</line>
<line start="180" end="200" speaker="strongbad">Danke, dass du mich gefragt hast, Margo.</line>
<line start="203" end="211" speaker="sfx">Das Aufsteh-Geräusch</line>
<line start="228" end="266" speaker="strongbad">Willst du phantastischer werden? Natürlich. Wollen wir alle.</line>
<line start="270" end="292" speaker="strongbad">Hier auf der Irre-Verrückt-Werden-Universität</line>
<line start="293" end="346" speaker="strongbad">kannst du dir die Erfahrung holen, um fast halb so phantastisch wie ich zu sein.</line>
<line start="351" end="366" speaker="strongbad">Hole dir ein Diplom in:</line>
<line start="370" end="426" speaker="strongbad">Leuten auf den Sack gehen, Geschenke zurücknehmen, Enterben, Irgendwelche Anderen Sachen Machen,</line>
<line start="427" end="485" speaker="strongbad">Hausfriedensbruch, Klugscheißen, Weltherrschaft, Mir Einen Dollar Schicken,</line>
<line start="486" end="542" speaker="strongbad">Totaler Raumschiff-Typ, Fernseher/Videorecorder-Reparatur, oder HOLE DIR DEINEN ABSCHLUSS!</line>
<line start="555" end="593" speaker="strongbad">Anmelden ist einfach, lege einfach diese Gratis-Prüfung in bildnerischer Erziehung ab.</line>
<line start="596" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Fülle den Test aus und schicke ihn an uns zurück.</line>
<line start="623" end="672" speaker="strongbad">Und du wirst auf dem Weg zu einem besseren, phantastischeren Du sein.</line>
<line start="682" end="755" speaker="strongbad">Vergiss nicht, an der Irre-Verrückt-Werden-Universität, die Zukunft ist... du.</line>
<line start="770" end="783" speaker="strongbad">Wahrscheinlich.</line>
<line start="790" end="809" speaker="announcer">Tatsächliche Bewerber werden nicht angenommen.</line>
<line start="810" end="835" speaker="announcer">BE-Prüfung ausschließlich da, damit wir uns über dich lustig machen können.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail25/de

2006-08-31T13:14:16Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|super powers}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">

<line start="16" end="60" speaker="strongbad">Stark Schlecht-Email wird vor einem Publikum im Studio gefilmt.</line>
<line start="60" end="120" speaker="strongbad">"Ist dieses blaue Diamantending auf deiner Stirn die Quelle all deiner Supermächte?</line>
<line start="120" end="147" speaker="strongbad">Oder ist es nur zum Schmücken da?</line>
<line start="147" end="173" speaker="strongbad">Aaron C."</line>
<line start="173" end="220" speaker="strongbad">Nun ja, sozusagen. Aber, weißte, es hat nur eine Macht.</line>
<line start="220" end="258" speaker="strongbad">Obwohl ich denke, das sie ziemlich super ist. Schau's dir an!</line>
<line start="390" end="460" speaker="strongbad">So, das war's. Es ist nicht viel, aber du kannst dir sicher vorstellen, dass es ein Hit mit den Damen ist.</line>
<line start="460" end="500" speaker="strongbad">Und bisher habe ich nur bei den Kalten Erfolg gehabt.</line>
<line start="500" end="527" speaker="strongbad">Aber wenn ich es mir so richtig überlege...</line>
<line start="527" end="539" speaker="sfx">Das Aufsteh-Geräusch</line>
<line start="539" end="596" speaker="coachz">Oh, ich wette, daran sind allein die engen Hosen schuld.</line>
<line start="596" end="636" speaker="homestar">Oooohh, enge Hooosen!</line>
<line start="644" end="662" speaker="homestar">Oh!</line>
<line start="662" end="697" speaker="homestar">Tut mir Leid. Worüber haben wir geredet?</line>
<line start="697" end="718" speaker="coachz">Die engsten aller Hosen.</line>
<line start="718" end="758" speaker="homestar">Oh, genau, genau. Enge Hosen.</line>
<line start="758" end="781" speaker="homestar">Was zum...?</line>
<line start="781" end="804" speaker="coachz">Bist du in Ordnung, Heimstern?</line>
<line start="804" end="845" speaker="homestar">Ich weiß nicht. Wird mein Kopf größer?</line>
<line start="882" end="938" speaker="coachz">Wieder mal werde ich die Schuld den engen Hosen geben.</line>
</transcript></pre>

Subtitles:sbemail24/de

2006-08-31T12:53:56Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|the bird}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Und ich so: "Du glaubst also, du wärst heiß, aber ich heiß, ich heiß!"</line>
<line start="81" end="90" speaker="pompom">lacht</line>
<line start="91" end="110" speaker="strongbad">Ja, guter Witz, oder?</line>
<line start="112" end="136" speaker="strongbad">Oh Mist, ich sollte lieber meine E-Mails prüfen.</line>
<line start="137" end="157" speaker="strongbad">Hey, lass mal deinen Pom Pilot herüberwachsen!</line>
<line start="178" end="233" speaker="strongbad">Prüf' meine E-Mails... Hier bei dem Stock... Ist ziemlich cool...</line>
<line start="240" end="263" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht, ist es schwer, jemandem den Mittelfinger</line>
<line start="264" end="313" speaker="strongbad">mit Boxinghandschuhen zu zeigen? Sehr scheißig: Phylo D"</line>
<line start="321" end="348" speaker="strongbad">Öhm, nicht wirklich, Alter.</line>
<line start="351" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Ich zeige ihn dir gerade.</line>
<line start="380" end="406" speaker="strongbad">Natürlich geht das Mittelfingerzeigen auch anders.</line>
<line start="411" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Oh, schau das an: hinter dem Rücken.</line>
<line start="430" end="465" speaker="strongbad">Oh, um die Welt herum. Und mein persönlicher Liebling:</line>
<line start="470" end="510" speaker="strongbad">Psssschhh! Der doppelte Zweier!</line>
<line start="516" end="536" speaker="strongbad">Was magst du am meisten, Pompon?</line>
<line start="548" end="577" speaker="strongbad">Ah, Pompon mag den einfachen Zweier.</line>
<line start="588" end="602" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Heimstern!</line>
<line start="620" end="661" speaker="homestar">Hey, nimm das, Stark Schlecht!</line>
<line start="669" end="690" speaker="strongbad">Er zeigte mir gerade den Vogel!</line>
<line start="691" end="708" speaker="pompom">lacht</line>
<line start="710" end="757" speaker="strongbad">Das war nicht lustig, Alter! Das kann einen Kerl ziemlich durcheinander bringen.</line>
<line start="766" end="808" speaker="strongbad">Okay, bis zum nächsten Mal, schickt mir eure E-Mails</line>
<line start="810" end="850" speaker="strongbad">und ich werde euch höchstwahrscheinlich den Mittelfinger zeigen.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail23/de

2006-08-31T12:37:10Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|little animal}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="58" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Was ist das? Eine E-Mail? Für mich?</line>
<line start="60" end="120" speaker="strongbad">"Was würdest du tun, wenn ein kleines Tier zu dir kommen würde. Mit scheißigen Grüßen, Ashley und Anthony"</line>
<line start="130" end="163" speaker="strongbad">Öhm, ich weiß nicht so genau. Finden wir es heraus.</line>
<line start="168" end="220" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Der Cheat! Komm' mal kurz hierher!</line>
<line start="230" end="240" speaker="thecheat">Der Cheat-Geräusche</line>
<line start="251" end="267" speaker="strongbad">Öhmmmm...</line>
<line start="300" end="351" speaker="strongbad">So, das ist wohl die Antwort. Kommt ein kleines Tier zu mir... dann trete ich es.</line>
<line start="353" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Okay, also bis zur nächsten Woche, alles ist phantastisch und—</line>
<line start="403" end="460" speaker="strongbad">Oh, äh, hallo Großer. Äh, du weißt, ich hab nur den Cheat getreten.</line>
<line start="470" end="518" speaker="strongbad">Öh, es ist ein kleiner Witz. Du weißt, Leute schauen uns zuhause an.</line>
<line start="520" end="584" speaker="strongbad">Hab' nur versucht, lustig für sie zu sein, mit dem Scherz... scherzhaften Tritt...</line>
<line start="595" end="606" speaker="strongbad">Dich trete ich auch!!</line>
<line start="607" end="620" speaker="strongmad">RAAAAH!!</line>
<line start="622" end="932" speaker="sfx">Musik</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail22/de

2006-08-31T12:28:44Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|sb_email 22}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="52" speaker="strongbad">Du, da, dadada du, da, dadada du...</line>
<line start="62" end="131" speaker="strongbad">"Hallo Stark Schlecht, ich komme aus England. Was denkst du von uns Engländern? Danke, Mark"</line>
<line start="142" end="162" speaker="strongbad">Öhm, hey, Mark, wenn du wirklich aus England kommst,</line>
<line start="163" end="210" speaker="strongbad">solltest du dann nicht irgendeinen unnötigen Vokal am Ende deines Namens haben?</line>
<line start="214" end="235" speaker="strongbad">Und was ist mit diesem "Danke"?</line>
<line start="236" end="293" speaker="strongbad">Was ist denn mit "Cheers" oder "Cheerio" oder "Nevermind the Bullocks" passiert?</line>
<line start="302" end="360" speaker="strongbad">Soviel zu dir und "Engländer". Wie auch immer, was ich von den Engländern halte?</line>
<line start="364" end="403" speaker="strongbad">Oh, ich sage dir, was ich von den Engländern halte!</line>
<line start="430" end="460" speaker="sfx">Geräusche von Fotoapparaten</line>
<line start="461" end="498" speaker="announcer">Stark Schlecht, wie reagieren Sie auf die Behauptungen, ihre Kommentare</line>
<line start="499" end="534" speaker="announcer">hätten die gesamte Königsfamilie zum Weinen gebracht?</line>
<line start="546" end="577" speaker="thecheat">flüstert</line>
<line start="607" end="625" speaker="strongbad">Ihr könnt mich alle kreuzweise.</line>
<line start="626" end="640" speaker="sfx">die Menge schnappt nach Luft, Geräusche von Fotoapparaten</line>
<line start="646" end="657" speaker="announcer">Um Gottes Willen!</line>
<line start="670" end="693" speaker="announcer">Ich kann nicht glauben, dass er es gesagt hat.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail21/de

2006-08-30T23:47:49Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|cartoon}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="44" speaker="strongbad">In dieser Episode prüft Stark Schlecht seine E-Mails.</line>
<line start="45" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"lieber herr schlecht machen sie einen cartoon mit nur ihnen darin</line>
<line start="89" end="145" speaker="strongbad">und dann nur sie machen den kommentar scheißig geroge"</line>
<line start="150" end="218" speaker="strongbad">Oh, auf keinen Fall, Geroge. Wir haben das einmal versucht. Glaub's mir, Alter. Schnapsidee.</line>
<line start="234" end="270" speaker="sfx">Vogelzwitschern</line>
<line start="274" end="346" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Öhm... das hier ist noch so ein Teil wo nur ich dabei bin. Und ich stehe irgendwie herum.</line>
<line start="347" end="402" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ihr wisst, einfach stehen. Ich mache wohl nicht viel.</line>
<line start="406" end="455" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nein, wartet, ich habe mich gerade am Kopf gekratzt. Ja, ich erinnere mich an den Teil.</line>
<line start="460" end="486" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ich musste mir damals voll am Kopf kratzen, Alter.</line>
<line start="505" end="533" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ich kann mich nicht mehr erinnern, worauf ich da gestarrt habe.</line>
<line start="534" end="602" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Öh, ich denke, es war ein Vogel, oder eine Wolke, die wie ein Vogel aussah.</line>
<line start="603" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ihr wisst, wie eine Vogelwolke.</line>
<line start="637" end="704" speaker="strongbad">Ich weiß nicht. Das war gar nicht mal so übel. Ihr wisst ja, der ganze Stark Schlecht, die ganze Zeit!</line>
<line start="708" end="757" speaker="strongbad">Aber kennt ja auch das Sprichwort, "Zuviel vom Guten ist phantastisch.</line>
<line start="758" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Doch zuviel vom Phantastischen ist... öhm... echt dumm und schlecht."</line>
<line start="866" end="923" speaker="strongbad">Okay, und bis zum nächsten Mal, schickt mir eine E-Mail und ich gebe euch ein wenig Scheiße.</line>
<line start="974" end="1030" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, hier habe ich jetzt aufgehört, meine Mails zu prüfen, und ich sitze einfach so da.</line>
<line start="1040" end="1073" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ihr wisst, ich... ich denke ich habe auf den Bildschirm meines Computers gestarrt.</line>
<line start="1074" end="1099" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ihr wisst, diese wandernden grünen Linien angeschaut.</line>
<line start="1100" end="1153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ich wäre so "Wow! Schaut euch diese grünen Streifen an!" Ihr wisst, die hören nicht auf zu wandern.</line>
<line start="1168" end="1218" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Diese Dinger können euch hypnotisieren, Leute. Wenn ihr sie zu lange anschaut.</line>
<line start="1228" end="1260" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, seht! Da gehe ich.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail20/de

2006-08-30T23:32:58Z

RavuAlHemio: Fixes, fixes.

{{subtitles|German|spring cleaning}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="14" end="56" speaker="strongbad">Hallo, Leute! Diese Woche werden wir einen kleinen Frühjahrsputz machen.</line>
<line start="60" end="68" speaker="strongbad">Bereit? Los!</line>
<line start="72" end="108" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht, wieso hasst du Heimstern so?</line>
<line start="109" end="143" speaker="strongbad">Ich glaube, er ist ein netter Kerl. Caitlyn"</line>
<line start="146" end="194" speaker="strongbad">Oh, was für eine gute Frage! Mal nachdenken, wie ich sie beantworten sollte...</line>
<line start="195" end="205">
<sfx>Hupe</sfx>
<strongbad>GELÖSCHT!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="206" end="245" speaker="strongbad">Ah ha ha, fühlt sich das gut an. Was kommt als Nächstes?</line>
<line start="250" end="303" speaker="strongbad">"Bist du geheim mit Marzipan verknallt? Steve, Sterling Wah."</line>
<line start="310" end="357" speaker="strongbad">Ah, diese Frage bedarf sicher meiner Zeit und Erwägung—</line>
<line start="358" end="367">
<sfx>Hupe</sfx>
<strongbad>GELÖSCHT!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="369" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Oh ho ho, das wird immer besser!</line>
<line start="398" end="455" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht, wie tippst du mit Boxhandschuhen? Mike, Bend Oregon."</line>
<line start="457" end="503" speaker="strongbad">Oh, mal etwas Neues. Die Frage hier krieg' ich keinesfalls die ganze Zeit.</line>
<line start="504" end="532" speaker="strongbad">Ich denke, ich sollte sie gleich jetzt beantworten—</line>
<line start="533" end="541">
<sfx>Hupe</sfx>
<strongbad>GELÖSCHT!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="542" end="582" speaker="strongbad">Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, wer ist als Nächstes dran?</line>
<line start="583" end="626" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht, bist du aus Scheiße gemacht? Hast du das Wort Scheiße erfunden?</line>
<line start="627" end="669" speaker="strongbad">Woher kommt das Wort Scheiße? Scheißige scheißige, Chad."</line>
<line start="670" end="723" speaker="strongbad">Oh, das hier werde ich sicher beantworten, weil mich anscheinend nur das Wort Scheiße kümmert—</line>
<line start="727" end="740">
<sfx>Hupe</sfx>
<strongbad>GELÖSCHT!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="745" end="764" speaker="strongbad">Oh, ich bin nicht aufzuhalten!</line>
<line start="767" end="838" speaker="strongbad">"Stark Schlecht, deine letzte E-Mail war erbärmlich. Ich war enttäuscht. Komm schon, du schaffst sicher mehr als das!</line>
<line start="839" end="884" speaker="strongbad">Das ist halt der Glanzpunkt meiner Woche. Überrascht von deinem Mangel an Humor,"</line>
<line start="890" end="903" speaker="strongbad">gelöscht.</line>
<line start="905" end="914" speaker="sfx">Hupe</line>
<line start="917" end="986" speaker="strongbad">Aaaah! Ich fühle mich so gereinigt. So frisch und so sauber, sauber.</line>
<line start="994" end="1041" speaker="strongbad">Okay, bis zum nächsten Mal, ist niemand so im Rausch wie ich.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail20/de

