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Symbols and Logos

2023-09-13T22:30:28Z

Lucsar: /* See Also */

[[Image:Rap Song Peacey P.png|thumb|180px|P comma Peacey]]
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Several characters carry various '''[[Wikipedia:Symbol|symbols]]''' and '''[[Wikipedia:Logo|logos]]''' on their bodies.

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! Character or Group !! Description !! Example
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===[[Characters#Main characters|Main Characters]]' Symbols===
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| [[Homestar Runner]] || A white five-point star on his shirt. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Star T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px|His own trademark.]]
|-
| [[Strong Bad]] || His mask eyepiece || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Strong_Bad's_eyepiece.png|150px|Holy Crap!]]
|-
| [[Strong Mad]] || An "M" on his chest. (Does not appear in some early toons.) || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Strong_Mad's_M.PNG|150px|I'M STRONG MAD!]]
|-
| [[Coach Z]] || His "Z" medallion. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:coachzs Z.png|150px|More than two problems!]]
|-
| [[The King of Town]] || His gold crown. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:KOT_crown.PNG|150px|D'ya have any hip rub in thar?]]
|-
| [[Homsar]] || His name in white [[Fonts|Bauhaus 93]] letters written across his shirt. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Homsar's_Name_Logo.PNG|150px|AaAaAaAaAa!]]

|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

=== Other [[Character]]s' Symbols===
|-
| [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Dangeresque Too]] || Cool, cool glasses (Dangeresque's [[Wikipedia:Aviator sunglasses|aviators]] and Dangeresque Too's shutter sunglasses) || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:dangeresque cool glasses.png|150px|Looks like we're gonna have to jump!]]
|-
| [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)]] || The [[Ducks|duckie]] on his [[Duckie Shirt|shirt]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Duckie T-Shirt Close.PNG|150px|Quack quack.]]
|-
| [[Peacey P]] || A {{w|Peace symbols#Peace symbol|peace symbol}} appended with a "y", joined by a "P". Often written in a graffiti style. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PeaceyPLogo.PNG|150px|Y'all biscuitheads.]]
|-
| [[The Thnikkaman]] || "TH" written on a piece of paper. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Thnikkaman logo.png|150px|"Yeah, shut up kid."]]

|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

=== [[Pseudocharacters]]' Symbols===
|-
| [[Carol]] || Her name written in [[Fonts|MotterFemD]] across her lower bout. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Carol_name_logo.PNG|150px|We be jammin'.]]
|-
| [[Compé]] || The Compé logo, with "com" in [[Fonts#W|Westminster]] font and "pé" in [[Fonts#G|Georgia]] font (bolded and italicized). || style="text-align:center" | [[File:Compé Logo.png|150px| It's the Compé and you can't stop mé once you join forces with the scrolla-buttonés!]]
|-
| [[Compy 386]] || "Compy 386" in [[Fonts|Square721 B]] with the ''386'' italicized. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Compy logo.PNG|150px|A digital revolution in logo...ness.]]
|-
| [[Corpy NT6]] || A modified [[Fonts|Denmark]] font reading "Corpy NT6" with the letters colored black, red, and gray. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CorpyNT6.png|150px|Back to work, drone!]]
|-
| [[Lappier]] || The Lappier logo, with the "ier" italicized. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:Lappier Logo.png|150px|Just like the previous model, only crappier.]]
|-
| [[Lappy 486]] || The Lappy 486 logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Lappy logo.PNG|150px|Now THAT is a classy logo!]]
|-
| [[Tandy 400]], [[Tangerine Dreams]], [[Monosodium Dreams]], [[Happy 8600]], [[The Cheat's iMac (2018)]], various [[cell phones|smartphones]] || A star based on the {{w|History of Apple Inc.|old}} {{w|File:Apple Computer Logo rainbow.svg|rainbow Apple Logo}}. The logos from Monosodium Dreams onward are updated to match the modern {{w|File:Apple logo black.svg|monochromatic Apple logo}}. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tandy logo.PNG|75px|*chomp*]][[File:tandy-logo-2010s.png|75px|*champ*]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===[[:Category:Bands|Band]] Logos===
|-
|-
| [[Bigg Nife]] || "BIGG" printed in embossed block letters, "NIFE" in loose bubble letters with a [[big knife]] forming the "I". || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bigg Nife.png|96px|"Well, all right!"]]
|-
| [[Brainkrieg]] || A reversed B and K with their spines connected, drawn in an angular style with additional protruding spikes. The design is reminiscent of the Dead Kennedys logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:Brainkrieg-Logo.png|150px|"Are you even plugged in?"]]
|-
| [[Cool Tapes]] || "CooL tapes" written in drippy spray-paint. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:cool-tapes logo.png|150px|And we like it like that!]]
|-
| [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DÖI]] || The band's name written in red gothic blackletter. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:doi-logo.png|"A-one, a-two, a-come and feel the BRAIN CRUNCH!!"]]
|-
| [[Lazor]] || The name arcing in pointy, laser-like letters with a shining diamond flare at the end. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Lazor logo full.png|150px|Larry got this hat from the LAZOR guitarist 'Crush']]
|-
| [[Limozeen]] || The band's name in shiny metallic letters, with a lightning bolt forming the "Z". The design is reminiscent of the [[AC/DC]] logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Limozeen.png|150px|Live this Zaturday!]]
|-
| [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#PomStar|PomStar]] || The band's name written inside [[Pom Pom]]'s body, with a star in the middle. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:PomStar-logo.png|100px|"Girl, we got a food related love..."]]
|-
| [[sloshy]] || "sloshy" printed upside down in grungy sans-serif. The tail of the "y" is extended and the "o" is red. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sloshy.png|150px|We don't really even care about you.]]
|-
| [[Taranchula]] || Pointed stylized capital letters, often colored to resemble [[fangs]] dripping with blood. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:taranchula-logo.png|150px|BROTHER IN A JAR!]]
|-
| [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] || The band's name written in a green techno font. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:two-o-duo-logo.png|150px|"One, two, one-one two."]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===[[:Category:Organizations|Organization]] Logos===
|-
| [[Blue Laser]] || An upside-down red triangle with a "BL" written across it. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Blue_Laser_Logo.PNG|150px|Fan-freaking-tastic!]]
|-
| [[Boardelectrix]] || A smiling purple board game piece with "boardelectrix" written beside it in white against a red background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:boardelectrix.PNG|150px|The creators of Jurvy-Skat!]]
|-
| [[Cheap as Free]] || The name inside a cloud. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Cheap as free.PNG|150px|New from Cheap As Free Toys!]]
|-
| [[Cheat Commandos]] || A rectangle with rounded corners, with "Cheat Commandos" written on it. The "Cheat" is yellow with black spots, and the "Commandos" is striped with red, white, and brown in a wavy pattern. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:Cheat Commandos Logo.PNG|150px|Rock Rock On!]]
|-
| [[Compy, Inc.]] || The word "Compy" written in white letters in the Compy's font, against a black striped background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Compy 2.png|150px|It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here!]]
|-
| [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] || The words "CGNU" and the university's slogan on a yellow crest. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CGNU Crest.png|150px|The Future Is You... probably]]
|-
| [[Freshley's]] || The company name written in orange with a green leaf sticking out of it. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:s shoe box.png|150px|About the freshest shoes you can imagine]]
|-
| The [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work || A light blue circle, with a star in the middle and an "h" and an "r" or either side, all surrounded by a golden border. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:logo.png|150px|Everybody! Everybody!]]
|-
| [[L.U.R.N.]] || The smiling face of an anthropomorphic flower wearing an academic cap. "L.U.R.N." is written above. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:LURN logo isolated.png|150px|Life Blossoms Undergoing Re-programming Naturally]]
|-
| [[Metalmation]] || "METALMATION", written in a rainbow of colors. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:metalmation logo.png|150px|"Remember those guys from that band Limozeen?"]]
|-
| [[The Municipality]] || [[The King of Town]]'s face with angry eyes and a menacing mouth, reminiscent of [[Star Wars|Darth Vader]]'s mask. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Municipality_Logo.PNG|150px|We're onto you.]]
|-
| [[On Point Kings]] || The words "ON POINT" inside a king's crown. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:On-Point-Kings logo.png|150px|Are you on point?]]
|-
| [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] || An angry panda with pistols for eyebrows and the initials ''PFP'' in [[Fonts|Cooper Black]] overhead. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pistols_For_Pandas_T-shirt_close.PNG|150px|They need all the firepower they can get.]]
|-
| [[The Pizz]] || The restaurant's name written in the shape of a pizza slice in a circle. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:PizzTDetail.png|150px|Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizza]]
|-
| [[Pom Pictures]] || A white "pom" written in a yellow circle, with "Pictures" written in black beneath. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:pom pictures.png|150px|The creators of city (comma) state]]
|-
| [[SBASAF]] || "SBASAF" in stylish lettering with a rocket resembling the first 'A' and its trail forming the second 'S'. Also a planet and three stars are positioned over the second 'a'. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sbasaf.png|150px|Great planets!]]
|-
| [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]] || A red wiggly line with "Senor Cardgage" written below it, and "Mortgage" written in blue below that. The hole in the G is replaced by a dollar sign. It is underlined in yellow. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:senormortgage.PNG|150px|"Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!"]]
|-
|[[Smarty Juice]]||The brand's name written in a yellow swirly font with lines of majesty surrounding it. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:smarty_juice_logo.PNG|150px|"Far out"]]
|-
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]] || The name written in normal letters, with "ONLINE" in colorful, bouncy letters. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:OnlineAuctionLogo.PNG|150px|A great place to sell a half-eaten breakfast burrito]]
|-
| [[Team Kneepads]] || The team name in yellow and red text. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:KneepadsLogo.PNG|150px|Dribble dribble, shoot!]]
|-
| [[Thorax Corporation]] || A box with a green "T" and "HORAX" written in black below it. Below that, it says "CORPORATION" in green, and "[[LLC,,.]]" in black. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ThoraxT.PNG|TOTAL STARDOM]]
|-
| [[Videlectrix]] || A stylized "V" with "idelectrix" in [[Fonts|FederationBold]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Videlectrixlogo.png|150px|GOOD GRAPHICS!!]]
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===[[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|Country]] Logos===
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Bleak House|Bleak House]] || Three stripes, two dark gray on the outside and one light gray on the inside, and a black and white coat of arms with images of two bats and a house. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BleakHouseFlag.png|150px|"Blecch House"]]
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstan]] || Yellow images of the concession stand, a bear, a grenade, and an organ against a red background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ConcessionstanFlag.png|150px|Bubs' Concession Stantinople]]
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Country|Country]] || The word "COUNTRY" crudely written in black against a white background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CountryFlag.png|150px|COUNTRY]]
|-
| [[Homsar Reservation]] || Homsar's [[Bowler Hat]] and his "[[parents]]", a cup of [[coffee]] and a Chipwich, against a blue background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:HomsarReservationFlag.png|150px|The reservation of the song from the sixties.]]
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Marzistar/Homezipan|Marzistar/Homezipan]] || [[Marzipan]]'s ponytail on a white diagonal line separating a yellow background with a green peace symbol, and a blue background with a duck on it. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:MarzistarFlag.png|150px|East Marzistar and East Homezipan]]
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Pompomerania|Pompomerania]] || A circle colored like Pom Pom against a white background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PompomeraniaFlag.png|150px|Bubble. Bubble-de-bubble.]]
|-
| [[Strong Badia]] || A red, white, and brown flag with a [[snake]] holding a [[Big Knives|knife]] leaping through a [[tire]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:sbemail32.PNG|150px|Population: Tire]]
|-
| [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#The Cheat and Tirerea|The Cheat and Tirerea]] || A [[Powered by The Cheat]] drawing of [[The Cheat]] giving the [[Tire]] a high five against a green background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:TirereaFlag.png|150px|Nastiest name for a country Strong Bad's ever heard]]
|}
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==See Also==
*[[Catch Phrases]]
*[[Mottos and Slogans]]
*[[Hanging Objects]]

[[Category:Lists]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Walkthrough

2023-08-24T18:18:18Z

Lucsar: /* Bonus points */

[[Image:Dangeresque Roomisode 1 Gameplay Screenshot.PNG|thumb|"Better try and 'solve' his case, quick."]]
This is a complete walkthrough for the game [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]].

{{spoiler}}

==Walkthrough==
In order to complete this game, three actions must be performed. These actions can be seen at any time by looking at the case file on the noticeboard.
*Need photographic evidence of the attack
*Need physical evidence that was left behind
*Need this case file to have SOLVED stamp on it
The three actions can be performed in any order, but since the takeout container is involved in all three, some steps must be done in a specific order. The full walkthrough is shown below. Points earned for a particular step are indicated in bold.

===Open the Safe===
*Use the rug to have Dangeresque flip up a corner of it.
*Use the light switch. Dangeresque turns off the light, revealing glowing text under the rug. The blinds must be down for this to work.
*Look at the rug - the text is the combination for the safe.
*Optional: Use the light switch again, if you don't want to spend the rest of the game stumbling around in the dark. (Not necessary in the Roomisode Triungulate version, where the scene is brighter than the original, and where you'll need the lights off again later.)
*Use the safe to open it.
*Get the camera from inside.
*Optional: Shut the safe.

===Get the Photographic Evidence===
*Attempt to get the takeout container. Dangeresque will be unable to take it, since it's stuck to the top of the safe.
*Walk to the front of the room, and use the chair. Dangeresque will spin on it.

==== Original game ====
*Look at the card that came flying out. It has the phone number for the takeout place.

==== The Roomisode Triungulate ====
* Look at the card that came flying out. It has the phone number for the cable guy.
* Use the window to open the blinds.
* Look at the window in order to notice Strong Sad across the street.
* Use the phone and call the cable guy. Tell him to change the channel to the Medical Channel (this will be important for the photo later).
* Get the coffee cup. Use it on the ashtray.
* Take the key out of the ashtray.
* Use the key on the file cabinet.
* Look at the files and select the one for "The Rest" to get the number for the takeout place.

==== Both versions ====
*Walk to the phone and use it. Dangeresque calls the takeout place (in The Roomisode Triungulate, you must select the takeout place), who will send a technician (Pom Pom) who un-sticks the takeout container with a well-placed karate kick.
*Get the takeout container.
*Use the blind to open it if it is closed, then place the takeout container in the window.
*Roomisode Triungulate only: If the lights in your room are on, use the light switch to turn them off before taking the picture.
*Use the camera on the window to take a photo showing the dragon-man on the takeout container apparently assaulting the fat man (Strong Sad) in the building opposite.

===Get the Physical Evidence===
*Get the takeout container again, then give it to Dangeresque, who eats it.
*Get the coffee cup, then give it to Dangeresque, who drinks it.
*Walk to the front of the room and use the chair again. The combination of rotary motion with months-old coffee and Chinese takeout causes Dangeresque to throw up into a handy paper bag.

===Get the Stamp===
*Walk around to the front of the desk and use it. Dangeresque hits the desk, causing the drawer to pop out.
*Walk around to the other side of the desk and get the stamp.
*Place the stamp on the sweet and sour sauce on top of the safe to ink it.

===Solve the Case===
Now all that's left is to place the three pieces of evidence into the case file on the noticeboard. Place the photographic evidence and the bag of whoozit. This should make your full total of 170 points.

The hard part is the stamp, which you'll notice says "UN-SOLVED". You want it to say "SOLVED" {{--}} the whole "SOLVED" and nothing but the "SOLVED". How can you do this? Simple, stamp it so that the "UN-" part isn't on the document. Line up the stamp so that the hyphen crosses the left-hand edge of the page. Be careful, now {{--}} miss and it's Game Over, and Dangeresque goes to prison... until you click the mouse button, in any case, at which point time gets rewound and you get another shot.

With all three bits in place, Dangeresque hands the file to The Chief... until he realizes something's amiss, so it looks like Dangeresque is gonna have to jump...out the window.

==Score==

===Original version===
In the original version, you would automatically score a full 170 points as you complete the game, since all of these actions are mandatory:

* Get the code for the safe: 20 points
* Get the camera: 5 points
* Attempt to get the takeout container while it's stuck: 5 points
* Look at the card after spinning in the chair: 10 points
* Have Pom Pom loosen the takeout container: 15 points
* Get the takeout container: 5 points
* Take the picture: 30 points
* Eat the takeout: 10 points
* Drink the coffee: 10 points
* Get the Whoozit bag: 25 points
* Get the stamp: 5 points
* Ink the stamp: 10 points
* Use the picture with the file: 10 points
* Use the Whoozit bag with the file: 10 points

===The Roomisode Triungulate===
In this version, you only get 160 points for completing all mandatory actions; the remaining 10 are hidden (and trigger Achievements).

====Mandatory actions====

* Get the code for the safe: 5 points
* Get the camera: 10 points
* Attempt to get the takeout container while it's stuck: 5 points
* Look at the card after spinning in the chair: 5 points
* Get the coffee: 5 points
* Use the coffee on the ashtray: 5 points
* Get the key: 5 points
* Unlock the file cabinet: 5 points
* Learn the takeout place's phone number: 5 points
* Have Pom Pom loosen the takeout container: 20 points
* Get the takeout container: 5 points
* Take the picture: 10 points
* Eat the takeout: 5 points
* Drink the coffee: 5 points
* Get the Barfbag: 20 points
* Get the stamp: 5 points
* Ink the stamp: 10 points
* Use the picture with the file: 10 points
* Use the Barfbag with the file: 10 points
* Stamp the file: 10 points

====Bonus points====

* One at a time, place the takeout container, the coffee cup, the stamp, the barfbag, and the photo on the windowsill. Aim the camera at each: 1 point, '''Photo 5ubjects''' Achievement
* With the lights off, look at the "Wings" file: 1 point, '''Hidden Mess''' Achievement
* Have Dangeresque talk to himself three times: 1 point, '''Positive Selftalc''' Achievement
* Attempt to use the lamp twice: 1 point, '''Lit Fedora''' Achievement
* Use the coffee cup on the light switch (and then turn the switch on if it was already off): 1 point, '''Switch Coffee Brands''' Achievement
* Talk to all inanimate objects (put here every inanimate object which have talking!): 2 points, '''Stuff Talka Room 1''' Achievement
* Get five Game Overs: 2 points, '''Did Ya5''' Achievement
* Go to jail in all possible ways (talk to door three times, use door three times, use takeout container on case file, use coffee on case file, take a photograph with the takeout container but with the wrong channel playing, stamp the case file incorrectly): 1 point, '''Jailtime5''' Achievement

{{incomplete}}

{{Dangeresque|cat=Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate}}
[[Category:Walkthroughs]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses

2023-08-24T18:16:06Z

Lucsar: /* Using Two Invetory Items Together */

[[Image:Dangeresque Roomisode 1 Gameplay Screenshot.PNG|thumb|"How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!"]]

These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]].

{{spoiler}}

== Videlectrix Start Screen ==
:''{Dangeresque and Renaldo drive underneath a chrome version of the Videlectrix logo in a car, silhouetted in white. Cut to a building with a sign with the word "WAREHAUS". The car, now silhouetted in black, drives by and parks, its headlights turning off. Silhouettes of Dangeresque and Renaldo then get out of the car and head towards the door. Cut to a door with a sign stating, "No Kick". Following some kicking sounds, the door opens to reveal Dangeresque, holding his nunchuck gun, and Renaldo.}''

:'''DANGERESQUE''': ''{with highly compressed audio quality}'' Nobody do anything... Dangeresque!
:''{Dangeresque points his nunchuck gun at the camera. It glistens, he fires the gun, and the screen switches over to the Title Screen. Bullets fire, causing holes to appear to form the "O"s in the title. After a while, the screen transitions over to the Instructions.}''
== Mission Instructions ==
'''Original version only'''
:''{Dangeresque's sunglasses are next to the instructions.}''
Use the W, A, S, D keys to move Dangeresque around. Click on stuff with your MOUSE to bring up the ACTION MENU! Click on your INVENTORY in the bottom right and select the item, then click an item in the world to use them together. CLICK ANYWHERE TO START
==Tutorial==
'''Triungulate version only'''
===Intro===
:''{Dangeresque walks onto a street where the Gremlin is parked next to a sidewalk in front of a wooden fence. He stops in the center of the screen.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Dangeresque is a world famous private eye-slash-crooked cop, known for his incredible adventures.
:''{Dangeresque takes out his nunchuck-gun and assumes a fighting stance.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dirtbag! ''{puts the gun away}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' But this isn't one of those. This is about the boring stuff in between!
:''{Dangeresque groans sadly.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' This is a roomisodic point n' click 'em-up where YOU control Dangeresque. Click on the screen to move him around and locate interactive hotspots.
:''{The burger is highlighted.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Click once to bring up the action menu and again to select your action.
:''{After first action}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' For maximum fun, jokes, and hints use all three actions with every item in the game. First LOOK, then TALK, then GET/USE ''{pronounced "geh-too-say}''.
:''{After later actions}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mouseover the bottom of the screen to open your inventory. Simply click to select an item and move it into the scene to use it with another item or character.

===Burger===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look like a real streetburger.
====Talk to====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You is an a burger.
====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque picks up the burger, stretches out his pants and drops it inside.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Performing certain actions gets you points! The full score is not required to complete each roomisode.

===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' My butt.
====Talk To====
:''{Dangeresque turns to face the camera.}'' 
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' A butt?
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{drawing Nunchuck Gun}'' Freeze, dirtbag!
====Burger → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque doesn't do streetburgers. I'm more of a floor-of-carburger man meself.

===Filthy Window===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That window is filthy with Renaldo nose-prints and slobber.
====Talk to====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your glass is grass!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{touches the window}'' My gloves aren't absorbant (sic) enough to clean the window.
====Burger → Filthy Window====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{wipes window with burger}'' Burger wash!!
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Hidden actions and objectives give you bonus points. Discover them all to achieve the full score and bragging rights that won't be worth it!! And finally, clicka the wrench in the upper right hand corner to bring up the options menu where you can save and load games, adjust volume, and more boring stuff. That's all I got. NOW GET OUTTA HERE KID!!

==The Office==
=== Intro ===
:''{Dangeresque walks into the room through the door, which is to the left of the room. While he's a short distance away from the door, Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. The door closes while he does this. After it's done he stands normally.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the right of the player}'' Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Dangeresque faces to the left of the player, facing the door}'' Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
''Triungulate version only''
:''{Cut to title screen on Dangeresque's desk.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode 1: ''{Dangeresque peeks over}'' Behind the Dangerdesque!
''Continues below''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces towards the player.}'' Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the right of the player and thinking, with his head angled upwards and a glove on his chin.}'' Now where'd I put that case file...

===Ashtray===
====Look====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'.

:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{When smoldering}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'F'.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now it's fulla grody ashy coffee sludge. Looks like somethin's floatin' in it.

====Get/Use====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.

:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{When smoldering}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's prolly at least some ash covered chewing gum in there. But it's too hot and smoldery to sift through.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, there was a little key in there!
:''{puts key into inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I forgot that I tried to smoke it one time to impress some Euro mobsters. They were not impressed.
:''{After the key is taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already got the little key outta there.

====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your ash is grash!

====Coffee → Ashtray====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll just dribble drabble a little lattle in here.
:''{pours coffee in ashtray}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I extinguished its inner glow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already de-smolderized it.

====Anything → Ashtray====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, that would get it all ashen-faced.

===Bag of Whoosit===
'''While on the Windowsill'''
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It looks so delicious steaming on the windowsill there...wait, what?

=====Get/Use=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wish there was a better place for this.
:''{Dangeresque takes bag from window.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bag 'em up, Chuck.
:''{Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}''

=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bag of whoosit, there's something me and the guys need to tell you about hygiene.

====Bag of Whoozit → Anything Else====
:'''Original version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Most things are better without a bag of whoozit poured on them.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Most...

===Biz Card===
====Look====
:''{First time only}''
:''Original Version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! It's the number for Kung-Fu Dragon takeout! 555-KUFU. I can remember that.
:{{short hr}}
:''Triungulate version''
:''{Cut to the floor. The card is for Cableman Jorge.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, it's a bizness card for Cableman Jorge, my free cable hookup. Musta been stuck in the seat cushion. Or possible stuck in me? *shudder* 555-KBUL ''{pronounced kay-bull}''. I can remember that.
:{{short hr}}
:''{after first time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already got those digits memorized. And I like how it looks on the floor.

====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' STAY DOWN!

====Get/Use====
:''{Same as Look}''

====Anything → Biz Card====
:'''Tringulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I am straight up not gonna dodat.

===Camera===
'''While it's in the safe'''
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh! It's my Snoopeur 200 Telefoto Instant Camera. Oh, the things we've illegally surveilled.
=====Get/Use=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bet I could take some seriously compromising photographs with this baby.
:''{Takes Camera from safe, adds to inventory}''
:'''Triungulate version continues below'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's only one instaphoto left so I should be extra sure before I take a picture.

=====Talk To=====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm gonna GET you!
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out, camera, I'm gonna GET you!

====Camera → Blinds====
'''Original version'''
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With coffee on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That sad sack is definitely not the "World's Best Crooked Cop!" I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out Lord Fatmonger! A giant rubber stamp is trying to assault you! I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With inked UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out Lord Fatmonger! That saucy rubber stamp is gonna get saucy on you! I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With whoozit on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, one hideous sack deserves another. I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With takeout on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now HERE'S a shot I can use! It totally looks like the Dragon Man is kung-fuing that fat slob!
:''{Photo of crime is added to inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If picture has already been taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm outta film. Plus, I already got the money shot.

'''Triungulate version'''
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Horror Channel is playing, Strong Sad is laughing.}''
:''{If the Medical Channel is playing, Strong Sad is frightened.}''
:''{If Local Radar is playing, Strong Sad has a frozen expression.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the light in the office is on}''
:''{Strong Sad turns to look out the window at Dangeresque.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh crap! He can see right in here! I've been made! I gotta be less visible if I wanna peep properly. Propa peeps.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Taking a photo with nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He's all alone I need somebody else in the frame if I want it to look like he's being attacked. I'm not takin this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Taking a photo with wrong object on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The forced perspective is a good trick, but it doesn't look like he's gettin attacked. I'm not takin this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the Bag of Whoozit is placed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a giant barf bag and The Human Giant Barfbag together at last!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the Coffee Mug is placed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That sad sack is definitely not the "World's Best Crooked Cop!"
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the UNSOLVED Stamp is placed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' : Watch out Lord Couchmonger! A giant rubber stamp is trying to unsolve you!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When Dangeresque takes a shot while Strong Sad gives no reaction}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw, crap!
:''{The instant photo develops}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That Dragon Man makes a good attacker but ol' Schlubtown is as calm as a giant gray baby! And now I'm outta film!
:''{Back in the office}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And now I get to go to jail.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' You dang right!
:''{Game over}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Takeout is placed and the Medical Channel is playing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check it out! Looks like that Dragon Man is Kung-Fu-ing the crap outta that slob! And he looks appropriately terrified!
:{{short hr}}

:''{When the right shot is taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes! I got the shot! ''{Cut to Dangeresque holding the instant photo, which fades into view}'' This totally looks like someone being attacked! ''{Dangeresque waves the photo and puts it away.}

====Camera → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need a picture of myself! My wallet's already full of them.
====Camera → Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think that's what it meant by "photographic evidence."
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I should take a photo with it.
====Camera → Anything Else====
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not taking a picture of that. I only gots one instant shot left.
:''Triungulate version''
'''DANGERESQUE:''' This is a telefoto camera! I need a far away subject.

===Casefile===

====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what I need to do to pretend-solve you...
:''{Cut to a shot of the inside of the casefile, which reads:}''
<blockquote style="border-left:solid 2px gray;border-top:solid 2px gray;width:400px;font-size:125%;background-color:#DDDDDD;">
 
'''The Swissblonkel Scenario''' 
'''Unknown masked assailant attacked victim''' 
'''at the Swissblonkel Hotel stealing documents,''' 
'''secrets, and notions. Left physical evidence at''' 
'''scene (vomit, upchuck, whoozit).''' 
'''Reasons it remains unsolved:''' 

'''-Need photographic evidence of the attack''' 
'''-Need physical evidence that was left behind''' 
'''-Need this case file to have SOLVED stamp on it'''


</blockquote>
:''{When the player clicks the mouse, scene cuts back to the office}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That sounds easy enough. I've faked ID's harder than this.
:'''Triungulate version, if at least one item is inside the file'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, I'm making progress!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I shouldn't take it until it's *ahem* solved.
====Talk To====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Chief's unsolved case file's not much of a talker. More of a LOOKer.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque is on the case (file)! I had it monogrammed!

