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The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Costumes

2026-09-08T12:09:14Z

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[[Halloween Costumes|Costumes]] that the characters wore in [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]], Halloween 2019.

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|| [[File:HomestarSnufkin.png|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || Snufkin || Snufkin is one of the primary characters in the ''Moomins'' fantasy series. He is a nomadic vagabond who is Moomintroll's best friend, staying in Moominvalley during the spring and summer. In the original Swedish version, he is known as "Snusmumriken", which translates to "old man who talks carelessly". || [[Wikipedia:Snufkin|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:PomPomBurtTheBashful.png|150px]] || [[Pom Pom]] || Burt the Bashful || Burt the Bashful is the first midboss seen in the Super [[Nintendo]] platformer ''Super [[Mario]] World 2: Yoshi's Island''. Originally a regular Burt, he is transformed into a giant by Kamek the Magikoopa to battle Yoshi and steal Baby Mario. [[Pom Pom]] demonstrates his death animation when [[Strong Bad]] asks him to provide some "[[Wikipedia:Mode 7|Mode 7]]". || [[Wikipedia: Yoshi's Island|Wikipedia article]][https://www.mariowiki.com/Burt_the_Bashful Mario Wiki article]
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|| [[File:StrongBadBicBoy.png|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] || Bic Boy || Bic Boy is the advertising mascot for Société Bic, a French corporation that manufactures pens, razors, and cigarette lighters. His distinguishing feature is a drop of black ink that makes up his head and face, initially based on the metal ball in the tip of the company's pens.|| [[Wikipedia:Société Bic|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:StrongMadTheWall.png|150px]] || [[Strong Mad]] || Pink Floyd The Wall || ''The Wall'' is a 1979 art-rock concept album by Pink Floyd; in 1982, it was adapted into a musical film by the same name. The album is about the rise and fall of a rock star named Pink, who slowly drives himself away from reality. Strong Mad's costume references [https://www.discogs.com/Pink-Floyd-The-Wall/release/7472553 a common cover for the film].|| [[Wikipedia:The Wall|Wikipedia article on the album]]
[[Wikipedia:Pink Floyd – The Wall|Wikipedia article on the film]]
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|| [[File:StrongSadLoughtonCandidate.png|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] || The Loughton Candidate || The Loughton Candidate is the central character in Matthew Barney's 1994 film ''Cremaster 4''. The Candidate is a tap-dancing satyr who travels to the Isle of Man during a car race that will determine its gender. || [[Wikipedia:The Cremaster Cycle|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:PoopsmithCondorman.png|150px]] || [[The Poopsmith]] || a Condorman || ''Condorman'' was a 1981 [[Disney]] superhero comedy about a comic book artist named Woodrow Wilkins that builds a functional costume and gadgets based on his own superhero character, Condorman, for the purposes of making the comic book adventures more realistic. || [[Wikipedia:Condorman|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:CoachZFreshPrinceMom.png|150px]] || [[Coach Z]] || The Fresh Prince's Mom || "Parents Just Don't Understand" was the breakthrough single from DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's 1988 album ''He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper''. Coach Z is dressed as the Fresh Prince's mother from [[YouTube:jW3PFC86UNI|the song's music video]], as portrayed by DJ Jazzy Jeff. The same costume/character appears in the opening title sequence for ''The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air''. || [[Wikipedia:Parents Just Don't Understand|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:KingOfTownCharlie.png|150px]] || [[The King Of Town]] || Charlie || Charlie is a character that appears in the first series of the British comedy show ''The Mighty Boosh''. He is a pink blob of used bubble gum that is a character in the books written by Vince Noir.|| [[Wikipedia:The Mighty Boosh (TV series)|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:MarzipanMaetel.png|150px]] || [[Marzipan]] || Maetel || Maetel (known as Maeter in the original Japanese version, based on the Latin word for mother) is one of the characters from the [[anime]]/manga series ''Galaxy Express 999''. She is the traveling companion of the main character, Tetsuro Hoshino, on the space train which the series is named after. She also received a spinoff series called ''[[wikipedia:Maetel Legend|Maetel Legend]]'', which explains that she is the daughter of a queen named Promethium. || [[wikipedia:Galaxy Express 999|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:TheCheatLittleCaesar.png|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] || Little Caesar || Little Caesars is a [[pizza]] restaurant chain, the third-largest in the United States. Its mascot, the eponymous "Little Caesar", is a cartoon Roman man famous for his catchphrase: "Pizza! Pizza!"|| [[Wikipedia:Little Caesars|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:BubsCommanderBorf.png|150px]] || [[Bubs]] || Commander Borf || Commander Borf is the antagonist from the [[Don Bluth]] quick-time video game ''[[Wikipedia:Space Ace|Space Ace]]''. Borf plots to rule the world by turning every person on Earth into infants with his invention, The Infanto Ray.|| [[Wikipedia:Space Ace|Wikipedia article]]
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|| [[File:HomsarBill.png|150px]] || [[Homsar]] || A Bill || Bill is a character from the ''[[Wikipedia:Schoolhouse Rock|Schoolhouse Rock]]'' cartoon "I'm Just a Bill". In the cartoon, Bill (performed by Jack Sheldon) explains the process of how bills become laws.|| [[Wikipedia:I'm Just a Bill|Wikipedia article]]
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[[Category:Halloween Costumes]]

What are you supposed to be?

2026-09-08T12:01:27Z

DEIDATVM: per revision 840142

[[File:Coach Z as ???.png|thumb|"Can't you guys tell? I'm the rapping paper!"]]
During [[Halloween]], the [[Characters#Main characters|characters]] dress up in [[Halloween Costumes|costumes]], in which they often engage in Halloween-related activities. Many of these costumes are esoteric icons or celebrities, most of which were popular/created in the 1970s, '80s, and '90s, leaving most of the other characters unable to identify '''who a particular character is supposed to be dressed as'''.

This is put quite frankly by [[The King of Town]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], in which he says, "I wish you'd dress up as something I could recognize! Pop culture... mumble grumble!"

== Occurrences ==
===[[Sketchbook (museum)]]===
*[[:Image:Sketchbook Thirteen.PNG|An image]] of seven [[rejected costumes]] jokingly offered "ten bucks to anyone who can identify them all". Although all of the costumes have since been identified, the updated description of the sketches indicates that Maripan's {{w|Speed Racer|Trixie}} costume was particularly difficult for fans to recognize.

===[[Homestarloween Party]]===
*[[Homestar Runner]] thought [[Strong Bad]] was the [[Wikipedia:Chiquita Brands International|Chiquita Banana]] Lady, when Strong Bad was really [[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]] (although the Chiquita Banana Lady's appearance was intentionally based on Miranda's).

===[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]===
*Homestar thought Strong Bad was the [[Wikipedia:The Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)|Spanish Inquisition]], and it is implied he thought Strong Bad was [[Wikipedia:Cab Calloway|Cab Calloway]] and Strong Bad Wearing a Yellow Turtleneck, when Strong Bad was really [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]].

===[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]===
*[[Marzipan]] doesn't know [[The King of Town]] is [[Mario]] from the long-running, well-known [[Wikipedia:Mario (series)|video game series]] by [[Nintendo]]. This could be because Marzipan insists she doesn't play video games, as said in the same toon.
*Strong Bad, who was in a Homestar Runner costume, said he thought [[The Goblin]] (in a Strong Bad costume) was the [[Wikipedia:The Green Hornet|Green Hornet]]. Strong Bad then thought The Goblin was a [[Witches' Brew]], while he was actually [[Bees|The Bee]].
*Homestar thought [[The Cheat]] was [[Witch's Brew]] when The Cheat was [[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids#Characters|Russell]].

===[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]===
*Homestar thought Strong Bad was [[Wikipedia:El DeBarge|El Debarge]], [[Bubs]] thought he was [[Wikipedia:Gloria Estefan|Miami Sound Machine]], [[Coach Z]] thought he was [[Wikipedia:Sananda Maitreya|Terence Trent D'Arby]], and he himself almost said he was Carmen Miranda again, while he was actually Ozone from ''[[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Breakin']]''.
*Homestar thought Coach Z was [[Wikipedia:Wesley Snipes|Wesley Snakes]], when in fact he was [[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Kool Moe Dee]] from The [[Wikipedia:Treacherous Three|Treacherous Three]].
*Homestar couldn't identify what Bubs's costume was, calling it a "dirty man outfit", when Bubs was dressed as [[Wikipedia:Mel Sharples|Mel Sharples]], the owner of Mel's Diner in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore|Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]'' and the TV show it spawned, ''[[Wikipedia:Alice (TV series)|Alice]]''. [[Wikipedia:Vic Tayback|Vic Tayback]] played the role.

===[[Halloween Fairstival]]===
*Strong Bad asked Bubs, "So, Bubs, your approach this year was to ensure that absolutely no one recognized your costume?" Bubs was dressed as One of the 3 Most Important People in the World, from [[Wikipedia:Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure|''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'']].
*Homestar was confused about his own costume. He thought he was some sort of a golf cart. He was actually Carl Spackler from [[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|''Caddyshack'']].
*Homestar thought The Cheat was a pile of leaves. The Cheat was actually Sigmund, from [[Wikipedia:Sigmund and the Sea Monsters|''Sigmund and the Sea Monsters'']].
*Coach Z thought Pom Pom was [[Wikipedia:Big Boi|Big Boi]] from [[Outkast]]. Pom Pom was actually ''Big Boy'', the mascot for the restaurant chain [[Wikipedia:Bob's Big Boy|"Bob's Big Boy"]].

===[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]===
*Homestar, seeing Strong Sad's [[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]] member costume, comments on it, saying, "Nice fire hydrant costume."
*Homestar thought Strong Bad was [[Wikipedia:Blanche Devereaux|Blanche]] from [[Wikipedia:The Golden Girls|The Golden Girls]]. Bubs thought he was [[Wikipedia:Phyllis Diller|Phyllis Diller]]. Coach Z thought he was supposed to be his hot mom. The King of Town couldn't recognize his costume at all. Strong Bad was dressed as Jambi the genie, from ''[[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-Wee's Playhouse]]''.
*Homestar also thought Bubs was [[Wikipedia:Lando Calrissian|Lando Calrissian]]. He was actually the master of disaster, Apollo Creed from ''[[Wikipedia:Rocky|Rocky]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Rocky II|Rocky II]]''.
*Strong Bad thought Pom Pom's costume, which was of Walter Sobchak from ''[[The Big Lebowski]]'', was of "every guy at a truck stop."

===[[Trogdor Con '97]]===
*Homestar asked Strong Bad to guess who he is supposed to be, to which Strong Bad answers successfully with very little effort.

===[[Happy Hallow-day]]===
*Homestar remarked to Marzipan that he likes her "I have a caterpillar crawling across my forehead" costume. Marzipan was dressed up as [[wikipedia:Frida Kahlo|Frida Kahlo]].
*When Homestar sees Strong Bad's [[wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]] costume, he thinks it is an evil [[wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] costume. Incidentally, Strong Bad ''did'' dress up as Carmen Sandiego [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|five years earlier]].
*Strong Bad teases Strong Sad asking him if his costume was Strong Sad at his 20-year high school reunion. Strong Sad was actually [[wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]].

===[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]===
*The Homestar ornament thinks the Strong Bad ornament is dressed up as a [[Wikipedia:Rhinestone Cowboy|rhinestone cowboy]]. However, it isn't even Halloween.

===[[Jibblies 2]]===
*Homestar mistakes Bubs for Schnieder from ''[[Wikipedia:One Day at a Time|One Day at a Time]]'', The King of Town mistakes him for Monroe from ''[[Wikipedia:Too Close for Comfort|Too Close for Comfort]]'', and Marzipan can't figure out his costume at all. Bubs was really Ross from ''[[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That on Television|You Can't Do That on Television]]''.
*Homestar mistakes The King of Town for a melted [[Wikipedia:Don King (boxing promoter)|Don King]]. The King was actually [[Wikipedia:Al Sharpton|Al Sharpton]].

===[[Fan Costumes '07]]===
*Homestar thinks one of the photos is a picture of Marzipan, when it is actually of someone dressed as [[The Yello Dello]].

===[[yes, wrestling]]===
*In an Easter egg, Homestar thinks Strong Bad (dressed as his "il Cartographer" wrestling persona) is dressed up as Rudy from ''[[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]''.

===[[Costume Commercial]]===
*In an Easter egg, Coach Z is dressed as Marzipan, but he thinks he is dressed as himself.

===[[Most in the Graveyard]]===
*Homestar confuses his own costume for [[Wikipedia:Carrot Top|Carrot Top]], then turns around and [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's relationship|"corrects" himself]] as being [[Wikipedia:Crocodile Dundee|Crocodile Dundee]]. He was actually [[Wikipedia:Yahoo Serious|Yahoo Serious]][[Seriously|(ly)]].
*Homestar confuses Strong Sad's [[Wikipedia:Sam Kinison|Sam Kinison]] costume for one of Ma Fratelli from ''[[Wikipedia:The Goonies|The Goonies]]''.

===[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser]]===
*As everyone stands silhouetted, Homestar thinks everyone is dressed in "covered-all-black-ink costumes", and accuses everyone of stealing his idea.

===[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]===
*Speaking very quickly, Homestar identifies Pom Pom as "the underwater orange juice man" (he's a Pooka from ''[[wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]''), Strong Bad as the [[Wikipedia:Scarecrow and Mrs. King|Scarecrow and Mrs. King]] (he's the [[wikipedia:Recurring_characters_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Skull_Kid|Skull Kid]] from ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]: Majora's Mask''), The Cheat as "the [[wikipedia:Thorax|thorax]]" (he's actually [[wikipedia:The Lorax|The '''L'''orax]]), asks Coach Z if he stole [[Disney|Mickey Mouse]]'s pants (he's [[wikipedia:MC Skat Kat|MC Skat Kat]]), and claims Marzipan is "off-duty [[McDonald's|Ronald McDonald]]" (she's Lola from ''[[wikipedia:Run Lola Run|Run Lola Run]]'').

===[[Which Ween Costumes?]]===
*Strong Bad correctly guesses that Bubs is dressed as a character from ''[[Wikipedia:Die Hard|Die Hard]]'', but says that he is a "Die Hard costume man", to Bubs' consternation.
*Pom Pom is dressed as a snowglobe with all the characters inside him, but Homestar thinks he is dressed as a "last episode of ''[[Wikipedia:St. Elsewhere|St. Elsewhere]]''".
*Strong Sad is dressed as [[Wikipedia:A Christmas Story|Ralphie Parker]], but Strong Bad thinks he is dressed as a deranged [[Wikipedia:Easter Bunny|Easter Bunny]], while Homestar thinks he is [[Wikipedia:Donnie Darko|Donnie Darko]].
*The King of Town is dressed as the [[Wikipedia:Heat Miser|Heat Miser]], but Homestar thinks he is dressed as a "Devil Don King".
*No one knows what exactly Coach Z is dressed as, so Strong Bad decides to ask. Coach Z says he is dressed as "rapping paper" and demonstrates with a rap, to everyone's annoyance.

===[[I Killed Pom Pom]]===
*Homestar guesses that Coach Z is dressed up as a tube of "Evil [[Wikipedia:Aquafresh|Aquafresh]]". Coach Z is actually dressed as the mascot for hip-hop group [[Wikipedia:A Tribe Called Quest|A Tribe Called Quest]].
*Homestar thinks that Strong Bad is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Jay Leno|Jay Leno]]. Strong Bad is actually dressed as [[McDonald's]] Mascot [[Wikipedia:Mac Tonight|Mac Tonight]].
*Homestar mistakes Strong Mad for a [[Wikipedia:Kinkeshi|M.U.S.C.L.E. toy]]. He is actually Goro from the [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat|Mortal Kombat series]].
*Pom Pom is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson]] as portrayed in the episode [[Wikipedia:King-Size Homer|King-Size Homer]]. Homestar mistakes him for [[Wikipedia:Dom Deluise|Dom Deluise]].

===[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]===
*Homestar thinks that Strong Bad is dressed as "tropical Beetlejuice". He's dressed as [[Wikipedia:David Lee Roth|Diamond Dave]].
*Homestar appears to have the general idea of Pom Pom's costume (Wilson from [[Wikipedia:Cast Away|Cast Away]]), but cannot remember his name, guessing [http://franklinsports.com/ Franklin], [[Wikipedia:Spaulding (sports equipment)|Spaulding]], and [[Wikipedia:John Voight|John Voight]].
*Homestar confuses Marzipan's [[Michael Jackson]] costume with her [[Wikipedia:Prince (musician)|Prince]] costume from Jibblies 2.

===[[Later That Night...]]===
*Homestar mistakes Strong Mad's [[wikipedia:Monica Geller|Monica]] and [[wikipedia:Rachel Green|Rachel]]'s Door from ''[[wikipedia:Friends|Friends]]'' costume for the door from ''[[wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]]'' and along with Strong Sad, recites a common recurring scene whenever [[wikipedia:George Costanza|George]] comes over to [[wikipedia:Jerry Seinfeld|Jerry]]'s apartment.
*Homestar thinks Marzipan has dressed up as her teenage self, when she is actually dressed as Margot Tenenbaum from ''[[wikipedia:The Royal Tenenbaums|The Royal Tenenbaums]]''.
*Homestar claims that Bubs is dressed in an American Hot Sauce Businessman [[Metallica]] costume, insisting he is right and that there's no alternative. Bubs is actually dressed as [[wikipedia:Billy Mitchell (video game player)|Billy Mitchell]].
*Homestar calls Strong Bad's No Face costume a Long Sad costume, but is familiar enough with ''[[wikipedia:Spirited Away|Spirited Away]]'' to offer him an herbal soak token afterwards.
*Homestar thinks Strong Sad is dressed as Lady [[wikipedia:Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]], referring to the character from [[The Simpsons]]. Strong Sad is actually dressed as the [[wikipedia:Utz Quality Foods|Utz]] snack foods mascot.
*Strong Bad fails to recognize The Cheat's [[wikipedia:The Angriest Dog in the World|Angriest Dog in the World]] costume, thinking he forgot to get The Cheat his shots.

===[[@StrongBadActual]]===
*November 22, 2016 {{--}} Strong Bad exclaims that he is not dressed as "Evil [[Presidents|Thomas Jefferson]]" or "Colonial [[wikipedia:Ice-T|Ice T]]" but as "[[wikipedia:Lin-Manuel Miranda|Lin-Manuel Freakin' Miranda]]".

===[[Haunted Photo Booth]]===
*Homestar doesn't recognize who Coach Z is meant to be dressed up as, referring to him as simply "a dog". Coach Z is dressed as [[wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa the Rapper]], who is indeed a dog.
*Homestar initially refers to himself as [[Mark Lemke]], the "Homestar Runner for the [[Atlanta Braves|[Atlanta] Braves]]", but then angrily corrects himself stating he is actually [[wikipedia:Dale Murphy|Dale Murphy]].
*Homestar calls Strong Mad "Bread Face Red Panties Man"; Strong Mad is dressed as [[wikipedia:List of The Ren & Stimpy Show characters#Powdered Toast Man|Powdered Toast Man]].
*Similarly, Homestar calls The Cheat "Baseball Glove On Head Man", "Swollen [[Cow]] Udders On Your Head Man", and "Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Lady" based on appearance alone. The Cheat is dressed as Maxwell, the player character from the game ''[[wikipedia:Scribblenauts|Scribblenauts]]''.
*Homestar believes Strong Sad is dressed as [[wikipedia:W. C. Fields|W. C. Fields]], and asks if the initials stand for [[wikipedia:Winston Churchill|Winston Churchill]]. Strong Sad insists he is neither, identifying himself as Belgian sleuth [[wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Hercule Poirot]].

===[[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]===
*Homestar mistakes Marzipan's [[wikipedia:J Mascis|J Mascis]] costume for "thrift store [[wikipedia:Gandalf|Gandalf]]".
*Homestar mistakes Strong Sad's [[wikipedia:Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears#Gummi Glen|Tummi Gummi]] costume for "[[wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]] from [[wikipedia:The Real Ghostbusters|cartoon Ghostbusters]] from the voice of [[wikipedia:Garfield: The Movie|Garfield: The Movie]] dot com" (referencing characters also voiced by {{w|Lorenzo Music}}).
*Strong Bad says no one knows who Strong Mad's costume (Kano from [[wikipedia:Bad Company (comics)|Bad Company]]) is, and dismisses it as "blue [[wikipedia:Frankenstein's monster|Frankenstein]]".
*Homestar calls Homsar's [[wikipedia:David St. Hubbins|David St. Hubbins]] costume a "[[wikipedia:Doug Henning|Doug Henning]] made his own [[mustache]] disappear" costume.
*Due to The King of Town dressing up as [[wikipedia:McKee Foods#Little Debbie|Little Debbie]], Homestar mistakes Bubs (Stan S. Stanman from [[wikipedia:Monkey Island (series)|Monkey Island]]) for Little Debbie's [[Parents|dad]].

===[[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]]===
*Strong Bad ridicules Homestar's [[Wikipedia:Snufkin|Snufkin]] costume, asking if he's dressed as "'70s Homestar that dropped out of college and backpacked across Scandinavia".
*Strong Bad derides Strong Sad's [[Wikipedia:The Cremaster Cycle|Loughton Candidate]] costume as "the lovechild of [[Wikipedia:Dobby (Harry Potter)|Dobby]] the house elf and [[Wikipedia:Ron Weasley|Ron Weasley]] from some of your fanfiction."
*Marzipan has no idea what her own [[Wikipedia:Maetel Legend|Maetel]] costume is from. She just wore what Strong Sad told her to wear.
*Homestar believes Bubs ([[Wikipedia:Space Ace|Commander Borf]]) is dressed as "the [[Wikipedia:Genie (Disney)|Aladdin Genie]] dressed as [[Wikipedia:Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]]", and there's nothing Bubs (or presumably anyone) can do to make him think otherwise.

===[[Halloween Hijinks]]===
* Homestar, while singing the main theme to ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]'', compares Bubs's costume (of an actual ''Zelda'' character, [[wikipedia:Characters of The Legend of Zelda#Beedle|Beedle]]), to "'70s Bubs giving a piggyback ride to [[wikipedia:Totoro|Totoro]] eating a purple burrito".
* In rapid fire, Homestar compares four characters' costumes to puppets made by [[The Muppets|Jim Henson]]:
** Strong Mad (as [[wikipedia:My Pet Monster|My Pet Monster]]) is "probably from ''[[wikipedia:Labyrinth (1986 film)|Labyrinth]]''".
** Pom Pom (as [[wikipedia:List of recurring The Simpsons characters#Capital City Goofball|The Capital City Goofball]]) is "probably from ''[[wikipedia:The Great Muppet Caper|Great Muppet Caper]]''".
** Strong Sad (as [[wikipedia:The Great Space Coaster|Baxter]]) is "probably from ''[[wikipedia:Sesame Street|Sesame Street]]''" (although much of ''The Great Space Coaster'''s crew is associated with Henson projects).
** The Poopsmith (as [[wikipedia:Space Quest|1 Guy from Andromeda]]) is "probably from ''[[wikipedia:Pigs in Space|Pigs in Space]]''".
* Homestar furthermore thinks that Marzipan's [[wikipedia:Captain Planet|Captain Planet]] costume is "zombie [[David Bowie|Ziggy Stardust]]", and Strong Bad wonders aloud why she seems to have a drive-thru speaker in her chest (referring to Captain Planet's globe insignia.) The "speaker" then speaks in [[Drive-Thru Whale|a grainy voice]].
* Strong Bad imitates Homestar in comparing Homsar's [[wikipedia:The Black Hole (1979 film)|B.O.B.]] costume to [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/BB-8 BB-8] after having been run over by a [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sandcrawler Sandcrawler]. Homestar says that he was thinking of "[[wikipedia:Oscar the Grouch|Oscar the Grouch]] 2000".

===[[Halloween Hide & Seek]]===

* In the paid version, Homestar can make his guesses for who he thinks everyone's cosutme is from silhouette alone.
* Every single main character who is able to speak normally, except the King of Town himself, declares that the King (dressed as {{w|Quest for Glory: So You Want to Be a Hero|The Antwerp}}) is "a no-armed space {{w|Grimace (character)|Grimace}}".
* Homestar asks if Marzipan is dressed as "that neon sign from Las Vegas". Marzipan, who is actually dressed as Trixie from ''[[Sam & Max]] {{w|Sam & Max Hit the Road|Hit the Road}}'', says that she is dressed as "whatever Strong Sad told me to dress up as", implying that once again she's unfamiliar with her own costume. Homestar then extends his guess to "a neon sign from Las Vegas for a depressing 70's casino that is somehow still operating. Prolly called the Silver Panache."
* Homestar believes that Strong Bad, dressed as {{w|Space Quest II|Sludge Vohaul}}, is "Grandmaw Strong Bane in her recliner, hooked up to her oxygen so she can play Boggle with her pal Eula Mae."
* Homestar thinks that Pom Pom (dressed as {{w|The Manhole}}) is dressed as "copy protection".
* He also compares Homsar, dressed as a gnome from ''{{w|Samorost}}'', to a "droopy {{w|Pikmin}}".
* Homestar further believes that Strong Mad ({{w|Grim Fandango|Glottis}}) is dressed as "a Goron dressed up as {{w|Speed Racer}}".
* Strong Bad guesses that Bubs ({{w|Day of the Tentacle|Hoagie}}) is dressed as "that [[Limozeen]] roadie who has to string Gary's 4-and-a half necked guitar before each show".
* Homestar accuses Coach Z of double-dipping his {{w|Queen Latifah}} costume from [[Happy Hallow-Day]]. Coach Z is dressed as {{w|The Legend of Kyrandia: Malcolm's Revenge|Malcolm}}.
* Homestar believes that Strong Sad's {{w|Dark Seed (video game)|Mike Dawson}} costume is actually {{w|Jeff Foxworthy}}.
* And although he was unable to recognize a ''{{w|Gummi Bears}}'' costume in [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]], if the Goblin is unlocked, Homestar compares its {{w|The Black Cauldron (video game)|Creeper}} costume with Toadwort.

===[[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]===
*Homestar compares Strong Bad's costume to "{{w|Deathlok|Death Clock}} or whoever". Strong Bad is dressed as {{p|l=https://www.mariowiki.com/Dr._Crygor Dr. Crygor}}, but even he doesn't remember the character's name.
*Homestar believes that Pom Pom's costume is {{w|Twinkie the Kid}} after having eaten too many {{w|Twinkies}} as a kid. He's actually {{w|Time for Timer|Timer}}.
*Much to his dismay, Homestar's description of The Poopsmith's costume as "{{w|Tron: Legacy|evil Tron}}" was completely accurate.
*Homestar seems to believe that Marzipan is both {{w|Ringo Starr|Ringo}} and {{w|Sonny Bono}} from "that one {{w|Scooby-Doo}} episode getting eaten by a pink and green cotton candy monster costume". She's {{w|John Lennon}} from ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}''.
*In a throwback to the original toon, Homestar confuses Strong Sad's {{w|Mikhail Gorbachev}} costume with the dad from {{w|ALF}} with gravy poured on his head.

===[[The Show: Ween Edition]]===
* The entire toon is about the characters guessing how Homestar will misinterpret their costumes. More specifically:
** Coach Z, dressed as {{w|Beastie Boys|a Beastie Boy from the Intergalactic video}}, believes Homestar will mistake his costume for a {{w|Devo}} crossing guard. Homestar actually mistakes it for a Devo ''construction worker''.
** The King of Town, dressed as {{w|Immortan Joe}}, believes Homestar will mistake his costume for what the King looks like in the morning before removing his CPAP machine. His guess is way off: Homestar actually mistakes it for {{w|Mötley Crüe}} in the ICÜ.
** Bubs, dressed as {{w|Cloak & Dagger (1984 film)|Jack Flack}}, believes Homestar will mistake him for a [[French]] {{w|G.I. Joe}} character apparently named "Jaunty Plumarenne". He is then asked, for whatever reason, to guess a dollar amount and guesses $17.50, which is, indeed, Homestar's guess.
** Marzipan believes her {{w|Pee-Wee's Playhouse|Penny}} costume will be mistaken for {{w|Abraham Lincoln|Abe Lincoln's}} {{w|Claymation}} daughter, but Homestar just holds up a card reading "WE NEED BREAD! STILL!"
** Pom Pom believes his {{w|ShowBiz Pizza Place|Billy Bob Brockali}} costume will be mistaken for a Stripèd Bear Jankboree and is correct.
** The Cheat believes his {{w|E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial|E.T. Dressed up by Gertie}} costume will be mistaken for that shriveled grandma [[The Muppets|Muppet]] from ''{{w|Dark Crystal}}'' (referring to Aughra) and is correct.
** Strong Bad believes his {{w|E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial|Elliot's brother Mike's Halloween costume}} costume will be mistaken for hobo ''{{w|Clockwork Orange}}'' and is correct.
** Strong Mad believes that his {{w|The Neverending Story|Rockbiter}} costume will be mistaken for an ashy pile of dog crap and is correct.
** Strong Sad believes his {{w|E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial|Elliot's Halloween costume}} costume will be mistaken for Strong Sad on a Tuesday. Homestar actually writes "TUBESDATE" instead of "Tuesday", but this is considered correct.
** Homestar declares that his own costume (actually {{w|The Dover Boys at Pimento University|Tom Dover}}) is a mashup of Fred from ''{{w|Super Chicken}}'' and Fred from ''{{w|Scooby-Doo}}''.

== See Also ==
*[[I really like your costume]]
*[[Halloween Costumes]]
*[[Icon References In Halloween Costumes]]

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Haunted Photo Booth

2026-09-05T11:38:51Z

DEIDATVM: /* Easter Eggs */ Surprisingly it was the edits to the Coach Z's Accent page that made me realize "gorta" was incorrectly corrected here

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[[File:HauntedPhotoBooth.png|200px|thumb|"Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!"]]
Strong Bad attempts to evoke the mysterious apparitions haunting Marzipan's [[Photo Boooth|photo booth]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Jaundiced Jerry}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Stabby Gabby}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|Jibblies Painting}} (Easter egg)

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'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], Inside the [[Jibblies Painting]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, October 30, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:31

'''Page Title:''' Book A Boof For Your Next Event!

==Transcript==

''{The toon begins on a shot of what appears to be a large mansion at night.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan! Don't make me go!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Homestar, it'll be fine. Now get in there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, Marzipan...

''{Homestar lifts an orange curtain and enters with Marzipan (each in their costumes), and it is revealed the mansion was the background of a photo booth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hate these dang old photo boofs. ''{He lifts his bat up and brandishes it at Marzipan, who looks surprised.}'' It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!

'''MARZIPAN:''' It's the crown jewel of my Halloween party! ''{angrily}'' Now look at the camera and make like we're a great couple!

''{She leans in toward Homestar, and they both smile.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sarcastically}'' The laughter and loooove!

''{The screen flashes as a picture is taken. As it fades back in, the characters are posed as though Marzipan is hitting Homestar with his bat.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Carefree shenanigans!

''{The screen flashes again. As it fades back, Marzipan and Homestar are facing each other. Marzipan looks annoyed, but Homestar is smiling.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:''' ''{Homestar is elated; Marzipan isn't}'' The one where we kiss. ''{Homestar's buzzer spins.}''

''{Marzipan starts to smile slyly as the picture is taken. Cut to outside the booth, as the pictures are printed. The "kiss" photograph actually shows Homestar kissing his bat with his eyes closed, with Marzipan off to the side, and a ghost-like face is visible in the frame. Homestar takes the pictures.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumps; worried}'' Aah! Marzipan! Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!

''{He holds it out for Marzipan to see, as the camera zooms in on the ghost-like face for a moment. Cut back to a wide shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think this might be a{{--}} might be a{{--}}

''{The words "PHOTO Boooth" from the side of the booth move into the foreground, as "HAUNTED" is added above them in green letters, as the rest of the scene fades to a blue background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:''' {{--}}haunted photo booth!

''{The O's in "Boooth" move up and down as the ghost-like face zooms in with the words and some spooky music plays. Cut to Strong Bad in the booth as Strong Mad and The Cheat are walking in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get in here, you guys! I wanna make this ghost appear! Maybe it'll possess us with demonic barf powers! Everybody say "Smiling bag!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' Smiling bag! 
'''STRONG MAD:''' JACQUES RENAULT! 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{The screen flashes as the picture is taken. It fades in to the pictures as Strong Bad observes them. The first shows the three characters in the picture as seen before. The ghost is not present.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' There's one...

''{He moves the pictures so that the second is in view. It shows the Strong Mad at the bottom, The Cheat leaning in from the upper-left, and Strong Bad in the upper-right. Still no ghost.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' There's one...

''{He moves the picture so that the third is in view. Now The Cheat is on Strong Mad's shoulder, while Strong Bad is upside-down, and his head is out-of-frame. The ghost isn't in this picture, either.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Okay... ''{loudly}'' Hey! What the crap?!

''{Cut to a wide shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How come we didn't get no cool ghosties?!

''{Cut to Coach Z off to the side. He's holding pictures, all of which include the ghost.}''

'''COACH Z:''' I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures!

''{Cut to his middle picture.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, jorbie!

''{Cut to a wide shot of Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! ''{sneezing}'' Ha-chor!

''{Pan to the side, moving Coach Z off the screen and Strong Mad onto it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, man! Even Coach Z got one? That's it, boys. We're gonna get haunted by this photo booth at any cost!

''{The toon's title wipes across the screen as it cuts to Strong Bad's gang in the booth again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta try something else. Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{confused expression}'' Huh? 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed expression}'' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises}''

''{Their expression remains unchanged as Strong Bad closes his eyes and chants.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!

''{A flash, which fades to Strong Bad holding pictures of all three characters in the same poses. In the foreground of each picture is a yellow-skinned balding man with green hair on the sides of his head, but no ghost.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, man! We just made Jaundiced Jerry appear. Guess I shoulda seen that comin'.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs in the booth}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, check it out! ''{picks up a top hat photo prop, and places it over his head}'' Somebody finally gave me my props.

''{Flash. The scene doesn't change. Coach Z puts the prop down.}''

'''BUBS:''' When are these props from? Got some Y2K glasses...

''{He holds up the Y2K glasses over his face. Flash. He puts the glasses back down.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! ''{He holds a handlebar mustache prop over his face.}'' These things'll never not ironically be unironically... always... um... ''{moves the prop aside, and picks up a bacon prop, which he holds up like a mustache}'' bacon?

''{Flash, which fades to Marzipan and Homestar in the booth again. They're holding a tub of "spicy 'chos", filled with nachos.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:''' Spicy nachos!

''{Flash, which fades to Strong Sad in the booth.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' This is a perfect chance to practice my French accent! ''{in a French accent}'' I am Hercule Poirot! ''{Flash. In an even more exaggerated accent:}'' Hercule Poirot! ''{Flash. Even more exaggerated, almost sounding like he's choking:}'' A-cue Pwar-o!

''{Flash, which fades to Homestar in the booth. He closes his eyes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!

''{Flash, which fades to The King of Town. He holds up a slice of cake, which appears to have been cut from out of the King himself. The background music stops abruptly.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' The King of Town!

''{Beat while crickets chirp. Flash, which fades to Strong Bad's gang in the booth again. The background music resumes. Once again, Strong Mad looks confused and The Cheat annoyed. Strong Bad closes his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Stabby Gabby's always crabby. Stabby Gabby's always crabby.

''{Flash, which fades to Strong Bad holding up his latest set of photos, which feature a squat green woman holding a knife in her mouth alongside Strong Bad's gang.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, come on!!

''{Cut to Homestar and Marzipan in the booth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Different background!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yay! Yay yay!

''{Flash, which fades to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith (holding a container of green lumpy material with a gold tooth in it, labelled "10,000 Instant Martians") in the booth. Pom Pom holds up a speech balloon prop that reads "Why are we in this cartoon?" The Poopsmith holds up another, which reads "Don't know. Don't care." Flash, which cuts to Strong Bad's gang in the booth. Again, Strong Mad is confused, The Cheat annoyed, and Strong Bad's eyes closed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Demonic barf powers. Demonic barf powers! Demonic barf powers!!

''{Flash, and when it fades back, Strong Bad is kneeling, mostly offscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{somewhat desperately}'' Just give me the barf powers!

''{Flash, which fades to a picture of the King of Town and Marzipan holding up the cake slice. The ghost is in the picture.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The crap?

''{Pan to a picture of Coach Z and a picture of Bubs. The ghost is in both pictures.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The crap?

''{Pan to a picture of Homestar and Pom Pom. Homestar is making a pursed-lip duck face to the left (away from Pom Pom), and Pom Pom is looking to the right. The ghost is here too.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The crap?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How come everybody else can get the haunted smudge to appear except me and The Cheat? You been goin' to church on me, The Cheat?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugs and smiles, revealing his gold tooth is missing, then closes his mouth again}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{squints}'' Wait a minute...

''{Cut to a closeup of The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Where's your gold tooth?

''{The Cheat opens his mouth again, and holds up some candies in orange and black wrappers.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sheepish The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad, as images of the candies appear around his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{echoey voiceover}'' Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...

''{Zoom in on Strong Bad as he starts to realize.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{echoey voiceover}'' Loose tooth removers...

''{Zoom in further, showing the image of the ghost in Strong Bad's eyes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{echoey voiceover}'' Loose tooth removers...

'''STRONG BAD:''' It was the tooth!

''{Cut to a wide shot, showing Homestar leaning in to the shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still echoey}'' Loose tooth removers...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get outta here!

''{Cut to Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' But if The Cheat's tooth was causing the ghost glare, how did it get in everyone's photos?

''{Cut to Strong Sad, standing near a "Booliten Booard" with various pictures tacked to it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think I has the solution! Look at this pattern!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, sarcastically}'' Oh, great. ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' Now Frenchie Detective is gonna tell us how it all shook out.

''{Cut to a montage of events against a black background with spooky music, as images of The Cheat eating candies, his tooth stuck in a taffy, and photo booth pictures fly by.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The Cheat ate too many taffies and it pulled his gold tooth out.

''{The montage shows a close-up of The Cheat closing his eyes and opening his mouth without his gold tooth. Pan up to show an image flying by of The Cheat in the booth, with the candies on the seat, as he closes the curtain. The ghost image also flies by.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then because those things are nasty, he stuck it somewhere in the photo booth,

''{The montage pans down to The King of Town, who holds up the cake slice, which has the tooth in it. He takes a bite of the cake.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' and because The King of Town is nasty, he ate the taffy!

''{Pom Pom and The Poopsmith move into view, the tooth in the Poopsmith's "Instant Martians" prop.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then the Poopsmith had it.

''{Flash. The montage shows a photo of Marzipan and the ghost, with the tooth attached to Marzipan's costume.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then it was a piece of Marzipan's flair.

''{The fez from Bubs's costume floats by, the tooth inside the crescent symbol.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, partially overlapping the last line}'' Then it wound up on Bubs's fez.

''{The buttons of Strong Sad's costume appears in closeup}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, the lines overlap more}'' ...one of my vest buttons...

''{Coach Z's shoe and Homestar's bat appear}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, overlapping}'' ...on Coach Z's shoe! 
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, overlapping}'' ...Homestar's glowing bat!

''{A photo of Strong Mad, with the ghost present and the tooth wedged in Strong Mad's mask, appears}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, overlapping}'' ...tenaciously clenched!

''{Abrupt cut to Strong Bad, Homestar, and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's all great, Sir Talks-A-Lot, but where's his gold tooth now?

''{Cut to the photo booth. The Goblin's theme plays as some pictures of the Goblin (with the ghost present) print. The booth opens, showing that the Goblin has the tooth in his own mouth.}''

'''ALL:''' The Goblin!

''{The Goblin dances (without music) as the tooth shines audibly, with an image of the ghost. Cut to the main characters.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We shoulda had known! ''{turns around, facing everyone}'' Now let's all cram in that boof ''{cut to the front of Homestar}'' for a group photo before I have to return it to the wedding Marzipan had me steal it from!

''{Everyone cheers. Flash, which fades to a picture of everyone (except Homsar, but including the Goblin, who still has the tooth in his mouth) and the image of the ghost in the corner. The photo is captioned "Jerry & Gabby's Nascent Nupitals! 10-31-2017" Hold on the image for a few seconds, and then cut to an image of the tooth resting on the word "END", with the ghost image faintly visible in the blue background. A few seconds later, cut to everyone in the field per tradition.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*When The Poopsmith and Pom Pom are on screen, click on The Poopsmith to trigger a scene with Homsar.
:'''HOMSAR:''' Zapruder!
:''{The screen flashes. Homsar is upside down, and his frog is floating.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' Middleman!
:''{The screen flashes again. Closeup on Homsar.)''
:'''HOMSAR:''' Toast Crunch!
:''{Cut to outside the booth, as the pictures are printed, which are rendered as crudely-made drawings.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Heeeey, Coach Z! ''{annoyed}'' You're dressed up as a dog.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{dancing in an extremely papery, cut-out animation style}'' Yeah! I gorta belorv! Kick! Pornch! It's all in the mornd! Chorp, chorp, pornch! Pornch kork!

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{increasingly more frantic and creepy}'' How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? ''How's Annie?'' ''(fade through black to a room with black and white-striped floor with Homsar standing in front of a red curtain. The slow piano music from [[Sbemail 150?!?]] plays.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{subtitled, in a backwards-sounding voice}'' IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee.

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homestar! I really like your Mark Lemke costume! "Homestar Runner for the Braves?" Shut up, wrong-say Homestar! I'm right-say Homestar, and I right-say I'm Dale Murphy! With a glowy basemball bat for some reason. ''{waves his bat around}'' Vwoom-vwoom.

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes the ThnikkaStan!
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, shut up Soos's abuelita!

*At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man, Strong Mad. Bread Face Red Panties Man? I remember that guy. I think he came to my school once when I was a kid. And so did a lot of cops.

*At the end, click on Pom Pom:
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Now ordinarily, Pom Pom, I'd have you sent right down to the Juicing Room. But aren't you like a super-food now? I don't need me no antioxidants! I'm very pro-oxidant myself, actually. Why couldn't you dress up as the German kid?

*At the end, click on the Poopsmith:
:''{Six copies of the Poopsmith appear with popping sounds, then all disappear with a poof cloud}''

*At the end, click on the King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, hey, King of Town, when I said, "Don't come around here no more," it wasn't a costume idea. I literally meant, "Don't come around here no more!"

*At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. The Cheat! The Cheat The Cheat! Let me guess. Baseball Glove On Head Man.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Frustrated The Cheat noise}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No? Umm... Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noise}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head ''Lady''!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noise. With a wave of his arm, The Cheat brings up a spawn prompt and the words 'giant gold tooth' appear with typing sounds. The prompt disappears and a giant gold tooth appears above Homestar. The tooth turns upside-down and falls onto Homestar. The tooth then shines with the ghost glare. The tooth then disappears while Homestar pops back into place.}''

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Marzipan, we need to talk. I want you to express yourself. Don't you want to express yourself?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This is ''me'' expressing ''my''self, okay? And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, Marzipan, nice invisible flair deuce!

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, Strong Sad, does the ''W. C.'' in W. C. Fields just stand for Winston Churchill?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm neither of those. I'm world famous detective ''{Even more exaggerated than before, again almost sounding like he's choking:}'' A-cool Pwagh-chho!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking!

*At the end, click on the moon:
:''{Cut to inside the Jibblies Painting with Rocoulm, Jaundiced Jerry and Stabby Gabby}''
:'''ROCOULM:''' I now pronounce you husband and wiiiiiife!
:'''JAUNDICED JERRY:''' And they said I'd never marry.
:'''STABBY GABBY:''' ''{giggles}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Jaundice|Jaundice]] is a condition where the skin becomes unusually yellow due to the build-up of bilirubin, a waste product of old blood that has been filtered and broken down by the liver.
*Strong Bad's idea that yelling out a name three times in a row might reveal a ghost comes from a legend that suggests saying certain specters' names in front of a mirror three times in a row ("[[Wikipedia:Bloody Mary (folklore)|Bloody Mary]]" for instance) will cause said spirits to appear in the mirror.

===Trivia===
[[File:HiddenBackground.png|thumb|Hidden background! Yay yay yay!]]
*With a twenty-four-day gap, this toon marks the longest span of time between the release of a [[Halloween teaser]] and the release of the toon itself.
*There are a total of thirteen Easter eggs in this cartoon, the largest number in any Homestar Runner toon until 2019's Halloween toon, [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]].
*This is the first Halloween toon in which every character activates an Easter egg in the ending scene, if Homsar is not activated.
*This is the only Halloween toon in which there is a cutaway during a costume Easter egg.
*Behind the forest photograph background, there is another background hidden in the Flash file.
*Marzipan has eight pieces of flair on her costume, two of which are identical (the white pin reading "ZING!").
*Though the idea that Homsar was raised by a cup of [[coffee]] has come up multiple times (including Strong Bad imitating Homsar in [[interview]]), this is the first time Homsar has [[tvtropes:Main/BeamMeUpScotty|actually said it]].
*Strong Bad's Bob costume marks the third Halloween toon in a row in which a character's costume was inspired by the creative output of David Lynch. The Cheat dressed as Lynch's "The Angriest Dog in the World" in [[Later That Night...]] and the Poopsmith dressed as Feyd-Rautha, as depicted in Lynch's adaptation of ''Dune'', for [[The House that Gave Sucky Tricks]]. It is the fourth time overall that a character has dressed in a Lynch-inspired costume, following Marzipan's turn as the Log Lady in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "When the character Marzipan rents a haunted photo booth for her Halloween party for characters... other characters get involved!"

===Remarks===
*Strong Mad is included in Strong Sad's description of the tooth's journey despite having only been shown taking pictures with Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*The tooth doesn't actually appear in any of the places Strong Sad mentions other than The Poopsmith's jar of Instant Martians.
*Strong Sad [[Nationality Confusion|uses a French accent]] when Poirot was in fact Walloon, a citizen of the French-speaking part of Belgium.
*Bubs's costume includes [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|ears and a nose]].
*Both Pom Pom and the King of Town [[Cross-dressing|dress up as females]].
*[[Duplicate Characters|Six copies of The Poopsmith]] appear in his Easter egg.

===Glitches===
*After Coach Z gives one of his famous sneezes, he has an extra forearm for one frame.

===Inside References===
*The photo booth's printer makes [[New Paper]]'s "vvvvvt" sound.
*Ghost photography was a source of Awesomeness in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
*One of Marzipan's flairs reads "[[Cheese|cheez]] pleez".
*Strong Bad hopes to gain "[[demon]]ic [[Puking|barf]] powers".
*[[Mustaches]] and [[bacon]] are props in the photo booth.
*Strong Sad practices his [[French]] accent, Bubs tells Soos's abuelita ([[Spanish]] for "grandma") to shut up, and the King of Town asks Pom Pom why he couldn't have dressed up as the [[German]] kid.
*[[Cricket Noises|Crickets chirp]] when the King gets his photo taken.
*The orange and black candies were previously referred to as "loose tooth remover" candies in [[Happy Hallow-Day]].
*Strong Sad says "I think I has the solution", a statement first uttered by Homestar in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]. Strong Sad complained about the bad grammar used in the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary|commentary]]. The phrase was also uttered by Strong Bad in [[little questions]].
*Strong Sad explaining everything and Strong Bad calling him a nerd for it calls back to [[unnatural]].
*According to Strong Sad, the King of Town [[Eating Non-Food Items|ate]] [[The Cheat's gold tooth]]. The mention of the Poopsmith acquiring it immediately after suggests [[Whatsit]].
*Homestar says "we [[Redundancy|shoulda had]] known".
*Homsar's [[Reversed Dialogue|backwards-speaking]] scene is similar to the Easter egg in [[alternate universe]], in which Homestar speaks the same way against a red curtain. Unlike in that Easter egg, it seems that here, Matt Chapman created the effect by [[:File:CupOfCoffee.ogg|recording Homsar's line backwards]].
*Marzipan is complimented on her [[Double Deuce|invisible flair deuce]], a reference to what her character does in the film [[Office Space]] when she quits her job.
*Homestar mistakes his own costume for "[[Mark Lemke]]: Homestar Runner for the [[Atlanta Braves|Braves]]". This is a direct reference to the real-world origin of Homestar Runner's name.
*Homestar refers to himself as both "wrong-say" Homestar and "right-say" Homestar, using an [[Noun-Verb|adjective and verb in succession]].
*Like in [[Later That Night...]], a [[Odd Marriages|wedding of minor characters]] takes place inside the realm of the [[Jibblies Painting]].

===Real-World References===
*Homsar mentions Toast Crunch as one of his photo-lines, relating to the [[cereal]] {{w|Cinnamon Toast Crunch}}.
*Bubs's "shut up" line is aimed at Soos's abuelita (Spanish for grandmother). This was a character in ''[[Gravity Falls]]'' voiced by [[Matt Chapman]].
*Several references are made to the show ''[[Twin Peaks]]'', the source of Strong Bad's costume.
**"How's Annie?" line references the ending of the season 2 finale.
**Homsar's following cut scene presents him in the show's infamous Black Lodge and dressed as The Man From Another Place, who speaks in the same backwards style throughout the series.
**Strong Bad's line "Everybody say 'Smiling bag!'" references one of The Giant's clues to Agent Cooper: "There is a man in a smiling bag."
**Jacques Renault, whom Strong Mad names, is a character from this show.
*The "German kid" the King of Town refers to in Pom Pom's Easter egg is Augustus Gloop, another character from ''{{w|Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory}}''. He is an obsessive eater, much like the King of Town. He wound up falling into a literal river of chocolate and drawn into a pipe leading to a fudge processor.
*Strong Sad thoroughly explains that everyone had the gold tooth at one point. In ''{{w|Murder on the Orient Express}}'' by Agatha Christie, Hercule Poirot makes a similar deduction that all the passengers on the train are related to the murder case.
*Coach Z's Easter egg invokes the catchphrase of Parappa the Rapper ("I gotta believe"), the basis of his costume. He follows this by referencing the first stage of the original ''Parappa the Rapper'' game, in which the titular character must perform and simultaneously vocalize a series of karate moves. He also echoes the introduction given by the character Chop Chop Master Onion ("Kick, punch, it’s all in the mind!").
*Homsar's first saying in his Easter egg is "Zapruder", referencing the infamous {{w|Zapruder film}} which captured the assassination of [[President]] [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]].
*The Cheat's Easter egg at the end references his costume's origin, the Nintendo DS game ''Scribblenauts''. In the game, Maxwell can type various words in the DS Touchscreen to summon objects to help him with various puzzles in the same manner The Cheat summons the large gold tooth he used to crush Homestar. The tooth is even drawn in the same art style.
*The Heimlich maneuver is a first aid procedure used to treat choking by foreign objects.
*A photo "boof" appears in the [[Two More Eggs]] episode "Dooble: Peas and Corn".
*The "demonic barf powers" Strong Bad hopes the haunted photo booth will give him are likely a reference to the film ''{{w|The Exorcist}}'', which memorably features a scene where a demonically possessed girl vomits into a priest's face.
*Homestar references "laughter and love", which is the last part of the lyrics from the theme song to {{w|Growing Pains}}.

===Fast Forward===
*In the following Halloween toon, [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]:
**The ghost glare returns in the form of streamers decorating Marzipan's living room.
**Bubs again dresses up as an animated businessman named Stan.

==YouTube Version==
[[File:ClappingPartyAutoplay.png|thumb|Get ready for a lot of clapping.]]
*The Homsar Easter egg plays automatically.
*The ending Easter eggs play automatically in the following order:
**Coach Z
**Strong Bad
**Homestar Runner
**Bubs
**Strong Mad
**Pom Pom
**The Poopsmith
**The King of Town
**The Cheat
**Marzipan
**Strong Sad
**Jaundiced Jerry
*There is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]] of "[[Clapping Party]] 1080p - 10 Hours".
*The Easter egg within the Jibblies Painting plays after the false autoplay image.

==External Links==

{{nextlinks|{{HR|||}}|old=ween17|37812|youtube=MMr8zKbGvzI}}

{{halloweennav}}

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]

Coach Z's Accent

2026-09-05T11:38:20Z

DEIDATVM: something I meant to do in the last edit: L goes before O

[[File:coachztalker.PNG|thumb|All the wonders Coach Z's been talking abrat]]
''From a [[Giant Magazine Interview|2005 interview with ''Giant'' magazine]]:''
<blockquote>
'''[[MATT CHAPMAN]]:''' [Coach Z's accent] is definitely Midwestern, a little Bostonian{{--}}it's like all of those weird American accents that aren't Southern. We were born in Indiana and our grandma used to say "worsh the deeshes" instead of "wash the dishes." Most of the other words she said were normal, and then she would say, "Well, we gotta worsh the deeshes." It's just based on hearing those voices.</blockquote>

'''[[Coach Z]]'s accent''' has made him into a very quotable character as he frequently mispronounces words.

The accent combines elements of many regional American accents {{--}} most prominently {{w|North-Central American English|Upper Midwestern}}, {{w|Midland American English|Midland}}, and {{w|Eastern New England English|Eastern New England}} {{--}} in addition to more exaggerated sounds for comedic effect. This typically manifests in adding "R"s to words or transposing letter sounds: famously, [[A Jorb Well Done]] centers on Coach Z's titular mispronunciation of "job".

His accent is so strong that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have [[A Jorb Well Done#Commentary Transcript|referred to it]] as more of a speech impediment. Conversely, some toons have played with the idea that Coach Z is either deliberately playing up or entirely faking this manner of speech.

==List of mispronounced words==
{| class="wikitable"
! Original Word !! Coach Z's version(s) !! Appears In
|-
| '''Absolutely''' || Abso-prootley, Absalortly || Email [[Accent]], [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''About''' || Abrat/Abort || [[No Hands On Deck!]], [[Happy Hallow-day]], [[Loading Screens]], [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| '''Accent''' || Orccent/Accernt || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Action''' || Airkshin || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Main Page 23]]
|-
| '''Adopted''' || Adorpted || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Air Freshener''' || Air Fraershenaer || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Apartment''' || Apratment || Email [[sbemail 206]]
|-
| '''Ashtray''' || Arshtray, aershtray || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Athlete''' || Airthlete || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]]
|-
| '''Awful''' || Orful || Email [[secret recipes]]
|-
| '''Back''' || Bork || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''Balloon''' || B'lloon || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Baloney''' || Balarney || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| '''Believe''' || Belorve || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Bomb''' || Baermb, Baerm || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[These peoples try to fade me]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]]
|-
| '''Boulevard''' || Borlevard || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''Captain''' || [[Media:Highschool 6.ogg|Craptain]] || Email [[high school]]
|-
| '''Charge''' || Chiioooorge || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| '''Chips''' || Chorps || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Chop''' || Chorp || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Class''' || Clarss || Email [[parenting]]
|-
| '''Connoisseur''' || Cornnoisuaer || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Conversation''' || Cornversation || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''[[Crap]]''' || Crop || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Credenza''' || Cradernzair || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Crickets''' || Crackets || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Cubicle''' || Kyorbicle || [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| '''[[Decemberween]]''' || Decemberwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''[[DELETED]]''' || DELORTED || Email [[replacement]]
|-
| '''Did''' || Doird || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''Disco''' || Disca || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
|-
| '''Do it''' || Dort, doot || [[Meeple Grove]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Drop''' || Drap || Email [[your funeral]]
|-
| '''[[Duck]]''' || Dook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Exaggerate''' || Exorggerate || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Effigy''' || Orfigy, arfigy, RPG, first-person shooter || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| '''Farm''' || Faerm || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]]
|-
| '''[[Fhqwhgads]]''' || Forhorglingrads || Email [[sibbie]] (Easter egg)
|-
| '''Field''' || Fierld || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], [[Coach Z's 110%]], Email [[dictionary]], Email [[parenting]]
|-
| '''Fittin'''' || Fortin' || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''Five''' || Farve || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| '''Flapjacks''' || Florpjacks || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puffs]]''' || Florfy Porfs || [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| '''Football Team''' || Foortball Torm || Email [[high school]]
|-
| '''Forgot to putt''' || Forgort to port, forgat to prat, gorka fa pork || Email [[mini-golf]]
|-
| '''Forward''' || Frorward || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| '''Fountain''' || Fortain || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Globes''' || Glorbs || [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| '''Glove Box''' || Glorve Bax|| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Gluten''' and '''Glutton''' || Glorten || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| '''Goblin''' || Gorblin || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]
|-
| '''Gosh''' || Gorsh || Email [[strong badathlon]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| '''Gotta''' || Gorta || [[Haunted Photo Booth]] (Easter egg)
|-
| '''Great''' || Greart || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Half''' || Ha'''l'''f (non-silent L) || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| '''Halloween''' || Halloworn, Hallerwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| '''Handlebar''' || Handlebrah || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Happy Hallow{{--}}''' || Horpy Horlow{{--}} || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Happy T''' || Horpy Tor || [[Happy T!]]
|-
| '''Hello''' || Hellor || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]''' || Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, {{w|StairMaster}}, Homegrown, [[Wikipedia:Ramrod|Ramrod]], Humphel || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Hoot''' || Hort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
|-'''Hot''' || Hat || Email [[part time job]]
|-
| '''I feel bad''' || Ir feer borld || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Idea''' || Idear || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Inappropriate''' || Inapprapriate || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Inoculate''' || Anorculate || [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Burning Horizon Forum|BHZ Anniversary Message]]
|-
| '''[[Jibblie]]''' || Jorbaly || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| '''Job''' || Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb || [[A Jorb Well Done]], Email [[boring (really)]], [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| '''Jobbie''' || Jorbie || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Jujyfruits''' || Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie, {{w|George Foreman}} || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''Kick''' || Kork || [[I Killed Pom Pom]], [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z's Locker Room|Locker]]''' || Lacker, Lacquer || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]], Email [[myths & legends]] (Easter egg)
|-
| '''Look''' || Lork || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Man''' || Marn, [[M'n]] || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]], [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| '''Manifold Gasket''' || Cramifold Gaersket || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Marshmallow''' || Mrashmallow || [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''' || Marziprawn || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]
|-
| '''Medallion''' || Medalllllioraerlllllioren || [[Fan 'Stumes 2021]]
|-
| '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]''' || Mork || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Mind''' || Mornd || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Mother'''|| Mudder|| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Motivate''' || Mortavort || [[The Next April Fools' Thing]]
|-
| '''Mouthwash''' || Mouthwarsh || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Music''' || Myorsic || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Musical''' || Myorsical || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Not''' || Nat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''October''' || Orctober || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Off''' || Orf || Email [[underlings]], Email [[winter pool]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Office''' || Arfice, Orifice || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| '''Open''' || Orpen || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Out''' || Oat || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Paperclip''' || Paperclorp || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Part''' || Prat || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]]
|-
| '''Party''' || Pratty || Email [[impression]], Email [[labor day]], Email [[being mean]]
|-
| '''{{w|PC LOAD LETTER|PC load letter}}''' || PC lourde letter || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]
|-
| '''People''' || Perple, Pyorple || [[8-Bit is Enough]], [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|-
| '''Person''' || Porson || [[The Next April Fools' Thing]]
|-
| '''[[Wikipedia:Pert Plus|Pert Plus]]''' || Port Plus || [[Jibblies 2]], Email [[hremail 3184]] (part of actual packaging)
|-
| '''Piña coladas''' || Piña colordas || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''[[Pom Pom]]''' || Pam Pam || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Pop''' || Porp || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Probably''' || Prably, Prally || [[Coach Z's Character Video]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Problem''' || Praeblem, Prablem || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]], [[On Break]], [[Who Said What Now?]]
|-
| '''Punch''' || Pornch || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Reward''' || Reeward || Email [[parenting]]
|-
| '''Real''' || Rrrl || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Revealed''' || Revearled || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Rock bottom''' || Rack battom || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Root beer''' || Root (pronounced with an "oo" as in "book") Ber || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| '''Solid''' || Salid || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Somebody''' || Somebaddy || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Secret''' || Sorcret, "secret sorcret" || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Situation''' || Sitch'ation || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''''{Sneezing}''''' || Ha-chor || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Speakin' ''' || Sporkin' || Email [[love poems]]
|-
| '''Sports''' || Sprots || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Star''' || Stair || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Stick''' || Stark || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)|"The Theme from Dangeresque II" karaoke]]
|-
| '''Stop''' || Stap || [[Rap Song]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''' || Spring Board || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Suck''' || Sook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Swedish Fish''' || Swordish Forsh || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Talking''' || Torkin' || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Talkin' about''' || Torkin' abort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Tater-tots''' || Tater-torts || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]
|-
| '''Terrible''' || Terbirle || Email [[senior prom]]
|-

| '''[[The Cheat]]''' || The Chort || ''see [[Nicknames#The Cheat|The Cheat's Nicknames]]''
|-
| '''There''' || Dere, dare || Email [[lures & jigs]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Email [[theme park]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Thousand''' || Trousand || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Thug''' || Thorg || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| '''Thumb''' || Thermb || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| '''[[Toilet]]''' || [[Terlet]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[A Folky Tale]], Email [[unnatural]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]

|-
| '''Tomorrow''' || Tomoarow || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Top notch''' || Torp nortch || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''Touchdown''' || Torchdown || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] ''[written]''
|-
| '''Trick or Treat''' || Track or Trort || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Undefeated''' || Undeforted || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Unfortunate''' || Unfarchunate || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Up''' || Arp, orp || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''{{w|Volvo}}''' || Vorlvo || Email [[rated]]
|-
| '''What''' || Whort || [[Date Nite]]
|-
| '''Video''' || [[Videro]] || [[Coach Z's 110%]], [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|-
| '''Yipe''' || Yorp || Email [[redesign]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| '''''{{w|Yo Gabba Gabba}}''''' || Yor gorble gorble || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| '''{{w|Let's Call the Whole Thing Off|You Say Tomato,''' '''I Say Tomato}}''' || You Say Tomater, "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|I zader matermorts]]" || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
|}

== Analysis ==
[[File:cantsayjob.png|thumb|"Coach, that's ridiculous. We've ''got'' to do something about that."]]
===Sounds Affected===
The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long e (e.g. The Cheat/"The Chort") and the short o (job/"jaerb"), which both come out as an "or" or "aer".