2006-08-30T23:28:17Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|spring cleaning}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="14" end="56" speaker="strongbad">Hallo, Leute! Diese Woche werden wir einen kleinen Frühjahrsputz machen.</line>
<line start="60" end="68" speaker="strongbad">Bereit? Los!</line>
<line start="72" end="108" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht, wieso hasst du Heimstern so?</line>
<line start="109" end="143" speaker="strongbad">Ich glaube, er ist ein netter Kerl. Caitlyn"</line>
<line start="146" end="194" speaker="strongbad">Oh, was für eine gute Frage! Mal nachdenken, wie ich es beantworten sollte...</line>
<line start="195" end="205">
<sfx>Hupe</sfx>
<strongbad>GELÖSCHT!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="206" end="245" speaker="strongbad">Ah ha ha, fühlt sich das gut an. Was kommt als Nächstes?</line>
<line start="250" end="303" speaker="strongbad">"Bist du geheim mit Marzipan verknallt? Steve Sterling, Wah."</line>
<line start="310" end="357" speaker="strongbad">Ah, diese Frage bedarf sicher meiner Zeit und Erwägung—</line>
<line start="358" end="367">
<sfx>Hupe</sfx>
<strongbad>GELÖSCHT!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="369" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Oh ho ho, das wird immer besser!</line>
<line start="398" end="455" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht, wie tippst du mit Boxhandschuhen? Mike, Bend Oregon."</line>
<line start="457" end="503" speaker="strongbad">Oh, mal etwas Neues. Das hier krieg' ich keinesfalls die ganze Zeit.</line>
<line start="504" end="532" speaker="strongbad">Ich denke, ich sollte es gleich jetzt beantworten—</line>
<line start="533" end="541">
<sfx>Hupe</sfx>
<strongbad>GELÖSCHT!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="542" end="582" speaker="strongbad">Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, wer ist als Nächstes dran?</line>
<line start="583" end="626" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht, bist du aus Scheiße gemacht? Hast du das Wort Scheiße erfunden?</line>
<line start="627" end="669" speaker="strongbad">Woher kommt das Wort Scheiße? Scheißige scheißige, Chad."</line>
<line start="670" end="723" speaker="strongbad">Oh, das hier werde ich sicher beantworten, weil mich anscheinend nur das Wort Scheiße kümmert—</line>
<line start="727" end="740">
<sfx>Hupe</sfx>
<strongbad>GELÖSCHT!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="745" end="764" speaker="strongbad">Oh, ich bin nicht aufzuhalten!</line>
<line start="767" end="838" speaker="strongbad">"Stark Schlecht, deine letzte E-Mail war erbärmlich. Komm schon, du schaffst sicher mehr als das!</line>
<line start="839" end="884" speaker="strongbad">Das ist halt der Glanzpunkt meiner Woche. Überrascht von deinem Mangel an Humor,"</line>
<line start="890" end="903" speaker="strongbad">gelöscht.</line>
<line start="905" end="914" speaker="sfx">Hupe</line>
<line start="917" end="986" speaker="strongbad">Aaaah! Ich fühle mich so gereinigt. So frisch und so sauber, sauber.</line>
<line start="994" end="1041" speaker="strongbad">Okay, bis zum nächsten Mal, ist niemand so im Rausch wie ich.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:main19/de

2006-08-30T23:08:57Z

RavuAlHemio: forgot SFX translation

{{subtitles|German|Main Page 19}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="main19.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="26" end="68" speaker="homestar">Wettkämpfer Nummer 1, Ihr Name war nochmal...</line>
<line start="68" end="101" speaker="homestar">Toons?</line>
<line start="106" end="146" speaker="homestar">So, Zeit für eine Blitzrunde. Wir nennen sie...</line>
<line start="146" end="186" speaker="homestar">Spiele!</line>
<line start="200" end="250" speaker="homestar">So, Personen, Sie spielten vor kurzem in einem Film.</line>
<line start="250" end="271" speaker="homestar">Erzählen Sie uns etwas davon.</line>
<line start="286" end="342" speaker="homestar">Mein nächster Gast ist eine extrem talentierte Webseite. Bitte willkommen Sie...</line>
<line start="342" end="401" speaker="homestar">Downloads!</line>
<line start="410" end="441" speaker="homestar">Doch wenn Sie richtig raten, gewinnen Sie...</line>
<line start="441" end="505" speaker="homestar">einen neuen Laden!</line>
<line start="508" end="522" speaker="sfx">Hupe</line>
<line start="522" end="560" speaker="homestar">Nein, tut mir Leid. Die richtige Antwort...</line>
<line start="560" end="604" speaker="homestar">war 'E-Mail'.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail18/de

2006-08-30T23:03:44Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|stand-up}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>

<transcript xml:lang="de" file="sbemail18.swf" width="550" height="400">

<line start="15" end="51" speaker="strongbad">Etwas hat mich dazu gebracht, meine E-Mails zu prüfen.</line>
<line start="64" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Lieber Stark Schlecht,</line>
<line start="80" end="98" speaker="strongbad">duu bist ein echt luustiger Kerl.</line>
<line start="98" end="130" speaker="strongbad">Hast du jemals Steegreifkomick zeugs gemacht?</line>
<line start="131" end="156" speaker="strongbad">Scheißig scheißiges, Dschopy.</line>
<line start="157" end="213" speaker="strongbad">Was? Nein. Nein. Nein. Ich meine, nein. Nie. Nein. Was? Nein.</line>
<line start="213" end="226" speaker="sfx">das Aufsteh-Geräusch</line>
<line start="255" end="280" speaker="strongsad">Psst. Komm mit.</line>
<line start="350" end="405" speaker="coachz">Und nochmal danke der kleinen Marzipan und ihrem wundervollen Clogging.</line>
<line start="417" end="484" speaker="coachz">So, und nun sind die Komödiengestaltungen des kleinen Stark Schlecht dran.</line>
<line start="485" end="519" speaker="sfx">Applaus</line>
<line start="520" end="570">
<lilstrongbad>Danke, Trainer Z, {pause} dass du meinem Hintern keinen Klaps gegeben hast.</lilstrongbad>
<sfx>Publikum lacht</sfx>
</line>
<line start="571" end="598" speaker="lilstrongbad">Guten Abend, meine Damen und Hennen.</line>
<line start="599" end="650" speaker="lilstrongbad">Öhm... was ist mit Kantinenessen?</line>
<line start="651" end="689" speaker="lilstrongbad">ist es Karton oder ist es Pizza? {weniger markantes Lachen}</line>
<line start="700" end="727" speaker="lilstrongbad">Ihr wisst ja... es schmeckt so schlecht.</line>
<line start="745" end="807" speaker="lilstrongbad">Öhm... Was ist mit dem... diesem Witz...</line>
<line start="819" end="879" speaker="lilstrongbad">Trainer Zs Frisur sieht lustig aus, glaubt ihr Leute nicht?</line>
<line start="880" end="936" speaker="lilstrongbad">Sie ist groß... er hat wirklich eine große Frisur...</line>
<line start="978" end="1030">
<sfx>Lachen</sfx>
<lilstrongbad>Oh nein!</lilstrongbad>
</line>
<line start="1043" end="1059" speaker="sfx">Preeeeeow!</line>

</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail6/de

2006-08-30T22:53:07Z

RavuAlHemio: Missed an adjective.

{{subtitles|German|depressio}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="sbemail6.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="78" speaker="strongbad">Ich prüfe, du prüfst, wir alle prüfen die E-Mails, prüf' 'ne E-Mail.</line>
<line start="79" end="95" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht,</line>
<line start="96" end="133" speaker="strongbad">Sag Stark Traurig, dass er dumm und ein scheißiger Kerl ist.</line>
<line start="134" end="187" speaker="strongbad">Dein Fan, Anthony aus South Gate, Kah."</line>
<line start="220" end="269" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Dummbatz! Kennst du irgendwen namens Anthony aus South Gate?</line>
<line start="270" end="300" speaker="strongsad">Oh ja. Ich mache ihm gerade diese Karte</line>
<line start="301" end="330" speaker="strongsad">und hinzu noch hundert Dolla-</line>
<line start="331" end="363" speaker="strongbad">Ja, nun er sagt du wärst dumm und ein scheißiger Kerl.</line>
<line start="378" end="391" speaker="strongsad">Ohhhhhhhhh.</line>
<line start="417" end="471" speaker="strongbad">Schau Anthony, egal wie es mir Spaß macht, meinen kleinen blöden Bruder zu beleidigen,</line>
<line start="472" end="525" speaker="strongbad">ich bin nicht dein verdammter Postbote, okay? Schicke ihm doch nächstes Mal direkt eine E-Mail.</line>
<line start="526" end="569" speaker="strongbad">Seine Adresse ist: depressio@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="570" end="617" speaker="strongbad">Okay, und bis zum nächsten Mal, jeder schreibt dem Kerl! Welchem Kerl?</line>
<line start="618" end="650" speaker="strongbad">MIR! Jeder schreibt dem Kerl!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbsings/de

2006-08-30T22:51:40Z

RavuAlHemio: Whoops; header bug.

{{subtitles|German|Strong Bad Sings}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" width="550" height="400">
<line start="19" end="70" speaker="announcer">Jahrelang hat er sich selbst mit seiner Musik entzückt.</line>
<line start="71" end="105" speaker="announcer">Nun sind Sie an der Reihe.</line>
<line start="113" end="190" speaker="strongbad">Jedes Mal, wenn ich auf mich schau', kann ich nicht glauben, wie phantastisch ich bin.</line>
<line start="191" end="235" speaker="strongbad">Ich mein', wie phantastisch ich BIIIIIIIIIIN.</line>
<line start="236" end="258" speaker="announcer">Stark Schlecht Singt!</line>
<line start="268" end="312" speaker="announcer">Wir bieten Ihnen hunderte Ihrer Lieblings-Stark Schlecht-Hits!</line>
<line start="313" end="381" speaker="strongbad">Machen wir so, als liebten wir einander, damit ich mich von dir trennen kann.</line>
<line start="382" end="483" speaker="strongbad">Du hast... einen hässlichen Hintern, und einen blöden... Hintern.</line>
<line start="484" end="523" speaker="announcer">Nun, zum ersten Mal außerhalb seines Kell—</line>
<line start="524" end="608" speaker="strongbad">Jemand sagte mir, dass du blöd bist, doch ich glaubte es nicht, doch jetzt glaube ich's.</line>
<line start="612" end="687" speaker="announcer">Verfügbar auf drei Schallplatten, sieben CDs, zwölf Kasetten oder dreißig achtspurigen Bändern.</line>
<line start="688" end="745" speaker="announcer">Sie erwarten sicher einen Preis von fast einhundert Dollar für diese seltene Sammlung.</line>
<line start="746" end="809" speaker="announcer">Es gehört Ihnen für nur eine einfache Zahlung von $193.75!</line>
<line start="814" end="882" speaker="announcer">Rufen Sie jetzt an und Sie erhalten absolut gratis "Stark Böse Vergisst Den Text Seiner Lieblingslieder"!</line>
<line start="886" end="996">
<strongmad>Öhmmmm... Öhhhhh... Öhmmmm...</strongmad>
<thecheat>spielt "Happy Birthday to You"</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="998" end="1059" speaker="announcer">Um Ihr Exemplar von "Stark Schlecht Singt" zu bestellen, rufen Sie 1-800-428-64-tweiundtwanzig an...</line>
<line start="1060" end="1116" speaker="announcer">... oder senden Sie Scheck, Bargeld oder Einzugsermächtigung an vier-sechsundneunzig, Der Richtige Ort.</line>
<line start="1120" end="1163" speaker="announcer">Öhhh... Rückzahlungen in Maine und Arkansas nicht verfügbar.</line>
</transcript></pre>

Subtitles:sbemail6/de

2006-08-30T22:51:04Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|depressio}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="sbemail6.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="78" speaker="strongbad">Ich prüfe, du prüfst, wir alle prüfen die E-Mails, prüf' 'ne E-Mail.</line>
<line start="79" end="95" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Stark Schlecht,</line>
<line start="96" end="133" speaker="strongbad">Sag Stark Traurig, dass er dumm und ein scheißiger Kerl ist.</line>
<line start="134" end="187" speaker="strongbad">Dein Fan, Anthony aus South Gate, Kah."</line>
<line start="220" end="269" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Dummbatz! Kennst du irgendwen namens Anthony aus South Gate?</line>
<line start="270" end="300" speaker="strongsad">Oh ja. Ich mache ihm gerade diese Karte</line>
<line start="301" end="330" speaker="strongsad">und hinzu noch hundert Dolla-</line>
<line start="331" end="363" speaker="strongbad">Ja, nun er sagt du wärst dumm und ein scheißiger Kerl.</line>
<line start="378" end="391" speaker="strongsad">Ohhhhhhhhh.</line>
<line start="417" end="471" speaker="strongbad">Schau Anthony, egal wie es mir Spaß macht, meinen kleinen Bruder zu beleidigen,</line>
<line start="472" end="525" speaker="strongbad">ich bin nicht dein verdammter Postbote, okay? Schicke ihm doch nächstes Mal direkt eine E-Mail.</line>
<line start="526" end="569" speaker="strongbad">Seine Adresse ist: depressio@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="570" end="617" speaker="strongbad">Okay, und bis zum nächsten Mal, jeder schreibt dem Kerl! Welchem Kerl?</line>
<line start="618" end="650" speaker="strongbad">MIR! Jeder schreibt dem Kerl!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbsings/de

2006-08-30T22:38:55Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|Strong Bad Sings}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" width="550" height="400">
<line start="19" end="70" speaker="announcer">Jahrelang hat er sich selbst mit seiner Musik entzückt.</line>
<line start="71" end="105" speaker="announcer">Nun sind Sie an der Reihe.</line>
<line start="113" end="190" speaker="strongbad">Jedes Mal, wenn ich auf mich schau', kann ich nicht glauben, wie phantastisch ich bin.</line>
<line start="191" end="235" speaker="strongbad">Ich mein', wie phantastisch ich BIIIIIIIIIIN.</line>
<line start="236" end="258" speaker="announcer">Stark Schlecht Singt!</line>
<line start="268" end="312" speaker="announcer">Wir bieten Ihnen hunderte Ihrer Lieblings-Stark Schlecht-Hits!</line>
<line start="313" end="381" speaker="strongbad">Machen wir so, als liebten wir einander, damit ich mich von dir trennen kann.</line>
<line start="382" end="483" speaker="strongbad">Du hast... einen hässlichen Hintern, und einen blöden... Hintern.</line>
<line start="484" end="523" speaker="announcer">Nun, zum ersten Mal außerhalb seines Kell—</line>
<line start="524" end="608" speaker="strongbad">Jemand sagte mir, dass du blöd bist, doch ich glaubte es nicht, doch jetzt glaube ich's.</line>
<line start="612" end="687" speaker="announcer">Verfügbar auf drei Schallplatten, sieben CDs, zwölf Kasetten oder dreißig achtspurigen Bändern.</line>
<line start="688" end="745" speaker="announcer">Sie erwarten sicher einen Preis von fast einhundert Dollar für diese seltene Sammlung.</line>
<line start="746" end="809" speaker="announcer">Es gehört Ihnen für nur eine einfache Zahlung von $193.75!</line>
<line start="814" end="882" speaker="announcer">Rufen Sie jetzt an und Sie erhalten absolut gratis "Stark Böse Vergisst Den Text Seiner Lieblingslieder"!</line>
<line start="886" end="996">
<strongmad>Öhmmmm... Öhhhhh... Öhmmmm...</strongmad>
<thecheat>spielt "Happy Birthday to You"</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="998" end="1059" speaker="announcer">Um Ihr Exemplar von "Stark Schlecht Singt" zu bestellen, rufen Sie 1-800-428-64-tweiundtwanzig an...</line>
<line start="1060" end="1116" speaker="announcer">... oder senden Sie Scheck, Bargeld oder Einzugsermächtigung an vier-sechsundneunzig, Der Richtige Ort.</line>
<line start="1120" end="1163" speaker="announcer">Öhhh... Rückzahlungen in Maine und Arkansas nicht verfügbar.</line>
</transcript></pre>

Subtitles:main19/de

2006-08-30T22:20:55Z

RavuAlHemio: Correct dictionary spelling of "E-Mail": capital M.

