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Peeing

2021-10-04T17:17:42Z

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[[Image:jjcpoopsmith.png|thumb|The Poopsmith's number-two specialty is Number One.]]
'''[[wikipedia:Urination|Peeing]]''' is sometimes seen and/or mentioned in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — [[Homestar Runner]] has to pee after [[The Cheat]] tricks him into drinking too much [[melonade]]. Homestar has [[The Poopsmith]] come by with a jar, which he then apparently pees into.
*[[The Luau]] — Homestar is seen behind [[Marzipan]]'s [[Marzipan's Gazebo|gazebo]], in his own words, "doing... something". When he returns, he comments that he has "gotta stop drinkin' so much melonade". After Strong Bad steals firewood from behind Marzipan's gazebo, it doesn't light, to which Homestar explains away that "it all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade..."
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Homestar [[Fourth Wall Breaks|asks if the viewers]] have voted yet, and says that he has to pee.
*Email [[2 years]] — [[Strong Bad]] imagines that [[Coach Z]] will be an inhabitant of [[Strong Badia]] in 2 years' time. Coach Z says he's just "taking a leak".
*[[Strumstar Hammer]] — Strong Bad edits the book to say, "[[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] peed and the two wandered into a nest of flying [[cars]]."
*Email [[extra plug]] — At the end of the email, Homestar and [[Strong Sad]] sing, "I really got, I really gotta pee. I really got, I really gotta pee pee" repeatedly.
*Email [[virus]] — When the screen of the [[Compy 386]] "melts" onto the floor, Strong Bad says, "And the Compy... just peed my carpet."
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Strong Bad tells a dog dressed as Homestar to "leave a sweet spot" on its owner's carpet.
*Email [[space program]] — Coach Z exclaims that he thought he was going to get to pee in a cup.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — There is a reference to [[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels|mongrel]] pee.
*Email [[mini-golf]]— The blue water at [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]] is begging "for kids to either drink it, or pee in it. Or worse, both."
*Email [[hygiene]] — Strong Bad teaches that having an "accident at school" would ruin Gene's reputation. Gene covers his pants while Strong Bad says this.
*[[Trogday 08]] — One of the lyrics is "Oh, [[Pants]] will keep on Peein'".
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Homestar says "Yahoo Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants" when the snarling hungry sheep comes running for them.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad says that a judge at the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show|pet show]], Madame Bodewell, has had it in for The Cheat ever since his lackey peed on her dress. [[Strong Mad]] then apologizes for this.
*Email [[winter pool]] (commentary) — [[Mike Chapman]] says that Strong Bad might have wet himself, judging by the way he was walking after being saved by [[The King of Town]].
*Email [[hiding]] — As Strong Bad walks into his [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|bathroom]] he mutters, "Sleepy... Sleepy pee—" before being interrupted by Homestar.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad is annoyed that Marzipan temporarily transplanted [[Credenza]] (her ficus) out of her front yard, because he wanted to pee on it. Also, he tells the audience to go relieve their "aching energy drink filled bladders" while he takes some time to dig a hole.
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]] — If you try to leave the house without talking to Strong Sad first, he says "Where are you going? You can't take on Trogdor without calling product support first! You'll void your warran-tee! And maybe your bladder!"
*[[Best Caper Ever]] — Strong Bad says The Cheat peed in Homestar's melonade.
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] — [[Crackotage]] says that seeing the [[Blue Laser Commander]] in jail has "almost got [his] pants a-peein'".
*Email [[imaginary]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad]] attempts to pee on [[Scotty Titi]].
*[[On Break]] — Strong Bad mentions "pee" as one of the breaks he has already taken that day.
* Email [[dictionary]] — The Cheat is apparently being potty trained, and has wet linen sheets several times, as hinted by the dictionary article for "hwimswelf".
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — When Strong Sad says, Homestar "goed and goed until he finally went", Homestar stops walking and says, "Ew!" To "go" and, particularly, to have "went" are both euphemisms for peeing.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Strong Bad asks Homestar if the sight of [[Pom Pom]]'s ghost makes him want to pee his pants.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad states that Homestar's haunted house hasn't "made [his] pants entertain the thought of peeing themselves even once".
*[[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]] — The [[Videlectrix Guys]] display a "Pee-Pants-ometer" as they play ''Haunted House''.
*[[Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]] — The drawing of Strong Sad's [[Severed Body Parts|severed]] [[soolnd]] is disguised as a bathroom for chefs to pee.

==See Also==
*[[Wetting the Bed]]
*[[Whatsit]]

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Mysfit-steries Character Variations

2021-10-02T02:42:43Z

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In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[high school]], [[Strong Bad]] took a guess as to what the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] gang was like back in high school. This page elaborates on how Strong Bad remembered what the characters were like in their '''teenage years''' It should be noted, however, that Strong Bad himself admits that he has "an extremely unphotographic" (or "doodle") memory, and it is therefore uncertain to what extent these recollections are accurate. They are portrayed in the show [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]], which appears to be a parody of [[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]] and other [[Hanna-Barbera]] mystery cartoons.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Description !! Appearances
|-id="Teenage Homestar Runner"
| align="center" | [[File:Homestar in highschool.png|100px|"I don't want to take any chances. We should play in a band, just to be safe."]] || '''Teenage [[Homestar Runner]]'''
[[Image:011206 sketchbook teen homestars.PNG|thumb|Other Teenage Homestar Runners from [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-01-12|Sketchbook]].]]
He appears on the show [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]] with his friends Marzipan, Strong Bad, and Strong Mad, all in their teenage years. Unlike the regular Homestar, he has brown hair, a blue jersey with the number 9, red-and-white vertically-striped pants, and black shoes. His eyes point sideways, and he seems more levelheaded than his regular counterpart. He also lacks Homestar's trademark [[Homestar Runner Without His Speech Impediment|rhotacism]]. Strong Bad and Strong Mad are frequently trying to get Teenage Homestar out of his [[-èd|stripèd]] pants. He also has his friends play in a band, just to be safe; he himself plays [[Left Handedness|left-handed]] guitar. He is similar to [[Wikipedia:Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo)|Fred]] on Scooby-Doo. In "Halloween Hijinks", he traded in the striped pants for white ones with pale blue and pink zig-zags in an effort to "branch out".

Alternate sketches of Teenage Homestar appeared in the Sketchbook four days after his debut email was released. The first sketch depicts him with a hat, longer hair, and a polo shirt. The second shows him with slanted eyes, a droopier underbite, shorter hair, and an exclamation mark on his shirt. The third has his usual star shirt, a slight beard, and lowered eyelids. Over a decade later, he was recreated in [[Squintmoji Character Variations|squintmoji form]] by Strong Bad on his Twitter account.
| [[high school]], [[Sketchbook]] ([[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-01-12|Jan 12 2006]]), [[@StrongBadActual]] ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#902876781434343425|Aug 30 2017]]), [[Halloween Hijinks]]
|-id="Teenage Marzipan"
| align="center" | [[File:Marzipan_in_highschool.png|100px|"Stampers! My long lost uncle's abandoned pie factory sure is mysterious."]] || '''Teenage [[Marzipan]]'''
In contrast to the normal, "adult" Marzipan, this teenage persona features a nose and visible human legs. She also has more realistic proportions and her hair is not in a ponytail. She wears a pink dress with a yellow belt, a purple bandana around her neck, and purple shoes. In spite of her [[Normal-Human Characters|human-like proportions]], she still [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacks arms]]. Despite this, she can play the tambourine, and does so in the gang's band. She has a long-lost uncle who owns a now-abandoned [[pie]] [[Pie Factory|factory]], which she believes is mysterious, although Teenage Strong Bad doesn't agree. Teenage Marzipan looks like [[Wikipedia:Daphne Blake|Daphne]] of the show Scooby-Doo, and parodies the gang's nonsense catch phrases with expressions like "Stampers!" and "Zigglies!"
| [[high school]], [[Halloween Hijinks]]
|-id="Teenage Strong Bad"
| align="center" | [[File:Strong Bad in highschool.png|100px|"Ah, there's no such thing as 'mysterious'."]] || '''Teenage [[Strong Bad]]'''
He looks like his usual counterpart, but with an opening mouth as opposed to his usual [[Tangle|fleshtangle]]. He also wears a green backwards baseball cap with a pink brim, resembling that regularly worn by [[Coach Z]]. He is taller than the regular Strong Bad, with longer, droopier arms, a longer neck, and a slumped posture, resembling that of [[Senor Cardgage]]. He plays keyboard in their band, despite [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|having boxing gloves for hands]]. He and Strong Mad are always trying to "liberate" Homestar from his ridiculous stripèd pants. He doesn't believe in "mysterious". Strong Bad appears to have the stature of "[[Wikipedia:Norville "Shaggy" Rogers|Shaggy]]" from various Scooby-Doo television series. His hat also bears the color of Shaggy's green shirt and reddish pants.
| [[high school]], [[alternate universe]], [[Halloween Hijinks]]
|-id="Teenage Strong Mad"
| align="center" | [[File:Strong Mad in highschool.png|150px|Teenage brother Graw Mad]] || '''Teenage [[Strong Mad]]'''
He has brown curly hair on his head, square [[Cool Shades#Other glasses|glasses]] with no arms, [[acne]], and a nervous expression. His singlet is a brighter blue, and has a lowercase "m" and a period. Unlike his modern day counterpart, he appears to have more fat than muscle. He is also a rounder shape. He and Strong Bad are always trying to "liberate" Homestar from his ridiculous stripèd pants. He looks very similar to [[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Velma]] on the show Scooby-Doo.

A [[Teen Strong Mad|teenage version]] of Strong Mad in the normal Homestar Runner style was later seen in [[imaginary]]. It greatly resembles this version, but with slight facial hair, rounder glasses, an angrier expression with bigger eyebrows, and a different "M" on his singlet. He looks more like the regular Strong Mad.
| [[high school]], [[Halloween Hijinks]]

|-id="Creepy Night Watchmen Bubs and Coach Z"
|align=center| [[File:z_and_b.PNG|150px|The creepy night watchmen]] || '''Night Watchman [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]]'''
Coach Z's appearance is based on his [[Other Character Variations#Afro Coach Z|1974 design]], with brown hair and a mustache. Bubs has a fully opening mouth and a more humanoid head shape with a black beard. Both characters wear night watchmen uniforms, and have black eyes with bags under them, as well as black eyebrows.
| [[Halloween Hijinks]]

|-id="Councilman Zonepermit"
|align=center| [[File:zoning2.PNG|150px|Councilman Zonepermit]] || '''Councilman Zonepermit'''
Councilman Zonepermit is [[the King of Town]]'s counterpart. He has a [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|visible mouth]] and [[Lack of Visible Arms|arms]]. He wears glasses instead of a crown, and his mustache and balding hair is gray.
| [[Halloween Hijinks]]

|-id="Stave it Off Guy"
|align=center| [[File:stave bean.PNG|150px|Stave it Off Guy dressed as Large Bean]] || '''[[Stave it Off Guy]]'''
Stave it Off Guy murders Councilman Zonepermit because he wouldn't give Stave it Off Guy a permit. He looks about the same as his usual appearance.
| [[Halloween Hijinks]]

|-id="Large Bean"
|align=center| [[File:HijinksLargeBean.png|150px|Large Bean]] || '''[[Large Bean (character)|Large Bean]]'''
He has a visible mouth, and eyebrows above the spot in the center of his head. He wears a tattered green robe that covers his claw-like hands.
| [[Halloween Hijinks]]
|}

==See Also==
*[[Middle School Variation]]
*[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation]]

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high school

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[[Image:highschool.png|thumb|"Ahh, there's no such thing as mysterious."]]

Patrick asks Strong Bad about his younger years.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}} (as [[Middle School Variation#The Diapersmith|The Diapersmith]]), {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]], {{Film|Bubs}} (as [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]), [[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]], {{Film|The Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), [[Don Knotts]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Sickly Sam}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], Abandoned [[Pie Factory]], High [[School]], Middle School, [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA|Free Petry Dish USA]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand]], [[Wikipedia:Rome|Rome]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Sunday, January 8, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:02

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' It's the email, baby, lunch juice!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>Subject: high school</div>
Hey Strong bad! 
What were you like during highschool? 
Sincerely, 
Patrick Cowiche WA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stretches out "Hey Strong Bad!", says "high-shool... er, highs- high school. highschool (as one word)" instead of just "high school", and reads "Cowiche WA" as one word.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, cowichewa to you too, Patrique. Now, I have an extremely unphotographic memory. So, I guess that'd be more like a drawing, or a doodle. Like a doodle memory. ''{clears screen}'' But I would hazard a guess that we were probably just like other cartoons were in high school, i.e. we were a team of super sleuths.

''{Cut to a splash screen titled "The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries" with "story by Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez" in the lower right. Crudely drawn teenage versions of Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Mad, and Strong Bad stand abreast in the center. Dissolve to teenage Marzipan in an old building.}''

'''TEENAGE MARZIPAN:''' Stampers! My long lost uncle's abandoned pie factory sure is mysterious.

''{Cut to a wider shot showing the entire gang.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Ah, there's no such thing as "mysterious".

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't want to take any chances. ''{close up shot}'' We should play in a band, just to be safe.

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Marzipan, and Homestar Runner playing the keyboard, the drums, the tambourine, and the electric guitar, respectively, on a blue backdrop. "Mysfit-steries" is printed on the face of the bass drum.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing without his usual speech impediment}'' Havin' fun with my friends. Words about a mystery. Shakin' hands with my man...

''{Cut back to the Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And when we weren't debating the existence of mysterious, Strong Mad and I were all the time trying to liberate Homestar from those ridiculous striped ''{pronounced "stripèd"}'' pants.

''{Cut to teenage Strong Mad, Homestar, and Strong Bad near some lockers. Strong Mad and Strong Bad hold ropes attached to hooks in the ceiling and floor, which then run through hooks on Homestar's waistline. A magnet lies next to Homestar's feet.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?

''{Cut back to the Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's what highschool ''{pronounced "high-shool", as before}'' was like. In, um, middle school we were a bunch of melon-headed babies with gigantic eyes and enormous...

''{A baby-sized Coach Z tosses a box marked "NOT A BALL!" up and down, with a plush football beside him. Strong Bad continues, voicing over.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...imaginations.

'''BABY COACH Z:''' ''{high-pitched, childish voice}'' I'm pretending I'm the craptain of the foortball torm!

''{As Coach Z says this, the nursery-school style background is replaced with a black and white image of a football field.}''

''{Push pan to a baby Strong Bad in a diaper with a small blue cap on his head. He sits holding an [[Nintendo|NES]] controller.}''

'''BABY STRONG BAD:''' ''{high-pitched, childish voice}'' I'm pretending I'm playing better video games! ''{[[Atari 2600]] sound effects play in the background.}'' Aw, man! That freakin' duck swallowed both my pixels!

''{Push pan to a baby Strong Sad and a baby The Poopsmith. Baby Strong Sad has a pink bow in his hair, long eyelashes, and a frilly divide between his torso and trunk. The baby Poopsmith wears a blue baby bonnet and holds a stained rattle, with a large pile of dirty diapers behind him.}''

'''BABY STRONG SAD:''' I'm pretending I'm not sitting next to The Diapersmith.

''{As Strong Sad says this, the background, including The Diapersmith's diapers, is replaced by a black and white image of the Wright brothers' airplane.}''

''{The Diapersmith turns to baby Strong Sad and blows a raspberry.}''

''{Black and white image vanishes. Pan to the legs of Homestar Runner, who is wearing puffy red and white pants and holding a broom.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now you children skedaddle. ''{pushes sweeping end of broom at The Diapersmith and Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voicing over, in normal voice}'' And going even unnecessarily further back, ''{as Strong Bad says this, baby Pom Pom bounds by the screen, with a Bumble Ball body form and no distinguishable head.}'' we were all a bunch of plucky parameciums  living in Free Petry  Dish USA.

''{Cut to a petri dish with a liquid inside resembling the shape of the United States of America.}''

''{Cut to a paramecium Bubs floating in a box marked "BUB5AMECIUM'S PROTOZOA STAND". A paramecium Homestar floats up.}''

'''HOMESTARMECIUM:''' Hey there, Bubsamecium. I need to buy some embarrassing items for my embarrassing body parts.

'''BUBSAMECIUM:''' Certainly! Six tubes of rear-end cream coming right up! ''{He brings out a bag with said tubes of cream, and gives it to Homestarmecium.}''

''{Cut to a close-up of a viral Strong Bad resembling a [[Wikipedia: Bacteriophage|bacteriophage]].}''

'''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' Oh ho ho! Whatcha buying there, Homestarmecium?

''{Cut to a wide shot. Strongbadiophage "walks" in from the left.}''

'''HOMESTARMECIUM:''' Uh-oh, it's Strongbadiophage. Um, uh, these are for my twin brother! ''{Homestarmecium divides into two of himself, and both speak in unison}'' These are for my twin brother! ''{the two Homestarmecia divide into four}'' These are for my twin brother! ''{the four divide into eight}'' These are for my twin brother!

'''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' Aaaahh!! ''{he runs off}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy 486.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And then, of course, before that we were ''{pause}'' Romans...living in Roman times. And Don Knotts was always showing up. So there you go, Patrice. Just the facts. ''{types the score on different lines}'' Strong Bad Emails: 1, Not Strong Bad Emails: 0. ''{stops typing}'' You guys keep score at home. I'll see you next time. ''{runs off singing}'' Oh, havin' fun with my friends...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Unphotographic.png|thumb|right|200px|Unphotographic]]
*Click on the word "unphotographic" to reveal a photographic memory of the [[caper|jumble caper]].
**Click on the resulting image to reveal the doodle memory version of the same event. Strong Bad is carrying a large gemstone out of a vault, [[The Cheat]] is drawn as a rattlesnake-like creature carrying a turkey on a platter, and a sign points to the right reading "Subwoofers".
*Click on the word "Roman" after the paper comes down to see what those times were like.
:''{Cut to The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad in a black and white Roman land. The Homestar Runner is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Julius Caesar|Julius Caesar]] and Old-Timey Strong Bad is dressed as a [[Wikipedia:Legionary|Roman legionary]].}''
:'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... aqueduct.
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Hm... yes! Vomitorium!
:'''DON KNOTTS:''' ''{pokes head in}'' Andy?
:''{Pan to Sickly Sam wearing a sack reading "OLIVES". He vanishes, and an [[Wikipedia:Ionic order|Ionic column]] takes his place.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===

*"Cowichewa to you too" is an aural allusion to "konnichi wa", a basic Japanese greeting.
*Homestarmecium, despite his name, is drawn without a nucleus. This suggests that he could actually be construed as a [[Wikipedia:Bacteria|bacterium]] (a [[Wikipedia:Prokaryote|prokaryote]]), rather than a [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]] (a [[Wikipedia:Eukaryote|eukaryote]]), and that he replicates himself using [[Wikipedia:Binary fission|binary fission]] (eukaryotes replicate via [[Wikipedia:Mitosis|mitosis]]).
**On the other hand, the "hairs" on his head area may suggest he's a [[Wikipedia:Ciliate|ciliate]], not a bacterium. However, since some bacteria have cilia as well, this is not conclusive. While Bubs also has "cilia" patches, his outline suggests the stereotypical image of an amoeba rather than the typical "footprint" shape of a paramecium.
*Strongbadiophage, which has a hexagonal head upon a column ending in 6 legs, appears to be a T4 Phage [[Wikipedia:Bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]. This type of [[Wikipedia:Virus|virus]] attacks bacteria, not paramecia, and forces the host cell to create copies of the virus by modifying the cell's DNA.
**Just as "bacteriophage" means "one who devours bacteria," "Strongbadiophage" may be taken to mean "one who devours [[Strong Badia]]" or simply "one who devours Strong Bad".
*The Homestar Runner mentions [[Wikipedia:Aqueducts|aqueducts]]. The Roman Aqueduct system is perhaps the most famous ever built, running over 250 miles across their empire and supplying over a million gallons of water a day to ancient Rome alone.
*A Roman [[Wikipedia:Vomitorium|vomitorium]] was a passage situated below or behind a tier of seats in an amphitheatre, through which the crowds could "spew out" of the building at the end of a show (essentially an exit). Contrary to popular belief, it does not refer to a place where people would go to vomit.
*In the Roman Easter egg, Sickly Sam is wearing a sack that says OLIVES; these were quite valuable in that era, both as a foodstuff and a source of oil which could be used for fuel, cleaning, etc.
*Patrique and Patrice are French variants of the name Patrick, although Patrice is also used in the Anglophone world as a feminine first name.

===Trivia===
*When this email was released, the [[Main Page Messages|main page button]] read "new strong bad email" and "nothing else!". The site had just experienced a then-unusually long hiatus (35 days) since the last major update.
*"[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]" is written by Youdbetterbelieveit [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]].
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad makes up a buncha stuff that's not true. Don't you believe a word of it!"

===Remarks===
[[Image:Homestarmecium-cutaway.jpg|thumb|right|Homestarmecia, before and after cutaway]]
*Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by acknowledging the fact that he is a cartoon character.
*Teenage Marzipan has [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's legs|legs]].
*This email appears to support the idea that Strong Bad and Homestar were once friends, as was first suggested by Homestar in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*Teenage Homestar plays guitar [[Left Handedness|left-handed]].
*Teenage Homestar [[Singing Out Of Tune|sings out of tune]].
*While Strong Mad generally plays bass (i.e. [[Cool Tapes]]), his teenage counterpart plays the drums, normally played by [[The Cheat]].
*Baby Coach Z wearing green pajamas supports the theory that he wears a green body suit, as Strong Bad questioned in [[labor day]].
*Strong Bad seems to be a little confused on Coach Z's age: In his "middle school" flashback, Coach Z appears about the same age as he is, but in [[stand-up]], Strong Sad's video tape reveals that Coach Z was already an adult when Strong Bad was a little kid. Their conflicting ages were also seen in [[record book]], which also shows that Strong Bad resembled his Lil' self as a baby, as opposed to the melon-headed variant.
**He also seems to be confused on the age of Homestar. In the high school variant, Homestar appears to be a teenager, much like all of them. However, in the middle school variant, Homestar acts as the babysitter for the other characters, who are toddlers.
*[[Wikipedia:Petri dish|Petri dish]] is misspelled in "Free Petry Dish USA" as a reference to [[Free Country, USA]].
*When Homestarmecium replicates himself, he does so horizontally, each time. However, every time the screen pulls out, the Homestarmecia are lined up vertically prior to the next replication, despite having never moved from their horizontal alignment.
*The high-school aged Homestar's eyes appear to be essentially his normal eyes rotated 90° clockwise.
*According to his name, Strongbadiophage is a virus. However, he is the same size as the full cells of Homestarmecium and Bubsamecium. In real life, most viruses are far smaller than any single cell.
*Homestarmecium, Bubsamecium and Strongbadiophage are [[portmanteaus]].

===Goofs===
*When The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries title card drops down, Strong Bad's head is seen in front of the card for one frame.
*Baby Strong Bad's right eye doesn't have the star-shaped pupil as his left does.
*When Strong Bad says "we were a bunch of melon-headed babies with gigantic eyes...", there is a slight skip in the audio when Strong Bad says "gigantic".

===Fixed Goofs===
[[Image:20060108 highschool masking goof.png|thumb|Masking goof]]
[[Image:Mysfit-steries.PNG|thumb|An unsettling mistake]]
*When the email was released, Strong Bad's reflection went outside of the Lappy's screen as he got up. This occurred due to lack of using a masking effect. This was corrected shortly after it was released.
*Originally, on the Mysfit-steries title screen, Strong Mad's fist was visibly protruding from between Marzipan's thighs. This too was fixed promptly.

===Inside References===
*The photo from the "[[Wikipedia:Eidetic memory|photographic memory]]" Easter egg is a screen shot from [[caper]].
*There is another reference to [[Homestar Runner's pants]].
*The "[[Pie]] factory" was originally mentioned in [[stunt double]], though the location bears a resemblance to [[The Old Pietimer Place|Eustice Pietimer's estate]] in [[That A Ghost]].
*The horizontal lines on the wall of the middle school may be a reference to the lines on the wall of the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]].
*During his song, Homestar mentions "shaking hands with my man", possibly supporting the notion that he has [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible hands]].
*The "[[-èd|stripèd]]" pronunciation was used previously in [[New Boots]] to describe the [[Striped Green Rabbit]].
*The "freakin' [[duck]]" is a reference to one of the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes|deleted scenes]] in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]], and also to [[Main Page 13]]. In this context, it most likely refers to the [[Atari Dragon]].

*Baby Strong Bad has a star-shaped reflection in his left eye and a swirl on his chin, which can also be seen in the [[Strong Bad 404 Error Page|Old 404 page]] and [[Main Page 11]].
*Strong Bad gives part of the score at the end as "[[Not X|Not Strong Bad Emails]]". Also, the box Baby Coach Z is playing with is labeled "Not a Ball!".
*Baby Coach Z is seen playing with a [[cardboard box]].

===Real-World References===
*"The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries" parodies ''[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]]'', as well as numerous other [[Hanna-Barbera]] cartoons such as ''Jabberjaw'', ''Josie and the Pussycats'', ''The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan'', and ''Speed Buggy''. These cartoons featured common themes of teenagers and young adults solving mysteries and occasionally playing together in bands.
**In addition, "Stampers" is a parody of the ubiquitous nonsensical Scooby-Doo exclamations, such as "Jinkies!", "Jeepers!", and "Zoinks!" and [[Teenage Strong Bad]]'s comment on "no such thing as mysterious" is a play on the repeated claims of characters saying "There's no such things as ghosts", mostly used in the similar cartoons.
*The "middle school" portion of the email parodies ''[[The Muppets|Jim Henson's Muppet Babies]]'' and other American cartoons that followed the trend of [[Wikipedia:Younger versions of cartoon characters|presenting established characters in a franchise as children or toddlers]] (such as ''Scooby-Doo'').
*Based on the "freakin' duck", Baby Strong Bad is most likely playing [[Wikipedia:Adventure (Atari 2600)|Adventure]].
*The black and white picture behind Baby Strong Sad and The Diapersmith is from the historic [[Wikipedia:Image:Wrightflyer.jpg|first flight]] made by the [[Wikipedia:Wright brothers|Wright brothers]] in 1903 at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.
**Live action backdrops such as this one and the football field behind Baby Coach Z were used in Muppet Babies when the babies would use their imaginations.
*Homestar as the matronly nursery character saying "Now you children skedaddle" is a reference to and hybrid of both Nanny from Muppet Babies and the Mammy-Two-Shoes character from [[Wikipedia:Tom and Jerry (MGM)|Tom and Jerry]]. The costume and Southern colloquialisms are suggestive of the "Mammy" character, who often wallops the cat with a broom when he misbehaves. "Nanny", likewise, was only shown from the waist down.
*Baby Pom Pom's peglike limbs give him the appearance of a [[Wikipedia:Bumble Ball|Bumble Ball]].
*[[Wikipedia:Don Knotts|Don Knotts]] (1924-2006), who passed away shortly after this email was released, was an actor best known for playing [[Wikipedia:Barney Fife|Barney Fife]] on [[Wikipedia:The Andy Griffith Show|''The Andy Griffith Show'']]. He also twice guest-starred in the ''New Scooby-Doo Movies'' cartoons.
*The "Roman times" Easter egg is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:The Roman Holidays|The Roman Holidays]]'', a Hanna Barbera animated sitcom from 1972. Like ''[[Wikipedia:The Flintstones|The Flintstones]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:The Jetsons|The Jetsons]]'' before it, the basic premise was plunking a typical sitcom family into another time period (in this case, 63 A.D.).
*"Just the facts" is a reference to the phrase "Just the facts, ma'am", which was made popular by the TV police procedural [[Wikipedia:Dragnet (drama)|Dragnet]], despite the fact the phrase was [http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/dragnet.htm never used on the show].

===Fast Forward===

*Teenage Strong Bad reappears in the abandoned factory and is seen in the supergroup in [[alternate universe]].
*Teenage Strong Mad reappears in his room during the Strong Bad Email [[imaginary]], although he looks slightly different. This may be due to the fact that Strong Bad has a "doodle memory".
*[[Halloween Hijinks]] features a full "episode" of [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]], including Teenage Strong Bad finally succeeding in his efforts to liberate Teenage Homestar from his pants.

== DVD Version ==

*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], and [[Karen Wagner]])

'''MATT:''' You guys went to high school, right?

'''MIKE:''' I've been to high school once!

'''KAREN:''' Yeah, I— I went to the same high school!

'''MATT:''' Me too, though. DHS, '92!

'''KAREN:''' '88!

'''MATT:''' And ye— And yes, and yes, and yes we are the best! ''{laughs}'' Strong Bad has a serious problem discerning, uh, people's, like names, uh their—

'''KAREN:''' —from the state that they live in.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah—

'''KAREN:''' ...or country.

'''MATT:''' —And also usually in—includes their little, uh, signoff... What's the opposite of a salutation? What do you call the "Sincerely"?

'''MIKE:''' A ''val''utation.

''{laughter}''

'''KAREN:''' An ''un''utation.

'''MIKE:''' An unutation!

'''MATT:''' ''{in response to the "Mysfit-steries" title screen}'' Um, so, this is not a parody of anything; this is a completely original idea that we came up with.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah!

'''MATT:''' Stampers! There was stampers!

'''MIKE:''' That's—

'''MATT:''' — an homage to Neil!

'''KAREN:''' Another— another reference to Neil!

'''MIKE:''' There's Homestar, in his sweet Jim McMahon jersey with no sleeves!

'''KAREN:''' Stripe— stripèd pants!

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Stri— he's wearing a mid-'80s, uh, football player, but then his pants are clearly, like, late '70s.

'''MIKE:''' Well, his pants are also, um, Indiana University's basketball team, their warmups are those pants.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, they're awesome.

'''KAREN:''' They're striped?!

'''MIKE:''' They look like clowns. Yeah, it looks like a circus when they're in their pre-game warmups.

'''MATT:''' Well, doesn't our brother Donnie have a pair? I feel like there's a picture of all of us from, like, you know, '78 or something, and Donnie's wearing some ridiculous stripèd pants!

'''MIKE:''' Homestar looks kinda like Donnie... ''{laughter}'' from the '70s!

'''MATT:''' He does! If we put giant glasses on him?

'''KAREN:''' Yep, that would be him!

'''MATT:''' —and tube socks pulled up to his neck!

''{laughter}''

'''MIKE:''' Sorry, Donnie. He's not even here to defend himself.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's ch—

'''KAREN:''' Poor guy.

'''MATT:''' —cheap shots. Cheap shots. Donnie's responsible for... the reason we— we're funny at all

'''MATT:''' ''{In response to the "middle school" scene}'' This is also not a parody of anything.

'''KAREN:''' Nope! ''{chuckles}''

'''MIKE:''' I like how this— the wall in Strong Bad's nursery is ''similar'', but just more baby-oriented.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''KAREN:''' ''{laughs}'' Pink, and baby yellow...

'''MATT:''' I should paint that in, uh, in my nursery!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, there you go!

'''KAREN:''' Okay, seriously, we need to make a onesie that has the little—

'''MATT:''' Diapersmith? ''{laughs}''

'''KAREN:''' —little Diapersmith on it. ''{laughs}'' I do get requests for, uh, you know, Poopsmith baby clothes!

'''MIKE:''' Makes sense!

'''MATT:''' What are those balls called, that Pom Pom just looked like?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, the Bumble Balls?

''{speaking simultaneously}'' 
'''MATT:''' Yeah, those things. They jiggle— yeah! ''{laughs}'' 
'''MIKE:''' You turn 'em on, and they just jiggle!

'''MATT:''' We should maybe, uh, I can't tell if it's just this monitor, but that background is really nice. You can't really see it on this monitor. Mike made this creepy cellular background. ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' That's the only cellular device I have, is a cellular background.

''{laughter}''

'''MATT:''' It's true.

'''KAREN:''' I think those things kinda freak out, um, [[Little Girl]] a little bit.

'''MATT AND MIKE:''' Really?

'''KAREN:''' She didn't like those, unh-uh.

'''MATT:''' She doesn't like those sh— Homestarmeciums?

'''KAREN:''' No, she doesn't like 'em.

'''MIKE:''' So there was a show that was not, uh, very widely seen called ''The Holidays'', that was basically ''The Jetsons'' and ''The Flinstones'', but in, uh, Roman times, and they had a pet lion.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''KAREN:''' I do ''not'' remember that at all!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah! Yeah, I—I saw it a few times on the ''USA Cartoon Express''.

'''MATT:''' That's right.

=== Fun Facts ===

*[[Wikipedia:Jim McMahon|Jim McMahon]] was an NFL quarterback who played from 1982 until 1996. McMahon played for the [[Wikipedia:Chicago Bears|Chicago Bears]] during the early part of his career and led the team to a Super Bowl victory. He wore jersey number 9 for his entire career.
*''[[Wikipedia:USA Cartoon Express|USA Cartoon Express]]'' was a block of cartoon programming on the [[Wikipedia:USA Network|USA Network]] in the '80s and '90s.
*The opposite of a salutation is a [[Wikipedia:valediction|valediction]].

==External Links==
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Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship

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[[Image:ss getting hopped on.png|thumb|"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."]]
''From the [[Adventure Gamers Interview - 12 Dec 2008|Adventure Gamers Interview]]:''
<blockquote>'''MATT:''' The dynamic between Strong Bad and Strong Sad is sorta like Mike and I growing up. Only I wasn't as depressed as Strong Sad and Mike wasn't as cool as Strong Bad. But the beatings are pretty accurate.</blockquote>

'''[[Strong Bad]]'s relationship with [[Strong Sad]]''' usually consists of Strong Bad hurting or making fun of Strong Sad, though not all the time. He has given Strong Sad various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] and often hurts him. However, Strong Bad and Strong Sad occasionally get along, usually when Strong Bad is in need of an assistant. It appears that Strong Bad is at least partly responsible for his little brother's depression; Strong Sad [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon|writes]] that in his big brother's absence, "[He feels] cooler, and less like [he sucks] so bad".

==Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad==

*Strong Bad has created various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] for Strong Sad.
*[[Old Characters Page]] and [[Yearbook Character Page]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad are said to have disowned Strong Sad a long time ago, but they eventually "accepted" him again according to [[Second Games Menu]].
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad ties Strong Sad to a spinning wheel and throws a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] at him.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]] — Strong Sad recalls a time Strong Bad filled his underwear with bologna and read his journal out in public when they were kids.
*Email [[depressio]] — Strong Bad gives out Strong Sad's email address so that the viewers can insult him.
*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — [[Li'l Strong Bad]] threatened to "punsh" [[Li'l Strong Sad]] in the back.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Sad says that he gets locked in the bathtub every [[Decemberween]], which is implied to be Strong Bad's doing.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Strong Bad glues Strong Sad's hands to his face twice, then to his butt.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Strong Sad's pumpkin a last place ribbon.
*Email [[50 emails]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell Strong Sad's [[soolnds]] to poachers.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]:
**Strong Bad punched Strong Sad in the knee, then had [[Strong Mad]] punch him in the knee.
**Strong Bad funneled rain onto Strong Sad while he was taking a nap.
**Strong Bad put a post-it note on Strong Sad's face while he was sleeping and attempted to deface his blog.
*Email [[cheat talk]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the stomach with the [[Compy 386]]'s keyboard.
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's drawing of a [[Dragons|dragon]] with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad dead several times.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] set fire to Strong Sad's underwear.
*Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad threw at least two [[cake]]s at Strong Sad and flips him off.
*Email [[privileges]] — Strong Bad encourages The Cheat to drill Strong Sad's face and hands.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to draw on himself and star in the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial. When Strong Sad protests, Strong Bad threatens his stuffed lobster [[Gooblies]].
*[[Strong Sad's Character Video]] — Strong Sad states that he has two brothers who like to pummel him every hour on the hour.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]] him on dangerous scenes.
*Email [[date]] — Strong Bad seems to have coerced Strong Mad into pummeling Strong Sad, and has given Strong Mad a (hidden camera equipped) class ring with which to do so. Strong Bad uses the camera to record the infraction and watches it approvingly.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad forced Strong Sad to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad" and flicked his "ear".
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad steals and vandalizes Strong Sad's book.
*Email [[2 years]] — Strong Bad believes that he locked Strong Sad in the dryer, while he was really locked in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad repeatedly jumps on Strong Sad while saying "I hate you" over and over.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad slips Strong Sad some caffeine, eventually causing him to pass out. Then he rumors to everyone he is dead and adopted.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad presumably turns Strong Sad into an indentured servant.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad he is a [[Waste of X|waste of]] fat space.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals [[Strong Sad's iPod]].
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad draws on Strong Sad with his "[[Permanent Marker|Light Pen]]".
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad makes "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular", a show in his [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]].
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad trains people to attack Strong Sad and insults his suggestions of "attacks".
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich and forces him to stunt double for Strong Mad on dangerous scenes.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad messes with Strong Sad's movie and steals his spotlight from the commentary.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad makes fun of Strong Sad by drawing a two-legged elephant named [[Tendafoot]].
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad and Homestar's song disgusting.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad threatens Strong Sad through [[haiku]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] intro — Strong Bad [[Kicking The Cheat|kicks The Cheat]] into Strong Sad.
*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to act like a disc jockey, [[The Deathly Pallor]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — This year, Strong Sad is actually seen locked inside of the bathtub.
*Email [[origins]] — Li'l Strong Bad presumably made Strong Sad a [[belly button]] with an electric drill, then as an adult threatens him with a second bellybutton.
*Email [[best thing]] — Strong Bad throws the remote at Strong Sad.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad insults Strong Sad's weight, as well as his poetry.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad convinces Strong Sad that all his underwear somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction so he can watch ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]''.
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad "awards" Strong Sad the record for "Biggest Waste of [[Dump]]".
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad drops Strong Sad through a trapdoor.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad implies that he stole 500 bucks from Strong Sad to run a booth at the con.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad buries Strong Sad in the ground up to his chest.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Bad traps Strong Sad in a fake snowman and uses [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchucks]] to beat him.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the head with a "hard disk", which is actually a floppy disk.
*Email [[narrator]] — One part of Strong Bad's movie trailer includes an octopus thrown at Strong Sad, while another trailer has Strong Sad hit by a dead goose launched out of the dryer.
*Email [[pop-up]] — One page of the book allows the reader to pour gray cement, ram's [[blood]], Boston cream or Magic Eye on Strong Sad's head. The page also has a flab-tab.
*Email [[candy product]] — Strong Bad sticks Strong Sad's head in [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]]'s ceiling.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad falls asleep while Strong Sad describes his idea for Strong Bad's 150th email.
*[[Kid Speedy]] — Strong Bad threatens to steal Strong Sad's two dollars.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad on the head to wake him up.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad's act as, "Stupid's stupid [[crap]] that I hate".
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad puts wildebeest pheromones into Strong Sad's laundry (again).
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Strong Bad [[ornament]] "bedazzles" the Strong Sad ornament off of the [[Decemberween]] tree, smashing him.
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad threatens to beat Strong Sad up after he talks constantly during a movie.
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad carrying a jar containing Strong Bad's corpse while being whipped by The Cheat. He later imagines coming back to life to stop Strong Sad from performing an interpretive dance.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat sue Strong Sad for custody of Not-So-Thin Mints by throwing water balloons at him.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad harvests Strong Sad's DNA.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad breaks a record over Strong Sad's head, causing one shard to become lodged in his scalp.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad says "[he] would rather [[Death|die]]" than play "''Cats'': the Musical" with Strong Sad.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Bad denies invitations to join Strong Sad's friend list at virtualpizz.biz and calls him "Thelonius Dump".
*Email [[slumber party]] — Early on, Strong Bad speaks of dislocating the shoulders of younger siblings. Later on, Strong Sad appears with his arm in a sling. Additionally, Strong Bad tells the viewers that Strong Sad used to miss their [[Parents|mother]] during the slumber parties they held in their basement and forces him to admit that this happened once a week for ten years. Strong Bad later attempts to dislocate Strong Sad's other shoulder.
*Email [[business trip]] — Strong Bad leaves Strong Sad's lecture right after the introduction.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad jokes that the only inaccuracy he can find with a hideous Strong Sad costume is the fact the person wearing it is hugging a female.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The photo labeled "Master of the 1/8th Nelson!" shows Strong Bad's arm grabbing Strong Sad below his own arm.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on Strong Sad and Marzipan.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad gets back at Strong Sad for coming up with a fan fiction of his own: He causes an entire bag of Twizzlers to fall out of his mouth, has him squeezed by a eight-foot sandwich constrictor and introduces a [[naked Homestar Runner]] to the story.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat to shoot at Strong Sad with a harpoon gun, as well as [[Coach Z]] wearing a large [[Drive-Thru]] Whale costume.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Bad attempts to throw a rotten Easter egg at Strong Sad.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Bad ridicules Strong Sad's skin condition.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat to switch to capturing Strong Sad in a cage.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat throw feathers at Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to join [[Strong Badia]]. He later tricks Strong Sad into getting his [[Made-Up Body Parts|Pretendix]] removed. Strong Bad claims to have done surgeries on Strong Sad if the katana is used on him. Interestingly, there appear to be limits on how far Strong Bad will harm his brother: If the lighter is used on Strong Sad, Strong Bad is dead against it because setting him on fire is considered "so fourth grade."
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to hit Strong Sad with eggs; however, Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] by wearing an egg-covered poncho, which fools them.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad retaliates and hits Strong Sad harshly on the chest with the Billy club.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — Strong Bad takes a photo showing the dragon-man on the takeout container apparently assaulting Strong Sad in the building opposite.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad repeatedly blames Strong Sad for breaking the [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine. When in [[Peasantry]], Strong Bad will also assert that Strong Sad is a princess.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that he is going to knee him in the face for breakfast.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad only begrudgingly lets Strong Sad join his team when he is the only player left unpicked.
*[[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad rigs up Strong Sad's Pop-Tart to explode.
*Email [[imaginary]] — When they were kids, Strong Bad taped Strong Sad to the ceiling, causing Strong Sad to create an [[imaginary friend]], [[Scotty Titi]]. Strong Bad gets annoyed by Scotty and eventually creates his own imaginary friend, who then kills Scotty.
*[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat encase Strong Sad in cement and attempt to drown him in the [[swimming pool]]. Strong Bad seems to be disappointed when Homestar saves him.
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad seems to have taken a photo of Strong Sad's backside.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad tells Heavy Weapons Guy that he can toss Strong Sad out the second floor window and take his room.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the bathtub once again. This year, however, Strong Bad seems to have gone a step further by leaving Strong Sad out in the cold to catch hypothermia.
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad destroys Strong Sad's [[sloshy]] record.
*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] — Strong Bad vandalizes Strong Sad's book and plans to record Strong Sad's pain medication high ramblings.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad tries to get Strong Sad to reach into a [[toilet]] full of [[poop]].
*[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] — Strong Bad is horrified that Strong Sad could have been Strong Glad and he wouldn’t be able to make fun of him.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] (Easter egg) — Strong Sad's [[French]] accent becomes so exaggerated that Strong Bad urgently says, "Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking!"
*[[The Next April Fools Thing]] — Strong Bad "motivates" Strong Sad by installing a lowering spiky ceiling above him.

=== Images of Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad ===
<gallery>
Image:themesong.PNG|Look out, Strong Sad, it's Strong Bad! With a knife!
Image:sbemail28.PNG|"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."
Image:ss whiffle bat.png|BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
Image:imagend dead ss.png|Is he dead?
Image:ss burned drawing.png|"I'll improve on your methods!"
Image:ss keyboard hit.png|"Douglas!"
Image:sbemail70.PNG|This wasn't the first time that happened to him... today.
Image:ss camera punch.png|"Since when did you start wearing a class ring?"
Image:ss drawn on.png|"Watch out Julian Sands!"
Image:Strong Sad Bath.png|"One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..."
Image:Throwing remote at strong sad.png|"Ow! What was that for?"
Image:KeepCool StrongBadStrongSad.PNG|"And then we just... ask him."
Image:Strong Sad Water Balloons.PNG|"Mercy me!"
Image:StrpngSadRecordHit.png|"I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!"
Image:One Eighth Nelson.PNG|Sir Boliver Turnbuckle's signature move.
Image:Into the Moronosphere.PNG|"An eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere!"
Image:scotty.png|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"
Image:spikey.png|"You better beat this end boss or we're all gonna die!"
</gallery>

== Strong Sad's Revenge ==
These are times when Strong Sad has either proved Strong Bad wrong or made fun of him, much to Strong Bad's chagrin.

*Email [[stand-up]] — Strong Sad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|shows the viewer]] Strong Bad's failed comedic act.
*Email [[morning routine]] — Strong Sad annoys Strong Bad and then tells him he's weird for keeping eggs in the couch.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad that a computer like his (the [[Tandy 400]]) could be bought in a garage sale for 15 dollars.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Sad fools Strong Bad to believe that "About a million ladies called... and said they'd be a few minutes late".
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Sad downloads the song Strong Bad unintentionally wrote about Sibbie and listens to it (and sings it) in front of him.
*Email [[labor day]] — With Strong Bad's absence, Strong Sad jokes that maybe his invitation got "''[[DELETED|da-leet-ed]]''".
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Sad reveals that Lil' Strong Bad believed [[wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman. And that she was hot.
*Email [[colonization]] — Strong Sad "hassles" Strong Bad about his use of ketchup as a topping on [[eggs]].
*Email [[kind of cool]] — Strong Sad proclaims that the "different kind of cool" Strong Bad would be if he was like [[Senor Cardgage]] is not cool at all.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Sad joins the [[Homestarmy]], which rallies against the "two-bit [[wrestleman]] and [[The Cheat|his yellow dog]]".
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad confuses Strong Bad and calls him a weirdo.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Sad refuses to say his line for ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' Instead he says the movie is stupid.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — While Strong Bad is in [[jail]], Strong Sad turned the email room into his tai chi space. Later, he sells out Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] to [[Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Sad unwittingly catches Strong Bad trying to make out with a drawing of the made-over [[The Ugly One#New Hotness|The Ugly One]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Sad acts as if Strong Bad is his great-grandmother after receiving a "lace lift" in an attempt to look young, and eventually takes him back to "the home".
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad repeatedly throws snowballs (which he had been storing in the freezer since he was eight) at Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] as he remarks to Strong Bad's "Hollywood Boulevards," "Oh, hello, pleat[[èd]] boots. What are you all gussied up for?"
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's website, virtualpizz.biz, and the email itself negative reviews.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Sad mocks Strong Bad about his choice of pajamas at a slumber party.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Marzipan]], protest Strong Bad's use of the [[Lappy 486]] and try to convince him that he should use it in a more "eco-friendly" way.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Sad comes up with a fan fiction about Strong Bad: He makes him speak out of character, puts a bonnet on him and attempts to make him give Homestar Runner a deep-tissue massage.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Sad calls Strong Bad "crazier than ever" for mistaking garbage for artifacts.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] into watching his slideshow by telling them that he found a dead body and that there would "[[be's]] casseroles," respectively.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Sad advises Strong Bad to stay in a deep, dark hole for a few days, and he ignores Strong Bad's request to throw down something to drink.
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Homestar Runner]], ordered Magic Novelties and Amusement Catalog Item #1407B, assembled it, and read the instructions on how to use it before Strong Bad did. Later at the end, Strong Sad scares his brother with an illusion of himself [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|losing his head]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad gets his own country called "[[Bleak House]]"; when Strong Bad tries to get him to join Strong Badia, he refuses.
**Also, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the "jibblies" after talking about his trunk, and Strong Bad mentions Strong Sad does that to him every time he asks him a question.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad an electric shock with a taser.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Sad wears an egg-covered poncho to fool Strong Bad and The Cheat, causing them to think that someone already threw eggs at him.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — At the game's end, Strong Sad protests Strong Bad's omission of the promised "artistic noir cinematic stylings", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Sad refuses to let Strong Bad into Trogdor's lair.
*[[79 Seconds Left]] — Strong Sad reacts to Strong Bad's interruption with sarcasm, and suggests his self-styled nickname ("The Ledge") is short for "[[Strong Bad's Ladies|alleged ladies' man]]".
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — As punishment for not inviting him to the Halloween party, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the fate of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|having his boxing gloves replaced by human hands]]. This causes Strong Bad to claim that he's "hideous" and ask how he will ever type with "waggly knuckled monstrosities."
*[[The Deleteheads Download Volume 2‎]] — Strong Sad admits to sabotaging Strong Bad's games of [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] in retribution for Strong Bad torching his dragon picture in [[dragon]].
*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1020068584964481025|@StrongBadActual]] — Puppet Strong Sad annoys Puppet Strong Bad by repeatedly poking him.

==Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along==
Rarely, Strong Bad and Strong Sad will be seen to get along in some way. This is usually one-sided on Strong Sad's part.

*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — As children, Strong Bad and Strong Sad are seen getting along in a photo and a short movie. Strong Sad keeps these in a box under his bed, implying that he remembers this fondly.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — After Strong Bad was blown through a wall when his computer exploded, Strong Sad asks him if he is okay.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad tried to teach Strong Bad how to whistle.
*[[Decemberween Email Menu]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad pose for a picture with Strong Mad and The Cheat.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Sad provides backing claps for [[The Cheat is Not Dead]] song; Strong Bad expresses surprise that he has rhythm.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Sad is the camera man for [[Action Cool 5]].
*Email [[lackey]] (DVD Easter egg) — Strong Bad and Strong Sad fill out a Strong Lib, though Strong Bad is reluctant.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad doesn't mind getting Strong Bad a bust of Bubo from the [[wikipedia:Clash of the Titans|Clash of the Titans]] convention.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his unplugged email.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Sad attempts to wake Strong Bad up so they can go to swim practice.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad for help with curing The Cheat's hiccups; Strong Sad gives him some advice.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad have a civil conversation.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — One of Strong Bad's tips to the audience is to bring out your "cute" baby brother, referring to Strong Sad.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Sad offers to help Strong Bad with his 150th email.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his email song. Afterwards, Strong Bad thanks him.
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad make fun of someone dressed as a skinny Strong Sad.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad seems to show some level of concern about Strong Sad's whereabouts and then compliments Strong Sad by saying he's "like the predator up there."
*Email [[Accent]] — Strong Sad shows Strong Bad a projection of what Strong Bad's voice will sound like in five years, then calls in a [[Coach Z|specialist]] to help him recover his old accent.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad attempts to get Strong Bad to like a band that isn't metal, and the two of them almost bond over it.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Sad attempted to get Strong Bad to play Cats The Musical with him.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's restaurant, [[The Pizz]], a favorable review.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Oddly enough, Strong Bad considers Strong Sad as one of the "good" characters.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homestar all wait for the gelatin in the pool to achieve "maximum jiggle".
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad give examples while Strong Bad tells the viewers about safety precautions with the Wii Remote.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad believes that Strong Sad can do a better job at running [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] with one arm tied behind his back and a black hostage bag over his head. Later on, he tells Homestar that there's room for ''one'' crybaby in the House of Strong, and that position is filled by Strong Sad; this may indicate Strong Bad's acceptance for his little brother.
*[[independent]] — Strong Bad wishes Strong Sad best of luck on two occasions, albeit apathetically both times.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Strong Bad lets Strong Sad race in the doiby with him and says he wants to keep the family together "for Heather".
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad shows genuine interest with Strong Sad, having a conversation with him about Record Store Day and even is surprised by the blank A-side on Strong Sad's sloshy record.
*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1172338603772375040|@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad cancels his plan to throw cream corn at Strong Sad and secretly records Strong Sad's tribute to Daniel Johnson instead.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — Strong Sad collaborates with his brothers to prevent [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] from regaining his corporeal form, though he admits he is only doing so "because family is hard to say no to".

==See Also==
*[[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]
*[[Strong Sad's Death]]

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Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship

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KittyFoodTime: /* Strong Sad's Revenge */

[[Image:ss getting hopped on.png|thumb|"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."]]
''From the [[Adventure Gamers Interview - 12 Dec 2008|Adventure Gamers Interview]]:''
<blockquote>'''MATT:''' The dynamic between Strong Bad and Strong Sad is sorta like Mike and I growing up. Only I wasn't as depressed as Strong Sad and Mike wasn't as cool as Strong Bad. But the beatings are pretty accurate.</blockquote>

'''[[Strong Bad]]'s relationship with [[Strong Sad]]''' usually consists of Strong Bad hurting or making fun of Strong Sad, though not all the time. He has given Strong Sad various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] and often hurts him. However, Strong Bad and Strong Sad occasionally get along, usually when Strong Bad is in need of an assistant. It appears that Strong Bad is at least partly responsible for his little brother's depression; Strong Sad [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon|writes]] that in his big brother's absence, "[He feels] cooler, and less like [he sucks] so bad".

==Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad==

*Strong Bad has created various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] for Strong Sad.
*[[Old Characters Page]] and [[Yearbook Character Page]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad are said to have disowned Strong Sad a long time ago, but they eventually "accepted" him again according to [[Second Games Menu]].
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad ties Strong Sad to a spinning wheel and throws a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] at him.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]] — Strong Sad recalls a time Strong Bad filled his underwear with bologna and read his journal out in public when they were kids.
*Email [[depressio]] — Strong Bad gives out Strong Sad's email address so that the viewers can insult him.
*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — [[Li'l Strong Bad]] threatened to "punsh" [[Li'l Strong Sad]] in the back.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Sad says that he gets locked in the bathtub every [[Decemberween]], which is implied to be Strong Bad's doing.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Strong Bad glues Strong Sad's hands to his face twice, then to his butt.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Strong Sad's pumpkin a last place ribbon.
*Email [[50 emails]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell Strong Sad's [[soolnds]] to poachers.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]:
**Strong Bad punched Strong Sad in the knee, then had [[Strong Mad]] punch him in the knee.
**Strong Bad funneled rain onto Strong Sad while he was taking a nap.
**Strong Bad put a post-it note on Strong Sad's face while he was sleeping and attempted to deface his blog.
*Email [[cheat talk]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the stomach with the [[Compy 386]]'s keyboard.
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's drawing of a [[Dragons|dragon]] with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad dead several times.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] set fire to Strong Sad's underwear.
*Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad threw at least two [[cake]]s at Strong Sad and flips him off.
*Email [[privileges]] — Strong Bad encourages The Cheat to drill Strong Sad's face and hands.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to draw on himself and star in the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial. When Strong Sad protests, Strong Bad threatens his stuffed lobster [[Gooblies]].
*[[Strong Sad's Character Video]] — Strong Sad states that he has two brothers who like to pummel him every hour on the hour.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]] him on dangerous scenes.
*Email [[date]] — Strong Bad seems to have coerced Strong Mad into pummeling Strong Sad, and has given Strong Mad a (hidden camera equipped) class ring with which to do so. Strong Bad uses the camera to record the infraction and watches it approvingly.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad forced Strong Sad to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad" and flicked his "ear".
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad steals and vandalizes Strong Sad's book.
*Email [[2 years]] — Strong Bad believes that he locked Strong Sad in the dryer, while he was really locked in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad repeatedly jumps on Strong Sad while saying "I hate you" over and over.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad slips Strong Sad some caffeine, eventually causing him to pass out. Then he rumors to everyone he is dead and adopted.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad presumably turns Strong Sad into an indentured servant.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad he is a [[Waste of X|waste of]] fat space.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals [[Strong Sad's iPod]].
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad draws on Strong Sad with his "[[Permanent Marker|Light Pen]]".
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad makes "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular", a show in his [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]].
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad trains people to attack Strong Sad and insults his suggestions of "attacks".
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich and forces him to stunt double for Strong Mad on dangerous scenes.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad messes with Strong Sad's movie and steals his spotlight from the commentary.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad makes fun of Strong Sad by drawing a two-legged elephant named [[Tendafoot]].
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad and Homestar's song disgusting.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad threatens Strong Sad through [[haiku]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] intro — Strong Bad [[Kicking The Cheat|kicks The Cheat]] into Strong Sad.
*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to act like a disc jockey, [[The Deathly Pallor]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — This year, Strong Sad is actually seen locked inside of the bathtub.
*Email [[origins]] — Li'l Strong Bad presumably made Strong Sad a [[belly button]] with an electric drill, then as an adult threatens him with a second bellybutton.
*Email [[best thing]] — Strong Bad throws the remote at Strong Sad.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad insults Strong Sad's weight, as well as his poetry.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad convinces Strong Sad that all his underwear somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction so he can watch ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]''.
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad "awards" Strong Sad the record for "Biggest Waste of [[Dump]]".
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad drops Strong Sad through a trapdoor.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad implies that he stole 500 bucks from Strong Sad to run a booth at the con.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad buries Strong Sad in the ground up to his chest.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Bad traps Strong Sad in a fake snowman and uses [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchucks]] to beat him.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the head with a "hard disk", which is actually a floppy disk.
*Email [[narrator]] — One part of Strong Bad's movie trailer includes an octopus thrown at Strong Sad, while another trailer has Strong Sad hit by a dead goose launched out of the dryer.
*Email [[pop-up]] — One page of the book allows the reader to pour gray cement, ram's [[blood]], Boston cream or Magic Eye on Strong Sad's head. The page also has a flab-tab.
*Email [[candy product]] — Strong Bad sticks Strong Sad's head in [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]]'s ceiling.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad falls asleep while Strong Sad describes his idea for Strong Bad's 150th email.
*[[Kid Speedy]] — Strong Bad threatens to steal Strong Sad's two dollars.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad on the head to wake him up.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad's act as, "Stupid's stupid [[crap]] that I hate".
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad puts wildebeest pheromones into Strong Sad's laundry (again).
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Strong Bad [[ornament]] "bedazzles" the Strong Sad ornament off of the [[Decemberween]] tree, smashing him.
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad threatens to beat Strong Sad up after he talks constantly during a movie.
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad carrying a jar containing Strong Bad's corpse while being whipped by The Cheat. He later imagines coming back to life to stop Strong Sad from performing an interpretive dance.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat sue Strong Sad for custody of Not-So-Thin Mints by throwing water balloons at him.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad harvests Strong Sad's DNA.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad breaks a record over Strong Sad's head, causing one shard to become lodged in his scalp.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad says "[he] would rather [[Death|die]]" than play "''Cats'': the Musical" with Strong Sad.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Bad denies invitations to join Strong Sad's friend list at virtualpizz.biz and calls him "Thelonius Dump".
*Email [[slumber party]] — Early on, Strong Bad speaks of dislocating the shoulders of younger siblings. Later on, Strong Sad appears with his arm in a sling. Additionally, Strong Bad tells the viewers that Strong Sad used to miss their [[Parents|mother]] during the slumber parties they held in their basement and forces him to admit that this happened once a week for ten years. Strong Bad later attempts to dislocate Strong Sad's other shoulder.
*Email [[business trip]] — Strong Bad leaves Strong Sad's lecture right after the introduction.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad jokes that the only inaccuracy he can find with a hideous Strong Sad costume is the fact the person wearing it is hugging a female.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The photo labeled "Master of the 1/8th Nelson!" shows Strong Bad's arm grabbing Strong Sad below his own arm.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on Strong Sad and Marzipan.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad gets back at Strong Sad for coming up with a fan fiction of his own: He causes an entire bag of Twizzlers to fall out of his mouth, has him squeezed by a eight-foot sandwich constrictor and introduces a [[naked Homestar Runner]] to the story.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat to shoot at Strong Sad with a harpoon gun, as well as [[Coach Z]] wearing a large [[Drive-Thru]] Whale costume.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Bad attempts to throw a rotten Easter egg at Strong Sad.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Bad ridicules Strong Sad's skin condition.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat to switch to capturing Strong Sad in a cage.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat throw feathers at Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to join [[Strong Badia]]. He later tricks Strong Sad into getting his [[Made-Up Body Parts|Pretendix]] removed. Strong Bad claims to have done surgeries on Strong Sad if the katana is used on him. Interestingly, there appear to be limits on how far Strong Bad will harm his brother: If the lighter is used on Strong Sad, Strong Bad is dead against it because setting him on fire is considered "so fourth grade."
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to hit Strong Sad with eggs; however, Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] by wearing an egg-covered poncho, which fools them.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad retaliates and hits Strong Sad harshly on the chest with the Billy club.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — Strong Bad takes a photo showing the dragon-man on the takeout container apparently assaulting Strong Sad in the building opposite.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad repeatedly blames Strong Sad for breaking the [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine. When in [[Peasantry]], Strong Bad will also assert that Strong Sad is a princess.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that he is going to knee him in the face for breakfast.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad only begrudgingly lets Strong Sad join his team when he is the only player left unpicked.
*[[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad rigs up Strong Sad's Pop-Tart to explode.
*Email [[imaginary]] — When they were kids, Strong Bad taped Strong Sad to the ceiling, causing Strong Sad to create an [[imaginary friend]], [[Scotty Titi]]. Strong Bad gets annoyed by Scotty and eventually creates his own imaginary friend, who then kills Scotty.
*[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat encase Strong Sad in cement and attempt to drown him in the [[swimming pool]]. Strong Bad seems to be disappointed when Homestar saves him.
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad seems to have taken a photo of Strong Sad's backside.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad tells Heavy Weapons Guy that he can toss Strong Sad out the second floor window and take his room.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the bathtub once again. This year, however, Strong Bad seems to have gone a step further by leaving Strong Sad out in the cold to catch hypothermia.
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad destroys Strong Sad's [[sloshy]] record.
*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] — Strong Bad vandalizes Strong Sad's book and plans to record Strong Sad's pain medication high ramblings.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad tries to get Strong Sad to reach into a [[toilet]] full of [[poop]].
*[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] — Strong Bad is horrified that Strong Sad could have been Strong Glad and he wouldn’t be able to make fun of him.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] (Easter egg) — Strong Sad's [[French]] accent becomes so exaggerated that Strong Bad urgently says, "Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking!"
*[[The Next April Fools Thing]] — Strong Bad "motivates" Strong Sad by installing a lowering spiky ceiling above him.

=== Images of Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad ===
<gallery>
Image:themesong.PNG|Look out, Strong Sad, it's Strong Bad! With a knife!
Image:sbemail28.PNG|"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."
Image:ss whiffle bat.png|BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
Image:imagend dead ss.png|Is he dead?
Image:ss burned drawing.png|"I'll improve on your methods!"
Image:ss keyboard hit.png|"Douglas!"
Image:sbemail70.PNG|This wasn't the first time that happened to him... today.
Image:ss camera punch.png|"Since when did you start wearing a class ring?"
Image:ss drawn on.png|"Watch out Julian Sands!"
Image:Strong Sad Bath.png|"One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..."
Image:Throwing remote at strong sad.png|"Ow! What was that for?"
Image:KeepCool StrongBadStrongSad.PNG|"And then we just... ask him."
Image:Strong Sad Water Balloons.PNG|"Mercy me!"
Image:StrpngSadRecordHit.png|"I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!"
Image:One Eighth Nelson.PNG|Sir Boliver Turnbuckle's signature move.
Image:Into the Moronosphere.PNG|"An eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere!"
Image:scotty.png|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"
Image:spikey.png|"You better beat this end boss or we're all gonna die!"
</gallery>

== Strong Sad's Revenge ==
These are times when Strong Sad has either proved Strong Bad wrong or made fun of him, much to Strong Bad's chagrin.

*Email [[stand-up]] — Strong Sad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|shows the viewer]] Strong Bad's failed comedic act.
*Email [[morning routine]] — Strong Sad annoys Strong Bad and then tells him he's weird for keeping eggs in the couch.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad that a computer like his (the [[Tandy 400]]) could be bought in a garage sale for 15 dollars.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Sad fools Strong Bad to believe that "About a million ladies called... and said they'd be a few minutes late".
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Sad downloads the song Strong Bad unintentionally wrote about Sibbie and listens to it (and sings it) in front of him.
*Email [[labor day]] — With Strong Bad's absence, Strong Sad jokes that maybe his invitation got "''[[DELETED|da-leet-ed]]''".
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Sad reveals that Lil' Strong Bad believed [[wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman. And that she was hot.
*Email [[colonization]] — Strong Sad "hassles" Strong Bad about his use of ketchup as a topping on [[eggs]].
*Email [[kind of cool]] — Strong Sad proclaims that the "different kind of cool" Strong Bad would be if he was like [[Senor Cardgage]] is not cool at all.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Sad joins the [[Homestarmy]], which rallies against the "two-bit [[wrestleman]] and [[The Cheat|his yellow dog]]".
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad confuses Strong Bad and calls him a weirdo.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Sad refuses to say his line for ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' Instead he says the movie is stupid.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — While Strong Bad is in [[jail]], Strong Sad turned the email room into his tai chi space. Later, he sells out Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] to [[Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Sad unwittingly catches Strong Bad trying to make out with a drawing of the made-over [[The Ugly One#New Hotness|The Ugly One]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Sad acts as if Strong Bad is his great-grandmother after receiving a "lace lift" in an attempt to look young, and eventually takes him back to "the home".
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad repeatedly throws snowballs (which he had been storing in the freezer since he was eight) at Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] as he remarks to Strong Bad's "Hollywood Boulevards," "Oh, hello, pleat[[èd]] boots. What are you all gussied up for?"
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's website, virtualpizz.biz, and the email itself negative reviews.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Sad mocks Strong Bad about his choice of pajamas at a slumber party.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Marzipan]], protest Strong Bad's use of the [[Lappy 486]] and try to convince him that he should use it in a more "eco-friendly" way.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Sad comes up with a fan fiction about Strong Bad: He makes him speak out of character, puts a bonnet on him and attempts to make him give Homestar Runner a deep-tissue massage.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Sad calls Strong Bad "crazier than ever" for mistaking garbage for artifacts.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] into watching his slideshow by telling them that he found a dead body and that there would "[[be's]] casseroles," respectively.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Sad advises Strong Bad to stay in a deep, dark hole for a few days, and he ignores Strong Bad's request to throw down something to drink.
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Homestar Runner]], ordered Magic Novelties and Amusement Catalog Item #1407B, assembled it, and read the instructions on how to use it before Strong Bad did. Later at the end, Strong Sad scares his brother with an illusion of himself [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|losing his head]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad gets his own country called "[[Bleak House]]"; when Strong Bad tries to get him to join Strong Badia, he refuses.
**Also, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the "jibblies" after talking about his trunk, and Strong Bad mentions Strong Sad does that to him every time he asks him a question.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad an electric shock with a taser.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Sad wears an egg-covered poncho to fool Strong Bad and The Cheat, causing them to think that someone already threw eggs at him.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — At the game's end, Strong Sad protests Strong Bad's omission of the promised "artistic noir cinematic stylings", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Sad refuses to let Strong Bad into Trogdor's lair.
*[[79 Seconds Left]] — Strong Sad reacts to Strong Bad's interruption with sarcasm, and suggests his self-styled nickname ("The Ledge") is short for "[[Strong Bad's Ladies|alleged ladies' man]]".
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — As punishment for not inviting him to the Halloween party, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the fate of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|having his boxing gloves replaced by human hands]]. This causes Strong Bad to claim that he's "hideous" and ask how he will ever type with "waggly knuckled monstrosities."
*[[The Deleteheads Download Volume 2‎]] — Strong Sad admits to sabotaging Strong Bad's games of [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] in retribution for Strong Bad torching his dragon picture in [[dragon]].
*[[@StrongBadActual]] — Puppet Strong Sad annoys Puppet Strong Bad by repeatedly poking him.

==Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along==
Rarely, Strong Bad and Strong Sad will be seen to get along in some way. This is usually one-sided on Strong Sad's part.

*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — As children, Strong Bad and Strong Sad are seen getting along in a photo and a short movie. Strong Sad keeps these in a box under his bed, implying that he remembers this fondly.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — After Strong Bad was blown through a wall when his computer exploded, Strong Sad asks him if he is okay.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad tried to teach Strong Bad how to whistle.
*[[Decemberween Email Menu]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad pose for a picture with Strong Mad and The Cheat.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Sad provides backing claps for [[The Cheat is Not Dead]] song; Strong Bad expresses surprise that he has rhythm.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Sad is the camera man for [[Action Cool 5]].
*Email [[lackey]] (DVD Easter egg) — Strong Bad and Strong Sad fill out a Strong Lib, though Strong Bad is reluctant.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad doesn't mind getting Strong Bad a bust of Bubo from the [[wikipedia:Clash of the Titans|Clash of the Titans]] convention.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his unplugged email.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Sad attempts to wake Strong Bad up so they can go to swim practice.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad for help with curing The Cheat's hiccups; Strong Sad gives him some advice.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad have a civil conversation.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — One of Strong Bad's tips to the audience is to bring out your "cute" baby brother, referring to Strong Sad.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Sad offers to help Strong Bad with his 150th email.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his email song. Afterwards, Strong Bad thanks him.
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad make fun of someone dressed as a skinny Strong Sad.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad seems to show some level of concern about Strong Sad's whereabouts and then compliments Strong Sad by saying he's "like the predator up there."
*Email [[Accent]] — Strong Sad shows Strong Bad a projection of what Strong Bad's voice will sound like in five years, then calls in a [[Coach Z|specialist]] to help him recover his old accent.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad attempts to get Strong Bad to like a band that isn't metal, and the two of them almost bond over it.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Sad attempted to get Strong Bad to play Cats The Musical with him.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's restaurant, [[The Pizz]], a favorable review.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Oddly enough, Strong Bad considers Strong Sad as one of the "good" characters.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homestar all wait for the gelatin in the pool to achieve "maximum jiggle".
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad give examples while Strong Bad tells the viewers about safety precautions with the Wii Remote.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad believes that Strong Sad can do a better job at running [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] with one arm tied behind his back and a black hostage bag over his head. Later on, he tells Homestar that there's room for ''one'' crybaby in the House of Strong, and that position is filled by Strong Sad; this may indicate Strong Bad's acceptance for his little brother.
*[[independent]] — Strong Bad wishes Strong Sad best of luck on two occasions, albeit apathetically both times.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Strong Bad lets Strong Sad race in the doiby with him and says he wants to keep the family together "for Heather".
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad shows genuine interest with Strong Sad, having a conversation with him about Record Store Day and even is surprised by the blank A-side on Strong Sad's sloshy record.
*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1172338603772375040|@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad cancels his plan to throw cream corn at Strong Sad and secretly records Strong Sad's tribute to Daniel Johnson instead.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — Strong Sad collaborates with his brothers to prevent [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] from regaining his corporeal form, though he admits he is only doing so "because family is hard to say no to".

