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geddup noise

2005-09-26T22:16:15Z

FizzLizz: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[[Image:sbemail136.PNG|thumb|"Geddup, geddup"]]
'''Strong Bad Email #136'''

We learn of the latest sensation that's peeing all over the nation: [[The shuddup Noise]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Gavin]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}/[[The Teach]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Show]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' September 26, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:38

==Transcript==
''{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walks in}'' A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail. ''{begins reading}''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: question</div>
What ever happened to the get up noise? I think it 
was cool. 
Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ</blockquote>

''{Reads "marc baroni AZ" as "macaroni from A to Z"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Alphabet macaroni! ''{typing}'' The get up noise? Oh wait, you mean The Geddup Noise. This guy!

''{Strong Bad gets up and sits down three times, making the noise each time}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ahhh, what fun! But that's not even the real Geddup Noise. That's just his cousin, Chairscoot. ''{clears screen}'' No, the real Geddup noise split quite some time ago. Somewheres right around email 84, Ol' Geddy got all big overseas. And then the phone calls started coming in.

''{Cut to a close-up shot of Strong Bad. He is holding a phone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{into phone}'' Hello? What? Yes, no, yes.

''{Zoom out to show that he's in his computer room. The email from [[kids' book]] is displayed on the screen of the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's for you. ''{tosses phone at stool}''

''{The Geddup Noise is heard. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And before I know it, every-sreakin-body’s talkin about the Geddup Noise.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Okay, now I got one cheerie-O. Who am I supposed to be? ''{imitates geddup noise to Bubs' chagrin}''

'''BUBS:''' Is that supposed to be the geddup noise?

'''COACH Z:''' Hang on! Hang on! Let me switch my pitch up! Waaay-o! Waaaay-o!

'''BUBS:''' ''{annoyed}'' Way-o way-o? I’ll be in the basement!

''{The concession stand turns dark with only a yellow light shining from the top. Bubs slowly sinks into the basement.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Way-o! Waaaay-o!

''{Cut to the booOOM box, which holds a cassette tape labeled "Normal Bias"}''

'''BOOOOM BOX (STRONG BAD'S RADIO ANNOUNCER VOICE):''' Hang on to your panties, people. ''{fart noise}'' Uh oh, what’s up? ‘Cause we got the Geddup Noise all up in this piece! ''{geddup noise, followed by laughter}'' Oh, man, we got a live one here!

''{Cut to Strong Sad listening to the radio. He is wearing a black T-shirt that reads "This Is Not A The Geddup Noise T-Shirt".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, man. The Geddup Noise used to be cool.

''{Cut to the set of The Show with Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' As always, at center square, The Geddup Noise. ''{Pan to a wider shot. Nobody is seen standing next to him.}'' What do you say, Geddy?

'''GEDDUP NOISE:''' ''{makes the geddup noise, followed by applause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that is just special. But I’m afraid the correct answer was way-o, way-o ''{"WAY-O WAY-O" appears on screen as Homestar says it}''. But you will receive some fine parting gifts.

''{Cut to a copy of The Show's Stupid Home Edition}''

<pre>FEW PRIZES!
THE SHOW! STUPID HOME EDITION
- choose to recite a list!
- ask questions, demand answers
- mostly play by oneself
boardelectrix
</pre>

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That’s right, Kevin. The Geddup Noise will receive a year’s supply of our home game!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Even The Cheat was able to snag a piece of the Geddup Pie with his indie-tronic remix.

''{CD of "DJ Teh Cheat - The Geddup Noise" appears; scene switches to Club Technochocolate, where The Cheat is spinning his own record. Bubs and Pom Pom gain weight.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And before long, a bunch of cheap knock-offs started popping up.

''{Cut to the King of Town, seated at a table in his castle}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Hello America! It’s the Standing Up Noise! ''{stands up and makes an imitation geddup noise}'' Dooooo-oooo! ''{The King looks over to his right.}''

''{Cut to the Brothers Strongs' living room. Strong Bad is seated in a yellow chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to screen}'' And now, everybody's favourite style, the Git Outcha Seat Sound! ''{Strong Bad gets up from a yellow seat and makes a low-pitched imitation geddup noise.}'' Isn’t that right, the Teach?

''{Strong Mad's left hand appears from behind the sofa. He has a blue sock on his hand with The Cheat-like features drawn on it.}''

'''THE TEACH (STRONG MAD):''' BLUE SOCK! BLUE SOCK!

''{Return to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Heh heh. That was just not, nu-, anything. So after that, Geddy bought a house in the Coches and now he just snowboards all day. He still pops up here and there in the odd, or sometimes ''very'' odd celebrity endorsement.

''{Cut to a shot of Hamburger Shampoo. The Geddup Noise plays in the background.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Geddup Noise Approved!
<pre>
"Like a backyard BBQ on your hair!"
hamburger
SHAMPOO
</pre>
''{Cut to Strong Sad watching the Hamburger Shampoo commercial. He is wearing a white T-shirt that reads "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Frickin’ sell-out!

''{Cut back to the Lappy again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So I suppose that more than adequately answers your question, Shoshoni Macaroni.

''{Pan out to a medium shot. Homestar is kneeling to Strong Bad's right, holding a notepad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to stool}'' Excuse me sir, could I trouble you for an autograph?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, you know that’s not even the original Geddup Noise. It’s his cousin...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know, Chairscoot. He’s my generation’s Geddup Noise! Uh, could you make it out to ''Lou Dobbs''?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That’s it, I’m outta here. ''{Walks offscreen to stage right, making the geddup noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! There it is! It’s positively dreamy! ''{little hearts float up out of Homestar's head and pop like bubbles}'' Ohhhh! ''{Homestar faints. He knocks the stool which makes the geddup noise one more time.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click "Coches" before the cutaway to Strong Sad to see a postcard from Coches Mountains with [[Monkey D]].
*Click on the stool to see additional footage of The Cheat's ambient mix in Club Technochocolate.
:''{Cut back to The Cheat, Pom Pom and Bubs dancing at Club Technochocolate. Coach Z enters and dances across the room. Then Strong Mad's sock puppet appears up front for a bit and lipsyncs the words "geddup geddup geddup", then disappears and reappears to the left where it lipsyncs again, and then goes back up front, where it lipsyncs one more time and then "dances" to the music. Then it fades to black and the Geddup Noise is heard.}''
*Click on the notepad and it'll bring up autograph #1:
<pre>My Pal
Lou Dobbs,
Stay real!
Chairscoot
</pre>

Click on it again and it'll bring up autograph #2:
<pre>Lou Dobbs,
you've been
working out?
- Brent Musburger
</pre>

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}
===Explanations===
*The lights are off and [[Gavin]] is shown on the Lappy because it had been 7 weeks since the previous Strong Bad Email.

