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		<id>http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Kerrek</id>
		<title>Kerrek</title>
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				<updated>2007-10-09T20:11:15Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olliegrind:&amp;#32;added picture of Kerrek from TROGDOR! (post smoting)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''The Kerrek''' is a creature created by [[Strong Bad]]. He is named after the sender of the email [[interview]]; [[Strong Bad]] liked his name so much he named the creature after him. He wrote the Kerrek's brief initial story in Gothic letters: &amp;quot;''And then [[Trogdor]] smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to Burnination.''&amp;quot; The Kerrek appears rather pig-like, with fangs, hooves, pointy ears, and a large horn protruding from his head. His outfit is simply a loincloth held up by a smelly belt. Since this creature inhabits [[Peasantry]], the world of Trogdor, he is a character in the game [[Peasant's Quest]]. He does not like peasants wearing short pants, and as a [[Wikipedia:Teetotalism|teetotaler]], he does not appreciate [[Cold One]]s, nor offers to buy any. The [[Jhonka]] is afraid of him. Someone (either Trogdor or [[Rather Dashing]]) smites the Kerrek in each of his appearances.  According to the credits at the end of [[TROGDOR!]], he is &amp;quot;played&amp;quot; by Wordly Wise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Kerrek_Drawing.PNG|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;'''[[interview]]'''&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TROGDOR! Kerrek.PNG|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;'''[[TROGDOR!]]'''&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Post smoting kerrek.png|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;'''[[TROGDOR!]]'''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;(post smoting)&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Kerrek_Game.PNG|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;'''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:kerrek_real.jpg|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;'''[[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]'''&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Filmography==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Debut:''' Email [[interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Kerrek Filmography|Complete Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Peasant's Quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Peasant's Quest Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters based on Strong Bad Email senders]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Olliegrind</name></author>	</entry>

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		<id>http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:Post_smoting_kerrek.png</id>
		<title>File:Post smoting kerrek.png</title>
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				<updated>2007-10-09T20:08:14Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olliegrind:&amp;#32;Cropped screenshot from TROGDOR! featuring the Kerrek after being smoted.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Cropped screenshot from TROGDOR! featuring the Kerrek after being smoted.&lt;br /&gt;
== Licensing ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{web-screenshot}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Olliegrind</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Olliegrind</id>
		<title>User:Olliegrind</title>
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				<updated>2007-09-13T15:57:09Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olliegrind:&amp;#32;New page: ...waiting for 1936 Trogdor.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;...waiting for 1936 Trogdor.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Olliegrind</name></author>	</entry>

	<entry>
		<id>http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Z_Sabre</id>
		<title>Talk:Z Sabre</title>
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				<updated>2007-09-13T12:05:11Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olliegrind:&amp;#32;/* Hip Hop Dance appearance */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{talk}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Note: Stop making non-canon (not from the cartoons) additions to the 20X6 pages.--[[User:Hysterical Woman|Hysterical Woman]] 13:43, 11 Dec 2004 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20X6 Coach Z does NOT talk by moving his eyebrow up and down. I suppose that, if this is true, then the KoT speaks by moving his moustache and The Cheat talks by moving his arms and his body. Honestly. --[[User:Ogog|Ogog]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I think he would be a Sumo wrestler with this shape of body. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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isnt it possible that he is in a cool look'in throne-type chair??? or maybe one o them sinister cloaks?&lt;br /&gt;
:Isn't it possible that it isn't 20X6 Coach Z at all? - '''''[[User:Joshua|&amp;lt;font color=green&amp;gt;Joshua&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]'''''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, it is possible, but it is also unknown. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It IS unknown, but it's also pretty obvious that the pill is made with a Z on it and he looks a lot like Coach Z, and there's a concensus (I think) that he's Coach Z.-[[User:Runstar Homer|Runstar Homer]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Shadow Coach Z? ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welllllllllllllll... maybe Coach Z is overweight in his 20x6 form.  All we see for sure is his head anyway.  However... maybe that's his evil twin or something, and they are both overweight.  Any thoughts?-[[User:Runstar Homer|Runstar Homer]]&lt;br /&gt;
