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Strong Bad expounds on his Hide n' Seek experiences.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, [[Animatronic Strong Bad]], {{film|Pom Pom}}, [[Grape-Nuts Robot]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[The Bar]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, July 14, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:48

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Junk it, and check it, send me an email and I'll wreck it!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: hide n seek</div>
Dear Dude, 
What is your awesome hiding place whenever you play 
hide n' seek. I'm sure you can just stand somewhere and 
noone can find you right. 
Awesomely Yours, 
Dude 1 
Scarlet, MO 
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads the second sentence after "I'm sure you" with a monotonous rhythm. He also reads "noone" phonetically as "new-nee". After "right", he comments, "Hey man, Noone can find me ''wrong'' if she's good-looking enough." He then reads "Scarlet, MO" as "Scar, Let Moe".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, as anyone that has a little brother or a Homestar Runner knows, hide n' seek can be oh so much more useful than ''just'' playing it.

''{Cut to The Field, where Strong Bad is talking to The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...prestigious monk, but I—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking in from the right, interrupting}'' Hey, Strong Bad; hey, The Squeak. ''{both turn, and The Cheat scowls}'' I'm here to make all your dreams come true!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' The Cheat and I are in the middle of a sentence here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about fifteen cents? I'm here to make fifteen cents come true!

''{Homestar Runner throws three coins on the ground next to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Homestar, I've got an idea. Wanna play hide n' seek?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, that's way better! I'll hide, and you seek! ''{runs off to the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. ''{turns back to The Cheat}'' Anyways, back to our sentence.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Pretty effective, huh? Of course there are some unpleasant side effects from playing these pleasant games of Hide n' Seek. Er, more like just Hide n'.

''{Cut to the bathroom, which is quite dark. Strong Bad walks in from the right, appearing tired.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sleepy... sleepy pee—

''{The lights come on, and Homestar Runner puts his head up from inside the bathtub; he has cinnamon on his face, and his shirt is torn, with the star hanging off.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{shouting}'' Ah, you found me!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping in surprise and shouting}'' Aah! Homestar, what are you doing in here?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Remember last spring when you asked if I wanted to play hide n' seek?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confusedly scratching his head}'' But I've taken at least three baths since then...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appearing tired}'' Oh, I've been in here.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping again}'' Aah!

''{The scene fades out, with Strong Bad still in the air and Homestar Runner sinking into the bathtub.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It works the other way, too.

''{Cut to outside Homestar Runner's house, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are holding a rope next to a cage, beneath which are Fluffy Puff marshmallows and a glass of melonade.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{strained, as the cage creaks}'' I don't understand! Where is he? He usually falls for this one by now.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man! Stupid clever hide n' seek ploy. This thing's gettin' heavy! Switch to the Strong Sad bait.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, as he throws a barrister's wig on top of the other items}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh, parliament!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There was a time when I used to try to play actual games of Hide n' Seek. But it ain't easy with all the brain geniuses around here.

''{Cut to The Field, where Strong Mad appears to be attempting to hide by turning his back to The Stick. Strong Bad stands in front.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Strong Mad? Buddy? That's the same spot you hide in every time we play.

''{Strong Mad leans out from behind "himself".}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{disappointed}'' DAWWW!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Did you make a hiding spot out of you hiding in your usual hiding spot? To hide behind?

'''STRONG MAD:''' I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And it was well worth your time.

''{Cut to The Field at night, with a close-up of Strong Bad walking along, hands raised.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' All right, I give up! ''{calls out}'' Olly olly oxen free!

''{Cut to a wider shot, showing Marzipan with a sign with a picture of an ox, reading "OXEN FREE!"}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Yeah, Ollie, set those oxen free. ''{chanting}'' Oxen free! Oxen free!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, put your sign away, we're just playing a game.

''{Marzipan turns her sign around to show the other side, with the ox playing baseball and reading "PLAYING A GAME!". Strong Bad shakes his head.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{chanting, still annoyed}'' Playing a game! Playing a game!

''{Cut to the computer room. Strong Bad is balancing motionless on one leg on a podium reading "STRONG BAD", with Coach Z standing to the left.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, check out this extremely attractive statue of Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning to Coach Z}'' No, stupid, you found me. I'm "it" now.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, a back-sassin' animatronic Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, great idea! Coach Z, I think your depressing creepiness may have finally paid off! ''{runs off to the right}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{raising his arms triumphantly}'' It's all been worth it!

''{Cut to The Field, with a close-up of Homestar Runner walking in from the left.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, there you are. I found you definitely found you Strong Bad.

''{Cut to a wider shot, showing that he is talking to a crude animatronic Strong Bad, with a balloon head and rods moving the limbs. It stands on a soapbox with a speaker. The soapbox has the words "SIXTEEN FOR YOU" printed on it}''

'''ANIMATRONIC STRONG BAD:''' Shut your mouth, wimp-cake!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, don't sass back at me! ''{angrily}'' I found you fair, then square.

'''ANIMATRONIC STRONG BAD:''' Sit on a biscuit!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still talking to the animatronic, as the real Strong Bad walks past in the background}'' Look, Strong Bad, I haven't been playing this game of hide n' seek for six weeks just to have you poor-sportsmanship all over the place now! Why, I've got half a mind.

''{Beat, then cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I rest my case. Rest nothing. My case is in a coma! As for my awesome hiding place, these days I mainly use it to hide from Hide n' Seek. And Kick the Can, Capture the Flag, and don't forget the nebulous TV Tag. Yeah sorry. I'm taking ''this'' hiding place to the grave.

''{Cut to The Bar, zooming out from a suit of armor. Pom Pom appears in the foreground, with an 'old one and a bowl of peanuts. While he looks away at the suit of armor, Strong Bad's arm pops out of Pom Pom and steals the 'old one; Pom Pom turns his head and shrugs.}''

''{Pom Pom looks up at [[New Paper]] as it comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Scarletmoe.png|thumb|A real stretch by Bev Sportsinterviews]]
*Click on Scarlet, MO at the beginning of the email to see the [[Beverly Sportsinterviews]] book titled ''Scar, Let Moe!''
*At the end, click on the napkin to activate a conversation between Animatronic Strong Bad and Grape Nuts Robot.
:'''ANIMATRONIC STRONG BAD''': Dad loves me more!
:'''GRAPE NUTS ROBOT''': You're adopted.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*An [[wikipedia:Animatronics|animatronic]] is a puppet-like figure with robotics and/or electronics used to create the illusion that the figure is alive.
*[[Wikipedia:Kick the can|Kick the can]], [[Wikipedia:Capture the flag|Capture the flag]] and [http://www.ehow.com/how_2330556_play-tv-tag.html TV Tag] are actual games.
*"[[Wikipedia:Olly olly oxen free|Olly olly oxen free]]" is a phrase used in children's games, which is generally used to indicate that people who are hiding (in a game of hide and seek, for example) can safely come out into the open.

===Trivia===
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad discusses the fun and usefulness of playing Hide n' Seek."
*As of this email, Strong Bad has checked as many emails on the Lappy as he did on the [[Compy 386]].

===Remarks===
*Although the three coins Homestar throws are supposedly all nickels, they are not all the same size.
*The bathtub where Homestar hides has no visible faucet.
*The toilet in the Bathroom of the Brothers Strong is smaller than it was in [[unnatural]].

===Goofs===
*In the Easter Egg, Animatronic Strong Bad's head snaps suddenly back into place, even though it is a balloon.
**Also in the very start of the Easter egg, the Grape-Nuts Robot briefly has audio bolts coming out of its speaker, even though it's not saying anything.
*When Strong Mad comes out of his hiding spot, part of the outline of his left shoulder is misaligned.

===Fixed Goofs===
[[Image:Threestar_Legger.png|thumb|We must protect the queen! I have three legs!]]
*Several times during the toon, all of Strong Bad's arm [[:Image:Strongbad armgoof.PNG|except one outline used to disappear]].
**This happened while he was talking to The Cheat in The Field, once while he was talking to Homestar in the bathtub, and twice while talking to Strong Mad at The Stick. In the first two instances, Strong Bad's right arm disappeared. His left arm disappeared in the last two.
*During the bathroom scene, Strong Bad's ''entire'' right arm was gone when he walked in and only appeared after the lights came on.
*When Homestar walked in and interrupted Strong Bad and The Cheat's "sentence", he appeared to have an extra leg sticking out of his shirt for two frames, in two different poses.
*New Paper used to come down outside of the toon's frame, overlapping the outer black border.


===Inside References===
*Homestar walking in on Strong Bad and The Cheat "in the middle of a sentence" is another instance of [[interrupted conversations]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[Kicking a can|Kick the Can]] as a game.
*When Homestar rises from the bathtub, he appears similar to how he did in [[hygiene]], except he also has a [[Cinnamon|cinnamon beard]].
*The [[soapbox]] reads "sixteen for you".
*In the Easter egg, Animatronic Strong Bad makes a reference to his [[parents|dad]].
*The Cheat was previously referred to as "Squeak" in [[narrator]], as one of the title characters in the film ''[[Films from narrator#Lugnut & Squeak|Lugnut & Squeak]]''.
*Scar is wearing an [[Eyepatches|eyepatch]].
*This is another appearance of [[Loose Coins]].

===Real-World References===
*The hairstyle of Moe on the cover of ''Scar, Let Moe!'' is patterned after the hairstyle of [[Wikipedia:Moe Howard|Moe]] from [[The Three Stooges]].
*Strong Sad shouts "Parliament" upon seeing the barrister's wig, which is commonly worn by members of the [[Wikipedia:House of Lords|House of Lords]] in the British Parliament.

==DVD Version==
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==External Links==
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Talk:Crystal Fortress

2009-09-30T10:53:03Z

Point7Q: /* Charlie? */

== Guitarist ==

I hereby move to claim that the Guitarist's name is Stave.--{{User:Finest1/sig}} 15:03, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
: Any particular reason? If there's not, then this isn't something we should put on any pages. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:13, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
: Let's subject it to a poll, first--{{User:Finest1/sig}} 15:18, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:: No. Unless you can answer my previous question, this topic is closed. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:19, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Very well. Have it your way.--{{User:Finest1/sig}} 15:22, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
::::his name is Haddi-man. it says so in the videro, he's one of the directors
:::::idk what his name is, but it's pretty clear to me that it isn't Davey. get that out of the transcript. the only reason i'm not doing it is b/c idk what to replace it with. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:00, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::I think Davey is the kid with the french fry picture on his shirt. --{{User:Platinum789hi/sig}} 20:59, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::well, since the guy with the french fry picture on his shirt called the other guy Davey, i highly doubt that. the reason i don't think Davey is the guitarist is b/c Strong Bad said to Davey, "you get french fries" and he said to the guitarist, "but you don't get french fries". {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 21:57, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::I was under the impression that Davey was the guitarist because he says that he wrote a song and then receives the hair/mustache and guitar that Davey has. Perhaps they are just two different versions of Davey. Or TBC needed another person to give french fries. [[User:Monkeytender|Monkeytender]] 22:27, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::My opinion, Davey and the guy with the mustache are two different guys. The hair and guitar falling from the sky can be attributed to nothing more that Powered By The Cheat. Most PBTC toons have little weird quirks like that. I think the guitarist should be called Stupid Hippie.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 02:31, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Well then, who the crap is Davey?! Are you sure he's not The singer? (Sorry about the outburst. :() --{{User:Platinum789hi/sig}} 22:32, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== Audio quality ==
I think the whole song is higher quality, but 'I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist' sounds higher quality than the rest. [[User:StrongAwesome74|StrongAwesome74]] 19:38, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:The "brick at your cellist" line is higher quality for sure. Don't know about the rest, though. [[User:NMRodo|NMRodo]] 21:45, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

== Puppets ==

Doesn't the title, "Davey Gets His Due" sound similar to Main Page 25's Toons quote, "The Puppets get their due"? [[User:Atarifanatic|Atari]][[User_Talk:Atarifanatic|fanatic]][[Image:atarifanatic_sig.png|Atari controller]] 21:07, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

== Haddi-man ==

The title card for the song says "dir: Haddi-man and The Cheat. In for kids, homsar's show is titled 'Waddya know, Haddi-man?' Could this mean homsar helped direct this video? [[User:FugitiveofPhysics|FugitiveofPhysics]] 21:39, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:That's the impression I was under, especially since the Davey animations match the animations from the show. [[User:Monkeytender|Monkeytender]] 22:25, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

== Peasant's Quest reference? ==

At the beginning of the mountain scene, doesn't it seem like we've seen those pixelated lightning bolts before? - [[User:FugitiveofPhysics|FugitiveofPhysics]] 21:43, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:That was in PQ and TROGDOR!!! I think. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 23:53, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== Gutterance. ==

If we felt like we should start counting gutteral utterances, this certainly has one. [[User:Durniel|Durniel]] 02:56, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:Care to explain? (Signed out Open SOurce Greg)
:: I believe he's referring to this line: "STRONG BAD: ''Awwwwwwww!'' I thought you were done." It's more of an "''Aaaauuuuuuuuuuuugh!''" actually. Sounds like a gutterance to me. [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 17:58, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

==Powered by the cheat?==
I do not think this should be sorted under powered by the cheat. If there was a category for the brothers chaps experimenting with lcd I think this would fit rite in.[[Special:Contributions/96.242.156.142|96.242.156.142]] 17:02, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
: That's where it's filed in the Toons menu on the official site. Besides, it's got a PbTC intro and bridge. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:03, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== Oh, Hey you guys... ==

which one of the ol' Supreme Giant Boys akshully sing this? Cuz it doesn't sound like any of the awesome Maybe their Giants band!
:Um... I'm pretty sure the main voice is John Linnel, and the second voice is John Flansburgh... unless you meant something else.[[User:Durniel|Durniel]] 07:06, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

== Howd he do that? ==

Should it be noted that Davie's gitar has no strings? {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 00:04, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
:No. This is a PBTC toon, which means it uses a simpler, more abstract and even more absurdist style than cartoons set in the actual Homestar universe. [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 01:03, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
:: The only PbTC segments are the intro and the bridge. The singer through most of the song is not PbTC-style (most of the time.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:12, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Fair enough, but the haddi-man segments aren't exactly "realistic" even by sbemail standards, themselves. The man's guitar didn't have any strings in [[for kids]], either. Was it notable then? [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 02:34, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

== Charlie? ==

Does anyone else think that there might be some kind of reference to Charlie the Unicorn? Or is that wishful thinking on my part? - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]]

: considering they never mention the name 'Charlie', Just Unicorns doesn't mean it's a reference to him, or any specific unicorn. [[User:StrongAwesome74|StrongAwesome74]] 02:24, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

:: I kind of figured that, but I wanted to bring it up anyway. I've seen only the "Candy Mountain" one (I've heard there are others?), but it's been a while and I thought the rainbow bridge thing sounded familiar. If a rainbow bridge hasn't been featured in something with Charlie, it should be. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 02:45, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

::: Rainbows and unicorns go together like sparkles and... unicorns. They just go together. And if you're looking for the conceptual origin of a rainbow bridge, you're going to have to go [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_mythology a lot farther back] than Charlie the Unicorn. [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 03:43, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

:::: Good point. Thinking about it further, I suspect the real reason it seemed familiar is because of the "sweet, sweet, rainbow bridge" in [[flashback]], which is probably too much of a stretch to cite as an internal reference. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 10:53, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

== Sierra Presents Chernabog ==

Isn't this one of the "it can't be both" cases? -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.119|128.103.10.119]] 03:39, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ca_edg6RE Chernabog]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-51GfFRGo Quest For Glory II]. Compare for yourself. Which is more similar? [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 04:12, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Crystal Fortress

2009-09-30T02:45:41Z

Point7Q: /* Charlie? */

== Guitarist ==

I hereby move to claim that the Guitarist's name is Stave.--{{User:Finest1/sig}} 15:03, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
: Any particular reason? If there's not, then this isn't something we should put on any pages. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:13, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
: Let's subject it to a poll, first--{{User:Finest1/sig}} 15:18, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:: No. Unless you can answer my previous question, this topic is closed. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:19, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Very well. Have it your way.--{{User:Finest1/sig}} 15:22, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
::::his name is Haddi-man. it says so in the videro, he's one of the directors
:::::idk what his name is, but it's pretty clear to me that it isn't Davey. get that out of the transcript. the only reason i'm not doing it is b/c idk what to replace it with. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:00, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::I think Davey is the kid with the french fry picture on his shirt. --{{User:Platinum789hi/sig}} 20:59, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::well, since the guy with the french fry picture on his shirt called the other guy Davey, i highly doubt that. the reason i don't think Davey is the guitarist is b/c Strong Bad said to Davey, "you get french fries" and he said to the guitarist, "but you don't get french fries". {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 21:57, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::I was under the impression that Davey was the guitarist because he says that he wrote a song and then receives the hair/mustache and guitar that Davey has. Perhaps they are just two different versions of Davey. Or TBC needed another person to give french fries. [[User:Monkeytender|Monkeytender]] 22:27, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::My opinion, Davey and the guy with the mustache are two different guys. The hair and guitar falling from the sky can be attributed to nothing more that Powered By The Cheat. Most PBTC toons have little weird quirks like that. I think the guitarist should be called Stupid Hippie.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 02:31, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Well then, who the crap is Davey?! Are you sure he's not The singer? (Sorry about the outburst. :() --{{User:Platinum789hi/sig}} 22:32, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== Audio quality ==
I think the whole song is higher quality, but 'I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist' sounds higher quality than the rest. [[User:StrongAwesome74|StrongAwesome74]] 19:38, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:The "brick at your cellist" line is higher quality for sure. Don't know about the rest, though. [[User:NMRodo|NMRodo]] 21:45, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

== Puppets ==

Doesn't the title, "Davey Gets His Due" sound similar to Main Page 25's Toons quote, "The Puppets get their due"? [[User:Atarifanatic|Atari]][[User_Talk:Atarifanatic|fanatic]][[Image:atarifanatic_sig.png|Atari controller]] 21:07, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

== Haddi-man ==

The title card for the song says "dir: Haddi-man and The Cheat. In for kids, homsar's show is titled 'Waddya know, Haddi-man?' Could this mean homsar helped direct this video? [[User:FugitiveofPhysics|FugitiveofPhysics]] 21:39, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:That's the impression I was under, especially since the Davey animations match the animations from the show. [[User:Monkeytender|Monkeytender]] 22:25, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

== Peasant's Quest reference? ==

At the beginning of the mountain scene, doesn't it seem like we've seen those pixelated lightning bolts before? - [[User:FugitiveofPhysics|FugitiveofPhysics]] 21:43, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:That was in PQ and TROGDOR!!! I think. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 23:53, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== Gutterance. ==

If we felt like we should start counting gutteral utterances, this certainly has one. [[User:Durniel|Durniel]] 02:56, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:Care to explain? (Signed out Open SOurce Greg)
:: I believe he's referring to this line: "STRONG BAD: ''Awwwwwwww!'' I thought you were done." It's more of an "''Aaaauuuuuuuuuuuugh!''" actually. Sounds like a gutterance to me. [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 17:58, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

==Powered by the cheat?==
I do not think this should be sorted under powered by the cheat. If there was a category for the brothers chaps experimenting with lcd I think this would fit rite in.[[Special:Contributions/96.242.156.142|96.242.156.142]] 17:02, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
: That's where it's filed in the Toons menu on the official site. Besides, it's got a PbTC intro and bridge. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:03, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== Oh, Hey you guys... ==

which one of the ol' Supreme Giant Boys akshully sing this? Cuz it doesn't sound like any of the awesome Maybe their Giants band!

== Howd he do that? ==

Should it be noted that Davie's gitar has no strings? {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 00:04, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
:No. This is a PBTC toon, which means it uses a simpler, more abstract and even more absurdist style than cartoons set in the actual Homestar universe. [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 01:03, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
:: The only PbTC segments are the intro and the bridge. The singer through most of the song is not PbTC-style (most of the time.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:12, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Fair enough, but the haddi-man segments aren't exactly "realistic" even by sbemail standards, themselves. The man's guitar didn't have any strings in [[for kids]], either. Was it notable then? [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 02:34, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

== Charlie? ==

Does anyone else think that there might be some kind of reference to Charlie the Unicorn? Or is that wishful thinking on my part? - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]]

: considering they never mention the name 'Charlie', Just Unicorns doesn't mean it's a reference to him, or any specific unicorn. [[User:StrongAwesome74|StrongAwesome74]] 02:24, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

:: I kind of figured that, but I wanted to bring it up anyway. I've seen only the "Candy Mountain" one (I've heard there are others?), but it's been a while and I thought the rainbow bridge thing sounded familiar. If a rainbow bridge hasn't been featured in something with Charlie, it should be. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 02:45, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Crystal Fortress

2009-09-30T01:44:34Z

Point7Q: /**/Charlie?

== Guitarist ==

I hereby move to claim that the Guitarist's name is Stave.--{{User:Finest1/sig}} 15:03, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
: Any particular reason? If there's not, then this isn't something we should put on any pages. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:13, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
: Let's subject it to a poll, first--{{User:Finest1/sig}} 15:18, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:: No. Unless you can answer my previous question, this topic is closed. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:19, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Very well. Have it your way.--{{User:Finest1/sig}} 15:22, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
::::his name is Haddi-man. it says so in the videro, he's one of the directors
:::::idk what his name is, but it's pretty clear to me that it isn't Davey. get that out of the transcript. the only reason i'm not doing it is b/c idk what to replace it with. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:00, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::I think Davey is the kid with the french fry picture on his shirt. --{{User:Platinum789hi/sig}} 20:59, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::well, since the guy with the french fry picture on his shirt called the other guy Davey, i highly doubt that. the reason i don't think Davey is the guitarist is b/c Strong Bad said to Davey, "you get french fries" and he said to the guitarist, "but you don't get french fries". {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 21:57, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::I was under the impression that Davey was the guitarist because he says that he wrote a song and then receives the hair/mustache and guitar that Davey has. Perhaps they are just two different versions of Davey. Or TBC needed another person to give french fries. [[User:Monkeytender|Monkeytender]] 22:27, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::My opinion, Davey and the guy with the mustache are two different guys. The hair and guitar falling from the sky can be attributed to nothing more that Powered By The Cheat. Most PBTC toons have little weird quirks like that. I think the guitarist should be called Stupid Hippie.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 02:31, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Well then, who the crap is Davey?! Are you sure he's not The singer? (Sorry about the outburst. :() --{{User:Platinum789hi/sig}} 22:32, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== Audio quality ==
I think the whole song is higher quality, but 'I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist' sounds higher quality than the rest. [[User:StrongAwesome74|StrongAwesome74]] 19:38, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:The "brick at your cellist" line is higher quality for sure. Don't know about the rest, though. [[User:NMRodo|NMRodo]] 21:45, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

== Puppets ==

Doesn't the title, "Davey Gets His Due" sound similar to Main Page 25's Toons quote, "The Puppets get their due"? [[User:Atarifanatic|Atari]][[User_Talk:Atarifanatic|fanatic]][[Image:atarifanatic_sig.png|Atari controller]] 21:07, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

== Haddi-man ==

The title card for the song says "dir: Haddi-man and The Cheat. In for kids, homsar's show is titled 'Waddya know, Haddi-man?' Could this mean homsar helped direct this video? [[User:FugitiveofPhysics|FugitiveofPhysics]] 21:39, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:That's the impression I was under, especially since the Davey animations match the animations from the show. [[User:Monkeytender|Monkeytender]] 22:25, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

== Peasant's Quest reference? ==

At the beginning of the mountain scene, doesn't it seem like we've seen those pixelated lightning bolts before? - [[User:FugitiveofPhysics|FugitiveofPhysics]] 21:43, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:That was in PQ and TROGDOR!!! I think. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 23:53, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== Gutterance. ==

If we felt like we should start counting gutteral utterances, this certainly has one. [[User:Durniel|Durniel]] 02:56, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:Care to explain? (Signed out Open SOurce Greg)
:: I believe he's referring to this line: "STRONG BAD: ''Awwwwwwww!'' I thought you were done." It's more of an "''Aaaauuuuuuuuuuuugh!''" actually. Sounds like a gutterance to me. [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 17:58, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

==Powered by the cheat?==
I do not think this should be sorted under powered by the cheat. If there was a category for the brothers chaps experimenting with lcd I think this would fit rite in.[[Special:Contributions/96.242.156.142|96.242.156.142]] 17:02, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
: That's where it's filed in the Toons menu on the official site. Besides, it's got a PbTC intro and bridge. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:03, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== Oh, Hey you guys... ==

which one of the ol' Supreme Giant Boys akshully sing this? Cuz it doesn't sound like any of the awesome Maybe their Giants band!

== Howd he do that? ==

Should it be noted that Davie's gitar has no strings? {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 00:04, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
:No. This is a PBTC toon, which means it uses a simpler, more abstract and even more absurdist style than cartoons set in the actual Homestar universe. [[User:Nightsong81|Nightsong81]] 01:03, 30 September 2009 (UTC)
:: The only PbTC segments are the intro and the bridge. The singer through most of the song is not PbTC-style (most of the time.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:12, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

== Charlie? ==

Does anyone else think that there might be some kind of reference to Charlie the Unicorn? Or is that wishful thinking on my part? - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]]

Sickly Sam's Big Outing

2008-02-11T12:09:14Z

Point7Q:

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|bigouting|Sloshybowl|Homestarloween Party}}
[[Image:Sickly Sam's Big Outing.PNG|thumb|Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez]]
The Homestar Runner helps Sickly Sam get ready for a date.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mr. Shmallow]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{film|Sickly Sam}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Man}}, {{film|The Sneak}}, [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], {{film|Old-Timey Bubs}}

'''Places:'''

'''Running Time:''' 4:47

'''Page Title:''' Listen Up Short Children!!

==Transcript==
''{Open on a shot of an old-timey radio. As the announcer talks, cartoon lightning bolts fly out of the speakers.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Listen up, short children!

''{Cut to a title card for "Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum", with Mr Shmallow dancing in the middle of the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's the Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum! In a color!

''{A speech bubble reading "A COLOR!" in pink appears, pointing to Mr Shmallow. Iris wipe to a title shot of each character as the announcer introduces them.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Featuring The Homestar Runner!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{cheers}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's that gal, Marzipan!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{cheers}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{boos}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{stronger boos}''

''{The last title shot features a robot, a Close Encounter-style alien, and an unidentified creature.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And the rest!

'''AUDIENCE:''' Huh?

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Today's shenanigans: Sickly Sam's Big Outing!

''{Title card for the toon features Sickly Sam chasing three pink-colored hearts, with the text "Sickly Sam's Big Outing" and "Based on the Vaudeville Stylings of Wibe Chimendez". Open on The Homestar Runner and Marzipan walking down an empty street. The windows and doors of the houses they pass are broken and boarded up, and there are many cracks in the walls and the road.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid row.

''{They keep walking, and come upon a large box labelled "SOME HAMS".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid ro—

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wake up, Sickly Sam. Today's the first day of the day of your big outing.

''{Sickly Sam exits the box.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Up and at 'em.

''{Sickly Sam coughs twice, making dust clouds with the words "AS-" and then "ASBESTOS".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You need some dentifrice!

''{Behind Homestar and Marzipan is a garbage can with eyeholes. Cartoony eyes stick out of these holes as Homestar says the next line.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you're supposed to go on a big outing, we need to find you up a hot date.

''{Zoom in on the can with foreboding music, then cut to inside the can, where Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak are present.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, that dead kid needs a hot date, eh? The only date he has is the glue factory! ''{musical sting}'' Which I will sell him to! ''{musical sting}'' For money! ''{musical sting}''

{{sectionstub}}

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Skid row|skid row]] is a run-down or dilapidated urban area with a large population of impoverished abusers of alcohol and, often, other drugs.
*The Fort Wayne Locomotive refers to Sickly Sam as "[[Wikipedia:Sickle-cell disease|Sickle Cell]]", a group of genetic disorders that cause the red blood cells to change shape.

===Remarks===
*In the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s preview of the toon, the bouquets are completely black and white, whilst in the toon, they are partially pink.
*Sickly Sam's body is bigger on the inside.