==See Also==
*[[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]
*[[Strong Sad's Death]]

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Violence]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]]

Strong Sad's Diet

2020-08-25T01:25:23Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Strong Sad Being Called Fat */

[[File:Pot_pie.PNG|thumb|"All he ever wanted was to eat his grody ethnic food in peace."]]
[[Strong Sad]] has a '''complicated relationship to food'''. He has a preference for strange foods, including ethnic foods, has many dietary restrictions. In [[Strong Sad's Lament]], he says that "food should be consumed in the most depressing way possible". Strong Sad is also prone to overeating and receives many insults regarding his weight.

==Appearances==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Sad says he used to eat baking [[chocolate]] when there was no chocolate in the house. He also says he used to [[Eating Non-Food Items|eat colored chalk]], which made him sick for a year.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] —
**In the entry "From out of the darkness", Strong Sad freaks out and locks himself in the pantry, revealing his secrets to [[wikipedia:Fruit Roll-Ups|Fruit Roll-Ups]] and economy-sized cans of [[wikipedia:Heinz|Heinz]] [[ketchup]]. Three months pass, and Strong Sad gains 45 pounds.
**In the entry "Dinner for One", Strong Sad grills zucchini on a George Foreman grill outdoors next to the trash cans. He writes that he always says "Food should be consumed in the most depressing way possible."
**In the entry "A Curious Email", Strong Sad receives an email with an image of a Hopi dream catcher, which he thinks resembles the way he looks when he thinks too hard about dairy.
*Email [[marzipan]] — Strong Sad sends an instant message to Strong Bad asking if Strong Bad believed he would fall for "vinegar [[Bread|toast]]".
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Sad closes his letter to [[Strong Bad]] in [[jail]] saying that he and [[Marzipan]] have a baklava in the oven. Marzipan appears later offering the baklava to everyone.
*Email [[2 years]] — As part of Strong Bad's [[Predictions|hypothetical future]] for [[Strong Badia]], Strong Bad imagines that Strong Sad will no longer like food.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad slips coffee powder into Strong Sad's orange juice for a science experiment. Strong Sad is highly sensitive to caffeine and [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|becomes hyperactive]].
*Email [[replacement]] — As part of Strong Bad's tests for an email successor, Strong Sad's first reaction to finding Strong Sad on the couch watching TV is to make him some hummus.
*Email [[best thing]] — Strong Bad relates that it was very early on Saturday morning, and yet Strong Sad was already awake and eating brown [[sugar]] straight from the box.
*Email [[narrator]] — Strong Sad eats a Rogan Josh pot pie. Strong Bad calls it grody.
*[[Weclome Back]] — Strong Sad spends his summer vacation at Gluten Camp, where he learns about the oft-misunderstood plant protein.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad places a spooful of [[Hoisin sauce]] on Strong Sad's soft serve flip before asking him for a weather forecast. In the middle of the forecast, Strong Sad declares he will eat the sauce and does so.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Sad appears to be eating a meal consisting of [[peas]] and [[corn]] lined up in a pattern in the center of a plate.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Strong Sad theorizes that a bowl of Kashi [[cereal]] will reverse [[Bubs]]'s mutation, because it is the culinary opposite of [[chicken]] wings.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Strong Sad's plan for an [[Holidays#April Fools' Day (April 1st)|April Fools' Day]] prank is to make everyone cinnamon-apple crisp, but tell them it is a ginger-apple crumble.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad writes that an entire bag of [[wikipedia:Twizzlers|Twizzlers]] fell out of Strong Sad's mouth. Strong Sad says in turn that he's not allowed to have Twizzlers.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad relates that his favorite beach beverage is scalding black [[coffee]] with beach sand on the rim. The bartender calls this a "[[Sucks]] on the Beach".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad attempts to lure Strong Sad out of his room with the promise of his favorite food, but Strong Sad doesn't believe in favoring one food over another. He also reminds Strong Bad that he's not allowed to eat peanuts.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad claims that [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Bleak House|Bleak House]] is a country rich in tradition, and low in saturated fat. He also replies to claims that he should have gotten more pretend fiber in his diet by saying that pretend fiber gives him real tapeworms.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] —
**Strong Bad is impressed that Strong Sad keeps the bathroom sink clean enough to eat out of, because he often forces Strong Sad to eat out of it.
**Marzipan is miffed that Strong Sad is hanging around her house during band practice, believing that Strong Sad is using his cover as an aspiring music journalist to raid her kitchen and eat all her bran [[muffins]].
*[[Quote of the Week]] ([[Quote of the Week#QW-2009-03-05|5 Mar 2009]]) — Strong Sad believes that "bulgarless bulgar" is bad for his diet, and asks, "How much xanthan gum can a fella take?" This may strongly suggest that he is on a gluten-restricted diet.
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Sad expresses desire to eat a [[Indian Food|Saag Paneer Pop-Tart]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Strong Sad invites Marzipan over to the Wilted Salad Festival that he is hosting.
*[[Characters from Yonder Website]] — Strong Sad finds most of the rest of the main characters lying in a stupor after drinking expired [[Smarty Juice]]. Reading the disclaimer that it causes drowsiness, euphoria, and soothing children's programming, he decides that it sounds fine and drinks it.
*[[@StrongBadActual]] —
**On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#895317818186506240|August 9, 2017]], Strong Sad featured in a commercial for the [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch.
**On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017#943551011205140481|December 20, 2017]], in a response to a video posted by [[Arby's]], Strong Bad asked if the item featured is a fried chicken tikka masala sandwich, and if it was, then Strong Sad will [[I'll Take Twelve|take 12]].
**On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#957793803842342914|January 28, 2018]], Strong Bad said that Strong Sad's routine as the baseball mascot "The Human Infield Fly Rule" would include dousing unsuspecting fans' hot dogs with his "enzyme" before inhaling them two at a time. He apparently refuses to specify whether he inhales the hot dogs or the fans.
**On [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1032802127545081856|August 23, 2018]], Strong Bad posted a picture of a meringue that he said looks exactly like Strong Sad's head after a bad nutritional yeast reaction.

===Strong Sad Being Called Fat===
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] — The description on Strong Sad's page reads, "Strong Sad is a depressing lump. A fat, gray, [[Soolnds|elephant-footed]] depressing lump."
*[[Strong Libs]] — The third of the Strong Sad Libs is called "A Boy Named Fat Kid".
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] — Strong Sad puts [[the Yello Dello]] to sleep relating stories about a "little gray fat kid".
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — Strong Bad marvels at how Homestar and Pom Pom manage to get Strong Sad's fat, ugly butt to the top of the mountain. Homestar assures there were people hidden underneath supporting them.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Sad says he is a waste of space. Strong Bad corrects Strong Sad, saying that he is a waste of ''fat'' space.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Hidden on the [[Lappy 486]], Strong Bad has typed the words "I bet freakin' Strong Sad is plain couth. I wouldn't put that past him. Not that you could put anything past that guy. Y'know on account of he's so fat."
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Sad asks The Cheat to drop some beats. Strong Bad amends this to "fat beats". Earlier, he refers to Strong Sad as a "round mound of gray fatness."
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Bad remarks that Strong Sad has lost a lot of weight when seeing a Strong Sad costume.
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] — During the narration, Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad as "some fat girl".
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad deflects criticism from Strong Sad by saying that this is no time to be pointing fat, doughy fingers.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Sad re-records Marzipan's outgoing message. Bubs confuses Strong Sad's voice, calling it "fat, depressing, and [[Edgar Allan Poe|Allan Poe]]".
*[[Later That Night...]] — Strong Sad gains 15 pounds just by saying the names of the six female food mascots he was deciding between dressing up as for [[Halloween]].

==See Also==
*[[Indian Food]]
*[[The King of Town's Food]]
*[[Strong Sad's Pills]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]][[Category:Food running gags]]

Strong Bad's (Mis)use of English

2020-08-24T14:46:10Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Strong Bad's Made-up Words and Phrases */

[[File:YourInvited.png|thumb|''Your'' invited?]]

''From the [[FeedBurner#Sbemail - Dictionary|FeedBurner page]]:''
<blockquote>"Like two sides of an extremely rare, valuable, and attractive coin, there's Strong Bad the grammar policeman on one hand, and Strong Bad the guy that makes up a buncha crap all the time on t'other."</blockquote>

Although [[Strong Bad]] is quite obsessive about everyone's [[Poorly Written Emails|spelling, grammar, and punctuation]], he still '''makes some of the same mistakes himself'''. Additionally, he has a tendency to make up words, usually during his [[Strong Bad Email|emails]]. It may be [[The Brothers Chaps]]' fault for some of these mistakes, as they are rarely acknowleged in toons.

== Strong Bad's Mistakes ==
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad misspells ''you're'' as ''your'' on the invitation to his marshmallow roast.
*Email [[some kinda robot]] — In his very first email, Strong Bad says "before you ''go'' to bed" but types "before you ''got'' to bed."
*Email [[i love you]] — ''[[Fhqwhgads]]'' is misspelled as ''Fhqwgads'', missing the h in between w and g. Ironically, Strong Bad [[sibbie|later]] complains about people misspelling it in emails.
*Email [[i she be]] — Strong Bad types the phrase "all i gotta say..." [[Lowercase i's|The ''i'' isn't capitalized]].
*Email [[duck pond]] — Strong Bad misspells ''unfortunately'' as ''unfortunatley''.
*Email [[band names]] — A space is added before, rather than after, a comma in this email: ''"the easiest way is to ,you know..."''
*Email [[theme party]], [[funny]], [[labor day]], — Strong Bad types ''woah'' instead of ''whoa''.
*Email [[dullard]] — Strong Bad incorrectly uses the one-word adjective ''everyday'' instead of the two-word adverb ''every day''.
*Email [[techno]], [[Greeting Cards]] — Strong Bad uses the possessive form ''its'' instead of the contraction ''it's''. Ironically, he later lampoons Dan D. through song in [[local news]] for the same mistake.
*Email [[cheat talk]], [[the show]], [[date]], [[impression]] — Strong Bad does not capitalize the "''[[Integral Article|the]]''" in [[The Cheat]]'s name.
*Email [[dragon]] — After demonstrating how to draw [[Trogdor]], Strong Bad says, "Let's see how the other students are doing." However, when he types it, he omits the word ''see''.
*Email [[interview]] — Strong Bad catches himself using the phrase ''more better'' in responding to Kerrek.
*Email [[the show]] — Strong Bad first capitalizes ''The Cheat'' as ''the cheat'', then as ''the Cheat''.
*Email [[funny]] — At the beginning of the email, Strong Bad misspells the filename of his email client, ''strongbad_email.exe'', as ''[[Stong Bad|stong]]bad_email.exe''. This was intentionally done by The Brothers Chaps, as it brings up an error message.
*Email [[the process]] — After stating that he makes fun of people's poor grammar and spelling, Strong Bad promptly misspells the word ''occasionally'' as ''occassionally''.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Mad's subtitle, written on an [[index card]], reads "''Sportscarster'' Strong Mad." Strong Bad seems to be the culprit of this misspelling because it matches his handwriting, and because he threw together the news broadcast.
*Email [[monument]] — After explaining that he was distracted by [[the Thnikkaman]], Strong Bad omits a period: "So you can see why I got distracted".
*Email [[flashback]] — Strong Bad says "less non-broken bones" instead of "''fewer'' non-broken bones".
*[[The Cheatar]] — Strong Bad uses ''than me'' when he should use ''than I am''.
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad omits the [[Wiki:umlaut|umlaut]] over the "a" in ''Fräulein'' in his letter to "General and ''Fraulein'' Pom Pom."
*Email [[pizzaz]] — The accepted spellings of this email's title, ''pizazz'' and ''pizzazz'', are not used in this email. Strong Bad not only misses this, he even uncharacteristically adopts the misspelling throughout the email.
*Email [[time capsule]], [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad unnecessarily capitalizes ''Mom''.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad neglects to use a question mark at the beginning: "What do you mean do I do anything else besides checking emails."
*Email [[origins]] — Curiously, Strong Bad misspells ''curiosity'' as ''curiousity''.
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Though it is spelled properly in the bottom 10 list, the word ''chocolate'' appears as ''chocloate'' on Strong Bad's monitor at the end of the email.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad asks The Cheat if they'll be selling "million-sided ''dies''", rather than the correct plural of ''die'', ''dice''.
*Email [[portrait]] —
**The period in "Nobody calls you Coolio da Fabio (aka quit making up nicknames for yourself.)" should be outside the parentheses, rather than inside.
**He uses a period rather than a question mark at the end of "Or what about one of those black and white ink portraits you see in all the rich-guy newspapers."
*Email [[secret identity]] — When Strong Bad asks "have you ever seen [[The Poopsmith]] and I...", it should be "The Poopsmith and ''me''".
*Email [[pop-up]] — Strong Bad types ''four year-old''. As an adjective for the implied noun "child", it should be written ''four-year-old''.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Strong Bad forgets to put a comma after "apostrophes" in "Watch out where you're flinging those apostrophes nobody."
*Email [[web comics]] — Strong Bad ends the sentence "Why can't you just make a...comic." with a period instead of a question mark.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — In the second email, Strong Bad's reply omits the word ''is'' in the remark "Dangeresque is a serious guy, okay?".
*Email [[dictionary]] —
**Strong Bad misspells the word ''guttural'' as ''gutteral''.
**Strong Bad says "less words" when he should say "fewer words".
*[[@StrongBadActual]] —
**Strong Bad misspells silhouettey as ''silhouttey'', claiming it to be a misspelled promo for "Silhooty: the silhouette owl that loves typos".
**Strong Bad misspells toilets as ''toilet's''.
**Strong Bad misspells substitute as ''substitue'', claiming it to be the French-Canadian spelling, keeping with the theme of the then-recent [[Decemberween Dangeresque]].

== Strong Bad's Made-up Words and Phrases ==
*Email [[guitar]] — Strong Bad refers to ''trembalos'', which is a mangling of ''[[Wikipedia:tremolo|tremolo]]'', a rapid repetition of the same note, or an alternation between two or more notes.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad creates the phrase ''[[all up ons]]''.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad teaches children the word ''fangoriously'', which is later used in [[rock opera]].
*Email [[army]] — While objecting to Strong Badia's need for an army, Strong Bad claims that he and his posse are "a one man army. Er, a three man ''one-y''. ''Three-to-one-marny''?".
*Email [[lackey]] — Three words coalesce into one in this email: ''Some the times'' becomes ''somethetimes''.
*Email [[monument]] — Strong Bad refers to the [[Stop Sign]] as having "all the ''rightness'' of a foot without all the ''footdom'' of a right."
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad changes the email "someone" sent to him to end with "Keep on ''tranglin''".
*[[The Cheatar]] — Strong Bad describes The Cheat as being "more ''guitarer''" than he is.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad says, "''Positate'' the negative."
*Email [[time capsule]] — Strong Bad creates the word ''coolty'' to describe something the people of the future definitely won't doubt about him.
*Email [[animal]] — The deep sea ''fangly fish'' is another new invention of Strong Bad's, both the [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Deep Sea Fangly Fish|creature]] and its name.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — In order to cover up the fact that Strong Bad has a recipe for cooking The Cheat, he invents the places of ''Bumdumbourge'' and ''Totalslava'', and also makes reference to his ''poopaw''.
*Email [[best thing]] — Strong Bad claims to be doing ''rrll rrll'' well in this email.
*Email [[bedtime story]] — The words ''grodalated'' and ''gewd'' are coined in this email.
*Email [[portrait]] — ''Onwardly'', possibly an adverb form of onward.
*Email [[highschool]] — Strong Bad greets Patrick, the sender of the email, with ''cowichewa'', based on the sender's location, Cowiche, WA.
*Email [[death metal]] — The word ''geographist'' is coined in this email. The correct word for "one who studies geography" is "geographer".
*Email [[pop-up]] —
**Strong Bad refers to a tab on his ''flesh[[tangle]]'', which would go on to be used in the [[record book]] DVD commentary and [[@StrongBadActual]].
**He also mentions ''cornuco-pourri'', probably a portmanteau of ''cornucopia'' and ''potpourri''.
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's disembodied head refers to the actions of his headless body as ''revolutin'''.
*Email [[candy product]] —
**Strong Bad says that when you eat his candy bar, you'll feel like you got ''[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]''.
**He also refers to a product in his candy bar as a ''crispety cookety'' log.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Although the term was originally coined by [[Strong Sad]] in [[Sbemail 150?!?]], Strong Bad refers to this email as his ''sesquicentenn-email''.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Bad says he'll march his pasty white ''bwathom'' to [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. This word is also used in [[environment]].
*Email [[fan club]] — In Strong Bad's fan fiction, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor "''ENGSMSPLODED'' out of nowhere" to attack Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — During his speech in Strong Badia, Strong Bad is rejecting the King of Town's ''fat-thority'', and he starts a sentence with ''hencetoforthwith''.
*Email [[dictionary]] — This email is entirely about Strong Bad's made up words and phrases.
*[[Skills of an Artist]] — Strong Bad uses countless made-up words as drawing terms.
*[[Fan Costumes 2017]] — Strong Bad calls the area between the bathroom and the laundry room his "stounch."

==See Also==
*[[Poorly Written Emails]]
*[[Portmanteaus]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]
*[[Glossary]]
*[[Grrl]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]

Homestar Runner Poking People

2020-08-18T04:10:31Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Other Characters Poking */

[[Image:homestar-poking.png|thumb|right|"It deliciously didn't work!"]]
''From the [[army]] [[army#DVD Version|DVD commentary]]:''
<blockquote>
'''[[MIKE CHAPMAN]]''': Really needs to have that all the time. I think if Homestar had arms, [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], it would— it would be a lot funnier all the time. Like, 'cause he could be... poking people— 
</blockquote>
[[Homestar Runner]] has a tendency to '''jab people''' with whatever he is holding, usually for emphasis.

== Appearances ==
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — Homestar pokes The [[King of Town]] with the pointer he's holding to indicate that the King ate his own sheep.
*Email [[army]] — Homestar pokes Strong Bad a few times in the recruitment scene, and taps [[Frank Bennedetto]]'s "dead" body a few times, as if to wake him up.
*[[Labor Dabor]] — Homestar pokes [[The Cheat]] with an orange [[spoon]].
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Homestar eats the King of Town's and [[Pom Pom]]'s ice cream, and jabs Pom Pom with the stick. Pom Pom reacts with deep annoyance.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Homestar pokes both Bubs and Senor Cardgage with his Cram Rod, and also jabs an unseen man offscreen.

=== Other Characters Poking ===
*Email [[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] pokes Homestar with a pin several times, but Homestar does not seem to mind.
*Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Bad evicts [[The Poopsmith]] out of his house by jabbing him over and over using a fork from his [[fondue pot]].
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual_Tweets_2018#1020068584964481025|July 19th, 2018]]) — Puppet Strong Sad is seen poking Puppet Strong Bad several times, irritating him.
[[Category:Prank running gags]] [[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]] [[Category:Violence]]
{{stub}}

Homestar Runner Poking People

2020-08-18T04:09:15Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Appearances */

[[Image:homestar-poking.png|thumb|right|"It deliciously didn't work!"]]
''From the [[army]] [[army#DVD Version|DVD commentary]]:''
<blockquote>
'''[[MIKE CHAPMAN]]''': Really needs to have that all the time. I think if Homestar had arms, [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible arms]], it would— it would be a lot funnier all the time. Like, 'cause he could be... poking people— 
</blockquote>
[[Homestar Runner]] has a tendency to '''jab people''' with whatever he is holding, usually for emphasis.

== Appearances ==
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — Homestar pokes The [[King of Town]] with the pointer he's holding to indicate that the King ate his own sheep.
*Email [[army]] — Homestar pokes Strong Bad a few times in the recruitment scene, and taps [[Frank Bennedetto]]'s "dead" body a few times, as if to wake him up.
*[[Labor Dabor]] — Homestar pokes [[The Cheat]] with an orange [[spoon]].
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Homestar eats the King of Town's and [[Pom Pom]]'s ice cream, and jabs Pom Pom with the stick. Pom Pom reacts with deep annoyance.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Homestar pokes both Bubs and Senor Cardgage with his Cram Rod, and also jabs an unseen man offscreen.

=== Other Characters Poking ===
*Email [[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] pokes Homestar with a pin several times, but Homestar does not seem to mind.
*Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Bad evicts [[The Poopsmith]] out of his house by jabbing him over and over using a fork from his [[fondue pot]].
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet (July 19th, 2018) — Puppet Strong Sad is seen poking Puppet Strong Bad several times, irritating him.
[[Category:Prank running gags]] [[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]] [[Category:Violence]]
{{stub}}

Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe

2020-08-16T22:14:22Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Specific */

[[Image:Strong Badia Bubs' Stand.PNG|thumb|Is Bubs' right? Or is it left?]]
<blockquote>''There's no— there's no style guide, or continuity— we don't have a continuity person working on set.''
:— [[Matt Chapman]], [[geddup noise]] commentary</blockquote>

<blockquote>''We're gonna play "Name That Inconsistency" later on if you want to join us.''
:— [[Strong Sad]], [[Page Load Error]]</blockquote>

With such an expansive bank of cartoons that rely so heavily on whimsical humor, it would be near impossible for [[The Brothers Chaps]] to keep the [[Homestar Runner universe]] completely consistent and have total continuity between cartoons. Because of this large size and humorous nature, various '''inconsistencies''' occur throughout the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|body of work]]. These are usually very minor. According to the site's [[FAQ]], people often ask The Brothers Chaps about inconsistencies; to these questions they answer that "It was either done on purpose or [[TVTropes:Main/MST3KMantra|it's just a cartoon and you probably shouldn't worry about it]]."

==Appearances of Inconsistencies==
===General===
*[[Strong Mad]] — [[Strong Mad#Physical Statistics|His height and weight]] are under constant scrutiny.
*[[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|Strong Bad's computers]] — Their [[Strong Bad's Computers Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities|capabilities]] tend to vary. [[Matt Chapman]] even points this out in the [[homestar hair#DVD Version|DVD commentary]] for [[homestar hair]].
*[[Race Track|The race track]] — In [[autobiography]], lane five is the shortest lane, and seven the longest, while in [[disconnected]], the roles are reversed.
*[[Computer Room|The computer room]] — In most cartoons, the door of the computer room is on the right side of the room, but in [[techno]], [[interview]], [[monument]], and all episodes of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], it is on the left side.
*[[House of the Brothers Strong]] — [[Strong Bad]] claims to have found an [[old-timey]] video in the attic in a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet. In [[imaginary]], Strong Sad states that they don't have an attic.
*[[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] — [[Strong Mad's Character Video]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] all show different ceiling heights.
*[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] —
**[[Bubs]] emerges from its basement by walking up a set of stairs in [[Broken Compy Menu]]. However, he is seen entering it via an elevator in [[geddup noise]] and [[winter pool]].
**It does not appear to have ''any'' basement in [[Fall Float Parade]], as [[Homestar Runner]] is seen standing in a cardboard box on solid ground, where the concession stand stood before [[Strong Mad]] carried it away. Matt Chapman [[geddup noise#Commentary Transcript|suggested]] the cardboard box was covering the elevator shaft.

===Specific===
*Email [[50 emails]] — Homestar Runner is unable to recognize that the [[Compy 386]] is a computer, though he presumably used a computer to respond to an email forwarded by Strong Bad in [[credit card]].
*Email [[flashback]] —
**In the [[Yearbook Character Page]], it says that [[The King of Town]]'s reign as [[King of Town (title)|king]] dates back to "before any of you were born", but in this email, he is [[The Prince of Town]] and the other characters are, obviously, already born.
**To celebrate the 100th [[Strong Bad Email]], the screen of the Compy 386 displays "Congratulations! You have answered 100 emails!", even though there were some episodes, such as [[2 emails]], where he answered [[Strong Bad Email Statistics#Strong Bad Emails Featuring More Than One Email|more than one]]. He also checked 40 of these emails on the [[Tandy 400]] and other computers.
**Strong Bad claims he lost count around email 51, but he began [[caffeine]] (the 91st Strong Bad Email) with "Coming in at number 91, it's, E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The scene [[behind the fence]] is missing the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] that scared [[The Cheat]] in [[date]].
*[[New Boots]] — Strong Bad claims that he doesn't wear [[underwear]], but he is seen wearing underwear in [[stand-up]], [[senior prom]], [[Main Page 24]] and [[nightlife]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad cannot type legibly when he is blindfolded, but in [[impression]] he could type properly even while wearing a paper plate mask. In [[morning routine]], he is also able to type with an empty potato chip bag on one hand.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad writes that he can't jump, yet he manages to jump in [[Experimental Film]], as well as in [[Kid Speedy]] and [[boring (really)]].
*Email [[dreamail]] — Strong Bad imagines the Lappy as [[Female Lappy 486|female]], but in [[animal]] he claimed it was [[The Paper]]'s "new brother".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad's list includes "Songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics", but Strong Bad sang "Na na na" in the intro to [[secret recipes]], does it again in [[Trogday 08]], and sings "da doot doot" in [[portrait]].
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad corrects an email that refers to [[The Geddup Noise]] as "the get up noise", as if he is unfamiliar with that name, but he had called Chairscoot by that name in [[the bet]].
*Email [[bedtime story]] — The Cheat is slightly smaller compared to the grill than he is in [[Where's The Cheat?]] and [[pizza joint]].
**This was most likely deliberate both so that The Cheat could hold onto his glass of [[Suudsu]] and so Strong Bad could fit three [[Roach Killa!|roach foggers]] into the grill.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — [[The Cheat]] presumably reminds Strong Bad that he doesn't pay him, but in [[lackey]], Strong Bad pays The Cheat with pencil shavings. Similarly, in [[rough copy]], he pays The Cheat in soft tacos.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] calls the modern Strong Bad a "brightly-colored baboon", implying there is no color in the [[Old-Timey]] universe. However, the lyrics to the [[Ballad of The Sneak]] claimed [[The Sneak]] was yellow.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The fence is seen to be between the woods and Bubs' Concession Stand, but was not at that location in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Coach Z tries to reveal [[The Thnikkaman]]'s identity by removing his sunglasses, even though Bubs himself does this in [[monument]].
*Email [[retirement]] —
**Strong Bad states that the [[Lappy 486]] has a "5-meg hard drive", although in [[animal]] it claimed to have only a 2-meg hard drive.
**The hole in the screen of the Compy 386 is smaller than it was when [[Bubs]] shotgunned it in the end of [[virus]].
**The Tandy's ghost appeared to be broken in the email [[ghosts]]; however, in this email, it appears unbroken.
*Email [[coloring]] — Marzipan has written on her blackboard that "soy is also murder", yet in [[The Luau]], she has a [[tofu]] party, and in [[do over]], she asked "Homestar" for the [[Crisps, A-Soy!|soy crisps]].
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — This toon indicates that the [[Spooky Woods]] are only spooky during Halloween night, or at least at night. However, in [[Where's The Cheat?]], the woods appear as they do during the other Halloween toons, despite the fact it is neither Halloween nor night.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad writes a note to himself to get a bigger notebook, and couldn't manage to write the word "notebook" on one page. However, in [[record book]], he transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto a single grain of rice, in four languages. This is further contradicted in [[DNA Evidence]], in which he writes down notes from various character confessions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad he has never heard of [[Limozeen]], but they watched [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] together in [[best thing]].
*Email [[hygiene]] — [[Coach Z]] has to ask Strong Bad where he can get hygiene, but in [[senior prom]] he assures Strong Sad he is spiking the punch with [[Listerine]] only because he is "looking out for all yer hygienes".
*Email [[pizza joint]] — [[Strong Bad]] is shocked to learn that there was "competition" between his pizza joint [[The Pizz]] and The Cheat's "Cheatsa Pizza", neglecting the existence of a ''third'' pizza brand, [[Bubs' Old Pizza]].
*Email [[nightlife]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is shown to be to the left of [[Strong Badia]], while in [[Summer Short Shorts]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Bubs' Concession Stand was on Strong Badia's right.
*Various details in [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] suggest that it was filmed in live-action, although previous Old-Timey toons such as [[Kick the Can]], [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], and [[That A Ghost]] are explicitly referred to as "cartoons."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad translates The Cheat's prank call for Marzipan, although Marzipan has been shown as being able to understand The Cheat's language, most notably in [[Date Nite]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Bubs manages to open the window of the [[Gremlin]], but in [[road trip]], Strong Bad said the windows could not open from the inside.
*Email [[your edge]] — The [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] is located underneath the [[living room of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], it was located underneath the computer room.
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]] —
**[[Strong Bad's room]] is located on the first floor of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] and [[nightlife]], it was in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]].
**The computer room is missing the window that it has been shown to have in [[cheat talk]] and [[environment]].
**Strong Bad "refuses to throw away cereal boxes until he solves the mazes on the back" when he had previously beat up [[Homestar]] for wearing the mask and doing the maze on the back of boxes of Cheat Commandos... Os in [[specially marked]].
**It is implied to be non-canon on [[@StrongBadActual]] even though [[sbemail206]] acts as though Dangeresque 3 did get released.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad has to ask if Homestar has an email address, but he has previously forwarded an email to Homestar in [[credit card]], and had a Homestar [[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|junkmail filter]], as seen in [[candy product]].
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]] —
**The events of the game occur shortly after the gang all watches [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. Even though the computer room had no calendar when Strong Bad brought the tape downstairs, there is one in 8-Bit is Enough.
**When Strong Bad jumps in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], he jumps straight at Marzipan. In 8-Bit Is Enough, he jumps towards the same place, but Marzipan isn't there anymore.
**Also, Strong Bad was surprised to learn that [[Charlemagne]] is a male; however, Strong Bad addressed the plant as a male in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*[[Hremail 7]] —
**This old-fashioned toon suggests Strong Bad knew about [[Hremails]] since 2001, yet in [[email thunder]], Strong Bad seems surprised that Homestar also has an email show.
**Strong Bad is shown to have first gotten the Tandy 400 in 2001, but [[no loafing]] showed that he had it in [[1987]] as well.
**The style of animation in this cartoon was used in 2000.
**Strong Bad is shown to be unaware of emails in 2001. However, flashbacks seen in [[personal favorites]] and [[lady...ing]] showed Strong Bad checking emails in [[Strong Bad Evolution|a design]] from early 2000 (the latter flashback is given an approximate date of 1999-2000).
**Strong Bad had trouble saying the word "email" and seemed ignorant of the Internet. But in [[looking old]], Strong Bad talked about "eStrong Vague Online Investments" that was sold in the late 1990s.
*[[4 Gregs]] — [[Cheerleader]] says she is more of a cheerleader in the way she dresses and treats other girls, but she was seen cheering in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]].
**She also claimed to be "off duty" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]].
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad is shown to have an email from Homestar, but in [[candy product]], he mentions that the Lappy has a Homestar junkmail filter.
*[[On Break]] — Strong Bad denies being a smoker despite the fact that he's been seen smoking a cigar in a [[Store Thank You Message]].
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] — The King of Town suggests in his Easter egg that he is around 303 years old. However, in [[space program]], released five years earlier, he claimed to be in his sixties.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] —
**Despite having been replaced in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|version 16.2]] by the [[PhoneTime XL800]], the [[PhoneTime XL8]] returns in this toon. Unlike before, it now has the record button that was seen on the XL800.
**In [[Senor Mortgage]], the [[Visor Robot]] speaks with a Microsoft Sam-esque voice. However, in this toon, it speaks with the voice that its [[Powered by The Cheat]] self has in [[Everybody to the Limit]], which is provided by Macintosh's Zarvox.
* In [[caffeine]], Strong Sad goes into hyperactive mode after drinking orange juice laced with Sanka. However, in [[Somber Vacation]], he ordered a cup of black coffee and seemingly drank it with no ill effects.
{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Ages of Characters]]
*[[Blatant Lies]]
*[[History according to Strong Bad]]

[[Category:Research]]

Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe

2020-08-16T22:13:55Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Specific */

[[Image:Strong Badia Bubs' Stand.PNG|thumb|Is Bubs' right? Or is it left?]]
<blockquote>''There's no— there's no style guide, or continuity— we don't have a continuity person working on set.''
:— [[Matt Chapman]], [[geddup noise]] commentary</blockquote>

<blockquote>''We're gonna play "Name That Inconsistency" later on if you want to join us.''
:— [[Strong Sad]], [[Page Load Error]]</blockquote>

With such an expansive bank of cartoons that rely so heavily on whimsical humor, it would be near impossible for [[The Brothers Chaps]] to keep the [[Homestar Runner universe]] completely consistent and have total continuity between cartoons. Because of this large size and humorous nature, various '''inconsistencies''' occur throughout the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|body of work]]. These are usually very minor. According to the site's [[FAQ]], people often ask The Brothers Chaps about inconsistencies; to these questions they answer that "It was either done on purpose or [[TVTropes:Main/MST3KMantra|it's just a cartoon and you probably shouldn't worry about it]]."

==Appearances of Inconsistencies==
===General===
*[[Strong Mad]] — [[Strong Mad#Physical Statistics|His height and weight]] are under constant scrutiny.
*[[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|Strong Bad's computers]] — Their [[Strong Bad's Computers Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities|capabilities]] tend to vary. [[Matt Chapman]] even points this out in the [[homestar hair#DVD Version|DVD commentary]] for [[homestar hair]].
*[[Race Track|The race track]] — In [[autobiography]], lane five is the shortest lane, and seven the longest, while in [[disconnected]], the roles are reversed.
*[[Computer Room|The computer room]] — In most cartoons, the door of the computer room is on the right side of the room, but in [[techno]], [[interview]], [[monument]], and all episodes of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], it is on the left side.
*[[House of the Brothers Strong]] — [[Strong Bad]] claims to have found an [[old-timey]] video in the attic in a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet. In [[imaginary]], Strong Sad states that they don't have an attic.
*[[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] — [[Strong Mad's Character Video]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] all show different ceiling heights.
*[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] —
**[[Bubs]] emerges from its basement by walking up a set of stairs in [[Broken Compy Menu]]. However, he is seen entering it via an elevator in [[geddup noise]] and [[winter pool]].
**It does not appear to have ''any'' basement in [[Fall Float Parade]], as [[Homestar Runner]] is seen standing in a cardboard box on solid ground, where the concession stand stood before [[Strong Mad]] carried it away. Matt Chapman [[geddup noise#Commentary Transcript|suggested]] the cardboard box was covering the elevator shaft.