:Eh, it probably ''is'' a silhouette. That's what I think TBC would do. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:28, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing.  He looks to me like he has a bit of an evil expression on his face that I noticed tonight (however, I am in a kind of fevery haze right now).  So my &amp;quot;Evil Twin&amp;quot; comment is perhaps useless, so if you would like, I'm putting it as fair game for deletion or changing.-[[User:Runstar Homer|A fevery-type Runstar Homer (at the moment)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you look at the head, I don't see who it could be but Coach Z. As for the rest of the sillhouette... does anybody else think it looks like he's wearing football pads or something? Plus the traditional bad-guy cape (of majesty), of course.&lt;br /&gt;
-Zero.exe&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As far as I'm concerned, the &amp;quot;Shadowy Figure&amp;quot; is most likely 20X6 Coach Z standing in front of 20X6 Strong Mad, based on the square body.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wait a second.  Ther is no 20X6 Strong Mad.  Moreover, if there was, wouldn't he look way different?  Oh well, it's very unlikely, but still is about, in my opinion, 1% possible.[[User:Runstar Homer|Runstar Homer]] 18:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's Coach Z. He's wearing a cape and those shoulder pads that jut out. -.- God damn.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wait, of COURSE he's wearing a cape.  The shadowy part in the back is fluttering.  Moreover, if he was sitting in a cool-lookin' throne, the top would probably go over his head, much like the throne SB made with toilet paper.  So I'm right!  ha ha!(Maybe)-[[User:Runstar Homer|Runstar Homer]] 22:17, 28 August 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hip Hop Dance appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Coachz pixels.JPG|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the &amp;quot;Hip Hop Dance&amp;quot; video (at the end of [[New Boots]] cartoon) there is a video game Coach Z that runs a lot like mega man. Could this be the 20X6 version of the coach? [[User:Olliegrind|Olliegrind]] 20:17, 12 September 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I added in a cropped screenshot from the vid. Any thoughts? [[User:Olliegrind|Olliegrind]] 12:05, 13 September 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Z_Sabre</id>
		<title>Talk:Z Sabre</title>
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				<updated>2007-09-12T20:17:02Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olliegrind:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{talk}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Note: Stop making non-canon (not from the cartoons) additions to the 20X6 pages.--[[User:Hysterical Woman|Hysterical Woman]] 13:43, 11 Dec 2004 (MST)&lt;br /&gt;
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20X6 Coach Z does NOT talk by moving his eyebrow up and down. I suppose that, if this is true, then the KoT speaks by moving his moustache and The Cheat talks by moving his arms and his body. Honestly. --[[User:Ogog|Ogog]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think he would be a Sumo wrestler with this shape of body. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
isnt it possible that he is in a cool look'in throne-type chair??? or maybe one o them sinister cloaks?&lt;br /&gt;
:Isn't it possible that it isn't 20X6 Coach Z at all? - '''''[[User:Joshua|&amp;lt;font color=green&amp;gt;Joshua&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]'''''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, it is possible, but it is also unknown. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It IS unknown, but it's also pretty obvious that the pill is made with a Z on it and he looks a lot like Coach Z, and there's a concensus (I think) that he's Coach Z.-[[User:Runstar Homer|Runstar Homer]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Shadow Coach Z? ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welllllllllllllll... maybe Coach Z is overweight in his 20x6 form.  All we see for sure is his head anyway.  However... maybe that's his evil twin or something, and they are both overweight.  Any thoughts?-[[User:Runstar Homer|Runstar Homer]]&lt;br /&gt;
:Eh, it probably ''is'' a silhouette. That's what I think TBC would do. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:28, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing.  He looks to me like he has a bit of an evil expression on his face that I noticed tonight (however, I am in a kind of fevery haze right now).  So my &amp;quot;Evil Twin&amp;quot; comment is perhaps useless, so if you would like, I'm putting it as fair game for deletion or changing.-[[User:Runstar Homer|A fevery-type Runstar Homer (at the moment)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you look at the head, I don't see who it could be but Coach Z. As for the rest of the sillhouette... does anybody else think it looks like he's wearing football pads or something? Plus the traditional bad-guy cape (of majesty), of course.&lt;br /&gt;
