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== Archive ==

What do you have to say about running an archive of our deleted pages? Some sound interesting and I want to see them. I won't become a sysop anytime soon, so... --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 16:44, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
:All of the pages that were previously deleted obviously don't need to be kept, hence wwhy they were deleted by the [[Special:Listusers/sysop|overlords]] and [[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|gods]] of the wiki. It would be too much trouble to bring them all back anyway, and a troll might grab the code and restore the page. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 17:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

== 50 best sbemails ==

someone mark this post as patrolled; visit the store if you have to. The [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits|post]] might need a clean up, but it's true. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 11:12, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
*This is true. Someone patrol it; everyone needs to know this!
Can somebody who own the dvd please complete the article ASAP? [[User:Omnisweater|Omnisweater]] 17:24, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
:The sooner you buy it, the sooner you can take care of that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:38, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

== Image:Egg.jpg ==

Is it a good idea to make this image transparent so it doesn't look awful on black surfaces? I looked at the thing's user page, and that white box on black is really annoying. I have made a PNG of this, but I don't think it looks that great either. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}

==Signature Size==
is my signature size fine? Because the coffee cup only extends a few pixels outside the box -_-

http://hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Iyeru/sig#testing {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:It's no worse than [[User:Phlip/sig|Phlip's]], so I think it is fine. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:34, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::Looks fine to me, too, but I'm the new guy, so don't listen to me :-P [[User:LobStoR|LobStoR]] 00:46, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::''edit'': you also might be able to crop my screenshot a little bit further, to squeeze your sig down maybe another pixel or so. [[User:LobStoR|LobStoR]] 00:52, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
:::I made it 18 pixels this time, it should fit better now. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::You can leave it 20 pix if you want. There's a slight inconsistency in how the box shows up, but 20pix is the guideline that the wiki's set, and is fine. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.135|128.103.10.135]] 14:49, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

== Adopt-A-File? ==

I noticed there's a HEAVY LOURDE of files on the unusedfiles page. When do these files get deleted, and if they don't, shouldn't we start an Adopt-A-File campaign of some sorts? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:No, that's not necessary. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:48, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::So I'm guessing they never get deleted? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Not in most cases, no. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:10, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

== Linking Internal Images to Internal Pages... ==

How do we do this? <nowiki>[[File:Example.jpg|link=http://wikipedia.org]]</nowiki> doesn't work according to MediaWiki forums because we do not have MediaWiki 1.14+. And I can't use imagemap tag on such a small image as my sig image (as it will just be a circle with an i in it) {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:Like this: <code><nowiki>[http://targetlink.com http://www.hrwiki.org/path/to/Example.jpg]</nowiki></code> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::The picture I'm going to link to though is over 500 pixels -_- I doon't think that's small enough to fit in my signature. Plus, you're still linking externallyish using that. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Something like [http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png] ? (Note: what I thought I was doing didn't actually work... but the end result did anyway... I'm not sure if the URL of the 18px version is permanent or a cache thing though, you might want/need to upload a version that is explicitly the size you want). —[[Special:Contributions/98.222.134.36|98.222.134.36]] 04:16, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::::The 18px thumbnail thing is semi-permanent... it won't disappear on its own, but if you upload a new image over that one, then it'll disappear, and you'll have to look at a page with <code><nowiki>[[Image:CupAJoe.png|18px]]</nowiki></code> (either hard-refresh a page that already has it, or add it to a page and show preview, that sort of thing) to get it to re-generate the thumbnail. Best bet is to put that in a <code><noinclude></code> section in the sig template itself, just in case. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:22, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Thanks, I did that. Now to wait for someone to vandalize the picture and upload a huge or really, really small one-pixel version of the image. :D {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::::It's like no one knows of the {{t|pl}} template anymore... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 14:41, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::How do you even USE that template in conjunction with a file? Seems pointless to bring it up here when there's no input for a file. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
::::::::Like this: <code><nowiki>{{pl|l=http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png}}</nowiki></code> makes this :{{pl|l=http://www.google.com http://hrwiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/CupAJoe.png/18px-CupAJoe.png}}. And please sign your talk posts with 4 tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 14:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Sure thing Mike, err, Micheal. {{User:Iyeru/sig}} 14:59, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::That's much better. And it's Michael. ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 15:00, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== Link to Job Queue ==

The link to the information on Job Queues in [[Special:Statistics]] is broken (sort of). It should instead link to {{p|l=http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:Job_queue Job queue}} on MediaWiki.org. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:17, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

== New article idea ==

I've an idea for a new article: fanscripts, people could post scripts that they invented about homestar runner's adventures, please can you consider my idea- posted 23 Thursday 2009 [[User:DJ Dumpy Dump|DJ Dumpy Dump]]

The wiki, as far as I know, doesn't put articles on fanstuff. There are other places you can post things, like the H*R fanstuff wiki (after the purge is over) and the fanstuff forum.--[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 16:17, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

:: What happened to Fanstuff? I'm probably not going to get a real answer, but can someone point me in direction of finding one?

== new videlectrix update, ==

im not sure if any of you saw this but theres a new update on the
videlectrix site http://www.videlectrix.com/ {{User:Girrbyte/sig}}
:So just post it. There's a template for recent changes that you edit to show the changes, you know. If not, well now you know!

== Background Image ==

I'd like to resurrect [[HRWiki:Main Page Talk Archive 28#Background Image|a topic]] that I brought up almost a year ago. Here's [http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1783/fieldgreyxd2.png a link] to the tileable image that I suggest we use as our new background image. Plans were to make the change with update 1.13, which was skipped.. so, what's the plan now? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 13:07, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
:I still haven't forgotten about that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:42, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
::OptimisticFool, would it be too hard to make a different image in the style of the [[:Image:Pizza Joint The Field.PNG|current design of the field]]? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:25, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not. The sky might present a challenge. Here's a quickly-thrown-together new-style field with an all-white sky, first [http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1875/newfieldtile.png the tile], and then [http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6584/newfieldtiled.png the tiled result]. I'm kind of partial to the older field, but I'm willing to fight with the sky behind the new field if it's the popular vote. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 13:31, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

== Preferences ==

I went into my preferences and saw in the "Old password" box a word that was twice the size of the box (with the black dots). Is this normal, or was my account hacked? Because I'm automatically logged in here and haven't entered my password since last week. And my password isn't that long. Yes, I'm aware that this question doesn't belong here, so where do I post this? {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 21:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
:[[HRWiki talk:FAQ]]. It's not normal (the field for the old password isn't pre-filled when the page loads), but I don't think your account was hacked. Maybe a key was stuck on your keyboard and you selected the field. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:27, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
::You're probably right. It's fine now, and I just logged in on a different computer. {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 01:04, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

== Case (in)sensitive links - plugin? ==

I am under the impression that this wiki uses a plugin to achieve case insensitivity on the links (see [[HRWiki:Autopipe/Autoredirect]])... I don't immediately see anything under [[Special:Version]] that sticks out to me as being it. I was wondering if anyone knows how that was accomplished on here? Thanks. {{User:LobStoR/sig}} 16:03, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
:It's not a plugin so much as a direct hack to the system core. With each new branch release of MediaWiki, I'm able to move more and more of it to hooks, but even in the latest release it still requires substantial edits to LinkHolderArray.php (formerly Parser.php) as well as minor edits to a couple of other files. (The edits are substantial enough that I'm still not comfortable releasing it into the wild, if you wonder.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:32, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

== Rating system ==

I have an idea. We could allow people to rate the page from 1 star to 5 stars. Let me know if anyone think this is a good idea.
:I gotta' side with a "not really". As this is a wiki, people can edit the page if they don't think it's up to snuff. Rating a page would just act like a note that says, "I'm to lazy to edit this part, so I'm gonna' leave it up to someone with more time on their hands". Plus, it could be an easy place for trolls to strike, which could probably mean the ratings would be inadequate with what they should be. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 03:26, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:: As with Devon, this is a wiki. Pages change so quickly the quality will waver every edit. Plus this will only open up more trolling, what with all the "1 starring" and "bad voting" and such. <strike>Good</strike> idea. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 03:31, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:::I also agree, trolling would be the number one reason for it not to be included (as well as to be included actually) so I could label you as a troll. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 18:42, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Look, I was just trying to let people know what is a page that they should check out or not ColdReactive. Kevo411
:::::ColdReactive, no, you could not. There's nothing trollish about this good-faith request. Still, I have to agree with Devon that this isn't really a good idea. If an article's bad, people should take the time to leave a note on the talk page (or better yet, fix it themselves), not just leave a quick rating. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:09, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

== New Toon Now ==

Cheat Commandos Part 2 has now replaced the 'New Toon Soon' main page message. Since I'm not sure how to make it, I'd like it if someone could right an article.
-Corruption

::Already on it. Please help if you can. [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]].--{{User:Record307/sig}} 20:15, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

== somethings wrong ==

I;m trying to watch the new cheat commandoes toon part one, but its not leading, but my internet is fast today?

Something wrong?
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 06:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
:This is an [[Talk:2 Part Episode: Part 1#Flash file deleted?|acknowledged problem]]. It's not just you. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:38, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

== Server adjustments ==

The fanstuff wiki will return 404'd when I try to view it. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 01:19, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:The wiki and its sister sites may be unavailable for various periods of time as we make server adjustments throughout the evening. Everything is fine; nothing is ruined. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:36, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
::Sorry you had to edit the heading of my topic. I am Fangoriously, just not logged in. And I changed the heading back! --[[Special:Contributions/98.162.148.46|98.162.148.46]] 02:15, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:::Changed back. The topic is not specifically fanstuff-related, but rather has to do with the entire server, making the current heading more appropriate. Note that section headers are not in any way owned or controlled by the original poster. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:06, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

== Marking duplicate images ==

With the upgrade to MW1.15, I'm really liking the more robust search and file page layout (being able to see thumbnails is good!). However, I seem to remember not long after the Wiki was up and running again, I saw a note on a page saying it was a duplicate image. Has the way of marking duplicate images changed? For example, we have [[:File:Scrawn Job.jpg|Scrawn job.jpg]] and [[:File:Scrawnjob.png|Scrawnjob.png]] as duplicates of [[:File:scrawnjob.png|scrawnjob.png]]. (Note the files in question are in different resolutions and formats.) Does the system automagically note when two files are the same, or is there a way other than using the [[:Template:delete|delete template]]? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 23:16, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
:The system can tell when images are identical, down to the last pixel. It can't tell automatically otherwise. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:24, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

== SignBot Like on Wikipedia? ==

It's getting annoying to have to remember the unsigned template. Can't we create a bot that auto signs unsigned posts, like [[Wikipedia:User:SineBot|Wikipedia does]]? {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 04:12, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
:That seems like a good idea in theory. But that bot has one of the most perverted userboxes on its userpage that I've ever seen... >_> {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:28, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
::Perverted, maybe, but it's true. Programming isn't frequently known to wear clothes while editing. Also, I totally agree. The problem is programming; SineBot itself isn't opensource. Someone would have to code it on out.
:::EDIT: I forgot to sign. XD --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 04:45, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
::::Perverted? This is the HRWiki, not a Southern elementary school. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 20:50, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
:::::I'm in the process of persuading the coder to either give me the source, or run it over here. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 23:53, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

== Rando tool ==

I've created a quick and easy tool that redirects people to a random toon. It is at [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php], and the documentation is [[User:The Goblin/rando|here]]. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 23:52, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

:Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_STRING in /rando.php on line 502. Seems like it has prablems. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 03:25, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
::I saw this earlier today and it was working fine. now i got that same message. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 03:36, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
:::Fixed. {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 03:47, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
:::: [http://i29.tinypic.com/msj12x.png warnings are afoot] still. The last warning (about headers) is because you're using header() function even though the head HTML tag was already passed. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 12:54, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
:::: seems you fixed them. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 14:58, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

== Don't auto-parse image url as image ==

Please don't, it's annoying. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 12:55, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
:That's built into the MediaWiki software. If you want to link to a File: or Category:, just append it with a colon. (<nowiki>[[:File:somepicture.png]]</nowiki>) For off-site images, it seems to be working fine. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 15:29, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
:Okay, will test nowiki with offsite images. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 16:05, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

== Wikitable class not used? ==

I've noticed that most tables on this wiki don't use the built-in "[[Meta:Help:Table#Style_classes|wikitable]]" class. Why is this? Changing all of the tables to <code><nowiki>class="wikitable"</nowiki></code> saves a lot more time and space than <code><nowiki>border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"</nowiki></code>. I know it doesn't matter, but I also prefer the light shade of gray on the cell borders, which the wikitable class uses, than the darker shade of gray that we currently use. --[[Special:Contributions/76.224.216.122|76.224.216.122]] 19:52, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

== What time? ==

What time are new toons usually added? {{User:The thing/sig}} 02:41, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
:Usually it's sometime between 12:00:00 AM and 11:59:59 PM, give or take a week or two. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:43, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

== Harmless Junk, Inc ==

Anyone know what domains [http://bit.ly/13xcd5 these] are? {{User:The thing/sig}} 03:29, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
: homestarrunner.com, videlectrix.com, thoraxcorp.com, and that website. whatthepafargle.com or something i forgot ---[[User:girrbyte|Girrbyte]]
::Thorax Corp isn't owned by Harmless Junk... it's owned by TBC, but not under the company. I think there was a whatthepfargtl site at one point, but it was owned by a fan, not TBC. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 09:23, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
::: [[http://hrwiki.org/wiki/homestarrunner.com#Other_Domains acording to the homestar runner.com page the domain for whatthepfargtl was owned by them for a short time]] --[[User:girrbyte|Girrbyte]]
::::Actually, there is a [http://www.harmlessjunk.com harmlessjunk.com]. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 00:58, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
::::: The K is stumping me and that's saying something. I find it strange that ronplanet.com is not included in that list. —{{User:MibZelinda/sig}} 05:17, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

== Not conflict'd? ==

[http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Crimes_Committed_by_Strong_Bad&diff=next&oldid=662404 Is there something wrong with the edit conflict function?] {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 02:05, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
:I was wondering the same thing. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 02:12, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
::What exactly is that link supposed to be highlighting? What was the difference between the expected and observed behavior? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:01, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
:::Me and Knights removed the same thing, at the same time. Both show up in Recent Changes. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 03:16, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
::::In addition to removing that line, you apparently added a period on a different line, which makes it count as a different edit. The software is designed to merge edits when there's a conflict if they don't interfere with each other. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:09, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::I had something the other day: i was trying to revert something, but DeFender beat me to it, so my edit didn't show up at all. i think that's what you mean by merging edits. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 16:58, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
::::::Sort of. If you edit part of an article in ''exactly the same way'' as someone else before you, the system won't display a conflict. If you make no other changes, your edit will just be ignored, as in your last example. But if you change something elsewhere in the article, it will show up as two edits: first the part that you both changed (credited to the other person), and then whatever else you changed (which is what happened with the addition of the period in the very first example). The primary use of this feature is to allow one person to edit, say, the transcript of an article and another person to edit the remarks. The system (using [[Wikipedia:diff3|diff3]]) can merge the two edits without displaying a conflict as long as they don't interfere with each other. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:37, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
:::Okay, it makes much more sense now. Thanks. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 21:42, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

== Cookies saved separately ==

External links and subtitle links link to www.hrwiki.org when I'm browsing hrwiki.org, this means I'm not logged in when I click them; as cookies are saved separately for www.hrwiki.org and hrwiki.org {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 22:58, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
:The workaround is to log in on both www.hrwiki.org and hrwiki.org. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:12, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
::Feels like the admins are too lazy to fix it though with that response. Fine, whatever. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 23:35, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
:::They're not ''lazy.'' For security reasons, any browser sees '''www.hrwiki.org''' and '''hrwiki.org''' as two different websites. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 23:49, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
::::ColdReactive: Thanks for your comments. I will bear them in mind the next time you need assistance. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:08, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

== Help with subtitles ==

When I tried to do the subtitles for that weird [[home|H - o - m - e]] video, the subtitles wouldn't display because the software automatically assumes that the page is on [[homestarrunner.com]], but it's on [[videlectrix]].com. Does anyone (preferably [[User:Phlip|Phlip]]) know how to fix this? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 20:05, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
:OK, looks like there were different problems with both the GM script and the local viewer with that subtitles script... both have been fixed. The GM script got confused by the nested templates in the header... which was fixed by creating a redirect so that the nested templates {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Subtitles:home/en&diff=664941&oldid=664733 weren't necessary}}. If we ever do need nested templates on a subtitles script for some reason, adding <code><nowiki><noinclude></noinclude></nowiki></code> tags around it will also fix it. For the local viewer, it's been changed so that you can have an absolute URL in the <code>file</code> attribute (which has to be a {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Subtitles:home/en&diff=next&oldid=664941 full URL}}), as long as it's on homestarrunner.com, videlectrix.com or the mirror. All three should work, now. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:16, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

== Broken link ==

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail203 watch] (links to sbemail "independent") is broken. Please change it to [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail203.html watch]. --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 10:28, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Subtitles:sbemail153/nl

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Pdedecker:

{{subtitles|redesign}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="nl-be" file="sbemail153.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="24" end="39" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Email is meer,</line>
<line start="39" end="55" speaker="strongbad">habalubabulabada! Email is twee keer, habilastilbilasaw!
<sfx>het Krukgeluid</sfx></line>
<line start="55" end="86" speaker="strongbad">habalubabulabada! Email is twee keer, habilastilbilasaw!</line>
<line start="90" end="100" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="100" end="107" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="107" end="114" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="114" end="122" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="122" end="129" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
</line>
<line start="134" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"Kerel, ik ben dat "Niet Duimdraaien"-bord en de blauwe verf beu gezien."</line>
<line start="184" end="219" speaker="strongbad">"Hom-ie-eej, Eric-son, Canada."</line>
<line start="221" end="318" speaker="strongbad">
Grappig dat je dat zegt (mompelt), want ik dacht er net aan hoe beu ik je poep, gezicht en snotterneus ben.
</line>
<line start="318" end="324" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus

neus
neus
neus

</line>
<line start="324" end="330" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus

neus
neus

</line>
<line start="330" end="338" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus
neus

neus

</line>
<line start="338" end="347" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus
neus
neus
</line>
<line start="357" end="428" speaker="strongbad">Ik denk wel dat het Niet Duimdraaien-bord een puntje kan zuigen aan de fastfood-, softdrink- en slechte sportteamindustrie.</line>
<line start="428" end="484" speaker="strongbad">en zo de slabakkende verkoop en eeuwen van verliezen kan bestrijden met een strak nieuw logo.</line>
<line start="489" end="526" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rapt) Eerst pletten, hellen, en heen en weer draaien.</line>
<line start="526" end="557" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rapt) Pletten, hellen, heen en weer draaien.</line>
<line start="565" end="626" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dan moeten we het snel en strak maken zoals Tia Hellebaut in een smoking.</line>
<line start="626" end="659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rap) Euh! Tia met een smooo-king!</line>
<line start="671" end="712" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En dan is het nu tijd voor Kleurenwieeeeeeelroulette!</line>
<line start="719" end="733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Niet Bankroet, niet Bankroet!</line>
<line start="762" end="775">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Auw... Auw, man.</strongbad>
<sfx>publiek grommelt</sfx>
</line>
<line start="775" end="789">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Auw... Auw, man.</strongbad>
<sfx>publiek grommelt</sfx>
</line>
<line start="789" end="884" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Zo, net wanneer je denkt dat het klaar is, moet je het deppen in gesmolten Plexiglas om het die "kinderen onder de drie gaan zich er zeker in verslikken"-uitstraling te geven.</line>
<line start="888" end="918" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, wacht. Ik was bijna de giftanden vergeten.</line>
<line start="918" end="934" speaker="sfx">Grom!</line>
<line start="938" end="948" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>
<line start="948" end="1019" speaker="strongbad">Ik weet niet hoe we dat gaan uitprinten, gezien iemand de achterkant van je scherm eraf heeft gesneden.</line>
<line start="1019" end="1059" speaker="strongbad">En laat die plastieken zeep op de bureau eens met rust.</line>
<line start="1059" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">Jij ben duidelijk ongeschikt om NIET DUIMDRAAIEN het digitale tijdperk in te loodsen.</line>
<line start="1116" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Maar ik kunt het wel!</line>
<line start="1137" end="1182" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Vers uit lagereschoolcafetoria en lottomachines...</line>
<line start="1182" end="1241" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">zo'n eigenlijk wel moeilijk te lezen bordplakkaat.</line>
<line start="1241" end="1313" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Geschikt voor geadvanceerde animatie, scrollgeweld en twaalf niveau's van knipperigheid.</line>
<line start="1314" end="1351" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nu kunnen we het ontbreken van duimdraaien vieren met wat vuurwerk!</line>
<line start="1354" end="1376" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En een man die aan karrenwielen doet!</line>
<line start="1402" end="1464" speaker="strongbad">Geen sterveling zou ooit durven duimdraaien met de vierkleurige gestipte digitale blik van deze jongen op hem gericht!</line>
<line start="1464" end="1516" speaker="strongbad">Tenzij ze te laat opkijken, en de "Niet" al van het bord verdwenen is...</line>
<line start="1516" end="1551" speaker="strongbad">... zodat ze denken dat er "Duimdraaien" stond.</line>
<line start="1551" end="1619" speaker="strongbad">Of misschien, zo, Franklin Dromodeus Duimdraaien, de luiste president van onze natie.</line>
<line start="1635" end="1647" speaker="strongbad">Dat is genoeg duimgedraai.</line>
<line start="1650" end="1745" speaker="strongbad">Wat de blauwe muur betreft, als je iets opnieuw gaat verven, dan kan je evengoed die magische groene schermverf gebruiken waarvan Hollywood denkt dat hij nog steeds geweldig is.</line>
<line start="1748" end="1776" speaker="strongbad">Dan kan de muur alles zijn wat je wilt!</line>
<line start="1778" end="1831" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Beeld je in dat je door de broodafdeling kan huppelen zonder het huis uit te gaan!</line>
<line start="1841" end="1895" speaker="strongbad">Oh, broodafdeling! Verwarm me met je verrijkte, gebleekte boezem!</line>
<line start="1900" end="1932" speaker="strongbad">En, alstublief, geef me mijn zicht terug.</line>
<line start="1932" end="1981" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Of speel je favoriete videospelletjes waar de pixels zo groot zijn als een ham!</line>
<line start="1985" end="2014" speaker="strongbad">Vrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrr!</line>
<line start="2031" end="2053" speaker="strongbad">Kijk uit voor de natte walnoten!</line>
<line start="2073" end="2086" speaker="strongbad">Auwwwwwww!</line>
<line start="2093" end="2108" speaker="strongbad">Dit spel zuigt.</line>
<line start="2108" end="2138" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Maar waar groene scherm echt voor dienen...</line>
<line start="2138" end="2162" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">... zijn gevechten tegen Claymation!</line>
<line start="2164" end="2224" speaker="strongbad">Je zal meer dan een karatebroekje nodig hebben om mij ervan te weerhouden de godentempel met toiletpapier te bestoken!</line>
<line start="2224" end="2274">
<coachz>Hey, Strong Bad! Kijk hier! Ik plette het! En ik helde het! En draaide het heen en...</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2274" end="2304">
<coachz>...weer?</coachz>
<strongbad>Aaaaaaaaaaaah!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2308" end="2331" speaker="strongbad">Ah, vergeet het, Whay-Whay.</line>
<line start="2331" end="2375" speaker="strongbad">Als je mijn stijl toch beu bent, dan heb ik hier een nieuwtje voor je.</line>
<line start="2383" end="2398" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nee, naar boven!</line>
<line start="2403" end="2450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ik heb dit zachte oceaanbehang opgehangen in de wasplaats!</line>
<line start="2450" end="2522" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, en kijk! Ik heb wat onvervalste schelpen op de knoppen van de wasmachine en droger gelijmd!</line>
<line start="2522" end="2548" speaker="strongbad">Allemaal voor minder dan vijftig euro!</line>
<line start="2553" end="2625" speaker="strongbad">Wel, dat was onze show. Volgende week leren we je hoe je je eigen spetterverf kunt breien!</line>
<line start="2628" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">Allemaal voor minder dan vijftig euro!</line>
<line start="2669" end="2696" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Ba-doo ba! Do Daaaah!</line>
<line start="2706" end="2721" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
<line start="2725" end="2757" speaker="sfx">spint</line>
<line start="2757" end="2773" speaker="sfx" volume="1.1">gromt</line>
<line start="2773" end="2785" speaker="sfx" volume="1.2">brult</line>
<line start="2785" end="2813" speaker="zemblem">Yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp!</line>
</transcript>
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2009-02-20T09:01:44Z

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<line start="24" end="39" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Email is meer,</line>
<line start="39" end="55" speaker="strongbad">habalubabulabada! Email is twee keer, habilastilbilasaw!
<sfx>het Krukgeluid</sfx></line>
<line start="55" end="86" speaker="strongbad">habalubabulabada! Email is twee keer, habilastilbilasaw!</line>
<line start="90" end="100" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="100" end="107" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="107" end="114" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="114" end="122" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="122" end="129" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
</line>
<line start="134" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"Kerel, ik ben dat "Niet Duimdraaien"-bord en de blauwe verf beu gezien."</line>
<line start="184" end="219" speaker="strongbad">"Hom-ie-eej, Eric-son, Canada."</line>
<line start="221" end="318" speaker="strongbad">
Grappig dat je dat zegt (mompelt), want ik dacht er net aan hoe beu ik je poep, gezicht en snotterneus ben.
</line>
<line start="318" end="324" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus

neus
neus
neus

</line>
<line start="324" end="330" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus

neus
neus

</line>
<line start="330" end="338" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus
neus

neus

</line>
<line start="338" end="347" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus
neus
neus
</line>
<line start="357" end="428" speaker="strongbad">Ik denk wel dat het Niet Duimdraaien-bord een puntje kan zuigen aan de fastfood-, softdrink- en slechte sportteamindustrie.</line>
<line start="428" end="484" speaker="strongbad">en zo de slabakkende verkoop en eeuwen van verliezen kan bestrijden met een strak nieuw logo.</line>
<line start="489" end="526" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rapt) Eerst pletten, hellen, en heen en weer draaien.</line>
<line start="526" end="557" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rapt) Pletten, hellen, heen en weer draaien.</line>
<line start="565" end="626" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dan moeten we het snel en strak maken zoals Tia Hellebaut in een smoking.</line>
<line start="626" end="659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rap) Euh! Tia met een smooo-king!</line>
<line start="671" end="712" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En dan is het nu tijd voor Kleurenwieeeeeeelroulette!</line>
<line start="719" end="733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Niet Bankroet, niet Bankroet!</line>
<line start="762" end="775">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Auw... Auw, man.</strongbad>
<sfx>publiek grommelt</sfx>
</line>
<line start="775" end="789">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Auw... Auw, man.</strongbad>
<sfx>publiek grommelt</sfx>
</line>
<line start="789" end="884" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Zo, net wanneer je denkt dat het klaar is, moet je het deppen in gesmolten Plexiglas om het die "kinderen onder de drie gaan zich er zeker in verslikken"-uitstraling te geven.</line>
<line start="888" end="918" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, wacht. Ik was bijna de giftanden vergeten.</line>
<line start="918" end="934" speaker="sfx">Grom!</line>
<line start="938" end="948" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>
<line start="948" end="1019" speaker="strongbad">Ik weet niet hoe we dat gaan uitprinten, gezien iemand de achterkant van je scherm eraf heeft gesneden.</line>
<line start="1019" end="1059" speaker="strongbad">En laat die plastieken zeep op de bureau eens met rust.</line>
<line start="1059" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">Jij ben duidelijk ongeschikt om NIET DUIMDRAAIEN het digitale tijdperk in te loodsen.</line>
<line start="1116" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Maar ik kunt het wel!</line>
<line start="1137" end="1182" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Vers uit lagereschoolcafetoria en lottomachines...</line>
<line start="1182" end="1241" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">zo'n eigenlijk wel moeilijk te lezen bordplakkaat.</line>
<line start="1241" end="1313" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Geschikt voor geadvanceerde animatie, scrollgeweld en twaalf niveau's van knipperigheid.</line>
<line start="1314" end="1351" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nu kunnen we het ontbreken van duimdraaien vieren met wat vuurwerk!</line>
<line start="1354" end="1376" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En een man die aan karrenwielen doet!</line>
<line start="1402" end="1464" speaker="strongbad">Geen sterveling zou ooit durven duimdraaien met de vierkleurige gestipte digitale blik van deze jongen op hem gericht!</line>
<line start="1464" end="1516" speaker="strongbad">Tenzij ze te laat opkijken, en de "Niet" al van het bord verdwenen is...</line>
<line start="1516" end="1551" speaker="strongbad">... zodat ze denken dat er "Duimdraaien" stond.</line>
<line start="1551" end="1619" speaker="strongbad">Of misschien, zo, Franklin Dromodeus Duimdraaien, de luiste president van onze natie.</line>
<line start="1635" end="1647" speaker="strongbad">Dat is genoeg duimgedraai.</line>
<line start="1650" end="1745" speaker="strongbad">Wat de blauwe muur betreft, als je iets opnieuw gaat verven, dan kan je evengoed die magische groene schermverf gebruiken waarvan Hollywood denkt dat hij nog steeds geweldig is.</line>
<line start="1748" end="1776" speaker="strongbad">Dan kan de muur alles zijn wat je wilt!</line>
<line start="1778" end="1831" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Beeld je in dat je door de broodafdeling kan huppelen zonder het huis uit te gaan!</line>
<line start="1841" end="1895" speaker="strongbad">Oh, broodafdeling! Verwarm me met je verrijkte, gebleekte boezem!</line>
<line start="1900" end="1932" speaker="strongbad">En, alstublief, geef me mijn zicht terug.</line>
<line start="1932" end="1981" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Of speel je favoriete videospelletjes waar de pixels zo groot zijn als een ham!</line>
<line start="1985" end="2014" speaker="strongbad">Vrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrr!</line>
<line start="2031" end="2053" speaker="strongbad">Kijk uit voor de natte walnoten!</line>
<line start="2073" end="2086" speaker="strongbad">Auwwwwwww!</line>
<line start="2093" end="2108" speaker="strongbad">Dit spel zuigt.</line>
<line start="2108" end="2138" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Maar waar groene scherm echt voor dienen...</line>
<line start="2138" end="2162" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">... zijn gevechten tegen Claymation!</line>
<line start="2164" end="2224" speaker="strongbad">Je zal meer dan een karatebroekje nodig hebben om mij ervan te weerhouden de godentempel met toiletpapier te bestoken!</line>
<line start="2224" end="2274">
<coachz>Hey, Strong Bad! Kijk hier! Ik plette het! En ik helde het! En draaide het heen en...</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2274" end="2304">
<coachz>...weer?</coachz>
<strongbad>Aaaaaaaaaaaah!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2308" end="2331" speaker="strongbad">Ah, vergeet het, Whay-Whay.</line>
<line start="2331" end="2375" speaker="strongbad">If you're so bored with my style, here's a change for ya.</line>
<line start="2383" end="2398" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No, pan up!</line>
<line start="2403" end="2450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I've put up this delightful ocean-themed border in the laundry room!</line>
<line start="2450" end="2522" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and look! I hot-glued some actual shells onto the knobs of the washer and dryer!</line>
<line start="2522" end="2548" speaker="strongbad">All for under fifty bucks!</line>
<line start="2553" end="2625" speaker="strongbad">Well, that's our show. Join us next week when we show you how to knit your own splatter paints!</line>
<line start="2628" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">All for under fifty bucks!</line>
<line start="2669" end="2696" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Ba-doo ba! Do Daaaah!</line>
<line start="2706" end="2721" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
<line start="2725" end="2757" speaker="sfx">purrs</line>
<line start="2757" end="2773" speaker="sfx" volume="1.1">growls</line>
<line start="2773" end="2785" speaker="sfx" volume="1.2">roars</line>
<line start="2785" end="2813" speaker="zemblem">Yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp!</line>
</transcript>
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2009-02-20T07:56:02Z

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<line start="24" end="39" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Email is meer,</line>
<line start="39" end="55" speaker="strongbad">habalubabulabada! Email is twee keer, habilastilbilasaw!
<sfx>het Krukgeluid</sfx></line>
<line start="55" end="86" speaker="strongbad">habalubabulabada! Email is twee keer, habilastilbilasaw!</line>
<line start="90" end="100" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="100" end="107" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="107" end="114" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="114" end="122" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="122" end="129" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
</line>
<line start="134" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"Kerel, ik ben dat "Niet Duimdraaien"-bord en de blauwe verf beu gezien."</line>
<line start="184" end="219" speaker="strongbad">"Hom-ie-eej, Eric-son, Canada."</line>
<line start="221" end="318" speaker="strongbad">
Grappig dat je dat zegt (mompelt), want ik dacht er net aan hoe beu ik je poep, gezicht en snotterneus ben.
</line>
<line start="318" end="324" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus

neus
neus
neus

</line>
<line start="324" end="330" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus

neus
neus

</line>
<line start="330" end="338" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus
neus

neus

</line>
<line start="338" end="347" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus
neus
neus
</line>
<line start="357" end="428" speaker="strongbad">Ik denk wel dat het Niet Duimdraaien-bord een puntje kan zuigen aan de fastfood-, softdrink- en slechte sportteamindustrie.</line>
<line start="428" end="484" speaker="strongbad">en zo de slabakkende verkoop en eeuwen van verliezen kan bestrijden met een strak nieuw logo.</line>
<line start="489" end="526" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rapt) Eerst pletten, hellen, en heen en weer draaien.</line>
<line start="526" end="557" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rapt) Pletten, hellen, heen en weer draaien.</line>
<line start="565" end="626" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dan moeten we het snel en strak maken zoals Tia Hellebaut in een smoking.</line>
<line start="626" end="659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rap) Euh! Tia met een smooo-king!</line>
<line start="671" end="712" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En dan is het nu tijd voor Kleurenwieeeeeeelroulette!</line>
<line start="719" end="733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Niet Bankroet, niet Bankroet!</line>
<line start="762" end="775">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Auw... Auw, man.</strongbad>
<sfx>publiek grommelt</sfx>
</line>
<line start="775" end="789">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Auw... Auw, man.</strongbad>
<sfx>publiek grommelt</sfx>
</line>
<line start="789" end="884" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Zo, net wanneer je denkt dat het klaar is, moet je het deppen in gesmolten Plexiglas om het die "kinderen onder de drie gaan zich er zeker in verslikken"-uitstraling te geven.</line>
<line start="888" end="918" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, wacht. Ik was bijna de giftanden vergeten.</line>
<line start="918" end="934" speaker="sfx">Grom!</line>
<line start="938" end="948" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>
<line start="948" end="1019" speaker="strongbad">Ik weet niet hoe we dat gaan uitprinten, gezien iemand de achterkant van je scherm eraf heeft gesneden.</line>
<line start="1019" end="1059" speaker="strongbad">En laat die plastieken zeepAnd quit rubbing that plastic bar of soap on the desk.</line>
<line start="1059" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">You clearly don't have what it takes to bring NO LOAFING into the digital age.</line>
<line start="1116" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">But I does!</line>
<line start="1137" end="1182" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Fresh from elementary school cafetoriums and lotto machines...</line>
<line start="1182" end="1241" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...comes one of those actually pretty hard-to-read message board signs.</line>
<line start="1241" end="1313" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Capable of advanced animation, scrollabatonies and twelve levels of blinkiness.</line>
<line start="1314" end="1351" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Now we can celebrate the lack of loafing with some fireworks!</line>
<line start="1354" end="1376" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And a man doing cartwheels!</line>
<line start="1402" end="1464" speaker="strongbad">No mortal would dare loaf under the four-colored dotted digital stare of this bad boy!</line>
<line start="1464" end="1516" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, unless they looked up too late, and the "No" had already scrolled off...</line>
<line start="1516" end="1551" speaker="strongbad">...so they thought that it said, "Do Loafing."</line>
<line start="1551" end="1619" speaker="strongbad">Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation's laziest president.</line>
<line start="1635" end="1647" speaker="strongbad">That's enough loaf.</line>
<line start="1650" end="1745" speaker="strongbad">As for the blue wall, if you're gonna repaint anything, you might as well use that magic green screen paint that Hollywood still thinks looks good.</line>
<line start="1748" end="1776" speaker="strongbad">Then the wall can be anything you want!</line>
<line start="1778" end="1831" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Imagine being able to frolic through the bread aisle without leaving the house!</line>
<line start="1841" end="1895" speaker="strongbad">Oh, bread aisle! Warm me with your enriched, bleached bosom!</line>
<line start="1900" end="1932" speaker="strongbad">And please, give me back my sight.</line>
<line start="1932" end="1981" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or play your favorite video games where the pixels are big as hams!</line>
<line start="1985" end="2014" speaker="strongbad">Vrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrr!</line>
<line start="2031" end="2053" speaker="strongbad">Watch out for the wet walnuts!</line>
<line start="2073" end="2086" speaker="strongbad">Awwwwwww!</line>
<line start="2093" end="2108" speaker="strongbad">This game sucks.</line>
<line start="2108" end="2138" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But what green screens are really for...</line>
<line start="2138" end="2162" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...is battling Claymation!</line>
<line start="2164" end="2224" speaker="strongbad">It'll take more than karate pants to keep me from toilet-papering the temple of the gods!</line>
<line start="2224" end="2274">
<coachz>Hey, Strong Bad! Check it out! I squished it! And skewed it! And turned it all...</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2274" end="2304">
<coachz>...a...round?</coachz>
<strongbad>Aaaaaaaaaaaah!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2308" end="2331" speaker="strongbad">Aww, forget it, Whay-whay.</line>
<line start="2331" end="2375" speaker="strongbad">If you're so bored with my style, here's a change for ya.</line>
<line start="2383" end="2398" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No, pan up!</line>
<line start="2403" end="2450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I've put up this delightful ocean-themed border in the laundry room!</line>
<line start="2450" end="2522" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and look! I hot-glued some actual shells onto the knobs of the washer and dryer!</line>
<line start="2522" end="2548" speaker="strongbad">All for under fifty bucks!</line>
<line start="2553" end="2625" speaker="strongbad">Well, that's our show. Join us next week when we show you how to knit your own splatter paints!</line>
<line start="2628" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">All for under fifty bucks!</line>
<line start="2669" end="2696" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Ba-doo ba! Do Daaaah!</line>
<line start="2706" end="2721" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
<line start="2725" end="2757" speaker="sfx">purrs</line>
<line start="2757" end="2773" speaker="sfx" volume="1.1">growls</line>
<line start="2773" end="2785" speaker="sfx" volume="1.2">roars</line>
<line start="2785" end="2813" speaker="zemblem">Yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp!</line>
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2009-02-20T07:50:10Z