===Inside References===
* This toon includes an instance of [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Sneak]].
* At one point, The Sneak holds a [[Big Knife]].
* Old-Timey Strong Bad's pistol, last seen in [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], is another instance of [[guns]].
* "The Homestar Runner Progrum" is another instance of a [[progrum]].
* Old-Timey Strong Bad is named at his introduction as a "thousandaire", a reference to [[suntan]].
* The toon is based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez, a seeming relative of [[A. Chimendez]].
* Sickly Sam does the same dance he did in [[Ballad of the Sneak]].
* Sickly Sam is seen in a [[cardboard box]].
* Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Sneak and the Strong Man hide in a garbage can with [[bike thief|cartoon eyeholes]]

===Real-World References===
* "The Rest" at the end of the introduction of characters is a reference to the theme of the first season of [[wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:bigouting.html|Watch "Sickly Sam's Big Outing"]]
*[[HR:bigouting.swf|View the Flash file for "Sickly Sam's Big Outing"]]
*[[Forum:13557|Forum thread re: Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Old-Timey]]

User:Point7Q

2007-09-21T03:27:56Z

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== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

I have recently completed a project of pretendous scope: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]
* "Cause I'm Don't Get Paid!" - Strong Bad, [[strong badathlon]]
* "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, [[your funeral]]
* "Oh, that's it! I am totally never gonna quit this job but start complaining about it a little bit more!" - Strong Bad, [[from work]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "The dark side grows stronger and more insidious the closer you draw to it. It begs you to surrender to it, to release all its terrible power... and it becomes harder and harder to resist. And once you stop resisting, it is too late. It twists you up inside and... and turns you into a mockery of everything you once stood for." - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

HRWiki:Recent changes patrol

2007-09-21T03:19:04Z

Point7Q: I can't commit to the time, I haven't done it in forever, I don't feel right leaving my name on the list. Sorry guys, keep up the good work.

Ever noticed a little red exclamation point (!) next to an edit listed on the [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] page? Did you know you can remove those exclamation points by patrolling edits? The idea is that having a group of people patrolling edits should reduce spam and vandalism.

To mark an '''edit''' as patrolled, click the "diff" link next to an unpatrolled edit, survey the edit to be sure it isn't spam or vandalism, then click the "Mark as patrolled" link near the top right of the page.

It's a different process to mark a '''new page''' patrolled. Since there is no "diff" link, you instead click on the article name. The link to patrol says, "Mark this article as patrolled", and it appears at the bottom right corner of the article.

If you'd like to help out in the effort of patrolling recent changes, put your name on the list below. Adding your name to the list constitutes a commitment of time to patrolling. This page will serve as a hub for patrollers to get in contact with one another. Feel free to list any questionable edits at the bottom of this page to call them to the attention of other patrollers. For an example of how this page might serve our community, see the [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:RC patrol|Recent changes patrol]] on Wikipedia.
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# [[User:Mibluvr13|Mibluvr13]] 18:52, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
# [[User:evin290|evin290]] 20:35, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
# [[User:FireBird|FireBird]] 21:03, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
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# [[User:StrongbadfanEX|StrongbadfanEX]] 01:09, 5 May 2005 (UTC)
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User:Point7Q

2007-06-17T19:50:33Z

Point7Q: /* From 2007 */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

I have recently completed a project of pretendous scope: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]
* "Cause I'm Don't Get Paid!" - Strong Bad, [[strong badathlon]]
* "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, [[your funeral]]
* "Oh, that's it! I am totally never gonna quit this job but start complaining about it a little bit more!" - Strong Bad, [[from work]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "The dark side grows stronger and more insidious the closer you draw to it. It begs you to surrender to it, to release all its terrible power... and it becomes harder and harder to resist. And once you stop resisting, it is too late. It twists you up inside and... and turns you into a mockery of everything you once stood for." - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-06-14T23:29:22Z

Point7Q: /* About Point7Q */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

I have recently completed a project of pretendous scope: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]
* "Cause I'm Don't Get Paid!" - Strong Bad, [[strong badathlon]]
* "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, [[your funeral]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "The dark side grows stronger and more insidious the closer you draw to it. It begs you to surrender to it, to release all its terrible power... and it becomes harder and harder to resist. And once you stop resisting, it is too late. It twists you up inside and... and turns you into a mockery of everything you once stood for." - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-06-14T23:21:58Z

Point7Q: /* About Point7Q */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

I have recently completed a project of pretendous scope: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:firebert cartoon.png|43px]]|msg=I like '''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=I was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]'''.}}
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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]
* "Cause I'm Don't Get Paid!" - Strong Bad, [[strong badathlon]]
* "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, [[your funeral]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "The dark side grows stronger and more insidious the closer you draw to it. It begs you to surrender to it, to release all its terrible power... and it becomes harder and harder to resist. And once you stop resisting, it is too late. It twists you up inside and... and turns you into a mockery of everything you once stood for." - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-05-24T01:43:02Z

Point7Q: /* Other Quotes */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

I have recently completed a project of pretendous scope: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|43px]]|msg=I plan to buy a '''[[Store#tshirt_homsar_coffee|Homsar T-shirt]]''' after I get a dollar (or a couple bucks).}}
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|}

=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]
* "Cause I'm Don't Get Paid!" - Strong Bad, [[strong badathlon]]
* "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, [[your funeral]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "The dark side grows stronger and more insidious the closer you draw to it. It begs you to surrender to it, to release all its terrible power... and it becomes harder and harder to resist. And once you stop resisting, it is too late. It twists you up inside and... and turns you into a mockery of everything you once stood for." - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

underlings

2007-05-07T11:29:49Z

Point7Q: Girl, don't forget to spell check...

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[[Image:Coach Z suit sludge underlings.png|thumb|"Your tiny bathing suit demeans us all!"]]
Strong Bad attempts to tell others about embarrassing social mistakes.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Swimming Pool]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, May 7, 2007

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' My email song! Where would I be without my email song? ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Handling Smelly Underling?</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I am a manager and I have been told I must talk to one 
of my underlings about their stench. As the foremost 
expert in dealing with smelly underlings, I ask you, what is 
the best way to go about this? I wish to do this with 
some tact & professionalism. 
Sincerely, 
PlasticDiverGuy 
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces each word in the greeting separately, with short deliberate pauses between them. He pronounces "Scotia" phonetically as SKO-tee-uh.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, that show Nova is boring, but I'd watch a show called Dartmouth anyday. ''{clears screen}'' Now lemme tell ya PastyDeadGuy, you came to the right man. I've got so many underlings, I've had to deal with every nearly every awkward social situation under the awkward social sun. I'm an expoit! ''{clears screen}'' Firstly, nothing says tact and professionalism like sending a subtle hint with a hilarious novelty t-shirt. So in your situation, you could just start wearing a shirt that has like,

''{Cut to a blank T-shirt}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Some kinda sceince person—

''{A scientist holding a test tube appears on the shirt.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —on it, with a clothespin on his nose—

''{A clothespin appears on the scientist's nose.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —and underneath it says: "You Reek-A!"

''{"You Reek-A!" appears on the shirt. Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That way, your smelly underling, or smunderling, can get the message from across the room, and you can safely stay out of stink's reach.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in the bathroom, holding a newspaper titled "Da News Papes".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, I think I'd probably watch a TV show called "Stink's Reach", too.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Secondly, nothing says tact and professionalism like slowly revealing a sensitive topic to a friend or loved one—

''{Cut to Strong Sad, with a pencil above a piece of paper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —with a clever connect-the-dots puzzle.

''{Cut to a closeup of the paper. It's an alligator wearing sunglasses holding a sign that reads "WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOU TO FLUSH TWICE!", and the connect-the-dots portion is only the rectangular outline of the sign.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What is he trying to say to me with this cryptic message?

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Furthermore, nothing says pact and trofesssionalism like breaking tough news to someone with a reverse sunburn—

''{Cut to the pool. A sunburned Strong Mad faces away from the pool, which Coach Z is in. Strong Mad removes his singlet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —on your brother's giant, square, billboard-sized back!

''{Strong Mad's back has "your tiny bathing suit demeans us ALL!" on it. Cut to a closeup.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{slowly}'' Your tiny bathing suit demeans us all.

''{Cut to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Aw, fine then! I'll take it orf!

''{He reaches underwater and pulls out a very small pink g-string. The water turns black around him. Cut back to behind Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' PUT IT BACK ON! PUT IT BACK ON!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Lastly, nothing says tact and professionalism like a hidden message written in condiments.

''{Cut to a picnic. Homestar Runner is sitting at the table. Strong Bad is wearing an oven mitt and holding a plate with a hot dog with his right hand and holding a bottle of ketchup in his left. More hot dogs can be seen on a grill behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here ya go, chumpion!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{taking the hot dog; a small piece of cilantro can be seen in his mouth}'' Ooh! Thanks, grillmasta!

''{Cut to the picnic table as Homestar puts the hot dog down. It has "you've had that piece" written on it in ketchup.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You've had that piece—

''{The camera pans to another hot dog, with "of cilantro" written on in mustard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —of cilantro—

''{The camera pans to a hamburger without its upper bun. "stuck between your teeth" is written in ketchup.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —stuck between your teeth—

''{The camera pans yet again to a waffle with "since we ate at that mexican restaurant" with an arrow written in syrup.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —since we ate at that Mexican restaurant—

''{The camera pans again to three pieces of sushi with "2" "weeks" and "ago" written on them in wasabi.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —two weeks ago.

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar with a piece of cilantro hanging from the roof of his mouth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Two weeks?!... ''TEETH?!''

''{Cut to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing, in a slightly high-pitched voice and in a forced manner}'' In conclusion, these are just some of the many things that nothing says tact and professionalism like. I hope you have enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. If elected class president, I can't promise you Coke in the water fountains, but I ''can'' promise a hard-worker that will make a difference. And try to get Mrs. Hardmaster fired.

''{He types "for child abuse." and quickly clears the screen, while shaking his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Whoa! It's like I regressed back to the fifth grade there. And the golden days of the five-paragraph essay. Well, good luck with your smunderling, PranceyDirtGirl. I gotta get started making those 'You Reek-A' t-shirts. Those things are gonna be awesome!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Awkward Social Sun.png|thumb|Now including every awkward social situation!]]
*When Strong Bad types "awkward social sun", click that phrase to see an "Awkward Social Sun" CD.
*When Strong Bad first types "smunderling", click that word to see a description of this creature:
<blockquote>
<big>SMUNDERLING</big>
All Smundy wants to do is be your 
friend. He appears at office 
parties & in enchanted caverns 
at random. Very vulnerable to 
harsh truths and Discs of Healing.
FREQUENCY: Rare 
INTELLIGENCE: Low to middlin' 
ARMOR CLASS: +8
</blockquote>
*At the end, click "awesome" to see a clip of the Stink's Reach show.
:''{In Strong Bad's basement, looking at his TV. Music plays, and pull in slowly on a sign reading "You are now entering Stink's Reach", with stink lines drawn above it.}''
:'''NARRATOR:''' In a town called "Stink's Reach", no one's record is clean.
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tuesdays at 8:30
:''{"Tuesdays @ 8:30" appears at the bottom of the screen, then cut through static to a screen reading "We now return to Dartmouth". The O in "Dartmouth" is a stylised mouth, with darts flying out of it.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' We now return to Dartmouth.
:''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad lying on the couch, with the TV going behind him.}''
:'''TV CHARACTER:''' Dartmouth! He's getting away!
:'''DARTMOUTH:''' Stand clear. I know what to do.
:''{Sounds are heard of someone grunting, and a dart flying and hitting a piece of wood}''
:'''VILLAIN:''' Ow! Pointy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{incomprehensible mumbles}'' Lost... Vikings! ''{more incomprehensible mumbles}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The newspaper reads:
{| style="border-collapse: collapse; border: 3px solid #999"
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px" | Back Pape
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px" | Da NewsPapes
|-
| style="border-right: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px" | A sports player signed a contract worth a bunch of money. "Whooey!" said the player's uncle. "I could buy a car with that much cashness."
| style="border-left: 3px solid #999; padding: 5px" | Global relations set all types of box office records this weekend. Studio execs were encouraged by the turn -around. So was I.
|}
* This email is the first email since [[looking old]] not to mention [[DNA evidence]].

===Remarks===
*Homestar was shown with teeth in [[theme song]].

===Glitches===
*At the end, the "I" at the beginning of "I gotta get started..." is clickable, but does not do anything.

===Inside References===
*The word "underling" originates from the email [[the chair]].
*Strong Bad read [[Periodicals|Da NewsPapes]] while in the bathroom in [[candy product]].
*Strong Bad is holding a [[Quite Fancy 'Chup]] bottle (the label is obscured by his glove).
*Strong Bad refers to the emailer as "[[Prancing|Prancey]]".
*This is another instance of Strong Bad's [[couch mumbling]].
*The smunderling's intelligence being "low to middlin" likely refers to [[Thy Dungeonman II]], where you could strike the enemies high, low, or middlin.
*The smunderling's fact sheet in general is very similar to [[Jhonka]]'s from [[impression]].

===Real-World References===
*"Stink's Reach" is a parody of the style and theme music of the early '90s television show [[Wikipedia:Twin Peaks|Twin Peaks]].
*[[Wikipedia:NOVA (TV Series)|NOVA]] is a [[Wikipedia:PBS|PBS]] television series about science topics which premiered in 1974 and is still running to this day.
*The front page story on Da NewsPapes reads, in part, "Global relations set all types of box office records this weekend. Studio execs were encouraged by the turn-around." This is most likely a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man 3|Spider-Man 3]]'', which premiered on the weekend before this email was released and broke the records for both the highest single-day and opening weekend box office earnings.
*[[Wikipedia:The Lost Vikings|The Lost Vikings]] is a side-scrolling puzzle/platform video game which was developed by Blizzard Entertainment and released in 1992.

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

User:Point7Q

2007-05-01T00:50:20Z

Point7Q: Fav quotes from 2007

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

I have recently completed a project of pretendous scope: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]
* "Cause I'm Don't Get Paid!" - Strong Bad, [[strong badathlon]]
* "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, [[your funeral]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-04-02T11:15:44Z

Point7Q: Realizing I got a word wrong...

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

I have recently completed a project of pretendous scope: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=I was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=I have '''[[Spin 'n Say|more than two problems]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#32CD32|codebkgd=#7CFC00|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Coach_Z_With_Food_Sign.PNG|43px]]|msg=I '''[[These peoples try to fade me|could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Everything Else 2.PNG|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[Everything Else, Volume 2]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=I have '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}

|}

=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]
* "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, [[your funeral]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-04-02T11:14:20Z

Point7Q: /* About Point7Q */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

I have recently completed a project of pretentious scope: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]
* "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, [[your funeral]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-04-01T19:47:24Z

Point7Q: /* From 2007 */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

While my contributions to the wiki have been somewhat limited, I am engaged in a project of huge proportions that is just as Homstar related: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]
* "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, [[your funeral]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

HRWiki:STUFF

2007-04-01T19:31:13Z

Point7Q: /* STUFF'd facts */

{{stuffinstructions}} 
<noinclude>[[Category:STUFF|STUFF]]</noinclude>
==STUFF'd facts==

{{STUFF:KOT's VOQPCS!}}
{{STUFF:Drive-Thru}}
{{STUFF:your funeral}}

The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show

2007-04-01T19:14:18Z

Point7Q: Hang on, I'm STUFFing... something

{{toonnavfulllink|Shorts|HR:kotpopshow.html|No Hands On Deck!|Drive-Thru}}
{{aboutshort}} {{for|[[Strong Bad Email]] from which the show originates|senior prom}}
[[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|200px|thumb|"For reals this time!"]]

In ''The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show'', the King of Town and all his men try to make the Poopsmith smell nice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|The King of Town}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]], {{film|The Hornblower}}, [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], {{film|The Knight}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, [[Multi-Function Dragon]], [[Perfume Cloud]]

'''Places:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 26, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:54

'''Page Title:''' For Reals This Time!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a shiny red background. A King of Town emblem appears on the screen. As the singers sing, the words "Very Own Popular Cartoon" appear below the King of Town head. The King of Town head moves to the music a little.}''

'''SINGERS:''' The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

''{The words "The King of Town's" appear above the King of Town's emblem.}''

'''SINGERS:''' The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

''{The word "Quite" is written between "Own" and "Popular", and "Show!!" is inserted after "Cartoon". The music stops.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' For reals this time!

''{Cut to a stylized King of Town's Castle surrounded by sheep. A segment of the theme tune played on the double bass is heard. A silhouette of The Chef goes to the door and rings the doorbell}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Somebody get the door! I'll get it!

''{Cut to the inside of the castle, where the King of Town stands by the door. The door opens and reveals The Chef with a pizza box with his face on it.}''

'''THE CHEF:''' ''{in a strong accent}'' Pizza for you... Kingy-ding?

''{The King of Town takes the pizza; cut to him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Thanks, Chef! ''{pronounces "chef" with a hard CH; closes door hard on The Chef}''

''{Cut to a long table with The Hornblower, The Bishop, The Blacksmith, and The Knight. A segment of the theme tune played on the piano is heard. The King of Town walks over.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Here ya go, boy-o's! ''{drops pizza box on table and looks other way}'' Poopsmith! Pizza's here! Don't forget to forget to wash your hands!

''{A stylized Poopsmith walks in, with green clouds surrounding him. The King of Town's eyes pop bigger and his crown pops up and falls back on his head}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Woo! What is that reek? ''{looks at The Poopsmith}'' The Poopsmith, you smell like a crapsmith. ''{The Poopsmith hangs his head sadly}'' Have you tried showering?

''{Cut to The Poopsmith, who nods his head. Cut back to King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Bathing?

''{Cut back to The Poopsmith, who nods his head. Cut back to King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Wearing a baseball cap and putting deodorant on outside your shirt?

''{Cut to The Poopsmith, who pauses and then nods. Cut back to King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, I'm out of ideas. ''{looks over to the table}'' Anyone else?

''{Cut to the table}''

'''THE KNIGHT:''' Have you tried...

''{Cut to the mountains where The Knight stands next to The Poopsmith, who is tied to a log stuck in the ground. A dragon looks at both of them. A sign is pointing up to The Dragon reading "multi function dragon"}''

'''THE KNIGHT:''' ''{to The Poopsmith}'' So, I'm gonna set this thing to sanitize, and it'll burn the stink right off ya!

''{The Knight throws his spear at the Dragon's stomach. There are different labels on the Dragon's scales: "pots n pans", "instant death", "sanitize", "puree", and "tumble dry". The spear hits "instant death".}''

'''THE KNIGHT:''' Ooooooh, yeah! This is gonna be awesome!

''{The Dragon leans back, skull symbols appear on its eyes, and it falls with much force on The Knight, embedding its teeth in the ground. A circle with The Blacksmith inside appears.}''

'''THE BLACKSMITH:''' Have you tried...

''{Wipe to The Blacksmith pouring "Përfüme" in some bellows. He sprays it at The Poopsmith. The perfume goes straight toward the Poopsmith but stops at the clouds of stink and goes back a bit.}''

'''PERFUME BALL:''' Ooooh! Ooh! I've lived a terrible life! I was a horrible husband and father! I watched too much sports! WOOAAAAHHHH!

''{The perfume puffs out into several clouds and disintegrates. A circle with The Bishop inside appears.}''

'''THE BISHOP:''' Have you tried...

''{Cut to a church like scene. The Bishop is holding up a scroll.}''

'''THE BISHOP:''' I now pronounce you man and pleasant odor!

''{Cut to The Poopsmith, who is wearing a bowtie, standing next to a bouquet of roses. The Hornblower starts playing Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" with his horn. The Poopsmith kisses the flowers, which keel over and turn brown, along with the horn. The Hornblower becomes annoyed. A circle containing The King of Town appears.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Have you tried...

''{Wipe of The Blacksmith and The King of Town, throwing a football in the air.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little tackle football? Me and The Blacksmith ''{zoom out to reveal a shower next to The Poopsmith}'' versus The Poopsmith and that shower! ''{The Poopsmith and The Blacksmith get ready}'' Hut one, hut two, and a hike!

''{The Blacksmith rushes forward and tackles the shower while The King of Town and The Poopsmith look on.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh, way to protect this house, but uh... that wasn't really what I had in mind.

''{Cut to the inside of the castle where The King of Town stands with everyone but The Poopsmith. A few bars of the theme tune is heard. The Poopsmith's Whatsit pile is visible outside.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, beezos, I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but there's only one thing left to do!

''{Cut to the mountains, where everyone flies through the air while music plays.}''

'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Jumping fun! 
You're jumping through the air. 
Jumping fun!

''{The King and his men all fall toward the pile of whatsit. Freeze-frame just before they all hit the pile, then fade through white to the table, where everybody is covered in whatsit, has odor clouds and is eating pizza.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, you know what I always say, "If you can't beat make The Poopsmith smell good, join... beat make The Poopsmith smell good!" Right? Everybody?

''{Inset to The Poopsmith while more of the jump music plays. The Poopsmith gives a "thumbs up sign"}''

'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Jumping fun!

''{The scene zooms out to The Dragon rotting in front of the castle, complete with flies.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoo! Did I say Crapsmith? I shoulda said rotting-Dragon-smith! That is ripe!

''{The screen dims and the word "end." appears along with a "back." button}''

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}

===Trivia===
[[Image:kotvoqpcs.png|thumb|Original title card]]
*The animation style is much more loosely stylized than it was in the teaser at the beginning of [[senior prom]]. Also, the background has changed from a reflective red background with horizontal lines to a dull flat red with lighter shades in circles towards the top of the screen.
*This is the first appearance of The Little Chef Guy and The Bishop since [[The King of Town DVD]].
*This is the first time The Knight and The Bishop have spoken in a cartoon. The Little Chef Guy and The Blacksmith previously had very small speaking roles in [[The King of Town DVD]].

===Remarks===
*The Bishop is now clad in purple, the traditional color of bishops' vestments in the [[Wikipedia:Roman Catholic Church|Roman Catholic]] and [[Wikipedia:Anglicanism|Anglican]] churches.
*While the Blacksmith is spraying the Poopsmith with perfume, there are still sounds of a hammer hitting an anvil in the background even though the anvil is in picture and there is no indication that the smithy has other employees.
*The Knight is voiced by [[Mike Chapman]].

===Goofs===
*When the Chef comes to the door on the tongue, the tongue's line disappears.
*When the King of Town answers the door, the chef isn't standing on a tongue.
*When the Poopsmith is tied to the stake, he no longer has an odor cloud around him.
*In the last scene, the Hornblower doesn't have an odor cloud around him.
*When the Blacksmith is pouring perfume into his bellows, some of the perfume pokes through the neck of its container.

===Inside References===
*This short is a reference to [[senior prom]], in which the King of Town gets his own cartoon show, only to be quickly preempted by [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad's Very Popular Cartoon Show]]. The King acknowledges this when he says "For reals this time!"
*This is another mention of [[Pizza|pizza]].
*This is another mention of [[Showering|showering]].

===Real World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Mario series enemies#Beezo|Beezos]] are henchmen of [[Wikipedia:Wart (Nintendo)|Wart]] in the [[Nintendo|NES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]]''.
*The King of Town's line after The Blacksmith's big hit during the football scene is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Under Armour|Under Armour's]] "Protect This House" advertisements for their line of football performance apparel.

==External Links==
*[[HR:kotpopshow.html|watch "KOT's VOQPCS"]]
*[[HR:kotpopshow.swf|view the Flash file for "KOT's VOQPCS"]]
*[[Forum:10899|forum thread re: KOT's VOQPCS]]
{{subtitlesLinks|kotpopshow}}

unnatural

2007-04-01T18:48:12Z

Point7Q: /* Remarks */

{{sbenav|166}}
[[Image:Sbemail166.png|thumb|"It's a giant Bubs from outer space!"]]

Bubs has grown to 100 feet tall! What are the other characters to do?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}} ([[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]), {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Island]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, February 5, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:10

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: storms</div>
Hey Strongbad, 
 
'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia 
ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff?
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad enunciates "'Sup, man", "wonderin'", and "'n stuff" and reads the lack of a name as "From, Nobody".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dodges around}'' Hey! Whoa! Heh! Watch where you're flinging those apostrophes nobody. You could hurt somebody. You could hurt... yourself.

''{Strong Bad turns away from his Lappy as quiet music begins to play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking as if in a public service announcement}'' Hi. I'm regular Strong Bad. If you or someone you love is an anonymous apostrophe flinger, please call our hot-free number. ''{waves his hand as 1-800-APOSTROHOLIC appears in yellow lettering}'' Or give them a charley horse right away.

''{Strong Bad turns back to his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' As for H.R. Hurricanesnstuf, we've dealt with disasters, but mainly those of a decidedly UNnatural s-s-s-sort.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat having a tea party in Strong Badia.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{The ground shakes as the table bounces and the dishes clatter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! ''{a second shake}'' What the—

''{Cut to a long shot as the ground bounces a third time.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh. The King of Town must be getting a mega-physical.

''{An enormous gray foot crashes down from the sky, destroying a section of the fence and sending everything flying.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WHA!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{very startled The Cheat noises}''

''{Japanese music plays as a pan upwards reveals the giant to be Bubs, dubbed "King Bubsgonzola Supreme".}''

'''SINGERS:''' King Bubsgonzola! King- King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!

'''BUBS:''' ''{roars}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{terrified, as the camera zooms in}'' It's a giant Bubs from outer space! ''{the camera jumps back and starts zooming in again}'' Or... mutated by radiation! ''{the camera jumps back and starts zooming in yet again}'' Or... from the depths of the ocean! ''{the camera jumps back and starts zooming in one more time}'' Or... flushed down the toilet!

''{Homestar appears a few feet from Bubs's giant foot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh my crap! Bubs turned us all into ants! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about! C'mon, everyone. Let's go steal a slice of chocolate cake from that picnic table over there.

''{As Homestar is about to run, we wipe to a silhouette of Bubs as the background flashes orange with every crushing step as he stomps to The King of Town's castle. Japanese music is heard. Bubs roars.}''

''{Cut to The King of Town sitting at a table with a few bites taken out of it as the ceiling of the castle begins to fall.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Whoo! What am I, getting my mega-physical?

''{Transition to Marzipan and Strong Sad at a "Free Art Classes for Losers" seminar. Marzipan has painted a picture of a big apple and a tree, while Strong Sad has painted a yellow bar with the word "Death" on it. Asian music and Bubs's footsteps can be heard in the background.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' See? The apple's not giant. It's just in the foreground.

''{Bubs's giant foot crashes away the sign and Strong Sad's painting as Strong Sad runs away screaming.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{roars}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{unfazed}'' See? Bubs' foot isn't giant. It's just in the foreground.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Things were looking grim, so we called an emergency town meeting. We needed an organized forum for people to shout out their ideas all at the same time!

''{Cut to a slow pan of characters at a Town Meeting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think we should kill it! I think we should kill it!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' We must try and understand this creature! We must try and understand this creature!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{overlapping}'' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' I say we try to run the picket fence at him. A box in one!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' It's just in the foreground! People, it's just in the foreground!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{inexplicably passing by again}'' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' We must protect the queen! I have six legs!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastic}'' So of course, the nerdy scientist-type had it all figured out.

''{Cut to Strong Sad standing next to a chalkboard and a [[booOOMbox|boombox]].}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I knew we had to try and understand this poor creature. So I recorded his roars and played them back at high-speed. Listen to my extremely scientific findings! ''{presses play}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{roaring}''

''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly faster roar}''

''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly faster, semi-coherent}'' Chicken wings!

''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{in normal tone}'' Don't eat my chicken wings!

''{Strong Sad presses stop.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Something in Bubs' chicken wings must have caused him to mutate and he's been trying to warn us all alon—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut to the chase. How do we kill it?

'''STRONG SAD:''' We don't. I was able to mix-up an anti-chicken-wing... which is really just a bowl of Kashi. ''{he holds up said bowl}'' It's the culinary opposite of chicken wings.

''{Drums play during a pan to the chalkboard, then the chalkboard fades into reality as silhouettes of Coach Z with a catapult, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and giant Bubs stand at the ready. Coach Z lets fly the catapult of Kashi. Bubs can be heard swallowing it.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{roars as he suddenly shrinks back to normal size}'' ...don't eat my chicken wings!

'''STRONG SAD:''' We know! The chicken wings will make us grow a hundred feet tall!

'''BUBS:''' No they won't!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then why didn't you want us to eat your chicken wings?

'''BUBS:''' 'Cause they mine! And they good!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Then how did you grow a hundred feet tall?

'''BUBS:''' Oh, that. Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but I accidentally flushed myself down the toilet while I was shaving.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You have to shave?

'''COACH Z:''' ''{leaning in}'' You have a terlet?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{running up holding a bitten leaf above his head}'' C'mon, you guys! Let's all go jump in somebody's pants! Everybody, single file! ''{drops leaf and marches away}'' Hup-two-three-four!...

'''BUBS:''' Well, I better mosey on. ''{Fade cut through black to a beach that looks surprisingly like [[The Island]].}''

''{Japanese music plays as Bubs walks out to sea.}''

'''SINGERS:''' King Bubsgonzola! King-King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!