===Trivia===
* Not counting [[anything]], where Strong Bad didn't appear, this is the first SBEmail to have a character other than Strong Bad appearing first.
*'The Teach' is an anagram of '[[The Cheat]]'.

===Remarks===
* Clicking on [[Gavin]] at the beginning of the email still makes the [[Lappy 486]] respond with the white circle wave, as if you were clicking directly on the screen.
* Marc's question is odd because the Geddup Noise appeared in the previous SBEmail [[lady...ing]].
*A get up noise like that is not even possible on carpet. Strong Bad's stool makes a noise as if it were scraping against tile or hardwood floor.
*The sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] reads "Bubso's Concession Stand", since Coach Z called him Bubso.
*The email [[kids' book]] is on the [[Compy 386]] when the Geddup Noise gets his phone call. Kids' book is the 84th email Strong Bad mentioned.
*Strong Bad says the "get up noise" is correctly the "geddup noise", even though at the end of [[the bet]] he calls it the "get up noise".

===Goofs===
*When the close-up of the Disconnected Phone is shown, there are no cords extruding from it. The cords are only visible when Strong Bad throws the phone on the floor.

===Inside References===
*[[The am morning "CRUDE" crew]] was first heard in [[radio]].
*Strong Bad uses a [[Disconnected Telephone]].
*Boardelectrix also made Jurvy-Skat in [[Family Resemblence]].
*The Show's announcer calls Homestar "Kevin", short for "Kevin DuBrow", the name he would have been known by if he lost Strong Bad's wager in [[the bet]].
*The club name, Technochocolate, comes from [[monument]].
*Coach Z's dance in the easter egg is the "I'm Just Me" dance from [[record book]].
*The synthesizer used for the Cheat's song in this email sounds the same as the one used for the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] soundtrack.
*The second shirt Strong Sad is wearing when he says "frickin' sell-out" is a reference to Homestar's costume in [[Homestarloween Party]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Sad's "This Is Not A The Geddup Noise T-Shirt" refers to [[Wikipedia:Fugazi_(band)|Fugazi]]'s "This Is Not A Fugazi T-Shirt" t-shirts.
*Strong Sad's "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks" shirt is akin to the shirt worn by the late [[Wikipedia:Nirvana_%28band%29|Nirvana]] lead singer [[Wikipedia:Kurt_cobain|Kurt Cobain]] on the cover of [[Wikipedia:Rolling_Stone|Rolling Stone]], which read "Corporate Magazines Still Suck", which was also referenced in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Also a reference to SST Records' slogan "Corporate Rock Still Sucks".
*Lou Dobbs is the anchor and managing editor of CNN's [http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/lou.dobbs.tonight/ Lou Dobbs Tonight].
*[http://www.nndb.com/people/089/000024017/ Brent Musburger] is a sports announcer for ABC.
*Homestar referring to the center square is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]].
*The Cheat's "indietronic remix" is a reference to such bands as The Russian Futurists, [[Wikipedia:The_Postal_Service|The Postal Service]], and [[Wikipedia:Styrofoam_%28artist%29|Styrofoam]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail136.html|Watch "geddup noise"]]
*[[HR:sbemail136.swf|View the Flash file for "geddup noise"]]
*[[Forum:5113|Forum thread re: "geddup noise"]]

EAT MY BANSHEE!

{{Strong Bad Email}}

geddup noise

2005-09-26T22:15:11Z

FizzLizz: nigged and fagged

[[Image:sbemail136.PNG|thumb|"Geddup, geddup"]]
'''Strong Bad Email #136'''

We learn of the latest sensation that's peeing all over the nation: [[The shuddup Noise]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Gavin]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}/[[The Teach]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Show]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' September 26, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:38

==Transcript==
''{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walks in}'' A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail. ''{begins reading}''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: question</div>
What ever happened to the get up noise? I think it 
was cool. 
Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ</blockquote>

''{Reads "marc baroni AZ" as "macaroni from A to Z"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Alphabet macaroni! ''{typing}'' The get up noise? Oh wait, you mean The Geddup Noise. This guy!

''{Strong Bad gets up and sits down three times, making the noise each time}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ahhh, what fun! But that's not even the real Geddup Noise. That's just his cousin, Chairscoot. ''{clears screen}'' No, the real Geddup noise split quite some time ago. Somewheres right around email 84, Ol' Geddy got all big overseas. And then the phone calls started coming in.

''{Cut to a close-up shot of Strong Bad. He is holding a phone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{into phone}'' Hello? What? Yes, no, yes.

''{Zoom out to show that he's in his computer room. The email from [[kids' book]] is displayed on the screen of the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's for you. ''{tosses phone at stool}''

''{The Geddup Noise is heard. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And before I know it, every-sreakin-body’s talkin about the Geddup Noise.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Okay, now I got one cheerie-O. Who am I supposed to be? ''{imitates geddup noise to Bubs' chagrin}''

'''BUBS:''' Is that supposed to be the geddup noise?

'''COACH Z:''' Hang on! Hang on! Let me switch my pitch up! Waaay-o! Waaaay-o!

'''BUBS:''' ''{annoyed}'' Way-o way-o? I’ll be in the basement!

''{The concession stand turns dark with only a yellow light shining from the top. Bubs slowly sinks into the basement.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Way-o! Waaaay-o!

''{Cut to the booOOM box, which holds a cassette tape labeled "Normal Bias"}''

'''BOOOOM BOX (STRONG BAD'S RADIO ANNOUNCER VOICE):''' Hang on to your panties, people. ''{fart noise}'' Uh oh, what’s up? ‘Cause we got the Geddup Noise all up in this piece! ''{geddup noise, followed by laughter}'' Oh, man, we got a live one here!

''{Cut to Strong Sad listening to the radio. He is wearing a black T-shirt that reads "This Is Not A The Geddup Noise T-Shirt".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, man. The Geddup Noise used to be cool.

''{Cut to the set of The Show with Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' As always, at center square, The Geddup Noise. ''{Pan to a wider shot. Nobody is seen standing next to him.}'' What do you say, Geddy?

'''GEDDUP NOISE:''' ''{makes the geddup noise, followed by applause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that is just special. But I’m afraid the correct answer was way-o, way-o ''{"WAY-O WAY-O" appears on screen as Homestar says it}''. But you will receive some fine parting gifts.