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<line start="24" end="39" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Email is meer,</line>
<line start="39" end="55" speaker="strongbad">habalubabulabada! Email is twee keer, habilastilbilasaw!
<sfx>het Krukgeluid</sfx></line>
<line start="55" end="86" speaker="strongbad">habalubabulabada! Email is twee keer, habilastilbilasaw!</line>
<line start="90" end="100" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="100" end="107" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="107" end="114" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="114" end="122" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad

</line>
<line start="122" end="129" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
Strong Bad
</line>
<line start="134" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"Kerel, ik ben dat "Niet Duimdraaien"-bord en de blauwe verf beu gezien."</line>
<line start="184" end="219" speaker="strongbad">"Hom-ie-eej, Eric-son, Canada."</line>
<line start="221" end="318" speaker="strongbad">
Grappig dat je dat zegt (mompelt), want ik dacht er net aan hoe beu ik je poep, gezich en snotterneus ben.
</line>
<line start="318" end="324" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus

neus
neus
neus

</line>
<line start="324" end="330" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus

neus
neus

</line>
<line start="330" end="338" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus
neus

neus

</line>
<line start="338" end="347" speaker="strongbad">
<sfx>echo</sfx>
neus
neus
neus
neus
</line>
<line start="357" end="428" speaker="strongbad">Ik denk wel dat het Niet Duimdraaien-bord een puntje kan zuigen aan de fastfood-, softdrink- en slechte sportteamindustrie.</line>
<line start="428" end="484" speaker="strongbad">en zo de slabakkende verkoop en eeuwen van verliezen kan bestrijden met een strak nieuw logo.</line>
<line start="489" end="526" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rapt) Eerst pletten, hellen, en heen en weer draaien.</line>
<line start="526" end="557" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rapt) Pletten, hellen, heen en weer draaien.</line>
<line start="565" end="626" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dan moeten we het snel en strak maken zoals Tia Hellebaut in een smoking.</line>
<line start="626" end="659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(rap) Euh! Tia met een smooo-king!</line>
<line start="671" end="712" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En dan is het nu tijd voor Kleurenwieeeeeeelroulette!</line>
<line start="719" end="733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Niet Bankroet, niet Bankroet!</line>
<line start="762" end="775">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Auw... Auw, man.</strongbad>
<sfx>publiek grommelt</sfx>
</line>
<line start="775" end="789">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Auw... Auw, man.</strongbad>
<sfx>publiek grommelt</sfx>
</line>
<line start="789" end="884" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Zo, net wanneer je denkt dat het klaar is, moet je het deppen in gesmolten Plexiglas om het die "kinderen onder de drie gaan zich er zeker in verslikken"-uitstraling te geven.</line>
<line start="888" end="918" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, wacht. Ik was bijna de giftanden vergeten.</line>
<line start="918" end="934" speaker="sfx">Grom!</line>
<line start="938" end="948" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>
<line start="948" end="1019" speaker="strongbad">Well, I don't know how we're gonna print it out, seeing as how somebody sliced off the back of your monitor.</line>
<line start="1019" end="1059" speaker="strongbad">And quit rubbing that plastic bar of soap on the desk.</line>
<line start="1059" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">You clearly don't have what it takes to bring NO LOAFING into the digital age.</line>
<line start="1116" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">But I does!</line>
<line start="1137" end="1182" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Fresh from elementary school cafetoriums and lotto machines...</line>
<line start="1182" end="1241" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...comes one of those actually pretty hard-to-read message board signs.</line>
<line start="1241" end="1313" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Capable of advanced animation, scrollabatonies and twelve levels of blinkiness.</line>
<line start="1314" end="1351" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Now we can celebrate the lack of loafing with some fireworks!</line>
<line start="1354" end="1376" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And a man doing cartwheels!</line>
<line start="1402" end="1464" speaker="strongbad">No mortal would dare loaf under the four-colored dotted digital stare of this bad boy!</line>
<line start="1464" end="1516" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, unless they looked up too late, and the "No" had already scrolled off...</line>
<line start="1516" end="1551" speaker="strongbad">...so they thought that it said, "Do Loafing."</line>
<line start="1551" end="1619" speaker="strongbad">Or maybe, like, Franklin Delano Loafing, our nation's laziest president.</line>
<line start="1635" end="1647" speaker="strongbad">That's enough loaf.</line>
<line start="1650" end="1745" speaker="strongbad">As for the blue wall, if you're gonna repaint anything, you might as well use that magic green screen paint that Hollywood still thinks looks good.</line>
<line start="1748" end="1776" speaker="strongbad">Then the wall can be anything you want!</line>
<line start="1778" end="1831" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Imagine being able to frolic through the bread aisle without leaving the house!</line>
<line start="1841" end="1895" speaker="strongbad">Oh, bread aisle! Warm me with your enriched, bleached bosom!</line>
<line start="1900" end="1932" speaker="strongbad">And please, give me back my sight.</line>
<line start="1932" end="1981" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or play your favorite video games where the pixels are big as hams!</line>
<line start="1985" end="2014" speaker="strongbad">Vrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Vrrrrrrrrrr!</line>
<line start="2031" end="2053" speaker="strongbad">Watch out for the wet walnuts!</line>
<line start="2073" end="2086" speaker="strongbad">Awwwwwww!</line>
<line start="2093" end="2108" speaker="strongbad">This game sucks.</line>
<line start="2108" end="2138" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But what green screens are really for...</line>
<line start="2138" end="2162" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...is battling Claymation!</line>
<line start="2164" end="2224" speaker="strongbad">It'll take more than karate pants to keep me from toilet-papering the temple of the gods!</line>
<line start="2224" end="2274">
<coachz>Hey, Strong Bad! Check it out! I squished it! And skewed it! And turned it all...</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2274" end="2304">
<coachz>...a...round?</coachz>
<strongbad>Aaaaaaaaaaaah!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2308" end="2331" speaker="strongbad">Aww, forget it, Whay-whay.</line>
<line start="2331" end="2375" speaker="strongbad">If you're so bored with my style, here's a change for ya.</line>
<line start="2383" end="2398" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No, pan up!</line>
<line start="2403" end="2450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I've put up this delightful ocean-themed border in the laundry room!</line>
<line start="2450" end="2522" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and look! I hot-glued some actual shells onto the knobs of the washer and dryer!</line>
<line start="2522" end="2548" speaker="strongbad">All for under fifty bucks!</line>
<line start="2553" end="2625" speaker="strongbad">Well, that's our show. Join us next week when we show you how to knit your own splatter paints!</line>
<line start="2628" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">All for under fifty bucks!</line>
<line start="2669" end="2696" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Ba-doo ba! Do Daaaah!</line>
<line start="2706" end="2721" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
<line start="2725" end="2757" speaker="sfx">purrs</line>
<line start="2757" end="2773" speaker="sfx" volume="1.1">growls</line>
<line start="2773" end="2785" speaker="sfx" volume="1.2">roars</line>
<line start="2785" end="2813" speaker="zemblem">Yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp, yorp!</line>
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Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/nl

2009-02-19T19:03:47Z

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<line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">tromgeroffel</line>
<line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="132" end="166">
<sfx>fanfare</sfx>
<thecheat>speelt fluit</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="167" end="219" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Tweehonderd sbemails,</line>
<line start="220" end="287" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">vermoeiend om over te denken.</line>
<line start="288" end="355" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Hoe kunnen we tweehonderd sbemails aanzien?</line>
<line start="356" end="414" speaker="singer">Denken aan al die sbemails maakt me</line>
<line start="415" end="461" speaker="singer">zwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!</line>
<line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad">—ziek!</line>
<line start="515" end="524" speaker="sfx">liedje stopt</line>
<line start="525" end="550" speaker="strongbad">(echo) Gaat u zitten.</line>
<line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Wat vind je van die Poopsmith, hé?</line>
<line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Hij brak zijn zwijgplicht om mijn tweehonderdste sbemail-introliedje te zingen!</line>
<line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Ik, snif, walg er bijna niet helemaal van!</line>
<line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">vliegen zoemen</line>
<line start="707" end="722">
<sfx>vliegen zoemen</sfx>
<sfx>plop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Ja, dat neem ik terug.</line>
<line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okee, hier gaan we!</line>
<line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Li-li-li Lieve Homestar!?</line>
<line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Li-li-li Lieve Homestar!?</strongbad><sfx>langspeelplaat krast</sfx></line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Li-li-li Lieve Homestar!?</line>
<line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.D.C.?</line>
<line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Nieuw Papier, print me een kopietje uit!</line>
<line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">schuifgeluiden</line>
<line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">Ik zal Homestar leren mijn tweehonderdste emailbliksem te stelen!</line>
<line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">donder klinkt</line>
<line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
<line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—een beschermd monument met verrassend schone wc's!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hee, Homejob! Een paar stomme meisjes die waarschijnlijk eigenlijk jongens zijn hebben per ongeluk mij een email verstuurd-</line>
<line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ugh. Strong Bad, hoe kom je hier steeds binnen?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">Wat? Waar heb je het over? Ik ben gewoon—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">Ik ben mijn email aan het checken.</line>
<line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Wat bedoel je, jouw email?</line>
<line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">Ik ben mijn email aan het checken!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">Jij bent niet de enige die emails van fans beantwoordt met komische resultaten.</line>
<line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Sinds wanneer?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">Weet ik veel. Sinds altijd. Weet je het niet meer? Je komt er vaak in voor.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Zoals die klassieker waarin ze vroegen over inbrekers die mijn huis inbreken.</line>
<line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">Als ik slaperig doe en een snufje kaneel op mijn gezicht gooi,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">is het meestal wel genoeg om ze weg te jagen.</line>
<line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poe, poe. Poe, poe.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">licht klikt aan</line>
<line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">gaapt</line>
<line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hee, Strong Sad. Batman. Wat doen jullie in mijn huis?</line>
<line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Waaaaaat?</line>
<line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">En wie kan die keer vergeten toen ik per ongeluk een paar van Strong Sad's pillen had ingenomen?</line>
<line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">En wie kan die keer vergeten toen ik per ongeluk een paar van Strong Sads pillen had ingenomen?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okee, kalmeer... Ik wilde je niet—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Lange broek, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">De langste broek! Iedereen, iedereen! Langste broek!</line>
<line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------lange broek!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">En die keer dat ik mezelf heel goed als Coach Z had verkleed.</line>
<line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="coachz">Hee, Strong Bad, Ik denk dat ik je fondue part heb geruïneerd!</line>
<line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">Mijn fondue part?</line>
<line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad">Wacht! Even!</line>
<line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Hou! Mond!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Dat waren MIJN emails and jij hebt je weg erin gewrongen.</line>
<line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">Ik ben blij dat je dat gelooft, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Hoe dan ook, laat me die email zien.</line>
<line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, kom op!</line>
<line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar">Nog een kussengevecht? Hebben ze hremail nummer 49 niet gezien?</line>
<line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-wat mail?</line>
<line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">Hremail. Jij hebt sbemails, ik heb hremails.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Heb je eigenlijk wel een emailadres?</line>
<line start="2162" end="2192" speaker="homestar">Natuurlijk heb ik die. Iedereen weet dat het</line>
<line start="2193" end="2237" speaker="homestar">DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com is.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">Er is een goede kans dat mijn hersens nu gaan exploderen.</line>
<line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Ach, kom op, oudje. Het is niet zo erg.</line>
<line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">Wil je me deze email helpen checken?</line>
<line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">Ik ga je niet helpen je email te checken!</line>
<line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">Ik ga mezelf helpen je email te ruïneren! Whooyaa!</line>
<line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">En mezelf aan je ijswafels helpen. Whooyaa.</line>
<line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">Ik zal Homestar leren nogmaals mijn emailbliksem te stelen!</line>
<line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">donder klinkt</line>
<line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">aan: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Beste Homestar,</line>
<line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">Ik ben een grote fan van je hremails en vroeg me af,</line>
<line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">kun je ons een rondleiding geven van je niet-voor-je-computer?</line>
<line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Sewieuze groeten,</line>
<line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
<line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Verstuur!</line>
<line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Laten we even kijken,</line>
<line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">een paar seconden om het DNS te laten verbinden,</line>
<line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">server, SMTP, nu leest-ie het, en...</line>
<line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! Hij heeft toegehapt!</line>
<line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>het Krukgeluid</sfx></line>
<line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, en als u links kijkt, ziet u Historisch Niet-Voor-Mijn-Computer!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">Een beschermd monument met verrassend schone wc's!</line>
<line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Ha ha ha!</line>
<line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rockmuziek</line>
<line start="3029" end="3061">
<strongbad>Oh hallo, idiootbestendige computer!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3062" end="3080">
<strongbad>Je ziet er een beetje dorstig uit.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3081" end="3137">
<strongbad>Tijd voor wat lang-overtijdige vermeend citrus-smakende wraak!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rockmuziek</line>
<line start="3148" end="3178">
<strongbad>Hoe gaat dat oude gezegde ook alweer?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3179" end="3225">
<strongbad>Oh, ja. "Breng overvloedig aan"! Hooyah!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238">
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3239" end="3255">
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279">
<strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3280" end="3295">
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3296" end="3319">
<newpaper>schuifgeluiden</newpaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3320" end="3349">
<strongbad>Hee! Aan welke kant sta jij eigenlijk?!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3350" end="3377">
<sfx>vechtgeluiden</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3378" end="3391">
<thepaper>Bzzt!</thepaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3392" end="3419">
<strongbad>Het Papier! Je bent terug!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3420" end="3455">
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3456" end="3465">
<strongbad>Oeps.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">rockmuziek</line>
<line start="3798" end="3840">
<homestar>Ooh, cool. Hoe heb je dat voor elkaar gekregen?</homestar>
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3841" end="3890">
<homestar>USB? Vierpuntsaansluiting? Achtpuntsaansluiting? Firewire?</homestar>
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3891" end="3924">
<homestar>Was het Firewire? Het was waarschijnlijk Firewire.</homestar>
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">vonken</line>
<line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In zijn schokkende 200ste aflevering, zet Strong Bad de hele serie op zijn kop.</line>
<line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Zullen we ooit een 201 zien?</line>
<line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Is de heerschappij van de HREmails (legt de klemtoon op de H) aangebroken?</line>
<line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">Voor de antwoorden op deze vragen, bezoek zeker niet mijn blog.</line>
<line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">Ik heb dat ding in jaren niet geüpdatet!</line>
<line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">De historie vertelle ons dat de Poopsmith zijn zwijgplicht elke 200 sbemails zal breken—</line>
<line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—en zijn geneurie zal wederkeren.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemailtwohundred/nl

2009-02-19T18:54:28Z

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<line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">tromgeroffel</line>
<line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="132" end="166">
<sfx>fanfare</sfx>
<thecheat>speelt fluit</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="167" end="219" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Tweehonderd sbemails,</line>
<line start="220" end="287" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">vermoeiend om over te denken.</line>
<line start="288" end="355" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Hoe kunnen we tweehonderd sbemails aanzien?</line>
<line start="356" end="414" speaker="singer">Denken aan al die sbemails maakt me</line>
<line start="415" end="461" speaker="singer">zwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!</line>
<line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad">—ziek!</line>
<line start="515" end="524" speaker="sfx">liedje stopt</line>
<line start="525" end="550" speaker="strongbad">(echo) Gaat u zitten.</line>
<line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Wat vind je van die Poopsmith, hé?</line>
<line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Hij brak zijn zwijgplicht om mijn tweehonderdste sbemail-introliedje te zingen!</line>
<line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Ik, snif, walg er bijna niet helemaal van!</line>
<line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">vliegen zoemen</line>
<line start="707" end="722">
<sfx>vliegen zoemen</sfx>
<sfx>plop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Ja, dat neem ik terug.</line>
<line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okee, hier gaan we!</line>
<line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Li-li-li Lieve Homestar!?</line>
<line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Li-li-li Lieve Homestar!?</strongbad><sfx>langspeelplaat krast</sfx></line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Li-li-li Lieve Homestar!?</line>
<line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.D.C.?</line>
<line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Nieuw Papier, print me een kopietje uit!</line>
<line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">schuifgeluiden</line>
<line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">Ik zal Homestar leren mijn tweehonderdste emailbliksem te stelen!</line>
<line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">donder klinkt</line>
<line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
<line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—een beschermd monument met verrassend schone wc's!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hee, Homejob! Een paar stomme meisjes die waarschijnlijk eigenlijk jongens zijn hebben per ongeluk mij een email verstuurd-</line>
<line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ugh. Strong Bad, hoe kom je hier steeds binnen?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">Wat? Waar heb je het over? Ik ben gewoon—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">Ik ben mijn email aan het checken.</line>
<line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Wat bedoel je, jouw email?</line>
<line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">Ik ben mijn email aan het checken!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">Jij bent niet de enige die emails van fans beantwoordt met komische resulaten.</line>
<line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Sinds wanneer?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">Weet ik veel. Sinds altijd. Weet je het niet meer? Je komt er vaak in voor.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Zoals die klassieker waarin ze vroegen over inbrekers die mijn huis inbreken.</line>
<line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">Als ik slaperig doe en een snufje kaneel op mijn gezicht gooi,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">is het meestal wel genoeg om ze weg te jagen.</line>
<line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poe, poe. Poe, poe.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">licht klikt aan</line>
<line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">gaapt</line>
<line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hee, Strong Sad. Batman. Wat doen jullie in mijn huis?</line>
<line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Waaaaaat?</line>
<line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">En wie kan die keer vergeten toen ik per ongeluk een paar van Strong Sad's pillen had ingenomen?</line>
<line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">En wie kan die keer vergeten toen ik per ongeluk een paar van Strong Sads pillen had ingenomen?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okee, kalmeer... Ik wilde je niet—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Lange broek, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">De langste broek! Iedereen, iedereen! Langste broek!</line>
<line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------lange broek!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">En die keer dat ik mezelf heel goed als Coach Z had verkleed.</line>
<line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="coachz">Hee, Strong Bad, Ik denk dat ik je fondue part heb geruïneerd!</line>
<line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">Mijn fondue part?</line>
<line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad">Wacht! Even!</line>
<line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Hou! Mond!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Dat waren MIJN emails and jij hebt je weg erin gewrongen.</line>
<line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">Ik ben blij dat je dat gelooft, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Hoe dan ook, laat me die email zien.</line>
<line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, kom op!</line>
<line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar">Nog een kussengevecht? Hebben ze hremail nummer 49 niet gezien?</line>
<line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-wat mail?</line>
<line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">Hremail. Jij hebt sbemails, ik heb hremails.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Heb je eigenlijk wel een emailadres?</line>
<line start="2162" end="2192" speaker="homestar">Natuurlijk heb ik die. Iedereen weet dat het</line>
<line start="2193" end="2237" speaker="homestar">DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com is.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">Er is een goede kans dat mijn hersens nu gaan exploderen.</line>
<line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Ach, kom op, oudje. Het is niet zo erg.</line>
<line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">Wil je me deze email helpen checken?</line>
<line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">Ik ga je niet helpen je email te checken!</line>
<line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">Ik ga mezelf helpen je email te ruïneren! Whooyaa!</line>
<line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">En mezelf aan je ijswafels helpen. Whooyaa.</line>
<line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">Ik zal Homestar leren nogmaals mijn email bliksem te stelen!</line>
<line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">donder klinkt</line>
<line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">aan: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Beste Homestar,</line>
<line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">Ik ben een grote fan van je hremails en vroeg me af,</line>
<line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">kun je ons een rondleiding geven van je niet-voor-je-computer?</line>
<line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Sewieuze groeten,</line>
<line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
<line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Verstuur!</line>
<line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Laten we even kijken,</line>
<line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">een paar seconden om de DNS te laten verbinden,</line>
<line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">server, SMTP, nu leest-ie het, en...</line>
<line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! Hij heeft toegehapt!</line>
<line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>het Krukgeluid</sfx></line>
<line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, en als u links kijkt, ziet u Historisch Niet-Voor-Mijn-Computer!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">Een beschermd monument met verrassend schone wc's!</line>
<line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Ha ha ha!</line>
<line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rockmuziek</line>
<line start="3029" end="3061">
<strongbad>Oh hallo, idiootbestendige computer!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3062" end="3080">
<strongbad>Je ziet er een beetje dorstig uit.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3081" end="3137">
<strongbad>Tijd voor wat lang-overtijdige vermeend citrus-smakende wraak!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rockmuziek</line>
<line start="3148" end="3178">
<strongbad>Hoe gaat dat oude gezegde ook alweer?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3179" end="3225">
<strongbad>Oh, ja. "Breng overvloedig aan"! Hooyah!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238">
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3239" end="3255">
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279">
<strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3280" end="3295">
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3296" end="3319">
<newpaper>schuifgeluiden</newpaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3320" end="3349">
<strongbad>Hee! Aan welke kant sta jij eigenlijk?!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3350" end="3377">
<sfx>vechtgeluiden</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3378" end="3391">
<thepaper>Bzzt!</thepaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3392" end="3419">
<strongbad>Het Papier! Je bent terug!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3420" end="3455">
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3456" end="3465">
<strongbad>Oeps.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">rockmuziek</line>
<line start="3798" end="3840">
<homestar>Ooh, cool. Hoe heb je dat voor elkaar gekregen?</homestar>
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3841" end="3890">
<homestar>USB? Vierpuntsaansluiting? Achtpuntsaansluiting? Firewire?</homestar>
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3891" end="3924">
<homestar>Was het Firewire? Het was waarschijnlijk Firewire.</homestar>
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">vonken</line>
<line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In zijn schokkende 200ste aflevering, zet Strong Bad de hele serie op zijn kop.</line>
<line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Zullen we ooit een 201 zien?</line>
<line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Is de heerschappij van de HREmails (legt de klemtoon op de H) aangebroken?</line>
<line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">Voor de antwoorden op deze vragen, bezoek zeker niet mijn blog.</line>
<line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">Ik heb dat ding in jaren niet geüpdatet!</line>
<line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">De historie vertelle ons dat de Poopsmith zijn zwijgplicht elke 200 sbemails zal breken—</line>
<line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—en zijn geneurie zal wederkeren.</line>
</transcript>
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2009-02-19T18:52:08Z

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<line start="20" end="48" speaker="sfx">drums</line>
<line start="49" end="131" speaker="sfx">fanfare</line>
<line start="132" end="166">
<sfx>fanfare</sfx>
<thecheat>speelt fluit</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="167" end="219" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Tweehonderd sbemails,</line>
<line start="220" end="287" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">vermoeiend om over te denken.</line>
<line start="288" end="355" speaker="singer" voiceover="voiceover">Hoe kunnen we tweehonderd sbemails aanzien?</line>
<line start="356" end="414" speaker="singer">Denken aan al die sbemails maakt me</line>
<line start="415" end="461" speaker="singer">zwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!</line>
<line start="462" end="476" speaker="strongbad">—ziek!</line>
<line start="515" end="524" speaker="sfx">liedje stopt</line>
<line start="525" end="550" speaker="strongbad">(echo) Gaat u zitten.</line>
<line start="551" end="575" speaker="strongbad">Wat vind je van die Poopsmith, huh?</line>
<line start="576" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Hij brak zijn zwijgplicht breken om mijn tweehonderdste sbemail-introliedje te zingen!</line>
<line start="641" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Ik, snif, walg er bijna niet helemaal van!</line>
<line start="693" end="706" speaker="sfx">vliegen zoemen</line>
<line start="707" end="722">
<sfx>vliegen zoemen</sfx>
<sfx>plop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="723" end="746" speaker="strongbad">Ja, dat neem ik terug.</line>
<line start="747" end="773" speaker="strongbad">Okee, hier gaan we!</line>
<line start="774" end="777" speaker="strongbad">Li-li-li Lieve Homestar!?</line>
<line start="778" end="785"><strongbad>Li-li-li Lieve Homestar!?</strongbad><sfx>langspeelplaat krast</sfx></line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Li-li-li Lieve Homestar!?</line>
<line start="803" end="820" speaker="strongbad">W.D.C.?</line>
<line start="821" end="852" speaker="strongbad">Nieuw Papier, print me een kopietje uit!</line>
<line start="853" end="880" speaker="newpaper">schuifgeluiden</line>
<line start="881" end="924" speaker="strongbad">Ik zal Homestar leren mijn tweehonderdste emailbliksem te stelen!</line>
<line start="925" end="937" speaker="sfx">donder klinkt</line>
<line start="938" end="950" speaker="strongbad">B'oyah!</line>
<line start="951" end="1001" speaker="homestar">—een beschermd monument met verrassend schone wc's!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1063" speaker="strongbad">Hee, Homejob! Een paar stomme meisjes die waarschijnlijk eigenlijk jongens zijn hebben per ongeluk mij een email verstuurd-</line>
<line start="1064" end="1104" speaker="homestar">Ugh. Strong Bad, hoe kom je hier steeds binnen?</line>
<line start="1105" end="1125" speaker="strongbad">Wat? Waar heb je het over? Ik ben gewoon—</line>
<line start="1126" end="1160" speaker="homestar">Ik ben mijn email aan het checken.</line>
<line start="1161" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">Wat bedoel je, jouw email?</line>
<line start="1181" end="1209" speaker="strongbad">Ik ben mijn email aan het checken!</line>
<line start="1210" end="1270" speaker="homestar">Jij bent niet de enige die emails van fans beantwoordt met komische resulaten.</line>
<line start="1271" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Sinds wanneer?</line>
<line start="1288" end="1342" speaker="homestar">Weet ik veel. Sinds altijd. Weet je het niet meer? Je komt er vaak in voor.</line>
<line start="1343" end="1400" speaker="homestar">Zoals die klassieker waarin ze vroegen over inbrekers die mijn huis inbreken.</line>
<line start="1401" end="1440" speaker="homestar">Als ik slaperig doe en een snufje kaneel op mijn gezicht gooi,</line>
<line start="1441" end="1468" speaker="homestar">is het meestal wel genoeg om ze weg te jagen.</line>
<line start="1472" end="1496" speaker="homestar">Poe, poe. Poe, poe.</line>
<line start="1511" end="1516" speaker="sfx">licht klikt aan</line>
<line start="1527" end="1537" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">gaapt</line>
<line start="1545" end="1590" speaker="homestar">Hee, Strong Sad. Batman. Wat doen jullie in mijn huis?</line>
<line start="1591" end="1606" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Waaaaaat?</line>
<line start="1607" end="1650" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">En wie kan die keer vergeten toen ik per ongeluk een paar van Strong Sad's pillen had ingenomen?</line>
<line start="1651" end="1672"><homestar voiceover="yes">En wie kan die keer vergeten toen ik per ongeluk een paar van Strong Sads pillen had ingenomen?</homestar><strongbad volume="0.7">Okee, kalmeer... Ik wilde je niet—</strongbad></line>
<line start="1673" end="1685" speaker="homestar">Lange broek, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1687" end="1714" speaker="homestar">De langste broek! Iedereen, iedereen! Langste broek!</line>
<line start="1714" end="1716" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1716" end="1718" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1718" end="1720" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1720" end="1722" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1722" end="1724" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1724" end="1727" speaker="homestar">
lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------Lange 
</line>
<line start="1727" end="1733" speaker="homestar">lange------lange------lange------lange------lange------lange broek!</line>
<line start="1734" end="1773" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">En die keer dat ik mezelf heel goed als Coach Z had verkleed.</line>
<line start="1774" end="1823" speaker="coachz">Hee, Strong Bad, Ik denk dat ik je fondue part heb geruïneerd!</line>
<line start="1824" end="1847" speaker="strongbad">Mijn fondue part?</line>
<line start="1848" end="1865" speaker="strongbad">Wacht! Even!</line>
<line start="1866" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Hou! Mond!</line>
<line start="1884" end="1929" speaker="strongbad">Dat waren MIJN emails and jij hebt je weg erin gewrongen.</line>
<line start="1930" end="1957" speaker="homestar">Ik ben blij dat je dat gelooft, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1958" end="1978" speaker="homestar">Hoe dan ook, laat me die email zien.</line>
<line start="1984" end="2000" speaker="homestar">Oh, kom op!</line>
<line start="2001" end="2059" speaker="homestar">Nog een kussengevecht? Hebben ze hremail nummer 49 niet gezien?</line>
<line start="2060" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">Hr-wat mail?</line>
<line start="2079" end="2130" speaker="homestar">Hremail. Jij hebt sbemails, ik heb hremails.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Heb je eigenlijk wel een emailadres?</line>
<line start="2162" end="2192" speaker="homestar">Natuurlijk heb ik die. Iedereen weet dat het</line>
<line start="2193" end="2237" speaker="homestar">DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com is.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">Er is een goede kans dat mijn hersens nu gaan exploderen.</line>
<line start="2280" end="2318" speaker="homestar">Ach, kom op, oudje. Het is niet zo erg.</line>
<line start="2319" end="2341" speaker="homestar">Wil je me deze email helpen checken?</line>
<line start="2342" end="2369" speaker="strongbad">Ik ga je niet helpen je email te checken!</line>
<line start="2370" end="2412" speaker="strongbad">Ik ga mezelf helpen je email te ruïneren! Whooyaa!</line>
<line start="2420" end="2466" speaker="strongbad">En mezelf aan je ijswafels helpen. Whooyaa.</line>
<line start="2477" end="2481" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2482" end="2531" speaker="strongbad">Ik zal Homestar leren nogmaals mijn email bliksem te stelen!</line>
<line start="2532" end="2542" speaker="sfx">donder klinkt</line>
<line start="2543" end="2594" speaker="strongbad">aan: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</line>
<line start="2595" end="2608" speaker="strongbad">Beste Homestar,</line>
<line start="2609" end="2647" speaker="strongbad">Ik ben een grote fan van je hremails en vroeg me af,</line>
<line start="2648" end="2696" speaker="strongbad">kun je ons een rondleiding geven van je niet-voor-je-computer?</line>
<line start="2697" end="2717" speaker="strongbad">Sewieuze groeten,</line>
<line start="2718" end="2724" speaker="strongbad">Abdi</line>
<line start="2733" end="2741" speaker="strongbad">Verstuur!</line>
<line start="2742" end="2747" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="2753" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Laten we even kijken,</line>
<line start="2762" end="2796" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">een paar seconden om de DNS te laten verbinden,</line>
<line start="2797" end="2848" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">server, SMTP, nu leest-ie het, en...</line>
<line start="2849" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">DING! Hij heeft toegehapt!</line>
<line start="2876" end="2886"><strongbad>Hooyah!</strongbad><sfx>het Krukgeluid</sfx></line>
<line start="2887" end="2949" speaker="homestar">Oh, en als u links kijkt, ziet u Historisch Niet-Voor-Mijn-Computer!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2995" speaker="homestar">Een beschermd monument met verrassend schone wc's!</line>
<line start="2996" end="3010" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Ha ha ha!</line>
<line start="3011" end="3028" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rockmuziek</line>
<line start="3029" end="3061">
<strongbad>Oh hallo, idiootbestendige computer!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3062" end="3080">
<strongbad>Je ziet er een beetje dorstig uit.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3081" end="3137">
<strongbad>Tijd voor wat lang-overtijdige vermeend citrus-smakende wraak!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3138" end="3147" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">rockmuziek</line>
<line start="3148" end="3178">
<strongbad>Hoe gaat dat oude gezegde ook alweer?</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3179" end="3225">
<strongbad>Oh, ja. "Breng overvloedig aan"! Hooyah!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238">
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3239" end="3255">
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3256" end="3279">
<strongbad>Whoa! Ha ha!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3280" end="3295">
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3296" end="3319">
<newpaper>schuifgeluiden</newpaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3320" end="3349">
<strongbad>Hee! Aan welke kant sta jij eigenlijk?!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3350" end="3377">
<sfx>vechtgeluiden</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3378" end="3391">
<thepaper>Bzzt!</thepaper>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3392" end="3419">
<strongbad>Het Papier! Je bent terug!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3420" end="3455">
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3456" end="3465">
<strongbad>Oeps.</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.9">vonken</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.9">rockmuziek</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3466" end="3783" speaker="sfx">rockmuziek</line>
<line start="3798" end="3840">
<homestar>Ooh, cool. Hoe heb je dat voor elkaar gekregen?</homestar>
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3841" end="3890">
<homestar>USB? Vierpuntsaansluiting? Achtpuntsaansluiting? Firewire?</homestar>
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3891" end="3924">
<homestar>Was het Firewire? Het was waarschijnlijk Firewire.</homestar>
<sfx>vonken</sfx>
</line>
<line start="3925" end="3940" speaker="sfx">vonken</line>
<line start="3949" end="4030" speaker="strongsad">In zijn schokkende 200ste aflevering, zet Strong Bad de hele serie op zijn kop.</line>
<line start="4031" end="4058" speaker="strongsad">Zullen we ooit een 201 zien?</line>
<line start="4059" end="4097" speaker="strongsad">Is de heerschappij van de HREmails (legt de klemtoon op de H) aangebroken?</line>
<line start="4098" end="4160" speaker="strongsad">Voor de antwoorden op deze vragen, bezoek zeker niet mijn blog.</line>
<line start="4161" end="4195" speaker="strongsad">Ik heb dat ding in jaren niet geüpdatet!</line>
<line start="4230" end="4329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">De historie vertelle ons dat de Poopsmith zijn zwijgplicht elke 200 sbemails zal breken—</line>
<line start="4330" end="4366" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—en zijn geneurie zal wederkeren.</line>
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2009-02-19T18:28:03Z

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<line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Email, vrouwen, email, meiden! Email, vrouwen, email, meiden!</line>
<line start="89" end="135" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad, Mijn vrienden en ik zijn op een volleybaltoo-oe-na-ment"</line>
<line start="139" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"en we vroegen ons af waarom Homestar tegenwoordig niks leuks meer doet."</line>
<line start="181" end="233" speaker="strongbad">"je vriend, Tori Uit Virginia, en Texas. Respectievelijk."</line>
<line start="238" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Niet meer, Tori? Ik wist niet dat die kerel iets grappig had gedaan. Nooit niet.</line>
<line start="312" end="365" speaker="strongbad">Maar als je Homestar zo graag wil zien, laten we dan eens kijken wat hij nu uitspookt.</line>
<line start="369" end="407" speaker="strongbad">We gaan eens vergelijken hoe dat opweegt tegen mij die, laten we zeggen, ...</line>
<line start="409" end="424" speaker="strongbad">tegen De Cheat schopt...</line>
<line start="433" end="449" speaker="strongbad">waarop hij in Strong Sad belandt...</line>
<line start="460" end="475" speaker="strongbad">met de waterpokken.</line>
<line start="479" end="506" speaker="homestar">En uiteindelijk bleek dat ik niet gestorven was.</line>
<line start="507" end="522" speaker="sfx">kunstmatig gelach</line>
<line start="523" end="577" speaker="homestar">Dus, ik zou De Poopsmith en Pom Pom opnieuw welkom willen heten in de show.</line>
<line start="578" end="584" speaker="sfx">kunstmatig applaus</line>
<line start="585" end="609" speaker="homestar">Heren: vingers aan de knoppen.</line>
<line start="620" end="716" speaker="homestar">De Poopsmith, voor 500 punten: zou je wat van je poliektieke standpunten met ons willen delen?</line>
<line start="777" end="818" speaker="homestar">En Pom Pom, voor bonuspunten: ga je akkoord?</line>
<line start="826" end="838" speaker="pompom">bubbels</line>
<line start="843" end="852" speaker="sfx">kunstmatig applaus</line>
<line start="853" end="895" speaker="homestar">Goed, jullie krijgen elk 162 punten.</line>
<line start="899" end="970" speaker="homestar">Zo meteen spelen we de tweede ronde na deze belangrijke woorden van onze belangrijke berichten.</line>
<line start="1011" end="1060" speaker="marshie">Hey gasten! Jullie kunnen maar beter een hele hoop Fluffy Puff Marshmallows eten!</line>
<line start="1062" end="1093" speaker="marshie">Je zal geen twee keer nadenken als je er een hoop in je mond propt!</line>
<line start="1095" end="1135" speaker="marshie">Ze laten mijn ochtend barsten van smaak, barsten van smaak!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1148" speaker="marshie">Ik zeg het twee keer!</line>
<line start="1153" end="1170" speaker="marshie">Dit wordt geweldig!</line>
<line start="1180" end="1214" speaker="marshie">Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!</line>
<line start="1220" end="1248" speaker="marshie">"De eerste die er een miljoen eet, wint."</line>
<line start="1265" end="1308" speaker="homestar">Goed. Welkom terug bij de shouw.</line>
<line start="1309" end="1360" speaker="homestar">En nu verkies ik een lijst voor te lezen. Ahum.</line>
<line start="1366" end="1380" speaker="homestar">"balsport."</line>
<line start="1384" end="1402" speaker="homestar">"Olympische race."</line>
<line start="1408" end="1428" speaker="homestar">"sprankelend."</line>
<line start="1429" end="1444" speaker="homestar">"Tim Duncan."</line>
<line start="1449" end="1466" speaker="homestar">"Wisconsin."</line>
<line start="1470" end="1489" speaker="homestar">"een doosje lucifiers."</line>
<line start="1492" end="1506" speaker="homestar">"volgende week."</line>
<line start="1511" end="1524" speaker="homestar">"een berg geld."</line>
<line start="1531" end="1540" speaker="homestar">"heksenbrouwsel."—</line>
<line start="1548" end="1578" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Problematisch.</line>
<line start="1585" end="1609" speaker="strongbad">Je weet dat het een tijd geleden is dat ik De Cheat nog geschopt heb,</line>
<line start="1610" end="1652" speaker="strongbad">maar ik garandeer je dat het lachgoud wordt vergeleken met dat zootje.</line>
<line start="1655" end="1694" speaker="strongbad">En wat is dat met die vliegende paddenstoel waar hij altijd reclame voor maakt?</line>
<line start="1697" end="1724" speaker="strongbad">Ik begrijp geen woord van wat die gast zegt.</line>
<line start="1730" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">In ieder geval, Tori, laat me weten hoe je volleybaltoenament afloopt.</line>
<line start="1799" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">Afloept. Euh, leer toch eens spellen.</line>
<line start="1906" end="1922" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt vragende geluiden</line>
<line start="1926" end="1979" speaker="strongsad">Ik weet niet waar hij is. Ik dacht het wel te weten.</line>
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2009-02-19T14:14:31Z