-Zero.exe&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As far as I'm concerned, the &amp;quot;Shadowy Figure&amp;quot; is most likely 20X6 Coach Z standing in front of 20X6 Strong Mad, based on the square body.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wait a second.  Ther is no 20X6 Strong Mad.  Moreover, if there was, wouldn't he look way different?  Oh well, it's very unlikely, but still is about, in my opinion, 1% possible.[[User:Runstar Homer|Runstar Homer]] 18:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:It's Coach Z. He's wearing a cape and those shoulder pads that jut out. -.- God damn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wait, of COURSE he's wearing a cape.  The shadowy part in the back is fluttering.  Moreover, if he was sitting in a cool-lookin' throne, the top would probably go over his head, much like the throne SB made with toilet paper.  So I'm right!  ha ha!(Maybe)-[[User:Runstar Homer|Runstar Homer]] 22:17, 28 August 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Hip Hop Dance appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
In the &amp;quot;Hip Hop Dance&amp;quot; video (at the end of [[New Boots]] cartoon) there is a video game Coach Z that runs a lot like mega man. Could this be the 20X6 version of the coach? [[User:Olliegrind|Olliegrind]] 20:17, 12 September 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Olliegrind</name></author>	</entry>

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		<id>http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/theme_song</id>
		<title>theme song</title>
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				<updated>2006-09-13T18:34:13Z</updated>
		
		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Olliegrind:&amp;#32;/* Real-World References */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{aboutemail}}{{forshort|Theme Song Video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{sbenav|155|keep cool|road trip}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:sbemail155.png|thumb|The email-checkinest guy in the land]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad explains why his email show doesn't have an official theme song.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Trogdor}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, [[Balding Man]], {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Powered by The Cheat Strong Mad|Powered by The Cheat Strong Mad]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Outer Space]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Desert]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' August 7, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Running Time:''' 3:57&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser. ''{brings up the email}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: theme song&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Super Bad,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
It bugs me how your email show doesn't have a theme song.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
If it did have a theme song, your show would be a whole&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
lot cooler.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Jonathan Shaheen&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ontario, Canada&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad says &amp;quot;you&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;it&amp;quot; for the second it. He pronouces &amp;quot;Shaheen&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Shaheeeeen&amp;quot;, and lens flares and a sound effect appear over the name. He pronounces the location as &amp;quot;on-ta-REE-oh, cah-nah-DAH&amp;quot; (as though with a Mexican accent)}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, a little south of the border flavor. ''{typing}'' Dear Supper Bag, It bugs ''me'' how your face doesn't have a not tons of acne. If it did have a not tons of acne, ''you'' would be a whole lot cooler.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Bad clears the screen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Look, you don't know what you're talking about, Shaheen ''{again, Strong Bad pronounces &amp;quot;Shaheen&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Shaheeeen&amp;quot;, and the Shaheen special effect appears over the word}'' &amp;lt;!-- no punctuation here... --&amp;gt; Theme songs are just an excuse for showmakers to make less show. I'm sure viewership would triple if I had one of those crappy cartoon theme songs that bludgeons you over the head with the blunt end of the show's premise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Theme song music fades in over his last words. Cut to a smiling Strong Bad prancing in the basement.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CRAPPY CARTOON THEME SONG:''' ''{singing}'' &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad is a wrestleman, &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
He's the email-checkinest guy in the land.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
He checks real emails from the net,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
He's got two brothers and The Cheat, his pet. The Cheat, his pet!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{&amp;quot;STRONG BAD&amp;quot; appears on the screen as the name is sung. Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on. Lappy flies into the screen, showing an email from punkkid87.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-image:none&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I love your Tragdor&amp;lt;!--sic--&amp;gt;!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Draw him AGAIN!!!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