''{Cut to a copy of The Show's Stupid Home Edition}''

<pre>FEW PRIZES!
THE SHOW! STUPID HOME EDITION
- choose to recite a list!
- ask questions, demand answers
- mostly play by oneself
boardelectrix
</pre>

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That’s right, Kevin. The Geddup Noise will receive a year’s supply of our home game!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Even The Cheat was able to snag a piece of the Geddup Pie with his indie-tronic remix.

''{CD of "DJ Teh Cheat - The Geddup Noise" appears; scene switches to Club Technochocolate, where The Cheat is spinning his own record. Bubs and Pom Pom put their weight on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And before long, a bunch of cheap knock-offs started popping up.

''{Cut to the King of Town, seated at a table in his castle}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Hello America! It’s the Standing Up Noise! ''{stands up and makes an imitation geddup noise}'' Dooooo-oooo! ''{The King looks over to his right.}''

''{Cut to the Brothers Strongs' living room. Strong Bad is seated in a yellow chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to screen}'' And now, everybody's favourite style, the Git Outcha Seat Sound! ''{Strong Bad gets up from a yellow seat and makes a low-pitched imitation geddup noise.}'' Isn’t that right, the Teach?

''{Strong Mad's left hand appears from behind the sofa. He has a blue sock on his hand with The Cheat-like features drawn on it.}''

'''THE TEACH (STRONG MAD):''' BLUE SOCK! BLUE SOCK!

''{Return to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Heh heh. That was just not, nu-, anything. So after that, Geddy bought a house in the Coches and now he just snowboards all day. He still pops up here and there in the odd, or sometimes ''very'' odd celebrity endorsement.

''{Cut to a shot of Hamburger Shampoo. The Geddup Noise plays in the background.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Geddup Noise Approved!
<pre>
"Like a backyard BBQ on your hair!"
hamburger
SHAMPOO
</pre>
''{Cut to Strong Sad watching the Hamburger Shampoo commercial. He is wearing a white T-shirt that reads "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Frickin’ sell-out!

''{Cut back to the Lappy again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So I suppose that more than adequately answers your question, Shoshoni Macaroni.

''{Pan out to a medium shot. Homestar is kneeling to Strong Bad's right, holding a notepad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to stool}'' Excuse me sir, could I trouble you for an autograph?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, you know that’s not even the original Geddup Noise. It’s his cousin...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know, Chairscoot. He’s my generation’s Geddup Noise! Uh, could you make it out to ''Lou Dobbs''?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That’s it, I’m outta here. ''{Walks offscreen to stage right, making the geddup noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! There it is! It’s positively dreamy! ''{little hearts float up out of Homestar's head and pop like bubbles}'' Ohhhh! ''{Homestar faints. He knocks the stool which makes the geddup noise one more time.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click "Coches" before the cutaway to Strong Sad to see a postcard from Coches Mountains with [[Monkey D]].
*Click on the stool to see additional footage of The Cheat's ambient mix in Club Technochocolate.
:''{Cut back to The Cheat, Pom Pom and Bubs dancing at Club Technochocolate. Coach Z enters and dances across the room. Then Strong Mad's sock puppet appears up front for a bit and lipsyncs the words "geddup geddup geddup", then disappears and reappears to the left where it lipsyncs again, and then goes back up front, where it lipsyncs one more time and then "dances" to the music. Then it fades to black and the Geddup Noise is heard.}''
*Click on the notepad and it'll bring up autograph #1:
<pre>My Pal
Lou Dobbs,
Stay real!
Chairscoot
</pre>

Click on it again and it'll bring up autograph #2:
<pre>Lou Dobbs,
you've been
working out?
- Brent Musburger
</pre>

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}
===Explanations===
*The lights are off and [[Gavin]] is shown on the Lappy because it had been 7 weeks since the previous Strong Bad Email.

===Trivia===
* Not counting [[anything]], where Strong Bad didn't appear, this is the first SBEmail to have a character other than Strong Bad appearing first.
*'The Teach' is an anagram of '[[The Cheat]]'.

===Remarks===
* Clicking on [[Gavin]] at the beginning of the email still makes the [[Lappy 486]] respond with the white circle wave, as if you were clicking directly on the screen.
* Marc's question is odd because the Geddup Noise appeared in the previous SBEmail [[lady...ing]].
*A get up noise like that is not even possible on carpet. Strong Bad's stool makes a noise as if it were scraping against tile or hardwood floor.
*The sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] reads "Bubso's Concession Stand", since Coach Z called him Bubso.
*The email [[kids' book]] is on the [[Compy 386]] when the Geddup Noise gets his phone call. Kids' book is the 84th email Strong Bad mentioned.
*Strong Bad says the "get up noise" is correctly the "geddup noise", even though at the end of [[the bet]] he calls it the "get up noise".

===Goofs===
*When the close-up of the Disconnected Phone is shown, there are no cords extruding from it. The cords are only visible when Strong Bad throws the phone on the floor.

===Inside References===
*[[The am morning "CRUDE" crew]] was first heard in [[radio]].
*Strong Bad uses a [[Disconnected Telephone]].
*Boardelectrix also made Jurvy-Skat in [[Family Resemblence]].
*The Show's announcer calls Homestar "Kevin", short for "Kevin DuBrow", the name he would have been known by if he lost Strong Bad's wager in [[the bet]].
*The club name, Technochocolate, comes from [[monument]].
*Coach Z's dance in the easter egg is the "I'm Just Me" dance from [[record book]].
*The synthesizer used for the Cheat's song in this email sounds the same as the one used for the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] soundtrack.
*The second shirt Strong Sad is wearing when he says "frickin' sell-out" is a reference to Homestar's costume in [[Homestarloween Party]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Sad's "This Is Not A The Geddup Noise T-Shirt" refers to [[Wikipedia:Fugazi_(band)|Fugazi]]'s "This Is Not A Fugazi T-Shirt" t-shirts.
*Strong Sad's "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks" shirt is akin to the shirt worn by the late [[Wikipedia:Nirvana_%28band%29|Nirvana]] lead singer [[Wikipedia:Kurt_cobain|Kurt Cobain]] on the cover of [[Wikipedia:Rolling_Stone|Rolling Stone]], which read "Corporate Magazines Still Suck", which was also referenced in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Also a reference to SST Records' slogan "Corporate Rock Still Sucks".
*Lou Dobbs is the anchor and managing editor of CNN's [http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/lou.dobbs.tonight/ Lou Dobbs Tonight].
*[http://www.nndb.com/people/089/000024017/ Brent Musburger] is a sports announcer for ABC.
*Homestar referring to the center square is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]].
*The Cheat's "indietronic remix" is a reference to such bands as The Russian Futurists, [[Wikipedia:The_Postal_Service|The Postal Service]], and [[Wikipedia:Styrofoam_%28artist%29|Styrofoam]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail136.html|Watch "geddup noise"]]
*[[HR:sbemail136.swf|View the Flash file for "geddup noise"]]
*[[Forum:5113|Forum thread re: "geddup noise"]]

EAT MY BANSHEE!