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<line start="89" end="135" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad, Mijn vrienden en ik zijn op een volleybaltoo-oe-na-ment"</line>
<line start="139" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"en we vroegen ons af waarom Homestar tegenwoordig niks leuks meer doet."</line>
<line start="181" end="233" speaker="strongbad">"je vriend, Tori Uit Virginia, en Texas. Respectievelijk."</line>
<line start="238" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Niet meer, Tori? Ik wist niet dat die kerel iets grappig had gedaan. Nooit niet.</line>
<line start="312" end="365" speaker="strongbad">Maar als je Homestar zo graag wil zien, laten we dan eens kijken wat hij nu uitspookt.</line>
<line start="369" end="407" speaker="strongbad">We gaan eens vergelijken hoe dat opweegt tegen mij die, laten we zeggen, ...</line>
<line start="409" end="424" speaker="strongbad">tegen De Cheat schopt...</line>
<line start="433" end="449" speaker="strongbad">waarop hij in Strong Sad belandt...</line>
<line start="460" end="475" speaker="strongbad">met de waterpokken.</line>
<line start="479" end="506" speaker="homestar">En uiteindelijk bleek dat ik niet gestorven was.</line>
<line start="507" end="522" speaker="sfx">kunstmatig gelach</line>
<line start="523" end="577" speaker="homestar">Dus, ik zou De Poopsmith en Pom Pom opnieuw welkom willen heten in de show.</line>
<line start="578" end="584" speaker="sfx">kunstmatig applaus</line>
<line start="585" end="609" speaker="homestar">Heren: vingers aan de knoppen.</line>
<line start="620" end="716" speaker="homestar">De Poopsmith, voor 500 punten: zou je wat van je poliektieke standpunten met ons willen delen?</line>
<line start="777" end="818" speaker="homestar">En Pom Pom, voor bonuspunten: ga je akkoord?</line>
<line start="826" end="838" speaker="pompom">bubbels</line>
<line start="843" end="852" speaker="sfx">kunstmatig applaus</line>
<line start="853" end="895" speaker="homestar">Goed, jullie krijgen elk 162 punten.</line>
<line start="899" end="970" speaker="homestar">Zo meteen spelen we de tweede ronde na deze belangrijke woorden van onze belangrijke berichten.</line>
<line start="1011" end="1060" speaker="marshie">Hey gasten! Jullie kunnen maar beter een hele hoop Fluffy Puff Marshmallows eten!</line>
<line start="1062" end="1093" speaker="marshie">Je zal geen twee keer nadenken als je er een hoop in je mond propt!</line>
<line start="1095" end="1135" speaker="marshie">Ze laten mijn ochtend barsten van smaak, barsten van smaak!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1148" speaker="marshie">Ik zeg het twee keer!</line>
<line start="1153" end="1170" speaker="marshie">Dit wordt geweldig!</line>
<line start="1180" end="1214" speaker="marshie">Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!</line>
<line start="1220" end="1248" speaker="marshie">"De eerste die er een miljoen eet, wint."</line>
<line start="1265" end="1308" speaker="homestar">Goed. Welkom terug bij de shouw.</line>
<line start="1309" end="1360" speaker="homestar">En nu verkies ik een lijst voor te lezen. Ahum.</line>
<line start="1366" end="1380" speaker="homestar">"balsport."</line>
<line start="1384" end="1402" speaker="homestar">"Olympische race."</line>
<line start="1408" end="1428" speaker="homestar">"sprankelend."</line>
<line start="1429" end="1444" speaker="homestar">"Tim Duncan."</line>
<line start="1449" end="1466" speaker="homestar">"Wisconsin."</line>
<line start="1470" end="1489" speaker="homestar">"een doosje lucifiers."</line>
<line start="1492" end="1506" speaker="homestar">"volgende week."</line>
<line start="1511" end="1524" speaker="homestar">"een berg geld."</line>
<line start="1531" end="1540" speaker="homestar">"heksenbrouwsel."—</line>
<line start="1548" end="1578" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Problematisch.</line>
<line start="1585" end="1609" speaker="strongbad">Je weet dat het een tijd geleden is dat ik De Cheat nog geschopt heb,</line>
<line start="1610" end="1652" speaker="strongbad">maar ik garandeer je dat het lachgoud wordt vergeleken met dat zootje.</line>
<line start="1655" end="1694" speaker="strongbad">En wat is dat met die vliegende paddenstoel waar hij altijd reclame voor maakt?</line>
<line start="1697" end="1724" speaker="strongbad">Ik begrijp geen woord van wat die gast zegt.</line>
<line start="1730" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">In ieder geval, Tori, laat me weten hoe je volleyballtoenament afloopt.</line>
<line start="1799" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">Afloept. Euh, leer toch eens spellen.</line>
<line start="1906" end="1922" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt vragende geluiden</line>
<line start="1926" end="1979" speaker="strongsad">Ik weet niet waar hij is. Ik dacht het wel te weten.</line>
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2009-02-19T13:51:40Z

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<line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Email, vrouwen, email, meiden! Email, vrouwen, email, meiden!</line>
<line start="89" end="135" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad, Mijn vrienden en ik zijn op een volleybaltoo-oe-na-ment"</line>
<line start="139" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"en we vroegen ons af waarom Homestar tegenwoordig niks leuks meer doet."</line>
<line start="181" end="233" speaker="strongbad">"je vriend, Tori Uit Virginia, en Texas. Respectievelijk."</line>
<line start="238" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Niet meer, Tori? Ik wist niet dat die kerel iets grappig had gedaan. Nooit niet.</line>
<line start="312" end="365" speaker="strongbad">Maar als je Homestar zo graag wil zien, laten we dan eens kijken wat hij nu uitspookt.</line>
<line start="369" end="407" speaker="strongbad">We gaan eens vergelijken hoe dat opweegt tegen mij die, laten we zeggen, ...</line>
<line start="409" end="424" speaker="strongbad">tegen De Cheat schopt...</line>
<line start="433" end="449" speaker="strongbad">waarop hij in Strong Sad belandt...</line>
<line start="460" end="475" speaker="strongbad">met de waterpokken.</line>
<line start="479" end="506" speaker="homestar">En uiteindelijk bleek dat ik niet gestorven was.</line>
<line start="507" end="522" speaker="sfx">kunstmatig gelach</line>
<line start="523" end="577" speaker="homestar">Dus, ik zou De Poopsmith en Pom Pom opnieuw welkom willen heten in de show.</line>
<line start="578" end="584" speaker="sfx">kunstmatig applaus</line>
<line start="585" end="609" speaker="homestar">Heren: vingers aan de knoppen.</line>
<line start="620" end="716" speaker="homestar">De Poopsmith, voor 500 points: zou je wat van je poliektieke standpunten met ons willen delen?</line>
<line start="777" end="818" speaker="homestar">En Pom Pom, voor bonuspunten: ga je akkoord?</line>
<line start="826" end="838" speaker="pompom">bubbels</line>
<line start="843" end="852" speaker="sfx">kustmatig applaus</line>
<line start="853" end="895" speaker="homestar">Goed, jullie krijgen elk 162 punten.</line>
<line start="899" end="970" speaker="homestar">Zo meteen spelen we de tweede ronde na deze belangrijke woorden van onze belangrijke berichten.</line>
<line start="1011" end="1060" speaker="marshie">Hey gasten! Je kan maar beter een hele hoop Fluffy Puff Marshmallows eten!</line>
<line start="1062" end="1093" speaker="marshie">Je zal geen twee keer nadenken als je er een hoop in je mond propt!</line>
<line start="1095" end="1135" speaker="marshie">Ze laten mijn ochtend barsten van smaak, barsten van smaak!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1148" speaker="marshie">Ik zeg het twee keer!</line>
<line start="1153" end="1170" speaker="marshie">Dit wordt geweldig!</line>
<line start="1180" end="1214" speaker="marshie">Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!</line>
<line start="1220" end="1248" speaker="marshie">"De eerste die er een miljoen eet, wint."</line>
<line start="1265" end="1308" speaker="homestar">Goed. Welkom terug bij de shouw.</line>
<line start="1309" end="1360" speaker="homestar">En nu verkies ik een lijst voor te lezen. Ahum.</line>
<line start="1366" end="1380" speaker="homestar">"tetherball."</line>
<line start="1384" end="1402" speaker="homestar">"Olympische race."</line>
<line start="1408" end="1428" speaker="homestar">"sprankelend."</line>
<line start="1429" end="1444" speaker="homestar">"Tim Duncan."</line>
<line start="1449" end="1466" speaker="homestar">"Wisconsin."</line>
<line start="1470" end="1489" speaker="homestar">"een doosje lucifiers."</line>
<line start="1492" end="1506" speaker="homestar">"volgende week."</line>
<line start="1511" end="1524" speaker="homestar">"een berg geld."</line>
<line start="1531" end="1540" speaker="homestar">"witch's brew"—</line>
<line start="1548" end="1578" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Problematisch.</line>
<line start="1585" end="1609" speaker="strongbad">Je weet dat het een tijd geleden is dat ik De Cheat nog geschopt heb,</line>
<line start="1610" end="1652" speaker="strongbad">maar ik garandeer je dat het lachgoud is vergeleken met dat zootje.</line>
<line start="1655" end="1694" speaker="strongbad">En wat is dat met die vliegende paddenstoel waar hij altijd reclame voor maakt?</line>
<line start="1697" end="1724" speaker="strongbad">Ik begrijp geen woord van wat die gast zegt.</line>
<line start="1730" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">In ieder geval, Tori, laat me weten hoe je volleyballtoenament afloopt.</line>
<line start="1799" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">Afloept. Euh, leer toch eens spellen.</line>
<line start="1906" end="1922" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt vragende geluiden</line>
<line start="1926" end="1979" speaker="strongsad">Ik weet niet waar hij is. Ik dacht het wel te weten.</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:bestcaper/nl

2009-02-19T13:34:02Z

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{{subtitles|Best Caper Ever}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="nl-be" file="bestcaper.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Hemel, wat zou ik vandaag eens doen?</line>
<line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">diepe zucht</line>
<line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">Ik vraag mij af wat ik vandaag zou moeten doen, weet je wel?</line>
<line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">Ik kan gewoon niet stoppen met mij af te vragen wat ik misschien eens kan doen vandaag.</line>
<line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Hemel. (echo)</line>
<line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ooh, ik weet het!</line>
<line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">Ik kan weer doen alsof mijn ene been korter is dan het ander.</line>
<line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">Het raakt de grond niet.</line>
<line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">TV ruist</line>
<line start="424" end="464"><sfx>TV ruist</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Dus je hebt gewoon helemaal geen flauw idee hoe we dit gedaan hebben?</strongbad></line>
<line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt onzekere geluiden</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">Oké, laten we onze stappen eens herbekijken.</line>
<line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">We stolen Homestar's milonade.</line>
<line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt bevestigende geluiden</line>
<line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">Je hebt pipi gedaan in zijn milonade.</line>
<line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt gegeneerde geluiden</line>
<line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">En op een of andere manier drijft hij nu rond op een stukje ijs in het midden van Arctis.</line>
<line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt enthousiaste geluiden</line>
<line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Ik denk dat we een paar essentiële stappen missen.</line>
<line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt onzekere geluiden</line>
<line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Komaan, kerel!</line>
<line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">Dit is onze beste streek ooit,</line>
<line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">en we weten niet eens meer wat we gedaan hebben!</line>
<line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">OK. Tot ziens, opgeblazen zeeleeuwkarkas!</line>
<line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Fijn dat je even langs kwam!</line>
<line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, we moeten hen vaker uitnodigen. Het zijn toch zo'n toffe gasten!</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">knorgeluid</line>
<line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Oh, nu heb ik er genoeg van, satelliettelefoon!</line>
<line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">Dat was de laatste keer dat je me gepord hebt!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">plons</line>
<line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">Jij ook, waarschuwingspistool.</line>
<line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">plons</line>
<line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">Je herinnert je toevallig niet meer zo,</line>
<line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">dat we Homestar op een transportvliegtuig hebben gekregen,</line>
<line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">of wat walrussen om hebben gekocht,</line>
<line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">of, zo, experimenteren met het tijd-ruimtecontinuum?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt ontkennende geluiden</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">Dus, het enige wat we zeker weten</line>
<line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">is dat je geplast hebt in Homestar's milonade-</line>
<line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>De Cheat maakt bevestigende geluiden</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-en nu zit hij ergens vast aan de andere kant van de aardbol,</line>
<line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">waarvan we om een of andere duistere reden satellietbeelden hebben.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt bevestigende geluiden</line>
<line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Genoeg, jij komt mee naar de dierenarts!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt angstige geluiden</line>
<line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">Goed. Ik ben nu bereid om toe te geven dat misschien, héél misschien,</line>
<line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">dit niet Marzipans nieuwe patio is.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">Ik moet waarschijnlijk om hulp roepen.</line>
<line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry lijkt mij de juiste kerel om mij uit de puree te halen!</line>
<line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? (echo)</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Oh, kan je het alstublieft wat kalmpjes aan doen?</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, geweldig! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar">Jij bent een ijsbeer, niet?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Gebruik je bevroren adem om mij in een ijsblok te veranderen,</line>
<line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">zodat het nageslacht mij kan ontdooien</line>
<line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">en mijn even lange benen kan bewonderen!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Jeetje, heb ik even de verkeerde hemisfeer gekozen om doelloos in rond te drijven...</line>
<line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">En je moet dit even voor mij vullen.</line>
<line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, De Cheat.</line>
<line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">Ik heb het niet tegen De Cheat!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:bestcaper/nl

2009-02-19T13:21:03Z

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<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="nl-be" file="bestcaper.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Hemel, wat zou ik vandaag eens doen?</line>
<line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">diepe zucht</line>
<line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">Ik vraag mij af wat ik vandaag zou moeten doen, weet je wel?</line>
<line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">Ik kan gewoon niet stoppen met mij af te vragen wat ik misschien eens kan doen vandaag.</line>
<line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Hemel. (echo)</line>
<line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ooh, ik weet het!</line>
<line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">Ik kan weer doen alsof mijn ene been korter is dan het ander.</line>
<line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">Het raakt de grond niet.</line>
<line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">TV ruist</line>
<line start="424" end="464"><sfx>TV ruist</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Dus je hebt gewoon helemaal geen flauw idee hoe we dit gedaan hebben?</strongbad></line>
<line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt onzekere geluiden</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">Oké, laten we onze stappen eens herbekijken.</line>
<line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">We stolen Homestar's milonade.</line>
<line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt bevestigende geluiden</line>
<line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">Je hebt pipi gedaan in zijn milonade.</line>
<line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt gegeneerde geluiden</line>
<line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">En op een of andere manier drijft hij nu rond op een stukje ijs in het midden van Arctis.</line>
<line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt enthousiaste geluiden</line>
<line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Ik denk dat we een paar essentiële stappen missen.</line>
<line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt onzekere geluiden</line>
<line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Komaan, kerel!</line>
<line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">Dit is onze beste streek ooit,</line>
<line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">en we weten niet eens meer wat we gedaan hebben!</line>
<line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">OK. Tot ziens, opgeblazen zeeleeuwkarkas!</line>
<line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Fijn dat je even langs kwam!</line>
<line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, we moeten hen vaker uitnodigen. Het zijn toch zo'n toffe gasten!</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">knorgeluid</line>
<line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Oh, nu heb ik er genoeg van, satelliettelefoon!</line>
<line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">Dat was de laatste keer dat je me gepord hebt!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">plons</line>
<line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">Jij ook, waarschuwingspistool.</line>
<line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">plons</line>
<line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">Je herinnert je toevallig niet meer zo,</line>
<line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">dat we Homestar op een transportvliegtuig hebben gekregen,</line>
<line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">of wat walrussen om hebben gekocht,</line>
<line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">of, zo, experimenteren met het tijd-ruimtecontinuum?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt ontkennende geluiden</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">Dus, het enige wat we zeker weten</line>
<line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">is dat je geplast hebt in Homestar's milonade-</line>
<line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>De Cheat maakt bevestigende geluiden</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-en nu zit hij ergens vast aan de andere kant van de aardbol,</line>
<line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">waarvan we om een of andere duistere reden satellietbeelden hebben.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt bevestigende geluiden</line>
<line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Genoeg, jij komt mee naar de dierenarts!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt angstige geluiden</line>
<line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">Goed. Ik ben nu bereid om toe te geven dat misschien, héél misschien,</line>
<line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">dit niet Marzipans nieuwe patio is.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">Ik moet waarschijnlijk om hulp roepen.</line>
<line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry lijkt mij de juiste kerel om mij uit de puree te halen!</line>
<line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? (echo)</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Oh, kan je het alstublieft wat kalmpjes aan doen?</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, geweldig! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar">Jij bent een ijsbeer, niet?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Gebruik je bevroren adem om mij in een ijsblok te veranderen,</line>
<line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">zodat het nageslacht mij kan ontdooien</line>
<line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">en mijn gelijklengtige benen kan bewonderen!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Jeetje, heb ik even de verkeerde hemisfeer gekozen om doelloos in rond te drijven...</line>
<line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">En je moet dit even voor mij vullen.</line>
<line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, De Cheat.</line>
<line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">Ik heb het niet tegen De Cheat!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:bestcaper/nl

2009-02-19T12:01:22Z

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="nl-be" file="bestcaper.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Hemel, wat zou ik vandaag eens doen?</line>
<line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">diepe zucht</line>
<line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">Ik vraag mij af wat ik vandaag zou moeten doen, weet je wel?</line>
<line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">Ik kan gewoon niet stoppen met mij af te vragen wat ik misschien eens kan doen vandaag.</line>
<line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Hemel. (echo)</line>
<line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ooh, ik weet het!</line>
<line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">Ik kan weer doen alsof mijn ene been korter is dan het ander.</line>
<line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">Het raakt de grond niet.</line>
<line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">TV ruist</line>
<line start="424" end="464"><sfx>TV ruist</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Dus je hebt gewoon helemaal geen flauw idee hoe we dit gedaan hebben?</strongbad></line>
<line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt onzekere geluiden</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">Oké, laten we onze stappen eens herbekijken.</line>
<line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">We stolen Homestar's milonade.</line>
<line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt bevestigende geluiden</line>
<line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">Je hebt pipi gedaan in zijn milonade.</line>
<line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt gegeneerde geluiden</line>
<line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">En op een of andere manier drijft hij nu rond op een stukje ijs in het midden van Arctis.</line>
<line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt enthousiaste geluiden</line>
<line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">Ik denk dat we een paar essentiële stappen missen.</line>
<line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt onzekere geluiden</line>
<line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Komaan, kerel!</line>
<line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">Dit is onze beste streek ooit,</line>
<line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">en we weten niet eens meer wat we gedaan hebben!</line>
<line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">OK. Tot ziens, opgeblazen zeeleeuwkarkas!</line>
<line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Fijn dat je even langs kwam!</line>
<line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, we moeten hen vaker uitnodigen. Het zijn toch zo'n toffe gasten!</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">knorgeluid</line>
<line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Oh, nu heb ik er genoeg van, satelliettelefoon!</line>
<line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">Dat was de laatste keer dat je me gepord hebt!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">plons</line>
<line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">Jij ook, waarschuwingspistool.</line>
<line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">plons</line>
<line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">Je herinnert je toevallig niet meer zo,</line>
<line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">dat we Homestar op een transportvliegtuig hebben gekregen,</line>
<line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">of wat walrussen om hebben gekocht,</line>
<line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">of, zo, experimenteren met het tijd-ruimtecontinuum?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">negative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">So, the only thing we know for certain</line>
<line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">is that you made wee in Homestar's melonade-</line>
<line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>affirmative The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-and now he's stuck on the other side of the globe,</line>
<line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">of which we mysteriously have satellite coverage.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">scared The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, just maybe,</line>
<line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">this isn't Marzipan's new patio.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">I should probably yell for help.</line>
<line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry sounds like the kind of guy that can help me out of this jam!</line>
<line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? (echo)</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Oh, would you please keep it down?</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, great! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar">You're a polar bear, right?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube,</line>
<line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">so future generations can thaw me out</line>
<line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">and marvel at my same length legs!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...</line>
<line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">And I'm gonna need you to fill this up.</line>
<line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">I'm not looking at The Cheat!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

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2009-02-19T11:52:01Z

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<line start="48" end="78" speaker="homestar">Hemel, wat zou ik vandaag eens doen?</line>
<line start="79" end="99" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">diepe zucht</line>
<line start="100" end="136" speaker="homestar">Ik vraag mij af wat ik vandaag zou moeten doen, weet je wel?</line>
<line start="137" end="198" speaker="homestar">Ik kan gewoon niet stoppen met mij af te vragen wat ik misschien eens kan doen vandaag.</line>
<line start="204" end="240" speaker="homestar">Hemel. (echo)</line>
<line start="241" end="253" speaker="homestar">Ooh, ik weet het!</line>
<line start="254" end="293" speaker="homestar">Ik kan weer doen alsof mijn ene been korter is dan het ander.</line>
<line start="350" end="375" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">Het raakt de grond niet.</line>
<line start="400" end="423" speaker="sfx">TV-geruis</line>
<line start="424" end="464"><sfx>TV static</sfx><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Dus je hebt gewoon helemaal geen flauw idee hoe we dit gedaan hebben?</strongbad></line>
<line start="465" end="477" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat maakt onzekere geluiden</line>
<line start="478" end="504" speaker="strongbad">Oké, laten we onze stappen eens herbekijken.</line>
<line start="505" end="527" speaker="strongbad">We stolen Homestar's milonade.</line>
<line start="528" end="537" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat maakt bevestigende geluiden</line>
<line start="538" end="561" speaker="strongbad">Je hebt pipi gedaan in zijn milonade.</line>
<line start="562" end="570" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat maakt gegeneerde geluiden</line>
<line start="571" end="617" speaker="strongbad">En op een of andere manier drijft hij nu rond op een stukje ijs in het midden van Arctis.</line>
<line start="618" end="628" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat maakt enthousiaste geluiden</line>
<line start="629" end="665" speaker="strongbad">I think we might be missing a couple key steps there.</line>
<line start="666" end="676" speaker="thecheat">uncertain The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="677" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Come on, man!</line>
<line start="690" end="711" speaker="strongbad">This is like our best caper ever,</line>
<line start="712" end="739" speaker="strongbad">and we don't even remember what we did!?</line>
<line start="740" end="777" speaker="homestar">Okay. Bye, bloated sea lion carcass!</line>
<line start="778" end="803" speaker="homestar">Thanks for stopping by!</line>
<line start="804" end="867" speaker="homestar">Marzipan, we've got to have them over more often. They are a riot!</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx" volume="0.9">grunting noises</line>
<line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Oh that is it, satellite phone!</line>
<line start="957" end="990" speaker="homestar">You've poked me for the last time!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1012" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="1013" end="1033" speaker="homestar">You too, flare gun.</line>
<line start="1034" end="1048" speaker="sfx">splash</line>
<line start="1049" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">You're sure you don't remember, like,</line>
<line start="1072" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">tricking Homestar into getting onto a cargo plane,</line>
<line start="1111" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">or maybe bribing some walruses,</line>
<line start="1148" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">or, like, experimenting with the folding of space-time?</line>
<line start="1194" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">negative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1209" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">So, the only thing we know for certain</line>
<line start="1235" end="1263" speaker="strongbad">is that you made wee in Homestar's melonade-</line>
<line start="1264" end="1270"><thecheat>affirmative The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">-and now he's stuck on the other side of the globe,</line>
<line start="1297" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">of which we mysteriously have satellite coverage.</line>
<line start="1336" end="1344" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1345" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1387" speaker="thecheat">scared The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1404" end="1471" speaker="homestar">All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, just maybe,</line>
<line start="1472" end="1509" speaker="homestar">this isn't Marzipan's new patio.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1534" speaker="homestar">I should probably yell for help.</line>
<line start="1535" end="1560" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1561" end="1603" speaker="homestar">Larry sounds like the kind of guy that can help me out of this jam!</line>
<line start="1604" end="1640" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Larry! (echo)</line>
<line start="1641" end="1665" speaker="homestar">Homestar? (echo)</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702" speaker="strongsad">Oh, would you please keep it down?</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="homestar">Oh, great! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1722" end="1739" speaker="homestar">You're a polar bear, right?</line>
<line start="1740" end="1771" speaker="homestar">Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube,</line>
<line start="1772" end="1801" speaker="homestar">so future generations can thaw me out</line>
<line start="1802" end="1832" speaker="homestar">and marvel at my same length legs!</line>
<line start="1833" end="1900" speaker="strongsad">Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...</line>
<line start="1967" end="2003" speaker="bubs">And I'm gonna need you to fill this up.</line>
<line start="2004" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="2035" end="2067" speaker="bubs">I'm not looking at The Cheat!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

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2008-10-05T14:51:48Z

Pdedecker: Updated my age. It was about time, actually! ;-)

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==Profile==
*'''Full name''': Pieter De Decker
*'''Country''': Belgium
*'''Gender''': male
*'''Age''': 17

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2008-09-26T19:19:07Z

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The House That Gave Sucky Treats

2008-09-19T19:51:37Z

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{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|halloween2001|A Mother's Day Message|Some Stupid Turkey}}
[[Image:halloween2001.png|thumb|"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"]]

All the characters come to ''your'' house to trick-or-treat! You get to pick one of three treats to give them in an interactive game.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Knight}}, {{Film|The Hornblower}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}

See '''[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The Halloween House]], [[Spooky Woods]]

'''Date: ''' Saturday, October 27, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 4:00 (site approximation)

'''Page Title:''' Trick, then treat, then smell feet.

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{spooky music plays}''

A Homestar Runner Cartoon

"The House That Gave Sucky Treats"

Voices by Matt Chapman & Missy Palmer

Written, Directed and Animated by Los Brothers Chaps

''{Homestar's head pops up slowly, then lightning flashes and thunder cracks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, hello. This year, we're going to do things a little differently. ''{scary voice, eyes slanted menacingly}'' We're all coming to your house to trick or treeeeat! ''{normal face and voice}'' So just answer the door, pick a treat, and drag it on top of us. We'll do the rest. ''{Pause}'' Okay, bye!

=== Coach Z ===
''{Knocks in a rhythm.}''

====Intro====
:''{rapping}'' Doot-doo-doot-doo, an' I'll drink up all the Hennessy ya got on your shelf, but first let me introduce myself. My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an "oach Z."

====Jujyfruits====
:Ooh, Jorjyfruits! Oh, I mean Jerjyfrorts. I mean, ''{straining}'' GEORGIE FRORGIE! ''{pause}'' George Foreman?

====Boston Baked Beans====
:Ya know, I once knew a fellow in Boston 'could tell ya the time of the day at any time of the day. Ya'd say, "Say there Boston, what's the time of day?" And he'd say, "10:30." And you'd look at him and say, "But Boston, it's half past noon!" And he'd look back at ya and say, "Well, those are the breaks."

====Cherry Clan====
:Da Cherry Clan. Are they related to the Wu-Tang Clan? 'Cause ya know, their first album was the ''BAERMB''! In fact, you don't have a copy of "The 36 Chambers" in there, do ya? 'Cause I'd love to listen to it right now! Ya mind if I come in?

=== The King Of Town ===
''{Rings the doorbell instead of knocking.}''

====Intro====
:Trick or treat, I'm horrible! ''{Strong Bad pokes his head out from the right of the screen and says, "You got that right."}''

====Butterscotch====
:Ooh, butterscotch! Would you mind melting those down and pouring them over a ham? ''{pulls out a [[ham]]}''

====Fun size Butterfinger====
:That's it?! Well, if you think that I'll accept this paltry treat just because it has "butter" in the name... well, you'd be right! Give it here!

====Stick of Butter====
:Ooh, a stick of butter! ''{noisily scarfs the stick of butter} {still with butter in his mouth}'' Trick or treat. Again? Please??

=== Strong Mad and The Cheat ===
''{Bangs on door, creating yellow bursts.}''

====Intro====
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?

====Rock Candy====
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{staring at it, puzzled.}'' HALLOWEEN!

====Pop Rocks====
:''{The Cheat eats the Pop Rocks}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' NO. NO! NOOO!!
:''{The Cheat takes a drink of cola}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{squealing The Cheat noises, head explodes}''

====Rocks====
:''{Strong Mad eats the rocks, then bites off half of a can of cola. The Cheat's head inexplicably explodes.}''

=== Marzipan ===
''{Also rings the doorbell.}''

====Intro====
:''{singing}'' Hey, ho! Let's go! Hey, ho! Trick or treat!

====Candy Corn====
:''Candy'' corn?? Do you have any real corn? Or Indian corn?

====Rice Cakes====
:Hey, rice cakes! I like to eat them without water.

====Steak====
:Is this a joke? It's not funny. ''{Strong Bad drops three more steaks into her bag with a grin on his face}''

=== The Poopsmith and Pom Pom ===
''{Knocks rapidly and softly.}''

{''They don't have an intro, as neither can really speak.''}

====Mary Jane====
:''{They look at each other, then The Poopsmith holds up a sign that says "Give us something good instead". Pom Pom laughs.}''

====Chick-O-Stick====
:''{The Poopsmith dunks it in a bucket labeled "dippin stuff", which looks suspiciously like [[whatsit]]. He offers it to Pom Pom, who shakes his head "no".}''

====Astropop====
:''{The Poopsmith shoots his gun at Pom Pom so it reflects off Pom Pom's "I ♥ Flint" button and his microphone and hits himself in the chest sensor. He falls off the side of the steps.}''

====Pumpkin====
:''{The "secret" music from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda series|Zelda]] video game series plays. The pumpkin is firmly lodged in The Poopsmith's mouth. When the door closes, a pixelated caption reads "YOU UNLOCKED A SECRET CHARACTER!"}''

=== Homsar ===
''{Knocks "[[Wikipedia:Shave and a Haircut|Shave and a Haircut]]".}''

''{This is an Easter egg, only accessible if you give The Poopsmith or Pom Pom the pumpkin.}''

====Intro====
:I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!

====Shavin' Creem====
:YaAaAaAh, I'm the original ladies' man!

====Black and Orange Taffy====
:''(singing)'' If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit...

====Wrench====
:Oh no, I think this is my favorite!

=== Strong Bad ===
''{Instead of knocking or ringing, Strong Bad yells, "Open the freakin' door!"}''

====Intro====
:Where in the world is my candy?

====Fun Size Butterfinger====
:Oh, a "fun size" candy bar? Tell me this: what's fun about eating less candy? Maybe if you gave me an entire bag of them it would be fun. The only fun I'm going to have with this thing is smearing it all over your door when I leave. ''{If you choose this, the door is smeared with the Butterfinger when Strong Sad shows up.}''

====Marshmallow Bunny====
:Why you lazy crap for crap! All you've got is old freakin' Easter candy? This thing's rock hard, man! Well, you just made it onto my "People I gotta egg today" list. ''{He shows you the list:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#FFFF99;color:#000;width:25%">
People to egg 
(in no particular order) 
 
ronnie pudding 
 
king of town 
 
kewpie dan 
 
homestar 
 
you lazy crap for crap
</blockquote>

====Apple====
:What is ''this'' crap?!? What are you, a dentist? Or a hippie? Or some kind of ''hippie dentist''?

=== Strong Sad ===
''{Knocks softly.}''

====Intro====
:Trick or treat, I guess.

====Necco candy wafers====
:Oh, Necco Wafers. These remind me of when I used to eat the colored chalk when I was in school. I was sick for a year and nearly died...

====Baking Chocolate====
:''{a bit surprised and bounces slightly}'' Oh! Baking Chocolate! I used to eat this stuff when there was no chocolate in the house. And now, it's my only friend.

====Campbell's Soup====
:Oh. While I do appreciate the relevance of this, given my costume, I was kind of hoping for something that I wouldn't have to prepare. You know, like Necco Wafers or baking chocolate...

=== Bubs ===
''{Knocks "[[New Boots|Hip Hop Dance]]"}''

====Intro====
:''{singing}'' Please, baby please, baby baby baby ''please''! Gimme some candy!

====Mallo Cup====
:''{singing}'' I got a shallow gup and a crallow nup, somebody give me dat Mallow Cup.

====Dum-Dums====
:Oh! ''{singing}'' I'm such a big dum-diddy-dum-diddy-diddy-diddy-dum-dum...ie.

====Bazooka Gum====
:I never understand the comics that come in this bubble gum. I mean, the first frame is some guy saying,''{he unfolds the comic and shows it to you}'' "Look out, the sky is falling!" And the second frame is some guy getting hit on the head with a rock ''{he unfolds the comic and shows it to you again. The second frame is captioned "Fortune: The rock hit the guy in the sweater"}''. And I'm sitting there going, "What the heck just happened?", and before I know it, I swallowed my bubble gum!

=== Homestar Runner ===
''{Homestar continually knocks until you answer.}''

====Intro====
:''{singing}'' Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat...

====Smarties====
:All right, Smarties! Marzipan said to eat lots of these this year. I'm not really sure why she said that though. ''{Crickets chirp, record scratches when Homestar breaks the silence.}'' Umm... trick or treat!

====Circus Peanuts====
:''{Dances and "doots" ''[[Wikipedia:Entrance of the Gladiators|Entrance of the Gladiators]]'' (known to most as a circus theme). You close the door, but Homestar rings the doorbell, and when you answer, he is still dancing and singing.}''

====Handful of Change====
:''{sounding slightly disappointed}'' Oh... a handful of change. I guess I can use this to go, um, buy some candy. So... thank you for adding a step to my Halloween process.

== Later that Night... ==

"'''Vote for your favorite costume!!'''" is written at the top. Everybody is standing around in his or her costume. Run your cursor over each to see a caption (shown here in parentheses after the character's name). If you click on one to vote for, an email is started to ween@homestarrunner.com, with a different subject line and text for each character:

*The Poopsmith (Lazer Tag):
**Subject: Teddy Poopspin
**Text: I Choose YOU, Poopachu

*The King of Town (Hagar The Horrible):
**Subject: King of Town, Now Sit Down
**Text: I Choose YOU, Kingachu

*Strong Mad (The Fridge):
**Subject: Strong Madden Football 99
**Text: I Choose YOU, Strong Madchu

*Coach Z (Humpty Hump):
**Subject: 1 2 3 Coach Z
**Text: I Choose YOU, Coach Zchu

*Pom Pom (Michael Moore):
**Subject: Pom Pom for Prez
**Text: I Choose YOU, Pom Pomchu

*Bubs (Mars Blackman):
**Subject: Bubs has got it goin ON
**Text: I Choose YOU, Bubsachu

*Strong Bad (Carmen San Diego):
**Subject: Why do you keep dressing up as girls
**Text: I Choose YOU, Strong Badchu

*The Cheat (Punchy):
**Subject: How bout a nice Hawaiian Cheat
**Text: I Choose YOU, Cheatachu

*Homestar Runner (The Greatest American Hero):
**Subject: Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner
**Text: I Choose YOU, Homestarchu

*Homsar (Wimpy):
**Subject: Homsar Salad Sandwich
**Text: I Choose YOU, Homsarchu

*Marzipan (Joey Ramone):
**Subject: Marzipan is a Laugh Riot Grrl
**Text: I Choose YOU, Marzychu

*Strong Sad (Andy Warhol):
**Subject: A vote for Strong Sad is a vote for America
**Text: I Choose YOU, Strong Sadchu

=== The Discussion ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I really like your costume. The Spanish Inquisition? That's great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, for the last time, I'm not The Spanish Inquisition, I'm not Cab Calloway, and I'm not Strong Bad wearing a yellow turtleneck! I'm Carmen freakin' Sandiego!!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like Cab Calloway.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Poopsmith, that's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're ''Lazer Tag''? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product or is it more abstract than that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer Tag? Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a ''girl'' two years in a row.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh ho ho ho, you asked for it, King.

''{Strong Mad punches The King of Town}''

'''BUBS:''' Did any of you guys go to that house that was givin' out change? I changed my costume and went back ten times. I made 35 dollars!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you guys go to that house where they let you into this big room and there's all these people wearing black hoods and they ask you these questions about life and existence and if you answer them wrong you get eternal damnation, but if you answer them right you get a Twizzler?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... no.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No.

'''COACH Z:''' Nope.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No.

'''BUBS:''' Nope.

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.

'''STRONG MAD:''' NO.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Never mind.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year.

'''COACH Z:''' Say, Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove! A doo'rear, a doo'ri, a doo'rear, a doo'ri! ''{Grooves around a little}''

''{Pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Have they voted yet? I really have to pee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and the Poopsmith's not smelling any rosier, either.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, oh! I've got an idea! Let's totally freak 'em out. ''Let's repeat the stuff we just saaaaid!''

''{loops back to the start of the discussion}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*When Pom Pom and the Poopsmith knock at your door, move the pumpkin that's sitting on your porch onto them to unlock Homsar (transcription [[#Homsar|above]]). Homsar will only appear in the final scene if you unlock him, though he doesn't say anything.
*When Strong Bad's egging list is up, click on "[[kewpie dan]]" to see a sketch of him. (Note: although this egg appears to be glitched, it was intended to open [[HR:kewpiedan.html|this page]] in a new window.)
*In the final scene when all of the characters are talking, you can roll over the skull, pumpkin and moon to see funny captions.
**Skull: Get offa me!
**Pumpkin: No costume. Just a pumpkin.
**Moon: Just pick a freakin' character already!

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*The length of this toon was originally listed as "?:??" on the Toons page, and now as 4 minutes.
**This is because you could sit there for hours on end doing ''no'' commands, and the length would be longer than 240 seconds.
*Marzipan's costume has a small hole in it and you can see her pink flesh beneath, giving further credence to the theory that her body is actually skirt-shaped.
*Originally Coach Z's intro rap was: "Doot-doo-doot-doo, and I think I'll make ya fall right down on your face, but first let me introduce myself. My name is Hoodsey. Pronounced with an 'oodsey.'"
*This is the first instance of [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]].
*The Bazooka Joe comic you see when you give Bubs Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum originally came from an idea The Brothers Chaps thought up for a possible weekly feature. It was never released until they showed it at the [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|March 1st, 2005 NYU Talk]].
*This is the first toon to feature all the [[Characters#Main characters|main characters]].

===Remarks===
[[Image:weirdedoutthecheat.PNG|thumb|Weirded out.]]
*Giving The Cheat and Strong Mad [[Wikipedia:Pop Rocks|pop rocks]] shows you a rare glimpse of The Cheat's mouth open without his teeth being visible.
*Bubs's comment about the house that was giving out change is interesting; he went back ten times (making a total of 11 trips) and made $35, implying that the inhabitant was giving out a surprisingly generous $3.18 per trick-or-treater, on average.
*The only candy that shows up twice is the Fun Size [[Wikipedia:Butterfinger|Butterfinger]].
*Clicking "Back" takes you to [[Main Page 7]], the Halloween Main Page.
*Strong Bad is seen during the King of Town's segment as well as in Marzipan's reaction to steak, but he is not in costume in either one.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] didn't use the current style of animation on Strong Bad (his shadowed eyes), even though they used it in an earlier toon, [[A Mother's Day Message]].
*When The King of Town appears, Strong Bad has the new diamond but older eyes (he also has this design if you give the steak to Marzipan as her treat; he has it when he sneaks more steaks into her bag), and when he comes to the door, he is in his older style.
*All of the King of Town's treat options involve butter somewhere.
*In the beginning, when the shadows of the things are being thrown at the shadow of the tree, the two shadows overlap and make a darker shadow.
*Strong Sad mentioned a house in which you get a [[Twizzlers|Twizzler]] if you answer a question correctly, but according to [[fan club]], he can't eat Twizzlers.