{{subtitles|German|Main Page 19}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="main19.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="26" end="68" speaker="homestar">Wettkämpfer Nummer 1, Ihr Name war nochmal...</line>
<line start="68" end="101" speaker="homestar">Toons?</line>
<line start="106" end="146" speaker="homestar">So, Zeit für eine Blitzrunde. Wir nennen sie...</line>
<line start="146" end="186" speaker="homestar">Spiele!</line>
<line start="200" end="250" speaker="homestar">So, Personen, Sie spielten vor kurzem in einem Film.</line>
<line start="250" end="271" speaker="homestar">Erzählen Sie uns etwas davon.</line>
<line start="286" end="342" speaker="homestar">Mein nächster Gast ist eine extrem talentierte Webseite. Bitte willkommen Sie...</line>
<line start="342" end="401" speaker="homestar">Downloads!</line>
<line start="410" end="441" speaker="homestar">Doch wenn Sie richtig raten, gewinnen Sie...</line>
<line start="441" end="505" speaker="homestar">einen neuen Laden!</line>
<line start="508" end="522" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
<line start="522" end="560" speaker="homestar">Nein, tut mir Leid. Die richtige Antwort...</line>
<line start="560" end="604" speaker="homestar">war 'E-Mail'.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:main19/de

2006-08-30T22:19:03Z

RavuAlHemio:

{{subtitles|German|Main Page 19}}
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>
<transcript xml:lang="de" file="main19.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="26" end="68" speaker="homestar">Wettkämpfer Nummer 1, Ihr Name war nochmal...</line>
<line start="68" end="101" speaker="homestar">Toons?</line>
<line start="106" end="146" speaker="homestar">So, Zeit für eine Blitzrunde. Wir nennen sie...</line>
<line start="146" end="186" speaker="homestar">Spiele!</line>
<line start="200" end="250" speaker="homestar">So, Personen, Sie spielten vor kurzem in einem Film.</line>
<line start="250" end="271" speaker="homestar">Erzählen Sie uns etwas davon.</line>
<line start="286" end="342" speaker="homestar">Mein nächster Gast ist eine extrem talentierte Webseite. Bitte willkommen Sie...</line>
<line start="342" end="401" speaker="homestar">Downloads!</line>
<line start="410" end="441" speaker="homestar">Doch wenn Sie richtig raten, gewinnen Sie...</line>
<line start="441" end="505" speaker="homestar">einen neuen Laden!</line>
<line start="508" end="522" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
<line start="522" end="560" speaker="homestar">Nein, tut mir Leid. Die richtige Antwort...</line>
<line start="560" end="604" speaker="homestar">war 'E-mail'.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:Characters

2006-08-30T22:14:00Z

RavuAlHemio: Fat German update

<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<speakers>
<speaker id="homestar" color="#F99">
<name xml:lang="en">Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Heimstern Läufer</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הומסטאר ראנר</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pompom" color="#C90" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Pom Pom</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Pompon</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פום פום</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongbad" color="#F00">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Stark Schlecht</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongsad" color="#CCC">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Sad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Stark Traurig</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג סאד</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongmad" color="#FCC">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Mad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Stark Wütend</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג מאד</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="thecheat" color="#CC0" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">The Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Cheat</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הצ'יט</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="coachz" color="#0F0">
<name xml:lang="en">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Trainer Z</name>
<name xml:lang="he">המאמן זי</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bubs" color="#F60">
<name xml:lang="en">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="he">באבס</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="kingoftown" color="#0CC">
<name xml:lang="en">The King of Town</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der König der Stadt</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הקינג אוף טאון</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="poopsmith" color="#CCC">
<name xml:lang="en">The Poopsmith</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Mistschmied</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הפופסמית'</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="marzipan" color="#F0F">
<name xml:lang="en">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מרזיפן</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="homsar" color="#33F">
<name xml:lang="en">Homsar</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Hemsern</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הומסר</name>
</speaker>

<speaker id="commander" color="#0FF">
<name xml:lang="en">Blue Laser Commander</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Blauer Laser Kommandeur</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מפקד לייזר כחול</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bluelaser" color="#99F">
<name xml:lang="en">Blue Laser</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Blauer Laser</name>
<name xml:lang="he">לייזר כחול</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="fightgar" color="#F0F">
<name xml:lang="en">Fightgar</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Kampfgar</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פייטגר</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="gunhaver" color="#F00">
<name xml:lang="en">Gunhaver</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Knarrenhofer</name>
<name xml:lang="he">גאנהייבר</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="silentrip" color="#0F0">
<name xml:lang="en">Silent Rip</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Leiser Riss</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סיילנט ריפ</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="crackotage" color="#0FF">
<name xml:lang="en">Crackotage</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Brechotage</name>
<name xml:lang="he">קראקוטאז'</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="firebert" color="#CC0" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Firebert</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Feuerbert</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פיירברט</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="reynold" color="#F66">
<name xml:lang="en">Reynold</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Reynold</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ריינולד</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="reinforcements" color="#CCC">
<name xml:lang="en">Reinforcements</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Verstärkung</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ריאינפורסמנטס</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="marshie" color="#FFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Marshie</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Marshie</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מארשי</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="thehomestar" color="#FF9999">
<name xml:lang="en">The Homestar Runner</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Heimstern Läufer</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ההומסטאר ראנר</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="oldstrongbad" color="#C24641">
<name xml:lang="en">Old-Timey Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Altzeit Stark Schlecht</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד ישן</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="oldmarzipan" color="#893BFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Old-Timey Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Altzeit Marzipan</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מארזיפן ישנה</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="fatdudley" color="#C68E17">
<name xml:lang="en">Fat Dudley</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Dicker Tobi</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פאט דאדלי</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongman" color="#E7A1B0">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Man</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Starker Mann</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג מן</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="oldbubs" color="#FBB117">
<name xml:lang="en">Old-Timey Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Altzeit Bubs</name>
<name xml:lang="he">באבס ישן</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sicklysam" color="#B4CFEC">
<name xml:lang="en">Sickly Sam</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Blasser Bruno</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סיקלי סם</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="stinkoman" color="#F33">
<name xml:lang="en">Stinkoman</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Stinkomann</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטינקומן</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="1up" color="#DC143C">
<name xml:lang="en">1-Up</name>
<name xml:lang="de">1-hoch</name>
<name xml:lang="he">1-אפ</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="panpan" color="#348781">
<name xml:lang="en">Pan Pan</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Pan Pan</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פן פן</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="cardgage" color="#C63">
<name xml:lang="en">Senor Cardgage</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Senor Cardgage</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סינור קארדגייג'</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="baldingman" color="#AAA">
<name xml:lang="en">Balding Man</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Kahlköpfiger Mann</name>
<name xml:lang="he">איש מקריח</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bookstrongbad" color="#C12283">
<name xml:lang="en">Tiny-Handed Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Winzighändiger Stark Schlecht</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="strongbadman" color="#AB1010">
<name xml:lang="en">Strong Badman</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Stark Schlechtmann</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באדמן</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="vectorsb" color="#57E964">
<name xml:lang="en">Vector Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Vektor-Stark Schlecht</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד וקטורי</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="larry" color="#87CEEB">
<name xml:lang="en">Larry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Larry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="he">לארי פלארונצ'יני</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="gary" color="#800080">
<name xml:lang="en">Gary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Gary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="he">גרי פלארונצ'יני</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="perry" color="#4E8975">
<name xml:lang="en">Perry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Perry Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="he">פרי פלארונצ'יני</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="mary" color="#F88017">
<name xml:lang="en">Mary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Mary Palaroncini</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מרי פלארונצ'יני</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="teeg" color="#ADDFFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Teeg Dougland</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Teeg Dougland</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="mitch" color="#646D7E">
<name xml:lang="en">Mitch Overlord</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bozar" color="#8AFB17">
<name xml:lang="en">Bozar</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="littlegirl" color="#FF00FF">
<name xml:lang="en">Little Girl</name>
<name xml:lang="en">Kleines Mädchen</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ילדה קטנה</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="othergirl" color="#9E7BFF">
<name xml:lang="en">Other Little Girl</name>
<name xml:lang="en">Anderes Kleines Mädchen</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ילדה קטנה אחרת</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sadboy" color="#737CA1">
<name xml:lang="en">The Sad Boy</name>
<name xml:lang="en">Der Traurige Junge</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הילד העצוב</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sadgirl" color="#728FCE">
<name xml:lang="en">The Sad Girl</name>
<name xml:lang="en">Das Traurige Mädchen</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הילדה העצובה</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="announcer" color="#FFC">
<name xml:lang="en">Announcer</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Ansager</name>
<name xml:lang="he">כרוז</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="pbtccoachz" color="#F535AA">
<name xml:lang="en">Coach Z</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Trainer Z</name>
<name xml:lang="he">המאמן זי</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="ehsteve" color="#817339">
<name xml:lang="en">Eh! Steve</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Eh! Steve</name>
<name xml:lang="he">אה! סטיב</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="wheelchair" color="#0FF">
<name xml:lang="en">The Wheelchair</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Rollstuhl</name>
<name xml:lang="he">כיסא הגלגלים</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="sherlock" color="#3BB9FF" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Sherlock</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Sherlock</name>
<name xml:lang="he">שרלוק</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="worm" color="#FBBBB9">
<name xml:lang="en">The Worm</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Wurm</name>
<name xml:lang="he">התולעת</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="keyboard" color="#E4317F" sfx="sfx">
<name xml:lang="en">Keyboard Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Keyboard-Stark Schlecht</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד מיקלדת</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="caleb" color="#C99">
<name xml:lang="en">Caleb Rentpayer</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Caleb Mietezahler</name>
<name xml:lang="he">כיילב רנטפייר</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="tucksworth" color="#9CC">
<name xml:lang="en">Tucksworth</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Tucksworth</name>
<name xml:lang="he">טאקסוורת'</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="theannouncer" color="#B048B5">
<name xml:lang="en">The Announcer</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Ansager</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הכרוז</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="robot" color="#99A">
<name xml:lang="en">The Robot</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Roboter</name>
<name xml:lang="he">הרובוט</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="teenagestrongbad" color="#F00">
<name xml:lang="en">Teenage Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Jugendlicher Stark Schlecht</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד טיפשעשרה</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="liltrongbad" color="#F00">
<name xml:lang="en">Lil' Strong Bad</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Kleiner Stark Schlecht</name>
<name xml:lang="he">סטרונג באד הקטן</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="hudge" color="#228B22">
<name xml:lang="en">Da Huuuuuudge</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Der Huuuuuutsch</name>
<name xml:lang="he">דא האאאאאדג'</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="senor" color="#48CCCD">
<name xml:lang="en">Señor</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Señor</name>
<name xml:lang="es">Señor</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="bland" color="#7F5217">
<name xml:lang="en">Mr. Bland</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Herr Fad</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="grape" color="#991199">
<name xml:lang="en">The Grape Fairie</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Die Traubenfee</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="flans" color="#4C787E">
<name xml:lang="en">John Flansburgh</name>
<name xml:lang="de">John Flansburgh</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ג'ון פלאנסבורג</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="linnell" color="#667C26">
<name xml:lang="en">John Linnell</name>
<name xml:lang="de">John Linnell</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ג'ון לינל</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="marty" color="#806D7E">
<name xml:lang="en">Marty Beller</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Marty Beller</name>
<name xml:lang="he">מארטלי בלר</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="tmbg" color="#FFF">
<name xml:lang="en">They Might Be Giants</name>
<name xml:lang="de">They Might Be Giants</name>
<name xml:lang="he">ת'יי מייט בי ג'יאנטס</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="singers" color="white">
<name xml:lang="en">Singers</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Sänger</name>
<name xml:lang="he">זמרים</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="all" color="white">
<name xml:lang="en">All</name>
<name xml:lang="de">Alle</name>
<name xml:lang="he">כולם</name>
</speaker>
<speaker id="other" color="white" />
</speakers>
</pre>

User talk:Heimstern Läufer

2006-08-30T21:57:41Z

RavuAlHemio: /* Characters' names in German */

'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive1|Archiv Okt-Nov 2005]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive2|Archiv Dez 2005]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive3|Archiv Jan 2006]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive4|Archiv Feb 2006]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive5|Archiv März-Apr 2006]]'''

== German Translation ==

===12 Mai 2006===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nope. Those, my friend, are heart attacks! {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 23:07, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
:True dat. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:08, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

===26 Mai 2006===
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Aw peas! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:18, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
::I got it quick coz it was my unofficial quote of the week, like, last week. Check my user page and see. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Good work! If you get the next one, you'll tie with Dot com... Of course, T-Bird's been at that point for a couple months and hasn't done it yet. We'll see! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:45, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
::::Darn school. If it wasn't for school I might have won. {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 22:50, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, I guess I need to just sit around watching recent changes scroll by more often. ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 09:32, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' If one falls into a barrel without soil, one dies at Hungern. --{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 08:20, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

:The right quote: '''WHAT'S HER FACE''': When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:52, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

::But I used [http://www.systransoft.com Systran]. I copied the text into the translation field, selected "German→English", and clicked Translate. The result: "If one falls into a barrel without soil, one dies at Hungern." What's up with that? Crapfully crappy, {{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}}, Walrus Association, 08:00, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Computerized translators aren't going to determine the exact source text, just a possible reading. In this case, the only possible translation which matches the German is above. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:21, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

===12 Juni 2006===

Today we're going to make a really creative centerpiece out of junk mail and kitty litter. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:42, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
:Kermacher, du bist eines Pferdes Twees. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:44, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
::Es ist die Wahrheit! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:47, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

===07 Juli 2006===
"Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete." {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:14, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
:Yep! I was wondering how long it would take someone to get it, since I'm editing at 8:00 pm Beijing time, but I forgot about other users on this side of the Pacific. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 12:19, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
::Isn't it actually some humans say I are a marvelous sportsman? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 03:01, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
:::"Actually" is a bit of a strong word there. Yes, that's what you could get if you made a word for word translation (perhaps from Babelfish), but it isn't a real quote. One phrase in German could be translated a few different ways in English, and you have to find the one that makes sense. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:53, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

===15 August 2006===
"Ich habe" makes me think that it's "I think I have a chance with this guy." —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 05:29, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:Nein. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:30, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::"I've had my license for a year..." --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Stop saying words. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Your stepmoms is teh fascist. --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 02:12, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

===23 August 2006===
"Once, there was this green goblin... and um, he used to... look around..." --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Oh my... almost, but you haven't finished it! There's still more to the quote! Cupcakes not yet won! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:51, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
::"And um, I guess he did a dance." --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::And, I guess he got more cupcakes than Dot com! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:16, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

== VANDAL! ==

<strike>[[User:THE CHEAT ON WHEELS!!!!!]] is an ON WHEELS type vandal....{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:08, 1 May 2006 (UTC)</strike>

:[[User:Phlip|Phlip]] was online and took care of it.. Sorry 'bout that.{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:17, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
::Sorry I couldn't have been present to help. I'm having some internet connection problems at home... it's ''really'' frustrating. Hope they'll be fixed soon. I'm writing this from a school computer. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 15:51, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

== Thank you ==
Hey, prooty good countervandalism there. Nice job. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 19:50, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

== Trans-lation ==

Ich heßie «Âþðçã£ýþX» (pronounced "A-poc-a-lips")

What is your favourite way to ''"fahrt?"''

<s>What does your name mean? Could you please tell me?</s>{{User:Count X/sig}} 07:24, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
:Heh, nice joke, except that the infinitive of that verb is ''fahren'', not ''fahrt''. But seriously, that word is about the best German word to make jokes with. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:34, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

== Happy Birthday! ==

Hi Heimstern Läufer (with an ä!) Happy Birthday! {{User:Tampo/sig}} 18:47, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

:Häppy birthday! [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 18:49, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::Thanks, guys! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:51, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

:::Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:16, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::::Tanjyobi Omedeto, Heimstern. ^-^ --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Happy [[cheatday]]! Now make me some breakfast. (Or lunch, seeing as it's 2:30 in the afternoon.) Goodness, now I've gone and cracked myself up. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 19:25, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:HAppy birfday, Heimstern Laüfer! You're the only one who's ever encouraged me this much to use html thingies when typing someones name. Anyway, you're awesome, man. Have a great birthday. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 19:26, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::Which I find funny, since you put the umlaut on the wrong letter... :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:38, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Happy 2.5*101th birthday, Heimi. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 19:27, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Hepi Birfdey, congrats on making it all the way to five-and-twenty! Here's hoping you make it to 26 (but no further, don't want it to get repetitive). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 19:43, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:You and E.L. have made this birthday the first one in which I've ever gotten greetings from outside North America. You guys rock. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:38, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::Thank you very much! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 22:46, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

::I keep trying to add to this and it keeps not letting me. Let's see if I can say "Happy birthday" this time... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:07, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:Happy Birthday Heimi! May your times be sweet! (I would have answered sooner but I had school ;) ) {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 21:56, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

::Du mußt echt etwas besonderes sein. Tolle Geburtstagsgeschenke wünsche ich dir: Frauen, Autos usw. Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag! — [[User:It's dot com|Es ist Dotcom]] 22:20, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:::Ha, das ist schön, und ohne viele Fehler! Leider habe ich keine Autos bekommen, aber ich habe ein Paar CDs und DVDs gekriegt. Und ich möchte "Frauen" nicht kriegen. Eine Frau, ja, aber nicht "Frauen" im Plural. Das wäre mir nicht OK. ;-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:45, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::::Le shbäult fre du sßrut, teh brätwurst de Heimstern shlou vrendes. Svel sweden Austrälias der che wiggidy-weiner. - '''[[HRFWiki:User:Super Sam/redirect|Der]] [[HRFWiki:User talk:Super Sam/redirect|Übersam]]'''[[HRFWiki:I-Sbemails|Stark Schlect]] 21:37, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::Heh, thanks, guys! Never gotten birthday greetings from so many different states and countries. Rock, rock on! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:39, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
::::::And languages. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::Naturellement. ;-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:46, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

==More translation==

No. Those, my friend, are heart accumulations. [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 18:48, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:Already answered, I'm afraid (see the top of this talk page). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:51, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::And it makes more sense... [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 18:54, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

==Sockpuppet==
Why doesn't It's dot com just block that sockpuppet? If its a sockpuppet it should be blocked.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 17:44, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
:Dot com is assuming good faith here. It's possible that this user just doesn't understand what he or she is doing. If you haven't already heard it, this might be a good time to become acquainted with [[Wikipedia:Hanlon's Razor|Hanlon's Razor]]: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity". Of course, if these sockpuppets were vandalizing the wiki, it would be a different story, but as it is, it's good for Dot com to try to find out what this person's up to. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:48, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
::I guess so. Also that quote is deep.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 18:18, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
:::Eh, Hanlon's razor is a must-understand idea for any good wiki user (and especially for a sysop). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:31, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
::::Huh, anymore of those same sort of things?--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 18:32, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::None that come to mind right now. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:40, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
::::::Ok.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 18:51, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

== SQT v 3.0 ==

[[Image:Suudsu.PNG|thumb|Congrats on your SQT win!]] Just a reminder... this is the 3rd time you've won. --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
:Ah, suudsu! That stuff is G-E-W-D gewd! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:54, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
::And now it's a 4th. (I honestly tried Suudsu, in real life. It really is g-e-w-d gewd!)--[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
:::I couldn't really get suudsu to work too well for me. The gummy bears just all sank to the bottom so that wasn't really much of a concontion, just milk followed by gummy bears. Meh. To each his/her own. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:06, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::Cinco de SQT! Cinco de SQT! --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

== hi ==

thx forsaying hi on my talkpage--[[User:YOuRmOtHeR182|YOuRmOtHeR182]] 06:11, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
:No prob, Bob. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:16, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

== Guten Tag Heimstern Läufer ==

How are you, and how have you been recently? Anyonw i just wanted to say hi and can i ask, is it true in german, the word fat is spelt D*ck?

and what does Wenn man in ein Fass ohne Boden fällt, stirbt man an Hungern mean?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:00, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

:He da, Nikolce! Long time no talk. :-) I've been doing OK, but I've been very busy because the term's ending. You can look at the top of my talk page to find out what the quote means; DorianGray has translated it there. And yeah, "dick" is an adjective in German that just means "thick" (note the similarities between the words) or "fat". (I have no problem with writing that word out because it isn't vulgar in German.) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:27, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

== Tiny Handed Digging ==

[[:Image:DigToChina.png|How's that]]? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:22, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
:Awesome, man. Thanks a lot. I owe you a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:25, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

==Re: Cool name==

Thanks. The name's from William Gibson's novel "Virtual Light" which makes reference to In-And-Out Burger (specifically to someone, maybe one of the characters, I dunno, slingshooting the "B" and the "R" off some In-And-Out restaurant's sign, rendering it "In-And-Out urge") I've never actually been to an In-And-Out before... wish they had 'em up in Canada... {{User:Inandoutburger/sig}}

== How's China? ==

Hi buddy? How's your trip? I see you can edit now and then. How it's like to be at the other end of the world? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:00, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
:China is fascinating. In some ways, it's so different from my own Western culture that it boggles my mind. Then in other ways, it's so obviously similar... Well, it's just an amazing place. I got to climb on the Great Wall about a week ago, and that was excellent. I could say a lot more, but I haven't got much time. I'll tell you more later. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:12, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
::Cannot wait for elaboration. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:28, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

== Caption ==

It's "Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete."--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 22:00, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Aw, [[Peas|Erbse]]! Someone beat me to it.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 22:03, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

== Characters' names in German ==

Greetings from a fellow German-speaking HRWiki member! Like you, I'm not a native speaker (I'm Czech and hail from Prague... what's the address for Eastern European SBemails?), but I've been living in Austria for, what is it, six years now?, so I've attained German skills that are pretty close to the natives', even though I do make a mistake from time to time.