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Running Gags

2005-09-26T22:13:40Z

FizzLizz: i be hating Homestar coder

A '''[[Wikipedia:running gag|running gag]]''' is an amusing situation or line that constantly reappears throughout the site. Often the repetition of the running gag is exactly what makes it so humorous.

I'm Ultraman!!! wheeeee...

==See also==
*List of all [[:Category:Running Gags|Running Gags]]
*[[Inside Jokes]]
*[[Glossary]]

[[Category: Running Gags]][[Category: Lists]]

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2005-09-25T17:06:25Z

FizzLizz: sa

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2005-09-25T17:06:00Z

FizzLizz: /* Posters */

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All '''[[HRStore:messengerbags.html|Messenger Bags]]''' are now just '''$23.99'''!

The '''[[HRStore:stbadsicd.html|Strong Bad Sings CD]]''' is only '''$8.99'''!

All '''[[HRStore:patches.html|Patches]]''', '''[[HRStore:beaniecaps.html|Beanie Caps]]''' and '''[[HRStore:posters.html|Posters]]''' are just '''$8.99''' each!

All Packs of '''[[HRStore:staticclings.html|Static Clings]]''' and '''[[HRStore:bumperstickers.html|Bumper Stickers]]''' are only '''$7.99''' each!

'''[[HRStore:horufi.html|Collectible Figurine Sets]]''' up to '''50% off!'''

<nowiki>*</nowiki>The kitchen sink = all apparel items, baseball caps and DVDs

'''DON'T FORGET OUR NEW STRONG BAD EMAILS DVD!!'''

This New DVD contains Emails 101 through 130. '''[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|Click here]]''' to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!
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===July 25, 2005===
'''HERE ARE SOME RANDOM QUOTES ABOUT THE NEW STRONG BAD EMAILS DVD!!!'''

"It's so good I want to keep it"
 -- "Little Girl"

"Meh"
 -- The Cheat

"..."
 -- The Poopsmith

'''[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|Click here]]''' to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!

'''DON'T FORGET ALL OF OUR NEW T-SHIRT DESIGNS'''

We've got Homestar Lite, H Star R, Strong Bad Head and StinkoMan 20X6. These are shirts you won't want to miss. '''[[HRStore:tshirts1.html|Click here]]''' to order one or more.
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===July 11, 2005===
'''REDESIGNED HOMESTAR RUNNER SHIRTS!!'''

[[HRStore:tshirts1.html|Check out]] our updated Homestar Runner shirts which we like to call "Homestar Lite" and "H Star R." These replace the White Homestar Classic shirt and the navy Homestar Running shirt. We think you'll like these redesigned shirts better.
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===June 24, 2005===
'''STRONG BAD'S FAMOUS MASK!'''

We now offer an inspiring close-up of Strong Bad's head, on a white, 100% cotton tee shirt with cool black "ringers" around the neck and arms. Get yours now for cool summer wear! [[HRStore:strongbadface.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]

And don't forget - we're still featuring the new 20X6 Stinko Man Tee Shirt, inspired by the ever-enlarging Stinko Man game! [[HRStore:noname.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]

'''LAST CHANCE!!'''

This is your last chance to purchase our White Homestar Classic and Navy Homestar Running shirts. We're discontinuing these shirts to make room for Brand New Homestar Styles! Less than one week left to buy Homestar Classic or Homestar Running. Don't miss 'em so [[HRStore:tshirts1.html|'''Click here''' to order!]]
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===May 23 – June 6, 2005===
'''STRONG BAD'S HANDSOME MUG!'''

Here is an inspiring close-up of Strong Bad's head, on a white, 100% cotton tee shirt with cool black "ringers" around the neck and arms. Get yours now for cool summer wear! [[HRStore:strongbadface.html|Click here]] to order!!

Coming soon - a girly shirt with black raglan cap sleeves, for all the lovely ladies who adore Strong Bad!!

'''INSPIRED BY THE STINKO MAN GAME!'''

Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now, and wear it while you play new levels!! [[HRStore:noname.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]

'''MAY MADNESS HOODIE SALE!'''

Every Character...Every Size...At a Great Price! Only $25 for Small through Extra Large, $27 for XXL, $29 for XXXL. Buy one today and save it for next winter. [[HRStore:hoodieshoodies.html|'''Click here''']] to take advantage of these fantastic bargains.

'''EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY!'''

This is the poster you've been waiting for. All of your favorite characters are here from A, Arrow'd guy to Y, Yello Dello and everyone in between. This beautiful, full-color poster is truly a work of art and suitable for framing. [[HRStore:posters.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]

'''SCALDING LAKE T-SHIRTS'''

You'll look rather dashing in a fabulous Scalding Lake t-shirt. [[HRStore:scaldinglake.html|'''Click here''' to order]] the finest apparel Peasantry has to offer!