===Inconsistencies===

Evidence has suggested that Coach Z's accent may be bogus:

*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] {{--}} After saying "track or trort", Bubs gets on his case and he says "trick or treat" correctly. If given "Swedish Fish", he will identify it as "Swordish Forsh"; in response to Bubs grumbling again, Coach Z justifies with "It's a crowd-pleaser."
*Email [[boring (really)]] {{--}} While Strong Bad is writing his list of three-letter words, Coach Z interrupts him at the word "job", saying that "jorb is a four-letters word."
*Email [[mascot]] {{--}} Coach Z says "The Cheat" immediately after "The Chort", though he speaks as though he's talking about two different people.
*Email [[part-time job]] ([[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) {{--}} [[Mike Chapman]] diagnoses Coach Z's "accent" as simply adding the letter R to words or randomly transposing letters, and in reply Coach Z partially admits to his accent being bogus.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] {{--}} In the process of his attempted unmasking of [[The Thnikkaman]], Coach Z says "secret sorcret" twice, referring to Thnikkaman's secret being revealed and his shame in having really bad hand-eye coordination.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} Coach Z refers to "Cheat kickers" just before suggesting to "[[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Chort]]".
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} While playing [[Renaldo]], he [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)#Door|pronounces "off" both correctly and incorrectly in the same sentence]].
*[[Loading Screens]] {{--}} Coach Z's accent is much less pronounced than usual.
*[[Fish Eye Lens]] {{--}} Coach Z tells Strong Bad "the people" need him. When Strong Bad questions him, he amends to say "the pyorple".

This is inconsistent with the clear distress it causes him in [[A Jorb Well Done]], though it is possible that he's truly gained control over his accent after the mentioned toon, and he just keeps it around for the aesthetic.

== See Also ==
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[Coach Z Talker]]
*[[Coach Z's Problems]]
*[[Non-English Pronunciations]]
*[[Strong Bad's (Mis)use of English]]

[[Category:Coach Z]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Irregular Pronunciations]]

Coach Z's Accent

2026-09-05T11:35:10Z

DEIDATVM: Pronouncing "t" like "d" in an American accent isn't unusual, but there's another odder pronunciation of "gotta" in here

[[File:coachztalker.PNG|thumb|All the wonders Coach Z's been talking abrat]]
''From a [[Giant Magazine Interview|2005 interview with ''Giant'' magazine]]:''
<blockquote>
'''[[MATT CHAPMAN]]:''' [Coach Z's accent] is definitely Midwestern, a little Bostonian{{--}}it's like all of those weird American accents that aren't Southern. We were born in Indiana and our grandma used to say "worsh the deeshes" instead of "wash the dishes." Most of the other words she said were normal, and then she would say, "Well, we gotta worsh the deeshes." It's just based on hearing those voices.</blockquote>

'''[[Coach Z]]'s accent''' has made him into a very quotable character as he frequently mispronounces words.

The accent combines elements of many regional American accents {{--}} most prominently {{w|North-Central American English|Upper Midwestern}}, {{w|Midland American English|Midland}}, and {{w|Eastern New England English|Eastern New England}} {{--}} in addition to more exaggerated sounds for comedic effect. This typically manifests in adding "R"s to words or transposing letter sounds: famously, [[A Jorb Well Done]] centers on Coach Z's titular mispronunciation of "job".

His accent is so strong that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have [[A Jorb Well Done#Commentary Transcript|referred to it]] as more of a speech impediment. Conversely, some toons have played with the idea that Coach Z is either deliberately playing up or entirely faking this manner of speech.

==List of mispronounced words==
{| class="wikitable"
! Original Word !! Coach Z's version(s) !! Appears In
|-
| '''Absolutely''' || Abso-prootley, Absalortly || Email [[Accent]], [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''About''' || Abrat/Abort || [[No Hands On Deck!]], [[Happy Hallow-day]], [[Loading Screens]], [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| '''Accent''' || Orccent/Accernt || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Action''' || Airkshin || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Main Page 23]]
|-
| '''Adopted''' || Adorpted || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Air Freshener''' || Air Fraershenaer || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Apartment''' || Apratment || Email [[sbemail 206]]
|-
| '''Ashtray''' || Arshtray, aershtray || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Athlete''' || Airthlete || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]]
|-
| '''Awful''' || Orful || Email [[secret recipes]]
|-
| '''Back''' || Bork || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''Balloon''' || B'lloon || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Baloney''' || Balarney || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| '''Believe''' || Belorve || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Bomb''' || Baermb, Baerm || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[These peoples try to fade me]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]]
|-
| '''Boulevard''' || Borlevard || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''Captain''' || [[Media:Highschool 6.ogg|Craptain]] || Email [[high school]]
|-
| '''Charge''' || Chiioooorge || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| '''Chips''' || Chorps || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Chop''' || Chorp || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Class''' || Clarss || Email [[parenting]]
|-
| '''Connoisseur''' || Cornnoisuaer || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Conversation''' || Cornversation || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''[[Crap]]''' || Crop || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Credenza''' || Cradernzair || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Crickets''' || Crackets || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Cubicle''' || Kyorbicle || [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| '''[[Decemberween]]''' || Decemberwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''[[DELETED]]''' || DELORTED || Email [[replacement]]
|-
| '''Did''' || Doird || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''Disco''' || Disca || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
|-
| '''Do it''' || Dort, doot || [[Meeple Grove]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Drop''' || Drap || Email [[your funeral]]
|-
| '''[[Duck]]''' || Dook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Exaggerate''' || Exorggerate || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Effigy''' || Orfigy, arfigy, RPG, first-person shooter || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| '''Farm''' || Faerm || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]]
|-
| '''[[Fhqwhgads]]''' || Forhorglingrads || Email [[sibbie]] (Easter egg)
|-
| '''Field''' || Fierld || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], [[Coach Z's 110%]], Email [[dictionary]], Email [[parenting]]
|-
| '''Fittin'''' || Fortin' || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''Five''' || Farve || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| '''Flapjacks''' || Florpjacks || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puffs]]''' || Florfy Porfs || [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| '''Football Team''' || Foortball Torm || Email [[high school]]
|-
| '''Forgot to putt''' || Forgort to port, forgat to prat, gorka fa pork || Email [[mini-golf]]
|-
| '''Forward''' || Frorward || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| '''Fountain''' || Fortain || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Goblin''' || Gorblin || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]
|-
| '''Gosh''' || Gorsh || Email [[strong badathlon]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| '''Gotta''' || Gorta || [[Haunted Photo Booth]] (Easter egg)
|-
| '''Globes''' || Glorbs || [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| '''Glove Box''' || Glorve Bax|| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Gluten''' and '''Glutton''' || Glorten || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| '''Great''' || Greart || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Half''' || Ha'''l'''f (non-silent L) || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| '''Halloween''' || Halloworn, Hallerwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Jibblies 2]]
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| '''Handlebar''' || Handlebrah || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
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| '''Happy Hallow{{--}}''' || Horpy Horlow{{--}} || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Happy T''' || Horpy Tor || [[Happy T!]]
|-
| '''Hello''' || Hellor || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]''' || Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, {{w|StairMaster}}, Homegrown, [[Wikipedia:Ramrod|Ramrod]], Humphel || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Hoot''' || Hort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
|-'''Hot''' || Hat || Email [[part time job]]
|-
| '''I feel bad''' || Ir feer borld || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Idea''' || Idear || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Inappropriate''' || Inapprapriate || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Inoculate''' || Anorculate || [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Burning Horizon Forum|BHZ Anniversary Message]]
|-
| '''[[Jibblie]]''' || Jorbaly || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| '''Job''' || Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb || [[A Jorb Well Done]], Email [[boring (really)]], [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| '''Jobbie''' || Jorbie || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Jujyfruits''' || Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie, {{w|George Foreman}} || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''Kick''' || Kork || [[I Killed Pom Pom]], [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z's Locker Room|Locker]]''' || Lacker, Lacquer || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]], Email [[myths & legends]] (Easter egg)
|-
| '''Look''' || Lork || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Man''' || Marn, [[M'n]] || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]], [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| '''Manifold Gasket''' || Cramifold Gaersket || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Marshmallow''' || Mrashmallow || [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| '''[[Marzipan]]''' || Marziprawn || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]
|-
| '''Medallion''' || Medalllllioraerlllllioren || [[Fan 'Stumes 2021]]
|-
| '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]''' || Mork || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Mind''' || Mornd || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Mother'''|| Mudder|| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Motivate''' || Mortavort || [[The Next April Fools' Thing]]
|-
| '''Mouthwash''' || Mouthwarsh || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Music''' || Myorsic || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Musical''' || Myorsical || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Not''' || Nat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''October''' || Orctober || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Off''' || Orf || Email [[underlings]], Email [[winter pool]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Office''' || Arfice, Orifice || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| '''Open''' || Orpen || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
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| '''Out''' || Oat || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Paperclip''' || Paperclorp || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Part''' || Prat || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]]
|-
| '''Party''' || Pratty || Email [[impression]], Email [[labor day]], Email [[being mean]]
|-
| '''{{w|PC LOAD LETTER|PC load letter}}''' || PC lourde letter || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]
|-
| '''People''' || Perple, Pyorple || [[8-Bit is Enough]], [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|-
| '''Person''' || Porson || [[The Next April Fools' Thing]]
|-
| '''[[Wikipedia:Pert Plus|Pert Plus]]''' || Port Plus || [[Jibblies 2]], Email [[hremail 3184]] (part of actual packaging)
|-
| '''Piña coladas''' || Piña colordas || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''[[Pom Pom]]''' || Pam Pam || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Pop''' || Porp || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Probably''' || Prably, Prally || [[Coach Z's Character Video]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Problem''' || Praeblem, Prablem || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]], [[On Break]], [[Who Said What Now?]]
|-
| '''Punch''' || Pornch || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Reward''' || Reeward || Email [[parenting]]
|-
| '''Real''' || Rrrl || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Revealed''' || Revearled || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Rock bottom''' || Rack battom || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Root beer''' || Root (pronounced with an "oo" as in "book") Ber || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| '''Solid''' || Salid || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Somebody''' || Somebaddy || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
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| '''Secret''' || Sorcret, "secret sorcret" || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Situation''' || Sitch'ation || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''''{Sneezing}''''' || Ha-chor || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| '''Speakin' ''' || Sporkin' || Email [[love poems]]
|-
| '''Sports''' || Sprots || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Star''' || Stair || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Stick''' || Stark || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)|"The Theme from Dangeresque II" karaoke]]
|-
| '''Stop''' || Stap || [[Rap Song]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''' || Spring Board || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Suck''' || Sook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Swedish Fish''' || Swordish Forsh || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Talking''' || Torkin' || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Talkin' about''' || Torkin' abort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Tater-tots''' || Tater-torts || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]
|-
| '''Terrible''' || Terbirle || Email [[senior prom]]
|-

| '''[[The Cheat]]''' || The Chort || ''see [[Nicknames#The Cheat|The Cheat's Nicknames]]''
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| '''There''' || Dere, dare || Email [[lures & jigs]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Email [[theme park]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''Thousand''' || Trousand || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Thug''' || Thorg || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| '''Thumb''' || Thermb || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| '''[[Toilet]]''' || [[Terlet]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[A Folky Tale]], Email [[unnatural]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]

|-
| '''Tomorrow''' || Tomoarow || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Top notch''' || Torp nortch || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| '''Touchdown''' || Torchdown || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] ''[written]''
|-
| '''Trick or Treat''' || Track or Trort || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Undefeated''' || Undeforted || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Unfortunate''' || Unfarchunate || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Up''' || Arp, orp || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
|-
| '''{{w|Volvo}}''' || Vorlvo || Email [[rated]]
|-
| '''What''' || Whort || [[Date Nite]]
|-
| '''Video''' || [[Videro]] || [[Coach Z's 110%]], [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|-
| '''Yipe''' || Yorp || Email [[redesign]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| '''''{{w|Yo Gabba Gabba}}''''' || Yor gorble gorble || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| '''{{w|Let's Call the Whole Thing Off|You Say Tomato,''' '''I Say Tomato}}''' || You Say Tomater, "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|I zader matermorts]]" || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
|}

== Analysis ==
[[File:cantsayjob.png|thumb|"Coach, that's ridiculous. We've ''got'' to do something about that."]]
===Sounds Affected===
The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long e (e.g. The Cheat/"The Chort") and the short o (job/"jaerb"), which both come out as an "or" or "aer".

===Inconsistencies===

Evidence has suggested that Coach Z's accent may be bogus:

*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] {{--}} After saying "track or trort", Bubs gets on his case and he says "trick or treat" correctly. If given "Swedish Fish", he will identify it as "Swordish Forsh"; in response to Bubs grumbling again, Coach Z justifies with "It's a crowd-pleaser."
*Email [[boring (really)]] {{--}} While Strong Bad is writing his list of three-letter words, Coach Z interrupts him at the word "job", saying that "jorb is a four-letters word."
*Email [[mascot]] {{--}} Coach Z says "The Cheat" immediately after "The Chort", though he speaks as though he's talking about two different people.
*Email [[part-time job]] ([[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) {{--}} [[Mike Chapman]] diagnoses Coach Z's "accent" as simply adding the letter R to words or randomly transposing letters, and in reply Coach Z partially admits to his accent being bogus.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] {{--}} In the process of his attempted unmasking of [[The Thnikkaman]], Coach Z says "secret sorcret" twice, referring to Thnikkaman's secret being revealed and his shame in having really bad hand-eye coordination.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} Coach Z refers to "Cheat kickers" just before suggesting to "[[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Chort]]".
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} While playing [[Renaldo]], he [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)#Door|pronounces "off" both correctly and incorrectly in the same sentence]].
*[[Loading Screens]] {{--}} Coach Z's accent is much less pronounced than usual.
*[[Fish Eye Lens]] {{--}} Coach Z tells Strong Bad "the people" need him. When Strong Bad questions him, he amends to say "the pyorple".

This is inconsistent with the clear distress it causes him in [[A Jorb Well Done]], though it is possible that he's truly gained control over his accent after the mentioned toon, and he just keeps it around for the aesthetic.

== See Also ==
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[Coach Z Talker]]
*[[Coach Z's Problems]]
*[[Non-English Pronunciations]]
*[[Strong Bad's (Mis)use of English]]

[[Category:Coach Z]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Irregular Pronunciations]]

Stinkoman 20X6

2026-08-04T11:40:25Z

DEIDATVM: some fixes

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{{aboutgame}} {{forcharacter|Stinkoman}} {{for|time period|20X6}}

{{Infobox Videlectrix Game|screencap=stinkogame.png|scalt=Always looking for a challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge.|description=Sidemost scrolling! Stinkoman presents!|releasedate=March 21, 2005|gamelink=stinkogame|boximg=stinkobox.png|boxalt=Ask for a challenge! DEUCE!}}
''From the [[Videlectrix]] [[videlectrix.com#Game Catalog|game catalog]]:''
<blockquote>Blue hair, anyone? Stinkoman's always got fightings and challenges to keep him busy. Jump and shoot your way to all ends of Planet K. End Boss feature!!</blockquote>

'''Stinkoman [[20X6]]''' is a side-scrolling platformer game which stars {{Film|Stinkoman}}. Based on the {{w|Mega Man Classic|classic}} ''[[Mega Man]]'' games, Stinkoman travels through distinctive sci-fi worlds and faces a gauntlet of foes to save his friend [[Pan Pan]] from the villainous [[Z Sabre]]. The game further parodies Japanese video games of the {{w|third generation of video game consoles}} with writing done in the manner of [[Deliberately Poor English|poor Japanese to English translations]] common to video games of that era.

The game consists of ten levels; although the first nine were released in relatively quick succession, the game [[Development of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10|remained unfinished for 15 years]] until the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|final level]] was released on December 20, 2020.

As a result of the [[post-Flash site update|site's transition to]] [[Ruffle]] on December 31, 2020, the game has numerous [[Stinkoman 20X6 Glitches#Ruffle|glitches]] that impact gameplay, including certain levels being unplayable. [[The Brothers Chaps]] are {{prs|1349884155576737793|14|Jan|2021|alt=aware of and working on the problem}}.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Videlectrix Mascot}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}, {{film|Pan Pan}}, {{film|1-Up}}, {{film|Cheatball}}, {{film|Marzi-Mei}}, {{film|Z Sabre}}, {{film|Nebulon}}, {{film|Trogador}}, {{film|Vector Strong Bad}}, {{film|Sticklyman}}

'''Date:''' Monday, March 21, 2005

'''Page Title:''' Check out my new gameplay!

== Gameplay ==
This game is based on the [[Wikipedia:Mega Man Classic|classic Capcom ''Mega Man'' series]]. The '''A''' button makes Stinkoman jump while the '''S''' button makes Stinkoman shoot. Players navigate platforms, dodge hazards, and fire energy projectiles at incoming enemies. Players manage an energy bar, relying on mid-level checkpoints and health capsules to stay alive. Falling off ledges in Classic Mode results in immediate death, demanding strict precision; in the new mode, a fall costs one health. Each of the ten distinct levels features two main exploration stages followed by a dedicated boss arena. Levels are packed with unique traps, including moving conveyor belts, reverse trapdoors, and disappearing cloud platforms. Foes require strategic approaches, such as Greggo—a robot that becomes completely indestructible when looking directly at him. While Stinkoman is the primary protagonist, players control his friend 1-Up for a rescue mission in Level 5. Level 9 completely switches styles into a side-scrolling shoot-'em-up, placing players in the cockpit of the Stinkowing spaceship.
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===Levels===
<gallery perrow=5>
Image:Stinkogame1-1.png|<center>Level 1: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 1|Go Home!]]''' ''"Stinkoman heads home after beating a gem-studded brainbot"''</center>
Image:Stinkogame2-1.png|<center>Level 2: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 2|Pick a Bone!]]''' ''"Stinkoman goes after the chicken what choked him"''</center>
Image:Stinkogame3-2.png|<center>Level 3: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3|Dumb Wall!]]''' ''"Stinkoman overcompensates and has to collect random crap"''</center>
Image:Stinkoman20X6 4.1.png|<center>Level 4: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 4|Fisticuff!]]''' ''"Stinkoman uses a giant fist to keep 1-Up safe in Lava Zone"''
Image:Stinkoman20X6 5.1.png|<center>Level 5: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|Oh, the Moon!]]''' ''"1-Up proves he's not just a kid. But can he be the guy?"''
Image:Stinkoman20X6 6.1.png|<center>Level 6: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 6|Stratosfear!]]''' ''"Recreational challenges on the token cloud level"''
Image:Stinkoman20X6 7.1.png|<center>Level 7: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 7|Ice 2 Meet U]]''' ''"Everybody freeze! It's Stinkoman's slipperiest foe yet"''
Image:Stinkoman20X6 -0.1.png|<center>Level -0: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Negatory!]]''' ''"A glitch takes our hero where no Stinko should stink-go"''
Image:Stinkoman20X6 9.1.png|<center>Level 9: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 9|Turbolence]]''' ''"Get that stinking feeling flying in a goofylookin ship!"''
Image:Stinkoman20X6 10.1.png|<center>Level 10: '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|Lastimost!]]''' ''"The final challenge awaits in an evil laircastle cavebase"''
</gallery>

===Story===
{{spoiler}}
[[File:trylevel1.PNG|thumb|Challenge the fighting!]]
The game starts with Stinkoman winning a challenge against a robot named [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#tampo|Tampo]], which makes him want to go home. Upon arrival, [[1-Up]] informs him that [[Pan Pan]] has been kidnapped; however, Stinkoman ignores this in favor of challenging [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#brody|Brody]], whose bone caused him to choke on his chicken soup. He then takes a detour over a short wall, which happens to be a robot named [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#stlunko|Stlunko]]; Stinkoman beats it and takes its stone fist as a powerup.

Seeing that Stinkoman has no interest in rescuing Pan Pan, 1-Up goes out to rescue him on his own. He takes Stinkoman's [[Power Crunch]] (a cassette tape) through the Lava Zone, prompting Stinkoman to follow him, protect it, and ultimately trade it for his stone fist, which ends up [[Deliberately Poor English|gone to shreds]] in a fight with a lava snake named [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#saargtsson|Saargtsson]]. While the Power Crunch remains intact, the journey proves unsuccessful in rescuing Pan Pan, prompting 1-Up to set out from [[Stinkoman Headquarters]] once again. Stinkoman refuses to help a second time, so 1-Up goes to [[the moon]] alone. This attempt ends even worse than the last one, as 1-Up ends up carried off by the same silhouette that kidnapped Pan Pan.

Stinkoman finally begins showing some concern for 1-Up, taking a brief moment to wonder how he's doing, before taking a vacation to the Pink Cloud Zone for recreational challenges. It's soon revealed that the shadowy kidnapper has been watching him. This figure tries to kill Stinkoman by pressing a red button that sends him to the Ice Zone; however, he quickly realizes that he can keep moving to survive the cold. The figure retaliates by trapping Stinkoman sad inside a wall; this doesn't work either, as Stinkoman promptly blasts a section out of the wall and escapes.

At the end of the glitchy Negative Zone, Stinkoman defeats the "pile of junk" [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#ekersby|Ekersby]], and finds that one of its eyes is a device showing 1-Up and Pan Pan's whereabouts: the end of [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 10|level 10]], where the red button is. This leads him to believe that they were the ones who red buttoned him, and finally heads off to level 10 for revenge. His destination (an evil fortress) is surrounded by an evil jungle, so he flies through it on his mostly cool ship, the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Playable Characters|Stinkowing]]. The shadowy figure launches a fleet in retaliation, including [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#harvax xvii|Harvax XVII]], a robotic gangster full of prawns. This backfires on the shadowy figure; not only does Stinkoman defeat Harvax, but he eats the prawns inside, causing him to fall asleep at the fortress's doorstep while the figure grows impatient. 1-Up grows a prodigious beard and Pan Pan has a hundred babies.

Reaching the fortress's inner sanctum, Stinkoman finds 1-Up and Pan Pan and comes face to face with the shadowy kidnapper, revealed to be [[Z Sabre]]. Z Sabre attempts to destroy Stinkoman so that he can become "the guy", but 1-Up tosses Stinkoman his Power Crunch, powering him up and allowing him to defeat Z Sabre. Refusing to admit defeat, Z Sabre unleashes his "pet", [[Mecha-Trogador]]; Stinkoman destroys the robot, but this causes its crystal heart to start exploding, forcing everyone to escape before the fortress collapses. With Mecha-Trogador destroyed, the crystals powering him are freed, and 1-Up and Stinkoman propose keeping them out of the wrong hands as a potential sequel or animated series, with [[Marzi-Mei]] and [[Cheatball]] wanting to join. Unbeknownst to them, Z Sabre has survived the fortress's destruction and gained a mouth.

==History==
[[File:TBC at NYU Stinkoman20X6.JPG|thumb|A preview of the game shown [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|at New York University]] a few weeks before its initial release.]]
''Stinkoman 20X6'' was created with programmer and then-frequent collaborator [[Jonathan Howe]]. Howe [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#Games - 4:30 p.m.|built a level editor]] in [[Flash]] that allowed [[the Brothers Chaps]] to directly construct the level designs, reducing the need for his direct involvement despite the brothers' relative lack of Flash programming ability. The game was first demonstrated at [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|a 2005 talk at NYU]] shortly before its version 1.0 launch on March 21, 2005.

The first nine levels of ''Stinkoman 20X6'' were released over a six-month period in 2005. The game's levels had grown progressively larger and more complex {{--}} as Mike related in [[Bobby Blackwolf Interview - 5 Sep 2005|a 2005 interview]], their use of unique per-level mechanics meant that the production of each level was requiring essentially the same amount of effort as making an entirely new game for the site {{--}} and after completing 5 or 6 stages, the decision was made to conclude the game after ten levels.

{{seemain|Development of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10}}
Due to a variety of factors, the tenth and final level would not see completion for well over a decade. Production on the tenth level [[hiatus|went on hold]] sometime after the ninth level's release in 2005 and did not reenter active development until 2017, now led by programmer [[Jez Swanson]]; after several additional delays, the level 10 update was released alongside a [[Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer|promotional trailer]] on December 20, 2020.

As of the [[post-Flash site update]] on December 31, 2020, the game has numerous [[Stinkoman 20X6 Glitches#Ruffle|glitches]] (including certain levels being unplayable) due to issues with [[Ruffle]]. The Brothers Chaps have promised that {{prs|1349884155576737793|14|Jan|2021|alt=the problem is being worked on}}, and will be fixed someday in the future.

===Updates===
[[File:lastleveltocome.png|thumb|The tenth level of ''Stinkoman 20X6'' was released over fifteen years after level 9.]]
*'''Debut: Version 1.0''' {{--}} Monday, March 21, 2005
**Game released with Levels 1, 2, and 3, and their Stinkomanual articles
**Also [[videlectrix.com#March 21, 2005|announced on Videlectrix.com]]
*'''Version 2.0''' {{--}} Tuesday, April 26, 2005
**Level 4 added with Stinkomanual article
**[[Site Components#NavBar|NavBar]] added
*'''Version 3.0''' {{--}} Monday, May 9, 2005
**Level 5 added with Stinkomanual article
*'''Version 4.0''' {{--}} Monday, May 16, 2005
**Level 6 added
**Tuesday, May 24, 2005 {{--}} Level 6's Stinkomanual article added
*'''Version 5.0''' {{--}} Monday, July 4, 2005
**Level 7 added
**Wednesday, July 6, 2005 {{--}} Level 7's Stinkomanual article added
*'''Version 6.0''' {{--}} Monday, August 1, 2005
**Level -0 added with Stinkomanual article
*'''Version 7.1''' {{--}} Monday, September 5, 2005
**Level 9 added with Stinkomanual article
**Minor menu changes
**Shooting mechanism altered
*'''Version 8.0''' {{--}} Sunday, December 20, 2020
**Level 10 added with Stinkomanual article
**New Mode difficulty added
**[[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic|Intro cinematic]] added
**[[Stinkoman 20X6 Trivia#Version 8.0 (Level 10)|Other changes]]
*'''Version 8.0.1''' {{--}} Between January 14 and 19, 2021
**Some issues caused by [[Ruffle]] addressed

==Easter Eggs==
*Hover the mouse below "Controls" on the main menu to access the [[Stinkomanual]].
**On slower connections, the words "loading manuél" appear while the Stinkomanual loads.
**As of the Level 10 update, the Stinkomanual is now a regular menu option.
*Wait long enough at the title screen to see an [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough#Transcript|intro cinematic]].
*Stay still long enough and Stinkoman will yawn.
**On the Level 4 stages, after yawning Stinkoman will rest against his giant fist.
**On the Level 5 stages, {{Film|1-Up}} will fall asleep and blow a snot bubble.
**On the Level 7 stages, Stinkoman will shiver and eventually freeze (this costs one unit of energy.)
*The player can find various invisible platforms by jumping around on different parts of the levels.
*Upon completing the end credits, a link for the HD uncompressed version of the intro appears.

== Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===
{{see|Stinkoman 20X6 Trivia}}

=== Remarks ===
{{see|Stinkoman 20X6 Remarks}}

=== Goofs ===
{{see|Stinkoman 20X6 Goofs}}

=== Glitches ===
{{see|Stinkoman 20X6 Glitches}}

=== Inside References ===
{{see|Stinkoman 20X6 Inside References}}

=== Real-World References ===
{{see|Stinkoman 20X6 Real-World References}}

=== Fast Forward ===
{{see|Stinkoman 20X6 Fast Forward}}

== External Links ==
{{nextlinks|action=play|stinkogame|old=stinkogame/v7/stinkogame}}
*[[oldhr:stinkogame/v7/objectLibrary.swf|view the Stinkoman 20X6 object library]]
*listen to the game music ([[videlectrix:songs/stinkoman_level1.mp3|Level 1]], [[videlectrix:songs/stinkoman_level2.mp3|Level 2]], [[videlectrix:songs/stinkoman_cutscene.mp3|cutscene]])

{{Stinkoman 20X6}}
{{VidelectrixGames}}

[[Category:Stinkoman 20X6|*]]

Needlepernt

2026-08-02T10:02:24Z

DEIDATVM: transcript detail/accuracy

{{watchtoon|needlepoint.html|watch|HR}}
[[Image:Needlepoint.png|thumb|Bless This Mess!]]
A seemingly [[Unfinished Cartoons|unfinished short]] and soundless cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn needlepoint picture. This page is not linked to from anywhere on the site (although it was briefly featured on the [[Index Page Messages#Old Crap Corner|Old Crap Corner]] in February 2021).

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Running Time:''' 0:07

'''Page Title:''' Bless This Mess!

==Transcript==
''{Open on a framed needlepoint picture, hanging by string on a nail in a wall with a yellow rose design in vertical green stripes alternating with yellow stripes. In the picture, Strong Bad is rendered in cross-stitch on the left side, standing in a textile field with similarly cross-stitched clouds. Cross-stitch Homestar Runner slowly walks up from the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth, apparently saying something. The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears at the bottom of the picture, rendered in smaller cross-stitch.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*According to a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet on {{prs|1356284465677537280|1|Feb|2021|alt=February 1, 2021}}, this was "going to be an ongoing feature wherein needlepointy versions of us would offer pearls of Grandma's Wall-style wisdom".

===Real-World References===
*The page title "Bless This Mess!" is a reference to the phrase "Bless This House", which is often seen on needlepoint pictures.
**Additionally, "Bless This Mess!" is also a needlepoint picture seen in [[Wikipedia:Ned Flanders|Ned Flanders]]' closet from [[The Simpsons]].

===Fast Forward===
*A needlepoint portrait of [[Cold Ones]] would later appear in [[property of ones]], using the same needlepoint theme, wallpaper, picture frame, and font.
*A scene similar to this cartoon briefly appears in [[From the Vault]]. [[Mike Chapman]] describes it as "a little needlepoint action."

==External Links==
{{nextlinks|needlepoint|old=needlepoint}}

[[Category:Secret Pages]]
[[Category:Old Crap Corner]]

Strong Bad Email Spin-offs

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[[Image:Doppelgangers.png|thumb|Just look at all these Strong Bad-related faces.]]

''From [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|"A Date with Homestar Runner"]]:''
<blockquote>'''AUDIENCE QUESTION:''' When Teen Girl Squad was created in one of [Strong Bad]'s emails, did you expect that it would become such an entity unto itself? 
'''[[MATT CHAPMAN]]:''' No. We never, at any time... 
'''[[MIKE CHAPMAN]]:''' All that stuff: Trogdor and Stinkoman and... 
'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Strong Bad just keeps making new brands for us on accident.</blockquote>

Many [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] toons, series, characters, and enterprises '''spun off from one-off gags in [[Strong Bad Email]]s'''. Listed below are all the spin-offs in chronological order.
{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable" width="100%"
! # !! Email title !! Spin-off(s) !! Reason for spin-off
|-
| 2 || [[homsar]] || [[Homsar]] || [[Poorly Written Emails|A spelling blunder]] in which email sender Vinnie C. writes "Homsar" instead of "[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]".
|-
| 9 || [[i love you]] || [[Fhqwhgads]], [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] || The name of the email sender, Fhqwhgads, is later used in a [[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Everybody to the Limit|music video]], and is occasionally referenced later on.
|-
| 11 || [[i rule]] || [[Strong Badia]] || Email sender Mike, UK, asks Strong Bad if he is so evil, then why he doesn't rule the world or at least some kind of field. Strong Bad contradicts this by introducing the public to his domain.
|-
| 16 || [[band names]] || [[Lazor]], [[Bigg Nife]], [[Taranchula]] and [[Limozeen]] || Possible names for email sender Dan's band.
|-
| 17 || [[studying]] || [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] || Writer of the book "[[This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]", mentioned in the email.
|-
| 29 || [[superhero name]] || [[Strong Badman]] || Email sender Stiny wonders why Strong Bad's name doesn't end in "man".
|-
| 32 || [[flag day]] || [[Strong Badia National Anthem]], Strong Badian Flag || Strong Bad and The Cheat hold a flag-raising ceremony.
|-
| 37 || [[dullard]] || [[Dullard]] Comic Strips || Comics posted in Strong Bad's cubicle while he uses methods to describe to email sender Jason how to deal with office dullards.
|-
| 45 || [[techno]] || [[The System is down (song)|The System is Down]] || Strong Bad describes what techno music sounds like.
|-
| 47 || [[new hands]] || [[These peoples try to fade me]] || Coach Z briefly sings with Strong Bad accompanying on his buckethand.
|-
| 48 || [[ghosts]] || [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] || The ghost of the exploded [[Tandy 400]] haunts Strong Badia.
|-
| 49 || [[theme party]] || [[Circles]] || Strong Bad gives an example of white blues to play at a frat party.
|-
| 51 || [[website]] || [[Strong Sad's Lament]] || Strong Bad links to [[Strong Sad]]'s blog in his [[Strong Bad's Website|website]].
|-
| 52 || [[island]] || [[Stinkoman]] || Strong Bad later gives the name Homestar calls him to an [[anime]]-like fighter.
|-
| 53 || [[comic]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || Email sender Brittany asks Strong Bad to create a comic about her friends.
|-
| 57 || [[japanese cartoon]] || [[20X6]], [[1-Up]], [[Pan Pan]] || Email sender James F. asks Strong Bad what he would look like if he were a Japanese cartoon. The result is not only an anime version of Strong Bad, but also a whole anime universe version of the Homestar universe.
|-
| 58 || [[dragon]] || [[Trogdor]], [[The S is for Sucks Dragon]], [[Wormdingler]], [[Skills of an Artist]] || Email sender Kaizer asks Strong Bad to draw a [[Dragons|dragon]].
|-
| 62 || [[interview]] || [[Kerrek]] || Name of the email sender that Strong Bad likes so much that he decides to use it as a character in Trogdor's world (and also as a [[Peasant's Quest]] character).
|-
| 66 || [[the show]] || [[The Show]] || Strong Bad shows footage from Homestar's game show when Tori asks why Homestar doesn't do anything funny anymore.
|-
| 72 || [[crazy cartoon]] || [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] || Strong Bad is asked what his craziest cartoon would be like.
|-
| 80 || [[stunt double]] || [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series || Email sender Louis asks Strong Bad if he has ever used a [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]], which he claims to have never done, and he demonstrates using some movies involving him as a crime fighter.
|-
| 81 || [[date]] || [[Bear Holding a Shark]] || This was first seen as a means of security countermeasure in Strong Badia to prevent The Cheat from touching the [[Tire]].
|-
| 82 || [[impression]] || [[Jhonka]] || Strong Bad came up with this name when he noticed that the email sender did not sign their name. As with Kerrek, Jhonka became a Trogdor and Peasant's Quest character.
|-
| 84 || [[kids' book]] || [[That Time of Year]], [[Strong Bad Classics!]] || Strong Bad attempts to write children's books by tampering with some of [[Leomard Sportsinterviews]]' books.
|-
| 86 || [[no loafing]] || [[Mendelev]] || The name on the Tandy 400 later became a Peasant's Quest character.
|-
| 92 || [[kind of cool]] || [[Senor Cardgage]] || Email sender Jordan asks Strong Bad what he would be like if he wasn't the stylish, buff, handsome man in a wrestling mask that he is.
|-
| 93 || [[army]] || [[Homestarmy]], [[Frank Bennedetto]], [[Cheat Commandos]], [[Firebert]] || The Cheat (as Firebert) goes on a reconnaissance mission, and his alter ego spawns an entire line of [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe|G.I. Joe]]-type crime fighters.
|-
| 94 || [[video games]] || [[Thy Dungeonman]] series (and its [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|main character]]), [[StrongBadZone]], [[Vector Strong Bad]], [[A Splode]], [[RhinoFeeder]], and [[Secret Collect]] || Strong Bad is asked what he would look like in a video game. In addition to three games starring himself, he also creates a text adventure where the protagonist explores a dungeon.
|-
| 100 || [[flashback]] || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]] || The story that Strong Bad was about to tell Homestar Runner, when he is congratulated on his 100th email. It later became a [[Flash]] cartoon.
|-
| 109 || [[crying]] || [[Li'l Brudder]], [[Tendafoot]] || Strong Bad attempts to make Homestar [[Crying|cry]] by drawing a one-legged [[Dogs|puppy]]; he also insults [[Strong Sad]] by comparing him to another drawing: a two-legged [[elephant]]. The puppy and the elephant later get their own [[The Li'l Brudder Show|TV show]].
|-
| 110 || [[for kids]] || [[Stave It Off Guy]] || He appears during ''What Do You Know, Haddi Man?''.
|-
| 111 || [[other days]] || [[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]] series || Strong Bad, describing what he does the days when he doesn't check emails, reveals Friday is Business Casual Friday at the office.
|-
| 117 || [[montage]] || [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] || Strong Bad explains that all of his different montages (save for the end credits photo montage) would feature a wagon full of pancakes.
|-
| 118 || [[virus]] || [[Main Page 22]] || The [[Compy 386]] is infected with 423,827 [[The Virus|viruses]] that proceed to infect the rest of [[homestarrunner.com]] and later one of the [[Main Pages]].
|-
| 119 || [[animal]] || [[Sterrance]] and [[Da Huuuuuudge]] || Strong Bad describes what he would look like if he were a [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals|made-up animal]].
|-
| 133 || [[bottom 10]] || [[Jibblies Painting]] and [[Shut Up, Lady]] || Strong Bad talks about the Jibblies Painting for number nine of his Bottom 10, and while expressing his disdain for ridiculously named chocolate desserts for number three, Shut Up, Lady makes her first appearance.
|-
| 140 || [[high school]] || [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]] || Strong Bad begins his fictional childhood remembrance with his teenage years as part of a group of teenage sleuths. [[Teenage Strong Bad]] would later return in [[alternate universe]] and a variation of him in [[imaginary]], before a "full" episode aired in [[Halloween Hijinks]].
|-
| 151 || [[senior prom]] || [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!]] || The email starts off as an episode of "The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show," but is later interrupted to play the email.
|-
| 165 || [[strong badathlon]] || [[DNA Evidence]] || [[Marzipan]] informs Homsar that DNA evidence has been tampered with. A [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|subplot]] begins to build up through the next five emails that is elaborated and resolved in the toon.
|-
| 175 || [[concert]] || [[sloshy]] || Strong Bad begins to like (and then dislike) a band that is not metal.
|-
| 177 || [[original]] || [[Onion Bubs]] || Strong Bad claims Onion Bubs was a fan-favorite guest [[Bubs]] who ran the [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]] some time in between [[Original Bubs]]' departure and Bubs' addition to the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] cast.
|-
| 188 || [[fan club]] || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || [[The Deleteheads]] discuss if the non-sequitur champion is Homsar or Senor Cardgage. Homsar wins, leading Senor Cardgage to serve a punishment.
|-
| 200 || [[email thunder]] || [[Hremails]] || Homestar reveals that he also hosts a show where he answers emails from fans with humorous results.
|}

{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|*]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Dot Com

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Oftentimes, characters in Homestar Runner will make reference to '''top-level domains''' such as '''.com''' in a humorous fashion, often using the domain as a noun.

== Dot Com ==
*[[Thorax Corporation]] {{--}} The site makes repeated reference to "Second Income Stream dot com", with variants "Circus Income Dreams dot com", "Second Income Streak dot com", "Second Income Street dot com", "Second Ingrown Stream dot com", "Second Income Trees dot com", and "Second Income Dream dot com".
*[[First Time Here?]] {{--}} Homestar calls the website "homestarrunner.net" and misinterprets [[Cherry Greg]]'s correction as a reminder that the subtitle of the site is "It's Dot Com".
*[[April Fool 2014]] {{--}} Homestar Runner refers to [[homestarrunner.com]] as "my dot-com" twice throughout the animation.
*[[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] {{--}} Homestar mistakes Strong Sad's costume for "Bill Murray from cartoon Ghostbusters from the voice of Garfield: The Movie dot com".
*[[Back To A Website]] {{--}} Homestar starts the cartoon off by explaining that he needs to type in one "dot-com" for each of the 25 years homestarrunner.com had been active.
** In a callback to First Time Here?, the past version of Homestar says "Welcome to homestarrunner.net: it's dot com, dot com, dot com, dot com...", continuing for a total of 26 "dot-com"s.

== Other top-level domain names ==
*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} The Brothers Chaps, in-character as themselves, say "this year we're partnering with halloweensafety.gov to raise awareness about halloween safety '''dot gov'''".

== Nonexistent top-level domain names ==
*[[pom pom]] {{--}} Homestar and Coach Z are seen having a conversation in which Homestar claims his website is under the '''.egg''' or '''.muffin''' domain.
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] {{--}} Bubs's business card notes his "EEEEEMAIL" as bubs@bubs'''.bubs'''.
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] {{--}} The theatrical trailer ends with "whatthepfargtl'''.egg'''".

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD

2026-07-28T10:26:54Z

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{{asbemaildiscnav}}
[[Image:50sbemailsnew.png|thumb|Watch as it cuts right through caked-on [[tape-leg]]!]]

'''''Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits'' DVD''' is a [[DVD]] containing 50 fan-favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]s as well as five additional "bonus" emails. Unlike how the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVDs took place in [[Strong Bad]]'s computer room, this DVD is styled like an {{w|infomercial}}, like as if "Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits" was an "{{w|as seen on TV}}" cleaning product.

This DVD was released on April 6, 2009 and cost $12. Special limited-time promotions in 2009 discounted the DVD, [[Store Front Page News 2009#April 6, 2009|offering it for free with the purchase of]] a [[Store T-shirts#tshirt_5dor|5-dor shirt]] or [[Store Front Page News 2009#August 27, 2009|reducing the price to $10.44]]. In addition to the main [[Yahoo Store]], this DVD was sold in the [[Telltale Games]] online store alongside other [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] merchandise to promote [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].

The DVD is no longer available for purchase. Though both [[strongbad_email.exe]] and [[Everything Else]] were reprinted in the 2020s, ''50 Greatest Hits'' has not been rereleased after selling out in the early '10s.

==FBI Warning==

The FBI Warning for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

===Transcript===

''{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}''

'''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

''{Strong Bad pops up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's my rousing impression of you people whose favorite SBEmail didn't make it on this DVD: ''{clears throat}'' Wah wah wah wah snot sniff wah.

''{The audience is roused.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bows to the audience}'' A-thank you! A-thank you! ''{pops down offscreen}''

== Introduction ==
[[Image:Clumsyman.png|thumb|"If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund."]]
Introduction for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Clumsyman, Announcer, An Actual Scientist

===Transcript===
''{Start in grayscale indicating sadness. Clumsyman is trying to hold on to a bunch of sbemail DVDs.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tired of juggling all those unwanted sbemails?

''{Clumsyman lets out a [[Balding Man|frustrated moan]]. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits (in color) comes onto the screen. A yellow burst comes out of the bottle.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Then try new Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits! Watch as it cuts right through caked-on 'tapeleg'!

''{A section of tile with 'tapeleg' written in a barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...And works wonders on greasy 'huttah'!

''{A section of tile with 'huttah' written in an unknown food is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. An Actual Scientist is shown swirling a beaker and a test tube full of red liquid. "Actual Science Lab" is posted on a sign behind him.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The secret is in the concentrated power of classic sbemail! 'sisters', 'dragon', 'virus', 'your funeral':{{--}}

''{The names of the emails show up in bubbly clouds as they're mentioned.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}they all combine in one hot foaming action{{--}}

''{They combine as "HOT FOAMING ACTION!"; it appears on the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}that powers away excess sbemails two at a time!

''{A section of tile with 'sugarbob' and '12:00' written in barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits is shown.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits... holy crap!

''{Clumsyman is back onscreen with a bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and gives a thumbs up.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{speedtalking}'' Order now! Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' All Easter eggs disabled during 'play all' mode.

''{The spoken text appears on the screen, preceeded by an asterisk.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund.

''{The spoken text appears, followed by the main menu.}''

''{After some time has passed, cut to Clumsyman holding three uncolored Strong Bad heads. The words "HURRY!" and "Act Now!" appear.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Hurry and act now, time is running out! This inedible offer won't last forever!

''{"INEDIBLE OFFER!" appears as it's said. Clumsyman begins fumbling with the Strong Bad heads. A timer stating "Only 8 seconds left!" appears and counts down to zero.}''

== Contents ==

===Emails===

<table>
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
: 1. [[some kinda robot]]
: 9. [[i love you]]
: 10. [[trevor the vampire]]
: 16. [[band names]]
: 26. [[CGNU]]
: 29. [[superhero name]]
: 35. [[sisters]]
: 36. [[guitar]]
: 41. [[invisibility]]
: 42. [[action figure]]
: 45. [[techno]]
: 53. [[comic]]
: 57. [[japanese cartoon]]
: 58. [[dragon]]
: 61. [[monster truck]]
: 68. [[caper]]
: 69. [[personal favorites]]
: 72. [[crazy cartoon]]
: 80. [[stunt double]]
: 84. [[kids' book]]
: 87. [[mile]]
: 91. [[caffeine]]
: 93. [[army]]
: 94. [[video games]]
: 99. [[different town]]
: 100. [[flashback]]
: 104. [[theme park]]
: 106. [[dangeresque 3]]
: 109. [[crying]]
: 110. [[for kids]]
: 117. [[montage]]
: 118. [[virus]]
: 120. [[radio]]
: 126. [[best thing]]
: 133. [[bottom 10]]
: 136. [[geddup noise]]
: 138. [[space program]]
: 141. [[death metal]]
: 143. [[technology]]
: 145. [[myths & legends]]
: 150. [[alternate universe]]
: 152. [[isp]]
: 155. [[theme song]]
: 161. [[4 branches]]
: 167. [[the movies]]
: 168. [[your funeral]]
: 179. [[pizza joint]]
: 180. [[slumber party]]
: 188. [[fan club]]
: 200. [[email thunder]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

=== Bonus ===
: 50. [[50 emails]]
: 92. [[kind of cool]]
: 119. [[animal]]
: 176. [[hygiene]]
: 194. [[specially marked]]

==== Bonus Menu Transcript ====

''{Choosing "But Wait, There's More!" brings up the bonus menu. "But Wait, There's More!" flies by and goes offscreen left.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' But wait, there's more! You get a second bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits...

''{Two bottles of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appear.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...the concentrated tub paste...

''{A plastic tub of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...and the 'pointilator' sponge absolutely free!

''{A cursor-shaped sponge appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Plus THESE additional sbemails!

''{Bonus Menu options appear.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* On the bonus page, if the remote is pressed right from the Main button three times, a pixelated palm tree will become highlighted. Clicking on it plays [[take-a-break.exe]].
* Pressing right three times with [[space program]] highlighted shows the [[Space Program Alternate Take|alternate take]] from [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]].

==Fun Facts==
*The case depicts [[Strong Bad smiling]].
*The introduction video can be seen on the website by clicking "pine-fresh scent" on the DVD's advertisement on the main page.
*The scientist in the intro video is played by [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Clumsyman is played by Adam Sterritt.
*The opening video contains references to several emails missing from the DVD, including [[tape-leg]], [[huttah!]], [[12:00]] and [[sugarbob]].
**The [[Yahoo Store]] description for the DVD also references the exclusion of tape-leg in addition to that of [[boring (really)]], which is not referenced at all in the intro.
*It seems that the uncolored Strong Bad heads from the main menu's Easter egg come from the Strong Bad mask used by Matt in [[Sample of Style Too]].

==External Links==
{{nextlinks|toons/50best-intro|twitter=914200808778031104|noquotes=true|title=the introduction video|old=50best_promo|oldnohtml=true}}
{{nextlinks|forum=15233}}

{{SBDVD}}

[[Category:DVDs]]
[[Category: Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]]

huttah!

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{{sbenav}}

[[Image:sbmail60picture.png|thumb|"I think The Cheat is deleted."]]

Strong Bad tries to fight off hordes of The Cheat's fans.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, January 28, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:35

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
How come you never let The Cheat 
answer any emails? 
 
Lasko 
Milwaukee, WI</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Lasko" low, long, and drawn-out like a foghorn and says "WI" as "Wisacondasin"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Lasko ''{said as before}'', The Cheat is not very popular and he never really gets many emails and um, to tell you the truth, I don't even think he has a computer. ''{stops typing}'' All right, next email.

''{He makes a vocal sound effect as the next email scrolls up (henceforth "vocal sfx"), and starts reading.}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad! 
 
i love The Cheat! can you ask him for 
me if he is taken? because i like him 
WAY better then you 
 
-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading at "i like him WAY better then—"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, seen enough of that one.

''{vocal sfx; reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
You and the Cheat are the only reason 
I go on this website. Actually just 
the Cheat, but you are ok too. 
 
Love, 
Mito</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading for a second after the first sentence, and says "Oh, thank you." His mood sours for the rest of the email, however, and Strong Bad says "Dumpo" instead of "Mito"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Geez, all these Cheat emails. Moving on.

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">MOVING ON!!</blockquote>

''{Cut to The Cheat watching the email on [[Tangerine Dreams]] in his computer room. He gets progressively angrier with each email Strong Bad deletes.}''

''{vocal sfx; reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
I think The Cheat is hot. Could 
you hook us up? 
 
Haelee, 
Utah</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's funny, Haelee. I think The Cheat is deleted. ''{imitates buzzer noise}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!!</blockquote>

''{vocal sfx, reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad 
 
My girlfriend thinks The Cheat 
is cute. 
 
Tyler, 
California</blockquote>

''{The Cheat storms off in a fit. Cut back to just Strong Bad at Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, people! He's not even that cute. He looks like a... a cheese. ''{The Cheat walks up to him, glaring}'' Or maybe an anvil.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{nervously}'' Uhhh... which are two of the finest things in life. A cheese... or an anvil. Hey, The Cheat. Just, uh, talking you up to one of the fans here.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. So you been... watching the email, huh?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I haven't been holding out on you. I made all those emails up! Uh, most of the emails you get are not that friendly, lemme tell you. If you just turn around for a second, I could show you... ''{pause}'' HUTTAH! ''{He quickly tapes a piece of paper to Compy reading "the cheat" covering the place where Strong Bad's name usually appears}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">DEAR the cheat 
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT??? 
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID! 
 
I HATE YOU, 
HOLMES, California</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads in a loud monotone to reflect the caps lock being on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to The Cheat}'' See? This guy doesn't like that you don't have a shirt on, and he thinks your gloves are stupid. ''{opens new email}'' And then there's this one:

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear the cheat 
 
how do you type with boxing 
gloves on your hands? 
 
derek</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To The Cheat}'' I've been wondering about that, too. What is with you and those boxing gloves anyway?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Grumpy The Cheat noises, and a black cloud of smoke escapes from his head. He walks away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So okay bye! Whooh. I think I handled that pretty well. That coulda been... awkward. I deserve a reward. ''{He runs take-a-break.exe, which is a screen saver of a beach}'' Aahhh... so relaxing. Fshhhhhhhhh! Fshhhhhhhhh! Listen to the waves, man. ''{A bird flaps past.}'' Oh, hello my wingèd friend!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the very end, while Strong Bad is watching "Take-a-break.exe", click on the bird to [[Miscellaneous Downloads|download]] "[[take-a-break.exe]]" for Windows or Mac.
**The downloadable version does not play sound when the seagull flaps its wings.

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad checking more than one email]].
*The first line of the two emails that Strong Bad pretended were addressed to The Cheat originally read "DEAR STRONG BAD!" and "Dear strong bad," respectively (punctuation and capitalization shown as in the originals).
*This is the only email with an exclamation mark in the title.
*The label on the disk in the [[floppy disk container]] reads "[[starflight|star flight]]".
*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails."
*This email doesn't appear in the [[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]], but its name does appear in the intro getting cleaned by the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits cleaning spray, and the [[take-a-break.exe]] download from this email appears in an Easter egg on the DVD.
**Out of the four emails cleaned in the intro, it is the only one which is not in [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]], as the other three ([[tape-leg]], [[12:00]], and [[sugarbob]]) are in that DVD.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad knows perfectly well that The Cheat has a computer, as he used it in [[weird dream]], forwarded an email to him in [[i she be]], and has also evaluated [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons on it.
*Despite his usual disdain for [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|birds]], as displayed in the [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics, Strong Bad refers to the seagull as his wingèd friend. This may just be because he's relaxed, however.
*At the end of the second fake "Dear The Cheat" email, Strong Bad is heard hitting a key just as he usually does to clear the screen or bring up a new email. However, the email remains on-screen.
*The Cheat appears to be watching the email on the website, but as this email was produced before the menu bar was introduced, the menu bar below the email is missing.

===Goofs===
*After The Cheat leaves his computer to confront Strong Bad, the a> prompt disappears on the Compy and does not return until Strong Bad sticks the paper on the screen.
*The contrast buttons do not work after The Cheat leaves.

===Inside References===
*This is another mention of [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|Strong Bad's typing with boxing gloves on]].
*Strong Bad compares The Cheat to a [[cheese]] and an [[anvil]].
*Wingèd is another instance of the [[-èd]] pronunciation.
*Strong Bad [[Blatant Lies|blatantly lies]] to The Cheat about getting emails addressed to him.

===Fast Forward===
*In [[cheatday]], Strong Bad claims that he lets The Cheat answer emails once a year as a special treat.
*In [[Weclome Back]], the Atari bird returns on the tropical island and passes Bubs's [[Baloney Sammich Truck]].
*The Cheat is again compared to an anvil in [[retirement]].
*In [[Date Nite]], The Cheat is again compared to cheese.

== DVD Version ==
*While take-a-break.exe isn't downloadable, a demo of the program can be viewed by clicking on a hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom-left corner of the Compy 386's screen.

== External Links ==
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*[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/take-a-break.exe Download take-a-break.exe for Windows (exe) (mirror)]
*[[HR:take-a-break.mov|download take-a-break.exe for Mac (mov)]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]

2010 Calendar

2026-07-25T14:31:28Z

DEIDATVM: undo revision 840010; I'm not convinced that isn't just a star cluster/cloud or damage to the paper (which can be seen elsewhere in the scan)

[[File:Homestar 2010 calendar.jpg|thumb|250px|2010 Calendar]]
The Homestarrunner.com '''2010 Calendar''' was a calendar that was made available from the [[Yahoo Store|Store]] on December 1, 2009 and was discontinued with the release of the [[2011 Calendar]]. As well as the normal holidays such as Christmas or St. Patrick's Day, it also includes some completely made-up [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] holidays. The back of the calendar boasts, "BACK OF CALENDAR! All 12 months!" and the front reads, "Now Includes February!! (Thanks for the tip!!)"

On the [[FeedBurner Page|RSS feed]], [[Bubs]] talks about this calendar as though he were selling it, saying things like, "if calling this a 'swimsuit calendar' will make you buy it, then I'll say that too!" In [[Homestar Ruiner]], the first episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] (released over a year prior), Bubs's phone tree says, "for calendars, press 1."

{{CalendarTOC}}

== January ==
[[Image:jan10.jpeg|thumb|"Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty."]]

The January page shows a picture of [[Trogdor]] drawn in pencil with shading, as he is seen when [[Strong Bad]] sings "Trogdor!" in [[dragon]]. There is also a [[peasant]] with his head on fire, a burning [[Thatched-Roof Cottage|cottage]], and the picture of Trogdor "as a man". There are also some hills in the background along with a few trees, and the words "Trogdor the burninator" can be seen in the lower left-hand corner, in Olde English Text MT font.
====Quote====
"Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty." (from [[dragon]])
====Holidays====
*New Year's Day (January 1)
*[[japanese cartoon|Stinko-day]] (January 6)
*[[Trogday (holiday)|Trogday]] (January 13)
*[[Wikipedia:Martin Luther King Jr. Day|Martin Luther King, Jr. Day]] (January 18)
*Feast of [[Mendelev]] (January 21)
*Feast of [[Dongolev]] (January 22)

== February ==
[[Image:feb10.png|thumb|"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"]]

The February page shows a picture of [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] with his nunchuck gun, [[Renaldo]], [[Dangeresque Too]] with a rope tied around his waist due to lack of special effects, and an [[explosion]] appearing in the background. The [[Gremlin]] is also poking out, and the word "[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]" can be seen at the bottom.
====Quote====
"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!" (originally from [[stunt double]])
====Holidays====
*[[Renaldo]]'s Retirement Party (February 5, 12, 19, and 26)
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Vamlumtime's Day]] (February 14)

== March ==
[[Image:mar10.png|thumb|"Excuse me Belinda, can you give me bank my tenny show?"]]

This shows a picture of [[Homestar Runner]] wearing a headband and holding up an [[Air Cardgage]] shoe (the shoe's logo and name can be seen above the picture.) [[Senor Cardgage]] himself can be seen off to the side, but blurry, and the bottom reads, "Available exclusively at ''[[Styles Upon Styles]]''."
====Quote====
"Excuse me Belinda, can you give me bank my tenny show?" (calendar exclusive)
====Holidays====
*[[Wikipedia:Ides of March|Ides of Cardgage]] (March 15, the real holiday is "The Ides of March")
*[[Wikipedia:Saint Patrick's Day|St. Patrick's Day]] (March 17)
*[[your funeral|Zombie Uprising 2046]] (March 31)
*[[Senor Mortgage|No Probalo]] Day? (empty day after March 31)

== April ==
[[Image:apr10.png|thumb|"Let's get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!"]]