====Anything → Casefile====
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not one of the 3 pieces of evidence I need.

====Bag of Whoozit → Casefile====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's just tuck this in here... erm...
:''{Puts bag in casefile}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Urp... almost made a second batch.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good enough for crooked government work! I mean, who's to say whose whoosit is whose?
:''{Bag of whoozit is removed from inventory}''
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll just, uh, tuck this physical evidence into the case file. ''{Dangeresque jumps up and stuffs it inside}''

====Kung-Fu Takeout → Casefile====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This takeout is basically puke waiting to happen, maybe it can be the physical evidence for The Chief's case.
:''{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, who?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here we go! ''{singing}'' Good ideas tonight!
:''{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, who?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
====Coffee → Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Maybe if I spill coffee on The Chief's case file, he won't be able to read it and he'll think it's solved!
:''{Adds coffee to casefile, creating a large black spot on it}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Or maybe it'll just ruin it and I'll go to jail.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
====Photo → Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This photographic evidence makes some pretty good photographic evidence!
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll add it to the case file. ''{Dangeresque jumps up and slips it inside}''

====Unsolved Stamp → Casefile====
:''{When dry}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I could try and make this UNSOLVED stamp work, but I gots no ink!
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate Version'''
:''{If the Photo and the Whoozit are not in the casefile}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't stamp this case as fake solved until I gather all the fake evidence.
:{{short hr}}''
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, let's see if I can make this work. I only got one shot at this.
:''{Cut to casefile for stamping}''
:''{In the Triungulate version, a drumroll plays}''
::''{When stamped incorrectly}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh crank. ''{Triungulate verson only}'' That doesn't look like it says SOLVED. And ''{continued}'' that was indelible sweet n' sour sauce. This does not look good for Dangeresque.
::''{Game Over sequence}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{When stamped correctly}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' That was genius! Almost as good as that time I turned that 00% on that algebra test into 1000%.

===Chair===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've slept more hours in that office chair than I have in beds. You just can't slouch properly in a bed.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oooh I love this! Whee!
:''{Jumps into the chair, spinning it for a few seconds. Gets off}''
::''{Before drinking the coffee or eating the Chinese take-out}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! Feelin' woozy.
::'''Triungulate version continues below'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good thing I did that on an empty stomach.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After only eating the Chinese take-out}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. *burp* That was close. Almost had the Return of the Kung-Fu Dragon there.
::'''Trinungulate version continues below'''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Better not ingest nothin else if I wanna keep spinnin.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After only drinking the coffee}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh jeez. *urp* Phew. The 2 year old creamer in that coffee doesn't fool around.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After both drinking the coffee and eating the Chinese take-out}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw nuts. *hurk* Here comes trouble.
::''{Turns away from player to puke, turns back with puke-filled paper bag}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll just, uh, send this to the "boys" down at the, um, "lab".
::''{Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After puking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No more turkish twist. I have my bag of whoozit.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If drawer of the Dangerdesque is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should close the drawer first to avoid sitting in the drawer instead.

====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' GET BACK TO WORK, CHAIR!
====Anything → Chair====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help the chair achieve its dreams.

===Coffee/Mug===
:'''While it's on the Dangerdesque or Windowsill'''
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's so old the creamer has formed a fuzzy little island in the middle.
=====Get/Use=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah. I might accidentally drink it if it's just sittin' there.
=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're gettin' too old for this job, coffee.
====Coffee → Anything====
:'''Original version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw. Pouring old coffee on that won't help. What a surprise.

===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:''{Chosen in order.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do these laces make my head look husky?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.

====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{After he jumps}'' Hee hee!

====Talk To====
:''{Chosen in order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'M NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, touché?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuump!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HE'S JUMPIN' OUT THE WINDOW! CALL FOR BACKUP! SEAL OFF THE BUILDING! TAKE THE SHOT!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Heh heh. I love doin' that.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HEY!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' You think you're real hot stuff around here don't you Dangeresque?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's right.}'' Hotter than you, Kowalski.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' You wanna go toe to toe with me?!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's right.}'' I'd probably get athlete's foot.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' Heh. You're alright Dangeresque. You're aaall riiiight.
====Bag of Whoozit → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The less I think about how this thing is in my pants, the better.
====Coffee → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque NEVER backs down from a really terrible, gross idea!
:''{Drinks}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ugh.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' THAT's gonna stick with me for a while.
:''{Coffee is removed from inventory}''
:''Triungulate version''
:''{When coffee mug is empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to cut back.
====Key → Dangeresque====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I dunno remember what this key goes to. A safety deposit box fulla cash, passports, and weapons grade colognac?

====Kung Fu Takeout → Dangeresque====
:''{First time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, this takeout has seen too much over the years.
:''{Eats}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry, takeout. They said NO LOOSE ENDS! That was definitely one of the worst things I ever done.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Gonna keep the cool box though.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After first time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This box has a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Wish he was real. He looks capable of some realy cool-to-watch assault and battery.

====Photo → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So convincing. So assaulty. ''{mocking}'' Say waiter. My a-fish is a-too assault-y!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Hah! Good one, Dangeresque! You know I dabble in a little comedy myself. You should come see me on open mic night at-
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, that's never gonna happen.
====UNSOLVED Stamp → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way! The MAN's always tryin' to stamp me down!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need UNSOLVED stamped on me. Though it IS a pretty good tattoo idea.

===Desque===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.
====Get/Use====
:''{When drawer is closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This whole system is outta line!!
:''{pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to pop open}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When drawer is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!
:''{pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to close}''
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?
====Anything → Desque====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Dangerdesque doesn't need that.

===Door===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Man, listen to that guy seethe.
:''Triungulate version continues below''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Back off! It's a lung condition!
====Get/Use====
:''{Chosen in order}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I better solve the Chief's case first.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YEAH YOU BETTER!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I really better stop talking to myself so loud.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YEAH YOU BETTER!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!
:''{opens door}''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' IZZAT SO?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
:''{A giant hand in a blue glove reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}''
====Talk To====
:''{Chosen in order}''
:'''Orginal version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What did you want again, The Chief?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. Forgot already.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Chiefy, what I'm s'posed do for you again?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE OR I'LL THROW YA IN THE HOOSEGOW!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. Heh. Already forgot.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!
:''{banging on the door, which bursts open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{to the player}'' I bring-a this on-a myself.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
====Anything → Door====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with the door until I've solved this case in quotes!

===Filene Cabinay===
''Triungulate version only''
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's Filene Cabinay, my sultry French document organizer. She organizes all my files and styles.
====Talk To====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Filene, hold all calls until I get The Chief off my back. ''{impersonating Filene}'' "Oui oui, monsieur Dangeresque. You are so focused and bench pressy."
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You files have styles!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's locked and stocked with secret docs. The key's around here somewheres.
====Anything → Filene Cabinay====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Filene doesn't need to file that.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' How bout we just file that under "Bad Idea".

===Files===
''Triungulate version only''
:''{Inside the cabinet are files labelled 'burgers', 'wings', 'tacos', and 'the rest'.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's fulla the take out menus that get shoved under my door. Highly sensitive documents.
====Burgers====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a burger menu from Blubb-o's.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wish they'd bring back their classy Chicken Pret'end sandwich. That was Filene's fave.
====Wings====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a menu from Hott Wingzzz Huttt.}''
:''{If the office is lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wingzzz Huttt. Home of the infamous Facemelto Sauce. One whiff'll burn the hairs right outta your nose and put them on your chest!
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the office is dark, glowing text appears on the menu reading "Look Unda The Rug!}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! A secret message from beyond my style!
:''{If the message was already found}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks hidden message, but I already found it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look unda the rug!
====Tacos====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a card with two actual tacos taped to it.}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! Forgot about these! But I can't take em. Emergencies only. One day these tacos will save my life.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One day these tacos will save my life.
====The Rest====
:''{First time only}''
:''{Dangeresque brings up a menu from Kung Fu Dragon with a phone number on it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah! Here's the menu for Kung Fu Dragon. One day when I hit it big, I'm gonna order the noodles with MORE sauce! 555-KUFU ''{pronounced "coo-foo"}''. I can remember that.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{singing}'' Kung-Fu was a man. I mean he was a Kung-Fu Dragon man. Or maybe he was just a Kung-Fu Dragon.

===Key===
:'''Triungulate version only'''
====Key → Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the key to Filene Cabinay's heart! ''{turns around, pretending to be Filene Cabinay}'' "Oui, Dangeresque. Only you have the key to my--" ''{stops pretending}'' Okay I'm gonna stop hitting on a piece of furniture now.
====Key → Filene Cabinay====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's fraudulently file some taxes! ''{opens the cabinet}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being unlocked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already open. Or Ou Pan as the French say.

===Kung-Fu Takeout===
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some 5-year old takeout from Kung-Fu Dragon. I keep it around cause there's a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{Continues below once dislodged}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' 'Cept it's now sidewise.

=====Get/Use=====
:''{When stuck to the safe; Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. After a brief moment he gives up and stands normally.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nnnng! It's stuck to the top of the safe! I'm gonna need to hire a Takeout-Stuck-To-The-Safe Cracker for this one.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After it's dislodged, either on the safe or on the windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good idea. Never know when you might need to make somebody puke.
:''{Takeout is added to inventory}''
=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And the Kung-Fu Dragon Chinese Takeout comes in the niiiight! (they're open late)
====Kung Fu Takeout → Anything Else====
:'''Original version only'''
:''{Before use on Dangeresque}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ancient Chinese Secret: ancient chinese takeout won't help here.
:''{After use on Dangeresque}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to feel the fury of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu.
====Anything → Kung-Fu Takeout====
:''{When stuck to the safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't get the takeout offa the safeout.

===Lamp===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Prolly just use the switch, no?
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{Dangeresque walks behind the lamp so it looks like he is wearing it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check it out, I'm wearing one of those Spyguy vs. Other Spyguy hats! Oh knives! Bombs! Traps! Um... That's all I remember about those comics.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hee hee! Lookit my cool spy hat!

====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?
====Anything → Lamp====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I say my good swing lamps, do you need this inventory item? I guess not.

===Photo of crime===
====Photo → Anything Else====
:'''Original version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should really put this in the casefile.

===Rug===
====Look====
:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards. Can't make it out.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't see anything under the rug in all this moonlight.
:''{Triungulate version continues below}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{singing}'' This serious moonlight.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds closed''}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!

====Get/Use====
:''{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hands up, Floor!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Go away, small part of floor!
:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{When rug is flat and office is dark; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, glowy stuff!
====Talk To====
:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dust mites!

====Anything → Rug====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to rig the rug with that. Ooh! I'd like to play some Rig Rug though. I should find an arcade later.

===Safe===
====Look====
:''{When safe is closed, or when safe is open, after taking camera}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When safe is open, before taking camera}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe. There's a camera all up in there!
====Get/Use====
:''{Before finding the combination}''
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Maybe I wrote it down somewhere.
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
:'''DANGERESQUE:'''I think I hid it somewhere secret.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After finding the combination, opening for the first time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangcrapple! I remembered the combination!
:''{Opens safe}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After first opening, when safe is closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open safe. Sounds like some kinda doorknob.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When safe is open; closing safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Close safe. Sounds like some kinda laundry detergent.
====Talk To====
:'''Original Version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque NEVER plays it safe!
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Talk safe? Dangeresque NEVER talks safe!
====Anything → Safe====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to keep that safe.

===Sweet/Sour Sauce===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww. Looks like some sweet n' sour sauce oozed onto my safe.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not layin' a glove on that stuff! It'd probably get stuck there.
====Talk To====
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!
:''Triungulate version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Talk sauce? Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!
====UNSOLVED Stamp → Sauce====
:''{When dry}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, this rancid sweet n' sour sauce makes some nice red ink!
:''{Dry UNSOLVED stamp becomes an inked UNSOLVED stamp}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I got enough red "ink" on my stamp a'ready.

===Switch===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
====Get/Use====
:''{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Quiet you!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.
====Anything → Switch====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I had this lightswitch installed so I could turn the lights on and off. NOT so I could use random inventory items on it.
====Coffee → Switch====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah! Who needs "Use Switch"? Dangeresque shorts out the lights with gross coffee!
:''{Dangeresque pours coffee on the switch. The switch shorts out, and the lamp blows its lightbulb, leaving the room in darkness.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, that was awesome. Now I can pretend I'm burgling my own office for the rest of this case!

===Telephone===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This phone helps me take a proverbial bite out of proverbial crime.
====Get/Use====
:'''Original version'''
:''{When you don't have the number, or after Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the safetop}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When you have the number, before trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.
:''{Hangs up}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Prolly should have a reason to call them first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When you have the number, after trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. Can you send a specialist right away? Thanks!
:''{Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe, showing Japanese lettering at impact. He jumps back out the window}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy.

:'''Triungulate version'''
:''{When you don't have any numbers}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who should I call?
:''{A menu appears}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{555-KUFU}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:'''Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. My safeout is staked to my tuck! Er, I mean, my takeout is stuck to my safe! Can you send a specialist right away?
:''{Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe. The word "Kick!" appears on impact. The takeout flies through the air in a dramatic manner. He jumps back out the window.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice! Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy. Also, I'm pretty sure he just got through a sealed plate glass window somehow.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the safetop}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.
:''{555-KBUL}''
:''{Before seeing Strong Sad watching TV}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cableman Jorge! I don't have a TV! But maybe I'll call back sometime if a TV-related issue arises! Have a great day, Jorge!
:''{After seeing Strong Sad watching TV}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cableman Jorge! I wanna mess with my dumpy neighbor in the building across the street. Can you change what channels he gets? You can do it but it'll affect the whole city block and they'll only get that one channel? Fine by me! What channels ya got?
:''{A menu appears with Horror Channel, Medical Channel, and Local Radar}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cableman Jorge! I wanna different channel!
:''{A menu appears with Horror Channel, Medical Channel, and Local Radar}''
:''{Horror Channel}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' How bout that Horror Gore-er Network? That sounds suitably terrifying.
:''{Medical Channel}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's do the Live Middle Aged Medical Procedure Channel.
:''{Local Radar}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh! How bout Local Radar (After Dark). Sounds sultry, paltry, and a little bit Daltrey.
====Talk To====
:''{Same as Get/Use.}''
====Anything → Phone====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That won't help me save on long distance calls!

===UNSOLVED Stamp===
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's one o' them rubber stamps. I mostly use it on Renaldo's forehead when he's asleep.
=====Get/Use=====
:''{While in Dangerdesque}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An "UNSOLVED" stamp?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Great, just what I needed today...sarcasm, sarcasm.
:{{short hr}}
:''{There is no response when taking the stamp from the window.}''
:''{UNSOLVED stamp is added to inventory}''
=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' *grumble* Hi, stamp.

====UNSOLVED Stamp → Anything====
:''{When dry}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not UNSOLVED. Besides, I got no ink.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna get rancid sweet n' sour sauce all over that.

===Winda===
====Look====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that slobbo watching TV in that apartment over there.
====Get/Use====
:''{If the windowsill is empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You got it, hoss.
:''{If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If something is on the windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should pick that thing up first.

====Anything → Winda====
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:''{With something already on windowsill}''
:'''Original Version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already something up there.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already sumpin in the winda!

====Bag of Whoozit → Winda====
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Gramma used to do this to cool hers off.
:''{Places bag of whoozit on windowsill}''
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I should definitely stop keeping this in my pants.
:''{Places bag of whoozit on windowsill}''
====Coffee → Winda====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure. maybe I can poison a few pigeons.
:''{Places coffee of windowsill}''

====Key → Winda====
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Just to shake things up, I'm NOT gonna put that in the window.

====Kung Fu Takeout → Winda====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I should prolly air this stuff out a bit.
:''{Places takeout on the windowsill}''

====Photo → Winda====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! This is like staring at infinity! Fat, gray, lazy infinity.

====UNSOLVED Stamp → Winda====
:'''Original version'''
:''{Dangeresque puts the stamp on the sill without comment}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One day, all of this will be yours, Stampy.

====Anything → Object in Winda====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to use this thing with that thing in the window.

====Talk To====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:'''Original version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.
:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' HEY SLOBBO WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.

===Windasill===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a little shelf for cooling pies or dangling weaselly informants over.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sill it up! Sill it down! Sill it all around town!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' That's a really great song!
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Not much to do other than put stuff on it.

===Using Two Invetory Items Together===
'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This ain't no crafting game! This is a Use Inventory Item on Stuff In Scene Game!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You try combining inventory items in your pants!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! Stampcoffee? I shudder at the thought!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Brainblow City has a strict No Combining Items law. It's one of the few I actually follow.

===After speaking to all inanimate objects in the room===
:'''Triungulate version only'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! I talked to all the inanimate objects!
:''' THE CHIEF:''' Wish I could! Tell the Lamp I miss him!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I will NOT!

=="Need to WASD"==

:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Dangerdesque from the side farthest from the door}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself to the front of the desk for full dramatic effect.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Chair from anywhere but the bottom side of the desk}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself below that chair to get the jump on it.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" any other object, except the door, the safe, and the casefile, from too far away}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself closer.

== Game Over ==
:{''Cut to an outdoor scene; it is still night. A Police Paddy Wagon marked "Hoose Gow", with Dangeresque in the back, drives up to a building marked "Jail!" The gate opens, the vehicle drives inside, and the gate shuts. Cut to Dangeresque, dressed in a prisoner's outfit, sitting in a dimly lit cell. The words "Game Over" appear above him in Dangeresque Font. When you click the mouse, however, it cuts to a black screen with either of the phrases that are listed below in Dangeresque Font.}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{In compressed audio}'' Or did I?

:''{These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}''
:Moments Earlier...
:{{short hr}}
:Seriously though...
:{{short hr}}
:Previously on Dangeresque...
:{{short hr}}
:It's almost as if it was a dream...
:{{short hr}}
:We all make bad choices...
:{{short hr}}
:Okay, trying harder this time...
:{{short hr}}
:Reeeeewind-O...

:{''The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.''}

== Winning ==
:'''Original version'''
:''{After completing all three objectives}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, that's all the requirements. Let's see if The Chief buys this crap.
:''{Cut to shot of the door. The silhouettes of the Chief and Dangeresque can be seen through it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here you go, Chiefy! Sorry bout the wait. Someone stuck a barracuda in my desk.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' WAITAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh.
:''{Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{in compressed audio}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump...
:''{Jumps out the Window and runs along the rooftops. Credits sequence.}''

:'''Triungulate version'''
:'';DANGERESQUE:''' I think that's everything. This is some of my best falsified evidence yet!
:''{Dangeresque jumps up, grabs the case file, and walks out the door.}''
:''{Cut to shot of the door. The silhouettes of the Chief and Dangeresque can be seen through it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here you go, Chiefy! Sorry bout the wait. Someone stuck a barracuda in my desk.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then...
:'''THE CHIEF:''' WAITAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh.
:''{Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump...
:''{Jumps out the window.and runs along the rooftops.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode complete!
''{Roomisode 2 begins}''

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Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes

2018-10-30T23:44:16Z

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Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes

2018-10-30T23:26:02Z

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Costumes that the characters wore in [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]], Halloween 2018.

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|| [[File:MarzipanJoanna.png|150px]] || [[Marzipan]] || Joanna from Chotchkie's || Joanna is a character played by [[Wikipedia:Jennifer Aniston|Jennifer Aniston]] in the 1999 movie ''[[Office Space]]''. She is a waitress who is required to wear a minimum of 15 "pieces of flair" or pins on her uniform while working at her job. She eventually quit after being hassled for wearing the bare minimum and because she hated her job. || [[Wikipedia:Office Space|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:HomestarDrik.png|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || Dirk the Daring || || [[Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:StrongBadBob.png|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] || BOB || Killer BOB is a sinister character played by Frank Silva in David Lynch's television series ''[[Twin Peaks]]''. BOB is a violent and murderous demon that feeds on pain and sorrow from the supernatural realm known as the Black Lodge. || [[Wikipedia:Killer BOB|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:ThnikkaStan.png|150px]] || [[Bubs]] || Grunkle Stan ||Stan Pines (known as Grunkle Stan by his great-nephew and niece Dipper and Mabel Pines) is one of the main characters of [[Disney]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]''. Like Bubs, Stan is a con artist and schemer. During the course of the series, it is revealed that Stan may know more than he seems about the town's secrets and that the author of the three Journals that documented Gravity Falls' weirdness may be related to him. [[Matt Chapman]] [[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects|worked on the show]] during Homestar's [[hiatus]] during the early 2010's.|| [[Wikipedia:Grunkle Stan|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:CoachZPaRappa.png|150px]] || [[Coach Z]] & [[Pom Pom]] || PaRappa the Rapper ||PaRappa is a rapping dog who is the protagonist of the 1997 PlayStation video game ''PaRappa the Rapper'' and its sequels. In the game, PaRappa must rap his way through various situations in order to accomplish his goal of winning the heart of his crush, Sunny Funny. PaRappa has the catchphrase "I gotta believe!"|| [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:StrongSadHerculePoirot.png|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] || Hercule Poirot || Hercule Poirot is a fictional Belgian detective created by British novelist [[Wikipedia:Agatha Christie|Agatha Christie]]. One of Christie's most famous characters, Poirot appeared in thirty-three novels and various other works penned by Christie, and the character has since appeared in various films and television programs based on works he was featured in, including Kenneth Branagh's ''Murder on the Orient Express'' movie, released a week after this toon. || [[Wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|| [[File:StrongMadPowderedToastMan.png|150px]] || [[Strong Mad]] || Powdered Toast Man || Powdered Toast Man was a superhero featured on the cult favorite [[Nickelodeon]] cartoon ''The Ren and Stimpy Show''. He was the mascot for Powdered Toast, a breakfast treat that tasted like sawdust and could form into a piece of regular toast. His main superpower was super-flatuence. || [[Wikipedia:Powdered Toast Man|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|| [[File:TheCheatMaxwell.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] || Maxwell || Maxwell is the protagonist of the video game ''Scribblenauts'', who is famous for his trademark rooster-comb hat and a magic notebook that lets him summon various objects to solve puzzles. Later games in the series allowed for adjectives to modify objects. || [[Wikipedia:Scribblenauts|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|| [[File:KingOfTownAlice.png|150px]] || [[The King Of Town]] || Alice from the "Don't Come Around Here No More" video || "Don't Come Around Here No More" is a song performed by [[Wikipedia:Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers|Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers]] that first appeared on their 1985 album ''Southern Accents''. The [[YouTube:h0JvF9vpqx8|music video]] for the song is ''Alice in Wonderland''-themed, with Tom Petty (who died less than a month before this toon was released) playing the Mad Hatter. Alice is inexplicably turned into a cake at the end of the video, hence the King's costume. || [[Wikipedia:Don't Come Around Here No More|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|| [[File:PoopsmithInstantMartian.png|150px]] || [[The Poopsmith]] || Instant Martian || The Poopsmith is dressed as a bird-like Martian from the 1958 [[Looney Tunes]] cartoon "[[Wikipedia:Hare-Way to the Stars|Hare-Way to the Stars]]". In the cartoon, [[Wikipedia:Marvin the Martian|Marvin the Martian]] utilized the help of "Instant Martians", which were pebble-sized pills that turned into full-size beings, resembling the one seen here, by adding water, to try to hunt [[Wikipedia:Bugs Bunny|Bugs Bunny]].
|| [[Wikipedia:Hare-Way to the Stars|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|| [[File:David_St.Homsar.png|150px]] || [[Homsar]] || David_St. Hubbin || || [[Wikipedia:David_St. Hubbins|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|}

{{halloweennav|nocat=yes}}
[[Category:Halloween Costumes]]

Haunted Photo Booth Costumes

2017-10-31T00:53:47Z

Lucsar:

Costumes that the characters wore in [[Haunted Photo Booth]], Halloween 2017.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Character !! Costume !! Explanation !! External Links
|-
||   || [[Homestar Runner]] || Power Alley Dale Murphy || Dale Murphy was an outfielder for the [[Atlanta Braves]] in the 1980s, and his number 3 has been retired by the team. || [[Wikipedia:Dale Murphy|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Marzipan]] || Joanna from Chotchkie's || || [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Strong Bad]] || Bob || || [[Wikipedia:Killer BOB|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Strong Mad]] || Powdered Toast Man || || [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Bubs As Grunkle Stan]]|| [[Bubs]] || Grunkle Stan ||Stanley Pines (known as Grunkle Stan by his great nephew and niece Dipper and Mabel Pines) is one of the main characters of Disney XD's ''[[Wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]''. Like Bubs, Stan is a con artist and schemer. Matt Chapmann worked in the show during Homestar's hiatus during the early 2010's.|| [[Wikipedia:Grunkle Stan|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Coach Z as Parappa the Rapper]]|| [[Coach Z]] || Parappa the Rapper ||Parappa Rappa (who goes under the alias "Parappa the Rapper") is the protagonist of the Parappa the Rapper video game series. Parappa is a rapping dog who has the catchphrase "I gotta believe!"|| [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Strong Sad as Hercule Poirot]]|| [[Strong Sad]] || Hercule Poirot || || [[Wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[The King Of Town]] || Alice from from "Don't Come Around Here No More" video || is a song from Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers || [[Wikipedia:Don't Come Around Here No More|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Pom Pom]] || Violet Beauregarde || Violet Beauregarde was a character in [[Wikipedia:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]] who was obsessed with chewing gum. When she got a meal-flavored piece of gum from Willy Wonka, he told her that the blueberry pie flavoring had a problem, but she kept chewing, and she turned blue and swelled to the shape of a giant blueberry. || [[Wikipedia:Violet Beauregarde|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[The Poopsmith]] || Instant Martian || In the [[Looney Tunes]] cartoon ''Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century'', [[Wikipedia:Marvin the Martian|Marvin the Martian]] utilized the help of "Instant Martians" to try to hunt Duck Dodgers. These Martians are pebble-sized until Marvin the Martian adds water, which causes them to turn into the bird shape depicted here. || [[Wikipedia:Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Homsar as Greg]]|| [[Homsar]] || Greg || || [[Wikipedia:Greg (Over the Garden Wall)|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|}
{{stub}}
{{halloweennav|nocat=yes}}
[[Category:Halloween Costumes]]

Haunted Photo Booth Costumes

2017-10-31T00:46:07Z

Lucsar: More Costumes

Costumes that the characters wore in [[Haunted Photo Booth]], Halloween 2017.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Character !! Costume !! Explanation !! External Links
|-
||   || [[Homestar Runner]] || Power Alley Dale Murphy || Dale Murphy was an outfielder for the [[Atlanta Braves]] in the 1980s, and his number 3 has been retired by the team. || [[Wikipedia:Dale Murphy|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Bubs As Grunkle Stan]]|| [[Bubs]] || Grunkle Stan ||Stanley Pines (known as Grunkle Stan by his great nephew and niece Dipper and Mabel Pines) is one of the main characters of Disney XD's ''[[Wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]''. Like Bubs, Stan is a con artist and schemer. Matt Chapmann worked in the show during Homestar's hiatus during the early 2010's.|| [[Wikipedia:Grunkle Stan|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Coach Z as Parappa the Rapper]]|| [[Coach Z]] || Parappa the Rapper ||Parappa Rappa (who goes under the alias "Parappa the Rapper") is the protagonist of the Parappa the Rapper video game series. Parappa is a rapping dog who has the catchphrase "I gotta believe!"|| [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Strong Sad as Hercule Poirot]]|| [[Strong Sad]] || Hercule Poirot || || [[Wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Coach Z as Parappa the Rapper]]|| [[The King Of Town]] || Alice from from "Don't Come Around Here No More" video || is a song from Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers || [[Wikipedia:Don't Come Around Here No More|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Pom Pom]] || Violet Beauregarde || Violet Beauregarde was a character in [[Wikipedia:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]] who was obsessed with chewing gum. When she got a meal-flavored piece of gum from Willy Wonka, he told her that the blueberry pie flavoring had a problem, but she kept chewing, and she turned blue and swelled to the shape of a giant blueberry. || [[Wikipedia:Violet Beauregarde|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[The Poopsmith]] || Instant Martian || In the [[Looney Tunes]] cartoon ''Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century'', [[Wikipedia:Marvin the Martian|Marvin the Martian]] utilized the help of "Instant Martians" to try to hunt Duck Dodgers. These Martians are pebble-sized until Marvin the Martian adds water, which causes them to turn into the bird shape depicted here. || [[Wikipedia:Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Coach Z as Parappa the Rapper]]|| [[Homsar]] || Greg || || [[Wikipedia:Greg (Over the Garden Wall|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|}
{{stub}}
{{halloweennav|nocat=yes}}
[[Category:Halloween Costumes]]

Haunted Photo Booth

2017-10-31T00:09:42Z

Lucsar: /* Easter Eggs */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween17|Fan Costumes 2016|Homestarloween Party}}
[[File:HauntedPhotoBooth.png|200px|thumb|]]
Strong Bad attempts to evoke the mysterious apparitions haunting Homestar's photo booth.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}

'''Places:'''

{{costumeslink}}

'''Date: ''' Monday, October 30, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:31

'''Page Title:''' Book A Boof For Your Next Event!