===Specific===
*Email [[50 emails]] — Homestar Runner is unable to recognize that the [[Compy 386]] is a computer, though he presumably used a computer to respond to an email forwarded by Strong Bad in [[credit card]].
*Email [[flashback]] —
**In the [[Yearbook Character Page]], it says that [[The King of Town]]'s reign as [[King of Town (title)|king]] dates back to "before any of you were born", but in this email, he is [[The Prince of Town]] and the other characters are, obviously, already born.
**To celebrate the 100th [[Strong Bad Email]], the screen of the Compy 386 displays "Congratulations! You have answered 100 emails!", even though there were some episodes, such as [[2 emails]], where he answered [[Strong Bad Email Statistics#Strong Bad Emails Featuring More Than One Email|more than one]]. He also checked 40 of these emails on the [[Tandy 400]] and other computers.
**Strong Bad claims he lost count around email 51, but he began [[caffeine]] (the 91st Strong Bad Email) with "Coming in at number 91, it's, E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The scene [[behind the fence]] is missing the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] that scared [[The Cheat]] in [[date]].
*[[New Boots]] — Strong Bad claims that he doesn't wear [[underwear]], but he is seen wearing underwear in [[stand-up]], [[senior prom]], [[Main Page 24]] and [[nightlife]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad cannot type legibly when he is blindfolded, but in [[impression]] he could type properly even while wearing a paper plate mask. In [[morning routine]], he is also able to type with an empty potato chip bag on one hand.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad writes that he can't jump, yet he manages to jump in [[Experimental Film]], as well as in [[Kid Speedy]] and [[boring (really)]].
*Email [[dreamail]] — Strong Bad imagines the Lappy as [[Female Lappy 486|female]], but in [[animal]] he claimed it was [[The Paper]]'s "new brother".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad's list includes "Songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics", but Strong Bad sang "Na na na" in the intro to [[secret recipes]], does it again in [[Trogday 08]], and sings "da doot doot" in [[portrait]].
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad corrects an email that refers to [[The Geddup Noise]] as "the get up noise", as if he is unfamiliar with that name, but he had called Chairscoot by that name in [[the bet]].
*Email [[bedtime story]] — The Cheat is slightly smaller compared to the grill than he is in [[Where's The Cheat?]] and [[pizza joint]].
**This was most likely deliberate both so that The Cheat could hold onto his glass of [[Suudsu]] and so Strong Bad could fit three [[Roach Killa!|roach foggers]] into the grill.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — [[The Cheat]] presumably reminds Strong Bad that he doesn't pay him, but in [[lackey]], Strong Bad pays The Cheat with pencil shavings. Similarly, in [[rough copy]], he pays The Cheat in soft tacos.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] calls the modern Strong Bad a "brightly-colored baboon", implying there is no color in the [[Old-Timey]] universe. However, the lyrics to the [[Ballad of The Sneak]] claimed [[The Sneak]] was yellow.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The fence is seen to be between the woods and Bubs' Concession Stand, but was not at that location in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Coach Z tries to reveal [[The Thnikkaman]]'s identity by removing his sunglasses, even though Bubs himself does this in [[monument]].
*Email [[retirement]] —
**Strong Bad states that the [[Lappy 486]] has a "5-meg hard drive", although in [[animal]] it claimed to have only a 2-meg hard drive.
**The hole in the screen of the Compy 386 is smaller than it was when [[Bubs]] shotgunned it in the end of [[virus]].
**The Tandy's ghost appeared to be broken in the email [[ghosts]]; however, in this email, it appears unbroken.
*Email [[coloring]] — Marzipan has written on her blackboard that "soy is also murder", yet in [[The Luau]], she has a [[tofu]] party, and in [[do over]], she asked "Homestar" for the [[Crisps, A-Soy!|soy crisps]].
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — This toon indicates that the [[Spooky Woods]] are only spooky during Halloween night, or at least at night. However, in [[Where's The Cheat?]], the woods appear as they do during the other Halloween toons, despite the fact it is neither Halloween nor night.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad writes a note to himself to get a bigger notebook, and couldn't manage to write the word "notebook" on one page. However, in [[record book]], he transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto a single grain of rice, in four languages. This is further contradicted in [[DNA Evidence]], in which he writes down notes from various character confessions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad he has never heard of [[Limozeen]], but they watched [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] together in [[best thing]].
*Email [[hygiene]] — [[Coach Z]] has to ask Strong Bad where he can get hygiene, but in [[senior prom]] he assures Strong Sad he is spiking the punch with [[Listerine]] only because he is "looking out for all yer hygienes".
*Email [[pizza joint]] — [[Strong Bad]] is shocked to learn that there was "competition" between his pizza joint [[The Pizz]] and The Cheat's "Cheatsa Pizza", neglecting the existence of a ''third'' pizza brand, [[Bubs' Old Pizza]].
*Email [[nightlife]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is shown to be to the left of [[Strong Badia]], while in [[Summer Short Shorts]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Bubs' Concession Stand was on Strong Badia's right.
*Various details in [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] suggest that it was filmed in live-action, although previous Old-Timey toons such as [[Kick the Can]], [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], and [[That A Ghost]] are explicitly referred to as "cartoons."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad translates The Cheat's prank call for Marzipan, although Marzipan has been shown as being able to understand The Cheat's language, most notably in [[Date Nite]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Bubs manages to open the window of the [[Gremlin]], but in [[road trip]], Strong Bad said the windows could not open from the inside.
*Email [[your edge]] — The [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] is located underneath the [[living room of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], it was located underneath the computer room.
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]] —
**[[Strong Bad's room]] is located on the first floor of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] and [[nightlife]], it was in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]].
**The computer room is missing the window that it has been shown to have in [[cheat talk]] and [[environment]].
**Strong Bad "refuses to throw away cereal boxes until he solves the mazes on the back" when he had previously beat up [[Homestar]] for wearing the mask and doing the maze on the back of boxes of Cheat Commandos... Os in [[specially marked]].
**It is implied to be non-canon on [[@StrongBadActual]] even though [[sbemail206]] acts as though Dangeresque 3 did get released.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad has to ask if Homestar has an email address, but he has previously forwarded an email to Homestar in [[credit card]], and had a Homestar [[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|junkmail filter]], as seen in [[candy product]].
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]] —
**The events of the game occur shortly after the gang all watches [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. Even though the computer room had no calendar when Strong Bad brought the tape downstairs, there is one in 8-Bit is Enough.
**When Strong Bad jumps in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], he jumps straight at Marzipan. In 8-Bit Is Enough, he jumps towards the same place, but Marzipan isn't there anymore.
**Also, Strong Bad was surprised to learn that [[Charlemagne]] is a male; however, Strong Bad addressed the plant as a male in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*[[Hremail 7]] —
**This old-fashioned toon suggests Strong Bad knew about [[Hremails]] since 2001, yet in [[email thunder]], Strong Bad seems surprised that Homestar also has an email show.
**Strong Bad is shown to have first gotten the Tandy 400 in 2001, but [[no loafing]] showed that he had it in [[1987]] as well.
**The style of animation in this cartoon was used in 2000.
**Strong Bad is shown to be unaware of emails in 2001. However, flashbacks seen in [[personal favorites]] and [[lady...ing]] showed Strong Bad checking emails in [[Strong Bad Evolution|a design]] from early 2000 (the latter flashback is given an approximate date of 1999-2000).
**Strong Bad had trouble saying the word "email" and seemed ignorant of the Internet. But in [[looking old]], Strong Bad talked about "eStrong Vague Online Investments" that was sold in the late 1990s.
*[[4 Gregs]] — [[Cheerleader]] says she is more of a cheerleader in the way she dresses and treats other girls, but she was seen cheering in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]].
**She also claimed to be "off duty" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]].
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad is shown to have an email from Homestar, but in [[candy product]], he mentions that the Lappy has a Homestar junkmail filter.
*[[On Break]] — Strong Bad denies being a smoker despite the fact that he's been seen smoking a cigar in a [[Store Thank You Message]].
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] — The King of Town suggests in his Easter egg that he is around 303 years old. However, in [[space program]], released five years earlier, he claimed to be in his sixties.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] —
**Despite having been replaced in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|version 16.2]] by the [[PhoneTime XL800]], the [[PhoneTime XL8]] returns in this toon. Unlike before, it now has the record button that was seen on the XL800.
**In [[Senor Mortgage]], the [[Visor Robot]] speaks with a Microsoft Sam-esque voice. However, in this toon, it speaks with the voice that its [[Powered by The Cheat]] self has in [[Everybody to the Limit]], which is provided by Macintosh's Zarvox.
* In [[caffeine]], Strong Sad goes into hyperactive mode after drinking orange juice laced with Sanka. However, in [[My Somber Vacation]], he ordered a cup of black coffee and seemingly drank it with no ill effects.
{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Ages of Characters]]
*[[Blatant Lies]]
*[[History according to Strong Bad]]

[[Category:Research]]

Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe

2020-08-16T22:13:36Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Appearances of Inconsistencies */

[[Image:Strong Badia Bubs' Stand.PNG|thumb|Is Bubs' right? Or is it left?]]
<blockquote>''There's no— there's no style guide, or continuity— we don't have a continuity person working on set.''
:— [[Matt Chapman]], [[geddup noise]] commentary</blockquote>

<blockquote>''We're gonna play "Name That Inconsistency" later on if you want to join us.''
:— [[Strong Sad]], [[Page Load Error]]</blockquote>

With such an expansive bank of cartoons that rely so heavily on whimsical humor, it would be near impossible for [[The Brothers Chaps]] to keep the [[Homestar Runner universe]] completely consistent and have total continuity between cartoons. Because of this large size and humorous nature, various '''inconsistencies''' occur throughout the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|body of work]]. These are usually very minor. According to the site's [[FAQ]], people often ask The Brothers Chaps about inconsistencies; to these questions they answer that "It was either done on purpose or [[TVTropes:Main/MST3KMantra|it's just a cartoon and you probably shouldn't worry about it]]."

==Appearances of Inconsistencies==
===General===
*[[Strong Mad]] — [[Strong Mad#Physical Statistics|His height and weight]] are under constant scrutiny.
*[[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|Strong Bad's computers]] — Their [[Strong Bad's Computers Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities|capabilities]] tend to vary. [[Matt Chapman]] even points this out in the [[homestar hair#DVD Version|DVD commentary]] for [[homestar hair]].
*[[Race Track|The race track]] — In [[autobiography]], lane five is the shortest lane, and seven the longest, while in [[disconnected]], the roles are reversed.
*[[Computer Room|The computer room]] — In most cartoons, the door of the computer room is on the right side of the room, but in [[techno]], [[interview]], [[monument]], and all episodes of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], it is on the left side.
*[[House of the Brothers Strong]] — [[Strong Bad]] claims to have found an [[old-timey]] video in the attic in a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet. In [[imaginary]], Strong Sad states that they don't have an attic.
*[[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] — [[Strong Mad's Character Video]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], and [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] all show different ceiling heights.
*[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] —
**[[Bubs]] emerges from its basement by walking up a set of stairs in [[Broken Compy Menu]]. However, he is seen entering it via an elevator in [[geddup noise]] and [[winter pool]].
**It does not appear to have ''any'' basement in [[Fall Float Parade]], as [[Homestar Runner]] is seen standing in a cardboard box on solid ground, where the concession stand stood before [[Strong Mad]] carried it away. Matt Chapman [[geddup noise#Commentary Transcript|suggested]] the cardboard box was covering the elevator shaft.

===Specific===
*Email [[50 emails]] — Homestar Runner is unable to recognize that the [[Compy 386]] is a computer, though he presumably used a computer to respond to an email forwarded by Strong Bad in [[credit card]].
*Email [[flashback]] —
**In the [[Yearbook Character Page]], it says that [[The King of Town]]'s reign as [[King of Town (title)|king]] dates back to "before any of you were born", but in this email, he is [[The Prince of Town]] and the other characters are, obviously, already born.
**To celebrate the 100th [[Strong Bad Email]], the screen of the Compy 386 displays "Congratulations! You have answered 100 emails!", even though there were some episodes, such as [[2 emails]], where he answered [[Strong Bad Email Statistics#Strong Bad Emails Featuring More Than One Email|more than one]]. He also checked 40 of these emails on the [[Tandy 400]] and other computers.
**Strong Bad claims he lost count around email 51, but he began [[caffeine]] (the 91st Strong Bad Email) with "Coming in at number 91, it's, E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The scene [[behind the fence]] is missing the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] that scared [[The Cheat]] in [[date]].
*[[New Boots]] — Strong Bad claims that he doesn't wear [[underwear]], but he is seen wearing underwear in [[stand-up]], [[senior prom]], [[Main Page 24]] and [[nightlife]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad cannot type legibly when he is blindfolded, but in [[impression]] he could type properly even while wearing a paper plate mask. In [[morning routine]], he is also able to type with an empty potato chip bag on one hand.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad writes that he can't jump, yet he manages to jump in [[Experimental Film]], as well as in [[Kid Speedy]] and [[boring (really)]].
*Email [[dreamail]] — Strong Bad imagines the Lappy as [[Female Lappy 486|female]], but in [[animal]] he claimed it was [[The Paper]]'s "new brother".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad's list includes "Songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics", but Strong Bad sang "Na na na" in the intro to [[secret recipes]], does it again in [[Trogday 08]], and sings "da doot doot" in [[portrait]].
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad corrects an email that refers to [[The Geddup Noise]] as "the get up noise", as if he is unfamiliar with that name, but he had called Chairscoot by that name in [[the bet]].
*Email [[bedtime story]] — The Cheat is slightly smaller compared to the grill than he is in [[Where's The Cheat?]] and [[pizza joint]].
**This was most likely deliberate both so that The Cheat could hold onto his glass of [[Suudsu]] and so Strong Bad could fit three [[Roach Killa!|roach foggers]] into the grill.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — [[The Cheat]] presumably reminds Strong Bad that he doesn't pay him, but in [[lackey]], Strong Bad pays The Cheat with pencil shavings. Similarly, in [[rough copy]], he pays The Cheat in soft tacos.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] calls the modern Strong Bad a "brightly-colored baboon", implying there is no color in the [[Old-Timey]] universe. However, the lyrics to the [[Ballad of The Sneak]] claimed [[The Sneak]] was yellow.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The fence is seen to be between the woods and Bubs' Concession Stand, but was not at that location in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Coach Z tries to reveal [[The Thnikkaman]]'s identity by removing his sunglasses, even though Bubs himself does this in [[monument]].
*Email [[retirement]] —
**Strong Bad states that the [[Lappy 486]] has a "5-meg hard drive", although in [[animal]] it claimed to have only a 2-meg hard drive.
**The hole in the screen of the Compy 386 is smaller than it was when [[Bubs]] shotgunned it in the end of [[virus]].
**The Tandy's ghost appeared to be broken in the email [[ghosts]]; however, in this email, it appears unbroken.
*Email [[coloring]] — Marzipan has written on her blackboard that "soy is also murder", yet in [[The Luau]], she has a [[tofu]] party, and in [[do over]], she asked "Homestar" for the [[Crisps, A-Soy!|soy crisps]].
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — This toon indicates that the [[Spooky Woods]] are only spooky during Halloween night, or at least at night. However, in [[Where's The Cheat?]], the woods appear as they do during the other Halloween toons, despite the fact it is neither Halloween nor night.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad writes a note to himself to get a bigger notebook, and couldn't manage to write the word "notebook" on one page. However, in [[record book]], he transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto a single grain of rice, in four languages. This is further contradicted in [[DNA Evidence]], in which he writes down notes from various character confessions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad he has never heard of [[Limozeen]], but they watched [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] together in [[best thing]].
*Email [[hygiene]] — [[Coach Z]] has to ask Strong Bad where he can get hygiene, but in [[senior prom]] he assures Strong Sad he is spiking the punch with [[Listerine]] only because he is "looking out for all yer hygienes".
*Email [[pizza joint]] — [[Strong Bad]] is shocked to learn that there was "competition" between his pizza joint [[The Pizz]] and The Cheat's "Cheatsa Pizza", neglecting the existence of a ''third'' pizza brand, [[Bubs' Old Pizza]].
*Email [[nightlife]] — [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] is shown to be to the left of [[Strong Badia]], while in [[Summer Short Shorts]] and [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Bubs' Concession Stand was on Strong Badia's right.
*Various details in [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] suggest that it was filmed in live-action, although previous Old-Timey toons such as [[Kick the Can]], [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], and [[That A Ghost]] are explicitly referred to as "cartoons."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad translates The Cheat's prank call for Marzipan, although Marzipan has been shown as being able to understand The Cheat's language, most notably in [[Date Nite]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Bubs manages to open the window of the [[Gremlin]], but in [[road trip]], Strong Bad said the windows could not open from the inside.
*Email [[your edge]] — The [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] is located underneath the [[living room of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], it was located underneath the computer room.
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]] —
**[[Strong Bad's room]] is located on the first floor of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], but in [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] and [[nightlife]], it was in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]].
**The computer room is missing the window that it has been shown to have in [[cheat talk]] and [[environment]].
**Strong Bad "refuses to throw away cereal boxes until he solves the mazes on the back" when he had previously beat up [[Homestar]] for wearing the mask and doing the maze on the back of boxes of Cheat Commandos... Os in [[specially marked]].
**It is implied to be non-canon on [[@StrongBadActual]] even though [[sbemail206]] acts as though Dangeresque 3 did get released.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad has to ask if Homestar has an email address, but he has previously forwarded an email to Homestar in [[credit card]], and had a Homestar [[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|junkmail filter]], as seen in [[candy product]].
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]] —
**The events of the game occur shortly after the gang all watches [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]. Even though the computer room had no calendar when Strong Bad brought the tape downstairs, there is one in 8-Bit is Enough.
**When Strong Bad jumps in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], he jumps straight at Marzipan. In 8-Bit Is Enough, he jumps towards the same place, but Marzipan isn't there anymore.
**Also, Strong Bad was surprised to learn that [[Charlemagne]] is a male; however, Strong Bad addressed the plant as a male in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*[[Hremail 7]] —
**This old-fashioned toon suggests Strong Bad knew about [[Hremails]] since 2001, yet in [[email thunder]], Strong Bad seems surprised that Homestar also has an email show.
**Strong Bad is shown to have first gotten the Tandy 400 in 2001, but [[no loafing]] showed that he had it in [[1987]] as well.
**The style of animation in this cartoon was used in 2000.
**Strong Bad is shown to be unaware of emails in 2001. However, flashbacks seen in [[personal favorites]] and [[lady...ing]] showed Strong Bad checking emails in [[Strong Bad Evolution|a design]] from early 2000 (the latter flashback is given an approximate date of 1999-2000).
**Strong Bad had trouble saying the word "email" and seemed ignorant of the Internet. But in [[looking old]], Strong Bad talked about "eStrong Vague Online Investments" that was sold in the late 1990s.
*[[4 Gregs]] — [[Cheerleader]] says she is more of a cheerleader in the way she dresses and treats other girls, but she was seen cheering in [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]].
**She also claimed to be "off duty" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]].
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad is shown to have an email from Homestar, but in [[candy product]], he mentions that the Lappy has a Homestar junkmail filter.
*[[On Break]] — Strong Bad denies being a smoker despite the fact that he's been seen smoking a cigar in a [[Store Thank You Message]].
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] — The King of Town suggests in his Easter egg that he is around 303 years old. However, in [[space program]], released five years earlier, he claimed to be in his sixties.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] —
**Despite having been replaced in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|version 16.2]] by the [[PhoneTime XL800]], the [[PhoneTime XL8]] returns in this toon. Unlike before, it now has the record button that was seen on the XL800.
**In [[Senor Mortgage]], the [[Visor Robot]] speaks with a Microsoft Sam-esque voice. However, in this toon, it speaks with the voice that its [[Powered by The Cheat]] self has in [[Everybody to the Limit]], which is provided by Macintosh's Zarvox.
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* In [[caffeine]], Strong Sad goes into hyperactive mode after drinking orange juice laced with Sanka. However, in [[My Somber Vacation]], he ordered a cup of black coffee and seemingly drank it with no ill effects.

==See Also==
*[[Ages of Characters]]
*[[Blatant Lies]]
*[[History according to Strong Bad]]

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Homestar Runner and Coach Z's Relationship

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[[Image:sbemail25.PNG|thumb|"I definitely say it's just a result of tight pants."]]
'''[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Coach Z]]'s relationship''' is mostly a good one. Homestar and Coach Z are usually seen together when they are having a friendly (and often confusing) conversation, or earlier on, when Homestar would go to Coach Z for advice. Of course, like most character relationships, they occasionally have bad moments, but these are not very frequent.

== Homestar and Coach Z Getting Along ==

*[[A Jorb Well Done]] — Coach Z tells Homestar that he did a great job at practice. A little while later, Homestar (along with others) attempts to help Coach Z fix his accent.
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — Homestar invites Coach Z to his [[Halloween]] party.
*[[In Search Of The Yello Dello]] — Coach Z helps Homestar with [[Marzipan]]'s birthday present.
*Email [[super powers]] — Homestar and Coach Z are talking about tight pants. When Homestar's hat keeps popping off, Coach Z asks him if he's all right.
*[[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]] — Coach Z and Homestar (along with Bubs) are in some sort of police force together.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — Homestar tells Coach Z about the deck he's going to build (of course, he appears to be telling everyone).
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Coach Z makes "squeaky wheelchair noises" for Homestar.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Homestar gets Coach Z a Decemberween present, which was a rusty old steak knife.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Coach Z calls Homestar's Swe At Shirt float adorable.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Homestar sings a song to Coach Z so he won't have to spend Decemberween all alone, again.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] — Coach Z calls Marzipan to tell her to cheer Homestar up, so that he won't look so sad at practice.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z attempts to help Homestar choose a present for Strong Bad.
*Email [[anything]] — Coach Z compliments Homestar's shoes made out of shoe boxes by calling them "some fresh kicks".
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z tells Homestar that he has some nice hippo slippers. Later, at the after party, Coach Z is talking to Homestar again, saying that he meant to tell him that he thought the sock on his head was a nice touch.
*Email [[labor day]] — Homestar invites Coach Z as one of his guests to his labor day party.
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] — Coach Z tells The Homestar Runner he likes his wig. Later he compliments on Homestar's star shirt, then Homestar gets him, [[Bubs]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], and himself meatball subs.
*Email [[trading cards]] — Homestar proudly tells Strong Bad that he was the recipient of all of Coach Z's butt pats except for one in 1984.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Homestar considers Coach Z one of the "good characters".
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z watches Homestar and Pom-Pom's band rehearse, and seems to be falling for Homestar.
*[[Loading Screens]] — Homestar and Coach Z sing together without any conflict.
*[[On Break]] — Homestar and Coach Z hang out during their breaks.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z give Homestar advice on making an alibi when Homestar thinks he's killed Pom Pom.

==Homestar Runner and Coach Z in Conflict==
*[[A Jorb Well Done]] — Homestar and Pom Pom laugh at Coach Z's accent, and at the end of the cartoon, Homestar gets annoyed at Coach Z mispronouncing his name.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar gets annoyed with Coach Z's repetitive and irrelevant advice.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — Homestar, through [[Cardboard Marzipan]], tells Coach Z that he is disgusting.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Coach Z gets annoyed with Homestar's requests for something watery.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Homestar tells Coach Z that he cannot come to his house for Decemberween, and mentions that he's "creepy and depressing all the time".
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] — Homestar groans at Coach Z's "rapping paper" rap song.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Coach Z berates Strong Bad, disguised as Homestar, for running a lousy time record at the [[Contests#Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race|Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race]]. Despite telling Homestar never to show his face in the [[Race Track]] ever again, he sends him 100 bags of [[Color flavored|Red flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Jela-Ton]] as a second prize reward.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Coach Z betrays the Homestarmy, resulting in Homestar going after him in the Maps and Minions game.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z boos Homestar's and Pom Pom's performance after it goes wrong.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] — Coach Z annoys Homestar when he inadvertently suggests that Homestar's hat is inside itself.
*[[Fish Eye Lens]] — Coach Z and Strong Bad groan at Homestar when he ruins their video.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs and Coach Z throw ostrich eggs at Homestar as he leaves the Concession Stand.

==Homestar Runner disturbed by Coach Z==
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — After singing to Coach Z about what to do to not be alone at Decemberween (and how not to be "creepy and depressing all the time"), Coach Z says he would love to go to Homestar's house for Decemberween. However, Homestar harshly turns him down.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — After Coach Z talks about how the light post tree cured him from several problems, Homestar cuts him short, saying he's disgusting and then fake barfs.
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Kicking The Cheat

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[[Image:kickcheat.PNG|thumb|Kick that The Cheat!]]

Despite the fact [[Homestar Runner]] was the first to do so in the [[Original Book]], '''kicking [[The Cheat]]''' has become a habit of [[Strong Bad]]'s, though [[Homestar Runner]] still kicks The Cheat from time to time. This phenomenon originated in [[little animal]], where the senders asked Strong Bad what he would do if a little animal came up to him. Strong Bad then proceeded to kick The Cheat. In [[caper]], Strong Bad makes light of his tendency to kick The Cheat, who doesn't seem to appreciate his joking. However, Strong Bad later admits in [[do over]] that he regrets kicking The Cheat in [[little animal]]. This act of cruelty toward the little guy eventually found itself as a [[Store Toys|plush toy]] and [[Kick The Cheat|game]].

==Appearances==
*[[Original Book]] — Homestar kicks The Cheat out from under Strong Bad's pile of grapes so that [[Pom Pom]] wins the contest.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks The Cheat to answer the question asked in Ashley and Anthony's email.
*Email [[the show]] — Strong Bad wants to see how [[The Show]] "measures up to [him] kicking The Cheat into [[Strong Sad]] with the chicken pox." Afterwards, he claims that kicking The Cheat would have been "comedic gold compared to that mish-mash". However, The Cheat is not actually kicked in this email, to The Cheat's own surprise.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad teases The Cheat by asking if he can kick him for "old times' sake."
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad orders Homestar to give The Cheat a "swift kick in The Cheat". Later, he alludes to "Kickin' Cheats 'til the day I die."
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into [[The King of Town]]'s moat.
*DVD Menu of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] — Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad.
*Email [[do over]] — Strong Bad says that he "always felt a little bad about kicking The Cheat in [[little animal|email 23]]."
[[Image:Strongestmanintheworld kickthecheat.png|thumb|Bicycle kick'd!!!]]
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad kicks The Cheat out of the wrestling ring to try to impress [[Marzipan]].
*Email [[pop-up]] — The Strong Bad pop-up book includes a page in which Strong Bad kicks The Cheat (or more accurately, [[Senor]] Muybueno kicks the Cheato Bandito). This was referred to as "Kicking The Cheat Lite" because it had only half the chance of [[Rabid The Cheat|rabies]].
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — Homestar uses The Cheat as a hackeysack, then bicycle kicks him to oblivion in this remake of the Original Book.
*[[Where's The Cheat? (game)]] — Upon finding The Cheat, Strong Bad kicks him repeatedly for some unknown reason.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] kicks [[The Sneak]] after the latter delivers a telegram.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad attempts to kick The Cheat in the dark hole, but The Cheat moves, causing Strong Bad to fall.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad can kick The Cheat into the dryer anytime he passes through the [[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]]. The Cheat always manages to find his way out of the dryer by the next time Strong Bad enters the room. During the party, Strong Bad also states that he will kick everyone out, "except for The Cheat. I'll just kick him."
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — During the cutscenes of the strategy game, Homestar may kick his opponents, including The Cheat.
*[[Baddest Of The Bands]] — [[Bubs]] reminisces about when he and [[Coach Z]] used to rap about causing trouble, and they are seen kicking The Cheat. This also appears in the preview for it in Strong Badia The Free.
*[[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] — Homestar as [[Dangeresque Too]] kicks The Cheat as [[Szechuan Steve]] off of a building.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — In the exciting climax, Strong Bad as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] kicks The Cheat as [[Craig]] into an Airlock (actually the dryer), forcing him into space.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — When The Cheat attempts to kick the kickball, ''both'' the ball and The Cheat go flying in a similar arc, implying that The Cheat "kicked" ''himself''.
*Email [[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad's crowdfunding campaign is hosted on Kickcheater, a pun on popular crowdfunding website, [[wikipedia:Kickstarter|Kickstarter]].

==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad and The Cheat's Relationship]]

[[Category:Activity running gags]]
[[Category:Violence]]

Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship

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[[Image:Sbemail137.PNG|thumb|"BRAN MUFFINS!"]]

'''[[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]]'s relationship''' is a mix of several feelings. More often than not, the two brothers work together as a team. While usually Strong Bad "cherishes brother [[Graw Mad]]", there are the occasional exceptions; sometimes Strong Bad hurts Strong Mad (or vice-versa), both emotionally and physically. Several instances of conflict between the brothers involves Strong Bad bullying [[The Cheat]], of whom Strong Mad is very protective of.

== Strong Bad and Strong Mad getting along ==
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad write an anti-[[Homestar Runner]] message in [[gasoline]].
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — Strong Bad talks to Strong Mad prior to the ghost story.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Mad punches [[The King of Town]] for making fun of Strong Bad's costume.
*Email [[flag day]] — Strong Bad gives Strong Mad a tattoo.
*Email [[guitar]] — While describing how he plays hott lixx on a guitar, Strong Bad imagines a band scene in which he plays rhythm guitar, Strong Mad plays the bass and [[The Cheat]] plays the keyboard.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as Homestar, gives Strong Mad's last-minute entry in the contest a "good prize" ribbon.
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad listen to [[Moving very slowly]] together.
*[[Arcade Game]] — While playing the [[TROGDOR!]] game, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat sing along to the [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] song.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Mad (along with [[Strong Sad]]) provides backing claps for Strong Bad's [[The Cheat Is Not Dead]] song.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Mad attends the [[Ladies' Choice Awards]].
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad awards Strong Mad a gold star for saying "[[Douglas]]".
*[[Strong Bad's Character Video]] — Strong Bad talks about "[his] big brother and [their] The Cheat", implying that he and Strong Mad share The Cheat.
*Email [[date]] — For Strong Bad's amusement, Strong Mad beats up Strong Sad.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Mad sends Strong Bad an email.
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Mad and Strong Bad spend half of the email together. Afterwards, at Strong Mad's request, Strong Bad puts on a musical show about a cardboard box, which appears to be a regular occurrence in the household.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Mad can be seen dancing with Strong Bad and Homestar.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Mad attends Strong Bad's motivational lecture.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad play with their presents together.
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]] — After his computer explodes, Strong Bad feverishly sweeps a few ashes from his computer into an envelope, thinking that the ashes are pieces of his computer that can be salvaged, including his buddy list, of which Strong Mad is a part.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Strong Mad and Strong Bad have a conversation about tattoos.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Bad gets a laugh out of Strong Mad sucking up [[Bubs]]'s bandwidth.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad sit next to each other.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Mad is one of the people Strong Bad calls to his emergency marketing meeting, referring to him as one of "the best, the brightest, the people [he] hates the least."
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Strong Mad thanks Strong Bad for boycotting the [[Strong Badathlon]] over the "Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad high five each other.
*Email [[hygiene]] — In the video, Strong Mad is one of "Gene"'s friends.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad presumably considers Strong Mad a good character.
*[[Where's The C.H.E.A.T.]] — Strong Mad tells Strong Bad to get a key.
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — Strong Mad warns Strong Bad that the [[pizza]] is three weeks old. Strong Bad later discusses his [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|upcoming game]] with Strong Mad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — After Strong Bad is house-arrested by the King of Town, if you look out the window, Strong Mad is part of the protest rally and demands that the King free Strong Bad. Also, once Strong Bad switches jobs with The Of Town, Strong Mad refuses to let him leave, showing concern.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Although Strong Bad does not pick Strong Mad first or second to be on his team, Strong Mad is still happy to be picked third.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Strong Bad races with Strong Mad and Strong Sad because he wants to keep the family together "for heather".
*Email [[too cool]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad watch [[Senor Cardgage]]'s character video together.
*[[Characters from Yonder Website]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad drink Smarty Juice together.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Strong Bad takes pictures with Strong Mad and The Cheat in the [[Photo Boooth]].
*[[The Next April Fools Thing]] — Strong Bad tries to stop Strong Mad from punching himself in the face.

== Strong Bad and Strong Mad not getting along ==
*[[A Mother's Day Message]] — Strong Mad ridicules Strong Bad's costume along with [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], and [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Mad furiously confronts Strong Bad after the latter had [[Kicking The Cheat|kicked The Cheat]]. When he realizes this, Strong Bad nervously tries to cover it up but quickly takes it back by kicking Strong Mad in the knee, after which Strong Mad chases Strong Bad around the room.
*Email [[invisibility]] — While invisible, Strong Bad can't convince Strong Mad that he is sitting in the spot on the couch where Strong Mad wants to sit. Strong Mad gets angry and sits on him.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad kicks Strong Mad in the knee.
*Email [[different town]] — When Strong Bad envisages [[The Stick]] as a "Big Ol' Tree" that would try to eat everyone except The Cheat and himself, Strong Mad tries to add himself to the exceptions, but Strong Bad replies only with "We'll see," to his disappointment.
*Email [[old comics]] — Strong Bad pranks Strong Mad by putting [[pasta salad]] in his drawer; however, Strong Mad enjoys it.
*Email [[the facts]] — Strong Bad devotes an entire email to explaining why Strong Mad can't produce his own cartoon show.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — In this unfinished cartoon, Strong Bad is mad at Strong Mad when he throws the [[Melonade]] keg on him.
*Email [[do over]] — While trying to figure out how to redo "little animal", Strong Bad sees Homestar dressed up as The Cheat. When he catches him bashing Homestar on the head with the computer keyboard, Strong Mad accuses Strong Bad of hurting The Cheat. Strong Bad tries to explain that that's Homestar in disguise, but Homestar convinces Strong Mad otherwise, after which he grabs Strong Bad by the leg and holds him upside-down and shakes him, causing coins to fall out.
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Mad a loser, prompting Strong Mad to look angry.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad says to Strong Mad, as well as Bubs, The Cheat, and [[Marzipan]], "These are all terrible ideas. What do you think I'm not payin' ya for?"
*Email [[Accent]] — At [[Coach Z]]'s request, Strong Mad repeatedly punches Strong Bad to force him to speak with his Mexican accent.
*Email [[being mean]] — Strong Bad tells Coach Z, Marzipan, and Strong Mad that they suck.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
**Nepotism doesn't seem to be Strong Mad's forte as he will boot Strong Bad out of [[the King of Town's castle]] if he catches him.
**Strong Bad refuses to touch Strong Mad's lunchbox as the last time he did so, Strong Mad apparently put his uvula in a sleeper hold.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Mad is deeply hurt that Strong Bad does not pick him first, or even second.
*Email [[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad pranks Strong Mad by turning him upside-down.