I just wanted to comment on your translations of two of the Brothers Strong's names; I think the following might be a bit more suitable:

* Strong Bad: Stark Böse (Strong Evil; "böse" is all kinds of evil, from park-litterer-evil (which would rather be called "bad" in English) to world-obliterator-evil)
* Strong Mad: Stark Wütend (Strong Angry; guess why)

<nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 10:24, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

:Heh, "Wütend" is pretty good. I like that one. I admit that I never hear it much, though (is it more popular in Austria than Germany, perhaps?) As for calling SB Stark Böse, well, it certainly works, although I'm not fully convinced that SB counts as evil... I admit I've been calling him Stark Schlecht for a long time now, like, since I was in second-year German. So I'm kind of used to it. So I think I'm keeping it. But thanks for the input. Viel Spaß und Glück bei den Wikibeschäftigungen! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:49, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
::"Stark Zornig" would also sound really awesome, even though it's not what I'd consider the best translation. ;-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:52, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Well, as I said, German speakers use "böse" for all kinds of bad to evil. Prank-calling is enough to earn the "Böse" tag, what with stealing from Homestar, ripping Bubs off (okay, there it's both ways), hurting others (Strong Sad) down to harming with the intention to kill (Homsar). Sure, it sounds pretty heavy if it were transferred into real life, but I think "Böse" hits the nail on the head. As for "zornig", it's pretty good, but it implies that he has a grudge on someone, which is rather a too complicated concept for someone as seemingly simple-minded as Strong Mad. Anyways, you have fun too! Or, as Homsar might put it, "DaAaaAaAaaAa! Ich bin ein Lied aus den Sechzigern!" <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 21:57, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

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== German Translation ==

===12 Mai 2006===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nope. Those, my friend, are heart attacks! {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 23:07, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
:True dat. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:08, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

===26 Mai 2006===
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Aw peas! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:18, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
::I got it quick coz it was my unofficial quote of the week, like, last week. Check my user page and see. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Good work! If you get the next one, you'll tie with Dot com... Of course, T-Bird's been at that point for a couple months and hasn't done it yet. We'll see! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:45, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
::::Darn school. If it wasn't for school I might have won. {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 22:50, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, I guess I need to just sit around watching recent changes scroll by more often. ;) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 09:32, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

===30 Mai 2006===
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' If one falls into a barrel without soil, one dies at Hungern. --{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 08:20, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

:The right quote: '''WHAT'S HER FACE''': When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:52, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

::But I used [http://www.systransoft.com Systran]. I copied the text into the translation field, selected "German→English", and clicked Translate. The result: "If one falls into a barrel without soil, one dies at Hungern." What's up with that? Crapfully crappy, {{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}}, Walrus Association, 08:00, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

:::Computerized translators aren't going to determine the exact source text, just a possible reading. In this case, the only possible translation which matches the German is above. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:21, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

===12 Juni 2006===

Today we're going to make a really creative centerpiece out of junk mail and kitty litter. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:42, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
:Kermacher, du bist eines Pferdes Twees. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:44, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
::Es ist die Wahrheit! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:47, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

===07 Juli 2006===
"Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete." {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:14, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
:Yep! I was wondering how long it would take someone to get it, since I'm editing at 8:00 pm Beijing time, but I forgot about other users on this side of the Pacific. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 12:19, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

== VANDAL! ==

<strike>[[User:THE CHEAT ON WHEELS!!!!!]] is an ON WHEELS type vandal....{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:08, 1 May 2006 (UTC)</strike>

:[[User:Phlip|Phlip]] was online and took care of it.. Sorry 'bout that.{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 08:17, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
::Sorry I couldn't have been present to help. I'm having some internet connection problems at home... it's ''really'' frustrating. Hope they'll be fixed soon. I'm writing this from a school computer. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 15:51, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

== Thank you ==
Hey, prooty good countervandalism there. Nice job. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 19:50, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

== Trans-lation ==

Ich heßie «Âþðçã£ýþX» (pronounced "A-poc-a-lips")

What is your favourite way to ''"fahrt?"''

<s>What does your name mean? Could you please tell me?</s>{{User:Count X/sig}} 07:24, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
:Heh, nice joke, except that the infinitive of that verb is ''fahren'', not ''fahrt''. But seriously, that word is about the best German word to make jokes with. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:34, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

== Happy Birthday! ==

Hi Heimstern Läufer (with an ä!) Happy Birthday! {{User:Tampo/sig}} 18:47, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

:Häppy birthday! [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 18:49, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::Thanks, guys! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:51, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

:::Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:16, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::::Tanjyobi Omedeto, Heimstern. ^-^ --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Happy [[cheatday]]! Now make me some breakfast. (Or lunch, seeing as it's 2:30 in the afternoon.) Goodness, now I've gone and cracked myself up. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 19:25, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:HAppy birfday, Heimstern Laüfer! You're the only one who's ever encouraged me this much to use html thingies when typing someones name. Anyway, you're awesome, man. Have a great birthday. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 19:26, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::Which I find funny, since you put the umlaut on the wrong letter... :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:38, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Happy 2.5*101th birthday, Heimi. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 19:27, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Hepi Birfdey, congrats on making it all the way to five-and-twenty! Here's hoping you make it to 26 (but no further, don't want it to get repetitive). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 19:43, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:You and E.L. have made this birthday the first one in which I've ever gotten greetings from outside North America. You guys rock. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:38, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::Thank you very much! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 22:46, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

::I keep trying to add to this and it keeps not letting me. Let's see if I can say "Happy birthday" this time... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:07, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:Happy Birthday Heimi! May your times be sweet! (I would have answered sooner but I had school ;) ) {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 21:56, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

::Du mußt echt etwas besonderes sein. Tolle Geburtstagsgeschenke wünsche ich dir: Frauen, Autos usw. Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag! — [[User:It's dot com|Es ist Dotcom]] 22:20, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:::Ha, das ist schön, und ohne viele Fehler! Leider habe ich keine Autos bekommen, aber ich habe ein Paar CDs und DVDs gekriegt. Und ich möchte "Frauen" nicht kriegen. Eine Frau, ja, aber nicht "Frauen" im Plural. Das wäre mir nicht OK. ;-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:45, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::::Le shbäult fre du sßrut, teh brätwurst de Heimstern shlou vrendes. Svel sweden Austrälias der che wiggidy-weiner. - '''[[HRFWiki:User:Super Sam/redirect|Der]] [[HRFWiki:User talk:Super Sam/redirect|Übersam]]'''[[HRFWiki:I-Sbemails|Stark Schlect]] 21:37, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::Heh, thanks, guys! Never gotten birthday greetings from so many different states and countries. Rock, rock on! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:39, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
::::::And languages. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::Naturellement. ;-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:46, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

==More translation==

No. Those, my friend, are heart accumulations. [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 18:48, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:Already answered, I'm afraid (see the top of this talk page). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:51, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
::And it makes more sense... [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 18:54, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

==Sockpuppet==
Why doesn't It's dot com just block that sockpuppet? If its a sockpuppet it should be blocked.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 17:44, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
:Dot com is assuming good faith here. It's possible that this user just doesn't understand what he or she is doing. If you haven't already heard it, this might be a good time to become acquainted with [[Wikipedia:Hanlon's Razor|Hanlon's Razor]]: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity". Of course, if these sockpuppets were vandalizing the wiki, it would be a different story, but as it is, it's good for Dot com to try to find out what this person's up to. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:48, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
::I guess so. Also that quote is deep.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 18:18, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
:::Eh, Hanlon's razor is a must-understand idea for any good wiki user (and especially for a sysop). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:31, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
::::Huh, anymore of those same sort of things?--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 18:32, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::None that come to mind right now. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:40, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
::::::Ok.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 18:51, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

== SQT v 3.0 ==

[[Image:Suudsu.PNG|thumb|Congrats on your SQT win!]] Just a reminder... this is the 3rd time you've won. --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
:Ah, suudsu! That stuff is G-E-W-D gewd! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:54, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
::And now it's a 4th. (I honestly tried Suudsu, in real life. It really is g-e-w-d gewd!)--[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
:::I couldn't really get suudsu to work too well for me. The gummy bears just all sank to the bottom so that wasn't really much of a concontion, just milk followed by gummy bears. Meh. To each his/her own. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:06, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

== hi ==

thx forsaying hi on my talkpage--[[User:YOuRmOtHeR182|YOuRmOtHeR182]] 06:11, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
:No prob, Bob. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:16, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

== Guten Tag Heimstern Läufer ==

How are you, and how have you been recently? Anyonw i just wanted to say hi and can i ask, is it true in german, the word fat is spelt D*ck?

and what does Wenn man in ein Fass ohne Boden fällt, stirbt man an Hungern mean?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 07:00, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

:He da, Nikolce! Long time no talk. :-) I've been doing OK, but I've been very busy because the term's ending. You can look at the top of my talk page to find out what the quote means; DorianGray has translated it there. And yeah, "dick" is an adjective in German that just means "thick" (note the similarities between the words) or "fat". (I have no problem with writing that word out because it isn't vulgar in German.) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:27, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

== Tiny Handed Digging ==

[[:Image:DigToChina.png|How's that]]? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:22, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
:Awesome, man. Thanks a lot. I owe you a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:25, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

==Re: Cool name==

Thanks. The name's from William Gibson's novel "Virtual Light" which makes reference to In-And-Out Burger (specifically to someone, maybe one of the characters, I dunno, slingshooting the "B" and the "R" off some In-And-Out restaurant's sign, rendering it "In-And-Out urge") I've never actually been to an In-And-Out before... wish they had 'em up in Canada... {{User:Inandoutburger/sig}}

== How's China? ==

Hi buddy? How's your trip? I see you can edit now and then. How it's like to be at the other end of the world? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:00, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
:China is fascinating. In some ways, it's so different from my own Western culture that it boggles my mind. Then in other ways, it's so obviously similar... Well, it's just an amazing place. I got to climb on the Great Wall about a week ago, and that was excellent. I could say a lot more, but I haven't got much time. I'll tell you more later. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:12, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
::Cannot wait for elaboration. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:28, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

== Caption ==

It's "Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete."--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 22:00, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Aw, [[Peas|Erbse]]! Someone beat me to it.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 22:03, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

== Characters' names in German ==

Greetings from a fellow German-speaking HRWiki member! Like you, I'm not a native speaker (I'm Czech and hail from Prague... what's the address for Eastern European SBemails?), but I've been living in Austria for, what is it, six years now?, so I've attained German skills that are pretty close to the natives', even though I do make a mistake from time to time.

I just wanted to comment on your translations of two of the Brothers Strong's names; I think the following might be a bit more suitable:

* Strong Bad: Stark Böse (Strong Evil; "böse" is all kinds of evil, from park-litterer-evil (which would rather be called "bad" in English) to world-obliterator-evil)
* Strong Mad: Stark Wütend (Strong Angry; guess why)

<nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 10:24, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Podstar Runner 2008

2006-06-29T19:58:57Z

RavuAlHemio: /* Downloadable Emails */ And yet another Podstar update.

[[Image:Podstar.PNG|thumb|"What am I doing in this tiny box?"]]
'''Podstar Runner''' is a collection of cartoons transferable to a [[Wikipedia:IPod#Fifth generation|fifth generation]] [[Wikipedia:IPod|iPod]], in [[Wikipedia:MPEG-4 Part 14|.m4v]] format. It was released simultaneously with the email [[technology]]. It was originally a collection of [[Strong Bad Email]]s, but on March 6, 2006 they added [[Teen Girl Squad]] and called it ''Teen Girl Squadcast''. As of May 22, 2006 all ten Teen Girl Squad episodes have been released. On April 12, 2006, they added [[Everybody to the Limit]] and are probably planning to add more [[Toons|toons]] in the future.

'''Page Title:''' Podstar Runner Come On And Come On, Ya'll 

'''Release Date:''' January 30th, 2006

==Transcript for Emails==
[[Image:iPodMenu.png|right|thumb|The SBEmail iPod Menu.]]
''{The Homestar Runner head from the spoof on Apple's "Think different" campaign appears. After a few seconds, the iPod menu appears:}''

{| style="border:none;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:left;font-weight:bold"
| style="text-align:center;border-bottom:1px solid grey" colspan="2" | 8:04 PM
|-
| Homestarrunner.com || >
|-
| Presents || >
|-
| A || >
|-
| Strong || >
|-
| Bad || >
|-
| Email || >
|}

''{The menu scrolls down to the bottom.}''

''{The selected email plays.}''

''{After the email has played, the screen cuts back to the "iPod menu." After a second, Strong Bad's head pops into view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, what am I doing in this tiny box? ''{starts banging his head and hands on the screen}'' Let me! Outta the! Tiny! Box!

''{The screen appears to shatter, with a shattering sound effect.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoops. Hope you got the extended warranty.

''{The shattered screen crackles, and goes black. Two shards of the screen fall.}''

==Transcript for Teen Girl Squad==
[[Image:TGSiPodMenu.png|thumb|Teen Girl Squad!]]
''{The Homestar Runner head from the spoof on Apple's "Think different" campaign appears. After a few seconds, a piece of paper is placed over it, with the iPod menu drawn in Strong Bad's handwriting:}''

{| style="border:none;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:left;font-weight:bold"
| style="text-align:center;border-bottom:1px solid grey" colspan="3" | 8:04 PM
|-
| colspan="2" | <s>Homestarrunner.com</s> || >
|-
| Presents || style="text-align:right" | Strong Bad || >
|-
| colspan="2" | Teen || >
|-
| colspan="2" | Girl || >
|-
| colspan="2" | Squad || >
|}

''{The menu scrolls down to the bottom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{TGS voice}'' Click click click click! ''{regular voice}'' Click.

''{The selected episode plays.}''

==Fun Facts==
[[Image:SBEmail in iTunes 2.PNG|thumb|Podstar Runner podcast]]
===Trivia===
*The label on the floppy disk is unreadable, but there are [[Floppy Disk Container#podstar floppy|several possibilities]].
*The podcast "Strong Bad Email" became #1 on February 20, 2006.
*The podcast "Strong Bad Emails & More!" became #1 on April 6, 2006.
*The podcast was featured on the Podcasts main page on iTunes in the "New and Notable" section on February 19, 2006.
*Around March 5, 2006, the name of the podcast changed from "Strong Bad Email" to "Strong Bad Emails and More!" due to the addition of the Teen Girl Squadcast.
*The battery meter in the intro for the Strong Bad Emails is relatively full, while the hand-drawn intro for Teen Girl Squadcast's battery meter is almost empty.
*One of the keywords for the Teen Girl Squadcast episodes is "arrowed", an obvious reference to the [[Arrow'd Guy]].