''{A Japanese symbol in gold appears as the screen fades to black. Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{heartily}'' But Strong Badinians ''{he has some difficulty pronouncing this}'' are a strong people. We will recover. We will rebuild. We will reduce, reuse, recycle!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. After a while, Strong Bad says the following.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We will be kind. We will rewind!

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Nohito.PNG|thumb|Huge in Japan]]
* Click on H.R. Hurricanesnstuff (prior to the cutaway to Strong Badia) to see a poster for "The Perfectly Baffling World of H.R. Hurricanesnstuff", featuring a variant of the Homestar Puppet resembling H.R. Pufnstuf.
* Click on Homestar's star after he mentions the fortune cookie to see what it said.
<div style="border:1px solid black; background:white; padding:6px; margin:6px 4em; width:16em">Bubs gonna turn you ALL into ants!</div>
* At the end, click on "reduce" to see Strong Bad trying to flush himself down the toilet.
*:''{Strong Bad spins around in the toilet, grinning, while The Cheat watches. It stops}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Try it again. I think I'm starting to mutate.
*:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Affirmative The Cheat noises}''
*:''{The Cheat flushes the toilet}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wheeeeee!
* At the end, click on "reuse" to see a poster of King Bubsgonzola Supreme.
* At the end, click on "recycle" to see Marzipan making Strong Bad recycle.
*:''{Marzipan and Strong Bad are standing in a field. A recycling box is next to Marzipan.}''
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' No, I heard you say it!
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan, I was just saying other things that start with R E.
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't care. You said it. Now let me see your cans.
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?


==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Strong Bad's [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaking of the fourth wall]] is likely in reference to [[Wikipedia:very special episode|very special episodes]], wherein an actor from the TV show will speak directly to the audience at the end of the episode.
*"Bubsgonzola" is a [[Portmanteau|portmanteau]] of "Bubs" and "[[Wikipedia:gorgonzola (cheese)|gorgonzola]]".
*The idea of mutating after being flushed down a toilet is a reference to animals mutating in sewers, an urban myth popularized in science fiction.
*Coach Z suggests sports defensive plays, "[[Wikipedia: Box-and-one defense|box-and-one]]" and the picket fence. The picket fence is used in many different sports and denotes three or more people in a line defending.
*"1-800-APOSTROHOLIC" refers to addiction centers such as those that help people with [[Wikipedia: alcoholism|alcoholism]].
*"I am not making an '[[Wikipedia:I approve this message|I approve this email]]' joke" is a reference to American political campaign advertising. Candidates are required by law to state their name and approval of the ad.
*Homestar's suggestion for everyone to "go jump in somebody's [[Pants|pants]]" is a reference to the expression "[[Wikipedia:Ants in the Pants|ants in the pants]]", used to describe someone who is restless or anxious.
*When discussing the apple in her painting, Marzipan is referring to the technique called [[Wikipedia:Perspective (graphical)#Foreshortening|foreshortening]], where objects in the foreground appear larger than similarly-sized objects in the background.
*A [[Wikipedia:Charley horse|Charley horse]] is a term used to describe a contusion or bruising of the quadricep muscles, most commonly caused by a sudden impact to the anterior thigh.

===Trivia===
*Bubs's roars are really his line "Don't eat my chicken wings!" [[Wikipedia:Audio timescale-pitch modification|pitch shifted]] down 2 octaves.
*The floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#dune 2|dune 2]]".
*The Japanese symbol when Bubs walks into the water resembles "[[Image:edge.jp.png|20px|端]]", which can mean "end" (however, this character means the end of a physical object like a street, or an edge; end in the sense intended here should be "[[Image:end.jp.png|20px|終]]" or "[[Image:finish.jp.png|20px|完]]").
*The Japanese on the King Bubsgonzola Supreme poster reads "[[Image:concession.jp.png|82px|譲歩の人]]" ''Jōho no Hito'', roughly meaning "person of concession" (though the meaning of "concession" is not that of "Concession Stand", rather a synonym for "compromise"). A better translation would be "[[Image:Baiten no Hito.png|82px|売店の人]]" ''Baiten no Hito''.
*The line "We will be kind. We will rewind." was added shortly after the email was released.
*When the email was first released, Marzipan's recycle bucket was empty. Cold Ones and Coldson Lite cans were later put inside it.
*Marzipan's recycling bin has a design on the side that consists of several arrows making a star shape. The universally recognized [[Wikipedia:Recycling symbol|recycling symbol]] commonly found on recycling bins has a similar design where three arrows form a triangular [[Wikipedia:Möbius strip|Möbius strip]].
*This is the first time we see Strong Bad's [[Toilets|toilet]].
*This email contains [[Strong Bad Smiling]].
*This email contains another instance of Coach Z saying the word "terlet".

===Remarks===
[[Image:twin_cheats.png|thumb|Two The Cheats!?]]
*In the scene with everyone talking in the meeting, as the camera pans to the right, [[Twin Characters|two The Cheats]] are seen, and are briefly on the screen at the same time.
*The King of Town appears to be [[Eating Non-Food Items|eating his table]]. Similarly, the leaf that Homestar carries appears to have bite marks taken out of it.
*The "reduce" and "recycle" Easter eggs stated above do not work while Strong Bad is saying "We will be kind. We will rewind!". This is probably to accommodate the Easter eggs, which jump back to when they were clicked.
*The music during the apostrophe public service announcement is taken from [[CGNU]].
*Strong Sad's recording of Bubsgonzola's voice is labeled "Bubsgonzola: The Demos".
*The plan to shrink Bubs back to normal was dependent on Bubs's growth being due to something being wrong with his chicken wings. If we accept Strong Sad's logic for his plan, then it shouldn't have worked given that Bubs's growth had a different cause (i.e. he had flushed himself down the toilet).
*Strong Sad produces the bowl of Kashi out of nowhere; he just reaches off-screen and the bowl appears in his hand.
*The tank in Strong Bad's toilet must refill extremely quickly, given that The Cheat could flush again almost immediately.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad types "Watch where you're flinging those apostrophes nobody" he forgets to put a comma between "apostrophes" and "nobody."
*After the apostroholic public service announcement, the words "could hurt...yourself" disappear off the screen; then "hurt...yourself" reappears, but the "could" is gone. As the screen pages down, the "c" in "could" can be seen briefly.
*Strong Bad appears to insert an extra space inbetween the comma after "Hurricanesnstuf" and "we've."
*Throughout the email, Marzipan's dress has one button which is not shiny like the others.
*The red circle on the record button on Strong Sad's tape player disappears when the play button is depressed, and reappears once the recording stops.

===Inside References===
[[Image:unnatural tea party.png|thumb|One lump or two?]]
*Marzipan mentioned [[DNA Evidence|DNA evidence]] being tampered with while at a tea party with [[Homsar]] in the previous email, [[strong badathlon]].
**The table and tea set from that scene are reused in a [[Wikipedia:Palette swap|palette swapped]] version for this email.
*The fortune cookie Easter egg is in the style of the old [[Fortune Cookies]] game.
**Before the paper is fully unfolded, it also says other things, like the [[Fortune Cookies#Trivia|original]].
*Strong Bad also asked Homestar if ''he'' had to shave in [[caper]].
*Strong Sad's painting has the word "[[Death]]" written on it.
*The "free art classes for losers." sign is a reference to the "free concert for birds" sign from [[marzipan]], and the similar "free concert" sign from [[Seasonal Sweaters]].

===Real-World References===
*King Bubsgonzola Supreme is a reference to [[Wikipedia:kaiju|kaiju]] monsters such as [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]], [[Wikipedia:King Ghidorah|King Ghidorah]], and [[Wikipedia:Mothra|Mothra]]. The "King" in his name might allude to King Ghidorah or [[Wikipedia:King Kong|King Kong]].
** Furthermore, the methods that Strong Bad suggests how King Bubsgonzola Supreme got big are common plot devices in kaiju films.
** The scene in which King Bubsgonzola Supreme makes his entrance and the theme music plays as well as the end scene are references to [[Wikipedia:The_Godzilla_Power_Hour|The Godzilla Power Hour]].
**The scene with Bubs going into the water and the Japanese symbol is a reference to Godzilla movies, some of which contain a similar sequence (usually at the end of the story) in which Godzilla slowly makes his way back out to sea after wreaking havoc or defeating an enemy.
*H.R. Hurricanesnstuff is a reference to [[Wikipedia:H.R._Pufnstuf|H.R. Pufnstuf]], an infamously surreal kids' show with a brightly colored dragon as the star which began running in 1969.
*[[Wikipedia:Kashi_Company|Kashi]] is a natural foods producer owned By Kellogg's, Inc. It is also the name used to market the company's proprietary combination of 7 whole grains and sesame which appears in the bowl.
*Strong Bad's line "[[Wikipedia:Cut to the chase|Cut to the chase]]. How do we [[Death|kill]] it?" is taken from the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Hellboy (film)|Hellboy]]''.
*The drumbeats occurring when Bubsgonzola arrives, and when Bubs is leaving in the final two scenes, are taken from [[Wikipedia:Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings|Age of Empires II]].
*Coach Z's suggestion for dealing with the monster by "running the Picket Fence at him" is a reference to a line in the film ''[[Wikipedia:Hoosiers|Hoosiers]]'', originally delivered by Dennis Hopper.
*[[Wikipedia:Reduce, Reuse, Recycle|Reduce, Reuse, Recycle]] is a slogan used by conservationists to encourage consumers to save resources.
*"We will be kind. We will rewind" is a reference to "Be kind, rewind", a slogan once commonly used by video rental stores to remind the customer to rewind [[Wikipedia:videotape|VHS tapes]] prior to returning them.
*The sound and shot of Bubs shrinking is a reference to the arcade game [[Wikipedia:Rampage (arcade game)|Rampage]].

===Fast-Forward===
*The King Bubsgonzola Supreme poster will make a return appearance and DNA evidence will be referenced again in [[the movies]].

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

User:Point7Q

2007-04-01T18:32:39Z

Point7Q:

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

While my contributions to the wiki have been somewhat limited, I am engaged in a project of huge proportions that is just as Homstar related: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to [[what I want|return an omlette]]. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" "I am Strong Bad!" - Homestar & Strong Mad, [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]
* "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, [[what I want]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-04-01T17:18:32Z

Point7Q: Another fav quote

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

While my contributions to the wiki have been somewhat limited, I am engaged in a project of huge proportions that is just as Homstar related: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]
* "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, [[Let Us Give Tanks!]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User talk:Jay/Archive3

2007-04-01T03:52:38Z

Point7Q: rv, my last fix was already fixed. Sorry

''See [[User talk:Jay/Archive2]] for old discussions.'' 
''See [[User talk:Jay/Archive]] for older discussions.''

==Sorry==
Hey Jay, sorry 'bout breaking up the pages with my sig. I didn't realize I had added an extra return in there. Thanks for fixing it {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}}
: Not a big deal. Everyone's new once. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:26, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
::Cool {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 01:10, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Hey Jay- while I'm here I just thought I would ask you this: (I would just wait for it to be partrolled, but I just wanted to check it with you) is my question of the day on my user page too much like a real STUFF or is it ok? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:27, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
::::My problem with it isn't STUFF related; it is strongly encouraged on this Wiki not to encourage other people to edit your own User page for any reason (we had a long and bloody fight over this when it came to "Guestbooks".) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:38, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Ok, so would it be fine if I moved it over to my talk page? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:51, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::I don't have a problem with that myself, but I don't know how other sysops will view it (though I doubt they'll have a problem with it; many users have mini-"contests" expecting answers on their talk pages). --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:52, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Cool, well see what happens. It's still a possibly that nobody will respond and I'll take it off. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:55, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sig issue ==

Hey, I had the same thing happen when the three ~'s didn't become a sig. Odd, any idea why? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:40, 8 May 2006 (UTC) (Just to try it here: {{User:Qermaq/sig}})
:This is a [[HRWiki:autocolumn#Known limitations|known limitation]] of the autocolumn feature. It will be fixed when we upgrade to MediaWiki 1.6. Coincidentally, I have already spent part of this afternoon working on debugging it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:54, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
::Ah, thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:03, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::That a splains that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:19, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

== About "japanese cartoon"... ==

*Hi, Jay. I wanted to make a comment about the NES endings easter egg, particularly the Metroid ending, and it didn't seem appropriate to bring it up in the cartoon discussion (plus it wouldn't make sense to anyone besides us). Since you don't have a listed e-mail, I'll bring it up here. The screen that it shows, "You Fulfiled Your Mission", et. al., either features a Samus Aran in her normal suit or, if you enter a certain code (the famed JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------ code, for example), a suitless Samus, as it shows in this instance. VGMuseum shows both variants as an animated gif. Both variants do not show in the same ending, you either get the normal variant or the suitless variant if you put in a suitable code. It is the following screen which is then based upon time, and that screen does not feature any sort of text. When the game is completed under 3 hours, that screen also shows Samus in a red suit...whereas if Samus is suitless, she will always be seen in a green suit on the first screen. Anyway, I just felt like mentioning it. By the time you read this, I will probably have edited the page again and I wanted to explain the reasoning behind it instead of it potentially resulting in a siutation where we are constantly changing each others' edits. Otherwise...keep up the good work with editing the wiki and I'll do likewise. -- [[User:Frickinsellout|Frickinsellout]] 16:27, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

P.S. You are free to make this entry [[DELETED]] shortly after you read this, since it may not be the sort of thing necessarily to have in your archives. :)

==CGNU fight song==
Hey Jay. I was wondering if you could upload the rest of the song for the three clefs. So can you upload the rest of the song, please? Also, I think that maybe it could then be placed in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] page.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 22:53, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
:I don't think that's necessary. I was trying to illustrate a point; a point I feel has been made and I'd just as soon delete what I already have if there are no objections. And if we have to transcribe the CGNU song, what about The Cheat is Not Dead? What about the Homestar Runner Theme Song? What about every song except MAYBE the raps? Seems rather unnecessary. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:48, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

==Edit==
The edit on the Admin thing. I was going to revert it, but it really just creeped me out.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
: It doesn't matter as long as someone reverts it. Heck, I only didn't revert it because Qermaq got to it first. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::I almost [[Puking|puked]].--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:22, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::It wasn't ''that'' bad. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:23, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, thats really just me. I don't want to say anymore.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:25, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::Inappropriate? Absolutely no argument. Vandalism? Of course. But come on, it was just some really vague sexual references. Sexuality is a normal human concept. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:26, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::I would agree. The vandalism was inappropriate, but the subject matter would be considered appropriate for adults (outside the workplace and other similar areas) by society. I've seen more graphic stuff on the TV. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:39, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Yeah, almost everyone over, like, 11 or 12 has seen stuff like that. [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 01:45, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Which is a problem in our society. The reason why I might have gotten sick, was because of that I have been raised without it.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:47, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::That is true - we do need to be cautious here because of the kids who have not (we are not in a position to educate young minds in how to deal with that, that's a parent's job) and in recognition that there are a few folks here and there who happen to simply have an aversion to anything in this particular theme. Out of respect to them, we need to be diligent. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:53, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::I am personally of the persuasion that vague sexual references aren't damaging to children at all and that some people blow them way out of proportion, but that said, I never said it wasn't inappropriate or vandalism. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:55, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:I was going to revert it as well but Qermaq beat me to it. It's Okay to feel uncomfortable when seeing that kind of thing, H*bad. But then again that may be what the vandal was trying to do....Hmm... {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 02:14, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

== SB answering emails ==

Well, he answered [[rampage|mine]]. HOOWAY!! --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 23:28, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
: Yeah, yeah, rub it in. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:46, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
::I wish Strong Bad would answer my emails.(All 50 of them) -{{User:H*bad/sig}} 20:06, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
:::Lucky! But we shouldn't feel bad because you do hear more people saying randomly "he answered my e-mail" more than just in the middle of something "he didn't answer my e-mail" matt said they get anywhere from 2,000 e-mails a day, which are pretty slim chances. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 02:38, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

== Toot sweet ==

Sorry about just deleting that fun fact. I guess I should have STUFF'D it, but it seemed really obvious to me at the time. I tried to figure out which I should do from the "Help" page but it seemed deliberately vague. Just so you know, STUFFing was my next step if it showed on the original article again; I wouldn't have repeatedly deleted it. [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 04:44, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
: Not a huge deal; I just felt like circumventing the problem before there was one. I can see how someone unfamiliar with French might not realize the origin of the phrase. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:49, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

== main page 15 ==
Oh, i know why it doesnt work! Im using Firefox, i tested it in IE and it didnt work, so thats why. [[user:x66x66|x66x66]] 1:58 7/18/06
: Hm... that could be it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:44, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

== Spelling of "Gip" ==

Hi,

Please see http://www.answers.com/topic/gyp (and to be fair also see http://www.answers.com/topic/gip)

Will you allow my edit of [[theme song]] to stick now?

Thanks [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

: I see your comment in the themesong page. Why don't you note that what SB typed is a mis-spelling? Other transcripts do that. "Gyp" is a slur, related to Gypsies' reputation as thieves. That's why "gyp" is the correct spelling. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:24, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::You do realise that the first link you gave [http://www.answers.com/topic/gyp] says that it's also spelled "gipped"?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:41, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Sure. But the second [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip] doesn't say anything about it (this meaning). "Gip" is obviously not considered a canonical spelling of this particular term by the American Heritage Dictionary, but variant instead. Why don't we add it to the transcript with the note about SB's variant spelling? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::: That first link you gave is GIP in all caps. Did you see this article [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip-1]? Variants are not misspellings, and are not really important to note. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::: It is also questionable that "gyp" really is a slur (see the [[Wiktionary:Gyp|Wiktionary]], though as we discovered earlier today, "gip" is actually not present there for some reason.) We had this discussion earlier today. At any rate, '''Strong Bad actually types the word "gipped"''', and according to our [[HRWiki:Manual of Style|Manual of Style]], what Strong Bad types is what we type, whether misspelled, nonsensical, or contrary to what he actually says (though in that last case, we also note what he actually says.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:46, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::: That's why I didn't put the slur under "Fun Facts" - I know lots of people would howl about it. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::: [[http://www.google.com/search?q=gyp+roma+slur It's clear]]. Maybe not to lots of people in general, especially Americans, but it's not imaginary. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:52, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::: Even if we accept it, why does it matter to the topic at hand? Many dictionaries accept "gip" as a viable alternative. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::: Citations, please? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:03, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::: Why? I believe it's notable. Want me to find examples of SBEmail transcripts where similar things were noted? I'm only trying to note the spelling issue, not the slurring issue. That doens't belong in the transcript, but instead in Trivia or something. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:06, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::: [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gip] [http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/gip.html] [http://www.bartleby.com/61/16/G0131600.html] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:07, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then it would be a valid precedent. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:09, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then I will happily remove it there too, 'cause I really don't think variants are notable. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:11, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

This section should really be moved to [[Talk:theme song]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:33, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

== Comedy Stylings ==

Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=theme_song&curid=26453&diff=354373&oldid=354371 this] - what's abnormal about the construction "comedy stylings"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:51, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
: It's certainly not something I hear on anything remotely resembling a normal basis. And it certainly sounds more awkward than "headbrow style" (given what it's representing; a hair style) and "With the e-mail style, get it over with!", both of which are currently on the "Style" page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::Hmm. I was under the impression that the page was not for citing usage of "style" when it's a common phrase in American English. Not that it's necessarily authoritative, a [http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22headbrow+style%22&word2=%22comedy+stylings%22 GoogleFight] between the examples we've cited proves interesting. Fact is, there's a LOT of examples of this phrase's usage. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:12, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::: That's got nothing to do with the odd usage of "stylings" and more to do with the usage of the word "headbrow". Like I said before, it represents a hair style. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

==Same age==

You're the same age as me, Jay. Were you born in [[Wikipedia:1982|1982]]? That's the year I was born. Is your real name Michaell Jay Jiminez? I remember a Michaell Jiminez from school. —[[User:Brian Barbera|Brian Barbera]] 00:08, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
: Yes, I was born in 1982, but, no, my name isn't Michael which whatever. My real name can be found via information on my user page, but it's not ON my user page. And that's all I'm saying about that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:02, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

== My revert ==

Hey, Jay, just wanted to let you know I've been talking to Lapper on IRC and he is almost done with the whole transcript (he's apparently not doing it in installments like I do, but getting it all done at once). That's why I reverted back to the inprogress tag. Just wanted to clarify. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:15, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
: Well, okay, but an hour with no updates does look suspiciously like an abandoned transcript... I mean, you can understand why I removed it, right? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:19, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
::Absolutely. Would have thought of the same thing if I hadn't been in IRC to check up on it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:27, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

== 20X6 Homsar?? ==

Does Homsar really have a 20X6 counerpart? I can't find it on the [[characters#20X6|characters]] page... {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 17:26, 24 August 2006

:Jay only said that he's not the only one to have no 20X6 counterpart.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:34, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
: '''EDIT CONFLICT'D!!''' ''(Ow! My response! But I'm saying it anyway.)'' You misunderstood. My reasoning was this:
:# If you say "Homsar is the only main character without an Old-Timey counterpart", without mentioning 20X6, then the statement is true.
:# If you say "Homsar is the only main character without a 20X6 counterpart", without mentioning Old-Timey, then the statement is false (Bubs, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith also have no 20X6 counterparts, and the counterparts of Marzipan and The Cheat have yet to actually ''do'' anything. Even [[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] got an appearance in a 'toon.)
: Thus, the fact as written was misleading and added an unnecessary complication. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:36, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

== Subtitles ==

Hey Jay. We've now got a [[HRWiki:Subtitles|dedicated subtitles page]]. Organization is still a bit chaotic, but we're getting there. We've defined the new format now, and put a downloadable testing environment online. The new format is backwards compatible, so you won't have to re-do everything just yet. And if you put your subtitles on the wiki, then I'm sure they'll get fixed "magically" ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:58, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sleep! ==

Go To Bed!! ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:09, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

== Secret Page ==
THe link really is dead. It now gives a 404.
: Someone needs to read the top of the very page they edited... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:09, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

== Variations ==

Hey Jay. I'm wondering what led to [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Coach_Z&diff=next&oldid=365852 this group of edits]. The reason I ask is because you removed so much information from each page, and I was trying to find either where that information was already listed on each page or the discussion about why it shouldn't be listed at all. Cheers! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:48, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
: The section was too poorly-defined and many users were adding random [[Nicknames]] to the lists. Some of them may yet be notable, but we need to be consistent about what the category contains. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:21, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

== We have our first winner! ==

[[Image:Awesomeguy.JPG|thumb|Congratulations on winning!]]
NOTE: I do use this certificate for other things. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 16:29, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

== Sorry about the transcript ==

I jumped the gun and tried to finish off the "retirement B" transcript before you did. I was just trying to help, but I can see why it would be a nuisance. You did a much better job than I could have. I imagine more annoying things happen all the time , but I just wanted to say that I've learned my lesson. Sorry!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:29, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
: No, no, I may have over-reacted, but the #1 annoyance when trying to write a transcript is edit conflicts. It's why I put the "In progrss" tag on the transcript twice. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
:: This reminds me of my high school history teacher who liked to interpret velvet "do not cross" ropes as a suggestion rather than a rule. She has photos of her at the Smithsonian Museum doing things like sitting on stools used for Civil Rights sit-ins. I'm amazed she hasn't been arrested yet. Anyway, the important thing is that we have an awesome transcript already and no permanent harm was done. Sorry again!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:53, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

== [[pregnancy]] ==

Thx for moving it to [[Pregnancy]] to avoid further confusion. I saw it in my GD web clips and got really excited because I thought a new SBEmail was out. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 22:14, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

== Sorry on [[Let Us Give TANKS!]] ==

Sorry my computer said that those words needed spaces. - {{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 23:39, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

== Ninja Gaiden ==

Even though, as you noticed, Ninja Gaiden isn't the right game this time, I discovered the reference in Under Construction about a day after I [http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/3/3d/20061107082502%21NES_Ending.jpg used it] for a challenge. Although I was kicking myself for not making the trivia question ask about that toon, I was consoled by the fact that it's ten times more fun to watch Under Construction after having seen the Ninja Gaiden intro. Keep on tranglin', {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:50, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

==Hey, question!!==
About how big is the everybody everybody poster. I might buy it. Is it worth it? {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}

:The poster is 36" wide by 24" high. See [[HRStore:posters.html]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:56, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
:: Wouldn't do much good to ask me anyway - it's actually not in my current apartment! (Or, if it is, I can't find it for the life of me...) I think my mother took all my posters when I moved; no idea what she did with them, as her interests don't exactly intersect with mine much. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

==Jaycemberween, Jay?==

Hats off to you, my doge. I got a good chuckle out of that. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 18:30, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

== My bad edit ==

Sorry about that "retirement: goofs" edit. I wasn't thinking properly. Thanks for reverting it! (After I hit the "save page" button, I was like, "wait a sec..." but didn't revert it in time.) [[User:4kai2lyn6|kai lyn]] 04:26, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

== Help out ==
*Hey, I'm thinking about creating a new page, but I don't know what to call it and I don't know all of its info. The page will be about interuppted names Strong Bad usually starts sounding out before getting interrupted by someone. Such as in [[bottom 10]]: He says, "and the number one spot in my bottom 10 is... Th--" and then gets interrupted. Please help out. I am sending this to all sysops. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
: Wow. Seriously, wow. I was, uh, thinking about that very running gag earlier today. We have the "R" in [[morning routine|routine]], the "Th" [[bottom 10|you mentioned]], whatever Adam West would have said in [[long pants]]... As for a name... Partial-Word Interruptions? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:18, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
::Hey, thanks. I'll keep working at it. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::You are kinda reaching the point of spamming, though. Tone it down a bit. People who check Recent Changes will see it, trust me. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

== Apologies??? ==

As a reply to [[Subtitles talk:sbemail167/en]], there was only one easter egg to subtitle. And besides, I'd still be in check, what with being the subtitle creator for three consecutive SBEmails (I don't want to brag any more nor do I want to in the first place) before giving it off to [[User:Shwoo|Shwoo]] because she wanted to do a sub script. And anyway, my computer gets sluggish as well. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 23:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
: My apologies were because the "pageinprogress" template was still on the page, but because my computer shut itself down, I got no opportunities to remove it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:22, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

== In Regards to SB's mouth in Record Book ==

Even in the old animations, whenever SB makes an o sound, including the ou sound, his mouth turns round. It did when he said round, which has the same vowel sound as mouth. Yet when he said mouth in the email, his mouth did not turn round as it was supposed to. This is especially noteworthy as he was contesting his mouth being rectangular all the time when the goof was made.
: It's not consistent enough to call it a "Goof" though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:49, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

== Arguments ==

I'm not clear as to what just went on/is going on between Has Matt? and Bluebry_muffn , but I know this: The wiki froze on me temporarily. The rest of the internet worked fine, but the wiki was suddenly loaded down. The only thing going on was these two and their argument about... what exactly? I'd say something to them, but I'm afraid of overstepping my lack of authority. So, I decided to bring it to the attention of the sysop with the most recent edit, thereby indicating your current presence. If I'm overreacting, let me know and I'll shut up. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 03:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

:Today's April Fools Day, silly! Also, the wiki was temporarily down. I dunno why, but it was. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

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==Sorry==
Hey Jay, sorry 'bout breaking up the pages with my sig. I didn't realize I had added an extra return in there. Thanks for fixing it {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}}
: Not a big deal. Everyone's new once. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:26, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
::Cool {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 01:10, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Hey Jay- while I'm here I just thought I would ask you this: (I would just wait for it to be partrolled, but I just wanted to check it with you) is my question of the day on my user page too much like a real STUFF or is it ok? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:27, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
::::My problem with it isn't STUFF related; it is strongly encouraged on this Wiki not to encourage other people to edit your own User page for any reason (we had a long and bloody fight over this when it came to "Guestbooks".) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:38, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Ok, so would it be fine if I moved it over to my talk page? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:51, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::I don't have a problem with that myself, but I don't know how other sysops will view it (though I doubt they'll have a problem with it; many users have mini-"contests" expecting answers on their talk pages). --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:52, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Cool, well see what happens. It's still a possibly that nobody will respond and I'll take it off. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:55, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sig issue ==

Hey, I had the same thing happen when the three ~'s didn't become a sig. Odd, any idea why? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:40, 8 May 2006 (UTC) (Just to try it here: {{User:Qermaq/sig}})
:This is a [[HRWiki:autocolumn#Known limitations|known limitation]] of the autocolumn feature. It will be fixed when we upgrade to MediaWiki 1.6. Coincidentally, I have already spent part of this afternoon working on debugging it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:54, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
::Ah, thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:03, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::That a splains that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:19, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