== Strong Bad being unimpressed with Strong Mad ==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] — Strong Bad chastises Strong Mad for incorrectly prank calling Marzipan.
*Email [[helium]] — Strong Bad is unimpressed with Strong Mad's unchanged helium-induced voice.
*Email [[cheat talk]] — Strong Bad is unsuccessful in getting Strong Mad to say "Douglas".
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad restrains himself from making fun of Strong Mad's "[[Dragons#Strong Mad's Attempt|dragon]]".
*[[Superbowl Dealie]] — Strong Bad, having presumably been awakened by Strong Mad's awaiting the Big Game, reminds Strong Mad that the game has been over for six hours.
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sarcastically refers to Strong Mad's origami as "incredible likeness".
*Email [[labor day]] — Strong Bad, unable to come up with a proper insult for Strong Mad and The Cheat, instead sarcastically refers to their contrast as nice.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Mad pathetic.
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad is unimpressed with Strong Mad's attempt at "[[dancing]]".
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad is confused that Strong Mad, Strong Sad, and The Cheat are watching Andy Griffith's head taped to the TV.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Bad does not believe Strong Mad's claim that [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] followed him home.
*Email [[portrait]] — Strong Bad says that a five-year-old could have made a better [[macaroni]] portrait than Strong Mad.
*Email [[coloring]] — Strong Bad makes a disparaging remark about the intelligence of all of Marzipan's [[L.U.R.N.|students]], which includes Strong Mad.
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad admits that he is not confident in Strong Mad's public speaking abilities.
*[[Toikey TV]] — When Strong Mad falls asleep, Strong Bad watches Thanksgiving specials instead of football.
*[[Play Date]] — Strong Bad thanks Homestar for "babysitting" Strong Mad and says that Strong Mad needs a nap.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad reminds Strong Mad that he always hides behind The Stick. When Strong Mad says that he stayed up all night making a hiding place shaped like himself, Strong Bad sarcastically says, "It was well worth your time."
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Upon learning that the name of Strong Mad's makeshift country is "Country", Strong Bad notes that he's going to be held back "another year".
*Email [[fan club]] (DVD commentary) — Strong Bad says the [[Cinder Block]] is the only member of [[The Deleteheads]] that he respects, including Strong Mad.
*Email [[imaginary]] — Strong Bad says that neither Strong Mad nor Strong Sad are capable of having friends.

== Strong Mad being unimpressed with Strong Bad ==
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Mad gets hungry while waiting for Strong Bad to set the fire. He later abandons the party to attend Marzipan's luau.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Mad demands action at the Ladies' Choice Awards.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Mad catches Strong Bad [[Making Out|making out]] with [[The Ugly One]].
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Mad gives Strong Bad an annoyed look over the latter's fake answering machine message.
*Email [[business trip]] — Strong Mad says that he will not appreciate [[the Spirit of St. Louis]].
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad has difficulty convincing Strong Mad to let him into [[Club Technochocolate]].
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Mad tells Strong Bad to be quiet.
*[[Career Day]] — Strong Mad calls Strong Bad's film boring. He later laughs at Homestar's joke about "spaceman mak[ing] [[bafroom]] in his pants".
*[[Where U Goin' 2?]] — Strong Mad reminds Strong Bad that they were talking about motorbikes, not [[ice cream]]. He later calls out on Strong Bad's use of [[redundancy]].

== Strong Bad and Strong Mad working together ==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad battle against [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]] in a tag-team wrestling match following Strong Bad ripping off the star from Homestar's shirt.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all try to make off with Marzipan's radish.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — To help him win, Strong Mad stands in for Strong Bad at one point.
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] — On Strong Bad's page, it mentions him working together with Strong Mad and The Cheat to ruin Homestar's day, despite their tattoo plans.
*[[A Jorb Well Done]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to help Coach Z say "job", then laugh at him.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad set up a party.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad surprise Marzipan together.
*[[Email Processing Room]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad with the processing of his [[Strong Bad Email|emails]].
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad work together to find The Cheat.
*Email [[monster truck]] — Strong Mad participates in [[Awexome Cross '98]].
*[[Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad trick Homestar into buying them drinks.
*[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series — In the series, Strong Bad portrays [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] while Strong Mad portrays himself (in [[stunt double|This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1]]) and [[Perducci]]'s secret weapon and Dangeresque's doom, [[Killingyouguy]] (in [[dangeresque 3|Dangeresque: Too?]] and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]).
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all go on a vandalizing spree.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Bad is the main anchor of [[Action Cool 5#Action Cool News 5|Strong Badia Action Cool News]] and Strong Mad is the sports newscaster.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad defend [[Strong Badia]] from the [[Homestarmy]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad breaks Strong Bad and The Cheat out of [[jail]].
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad with [[Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace! USA]].
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad with his unplugged email.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad work together (for a while, anyway) to try to cure The Cheat of his hiccups.
*Email [[origins]] and [[more armies]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad are in the [[On Point Kings]].
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad go on a "reading rampage" together.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are responsible for putting together the [[fireworks]] display.
*Email [[bedtime story]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to "help" The Cheat fall asleep.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad were throwing broken television sets off a [[Cliffs#Creepy Cliff|cliff]] when Homestar arrives trying to find the essence ingredient for Marzipan's potion.
*Email [[space program]] and [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad with [[the Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]].
*Email [[highschool]] — Strong Bad [[History According to Strong Bad|claims]] that he and Strong Mad were [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-Steries|a team of super sleuths]] in [[Teenage Variation|high school]]. In particular, they would try to emancipate Homestar from [[Homestar Runner's Pants|his pants]].
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Mad and Strong Bad try to make everyone's [[pants]] go away.
*Email [[redesign]] — Strong Mad provides the "voice" of, and presumably controls, the "karate pants" [[stop motion]] monster.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad have Strong Sad give them a weather forecast, then go to the [[swimming pool]] together.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad have The Cheat stuff his mouth with [[French fries]].
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad feeds the [[Compy 386]] to Strong Mad.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all work together to try and find Halloween Night.
*Email [[underlings]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad communicate to Coach Z that his bathers are too small.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — Strong Bad states that Strong Mad was his tag-team wrestling partner to rival the team of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] as The Jack 'Em Up Kid and his imaginary partner, Gary the Legend.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Mad provides the waves for the [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|gelatin]]-filled pool.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad help [[The Cheat]] get ready for the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]].
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad participate in a [[Blubb-O's]] commercial.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat look for a potential "zombie slave".
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — After receiving the [[Halfathlon]] trophy, Strong Mad as Putchnya Shotski joins Strong Bad's party and helps him obtain the [[scorpion]] food later.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad save Senor Cardgage's life.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad help Pom Pom trick Homestar into believing he came back as a ghost after Homestar "killed" him.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad with his haunted house.
*[[Later That Night...]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad go trick-or-treating together.
*[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad are on the same team.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — Strong Mad collaborates with his brothers to prevent [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] from regaining his corporeal form.

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[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Strong Mad]]

Puking

2020-08-12T22:56:01Z

KittyFoodTime:

[[Image:Style1.PNG||thumbnail|"I don't know whether to puke or have a seizure..."]]

On several occasions, various [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters '''[[Wikipedia:Vomiting|puke]]''' or mention puking.

==Appearances==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — [[Homestar Runner]] pukes [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] and a bomb onto [[Strong Bad]].
*[[Fortune Cookies]] — A fortune cookie reads, "Why not try some moldy [[bread]]. You might not vomit."
*[[Theme Song Video]] — [[The Poopsmith]] serves [[whatsit]] to [[The King of Town]], causing him to be on the verge of puking.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] — At the end of the toon, The King of Town turns green from eating so much Thanksgiving food.
*Email [[date]] — Strong Bad claims his [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] will let him see what Marzipan and Homestar are like on a date "without the risk of personal injury. Or vomiting."
*Email [[couch patch]] — [[Coach Z]]'s reason for the existence of the patch on [[the couch]] is because he puked in a rip in the couch.
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — When Coach Z asks where Strong Sad went, Homestar replies, "I think he might be up-chucking."
**Coach Z then asks Strong Mad to look for him. Strong Sad is seen behind a bathroom door on his knees at the toilet (although he doesn't appear to be vomiting at the time).
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad says that the "Bowels of Trogdor" ride will "whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow".
*[[Labor Dabor]] — Homestar calls [[Frank Bennedetto]]'s sudden outburst of popcorn an "upchuck".
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad says that [[Marzipan]]'s vegetable chorus is about to give him the "throw-ups", and he proceeds to make puking noises.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] pukes at the suggested band name, "Smartly Pretty".
*Email [[secret recipes]] — After realizing he ate a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] hair, Coach Z is sickened to the point that, as he words it, he may puke his [[pants]] (which he is willing to show Strong Bad how). Strong Bad tries to "make puke" The King of Town by pretending to eat a Speed Stick. It turns out The King is already eating some, and likes it.
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad pukes after Homestar's [[buttdance]], making his number one item "Thcleaning up your own puke off the keyboard".
*[[Sick Day]] — [[The Cheat]] is in a "[[Puke Pail]] For Him!" with puke stains on it.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar claims that the last bite of The King of Town's ham sandwich "nearly made me puke it right back on my plate!"
*Email [[lady fan]] — The Cheat pukes in the dryer after shocking Strong Bad.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Manager|Shirt Folding Store Manager]] tells So and So that "a kid puked in dressing room 3".
*Email [[retirement]] — It is implied that the King of Town has puked on Marzipan.
*Email [[coloring]] — One of the crayons you can use in the [[Limozeen Coloring Book|coloring book Easter egg]] is called "Roadie Puke Green".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Homestar's song mentions that if Coach Z learns to "say words right", people won't throw up so much when they talk to him. Also, during the song, Coach Z is seen sitting next to a "Puke Pail For Whoev!"
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad doesn't know whether to puke or have a seizure in response to The Cheat's flashy and quickly-paced edit of the email.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — Strong Bad tells Coach Z that a customer service rep has puked up her microwave lasagna. In the commentary, Strong Bad mentions he used to think puke covered in sawdust was "way nastier" than just puke.
*Email [[underlings]] — The titular character of [[TV Shows#Dartmouth|Dartmouth]] can be heard making a vomiting sound before shooting a dart at the villain.
*Email [[Accent]] — Coach Z makes a hypothetical suggestion that Homestar Runner "t'rew up" all over Strong Bad's latest caper.
*[[Rap Song]] — The Cheat turns a little green and sounds sick after [[Coach Z]] offers him chinstrap pizza.
*[[The Poopsmith's Character Video]] — Homestar says that "The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence". He then says, "I'm about to take a vow of throwing up my cookies all over this microphone."
*Email [[pet show]] — The Cheat puts a drop of "Puke Drops" in one of the judges' drinks.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad asks Marzipan to "walk into the bathroom and stare at your gross face until you make yourself puke".
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — Blue Laser Commander says to the Commandos, "Aah! The mere sight of you makes me want to retch!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] —
**When Marzipan is talking about positive thinking, and visualizing Homestar winning the race, Strong Bad says, "You're about to make me start positive puking." Marzipan replies, "I visualized that yesterday."
**After hearing Homsar's voicemail message, Strong Bad remarks that it was pointless and made his [[brain]] throw up.
**After viewing Homestar's "comic", Strong Bad describes it as something a blind cat might've thrown up after eating a blind rat.
*[[Main Page 25]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] mentions barf bags.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — If the player attempts to use the lighter on the [[tire]], Strong Bad will decline, claiming that "Burning tire fumes make my puke throw up".
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad sings that the thought of 200 Sbemails makes him puke.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] —
**Strong Bad recites, "I think I like you, glowy starfish. You do not make me want to barfish."
**Strong Bad tries to tell Marzipan that she has a secret admirer, but she misunderstands that Strong Bad is admitting he likes her. Strong Bad is disgusted by the idea and says "don't make me ralph"!
**He also recalls that the 3 O'clock Twist made Strong Sad so dizzy he puked, then tripped, then puked again.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — One of the objectives is to get Dangeresque so dizzy from spinning in a chair, after eating 5-year-old Kung-Fu Dragon Takeout and drinking old coffee, that he pukes. Here, puke itself is referred to as "whoosit" to match "[[whatsit]]".
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Clicking the dryer makes Strong Bad say he'll learn not to give [[The Cheat]] a ride in it during Tacos n' Gravy night, implying The Cheat puked in there.
*[[Career Day]] — Strap pukes in space moments after the narrator says that space is defined as the coolest place in the universe to throw up.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]] makes [[Sci-Fi Greg]] want to "barf up [his] earlier energy drink into the one [he's] currently drinking."
*[[Sketchbook]] — The Sketchbook for [[Sketchbook 2009|July 9, 2009]] reads "Some people puke all over themselves. Albert has red hair."
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Shark-Tooth Bubs tells Puppet Strong Bad that he's "going to throw up at [Strong Bad's] house."
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Davey writes a song about Strong Bad, who comments that it will be "vomit-inducing".
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad mentions somebody "puking in their toupee". This is done by Coach Z in the YouTube video [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]].
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — After Tycho goes too deep into how he loves hedgehogs, Strong Bad replies in disgust that he's puking in his pants.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Homestar pretends to puke when Coach Z tells him about his illnesses.
*{{postref|516039750138875904|27|Sep|2014}} — At the bottom of a page of [[ASCII art]], there is a loose sketch of [[The Ugly One]] throwing up a dead [[duck]] with the caption "Duck Barf!!".
*[[Halloween Safety]] — An [[Easter egg]] featuring [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|Storybook Homestar]] and [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] has Strong Bad narrating the former's declaration of "[[Ina-pro-pro]]!" with "barfed the Queen of England".
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Strong Bad thinks the ghost image might possess him with [[demon]]ic barf powers.
*[[Barf Bag]] — Strong Bad draws a used and leaking barf bag.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — Eyeball barf bath is not one of [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]]'s three fears.
*{{postref|1191946722114777092|5|Nov|2019}} — A bonus scene from ''Strong Bad's Ghost Enters the Homestar Runner, Thereby Possessing him Demonically'' has [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] barfing eyeballs onto Coach Zee's hand.

==Screenshots of Puking==
<gallery>
Image:Fortunevomit.PNG|It's true. You ''might'' not vomit, but...
Image:Kotpuke2.PNG|Even the King of Town draws the line at whatsit. (Usually.)
Image:Kotpuke.PNG|"More [[gravy]] please."
Image:Couchpuke.png|"I'm sorry for what I done!"
Image:Cheerleaderpuke.PNG|"Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh!"
Image:Pukepail.PNG|"The Cheat! What's taking so long with my puke pail?"
Image:Cheatpuking.PNG|"This is not looking extra-special cool."
Image:Sketchbook 07-09-2009.png|Albert has green stains.
Image:cheatpuke.png|"That one looks like the MacAlpine Nebula!"
Image:YT Autoplay - Eyeball Barf ASMR.png|Eyeball Barf 10 Hour Loop
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Peeing]]
*[[Whatsit]]
[[Category:Recurring Themes|{{PAGENAME}}]]

I'll Take Twelve

2020-08-02T20:19:55Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Take 12 eStrong.png|thumb|"I'll take it! I'll take twelve!"]]
Occasionally, [[characters]] offer to buy things in sets of '''twelve'''.

==Appearances==
*Email [[garage sale]] (Easter egg) — [[Homestar Runner]] volunteers to buy twelve [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|Homestar Runners]].
*Email [[looking old]] (Easter egg) — Homestar volunteers to buy twelve eStrong Vague Online Investments.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — [[Marzipan]] orders twelve Marzipan-themed costumes after deciding they aren't that offensive.
*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017]] — Strong Bad says [[Strong Sad]] will take twelve of what he assumes is a fried [[Indian Food|chicken tikka masala]] sandwich.

===Variations===
*Email [[technology]] — In the Easter egg, Homestar volunteers to buy four of [[Bubs]]'s wireless extension cords.

[[Category: Word running gags]]

Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship

2020-08-02T15:25:05Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Strong Sad's Revenge */

[[Image:ss getting hopped on.png|thumb|"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you."]]
''From the [[Adventure Gamers Interview - 12 Dec 2008|Adventure Gamers Interview]]:''
<blockquote>'''MATT:''' The dynamic between Strong Bad and Strong Sad is sorta like Mike and I growing up. Only I wasn't as depressed as Strong Sad and Mike wasn't as cool as Strong Bad. But the beatings are pretty accurate.</blockquote>

'''[[Strong Bad]]'s relationship with [[Strong Sad]]''' usually consists of Strong Bad hurting or making fun of Strong Sad, though not all the time. He has given Strong Sad various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] and often hurts him. However, Strong Bad and Strong Sad occasionally get along, usually when Strong Bad is in need of an assistant. It appears that Strong Bad is at least partly responsible for his little brother's depression; Strong Sad [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon|writes]] that in his big brother's absence, "[He feels] cooler, and less like [he sucks] so bad".

==Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad==

*Strong Bad has created various [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|insulting nicknames]] for Strong Sad.
*[[Old Characters Page]] and [[Yearbook Character Page]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad are said to have disowned Strong Sad a long time ago, but they eventually "accepted" him again according to [[Second Games Menu]].
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad ties Strong Sad to a spinning wheel and throws a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]] at him.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]] — Strong Sad recalls a time Strong Bad filled his underwear with bologna and read his journal out in public when they were kids.
*Email [[depressio]] — Strong Bad gives out Strong Sad's email address so that the viewers can insult him.
*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — [[Li'l Strong Bad]] threatened to "punsh" [[Li'l Strong Sad]] in the back.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Sad says that he gets locked in the bathtub every [[Decemberween]], which is implied to be Strong Bad's doing.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — Strong Bad glues Strong Sad's hands to his face twice, then to his butt.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as [[Homestar Runner]], gives Strong Sad's pumpkin a last place ribbon.
*Email [[50 emails]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell Strong Sad's [[soolnds]] to poachers.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]:
**Strong Bad punched Strong Sad in the knee, then had [[Strong Mad]] punch him in the knee.
**Strong Bad funneled rain onto Strong Sad while he was taking a nap.
**Strong Bad put a post-it note on Strong Sad's face while he was sleeping and attempted to deface his blog.
*Email [[cheat talk]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the stomach with the [[Compy 386]]'s keyboard.
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's drawing of a [[Dragons|dragon]] with the [[BMW Lighter]].
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad dead several times.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] set fire to Strong Sad's underwear.
*Email [[big white face]] — Strong Bad threw at least two [[cake]]s at Strong Sad and flips him off.
*Email [[privileges]] — Strong Bad encourages The Cheat to drill Strong Sad's face and hands.
*Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to draw on himself and star in the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial. When Strong Sad protests, Strong Bad threatens his stuffed lobster [[Gooblies]].
*[[Strong Sad's Character Video]] — Strong Sad states that he has two brothers who like to pummel him every hour on the hour.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]] him on dangerous scenes.
*Email [[date]] — Strong Bad seems to have coerced Strong Mad into pummeling Strong Sad, and has given Strong Mad a (hidden camera equipped) class ring with which to do so. Strong Bad uses the camera to record the infraction and watches it approvingly.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad forced Strong Sad to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad" and flicked his "ear".
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad steals and vandalizes Strong Sad's book.
*Email [[2 years]] — Strong Bad believes that he locked Strong Sad in the dryer, while he was really locked in [[The King of Town's Grill]].
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad repeatedly jumps on Strong Sad while saying "I hate you" over and over.
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad slips Strong Sad some caffeine, eventually causing him to pass out. Then he rumors to everyone he is dead and adopted.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad presumably turns Strong Sad into an indentured servant.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad he is a [[Waste of X|waste of]] fat space.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals [[Strong Sad's iPod]].
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad draws on Strong Sad with his "[[Permanent Marker|Light Pen]]".
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad makes "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular", a show in his [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]].
*Email [[replacement]] — Strong Bad trains people to attack Strong Sad and insults his suggestions of "attacks".
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich and forces him to stunt double for Strong Mad on dangerous scenes.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad messes with Strong Sad's movie and steals his spotlight from the commentary.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad makes fun of Strong Sad by drawing a two-legged elephant named [[Tendafoot]].
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad and Homestar's song disgusting.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad threatens Strong Sad through [[haiku]].
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] intro — Strong Bad [[Kicking The Cheat|kicks The Cheat]] into Strong Sad.
*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to act like a disc jockey, [[The Deathly Pallor]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — This year, Strong Sad is actually seen locked inside of the bathtub.
*Email [[origins]] — Li'l Strong Bad presumably made Strong Sad a [[belly button]] with an electric drill, then as an adult threatens him with a second bellybutton.
*Email [[best thing]] — Strong Bad throws the remote at Strong Sad.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad insults Strong Sad's weight, as well as his poetry.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad convinces Strong Sad that all his underwear somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction so he can watch ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]''.
*Email [[record book]] — Strong Bad "awards" Strong Sad the record for "Biggest Waste of [[Dump]]".
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad drops Strong Sad through a trapdoor.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad implies that he stole 500 bucks from Strong Sad to run a booth at the con.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad buries Strong Sad in the ground up to his chest.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Bad traps Strong Sad in a fake snowman and uses [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchucks]] to beat him.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad in the head with a "hard disk", which is actually a floppy disk.
*Email [[narrator]] — One part of Strong Bad's movie trailer includes an octopus thrown at Strong Sad, while another trailer has Strong Sad hit by a dead goose launched out of the dryer.
*Email [[pop-up]] — One page of the book allows the reader to pour gray cement, ram's [[blood]], Boston cream or Magic Eye on Strong Sad's head. The page also has a flab-tab.
*Email [[candy product]] — Strong Bad sticks Strong Sad's head in [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|the basement]]'s ceiling.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad falls asleep while Strong Sad describes his idea for Strong Bad's 150th email.
*[[Kid Speedy]] — Strong Bad threatens to steal Strong Sad's two dollars.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad on the head to wake him up.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad's act as, "Stupid's stupid [[crap]] that I hate".
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad puts wildebeest pheromones into Strong Sad's laundry (again).
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Strong Bad [[ornament]] "bedazzles" the Strong Sad ornament off of the [[Decemberween]] tree, smashing him.
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad threatens to beat Strong Sad up after he talks constantly during a movie.
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad imagines Strong Sad carrying a jar containing Strong Bad's corpse while being whipped by The Cheat. He later imagines coming back to life to stop Strong Sad from performing an interpretive dance.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat sue Strong Sad for custody of Not-So-Thin Mints by throwing water balloons at him.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad harvests Strong Sad's DNA.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad breaks a record over Strong Sad's head, causing one shard to become lodged in his scalp.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad says "[he] would rather [[Death|die]]" than play "''Cats'': the Musical" with Strong Sad.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Bad denies invitations to join Strong Sad's friend list at virtualpizz.biz and calls him "Thelonius Dump".
*Email [[slumber party]] — Early on, Strong Bad speaks of dislocating the shoulders of younger siblings. Later on, Strong Sad appears with his arm in a sling. Additionally, Strong Bad tells the viewers that Strong Sad used to miss their [[Parents|mother]] during the slumber parties they held in their basement and forces him to admit that this happened once a week for ten years. Strong Bad later attempts to dislocate Strong Sad's other shoulder.
*Email [[business trip]] — Strong Bad leaves Strong Sad's lecture right after the introduction.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad jokes that the only inaccuracy he can find with a hideous Strong Sad costume is the fact the person wearing it is hugging a female.
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The photo labeled "Master of the 1/8th Nelson!" shows Strong Bad's arm grabbing Strong Sad below his own arm.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on Strong Sad and Marzipan.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad gets back at Strong Sad for coming up with a fan fiction of his own: He causes an entire bag of Twizzlers to fall out of his mouth, has him squeezed by a eight-foot sandwich constrictor and introduces a [[naked Homestar Runner]] to the story.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat to shoot at Strong Sad with a harpoon gun, as well as [[Coach Z]] wearing a large [[Drive-Thru]] Whale costume.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Bad attempts to throw a rotten Easter egg at Strong Sad.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Bad ridicules Strong Sad's skin condition.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat to switch to capturing Strong Sad in a cage.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat throw feathers at Strong Sad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad forces Strong Sad to join [[Strong Badia]]. He later tricks Strong Sad into getting his [[Made-Up Body Parts|Pretendix]] removed. Strong Bad claims to have done surgeries on Strong Sad if the katana is used on him. Interestingly, there appear to be limits on how far Strong Bad will harm his brother: If the lighter is used on Strong Sad, Strong Bad is dead against it because setting him on fire is considered "so fourth grade."
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to hit Strong Sad with eggs; however, Strong Sad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|gets his revenge]] by wearing an egg-covered poncho, which fools them.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad retaliates and hits Strong Sad harshly on the chest with the Billy club.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — Strong Bad takes a photo showing the dragon-man on the takeout container apparently assaulting Strong Sad in the building opposite.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad repeatedly blames Strong Sad for breaking the [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine. When in [[Peasantry]], Strong Bad will also assert that Strong Sad is a princess.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad tells Strong Sad that he is going to knee him in the face for breakfast.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad only begrudgingly lets Strong Sad join his team when he is the only player left unpicked.
*[[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad rigs up Strong Sad's Pop-Tart to explode.
*Email [[imaginary]] — When they were kids, Strong Bad taped Strong Sad to the ceiling, causing Strong Sad to create an [[imaginary friend]], [[Scotty Titi]]. Strong Bad gets annoyed by Scotty and eventually creates his own imaginary friend, who then kills Scotty.
*[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat encase Strong Sad in cement and attempt to drown him in the [[swimming pool]]. Strong Bad seems to be disappointed when Homestar saves him.
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad seems to have taken a photo of Strong Sad's backside.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad tells Heavy Weapons Guy that he can toss Strong Sad out the second floor window and take his room.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the bathtub once again. This year, however, Strong Bad seems to have gone a step further by leaving Strong Sad out in the cold to catch hypothermia.
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad destroys Strong Sad's [[sloshy]] record.
*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] — Strong Bad vandalizes Strong Sad's book and plans to record Strong Sad's pain medication high ramblings.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad tries to get Strong Sad to reach into a [[toilet]] full of [[poop]].
*[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] — Strong Bad is horrified that Strong Sad could have been Strong Glad and he wouldn’t be able to make fun of him.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] (Easter egg) — Strong Sad's [[French]] accent becomes so exaggerated that Strong Bad urgently says, "Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking!"
*[[The Next April Fools Thing]] — Strong Bad "motivates" Strong Sad by installing a lowering spiky ceiling above him.

=== Images of Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad ===
<gallery>
Image:themesong.PNG|Look out, Strong Sad, it's Strong Bad! With a knife!
Image:sbemail28.PNG|"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."
Image:ss whiffle bat.png|BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
Image:imagend dead ss.png|Is he dead?
Image:ss burned drawing.png|"I'll improve on your methods!"
Image:ss keyboard hit.png|"Douglas!"
Image:sbemail70.PNG|This wasn't the first time that happened to him... today.
Image:ss camera punch.png|"Since when did you start wearing a class ring?"
Image:ss drawn on.png|"Watch out Julian Sands!"
Image:Strong Sad Bath.png|"One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..."
Image:Throwing remote at strong sad.png|"Ow! What was that for?"
Image:KeepCool StrongBadStrongSad.PNG|"And then we just... ask him."
Image:Strong Sad Water Balloons.PNG|"Mercy me!"
Image:StrpngSadRecordHit.png|"I'll broaden ''your'' horizons!"
Image:One Eighth Nelson.PNG|Sir Boliver Turnbuckle's signature move.
Image:Into the Moronosphere.PNG|"An eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor engsmsploded out of nowhere!"
Image:scotty.png|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"
Image:spikey.png|"You better beat this end boss or we're all gonna die!"
</gallery>

== Strong Sad's Revenge ==
These are times when Strong Sad has either proved Strong Bad wrong or made fun of him, much to Strong Bad's chagrin.

*Email [[stand-up]] — Strong Sad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|shows the viewer]] Strong Bad's failed comedic act.
*Email [[morning routine]] — Strong Sad annoys Strong Bad and then tells him he's weird for keeping eggs in the couch.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Strong Sad tells Strong Bad that a computer like his (the [[Tandy 400]]) could be bought in a garage sale for 15 dollars.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Sad fools Strong Bad to believe that "About a million ladies called... and said they'd be a few minutes late".
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Sad downloads the song Strong Bad unintentionally wrote about Sibbie and listens to it (and sings it) in front of him.
*Email [[labor day]] — With Strong Bad's absence, Strong Sad jokes that maybe his invitation got "''[[DELETED|da-leet-ed]]''".
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Sad reveals that Lil' Strong Bad believed [[wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was a woman. And that she was hot.
*Email [[colonization]] — Strong Sad "hassles" Strong Bad about his use of ketchup as a topping on [[eggs]].
*Email [[kind of cool]] — Strong Sad proclaims that the "different kind of cool" Strong Bad would be if he was like [[Senor Cardgage]] is not cool at all.
*Email [[army]] — Strong Sad joins the [[Homestarmy]], which rallies against the "two-bit [[wrestleman]] and [[The Cheat|his yellow dog]]".
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad confuses Strong Bad and calls him a weirdo.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Sad refuses to say his line for ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' Instead he says the movie is stupid.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — While Strong Bad is in [[jail]], Strong Sad turned the email room into his tai chi space. Later, he sells out Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] to [[Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Sad unwittingly catches Strong Bad trying to make out with a drawing of the made-over [[The Ugly One#New Hotness|The Ugly One]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Sad acts as if Strong Bad is his great-grandmother after receiving a "lace lift" in an attempt to look young, and eventually takes him back to "the home".
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad repeatedly throws snowballs (which he had been storing in the freezer since he was eight) at Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] as he remarks to Strong Bad's "Hollywood Boulevards," "Oh, hello, pleat[[èd]] boots. What are you all gussied up for?"
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's website, virtualpizz.biz, and the email itself negative reviews.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Sad mocks Strong Bad about his choice of pajamas at a slumber party.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Marzipan]], protest Strong Bad's use of the [[Lappy 486]] and try to convince him that he should use it in a more "eco-friendly" way.
*Email [[fan club]] — Strong Sad comes up with a fan fiction about Strong Bad: He makes him speak out of character, puts a bonnet on him and attempts to make him give Homestar Runner a deep-tissue massage.
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Sad calls Strong Bad "crazier than ever" for mistaking garbage for artifacts.
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad tricks Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] into watching his slideshow by telling them that he found a dead body and that there would "[[be's]] casseroles," respectively.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Sad advises Strong Bad to stay in a deep, dark hole for a few days, and he ignores Strong Bad's request to throw down something to drink.
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Sad, along with [[Homestar Runner]], ordered Magic Novelties and Amusement Catalog Item #1407B, assembled it, and read the instructions on how to use it before Strong Bad did. Later at the end, Strong Sad scares his brother with an illusion of himself [[Strong Sad's Severed Head|losing his head]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Sad gets his own country called "[[Bleak House]]"; when Strong Bad tries to get him to join Strong Badia, he refuses.
**Also, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the "jibblies" after talking about his trunk, and Strong Bad mentions Strong Sad does that to him every time he asks him a question.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad an electric shock with a taser.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Sad wears an egg-covered poncho to fool Strong Bad and The Cheat, causing them to think that someone already threw eggs at him.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — At the game's end, Strong Sad protests Strong Bad's omission of the promised "artistic noir cinematic stylings", and joins the unruly mob against Strong Bad.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Sad refuses to let Strong Bad into Trogdor's lair.
*[[79 Seconds Left]] — Strong Sad reacts to Strong Bad's interruption with sarcasm, and suggests his self-styled nickname ("The Ledge") is short for "[[Strong Bad's Ladies|alleged ladies' man]]".
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — As punishment for not inviting him to the Halloween party, Strong Sad gives Strong Bad the fate of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|having his boxing gloves replaced by human hands]]. This causes Strong Bad to claim that he's "hideous" and ask how he will ever type with "waggly knuckled monstrosities."
*[[The Deleteheads Download Volume 2‎]] — Strong Sad admits to sabotaging Strong Bad's games of [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] in retribution for Strong Bad torching his dragon picture in [[dragon]].
*[[Social Media Crap Compilation 3]] — Puppet Strong Sad annoys Puppet Strong Bad by repeatedly poking him.

==Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along==
Rarely, Strong Bad and Strong Sad will be seen to get along in some way. This is usually one-sided on Strong Sad's part.

*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] — As children, Strong Bad and Strong Sad are seen getting along in a photo and a short movie. Strong Sad keeps these in a box under his bed, implying that he remembers this fondly.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — After Strong Bad was blown through a wall when his computer exploded, Strong Sad asks him if he is okay.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Strong Sad tried to teach Strong Bad how to whistle.
*[[Decemberween Email Menu]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad pose for a picture with Strong Mad and The Cheat.
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Sad provides backing claps for [[The Cheat is Not Dead]] song; Strong Bad expresses surprise that he has rhythm.
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Sad is the camera man for [[Action Cool 5]].
*Email [[lackey]] (DVD Easter egg) — Strong Bad and Strong Sad fill out a Strong Lib, though Strong Bad is reluctant.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Sad doesn't mind getting Strong Bad a bust of Bubo from the [[wikipedia:Clash of the Titans|Clash of the Titans]] convention.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his unplugged email.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Sad attempts to wake Strong Bad up so they can go to swim practice.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad for help with curing The Cheat's hiccups; Strong Sad gives him some advice.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad and Strong Sad have a civil conversation.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — One of Strong Bad's tips to the audience is to bring out your "cute" baby brother, referring to Strong Sad.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Sad offers to help Strong Bad with his 150th email.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad with his email song. Afterwards, Strong Bad thanks him.
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad make fun of someone dressed as a skinny Strong Sad.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad seems to show some level of concern about Strong Sad's whereabouts and then compliments Strong Sad by saying he's "like the predator up there."
*Email [[Accent]] — Strong Sad shows Strong Bad a projection of what Strong Bad's voice will sound like in five years, then calls in a [[Coach Z|specialist]] to help him recover his old accent.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Sad attempts to get Strong Bad to like a band that isn't metal, and the two of them almost bond over it.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Sad attempted to get Strong Bad to play Cats The Musical with him.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Sad gives Strong Bad's restaurant, [[The Pizz]], a favorable review.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Oddly enough, Strong Bad considers Strong Sad as one of the "good" characters.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homestar all wait for the gelatin in the pool to achieve "maximum jiggle".
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Strong Sad helps Strong Bad give examples while Strong Bad tells the viewers about safety precautions with the Wii Remote.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad believes that Strong Sad can do a better job at running [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] with one arm tied behind his back and a black hostage bag over his head. Later on, he tells Homestar that there's room for ''one'' crybaby in the House of Strong, and that position is filled by Strong Sad; this may indicate Strong Bad's acceptance for his little brother.
*[[independent]] — Strong Bad wishes Strong Sad best of luck on two occasions, albeit apathetically both times.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Strong Bad lets Strong Sad race in the doiby with him and says he wants to keep the family together "for Heather".
*[[Record Store Day]] — Strong Bad shows genuine interest with Strong Sad, having a conversation with him about Record Store Day and even is surprised by the blank A-side on Strong Sad's sloshy record.
*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1172338603772375040|@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad cancels his plan to throw cream corn at Strong Sad and secretly records Strong Sad's tribute to Daniel Johnson instead.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — Strong Sad collaborates with his brothers to prevent [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] from regaining his corporeal form, though he admits he is only doing so "because family is hard to say no to".