===Remarks===

*For some reason, the clock at the top of the iPod screen reads 8:04 before and after the toon, even though the toon may last more than 1 minute
*With the exception of [[Homsar]]'s appearance in [[dragon]], none of the Easter eggs from the original versions of the Emails are present.
**All the Easter eggs in the [[Teen Girl Squad]] issues are present, and play automatically.
*The notice on the main page originally said "sbemail podcast!" but it was later changed to "sbemails on ipod!." This was most likely changed after noting that Podstar Runner was not truly a [[Wikipedia:Podcasting|podcast]], due to the videos not being broadcast through a [[Wikipedia:RSS (file format)|RSS feed]] [[Wikipedia:Web syndication|syndication]]. As of February 6, 2006, however, an official RSS feed has been released making Podstar Runner an actual podcast. On March 5, 2006, it was changed to "teen girl squadcast!" in response to the new feature.
*The sound quality in the iPod version of [[bottom 10]] seems to drop to the "Flash file" level after the appearance of Wet [[The Cheat]]. There also seems to be a minor sound bug while Strong Bad has the jibblies. Furthermore, on the dry T-shirt flyer, the [[Fonts|font]] Snap ITC has been replaced with what appears to be Arial (same thing for the font for Chocolardiac Arrest).
*The podstar.homestarrunner.com server doesn't have the [[404'd]] page set up; incorrect URLs will get the standard [[Wikipedia:404 error|404]] error page instead.
*The filename for dragon is "[[Trogdor|trogdor]]," not "dragon."
*Due to the size and resolution of the iPod's screen, [[virus]]'s Navbar is removed, and its "widescreen" effects removed by [[Wikipedia:Pan and scan|pan and scan]].
*On February 27, 2006, Podstar Runner ceased downloads of all the previously available Strong Bad Emails and only allowed downloads of the most recent Podcast. A notice on the page read "due to bandwidth doodoo, we're doing one at a time for now." It was fixed on March 3, 2006, and all the emails could be downloaded again.
*Even though [[Everybody to the Limit]] is not a Strong Bad Email, it is played with the email intro and ending.
*In [[death metal]], the email intro seems to be a little extended. Plus, the "shee-doot" sound is omitted when Strong Bad signs off of Video Thyme.

===Goofs===
[[Image:TGS9preview.PNG|thumb|The glitched preview image]]
*While the iPod in the background is meant to be a [[Wikipedia:IPod#Fifth generation|fifth generation]] model, the headphone port is placed in the top center of the device like a fourth generation's, rather than at the top right.
*When the email ends and returns to the animated iPod menu, "Homestarrunner.com" is highlighted. However, the animated menu at the beginning of the email has "Email" selected. The iPod's memory should keep the selection where it was when you left it, not move back to the top.
*Many of the listed file sizes are inaccurate. The [[Podstar Runner#Downloadable Emails|table below]] shows the correct file sizes.
*The preview picture for Teen Girl Squad 9 (in iTunes) has positioning problems; everything inside the panel seems to be shifted up and to the left, overlapping the panel border.
*In the page title, "Y'all" has a misplaced apostrophe.

===Glitches===
[[Image:Two podcasts.PNG|thumb|Two podcasts]]
*Due to the use of [[Wikipedia:Hyperlink|relative linking]] in the navbar (and depending on the browser), clicking on any of the links on the bottom of the page will sometimes work correctly but will sometimes take you to a nonexistent page beginning with ''<nowiki>http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/</nowiki>'', with the [[Store]] being the only exception.

===Fixed Glitches===
*In the XML feed, the description of [[crying]] was the same as that of [[kids' book]], namely "Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book." This has since been fixed.
*There used to be two podcasts available through iTunes Music Store: one by "Strong bad" and one by "The Brothers Chaps." Noticeably different between the two was the logo of the two podcasts, as well as the absent "Clean" marker in the second podcast. The podcast by Strong Bad has since been removed.
*When Guitar was released, all the e-mail links became the same, all leading to the guitar e-mail file. Now they have reverted back to the separate names.
*When montage was released, the link to download montage was incorrect in the XML feed, which pointed to "sb_email_motage.m4v" instead of "sb_email_mo'''n'''tage.m4v", leaving users temporarily unable to download montage through iTunes. This was fixed the day after.
*The date for [[theme park]] in the podcast feed was incorrectly listed as May 6, 2006 instead of June 6, 2006.

===Inside References===

*The page title refers to the [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email intro]] of [[rampage]].
*The description for [[personal favorites]] reflects how TBC often get questioned about the existence of the emails.

==External Links==

===Downloadable Emails===

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Title !! Size !! Release Date !! Description !! Download
|-
| [[techno]] || 3.5 MB || January 30, 2006 || Some bozo asks about techno music. || [[Podstar:sb_email_techno.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[dragon]] || 9.3 MB || January 30, 2006 || Strong Bad starts a bad drawing revolution. || [[Podstar:sb_email_trogdor.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[japanese cartoon]] || 5.8 MB || January 30, 2006 || Strong Bad makes up his own japanese cartoon. || [[Podstar:sb_email_japanese_cartoon.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[kids' book]] || 4.6 MB || January 30, 2006 || Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book. || [[Podstar:sb_email_kids_book.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[crying]] || 9.7 MB || January 30, 2006 || Strong Bad invents a 1-legged puppy and the tears flow. || [[Podstar:sb_email_crying.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[bottom 10]] || 11.2 MB || February 6, 2006 || From the home office in Scotsdale, ''{sic}'' AZ... || [[Podstar:sb_email_bottom10.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[caffeine]] || 7.3 MB || February 13, 2006 || Strong Sad gets caffeinated. || [[Podstar:sb_email_caffeine.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[virus]] || 10.7 MB || February 20, 2006 || A virus wreaks havoc on the Compy. || [[Podstar:sb_email_virus.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[guitar]] || 7.0 MB || February 27, 2006 || Ol' SB teaches you everything you need to know about shredding hot lixx. || [[Podstar:sb_email_guitar.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[video games]] || 8.4 MB || March 6, 2006 || Strong Bad goes cross-platform with bad video game ideas. || [[Podstar:sb_email_video_games.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[different town]] || 7.2 MB || March 13, 2006 || How would Strong Bad make the town different? || [[Podstar:sb_email_different_town.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[montage]] || 7.2 MB || March 21, 2006 || A montage of montages. || [[Podstar:sb_email_montage.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[personal favorites]] || 6.0 MB || March 27, 2006 || Strong Bad makes little kids and morons think there's emails they haven't seen. || [[Podstar:sb_email_personal_favorites.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[sisters]] || 6.9 MB || April 4, 2006 || Two hot sisters email Strong Bad and he messes it up royally. || [[Podstar:sb_email_sisters.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[death metal]] || 9.7 MB || May 15, 2006 || Strong Bad lays down the basics of death metal and then runs them over. || [[Podstar:sb_email_death_metal.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[theme park]] || 11 MB || June 6, 2006 || Strong Bad builds a theme park and Strong Sad gets decked. || [[Podstar:sb_email_theme_park.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[crazy cartoon]] || 6.7 MB || June 13, 2006 || Monkey dude asks Strong Bad to make a crazy cartoon and Sweet Cuppin' Cakes is born. || [[Podstar:sb_email_crazy_cartoon.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[army]] || 8.8 MB || June 29, 2006 || Hank Toler asks about Strong Badia's army. The Homestarmy attempts to invade the kingdom. || [[Podstar:sb_email_army.m4v|download]]
|}

===Downloadable Teen Girl Squad (''Teen Girl Squadcast'')===

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Title !! Size !! Release Date !! Description !! Download
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|TGS Issue 1]] || 1.8 MB || March 6, 2006 || Four teenage girls shop, socialize, and get offed in amusing ways. || [[Podstar:TGS1.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS Issue 2]] || 1.8 MB || March 6, 2006 || Four teenage girls try their best to look so good. || [[Podstar:TGS2.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS Issue 3]] || 2.5 MB || March 6, 2006 || Four teenage girls shop for summer fashions and pan-asian cuisine. || [[Podstar:TGS3.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS Issue 4]] || 3.2 MB || March 6, 2006 || Four teenage girls go back to school and get offed in amusing ways. || [[Podstar:TGS4.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS Issue 5]] || 3.2 MB || March 6, 2006 || Four teenage girls on Spring Type Break dream of reaching foist base. || [[Podstar:TGS5.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|TGS Issue 6]] || 2.2 MB || April 24, 2006 || Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!! || [[Podstar:TGS6.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS Issue 7]] || 3.1 MB || April 24, 2006 || Teeny Tiny Girl Squad!! || [[Podstar:TGS7.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|TGS Issue 8]] || 4.3 MB || May 3, 2006 || Battle of the Bands! || [[Podstar:TGS8.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS Issue 9]] || 3.3 MB || May 3, 2006 || The Tyranny Is Over! || [[Podstar:TGS9.m4v|download]]
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS Issue 10]] || 7.5MB ||May 22, 2006 || a B'GRL PRTY??!? || [[Podstar:TGS10.m4v|download]]
|}

===Downloadable Toons===

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Title !! Size !! Release Date !! Description !! Download
|-
| [[Everybody to the Limit]] || 7.2 MB || April 12, 2006 || The Cheat directs a video for Strong Bad's Number One Summer Jam. || [[Podstar:Everybody_to_the_Limit.m4v|download]]
|}

===Other===
*[[Podstar:|Podstar Runner]]
*[http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=122139371 Podstar Runner on iTunes]
*[[Podstar:podcast.xml|Podstar Runner RSS feed]]
*[[Podstar:podcast_bkgrd.jpg|View the page background]]
*[[Forum:6897|forum thread re: Podstar Runner]]

''[http://www.apple.com/itunes/download/ iTunes 4.9] or later; [http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/ Quicktime 6.0] or later; or [http://www.videolan.org/vlc/ VLC media player] can be used to view M4V video files.''

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}
{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner|*]]

army

2006-06-29T19:54:02Z

RavuAlHemio: And yet another Podstar-related update. ;)

{{sbenav|93|kind of cool|video games}}
[[Image:sbemail93.PNG|thumb|"Don't you die on me, Bennedetto!"]]

Hank Toler asks about [[Strong Badia]]'s army. The [[Homestarmy]] attempts to invade the kingdom.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}/{{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Mrs. Bennedetto]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Marzipan's House]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' January 5, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 4:00

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

== Transcript ==

''{The Compy appears to be dusty with a little cobweb on the top left corner}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{runs in and sits}'' Whoa. Guess it's been a while. ''{wipes some dust off the Compy's screen}'' Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... ''{starts typing "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Endust.

''{Strong Bad reads}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
I was curious as to whether or not 
Strong Badia had an official army. 
Your Homeboy, 
Hank Toler</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Does Strong Badia have an army? Strong Badia needs no army, Hankatola. Me and that one big guy and that one little guy... we're a one man army. Er, a three man one-y. Three-to-one-marny? What I mean to say is, what do we need an army for when the three of us pretty much do as we please? I mean, it's not like there's anyone around to oppose us.

''{Homestar Runner suddenly appears wearing a bowl on his head and carrying a large [[Orange Tupperware|spoon]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': All right, maggot! Fall it out. Colonel ''{he pronounces it phonetically, i.e. "col-o-nel"}'' Homestar Runner is recruiting ''the'' most elite team of crack commandos to invade Strong Badia. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country?
Will you, stupid?!

'''STRONG BAD''': Um... no. I don't really have any interest in invading my own—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ten-hut! Draft dodger, eh? We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair. Company... Halt! Backwards... March!

''{Homestar marches backwards off screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—

''{Homestar sticks his head back in}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, and if you change your mind, or you wanna trade in that skirt you're wearing for a nice pair of camos, we're having a pep rally up at the stick in oh-fifteen minutes.

'''STRONG BAD''': Wow. I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day. This definitely merits some further reconnaissance. The Cheat!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD''': The Cheat, I need you to find out—

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{sounding a little upset}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ohhh. Don't make me call you that. It's not a good commando name.

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{forcefully}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ugh, all riiight. ''{reluctantly}'' Firebert. I need you to find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at The Stick in 0–15 minutes.

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{scene changes to The Stick}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog?

'''CROWD''': YEAH!

''{faint rewind noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Are you ready to fight alongside your Colonel ''{again pronounced phonetically}'' and give your five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that?

'''CROWD''': YEAH!

''{faint rewind noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Do you wanna paint that fence some other cool color and put a fake beard on that tire?

''{silence}''

''{Switches to view of Homestar's audience, showing it consists of the Painting of a guy with a big knife, Strong Sad holding a tapedeck, Homsar, and a popcorn popper.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, sorry. Forgot to rewind.

''{Strong Sad rewinds tape deck and presses play}''

'''CROWD''': YEAH!

'''HOMSAR''': DaAaAaAa! You gotta get yours. I gotta get mine.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': All right then, maggots! Let's get out there and invade us some serious Strong Badia! Company... GO!

''{The Homestarmy marches off and The Cheat appears from behind The Stick. The view now shifts to Strong Badia where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are wondering about badminton}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there is a goodminton.

''{The Homestarmy marches up, but Homsar keeps going and walks right off the other side of the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Strong Bad, so I see you decided to join the other side, eh?

'''STRONG BAD''': What joining?? I ''am'' the other side!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy! Strong Badia... will be ours!

'''STRONG BAD''': No it won't. We're about to play some badminton. So... no invasion.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh. So I see. ''{pause}'' Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!

'''STRONG SAD''': Hold the line! Hold the liiiine!

'''STRONG BAD''': And take this stupid thing with you.

''{Strong Bad kicks the popcorn popper. A crash is heard off screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Bennedetto! Don't you die on me Bennedetto! Not on my watch! Don't you give up! ''{Tearing up}'' You never gave me the five bucks...''{taps Bennedetto with his spoon}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's computer}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Typing}'' And that, my dear Hankerin', is why Strong Badia will never need an army, though we are in dire need of a copy of the official rules of badminton. No idea what we're doing. None.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{mumbling}'' Firebert. Terrible!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Near the beginning, click "[[Three-to-one Marny]]" to see a handbook containing the rules to playing three-to-one marny, as written by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]]. Click the rulebook to read it.
*Also at the end, click "army" to see a [[Firebert]] action figure. It's reminiscent of the action figures in the Strong Bad Email [[action figure]], and later appears with the [[Cheat Commandos]].
*At the end, click on "No idea" to see a scene at [[Marzipan's House]].
:''{Homestar is in Marzipan's kitchen. He walks up to a microwave.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{saddened}'' Mrs. Bennedetto, my name is Colonel ''{still pronounced phonetically}'' Homestar Runner. I served with Frank in the Homestarmy at the battle of Strong Badia. I hate to give you this news... Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met! ''{no longer saddened}'' And he still kinda owes me five bucks. So, if you could just... fork it over...''{taps microwave with his spoon}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*This was the first Strong Bad Email after a few weeks of no update, most likely because of a break for the holiday season. This is the reason Strong Bad starts the email by saying, "it's been awhile".
*The mention of a meeting occuring in "oh-fifteen minutes" is a parody of [[Wikipedia:24-hour clock|military time]], where a time like 5 a.m. would be [[Wikipedia:24-hour clock#The 24-hour clock in spoken English|spoken]] as "oh-five-hundred hours".

=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#seicross suckross|seicross (suckross)]]".
*This was a minor debut of the [[Cheat Commandos]].

===Remarks===
*It looks like Strong Bad has finished the [[Painting of a guy with a big knife]]. (In [[i love you]] he didn't paint the bottom few inches.)
*The painting walks into Strong Badia by itself. Homsar carries Bennedetto and then wanders offscreen.
*The Compy is rather dusty, as can be evidenced by adjusting the contrast. Interestingly, the second cut to the Compy has the contrast increased so the dust around the edges is more visible.
*When Strong Bad kicks Bennedetto, he makes a shattering noise, but does not appear to be broken in any way, although it is possible that a part inside shattered.

===Goofs===
*Although Strong Sad says that he forgot to rewind after the second "crowd cheer" at the pep rally, the rewind sound does play after the second cheer.
*Strong Sad also presses the same button for rewind and play. Normally those functions have separate buttons.
*The yellow printing on Firebert's toy box goes beyond the top of the box.
*When Homestar leaves Strong Bad at the computer, the contrast of the computer screen is automatically brighter. Then at the end when we cut to Strong Bad again, it is darker.
*When Homestar leaves Strong Bad at the computer and The Cheat (Firebert) comes, the contrast scroll disapears from the computer.
*When Strong Bad types "No idea what we're doing man.", there seems to be an extra space between "idea" and "what".

===Inside References===
*The [[Soapbox|box]] Homestar is standing on at The Stick says "Twelve of Them". This is a reference to [[fingers]], in which Homestar stands on a box which bears the words "Eleven Soaps".
*When Homestar asks Strong Bad "Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?" he says "has" instead of "have." This is likely a reference to the [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]], in which he makes the same mistake (and is criticized by Strong Sad for it in the commentary.)
*Homestar asks Strong Bad if he will bring orange slices for his colonel. This may be a reference to Homestar's favorite snack, [[Bronco Trolleys]].
*Homestar Runner again calls Strong Bad "[[Wrestleman]]".