===Goofs===
*In the final scene where all of the characters are talking, Strong Bad's caption is misspelled: it should read "[[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]]", not "Carmen San Diego".
**Bubs's caption is also misspelled as "Mars Blackman" instead of "Mars Blackmon".
*When Homestar says, "We're coming to your house to trick or treat!", the bottom outline on his cap moves.
*When Strong Bad smears the Butterfinger bar on the door and Strong Sad shows up, the melted chocolate on the door disappears when the choices of candy show up.
*Just after Homestar says "Let's repeat the stuff that we just saaaaid!", Strong Bad's mouth opens a little wider.

===Glitches===
*The light switch can be moved up and down, but it doesn't do anything. You can flip the switch even while the door is opened, and if you leave the light switch down, it will automatically go back up when the next person knocks.
*When viewed in [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Firefox]], there are weird sounds related to the door opening and closing. They are always at the same place.
*After Strong Bad says, "Open the freakin' door!" we can hear the sound of the door opening.
*After Bubs says, "Gimme some candy!", the outline under his mouth nearly vanishes, and the shading of his 'MARS' chain also changes.
*When Homestar is introducing the toon, the line between his head and hat and his eyes seem to move very slightly up and down.

===Inside References===
*The following are all references from the previous year's Halloween toon, [[Homestarloween Party]]:
**The music that plays when Homestar rises up at the start is the same one used when it was time for "Scary Flashlight Ghost Storytelling With a Flashlight".
**Stuffing the pumpkin into the Poopsmith's mouth is a reference to when he was seen bobbing for pumpkins and holding them in his mouth.
**Marzipan noting at the end that "I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year" refers to the fact that he had been uninvited by Marzipan the previous year.
**The King of Town's comment on Strong Bad dressing up as a girl for two years in a row refers to the previous Halloween toon where Strong Bad dressed up as [[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]].
***For two years in a row, Strong Bad also dressed up as girls named Carmen.

*Bubs's line when you give him the [[Wikipedia:Dum Dum Pop|Dum-Dum Pop]] is a reference to [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
*Strong Mad attempted almost the same prank greeting as in this toon on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]].
*Coach Z's rap is a reference to [[alcohol]].

===Real-World References===
*Coach Z raps a couple lines from [[Wikipedia:Digital Underground|Digital Underground's]] biggest hit song, "The Humpty Dance," substituting his own name for Humpty Hump's. The drink he mentions, [[Wikipedia:Hennessy|Hennessy]], is a brand of cognac, or brandy. Another line is used at the voting screen when Coach Z tells Pom Pom to "check out this bass groove right here."
*The joke involving The Cheat consuming Pop Rocks and soda is a reference to [http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/poprocks.htm an urban legend] that states that Mikey, the [[Wikipedia:Life (cereal)|Life cereal]] mascot, died when consuming Pop Rocks and soda caused his stomach to explode.
*When you drag the pumpkin onto Pom Pom and the Poopsmith, the music that is played is from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda series|''Legend of Zelda'' games]], usually when you unlock something (like blowing up a wall with a bomb, thus creating a door). The particular sound music they use in the toon is from "[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]", as you can hear the dungeon music after the sound plays.
*Ronnie Pudding, the first name on Strong Bad's list of houses to egg, is the name of [[Wikipedia:Spinal Tap|Spinal Tap's]] first bassist.
*Strong Bad greets you with "Where in the world is my candy?", a reference to the computer game and TV show "[[Wikipedia:List of Carmen Sandiego products#Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?|Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?]]" from which his costume comes.
*Strong Sad's comment on receiving the [[Wikipedia:Campbell Soup Company|Campbell's soup]] is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Andy Warhol|Andy Warhol's]] (whom Strong Sad is dressed as) series of paintings ''Campbell's Soup''.
*"Please baby, please baby, baby baby please" is a reference to Mars Blackmon's (whom Bubs is dressed up as) exact same line in [[imdb:tt0091939|She's Gotta Have It]].
*The skull's line at the end when you hold the mouse pointer over it ("Get offa me") is a quote from Murray, the Demonic Talking Skull from the [[Wikipedia:Monkey Island|''Monkey Island'']] games.
*Homsar's greeting is a play on [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy's]] famous line "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
*Marzipan's intro is "Hey, ho! Let's go!" from [[Wikipedia:The Ramones|The Ramones']] 1976 hit, "Blitzkrieg Bop". This was also a reference/tribute to Joey's death earlier in 2001.
*Homestar's greeting is sung to the tune of (and is a play on) the theme song to the TV show [[Wikipedia:The Greatest American Hero|The Greatest American Hero]].
*[[Wikipedia:Cab Calloway|Cab Calloway]] was a famous jazz bandleader and singer whose career spanned many years.
*Homestar saying Strong Bad's costume is the "[[Wikipedia:Spanish Inquisition|Spanish Inquisition]]" is a reference to a [[Monty Python]] [[Wikipedia:The Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)|sketch of the same name]] in which [[Wikipedia:Michael Palin|Michael Palin]], [[Wikipedia:Terry Jones|Terry Jones]], and [[Wikipedia:Terry Gilliam|Terry Gilliam]] were dressed in similar costumes.
*The Poopsmith holding up a sign due to his inability to talk (or his vow of silence) is reminiscent of Wile E. Coyote of [[Wikipedia:Looney Tunes|Looney Tunes]] fame.
* The "I choose YOU, <insert character name here>chu" is an obvious reference to the show "[[Wikipedia:Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]," where one character, [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum|Ash]], has a similar famous line, "I choose YOU, [[Pikachu]]!"
* The subject line of the email when the Poopsmith is chosen for best costume, Teddy Poopspin, references [[Wikipedia:Teddy Ruxpin|Teddy Ruxpin]], a popular toy from the '80s made by Worlds of Wonder, the same company that made Lazer Tag.
* If you choose the King of Town for best costume, the subject line of the email is "King of Town, Now Sit Down." This is a reference to Sierra Online's [[Wikipedia: Quest for Glory|Quest for Glory]] (aka Hero's Quest), where the phrase "Hut of brown, now sit down" was used to gain access to Baba Yaga's magic hut.
* If you choose Strong Sad for best costume, the subject line of the email is "A vote for Strong Sad is a vote for America." This is a reference to 1984 Presidential Candidate Walter Mondale's Campaign slogan, which was "A vote for Walter Mondale is a vote for America." Mondale lost the election to Ronald Reagan in a landslide, winning only his home state (Minnesota) and the District of Columbia.
* If you choose Marzipan for best costume, the subject is a play on the [[Wikipedia:Riot Grrrl|Riot Grrrl]] music scene.
* Giving Strong Mad and The Cheat the rocks may be a reference to the only Halloween treat Charlie Brown receives in ''[[Wikipedia:It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown|It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown]]''.

*When Coach Z mentions "36 Chambers," it is a reference to the Wu-Tang Clan Album "Enter The Wu-Tang" also known as the 36 Chambers
*The "D" on the baseball cap worn by Pom Pom as part of his Michael Moore costume is the insignia for the [[Wikipedia:Detroit Tigers|Detroit Tigers]].

===Fast Forward===
*"Cheatachu" later became The Cheat's screen name in [[i she be]] and [[marzipan]].
*The music that was used as Homestar was rising would later be used in the Strong Bad Email [[theme park]] as background music for "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spooktacular".
*"Your house" was later reused in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] where you could, once again, choose Coach Z's and Bubs's treats (and Stinkoman's, too).
*The phrase "Get offa me!" would later be said by a [[sticky note]] in the email [[vacation]].
*This toon started the [[Bubslegum Comics]].
*The jingle that Homsar sings when given candy sounds strangely like the jingle for [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]], in [[candy product]]
*The 2005 Halloween toon, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], is also done in the style of a decision-making game, just like this Halloween toon.
*The result of the voting contest was finally revealed, 5 years after the toon's release, in [[Halloween Awards Show]].
*Bubs's door-knocking rhythm would become the same rhythm as used in Hip Hop Dance from [[New Boots]].
*The Cheat again fully opens his mouth in [[rough copy]].

== DVD Version ==
*The title and opening credits scene has been moved to after the first scene.
*Homestar does not ask the viewer to drag the treats on top of them.
*The doors open on their own.
*Coach Z no longer says "George Foreman?" when given the Jujyfruits.
*The "unlocking" sound for Homsar is higher-pitched and cleaner. It is also much different than on the website.
*Homsar's lines for the shaving cream and wrench are inexplicably switched.
*Homsar's song about the black and orange taffy is more complete.
*Homsar appears in the ending whether he was unlocked or not.
*Marzipan adds "What's wrong with girls?" after Strong Mad punches The King of Town.
*Marzipan says "No" to Strong Sad's question just before Strong Sad replies.
*The sentence "Vote for your favorite costume!!" at the end is missing and Homestar does not ask if the viewer has voted yet.
*As Homestar starts the repetition of the end scene, the scene fades out and the toon ends. Specifically, it completely fades out as Homestar says, "The Spanish Inquisition?"
*If you wait too long without making a choice when Pom Pom and The Poopsmith are at the door, the Homsar scene is automatically unlocked.
**However, as a result, just like on the website, the pumpkin goes into the Poopsmith's mouth and you forgo the opportunity to give them a real treat.
*You no longer have the opportunity to see who is dressed up as who at the end, like you can on the website.
*When the toon is played in "Play All", the treats are automatically picked for you. Also, Homsar is automatically unlocked. The treats automatically picked are:
**'''Coach Z''': Boston Baked Beans
**'''The King of Town''': Stick of Butter
**'''The Cheat and Strong Mad''': Pop Rocks
**'''Marzipan''': Rice Cakes
**'''The Poopsmith and Pom Pom''': Chick-O-Stick
**'''Homsar''': Black and Orange Taffy
**'''Strong Bad''': Fun Size Butterfinger
**'''Strong Sad''': Baking Chocolate
**'''Bubs''': Mallo Cup
**'''Homestar Runner''': Circus Peanuts

== See also ==
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:halloween2001.html|watch "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"]]
*[[HR:halloween2001.swf|view the Flash file for "The House That Gave Sucky Treats"]]

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Talk:Crackotage

2008-08-25T07:26:58Z

Pdedecker: /**/Krusty the Clown

== Parodies ==

It is clear Crackotage is the target of many 80s cartoon parodies. One that is not mentioned in this page, but is mentioned [[Shopping_for_Danger | elsewhere]] is that he is an allusion to Blaster from the Transformers cartoon.

Also, these allusions are plentyful enough that they merit they own 'category' or at least should be grouped together in a nicer way.

--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 01:13, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

:I think he also sounds like one of the cats in the later Heathcliff-cartoon who also spoke in rhyme.
The cat's name was Wordsworth, he had headphones (like Crackotage) and rollerskates.--[[User:Slackerboy|Slackerboy]] 16:46, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

The article lists Crackotage as sounding like Jazz from "The Transformers", but if anything it's more like Warpath, the tank. Even his habit of laughing at the end of sentences is like Warpath's tendency to yell onamatopea like 'blam' after speaking. Warpath's probably a more apt allusion, too, given the Commandos' military feel. Just a thought. [[User:Klarsh|Klarsh]] 00:01, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

== The plane he flies ==

The plane he flies in the toon is a F-14, I want to include that fact in his article, but I cannot decide the right wording. Can anyone help? - [[User:RPharazon|RPharazon]] 02:05, 10 October 2005 (UTC)

You can change the line that says "flies to that plane" to "flies a plane that is possibly an F-14" or something like that.[[User:68.70.103.164|68.70.103.164]] 02:07, 10 October 2005 (UTC) (Sorry that was me).[[User:SparkPlug|SparkPlug]] 02:07, 10 October 2005 (UTC)

:I don't know enough to prove it's an F-14 myself, but I trust you know what you're talking about. I had the same thought as SparkPlug, but then it occurred to me that that might imply he never flew any ''other'' plane, which we don't know. The best way would probably to go straight to [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] and edit the transcript; right before his appearance insert "F-14" into "There is a fighter jet..." &mdash[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 02:15, 10 October 2005 (UTC)

In the GI*Joe Universe, the F-14 was marketed and appeared as the "Sky Striker" flown by Ace. The toy vehicle came packaged with the Ace figure included.--[[User:Slackerboy|Slackerboy]] 16:45, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

== Recycling the Voice ==

Would it be too much to keep a list of people like the Dartmouth announcer, Original Bubs, and the Ill Cartographer/Gardenboy announcer, who sound like Crackotage? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 16:39, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

== Krusty the Clown ==

Crackotage's laugh resembles Krusty's laugh (the clown from The Simpsons). Is that worth mentioning in the article? --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 07:26, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Happy Dethemberween

2008-08-18T10:54:54Z

Pdedecker: /* Inside References */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|dethemberween|Toikey TV|Trogday 08}}
[[Image:Strong bad dream.png|thumb|"He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true."]]

The true meaning of [[Decemberween]] is... the Thnikkaman?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf#brundo|Brundo the Decemberween Yak]], [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf#elf|an Elf]], [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf#sheriff|a Sheriff]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}/[[The Thnikkaman]], {{film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Field]], [[The Office]], [[The Brick Wall]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, December 17, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:51

'''Page Title:''' Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf

==Transcript==
''{Front view of the downstairs TV, a Christmas special plays on the TV. The characters appear to be made of felt, and the trees are holiday snack cakes. We see Brundo as tears fall from his eyes.}''

'''BRUNDO:''' ''{dejected}'' Oh, I lost all my magics.

'''ELF:''' Don't you see? The magic of Decemberween is inside everyone!

''{The TV cuts to a shot of a Sheriff, with Brundo and the Elf visible in the background.}''

'''SHERIFF:''' And so they returned the sword of St. Olaf to its rightful owner, and discovered the true meaning of Decemberween. Buh-buh-buh-buh-bye, kids!

''{Sheriff exits the scene, cut to a blue screen with snowflakes on it, as "The End!" appears on the screen.}''

''{Cut to a view of [[The Couch]], with every main character (except Homsar and Bubs) sitting on or around it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Can someone please explain again what a mystical sword has to do with Decemberween?

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar sitting on the floor.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You heard that nasty ol' puppet! The magic of Decemberween is inside all of us!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, sitting on the couch with Strong Sad behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, that's not what Decemberween's all about!

'''STRONG SAD:''' And I suppose ''you're'' gonna to tell us—

''{Cut back to the view of the whole couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll tell you what Decemberween is all about! 
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' ... what Decemberween is all about.

''{Strong Bad begins singing, accompanied by music, doing hand motions as he sings.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' It happens each Decemberween though some would say it doesn't. The best thing that you've ever seen, even better than your hot cousin!

''{Music stops.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{talking normally}'' Better than Deborah?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking normally}'' Oh, maybe not better than Deborah. ''{slower and more sultry}'' Ooh, Deborah.

''{Music continues.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm talking about a magic man, who defies the laws of physics. He turns Decemberween into ''DeTHember''ween!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Tell us, man, who is it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true. No, there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin', when he says "Shut up" to you.

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{speaking normally}'' Yeah, shut up, kid!

'''STRONG BAD:''' When the sun goes down, he creeps into town, and borrows your hedge clippers. And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, he puts blank media in your slippers!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{talking normally}'' It was 8-Tracks in my day!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sometimes he'll cold call random kids with discount travel packages!

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{speaking unintelligibly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking}'' Las Vegas? For 20 dollars a night? Thanks, Dethemberween Thnikkaman!

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{faintly and muffled}'' Yeah, shut up kid!

'''SHERIFF:''' Yes, he's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman. Flying through the night in an unmarked van. You never know what he'll bring us when you hear those high-pitched singers!

'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes the Dethemberween Thnikkaman!

'''STRONG BAD:''' One, two, three!

'''ALL CHARACTERS:''' ''{singing}'' He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, oh, and he'll make your dreams come true! ''{Strong Mad sings only "Dethemberween", "make", "dreams", and "true".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do-Do-La-Do-Do-Do-Doo!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' There ain't no ceilin' on that holiday feelin',

'''ALL CHARACTERS:''' When he says "Shut up" to you!

''{Music ends. The Thnikkaman is seen flying across the sky in his van.}''

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{his voice echoes}'' Yeah, shut up! To one and all o' dang y'all!

''{These words appear in the night sky, written in stars. They sparkle and fade. Pan downward to the main cast behind the brick wall.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, just so we're all on the same page here, we are just talking about Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, right?... You guys?... Bubs?... Paper tape?... Anybody?...

''{With one final note, the words "yeah, shut up! to one and all o' dang y'all!" reappear in the sky, written in stars. The word "back" is written in cursive in the lower left corner.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on "dang" to play on the Homsar chimes.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Cold calling|Cold calling]] is the practice of making sales calls to potential customers who were not expecting one.
*<math>\mbox{DVD}\pm\div\sqrt{~~}~\mbox{RW}</math> is a play on [[Wikipedia:DVD±RW|DVD±RW]], a shorthand term for a DVD burner that handles both common types of recordable media.

===Trivia===
*The [[Telebision]] has been updated from its previous appearance.
*This is the first Decemberween toon not to have a title card.

===Remarks===
*The trees in the scenery of the television show are Little Debbie [http://www.littledebbie.com/products/ChristmasCakes.asp Christmas Tree Cakes].
*In the Easter egg, The Homsar chimes play G, F, E, and D from left to right, which correspond to the tonal 5, 4, 3, and 2 in the key of the toon's song. However, during the toon they play D/F—one chime somehow plays two pitches—G, A, and B.
*The brass run played while the [[Wikipedia:Horn (instrument)|horn]] (French horn) appears on-screen is near the extreme low end of the instrument's range.
*There is a [[Wikipedia:treble clef|treble clef]] hidden in the horn's tubing.
*This marks the first time any character has identified The Thnikkaman as Bubs. It had been a running gag since his first appearance to wonder about his true identity.
*The Dethemberween Thnikkaman's "unmarked van" is very clearly marked with his signature "tH" symbol on the side.
*Near the beginning, Strong Sad's eyes seem further apart than usual.
*When Strong Bad answers the Thnikkaman's phone call he reaches underneath his desk to answer, making one assume he keeps his phone on the floor, as Strong Bad's desk has no drawers. The phone could have been pulled out of [[hammerspace]].
*In order to put his arm around the snow Thnikkaman, Strong Bad's reach is far longer then what his normal arm length is.
*When the cartoon cuts to the scene with the sheriff, The Thnikkaman's unmarked van does not appear to have anyone driving it; the steering wheel and stars are clearly visible through the window, though neither The Thnikkaman nor any other driver is seen. This is seen easily if you zoom in.
*All snowflakes, including those on Strong Mad's sweater, are four/eight-sided, rather than the usual six.
*When the sticky note of "th" appears over [[Decemberween]], the shadow doesn't show that the sticky note was put on.

===Goofs===
[[Image:DethemberweenShadesGoof.png|thumb|Yeah, Shut up, uncompleted shades!]]
*The right bow of The Thnikkaman's [[cool shades]] is missing when The Thnikkaman first says, "Yeah, shut up, kid!"

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the toon was first released, clicking on "dang" just replayed the toon from the beginning.

===Inside References===
*When the Dethemberween Thnikkaman is making his calls, there's a [[sticky note]] on the cubicle wall that says "locate [[toilet]]".
*The same call center also popped up in [[isp]] when Strong Bad called tech support.
*One of the travel advertisements is for [[Scalding Lake]].
*Strong Bad's lab coat is from [[technology]].
*The Thnikkaman's [[Baloney Sammich Truck|flying bologna van]] is actually the same van that Bubs himself used in [[Weclome Back]].
*Strong Mad is wearing the same sweater as from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*At one point, The King of Town, Strong Sad, Homestar, and Coach Z all appear from behind Strong Mad, similar to how The Cheat, Homestar, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z all appear from behind Strong Bad in [[Some Stupid Turkey]].
*[[Senor Cardgage]] was previously mentioned to drive an unmarked van in [[Fan Costumes '06]].
*The Thnikkaman's pose when he is skating is the same one as Bubs' "[[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-01-18|Zzzzziiiiiiiip!]]" pose when he stands on one foot on the conveyor belt in [[the chair]].
*The name "Deborah" was previously mentioned in [[senior prom]].
*[[The VCR]] blinks [[12:00]] atop the TV.
*This is a rare case of Homestar picking something up ahead of everyone else, suggesting Homestar has looped around to saying something intelligent as referred to in the email [[4 branches]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Olaf II of Norway|Saint Olaf]] is a real-life saint after whom towns, colleges, and many other things have been named.
*The [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf|TV special]] at the beginning is a parody of the numerous [[stop motion]] Christmas specials produced by [[Wikipedia:Rankin/Bass|Rankin/Bass]] such as 1964's ''[[Wikipedia:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (TV special)|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]]''. Specifically, Brundo's line about losing his "magics" is a reference to the Winter Warlock in ''[[Wikipedia:Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (TV special)|Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town]]''.
*The Sheriff's voice appears to be based on that of [[Wikipedia:Bing Crosby|Bing Crosby]], who popularized the song "[[Wikipedia:White Christmas (song)|White Christmas]]".
*The Dethemberween Thnikkaman's cry of "Yeah, shut up! To one and all o' dang y'all!" is a parody of Santa's final line in [[Wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|The Night Before Christmas]]: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"


== See Also ==
*The [[Happy Dethemberween Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the song.

==External Links==
*[[HR:dethemberween.html|Watch "Happy Dethemberween"]]
*[[HR:dethemberween.swf|View the Flash file for "Happy Dethemberween"]]
*[[Forum:13151|Forum thread re: Happy Dethemberween]]

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Subtitles:sbemail155/nl

2008-06-24T12:07:05Z

Pdedecker: Failed to notice a subtle Strong Bad word play

{{fixtranslation}}
{{subtitles|theme song}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="nl" file="sbemail155.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="17" end="79" speaker="sfx">Strong Bad zingt</line>
<line start="89" end="142" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Super Bad, ik vind het stom dat je show geen eigen liedje heeft."</line>
<line start="143" end="188" speaker="strongbad">"Als je show dat wel zou hebben, zou die veel cooler zijn."</line>
<line start="189" end="238" speaker="strongbad">"Jonathan Shaheeeeen! On-ta-rie-joo, Ca-na-da."</line>

<line start="239" end="270" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hij komt uit Canada.</line>

<line start="273" end="289" speaker="strongbad">Beste Jonathan,</line>
<line start="291" end="341" speaker="strongbad">Ik vind het stom dat je gezicht niet geen puisten heeft.</line>
<line start="343" end="394" speaker="strongbad">Als het wel geen puisten had, dan zou jij een stuk cooler zijn.</line>
<line start="404" end="439" speaker="strongbad">Kijk, je hebt er geen idee van waar je het over hebt, Shaheeeeeeeen!</line>
<line start="443" end="492" speaker="strongbad">Muziek is gewoon een excuus om een kortere show te maken.</line>
<line start="495" end="551" speaker="strongbad">Ik ben er zeker van dat ik drie keer zoveel kijkers zou hebben als ik zo'n stom liedje had</line>

<line start="552" end="598" speaker="strongbad"><strongbad>die toch alleen maar gemaakt zijn om tijd te rekken.</strongbad><sfx>cartoon-achtige muziek</sfx></line>
<line start="600" end="626" speaker="singers">Strong Bad is een worstelaar,</line>
<line start="627" end="657" speaker="singers">Hij is de e-mailcontrolerendste man van het land.</line>
<line start="660" end="686" speaker="singers">Hij controleert echte e-mails van het net,</line>
<line start="690" end="720" speaker="singers">Hij heeft twee broers en De Cheat, zijn huisdier.</line>
<line start="721" end="739" speaker="singers">De Cheat, zijn huisdier!</line>
<line start="749" end="778" speaker="singers">Er is niemand dommer dan Homestar Runner in</line>
<line start="780" end="817" speaker="singers">De Strong Bad E-mail Show!</line>
<line start="830" end="840" speaker="sfx">muziek eindigt</line>
<line start="851" end="882" speaker="strongbad">En de kijkcijfers zijn enorm gestegen.</line>
<line start="887" end="936" speaker="strongbad">En laten we de popballad-variant van het liedje niet vergeten.</line>

<line start="939" end="981" speaker="strongbad">Waarschijnlijk gezongen door iemand die Neville nadoet.</line>
<line start="986" end="1006" speaker="sfx">muziek</line>
<line start="1221" end="1270" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En natuurlijk wordt de eerste aflevering met de beste stukken nooit uitgezonden.</line>
<line start="1322" end="1398" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En wanneer je denkt dat de show eindelijk begint, is het tijd voor reclame!</line>
<line start="1408" end="1436" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Verdien jij niets met job?</line>
<line start="1440" end="1464" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Wil je twee keer zoveel verdienen?</line>
<line start="1470" end="1533" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Een online diploma is maar vier klikken van je verwijderd bij de CGNU online e-niversiteit.</line>
<line start="1539" end="1563" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Op de meeste universiteiten duurt het vier jaar voordat je afgestudeerd bent.</line>
<line start="1568" end="1607" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Bij CGNU is één jaar één klik.</line>
<line start="1620" end="1665" speaker="cardgage">Ik heb veertien diploma's behaald tijdens het lunchen.</line>
<line start="1667" end="1726" speaker="cardgage">Nu kan ik mensen wettelijk trouwen in de staat Kansattica.</line>
<line start="1730" end="1786" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Schrijf je nu in en maak deel uit van de e-niversiteit e-volutie e-daag.</line>
<line start="1790" end="1809" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Euh, ik bedoel: "vandaag".</line>

<line start="1817" end="1840" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Die laatste is niet zo goed gelukt.</line>
<line start="1845" end="1873" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">We zijn zo meteen terug met meer <cite>Strong Bad E-mails</cite>.</line>
<line start="1881" end="1899" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Wil jij je eigen arm afhakken?</line>
<line start="1903" end="1917" speaker="baldingman">Euh...</line>
<line start="1921" end="1926" speaker="sfx">ruis</line>
<line start="1928" end="1942" speaker="strongbad">Wees niet bang.</line>
<line start="1946" end="1995" speaker="strongbad">Wanneer je dacht dat je eindelijk nog een minuutje show zou kunnen zien...</line>
<line start="1999" end="2043" speaker="strongbad">... krijg je de jazz-achtige instrumentale versie te horen tijdens te aftiteling!</line>
<line start="2044" end="2067" speaker="sfx">muziek</line>
<line start="2073" end="2134" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En voor de weinige mensen die het liedje toch willen horen hebben we ook iets voorzien.</line>
<line start="2139" end="2165" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Straks op <cite>Drie is 4 Vanavond</cite>:</line>

<line start="2169" end="2228" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Zie hoe Mandy, Brandy, Andy en Scurge leren om medeleven te hebben met anderen.</line>

<line start="2232" end="2280" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Maar eerst: ze zijn klein, ze zijn fijn en houden allemaal van gein.</line>
<line start="2283" end="2298" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Het zijn de Cheat Commando's!</line>
<line start="2310" end="2328" speaker="strongbad">Zie je nu, Shaheeeeeeeen?</line>
<line start="2329" end="2393" speaker="strongbad">Eigenlijk vraag je mij nu om twee minuten van mijn korte e-mail show te vervangen</line>
<line start="2396" end="2453" speaker="strongbad">door reclame voor een show waar je al naar aan het kijken bent!</line>
<line start="2455" end="2510" speaker="strongbad">En trouwens, ik maak elke week een e-mailliedje voor jullie.</line>
<line start="2515" end="2539" speaker="strongbad">Ik verlaat jullie nu met het vertrouwde</line>
<line start="2543" end="2604" speaker="strongbad">'When Email Comes to Town, You Know, You Know, It's Like a Rainstorm... In Your Browser.'</line>
<line start="2610" end="2674" speaker="sfx">Strong Bad zingt</line>
<line start="2682" end="2698" speaker="sfx">Prrt!</line>
<line start="2735" end="2757" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Zo meteen op <cite>Powered By The Cheat</cite>:</line>
<line start="2760" end="2786" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Mad krijgt zijn eigen talkshow.</line>