==Transcript==

''{The toon begins on a shot of what appears to be a large mansion at night.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan! Don't make me go!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Homestar, it'll be fine. Now get in there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, Marzipan...

''{Homestar lifts a curtain and enters with Marzipan (each in their costumes), and it is revealed the mansion was part of a photo-booth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hate these dang old photo-booths. ''{he lifts his bat up and brandishes it at Marzipan, who looks surprised.}'' It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good booth!

==Easter Eggs==

*at the end, click on the moon:
:''{Cut to inside the Jibblies Painting with Rocoulm, Jonas Jerry and Stabby Gabby}''
:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING''': I shall pronounce you husband and and wife!
:'''JONAS JERRY''': And then so i'll never merry.
:'''STABBY GABBY''': *giggle*

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*There are a total of thirteen Easter eggs in this cartoon, the largest number in any Homestar Runner toon.
*This is the first Halloween toon in which every character is clickable in the ending scene, if Homsar is not activated.
*This is Pom Pom's first apperance in a canonical scene since he was killed in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].

===Real World References===
*Bubs's "shut up" line is aimed at Soos's abuelita (Spanish for grandmother). This was a character in ''[[Wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]'' voiced by [[Matt Chapman]].

==YouTube Version==

==External Links==

{{extlinks|ween17}}

{{halloweennav}}

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]

Haunted Photo Booth

2017-10-31T00:03:07Z

Lucsar: /* Easter Eggs */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween17|Fan Costumes 2016|Homestarloween Party}}
[[File:HauntedPhotoBooth.png|200px|thumb|]]
Strong Bad attempts to evoke the mysterious apparitions haunting Homestar's photo booth.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}

'''Places:'''

{{costumeslink}}

'''Date: ''' Monday, October 30, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:31

'''Page Title:''' Book A Boof For Your Next Event!

==Transcript==

''{The toon begins on a shot of what appears to be a large mansion at night.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan! Don't make me go!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Homestar, it'll be fine. Now get in there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, Marzipan...

''{Homestar lifts a curtain and enters with Marzipan (each in their costumes), and it is revealed the mansion was part of a photo-booth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hate these dang old photo-booths. ''{he lifts his bat up and brandishes it at Marzipan, who looks surprised.}'' It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good booth!

==Easter Eggs==

*at the end, click on the moon.
''{Cut to inside the Jibblies Painting with Rocoulm, Jonas Jerry and Stabby Gabby}''
:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING''': I shall pronounce you husband and and wife!
:'''JONAS JERRY''': And then so i'll never merry.
:'''STABBY GABBY''': *giggle*

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*There are a total of thirteen Easter eggs in this cartoon, the largest number in any Homestar Runner toon.
*This is the first Halloween toon in which every character is clickable in the ending scene, if Homsar is not activated.
*This is Pom Pom's first apperance in a canonical scene since he was killed in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].

===Real World References===
*Bubs's "shut up" line is aimed at Soos's abuelita (Spanish for grandmother). This was a character in ''[[Wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]'' voiced by [[Matt Chapman]].

==YouTube Version==

==External Links==

{{extlinks|ween17}}

{{halloweennav}}

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]

Haunted Photo Booth

2017-10-30T23:58:05Z

Lucsar: /* Easter Eggs */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween17|Fan Costumes 2016|Homestarloween Party}}
[[File:HauntedPhotoBooth.png|200px|thumb|]]
Strong Bad attempts to evoke the mysterious apparitions haunting Homestar's photo booth.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}

'''Places:'''

{{costumeslink}}

'''Date: ''' Monday, October 30, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:31

'''Page Title:''' Book A Boof For Your Next Event!

==Transcript==

''{The toon begins on a shot of what appears to be a large mansion at night.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan! Don't make me go!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Homestar, it'll be fine. Now get in there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, Marzipan...

''{Homestar lifts a curtain and enters with Marzipan (each in their costumes), and it is revealed the mansion was part of a photo-booth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hate these dang old photo-booths. ''{he lifts his bat up and brandishes it at Marzipan, who looks surprised.}'' It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good booth!

==Easter Eggs==

*at the end, click on the moon.
''{Cut to inside the Jibblies Painting with Rocoulm, Jonas Jerry and Gabby}''
:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING''': I shall pronounce you husband and and wife!
:'''JONAS JERRY''': And then so i'll never merry.
:'''GABBY''': *giggle*

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*There are a total of thirteen Easter eggs in this cartoon, the largest number in any Homestar Runner toon.
*This is the first Halloween toon in which every character is clickable in the ending scene, if Homsar is not activated.
*This is Pom Pom's first apperance in a canonical scene since he was killed in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].

===Real World References===
*Bubs's "shut up" line is aimed at Soos's abuelita (Spanish for grandmother). This was a character in ''[[Wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]'' voiced by [[Matt Chapman]].

==YouTube Version==

==External Links==

{{extlinks|ween17}}

{{halloweennav}}

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]

I Killed Pom Pom

2014-10-31T02:07:19Z

Lucsar:

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween14|Halloween Safety|Homestarloween Party}}
[[Image:I Killed Pom Pom.png|thumb|"It's time to fight murder with murder!"]]

Homestar tries to cover up his "murder" of Pom Pom.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}.

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The King of Town's castle]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Marzipan's House]].

[[I Killed Pom Pom Costumes]]

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|Kinda Long Hair}}
'''Homestar:''' Oh man Pom Pom, this Halloween is gonna be the Christmas ball! Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!

'''Pom Pom:''' bubbles

'''Homestar:''' What? Murder? Nah, that doesn't sound like something I would say. I was probably talking about the crazy cool air, the falling leaves settling, the MURDER!

'''Pom Pom:''' bubbles

'''Homestar:''' Nah man, you're hearing things, I was just talking about MURDER. And like this time of years there's sometimes a little bit of MURDER, and maybe a little bit of MURDER. I would never say anything about- WAH! Murder! Pom Pom! What happened? Did you get popped? Say a few bubbles! You can't be dead! You're my only friend and concubine! Oh I should really look up what that word means!

'''Strong Bad:''' Woah, what manner of stitch witchery have I stumbled upon this Hallows-eve?

'''Homestar:''' Oh Strong Bad, I think my evil jealous side secretly killed Pom Pom without even telling my dopey lovable side!

'''Strong Bad:''' Okay, Homestar. Unckie Strong Bad is gonna help you get through this. Now, tell me exactly what happened.

'''Homestar:''' Well, it all started 117 days ago...
A sign pops up that say four hours later. Cut back to The Field at night, with Strong Bad and Homestar in costume.

'''Homestar:''' ...and I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!

'''Strong Bad:''' And no one else saw anything?

'''Homestar:''' No one! Well, there was that inflatable pumpkin, but I'm pretty sure he said he had a previous engagement. Man, I like that pumpkin. I should really get his phone number.

'''Strong Bad:''' Well, it definitely sounds like you killed Pom Pom. First thing you need to do is dispose of the body. Here, go to Bubs' and get everything on this laminated murder cover-up check list. Plus a twelver of Cold Ones and a dozen Maple Bismarck's. For the cover up. Than meet me back at my basement.

'''Homestar:''' Thanks Strong Bad, you're a real cartoon pall!

'''Strong Bad:''' Oh, this is gonna be a real good night.
cut to Bubs' Concession Stand

'''Bubs:''' Heh heh, I'd like to see those teenagers try to egg the concession stand this year, now that I own an ostrich farm!

'''Coach Z:''' Boy I'll say! And these Pina Colladas are top notch!

'''Homestar:''' Oh hey there, say there Bubs!

'''Bubs:''' Happy Halloween, Homestar!

'''Coach Z:''' Yeah! And I'm standing here!

'''Homestar:''' Just the essentials tonight, just the essentials. A 50 gallon drum of bleach...

'''Bubs:''' Check.

'''Homestar:''' ...and a 50 gallon drum of saw blades...

'''Bubs:''' Sounds good.

'''Homestar:''' ...and a 50 gallon drum of body bags.

'''Bubs:''' Reasonable.

'''Homestar:''' Boy Homestar, you've got this. These guys don't expect a thing! Just order these last few everyday items and we're in the clear! Um... I need a... twelve-pack of cold ones, and um... a dozen maple bismarcks I DON'T KNOW WHAT BISMARCKS ARE I KILLED POM POM.

'''Bubs:''' Simmer down Homestar, we've all made quote unquote mistakes.

'''Coach Z:''' Yeah, who hasn't slipped up and enganged in a little, quote unquote, pre-meditated murder in cold blood. Am I right?

'''Homestar:''' So what do I do now?

'''Bubs:''' You need to establish an alibi!

'''Coach Z:''' Yeah, with witnesses! And if you's can swing it, wetnesses!

'''Homestar:''' Okay, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that-

'''Bubs:''' Homestar!

'''Homestar:''' Yep, sorry, got it, pweow!

'''Bubs:''' Good kid, that Homestar... should we light him up?

'''Coach Z:''' Absalortly!

cut to the castle

'''King Of Town:''' Gah, I keep telling you Poopsmith, I didn't do it, stop acting like my dad!

'''Homestar:''' ''{talking into a "burner" phone"}'' What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, alibi city. Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who is still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye! Click!

'''King Of Town:''' Ahem!

'''Homestar:''' Oh! Hey Can Of Town, Tootsmith, you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having? ''So'' legitimate.

'''King Of Town:''' So you've been hear at the castle all day?

'''Homestar:''' Yep! Right here! Innocent as charged!

'''King Of Town:''' Ah-ha! I told you I didn't eat your pile of whatsit! It was him!

'''Homestar:''' Oh crap... litteral crap...

poopsmith looks menacing

'''Homestar:''' Ah! Objection! Leading the witness! ''{runs off}''

''{cut to The Basement. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Pom Pom are sitting around.}''

'''Strong Bad:''' ...and he totally thinks the inflatable pumpkin is you, Pom Pom!

'''Pom Pom:''' bubbles

'''Strong Bad:''' He also tried to get its phone number, which is more than a little weird.

'''Homestar:''' Unkie Strong Bad, I need more help!

'''Strong Bad:''' Pom Pom, quick, hide!

'''Pom Pom:''' bubbles

'''Homestar:''' Things have gone downhill, not only did I murder Pom Pom, it's also on record that I ate fifteen hundred pounds of crap.

'''Strong Mad:''' ''laughs''

'''The Cheat:''' ''laughs''

'''Strong Bad:''' ''(laughing)'' Oh ho, stifle a laugh. Well, you know what you gotta do now, don't you?

'''Homestar:''' I will literally do whatever comes out of that sweet rectangular mouth next.

'''Strong Bad:''' Uh, in that case, you gotta get me... sixteen dozen maple bismarcks.

'''Homestar:''' Done!

'''Strong Bad:''' These are collaches, I said bismarks!

'''Strong Bad:''' ''{eating}'' Now thats more like it! Now you gotta find a patsy and pin that murder on him like a corsage on a puffy-dressed prom date!

'''Homestar:''' You mean like with a lot of blood and them going, "Ow, ow, Homestar, ow, quit it, I'm not going to prom with you anymore! And I hate Bennigan's!"

'''Strong Bad:''' Yeah, something like that. Now go stash Pom Pom's body at their house!

'''Homestar:''' But who I'm supposed to pin this murder on?

'''Strong Bad:''' The most unsuspecting saps you can find...

''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Strong Sad is sitting on the couch}''

'''Strong Sad:''' ''{hisses}''

''{Marzipan walks in.}''

'''Marzipan:''' Hey Strong Sad, there's a bad horror movie on. Wanna make snappy comments and obscure references while we watch it?

'''Strong Sad:''' You know I can't see, I just drew these eyes on my hands.

'''Marzipan:''' Why don't you just take your hands down?

'''Strong Sad:''' Uh, because I might have super glued my eyes shut...

'''Marzipan:''' What?

'''Strong Sad:''' For authenticity! I was trying to be a cosplay-don-air!

'''Marzipan:''' That's a word you just made up!

'''Homestar:''' Ah-ha! I knew you two were up to something!

'''Strong Sad:''' Ahh, cosplay-dang!

'''Marzipan:''' Okay, I admit it! My homeade cabucha is just apple cider vinegar with Strong Sad's... phlugus floating in it.

'''Strong Sad:''' My secret shame slash finest hour!

'''Homestar:''' Don't play games with me, you blew up Pom Pom! You stuffed his body right here under the couch all day probably, this murdered him.

'''Marzipan:''' This again?

'''Strong Sad:''' I hear a yonder ruckus!

''{Cut to the field, The King Of Town, The Poopsmith, Bubs, and Coach Z come in.}''

'''King Of Town:''' Gah, whats all this noise? It's so lame!

'''Coach Z:''' Whats the whats the scenario?

''{Pom Pom appears behind a bush.}''

'''Strong Sad:''' Look! A specter rises!

''{Strong Mad and The Cheat throw Pom Pom into the air}''

'''Strong Bad:''' Oh no, Homestar! It's Pom Pom's ghost come back to haunt you! Don't you want to, you know, pee your pants, or do something else embarrassing while all these people are here?

'''Homestar:''' No way Unkie- ''{runs into the point of Strong Bad's costume}'' Ow! Sharp... No way Unkie Strong Bad, you guys have shown me the light! It's time to fight murder with ''{breaks off the point of Strong Bad's costume}'' murder!

'''Strong Bad:''' No, wait!

''{Homestar jumps up and throws the point at Pom Pom, who explodes.}''

'''Strong Bad:''' Homestar, that wasn't a ghost! That was actually him! You just... you... you...

'''All:''' You killed Pom Pom!

'''Homestar:''' Uhh, duh!

'''Homestar:''' Next season on Homestar Runner dot com...

'''Homestar:''' Dang inflatable pumpkin, you're a way better best friend than floaty old Pom Pom ever was.

''{The ghost of Pom Pom deflates the pumpkin and brandishes the point off Strong Bad's costume.}''

'''Homestar:''' Ahh!

==Easter Eggs==
Click on the Poopsmith's shovel to see Homsar.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A burner phone is a phone generally used to conduct illegal business, with the intent being to not have the phone be able to be tracked back to the owner.

===Trivia===
*This is the longest Homestar Runner toon to date.

==External Links==

{{extlinks|ween14|swf=ween14|37758}}

{{halloweennav}}

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]
{{stub}}

I Killed Pom Pom Costumes

2014-10-31T01:50:45Z

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| [[]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || Tobias Fünke || ||
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| [[]] || [[Strong Bad]] || Mac Tonight || ||
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| [[]] || [[Bubs]] || Adam Yauch as MCA as Nathan Wind as Cochese || ||
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| [[]] || [[Coach Z]] || A Tribe Called Quest || ||
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| [[]] || [[King of Town]] || Ram Man || ||
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| [[]] || [[Poopsmith]] || Mean Machine Angel || ||
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| [[]] || [[Homsar]] || Dungeonmaster || ||
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| [[]] || [[Pom Pom]] || King-Size Homer || ||
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| [[]] || [[Strong Mad]] || Goro || ||
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| [[]] || [[The Cheat]] || Spaceman Spiff || ||
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| [[]] || [[Strong Sad]] || Pale Man || ||
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| [[]] || [[Marzipan]] || Tom Servo || ||
|}

Homsar

2011-11-09T18:21:17Z

Lucsar: /* Relationships */

{{charnav|Homsar|homsar|The Poopsmith|Homestar Runner}}
{{aboutcharacter}} {{foremail|homsar}}
[[Image:homsar evolution current.png|thumb|{{homsarquote}}]]

== Biography ==
'''Homsar''' is perhaps the strangest and most enigmatic of all the [[Characters#Main characters|primary residents]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. He was originally created as a result of a typo in the [[Strong Bad Email|email]] [[homsar]], in which Vinnie C. asked, "If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him?" (Presumably, Vinnie had actually meant to type "[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]".) [[Strong Bad]] promptly dropped a [[Heavy Lourde]] on Homsar and left him for [[Death|dead]]. [[The Brothers Chaps]] later decided to keep Homsar as a main character, and they brought him back in an Easter egg in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] and in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], where he thanked [[Marzipan]] for the flowers she sent him while he was in the hospital.

Homsar occasionally makes brief appearances in various cartoons, often in Easter eggs (and has even been referred to as the "secret guy"). With the exception of [[Which Ween Costumes?]], Homsar has appeared in an [[Easter egg]] somewhere in the middle of every [[Holidays#Halloween (October 31st)|Halloween toon]] since his introduction. These eggs are typically triggered by clicking somewhere on or near [[The Poopsmith]].

[[Image:3dhomsar.png|thumb|140px|{{homsarquote|72|94}}]]

Homsar doesn't have very many friends other than [[Strong Sad]] and Marzipan. Most of the other characters generally regard him as a nuisance. In particular, Strong Bad seems to dislike him the most; he states in [[interview]] that he would rather gnaw his own leg off than talk to him for 3 seconds. [[Bubs]] apparently refuses to talk to him, as evidenced in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Despite his unpopularity, he serves in the [[Homestarmy]] and occasionally attends parties where the other main characters are present. He enjoys playing board games with Strong Sad, and has organized his own activities, such as a [[tree hugging]] concert and the play "[[stupid stuff|Butt's Twelve by Pies]]" (starring Lighting and Set Decoration). He ran the Merch Masala on the [[Cool Tapes]] tour in [[Weclome Back]] and played a [[Wikipedia:Theremin|theremin]] in Strong Bad's band in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

In the email [[interview]], Strong Bad, using a pen puppet, claimed that Homsar was "raised by a cup of coffee" (also mentioned by the narrator in Strong Badia the Free when you take over the [[Homsar Reservation]]: "raised by a cup of coffee indeed"). In [[fan club]], Homsar proclaimed that he was "the son of a [[Wikipedia:Chipwich|Chipwich]]", and an Easter egg revealed a photo of a cup of coffee and an ice cream sandwich labeled "Homsar's Parents".

Homsar was the winner of a month-long sales competition between himself and Senor Cardgage for the title of [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]. The topic was brought up in [[fan club]], and the loser had to complete a coherent thought as punishment on Homestar Runner's [[The Show]]. (It was later annouced that [[Senor Cardgage]] was the loser.)

*'''Possible Domicile:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]
*'''Debut:''' Email [[homsar]]
*[[:Category:Homsar Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Distinctive Characteristics==

===Speech===
Homsar's most distinct characteristic is his unusual manner of speaking, which has varied over time. His tone of voice is generally quite exaggerated, and he often begins sentences by wailing "DAaAAaaAAaaAAaa!". His speech tends to range from perfectly normal English to often random and disconnected phrases that have little to no connection to the scene. Many believe that Homsar speaks in [[Wikipedia:Word salad (mental health)|word salads]] (a speech disorder characteristic of [[Wikipedia:Receptive aphasia|Receptive aphasia]] in which grammar and sentence structure is often intact, but the words themselves have no particular meaning), but this is not always the case. Instead, it seems that Homsar can and does relate well to his environment and other characters when he needs to, but is also prone to saying completely random things when there's no particular reason for him to stay in context.

It has been argued that his unusual speech patterns are the result of being crushed by the Heavy Lourde. This could be evidenced by the fact that in [[homsar]], he is able to speak "normally" to Strong Bad. Some find this unlikely, considering that he was able to speak more or less normally when he called Marzipan after that event. Others suggest that it is possible that the negative effect was a delayed reaction.

As shown in [[DNA Evidence]], he can make his voice sound like a whole crowd of people, even when he is alone. In [[Happy Dethemberween]], he and Strong Sad demonstrate that he can also make chiming noises when hit on the head.

In ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'', Strong Sad describes him as speaking an entirely different language altogether. Strong Bad briefly gains complete understanding of Homsar's language by utilizing a nearby "pylon". He is the only one who understands Homsar, however (as evidenced by a quick view of the conversation from Strong Sad's perspective, in which Homsar not only sounds normal, but Strong Bad is speaking in word salads as well), and at the end of the conversation, the pylon is destroyed, ending Strong Bad's ability to understand him. This version of Homsar has a distinctly different voice (like a stereotypical Native American, which Strong Bad describes as "soothing"), and quite visibly understands everything that's going on around him in a very coherent manner, though he also has a tendency to talk a lot.

===Homsar and the Laws of Physics===
[[Image:Homfloat.PNG|thumb|Homsar floating in [[The Field]].]]
Another bizarre aspect of Homsar is his ability to defy the laws of physics through means that are not entirely explained. In many cases it would appear that Homsar can bend reality to his will, performing feats that other characters cannot. Various feats of science defiance include levitation (as demonstrated in [[narrator]], his [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|character video]], [[A Folky Tale]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[the paper]], [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]] and [[mini-golf]]), self-duplication ([[Fall Float Parade]] and [[Happy Dethemberween]]), sound manipulation ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[DNA Evidence]], [[Happy Dethemberween]], and [[Strong Badia the Free]]), possible time manipulation ([[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]), teleporting ([[for kids]]), possible metamorphosis (as seen in [[impression]], though this hypothesis is disputed), retracting his head like a turtle ([[Happy Hallow-day]]), morphing/bending terrain (Homsar homepage), and can possibly cause (or at least reflect back) the [[jibblies]] ([[Jibblies 2]]). On top of this, Homsar's yellow [[bowler hat]] can levitate and float around, as well as transmute into different shapes (e.g an engineer's cap as seen in his [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Character Video]]). It is possible that this hat, which levitates when Homsar speaks (including when he is upside down, as in [[cliffhangers]]), is actually being manipulated, as opposed to just flying about on its own. Homsar is, after all, a character [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacking visible arms]]. However, Homsar's solo in the music video [[One Two, One Two]] involves his hat flying farther than arms on a character his size would allow. Another theory for this is that Homsar, and quite possibly the other characters lacking arms, have limited psycho-kinetic abilities. Indeed, it appears that the laws of both science and logic do not apply to Homsar. The powers of Executive Meddling in recreating Fiction also do not apply, as evidenced in [[Xeriouxly Forxe]], where he doesn't get changed into a hip new character, unlike the rest of the cast (he is in fact called "Still Homsar").

In [[Strong Badia the Free]], after the "secession", Homsar lives in a place called the "Homsar Reservation." Everything in this location seems to defy the laws of physics as much as Homsar himself. Examples of this phenomenon are floating and moving rocks, ripples in the sky, and a strange rock structure with the ability to make others understand his language. Strong Bad is also seen defying the laws of physics by floating like Homsar whilst the rock structure is in full effect.

===Similarity to Homestar Runner===
In terms of general appearance, Homsar bears a striking resemblance to [[Homestar Runner]]. Although he is grossly exaggerated, pigeon-toed, and more curved, he and Homestar share [[Wikipedia:Prognathism|underbites]], clothing style (a hat and shirt), feet style, shading, and skin color. As he was originally a misspelling of "Homestar", it is logical that Homsar is somewhat of a badly-drawn Homestar. Strong Bad remarks upon this in the email [[for kids]], where he refers to Homsar as a "blue midget Homestar". Homestar himself even calls Homsar "Homestar" in [[looking old]]. In [[Baddest of the Bands]] Strong Bad calls him "you misspelling" and when Homestar is impressed with him, curses the letters E and T for preventing him from being as cool as Homsar. Despite their appearances, Homestar claims that he and Homsar are not actually related in the [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD#DVD Credits|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD Credit Sequence]].

===Naming of Other Characters (and Himself)===
Homsar often assigns the other characters, including himself, strange names. This could be because he has forgotten their real names, is confused, or disregards their real names. These "names" are sometimes based on the character's appearance (Strong Sad: That Rhinoceros) or a similar-sounding name (Bubs: Tubbs). When asked for an Autograph for Homsar by [[Strong Bad]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]], Marzipan signs herself, "Matzah Ball", indicating that is what he calls her. One might reason that the epithet is used due to the fact that both monikers have the same starting letter and amount of syllables. They are also both foods. Others (Strong Bad: Reggie) hardly make sense. This is assuming that he is speaking to/about these characters and that he is not just disoriented or believes he is talking to someone else. His way of naming may also be used to describe how a character looks at the time, like when he called The Cheat "chocolate cake" when The Cheat was covered in [[whatsit]]. Homsar also thinks up strange names for himself, such as "Homsar, the captain of the gravy train", "the human wedgie", "a friendly reminder", "A knock-knock joke about jogging suits", and "a song from the '60s". Homsar doesn't seem to repeat any of his made-up names (except a song from the '60s), in keeping with his tendency to forget or disregard things or become confused. Homsar has also been named by others, like when Homestar called him "the secret guy" or when Strong Bad referred to him as "America's favorite blue midget Homestar".

===Walking===
Homsar has pigeon-toed feet that move incredibly fast, but his movement is very slow. Also, whenever Homsar walks, he makes a peculiar fluttery noise, although this sound effect is not present in [[Strong Badia the Free]]. Some other characters have also [[Sound Effects#homsar walking|made this noise]].

{{Character Video Transcript}}

== Fun Facts ==
*Homsar is the only main character with no [[Old-Timey]] or [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] counterpart. In fact, he has only one character variation (not including style changes) - the least of any main character.
*Homsar's coloring is similar to that of the unused character [[Homeschool Winner]].
*Homsar is the only male character with an animated girl variation, Modestly Hot Homsar. (see [[#Variations|below]])
*The [[font]] on Homsar's shirt is [[Fonts#B|Bauhaus93]].
*Besides [[Homestar Runner]], he was the only one not to get the [[Jibblies]] in [[Jibblies 2]]. In fact, the opposite effect occurs when the [[Horrible Painting]] gets the Jibblies instead.

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Sad and Homsar's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Homsar's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and Homsar's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Different Town Character Variations#Modestly Hot Homsar|Modestly Hot Homsar]]
*[[Still Homsar]] ([[Xeriouxly Forxe]])
=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===

*[[wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[IMDB:tt0165798|Ghost Dog]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[wikipedia:Slash (musician)|Slash]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Kumar (from [[IMDB:0115734|Bottle Rocket]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tingle|Tingle]] from [[Wikipedia:Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]] series in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ed Grimley|Ed Grimley]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Typewriter The "Noony Noony Noo" Typewriter Guy] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Captain Caveman|Captain Caveman]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
*[[Wikipedia:Little Orphan Annie|Little Orphan Annie]] in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].

==See Also==
*[[Homsar Evolution]]
*[[Homsar Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Homsar|Nicknames]]
*[[Bowler Hats]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"|[[Fall Float Parade]]|Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"|[[origins]]|Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm the human wedgie!"|[[origins]]|Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"|[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]|Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_homsar.html|watch Homsar's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_homsar.swf|view the Flash file for Homsar's character video]]

{{Characters|Homsar}}

[[Category:Homestarmy]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

Lack of Visible Arms

2011-11-06T17:46:03Z

Lucsar: Davey's Pal was holding French Fries

[[Image:Homestar's Arms.PNG|thumb|"Homestarms"]]
One of the ultimate mysteries in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner body of work]] is that [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homsar]], and many other characters all '''lack visible arms''' and hands. In spite of this, they have the ability to pick up, carry, and manipulate objects at will. The most common explanations for this phenomenon are that they either have invisible arms or can manipulate objects with some kind of [[Wikipedia:psychokinesis|psychokinesis]]. Some suggest the latter over the former, as these characters' articles of clothing rarely have sleeves where arms would normally be. Some claim the opposite, since there are few instances in which a character manipulates any object from afar. Others believe that there is a combination of both factors in use. Usually, none of the other characters seem to pay any attention to this curiosity, possibly because they have become accustomed to it, although sometimes their lack of arms is [[TVTropes:LampshadeHanging|lampshaded]].