== Products ==
===Clothing===
====T-Shirts====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description !! Sizes
|-
|[[Image:stinkoman-full.gif]] || [[Image:stinkoman-close.gif]] || [[Stinkoman 20X6|20X6 Stinko Man]] || '''20X6 Stinko Man Shirt!!!''' Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now, and wear it while you play new levels! ||
Baby Doll Medium ($19.00) 
Youth Large ($15.00) 
Small ($15.00) 
Medium ($15.00) 
Large ($15.00) 
Extra Large ($15.00) 
Double Extra Large ($16.00) 
Triple Extra Large ($17.00)
|-
|[[Image:stinkoman-blue-full.gif]] || [[Image:stinkoman-blue-close.gif]] || Stinkoman Blue Ringer Shirt || '''Double Deuce!!!''' If you’re up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous “double deuce” pose. This Bayside brand shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton and has a blue collar and cuffs to match Stinko Man’s blue hair. Width and Length dimensions of each size are shown below. The back of this shirt is blank.
|-
|[[Image:scalding-lake-full.gif]] || [[Image:scalding-lake-close.gif]] || [[Scalding Lake]] || '''Where's My Cottage?''' You’ll be wondering where’s YOUR cottage when you wear this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt. Sizes Youth Large through Adult XXXL are sand colored shirts made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
|-
|[[Image:sb-head.png]] || [[Image:sb-head-detail.png]] || [[Strong Bad]] Head || Here's Strong Bad's handsome face on a white 100% cotton Tee Shirt with Black "Ringers" around the neck and sleeves.
|-
|[[Image:marzipan-full.gif]] || [[Image:marzipan-close.gif]] || [[Marzipan]] ''discontinued'' || '''Marzipan T-shirt''' This red shirt featuring Marzipan is available in baby doll sizes Medium, Large and Extra Large. Also available in regular t-shirt sizes Adult Small and Medium. Red shirts made of 100% preshrunk cotton. The back of this shirt is blank.
|-
|[[Image:trogdor-black-full.gif]] || [[Image:trogdor-black-close.gif]] || [[Trogdor]] Black || '''Trogdor Burninates the Countryside!!''' This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty. Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!
|-
|[[Image:trogdor-lite-full.gif]] || [[Image:trogdor-lite-close.gif]] || Trogdor Lite || '''Trogdor Lite''' This white shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty.
|-
|[[Image:duck-full.gif]] || [[Image:duck-close.gif]] || Duck Shirt || '''Duck Shirt''' Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100! This 100% preshrunk cotton shirt comes in lemon yellow for regular sizes and pastel lemon for the baby doll size. Blank on back.
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|[[Image:strong-bad-full.gif]] || [[Image:strong-bad-close.gif]] || [[Strong Bad]] || '''The Supreme Ruler of Strong Badia!''' This is a 100% preshrunk charcoal colored shirt with a full body image of Strong Bad. The back of this shirt features the web address www.homestarrunner.com
|-
|[[Image:strong-bad-zone-full.gif]] || [[Image:strong-bad-zone-close.gif]] || [[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]] || '''Your Head A Splode!''' This fabulous shirt has a vivid red 3-D type image of Strong Bad's face on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt. The caption on the front proclaims "Your Head A Splode". The back displays the name of the shirt - Strong Bad Zone.
|-
|[[Image:the-cheat-full.gif]] || [[Image:the-cheat-close.gif]] || [[The Cheat]] T-shirt || '''Everyone's Favorite Little Yellow Guy!''' The front of this quality 100% cotton preshrunk T-shirt features The Cheat in all his glory and the website address is printed on the back.
|-
|[[Image:hstarrfull.jpg]] || [[Image:HStarRcloseup.jpg]] || [[Homestar Runner|HStarR]] ||
|-
|[[Image:cheat-commandos-full.gif]] || [[Image:cheat-commandos-close.gif]] || [[Cheat Commandos]] || '''Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!''' Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. The Cheat Commandos slogan "Rock, Rock On!! is printed on the back of the shirt!
|-
|[[Image:tgs-full.gif]] || ''Not available'' || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || '''Check out the Fashions of Teen Girl Squad''' They're all here...Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face and The Ugly One. Choose from two different girly shirt styles: spaghetti strap or baby doll with black cap sleeves. Also available in regular t-shirts and 3/4 length sleeve shirts for the guys.
|-
|[[Image:homestarlitefull.jpg]] || [[Image:homestarliteclose.jpg]] || Homestar Lite || '''Homestar Lite'''
Here's a brand new Homestar style - Homestar prancing on a white shirt with a pale blue star background. Regular cut t-shirts are 100% cotton in sizes Youth Large through Adult Triple Extra Large. The baby doll style for the ladies is Medium/One Size which fits sizes 0-8. The back of this shirt is blank.
|-
|[[Image:star-full.gif]] || [[Image:star-close.gif]] || Star Shirt || '''Wear a Star!!!'''
This is a Big Red Shirt with a Big White Star!! The web address is printed on the back.
|-
|[[Image:homsar-shirt.png]] || ''Not available'' || [[Homsar]] - Raised by Coffee || We are putting the Homsar - Raised by Cup of Coffee shirt on hiatus. It will be available again later on this year.
|-
|[[Image:coachz-shirt.png]] || [[Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png]] || [[Coach Z]] ''Discontinued'' || This is a "limited time only" shirt and the only available size is Triple Extra Large. The back of this shirt is blank. Printed on a heavyweight 50/50 blend t-shirt of Kelly Green. For t-shirt dimensions, please see the "Sizing Information" section of our store.
|-
|[[Image:limozeen-shirt.gif]] || ''Not available'' || [[Limozeen]] ''Discontinued'' || Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad’s favorite metal band – Limozeen!! These recently discovered unsold concert tees are from their triumphant 2001 "Zeenin’ Across the Country" tour. This groundbreaking odyssey of rock included stops in Pantsburg, Loughleyton, Dempsey, and Broiter Grove, among other landmark concert sites, all listed on the back of this collectors item! (babydoll sizes don't have the list of concert sites on the back) Don’t wait – get yours today!!
|}

====Polo Shirts====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description
|-
|[[Image:trogdorpolofull.gif]] || [[Image:trogdorpolocloseup.gif]] || Trogdor Polo Shirt || '''Trogdor Polo Shirt''' The Trogdor polo is fast becoming the shirt of choice for cube dwellers on Business Casual Fridays! (or as Strong Bad calls it "Biz Cas Fri")
|}

====Hooded Sweatshirts====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description
|-
|[[Image:trogdorhoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:trogdorhoodiecloseup.gif]] || Trogdor Hooded Sweatshirt || '''Burninate the Countryside'''
|-
|[[Image:homestarhoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:homestarhoodiecloseup.gif]] || Homestar Runner Hooded Sweatshirt || '''Homestar Runner Hooded Sweatshirt''' Homestar Runner running across your chest on a navy blue hooded sweatshirt...what could be better?
|-
|[[Image:strongbadhoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:strongbadhoodiecloseup.gif]] || Strong Bad Hooded Sweatshirt || '''Strong Bad Hooded Sweatshirt!'''
This is a black hooded sweatshirt with a full-color image of Strong Bad in his famous "check me out" pose.
|-
|[[Image:thecheathoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:thecheathoodiecloseup.gif]] || The Cheat Hoodie || '''The Cheat Hooded Sweatshirt'''
The little yellow man on a black hooded sweatshirt!
|-
|[[Image:tgshoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:tgshoodiecloseup.gif]] || Teen Girl Squad Hoodie! || '''Teen Girl Squad Hoodie!!''' This hooded sweatshirt comes in fashionable black to get you through the winter months in style. It features a white image of the entire Teen Girl Squad. Available in sizes Adult Medium through Adult XXXL. (Sorry, size Small is sold out).
|}

====Currently not available====
*[[Limozeen]]
*Strong Bad's Mask
*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Strong Sad]]
*[[Pom Pom]]
*[[Coach Z]]'s Z
*[[Bubs]]
*[[Homsar]] — Raised by Cup of Coffee
*Homestar Classic
*Homestar Running
*[[Marzipan]] shirt

===Accessories===
====Baseball Caps====
[[Image:baseballcaps.gif]] 
'''Take 'Em Out to the Ball Park!''' Our baseball caps are high-quality Yupoong brand hats with six panels and a rounded athletic shape. No crappy adjustable plastic snaps here, our hats feature a "FlexFit" inner sweatband. (Sorry ladies, there is no hole in the back of these hats for pulling pony-tails through).