<line start="2791" end="2830" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">En zijn eerste gast is Hilariteit!</line>
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<line start="81" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Een klein beetje e-mail. Wat jij-en-ik-mail.</line>
<line start="126" end="212" speaker="strongbad">"Wat is er nog geworden van het kruk geluid? Ik vond het best gaaf. Groetjes, macaroni van A tot Z"</line>
<line start="218" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Alfabetmacaroni! Het kruk geluid? Aah, je bedoelt het Krukgeluid. Deze kerel!</line>
<line start="306" end="354" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="356" end="430" speaker="strongbad">Aah, zo fijn! Maar dat is nog niet eens het echte Krukgeluid. Dit is zijn neef, Stoelpieper.</line>
<line start="437" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Nee, het echte Krukgeluid is al een tijd geleden uit elkaar gegaan. Ergens rond e-mail 84 werd ouwe Krukkie de nieuwe hype aan de andere kant van de wereld.</line>
<line start="548" end="585" speaker="strongbad">En toen begonnen de telefoontjes te komen.</line>
<line start="594" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Hallo? Wat? Ja, nee, ja.</line>
<line start="625" end="633" speaker="strongbad">Het is voor jou.</line>
<line start="640" end="649" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="651" end="700" speaker="strongbad">En voordat ik er erg in had, was ie-der-een alleen nog maar bezig met het Krukgeluid.</line>
<line start="703" end="746" speaker="coachz">Oké, ik heb er een Bubs-o. Wat doe ik na?</line>
<line start="750" end="798" speaker="coachz">Aaaaooooroomah! Eeeeeeoooowree!</line>
<line start="803" end="829" speaker="bubs">Moet dat het Krukgeluid voorstellen?</line>
<line start="833" end="902" speaker="coachz">Oh, oh, wacht! Ik neem een hogere toon. Waaay-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="907" end="943" speaker="bubs">Way-o, way-o? Ik zit in de kelder.</line>
<line start="947" end="991" speaker="coachz">Way-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="994" end="1037" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hou je vast aan de takken van de bomen, iedereen! Oh-oh, wat is dat?</line>
<line start="1041" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wij hebben het Krukgeluid overal in dit stukje gestopt!</line>
<line start="1085" end="1094" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1095" end="1109" speaker="sfx">gelach</line>
<line start="1110" end="1124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, dat was een liveversie!</line>
<line start="1129" end="1169" speaker="strongsad">Oh, jeetje. Het Krukgeluid was vroeger zo vet.</line>
<line start="1176" end="1240" speaker="homestar">En zoals altijd, in het midden, het Krukgeluid. Wat denk je, Krukkie?</line>
<line start="1249" end="1256" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1262" end="1269" speaker="sfx">applaus</line>
<line start="1270" end="1336" speaker="homestar">Dat is echt speciaal. Maar ik ben bang dat het juiste antwoord "way-o, way-o" was.</line>
<line start="1342" end="1374" speaker="homestar">Maar je krijgt wel deze leuke troostprijzen.</line>
<line start="1379" end="1397" speaker="announcer">Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</line>
<line start="1398" end="1438"><announcer>Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</announcer><voiceover>De Show - Stom Gezelschapspel</voiceover></line>
<line start="1443" end="1504" speaker="strongbad">Zelf de Cheat kon een graantje meepikken van de Krukcake met zijn indietronische remix.</line>
<line start="1567" end="1602" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="1618" end="1646" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1647" end="1661" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="1669" end="1699" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1700" end="1714" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie</line>
<line start="1715" end="1762" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En voor lang schoten een dozijn goedkope kopieën uit de grond.</line>
<line start="1773" end="1818" speaker="kingoftown">Hallo, Amerika! Dit is het Opstageluid!</line>
<line start="1840" end="1857" speaker="kingoftown">Boeee-oee!</line>
<line start="1862" end="1925" speaker="strongbad">En dan nu is hier onze favoriete stijl: de K'muitustoelgeluid!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1960" speaker="strongbad">Is het niet zo, de Teach?</line>
<line start="1967" end="2009" speaker="strongmad">BLAUWE SOK! BLAUWE SOK!</line>
<line start="2014" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">Heh heh. Dat was gewoon niet, ni-, iets.</line>
<line start="2054" end="2111" speaker="strongbad">Daarna kocht Krukkie een huis in de Alpen en nu snowboardt hij de hele dag.</line>
<line start="2117" end="2186" speaker="strongbad">Soms duikt hij hier en daar nog op in rare, of soms heel rare reclame.</line>
<line start="2191" end="2199" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2204" end="2218" speaker="announcer">Goedgekeurd door het Krukgeluid!</line>
<line start="2229" end="2245" speaker="strongsad">Stomme commercie.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Dus ik denk dat dat meer dan voldoende je vraag beantwoordt, Shoshoni Macaroni.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2346" speaker="homestar">Sorry meneer, mag ik een handtekening van u?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, je weet toch dat dat het Krukgeluid niet is. Het is zijn neef...</line>
<line start="2405" end="2494" speaker="homestar">Ja, Stoelpieper. Hij is het Krukgeluid van mijn generatie! Euh, kan je schrijven 'aan Lou Dobbs'?</line>
<line start="2497" end="2515" speaker="strongbad">Oké, ik ben hier weg.</line>
<line start="2517" end="2523" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2525" end="2599" speaker="homestar">Aah, daar heb je 'm! Het is zo fantastisch dromerig! Ooooh!</line>
<line start="2600" end="2607" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2719" end="2754" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2767" end="2798" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="2799" end="2815" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2822" end="2849" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2850" end="2868" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2873" end="2900" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2901" end="2918" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
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<line start="81" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Een klein beetje e-mail. Wat jij-en-ik-mail.</line>
<line start="126" end="212" speaker="strongbad">"Wat is er nog geworden van het kruk geluid? Ik vond het best gaaf. Groetjes, macaroni van A tot Z"</line>
<line start="218" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Alfabetmacaroni! Het kruk geluid? Aah, je bedoelt het Krukgeluid. Deze kerel!</line>
<line start="306" end="354" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="356" end="430" speaker="strongbad">Aah, zo fijn! Maar dat is nog niet eens het echte Krukgeluid. Dit is zijn neef, Stoelpieper.</line>
<line start="437" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Nee, het echte Krukgeluid is al een tijd geleden uit elkaar gegaan. Ergens rond e-mail 84 werd ouwe Krukkie de nieuwe hype aan de andere kant van de wereld.</line>
<line start="548" end="585" speaker="strongbad">En toen begonnen de telefoontjes te komen.</line>
<line start="594" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Hallo? Wat? Ja, nee, ja.</line>
<line start="625" end="633" speaker="strongbad">Het is voor jou.</line>
<line start="640" end="649" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="651" end="700" speaker="strongbad">En voordat ik er erg in had, was ie-der-een alleen nog maar bezig met het Krukgeluid.</line>
<line start="703" end="746" speaker="coachz">Oké, ik heb er een Bubs-o. Wat doe ik na?</line>
<line start="750" end="798" speaker="coachz">Aaaaooooroomah! Eeeeeeoooowree!</line>
<line start="803" end="829" speaker="bubs">Moet dat het Krukgeluid voorstellen?</line>
<line start="833" end="902" speaker="coachz">Oh, oh, wacht! Ik neem een hogere toon. Waaay-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="907" end="943" speaker="bubs">Way-o, way-o? Ik zit in de kelder.</line>
<line start="947" end="991" speaker="coachz">Way-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="994" end="1037" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hou je vast aan de takken van de bomen, iedereen! Oh-oh, wat is dat?</line>
<line start="1041" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wij hebben het Krukgeluid overal in dit stukje gestopt!</line>
<line start="1085" end="1094" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1095" end="1109" speaker="sfx">gelach</line>
<line start="1110" end="1124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, dat was een liveversie!</line>
<line start="1129" end="1169" speaker="strongsad">Oh, jeetje. Het Krukgeluid was vroeger zo vet.</line>
<line start="1176" end="1240" speaker="homestar">En zoals altijd, in het midden, het Krukgeluid. Wat denk je, Krukkie?</line>
<line start="1249" end="1256" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1262" end="1269" speaker="sfx">applaus</line>
<line start="1270" end="1336" speaker="homestar">Dat is echt speciaal. Maar ik ben bang dat het juiste antwoord "way-o, way-o" was.</line>
<line start="1342" end="1397" speaker="homestar">Maar je krijgt wel deze leuke troostprijzen.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1438" speaker="announcer">Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1438"><announcer>Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</announcer><voiceover>De Show - Stom Gezelschapspel</voiceover></line>
<line start="1443" end="1504" speaker="strongbad">Zelf de Cheat kon een graantje meepikken van de Krukcake met zijn indietronische remix.</line>
<line start="1567" end="1602" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="1618" end="1646" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1647" end="1661" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="1669" end="1699" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1700" end="1714" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie</line>
<line start="1715" end="1762" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En voor lang schoten een dozijn goedkope kopieën uit de grond.</line>
<line start="1773" end="1818" speaker="kingoftown">Hallo, Amerika! Dit is het Opstageluid!</line>
<line start="1840" end="1857" speaker="kingoftown">Boeee-oee!</line>
<line start="1862" end="1925" speaker="strongbad">En dan nu is hier onze favoriete stijl: de K'muitustoelgeluid!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1960" speaker="strongbad">Is het niet zo, de Teach?</line>
<line start="1967" end="2009" speaker="strongmad">BLAUWE SOK! BLAUWE SOK!</line>
<line start="2014" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">Heh heh. Dat was gewoon niet, ni-, iets.</line>
<line start="2054" end="2111" speaker="strongbad">Daarna kocht Krukkie een huis in de Alpen en nu snowboardt hij de hele dag.</line>
<line start="2117" end="2186" speaker="strongbad">Soms duikt hij hier en daar nog op in rare, of soms heel rare reclame.</line>
<line start="2191" end="2199" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2204" end="2218" speaker="announcer">Goedgekeurd door het Krukgeluid!</line>
<line start="2229" end="2245" speaker="strongsad">Stomme commercie.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Dus ik denk dat dat meer dan voldoende je vraag beantwoordt, Shoshoni Macaroni.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2346" speaker="homestar">Sorry meneer, mag ik een handtekening van u?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, je weet toch dat dat het Krukgeluid niet is. Het is zijn neef...</line>
<line start="2405" end="2494" speaker="homestar">Ja, Stoelpieper. Hij is het Krukgeluid van mijn generatie! Euh, kan je schrijven 'aan Lou Dobbs'?</line>
<line start="2497" end="2515" speaker="strongbad">Oké, ik ben hier weg.</line>
<line start="2517" end="2523" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2525" end="2599" speaker="homestar">Aah, daar heb je 'm! Het is zo fantastisch dromerig! Ooooh!</line>
<line start="2600" end="2607" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2719" end="2754" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2767" end="2798" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="2799" end="2815" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2822" end="2849" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2850" end="2868" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2873" end="2900" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2901" end="2918" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
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<line start="81" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Een klein beetje e-mail. Wat jij-en-ik-mail.</line>
<line start="126" end="212" speaker="strongbad">"Wat is er nog geworden van het kruk geluid? Ik vond het best gaaf. Groetjes, macaroni van A tot Z"</line>
<line start="218" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Alfabetmacaroni! Het kruk geluid? Aah, je bedoelt het Krukgeluid. Deze kerel!</line>
<line start="306" end="354" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="356" end="430" speaker="strongbad">Aah, zo fijn! Maar dat is nog niet eens het echte Krukgeluid. Dit is zijn neef, Stoelpieper.</line>
<line start="437" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Nee, het echte Krukgeluid is al een tijd geleden uit elkaar gegaan. Ergens rond e-mail 84 werd ouwe Krukkie de nieuwe hype aan de andere kant van de wereld.</line>
<line start="548" end="585" speaker="strongbad">En toen begonnen de telefoontjes te komen.</line>
<line start="594" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Hallo? Wat? Ja, nee, ja.</line>
<line start="625" end="633" speaker="strongbad">Het is voor jou.</line>
<line start="640" end="649" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="651" end="700" speaker="strongbad">En voordat ik er erg in had, was ie-der-een alleen nog maar bezig met het Krukgeluid.</line>
<line start="703" end="746" speaker="coachz">Oké, ik heb er een Bubs-o. Wat doe ik na?</line>
<line start="750" end="798" speaker="coachz">Aaaaooooroomah! Eeeeeeoooowree!</line>
<line start="803" end="829" speaker="bubs">Moet dat het Krukgeluid voorstellen?</line>
<line start="833" end="902" speaker="coachz">Oh, oh, wacht! Ik neem een hogere toon. Waaay-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="907" end="943" speaker="bubs">Way-o, way-o? Ik zit in de kelder.</line>
<line start="947" end="991" speaker="coachz">Way-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="994" end="1037" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hou je vast aan de takken van de bomen, iedereen! Oh-oh, wat is dat?</line>
<line start="1041" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wij hebben het Krukgeluid overal in dit stukje gestopt!</line>
<line start="1085" end="1094" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1095" end="1109" speaker="sfx">gelach</line>
<line start="1110" end="1124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, dat was een liveversie!</line>
<line start="1129" end="1169" speaker="strongsad">Oh, jeetje. Het Krukgeluid was vroeger zo vet.</line>
<line start="1176" end="1240" speaker="homestar">En zoals altijd, in het midden, het Krukgeluid. Wat denk je, Krukkie?</line>
<line start="1249" end="1256" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1262" end="1269" speaker="sfx">applaus</line>
<line start="1270" end="1336" speaker="homestar">Dat is echt speciaal. Maar ik ben bang dat het juiste antwoord "way-o, way-o" was.</line>
<line start="1342" end="1397" speaker="homestar">Maar je krijgt wel deze leuke troostprijzen.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1438" speaker="announcer">Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1438"><announcer>Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</announcer><voiceover>De Show - Stom Gezelschapspel</line>
<line start="1443" end="1504" speaker="strongbad">Zelf de Cheat kon een graantje meepikken van de Krukcake met zijn indietronische remix.</line>
<line start="1567" end="1602" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="1618" end="1646" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1647" end="1661" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="1669" end="1699" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1700" end="1714" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie</line>
<line start="1715" end="1762" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En voor lang schoten een dozijn goedkope kopieën uit de grond.</line>
<line start="1773" end="1818" speaker="kingoftown">Hallo, Amerika! Dit is het Opstageluid!</line>
<line start="1840" end="1857" speaker="kingoftown">Boeee-oee!</line>
<line start="1862" end="1925" speaker="strongbad">En dan nu is hier onze favoriete stijl: de K'muitustoelgeluid!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1960" speaker="strongbad">Is het niet zo, de Teach?</line>
<line start="1967" end="2009" speaker="strongmad">BLAUWE SOK! BLAUWE SOK!</line>
<line start="2014" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">Heh heh. Dat was gewoon niet, ni-, iets.</line>
<line start="2054" end="2111" speaker="strongbad">Daarna kocht Krukkie een huis in de Alpen en nu snowboardt hij de hele dag.</line>
<line start="2117" end="2186" speaker="strongbad">Soms duikt hij hier en daar nog op in rare, of soms heel rare reclame.</line>
<line start="2191" end="2199" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2204" end="2218" speaker="announcer">Goedgekeurd door het Krukgeluid!</line>
<line start="2229" end="2245" speaker="strongsad">Stomme commercie.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Dus ik denk dat dat meer dan voldoende je vraag beantwoordt, Shoshoni Macaroni.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2346" speaker="homestar">Sorry meneer, mag ik een handtekening van u?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, je weet toch dat dat het Krukgeluid niet is. Het is zijn neef...</line>
<line start="2405" end="2494" speaker="homestar">Ja, Stoelpieper. Hij is het Krukgeluid van mijn generatie! Euh, kan je schrijven 'aan Lou Dobbs'?</line>
<line start="2497" end="2515" speaker="strongbad">Oké, ik ben hier weg.</line>
<line start="2517" end="2523" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2525" end="2599" speaker="homestar">Aah, daar heb je 'm! Het is zo fantastisch dromerig! Ooooh!</line>
<line start="2600" end="2607" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2719" end="2754" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2767" end="2798" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="2799" end="2815" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2822" end="2849" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2850" end="2868" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2873" end="2900" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2901" end="2918" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
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<line start="81" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Een klein beetje e-mail. Wat jij-en-ik-mail.</line>
<line start="126" end="212" speaker="strongbad">"Wat is er nog geworden van het kruk geluid? Ik vond het best gaaf. Groetjes, macaroni van A tot Z"</line>
<line start="218" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Alfabetmacaroni! Het kruk geluid? Aah, je bedoelt het Krukgeluid. Deze kerel!</line>
<line start="306" end="354" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="356" end="430" speaker="strongbad">Aah, zo fijn! Maar dat is nog niet eens het echte Krukgeluid. Dit is zijn neef, Stoelpieper.</line>
<line start="437" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Nee, het echte Krukgeluid is al een tijd geleden uit elkaar gegaan. Ergens rond e-mail 84 werd ouwe Krukkie de nieuwe hype aan de andere kant van de wereld.</line>
<line start="548" end="585" speaker="strongbad">En toen begonnen de telefoontjes te komen.</line>
<line start="594" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Hallo? Wat? Ja, nee, ja.</line>
<line start="625" end="633" speaker="strongbad">Het is voor jou.</line>
<line start="640" end="649" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="651" end="700" speaker="strongbad">En voordat ik er erg in had, was ie-der-een alleen nog maar bezig met het Krukgeluid.</line>
<line start="703" end="746" speaker="coachz">Oké, ik heb er een Bubs-o. Wat doe ik na?</line>
<line start="750" end="798" speaker="coachz">Aaaaooooroomah! Eeeeeeoooowree!</line>
<line start="803" end="829" speaker="bubs">Moet dat het Krukgeluid voorstellen?</line>
<line start="833" end="902" speaker="coachz">Oh, oh, wacht! Ik neem een hogere toon. Waaay-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="907" end="943" speaker="bubs">Way-o, way-o? Ik zit in de kelder.</line>
<line start="947" end="991" speaker="coachz">Way-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="994" end="1037" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hou je vast aan de takken van de bomen, iedereen! Oh-oh, wat is dat?</line>
<line start="1041" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wij hebben het Krukgeluid overal in dit stukje gestopt!</line>
<line start="1085" end="1094" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1095" end="1109" speaker="sfx">gelach</line>
<line start="1110" end="1124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, dat was een liveversie!</line>
<line start="1129" end="1169" speaker="strongsad">Oh, jeetje. Het Krukgeluid was vroeger zo vet.</line>
<line start="1176" end="1240" speaker="homestar">En zoals altijd, in het midden, het Krukgeluid. Wat denk je, Krukkie?</line>
<line start="1249" end="1256" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1262" end="1269" speaker="sfx">applaus</line>
<line start="1270" end="1336" speaker="homestar">Dat is echt speciaal. Maar ik ben bang dat het juiste antwoord "way-o, way-o" was.</line>
<line start="1342" end="1397" speaker="homestar">Maar je krijgt wel deze leuke troostprijzen.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1438" speaker="announcer">Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1438"><announcer>Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</announcer><voiceover>De Show - Stom Gezelschapspel</line>
<line start="1443" end="1504" speaker="strongbad">Zelf de Cheat kon een graantje meepikken van de Krukcake met zijn indietronische remix.</line>
<line start="1567" end="1602" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="1618" end="1646" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1647" end="1661" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="1669" end="1699" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1700" end="1714" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie</line>
<line start="1715" end="1762" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En voor lang schoten een dozijn goedkope kopieën uit de grond.</line>
<line start="1773" end="1818" speaker="kingoftown">Hallo, Amerika! Dit is het Opstageluid!</line>
<line start="1840" end="1857" speaker="kingoftown">Boeee-oee!</line>
<line start="1862" end="1925" speaker="strongbad">En dan nu is hier onze favoriete stijl: de K'muitustoelgeluid!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1960" speaker="strongbad">Is het niet zo, de Teach?</line>
<line start="1967" end="2009" speaker="strongmad">BLAUWE SOK! BLAUWE SOK!</line>
<line start="2014" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">Heh heh. Dat was gewoon niet, ni-, iets.</line>
<line start="2054" end="2111" speaker="strongbad">Daarna kocht Krukkie een huis in de Alpen en nu snowboardt hij de hele dag.</line>
<line start="2117" end="2186" speaker="strongbad">Soms duikt hij hier en daar nog op in rare, of soms heel rare reclame.</line>
<line start="2191" end="2199" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2204" end="2218" speaker="announcer">Goedgekeurd door het Krukgeluid!</line>
<line start="2229" end="2245" speaker="strongsad">Stomme commercie.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Dus ik denk dat dat meer dan voldoende je vraag beantwoordt, Shoshoni Macaroni.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2346" speaker="homestar">Sorry meneer, mag ik een handtekening van u?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, je weet toch dat dat het Krukgeluid niet is. Het is zijn neef...</line>
<line start="2405" end="2494" speaker="homestar">Ja, Stoelpieper. Hij is het Krukgeluid van mijn generatie! Euh, kan je schrijven 'aan Lou Dobbs'?</line>
<line start="2497" end="2515" speaker="strongbad">Oké, ik ben hier weg.</line>
<line start="2517" end="2523" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2525" end="2599" speaker="homestar">Aah, daar heb je 'm! Het is zo fantastisch dromerig! Ooooh!</line>
<line start="2600" end="2607" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2719" end="2754" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2767" end="2798" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="2799" end="2815" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2822" end="2849" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2850" end="2868" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2873" end="2900" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2901" end="2918" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
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2008-04-27T07:09:50Z

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<line start="81" end="118" speaker="strongbad">Een klein beetje e-mail. Wat jij-en-ik-mail.</line>
<line start="126" end="212" speaker="strongbad">"Wat is er nog geworden van het kruk geluid? Ik vond het best gaaf. Groetjes, macaroni van A tot Z"</line>
<line start="218" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Alfabetmacaroni! Het kruk geluid? Aah, je bedoelt het Krukgeluid. Deze kerel!</line>
<line start="306" end="354" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="356" end="430" speaker="strongbad">Aah, zo fijn! Maar dat is nog niet eens het echte Krukgeluid. Dit is zijn neef, Stoelpieper.</line>
<line start="437" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Nee, het echte Krukgeluid is al een tijd geleden uit elkaar gegaan. Ergens rond e-mail 84 werd ouwe Krukkie de nieuwe hype aan de andere kant van de wereld.</line>
<line start="548" end="585" speaker="strongbad">En toen begonnen de telefoontjes te komen.</line>
<line start="594" end="622" speaker="strongbad">Hallo? Wat? Ja, nee, ja.</line>
<line start="625" end="633" speaker="strongbad">Het is voor jou.</line>
<line start="640" end="649" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="651" end="700" speaker="strongbad">En voordat ik er erg in had, was ie-der-een alleen nog maar bezig met het Krukgeluid.</line>
<line start="703" end="746" speaker="coachz">Oké, ik heb er een Bubs-o. Wat doe ik na?</line>
<line start="750" end="798" speaker="coachz">Aaaaooooroomah! Eeeeeeoooowree!</line>
<line start="803" end="829" speaker="bubs">Moet dat het Krukgeluid voorstellen?</line>
<line start="833" end="902" speaker="coachz">Oh, oh, wacht! Ik neem een hogere toon. Waaay-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="907" end="943" speaker="bubs">Way-o, way-o? Ik zit in de kelder.</line>
<line start="947" end="991" speaker="coachz">Way-o! Waaaay-o!</line>
<line start="994" end="1037" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hou je vast aan de takken van de bomen, iedereen! Oh-oh, wat is dat?</line>
<line start="1041" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wij hebben het Krukgeluid overal in dit stukje gestopt!</line>
<line start="1085" end="1094" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1095" end="1109" speaker="sfx">gelach</line>
<line start="1110" end="1124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, dat was een liveversie!</line>
<line start="1129" end="1169" speaker="strongsad">Oh, jeetje. Het Krukgeluid was vroeger zo vet.</line>
<line start="1176" end="1240" speaker="homestar">En zoals altijd, in het midden, het Krukgeluid. Wat denk je, Krukkie?</line>
<line start="1249" end="1256" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="1262" end="1269" speaker="sfx">applaus</line>
<line start="1270" end="1336" speaker="homestar">Dat is echt speciaal. Maar ik ben bang dat het juiste antwoord "way-o, way-o" was.</line>
<line start="1342" end="1397" speaker="homestar">Maar je krijgt wel deze leuke troostprijzen.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1438" speaker="announcer">Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</line>
<line start="1379" end="1438"><announcer>Dat klopt, Kevin. Het Krukgeluid krijgt een jaarvooraad van ons gezelschapspel!</announcer><voiceover>De Show - Stom Gezelschapspel</line>
<line start="1443" end="1504" speaker="strongbad">Zelf de Cheat kon een graantje meepikken van de Krukcake met zijn indietronische remix.</line>
<line start="1567" end="1602" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="1618" end="1646" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1647" end="1661" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="1669" end="1699" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="1700" end="1714" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie</line>
<line start="1715" end="1762" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En voor lang schoten een dozijn goedkope kopieën uit de grond.</line>
<line start="1773" end="1818" speaker="kingoftown">Hallo, Amerika! Dit is het Opstageluid!</line>
<line start="1840" end="1857" speaker="kingoftown">Boeee-oee!</line>
<line start="1862" end="1925" speaker="strongbad">En dan nu is hier onze favoriete stijl: de K'muitustoelgeluid!</line>
<line start="1943" end="1960" speaker="strongbad">Is het niet zo, de Teach?</line>
<line start="1967" end="2009" speaker="strongmad">BLAUWE SOK! BLAUWE SOK!</line>
<line start="2014" end="2048" speaker="strongbad">Heh heh. Dat was gewoon niet, ni-, iets.</line>
<line start="2054" end="2111" speaker="strongbad">Daarna kocht Krukkie een huis in de Alpen en nu snowboardt hij de hele dag.</line>
<line start="2117" end="2186" speaker="strongbad">Soms duikt hij hier en daar nog op in rare, of soms heel rare reclame.</line>
<line start="2191" end="2199" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2204" end="2218" speaker="announcer">Goedgekeurd door het Krukgeluid!</line>
<line start="2229" end="2245" speaker="strongsad">Stomme commercie.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2307" speaker="strongbad">Dus ik denk dat dat meer dan voldoende je vraag beantwoordt, Shoshoni Macaroni.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2346" speaker="homestar">Sorry meneer, mag ik een handtekening van u?</line>
<line start="2352" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, je weet toch dat dat het Krukgeluid niet is. Het is zijn neef...</line>
<line start="2405" end="2494" speaker="homestar">Ja, Stoelpieper. Hij is het Krukgeluid van mijn generatie! Euh, kan je schrijven 'aan Lou Dobbs'?</line>
<line start="2497" end="2515" speaker="strongbad">Oké, ik ben hier weg.</line>
<line start="2517" end="2523" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2525" end="2599" speaker="homestar">Aah, daar heb je 'm! Het is zo fantastisch dromerig! Ooooh!</line>
<line start="2600" end="2607" speaker="sfx">het Krukgeluid</line>
<line start="2719" end="2754" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2767" end="2798" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiid.</line>
<line start="2799" end="2815" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2822" end="2849" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2850" end="2868" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
<line start="2873" end="2900" speaker="singers">Het Krukgeluiiiiiiid.</line>
<line start="2901" end="2918" speaker="singers">Krukkie krukkie krukkie!</line>
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2008-04-27T06:38:24Z

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<line start="19" end="78" speaker="strongbad">Ik heb de mail, jij hebt de mail, ik heb de mail, jij hebt de mail.</line>
<line start="82" end="135" speaker="strongbad">"Ert plus, ypsilon zeven-zes P? Olu achtj—"</line>
<line start="136" end="184" speaker="strongbad">Wat is dit? Is de vierkantsvergelijking ontploft?</line>
<line start="185" end="270" speaker="strongbad">Ik zie "Strong ba" staan, maar het wordt opgegeten... door... Linux of zo.</line>
<line start="271" end="313" speaker="strongbad">Wacht eens even! Is dit zo'n virusmail?</line>
<line start="314" end="354" speaker="strongbad">Zoals die mails die moeders en casino's vaak sturen?</line>
<line start="355" end="374" speaker="strongbad">Ik zal dit eens even oplossen!</line>
<line start="384" end="394" speaker="sfx">biep</line>
<line start="396" end="420" speaker="strongbad">Wat!? Ik zei verwijderd!</line>
<line start="423" end="433" speaker="sfx">biep</line>
<line start="434" end="494" speaker="strongbad">Jij vindt jezelf wel heel slim, hé? Laat ik je eens voorstellen aan mijn goede vriend Edgar!</line>
<line start="502" end="514" speaker="sfx">biepjes</line>
<line start="528" end="560" speaker="strongbad">Oké Edgar, maak ze maar af...</line>
<line start="566" end="605" speaker="strongbad">Waaaah! Dat is geen klein getal!</line>
<line start="606" end="644" speaker="strongbad">Dat is een groot getal! Wat ga ik nu doen?</line>
<line start="646" end="655" speaker="sfx">biep</line>
<line start="659" end="725" speaker="strongbad">Computer gedaan? Virus is gelijk aan heel ja!? Dat is geen goede prijs!</line>
<line start="736" end="742" speaker="strongbad">Oh!</line>
<line start="743" end="780" speaker="strongbad">En mijn computer... heeft juist op het tapijt geplast.</line>
<line start="781" end="808" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad, wat gebeurt er?</line>
<line start="809" end="850" speaker="strongbad">Euh... ik weet het niet! Ben je je nek vergeten aan te doen?</line>
<line start="851" end="888" speaker="strongsad">Heb jij foute dingen gedaan op het internet?</line>
<line start="889" end="920" speaker="strongbad">Geen foutere dingen dan gewoonlijk.</line>
<line start="921" end="939" speaker="strongsad">Heb jij een virus op je computer gekregen?</line>
<line start="940" end="965" speaker="strongbad">Euh, nee...</line>
<line start="966" end="1000" speaker="strongsad">Heb jij vierhonderdduizend virussen op je computer gekregen?</line>
<line start="1001" end="1032" speaker="strongbad">Ja... heel ja!</line>
<line start="1033" end="1075" speaker="strongsad">Wel, schiet dan op en doe er iets aan voordat het erger wordt!</line>
<line start="1100" end="1115" speaker="strongbad">De Cheeeaaat!</line>
<line start="1125" end="1158" speaker="strongbad">Wat...? Brr, het is hier koud.</line>
<line start="1176" end="1185" speaker="strongbad">Hey!</line>
<line start="1190" end="1244" speaker="homestar">Wees niet bang, Strong Bad! Ik weet hoe ik je computerdoos kan maken.</line>
<line start="1245" end="1261" speaker="strongbad">Nee, nee, blijf daar af!</line>
<line start="1262" end="1286" speaker="homestar">Je superdoos heeft woorden nodig.</line>
<line start="1290" end="1306" speaker="homestar">Zoals deze hier!</line>
<line start="1307" end="1351"><homestar>Ik heb deze nodig, en deze, en deze.</homestar> <strongbad>Nee, wacht! Stop! Daar zou je niet aan mogen kunnen komen!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1352" end="1400" speaker="homestar">(elke pop-up) Marzipan dumpen is vet gaaf!</line>
<line start="1401" end="1451"><homestar>(elke pop-up) Marzipan dumpen is vet gaaf!</homestar> <strongbad>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1452" end="1519" speaker="marzipan">Ik vind het fantastisch, Strong Mad! Dat zijn de beste videobanden die ik—</line>
<line start="1520" end="1554" speaker="marzipan" sfx="sfx">rare, onverstaanbare geluiden</line>
<line start="1555" end="1586" speaker="strongmad">IK KAN JE NIET SPELLEN!</line>
<line start="1587" end="1614" speaker="marzipan" sfx="sfx">rare, onverstaanbare geluiden</line>
<line start="1615" end="1638" speaker="kingoftown">Een beetje naar links.</line>
<line start="1646" end="1659" speaker="kingoftown">Goed, goed...</line>
<line start="1660" end="1678" speaker="kingoftown">Oh! Poopsmith?!</line>
<line start="1680" end="1716" speaker="theuglyone">Ik kan het wel! Ik kan het negen keer!</line>
<line start="1720" end="1768" speaker="kingoftown">Nee! Alsjeblieft! Stop! Ik ben oud! En dik! En rijk! En cool!</line>
<line start="1813" end="1850" speaker="bubs">Ik had dit beter al een miljoen jaar geleden gedaan.</line>
<line start="1866" end="1904" speaker="strongbad">Met Marzipan's speciale plant gaan we de wedstrijd winnen...</line>
<line start="1905" end="1914" speaker="sfx">geweerschot</line>
<line start="1916" end="1967" speaker="strongbad">Hé, hij heeft het gemaakt! Bubs is een computergenie!</line>
<line start="1968" end="1994" speaker="strongbad">Laten we een dansje doen voor de computergenie.</line>
<line start="1995" end="2022" speaker="sfx">salsamuziek</line>
<line start="2023" end="2038"><sfx>salsa music</sfx><strongbad>Bedankt, Bubs!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2039" end="2054" speaker="strongbad">Hoe heb je het vi-</line>
<line start="2055" end="2081" speaker="strongbad">Wacht eens... waarom heb je een shotgun in je handen?</line>
<line start="2084" end="2117" speaker="strongbad">Wat heb je gedaan!? Waar is mijn Compy?</line>
<line start="2118" end="2147" speaker="bubs">Hij is naar een betere plek, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="2150" end="2201" speaker="bubs">Of beter gezegd: hij is nog steeds hier, maar hij heeft een groot gat in zijn scherm.</line>
<line start="2202" end="2246" speaker="strongbad">Moordenaar! Je hebt mijn broer vermoord!</line>
<line start="2252" end="2271" speaker="strongbad">Ik bedoel: mijn computer!</line>
<line start="2272" end="2339" speaker="bubs">Kijk, Strong Bad, mijn mond was een gebroken JPEG. Ik had geen keuze!</line>
<line start="2342" end="2387" speaker="strongbad">Je begrijpt het niet! Jullie allemaal begrijpen het!</line>
<line start="2390" end="2436" speaker="strongbad">Ik bedoel: begrijpen het niet! Waaaaaah!</line>
<line start="2437" end="2448" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>
<line start="2463" end="2497" speaker="homestar">Zeg Bubs, mag ik nu mijn been terug?</line>
<line start="2522" end="2587" speaker="strongbad">Beste Strong Bad, ik doh du doh stinkende groeten.</line>
<line start="2593" end="2645" speaker="strongbad">Ik... ik zou doh du duoh stinkende groeten!</line>
<line start="2657" end="2712" speaker="strongbad">Zo kan ik niet meer verder. Zo kan ik niet meer verder!</line>
<line start="2726" end="2779" speaker="strongbad">Ik ga, ik ga daar naar binnen en breng het in de war!</line>
<line start="2810" end="2866" speaker="strongbad">Ik kan me jouw naam niet meer herinneren, Davey!</line>
<line start="2879" end="2948" speaker="strongbad">Beste Strong Bad. Hoe sms je met bokshandschoenen aan...?</line>
<line start="2961" end="2967" speaker="sfx">geweerschoten</line>
<line start="2968" end="3009"><sfx>geweerschoten</sfx><other>... om de wereld te beschermen van de kwaadaardige krachten van de Blauwe Laser!</other></line>
<line start="3010" end="3018" speaker="sfx">geweerschoten</line>
<line start="3019" end="3089" voiceover="voiceover">Nauwelijks gebruikt! Lichtjes kapot geknald!</line>
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2008-04-26T17:15:10Z

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<line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad">(zingt) Sta op met plezier op de sbemailmanier,</line>
<line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad">en ko-om nooit uit je bèèèèd!</line>
<line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">(klinkt verveeld) Eh, "Hee, Strong Bad."</line>
<line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"Ik vroeg me af: wat is het stomste dat Homestar ooit deed, zei of dacht?"</line>
<line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"Joooooouwn grootse fan,"</line>
<line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"Spanky Elgrondo, Nuevo York."</line>
<line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Wel, m'n beste Spank, dat is een veel te breed onderwerp,</line>
<line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">en het kost dagen om een tipje van de sluier van het topje van die ijsberg op te lichten.</line>
<line start="313" end="369" speaker="strongbad">Vooral het ingebeelde gedeelte, dat heeft zelfs een eigen spreadsheet.</line>
<line start="370" end="438" speaker="strongbad">Nee, we zullen specifieker moeten zijn als we nog wat domme Homestar-vooruitgang willen boeken in één email.</line>
<line start="439" end="508" speaker="strongbad">Dus is het hoog tijd jullie alles te leren over de Vier Takken van Stomme Dingen Die Homestar Heeft Gedaan!</line>
<line start="512" end="545" speaker="homestar">Hé, ik ben een verkozen klunsionaris!</line>
<line start="550" end="590" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">De eerste tak informeert het volk.</line>
<line start="591" end="632" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Het is de Kamer van het Doen van Domme Dingen op Televisie!</line>
<line start="639" end="681" speaker="homestar">Is dat nou geen enige makeover, meiden?</line>
<line start="682" end="702">
<homestar>Niet dan? Niet dan?</homestar>
<sfx>publiek oeh't</sfx>
</line>
<line start="703" end="748" speaker="homestar">Van "Flop" naar "Top" met alleen maar mosterd!</line>
<line start="749" end="762" speaker="sfx">publiek gilt</line>
<line start="763" end="825" speaker="homestar">Mijn volgende gast zegt dat haar vriend haar niet respecteert als ze gelijk heeft.</line>
<line start="826" end="860" speaker="homestar">Maar hij vind haar maar een drama mama!</line>
<line start="861" end="886" speaker="homestar">Dus hier komt 'ie dan!</line>
<line start="887" end="922" speaker="sfx">publiek boeh't</line>
<line start="923" end="962" speaker="homestar">Yeah, whatever. Jullie willen allemaal toch wel.</line>
<line start="968" end="975" speaker="homestar">Oef!</line>
<line start="981" end="1060">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Dat klopt, Homestar was stiekem te gast in zijn eigen "je-bent-een-slecht-vriendje"-talkshow.</strongbad>
<sfx>publiek gilt</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1065" end="1113" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">De volgende tak houdt Homestars stommiteiten op het werk bij.</line>
<line start="1114" end="1157" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hier komt het Bureau voor Stommiteiten Begaan op Kantoor!</line>
<line start="1158" end="1208" speaker="strongbad">Nee, mevrouw. Dit wachtwoord heeft u aan ons gegeven.</line>
<line start="1212" end="1253" speaker="strongbad">Ja meneer. Het kunnen de laatste vier cijfers van uw hond zijn,</line>
<line start="1254" end="1283" speaker="strongbad">of het kreditkaartnummer van uw moeder...</line>
<line start="1284" end="1318" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hé, Strong Bro! Zuipfeestje bij de waterkoeler!</line>
<line start="1319" end="1364" speaker="strongbad">Nu niet! Ik ben in gesprek met telefoonboomoverlever nummer dertien!</line>
<line start="1365" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">Ja, schatje. Het hele wachtwoord.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1436" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Stro Bro! Belegde broodjes bij de waterkoeler!</line>
<line start="1437" end="1467" speaker="strongbad">Pardon, mevrouw! Er zijn net belegde broodjes gebeurd!</line>
<line start="1488" end="1519" speaker="strongbad">Wat nou! Dit zijn geen belegde broodjes!</line>
<line start="1520" end="1573" speaker="homestar">Nee, maar dit is wél be...vrijd Homestar uit de waterkoeler!</line>
<line start="1574" end="1586" speaker="homestar">Da's best gaaf!</line>
<line start="1587" end="1640" speaker="strongbad">L-leg me eens uit wat je probeerde te doen toen dit gebeurde.</line>
<line start="1641" end="1687" speaker="homestar">Wel, ik was op Barbados een plaatje aan de muur aan het hangen...</line>
<line start="1688" end="1715" speaker="strongbad">Oké, meer hoef ik niet te weten.</line>
<line start="1716" end="1734" speaker="strongbad">En als we dit eens proberen?</line>
<line start="1746" end="1766" speaker="homestar">Au! Au au! Stop!</line>
<line start="1771" end="1796" speaker="homestar">Jezus, dat deed pijn!</line>
<line start="1799" end="1845" speaker="homestar">Ach wat, laat maar zitten. Ik slijt de rest van mijn leven hier wel.</line>
<line start="1846" end="1874" speaker="homestar">Leg mijn post boven mij, OK?</line>
<line start="1884" end="1940" speaker="homestar">Dank je, S-Bro! Tsjonge, waar gaan we lunchen vandaag?</line>
<line start="1949" end="1964" speaker="homestar">Chinees buffet?</line>
<line start="1967" end="2035" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Weet je hoe in videogames, als je de supermegatopscore krijgt, de teller uiteindelijk teruggezet wordt naar nul?</line>
<line start="2039" end="2087" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wel, soms doet Homestar zoiets doms dat hij slim wordt.</line>
<line start="2087" end="2098">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Wel, soms doet Homestar zoiets doms dat hij slim wordt.</strongbad>
<other>Het Bijzonder Subcomité voor Zo-Dom-'t-Is-Slim-igheden</other>
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<line start="2100" end="2127" speaker="homestar">... druipend van de smaak!</line>
<line start="2128" end="2173" speaker="strongsad">Euh, juist ja, Homestar. Hoeveel is dan twee plus twee?</line>
<line start="2174" end="2238" speaker="homestar">Wel, de aantrekkingskracht tussen twee willekeurige puntladingen is gelijk aan de absolute waarde van het product van de ladingen</line>
<line start="2239" end="2300" speaker="homestar">gedeeld door vier pi keer de permittiviteit van het vacuüm keer de afstand tussen de ladingen in het kwadraat.</line>
<line start="2301" end="2353" speaker="strongsad">Nee, nee, nee, sukkel! Da's de Wet van Coulomb!</line>
<line start="2354" end="2376" speaker="homestar">Oh ja, sorry.</line>
<line start="2377" end="2398" speaker="homestar">Twee plus twee? Makkie!</line>
<line start="2399" end="2410" speaker="homestar">Tweeëntwintig.</line>
<line start="2412" end="2452" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En als laatste natuurlijk, de machtigste tak:</line>
<line start="2454" end="2520" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Het Boudoir van Stomme Dingen Doen terwijl je in een Sportmascotte zit.</line>
<line start="2529" end="2569" speaker="homestar">Tsjongejongejonge! Tsjonge!</line>
<line start="2571" end="2662" speaker="homestar">Verhuizen naar deze mascotte is vast de gaafste en minst mezelf-uit-m'n-huis-buitensluitenerigste keuze die ik ooit heb gemaakt!</line>
<line start="2668" end="2706" speaker="homestar">Dit pakje sap wordt vast mooi goudbruin!</line>
<line start="2713" end="2732" speaker="homestar">Lekker sappig...</line>
<line start="2736" end="2759" speaker="homestar">Bed, bad, en daar voorbij!</line>
<line start="2760" end="2784" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar, wat doe je nou weer?</line>
<line start="2785" end="2840" speaker="coachz">Dat ding is gemaakt van vlamonttragend polymascotteschuimelaat!</line>
<line start="2842" end="2864" speaker="homestar">Polymascotteschuimelaat?!</line>
<line start="2868" end="2937" speaker="rumblered">Hm, maar Aardling, er is geen polymascotteschuimelaat op mijn planeet.</line>
<line start="2938" end="2952" speaker="rumblered">Hmmm, mompel.</line>
<line start="2953" end="2990" speaker="thehomestar">Dat komt omdat je een communistische dwaas bent, rooie!</line>
<line start="2993" end="3023" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascott'schuimelaat!</line>
<line start="3024" end="3039" speaker="thehomestar">Voer het aan de baby's!</line>
<line start="3040" end="3062" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascott'schuimelaat!</line>
<line start="3063" end="3096" speaker="oldstrongbad">Of sprenkel het over gezuurde room!</line>
<line start="3097" end="3161" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotteschuimelaat! Helpt Amerika de toekomst te inventiviseren over de hele wereld!</line>
<line start="3162" end="3168" speaker="sfx">elpee kraakt</line>
<line start="3169" end="3209" speaker="homestar">Aaaaah, juist. Dus ik zit hier hartstikke veilig!</line>
<line start="3213" end="3225" speaker="homestar">(zingt) Polymascott'schui-</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238" speaker="sfx">explosie</line>
<line start="3253" end="3264" speaker="sfx">brekend glas</line>
<line start="3272" end="3354" speaker="strongbad">Daar heb je 't dan! Nu is het aan jullie je eigen geïnformeerde keuzes te maken over de domste dingen die Homestar heeft gedaan.</line>
<line start="3357" end="3369" speaker="strongbad">Laat van je horen!</line>
<line start="3373" end="3400" speaker="strongbad">Schrijf een brief aan de lokale Homestarman.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3436" speaker="strongbad">Of gooi een vuilnisbak door een glasplaat heen.</line>
<line start="3442" end="3493" speaker="homestar">(zingt) En zo word ikke dus een wèèèèt!</line>
<line start="3494" end="3538" speaker="homestar">Ptoew! Ptoew! Ptooooew!</line>
<line start="3541" end="3552" speaker="sfx">prrt!</line>
<line start="3575" end="3598" speaker="homestar">Ptoew! Ptooew!</line>
<line start="3613" end="3640" speaker="rumblered">Oh, maar Limozeen-in-de-ruimte-lingen,</line>
<line start="3641" end="3697" speaker="rumblered">er zijn geen lekkere groupies met high bangs op mijn planeet.</line>
<line start="3698" end="3723" speaker="rumblered">Hm, mompel.</line>
<line start="3724" end="3768" speaker="larry">Omdat je geen polyhairspraytheeselade hebt!</line>
<line start="3770" end="3795" speaker="mary">En je bent een communistische dwaas!</line>
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<line start="17" end="72"><strongbad sfx="yes">zingt</strongbad><strongbad>Badabadadoem, het is tijd voor email, badoedadabadoe.</strongbad></line>
<line start="72" end="85" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="85" end="129" speaker="strongbad">"Als je e-mails kan beantwoorden, dan moet je toch een soort van internet hebben, niet?"</line>
<line start="129" end="163" speaker="strongbad">"Wat voor internet is er in Strong Badia?"</line>
<line start="163" end="175" speaker="strongbad">"Wie zorgt ervoor?"</line>
<line start="175" end="195" speaker="strongbad">"Is het duur?"</line>
<line start="195" end="223" speaker="strongbad">"Je besterste vriend in de hele wereld,"</line>
<line start="223" end="235" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Belange niet,</line>

<line start="235" end="261" speaker="strongbad">"Gary, You 'kay?"</line>
<line start="261" end="297" speaker="strongbad">Ja Gary, met mij alles goed. Rustig maar.</line>

<line start="297" end="314" speaker="strongbad">Natuurlijk heb ik internet.</line>
<line start="314" end="354" speaker="strongbad">Hoe zou ik anders deze animated GIF van een schattig knaagdier</line>
<line start="354" end="382" speaker="strongbad">dat breakdancet kunnen downloaden?</line>
<line start="382" end="394" sfx="yes">ding</line>
<line start="394" end="429" speaker="strongbad">Wat!? Elf procent?</line>
<line start="429" end="466" speaker="strongbad">Dit plaatje is na twee dagen nog niet gedownload!</line>
<line start="466" end="485" speaker="strongbad">Oh, nu ben ik het zat!</line>

<line start="485" end="534" speaker="strongbad">Pas maar op, D&D-verslaafde technische ondersteuning.</line>
<line start="534" end="578" speaker="strongbad">Want Strong Bad komt klagen!</line>