== About "japanese cartoon"... ==

*Hi, Jay. I wanted to make a comment about the NES endings easter egg, particularly the Metroid ending, and it didn't seem appropriate to bring it up in the cartoon discussion (plus it wouldn't make sense to anyone besides us). Since you don't have a listed e-mail, I'll bring it up here. The screen that it shows, "You Fulfiled Your Mission", et. al., either features a Samus Aran in her normal suit or, if you enter a certain code (the famed JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------ code, for example), a suitless Samus, as it shows in this instance. VGMuseum shows both variants as an animated gif. Both variants do not show in the same ending, you either get the normal variant or the suitless variant if you put in a suitable code. It is the following screen which is then based upon time, and that screen does not feature any sort of text. When the game is completed under 3 hours, that screen also shows Samus in a red suit...whereas if Samus is suitless, she will always be seen in a green suit on the first screen. Anyway, I just felt like mentioning it. By the time you read this, I will probably have edited the page again and I wanted to explain the reasoning behind it instead of it potentially resulting in a siutation where we are constantly changing each others' edits. Otherwise...keep up the good work with editing the wiki and I'll do likewise. -- [[User:Frickinsellout|Frickinsellout]] 16:27, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

P.S. You are free to make this entry [[DELETED]] shortly after you read this, since it may not be the sort of thing necessarily to have in your archives. :)

==CGNU fight song==
Hey Jay. I was wondering if you could upload the rest of the song for the three clefs. So can you upload the rest of the song, please? Also, I think that maybe it could then be placed in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] page.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 22:53, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
:I don't think that's necessary. I was trying to illustrate a point; a point I feel has been made and I'd just as soon delete what I already have if there are no objections. And if we have to transcribe the CGNU song, what about The Cheat is Not Dead? What about the Homestar Runner Theme Song? What about every song except MAYBE the raps? Seems rather unnecessary. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:48, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

==Edit==
The edit on the Admin thing. I was going to revert it, but it really just creeped me out.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
: It doesn't matter as long as someone reverts it. Heck, I only didn't revert it because Qermaq got to it first. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::I almost [[Puking|puked]].--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:22, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::It wasn't ''that'' bad. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:23, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, thats really just me. I don't want to say anymore.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:25, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::Inappropriate? Absolutely no argument. Vandalism? Of course. But come on, it was just some really vague sexual references. Sexuality is a normal human concept. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:26, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::I would agree. The vandalism was inappropriate, but the subject matter would be considered appropriate for adults (outside the workplace and other similar areas) by society. I've seen more graphic stuff on the TV. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:39, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Yeah, almost everyone over, like, 11 or 12 has seen stuff like that. [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 01:45, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Which is a problem in our society. The reason why I might have gotten sick, was because of that I have been raised without it.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:47, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::That is true - we do need to be cautious here because of the kids who have not (we are not in a position to educate young minds in how to deal with that, that's a parent's job) and in recognition that there are a few folks here and there who happen to simply have an aversion to anything in this particular theme. Out of respect to them, we need to be diligent. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:53, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::I am personally of the persuasion that vague sexual references aren't damaging to children at all and that some people blow them way out of proportion, but that said, I never said it wasn't inappropriate or vandalism. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:55, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:I was going to revert it as well but Qermaq beat me to it. It's Okay to feel uncomfortable when seeing that kind of thing, H*bad. But then again that may be what the vandal was trying to do....Hmm... {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 02:14, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

== SB answering emails ==

Well, he answered [[rampage|mine]]. HOOWAY!! --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 23:28, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
: Yeah, yeah, rub it in. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:46, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
::I wish Strong Bad would answer my emails.(All 50 of them) -{{User:H*bad/sig}} 20:06, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
:::Lucky! But we shouldn't feel bad because you do hear more people saying randomly "he answered my e-mail" more than just in the middle of something "he didn't answer my e-mail" matt said they get anywhere from 2,000 e-mails a day, which are pretty slim chances. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 02:38, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

== Toot sweet ==

Sorry about just deleting that fun fact. I guess I should have STUFF'D it, but it seemed really obvious to me at the time. I tried to figure out which I should do from the "Help" page but it seemed deliberately vague. Just so you know, STUFFing was my next step if it showed on the original article again; I wouldn't have repeatedly deleted it. [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 04:44, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
: Not a huge deal; I just felt like circumventing the problem before there was one. I can see how someone unfamiliar with French might not realize the origin of the phrase. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:49, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

== main page 15 ==
Oh, i know why it doesnt work! Im using Firefox, i tested it in IE and it didnt work, so thats why. [[user:x66x66|x66x66]] 1:58 7/18/06
: Hm... that could be it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:44, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

== Spelling of "Gip" ==

Hi,

Please see http://www.answers.com/topic/gyp (and to be fair also see http://www.answers.com/topic/gip)

Will you allow my edit of [[theme song]] to stick now?

Thanks [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

: I see your comment in the themesong page. Why don't you note that what SB typed is a mis-spelling? Other transcripts do that. "Gyp" is a slur, related to Gypsies' reputation as thieves. That's why "gyp" is the correct spelling. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:24, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::You do realise that the first link you gave [http://www.answers.com/topic/gyp] says that it's also spelled "gipped"?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:41, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Sure. But the second [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip] doesn't say anything about it (this meaning). "Gip" is obviously not considered a canonical spelling of this particular term by the American Heritage Dictionary, but variant instead. Why don't we add it to the transcript with the note about SB's variant spelling? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::: That first link you gave is GIP in all caps. Did you see this article [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip-1]? Variants are not misspellings, and are not really important to note. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::: It is also questionable that "gyp" really is a slur (see the [[Wiktionary:Gyp|Wiktionary]], though as we discovered earlier today, "gip" is actually not present there for some reason.) We had this discussion earlier today. At any rate, '''Strong Bad actually types the word "gipped"''', and according to our [[HRWiki:Manual of Style|Manual of Style]], what Strong Bad types is what we type, whether misspelled, nonsensical, or contrary to what he actually says (though in that last case, we also note what he actually says.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:46, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::: That's why I didn't put the slur under "Fun Facts" - I know lots of people would howl about it. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::: [[http://www.google.com/search?q=gyp+roma+slur It's clear]]. Maybe not to lots of people in general, especially Americans, but it's not imaginary. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:52, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::: Even if we accept it, why does it matter to the topic at hand? Many dictionaries accept "gip" as a viable alternative. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::: Citations, please? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:03, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::: Why? I believe it's notable. Want me to find examples of SBEmail transcripts where similar things were noted? I'm only trying to note the spelling issue, not the slurring issue. That doens't belong in the transcript, but instead in Trivia or something. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:06, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::: [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gip] [http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/gip.html] [http://www.bartleby.com/61/16/G0131600.html] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:07, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then it would be a valid precedent. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:09, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then I will happily remove it there too, 'cause I really don't think variants are notable. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:11, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

This section should really be moved to [[Talk:theme song]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:33, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

== Comedy Stylings ==

Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=theme_song&curid=26453&diff=354373&oldid=354371 this] - what's abnormal about the construction "comedy stylings"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:51, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
: It's certainly not something I hear on anything remotely resembling a normal basis. And it certainly sounds more awkward than "headbrow style" (given what it's representing; a hair style) and "With the e-mail style, get it over with!", both of which are currently on the "Style" page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::Hmm. I was under the impression that the page was not for citing usage of "style" when it's a common phrase in American English. Not that it's necessarily authoritative, a [http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22headbrow+style%22&word2=%22comedy+stylings%22 GoogleFight] between the examples we've cited proves interesting. Fact is, there's a LOT of examples of this phrase's usage. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:12, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::: That's got nothing to do with the odd usage of "stylings" and more to do with the usage of the word "headbrow". Like I said before, it represents a hair style. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

==Same age==

You're the same age as me, Jay. Were you born in [[Wikipedia:1982|1982]]? That's the year I was born. Is your real name Michaell Jay Jiminez? I remember a Michaell Jiminez from school. —[[User:Brian Barbera|Brian Barbera]] 00:08, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
: Yes, I was born in 1982, but, no, my name isn't Michael which whatever. My real name can be found via information on my user page, but it's not ON my user page. And that's all I'm saying about that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:02, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

== My revert ==

Hey, Jay, just wanted to let you know I've been talking to Lapper on IRC and he is almost done with the whole transcript (he's apparently not doing it in installments like I do, but getting it all done at once). That's why I reverted back to the inprogress tag. Just wanted to clarify. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:15, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
: Well, okay, but an hour with no updates does look suspiciously like an abandoned transcript... I mean, you can understand why I removed it, right? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:19, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
::Absolutely. Would have thought of the same thing if I hadn't been in IRC to check up on it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:27, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

== 20X6 Homsar?? ==

Does Homsar really have a 20X6 counerpart? I can't find it on the [[characters#20X6|characters]] page... {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 17:26, 24 August 2006

:Jay only said that he's not the only one to have no 20X6 counterpart.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:34, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
: '''EDIT CONFLICT'D!!''' ''(Ow! My response! But I'm saying it anyway.)'' You misunderstood. My reasoning was this:
:# If you say "Homsar is the only main character without an Old-Timey counterpart", without mentioning 20X6, then the statement is true.
:# If you say "Homsar is the only main character without a 20X6 counterpart", without mentioning Old-Timey, then the statement is false (Bubs, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith also have no 20X6 counterparts, and the counterparts of Marzipan and The Cheat have yet to actually ''do'' anything. Even [[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] got an appearance in a 'toon.)
: Thus, the fact as written was misleading and added an unnecessary complication. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:36, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

== Subtitles ==

Hey Jay. We've now got a [[HRWiki:Subtitles|dedicated subtitles page]]. Organization is still a bit chaotic, but we're getting there. We've defined the new format now, and put a downloadable testing environment online. The new format is backwards compatible, so you won't have to re-do everything just yet. And if you put your subtitles on the wiki, then I'm sure they'll get fixed "magically" ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:58, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sleep! ==

Go To Bed!! ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:09, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

== Secret Page ==
THe link really is dead. It now gives a 404.
: Someone needs to read the top of the very page they edited... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:09, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

== Variations ==

Hey Jay. I'm wondering what led to [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Coach_Z&diff=next&oldid=365852 this group of edits]. The reason I ask is because you removed so much information from each page, and I was trying to find either where that information was already listed on each page or the discussion about why it shouldn't be listed at all. Cheers! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:48, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
: The section was too poorly-defined and many users were adding random [[Nicknames]] to the lists. Some of them may yet be notable, but we need to be consistent about what the category contains. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:21, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

== We have our first winner! ==

[[Image:Awesomeguy.JPG|thumb|Congratulations on winning!]]
NOTE: I do use this certificate for other things. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 16:29, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

== Sorry about the transcript ==

I jumped the gun and tried to finish off the "retirement B" transcript before you did. I was just trying to help, but I can see why it would be a nuisance. You did a much better job than I could have. I imagine more annoying things happen all the time , but I just wanted to say that I've learned my lesson. Sorry!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:29, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
: No, no, I may have over-reacted, but the #1 annoyance when trying to write a transcript is edit conflicts. It's why I put the "In progrss" tag on the transcript twice. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
:: This reminds me of my high school history teacher who liked to interpret velvet "do not cross" ropes as a suggestion rather than a rule. She has photos of her at the Smithsonian Museum doing things like sitting on stools used for Civil Rights sit-ins. I'm amazed she hasn't been arrested yet. Anyway, the important thing is that we have an awesome transcript already and no permanent harm was done. Sorry again!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:53, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

== [[pregnancy]] ==

Thx for moving it to [[Pregnancy]] to avoid further confusion. I saw it in my GD web clips and got really excited because I thought a new SBEmail was out. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 22:14, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

== Sorry on [[Let Us Give TANKS!]] ==

Sorry my computer said that those words needed spaces. - {{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 23:39, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

== Ninja Gaiden ==

Even though, as you noticed, Ninja Gaiden isn't the right game this time, I discovered the reference in Under Construction about a day after I [http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/3/3d/20061107082502%21NES_Ending.jpg used it] for a challenge. Although I was kicking myself for not making the trivia question ask about that toon, I was consoled by the fact that it's ten times more fun to watch Under Construction after having seen the Ninja Gaiden intro. Keep on tranglin', {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:50, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

==Hey, question!!==
About how big is the everybody everybody poster. I might buy it. Is it worth it? {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}

:The poster is 36" wide by 24" high. See [[HRStore:posters.html]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:56, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
:: Wouldn't do much good to ask me anyway - it's actually not in my current apartment! (Or, if it is, I can't find it for the life of me...) I think my mother took all my posters when I moved; no idea what she did with them, as her interests don't exactly intersect with mine much. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

==Jaycemberween, Jay?==

Hats off to you, my doge. I got a good chuckle out of that. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 18:30, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

== My bad edit ==

Sorry about that "retirement: goofs" edit. I wasn't thinking properly. Thanks for reverting it! (After I hit the "save page" button, I was like, "wait a sec..." but didn't revert it in time.) [[User:4kai2lyn6|kai lyn]] 04:26, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

== Help out ==
*Hey, I'm thinking about creating a new page, but I don't know what to call it and I don't know all of its info. The page will be about interuppted names Strong Bad usually starts sounding out before getting interrupted by someone. Such as in [[bottom 10]]: He says, "and the number one spot in my bottom 10 is... Th--" and then gets interrupted. Please help out. I am sending this to all sysops. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
: Wow. Seriously, wow. I was, uh, thinking about that very running gag earlier today. We have the "R" in [[morning routine|routine]], the "Th" [[bottom 10|you mentioned]], whatever Adam West would have said in [[long pants]]... As for a name... Partial-Word Interruptions? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:18, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
::Hey, thanks. I'll keep working at it. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::You are kinda reaching the point of spamming, though. Tone it down a bit. People who check Recent Changes will see it, trust me. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

== Apologies??? ==

As a reply to [[Subtitles talk:sbemail167/en]], there was only one easter egg to subtitle. And besides, I'd still be in check, what with being the subtitle creator for three consecutive SBEmails (I don't want to brag any more nor do I want to in the first place) before giving it off to [[User:Shwoo|Shwoo]] because she wanted to do a sub script. And anyway, my computer gets sluggish as well. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 23:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
: My apologies were because the "pageinprogress" template was still on the page, but because my computer shut itself down, I got no opportunities to remove it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:22, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

== In Regards to SB's mouth in Record Book ==

Even in the old animations, whenever SB makes an o sound, including the ou sound, his mouth turns round. It did when he said round, which has the same vowel sound as mouth. Yet when he said mouth in the email, his mouth did not turn round as it was supposed to. This is especially noteworthy as he was contesting his mouth being rectangular all the time when the goof was made.
: It's not consistent enough to call it a "Goof" though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:49, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

== Arguments ==

I'm not clear as to what just went on/is going on between Has Matt? and Bluebry_muffn , but I know this: The wiki froze on me temporarily. The rest of the internet worked fine, but the wiki was suddenly loaded down. The only thing going on was these two and their argument about... what exactly? I'd say something to them, but I'm afraid of overstepping my lack of authority. So, I decided to bring it to the attention of the sysop with the most recent edit, thereby indicating your current presence. If I'm overreacting, let me know and I'll shut up. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 03:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

== Arguments ==

I'm not clear as to what just went on/is going on between Has Matt? and Bluebry_muffn , but I know this: The wiki froze on me temporarily. The rest of the internet worked fine, but the wiki was suddenly loaded down. The only thing going on was these two and their argument about... what exactly? I'd say something to them, but I'm afraid of overstepping my lack of authority. So, I decided to bring it to the attention of the sysop with the most recent edit (thereby indicating your current presence.) If I'm overreacting, let me know and I'll shut up. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 03:47, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

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Point7Q: /* From 2006 */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

While my contributions to the wiki have been somewhat limited, I am engaged in a project of huge proportions that is just as Homstar related: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]
* "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, [[coloring]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

Talk:Lappynapped!

2007-04-01T02:21:49Z

Point7Q: /**/Dolph Kwon Do

==The Magical Spit-Bubble==
When Strong Sad Has A Spit-Bubble Stuck In His Throat, His Voice Goes Ultra-Deep. Yet, When Homestar Has A Spit-Bubble In His Throat, His Voice Goes Ultra-High, In Fact, Exactly Like Marzipans. Shouldn't both Their Voices Go One Way? -- [[User:Assassinator666|Assassinator666]] 07:46, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

:I don't want to delve too deep into the physics of voice altering spit bubbles here (because I know squat about that), but I don't know why this should not be possible. It's, uhm, also funnier this way.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:35, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

::OBEY THE FUNNY! Also, save this Flash file to your computer, in case this goes the way of the [[Broken Compy Menu]]. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 12:18, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
:::I did an experiment about what spit bubbles in your throught make you sound like. They make yoyu sound kinda like Stitch. Or, If your yelling, Strong Mad.

-Alex H.

It's a reference to the Princess Bride, where the guy in the Pit of Despair has a similar problem with his voice, no? --[[User:66.213.14.20|66.213.14.20]] 23:56, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

:That gag was pulled in PB, and that's probably one of the more famous examples, but I'm not sure if it was the first or a reference or anything. [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
::As a fan of The Princess Bride, I doubt it's a reference. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:53, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

==Dolph's Phone Number==
Also, The Phone Number For The Axe-Training Poster, I Found Out, Is The Same As Daniel Ortega From The N.I.P . I Have NO Idea Why I Looked This Up. -- [[User:Assassinator666|Assassinator666]] 10:07, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

:Whoever Daniel Ortega from the N.I.P. is, he does not want to be called (the number [[Wikipedia:555 telephone number|does not exist]]).{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:35, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

== Unlinked ==

Is it notable that this is not linked from anywhere except the main page oval? How would we note it if it is? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 13:59, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

:This is not a short!

::I've changed the category to reflect that it isn't in the TV Guide at all. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:10, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

== Munchy munchy ==

Is it safe to assume that this is another instance of the KOT eating people's property?--{{User:The4sword/sig}} 19:42, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
:Another? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] comes to mind. And [[suntan]]. Though I'm not sure this necessarily qualifies as a running gag. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:59, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
:::This fits in so neatly with his character that these need only be mentioned on his character page. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:02, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
:No, it is not safe to assume that. Assumptions are rarely safe. Especially since the KOT said he did not eat it, and he called in about the guitar licks. Not to mention with all the voice impersonation going on, we can't even say it was the KOT at all. --[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]] 05:12, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::Just saw sbemail 159b. I'm an idiot.

== Guitar fun fact ==

I liked this fact (although would suggest it be reworded by someone better than me):
*"Furious Fingers" claims to have 17 guitars with 43 necks. With a ratio of roughly 2.5 necks per guitar, he must own several triple necked guitars and likely a few doubles as well.
The notable thing isnt so much the presence of the guitars, but the sheer number of multi-necked ones (if only 3 neck and one necked, then 13 would have to be triple, or 8 double and 9 triple), which strikes me (although i will admit that I am musically challenged at best) as a bit odd. Assuming no more than 3 necks per guitar (which I accept is wrong, but more seems to be rare from the Wikipedia [[Wikipedia:Double neck guitar|article]]), over half have to be triple for this to work. [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 19:52, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
:Multiple-necked guitars are not so unusual - especially back in the 80's, you saw them quite a bit. Is it unusual for someone who collects guitars to have a lot of them? I guess it comes down to this: it doesn't seem notable because it's obvious from context that many of the guitars have to have multiple necks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:58, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
::Well, im no math genious, but hwen it comes to guitars, i know guitars. [http://www.engadget.com/2004/10/30/music-thing-the-triple-neck-guitar/ here] is a real triple neck guitar for those doubting their existance. --{{User:Choc-O-Lardiac_Arrest/sig}} 21:56, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Okay, this is why wikis should be a bit more down-to-earth. Here we are, talking about double and triple necked guitars, but we never gave the idea of the KoT PLAYING A GUITAR!?! Especially a 'lectric one. A, he's got no talent (sides eating), and B, he's not exactly cool. We seriously need to be more down-to-earth. Not kidding, guys. {{User:Sluggy42/sig}} 00:35, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, there was that Sketchbook image that showed the KoT as a member of ZZ Top... {{User:The_Spainish_Inquisition/sig}} 01:59, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::::Uh, did you already forget about the King of Town's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|new jam]]? [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 08:46, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Two words: NO ARMS. seriously guys. fingers without arms... right.{{User:Csours/sig}} 02:07, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::It's possible he could have sixteen single-necks and one twenty-seven neck. :-P [[User:Gus|Gus]] 05:29, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

:I think it's worth hanging a link to a page talking about (or better yet, showing) a triple-necked guitar. While a good portion of people have seen a double-necked guitar, I think a lot of people would be surprised to learn that monstrosities with 3 or more necks actually exist. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:38, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

== What have I done? ==

Dear god, what have I done? I email a completly random thing to SB, and then THIS happens. I feel sick. Then again, the lappy needed to go. I think it was having an affair with Marzipan's answering machine. [[User:Cessna Man!|Cessna Man!]] 21:40, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
:This is strictly Forum discussion. But don't let it get you down. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:44, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
::Man, Man, I'd give anything to have my email answered, and much more to have it be so important. Your email is part of Homestar Runner history! —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 22:27, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's TBC's. Besides, your email is one of the special ones. Why? It significantly affected the continuity! You should be proud of that! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:47, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

== Future Category ==

So far this toon is only linked from the main page, but that is expected to change once the Brothers Chaps finish this story arc. While it will probably end up as a "Short", would it also be acceptable to classify this as a "Not-Quite-Strong-Bad-Email"? --[[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 15:45, 25 Sept 2006 (PDT)

:Well, it is categorized as such now. The categories are based on the TV Time menu on the site. As this is not in that (yet), it's premature to classify it as a Big Toon, Short or whatever. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:57, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

==Crocodile Neighba==
Sorry, I didn't realize that had been added/removed before. But aside from that, I think it's a pretty clear reference to "Pearls Before Swine." The crocodile next-door neighbors regularly appear in the strip trying to trick Zebra. I don't think TBC would just pull a crocodile next door asking to borrow a cup of sugar out of thin air. [[User:128.227.130.28|128.227.130.28]] 04:48, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
:I thought of this ref too, but didn't add it for whatever reason. Lazy, perhaps. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I've read PBS daily until about a year ago, and I don't think there's a reference here. I mean, Homestar is not trying to trick SB. Sure, it sounds as if it could be a reference, but Homestar might just as well be weird as usual.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:55, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
:::It didn't occur to me on its own, but it does make a certain amount of sense after hearing it. Perhaps someone with a user name a bit more sure could STUFF it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:07, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::: I don't think it is a reference to PBS because the crocodile next door is always trying to ''eat the zebra'', not make cookies.
::::Homestar, however, wants to make "puppy cookies". --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::'''Edit Conflict'd!''' Those crazy crocs also talk in a funny accent [http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20060910.html]. Ah, I shouldn't have stopped reading it.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:19, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::: Also, the crocodiles try to trick Zebra into coming over to their house or letting them into his house, usually by asking him to do something that seems innocuous (like borrowing a cup of sugar). And since (until "Marzipan" turns out to be Homestar) the message is a parody of Strong Bad leaving ridiculous prank calls on Marzipan's answering machine, the reference seems to fit nicely. [[User:128.227.130.28|128.227.130.28]] 05:27, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
:Call me crazy *waits* but I believe the point of a reference is to reference something in a '''funny''' way. Simply finding an occurrence in the real world that matches what someone said does not a reference make. You'll find a billion of those. The only joke in this occurs in what Homestar said, in that the word ''puppy-dough'' looks like the word ''puppy-dog''. This is almost more of a reference to the Doo-ing/Doyng joke Homestar made before. Don't make me go out and find another case of someone living next door to a crocodile just so that this can be TTATOT like just happened with the Beatles vs Marilyn Manson. :) --[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]] 05:36, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
Am I the only one who thinks this might be a reference to Steve Erwin dying a few weeks ago? {{User:The_Spainish_Inquisition/sig}} 21:18, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
:Yes.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:35, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

== Strong Bad's Phone Number ==

Based on the tones I'm hearing at the start of the e-mail, it seems like Strong Bad's phone number is 415-6715. Is that something worthy of putting in the Fun Facts Somewhere? --[[User:Hyrulian|Hyrulian]] 04:58, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
:Usually, this kind of ferreted out stuff would be a cool fun fact. I suggest that we don't add it for the sake of the poor person who owns this number. Well done, anyway! How did you find this out? Perfect hearing? {{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:09, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah, I'd agree on that point. Poor person getting phone calls for Strong Bad. Anyway yeah, I was just listening carefully to the sounds on the toon and comparing it to the sounds on my cell phone. (Funny thing is, I actually kinda had an approximation on what the number might have been just based on listening to the tones on the toon many times, I guess I'm such a geek...) Another way to find out would be to probably try sending the sounds of that e-mail to your pager or cell phone as a numeric page and see what number comes out, although the sound quality of the toon might not be good enough for that. --[[User:Hyrulian|Hyrulian]] 18:04, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::I actually saved the sound file and ran it through some sort of analyzer thing (http://dialabc.com/sound/detect/index.html) and you were close, it's 415-6745 instead of 415-6715, but still. I had the same idea to just listen on my cell phone.. But i decided to be more high tech ^_^ I think it would be interesting to list.. I looked up the number in Washingon, and it is listed under 3 area codes. Well, it exists for 3 area codes, all unlisted. 235 is an Arch Wireless cell phone, 360 is a Qwest landline (unlisted) and 425 is a verizon landline, also unlisted. I thought i'd be smart and figure it all out but when I got here it had already been done. But hey, maybe someone should try calling :P--{{User:Collin/sig}} 06:20, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

==Marzipan?==
I think Marzipan should be included in the cast list, since it's obviously Marzipan's voice, even if it's a joke that it's really homestar just sounding like Marzipan. It's clearly Missy Palmer's voice. [[User:Dwedit|Dwedit]] 05:09, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
:So what? Is it Marzipan? No. Therefore it would not be factual for us to include her. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:02, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::I agree. The cast list is of characterrs, not voices. --[[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 01:28, 27 Sept 2006 (PDT)

==Transcript's Voice Identification==
The specific question at hand is whether a not-yet-recognizable voice should be identified in the transcript as who it is later revealed to be. My thought would be that the transcripts here should read as much as possible like a viewing of the toon (which is the larger question at hand, the alternative viewpoint being, I suppose, that they should reflect some sort of absolute truth), in which case homestar's first sentence or two should be attributed to Marzipan (or, a compromise I would prefer, to "Marzipan's voice"). Likewise, Strong Sad's first sentence would be attributed to "Deep Scary Voice" or something like that. [I don't know how to make a signature|sorry] 03:02, 26 September 2006 (EST)
:We usually try, as you put it, to "reflect some sort of absolute truth", so the way it is  is fine. To make a signature, just type a string of tilde characters: four if you want a time stamp with it (generally preferred, but by no means mandatory) or three if you don't. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 07:17, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
:: We at least recognize this in the [[Subtitles:lappynapped/en|subtitles]], where the "distorted voice" and "Marzipan" are counted separately from the actual speakers. But that's more due to the nature of the subtitles, I suppose; it'd ruin the joke for those with subtitles on otherwise. As for the transcript, in most cases, it can be assumed that the reader of the transcript has previously watched the 'toon. At least, I think. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:25, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Since this toon came out when I didn't let myself use Flash on school days I read its transcript before I watched it.
:Our transcript on the toon's page is not meant to equate the experience, nor can it even try to. It's a documentation, and as such it's fine as is. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:00, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::And guys, usually whoever is reading this wiki knows what the page is talking about. {{User:Sluggy42/sig}} 19:34, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::: Though it does suddenly occur to me that we did not give the proper credit for "Homestar" throughout [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:44, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
::::I agree with Qermaq. Transcripts are ''never'' spoiler-free, and we should always use proper character names such as "'''Strong Sad''': {in a deep, scary voice}.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:31, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
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:''This thread was originally two threads. The second one began here.''
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How should we refer to them? I wasn't allowed to remove the spoilers from this or add them to Pumpkin Carve-nival and it's VERY annoying that they don't match.
:See [[Talk:Missing Lappy#Transcript's Voice Identification]]. --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 00:21, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
::It's nice to see you didn't revert my second revision, but I don't feel I ever got a specific enough reason as to why you rejected the first one. What part of the post did you want me to read? Did you accept my second revision just because I messed with that post? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 01:01, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
:::I assume you're talking about [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Missing_Lappy&diff=next&oldid=418715 this] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Missing_Lappy&diff=418839&oldid=418717 this]. I pointed you to the talk page to show you that there is a discussion about this going on. You should not make changes while people are unsure if they are good changes. Instead, you should have voiced your opinion there. And simply re-posting your changes without contributing to the discussion '''and''' waiting for the discussion coming to a conclusion is not the way to go. I also did not "accept" your changes; I simply did not notice you put them back again. That's not something I expected anybody to do before that discussion ended. Hope this answers your questions.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:25, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
::::If you didn't notice, I added two posts to that talk page after you deleted my first revision. I point out that it doesn't match [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] and that I am one of the apparantly nobodies who read the transcript before watching the toon. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 17:41, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
:::::Well, you did post on this page, but you did not get positive feedback, and you should therefore not have changed it. The majority of editors believes that the real character names should have been used. I'm sorry that reading the transcript killed the joke for you, but that is just the way our transcripts work: they contain each and every spoiler. In conclusion, you should never read the transcript before you saw the toon. Simple as that.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:28, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Well, should we go over to [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] and change "Homestar" to "Strong Bad" now, sir? I already tried that and was told "it ruined the joke too soon." Now the joke for this is ruined too soon again! >:(. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 19:44, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Pumpkin_Carve-nival&oldid=430568 Here's] the "proper" version of that page according to your logic, which was deleted to avoid spoling the joke, which for some reason is worse than spoiling the joke for this. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:38, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

:Dude, you need to properly wait until discussions are over before you make these changes.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:38, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Interestingly, I independently made edits very similar to that, although I think my version is more accurate than the previous attempt. Sorry for going ahead with the changes, but I didn't notice that there were two threads on the same subject (which is why there should only be one thread on a given subject). Nevertheless, I think the non-spoiler version (if you can call it that) is superior and should stand. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:45, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

:Glad to see I'm not the only one willing to make them match! And I see you put to rest a secret fear I had that it was hard to tell who was calling in my transcript! :) Bad Bad Guy (I don't know how to time stamp if you're not logged in, it's 16:17 where I am)

==Reverse prank call?==
At first, when you hear 'homestar's' message, it sounds like Marzipan is leaving a prank call on Strong Bad's answering machine, in a reversal of the usual role. [[User:Dwedit|Dwedit]] 14:48, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, I was busting out laughing when I got to that part! --[[User:Hyrulian|Hyrulian]] 18:06, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

== Homestar next door? ==

We know so little about the exact lay of the land in Free Country, USA. Does this toon prove that Homestar and the Brothers Strong are actual next-door neighbors?
:I don't think that can be proved without actually seeing both houses next to each other. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Plus, he says it's the crocodile. Apart from this reflecting on Homestar's personality, It really means that a crocodile lives there. Not that there is... But I really think TBC should give us a map of FCUSA. {{User:Sluggy42/sig}} 19:32, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
::I think they're avoiding doing that, coz then they'd have to adhere to it. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Leetspeak==

GRFX is another example of L33T$P33K. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 01:54, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
:Yes, Graphics. [[User:RocketMasterZ|RocketMasterZ]] 12:36, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

== Strong Sad's Coughing ==

Is it just me, or does Strong Sad's second cough sound remarkably like one of the Strong Bad coughs from [[Sick Day]]? --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 18:20, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

== Remarks ==

"At the end of 'cliffhangers', The Paper read 'Tune in next time for the cliff hanging conclusion!!' This toon, the next one added to the site, doesn't resolve anything."