====Beanie Caps====
[[Image:trogdor-beanie.jpg]] 
'''Stylish Beanie Caps!!''' These are Head-To-Toe brand knit caps with embroidery on the "fold up" part of the hat. Choose black with Strong Bad's mask, navy featuring Homestar's grinning face or black with the burninator himself, TROGDOR!

====Messenger Bags====
[[Image:messengerbags.gif]] 
'''Stow All Your Stuff In These Great Messenger Bags!!'''
Our messenger bags are made of durable polyester. Featuring a roomy main compartment and a smaller half pocket plus, a secret zippered compartment. Adjustable 2-inch shoulder strap and one front adjustable clasp closure. Navy Blue with Homestar, Gray with The Cheat or Strong Bad and Black with Trogdor.

===Toys===
====Kick The Cheat====
[[Image:The Cheat doll.jpg|150px|Give it a good kick in The Cheat!]] 
 
'''KICK THE CHEAT IS BACK!'''

Back by popular demand, the '''KICK THE CHEAT''' is here at last! This soft, huggable plush image of The Cheat is 11" high, 13" wide and 30" around. He's equipped with a voice box, so whenever he's kicked or struck, he screams four different exclamations in his native language of The Cheat

Don't forget our other toys! 
Series #1 Figurines includes nine popular characters: Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Pom-Pom, Bubs, and Coach Z*.

Series #2 Figurines includes: The Poopsmith, Homsar and The King of Town as well as Homestar (Running) and Strong Bad (Megaphone and BucketHand).

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Warning! Choking Hazard - Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
====Collectible Figurines====
[[Image:figuresets.gif]] 
(1st set out on July 15, 2003; 2nd set out as of June 7, 2004.)
*'''Set One:''' [[Strong Sad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], and [[Coach Z]].
**The box for Set One includes a black and white Strong Bad and Homestar, with the words "homestar runner figurines" at the top in curved letters. The top, left corner features the "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo, and the right corner features the words "Fairly Collectible!"
*'''Set Two:''' [[The King of Town]], Homestar Running, Buckethand Strong Bad (from the Strong Bad Email [[new hands]]), [[The Poopsmith]], and [[Homsar]].

===CD/DVDs===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! CD/DVD !! Name !! Description
|-
|[[Image:dvddisc4.jpg]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Strong Bad Emails — Disc 4]] || '''Strong Bad Emails Disc 4!!'''
This DVD includes Strong Bad Emails 101-130. Remember "Crying" featuring Li'l Brudder, "Virus" marking the tragic demise of the Compy, "Best Thing" introducing the Limozeen cartoon show? They're all on this DVD plus many, many more of your favorite Strong Bad Emails!

'''Disc 4 includes:'''
* Strong Bad Emails 101 - 130!
* Over 2 hours of Emails with all of the hidden scenes and easter eggs intact!
* One previously unreleased Email plus two new karaoke videos!
* Lots of puppet action, commentaries and other bonus stuff!
* Region FREE so it'll play in DVD players all over the world!
* Disc 4 is sold individually and will not be part of a future boxed set
|-
|[[Image:dvd3discset.gif]] || [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Emails — 3 Disc DVD Set]] || '''Strong Bad Emails 3 Disc Boxed Set includes:'''
* Emails 1-100 with all of the hidden pop-ups and easter eggs
* 3 previously unreleased emails and 4 Karaoke videos
* Commentaries by the creators
* Lots of puppet stuff and behind the scenes footage
* Region Free
|-
|[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png]] || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]] || '''Strong Bad CD'''
The CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as “TROGDOR,” “The System is Down” and “The Cheat is Not Dead” plus many, many more. Also includes songs by Limozeen, Coach Z, Marzipan and other characters. Total of 20 tracks in all.

Each CD cover is adorned with Strong Bad’s own original artwork and a free Limozeen sticker is included with the liner notes.

Produced by the brothers chaps and Y-O-U
|}

===2-Dimensional Stuff===
====Posters====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Poster !! Name !! Description
|-
|[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|200px]] || [[Everybody Everybody Poster]] ||
Our "everybody! everybody!" poster depicts all of your favorite characters crammed into the borders of Iraq. Prepare for evil Saddam .
|-
|[[Image:hrposter1.jpg|200px]] || [[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster|Homestar Poster]] ||
The Homestar and Strong Bad poster depicts everyone's two favorite characters against the colorful background of Free Country USA.
|}

====Patches====
[[Image:patches.jpg]] 
'''New Embroidered Patches''' There are five colorful 3" sew-on Patches in a set featuring...Colonel Homestar Runner of the [[Homestarmy]], [[Dangeresque]] and his cool, cool glasses, the official seal of The Cheat, Homsar's genuine "Raised by Coffee" logo, and the membership patch for the Trogdor Hi-Score club.

====Static Clings====
[[Image:staticclings.jpg]] 
'''Get All the Static Cling Stickers''' This here is a variety Pack of Static Cling Stickers featuring one each of...Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Trogdor!! These durable images, designed to be displayed on the inside of windows, are printed on clear vinyl and are easily removable.

====Bumper Stickers====
[[Image:bumperstickers.gif]] 
'''Bumper Stickers''' Now you can have a Variety Pack of Bumper Stickers featuring one (1) each of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Trogdor the Burninator and the Teen Girl Squad!!

===To Be Released===
*[[HRStore:homestarcircle.html|Homestar Circle]]
*[[HRStore:litandstbads.html|Limozeen T-Shirt and Strong Bad Sings CD Combo]]

===Freebies===
With a certain amount of money paid for your order, you get a freebie, or a free piece of merchandise.
*Orders less than $25.00—Mini-Freebie

**A free double-sided drink coaster.
::[[Image:mini-freebie_coaster.JPG|225px|Homestar is Heads; Strong Bad is Tails!!]]
*Orders $25.00–$49.99—Big Freebie
**A sturdy key ring with a colorful vinyl adornment displaying one of several memorable images.
***There are two varieties:
::[[Strongbadia]] [[Stop Sign]] [[Image:sb keychain front.jpg|60px]] [[Image:sb keychain back.jpg|60px]]
::[[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Star Logo [[Image:hsrkeychainfront.jpg|60px]] [[Image:hsrkeychainback.jpg|60px]]
[[Image:sb freebie patch.gif]]
*Orders $50.00–$74.99—Jumbo Freebie
**Free Strong Bad sew-on patch.