-punkkid87&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Strong Mad and Strong Sad dance in the disco as they are announced. The Cheat slides into the screen and gets a close-up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's nobody dumber than Homestar Runner&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
On ''The Strong Bad Email Show''!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Homestar Runner breaks through the computer desk and bites into a sandwich of light bulbs. He has large cartoon teeth. The title of the Strong Bad Email Show appears with Strong Bad's smiling face in front of a pink heart design.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The music ends. Cut back to Strong Bad sitting in front of the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And the ratings have gone through the roof. And let's not forget the life-affirming pop-ballad type theme song. Probably sung by some variety of Neville.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Fade to a scene with an unattended computer desk. The title &amp;quot;the Strong Bad Email Show&amp;quot; flies onto the screen. There are flowers on the desk and pictures of The Cheat, Strong Mad and Strong Bad on the wall. The characters are introduced with their pictures flying across the screen and their names appearing across them. Strong Bad shows a shadow Trogdor to The Cheat.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''POP BALLAD-TYPE THEME SONG:''' ''{singing}''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You and me babe, livin' for dreams.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Life is for love, drinkin' for free.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sitting on top of an old robot, sharing and caring it out.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Memory scrubbing ''{fades}'' you down...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The music fades out and a clip montage starts, as Strong Bad's voiceover begins. Strong Bad is shown drinking a mix of coffee and a &amp;quot;COLDSON Lite&amp;quot; from a novelty drinking hat; he floats through space; he looks up from typing on his laptop and throws a stack of paper in the air.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And of course the best clips they show are from the un-aired pilot that you'll never see.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''POP BALLAD-TYPE THEME SONG:''' ''{singing}''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Memory scrubbing you down! ''{fade out}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The final shot shows Strong Bad in a tank before the clip montage fades out to &amp;quot;created by Lem Sportsinterviews&amp;quot;.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And just when you think you finally get to start watching some of the actual show, now you get to watch a commercial!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to real-life hands holding coins and peanuts. &amp;quot;$BUTT&amp;quot; is stamped on the screen, and then a Cakkalate brand calculator displays &amp;quot;BUTT X 2&amp;quot;. Cut to the CGNU online e-niversity: &amp;quot;website Coming Soon(ish)&amp;quot;. A set of college flags is shown, and then a hand clicking a mouse button demonstrates how easy it is to get degrees.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COMMERCIAL GUY 1:''' ''{voiceover}'' Do you make butt at your current job? Do you want to make twice butt? A shady online degree is just four clicks away at CGNU online e-niversity. Most colleges take four years to complete. At CGNU, one year equals one click.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Senor Cardgage in front of some boxes. His degrees are displayed on the screen as he moves his hand down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take&amp;lt;!--sic--&amp;gt;. Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COMMERCIAL GUY 1:''' ''{voiceover}'' Enroll now, and join the e-niversity e-volution e-day. Uh, well, today. That last one didn't quite work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The slogan is displayed over an &amp;quot;(On)line CGNU e-NIVERSITY&amp;quot; medal, as the commercial guy #1 says it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to a Powered By The Cheat-style intertitle showing Strong Bad chasing his laptop.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''ANNOUNCER 1:''' ''{voiceover}'' We'll be right back with more ''Strong Bad Emails''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to balding man standing in front of a newspaper background.}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''COMMERCIAL GUY 2:''' ''{voiceover}'' Do you wanna cut your own arm off?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BALDING MAN:''' Huuuuaaaahuuuh...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut back to Strong Bad typing on his computer.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Now, don't worry. Just in case you were hoping to get gipped&amp;lt;!-- NOTE: Though &amp;quot;gypped&amp;quot; is a more popular spelling, &amp;quot;gipped&amp;quot; is not wrong. Anyway, &amp;quot;gipped&amp;quot; is what Strong Bad typed.--&amp;gt; out of another minute of actual show, you get to hear the jazzy instrumental version over the end credits!