<line start="578" end="589" sfx="yes">zoef</line>
<line start="589" end="600" sfx="yes">telefoon gaat</line>
<line start="600" end="607" sfx="yes">zoef</line>
<line start="607" end="623" speaker="homestar">Fijn dat u het internet belde.</line>
<line start="623" end="660" speaker="homestar">Mag ik uw identificatienummer of diefstalaangifte, alstublieft?</line>
<line start="660" end="710" speaker="strongbad">Nee, maar je mag mijn hete woede voelen!</line>
<line start="710" end="774" speaker="homestar">Mevrouw, kalmeer. Uw CD-speler is geen bekerhouder.</line>
<line start="774" end="839" speaker="homestar">Ik kan u niet zeggen hoe ik uw browsercache leegmaakt. Nee, ik ben niet van India.</line>
<line start="839" end="890" speaker="strongbad">Bek dicht en luister. Mijn internet gaat heel traag zoals...</line>
<line start="890" end="906" speaker="strongbad">iets...</line>
<line start="906" end="918" speaker="strongbad">grappig...</line>
<line start="918" end="939" speaker="strongbad">dat traag over de grond kruipt.</line>
<line start="939" end="967" speaker="homestar">In orde, dat probleem kunnen we oplossen.</line>
<line start="967" end="1010" speaker="homestar">Blijf aan de lijn, we schakelen u door naar iemand die u kan helpen.</line>
<line start="1010" end="1020" speaker="strongbad">Wat!?</line>
<line start="1020" end="1026"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1026" end="1031"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1031" end="1042"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doedoediet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1042" end="1046"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doedoediet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1046" end="1053"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doetdoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1054" end="1059"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doetdoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1059" end="1076"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Het is het wachtmuziekje,</homestar></line>
<line start="1076" end="1083"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>doedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1083" end="1087"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>doedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1087" end="1098"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Padoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1098" end="1101"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Padoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1101" end="1110"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Boedoedoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1110" end="1114"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Boedoedoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1114" end="1137"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Wachtmuziek!</homestar></line>
<line start="1138" end="1193" speaker="homestar" volume="0.9">Wij danken u voor uw geduld. Uw telefoontje is zeer onlangrijk voor ons.</line>
<line start="1193" end="1216" speaker="homestar" volume="0.9">Zodra er een medewerker beschikbaar is, zu</line>
<line start="1216" end="1229" speaker="homestar">OK, ik ben terug.</line>
<line start="1229" end="1292" speaker="homestar">Ik ga nu uw adres controleren zodat ik u mijn gewicht in gratis installatie-CD's kan sturen.</line>
<line start="1292" end="1308"><strongbad sfx="yes">zucht</strongbad><strongbad>Genoeg!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1308" end="1355" speaker="strongbad">Ik kom met mijn plakkerige witte poep onmiddellijk naar het hoofdkantoor om met de baas te spreken!</line>
<line start="1355" end="1361" sfx="yes">kruk maakt geluid</line>
<line start="1361" end="1410" speaker="homestar">Ik ben blij dat we uw probleem konden verhelpen. Is er nog iets dat ik</line>
<line start="1411" end="1530" sfx="yes">wandelmuziek</line>
<line start="1531" end="1592" speaker="bubs">Wel, wel, als dat mijn internetklant niet is. Hoe is het nog in de e-business?</line>
<line start="1593" end="1642" speaker="strongbad">Luister jij eens goed, Bubs! Waarom heb je mij op een trage verbinding overgeschakeld?</line>
<line start="1643" end="1702" speaker="bubs">Trage verbinding? Dat staat niet op de lijst van 99 manieren waarop ik je oplicht!</line>
<line start="1703" end="1753" speaker="strongbad">Wel, vroeger had ik een snelheid van 12 000 baud,</line>
<line start="1753" end="1804" speaker="strongbad">maar sinds de fusie heb ik geluk als ik aan 12 baud geraak!</line>
<line start="1804" end="1817" speaker="bubs">Hmm...</line>
<line start="1818" end="1861" speaker="bubs">Laten we naar het datumcenter gaan en dit eens uitzoeken.</line>
<line start="1861" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Dat'euh klinkt goed.</line>
<line start="1884" end="1905" sfx="yes">wandelmuziek</line>
<line start="1906" end="1960" speaker="bubs">Hier gebeurt alle internetmagie. Ik vraag me af waar het probleem ligt.</line>
<line start="1960" end="1985" speaker="strongbad">Ja, ik ook.</line>
<line start="1985" end="2036" speaker="strongbad">Waarschijnlijk is het niet deze computer waarop een tuinslang is aangesloten.</line>
<line start="2037" end="2088" speaker="bubs">Hey! Iemand is al mijn bandbreedte aan het opzuigen!</line>
<line start="2088" end="2110" sfx="yes">zuiggeluiden</line>
<line start="2111" end="2123" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad!</line>
<line start="2124" end="2134" sfx="yes">plop</line>
<line start="2135" end="2177"><strongmad sfx="yes">hoge stem</strongmad><strongmad volume="0.8">IK BEN EEN WEBSITE!</strongmad></line>
<line start="2178" end="2225"><strongbad sfx="yes">gelach</strongbad><bubs sfx="yes">gelach</bubs></line>
<line start="2226" end="2271"><strongbad sfx="yes">gelach</strongbad><bubs sfx="yes">gelach</bubs><strongmad sfx="yes">normaal gelach</strongmad></line>
<line start="2277" end="2293" sfx="yes">ding</line>
<line start="2298" end="2430" sfx="yes">monofone muziek</line>
<line start="2439" end="2453" sfx="yes">prrt</line>

<line start="2460" end="2539" sfx="yes">liedje van Homestar Runner</line>
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<line start="17" end="72"><strongbad sfx="yes">zingt</strongbad><strongbad>Badabadadoem, het is tijd voor email, badoedadabadoe.</strongbad></line>
<line start="72" end="85" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="85" end="129" speaker="strongbad">"Als je e-mails kan beantwoorden, dan moet je toch een soort van internet hebben, niet?"</line>
<line start="129" end="163" speaker="strongbad">"Wat voor internet is er in Strong Badia?"</line>
<line start="163" end="175" speaker="strongbad">"Wie zorgt ervoor?"</line>
<line start="175" end="195" speaker="strongbad">"Is het duur?"</line>
<line start="195" end="223" speaker="strongbad">"Je besterste vriend in de hele wereld,"</line>
<line start="223" end="235" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Belange niet,</line>

<line start="235" end="261" speaker="strongbad">"Gary, You 'kay?"</line>
<line start="261" end="297" speaker="strongbad">Ja Gary, met mij alles goed. Rustig maar.</line>

<line start="297" end="314" speaker="strongbad">Natuurlijk heb ik internet.</line>
<line start="314" end="354" speaker="strongbad">Hoe zou ik anders deze animated GIF van een schattig knaagdier</line>
<line start="354" end="382" speaker="strongbad">dat breakdancet kunnen downloaden?</line>
<line start="382" end="394" sfx="yes">ding</line>
<line start="394" end="429" speaker="strongbad">Wat!? Elf procent?</line>
<line start="429" end="466" speaker="strongbad">Dit plaatje is na twee dagen nog niet gedownload!</line>
<line start="466" end="485" speaker="strongbad">Oh, nu ben ik het zat!</line>

<line start="485" end="534" speaker="strongbad">Pas maar op, D&D-verslaafde technische ondersteuning.</line>
<line start="534" end="578" speaker="strongbad">Want Strong Bad komt klagen!</line>

<line start="578" end="589" sfx="yes">zoef</line>
<line start="589" end="600" sfx="yes">telefoon gaat</line>
<line start="600" end="607" sfx="yes">zoef</line>
<line start="607" end="623" speaker="homestar">Bedankt om het internet te bellen.</line>
<line start="623" end="660" speaker="homestar">Mag ik uw identificatienummer of diefstalaangifte, alstublieft?</line>
<line start="660" end="710" speaker="strongbad">Nee, maar je mag mijn hete woede voelen!</line>
<line start="710" end="774" speaker="homestar">Mevrouw, kalmeer. Uw CD-speler is geen bekerhouder.</line>
<line start="774" end="839" speaker="homestar">Ik kan u niet zeggen hoe ik uw browsercache leegmaakt. Nee, ik ben niet van India.</line>
<line start="839" end="890" speaker="strongbad">Bek dicht en luister. Mijn internet gaat heel traag zoals...</line>
<line start="890" end="906" speaker="strongbad">iets...</line>
<line start="906" end="918" speaker="strongbad">grappig...</line>
<line start="918" end="939" speaker="strongbad">dat traag over de grond kruipt.</line>
<line start="939" end="967" speaker="homestar">In orde, dat probleem kunnen we oplossen.</line>
<line start="967" end="1010" speaker="homestar">Blijf aan de lijn, we schakelen u door naar iemand die u kan helpen.</line>
<line start="1010" end="1020" speaker="strongbad">Wat!?</line>
<line start="1020" end="1026"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1026" end="1031"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1031" end="1042"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doedoediet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1042" end="1046"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doedoediet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1046" end="1053"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doetdoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1054" end="1059"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Doetdoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1059" end="1076"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Het is het wachtmuziekje,</homestar></line>
<line start="1076" end="1083"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>doedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1083" end="1087"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>doedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1087" end="1098"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Padoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1098" end="1101"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Padoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1101" end="1110"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Boedoedoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1110" end="1114"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Boedoedoedoet. Ts.</homestar></line>
<line start="1114" end="1137"><homestar sfx="yes">zingt</homestar><homestar>Wachtmuziek!</homestar></line>
<line start="1138" end="1193" speaker="homestar" volume="0.9">Wij danken u voor uw geduld. Uw telefoontje is zeer onlangrijk voor ons.</line>
<line start="1193" end="1216" speaker="homestar" volume="0.9">Zodra er een medewerker beschikbaar is, zu</line>
<line start="1216" end="1229" speaker="homestar">OK, ik ben terug.</line>
<line start="1229" end="1292" speaker="homestar">Ik ga nu uw adres controleren zodat ik u mijn gewicht in gratis installatie-CD's kan sturen.</line>
<line start="1292" end="1308"><strongbad sfx="yes">zucht</strongbad><strongbad>Genoeg!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1308" end="1355" speaker="strongbad">Ik kom met mijn plakkerige witte poep onmiddellijk naar het hoofdkantoor om met de baas te spreken!</line>
<line start="1355" end="1361" sfx="yes">opsta-geluid</line>
<line start="1361" end="1410" speaker="homestar">Ik ben blij dat we uw probleem konden verhelpen. Is er nog iets dat ik</line>
<line start="1411" end="1530" sfx="yes">wandelmuziek</line>
<line start="1531" end="1592" speaker="bubs">Wel, wel, als dat mijn internetklant niet is. Hoe is het nog in de e-business?</line>
<line start="1593" end="1642" speaker="strongbad">Luister jij eens goed, Bubs! Waarom heb je mij op een trage verbinding overgeschakeld?</line>
<line start="1643" end="1702" speaker="bubs">Trage verbinding? Dat staat niet op de lijst van 99 manieren waarop ik je oplicht!</line>
<line start="1703" end="1753" speaker="strongbad">Wel, vroeger had ik een snelheid van 12 000 baud,</line>
<line start="1753" end="1804" speaker="strongbad">maar sinds de fusie heb ik geluk als ik aan 12 baud geraak!</line>
<line start="1804" end="1817" speaker="bubs">Hmm...</line>
<line start="1818" end="1861" speaker="bubs">Laten we naar het datumcenter gaan en dit eens uitzoeken.</line>
<line start="1861" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Dat'euh klinkt goed.</line>
<line start="1884" end="1905" sfx="yes">wandelmuziek</line>
<line start="1906" end="1960" speaker="bubs">Hier gebeurt alle internetmagie. Ik vraag me af waar het probleem ligt.</line>
<line start="1960" end="1985" speaker="strongbad">Ja, ik ook.</line>
<line start="1985" end="2036" speaker="strongbad">Waarschijnlijk is het niet deze computer waarop een tuinslang is aangesloten.</line>
<line start="2037" end="2088" speaker="bubs">Hey! Iemand is al mijn bandbreedte aan het opzuigen!</line>
<line start="2088" end="2110" sfx="yes">zuiggeluiden</line>
<line start="2111" end="2123" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad!</line>
<line start="2124" end="2134" sfx="yes">plop</line>
<line start="2135" end="2177"><strongmad sfx="yes">hoge stem</strongmad><strongmad volume="0.8">IK BEN EEN WEBSITE!</strongmad></line>
<line start="2178" end="2225"><strongbad sfx="yes">gelach</strongbad><bubs sfx="yes">gelach</bubs></line>
<line start="2226" end="2271"><strongbad sfx="yes">gelach</strongbad><bubs sfx="yes">gelach</bubs><strongmad sfx="yes">normaal gelach</strongmad></line>
<line start="2277" end="2293" sfx="yes">ding</line>
<line start="2298" end="2430" sfx="yes">monofone muziek</line>
<line start="2439" end="2453" sfx="yes">prrt</line>

<line start="2460" end="2539" sfx="yes">liedje van Homestar Runner</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail161/en

2008-04-15T10:59:39Z

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{{subtitles|4 branches}}
<pre>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail161.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Start your day the sbemail way,</line>
<line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad">and never get out of beeeed!</line>
<line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">(sounding bored) Ehhh, "Hey, Strong Bad."</line>
<line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined?"</line>
<line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"Uuuuuuuuur biggest fan,"</line>
<line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"Spanky Elgrondo, Nuevo York."</line>
<line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Well, my good Spank, that is way too broad a subject</line>
<line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg.</line>
<line start="313" end="369" speaker="strongbad">Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even.</line>
<line start="370" end="438" speaker="strongbad">No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email.</line>
<line start="439" end="508" speaker="strongbad">So it's time you people learned all about the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done!</line>
<line start="512" end="545" speaker="homestar">Ooh! I'm a neglected official!</line>
<line start="550" end="590" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed.</line>
<line start="591" end="632" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's the House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television!</line>
<line start="639" end="681" speaker="homestar">Now, isn't that a tasty makeover, ladyfriends?</line>
<line start="682" end="702">
<homestar>Huh? Huh?</homestar>
<sfx>audience ooohs</sfx>
</line>
<line start="703" end="748" speaker="homestar">From "Drab" to "Fab" with nothing but mustaaaard!</line>
<line start="749" end="762" speaker="sfx">audience squeals</line>
<line start="763" end="825" speaker="homestar">Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct.</line>
<line start="826" end="860" speaker="homestar">But he thinks she's just a drama mama!</line>
<line start="861" end="886" speaker="homestar">So let's bring 'im out!</line>
<line start="887" end="922" speaker="sfx">audience boos</line>
<line start="923" end="962" speaker="homestar">Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some.</line>
<line start="968" end="975" speaker="homestar">Oof!</line>
<line start="981" end="1060">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">That's right, Homestar secretly had himself on his own "You're a bad boyfriend" talk show.</strongbad>
<sfx>audience squeals</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1065" end="1113" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job.</line>
<line start="1114" end="1157" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Here comes the Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office!</line>
<line start="1158" end="1208" speaker="strongbad">No, ma'am. This would be a password you gave to us.</line>
<line start="1212" end="1253" speaker="strongbad">Yes, sir. It could be the last four digits of your dog,</line>
<line start="1254" end="1283" speaker="strongbad">or your mother's maiden credit card number...</line>
<line start="1284" end="1318" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bro! Keg party at the water cooler!</line>
<line start="1319" end="1364" speaker="strongbad">Not now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen!</line>
<line start="1365" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">Yes, baby. The whole password.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1436" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Stro Bro! Free bagels at the water cooler!</line>
<line start="1437" end="1467" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry, ma'am! Free bagels just happened!</line>
<line start="1488" end="1519" speaker="strongbad">Awww, man! This isn't free bagels!</line>
<line start="1520" end="1573" speaker="homestar">No, but it is free...ing Homestar from the water cooler!</line>
<line start="1574" end="1586" speaker="homestar">That's pretty sweet!</line>
<line start="1587" end="1640" speaker="strongbad">J-just explain to me what you were trying to do when this happened.</line>
<line start="1641" end="1687" speaker="homestar">Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall...</line>
<line start="1688" end="1715" speaker="strongbad">Okay, that tells me everything I need to know.</line>
<line start="1716" end="1734" speaker="strongbad">How 'bout we try this?</line>
<line start="1746" end="1766" speaker="homestar">Ow! Ow ow! Stop!</line>
<line start="1771" end="1796" speaker="homestar">Sweet genius that hurt!</line>
<line start="1799" end="1845" speaker="homestar">Oh, well. Just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life.</line>
<line start="1846" end="1874" speaker="homestar">Just stack my mail on top of me, wouldja?</line>
<line start="1884" end="1940" speaker="homestar">Thanks, S-Bro! Man, where should we go for lunch today?</line>
<line start="1949" end="1964" speaker="homestar">Chinese buffet?</line>
<line start="1967" end="2035" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know how in video games, if you get the super-duper high score, it eventually flips back to zero?</line>
<line start="2039" end="2098" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.</line>
<line start="2100" end="2127" speaker="homestar">...awash with flavor!</line>
<line start="2128" end="2173" speaker="strongsad">Uh, okay, Homestar. Then what's two plus two?</line>
<line start="2174" end="2238" speaker="homestar">Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges</line>
<line start="2239" end="2300" speaker="homestar">divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.</line>
<line start="2301" end="2353" speaker="strongsad">No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's Law!</line>
<line start="2354" end="2376" speaker="homestar">Oh, right, sorry.</line>
<line start="2377" end="2398" speaker="homestar">Two plus two? That's easy.</line>
<line start="2399" end="2410" speaker="homestar">Twenty-two.</line>
<line start="2412" end="2452" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And last, of course, the most powerful branch:</line>
<line start="2454" end="2520" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume.</line>
<line start="2529" end="2569" speaker="homestar">Man oh man oh man! Man!</line>
<line start="2571" end="2662" speaker="homestar">Movin' into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least lockin'-myself-out-of-my-house-inest decision I ever made!</line>
<line start="2668" end="2706" speaker="homestar">This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!</line>
<line start="2713" end="2732" speaker="homestar">Dark and lovely!</line>
<line start="2736" end="2759" speaker="homestar">Bed, Bath, and Be-yond!</line>
<line start="2760" end="2784" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar, what're you doin'?</line>
<line start="2785" end="2840" speaker="coachz">That thing's made outta flame pro-tardent polymascotfoamalate!</line>
<line start="2842" end="2864" speaker="homestar">Polymascotfoamalate?!</line>
<line start="2868" end="2937" speaker="rumblered">Hmm, but Earthling, they don't have Polymascotfoamalate on my planet.</line>
<line start="2938" end="2952" speaker="rumblered">Errr, rumble.</line>
<line start="2953" end="2990" speaker="thehomestar">That's 'cuz you're a communist fool, red!</line>
<line start="2993" end="3023" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate!</line>
<line start="3024" end="3039" speaker="thehomestar">Feed it to the babies!</line>
<line start="3040" end="3062" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate!</line>
<line start="3063" end="3096" speaker="oldstrongbad">Or as a topping on soured cream!</line>
<line start="3097" end="3161" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ingenuitize the future across the globe!</line>
<line start="3162" end="3168" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="3169" end="3209" speaker="homestar">Ohhhh, right. So I should be perfectly safe!</line>
<line start="3213" end="3225" speaker="homestar">(singing) Polymascotfo-</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238" speaker="sfx">explosion</line>
<line start="3253" end="3264" speaker="sfx">glass breaking</line>
<line start="3272" end="3354" speaker="strongbad">So there you have it! Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done.</line>
<line start="3357" end="3369" speaker="strongbad">Get involved!</line>
<line start="3373" end="3400" speaker="strongbad">Write a letter to your local Homestarman.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3436" speaker="strongbad">Or throw a trash can through a plate glass window.</line>
<line start="3442" end="3493" speaker="homestar">(singing) And that's how I become a laaaaw!</line>
<line start="3494" end="3538" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptooooo!</line>
<line start="3541" end="3552" speaker="thepaper">preeeow!</line>
<line start="3575" end="3598" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptooo!</line>
<line start="3613" end="3640" speaker="rumblered">Oh, but Limozeen-in-space-lings,</line>
<line start="3641" end="3697" speaker="rumblered">they don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on my planet.</line>
<line start="3698" end="3723" speaker="rumblered">Er, grumble.</line>
<line start="3724" end="3768" speaker="larry">That's 'cuz you don't have polyhairsprayteasealate!</line>
<line start="3770" end="3795" speaker="mary">And you're a communist fool!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail161/en

2008-04-15T10:58:25Z

Pdedecker:

{{subtitles|4 branches}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail61.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="54" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Start your day the sbemail way,</line>
<line start="55" end="94" speaker="strongbad">and never get out of beeeed!</line>
<line start="101" end="115" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">(sounding bored) Ehhh, "Hey, Strong Bad."</line>
<line start="116" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined?"</line>
<line start="162" end="184" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"Uuuuuuuuur biggest fan,"</line>
<line start="185" end="213" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">"Spanky Elgrondo, Nuevo York."</line>
<line start="219" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Well, my good Spank, that is way too broad a subject</line>
<line start="260" end="312" speaker="strongbad">and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg.</line>
<line start="313" end="369" speaker="strongbad">Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even.</line>
<line start="370" end="438" speaker="strongbad">No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email.</line>
<line start="439" end="508" speaker="strongbad">So it's time you people learned all about the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done!</line>
<line start="512" end="545" speaker="homestar">Ooh! I'm a neglected official!</line>
<line start="550" end="590" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed.</line>
<line start="591" end="632" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's the House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television!</line>
<line start="639" end="681" speaker="homestar">Now, isn't that a tasty makeover, ladyfriends?</line>
<line start="682" end="702">
<homestar>Huh? Huh?</homestar>
<sfx>audience ooohs</sfx>
</line>
<line start="703" end="748" speaker="homestar">From "Drab" to "Fab" with nothing but mustaaaard!</line>
<line start="749" end="762" speaker="sfx">audience squeals</line>
<line start="763" end="825" speaker="homestar">Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct.</line>
<line start="826" end="860" speaker="homestar">But he thinks she's just a drama mama!</line>
<line start="861" end="886" speaker="homestar">So let's bring 'im out!</line>
<line start="887" end="922" speaker="sfx">audience boos</line>
<line start="923" end="962" speaker="homestar">Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some.</line>
<line start="968" end="975" speaker="homestar">Oof!</line>
<line start="981" end="1060">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">That's right, Homestar secretly had himself on his own "You're a bad boyfriend" talk show.</strongbad>
<sfx>audience squeals</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1065" end="1113" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job.</line>
<line start="1114" end="1157" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Here comes the Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office!</line>
<line start="1158" end="1208" speaker="strongbad">No, ma'am. This would be a password you gave to us.</line>
<line start="1212" end="1253" speaker="strongbad">Yes, sir. It could be the last four digits of your dog,</line>
<line start="1254" end="1283" speaker="strongbad">or your mother's maiden credit card number...</line>
<line start="1284" end="1318" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bro! Keg party at the water cooler!</line>
<line start="1319" end="1364" speaker="strongbad">Not now! I'm talking to phone tree survivor number thirteen!</line>
<line start="1365" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">Yes, baby. The whole password.</line>
<line start="1398" end="1436" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Stro Bro! Free bagels at the water cooler!</line>
<line start="1437" end="1467" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry, ma'am! Free bagels just happened!</line>
<line start="1488" end="1519" speaker="strongbad">Awww, man! This isn't free bagels!</line>
<line start="1520" end="1573" speaker="homestar">No, but it is free...ing Homestar from the water cooler!</line>
<line start="1574" end="1586" speaker="homestar">That's pretty sweet!</line>
<line start="1587" end="1640" speaker="strongbad">J-just explain to me what you were trying to do when this happened.</line>
<line start="1641" end="1687" speaker="homestar">Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall...</line>
<line start="1688" end="1715" speaker="strongbad">Okay, that tells me everything I need to know.</line>
<line start="1716" end="1734" speaker="strongbad">How 'bout we try this?</line>
<line start="1746" end="1766" speaker="homestar">Ow! Ow ow! Stop!</line>
<line start="1771" end="1796" speaker="homestar">Sweet genius that hurt!</line>
<line start="1799" end="1845" speaker="homestar">Oh, well. Just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life.</line>
<line start="1846" end="1874" speaker="homestar">Just stack my mail on top of me, wouldja?</line>
<line start="1884" end="1940" speaker="homestar">Thanks, S-Bro! Man, where should we go for lunch today?</line>
<line start="1949" end="1964" speaker="homestar">Chinese buffet?</line>
<line start="1967" end="2035" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know how in video games, if you get the super-duper high score, it eventually flips back to zero?</line>
<line start="2039" end="2098" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.</line>
<line start="2100" end="2127" speaker="homestar">...awash with flavor!</line>
<line start="2128" end="2173" speaker="strongsad">Uh, okay, Homestar. Then what's two plus two?</line>
<line start="2174" end="2238" speaker="homestar">Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges</line>
<line start="2239" end="2300" speaker="homestar">divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.</line>
<line start="2301" end="2353" speaker="strongsad">No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's Law!</line>
<line start="2354" end="2376" speaker="homestar">Oh, right, sorry.</line>
<line start="2377" end="2398" speaker="homestar">Two plus two? That's easy.</line>
<line start="2399" end="2410" speaker="homestar">Twenty-two.</line>
<line start="2412" end="2452" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And last, of course, the most powerful branch:</line>
<line start="2454" end="2520" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume.</line>
<line start="2529" end="2569" speaker="homestar">Man oh man oh man! Man!</line>
<line start="2571" end="2662" speaker="homestar">Movin' into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least lockin'-myself-out-of-my-house-inest decision I ever made!</line>
<line start="2668" end="2706" speaker="homestar">This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!</line>
<line start="2713" end="2732" speaker="homestar">Dark and lovely!</line>
<line start="2736" end="2759" speaker="homestar">Bed, Bath, and Be-yond!</line>
<line start="2760" end="2784" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar, what're you doin'?</line>
<line start="2785" end="2840" speaker="coachz">That thing's made outta flame pro-tardent polymascotfoamalate!</line>
<line start="2842" end="2864" speaker="homestar">Polymascotfoamalate?!</line>
<line start="2868" end="2937" speaker="rumblered">Hmm, but Earthling, they don't have Polymascotfoamalate on my planet.</line>
<line start="2938" end="2952" speaker="rumblered">Errr, rumble.</line>
<line start="2953" end="2990" speaker="thehomestar">That's 'cuz you're a communist fool, red!</line>
<line start="2993" end="3023" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate!</line>
<line start="3024" end="3039" speaker="thehomestar">Feed it to the babies!</line>
<line start="3040" end="3062" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate!</line>
<line start="3063" end="3096" speaker="oldstrongbad">Or as a topping on soured cream!</line>
<line start="3097" end="3161" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ingenuitize the future across the globe!</line>
<line start="3162" end="3168" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="3169" end="3209" speaker="homestar">Ohhhh, right. So I should be perfectly safe!</line>
<line start="3213" end="3225" speaker="homestar">(singing) Polymascotfo-</line>
<line start="3226" end="3238" speaker="sfx">explosion</line>
<line start="3253" end="3264" speaker="sfx">glass breaking</line>
<line start="3272" end="3354" speaker="strongbad">So there you have it! Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done.</line>
<line start="3357" end="3369" speaker="strongbad">Get involved!</line>
<line start="3373" end="3400" speaker="strongbad">Write a letter to your local Homestarman.</line>
<line start="3401" end="3436" speaker="strongbad">Or throw a trash can through a plate glass window.</line>
<line start="3442" end="3493" speaker="homestar">(singing) And that's how I become a laaaaw!</line>
<line start="3494" end="3538" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptooooo!</line>
<line start="3541" end="3552" speaker="thepaper">preeeow!</line>
<line start="3575" end="3598" speaker="homestar">Ptoo! Ptooo!</line>
<line start="3613" end="3640" speaker="rumblered">Oh, but Limozeen-in-space-lings,</line>
<line start="3641" end="3697" speaker="rumblered">they don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on my planet.</line>
<line start="3698" end="3723" speaker="rumblered">Er, grumble.</line>
<line start="3724" end="3768" speaker="larry">That's 'cuz you don't have polyhairsprayteasealate!</line>
<line start="3770" end="3795" speaker="mary">And you're a communist fool!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

The Show

2008-04-13T18:51:01Z

Pdedecker: /* Features on ''The Show'' */

{{about|Homestar's game/political talk show}} {{for|Strong Bad Email|the show}}
[[Image:sbemail66.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"But it turned out I didn't die."]]

'''''The Show''''' is [[Homestar Runner]]'s supposed "game and political talk" show.

''The Show'' has many similarities to real game shows. The set is modeled much after those designed in the 1970s. In particular, the rounded rectangles, chasing lights, and orange shag carpet featured in the background suggest a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Match Game|Match Game]]'' prior to 1978. Homestar's mic is also similar to [[Wikipedia:Gene Rayburn|Gene Rayburn]]'s mic from the ''[[wikipedia:The Match Game|Match Game]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Bob Barker|Bob Barker]]'s original mic from ''[[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]]''. The game [[Pom Pom]] and [[The Poopsmith]] are playing in "[[the show]]" bears resemblance to ''[[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]]'', a popular game show originally airing in the late '60s.

==Features on ''The Show''==
''The Show'' features these segments:
*Share your polictical views.
*Recite a list (in the email "[[the show]]", Homestar reads the answers off the cards).
*Play a ''[[imdb:tt0181057|Tic Tac Dough]]''-style game.
*Play the "games" or "guess the price" round.
*Answer questions in the "win big" category.
*Get someone to say something coherent (part of a segment called "Chant Words Together").

==Some of the prizes (as seen in [[Main Page 19]])==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Prize !! Awarded by
|-
| The [[Blender]] || Answering a question with "E-mail"
|-
| The [[Ab-Abber 2000]] || Involving "Toons"
|-
| A golden [[The Cheat]] statue || Involving "Downloads"
|-
| [[:Image:TripToHawaii.PNG|A trip to Hawaii]] || Winning the [[Games]] round
|-
| A chair with a hidden price || Winning the "Guess The Price" round
|-
| The [[Gremlin]] || Answering a question in the "Win Big" category
|}

==''The Show! Stupid Home Edition''==
[[Image:the show home editon.png|thumb|220px|From Boardelectrix!]]
'''''The Show: Stupid Home Edition''''' by [[Boardelectrix]], appeared in the email [[geddup noise]]. It is given to losing contestants as a "fine parting gift." The game, according to the front of the box, has these features:
*Choose to recite a list!
*Ask questions, demand answers
*Mostly play by oneself
*Few prizes!
{{clear}}

== ''The Show AM'' ==
[[Image:The show am.PNG|thumb|The Show AM]]
'''''The Show AM''''' debuted in "[[4 branches]]". Unlike ''The Show'', ''The Show AM'' is a morning/tabloid talk show (like ''[[Wikipedia:The View|The View]]'' or ''[[Wikipedia:Maury (TV series)|Maury]]'') instead of a game show. It uses the same set and microphone as ''The Show''. The majority of ''The Show AM'''s audience is female, and the discussions range from fashion makeovers using simple items around the house (such as mustard) to angry confrontations among people in dysfunctional relationships. This relates to ''Match Game'' by referencing the ''Match Game PM'' which aired later than the normal ''Match Game'' and allowed for less censorship.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[the show]]
*[[Main Page 19]]
*Email [[animal]] (podium/background)
*Email [[geddup noise]]
*Email [[4 branches]] (''The Show AM'')
*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]]

[[Category: Places|Show, The]]
[[Category:TV Shows|Show, The]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

The Show

2008-04-13T18:50:42Z

Pdedecker: /* ''The Show AM'' */

{{about|Homestar's game/political talk show}} {{for|Strong Bad Email|the show}}
[[Image:sbemail66.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"But it turned out I didn't die."]]

'''''The Show''''' is [[Homestar Runner]]'s supposed "game and political talk" show.

''The Show'' has many similarities to real game shows. The set is modeled much after those designed in the 1970s. In particular, the rounded rectangles, chasing lights, and orange shag carpet featured in the background suggest a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Match Game|Match Game]]'' prior to 1978. Homestar's mic is also similar to [[Wikipedia:Gene Rayburn|Gene Rayburn]]'s mic from the ''[[wikipedia:The Match Game|Match Game]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Bob Barker|Bob Barker]]'s original mic from ''[[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]]''. The game [[Pom Pom]] and [[The Poopsmith]] are playing in "[[the show]]" bears resemblance to ''[[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]]'', a popular game show originally airing in the late '60s.

==Features on ''The Show''==
''The Show'' features these segments:
*Share your polictical views.
*Recite a list (in the email "[[the show]]," Homestar reads the answers off the cards).
*Play a ''[[imdb:tt0181057|Tic Tac Dough]]''-style game.
*Play the "games" or "guess the price" round.
*Answer questions in the "win big" category.
*Get someone to say something coherent (part of a segment called "Chant Words Together").

==Some of the prizes (as seen in [[Main Page 19]])==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Prize !! Awarded by
|-
| The [[Blender]] || Answering a question with "E-mail"
|-
| The [[Ab-Abber 2000]] || Involving "Toons"
|-
| A golden [[The Cheat]] statue || Involving "Downloads"
|-
| [[:Image:TripToHawaii.PNG|A trip to Hawaii]] || Winning the [[Games]] round
|-
| A chair with a hidden price || Winning the "Guess The Price" round
|-
| The [[Gremlin]] || Answering a question in the "Win Big" category
|}

==''The Show! Stupid Home Edition''==
[[Image:the show home editon.png|thumb|220px|From Boardelectrix!]]
'''''The Show: Stupid Home Edition''''' by [[Boardelectrix]], appeared in the email [[geddup noise]]. It is given to losing contestants as a "fine parting gift." The game, according to the front of the box, has these features:
*Choose to recite a list!
*Ask questions, demand answers
*Mostly play by oneself
*Few prizes!
{{clear}}

== ''The Show AM'' ==
[[Image:The show am.PNG|thumb|The Show AM]]
'''''The Show AM''''' debuted in "[[4 branches]]". Unlike ''The Show'', ''The Show AM'' is a morning/tabloid talk show (like ''[[Wikipedia:The View|The View]]'' or ''[[Wikipedia:Maury (TV series)|Maury]]'') instead of a game show. It uses the same set and microphone as ''The Show''. The majority of ''The Show AM'''s audience is female, and the discussions range from fashion makeovers using simple items around the house (such as mustard) to angry confrontations among people in dysfunctional relationships. This relates to ''Match Game'' by referencing the ''Match Game PM'' which aired later than the normal ''Match Game'' and allowed for less censorship.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[the show]]
*[[Main Page 19]]
*Email [[animal]] (podium/background)
*Email [[geddup noise]]
*Email [[4 branches]] (''The Show AM'')
*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]]

[[Category: Places|Show, The]]
[[Category:TV Shows|Show, The]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA

2008-04-13T18:49:53Z

Pdedecker: /* Riverquest Safariventure */

[[Image:themepark.png|thumb|"More rides than you or your grandmother can handle."]]
'''Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA''' is an [[Made-Up Places|imaginary theme park]] that [[Strong Bad]] fabricated in the email [[theme park]]. Although the park's motto is "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle", the fine print requests that grandmothers not actually be brought to the park. Mount Ridesplace appears to be located [[behind the fence]] in [[Strong Badia]] and features many rides as well as the antics of the [[#Mascots|Mount RidesPlace! USA Mascots]]. Because this theme-park-to-be is very expensive, Strong Bad needs to steal money from "way more hot actresses than he is currently stealing from" in order to make his dream a reality.

==Attractions==

The following are all the known attractions in Mount RidesPlace.

*'''Bowels of Trogdor''' — The flagship roller coaster. It keeps spinning you around in circles until you either [[Puking|throw up]] or catch [[fire]] somehow. [[The King of Town]] was shown riding this. Unfortunately for those such as The Cheat, you have to be "as tall as [[Trogdor]]'s [[beefy arm]]" to ride.
*'''The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular''' — In this show, [[Strong Sad]] stands on a stage dressed as a witch while [[Strong Mad]] tackles him repeatedly without mercy.
*'''Throw Game''' — In [[Bubs]]' throw game, you have to get the blue rings ''in'' the bottles, not looped around them, as is at the very least, a possible feat. If you win, you get a [[Shark-Tooth Bubs|Bubs doll with a horn]]. [[Pom Pom]] has had the displeasure of playing this game, only to find out the impossible rules.
*'''[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] Land''' — [[The Cheat]] is directed here because he's not tall enough to ride the "Bowels of Trogdor". Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land may or may not be a separate theme park. According to the commentary for the email [[theme park]] , Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land was going to have spinning [[Eh! Steve!]]s as a ride.
<gallery>
Image:Bowels of Trogdor.PNG|<center>Bowels of Trogdor</center>
Image:Strong Sad Gets Decked.PNG|<center>The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular</center>
Image:Throw Game.PNG|<center>Throw Game
</gallery>

==Mascots==
The costumed mascots that run around "antic-ing" or "antique-ing" in Mount RidesPlace! USA.
<gallery>
Image:stoppy_sign.PNG|Stoppy
Image:poppy_tire.PNG|Poppy
Image:ryans.png|Ryan S.
</gallery>

*'''Stoppy the Sign''', played by [[Coach Z]], is the [[Stop Sign]] mascot. Although the costume chafes him, he doesn't mind a good chafe.
*'''Poppy the Tire''' is a mascot representing the [[Tire]]. The suit chafes [[Homestar Runner]] like crazy.
*'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]''' appears in mascot form in Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA. Also known as "[[Ryan Sterritt|Ryan S.]]", this character is portrayed by [[Homsar]]. He doesn't even notice the chafe, and claims that "it's time for tasteball."

==Riverquest Safariventure==
[[Image:riverquest.PNG|200px|thumb|It's a falling rock!]]

Until he gets his full funding, Strong Bad makes ends meet with the "Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure". The Cheat is another tour-guide on the Safariventure. Some of the "dangers" found on the ride include a falling rock and a headhunter (played by the wooden cutout of a [[Bear holding a Shark]]). [[Homestar Runner]] says it is the [[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent|"worst $3,000 I ever spent"]].
He seems to have given up on this enterprise, however, as the "boat" was later sold at his [[garage sale]] for $1.04.

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Mascots]]
[[Category:Strong Badia|Mount RidesPlace USA]]

HRWiki:Welcome/nl

2007-11-03T10:05:04Z

Pdedecker: /* Cartoons met ondertitels bekijken */

<div style="border:3px solid #FC0;padding:.5em .5em .5em .5em;color:#000;text-align:left;" class="IntroPageBox">
{{welcome-needs-translation|inprogress=true|LANGUAGE=Dutch}}
{{welcomebox|Homestar Runner in jouw taal!}}
[[Image:Welcome nl.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we je een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner-cartoons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, De Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werk doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Nog een populair onderdeel van de site is Strong Bads slecht getekende stripserie '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. De strip parodieert vier meisjes uit het secundair op hun al even stereotiepe zoektocht naar aantrekkingskracht, populariteit, en liefde, wat gecontrasteerd wordt door het feit dat ze bijna elke aflevering met veel geweld worden [[Death|afgemaakt]].

De website, die voor het grootste stuk in Flash is gebouwd, bevat massa's verborgen [[Easter egg|easter eggs]]: als een bepaald gebied op de pagina op het juiste moment wordt aangeklikt, komt er een extra cartoon of item tevoorschijn. Voorbeeld: in de Strong Bad E-mail [[studying]] kunnen kijkers een verborgen [[Bookazon.com|webpagina]] zien over een boek waar Strong Bad over aan het praten is. Op het einde van de e-mail [[vacation]] kan je op een van de vijf postkaarten klikken om te horen wat Strong Bad denkt over de [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|plaatsen die hij bezocht heeft]].