==References==
[[Image:Local Newspapes.png|thumb|The no-handed deckeman!]]
*[[Armless Invaders]] — Homestar is the titular "armless invader".
*Email [[vacation]] — [[Strong Bad]] imagines, in a hypothetical email from [[Monkey D]], "How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's [[Homestar Runner's Pants|not wearing any Marzi-pants]]?"
*Email [[action figure]] — Homestar's [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figure box]] reads "No arms! Like real life!"
*[[The Interview]] — Strong Bad refers to Homestar as a "no-armed whitey".
*Email [[fingers]] — Homestar makes himself a pair of fake arms.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — [[Strong Mad]] starts to tell Homestar that he doesn't have arms, but is cut off by the end of the cartoon.
*[[Stinkomanual]] — Level 5's intro reads, "1-Up takes matters into his own, um, torso!"
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — Homestar's lack of hands, which comes with his lack of arms, is referred to in the title and in a newspaper headline within the toon.
*[[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-02-15|Sketchbook]] — Homestar is seen doing a push-up and the caption reads, "no handed-style!"
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Upon being told that the DNA analysis will cost "an arm and a [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|leg]]", Marzipan replies "Not a problem." ''(see also below)''
*Email [[more armies]] — Homestar remarks that by joining the [[Homestarmy]], one can have a career in the "no-armed forces".
*[[Ever and More!]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] (who have perfectly visible arms) practice Homestar's and the King of Town's secret "handshake" ''(see below)'' by putting their hands on their hips and bobbing up and down.
*Email [[love poems]] — Homestar claims that he has "no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes".
*Email [[magic trick]] — Homestar is in a box and wearing fake arms, and Strong Bad says to Homestar, "You look like a man of many arms," and Homestar replies, "Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — If Strong Bad examines Marzipan's vandalized Homestar-shaped float, he remarks that Homestar's head now matches his arms. When Marzipan asks Strong Bad to leave because her mood ring is a deep brown, Strong Bad asks himself, "Should I tell her she doesn't have fingers?"
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad makes a "call to arms" against the King of Town, and asks who in the crowd outside his window supports him. Strong Mad and Coach Z both raise their hands, then the camera pans to Homestar, who squirms for a moment before saying, "I suppose you think you're really funny!" Also, when Homestar declares that even though he appears to be the brains of his outfit, his lady friend (Marzipan) has a good head on her shoulders. Strong Bad replies that nothing about that is true.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — After telling Strong Bad he's preparing to audition as a singer for [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad tells Homestar, "Break an arm."
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] tells [[Perducci]] that he wants to see his hands when he shuffles a deck of cards. Perducci (played by the [[King of Town]]) responds by saying "That's... gonna be a bit of a problem."
**Later, after going on Professor Expiremento's Ruby powered rocket, Dangeresque tells Uzi Bazooka he's going to "crash into the chip on [his] invisible shoulder".
*Email [[email thunder]] ([[email thunder#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt]] makes a dual reference to both Homestar's lack of visible arms and Strong Bad's [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|ability to type with his boxing gloves on]] when he asks, "How does Homestar type with no gloves of any kind on?".
*[[Kick-a-Ball]] — [[The Umpire]] cancels a game of One Potato Two Potato between Homestar and Strong Bad after realizing he can't tell who's winning.

==Oddities==
[[Image:mrhomestarms.PNG|thumb|Sketch with arms]]
[[Image:Armlesssleeve.PNG|thumb|Proof that Homestar has invisible arms?]]
[[Image:Homestar with towel.PNG|thumb|"Do you want to watch me bench-press a lot...of weights?"]]
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Marzipan slaps Homestar across the face, leaving a visible handprint.
**In the commentary, Strong Bad says that Marzipan has really nice hands and Homestar replies, "Yeah, I suppose she does."
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] — Marzipan asks if the [[oven mitts]] Strong Bad is wearing are hers, but she would not need oven mitts if she has no hands.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Marzipan knocks on the door of Homestar's house with her head, despite the fact she could have used her invisible arms/telekinetic powers instead.
**Likewise, in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Homestar knocks on Marzipan's door with his head, although this could be due to his silliness, or possibly because he's holding his bagful of candy with both "hands".
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — [[The Announcer]] proclaims that Homestar has jumped jacks for the longest continuous time despite the fact it would be hard to tell if he ever stopped clapping his "hands."
*Email [[halloweener]] — Homestar wears boxing gloves on his feet and an oven mitt on his head.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — The goblin easily manipulates both of Strong Bad's arms when he is in costume (and also [[Lack of Visible Arms#Characters With No Visible Arms|removing]] it).
**Also, Strong Bad is able to perfectly manipulate his Homestar costume without using any arms.
*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] — When [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Homestar]] plays tag with [[Little Girl]], he touches her with his head.
*Email [[the bird]] — Strong Bad flips Homestar off, and after Homestar replies "Right back atcha," Strong Bad exclaims, "He just gave me the bird!"
*Email [[your friends]] — When Strong Bad asks Marzipan to hold out her hands, she just says she doesn't want to. Of course, she may be aware that Strong Bad is preparing to hand her a saw blade.
*Email [[the show]] and [[Main Page 19]] — Homestar holds a microphone and sorts through a stack of index cards at the same time. This action could require more than two hands.
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — One of Strong Bad's songs is titled "This One Time I Saw Homestar Punching a Kitten in the Throat".
*Email [[marzipan]] — Strong Bad remarks that "Marzipan can't keep her hands offa" him, although this could be just a figure of speech.
*Email [[time capsule]] — Homestar is able to manipulate the box, box lid, and wig all at the same time.
*[[Secret Song (video)]] — Puppet Homestar plays the piano with both his invisible hands and the side of his head.
*[[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]] — Puppet Homestar gives high fives to [[They Might Be Giants]].
*[[Arcade Game]], and emails [[credit card]], [[50 emails]], [[anything]], and [[email thunder]] — Homestar can type on a keyboard. Also, in [[anything]], as well as [[retirement]], he is able to lift and pour a bottle of soda on Strong Bad's computer.
**Similarly, in the [[King of Town Email]] (reached via the [[King of Town Main Page]]), the King of Town is heard typing on the keyboard of the broken [[Tandy 400]].
*[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]] — Homestar says, "my arm really really hurts," though it is probably [[Matt Chapman]] speaking about his own arm.
*[[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Bad's Character Video]] — Homestar stands in line to receive a high five from Strong Bad.
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] — When Homestar "helps" Strong Bad with his spreadsheet, Homestar types with his head, even though he could type with his "hands" in [[50 emails]], [[anything]], and [[Arcade Game]].
*Email [[extra plug]] — Homestar is tied with an extension cord around his torso in a position normally used to secure someone's arms.
*Email [[space program]] — Homestar owns a sweater with sleeves. The sleeves could explain why he has difficulty putting on the sweater in the email.
**In the [[space_program#DVD_Version|DVD commentary]] for this email, Mike asks Homestar why his sweater has sleeves. His reply is simply "Shut up! Shut up, and I'm out." Following this, Homestar "leaves" the commentary booth and is replaced by Strong Bad.
*Email [[highschool]] — [[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar|Teenage Homestar]] sings "Shaking hands with my man" in Strong Bad's doodle memory/hazardous guess.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar gives Pom Pom a high five.
*[[Lappynapped!]] — The King of Town refers to himself as "Furious Fingers."
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] is seen with crutches after the Sneak "dropped him from his flying machine".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Homestar wears a towel around his neck as though he has shoulders.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Homestar, the champion of the Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating event, takes swings at himself. Visible air disturbances appear where his extremities are presumably traveling.
*Email [[your funeral]] — As Homestar enters Marzipan's house, he hangs up a coat with sleeves.
*[[Date Nite]] — When Marzipan and The Cheat go out for their date, he offers her his arm to escort her, and she apparently holds it as they walk.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — When Homestar, while wearing a trench coat, lifts the glass of DNA evidence to drink it, the right arm of the trench coat raises as though he has an arm, but he seems to lack shoulders. ''(see also above)''
*[[Ever and More!]] — Homestar and the King of Town can be heard slapping hands as they demonstrate their "secret handshake."
*[[Main Page 24]] — Homestar asks "How many fingers am I holding up?"
*[[Quality Time]] — Both Homestar and Marzipan are able to manipulate the cardboard versions of each other from several feet away. Marzipan is also able to both play guitar and manipulate [[Cardboard Homestar]] at the same time.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Homestar's dad only lets Homestar play [[Clapping Party]].
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — While chained in the dungeon, Homestar appears to be floating between the two manacles.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — When Homestar plays the piano, its keys can be seen being depressed. Later, he is displeased at being given a brown sweater with sleeves, although a good deal of his displeasure at this present is likely due to its being a brown sweater.
*[[Hremail 62]] — Homestar manipulates three separate pieces of paper and his brellow crayon at the same time, which, given the position in which he's holding them, would normally require four arms.
**Similarly, in [[Hremail 2000]], Homestar holds up two socks and two shoes individually.
* In [[Xeriouxly Forxe]], H. Star gains robotic arms, M.Z. Pan gains tentacles, and Xing Town gains clawed wings, leaving Homsar as the only normally-armless character to still lack them. However, Ch8t has no limbs at all.

==Characters With No Visible Arms==
These characters have no visible arms, yet have been observed manipulating objects:

<gallery>
Image:hs as pof..PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:marzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:Kingoftownglasses.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:Homsar Paintbrush.png|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
Image:THR eating soup.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:O-T Marzipan Teacup.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:1-Up Pudding.png|<center>'''[[1-Up]]'''</center>
Image:The Wheelchair Cabbage.png|<center>'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''</center>
Image:The Goblin Unzipping Costume.png|<center>'''[[The Goblin]]'''</center>
Image:The Knight Bass Drum.png|<center>'''[[The Knight]]'''</center>
Image:Little Chef Dude KOT DVD.PNG|<center>'''[[The Little Chef Guy]]'''</center>
Image:The Bishop reading scroll.png|<center>'''[[The Cleric]]'''</center>
Image:yodeling man.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Characters#The Yodeling Man|The Yodeling Man]]'''</center>
Image:Wagon Fulla Pancakes Briefcase.png|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
Image:Tandy Magnet.png|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
Image:Marshie cane.PNG|<center>'''[[Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:ShmallowHat.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Shmallow (character)|Mr. Shmallow]]'''</center>
Image:Preshy holding Carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Preshy and Rafferdy|Preshy]]'''
Image:cherrygreg.png|<center>'''[[Clapperboard|Clapper Loader]]'''</center>
Image:Sketchbook 02-28-2008.png|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]]''' (right)</center>
Image:Sketchbook-10-15-2009.png|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Champeen|Champeen]]'''</center>
Image:Sad_Kids'_treat_bag.png|<center>'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''</center>
File:Homestarmecium single.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestarmecium]]'''</center>
File:davey.png|<center>'''Davey's Pal'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Debatable Characters ===
These characters lack visible arms, but have never been seen manipulating objects:

<gallery>
Image:nibbles.PNG|<center>'''[[Nibbles]]'''</center>
Image:theunguraits.png|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|The Unguraits]]'''</center>
Image:DancingBros.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dancing Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:Tradingcardcheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheatball]]'''</center>
Image:Xerioux_Ch8t.png|<center>'''[[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#Ch8t|Ch8t]]'''</center>
Image:Wormdingler.png|<center>'''[[Wormdingler]]'''</center>
File:Prince of Town.png|<center>'''[[The Prince of Town]]'''</center>
File:bad graphics ghost.png|<center>'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''</center>
File:Da Huuuuuudge.png|<center>'''[[Da Huuuuuudge]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]]
*[[Lack of Visible Body Parts]]

[[Category:Object running gags]]
[[Category:Research]]

more armies

2011-05-08T18:52:31Z

Lucsar: /* Explanations */

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[[Image:Homestar Frank Bennedetto more armies.png|thumb|"The Homestarmy has a career for you in the no-armed forces!"]]

Strong Bad gives us a tour of his Vaguely Military Career Fair.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}/[[Tito]]/{{film|Firebert}}, {{film|Strong Mad|}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Gymnasium]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The King of Town's Castle]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, May 21, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:40

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: Strong Badia's Army</div>
Mr Strong Bad 
I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army. 
Do you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information 
that could assist. 
Yours, 
Paul, Perth 
Western Australia
</blockquote>
''{He says "Mr" as "Mere" and says "Hey, I am no mere Strong Bad, okay?!" after reading "Mr Strong Bad". He also reads "Paul, Perth" as one name.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen, typing}'' Look Perthy Paul, I've been over this already: Strong Badia doesn't have/need''{pronounces have-slash-need}'' an army. When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady missionaries, er I mean mercenaries, MERCENARIES! In fact, if your sons are so bonzer to enlist, they can ''{doesn't type}'' just ''{typing}'' swing by their booth at our Vaguely Military Career Fair, which just happens to be starting right now!

''{Cut to a wide shot of The Cheat next to Strong Bad. Strong Bad turns around to face him.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it's not for three weeks. Okay.

''{Cut to a black screen reading "2 weeks later...". Cut to Strong Bad in his basement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Introducing...

''{Cut to The Cheat on the couch, with a cane, a bowtie, and a top hat reading "Tito". He turns left and right and waves.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Tito the Tophaticent! And his beautiful assistant,

''{Cut to a wide shot of the basement, revealing Strong Mad standing behind the couch with two basketballs in his singlet. He waves. Silhouettes of Strong Bad and Strong Sad are visible.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad with two basketballs shoved down his singlet!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yaaaay!! ''{claps}''

''{Cut to a black screen reading "1 week later...". Cut to Strong Bad sitting at a booth in the gymnasium, wearing an [[eyepatch]] and a taped-on mustache. On the booth is a muffler, a stack of brochures, and a pipe. Coach Z walks by.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Excuse me, Ganglo-Saxon. You look like the type of kid that gets his lunch handed to him daily. Well, if you'd like to be the lunch-handerer ''{raises his glove, revealing a robotic claw taped to it}'' for a change, then boy, do the On Point Kings have a brochure for you!

''{Strong Bad puts the brochure on the table. It has the On Point Kings logo on top of a camouflage-style background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a Roman trifold ''{opens brochure}'' printed on 65-pound cardstock.

''{The camera zooms in on the various features of the brochure.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 14-point Helvetica, laid out using QuarkXpress! A ''pirated version'' of QuarkXpress!

''{Flips open to another side of the brochure, which shows photos of the On Point Kings in action.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We specialize in black ops, brown ops, and the occasional beige op.

''{Cut to footage of Strong Badia, where a hopscotch grid has been drawn on the dirt. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are there, all wearing fake mustaches. "CLASSIFIED" has been stamped on the screen. The Cheat starts hopping along the squares.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat! Go for sixies! ''Sixies!''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the booth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How do you ever expect to get an ''{shows off his features as he says them}'' eye patch, mustache, or robotic arm like this— clank, clank— unless you join up with a shady band of missionaries? Oh, crap, I did it again! ''{camera moves away}'' Mercenaries, I meant mercenaries! ''{screen pans right and fades out}'' We do bad stuff!

''{Cut to The King of Town at his booth. He is asleep while he is fed Giblet Gravy through a mask and tube. There is a TV on his table, as well as a sign reading, "Out to lunch Watch video" and an arrow pointing to the TV. Two posters are on the wall. Cut to the video, which shows a silhouetted The Poopsmith slowly climbing up the King's castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The drive... the power... the skills... the motivation... the power again...

''{The Poopsmith has reached the top of the castle. He grabs his shovel.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The fortitude...

''{The Poopsmith holds the shovel by his side.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The strive...

''{The Poopsmith holds the shovel up to the dark, cloudy sky as lightning flashes.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The ideals...

''{Lightning strikes the shovel, which gives The Poopsmith dark gloves, a gas mask, a club, and a shield.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The list of attributes...

''{Zoom out on The Poopsmith, revealing a black and white poster with five Poopsmiths with the same gear. A King of Town logo is in the center and the words "The Municipality" are at the top.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Municipality. ''{words appear as the King says them}'' Honor. Valor. Buttor.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner's booth. Homestar is wearing an orange bowl on his head and is wielding an orange spoon. The table has the popcorn machine, Frank Bennedetto, behind a sign reading "Not free popcorn, memorial statue". There are two posters on the wall, one depicting Homestar wearing the same outfit, with the caption "Do You Has?", and another depicting the orange bowl and spoon, with the caption "Boond You Like?"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, young man! Say, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man! ''{points a wooden spoon at viewer}'' You look like you come from a long line of five bucks-havers. Well, the Homestarmy has a career for ''you'' ''{points}'' in the no-armed forces!

''{Cut to closeup of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, you good at video games? I'm not good at video games. ''{chuckles}'' The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes, it made me a waffle. ''{zoom in}'' Say, you like pamphlets? ''{holds up a book of "Game Program Instructions" by [[Videlectrix]]}'' Here's a pamphlet! ''{tears book in half}'' Here's two pamphlets!

''{Cut to the original wide shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a ''{holds up spoon}'' wooden spoon and an ''{lifts bowl off his head}'' orange plastic bowl? ''{lowers eyelids}'' That'd be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you? ''{angry}'' We don't recruit your kind! ''{waves spoon}'' Get out of here!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's fair, right Dinkum? You send your coolest son off to join the On Point Kings. He'll have to be jumped in. You send your fat son off to join The Municipality. He'll have to be ''{short pause}'' pooped in. And then you send your step-headed red-child off to certain doom in the Homestarmy. He's gonna wanna be jumped out. Well, I gotta go find the bicycle pump. Tito the Tophaticent's beautiful assistant's looking a little...lopsided.

''{Strong Bad gets up and leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down with an odd, sick-sounding noise; it is crumpled and torn. Strong Bad peeks in from the right side of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. That's a bad sign.

''{Strong Bad leaves again.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Shady missionaries.png|thumb|Fairly Religious Overtones!]]
*Click on "Shady Missionaries" to see a [[Taranchula]] album of the same name.
* When Homestar says "The last time I fired up one of my old [[Sega tapes]], it made me a waffle", click anywhere on the screen to bring up a picture of a [[Wikipedia:Waffle iron|waffle iron]] with a [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Genesis]]-like controller and cartridge attached to it.
*At the end, click on "Tito the Tophaticent's" to see a video clip:
:''{The Cheat, in his Firebert outfit, is standing in front of a sign that bears the Cheat Commandos logo and reads "Meet TV's Firebert!" After a long pause with cricket sounds, he takes out a fine tip red permanent marker and angrily replaces "Firebert" with "Trogdor." He smiles and sighs happily as a large crowd of people gathers around and mumbles to each other. The only discernible phrases are "Oh, Trogdor, man, it's Trogdor" and "He looks taller."}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Mercenary|Mercenaries]] are hired soldiers not currently a member of any national armed forces organization, while [[Wikipedia:Missionaries|missionaries]] preach religious teachings.
*Strong Bad uses stereotypical examples of [[Wikipedia:Australian English|Australian English]] in his reply, "bonzer" (meaning excellent) and "fair dinkum" (meaning true or genuine).
*[[Wikipedia:Black ops|Black ops]] are covert operations which involve activities of a legally or ethically questionable nature.
*Giblet gravy is [[Wikipedia:gravy|gravy]] with the [[Wikipedia:giblets|giblets]], or internal organs, of turkey or chicken. It is usually served with the type of poultry from which the giblets came.
*"Jumping in" is a typical gang initiation ritual where new members are attacked by several gang members at once. The new member must fight back to prove himself before being accepted.
**"Jumping in" also refers to airborne military troops being dropped into a combat zone via parachute.
*"Step-headed red-child" is a [[Wikipedia:Spoonerism|spoonerism]] of [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red-headed+stepchild "redheaded stepchild"], an expression used to refer to a social outcast.
*"Ganglo-Saxon" is a [[portmanteau]] of "gangly" and "[[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]".
*The brochure for the On Point Kings states that the version of QuarkXPress is registered to "B4KDØR H4XXØR" on the third inside page. This is a [[Leet]]-spelling of "Backdoor Hacker", a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hacker|computer hackers]] who use "[[Wikipedia:Backdoor (computing)|backdoors]]" to crack software copy-protection.
*Strong Bad's comment "You look like the type of kid that gets his lunch handed to him daily" could be explained as a [[portmanteau]]-like combination of "gets his [rear] handed to him" and "has his lunch money taken/stolen".
*When Strong Bad mistakenly says "missionaries" instead of "mercenaries", he is making a [[Wikipedia: Freudian slip|Freudian slip]].
*When Strong Bad says "A pirated version of QuarkXpress!" is a reference to people who consider illegally obtain QuarkXpress by downloading a cracked serial number online Piracy.

===Trivia===
[[Image:On Point Kings brochure.png|thumb|"Bro, sure!"]]
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#dark seed|dark seed]]".
*This email contains another instance of [[Strong Mad smiling]].
*Apparently, The Cheat himself voices Firebert on the [[Cheat Commandos]] cartoon (which is no surprise, as Firebert appears to be the only Cheat Commando incapable of speech).
*When Strong Bad is explaining his brochure, an army style version of the Dangeresque theme is playing.
*The various parts of the brochure read:
{| style="width: 45em"
| rowspan="2" style="width: 15em; text-align: center"|ARE YOU ''ON'' POINT?
"Bro, sure!" All the ladies 
love a man that has this 
brochure in his back 
pocket.
{Hand-drawn picture of a stick figure jumping from a helicopter into water}
This could be you!!!
| colspan="2" style="width: 30em; text-align: center" | {Black-and-white photo of Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat – all three have fake moustaches and their eyes are censored}
Our three fourfathers. Identies unknown.
|-
| style="width: 15em" | Clients include:
*Strong Badia
*The Cheat's sister
*Joe Piscopo
| style="width: 15em; text-align: center" |Earn your 'stache today!!
{fake moustache}
Made on a Quark Xpress Registered to B4KDØR H4XXØR
|}

*The [[Podstar Runner]] description of this email reads "Strong Bad takes us on a tour of his Vaguely Military Career Fair."

===Remarks===
*The [[font]] [[Wikipedia:Helvetica|Helvetica]] is not present anywhere on the On Point Kings' brochure.
** The font featured is called "Coolvetica," a derivative, cost-free alternative, which is a stylized modification of Helvetica Bold.
*The Cheat does not receive any visitors until he replaces "[[Firebert]]" with "[[Trogdor]]". It is strongly implied that his initial unpopularity is due to the name "Firebert", which was criticized in [[army]] and again in [[Shopping for Danger]].

*After The Paper comes down, you can still click on the Easter egg before and while Strong Bad says his last line.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Backwardscoachz.PNG|thumb|Backwards Coach Z emblem]]
*Coach Z's emblem is backwards.
*As Strong Bad leaves the screen the first time at the end, part of his reflection appears on the wall behind the Lappy, and the right edge of the table disappears.
*As Strong Bad enters the screen once The Paper comes down, his head appears behind the Paper.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When Strong Bad showed his robotic arm, his glove did not appear. This was fixed later in the day.

===Inside References===
*This email makes several references to [[army]]. These include:
**Strong Bad's claim that he already said Strong Badia has/needs no army.
**The memorial to [[Frank Bennedetto]], the only casualty of [[The Battle of Strong Badia]].
**A poster at Homestar's booth is captioned with "Do you has?" In [[army]], Homestar asks Strong Bad, "Do you has what it takes to join the [[Homestarmy]]?" This poster is also available as a [[Downloads|downloadable]] [[wallpaper]].
**In [[army]], Homestar tells his troops to give five bucks to the Homestarmy. Here, he states, "You look like you come from a long line of five-bucks-havers."
**The [[Cheat Commandos]] first originated in [[army]] by having [[The Cheat]] dress as [[Firebert]]. In the Easter egg, his Firebert costume is seen again.
*The Cheat's [[Tito]] costume is from [[part-time job]].
*The music during the Tito scene is from [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*[[The Municipality]] was previously mentioned in [[disconnected]].
*The Paper's poor condition is a reference to [[montage]], where it's stated that "The Paper stuck around until email #173, at which time Strong Bad upgraded to an inkjet printer" (this email is #172).
**The sound it makes is an extended version of the one from [[Sick Day]].
* The [[On Point Kings]] were first referenced in [[origins]].
*[[The smashed muffler]] and a pipe are sitting on Strong Bad's recruiting stand.
* In his "Homestarmy" monologue, Homestar mentions [[Sega tapes]].
*The time displayed on the scoreboard is [[Pi|3:14]].
*Homestar's line about pursuing a career in the "no-armed forces" references Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible arms]].
*Strong Bad's costume, from when he is running the On Point Kings booth, features a [[mustache]].
*The sound The Cheat makes in the beginning of the Firebert Easter Egg is similar to the one he made in [[mile]] after Strong Bad left.
*The skeleton costume visible on the hands of the "shady missionary" on the cover of Taranchula's album was also worn by the guitarist in their [[Moving Very Slowly (video)|Moving Very Slowly music video]].
*There is an appearance of [[feeding through a tube]].
*The waffle iron in the Sega tape Easter Egg resembles the one on [[Main Page 5]].
*The pamphlet has two examples of [[deliberately poor English]]: "forefathers" and "identities" are respectively written as "fourfathers" and "identies".

===Real-World References===
*The Municipality video closely resembles a commercial for the [[Wikipedia:United States Marine Corps|US Marines.]]
**Similarly, the Poopsmith's shield has "Pooper Fi" written on it, a parody of the US Marines motto "[[Wikipedia:Semper fidelis#The United States Marine Corps|Semper Fi]]".
*[[Wikipedia:Joe Piscopo|Joe Piscopo]] is an American comedian known for his work on ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]''.
*[[Wikipedia:QuarkXPress|QuarkXPress]] is a page layout application for Mac and Windows.
*The pamphlet for the Homestarmy features the cover art for the [[Atari 2600]] version of ''[[Wikipedia:Space Invaders|Space Invaders]]''.
*Strong Bad's mercenary costume closely resemblances that of [[Wikipedia:Major Bludd|Major Bludd]], a mercenary from the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (TV series)|G.I. Joe]] cartoon series.

===Fast Forward===
*In the next e-mail, titled "[[the paper]]", The Paper finally breaks down and is replaced by [[New Paper]].
*The music during Strong Bad's brochure demo is used again as background music for [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]]

==DVD Version==
{{commentary|email=true}}

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

''{The commentary begins with Matt singing da-das to the tune of an action theme. He laughs slightly at the start of his second line, apparently at Mike's confusion.}''

'''MIKE:''' Matt's singing a song, everyone, that ''{laughs slightly}'' I don't know where to go with.

'''MATT:''' It's...it's the On Point Kings'...''{laughs slightly} A-Team''-like—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh, okay.

'''MATT:''' —theme song that plays while they look at their brochure!

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I thought you were g— I thought it was ''just'' the actual ''A-Team'' ...

'''MATT:''' No. It's ''just'' shy ''{both laugh}'' of the actual ''A-Team'' song.

'''MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' You can pretend that you're Hannibal,

'''BOTH:''' ''{singing}'' Murdock or ''{Mike stumbles slightly}'' Face, 
:: Or maybe B.A. Baracus, 
:: you know each one is an ace. 
:: Each is sold separately with rifle and gear, 
:: When there's ''{both stumble}'' trouble to face, 
:: You know the A-Team's here! 

'''MIKE:''' There you go. ''A-Team''. Toys commercial. ''{mumbling}'' We just...

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, that's pretty good! That just came outta nowhere.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Uhh...so, the ''A-Team'' toys, I mean, that show...was it for kids?

'''MATT:''' Uh, I think kids liked mohawks. A lot,—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —Mike, and so they ''had'' to do what they could. I dunno, I feel like it was—

'''MIKE:''' Well, for a primetime show? What ''primetime'' show now has action figures?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. That's true. Yeah, there's even a show...''about'' comic-book superheroes ''{laughs slightly}'' that doesn't have action figures.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah!

'''MATT:''' Like, it's like, ''Lost''...

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Uh...''Dukes of''...''Dukes of Hazzard'' had...