This page shows the [[Teen Girl Squad]], with [[Cheerleader]] saying, "calendars are so boring." Her shirt reads, "guh earl". They are about to be attacked from all sides by a lawnmower, a Growlback, a tentacle, a bull, a lightning bolt with blood on it, a pile of sludge, eyeballs, a missile labeled "Pukey", and the [[Arrow'd Guy]] spitting saws and wearing a snake as a tie.
====Quote====
"Let's get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!" (from [[comic]])
====Holidays====
*"Kiss-a-[[The Gregs|Greg]] Day ([[April Fools' Day|he he he]])" (April 1)
*[[Easter]] (April 4)
*[[Fighting Growlbacks|Growlback]] Spirit Day (April 9)
*[[Cheatday]] (April 18)
*[[Catch Phrases#Teen Girl Squad|Look So Good Day]] (April 28)

==May==
[[Image:may10.png|thumb|"We're from the band Limozeen!"]]

This page shows a picture of [[Limozeen]] below text reading "Keep on Zeenin'!!" Surrounded by that are other pictures of the band, such [[Gary Palaroncini|Gary]] playing the guitar, the [[privileges|hardest chord ever]], [[Mary Palaroncini|Mary]] drumming with no shirt on, the band from the [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]], and the band from the [[Limozeen Coloring Book]], all with a fluorescent colored piece of construction paper around the clippings. Limozeen is written in the bottom center.
====Quote====
"We're from the band Limozeen!" (from a [[flashback]] Easter egg)
====Holidays====
*St. Palaroncini's Day (May 5)
*{{wp|Mother's Day}} (May 9)
*Leather Pants Festival (May 14)
*Leather Sock Festival (May 21)
*[[Senorial Day]] (May 24)

==June==
[[Image:jun10.jpeg|thumb|"What'd I tell you to do?" "To make good graphics" "GOOD GRAPHICS!"]]

This page has the [[Quote of the Week]] [[:File:Qow vidguys.png|head]] for the [[Videlectrix Guys]] on the television from the [[Videlectrix:videlectrix_catalog.html|game catalog]] menu on the [[Videlectrix]] website. Above the television, "Videlectrix" is written, along with the quote, "We use computers...to make video games!" To the left of the television is a graphic from [[Where's an Egg?]]. To the right is a graphic from [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]. Above the television are, from left to right, the box art for [[Thy Dungeonman]], a sprite of [[Stinkoman]], the [[Pigs on Head]] box art, and [[Rather Dashing]] with the robe and on fire. Below the television, from left to right, there is a distorted head of [[Vector Strong Bad]] from [[StrongBadZone]], a Trogdor sprite from [[Trogdor!]], the box art for [[Space Shipper]], and the kid from [[Kid Speedy]].
====Quote====
"What'd I tell you to do?" "To make good graphics" "GOOD GRAPHICS!" (from a [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg)
====Holidays====
*5.25-inch [[Floppy Disk]] Day of Remembrance (June 7)
*Strong Badia [[Flag Day]] (June 14)
*{{wp|Father's Day}} (June 20)
*[[Ye Flask|Flask-Getting]] Day ([[Canada]]) (June 25)

==July==
[[Image:jul10.jpeg|thumb|"It's dazzle-mazing!"]]

This page takes place in [[the field]]. In the style of [[Happy Fireworks]], it has [[The Cheat]] with [[fireworks]] (specifically, [[Fthoom-Bang]]) duct taped to him. Strong Bad is lighting one of the fireworks. [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]] sit in the background.
====Quote====
"It's dazzle-mazing!" (from [[Happy Fireworks]])
====Holidays====
*[[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwh-Day]] (July 1)
*[[Happy Fireworks]]! (July 4)
*[[Decemberween in July]] (July 12)

==August==
[[Image:aug10.jpeg|thumb|"I could be mistaken but are you asking for a CHALLENGE??!"]]

The picture, which is [[20X6]]-themed, features three sections. The left section shows [[1-Up]] holding the blue crystal shard in the mountainous region from [[Twenty THANXty Six]], with [[Z Sabre]] standing in the background. The middle section shows [[Stinkoman]] throwing the [[Cheatball]] and "lifting small rocks off the ground". The right section shows [[Pan Pan]] on [[Planet K]].
====Quote====
"I could be mistaken but are you asking for a CHALLENGE??!" (similar to a quote from [[Under Construction]])
====Holidays====
*[[Browntant]]'s Birthday (August 6)
*[[Lemke]] (August 13)
*[[Power Crunch]] Thursday! (August 19)
*National Day of Fighting and [[Challenge]] (August 23)

==September==
[[Image:sep10.png|thumb|"Well, folks, you know what that means...Now I'll do a dance."]]

This [[Old-Timey]]-themed page shows [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] on the left, with [[The Sneak]] and [[Strong Man]] behind him, pointing a gun at [[The Homestar Runner]] and [[Old-Timey Marzipan]]. [[Fat Dudley]] is standing behind them, with [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], [[Sickly Sam]], [[Rumble Red]], and [[Mr. Shmallow]] in the middle, between two sections of fence. Behind the right section of fence is [[The Moon]] and [[Old-Timey Bubs]], and behind the left fence side is [[The Barbershop Trio]].
====Quote====
"Well, folks, you know what that means...Now I'll do a dance." (from [[20X6 vs. 1936]])
====Holidays====
*[[Labor Dabor|Laybor Daybor]] (September 6)
*[[Wikipedia:Rosh Hashanah|Rosh Hashana]] (September 9)
*{{wp|Yom Kippur}} (September 18)
*First Contact w/ [[Rumble Red]] (September 21)
*Eat-A-Can-Day (September 27)

==October==
[[Image:oct10.png|thumb|"Come on in heeeeere!!"]]

This month has a tribute to every single [[Halloween costume]] ever worn by every main character in every Halloween 'toon at the time. Every single column consists of costumes worn by a certain character, and every row corresponds to a year (costumes of 2000, 2001, etc., with the exception of [[Homsar]]'s 2002 and 2003, which are switched) in which a Halloween 'toon was chronologically released. Homsar's column in 2000 features a dotted Homsar outline. The columns are (from left to right): [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cheat]], [[The King of Town]], and Homsar.
====Quote====
"Come on in heeeeere!!" (originally from [[bottom 10]])
====Holidays====
*[[No Loafing]] Day (October 6)
*{{wp|Columbus Day}} (October 11)
*[[Malloween]] (October 20)
*[[Halloween]] (October 31)

==November==
[[Image:nov10.jpeg|thumb|"I'm thankful for this bountiful Blue Laser Thanksgiving action playset!"]]

This page shows a scene from [[Let Us Give TANKS!]], with [[Gunhaver]] exploding out of the turkey and the turkey leg flying past. Behind him are the characters of the [[Cheat Commandos]] (from left to right): A [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[Crackotage]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Reynold]], [[Oliver Smidgen]], [[Fightgar]], [[Ripberger]], and [[Silent Rip]].
====Quote====
"I'm thankful for this bountiful Blue Laser Thanksgiving action playset!" (from [[Let Us Give TANKS!]])
====Holidays====
*{{wp|Veteran's Day}} (November 11)
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Blow Up an Ocean Day]] (November 16)
*[[Thanksgiving]] ([[Happy T!]]!) (November 25)
*[[Wikipedia:Black Friday (shopping)|Buy All Our Playsets & Toys Day]] (November 26)
*[[Wikipedia:Cyber Monday|Buy All Our Playsets & Toys Online Day]] (November 29)

==December==
[[Image:dec10.jpeg|thumb|"Foolish Homestar, Decemberween is not about getting people presents, It's about getting people GOOD presents!"]]

This page shows a picture with a green leaf border. It is a snowy day in [[Free Country, USA]], and Homestar (on the far left) is holding up a cup of [[Hot Jones]]. Strong Bad is holding up The Cheat so that he can put a carrot onto a snowman, who is actually just Strong Sad, who has a post-it note showing a top hat on his head, a pile of snow covering his body, coal buttons, and sticks where his arms should be, similar to [[Fall Float Parade]]. Strong Mad can be seen behind Strong Sad and on the right side of the picture.
====Quote====
"Foolish Homestar, Decemberween is not about getting people presents, It's about getting people GOOD presents!" (from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
====Holidays====
*{{wp|Hanukkah}} begins (December 2)
*[[fan club|12-Times-A-Day Day]] (December 12)
*Decemberweeve (December 24)
*[[Decemberween]] (December 25)
*New Year's Eve (December 31)
==See Also==
*[[2011 Calendar]]

[[Category:Store]]

Category talk:Video Games

2026-07-23T23:57:12Z

DEIDATVM: short reply

== Difference from Category:Games ==

What's the difference between this and [[:Category:Games]]? Obviously [[:Category:Board Games]] wouldn't fit as a subcategory here, but everything else in the Games category seems like it could fit just as easily here, and vice versa. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 06:25, 4 July 2026 (UTC)
:Hmm, yeah, I can't see anything that clearly distinguishes the two categories and unifies their respective contents, with both having a mix of very old and more "modern" games, and also of playable and non-playable games: [[:Category:Games]] has [[Slumber Party Games]], which is also that category's only game of the non-video type (due to the article excluding [[Clapping Party]]), while [[:Category:Video Games]] has the non-playable [[Typing Tutor Turbo]]. I should also note that the [[:Category:Videlectrix Games]] subcategory also has a mix of playable and non-playable games. The Games category also has the unfinished [[Homestar Runner RPG]], while the Video Games category also has some games menus, but only two ([[Handheld Games Menu]] and [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]]) of the three "playable" (including the [[Second Games Menu]]) and five total menus.
:At the very least, everything in the Games category apart from [[Games]] and [[Slumber Party Games]] seems like it should fit in the Video Games subcategory. {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 10:53, 4 July 2026 (UTC)
::This category was a more recent creation, and although I'm a fan of video games (to the point that I'm probably the most knowledgeable person in my region on certain video games), as someone who's no fan of seemingly arbitrarily created new categories (especially if, as noted, there are no obvious differences!), I instead suggest moving everything back to Category:Games. {{User:RickTommy/sig}} 23:46, 21 July 2026 (UTC)

::: As the person responsible for creating this category, I would like to explain the rationale behind this new category, but I am having a hard time remembering what I was thinking a year ago. So, looking back, every game on this site is essentially a Video Game, so there isn't any overlap between this and [[:Category:Games]], in practice. I ''think'' my rationale was whether or not the game is a Video Game in universe? But that's definitely not a rationale that I kept to the letter. My intent wasn't to create this category arbitrarily but to better delineate the different types of games especially now that board games are a thing. Unfortunately, even I'm having a hard time drawing clear lines between what's an in-universe Video Game vs. just a "plain old game".
::: A good example of something that I've [http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Astro-Lite_2600&diff=837594&oldid=819521 miscategorized] would be: [[Astro-Lite 2600]], which is based on {{w|Lite-Brite}} which is a ''physical'' game. This is also the reason why [[Homestar Runner's "Sid" Game]] remained in Games. [http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Who_Said_What_Now%3F&diff=837595&oldid=826133 This diff] for [[Who Said What Now?]] reinforces that thought: I was trying to categorize based on whether or not the game is a board game or video game, or something else in-universe. Present me would disagree with past me about that specific decision. Note that [[Strong Bad Talker]] also wouldn't be a video game.
::: Other games that I think would definitely fall under the "Video Game" category would be: [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] (based on {{w|Night Driver (video game)}}) and [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] (Which should be a parody of {{w|Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing}}, but looks like {{w|Space Invaders}} and {{w|Galaga}}).
::: But then what about [[Make-O Your Own Stinko]] and [[Egg Throwing Game]]? "Make-O Your Own Stinko" is based on a "Video Game Franchise" but it's about making comics. And "Egg Throwing Game" is about a "real-world activity" played in Video Game form (same for [[Kick The Cheat (game)]]).
::: I also added [[Super Kingio Bros.]] because it is parodying ''Video Games'' not just games in general.
::: Long story short: looking back, my intent was to try to delineate between Games (as a general concept), and Video Games (a more narrowly defined concept), not having taken into consideration that everything in this site is essentially a video game. I think a narrower, in-universe definition would be helpful, but even that can run into ambiguities since Video Games, in essence, are trying to emulate the real world in Electronic form. At a minimum, I do think we should try to delineate between "this is just a game, in general" and "this is relating to the video games as a specific concept", but to do so successfully, we'd need to draw clearer lines here.
::: Hopefully, I've gotten my point across, and I'm open to suggestions. If, ultimately, this isn't the right approach then we can bring everything back to the Games category. As I'm writing this, it occurred to me that "Super Kingio Bros." could also be a [[:Category:Video game references|Video game reference]]. However, what's the difference between a "Reference" and a game that completely parodies another? Are they same thing? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 08:49, 22 July 2026 (UTC)
::::Hm, seeing it laid out like that makes the pages chosen for each category make a little more sense. Still, with Category:Games having a description of "Behold, the games of homestarrunner.com!", it seems like it was intended to contain games playable by the viewer, as opposed to in-universe games. That seems like a more important distinction to me than "is this based on the concept of video games or of traditional games". {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 23:57, 23 July 2026 (UTC)

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== Summary ==
The [[Videlectrix Guys]] posing in their basement/office to promote the remaster of [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]].

== Licensing ==
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Webcomic Sightings

2026-07-19T09:06:37Z

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== 1019 ==
Halfway through the [http://www.fireball20xl.com/1019 review] of the game [http://www.fireball20xl.com/1019/wario-ware/1019-smooth-moves.mp3 Wario Ware: Smooth Moves], Homestar is quoted "No, I'm sorry. The correct answer... was email.", an obvious reference to [[Main Page 19]].

== [http://www.2pstart.com 2p Start] ==

*In [http://www.2pstart.com/2008/04/16/strongbad_emailexe/ comic 62], [[Wikipedia:Sam and Max|Sam and Max]] check an email from [[Strong Bad]] on the [[Lappy 486]]. This is a reference to [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]. The title of this comic is also Strongbad_email.exe. Also, in the last panel, Max says "It's time to [[Glossary#B|BURN]][[Trogdor|INATE]]!"

== 3rd Party Fantasy ==
*In [http://www.drunkduck.com/3rd_Party_Fantasy/index.php?p=25083 comic 41], Rem the mouse demon utters the word "[[Fhqwhgads|Fhgwhgads]]" [''sic''].

*In [http://www.drunkduck.com/3rd_Party_Fantasy/index.php?p=55134 comic 120], Master Mayer makes reference to [[Trogdor]] when he shouts "By Trogdor's Second Arm" [''sic''].

== 8-bit Theater ==
*A dark elf explains how evil a monster is, and Trogdor comes to mind. [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/05/20/episode-284-what-could-it-be/ Episode 284: What could it be?!]
*A [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/05/17/e3-05-youre-in-trouble| guest comic] contains Thief wearing a Strong Bad mask.


== Accidental Centaurs ==
*In a crossover with The Wotch on March 26, 2005, The Wotch's Robin (transformed into a dragon) shouts "BURNINATE!!" as he breathes fire at some winged monkeys. [http://www.accidentalcentaurs.com/archive.php?iid=20041079&ep=4]
*In a comic dated Wednesday, August 24, 2005, Lenny borrows a line from Senor Cardgage. [http://www.accidentalcentaurs.com/image.php?iid=20041206]

==[http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=1214 Akano's Comics]==
*The "Game Show" series has a slight resemblance to [[The Show]].
*In Comic 13, the line "What part of meet him at the stick were we wrong about?" is a reference to [[Where's the Cheat?]].
*The format of Comic 20 is similar to [[Strong Bad Email]].
*Comic 27's last frame is similar to "I really got, I really gotta pee" from [[extra plug]].
*In Comic 35, [[Trogdor]] is mentioned.
*In Comic 44, Akano's crying is similar to Homestar's crying over [[Li'l Brudder]], and [[Tendafoot]] is mentioned.
*Comic 65 is "When Bionicle and Homestar Runner Collide."
*Comic 67 references Strong Bad Email.
*Comic 71 has a similar "Pardon Our Problems" screen as the Fall Float Parade.
*There are several instances of [[-'d]].

==[http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=394 Alex's School Type Comics]==
*In [http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=202 Issue 36], James (one of the main characters) is "PENCIL'D!" after having a rant. Likewise, Mr. Rodwell (a teacher) is "MR. T'D!" in [http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=227 Issue 51]. The character Megaba is also created when several Mokuba clones are "FUSE'D!" in [http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=352 Issue 98].
*Trogdor makes an explicit appearance in [http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=241 Issue 63], where he Burninates Jonothan Thirkle (a minor character). Trogdor also makes a cameo appearance in the [http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=355 100th Issue Afterparty].
*In [http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=279 Issue 69], Nicole says "I'll take it! I'll take twelve!" in a similar manner to that of Homestar in [[looking old]]. She also makes another mention of "I'll take twelve" in [http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=326 Issue 85]. 
*The characters take a break from their road trip at [[Blubb-o's]] in [http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=295 Issue 75]. 
*Alex and Tom reference [[That a Ghost]] in [http://alexpenforum.forumcircle.com/viewtopic.php?t=189 Issue 29] when they say "Let's split up" and "We can do more damage that way" (itself a reference to [[Ghostbusters]]).

==[http://alsobagels.com Also, Bagels]==
*The SBEmail "[[radio]]" is referenced in [http://alsobagels.com./comicpages/wherestheawkwardititycitizen.htm "Where's The akwardity, citizen?"] when Super Bunny Man says "read on for partial excitement!"

*Several instances of [['d]]! appear across the website.

==[http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/ AmazingSuperPowers]==
*The randomly selected animation of Godslug on the site's banner sometimes becomes a white slug dressed as Homestar, as well as numerous other pop-culture references.
*In the [http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2008/08/the-time-machine/ August 7th, 2008 issue], the scientist's time machine is set for 20X6.

==Aminal Crossing==
*In the [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/ac/?pic=016.png 16th comic], "Were taking this baby to the mooooon!" is a reference to Strong Bad Email [[personal favorites]].
*Also, in [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/ac/?pic=022.gif Episode 22], the main character gets MONKEY SLAM'D!! an unmistakable TGS reference.

==Asperchu==
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*Jonas Chu [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/76 can be seen playing] the [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor theme song]] on [[Guitar Hero]].
*The [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/290 Asperchu variant] of [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sammy Sammy] has elements of [[Homsar]] mixed in, wearing a similar [[bowler hat]] and mimicking Homsar's speech patterns.

==Awful Hospital==
At one point in this comic, the character Everton Morteus Balmer gets [https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/421 DOLPHIN'D].

== Awfully Generic ==
[http://awfullygeneric.comicgenesis.com/d/20070203.html Comic #39] is entitled "Class, please welcome our new student. She's from Foreign Lands."

== Badly Drawn Kitties ==
*In the [http://www.badlydrawnkitties.com/OldComics/20030528_gif_view.htm May 28, 2003] strip, Lucy dresses as Marzipan in one panel during a makeover. The artist then credits the Brothers Chaps as artists who hate him now.
*In the [http://www.badlydrawnkitties.com/OldComics/20031029_gif_view.htm October 29, 2003] strip, Dirk dresses up as Homestar Runner.

== BCDE ==
*In [https://bcdecomic.com/comics/618 "On Medicine"], Diego wears a [[Limozeen]] shirt.

== Bee Power ==
* In the [http://comicswithoutviolence.com/d/20030822.html August 22, 2003] strip, a character in the likeness of Homestar named "Mr. Runner" suggests a ridiculous ad campaign with muffins and toast to a car insurance company and is promptly "shown the window".
* In the [http://comicswithoutviolence.com/d/20030910.html September 10, 2003] strip, Homestar pops out of the characters pants and says "A jorb well done".
* In the [http://comicswithoutviolence.com/d/20040403.html April 3, 2004] strip, Strong Bad's head is shown, with nearby text saying "oh noe its stwong bah!"

== Breakpoint City ==
*Homestar Runner is waiting in line in the [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2002/07/20/ July 20, 2002] strip.
*[[Bronco Trolleys]] are referenced in the [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2002/08/14/ August 14th, 2002] strip.
*Trogdor also appears on a sign "Live with Regis and Trogdor" in a later strip. [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2003/06/14/]
*A Homestar star t-shirt is being used by one character in the [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2003/06/30/ June 30, 2003] strip.
*A Homestar action figure (or something) is seen behind the TV Ben is watching in the [http://www.breakpointcity.com/archives/2003/07/19/ July 19, 2003] strip.

==Brooks TV==
*Homestar can be seen in the bottom left panel in ''[http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6577/brookstvcspg10ky.gif this]'' comic. Also in that panel, it says "fall[['d]] off!", a reference to Teen Girl Squad.
*The main character, Brooks, kills Strong Bad by order of Homestar in a comic which can be seen [http://brooxweb.deviantart.com/art/BTV-STRIP-Stwong-Bayd-35785234 here].
*In [http://btv.porplemontage.com/strips/BTV_STRIP_bighead.gif this] comic, Brooks mentions Butt IQ when answering fan mail.

== Bruno the Bandit ==
In the third panel of [http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20040825.html this] comic, one character mentions Strong Badia.

== Captain SNES ==
In the comic for [http://captainsnes.com/?date=20040321 March 21st, 2004], Mother Brain asks King Hippo how he can type with boxing gloves on his hands.
==Cartridge Comics==
*In the comic entitled "[http://cartridgecomics.com/view.php?date=2006-10-23 Writing Back]", William the monkey is asked how do you type with boxing gloves on, and mistakes Strong Bad for [[Wikipedia:Nacho Libre|Nacho Libre]].
*In the comic entitled "[http://cartridgecomics.com/view.php?date=2006-12-18 Star Power]", Jerry is apparently playing [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] badly on Guitar Hero II.

== Chainsawsuit ==
In the [http://www.chainsawsuit.com/20090429.shtml comic for April 29, 2009], Homestar is shown along with Strong Bad.

==Chaos Diamonds 3==
-At the bottom of each page it says: "By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subject to burnination under the trogtor ''[sic]'' act of 2003."

-On page 283, one of the teams possible costumes is of Strong Bad.

== Clearwater Clan ==
The comic for [http://clearwaterclan.keenspace.com/d/20050624.html June 24th, 2005] shows the cast drawn as stick figures. One of them comes out looking like Trogdor.

== Comic Shorts ==
[http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_1.png Issue 1] of Dragon Master's comics features DM checking his email while singing to himself like [[Strong Bad]]. 
In [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_17.png Issue 17], Label Buddy (the idiot who is killed quite often) is kicked in the face with the caption "KICKEDED!" in the following panel. 
In [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_33.png Issue 33], Label Buddy chokes on a speck of dirt and gets "HEIMLICH MANEUVER'D!" 
In [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_34.png Issue 34], he is "SHOTGUNNED!" 
Label Buddy faints with the caption, "FAINTED!" and is run over Halo style with the caption "SPLATTERED!" in [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_40.png Issue 40] 
Lekonua the intelligent robot gets "SHURIKENED!" in [http://www.maj.com/gallery/lave/ComicShorts/issue_42.png Issue 42]. 
[http://www.maj.com/gallery/lakonua/Comics/ComicLosers/sb_must_die.png This Comic] of Leko's is titled "Hit Strong Bad First" and the Brothers Chaps are number one on the hit list. 
One of the advertisement banners shows Label Buddy asking for his lines like Homestar does in [[First Time Here?]] 
In Episode 20 of [http://www.freewebs.com/comicshortsonline/Lekocomics.htm Leko's Sprite Comic], one of the "dramatic questions" asks how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves, and Human Leko mentions the HR Wiki just after it.

==Coming Up Violet==
*In the [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/bdaniel/violet/series.php?view=archive&chapter=33884 October 23,2008 comic], a character is wearing a [[sloshy|slooshy]] T-shirt.
*In the [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/bdaniel/violet/series.php?view=archive&chapter=41850 November 12, 2009 comic], a character is wearing a [[Thnikkaman]] T-shirt.

== Commander Kitty ==
A panel of [http://www.commanderkitty.com/ck.html Commander Kitty] features the character Mittens wearing a Strong Bad mask. (You will have to use the "next" button a number of times before finding the Strong Bad image.)

== Dark709's Comics (on BZpower)==
*In fan comic 18, Mr. Zimmwad gives Strong Bad's motivational speech about piemonade.
*Later in the same comic, Bob is standing on a box labeled "12 of 'em" much like the [[soapbox]] once was.

== Daily Routine ==
Comic #40 on [http://www.damagedgames.com/week6.html Week 6] has a reference from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[fingers]]. The character, Hardhat is wearing the same arms as [[Homestar Runner]] wears in the said email. There's even a link to the email at the bottom of the comic for those who have never heard of Homestar Runner.

== DAMN ==
[http://www.fireball20xl.com/damn/index.php?id=4 Issue #4] - sonicstarrunner.com. Sonic the Hedgehog characters on a Homestar Runner [[Main Pages|Main Page]], which also makes a joke out of rapidly flicking the cursor over the buttons, causing multiple effects to occur on the screen. sonicstarrunner.com is a page with search links and no website.

[http://www.fireball20xl.com/damn/index.php?id=5 Issue #5] is almost exactly like a [[Strong Bad Email]], but with [[Wikipedia:Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]] answering the emails complete with the Lappy 486.

== Dark Legacy Comics ==
In the [http://www.darklegacycomics.com/72.html weekly comic], one of the main characters tries to put in the name fhqwhgads for the player.

== Dave Kelly Central ==
In the [http://www.davekellycentral.com/d/20021002.html second comic], Strong Bad shows up to mock the size of Dave Kelly's ego.

== The Death & Return of Colossus ==
[http://www.richellemead.com/comic/comic-main.htm This] is a one-shot parody of the X-Men comics, drawn in stick-figure style. The second panel of the first page has Lockheed drawn to look like Trogdor.

== DMFA ==
Trogdor can be seen in the first panel of [http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_309.php this] comic.

== Dominic Deegan ==
In the [http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2002-09-23 September 23,2002] comic, Strong Bad makes a cameo appearance as one of Dominic's customers in the last panel.

In the blog post regarding the [http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2008-06-21 June 21, 2008] comic, the [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor song]] is quoted in reference to the appearance of a dragon in the comic.

== Devstyle ==
[http://devstyle.com/extra.php?extra=dir_based&t=pinups&comic=14 Rude] is making fun of the Compy 386. 
[http://devstyle.com/index.php?type=Comic&page=120 In Comic 91] Rude bumps in to Trogdor.

== Droop ==
*[http://www.nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20030910 This] issue of "Droop" features Homestar Runner popping up with the phrase "A Jorb Well Done".
*[http://nightgig.com/argh/droop/index.php?viewDate=20030822 This] issue of "Droop" features a character named "Mr. Runner", who has a similar underbite and general shape to Homestar, as well as a similar general lack of intelligence.

== Digital Purgatory ==
In episode 19, [http://www.dp-comics.net/archives/19.htm "Dude, Shut the Hell Up"], of [http://www.dp-comics.net/index.htm "Digital Purgatory"], in the third and fourth panels, Trogdor appears on a whiteboard in the background.

== Dinosaur Comics ==
*In the comic released on [https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=811 July 17, 2006], Utahraptor mentions [[Fhqwhgads|fhqwhgads]].

*In the comic released on [https://qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2403 April 11, 2013], T-Rex lists "[[All Up Ons]] Circle" as a destination for his Makeout Express.

== Doc's Machine ==
On 2003-10-31, Doc's Halloween comic showed Pom-Pom in the bottom frame. [http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb220.html Here.]

== [http://www.drunkduck.com/DrunkDuck_Poop/ DrunkDuck Poop] ==

In [http://www.drunkduck.com/DrunkDuck_Poop/?p=523611 strip 47], a line from [[web comics]] is used, and the [[Heavy Lourde]] from [[homsar]] appears. In [http://www.drunkduck.com/DrunkDuck_Poop/?p=578974 strip 78], Shadow is Gun[['d]], and in [http://www.drunkduck.com/DrunkDuck_Poop/index.php?p=663162 strip 140], Vegeta says a line from [[The Ugly One]] in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].

== Dueling Analogs ==
The [http://www.duelinganalogs.com/comic/2006/10/31/thatched-roof-cottages/ October 31, 2006 comic] (entitled "Thatched-roof cottages!!!") features Strong Bad and Homestar discussing the inclusion of [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] in the game [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero II|Guitar Hero II]]. The news post below the comic mentions the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]].

== El Goonish Shive ==
Popular webcomic [http://www.egscomics.com/ El Goonish Shive] has made multiple references to Homestar Runner, both in filler comics. In [http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook.php?id=149 one], the comic's title "That Block-Thing is Gonna Give me Nightmares" references [[The Homestar Runner]]'s similar line in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]].

== Evil Inc ==
The author of [http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Fancomics/Evil/Evil.html "Evil Inc"] has said on the Bob and George forums that Satan being dressed up as Ichiro in comic #267 is a minor reference to Strong Bad dressing up as Homestar dressed up as Angus Young in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].

==ExtraLife==
===Blog===
[http://www.myextralife.com/?p=8064 On this blog post], depicting of what appears to be a PhotoShopped Life cereal box, Scott says "Thanks to Darrel for the great jorb!"
**gamerman, not recognizing the reference, asked if "you meant job", though kokoman points out the site, Scott replied: "gamerman: That depends on whether or not you have ever seen Strong Bad before, and know who Coach Z is."

==Exterminatus Now==
On November 10th, 2006, a [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20061110.htmldrawing] of a flying, fire-breathing Trogdor was put up.

== Faulty Logic ==
On the July 14, 2007 [http://faultylogic.comicgenesis.com/d/20070714.html comic], in the very last panel, a figure resembling [[Cheerleader]] appears, saying "Oh Mop Man! Let me pleasure you!" Below it also appear the words, "It's over! (Please don't sue)".

== F@NB0Y$ ==
The artist, Scott DeWitt, is a Homestar Runner fan. One of the main characters, Lemmy, has it on his [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=6 iPod], Sylvia's friend [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=112 Kirstin] has Strong Bad on her bag, and there was a reference to Teen Girl Squad in his drawing tutorial prior to the tutorial's removal. Also, after F@NBOY$ [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=41 won the Joystiq Wrap-up], and the cast thinks they're internet celebrities, Strong Bad is among those laughing at them.

After it was announced that Trogdor will be in Guitar Hero II, a comic was made in which the [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=96 gang plays air guitar and air bass].

A comic called [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=116 The Homestarmy] was made after it was found out about the wiki and his entry in the sightings. Strong Bad then instructs The Cheat to take out Lemmy with a sniper rifle.

[http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=46 Types (now in stereo)]. Paul is thinking of more ideas for the comic. He gives up and throws away the notepad. All it has on it are pictures of So and So, Cheerleader, The Ugly One and What's Her Face, respectively.

The first panel of [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=154 Intermission: Who Shot First?] shows Chess painting miniatures of an unspecified tabletop game, one of them is Strong Bad.

In the comic called [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=159 First Day on the Job Part 8] When the Xbox falls on Lemmy's head the boxes next to it are for Rhino Feeder and "Secret Collect 2", both have pictures of Strong Bad on the cover. There is also what appears to be a Homestar Runner keychain or pez dispenser in the last panel.

In the comic [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=167 Popular Trends], in the final panel, which has a Muppet Babies parody, the blocks on the floor spell H*R, the abbreviation for [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]].

The title of the comic [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=168 Meshing on the Trembolos] is a reference to the blurb that appears while [[Trogdor (song)]] loads on Guitar Hero II: "For squeadlies, mash on the trembalo"

In another example of "-'d" words, when the cat, driving the Buick, leaps off the 3rd ramp, it does a barrel roll, and the panel says [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=180 "BARREL ROLL'D"]

The title of the comic [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=207 All Up On's] is a reference to [[All_up_ons|the recurring phrase]]. The corresponding news snippet for this particular comic also has an example of "-'d" words (in this case, "cash'd").

Scott makes a reference to [[Strong Bad Email]] when he talks about getting [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?comic=210 "a zillion sbemails"].

In [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=125 Piece de Resistance], Paul is playing online and as he kills his enemies, they drop out of the game and one of them is named So and so.

The old F@nboy$ Mini #12 (no longer available) starts off with a description of Mario as such: He's short, dumpy, chubby, silly-looking and always has a smile on his face. He is an OK guy." The last sentence is a reference to [[flashback]].

A [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=188 guest comic] done by webcomic [http://theslackerz.com Slackerz] used the word "cash'd", an example of -'d words.
*Cash'd was used again in [http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?id=238 Shady Deals] when Paul bribes the grim reaper.

The first panel of the old F@nb0y$ Mini #20 has Homestar's face on the microphone.

On December 10, 2007, when Scott Dewitt posted a comic about his writer's block, an updated blog post was put up and the previous one (which was basically everything stated in the comic that day) was replaced with "Baleeted"

The image file name for one of the smilies on his forum, "Krudsome," (his name on the forums and his email address is "Krudman") is "[http://forums.fanboys-online.com/Smileys/default/Mah_face.gif Mah_face]," a reference to [[the chair]].

== Final Fantasy VII: The Sevening ==
When Barret attacks Dyne with Ifrit, Red XIII points out that "Barret just [[Trogdor|burninated that peasant]]". Yuffie adds that it was "pretty metal". [https://www.deviantart.com/obstinatemelon/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page236-212752995]

== Final Stupidity ==
In the [http://www.jediburger.com/comics/finalstupidity/004.html fourth] comic, "Obligatory Pop Culture Reference," [[Dangeresque Too]] makes a small cameo on the last panel. 
The [http://www.jediburger.com/comics/finalstupidity/005.html fifth comic's] title, "Burninated", is an obvious reference to Trogdor. 
The [http://www.jediburger.com/comics/finalstupidity/007.html seventh comic's] title, "Got Witch's Brew?" is a reference to Homestar's obsession with witch's brew.

== Dumm Comics ==
In the [http://dummcomics.com/2012/10/26/halloween-cos-time/ Halloween installment] of "Frog Raccoon Strawberry", the superheroine Lemonade is dressed as a glass of [[Piemonade]].

In [http://dummcomics.com/2013/09/13/just-gauze/ "Just Gauze"], Strawberry says of a new villain, "I don't know Green Shadow's whole deal, but he's certainly... [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]."

== GameCheetz ==
*The seventh panel in [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Comic.php?comic=15692 comic #15692] is taken from [[Parsnips A-Plenty]].
*[[Technochocolate]] is mentioned in the fifth panel of [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Comic.php?comic=00297 comic #00297].
*Homestar Runner is mentioned on the [http://www.gamecheetz.com GameCheetz] [http://www.gamecheetz.com/Links.html link] page under "Excellent Humorous Sites".
*One of the Forum avatars is a picture of Ilko's head.

==GameWads==
The title of the [http://www.geocities.com/gamewads comic] is a reference to [[web comics]]. 
The loading bars are also similar to the ones found in the Strong Bad Emails.

== Get Blue Spheres ==
* In [http://www.fireball20xl.com/gbs/index.php?id=36 the 36th issue] of this Sprite Comic, Dr. Robotnik dresses up as Homestar Runner (Far Left), and Charmy Bee (Next To Robotnik) dresses up as Strong Bad.

== Girly ==
* In [http://go-girly.com/go/217 #217] of this comic, the racing game's game over screen says, "OH NOS YOU SPLODED!!", which may be a reference to [[StrongBadZone]].



==Hero==
*In [http://hero.vasegurt.com/2007/11/epsiode-14-world-without-hero.html Episode 14: A World Without a Hero], Squealy D. Byrd, named after [[unused emails#Easter Eggs|squealydee678@kindergartencop.edu]], is introduced.
*In [http://hero.vasegurt.com/2009/07/episode-36-centaurs-back-door.html Episode 36: Centaur's Back Door], [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]] are seen in the alien petting zoo where Centaur is being held captive.
*In [http://hero.vasegurt.com/2009/08/episode-39-retaliation.html Episode 39: Retaliation], Hero resembles [[Strong Sad]] during a bout of acute depression.

==Heroes Inc.==
In [http://www.heroes-comic.com/?p=263 Comic 263] Samus and Kirby have a conversation involving random and unexplained DNA Evidence.

==Hockey Zombie==
In [http://www.hockeyzombie.com/date/2006/02/02/ this episode] The skull man is wearing a Red star shirt similar to homestar's

== Holy Bibble ==
*On the comic page of comic [http://www.holybibble.net/index.php?id=93 #93], Cannan mentions "Every time somebody gets burninated in Holy Bibble, I get the most awesome dreams..."

==Housepets!==
*In several comics (such as [http://www.housepetscomic.com/2010/04/21/venting/ this one]), a tissue box is seen reading "Tish, You!", a reference to [[Sick Day]].
*In [http://www.housepetscomic.com/2009/01/12/stunning-masterpiece/ one comic], there is a caption reading "In a bulding", a reference to [[Strong Badman]]'s appearance in [[alternate universe]].
*[http://www.housepetscomic.com/2010/08/06/kids-and-old-people-not-allowed/ One comic] is titled "Kids And Old People Not Allowed," a reference to [[monster truck]].
*One comic arc is titled [http://www.housepetscomic.com/category/comic/39-were-snowed-in/ We're Snowed In!], a reference to [[Main Page 16]].
*In [http://www.housepetscomic.com/2011/04/22/poolside-manner/ one comic], Keene claims that they [[winter pool|filled their pool with gelatin]] the previous night.
*In [http://www.housepetscomic.com/2011/05/09/how-low-can-you-go/ this comic], a censor bar reads: CENS[[-'d|'D]].
*In [http://www.housepetscomic.com/2013/09/18/honey-nuts-and-dates/ this comic] the alt-text is taken from Strong Bad's line to Simone from [[bottom 10]].
*In [http://www.housepetscomic.com/2014/08/04/montage-power/ this comic], the alt-text is part of the "Showdown" song from [[Montage]].
*The alt-text in [http://www.housepetscomic.com/2015/08/05/statue-wary/ this comic] references [[I really like your costume]].

==I'm Blue==

In [http://www.blue-comic.com/archives/20040723.html this comic], Blue Veers is seen with a The Cheat plushie, possibly a [[Kick The Cheat]].

==Impy and Aevy==
*In [http://impy.aorange.com/index.php?date=2006-04-05 one comic], Aevy causes a computer's logic circuits to fail by loading Homestar Runner on it.

==iToons==
*In [https://www.mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=627 ''Cucumber meets Strong Bad''] based on ''Cucumber Quest'' page 372, Strong Bad takes the Nightmare Knight's place, telling Cucumber that he has heard many things about him. Hearing about this, Cucumber screams and hugs Princess Nautilus.
* In [https://www.mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=835 ''Bull Nonsense''], Homestar appears on the title saying, "What's the jowke?"

==Jump Start==
*A comic strip of this on August 16th, 2006 made a reference to the Freakin' Duck. Someone drew a picture of a "ferocious fire-breathing dragon", but it was mistaken as a duck, by somebody else.

==Kagerou==
*A very easily-missed [http://www.electric-manga.com/19/10.html reference], Kano begins to draw a picture, and talking to himself in a Strong Bad accent.

== The Karnak Hates Everthing Show ==
Homestar Runner appeared and got (possibly joking) [http://bobandgeorge.com/comics/archives.php?name=karnak&page=298&perpage=1 negative comments] on Karnak's "Alienate the Readers Week".

== Kerny Mantis Comics ==

*In [http://kernymantis.comicgenesis.com/d/20070724.html "47- Meet Pointyhead"], one of the computers Kerny passes whilst shopping is the shotgunned [[Compy 386]]. Kerny remarks that he needs a computer "a little less slightly shotgunned."
*In addition, the computer he ends up buying, the PC Plum, [http://kernymantis.comicgenesis.com/d/20070915.html seen here], bears particular resemblance to the semi-repaired [[Tandy 400]], with burn marks, tape and cracked screen, not to mention contrast buttons akin to those on the Tandy pre-explosion.

== The Last Days of Foxhound ==

*In [http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=87 "Comic #087"], Gray Fox wears a Homestar shirt over his exoskeleton to attempt to 'blend in' with regular people.

== Least I Could Do ==

*The header joke for the [http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070331 March 31 2007 comic] reads "Subject: SB_Email Menu"; the fourth panel of the same comic shows Rayne, the main character, typing on a computer in near-identical fashion to Strong Bad.

== Level 30 Psychiatry ==

*One of the many hats tried on by Kirlia in [http://lvl30psy.thecomicseries.com/comics/220.html Comic 220- "...Girls just want to have fun!"] is Homestar Runner's Beanie, to which she comments, "[[Seriously]]".

== Life On Sedna ==

'''NOTE:''' Some of these links may not work.

*In [http://www.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite?g=17247118&cr=2 This Page Of Issue 1], Homestar is on the left-side of the fourth frame.
*In [http://www.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite?g=18454480&cr=2 This Page Of Issue 2], a Lego sculpture of Atari Homestar appears.
*In [http://www.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite?g=18872840&cr=2 This Page Of Issue 3], the guy behind the desk is wearing the same hat as [[Homsar]].
*In [http://pic2.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite/?g=22581660 This Page of Issue 7], Strong Bad appears, making a reference to both the Dangeresque films, and the email [[stunt double]].

== [http://www.lilformers.com Lil Formers] ==

* The release date for [http://www.lilformers.com/index.php/2008/06/18/lil-formers-the-movie/ Lil Formers: The Movie] is May 24, 20X6

== Mall Monkeys ==
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*The [http://orphanedcomics.com/mallmonkeys/comic/strip197.html March 9, 2003], strip includes a [[Teen Girl Squad]]-style illustration of someone getting "snipered!!"
*On [http://orphanedcomics.com/mallmonkeys/comic/strip240.html June 28, 2003], in an effort to find what's funny, the comic decided to make a parody of Strong Bad Email with the comic's own characters.

==Masters of the art==
*In [http://www.mastersoftheart.com/comic.php?cid=59 Episode 59], the computer has text from "[[Thy Dungeonman]]" on it.
*In [http://www.mastersoftheart.com/comic.php?cid=137 Episode 137], on the right side of the newspaper it reads that [[Strongbadia]] was struck by a 90-foot-tall [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|wave of babies]].
*In [http://www.mastersoftheart.com/comic.php?cid=320 Episode 320], the character Dirk asks his robotic double "Didn't [[A Splode|your head a splode]]?"

== Mid-Shift ==
This strip is not available online, but if you purchase the book, and turn to page 19, you can see a Homestar Runner mainpage on the computer. [http://www.joshnickerson.com Official website]

== MS Paint Adventures ==
*On the Problem Sleuth adventure, when Problem Sleuth removes the fake wood paneling and there is a flask of whiskey under the desk, the selected command was "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000236 Get ye flask]".
**In the next story arc, "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002911 Get ye rope]" is used.
*The now non-existent donations page had a beaker with "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/images/yeflask.gif ye flask]" on it.
**A question on the page was "I think Homestar Runner is pretty cool, do you?" with the response "Yes I do," linking to [[Ye Flask]] on the Homestar Runner Wiki.

==Muertitos==
*A [http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/d/20051129.html filler comic] on how to make your own comic strip suggests drawing copyrighted characters. The Cheat is among them.
*During the Death/Hulamutt Action Hour [http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/d/20060615.html storyline], the Anecdotist had figured the authorities would send the [[Wikipedia:Green Lantern|Green Lantern]] to battle him, and assembled a group of yellow characters to protect him. Among them is The Cheat.
*When offered her job back, the "actress" who plays Youko declares that [http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/d/20061010.html she is good enough to break into Flash] and rub elbows with actresses like Marzipan. Well, maybe not Marzipan.
*In [http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/d/20070227.html this comic], Honeo discovers an attempt to fix a ski race, and announces "I've got to drop my grapes and stop that CHEAT!", an obvious nod to the [[Original Book]].

== Name Censored ==
*In the [http://planet.nana.co.il/e_l_cool///name1.htm second strip], which is actually the first, Elad wears his iconic Homestar Runner hat. Elad still owns that hat and wears it on several occasions.
*In the [http://planet.nana.co.il/e_l_cool///name4.html last strip], there is an "EXTRA SECRET COMICS!". In the second panel, Homestar's head is shown on the wall.
*Elad also made [http://planet.nana.co.il/e_l_cool///southpark.JPG a picture] of the Homestar Runner cast as South Park characters, but it was never published on the main site.

== Natch Evil ==
*In [http://www.natchevil.com/comic.asp?comicID=109 Comic#109] God mentions getting an email about how he types with boxing gloves on.
*The [http://www.natchevil.com/extras.html Extra menu] is rather reminiscent of the main pages, and it even says apologies to Homestar at the bottom.
*In [http://www.natchevil.com/comic.asp?comicID=410 Comic#410] Cliff mentions [[Grumblecakes]].

== The Neopian Times ==
In three comics made by [http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=_lordofthefrogs_ _lordofthefrogs_], the owner himself wears a duckie shirt ([http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=3775&issue=160 Comic #1]), Homestar's star shirt ([http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=19159&issue=166 Comic #2]), and in the 3rd comic a salesperson wears the same skirt as Marzipan ([http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=31406&issue=170 Comic #3]). If you go to [http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=_lordofthefrogs_ his lookup], it says that he is a dedicated fanatic of Homestar Runner, and his background is [[:Image:Seriously.PNG|the Homestar Runner background with "Seriously" below him]].

== Nerf Now!! ==
*In [http://nerfnow.com/comic/421 Poker Face] Strong Bad along with the rest of the Poker Night at the Inventory cast play poker against a clueless Engie-tan.

==Never Never==
*In a [http://www.mopsy.com/d/20061121.html filler comic] Homestar has a cameo acknowledged by the author as an "added bonus".

== Ninja Verses ==
*In one comic, [[Eh! Steve!]] is featured as a [http://www.ninjaverses.net/d/20050317.html Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Ninja].
*In [http://www.ninjaverses.net/d/20050428.html another], the "Regular Ninja" parodies the [[Strong Bad Email]] element, including a "How do you type with boxing gloves"-type question. The animation ends with a single panel, like the normal comic: "Regular Ninja vs. Wrestleman Ninja"

== Oh The Humanity ==
In the final panel of the [http://humanity.xepher.net/comic.php?date=2004-01-07 January 7, 2004] strip, somebody says "A jorb well done"

== Okashina Okashi - Strange Candy ==
During the Sentai Arc, the background music played during Lycidia's trip through [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20030624.html boarding tunnel number 2] is [[The System is Down (song)|The System is Down]]. The song is referenced again three more times through the arc [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20030701.html here], [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20031104.html here], and [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20031106.html here].

During the Fantasy Arc which takes place in a MMORPG, the main characters get sucked down a whirlpool while bathing in a lake and ended up being transported to a text based game that references, among other text based games, [[Thy Dungeonman]]. It first appeared in [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20060709.html #686 32 kilobytes of RAM] and again in [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20060711.html #687 Finding the right command].

== One One Seven ==
In the 71st and 72nd guest strips of the Halo-based comic "One One Seven", Master Chief is shown sitting at a Compy 386. He even answers his own email!
http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/stuntmutt.html?type=guest&image=guest71
http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/stuntmutt.html?type=guest&image=guest72

==Otaku Revolution: The Strip==
The [https://www.deviantart.com/rds9674/art/Halloween-2009-Homestar-Runner-homage-860920611 October 31, 2009 strip] was titled "The 2009 Otaku Revolution: The Strip Secondary and Obscure Homestar Runner Universe Characters Halloween Spectacular!" with the characters of the strip dressed up as the characters in question. The usual logo for OR:TS was replaced with a parody of the Homestarrunner.com logo, and the page title on the original site was "Sorry Homestar, but your Strong Bad is in another comic!" Previous strips included the character Rob saying "[https://www.deviantart.com/rds9674/art/0790-Blackout-Backup-Failure-654886533 Clear the launchway, man. We're taking this baby to the moon!]" and another strip featured a [https://www.deviantart.com/rds9674/art/0792-Blackout-The-OR-All-Star-Singalong-Jam-654886538 group sing-along of "The Cheat is Not Dead"] as well as a character shouting "Hey, Rob! You're not Strong Bad!" [https://www.deviantart.com/rds9674/art/0785-Party-Hard-654886513 Yet another strip] had the character Dan (no, not one of [[Dan|those Dans]]) refer to himself as "Lord High Aweseomeparty, occasionally known as Dan".

== Oxygen Deficient ==
The main characters send Strong Bad an email in [http://www.oxygendeficient.com/index.php?comic=3 Comic #3]

==Peter Is The Wolf ==
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*An [http://www.peteristhewolf.com/general/omake027.html omake page posted 17 June 2009] uses the sound effect [[-'d|Arrowed!]]
*[http://www.peteristhewolf.com/general/215.html January 12, 2011's strip] slightly misquotes the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] by saying "Sever you limb, sir, it's the greatest day?"

== Penny Arcade ==
In [https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2017/06/28/medicinal this] strip, the mascot on the bag of marshmallows Gabe is eating in the third panel heavily resembles [[Marshie]].

== Phanto's World ==
[[Image:Is that 6.png|thumb|"...Is that— is that six?"]]
*The [https://sites.google.com/view/phantosworld/meet-phanto/comics/PhantoComicVol1/phanto-Comic-7 seventh comic] uses the [[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent]] running gag.
*The [https://sites.google.com/view/phantosworld/meet-phanto/comics/PhantoComicVol1/phanto-comic-8 eighth comic] features [[sbemail 206|Dangeresque 4 ÷ 2 = 6]] as one of the Movie Posters.
*The [https://sites.google.com/view/phantosworld/meet-phanto/comics/PhantoComicVol2/phanto-comic-21 twenty-first comic] has Plasmo (one of the characters) dressed up as [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]].

== Phil Likes Tacos ==
Homsar is among one of the characters to make a cameo in [http://fulltimeink.squarespace.com/plt/-64432 this] strip.

Trogdor's theme song is mentioned in [http://fulltimeink.squarespace.com/plt/-71351 this] strip.

Trogdor appears in a framed picture on the wall in the first panel of [http://fulltimeink.squarespace.com/plt/-86582 this] strip.

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People for the Wii is being played and commented upon in [http://fulltimeink.squarespace.com/plt/-00010 this] strip.

== Platypuscomix.net ==
In the last panel of the "World of Nester" comic [http://www.platypuscomix.net/projects/nester/nester9.html Super Mario Bros. 3], [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Power#Nester|Nester]] blames "[[super powers|tight pants]]" for his loss. [[Homestar Runner]] responds, "Ooohhh! Tight paaaants!"

[[Coach Z]] appears in [http://www.platypuscomix.net/mulberry/index.php?issue=8&page=7 Mulberry #8-Jack the Ripper], during a parody of ''[[Wikipedia:Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue|Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue!]]''

During an extremely random collage of [http://www.platypuscomix.net/miscellaneous/index.php?issue=8&page=13&seriesID=7 #2008 Character Strike: Week 1], "[[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-01-18|I'm sad that I'm a diaper]]" appears.

In [http://www.platypuscomix.net/electricwonderland/index.php?issue=6&page=4&seriesID=11 Electric Wonderland Issue VI-The Search For Parker], there is a reference to [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]], and even a mocking at the fact the comic will be referenced on this very page.

== Pokémon Amethyst Version ==
In [http://www.drunkduck.com/Pokemon_Amethyst_Version/index.php?p=52662 "Comic 3: Leaving Home in Anyway Possible"], Barry says "...Well, looks like I'm gonna to have to jump!", à la [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]].

In the description of [http://www.drunkduck.com/Pokemon_Amethyst_Version/index.php?p=128684 "Merry Christmas (and other winter-time holidays)"], Glitch references [[Decemberween]].

== Pokémon X ==
The author links to homestarrunner.com on his [http://pokemonx.comicgenesis.com/links.html "links" page], calling it a "pretty cool site".

In [http://pokemonx.keenspace.com/d/20050401.html the 2005 April Fool's special], the characters are "FOOLED!" by the [[Arrow'd Guy]].

In [http://pokemonx.keenspace.com/d/20060401.html the 2006 April Fool's special], drawn and written in a similar format, a moose get "PWNED!" by a Mewtwo, noted by, again, the Arrow'd Guy.

== PrtSc Land ==
[http://prtscland.smackjeeves.com/ This comic] is a crossover between many universes, one of which is the Homestar Runner universe. The comic even features [[Secret Pages#Games|Taryn]].

== PS238 ==
In [http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/nodwick/ps238/index.htm issue 14] of this comic series, the Teen Girl Squad appear as a child's drawing taped to a wall, though What's Her Face's frame is torn.

== Pungirls! ==
*In [http://pungirls.net/strip/index.php?strip_id=43 the comic for 2/12/07], a bottle of salad dressing "guesses he'll just put these pants on," a reference to an Easter egg from the SBEmail [[monument]].
*[http://pungirls.net/strip/index.php?strip_id=133 The comic for 7/11/08] contains a reference to the "Count to Three" song from [[for kids|Homsar's children's show]].

== PvP ==
In a guest strip by [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/ Howard Tayler], [[Pan Pan]] appears among [http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2006/04/21/apr-21-2006 a line-up of pandas].

== Questionable Content ==
*In [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=16 comic #16], the caption reads, "I am also working on a new and more better (more...more better...hehe Strongbad) site design," referring to the [[interview]] email.
*In [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=265 comic #265], while Faye and Marten are discussing what will be the next indie rock band to break up, Faye mentions that the head of Win Butler (from The Arcade Fire) will explode during a live performance, forcing them to replace him with a Homestar Runner puppet.
*In [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=317 comics #317] and [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=318 #318], Steve is wearing an [[Eh! Steve!]] T-shirt.
*In [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=333 comic #333], Raven wants to be left alone to close the coffee shop. She exclaims, "I can do it! I can totally do it nine times!" This is a reference to The Cheat's crazy cartoon in [[crazy cartoon]].
* In [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=972 comic #972], there is mention of a Lightswitch Rave in the library. This is a reference to the Email [[techno]] in which The Cheat throws a Lightswitch Rave.
* [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3180 Comic #3180] involves a yellow fuzzy cube thing; the caption says "If you tickle it, it turns into The Cheat".
*The title of [https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4023 comic #4023] is "The System is Down" and captioned "Lightswitch Rave", again referencing [[techno]].
*Dan wears a [[Trogdor]] T-shirt in [https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4358 comic #4358].
*[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5560 Comic #5560] includes "but how do you cry with boxing gloves on your hands" and the caption is "everybody to the limit" referencing [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]] and [[Everybody to the Limit]] respectively.

== Random Codes ==
The first two lines of the [http://us.codejunkies.com/images/randomcodes16.jpg 16th comic] are "So from then on, it was all pork and beans." and "That's not very healthy..." which are close to the two lines of dialogue said by Homestar and Marzipan in [[helium]].

== Resident Evil ==
In [http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Fancomics/Resident/Resident.html?50 comic 249], Jill asks Steve who Lisa is, which he replies that she's [[Crazy Go Nuts]].

== Road Waffles ==
In the [http://www.roadwaffles.com/archive-rw.php?c=2003-7-23 July 23, 2003] comic, when Moses is altering how he percieves the afterlife, one of his visualisations bears a resemblance to Strong Bad standing in Strong Badia, saying 'Pop culture reference!'.

== Room ==
A recent update of this puzzling pixelart webcomic has an appearance of a pixelart Strong Bad and The Cheat. He's looking at a computer, but it doesn't appear to be any of the ones he's owned. [http://www.aintaer.com/room/room.php?strip=49]

== Roy the Duck ==
*Explore [http://roy.esmilde.com/mathtitle.htm Roy the Duck's math book] to find Homestar Runner and to learn how to count (see page 4 especially).
*The new ''Ye Castle's Final Houre'' [http://roy.esmilde.com/castlebook.htm book] says "...don't throw full glass wine bottles at the screen."
*It also has two references to homestarrunner.com on the [http://roy.esmilde.com/zBay.htm zBay] page. On it Bubs is selling the [[Broken Compy Menu|Slightly Shotgunned Compy]]. It also contains a link to the [[HR:amazon.html|bookazon.com]] page.
*[http://roy.esmilde.com/palmstatetimes.htm The Palm State Times] on the site contains an article about [[Thorax Corporation]].
*Their [http://roy.esmilde.com/cloogle.htm Cloogle] page has a reference to both Senor Cardgage Mortgage and Population: Tire.

==Salvadora==
An [https://salvadoracomic.com/comic/winter-warfare-4/ "instant costume"] is described as "flame pro-tardant".

== Scary Go Round ==
*[http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20050818 In the comic posted on August 18th, 2005], Shelley tells Gibby to tell her father about the "terrible a-splosions", an obvious reference to Vector Strong Bad.
*In the [http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20070912 September 12, 2007 comic], a slightly jam-inebriated Shelley replies to Amy's instructions with "I do as I'm told", a la [[Homsar]] in [[dragon]].

== SCemails ==
This webcomic is a spoof of Strong Bad Email.

==Sequential Art==
In [http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=373 comic #373], a Pyro like character is marked as [[Trogdor|"Burnerinator"]].

== Sinbad Comic ==
In this [http://rinkworks.com Rinkworks] parody of [[Wikipedia:Sinbad of the Seven Seas|Sinbad of the Seven Seas]], one character announces that it "[[Dangeresque|looks like I'm gonna hafta jump!]]" [http://www.rinkworks.com/sinbad/?c=11]

== Sluggy Freelance ==
The weekly filler Meanwhile in the Dimension of Pain shows the demons deathmatching. When Horribus uses the Unholy Hand grenade and the demons are all incinerated, the panel reads "And all was laid to burnination."
[http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=040501 link]

== SMAX ==
The ''Top Ten'' spin-off comic ''[http://www.enjolrasworld.com/Jess%20Nevins/Smax/Smax%20index.htm SMAX]'' puts Jaafs Macksun and his partner Toybox in a world of fantasy. In Issue, #2, the design on the back of Toybox's jacket turns into the faces of Homestar and Strong Bad. In issue #3, a wanted poster for Trogdor is on a pole and the silhouette of Homestar and Pom Pom are seen in town.

== Snafu ==
In the strip [http://www.snafu-comics.com/comics.php?comic_id=144 Otakon 2004], Homestar Runner has a cameo in the 3rd panel, saying "I could sure go for a glass of melonade."

In the fan comic [http://ppg.snafu-comics.com/?comic_id=180 Pwerpuff Girls Doujinshi], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zim_(Invader_Zim) Zim's] little robot [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Invader_Zim_characters#GIR GIR] says the familiar quote, [[Nine Times | "I can do it! I can do it nine times!"]]

== Sore Thumbs ==
In [http://www.sorethumbsonline.com/comics/st20041220.gif this] comic, a drugged director quotes Strong Bad's "H*R and Marzipan Dating Simulation XR" from Strong Bad Email [[date]].

== Square Root of Minus Garfield ==
*The twenty-second strip is [http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=22 an homage to Homestar Runner], featuring the characters reworked to [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]].
*[http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=533 Strip 533] reworks an older Garfield strip into a [[Make-O Your Own Stinko]]-style strip.
*The author of [http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=1102 Strip 1102] mentions that he made the comic for the Homestar Runner Wiki forum.
*[http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2179 Strip 2179] features Jon with Stinkoman's head and also a reference to the year 20X6.
*In [http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2264 strip 2264], the author mentions in the comments that in Jim Davis's comic "Gnorm Gnat", there was "a shady dealer like [[Bubs]] from H*R".
*In [https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2992 strip 2992], Garfield greets Jim Davis' lawyers, from [[Strong Bad Classics!]], with a quote from the same short.
*[http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=3330 Strip 3330] is made using Make-O Your Own Stinko.
*In [http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=3341 strip 3341], the description reads "What if [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]] did a [[Buttdance|butt dance]]?!"
*[http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=3472 Strip 3472] is called "[[The system is Down (song)|The System Is Meow'n']]", and features Jon flicking the lights on and off, like [[The Cheat]] does in the email [[techno]]. The description reads "The Jon is ''grounded''.", another reference to that email.
*[https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=5066 Strip 5066] references the email [[virus]], with its title being "Flagrant System Error", and with Jon's dialogue mirroring that of Strong Bad after receiving the error. The author writes that this likely will result in a breakdown of reality and with the computer being shotgunned, further referencing the email's events.
*[https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=5670 Strip 5670] takes a cue from Strong Bad's suggestion in [[web comics]] to "MS Paint your way to a non-punchline", applying this method to a Garfield comic.
*[https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=5731 Strip 5731] includes cameos from Homestar Runner and Bubs in a long string of characters Jon blames for his pipe having gone missing.
*[https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=6269 Strip 6269] features Garfield asking about the location of his [[Poot-Slap|Poot Slap]], followed by sound effects reading "DANSK! What's that staunch".