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to Strong Bad talking into a microphone in front of Bubs' concession stand at night. End credits are shown over the scene. A jazzy instrumental version of the pop ballad theme song is played.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And on the off-chance that you actually wanted to hear the theme song... we've taken care of that, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{A program preview moves into the screen and squeezes the Strong Bad Email Show end credits into the left third of the screen. The music is faded significantly. As the announcer announces ''Three is 4 Tonite'', the logo and the faces of the four main characters are shown. The graphics for the ''Cheat Commandos'' show Reynold being taped to a rocket and Fightgar checking the tape.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' ''{voiceover}'' Coming up later on ''Three is 4 Tonite'': join Mandy, Brandy, Andy, and Scurge, as they learn how to give a care. But first: they're tiny, they're toony, they're ''all'' a little loony. It's the Cheat Commandos.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You see, Shaheen? ''{The Shaheen special effect appears}'' You're basically asking me to dedicate 2 minutes of my 3 to 5 minute email show, to what is essentially a commercial for something you're already watching! And besides, I give you people a new sbemail song every freakin' week. Allow me to leave you with the old standard 'When Email Comes to Town, You Know, You Know, It's Like a Rainstorm... In Your Browser.' ''{stops typing and starts singing}'' When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Funky theme song music is played and credits scroll by, while the Powered by The Cheat show preview squeezes into the screen.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ANNOUNCER 3:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{chuckles}'' Next up on ''Powered By The Cheat'': Strong Mad gets his own talk show. And his first guest is hilarity!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Powered by The Cheat Strong Mad sits behind a late night talk show host desk in front of a skyline, and the guest with a The Cheat face with glasses jumps up from his seat and bounces in front of the camera.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Easter Egg==&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on the talk show guest's [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]] at the end of the email to see the Shaheen special effect.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*In the commercial for CGNU e-Niversity, the slogan &amp;quot;Banner ad valorem&amp;quot; is a play on the Latin phrase &amp;quot;ad valorem&amp;quot; meaning &amp;quot;according to an object's value.&amp;quot; It is most frequently used in describing an ''ad valorem'' tax.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the final credits, the credits for &amp;quot;Best Grip&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Key Boy&amp;quot; are reversed versions of  standard film credits [[Wikipedia:Best boy|best boy]] and [[Wikipedia:Key grip|key grip]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time we see Homestar's teeth.&lt;br /&gt;
*This is another email in which we can see [[Strong Mad Smiling]], this time in the background of the second theme song.&lt;br /&gt;
*The floppy disk container reads &amp;quot;[[Floppy Disk Container#california_games|california games]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the first theme song, Strong Bad is seen typing on the [[Compy 386]] keyboard, seen previously in [[fingers]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The credits during the second theme song read:&lt;br /&gt;
**starring strong bad&lt;br /&gt;
**strong mad&lt;br /&gt;
**and the cheat baxter-birney&lt;br /&gt;
**produced by Levert Burtmore&lt;br /&gt;
**casting by Tess Ballthrow&lt;br /&gt;
**executive producer Smarmy Cafe&lt;br /&gt;
**created by Lem Sportsinterviews&lt;br /&gt;
*The navigation buttons in the web browser showing the CGNU online e-niversity read, from left to right:&lt;br /&gt;
**This Way&lt;br /&gt;
**That Way&lt;br /&gt;
**No way&lt;br /&gt;
**A Dog&lt;br /&gt;
*The college pennants (read clockwise from the top) are:&lt;br /&gt;
**I Love Most Colleges! (White against a blue background)&lt;br /&gt;
**Shower (White against an orange background with a baseballcap next to the text)&lt;br /&gt;
**Biscuit Gravy University (White against a purple background with a biscuit outlined by lavender in the background)&lt;br /&gt;
**TWO STRIPS!! (Brown against a yellow background with two strips of bacon beneath the text)&lt;br /&gt;
**FROGS!! (White on green with a white frog outlined to the left of the text)&lt;br /&gt;
**Homestar's Knees Tech (Pale yellow against a maroon background)&lt;br /&gt;
**STATE U (Black outlined white against a red background)&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CGNU_degrees.png|thumb|right|300px|Senor Cardgage's CGNU online diplomas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The degrees available from CGNU online e-niversity (or at least the ones Senor Cardgage earned on his &amp;quot;lunch take&amp;quot;) are:&lt;br /&gt;
**Business Administration&lt;br /&gt;
**Business Abomination&lt;br /&gt;
**Mousepad Engineer&lt;br /&gt;
**Infotainment Technology&lt;br /&gt;
**e-Cutting Ones&lt;br /&gt;
**The Lighter Side of Sports&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Matt Chapman|Matt]]'s Communications&lt;br /&gt;
**Business Wheeling&lt;br /&gt;
**Insider Trading&lt;br /&gt;
**Computer Graphs&lt;br /&gt;
**Bidness Dealing&lt;br /&gt;
**Caps Lock Technician&lt;br /&gt;
**Escrow Understandment&lt;br /&gt;
**Marriage Apothecary&lt;br /&gt;
*The credits in the middle of the email read:&lt;br /&gt;