*Orders $75.00–$99.99—Ultimate Freebie
**Free set of Series 1 Figurines.

*Orders $100.00 or more—Ultimate Jumbo Freebie
**Both the Series 1 and Series 2 Figurines.

== Other Places To Buy ==

===Local Business Area Stores===
According to [[HRStore:reop.html|this page]], independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). Find them with the [[HRStore:storelocator.html|store locator]].

===Froogle Search===
If you search for [http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=Homestar+Runner Homestar Runner] at [http://froogle.google.com Froogle], you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.

===Magazines===
Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen [http://previews.diamondcomics.com here]), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.

===DragonCon===
[[Image:Comic Con.jpg|thumb|Some seriously nerdy stuff]]
According to [[HRStore:hoatcoco.html|this page]], merchandise will be available for sale at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of [http://www.dragoncon.org/ DragonCon] in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth will be staffed by [[The Brothers Chaps|the Brothers Chaps]], [[Don_and_Harriet_Chapman|the Family Chaps]], and other members of the Homestar crew. Expect puppet appearances and never-before-seen toons. Future events similiar to those listed on the page will surely follow.

 

== Easter Eggs ==
*If you click the 'D' on the sign on top of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] on the bottom of the page Homestar Runner will run up, do the dance he did in [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]], and leave.

*The time of day at Bubs' changes according to your computer's clock.
**4:00 a.m. – 6:00 a.m. — Sunrise
**6:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m. — Day
**5:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m. — Sunset (same as sunrise)
**7:00 p.m. – 4:00 a.m. — Night

*After you buy something, you are taken to [https://secure.homestarrunner.com/heythanks.html a thank you page]. During the day, or any time before midnight, one of three scenes is seen. It is currently unknown what causes the different videos to appear, but it has been speculated that it is based on the number of times the thank you page has been accessed, the time on your clock, or it could be random. The scenes will be darkened in the evening, but otherwise unchanged.
** The first "day" scene shows [[Bubs]] at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concession Stand]].
**: '''BUBS:''' Hey, thanks for buying my junk! Oh! ''{places a sign on the stand that says "THANK YOUS $5"}'' That'll be five dollars!
** The second shows [[Strong Bad]] in a room filled with money, holding a glass of wine.
**: '''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. ''{holds up a cigar}'' The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please. ''{[[The Cheat]] comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}''
** The third shows [[Homestar Runner]] in [[The Field]].
**: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahem! ''{singing}'' I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you!
**: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking on with [[Carol]]}'' Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song.
**: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, too late, go away.
**: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{upset}'' All right, broken up.
**At night (after midnight and before 5 AM), it always shows [[Homestar's House]], unlit. Homestar walks in in pajamas, with his cinnamon beard.
**:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawn}'' Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, ''{yawn}'' you should really get to bed.
**If you go to the link without buying anything, it shows the Mozilla "missing plugin" icon that says "After installing the plugin, click here." Strong Bad arrives.
**: '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something?
**It will load the store front page after the scene is over. To see the different scenes, set your system clock between midnight and 5AM (or if already set there, between 5AM and midnight) then click on your back button. This can be done multiple times, just keep changing the clock and going back. (Note: the same scene will always play when your clock is set between midnight and 5AM as stated above)

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*From left to right, the T-shirts play the notes A, B, C-sharp, D-sharp, G-sharp, A-sharp, C, C-sharp, D-sharp, E, and F-sharp. You play songs by moving your mouse over shirts.
*While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashes, reading "loading shirtfun".
*While loading a "Thank-you" message, a loading screen appears reading "load 'er up".
*The Kick The Cheat plush toy was not available for purchase for a five-month period beginning 12 April 2005.

===Inside References===
*The Store Locator on the new store features The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to [[weird dream]].

===Real-World References===
*"Wide-Mart and Lackluster Video and Music," mentioned in [[HRStore:reop.html|Retail Opportunities]], are [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] and [[Wikipedia:Blockbuster Video|Blockbuster Video]] takeoffs.
*Under the "T-Shirts!!" section, it reads "Grab an ice cold "H STAR R" or a great tasting "HOMESTAR LITE" A new twist on some old favorites! (They're even better than Coke with lime!)". [[Wikipedia:Coca-Cola with Lime|Coke with lime]] is a new flavor of Coca-Cola with the catchphrase "a little twist on a great thing".
*The "Thank You" page's page title is "Thank you so much for to buying our crap!" This is a reference to the phrase Mario says at the end of [[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]: "Thank you so much for to playing my game!"

== External Links ==
*[[HRStore:|Visit the store]]
*[[HR:storeflash/bubsfooter.swf|View the footer at the bottom of the store]]
*[[HR:storeflash/bubspromo.swf|View the promotional message about more "junk"]]
*[[HR:storeflash/sbpromo.swf|View the promotional message about "this other crap"]]
*[[HR:storeflash/cheatpromo.swf|View The Cheat's promotional message]]
*[[HR:storeflash/hspromo.swf|View the promotional message about "this other stuff that you like"]]
*[[HR:storeflash/tshirts.swf|View the musical T-shirt selection]]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/ View archived versions of the store from 2001-2004]
[[Category:Special Pages]]
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Quote of the Week

2005-09-25T17:04:30Z

FizzLizz: heheh

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design.PNG|thumb|The Old and the New]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a soundbyte from the [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe, usually from a toon. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' on top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally posted (as the name implies) mid-weekly. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started, on January 10th, 2002 (Quotes regularly collected since early 2004. The dates on some of these are just guessed from the file-modified date).

Please do not bite my head off

:''For the July 29th-November 11th quotes, the download option was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22nd quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight mp3, and they appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Also, the quotes are now transcribed, and saving the [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/ender_kg/qod1122.swf Flash file] will not produce desired results. Look [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/ender_kg/hs_word_style.png here].'' 