Bijna elke maandag wordt er iets nieuws aan de site toegevoegd zoals een cartoon, een Strong Bad e-mail, een online Flash-spel of [[Store|merchandise]] zoals [[Store CD/DVDs|DVD's]] en [[Store Toys|actiefiguren]].

==Cartoons met ondertitels bekijken==
Wij raden je aan om het '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one-script]]''' te gebruiken. Daarvoor heb je [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox Firefox] en [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox-addon/748 Greasemonkey] nodig. Dit script zal je de mogelijkheid geven om automatisch Homestar Runner-cartoons te ondertitelen. De installatie- en configuratieinstructies staan [[#Instructies voor het gebruik van het Greasemonkey All-in-one-script|verder]] op deze pagina.

Als je niets wil installeren op je computer, kan je onze '''online viewer''' gebruiken om de meeste ondertitelde cartoons te kijken.

Als je beslist hebt of je het All-in-one-script of de online viewer wil gebruiken, kan je de [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|lijst van Nederlandse ondertitels]] bekijken om een cartoon te kiezen die je wilt kijken. Alle cartoons op die pagina zijn al vertaald naar het Nederlands. Als je het Greasemonkey script hebt geïnstalleerd, klik dan op de "play"-link rechts van de naam van de cartoon om ernaar te kijken. Als je voor de online viewer hebt gekozen, klik dan op "local viewer". Als je cartoons wilt kijken zonder ondertiteling, neem dan eens een kijkje in het [[HR:toons.html|cartoons-menu]] op homestarrunner.com.

==Instructies voor het gebruik van het Greasemonkey All-in-one-script==
Als je ervoor kiest om Homestar Runner-cartoons met ondertitels te kijken in je Firefox-browser (aangeraden), lees dan deze instructies door voor hulp met de installatie en het gebruik van het script.

===Installatie===
Eerst en vooral: zorg dat je zowel [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] als [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] hebt geïnstalleerd op je computer.

Klik vervolgens gewoon op [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js deze link] om het script te installeren.

Om te upgraden naar een nieuwe versie wanneer er een beschikbaar is, klik dan gewoon opnieuw op de installatielink – het zal automatisch de oude versie vervangen. Het script zal automatisch zoeken naar nieuwe versie als je [[#check for updates|die functie]] inschakelt.

===Configuratie===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|Het voorkeuren-menu]]
Zodra je het script hebt geïnstalleerd, ga dan naar [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. Je zou een pictogram moeten zien linksboven in de hoek. Klik erop om het voorkeuren-menu te openen — het zou er ongeveer moeten uitzien als op de afbeelding.

Het volgende onderdeel gaat uitleggen waar elke optie voor dient. Als je gewoon de ondertiteling wilt inschakelen, sla dit dan over en ga onmiddelijk naar [[#show_subtitles|7—Ondertiteling tonen]]

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Ondertitels vertalen==
Als je vlot Engels en Nederlands kan, zouden we het leuk vinden als je kwam helpen met het vertalen van ondertitels voor Homestar Runner-cartoons. Ga naar [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] voor meer informatie over het ondertitelingsproject en hoe je kan meehelpen!
</div>
[[Category:International welcome pages needing translation]]

HRWiki:Welcome/nl

2007-11-03T10:04:13Z

Pdedecker: /* Configuratie */

<div style="border:3px solid #FC0;padding:.5em .5em .5em .5em;color:#000;text-align:left;" class="IntroPageBox">
{{welcome-needs-translation|inprogress=true|LANGUAGE=Dutch}}
{{welcomebox|Homestar Runner in jouw taal!}}
[[Image:Welcome nl.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we je een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner-cartoons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, De Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werk doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Nog een populair onderdeel van de site is Strong Bads slecht getekende stripserie '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. De strip parodieert vier meisjes uit het secundair op hun al even stereotiepe zoektocht naar aantrekkingskracht, populariteit, en liefde, wat gecontrasteerd wordt door het feit dat ze bijna elke aflevering met veel geweld worden [[Death|afgemaakt]].

De website, die voor het grootste stuk in Flash is gebouwd, bevat massa's verborgen [[Easter egg|easter eggs]]: als een bepaald gebied op de pagina op het juiste moment wordt aangeklikt, komt er een extra cartoon of item tevoorschijn. Voorbeeld: in de Strong Bad E-mail [[studying]] kunnen kijkers een verborgen [[Bookazon.com|webpagina]] zien over een boek waar Strong Bad over aan het praten is. Op het einde van de e-mail [[vacation]] kan je op een van de vijf postkaarten klikken om te horen wat Strong Bad denkt over de [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|plaatsen die hij bezocht heeft]].

Bijna elke maandag wordt er iets nieuws aan de site toegevoegd zoals een cartoon, een Strong Bad e-mail, een online Flash-spel of [[Store|merchandise]] zoals [[Store CD/DVDs|DVD's]] en [[Store Toys|actiefiguren]].

==Cartoons met ondertitels bekijken==
Wij raden je aan om het '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one-script]] te gebruiken. Daarvoor heb je [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox Firefox] en [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox-addon/748 Greasemonkey] nodig. Dit script zal je de mogelijkheid geven om automatisch Homestar Runner-cartoons te ondertitelen. De installatie- en configuratieinstructies staan [[#Instructies voor het gebruik van het Greasemonkey All-in-one-script|verder]] op deze pagina.

Als je niets wil installeren op je computer, kan je onze '''online viewer''' gebruiken om de meeste ondertitelde cartoons te kijken.

Als je beslist hebt of je het All-in-one-script of de online viewer wil gebruiken, kan je de [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|lijst van Nederlandse ondertitels]] bekijken om een cartoon te kiezen die je wilt kijken. Alle cartoons op die pagina zijn al vertaald naar het Nederlands. Als je het Greasemonkey script hebt geïnstalleerd, klik dan op de "play"-link rechts van de naam van de cartoon om ernaar te kijken. Als je voor de online viewer hebt gekozen, klik dan op "local viewer". Als je cartoons wilt kijken zonder ondertiteling, neem dan eens een kijkje in het [[HR:toons.html|cartoons-menu]] op homestarrunner.com.

==Instructies voor het gebruik van het Greasemonkey All-in-one-script==
Als je ervoor kiest om Homestar Runner-cartoons met ondertitels te kijken in je Firefox-browser (aangeraden), lees dan deze instructies door voor hulp met de installatie en het gebruik van het script.

===Installatie===
Eerst en vooral: zorg dat je zowel [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] als [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] hebt geïnstalleerd op je computer.

Klik vervolgens gewoon op [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js deze link] om het script te installeren.

Om te upgraden naar een nieuwe versie wanneer er een beschikbaar is, klik dan gewoon opnieuw op de installatielink – het zal automatisch de oude versie vervangen. Het script zal automatisch zoeken naar nieuwe versie als je [[#check for updates|die functie]] inschakelt.

===Configuratie===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|Het voorkeuren-menu]]
Zodra je het script hebt geïnstalleerd, ga dan naar [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. Je zou een pictogram moeten zien linksboven in de hoek. Klik erop om het voorkeuren-menu te openen — het zou er ongeveer moeten uitzien als op de afbeelding.

Het volgende onderdeel gaat uitleggen waar elke optie voor dient. Als je gewoon de ondertiteling wilt inschakelen, sla dit dan over en ga onmiddelijk naar [[#show_subtitles|7—Ondertiteling tonen]]

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Ondertitels vertalen==
Als je vlot Engels en Nederlands kan, zouden we het leuk vinden als je kwam helpen met het vertalen van ondertitels voor Homestar Runner-cartoons. Ga naar [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] voor meer informatie over het ondertitelingsproject en hoe je kan meehelpen!
</div>
[[Category:International welcome pages needing translation]]

HRWiki:Welcome/nl

2007-11-03T10:03:41Z

Pdedecker: Translated some more stuff

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{{welcome-needs-translation|inprogress=true|LANGUAGE=Dutch}}
{{welcomebox|Homestar Runner in jouw taal!}}
[[Image:Welcome nl.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we je een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner-cartoons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, De Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werk doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Nog een populair onderdeel van de site is Strong Bads slecht getekende stripserie '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. De strip parodieert vier meisjes uit het secundair op hun al even stereotiepe zoektocht naar aantrekkingskracht, populariteit, en liefde, wat gecontrasteerd wordt door het feit dat ze bijna elke aflevering met veel geweld worden [[Death|afgemaakt]].

De website, die voor het grootste stuk in Flash is gebouwd, bevat massa's verborgen [[Easter egg|easter eggs]]: als een bepaald gebied op de pagina op het juiste moment wordt aangeklikt, komt er een extra cartoon of item tevoorschijn. Voorbeeld: in de Strong Bad E-mail [[studying]] kunnen kijkers een verborgen [[Bookazon.com|webpagina]] zien over een boek waar Strong Bad over aan het praten is. Op het einde van de e-mail [[vacation]] kan je op een van de vijf postkaarten klikken om te horen wat Strong Bad denkt over de [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|plaatsen die hij bezocht heeft]].

Bijna elke maandag wordt er iets nieuws aan de site toegevoegd zoals een cartoon, een Strong Bad e-mail, een online Flash-spel of [[Store|merchandise]] zoals [[Store CD/DVDs|DVD's]] en [[Store Toys|actiefiguren]].

==Cartoons met ondertitels bekijken==
Wij raden je aan om het '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one-script]] te gebruiken. Daarvoor heb je [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox Firefox] en [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox-addon/748 Greasemonkey] nodig. Dit script zal je de mogelijkheid geven om automatisch Homestar Runner-cartoons te ondertitelen. De installatie- en configuratieinstructies staan [[#Instructies voor het gebruik van het Greasemonkey All-in-one-script|verder]] op deze pagina.

Als je niets wil installeren op je computer, kan je onze '''online viewer''' gebruiken om de meeste ondertitelde cartoons te kijken.

Als je beslist hebt of je het All-in-one-script of de online viewer wil gebruiken, kan je de [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|lijst van Nederlandse ondertitels]] bekijken om een cartoon te kiezen die je wilt kijken. Alle cartoons op die pagina zijn al vertaald naar het Nederlands. Als je het Greasemonkey script hebt geïnstalleerd, klik dan op de "play"-link rechts van de naam van de cartoon om ernaar te kijken. Als je voor de online viewer hebt gekozen, klik dan op "local viewer". Als je cartoons wilt kijken zonder ondertiteling, neem dan eens een kijkje in het [[HR:toons.html|cartoons-menu]] op homestarrunner.com.

==Instructies voor het gebruik van het Greasemonkey All-in-one-script==
Als je ervoor kiest om Homestar Runner-cartoons met ondertitels te kijken in je Firefox-browser (aangeraden), lees dan deze instructies door voor hulp met de installatie en het gebruik van het script.

===Installatie===
Eerst en vooral: zorg dat je zowel [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] als [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] hebt geïnstalleerd op je computer.

Klik vervolgens gewoon op [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js deze link] om het script te installeren.

Om te upgraden naar een nieuwe versie wanneer er een beschikbaar is, klik dan gewoon opnieuw op de installatielink – het zal automatisch de oude versie vervangen. Het script zal automatisch zoeken naar nieuwe versie als je [[#check for updates|die functie]] inschakelt.

===Configuratie===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|Het voorkeuren-menu]]
Zodra je het script hebt geïnstalleerd, ga dan naar [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. Je zou een pictogram moeten zien linksboven in de hoek. Klik erop om het voorkeuren-menu te openen — het zou er ongeveer moeten uitzien als op de afbeelding.

Het volgende onderdeel gaat uitleggen waar elke optie voor dient. Als je gewoon de ondertiteling wilt inschakelen, sla dit dan over en ga onmiddelijk naar [[#show_subtitles]]|7—Ondertiteling tonen]]

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Ondertitels vertalen==
Als je vlot Engels en Nederlands kan, zouden we het leuk vinden als je kwam helpen met het vertalen van ondertitels voor Homestar Runner-cartoons. Ga naar [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] voor meer informatie over het ondertitelingsproject en hoe je kan meehelpen!
</div>
[[Category:International welcome pages needing translation]]

User talk:Pdedecker

2007-11-02T08:13:35Z

Pdedecker: /* Dutch Welcome Page */

<div style="border: 1px solid #069; background: #DEF; padding: 0.5em">
==Welcome, Pdedecker!==
Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki!''' We're glad to have you as a member. If you need any help, feel free to [[User talk:Phlip|ask me]], or anyone else on the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee#Members|welcoming committee]]. You can also post questions on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips to get you started:
*If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help]] page, and the [[HRWiki:FAQ|FAQ]].
*If this is the first wiki you've been on, you might want to look at the [[Help:Editing|editing help page]], or the more complete [[meta:Help:Contents|MediaWiki Users' Guide]].
*Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
*When you leave a message on a talk page, sign it by typing <code>~~~~</code> after it. That'll automagically put your username and the time.
*Read up on the rules and guidelines for your [[HRWiki:User space|user space]].
*If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].
*To practice editing, go over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].
*If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum], or if you're feeling creative, you can register at the [[HRFWiki:|Fanstuff wiki]].
*If you see an update on [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]] that isn't listed on the [[Main Page]], put it up [[H*R.com updates|here]].
*Above all, be sure to '''be bold''' and have fun!

Feel free to delete this message when you're done reading it. (In general, it's considered poor etiquette to remove others' comments from your talk page, but this message is just here to be helpful. It's fine to remove it once you don't need it.) I hope this information is helpful, and that you'll have a good experience contributing to our knowledge-base and our community.

Sincerely, 
[[User:Phlip|<tt>phlip</tt>]], and the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Homestar Runner Wiki Welcoming Committee]], 11:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
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==Dutch Subtitles==
Nice to see someone new paying an interest to the Subtitles project! Unfortunately things need to be done behind the scenes for a new subtitles language to work... If you post a note on [[HRWiki Talk:Subtitles]], I'm sure the powers that be will set it all up for you. Thanks, and keep up the good work! {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
:One minor thing... in the <code><transcript></code> tag at the top of the subtitles script, could you make a habit of changing the <code>xml:lang="en-us"</code> to <code>xml:lang="nl"</code>? Just so that the subtitles system knows it's looking at Dutch subtitles when it loads them, rather than American English ones. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:08, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
::Whoops. I must have overlooked that. I'm sorry. :) --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 12:31, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
I also have a tip for you, pdedecker. I assume you're just picking up the English version and changing "English" to "Dutch" at the top, but this step is no longer necessary. The location of the page takes care of it automatically, and the language should just be removed. For example, instead of <code><nowiki>{{subtitles|Dutch|virus}}</nowiki></code> you should put <code><nowiki>{{subtitles|virus}}</nowiki></code>. Thanks, and keep on tranglin'. And if you already figured this out, then rock, rock on! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:31, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey, good jorb with those subtitles! And well done for starting a new language! Weclome to the team :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:18, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey there, pdedecker. It would probably be a good idea to add {{t|fixtranslation}} to the top of any pages where you're not sure of some lines (like [[Subtitles:sbemail155/nl|sbemail155]]), so we can keep track of what needs to be fixed. Thanks! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:29, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
:I was looking for a way to mark these translations as "unverified" but I couldn't find the right template, so thanks for the tip. I've added it to [[Subtitles:sbemail155/nl]] as you requested ''(it's currently the only translation that needs to be reviewed)''. --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 16:42, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

== Dutch Welcome Page ==

Hey there, Pdedecker! I noticed that you've put a lot of work into translating Dutch subtitles, and I was wondering if you would be interested in helping make a Dutch welcome portal.

The idea is to make a translated version of [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Welcome/LANGUAGE_CODE]] in each language we have subtitles for — eventually there will be links on the [[main page]], so that speakers of Dutch (and other languages) don't have to wade through several pages written in English to figure out how to watch Homestar Runner in their own language. So far, the welcome portal has been translated into several languages — click on the links at the top to see some of them!

So, if you're interested, you could copy the above page and work on translating it [[HRWiki:Welcome/nl|here]]. If you don't have time to work on it, I understand, but I just thought I'd ask. Thanks, and let me know if you have any questions! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:32, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

:I translated a few paragraphs, I'll try to complete the article when I find the time to do it. --[[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 08:13, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

HRWiki:Welcome/nl

2007-11-02T08:11:55Z

Pdedecker:

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Homestar Runner in jouw taal!
[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|Deutsch]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/he|עברית]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/es|Español]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fr|Français]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/nl|Nederlands]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fi|Suomi]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pl|Polski]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pt-br|Português do Brasil]]
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[[Image:Welcome es.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we je een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner-cartoons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, De Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werk doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Nog een populair onderdeel van de site is Strong Bads slecht getekende stripserie '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. De strip parodieert vier meisjes uit het secundair op hun al even stereotiepe zoektocht naar aantrekkingskracht, populariteit, en liefde, wat gecontrasteerd wordt door het feit dat ze bijna elke aflevering met veel geweld worden [[Death|afgemaakt]].

The website, built mostly out of Flash animations, is filled with hidden [[Easter egg]]s: if a certain area on the page is mouse-clicked at the right time, an additional cartoon or screen will appear. For example, in the Strong Bad Email [[studying]], viewers can view a hidden [[Bookazon.com|Web page]] about a book that Strong Bad mentions. Also, at the end of the e-mail [[vacation]], you can click on one of five postcards to hear what Strong Bad thinks of the particular [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|place he has visited]].

Nearly every Monday, some sort of update, such as a short, a longer cartoon, a Strong Bad email, an online Flash game, or [[Store|real-life merchandise]] like [[Store CD/DVDs|DVDs]] and [[Store Toys|action figures]], is added to the website.

==How to watch toons with subtitles==
The recommended way to watch the subtitles is using the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one script]]'''. You need to install [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] for this. This script will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you watch Homestar Runner cartoons. For installation and setup instructions for this script, [[#Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script|see below]].

If you don't want to install anything on your computer, you can use our '''local viewer''' to watch most subtitled toons.

Once you've decided whether to install the All-in-one script or use the local viewer, you can visit the [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|list of toons with Dutch subtitles]] to select a toon to watch. Any toon on this page has been translated into Dutch. If you've installed the Greasemonkey script, click on the name of the toon to watch it, or if you want to use the local viewer, click the link labeled "local viewer" next to the name of the toon. If you would like to watch toons without translated subtitles, you can find them at the [[HR:toons.html|toons menu]] at homestarrunner.com.

==Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script==
If you choose to view Homestar Runner toons with subtitles in your Firefox browser (recommended), then read this section for full instructions for installation and use.

===Installation===
First, make sure that you have installed both [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] on your computer.

Then, just click on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js this link] to install the script.

To upgrade a new version when it's updated, just click the install link again – it'll automatically replace the old version. The script will automatically check for updates for you if [[#check for updates|the option]] is enabled.

===Configuring preferences===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|The preferences menu]]
Once you've installed the script, navigate to [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. You should see an icon in the upper left-hand corner of the window. Click this to bring up a preferences menu — it should look similar to the one at the right.

The next section will explain what each option does. If you just want to activate subtitles, skip down to [[#show_subtitles|7—Show subtitles]].

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Translating subtitles==
If you are fluent in English as well as Dutch, we would love to have your help translating subtitles for Homestar Runner toons. Please visit [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] for extensive details about the subtitles project and how to get involved!
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[[Category:International welcome pages needing translation]]

HRWiki:Welcome/nl

2007-11-02T08:06:59Z

Pdedecker:

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<div style="position:relative; top:-8px; left:-10px; float:left;">[[Image:Boxsub.png|140px]]</div>
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Homestar Runner in jouw taal!
[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|Deutsch]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/he|עברית]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/es|Español]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fr|Français]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/nl|Nederlands]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fi|Suomi]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pl|Polski]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pt-br|Português do Brasil]]
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[[Image:Welcome es.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we je een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner-cartoons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, De Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werkt doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Another popular feature on the website is Strong Bad's crudely drawn comic series ''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. The comic parodies four archetypal high-school girls and their equally archetypal quest for attractiveness, popularity, and love, which is continually frustrated by their violent [[death]]s in every episode.

The website, built mostly out of Flash animations, is filled with hidden [[Easter egg]]s: if a certain area on the page is mouse-clicked at the right time, an additional cartoon or screen will appear. For example, in the Strong Bad Email [[studying]], viewers can view a hidden [[Bookazon.com|Web page]] about a book that Strong Bad mentions. Also, at the end of the e-mail [[vacation]], you can click on one of five postcards to hear what Strong Bad thinks of the particular [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|place he has visited]].

Nearly every Monday, some sort of update, such as a short, a longer cartoon, a Strong Bad email, an online Flash game, or [[Store|real-life merchandise]] like [[Store CD/DVDs|DVDs]] and [[Store Toys|action figures]], is added to the website.

==How to watch toons with subtitles==
The recommended way to watch the subtitles is using the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one script]]'''. You need to install [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] for this. This script will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you watch Homestar Runner cartoons. For installation and setup instructions for this script, [[#Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script|see below]].

If you don't want to install anything on your computer, you can use our '''local viewer''' to watch most subtitled toons.

Once you've decided whether to install the All-in-one script or use the local viewer, you can visit the [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|list of toons with Dutch subtitles]] to select a toon to watch. Any toon on this page has been translated into Dutch. If you've installed the Greasemonkey script, click on the name of the toon to watch it, or if you want to use the local viewer, click the link labeled "local viewer" next to the name of the toon. If you would like to watch toons without translated subtitles, you can find them at the [[HR:toons.html|toons menu]] at homestarrunner.com.

==Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script==
If you choose to view Homestar Runner toons with subtitles in your Firefox browser (recommended), then read this section for full instructions for installation and use.

===Installation===
First, make sure that you have installed both [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] on your computer.

Then, just click on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js this link] to install the script.

To upgrade a new version when it's updated, just click the install link again – it'll automatically replace the old version. The script will automatically check for updates for you if [[#check for updates|the option]] is enabled.

===Configuring preferences===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|The preferences menu]]
Once you've installed the script, navigate to [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. You should see an icon in the upper left-hand corner of the window. Click this to bring up a preferences menu — it should look similar to the one at the right.

The next section will explain what each option does. If you just want to activate subtitles, skip down to [[#show_subtitles|7—Show subtitles]].

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Translating subtitles==
If you are fluent in English as well as Dutch, we would love to have your help translating subtitles for Homestar Runner toons. Please visit [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] for extensive details about the subtitles project and how to get involved!
</div>
[[Category:International welcome pages needing translation]]

HRWiki:Welcome/nl

2007-11-02T08:06:14Z

Pdedecker:

<div style="border:3px solid #FC0;padding:.5em .5em .5em .5em;color:#000;text-align:left;" class="IntroPageBox">
<div style="background-color:#FFFFCC; border:3px solid #FC0;">
<div style="position:relative; top:-8px; left:-10px; float:left;">[[Image:Boxsub.png|140px]]</div>
<div style="text-align:center;">
Homestar Runner in jouw taal!
[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|Deutsch]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/he|עברית]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/es|Español]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fr|Français]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/nl|Nederlands]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fi|Suomi]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pl|Polski]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pt-br|Português do Brasil]]
</div>
</div>
[[Image:Welcome es.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we jullie een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner toons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, De Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werkt doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Another popular feature on the website is Strong Bad's crudely drawn comic series ''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. The comic parodies four archetypal high-school girls and their equally archetypal quest for attractiveness, popularity, and love, which is continually frustrated by their violent [[death]]s in every episode.

The website, built mostly out of Flash animations, is filled with hidden [[Easter egg]]s: if a certain area on the page is mouse-clicked at the right time, an additional cartoon or screen will appear. For example, in the Strong Bad Email [[studying]], viewers can view a hidden [[Bookazon.com|Web page]] about a book that Strong Bad mentions. Also, at the end of the e-mail [[vacation]], you can click on one of five postcards to hear what Strong Bad thinks of the particular [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|place he has visited]].

Nearly every Monday, some sort of update, such as a short, a longer cartoon, a Strong Bad email, an online Flash game, or [[Store|real-life merchandise]] like [[Store CD/DVDs|DVDs]] and [[Store Toys|action figures]], is added to the website.

==How to watch toons with subtitles==
The recommended way to watch the subtitles is using the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one script]]'''. You need to install [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] for this. This script will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you watch Homestar Runner cartoons. For installation and setup instructions for this script, [[#Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script|see below]].

If you don't want to install anything on your computer, you can use our '''local viewer''' to watch most subtitled toons.

Once you've decided whether to install the All-in-one script or use the local viewer, you can visit the [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|list of toons with Dutch subtitles]] to select a toon to watch. Any toon on this page has been translated into Dutch. If you've installed the Greasemonkey script, click on the name of the toon to watch it, or if you want to use the local viewer, click the link labeled "local viewer" next to the name of the toon. If you would like to watch toons without translated subtitles, you can find them at the [[HR:toons.html|toons menu]] at homestarrunner.com.

==Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script==
If you choose to view Homestar Runner toons with subtitles in your Firefox browser (recommended), then read this section for full instructions for installation and use.

===Installation===
First, make sure that you have installed both [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] on your computer.

Then, just click on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js this link] to install the script.

To upgrade a new version when it's updated, just click the install link again – it'll automatically replace the old version. The script will automatically check for updates for you if [[#check for updates|the option]] is enabled.

===Configuring preferences===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|The preferences menu]]
Once you've installed the script, navigate to [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. You should see an icon in the upper left-hand corner of the window. Click this to bring up a preferences menu — it should look similar to the one at the right.

The next section will explain what each option does. If you just want to activate subtitles, skip down to [[#show_subtitles|7—Show subtitles]].

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Translating subtitles==
If you are fluent in English as well as Dutch, we would love to have your help translating subtitles for Homestar Runner toons. Please visit [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] for extensive details about the subtitles project and how to get involved!
</div>
[[Category:International welcome pages needing translation]]

HRWiki:Welcome/nl

2007-11-02T08:05:56Z

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{{welcome-needs-translation|Dutch=Dutch}}
<div style="border:3px solid #FC0;padding:.5em .5em .5em .5em;color:#000;text-align:left;" class="IntroPageBox">
<div style="background-color:#FFFFCC; border:3px solid #FC0;">
<div style="position:relative; top:-8px; left:-10px; float:left;">[[Image:Boxsub.png|140px]]</div>
<div style="text-align:center;">
Homestar Runner in jouw taal!
[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|Deutsch]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/he|עברית]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/es|Español]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fr|Français]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/nl|Nederlands]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fi|Suomi]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pl|Polski]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pt-br|Português do Brasil]]
</div>
</div>
[[Image:Welcome es.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we jullie een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner toons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, De Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werkt doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Another popular feature on the website is Strong Bad's crudely drawn comic series ''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. The comic parodies four archetypal high-school girls and their equally archetypal quest for attractiveness, popularity, and love, which is continually frustrated by their violent [[death]]s in every episode.

The website, built mostly out of Flash animations, is filled with hidden [[Easter egg]]s: if a certain area on the page is mouse-clicked at the right time, an additional cartoon or screen will appear. For example, in the Strong Bad Email [[studying]], viewers can view a hidden [[Bookazon.com|Web page]] about a book that Strong Bad mentions. Also, at the end of the e-mail [[vacation]], you can click on one of five postcards to hear what Strong Bad thinks of the particular [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|place he has visited]].

Nearly every Monday, some sort of update, such as a short, a longer cartoon, a Strong Bad email, an online Flash game, or [[Store|real-life merchandise]] like [[Store CD/DVDs|DVDs]] and [[Store Toys|action figures]], is added to the website.

==How to watch toons with subtitles==
The recommended way to watch the subtitles is using the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one script]]'''. You need to install [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] for this. This script will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you watch Homestar Runner cartoons. For installation and setup instructions for this script, [[#Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script|see below]].

If you don't want to install anything on your computer, you can use our '''local viewer''' to watch most subtitled toons.

Once you've decided whether to install the All-in-one script or use the local viewer, you can visit the [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|list of toons with Dutch subtitles]] to select a toon to watch. Any toon on this page has been translated into Dutch. If you've installed the Greasemonkey script, click on the name of the toon to watch it, or if you want to use the local viewer, click the link labeled "local viewer" next to the name of the toon. If you would like to watch toons without translated subtitles, you can find them at the [[HR:toons.html|toons menu]] at homestarrunner.com.

==Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script==
If you choose to view Homestar Runner toons with subtitles in your Firefox browser (recommended), then read this section for full instructions for installation and use.

===Installation===
First, make sure that you have installed both [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] on your computer.

Then, just click on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js this link] to install the script.

To upgrade a new version when it's updated, just click the install link again – it'll automatically replace the old version. The script will automatically check for updates for you if [[#check for updates|the option]] is enabled.

===Configuring preferences===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|The preferences menu]]
Once you've installed the script, navigate to [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. You should see an icon in the upper left-hand corner of the window. Click this to bring up a preferences menu — it should look similar to the one at the right.

The next section will explain what each option does. If you just want to activate subtitles, skip down to [[#show_subtitles|7—Show subtitles]].

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Translating subtitles==
If you are fluent in English as well as Dutch, we would love to have your help translating subtitles for Homestar Runner toons. Please visit [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] for extensive details about the subtitles project and how to get involved!
</div>
[[Category:International welcome pages needing translation]]

HRWiki:Welcome/nl

2007-11-02T08:04:21Z

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Homestar Runner in jouw taal!
[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|Deutsch]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/he|עברית]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/es|Español]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fr|Français]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/nl|Nederlands]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fi|Suomi]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pl|Polski]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pt-br|Português do Brasil]]
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[[Image:Welcome es.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we jullie een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner toons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, The Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werkt doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters|#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Another popular feature on the website is Strong Bad's crudely drawn comic series ''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. The comic parodies four archetypal high-school girls and their equally archetypal quest for attractiveness, popularity, and love, which is continually frustrated by their violent [[death]]s in every episode.

The website, built mostly out of Flash animations, is filled with hidden [[Easter egg]]s: if a certain area on the page is mouse-clicked at the right time, an additional cartoon or screen will appear. For example, in the Strong Bad Email [[studying]], viewers can view a hidden [[Bookazon.com|Web page]] about a book that Strong Bad mentions. Also, at the end of the e-mail [[vacation]], you can click on one of five postcards to hear what Strong Bad thinks of the particular [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|place he has visited]].

Nearly every Monday, some sort of update, such as a short, a longer cartoon, a Strong Bad email, an online Flash game, or [[Store|real-life merchandise]] like [[Store CD/DVDs|DVDs]] and [[Store Toys|action figures]], is added to the website.

==How to watch toons with subtitles==
The recommended way to watch the subtitles is using the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one script]]'''. You need to install [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] for this. This script will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you watch Homestar Runner cartoons. For installation and setup instructions for this script, [[#Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script|see below]].

If you don't want to install anything on your computer, you can use our '''local viewer''' to watch most subtitled toons.

Once you've decided whether to install the All-in-one script or use the local viewer, you can visit the [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|list of toons with Dutch subtitles]] to select a toon to watch. Any toon on this page has been translated into Dutch. If you've installed the Greasemonkey script, click on the name of the toon to watch it, or if you want to use the local viewer, click the link labeled "local viewer" next to the name of the toon. If you would like to watch toons without translated subtitles, you can find them at the [[HR:toons.html|toons menu]] at homestarrunner.com.

==Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script==
If you choose to view Homestar Runner toons with subtitles in your Firefox browser (recommended), then read this section for full instructions for installation and use.

===Installation===
First, make sure that you have installed both [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] on your computer.

Then, just click on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js this link] to install the script.

To upgrade a new version when it's updated, just click the install link again – it'll automatically replace the old version. The script will automatically check for updates for you if [[#check for updates|the option]] is enabled.

===Configuring preferences===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|The preferences menu]]
Once you've installed the script, navigate to [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. You should see an icon in the upper left-hand corner of the window. Click this to bring up a preferences menu — it should look similar to the one at the right.

The next section will explain what each option does. If you just want to activate subtitles, skip down to [[#show_subtitles|7—Show subtitles]].

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Translating subtitles==
If you are fluent in English as well as Dutch, we would love to have your help translating subtitles for Homestar Runner toons. Please visit [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] for extensive details about the subtitles project and how to get involved!
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HRWiki:Welcome/nl

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Homestar Runner in jouw taal!
[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|Deutsch]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/he|עברית]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/es|Español]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fr|Français]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/nl|Nederlands]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fi|Suomi]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pl|Polski]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pt-br|Português do Brasil]]
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[[Image:Welcome es.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we jullie een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner toons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, The Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werkt doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters|#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Another popular feature on the website is Strong Bad's crudely drawn comic series ''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. The comic parodies four archetypal high-school girls and their equally archetypal quest for attractiveness, popularity, and love, which is continually frustrated by their violent [[death]]s in every episode.

The website, built mostly out of Flash animations, is filled with hidden [[Easter egg]]s: if a certain area on the page is mouse-clicked at the right time, an additional cartoon or screen will appear. For example, in the Strong Bad Email [[studying]], viewers can view a hidden [[Bookazon.com|Web page]] about a book that Strong Bad mentions. Also, at the end of the e-mail [[vacation]], you can click on one of five postcards to hear what Strong Bad thinks of the particular [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|place he has visited]].

Nearly every Monday, some sort of update, such as a short, a longer cartoon, a Strong Bad email, an online Flash game, or [[Store|real-life merchandise]] like [[Store CD/DVDs|DVDs]] and [[Store Toys|action figures]], is added to the website.

==How to watch toons with subtitles==
The recommended way to watch the subtitles is using the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one script]]'''. You need to install [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] for this. This script will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you watch Homestar Runner cartoons. For installation and setup instructions for this script, [[#Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script|see below]].

If you don't want to install anything on your computer, you can use our '''local viewer''' to watch most subtitled toons.

Once you've decided whether to install the All-in-one script or use the local viewer, you can visit the [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|list of toons with Dutch subtitles]] to select a toon to watch. Any toon on this page has been translated into Dutch. If you've installed the Greasemonkey script, click on the name of the toon to watch it, or if you want to use the local viewer, click the link labeled "local viewer" next to the name of the toon. If you would like to watch toons without translated subtitles, you can find them at the [[HR:toons.html|toons menu]] at homestarrunner.com.

==Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script==
If you choose to view Homestar Runner toons with subtitles in your Firefox browser (recommended), then read this section for full instructions for installation and use.

===Installation===
First, make sure that you have installed both [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] on your computer.

Then, just click on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js this link] to install the script.

To upgrade a new version when it's updated, just click the install link again – it'll automatically replace the old version. The script will automatically check for updates for you if [[#check for updates|the option]] is enabled.

===Configuring preferences===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|The preferences menu]]
Once you've installed the script, navigate to [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. You should see an icon in the upper left-hand corner of the window. Click this to bring up a preferences menu — it should look similar to the one at the right.

The next section will explain what each option does. If you just want to activate subtitles, skip down to [[#show_subtitles|7—Show subtitles]].

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Translating subtitles==
If you are fluent in English as well as Dutch, we would love to have your help translating subtitles for Homestar Runner toons. Please visit [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] for extensive details about the subtitles project and how to get involved!
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[[Category:International welcome pages needing translation]]

HRWiki:Welcome/nl

2007-11-02T08:04:00Z

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{{welcome-needs-translation|Dutch=Dutch}}
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<div style="background-color:#FFFFCC; border:3px solid #FC0;">
<div style="position:relative; top:-8px; left:-10px; float:left;">[[Image:Boxsub.png|140px]]</div>
<div style="text-align:center;">
Homestar Runner in jouw taal!
[[HRWiki:Welcome/de|Deutsch]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/he|עברית]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/es|Español]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fr|Français]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/nl|Nederlands]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/fi|Suomi]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pl|Polski]] | [[HRWiki:Welcome/pt-br|Português do Brasil]]
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[[Image:Welcome es.png|thumb|Welkom op de Homestar Runner Wiki!]]
Hallo daar, welkom op de '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', een samenwerkingsproject dat als doel heeft te schrijven over alles wat met [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] te maken heeft! Aangezien jij '''Nederlands''' praat, willen we jullie een speciaal welkom geven! Hoewel al onze artikels in het Engels geschreven zijn, hebben een aantal vrijwilligers een hoopje Homestar Runner toons ondertiteld zodat je ze gewoon in je eigen taal kan kijken! Een van onze doelen is om Homestar Runner toegankelijk te maken voor internationaal publiek, dus we zijn blij dat je deze pagina hebt gevonden en hopen dat het je zal helpen om plezier te beleven aan onze favoriete internetcartoon. Als je vragen hebt, stel ze dan in het Engels of Nederlands op [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}|deze pagina]]. Merk ook op dat hoewel dit artikel in het Nederlands geschreven is, ongeveer alle links naar Engelse artikels leiden.

==Een inleiding op Homestar Runner==
[[Image:thinginabag.png|thumb|Strong Mad, Strong Bad, The Cheat, en Homestar Runner]]
[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] (vaak afgekort als HR, HSR of H*R) is voor het grootste deel een geanimeerde Flash-cartoon die bekeken kan worden op [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. De site werd in 1999 gemaakt door [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike en Matt Chapman]].

De [[Toons|cartoons]] gaan meestel over het [[Characters|personage]] [[Homestar Runner]], een ietwat rare atleet met een goed hart. Het personage [[Strong Bad]] daarentegen echter is populairder bij fans van de site, vooral dan door zijn bijna-wekelijkse [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad E-mails]], korte cartoons waarin hij echte e-mail van kijkers beantwoordt. Strong Bad werkt nauw samen met zijn sidekick [[The Cheat|De Cheat]] en laat zijn broer [[Strong Mad]] al het vuile werkt doen. Samen zitten ze voortdurend Strong Bads vreemde en voortdurend depressieve broer [[Strong Sad]] te irriteren. Vele onderdelen van de site—[[Songs||muziek]], [[games|spellen]], [[main pages|hoofdpagina's]], enzovoort—zijn gebaseerd op dingen uit Strong Bad E-mails.

Verschillende andere personages zijn vaak te vinden in de [[Free Country, USA|wereld]]: Homestars natuur-liefhebbend vriendinnetje [[Marzipan]], wiens [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|antwoordapparaat]] een geliefd doelwit is voor [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|pesttelefoontjes]], Homestars beste vriend [[Pom Pom]], de verbaal mindervalide coach [[Coach Z]], de eigenaar van de [[Bubs' Concession Stand|buurtwinkel]] [[Bubs]], en zijn [[The Poopsmith|Poopsmith]]. Daarnaast is er nog [[Homsar]], een [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|raar pratend]] personage dat ontstaan is uit een typfout in een [[homsar|slecht geschreven mail naar Strong Bad]]. Veel van deze personages hebben [[Characters|#Variations|tegenhangers]].