== Staccato ==
In the online webcomic, Staccato, when the author portrays his characters as Fantastic Four characters, the one portrayed as the "The Human Torch" says "'The Human Torch?' 'Flame On?' That all sounds kinda' fruity... Couldn't I be be called like 'The Burninator' or something?" in direct reference to Trogdor.
[http://www.staccatocomic.com/2005-011.php]

== [http://www.drunkduck.com/Stickman_and_Cube/ Stickman and Cube] ==
The title of [http://www.drunkduck.com/Stickman_and_Cube/index.php?p=428712 this] comic references [[A Splode]].

==[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/stolen-pixels/5265-Stolen-Pixels-22-Awesomed-Episode-1 Stolen Pixels]==
Stolen Pixels, a webcomic for the Escapist magazine by Shamus Young, did a five-strip crossover series between Sam & Max and SBCG4AP.

== Tales of Southtown ==
In [http://southtown.incomprehensibility.com/archives.php?id=12 Episode #12], the words "That is not a small number!" appear on a scroller at the bottom of the TV screen that Geese is watching, a reference to [[virus]].

== Team Fortress #3: A Cold Day in Hell ==
During [http://www.teamfortress.com/tf03_cold_day_in_hell/#f=31 a fight with a Siberian bear], Soldier shouts [[huttah|"Huttah!"]] before breaking its neck.

== The Devil's panties ==
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*The [http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/701 April 16 2003 comic] has the main character (Jennie) screaming "TROGDOR" in a caffeine-fueled rage. It also includes a picture of Strong Bad in the first panel.
*The [http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/1208 September 27 2004 comic] also features Jennie screaming "TROGDOOR" in a caffeine-fueled rage.
*The [http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/1341 February 8 2005 comic] features geeks entertaining themselves by singing among other things "The system is down" and shouting "Trogdoor".

== The Misadventures of Gary and Ted ==
Trogdor [http://garyandted.com/2007/02/05/59-a-game-of-wits/ shows up] as a solution in a Sudoku square in the third panel.

== The Rodlands Comics ==
*In [http://pic2.piczo.com/Visitmypiczosite/?g=23541472 Issue 10], Homestar Runner can be seen on the plane.

== [http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Symmetrical_Breadpazoid/ The Symmetrical Breadpazoid] ==
The title is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]. Also, [http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Symmetrical_Breadpazoid/?p=583665 Educomix 5] has a cameo by [[Homestar]] in the seventh panel, and [http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Symmetrical_Breadpazoid/?p=615357 Taking Turns 15] references [['d]], and mentions [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] in the description. The description for [http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Symmetrical_Breadpazoid/?p=621744 Man Walks Into A Bar 2] mentions "[[Pistols for Pandas|several limes]]", and the description for [http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Symmetrical_Breadpazoid/?p=624840 Educomix 14] states "[[The Cheat Theme Song|This is the best videogame I've ever played.]]"

== The Whiteboard ==
[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb220.html 2003-10-31] - Pom Pom appears in a Halloween party.

== Theater Hopper ==
Tom Brazelton of Theater Hopper had himself in his [http://www.theaterhopper.com/index.php?date=20040623 comics] on June 23, with a Homestar shirt.

Also, [http://www.theaterhopper.com/index.php?date=20060623 this] comic features the [[Wear a Bikini!]] plane in the background.

On [http://www.theaterhopper.com/2009/11/23/the-artistic-solution this] comic Tom is drawing abs in a similar way to the [[Ab-Abber 2000]].

== Tiny Sepuku ==
[http://tinysepuku.com/comics.asp?a=04-22-04 This comic] about catchy songs includes [[Everybody to the Limit]] (with [[Fhqwhgads]] misspelled as "fhqwdgads") as one of its examples.

== [http://www.shazzbaa.com/ Today Nothing Happened] ==
In this journal comic, [http://www.shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=37 strip 36] shows us about the time the author met [[The Brothers Chaps]] (featuring cameos by [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], [[Trogdor]], and [[Strong Bad]]), and [http://www.shazzbaa.com/index.php?c=110 strip 109] is named "Your Model [[A Splode|A-Splode]]".

== Twisted Kaiju Theater ==
A season 17 [http://www.neomonsterisland.com/tktarkv/vol2/017/803/1.html episode] of the comic makes reference to Trogdor, and reveals that the creator hadn't heard of homestarrunner.com until 2005.

== [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35747963/ Toonatopia] ==
Homestar Runner is mentioned on the [http://www.deviantart.com/view/21218372/ first page].

== Under Power ==
*In the [http://underpower.non-essential.com/index.php?comic=20040202 Feb 02, 2004] Strong Bad is behind the elf and saying ARROWED! Also, the copyright line at the bottom reads "strong bad © 2001-2004 the brothers chaps".
*In the [http://underpower.non-essential.com/index.php?comic=20040519 May 19, 2004] comic, Strong Bad and the Cheat are the DJs in panel 2.

== Universal Voyage ==
*In [http://bobandgeorge.com/comics/archives.php?name=nw&page=2&perpage=1 Comic #2] there are sprites of Strong Bad and Trogdor as a team called "Burninators!"
*In [http://bobandgeorge.com/comics/archives.php?name=nw&page=563&perpage=1 Comic#563], Homestar makes a rather ''shocking'' sprite cameo.



== VG Cats ==
*The "[http://www.vgcats.com/new/ New to the site]" page starts "Welcome aboard the USS VGCats.com, this is a website!", both mimicking and linking to [[First Time Here?]]
*In [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/100.php Comic 100], click on "100 Comics" at the end to see Pantsman answer an email on the [[Compy 386]]. Strong Bad later appears and repeats a line from [[sibbie]] in this clip.
*In the 6th panel of [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=129 Comic 135], a The Cheat Talking Plush Doll is visible with the rest of the merchandise behind the glass in the bottom right.
*At the top of the new layout, there is a [http://www.vgcats.com/quotes/rotate.php rotating image], featuring several different quotes. A few of them are [How do you type with boxing gloves on?], [We are the band LIMOZEEN!] and [Let's get ready to look SO GOOD!]
*The title for the news post on Saturday, September 10, 2005 at 12:43 PM is "Throw baby", a [[Peasant's Quest]] reference.
*[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=185 Comic 187] is titled Jorbs, a reference to [[A Jorb Well Done]] and [[Coach Z]]'s accent in general.
*In the comic titled [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=230 "Saftey Guide"], the first panel has a guitar with a sticker of the ever-popular band [[Limozeen]].

== Walking Is Still Honest ==
*In [http://www.stillhonest.com/?strip_id=69 strip #69], the power is out, and there is a picture of Strong Bad's head with the words "Power Failured!" above it.
*In [http://www.stillhonest.com/?strip_id=94 strip #94], the trebuchet is nicknamed 'Trebdor, the Flinginator'.

== West Corner Of the Park ==
{{sitelanguagenotice}}
*In [http://www.graphxpress.com/cgi-bin/wcotp.cgi?date=20031005 this strip], a cat is crushed by a [[Heavy Lourde]], and Trogdor has burninated a cottage and a rabbit, saying "[[The S is for Sucks]]".

== Whatever I Want to Do, Gosh ==
*In the [http://www.drunkduck.com/Whatever_I_Want_to_Do_Gosh/index.php?p=404592 May 15, 2008 comic] characters speculate on the assumption that ''Everybody'' loves The Homestar Runner.

*In subsequent comics, the Homestar Runner Fan offers an in-depth analysis of Strong Bad Emails ([http://www.drunkduck.com/Whatever_I_Want_to_Do_Gosh/?p=427318 7/7/08]) and meets a girl named [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/the_process#Transcript "Female Sam"]. ([http://www.drunkduck.com/Whatever_I_Want_to_Do_Gosh/?p=427319 7/9/08])

==WikiWorld==
* A WikiWorld comic about George Burdell has a drawing of the fictional student [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2007-09-03/WikiWorld wearing a Strong Bad T-Shirt].

==Wildsiderz==
In the first issue of this [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildsiderz comic] a Strong Bad sticker can be seen on the wall of Derek Styler's room.

== Witchs' Brew ==
The origin of the Witch's Brew name came from Homestar's famous Halloween [[Witch's Brew|witch's brew]] line. (Alas, however, the phrase is not spelled correctly in the comic.) Also, in the [http://homepage.mac.com/witchsbrew/brews1-10/brew01.html first] comic, Homestar appears on the last panel, and the [http://homepage.mac.com/witchsbrew/brews1-10/brew03.html third] comic uses the CHILDREN! panel from [[Teen Girl Squad]]. The [http://homepage.mac.com/witchsbrew/brews1-10/brew06.html sixth] comic tells us to not fake the funk on a nasty dunk, one of [[Homsar]]'s quotes from [[interview]]. And the author bios describe one of the creators as "one of the few lucky non-peasant humans to be burninated."

==World of Warcraft Comic Contest==
In a comic submitted by the character Bludlemon, on the furbolg's necklace is a small Strong Bad head. Link: http://www.blizzard.com/wow/screenshot.aspx?ImageIndex=84&Set=64



== The Wotch ==
*In the [http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2003-04-02 April 2, 2003 comic], Jason looks at a shelf full of magical items in the eighth panel. [[Trogdor]] can be seen on the top shelf.
*In the [http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2003-06-24 June 24, 2003 comic], Lilly and Jennie are playing with Homestar Runner action figures. In particular they are acting out a scene from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]].
*In the first panel of the [http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2007-06-25 June 24, 2007 comic], Katie tells Wolfie about the [[DNA Evidence]] cartoon.

== The Wotch: CHEER! ==
*In the [http://cheer.thewotch.com/index.php?date=20060314 March 14th, 2006, comic], Lita makes a Pig Latin comment reminiscent of Strong Bad's at the end of [[rock opera]], right down to the reversal of what was meant and what was said.
*In a [http://cheer.thewotch.com/index.php?date=20070303 later comic], "Principal O'Brian"/32 excuses herself to go "[[Made-up Places#Place|Place]]", similarly to Strong Bad at the end of [[different town]].
*In the [http://cheer.thewotch.com/index.php?indate=20070410 April 10th, 2007 comic], "Principal O'Brian"/32 claims to have [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|tampered with the DNA evidence]], using the same wording Strong Bad used in [[unnatural]].
*In [http://cheer.thewotch.com/index.php?date=20080314 March 14, 2008's comic], taking place in the same magic shop as the above The Wotch reference, the same Trogdor figure can be seen on the shelf.
*In the author's notes for [http://www.cheercomic.com/?date=2009-03-10 the March 10, 2009 comic], it's noted that the characters can't get [[ye flask]]. In [http://www.cheercomic.com/?date=2009-04-14 April 14, 2009's comic], Bree successfully reaches the flask, with the pseudo-sound-effect "*get ye flask*".

== [http://www.vipercomics.com/webComics/yht You'll Have That] ==
On the [http://www.vipercomics.com/webComics/yht/strips/050725.gif July 25th, 2005 comic], Andy tries to steal a new [[Compy 386]].

== xkcd ==
*In the [http://xkcd.com/341/ first comic of the 1337 series], one of the characters asks "How does she type with oven mitts!?"
*In the comic "[http://xkcd.com/537/ Ducklings]," the tooltip text reads "DUCKLOOP'D?"
*In the comic "[http://xkcd.com/1288/ Substitutions]", Homestar Runner is listed as something that would be fun to read in the news instead of Homeland Security.
*In the comic "[http://xkcd.com/1571/ Car Model Names]", A name to avoid for the brand Mitsubishi is "Fhqwhgads."
*In the comic "[http://xkcd.com/1759/ British Map]", Fhqwhgads is a location near the border between England and Wales.
*In the comic "[http://xkcd.com/1937/ IATA Airport Abbreviations]", "FHQ" is the abbreviation for the Fhqwhgads airport. Strong Bad would later make a joke on this in a tweet dated January 3, 2018 on [[@StrongBadActual]].
*Deep within the April Fool's comic "[http://xkcd.com/1975 Right Click]", going through a path with options "N, E, S, W", one sequence gives the options "N, S, Dennis".

== Yet Another Fantasy Gaming Comic ==
* [http://yafgc.net/comic/0893-fangtasms/ Strip 893] has an appearance by Homsar, comparing his speech with that of the Kobold character Captain Fang.

== Zelda comic ==
*[http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=096.gif Comic 96] is entitled Dot, Dot, Dot.
*In [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=136.gif Comic 136], Bub says "Ow! my stomach lining!!!"
*On comic [http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=162.png 162], the characters are swamped by Cuccos with the caption "CUCCO'D!"
*[http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=164.png Comic 164] is actually called "Yet Another Subtle Homestar Reference." The reference is "shut it up, you."
*[http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=170.png Comic 170] is entitled "I'm So Glad the Bub is Not Dead."
*In [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=193.png Comic 193], the Miscreant decapitates Edgar with the caption "DECAPITAT'D!"
*On the [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=200.png 200th] comic, they used the "Its almost over!" screen from Teen Girl Squad.
*[http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=212.png Comic 212] is entitled "Yeah, Shut Up, Kid."
*On comic [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=217.png Comic 217], Link says "Rock, rock on!"
*On comic [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=220.png Comic 220], Link says,"That sounds re-zon-able".
*On comic [http://www.zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=223.png Comic 223], when Link rolls his eyes, it says "Eye roll'd!"
*On comic [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=225.png 225], Link asks what would happen if Bub fights Lloyd. Bub answers saying "his head a splode?"
*On comic [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=227.png 227], Lloyd dodges an attack with the caption "Matrix'd!"
*Also in the bonus section, there is a thing called "Flame War 04." The [http://zeldacomic.net/archives/bonus/flamewar04/flame1.jpg first comic] is a reference to the Strong Bad Email [[dragon]], and the state (California) with the underwear is a reference to Strong Bad Email [[weird dream]].

[[Category:Sightings]]

slumber party

2026-07-18T19:31:27Z

DEIDATVM: subject-verb agreement, remove space before last "And"

{{sbenav}}
[[Image:Slumber party sega tapes.png|thumb|200px|"Whoa! Jackpot!"]]

Strong Bad gives slumber party advice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Dining Room]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 1, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:11

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Gary... I hope this email's from Gary... ''{The email comes up}'' Hah! Aw...

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: slumber parties</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a 
lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber 
parties should one attend or ignore? 
Sincerely, 
Thomas O. from NY
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad reads NY as en-why}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So it was just you and Uno? Like, no other people or sleeping bags or R-rated movies? Uh, you probably shoulda skipped that one. Family card games are notorious for hosting the worst slumber parties.

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting at a table with his eyes half closed. There is a deck of cards sitting across from him on the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flatly}'' Thanks for inviting me, Skip-Bo.

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen}'' But let's say you get invited to a slumber party by a carbon based lifeform. The first thing you wanna look at is the popularity of the host.

''{Cut to a blackboard on which is written "COOLGUY'S LAW:" alongside a drawing of Strong Bad's head wearing glasses and a mortar board}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' According to Coolguy's law, the popularity of the host is inversely proportional to the amount of fun you can have at their house.

''{As he speaks, the formula appears on the blackboard. Cut back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You got nothing to lose! You can tear that place apart and dislocate all the younger siblings' shoulders you want. It's not like you're ever going back there again.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner's bedroom. Homestar and Strong Bad are there, and there are sledgehammers embedded in the walls. Strong Bad is holding a sledgehammer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What did you say the name of this family card game was again, Strong Bad?

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is called Find The Load Bearer. You never played this before?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. Find The Load Bearer, Bed Axe, ''{Cut to Homestar's bed, which has two axes embedded in it}'' I never heard of any of these games we're playing.

''{Strong Bad throws another axe into the bed. Cut back to the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Unpopular kids' dads definitely still play video games, so try and locate{{--}}

''{Cut to Strong Bad reaching into Homestar's dresser and pulling out some games}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' {{--}}his stash of Rated M for Mature titles.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Jackpot! ''{Holds up a game with a skull in a bloodstain on the cover}'' Blood Bleeder, ''{Holds up a game with the disembodied heads of two men and a dog on the cover}'' Head Chopper 2, ''{Holds up a game with a laser shooting at some disembodied scabs on the cover}'' Scab Wars, ''{Holds up a game with a blistered hand and a ghost holding a chainsaw on the cover}'' Blistergeist? Most of these things have been taken off the market!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Those are off-limits. We're only allowed to play Clapping Party.

''{Homestar plays Clapping Party, which consists of two hands against a blue background. They clap three times, and the words "ROUND CLEAR" appear against a red background with confetti. Twelve left hands rapidly appear at the bottom of the screen, each one right in front of another. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next thing to consider when going to a slumber party is the menu.

''{Cut to a blue screen with the words "TYPICAL SLUMBER PARTY FARE" at the top and a boy's head at the bottom. As the things appear, the boy gets fatter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Typical slumber party fare includes things like, six-foot party sub ''{a sub appears from the top of the screen, which then expands}'', an exorbitant amount of pizza ''{Fourteen boxes of pizza appear in stacks of eight and six}'', and at least enough Skittles ''{Skittles fall on the right of the screen}'' and red cream soda ''{Three mugs of bubbling cream soda appear}'' to make your spit hurt.

''{The boy sticks out his tongue, which is bumpy and rainbow colored. A rainbow drool-drop forms. Cut to a table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But if you get over there, ''{Strong Bad falls from the sky}'' and they're, like, having a meal at a table, and they're serving, like...

''{A chicken leg in a pan moves towards Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uncertain voice}'' Chicken... in a pan? ''{A plate moves towards Strong Bad and salad appears on it}'' With some... salad... ''{A glass of milk pours from the top of the screen}'' and a... glass ''{pronounces the "a" slowly}'' of milk? To drink?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You better start running! ''{Strong Bad runs}'' Because that family must have some serious health problems.

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But if you're looking for a guaranteed good time, you need to get invited to an OLDER KID'S slumber party. Anything goes at those things!

''{Cut to Coach Z's locker room. Pan from Bubs to Coach Z to the King of Town}''

'''BUBS:''' My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{Overlapping}'' And my back still hurts. And my knees still hurt. And my hips still hurt.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Overlapping}'' Government ain't right! Government ain't right!

''{Cut back to Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' So my escrow carried over into my lumbago, but then my sciatica started acting up.

''{Cut to a wider shot. Strong Bad, with his eyes half closed, is on the left with a sleeping bag on the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, can you guys start using some words that were invented ''after'' the year nineteen-oh-zero?

''{Cut to the King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Come now, young whipper-snapper. My fellows and I were just about to start playing at games of chance. ''{Holds up some dice and shakes them}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad, with his eyes completely open}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme guess. That ''doesn't'' include Bed Axe. ''{Holds up an axe}''

''{Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, you might wanna put a cap on what you define as "older kids." Other than that, you can always look forward to endlessly ridiculing the kid that got picked up early 'cause he misses his mom. Strong Sad used to do that when we'd have slumber parties in our own basement!

''{Cut to a wide shot. Strong Sad is standing nearby with his arm in a sling}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' That only happened once!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{nodding}'' Uh-huh...

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{reluctantly}'' A week...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep going.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{very reluctantly}'' For ten years...

'''STRONG BAD:''' There you go!

''{He turns back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, and one more thing: If your jim-jams happen to be a, oh, I dunno, long V-neck undershirt with a pair of questionable tighty-whities underneath, maybe don't wear those to the slumber party. Don't ask me how I know this. Please, PLEASE, ''{hangs head}'' DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, mocking voice}'' How do you know that?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's it! Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder! Yah!

''{Strong Bad jumps off his chair and offscreen. Strong Sad yells. [[New Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "questionable" at the end to play [[Clapping Party]]. After two rounds, "''[[Blistergeist]]'' mode" is unlocked, in which an unpixelated ghost in a hockey mask attacks the hands with a chainsaw, causing equally unpixelated blisters to appear on them. The game stops at this point.
*Click on "slumber party" at the end to watch Homestar's Slumber Party dance.
:''{Homestar is [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|dressed in a t-shirt with a keyboard and notes on it, his bunny slippers, sleeping cap]], and holding a rolled up sleeping bag, while [[dancing]] on a blue background}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Party! Slumber party! Listen to some Sade! At my slumber party!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
[[Image:Coolguy's Law.png|215px|thumb|Coolguy's law]]
*According to [[Bogus Mathematical theorems#Coolguy's Law|Coolguy's Law]], the more popular the host of the slumber party, the less fun you can have at their house.
**Unless Coolguy's Law is restricted to carbon-based lifeforms, this would mean that family card games are very popular.
*"Rated M for Mature" refers to the {{w|Entertainment Software Rating Board|ESRB}} rating system, which uses letters to indicate what age group a video game is best suited for. M is the second highest rating, and is recommended for players seventeen and older.
*Similarly, R-rated movies are those that are restricted from those younger than age seventeen, unless accompanied by a parent or guardian to the theater.
*"Escrow" refers to assets set aside with a third party until some conditions are met for their release; "lumbago" refers to various kinds of lower back pain; "sciatica" is an irritation of the sciatic nerve, or the main nerve running from the base of the spine down each leg.

===Trivia===
*This email was sent in by wiki user [[User:ThomasO|ThomasO]].
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#heart of china|heart of china]]".
*[[Homestar's clock]] reads 10:00.
*The [[Podstar Runner]] description for this email reads, "Strong Bad gives some advice for attending a slumber party."
**This is also the [[YouTube]] description for this email, except with "for" replaced with "on".

===Remarks===
*Coolguy's Law is seen in action in [[the bet]], where Strong Bad stays the night with the King of Town.
*In Homestar Runner's house, the bed is next to the loungeroom, even though Homestar claimed to have stairs in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*When Strong Bad says, "find the {{w|Structural load|load bearer}}," he is referring to a {{w|Wall stud|stud}}, although in a typical wood-framed house, most vertical studs bear an equal load.
*As Strong Bad raids the "M for Matures" cabinet, the [[Sega tapes]] ''Throat Rip'' and ''Saliva Quest'' are sitting atop it.
*Although Blistergeist is "off-limits" at Homestar's house, Clapping Party apparently has a "Blistergeist" mode.
*The pixels in the hands during Clapping Party are [[Angled Pixels|tilted]].
*In Clapping Party, the hands can only clap once every few seconds.
*The salad, the milk and its glass all appear from [[hammerspace]].
*The King of Town mentions "government ain't right"; notably, he is the government.
*Not counting neologisms (such as "Coolguy" and "Blistergeist"), Strong Bad himself only uses a handful of words invented after "the year nineteen-oh-zero", several of those being brand names: "email" (1979), "UNO" (1971), "Skip-Bo" (1967), R-rated (1968), "Skittles" (1974), tighty-whities (1985), and v-neck (1900 exactly). "Slumber party" (1940s) and "video games" (1973), though compound terms, may also count. However, none of these words were used around Bubs, Coach Z, and the King of Town.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Disconnected.png|100px|thumb|[[Disconnected]] II: This Time, It's Homestar's Legs.]]
*When Strong Bad says "Gary" a second time, his reflection moves more than his head when he says the "G" in Gary.
*When Homestar is dancing in the Easter egg, his legs are occasionally disconnected.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad is referred to as Prof. Tor Coolguy in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], hence the name of "Coolguy's Law".
*Strong Bad supposedly attends battle [[axe]] lessons every Saturday, as mentioned in the email [[other days]], though "Bed Axe" marks the first time he has actually been seen using one.
*Video games and R-rated movies were previously mentioned in conjunction with a sleepover in [[the bet]].
*Some of the games have [[blood]].
*Blistergeist is a [[portmanteau]] of "blister" and "{{wp|poltergeist}}".
*The Blistergeist's chainsaw is identical to [[Strong Mad's chainsaw]] from [[bedtime story]].
*This is the third email in a row to mention [[pizza]].
*The pizza boxes are from [[The Pizz]], introduced in the previous email, [[pizza joint]], only now labeled "Slumber Party [[Style]]" instead of "Neighborhood Style".
**[[:Image:headlessdance.gif|Homestar's dance]] and song from his Easter egg is also based on an Easter egg seen in pizza joint, itself based on a TV advertisement for the 1987 Parker Brothers' board game "Pizza Party". The song Homestar sings in the Easter egg is also based on the intro email song from [[strong badathlon]].
*Strong Bad is served [[chicken]] in a pan with some [[salad]].
*Strong Bad mentions "questionable [[underwear|tighty-whities]]".

===Real-World References===
[[Image:blood bleeder.png|thumb|Blood Bleeder]]
*{{w|Uno (card game)|Uno}} and {{wp|Skip-Bo}} are card games produced by {{wp|Mattel}}.
*"Coolguy's Law" is a parody of {{wp|Coulomb's law}}.
*{{w|Skittles (confectionery)|Skittles}} are a small fruit-flavored candy produced by {{wp|Mars, Incorporated}}.
*Blood Bleeder is a parody of ''{{w|Blood (video game)|Blood}}''. The game boxes also look similar.
*Blistergeist is a parody of ''{{wp|Splatterhouse}}'', with the figure on the cover wearing a mask similar to ''Splatterhouse'''s protagonist. This in turn was referencing the hockey mask-wearing {{wp|Jason Voorhees}} from the ''{{w|Friday the 13th (franchise)|Friday the 13th}}'' horror movie series.
*The T-shirt Homestar is wearing during the Easter egg is identical to the one [[Michael Jackson]] wears in his music video for "{{wp|Beat It}}". This shirt was also seen in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*{{w|Sade (band)|Sade}} is a British {{w|rhythm and blues|R&B}}/{{w|Soul music|soul}} band. The name is also used by their {{w|Sade (singer)|lead singer}} independently.

===Fast Forward===
*"[[Slumber Party Games|Find the Load Bearer]]" is mentioned again in the loading screen of [[Make-o Your Own Stinko]].
*The music heard during the explanation of Coolguy's law is used as a recurring theme in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]. It is also the basis for the instrumental version of the games' main theme, [[Handle My Style]].
*Strong Bad's distaste of serving chicken in a pan is revisited in [[Fan 'Stumes 2021]].

==DVD Version==
*The Clapping Party Easter egg now plays automatically.
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' It's just me this time.

'''MIKE:''' That's fine. I, I, I would rather talk to you because I do have something I wanna talk about.

'''MATT:''' Yeah? The double deal?

'''MIKE:''' No, the term "slumber party", let's talk about.

'''MATT:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' It's a pretty funny term.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Slumber, I mean...

'''MATT:''' It sounds about as square as you can get.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, exactly.

'''MATT:''' ''{in an affected accent}'' "Would you like... My{{--}} my fellows, would you like to come to my house for slumber?" ''{Mike laughs}'' "For to take slumber? To partake of slumber?"

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Ssssleepovers... cause there, when it was just one person, it's{{--}} it's just a sleepover.

'''MATT:''' Right.

'''MIKE:''' And then at some point...

'''MATT:''' Man, look at that. Skip-Bo throws some terrible slumber parties. ''{Mike laughs}'' ''{pause}'' Um...

'''MIKE:''' How many people do you think constitute a slumber party? Maybe five?

'''MATT:''' Whoa. How many friends ''you'' have?

'''MIKE:''' What?

'''MATT:''' Man, I... It was a slumber party if I could get a kid to come over to the house.

'''MIKE:''' But I'm saying that was a sleepover.

'''MATT:''' Yeah...

'''MIKE:''' When does a sleepover turn into a slumber party?

'''MATT:''' Back in those days it was, like, usually for a kid's birthday.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Like it was the one time a mom would tolerate having however many other stupid little kids sleeping in their house.

'''MIKE:''' I remember Mrs. Edwards gave me a quarter 'cause I was the first one to fall asleep ''{Matt laughs}'' at Scott's birthday party{{--}}

'''MATT:''' Good job!

'''MIKE:''' {{--}}and I was totally faking it. Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Nice job!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' So Homestar does not have any kind of, ''{Mike laughs}'' uh... fitted sheet over his mattress. That was based on a mattress that, uh, that ''we'' had as kids, right?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ...Oh, let's talk about these games.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, these are some good games. I want to look at Head Chopper 2 again, there's some good severed pixel heads on that one. Oh, Clapping Party.

'''MIKE:''' Did we make a playable version of Clapping Party, again?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I think you just click, click through it to clap. It's pretty good, it's pretty good. Watch that kid, Mike, in the lower-left corner.

'''MIKE:''' He's gonna have some disgusting rainbow saliva tongue in a minute.

'''MATT:''' Yeah he is. I can remember one time at this party, uh, there was a big, giant bowl of Skittles, like at least maybe two of those, of those like, one pound bag of Skittles, or, in it if not more. And me and this kid were over there just eating them by the handful and listening, and like, we had put on ''...And Justice for All'' and there was a strobe light so we were like, uh, like headbanging to some Metallica. ''{Mike laughs}'' And I remember...

'''MIKE:''' Were you slam dancing, maybe?

'''MATT:''' No, we were just headbanging.

'''MIKE:''' Just headbanging, okay.

'''MATT:''' Standing in place and headbanging and eating Skittles, and I remember Skittle spit coming out of my nose ''{Mike laughs}'' because I was, like, headbanging so intensely.

'''MIKE:''' Ha! That's pretty disgusting.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I'm sure...

'''MATT:''' I bet other kids were probably making out with girls at that party. I was standing by the Skittles table ''{Mike laughs}'' headbanging to some Metallica.

'''MIKE:''' I'm sure Lars would probably prefer, you know, people be...s{{--}} having Skittles saliva coming out of their nose than making out to "...And Justice for All".

'''MATT:''' Yeah, maybe.

'''MIKE:''' You know, maybe "One". You might make out to "One". ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' It's a really good song to make out to, I'm sure. "The Unforgiven"?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Or "Unforgiven", whatever that song's called. Uh... "Government ain't right, government ain't right!" ''{pause}'' We, uh, we work near, near a barber shop where we hear similar conversations to that one I think, where there's several, some old guys in the barber shop and they're arguing about some, some great subjects. ''{Mike chuckles}'' Hey, we, that's that sling that's under the, under the counter in Mom's bathroom!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Was that, when was that for? When was it for?

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I think it was Karen broke her elbow.

'''MIKE:''' Wow, that was a while ago.

'''MATT:''' Was it her elbow or arm? Out playing soccer? How'd she break hers?

'''MIKE:''' Did she break hers? She broke her back.

'''MATT:''' No, but I'm talking, somebody, maybe...

'''MIKE:''' Maybe Julie?

'''MATT:''' Julie's no{{--}}, it's for Julie's nose? A sling... ''{quietly}'' for Julie's nose. ''{regular volume}'' Uhh, so we've got some nice pictures of you, Mike, in the ol' V-neck, uh, sleeper shirt.

'''MIKE:''' Ah, yeah.

'''MATT:''' Giving the double thumbs up on the back porch, back patio in Indiana.

'''MIKE:''' Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

'''MATT:''' That was... bye.

'''MIKE:''' Bye.

=== Fun Facts ===
*''{{w|...And Justice for All (album)|...And Justice for All}}'' is a 1988 {{wp|Metallica}} album that includes the song "{{w|One (Metallica song)|One}}". {{wp|Lars Ulrich}} is the founding member and drummer of the band. "{{w|The Unforgiven (song)|The Unforgiven}}" was released on their next album, ''{{w|Metallica (album)|The Black Album}}''.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|180|12563|youtube=dIQ28YMDlM0}}

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[[Category:Podstar Runner]][[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Six]] [[Category: Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 2]]

Fall Float Parade

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[[Image:Fall Float Parade.PNG|thumb|"That's very... overt."]]
Coach Z and Marzipan host [[the 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, [[Duplicate Characters|Homsar]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The Hornblower}}, {{Film|The Knight}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, November 21, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

'''Page Title:''' Reign On, Parade! Reign On!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{A leaf logo appears with the words "The 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' We now return to the firty-tirst annual fall float parade.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Marzipan wearing scarves and earmuffs. Marzipan is holding a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows, and is glaring at Coach Z. Generic marching-style music is playing in the background.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Okay, den, welcome back. First, please allow me to apologize to my co-host, here, for any inapprapriate comments I may have made while we was at commercial.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{nearly under her breath}'' That's two strikes, Coach Z!

'''COACH Z:''' Yes, yes, what fun!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{suddenly cheerful}'' So, next up is good old Bubs.

'''COACH Z:''' Yes, good old my favorite type o' guy who I'm just all the time hangin' around and doin' stuff with, Bubs!

''{Cut to Bubs on a giant float with the words "COACH Z, YOU JERK" written on a model rainbow, next to a model of Coach Z's head with a [[Wikipedia:No symbol|no symbol]] over it. There is a banner hanging on the float that reads, "Happy Thanksgiving!!"}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{through a megaphone}'' Coach Z, you jerk!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{surprised; almost sympathetic}'' Ohhh.

'''BUBS:''' Coach Z, you jerk!

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I see then...

'''BUBS:''' Coach Z{{--}}

'''COACH Z:''' That's very{{--}}

'''BUBS:''' ''{with more emphasis than before}'' {{--}}you jerk!

'''COACH Z:''' {{--}}overt.

''{Cut to a close-up of a giant balloon in the likeness of Pom Pom.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, now here's somethin' that doesn't appear to be makin' fun of me. It's the Pam Pam b'loon!

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's "Pom Pom balloon" for those of you who don't speak Coach Z. Always a hit with the ladies, that Pom Pom.

''{Cut to a wide-shot with the Pom Pom balloon being led offscreen by Pom Pom. A pair of fez-wearing Homsars are coming in behind the balloon driving miniature red cars.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And never a hit with anyone, it's Homsar! Oh, and there's another Homsar.

'''HOMSARS:''' ''{both of them in unison}'' Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!

''{A new float enters the frame behind the two Homsars. This float has a big pile of sweatshirts in the center, a giant shooting star on the front, and a bee suspended by a giant spring on the back. "SWE ATSHIRTS" is printed on the base of the float. Homestar Runner is buried in the pile of sweatshirts with only his head visible.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, now this is just adorable. Homestar Runner's sweatshirt float.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{referring to the noticeable space in the float's wording}'' Looks more like a "swee-atshirt" float to me.

'''COACH Z:''' You say tomater, I zader matermorts. 

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar buried in the pile of sweatshirts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, help! I woke up in this pile of swee-atshirts and I don't know how to stop it! I'm s'posed to be watching Bubs' concession stand while he's in some ridiculous parade! ''{looks down}'' And I'm pretty sure a rat just bit my knee.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's great, sweetie. Say hi to that bee for me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hi, bee.

''{Cut back to the wide shot. Strong Mad walks into the frame carrying Bubs' Concession Stand, which has clearly been ripped out of the ground recently, as there are missing bricks and bits of sod still hanging from the bottom.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, it looks like Bubs has come to his senses and entered a proper float in the parade. 'Attaboy, Bubs!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' Concession Stand.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh. Serves him right, then.

''{Cut back to Coach Z and Marzipan.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, and here comes one of my favorites: the K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band!

''{Cut back to the parade. The band enters, made up of The King of Town waving The Poopsmith's shovel like a drum major's mace, The Poopsmith playing cymbals, The Hornblower blowing his horn, and the Knight playing a bass drum. The band comes to a halt. Cut to a close up of The King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A-break it down for me, fell-as!

''{Cut to a wide shot of the band again. They face the camera and resume playing, now in a hip-hop beat.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, yeah! I'm feeling this! ''{begins rapping}'' One two, one two, keep it gwaan! Listen to me cause Coach Z's, he's got it goin' on!

''{Cut to a close-up of Coach Z as he continues rapping.}''

'''COACH Z:''' I'm a pretty nice guy with fairly good teeth! C'mon, watch me{{--}}

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{breaking into the frame}'' No more free-styling. It's really annoying.

''{Cut back to the parade route. A new float enters. Strong Bad is on the float standing between two snowmen, beating them with nunchucks and making karate-style action noises. The base of the float, which appears to be a mattress on a wagon, reads: "Celebrating 04 Glorious Seconds of Nunchucking Snowmen." The "04" is a digital sign that counts up as the scene continues.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, and here's Strong Bad's annual not-even-remotely-fall-related float.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Is it just me, or does one of those snowmen look suspiciously like Strong Sad?

'''COACH Z:''' Nah, Strong Sad's yellow.

''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad and the snowman on the left, who is in fact Strong Sad. He spits out the carrot that had been in his mouth.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ptooey! Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be "Celebrating Our Nation's Covered Bridges!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges."

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, how on earth did I misunderstand all that?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know, man. You hear the words "covered bridges" and you just go into a trance.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{eyes widen as he goes into a trance}'' Ohhh, covered bridges...

''{Strong Sad starts moaning, but snaps out of it when Strong Bad resumes beating him with the nunchucks. A looming shadow crawls across the scene and ominous music plays.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And, as always...

''{Cut to a close-up of a giant balloon in the shape of [[Marshie]].}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ...bringing up the rear, it's the Marshie balloon!

'''COACH Z:''' Man, that thing has got to frighten some children!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Is anyone guiding that balloon?

''{Ominous music plays again as the camera pans down and The Cheat can be seen hanging from one of the balloon ropes, clearly not in control of the balloon. Cut to a wide shot of the platform Coach Z and Marzipan are standing on.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Run for your lives!

''{The Marshie balloon collides with the platform, knocking Coach Z and Marzipan off.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Argh! I regret everything!

''{The television signal cuts out as the platform collapses. It is quickly replaced by a technical difficulty screen with a turkey not knowing what to do with a plug. The caption at the top reads "Pardon our problems..." and "The End" appears at the bottom.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click the top left question mark at the end to see what happened to Bubs' Concession Stand.
:''{Strong Mad and Strong Bad are in what seems to be their laundry room, as there's a dryer nearby. Strong Mad is still holding the concession stand.}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' CAN I KEEP IT?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, you can't keep it. Now go put that thing back.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, yeah. ''That's'' not true.

*Click the top plug outlet at the end to see an additional scene with Homestar Runner.
:''{Homestar is standing in what seems to be the Field.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner, you have truly outdone yourself!
:''{Pan out to reveal Homestar in a box labeled "blue face man's store" over the removed Bubs' Concession Stand's foundation.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Old Mista' Bubs will never know the difference!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*The [[page title]] is a reference to the expression of "raining on someone's parade".
* K.O.T.H.S. stands for "King of Town High School". Many American high schools have marching bands that perform in float parades.
* A [[Wikipedia:Covered bridge|covered bridge]] is a bridge with enclosed sides and a roof, usually made of wood. These single-lane bridges are found throughout rural areas of the Northeastern and Midwestern United States.

===Trivia===
*Due to a discrepancy between the names of the HTML file and the Flash file, this toon didn't load properly when it was first released. A corrected version of the HTML file became available about two hours later.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "It's the 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade in Strong Badia!"

===Remarks===
*The Field is a bitmap image for the entirety of the toon, with the exception of the Homestar Runner Easter egg.
**The bushes in the background have fall colors (red, yellow, and brown) while the bushes in the Homestar Runner Easter egg have normal green leaves.
**There is just one stream of clouds in the sky, unlike most times when there are two curls of clouds.
*The colors of Coach Z's hat on Bubs' float are reversed (it should be a purple hat with a blue brim).
*The Homsars' fezes do not float in the air as long as Homsar's usual [[bowler hat]].
*Marzipan may have requested that Homestar say hi to the [[bee]] for her because she is very [[sensitive to bees]].
*When Strong Mad is holding Bubs' Concession Stand, he apparently has two right hands.
*Marzipan's smile reverts to [[Marzipan Evolution|an earlier form]] temporarily while Coach Z is announcing the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]].
*Although the Hornblower seems to be playing when the K.O.T.H.S. Marching Band "breaks it down", there is no sound of the horn. Also, when the cymbals crash, there is a sound of a snare drum, though there is none in sight.
*When Strong Bad's float comes in sight, the K.O.T.H.S. continues playing their "broken down" song, even though they are back in their original formation.
*Strong Sad apparently goes into a trance upon hearing the words "covered bridges"; however, he does not enter said trance when Strong Bad says the words for the first time, or when he says the words himself.
*The text on the "blue face man's store" box is in Strong Bad's handwriting [[font]], AhnbergHand, even though it is Homestar's work.
*It's possible Bubs' Concession Stand does not have a basement (contradicting the [[Broken Compy Menu]], [[geddup noise]], and [[winter pool]]), or that Homestar's box is covering the hole that leads to it.
* Coach Z seems to be affecting a [[Wikipedia:Jamaican Patois|Jamaican patois]] when he freestyles "keep it gwaan".

===Goofs===
*After Marzipan drinks from her hot chocolate, the mug is still full.
*When Strong Bad's float gets covered with the shadow of the Marshie balloon, the shading that overlays the float extends outside of the float in a wavy curve.
*At the end when the Marshie balloon crashes into the stand, and Strong Bad's float is visible in the background, the seconds counter showing how long he's been "celebrating glorious seconds of nunchucking snowmen" has nothing on it. Also, the carrot is back in Strong Sad's mouth.

===Inside References===
*The two Homsars are another instance of [[duplicate characters]] and [[Homsar#Homsar and the Laws of Physics|Homsar's unusual powers]].
*While buried in the pile of sweatshirts, Homestar thinks a [[Rats|rat]] has bit his knee.
*When the K.O.T.H.S. band first appears, it plays the theme song from [[The King of Town DVD]].
*Coach Z stating that he has "fairly good teeth" despite his [[lack of visible body parts|apparent lack of teeth]]. This could also be referring to his consumption of [[Listerine]].
*The [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchucks]] Strong Bad uses are from [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]'s [[Nunchuck Gun]].
*[[Sticky notes]] are used for the snowmen's features.
*The wagon supporting Strong Bad's float is the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] without the pancakes.
*The "pardon our problems" screen is in the same format as the "technical difficulties" screen from [[pizzaz]].
*As Strong Bad remarks, Strong Mad's claim that Bubs' Stand "followed him home" is a [[blatant lie]].

===Real-World References===
*The theme of a "Fall Float Parade" is a reference to many holiday parades, most notably the annual [[Wikipedia:Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade|Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parades]] in New York.
**In a striking coincidence, an errant balloon knocked over a light pole and injured two people during the 2005 Macy's Parade, just three days after this cartoon was released. A similar event also occurred in the 1997 Macy's Parade.
*"You say tomater, I zader matermorts" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:George Gershwin|George]] and [[Wikipedia:Ira Gershwin|Ira Gershwin]]'s 1937 hit song "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off", which compares the pronunciations of several words, including "[[Wikipedia:Tomato#Pronunciation|tomato]]" (''"to-may-to"/"to-mah-to"'').
*The fez-wearing Homsars in the little cars are modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Shriners|Shriners]], who also appear often in parades driving small cars.
**The duplicate fez-wearing Homsars may also be a reference to Akbar and Jeff from the comic strip [[Wikipedia:Life in Hell|Life in Hell]], as Akbar and Jeff both wear fezzes and are visually identical to each other.
*Homsar's line "Sing a Song of Pennzoil" is a reference to the old [[Wikipedia:Nursery rhyme|nursery rhyme]] "Sing a Song of Sixpence," also commonly known as "Four and Twenty Blackbirds".
**{{wp|Pennzoil}} is an American motor-oil company, which has sponsored many holiday parades and sports events.
**The mention of Pennzoil also references the Macy's parade having most of its floats and balloons representing major corporations.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad attempts to add lyrics to a song similar to this toon's score in [[portrait]], during an aborted attempt to present a musical [[Strong Bad Email]].
*The sweatshirts are later used to make laundry caves in [[hygiene]].
*Coach Z again says "I regret everything" in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*"K.O.T.H.S." is later referenced in the updated page title and description for the [[Yearbook Character Page]].
*[[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-01-10|One of Marzipan's voice outtakes]] that appeared on the website's [[Quote of the Week]] feature later became the basis for [[Character 5]]'s voice in [[Characters from Yonder Website]].

== YouTube Version ==
*When Coach Z introduces "the K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band", the beginning of "Marching" is slightly cut off. In the regular version, Coach Z begins to say "Marching" before we cut away from Marzipan and Coach Z. In the YouTube video, only the cutaway audio is heard, possibly due to an error in exporting to video.
*The audio quality is much higher.

== DVD Version ==
*The Strong Mad Easter egg is accessible by pressing right until the star is orange and pressing enter. The Easter egg showing Homestar manning Bubs' Concession Stand is accessible by pressing down until the H*R logo lights up and pressing enter.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Matt, we are now returning to the 4Tst annual fall float parade.

'''MATT:''' We like to mess with things like numbering like "first"... Forty-tirst, Mike... Tooty-two.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' That doesn't make any senses! What do you think he said to her, Mike? He said some ina''prap''riate comments, I feel like.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it was probably about her marshmallows that she's got in her hot chocolate there.

'''MATT:''' You think?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{as Coach Z}'' "I like your marshmallows there, Marzipan."

'''MATT:''' Yeah...

'''MIKE:''' ...and she took offense.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{chuckles at the Coach Z, You Jerk float}''

'''MIKE:''' What do you think Coach Z did to ''Bubs'' to{{--}}

'''MATT:''' I feel like he did not do anything. I feel like Bubs calculated out that that would sell the best{{--}} ''{both laugh}'' I don't know what he's selling. I feel like he just did some market research and he's like, ''right now, people like to hate Coach Z'', so like after this they went out and had some beers together and there weren't... there's no hard feelings. ''{Homsars go by}'' ...Two Homsars.

'''MIKE:''' Mm hmm.

'''MATT:''' Pennzoil, Mike. Not tin foil.

'''MIKE:''' ...There used to be this thrift store in Athens that had like a giant pile of clothes and you get a bag for five bucks and fill it with as many clothes, so, that's kind of what this is like, like you could just, I mean it was twenty feet high and you could bury yourself, but they got shut down because there were rats.

'''MATT:''' That's what Homestar gets bit by, right?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Yeah, I never got bit by a rat, fortunately, but...

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' He really doesn't want to have to say hi to that bee. It's like a kid going to school and mom's like, "No sweetie! Tell him that you made the cupcakes with extra-dainty flowers on them!" ...That never happened{{--}}

'''MIKE:''' I think I knew what the word absconding meant until that.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Is that what the word is?

'''MATT:''' Abscond?

'''MIKE:''' Abscond.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Sometimes Matt writes these words into the cartoons that I need to look up on dictionary.com.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' ''{jamming with the K.O.T.H.S. marching band}'' Oh! Uh! Uhh! One two, one two.

'''MIKE:''' So down here in the south anyway, the high school football games, the highlight is always the bands, uhh...

'''MATT:''' They break it down.

'''MIKE:''' They break it down, yeah.

'''MATT:''' It's nice. They'll do like, you know, some... song from "Cats" or something, but then while they're exiting the field they are swinging their cymbals all around and going nuts. Those snowmen remind me of when, when Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes would always make the snowmen like, murdering each other, getting run over by cars and stuff. Remember that?

'''MIKE:''' Yup.

'''MATT:''' More Post-it action.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Strong Bad loves to employ the Post-its. Post-its as a special effect and/or costume I think is a great concept.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, 'cause Killingyouguy's bullet holes in Dangeresque are Post-its.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. And the scars, I think. ''{Strong Sad goes into a trance about covered bridges}'' Oh no. Sounds like he's doing Tai Chi. ''{Marshie balloon overshadows the events}'' I like that the Marshie balloon is made to look like he's keeping himself inflated.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs, blows through tight lips}''

'''MATT:''' Like the Marshie balloon was{{--}} ''{laughs}'' If he was made with an open mouth, it would have just exploded or deflated.

'''MIKE:''' I always like these Technical Difficulties screens.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' That's a good one.

'''MIKE:''' There's one where The Cheat is plugging something back in, right?

'''MATT:''' That's from the Strong Bad Interview-Type Progrum. Coach Z regrets everything.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin and Hobbes]] is a popular comic strip first published in 1985.
*[[Wikipedia:Cats (musical)|Cats]] is a musical produced by [[Wikipedia:David Geffen|David Geffen]].
*Matt mentions [[Tooty-two]] in the beginning of the commentary.

==External Links==
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[[Category:Thanksgiving]]
[[Category:Events]]
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[[Category: Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]]

Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning

2026-07-12T11:44:51Z

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Nearly every [[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|computer]] that [[Strong Bad]] has owned has '''malfunctioned''' at some point, and they have done so in some famously tragic ways, most often with a Flagrant System Error or by exploding (the latter ending the computer's run to be replaced by a newer, better, but [[Strong Bad's Technology|still obsolete]] version).

==System Errors==

The '''System Error''' screen appears whenever Strong Bad's computer crashes. It is a direct reference to the [[Wikipedia:Blue screen of death|blue screen of death]] that appears on Windows computers.

===Flagrant System Error===
[[Image:flagrant system error 2.PNG|thumb|150px|"What the... Where did all my emails go?"]]
'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]
*Email [[50 emails]]
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]]
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>
{{clear}}

===Computer Over Notification===
[[Image:flagrant system error.PNG|thumb|150px|"Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!"]]
'''Computer:''' Compy 386
*Email [[virus]]
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
Computer over. 
Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>
{{clear}}

===Flamboyant System Error===
[[Image:Office Compy PuppetStuff.jpg|thumb|150px|"''Oh, great!''"]]
'''Computer:''' [[Corpy NT6]] (puppet variation)
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a5f90; text-align:center">Flamboyant System Error 
 
3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News</blockquote>
{{clear}}

===Teal Screen of Near Death===
[[Image:Tealscreenneardeath.PNG|thumb|150px|Oh, Child!]]
'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]
*Email [[retirement]]
<blockquote style="background: #06bfad; padding: 30px; width: 25em; margin: 0; border: none">
{| style="margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto"
|<div style="border: 1px solid black"><p style="border-top: 2px solid white; border-left: 2px solid white; border-bottom: 2px solid #999; border-right: 2px solid #999; background: #CCC; color: black; font-size: 150%; text-align: center; line-height: 125%; margin: 0; padding: 0"><big>[[Image:NO symbol red w-gray.png|50px|link=]]''' Oh, Child!'''[[Image:warning symbol yellow w-gray.png|50px|link=]]</big>
 It's the Teal Screen  of Near Death! (TSoND) </div>
|}
</blockquote>
{{clear}}

===Temp Log Off/Out Error===
[[Image:Temperror.PNG|thumb|150px|"Augh, gonna be a long one."]]
'''Computer:''' Corpy NT6
*Email [[from work]]
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#0048b6; border-color:#E2E2E2; text-align:center">
{| cellspacing="0" style="border:1px solid white; color:white; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto"
|-
| style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#455FD8" |  TEMP LOG OFF/OUT ERROR 
|-
| <div style="text-align:center; border:none; background:none">Oh you are SOOOO not gonna work here again!</div>
|}
</blockquote>
{{clear}}

===Fake Fragrant System Error===
[[Image:compe error.png|thumb|150px|i joké]]
'''Computer:''' [[Compé]]
*[[Compy Catalog]]
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#0000dc; border-color:#E2E2E2; text-align:center">
FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
 
 Your brand new computer is bloke.
 
 Please prepare to wait on hold
 with tech support for several hours.
 
 The current tech support smugness
 level is RED.
</blockquote>
{{clear}}

==Strong Bad's Computers Exploding==
[[Image:sbemail33.PNG|thumb|YOUR TANDY [[A SPLODE]]]]
Some of Strong Bad's computers are also known to [[Explosions|explode]], whether spontaneously or by outside forces. Probably the most famous of these explosions was the first explosion of the [[Tandy 400]], which was later fixed (though it still had some malfunctions afterward).

===Appearances===
*Email [[gimmicks]] ([[Tandy]]; this is shown again in a flashback in [[personal favorites]] and [[hremail 3184]])
*Email [[invisibility]] (Tandy, as shown in flashback in [[hremail 3184]])
*Email [[virus]] (Compy; not in the original but shown in a flashback in [[hremail 3184]], exploded when Bubs shot a hole in it)
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]] (Corpy NT6, puppet style)
*Email [[retirement]] (Tandy, purposely destroyed by Strong Bad and Homestar; Compy, while in [[Strong Mad]]'s mouth)
*Email [[hremail 3184]] ([[Lappy]]; purposely destroyed by Strong Bad through use of a self-destruct button)

==Miscellaneous Malfunctions==
[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|150px|That is not a small number!]]
Strong Bad's computers often have various malfunctions, sometimes involving [[gimmicks|explosions]] or [[The Virus|viruses]].

===Appearances===
*Email [[sisters]] {{--}} The Tandy spontaneously deletes Strong Bad's email, then saves another email when Strong Bad tries to delete it.
*Email [[virus]] {{--}} The Compy refuses to delete the virus email, reports more than 400,000 viruses, then blue-screens before the contents of the screen pour onto the carpet.
{{clear}}
==The Paper==
[[File:Strong Bad lamenting The Paper.png|thumb|150px|"wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy."]]
Following 172 emails of service, [[The Paper]] and its printer fell from an [[Hammerspace|unknown location]] above Strong Bad, breaking it as predicted in the email [[montage]]. After a few moments of reminiscing, Strong Bad burned the paper, in accordance with its last wishes. It was almost immediately replaced by an inkjet printer and the [[New Paper]]. The Paper came back in [[email thunder]] to beat up the New Paper, but since it got burned, its current fate is unknown.

===Appearances===
*Email [[the paper]]
{{clear}}
{{StrongBadEmailInfo}}
[[Category:Electronics running gags]][[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]

Category talk:Video Games

2026-07-04T10:53:43Z

DEIDATVM: yeah, seems inconsistently applied

== Category:Games ==

What's the difference between this and [[:Category:Games]]? Obviously [[:Category:Board Games]] wouldn't fit as a subcategory here, but everything else in the Games category seems like it could fit just as easily here, and vice versa. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 06:25, 4 July 2026 (UTC)
:Hmm, yeah, I can't see anything that clearly distinguishes the two categories and unifies their respective contents, with both having a mix of very old and more "modern" games, and also of playable and non-playable games: [[:Category:Games]] has [[Slumber Party Games]], which is also that category's only game of the non-video type (due to the article excluding [[Clapping Party]]), while [[:Category:Video Games]] has the non-playable [[Typing Tutor Turbo]]. I should also note that the [[:Category:Videlectrix Games]] subcategory also has a mix of playable and non-playable games. The Games category also has the unfinished [[Homestar Runner RPG]], while the Video Games category also has some games menus, but only two ([[Handheld Games Menu]] and [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]]) of the three "playable" (including the [[Second Games Menu]]) and five total menus.
:At the very least, everything in the Games category apart from [[Games]] and [[Slumber Party Games]] seems like it should fit in the Video Games subcategory. {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 10:53, 4 July 2026 (UTC)

The Show: Ween Edition

2026-07-02T14:31:20Z

DEIDATVM: undo revision 839853; per revision 839859

{{aholidaynav|toons/hall-show-ween-toon}}

[[Image:The Show Ween Edition.png|thumb|"Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum."]]

This year, Homestar implements [[I really like your costume|his attempts to guess the cast's costumes]] into a fun little game on [[The Show]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, [[Rafferty]], [[Champeen]], [[Preshy]], {{film|Jibblies Painting|Rocoulm}} (YouTube version only)

See '''[[The Show: Ween Edition Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, October 29, 2023

'''Running Time:''' 6:37

'''Page Title:''' Sponsored by That Bottle of Water That's Over There
==Transcript==
''{The scene opens with Homestar against the night sky, stars and the moon visible in the background. Ominous music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Each Halloween, severals of people become mildly annoyed, when Homestar Runner misinterprets their costume.

''{Record scratch, ominous music stops.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So I made a game show out of it!

''{Zoom out to see Homestar standing on an orange floor, the night sky lifts up to reveal The Show background. The Show's theme music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to the tune of the The Show theme}'' Boo doo-doo! Boo-doo doo!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's right, paunchy America! It's time to play...

''{The title "Name/Guess That Homestar Runner Halloween Costume Misinterpretation" appears on screen one piece at a time as the crowd chants in unison.}''

'''CROWD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Name! Slash! Guess! That! Homestar! Runner! Hallo! Ween! Costume! Misin! Terpre! Tation!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And here's the star of Name/Guess That ''{mumbles}'' thing and the stuff: Homestar Runner!

''{The show's title falls off-screen, and Homestar walks onstage in costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks so much, Ron Johnny! It's a pleasure and a joy-joy to be doing this again for the first year in a row.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's get you locked in the isolation booth, dum-dum{{--}}

''{Homestar enters a small cylindrical chamber and shuts the door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over, continued}'' {{--}}and bring out our first contestant: Coach Z!

''{Cut to a window panel, which opens to reveal Coach Z dancing on a pedestal in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Okay, now, Coach Z, the rules are simple. Just tell us what you think Homestar Runner's misinterpretation of your costume will be.

''{Coach Z nods, and a lower third pops up reading "Coach Z as a Beastie Boy from the Intergalactic video".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, I think there's a lot of good options, but I gotta go with, "Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo crossing guard costume! They was always telling me to go froward, move ahead!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A solid guess!

''{A pop-up appears of a cinderblock, with a wig and googly eyes, and the text "Solid Guess!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's go to the iso booth and see what Homestar chose.

''{Cut back to the isolation booth. Homestar turns around to look at Coach Z. Drumroll.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Devo construction worker costume!

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Devo construction worker". Sad gameshow music plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Oooh, so close, Coach Z, but I'm afraid we can't accept it.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{sadly}'' Ohh...

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Thanks for playing!

''{Cut to a shot of a bottle of water, surrounded by a strip of lights. The bottle is labelled "Smarty Water" and has two green smudges on it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' ''{voice-over}'' Coach Z will receive: that bottle of water that's over there. It has some green stuff on it, but it might be on the outside of the bottle, I'm not sure. That bottle of water, that's over there.

''{Cut back to the stage, and Homestar's booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Continuing on, Homestar, how you feeling in there?

''{Homestar jiggles, making the sound of shaking an empty soda cup with ice in the bottom.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rumpled on the inside!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Let's ignore that and meet our next contestant: The King of Town!

''{Cut to another section of the stage, with a trapdoor in the floor, which opens, and the King of Town appears up through it, in costume.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Dooo hoo hoo hoo!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' All right, King, let's hear your guess.

''{A lower third reads "King of Town as Immortan Joe".}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' "Hey, King, I weally wike your what-you-look-like-when-you-first-wake-up-still-wearing-your-CPAP-machine costume!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' A real zinger! I could see that one!

''{A pop-up appears of a pair of glasses, with a wig and cartoon eyes and mouth, with the text "I could see that one!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King of Town, I really cotton to your Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ costume.

''{Homestar holds up a card reading "Mötley Crüe in the ICÜ". A buzzer sounds.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Ooh, way off with that one, KOT. Back in the pit.

''{The trapdoor opens, and the King of Town falls back below the stage.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Aaah!

''{Cut to a set of three doors, with a sign reading "Doors 3". Three doors are labelled "1rd", "2ce" and "3th". Zoom in to the "2ce" door.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' And now, behind door number twice, it's Bubs!

''{The door opens, revealing Bubs, in costume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Time for you to guess Homestar's misinterpretation of your costume, without going over.

''{The lower third reads "Bubs as Jack Flack".}''

'''BUBS:''' Let's see... I think he'd say, "Say, Bubs, say, Bubs, I really like your French GI-Joe costume! What was that character's name again? Jaunty Plumarenne? He came with a baguette bazooka!"

''{A Cheap As Free Toys action figure is shown based on Bubs's costume, named as "Jaunty Plumarenne", with other labels reading "Action-like figurine", "Baguette Bazooka" and "Bulletproof Beret".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' I'm sorry, we're going to need your answer in the form of a dollar amount.

'''BUBS:''' Er... seventeen-fifty?

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' Homestar, let's see it!

''{Cut back to Homestar, who is thinking hard and writing on his card. He turns the card around to show "$17.50". A bell rings.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice-over}'' That's correct!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

''{Homestar tears up the card and throws it as confetti.}''

''{Red lights flash as an alarm goes off.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Uh oh! You know what that sound means!

''{Diamond wipe.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Speedstipe!

''{Two live-action pennies roll and clink together. A Claymation Marzipan appears with the pennies as her eyes.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Marzipan!

''{Card reads "Marzipan as Penny".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Abe Lincoln's Claymation daughter!

''{Pan right to Pom Pom.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Pom Pom?