===Real-World References===
*Homestar warns Strong Bad about [[Wikipedia:Gordon Lightfoot|Gordon Lightfoot]], a Canadian singer, saying "We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's '''creeping round your back stair'''". This is a lyric from one of his most famous songs, the Billboard #1 from June '74, "Sundown". The referenced lyric reads:
:'''"Sundown, you'd better take care, when I find you've been creepin' 'round my back stair"'''
*Homsar's phrase, "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine" may be a reference to a lyric from the popular [[Wikipedia:Snoop Dogg|Snoop Dogg]] song, "Gin and Juice."
**The line may also be a reference to The Doors' song "Five to One" ("Now, you get yours, baby, I'll get mine; Gonna make it, baby, if we try.")
*Bennedetto is most likely a [http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-review-E38-1DE3023B-3A4906CE-prod4 Presto 04820 PopLite Popcorn Maker].
*Bennedetto's name may be derived from a character in [[Wikipedia:Alexandre Dumas, père|Alexandre Dumas']] classic work "[[Wikipedia:The Count of Monte Cristo|The Count of Monte Cristo]]," in which the life history of "Benedetto," the adopted son of a servant, is told.
**[http://www.benedettoguitars.com/ Benedetto] is also a manufacturer of acoustic and electric jazz guitars, owned by Fender Musical Instruments Corporation.
*Endust, a product by the [http://www.saralee-de.com/ Sara Lee/DE Corporation], is a spray designed to keep dust from settling on furniture.
*'Fluoride sting' might refer to the 1964 film, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb", in which a paranoid U.S. Army general claims that fluoride is part of an evil Soviet conspiracy to dominate American society.
**It may also refer to [http://www.crest.com/ Crest toothpaste] (the first toothpaste to include fluoride), which had advertisements in the 1970's featuring the "Crest Cavity Fighting Team" which battled the "Cavity Creeps".
*Homestar calling his troops maggots is probably referencing the sergeant (as played by R. Lee Ermey) from the war movie "Full Metal Jacket".
**It may also refer to R. Lee Ermey from The History Channel's program Mail Call, who always says to the viewer lines such as, "Don't go anywhere, maggot!" or "Listen up, Maggot!"

===Fast Forward===
*Frank Bennedetto may have been the only casualty of [[The Battle of Strong Badia]], but he may not have died. Homestar led Mrs. Benedetto to believe that he was dead, but the appropriate term is more 'missing in action'. You see him behind the fence in the [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and actually back in the army in [[Labor Dabor]].
*Firebert later becomes a character in the [[Cheat Commandos]]. Additionally, the fact that Firebert is not a good commando name is referenced again in the toon "[[Shopping for Danger]]", when Firebert is ordered to "stay here and think of a better commando name".
*The spoon Homestar holds is used again in the email [[old comics]] by Strong Mad when he eats the pasta salad in the Easter egg.
*In the email [[record book]] Homestar tells bad redneck jokes standing on a box labeled "Thirteen, Y'all"


== DVD Version ==
*The Three-to-One-Marny Easter egg is viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
**This commentary also extends into the Mrs. Bennedetto Easter egg.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Oooh, it's been a while. How long had it been since we had done an email?

'''MATT:''' Maybe a month.

'''MIKE:''' 'Cause there's dust and cobwebs.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' It had been— What had we done? Didn't we do some other stuff?

'''MATT:''' I don't know. It was after the holidays?

'''MIKE:''' No, it was before that—

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously, overlapping}'' I think it was—

'''MIKE:''' What number is it?

'''MATT:''' Ninety... three?

'''MIKE:''' Well... maybe... Anyway, for whatever reason we had, uh, not done emails for a while, so that's what the

'''MIKE & MATT:''' dust

'''MIKE:''' and

'''MIKE & MATT:''' cobweb

'''MIKE:''' is about. Um... So this is one we've talked about before. I mean, we'd come up- you had come up with the term "Homestarmy"—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, a ''long'' time ago

'''MIKE:''' for a long— yeah, like a year or so ago

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' We were going to make a full cartoon, I think

'''MIKE:''' yeah

'''MATT:''' originally, and then we decided, since we don't make those anymore, we'd just ''{laughs}'' make Strong Bad emails. There's, uh, Seicross there.

'''MIKE:''' That was a good game.

'''MATT:''' Over ten million.

'''MIKE:''' ''{goofy voice}'' sol— sold tsill— zill-millions. ''{laughs} Till''-millions.

'''MATT:''' in his stack— ''{mumbles}''

'''MIKE:''' I like the carpet, the carpet underneath his, uh—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's the new and improved

'''MIKE:''' Yeah

'''MATT:''' shag carpeting.

'''MIKE:''' People sometimes catch onto the fact that the s— that the— when Strong Bad gets up it makes a sound against a wood floor

'''MATT:''' Yeah

'''MIKE:''' which is what it ''was''; when we lived in the apartment, it had hardwood floors and we just, you know, pushed a stool across it to get that sound. And that was before we ever showed what Strong Bad

'''MATT:''' Right

'''MIKE:''' was— But then, it's carpet, and so people

'''MATT:''' But I—

'''MIKE:''' got a kick out of pointing that out to us.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I think it's great. I think we're gonna leave it that way forever and ever.

'''MIKE:''' ''{agreeing}'' Mmm-hmm.

'''MATT:''' I think we should make it a point of, like, one time he's on a pillow, he's got the stool ''{Mike snickers}'' on a pillow and it's still like—

'''MIKE:''' There's one time when Matt—

'''MATT:''' ''{imitates "get up noise"}''

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's, that— Which one is it, the one where you...?

'''MATT:''' It's the vacation one, I think.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, where Matt just makes that sound—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' I just made Strong Bad go ''{"get up noise"}''

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Um...

'''MATT:''' So, this is, uh, where Cheat Commandos comes from.

'''MIKE:''' Yep. That's right. Where'd you—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' So I was trying to come up with what his commando name was, so I just started writing a ton of ''words'' down, among them Fightgar, Crackotage, all what eventually became all of the, uh—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, so we just had this list, so we made this, and then like, a couple weeks later, we saw that list of all those names, and we were like, "Well, we should just make

'''MATT:''' Yeah, just

'''MIKE:''' all of them."

'''MATT:''' make the whole thing. Uh, "Little Albert" was one we didn't use, we thought it was too much like Reynold.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' There was "Gun"— uh, "Runfire". ''{Mike laughs}'' There's another one that I think we nixed.

'''MIKE:''' Wasn't the, uh... the last time, that box said "Eleven of them"?

'''MATT:''' Maybe, I think it was. Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I forget which one it is— So I wasn't thi—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' So it— ''{resumes}'' It already rewound actually there, so that's a mistake; he had already rewound it

'''MIKE:''' Ohhh.

'''MATT:''' so you hear it rewind, and then... But, so— Anyways, Mike just got one of those, uh—

'''MIKE:''' Popcorn poppers.

'''MATT:''' big old popcorn poppers from Miss Cordell's class. ''{Mike snickers}'' Popcorn Party Friday.

'''MIKE:''' So yeah, maybe the pup— uh, puppet is gonna, maybe— Puppet Bennedetto, which is just a Presto air popper ''{Matt laughs}'', will maybe make an appearance sometime.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' ''{chuckles}'' I love how Homsar deposits the— just kinda poops out the Bennedetto there.

'''MIKE:''' And just keeps on going.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So, he's got this orange Tupperware bowl we had growing up on his head.

'''MATT:''' Oh, is that why it's orange? What Tupperware bowl?

'''MIKE:''' You don't remember the orange Tupperware stuff we had?

'''MATT:''' ''{conceding}'' Yeah... I remember the, like— There was the, the cas—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Well the lid has ridges on it.

'''MATT:''' Yeah yeah yeah, and like... stars... sorta.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I mean, it's kinda that one.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Okay.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I don't know what "Hold the line" is originally from. It just seems like a staple ''{Mike snickers}'' of army movies. Old war movies.

'''MIKE:''' It's dusk now.

'''MATT:''' Now it's suddenly dusk. ''{Mike snickers}''

'''MIKE:''' 'Cause it seems to make this more dramatic.

'''MATT:''' Makes it sadder if it's dusk.

'''MIKE:''' ''{snickers}'' I like how he taps everything with that—

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Really needs to have that all the time. I think if Homestar had arms, visible arms, it would— it would be a lot funnier all the time. Like, 'cause he could be... poking people—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' ... doing something with them a lot. ''{pause}'' Is that it?

'''MIKE:''' ''{noncommittal noise}''

'''MATT:''' No, just that.

'''MIKE:''' Now it's done.

=== Easter Egg Commentary ===
'''MATT:''' So there's, um... There's little Trivia Time over there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, on the far right.

'''MATT:''' ''{agreeing}'' Mmm-hmm.

'''MIKE:''' The cookie jar. So is this, um, Bennedetto's wife or mom?

'''MATT:''' I've always said it was his mom.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, me too.

'''MATT:''' That's what I figured.

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. People always thought he swore there, I remember, 'cause he says, "best frigging soldier"...?

== External Links ==
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This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2006'''.

==Thursday, June 29, 2006==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[army]]

==Monday, June 26, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#June 26, 2006|Homsar T-Shirt sale]]

==Thursday, June 22, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#June 22, 2006|Support The Municipality T-Shirts back in stock]]

==Monday, June 19, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#June 19, 2006|Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits CD sale]]

==Tuesday, June 13, 2006==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[crazy cartoon]]

==Tuesday, June 6, 2006==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[theme park]]

==Monday, May 22, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#May 22, 2006|Support the Municipality T-Shirt]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

==Thursday, May 18, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-05-18|I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-05-18|the difference? hardly.]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-05-18|droolstar sleeper]]

==Tuesday, May 16, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #152: [[isp]]

==Monday, May 15, 2006==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[death metal]]

==Thursday, May 11, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-05-11|Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-05-11|12 pts. of articulation]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-05-11|numba zero baller]]

==Monday, May 8, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#May 8, 2006|Bear Holding a Shark T-Shirt back in stock]]

==Thursday, May 4, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-05-04|Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-05-04|pyrex trogdor]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-05-04|coach 3 and friends]]

==Wednesday, May 3, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #151: [[senior prom]] ([[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]] reads: ''king of town toon'')
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006|TMBG Concert]]

==Tuesday, May 2, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#May 2, 2006|Kick The Cheat sale]]
*[[Main Page Messages|Main page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Thursday, April 27, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-04-27|Oh...I live a hard life.]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-04-27|seriously talented clown]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-04-27|strong badmantis]]

==Monday, April 24, 2006==
*[[Games|Game]]: [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
*[[Videlectrix]]: [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] added with synopsis, box art, and main page message.

==Monday, April 17, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 7, 2006|"Easter egg" sale]] ended.

==Saturday, April 15, 2006==
*[[The Brothers Chaps]]' father, [[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don Chapman]], passed away.

==Friday, April 14, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 14, 2006|Homsar T-Shirt back in stock]]

==Wednesday, April 12, 2006==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Everybody to the Limit]]

==Monday, April 10, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 10, 2006|Bear Holding a Shark T-Shirt back in stock]]

==Friday, April 7, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#April 7, 2006|"Easter egg" sale]]

==Thursday, April 6, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-04-06|You got the munch. The crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright...]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-04-06|35 year olds still get cakes?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-04-06|the cheat drawn from memory by missy p.]]

==Tuesday, April 4, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #150: [[alternate universe]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[sisters]]

==Sunday, April 2, 2006==
*[[April Fool's 2006]]: All pages returned to being the right-way up.

==Saturday, April 1, 2006==
*[[April Fool's 2006]]: All pages ([[April Fool's 2006#Remarks|with a few exceptions]]) flipped upside down.

==Thursday, March 30, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-30|Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag.]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-30|homestar oilymens]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-30|strong sadstronaut]]

==Monday, March 27, 2006==
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_bear-shark|Bear Holding a Shark T-Shirt]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[personal favorites]]

==Friday, March 24, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-24|Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-24|metal hsr with bangs]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-24|suudsu 5 months later]]
*[[Store]] footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|summer]] theme.

==Tuesday, March 21, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #149: [[candy product]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[montage]]

==Monday, March 20, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#March 13, 2006|10% off sale]] ended.
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''email soon''

==Thursday, March 16, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-16|You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-16|jolly homestar roger]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-16|poopertrooper sketches]]
*"Support the Municipality" [[Wallpaper|desktop]] available to download through the [[Main Pages]]. The button on the Main Page reads "Support the Municipality"; when clicked, it reads "we're onto you".

==Monday, March 13, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #148: [[disconnected]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[different town]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#March 13, 2006|10% off sale]].

==Friday, March 10, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-10|Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat)]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-10|hand knit tgs mittens!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-10|shaker homestar & mike]]

==Monday, March 6, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #147: [[lady fan]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[video games]], [[Teen Girl Squad]] Issues 1 through 5

==Thursday, March 2, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-03-02|Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-03-02|homestar cubeheads]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-03-02|12-string sad]]

==Tuesday, February 28, 2006==
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward 2006 Seattle]].

==Monday, February 27, 2006==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[guitar]]

==Saturday, February 25, 2006==
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 26, 2006|items of the week]]: [[Store Accessories#Messenger_Bags|Messenger Bags]]

==Thursday, February 23, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-23|What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-23|cheatar jr.]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-23|2 more bubs]]

==Monday, February 20, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #146: [[pop-up]]
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 20, 2006|items of the week]]: [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Bumper Stickers|Bumper Stickers]], and [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Patches|Patches]]. Other items on sale.
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[virus]]

==Friday, February 17, 2006==
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 17, 2006|pledge drive week]]: [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Bumper Stickers|Bumper Stickers]], [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Static Clings|Static Clings]], [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]], and [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Patches|Patches]] on sale. Any other purchases also encouraged.

==Thursday, February 16, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-16|I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-16|stinko handfoot sb]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-16|none shall pass! eww.]]

==Tuesday, February 14, 2006==
*[[Museum]] updated

==Monday, February 13, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #145: [[myths & legends]]
*[[Toons|Short]]: [[500 The Cheats]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[caffeine]]
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''email soon''

==Friday, February 10, 2006==
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 10, 2006|items of the week]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_bubs_consessions|Bubs]], [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_coachz|Coach Z]], [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_scalding_lake|Scalding Lake]], and [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_strong_sad|Strong Sad T-Shirts]]
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[Flashforward Interview - 10 Feb 2006|Flashforward Interview]].

==Thursday, February 9, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-09|Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song!]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-09|cheatcorn casserole]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-09|nice inking, mike]]

==Monday, February 6, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #144: [[narrator]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: converted to [[Podstar:podcast.xml|RSS feed]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[bottom 10]]

==Friday, February 3, 2006==
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#February 3, 2006|item of the week]]: [[Store#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]]

==Thursday, February 2, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-02-02|The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your...motherboard.]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-02-02|the cheat lard sculpture]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-02-02|craig drawn homestar]]

==Tuesday, January 31, 2006==
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''sbemail podcast'' changed to ''sbemails on ipod!''

==Monday, January 30, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #143: [[technology]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: released with [[techno]], [[dragon]], [[japanese cartoon]], [[kids' book]], and [[crying]]

==Friday, January 27, 2006==
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 27, 2006|item of the week]]: [[Store Posters|Posters]]

==Thursday, January 26, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-01-26|They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game.]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-01-26|clockin much dough]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-01-26|homestar ice crusher]]

==Wednesday, January 25, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #142: [[secret identity]]

==Friday, January 20, 2006==
*[[Store]] [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 20, 2006|item of the week]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_strong_sad|Strong Sad T-Shirt]]

==Thursday, January 19, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-01-19|I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.]]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-01-19|strong bad tubamaba]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-01-19|orbs up, yo]]

==Tuesday, January 17, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 17, 2006|Strong Bad overkill combo becomes permanent]]

==Monday, January 16, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #141: [[death metal]]

==Friday, January 13, 2006==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Happy Trogday]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 13, 2006|Trogday sale]]

==Thursday, January 12, 2006==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2006-01-12|Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.']]"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2006-01-12|knitdor & strong bag]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2006-01-12|teen homestars]]

==Monday, January 9, 2006==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2006#January 9, 2006|Strong Bad overkill combo sale]]

==Sunday, January 8, 2006==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #140: [[highschool]]
*[[Scroll Button Songs]]: "Scroll buttons, never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would!"
*[[Store]] footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|winter]] theme.
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2005 to 2006 (except for [[Main Page 23|"Backstage Pass"]] main page).
*[[Main Pages|Main page]] message: ''nothing else!''
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====June 29, 2006====
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[army]]
====June 26, 2006====
*[[Store]]: [[HRStore:rabycupofco.html|Homsar T-Shirt sale]]
====June 22, 2006====
*[[Store]]: [[HRStore:sumu.html|Support The Municipality T-Shirts back in stock]]
====June 19, 2006====
*[[Store]]: [[HRStore:stbadsicd.html|Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits CD sale]]
====June 13, 2006====
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[crazy cartoon]]
====June 6, 2006====
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[theme park]]
====May 22, 2006====
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
====May 18, 2006====
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: the difference? hardly.
*[[Sketchbook]]: droolstar sleeper
====May 16, 2006====
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #152: [[isp]] {{watch|sbemail152.html}}

Bug In Mouth Disease

2006-02-15T16:11:49Z

RavuAlHemio: /* Remarks */ "Totalslava"

{{toonnav|Big Toon|buginmouthdisease|Shopping for Danger|Cool Things}}
[[Image:Bug_in_mouth.PNG|thumb|"It deliciously didn't work!"]]
Homestar swallows a bug and fears the end of the good times while Strong Bad is taped to the TV and Strong Sad searches for "the blue ones".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[The Bug]]

'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' May 9, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 5:10

'''Page Title:''' Don't...kill...bugs.

==Transcript==

''{In the basement, Strong Sad is watching TV.}''

'''TV VOICE''': And that's why come Shakespeare was so awesome.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! I see now.