Another popular feature on the website is Strong Bad's crudely drawn comic series ''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''. The comic parodies four archetypal high-school girls and their equally archetypal quest for attractiveness, popularity, and love, which is continually frustrated by their violent [[death]]s in every episode.

The website, built mostly out of Flash animations, is filled with hidden [[Easter egg]]s: if a certain area on the page is mouse-clicked at the right time, an additional cartoon or screen will appear. For example, in the Strong Bad Email [[studying]], viewers can view a hidden [[Bookazon.com|Web page]] about a book that Strong Bad mentions. Also, at the end of the e-mail [[vacation]], you can click on one of five postcards to hear what Strong Bad thinks of the particular [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|place he has visited]].

Nearly every Monday, some sort of update, such as a short, a longer cartoon, a Strong Bad email, an online Flash game, or [[Store|real-life merchandise]] like [[Store CD/DVDs|DVDs]] and [[Store Toys|action figures]], is added to the website.

==How to watch toons with subtitles==
The recommended way to watch the subtitles is using the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|Greasemonkey All-in-one script]]'''. You need to install [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] for this. This script will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you watch Homestar Runner cartoons. For installation and setup instructions for this script, [[#Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script|see below]].

If you don't want to install anything on your computer, you can use our '''local viewer''' to watch most subtitled toons.

Once you've decided whether to install the All-in-one script or use the local viewer, you can visit the [[User:Trey56/HRWiki:Subtitles/Toon List/nl|list of toons with Dutch subtitles]] to select a toon to watch. Any toon on this page has been translated into Dutch. If you've installed the Greasemonkey script, click on the name of the toon to watch it, or if you want to use the local viewer, click the link labeled "local viewer" next to the name of the toon. If you would like to watch toons without translated subtitles, you can find them at the [[HR:toons.html|toons menu]] at homestarrunner.com.

==Instructions for using the Greasemonkey All-in-one script==
If you choose to view Homestar Runner toons with subtitles in your Firefox browser (recommended), then read this section for full instructions for installation and use.

===Installation===
First, make sure that you have installed both [http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/ Firefox] and [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 Greasemonkey] on your computer.

Then, just click on [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Phlip/Greasemonkey&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&fakeextension=.user.js this link] to install the script.

To upgrade a new version when it's updated, just click the install link again – it'll automatically replace the old version. The script will automatically check for updates for you if [[#check for updates|the option]] is enabled.

===Configuring preferences===
[[Image:All-in-one script preferences with numbers.png|thumb|250px|The preferences menu]]
Once you've installed the script, navigate to [[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]. You should see an icon in the upper left-hand corner of the window. Click this to bring up a preferences menu — it should look similar to the one at the right.

The next section will explain what each option does. If you just want to activate subtitles, skip down to [[#show_subtitles|7—Show subtitles]].

;1—Resize flash to full-screen (Resize flash to full-screen)
:Choosing this option will enable you to maximize the size of the Flash player to fill your browser window, rather than view it at its original, smaller size.
:;1a—Show outside-the-frame action (Show outside-the-frame action)
::Choosing this option will remove the black border from the toon and show you some extra animation unintended for viewers.
;2—Show seek bar (Show seek bar)
:Choosing this option will activate a seek bar below the flash player, enabling you to skip to any point in a toon.
:;2a—Show frame counter on seek bar (Show frame counter on seek bar)
::Choosing this option will create a display on the seek bar showing you the current frame of the toon and the total number of frames.
;3—Add HRWiki link (Add HRWiki link)
:Choosing this option will add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser which will lead to an article on this wiki about the toon you're watching.
;4—Show previous/next buttons (Show previous/next buttons)
:Choosing this option will add links in the lower left-hand and lower right-hand corners of your browser that will link to the previous and next toons in the series, respectively.
:;4a—Check if next exists (Check if next exists)
::Choosing this option makes the script check to see if the next Strong Bad Email exists when you are viewing one.
;5—Turn everything upside-down (Turn everything upside-down)
:Choosing this option will flip the toons upside-down, as they appeared on [[April Fools' 2006]].
;6—Plain HTML navbar (Plain HTML navbar)
:Choosing this option will replace the [[Site Components#NavBar|navbar]] below the flash player with an HTML version that has the same links. With this option, you can specify which categories of toons from which you want the "rando" link to select a random toon.
:;6a—Include Big Toons in rando (Include Big Toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Big Toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6b—Include Shorts in rando (Include Shorts in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Shorts in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6c—Include Holiday toons in rando (Include Holiday toons in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Holiday toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6d—Include Puppet Stuff in rando (Include Puppet Stuff in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Puppet Stuff in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6e—Include Powered by The Cheat in rando (Include Powered by The Cheat in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Powered by the Cheat toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6f—Include Strong Bad Emails in rando (Include Strong Bad Emails in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Strong Bad Emails in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6g—Include Answering Machine in rando (Include Answering Machine in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Marzipan Answering Machines in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
:;6h—Include Teen Girl Squad in rando (Include Teen Girl Squad in rando)
::Choosing this option will include Teen Girl Squad toons in the pool from which the "rando" link selects a random toon.
;7—Show subtitles (Show subtitles)
:Choosing this option will enable subtitles for the toon you are watching, if they exist. If someone has translated subtitles for that toon, they will then automatically appear after you click [[#save_and_apply|Save and Apply]]. If no subtitles have been translated for that toon, none will appear. This will also add a link in the upper right-hand corner of your browser leading to the subtitles' code page on the wiki.
:;7a—Subtitle Language (Subtitle Language)
::Click the arrow on this menu to select Dutch from the drop-down list.
:;7b—Show captions (Show captions)
::This option shows subtitles for important sound effects, as well as for speech. It is intended to make viewing easier for the hard of hearing.
:;7c—Use colours (Use colours)
::Choosing this option will cause different characters' lines to appear in different colors.
:;7d—Show speakers' names (Show speakers' names)
::This menu has three options: (i) "Never" ("Never"), (ii) "On voiceovers" ("On voiceovers"), and (iii) "Always" ("Always"). Select the option that corresponds to the circumstances in which you would like a character's name to appear alongside his lines.
:;7e—Test subtitles script (Test subtitles script)
::This option is for writers of subtitles only. If you check it, a larger box will appear in which you can paste your own subtitles script to override any ones already defined for that toon. In this way, translators can test their subtitles without editing the subtitles page on the wiki.
;8—Check for updates (Check for updates)
:This option will make the script regularly check to see if there is a new version of the script available.
;9—Save and Apply (Save and Apply) or Clear subtitles cache (Clear subtitles cache)
:When you have finished configuring your preferences, click the button on the left to save them and apply your changes. If you would like to reload the subtitles from their page on the wiki, click the button on the right.

==Translating subtitles==
If you are fluent in English as well as Dutch, we would love to have your help translating subtitles for Homestar Runner toons. Please visit [[HRWiki:Subtitles]] for extensive details about the subtitles project and how to get involved!
</div>
[[Category:International welcome pages needing translation]]

Blatant Lies

2007-08-02T09:42:45Z

Pdedecker: Added email "credit card"

[[Image:Notswimpractice.PNG|thumb|"On Saturday I certainly don't wake up at 6 A.M., put on a [[Wikipedia:Speedo|Speedo]], and go to swim practice."]]
Characters have been known to '''blatantly lie''' to one another or to the audience, often in an attempt to try to persuade others that something is either true or untrue, when in fact the opposite is extremely obvious.

==Appearances==
===Strong Bad Emails===
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad receives a phishing email that states: "We promise we are very real and not just trying to steal your money."
*Email [[sugarbob]] — Strong Bad types in different colors and fonts to try to convince the emailer's girlfriend that he is taken by several other girlfriends.
*Email [[lures & jigs]] — Strong Bad accidentally admits to not knowing anything about the ladies. He then hurriedly tries to rectify his slip-up before running off.
*Email [[huttah!]] — Strong Bad says that [[The Cheat]] looks like a cheese or an anvil, then says that they are two of the finest things in life when The Cheat walks in. He then tapes a piece of paper reading "the cheat" on the [[Compy 386]] to make it look as if emails to him are to The Cheat.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad says that he doesn't use a stunt double. When ''Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1'' is then shown, it is obvious that Strong Sad is Strong Bad's stunt double.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad is singing while standing on the stool when Strong Sad walks in. Strong Bad claims that he was just checking the lights, even though the ceiling of the [[Computer Room]] is far too high for him to reach.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad begins to sniffle over [[Li'l Brudder]], and runs off claiming that he just has "a food" in the oven.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad tries to convince the viewer that on Saturdays, he does not go to swim practice, and instead takes battle axe lessons. In an [[Easter egg]], Strong Sad is seen telling Strong Bad that they are late for swim practice.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad says that the hot girl that he will be dancing with will be The Cheat, before catching himself and stating that it will be an actual hot girl.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad sings "Comin' in to work on time.." while coming to his job at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 15 minutes late.
*Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Bad says that his secret identity is The Poopsmith, only to be disproven when The Poopsmith himself walks in. Also, in the email [[big white face]], Strong Bad can be seen giving The Poopsmith a cake.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Bad says that he is holding the [[Ladies' Choice Awards]], but no ladies show up.
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad claims that he got a message on his "answering machine" from "Delilelia". It is obvious that he is the one providing the girl's voice, and that the "answering machine" is just a clock radio.
*Email [[road trip]] — Strong Bad emphasizes that a "not originally yellow spotted sheet" is from Strong Sad's room, and not his room.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — After [[Coach Z]] and [[Homestar Runner]] accuse themselves of being the [[Thnikkaman]] and stealing the [[Lappy 486]], respectively, they both try to cover it up by talking about "sports team".
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Strong Bad claims that his strongest event in the [[Strong Badathlon (contest)|Strong Badathlon]] is "Probably Something with Guitars, lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls". This event is only shown in [[Powered by The Cheat]] form, obviously suggesting that the event did not actually take place.
*Email [[the movies]] — [[The King of Town]] insists that his many trays of sizzling fajitas came from a box of [[Wikipedia:Milk Duds|Milk Duds]].
*Email [[from work]] — [[Bubs]] tries to cover up the fact that he was going to go and play a gnome tasering game by saying that he was going to get back to "upgrading the... taserin' that gnome... server".

===Marzipan's Answering Machine===
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
**After leaving Marzipan a prank call, Strong Bad calls back for advice on his baking. He insists that he is calling her for the first time that day.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
**[[Pom Pom]] calls and apparently tells Marzipan about something that Homestar said. Homestar repeatedly insists that he did not say that, and that Pom Pom is crazy.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
**Strong Bad calls, saying that he has a real girlfriend for whom he needs to buy a Valentine's Day present.
**Homestar calls asking Marzipan what to get his girlfriend for Valentine's Day. He calls Marzipan annoying and overbearing, and then realizes his mistake, at which point he begins pretending to be a dial tone.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
**Strong Bad calls, saying that tofu is made from baby seals.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
**Strong Sad calls to ask Marzipan if she wants to come over and watch the ''V.I. Warshawski'' DVD. He later calls again and admits that he doesn't really have the DVD.

===Other===
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — Strong Bad claims to have a super-hot girlfriend who recently got sucked into a wormhole.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad calls Marzipan, pretending to be Homestar Runner, saying that he killed Pom Pom, ''while'' Homestar was at Marzipan's house.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — For almost the entire 'toon, Strong Bad and his gang attempt to convince Homestar that there is something cool in their paper bags. Bubs convinces Homestar that he knows nothing about Strong Bad's plan to get free drinks. Later on, Strong Bad tells Homestar that the thing in the bag escaped into the mountains.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — When Bubs asks Homestar, who was previously arguing, what he is doing at the stand, Homestar replies that he was talking to nobody, everybody, or [[Strong Mad]]. When asked where Strong Mad is now, Homestar says that he flew away. Later on, Bubs claims to Homestar that the shotgunned [[Compy 386]] is a low-priced automobile.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — While talking on the phone, Coach Z claims that he is not alone and his phone is plugged in, but nobody is nearby and the [[Disconnected Telephones|phone is unplugged]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — After being caught making out with a drawing of [[The Ugly One]], Strong Bad claims that it is a piece of pizza and hurriedly stuffs the drawing into his mouth.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — The King of Town tries to convince Homestar that he is not trying to find a ham sandwich that he had buried in the [[Spooky Woods]] when he was nine. [[The Poopsmith]] is seen right next to him, digging holes.

==See Also==
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls]]
*[[History according to Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Bad's Ladies]]

[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]

Subtitles:sbemail93/nl

2007-04-12T09:50:11Z

Pdedecker:

{{subtitles|army}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="nl" file="sbemail93.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="27" end="105" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Het is alweer een tijdje geleden. Sorry daarvoor, Compy. Ik moet eens... spinnenweb-verdelger gaan kopen.</line>
<line start="116" end="206" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad, ik was nieuwsgierig of dat Strong Badië een officieel leger heeft. Jouw Homeboy, Hank Toler"</line>
<line start="216" end="272" speaker="strongbad">Heeft Strong Badië een leger? Strong Badië heeft geen leger nodig, Hankatola.</line>
<line start="278" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Ik, die ene grote en die ene kleine... we zijn een eenmansleger.</line>
<line start="338" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Euh, een driemansie. Driëenlansmeger?</line>
<line start="397" end="456" speaker="strongbad">Wat ik wilde zeggen was: waarom zouden wij een leger nodig hebben als wij drieën toch doen waar we zin in hebben?</line>
<line start="464" end="502" speaker="strongbad">Ik bedoel, er is niemand die tegen ons op kan.</line>
<line start="511" end="539" speaker="homestar">Zeg, made! Plaats rust.</line>
<line start="542" end="625" speaker="homestar">Kol-o-nel Homestar Runner is het meest eliteteam van commando's aan het samenstellen om Strong Badië binnen te vallen.</line>
<line start="628" end="667" speaker="homestar">Hebben jij het in je om bij het Homestarmy te komen?</line>
<line start="671" end="735" speaker="homestar">Zal jij een lunch en wat sinaasschijfjes meebrengen en je land dienen?</line>
<line start="738" end="759" speaker="homestar">Zal je dat doen, sukkel?</line>
<line start="764" end="813" speaker="strongbad">Euhm... nee. Ik wil echt niet mijn eigen—</line>
<line start="814" end="845" speaker="homestar">Attentie! Dienstweigeraartje, hè?</line>

<line start="848" end="916" speaker="homestar">We zullen zien of de bomen die je altijd knuffelt je komen redden als Gordon Lightfoot rond jouw achtertrap kruipt.</line>

<line start="922" end="971" speaker="homestar">Compagnie... halt! Achterwaarts... mars!</line>
<line start="988" end="1000" speaker="strongbad">Wel verdo—</line>
<line start="1001" end="1019" speaker="homestar">Oh, mocht je van gedachten veranderen,</line>

<line start="1020" end="1059" speaker="homestar">of als je de rok die je aan hebt wil ruilen voor een legerpak,</line>

<line start="1065" end="1106" speaker="homestar">kom dan naar de taptoe bij De Stok over 015 minuten.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1162" speaker="strongbad">Wow. Ik dacht dat ik wist wat belachelijk was. Tot vandaag.</line>
<line start="1173" end="1218" speaker="strongbad">Dit verdient wat verdere inlichtingen. De Cheat!</line>
<line start="1230" end="1234" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>
<line start="1235" end="1253" speaker="strongbad">De Cheat, jij moet voor mij uitzoek—</line>
<line start="1254" end="1268" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>
<line start="1269" end="1324" speaker="strongbad">Ohhh. Laat me je zo niet noemen. Dat is geen goede commandonaam.</line>
<line start="1334" end="1343" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>
<line start="1344" end="1381"><strongbad sfx="true">zucht</strongbad><strongbad>OK. Firebert.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1385" end="1460" speaker="strongbad">Jij moet voor mij uitzoeken wat voor zooi Homestar Runner over 015 minuten gaat uitspoken bij De Stok.</line>
<line start="1462" end="1476" speaker="thecheat">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>
<line start="1488" end="1553" speaker="homestar">Ben jij het zat om tweede viool te spelen voor een tweeturfs worstelman en zijn gele hond?</line>
<line start="1555" end="1575" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">JA!</line>
<line start="1576" end="1606" speaker="homestar">Ben jij klaar om aan de zijde van je kol-o-nel te vechten</line>
<line start="1607" end="1647" speaker="homestar">en je vijf piek aan het Homestarmy te geven als 't erop aankomt?</line>
<line start="1648" end="1668" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">JA!</line>
<line start="1675" end="1737" speaker="homestar">Wil jij dat hek verven in een andere coole kleur en een nepbaard op die band plakken?</line>
<line start="1760" end="1789" speaker="strongsad">Oh, pardon. Ik vergat het bandje terug te spoelen.</line>
<line start="1816" end="1836" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">JA!</line>
<line start="1838" end="1917" speaker="homsar">DaAaAaAa! Jij moet het jouwe krijgen. Ik moet het mijne krijgen.</line>
<line start="1923" end="1938" speaker="homestar">OK dan, maden!</line>
<line start="1942" end="2014" speaker="homestar">Laten we dan nu vertrekken en wat Strong Badië binnenvallen. Compagnie... GAAN!</line>
<line start="2058" end="2098" speaker="strongbad">Ja, ik weet het niet. Misschien is er een goedminton.</line>
<line start="2118" end="2175" speaker="homestar">Zozo, Strong Bad. Dus jij hebt je aangesloten bij de vijand, hé?</line>
<line start="2183" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">Aangesloten? Ik ben de vijand!</line>
<line start="2221" end="2280" speaker="homestar">Attentie! Bereid je voor om de fluoride angel van het Homestarmy te voelen!</line>
<line start="2288" end="2317" speaker="homestar">Strong Badia... zal van ons zijn!</line>
<line start="2324" end="2394" speaker="strongbad">Nee, niet waar. We gingen net badminton spelen. Dus... geen invasie.</line>
<line start="2402" end="2505" speaker="homestar">Oh. Ah, ik snap het. Terugtrekken! Terugvallen, mannen! We worden overweldigd!</line>
<line start="2506" end="2551" speaker="strongsad">Blijf in slagorde! Blijf in slagorde!</line>
<line start="2556" end="2579" speaker="strongbad">En neem dit stomme ding mee.</line>
<line start="2612" end="2677" speaker="homestar">Bennedetto! Niet sterven, Bennedetto! Niet waar ik bij ben!</line>
<line start="2686" end="2736" speaker="homestar">Niet opgeven! Je hebt mij nooit de vijf piek gegeven...</line>
<line start="2748" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">En dat, mijn beste Hankerin', is waarom Strong Badia nooit een leger nodig zal hebben.</line>
<line start="2822" end="2868" speaker="strongbad">We hebben wel dringend een kopie van de regels van badminton nodig.</line>
<line start="2879" end="2921" speaker="strongbad">Geen idee wat we aan het doen zijn. Geen flauw idee.</line>
<line start="2968" end="2997" speaker="strongbad">Firebert. Vreselijk!</line>
<line start="3027" end="3115" speaker="other">Firebert van Goedkoop als Gratis Speelgoed. Niet een goede commandonaam! Zwarte hoed! Die kleine!</line>
<line start="3151" end="3206" speaker="homestar">Mevrouw Bennedetto, mijn naam is kol-o-nel Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="3210" end="3265" speaker="homestar">Ik heb met Frank meegevochten in het Homestarmy in de slag bij Strong Badië.</line>
<line start="3270" end="3345" speaker="homestar">Het spijt me dat ik u dit moet zeggen... Frank was een van de beste soldaten die ik ooit gekend heb!</line>
<line start="3355" end="3397" speaker="homestar">En hij is mij eigenlijk nog steeds vijf piek schuldig.</line>
<line start="3403" end="3432" speaker="homestar">Dus, als u ze even... op zou hoesten...</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User talk:A!eX

2007-04-06T13:07:38Z

Pdedecker: /**/Hulp nodig bij vertaling van sbemail 167

== Welcome ==
Hey there, A!eX, this is [[User:ACupOfCoffee|ACupOfCoffee]], and on behalf of myself and the rest of the Welcoming Committee I'd like to welcome you to the Homestar Runner Wiki. If you've never contributed to a wiki-based project before, then it'd be worth your while to check out the [[Meta:Help:Contents|MediaWiki User's Guide]] and our own [[Help:Editing]] page. I need to let you know that before you start contributing substantially, you really ought to read our [[HRWiki:Standards]] page so you don't waste your time adding content that will just wind up deleted or worse, get you blocked from editing. If you have any questions, try the [[HRWiki:FAQ]], and if your question isn't answered there, post it at [[HRWiki talk:FAQ]].

You've got your own user page, and you can put basically anything you want on it as long as it follows our [[HRWiki:User space]] policies. Another page you'll probably visit a lot is our community portal: [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]]. Remember, our goal here is a comprehensive Homestar Runner knowledge base. Oh, and don't forget to sign your posts on talk pages. Typing a string of 4 tildes (these little guys: "~") is all it takes. The system'll do the rest. I'm going to quit talking your ear off now and go do something productive.

Hope to see you around! 

{{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 20:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

== Dutch Subtitles ==

Hey A!eX, well done on the subtitles! Welcome to the team. Just curious: are you a native speaker of Dutch?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:27, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! Yes, I am a native speaker. And about the translation, I'm making a small edit to the published subtitles though, I'm not quite happy with one bit of (mis)translation. I promise I won't let that happen again :) --[[User:A!eX|A!eX]] 11:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

== Hulp nodig bij vertaling van sbemail 167 ==

Hallo A!eX,

Eerst en vooral wil ik je - beter laat dan nooit - bedanken voor het meewerken aan de Nederlandse ondertitels.

Mocht je een van de volgende dagen wat tijd en zin hebben, kan je dan de [[Subtitles:sbemail167/nl|ondertitels voor sbemail 167]] eens nakijken? Ik heb ze niet volledig vertaald gekregen. Bovendien zijn er een aantal stukken die eens nagekeken zouden moeten worden. Ik heb ze aangeduid in de ondertiteling door middel van HTML-opmerkingen als <nowiki></nowiki> of <nowiki></nowiki>. Doe je het liever niet of heb je geen zin, dan begrijp ik dat best.

- [[User:Pdedecker|Pdedecker]] 13:07, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Subtitles:sbemail167/nl

2007-04-06T12:55:52Z

Pdedecker:

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<transcript xml:lang="nl" file="sbemail167.swf" width="550" height="400">

<line start="1" end="18" speaker="voiceover">The translation of this sbemail is not finished yet. Our apologies. De vertaling van deze sbemail is nog niet helemaal voltooid. Onze excuses.</line>

<line start="18" end="66" speaker="strongbad">(zingt) Coach Z is zo cool niet, hier komt een e-mail!</line>
<line start="71" end="86" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="87" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"Ik ben gisterenavond naar de film gegaan en het kleine meisje achter mij wilde maar niet zwijgen!"</line>
<line start="140" end="166" speaker="strongbad">"Is dat jou al eens overkomen?"</line>
<line start="167" end="189" speaker="strongbad">Een persoon genaamd Cooper, uit de stad Franklin, in de staat Tennessee.</line>
<line start="190" end="206" speaker="strongbad">Een persoon genaamd Cooper, uit de stad Franklin, in de staat Tennessee.</line>
<line start="207" end="232" speaker="strongbad">Een persoon genaamd Cooper, uit de stad Franklin, in de staat Tennessee.</line>
<line start="235" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Ik zei toch dat ik het kon.</line>
<line start="251" end="268" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>

<line start="270" end="293" speaker="strongbad">Oh, ik voel je, Coopreme.</line>

<line start="294" end="341" speaker="strongbad">Maar goed dat ze vragen om je bazooka's of te zetten voor de film begint,</line>
<line start="342" end="409" speaker="strongbad">want anders zouden al mijn filmervaringen eindigen in kraterstijl.</line>
<line start="410" end="445" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">De ervaring begint veelbelovend...</line>

<line start="448" end="517" speaker="cardgage">Goede avond, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest.</line>
<line start="518" end="536" speaker="strongbad">Let maar op, De Cheat!</line>
<line start="537" end="602" speaker="strongbad">Ooit zal ik diegene zijn die tickets verscheurt en mensen vertelt dat forty-twone will be on their lest!</line>

<line start="612" end="649" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Het begint met de genie die het niet kan laten om mee te doen</line>
<line start="650" end="704" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">aan de oh-zo-uitdagende filmquiz aan het begin van de film.</line>
<line start="705" end="773" speaker="coachz">Oooh! Deze weet ik! The Brat Pack! Pan-and-scan! Spencer Tracy!</line>
<line start="774" end="884" speaker="strongbad">Zeer indrukwekkend, Ebert! We hebben deze vraag nog maar tien keer gezien sinds we hier zijn gaan zitten!</line>
<line start="845" end="893" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Als u "B" geantwoord had, bent u klaar voor de filmschool.</line>
<line start="894" end="950" speaker="coachz">Ahh, het was "ijskoude drank"! Dat had ik moeten weten!</line>
<line start="962" end="1026" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Wees solidair met anderen. Schakel uw bazooka's uit voordat de fillum begint.</line>
<line start="1027" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dan, wanneer de film begint, is er die gast die per se</line>
<line start="1084" end="1121" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">de hele filmografie van alle acteurs wil aframmelen.</line>
<line start="1124" end="1160" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Maar toen ik terugkeerde, waren de DNA-bewijsstukken verdwenen!</line>

<line start="1161" end="1218" speaker="strongsad">Ooh! En die heeft een blitsverschijning gemaakt als Stevedore nummer twee in de prequel,</line>


<line start="1219" end="1266" speaker="strongsad">and he was in that car commercial with the wisecracking transmission,</line>
<line start="1267" end="1297" speaker="strongsad">and he has a Bacon number of four!</line>

<line start="1298" end="1320" speaker="strongbad">En DIT is mijn VUIST!</line>
<line start="1321" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">Je kent hem misschien nog wel van <cite>Bloedbad: Het Wonderlijke Waargebeurde Verhaal van je Gezicht Binnen Vijf Seconden</cite>!</line>
<line start="1401" end="1439" speaker="strongsad">Hij speelde in <cite>Dangeresque 1</cite> en <cite>2</cite>.</line>
<line start="1441" end="1487">
<thecheat>De Cheat eet popcorn</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">En als je denkt dat de gast die naast je popcorn zit te vreten erg is,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1488" end="1551">
<thecheat>De Cheat eet popcorn</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">ga dan eens naar een theater waar mensen af en toe hun eigen "à volonté"-eten proberen binnen te smokkelen!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1556" end="1606" speaker="kingoftown">Waat? Dit zat allemaal in mijn doos van Milk Duds!</line>
<line start="1610" end="1701" sfx="sfx">Mariachi-muziek</line>
<line start="1702" end="1754" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En dat brengt mij tot het kleine meisje achter mij dat maar niet wilde zwijgen.</line>
<line start="1755" end="1800" speaker="homestar">(zingt) Voor eeuwig en altijd! Voor eeuwig en altijd! Voor eeuwig en aaaaaaltijd!</line>
<line start="1801" end="1837" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dit is zo'n type dat graag tijdens de film praat.</line>
<line start="1838" end="1903" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Maar niet op de gebruikelijke "Ga niet naar binnen!"- of "Oh nee, hij heeft het niet gedaan!"-manier.</line>

<line start="1904" end="1951" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hij praat gewoon... over koetjes en kalfjes.</line>

<line start="1952" end="1954" sfx="sfx">boep!</line>
<line start="1955" end="1977" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Maar ik heb hun plannen ontdekt!</line>

<line start="1978" end="2014" speaker="homestar">Yeah, I figured I'd just cut up some iceberg lettuce...</line>
<line start="2015" end="2032" speaker="homestar">...throw some tomatoes on there...</line>
<line start="2033" end="2049" speaker="homestar">...maybe a little catalina...</line>

<line start="2050" end="2071" speaker="homestar">Niets speciaals, niets speciaals!</line>
<line start="2072" end="2074" sfx="sfx">boep!</line>
<line start="2075" end="2114" speaker="homestar">Oh man, ben je ooit al eens naar een eerstesteenlegging geweest?</line>
<line start="2115" end="2148" speaker="homestar">Ik bedoel maar, waar slaat dat eigenlijk op?</line>
<line start="2149" end="2152" sfx="sfx">boep!</line>
<line start="2153" end="2174" speaker="homestar">Weet je waar het echte geld te rapen valt?</line>
<line start="2175" end="2184" speaker="homestar">In de telefoonboekindustrie.</line>
<line start="2185" end="2187" sfx="sfx">boep!</line>
<line start="2188" end="2228" speaker="homestar">Ik vraag me af hoe je "tabasco" spelt...</line>
<line start="2231" end="2255" speaker="homestar">Tabascoooo....</line>
<line start="2256" end="2284" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">WAT IS ER MIS MET JULLIE?!</line>
<line start="2285" end="2324" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">IS DE FILM IN DEZE ZAAL JULLIE NIET OPGEVALLEN?!</line>
<line start="2325" end="2376" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">WAREN ALLE "HANG-ROND-EN-ZUIG"-PLAATSEN GESLOTEN?!</line>
<line start="2377" end="2418" speaker="strongbad">(doet ringtone na) Oooh, die-doe-doem-doem, die-doe-doem-doem, die-doe-doem-doem, DOOD!!</line>
<line start="2418" end="2434" speaker="strongbad">(doet ringtone na) Oooh, die-doe-doem-doem, die-doe-doem-doem, die-doe-doem-doem, DOOD!!</line>
<line start="2434" end="2443" sfx="sfx">BOEM!</line>
<line start="2444" end="2481" speaker="strongbad">En daarom mag ik niet meer de filmzaal in.</line>
<line start="2482" end="2530" speaker="strongbad">Maar mij kan het niets schelen. Ik heb mijn filmplezier het digitale tijdperk ingeloodsd.</line>
<line start="2531" end="2561" speaker="strongbad">En het is kei-vet!</line>
<line start="2565" end="2575" speaker="strongbad">Kijk dit maar eens!</line>
<line start="2617" end="2643" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Oh, kijk uit, Meneer Slashman!</line>
<line start="2651" end="2676" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Ooooh! Iets spannends!</line>
<line start="2684" end="2718" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Awww, nu praat ik tijdens de film!</line>
<line start="2724" end="2745" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Nogal hypocriet!</line>
<line start="2752" end="2769" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Ik ga nu zwijgen...</line>
<line start="2770" end="2781" sfx="sfx">Prrt!</line>


<line start="2810" end="2900" speaker="homestar">Oh man, deze film heeft echt alles. De cinema heeft nog nooit zo Wilson geLuked.</line>

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Subtitles:sbemail167/nl

2007-04-06T07:55:18Z

Pdedecker:

{{subtitles|the movies}}
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<transcript xml:lang="nl" file="sbemail167.swf" width="550" height="400">

<line start="1" end="18" speaker="voiceover">The translation of this sbemail is not finished yet. Our apologies. De vertaling van deze sbemail is nog niet helemaal klaar. Onze excuses.</line>

<line start="18" end="66" speaker="strongbad">(zingt) Coach Z is zo cool niet, hier komt een e-mail!</line>
<line start="71" end="86" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="87" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"Ik ben gisterenavond naar de film gegaan en het kleine meisje achter mij wilde maar niet zwijgen!"</line>
<line start="140" end="166" speaker="strongbad">"Is dat jou al eens overkomen?"</line>
<line start="167" end="189" speaker="strongbad">Een persoon genaamd Cooper, uit de stad Franklin, in de staat Tennessee.</line>
<line start="190" end="206" speaker="strongbad">Een persoon genaamd Cooper, uit de stad Franklin, in de staat Tennessee.</line>
<line start="207" end="232" speaker="strongbad">Een persoon genaamd Cooper, uit de stad Franklin, in de staat Tennessee.</line>
<line start="235" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Ik zei toch dat ik het kon.</line>
<line start="251" end="268" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">De Cheat maakt geluid</line>

<line start="270" end="293" speaker="strongbad">Oh, ik voel je, Coopreme.</line>

<line start="294" end="341" speaker="strongbad">Maar goed dat ze vragen om je bazooka's of te zetten voor de film begint,</line>
<line start="342" end="409" speaker="strongbad">want anders zouden al mijn filmervaringen eindigen in kraterstijl.</line>
<line start="410" end="445" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">De ervaring begint veelbelovend...</line>

<line start="448" end="517" speaker="cardgage">Goede avond, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest.</line>
<line start="518" end="536" speaker="strongbad">Just you watch, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="537" end="602" speaker="strongbad">Someday I'm gonna be the one tearin' tickets and tellin' folks that forty-twone will be on their lest!</line>

<line start="612" end="649" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Het begint met de genie die het niet kan laten om mee te doen</line>
<line start="650" end="704" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">aan de oh-zo-uitdagende filmquiz aan het begin van de film.</line>
<line start="705" end="773" speaker="coachz">Oooh! Deze weet ik! The Brat Pack! Pan-and-scan! Spencer Tracy!</line>
<line start="774" end="884" speaker="strongbad">Zeer indrukwekkend, Ebert! We hebben deze vraag nog maar tien keer gezien sinds we hier zijn gaan zitten!</line>
<line start="845" end="893" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Als u "B" geantwoord had, bent u klaar voor de filmschool.</line>
<line start="894" end="950" speaker="coachz">Ahh, het was "ijskoude drank"! Dat had ik moeten weten!</line>
<line start="962" end="1026" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Wees solidair met anderen. Schakel uw bazooka's uit voordat de fillum begint.</line>
<line start="1027" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dan, wanneer de film begint, is er die gast die per se</line>
<line start="1084" end="1121" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">de hele filmografie van alle acteurs wil aframmelen.</line>
<line start="1124" end="1160" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Maar toen ik terugkeerde, waren de DNA-bewijsstukken verdwenen!</line>

<line start="1161" end="1218" speaker="strongsad">Ooh! En die heeft een blitsverschijning gemaakt als Stevedore nummer twee in de prequel,</line>


<line start="1219" end="1266" speaker="strongsad">and he was in that car commercial with the wisecracking transmission,</line>
<line start="1267" end="1297" speaker="strongsad">and he has a Bacon number of four!</line>

<line start="1298" end="1320" speaker="strongbad">En DIT is mijn VUIST!</line>
<line start="1321" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">Je kent hem misschien nog wel van <cite>Bloedbad: Het Wonderlijke Waargebeurde Verhaal van je Gezicht Binnen Vijf Seconden</cite>!</line>
<line start="1401" end="1439" speaker="strongsad">Hij speelde in <cite>Dangeresque 1</cite> en <cite>2</cite>.</line>
<line start="1441" end="1487">
<thecheat>De Cheat eet popcorn</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">En als je denkt dat de gast die naast je popcorn zit te vreten erg is,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1488" end="1551">
<thecheat>De Cheat eet popcorn</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">ga dan eens naar een theater waar mensen af en toe hun eigen "à volonté"-eten proberen binnen te smokkelen!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1556" end="1606" speaker="kingoftown">Waat? Dit is alles dat in mijn doos van Milk Duds zat!</line>
<line start="1610" end="1701" sfx="sfx">Mariachi-muziek</line>
<line start="1702" end="1754" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">En dat brengt mij tot het kleine meisje achter mij dat maar niet wilde zwijgen.</line>
<line start="1755" end="1800" speaker="homestar">(zingt) Voor eeuwig en altijd! Voor eeuwig en altijd! Voor eeuwig en aaaaaaltijd!</line>
<line start="1801" end="1837" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dit is zo'n type dat graag tijdens de film praat.</line>
<line start="1838" end="1903" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But not in the usual "Don't go in there!" or "Oh, no, he di'n't!" type of way.</line>
<line start="1904" end="1951" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He just... made smalltalk with the characters. Chit chat.</line>
<line start="1952" end="1954" sfx="sfx">boop!</line>
<line start="1955" end="1977" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">But I figured out their plan!</line>
<line start="1978" end="2014" speaker="homestar">Yeah, I figured I'd just cut up some iceberg lettuce...</line>
<line start="2015" end="2032" speaker="homestar">...throw some tomatoes on there...</line>
<line start="2033" end="2049" speaker="homestar">...maybe a little catalina...</line>
<line start="2050" end="2071" speaker="homestar">Nothin' fancy, nothin' fancy!</line>
<line start="2072" end="2074" sfx="sfx">boop!</line>
<line start="2075" end="2114" speaker="homestar">Oh, man. Have you ever been to a ground breaking?</line>
<line start="2115" end="2148" speaker="homestar">I mean, what is the point of those things?</line>
<line start="2149" end="2152" sfx="sfx">boop!</line>
<line start="2153" end="2174" speaker="homestar">You know where the real money is?</line>
<line start="2175" end="2184" speaker="homestar">Phone books.</line>
<line start="2185" end="2187" sfx="sfx">boop!</line>
<line start="2188" end="2228" speaker="homestar">I wonder how you spell "tabasco"...</line>
<line start="2231" end="2255" speaker="homestar">Tabascoooo....</line>
<line start="2256" end="2284" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!</line>
<line start="2285" end="2324" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">DO YOU NOT NOTICE THE GIANT MOVIE OVER HERE?!</line>
<line start="2325" end="2376" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">WERE ALL THE LOCAL SIT-AROUND-AND-SUCK-OUT-LOUD PLACES CLOSED?!</line>
<line start="2377" end="2418" speaker="strongbad">(doet ringtone na) Oooh, die-doe-doem-doem, die-doe-doem-doem, die-doe-doem-doem, DOOD!!</line>
<line start="2418" end="2434" speaker="strongbad">(doet ringtone na) Oooh, die-doe-doem-doem, die-doe-doem-doem, die-doe-doem-doem, DOOD!!</line>
<line start="2434" end="2443" sfx="sfx">BOOM!</line>
<line start="2444" end="2481" speaker="strongbad">En daarom mag ik niet meer de filmzaal in.</line>
<line start="2482" end="2530" speaker="strongbad">But I don't care. I brought my movie viewing into the digital age.</line>
<line start="2531" end="2561" speaker="strongbad">And I dig-it-all!!!</line>
<line start="2565" end="2575" speaker="strongbad">Check it out!</line>
<line start="2617" end="2643" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Oh, look out, Mr. Slashyman!</line>
<line start="2651" end="2676" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Ooooh! Something exciting!</line>
<line start="2684" end="2718" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Awww, I guess I'm talking during the movie!</line>
<line start="2724" end="2745" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Kind of a hypocrite!</line>
<line start="2752" end="2769" speaker="strongbad" volume=".8">Gonna shut up now...</line>
<line start="2770" end="2781" sfx="sfx">Preeeow!</line>

<line start="2810" end="2900" speaker="homestar">Oh man. This movie has it all. Cinema has never Luked so Wilson.</line>
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