**co-created by strong bad and [[Cherry Greg|cherry greg]]&lt;br /&gt;
**based upon the comedy stylings of [[Lil' Strong Bad|little strong bad]]&lt;br /&gt;
**teleplay by Sir [[Dolph Hauldhagen]]&lt;br /&gt;
**theme song by a Neville of some sort&lt;br /&gt;
**closing theme song by a Marsalis or two&lt;br /&gt;
**this has been a [[Cheap as Free|cheap as free]] production&lt;br /&gt;
*The credits at the end of the email read:&lt;br /&gt;
**Written by Geoff Rondleman&lt;br /&gt;
**Directed by [[Hot Tub]] T&lt;br /&gt;
**Produced by [[A. Chimendez]]&lt;br /&gt;
**Key Boy Tim &amp;quot;Timmers&amp;quot; Ballthrow&lt;br /&gt;
**Best Grip Not [[Lem Sportsinterviews]]&lt;br /&gt;
**Playa Hata [[Wikipedia:Stuart Scott|Stu Scott]]&lt;br /&gt;
**Script Supervisor Sid Hoffrenchman&lt;br /&gt;
**This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.&lt;br /&gt;
**Soundtrack available as Cheap as Free Records&lt;br /&gt;
*The website for CGNU (http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.edu/) does not exist, as only actual educational institutions can register .edu addresses. However, a fan has registered http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.com/, and recreated the page seen in the email; the list of degrees can be found by clicking on the exclamation point after &amp;quot;website Coming Soon(ish)&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;BUTT X 2&amp;quot; is the display on the calculator held upside down. It is not possible for most calculators to display &amp;quot;U&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;T&amp;quot; upside down (the typed numbers would have to be similar to a lowercase &amp;quot;N&amp;quot; and two &amp;quot;L&amp;quot;s back to back).&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;We'll be right back with more Strong Bad Email&amp;quot; is most likely voiced by [[Missy Palmer]], as it bears a resemblance to [[Marzipan]]'s voice.&lt;br /&gt;
*During the Crappy Cartoon theme song, the &amp;quot;Trogdor&amp;quot; email on the Lappy is displayed with the font from the [[Compy 386]], instead of the Lappy's current font.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SBETheme Song Goof.PNG|thumb|Mouthless [[Dan]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sbscreen.PNG|thumb|Hilarity!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*There is no punctuation mark after Strong Bad types &amp;quot;Shaheen!&amp;quot; for the first time.&lt;br /&gt;
*During the scene in the end credits with Strong Bad telling jokes, his mouth disappears for one frame.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Glitches===&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad's head pokes into the Powered By The Cheat preview when the preview squeezes into the screen.&lt;br /&gt;
*When Strong Bad's portrait fades in and out of the screen during the ballad theme song, parts of his mask can be seen through his forehead diamond. (This is caused when two non-merged Flash objects are faded at the same time, indicating Strong Bad's diamond is actually a separate object to his mask.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*Once again, Strong Bad is called a [[Wrestleman|wrestleman]].&lt;br /&gt;
*In the theme song we see a close-up on how Strong Bad [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|types with boxing gloves]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The email shown in the first theme song asks Strong Bad to [[Draw Trogdor Again|draw Trogdor again]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The name of the email author who wants Strong Bad to draw Trogdor refers to the year [[1987]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar Runner was first obsessed with light bulbs in [[long pants]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The flowers in the pot in the second theme song are from [[Summer Short Shorts]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad is drinking [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Coldson Lite]] from his hat.&lt;br /&gt;
*The email show is produced by [[Levert Burtmore]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The tank has the [[Strong Badia]] emblem on it.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;BUTT X 2&amp;quot; is shown on a [[Cakkalate]]-brand calculator, which was introduced in [[technology]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]] is offering online degrees.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Homestar's Knees Tech&amp;quot; is mentioned in [[mascot]].&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the courses Senor Cardgage took was &amp;quot;e-Cutting Ones&amp;quot; &amp;amp;ndash; &amp;quot;Cutting Ones&amp;quot; was offered in [[CGNU]].&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Escrow&amp;quot; is one of the services offered by [[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The Balding Man is in the same scene as he was in [[Senor Mortgage]].&lt;br /&gt;
*According to the credits, &amp;quot;The Strong Bad Email Show&amp;quot; is based on the comedy [[Style|stylings]] of Little Strong Bad, a reference to [[stand-up]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The teleplay was written by Sir [[Dolph Hauldhagen]], from [[other days]].&lt;br /&gt;