I assumed The Paper, within the context of a SBemail, meant that the conclusion would not be within the next Toon added to the site, but within the next email episode.

Or, that this is infact the conclusion. Conclusions don't always have to resolve things. Didn't you see Jurassic Park? --[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]] 07:09, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
:I get the feeling that they'll acknowledge it at least once more, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Lappy Icon ==

I could find no trace of anyone mentioning this yet, but the icon on the poster is wrong in the cartoon. While TBC are certainly allowed to change things, the original lappy icon did not have the big lips and blonde hair. That icon was only seen in the [[dreamail]] cartoon, and it seemingly only existed in Strong Bad's imagination. True, the feminine version of Lappy is more memorable, but the real icon (seen in [[animal]]) definitely has no hair or movie-star lips. Shall I put a reference to this possible goof in the article? --[[User:Triumvir|Triumvir]] 17:23, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
:The female Lappy was also seen in [[Sbemail 150?!?]], and not in SB's imagination. It appears that, as often happens, SB's imagination has become a reality. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:32, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
::Maybe Strong Bad installed/changed something on the Lappy to change the startup icon into the female version... what I find interesting is that SB referred to the Lappy as the Paper's "brother" in its first appearance, yet ever since "dreamail" he's referred to it as a female ("they cut off her little toe!"). Er, not that it's actually possible for the thing to even ''have'' a gender in the first place :P {{User:Saturn/sig}} 23:01, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Perhaps SB's perception of gender changed? Perhaps the initial comment was in error? Any way you look at it, TTATOT. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:42, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
::::I think on IRC someone even once suggested that the computer itself could be male, while the software making it talk was female. A bit of a stretch, but meh, it's a theory. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:44, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::Random trivia: when we see the [[:Image:Lappybackside.png|back of the lappy]] we see a parallel port, a PS/2 port, a modem port, and a power connection... all of [[Wikipedia:Gender of connectors and fasteners|female connectors]]. :P {{User:Phlip/sig}} 02:46, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
:Valid point, Heimstern. I had actually forgotten about the feminine appearance in [[Sbemail 150?!?]], and your theory sounds plausible. Strong Bad's "imagined" quirks do have a tendency to become reality after a little while. My suggested addition is, therefore, retracted. --[[User:Triumvir|Triumvir]] 13:10, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

== it is a ceiling tile ==
look at the lower right corner. there are holes, and there are odd shapes that are not holes. incedentally they are not pinholes, they are the holes that come on a ceiling tile. you can tell because if they were pinholes they would have a fibrous edge to them. also, it is white. if it was corkboard it would be wood colored. in ANY CASE, it would NOT have the distinct 'ceiling tile' oblongs on it, unless it was, in fact, a ceiling tile. good enough q? or shall i find a picture from the internet that completely matches the pattern?{{User:Csours/sig}} 00:15, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
[http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1948/tileza4.png]
:It's painted cork. Cork is used for ceiling tiles as well as blackboards.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:29, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
::thanks whoever changed the picture link, I was called away unexpectedly. as far as whether or not it says ceiling tile on the front page, i dont really care, but i've just never seen a sign board that looked like a ceiling tile before.{{User:Csours/sig}} 02:20, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
:::I will grant you, they look similar, but it's easily believable as a corkboard. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:37, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
::::ok, this is actually bugging me more than i thougt it would. have YOU ever personally seen white corkboard? cause i never have. and i searched the internet for white corkboard, and i got white ceiling tile. so has anyone ever seen this mythical white corkboard? {{User:Csours/sig}} 02:51, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::I've seen grey. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:55, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::I've seen white. {{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:15, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::::At my school we have a wall where people post stuff that looks like that material.{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 04:46, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

== Hush Puppy-Dough Cookies? ==

Uh, did anybody else make the connection between Homestar's "Puppy-Dough Cookies" and the hush puppies that Strong Bad keeps mentioning in retirement A & B? I think this is a pretty obvious reference, so I added it. -{{User:Eman/sig}}

:I buy it, though it never would have crossed my mind before watching A & B. Good find. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:28, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

== Closed STUFF ==

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=== Kick-awesome Fact ===
{{stufffact|The term "kick-awesome" was first used in the email [[space program]].}}
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== Change?? ==

I think we should change the Fun Fact about Dolph Hauldhagen's class schedule. Is it trying to say that in "other days", Strong Bad said that his class was on Saturdays, but in this toon, Dolph himself says it's on Wednesdays? That's not what I thought it was saying...

== Dolph Kwon Do ==

The Easter Egg for Dolph's class sounded a lot like the commercial for Rex's class in Napoleon Dynamite, but only conceptually. I thought it was worth a mention here, but not worthy of Fun Fact status. Anyone disagree? Is the resemblance stronger than I think? Or am I imagining the whole thing? - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 02:21, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

User:Point7Q

2007-03-31T21:25:30Z

Point7Q: /* From 2006 */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

While my contributions to the wiki have been somewhat limited, I am engaged in a project of huge proportions that is just as Homstar related: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]
* "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, [[trading cards]]

==== From 2007 ====
* "Well hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, [[strong badathlon]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

2007-03-30T21:14:09Z

Point7Q: Sorry, but that is not a Next Gen uniform. It is, at best, a vague reference.

{{tgsnav|11|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10|Issue 10|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_12|Issue 12}}

[[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|200px|thumb|"We'll try to miss you!!!"]]

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Grim Reaper|Grim Reaper]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Manager|Shirt Folding Store Manager]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Astronaut|Astronaut]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Raccoon Girl|Raccoon Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Customer|Customer]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Tentacle Camera|Tentacle Camera]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Camp Counselor Shortshorts|Camp Counselor Shortshorts]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chumbly Wumbly Bear|Chumbly Wumbly Bear]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Maniac In A Speedo|Maniac In A Speedo]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|C-dogg and Naptime]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Bus stop|Bus stop]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Firstbasawassa|Firstbasawassa]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Cosplayover Camp|Cosplayover Camp]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Jail|Jail]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 17, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:32

'''Page Title:''' Eleven Division Titles!

==Transcript==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cell phone!}'' So and So! ''{pager!}'' What's Her Face! ''{rotary phone!}'' The Ugly One! ''{geiger counter!}''

''{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

'''ALL:''' WORKING TOILET PAPER!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{nostalgically}'' I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

''{Close up on So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can't go this year. ''{sticking tongue out}'' Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

''{Cut back to all four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmoms is teh fascist.

''{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}''

'''CHEERLEADER, THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{no speech bubble}'' Bye!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' We'll try to miss you!

''{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}''

'''GRIM REAPER:''' Forbode... ''{suddenly biting hamburger}'' Chomp!

''{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

''{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Shirt Folding Store Manager appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}''

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{shouting}'' WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? GET BACK TO WORK! A KID PUKED IN DRESSING ROOM 3!

''{Cut to So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' But it's my first day and I'm—

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{interrupting; holding up large name tag labeled Mark}'' HERE'S YOUR NAMETAG, MARK! NOW GET TO MINIMUM WAGIN'!

''{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Shirt Folding Store Manager, So and So looks satisfied}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' MEET A FIST!

'''ASTRONAUT:''' Ckhk. She killed my dog. ''{Shirt Folding Store Manager falls over}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble}'' 'kay.

'''ASTRONAUT:''' ''{suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away}'' Ckhk. Da da da DA!

''{Intertitle Guy displays the intertitle "MEANWHILE at summer camp"}''

''{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{holds up two fingers}'' The deuce.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{tossing script away; reading glasses disappear}'' Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, ''{What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised}'' you're bunkin' with me ''{points at The Ugly One, while What's Her Face looks surprised}''! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

''{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Then who's sharing my bunk?

''{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside an emaciated, feminine raccoon standing on its hind legs, carrying a handbag, and wearing a skirt and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}''

'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

''{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A customer stands beside her.}''

'''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, M-Mark.... I'm looking for a *COUGH!* present for my *COUGH!* wife for our *COUGH!*-iversary.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{appears love-struck and drools}'' A coughiversary?! How roman-

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{interrupting}'' *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH!*

''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}''

'''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!

''{Fireworks appear.}''

'''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{pointing at stadium}'' That's not my wife.

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble even more so than before}'' 'kay.

''{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe with the words "Canoe Reeves" on it.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Boys are an important part of life. 
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Canoes are an important part of life.

''{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! ''{jumps into the air}'' Now let's go get us some boys camp!

''{Cut to Cosplayover camp}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' ''{dressed as a medieval swordsman}'' Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{dressed futuristically}'' I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

''{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Village!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Star system!

''{Cut closer}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' BEHOLDERS!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' SENTIENT NEBULAE!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{appearing}'' Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{seductively; removing shirt}'' Oh, I can take my shirt off....

''{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BLINDING VOIP!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ahh! My tan lines!

''{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{holds up shirt}'' This shirt is trés cutée!

''{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun, "SHOPLiFTiNG?!?" appears on the folding station, and a security camera with tentacles floats in from the right.}''

'''LEPRECHAUN STRONG BAD:''' Oooh.... Sho-o-oplifting?

''{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: ''{bends knees, throws hands in the air}'' SCHA-WING! ''{points at girls}'' NOT! ''{jumps in the air}'' WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Buh-

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' -arf.

''{Guitar music begins to play}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

''{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' And the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

''{Cut to a bear selling beans}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Did he sell beans?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{extreme close up}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' Did he sell eggs?

''{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down! ''{one gets really, '''really''' high-pitched}''

''{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I love summer camp!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, the memories!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

''{Cut to So and So in a jail, with stubble on her face.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' C-dogg, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

'''C-DOGG / NAPTIME:''' Dag, yo.

'''SO AND SO:''' Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

''{return to the IT'S OVER! screen}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.
:'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Bunkmate, can you help give me these ''{nine syringes appear in the raccoon's hand. What's Her Face appears shocked.}'' seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Geiger counter|Geiger counter]] measures ionizing radiation.
*"Nebulae" is the plural term for [[Wikipedia:Nebula|nebula]], a cloud of dust and other debris in space where stars form.
*The name "Camp Firstbasawassa" is a reference to summer camps that are named after [[Wikipedia:Native Americans|Native American]] [[Wikipedia:Category:Native_American_tribes|tribes]].
*"Night terrors" are a form of [[Wikipedia:sleep_disorder|sleep disorder]], in which an individual experiences extreme terror during sleep, and a temporary inability to regain full consciousness. Unlike [[Wikipedia:nightmares|nightmares]], night terror episodes are not caused by the perception of a scary event or situation, but a combination of the fear instinct itself and tension or anxiety.
*Evening bonfire gatherings at summer camps in the United States traditionally include singing nonsensical songs (often accompanied by a guitar) followed by the telling of spooky stories (often involving a killer with a chainsaw).
*In this context, a [[Wikipedia:Wingman (social)|wingman]] is a person who assists a friend in approaching a member of the opposite sex.
*A rotary phone is a phone that uses a dial instead of pushbuttons.

=== Trivia ===
[[Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|thumb|100px|Olsen Twin'd!!]]
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad episode to feature realistic background paper.
*This is arguably the first Teen Girl Squad episode without the [[Arrow'd Guy]] (see [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]]).
*The Shirt Folding Store Manager's hair and face come from an [http://mmm-mag.hollywood.com/ M Magazine] article about [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]]. The manager is also wearing pink [[Chuck Taylor All-Stars]].
*So And So asking for "smokes" is another reference to [[Smoking|smoking]].
**It's also a real-world reference regarding the stereotype that most prison inmates smoke and use cigarette packs as a form of currency.
*The baseball team on the field in the stadium that the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Customer|Customer]] coughs up only has eight players. The [[Wikipedia:Shortstop|shortstop]] is missing, and the [[Wikipedia: First baseman|first baseman]] is standing in foul territory.

=== Remarks ===
*The customer addresses So and So as "Mark" even though she is not wearing the name tag.
*Passengers in a canoe do not face each other as Cheerleader and The Ugly One do.
*Until the screen where Sci-Fi Greg begins to remove his shirt, his outfit seems to be one piece.
*"Trés Cutée" is a mock-French expression. "Trés" (with the ''accent aigu'') is a misspelling of the French word "très" (with the ''accent grave''), which means "very". "Cutée" is not a real French word. It is the English word "cute" made to look like a feminine adjective in French.
*The speech bubble indicates that Camp Counselor Shortshorts is singing along during the "Chumbly Wumbly Bear" song, but he is not heard singing.
[[Image:Onepixel.png|thumb|150px|A slight misalignment]]

===Glitches===
*The notebook paper in the frame of the toon and outside of the frame do not match up.
**This also happens in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|issue 12]].

=== Inside References ===
*"Camp Firstbasawassa" is a reference to [[Making Out|first base]].
*The song mentions selling [[Eggs|eggs]].
*The prison inmate's line, "Dag, yo," was previously said by What's Her Face after being punted in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
*"Shop lifting?" is the intro to What's Her Face in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]].
*This is another instance of [[Killing Dogs|killing someone's dog]].

=== Real-World References ===
*The page title "11 Division Titles!" likely refers to the [[Wikipedia:Atlanta Braves|Atlanta Braves]], who, at the time of the toon, had won 11 consecutive division titles.
*Canoe Reeves is a reference to the actor [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]].
*"[[wikipedia:Schwing|Scha-wing!]]" and "[[wikipedia:Not!|Not!]]" are catchphrases from the 1992 film ''[[IMDB:Wayne's World|Wayne's World]]''.
*"[[wikipedia:Who Let the Dogs Out?|Who Let the Dogs Out?]]" is a song written by [[wikipedia:Anslem Douglas|Anslem Douglas]], but was made popular by the [[Wikipedia:Baha Men|Baha Men]] in 2000. Both references (along with the short shorts) make Camp Counselor Shortshorts seem hopelessly out-of-touch.
*''Folding Mills Mall'' is a reference to the many "Mills" malls around the USA, run by the [http://www.themills.com Mills Corporation], such as ''Concord Mills'' in North Carolina, or ''Potomac Mills'' in Virginia.
*[[wikipedia:Cosplay|Cosplay]] is a Japanese subculture centered on dressing as characters from manga, anime, [[Wikipedia:Tokusatsu|tokusatsu]], and video games, and, less commonly, Japanese live action television shows, fantasy movies, or Japanese pop music bands.
*Science Fiction Greg's clothing and prop are reminiscent of a [[wikipedia:Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek: The Next Generation]] uniform and a [[wikipedia:Weapons of Star Trek|phaser]].
*[[wikipedia:Beholder|Beholders]] are a type of monster prevalent in the [[wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] role-playing game series.
*Camp Counselor Shortshorts' shirt, which reads "Got Camp?" is a reference to the famous U.S. Dairy Board slogan "[[Wikipedia:Got Milk?|Got Milk?]]".
*Campers being killed by maniacs is likely a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Friday the 13th (film series)|"Friday the 13th" film series]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:tgs11.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[HR:tgs11.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[Forum:9136|forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[Podstar:TGS11.m4v|download "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11" for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])

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2007-03-30T14:03:56Z

Point7Q: /* Remarks */

{{sbenav|146|myths & legends|lady fan}}
[[Image:Sbemail146.png|thumb|right|It was the book of my dreeeeams!]]
Strong Bad shows us his own Strong Bad [[Wikipedia:Pop-up book|pop-up book]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Gavin}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[The Tire]], {{Film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, February 20, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:12

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping}'' I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: dream book</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad 
pop-up book. It was the book of my dreams. 
Kat 
Spokane, Wash.
</blockquote>

''{After reading the main part of the email once, Strong Bad repeats it twice as a rap. He says "Wash." as the word "wash".}'' 

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises from offscreen}''

''{Cut back to show The Cheat next to his keyboard}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, all right. One more time.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{approving The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Bad jumps on his stool and dances as The Cheat plays on his keyboard and dances.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping}'' I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad pop-up book! It was the book of my dreeeams! ''{on "dreams", he jumps up, almost hits the ceiling, and lands on his stool}'' There you go, little one. Now get back in there and win me a car!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises; he salutes and rushes off.}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, I feel like that sentence could really apply to anything. ''{moves the cursor up to "pop-up book" and replaces it with "salad".}'' Like, uh, "I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad salad. ''{scrolls over toward the other "book" and replaces it with "salad" as well.}'' It was the salad of my dreams." Or maybe like, ''{adds "taco" before each "salad"}'' "I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad taco salad. It was the taco salad of my dreams." ''{moves the cursor below the email, types}'' Anyways, a Strong Bad pop-up book. This sounds like a job for: makin' stuff up.

''{Cut to an image of a pop-up book. The inside cover reads "From the libarry  of D. Squirrel" with a dead squirrel drawn in. The first page reads "STRONG BAD'S POP-UP BOOK of your dreams by Strong Bad, for Strong Bad".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Strong Bad pop-up book would obviously feature...

''{The page turns to show Strong Bad near two cherubs. The text reads "This is a good kid." A tab is seen under Strong Bad's head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...me hangin' out with some of those wing-a-ling babies! ''{The cherubs bob up and down}'' And I'd have a little tab on my flesh-tangle so you could make me talk! ''{As the pop-up Strong Bad, who waves his arms}'' You little almost-naked babies are so cute, I could just dip you in beer batter and fry you right up! ''{As the cherubs, who bob up and down}'' Okay, Mr. Strong Bad! ''{as himself}'' Oh! And don't forget the ab-tab!

''{The tab moves over and Strong Bad's chest obtains Sharpie abs. The page turns to reveal an image of a computer resembling the Tandy 400. On its screen is the message "HOW TYPE BOX GLOVES?" Two tabs are visible, one to the right of the screen and one on the keyboard. A speaker can also be seen on the keyboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey look! It's my crappy old computer! Asking the same crappy old questions!

''{The tab on the screen moves and the screen changes to "DELETED!!"}''

'''SPEAKER:''' ''{very indistinctly}'' Deleted!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The lake head? What does that mean?

''{The tab goes back, taking the screen with it, and changes to "DELETED!!" again.}''

'''SPEAKER:''' Deleted!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Police quest?! This thing is obviously broken.

''{The other tab is pulled, and smoke appears above the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No wonder I got rid of that old buncha beige.

''{The page turns. Strong Sad is seen covered in cement. A backhoe, cement mixer, and Strong Bad in a construction helmet are seen in the background. The text reads "Strong Sad is covered in Gray cement" with "Gray cement" in a box. A turning wheel is seen on the right, and another tab is seen at the bottom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look! Strong Sad has wandered onto my construction site. What sweet fate did I bestow on him from the cement mixer? ''{The wheel turns, the liquid on Strong Sad turns red, and the box reads "Ram's blood".}'' Ram's blood? ''{The wheel turns, the color becomes light yellow, and the box reads "Boston Cream".}'' Boston cream? ''{Again, to a transitional color and "Magic Eye".}'' Magic Eye? Don't forget the flab-tab! ''{The tab is pulled out, and Strong Sad's upper body flips down to make him look flabbier.}''

''{The page turns to a "NegativeZero" fridge. It has a sticky note on it that reads "2 more eggs!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next page is snack time! What am I gonna have to eat today?

''{The door opens to reveal a single burger patty with two pickle slices on it. A carton of "mmmilk", two eggs, a small paper box, a bottle of "pop!", and a jar of mayo are drawn onto the back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! A real-live burger! Do I get one of these every time I turn the page?!

''{The page turns back to Strong Sad, then to the fridge again. When the door opens this time, there are two burgers inside.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! ''Two'' burgers! ''{Gavin appears from under a flap and crawls around a little}'' Clearly, this pop-up book ''{The fridge door closes, and Gavin crawls out from under it a moment later}'' is a source of unspeakable power.

''{Spooky jungle music plays. The page then turns to Homestar Runner's image, which has a black eye and two saws stuck through him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why look. It's the Homestar Runner! ''{pauses for a moment}'' Bye, the Homestar Runner!

''{The page turns to a [[lackey#Easter Eggs|StrongBad Libs]] version of Strong Bad and The Cheat in front of a cave. The sun can be seen overhead, and there's a tree in front of the cave. There's a tab above the cave and one at the bottom of the page.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{rapidly decreasing volume}'' SeeyalaterStrongBaaa...

''{A wheel under the cutouts of the sun rays starts moving back and forth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh! It looks like The Cheato Bandito has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold!

''{The tree flips down, revealing a pile of gold underneath.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's help him get some Cheat-tribution.

''{The lower tab is pulled and pushed back several times, and as it does, "Senor Muybueno"'s foot rises and "The Cheato Bandito" moves upward. "Senor Muybueno"'s head also looks up in the process.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Boot 'em up, boot 'em up, boot 'em up, y'all. This is like kicking The Cheat light! All of the flavor, with only half the chance of rabies!

''{The upper tab is pulled, and a bear pokes down in the cave. The tree goes back to normal, and the page turns. Strong Bad's head, with flashing lights for eyes, is in the center. Two towers with ropes between them, and The Tire hanging from them, are in the upper-left, with a sliding tab below it. A "Cold One" is seen to the right of that, with a turn wheel above it. Near it is the BMW Lighter, with a pull tab to its right. A box is in the lower right. A cherub over a "FAT FRYER" is in the lower left, with a tab to its left. In the background, it reads "Slide! Spin! Grasp! Pull! His Head! Tap the flabs! Pull!!!" near each object.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the last page would be a veritable cornucop-pourri of pop-up mastery!

''{The various objects all move. The Tire simply falls off its wires. The Cold One has its label replaced over and over. The BMW opens up with a flame, and closes. The box flips over, revealing the same box tipped the other way. The cherub moves into and out of the fryer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There'd be tabs and flaps, flabs and taps, the string thing that doesn't work, and some more sound chips and dips.

'''SPEAKER:''' Holy crap!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sounds like they improved on the technology since page 2! Aaaaaand, don't forget the crap-flap!

''{A flap turns down with a pile of whatsit underneath. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So now the pop-up book is primed and ready for the four year-old, or The Cheat, in your life to use as a tissue! That thing'll provide seconds of non-ripped apart fun! Speaking of seconds, I'm gonna go eat my burgers.

''{He leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click ''Kat Spokane, Wash.'' after [[Strong Bad]] raps for [[The Cheat]] to reveal a [[Beverly Sportsinterviews]] book titled ''[["Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!"]]''.
*Click on the pop-up [[Tandy 400]] after Strong Bad says "The Lake Head" to see a comparison between Strong Sad's head and [[Wikipedia:Manicouagan Reservoir|Manicouagan Reservoir]] in Quebec, a circular lake formed by a meteor impact in the late Triassic.
*At the end, click ''The Cheat'' to see a clip of The Cheat, Strong Sad, and Bubs playing dominoes. Bubs is smoking a cigar.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, The Cheat wins again. Pay up.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, she's all yours! ''{He hands The Cheat a car key. The Cheat squeals in happiness and does a dance.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===

*While the name "Senor Muybueno" has no inherent meaning by itself, the corrected Spanish name "Señor Muy Bueno" would be equivalent to "Mister Very Good" in English.

[[Image:magiceye.jpg|thumb|right|Magic Eye]]

===Trivia===

*This is the first time we see the ceiling of the computer room, or any other room on the same level of the [[House of the Brothers Strong|house]]. 
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#codename iceman|codename: iceman]]".
*Decompiling the Flash file reveals that the Magic Eye image is a working stereogram of Saturn, from [http://www.vision3d.com/book.html ''Magic Eye: How to See 3-D''].
*This is the second time we have seen Strong Bad's tremendous jumping abilities, the first time being in [[unused emails]].

===Remarks===

*Although smoke is shown coming out of the computer in the pop-up book, the [[Tandy 400]] actually met its demise due to an explosion and then being thrown out, not overheating.
*When Strong Bad mentions the sound quality has improved since page 2, he is referring to the second pop-up spread. With a traditional page-counting method, this would be pages 4 and 5.
*One of the quickest ways to destroy a pop-up book is to turn the pages without resetting the tabs to their original positions, as Strong Bad does throughout.
*In the Easter egg, it is implied that Bubs is handing over the key to a car. However, the key more strongly resembles a house key, notably in the shape of the head and the fact that it is cut on only one side, a rarity in car keys.
**Older model GM and AMC cars, such as the AMC [[Gremlin]] that Bubs owns, would have this style of single-cut key. However, those keys are distinctly different in appearance from the key that Bubs had.

===Goofs===
*The Cheat's keyboard stays in place in the bottom corner of the screen for the first frame of Strong Bad's jump, instead of staying down on the floor.
*When Strong Bad turns back to the Strong Sad page to create another burger, the flab tab has been reset.
*While Strong Sad's flab tab drops it's the shape of Strong Sad's head with holes in it, not the shape of the flab.
*In the Easter egg, when Bubs moves, so does the column of smoke from his cigar.


===Inside References===

*Strong Bad calling the cherubs "wing-a-ling babies" is a reference to [[dragon]], where Strong Bad calls [[Trogdor]] a "wing-a-ling dragon".
*The "ab tab" shows Strong Bad after using the [[Ab-Abber 2000]].
*The following [[Running Gags]] make appearances in this email:
**[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?]] (on the Tandy page)
**[[DELETED]] (on the Tandy page)
**[[Kicking The Cheat]] (on Senor Muybueno's page)
**[[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad]] (on Strong Sad's page)
**[[BMW Lighter]] (on the last page)
**[[Sticky Notes]] (on the refrigerator door)
**[[Smoking]] (Bubs's cigar in the Easter egg)
**[[Senor]] (Strong Bad refers to himself as "Senor Muybueno")
**[[Cold Ones]] (on the last page)
*The odd-looking Strong Bad in the second-to-last section of the book comes from the Strong Bad Libs Easter egg in [[lackey]].
*"2 more [[Eggs|eggs]]" was an ingredient in [[Strong Bad's EGGS]] in [[morning routine]].
*The label "Negative Zero" on the fridge is a reference to [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Level -0]] in [[Stinkoman 20X6]], and its location on the fridge may be a reference to the weak point of the level's boss, Ekersby.
**"Negative Zero" is also a pun on the high-end refrigerator brand [http://www.subzero.com Sub-Zero].
[[Image:Recessed lighting.PNG|thumb|right|Recessed lighting]]
*The [[Cold Ones]] on the last page of the book are from [[property of ones]], excluding the original Cold One, which was briefly seen in the [[Theme Song Video]].
*Strong Bad was also drawn as a construction worker in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
*This email confirms Strong Bad's statement in [[different town]] that his house has recessed lighting.
*The arm movements of The Cheat's dance are similar to those of his hip hop dance in [[New Boots]].