==See Also==
*[[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]
*[[Strong Sad's Death]]

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Violence]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Strong Sad]]

Puking

2020-07-23T21:41:45Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Style1.PNG||thumbnail|"I don't know whether to puke or have a seizure..."]]

On several occasions, various [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters '''[[Wikipedia:Vomiting|puke]]''' or mention puking.

==Appearances==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — [[Homestar Runner]] pukes [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] and a bomb onto [[Strong Bad]].
*[[Fortune Cookies]] — A fortune cookie reads, "Why not try some moldy [[bread]]. You might not vomit."
*[[Theme Song Video]] — [[The Poopsmith]] serves [[whatsit]] to [[The King of Town]], causing him to be on the verge of puking.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] — At the end of the toon, The King of Town turns green from eating so much Thanksgiving food.
*Email [[date]] — Strong Bad claims his [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] will let him see what Marzipan and Homestar are like on a date "without the risk of personal injury. Or vomiting."
*Email [[couch patch]] — [[Coach Z]]'s reason for the existence of the patch is because he puked in a rip in [[The Couch]].
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — When Coach Z asks where Strong Sad went, Homestar replies, "I think he might be up-chucking."
**Coach Z then asks Strong Mad to look for him. Strong Sad is seen behind a bathroom door on his knees at the toilet (although he doesn't appear to be vomiting at the time).
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad says that the "Bowels of Trogdor" ride will "whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow".
*[[Labor Dabor]] — Homestar calls [[Frank Bennedetto]]'s sudden outburst of popcorn an "upchuck".
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad says that [[Marzipan]]'s vegetable chorus is about to give him the "throw-ups", and he proceeds to make puking noises.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] pukes at the suggested band name, "Smartly Pretty".
*Email [[secret recipes]] — After realizing he ate a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] hair, Coach Z is sickened to the point that, as he words it, he may puke his [[pants]] (which he is willing to show Strong Bad how). Strong Bad tries to "make puke" The King of Town by pretending to eat a Speed Stick. It turns out The King is already eating some, and likes it.
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad pukes after Homestar's [[buttdance]], making his number one item "Thcleaning up your own puke off the keyboard".
*[[Sick Day]] — [[The Cheat]] is in a "[[Puke Pail]] For Him!" with puke stains on it.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar claims that the last bite of The King of Town's ham sandwich "nearly made me puke it right back on my plate!"
*Email [[lady fan]] — The Cheat pukes in the dryer after shocking Strong Bad.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Manager|Shirt Folding Store Manager]] tells So and So that "a kid puked in dressing room 3".
*Email [[retirement]] — It is implied that the King of Town has puked on Marzipan.
*Email [[coloring]] — One of the crayons you can use in the [[Limozeen Coloring Book|coloring book Easter egg]] is called "Roadie Puke Green".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Homestar's song mentions that if Coach Z learns to "say words right", people won't throw up so much when they talk to him. Also, during the song, Coach Z is seen sitting next to a "Puke Pail For Whoev!"
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad doesn't know whether to puke or have a seizure in response to The Cheat's flashy and quickly-paced edit of the email.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — Strong Bad tells Coach Z that a customer service rep has puked up her microwave lasagna. In the commentary, Strong Bad mentions he used to think puke covered in sawdust was "way nastier" than just puke.
*Email [[underlings]] — The titular character of [[TV Shows#Dartmouth|Dartmouth]] can be heard making a vomiting sound before shooting a dart at the villain.
*Email [[Accent]] — Coach Z makes a hypothetical suggestion that Homestar Runner "t'rew up" all over Strong Bad's latest caper.
*[[Rap Song]] — The Cheat turns a little green and sounds sick after [[Coach Z]] offers him chinstrap pizza.
*[[The Poopsmith's Character Video]] — Homestar says that "The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence". He then says, "I'm about to take a vow of throwing up my cookies all over this microphone."
*Email [[pet show]] — The Cheat puts a drop of "Puke Drops" in one of the judges' drinks.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad asks Marzipan to "walk into the bathroom and stare at your gross face until you make yourself puke".
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — Blue Laser Commander says to the Commandos, "Aah! The mere sight of you makes me want to retch!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] —
**When Marzipan is talking about positive thinking, and visualizing Homestar winning the race, Strong Bad says, "You're about to make me start positive puking." Marzipan replies, "I visualized that yesterday."
**After hearing Homsar's voicemail message, Strong Bad remarks that it was pointless and made his [[brain]] throw up.
**After viewing Homestar's "comic", Strong Bad describes it as something a blind cat might've thrown up after eating a blind rat.
*[[Main Page 25]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] mentions barf bags.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — If the player attempts to use the lighter on the [[tire]], Strong Bad will decline, claiming that "Burning tire fumes make my puke throw up".
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad sings that the thought of 200 Sbemails makes him puke.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] —
**Strong Bad recites, "I think I like you, glowy starfish. You do not make me want to barfish."
**Strong Bad tries to tell Marzipan that she has a secret admirer, but she misunderstands that Strong Bad is admitting he likes her. Strong Bad is disgusted by the idea and says "don't make me ralph"!
**He also recalls that the 3 O'clock Twist made Strong Sad so dizzy he puked, then tripped, then puked again.
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — One of the objectives is to get Dangeresque so dizzy from spinning in a chair, after eating 5-year-old Kung-Fu Dragon Takeout and drinking old coffee, that he pukes. Here, puke itself is referred to as "whoosit" to match "[[whatsit]]".
*[[Career Day]] — Strap pukes in space moments after the narrator says that space is defined as the coolest place in the universe to throw up.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]] makes [[Sci-Fi Greg]] want to "barf up [his] earlier energy drink into the one [he's] currently drinking."
*[[Sketchbook]] — The Sketchbook for [[Sketchbook 2009|July 9, 2009]] reads "Some people puke all over themselves. Albert has red hair."
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Shark-Tooth Bubs tells Puppet Strong Bad that he's "going to throw up at [Strong Bad's] house."
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Davey writes a song about Strong Bad, who comments that it will be "vomit-inducing".
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad mentions somebody "puking in their toupee". This is done by Coach Z in the YouTube video [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]].
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — After Tycho goes too deep into how he loves hedgehogs, Strong Bad replies in disgust that he's puking in his pants.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Homestar pretends to puke when Coach Z tells him about his illnesses.
*{{postref|516039750138875904|27|Sep|2014}} — At the bottom of a page of [[ASCII art]], there is a loose sketch of [[The Ugly One]] throwing up a dead [[duck]] with the caption "Duck Barf!!".
*[[Halloween Safety]] — An [[Easter egg]] featuring [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|Storybook Homestar]] and [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] has Strong Bad narrating the former's declaration of "[[Ina-pro-pro]]!" with "barfed the Queen of England".
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Strong Bad thinks the ghost image might possess him with [[demon]]ic barf powers.
*[[Barf Bag]] — Strong Bad draws a used and leaking barf bag.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — Eyeball barf bath is not one of [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]]'s three fears.
*{{postref|1191946722114777092|5|Nov|2019}} — A bonus scene from ''Strong Bad's Ghost Enters the Homestar Runner, Thereby Possessing him Demonically'' has [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] barfing eyeballs onto Coach Zee's hand.

==Screenshots of Puking==
<gallery>
Image:Fortunevomit.PNG|It's true. You ''might'' not vomit, but...
Image:Kotpuke2.PNG|Even the King of Town draws the line at whatsit. (Usually.)
Image:Kotpuke.PNG|"More [[gravy]] please."
Image:Couchpuke.png|"I'm sorry for what I done!"
Image:Cheerleaderpuke.PNG|"Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh!"
Image:Pukepail.PNG|"The Cheat! What's taking so long with my puke pail?"
Image:Cheatpuking.PNG|"This is not looking extra-special cool."
Image:Sketchbook 07-09-2009.png|Albert has green stains.
Image:cheatpuke.png|"That one looks like the MacAlpine Nebula!"
Image:YT Autoplay - Eyeball Barf ASMR.png|Eyeball Barf 10 Hour Loop
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Peeing]]
*[[Whatsit]]
[[Category:Recurring Themes|{{PAGENAME}}]]

car

2020-07-23T16:14:20Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Inside References */

{{about|[[Strong Bad Email]]}} {{for|vehicle|Cars}}
{{sbenav|101}}
[[Image:car03.png|thumb|"Oh, I'm just tricking out my fist here."]]

Kyle asks about Strong Bad's car, while Homestar shows off his tricked-out [[Homestar Runner's Hat|propeller cap]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, April 20, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:54

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. ''{lowers voice}'' I'm cool.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad, 
Do you Have a car If you do what Kind 
of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt? 
 
From Kyle 
in West Point , NY (Military Base)</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads the email exactly as typed, punctuation errors and all, except for the word "Pimped", which he pronounces "Pimpèd"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, good one Kyle. Like I don't get two jillion of these emails every two jillion seconds. Er. Wait. Would that be so bad? Hmmm. I'll have to ask Gron Sad about that later on. Maybe write in to 'Popular Science' about it. "''Popular Science''." No such thing, man. More like, "Nerdular Nerdence." ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' Anydangway, to properly make an example out of both you, and your email's butts, I'm going to whip out an old classic move of mine, and hit you with a little uhhhh digga digga digga digga digga digga DEL-

''{Cut to a wider view of Strong Bad's desk, where Homestar is off to the right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Interrupting Strong Bad}'' Hup-tup-tup-tup-tup. ''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar.}'' Allow me to save this email from a tired old Strong Bad joke by showing all y'alls my new tricked out propeller cap.

''{Cut back to zoomed view of Strong Bad and Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shaking fist}'' What are you doing?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummm... Did you just say "doing"? ''{This is said as to rhyme with "boing."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No. ''Doo-ing''. I said, "What are you ''doo-ing''?".

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Well, you spelled it the same.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wha-ga...?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Anyways, on to my cool words I had to say. First, check out all my hydraulics.

''{Homestar pulls out a remote control with three switches on it. He flips the first two. His cap moves up and down on his head, making mechanical car hydraulic noises. He then continues to mix and match the usage of the switches to adjust the pitch, yaw, and angle of his cap in regards to his head. While this is going on, he continues to talk, commenting on the particular movements.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And a little...

''{His cap goes up, forward, back, forward, back, forward, back, and then down onto his head again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And everybody loves...

''{His cap slides up, and then forward on his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now turn the lights down ''low''.

''{The lights dim, and his cap glows pink from underneath.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sweetish ground effects.

''{The room lights brighten and the "effects" turn off.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And the coup ''{''Coup'' is said as "koop".}'' de grace,

''{He bends down putting his cap within the reach of Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Spin my buzzer.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your ''what''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My buzzer. Give it a spin.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, why am I doing this?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you said "doing" ''{This rhymes with "boing" again.}'' again.

''{Strong Bad makes some frustrated noises. He then spins the propeller on Homestar's cap. It gives a propeller-like sound.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing as the spin continues}'' Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo. Doo doot!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now you're singing the theme from ''Night Court''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, not ''singing''. When you spin my buzzer, it ''plays'' the theme from ''Night Court'' starring Richard Moll. Had it custom-installed.

''{Strong Bad begins writing something unseen on his boxing glove with a permanent marker while muttering. The words "custom installed" are the only audible words he mutters.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now what are ''you'' doing? ''{This is '''still''' rhymed with "boing".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm just tricking out my fist here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh cool. What's it going to say? 2-E-Z?

''{2-E-Z flashes on the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Or, like, NEVA-DIE?

''{NEVA-DIE flashes on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it says this.

''{He shows Homestar. Written on his boxing glove is a mirrored "DELETED" in Gothic text.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, they spelled that backwards. You need to take that thing back right—

''{Strong Bad dives forward and punches Homestar. The screen goes white for a moment. Fade back to Homestar leaning up against a crack in the wall from the impact with his head. He's lost his cap, his eyes are X's, and Strong Bad's fist has left the Gothic "DELETED" imprinted on his forehead. Yellow stars float around his head, and weird sounds play.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dazed}'' Ooohh-oooh. Thank you once again for my pies. I spent particular effort on the Crème Bernard.

''{Cut to Strong Bad back at the Compy. The screen has been cleared.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, that straightens everything out, right? As for you, Kyle, I don't have a car. You ever see me in a car? No! Bye.

''{Strong Bad stops typing and runs off to the right. After a moment, he pokes his head back on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Talk to my man with the green and white stripes!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the word "car?" at the end to see Homestar Runner dazed again.
:''{Cut to a still-dazed Homestar Runner.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dazed}'' It's such a lovely gathering of pies and pie people... Like to give a shout-out to Lemon Pretend over there...

*Click on the word "No!" at the end to see Strong Bad talking to Strong Sad.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's Room. Strong Sad is reading a copy of'' [[Nerdular Nerdence]] [[Periodicals|magazine]]. ''Enter Strong Bad.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Gron Sad!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Why do you keep calling me that?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno... change of pace. Anyways, how many emails would it be if you got, like, two jillion emails every two jillion seconds? Like, a lot, or a little?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Jillion is not a real unit of measure!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, NERD! ''{leaves, muttering "Jillion" to himself}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' 'S'right! ''{holds up his hand}'' Say it again!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Strong Bad's line at the beginning is similar to various disclaimers on TV or radio programs or DVD commentaries that state that the views expressed in the program or commentary do not necessarily reflect those of the studio or parent companies.

===Trivia===
*In both this email and [[invisibility]], Homestar was taken by surprise. Homestar beat up Strong Bad in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. However, the older cartoon has been said by The Brothers Chaps to show characters doing things they would never do in their current state; Strong Bad's dominance is probably the norm.
*The page in ''Nerdular Nerdence'' that Strong Sad is reading says "electrons, scalene triangles, least ...mon denominators." "...mon" probably indicates the end of "common".
*Homestar's cross eyes were used in [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]. But since it was never finished, this is technically their first appearance.
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#ugh-lympics|ugh-lympics]]".
*At a length of just three letters, this email is tied with [[isp]] as the email with the shortest title.
*The table on which Strong Bad's computer sits has a new design. The legs are not angled anymore, and the outline of the table is colored.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Homestar shows off his tricked out hat instead of Strong Bad talking about his non-existent car."

===Remarks===
*If you get two jillion emails every two jillion seconds, then you get an average of one email per second, because any nonzero finite number divided by itself (even made-up numbers like a jillion) is one.
*Strong Sad states that a "jillion is not a real unit of measure". However, Strong Bad uses "a jillion" as a ''number'', not as a [[Wikipedia:Units of measurement|unit of measure]].
*After Strong Bad punches Homestar, the screen on the Compy is blank, even though Strong Bad was never shown clearing it.
*Homestar incorrectly refers to the glow under his hat as "ground effects". The glow is actually called underglow. [[Wikipedia:Ground effects|Ground effects]] are parts of a car that extend to the ground, encircling the bottom of the vehicle. They are designed to keep airflow out from under the car and thus improve [[Wikipedia:Downforce|downforce]].
*Even though Strong Bad punches Homestar under the chin, ''DELETED'' appears across Homestar's eyes.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad spins Homestar's "buzzer" counterclockwise, but instead it turns clockwise.
*At the end of the email, part of the "a> back" is placed over the edge of the Compy's screen.
*In between the red part of Homestar's hat and his head, there are two tiny spaces that can be seen through.
*When Strong Bad says "Talk to my man with the green and white stripes," his reflection and his head are slightly off timing with each other.

===Glitches===
*In Homestar's egg, whenever he blinks (which he should not because he's knocked out), the X's on his eyes and some of his face get distorted and go back again.

===Inside References===
*"A-Digga-Digga-...DELETED!" is a reference to [[unused emails]].
*Homestar asks Strong Bad to [[Spin My Buzzer|spin his buzzer]].
*Strong Bad writes with a [[Fine Tip Permanent Marker]].
*Nerdular Nerdence is a [[portmanteau]].
*Strong Bad reads the word "Pimped" as "[[-èd|Pimpèd]]".
*The Easter egg in this email is another toon with [[Homestar Runner left behind]].
*The dazed Homestar Runner makes references to [[pie]] after Strong Bad punches him.

===Real-World References===
*''[[Wikipedia:Night Court|Night Court]]'' was a popular TV sitcom running 1984 to 1992. [[IMDB:nm0596986|Richard Moll]] played the part of bailiff Bull Shannon. The theme to the show was composed by [[IMDB:nm0254477|Jack Elliot]], who also composed the ''[[IMDB:tt0072472|Barney Miller]]'' theme.
*[[Wikipedia:Popular Science|''Popular Science'']] is a magazine that features the latest breakthroughs in science and technology in a format that appeals to the common man. They [http://www.popsci.com/popular-science-answers-question-strong-bad-asked-us-13-years-ago answered Strong Bad] 13 years after this email was released.
*Kyle asking if Strong Bad's car is "Pimped OUt", as well as the hydraulics on Homestar's propeller cap may be references to MTV's show [[Wikipedia:Pimp My Ride|''Pimp My Ride'']], where cars are tuned with hydraulics and the like to "pimp" them out.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad can later be seen in the [[Gremlin]] in several toons.
*The Cheat is encouraged to win Strong Bad a car in [[pop-up]].
*The sound playing in the background when Homestar is dazed is used again in [[Biz Cas Fri 2]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], and [[looking old]].
*A picture of Richard Moll's character in Night Court was later used on [[Strong Sad's Lament]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Hi!

'''MATT:''' We're back!

'''MIKE:''' Welcome to email one-oh-one!

'''MATT:''' We're back for another DVD!

'''MIKE:''' This is... uh... email number one-oh-one, Matt.

'''MATT:''' The first one after flashback.

'''MIKE:''' That's right, we took...

'''MATT:''' I think a lot of people didn't think we were gonna keep going.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's true. People speculated that we were gonna stop at a hundred, but we're, um, continuing to drive this little thing we've done into the ground.

''{Matt snickers.}''

'''MIKE:''' Um, no, but we did take a couple weeks off after email a hundred, and so this is sorta the return...

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' And, uh...

'''MATT:''' ''{as Strong Bad types "Gron Sad"}'' Gron Sad?

'''MIKE:''' That comes from our, uh...

'''MATT:''' Our niece. 

'''MIKE:''' Niece. Who used to call...

'''MATT:''' A girl's a niece, right?

'''MIKE:''' Yes.

'''MATT:''' A niece is a girl.

'''MIKE:''' Because there's that joke about "Denise" and "Denephew". That's how I remember.

'''MATT:''' Oooooooh. Nice.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I never heard that one.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I'll remember that from now on.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. So our niece, when she was...

'''MATT:''' You know how little kids are dumb and can't talk, right? She would say "Gron Sad" instead of "Strong Sad", and she would say "Graw Mad" instead of "Strong Mad".

''{Pause, until Homestar arrives in the email.}''

'''MATT:''' Here comes Homestar Runner. With his ''Cave Man Ugh-lympics'' is the...

'''MIKE:''' It was a good game.

'''MATT:''' It was.

'''MIKE:''' It's like an Olympic-type game where you had, like uh... hair-pulling, where you like had to drag some...

'''MATT:''' ''{amused}'' Where you had to drag a woman by the hair...

'''MIKE:''' Pull her by the hair... ride a dinosaur...

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Something with the wheel, probably.

'''MIKE:''' It was good. ''{As Homestar shows off his hydraulic cap}'' This must the only time you really see the underside of Homestar's hat.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, ''{unintelligible}''

'''MIKE:''' ...His hat even becomes three-dimensional.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Exactly. ''{as Homestar's hat glows}'' One time Mike put ground effects on our coffee table, when we used to live together.

'''MIKE:''' Nice. One of those red rope lights, I just taped it on the underside of it, it was nice.

'''MATT:''' It worked good.

'''MIKE:''' ''{As Strong Bad is about to spin Homestar's propeller}'' Of course...

'''MATT:''' This is the first time ''animated'' Homestar...

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I was gonna say...

'''MATT:''' ...calls his propeller a "buzzer."

'''MIKE:''' Stole that from Puppet Homestar. Night Court, of course, was part of the original Thursday-night lineup. Cosby Show...

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping Mike's "Cosby Show"}'' Cosby Show! Family Ties! Cheers! Night Court! L.A. Law!

'''MIKE:''' Was Night Court nine or nine-thirty?

'''MATT:''' Nine-thirty.

'''MIKE:''' Okay. Cheers...

'''MATT:''' Cheers was right after Family Ties.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Good lineup.

''{Pause. In response to "2-E-Z" and "NEVA-DIE":}''

'''MATT:''' I think those are both real things I've seen on people's dashboard windshields, driving around Atlanta.

''{Mike snickers}''

'''MIKE:''' There was one in Athens that was, I see you lookin'... "I C U"... he was pretty popular.

'''MATT:''' ''{as Homestar is dazed, to the sound effects}'' That's just me and Mike...

'''BOTH:''' ''{imitating the sound effect}'' OooOOooOOooOO...

'''MATT:''' Yeah, this was sorta giving in, finally, too, 'cause this is one he constantly would get, in an email, about "what kinda car do you drive?"

===Fun Facts===
*''[[Bill Cosby|The Cosby Show]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Family Ties|Family Ties]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Cheers|Cheers]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Night Court|Night Court]]'', and ''[[Wikipedia:L.A. Law|L.A. Law]]'' were all shows on [[Wikipedia:National Broadcasting Company|NBC]]. The [[Wikipedia:Must See TV|NBC Thursday night line-up]] mentioned existed for part of the 1986-87 season.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]]' niece is [[Little Girl]].
*The underside of Homestar's hat is also seen in [[super powers]].

== External Links ==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]]

X it out

2020-07-23T02:29:07Z

KittyFoodTime:

[[File:pledgeburst.PNG|thumb|Pledge it out where?]]
The active or imperative form of a verb will sometimes be phrased as an instruction to perform '''it out'''.

==Examples==
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] attracts customers by singing "'''Check it out'''" repeatedly.
*[[Population: Tire]] {{--}} One of the possible messages trailing from the plane that flies by after the score resets is "'''GROW IT OUT!'''".
*[[Scroll Button Songs]] {{--}} In the January 20, 2003 song, [[Strong Bad]] sings "'''Scroll it out, scroll it out''', Scroll Buttons 2.0!"
*Email [[mile]] {{--}} [[Homestar Runner]] cheers Strong Bad on by telling him to "'''Kick it out''', Beehan!"
*Email [[army]] {{--}} In his capacity as leader of the [[Homestarmy]], "Colonel" Homestar instructs Strong Bad to "'''Fall it out'''".
*Email [[animal]] {{--}} The [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Deep Sea Fangly Fish|Deep Sea Fangly Fish]]'s custom Homestar lure tells Strong Bad to "'''Turn it out''', Strong Bad, '''turn it out!'''", as he dances on the back deck.
*Email [[lady fan]] {{--}} As they exercise together, Homestar tells Strong Bad to "'''twees it out'''".
*Email [[theme song]] {{--}} The lyrics of the "life-affirming pop ballad" theme refer to "'''sharin' and carin' it out'''".
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] {{--}} Homestar tells [[The Cheat]] he is "'''decking it out'''".
*[[Sketchbook]] {{--}} The sketch of Homestar with a cassette tape in his mouth for [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-08-31|31 August 2006]] is captioned "'''taste it out'''".
*Email [[magic trick]] {{--}} Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad Email intros|intro song]] finishes "and then we'll '''turn it out'''."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} Strong Bad tells [[The Stick]] to "keep on '''stickin' it out''', Sticky".
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] {{--}} [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] can tell the swinging lamp in his office to "'''swing it out'''".
*[[April Fool 09]] {{--}} Strong Bad's intro song begins "'''having it out''' with an email".
*Email [[sbemail206]] {{--}} The "Kickcheater" page to crowd-fund the fake nerd culture items includes a sticker that reads "'''PLEDGE IT OUT!'''".
*[[Characters from Yonder Website]] {{--}} The [[Easter Egg]] features narrator Strong Bad singing "style it out from the left, to the right" during the extended "bend at the knees" segment.
*[[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] {{--}} Bubs sings "'''Check it out'''" again when Coach Z asks if Bubs can sell him any previously-owned vessels, referencing Bubs's [[wikipedia:Monkey Island (series)|Stan S. Stanman]] [[Halloween costume]].

== See Also ==
*[[X 'em up]]

[[Category:Variable word running gags]]

Puking

2020-07-17T15:48:21Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Style1.PNG||thumbnail|"I don't know whether to puke or have a seizure..."]]

On several occasions, various [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters '''[[Wikipedia:Vomiting|puke]]''' or mention puking.

==Appearances==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Homestar pukes [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] and a bomb onto Strong Bad.
*[[Fortune Cookies]] — A fortune cookie reads, "Why not try some moldy [[bread]]. You might not vomit."
*[[Theme Song Video]] — [[The Poopsmith]] serves [[whatsit]] to [[The King of Town]], causing him to be on the verge of puking.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] — At the end of the toon, The King of Town turns green from eating so much Thanksgiving food.
*Email [[date]] — [[Strong Bad]] claims his [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] will let him see what Marzipan and Homestar are like on a date "without the risk of personal injury. Or vomiting."
*Email [[couch patch]] — [[Coach Z]]'s reason for the existence of the patch is because he puked in a rip in [[The Couch]].
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — When Coach Z asks where Strong Sad went, Homestar replies, "I think he might be up-chucking."
**Coach Z then asks Strong Mad to look for him. Strong Sad is seen behind a bathroom door on his knees at the toilet (although he doesn't appear to be vomiting at the time).
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad says that the "Bowels of Trogdor" ride will "whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow".
*[[Labor Dabor]] — [[Homestar Runner]] calls [[Frank Bennedetto]]'s sudden outburst of popcorn an "upchuck".
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad says that [[Marzipan]]'s vegetable chorus is about to give him the "throw-ups", and he proceeds to make puking noises.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] pukes at the suggested band name, "Smartly Pretty".
*Email [[secret recipes]] — After realizing he ate a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] hair, Coach Z is sickened to the point that, as he words it, he may puke his [[pants]] (which he is willing to show Strong Bad how). Strong Bad tries to "make puke" The King of Town by pretending to eat a Speed Stick. It turns out The King is already eating some, and likes it.
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad pukes after Homestar's [[buttdance]], making his number one item "Thcleaning up your own puke off the keyboard".
*[[Sick Day]] — [[The Cheat]] is in a "[[Puke Pail]] For Him!" with puke stains on it.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar claims that the last bite of The King of Town's ham sandwich "nearly made me puke it right back on my plate!"
*Email [[lady fan]] — The Cheat pukes in the dryer after shocking Strong Bad.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Manager|Shirt Folding Store Manager]] tells So and So that "a kid puked in dressing room 3".
*Email [[retirement]] — It is implied that the King of Town has puked on Marzipan.
*Email [[coloring]] — One of the crayons you can use in the [[Limozeen Coloring Book|coloring book Easter egg]] is called "Roadie Puke Green".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Homestar's song mentions that if Coach Z learns to "say words right", people won't throw up so much when they talk to him. Also, during the song, Coach Z is seen sitting next to a "Puke Pail For Whoev!"
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad doesn't know whether to puke or have a seizure in response to The Cheat's flashy and quickly-paced edit of the email.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — Strong Bad tells Coach Z that a customer service rep has puked up her microwave lasagna. In the commentary, Strong Bad mentions he used to think puke covered in sawdust was "way nastier" than just puke.
*Email [[underlings]] — The titular character of [[TV Shows#Dartmouth|Dartmouth]] can be heard making a vomiting sound before shooting a dart at the villain.
* DVD-exclusive email [[Accent]] — Coach Z's hypothetical suggestion that Homestar Runner "trew up" all over Strong Bad's latest caper.
*[[Rap Song]] — The Cheat turns a little green and sounds sick after [[Coach Z]] offers him chinstrap pizza.
*[[The Poopsmith's Character Video]] — Homestar says that "The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence". He then says, "I'm about to take a vow of throwing up my cookies all over this microphone."
*Email [[pet show]] — The Cheat puts a drop of "Puke Drops" in one of the judges' drinks.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad asks Marzipan to "walk into the bathroom and stare at your gross face until you make yourself puke".
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — Blue Laser Commander says to the Commandos, "Aah! The mere sight of you makes me want to retch!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] —
**When Marzipan is talking about positive thinking, and visualizing Homestar winning the race, Strong Bad says, "You're about to make me start positive puking." Marzipan replies, "I visualized that yesterday."
**After hearing Homsar's voicemail message, Strong Bad remarks that it was pointless and made his [[brain]] throw up.
**After viewing Homestar's "comic", Strong Bad describes it as something a blind cat might've thrown up after eating a blind rat.
*[[Main Page 25]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] mentions barf bags.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — If the player attempts to use the lighter on the [[tire]], Strong Bad will decline, claiming that "Burning tire fumes make my puke throw up".
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad sings that the thought of 200 Sbemails makes him puke.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] —
**Strong Bad recites, "I think I like you, glowy starfish. You do not make me want to barfish."
**Strong Bad tries to tell Marzipan that she has a secret admirer, but she misunderstands that Strong Bad is admitting he likes her. Strong Bad is disgusted by the idea and says "don't make me ralph"!
**He also recalls that the 3 O'clock Twist made Strong Sad so dizzy he puked, then tripped, then puked again.

*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — One of the objectives is to get Dangeresque so dizzy from spinning in a chair, after eating 5-year-old Kung-Fu Dragon Takeout and drinking old coffee, that he pukes. Here, puke itself is referred to as "whoosit" to match "[[whatsit]]".
*[[Career Day]] — Strap pukes in space moments after the narrator says that space is defined as the coolest place in the universe to throw up.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]] makes [[Sci-Fi Greg]] want to "barf up [his] earlier energy drink into the one [he's] currently drinking."
*[[Sketchbook]] — The Sketchbook for [[Sketchbook 2009|July 9, 2009]] reads "Some people puke all over themselves. Albert has red hair."
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Shark-Tooth Bubs tells Puppet Strong Bad that he's "going to throw up at [Strong Bad's] house."
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Davey writes a song about Strong Bad, who comments that it will be "vomit-inducing".
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad mentions somebody "puking in their toupee". This is done by Coach Z in the YouTube video [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]].
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — After Tycho goes too deep into how he loves hedgehogs, Strong Bad replies in disgust that he's puking in his pants.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Homestar pretends to puke when Coach Z tells him about his illnesses.
*[[@StrongBadActual]] —
**At the bottom of the page of [[ASCII art]], there is a loose sketch of [[The Ugly One]] throwing up a dead [[duck]] with the caption "Duck Barf!!".
**A bonus scene from ''Strong Bad's Ghost Enters the Homestar Runner, Thereby Possessing him Demonically'' has [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] barfing eyeballs onto Coach Zee's hand.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Strong Bad thinks the ghost image might possess him with [[demon]]ic barf powers.
*[[Barf Bag]] — Strong Bad draws a used and leaking barf bag.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — Eyeball barf bath is not one of The Homestar Runner’s three fears.

==Screenshots of Puking==
<gallery>
Image:Fortunevomit.PNG|It's true. You ''might'' not vomit, but...
Image:Kotpuke2.PNG|Even the King of Town draws the line at whatsit. (Usually.)
Image:Kotpuke.PNG|"More [[gravy]] please."
Image:Couchpuke.png|"I'm sorry for what I done!"
Image:Cheerleaderpuke.PNG|"Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh!"
Image:Pukepail.PNG|"The Cheat! What's taking so long with my puke pail?"
Image:Cheatpuking.PNG|"This is not looking extra-special cool."
Image:Sketchbook 07-09-2009.png|Albert has green stains.
File:cheatpuke.png|"That one looks like the MacAlpine Nebula!"
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Peeing]]
*[[Whatsit]]
[[Category:Recurring Themes|{{PAGENAME}}]]

Strong Bad and Pom Pom's Relationship

2020-07-17T15:47:49Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Strong Bad and Pom Pom not getting along */

[[Image:Sbemail108.png|thumb|One of their "less friendly" periods.]]

[[Strong Bad]] appears to have a "love-hate" '''relationship''' with [[Pom Pom]]. Sometimes they hang out together; other times they are less friendly.

== Strong Bad and Pom Pom getting along ==
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad and Pom Pom hang out at [[The Stick]]. Pom Pom also lends Strong Bad his phone to ring Marzipan and Strong Sad and helps staple "lost" posters of The Cheat.
*Email [[band names]] — Strong Bad says he may take Pom Pom to Dan's band's show.
*Email [[the bird]] — Strong Bad and Pom Pom hang out at The Stick; Pom Pom lets Strong Bad use his [[Pom Pilot]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — After he says he "Did not get the ever-loving snot beat out of him and made Pom Pom explode", he says he might even miss Pom Pom.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad calls Homestar "the big, fat, yellow blob" but does not insult Pom Pom.
*Email [[hygiene]] — Pom Pom is one of "Gene"'s friends in the video.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad apparently considers Pom Pom to be one of the "good characters".
*Email [[winter pool]] — Pom Pom, acting as lifeguard, attempts to rescue Strong Bad when he sinks into a pool full of Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Strong Bad and Pom Pom uphold the deception that Homestar killed Pom Pom together. Strong Bad is also shocked when Homestar actually kills Pom Pom.

== Strong Bad and Pom Pom not getting along ==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Pom Pom sides with Homestar against Strong Bad and Strong Mad in a tag-team wrestling match.
*[[In Search of The Yello Dello]] — In the commentary Strong Bad says he hates it when Pom Pom floats and doesn’t trust him.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad and Pom Pom are two of the contestants in the titular competition.
*[[A Mother's Day Message]] — Pom Pom makes fun of Strong Bad's costume along with [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad tapes [[The Cheat]] to Pom Pom.
*Email [[the bird]] — Pom Pom laughs at Strong Bad when Homestar flips him off.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad, disguised as Homestar, gives Pom Pom a "2nd place" prize for his pumpkin. Whether this was an insult or compliment is debatable, though Pom Pom was less than amused either way.
* DVD-exclusive email [[Family Resemblance]] — Pom Pom gets mad when Strong Bad hits on his hypothetical sister Stella Do.
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to poke Pom Pom with a pin while he's on fire. Pom Pom subsequently beats the ever-loving snot out of Strong Bad.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Strong Bad insults Pom Pom's costume; Pom Pom threatens to shoot him.
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad calls Pom Pom "not very strong". Pom Pom responds by what is inferred to be [[swears|swearing]].
*Email [[hygiene]] — Pom Pom, along with the rest of "Gene"'s friends, turn on him by the end of the video.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad tries to steal Pom Pom's bike.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad laces Pom Pom's bag to discredit his 5.3 second triumph in the Free Country Tri-Annual Race to the End of the Race (FCUTRER) to win the FCUTRER Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny (FCUTRERSTUD) for Homestar, so Homestar would get out of the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
*Sometime between [[Strong Badia The Free]] and [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Upon examining the katana in Baddest of the Bands, Strong Bad says that Pom Pom ''totally'' didn't get his sword back by giving him wedgies; he donated it.