'''MATT:''' Yeah! Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Primetime shows don't cater towards ki—I guess, back then there was...far less kids' programming.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Look at that robot claw! ''{Mike snickers}'' ''{Strong Bad displays the pamphlet}'' Oh, yeah. ''{closeup on the helicopter and stick figure}'' That could be you, ''{laughs slightly}'' Mike. ''{Mike snickers throughout}'' You could get chucked out of a...spindly helicopter. B4KDØR—B4KDØR H4XXØR was a thing that had been on our, uh...whaddaya call 'em—

'''MIKE:''' Dry erase board?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. One of...one of several things that Strong Bad should say ''{chuckles}'' at some point.

'''MIKE:''' There's a—

'''MATT:''' ''{interrupting}'' We finally used it.

'''MIKE:''' Uhh...the...camera. The...Strong—the name of a digital camera—

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' that's still not been used.

'''MATT:''' D-I-X-I-T-A-L...?

'''BOTH:''' X-A-M-E-R-A?

'''MIKE:''' Dishtical cshamera? ''{both laugh}''

'''MATT:''' Ohhh, he said missionaries.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Look at that kind of, uh...

'''MATT:''' P.O.V.?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{quietly}'' Look at that giblet container.

'''MIKE:''' We ''are'' some...pimply little teenager.

'''MATT:''' Yeah! ''{pause as they watch the Municipality video}'' Oh, man, that is an ominous-lookin' sky there. ''{pause; Mike makes a thunder sound effect along with the email}'' The few, the proud. That was prob'ly—I—I didn't go back and watch the...the...Marines commercial where the guy turns into a knight ''{Mike laughs}'' after climbing some big...rock? But, uh, I—it probably is alarmingly close—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —in terms of the cuts and stuff.

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' Boond you like, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Hmm?

'''MATT:''' ''{in an unidentifiable accent}'' Boond you like a lick with my flabotox? Boond you liiike?  ''{Homestar prods his spoon at the camera}'' Ooh, look at that...P.O.V.-style spoon, ''{Mike snickers}'' too! ''{short pause}'' Sega tapes? Oh! That is not a pamphlet, Mike. That was a Space Invaders ''{both chuckle}'' instruction booklet. Which I...was ''very'' confused about the cover of Space Invaders, and Boston—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —album covers as a kid. I thought there was some link there.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' I can see that!

'''MATT:''' I wanted, like—I thought maybe Boston...made the...games? ''{Mike laughs}'' 'Cause there was also the Journey...the Journey Escape game? So...it was like, well, rock, there's—here's a...crossover...

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' It was an obvious connection...between...

'''MATT:''' Yeah! Rock 'n' roll and video games...

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Early '80s arena rock, and...

'''MATT:''' So, uh...y'know, those Space Invaders things...were...maybe they were guitars? ''{Mike snickers}'' With cities on them? ''{Mike continues laughing throughout}'' Like Boston would like you to have?

'''MIKE:''' Did we miss that part? 

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we missed half this email.

'''MIKE:''' Ohh.

''{The Paper comes down torn}''

'''MATT:''' Ohh!

'''MIKE:''' Uh-oh. This is—must be near the end of the reign.

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Madame—this does not Madame Bodewell. ''{Mike snickers}''

=== Fun Facts ===
*''[[Wikipedia:The_A-Team|The A-Team]]'' was an 80's action show about four mercenaries who fight to protect the oppressed. It is perhaps best remembered for the mohawk-wearing character B.A. Baracus, portrayed by [[Wikipedia:Mr._T|Mr. T]].
**The brothers nearly perfectly recall the song from an ''A-Team'' action figure commercial, which can be viewed [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC3AgzQk6yA here]. (As indicated in the Youtube comments, this version of the commercial is likely not that which the brothers remember, but its lyrics are the same.) 
*''[[Wikipedia:The_Dukes_of_Hazzard|The Dukes of Hazzard]]'' was an action show in the 80's which featured the Duke brothers, Bo and Luke, who were constantly at odds with the corrupt politician Boss Hogg.
*''[[Wikipedia:Heroes_(TV_series)|Heroes]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Lost_(TV_series)|Lost]]'' are both present-day primetime action shows.
**''Heroes'' does in fact have some action figures, but they are not marketed to children in the way that ''A-Team'' action figures were in the 80's. They are largely intended as collectors' items.
*''[[Wikipedia:Space_Invaders|Space Invaders]]'' is one of the best-known early arcade games. It is often cited as being one of the games which made video games a major industry worldwide.
*[[Wikipedia:Boston_(band)|Boston]] and [[Wikipedia:Journey_(band)|Journey]] are both bands which had many of their hits in the early 80's.
**Matt mentions ''[[Wikipedia:Journey_Escape|Journey Escape]]'', a 1982 game for the [[Atari 2600]] in which the player guides Journey past "Love-Crazed Groupies" and similar foes in the band's attempt to escape after a concert.
*Madame Bodewell is an [[Unseen_Characters|unseen character]] from [[pet show]].

=== Fast Forward ===

*The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" later was used to describe the [[Topplegangers]].
*"Journey Escape" became the basis for "Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey" within the [[SBCG4AP]] episode [[Baddest of the Bands]].

==External Links==
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Lucsar: Extra info!

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[[Image:Webcomic sbemail.png|thumb|200px|"That stuff is totally messed up, The Cheat. That gunk is ill."]]
Gunkiller and his friends ask Strong Bad for suggestions on making a web comic.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 8, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:34

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: story ideas</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
Me and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web 
comic together and I was wondering if you had any suggestions 
for us. Thanks a lot 
Gunkiller 
Standing right behind you
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad mutters "for not using punctuation" after "Thanks a lot" and pronounces "Gunkiller" as "Gunk-iller".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Who are you? Gunhaver's evil twin brother? Well I won't be needing your services today; all my gunk is plenty ill already. ''{clears screen}'' Web comics are easy, Gunky. They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves. So just pick one of those and start tableting! Like the one where the slickly drawn college roommates make nothing but video game inside jokes!

''{during the preceding, the scene changes to a shot of a comic with two characters, one of whom loosely resembles Strong Bad with black hair and a yellow T-shirt; the other loosely resembles Strong Sad with short blond hair and holding a hand-held video game}''

'''STRONG BAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' ''{in Strong Bad's voice, the text appears in speech bubbles above him}'' Uh, did you try to case mod that meatloaf you're makin'?

'''STRONG SAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' ''{in Strong Sad's voice, the text appears in speech bubbles above him}'' No, why?

''{pans to the next panel of the comic; both characters are looking at a burnt brick in a baking pan that the Strong Bad-like character is holding}''

'''STRONG BAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' 'Cause I think it's BRICKED!

''{pans to the next panel of the comic; both characters are staring wide-eyed, computer sounds start playing}''

'''STRONG SAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' 3.2ghz cell processor with 3 dual-threaded cores, 1.8 TFLOPS, 256mb XDR...

'''STRONG BAD-LIKE CHARACTER:''' ''{beginning a short way through the previous line, and continuing simultaneously with it}'' Light bloom, floating point frame buffers, volumetric effects, high dynamic range rendering...

''{the scene fades}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, I wish I knew what that means.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Another approach is to just ask for input from your viewers and rip that off for content. ''{zoom out a bit, Strong Bad turns around to face the camera}'' Pfff. What a cop-out.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down extremely quickly. Cut to The Cheat at Monosodium Dreams.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Cheat has one of those. He gets people to send him the weird senders' names from spam emails, ''{The Cheat clicks the menu for "Email" and brings up a list of names with a list of subjects}'' and then he makes interpretive drawings based on them! ''{The Cheat double clicks the name "Colliding R. Reallying"}'' Classics like—

''{The scene changes to an undersea image in which two sharks are colliding. Swimming below them is a creature consisting of a glass dome and a propeller. Under this is the text "Colliding R. Reallying" in yellow.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —Colliding R. Reallying!

''{Cut back to The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And— ''{The Cheat double clicks the name "Knowingest J. Drawbridges}"

''{The scene changes to an image of a man in athletic clothing standing outside a mostly-raised drawbridge over a moat. The man has a mane and horns, and his left arm is extended down into the moat and back up to knock on the drawbridge, which has eyes, a tongue and teeth. The text "Knowingest J. Drawbridges" appears in white at the top.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —Knowingest J. Drawbridges!

''{Cut back to The Cheat, still looking at the Knowingest J. Drawbridges picture on Monosodium Dreams. Strong Bad is now with him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That stuff is totally messed up, The Cheat. That gunk is ill.

''{cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But if cartoony or Cheaty drawings aren't your thing, break out your cracked serial numbers for 'Burn & Dodge: The Fantasy Photoshop Gradient Comic!'

''{Cut to an image of a character whose head resembles Strong Bad's mask with a beard. He also has a muscular torso and is holding a buckler and sword. A creature resembling The Cheat with a pointy tail and horns is on his shoulder.}''

'''BORGORROTH OF COOLSWORDORROTH:''' ''{appears above him in a speech bubble}'' Hold! Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

''{Cut to wider view; The Cheat-like creature is now behind Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth, who is holding his sword defensively in front of him. A figure in a black cloak is opposite them and holding his right hand at them}''

'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' ''{in Strong Bad's voice}'' LENS FLARE! ''{a lens flare appears on his hand}''

'''BORGORROTH OF COOLSWORDORROTH:''' Uh, PLASTIC WRAP! ''{the scene becomes covered in plastic wrap Photoshop effect}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or if you can't draw, never fear, just steal some graphics from your favorite video game. And add yet another unlicensed pixel comic to the overcrowded, overstunk landfill of web comics.

''{Cut to a panel showing Stinkoman in his sprite form from Stinkoman 20X6 on green land, while the theme music from [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 1|the first level]] plays.}

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{appears in a speech bubble}'' Sometimes I wish I could challenge my own self.

''{Pan to the next panel, in which the scene is dark and the text "ZAP!" appears in red near the top. The scene returns to normal as a second Stinkoman appears facing the first, and jumps.}''

'''SECOND STINKOMAN:''' ''{in 1-Up's voice}'' I'm Stinkoman.

'''STINKOMAN:''' WAAAAAAAAH!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And when your pixel comic's not funny—

''{Cut to the next panel, which is the same as the previous but with two red eyes with green irises added, along with various shapes and colors.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —MS Paint your way to a non-punchline!

''{The scene fades out. Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' As terrible as this is, I suppose web comics are a better fate for video games than Saturday morning cartoons were.

''{Cut to a cartoon scene with a red cube with legs, arms, eyes and a green cap; a blond boy with a shirt that says "Kid" and a surfboard; and a dog wearing sunglasses.}''

'''KID:''' Ah, come on, Secret Collect! Let's go surfing inside the evil castle!

''{Cut to a closeup of the dog}''

'''DOG:''' Uh, dudeical!

''{Cut to a closeup of Secret Collect; the scene continuously zooms in on him}''

'''SECRET COLLECT:''' ''{exaggeratedly shuddering}'' Ohh, I don't know about this! Collect, collect, collect!

''{Cut to a scene of a wizard with green eyes, a brown tunic, a beard, and three jewels set in his forehead looking at the previous scene in a crystal ball in a castle.}''

'''WIZARD:''' Once I collect the final secret, the sweepstakes will be mine!

''{Scene changes to a picture of a clay Nebulon in a kitchen; he has a speech bubble that says, "Secret Collect. will be right back...", above the speech bubble is a small picture of Secret Collect. On the bottom right of the screen is a bubble with the text "Saturday Mornideo Games".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Secret Collect will be right back.

''{scene changes to show a smiling animated Thy Dungeonman and the text "The Animated Adventures of Thy Dungeonman".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And stay tuned for The Animated Adventures of Thy Dungeonman!

''{Cut to a background of poorly-drawn houses, in front of which stand two characters: the text "Go North" and "Get Dagger", both in green letters and with eyes and legs.}''

'''GET DAGGER:''' My cousin's coming to visit!

''{Pan to the right and zoom out to show a text character Take Dagger next to Get Dagger.}''

'''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya, guys!

''{Two more green characters are seen running behind them. Cut to a scene of the text character "Dennis" chasing the text character "Ye Flask".}''

'''DENNIS:''' You get back heeeeeere!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So to answer your question, Gunky, DON'T MAKE A WEB COMIC! Why can't you just make a...comic. Everyone knows that putting 'web' in front of words automatically makes them crappier. Just look what happened to 'pages,' and 'cams,' and 'logs.' And who could forget the fall of the mighty 'isode.' Ohh, so tragic.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Gunk Iller.png|thumb|He be illin'!]]
*Click on "Gunkiller" after Strong Bad says his name to see a [[Cheat Commandos]] action figure named after him (spelled [[Gunk Iller]]).
*Click on "COMIC!" at the end of the email to bring up a window where you can [[Make-O Your Own Stinko|make your own Stinkoman comic]] using sprites from [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*Click on "'web' in front" at the end of the email to see a drawing of a blimp in flight above a stadium, with the words "GO LOAF!" over it. (See [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]] for the explanation.)
*Click on "crappier" at the end of the email to see what happened to Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth.
*:'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' OCEAN RIPPLE! ''{another effect is applied}''
*:'''BORGORROTH OF COOLSWORDORROTH:''' FIND EDGES! ''{another effect is applied, changing much of the color}''
*:'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' SHARPEN MORE! ''{another effect is applied. The image is mostly incomprehensible now.}''
*:'''BORGORROTH OF COOLSWORDORROTH:''' Er... NUDGE! ''{the scene shifts a little to the left}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*When Strong Bad says "start tableting", he is referring to a graphics tablet, which is a tool used to make digital drawings.
*"[[Wikipedia:Brick (electronics)|Bricked]]" is slang for causing an electronic piece of equipment to no longer function.
*"[[Wikipedia:Case modding|Case modding]]" is the act of modifying a video game console or computer chassis.
*The highly technical terms spoken in the last panel of the college roommate comic all refer to technical specifications of the [[Wikipedia:Sony|Sony]] [[Wikipedia:PlayStation 3|PlayStation 3]] video game console.
**"[[Wikipedia:Bloom (shader effect)|Light bloom]]", "floating point [[Wikipedia:Framebuffer|frame buffers]]", "[[Wikipedia:Volumetric lighting|volumetric effects]]", and "[[Wikipedia:High dynamic range rendering|high dynamic range rendering]]" all refer to various [[Wikipedia:3D rendering|3D rendering]] techniques employed by modern game consoles and computer video cards to create realistic environments within games.
**The PS3's [[Wikipedia:Cell (microprocessor)|Cell microprocessor]] contains ten individual cores, eight of which can be used simultaneously by the console for different purposes.
**"[[Wikipedia:FLOPS|TFLOPS]]" stands for "Tera-FLoating point Operations Per Second" and is a measure of the speed of a computer in mathematical operations. The PS3's [[Wikipedia:RSX 'Reality Synthesizer'|RSX]] [[Wikipedia:Graphics processing unit|GPU]] was announced as performing at 1.8 TFLOPS.
**"XDR" stands for [[Wikipedia:XDR DRAM|eXtreme Data-Rate Dynamic RAM]], a type of memory used in the PS3.
*"Lens Flare", "Plastic Wrap", "Ocean Ripple", "Find Edges," and "Sharpen More" are all filters that one can use in [[Wikipedia:Adobe Photoshop|Adobe Photoshop]]. "Nudge" is the term used to describe the act of moving an object on the image canvas.
*Strong Bad mentioning cracked serial numbers is a reference to how many people illegally obtain Photoshop by downloading a cracked serial number online. Actually it is been considered Piracy.

===Trivia===
[[Image:Webcomicpreview.png|thumb|"That's funny. I gave it negative 2."]]
[[Image:Cheat emails.png|thumb|"Knowingest J. Drawbridges."]]
*The email preview features a different GamerJox comic than featured in the email.
*:'''STRONG BAD LIKE CHARACTER:''' EGM2 gave the new Peasant's Quest game 4 out of 10!!
*:'''STRONG SAD LIKE CHARACTER:''' That's funny. I gave it negative 2.
*:'''STRONG BAD LIKE CHARACTER:''' Don't you think that's a bit harsh?
*:'''STRONG SAD LIKE CHARACTER:''' I think EGM2 is a bit nonexistent for 10 years.
*The clay [[Nebulon]] is in the paper [[Cheat Commandos Playsets#Reynold's Apartment|Reynold's Apartment]] playset.
*The Cheat's email list reads:
{| cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" style="font-weight:bold; margin:8px 20px"
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border:1px solid #000;" | Sender || style="text-align:center; border:1px solid #000; border-left:0px" | Subj.
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" |   ||
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000; padding-right:24px" | Knowingest J. Drawbridges || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Colliding R. Reallying || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Hooray4dolphins || style="text-align:center;" | PhramC7acy
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Public D. Themackinest || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Lowpoint K. Festivals || style="text-align:center; padding:0 12px" | ****SPAAAM****
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Tanktop H. Gravity || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Pressured Q. Kibbles || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Lamppost L. Smith || style="text-align:center;" | Hey Bro...
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Lem Sportsinterviews || style="text-align:center;" | $$$PAM!!!
|-
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Brash R. HiMom || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|- style="background:#e8e8e8;"
| style="border-right:1px solid #000;" | Freshfruit P. Cacophony || style="text-align:center;" | **SPAM**
|}
*Since New Paper came down in a separate room from Strong Bad in the two previous emails, [[pizza joint]] and [[slumber party]], this email would mark the first time Strong Bad does not take the opportunity to insult it.
*The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad gives suggestions for making a web comic."

===Remarks===

*In [[video games]], Secret Collect is supposed to star Strong Bad as the red pixel. In the Saturday morning cartoon, the character is entirely different from Strong Bad.

===Goofs===
*During the computer scene when Strong Bad mentions the fantasy Photoshop gradient comic, clicking outside the Lappy's screen results in the same ripple effect.

===Inside References===
*Two of The Cheat's emails are from known characters: [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and "Hooray4dolphins" (which Strong Bad claims to be [[Marzipan]]'s [[Contacts|screen name]] in the email [[marzipan]]).
*The Stinkoman Sunday Fun Talk comic (as seen in the Easter egg) is syndicated by [[Harmless Junk]].
*Strong Bad showed that he thought ''EGM2'' is still around in [[what I want]].
*Mornideo and Dudeical are [[portmanteaus]].
*The Strong Bad character in the GamerJox comic has a [[Green Tongues|green tongue]].
*[[Secret Collect.]] and [[Thy Dungeonman]] are both playable [[games]] on Homestarrunner.com, and first appeared in [[video games]].
*"[[Dennis]]" chasing "[[Ye Flask]]" refers to the "Get ye flask" [[Running gags|running gag]] in the [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] series.
*The [[font]] used for the Thy Dungeonman cartoon characters is the same as the [[Tandy 400]]'s.
*Stinkoman challenging himself is an instance of [[duplicate characters]].
*Strong Bad says to "[[MS Paint]] your way to a non-punchline".

===Real-World References===
*The email preview refers to ''[[Wikipedia:EGM2|EGM2]]'', a United States-based video game magazine that was published by Sendai Publishing (later bought by Ziff-Davis) from July 1994 to July 1998. It was then renamed ''Expert Gamer'' in August 1998 & continued with that name until October 2001, when it was renamed ''GameNow''. ''GameNow'' continued publication until January 2004.
*The description of the action figure, "He be illin'!" is a reference to the song by [[wikipedia:Run-D.M.C.|Run-D.M.C.]] called "You Be Illin'" from their 1986 album, [[wikipedia:Raising Hell (album)|''Raising Hell'']].
*"PhramC7acy", which appears as an email sent by hooray4dolphins, is a subject line from an actual [[Wikipedia:E-mail spam|spam]] that was circulating in heavy volume around the time this email was produced. It advertised discount prescription drugs offered by many southeast Asia-based "pharmacies," and the subject had two random letters inserted where the C and 7 appear here to avoid detection by spam filters.
*The college roommate webcomic is a reference to the many webcomics that discuss video games and related culture, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade (webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]''.
*The unlicensed pixel webcomic refers to a genre known as [[Wikipedia:sprite comic|sprite comics]], which use sprite-based graphics from video games are implemented to create the comic, such as in ''[[Wikipedia:8-bit Theater|8-bit Theater]]''.
*The Cheat's web comic, based on spam mailers' names, is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Spamusement!|Spamusement!]]''.
*The Secret Collect Saturday morning cartoon is a reference to [[wikipedia:List of television shows based on video games|various cartoons]] produced in the 1980s that were based on early video games, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Pac-Man (TV series)|Pac-Man]]'', and "Saturday Mornideo Games" is a reference to cartoons series based on sets of video games, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Supercade|Saturday Supercade]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N: The Game Master]]''. Because most early games had no inherent plot or established universe, many of these cartoons introduced new characters and plot lines to keep the material interesting to viewers.
**The unusual landscape they are in resembles the random landscapes of ''[[Wikipedia: Super Mario Bros. Super Show|The Super Mario Bros. Super Show]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''.
**The ''[[Thy Dungeonman]]'' series logo could be a parody of ''[[Wikipedia: The Legend of Zelda (TV series)|The Legend of Zelda]]'' animated series, yet the character in the logo closely resembles the Link from the critically panned [[Zelda]] [[Wikipedia:CD-i games from The Legend of Zelda series|CD-i]] games.
*The clickable Easter egg text "Web in Front" is the title of a song by North Carolina-based indie rock band [[Wikipedia:Archers of Loaf|Archers of Loaf]].
*The dog in the Secret Collect cartoon gives the [[Wikipedia: Shaka sign|Shaka sign]], a Hawaiian gesture often associated with surfing culture.

==DVD Version==
*Whereas the [[Podstar Runner]] version of this toon had the text of the first New Paper altered in such a way as to deprive it of any relevance to Strong Bad's criticism of comics that use fan-submitted material, the first New Paper's appearance on the DVD returns to the original message of emailing Strong Bad.
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==External Links==
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*[[HR:stinko comic.html|Stinkoman 20X6 comics maker Easter egg]]
*[[HR:stinko comic.swf|view the Flash file for the Stinkoman 20X6 comics maker Easter egg]]
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== Fourth Wall Breaks? ==

Hey Heimstern, I was just looking around the [[:Category:Articles_needing_cleanup|list of articles that need cleaning-up]] and I noticed that [[Fourth Wall Breaks]] is on there. When you look at its [[Talk:Fourth_Wall_Breaks|talk page]], it says that it's a featured article. Just curious, but why is it a featured article if it's marked for cleanup? -[[User:The Vector Kid|TVK]] 06:17, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:Well, the problems that need cleanup may have developed after the article was featured, or it may simply be that we noticed problems that we didn't notice at the time of the feature. Note that we aren't quite as strict about the quality of our featured articles as Wikipedia is, also. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:39, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::Gotcha. I'm just used to 'kipedia I guess, but thanks for the update!

== Sandbox thing ==

How do I at least get the CODE for my sandbox thing back after that guy got rid of it? Can you please help me? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 04:46, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:You can find in [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=581704 this] revision. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:47, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::Yes, thank you. I figured it out. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 04:48, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Incidentally, Heimstern's post there points out a useful feature. Namely, you don't have to keep reverting the sandbox to any particular revision (and getting worked up in the process) in order for GreenHelmet to see it. Just use the permanent link. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:52, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== I should have known... ==

H*Bad was banned here, too. *wry smile* -- Alex H.
:Yes, that's true. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:01, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== German ==

Marshie is saying "You can't destroy me!". I believe it's from the sbmail candy bar. {{User:Ivoj Nob/sig}} 18:49, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
:Yes. Though that quote had already been translated previously. Still, good work. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:00, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
I speak German. What's that little German contest you got on your userpage? With the language I'm not the best at it, but I could probably live fine in Germany. Es war eine gute Idee sein, daß Homestar Runner in Deutsch als Ihren Benutzernamen. Danke! {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 03:46, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
:I haven't done the German contest in a while. It was basically something where people guess what lines from toons I've written in German. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:37, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
:Oh I see. Thanks. Also Sie nicht tun ein jederzeit schnell wieder? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 22:55, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

== Complaint from Homsarstrongbad150 ==

i already told you peoples why i edited my page is because i thought i never got a reply that mike sent and he was clearly online because i saw him edit a page. most people check their e-mail daily. technically, you're not it's dot com, so you weren't asked to not block me, but i had a good reason this time. on top of that, it ''is'' my page, so why should i not be able to edit it. someone get Q over here. he'll agree that thinking the email was missing somewhere in the internet is a good enough reason to post there. and it is MY page. i should be able to use it. get Q over here. he'll agree. we're buds. he's on my [[User:Homsarstrongbad150#cool users list|cool users list]]. y'know what? i'm going to get Q, and i'm going to see what joeyday thinks of you. yeah, that's right. i'm going to the top, asking the big man. this was one edit, do you get it? i think i never got the reply to my email, so i asked, and now i can't use my own talk page for 2 days. so i did try not to post there. i had a legit reason to this time. that was a good question.

"thanks a lot", says {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 03:11, 19 October 2008 (UTC) sarcastically and angrily
:I know perfectly well that you've told us why you edited your talk page. Your reason was not acceptable. The fact that you are having email problems or that Michael did not reply as quickly as you thought he should have does not mean we have to let you use HRWiki as a messaging service. As for your assertion that it's '''your''' talk page, you are entirely mistaken. Your talk page does '''not''' belong to you, it belongs to the entire wiki, and therefore it's subject to all the wiki's guidelines and policies. Your use of your talkpage is a privilege, and, since you abused that privilege, it was revoked. Call for Qermaq, JoeyDay, Tom, whoever to look over my edits and admin actions as much as you want; I believe they stand on their own and that most users will completely understand. You, by contrast, have taken actions that have gotten you blocked for a week. And did you notice that '''no one''' is defending you? That should cause you to think that just maybe '''you''' might be in the wrong, and not me, Phlip, Dot com and others who've warned and taken administrative action against you. Please realize also that if you return to this behaviour after your block is over, you can expect to be blocked again for longer (possibly indefinitely). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:24, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
::Hate to break it to you, Homsarstrongbad150, but Heimi is 100% in the good here. You were not requested to avoid chat on your user talk if it was convenient - you were told absolutely that a consequence was awaiting further misuse of the talk, and when that happened you got that consequence. There's really no wiggle room here. Specific behavior was expected of you, and you didn't demonstrate it. Hopefully in the next days you can cool off a little and come back prepared to follow the standards, policies and guidelines we all share here in order to make it pleasant for all the users. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:34, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

== Just wondering... ==

Is referring to someone "n00b" considered flaming? I've been careful to restrain myself, but I was just curious. Something tells me it's not a good idea. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 04:27, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
:I was just going down my user talk page recently and discovered that I left this question unanswered. Sorry about that, I forgot; didn't mean to ignore you or anything. Anyway, I'm not sure "n00b" is always flaming, but it's pretty much never a nice word, so I would advise against using it. "Newbie" can be a nice alternative sometimes, incidentally. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 11:13, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::I actually prefer avoiding calling attention to it altogether - just say "I know this is new for you" or "It's clear you are like me when I first edited a wiki" or something. Particularly with a 'newbie', one should avoid language that might exclude and might telegraph their possible inferiority. They probably feel like an outsider, and the goal is to make them feel like they are welcome to edit as much as any insider. The language we use should reflect that. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 13:09, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Just for clarification, I have never referred to anyone as "n00b" on the wiki. I'm a good boy. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 15:33, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

== Heimy vs. Heimi? ==

I never knew it was "Heimi" instead of "Heimy"? Weird. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 22:24, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:YES IT IS HEIMI. NO IT IS NOT HEIMY. THANK YOU. xD I prefer to call him Heimi. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 04:22, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
::Umm, yay shouting? And the reason it's "Heimi" is that it's a German name, and therefore follows the German practice of having "i" instead of "y" (which is largely a foreign character in that language). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:35, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Mkay. That's all I wanted to hear. Thank you. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 22:06, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

== Signature Phase ==

*Me again, Heimstern! And since I'm at your talk page, I was kind of wondering about replacing my old user shortcut with a signature just to make it look cöoler. Sorry about the "ö" in cooler. So until then, keep up the good work. -[[User:Umlaut76|Umläut76]] 14:01, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::You could check [[Help:Signature]]; that would probably have more info than I could give you. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:40, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Ökäy. - [[User:Umlaut76|Umläut76]]

== User Subpages ==

We should at least be able to make user subpages like fake tv shows or fake tracks, and stuff. Opinion? {{User:Sylar/sig}} 03:13, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
:No thanks; just wait for the Fanstuff to be back. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:34, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

== Monobook ==

I am having trouble changing the logo on my monobook. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 07:36, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
:I'm afraid I don't really know much about that. There's something about it [[HRWiki_talk:FAQ/9#Personal_Logo_Change|here]], if that helps. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:54, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

==German Contest==

Are you going to be doing another German Contest, I can speak quite a bit of German, for example:

Hallo! Ich heisse Alex! Ich habe am 24 Februar Geburtstag. Ich komme aus Newcastle Upon Tyne. Ich spiele fussball, weil es prima findet, aber ich spiele Schlagzeug, das ist fantastich! Ich habe keine Haustiere, aber ich hatte gern einen hund.