===Real-World References===

*The Cheato Bandito is a reference to Tex Avery's famous "[[Wikipedia:Frito Bandito|Frito Bandito]]", a character featured in many [[Wikipedia:Fritos|Frito]] commercials back in the 1970s. Cheetos and Fritos are both brands of snack foods.
*''[[Wikipedia:Police Quest|Police Quest]]'' is a series of adventure games published by [[Wikipedia:Sierra Entertainment|Sierra]] between 1987 and 1993.
*[[Wikipedia:Magic Eye|Magic Eye]] is a series of books that feature [[Wikipedia:autostereogram|autostereograms]], which allow people to see 3D images by focusing on 2D patterns. The viewer must diverge his or her eyes in order to see a hidden 3-dimensional image within the pattern.
*The "Gold Circle" award (found on the book ''"Cat," spoke Anne, "Wash!"'') plays off of the fact that the two best-known awards for children's books in the U.S.—the [http://www.ala.org/ala/alsc/awardsscholarships/literaryawds/newberymedal/aboutnewbery/aboutnewbery.htm Newbery Medal] and the [http://www.ala.org/ala/alsc/awardsscholarships/literaryawds/caldecottmedal/aboutcaldecott/aboutcaldecott.htm Caldecott Medal]—are circular and golden.

==External Links==

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{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Books]]

User:Point7Q

2007-03-30T11:49:53Z

Point7Q: /* About Point7Q */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

While my contributions to the wiki have been somewhat limited, I am engaged in a project of huge proportions that is just as Homstar related: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

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2007-03-30T02:16:49Z

Point7Q: /* Fun Userboxes */

Many users choose to add [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Userboxes|userboxes]] to their user pages. These boxes are arranged in a tower-like formation to give visitors information on the user. The Homestar Runner Wiki has Homestar-specific userboxes that you can add to your user page.

==Directions==
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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=ADM|msg=This user is a wiki '''[[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|admin]]'''.}}

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{{userbox|border=#AAA|mainbkgd=#EEF|codebkgd=#CCC|codecolor=#000000| code='''STUFF'''|msg=This user likes to vote on '''[[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]]'''.}}

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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFF|msg=<table width="100%"><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center"> </td></tr><tr><td align="center">'''> [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Click here]] to'''</td></tr><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center">'''email this user'''</td></tr></table>}}

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=== Location ===
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{{userbox|border=red|mainbkgd=#FFF|codebkgd=#F00|codecolor=#FFF|code=[[Image:TempAussieFlag.png|50px]]|msg=This user is '''[[Wikipedia:Australia|Australian]]'''.}}

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===Email Userboxes===
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Tandy 400 Emails|Tandy-era]]''' emails the best.}}

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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}}

{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:ipod_homestar.gif|43px]]|msg=This user watches '''[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]''' [[Podstar Runner|on his/her iPod]].}}

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===Character Userboxes===
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homestar Runner]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|35px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Bad]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The Cheat]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 3 - strong sad.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Sad]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 8 - strong mad.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Strong Mad]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:pompom.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Pom Pom]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|35px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Marzipan]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Bubs]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The King of Town]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:poopsmith.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[The Poopsmith]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Trogdor]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Stinkoman]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:rather real.jpg|40px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Rather Dashing]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogador.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Trogador]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Marshie43x43.png|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Marshie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Da Huuuuuudge closeup.png|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|30px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Frank Bennedetto|Frank Bennedetto]]'''.}}
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===Game Userboxes===
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{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#8B0000|codebkgd=#DC143C|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman 20X6]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000080|mainbkgd=#99AAFF|codebkgd=#191970|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:handheldgames postshooter.png|43px]]|msg=This user likes the '''[[Handheld Games Menu|Old Games]]''' the best.}}

{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:d3win.png|43px]]|msg=This user hath beaten '''[[Thy Dungeonman 3]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=gold|mainbkgd=yellow|codebkgd=red|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:kidspeedy.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is faster than '''[[Kid Speedy]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#333333|mainbkgd=#cccccc|codebkgd=#333333|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Viidelectrix Menu 1-29-2007.png|43px]]|msg=This user plays '''[[Viidelectrix]] games'''.}}
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===Chapman Userboxes===
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF3030 |codebkgd=#99AAFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Matt_closeup.png|40px]]|msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Matt Chapman|Matt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99AAFF|codebkgd=#FF3030 |codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Mike_closeup.png|40px]]|msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#EEE0E5 |codebkgd=#FF0066 |codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Missy_closeup.png|40px]]|msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF0066 |codebkgd=#EEE0E5 |codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Jackie_closeup.png|40px]]|msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Jackie Chapman|Jackie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CD00CD |codebkgd=#7F00FF |codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:donniechapman.png|40px]]|msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF7F24 |codebkgd=#AA5303 |codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Don_closeup.png|40px]]|msg=This user's favorite Chapman is '''[[Don and Harriet Chapman|Don]]'''.}}

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===Spinoff Userboxes===
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{{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:sbemail53.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FF8C00|mainbkgd=#FED8AA|codebkgd=#FF8C00|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#FF1493|mainbkgd=#00FFFF|codebkgd=#AFEEEE|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:scc.png|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:firebert cartoon.png|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:20X6.png|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[20X6]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:PuppetTime.png|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#00FF00|border=#00FF00|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:PBTC.jpg|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by The Cheat]] Toons'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#00FF00|border=#00FF00|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod_36_-_lazorlarry.png|32px]]|msg=This user's favorite Limozeen bandmate is '''[[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]'''.}}

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===Fun Userboxes===
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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user has tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can understand '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000FF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=LP|msg=This user wears '''[[long pants]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000FF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=SH|msg=This user wears '''[[Toons#Shorts|shorts]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=This user was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6EC7|codebkgd=#7EC0EE|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Hillary.png|40px]]|msg=This user is being '''[[kids' book|fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:lilbrudder.gif|43px]]|msg=This user '''[[Li'l Brudder|can make it on his/her own]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF7F|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Baby_strong_bad.png|43px]]|msg=This user is playing '''[[highschool|better video games]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#ED9121|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod_11_-_senor_cardgage.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user can help you '''[[Senor Mortgage|get a leg up on the pile]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#7EC0EE|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Faint of butt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's got an '''[[Strong Bad Sings|ugly butt]]''', and a stupid... butt.}}

{{userbox|border=#9966FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail36.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user can play the '''[[guitar]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCC11|codebkgd=#6A5ACD|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Ilko.png|43px]]|msg=This user plays '''[[cheatday|mining games]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[Who Said What?|more than two problems]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a member of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 13 - so and so.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is '''[[Teen Girl Squad|SO GOOD]]!}}

{{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=This user doesn't like his/her '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|style bitten]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#B22222|codebkgd=#FEF1B5|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:TC_cartoony.png|43px]]|msg=This user [[pop-up|'''has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold''']].}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#9900CC|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:level5intro.png|43px]]|msg=This user is on the '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|mooooooon!]]'''}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFE600|codebkgd=#FFFFFF |codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Superbrave kid 2.png|37px]]|msg=This user is '''[[Super Brave!!]]'''}}

{{userbox|border=#990033|mainbkgd=#CC9966|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DancingBros.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is '''[[A Folky Tale|gonna have a good time tonight]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:StrongBad_CarmenSanDiego.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user doesn't know '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|what's fun about eating less candy.]]'''}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#32CD32|codebkgd=#7CFC00|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Coach_Z_With_Food_Sign.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user '''[[These peoples try to fade me|could use a dollar, he/she could use a couple bucks]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCC33|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:UserboxLeftHanded.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is <s>squirrel</s> '''[[Left Handedness|left-handed]]'''.}}

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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:firebert_army.png|45px]]|msg=This user also thinks '''[[Firebert]]''' is not a good '''[[Cheat Commandos|Commando]]''' name.}}

{{userbox|border=#1D95CF|mainbkgd=#AED9EE|codebkgd=#666|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar.png|45px]]|msg=If you want it to be possessive, it's just '''I-T-S''', but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's '''I-T-apostrophe-S'''. '''[[local news|Scalawag]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Better-1-Up.png|34px]]|msg=This user wants to '''[[japanese cartoon|be the guy too]].'''}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=ga-ga|msg=This user is enrolled at '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Diaper School]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:sbemail106.PNG|34px]]|msg=Looks like this user's [[dangeresque 3|'''gonna have to jump''']]!}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:Bubs_Last_Stand.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has '''[[The Best Decemberween Ever|all types of crazy crap]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#00BFFF|mainbkgd=#FFD700|codebkgd=#00BFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Adorable The Cheat.png|43px]]|msg=This user is [[lady...ing|'''holy-crap-adorable''']]!}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:jailcartoon01.png|43px]]|msg=This user is '''[[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon|making out with Sweet Lady Freedom.]]'''}}

{{userbox|border=#0000FF|mainbkgd=#787878|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Tag_team_wrestling.png|43px]]|msg=This user plays '''[[Nintendo]]''' with '''[[Moses Malone]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=gold|mainbkgd=yellow|codebkgd=blue|codecolor=black|code=[[Image:Keep cool 2.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user keeps cool with '''[[keep cool|Monkey D's Summer Tips]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:qod 10 - marshie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user '''[[Meet Marshie|hates that fweakin' marshmallow.]]'''}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#368634|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:stinkogame-false_capsule.gif|54px]]|msg=This user is [[Stinkoman_20X6_Enemies_and_Items|'''Hazardous to your Health''']].}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=This user is not willing to '''[[Drive-Thru|sever his/her leg]]''', but he/she would like to try a combo meal.}}

{{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=purple|codecolor=white|code=[[Image:Sbrocket.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user has caught a [[Europa-pean Lobster]] with a '''[[Strong Bad's Rocket|water rocket]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:cellphone.png|43px]]|msg=This user just [[technology|wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his/her cell phone]]!}}

{{userbox|border=purple|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=#B22222|codecolor=#99CCFF|code=[[Image:sbemail_opera.png|50px]]|msg=This user is '''[[rock opera|awesome singing backwards metal]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 14 - whats her face.PNG|43px]]|msg='''This user [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|likes cloth]]'''.}}

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===Toon Userboxes===
<userboxsamples>

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</userboxsamples>

===Store Userboxes===
====T-Shirts and Polo Shirts====
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestarrunningshirt.PNG|48px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_homestar_running|Homestar running T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Bub's Conses5ions shirt.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_bubs_consessions|Bubs T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Lil Brudder T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_lil_brudder|Lil Brudder T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Stinkoman-full.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_stinkoman_20X6|Stinkoman T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Stinkoman T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_stinkoman_blue_ringer|Stinkoman blue ringer T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Scalding Lake T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_scalding_lake|Scalding Lake T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:sb-head.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_sb_head|Strong Bad Head T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Marzipan T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_marzipan|Marzipan T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Tshirt strongsad.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_strong_sad|Strong Sad T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdor! Black T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_trogdor_black|Black Trogdor T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdor! White T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_trogdor_lite|White Trogdor T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Duckie T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_duck|Duck T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_sb_strongbadia_ruler|Strong Bad T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Zone T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_sb_zone|Strong Bad Zone T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Cheat-navy-full.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_cheat_navy|Navy The Cheat T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:The Cheat T-Shirt Red.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_the_cheat|Red The Cheat T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:HStarR T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_HSR|Homestar Runner T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Cheat Commandos T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_cheat_commandos|Cheat Commandos T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Teen Girl Squad T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_tgs|Teen Girl Squad T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestar Runner Lite T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_hs_lite|White Homestar Runner T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Star T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_star_shirt|Star T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_homsar_coffee|Homsar T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:coachz-shirt.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_coachz|Coach Z T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Limozeen T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_limozeen|Limozeen T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdor! Polo Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#polo_trogdor|Trogdor polo shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Sbpolo.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#"polo_sb|Strong Bad polo shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestarstandingfull.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Flash Store#Homestar_Lite|White Homestar Classic T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Bear_holding_shark_t-shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_bear-shark|Bear Holding a Shark T-shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Support_Municipality_T-Shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store_T-Shirts#tshirt_support_municipality|Support the Municipality T-Shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Getyeflask_shirt.png |43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store_T-Shirts#Get Ye Flask|Get Ye Flask T-Shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestar_10th_Birthday_shirt.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt hs 10th birthday|Homestar´s 10th anniversary T-Shirt]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Baby Trogdor onesie.png|38px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt baby trogdor|Baby Trogdor Onesie]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====Hooded Sweatshirts====
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdor hoodie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#hoodie_trogdor|Trodgor hoodie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestar hoodie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#hoodie_homestar|Homestar Runner hoodie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad hoodie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#hoodie_strong_bad|Strong Bad hoodie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:The Cheat Hoodie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#hoodie_the_cheat|The Cheat hoodie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Teen Girl Squad Hoodie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#hoodie_tgs|Teen Girl Squad hoodie]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====Accessories====
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestarhat.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Baseball Caps|Homestar Runner hat]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Sbhat.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Baseball Caps|Strong Bad hat]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdorhat.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Baseball Caps|Trogdor hat]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestarbeanie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Beanie Caps|Homestar Runner beanie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Sbbeanie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Beanie Caps|Strong Bad beanie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdorbeanie.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Beanie Caps|Trogdor beanie]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Messengerbag.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Messenger Bags|[character] messenger bag]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Tgstotebag.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#Tote Bag|Teen Girl Squad tote bag]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====Toys====
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{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFF99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Kick_The_Cheat.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFF99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Figurinesset1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Set 1 of the Collectible Figurines]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFF99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Figurinesset2.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Set 2 of the Collectible Figurines]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFF99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Figurinescommandos.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Cheat Commandos figurines]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====CDs/DVDs====
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Everything Else 2.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Everything Else, Volume 2]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 1-3.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[strongbad_email.exe]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 4 .png|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns '''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====2-Dimensional Stuff====
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCC99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|47px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Everybody Everybody Poster]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCC99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Poster.PNG|33px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCC99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Patches.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store#Patches|Patches]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCC99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Static cling.PNG|38px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store#Static Clings|Static Clings]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFCC99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Bumper Stickers.png|40px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store#Bumper Stickers|Bumper Stickers]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

====Freebies====
<userboxsamples>

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:mini-freebie coaster.JPG|45px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie coaster|Coaster]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdor sticker.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie trogdor sticker|Trogdor Sticker]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Homestar Keychain.JPG|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie hsr keychain|Homestar Keychain]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:StrongBad Keychain.JPG|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie sb keychain|Stop Sign Keychain]]'''.}}

{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Freebie Patch.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie sb patch|Strong Bad Patch]]'''.}}

</userboxsamples>

[[Category:Help|{{PAGENAME}}]]

User:Point7Q

2007-03-30T02:15:34Z

Point7Q: /* About Point7Q */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]]|msg=My favorite toon is '''[[A Folky Tale]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FF8C00|mainbkgd=#FED8AA|codebkgd=#FF8C00|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|43px]]|msg=I love '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FF1493|mainbkgd=#00FFFF|codebkgd=#AFEEEE|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:scc.png|43px]]|msg=I like '''[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:firebert cartoon.png|43px]]|msg=I like '''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=I might have tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000FF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=SH|msg=I wear '''[[Toons#Shorts|shorts]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=I was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF7F|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Baby_strong_bad.png|43px]]|msg=I'm playing '''[[highschool|better video games]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=I have '''[[Spin 'n Say|more than two problems]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#32CD32|codebkgd=#7CFC00|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Coach_Z_With_Food_Sign.PNG|43px]]|msg=I '''[[These peoples try to fade me|could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 14 - whats her face.PNG|43px]]|msg='''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|I like music. And um... cloth]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 1-3.png|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[strongbad_email.exe]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 4 .png|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Everything Else 2.PNG|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[Everything Else, Volume 2]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Freebie Patch.png|43px]]|msg=I own the '''[[Store#freebie_jumbo|Strong Bad Patch]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdor sticker.png|43px]]|msg=I own the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie trogdor sticker|Trogdor Sticker]]''' (twice!).}}
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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

Talk:More Fan Costumes

2007-03-30T00:34:58Z

Point7Q: /**/Pantyhose Worms

== WTH? ==
What is with [[More Fan Costumes]]? It's not comming up at all.
--{{User:Skunk/sig}} 01:47, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:They must have taken it off the site: The flash file's gone. --[[User:Color Printer|Color]] [[User talk:Color Printer|Printer]] 01:48, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::Um, it's still working for me. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:49, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:::You've probably got it cashed. I wish they'd hurry, I gotta go out in 40 minutes. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:50, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::::Works for me. 20XGlitch(Fanstuff Wiki User)
It works for me--Not signed in'd!

I'm not getting anything.
:Are you using the links in the article? —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 02:24, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

Yes

:Not working for me either. And please get an account, mr. annonomousman. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:51, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

Oh, it's not working! ''The good times are over!'' Anyway, I tried clearing my caches and it still didn't help, although it did get the link to appear on the main page (but the swf is just as 404'd as ever.) [[User:Rocketlex|Rocketlex]] 05:06, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:Works now! {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 20:05, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

==Under the Table and Editing==
Are we going to give [[Fan Costume Commentary]] the same table treatment? I like it, but the two should be handled the same way. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:10, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

:You're right. I would do it myself, but my crappy computer won't let me upload images. <nowiki>*sigh* *sniff*</nowiki>. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:53, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

::VC in the place, gonna rock your face! Don't worry, I have come to the rescue. [[Fan Costume Commentary#Transcript|Check out my masterpiece!]]. That's right, I did that all! Me! By myself! I rule! I rule Hyrule! Hey, that rhymes! Oh well, who cares? I did it all! --[[User:VolatileChemical|VolatileChemical]] 06:31, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:::Nice work, VC! See the appropriate comment I left on your [[User Talk:VolatileChemical|talk page]]. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 06:50

== Pictures ==

I just uploaded all the pics from number 2 on. They are all under the name Morefancostumes2, Morefancostumes3, Morefancostumes4, Morefancostumes5, Morefancostumes6, Morefancostumes7, and so on. I would put them in myself, but I don't understand the format. --{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 03:32, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
: Apparently, you missed a couple, as I discovered when I tried to add them... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:39, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::If you look at recent changes, they are all there. You just have to scroll down a little. --{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 03:40, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::: Guess again. You missed the two where the piñata is about to be hit, and after it's hit. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:42, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::::I'd like to point out that the "Guess again" is completely unneccessary and sounds incredibly obnoxious. Thx.
::::Oh... sorry. I am sick, so cut me some slack. I'll upload them though. --{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 03:44, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
There you go, Jay. Sorry about that. --{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 03:49, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:We appreciate you uploading those images, DBK. However, I had to recapture them due to the large size and pixelated compression artifacts that resulted. Apparently I'm just a perfectionist through and through. Thanks for your efforts nevertheless! {{User:The Paper/sig}} 06:04, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

Having these pictures on the wiki is a clear copyright violation. They need to be removed. [[TBC]] have permission to use them, we do not. [[User:Drhaggis|<nowiki></nowiki>]]- [[User:Drhaggis|Dr Haggis]] - [[User talk: Drhaggis|Talk]] 19:41, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

:Do you mean just because they depict fans? Or because they constitute the bulk of the H*R page? If it's the latter, [[Talk:Original Book|I have been saying this]] [[Talk:Where My Hat Is At?|for a while now]]. In addition, we have a collection of [[Weekly Fanstuff]]. The answer to all these questions would have an effect on [[Fan Costume Commentary]], as well. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:47, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

::I agree It's dot com. I'd argue that we can leave the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] ones, since those are no longer accessible from the site, but I agree with you on [[Where My Hat Is At?]], [[Original Book]], and the two Fan Costumes articles. In fact, the [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Fan_Costume_Commentary&oldid=193204 previous version] of the [[Fan Costume Commentary]] article worked very well.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:58, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:::Would the [[Strumstar Hammer]] article fit into this too? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::I say yes; I further argue that that page doesn't need to exist at all, since it's simply taking a segment of [[kid's book]] and giving it its own page. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 02:04, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::Although the original arguement holds ground here, the fact that it's only a segment of an email doesn't really matter, as we have pages for small single-email things all over the place. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 02:12, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
From the Legal page:
<blockquote>Submissions 

Any e-mails, notes, message/bulletin board/forum postings, ideas, suggestions, concepts or
other material submitted will become the property of H*R throughout the universe. H*R shall
be entitled, consistent with our policies regarding privacy, to use the material or any of
its elements for any type of use forever, including in any media whether now known or
hereafter devised. When you submit material to H*R's web site, you agree that H*R has the
right to publish or otherwise use the material or any of its elements for any type of use,
including promotional and advertising purposes, subject to H*R's policies regarding privacy.</blockquote>

I'm not exactly sure what this means for us, but I do think we may need to take these pictures down. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 20:00, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

:Just out of curiousity, but how are having pictures here any different than having pictures for everything else? Isn't every single frame in a cartoon copywrited? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 20:02, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::Also, TBC know and approve of this wiki's existance, while we've done things like this for a long time. Don't you think if TBC were going to take legal action, they would already have? - {{User:Joshua/sig}}

:::Screenshots are deemed fair use. See [[Template:web-screenshot]]. Of course, we can't just take screenshots of every frame of a toon, because that wouldn't be fair use. See [[Wikipedia:Fair use]] for more information.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:07, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

::Yes, it is all copy''right''ed. We skirt the issue by only using a frame or two from each toon as a representative example, to use in our "encyclopedia". But when we reproduce nearly the entire work, as on the pages listed on Tom's post up there, I think we've definitely crossed the line. Our site is to ''supplement'' H*R. As long as we do that, I think TBC will see us as benefiting them. But when we start trying to ''replace'' their site, I think we could get in trouble. The last thing we would want to do would be to make them mad. Why give them a reason to ''want'' to take legal action? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:12, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

:::Very good It's dot com.
:::In regards to our regular screenshots, not the images questioned in this article or similar articles, I believe we can rely on the [[Wikipedia:fair use|fair use]] doctrine of United States copyright law [http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=browse_usc&docid=Cite:+17USC107] wherein as long as we take into consideration
:::#the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;
:::#the nature of the copyrighted work;
:::#the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
:::#the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.
:::for our purposes (such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research), is not an infringement of copyright.
:::Anyway, read the whole [[Wikipedia:fair use|fair use]] article and tell me what you think. Oh, and [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Copyright FAQ#What is fair use?|this FAQ]] might help as well.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:16, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::::I think points 3 and 4 apply here. We are reproducing nearly the entire work. The only thing missing is the sound, but even that is transcribed. To experience these pages, you do not even need to go to H*R.com, which means you're probably not going to the H*R store, either. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:21, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::I understand. Does this mean we need to take down all mirrors? (except for content no longer on the site) - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 20:33, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::Where do we have mirrors posted for stuff that is on the site? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
::::::::[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 20:57, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::MLS and JJC ''aren't'' on the site, though. Also, I agree with the whole thing. To quote Joel from the Bonus Stage episode 'The NYE', "This is not fair use!" --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::::::Whoops. I thought Dot Com said ''Where'' we used them when they ''weren't'' on the site. Yeah, those are one of the few exceptions to the rule. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 21:05, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::::::Well, ''we'' don't, but we link to [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/ sites that do.] - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 21:37, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::::But where do we link to mirror sites for things you can find on the official site? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
::::::::::We don't. But we support these copyright-infringing sites by drawing traffic to them. But if that doesn't matter, I don't care. - {{User:Joshua/sig}}
::::If it is ''not'' fair use to have all of the pictures, we can at least keep '''some''' of them to make the page still look nice, don't you think? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:49, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::We've got one. It's right up there at the top. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:53, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
After several weeks, I feel that anyone who was going to comment in this discussion would already have done so, so I finally took action. I have reverted the changes to the original costumes page, and on this page and the two early work books, I have replaced the images with a place to describe the image (and on this page, I actually wrote the descriptions). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:55, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

:Why I missed this entire discussion is beyond me, but I hope it's not too late for my $0.02 (or rather $2.00). I see that there is one picture on each page. I think the page would look nicer if there's at least 2 or 3 per page, giving a better idea of what the thing looks like. It just looks... lacking without the pics. Actually I *loved* the table format it had... why can't it stay that way? I know, I know, the right format now is the transcript. I was also thinking, we could potentially just provide poor facimiles of the images (say 50x50 thumbnails) and it would still constitute as fair use following the rules above I believe. (We're also not providing a copy of the sound, but I know that we'd rather be safe in Copyright rather than be treading thin lines). It's just that transcript alone seems... lacking. At best. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:05, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::Okay, to counter my own argument: if the pictures hadn't been there in the first place, I wouldn't be complaining. But still :) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:06, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:::On a page like this, where the original content is nothing but still images, I think we need to draw a clear line that ''one'' screenshot is all we use. Even on toons, one should be the limit, ''unless'' we are using a screenshot to illustrate a point (such as The Cheat's head exploding, for example). A screenshot ''for its own sake'' is the very thing the copyright laws are in place to prevent. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:11, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::::I briefly browsed through the [http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=browse_usc&docid=Cite:+17USC107 page provided] above and found that:
::::''The Committee has examined the use of excerpts from copyrighted works in the art work of calligraphers. The committee believes that a single copy reproduction of an excerpt from a copyrighted work by a calligrapher for a single client does not represent an infringement of copyright. ''
::::This has absolutely '''no bearing''' on the discussion, i just thought it would be interesting to post (and would make me sound smart). *Sigh* You are quite right, the spirit of the copyright law and guidelines are quite strict about what level of reproduction is provided. (We ''could'' ask for permission... *grin*.) Anyway, it's just sad it don't look as good. I could draw stick figures to represent the pictures and post that. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:23, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::You're right, that does have no bearing on the conversation; if anything, it would mean that someone could knit an actual [[property of ones]] sampler without infringing, or write "Each Day We Die A Little More" in gorgeous calligraphy and frame it (I'd like to see that!). But, as much as I appreciate any discussion of aesthetics, I guess it's my duty to bring up, um, what we're doing here in the first place. The purpose of HRWiki is to be an annotational resource to the real site, a sort of study aid. Yes, there's no harm in beautifying it within the bounds of its function, but its ''raison d'être'' is ultimately utilitarian rather than artistic. Readers Digest version: It's a wiki, not a flower arrangement! :) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 06:47, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::<nowiki>*whines*</nowiki> But I like flower arrangements!!! ;) And people do too! I mean, I'd rather read the encyclopedia britannica in nice fine paper with great print, than rather read it all muddy and dirty and written on a paper towel (I'm not trying to make any allussions). But just in general, nice is good. If given the paper towel version only, then I'd take it. I like shiny things and I'm not afraid to admit it. Oh man! I wish I knew calligraphy, having the lyrics to the sad song in calligraphy would be awesome! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:39, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::: OK. All instances of the images have been delorted. Let's pretend none of this ever happened. Everything is fine, nothing is ruined. ;) {{User:The Paper/sig}} 19:02, 29 November 2005 (UTC)

== For all us "Unable To See"ers ==

Would it be possible for the Wiki, at least until this whole deal is sorted out, to have a limk to a mirror of this toon? It would only have to be temporary, and it would really help people like me who, try as we might, just can't see the dang thing. (Sorry if this type of thing is frowned upon at the wiki. I'm new...) [[User:Rocketlex|Rocketlex]] 05:28, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:Hi there, Rocketlex. For now, you can access this feature (the Flash file) at the following mirror: [http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/costumes05.swf] Hope that helps! {{User:The Paper/sig}} 05:45, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
::Hey, thanks a bunch! That was great! [[User:Rocketlex|Rocketlex]] 05:56, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

== Some New Hotness ==

You know, I always thought that people who watched this webtoon were like me; single skinny computer nerds with too much free time on their hands. However, the Hot Homestar costume gives me hope for the future. Please, if you're a hot girl, stand up and be counted. Then send me your phone number, measurements and a picture of you in the Hot Homestar outfit. -[[User:Jesselangham|JesseLangham]]

:Same for hot guys, but in a SB costume, and send it to me. --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
::The hot ones might watch H*R but they don't come to the wiki, can't even spell wiki. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 21:13, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

:::Thank you for letting me know that 1. I don't exist and 2. I'm not hot. :p {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:08, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

:I'm a girl, but I'm seriously NOT hot. At all. Actually, more people are into Homestar than you might think. [[User: Kiwi|Not hot]]

Is this discussion really necessary? Maybe it could be on the forums, but I don't think it's relevant to the Wiki, and implying that people are "hot" and "not hot" could offend people. [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 23:20, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
:Second. And Kiwi, if you're between the ages of 13 and 19, chances are you're more attractive than you think. As a middle school teacher, it saddens me first of all that students' physical appearance is ''the'' number 1 determiner of their self image, and secondly that they consistently form such negative estimations of it. I don't think I've ever known anyone under 30 with an ''over''inflated sense of their own appearance; that tends to come only after male pattern balding. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:27, 9 November 2005 (UTC)

Yah, sadly I'm the stereotype Jesse gave- single, skinny, nothing (if you catch my drift;I AM female),computer nerd, and WAY too much time on my hands since there's no Auxillary in our school's band anymore.--[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]PS-That is probably an over-inflation, would you like to see a photo?