''{Card reads "Pom Pom as Billy Bob Brockali".}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubble noises: subtitled as "Stripèd Bear Jankboree"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Stripèd Bear Jankboree!

''{Pan right to The Cheat on a pedestal.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The Cheat!

''{Card reads "The Cheat as E.T. Dressed Up By Gertie".}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises: subtitled as "That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That Shriveled Grandma Muppet from Dark Crystal!

''{Cut to Homestar, slouching and sinking in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar, your answers?

''{Homestar holds up two cards with Pom Pom and The Cheat's answers on them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, all those. Except for Marzipan.

''{Homestar puts down the cards and holds up another one reading "We Need Bread! Still!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Two out of three ain't bad! ''{Homestar waves the card.}'' Let's see what they've won!

''{Diamond wipe to a brown cloud of gas labelled "Meatsmell".}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' A cloud of Meatsmell. Never again go without the enticing aroma of nondescript meat with the ''{words appear}'' portable and affordable ''{words disappear as the label grows larger}'' Meatsmell! ''{Cheap As Free label appears and dings}'' From Cheap As Free Chemical!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And speaking of nasty brown clouds{{--}}

''{Diamond wipe to a closed window.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}please welcome ''{window opens to reveal The Poopsmith}'' The Poopsmith!

''{Jingle plays, but is interrupted by a splat sound.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear your silent guess.

''{Close up on the Poopsmith. A spike comes out of his prop holding a card reading "Lifeline!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Ooh, going to the phone for the assist!

''{The Poopsmith nods. A card reads "The Poopsmith as Xur"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's dial 'em up!

''{Phone rings. A split screen appears. Homsar picks up a yellow landline phone.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! ''{Card reads "Homsar as Sgt. Deux Deux"}'' I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!

''{Drumroll. Cut back to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Did the gamble pay off?

''{Homestar holds up a card that says exactly what Homsar had said.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' Hey Lumbar, I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot. ''{drops the card}''

''{Dings play as a nail with eyes, mouth, a wig, and a pair of arms appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Nailed it! And now to close out today's show...

''{Cut to a needlepoint door reading "The Brothers Strong"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...please welcome The Brothers Strong!

''{The door slides open, revealing Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Strong Sad. "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy" theme plays.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Have you decided on an answer?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have, your honor.

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's hear it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' "Hey, Stwong Bad! ''{Card reads "Strong Bad as Elliott's Brother Mike's Halloween Costume"}'' I really enjoy your doing a deep dive into your hobo Clockwork Orange costume!"

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Show me ''{cut to Homestar}'' Hobo Clockwork Orange!

''{Homestar holds up an orange card reading SB. He flips it over, showing "Hobo Clockwork Orange".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' There it is!

''{The Brothers Strong all cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Who's next?

''{Cut to Strong Mad. Card reads "Strong Mad as Rockbiter"}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ASHY PILE OF DOG CRAP! ASHY PILE OF DOG ''{wiggles his toes}'' CRAP!

''{Cut to Homestar holding a card reading "SM".}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Let's see ashy dog crap!

''{Card flips over to read "Ashy Pile o' Dog Crap"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Right on the money!

''{A dollar bill appears with a sharpie drawing a mustache and glasses on George Washington, reading "Write on the Money!"}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Baby bro, ''{Card reads "Strong Sad as Elliott's Halloween Costume"}'' can you bring it all home?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' "Whoa! Strong Sad! I am over the moon about your 'just plain Strong Sad on a Tuesday' costume!"

''{Cut to Homestar holding up an "SS" card.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Sad on a Tuesday!

''{Card flips to read "Strong Sad on a Tubesdate" Homestar looks confused. The Brothers Strong all sound confused.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Judges?

''{Cut to a "Judgins" panel. Three silhouettes: Rafferty, Champeen, and Preshy, are standing there conferring. They accept it.}''

''{A wacky football with a thumbs up appears, reading "It's Good!"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' It's good!

''{Cut to the Brothers Strong, who cheer.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Apparently, that is just how Homestar Runner{{--}}

''{Cut to Homestar, holding up a green bowl of "Tubesdate leftovers" and a video tape.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' {{--}}has always thought you spell and pronounce that particular day of the week!

''{Zoom in. The tape reads "Letterman Tubes-Thurbs" and "Tubesdate's Letterman".}''

''{The Brother's Strong all cheer, and Strong Bad sings along with the victory fanfare.}''

''{Cut to Homestar in the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar Runner, come on out!

''{Homestar exits the booth.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' You're today's big winner!

''{Homestar walks onstage with all the other characters, holding a large novelty check.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? Isn't he, like, the host?

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homestar, I've really been leaning, ''{gasps}'' towards liking and loving, ''{Card reads "Homestar Runner as Tom Dover": more gasping}'' your Fred from Super Chicken ''{a red sweater with a backwards F appears}'' and Fred from Scooby-Doo ''{Fred's hair and ascot appears}'' mashup costume!

''{The two costumes mash together and disappear with a splat.}''

''{Cut to everyone on stage.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That's great. ''{Title card slides down.}'' We will see you all ''{Line reads "Tubesdate Nights @ 7:30 PM}'' next Tubesdate.

''{Fade to a darkened version of the stage as credits roll. Strong Bad is now holding Homestar's check. Red marker has crossed out Homestar's name to replace it with Strong Bad, a 9 has been written over the 1, and "Ni" has been written over the "O" in "One".}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Homestar Runner's wardrobe furnished by Styles Upon Styles. Homestar Runner's reputation burnished by Sportsinterviews Consulting. Homestar Runner's wages garnished by Bubs.

''{Fade out.}''

''{Fade in to the King of Town, in costume, shilling for the Ab-Abber.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{reading half-heartedly}'' Since using the ''{takes out box}'' Ab-Abber Two-Thous''and'', the ladies have been so shiny and chrome.

''{Fade out. Fade in to the Brothers Strong, with Strong Bad still holding Homestar's modified check.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily popping out behind Strong Sad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides closer to Strong Bad}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide! ''{slides back to Strong Sad, Strong Sad is shocked}'' Unhand her, Strong Badslide!

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, we're getting in a rut! ''{due to his rhotacism, it sounds like "wut"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's what I just said. A wut.

''{Fade out.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A CPAP machine assists someone with sleep apnea to breathe clearly while sleeping.
*An ICU is an Intensive Care Unit.
*A wage garnishment is when a court orders that an employer withholds a portion of an employee's paycheck and gives the money directly to a creditor. Bubs may have ordered to take a portion of Homestar's check, or Homestar owes Bubs money.

===Trivia===
*Bubs's action figure is called Jaunty Plumarenne. The subtitle is "Action-like Figurine". He comes with a Baguette Bazooka and a Bulletproof Beret.
*Homestar's check is conflictingly listed as both check number 1996 and [[20X6]], and is dated 10/31/2023. It is for 100,000.37 ''dollhairs'', which is spelled out as "To the Tune of: one hundo thou-thou and 37/100", and is notarized by "[[Words Ending in -o|Name-O Sign-O]]". The routing number is 707[[Tooty-two|2T2]], and the account number is Z9399X97.5V103. In the memo is written, "we really gotta put something here?"

===Remarks===
*A previous Halloween cartoon, [[Later That Night...]], also was solely about showing off the costumes. The same could be said for [[Which Ween Costumes?]].
*The -enne suffix in Jaunty Plumarenne implies a French feminine noun gender, despite the action figure clearly being a male character.
*Homsar does not appear to [[Homsar#Speech|speak coherently]] on the phone in this toon despite having previously done so in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] and when he specifically points out in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]] that he does so. However, since he accurately predicted Homestar's guess, it's possible the incoherence this time was Homestar's fault and not his own.
*The misinterpretation for Bubs's costume is $17.50, which is the same price Bubs sold a Pink Elephant Pants for in [[nightlife]].

===Goofs===
*On the hook of the box for Jaunty Plumarenne, the tops of the letters P and L can be seen clipping through the box onto the background.

===Glitches===
[[Image:Broke As Heck Text.png|thumb|"Broke as Heck Text"]]
*In the Flash version, the logo for Cheap as Free Chemical is squished together and mostly off the top of the screen.
[[Image:Show Ween Double Face.png|thumb|"Unhand her, forehead face!"]]
*Several times during this toon, Homestar lowers his eyelids in anger, but the shape used to cover his eyes is not large enough to cover them completely. As a result, small pieces of his eyes are visible on his forehead. Thanks to [[wikipedia:Pareidolia|pareidolia]], the pieces of his eyes and the top line of his eyelids appear to form a small face.
**The same effect can also be seen with Pom Pom's right eye when he is first shown in the toon.

===Inside References===
*The premise of this cartoon is based on the [[I really like your costume]] running gag.
*The announcer also mumbled a long name in the email [[pet show]].
*Homestar Runner's introductory theme is the song from [[Super NES]] and the [[Theme Song Video]].
*Coach Z's introductory theme is based on the intro to [[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]].
*Strong Sad previously dressed as a member of Devo in [[Halloween Potion Ma-jig]], and also sang a portion of the song Whip It.
*One of the prizes is Smarty Water, based on [[Smarty Juice]]. Another prize, Meatsmell, was prominent in [[Thy Dungeonman 3]], and is produced by [[Cheap as Free]] Chemical.
*The King of Town's introductory theme is based on [[The King of Town DVD]].
*Bubs is behind "door number [[twice]]".
*Bubs's action figure is in the same style as the ones from the Strong Bad Email [[action figure]], and it still costs [[$11.01]]. "Action-like Figurine" was the subtitle on Strong Sad's figure as well.
*Pom Pom's costume includes a tiny [[Yello Dello]].
*The Poopsmith is paired with Homsar, referencing how Homsar's scenes in Halloween toons were tradtionally activated by clicking on something related to the Poopsmith.
*The Brothers Strong's theme is [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]].
*The judges are [[silhouette]]d versions of [[rejected characters]].
**Decompiling the Flash file reveals updated designs for Preshy and Rafferty, which would be used in the [[A Prickly Scary Short|following year's Halloween toon]].
*Homestar Runner's wardrobe is once again furnished by [[Styles Upon Styles]]. His reputation is burnished by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews Consulting]].
*The [[Ab-Abber 2000]] was previously advertised in [[suntan]].
*The giant novelty check is numbered [[20X6]].
*The words "hundo thou-thou" on the check are seemingly based on "[[ina-pro-pro]]".

===Real-World References===
*As is typical for [[The Show]], many elements of the toon [[Game Show References|reference game shows]]:
**Homestar calls the announcer "Ron Johnny", alluding to real-life game show announcers {{w|Rod Roddy}} and {{w|Johnny Gilbert}}.
**Bubs's portion of the contest is based on both ''{{w|Let's Make a Deal}}'' and ''{{w|The Price Is Right}}'', in which contestants are expected to pick which prize or Big Deal of the Day is behind each of the three doors while attempting to avoid getting a "Zonk", a ridiculous and worthless prize (for example, "The World's Largest Crying Towel"), and guessing the retail price of a product but will automatically fail if they "go over" by guessing too high, respectively.
**The cards Homestar flips over for the Brothers Strong are in the style of ''{{w|Family Feud}}'' flip panels, with their initials instead of numbers. The lines the announcer says as Homestar flips the cards over are also references to the show. The sliding needlepoint door with "[[The Brothers Strong]]" is also a clear nod to the show's format {{w|Family Feud#Broadcast history|from 1976 to 1995}} where each episode would begin with the same doors with the names of the competing families that reveal the contestants, usually doing absurd poses behind it.
*Homestar's use of the phrase, "a pleasure and a joy-joy" recalls the song "{{w|Stimpy's Invention|Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy}}" from ''{{w|The Ren & Stimpy Show}}''.
*[[Mötley Crüe]] is a [[heavy metal]] band.
*Jack Flack is called a [[French]] ''{{w|G.I. Joe}}''. The name of the action figure, Jaunty Plumarenne, is a reference to the lyric "je te plumerai" from the song "{{w|Alouette (song)|Alouette}}".
*"Stripèd Bear Jankboree" is a reference to the {{w|Country Bear Jamboree}} at Disney theme parks, another musical animatronic show.
*''{{w|The Dark Crystal}}'' is a fantasy movie produced by {{w|Jim Henson}}, using more realistic and sophisticated puppetry than his iconic [[Muppets]]. "That shriveled grandma Muppet" refers to Aughra.
*Strong Bad says his costume is based on {{w|A Clockwork Orange (novel)|the book}} and {{w|A Clockwork Orange (film)|film}} ''A Clockwork Orange''.
*Homestar's tape is a recording of David Letterman. Homestar once acted out a segment of ''Late Night with David Letterman'' when he dressed as {{w|Rubin & Ed|Rubin Farr}} in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
*Homestar says his costume is from ''{{w|Super Chicken}}'' and ''[[Scooby-Doo]]''.
*In the Strong Badslide scene, Homestar Runner is animated with exaggerated {{w|smear frames}} in a similar manner to ''{{w|The Dover Boys at Pimento University}}'', where Homestar's costume is from.
** Homestar's dialogue and movement in this scene is a direct spoof of a gag from this same cartoon, with "Strong Badslide" being a reference to Dan Backslide, the cartoon's villain who was named in the original dialogue spoken by Tom Dover, who Homestar is dressed as.
*Homsar, while dressed as Sgt. Deux-Deux from ''{{w|The Inspector}}'' cartoons, is inside a wall with pink fiberglass insulation visible. ''The Inspector'' shorts were often aired alongside ''{{w|The Pink Panther Show}}'' cartoons; {{w|Pink Panther (character)|the titular Panther}} also appears in promotional materials for {{w|Owens Corning}} pink fiberglass {{w|Building insulation|insulation}}.

=== Fast Forward ===
*The following [[Fan Costumes]] toon, [[Fan 'Stumes 2023]], also uses the game show theme.

== YouTube Version ==
*The YouTube description for this toon is "Homestar makes an inane game show out of his Halloween costume misinterpretations."
*Between the credits and the King of Town's Ab-Abber testimonial, a [[Fake YouTube End Screens#carcare|false autoplay image]] appears, reading "Simple Car Care the Jibblies Way", showing a [[Puppet Character Variations|puppet]] Rocoulm over an open car hood.

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The House That Gave Sucky Tricks

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[[Image:The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png|200px|thumb|"THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!"]]

Homestar's lame haunted house inspires Strong Bad to make his own lame haunted house.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Jibblies Painting}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|The Knight}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Ugly One}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Shut Up, Lady|Lady]], {{film|Cheerleader}}, {{film|The Sad Kids}}, {{film|Large Bean}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}

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'''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[St. Cadaverstump's Morgue-tuary]]

'''Date: ''' Thursday, October 29, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 5:43 (Actual), 8:12 ([[YouTube]])

'''Page Title:''' St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails

==Transcript==
''{We begin at Homestar's house. Ukulele music plays. Show a tennis racket with a grey wig, fake eyes, and fangs drawn on a Post-It note.}''

''{Cut to more Halloween "decorations": an exercise bike with "Boo" taped on the handlebars, empty picture frames with ketchup and mustard splatters, a ghost on [[Homestar's cow lamp]], and his clock showing 666.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and The Cheat}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' THIS HALLOWEEN'S NOT WORKING!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, you said it, Strong Mad. This is the lamest haunted house ever. ''{looks down}'' My pants haven't entertained the thought of peeing themselves even once.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Scary shoes!

''{Shoes fall down from the ceiling}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bored}'' Really? Spooky shoes?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking into room}'' No, no. Scary shoes. Spooky shoes are the next room.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, your haunted house is even worse than normal this year. ''{poking spear at Homestar}'' You ever think of using any actual Halloween decorations?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, Marzipan only let me use stuff from the Goodwill donations pile. Incomplete jigsaw puzzle!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams}''

''{The Cheat runs and hides behind Strong Mad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This place is a disgrace to haunted houses, haunted hovels, haunted timeshares, and haunted extended stay motels even. Why, if ''I'' had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following ''{echoes}'' cartoon!

''{title screen: "The House That Gave Sucky Tricks"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Open weeknights in October. Located just off I-20.

''{Cut to a dark room; a picture frame is silhouetted on the wall. Homestar enters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first room would come out swingin', with everybody's favorite jibblies painting, The Jibblies Painting!

''{The lights turn on revealing the Jibblies Painting. The music from [[Jibblies 2]] begins}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in here!

''{Record scratch; the painting now has a scared face.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that before. But in order to take it to the next level, my haunted house would have a horrible painting of ''{thunder claps and lightning flashes}'' somebody's dad!

''{The painting is now of somebody's dad in cycling gear, holding a water bottle, in much the same pose as the original.}''

'''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Uh, hey, hey. Well, come on in here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{scared}'' Why is he wearing cycling gear? He's not even that serious about riding!

'''NEW JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Hey, I can do a 220 in 4:45. ''{slurps noisily from his bottle}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{fleeing}'' Ahhh!

''{Cut to a greenish room with faint blood splatters on the wall and floor. Marzipan enters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then there would be... the gross out room. But instead of severed limbs...

''{Strong Sad's leg, Homestar's leg, and Strong Mad's arm are dangled from chains with mechanical whirrs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...And surgeries gone wrong...

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ahhh!

''{Marzipan is abruptly a Frankenstein-esque mutant with the limbs stitched on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's just a silent white room filled with pure stench.

''{With a "pop!", Marzipan is back to normal, and the room fades to pure white, with vents on the walls. Green gas begins filtering in through the vents.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And, oh, ho, ho. What a stench it is! Let me lay it on you like a movie trailer.

''{Marzipan holds her breath}''

''{Dramatic music plays. White words appear, one by one, on a red background as Strong Bad says them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad! Oyster! Smoothie! Breath! Caked! Armpit! Latte!

''{Record scratch; cut back to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, you know those words in that sequence are illegal. Arrest him, King of Town!

''{Pan over to reveal the King Of Town and the Poopsmith. The Poopsmith is putting the gas in jars and stoppering them.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Keep bottling up that smell, Poopsmith! Wait, I can arrest people?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I think so. I mean, you're allowed to execute people, right?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Do the words "doo hoo hoo" mean anything to you?

''{Cut to outside the King of Town's castle. Homsar and the Knight are standing next to a guillotine}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaAaAaA! This has been a supreme fish delight!

''{Homsar puts his head in the guillotine. Just as the blade comes down, the scene cuts to a poster for the next room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! There'd also be one of those immersive horror experience rooms that are so popular these days.

''{Fade to Strong Sad in yet another dark room. Also in the room are a timer reading 00:00, a vault door, a red skeleton in a cage, pointing at something, and a toilet behind Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' OK. Gotta logic this out.

''{Close-up of the vault door giving off a white flash}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Open the vault...

''{Cut to the timer, which also flashes. Time sets to 05:00.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ...before time runs out.

''{Cut to the skeleton, which flashes.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Skeleton's pointing at a clue.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Am I on the right track?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{watching via surveillance camera}'' Yup, just, just reach in the toilet. I just want you to reach in the toilet.

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's pointing at the toilet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's full of poop.

'''STRONG SAD:''' But that's just misdirection.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I just want you to touch the poop.

'''STRONG SAD:''' They want me to think I should reach in the toilet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I ''do'' want you to reach in the toilet! That is all that I want you to do!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's too easy.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Touch the poop!

'''STRONG SAD:''' But I know better!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Touch the freakin' poop!

''{Strong Bad falls out of his chair. A paper is placed over the scene, on which is drawn a Teen Girl Squad-style box labeled "horror stuff".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Most horror stuff is pretty obvious.

''{The Ugly One is walking down the street}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Like, of course it's terrifying to get disemjowel'd with a lunatic with a machete.

''{A lunatic with a machete slices The Ugly One's head in half, ejecting a pig head.}''

''{A Teen Girl Squad version of Strong Sad pops up on the bottom right}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD STRONG SAD:''' Machété!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up!

''{Teen Girl Squad Strong Sad turns away sadly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But I think people are ready for the more subtle terror of...

''{Wipe to Coach Z and Bubs standing in a room with torn pink striped wallpaper. A sign that reads "2 Star Bed + Breakfast" is shown. The intro sting from [[I Killed Pom Pom]] plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Two star bed and breakfast!

'''COACH Z:''' It's somehow worse than if it only got one star!

''{Characters' dialogue is illustrated through close-ups.}''

'''BUBS:''' Dry scrambled eggs? ''{Scrambled eggs make a puff of "PAFH!"-shaped dust, with accompanying sound effect.}'' Questionable hairs on the antimacassar? ''{putting the stress on "mac"}''

''{The Strong Sad sketch from before pops up}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD STRONG SAD:''' Antimacassar! ''{putting the stress on "cas", which is the correct pronunciation}''

'''BUBS:''' Shut up!

''{Teen Girl Squad Strong Sad turns away sadly.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Failed terlet paper rose?

''{Cut back to the room, Coach Z is seen wearing a different outfit.}''

'''COACH Z:''' What kind of inhuman monsters would run a place like this?

'''LADY:''' Oh, it's so charming!

'''COACH Z, BUBS AND STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, lady!

''{Outward view of St. Cadaverstump's.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nowadays, everybody's tired of the same old evil clowns, undead cheerleaders, and all those bloody-eyed found footage children.

''{As Strong Bad speaks, the Clown Dog costume, a zombie version of Cheerleader, and the Sad Kids silhouetted in front of an old TV are shown in succession. The Sad Kids pop up in the foreground, with red eyes.}''

'''THE SAD GIRL:''' Nine.

'''THE SAD BOY:''' Sequels.

''{Cut to a room with an office chair resembling Le Restige.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But for my haunted house, I will unleash an entirely new horror icon! Say hello to the new face of terror! ''{chair turns around}'' Large Bean!

''{A humanoid figure with a white shirt and a large bean for a head is sitting on the chair. The bean tips backward, audibly hitting the back of the chair. Cut to Strong Bad, watching through a surveillance monitor as before.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, anybody? Don't you think that Large Bean is unsettling?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And next on our tour, if you'll all please gather around. Fill in all available space please. We have a prime specimen of Large Bean.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait. What, what the crap is this?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Other varieties include, small bean...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Stop it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extra large bean...

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is not a science museum!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And, of course my favorite, teenie weenie beanie.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You do not call Large Bean 'teenie weenie beanie'!

'''STRONG SAD:''' I sure hope they sell Large Bean plush dolls in the museum gift shop!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Lifts a Large Bean plush doll}'' I think you might be pleasantly surprised, young scholar!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! Large Bean will eat your soul!

''{The scene cuts back to Homestar's house.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' He'll eat all your souls!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow, Strong Bad. The spooky shoes room really affected you this year, huh?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought this was the scary shoes room?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right. Close your eyes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... OK.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Open 'em. You're in the spooky shoes room now.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. You were right, Strong Mad. This Halloween's not working.

''{The Large Bean doll is laying in a spotlight, on a black background. The word "END!" is displayed in red text for a moment, then drops away. The narrator's lines now scroll past in spindly text as he speaks.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' When nights are chill and filled with doom, again will rise the cursed legume. So if you're out on Hallowe'en, beware the wrath of Largest Bean! ''{Begins laughing ominously as the last phrase stops and fades away, turning red as it does.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' See? This guy respects Large Bean.

'''NARRATOR:''' I'm sorry, Strong Bad. I-I... I can't get behind Large Bean.

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end, click on Coach Z.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{switching costumes every time he says "all right"}'' All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, now ladies!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' No.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejected}'' All right...

*At the end, click on Strong Bad.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! You got it this year!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do I got?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bobbing back and forth}'' Best! Tropical! Beetlejuice! Costume! Ever! Worn! By man! Or beast!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I'm{{--}} I'm Diamond Dave!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! HA-BO-DE-BO-DAH!

*At the end, click on Homestar Runner.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh... Whatever cash you got.
:'''BUBS:''' Son, you got a panty on your head.

*At the end, click on Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' We'll be right back with more...stuff! ''{begins dancing, changing dance moves in rhythm with Homestar's singing}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing}'' Dooo de doo do do booo de doo boo boo!

*At the end, click on Strong Mad.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Mad, I really-really like your, hey Strong Mad-
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{The toon begins to play faster and a progress bar is shown, with it getting faster with every "Bubup". Between each one, Homestar repeats "I really-really like your, hey Strong Mad-".}'' BUBUP! BUBUP! BUBUP!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I really like your skipping commercials costume.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' BUBOM!

*At the end, click on Pom Pom.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, so you're not dead, Pom Pom. That's pretty great. What's that guy's name again? Franklin? Spalding? Jon Voight? Maybe a little bit?

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I WILL KILL HIM! ''{The Poopsmith raises his hands}'' If he doesn't put on some more clothes. ''Eugh.'' Molded plastic panties.

*At the end, click on The King of Town.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, that is an actual costume, right? You didn't just get out of, what I can only assume, is a bath for you?
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{stroking his costume with the fork}'' No; I mean something! I'm important!

*At the end, click on The Cheat.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat. Aren't you worried that the KOT will try to eat you?
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No, no, no, I'm more of a Cookie Puss man myself. Fudgie the whale always made me a little fudgie...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You say no more word talk!

*At the end, click on Marzipan.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I thought you dressed up as that guy a few years ago.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I dressed up as Prince that year.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. The prince of pop.
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' No, the king of pop!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, the kid is not his son.

*At the end, click on the moon.
:''{cut to a shot with an orange inner frame and a white outer frame and a torn disposable coffee cup, dripping with coffee, and corn and pumpkin decor in the background}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! ''{A speech bubble forms from the cup, reading what the Announcer says}'' Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*The name of this toon is based on [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], and a pun on the phrase, 'Trick or treat'.
*This is the first Halloween toon Homsar appears in without activating an Easter egg.
*This is the first Halloween toon to exclude a main character other than Homsar (specifically, Pom Pom) outside the final scene.
*This is the first time Homestar [[I really like your costume|really liked someone's costume]] while [[What are you supposed to be?|correctly identifying it]].
*This is the first Halloween toon that features a character switching costumes as well as a character switching costumes while still dressed as who they are supposed to be (specifically, Coach Z as André 3000 as each member of fictional band "The Love Below").
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Homestar's haunted house inspires Strong Bad to yell a lot."

===Remarks===
*The King claims he doesn't know he can [[Crime and Punishment#Punishment|arrest people]] despite having placed Strong Bad under house arrest in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*The poster for the "immersive horror experience room" says:
<blockquote>
CAN YOU ESCAPE... 
<big>'''ROOM FIFTY-''' '''WHATEV'''</big> 
''{drawing of the room with "5?" over it}'' 
LIKE A REGULAR HAUNTED 
HOUSE, 'CEPT WITH THINKIN 
ALL OCT! IN OUR CARPORT
</blockquote>
*The opening claims the house is only open on weekdays in October. In 2015, the year this toon was released, Halloween was on a Saturday, meaning the house wouldn't even be open for that year's Halloween. Furthermore, most haunted attractions are usually only open on ''weekends''.
*The slats on the Knight's visor are blue instead of their standard yellow in this toon.

===Goofs===
*In some scenes, the colors on Strong Bad's face switch sides.
*Some time after being initially released, the toon was removed from the TV Time Toons Menu and the Main Page Messages.
*When Homestar is talking about the scary painting dad, part of the animation for his lip doesn't move as he talks.
*When Strong Sad was talking about the Large Bean Museum Gift Shop, his mouth was upside-down. This may have been done to quickly animate a smiling mouth on Strong Sad (reusing old animations), which is a rarity, as seen in the '06 halloween cartoon.
*In multiple instances the text used in the Flash version is select-able, including Homestar's box of Diaps!
*In the last scene with Strong Bad, his mouth movements are not perfectly synced with his speech.

===Glitches===
*When playing an Easter egg, all the other Easter eggs remain clickable. Clicking one will stop the current egg from playing and play the one that was most recently clicked. This is most notable in the latte Easter egg, which covers the entire screen and should block access to clicking on the characters.

===Inside References===
*The tennis racket in the first shot is Homestar's prop when dressing as [[John McEnroe]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Homestar's clock]] is seen in disrepair at the beginning.
*Visible in the pile of "scary shoes" is a pair of [[Air Cardgage]]s previously seen in [[diorama]] and [[Hremail 2000]].
*One of the "scary shoes" is purple with a pattern similar to the bottom of Marzipan's dress, indicating that it likely belongs to her, despite the fact that [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|she may not have legs]].
*In Pom Pom's Easter egg, Homestar makes references to the [[I Killed Pom Pom!|previous year's Halloween toon]], where he had "killed" Pom Pom by popping him. (Perhaps keeping with the theme, Pom Pom did not appear in the cartoon itself.)
*In Strong Mad's Easter egg, Homestar rhythmically repeats his "I really-really like your" comment, as he does in the [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser|teaser]] for this toon.
*The word "PAFH!" showed up in [[April Fool 2014]].
*Coach Z had considered dressing as André 3000 for Halloween in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*In Marzipan's Easter egg, Homestar references when she dressed up as Prince in [[Jibblies 2]].
*In Strong Bad's Easter egg, Homestar references when he dressed up as Beetlejuice in [[Jibblies 2]]. This is similar to how, in [[Happy Hallow-Day]], he mistook Strong Bad for "Evil Carmen Sandiego", when Strong Bad really dressed as Carmen Sandiego in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*The Knight is dressed as an Astropop, one of the treats available in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
**The Knight was also featured in the same toon, where he also appeared in costume as "Idaho".
*Coach Z is aghast at the failed [[terlet]] [[toilet paper|paper]] rose.
*The Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte featured in the Easter egg is another example of [[Real Live Foods|live-action food]].
**The table it's sitting on was also used in [[Sbemailiarized!]] for the hamburger restaurant.
*The Armpit Latte is from the makers of Hot Jones and Hot Pooey, both of which previously appeared in [[A Decemberween Mackerel]], in a similar Easter egg.
*Bubs and Coach Z say, "[[Shut Up, Lady]]!"
*The [[Strong Bad's Security Monitor|security monitor]] previously appeared in [[date]] and [[Best Caper Ever]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill Industries]] is an American nonprofit organization/thrift shop chain.
*[[Michael Jackson]] was a musician, known as the "King of Pop". Marzipan's mention of her dressing up as Prince connects towards Jackson, as they were rivals in the eighties.
**"The kid is not his son" references the Jackson song "[[Wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]", which was released in 1982 off his album ''[[Wikipedia:Thriller (Michael Jackson album)|Thriller]]''.
*As Strong Bad mentions found footage movies, the Sad Kids mention the sequel counts, which could be a reference to the found footage film franchise, ''[[Wikipedia:Paranormal Activity (film series)|Paranormal Activity]]''.
*The narrator at the end, as well as his rhyming cadence, could be a reference to both [[Wikipedia:Vincent Price|Vincent Price]]'s spoken monologue from the Michael Jackson song "[[Wikipedia:Thriller (song)|Thriller]]" and [[Wikipedia:Paul Frees|Paul Frees]]'s introduction at the beginning of [[Wikipedia:The Haunted Mansion|The Haunted Mansion]] attraction.
*The repeated "All right" in Coach Z's Easter egg references the song "[[Wikipedia:Hey Ya!|Hey Ya!]]" by [[Wikipedia:Outkast|Outkast]].
*Although Homestar refers to actor Jon Voight in his listing of names for Wilson the volleyball, he was likely actually referring to the [[Wikipedia:Voit|Voit]] sporting goods company, which makes various athletic equipment.
**Homestar also makes reference to [http://www.franklinsports.com Franklin Sports] and [[Wikipedia:Spalding (sports equipment)|Spalding]], two other manufacturers of sporting goods.
*Cookie Puss, like Fudgie the Whale, is a mascot of the [[Wikipedia:Carvel|Carvel]] ice cream store chain.
*The King of Town's line "I'm important! I mean something!" is a reference to his costume, the Devil's Tower sculpture that Richard Dreyfuss makes with his mashed potatoes in the [[Steven Spielberg]]-directed movie ''[[Wikipedia:Close Encounters of the Third Kind|Close Encounters of the Third Kind]]''. In the film, Dreyfuss becomes unknowingly obsessed with Devil's Tower and makes several sculptures of it because aliens have sent him a message to go there.
*Bubs's Easter egg features two direct references to ''The Gong Show''.
**Chuck Barris, the host of the show and the inspiration for Bubs's costume, would always throw to commercial saying "We'll be right back with more...stuff!"
**The song Homestar hums is "Jumpin' at the Woodside", a Count Basie tune which was the theme song for ''Gong Show'' regular [[Wikipedia:Gene Gene the Dancing Machine|Gene Gene the Dancing Machine]]. The dance Bubs does is Gene Gene's signature dance.
*Homsar's line "This has been a supreme fish delight!" is a reference to a small [http://supremefish.com/ chain of seafood restaurants] around [[Atlanta]].
*Strong Bad's haunted house is said to be located just off [[Wikipedia:Interstate 20|I-20]], which runs right through Atlanta.
*The two lines Homestar and Bubs speak in Homestar's Easter egg are quotes from ''{{w|Raising Arizona}}'', whose lead character Homestar is dressed up as.
**[[wikipedia:Huggies|Huggies]] is a brand of disposable [[diapers]].
*Strong Bad's line "Why if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something..." could be a reference to David Lee Roth's "Just a Gigolo" song and music video. This would be fitting, as Strong Bad seems to be dressed up as David Lee Roth from David's ''Eat 'Em and Smile'' album cover art, seen in full at the start of the "Yankee Rose" video promo.
*Homestar's last line in Strong Bad's Easter egg refers to the ''[[Wikipedia:Beetlejuice (TV series)|Beetlejuice]]'' episode "Quit While You're a Head", which ends with the same vocalization.
**"Tropical Beetlejuice" may be a reference to ''{{w|Beetlejuice Beetlejuice#Development|Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian}}'', an infamously unproduced sequel to ''Beetlejuice''.
*Clicking on the Poopsmith causes Strong Bad to [[youtube:aNqpdggBfgY|directly quote]] Feyd-Rautha in ''Dune''.
*Strong Sad's predicament resembles [[Wikipedia:escape room|escape room]]s, in which a person is placed in a small room with random objects and must use those objects in order to solve a puzzle to enter the next room. These rooms are challenging because they often have a time limit.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad would later draw Large Bean in a [[Large Bean (toon)|self-titled episode]] of [[Skills of an Artist]], once again failing to scare Homestar.

==YouTube Version==
*The title of the video contains the "Halloween 2015" prefix.
*At the end of the toon, the costumes are identified in text boxes one-by-one, starting with Homestar and going clockwise.
*Additionally, all of the ending Easter eggs play automatically, in this order:
**Coach Z
**Strong Bad
**Homestar Runner
**Bubs
**Strong Mad
**Pom Pom
**The Poopsmith
**The King of Town
**The Cheat
**Marzipan
**Armpit Latte

==External Links==
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The House That Gave Sucky Treats

2026-07-02T14:27:33Z

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[[Image:halloween2001.png|thumb|"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"]]

All the characters come to ''your'' house to trick-or-treat! You get to pick one of three treats to give them in an interactive game.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Knight}}, {{Film|The Hornblower}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}

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'''Places:''' [[The Halloween House]], [[Spooky Woods]]

'''Date: ''' Saturday, October 27, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 4:00 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 10:33 (Combined) (Actual)

'''Page Title:''' Trick, then treat, then smell feet.

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Transcript ==
''{spooky music plays}''

A Homestar Runner Cartoon

"The House That Gave Sucky Treats"

Voices by Matt Chapman & Missy Palmer

Written, Directed and Animated by Los Brothers Chaps

''{Homestar's head pops up slowly, then lightning flashes and thunder cracks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, hello. This year, we're going to do things a little differently. ''{scary voice, eyes slanted menacingly}'' We're all coming to your house to trick or treeeeat! ''{normal face and voice}'' So just answer the door, pick a treat, and drag it on top of us. We'll do the rest. ''{Pause}'' Okay, bye!

=== Coach Z ===
''{Knocks in a rhythm.}''

====Intro====
:''{rapping}'' Doot-doo-doot-doo, an' I'll drink up all the Hennessy ya got on your shelf, but first let me introduce myself. My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an "oach Z."

====Jujyfruits====
:Ooh, Jorjyfruits! Oh, I mean Jerjyfrorts. I mean, ''{straining}'' GEORGIE FRORGIE! ''{pause}'' George Foreman?

====Boston Baked Beans====
:Ya know, I once knew a fellow in Boston 'could tell ya the time of the day at any time of the day. Ya'd say, "Say there Boston, what's the time of day?" And he'd say, "10:30." And you'd look at him and say, "But Boston, it's half past noon!" And he'd look back at ya and say, "Well, those are the breaks."

====Cherry Clan====
:Da Cherry Clan. Are they related to the Wu-Tang Clan? 'Cause ya know, their first album was the ''BAERMB''! In fact, you don't have a copy of "The 36 Chambers" in there, do ya? 'Cause I'd love to listen to it right now! Ya mind if I come in?

=== The King Of Town ===
''{Rings the doorbell instead of knocking.}''

====Intro====
:Trick or treat, I'm horrible! ''{Strong Bad pokes his head out from the right of the screen and says, "You got that right." The Hornblower rides by on a stone wheel. The Knight is standing on the lawn.}''

====Butterscotch====
:Ooh, butterscotch! Would you mind melting those down and pouring them over a ham? ''{pulls out a [[ham]]}''

====Fun size Butterfinger====
:That's it?! Well, if you think that I'll accept this paltry treat just because it has "butter" in the name... well, you'd be right! Give it here!

====Stick of Butter====
:Ooh, a stick of butter! ''{noisily scarfs the stick of butter} {still with butter in his mouth}'' Trick or treat... Again? Please?? ''{swallows}''

=== Strong Mad and The Cheat ===
''{Bangs on door, creating yellow bursts.}''

====Intro====
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?

====Rock Candy====
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{staring at it, puzzled.}'' HALLOWEEN!

====Pop Rocks====
:''{The Cheat eats the Pop Rocks}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' NO. NO! NOOO!!
:''{The Cheat takes a drink of cola}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{squealing The Cheat noises, head explodes}''

====Rocks====
:''{Strong Mad eats the rocks, then bites off half of a can of cola. The Cheat's head inexplicably explodes.}''

=== Marzipan ===
''{Also rings the doorbell.}''

====Intro====
:''{singing}'' Hey, ho! Let's go! Hey, ho! Trick or treat!

====Candy Corn====
:''Candy'' corn?? Do you have any real corn? Or Indian corn?

====Rice Cakes====
:Hey, rice cakes! I like to eat them without water.

====Steak====
:Is this a joke? It's not funny. ''{Strong Bad, uncostumed, drops three more steaks into her bag with a grin on his face}''

=== The Poopsmith and Pom Pom ===
''{Knocks rapidly and softly.}''

{''They don't have an intro, as neither can really speak.''}

====Mary Jane====
:''{They look at each other, then The Poopsmith holds up a sign that says "Give us something good instead". Pom Pom laughs.}''

====Chick-O-Stick====
:''{The Poopsmith dunks it in a bucket labeled "dippin stuff", which looks suspiciously like [[whatsit]]. He offers it to Pom Pom, who shakes his head "no".}''

====Astropop====
:''{The Poopsmith shoots his gun at Pom Pom so it reflects off Pom Pom's "I ♥ Flint" button and his microphone and hits himself in the chest sensor. He falls off the side of the steps.}''

====Pumpkin====
:''{The "secret" music from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda series|Zelda]] video game series plays. The pumpkin is firmly lodged in The Poopsmith's mouth. When the door closes, a pixelated caption reads "YOU UNLOCKED A SECRET CHARACTER!"}''

=== Homsar ===
''{Knocks "[[Wikipedia:Shave and a Haircut|Shave and a Haircut]]".}''

''{This is an Easter egg, only accessible if The Poopsmith or Pom Pom are given the pumpkin.}''

====Intro====
:I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!

====Shavin' Creem====
:YaAaAaAh, I'm the original ladies' man!

====Black and Orange Taffy====
:''{singing}'' If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit...

====Wrench====
:Oh no, I think this is my favorite!

=== Strong Bad ===
''{Instead of knocking or ringing, Strong Bad yells, "Open the freakin' door!"}''

====Intro====
:Where in the world is my candy?

====Fun Size Butterfinger====
:Aww, a "fun size" candy bar?! Tell me this: what's fun about eating ''less'' candy? Maybe if you gave me an entire bag of them it would be fun. The only fun I'm going to have with this thing is smearing it all over your door when I leave. ''{If chosen, the door is smeared with the Butterfinger when Strong Sad shows up.}''

====Marshmallow Bunny====
:Why you lazy crap for crap! All you've got is old freakin' Easter candy? This thing's rock hard, man! Well, you just made it onto my "People I gotta egg today" list. ''{Strong Bad shows the list:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#FFFF99;color:#000;width:25%">
People to egg 
(in no particular order) 
 
ronnie pudding 
 
king of town 
 
kewpie dan 
 
homestar 
 
you lazy crap for crap
</blockquote>

====Apple====
:What is ''this'' crap?!? What are you, a dentist? Or a hippie? Or some kind of ''hippie dentist''?

=== Strong Sad ===
''{Knocks softly.}''

====Intro====
:Trick or treat, I guess.

====Necco candy wafers====
:Oh, Necco Wafers. These remind me of when I used to eat the colored chalk when I was in school. I was sick for a year and nearly died...

====Baking Chocolate====
:''{a bit surprised and bounces slightly}'' Oh! Baking Chocolate! I used to eat this stuff when there was no chocolate in the house. And now, it's my only friend.

====Campbell's Soup====
:Oh. While I do appreciate the relevance of this, given my costume, I was kind of hoping for something that I wouldn't have to prepare. You know, like Necco Wafers or baking chocolate...

=== Bubs ===
''{Knocks in a funky rhythm, similar, but not identical, to Coach Z's.}''

====Intro====
:''{singing}'' Please, baby please, baby baby baby ''please''! Gimme some candy!

====Mallo Cup====
:''{singing}'' I got a shallow gup and a crallow nup, somebody give me dat Mallow Cup.

====Dum-Dums====
:Oh! ''{singing}'' I'm such a big dum-diddy-dum-diddy-diddy-dum-dum...my.

====Bazooka Gum====
:I never understand the comics that come in this bubble gum. I mean, the first frame is some guy saying, ''{he unfolds the comic and shows it to you}'' "Look out, the sky is falling!" And the second frame is some guy getting hit on the head with a rock ''{he unfolds the comic and shows it to you again. The second frame is captioned "Fortune: The rock hit the guy in the sweater"}''. And I'm sitting there going, "What the heck just happened?", and before I know it, I swallowed my bubble gum!

=== Homestar Runner ===
''{Homestar continually knocks until the door is answered.}''

====Intro====
:''{singing}'' Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat...

====Smarties====
:All right, Smarties! Marzipan said to eat lots of these this year. I'm not really sure why she said that though. ''{Crickets chirp, record scratches when Homestar breaks the silence.}'' Umm... trick or treat!

====Circus Peanuts====
:''{Dances and "doots" ''[[Wikipedia:Entrance of the Gladiators|Entrance of the Gladiators]]'' (known to most as a circus theme). The door closes, but Homestar rings the doorbell, and when it is answered, he is still dancing and singing.}''

====Handful of Change====
:''{sounding slightly disappointed and frequently pauses}'' Oh... a handful of change. I guess I can use this to go, um, buy some candy. So... thank you for adding a step to my Halloween process.

== Later that Night... ==

"'''Vote for your favorite costume!!'''" is written at the top. Everybody is standing around in their costumes. When a character is moused over, a caption appears identifying their costume (reproduced below). Clicking on a character creates an email addressed to ween@[[homestarrunner.com]], with a subject line and email text denoting the character the viewer is voting for:

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Character !! Costume !! Email subject !! Email body text
|-
! The Poopsmith
| Lazer Tag
| Teddy Poopspin
| I Choose YOU, Poopachu
|-
!The King of Town
|Hagar The Horrible
|King of Town, Now Sit Down
| I Choose YOU, Kingachu
|-
!Strong Mad
|The Fridge
| Strong Madden Football 99
| I Choose YOU, Strong Madchu
|-
!Coach Z
|Humpty Hump
| 1 2 3 Coach Z
| I Choose YOU, Coach Zchu
|-
!Pom Pom
|Michael Moore
| Pom Pom for Prez
| I Choose YOU, Pom Pomchu
|-
!Bubs
|Mars Blackman
| Bubs has got it goin ON
| I Choose YOU, Bubsachu
|-
!Strong Bad
|Carmen San Diego
| Why do you keep dressing up as girls
| I Choose YOU, Strong Badchu
|-
!The Cheat
|Punchy
| How bout a nice Hawaiian Cheat
| I Choose YOU, Cheatachu
|-
!Homestar Runner
|The Greatest American Hero
| Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner
| I Choose YOU, Homestarchu
|-
!Homsar
|Wimpy
| Homsar Salad Sandwich
| I Choose YOU, Homsarchu
|-
!Marzipan
|Joey Ramone
| Marzipan is a Laugh Riot Grrl
| I Choose YOU, Marzychu
|-
!Strong Sad
|Andy Warhol
| A vote for Strong Sad is a vote for America
| I Choose YOU, Strong Sadchu
|}
=== The Discussion ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I really like your costume. The Spanish Inquisition? That's great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, for the last time, I'm not The Spanish Inquisition, I'm not Cab Calloway, and I'm not Strong Bad wearing a yellow turtleneck! I'M CARMEN FREAKIN' SANDIEGO!!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like Cab Calloway.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Poopsmith, that's the worst costume I ever saw. {laughing} I mean, you're ''Lazer Tag''? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product or is it more abstract than that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer Tag? Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a ''girl'' two years in a row.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh ho ho ho, you asked for it, King.

''{Strong Mad punches The King of Town}''

'''BUBS:''' Did any of you guys go to that house that was givin' out change? I changed my costume and went back ten times. I made 35 dollars!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you guys go to that house where they let you into this big room and there's all these people wearing black hoods and they ask you these questions about life and existence and if you answer them wrong you get eternal damnation, but if you answer them right you get a Twizzler?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... no.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No.

'''COACH Z:''' Nope.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No.

'''BUBS:''' Nope.

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.

'''STRONG MAD:''' NO.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Never mind.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year.

'''COACH Z:''' Say, Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove! A doo'rear, a doo'ri, a doo'rear, a doo'ri! ''{Grooves around a little}''

''{Pause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Have they voted yet? I really have to pee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and the Poopsmith's not smelling any rosier, either.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, oh! I've got an idea! Let's totally freak 'em out. ''Let's repeat the stuff we just saaaaid!''

''{loops back to the start of the discussion}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking on the lightswitch (on the left side) will flick the switch on and off.
*When Pom Pom and the Poopsmith knock at the door, move the pumpkin that's sitting on the porch onto them to unlock Homsar (transcription [[#Homsar|above]]). Homsar will only appear in the final scene if he is unlocked, though he doesn't say anything.
*When Strong Bad's egging list is up, click on "[[kewpie dan]]" to see a sketch of him. (Note: although this egg appears to be glitched, it was intended to open [[oldhr:kewpiedan.html|this page]] in a new window.)
*In the final scene when all of the characters are talking, the skull, pumpkin and moon can be rolled over to see funny captions.
**Skull: Get offa me!
**Pumpkin: No costume. Just a pumpkin.
**Moon: Just pick a freakin' character already!

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*The length of this toon was originally listed as "?:??" on the Toons page, and now as 4 minutes.
**This is because one could sit there for hours on end doing ''no'' commands, and the length would be longer than 240 seconds.
*Marzipan's costume has a small hole in it and her pink flesh is visible beneath, giving further credence to the theory that her body is actually skirt-shaped.
*This is the first instance of [[The Cheat's head exploding]].
*The Bazooka Joe comic that is visible when giving Bubs Bazooka Joe Bubble [[Gum]] originally came from an idea The Brothers Chaps thought up for a possible weekly feature. It was never released until they showed it at the [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|March 1, 2005 NYU Talk]].
*This is the first toon to [[Appearances By All 12 Main Characters|feature all the]] [[Characters#Main characters|main characters]].

===Remarks===
[[Image:weirdedoutthecheat.PNG|thumb|"NO! NOO! NOOO!"]]
*Giving The Cheat and Strong Mad [[Wikipedia:Pop Rocks|pop rocks]] shows a rare glimpse of The Cheat's mouth open without his teeth being visible.
*Bubs's comment about the house that was giving out change suggests that he went back ten times (making a total of 11 trips) and made $35, implying that the inhabitant was giving out $3.18 per trick-or-treater, on average.
**By comparison, Homestar only receives about 32 cents in his handful of change.
*The only candy that shows up twice is the Fun Size [[Wikipedia:Butterfinger|Butterfinger]].
*Clicking "Back" leads to [[Main Page 7]], the Halloween Main Page.
*Strong Bad is seen during the King of Town's segment as well as in Marzipan's reaction to [[steak]], but he is not in costume in either one.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] didn't use the current style of animation on Strong Bad (his shadowed eyes), even though they used it in an earlier toon, [[A Mother's Day Message]].
*When The King of Town appears, Strong Bad has the new diamond but older eyes (he also has this design if you give the steak to Marzipan as her treat; he has it when he sneaks more steaks into her bag), and when he comes to the door, he is in his older style.
*All of the King of Town's treat options involve [[butter]], and all of Strong Mad and The Cheat's options involve rocks.
*In the beginning, when the shadows of the things are being thrown at the shadow of the tree, the two shadows overlap and make a darker shadow.
*The candy [[corn]] that is an option for Marzipan is not colored properly: Normal candy corn is orange in the middle and yellow on the bottom.

===Goofs===
*In the final scene where all of the characters are talking, Strong Bad's caption is misspelled: it should read "[[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]]", not "Carmen San Diego".
**Bubs's caption is also misspelled as "Mars Blackman" instead of "Mars Blackmon".
*As Homestar talks in the first scene, the bottom outline on his cap moves. This is most visible when his face moves close to the viewer.
*When Strong Bad smears the Butterfinger bar on the door and Strong Sad shows up, the melted chocolate on the door disappears when the choices of candy show up.
*After Marzipan tells Strong Sad that he wasn't invited this year, her mouth stays slightly open until the loop starts over.
*After Strong Bad says that the Poopsmith isn't smelling any rosier, his mouth is more open than it is in the middle of the final scene, but it still opens a little wider when the loop starts over.

===Glitches===
*The light switch can be moved up and down, but it doesn't do anything. You can flip the switch even while the door is opened, and if you leave the light switch down, it will automatically go back up when the next person knocks.
*After Bubs says, "Gimme some candy!", the outline under his mouth nearly vanishes, and the shading of his 'MARS' chain also changes.
*When Homestar is introducing the toon, the line between his head and hat and his eyes seem to move very slightly up and down.

===Inside References===
*The following are all references from the previous year's Halloween toon, [[Homestarloween Party]]:
**The music that plays when Homestar rises up at the start is the same one used when it was time for "Scary Flashlight Ghost Storytelling With a Flashlight".
**Stuffing the pumpkin into the Poopsmith's mouth is a reference to when he was seen bobbing for pumpkins and holding them in his mouth.
**Marzipan noting at the end that "I like your costume, Strong Sad, but you weren't invited this year" refers to the fact that he had been uninvited by Marzipan the previous year.
**The King of Town's comment on Strong Bad dressing up as a girl for two years in a row refers to the previous Halloween toon where Strong Bad dressed up as [[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]].
***For two years in a row, Strong Bad also [[Cross-Dressing|dressed up]] as females named Carmen.
***Homestar once again [[I really like your costume|misidentifies Strong Bad's costume]].
*Bubs's line when you give him the [[Wikipedia:Dum Dum Pop|Dum-Dum Pop]] is a reference to [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. ''(See also Real-World References.)''
*Strong Mad attempted almost the same prank greeting as in this toon on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]].
*Coach Z's rap is a reference to [[alcohol]].
*[[Loose coins]] show up twice in this cartoon: you can give Homestar a handful of change, and Bubs talks about going back to the house that was giving out change.
*[[Cricket noises]] can be heard when Homestar says he doesn't know why Marzipan said to eat lots of Smarties.
*Homsar's vote says [[Salad]] in the subject line.

===Real-World References===
*Coach Z raps a couple lines from {{w|Digital Underground}}'s song "The Humpty Dance", substituting his own name for Humpty Hump's. The rhythm he knocks on the door is the {{w|Amen Break}}. The drink he mentions, {{w|Hennessy}}, is a brand of cognac, or brandy. Another line from the song is quoted at the voting screen, when Coach Z tells Pom Pom to "check out this bass groove right here."
*Coach Z's line "those are the breaks" is likely a reference to rapper {{w|Kurtis Blow}}'s "{{w|The Breaks}}".
*If given the Cherry Clan, Coach Z references the {{w|Wu-Tang Clan}} and their first album, ''{{w|Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)}}''.
*The joke involving The Cheat consuming Pop Rocks and soda is a reference to [http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/poprocks.htm an urban legend] claiming that consuming Pop Rocks and soda causes one's stomach to explode.
*When the pumpkin is dragged onto Pom Pom and the Poopsmith, the music that is played is from the [[The Legend of Zelda|''Legend of Zelda'' games]], usually when the player unlocks something (like blowing up a wall with a bomb, thus creating a door). The particular sound music they use in the toon is from ''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|A Link to the Past]]'', as the dungeon music can be heard after the sound plays.
*Ronnie Pudding, the first name on Strong Bad's list of houses to egg, is the name of [[Spinal Tap]]'s first bassist.
*Strong Bad greets with "Where in the world is my candy?", a reference to the media franchise "{{w|Carmen Sandiego|Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?}}" from which his costume comes.
*Strong Sad's comment on receiving the {{w|Campbell Soup Company|Campbell's soup}} is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Andy Warhol|Andy Warhol's]] (whom Strong Sad is dressed as) series of paintings ''{{w|Campbell's Soup Cans}}''.
*"Please baby, please baby, baby baby please" is a reference to Mars Blackmon's (whom Bubs is dressed up as) exact same line in ''[[imdb:tt0091939|She's Gotta Have It]]''.
*The skull's line at the end when the mouse pointer is held over it ("Get offa me") is a quote from Murray, the Demonic Talking Skull from [[LucasArts]]' ''{{w|Monkey Island}}'' games.
*Homsar's greeting is a play on [[Wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy's]] famous line, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
*Marzipan's intro is "Hey, ho! Let's go!" from the [[Ramones]]' 1976 hit, "{{w|Blitzkrieg Bop}}". Joey Ramone had died earlier in 2001.
*Homestar's greeting is sung to the tune of (and is a play on) "{{w|Theme from The Greatest American Hero (Believe It or Not)|Theme from ''The Greatest American Hero'' (Believe It or Not)}}", which is the theme song to {{w|The Greatest American Hero|the TV show}} his costume is from.
*{{w|Cab Calloway}} was a famous jazz bandleader and singer whose career spanned many years. Calloway was known for wearing large [[Wikipedia:Zoot suit|zoot suits]] for which Homestar likely mistook Carmen Sandiego's trenchcoat.
*Homestar saying Strong Bad's costume is the "[[Wikipedia:Spanish Inquisition|Spanish Inquisition]]" is a reference to a [[Monty Python]] [[Wikipedia:The Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)|sketch of the same name]] in which the Inquisitors wear similar red clothing.
*The Poopsmith holding up a sign due to his vow of silence is reminiscent of Wile E. Coyote of [[Looney Tunes]] fame.
*The "I choose YOU, <insert character name here>chu" is a reference to the [[Pokémon]] [[wikipedia:Pokémon (anime)|anime]], where the main character, [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum|Ash]], has a similar famous line, "I choose YOU, Pikachu!"
*The subject line of the email when the Poopsmith is chosen for best costume, Teddy Poopspin, references {{w|Teddy Ruxpin}}, a popular toy from the '80s made by Worlds of Wonder, the same company that made Lazer Tag.
*If the King of Town is chosen for best costume, the subject line of the email is "King of Town, Now Sit Down." This is a reference to [[Sierra]] Online's {{w|Quest for Glory}} (aka Hero's Quest), where the phrase "Hut of brown, now sit down" was used to gain access to Baba Yaga's magic hut.
*If Strong Mad is chosen for best costume, the subject line of the email is "Strong Madden Football 99", a [[portmanteau]] referencing ''{{w|Madden NFL 99}}'' (the series was previously known as "John Madden Football").
*If Strong Sad is chosen for best costume, the subject line of the email is "A vote for Strong Sad is a vote for America." This is a reference to 1984 Presidential Candidate Walter Mondale's Campaign slogan, which was "A vote for Walter Mondale is a vote for America." Mondale lost the election to Ronald Reagan in a landslide, winning only his home state (Minnesota) and the District of Columbia.
*If Marzipan is chosen for best costume, the subject is a play on the [[Wikipedia:Riot Grrrl|Riot Grrrl]] music scene.
*Giving Strong Mad and The Cheat the rocks may be a reference to the only Halloween treat [[Peanuts|Charlie Brown]] receives in ''{{w|It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown}}''.

*The "D" on the baseball cap worn by Pom Pom as part of his Michael Moore costume is the insignia for the {{w|Detroit Tigers}}.
*Bubs's line when given the [[Wikipedia:Dum Dum Pop|Dum-Dum Pop]] is a play on the line "dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum" from the children's book ''[[Special:Booksources/0679890483|Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb]]'' by Al Perkins. ''(See also Inside References.)''

===Fast Forward===
*"Cheatachu72" later became The Cheat's screen name in [[i she be]] and [[marzipan]].
*The music that was used as Homestar was rising would later be used in the Strong Bad Email [[theme park]] as background music for "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spooktacular".
*"Your house" was later reused in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] where you could, once again, choose Coach Z's and Bubs's treats (and Stinkoman's, too).
**Also, Strong Mad would wear Pom Pom's Detroit Tigers baseball cap as part of his [[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum, P.I.]] costume.
*The phrase "Get offa me!" would later be said by a [[sticky note]] in the email [[vacation]].
*This toon started the [[Bubslegum Comics]].
*The jingle that Homsar sings when given candy sounds strangely like the jingle for the [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], in [[candy product]].
*The 2005 Halloween toon, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], is also done in the style of a decision-making game, just like this Halloween toon.
*The result of the voting contest was finally revealed, 5 years after the toon's release, in [[Halloween Awards Show]].
*Bubs's door-knocking rhythm would become the same rhythm as used in Hip Hop Dance from [[New Boots]].
*The Cheat again fully opens his mouth in [[rough copy]].
*The "Why you lazy crap for crap!" quote that Strong Bad says later became a [[System Sound]] for an error.
*Homestar would later revisit his costume in [[Greatest American Homestar]], singing both a longer cut of his version of "Believe It or Not" and an excerpt of "Entrance of the Gladiators". He is also juggling circus peanuts at the stinger, one of the treats you can give to him.