I couldn't get umlauts and please forgive me if my spelling sucks.

({{User:ALJ123456/sig}} 17:02, 9 December 2008 (UTC))
:It's not too bad, really! Viel Spaß beim Wikiing! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:10, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hallo! ==

HI! Thanks for being so welcoming! I showed the translation of the names to my friend who is also taking german, and likes HR, and she wants to know if there is a transaltion for Sterrance? Thanks!
-Stark Traurig
:I don't think there would be, no. It seems like it's basically just a proper name that wouldn't be translatable (like Bubs). Incidentally, instead of typing out your username, you can write four tildes (like this: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) and it'll add your name and a link to your userpage. Hope that helps! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:29, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
::-Thanks [[User:Stark Traurig|Stark Traurig]] 18:53, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

== What the... ==

Why did you revert [[:Image:Hremail.PNG|this image?]] I liked the newer version a lot better. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:24, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:I reverted it because you shouldn't have overwritten an existing image with a completely different image, since some people may still want to use the old image. If you want to use the new image, upload it under a completely separate filename. Notice also that Bad Bad Guy is currently using that image on his userpage. By re-uploading that image, you effectively changed his userpage, which I don't think I need to tell you isn't acceptable. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:28, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== Accel=sockkie ==

Sylar admitted it on IRC that Accel is a fake. So there. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 05:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
:Please see my comments on your talk. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:01, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

== double post ==

Sorry about that, not sure how it happened. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 05:38, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:Usually when that happens, it means you hit save a couple times and thus the system registered your post twice. It's especially common if the page takes a long time to load after hitting save: you're like "what's taking so long?" and you hit save again, but actually it already got it the first time, and hitting save again causes a double post. I dunno if that's what happened here. In any case, it's no big deal, as it was easy to revert to one post. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:41, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

== Thanks! ==
Hey thanks for blocking that Ren Guy. Me and MichealXX2 kept reverting his vandalism till a sysop like you came! Thanks again!-{{User:Record307/sig}} 01:47, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
:No problem. This sort of thing happens sometime (like that one time in '06 when Lapper and I kept reverting an annoying vandal all night after all the sysops went to bed). Keep it up. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:02, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

== Thinking of yooou... ==

Today I saw some kid wearing a sweatshirt that said "HEMI". Like the car or whuteva. And unconciously I think my mind said "HEIMI!!!" really loud and with extra exclamation points. LOL, i felt I just had to share that. xD {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:46, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
:Huzzah! (Sorry for the delay; was on vacation last weekend and then forgot about this message until now.) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:41, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

== An extremely important issue ==

Is this [http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/Dinoshaur%27s_Revenge legitimate German]?

I have no way to tell because I am German-illiterate but you are my German go-to guy okay - {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 06:46, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
:Not sure what this is I'm reading, but to provide a brief analysis: Of course, the ending line and stage direction, being written in English, are not legitimate German. I suspect (would hope!) you already knew this. The opening line, SB's line and The Cheat's line are legitimate German, except the word "basebell", which is neither a legitmate German nor English word, so far as I'm aware. I find Homestar's line very curious. In and of itself, it doesn't make a grammatical or logical sentence, but leave out that "Hallo" at the beginning and throw in a couple umlauts and some better capitalization, and you've got the title of a duet from Mozart's [[Wikipedia:The Magic Flute|The Magic Flute]], "Bei Männern welche Liebe fühlen". How that fits the context of the rest of this work is beyond me. So, there you go. I guess the answer to your original question is "kind of". {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:12, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

== Sandbox deletion ==

When you deleted the Sandbox, you basically erased eleven thousand edits that I can't get back - I timeout before the undelete page loads. Would have been better just to edit the Sandbox to no longer be a redirect. Too late now (hopefully Dot com can fix it?), but just a heads-up for next time. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:11, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
:The deletion was accidental because Phlip and I attempted to revert a move at the same time: the result being that he moved it, and then I accidentally deleted it to make way for a move (an incorrect move, since it had already been made). And yes, we can't do anything about it for now, though I imagine DC should be able to. Incidentally, I've just had an idea that might be appropriate to stop this from happening again. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:15, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
:: Oooohhhhh... my apologies. I didn't read far enough into Recentchanges to fully comprehend what happened. Sorry for making it sound like you did something wrong. But, yeah, turning off moving was a good plan... shame it didn't happen sooner. --{{User:Jay/sig}}
:::Never seemed necessary until this evening, did it? That's always the way; no one realizes what preventative measures they need until the thing that needs preventing occurs. No problem about misreading the situation, by the way; it was rather confusing. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:24, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
:::: I'm concerned. Are the edits salvagable? --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 02:42, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::Let's wait for DC. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:43, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::: Who are they? The guys who run Wikia software? Or DC as in Washington? I know you mentioned them, but I want to be clear.--[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 02:47, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::::He means Its dot com. -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.49|132.183.138.49]] 02:49, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
:::::::: Okay, thanks. I always abbreviated his name as IDC. Then again, that is internet slang for "I don't care" and then all the stuff gets confused as if he doesn't care and then <big>-Okay, bye</big>--[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 02:55, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

== Re:Forum ==

Yeah, well, I was just really angry that day and I didn't really mean any of that stuff I posted. This probably won't get me unbanned. But, I'm sorry. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 01:37, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

== DELETION!!!!! ==

HOW DO I DELETE A PAGE!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[User:Espemon333|-Espe Pwnage]]
:Only sysops can delete pages. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:53, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
::Man, I really wanted to help with that vandal![[User:Espemon333|-Espe Pwnage]]
:::Well, if there are no sysops around, you can use <nowiki>{{delete|Vandalism}}</nowiki> to tag the page. But if there's already a sysop dealing with it, it's not necessary. Also, it's not a good idea to shout and yell when we have vandals around; seeing people react that way may actually make them want to troll even more. If a sysop's around, they'll get to cleaning it up whether you shout or not. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:02, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
::::On a related note, I do hope that you sysops have a way of deleting/surpressing the edits made tonight, since I ''really'' don't want to have those show up in the histories... ick. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 06:04, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::I'll mention it to DC; he can do that sort of thing. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:05, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

== uploads ==

Hey, first of all, thanks for the comment on my talk page. Nice to hear from some old friends. Second, due to my hiatus, I've forgotten how to upload pictures. Can you please give me a refresher course? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 17:54, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:I may not be the best person to ask that question, since I don't do much with images. Assuming you're using the default skin, the upload file button should be in the toolbox on the left. If you need more help than that, you can ask and I'll get someone to answer your question. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:20, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
::you should ask [[User:The Chort|The Chort]]. he seems to know a lot about it whenever i upload a picture. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 04:25, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

== Question about my banning? ==

It is a perma ban, right?

Just wanting to clarify. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 04:40, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
:Mm-hmm. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:44, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
::That's bullcrap. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 07:28, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Opinion noted. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:52, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
::::What is with you trying to suck the fun out of anything? I (unfortunately) requested /b/ to eliminate you. However, I don't think the post went through. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 08:37, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::From what I've seen, your definition of "fun" seems to be "posting hostile comments". In other words, trolling. Under that definition, I'll gladly suck the fun out of anything. Though before you continue to accuse me or try to get me "eliminated", I remind you that it was not I who banned you from the forum; indeed, it was done before I even saw the topic you made about me. In fact, the admin who banned you was ready to do so when you sent me that hostile PM on 31 July, about a week before your actual banning. He only didn't do so because I asked him not ban you. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:48, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::Yes, I know that you didn't ban me. It's just that since I do not know who banned me. (Nor do I want to know). But the point is, my definition of "fun" is Pokemon and Mario and Kirby and random animated gifs and torturing Sims in The Sims 2 and 3. Does that make me a bad person? Plus, I only "trolled", quotes due to the fact that I believe calling someone a moron isn't trolling someone as they've said it in Homestar cartons, why not here? Like three times. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 10:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Is there a reason we're having this conversation? You haven't asked me to do anything, nor have you brought any substantial discussion of my actions (only a vague reference to my "sucking the fun out of" things). If there's something you want to ask me to do or an action of mine you want to intelligently discuss, please do so. If not, I can't see that there's anything more for us to talk about. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:44, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Yes, there is. From what you said, the admin who banned me wanted to do so due to the hostile PM I sent you. If I recall, the only hostile part of the PM was "Freaking Nazis". Now, that may seem hostile, but as any intelligent person may say (not saying you aren't) when someone is angry, they do things they regret. Like hitting a woman or starting a fight or saying n____. Also, I have received several PMs since I was banned, and since I'm banned I can't read them. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 10:28, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::You still haven't told me what you want me to do, if anything. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:40, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::I just want to be unbanned to read the PMs. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 11:06, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::: From what I understand, you called him, or at least someone, a Naiz. If that was because he speaks German, that's actually just as, if not more offensive as the other N word. You are basically putting him down in a way that is frowned upon in most civilized conversation. Nazis were not good people, to say the very very very {goes on for ten minutes} least. To call someone that, even as a joke, is unnaceptable in my opinion. Just wanted to clear that up. This isn't up to me, but I just wanted to say what you did was wrong. I'll leave this to the people who have the happy power to ban people. L%C3%A4ufer, this is up to you. Do your worst. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 12:57, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::I was calling him a Nazi because he was trying to make the forums a serious place of discussion where you aren't allowed to really do anything fun on the forums. Just have serious discussion. Which, works for some forums. Forums for a web cartoon it doesn't. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 13:06, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::At this point, we're not willing to unban you, sorry. I understand that people do in fact do things in anger that they later regret, such as your sending me that hostile PM, but that doesn't change the fact that people have to live with the consequences of those actions. Furthermore, it was not one offence but several that got you banned: your calling another user a moron and your hostile reply when I told you not to, the "Freaking Nazis" message and your "Go Funk yourself" thread (which, may I point out, you continued to post in after Homestone Wrecker pointed out that it was going to get you into trouble). Lose your temper once, that might be a minor thing; lose it repeatedly, that's different. The fact that you've continued to be hostile in this very thread on my talk hasn't helped your case either. In short, no, we're not unbanning you at this time. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 13:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::That may be, but as you yourself may be presently aware of, I screwed up my grammar in the last sentence. But, as you may know, if my memory serves me right, I made the Nazi comment in the same PM. Now, most, if not all forums, would do it in this order. Calling someone a moron. Warning in a post. Insulting someone in a PM, simply asking what was wrong and why I did it. Telling someone to go Funk Themselves, a warning, and depending on the severity, a temporary banning of up to a month or so. All aside, I just want to read the freaking PMs. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 13:55, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::What other forums would do is immaterial. We are bound by no forum's convention save our own, and if we're a bit less tolerant of misbehaviour than some others, that is no one's business but our own. As for the PMs, you should have thought of that before you behaved in such a way as to get banned. If you know who sent them to you, have them resend them using another mode of communication. If not, sorry, you're out of luck. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 14:00, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::I didn't want to do this. I have ordered /b/ to place a DoS attack on the forums. Targeted only at you. They may or may not comply with it and effect anyone. I'm sorry. {{User:Ugozima/sig}} 14:08, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Threatening a denial of service attack goes beyond a mere dispute between us. If you threaten the whole site, you are not welcome here, so I've blocked your account indefinitely. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 14:37, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::: A DoS? Heimstern, you are eligible to call the cops on this guy! He's threatened to hack you and the site! Don't let his threats go unchecked! This guy could crash the site. Could he actually do this? Can we stop him? --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 15:26, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::I doubt he'll actually follow through. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 15:34, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::Man Heimstern, this guy really has something against you! I mean, look at [http://strongbadiathefree.forumotion.com/general-discussion-f2/we-must-get-rid-of-the-heimstern-guy-t50.htm this] and [http://strongbadiathefree.forumotion.com/off-topic-f11/a-discussion-that-was-way-off-topic-and-was-moved-t33.htm this.] (note. On those, ugozima is "Jigglypuff") {{User:Movie magic man/sig}} 18:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::Denial of Service?{{User:Espemon333/sig}} 22:24, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::Espemon, see [[Wikipedia:Denial-of-service attack|the Wikipedia article]] on this subject. Jellote, I'm fairly sure we're not calling the cops on an empty threat like Ugozima's. Everyone: This thread doesn't need to continue. It's over now. Ugozima is no longer welcome here, and I really don't especially care what he says about me on other forums. Let's end this discussion now. Thanks. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:03, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

== Drama on IRC - I need an adult ==

Could you please ban the user Jicem from the #hrwiki-fanstuff channel? He's been really annoying to all of us for months now and we'd just like a bit of peace. Here's a sample:

<Jicem> Until the Industrial Revolution, it wasn't easy to pick all that cotton and those crops

<Jicem> They needed help

He is talking about slavery. He's also been constantly ranting and raving about his extremely conservative agenda, even after we've requested him to stop. I know you don't have ops on that channel, but could you put in a word for us with the higher ups? That'd be swell. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:44, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:Um, NachoMan, I know I didn't look good when I started out, but if you read all the logs, you know that I was giving a reasonable opinion. Plus, no one ever told me to stop, they just flamed and threatened me. {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 00:35, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
::First, for the record, I've spoken to NachoMan on IRC about this matter, and I believe that I've done everything I can on the matter. Secondly, as a general and purely advisory remark, I'd suggest we all be more sensitive about what we say '''and''' that we all do everything we can not to be easily offended. That's about all I have now. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:23, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

== Oops! ==

Can you rename [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Espemon333/Nomination&rcid=637512 this.] I forgot to add the [User:] in front of it. {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 00:34, 2 October 2009 (UTC)
:Please see my comment on your talk. In this case, it's not an issue because that page isn't allowed, anyway. In the future, if you need to rename a page, you can use the "move" tab at the talk of the page. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:41, 2 October 2009 (UTC)
::::Ok. As long as the contest stays. Get it gone, {{User:Espemon333/sig}} 00:44, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

== Comment ==

That comment that you reverted was a big embarrassment for me. I don't want to show those people who read through talk page archives, and I don't want to look at it every time I look at that archive. --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 01:15, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
:Then I suggest contacting the user who owns that talk page in private and asking him to remove it himself. And besides. How often do people read old talk page archives? {{User:Elcool/sig}} 05:40, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
::What Elcool said, pretty much. It's not something for you to remove once it's been answered and even archived; instead, it needs to be the person who "owns" the archive. I don't think it should be that big an embarrassment; we all make mistakes from time to time, and most people who read it (which, as Elcool observes, is likely very few people, anyway) will likely chalk it up as a newbie error. And we've all made those. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:29, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

== Heim (~dac0358e@wikipedia/Heimstern) Quit (K-Lined) ==

come back Heim, we miss you already - {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 03:37, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:This sort of thing happens sometimes because I'm on a public webchat. I gather some other dork-on using it starts spamming, and to stop him, they have to temporarily kill the whole thing. I'm back now. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:14, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

== Notes from Maudi ==

Hi, Heimstern Läufer!

A user named Druelselstein X2000 wants to "improve" those orders of [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] commentaries on [[Main Page 15]], and I don't care if that guy's doing at this situation, like messing up with Homestar Runner Wiki. But he wants to ''improve'' the orders of [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] commentaries on [[Main Page 15]]. I dare not agree with that user, and I only want [[Main Page 15]] as it is. So... look out with Druelselstein X2000, he can sometimes mess up with Homestar Runner Wiki, but I just don't care of how those orders of [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad's]] and [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] commentaries on [[Main Page 15]] is, but it doesn't make any sense for us, especially me. So now you are with me also, Heimstern Läufer! :)

--[[User:Maudi Algabban|Maudi Algabban]] 12:29, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== Summary  ==

For some reason, I really liked your "no Lappy in this email" edit summary! I might like it because of "no Lappy." --{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 17:32, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
:Happy to entertain. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:47, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Sig Fix==
It's not mine, but [[User:Power Pie/sig|this guy's sig]] doesn't "finish", per say, and now whenever that sig is used, everything after it turns into the same color font. Could you fix it? --[[User:Essence of Ghost Water|Essence of Ghost Water]] 12:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:Never mind, DeFender fixed it. --[[User:Essence of Ghost Water|Essence of Ghost Water]] 12:34, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::Yup. Incidentally, my talk probably isn't the best place for this sort of issue in the future because I'm pretty much coding-illiterate. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 12:41, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::Oh. Well, since there's no way of telling who's on, you're the only sysop I knew that was online. --[[User:Essence of Ghost Water|Essence of Ghost Water]] 12:47, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== 700,000 Revision WAS Removed... ==

[http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?diff=prev&oldid=700000 this link] says so. Put in a 1 instead of the last zero and you'll see this is an actual way to see any revision, so I'm not making stuff up. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 08:51, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Assuming that diff ever existed, it wasn't removed by any admin or editorial action, so there's nothing we can do. Besides, as I think you pointed out on your talk, the 700,000th edit is kind of a trivial matter, anyway. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:55, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
::Cold Reactive - i think Heimstern already knows about that. i don't think the edit itself was removed. It appears to take two edits to move a page, and then two more to move a talk page. so 699999 and 700000 were combined into one edit, unfortunately numbered 699999, and 700000 was no longer usable. The same thing happened between edits 700011 and 700016. w/e; i'm sure HL can give you a better answer than i can. HL, anything you'd like to add/correct to that? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 09:01, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:::Actually, no, I've nothing more to add. Your answer may be correct; I dunno. I actually have fairly limited knowledge of the inner workings of MediaWiki; I just know how to click the right buttons to keep the place running properly. The developers probably know why, but I'm disinclined to ask them over a trivial matter like this. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:10, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Self-blocking ==

How do you feel, blocking yourself after nearly five years of a clean block log? {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 03:11, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:Pretty much the same way I felt before. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:13, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::Also, there's a question for you on the Main Page's talk page. And on a side note, are you planning on going to Germany sometime? {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 00:49, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
:::I don't really have an answer to your question on talk:Main; I don't really remember things like why exactly I punctuated something exactly how I did, and it's not like anyone needs to know, anyway. (You may recall that it's been mentioned in the past that you ask too many "why" questions that have no answers, this is another one of those.) As for Germany, someday, I hope. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:57, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

== Spyware ==

[http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=retirement&diff=prev&oldid=709591 Did you get some spyware on your machine?] Might wanna clean that up. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 10:47, 21 September 2010 (UTC)
:I'll be sure to have a look into it. We've got top men working on it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 13:44, 21 September 2010 (UTC)
::Well, I found the problem. Looks like somebody tried to cram-a-lam an egg-roll into the disk drive. {{User:Elcool/sig}} 14:04, 21 September 2010 (UTC)
:::Turns out it's not spyware, it's just a [http://forum.skype.com/index.php?showtopic=626143 bug in Skype]. An [http://www.google.com/search?q=begin_of_the_skype_highlighting absurdly prevalent] bug in Skype. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 14:25, 21 September 2010 (UTC)

== Spammer ==

I need you to block [[User_talk:64.126.115.221|this]] user. he edited [[User:The New Uzi-Bazooka|The New Uzi-Bazooka]]'s page. I talked to him about it and told him I'd get a sysop to block him. Can you do this for me. Thanks, {{User:Wasd98/sig}} 01:53, 7 November 2010 (UTC)
:Wasd98 - 1. This happened six months ago, and The New Uzi-Bazooka never complained about it, so while I am in no position to make executive decisions around here, i wouldn't worry about it if I was in such a position. 1½. The New Uzi-Bazooka edited his user page three minutes later. This leads me to believe that that ip could be The New Uzi-Bazooka logged out. Though we do enforce the policy that you must log in to edit your user page. 2. for future reference, it wasn't a spam attack. 3. is there a reason you put this thread here instead of in Heimstern Läufer's current talk page?
:HL - i'm not telling you what to do in #1; do whatever you feel is right for the situation. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 04:20, 7 November 2010 (UTC)
::Actually, I have nothing to add to what Knights has said. Spot on in all respects. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:39, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

== AaAaAaAaAaAaAa! WhyYyYyYyYyYy ==

Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns

== WhyYyYyYyYyYy you made Dorian Gary? ==

Why you put Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns as a subpage of Dorian Gary? It Make Nonsense

User talk:Heimstern Läufer

Lucsar: /* Piracy or not? */

==Continuation of "army"?==
Could this email be considered a continuation of the email [[army]] due to how the subject nature is so similar to the said email and how this email is called "more armies"? -- [[User:Bad Graphics Ghost|The BGG]]
:See [[Talk:more_armies#Email_sequel|here]]. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 20:30, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

== B4KD0R H4XX0R==

Anyone else catch the 1337/L337/LeeT in the brochure that read "Backdoor Hacker?"

== Benedetto!==
Just making sure. Frank Bennedetto was not in this email, but rather a memorial to him. Right? -
[[User:Drsandsattwo|Drsandsattwo]] 20:18, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Uhm... no. Frank was revealed to be alive in Labor Dabor (and sign your name please.) -[[User:Everybody!|Everybody!]] 21:49, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. What I realize Bennedetto is as alive as a psuedocharacter can be, but that is a memorial rather than the real thing. correct? -
[[user:Drsandsattwo|Drsandsattwo]] 23:38, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd say that the memorial of Bennedetto counts as a character appearance as much as stuffed Strong Bad suplexing a cougar does. {{User:Jeadly/sig}} 16:39, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

My vote is that Bennedetto isn't so much a character as it is just an average everyday popcorn maker that Homestar, in all his geniusness, thinks is a character named Bennedetto. He's probably the only one who sees the memorial as an actuall memorial. To the rest of the world, the real question is: is it the same popcorn maker? Who can really say?--[[User:69.29.135.247|69.29.135.247]] 18:31, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

== I have made my decission ==

I can do the transcript luckaly say my parents. I can do the transcript. Can I do the transcript again? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}}

:[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] is {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=more_armies&curid=34763&diff=460758&oldid=460756&rcid=415474 working on it now}}. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:54, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

==Not-yet opened STUFF==

The third kid facing certain doom in the Homestarmy refers to military school.

- {{User:Gtxm78/sig}} 21:56, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I think that, if anything, certain doom refers to the fact that Homestar is a ridiculously inept "commander" and will lead the Homestarmy to certain doom. - [[User:Chupaqueso|Chupaqueso]] 22:01, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

He's more of a "Col-o-nel". -WeatherPerson

==Jumped in?==
What's that mean? Strong Bad said you can send your kid off to join the On Point Kings, but he'll have to be jumped in. Funny, usually by the time I come here, the e-mail page is already done. It's odd to see it so new :). [[User:Kvn8907|Kvn8907]] 22:11, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

: It's the standard gang initiation... urban legends about flashing headlights and assaulting random people in front of Wal-Mart notwithstanding, most gangs simply beat the $*#! out of prospective members to make sure they're tough enough. That's called being "jumped in". [[User:68.13.21.225|68.13.21.225]] 23:22, 21 May 2007 (UTC) (a no-account good for nothing so and so)

Well, I remember in 5th grade we learned about gangs. (A police officer came as a special guest.) What gangs do, is they try and see how tough you are by beating the crap out of you. Then, you are in the gang, and there is bad stuff (I don't know the specifics, because I've never been in one, thankfully), like weapons and drugs. Then if you want to get out, they have to "jump you out." That means you get beaten up, but a lot harder, and some people have died trying to escape/get out of gangs. [[User:Tgcdse|Tgcdse]]

==Firebert to Trogdor==
It's possible that The Cheat didn't change Firebert to Trogdor just because his name was awful. I think it's more to do with the popularity of Trogdor and the amount of fan contributions it has spawned.
:Same here. {{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 00:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::agreed --[[User:EricTheDerek|EricTheDerek]] 00:20, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::I disagree. I think the firebert not being a good commando name was exactly what they had in mind. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::but Trogdor isn't a commando name...is it? --[[User:EricTheDerek|EricTheDerek]] 00:25, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::I agree as well... SB may have stated his opinion that Firebert isn't a good commando name in a previous email, but there's no reason to assume that's the reason he's unpopular; the gag would have worked just as well with any of the other commandos. The gag is a commentary on how much more popular Trogdor is than the commandos, not the "quality" of the name. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::This is an old discussion, but I agree with it's intent. I never saw the joke as having anything to do with the quality of firebert as a commando name, but rather the ridiculous popularity of trogdor (Note the similar comment strong bad makes about trogdor's popularity in the S is for Sucks dragon birthday song) -[[Special:Contributions/132.183.138.34|132.183.138.34]] 21:08, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

==Redheaded stepchild?==
Is it possible that "step-headed red-child" is a reference to the phrase "redheaded stepchild," meaning an unfavored child? -[[User:HotBees|HotBees]] 00:01, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:If that's an actualy saying, then i'd say definately. Incidentally, i've never heard that before. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:03, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:: I have. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:21, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Me three. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 00:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Ditto, I've heard the phrase "gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child", and I've heard a few comedians reference the phrase. And even if it wasn't a common phrase, there'd pretty much be no other explanation for what the heck step-headed red-child is supposed to mean. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:15, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::According to [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red-headed+stepchild Urban Dictionary], red-headed stepchild is a synonym for whipping boy. That's how I've always heard it used (eg, my department is the company's red-headed stepchild) and that makes sense in this context. (Be ye warned, oh external link-clickers, Urban Dictionary is NOT a family-friendly website!) [[User:Not Horse Woman|Not Horse Woman]] 00:44, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::: It's an old saying for suretain. --[[User:Mycroft.holmes|Mycroft Holmes]] 01:19, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Links to toon titles ==

Is there some kind of arbitrary rule that you don't link the same page twice in a paragraph or something? "which strong bad said was not a good commando name in army" looks wonky without a link or some way to identify "army" as referring to an email and not simply a grammatical miscarriage. -anonymous
:Link once and only once. First instance only. It's not unwritten, it's written.. [[HRWiki:Once And Only Once|place]]... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:45, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::I understand the reason for the rule, and I'm not asking for the rule to be relaxed or broken, but there should be some sort of punctuation or format convention (quotes, bold, italics, some combination of 2 or 3) for a case like this. Otherwise, as anonymous pointed out, it just looks like bad grammar. - [[User:Uglinessman|Ugliness Man]] 02:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::"Once and Only Once" has little to do with this... the rule you're after is [[HRWiki:Standards#Link once|Link once]]. But I agree, things like email names should be linked every time... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::You sure 'bout that, Phlip? Email names always linked? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::It's tough, because if we were doing it correctly, we would probably have all the toons' names italicized. Since we don't, if you use the name of an email/toon but don't link it, it looks strange, like this: "Strong Bad's first email was some kinda robot". Especially the emails, since they're uncapitalized. So, I'm not sure that linking them all the time is the best solution, but we've got to do something to make them stand out, and italicizing them sometimes but not others would be too inconsistent... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 09:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::I'd say link all unless doing something major to all of 'em such as italics or quotes. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:31, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::I've always thought toon titles should be linked every time. In a way, it ''is'' their punctuation. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:03, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::I think such a change is the sort of gnome work that could be completed site-wide in a matter of days, if not hours, by one or two industrious gnomes — if there were an official decision made (e.g. always link, link once but always italicize, or whatever).{{User:Bryanc/sig}} 14:45, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

== Boond? ==

What does the "Boond You Like?" poster behind Homestar mean? {{User:Einstein runner/sig}} 02:54, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:From what I understand, it's a portmanteau of "bowl" and "spoon." That still doesn't make sense, though. -[[User:HotBees|HotBees]] 03:00, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::Maybe something to do with [[Wikipedia:War bond|war bonds]]? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:14, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::How 'bout "bowl", "spoon", and "would"? [[User:68.85.154.172|68.85.154.172]] 19:39, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

== Mercenaries ==

The line "Mercenaries are typically known to have bad reputations" was used to explain the point of Strong Bad saying "We do bad stuff". How is this not NPOV? -[[User:Itama|Itama]] 03:29, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:I took that sentence out, and with NPOV, I meant the part about the missionaries. Without the missionaries bit, I didn't see much relevance in the mercenaries part of the sentence.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

==Poster==

should it be mentioned that the "do you has" poster, though slightly changed, has been used in a down loadable wallpaper?