== Strong Bad and Pom Pom working together ==
[[File:sbhand.png|thumb|Strong Bad hiding inside Pom Pom.]]
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Pom Pom attempts to help Strong Bad find [[The Cheat]].
*Email [[modeling]] — Pom Pom takes some pictures of a modeling Strong Bad.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad's secret hiding place is absorbed inside of Pom Pom. It is questionable if Pom Pom knows Strong Bad's whereabouts.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Pom Pom plays [[Professor Experimento]] in the 3rd installment of the Dangeresque film franchise, and in the movie, Professor Experimento help fixes the rainforest formula for Dangeresque (Strong Bad), and Dangeresque managed to retrieve the professor's missing rocket launch codes from [[Uzi Bazooka]] (and later [[Perducci]]), and his stolen ruby from [[Sultry Buttons]], in return.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Pom Pom]]

Puking

2020-07-17T15:33:25Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Style1.PNG||thumbnail|"I don't know whether to puke or have a seizure..."]]

On several occasions, various [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] characters '''[[Wikipedia:Vomiting|puke]]''' or mention puking.

==Appearances==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Homestar pukes [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] and a bomb onto Strong Bad.
*[[Fortune Cookies]] — A fortune cookie reads, "Why not try some moldy [[bread]]. You might not vomit."
*[[Theme Song Video]] — [[The Poopsmith]] serves [[whatsit]] to [[The King of Town]], causing him to be on the verge of puking.
*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] — At the end of the toon, The King of Town turns green from eating so much Thanksgiving food.
*Email [[date]] — [[Strong Bad]] claims his [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] will let him see what Marzipan and Homestar are like on a date "without the risk of personal injury. Or vomiting."
*Email [[couch patch]] — [[Coach Z]]'s reason for the existence of the patch is because he puked in a rip in [[The Couch]].
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — When Coach Z asks where Strong Sad went, Homestar replies, "I think he might be up-chucking."
**Coach Z then asks Strong Mad to look for him. Strong Sad is seen behind a bathroom door on his knees at the toilet (although he doesn't appear to be vomiting at the time).
*Email [[theme park]] — Strong Bad says that the "Bowels of Trogdor" ride will "whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow".
*[[Labor Dabor]] — [[Homestar Runner]] calls [[Frank Bennedetto]]'s sudden outburst of popcorn an "upchuck".
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad says that [[Marzipan]]'s vegetable chorus is about to give him the "throw-ups", and he proceeds to make puking noises.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] pukes at the suggested band name, "Smartly Pretty".
*Email [[secret recipes]] — After realizing he ate a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] hair, Coach Z is sickened to the point that, as he words it, he may puke his [[pants]] (which he is willing to show Strong Bad how). Strong Bad tries to "make puke" The King of Town by pretending to eat a Speed Stick. It turns out The King is already eating some, and likes it.
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Strong Bad pukes after Homestar's [[buttdance]], making his number one item "Thcleaning up your own puke off the keyboard".
*[[Sick Day]] — [[The Cheat]] is in a "[[Puke Pail]] For Him!" with puke stains on it.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar claims that the last bite of The King of Town's ham sandwich "nearly made me puke it right back on my plate!"
*Email [[lady fan]] — The Cheat pukes in the dryer after shocking Strong Bad.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Manager|Shirt Folding Store Manager]] tells So and So that "a kid puked in dressing room 3".
*Email [[retirement]] — It is implied that the King of Town has puked on Marzipan.
*Email [[coloring]] — One of the crayons you can use in the [[Limozeen Coloring Book|coloring book Easter egg]] is called "Roadie Puke Green".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Homestar's song mentions that if Coach Z learns to "say words right", people won't throw up so much when they talk to him. Also, during the song, Coach Z is seen sitting next to a "Puke Pail For Whoev!"
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad doesn't know whether to puke or have a seizure in response to The Cheat's flashy and quickly-paced edit of the email.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] — Strong Bad tells Coach Z that a customer service rep has puked up her microwave lasagna. In the commentary, Strong Bad mentions he used to think puke covered in sawdust was "way nastier" than just puke.
*Email [[underlings]] — The titular character of [[TV Shows#Dartmouth|Dartmouth]] can be heard making a vomiting sound before shooting a dart at the villain.
* DVD-exclusive email [[Accent]] — Coach Z's hypothetical suggestion that Homestar Runner "trowed up" all over Strong Bad's latest caper.
*[[Rap Song]] — The Cheat turns a little green and sounds sick after [[Coach Z]] offers him chinstrap pizza.
*[[The Poopsmith's Character Video]] — Homestar says that "The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence". He then says, "I'm about to take a vow of throwing up my cookies all over this microphone."
*Email [[pet show]] — The Cheat puts a drop of "Puke Drops" in one of the judges' drinks.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Strong Bad asks Marzipan to "walk into the bathroom and stare at your gross face until you make yourself puke".
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — Blue Laser Commander says to the Commandos, "Aah! The mere sight of you makes me want to retch!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] —
**When Marzipan is talking about positive thinking, and visualizing Homestar winning the race, Strong Bad says, "You're about to make me start positive puking." Marzipan replies, "I visualized that yesterday."
**After hearing Homsar's voicemail message, Strong Bad remarks that it was pointless and made his [[brain]] throw up.
**After viewing Homestar's "comic", Strong Bad describes it as something a blind cat might've thrown up after eating a blind rat.
*[[Main Page 25]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] mentions barf bags.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — If the player attempts to use the lighter on the [[tire]], Strong Bad will decline, claiming that "Burning tire fumes make my puke throw up".
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad sings that the thought of 200 Sbemails makes him puke.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] —
**Strong Bad recites, "I think I like you, glowy starfish. You do not make me want to barfish."
**Strong Bad tries to tell Marzipan that she has a secret admirer, but she misunderstands that Strong Bad is admitting he likes her. Strong Bad is disgusted by the idea and says "don't make me ralph"!
**He also recalls that the 3 O'clock Twist made Strong Sad so dizzy he puked, then tripped, then puked again.

*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — One of the objectives is to get Dangeresque so dizzy from spinning in a chair, after eating 5-year-old Kung-Fu Dragon Takeout and drinking old coffee, that he pukes. Here, puke itself is referred to as "whoosit" to match "[[whatsit]]".
*[[Career Day]] — Strap pukes in space moments after the narrator says that space is defined as the coolest place in the universe to throw up.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]] makes [[Sci-Fi Greg]] want to "barf up [his] earlier energy drink into the one [he's] currently drinking."
*[[Sketchbook]] — The Sketchbook for [[Sketchbook 2009|July 9, 2009]] reads "Some people puke all over themselves. Albert has red hair."
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Shark-Tooth Bubs tells Puppet Strong Bad that he's "going to throw up at [Strong Bad's] house."
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Davey writes a song about Strong Bad, who comments that it will be "vomit-inducing".
*Email [[videography]] — Strong Bad mentions somebody "puking in their toupee". This is done by Coach Z in the YouTube video [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]].
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — After Tycho goes too deep into how he loves hedgehogs, Strong Bad replies in disgust that he's puking in his pants.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Homestar pretends to puke when Coach Z tells him about his illnesses.
*[[@StrongBadActual]] —
**At the bottom of the page of [[ASCII art]], there is a loose sketch of [[The Ugly One]] throwing up a dead [[duck]] with the caption "Duck Barf!!".
**A bonus scene from ''Strong Bad's Ghost Enters the Homestar Runner, Thereby Possessing him Demonically'' has [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] barfing eyeballs onto Coach Zee's hand.
*[[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Strong Bad thinks the ghost image might possess him with [[demon]]ic barf powers.
*[[Barf Bag]] — Strong Bad draws a used and leaking barf bag.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — Eyeball barf bath is not one of The Homestar Runner’s three fears.

==Screenshots of Puking==
<gallery>
Image:Fortunevomit.PNG|It's true. You ''might'' not vomit, but...
Image:Kotpuke2.PNG|Even the King of Town draws the line at whatsit. (Usually.)
Image:Kotpuke.PNG|"More [[gravy]] please."
Image:Couchpuke.png|"I'm sorry for what I done!"
Image:Cheerleaderpuke.PNG|"Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh!"
Image:Pukepail.PNG|"The Cheat! What's taking so long with my puke pail?"
Image:Cheatpuking.PNG|"This is not looking extra-special cool."
Image:Sketchbook 07-09-2009.png|Albert has green stains.
File:cheatpuke.png|"That one looks like the MacAlpine Nebula!"
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Peeing]]
*[[Whatsit]]
[[Category:Recurring Themes|{{PAGENAME}}]]

Talk:Bad Sportsmanship

2020-07-11T17:46:13Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Where My Hat Is At? (toon) */

If this page is going to be expanded and used, you should at least have a standard title... I'd say Poor Sportsmanship would be best.
But I think this could qualify as a running joke, as half the characters are shown to be poor sports. Perhaps with some clearer examples, like Pom Pom stomping on Strong Sad in [[A Jorb Well Done]], and the Cheat... well, cheating in [[Strongest Man In The World]]. {{User:TsuyoiWarui/sig}} 02:18, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

== Table ==

Shouldn't we have an image table of all the times bad sportsmanship is shown? I'm working on it right now... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:28, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

== Images ==

Don't the images on this article seem more like the characters are [[cheating]] than showing poor sportsmanship? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 04:33, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
:Cheating ''is'' poor sportsmanship. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:34, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

== [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] ==

Does Homestar running onto the field when the game's over and getting called out for it by the ump count as bad sportsmanship, or just his usual stupidity? [[User:KittyFoodTime|KittyFoodTime]] 15:16, 10 July 2020 (UTC)
:I don’t think it’s malicious. I would say it’s stupidity. -[[Special:Contributions/50.234.189.37|50.234.189.37]] 19:34, 10 July 2020 (UTC)
:: That's what I thought, thanks. [[User:KittyFoodTime|KittyFoodTime]] 17:46, 11 July 2020 (UTC)

Talk:Bad Sportsmanship

2020-07-10T15:16:58Z

KittyFoodTime:

Bubs's Shady Business Practices

2020-07-10T15:09:37Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Stolen Goods */ Whoops, forgot this was listed under his NON-business crimes.

[[Image:Shotgunned menu.png|thumb|250px|"What kinda shady Bubs business you running here anyways?"]]
''From [[Strong Badia the Free]]:''
<blockquote>'''STRONG BAD:''' You're a shady, shady character Bubs. 
'''BUBS:''' It's cool in the shade!</blockquote>
[[Bubs]] has been known to engage in all forms of '''shady, crooked, and sometimes downright illegal business practices''', from simple overpricing to trading in stolen organs.

==Bait and Switch==
*Email [[different town]] — [[Strong Bad]] imagines that Bubs would use ''imitation'' [[chocolate]] for his [[Bubs's Flamethrowers|flamethrowers]] that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills.
*Email [[theme park]] — Bubs tells [[Pom Pom]] that he can only win prizes if he gets the rings ''inside'' the [[Cold One#xtracold|Xtra Cold Ones]] bottle after Pom Pom flawlessly threw three rings over it.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — When [[Homestar Runner]] asks how much Bubs's stirring utensils cost, Bubs says that "they're free, but you gotta ''earn'' 'em!" Homestar says, "That doesn't sound free at all," to which Bubs replies, "Well you just gotta ''earn '' 'em."
*Email [[looking old]] — A sign at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] says "<s>1</s>0% OFF ALL iTems!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Bubs offers 10% off at the concession stand and immediately follows it with the disclaimer "discount will not be honored".
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs admires his great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold who "discovered the bait and switch".
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs claims his [[doughnuts]] fight cavities and clean teeth before quickly adding "The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statement."

==Copyright Infringement==
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs hints that his [[black market]] sells pirated DVDs.

==Counterfeiting==
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs implies that his black market sells fake IDs.

==Debt Evasion==
*Email [[lackey]] — Bubs slams the shutters when Strong Bad with [[Doreauxgard]] pretends to be from the collection agency.

==Defective and Substandard Goods==
*Email [[12:00]] — Bubs, hired to make the clock on Strong Bad's [[VCR]] work, instead [[duct tape]]s an [[Clock Radio|alarm clock]] to the top (after first attempting to duct tape [[The Cheat]] to it).
*[[King of Town Email]] — According to the page title, Bubs sold the broken [[Tandy 400]] to [[The King of Town]] for $900 and that it's "slightly not-working".
*Email [[privileges]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], and Email [[bike thief]] — The slogan for [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] calls it "really old".
*Email [[virus]] — Bubs puts the "slightly shotgunned" and "like used" [[Compy 386]] up for sale.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Bubs has a rusty steak knife in his box of 'aught four [[crap]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad a defective Clockwork Strong Bad; to be fair, Bubs is furious to find the "cheap, foreign-made" souvenir malfunctioning, so he decides to sell it half-off.
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1147232489355862021|5 Jul 2019]]) — Strong Bad suggests that Bubs' power in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] would be to sell discount cottages that burn themselves down due to faulty wiring.

==Embezzlement==
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Bubs's new year resolution is to stop embezzling money from himself.
*[[Ever and More!]] — [[Homestar]] asks Bubs to talk about "shiny new ways to misappropriate funds". Bubs then proceeds to describe buying a [[WetSki|Jet Ski]] with the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]]'s money, crashed and broke his shin, and began spending $50 a tube on [[BUBRUB!|rubbing ointment]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs says that [[Blatant lies|he is definitely not embezzling thousands of dollars]] from [[Club Technochocolate]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs casually mutters that he's skimming 10% of the profits of the battle of the bands behind Strong Bad's back.

==Evidence Tampering==
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — When Homestar approaches, Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "Exhibit A" and later tries to sell him a pancreas contained in a box labeled "Exhibit B".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs sells [[Marzipan]]'s DNA evidence to Strong Bad in a [[snow cone]], and returns to her a test tube labeled "tampered with".
*Email [[buried]] — Bubs buries "in'''toxic'''atingly good" waste in [[Strong Badia]] and has apparently buried "a fella named Rich" in the past.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs sells Homestar a 50 gallon drum of bleach, a 50 gallon drum of sawblades, and a 50 gallon drum of bodybags, in order to destroy the evidence of him "killing Pom Pom". He then advises Homestar to establish a false alibi for his "crime".

==False Advertising==
*Email [[unused emails]] — The Free Weekly Spamvertisement promotes Scotch Tape, [[ketchup]], and three bean salad as herbal supplements.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — Bubs sells the shotgunned [[Compy 386]] to Homestar saying it's a low-priced automobile.
*Email [[technology]] — Bubs sells "wireless extension cords" and stresses that they're "[[Allegedly Real Things|existent]]".
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Bubs advertises black spray-paint as spray-on Halloween night, sunglasses as Halloween night-vision goggles and "Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit" as a "Halloween Night hovercraft kit".
*Email [[the chair]] — Bubs tries to sell a box of chicken beaks and a Winger album as chairs.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Bubs sells the minutes of The [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]]'s last meeting to [[Homsar|third world countries]] as rollover minutes.
*[[Quality Time]] — Bubs sells Marzipan [[eggs]] as "[[organic]] [[batteries]]".
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs lies about the teeth-cleaning and cavity-fighting abilities of his donuts. He also says that he has them made in a third world country named "Homemáde" so he can legally print "from homemade" on the package.
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — Strong Bad complains that the fallout shelter was advertised as being Coach Z free.

==Fraud==
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs has apparently sold Homestar "[[Questionable Services|questionable medical coverage]]".

==Hacking==
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Bubs bypasses the region locking on Strong Bad's [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine.

==Harmful Goods==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Bubs has a [[Strong Sad]] voodoo doll on sale, which even Homestar questions.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Bubs has a tainted candy sellback day on Friday.
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Bubs states that the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] shot glasses are popular with kids.
*Email [[the chair]] — The chairs that Bubs sells Strong Bad and Strong Sad (respectively [[Le Restige]] and the [[Styleron Ecochair]]) end up leaving them unable to "feel [their] parts".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs sells the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] to Strong Bad in a snow cone.
*Email [[licensed]] — Homestar discovers that the piñatas that Bubs sells are full of broken glass after getting a face-full of it, and the Strong Bad ferret [[ointment]] causes [[The Cheat]] to inflate like a balloon.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs implies that the [[Baloney Sammich Truck|baloney sandwiches]] that he has been selling had expired [[mayonnaise]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs lists tainted candy as a variety of candy he sells and gives chocolate-covered packing peanuts in exchange for coupons.

==Health Code Violations==
*Email [[no loafing]] — The lunch specials that Bubs sells are already eaten.
*[[One Two, One Two]] — Bubs makes sausages with a tennis ball and a box of [[General Tso's Chicken]] (including the box).
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs sells a sandwich with a bite taken out of it to an oblivious Homestar.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs hides and pretends to be closed when the health inspector arrives.
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — Bubs' Fallout Shelter lacks proper toilet facilities, using empty cans as makeshift latrines.

==Human Trafficking==
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs says that he accepts first-born children as payment.

==Information Mining and Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Bubs buys, as claimed, roughly 5000 email addresses at $0.25 apiece from Strong Bad (roughly $1250 total) to use in his weekly [[spam]]vertisments.

==Intentionally Poor Crowd Control==
*Email [[local news]] — Bubs tricks Homestar, Marzipan and the King of Town into queuing outside the Concession Stand (and paying for it) for no reason.
*[[Toikey TV]] — The sale advertised by Bubs, "Bubs Friday", has a designated time for "Shovin' and Tramplin'". He also encourages mothers to fight each other and even draw blood.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Bubs intentionally has a queue last for 3 miles or 18 days, whichever comes first.
*{{twitterreference|ID=934131696810766336|year=2017|month=Nov|day=24}} — "Bubs Friday" 2017 ends with shoppers trapped in riot foam.

==Invasion of Privacy==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs casually tells Strong Bad that he reads all [[Strong Bad Email|his emails]].

==Legal Malpractice==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs represents Coach Z in court; however, he bases his defense on dinosaurs after confusing works by author Michael Crichton with those by author John Grisham.

==Loan Sharking==
*Email [[other days]] — Bubs threatens to turn Strong Bad over to a "cut off your toes"-style collections agency if he doesn't pay up.

==Mistreatment of Employees==
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad mentions that Bubs made him pay for his [[mascot costume]].
*[[On Break]] — Bubs only gives one smoking, pee, coffee, and maternity leave break each per day. He also doesn't allow Pom Pom to take breaks as he is not in the union.
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1123934650181619712|2 May 2019]]) — Bubs pokes the person picking out shirts ("90% likely Strong Sad") in the eyes to ensure that the selection is random.

==Operating Without a Valid License==
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs claims to be a doctor despite his "doctor" card clearly being only for VCR repairs and fashion consultation.
*[[Senorial Day]] — Bubs's entrepreneur license has "SUSPENDED" stamped across it.
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells ''unlicensed'' unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs mentions that the tag and license he has been operating under are both expired.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs hints that his black market sells unlicensed merchandise.

==Organ Trafficking==
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs offers to sell [[Homestar]] a spare pancreas.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs operates a black market out behind [[Concessionstantinople]] dealing in organs along with other illegal items.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs sells materials for the purpose of illegal organ trafficking as part of updating his store to be "organic".

==Overpricing==
*[[King of Town Email]] — According to the page title, Bubs sold the broken [[Tandy 400]] to [[The King of Town]] for $900.
*Email [[local news]] — A sign at the stand says "Wait in Line: $5".
*Email [[pom pom]] — Bubs charges Strong Bad $5 for a "face mashing" and $10 for a "severe pummeling" from Pom Pom.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Bubs attempts to charge Coach Z and Pom Pom $50 then $60 for a picture with the [[Tragic Clown Dog]].
*Email [[secret identity]] — Bubs charges Strong Bad (as [[Secret Identities#Tip Tappers|Mr. Tip Tappers]]) $900 for a room. Also, Bubs's guestbook notes that he accepted double payment from [[Secret Identities#Other Characters|Mr. Dee Williams]] (Homestar).
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Bubs demands an extra $20 from [[Strong Bad]] after he comments that the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] [[ice cream]] he bought looks more like Morgan Freeman.
*Email [[nightlife]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad an eyedropper-full amount of "Pink Elephant Pants" for $17.50, which is apparently less than he usually charges.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs attempt to sell [[Coach Z]] a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]] for $32.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs charges Strong Bad "one big sack of cash" for repairs to the [[FunMachine]] and after the repair job, Strong Bad complains that "Bubs totally ripped [him] off, man! Like, more than usual."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Bubs claims that the late fee for a [[IMDb:tt0103184|V.I. Warshawski]] DVD is $3 a day because it still counts as a new release, despite its early 90's theatrical release and 2002 DVD release (7 years before the toon).
*[[Record Store Day]] — Bubs sells [[Strong Sad]] a [[sloshy]] vinyl record for $400, which according to Strong Sad, was "on sale".
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020|1 Jan 2020]]) — Bubs celebrates 2020 by adding $20 to every purchase.

==Smuggling==
*[[SBCG4AP Tutorial]] — When Strong Bad comments that Bubs has gotten fat, he replies that he hasn't and is in fact just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under his shirt.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — While Bubs was imprisoned in what would eventually become the Concession Stand, he sold himself [[hot dogs]] with files in them.

==Stolen Goods==
*[[Cool Things]] — Bubs claims that he's closed and only gives Homestar the [[paint]] and [[Cool Shades|shades]] when he asks Bubs to steal them for him, asserting that he never passes up a chance to stick it to the man.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs's black market trades in organs of questionable origin and illegally obtained cultural artifacts. He trades Strong Sad's stolen Pretendix for an illegally excavated piece of pottery to Strong Bad.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] — Bubs has Marzipan's hair on sale as a "[[wig]]" which he unabashedly says is stolen.

==Weapons Dealing==
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad imagines that Bubs would give away [[Bubs's Flamethrowers|flamethrowers]] that shoot (imitation) chocolate hundred-dollar bills.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs operates a black market out behind [[Concessionstantinople]] dealing in weapons, like bazooka flamethrowers that throw throwing stars, along with other illegal items.

==Wildlife Trafficking==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad says that the last time he tried to navigate Bubs' Tele-stand, he ended up with a crate of rhino horns (though according to Strong Bad they were from a species not considered endangered).

==Generic Mentions of Shadiness==
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — Homestar asks, "What kinda shady Bubs business you running here anyways? A Bubsness?"
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar asks if Bubs is an unethical quack, to which he responds "the most quackinest."
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — Bubs complains about how long the setup for the fireworks is taking, saying "I got peoples to rip off!"
*Email [[isp]] — When Strong Bad confronts him with "throttling [Strong Bad] down", Bubs responds that throttling down is not one of the 99 ways he rips Strong Bad off.
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs says that the stuff that he sells in the Concession Stand is of worse quality than his shady bootleg operation.
*Email [[buried]] (DVD commentary) — [[The Brothers Chaps]] say that they are trying to remember all the "sketchy things" that Bubs does.
*[[Play Date]] — Bubs briefly spends time in federal prison for unexplained reasons.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — At the end, Homestar says farewell to the "[["Man" Pronounced as "M'n"|baloneym'n]]", adding "may your warbly theme song serve as a reminder that you probably have a really sketchy past."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad wonders why it's called "Bubs' Concession Stand" as "Bubs never conceded anything in his whole miserable gigantic-mark-up life!"
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad says that Bubs is a "shady, shady character", to which Bubs responds that it's cool in the shade.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Bubs describes his wallet as the one that says "bad business practices".
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1142909826281955328|23 Jun 2019]]) — In a Twitter exclusive animation, Bubs stashes several stacks of dollar bills in the ceiling of the Concession Stand, to which Strong Bad writes "Keep it shady, Bubs."

==See Also==
*[[Black Market]]
*[[Coach Z's Problems]]
*[[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]

{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Bubs]]

Bubs's Shady Business Practices

2020-07-10T15:08:45Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Stolen Goods */

[[Image:Shotgunned menu.png|thumb|250px|"What kinda shady Bubs business you running here anyways?"]]
''From [[Strong Badia the Free]]:''
<blockquote>'''STRONG BAD:''' You're a shady, shady character Bubs. 
'''BUBS:''' It's cool in the shade!</blockquote>
[[Bubs]] has been known to engage in all forms of '''shady, crooked, and sometimes downright illegal business practices''', from simple overpricing to trading in stolen organs.

==Bait and Switch==
*Email [[different town]] — [[Strong Bad]] imagines that Bubs would use ''imitation'' [[chocolate]] for his [[Bubs's Flamethrowers|flamethrowers]] that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills.
*Email [[theme park]] — Bubs tells [[Pom Pom]] that he can only win prizes if he gets the rings ''inside'' the [[Cold One#xtracold|Xtra Cold Ones]] bottle after Pom Pom flawlessly threw three rings over it.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — When [[Homestar Runner]] asks how much Bubs's stirring utensils cost, Bubs says that "they're free, but you gotta ''earn'' 'em!" Homestar says, "That doesn't sound free at all," to which Bubs replies, "Well you just gotta ''earn '' 'em."
*Email [[looking old]] — A sign at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] says "<s>1</s>0% OFF ALL iTems!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Bubs offers 10% off at the concession stand and immediately follows it with the disclaimer "discount will not be honored".
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs admires his great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold who "discovered the bait and switch".
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs claims his [[doughnuts]] fight cavities and clean teeth before quickly adding "The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statement."

==Copyright Infringement==
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs hints that his [[black market]] sells pirated DVDs.

==Counterfeiting==
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs implies that his black market sells fake IDs.

==Debt Evasion==
*Email [[lackey]] — Bubs slams the shutters when Strong Bad with [[Doreauxgard]] pretends to be from the collection agency.

==Defective and Substandard Goods==
*Email [[12:00]] — Bubs, hired to make the clock on Strong Bad's [[VCR]] work, instead [[duct tape]]s an [[Clock Radio|alarm clock]] to the top (after first attempting to duct tape [[The Cheat]] to it).
*[[King of Town Email]] — According to the page title, Bubs sold the broken [[Tandy 400]] to [[The King of Town]] for $900 and that it's "slightly not-working".
*Email [[privileges]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], and Email [[bike thief]] — The slogan for [[Bubs' Old Pizza]] calls it "really old".
*Email [[virus]] — Bubs puts the "slightly shotgunned" and "like used" [[Compy 386]] up for sale.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Bubs has a rusty steak knife in his box of 'aught four [[crap]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad a defective Clockwork Strong Bad; to be fair, Bubs is furious to find the "cheap, foreign-made" souvenir malfunctioning, so he decides to sell it half-off.
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1147232489355862021|5 Jul 2019]]) — Strong Bad suggests that Bubs' power in [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] would be to sell discount cottages that burn themselves down due to faulty wiring.

==Embezzlement==
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — Bubs's new year resolution is to stop embezzling money from himself.
*[[Ever and More!]] — [[Homestar]] asks Bubs to talk about "shiny new ways to misappropriate funds". Bubs then proceeds to describe buying a [[WetSki|Jet Ski]] with the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]]'s money, crashed and broke his shin, and began spending $50 a tube on [[BUBRUB!|rubbing ointment]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs says that [[Blatant lies|he is definitely not embezzling thousands of dollars]] from [[Club Technochocolate]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs casually mutters that he's skimming 10% of the profits of the battle of the bands behind Strong Bad's back.

==Evidence Tampering==
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — When Homestar approaches, Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "Exhibit A" and later tries to sell him a pancreas contained in a box labeled "Exhibit B".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs sells [[Marzipan]]'s DNA evidence to Strong Bad in a [[snow cone]], and returns to her a test tube labeled "tampered with".
*Email [[buried]] — Bubs buries "in'''toxic'''atingly good" waste in [[Strong Badia]] and has apparently buried "a fella named Rich" in the past.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Bubs sells Homestar a 50 gallon drum of bleach, a 50 gallon drum of sawblades, and a 50 gallon drum of bodybags, in order to destroy the evidence of him "killing Pom Pom". He then advises Homestar to establish a false alibi for his "crime".

==False Advertising==
*Email [[unused emails]] — The Free Weekly Spamvertisement promotes Scotch Tape, [[ketchup]], and three bean salad as herbal supplements.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — Bubs sells the shotgunned [[Compy 386]] to Homestar saying it's a low-priced automobile.
*Email [[technology]] — Bubs sells "wireless extension cords" and stresses that they're "[[Allegedly Real Things|existent]]".
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Bubs advertises black spray-paint as spray-on Halloween night, sunglasses as Halloween night-vision goggles and "Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit" as a "Halloween Night hovercraft kit".
*Email [[the chair]] — Bubs tries to sell a box of chicken beaks and a Winger album as chairs.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Bubs sells the minutes of The [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]]'s last meeting to [[Homsar|third world countries]] as rollover minutes.
*[[Quality Time]] — Bubs sells Marzipan [[eggs]] as "[[organic]] [[batteries]]".
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs lies about the teeth-cleaning and cavity-fighting abilities of his donuts. He also says that he has them made in a third world country named "Homemáde" so he can legally print "from homemade" on the package.
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — Strong Bad complains that the fallout shelter was advertised as being Coach Z free.

==Fraud==
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs has apparently sold Homestar "[[Questionable Services|questionable medical coverage]]".

==Hacking==
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Bubs bypasses the region locking on Strong Bad's [[TROGDOR!]] arcade machine.

==Harmful Goods==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Bubs has a [[Strong Sad]] voodoo doll on sale, which even Homestar questions.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Bubs has a tainted candy sellback day on Friday.
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Bubs states that the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] shot glasses are popular with kids.
*Email [[the chair]] — The chairs that Bubs sells Strong Bad and Strong Sad (respectively [[Le Restige]] and the [[Styleron Ecochair]]) end up leaving them unable to "feel [their] parts".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs sells the [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] to Strong Bad in a snow cone.
*Email [[licensed]] — Homestar discovers that the piñatas that Bubs sells are full of broken glass after getting a face-full of it, and the Strong Bad ferret [[ointment]] causes [[The Cheat]] to inflate like a balloon.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs implies that the [[Baloney Sammich Truck|baloney sandwiches]] that he has been selling had expired [[mayonnaise]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs lists tainted candy as a variety of candy he sells and gives chocolate-covered packing peanuts in exchange for coupons.

==Health Code Violations==
*Email [[no loafing]] — The lunch specials that Bubs sells are already eaten.
*[[One Two, One Two]] — Bubs makes sausages with a tennis ball and a box of [[General Tso's Chicken]] (including the box).
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs sells a sandwich with a bite taken out of it to an oblivious Homestar.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs hides and pretends to be closed when the health inspector arrives.
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — Bubs' Fallout Shelter lacks proper toilet facilities, using empty cans as makeshift latrines.

==Human Trafficking==
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs says that he accepts first-born children as payment.

==Information Mining and Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Bubs buys, as claimed, roughly 5000 email addresses at $0.25 apiece from Strong Bad (roughly $1250 total) to use in his weekly [[spam]]vertisments.

==Intentionally Poor Crowd Control==
*Email [[local news]] — Bubs tricks Homestar, Marzipan and the King of Town into queuing outside the Concession Stand (and paying for it) for no reason.
*[[Toikey TV]] — The sale advertised by Bubs, "Bubs Friday", has a designated time for "Shovin' and Tramplin'". He also encourages mothers to fight each other and even draw blood.
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — Bubs intentionally has a queue last for 3 miles or 18 days, whichever comes first.
*{{twitterreference|ID=934131696810766336|year=2017|month=Nov|day=24}} — "Bubs Friday" 2017 ends with shoppers trapped in riot foam.

==Invasion of Privacy==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs casually tells Strong Bad that he reads all [[Strong Bad Email|his emails]].

==Legal Malpractice==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs represents Coach Z in court; however, he bases his defense on dinosaurs after confusing works by author Michael Crichton with those by author John Grisham.

==Loan Sharking==
*Email [[other days]] — Bubs threatens to turn Strong Bad over to a "cut off your toes"-style collections agency if he doesn't pay up.

==Mistreatment of Employees==
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad mentions that Bubs made him pay for his [[mascot costume]].
*[[On Break]] — Bubs only gives one smoking, pee, coffee, and maternity leave break each per day. He also doesn't allow Pom Pom to take breaks as he is not in the union.
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1123934650181619712|2 May 2019]]) — Bubs pokes the person picking out shirts ("90% likely Strong Sad") in the eyes to ensure that the selection is random.

==Operating Without a Valid License==
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs claims to be a doctor despite his "doctor" card clearly being only for VCR repairs and fashion consultation.
*[[Senorial Day]] — Bubs's entrepreneur license has "SUSPENDED" stamped across it.
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells ''unlicensed'' unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs mentions that the tag and license he has been operating under are both expired.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs hints that his black market sells unlicensed merchandise.

==Organ Trafficking==
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs offers to sell [[Homestar]] a spare pancreas.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs operates a black market out behind [[Concessionstantinople]] dealing in organs along with other illegal items.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs sells materials for the purpose of illegal organ trafficking as part of updating his store to be "organic".

==Overpricing==
*[[King of Town Email]] — According to the page title, Bubs sold the broken [[Tandy 400]] to [[The King of Town]] for $900.
*Email [[local news]] — A sign at the stand says "Wait in Line: $5".
*Email [[pom pom]] — Bubs charges Strong Bad $5 for a "face mashing" and $10 for a "severe pummeling" from Pom Pom.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Bubs attempts to charge Coach Z and Pom Pom $50 then $60 for a picture with the [[Tragic Clown Dog]].
*Email [[secret identity]] — Bubs charges Strong Bad (as [[Secret Identities#Tip Tappers|Mr. Tip Tappers]]) $900 for a room. Also, Bubs's guestbook notes that he accepted double payment from [[Secret Identities#Other Characters|Mr. Dee Williams]] (Homestar).
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Bubs demands an extra $20 from [[Strong Bad]] after he comments that the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] [[ice cream]] he bought looks more like Morgan Freeman.
*Email [[nightlife]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad an eyedropper-full amount of "Pink Elephant Pants" for $17.50, which is apparently less than he usually charges.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs attempt to sell [[Coach Z]] a [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]] for $32.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Bubs charges Strong Bad "one big sack of cash" for repairs to the [[FunMachine]] and after the repair job, Strong Bad complains that "Bubs totally ripped [him] off, man! Like, more than usual."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Bubs claims that the late fee for a [[IMDb:tt0103184|V.I. Warshawski]] DVD is $3 a day because it still counts as a new release, despite its early 90's theatrical release and 2002 DVD release (7 years before the toon).
*[[Record Store Day]] — Bubs sells [[Strong Sad]] a [[sloshy]] vinyl record for $400, which according to Strong Sad, was "on sale".
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020|1 Jan 2020]]) — Bubs celebrates 2020 by adding $20 to every purchase.