''(Strong Bad enters.)''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Dairy Queen.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I already told you, I don't want to be called that any more! I made a mistake!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, sorry, Dairy Queen. Anyways, look. I just thought you should know that all your underwears somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{gets up, runs out of the room}'' Nobody buy the blue ones!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That was too easy. Now to settle down for the 24-hour Caleb Rentpayer marathon! ''{Changes channel}''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, were you making a little tent out of my jacket?

'''CALEB:''' I am now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you make that little tent, Caleb! He's not the boss of you!

''{Cut to the field. Homestar is running along. Cue music beat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing approximately to the tune of the [[Theme Song Video | Homestar Runner Theme Song]]}'' Hooomestaaar is running. Along. Hooomestaaa– ''{A record scratches as he suddenly stops and starts coughing/spitting profusely.}'' Agh! I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! Bug swallow! What do I do? What do I do? ''{composes himself}'' Okay, okay, calm down. Calm... down. Remember health class. A-hem. ''(goes down on one knee, speaks slowly and deliberately}'' Sir or madam, are you all right? Do you need medical resistance? ''{anguished}'' Oh, it's not working! The good times are over! ''{runs off}''

''{The music starts in as we cut to another part of the field, where the King of Town and Pom Pom are eating ice cream bars.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!

''{Homestar runs in.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{greeting bubbling noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug! ''{kneels down in front of the King of Town}'' The good times are over! You gotta help me out! I could die!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Well, what do you want we should do?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gimme them dang ice creams! ''{grabs the ice cream bars}'' We'll freeze 'em out! ''{scarfs them}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Doo! That stuff's prescription!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sobs}'' It deliciously didn't work! ''{pokes Pom Pom with the one of the leftover sticks and Pom Pom narrows his eyes at Homestar, annoyed}'' Agh! ''(runs off}''

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is still watching TV.}''

'''CALEB:''' You throw like a girl, Tucksworth.

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, that suitcase was heavy!

''{Strong Sad enters.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What online auction? I can't find anything. I even did an image search for "the blue ones" and got nothing. Or… nothing pleasant, anyway.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, keep searching. Try putting stuff in quotes or something. Or use "and" and "or". Oh yeah, "and" go away.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, Boolean operators! "Blue ''and'' ones"! Good idea! ''{walks off}''

''{Cut to Bubs' concession stand. Bubs is burning an envelope labelled "EXHIBIT A" with a lighter.}'' 

'''BUBS:''' This is just fine!

''{Homestar runs in and Bubs drops the lighter and throws away the envelope.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, you're a doctor, right? I think a bug flew into the side of my mouth. I'm afraid the good times are over!

'''BUBS:''' A doctor, eh? I think I might be one of those. Let me take a look. ''{examines a wad of his business cards}'' Whadda we got here? Bail bondsman, paranormal investigator, normal investigator… Oh, here we go! "Dr." Bubs! Let's take a look atcha.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaah. ''{opens mouth}''

'''BUBS:''' Hmm… ''{peers inside; Homestar gurgles "You got it?"}'' Okay… ''{Homestar gurgles okay...}'' Yes, yes. ''{Homestar gurgles yes,yes}'' Interesting. ''{Homestar makes a noise}'' I've got terrible, terrible news, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh no! Is it about the good times?

'''BUBS:''' I'm afraid you've got no pancreas. ''{Homestar looks annoyed}'' But I do happen to have a fresh one for sale right here! ''{picks up a cooler labelled "EXHIBIT B" and places it on the counter}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, are you an unethical quack?

'''BUBS:''' The most quackinest!

''{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is watching TV with a fork in his hand and a skillet in his lap.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Tucksworth}'' Strong Caleb, did you make the best omelette ever during the commercial break? ''{imitating Caleb}'' I sure did.

''{Homestar runs in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think I –

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''(silencing him}'' Ah-ah-ah! Not today, McDorkle.

''{Homestar leaves then jumps in from the other side.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I think a bug might have –

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?

''{Homestar leaves.}''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Why aren't you breathing, Caleb?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up from behind the couch}'' Strong Bad – ''{Strong Bad hits him with his skillet}'' Ugh. ''{falls down}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And coming up next on ''Caleb Rentpayer'', find out ''whom'' shot Caleb.

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Who shot Caleb?" Oh, there's no way I'm missing that one. NO WAY.

''{Fade to black. Some time later, Homestar emerges from behind the couch. Couch is empty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawns}'' That was a great skillet nap! Thanks, Strong Bad. Strong Bad?

''{Strong Bad is duct-taped to the TV.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't… miss… any of the action!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, the good times are over! I swallowed your computer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You ''what''? ''{tears his head from the TV}'' ''{TV music stops}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I mean a small bug. I swallowed a small bug.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw. Now my head's not taped to the TV.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I really need your help!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And ''I'' really need to find out who shot Caleb Rentpayer!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, that's easy. I did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You-ka – w-wha?

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Homestar Runner, did you shoot Caleb?

''{Homestar appears on the TV, wearing the sunglasses he wears in [[the bet]].}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I sure did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show! ''(throws the remote at Homestar's face}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hiccup. ''{the bug flies out of his mouth}'' Hey, look at that! A little guy. A bug ''did'' fly in my mouth!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh… the good times are ''definitely'' over.

''{Strong Sad runs in, wearing a blue pair of underwear. Strong Bad opens his mouth in surprise.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!

''{The bug flies across the screen as the toon ends}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Logical_connective|Boolean operator]] is a logical conjunction describing the relationship between two assertions ('and' and 'or' being primary examples). Some search engines accept them.
*Using quotes refers to putting a multi-word search term inside of quotation marks. Most search engines will find the entire, unbroken phrase instead of the individual words.
*The [[Wikipedia:pancreas|pancreas]] is a large lobulated organ that secretes digestive enzymes and the hormones insulin and glucagon.
*A [[Wikipedia:Bail_bondsman|bail bondsman]] is a person who posts bail in exchange for a fee, usually 10 percent of the total bail.
*A "[[wikipedia:Quackery|quack]]" is an untrained person who pretends to be a physician and dispenses medical advice and treatment.

===Trivia===
*Bubs' cards read:
Bubs
Bail Bondsman,
Extraordinaire

pager: 555-7896
beeper: 555-3421

BUBS
PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATOR

EEEEEMAIL: BUBS@BUBS.BUBS

Bubs
Normal
Investigator

"Not Associated with
Bubs: Paranaormal Investigator!!"

"Dr." Bubs

VCR Repair/Fashion Consultant

*Bubs' e-mail address here is bubs@bubs.bubs, but it was bubs@homestarrunner.com in [[unused emails]].
*When the Announcer says "whom", in an attempt to sound sophisticated, it is grammatically incorrect. The question should use "who".
*"Coola" is written on the bottom right corner of the cooler.
*"The good times are over!" has been [[Quote of the Week]] twice, though the second time was for only one day.

===Remarks===
*Strong Sad has underwear even though he says he "doesn't really wear clothes" in his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]].
*When Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad as "Dairy Queen", he might be referencing the fact that Strong Sad's head resembles a serving of Dairy Queen ice cream.
*The telephone numbers on Bubs' business cards have the prefix [[Wikipedia:555_telephone_number|555]], which is commonly used for fictional numbers in North American movies and television.
* If you play the cartoon frame-by-frame you can see that no such bug or fly enters Homestar's mouth.
* Strong Bad claims to have placed Strong Sad's underwear in an online auction despite the fact that most major online auction sites prohibit selling used underwear. An example is the eBay® [http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/used-clothing.html used clothing policy].
*When Homestar greets the King of Town, he uses the name "Santa" instead of "Santamin".
*Strong Bad refers to a "Totalslava". "Slava" means "fame" or "glory" in multiple [[Wikipedia:Slavic languages|Slavic languages]] such as [[Wikipedia:Czech language|Czech]] (sláva) and [[Wikipedia:Russian language|Russian]] (слава).

===Goofs===
*When Strong Sad turns around in front of the couch after talking about Boolean operators, his leg appears behind [[Remote Control|the remote]] that is on the couch.
*Bubs' "Normal Investigator" card misspells "paranormal".
*When Strong Bad is duct taped to the TV, there are five pieces of tape. After he turns around, there are only four.
*In the frame in which Strong Bad's head is turned to the right while looking backwards at Homestar, the grey section is visible on both ends of the tape, but the silver, sticky side is the one which should be showing on the end between Strong Bad's head and the TV.
*The Basement's stripe is extra low in the scene where Homestar wakes up from his skillet nap.

===Inside References===
*Bubs provided VCR repair in the email [[12:00]].
*The scene featuring Homestar running over darkened hills is similar to [[Old Intro 2]].
*"The most quackinest" may be a reference to [[Pom Pom#Character video transcript|Pom Pom's character video]], the page title of which is "The Most Mackinest".
*''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]'' first appeared in [[secret recipes]]. This is the first time the show and Tucksworth have been named.
*Homestar uses the same sunglasses in the email [[the bet]].
*[[The VCR]] on the top of the TV is the same VCR as the one used in the Characters page and the email [[12:00]].



*The drum beat heard in the background of the beginning music is from the email [[the facts]], when [[Cubeland]] was featured.
*The brown ice cream bar drawing originally appeared as Homestar's purple popsicle in [[the facts]].
*The song Homestar is singing at the beginning is from [[Theme Song Video]].

===Real-World References===
*The title of the toon is based on [[Wikipedia:Foot and mouth disease|foot and mouth disease]], a disease which affects cattle.
*The page title (Don't...kill...bugs.) is a reference to [[wikipedia:Bob & Doug McKenzie|Bob & Doug McKenzie's]] [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000001EPF/qid=1103258200/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-4330593-4682322?v=glance&s=music&n=507846 "Great White North" album]. Specifically, it refers to the [http://www.mts.net/~marcz/hosers/elron2.htm "Elron McKenzie"] track, where Doug plays a preacher whose sermon deals with the importance of not killing bugs.
*The "Whom shot Caleb?" episode is a reference to the often-parodied shooting of J. R. Ewing on [[wikipedia:Dallas_%28TV_series%29|Dallas]].
*Homestar overreacting over swallowing a bug is similar to a [[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]] episode, in which [[Wikipedia:George_Costanza|George]] did the same thing.
*When Strong Sad says, "I even did an image search..." he is referring to web sites (such as [http://images.google.com/images?q=blue+ones&hl=en Google Image Search]) which feature search engines that allow you to search for pictures instead of web pages.
[[Image:CalebRentplayerBackground.JPG|thumb|Video games!]]
*When Strong Bad removes his head from the TV, on the left side of the screen, you can see a [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo|Super Nintendo]] which was a popular video game system in the early and mid 1990's. If Strong Bad is removed, a black [[Wikipedia:Gamecube|Gamecube]] is also visible. Some [[Wikipedia:Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]] game cartridges are also visible.
**You can also make out what appears to be an [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] on the right side.
*[[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]] is a restaurant [http://www.dairyqueen.com chain] that was founded in 1940 in Kankakee, Illinois. It is best known for its line of "soft-serve" ice cream products.

==External Links==
* [[HR:buginmouth.html|watch "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]
* [[HR:buginmouth.swf|view the Flash file for "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]
* [[Forum:3174|forum thread re: "Bug In Mouth Disease"]]
[[Category: Toons]]

myths & legends

2006-02-13T20:52:17Z

RavuAlHemio: Added running time.

{{sbenav|145|narrator|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail145.PNG|thumb|A glimpse of the monsterman?]]
'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''
{{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}},

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]],

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' February 13, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 2:54

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife. ''{brings up and reads the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Hey Strongbad!</div>
Hey Strongbad, 
Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or 
Legendary Legends? 
Cephas 
Cornwall, CA 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Strongbad" as "Two words. Two different words. That are not one word. Are 'Strong' and 'Bad'." and the name and location as "Cephas Cornwall of the Corn Army".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Mysterious Myths or Legendary Legends? Isn't that a show on one of those channels up in the high hundreds? Ya know, like between the CG Dinosaur Channel and the Homes with Rollercoasters in Them Network? Well, if not, it should be! ''{makes a static-like sound}'' Come on! ''{makes it again, but this time the screen cuts to static}'' There we go.

''{Cut to Strongbadia}''

{{inprogress}}

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:WalkingwithTrogdor.PNG|thumb|Walking with Trogdor]]
*Click on CA in the email to see a [[Teen Girl Squad]] frame of the Mighty Warrior taking on a corn army.
*Click on "CG Dinosaur Channel" to see [[Trogdor]] walk on the screen, advertising "Walking with Trogdor".
*Click on "startling" at the end to see a scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So this is s'posed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman.
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, right! That's what it is! Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style.
*Click on "Biscuitdoughhandsman" to see Coach Z reporting an incident.
:'''COACH Z:''' So there I was, minding my own creepy business, when I found this severed hand in the locker room!

==Fun Facts==
*The TV show sound effect incorporates the same musical notes as [[The Geddup Noise]].
===Inside References===
*The Mighty Warrior fighting the corn army is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
*Coach Z's voice was digitally altered before in [[couch patch]].

===Real-World References===
*"Walking With Trogdor" is a reference to the TV special [[Wikipedia:Walking With Dinosaurs|Walking With Dinosaurs]], which was shown in CG.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|145|7040}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

Talk:Podstar Runner

2006-02-13T13:13:14Z

RavuAlHemio: /* Quality */

== Alt versions for podcast ==
On the DVD version of [[dragon]], the homsar easter egg is automatically enabled. They also did this on the new podcast version of the email. So, is there some place that we can note this on the page for that email? Should we create new an entirely new section for Podcast version on this page and all sbemails??? --[[User:Duke33|Duke33]] 17:25, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
: Probably, yeah. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:00, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Haha... MINDREADERS! ==

I was thinking about H*R toons on iPods ''THIS MORNING''...!

== RSS Feed ==
Now all they need is an RSS feed so you can put this right in iTunes as a podcast and download it straight to the iPod.. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 18:25, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:Maybe a fan can create one. Y'know, like [http://interglacial.com/rss/homestar.html this one]. And no, I didn't mean that I would create one, either.—[[User:StrongstarRunbad|S*R]] 19:08, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:I could certainly do it. I would just assume this would be something we'd want the Brothers Chaps to do themselves. In any case, I'll break out Notepad and have something up in a bit. :) --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 20:11, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

-I Created one that you can subscribe to here: [http://feeds.feedburner.com/podstartopod] The tags aren't all that great because I just created a category in Wordpress. But they're there and it works! Check it out - Brad Kovach

== XHTML 1.0 Transitional ==

First time I can remember a DOCTYPE being declared. Can anyone confirm? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:54, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

:It's a shame it [http://validator.w3.org/check?verbose=1&uri=http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/ doesn't validate]. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 03:49, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

== Podstar links ==

I added a new interwiki-style link to our repertoire. To link to one of the podstar.homestarrunner.com files, simply preface it with "Podstar:" (for example: [[Podstar:sb_email_japanese_cartoon.m4v]]). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:58, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Picture? ==

What's with this weird picture we got here? Is this photoshopped or what?--[[User:Robert Benedicio|Robert Benedicio]] 20:36, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:Nope, the picture is from the .m4v of [[techno]]. [http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/Venusy/technofullscreen.png Here's] a screenshot of the scene in iTunes. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 20:57, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
::Why is the wiki logo different? -You know who!
:::I customized it. See [[User:Venusy/monobook.css|my monobook.css]], about 25 lines down. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 21:09, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
::::That was cool.--{{User:That is Truly an Apple/Sig}} 21:16, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::Can somebody transcript any custom animation it contains, like this Strong Bad thing? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 21:33, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Quality ==

Has anybody noticed that the M4V videos have a much higher sound quality than the Flash files? Might seem a bit unfair for the "normal Flashers" at first, but if someone was to import the Flash file (which, if possible, would give us a load of vectors and so a nearly unlimited possibility of resizing) and mix its video track with the audio track of the M4V video, they could actually get megalomanic resolutions and a sound quality that beats the Flash file on the site. Anybody up to the task to make a proof-of-concept, HDTV-compatible Strong Bad Email? As long as it stays a non-redistributed proof-of-concept, it shouldn't be illegal. <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 21:20, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:Seems like a bit of a waste of time to me, but whatever. Anyway, in regard to your question: from what i've seen, it may not be as, ahem, "simple", as that. Most Flash decompiling programs manage to bugger up tweens etc as well as fonts. Then, on top of this, you usually need to fiddle with the .fla file you get at the end to get it to match up with the original .swf as mask layers etc often separate. Basically, it'd be some hassle.

Actually.. also its higher sound quality on the DVD's too so you could always just buy the dvds... [[User:24.185.119.106|24.185.119.106]] 01:12, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:Yes, you should buy the DVDs, because it supports TBC. By the way, I wouldn't spend any time on it, because it ''would'' end up being illegal since anything worth doing eventually ends up distributed. Even if it were legal, this talk page is not the place to solicit volunteers to work on it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:45, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
::Never wished to argue with that. Anyways, I was actually thinking about buying myself the Overkill Combo, but since it seems minors can't have credit cards over here in Austria, I'll have to put that off for the next few years (or ask somebody with a credit card). <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 06:08, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::It is illegal. I study copyright law in my free time, and it is illegal. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:43, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Have they explicitly forbidden ''creating derivative works for the sole personal use by one single person'' now? If it isn't redistributed, I don't see where the problem lies. <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 13:13, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

::::Sound? Yeah, that's a good one. I can't get any sound at all. Not to mention, the video quality seriously sucks.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:02, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Oh man! I am a complete idiot. The sound was off. No matter, I can just use the ones already there.--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 00:06, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

== Link on Site ==

Is there a link to this page on the actual site besides the recently updated on the homepages? Like in downloads or something? That's where it should be.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 22:27, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== MP4's ==

Hey, do you guys think there is any chance that they would release them on MP4 format so we (i) can watch them on Our (my) PlayStation Portable (PSP) System? either that, or is there some sort of Software or something that i could download so i could convert the M4V Files to MP4's?