:"Do you has?" reminds me of http://icanhascheezburger.com [[User:Bombcar|Bombcar]] 07:44, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

::"Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?" is from [[army]], which was published in January 2004. [http://icanhascheezburger.com/2006/05/01/this-be-a-test-arr-me-matey/ ICHC's first post] is from May 2006.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 07:57, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

== He-Man ==
So, someone thought that the Poopsmith's change into the Municipality Soldier was not related to He-Man... I thought the lightning striking the shovel was just like the special magic that changes Prince Adam into Heman... "By the Castle of Grayskull.... I HAVE THE POWER!" I would like to add it back in, but please let me know what you thing.... I think you need to be a He-Man fan to appreciate it... any takers for a debate? [[User:MisteR t|mister t]] 05:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:I see the resemblence, but I think it's a reference to the Marines commercials (especially given the context of the toon). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:09, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::No, I totally thought of He-Man too. The Chaps are notorious for '80s refs. ...I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:14, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::But really. Is this the place for a He-Man reference? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::I'm gonna have to agree with Trey on this one. This is a clear Marine commercial reference. It also makes a lot more sense to be referencing an actual military recruitment commercial (rather than He-Man) at a Vaguely Military Career Fair. [[User:Manolios|Manolios]] 14:07, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::It does seem like a He-Man reference, now that you mention it. Besides, The Poopsmith doesn't almost lose his grip, like in the Marines commercial it seems to be referencing. [[User:Neox|Neox]]
::::::And He-Man... does? The Marines commerical reference is patently true (it says "pooper fi" on his shield). The only reason the scene resembles He-Man at all is because the Marines commercial that it parodies kinda does. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Why is everyone acting as though the Municipality video can only be a reference to one thing and one thing only? Is it not a possibility that it references BOTH the Marines recruitment ads AND He-Man?[[User:71.217.233.97|71.217.233.97]] 20:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Because when something is clearly a reference to thing A, and kind of sorta resembles or is a stretch to thing B, then it's probably just a reference to think A alone. (It could be considered a variation of [[TTATOT]] that I will call TAOT ("this and only this").) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::As the coiner of TTATOT, I hereby give my support to TAOT. I bequeath thee! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:06, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

== His left hand? ==

:The Cheat uses the marker with his [[left handedness|left hand]].

I don't want to change this yet just in case it's just my dyslexia, but I'm pretty sure the Cheat is using that marker with his right hand. [[User:Wrath|Wrath]] 13:52, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:Hmm, true, i corrected the wording, didn't think to look at the fact itself. Okay. DELETED! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 14:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Brown Ops ==

I am not 100% on this, but aren't brown ops Navy operations in coastal and riverine areas?

== What? No goofs? ==

Shouldn't there be a goofs section? I noticed that when Strong Bad gets up, you see his reflection emerge from behind the Lappy and his head is behind the fairly tattered Paper.
:I haven't seen that one yet myself. But it's a wiki; feel free to add it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:04, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

:Who says he's looking at the paper? If your printer suddenly started shooting out ripped, mangled paper, would you look at the paper, or the printer? I say he's looking at the printer! --[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]] 05:17, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

== Mile reference? ==

Does anyone else think the sound The Cheat makes in the beginning of the Easter Egg is similar to that 1 from when he looked around in [[mile]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 15:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:Perhaps, but why is that notable? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:47, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Ganglo-Saxon ==

Isn't "Ganglo-Saxon" a [[portmanteau]] of "gangly" (probably referring to the build of high-school-age students likely to be attending career fairs) and "Anglo-Saxon"? (Edit: I see now that Has Matt? has added it to the Portmanteaus page already, just not here.) -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 15:55, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

:I have no actual sources for this claim, nor do I feel like looking them up, but I'm sure Ganglo-Saxon is a (real world) reference to the popularity of vaguely military organizations (militias) among the white supremacist crowd in the United States. If no one else agrees I'll shut up but I know I've seen various news articles about neo-nazi and "white power" military organizations throughout my life.[[User:Some kind of scientist|Some kind of scientist]] 21:47, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

== Music ==

The music is the scene after the 2 Weeks... sound familiar. I think its from something. I'll see if I can find it to have proof.--{{User:X66x66/sig}} 19:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
:[[Strongest Man In The World]], I believe. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:48, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Undertaker? ==

Is it just me or does the Shady Missionary look eerily like the Undertaker from old school WWF? The facial expression is exact. --((User:Shadix))

I came in here to say that. I vote it gets added to Real World Ref. [[User:71.127.223.22|71.127.223.22]] 02:07, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I agree, it was the first thought that went through my mind. The grimace is unmistakeable.

== 5 Bucks ==
I can't be the only one who noticed this. Homestar saying that the "viewer" looks like he comes from "a long line of five bucks-havers" is a direct reference to the email army. However, I'm guessing maybe there are so damn many references to that email in this one that listing them all would be silly?[[User:71.217.233.97|71.217.233.97]] 20:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

== Joe Piscopo ==

Did I miss something? WTF does Joe Piscopo have to do with anything? --- [[User:Wfaulk|Wfaulk]] 22:45, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

:He's listed as a client on the brochure for the On Point Kings. -[[User:Itama|Itama]] 04:02, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

== Long Sbemail ==

Apparently, the sbemail was put up for 3 weeks. Should I mention that anywhere? [[User:The Magic Pixel|The Magic Pixel]] 23:23, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I guess someone else added it. NEVERMIND'D! [[User:The Magic Pixel|The Magic Pixel]] 01:37, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

:Note that [[time capsule]] spanned an even longer period of time, so there's nothing notable about the three weeks except that SB actually completed answering this. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:01, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

== Montage ==

Does noone remember that at the end of Montage Strong Bad upgrades to an inkjet in sbemail173 and that could be why the paper is mesed up? {{unsigned|24.252.248.124|23:36, 22 May 2007 (UTC)}}
:See [[more armies#Inside References]]. It's already mentioned. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:38, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

:Everyone remembers. Trust me. You should drop by [http://forum.hrwiki.org/index.php the forum] some time. [[User:Wrath|Wrath]] 01:32, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

===Told Ya!===
As some of the higher-up wikiers may remember, I tried to create a page on the [[Inkjet Era]] about a month or 2 ago, but it was quickly yet vigorously discussed, closed, and deleted. I "rebeled" by making a [[Userbox]] for it on [[User:Supuhstar|my page]]. I'm not usually one to say this, (and tell me if it breaks any rules) but, '''''IN YOUR FACE!!!''''' {{User:Supuhstar/sig}}

:Calm down tigger. I knew it would hapen too.
::Yes, BUT at this moment in time, we don't know whether The Paper really will be replaced (and I sincerly hope not), or if TBC are just messing with our minds. Again. Your article was probably deleted because it was pure speculation. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 20:29, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Man, I was worried there was nothing in this article about that! you made my day =] [[User:O a Israel|O a Israel]] 15:05, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

==Roman Trifold==

What the crap's a Roman Trifold? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 00:20, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:Perhaps it's a play on the Roman trireme. A brochure of this style is refereed to as "trifold", that's for sure. The rest is a guess. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:04, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

==Helicopter==

Isn't that helicopter from TGS Issue 1? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 00:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:No, it looks totally different. Go and have a look.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:28, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
::It still looks the same. [[User:Awexome Cross|Awexome Cross]] 21:49, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Also please note that my username was DELETED, so I had to re-register. [[User:Awexome Cross|Awexome Cross]] 21:50, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

== Email sequel ==

I believe TBC broke their own rules. Didn't they say not to email Strong Bad asking him to remake an old email? This is basically a sequel to [[army]]. [[User:Hagurumon|Hagurumon]] 03:47, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:Their admonition was not to ask them to "do Trogdor again" or anything like that. And frankly, this is as much a sequel to [[origins]] and [[disconnected]] as it is to [[army]]. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:50, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
::Yes, more of a sequel to several things. They just don't want the same question a second time. An offshoot or followup question seems to be okay, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 03:52, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Also, [[dangeresque 3]] was a sequel to [[stunt double]], so it's not unprecedented. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:53, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
::::There's a big difference between ''"I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army. Do you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information that could assist."'' and ''"GHET HOMESTRAMY TO INVAED STONGBANDIA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"'' (Incidently, I was just re-watching "army" '''the day BEFORE''' this email was released. :) {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:34, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

== The Cheat and Firebert ==

Is it fair to say that The Cheat voices Firebert in the Cheat Commando cartoons just as Crack Stuntman voices Gunhaver? Evidence to support this:
*The Cheat Commando cartoons are produced by members of the main Homestar Runner universe (hence Stuntman's message on Marzipan's answering machine). Theoretically, the other voice actors behind the CC characters exist alongside Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, etc.
*This email seems to indicate that The Cheat is making an appearance as the actor who plays Firebert.
*Firebert has never spoken English in any of the cartoons, but he made The Cheat noises in [[Shopping for Danger]].
*The Cheat also went by the name of Firebert in [[army]].
I think this makes sense, and I think it's intended by TBC, rather than simply speculation. Anyone agree or disagree? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:46, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
:Agree on all counts. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
*Isn't the real question being asked here whether Crack Stuntman is a product of Strong Bad's imagination that materializes on Marzipan's answering machine? What is REAL in the homestarrunner universe is an impossible question, although one that I think would be interesting to explore. For example, is Videlectrix a real video game company in the homestarrunner universe, or a product of Strong Bad's imagination? How could games that he conjures up in an email appear instantaneously as "real" video game cartridges, available in Free Country USA. Do we assume that Strong Bad is actually on staff at (or being plagiarized by) Videlectrix, or does Strong Bad actually have the most powerful "telekenisis" of all the characters, creating a corporation with real employees and products with the power of his mind? Is it possible that there is a sub-universe within the homestarrunner universe that is only as real to the characters as homestarrunner.com is to us? [[User:71.104.226.62|71.104.226.62]]
:What makes you think crack stuntman is a product of strong bad imagination? the cheat commandoes tv show is a real show in the HR universe, so clearly gunhaver needs a voice actor, hence a guy named crack. meanwhile, there are spin-offs, certainly, many of which are unexplained, like senor cartgage suddenly appearing, but these spin-offs should not be taken are a direct result of strong bad talking about them. -[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 03:16, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
::Yeah, I guess you're right in this case, I thought that the cheat commandos were one of those things he kinda randomly starts talking about and then appears, but that's just firebert, and the cheat kinda invented him. [[User:71.104.226.62|71.104.226.62]]
:Well I agree. {{User:Supuhstar/sig}}
::No, there is no evidence that The Cheat does any voice-acting work on any cartoon TV programs in the Homestar Runner universe. If he did, wouldn't Strong Bad know about it and tell everyone? Using Occam's Razor, I believe Firebert may be The Cheat's favourite Cheat Commando character and he likes to dress up as him and get others to call him "Firebert". It's called "getting into character" and everyone does this at least once a year. Also, at a lot of these conventions, you get people paid to dress up as Lara Croft or Mickey Mouse or other fictional characters so that you're supposed to "meet" them. They aren't the REAL deal, of course, but you get a photograph at the end. By the way, Annony, you DO know that Homestar Runner is a product of the imaginations of [[The Brothers Chaps]] and, being a cartoon under their control, anything and anyone can just materialize and become regular characters and items in the Homestar Runner universe, right? You seem to be thinking too much over a cartoon about dumb animal characters. ;) {{User:The Chort/sig}} 14:20, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

== The paper? ==

What's up with the tattered paper at the end there. Could this be the end of the paper?

:See [[montage#Fast Forward|here]], [[more armies#Inside References|here]], and on this very page: [[Talk:more armies#Montage|here]].{{User:Bryanc/sig}} 14:32, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

::In montage, it said that the paper stuck around until email 173,at which point Strong Bad upgraded to an Ink jet Printer. [[User:99.245.175.130|99.245.175.130]] 20:42, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

== Homestar the Traitor? ==
Ok, now is it just me, or does anyone else here Homestar Talking in the Firebert Easter Egg? listen carefully, and you can hear (or might hear) a person speaking with HSR's Speech impedement. I just want to know if i'm just crazy or if it's for real before I post it. - {{User:Zerlock1124/sig}}

I turned the volume way high up, and he doesn't have his speech impediment. [[User:71.231.56.40|71.231.56.40]] 00:50, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

:I agree, it's not Homestar. While I DO hear someone that sounds similar to Homestar, I think they weren't INTENDED to be Homestar. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:53, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

::I'm with Bluebry here. Surely if Homestar were present in the fan-crowd, we'd have been able to see our favourite no-armed whitey's silhouette? [[User:Evil Egg|Evil Egg]] 22:31, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

== Shady Missionaries album cover change? ==

Is it just my imagination, or did the easter egg album cover art change shortly after the release of this sbemail? I seem to remember it being cartoony and MSPaint-ish.

== Major Bludd ==

This fact was {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=more_armies&diff=462615&oldid=462613 removed}}, but I think that it's very possibly true (unlike the other one that was removed with it):
<blockquote>Strong Bad's mercenary costume closely resemblances that of [[wikipedia:Major_Bludd|Major Bludd]], a mercenary from the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (TV series)|G.I. Joe]] cartoon series.</blockquote>
According to [[Wikipedia:Major Bludd]], Major Bludd has an eyepatch, a mustache, ''and'' a cybernetic hand. I don't know much about G.I. Joe, but this is enough to convince me. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:11, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
:Yeah, I guess I removed it too hastily. I read the part about Major Bludd's eyepatch and mustache, but I didn't read the [[Wikipedia:Major Bludd#Comic books|comic books]] section of the article, where it talks about his cybernetic hand. Since TBC reference G.I. Joe all the time with the [[Cheat Commandos]], I don't think it's wrong to assume that they were referencing Major Bludd here. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 22:17, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
::Cool. I wasn't convinced until I read the bit about the cybernetic hand either; I'll add it back in. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:18, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

== Jumped in/Jumped out Gang Reference ==

In school, we learned about gangs from a police officer, and these are confirmed facts: For anyone who doesn't know, gangs "jump in" potential members. When someone chooses to join the gang (a bad choice btw, if you've never learned that), the gang beats the crap out of you to test your toughness. Then, in the gang, they have bad stuff like weopons and drugs, so if you want to get out, they "jump you out." This is supposed to be even worse, where they give you no mercy, and beat the crap and everything out of you (some people have died trying to get away from a gang they were in).
Anyways, does anyone think that we should add it as a real world reference to gangs (when sb mentions jumping in and out)?
[[User:Tgcdse|Tgcdse]]
:It's already mentioned in [[more armies#Explanations|Explanations]]. But I don't think it explains what "jumping out" is, so you might want to add that information to the fact that's already there. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:00, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

== 65lb Cardstock ==

65lb Cardstock is likely a real-world reference to Kraft paper, generally used for making tubes for various use in pyrotechnics, sold as 'kraft paper', made with the Kraft process. "65lb" means that 500 square meters of the paper weighs in at 65lbs, generally it is sold in 40, 50, 60, and 70lb strengths. 65lb is just below the highest quality. I don't know if its worth mentioning or not, so I will let you guys decide. -Xeno [[User:70.56.206.2|70.56.206.2]] 19:53, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Regular paper is also sold in varying weights - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_density#Basis_weight. --[[User:207.207.83.16|207.207.83.16]] 00:17, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

== Closed STUFF ==

{{stuffclosedaccept}}

=== Firebert Vs. Trogdor ===
{{stufffact|The Cheat does not receive any visitors until he replaces "[[Firebert]]" with "[[Trogdor]]". It is strongly implied that his initial unpopularity is due to the name "Firebert", which was criticized in [[army]] and again in [[Shopping for Danger]].}}
{{stuffverdict|23:24, 18 June 2007 (UTC)|16:25, 22 June 2007 (UTC)|accepted|15|4|more armies}}

{{stuffcloseddecline}}

=== Oh, check me out, it's in back of my head! ===
{{stufffact|Strong Bad's head is behind The Paper when he comes back to look at it.}}
{{stuffverdict|18:44, 23 May 2007 (UTC)|20:10, 27 May 2007 (UTC)|declined|16|6|more armies}}

== An Aussie SBMAIL??? ==

Awesome, does anyone else know if this is the first Australian email?

[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 08:01, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
:Actually, [[crying]] was the first [[Strong Bad Email By Place#Australia|from Australia]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 08:22, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

*We don't know which ones were the first. [[homsar]] could have been the first (although I don't know if Vinnie is an Australian name). [[butt IQ]], and all the other ones with no address are possibilities. Nobody knows.

== And they feed the king through a tube? ==

Would the scene of the KOT eating giblet gravy count as feeding him through a tube? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 22:11, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
:The reason I asked was because I thought if it did, we could write an article about [[Feeding Through A Tube]] because there were also references in [[No Hands on Deck!]] and [[looking old]]. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 23:04, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

== Are you good at video games? ==

I don't know if this is noteworthy, but seems to me that Homestar's asking whether or not the implied scoutee was good at video games was a reference to the real world Army's (American) semi-recent practices aimed at getting gamers to join the army. Most notably their creation of the video game, army simulator hybrid "America's Army." [[User:70.146.127.219|70.146.127.219]] 06:22, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
:mayhaps--[[User:Antisexy|Antisexy]] 06:25, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

== Deck Talkin's? ==

Perthy. Paul. Perfect Paul is a Dectalk TTS voice. Andy similarity? -Alex H. --[[User:68.74.58.104|68.74.58.104]] 01:06, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
:Nope. SB wouldn't know about TTS. I don't think '''TBC''' knows about TTS. {{User:Zoom/sig}} 01:13, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
::Of ''course'' they do! TTS = Text To Speech. Visor Robot. Senior Mortgage. Everybody to the limit. Not only to TBC know about it, they ''use'' it! - Alex H.

== Stinkoman 20X6 homage? ==
Do you think that the "Black Ops" picture reminds you of the scene in Stinkoman 20X6 when Stinkoman dives away from the explosion of An Ice Machine? Strong Bad is diving in a similar way. Do you think it's a homage?

:No, I think it's just a typical action cliche. [[User:Evil Egg|Evil Egg]] 22:25, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

== Desk ==

Hey-don't know where these go.
*On the right side of homestar's desk, The lines on the wood extend off the edge
*Also on the right side, there is a tiny blue area in the red.
These are much, '''much''' easier too see in the flash file.--{{User:AWMPSCE/sig}} 15:53, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

==In fact, it's going on right now!==

I was just wondering, should it be an inside reference that the Military Fair isn't going on for three weeks? (i.e., "The fact that the Military fair wasn't happening for 3 weeks references how events related to sbemails are always happening the same day") [[User:Unbalanced|Unbalanced]] 00:31, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Just an after thought: If there isn't already, there should be a running gag page for "x is happening right now!" or something similar. [[User:Unbalanced|Unbalanced]]
:If you want an article, give me a 3rd example. I can only name 2 off the top of my head (more armies and [[business trip]]). [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:57, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
::<s>How about [[strong badathlon]]? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:04, 2 February 2008 (UTC)</s>
:::Don't forget [[monster truck]]: ("In fact, I think there's one coming up this..." "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!"){{User:The Chort/sig}} 22:10, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Well if we could find enough examples, we would still have to come up with a good article name. Nothing is popping up in my head right now... [[User:Unbalanced|Unbalanced]] 03:00, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

My reply: What is a military fair, and why is it relevant? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:38, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
:Reply for OptimisticFool: SB says ''nothing'' similar to this post's title in strong badathlon. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 03:54, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
I just remembered that in [[impression]], he claims he was just on his way out the door to the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:07, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

== The hands... ==

I think I have a halloweeen costume with the Shady Missionary's hands. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:51, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

== Question for Paul P. ==

Considering the current status that's going on with Podstar Runner, I'm sure we're all expecting this email to be available to download tomorrow.
Anyways onto the question: Paul, if you still have an account, were you aware about the fact that Strong Badia doesn't have or need an army before you sent your email? I.E. have you ever seen email 93 before the sending? Was that just toying with Strong Bad or something? Personally, I thought "Military Careers" woulda been a better title than "More Armies," but hey, it's all been done. I'll "not worry about it" when I'm asked to do so. --[[User:Charlie Jr.|Charlie Jr.]] 00:25, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

== Explanation of lunch-handeree label ==

Phlip removed the following comment of mine from the Explanations sections as being too speculative. I think it's the only explanation that makes sense, but I solicit other opinions, with the intention of putting it back on the page if no good counterarguments are offered:

:''Strong Bad's odd comment ''You look like the type of kid that gets his lunch handed to him daily'' (which would hardly be a source of humilitation) could be explained as a [[Portmanteau]]-like combination of "gets his ass handed to him" and "has his lunch money taken/stolen".''

[[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 13:23, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
:A portmanteau is a word. One word. Which is not multiple words. And as far as your example, it seems to me to be explaining the joke, which we do not do.
{{User:Qermaq/sig}} 13:37, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

:: Right, that's why I said "Portmanteau-like". But there could be a better way to express that: suggest one. As to "explaining the joke": [[HRWiki:Standards#Explanations]] directs us very clearly: "If you feel that a sizeable portion of the audience won't understand a joke, instead of explaining it directly, explain what the pieces of the joke are... and allow the reader to put them together." So there are only two valid objections to my comment: either (1) the explanation is wrong, or (2) it is right, but you think that most of the audience ''will'' get the joke without help. (We've got one implicit vote against (2) from Phlip, since he removed the comment as too speculative, and thus presumably not obviously right). [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 13:51, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

::By the way, you're wrong that a portmanteau must be only one word; OED has citations in the meaning of "a term ''or phrase'' which encompasses two or more meanings". I've fixed the [[portmanteau]] page to reflect this. [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 12:48, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Since no one's offered a clear counter-argument to my comment since I posted it a week ago, I'm going to put it back on the article page. [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 11:04, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:Oops, I didn't see this thread before... here's my thinking on my original removal of the fact: The link to "getting one's rear handed to one" is pretty obvious, and falls under your option number 2... however, this isn't a problem, as we tend to point out portmanteaus regardless of how obvious they are, mostly so that we can hang a link to the [[Portmanteaus|article]] (though we might want to reword it to get the swear out of it). The link to "having one's lunch money stolen", however, is much more tenuous... with merely the word "lunch" to hang on... it's because of this part that I thought was too speculatory to stay. I always saw it as just inserting the non-sequitur of "lunch" to replace the [[swear]] in the phrase, rather than a melding of two phrases together. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:58, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
::My edit summary [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=more_armies&curid=34763&diff=578481&oldid=578480&rcid=536395 here] should have ended with "<nowiki>[[swears]]</nowiki>" (i.e. [[swears]]), sorry. I hit Enter when I was trying to backspace. =] Anyway, bringing this to the talk page to hopefully stop the edit war. Make your case, Cloth person. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:09, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

I've put the comment back on the page, but various users keep trying to censor the word "ass" out of it. Since I can find no HRWIKI policy ruling out the use of this everyday non-obscenity, I regard the removal as the imposition of a few people's, to say the least, ''idiosyncratic'' little hang-up. As I pointed out in the edit summary, "crap" already occurs hundreds of times on this wiki and in the HR oeuvre. I would additionally point out that "ass" itself already occurs in the oeuvre, in the compound "smartass" in [[Hairstyle Runner]], so its inclusion on this wiki has already been accepted. [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 19:17, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:Where swears occur in the HRWiki universe, we do document them, but otherwise we refrain from using them. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:21, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

:: Please point me to the policy that you're citing here, and also to whatever the source is of this claim that ''ass'' is a "swear". [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 19:26, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:::To see a precendent for the sensoring of this word, go to [[Talk:Fonts#Swears]]. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:30, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

:::: First of all, that thread deals with a longer compound word of which "ass" is only one part, so it's not clear that the objection was to the "ass" part at all. Secondly, the issue is raised by the same [[User:OptimisticFool]], so is not in any way additional independent evidence. [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 19:39, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Let's not [[Wikipedia:Wikilawyering|wikilawyer]], please. Regardless of who suggested the censoring, it was agreed to by a large group of people at that discussion page. Avoiding swears is a long-standing practice here (mentioned on [[HRWiki:About]]), and the discussion Opti mentions is one example of the working out of that practice. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:44, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

:::::: ''Let's not [[Wikipedia:Wikilawyering|wikilawyer]], please'': I've just read the definition of that, and it does not apply here, since all I did was point out that the "precedent" is not a "precedent"; please do not try to bully me. To the main point: I never disputed the policy of avoiding "swears". I am disputing that ''ass'' is a "swear" (and supposedly "worse" than ''crap''). You both just keep ignoring that point and presupposing your own opinion.
:::::: This is my last word on this tiresome tiresome topic. [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 20:05, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

::::::: As far as I know, ass is a swear when referring to the body part and not a swear when referring to the animal. And Heimstern Läufer's point was that however harmless a swear might appear to you, it won't be allowed on the wiki unless it's used (and not just hinted) in the cartoons. --[[User:Cass from Germany|Cass from Germany]] 21:37, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

::::::::See [[HRWiki talk:Swears#What words are over the line?]]. Words in group 2 should only be used if said directly. Further, your claim that we need a policy page against it or it's allowed, while I don't agree with it in the slightest, doesn't work here because, as you see, there was planning for one to be made on this very topic. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:43, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Turning aside from the [[HRWiki:swear|swear]] side-discussion... I still think the link between "has his lunch handed to him" and the stealing of lunch money is tenuous at best, and should be removed as speculation. Save for one mention that's relatively hidden on [[Hairstyle Runner]] (which is a rather old page), TBC have avoided using "ass" in H*R, to the point of [[lady fan|replacing it in other common phrases]]. I still think it's much more likely that they just replaced it with a non-sequitur than that it's a portmanteau of the two expressions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 09:30, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
:I'm a little bit late to the party here. I was about to remove the fact because it explains a joke that doesn't need explaining, but I thought I'd check the talk page first. So: this joke doesn't need to be explained, and I don't think it's appropriate to link to the portmanteaus page, since it's not one. It's just a funny word swap. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:57, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

== Spelling mistakes really goofs? ==

The line "Our three fourfathers, identies unknown" doesn't strike me as being goofs, but [[Deliberately Poor English]]. Especially given that it's '''three four'''fathers... just seems intentional.
:I agree. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:38, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
::Perhaps a Remark, then? {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 02:07, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Any remark i can imagine would just be explaining the joke... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 02:13, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
::::You're right; it would. Forget that. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 04:17, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::I've moved it to Inside References (seems to be the best place for running gags?), and also added it to the Deliberately Poor English page. [[Special:Contributions/86.175.37.34|86.175.37.34]] 01:48, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

== Possible Superstar Saga Reference? ==

In Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, your mustache played an important part in the gameplay. If you "earned" mustache points, you would get more discounts at stores and you would get more lucky hits. --[[User:Ki-lilling Machine|Ki-lilling Machine]] 14:22, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
:...And...? {{User:Thy Not Dennis/sig}} 16:58, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, maybe I wasn't clear. In the brochure for the On Point Kings, it says "earn your 'stache". This reminded me of Superstar Saga because the points you earned were actually called "'stache points" and also because strangers in the game always referred to your mustache as a 'stache, even if it was awkward to do so. It was one of the game's running gags. I was thinking in Nintendo, since it seems to be the Chaps favorite platform.

== Piracy or not? ==

I think Strong Bad stealed that serial code from a pirated verson of QuarkXpress [[User:Lucsar|Lucsar]] 02:00, 16 October 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, he says so right in the toon. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:45, 16 October 2010 (UTC)
::So i talking truth SB steal from a Pirated CD of QuarkXpress [[User:Lucsar|Lucsar]] 12:22, 16 October 2010 (UTC)

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Lucsar: /* Piracy or not? */

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Lucsar: /**/Piracy or not?