== DVD Version ==
*The title and opening credits scene has been moved to after the first scene.
*Homestar does not ask the viewer to drag the treats on top of them.
*The doors open on their own.
*Coach Z no longer says "George Foreman?" when given the Jujyfruits.
*If you wait too long without making a choice when Pom Pom and The Poopsmith are at the door, the pumpkin automatically goes into the Poopsmith's mouth and Homsar's scene begins.
*The "unlocking" sound for Homsar is higher-pitched and cleaner. It is also much different than on the website.
*Homsar's lines for the shaving cream and wrench are erroneously swapped.
*Homsar's song about the black and orange taffy is more complete, rather than being cut off at the very start as is the case on the website.
*You no longer have the opportunity to see who is dressed up as who at the end, like you can on the website.
*The sentence "Vote for your favorite costume!!" at the end is removed.
**Homestar does not ask if the viewer has voted yet.
*Homsar appears in the ending regardless if he was unlocked or not.
*Marzipan adds "What's wrong with girls?" after Strong Mad punches The King of Town.
*Marzipan says "No" to Strong Sad's question just before Strong Sad replies.
*As Homestar starts the repetition of the end scene, the scene fades out and the toon ends. Specifically, it completely fades out as Homestar says, "The Spanish Inquisition?"
*When the toon is played in "Play All", the treats are automatically picked and Homsar appears in sequence without needing to activate his Easter egg. The treats selected are:
**'''Coach Z''': Boston Baked Beans
**'''The King of Town''': Stick of Butter
**'''The Cheat and Strong Mad''': Pop Rocks
**'''Marzipan''': Rice Cakes
**'''The Poopsmith and Pom Pom''': Chick-O-Stick
**'''Homsar''': Black and Orange Taffy
**'''Strong Bad''': Fun Size Butterfinger
**'''Strong Sad''': Baking Chocolate
**'''Bubs''': Mallo Cup
**'''Homestar Runner''': Circus Peanuts

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]]
*[[Halloween Awards Show]]

== External Links ==
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The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods

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[[File:HomestarRunnerSpookyWoods.png|200px|thumb|"No amount of gulps can express how scared I am!"]]
Strong Bad reads the tale of The Homestar Runner turning into a ghost, and venturing into the Spooky Woods to face three fears and earn back his corporeal form.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Homestar Runner (storybook)}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Tiny-Handed Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Wheelchair}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Eh! Steve!}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Sherlock}} (Easter egg)

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'''Places:''' [[Storybook World]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[The Field]], [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land]] (Easter egg), [[Computer Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 30, 2019

'''Running Time:''' 9:18 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 6:06 (Actual), 10:05 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner Exits This Mortal Coil

==Transcript==
''{Music plays as the cover of a storybook is shown against an orange background, titled "homestar runner enters the spooky woods contest" and subtitled "a thoroughly hallowed ween story for kids and children aboth"}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Contest. Er{{--}}never mind. ''{an X appears over the word "contest"}''

''{The first page shows The Homestar Runner against the same orange background, in front of a red-orange pumpkin. The caption reads, "Everyone loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete."}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Everybody loves The Homestar Runner. ''{Homestar poses happily}'' He is an athletic terrife. ''{the caption changes to "athletic terrife"; Homestar plops down again and gives Strong Bad a weird look}''

''{The next page shows The Homestar Runner and Pom Pom in the storybook field.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Once upon that singular time, The Homestar Runner and Pom Pom were playing it safe.

''{The Homestar Runner concentrates for a moment with his eyes closed, then straightens, his eyes popping.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mmm... ah! I did it! Now it's your turn to think about a soft pillow, Pom Pom!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles, eyelids lowered}''

''{Enter Tiny-Handed Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Strong Sad, each wearing a mask}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Up bounded The Fearsome Brothers Strong wearing scary monster outfits.

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' ''{wavy motion lines coming from his mouth}'' HORRORSHOW!!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Burped Strong Bad.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' SUCH A FRIGHT!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Squelched The Homestar Runner, and he lay down and died.

''{The Homestar Runner lays down and turns transparent. A white ghost Homestar with a wiggly tail floats up from his body.}''

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' Uh... that was unexpected.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Admitted Strong Bad just now.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as his ghost}'' Oh no! I gave up the ghost!

'''STRONG SAD:''' You'll stay that way unless you enter the spooky woods ''{the spooky woods is shown as ominous music plays}'' and face your 3 fears before the witching hour!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''[Said Strong Sad.]'' Quothed Lord High Plotlayer.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{determined look}'' It's what I must do! Let's go Pom Pom! ''{draws out the second "Pom"}''

''{Wide shot reveals Pom Pom is gone. Homestar looks distressed.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' But Pom Pom had already gone to a party at some rich kid's house.

''{Cut to outside the Prince of Town's castle, where Pom Pom, wearing sunglasses, is floating in the pool. The Poopsmith bounces on the diving board repeatedly. Party music plays. Cut back to a close-up of The Homestar Runner.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{each gulp is simply captioned "gulp"}'' I (gulp) guess (gulpo) I'm on (gulpamundo) my own (Gulp Fantasy 2000).

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Tedioused The Homestar Runner at great risk to the listenability of the story.

''{Cut to the entrance to the spooky woods, where ghost Homestar floats in, looking nervous}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' And so The Dead Homestar Runner entered the Spooky Woods.

''{The Dead Homestar Runner floats through the spooky woods}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No amount of gulps can express how scared I am!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Just then, he came face to face with his first fear!

''{A life science textbook with a picture of a frog on the cover pops into existence before him, then opens to page 73, which has a picture of an pink organelle}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh no! Page 73 of my old life science textbook!

'''COACH ZEE:''' ''{speaking as the organelle}'' Can you identify this organelle, that is located in a plant cell?

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Asked the life science textbook in Coach Z's voice for some reason.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' I'm not gulp-afraid of you... Golgi Apparatus!

'''COACH ZEE:''' Apporparortus! ''{the textbook closes and vanishes}''

''{The Homestar Runner's hat "ding"s into color}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That was easy! I'll have my corporeal form back in no time!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Said The Homestar Runner after ''clearly'' consulting a thesaurus.

''{The Homestar Runner leaves the scene. The Brothers Strong rise up from behind a teal-colored bush with purple berries.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Meanwhile, behind a very great bush, the Brothers Strong were schemin' and steamin'.

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' All types of drat!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Said Strong Bad, ''{not captioned}'' coining an awesome new phrase that will endure throughout the ages. ''{Tiny-Handed Strong Bad grins}''

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' We've got to make sure his next fear is so gruesome, he won't be able to face it!

'''STRONG MAD:''' Grunt!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Grunted Grunt Mad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm here because family is hard to say no to.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Said a pallid bust of Pallas.

''{Cut to ghost Homestar floating through the woods}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' And so The Little-Bit-Less-Dead Homestar Runner forged ahead, and faced his next fear. Which was...

''{A bathtub full of vomit and eyeballs appears against a pink and purple background as a spooky sound plays}''

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' Eyeball barf bath!

''{Wide shot. Strong Mad is vomiting eyeballs into the bathtub while Tiny-Handed Strong Bad stands by him.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I'm not scared of that. Boooo! ''{jumps into the bathtub, sticks his head up, and spits out an eyeball}'' Pa-too!

''{Close-up of The Homestar Runner, who is surrounded by a golden aura}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Luxuriates my skin!

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' What the...?

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Almost cussed Strong Bad. ''{Tiny-Handed Strong Bad puts a glove over his mouth}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{suddenly scared}'' But I am scared of... gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp... FRILLY TOOTHPICKS!!!

''{Cut to Strong Sad, who is holding a plate of club sandwiches with frilly toothpicks}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' And all eyes turned to Strong Sad's club sammich.

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' That's stupid! No one's afraid of frilly toothpicks!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. ''{gets out of the bath}'' Oh, you're right. Thanks Strong Bad!

''{The Homestar Runner gains his red star shirt.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{"had" is not spoken aloud}'' And with that, The Homestar Runner ''[had]'' successfully faced his second fear.

''{The Homestar Runner floats on}''

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' All types of drat!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Repeated Strong Bad, flirting with oversaturating the market with his new phrase too soon.

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' It looks like we have to come up with something stupid and weird, not gruesome.

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner floating through the woods}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' And so The Nearly-Not-Dead Homestar Runner ventured deeper into the spooky woods.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Two down, one to go! I wonder what horrors my third fear will bring.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Just then he came to a clearing in the woods.

''{The Homestar Runner witnesses Tiny-Handed Strong Bad and Strong Mad playing ping-pong on a round kitchen table}''

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' Look at us! We're playing ping-pong on a kitchen table. Not regulation in the slightest!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Said Strong Bad wearing dress shoes with no socks. ''{close-up of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad's feet; he is indeed}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' While definitely illegal, I don't think non-regulation ping-pong is my third fear.

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' Well it doesn't matter anyway, ''{wide silhouetted shot; the moon has a clock displayed on it that's nearly at midnight}'' 'cause it's almost the witching hour and now you'll be stuck like this forever!

''{Dramatic close-up of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad whacking the ping-pong ball in midair}''

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' SLAMMA JAMMA!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And Strong Bad slammed the ball with wicked topspin. ''{the ball soars past The Homestar Runner in slow motion, then rolls into some brambles}'' And it flew into the Thorny Thicket, revealing...

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OH NO!! My final fear!!

''{Cut to the gruesome sight of exactly what Homestar describes:}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A half-decomposed raccoon being carried around by a family of wet pigeons!! ''{the pigeons approach the ping-pong ball}''

''{Cut back to The Homestar Runner, Strong Mad and Strong Bad}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Said the Homestar Runner in a ''children's book''. ''{the words each become italicized as he reads them}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awww, but look. The gross wet pigeons think Strong Bad's ping-pong ball is an egg!

''{The pigeons plus raccoon sit down on top of the ball}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' They're gonna hatch it!

''{Cut back to the trio}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' They were just as gulp of me, as I was gulp of them!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Said the Homestar Runner, ''really'' shoe-horning some ''{Homestar poses with pride}'' kind of half-baked moral into this thing.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Behold! The witching hour!

''{The moon clock strikes midnight with a gong sound}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' And so having faced his three fears, Homestar Runner gained back his corporeal form. ''{The Homestar Runner gains back his legs}'' Said narrator Strong Bad, who totally already knew what 'corporeal' meant, like, ''way'' before this book.

''{Close-up on The Homestar Runner, whose backside seems to "ding"}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, hey hey! ''{wide shot; a transparent ghost tail is protruding from under his shirt}'' Looks like I get to keep my squiggily ghost-tail! ''{turns his rear to Tiny-Handed Strong Bad}'' Does it tickle your fancy, Mr. Strong Bad? ''{makes a duck face and starts making high-pitched noises}''

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' SUCH A FRIGHT!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Moaned Strong Bad and he lay down and died.

''{Tiny-Handed Strong Bad lays down and turns transparent. A white ghost Strong Bad with a wiggly tail floats up from his body.}''

'''TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' Now ''I'' gave up the ghost!

''{Silhouetted wide shot}''

'''ALL BUT TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD:''' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Laughed all the other characters in a satisfying, end-of-story fashion.

''{The page turns to a gray "end." screen. As Strong Bad speaks, a new storybook appears: "strong bad's ghost enters the homestar runner", with an illustration of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad's ghost being sucked into a surprised The Homestar Runner.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Join us next week, children, when we read "Strong Bad's Ghost Enters The Homestar Runner, Thereby Possessing Him Demonically". ''{the additional part of the title appears as he reads it}''

''{Cut to the modern day characters, costume-less, standing in the field at night. Strong Bad is holding the book.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Such a great story, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, I just r{{--}}read it. To you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{puzzled}'' Um, I know.

'''COACH Z:''' Say, is there something missin' here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! We forgot to put on our cos''tumes''!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, our ''cos''tumes or our cos''tumes''?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We'd better peow outta here and get changed!

'''ALL:''' PEOW! ''{they dash off, then reappear in their Halloween costumes}''

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click on The Cheat.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, The Cheat! I really like your Emperor Eh! Steve costume!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{in a Powered-by-The-Cheat voice, as the top part of his head swivels to allow his mouth to open wide}'' Cheatsa Cheatsa!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Did no one else just see that?!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' It's just a certain way I do things.
* At the end, click on Bubs.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say Buuubs! Say Bubs! Say Bub-Bub-Buuubs! ''{rocking back and forth and punctuating each word lightly}'' You are dressed as the Aladdin Genie dressed as Captain Lou Albano and there's nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.
:'''BUBS:''' Okay.
:''{Organ music plays as Homestar turns into a skeleton. He then collapses, but returns to his normal self after a moment.}''
* At the end, click on Strong Mad.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SYD BARRETT!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, sorry, big guy. He wasn't in the band when they made that album.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' UH... WIZARD OF OZ!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, nope, wrong album there too.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' MY BODY'S A REALLY HARD SHAPE TO MAKE COSTUMES FOR!
* At the end, click on Homestar.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sooo... what am I looking at here, Homestar? You dressed as '70s Homestar that dropped out of college and backpacked across Scandinavia?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, pretty much.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No way! He's dressed as Snufkin from ''{exaggerated accent}'' Tove Jansson's ''{normal}'' Moomintroll books, comics, and cartoons!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Doo-doo-doot doot! ''{leans toward Strong Bad}'' Bah bahbah baah bah baah baah bah baah baah! ''{leans toward Marzipan}'' Bah bahbah baah bah baah baah bah baah baah! ''{leans toward Strong Bad}'' Bah bahbah baah bah baah baah bah baah baah baaaaaaaaah!
* At the end, click on the King of Town.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Nice Mighty Boosh reference there, King of Town!
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Mighty what? This is just what happens when you fall asleep chewing eight packs of Hubba Bubba!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're a Hubba Bubba nightmare, all right.
* At the end, click on Pom Pom.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, Pom Pom! Do some Mode 7 for us!
:''{A pixelated image of Pom Pom in costume grows and spins toward the camera, and then back to Pom Pom's original position as he returns to normal.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw yeah! Pixels the size of your face!
* At the end, click on Strong Sad.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad! I really like your "give me nightmares forever and always" costume!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what are you supposed to be, the lovechild of Dobby the house elf and Ron Weasley from some of your fanfiction?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' No no! I'm from the Cremaster Cycle! I assure you it's ''way'' more pretentious than any of my fanfic!
* At the end, click on the Poopsmith.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, The Poopsmith. Looking at your costume, I can almost hear the satisfying-slash-skin-crawling plastic squeak of that oversized white clam shell VHS case!
:''{The Poopsmith spreads his wide orange wings with a loud plastic squeak}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it!
:''{The Poopsmith folds his wings back in}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I thought you already dressed up as Trondorman, like, twenty years ago!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ooh! I smell a shared cinematic universe{{--}}!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up.
* At the end, click on Coach Z.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Coach Z, if you don't want to I can live with that, ''{rhythmically}'' but you gotta put back the double-knit reversible stripèd pants!
:''{Coach Z produces a pair of red and white striped pants}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no need to argue, I just don't understand how you haven't run out of costume ideas yet!
:'''COACH Z:''' I'm pretty sure this is the last one! I'm grarspin' at straws here!
* At the end, click on Homsar.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homsar, that is the most accurate patriotic Hovan Roll costume I've ever seen!
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAa! Contraption flaption, what's your hedge fund?
* At the end, click on Strong Bad.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, Strong Bad, you're a big devotee of Bic pens now apparently?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course, shut up! I'm known far and wide for my enthusiasm for... Bic ballpoint pens. Look it up.
* At the end, click on Marzipan.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Marzipan, I really like your{{--}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, let me stop you right there. I have no idea what this is from. I just wore what Strong Sad told me to wear.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah, and honestly, I only saw the movie once when I was, like, ten. I just like that pirate guy.
* At the end, click on the moon to see a [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] scene.
:'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' Emperor Eh!-gustus Steve!, what hath you wrought?
:''{Reverse shot shows Eh! Steve! with a laurel crown, holding a spear topped with Sherlock. A line of Homestar statues is in the background, as well as a number of palm tree shapes.}''
:'''EH! STEVE!:''' Eh! Steve!
* At the end, click on the stars a little above and to the right of Bubs's head to see an edited scene from [[dragon]]:
:''{Strong Bad is at the [[Compy 386]], having typed, "A dragon? That's easy!"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Feel free to follow along with my simple step by step instructions.
:''{The scene is paused, VHS style. A Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad face is drawn on the back of Strong Bad's head.}''
:'''STRONG BAD FACE:''' ''{holds up a blue pen shape labelled "Bic" with a misshapen glove and speaks in Powered by The Cheat voice}'' And don't forget to use a Bic... point pen! I...
:'''PEN:''' ''{speaks in the same voice}'' I am always using it.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*The [[Wikipedia:Golgi apparatus|Golgi apparatus]] is a part of a eukaryotic cell that encloses protein products within vesicles and transports them throughout the cell. Despite what this cartoon implies, it is not exclusive to plant cells.
*[[Wikipedia:ASMR|ASMR]] stands for autonomous sensory meridian response. There are many YouTube videos that claim to trigger it to help people to relax, similar to the Falling Asleep Great with Character 1 false autoplay image from [[The Next April Fools Thing]].

===Trivia===
*This is the first time The Cheat is shown onscreen while speaking comprehensibly.
*This is the first time all twelve main characters have an Easter egg when clicked on at the end.
**In addition, there are a total of fourteen Easter eggs in this cartoon, the largest number in any Homestar Runner toon until [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]].
*The gong sound heard as the Witching Hour strikes comes from the 2013 first-person exploration/puzzle game ''[[wikipedia:Kairo (video game)|Kairo]]''.
*Bubs's costume seems to indicate that his skin beneath his shirt is the same blue color as his face.
*Strong Sad's mask resembles a proboscis monkey.

===Remarks===
*The Poopsmith is seen partying at the pool, while he was specifically forbidden from entering in [[keep cool]].
*While in costume, Homestar does not blink as he normally does.
*Marzipan's line is presented in a slightly lower [[audio quality]] from the rest of the toon.
*The contrast dial on the Compy in the Easter egg is not interactable.

===Goofs===
[[File:SpookyWoodsDragonFont.png|200px|thumb|I make drawing incorrect fonts fun!]]
*In the Flash version, the first line on Strong Bad's computer is not displayed in the correct font. The same line is displayed correctly in the YouTube version.
*When the text box says "SUCH A FRIGHT! squelched The Homestar Runner", there is no period following it.
*As everybody leaves to change into their costumes, Homestar's legs are separated from his body for one frame.

===Inside References===
*Pom Pom abandoning Homestar to go to a cooler party occurred previously in [[senior prom]].
*The cast "[[Peow]]s" away at the end of the toon.
*Homestar [[Bathing|bathes]] in eyeball [[Puking|puke]].
*I'm Just a Bill was previously referenced in [[4 branches]].
*When Homestar says The Poopsmith previously dressed as "Trondorman", he's thinking of the Tron costume in [[Homestarloween Party]], which was made 19 years before this cartoon.
**''Condorman'' itself was one of the VHS tapes labeled in an Easter egg in the email [[12:00]].
*Homestar guesses that Bubs is dressed as Captain Lou Albano, the costume he wore in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*The strip[[èd]] [[pants]] were previously seen in [[high school]].
*Hovan rolls were previously mentioned in [[Halloween Potion Ma-jig]].
*Mode-7 was previously mentioned in the [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser]] and [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]].
*The Homestar statue seen in the Eh!-gustus Steve Easter egg was previously seen in [[April Fool 2014]].
*The phrase "Cheatsa [Parties]" was first used in [[mile]] and then used in better context in [[pizza joint]].
*Strong Sad's fan fiction was previously shown in [[fan club]].
*Homestar was similarly insistent about Bubs's costume in [[Later That Night...]], prompting a similar reaction from him.
*The skeleton scene from Bubs's Easter egg was previously seen in [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]. ''(See also [[#Real-World References]])''

===Real-World References===
*"Horrorshow" is a slang term frequently used in the [[wikipedia:A Clockwork Orange (novel)|novel]] and [[wikipedia:A Clockwork Orange (film)|film]] ''A Clockwork Orange''. It's a corruption of the Russian word ''khorosho'', meaning "good".
*The Life Science textbook Homestar encounters is based on the 1999 edition of ''Life Science'' by Lucy Daniel, Edward Paul Ortleb, and Alton Biggs (ISBN 0028277775).
*"A pallid bust of Pallas" refers to [[Edgar Allan Poe]]'s poem [[wikipedia:The Raven|"The Raven"]].
*Two references are made to [[Don Bluth]] and his works:
**Bubs is dressed up as Commander Borf, the antagonist from ''Space Ace'', a game similar to ''Dragon's Lair''.
**In response, when Homestar Runner turns into a skeleton and collapses during the costume discussion at the end, it is a reference to one of the ways Dirk the Daring dies in the original ''Dragon's Lair''. Homestar was dressed as Dirk the Daring in [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]], doing the same gag.
*[[Wikipedia:Mode 7|Mode 7]] was a processing technique that allowed the Super [[Nintendo]] Entertainment System to scale and rotate visual elements. A common misconception is that either Mode 7 or the Super FX-2 chip was used to animate Burt the Bashful in ''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi's Island|Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island]]'' (the effect is actually achieved via HDMA manipulation of the second background layer), but his animations do distort his sprite in a Mode 7-esque manner.
*Strong Mad yells the name of [[Wikipedia:Syd Barrett|Syd Barrett]], a founding member of Pink Floyd who was ousted from the band in 1968.
**Strong Mad yelling "WIZARD OF OZ!", as well as Strong Bad's response that that's the "wrong album", is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Dark Side of the Rainbow|Dark Side of the Rainbow]] theory, which states that the Pink Floyd album [[wikipedia:The Dark Side of the Moon|The Dark Side of the Moon]] can be synchronized to ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]''.
*Homsar's line in his Easter egg is a corruption of a line from another [[Wikipedia:Schoolhouse Rock!|Schoolhouse Rock]] song: "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
*Dobby and [[wikipedia:Ron Weasley|Ron Weasley]] are both characters from the [[wikipedia:Harry Potter|Harry Potter]] franchise.
*The "pirate guy" from ''[[Wikipedia:Galaxy Express 999|Galaxy Express 999]]'' that Strong Sad refers to could either be Emeraldas, who was the captain of the ''Queen Emeraldas'' and aimed to switch bodies with Maetel, or Captain Harlock, who was the ruler of the Time Castle. Both are recurring characters in the works of Leiji Matsumoto.
*Strong Bad references the white clamshell VHS case [[Disney]] movies came in.
*Strong Sad suggests that ''[[Wikipedia:Condorman|Condorman]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Tron|Tron]]'' could belong to a shared cinematic universe because both movies (as well as the [[Wikipedia:Marvel Cinematic Universe|Marvel Cinematic Universe]]) were produced by Disney, and ''Tron'' was released a year after ''Condorman'' in 1982.
*The Eh!-gustus Steve Easter egg, with its use of Sweet Cuppin Cakes' color palette and tile floor, slow synth pop music, Roman-style statues, and cyan- and magenta-outlined palm tree, references the [[Wikipedia:Vaporwave|Vaporwave]] aesthetic, which Sweet Cuppin' Cakes in general has been likened to, including by [[The Brothers Chaps]] themselves in a later [[@StrongBadActual]] {{prs|1238159425023758337|12|Apr|2020|alt=Tweet}}.
*Homestar sings part of [[youtube:9YAmXjBUp-g|the theme]] from [[Wikipedia:Moomin (1990 TV series)|the 1990 Moomin TV anime series]] (on which the design of his costume is largely based).
*Coach Z's costume banter references DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's "Parents Just Don't Understand", specifically the lyrics "But if you don't want to I can live with that but/You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks" and "There's no need to argue, parents just don't understand".

===Fast Forward===
*True to his word, Strong Bad [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019#1191946722114777092|shared a scene]] from "Strong Bad's Ghost Enters The Homestar Runner, Thereby Possessing Him Demonically" on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]] a week after this toon's release.

==YouTube Version==
[[File:YT Autoplay - Eyeball Barf ASMR.png|thumb|So soothing.]]
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Strong Bad reads the gang a chilling new children's book for Halloween! All types of drat!"
*The ending Easter eggs play automatically in the following order:
**The Cheat
**Bubs
**Strong Mad
**Homestar Runner
**The King of Town
**Pom Pom
**Strong Sad
**The Poopsmith
**Coach Z
**Homsar
**Strong Bad
**Marzipan
**Eh!-gustus Steve
**Bic-point pen
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Mr. Poofers Must Die

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[[File:MrPoofersMustDie.png|200px|thumb|"Oh. Sorry. 'The End.'"]]
Everyone tries to create the perfect story to kill off a dog, but something's not right...

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Mr. Poofers}}, {{Film|Old Man Rootbeer}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{film|Character 1}}

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'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, October 30, 2018

'''Running Time:''' 5:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 9:25 (YouTube; complete with "Easter eggs")

'''Page Title:''' A Top Notch Quality Ghost Story!

==Transcript==
''{The toon opens with Marzipan playing her guitar in her living room, decorated with ghost streamers. Homestar walks up, and Marzipan stops playing as she turns around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angry}'' Marzipan, it's over! ''{raises his sword prop}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{unfazed}'' Okay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't take another day of this ''{plants his sword into the floor}'' garbage relationship!

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's fine.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, what day is it?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Halloween.

''{Homestar produces a book labeled "PLAN THING" and opens it up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sheepishly}'' Oops, sorry! I was looking at next week. ''This'' is what I'm supposed to say to you today: ''{jumps up excitedly}'' Marzipan! This is it! ''{picks up and raises his sword}'' This Halloween I'm finally going to tell a top-notch four-and-a-half-stars-with-over-six-hundred-reviews-quality ghost story! And you know what that means!

''{The music Marzipan was playing starts back up.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Um, that you're gonna break up with me next week apparently?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dramatically}'' Mr. Poofers must die!!

''{Cut to a title screen reading "Mr. Poofers Must Die". Mr. Poofers's eyes occasionally briefly flash in place of the O's in the title. The words "A TOP-NOTCH 4½ STARS WITH OVER 600 REVIEWS QUALITY GHOST STORY" appear at the bottom of the screen.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Who the crap is Mr. Poofers?

''{The scene transitions to Mr. Poofers on an orange background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey everyone! Hey everyone, look! Hey everyone, look at Mr. Poofers!

''{Mr. Poofers sits down, with an accompanying noise.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Mr. Poofers is a dog{{--}}

''{Mr. Poofers scratches himself with his hind leg and a question mark appears over his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' {{--}}but he sounds like this!

''{As Homestar says each word that Mr. Poofers "sounds like", Mr. Poofers opens his mouth, and the same word appears inside it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Miffa miffa meeka moo!

''{Mr. Poofers looks around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' That is funny talk for a dog!

''{Mr. Poofers stands up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' What a great cloud with legs Mr. Poofers is.

''{Mr. Poofers's fur fluffs out to make him look more cloud-like.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, I mean, what a great ''dog''{{--}}

''{Mr. Poofers returns to normal and scratches himself.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' {{--}}Mr. Poofers is!

''{The screen changes to a dining room table with three pine cones on it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Mr. Poofers eats pimecones for breakfast, ''{Mr. Poofers appears and eats half of the first pine cone}'' lunch, ''{he eats the second}'' and dinner. ''{he eats the third}'' Imagine that! Pimecones for B, L, and D!

''{As he says that last part, placards labeled "B", "L", and "D" fall in front of the half-eaten pine cones. Cut to Old Man Rootbeer, who looks around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, look! Oh, look, everyone! There's Old Man Rootbeer! Old Man Rootbeer is not a big fan of Mr. Poofers.

''{The screen pans over as Mr. Poofers runs up in the background. Old Man Rootbeer shakes his fist at him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Not really that much of a big fan at all. ''{As Rootbeer, who points at Mr. Poofers:}'' That kid eats my pimecones! ''{normally}'' Shouted Old Man Rootbeer.

''{Cut to Rootbeer and Mr. Poofers, standing near a hammock with four pine cones sitting nearby.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover, as Rootbeer}'' I'm gonna take a nap on my college hammock, ''{Rootbeer shakes his fist}'' so don't eat my pimecones! ''{normally}'' Old Man Rootbeer told Mr. Poofers. ''{as Mr. Poofers}'' Miffa miffa!

''{Rootbeer lies down on the hammock, and his hat falls over his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' After a few moments, Old Man Rootbeer had fallen a-slumber.

''{Mr. Poofers sneaks closer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Juuust when the moment was right... Mr. Poofers stole his beard!

''{Mr. Poofers takes Rootbeer's beard and runs off. Rootbeer jumps up, his entire face now covered in the remnants of his beard, and shakes his fist.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' What a prize!

''{Cut to Mr. Poofers happily hugging the beard. A "ding" sound effect plays as the beard shines.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' An old man's beard, no less!

''{Cut to Homestar, standing next to a table with a candle on it, as silhouettes of the other characters look on. White noise plays for a few seconds as he looks around. Cut to a shot of the other main characters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummmm... what did I just listen to?

''{Cut back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, sorry. "The end."

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Is ''that'' what you dragged us all here for?!

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Wasn't Mr. Poofers supposed to die?

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, man! Did it happen again?! Every time I try and tell a spooky Mr. Poofers story{{--}}

''{Cut to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Which has now been exactly one time.

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}he always survives! I thought, if I could finally kill him off, it would definitely become a top-notch four-and-a-half-stars-with-over-six-hundred-reviews-quality ghost story.

''{Cut to Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' But it didn't even sound like you tried to off Mr. Poofers in the first place.

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, but I did. Watch this: I'm about to say "Then Mr. Poofers' head fell off and he died, died, died." Ahem.

''{Cut to Mr. Poofers walking down the street.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Mr. Poofers was thinking about a branch, ''{a thought bubble with a branch appears over his head}'' a hotel, ''{the bubble expands an a hotel labeled "OH SWELL" is added}'' and a $350 pair of loafers.

''{The bubble expands and a pair of brown shoes marked "350" is added. Then it disappears and Mr. Poofers spins, looking like a tornado.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Gee whiz! That's a lot of Kansas mash right there!

''{Mr. Poofers strikes a triumphant pose. The image poofs away and cuts back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' See? It's like somethin' takes a hold of ya when you're telling a Mr. Poofers story!

''{Cut to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Eh, what a bunch of balarney. Ain't nobaddy can get fatally irresponsible with an animal like Coach Z! Let me take a whack at it. And I'll try and finish your story too!

''{Cut to Mr. Poofers and Old Man Rootbeer standing next to each other near a wall.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Look, gentlemen! A roundish box!

''{A roundish box drops into the scene as both characters take a step back.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Mr. Poofers ''{the "oo" is pronounced as in the word "hook"}'' pretended there was such thing as a roundish box.

''{Mr. Poofers pushes it toward Rootbeer.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' He gave it to Old M'n Rootber, ''{The "oo" is again pronounced as in "hook". Rootbeer scratches his head}'' who absolutely had not asked for it. ''{as Rootbeer:}'' This better be replacement pimecones! ''{normally}'' Belted Old M'n Rootber.

''{Rootbeer reaches into the box and produces a broken half of a brush with brown hairs stuck to it as an electric sound effect is heard. He looks at it, puzzled.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' It was half a hairbrush. ''{pronounces the L in "half"}''

''{Rootbeer turns the brush over. The scene poofs away as we cut back to Coach Z, whose face is covered in sweat.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{freaked out}'' Ooooohhhh! That wasn't me! That wasn't me! I tried to kill 'im! I swear!

''{Cut to Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, shut up, Coach Z, you infant. I'll kill the stupid dog.

''{Cut to Mr. Poofers sitting on a tiled floor.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Miffa meeka" ''{Mr. Poofers's mouth opens wide as those words exit through it.}'' said Mr. Poofers, out of his entire mouth. Mr. Poofers never complains, except once{{--}}

''{Scene shifts to Mr. Poofers looking at a table as a bowl of pudding, with a hair sticking out of it, slides in front of him.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' {{--}}in a cafeteria, with bad, bad pudding.

''{Mr. Poofers knocks it away angrily.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I mean, have you ever{{--}}?

''{The scene poofs away and cuts back to Marzipan, whose face is also covered in sweat.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{distraught}'' I was wrong! I was so wrong!

''{Pan over to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oooh, this is getting supernaturally interesting! All right, Poofers, it's time for you to face... the Deathly Pallor! ''{closes his eyes, tenses up, and starts wiggling his fingers}'' I invoke protections from the third arcane level and send my mind into the psychic vault! You shall not break through! ''{opens his eyes and holds his arms wide}''

''{Cut to Mr. Poofers}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pimecone.

''{A pine cone appears. The scene then poofs away and cuts back to Strong Sad, whose face is also covered in sweat, and whose fingers are still twitching.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{panicking}'' Oooohhh! Oohhh! Lemme out! It was horrible! ''{The Poopsmith puts his hand on Strong Sad's shoulder.}'' It was like Homestar's imagination was gushing out of my mouth like fire!

''{Homestar leans into the scene}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{chuckling}'' I know, right?

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, fine. We all knew it was coming down to this anyway. I will merc Mr. Poofers for you sad sacks! ''{mutters to himself:}'' All right, concentrate, Strong Bad. Keep your mind strong! ''{lifts his head}'' Bad! See what I did{{--}}

'''EVERYONE ELSE:''' Yes!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, sorry.

''{Cut to an image of Mr. Poofers on a path, with Old Man Rootbeer standing in the distance.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It was nearly sunset.

''{Mr. Poofers suddenly puffs out, then slowly returns to normal.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Old Man Rootbeer stood at the end of the ave{{--}}

''{Zoom in on Rootbeer, and a flamethrower appears behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' {{--}}flamethrower slung 'cross his back. ''{as Rootbeer:}'' You 'et one pimecone too many, Mr. Poofers! ''{normally}'' Harkened Old M. R... Beer.

''{Rootbeer grabs the flamethrower and aims it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' He took dead aim on Mr. ... ''{he shows signs of starting to struggle to speak}'' Poofers...

''{Strong Bad appears in the corner of the screen, his face covered in sweat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dead aim, you see! And then...

''{Cut to Rootbeer holding the flamethrower, whose tip comes aflame.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...he... pulled... the tr{{--}} trrrri{{--}} trrrrrrrrrrr{{--}}

''{Sudden cut to a trolley labeled "O.M.R.B." with "POOFERS AVE." marked as its destination. Rootbeer is riding the trolley, smiling widely.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' Trolley 'round the block and then he gave it a ding!

''{The trolley's bell rings: Ding! Cut to another view of the trolley, with Mr. Poofers now riding it too.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' Mr. Poofers hopped aboard and they began to sing! How could we ever, how come we never{{--}}

''{Cut back to the main characters. As they sing, the words appear above them.}''

'''EVERYONE:''' ''{singing}'' Why can't we slice that pie?

''{Strong Bad collapses. Everyone else huffs in fatigue.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwwww! It's no use! Mr. Poofers is too powerful!

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I guess we'll just have to start worshiping Mr. Poofers as our dark overlord.

''{All overlapping each other:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eh, sounds good to me. 
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Yeah, sure. 
'''MARZIPAN:''' I'll try anything once. 
'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{unintelligible}'' 
'''BUBS:''' ''{unintelligible}'' 
'''COACH Z:''' No other choice. 
'''STRONG SAD:''' You know I'm down.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All hail Mr. Poofers.

'''EVERYONE:''' Miffa miffa meeka moo!

''{As the music picks up, cut to outside Marzipan's house, as a ghostly image of Mr. Poofers rises over it. Then cut to a Bookazon page for "Mr. Poofers Must Die: Homestar's Top-Notch Ghost Story", which starts with no stars and -4 customer reviews, but raises to four and a half stars and 601 reviews. Then, fade to The Field, where everyone is standing in costume. "Homestar as Dirk the Daring" appears next to Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar, nice Dork the Daring costume!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that's who I dressed up as. Dirk ''{sounds like "dork" due to Homestar's speech patterns}'' the Daring.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, I said ''Dork'' the Daring!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right, Diiiiirk the Daring!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groans, then quickly:}'' Hey Homestar, Duck left!

''{The caption disappears as a yellow light flashes on the left side of the screen and Homestar dodges to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, right!

''{A yellow light flashes on the right side of the screen and Homestar dodges right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, sword!

''{A yellow sword blinks to Homestar's right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, left sword!

''{A yellow sword blinks to Homestar's left. Then, sad music from Dragon's Lair plays as Homestar turns into a skeleton.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, man!

''{Homestar's skeleton collapses.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mooooom! Can I have 75 more dollars in quarters?

''{Homestar returns to normal with a flash. A box reading "Strong Bad as Viewtiful Joe" appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Henshin-a-go-go, baby! That's... all that I remember from that game. Cool shading, maybe? Slow-mo? ''{His scarf starts to move.}'' Scarf... effects?

''{The box disappears but reappears near Marzipan reading "Marzipan as J. Mascis".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Marzipan. I really like your thrift store Gandalf costume.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Marzipan! Where you been?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, nobody gets that!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{clearly amused}'' Hey, Marzipan! You're living all over me! Mm-hm?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No one gets it!

'''STRONG SAD:''' That's okay! Whatever's cool with me!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, I get the joke, Strong Sad, and it's still really lame.

''{The box disappears and reappears next to The Cheat, reading "The Cheat as a Korok". He jumps and throws leaves as wood block sound effects play.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises imitating Koroks}''

''{The box disappears and reappears next to Strong Sad, reading "Strong Sad as Tummi Gummi".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad! I really tend to like your Bill Murray from cartoon Ghostbusters from the voice of Garfield: The Movie dot com costume! Never before has one voice so embodied ''{half-closes his eyes with orange eyelids, resembling Garfield}'' half-closed eyelids.

''{The box disappears and reappears next to Strong Mad, reading "Strong Mad as Kano".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{accusatory tone}'' Strong Mad?

'''STRONG MAD:''' FUNNY JOKE?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Buddy?

'''STRONG MAD:''' FUNNY JOKE ABOUT MY COSTUME?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, big fella. There are no jokes about your costume. Because no one knows who it is.

''{A question mark appears in the box, making it "Strong Mad as Kano?"}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' BUT JUDGE DREDD!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, but you didn't dress up as Judge Dredd, did you?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ... BUT PROXIMITY TO JUDGE DREDD!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry. It's not enough. You're just blue Frankenstein. Better luck next year.

''{Strong Mad cries. The box disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, Coach Z?

''{The box appears near Coach Z and Pom Pom, reading "Coach Z & Pom Pom as Missy Elliot".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I even wanna know how you and Pom Pom are pulling this costume off?

'''COACH Z:''' I can assure you: you do not.

''{Pom Pom's head pops out.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''COACH Z:''' Get back in there!

''{One of the costume's hands pushes Pom Pom's head back in. The box disappears and reappears next to The Poopsmith, reading "Poopsmith as a Sea Monkey".}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Y'all think that's the Poopsmith...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' This is gonna be about food.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' But in reality...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's gonna be about food.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I finally bred sea monkeys large enough to make sea monkey po'boys!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yup, I told ya: about food.

''{Cut to Homsar standing on Homestar's porch.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks stashed-a-mundo!

''{The box appears reading "Homsar as David St. Hubbins". Homestar pokes out of the door.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homsar! I really like your "Doug Henning made his own mustache disappear" costume! ''{Goes back inside, but then immediately pops out again}'' It's really good! ''{Goes back inside, waits a moment, and then pops out again}'' It’s a really good costume!

''{He goes back inside one final time as the scene cuts back to The Field. The box appears next to the King of Town, reading "King of Town as Little Debbie".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' King of Town? Spot-on Little Debbie costume! Bubs? Serviceable Little Debbie's Dad costume.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I always figured Little Debbie was the snack child of Lord Baldrick Entenmann and Dame Sara Lee!

''{The box disappears and reappears next to Bubs, reading "Bubs as Stan S. Stanman".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Say, Bubs. Can ya sell me any previously-owned vessels?

'''BUBS:''' ''{flailing his arms wildly}'' Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out!

[[File:Fake Autoplay - Arbor Day Special.png|thumb|Even better than the Secretary Appreciation Day special!]]
''{The scene cuts to a fake "Up Next" screen for "The Cheat Commandos Arbor Day Special", showing the Homestar puppet with a single cyclops eye in place of its usual eyes, and figurines of Reynold, Gunhaver, and Silent Rip in its mouth. After a few seconds, cut to a Yonder Website scene. Character 1 walks along and finds a familiar-looking giant ball of fluff.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, in a soothing voice}'' Say, what's that, Character 1? Why, it looks like someone's left out the cushion from a papasan chair, that's right.

''{Character 1 leans on the fluff.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Real comfortable. Take a nap.

''{Mr. Poofers's eyes and tongue appear in the "fluff". Character 1 jumps back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Say, that's no cushion!

''{Mr. Poofers stands up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Why, it's some sort of beast of the apocalypse!

''{Mr. Poofers yawns.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Say, Beast of the Apocalypse!

''{Mr. Poofers opens his eyes upon being addressed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You look like you might need to be a little bit appeased.

''{Mr. Poofers puffs his fur out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Is that right? Well, you know what that means, Character 1!

''{An orange falls from the sky in front of Character 1.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A little bit of sacrificial fruit, that's right.

''{Character 1 catches the orange as Mr. Poofers turns around and opens his mouth. Character 1 throws the orange into his mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Make an offering. Avert the apocalypse. Far out.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*This is the first Halloween toon to have two main characters share one costume.
*Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Viewtiful Joe|Viewtiful Joe]] costume was first mentioned by Matt Chapman during the [[SBCG4AP Playthrough]].
*Like [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] and [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]], this toon appears on the site as an embedded [[YouTube]] video; there is no publicly available [[Flash]] version.
*The YouTube description for this toon is "Homestar Runner tries to tell a top-notch 4.5 stars with over 600 reviews quality ghost story. The other characters appear as well!"

===Remarks===
*Strong Sad previously killed off all the characters in the story told in [[Homestarloween Party]], and spent [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] killing off or cursing all the members of the main cast.
**Likewise, Strong Bad also was responsible for his share of the deaths in Homestarloween Party, and frequently kills characters off in violent ways writing [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*Strong Mad mentions {{w|Judge Dredd}}. It is usually the Poopsmith who dresses in Judge Dredd-themed costumes; he wore a Judge Dredd helmet in [[Ever and More]] and dressed as Mean Machine Angel in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].

===Goofs===
*The end scene says that Coach Z and Pom Pom are dressed up as "Missy Elliot", whose last name is spelled with two T's.

===Inside References===
*The name "Mr. Poofers" was previously used in [[Fan Costumes '06]] to refer to a fluffy, white dog wearing a Homestar Runner costume.
*Marzipan asks, "Who the crap is Mr. Poofers?" just as Strong Bad asks, "Who the crap is Dijjery Doo?" in [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]].
*Homestar's ghost story revolves around [[Killing Dogs|killing Mr. Poofers]].
*Marzipan's house is decorated with the ghostly image from [[Haunted Photo Booth]].
*Homestar also referred to [[pine cones]] as "pimecones", and [[Eating Non-Food Items|ate them]], in [[secret recipes]].
*Strong Sad calls himself [[The Deathly Pallor]].
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when he makes a pun about keeping his mind "strong...bad".
*Homestar's ghost story is reviewed on [[Bookazon.com]].
*Strong Bad's Viewtiful Joe costume includes his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] from [[suntan]].
*Strong Sad had mentioned considering Little Debbie in [[Later That Night...]]
*Star Crunches, the treat the King of Town is holding, were previously mentioned in a caption in the [[Fan Stuff]].
*Bubs reprises his "check it out" chant from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].
*The [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails#List of Autoplay Thumbnails|fake autoplay thumbnail]] depicts a [[Puppet Stuff]] version of [[Cyclops Homestar]] from [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], with [[Cheat Commandos]] vinyl figurines from the [[store]] in its mouth.
*Strong Bad refers to Mr. Poofers as the fluff from a papasan. A papasan was given particular notice in [[Fan Costumes 2017]].

===Real-World References===
*''[[Wikipedia:You're Living All Over Me|You're Living All Over Me]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Where You Been|Where You Been]]'', and ''[[Wikipedia:Whatever's Cool with Me|Whatever's Cool with Me]]'' are all albums or EPs by J. Mascis's band, [[Wikipedia:Dinosaur Jr.|Dinosaur Jr.]]
*Though Homestar correctly identifies that [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]] played the part of [[Wikipedia:Garfield (character)|Garfield]] in ''[[Wikipedia:Garfield: The Movie|Garfield: The Movie]]'', Tummi Gummi's voice actor was [[Wikipedia:Lorenzo Music|Lorenzo Music]], who played Garfield in cartoons in the '80s and early '90s, most notably in ''[[Wikipedia:Garfield and Friends|Garfield and Friends]]''. Music also portrayed Peter Venkman in the first two seasons of ''[[Wikipedia:The Real Ghostbusters|The Real Ghostbusters]]'', who was played by Bill Murray in [[Ghostbusters|the original movies]].
*[[Wikipedia:Doug Henning|Doug Henning]] was a Canadian magician, illusionist, and escape artist. Strong Sad previously dressed like him in [[magic trick]].
*The King of Town's statement about making Sea Monkey Po'Boys is a reference to [https://samandmax.wikia.com/wiki/Mack_Salmon Mack Salmon]'s evil scheme involving Sea Chimps in the ''[[Sam & Max]]: [[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police|Freelance Police]]'' episode "They Came From Down There".
*In commenting on his costume, The King of Town also makes mention of two of Little Debbie's competitors, [[Wikipedia:Entenmann's|Entenmann's]] and [[Wikipedia:Sara Lee Corporation|Sara Lee]].
*Kano is from [[Wikipedia:Bad Company (comics)|Bad Company]] which was originally envisioned as part of the Judge Dredd mythos.
*The riff which plays throughout the toon is reminiscent of the one from post-punk band [[Wikipedia:The Slits|The Slits]]' song "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Sq5s6ZSj8 Typical Girls]".

==External Links==
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Most in the Graveyard

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[[Image:ween08 graveyard.png|thumb|"We have a cemetery? This is awesome!"]]

The citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] visit the graveyard.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, [[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]], {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Goblin}}

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'''Places:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Graveyard]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 6:25

'''Page Title:''' Ketchup Fountain SOUL'd Separately!

==Transcript==

''{The toon begins at the King of Town's castle, where a Halloween party is taking place at night. There is a blood fountain in the foreground, a paper ghost reading "oh, boo" has been stuck on the wall, and a paper spider reading "8 legs" seems to have fallen off the wall onto the floor. We pan right to see Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all wearing their Halloween costumes. Guitar music is heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, you guys! I can't believe we actually came to the King of Town's crappy Halloween party!

''{The King of Town walks in.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You boys having a good time? ''{close up on the King of Town; music fades out}'' Try the ketchup fountain yet?

''{Cut to the ketchup fountain, which depicts shooting ketchup out of a human head. Next to the fountain are some fries and a bottle of ketchup.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This party sucks, old man! ''{cut back to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat and the King of Town}'' This is Halloween! Where's the decaying flesh? The rotting corpses? ''{close up on Strong Bad}'' The stink of death?

''{The Poopsmith comes into the frame holding a rotting skull made of [[whatsit]] on his shovel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh... not exactly what I was talking about.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, fine! ''{close up on the King of Town}'' If stinky dead people is all you want, why don't you go hang out in that 200-acre cemetery that's been behind my castle all this time?!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and the rest. The camera zooms out of the window, revealing the cemetery.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-jiggama-WHAT?

''{Music continues. Title appears: "Most in the Graveyard", "the credits for the 9th Homestar Halloween Cartoon..." "...are the same as the first 8!"}''

''{Cut to the Cemetery entrance. Everyone is there, with Strong Bad and The Cheat shown to be the last to arrive.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have a cemetery? This is awesome! How come nobody ever told me about this place?

''{Close up on Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You didn't know about this place? Man, if it weren't for the library, I'd spend{{--}}

''{As Strong Sad pats his stomach, we cut back to the previous wide shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have a ''who cares''?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{excited}'' Yeah! It still uses ''{points upwards}'' Dewey Decimal and everything! Uh{{--}}''{suddenly realizes Strong Bad's statement, and looks dejected}'' Aww... I hate it when you do that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha ha! ''{close up on Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' C'mon guys, let's go find a suitable stiff to exhume and reanimate.

''{Everyone starts walking into the cemetery grounds. Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom as Marzipan walks past.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Pom Pom. ''{they start walking}'' This is gonna be so great. First we'll hit Space Mountain, then over to Mr. Toad's, ''{Pom Pom looks annoyed}'' then Tom Sawyer's Island, and don't forget: we parked in the Goofy lot!

''{Cut back to the entrance. The King of Town and the Poopsmith remain.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You think I should have told them about that carnivorous undead sheep that prowls the graveyard?

''{As the King of Town speaks, a view of a hill within the graveyard is shown, with a sheep shadow bleating loudly at the top of it. Foreboding music is heard. Cut to Strong Sad and Marzipan.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' All right now, Marzipan, remember: ''{raises finger}'' we have to hold our breath in front of the dead. ''{close up on Strong Sad}'' Ready? Go!

''{Strong Sad tries to hold his breath, but immediately exhales loudly and starts gasping.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, never mind! Sorry, the dead!

''{Cut back to previous shot}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This place is perfect for my Intro to Photography class. ''{lowers her guitar and pulls out a Polaroid camera from [[Hammerspace]]}'' I've already hit the railroad tracks and an abandoned factory. This will complete the amateur trifecta! ''{looks through the view-finder briefly}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hang on, I think I got it!

''{Strong Sad tries to hold his breath a second time, and again immediately fails. Cut to Bubs and Coach Z, standing in front of a bunch of graves. More music plays.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey, look! There's my great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold! He discovered the bait and switch! ''{the two graves are shown}'' Ooh, and this is his brother Mort! He invented "no money down".

''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' All your dead relatives are making me wanna start one of them horror-core rap groups. I could pull on a hockey mask and call myself... ''{a CD case pops up briefly reading "THE GRAVEYARDIGANZ {{--}} Featuring COACH ZGOR MORTIZZZ" with three Coach Z heads wearing hockey masks pictured}'' Coach Zgor Mortizzz!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, man! Show some respect! ''{points to a third tombstone, which is shown to read "ZGOR {{--}} another relative of Bubs"}''

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom walking along. Happy music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, Pom Pom, now that I know that we're not in a theme park, I say we try to find that Green Gob-a-lin. I heard that if you find him right at midnight, he'll spin all your Halloween candies into gold! ''{cut to a wide shot; Homestar frowns}'' Instead of just doing that regular old two-bit dance. ''{imitates the Green Goblin's dance}'' Dee dee-lee, dee-lee dee-lee dee-lee dee-lee!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles while pointing to a nearby landmark.}''

''{Cut to close up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's a great place to start looking!

''{Cut to a silhouetted shot of Homestar and Pom Pom walking uphill.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I wonder why they call it "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill".

''{We pan upwards toward a swinging wooden sign labelled "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill". Foreboding music is heard. Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat, all near more graves.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I mean, look at some of these names! Jimnelius Hog-chigger? Hebby Screbby? Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?

''{Close up on Strong Mad, who jumps up in frustration and lands with a crash, causing the earth to shake}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU SAID WE'D GET A ZOMBIE SLAVE!

''{Cut back to previous shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, Thwomp Mad. We will. We just gotta find somebody with a cool name. Let's keep looking.

''{We see Strong Sad posing by a gravestone, through the viewfinder of Marzipan's camera.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Almost... a little less lurk, and a little more skulk.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Like...''this?'' ''{hunches forward more}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''There'' we go.

''{She photographs him. The Polaroid develops, but Strong Sad is missing from the picture.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You're not showing up in these pictures. ''{several other Polaroids are pulled up where Strong Sad is absent}'' Strong Sad, ''{cut to Marzipan}'' is there something you need to tell me? Are you dead?

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{jubilantly}'' Whoa, maybe I am! ''{happy music plays as Strong Sad raises his finger}'' I finally willed myself to death! ''{smiles}'' This is ''great!''

''{Cut to Coach Z standing to the left of a grave.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Bubs! Check it out! You're not the only one with relatives here! My great good-aunt is buried right under our feet!

''{Cut to Bubs standing to the right of a grave.}''

'''BUBS:''' Naw, you come over here and look at this! I want you to see my great-great granduncle. He invented "no payments 'til 2010!"

'''COACH Z:''' ''{pats Bubs on his right shoulder from offscreen}'' Hi there.

''{Bubs looks to the left. We pan left to find that he and Coach Z were referring to the same grave.}''

'''BUBS:''' Wait! Hold on a sec'! Are you telling me my uncle is your aunt?

'''COACH Z:''' Seems that way! ''{close up on Coach Z}'' ''{jubilantly}'' Bubs! This is great news! This means we're brothers! I always knew it!

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Or it means you're a liar! Besides, even if it ''were'' true, we'd only be sixth-fourth-second-fifth cousins, thrice removed!

''{Cut to previous shot}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh. Phew. So your sister and I can{{--}}

''{Bubs punches him, knocking him to the ground}''

'''BUBS:''' Rah! 
'''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Woooooh!

''{Cut to a tombstone reading "Here Lies Plutis". Music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' "Plutis?!" What is wrong with you dead people?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad by the grave.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want a reanimated corpse named ''Plutis'' doing my bidding! ''{close up on Strong Bad}'' Doesn't any-dead-body with a good name around here want to be reanimated with these jumper cables and pickled monkey fingers? ''{he holds up the items as he says them}''

''{Cut to previous shot. Strong Mad jumps, again causing the ground to shake as before. The jumper cables and pickled monkey fingers fly out of Strong Bad's hands.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ZGOR! I VOTE ZGOR!

''{Cut back to Homestar and Pom Pom, both peeping out from behind a larger gravestone.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, Pom Pom. It's almost midnight. Ready with the Halloween candy?

''{Pom Pom gets out the candy (a bag of SBLOUNSKCHED! Fun Size candy bars). The viewpoint then cuts to the inside of a bush, focusing on Homestar and Pom Pom from a distance. Breathing can be heard distinctively.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, I can't wait to try out gold whatchamacallits. Gold...oh yes. Snickers.

''{The Carnivorous Undead Sheep jumps out of the bush into the night sky and lands on the ground. It bleats loudly. Music from [[Jibblies 2]] plays. Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom, the latter is trembling with fear and holding Homestar in his arm}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Augh! The Cheat's got rabies again!

''{Pom Pom pulls out a handgun as the sheep bleats a second time.}''

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs, the former being held up by his collar, the latter flexing his arm and looking very angry.}''

'''COACH Z:''' What was that?

''{Cut to Strong Sad and Marzipan. Strong Sad is holding his breath yet again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh my goodness!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning to look at The Cheat, surprised}'' Cheat, you got rabies again?

''{Cut back to the entrance. The King of Town and the Poopsmith haven't moved.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh oh. Let's beat it, Poopsmith!

''{The Poopsmith nods and they both leave the graveyard. Cut back to Homestar, Pom Pom and the undead sheep.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yahoo, seriously, Pom Pom! I'm about to pee my pants!

''{The sheep bleats a third time. The Goblin flies down from the night sky and lands on top of the Carnivorous Undead Sheep, popping its head off. The music stops. Cut back to Pom Pom and Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Goblin! You saved us! ''{close up}'' Now are you gonna turn all of our 100 Grands into a hundred grand?

''{Cut back to The Goblin, who shakes his head. Cut back to the previous shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking upset}'' But I thought at midnight you{{--}}

''{Cut back to The Goblin, who does his dance as his tune plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' Oh, man!

''{The music becomes a techno-remix of the Goblin Dance music and The Goblin continues to dance. Disco lights show up during the dance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! ''{cut back to Homestar and Pom Pom}'' Extended dance remix of the Gob-a-lin song!

''{Homestar moves away from the grave and we cut to see him dancing with the Goblin. As we pan right, Pom Pom pulls out two handguns. Then cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat walking in to find the sheep's body.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, check out that awesome dead undead sheep!

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat turn to look behind them. Cut to The King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Some say it's an escaped laboratory test animal. They call it "Subject X".

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the coolest name I ever heard of! The Cheat! Grab the jumper cables and{{--}} ''{looking downward}'' Hey! Where'd the pickled monkey fingers go?

''{Cut to a silhouetted shot of The King of Town in the distance, running through the graveyard over the hills.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Iiiiii doooooon't knoooooow!

''{Cut to Pom Pom and Homestar, who is still dancing}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stops dancing}'' You said it, old buddy! Happy Carousel of Progress, Pom Pom. ''{Pom Pom looks annoyed}'' I mean, Halloween, Pom Pom.

''{Fade to one of Marzipan's attempted photos of Strong Sad, with the caption: 'In loving memory of Strong Sad "willed himself to death 10/31/2008"'. The photograph moves with the final trumpet riffs. Cut to the standard ending scene of the various characters wearing their costumes.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on The Poopsmith during the scene with The King of Town and him right at the entrance of the Graveyard (when The King of Town mentions the carnivorous undead sheep) to see a clip of Homsar right after it:
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{pops out from behind a gravestone}'' I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!
:*Homsar appears as Captain Caveman at the end on the lower right side behind Marzipan.

*At the end, click on The King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, would you like to justify your dressing up as Hello Kitty this year?
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Sure! I dressed up as my favorite candy.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm, I'm pretty sure those were erasers.

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Good news, everyone! Turns out that wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain!

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''BUBS:''' Grab! Them! Cakes!
:'''COACH Z:''' Ooowwww, is that all you do?

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''COACH Z:''' Yooooooooooor gorble gorble!

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad. Nice Ma Fratelli costume.

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Strong Bad, what's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I don't know. I just saw this sassy planet on the cover of one of your stupid books and thought it looked cool.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Say it! Say it! Oh! Ohhh!

*At the end, click on Homestar Runner:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homestar, I really like your Carrot Top costume. ''{Homestar turns his head around}'' I'm not Carrot Top! I'm Crocodile Dundee!

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, my little pride and joy. It's really starting to concern me that you keep dressing up as dudes.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Coach Z referring to himself as "Coach Zgor Mortizzz", and Zgor's name by proxy, is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Rigor mortis|rigor mortis]].
** Zgor may also be a reference to the human name Igor, the name of a famous character in the later Frankenstein films.
*The title of the cartoon is a play on "Ghost in the Graveyard", a popular game played by kids, usually at night at campouts. It is a somewhat Halloween-themed version of "tag".
*A [[Wikipedia:Trifecta|trifecta]] is a term in [[Wikipedia:Horse racing|horse racing]], referring to a parimutuel bet in which the bettor must predict which horses will finish first, second, and third in exact order. It is commonly used to refer to any three things that form a complete set.

===Trivia===
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*The sign at the front of the cemetery reads "Always Been Here Acres".
*The [[Irregular Loading Screens|loading screen]] reads "He was a real load."
*Mort, the name of one of Bubs' relatives, is also the [[French]] word for "death".
*The DVD commentary for [[fan club]] mentions the possibility of making Strong Mad a Thwomp in a future Halloween toon, which the Brothers Chaps did here.
*This is the second Halloween toon in which at least two different characters (Pom Pom and The Cheat) would dress as characters from the same franchise (''Scud: The Disposable Assassin''), after [[Happy Hallow-day]], in which three characters (Strong Bad, Strong Sad and Homsar) dressed as characters from ''Saturday Night Live''.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "The group goes on a graveyard trip!"

===Remarks===
*The [[opening credits]] joke that the credits are the same as the last eight Halloween toons, but [[Craig Zobel]] is credited with writing on [[Homestarloween Party]], and [[Jonathan Howe]] is credited for programming on [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Homsar and the Carnivorous Undead Sheep are drawn with black outlines, instead of the thick, colored outline style of every other character in this cartoon.
*Bubs' arms are rendered in an old, bent style.
*The King of Town wears the Hello Kitty bow over his right ear, the opposite ear to the one that Hello Kitty normally wears it, but the same ear as her twin sister Mimmy White.
*When Strong Bad asks The Cheat if he has rabies, he skips the [[integral article]] in The Cheat's name.
*Marzipan's camera has no flash attachment or flashbulb, yet there is still a flash when she takes a picture.
*The buttons on Homestar's shirt and The Cheat's zippers [[Flipped Images|switch sides]] when they face different ways.
*Strong Bad has evidently released a line of SBLOUNSKCHED! Fun Size bars despite expressing his dissatisfaction with fun size candy bars in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*When seen from the top, The Goblin's massive underbite appears to be a solid-colored mouth shelf.
*The Goblin dance remix's bassline consists of the first eight notes of the music that plays during the opening credits.
*Ironically, Hello Kitty does in fact act as a mascot for a line of marshmallow candy products.

===Goofs===
*At the beginning of the cartoon, the stone floor moves to the left at a slower pace than the characters, making them appear to be sliding to the right.
**Additionally, Coach Z's foot disappears before the screen scrolls off of him.
*At the end of the toon when you scroll over Coach Z, it says "Coach Z DJ Lance Rock", missing "as".
*In the second scene with Bubs and Coach Z, Bubs' eyes appear slightly farther apart than they usually are.
*At the end of the toon when you scroll over Marzipan, "Stevie Ray Vaughan" is misspelled as "Stevie Ray Vaughn".

===Fixed Goofs===
*When you clicked on Strong Bad at the end, his lips didn't move when he says, "Uh, I don't know."
*The bubble containing Homsar's description appeared on top of Bubs' body, but under his head.
*At the end of the toon, one of Homsar's legs was his normal one and the other was his costume foot (Captain Caveman's).

===Glitches===
*At the end of the toon (if you clicked The Poopsmith to activate the Homsar egg), if you click on Strong Bad, Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs, The Poopsmith, Coach Z, Strong Sad, or the King of Town, Homsar still shows his scroll-over information while another character comments on their costume. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.