*According to the final end credits, the show was written by Geoff [[Unseen Characters#Mentioned|Rondleman]], previously mentioned in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The script supervisor was &amp;quot;Sid Hoffrenchman&amp;quot;, a reference to [[Homestar's &amp;quot;Sid&amp;quot; Game]] in [[date]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Mad's having his own show was previously suggested in [[the facts]].&lt;br /&gt;
**Also similarly referenced in this email to [[the facts]] is a &amp;quot;We'll Be Right Back...&amp;quot; commercial card, but with Strong Bad instead of Homestar.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;[[Action Cool 5|Number Five Action Cool]]&amp;quot; logo, in the lower right hand corner at the end of the email, and the &amp;quot;Incredibly Local News&amp;quot;, are references to [[local news]].&lt;br /&gt;
*In the end credits, it lists the director as Hot Tub T, a reference to [[dangeresque 3]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--The line &amp;quot;And of course the best clips they show are from the un-aired pilot that you'll never see&amp;quot; is probably not a reference to anything, as there were several shows whose theme songs showed clips from un-aired episodes.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*The heart background shown at the end of the first theme song is very similar to the one found at the end of each episode of ''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|The Powerpuff Girls]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;They're tiny, they're toony, they're all a little loony&amp;quot; is a paraphrase&amp;lt;!-- Not a direct quote; the original line was &amp;quot;WE'RE tiny, WE'RE toony...&amp;quot; --&amp;gt; of the first line of the theme song to ''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|Tiny Toon Adventures]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* In the second theme song, there are several successive references to late-'80s television shows:&lt;br /&gt;
** The succession of picture frames was a common element of several shows.&lt;br /&gt;
** The lyrics closely resemble the second verse from [http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/growingpainslyrics.html the theme song] from ''[[Wikipedia:Growing_Pains|Growing Pains]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
** &amp;quot;The Cheat Baxter-Birney&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Meredith Baxter|Meredith Baxter]] (formerly Meredith Baxter Birney, from ''[[Wikipedia:Family Ties|Family Ties]]'').&lt;br /&gt;
**Strong Bad's flinging the papers into the air as he types may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Stephen J. Cannell#Trivia|Stephen J. Cannell]]'s [[Wikipedia:Production logo|closing logo]].&lt;br /&gt;
** The font and style of &amp;quot;created by Lem Sportsinterviews&amp;quot; (yellow [[Wikipedia:Cooper Black|Cooper Black]] letters on a completely black background) is a reference to the closing credits of ''[[Wikipedia:Cheers|Cheers]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad in front of the side brick wall of Bubs' Concession Stand in the closing credits refers to Jerry Seinfeld's ending stand-up comedy segment of episodes of ''[[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]]''. The credit &amp;quot;based on the comedy stylings of Little Strong Bad&amp;quot; also refers to this and other programs starring comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Probably sung by some variety of Neville&amp;quot; refers to [[Wikipedia:The Neville Brothers|The Neville Brothers]], a group of soul singers.  The most famous Neville brother, [[Wikipedia:Aaron Neville|Aaron Neville]], has a distinctive vibrato that has inspired many parodies throughout pop culture.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Closing theme song by a Marsalis or two&amp;quot; refers to the [[Wikipedia:Marsalis|Marsalis]] family of jazz musicians.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''[http://www.tvimedia.com/1_lss.htm The Lighter Side of Sports]'', a long-running, syndicated TV show, is one of Senor Cardgage's degrees.&lt;br /&gt;
**''[[Wikipedia:MAD Magazine|MAD Magazine]]'' also contained a comic strip called &amp;quot;The Lighter Side Of...&amp;quot; written by [[Wikipedia:Dave Berg (cartoonist)|Dave Berg]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The line &amp;quot;Do you want to cut your own arm off?&amp;quot; may refer to an Adjustable Rate Mortgage or A.R.M.&lt;br /&gt;
* The style of the web browser used in the CGNU e-Niveristy ad strongly resembles [[Wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_for_Mac|Internet Explorer for Macintosh]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Stuart Scott, mentioned in the end credits, is a reporter for ESPN. &amp;quot;Playa hata&amp;quot;, his title, refers to one of his oft-used phrases on air.&lt;br /&gt;
* The line &amp;quot;And of course the best clips they show are from the un-aired pilot that you'll never see&amp;quot; refers to the ''Duck Tales'' theme which featured a clip of Scrooge McDuck chasing his money in space while an alien flies by and grabs a dollar.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fast Forward===&lt;br /&gt;
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*The August 18, 2006 [[Quote Of The Week]] was an extended version of the intro song with the funky closing theme as an instrumental accompaniment.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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