-COLA

Since theyve done m4p's they'll probablyn eventually do ones for the PSP. As for converting.. i have no clue lol. [[User:24.185.119.106|24.185.119.106]] 01:14, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

yes they work on the psp- [[HRFWiki:User:Freezestar|Freezestar]]

No, they dont. i checked it out, i even upgraded my Bloody psp, didnt work, and all my movies that i had on it couldnt be played. great job, Sony.

-COLA

They don't work on the PSP. The videos available from the Podstar Runner page are encoded using H.264, and not MPEG-4. While giving it a better file size and reasonable video quality, it makes it incompatible with the PSP. --[[User:TuqueeLukee|Tuquee]] 06:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Use PSPVideo9 to transcode the .M4v files. -CujoSR

[[Wikipedia:mencoder|mencoder]] sb_email_techno.m4v -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4:vhq:vbitrate=896 -oac mp3lame -lameopts vbr=3:br=128 -o sb_email_techno.mp4
Let me know how that works for you, I'm not sure exactly what a PSP expects. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:10, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

== WMP? ==

do these files play on windows media player? (Or are they convertable to VuGo format?)--{{User:Benol/sig}} 01:09, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:: They are in H.264 video with AAC audio. I think there are codecs you can get for those for WMP. [[User:Person Man|Person Man]] 02:01, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

==Unfocused Floppy==
[[Image:Floppy podcast background.png|thumb|discoveries of the deep?]]
So uh... Anybody figure out what the floppy is labled, the one that the iPod is resting against? All you... Decompilers or just those with good eyesight? And intuition? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:57, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:I think the floppy says: ''Something'' of the ''Something''. It's just too faded.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 02:09, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
::Well, I searched Moby games for a DOS title with "of the" in it, and of around 250 results, the most likely canditate I could find was "discoveries of the deep". Does that look plausible to anybody? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:36, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Definitely looks plausible. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 01:11, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
::::Ditto that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::I added info for Discoveries of the Deep to the [[Floppy Disk Container]] article. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 19:31, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== Strong Sad's iPod? I think not. ==

That is not Strong Sad's iPod in the background, as stated on the wiki. It appears to be at least a 4G iPod, but its shape (especially the screen) is closer to that of the 5G iPod. Look at it--it has the gray clickwheel characteristic of 4G+ iPods. Strong Sad's is first- or second-generation. -[[User:Bruce|Bruce]]

:It doesn't look exactly like Strong Sad's iPod from the picture, but it is blurry, so details might not have been put in. Other times that this happens is when you see a zoomed-out picture of the Compy, and you cannot see the dial. Lets just see what others put in as well and then we will make final decisions. -[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 04:52, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::Whoops. Didn't sign that last message--fixed. Anyway, here's the thing. The blur would make it hard to decide, except for the scroll-wheel. Notice it's gray. Strong Sad's iPod, as seen so far, has had a white scroll-wheel. The blur filter may obscure details, but it's not going to change the colors of anything. -[[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 05:04, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::The width of the screen appears to be wider than Strong Sad's iPod, but quite like a video iPod.

::::The enlarged screen size and trademarked click wheel give it away that this iPod was designed to be a 5G iPod. However, note the headphone jack is plugged into the middle of the top of the iPod. That characteristic is not true with 5G iPods, which have the jack on the far right of the top. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 13:35, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::::Well, let's think about this for a minute. Who else in the Brothers Strong house (or anywhere else in FCUSA for that matter) owns an iPod? Mabye Strong Sad upgraded to a newer version or something. I agree, it's not the same one that we've seen before, but no one else has an iPod, so in my opinion, it ''has'' to be Strong Sad's. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 13:50, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::::::I concur. Is this already noted on the item's article, or have we yet to add it? — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:31, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

::::::I thought the same exact thing as Has Matt? but I forgot to mention it. Who else would have an ipod? I think so far its Strong Sads, unless maybe in the future it is revealed that maybe Strong Bad got one or something.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 21:55, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::::::Strong Bad with an iPod? Strong Bad thinks that flashlights are "the future of technology". {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:25, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

:::::::: Maybe the Cheat bought an iPod... I mean, we already know he likes Apple :P

== Original Name ==

Since they changed the name from Strong Bad video podcasts, I think we should mention it in trivia.--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 22:00, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:So... mention it. :) I'd do it but I haven't kept up with this page closely enough to know for sure what you're talking about. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:22, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

==What do I have to do?==
What do I have to do to make Strong Bad pop up? I says wait a second after the email, what email it doesn't play any email. {{User:Bassium!/sig}}

:Please be more specific. After every Strong Bad Email featured, a short clip of Strong Bad should appear. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:46, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh, so you have to download the emails to watch the clips and stuff, well in that case nevermind. {{User:Bassium!/sig}}

== PSP...rar ==

I could help with the PSP and iPod video conversion

:I don't believe that creating PSP files for distribution would fall under [[Wikipedia:Fair use|fair use]] laws. Thanks for offering, though. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 15:44, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

::While distribution of alternate versions would be illegal, converting it yourself to another format and playing it on your PSP would be considered fair use. Since the videos don't have DRM, they are not covered by the DMCA and the fair use exception can apply.
:::Creating a instructions to convert or a program that will do the converting would be fine (assuming you don't charge for it or anything). --[[User:SirNuke|SirNuke]] 01:22, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

::::This may be true, but ''I'' don't believe it falls under fair use. Just me. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 19:11, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

== Requires Quicktime? ==

Below external links it says that either iTunes or Quicktime is required to play these, but I must disagree. All that's needed is a player that can support the MOV file format, H264 decoding, and AAC decoding. The videos all play back perfectly on my computer without any sort of Apple "adware" installed. And it says that Quicktime version 6.0 is required, but I don't think that 6.0 can play H264 video. --[[User:Taku42|Taku42]] 21:07, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

:It can play H263, however. As for other programs, Quicktime and iTunes are the only two official programs that fully support and write .mov format. If you know of another that's as good as either of these, however, please say so. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:11, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

::[[Wikipedia:MPlayer|MPlayer]] (the almighty) has no problems. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 05:26, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

::The VideoLan Client ([http://www.videolan.org/vlc/]) works really well. Which is a bit odd since VLC often has trouble with newer Quicktime files.--[[User:SirNuke|SirNuke]] 01:06, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

They may mean Quicktime 7, which I believe is the minimum requirement for iTMS videos.

Anonymous.

== Brothers Chaps helped! wooh ==

I got a email, from them after i emailed them.

Quicktime Pro can convert a .m4v file to an .mp4 file or any other format for that matter. Just open the file up in Quicktime and choose Export to put it in whatever format you need, this way you shouldn't have a problem getting it onto you PSP.

Brothers Chaps

On Jan 31, 2006, at 9:08 AM, Beep wrote:

Hello, i noticed that you just put up Podstar Runner, for the iPod, well, is it possible that you could do a different version, for the PSP? PSP uses the .mp4 files.

Thank You.

So...Wooh! --[[User:Jetamoo|Coach J]] 18:53, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

The psp needs a thumbnail file too so just converting it to mp4 won't work (I've tried). [http://www.pspvideo9.com/ PSP video 9]is the easiest way, it creates a thumbnail file automatically. Get a big memory stick too, videos eat up space fast.

== RSS feed oddities ==
I removed them from the article, because the odd things in the RSS feed (copyright tag, link tag) are because TBC copied the RSS example from [http://www.podcastx.com/articles/26/1/How-To-Publish-a-Podcast-on-the-iTunes-Music-Store Apple's website]. I have emailed TBC about the tags, too. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 00:19, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Talk:Podstar Runner

2006-01-31T06:08:38Z

RavuAlHemio:

Talk:Podstar Runner

2006-01-30T21:20:42Z

RavuAlHemio: Quality

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RavuAlHemio: /* Transcript */ Okay, yet another update. I'm right back to work.

{{sbenav|143|secret identity|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:sbemail143.png|thumb|Fold the old floppy disks to make them fit in the new computers.]]

Strong Bad makes an introduction to technology for middle school students.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter Egg).

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 30, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:39

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
{{inprogress}}

''{Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" and presses enter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: little help, please</div>
Dear Strong Bad; 
I'm a middle school technology teacher. I would really 
appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I 
could use for my new classes. Thanks. 
Jay 
Oswego NY
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "Oswego NY" as "Oswego to New York" with "Oswego" in a sing-song voice}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You would ''really appreciate'' it? That's it? Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of 3 chickens, a sack of barley and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials. ''{clears screen}'' Well, I sure hope JCPenney's accepts really appreciate it's, 'cause I know for a fact they stopped taking ''{extrapolates voice}'' I'll be your best friend's ''{returns to normal}'' a while ago. Either way, middle school kids are all idiots and they need as much of my help and guidance as they can get.

''{Strong Bad gets up from his chair. Cut to a classroom with Strong Bad in a coat reminiscent of scientists', the words "I'M USING TECHNOLOGY" written on the blackboard and a poster with a drawing of a computer captioned "computers don't BYTE"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' One, zero zero, one one, zero, one, one zero, one one zero, zero one. You may not have understood me, but I was speaking technology.

''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad's head in the lab.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The word technology... means... magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one. Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now! Whoo-ya!

''{Cut to the full classroom shot again. Strong Bad takes a 5.25" floppy disk with the logo "5.25 power" from behind him, throws it in the air and catches it in his right hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is a diskette. Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows ''{a crude drawing of a cow replaces the text on the blackboard}'' invented milk.

''{Zoom in on Strong Bad's head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The two warring factions of diskettes are floppy disks ''{he shakes the 5.25" disk}'' and hard disks ''{he lifts an unlabeled 3.5" floppy disk in his right hand}''. I prefer ''{he hides the 3.5" disk again}'' these big ones because they hold more memory, although you have to ''{crumples the 5.25" disk}'' fold them up to fit them to these now computers. ''{Camera pans right to center on the "computers don't BYTE!" poster. Strong Bad then hides the crumpled disk and continues.}'' Another thing you'll need is your very own E-mail address.

''{Cut to a [[Tandy 400]]-like computer screen with an orange envelope labeled "email".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just take your favourite hobby ''{the words "soccer", "ballet", "nachoeating", "skater", "fire", "football", "racecar" alternate under the envelope until stopping on "swimteam"}}'', kid, girl, pie or izzle ''{the words alternate next to "swimteam" as he speaks them, then being replaced by "pie"}'' and put a bunch of numbers at the end!

''{The number "33331" appears next to "pie". The address is completed with "@kindergartencop.edu" appearing on the next line. Then, cut to the classroom with a picture of a robot marching towards a city and the text "gank gank!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a monotonous voice}'': Robots are technology shaped like square people. ''{returns to normal voice}'' They are primarily used for destroying Japan and serving others. (???)

''{The Cheat enters from the left. He is wearing an upturned metal bucket with nuts and a smile drawn on it and holding a white lightbulb in each hand, a red lightbulb on his head.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{imitating beeping sounds, he presents Strong Bad with a platter of stuffed grape leaf rolls enclosed in a circle of pieces of lemon}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf! ''{he takes one of the rolls and eats it}''

''{Cut to the Field.}''

...

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on half-dead goat for a picture of a goat with the caption: "Do you see this goat as half-dead or half-alive?"
*Click the left side of the screen during the screensaver for an easter egg of Strong Sad and Strong Bad arguing over floppy/hard disks.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I keep telling you they're ''both'' floppy disks!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You think ''this'' is a floppy disk?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, it is!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not a hard disk? ''{he hits his desk with the disk three times}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure about this?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Absolu- ''{Strong Bad throws the disk in his face}'' Ow!
*Click the right side of the screen during the screensaver to see Bubs selling Wireless Extension Cords.
:'''BUBS:''' Get your wireless extension cords. Three for $300! Lightweight, existant, and shockproof!
:''{[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] peeks out from the left edge of the screen}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... I'll take fooour! ''{he flies up the left screen edge and disappears}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:floppy disk|floppy disk]] is a data storage disk that is used to back up files or transport files from one computer to another.
*A [[wikipedia:hard disk|hard disk]] or hard drive (more correctly: "hard disk drive") is a storage unit for computer files that is usually not portable and located inside the computer; however, recent technology has made hard drives both external and portable.
*When Strong Bad 'speaks technology,' he says "10011011011001", which is [[wikipedia:Binary_numeral_system|binary code]] for 9945.

===Remarks===
*Pom Pom's cell phone says "Incoming Call: Bob Redford".

=== Inside References ===
*Pom Pom's ring tone is the indytronic remix of the [[geddup noise]].
*The "kindergartencop.edu" domain was also used in [[unused emails]], for the email address Bubs spams.

=== Real World References ===
*The "catacombs" screensaver on the Lappy is reminiscent of the "3D-Maze" screen saver first introduced in [[Wikipedia:Windows 95|Windows 95 OSR-2]].
*Sundance is an annual independent film festival in Park City, Utah, founded by actor Robert Redford and also a US pay cable television channel showing similar films.
* Pom Pom's cell phone is a Palm Treo 650.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|143|6895}}

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RavuAlHemio: /* Transcript */ Worked on beginning of transcript. Will continue right away.

technology

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RavuAlHemio: Changed summary, added picture.

technology

2006-01-30T14:52:08Z

RavuAlHemio: Added running time.

{{sbenav|143|secret identity|some kinda robot}}

Starring the Cheatbot, Strongbad, Homestarrunner, a floppy disk

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter Egg).

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]...

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 30, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:39

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on half-dead goat for a picture of a goat with the caption: "Have you seen this goat as half-dead or half-alive?"
*Click the left side of the screen during the screensaver for an easter egg of Strong Sad and Strong Bad arguing over floppy/hard disks.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I keep telling you they're ''both'' floppy disks!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You think ''this'' is a floppy disk?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, it is!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not a hard disk? ''{he hits his desk with the disk three times}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure about this?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Absolu- ''{Strong Bad throws the disk in his face}'' Ow!
*Click the right side of the screen during the screensaver to see Bubs selling Wireless Extension Cords.
:'''BUBS:''' Get your wireless extension cords. Three for $300! Lightweight, existent and shot-proof!
:''{[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] peeks out from the left edge of the screen}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... I'll take fooour! ''{he flies up the left screen edge and disappears}''

== Fun Facts ==

=== Inside References ===
*Pom Pom's ring tone is the indytronic remix of the [[geddup noise]].

=== Real World References ===
*Kindergarten Cop is a movie staring Arnold Schwarzenegger as an undercover cop posing as a teacher.
*The "catacombs" screensaver on Strong Bad's Lappy is actually '3D-Maze' from post-Windows XP Windows computers.
*Sundance is an annual independent film festival in Park City, Utah founded by actor Robert Redford and also a US pay cable television channel showing similar films.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|143|6895}}

technology

2006-01-30T14:43:42Z

RavuAlHemio: Transcribed the easter eggs. Not perfect, feel free to edit like crazy.

{{sbenav|143|secret identity|some kinda robot}}

Starring the Cheatbot, Strongbad, Homestarrunner, a floppy disk

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter Egg).

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]...

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 30, 2006

'''Running Time:''' ...

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on half-dead goat for a picture of a goat with the caption: "Have you seen this goat as half-dead or half-alive?"
*Click the left side of the screen during the screensaver for an easter egg of Strong Sad and Strong Bad arguing over floppy/hard disks.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I keep telling you they're ''both'' floppy disks!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You think ''this'' is a floppy disk?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, it is!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not a hard disk? ''{he hits his desk with the disk three times}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure about this?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Absolu- ''{Strong Bad throws the disk in his face}'' Ow!
*Click the right side of the screen during the screensaver to see Bubs selling Wireless Extension Cords.
:'''BUBS:''' Get your wireless extension cords. Three for $300! Lightweight, existent and shot-proof!
:''{[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] peeks out from the left edge of the screen}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... I'll take fooour! ''{he flies up the left screen edge and disappears}''

== Fun Facts ==

=== Inside References ===
*Pom Pom's ring tone is the indytronic remix of the [[geddup noise]].

=== Real World References ===
*Kindergarten Cop is a movie staring Arnold Schwarzenegger as an undercover cop posing as a teacher.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|143|6895}}

Template:whatsnew

2006-01-30T14:23:42Z

RavuAlHemio: Welcome, SBemail #143.

<div style="float:right;margin-left:1em"> __NOTOC__
[[Image:sbemail143.png|150px]] 
</div>
====January 30, 2006====
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #143: [[technology]]
====January 27, 2006====
*[[Store]] item of the week: [[HRStore:posters.html|Posters]]
====January 26, 2006====
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the... baseball... game."
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: clockin much dough
*[[Sketchbook]]: homestar ice crusher
====January 25, 2006====
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #142: [[secret identity]]
====January 19, 2006====
*[[Quote of the Week]]: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: strong bad tubamaba
*[[Sketchbook]]: orbs up, yo
====January 16, 2006====
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #141: [[death metal]]

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2006-01-30T14:22:58Z

RavuAlHemio: A picture from SBemail #143, technology.

A picture from SBemail #143, [[technology]].