I shoulda sent mine in cuz [http://www.myfilehut.com/userfiles/20665/Art%20and%20Pictures/homestar_costume.jpg I am teh hotness]. Seriously though, if this is so popular a topic, go to the Forum and make a new thread there. Or you could move it to my user talk for all I care. It's just that, discussion is for... like... discussion. Even though I'm being a hypocrite by posting that link. Shhh. ;) -[[User:Jenny|Jenny]] 07:33, 9 November 2005 (UTC)

== Hotness 1.5 ==

Hubba-wha? Is the girl on the right of the Hot Homestar picture dressed up as something, or just some random hot girl? --Annony Etc.

:I don't think she's in a [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] costume. But if she was, she'd probably be [[2 emails|Hot Girl Number 37]].[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:26, 9 November 2005 (UTC)

== Same kid as in fanstuff? ==

The "baby bursting out of The Cheat" is constantly described as having had appeared in the [[Weekly Fanstuff]]... but it's CLEARLY not the same picture (just look at them to confirm that) and I'm not even sure it's the same kid. Even if it is the same kid, can we really say that for certain? Thoughts? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:18, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:Well, to me, it clearly ''is''. As far as I know, they don't make commercial Cheat costumes, and the costume sure looks like the same one to me. It's the one on the left, of course. With the chef-like hat. The kid's just kneeling in the Fanstuff pic. And costumes like that always has little hand holes that you can pull over your hand. I think it is the same one. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:: I know it's supposed to be the one on the left. I didn't say that it's clearly not the same kid (it very well could be), I said that it's clearly not the same picture. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:26, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::Yes, not the same pic. But it's the same costume and kid, that's all I'm trying to say. It's just a different shot. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::: Maybe. But can we say that for certain? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:29, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::It's more likely than not, I think. I know when I take pictures of costumes and things, I take more than one shot and pose. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::: But this is kinda falling into the realm of speculation now, and speculation isn't really favored on Wikis, I'm afraid (well, there are times... blasted Family Guy nonsense...) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:37, 9 November 2005 (UTC)

:::::::The baby looks a little different, but I think that costume is the same costume. The chest hair thingy on the front, the spots that we can see, the hat are all the same. And since these things are one-of-a-kind homemade originals, I'd think it's the same kid.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:44, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
::::::::I think we ''can'' be certain it's the same costume. If not, there are two identical ones. See the chin tuft and everything else mentioned above. If anything, it's not the same baby, but there's no reason to think that. And looking closely, it certainly could be the same baby. The one in Fanstuff appears rosier, but the whole photo has more red tone than the Fan Costume one (maybe doctored). If it's not the same kid, we're forced into the ''extreme'' speculations that someone photographed two babies in the same costume, or that identical costumes were created. Occam's razor. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:52, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
: Hmm... perhaps, but I'm still skeptical. Maybe due to the poor picture quality of this page's baby, but it just looks like there's some difference in the material or a few spots (the few we can confirm between the two.) If we're going to keep it, can we at least change the wording? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:58, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
: Well, comparing the better version on the website instead of this site, the costume does look a lot closer (though the Fanstuff one is still darker and redder as previously mentioned.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:00, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
::Weird. The costume looks very similar, but the kid looks very different. Great, now I'm confused... - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 04:05, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::I think it's the same kid. The costume is identical; the spots look the same... the folds of the hat look the same. And when you [[:Image:kid cheats.jpg|color correct]] one of the photos to match the other one, even the color of the face looks the same. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:21, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::: Did you have to use the version on this site to confirm that, on the More Fan Costumes side? The fuzziness of it makes it look like there are more dots than there really are. Anyway, okay, I'll grant that they're nearly identical if not identical. I think we should still word it to make sure we're not implying that it's the same picture. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:24, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::Take into account also the difference in expression. When the baby grins, all that baby fat makes for chubbier cheeks. Find a holy-crap-adorable baby and try it at home! (And again, I think the Fanstuff shot has been color-enhanced, possibly just to "normalize" the color balance of the three shots. And personally, I don't think the fact ever implied that it was the same photograph; I suppose we could say something like "a different picture of the baby in the The Cheat costume appeared...". (Whoa—ellipsis ''and'' punctuation in/out issues!) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:28, 9 November 2005 (UTC)

== Huskiness ==
Personally, I think the reason Strong Bad refers to "his" head as husky is because the pinata is so large, so I don't think he's actually referring to his own physical head when he says "husky." (Similar to how, in the first picture, he says he's stretching out his head, for a picture where his head is slightly elongated.) [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 04:17, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
: Strong Bad actually DOES refer to his own head as "husky" in [[modeling]] once he realizes that having a husky head may have associated perks. Anyway, "husky" in reference to heads isn't exactly common. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:19, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:: That's not what the fact says, though. And I still contend that he's personifying the costumes, at most, but not referring to himself. I'm not denying that the fact is valid, I just think it needs some rewording. [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 04:20, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::Boy, is it "Shoot Down Dorian's References Night"? Nah, just kidding... =3 You could be right. You probably are. I dunno. But that was the first thing that came to mind when I heard it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::: Different people making the shooting down attempt. I think this one is wholly valid. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:22, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::: (edit conflict'd!) Oh, sorry, didn't know it was yours. :-) Seriously, I guess it's fine, though it should be slightly reworded since he seems to be referring to his pinata head as husky, not his own. But I didn't mean any harm. THIS time. ;-) [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 04:25, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::Reword away. I don't mind. Sometimes I have trouble wording things the way I mean them to sound. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::: I reworded it just because I felt that this was the easier of the two to resolve. Work for everyone? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 04:31, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
:::::::I like it. It makes a little more sense too, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I like it. (Attempt 5 to post a concession sentence; been edit conflict'd every time so far.) It's better than what I had tried posting during an edit conflict, which was good as I think I ended up liking Dorian's original better than what I tried to change it to. So, assuming no more edit conflicts, I'll leave this issue be. [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 04:34, 9 November 2005 (UTC)

== Aww homestar babies. ==

[[Image:Morefancostumes10.PNG|200px]]

in the image, what does the strong bad baby have in his hands?

:I'd imagine it's some sort of candy containing and carrying device.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 05:25, 10 November 2005 (UTC)

== Closed STUFF ==

{{stuffcloseddecline}}
=== Buffalo Teriyaki ===
{{stufffact|The mention of "teriyaki chicken" in connection with Trogdor's beefy arm is similar to another chicken-related comment in the first [[Fan Costume Commentary]], in which Strong Bad says that fans carelessly "turned it into a buffalo wing."}}
{{stuffverdict|02:28, 10 November 2005 (UTC)|16:11, 25 November 2005 (UTC)|declined|13|7|More Fan Costumes}}

== Pantyhose Worms ==

Should there be a note about Strong Bad's "pantyhose worm" comments being a reference to those cheap cop-out costumes of Twi'leks and the like, wherein they use pantyhose to simulate the lekku (brain tails)? Or am I the only one who thinks that this might be a reference? - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 00:34, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

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First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-03-29T23:08:13Z

Point7Q: /* From 2005 */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, [[Cool Things]] ''(I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they ''did'' have a receipt.)''
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-03-29T22:57:41Z

Point7Q: /* From 2005 */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, [[lady...ing]] ''(I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)''
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

Talk:An Important Rap Song

2007-03-28T11:11:01Z

Point7Q: /* Humans! Ahhh! */

==MP3==
Someone post a mp3 of the song LOL i laughed so hard

:Here you go: [http://www.homestarrunner.com/songs/Too%20Many%20Knives.mp3] {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:29, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

== Song lyrics ==

Since this is a song, I think the transcript should show the lyrics in lyric style, like they've been done on other pages. How is that done, exactly? And how do we handle the visuals separately from the lyrics? (Or do we?) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 23:38, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

:Hmm... I'd say do the lyrics like:

Poo-ha ha ha ha

Poo ha ha ha ha ha ha

Or however it goes, and then

Poo-ha ha ha ha

''{Cut to Bluebry's house}''

Poo ha ha ha ha ha ha

You know, something like that maybe. But, there's probably some standard I'm overlooking. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:40, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
: For most songs, we write them like this:

Well you're a rich kid, living in the suburbs 
and there's not a whole lot to do. 
You're strolling to the kitchen and what do you find? 
A bunch of knives cold staring at you.

: And the visuals are separate. That's really how this one should have been transcribed. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:05, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::Which I've just done... I agree, it does read a lot easier that way. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:28, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

== Humans! Ahhh! ==

Should we mention that this is the first time the Brothers Chaps animated a human? This is the first time we get to see Mike's skill as a real life artist! (ha ha ha.) --[[User:Strong Rose|~Rose]] 23:53, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

:We see his real life skillz all the time! Anyway, don't forget [[best thing]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:56, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

:Hmm... well... It sorta counts. But that was supposed to be done in a different style, like some other guy drew it. And this is more realistic. (again, ha ha ha.)--[[User:Strong Rose|~Rose]] 00:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't forget [[for kids]]. That one was fairly realistic. [[User:71.231.56.40|71.231.56.40]] 00:23, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:I don't think this is the first. Remember the guy from the Senor Cardgage commercials? The middle aged guy? And remember the girl from the PBTC segment in Strong Badathon? [[User:Spyrox6|Spyrox6]] 00:50, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

I think this is worth a mention, in that it's the first time a musician-type guy has been animated (outside of TGS). All the other guys have been live-action: Limozeen, Tarantula... I will admit that Limozeen was animated in [[best thing]], but that was the point and the "real" Limozeen was still live action. I'm pretty sure that Crack is the first in this category to have his "real" version animated. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 01:02, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

:But how do you know this ''was'' the "real" version of Crack Stuntman? Maybe it was an animated rap video. : ) [[User:65.26.154.192|65.26.154.192]] 01:24, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

::Technically, this is the first time TBC animated an ''actual'' human. best thing had cartoons in it. This is fairly realistic. And I'm pretty sure the real Crack Stuntman stood up in this episode. [[User:Strong Devon|Strong Devon]] 01:36, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:::Regardless of whatever sort of convoluted way you guys make this a breakthrough, I don't think it deserves a mention on the page. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 01:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::::I think it does. It really is the first time a human has been animated. Oh well, whatever -- [[User:Abelhawk|Abelhawk]] 02:06, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:::::Excluding Limozeen, Balding Man, the Videlectrix Guy, Don Knotts, Teen Girl Squad, or Kid Speedy... some more than others. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 02:15, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::::::When I first saw it, I thought it was notable, but now I agree with Joshua. It's like an internal TTATOT.--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 03:59, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:Can we call it the first realistic 3-D animation of a human? TGS had a 3D episode, but it was stick figure 3D. {{User:Csours/sig}} 11:05, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::In what way are either 3D? - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 11:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:::The animation on Crack Stuntman isn't really much more realistic than Limozeen-in-space... the only remotely 3D part of Crack's animation was him nodding his head in the "LOUD BASS" bit, and that was done with the same techniques they've done for years to make Strong Bad's head turn from side to side... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:09, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::::TBC do humans pretty often. Crack Stuntman was probably meant to be a cartoon, like Limozeen and TGS. Not really notable. --{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 12:13, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:I think it's the first human that isn't based on one of the Chaps, and isn't the guy from the Senor Mortgage commercial. I always forget to sign my things. --[[User:CertifiedArborist|CertifiedArborist]] 15:31, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::Not that this is likely to settle anything, but it may be notable for the discussion that Crack Stuntman is animated in the Cheat Commandos style- fixed thickness lines, grainy bitmap backgrounds, etc. So it's almost certain that Crack was intended to be a cartoon (assuming that Cheat Commandos is a cartoon in the HR universe) rather than a "real" person like the central Homestar crew. --[[User:Fiasco|Fiasco]] 17:26, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:the assumption that crack stuntman is a 'real' human is made because he claims to be the 'voice' of gunshaver. fictional cartoons are usually voiced by 'real' people.  {{User:Csours/sig}} 21:23, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
I am convinced. I withdraw my arguments and categorize this as "it sounded good in my head." I do still think this is the "real" Crack Stuntman, by which I mean the only version we'll ever see. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 11:11, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

== Just Wonderin' ==

About what time did this toon come out, eastern time? [[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]] 00:43, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:I watched it shortly after 6:30 PM, and the first edits here are about then. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 08:58, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

== First mention ==
I noticed something. If the "Poo-ha-he-ha-he" is supposed to be Crack Stuntman laughing to the word "Poo", then wouldn't that be the first mention of the word "Poo" (aside from the Poopsmith)? All I remember is everyone either saying "Crap" or "Whatzit". [[User:Spyrox6|Spyrox6]] 01:04, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:"Poo-ha-hoo-ha-hoo" (or whatever) is just him imitating the sound of drums, not laughing at the word poo.--{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 04:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::Im laughing at it. I think its making fun of fake white rappers that try too hard, getting the words wrong. {{User:Csours/sig}} 11:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

== Beats ==

Doesn't this sound sort of like that rap (I think it's Puff Daddy or P.Diddy or whatever) Losing My Head? Or is it just me?--[[User:CertifiedArborist|CertifiedArborist]] 01:55, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::Heh, I can't imagine any two raps sounding the same :P -- [[User:Abelhawk|Abelhawk]] 02:06, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

I'd say that the first section, the "2 Many Knives" bit is cribbed from "The Message" by Grandmaster Flash - compare "Kids don't play wit' 2 many knives" with "Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge"

==Break==

The way he says "break" sounds like a specific Cheat Commandos cartoon. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 02:10, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

:Well, it could be in [[Let Us Give TANKS!]], when Gunhaver says "Thanksgiving break." I'm sure this is a complete and utter coincidence, though.--{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 12:11, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

== Cheap Commandos? ==

When Crack is introducing himself, it also sounds like he says "Cheap" (Or Chief) Commandos.
Yes/No/Maybe? --[[User:Jrgilby|Jrgilby]] 02:47, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:Maybe. It's hard to tell. I'll wait for confirmation from someone on that one. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 19:56, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:I hear "cheap" but only once I had seen this, definitely not "chief" though [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 22:29, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

==Email Styles==
I really think the line "Kidz don't play wit' 2 many knives, c'mon, c'mon" sounds almost identical to Strong Bad's "Can you see that I've got e-mail styles, c'mon, c'mon" from [[senior prom]]. Somebody agree with me on this one!--{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 04:21, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:I was just thinking that, but it's probably a coincidence. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 09:08, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::I agree. It does sound very similar. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 16:09, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

== Clout? ==

Whassa clout mean? D'AAAAAAAAMM A CODFISH!
:http://m-w.com/dictionary/clout – see definition 4 in particular. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:20, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

:It means influence. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 17:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

==Arthur==

The animation of the pictures on the dollar bills is similar to the intro of Arthur. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwzuQIgIQqk] (at 0:13). [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 16:02, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

==King of the Hill==

Crack Stuntman resembles the characters from King of the Hill. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 16:02, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Both King of the Hill and Crack Stuntman are drawn in "realistic style" with black lines and no shading, but that's the only thing they share. Also, there's no thematic reason why TBC would make a King of the Hill reference in a kid's public service announcement parody. Not a reference. [[User:71.231.56.40|71.231.56.40]] 19:27, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

not really... KOTH characters are all ugly, while Crack is arguably sexy.

==Blubry==

If I remember right, I think that a user worked on this transcript. -{{User:Viklas/sig}} 11:13, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

== Not exactly a politician ==

Rather than get into revision war, I figured I'd just take this straight here. One Fun Fact caught my attention on this article:

*This toon is a parody of various [[Wikipedia:Public service announcement|public service announcements]] in which prominent media figures (celebrities, politicians, etc.) attempt to give advice to children in the form of catchy songs, rap, etc. Common examples include campaigns against smoking and drug use.

If anything I'd say that this is ''much'' more along the lines of the public service announcements at the end of Saturday morning cartoon shows (such as G.I. Joe and Captain Planet) than political announcements. I think the fact is terribly misleading as it stands now. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 20:02, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:I agree, because it showed the very end of a Cheat Commandos episode, followed by the rap. Come to think of it, it did kinda remind me of those Captain Planet-type announcements.--{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 20:49, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::I agree with the Saturday Morning Cartoon fact. --{{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 21:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
:::Ditto. The cartoon fact. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 21:18, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
::::I think that makes sense too: how does this version sound? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:48, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
<blockquote>This toon is a parody of various [[Wikipedia:Public service announcement|public service announcements]] at the end of cartoon shows (such as ''[[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (TV series)|G.I. Joe]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Captain Planet and the Planeteers|Captain Planet]]'') that attempt to give advice to children in the form of catchy songs, rap, etc. Common examples include campaigns against smoking and drug use.</blockquote>

I don't think that in this case it is specifically one or the other. I certainly don't remember captain planet or G.I. Joe rapping or singing. I seem to remember Paula Abdul singing. I don't remember any rapping about safety on TV in general. Rather, this seems to be a mismash of Public Service Announcements, After School Specials, end of show safety announcements, and even In-Class learning tools. I can't think of a particularly short way of summarizing this, but I think it does the toon injustice to refer to it as a direct parody of any of these.

::Well, I went ahead and changed it, per this discussion. If there are any major disagreements, we could always [[STUFF]] this one. Although it seems as though we're in reasonable tandem, so that probably won't be necessary. [[User:0rion|0rion]] 04:13, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Actually, when I wrote that original fun fact, the politician reference I had in mind was Arnold Schwarzenegger, then Chairman for Bush Sr.'s position of President's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports (1990-93). He and other political figures would occasionally appear on these Saturday morning PSAs saying things like "Hi, I'm (politician), here to remind you to just say No to drugs" and similar messages. They basically would try to serve as role models to children. They weren't allowed to campaign politically in these PSAs, though, and to my knowledge they still aren't. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 04:51, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

== Delay ==

:Did anyone else notice that the new stuff bubble didn't appear for this toon until today (the 26th)? --[[User:CertifiedArborist|CertifiedArborist]] 00:25, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

== Incorrect Location!? ==

In the locations section, it lists Blue Laser Cottage. I assume this means that Blue Laser is supposedly in the cottage. However, The Commander and Minions appear to be in the Cheat Commandos HQ, as evidenced by Gunhaver's picture on the wall. This same background was used for the CC HQ in [[Let us give TANKS!]], when Gunhaver was ''staying behind'' at the base. Also, the Blue Laser Cottage was 'splown up. [[User:EYanyo|EYanyo]] 04:32, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

:Naw. Compare the kitchens shown in Tanks and Rap Song. They're obviously the same room.{{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:35, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
* Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

Talk:An Important Rap Song

2007-03-27T01:02:02Z

Point7Q: /* Humans! Ahhh! */

User:Point7Q

2007-03-25T20:56:17Z

Point7Q: /* About Point7Q */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-03-23T18:16:19Z

Point7Q: /* Other Quotes */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - [[Wikipedia:Jesus|Jesus]]
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - [[Wikipedia:Paul of Tarsus|Paul of Tarsus]]

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, [[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - [[Wikipedia:Spock|Mr. Spock,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - [[Wikipedia:Harry Mudd|Harry Mudd,]] Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - [[Wikipedia:The Borg|The Borg,]] Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - [[Wikipedia:Yoda|Yoda,]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back|Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - [[Wikipedia:Jolee Bindo|Jolee Bindo,]] Star Wars: [[Wikipedia:Knights of the Old Republic|Knights of the Old Republic]]
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - [[Wikipedia:Bastilla Shan|Bastilla Shan,]] Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - [[Wikipedia:Galadriel|Galadriel,]] [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)]]
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - [[Wikipedia:Hector Barbossa|Barbossa,]] [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - [[Wikipedia:Jack Sparrow|''Captain'' Jack Sparrow,]] Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest|Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]]
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - [[Wikipedia:Mark Hamill|Mark Hamill]] as [[Wikipedia:The Joker|The Joker]]
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-03-23T17:48:47Z

Point7Q: /* Other Quotes */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000FF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=SH|msg=I wear '''[[Toons#Shorts|shorts]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=I was '''[[interview|raised by a cup of coffee]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#133C6E|mainbkgd=#F9CD02|codebkgd=#1555A5|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg='''Homsar's words of wisdom:''' ''{{homsarquote}}''}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF7F|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Baby_strong_bad.png|43px]]|msg=I'm playing '''[[highschool|better video games]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00FF00|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=I have '''[[Spin 'n Say|more than two problems]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#32CD32|codebkgd=#7CFC00|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Coach_Z_With_Food_Sign.PNG|43px]]|msg=I '''[[These peoples try to fade me|could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 1-3.png|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[strongbad_email.exe]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong bad email.exe disc 4 .png|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Ev Else.PNG|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#99CCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Everything Else 2.PNG|43px]]|msg=I own '''[[Everything Else, Volume 2]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFF99|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Figurinescommandos.PNG|43px]]|msg=I own the '''[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Cheat Commandos figurines]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad Freebie Patch.png|43px]]|msg=I own the '''[[Store#freebie_jumbo|Strong Bad Patch]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCFF|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Trogdor sticker.png|43px]]|msg=I own the '''[[Store Freebies#freebie trogdor sticker|Trogdor Sticker]]''' (twice!).}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Baby Trogdor onesie.png|38px]]|msg=I have no children of my own, but bought a '''[[Store T-Shirts#tshirt baby trogdor|Baby Trogdor Onesie]]''' for two friends who had a baby.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|43px]]|msg=I plan to buy a '''[[Store#tshirt_homsar_coffee|Homsar T-shirt]]''' after I get a dollar (or a couple bucks).}}
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|}

=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - Jesus
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - Paul of Tarsus

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, Napoleon Dynamite
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - Harry Mudd, Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - The Borg, Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - Jolee Bindo, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - Bastilla Shan, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean II: Dead Man's Chest
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - Mark Hamill as The Joker
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2

2007-03-23T17:38:53Z

Point7Q: /* Real-World References */ - Bobbleheads

{{mamnav|11|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2}}

[[Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV11.png|thumb|International Intrigue!]]

Strong Bad represents Bob Statesman, Homestar does a puzzle, the King of Town loses his napkin, and Marzipan gets strange messages from foreign lands.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[Unseen Characters|Łukasz]]

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 23, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:16

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out expanding my horizons. Leave me a message.

=== Message 5 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' Good afternoon, Marzipan. My name is Bob ''{slight pause}'' Statesman. I'm running for Elected Official this Tuesday. I'm calling to garner your vote. I support all the issues: save the animals, move the ocean over there, just like you. We are currently accepting campaign donations to support our cause against runoff camdidate  uh... Cory. In order to beat this guy, we need the contributions of s-constituents  like you. We accept donations in the form of cash, all varieties of cupped cakes, and hard rock albums on cassette. As always, please put your donations in a cardboard box and leave it at the street. And really do it this time! I mean, I've never called you before to ask for anything... but seriously... put some stuff in the street!

=== Message 4 ===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey Marzipan, this is ''{slight pause}'' something funny. Whatever. This is Homestar. What is a seven letter word for thirteen across? And it starts... with... a five. I mean... an "S". I mean... there's not a letter there yet. Marzipan? Nothing? The old cold shoulder, eh? Okay, then how about... a four letters  word for censoring a cuss word? ''{Beep}'' Hey! That's it! Beep! Thanks for your help, you old broom stick!

=== Message 3 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{loudly}'' BOOOOP! BOOOOP! BOOOOP! This is a napkin alert, Marzipan! I've lost uhmm-my napkin! It's the one I always use when I eat buffalo wings, and I can't find it anywhere. Now, it answers to the name "The Flamingo". So if you've seen it, please have it give me a call. I've got like, fifty frickin' wings sittin' here! I can't eat these things without The Flamingo! ''{normal volume}'' Um... sorry for... the loud talkin'. This is the KoT... in the place to be.

=== Message 2 ===
'''ŁUKASZ:''' Cześé, Marzipan! To jest Łukasz. Czy masz ochotę na lody? Proszę zadzwonić do mnie. Będę w domu, jak zwykle.
''{Hi, Marzipan! This is Łukasz. Do you have a craving for ice cream? Please call me. I'll be at home, as usual.}''

=== Message 1 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan, this is Strong Bad, look I just wanted to thank you for actually putting that stuff out in your front yard! Er, I mean thank you on behalf of Senator Statesbob. I mean, that old hamster cage? That thing's going to melt up ''real'' nice! And, like, those Bobbsey Twins books? More like the Hot-b-sey Twins! I'm not sure why you wrote "United Way" on the side of the box, unless you were referring to the united way in which Senator Bobblehead is going to win the election! Huzzah! Anyways, I had nothing to do with that fax machine that's on fire in your front yard. Bye!

== Easter Eggs ==
*After the final message, press the tape deck for a message from Some Other Guy With An Accent.
:'''SOME GUY:''' Shouchlav, Marzipan. Shouchlav. This is olslav, asleplav, aspirino, Shouchlav.

==Fun Facts==
===Inside References===
*The King's line "In the place to be" may be a reference to [[Strong Bad Sings]] or [[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Bad's Character Video]].
*The Polish man speaking in message 2 is the voice of [[Dan Cubus]], a friend of [[The Brothers Chaps]]. He also provided a Polish translation in [[other days]].

===Real-World References===
*The [[Wikipedia:Bobbsey Twins|Bobbsey Twins]] (actually, two pairs of fraternal twins) were characters in a series of children's novels written in the early- and mid-20th century.
*[[Wikipedia:United Way|United Way]] is a coalition of charitable organizations that has traditionally pooled efforts in fund raising.
*[[Wikipedia:Bobblehead doll|Bobbleheads]] are toys with oversized heads mounted to the bodies by springs, usually modeled after a celebrity.

===Fast Forward===
*Homestar again thinks Marzipan is a broom in [[long pants]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:answer11.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2"]]
*[[HR:answer11.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2"]]

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Talk:The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show

2007-03-22T02:31:36Z

Point7Q: /**/It's A Lion! No, wait, it's the KOT.

==Easter eggs==
I'll handle Easter Eggs. Please? I don't want to be a member of this wiki and not contribute. At the moment it feels like I'm just a bump on the Wiki log. --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 21:52, 26 Feb 2007 (UTC)
:Nah, I couldn't find any. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 02:53, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah, that just occurred to me. Dangit. --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 21:58, 26 Feb 2006 (UTC)
::(Psst... Kiwi... don't feel like a bump on a log! Do the things that no one thinks of! Go ahead an edit [[Template:recenttoons|this]]; I've saved it for you. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:02, 27 February 2007 (UTC))
:::Well, remember, they added in the easter eggs later on for "No Hands on Deck." [[User: Dusk|Dusk]]
::::Aw, Super Martyo Brother just updated that. Tough luck. Are you a bump in the log? Well... I '''AM''' the log. Ha! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:31, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
'''Meta-comment''' on above - please remember, there are good users who have never done a transcript for a toon. (*ahem*) Contributing to the wiki is not limited to doing transcripts or noting Easter eggs. I think I'd rather be a user who adds a correction here or there and is content with that than one who gets upset that he cannot do a transcript or update a template. The point is this: if the toon gets documented by someone, we all win, even if it wasn't by you or I specifically. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 10:09, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:I'm not really upset per se, it's just that I want to do what I can to help out. And mainly because it's pretty cool to see what you contributed on a webpage for the world to see. (And thanks, BazookaJoe. Even though someone beat me to the punch. ^-^) --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 17:57, 27 Feb 2007 (UTC)
::You might want to read [[User:Qermaq#New Email Frenzy|what I wrote]] on my user page about this. There are a LOT of ways to contribute. There are undoubtedly still some left. Go and discover one. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:13, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

== The Sheep-Eating Dragon? ==

Does anyone else think that the Chapos were playing on the "Sheep-Eating" part of the dragon's name by calling it the "Multi-Purpose Dragon"? In [[The King of Town DVD]], the Sheep-Eating Dragon is never called anything more than a "dragon", so the wiki gave it that name. Does anyone agree with me that they're referencing the wiki's name for the dragon? If so, is it worth mentioning? —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 03:32, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

:I think that's a bit of a stretch. It doesn't seem too likely to me, but if other people agree I won't argue.([[User:Some kind of scientist|Some kind of scientist]] 20:10, 27 February 2007 (UTC))
::Well, we did have to differentiate it from [[Trogdor|all]] [[The S is for Sucks|the]] [[dragon|other]] [[Atari Dragon|dragons]]. But no. It's speculatory to think they based its name on ours, as there's no evidence towards it. We'll just have to wait for DVD commentary. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:16, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:::It is known that TBC do come here to reference a few things, but I don't think they get any of their ideas from it. Like DorianGray just said, wait for Everything Else Vol. 3 or 4 to know for possible (instead of certain. They may never mention it). {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 20:20, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
::::With only [[Talk:Visor Robot#Art imitates life|very rare exceptions]], you're absolutely right. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:28, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

== About the Transcript ==
Sorry if it sucked. It was my first one. [[User:Strong Devon|Strong Devon]] 03:35, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:I tried to fix the spacing problems. You did a great job though. I kept on getting stupid "someone else has modified the page so you can reload the stupid page over and over and scream in fury!" error. -Teh C.