==Smuggling==
*[[SBCG4AP Tutorial]] — When Strong Bad comments that Bubs has gotten fat, he replies that he hasn't and is in fact just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under his shirt.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — While Bubs was imprisoned in what would eventually become the Concession Stand, he sold himself [[hot dogs]] with files in them.

==Stolen Goods==
*[[Cool Things]] — Bubs claims that he's closed and only gives Homestar the [[paint]] and [[Cool Shades|shades]] when he asks Bubs to steal them for him, asserting that he never passes up a chance to stick it to the man.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs's black market trades in organs of questionable origin and illegally obtained cultural artifacts. He trades Strong Sad's stolen Pretendix for an illegally excavated piece of pottery to Strong Bad.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] — Bubs has Marzipan's hair on sale as a "[[wig]]" which he unabashedly says is stolen.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Bubs mentions to Marzipan that he's best known for once stealing an aircraft carrier.

==Weapons Dealing==
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad imagines that Bubs would give away [[Bubs's Flamethrowers|flamethrowers]] that shoot (imitation) chocolate hundred-dollar bills.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs operates a black market out behind [[Concessionstantinople]] dealing in weapons, like bazooka flamethrowers that throw throwing stars, along with other illegal items.

==Wildlife Trafficking==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad says that the last time he tried to navigate Bubs' Tele-stand, he ended up with a crate of rhino horns (though according to Strong Bad they were from a species not considered endangered).

==Generic Mentions of Shadiness==
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — Homestar asks, "What kinda shady Bubs business you running here anyways? A Bubsness?"
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar asks if Bubs is an unethical quack, to which he responds "the most quackinest."
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — Bubs complains about how long the setup for the fireworks is taking, saying "I got peoples to rip off!"
*Email [[isp]] — When Strong Bad confronts him with "throttling [Strong Bad] down", Bubs responds that throttling down is not one of the 99 ways he rips Strong Bad off.
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs says that the stuff that he sells in the Concession Stand is of worse quality than his shady bootleg operation.
*Email [[buried]] (DVD commentary) — [[The Brothers Chaps]] say that they are trying to remember all the "sketchy things" that Bubs does.
*[[Play Date]] — Bubs briefly spends time in federal prison for unexplained reasons.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — At the end, Homestar says farewell to the "[["Man" Pronounced as "M'n"|baloneym'n]]", adding "may your warbly theme song serve as a reminder that you probably have a really sketchy past."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad wonders why it's called "Bubs' Concession Stand" as "Bubs never conceded anything in his whole miserable gigantic-mark-up life!"
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad says that Bubs is a "shady, shady character", to which Bubs responds that it's cool in the shade.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Bubs describes his wallet as the one that says "bad business practices".
*[[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1142909826281955328|23 Jun 2019]]) — In a Twitter exclusive animation, Bubs stashes several stacks of dollar bills in the ceiling of the Concession Stand, to which Strong Bad writes "Keep it shady, Bubs."

==See Also==
*[[Black Market]]
*[[Coach Z's Problems]]
*[[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]

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[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Bubs]]

Deliberately Poor English

2020-07-08T13:47:13Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Other appearances */

[[Image:gameoverstummyhurts.png|thumb|Bad English these is.]]
'''Poor English''' (more commonly called '''[[Wikipedia:Engrish|Engrish]]''') is often deliberately used, particularly in relation to video games, which historically have been poorly translated into English from Japanese while localizing the games for the Western market.

== Video game-related appearances ==
*[[Population: Tire]] — The game's premise contains several instances of poor English, including "YOU ARE SOLDIER!", "YOU ONE ARE OF BRAVE FEW" and "[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear (video game)|I FEEL ASLEEP!]]".
*[[Thy Dungeonman]] — If the player beats the game, the game gives a "congraturation".
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — After you kill the [[Kerrek]] and then look at him, the message on the screen says, "He dead."
*[[Videro Games]] — [[Strong Bad]] complains about difficult video games that only reward with "a hearty CONGRATURATION!".
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — This game has many instances of "[[Wikipedia:Engrish|Engrish]]", such as "My stummy hurts" (pluralized as "Our stummies hurts") which also counts as a [[portmanteau]] of "stomach" and "tummy", "Keep try"[ing], and "[[Flash]] 7 or Hire" ("hire" is a [[homonym]] for "higher"). Its manual contains even more examples.
*[[Vector Strong Bad]] often uses poorly translated lines like "YOUR HEAD [[A SPLODE]]!" (a splode meaning "explode"). He also pronounces "hello" as "HELLOTE" (seen in the email [[alternate universe]]).
*[[Sundae Drivin']] — As seen in the email [[redesign]], the game includes quotes like "CHERRY GET!" and "YOUR [[G#Mispronunciation_of_G|JAMES]] OVER".
*[[Where's an Egg?]] — The [[Some Type of Online Auction|auction]] for a page of the [[Russia]]n instructions for this game contains poor English.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad wants his video game to say "GRAPHICS HAVE!" on the cover. An image also shows a picture of the game's box with the words "BOX IN!" on it.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — One of Strong Bad's reactions to being hurt in [[Snake Boxer 5]] is "I've been bited" (properly phrased as "bitten").

== Other appearances ==
*Strong Bad's title at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] is "Prinicpal".
*The most-often-used slogan for the [[Homestarmy]] is "Do you has what it takes?"
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]/[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — The title of the second book.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says, "I think I has the solution!"
** Email [[little questions]] — Strong Bad says this while answering Viklas's email.
** [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — [[Strong Sad]] says this same phrase when he figures out the secret to the ghostly face in everyone's photos.
*Email [[little questions]] — Strong Bad replies with terrible grammar and fractured sentences to a poorly written email from a Swede.
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — [[Bubs]] (as [[Dr. Christmas]]) says "Everybody knows me. Mine name [[Corn]][[bread]]."
*Email [[interview]] — Strong Bad opens the email with, "So many emails, so little good emails." While the second part of the sentence is supposed to be playing off of "so little time", in regular speech the sentence should read "few good emails".
*Email [[english paper]] — Strong Bad spells English as "Englilsh" in the report's title, ridiculing the email sender's spelling of the word.
*Email [[kids' book]] — In the book "Everyone Is Different", the page with the girl wearing glasses reads, "Some people wears glasses."
*Email [[the bet]] — In an Easter egg, [[The King of Town]] advertises for [[Butter-da]] saying, "They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad says, "I think my imagination's broke."
*[[Senorial Day]] — Bubs says he can't remember his own "lins".
*Email [[for kids]] — An Easter egg shows a can of [[The King of Town's Food|The KOT's Good]] [[Gravy]] with the slogan "I don't lets [[the Poopsmith]] near it!"
*Email [[dreamail]] — [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]] tells Strong Bad he is "prooty hot" and has "one unread messages".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Marshie says, "Yowza! Guess who birfday it is!"
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] — Female Lappy 486 says "Strong Bad, why do they take wait, so long? Many times have prooty passed." and "I'm of a style."
*Email [[myths & legends]] — In [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] t-shirts say "My Baby Got Stole... By the Bear Holding A Shark!!"
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Female Lappy 486 tells the viewer that Strong Bad is "understairs".
*Email [[isp]] — Homestar, as an insincere telephone recording, says "Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us."
*Email [[redesign]] — Strong Bad says, "But I does!"
*Email [[trading cards]] — When Strong Bad is describing [[The Cheat]]'s [[Trading Cards|trading card]] game, the phrase flashing on the screen is "PLAY GET!"
*Email [[retirement]] — Marshie's Sweepstakes is entitled "The [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] My Lappy Got Stole! Sweepstakes". Later, Female Lappy 486 says "I'm hate hushpuppies."
*Email [[coloring]] — Homestar says "Teacher! I have go [[bafroom]]!" He also pronounces crayons as "crowns" and library as "liberry" in this email.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Once Bubs shrinks back down to normal size, he explains that he didn't want the others to eat his [[chicken]] wings "'Cause they mine, and they good!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Homestar sings "Somewheres, out theres..."
*Email [[more armies]] — The words "forefathers" and "identities" are written as "fourfathers" and "identies" respectively in the [[On Point Kings]]' pamphlet.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — When [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]] runs out the door after talking with [[So and So]], Strong Bad says, "She gone!"
*Email [[business trip]] — After Homestar shows the King of Town his two [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]] cans, Strong Bad says, "What the sense-make?"
*Email [[buried]] — In the [[Taranchula]] [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector|Black Metal Detector]] commercial, Schenkel McDoo says, "Maybe find some coin!"
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]] — Strong Bad says "Once a time, <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> was in the field doing some yard work."
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Homestar says, "Five episodes? Where do I buy them ats?"
*[[Twenty THANXty Six]] — [[1-Up]] mentions favorite food, spiced bun, and frozen bake. He also says, "What are you think you're doing?"
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] — The [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] mentions that there are "a some lot more" videos besides the ones shown, and then in the [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker room]], he asks Homestar Runner "How you diddat?" after just winning a sports-type game.
*Email [[being mean]] — In an Easter egg, [[Coach Z]] sings, "My name's Coach Z and I likes to get noice!"
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] — After [[Flashfight]] announces that he will fire [[Gunhaver]], Gunhaver queries, "But then who will have gun?"
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad proclaims "I can't takes it no more", Coach Z says "...but now I don't has to", and the Lappy asks "does that means?"
*[[Compy Catalog]] — Strong Bad's new computer, the [[Compé]], has an [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|error message]] that reads "Fragrant Computer Error. Your brand new computer is bloke."
*[[Record Store Day]] —
**Several of the images in the B-est of B-sides contain several examples for poor English.
**The [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s description of the toon is, "[[Sloshy]] drop they new single."
*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] — The Porridge Maiden catches the Ocelot "for to sup."
*Email [[sbemail206]] — an unanswered email is shown on the Compé, reading "Dear Strong Bad, Do you enloy reasing? I do two! How 'bou?"
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== See Also ==
*[[A Splode]]
*[[All the Time]]
*[[Be's]]
*[[G#Mispronunciation of G]]
*[[Homophones]]
*[[I'm]]
*[[Jumbled Words]]
*[[Lack of Intelligible Speech]]
*[[Malapropisms]]
*[[Mans]]
*[[Might Could]]
*[[Multiple Negatives]]
*[[Non-inverted Questions]]
*[[Noun-Verb]]
*[[Peoples]]
*[[Please to be]]
*[[Plural Instead of Singular]]
*[[Poorly Written Emails]]
*[[Portmanteaus]]
*[[Rhymed Phrases]]
*[[Singular Instead of Plural]]
*[["Was" instead of "Were"]]
*[[Why Come]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Deliberately Poor English

2020-07-08T13:45:07Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Other appearances */

[[Image:gameoverstummyhurts.png|thumb|Bad English these is.]]
'''Poor English''' (more commonly called '''[[Wikipedia:Engrish|Engrish]]''') is often deliberately used, particularly in relation to video games, which historically have been poorly translated into English from Japanese while localizing the games for the Western market.

== Video game-related appearances ==
*[[Population: Tire]] — The game's premise contains several instances of poor English, including "YOU ARE SOLDIER!", "YOU ONE ARE OF BRAVE FEW" and "[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear (video game)|I FEEL ASLEEP!]]".
*[[Thy Dungeonman]] — If the player beats the game, the game gives a "congraturation".
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — After you kill the [[Kerrek]] and then look at him, the message on the screen says, "He dead."
*[[Videro Games]] — [[Strong Bad]] complains about difficult video games that only reward with "a hearty CONGRATURATION!".
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — This game has many instances of "[[Wikipedia:Engrish|Engrish]]", such as "My stummy hurts" (pluralized as "Our stummies hurts") which also counts as a [[portmanteau]] of "stomach" and "tummy", "Keep try"[ing], and "[[Flash]] 7 or Hire" ("hire" is a [[homonym]] for "higher"). Its manual contains even more examples.
*[[Vector Strong Bad]] often uses poorly translated lines like "YOUR HEAD [[A SPLODE]]!" (a splode meaning "explode"). He also pronounces "hello" as "HELLOTE" (seen in the email [[alternate universe]]).
*[[Sundae Drivin']] — As seen in the email [[redesign]], the game includes quotes like "CHERRY GET!" and "YOUR [[G#Mispronunciation_of_G|JAMES]] OVER".
*[[Where's an Egg?]] — The [[Some Type of Online Auction|auction]] for a page of the [[Russia]]n instructions for this game contains poor English.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad wants his video game to say "GRAPHICS HAVE!" on the cover. An image also shows a picture of the game's box with the words "BOX IN!" on it.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — One of Strong Bad's reactions to being hurt in [[Snake Boxer 5]] is "I've been bited" (properly phrased as "bitten").

== Other appearances ==
*Strong Bad's title at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] is "Prinicpal".
*The most-often-used slogan for the [[Homestarmy]] is "Do you has what it takes?"
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]/[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — The title of the second book.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says, "I think I has the solution!"
** [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — [[Strong Sad]] says this same phrase when he figures out the secret to the ghostly face in everyone's photos.
*Email [[little questions]] — Strong Bad replies with terrible grammar and fractured sentences to a poorly written email from a Swede.
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — [[Bubs]] (as [[Dr. Christmas]]) says "Everybody knows me. Mine name [[Corn]][[bread]]."
*Email [[interview]] — Strong Bad opens the email with, "So many emails, so little good emails." While the second part of the sentence is supposed to be playing off of "so little time", in regular speech the sentence should read "few good emails".
*Email [[english paper]] — Strong Bad spells English as "Englilsh" in the report's title, ridiculing the email sender's spelling of the word.
*Email [[kids' book]] — In the book "Everyone Is Different", the page with the girl wearing glasses reads, "Some people wears glasses."
*Email [[the bet]] — In an Easter egg, [[The King of Town]] advertises for [[Butter-da]] saying, "They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad says, "I think my imagination's broke."
*[[Senorial Day]] — Bubs says he can't remember his own "lins".
*Email [[for kids]] — An Easter egg shows a can of [[The King of Town's Food|The KOT's Good]] [[Gravy]] with the slogan "I don't lets [[the Poopsmith]] near it!"
*Email [[dreamail]] — [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]] tells Strong Bad he is "prooty hot" and has "one unread messages".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Marshie says, "Yowza! Guess who birfday it is!"
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] — Female Lappy 486 says "Strong Bad, why do they take wait, so long? Many times have prooty passed." and "I'm of a style."
*Email [[myths & legends]] — In [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] t-shirts say "My Baby Got Stole... By the Bear Holding A Shark!!"
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Female Lappy 486 tells the viewer that Strong Bad is "understairs".
*Email [[isp]] — Homestar, as an insincere telephone recording, says "Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us."
*Email [[redesign]] — Strong Bad says, "But I does!"
*Email [[trading cards]] — When Strong Bad is describing [[The Cheat]]'s [[Trading Cards|trading card]] game, the phrase flashing on the screen is "PLAY GET!"
*Email [[retirement]] — Marshie's Sweepstakes is entitled "The [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] My Lappy Got Stole! Sweepstakes". Later, Female Lappy 486 says "I'm hate hushpuppies."
*Email [[coloring]] — Homestar says "Teacher! I have go [[bafroom]]!" He also pronounces crayons as "crowns" and library as "liberry" in this email.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Once Bubs shrinks back down to normal size, he explains that he didn't want the others to eat his [[chicken]] wings "'Cause they mine, and they good!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Homestar sings "Somewheres, out theres..."
*Email [[more armies]] — The words "forefathers" and "identities" are written as "fourfathers" and "identies" respectively in the [[On Point Kings]]' pamphlet.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — When [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]] runs out the door after talking with [[So and So]], Strong Bad says, "She gone!"
*Email [[business trip]] — After Homestar shows the King of Town his two [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]] cans, Strong Bad says, "What the sense-make?"
*Email [[buried]] — In the [[Taranchula]] [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector|Black Metal Detector]] commercial, Schenkel McDoo says, "Maybe find some coin!"
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]] — Strong Bad says "Once a time, <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> was in the field doing some yard work."
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Homestar says, "Five episodes? Where do I buy them ats?"
*[[Twenty THANXty Six]] — [[1-Up]] mentions favorite food, spiced bun, and frozen bake. He also says, "What are you think you're doing?"
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] — The [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] mentions that there are "a some lot more" videos besides the ones shown, and then in the [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker room]], he asks Homestar Runner "How you diddat?" after just winning a sports-type game.
*Email [[being mean]] — In an Easter egg, [[Coach Z]] sings, "My name's Coach Z and I likes to get noice!"
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] — After [[Flashfight]] announces that he will fire [[Gunhaver]], Gunhaver queries, "But then who will have gun?"
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad proclaims "I can't takes it no more", Coach Z says "...but now I don't has to", and the Lappy asks "does that means?"
*[[Compy Catalog]] — Strong Bad's new computer, the [[Compé]], has an [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|error message]] that reads "Fragrant Computer Error. Your brand new computer is bloke."
*[[Record Store Day]] —
**Several of the images in the B-est of B-sides contain several examples for poor English.
**The [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s description of the toon is, "[[Sloshy]] drop they new single."
*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] — The Porridge Maiden catches the Ocelot "for to sup."
*Email [[sbemail206]] — an unanswered email is shown on the Compé, reading "Dear Strong Bad, Do you enloy reasing? I do two! How 'bou?"
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== See Also ==
*[[A Splode]]
*[[All the Time]]
*[[Be's]]
*[[G#Mispronunciation of G]]
*[[Homophones]]
*[[I'm]]
*[[Jumbled Words]]
*[[Lack of Intelligible Speech]]
*[[Malapropisms]]
*[[Mans]]
*[[Might Could]]
*[[Multiple Negatives]]
*[[Non-inverted Questions]]
*[[Noun-Verb]]
*[[Peoples]]
*[[Please to be]]
*[[Plural Instead of Singular]]
*[[Poorly Written Emails]]
*[[Portmanteaus]]
*[[Rhymed Phrases]]
*[[Singular Instead of Plural]]
*[["Was" instead of "Were"]]
*[[Why Come]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Deliberately Poor English

2020-07-08T13:44:32Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Other appearances */

[[Image:gameoverstummyhurts.png|thumb|Bad English these is.]]
'''Poor English''' (more commonly called '''[[Wikipedia:Engrish|Engrish]]''') is often deliberately used, particularly in relation to video games, which historically have been poorly translated into English from Japanese while localizing the games for the Western market.

== Video game-related appearances ==
*[[Population: Tire]] — The game's premise contains several instances of poor English, including "YOU ARE SOLDIER!", "YOU ONE ARE OF BRAVE FEW" and "[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear (video game)|I FEEL ASLEEP!]]".
*[[Thy Dungeonman]] — If the player beats the game, the game gives a "congraturation".
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — After you kill the [[Kerrek]] and then look at him, the message on the screen says, "He dead."
*[[Videro Games]] — [[Strong Bad]] complains about difficult video games that only reward with "a hearty CONGRATURATION!".
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — This game has many instances of "[[Wikipedia:Engrish|Engrish]]", such as "My stummy hurts" (pluralized as "Our stummies hurts") which also counts as a [[portmanteau]] of "stomach" and "tummy", "Keep try"[ing], and "[[Flash]] 7 or Hire" ("hire" is a [[homonym]] for "higher"). Its manual contains even more examples.
*[[Vector Strong Bad]] often uses poorly translated lines like "YOUR HEAD [[A SPLODE]]!" (a splode meaning "explode"). He also pronounces "hello" as "HELLOTE" (seen in the email [[alternate universe]]).
*[[Sundae Drivin']] — As seen in the email [[redesign]], the game includes quotes like "CHERRY GET!" and "YOUR [[G#Mispronunciation_of_G|JAMES]] OVER".
*[[Where's an Egg?]] — The [[Some Type of Online Auction|auction]] for a page of the [[Russia]]n instructions for this game contains poor English.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad wants his video game to say "GRAPHICS HAVE!" on the cover. An image also shows a picture of the game's box with the words "BOX IN!" on it.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — One of Strong Bad's reactions to being hurt in [[Snake Boxer 5]] is "I've been bited" (properly phrased as "bitten").

== Other appearances ==
*Strong Bad's title at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] is "Prinicpal".
*The most-often-used slogan for the [[Homestarmy]] is "Do you has what it takes?"
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]/[[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]] — The title of the second book.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says, "I think I has the solution!"
** [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — [[Strong Sad]] says this when he figures out the secret to the ghostly face in everyone's photos.
*Email [[little questions]] — Strong Bad replies with terrible grammar and fractured sentences to a poorly written email from a Swede.
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — [[Bubs]] (as [[Dr. Christmas]]) says "Everybody knows me. Mine name [[Corn]][[bread]]."
*Email [[interview]] — Strong Bad opens the email with, "So many emails, so little good emails." While the second part of the sentence is supposed to be playing off of "so little time", in regular speech the sentence should read "few good emails".
*Email [[english paper]] — Strong Bad spells English as "Englilsh" in the report's title, ridiculing the email sender's spelling of the word.
*Email [[kids' book]] — In the book "Everyone Is Different", the page with the girl wearing glasses reads, "Some people wears glasses."
*Email [[the bet]] — In an Easter egg, [[The King of Town]] advertises for [[Butter-da]] saying, "They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad says, "I think my imagination's broke."
*[[Senorial Day]] — Bubs says he can't remember his own "lins".
*Email [[for kids]] — An Easter egg shows a can of [[The King of Town's Food|The KOT's Good]] [[Gravy]] with the slogan "I don't lets [[the Poopsmith]] near it!"
*Email [[dreamail]] — [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]] tells Strong Bad he is "prooty hot" and has "one unread messages".
*Email [[bottom 10]] — Marshie says, "Yowza! Guess who birfday it is!"
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four]] — Female Lappy 486 says "Strong Bad, why do they take wait, so long? Many times have prooty passed." and "I'm of a style."
*Email [[myths & legends]] — In [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] t-shirts say "My Baby Got Stole... By the Bear Holding A Shark!!"
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Female Lappy 486 tells the viewer that Strong Bad is "understairs".
*Email [[isp]] — Homestar, as an insincere telephone recording, says "Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us."
*Email [[redesign]] — Strong Bad says, "But I does!"
*Email [[trading cards]] — When Strong Bad is describing [[The Cheat]]'s [[Trading Cards|trading card]] game, the phrase flashing on the screen is "PLAY GET!"
*Email [[retirement]] — Marshie's Sweepstakes is entitled "The [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] My Lappy Got Stole! Sweepstakes". Later, Female Lappy 486 says "I'm hate hushpuppies."
*Email [[coloring]] — Homestar says "Teacher! I have go [[bafroom]]!" He also pronounces crayons as "crowns" and library as "liberry" in this email.
*Email [[unnatural]] — Once Bubs shrinks back down to normal size, he explains that he didn't want the others to eat his [[chicken]] wings "'Cause they mine, and they good!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Homestar sings "Somewheres, out theres..."
*Email [[more armies]] — The words "forefathers" and "identities" are written as "fourfathers" and "identies" respectively in the [[On Point Kings]]' pamphlet.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — When [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Momkins|Momkins]] runs out the door after talking with [[So and So]], Strong Bad says, "She gone!"
*Email [[business trip]] — After Homestar shows the King of Town his two [[Pork]] [[b/w]] [[Beans]] cans, Strong Bad says, "What the sense-make?"
*Email [[buried]] — In the [[Taranchula]] [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector|Black Metal Detector]] commercial, Schenkel McDoo says, "Maybe find some coin!"
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]] — Strong Bad says "Once a time, <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> was in the field doing some yard work."
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Homestar says, "Five episodes? Where do I buy them ats?"
*[[Twenty THANXty Six]] — [[1-Up]] mentions favorite food, spiced bun, and frozen bake. He also says, "What are you think you're doing?"
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] — The [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] mentions that there are "a some lot more" videos besides the ones shown, and then in the [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker room]], he asks Homestar Runner "How you diddat?" after just winning a sports-type game.
*Email [[being mean]] — In an Easter egg, [[Coach Z]] sings, "My name's Coach Z and I likes to get noice!"
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] — After [[Flashfight]] announces that he will fire [[Gunhaver]], Gunhaver queries, "But then who will have gun?"
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Bad proclaims "I can't takes it no more", Coach Z says "...but now I don't has to", and the Lappy asks "does that means?"
*[[Compy Catalog]] — Strong Bad's new computer, the [[Compé]], has an [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|error message]] that reads "Fragrant Computer Error. Your brand new computer is bloke."
*[[Record Store Day]] —
**Several of the images in the B-est of B-sides contain several examples for poor English.
**The [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s description of the toon is, "[[Sloshy]] drop they new single."
*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] — The Porridge Maiden catches the Ocelot "for to sup."
*Email [[sbemail206]] — an unanswered email is shown on the Compé, reading "Dear Strong Bad, Do you enloy reasing? I do two! How 'bou?"
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== See Also ==
*[[A Splode]]
*[[All the Time]]
*[[Be's]]
*[[G#Mispronunciation of G]]
*[[Homophones]]
*[[I'm]]
*[[Jumbled Words]]
*[[Lack of Intelligible Speech]]
*[[Malapropisms]]
*[[Mans]]
*[[Might Could]]
*[[Multiple Negatives]]
*[[Non-inverted Questions]]
*[[Noun-Verb]]
*[[Peoples]]
*[[Please to be]]
*[[Plural Instead of Singular]]
*[[Poorly Written Emails]]
*[[Portmanteaus]]
*[[Rhymed Phrases]]
*[[Singular Instead of Plural]]
*[["Was" instead of "Were"]]
*[[Why Come]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Snot

2020-07-07T02:58:10Z

KittyFoodTime:

[[Image:1-up snot.PNG|thumb|"Snot" My Fault.]]
'''Snot''' is commonly seen or mentioned in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work.

== Appearances ==
*[[Under Construction]] — A line of snot drips from [[1-Up]]'s nose.
*Email [[pom pom]] — According to [[Strong Bad]], he "didn't get the everloving snot beat out of [him]."
*[[Hallrunner]] — When you choose "fight" on "proverb", the message will mention that "You knock the proverbial snot out of it."
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — On [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|level 5]], 1-Up's idle position includes him blowing a snot bubble.
*[[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]] — One of the outtakes was [[Z. Gillispie]] as the [[King of Peasantry|king]]'s booger dropping out of his nose.
*Email [[narrator]] — [[Coach Z]] says the [[Bubs's Napkins|napkin]] has his snot balls on it.
*Email [[redesign]] — Strong Bad remarks that he is bored of the email sender's snotty nose.
*Email [[your funeral]] — In his recorded eulogy, Strong Bad tells his attendees to "turn off the snot works".
*Email [[hygiene]] — When John blows his nose on the star, snot can been seen on it when he sticks it back on his shirt.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]:
**Strong Bad receives an email saying he should beat the snot out of [[Homestar Runner]], but Strong Bad says that he shouldn't because Homestar obviously has a lot of snot.
**When Homestar falls out the window during the end cutscene, he exclaims, "Ow, my snot!" Strong Bad later counts this as beating the snot out of him.
*[[On Break]] — Strong Bad complains about "snot-butted little kids".

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Spoken Sound Effects

2020-07-06T16:26:56Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Appearances */

[[Image:DWAYNE.PNG|thumb|DWAYNE!]]
Often, rather than having [[sound effects]] play, one or more of the [[characters]] will instead '''pronounce the sound effects'''. This is often used for comedic effect, or as an [[onomatopoeia]] in place of the effect.

==Appearances==
*[[Powered by The Cheat]] — Almost all sound effects are vocalised.
*[[Old Intro]] — According to the page title, the sound for the [[fireworks]] was provided by [[Mike Chapman]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says "Beep" and admits to it.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] — Homestar Runner: "Doo doo ''doo''!" "Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone doooooooooooooo."
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Homestar Runner: "Dik, doing! Dik, sboing!"
*Email [[vacation]] — When [[Strong Bad]] gets up, instead of [[the Geddup Noise]], he makes the noise with his voice.
*Email [[action figure]] — Strong Bad, while describing his action figure's ability to shoot sparks from its mouth, he imitates the sparks by going, "Khfkhfkhffffkhfk."
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] — Narrator Strong Bad makes all the sound effects.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad (as Homestar Runner): "Pchew! Pchew! Wchew! That was... the lightning..." He also switches back and forth between saying and playing the sound effect for "Ding", going so far as to note that [[Homsar]] doesn't even ''get'' a ding.
*Email [[marzipan]] — When cheatachu72 signs off, a voice similar to Strong Bad's makes a signing off noise.
*[[20X6 vs. 1936]] — [[The Homestar Runner]]: "Ptooie!"
*Email [[funny]] — Strong Bad: "Squee squaw", "Pont-REER!", "ponkity-ponkity-ponkity"
*Email [[mile]] — The [[Powered By The Cheat]] version of [[Strong Bad]] says a PBTC version of [[Preeeeow]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Homestar Runner: "beep", "boop"
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Bad: "dup dup dup dup dup..." (imitating a helicopter)
*[[Where the Crap Are we?]] — Homestar Runner: "Brrinng! Brrinng!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Background Voices: "Dun-dun-DUN!" Homestar (in an attempt to sound like a car alarm): "Weh oh weh oh weh oh weh oh" "doooooOOOOP dooooooOOOOP" "Mamp. Mamp. Mamp. Mamp." "DooEEEE! DoolEEEE!"
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad does most of the sound effects within the movie including the riffs and the driving sound effects.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — [[Strong Sad]] says that anything [[Saddy Dumpington]] played on his [[washboard]] would have sounded like "SCRRREENK SCRUNK, SCRRRENK, SCRUNK".
*[[Shopping for Danger]] and [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The Blue Las-alert siren is provided by [[Matt Chapman]].
*Email [[extra plug]] — [[Strong Mad]]: "PREEEEOW."
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — [[Coach Z]]: "Ring Ring" (imitating a phone)
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar Runner: "Hiccup".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — As [[the Thnikkaman]] hangs up he says "click!"
*[[Senorial Day]] — Homestar Runner: "Pekyoo! Hgyoo! Pghyoo! Doo! Pehw! Wehw!"
*Email [[technology]] — [[The Cheat]]: "beep beep beep beep beep"
*[[Happy Trogday]] — Strong Bad: "Twirr! Twirr!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Homestar Runner: "Boo boo doot!"
*[[Flashforward]] — Homestar Runner: "Voooooooooooooooo-ka-chuck." (imitating an elevator)
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Coach Z: "Hort! Hort Hooort!" "Craaaket! Craaaket tatatata! Craaket tatatata!" "Wha-dlah Whe-dlah!"
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar Runner: "Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptoo!"
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad: "Whaaa-donk. Click-click-click-click-click-click-click." (imitating an alarm)
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Sad dressed as a snowman says "ptooie" out loud as he spits out the carrot Strong Bad stuffed in his mouth.
*[[Date Nite]] — Homestar Runner mimics the sonar sounds in the submarine scenes: "Boo. Boo. Boo."
*[[DNA Evidence]] — [[Bubs]]: "Cough-cough." Homestar Runner: "Glug glug glug!"
*Email [[more armies]] — Strong Bad: "Clank, clank."
*Email [[winter pool]] — The "Eat a Lot of Food Alert" has the same sound as the Blue Las-alert.
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Strong Bad: "DWAYNE!"
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] — Homestar Runner says "Ding!" as he winks at the audience. He then winks a second time, making an actual "Ding!" sound.
*[[Play Date]] — Homestar Runner: "Boop!" and then pushes the button on the phone to actually hang up.
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — [[Gunhaver]]: Snowmobile engine sound effects.
*[[SBCG4AP Tutorial]] — Strong Bad: "Dun dun dun!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Homestar Runner: "Sigh." Strong Bad: "Activate cloaking shield! Whawhahwahwa."
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Bad: "Jingle jangle!"
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] — Bubs: "Wink." Strong Bad: "Groan." "Barf!"
*Email [[email thunder]] — Homestar Runner: "Poo, Poo. Poo, Poo."
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]— Homestar Runner: "Gasp!" Strong Bad: "Sniff-" "Pshhhh!"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Homestar Runner: "Ptoo! Ptoo!"
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs: "Dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup da daa ba dup dup dup!" (imitating a military drum cadence)
*[[Hremail 7]] — Strong Sad imitates the dial-up connection noise.
*Email [[hremail3184]] — Homestar Runner: "Rake!", "Shovel!" Strong Bad: "[[Dooj]]."
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — [[Homsar]]: "Puff... Cough... Toff..."
*[[April Fool 2014]] — More than once in the cartoon: "Poink!"
*[[Halloween Safety]] — Homestar Runner: "Blink! Blonk!"
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Homestar Runner: "Click!"
*[[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad: "Boo-da-ling..."
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — Homestar Runner: "Boo-ding!"
*[[Later that Night...]] — Strong Bad: "Bush, bush, bush!"
*All [[CGI Paper]] [[Strong Bad Emails]] — Strong Bad: "CG-eeeow!"
*[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] — Homestar Runner: "Burger burger!" He also tries to make whistle-blowing sounds without actually blowing into the whistle.
*Email [[too cool]] — Bubs: "Static."

==See Also==
*[[Gulp]]
*[[Peow]]
*[[Self-Narrated Actions]]
*[[The Brothers Chaps Singing]]
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[[Category:Word running gags]]

Hot Moms

2020-07-06T12:00:31Z

KittyFoodTime: /* Other Hot Relatives */

[[Image:Cheat's hot mom.jpg|thumb|175px|"Ah, The Cheat's hot mom. Always in and out of prison."]]

Some characters in [[Free Country, USA]] claim that they or other characters have '''"hot" moms'''.

==Appearances==
*Email [[the bet]] (DVD commentary) — [[Matt Chapman|Matt]], as [[Strong Bad]], asks [[Mike]] if he ever hung out with the "loser guy" because of their cool toys or hot mom.
*Email [[time capsule]] — Strong Bad tells Sam Concord, the sender of the email, that, "your hot single Mom is gonna wanna date my time capsule."
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — [[Coach Z]] thought Strong Bad was dressed as his (Coach Z's) hot mom.
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — [[Strong Bad]] claims that a woman dressed as [[The Cheat]] is The Cheat's hot mom.
*Email [[hygiene]] — It is said that it's okay that Gene's mom buys all his clothes because she's young and hot enough. One of the things a chart shows for what people remember about you is "your hot mom".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad asks if The Cheat kisses his hot mom with that mouth.
*[[Behind The Bad Prototype Footage]] — Strong Bad introduces himself to the ladies and hot moms.

==Other Hot Relatives==
*[[Happy Dethemberween]] — [[Marzipan]] is revealed to have a hot cousin named [[Debra]].
*[[what i want]] — One of the items on Strong Bad's want list for Decemberween is a hot stepsister.

==See Also==

*[[Parents]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

User:KittyFoodTime

2020-07-06T11:49:11Z

KittyFoodTime:

Longtime lurker, very occasional editor. I've been a fan of Homestar Runner since 2003 and don't plan to stop anytime soon. I can be found on YouTube as Lynn17 leaving the occasional comment on toons and sbemails, the comment sections of which I find as entertaining as the toons themselves.

User:KittyFoodTime

2020-07-06T00:26:42Z

KittyFoodTime: Created page with 'Longtime lurker, very occasional editor.'

Longtime lurker, very occasional editor.