== Quotes ==
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! Date !! Download !! Quote !! From
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|09/22/2005 ||[[HR:weeklies/sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] || '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?" || [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
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|09/15/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/reynold_groceries.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|09/08/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_petesampras.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" || [[Cool Things]]
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|09/01/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/1up_pudding1.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!" || [[Under Construction]]
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|08/25/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/marshie_lead.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." || [[Malloween Commercial]] Outtake
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|08/18/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/marzy_cooltapes.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." || [[Cool Things]]
|-
|08/11/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/cardgage_msamerica.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" || [[Senorial Day]]
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| 08/04/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/cz_dazzlemaze.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" || [[Happy Fireworks]]
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| 07/21/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_buttdance2.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" || [[bottom 10]]
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| 07/07/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_champeenship.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" || [[montage]]
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| 06/30/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_checkitout.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out...etc. || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
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| 06/23/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" || [[Senorial Day]]
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| 06/16/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_goodtimesover.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
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| 06/10/2005 ||[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_twinkies.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." || [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
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| 06/02/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hom_wedgie.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
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| 05/12/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_rampage.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" || [[rampage]]
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| 04/28/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/cz_slipthrufingers.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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| 04/21/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_dongdling.mp3 download] (mirror) ||'''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{Imitating Lappy 486's start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!" || [[animal]]
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| 04/14/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sm_imthehump.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ||[[other days]]
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| 03/31/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/oldhs_doadance.mp3 download] (mirror)
|| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
|-
| 03/25/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_cornbread.mp3 download] (mirror)
|| '''[[Bubs]]: (as [[Dr. Christmas]])''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| 03/17/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/kot_donothing.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
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| 03/10/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_ivelostit.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" || [[origins]] Outtake
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| 02/27/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/crack_geronimo.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
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| 02/17/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/homsar_wedgie.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!" || [[origins]]
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| 02/10/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_no2people.mp3 download] (mirror)
|| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." || [[kids' book]]
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| 01/27/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_reglavoice.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' ''{[[Powered by The Cheat]] voice}'' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" || [[Sample of Style]]
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| 01/20/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/ooncha_all.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
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| 01/14/2005 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hom1_pudgy.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
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| 12/30/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/marsh_boogidy.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
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| 12/16/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/ss_wa3d.mp3 download] (mirror)|| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' ''{in [[The Deathly Pallor|radio host]] voice}'' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" || [[radio]] outtake
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| 12/09/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_naturalmusk.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] (presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]):''' "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" || Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake
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| 12/02/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_lilbrudder.mp3 download] (mirror)|| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" || [[crying]]
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| 11/22/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" || [[virus]]
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| 11/11/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/youreagirl.zip download] (mirror) || You're A Girl song || [[montage]]
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| 11/08/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_cantdrive.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!" || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
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| 10/18/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_letmein.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
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| 10/07/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_thatsbupkis.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!" || [[the facts]]
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| 09/30/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hsgirl_likefunny.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not." || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
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| 09/23/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_lightrag.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." || Outtake from [[haircut]]
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| 09/19/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/gunhaver_rro.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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| 09/08/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/labordaysong_hs.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song || [[Labor Dabor]]
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| 09/02/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sbhs_havetojump.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" || [[dangeresque 3]]
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| 08/26/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/cz_bdhman.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!" || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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| 08/19/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/stinko_whatRUdoing.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, Stickly Man, whaaaaat are you doing?" || [[Under Construction]]
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| 08/12/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_giftshop.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}'' || [[theme park]]
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| 08/05/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/wheatgrowssweet.zip download] (mirror) || Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) || [[Peasant's Quest]]
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| 07/29/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_brudder.zip download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!" || [[crying]]
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| 07/19/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/worm.zip PC] [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/worm.sit Mac] (mirror) || '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle." || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
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| 06/29/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/blc_hateusomuch.zip PC] [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/blc_hateusomuch.sit Mac] (mirror) || '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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| 05/18/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/cc_theme.zip PC] [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/cc_theme.sit Mac] (mirror) || '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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| 05/03/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_chickenshine.zip PC] [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_chickenshine.sit Mac] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." || [[lunch special]]
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| 03/22/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/larry_fromzeen.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band Limozeen!" || [[flashback]]
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| 03/08/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/oldaboy2_missvg.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games." || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
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| 02/09/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_thnikkaman.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes the [[Thnikkaman]]!" || [[monument]]
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| 02/02/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/marshie_whatmore.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!" || [[Malloween Commercial]]
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| 01/12/2004 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sbz_backoff.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY. || [[video games]]
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| 12/10/2003 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/ss_marzipan.wav download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" || [[caffeine]]
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| 11/03/2003 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_grabbinbutt.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
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| 09/29/2003 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/ss_foodanymore.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore" || [[2 years]]
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| 09/08/2003 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_jig.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!" || [[kids' book]] easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
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| 09/01/2003 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_kingmessup.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." || [[labor day]] blooper
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| 08/28/2003 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_sugarspice.wav download] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once, shake it twice, and gimme a little bit of shuga n' spice!" ||  [[Bubs#Character_Video_Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
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| 08/25/2003 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/ss_animal.wav download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died." || A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]
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| 06/??/2003 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_sneakup.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" || [[privileges]]
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| 03/17/2003 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_brutus.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus." || [[monster truck]]
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| 01/28/2002 || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_coldones.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." || [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_possums.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!" || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/k_assaulted.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/cz_oachz.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_crap4crap.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!" || [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_qod.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_fart.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}'' || Quote of the Week exclusive
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_checkme2.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." || Similiar to [[First Time Here?]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_sbshow.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" || Quote of the Week exclusive
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_wickedsolo.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!" || [[vacation]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_imabelle.wav download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!" || [[halloweener]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_peepants.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants." || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_clockmessup.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry." || [[vacation]] outtake
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_impressive.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." || [[Homestar Quiz]]
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| Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_strongest.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." || Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]
|}

== Unknown Dates and File Names ==
*The Wicked Guitar Solo (From [[Strong Bad Email]] [[personal favorites]].)

*'''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm the only girl" (from [[Spin 'n' Say]])

*'''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Matt Equals MATT!!" (from [[50 emails]])

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the sound file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:
<blockquote>Oh Haldo! This is my 
funniest word style 
ever times that I've 
said! Hope all is on 
to it even more 
lately! And I wish the 
chicken & msg place 
was open on 
Somedays."</blockquote>
*This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] (Haldo), [[for kids]] (all is on), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (msg), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:
<blockquote>Oh Hello! This is my 
funniest word style 
ever that I said! Hope 
you're into it!</blockquote>
*Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. However, although the sound bite was identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different (the first time, it was "I'm"; the second, it was "AAAaaaAAh'm".)
*Bubs' quote "Check it out" was said 16 times.

==See Also==
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]
*[[Sketchbook]]
*[[Random Toon]]

== External Links ==

*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]]
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]]—This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (5 MB ZIP archive)] 80 Quotes, current as of 16 September 2005.
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