::Yeah, you did a great jaerb — you got it up very quickly, which is a good thing, and although there are some formatting things to be tweaked, people are eager to fix those (as evidenced by the plague of edit conflicts). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:52, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:::It didn't suck. Yep, it was me who caused all those edit conflicts, because I, the mighty YellowDart, fixed those spaces as soon as possible. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 04:01, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
::::You made a mistake in the text towards the end.

== "Fun" Facts ==
I don't think the fact about crap works. It's an obvious reference, and every email that Strong Bad says crap in doesn't have an inside reference. The point of the Fun Facts is usually to point out something interesting. Give me your opinion {{User:Visorbot 386/sig}} 03:58, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah, that is true. But then again, I like <strike>killing</strike> inputting retarded fun facts for the fun of it. Mu-hu-ha-ha-ha. Actually, yes, go ahead and take it off. You are exactly right. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 04:00, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
::Del tacoed! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:01, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

==Olive, the Other Reindeer==

The animation reminds me of Olive, the Other Reindeer. [http://www.fox.co.uk/content/fox_films/10148/images/intlcms_010038.jpg] [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 05:35, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:Now that you mention it... --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 17:59, 27 Feb 2007 (UTC)

==Slight reference to dual characters==

The KOT's response to himself could be a vague dual character instance. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 05:48, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:Then maybe it should be slightly noted - as in, on the talk page. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 10:05, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

== Character development ==

An anonny added the following to the "Remarks" section:
<blockquote>
*When characters of tv shows are spun off into their own shows, their behaviors tend to be tweeked a bit to fit the demands of a larger format. This appears to have happened to the KOT, who in other cartoons never let ANYTHING get between himself and anything he considers edible.</blockquote>
I feel like this could probably be reworded into something worth having on the page, but I'm too tired to do it right now, so I put it here for the community to look at. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:23, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

== "Thanks __ef" ==

Does anyone else think the king is saying "thanks Jeff"? [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] 11:31, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

It's more like "Cheff," with a hard "ch" sound, as in "choose."

== No arms- again. ==

This one isn't very important, but here goes.
The King of Town can't really play football without any arms, but I bet a million people noticed that already. --[[User:Collin Diver|Collin Diver]] 13:06, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

== The Princess Bishop ==

Did anyone else think that The Bishop's voice during The Poopsmith's wedding ceremony was strikingly similar to the voice of the priest at the wedding in ''[[IMDB:tt0093779|The Princess Bride]]''? I did. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:07, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
: Similar, yes, but not ''strikingly'' so. That is to say, I don't think they're so similar that it's meant to be a reference, though I admit I could be wrong. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:34, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
::Gotta go with Jay on this one. It sounds more like Matt was trying ''not'' to sound like Rumble Red, but semi-failing. {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 18:00, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:::That's exactly what I thought when I heard it--Rumble Red! But the bishop from Princess Bride? Not remotely. He doesn't have twouble with his awws like that bishop. --{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 22:09, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

== Poopsmith Speaketh ==

The Poopsmith has spoken before, in [[different town]], so I don't think that it should mention exluding the poopsmith under remarks.

:Well, that instance of speaking was hypothetical, so I think the remark should stay written as is. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:40, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

::I agree with trey.([[User:Some kind of scientist|Some kind of scientist]] 20:15, 27 February 2007 (UTC))

:The Poopsmith didn't speak in this Toon, though. He just nodded and at one point opened his mouth to kiss the flowers (before they wilted). {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 02:40, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

As Defender pointed out in edit summaries, even though the Poopsmith's yet to actually officially talk, he still has a ''voice'', which has been heard in [[different town]] and [[senior prom]]... so though he's never officially spoken in a toon, we have heard his voice. I think the fact should be rewritten to remove the ambiguity... say that the Poopsmith and the Hornblower have never been seen talking, or something, rather than saying they don't have a voice. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 02:48, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

:In fact, even if we assume The Poopsmith doesn't sound anything like what we heard in different town and senior prom (which is as safe an assumption as any) it remains that for him to have "taken a vow of silence" ([[Who Said What?]]) he must therefore have a voice of some kind. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:30, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

:Not necessarily. Considering that this is a comedic site in nature, it's not inconceivable that he could be naturally mute and take a vow of silence. It sure would be easy to accomplish. He could've also had his voice box removed... but that's not likely given the gory or excessively medical nature it would involve. [[User:Organous|Organous]] 05:07, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

==Rumble Red==
Anybody else notice that the bishop sounded a lot like Rumble Red ertrumble? [[User:Nsayer|Nsayer]] 21:56, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:Definitely. Like I said in the post above this one.--{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 22:09, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

==Multi-funcion Dragon==
Question: where do TBC call it the "Multi-function dragon"? In an earlier post, someone mentioned that that really was its name. But...I don't see it anywhere. Did a wiki user make it up?--{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 22:13, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:There's a sign what points to it and tells its name. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 22:14, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
::Oh-ho-ho...wight...thanks <:F --{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 22:25, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

== Order of appearance ==
Do shilouetted characters count as having appeared? The Little Chef Guy appears in shilouette in the first shot of the cartoon. Or does the title screen count for character appearances as well? --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 18:11, 27 Feb 2007 (UTC)

:I think the title screen counts — he even says, "For reals this time!" {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:43, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

== Deodorant on the outside of your shirt? ==

About that line, "Have you tried wearing a baseball cap and wearing deoderant on the outside of your shirt?"; does that reference anything? I think it might be a generic reference to sports coaches, but is it anything more? I can't figure it out. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 23:34, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:It reminds me of a commercial that used to exist, I think.
::You're thinking of a set of commercials for clear deodorants, where the "challenge" is to wear the deodorant normally and then turn your shirt inside-out or take it off and examine the armpits to see if any of the deodorant has rubbed off visibly onto the shirt. I don't have specific brands or anything, but this is a tactic that has been used for at least 15 years (I remember seeing those types of commercials when I was a kid).
:::Yeah, I remember a commercial that was on not too long ago that used that same tactic. Probably refers to that. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 03:06, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
::I cant imagine how a commercial that advertised a deodorant that claimed to dry clear could have anything to do with covering up odor! Its at least as likely that either
::a.) The baseball cap would cover ur sweaty head and deodorant would smell really strong cuz it was on the outside of your shirt
::or b.) That sports players stink, so if u looked like one, people might respect you anyway -[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]] 06:09, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

:::Actually, the tactic in those clear deodorant commercials is just to tell consumers, "Hey, our deodorant doesn't leave any embarrassing white stuff on you or your shirt!" Whether or not that has any relevance to the product's intended use (to reduce/mask body odor), or whether people would actually notice such marks in normal circumstances, is totally irrelevant. That's advertising for you. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 01:36, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

KoT clearly says "''upside'' your shirt" (edited transcript to fix this), as in lifting your shirt up so you can slather deodorant on your unwashed body still wearing the same clothes as yesterday. And wearing a baseball cap to cover your greasy unwashed hair. -- [[User:Wfaulk|Wfaulk]] 14:24, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
:Umm... yuck. That's just a little more detail than the good people of the wiki needed to hear. Also, we're not sure if it's "upside" or "outside". Look a couple topics below here. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 22:30, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

==Under Armour==

I don't thing "Great way to protect this house." is a reference to Under Armour. I think it's just an odd sentence. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 23:54, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
:Nah, I would say it isn't any more odd than when it's said in the UA commercials. It's an odd slogan to start with. But KOT and co. are playing football after all, and the UA ads are all about big tackles and spearing people, and claiming to have 'protect(ed) the house', whatever that is. Saying 'protect this house' in lieu of something else at that moment seems way too specific for it not to be a reference to the slogan.

==The Color Purple==
I'm changing the remark about the Bishop's change to purple being about Lent; though it is true that purple is the color of stoles which many denominations wear during Lent, purple is the traditional color of bishops' vestments, whereas a priest or other clergyman would retain his usual clothes, changing only his stole.
[[User:pensivepoet.babblingbard|pensivepoet.babblingbard]]
:I agree with your fact change. If purple is the traditional colour for bishops, then that is a better explanation for the colour change than lent.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:47, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
::Sounds good to me — I suspected the same thing, but I wasn't sure enough about bishops' robes to make the change. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:27, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

== Upside v. Outside ==

Am I the only one that hears the KOT say "upside your shirt" instead of "outside your shirt"? [[User:Jimmy91|Jimmy91]] 17:06, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

:No. Look above you. {{User:Visorbot 386/sig}} 16:37, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

::Hmm... I hear "outside", and that makes more sense to me, too. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:50, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

:::I hear "outside", after listening carefully a few times.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:16, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

== Instant Death ==

Is it just me, or does the Multi-function dragon's weakspot resemble that of the dragon [[Wikipedia:Smaug|Smaug]] from [[IMDB:tt0077687|The Hobbit]]
Both of them have a visible crevice in their chest which when hit with sharp projectiles causes swift demise.
Could one of you more experienced wikifolk shove this on the STUFF page if you feel so inclined? Not sure if its a reference, but its the first thing I thought of when I saw it. [[User:209.155.107.2|209.155.107.2]] 17:56, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

:Interesting connection — I don't personally think it's intended (wasn't Smaug's weakness between his scales, or a hole in his scales, or something?), but if you feel strongly about it, go ahead and register for an account, follow [[HRWiki:STUFF/Newfact|these instructions]] for [[STUFF:KOT's VOQPCS!|this page]], and I'll watch what you do to make sure it's set up correctly. If you don't feel like doing it but another registered user agrees you with you, they may feel inclined to STUFF it. Hope this helps, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:08, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

::Smaug's belly was covered in diamonds and jewels that he had been sleeping on, and there was only a slight hole, which was his weakness. A lot of dragon deaths appear to occur this way (for example, in Dragonheart, a projectile is thrown as his weakness), so I don't think you can connect it to just one specific instance.

:::True, but where do all these other fantasy things get this idea from? Tolkien. I'm not sure whether I buy the connection, but, since those others get that idea from The Hobbit, if it is a reference, it's not just a general fantasy one. {{User:pensivepoet.babblingbard|pensivepoet.babblingbard}}

== The Knight = Mike Chapman? ==

To me it sounds like Mike Chapman voicing the Knight, especially when he says "Oh yeah, this is gonna be awesome." Anybody else hear it or is it just me?
:Yeah, that occurred to me too. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:56, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
::Yes, it's definitely him. Good ears. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 19:55, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

==The Knight speaking==

He did speak after the dragon fell on him. He said "Oh yeah. This is gonna be awesome." [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 19:47, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
:No, he didn't! He spoke just *before* the dragon fell on him. Watch it again. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 20:24, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

==What's Smiling?==
An image of a whatsit stain that looks like a smiley face was just added to this page. To me, it looks like a coincidence, like TBC just drew some random stains and someone squinted at it really hard to try and see a pattern. The 'mouth' looks nothing like a mouth at all, I wouldn't even be able to spot it if the red circle wasn't there on the picture. I'm fairly new here, but as far as I know Fun Facts need to be intentional things TBC did within the cartoon, not vague coincidental similarities. If I'm wrong I'll shut up and go away, but I think this image (and the accompanying Fun Fact entry) should be removed. ([[User:Some kind of scientist|Some kind of scientist]] 11:39, 18 March 2007 (UTC))
:Yay for double posting. I just looked at the image again, and maybe it is a smile. The edges of the mouth line up pretty closely with another stain on the wall in the background, but if you look closely at the edge of the hornblower's head, I guess it kinda does make a smile. Nevermind, whatever everyone else thinks is fine. ([[User:Some kind of scientist|Some kind of scientist]] 18:41, 18 March 2007 (UTC))

== Closed STUFF ==

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=== What the dragon said ===
{{stufffact|The Dragon's Chest said (in a spiral starting at the left most and going clockwise to the middle) 'Sudden Death' 'Pots N' Pans' 'Puree' 'Tumble Dry' 'Sanitize'. This could be an example of a middle aged convenience machine, used to clean and cook.}}
{{stuffverdict|02:53, 1 March 2007 (UTC)|02:49, 3 March 2007 (UTC)|swiftly and overwhelmingly declined|20|2|KOT's VOQPCS!}}

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=== Sample of Old Style? ===
{{stufffact|The bad animation is probably a reference to the "[[King of Town DVD|King of Town]]"/"[[In Search of the Yello Dello]]" where the animation was much less neat than it is now.}}
{{stuffverdict|22:19, 27 February 2007 (UTC)|06:53, 1 March 2007 (UTC)|swiftly and overwhelmingly declined|19|1|KOT's VOQPCS!}}

== It's A Lion! No, wait, it's the KOT. ==

Am I hallucinating, or is there a vague resemblance between the stylized head of the KOT and the lion from [[Experimental Film]]? I'm not saying it's strong enough to merit a fun fact, I'm just noticing a similarity. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 02:31, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

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== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - Jesus
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - Paul of Tarsus

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, Napoleon Dynamite
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - Harry Mudd, Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - The Borg, Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - Jolee Bindo, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - Bastilla Shan, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean II: Dead Man's Chest
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - Mark Hamill as The Joker
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-03-18T19:26:15Z

Point7Q: /* From 2003 */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|TGS #4]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - Jesus
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - Paul of Tarsus

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, Napoleon Dynamite
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - Harry Mudd, Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - The Borg, Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - Jolee Bindo, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - Bastilla Shan, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean II: Dead Man's Chest
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - Mark Hamill as The Joker
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

User:Point7Q

2007-03-14T23:18:19Z

Point7Q: /* About Point7Q */

== About Point7Q ==

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

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=== Less Important Details ===

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H*R.com related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. [[funny]], nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. [[time capsule]].

About 3 months after [[Sick Day]] came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this [[More Fan Costumes|toon]]) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

In regards to my work, let's just say that the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers:
'''''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.'' '''''SO AND SO:''' {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {interrupting} *cough!*'' ''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}'' '''''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!'' '''''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!'' '''''CUSTOMER:''' {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.''

== The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section ==

=== Homestarrunner.com quotes ===

==== From 2000 (or before) ====

* "Why don't you look over there, for no reason?" - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* "That's great, Strong Bad. Have a good time." - Homestar Runner, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* Homestar: "Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?" Strong Mad: "I am Strong Bad!" - [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
* "We're about to embark on a very serious journey. I can't promise it will be easy, rewarding, or even any fun, really." - Homestar Runner, [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" - Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==== From 2001 ====

* "Great jorb." - Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. [[Main Page 11]] (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
* "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
* "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

==== From 2002 ====

* "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, [[cartoon]]
* "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, [[CGNU]]
* "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, [[invisibility]]
* "SO GOOD!" - [[Teen Girl Squad]]

==== From 2003 ====

* "I do what I'm told." - Homsar [[dragon]]
* "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|TGS #2]]
* "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, [[20X6 vs. 1936]] (first use)
* "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, [[crazy cartoon]]
* "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|TGS #3]]
* "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, [[The Poopsmith|The Poopsmith Character Video]]
* "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, [[stunt double]]
* "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
* "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, [[local news]]
* "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, [[colonization]]
* "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad [[caffeine]]
* "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage [[kind of cool]]

==== From 2004 ====
* "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, [[army]]
* "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, [[army]]
* "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|TGS #5]]
* "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, [[Under Construction]]
* "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, [[Cheat Commandos]]
* "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, [[theme park]]
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]]
* "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|TGS #7]]
* "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, [[time capsule]]
* "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, [[virus]]
* "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
* "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

==== From 2005 ====
* "I'm gonna need ''now'' off." - Strong Bad, [[part-time job]]
* "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, [[garage sale]]
* "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
* "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, [[boring (really)]]
* "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|TGS #9]]
* "''Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!''" - Limozeen, [[bottom 10]]
* "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]]
* "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
* "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|TGS #10]]

==== From 2006 ====
* "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, [[technology]]
* "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, [[alternate universe]]
* "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, [[isp]]
* "That's not my wife." - Customer, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|TGS #11]]
* "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, [[keep cool]]

=== Fake Quotes ===

* (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
* LIGHTSABER'D!
* Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
* Holy crap, Batman! - ''I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.

=== Other Quotes ===

* "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - Jesus
* "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - Paul of Tarsus

* "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, Napoleon Dynamite
* "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
* "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - Harry Mudd, Star Trek
* "Resistance is futile." - The Borg, Star Trek
* "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
* "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - Jolee Bindo, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - Bastilla Shan, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
* "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)
* "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
* "You're not making any sense at all." - ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean II: Dead Man's Chest
* "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - Mark Hamill as The Joker
* "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

Teen Girl Squad Locations

2007-02-23T18:59:02Z

Point7Q:

These are the various fictional locations that the [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics take place on. Many of these locations are only seen in one issue.

==Various==
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===== Teen Girl Squad Field =====
The Teen Girl Squad variant of [[The Field]] is the most simplistic background [[Strong Bad]] uses. It features a single line separating the ground from the sky. Sometimes the sky has objects like clouds and [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|birds]] in it, and only once has a tree been seen.
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=====The School=====
This is the school that the squad attends, first seen in Issue [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]] and then later in Issues [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]], and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|12]]. Their mascot is the Fighting Growlback, as evidenced by the Fighting Growlbacks [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]] that [[So and So]] fell into. They frequently serve breadtangles of [[Pizza|pizza]] for lunch and once held a Battle of the Bands contest. It also has a [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|Prinicpal's Office]], similar to the one in [[CGNU]], and a locker room for the use of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterbacks]].
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=====The Mall=====
This is the shopping mall that the girls visit in issues [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|3]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]. In Issue 3, [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] go here to get some summer fashions. So and So bought an outfit for $500 and Cheerleader bought an elephant head for $100, which she said was a "whole new style". In Issue 11, [[So and So]] is forced by her stepmom Judith to get a part-time job at Shirt Folding Store in the mall. In this issue, the name is revealed to be Folding Mills Mall. Other stores in the mall include Jeans Folding Store and Thong Folding Store. So and So wishes the mall could be her ringtone.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]==
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===== The Graveyard =====
The Graveyard is where [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]] were buried when they died in the first issue. Theirs are the only tombstones visible. [[Cheerleader]] went here to announce her good looks, and it was here that she met [[Strong Bad]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]==
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=====TCYBCBY=====
This is a frozen yogurt shop. After a long day of boys and death, the girls all get together at their favorite ice cream shop which is a spoof of [[Wikipedia:TCBY|TCBY]]. A "GO YOGurt!" sign can be seen in the window. One of the things customers can add to their yogurt is [[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|Jimmies]].
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]==
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=====3 Spring Rolls=====
This is the Chinese Food booth that the girls went to for some Pan-Asian Cuisine before shopping at the mall. It is run by [[Arrow'd Guy]], and it bears a striking resemblance to [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. [[The Ugly One]] ordered three spring rolls from this stand, and Arrow'd Guy [[-'d|MSG'd]] her, which hurt her "stomach lining".
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=====The Thrift Store=====
While the other girls headed for the mall, [[What's Her Face]] was relegated to the thrift store, where all the clothes smell like grandmas. According to the sign held by the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Thrift Store Person|Thrift Store Girl]], each item here costs one or two cents.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]==
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=====What's Her Face's House=====
[[What's Her Face]] lives at 412 S. Figgis, [[Mundelow]], [[Zip Codes|80808]]. She remained here during Spring Break while the other girls went to the beach. At first she was only seen in her front yard, but a kitchen was later seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]].
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=====The Beach=====
This beach is where [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] went during their spring break. Cheerleader and So and So went to meet some [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] there with The Ugly One, but she got too nervous. While here, they sported their swimsuits, Cheerleader got killed by a SAiLING MiSHAP!, The Ugly One got PERCH'd upon by a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Bird|fat bird]], and So and So went tandem parasailing with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins|some presidents]].
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=====Skateboarding Half-Pipe=====
[[What's Her Face]] and [[Thomas]] hung out here while [[So and So]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins|George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Henry Rollins]] parasailed by. Thomas did some sweet moves here, including a LATE 360 SHOVE-iT TO BONELESS.
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==[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]==
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=====Inside the Lion=====
This is where the girls jumped inside for their Secret [[Decemberween]] Gift Exchange. [[What's Her Face]] didn't go inside, because she was hesitant and vegan. According to [[Cheerleader]], the lion's innards are looking so good, and the rest of the squad agrees. Cheerleader received a fashion gift card from [[So and So]], and [[The Ugly One]] gave Cheerleader a half-digested gazelle carcass. For some reason the inside of the [[Lions|lion]] looks somewhat like the inside of a whale.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]==
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=====[[Diapers|Diaper]] School=====
This is where the Teeny Tiny Girl Squad attends preschool. It has at least two blocks, a slide, and possibly a sandbox. The only other known students are [[Tompkins]] and [[Thomas]], and their teacher is [[Mrs. Commanderson]]. The bell, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Bill Bellamy|Bill Bellamy]], rings to announce naptime.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]==
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=====Mrs. So-and-so-erson's Walk-in Closet=====
[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] keeps her clothing here. [[Kissyboots]] practiced for the Battle of the Bands tournament here. Based on the closet's contents, [[Cheerleader]] and [[What's Her Face]] determine that [[So and So]]'s step mom has "questionable taste" and "like a million jogging suits", respectively.

Contents known to be kept in it include a million jogging suits (estimated), a jester hat, a sombrero, a [[Wikipedia:Bascinet|bascinet]] style helmet, loafers, and black high heels.
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=====School Stage=====
This is the stage in the auditorium of the girls' school. The Battle of the Bands was hosted here. There is also a backstage and dressing room. This may or may not be the same stage seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]].

The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands was also hosted here in the email [[death metal]].
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=====Dressing Room=====
This is presumably located near the school stage. It is used by the competitors in the Battle of the Bands before they perform. [[So and So]] decided she was going with a gloomy keyboardist look here before meeting up with [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Trolls|trolls]], who asked her for her autograph. A giant twelve-sided die falling from above prevented her from doing this, however.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]==
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=====Vultures' Dining Room=====
This is the fancy and elegant dining room where [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Vultures|The Vultures]] took [[Mr. Pitters]] and ate him, saying that he "ain't no teen girl". While chomping down on him, they claim he is "quite good, quite good."
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=====A Theatre=====
[[So and So]] and a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] put on a play here. Unfortunately, they were killed by a spear when the [[Arrow'd Guy]] didn't give them very good reviews. This may or may not be the same stage seen in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]].
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|[[Image:Babbages.PNG|150px]] ||

=====[[Wikipedia:Babbage's|Babbage's]]=====
At the end of the "Best Friends Squad" song, the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]] gave [[Strong Bad]] a ride here. He was disappointed with the complete lack of [[Wikipedia:Turbografx|Turbografx]] games. A [[Cheap as Free]] sign can be seen here.
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=====The Spirit World=====
This is where the spirits of the dearly departed Teen Girl Squad characters reside. The girls and [[Mr. Pitters]] ended up here after being killed in various ways.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]==
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=====The Cafeteria=====
This is the cafeteria of the girls' school. The girls share a table and chat. Sometimes, the cafeteria has "corn and corn alone" day, where the meal is a huge pile of corn and corn alone. Only The Ugly One eats, as the other three think that eating lunch is for weirdos.
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=====Olympic Race Track=====
This is presumably the place where some type of Olympic race is held, as evidenced by the banner reading "OLYMPIC RACE". An [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olympic Man and Coach|Olympic Man and a Coach]] are briefly seen here after the Coach called [[Cheerleader]] on her cell phone and said the Olympics are dumb, though he denies this to his muscular companion.
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|[[Image:Sweetsometeen.PNG|150px]] ||
=====The Ugly One's House=====
[[The Ugly One]] lives here with her father [[Manolios Ugly One]] (the only other known resident of the house). This is where The Ugly One's sweet someteen birthday bash took place. [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]] and [[What's Her Face]] attended this event, as did a slew of [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|minor characters]].
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=====[[Wikipedia:Giza|Giza]]=====
This is a real-world location in [[Wikipedia:Egypt|Egypt]] famous for its [[Wikipedia:Great Sphinx|sphinx]] and [[Wikipedia:Great Pyramid|Great Pyramid]]. [[Strong Bad]] and the newly-attractive [[The Ugly One]] [[Making Out|made out]] in front of them.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]==
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=====Firstbasawassa=====
This is the summer camp that [[Cheerleader]], [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]] go to.
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=====Prison=====
This is the prison that [[So and So]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|C-dogg and Naptime]] (and, presumably, Rubble D) are sent to.
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==[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]==
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====Mindy's Shrine====
This is the room of the shrine of Chief Cheerleader Mindy, who is worshipped by other cheerleaders.
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Talk:The System is Down

2007-02-23T18:31:56Z

Point7Q: sorry, I realized I was ambiguous

Although the "Is" should capitalized by rights in the title of this article, the title in the Toons menu on the Homestar Runner site puts it in lower case. Hence, the title of this article should remain "The System is Down". --[[User:Render|Render]] 04:53, 21 Sep 2004 (MST)
==Preview==
On the toons menu preview of the cartoon it shows Homestar running past the 404 error. Should that be added to trivia? [[User:Sesshoumaru Cian|Sesshoumaru Cian]] 09:16, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
==SoaD reference?==

I think The System is Down might very well by a reference to the herd rock band "System of a Down". (note: big fan here.) --[[User:12.202.214.217|12.202.214.217]] 15:56, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:I think it may be just a referance to the e-mail [[techno]], but you never know. Maybe that could go under a "fun fact." {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 20:50, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

::I'm pretty sure it's talking about a system... being down... {{User:Camalex/sig}} 20:52, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== difficulties ==

Ok, you removed the system is down goof i added, let me explain where I found it. First click on the Flash file for the cartoon, then read the first paragraph, you will eventually get to the word "difficulties" which is missing the "u" and the "l" is small, and capitalized. If you don't notice this, i don't know what to say...
Now go to the other place wher you can view this cartoon (the link from homestarrunner.com, the toons menu), read that same paragraph, and the word "difficulties" will be spelled correctly. For some reason, it is wrong on the Flash file...

Again, if you don't see this, I don't know what to say except...I guess I am looking at it wrong (?).

Anyways,
Tell me if you can notice it now...bye

:You're looking at it wrong. The .html file uses the .swf file, so it's not possible for them to be different. Try resizing the window and see what happens. Or zoom in. It's definitely spelled correctly. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:06, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::P.S. Don't forget to sign your name. The best way to do it is to type four tildes after your message, like this: <code><nowiki>~~~~</nowiki></code>

:Could be due to the low-quality setting (i.e. no anti-aliasing) on the image. It causes lines of pixels to double or vanish, depending on your window size. Resize your window and I’m sure you’d notice other “goofs”. —anonymous (do I have an account?)

== dvd transcript ==

"Sass dackery"... shouldn't that be "Sass Daquiri"? I don't drink, but I think if all you have to go on is phoenetics, he might be saying the actual word. [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]] 03:53, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
:I transcribed it; I didn't know what they were talking about. I tried searching my head, google, spell check, for the most probable way to spell it. Sass Daquiri is probably what he's saying. By all means, go ahead and change it. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:56, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

== Do ya tink this should be peoples error pages? ==

Well, If we could change the URL for our error page we could download the swf and then when you get error ta-da! It would be a cool idea huh?
:Isn't that a copyright infringement or something like that? It might not be legal to make this cartoon our 404 error page. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:33, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
::It probably would be copyright infringement, but what if we asked TBC for permission? Or do we prefer not to bother them with such trivialities? - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 18:31, 23 February 2007 (UTC)