Quote of the Week

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Lucsar: in Cheat Commandos...O's this phrase was replaced by "Fantastic!" (Maybe)

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
{{hresetcount|QOW Dates}} 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! style="width: 8em" | Date !! class="unsortable" | Download !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2009-10-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 22 Oct 2009
| [[HR:weeklies/brainkrieg_pumpkins.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Brainkrieg|BrainkriegQOTWhead.png}}
| '''[[Brainkrieg]]''': "Weeks after Halloween, days after Thanksgiving, just before the Christmas lights go up, Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of..." ''{entire "Decomposing Pumpkins" song}''
| [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

|- id="QW-2009-10-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 15 Oct 2009
| [[Mirror:cz_wood.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "What kinda wood ya use there, Strong Bad? Cause y'know I knew a guy up in Paughkeegan who could work wonders with a piece of..."
| [[The Luau]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-10-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 1 Oct 2009
| [[Mirror:sb_uzilizes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "The Grampy Aught Six uza-you-uzilizes...is a good one."
| [[Compy Catalog]] blooper
|- id="QW-2009-08-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 27 Aug 2009
| [[Mirror:cz_lillubbers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod_5_-_coach_z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."
| [[On Break]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-08-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 7 Aug 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_itshere.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "It's here! It's here! It's fina-lully here! There's no more time for expectasche, it's here! IT'S HERE!"
| [[Compy Catalog]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-07-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Jul 2009
| [[Mirror:sb_airguitar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-07-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Jul 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_soccermom.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Lil' Strong Sad]]''': "Haha. You're right! He does sound ever so slightly like a soccer mom. I never realized that before!"
| [[imaginary]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-07-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Jul 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_emancipate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Teenage Homestar Runner]]''': "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?"
| [[highschool]]

|- id="QW-2009-06-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Jun 2009
| [[Mirror:stinkometal.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
| Fanmade heavy metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 by [http://www.myspace.com/vikingguitarmetal VikingGuitar]. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2009-06-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Jun 2009
| [[Mirror:dnd_halflings.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|D n' D Greg|D n' D Greg Character Head.png}}
| '''[[D n' D Greg]]''': "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Apr 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_gadget.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''
| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-04-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Apr 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_malaise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take

|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_strawbry.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_duckie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-03-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Mar 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_xanthan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 26 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:marzi_iras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2009-02-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:patcheer_yearbook.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:ss_floatbloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."
| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Feb 2009
| [[Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2009-01-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jan 2009
| [[Mirror:hs_lumper.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''
| [[Hremail 62]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Dec 2008
| [[Mirror:trudgemank.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''
| [[Trudgemank]]

|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Nov 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}6 Nov 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Oct 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200  hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
| [[email thunder]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''
| [[alternate universe]]

|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
| [[hygiene]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''
| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
| [[magic trick]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
| [[your edge]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
| [[love poems]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 May 2008
| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
| [[4 branches]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}8 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}2 May 2008
| [[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
| [[rated]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
| [[buried]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
| [[licensed]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
| [[fan club]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_abom.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
| [[winter pool]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
| [[environment]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper

|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:smartdrinks.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|DJ Teh Cheat|Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png}}
| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''
| [[nightlife]]

|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_poodonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:rapsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''
| [[Rap Song]]

|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
| [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
| [[web comics]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
| [[slumber party]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
| [[caffeine]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"
| [[mini-golf]]

|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
| [[original]]

|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
| [[concert]] extended song

|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]]  could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| [[concert]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
| [[mini-golf]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook_2007#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 May 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| [[Homestarloween Party]] extended clip

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 May 2007
| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| [[Happy Hallow-day]] music from Marzipan's song with lyrics

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] Outtake

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| [[theme song]] email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| [[Weclome Back]] outtake 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Unknown

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] possible outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| [[haircut]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Unknown

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] blooper

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| [[original book]] line

|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
|
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| None
|
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
| None
|
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The September 27, 2007 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Polychaete|polychaete worms]], a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
*The March 5, 2009 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Xanthan gum|xanthan gum]], a common ingredient in gluten-free baking, and bulgar (or [[Wikipedia:Bulgur|bulgur]]), which is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.

===Trivia===
*The remix in the June 25, 2009 quote was originally called "Power Crunch" and is [http://dod.vgmix.com/past/sep08/05tie-VikingGuitar-Stinkoman20X6-Crunch-DoD.mp3 available unedited].
*In Bubs's quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record; however, so far there have been 9 weeks since the Decomposing Pumpkins Quote had been released on October 22, 2009, and there has yet to be a new quote.

===Remarks===
*Occasionally, some quotes are used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice on February 17, 2005, and June 7, 2005. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice on June 16, 2005, and October 20, 2005, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs's quote for March 25, 2005 ("Everybody knows me. My name Cornbread."), is very similar to his quote for February 16 2006 ("I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.").
**The Homestar Runner's "Well, folks, you know what that means..." quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
**The quotes released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were originally identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being released. The quote it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&diff=next&oldid=507707 the edit adding Sickly Sam's quote to this page].
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.

===Goofs===
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*In the January 31, 2008 quote, "carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
*In the March 13, 2008 quote, the "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
*The July 10, 2008 quote reads "taken out ''if''" instead of "of it".
*In the October 16, 2008 quote's text, the word "hundred" appears after "200".

===Inside References===
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*The text can also be:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>

===Real-World References===
*Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*In the August 9, 2007 quote, Bubs spells [[Wikipedia:Nestle|Nestles]], a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's [http://www.archive.org/download/RadioCommercialsShows/Commercials.19xx.xx.xx_N_E_S_T_L_E_S.mp3 long standing jingle], "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S."
*The September 13, 2007 quote references [[Wikipedia:Frosty|Frosties]] and [[Wikipedia:McFlurry|McFlurries]], ice cream treats served at [[Wikipedia:Wendy's|Wendy's]] and [[McDonald's]], respectively.
*In the March 26, 2009 quote, Homestar mentions [[Wikipedia:Darryl Strawberry|Darryl Strawberry]], a former Major League Baseball player.
*In the 04 June 2009 quote, D&D Greg mentions the "Talenta Halflings" and "riding dinosaurs". This refers to the [[Wikipedia:Eberron|Eberron Campaign Setting]] of Dungeons and Dragons, where the Talenta Plains are the homelands of the halflings, who do indeed ride on large raptor-like dinosaurs and herd various breeds of herbivorous dinosaurs.
*In the 15 Oct 2009 quote, Coach Z mentions "Paughkeegan", which might be referring to [[Wikipedia:Waukegan, Illinois|Waukegan]], a suburb of Chicago. Coach Z's accent is distinctly Upper Midwestern, which makes it very plausible that he'd know a person from Waukegan (or "Paughkeegan").

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [http://scriptwiki.net/rando.php?mp Main Page] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]]
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.

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[[Category: Regular Updates]]

Blue Laser Commander

2010-04-10T01:09:46Z

Lucsar: /* Quotes of the Week */

[[Image:BL Commander.PNG|thumb|220px|"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"]]
[[Image:20050602 weekly sketchbook blue laser ungurait.PNG|thumb|220px|CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS?]]

The '''Blue Laser Commander''' is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited the [[Cheat Commandos]] to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser#Evil Schemes|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of [[:Image:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG|deformity in his skull]]. It [[Flipped Images|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking|RETCH!]]"

Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Cobra Commander|Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos are a takeoff of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe|G.I.Joe]]), especially the following traits:
*His partially obscured face covering some kind of blemish
*His uniform that is similar to yet distinct from his henchmen
*His screechy voice
*His volatile, psychotic temperament

According to one [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-02|Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters#The Unguraits|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.

The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].

According to the Toon [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is Slovenian.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[:Category:Blue Laser Commander Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"These hardly qualify as PANTS!"|[[An Important Rap Song]] outtake|Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"|[[Cheat Commandos...O's]] Outtake|Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3}}
*{{qotw-pcmac|"I just hate you so much!"|[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]|Mirror:blc hateusomuch.zip|Mirror:blc hateusomuch.sit}}
|}
{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]

Talk:Nice Try

2010-04-03T20:51:17Z

Lucsar: /* Nice Try Cigar */

Since there are so many hidden things in the toons, should we make an article that lists all of them? -[[User:Essence of Ghost Water|Essence of Ghost Water]]
:You mean, like, a list of [[Easter egg]]s? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:46, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
::Sort of. -[[User:Essence of Ghost Water|Essence of Ghost Water]]

== Nice Try Cigar ==

I don't understanrd this "no cigar" joke. could somebody be more better [[User:Lucsar|Lucsar]] 20:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

2009-11-29T17:36:59Z

Lucsar: /* Clothing */

Here is a gallery of '''items''' seen and/or used by the [[characters]]. Some are used frequently while others are seldom seen.

== Clothing ==
<gallery>
Image:AirCardgage.png|<center>'''[[Air Cardgage]]'''</center>
Image:blue ones.PNG|<center>'''[[The Blue Ones]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail82.png|<center>'''[[Berets]]'''</center>
Image:bowler derby.PNG|<center>'''[[Bowler Hats]]'''</center>
Image:s capitain hat.png|<center>'''[[Captain's Hat]]'''</center>
Image:Shades.png|<center>'''[[Cool Shades]]'''</center>
Image:littlestrongbaddirtiestdiapey.png|<center>'''[[Diapers]]'''</center>
Image:DuckieShirtHomestar.png|<center>'''[[Duckie Shirt]]'''</center>
Image:pinner marshmallows.PNG|<center>'''[[Eyepatches]]'''</center>
Image:Gross old wig.png|<center>'''[[Gross Old Wig]]'''</center>
Image:FairstivalCostumes.PNG|<center>'''[[Halloween Costumes]]'''</center>
Image:Kotseatshirt.PNG|<center>'''[[Headbands]]'''</center>
Image:homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner#Homestar's Clothing|Homestar Runner's Clothing]]'''</center>
Image:homestardukes.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner's Daisy Dukes]]'''</center>
Image:homestarpants.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner's Pants]]'''</center>
Image:HRwearingbunnyslippers.png|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear]]'''</center>
Image:Dolph Haudhagen The Instruct-TOR.PNG|<center>'''[[Horned Helmet]]'''</center>
Image:Lotionman.PNG|<center>'''[[Lotionman]]'''</center>
Image:Mascots.png|<center>'''[[Mascot Costumes ]]'''</center>
Image:Strongs Decemberween card.png|<center>'''[[Other Costumes]]'''</center>
Image:Ovenmitts.PNG|<center>'''[[Oven Mitts]]'''</center>
Image:You Reek-a Shirt.PNG|<center>'''[[T-Shirts]]'''</center>
Image:Homestar Trenchcoat.PNG|<center>'''Trench Coats'''</center>
Image:Homely boy brand huge tube socks.PNG|<center>'''[[Tube Socks]]'''</center>
Image:USA underwear.PNG|<center>'''[[Underwear]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Computers ==
=== Strong Bad's Computers ===
The computers [[Strong Bad]] has used for his [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], and some more obscure ones.
<gallery>
Image:sbemail1.PNG|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail.png|<center>'''[[Compy 386]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail119.PNG|<center>'''[[Lappy 486]]'''</center>
Image:Compé with SB.png|<center>'''[[Compé]]'''</center>
Image:block computer.PNG|<center>'''[[Block]]'''</center>
Image:Corpy NT6.png|<center>'''[[Corpy NT6]]'''</center>
Image:ZappyXT6.png|<center>'''[[Zappy XT6]]'''</center>
Image:Terminal D6.png|<center>'''[[Terminal D6]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Other Computers ===
<gallery>
Image:Arturo 9000.PNG|<center>'''[[Arturo 9000]]'''</center>
Image:Blue Laser Supercomputer.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Supercomputer]]'''</center>
Image:Datum Center.PNG|<center>'''[[Datum Center Computers]]'''</center>
Image:Grampy Aught-Six.png|<center>'''[[Grampy Aught-Six]]'''</center>
Image:Happy8600.png|<center>'''[[Happy 8600]]'''</center>
Image:New iMac.png|<center>'''[[Monosodium Dreams]]'''</center>
Image:pompilot.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pilot]]'''</center>
Image:Compy Catalog.png|<center>'''[[Roomy-Vac]]'''</center>
Image:sfd.png|<center>'''[[The Screen]]'''</center>
Image:Snacky.png|<center>'''[[Snacky 186]]'''</center>
Image:Box Computer.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad's Computer]]'''</center>
Image:tangerine dreams.PNG|<center>'''[[Tangerine Dreams]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Food/Drinks ==

=== Fluffy Puff ===
<gallery>
Image:fluffy puff air-puffed sugar delights.PNG|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights|Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]'''</center>
Image:Fluffy Puff Bitesize Nibblers.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers|Bite-Size Nibblers]]'''</center>
Image:fluffypuffmalloweens.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Malloweens|Malloweens]]'''</center>
Image:fpmarsh.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Marshmallows]]'''</center>
Image:fp mayo.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Mayo]]'''</center>
Image:Redflavoredfluffypuff.png|<center>'''[[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Translucent Dessert Related Substance]]'''
</gallery>

=== Other Foods ===
<gallery>
Image:Bacon pic.png|<center>'''[[Bacon]]'''</center>
Image:breadsingalong.png|<center>'''[[Bread]]'''</center>
Image:bronco t.PNG|<center>'''[[Bronco Trolleys]]'''</center>
Image:Thick_N_Nasty.PNG |<center>'''[[Burgers]]'''</center>
Image:50cake.PNG|<center>'''[[Cake]]'''</center>
Image:TheCheatCakes.png|<center>'''[[Cheatcakes]]'''</center>
Image:Cloitsterizer.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheese]]'''</center>
Image:The King of Town as Colonel Sanders.png|<center>'''[[Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|<center>'''[[Chocolate]]'''</center>
Image:homsar shirt logo back.PNG|<center>'''[[Coffee]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail39.PNG|<center>'''[[Cold One]]s'''
Image:ryansterrit and sb.JPG|<center>'''[[Croissants]]'''</center>
Image:Stuffinged Ham and Gravied Yams.png|<center>'''[[Decemberween Food]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail54.PNG|<center>'''[[Eggs]]'''</center>
Image:French Fries.png|<center>'''[[French Fries]]'''</center>
Image:Tao Chicken.PNG|<center>'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:PBTC Grumblecake.png|<center>'''[[Grumblecakes]]'''</center>
Image:Ham.png|<center>'''[[Ham]]'''</center>
Image:homestarjr2.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Jr.]]'''</center>
Image:Strongbad actionfigure.png|<center>'''[[Hotcakes]]'''</center>
Image:homestar ice cream.jpg|<center>'''[[Ice Cream]]'''</center>
Image:Armystyle.png|<center>'''[[Mayonnaise]]'''</center>
Image:Cannedmelonade.PNG|<center>'''[[Melonade]]'''</center>
Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Foods]]'''</center>
Image:Mountain Dew.png|<center>'''[[Mountain Dew]]'''</center>
Image:Blueberry_Muffin.png|<center>'''[[Muffins]]'''</center>
Image:pastasalad.png|<center>'''[[Pasta Salad]]'''</center>
Image:Pea-Buried.PNG|<center>'''[[Peas]]'''</center>
Image:bluelazerpizza.PNG|<center>'''[[Pizza]]'''</center>
Image:Potate bag.png|<center>'''[[Potate]]'''</center>
Image:Potatoes.png|<center>'''[[Potatoes]]'''</center>
Image:Steak.PNG|<center>'''[[Steak]]'''</center>
Image:Swiss Cake Rolls.PNG|<center>'''[[Swiss Cake Rolls]]'''</center>
Image:awpotatoes.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town's Food]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Instruments ==
<gallery>
Image:Bubs with Keytar.png|<center>'''[[Bubs's keytar]]'''</center>
Image:carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Carol]]'''</center>
Image:Homestar floor tom.PNG|<center>'''[[Instruments|Homestar's Floor Tom]]'''</center>
Image:keyswordtar in action.PNG|<center>'''[[Keyswordtar]]'''</center>
Image:Ukulele and Poetry.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan's Ukulele]]'''</center>
Image:SMBass.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad's Bass]]'''</center>
Image:ssguitar.png|<center>'''[[Instruments|Strong Sad's Guitar]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Sad Violin.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad's Violin]]'''</center>
Image:Cheatdrum.PNG|<center>'''[[Characters' Instruments#The Cheat's Instruments|The Cheat's Drums]]</center>
Image:cheat keyboard.png|<center>'''[[The Cheat's keyboard]]'''</center>
Image:Worshboard.PNG|<center>'''[[Washboard]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Toys ==
<gallery>
Image:Aunt gert doll.PNG|<center>'''[[Aunt Gert]]'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
Image:Gooblies Pet Lobster.PNG|<center>'''[[Gooblies]]'''</center>
Image:grabbo arm.png|<center>'''[[Grabbo Arm]]'''</center>
Image:Lord Quackingstick.PNG|<center>'''[[Lord Quackingstick]]'''</center>
Image:donkis.png|<center>'''[[Poodonkis]]'''</center>
Image:Santaman.png|<center>'''[[Santaman]]</center>
Image:Sbrocket.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Rocket]]</center>
Image:Thedenzel.png|<center>'''[[The Denzel]]'''</center>
Image:Tony Stony 2.png|<center>'''[[Tony Stony]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Media ==

=== Books ===
<gallery>
Image:BooksinRampageEmail.PNG|<center>'''[[Authorless Books]]'''</center>
Image:Beverlybooks.png|<center>'''Books authored by [[Beverly Sportsinterviews]]'''</center>
Image:worldly record book.png|<center>'''[[Count Longardeaux's Book]]'''</center>
File:dictionary.png|<center>'''[[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail84.png|<center>'''[[kids' book|Everyone is Different]]'''</center>
Image:Limozeen coloringbook.png|<center>'''[[Limozeen Coloring Book]]'''</center>
Image:Little jakey pleasanthanks.png|<center>'''[[Little Jakey Pleasenthanks]]'''</center>
Image:Comeback.PNG|<center>'''[[More Like You Write A Book About Come-back Jokes, NERD!!]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail146.png|<center>'''Strong Bad [[pop-up]] book'''</center>
Image:That time of year.png|<center>'''[[That Time of Year]]'''</center>
Image:Fishwasdelish.PNG|<center>'''[[The Fish was Delish and it made Quite a Dish!]]'''</center>
Image:lemcover.jpg|<center>'''[[Bookazon.com|This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]'''</center>
Image:TTOM One.PNG|<center>'''How to play [[Three-to-One Marny]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Magazines ===
<gallery>
Image:Fretmagic magazine.PNG|<center>'''[[Fretmagic]]'''</center>
Image:huskyheadedboysback2school.PNG|<center>'''[[Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog]]'''</center>
Image:nerdularnerdence.png|<center>'''[[Nerdular Nerdence]]'''</center>
Image:Scarfgirl.PNG|<center>'''[[Scarfgirl]]'''</center>
Image:Hundredaire Socialite.png|<center>'''[[Stookley's Hundredaire Socialite]]'''</center>
Image:stupidcoincidencemagazine.PNG|<center>'''[[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Mad and The Cheat TV Time Cover 4.png|<center>'''[[TV Time]]'''</center>
Image:HaveEdgeTimes.png|<center>'''Have Edge Times Magazine'''</center>
</gallery>

== Music Players ==
<gallery>
Image:boom box.png|<center>'''[[booOOMbox]]'''</center>
Image:Homestar clock radio.png|<center>'''[[Clock Radio]]'''</center>
Image:djcheatequipment.png|<center>'''[[DJ Teh C.'s Equipment]]'''</center>
Image:ghettoblastro.png|<center>'''[[Ghetto Blastro]]'''</center>
Image:FlashbackJamBox.PNG|<center>'''[[Jam Box]]'''</center>
Image:Old Timey Radio.png|<center>'''[[Old Timey Radio]]'''</center>
Image:Ray-Jo.png|<center>'''[[Ray-Jo]]'''</center>
Image:Seedees.PNG|<center>'''[[SeeDees]]'''</center>
Image:Sports Use.png|<center>'''[[Sports Use]]'''</center>
Image:strongsads ipod screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Strong Sad's iPod]]'''</center>
Image:StrongSadTapePlayer.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad's Tape Player]]'''</center>
Image:Limozeen vs Sloshy.png|<center>'''[[The Cheat's Record Player]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Other Electronics ==
<gallery>
Image:atm.png|<center>'''[[ATM]]'''</center>
Image:TheBlender.PNG|<center>'''[[Blender]]'''</center>
Image:Video Camera.PNG|<center>'''[[Cameras]]'''</center>
Image:cellphone.png|<center>'''[[Cell Phones|Cell Phone]]'''</center>
Image:Cow Lamp.PNG|<center>'''[[Cow Lamp]]'''</center>
Image:fiendish freddys.png|<center>'''[[Floppy Disk Container]]'''</center>
Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|<center>'''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:FunMachine.PNG|<center>'''[[FunMachine]]'''</center>
Image:gn robot.png|<center>'''[[Grape-Nuts Robot]]'''</center>
Image:AWFy.PNG|<center>'''[[Animatronic Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:homestarclock.png|<center>'''[[Homestar's Clock]]'''</center>
Image:lectric boots2.png|<center>'''[['Lectric Boots]]'''</center>
Image:mrsbenedetto.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:Old Answering Machine.png|<center>'''[[Answering Machine|Old-tech Answering Machine]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipans Answering Machine.png|<center>'''[[PhoneTime XL8]]'''</center>
Image:Telebision Remote.PNG|<center>'''[[Remote Control]]'''</center>
Image:Smoke Detector.png|<center>'''[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Smoke Detector]]'''</center>
Image:Telegraph.PNG|<center>'''[[Supra Modern Telegram]]'''</center>
Image:Taranchlua Metal Detector.png|<center>'''[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]'''</center>
Image:teebee.PNG|<center>'''[[TeeBee]]'''</center>
Image:teebee remote.PNG|<center>'''TeeBee Remote'''</center>
Image:Caleb Rentpayer.png|<center>'''[[Telebision]]'''</center>
Image:KoT Typing.PNG|<center>'''[[Typing Tutor Turbo]]'''</center>
Image:VCR.PNG|<center>'''[[The VCR]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Power Tools ==
<gallery>
Image:Strong Mad Chainsaw.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad's Chainsaw|Chainsaw]]'''</center>
Image:Compress-OR.png|<center>'''[[CompressOR]]'''</center>
Image:bellybutton.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Drill|Drill]]'''</center>
Image:Jack Hamma.PNG|<center>'''[[Jack Hamma!]]'''</center>
Image:111cheatsolderingiron.png|<center>'''[[Laser Lemon#The Cheat's soldering iron|The Cheat's soldering iron]]'''</center>

</gallery>

== Products ==
<gallery>
Image:Ab-Abber 2000.png|<center>'''[[Ab-Abber 2000]]'''</center>
Image:BUBRUB!.png|<center>'''[[BUBRUB!]]'''</center>
Image:Cloitsterizer.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cloitsterizer]]'''</center>
Image:C'mon It's FOG!.PNG|<center>'''[[C'mon! It's FOG!]]'''</center>
Image:Ethicalchick'nbeaks.PNG|<center>'''[[Ethical Chick'n Beaks]]'''</center>
Image:s shoe box.png|<center>'''[[Freshley's]]'''</center>
Image:r Menu.PNG|<center>'''[[Grout Clean'r]]'''</center>
Image:hamburger shampoo.png|<center>'''[[Hamburger Shampoo]]'''</center>
Image:Jimmyshobbykit.PNG|<center>'''[[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]]'''</center>
Image:jobars headache medicine.PNG|<center>'''[[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]]'''</center>
Image:pencil moistener.png|<center>'''[[King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener]]'''</center>
Image:Listerine item.png|<center>'''[[Listerine]]'''</center>
Image:1ohnoyoudent.png|<center>'''[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]'''</center>
Image:yella paint.png|<center>'''[[Paint]]'''</center>
Image:Portly Washboy.gif|<center>'''[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]'''</center>
Image:Rhinestone jazzler.png|<center>'''Rhinestone Jazzler'''</center>
Image:Roach killa.png|<center>'''[[Roach Killa!]]</center>
Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|<center>'''[[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]]'''</center>
Image:School Paste.PNG|<center>'''[[School Paste]]'''</center>
Image:Super mud.png|<center>'''[[Super Mud]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Weapons ==
<gallery>
Image:bigknife.png|<center>'''[[Big Knives]]'''</center>
Image:bubs shotgun.png|<center>'''[[Bubs's shotgun]]'''</center>
Image:Guillotine.PNG|<center>'''[[Guillotine]]'''</center>
Image:Gunhaver'sGun.PNG|<center>'''[[Gunhaver's Gun]]'''</center>
Image:heavy lourde.png|<center>'''[[Heavy Lourde]]'''</center>
Image:JRBRR.PNG|<center>'''[[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]]'''</center>
Image:keyswordtar in action.PNG|<center>'''[[Keyswordtar]]'''</center>
Image:OldTimeyMarzipanWeapon.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]'''</center>
Image:StalkerSpray.png|<center>'''[[Stalker Spray]]'''</center>
Image:Bazooka.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Bazooka]]'''</center>
Image:Nunchuck Action.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Nunchucks]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Misc. ==
<gallery>
Image:aldi bag.png|<center>'''[[Aldi Bag]]'''</center>
Image:Baloneytruck.PNG|<center>'''[[Baloney Sammich Truck]]'''</center>
Image:lighter1.png|<center>'''[[BMW Lighter]]'''</center>
Image:watersoupcans.png|<center>'''[[Can of Water Soup]]'''</center>
Image:Cinderblock.png|<center>'''[[Cinder Block]]</center>
Image:Clapperboard.PNG|<center>'''[[Clapperboard]]'''</center>
Image:Cow clip.PNG|<center>'''Cow Clips'''</center>
Image:Credenza.png|<center>'''[[Credenza]]'''</center>
Image:Crisperdrawer.PNG|<center>'''[[Crisper Drawer]]'''</center>
Image:LetterPaper.png|<center>'''[[Envelope Paper]]'''</center>
Image:Gardenhose.PNG|<center>'''[[Garden Hose]]'''</center>
Image:gremlin homestarloween.png|<center>'''[[Gremlin]]'''</center>
Image:Homestarposter.PNG|<center>'''[[Hanging Objects]]</center>
Image:Le Restige.png|<center>'''[[Le Restige]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipaint.PNG|<center>'''[[Marzipan's Painting Tools]]'''</center>
Image:Nametag.png|<center>'''[[Name Tags]]'''</center>
Image:New Paper.png|<center>'''[[New Paper]]'''</center>
Image:No Loafing Sign.png|<center>'''[[No Loafing Sign]]'''</center>
Image:spoon.png|<center>'''[[Orange Bowl and Spoon]]'''</center>
Image:finetimepermamarker.png|<center>'''[[Permanent Marker]]'''</center>
Image:minerthecheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Pickaxe]]'''</center>
Image:Deckhandbill.png|<center>'''[[Playbills]]'''</center>
Image:Polymascot.PNG|<center>'''[[Polymascotfoamalate]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail138.PNG|<center>'''[[The Proud Anselmo]]'''</center>
Image:Redwhiteandbanana.PNG|<center>'''[[Red, White, and Banana]]'''</center>
Image:Drexperimento.PNG|<center>'''[[Ruby Powered Rocket]]'''</center>
Image:Space Machine.PNG|<center>'''[[The Space Machine]]'''</center>
Image:stopsign.png|<center>'''[[Stop Sign]]'''</center>
Image:fondue pot.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot]]'''</center>
Image:Sbtowel.png|<center>'''Strong Bad's Towel'''</center>
Image:Styleronecochair.PNG|<center>'''[[Styleron Ecochair]]'''</center>
Image:Glowstick.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat's Glowsticks]]'''</center>
Image:grill.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town's Grill]]'''</center>
Image:close Paper.png|<center>'''[[The Paper]]'''</center>
Image:TheStick.png|<center>'''[[The Stick]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail115.png|<center>'''[[The Time Capsule]]'''</center>
Image:trivia time jar.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters#Trivia Time|Trivia Time]]''' cookie jar</center>
Image:Uss flirtini.PNG|<center>'''[[USS Flirtini]]'''</center>
Image:wagon fulla pancakes.PNG|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
Image:WaterCooler.PNG|<center>'''[[Water Cooler]]'''</center>
Image:Whatsit Blob.PNG|<center>'''[[Whatsit]]'''</center>
Image:X-Pensive White.PNG|<center>'''[[X-Pensive White]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail59picture.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan's Chalkboard]]'''
</gallery>

== See also ==
*[[Electronic Media and Film]]
*[[Action Figure Character Variations]]
*[[Store]]

[[Category: Lists]][[Category: Items|*]]