===Inside References===
*Like the previous Halloween special, [[Jibblies 2]], Strong Bad has a costume that makes him [[Strong Bad Smiling|smile]] throughout the whole toon.
*The page title has an instance of [['d]].
*Just like Strong Sad, Homestar previously had a hard time holding his breath in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*This is another reference to [[Strong Sad's death]].
*Homsar's lines in his Easter egg are a reference to his [[character video]], in which he claimed to be captain of a [[gravy]] [[train]].
*Homestar's line, "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants", is the same line he said in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
*Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] when he thinks he has "willed [himself] to death".
*Homestar Runner again fails to [[What are you supposed to be?|identify the cast's costumes]]. This even includes [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|himself]].
*For the first time since [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], two characters (in this case, Marzipan and The King of Town) have [[Cross-Dressing|cross-dressed]] for Halloween.
**This is also the fifth Halloween toon in which Marzipan dresses as a male.
*Pom Pom, in nod to his costume choice, is once again seen brandishing [[guns]].
*The candy that Pom Pom produces is a bag of [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] Fun Size.
*The King of Town running over the hills while silhouetted is a reference to [[Old Intro 2]].
*The music heard when the Carnivorous Undead Sheep approaches Homestar and Pom Pom is taken from [[Jibblies 2]].
*Homestar's message for his Halloween costume, "Yahoo Serious(ly)", refers to his [[Catch Phrases#Homestar Runner|catch phrase]], "[[Seriously]]".
*Mr. Toad's was previously referenced in [[vacation]].
*The King of Town has a bottle of [[Quite Fancy 'Chup]], previously seen in an Easter egg in [[funny]]. The [[french fries]] are also identical.
*The Cheat had [[Rabid The Cheat|rabies]], as Homestar and Strong Bad remark, in the email [[shapeshifter]].
*The King's comment that the ketchup fountain at the beginning does not have ketchup suggests that the red liquid coming out may be [[blood]].
*The King of Town eating erasers is another reference to characters [[Eating Non-Food Items|eating non-food objects]].

===Real-World References===
*The music that plays during the party scene is an acoustic cover of the song "[[Wikipedia:Ana Ng|Ana Ng]]" by [[They Might Be Giants]].
*Marzipan's camera is a [[Wikipedia:Instant camera|Polaroid]] OneStep.
*[[Wikipedia:Space Mountain (Disneyland)|Space Mountain]], [[Wikipedia:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride|Mr. Toad's]], [[Wikipedia:Pirate's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island|Tom Sawyer's Island]], and [[Wikipedia:Carousel of Progress|Carousel of Progress]] are all attractions at [[Disney]] [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney Parks and Resorts|theme parks]], specifically [[Wikipedia:Magic Kingdom|the Magic Kingdom]] and [[Wikipedia:Disneyland|Disneyland]]. However, neither park currently contains all four attractions. The [[Wikipedia:Goofy|Goofy]] lot refers to the parks' parking lots being named after Disney characters.
*Homestar's line "he'll spin all your Halloween candy into gold" is a reference to the fairy tale ''[[Wikipedia:Rumpelstiltskin|Rumpelstiltskin]],'' where the title character had the ability to spin straw into gold.
*Coach Z's album cover featuring him wearing a hockey mask is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Friday the 13th (franchise)|Friday the 13th]]'' series of horror movies. The band name "The Graveyardiganz" is a [[portmanteau]] of ''[[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|the Backyardigans]]'', a music-based TV series, as well as the horrorcore rap band [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]].
*Strong Bad's line "Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?" could possibly refer to [[Wikipedia:John Hodgman|John Hodgman]]'s book "The Areas of My Expertise", which features a non-factual factual account of such an era as a major section of the book.
*Pom Pom's dancing near the end of the toon consists of him drawing his guns opposite to his arms, a nod to how SCUD's guns are stored in compartments beneath his armpits and are drawn out in the same fashion.
*The King of Town's line when clicking on the Poopsmith at the end refers to ''[[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]]'' character [[Wikipedia:Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]'s catchphrase "Good news, everyone", which is more often than not followed by bad news. Farnsworth employs Dr. Zoidberg.
*At the end, in the Strong Sad Easter egg, Strong Sad is mistaken for Ma Fratelli from ''[[Wikipedia:The Goonies|The Goonies]]''. The Fratellis are the main antagonists of the Goonies movies.
*Homestar Runner argues with himself about his costume, mistakenly suggesting it to be of [[Wikipedia:Carrot Top|Carrot Top]], a stand-up comedian noted for his large orange hair.
**He then mistakenly "corrects" himself and claims to be [[Wikipedia:Michael "Crocodile" Dundee|“Crocodile” Dundee]], the titular character of a [[Wikipedia:Crocodile Dundee|1986 action comedy film]] who was portrayed by [[Wikipedia:Paul Hogan|Paul Hogan]], an actor who, like Yahoo Serious, is from Australia.
*Strong Sad enthusiastically asks Strong Bad, in reference to his costume, for the answer to the [[Wikipedia:Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything|ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything]]. In the [[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]], the computer Deep Thought is constructed to formulate this response, despite nobody knowing the precise nature of the question. After 7 1/2 million years, Deep Thought reveals the answer to be "42".
*[[Wikipedia:Whatchamacallit (candy)|Whatchamacallits]], [[Wikipedia:Snickers|Snickers]], and [[Wikipedia:100 Grand|100 Grand]] are all actual candy bars.
*Strong Sad shouting his last line in the Strong Bad Easter egg is in the style of a typical antic of Sam Kinison's comedy act, taken verbatim from his appearance in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Back To School|Back to School]].''
*Coach Z's "Yooooooooooor gorble gorble!" is his attempt to say DJ Lance Rock's phrase (and the title of the Nick Jr. TV series) "[[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba!|Yo Gabba Gabba!]]".
*Bubs' Easter egg lines are from the Junkyard Dog's entrance theme, "Grab Them Cakes".
*When Strong Mad keeps jumping on the ground and making it shake during the episode, it is a reference to how the actual [https://www.mariowiki.com/Thwomp Thwomp] acts in the ''[[Wikipedia:Mario (franchise)|Mario]]'' series.
*Homestar's line when clicking on Marzipan at the end refers to "[[Wikipedia:Pride and Joy (Stevie Ray Vaughan song)|Pride and Joy]]", a song of [[Wikipedia:Stevie Ray Vaughan|Stevie Ray Vaughan]]'s (whom Marzipan is dressed up as) from his 1983 album ''[[Wikipedia:Texas Flood|Texas Flood]]''.

===Fast Forward===
*The dance remix of the Goblin song returns in [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]], with a more elaborate dance.

==External Links==
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After another exciting Halloween night, the gang hangs out in the spooky woods... did we miss something?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Sharpdene}}, {{Film|Marshie}} (mascot costume), {{film|Jibblies Painting}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|Tofu Homestar}}

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'''Places:''' [[Spooky Woods]], [[The Field]], [[Weird Shrub]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], Inside the [[Jibblies Painting]]

'''Date: ''' Friday, October 28, 2016

'''Running Time:''' 5:06 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 6:45 ([[YouTube]])

'''Page Title:''' Just that End Part!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a black screen with music as orange letters appear on screen reading "LATER THAT NIGHT...". The word "NIGHT..." begins to melt as the image fades into the main characters standing traditionally in the Spooky Woods dressed up for Halloween. The screen bumps twice to the music as the music begins to fade out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, here we are in the spooky woods after a hilarious Halloween adventure.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And what an adventure it 'twas! We got to trick-or-treat at Senor Cardgage's...

''{Cut to Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Strong Bad standing in front of Senor Cardgage's "house" with Senor Cardgage outside of it}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Potrzebie, Calendula. I've been Kuwaiting for you all nice.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Look at all those melty candy bars!

''{Cut back to the characters standing in the Spooky Woods}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And we got to go ghost hunting in the King of Town's castle with Sharpdene.

''{Cut to the inside of the King of Town's Castle, with Strong Bad, not wearing his costume, holding a microphone attached to a receiver with a coat hanger with a wig and sunglasses duct-taped to his body. Strong Sad is standing nearby. Noises play on the receiver.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mimicking a southern accent}'' Oh, I got a hit! ''{The frequency waves on his receiver begin to start bumping and beeping noises fade in and out}'' We got us a good read! On account of my name, Sharpdene!

''{Cut back to the characters standing in the Spooky Woods}''

'''COACH Z:''' And then we got to try samples of a new flavor of Florfy Porfs! From that creepy walk-around mrashmallow we run into.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand with Homestar wearing an orange Marshie mascot costume, with Coach Z and Bubs standing near him. The costume's mouth moves as he speaks, and talks in Marshie's voice.}''

'''MARSHIE MASCOT:''' Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff ''{as he lists the flavorings, symbols for them appear at the bottom of the screen}'' Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!

''{Cut back to the characters standing in the Spooky Woods}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And who can forget the delightful wedding of ''{Cut to inside the Jibblies Painting with Rocoulm and the Goblin, both wearing purple-and-black top hats}'' The Goblin and the Jibblies Painting.

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' He accepts me for who I am.

''{The Goblin dances as his tune plays}''

''{Cut back to the characters standing in the Spooky Woods}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And now it's time to relax and oh-so-gently comment on each other's costumes. A-like we always do.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's everybody's favorite part anyways!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll go first!

''{Each time Homestar comments on someone's costume, its description automatically appears.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh Mad, Strong Man, the door from Seinfeld? I've always wanted to do this! Ahem! Buzz! Yeah?

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's George! ''{Pronounced with a Brooklyn accent, like "Jyohj"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on up.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M MRS. CHANANDLER BONG!

'''COACH Z:''' Nah, you guys got the wrong Thursday night progrum! You're looking for the Poopsmith! ''{The Poopsmith looks up and raises his arms, following Coach Z's quotation}'' "'''''Like Flaming Glorbs, Poopsmith!'''''" ''{The Poopsmith turns around}'' "'''''Like Flaming Glorbs!'''''" ''{The Poopsmith puts his hands down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, Marzipan, why are you just dressed up as teenage Marzipan?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't do too much talking these days.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''These'' days? Fortunately, you never have very many lines.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Just you wait, Strong Bad. ''{A card comes up with the Reddest Radish toon with text over it reading "the reddest radish the more reddest reddest radish"}'' The Reddest Radish: The More Reddest Reddest Radish, and ''{Another card comes up with an angry Tofu Homestar dual-wielding two flamethrowers and the title in the background reading "Luau II"}'' The Luau number 2 are right around the corner. ''{Both cards fly off-screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs! Bubs! Bubs! Bubs! Bubs! I really like your American Hot Sauce Businessman Metallica costume and don't-deny-that-that's-what-it-is-'cause-that's-obviously-what-it-is-and-there's-no-alternative.

'''BUBS:''' Oooohmmmmm-kay!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach Z, are you running out of '80s and '90s rappers to be?

'''COACH Z:''' No no! I'm the man we all know and love! ''{singing}'' I think my name is Kwamé!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can you tell me anything about Kwamé aside from his polka-dots and the bleachy squiggle on his high-top fade?

'''COACH Z:''' Errruhmuh... ''{singing, desperate}'' I'm reasonably certain that his name is Kwamé!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, y-you know you're dressed up as a lady, right?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nonsense, boy! I'm Mr. B. Natural! ''{Homestar falls down on his back in front of Strong Bad}'' At your service! ''{Homestar bolts back up to standing}'' I'm the spirit of fun ''{Homestar hops}'' and laughter ''{Homestar hops}'' and music! ''{Homestar hops, then leans towards Strong Bad}'' Knew your father I did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You leave my father out of this!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Behdup! ''{Homestar transforms into a quarter note}''

'''EVERYONE:''' ''{surprised}'' Brah!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dehdue. ''{Homestar transforms back into his regular self}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I really really like your Long Sad costume.

''{Strong Bad begins grunting until a large mouth appears at his lower body}''

'''STRONG SAD, HOMESTAR RUNNER, COACH Z:''' Ooh!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{With his usual speech impediment}'' Somebody get that man an herbal soak token. ''{Struggling to pronounce it correctly}'' Herbal. Herbal. ''{Pulls out a bath token}'' I got one right here!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, King of Town, I just want to make sure, since you usually dress up as food, you don't actually ''consume'' that stuff, do you?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' How do you think I eat expired food? Those bubbles scour the mold layer right off!

'''BUBS:''' ''{fast}'' Preceding statement has not been approved by DOW Chemical.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Heeeey, Strong Sad! ''{piano music begins to play as Homestar sings}'' I really like your lady Milhouse costume, hey Strong Sad!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It was a hard-fought decision this year between the Utz girl, the Morton Salt girl, the Sunbeam bread girl, Wendy, the enigmatic and reclusive Sara Lee, and Little Debbie. ''{Strong Sad's belly spontaneously grows}'' Hey, I gained 15 pounds just saying those names!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking down at The Cheat}'' Uh, The Cheat, w{{--}} what's going on over there? ''{a comic-style word bubble appears with the text "GRRRRRRRRRRR" as The Cheat begins to growl}'' Did we forget to get you your shots or something?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{narrating tone}'' "He's bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis."

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{a comic-style word bubble appears near Homsar reading what he says}'' Just for a minute, let's ''all'' do the bump. Bump. Bump. ''{two (bump)s are amended to the bubble as he says them}''

''{Both speech bubbles disappear}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Pom Pom, that little orange bird always creeped me out. I find it highly disturbing that I really wanna crush his cute skull and drink the juice from inside.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I always thought it was kind of ''awesome'' that I wanted to crush his cute skull and drink the juice from inside.

''{pause}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, is that everybody? Any other comments... anyone wants to make...? References? No? All right, then everybody back to my place for hot chocolate with Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread-Flavored Malloweens!

''{Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Bubs, and Strong Sad all speak in excitement as the music begins playing and the scene begins to fade to black}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, that sounds great! 
'''COACH Z:''' Ah, that sounds great! Thanks Strong Bad! 

'''BUBS:''' I didn't even do anything in this one. This is stupid!

''{Orange letters reading "END." splat onto screen and quickly melt subtly.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Right after Homestar says "I'll go first," the characters' costume descriptions pop up when they are moused over.
*At the end, click on "END." to see the uncut scenes of what happened earlier that night.
:''{Cut to a black scene with music and letters reading "EARLIER THAT NIGHT ..." and the letters slowly melting}''
:''{Fade to Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Strong Bad in front of Senor Cardgage's "house"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, ''{raising and lowering his left glove}'' so do we knock or what?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises resembling "I don't know"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhm... ''{begins shaking the bush with his left glove}'' Bush bush bush.
:''{Senor Cardgage pans up out of the bush as car horns, a swooshing noise, and traffic noises play}''
:'''STRONG BAD AND STRONG MAD:''' Trick-or-Treat!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{equivalent The Cheat noises}''
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Potrzebie, Calendula. I've been Kuwaiting for you all nice.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Look at all those melty candy bars!
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Go ahead, take as money as you like. And then I'll call the police.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Awesome! Thanks so mu{{--}} Wait, what?
:''{Pan to scene with Strong Bad and Strong Sad ghost-hunting in the King of Town's castle}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mimicking a southern accent}'' Oh, I got a hit! ''{The frequency waves on his receiver begin to start bumping and beeping noises fade in and out}'' We got us a good read! I think the poopman's ghost is in this very room!
:''{Zoom out to show the King of Town and the Poopsmith standing behind Strong Bad and Strong Sad}''
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' We're not looking for the Poopsmith's ghost, ya backwoods coat rack!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mimicking a southern accent}'' Oh, oh, you will respect and condooone Sharpdene!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, Sharpdene, what credentials do you have as a ghost hunter exactly?
:''{Close-up to Strong Bad}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dejected}'' My daddy once met Steven Seagal at China Buffet.
:''{Zoom out to the whole room}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Cause my name's Sharpdene.
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Huh. Works for me!
:''{The Poopsmith nods}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Color me genuinely impressed!
:''{Pan to scene with Homestar wearing a Marshie mascot costume with Coach Z and Bubs standing near him in front of Bubs' Concession Stand}''
:'''MARSHIE MASCOT:''' Come on bow-legged man! Try a sample pack of new Fluffy-Puff ''{as he lists the flavorings, symbols for them appear at the bottom of the screen}'' Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens! Why, they're so delicious... ''{ominous music begins playing}'' who do you think took this bite out of my head? WHOOOOOOOOOOO... ''{zoom in to the mascot's mouth, revealing Homestar's upside-down head}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi Coach Z. Please rescue me so I don't die in here. ''{Scene zooms out}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh!
:''{music begins playing and screen cuts to back with orange letters reading "END.", which quickly melts}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*At a minute and a half, this toon's Easter egg is the longest on the site.
*This toon was released just two days after its teaser, the shortest length of time to date between the release of a Halloween teaser and the toon itself.
*This is the first time Senor Cardgage has appeared in a Halloween toon.
*This is the first time Homsar participates in the costume discussion.
*This marks The Goblin's first appearance in a Halloween toon since [[Most in the Graveyard]] eight years earlier.
*This is the first Halloween toon that does not end with the characters standing around in their costumes.
*This is the first time any character has acknowledged the bite in Marshie's head.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "The gang gathers in the spooky woods to comment on each other's costumes after a hilarious Halloween adventure that definitely happened."

===Remarks===
*Marzipan does not blink throughout this toon.
*Strong Sad's "flashback" to the Sharpdene segment is different from the version that plays during the Easter egg. In the Easter egg, Strong Bad does not say "On account of my name, Sharpdene!"
*Rocoulm's relationship with The Goblin seems to have radically improved, since the former originally told Homestar that the latter "has serious problems".
*The Easter egg can only be played once, as the end screen of the Easter egg is a different frame from the first end screen.

===Inside References===
*The toon's name and intro is a reference to the initial "stand around in the spooky woods" scene in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], which also opens with a splash screen that says "Later that Night..."
*Strong Bad's Sharpdene character originated in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]].
*[[Fluffy Puff Malloweens]] first appeared in [[Malloween Commercial]].
*Marshie's list of several flavors accompanied with appearing symbols is given in the same way in which Strong Bad lists the flavors of his "chippety-chomps" in [[retirement]].
*"The delightful wedding of The Goblin and the Jibblies Painting" is an example of an [[odd marriage]].
*The upcoming sequels that Marzipan mentions refer to [[The Reddest Radish]] and [[The Luau]], two early toons that starred Marzipan. Interestingly, The Luau's [[URLs that end in 2|URL originally ended with 2]].
*Homestar's song to Strong Sad includes backing music that is similar to [[Secret Song]], specifically the version played at the [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show]].
*Strong Sad mentions Sara Lee, which he previously mentioned among his favorite words in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Coach Z says "[[progrum]]".
*Bubs's "Oooohmmmmm-kay" is reminiscent of "Um... 'kay", said by [[So and So]] in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
*Strong Bad's comment about Homestar's costume is an example of [[gender confusion]].
*Strong Bad's "You leave my [[Parents|father]] out of this!" is reminiscent of his "You leave my mom out of this!" in [[specially marked]].
*Strong Bad says "Bush bush bush" when summoning Senor Cardgage, much like how he says it when disguised as a bush in [[bike thief]].

===Real-World References===
*Potrzebie and Calendula are both names of [[fonts]].
**{{w|Potrzebie}} is a Polish word meaning "a need" that was used as a running gag in ''Mad'' magazine.
**''{{w|Calendula}}'' is the scientific name for the marigold. Herbal products derived from marigolds are often sold under this name.
*{{w|Pumpkin Spice Latte}} is a specialty coffee that is usually limited in release in cafés on a seasonal basis in the fall.
*Homestar and Strong Sad reenact a common recurring scene in ''{{w|Seinfeld}}'' whenever George comes over to Jerry's apartment.
*Coach Z's "Like flaming glorbs..." is a reference to "Flaming Globes of Sigmund", a film-within-a-show from the ''Seinfeld'' episode "{{w|The Heart Attack}}", in which ''Seinfeld'' creator Larry David (who The Poopsmith is dressed as) speaks the line "like flaming globes!"
*In ''{{w|Friends}}'', Chandler gets his TV Guide delivered to him under the name "Miss Chanandler Bong."
*''Friends'' and ''Seinfeld'' both aired on {{w|Must See TV|NBC's Thursday night block}}.
*"I don't do too much talking these days" is a line from the song "{{w|These Days (Jackson Browne song)|These Days}}", which was notably included in the film ''{{w|The Royal Tenenbaums}}''.
*Homestar thinks Bubs's costume has something to do with [[Metallica]].
*Coach Z's line "I'm the man we all know and love!" is a reference to {{w|Kwamé}}'s song "The Man We All Know and Love", from his debut album {{w|Kwamé the Boy Genius: Featuring a New Beginning}}.
*The Homestar cast react to {{w|Mr. B Natural}} [https://youtu.be/r9ZO2-zozg4?t=1m6s much in the same way] as the cast of ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''. Strong Bad's reply to Mr. B's claim "Knew your father, I did!" was the same as Joel's in that episode: "You leave my father out of this!"
*Bath tokens play an important role in ''{{w|Spirited Away}}''. No Face specifically steals several bath tokens to give to Chihiro, who is known in the spirit realm as Sen.
*{{w|Dow Chemical Company}} is a chemical company that primarily provides chemicals for consumer markets, which owned {{w|Scrubbing Bubbles}} from 1968 to 1997.
*{{w|Milhouse}} is {{w|Bart Simpson}}'s nerdy friend on ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
*In addition to the UTZ mascot, Strong Sad references the female mascots of {{w|Morton Salt}}, {{w|Sunbeam Bread|Sunbeam}}, {{w|Wendy's}}, and {{w|Little Debbie}}. He also mentions {{w|Sara Lee Corporation|Sara Lee}}, which does not have a mascot.
*Strong Sad's line "He's bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis." is an almost direct quotation from the introductory panel of the ''{{w|The Angriest Dog in the World}}'' comics. The actual text is just "Bound so tightly...", without the "He's" at the start.
*Homsar's line is a lyric from {{w|MC Hammer}}'s hit "{{w|U Can't Touch This}}".
*{{w|Steven Seagal}} is an American action movie actor and martial artist, particularly famous during the 1990s.

===Fast Forward===
*The words "respect and condone" would become somewhat of a running gag in several of [[@StrongBadActual]]'s tweets (e.g. "Strong Bad does not respect or condone the actions of [[Brainkrieg]]").
*The King of Town would dress up as Little Debbie in [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]].
*In a {{postref|799698171857371136|18|Nov|2016}}, Strong Bad clarified the spelling of Sharpdene's name with draft notes of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] when a fan asked about it after reading the [[#Transcript|transcript]] for this toon.

==YouTube Version==

*At the end, the Easter egg plays automatically.

==External Links==
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[[Image:Jibblies 2 Rocoulm Pom Pom Strong Sad.png|thumb|"Come on in heeeeere."]]

The [[Jibblies Painting]] wreaks havoc on the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Jibblies Painting}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Goblin}}

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'''Places:''' [[Strong Mad's Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Bar]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], Inside the [[Jibblies Painting]]

'''Date:''' Monday, October 29, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 6:44

'''Page Title:''' Buy a bag, go home in a box!

==Transcript==
''{Strong Mad stands in front of a mirror labeled "Man of the Year" and "TIME", and places a Soviet ushanka on his head while grunting contentedly. He becomes confused and turns away from the mirror.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I FORGOT MY RUSKIE FLAG!

''{Foreboding music starts to play as Strong Mad walks to and opens the closet.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeere.

''{A swirling green mist exits the the painting and makes contact with Strong Mad's eyes}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' AUGH! JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!

''{Title appears: "Jibblies 2", "an incredibly scary halloween-type cartoon", "made by the same people who always make these cartoons", "okay, maybe it's not that scary"}''

''{Cut to The Stick.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{flips a hat onto The Stick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, he looks adorable. Get a picture. Get a picture.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises; imitating the shutter click}'' ''{takes a picture with an imaginary camera}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a keeper.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{querying The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I don't know where Strong Mad is. You'd better go check on him.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}'' ''{walks away}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{calling out}'' Make sure he didn't get into our stash of razor blade candy apples again! ''{pause; to The Stick}'' I hate you.

''{Cut to the house of The Brothers Strong.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{walking in}'' ''{casual The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad standing with his eyes shut and twitching violently.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{screams, flails arms wildly}''

''{Strong Mad continues moaning and twitching. The Cheat stands in the doorway in shock and the Jibblies Painting approaches him from behind.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeeere.

''{The Cheat turns around and is bombarded with green circles emanating from the Jibblies Painting. Cut to a statue shaking on the shelf while The Cheat begins making jibblie-like noises.}''

''{Cut to Marzipan playing a yellow guitar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing off key (see [[#Trivia|below]]) with the notes}'' E... A... D... G... ''{phone begins to ring}'' Homestar, could you get that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' No way!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Homestar, I'm busy tuning my costume! ''{strums}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' And ''I'm'' busy not answering the phone!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Humph. ''{Cut to answering machine with 666 waiting messages; foreboding music plays.}'' Oh, great, you made me miss it.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Boo! This is Marzipan. Leave me a spooky message. ''{beep}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' ''{answering machine recording}'' Come on in heeeeeere. ''{green circles emanate from the speaker}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Jibblie jibblie jibblie... ''{continues while her eyes appear swirled}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously; walks on screen}'' Marzipan! I'm done not answering the phone! Do you still need me to answer the phone? Marzipan? What are you doing? Are you playing a song? What is that? Raspberry Beret? Wait, what's that? You say you want me to go out by myself and leave you here? Okay! If you say so! ''{walks away}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing insulting The Stick, from earlier}'' ...and your stupid face! And your stupid face!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking on screen}'' Hey, Strong Bad! ''{to The Stick}'' Hey, The Cheat!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, if it isn't the Human Grate On My Nerves! Don't you have an estranged girlfriend to be annoying somewhere?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Naw, she's busy shimmying and shaking and talking about giblets or something.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Giblets? ''{foreboding music}'' Wait, Homestar, are you telling me that Marzipan has the jibblies?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offended}'' Strong Bad, I think that's a bit of a personal question.

'''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great...{{--}}ve... danger! ''{runs off}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pause; to The Stick}'' I hate you, The Stick.

''{Cut to The Brothers Strong's house.}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad peek in the doorway and gasp. Cut to The Cheat and Strong Mad, who both have the jibblies.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! We're snowed in! ''{cut back to Homestar and Strong Bad}'' I mean, we're too late! I know who's behind all this! ''{walks to and opens closet, revealing a stuffed dinosaur}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poodonkis is behind all this?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, not Strong Mad's stuffed ''Dromiceiomimus''. There's usually this really horrible painting in there. ''{cut to Jibblies Painting}'' Of some kind of demon holding a torch. Why is he holding that torch?!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you mean the jibblies painting.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{abrupt record scratch}'' Wait, you know about it?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! Brother called up Marzipan right before I ran into you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jibblies via phone line? It's worse than I thought!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poodonkis must be stopped!

''{Cut to a table.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{deals a card}'' Oh, the Clutch of Glaives. ''{to Pom Pom}'' That means you should start sending some hot chicks over to your ''{pats his belly}'' dumpier friends. ''{flips another card}'' Ooh, and the Cult of Ray. That means you should seriously ''{puts fists on hips}'' stop hogging all the hot chicks!

'''POM POM:''' ''{accusatory bubbling noises}'' ''{points at Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't look at ''{pats his belly}'' me! The cards do not lie! ''{flips over a card with the demon from the Jibblies Painting on it, which reads, "THE ROCOULM".}'' Weird. I've never seen this one before.

''{The card flashes and suddenly the Jibblies Painting appears on the far wall.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeeere.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Jibblie jibblie jibblie... ''{continues while twitching his fingers}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{jibblie-like bubbling noises accompanied by electrical sounds from his costume; continues}''

''{Cut to a silhouetted backdrop of outside Bubs' Concession Stand. Homestar and Strong Bad are seen running towards it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!! Bubs!!

''{Cut to view of inside Bubs' Concession Stand looking outward}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're gonna need garlic, crosses, silver bullets, holy water, and VHS copies of Pumpkinshead 2 through 4! ''{pause}'' Bubs?

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Jibblie!

''{Cut to behind Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs?

'''BUBS:''' Jibblie!

''{Bubs is sitting on the ground, obviously jibblified.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We're snowed in again!

'''BUBS:''' Jibblie?

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Homestar, we're on our own.

'''BUBS:''' Jibblie!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All the good characters have already been jibblied.

'''BUBS:''' Ahh... jibblie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But what about Coach{{--}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' ''All''... the good... characters.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What we gonna do?

'''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta hide, man! That thing is unstoppable! We'll live underground and slowly evolve into mole people with gross eyes and claws. ''{forms his hands into claws and hisses}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!

''{Cut to the showers in Coach Z's locker room.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Yes, when it's Hallerwern night and there's an insane paintin' runnin' around, there's no safer place for a pretty young thing like me than in the shower. My good man, could ya please pass the Port Plus?

''{Cut to the Jibblies Painting in the corner, wearing a shower cap}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeeere.

''{Cut back to Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ehh-jorbaly jorbaly jorbaly... ''{continues}''

''{Cut to the King of Town's castle.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ding-dang-it, Poopsmith, I want me some of that giblet flu that's been going around. That mess sounds delicious!

''{Zoom in on the castle wall, a rock slides out of it, revealing the painting's face behind it}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Guess what, come on in heeeere.

''{Cuts back to the King of Town and the Poopsmith}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oooh, giblet giblet... ''{continues}''

''{The Poopsmith's lip quivers and he holds up a sign that says, "''JIBBLIE JIBBLIE''". Cut to the couch in Strong Bad's basement where Strong Bad and Homestar peek their head up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now all the lame characters have been jibblied too!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Eh-hem.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eh, sorry man. All but one.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thank you very much.

''{Close-up of Strong Bad behind the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, time to start evolving into mole people. Now shut your eyes really tight ''{closes eyes}'' and try and heighten your other senses. ''{grunts and feels about for Homestar}'' Eh, Homestar?

''{Strong Bad opens his eyes and frowns when he sees the Jibblies Painting sitting where Homestar was moments ago.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come... on... in heeeere!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Not again! Jibblie jibblie jibblie... ''{starts smiling again. He continues wildly while hurtling into the air, dancing across the ceiling, and finally landing behind the couch. The Painting lands on the couch just before Homestar enters, carrying a sandwich on a plate.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry, makin' a sandwich. What did you just say?

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in heeeere.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Come on in there? Okay. ''{steps into painting}''

''{Cut to a dungeon-like cave with a torch hanging on the wall. Homestar steps into the cave, having been transformed into a stylized, differently-colored version of himself.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, nice style! Hello? I came on in here!

''{The Rocoulm is sitting in a corner and waves.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' How's it going, man?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pretty good, creeptake. Is this your house?

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' It's not much, but it's hooome. I plan to redo the kitchen.

''{Shot of the kitchen, which has a sink and a urinal. An orange drip comes from the sink.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That is literally so great. Listen, uh, how come you jibblized all my friends?

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' I just wanted someone to come on in heeere. I looove to entertaaain.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What about that guy?

''{Shot of the Goblin dancing while the Goblin music plays. Cut back to Homestar and the Jibblies Painting.}''

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' That guy has serious problems.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Well, if I let you entertain me, will you un-jibblify my pals?

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Yes, but you will have to stay here with me for all eternity.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, no sweat. I love eternity.

'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Then it is done. ''{says "Come on in heeeere" backwards}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flying into the air}'' Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Jibblie Super Scope 6! ''{lands on the couch}'' Whoa, the Jibblies are gone! I'm saved!

''{The Cheat and Strong Mad walk in from the left.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ME TOO.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, The Cheat, you're all right! Everything is back to normal.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Marzipan walks in from right}'' You guys, have you seen Homestar?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What are you doing in my house?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's closet. The Jibblies Painting is back inside, only now Homestar is sitting next to the demon. Both are holding cups of tea and there is a slice of cake on the ground.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So... is it eternity yet? I think it is eternity already. Oops, it's five past eternity. You better let me go. Beep, beep, beep! Your eternity alarm is going off; it's probably time to send me home.

''{Fade to black; a card reading, "END of TOON" is tossed into view.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan is supposed to be making me some giblets or something...

''{Final stinger music plays as background color flashes white and black. Cut to the standard ending scene of the various characters wearing their costumes.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on The Poopsmith's head during the King of Town scene to see a clip of Homsar and the Jibblies Painting that will play right after it:
:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come on in here?
:'''HOMSAR:''' I'm a touchy feely-holic! ''{Homsar's hat levitates and green circles emanate from inside it}''
:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' ''{Sliding off the screen}'' Jibblie jibblie jibblie!

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs, nice "Schneider from ''One Day at a Time''" costume.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No way. He's Monroe from ''Too Close For Comfort''.
:'''BUBS:''' You're both ''way'' off! Marzipan, do you know who I am?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know.
:''{Some green slime falls from above and splashes on Marzipan. She frowns.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Daaa... I heard that.

*At the end, click on Strong Bad.
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Strong Bad! I thought you was gonna dress up as the alien this year!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously with Coach Z's line "this year"}'' Xenomorph! Xenomorph!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I was gonna, but when I got to Hammacher Schlammacher's, they were all sold out. I did get an awesome Shiatsu massage wine opener, though.

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, the girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan, I think you missed a little bit when you were shaving. ''{Marzipan frowns}'' Right there, about the sideburns area.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' More like the former girlfriend known as Marzipan.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sounds like a plan!

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Pom Pom, now that I'm the strongest man... in the world... let me get that golbol.
:''{Pom Pom gets out the golbol and tosses it into the air. It spins downward and hits Homestar on the head and then flies offscreen.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow!

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' So wait. Was there ever a ''Jibblies 1''?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, horror movies don't even need first movies anymore. This is the reboot of the reimagining of the reinvention of the original!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' "Original" and "horror movie"? Not these days.

*At the end, click on The King of Town:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' King of Town, I gotta hand it to ya: that is one great melted Don King outfit.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, I could go for a box of melted King Dons myself.

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good smells? Where The Poopsmith's going, he doesn't need good smells. ''{The Poopsmith adjusts his glasses}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"{{p|l=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ruskie&defid=70720 Ruskie}}" is [[Wikipedia:Cold War|Cold War]]-era slang for a Russian person, most commonly used by Americans. It is a corruption of the Russian word "русский" (''Russkiy'', pronounced "rooskiy"), which means "Russian" in the Russian language.
*The cards on the loading and end screen, and during Pom Pom's and Strong Sad's scene, are modeled after the 22 [[Wikipedia:Major Arcana|major arcana]] cards of a [[Wikipedia:Tarot|tarot deck]]. As Strong Sad is doing, they are often used for fortune telling, and have various meanings depending on location and order.
*Most of the supplies Strong Bad asks Bubs for are traditional weapons against mythological creatures: garlic, holy water, and crosses against vampires, and silver bullets against werewolves.
*Strong Bad's mention of razor blade candy apples refers to the [[Snopes:horrors/mayhem/needles.asp|urban legend]] of unscrupulous people leaving dangerous items like needles and razor blades embedded in Halloween treats.
*In place of the Painting in Strong Mad's closet is a stuffed Dromiceiomimus. Dromiceiomimus was an ornithomimid dinosaur (commonly called "ostrich dinosaurs") from late Cretaceous Canada, closely related to Gallimimus. Unlike the stuffed toy Strong Mad has, Dromiceiomimus had no teeth.
*When Marzipan gets the message from the Jibblies Painting, it is message number [[666]], traditionally referred to as the [[Wikipedia:Number of the Beast|Number of the Beast]].

===Trivia===
[[File:TheLoading.png|150px|thumb|the LOADING XVIII]]
*While tuning her guitar, Marzipan plays an [[Singing Out of Tune|A while singing E]], D while singing A, G while singing D and B while singing G.
*The [[Hanging Objects#Marzipan's House|"Thank You" painting]] in Marzipan's house is dressed up in orange and black for Halloween.
*When the Jibblies Painting demon un-jibblifies everyone, the [[Reversed Dialogue|backwards]] sound clip is merely his classic line "come on in here" reversed.
*Strong Sad's tarot cards have "Uh OH, TAROT!" written on the back of them.
*Originally, this toon did not contain the Easter eggs for The King of Town or The Poopsmith. They were added about a day after the toon's release.
*The [[Irregular Loading Screen|loading screen]] reads "the LOADING".
*Due to his costume, Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] through most of the toon, except right before he is jibblied.
*This is the first main Halloween toon since [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] to not have some variation of "Halloween" in the name. This is also true of all subsequent main Halloween toons.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Come on in here!"

===Remarks===
*When Homestar Runner and the Goblin are inside the Jibblies Painting, they appear in [[Wikipedia:CMYK color model|cyan, magenta, yellow, and black]] colors only.
*Marzipan's guitar only has five strings pictured. Also, she names the lowest four strings of a guitar, but plays and sings the pitches A, D, G, B (i.e. starts with the second lowest string).
*Marzipan walks toward her [[PhoneTime XL8|answering machine]] when she tries to answer the phone, but the phone is not on the same table as the answering machine.
*This is the first Halloween toon that does not take place in the [[Spooky Woods]] at any point.
*The tarot card reading "End of Toon" is numbered 27 in Roman numerals - a standard tarot deck includes only Major Arcana cards numbered up to 21, also usually in roman numerals.
*Though Homestar is holding a sandwich when he enters the painting, he is not shown with it once inside.
*In [[bottom 10]] and [[More Fan Costumes]], the jibblies only lasted a few seconds, but in this toon, they last until the painting says "Come on in here" backwards.
*Strong Sad's eyes are significantly further up on his head than normal.
*The buttons on Marzipan's answering machine are misaligned compared to its previous appearances.

===Goofs===
*When The Cheat goes into Strong Mad's room, a line can be seen on the wall to the left of the door.
*Strong Sad's mouth doesn't move while speaking after he has been jibblified.
*When clicking on any character at the end with an Easter egg, the King of Town's necklace and The Poopsmith's glasses shift to the left slightly and Strong Bad's and Marzipan's mouths change, then return to normal when the dialogue is over.
**The mouths do not change during Bubs's, Strong Bad's or Strong Sad's Easter eggs.
*Clicking on Homsar at the end causes his costume name to disappear.

===Fixed Goofs===
*At the end, when everyone's costume is revealed, the name of former pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]] was misspelled. This has since been corrected.
*When the camera zoomed out to show Marzipan having the jibblies, the buttons weren't on the answering machine. This was fixed later.

===Fixed Glitches===
*When this toon was released, during the close up of Marzipan's answering machine, the "next" button was clickable, and doing so repeatedly caused the sound to go out of sync with the animation. This was fixed at the same time that the King of Town and Poopsmith Easter eggs were added.
*At the end of the toon, Homsar would still show scroll-over information while any other Easter eggs were in effect. This was also fixed when the King of Town and Poopsmith Easter eggs were added.

===Inside References===
*The Jibblies Painting first gave Strong Bad the [[Jibblies]] in [[bottom 10]].
*The "STRONG MAD RD" sign on the closet first appeared in bottom 10, though it was partially obscured by the border.
*Strong Bad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by mentioning the cartoon's title and exclaiming the painting got all the good and lame characters.
*When Marzipan has the Jibblies, Homestar says "What are you doing? Are you playing a song?" in almost exactly the same way as in [[Sensitive to Bees]].
*Strong Bad and Homestar's line "We're snowed in!" was first used as the page title of [[Main Page 16]].
*The name of the Jibblies Painting's tarot card, 'The Rocoulm', was previously referenced in the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies.xml]] file. The link to the Jibblies Painting in the weeklies.xml file (before that link was removed) was "rocoulm".
*Pom Pom giving Homestar the [[golbol]] at the end is a reference to [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*Coach Z asks Strong Bad why he wasn't the alien, as he appeared to be in the toon's [[Jibblies 2 Teaser|teaser trailer]].
*This cartoon contains a variation on [[couch mumbling]].
*Strong Mad's stuffed dromiceiomimus is another instance of [[dinosaurs]].
*The Poopsmith pulls his [[The Poopsmith's Signs|sign]] from [[Hammerspace]].
*Homestar is forced to stay in the Jibblies Painting [[Eternity|for all eternity]].

===Real-World References===
*The page title is taken from the tagline of the 1991 horror movie ''[[Wikipedia:Popcorn (1991 film)|Popcorn]]''.
*Strong Mad uses a [[Wikipedia:Person of the Year|''Time'' Magazine Man of the Year]] mirror almost identical to one seen in the film [[The Big Lebowski]].
*[[Poodonkis]] the [[Wikipedia:Dromiceiomimus|Dromiceiomimus]] stands in the same pose as Dromiceiomimus from [[Wikipedia:Dinosaur Comics|Dinosaur Comics]].
* "[[Wikipedia:Raspberry Beret|Raspberry Beret]]" was a hit for Prince & The Revolution in 1985.
** "Girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan" is a reference to Prince changing his stage name to an unpronounceable symbol in the 1990s, which gave rise to the nickname "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince".
* ''[[Wikipedia:The Mole People|The Mole People]]'' was a 1956 science fiction film starring John Agar.
*''[[Wikipedia:One Day at a Time|One Day at a Time]]'' was a long-running American situation comedy that portrayed a divorced mother, played by Bonnie Franklin, her two teenage daughters, and their building superintendent, Dwayne Schneider, played by Pat Harrington Jr. It ran from 1975 to 1984 on [[Wikipedia:Columbia Broadcasting System|CBS]].
* ''[[Wikipedia:Too Close for Comfort (TV series)|Too Close For Comfort]]'' was a American situation comedy starring Ted Knight as Henry Rush, a cartoonist who shared a small duplex house with his wife and adult daughters in San Francisco. One of Henry's biggest annoyances was Monroe Ficus, his daughters' friend played by Jim J. Bullock who came and went as he pleased in the Rush home. The show ran from 1980 until 1983 on [[Wikipedia:American Broadcasting Company|ABC]], then was revived for syndication and ran from 1984 until 1986 when Knight's death put a halt to production.
*The Bubs Easter egg contains references to two running gags from ''[[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That On Television|You Can't Do That On Television]]'': people getting slimed when they say "I don't know", and Barth the Chef (played by Les Lye, who also plays Ross the stage manager who Bubs is dressed as) saying "I ''heard'' that!" when someone made a wisecrack about the meat he puts in his hamburgers.
*''[[Wikipedia:The Cult of Ray|The Cult of Ray]]'' is a 1996 album by [[Wikipedia:Frank Black|Frank Black]]. The illustration on the tarot card is the same as on the album's cover art.
*The alien species in the ''[[Wikipedia:Alien (film series)|Alien]]'' series does not have a specific name. Although frequently used by fans (like Strong Sad) and licensees, [[Wikipedia:Alien (creature in Alien franchise)#Name|the term "xenomorph"]] was simply used as a generic term in ''Aliens'' and was not intended to name the titular creatures.
*"The Clutch of [[Wikipedia:Glaive#Other uses|Glaives]]" card is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Krull (film)|Krull]]''. In it, the hero possessed a weapon called "The Glaive" that looked identical to the picture on Strong Sad's tarot.
*Strong Bad's mention of "Hammacher Schlammacher's" in the Easter eggs refers to [[Wikipedia:Hammacher Schlemmer|Hammacher Schlemmer]], a chain of stores that sells high-end luxury gifts.
*''[[Wikipedia:Super Scope 6|Super Scope 6]]'' is an [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|SNES]] game.
*Coach Z asking for the "Port Plus" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Pert Plus|Pert Plus]], a shampoo/conditioner combination which is meant to supplant the need for separate bottles of shampoo and conditioner.
*"Pumpkinshead 2 through 4" refers to the ''[[Wikipedia:Pumpkinhead (film)|Pumpkinhead]]'' series of films. The 3rd and 4th installments were aired on TV and subsequently released on DVD, so either Strong Bad is mistaken or this is yet another reference to using [[Strong Bad's Technology|outdated technology]].
*[[Wikipedia:Don King (boxing promoter)|Don King]] is a boxing promoter.
*King Dons are an alternate name for the Hostess snack cake [[Wikipedia: Ding Dong|Ding Dongs]]. The cakes are sold under this name in Canada and were previously sold under that name in certain areas of the United States so as not to create confusion with [[Wikipedia:Drake's|Drake Bakeries]]' Ring Dings.
*Homestar's line in The Poopsmith's Easter egg is a play on [[Wikipedia:Emmett Brown|Doc Brown]]'s final line in the movie ''[[Back to the Future]]'': "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
*Coach Z's line about a [[Showering|shower]] being the safest place for a pretty young thing is a reference to many horror movies, such as ''[[Wikipedia:Psycho (1960 film)|Psycho]]'', that have young women attacked while taking a shower.
*The music at the end resembles a musical passage from [[Wikipedia:Killer Instinct|Killer Instinct]], an early 1990s arcade game that was eventually remade for the [[Nintendo|Super NES]].
*When Pom Pom gets the jibblies, the "mouth" of his Cacodemon costume pulses with electricity the same way the Cacodemon sprite in ''[[Doom]]'' was animated when it used its electricity projectile attack.

===Fast Forward===
*The [[YouTube:UxEGjtd11pE|dramatic music]] heard throughout the toon is heard again when the [[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]] approaches Homestar and Pom Pom in [[Most in the Graveyard]], the Halloween toon from the following year. It later reappears in [[Fan Costumes '09]], when a child dressed as Coach Z appears. It comes up again in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] when the Jibblies Painting is first seen, and yet once more in [[Action Cool News-oween Report]] whenever the [[Rocoulm]] shows up, and again in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] when showing the painting to Strong Mad or Pom Pom.
*Coach Z uses Port Plus in [[hremail 3184]].
*A handful of references to this toon are made in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]:
**The Jibblies painting is dismissed as too outdated for inclusion in Strong Bad's haunted house.
**Homestar accuses Marzipan of reusing the costume she wore in this toon.
**Homestar thinks Strong Bad is wearing an elaborate version of the same costume he wore in this toon.
*The Jibblies Painting would later call Marzipan again, albeit not giving her the Jibblies, in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]].

==YouTube Version==
*The Homsar Easter egg is automatically enabled.
*Additionally, all of the ending Easter eggs play automatically, in this order:
**Marzipan
**Strong Bad
**Strong Sad
**Bubs
**Homestar Runner
**The Poopsmith
**The King of Town

==External Links==
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I Killed Pom Pom

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[[Image:I Killed Pom Pom.png|thumb|"It's time to fight murder with murder!"]]

Homestar tries to cover up his "murder" of Pom Pom.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}

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'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 30, 2014

'''Running Time:''' 7:48 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 10:09 ([[YouTube]])

'''Page Title:''' Bewaouw! Take Caouw! Bewaouw!

==Transcript==
''{Open in the field, silhouetted. Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in front of an inflatable pumpkin, and a paint splatter motif appears in the sky with a splash. As Homestar speaks, the pumpkin is shown in the regular daylight shot to be plugged into a tiny segment of wall sticking out of the ground.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Pom Pom, this Halloween is gonna be the Christmas ball! Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!

''{Every time Homestar shouts "murder", the title screen for the toon pops up to a musical sting. It shows a silhouette of Pom Pom sliced in two, with a black paint splatter and the caption "I KILLED POM POM!"}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? Murder? Nah, that doesn't sound like something I would say. I was probably talking about the crisp cool air, the fallen leaves dappling the MURDER!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

''{As Homestar speaks, with his eyes closed, Pom Pom bounces away. He unknowingly pushes against the pumpkin's power cord and pulls it out of the socket as he does so, and it slowly deflates.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nah, man, you're hearing things. I was just talking about MURDER. And, you know, like this time of year sometimes there's a little bit of MURDER, and maybe a little bit of MURDER. But I would never say anything about{{--}} ''{opens his eyes and sees the now-completely-deflated pumpkin}'' WAH! Murder! ''{After the final musical sting, which is less dramatic, close-up on Homestar}'' Pom Pom! What happened? Did you get popped? Say a few bubbles! You can't be dead! You're my best friend and concubine! ''{crying}'' Oh, I should really look up what that word me-he-he-heeeans!

''{Cut to a wide shot revealing Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who-ho-hoa! What manner of stitch witchery have I stumbled upon this Hallows-eve?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Bad, I think my evil jealous side secretly killed Pom Pom without even telling my dopey lovable side!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, settle down, Homestar. Unckie Strong Bad'll getcha through this. Now, tell me exactly what happened.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it all started 117 days ago...

''{To a musical sting, the screen cuts to one similar to the title card and reads "4 hours later..." Cut back to the Field at night, with Strong Bad and Homestar in costume.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And no one else saw anything?

''{Close-up on Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No one! Well, there was that inflatable pumpkin, but I think he said something about having a previous engagement. Man, I like that pumpkin. ''{Cut back to wide shot}'' I should really get his phone number.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it definitely sounds like you killed Pom Pom. First thing you need to do is dispose of the body. ''{Close-up on Strong Bad; he pulls a partially transparent card out of his jacket}'' Here, go to Bubs's and get everything on this laminated murder cover-up check list. Plus a twelver of Cold Ones and a dozen Maple Bismarcks. For the cover up. Then meet me back in my basement.

''{Cut back to the wide shot; Homestar takes the laminated card.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, Strong Bad, you're a real cartoon pal!

''{Homestar runs off.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-ho, oh, this is gonna be a real good night.

''{Strong Bad walks off scatting the rhythm to the song "Mack The Knife" in silhouette. Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Bubs and Coach Z are having a discussion. The side of the Stand has the remains of two eggs plastered onto the side.}''

'''BUBS:''' Heh heh, I'd like to see those teenagers try and egg the concession stand this year, now that I own an ostrich farm! ''{places a large egg on the counter}''

'''COACH Z:''' Boy, I'll say! And these piña colordas are torp nortch! ''{Coach Z produces a similarly large egg that has been cracked with its top missing, and an umbrella, straw, and cherry sticking out of it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey there say there, Bubs!

'''BUBS:''' Happy Halloween, Homestar!

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah! And ''I'm'' standing here!

''{beat}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just the essentials tonight, just the essentials. Lemme get a, uh, 50 gallon drum of bleach...

'''BUBS:''' ''{produces a storage drum}'' Check.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and a 50 gallon drum of saw blades...

'''BUBS:''' ''{produces another}'' Sounds good.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and a 50 gallon drum of body bags.

'''BUBS:''' ''{produces a third drum}'' Reasonable.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in his mind}'' All right, Homestar, you got this. These guys don't suspect a thing! Just order these last few everyday items and we're in the clear! ''{aloud, sweating, and growing more nervous by the second}'' Um... I need a... twelve pack of cold ones, and um... a dozen maple Bismarcks{{--}} I DON'T KNOW WHAT BISMARCKS ARE{{--}} I KILLED POM POM!

'''BUBS:''' Simmer down, Homestar; it's all right! We've all made, quote unquote, "mistakes"!

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, who hasn't slipped up and engaged in a little, quote unquote, "premeditated murder in cold blood"? Am I right?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So what do I do now?

'''BUBS:''' You need to establish an alibi!

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, with witnesses! And if ya's can swing it, wetnesses!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that{{--}}

'''BUBS:''' Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yep, sorry, got it, peow! ''{runs off}''

'''BUBS:''' Good kid, that Homestar... should we light 'em up?

'''COACH Z:''' Absalortly!

''{Coach Z and Bubs launch their eggs in Homestar's direction. Cut to a silhouette of the King of Town's castle, with a jack-o' lantern face in the castle. The Poopsmith and the King of Town are standing out front. Cut to a wide shot.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{as though a whiny teenager}'' Gah, I keep telling you, Poopsmith, I didn't do it! Stop acting like my dad!

''{Pan over to reveal Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{talking into a "burner phone", which is really just a piece of cardboard with a keypad and a square with "BURNER" drawn on it}'' What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, Alibi City. ''{cut to close-up}'' Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who's still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye! Click!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Ahem!

''{cut back to wide shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Hey, Can of Town, Tootsmith, did you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having? ''So'' legitimate.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' So you've been here at the castle all day?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yep! Right here! Innocent as charged!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Aha! I told you I didn't eat your pile of whatsit! It was him!

''{Zoom out to show Homestar standing in what is left of the whatsit pile. The Poopsmith's shovel is behind him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap... literal crap...

''{Cut to a close-up on The Poopsmith as he turns the dial on his helmet to "4" and raises his claw-hand menacingly. Cut back to the wide shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! Objection! Leading the witness! ''{runs off}''

''{Cut to the Basement. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Pom Pom are sitting around.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and he totally thinks the inflatable pumpkin is you, Pom Pom!

'''POM POM:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' He also tried to get its phone number, which is more than a little weird.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen}'' Unckie Strong Bad, I need more help!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom, quick, hide!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

''{Pom Pom ducks behind the couch as Homestar walks in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Things have really gone downhill! Not only did I murder Pom Pom, but now it's on record that I ate fifteen hundred pounds of crap.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{laughs}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh ho, stifle a laugh. Well, you know what you gotta do now, don't you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I will literally do whatever comes out of that sweet rectangular mouth next.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, in that case, you gotta... get us sixteen dozen maple bismarcks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Done!

''{Homestar moves as if to run off. Horizontal wipe to the basement filled with pastries.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' These are kolaches; I said bismarcks!

''{Homestar moves to run off again. Wipe to the basement filled with different pastries. The Cheat is laying on his back, holding his belly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{eating}'' Now that's more like it! Now you gotta find a patsy and pin that murder on him like a corsage on a puffy-dressed prom date!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You mean like with a lot of blood and them going, "Ow, ow, Homestar, ow, quit it, I'm not going to prom with you anymore! And I hate Bennigan's!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, something like that. Now go stash Pom Pom's body at their house!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But who I'm supposed to pin this murder on?

'''STRONG BAD:''' The most unsuspecting saps you can find...

''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Strong Sad is sitting on the couch.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{hisses}''

''{Marzipan walks in.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey Strong Sad, there's a bad horror movie on. Wanna make snappy comments and obscure references while we watch it?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You know I can't see; I just drew these eyes on my hands.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Why don't you just take your hands down?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{nervously}'' Uh, because I may have also sorta super-glued my eyes shut...

'''MARZIPAN:''' What?

'''STRONG SAD:''' For authenticity! ''{He moves his hands aside. His eyes are not visible at all.}'' I was trying to be a cosplay-dinaire!

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's a word you just made up!

''{Zoom out to show Homestar standing beside them, holding his cram rod (minus the tinsel).}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aha! I knew you two were up to something!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ahh, cosplay-dang!

''{Close-up on Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, I admit it! My homemade kombucha is just apple cider vinegar with Strong Sad's... loogis floating in it.

''{Strong Sad leans in from the left.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' My secret shame slash finest hour!

''{Cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't play games with me; you murdered Pom Pom! ''{Cut back to reveal that the pumpkin is stuffed in Marzipan's couch cushions.}'' You stuffed his body right here under the couch all day probably, ''{taps the pumpkin with the cram rod, cramming it further under the cushions}'' since you murdered him.

'''MARZIPAN:''' This again?

''{A loud sound suddenly emanates. The screen shakes.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I hear a yonder ruckus!

''{Cut to the field. The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Bubs, and Coach Z come in.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{still with a whiny teenager-like intonation}'' Gah, what's all this noise? This is so lame!

'''COACH Z:''' So what's so what's the scenario?

''{Cut to Marzipan's porch, where Strong Sad and Marzipan come out of the house.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Look!

''{A silhouette of Pom Pom appears from behind a bush, with the moon and splatter motif in the background.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' A specter risès!

''{Cut to Strong Mad and The Cheat behind the bushes. The Cheat is holding up Pom Pom from atop Strong Mad, who is holding the [[booOOMbox]]. They grunt and throw Pom Pom into the air. Cut back to the silhouetted shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, Homestar! ''{cut to Strong Bad with the other characters gathered in the background}'' It's Pom Pom's ghost come back to haunt you! Don't you want to, you know, pee your pants, or something else embarrassing while all these people are gathered here?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, Unckie{{--}} ''{accidentally walks into the chin of Strong Bad's mask}'' Ow! Thing is sharp!... No way, Unckie Strong Bad, you guys have shown me the light! It's time to fight murder with... ''{Homestar rips the chin off of Strong Bad's mask}'' murder!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, wait!

''{Homestar jumps up and throws the chin at Pom Pom. A blinding flash of light covers Pom Pom, and as he explodes, a simple popping sound is heard and whatever was left of him floats to the ground. Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, that wasn't a ghost! That was really him! You just... you... you...

''{Cut to a group shot of the characters minus Homestar}''

'''ALL:''' You killed Pom Pom!

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhhm, duh!

''{The "I Killed Pom Pom" title card comes up again, which cuts to a card reading "Next season"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{narrating over the title card.}'' Next season on Homestar Runner dot com...

''{Cut to the field, Homestar, dressed in his normal attire, is standing next to the inflatable pumpkin.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, inflatable pumpkin, you're a way better best friend than that floaty old Pom Pom ever was.

''{The pumpkin suddenly deflates. Pom Pom appears from behind it, having been crudely reassembled and looking angry. He brandishes the same chin from Strong Bad's mask that popped him. Cut to a frightened Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahh!

''{Cut to a title card, which shows Homestar cut in two, reading "I Killed Homestar!" This fades into the cast standing in the field.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Poopsmith's shovel when it is visible to see a scene with Homsar:
:''{Cut to the field, where Homsar is standing. Homestar runs past.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' Ahhh. If you need me, I'll be loked after dark.
*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Coach Z, you really nailed that Evil Aquafresh costume.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' Bork in the days on the borlevard a Lerndon, we used ta kork routines, and the presence was fortin'.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ew, maybe ''you'' were fortin'.
*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I really like your Jay Leno costume. That guy had a really pointy forehead.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, come on, don't you remember? ''{singing}'' Oh it's a good time for large-headed monstrosities. Oh! To sell you cheeseburgers. Hey! Strong Bad tonight-ah!
*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh ho ho! Uh, hey, Homestar, where does the dark lord Sauron live again?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, you talking about like Mordor? ''{his speech impediment is strong}'' The land of Mordor? Where the shadows lie?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh ho ho ho! Yeah, and uh, what illegal act did you commit against Pom Pom, again?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you mean murder? ''{it comes out sounding a lot like "Mordor" did}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh huh. ''{laughs}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know, come to think of it, there's a lot of murder in Mordor. ''{his impediment is still very thick}'' Orcs murdering wargs, wargs murdering orcs{{--}}''{his speech becomes unintelligible mumbling; he finally coughs up some marbles}'' Peh! Peh! ''{he starts talking in a deeper, extremely articulate voice with no impediment}'' Excuse me. Orcs murdering wargs in the land of Mordor. Heh heh, that's better.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{freaked out}'' Ahh!
*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't stand it, Cochese. I know you planned it.
:'''BUBS:''' I'ma set it straight, this Watergate!
:''{the "Waughmp waughmp" sound effect from [[Fish Eye Lens]] plays as Bubs bulges outward in a fisheye distortion.}''
*At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Mad, I really like your M.U.S.C.L.E. toys costume. I had a bunch of those little pink guys. I played with 'em in the sandbox... till that cat started poopin' in there.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M A BABALITY.
*At the end, click on Pom Pom:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Pom Pom, I really like your Dom DeLuise costume. I definitely know why that guy was famous! ''Boatniks''? He was in ''The Boatniks'' maybe? Can I get a boatniiik?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Boatniiik!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A concubine is a woman who lives with, and has a relationship with, a man to whom she is not, and cannot be, married. Typically, she is of a lower class than the man and his wives.
*A piña colada is a mixed drink made of rum, coconut cream, and unsweetened pineapple juice, sometimes served in large, novelty containers.
*A burner phone is a prepaid phone generally used to conduct illegal business, with the intent being to not have the phone be able to be tracked back to the owner.
*Homestar uses the courtroom terms {{w|Objection (United States law)|objection}}, which is used to request that a judge disallow evidence from being presented, and {{w|leading question|leading the witness}}, which means asking a question that suggests a specific answer.
*Cosplay is a form of costumed role-playing that is strongly associated with [[anime]] and comic culture.
*Kombucha is a drink made of fermented tea along with yeast and bacteria.
*{{w|Kolach (cake)|Kolache}} and Bismarcks are popular baked goods in Europe. A kolach is a pastry consisting of a fruit filling or a sausage, which is more popular in the United States, surrounded by dough while a Bismarck, or {{w|Krapfen (doughnut)|Berliner}} as it is correctly known, is a treat similar to a jelly doughnut.
**The kolaches shown in the toon are actually {{w|Klobásník|klobasniky}}. Kolaches are circular pastries with fruit filling in the middle, whereas klobasniky are buns with sausages inside.
**Maple Bismarcks are rectangular cream-filled doughnuts with maple frosting commonly referred to in parts of the United States as "{{w|Long John (doughnut)|long johns}}".

===Trivia===
*On release, this was the [[Toons By Length|longest]] toon on [[homestarrunner.com]]. It has since been surpassed by [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], but it remained the longest Flash file hosted on the site until [[parenting]], and it is still the longest Halloween toon.
*Cosplaydinaire is a [[portmanteau]].
*The [[Hanging Objects#Marzipan's House|"Thank You" painting]] in Marzipan's house has been changed to "Thank Boo".

===Remarks===
*Homestar's line "It all started 117 days ago" is referring to the [[The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show Interview - 7 July 2014|interview]] in which [[Matt Chapman]] alluded to a return to creating more cartoons. 117 days before Halloween was July 5, 2014, which is presumably the day that Matt and Jeff Rubin conducted the interview that was released on July 7.
*Marzipan was dressed as Anton Chigurh from ''[[Wikipedia:No Country for Old Men (film)|No Country for Old Men]]'' in the [[Halloween Safety]] teaser. This was confirmed with the [[Sketchbook 2014#SK-2014-10-30|Sketchbook]] and [[Quote of the Week#QW-2014-10-30|Quote of the Week]] released the same day as the toon. This is the first time a character other than Strong Bad has worn a Halloween costume that didn't match their silhouette in the teaser.
*This is the third cartoon in a row that [[Toons Without Back Buttons|does not contain a back button.]]
*Strong Sad alerts the others that a specter is rising, despite being blind due to super gluing his eyes shut.
*There are several arm-related oddities:
**This toon implies that The Poopsmith has [[Lack of Visible arms|no visible arms]] underneath his working gloves, as his right arm is replaced by a bionic limb and his left arm appears to be nothing but a small stump.
**Strong Mad appears to have full control over both sets of arms, including the ability to hold the Maple Bismarcks in the extra pair.
**Homestar leaves a [[Lack of Visible Arms#Oddities|blue handprint]] on Marzipan's wall.
**Marzipan's costume has arms, but she doesn't use them to hold up the jar (although on ''MST3K'', Tom Servo's arms didn't work).
*Zooming in with Flash shows that the tape in the booOOMbox is labelled "Maple Bismarck Aftermath".

===Glitches===
*When The Poopsmith is turning the dial on his helmet, the area around his shovel in the previous scene is still clickable.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad speculated on the results of Pom Pom's [[death]] in [[pom pom]], regarding how Pom Pom would die if he was popped and on fire at the time of his death.
**Even earlier, Strong Bad also pretended that Homestar killed Pom Pom during [[Where's The Cheat?]].
*[[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad Smiling|Strong Mad]], and [[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] all smile throughout the toon.
*The [[inflatable pumpkin]] is plugged into the same outdoors outlet that powered [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] in [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*Homestar is wearing [[Homestar Runner's Daisy Dukes|Daisy Dukes]].
*Homestar saying "You're a real cartoon pal!" is another instance of [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaking the fourth wall]].
*An ostrich egg was one of the [[eggs]] that Strong Bad was stated to keep in [[the couch]] in [[morning routine]].
*Homestar once again [[Spoken Sound Effects|vocalizes]] "[[Peow]]!" before running away.
*The King of Town's alleged consumption of [[whatsit]] was previously referenced in [[fan club]], where he implies that he consumed the pile.
*This is the second time that The Poopsmith has dressed up as a character from the [[Wikipedia:Judge Dredd|Judge Dredd]] universe. He previously wore Judge Dredd's helmet in [[Ever and More]].
*Strong Sad's eyes were previously glued shut in [[1 step ahead]].
*Strong Sad's line "My secret shame..." echoes the same words spoken by Strong Mad in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Strong Bad asks Homestar if the sight of Pom Pom's ghost makes him want to [[Peeing|pee]] his [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]].
*Pom Pom [[Explosions|explodes]] into "blast-wavy Saturn rings" from [[hremail 3184]].
*Once again, Homestar cannot tell what other characters are [[What are you supposed to be?|dressed as]].

===Real-World References===
*The page title "Bewaouw! Take Caouw! Bewaouw!" references the conclusion of {{w|Bela Lugosi}}'s "Beware of the Dragon" monologue in the {{w|Ed Wood}} film ''{{w|Glen or Glenda}}''.
*Homestar's "hot tricks, cool treats" line from the opening scene is a Halloween-themed play on the tagline "hot eats, cool treats", which for many years was the slogan for {{w|Dairy Queen}}.
*Homestar's line "Say a few bubbles!" may be a reference to a running gag from [[The Three Stooges]], wherein an unconscious person is tended to by one of the Stooges and told to "Say a few syllables!"
*Stitch Witchery is a brand of heat-activated fabric adhesive that comes in rolls like tape, sold under the Dritz brand by Prym Consumer USA, Inc.
*"{{w|Mack the Knife}}" is the current name for a song that was written in 1928 by Kurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht for their musical ''{{w|The Threepenny Opera}}''. The song later became a pop standard and was recorded by many singers, with the most successful version recorded by {{w|Bobby Darin}}. [[McDonald's]] later used a rewritten version of the song for its "{{w|Mac Tonight}}" advertising campaign, hence Strong Bad's costume.
*Homsar's Easter egg refers to ''{{w|Lōc-ed After Dark}}'', a 1989 album by Tone Loc.
*Strong Bad and Bubs' dialogue in Bubs' Easter egg consists of lyrics from "{{w|Sabotage (Beastie Boys song)|Sabotage}}", a song by the {{w|Beastie Boys}}.
*{{w|Bennigan's}} is an Irish pub-themed casual dining restaurant.
*Marzipan's request to Strong Sad that they "make snappy comments and obscure references" while watching bad movies is a reference to ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'', a show that focused on "riffing" over poorly made films by supplying commentary that either mocked their quality or compared them to a wide range of aspects of pop culture. Marzipan is dressed as [[Tom Servo]], one of the characters who would do the riffing.
*{{w|Aquafresh}} is a brand of toothpaste manufactured by GlaxoSmithKline. The toothpaste itself has three colored stripes in it, one white, one red, and one aqua.
*{{w|Jay Leno}} is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and television host famous for his large, pointy chin.
*{{w|Dom DeLuise}} was an American comedian and actor. Homestar's remark to Pom Pom calls reference to DeLuise's usual wearing of a white hat similar to the one Pom Pom is wearing.
**DeLuise was previously mentioned in [[death metal]].
*{{w|Kinkeshi|M.U.S.C.L.E.}} was the American name for a line of Japanese toys called Kinkeshi, which were based on the Shonen Jump manga and anime Kinnikuman released in the 1980s. Homestar confuses Strong Mad with Ashuraman, an antagonistic character who possessed three sets of arms.
**Like Homestar, The Brothers Chaps had some of these toys in their sandbox growing up, according to [[The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show Interview - 7 July 2014|The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show Interview]].
*A {{w|Fatality (Mortal_Kombat)#Babality|Babality}} is a feature in the game series [[Mortal Kombat]] similar to a {{w|Fatality (Mortal_Kombat)|Fatality}}, except that the enemy character is turned into a baby.
*{{w|Mordor}} is a fictional land in ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'', a three-volume fantasy novel written by J.R.R. Tolkien and published in 1954 and 1955. {{w|Sauron}} is the primary antagonist of the novel. Mordor is populated mainly by orcs, violent goblin-like creatures that work for Sauron and sometimes ride large wolves known as wargs, though the wargs are known to devour anything that sets them off, including the orcs themselves. "The land of Mordor where the shadows lie" is a phrase from the prophecy of the One Ring: ''"one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie"''.
*The rap Coach Z is trying to perform is "{{w|Check the Rhime}}" by {{w|A Tribe Called Quest}}. The actual line is "Back in the days on the boulevard of Linden, We used to kick routines and presence was fittin'". He also recites the chorus from "{{w|Scenario (song)|Scenario}}".
*''{{w|The Boatniks}}'' is a 1970 live-action [[Disney]] comedy movie, which doesn't actually have Dom DeLuise in it.

===Fast Forward===
*Pom Pom would return in the next Halloween toon, [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] (and its [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser|teaser]]). In Pom Pom's [[Easter egg]], Homestar remarks that he's not dead, and says it's pretty great. However, in that toon, he only appears in the costume discussion scene, and not during the storyline. His next appearance during the plot of a cartoon is three Halloween toons later in [[Haunted Photo Booth]].

==YouTube Version==
*The toon's title reads "I Killed Pom Pom!" with an exclamation mark.
*The toon's description reads "Homestar moudous Pom Pom. Strong Bad gets some autumnal pastries."
*The Homsar Easter egg automatically plays in the YouTube video, and he is standing in the field at the end of the video.
*At the end of the toon, the costumes are identified in text boxes one-by-one, starting with Homestar and going counter-clockwise.
*Additionally, all of the ending Easter eggs play automatically, in this order:
**Coach Z
**Strong Bad
**Homestar Runner
**Bubs
**Strong Mad
**Pom Pom

==External Links==

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Strong Bad attempts to evoke the mysterious apparitions haunting Marzipan's [[Photo Boooth|photo booth]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Jaundiced Jerry}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Stabby Gabby}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|Jibblies Painting}} (Easter egg)

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'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], Inside the [[Jibblies Painting]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, October 30, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 4:31

'''Page Title:''' Book A Boof For Your Next Event!

==Transcript==

''{The toon begins on a shot of what appears to be a large mansion at night.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan! Don't make me go!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Homestar, it'll be fine. Now get in there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aw, Marzipan...

''{Homestar lifts an orange curtain and enters with Marzipan (each in their costumes), and it is revealed the mansion was the background of a photo booth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hate these dang old photo boofs. ''{He lifts his bat up and brandishes it at Marzipan, who looks surprised.}'' It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!

'''MARZIPAN:''' It's the crown jewel of my Halloween party! ''{angrily}'' Now look at the camera and make like we're a great couple!

''{She leans in toward Homestar, and they both smile.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sarcastically}'' The laughter and loooove!

''{The screen flashes as a picture is taken. As it fades back in, the characters are posed as though Marzipan is hitting Homestar with his bat.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Carefree shenanigans!

''{The screen flashes again. As it fades back, Marzipan and Homestar are facing each other. Marzipan looks annoyed, but Homestar is smiling.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:''' ''{Homestar is elated; Marzipan isn't}'' The one where we kiss. ''{Homestar's buzzer spins.}''

''{Marzipan starts to smile slyly as the picture is taken. Cut to outside the booth, as the pictures are printed. The "kiss" photograph actually shows Homestar kissing his bat with his eyes closed, with Marzipan off to the side, and a ghost-like face is visible in the frame. Homestar takes the pictures.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumps; worried}'' Aah! Marzipan! Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!

''{He holds it out for Marzipan to see, as the camera zooms in on the ghost-like face for a moment. Cut back to a wide shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think this might be a{{--}} might be a{{--}}

''{The words "PHOTO Boooth" from the side of the booth move into the foreground, as "HAUNTED" is added above them in green letters, as the rest of the scene fades to a blue background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:''' {{--}}haunted photo booth!

''{The O's in "Boooth" move up and down as the ghost-like face zooms in with the words and some spooky music plays. Cut to Strong Bad in the booth as Strong Mad and The Cheat are walking in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get in here, you guys! I wanna make this ghost appear! Maybe it'll possess us with demonic barf powers! Everybody say "Smiling bag!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' Smiling bag! 
'''STRONG MAD:''' JACQUES RENAULT! 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{The screen flashes as the picture is taken. It fades in to the pictures as Strong Bad observes them. The first shows the three characters in the picture as seen before. The ghost is not present.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' There's one...

''{He moves the pictures so that the second is in view. It shows the Strong Mad at the bottom, The Cheat leaning in from the upper-left, and Strong Bad in the upper-right. Still no ghost.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' There's one...

''{He moves the picture so that the third is in view. Now The Cheat is on Strong Mad's shoulder, while Strong Bad is upside-down, and his head is out-of-frame. The ghost isn't in this picture, either.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Okay... ''{loudly}'' Hey! What the crap?!

''{Cut to a wide shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How come we didn't get no cool ghosties?!

''{Cut to Coach Z off to the side. He's holding pictures, all of which include the ghost.}''

'''COACH Z:''' I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures!

''{Cut to his middle picture.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, jorbie!

''{Cut to a wide shot of Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! ''{sneezing}'' Ha-chor!

''{Pan to the side, moving Coach Z off the screen and Strong Mad onto it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, man! Even Coach Z got one? That's it, boys. We're gonna get haunted by this photo booth at any cost!

''{The toon's title wipes across the screen as it cuts to Strong Bad's gang in the booth again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We gotta try something else. Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{confused expression}'' Huh? 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed expression}'' ''{annoyed The Cheat noises}''

''{Their expression remains unchanged as Strong Bad closes his eyes and chants.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!

''{A flash, which fades to Strong Bad holding pictures of all three characters in the same poses. In the foreground of each picture is a yellow-skinned balding man with green hair on the sides of his head, but no ghost.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, man! We just made Jaundiced Jerry appear. Guess I shoulda seen that comin'.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs in the booth}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, check it out! ''{picks up a top hat photo prop, and places it over his head}'' Somebody finally gave me my props.

''{Flash. The scene doesn't change. Coach Z puts the prop down.}''

'''BUBS:''' When are these props from? Got some Y2K glasses...

''{He holds up the Y2K glasses over his face. Flash. He puts the glasses back down.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! ''{He holds a handlebar mustache prop over his face.}'' These things'll never not ironically be unironically... always... um... ''{moves the prop aside, and picks up a bacon prop, which he holds up like a mustache}'' bacon?

''{Flash, which fades to Marzipan and Homestar in the booth again. They're holding a tub of "spicy 'chos", filled with nachos.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER and MARZIPAN:''' Spicy nachos!

''{Flash, which fades to Strong Sad in the booth.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' This is a perfect chance to practice my French accent! ''{in a French accent}'' I am Hercule Poirot! ''{Flash. In an even more exaggerated accent:}'' Hercule Poirot! ''{Flash. Even more exaggerated, almost sounding like he's choking:}'' A-cue Pwar-o!

''{Flash, which fades to Homestar in the booth. He closes his eyes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!

''{Flash, which fades to The King of Town. He holds up a slice of cake, which appears to have been cut from out of the King himself. The background music stops abruptly.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' The King of Town!

''{Beat while crickets chirp. Flash, which fades to Strong Bad's gang in the booth again. The background music resumes. Once again, Strong Mad looks confused and The Cheat annoyed. Strong Bad closes his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Stabby Gabby's always crabby. Stabby Gabby's always crabby.

''{Flash, which fades to Strong Bad holding up his latest set of photos, which feature a squat green woman holding a knife in her mouth alongside Strong Bad's gang.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, come on!!

''{Cut to Homestar and Marzipan in the booth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Different background!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yay! Yay yay!

''{Flash, which fades to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith (holding a container of green lumpy material with a gold tooth in it, labelled "10,000 Instant Martians") in the booth. Pom Pom holds up a speech balloon prop that reads "Why are we in this cartoon?" The Poopsmith holds up another, which reads "Don't know. Don't care." Flash, which cuts to Strong Bad's gang in the booth. Again, Strong Mad is confused, The Cheat annoyed, and Strong Bad's eyes closed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Demonic barf powers. Demonic barf powers! Demonic barf powers!!

''{Flash, and when it fades back, Strong Bad is kneeling, mostly offscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{somewhat desperately}'' Just give me the barf powers!

''{Flash, which fades to a picture of the King of Town and Marzipan holding up the cake slice. The ghost is in the picture.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The crap?

''{Pan to a picture of Coach Z and a picture of Bubs. The ghost is in both pictures.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The crap?

''{Pan to a picture of Homestar and Pom Pom. Homestar is making a pursed-lip duck face to the left (away from Pom Pom), and Pom Pom is looking to the right. The ghost is here too.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The crap?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How come everybody else can get the haunted smudge to appear except me and The Cheat? You been goin' to church on me, The Cheat?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugs and smiles, revealing his gold tooth is missing, then closes his mouth again}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{squints}'' Wait a minute...

''{Cut to a closeup of The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Where's your gold tooth?

''{The Cheat opens his mouth again, and holds up some candies in orange and black wrappers.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sheepish The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad, as images of the candies appear around his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{echoey voiceover}'' Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...

''{Zoom in on Strong Bad as he starts to realize.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{echoey voiceover}'' Loose tooth removers...

''{Zoom in further, showing the image of the ghost in Strong Bad's eyes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{echoey voiceover}'' Loose tooth removers...

'''STRONG BAD:''' It was the tooth!

''{Cut to a wide shot, showing Homestar leaning in to the shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still echoey}'' Loose tooth removers...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get outta here!

''{Cut to Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' But if The Cheat's tooth was causing the ghost glare, how did it get in everyone's photos?

''{Cut to Strong Sad, standing near a "Booliten Booard" with various pictures tacked to it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think I has the solution! Look at this pattern!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, sarcastically}'' Oh, great. ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' Now Frenchie Detective is gonna tell us how it all shook out.

''{Cut to a montage of events against a black background with spooky music, as images of The Cheat eating candies, his tooth stuck in a taffy, and photo booth pictures fly by.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' The Cheat ate too many taffies and it pulled his gold tooth out.

''{The montage shows a close-up of The Cheat closing his eyes and opening his mouth without his gold tooth. Pan up to show an image flying by of The Cheat in the booth, with the candies on the seat, as he closes the curtain. The ghost image also flies by.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then because those things are nasty, he stuck it somewhere in the photo booth,

''{The montage pans down to The King of Town, who holds up the cake slice, which has the tooth in it. He takes a bite of the cake.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' and because The King of Town is nasty, he ate the taffy!

''{Pom Pom and The Poopsmith move into view, the tooth in the Poopsmith's "Instant Martians" prop.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then the Poopsmith had it.

''{Flash. The montage shows a photo of Marzipan and the ghost, with the tooth attached to Marzipan's costume.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Then it was a piece of Marzipan's flair.

''{The fez from Bubs's costume floats by, the tooth inside the crescent symbol.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, partially overlapping the last line}'' Then it wound up on Bubs's fez.

''{The buttons of Strong Sad's costume appears in closeup}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, the lines overlap more}'' ...one of my vest buttons...

''{Coach Z's shoe and Homestar's bat appear}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, overlapping}'' ...on Coach Z's shoe! 
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, overlapping}'' ...Homestar's glowing bat!

''{A photo of Strong Mad, with the ghost present and the tooth wedged in Strong Mad's mask, appears}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen, overlapping}'' ...tenaciously clenched!

''{Abrupt cut to Strong Bad, Homestar, and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's all great, Sir Talks-A-Lot, but where's his gold tooth now?

''{Cut to the photo booth. The Goblin's theme plays as some pictures of the Goblin (with the ghost present) print. The booth opens, showing that the Goblin has the tooth in his own mouth.}''

'''ALL:''' The Goblin!

''{The Goblin dances (without music) as the tooth shines audibly, with an image of the ghost. Cut to the main characters.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We shoulda had known! ''{turns around, facing everyone}'' Now let's all cram in that boof ''{cut to the front of Homestar}'' for a group photo before I have to return it to the wedding Marzipan had me steal it from!

''{Everyone cheers. Flash, which fades to a picture of everyone (except Homsar, but including the Goblin, who still has the tooth in his mouth) and the image of the ghost in the corner. The photo is captioned "Jerry & Gabby's Nascent Nupitals! 10-31-2017" Hold on the image for a few seconds, and then cut to an image of the tooth resting on the word "END", with the ghost image faintly visible in the blue background. A few seconds later, cut to everyone in the field per tradition.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*When The Poopsmith and Pom Pom are on screen, click on The Poopsmith to trigger a scene with Homsar.
:'''HOMSAR:''' Zapruder!
:''{The screen flashes. Homsar is upside down, and his frog is floating.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' Middleman!
:''{The screen flashes again. Closeup on Homsar.)''
:'''HOMSAR:''' Toast Crunch!
:''{Cut to outside the booth, as the pictures are printed, which are rendered as crudely-made drawings.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Heeeey, Coach Z! ''{annoyed}'' You're dressed up as a dog.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{dancing in an extremely papery, cut-out animation style}'' Yeah! I gotta belorv! Kick! Pornch! It's all in the mornd! Chorp, chorp, pornch! Pornch kork!

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{increasingly more frantic and creepy}'' How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? ''How's Annie?'' ''(fade through black to a room with black and white-striped floor with Homsar standing in front of a red curtain. The slow piano music from [[Sbemail 150?!?]] plays.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{subtitled, in a backwards-sounding voice}'' IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee.

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homestar! I really like your Mark Lemke costume! "Homestar Runner for the Braves?" Shut up, wrong-say Homestar! I'm right-say Homestar, and I right-say I'm Dale Murphy! With a glowy basemball bat for some reason. ''{waves his bat around}'' Vwoom-vwoom.

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes the ThnikkaStan!
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, shut up Soos's abuelita!

*At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man, Strong Mad. Bread Face Red Panties Man? I remember that guy. I think he came to my school once when I was a kid. And so did a lot of cops.

*At the end, click on Pom Pom:
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Now ordinarily, Pom Pom, I'd have you sent right down to the Juicing Room. But aren't you like a super-food now? I don't need me no antioxidants! I'm very pro-oxidant myself, actually. Why couldn't you dress up as the German kid?

*At the end, click on the Poopsmith:
:''{Six copies of the Poopsmith appear with popping sounds, then all disappear with a poof cloud}''

*At the end, click on the King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, hey, King of Town, when I said, "Don't come around here no more," it wasn't a costume idea. I literally meant, "Don't come around here no more!"

*At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. The Cheat! The Cheat The Cheat! Let me guess. Baseball Glove On Head Man.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Frustrated The Cheat noise}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No? Umm... Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noise}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head ''Lady''!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noise. With a wave of his arm, The Cheat brings up a spawn prompt and the words 'giant gold tooth' appear with typing sounds. The prompt disappears and a giant gold tooth appears above Homestar. The tooth turns upside-down and falls onto Homestar. The tooth then shines with the ghost glare. The tooth then disappears while Homestar pops back into place.}''

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Marzipan, we need to talk. I want you to express yourself. Don't you want to express yourself?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This is ''me'' expressing ''my''self, okay? And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, Marzipan, nice invisible flair deuce!

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, Strong Sad, does the ''W. C.'' in W. C. Fields just stand for Winston Churchill?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm neither of those. I'm world famous detective ''{Even more exaggerated than before, again almost sounding like he's choking:}'' A-cool Pwagh-chho!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking!

*At the end, click on the moon:
:''{Cut to inside the Jibblies Painting with Rocoulm, Jaundiced Jerry and Stabby Gabby}''
:'''ROCOULM:''' I now pronounce you husband and wiiiiiife!
:'''JAUNDICED JERRY:''' And they said I'd never marry.
:'''STABBY GABBY:''' ''{giggles}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Jaundice|Jaundice]] is a condition where the skin becomes unusually yellow due to the build-up of bilirubin, a waste product of old blood that has been filtered and broken down by the liver.
*Strong Bad's idea that yelling out a name three times in a row might reveal a ghost comes from a legend that suggests saying certain specters' names in front of a mirror three times in a row ("[[Wikipedia:Bloody Mary (folklore)|Bloody Mary]]" for instance) will cause said spirits to appear in the mirror.

===Trivia===
[[File:HiddenBackground.png|thumb|Hidden background! Yay yay yay!]]
*With a twenty-four-day gap, this toon marks the longest span of time between the release of a [[Halloween teaser]] and the release of the toon itself.
*There are a total of thirteen Easter eggs in this cartoon, the largest number in any Homestar Runner toon until 2019's Halloween toon, [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]].
*This is the first Halloween toon in which every character activates an Easter egg in the ending scene, if Homsar is not activated.
*This is the only Halloween toon in which there is a cutaway during a costume Easter egg.
*Behind the forest photograph background, there is another background hidden in the Flash file.
*Marzipan has eight pieces of flair on her costume, two of which are identical (the white pin reading "ZING!").
*Though the idea that Homsar was raised by a cup of [[coffee]] has come up multiple times (including Strong Bad imitating Homsar in [[interview]]), this is the first time Homsar has [[tvtropes:Main/BeamMeUpScotty|actually said it]].
*Strong Bad's Bob costume marks the third Halloween toon in a row in which a character's costume was inspired by the creative output of David Lynch. The Cheat dressed as Lynch's "The Angriest Dog in the World" in [[Later That Night...]] and the Poopsmith dressed as Feyd-Rautha, as depicted in Lynch's adaptation of ''Dune'', for [[The House that Gave Sucky Tricks]]. It is the fourth time overall that a character has dressed in a Lynch-inspired costume, following Marzipan's turn as the Log Lady in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "When the character Marzipan rents a haunted photo booth for her Halloween party for characters... other characters get involved!"

===Remarks===
*Strong Mad is included in Strong Sad's description of the tooth's journey despite having only been shown taking pictures with Strong Bad and The Cheat.
*The tooth doesn't actually appear in any of the places Strong Sad mentions other than The Poopsmith's jar of Instant Martians.
*Strong Sad [[Nationality Confusion|uses a French accent]] when Poirot was in fact Walloon, a citizen of the French-speaking part of Belgium.
*Bubs's costume includes [[Lack of Visible Body Parts|ears and a nose]].
*Both Pom Pom and the King of Town [[Cross-dressing|dress up as females]].
*[[Duplicate Characters|Six copies of The Poopsmith]] appear in his Easter egg.

===Glitches===
*After Coach Z gives one of his famous sneezes, he has an extra forearm for one frame.

===Inside References===
*The photo booth's printer makes [[New Paper]]'s "vvvvvt" sound.
*Ghost photography was a source of Awesomeness in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
*One of Marzipan's flairs reads "[[Cheese|cheez]] pleez".
*Strong Bad hopes to gain "[[demon]]ic [[Puking|barf]] powers".
*[[Mustaches]] and [[bacon]] are props in the photo booth.
*Strong Sad practices his [[French]] accent, Bubs tells Soos's abuelita ([[Spanish]] for "grandma") to shut up, and the King of Town asks Pom Pom why he couldn't have dressed up as the [[German]] kid.
*[[Cricket Noises|Crickets chirp]] when the King gets his photo taken.
*The orange and black candies were previously referred to as "loose tooth remover" candies in [[Happy Hallow-Day]].
*Strong Sad says "I think I has the solution", a statement first uttered by Homestar in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]. Strong Sad complained about the bad grammar used in the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary|commentary]]. The phrase was also uttered by Strong Bad in [[little questions]].
*Strong Sad explaining everything and Strong Bad calling him a nerd for it calls back to [[unnatural]].
*According to Strong Sad, the King of Town [[Eating Non-Food Items|ate]] [[The Cheat's gold tooth]]. The mention of the Poopsmith acquiring it immediately after suggests [[Whatsit]].
*Homestar says "we [[Redundancy|shoulda had]] known".
*Homsar's [[Reversed Dialogue|backwards-speaking]] scene is similar to the Easter egg in [[alternate universe]], in which Homestar speaks the same way against a red curtain. Unlike in that Easter egg, it seems that here, Matt Chapman created the effect by [[:File:CupOfCoffee.ogg|recording Homsar's line backwards]].
*Marzipan is complimented on her [[Double Deuce|invisible flair deuce]], a reference to what her character does in the film [[Office Space]] when she quits her job.
*Homestar mistakes his own costume for "[[Mark Lemke]]: Homestar Runner for the [[Atlanta Braves|Braves]]". This is a direct reference to the real-world origin of Homestar Runner's name.
*Homestar refers to himself as both "wrong-say" Homestar and "right-say" Homestar, using an [[Noun-Verb|adjective and verb in succession]].
*Like in [[Later That Night...]], a [[Odd Marriages|wedding of minor characters]] takes place inside the realm of the [[Jibblies Painting]].

===Real-World References===
*Homsar mentions Toast Crunch as one of his photo-lines, relating to the [[cereal]] {{w|Cinnamon Toast Crunch}}.
*Bubs's "shut up" line is aimed at Soos's abuelita (Spanish for grandmother). This was a character in ''[[Gravity Falls]]'' voiced by [[Matt Chapman]].
*Several references are made to the show ''[[Twin Peaks]]'', the source of Strong Bad's costume.
**"How's Annie?" line references the ending of the season 2 finale.
**Homsar's following cut scene presents him in the show's infamous Black Lodge and dressed as The Man From Another Place, who speaks in the same backwards style throughout the series.
**Strong Bad's line "Everybody say 'Smiling bag!'" references one of The Giant's clues to Agent Cooper: "There is a man in a smiling bag."
**Jacques Renault, whom Strong Mad names, is a character from this show.
*The "German kid" the King of Town refers to in Pom Pom's Easter egg is Augustus Gloop, another character from ''{{w|Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory}}''. He is an obsessive eater, much like the King of Town. He wound up falling into a literal river of chocolate and drawn into a pipe leading to a fudge processor.
*Strong Sad thoroughly explains that everyone had the gold tooth at one point. In ''{{w|Murder on the Orient Express}}'' by Agatha Christie, Hercule Poirot makes a similar deduction that all the passengers on the train are related to the murder case.
*Coach Z's Easter egg invokes the catchphrase of Parappa the Rapper ("I gotta believe"), the basis of his costume. He follows this by referencing the first stage of the original ''Parappa the Rapper'' game, in which the titular character must perform and simultaneously vocalize a series of karate moves. He also echoes the introduction given by the character Chop Chop Master Onion ("Kick, punch, it’s all in the mind!").
*Homsar's first saying in his Easter egg is "Zapruder", referencing the infamous {{w|Zapruder film}} which captured the assassination of [[President]] [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]].
*The Cheat's Easter egg at the end references his costume's origin, the Nintendo DS game ''Scribblenauts''. In the game, Maxwell can type various words in the DS Touchscreen to summon objects to help him with various puzzles in the same manner The Cheat summons the large gold tooth he used to crush Homestar. The tooth is even drawn in the same art style.
*The Heimlich maneuver is a first aid procedure used to treat choking by foreign objects.
*A photo "boof" appears in the [[Two More Eggs]] episode "Dooble: Peas and Corn".
*The "demonic barf powers" Strong Bad hopes the haunted photo booth will give him are likely a reference to the film ''{{w|The Exorcist}}'', which memorably features a scene where a demonically possessed girl vomits into a priest's face.
*Homestar references "laughter and love", which is the last part of the lyrics from the theme song to {{w|Growing Pains}}.

===Fast Forward===
*In the following Halloween toon, [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]:
**The ghost glare returns in the form of streamers decorating Marzipan's living room.
**Bubs again dresses up as an animated businessman named Stan.

==YouTube Version==
[[File:ClappingPartyAutoplay.png|thumb|Get ready for a lot of clapping.]]
*The Homsar Easter egg plays automatically.
*The ending Easter eggs play automatically in the following order:
**Coach Z
**Strong Bad
**Homestar Runner
**Bubs
**Strong Mad
**Pom Pom
**The Poopsmith
**The King of Town
**The Cheat
**Marzipan
**Strong Sad
**Jaundiced Jerry
*There is a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|false autoplay image]] of "[[Clapping Party]] 1080p - 10 Hours".
*The Easter egg within the Jibblies Painting plays after the false autoplay image.

==External Links==

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It's Halloween Night but it's not Halloween ''night''. Everyone sets out to find out what happened to it before Halloween is over!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg)

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'''Places:''' [[The Stick]], [[The Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[King of Town's Castle]]

'''Page Title:''' HA HA HA HA Halloween Night!

'''Date:''' Monday, October 30, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 5:18 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 5:14 actual 

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== Transcript ==

''{Marzipan walks through the field, which is sprinkled with leaves. A clock reading "8:13 pm" briefly rises from the bottom of the screen before disappearing; however, the sun is clearly still out. Strong Bad hides behind The Stick wearing a red witch's hat and mask.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Half-singing}'' Doot da-doo, doo, lotsa leaves, doot da-doo hmm...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Jumps out from behind The Stick}'' Grody bloody gross and blood!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Bored}'' Eh, nice try, Strong Bad. I'm just not feeling it in broad daylight. And, you were hiding behind a twig.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I know. Why isn't it dark yet?

''{Cut to Homestar, dressed as a newsboy and holding up a newspaper. As he says each line, he holds up a different newspaper with a front-page headline matching what he's saying.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extrie, extrie! Read all about it! Halloween Night missing! Citizens mobilize to save holiday! In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is not my Halloween costume!

''{Closeup of The Local Newspapes. It has a picture of two pumpkins, the headline reads, "Happy Hallow-Day!", and the subtitle reads, "These ARE the opening credits!"}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad and The Cheat are on the couch. Strong Mad is standing behind it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Hits the newspaper he's holding}'' This is bull-talk! How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna go interrogate the toilet for about eight minutes. See if he knows anything. After that, we'll form into a giant robotic Halloween Night-finding space panther! ''{Walks off. Strong Mad and The Cheat look confused. Strong Bad pops his head back in the frame.}'' Or not.

''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad. The clock appears again and reads "11:18 pm".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Halloween Niiiight! Come here, boy! ''{Whistles and brings out a chew toy that looks like a brain with a bolt and eyeball sticking out of it. He squeaks it while talking.}'' I got this spooky, yucky chew toy for ya! ''{Whistles}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, you are aware that Halloween Night is not a puppy, aren't you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{In a laughing voice}'' Ye-heh-hes! ''{Whistles}'' Obviously! I am...! Aware...! That it is not...! What was that last part?

'''STRONG SAD:''' A puppy.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...A puppy!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, good. ''{A yellow glow appears in the upper left corner of the screen, and grows brighter as Strong Sad talks}'' But seriously, we have to find Halloween Night. ''{Eerie music plays.}'' I don't do so well with all this sunlight! ''{Strong Sad looks toward the menacing sunlight.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while rapidly changing his position}'' Sit, Halloween Night, Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit sit-sit!

''{Strong Sad and Pom Pom slowly back away, then run off. Homestar whistles again.}''

''{Cut to Marzipan on a different part of the field. Marzipan is playing a reggae rhythm on Carol. Coach Z enters.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, whatcha doing there, sista?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Stops playing}'' I'm trying to attract Halloween Night with music. ''{Starts playing again}'' It loves reggae, you know! ''{Stops playing}''

'''COACH Z:''' Good idear! And I can do some of my famous Halloween sound effects that everybody knows me for!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, I don't think that's what everybody knows you for.

'''COACH Z:''' What are ya torkin' abort? Listen to this spooky owl! Hort! Hort hooort! Hort hort! Or get a load of these creepy crackets! Cracket! Cracket-dadadadadadada! ''{Marzipan starts playing again}'' Cracket-dadadadada!

'''MARZIPAN:''' We be jammin'! ''{Stops playing, with a vibra-slap sound}''

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. The clock appears for a moment reading "12:09 am" before disappearing. Music plays in the background}''

'''BUBS:''' What is wrong with you people? ''{Holds up a can of black spray paint}'' I got instant spray-on Halloween Night! ''{Sprays can, throws it behind him and holds up black opaque shades with orange frames}'' I got Halloween Night vision goggles! ''{throws glasses behind him and pulls out a "Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit". The words "Hollerin' Jimmy's" have been covered with a piece of masking tape with "Halloween Night" written on it}'' I even got this do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit!

''{Cut through static to Spooky Woods with Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat. The trees are covered in yellow flowers.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw man, I thought sure we'd find Halloween Night in the spooky woods! This place has really gone uphill since it disappeared. Even that rotten old skull doesn't seem so creepy.

'''THE SKULL:''' ''{Rainbow afro sprouts from head}'' A-jam on it!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thinkin' Monchhicheat! That guy's always hanging out with Halloween Night! But how do we find him?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Triumphant the Cheat noises}''

''{The Cheat pulls out a keyboard and plays the Goblin's organ jingle. The Goblin appears, wearing swim trunks and sunglasses.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this crap-take? Where's Halloween Night? Strong Mad, pat him down! ''{Strong Mad picks up The Goblin by his feet and shakes him. Several coins, a pencil, some lint, and a hamster ball fall out.}'' Aw, he's clean. I'm taking that hamster ball, though.

''{Cut to outside The King of Town's Castle with Strong Sad, Pom Pom, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith. The clock reads "2:38 am" before disappearing.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Cough it up, King of Town! We know you ate Halloween Night!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You amateurs! You don't know what you're talking about. I'm on a diet! ''{The Poopsmith nods his head}'' It's strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day for me this year! ''{The Poopsmith nods his head.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well now where do we look? I need some doom and gloom soon! ''{Starting to laugh}'' Something funny is happening to the sides of my mouth...! ''{The corners of his mouth wiggle and turn upward, creating weird noises.}''

''{Scene changes to Homestar, making a box trap at The Stick. The trap involves a trail of candies with orange and black wrappers leading to a cardboard box placed over The Stick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner, you are a genius! ''{Turns around}'' Thank you, Doug. ''{Turns back around}'' So tell us what you're doing here. ''{Turns around}'' Well, it occurred to me that no Halloween Night could resist these orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies. ''{Holds up and shakes two orange and black candies before dropping them.}''

'''COACH Z:''' How are they biting today, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sound Effects Man! Ooh-ooh! Do broken wheelchair. On cobblestone!

'''COACH Z:''' Wah-dlah! Wee-dlah! Wah-dlah! Wee-dlah! Wah-dlah! ''{Continues making sound effects during Homestar's next line.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like I'm right there, wheeling Grandma through the old town. Do you want to stop in here and get a kielbasa, Grandma?

''{Cut to the field with Marzipan, Strong Sad and Pom Pom. Strong Mad, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk in. Strong Sad's mouth is still wiggling. The clock reads "5:42 am" and disappears.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Laughing}'' Somebody shoot me.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, this sucks. Halloween Night's almost over and still no sign of Halloween Night. We should be out there turning treats right now!

''{Marzipan walks in.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, you guys didn't have any luck either? Oh well, Happy Halloween anyways everybody. ''{The scene suddenly darkens.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Say that again!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Say what? Happy Halloween? ''{The scene darkens some more.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now somebody else say it!

'''COACH Z:''' Harrpy Harrlaw{{--}} ''{The scene gets brighter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Covers Coach Z's face.}'' Not you, Coach Z. Now, everybody, all at the same time!

'''EVERYONE:''' ''{except Coach Z}'' HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

''{The words "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" appear at the bottom of the screen. The scene darkens into night. Crickets can be heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yes, it worked! I'm gonna egg so many candies and eat so much houses. I'm gonna{{--}}

''{A rooster crows and the sun abruptly comes up. Birds start singing.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, uh... what do we do now?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm...

'''EVERYONE:''' ''{except Coach Z}'' HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD!

''{The words "HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD!" appear at the bottom of the screen. Cut to the end screen, with a Mexican-style skull of Homestar, wearing a sombrero, while a reggae beat plays, ending with a vibraslap.}''

''{Cut to the final shot, where all of the characters stand in their costumes.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*As with other Halloween cartoons, click on the Poopsmith's head (after the King of Town says "this year") to see Homsar. (He will also appear in the end scene, but he doesn't have a separate Easter egg.)
:''{Homsar is standing beside a pile of newspapers similar to those Homestar is seen with during the toon intro. He is holding up one of the papers to display the headline "EGGS TREE! EGGS TREE!", and a tree growing eggs as fruit can be seen behind him.}''
:'''HOMSAR''': Eggs tree, eggs tree! This get-up ''is'' mah get down! ''{his head sinks into his neck, leaving an empty space}''
*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sta-rong. Bad. That's the best Evil Carmen Sandiego costume I've ever seen!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian, I'd beat the crap outta you right now.
*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, I just ''love'' your "I-have-a-caterpillar-crawling-across-my forehead" costume! And kind of a mustache... have... costume...
*At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, The Cheat, technically shouldn't all this sunlight be turning you into some sort of horrible beastie?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Covers eyes, The Cheat noises sounding similar to Gizmo's line "Bright lights! Bright lights!"}''
*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' 'At's a good costume, Strong Sad. What is that, you at your twenty-year high school reunion?

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Kielbasa|Kielbasa]] is a type of Polish sausage.
*The [[Wikipedia:Day of the Dead|Day of the Dead]] is a celebration of the memory of deceased ancestors which is celebrated on November 1st and November 2nd in Mexico. Its art and themes also feature prominently in Frida Kahlo's work. It is also known as [[Wikipedia:All Saints Day|All Saints Day]] or All Hallows Day. The night before, All Hallows Eve, is the basis for the term Halloween.
===Trivia===
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "What happened to Halloween night?"

===Remarks===
*If you view the Flash file in a Decompiler or use the Flash Seekbar bookmarklet, it reveals that the stack of newspapers on the Loading screen reads "[[News Articles|Eggs Tree! Eggs Tree!]]", which is the same newspaper Homsar holds up in his scene.
**When Homestar holds up the "In Unrelated News" newspaper, the stack next to him also reads "Eggs Tree! Eggs Tree!"
*Three different characters in this toon (Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and Homsar) play fictional characters of real comedians who were associated with ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]''.
*Sunlight doesn't turn [[Wikipedia:Gremlins|Mogwai]] into gremlins; it kills them. Eating after midnight is what triggers the transformation.
*The sky is shown to be lit shortly after 5:42 AM on November 1. In the United States, [[Wikipedia:Sunrise|sunrise]] occurs later on that day, but in some locations twilight would have begun by that time.
*This is the first major Halloween special not to include [[opening credits]].
*Homestar's newsboy get-up includes a pair of suspenders, which may indicate the presence of pants.
*Homestar wears both a basketball jersey and a pair of suspenders in this cartoon, two items of clothing that cannot be worn without shoulders.
*Since Homsar's "head moving down" animation is scripted to occur on his "mouth wide open" syllabic position, his head can be seen moving down for a few short frames on the "Mah" syllable before resetting.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Newspapesgoof.PNG|thumb|Man, newspaper editors have ''got'' to fix that printing machine!]]
[[Image:Hahahalloweengoof.PNG|thumb|Not even Coach Z's sleeve can resist those orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies!]]
*When the opening credits newspaper appears, the picture is off the paper for three of the frames of spinning.
*On the opening credits newspaper, there is an extra space between "ARE" and "the" in the sub-headline "These ARE the opening credits"
*On the same page, a small piece of the pumpkin in the back is orange.
*When Coach Z first appears when Homestar is laying out candies, the second to last orange candy seems to disappear when it should only be partly obscured.
*In the scene where Coach Z is imitating a wheelchair, the candy Homestar dropped on the ground in the previous shot is still visible, now in mid-air, and appears on top of Coach Z's arm.
*Every time Coach Z's head changes direction, so do the tiny crescents in the pattern on his hat. This is most obvious during the wheelchair impression scene.
*After Homestar's close-up during Coach Z's wheelchair impression, the last candy in front of the box trap, a black one, has disappeared.

*The Halloween candies are out of scale; the ones in the back are bigger than the ones in the front.

===Glitches===
*At the end of the toon (if you clicked The Poopsmith to activate the Homsar egg), if you click on Strong Bad, Marzipan, The Cheat, or Strong Sad, Homsar still shows his scroll-over information while another character comments on their costume. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.

===Inside References===
*The scene at Bubs' Concession Stand follows the same format as Bubs's scenes in [[Senorial Day]].
*''[[Periodicals|The Local Newspapes]]'' was also the name of the newspaper Strong Bad was reading in the email [[candy product]]. This newspaper also appears in the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] movies.
*Bubs's do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit is a [[Hollerin' Jimmy's]] brand, which Bubs previously sold in the email [[lackey]].
*The way Homsar's head sinks into his body is similar to that of [[The Homestar Runner]] in one version of [[Kick the Can]].
*At the end, Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|compares]] Strong Bad's costume to his [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|2001]] Halloween costume, [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes#Strong Bad|Carmen Sandiego]].
*Strong Bad is seen holding a [[Smoking|cigarette]] at the end of the cartoon.
*Strong Mad shakes the Goblin, causing objects to fall. He previously did the same thing to Strong Bad in the email [[do over]], causing change to fall.
*This toon features [[eggs]].
*Orange and black-flavored candies were previously mentioned in [[Malloween Commercial]]. The candies in this toon previously appeared in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Eggs as fruit was mentioned in the email [[colonization]], where an old-English kind Homestar declared "Eggs not to be fruit".
*The page title and Strong Bad saying "Ha-Ha-Halloween night" is a reference to [[Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club]] in the 2004 Halloween cartoon, [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*The newspaper that says "These ARE the opening credits!" could be a reference to the shirt that Homestar wears that says "This '''is''' my costume!" in [[Malloween Commercial]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad calling The Cheat a Monchhicheat is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Monchhichis|Monchhichis]].
*"Jam on it" is a reference to the song of the same name by [[Wikipedia:Newcleus|Newcleus]].
*Strong Bad's witch mask is identical to Lucy's from the [[Peanuts]] cartoon [[Wikipedia:It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown|It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown]].
*The ending screen with the picture of Homestar's skull is reminiscent of the artwork of [[Wikipedia:José Guadalupe Posada|José Guadalupe Posada]], who also made artwork regarding the Day of the Dead, and was a heavy influence on LucasArts' [[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]].
*The description of this cartoon on the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] reads: ''Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang.'' [[Wikipedia:Galang (song)|"Galang"]] is a hit single by [[Wikipedia:XL Recordings|XL Recordings]] artist [[Wikipedia:M.I.A. (artist)|M.I.A.]]
*The line "We be jammin'" is referencing [[Wikipedia:Bob Marley|Bob Marley]]'s [[Wikipedia:Reggae|Reggae]] song "Jammin'".
*"Night Vision Goggles" are goggles that enhance the user's vision so as to be able to see better at night.

===Fast Forward===
*The loose tooth remover candies show up again in [[Haunted Photo Booth]].

==DVD Version==
*The Homsar Easter egg is enabled automatically.
*All of the ending Easter eggs play automatically. They are played in this order:
**Strong Bad
**Marzipan
**Strong Sad
**The Cheat
{{commentary}}
*The video does not show who is dressed up as who at the end, unlike on the website.
*As the gang shouts, "Happy Halloween!", two mouse-like clicks are heard in the background.
*Instead of cutting to the group shot after the end title, it fades through black to the shot. During the fadeout, the teeth on the Homestar skull disappear.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]])

'''MATT:''' I'd like to welcome back Ryan Sterritt.

'''MIKE:''' What's up, Ry?

'''RYAN:''' How does it go?

'''MIKE:''' This is a cartoon that I'm pretty sure I haven't seen since the day we made it.

'''MATT:''' Nice. Look - Strong Bad's wearing Lucy van Pelt's witch{{--}} witch mask.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I totally, uh, didn't remember that. It's a nice looking mask.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Where do you think those suspenders s{{--}} attach at the bottom there?

'''MIKE:''' Where do you think they go in the ''top''? It looks like they just kind of go into his chin!

'''MATT:''' Maybe it's just like those tuxedo shirts.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' It's just all... it's a t-shirt, it's just got it printed on 'em.

'''RYAN:''' People still wear suspenders and belts at the same time. It just seems...

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I remember{{--}}

'''RYAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It seems{{--}}

'''MATT:''' The punk rock kids in school would do that, and you'd just be like, "Come on, like, if you're gonna do that, don't wear a belt."

'''RYAN:''' Yeah. I saw a guy at a wedding over the weekend. Uh, an older guy.

'''MATT:''' Mmm-hmm.

'''RYAN:''' An oldie. ''{Mike and Matt laugh}'' And he, uh, had suspenders and a belt. I didn't see the point.

'''MIKE:''' I always like it when I see people wearing suspenders that they're ''actually''... you can tell they're ''really'' holding their pants up.

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Like if they didn't have the suspenders{{--}}

'''RYAN:''' It seems like it might be a second, uh, form of defense from your pants falling down.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I think{{--}}

'''MATT:''' Yeah, go ahead.

'''MIKE:''' I was just going to say that I think Pom Pom as, uh, Mario Batali is one of, uh, my favorite costumes.

'''MATT:''' I just am amazed w{{--}} with both him being Walter Sobchak from ''Big Lebowski'' and this one, like, how much he ''really'' looks like the person. Like{{--}}

'''MIKE:''' How Pom Pom can look like a human?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. It's incredible. Like, more than just, like, "Oh, you can tell who he's supposed to be." It's like, no, no, no. He ''looks'' like Mario Batali.

'''MIKE:''' And, uh... this was{{--}} most people thought that most of the costumes were more obscure than usual.

'''RYAN:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's{{--}}

'''RYAN:''' But it's like{{--}}

'''MATT:''' This Frida Kahlo is pretty...

'''RYAN:''' But that movie, had just{{--}}

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''RYAN:''' I don't know.

'''MATT:''' The kids don't{{--}} don't want to go see the Frida Kahlo movie, though, I suppose. ''{pause}'' Oh, I'm surprised we hadn't made Coach Z be Queen Latifah earlier.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' That was one I'm surprised we hadn't thought of.

'''MIKE:''' Umm{{--}}

'''MATT:''' He's wear{{--}} she{{--}} he's wearing her outfit from the "Ladies First" video, I believe. I think we found{{--}}

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''MATT:''' {{--}}found the video on YouTube and mimicked her weird African emissary... ''{Mike laughs}'' costume that was her theme for that album.

'''MIKE:''' Our friend, uh, was it Tyler that made a{{--}} a... CD of Halloween sound effects?

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Where he was doing his own Halloween sound effects. ''{Ryan laughs}'' Something about bats. He's like, "A roooom of bats" and then he would just go... ''{Mike makes a sound effect of bats' wings flapping}''

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Oh, look at the creepy{{--}} the creepy forest!

'''RYAN:''' The lost{{--}} the spooky forest.

'''MATT:''' The Lost Forest. Oh, do it! How{{--}} ''{begins singing}'' do do doo, do do doo, do do do do doo, do do ''{Ryan joins in for a few notes}'' do do do, do do do dooo. ''{pause}'' Umm... ''{pause}'' Oh! That is not scary at all, Goblin. The Goblin was wearing a pair of Jams.

'''MIKE:''' Clearly. I think I had one pair of actual Jams, and then lots of Mom{{--}} Mom made us...

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ...would just go buy, like, Hawaiian fabric at the fabric store and make us Jams, and...

'''MATT:''' Yep.

'''RYAN:''' ''Fleece'' Jams.

'''MIKE:''' I remember getting called out on it. "Those are not Jams, Chapman!"

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' "Chapman!" ''{pause}'' I like that the King... has that half, uh... steering wheel. What do you c{{--}} Whatever you call that... boat steering wheel. Port{{--}} port{{--}} portmanteau?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Hey, it's Ed Grimley. Didn't you... dress up as Ed Grimley one time? Not ''for''...

'''MIKE:''' Not for Halloween, yeah. Just in{{--}} I think it was when we went on that, uh, vacation to Washington, D.C.

'''MATT:''' You dressed up as him on vacation?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think it was in a hotel room.

'''MATT:''' Good job!

'''RYAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Awesome.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Looks like we didn't re-do those graphics from when we first made them in 2001.

'''MATT:''' Those caramels?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Or taffy, whatever it is. ''{pause}'' Umm.. I s'pose, uh, what's the Poopsm{{--}} the Poopsmith's costume, I guess, is pretty obscure.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''Wizards''.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Necron 99, they call him.

'''MIKE:''' And Strong{{--}}

'''MATT:''' Tony{{--}} Tony Clifton and, uh... and... Father Guido Sarducci, I feel like, are both sort of in the same...

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ...both in the same era.

'''MIKE:''' If you know one, you know the other.

'''RYAN:''' ''{partially over Mike's previous line, but not synchronous}'' If you know one, you know the other.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''RYAN:''' I forget, people don't know The Maxx.

'''MIKE:''' I just saw The Maxx in one of those old video game magazines...

'''RYAN:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Uh...

'''MATT:''' Is there a Maxx game?

'''MIKE:''' No, they{{--}} I think they just had a little segment on, umm, ''Liquid Television'' or, like, MTV's animation.

'''MATT:''' Ah.

'''RYAN:''' Was it Image? Who put out that comic?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I think that was one of the early Image ones. ''{pause}'' The McGuirk is a pretty inspired one. That's one of the more modern... costumes. Like...

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ...a lot of times it's not from something so recent. Not that ''Home Movies'' hasn't been off the air for...

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ...a few years, but... ''{pause}'' I like this, umm, Homestar Day-of-the-Dead style.

'''MIKE:''' I like the bread and butter pickles song.

'''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' Got some bread and butter pickles. ''{pause}'' Umm...

'''RYAN:''' I liked Teen Wolf.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's a pretty{{--}} yeah... this{{--}} I liked this{{--}} I really enjoyed this batch of costumes. I didn't{{--}} They weren't supposed to be more obscure than any other time, but...

''{The three laugh as Homestar comments on Marzipan's costume}''

'''MATT:''' That's insensitive. An insensitive comment to women... with, uh...

'''RYAN:''' Unibrows?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Unibrows. And peach fuzz... on their lip.

''{pause until Strong Sad begins to comment on The Cheat's costume}''

'''MATT:''' No! Technically it should be melting him, right? Doesn't sunlight ''kill'' the gremlins? Water and food turn them in{{--}}

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, make them into... Spike.

===Fun Facts===
*Pom Pom [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes|dressed up as Walter Sobchak]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*"The Frida Kahlo movie" is ''[[Wikipedia:Frida|Frida]]'' (2002), starring [[Wikipedia:Salma Hayek|Salma Hayek]] as Kahlo.
*The song Matt and Ryan hum is the "Lost Woods" (incorrectly called "Lost Forest") theme from ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]: [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Ocarina of Time]]''; this tune is also known as "Saria's Song".
*[[wikipedia:Jams (clothing line)|Jams]] are a Hawaiian-inspired clothing line of baggy shorts made with colorful print. The name is short for "pajamas" as the initial pair were made from modified pajama pants.
*A [[portmanteau]] is a combination of two or more words. The "boat steering wheel" is called the "helm" or simply "{{wp|ship's wheel}}", Matt may have been confused with the nautical term "[[wikipedia:Port and starboard|port]]".
*''{{wp|Liquid Television}}'' was an animation showcase on {{wp|MTV}} that aired from 1991 to 1995.
**''The Maxx'' MTV show did not air on ''Liquid Television'', but on the later ''Oddities'' block.
*''[[wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|Home Movies]]'' ended in 2004, two years prior to the release of this cartoon.
*Stripe (incorrectly called "Spike"), so named for the mohawk-like white stripe of fur atop his head, was the main antagonist and leader of the evil gremlins in ''Gremlins''.

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Homestar screws up Marzipan's potion. Choose-your-own-venture action ensues!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Hornblower}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, [[Tofu Homestar]]

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'''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Cliffs#Creepy Cliff|Creepy Cliff]]

'''Page Title:''' Choose it or Lose it!

'''Date:''' Tuesday, November 1, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 6:00 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 14:33 (Combined) (Actual)

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==Transcript==
''{Spooky sounds play against a darkened wall. Homestar Runner's shadow appears from the left, and Homestar himself then appears suddenly.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wah! You scared me! So, here's the deal: I'm lost inside this haunted mansion, and I need your help to find my costume and get outta here! So, what should we do first?

''{The screen displays: 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO?? 1. PET A GOAT 2. MAKE A STEW 3. "I'M SELLING THESE FINE LEATHER JACKETS..."' A "COSTUME LOCATOR" is in the lower left and a "HEALTH & BEAUTY" indicator, showing 100%, is in the lower right. Then, after a moment, the lights suddenly come on and the camera pans back, revealing the interior of Homestar's house, including pictures of Homestar's past costumes framed on the wall. Marzipan walks up with a wig and a pile of clothes. A sheet of paper can be seen in front of Homestar, with doodles all over it and several markers scattered around it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What up, Homestar? Here's your costume!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{taking the costume}'' Oh, thanks. You win!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{noticing the paper and markers}'' Homestar Michael Runner, what did you do{{--}}

''{A closeup of the paper is shown. It reads:}''

<div style="text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px">Halloween Potion 1. *****-Water 2. Powdered ********* 3. Essence of ********* Stir ingredients with a *********** Say this magic incantation: *****************************</div>

''{Drawings of [[bugs]] and [[ducks]] obscure all of the important parts, asterisked. Also, Homestar has written "MEAN SEAN", "QUACK TIME", and "COOL DUCK" on various parts of the paper.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' {{--}}to my Halloween Potion recipe?

''{Homestar and Marzipan appear again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah. ''{turns away from Marzipan}'' Marzipaaan! Can I draw ducks and bugs all over the recipe for your Halloween Potion?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No way, Jorge. You're gonna figure out what those ingredients were and bring 'em back here before midnight. Now march your skinny white butt into those spooky woods, mister!

''{Music starts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{humbly}'' Yes, Mom-zipan.

''{The opening credits begin: "HALLOWEEN POTION-MA-JIG" subtitled "A Make-Your-Own-Decision-venture", followed with "Made by [[Matt Chapman|Matt C.]] and [[Mike Chapman|Mike C.]]", "Talked by Matt C. and [[Missy Palmer|Missy P.]]", and "[[Jonathan Howe|Jonathan]] programs" over the drawings of bugs and ducks. Then, cut to the spooky woods, where Homestar is now in costume.}''

===The Water===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right! These spooky woods gotta be chock full of spooky ingredients. Let's see, the first one is ''{pulls out the paper}'' "Something Water." Hmmmmmmmm...

'''COACH Z:''' ''{from a distance}'' Really?

''{cut to Coach Z and Pom Pom}''

'''COACH Z:''' Then how come they'll be all nice to ya and act like they like ya to your face?

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''COACH Z:''' Guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen.

''{Homestar walks up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, what are you guys doin' out here? Did you ruin somebody's magic potion too?

'''COACH Z:''' Uh... nope. Unless Coach Z's life is a magic potion.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool, cool, depressing, cool. So, um...

''{A box shows up reading "CHOICE TIME!!!" and the three choices:}''

====1. Do either of you have any...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do either of you have any cash on you? ''{imitating a shady drifter}'' I'm trying to get a me a sandwich or somethin'. Uh, my car broke down and I'm out of gas.

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, sorry, man. All I gots is this bottle of, uh, ghost water?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's perfect! I was planning on blowin' that money on ghost water anyways.

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items obtained. The first blank is filled with "Ghost Water". A victory sound plays.}''

====2. I need something that would be...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I need something that would be good in a Halloween Potion.

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles and pulls a severed toe out of his pocket}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom can getcha a toe. With nail polish!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... do you have anything waterier? Or... more waterish? Or waterian?

'''COACH Z:''' Please, Homestar, stop! Just take this bottle of questionable water that I keep on my person at all times for questionable reasons!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I won't question that!

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items obtained. The first blank is filled with "Questionable Water". A victory sound plays.}''

====3. Taco-Man came by...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. He gave me some water, he gave me some water. What are you guys gonna do for me?

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, give the man some stank water. I will not be upstaged by Taco-Man two years in a row!

''{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items obtained. The first blank is filled with "Stank Water". A victory sound plays.}''

===The Powder===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I gotta keep searchin'. ''{starts to walk offscreen to the right}'' Too bad I probably won't run into anybody else mysteriously hanging out in the woods.

''{Cut to The King of Town and The Poopsmith. The King of Town is holding a bucket of fried chicken. Holes are dug all over the place. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Whaddaya know! How ya diggin'?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh! We're certainly not trying to unearth the ham sandwich that I buried here when I was nine.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good. 'Cause I found that thing like two months ago. It wasn't that good. Too much mayo.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Too much mayo?! I ''love'' too much mayo!

''{The choice dialogue comes up again.}''

====1. Hey! I've got it...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, I've got it! I'll give you a detailed account of the consumption of your ham sammy if you give me a powdered item for this Potion-ma-jig!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Sweet deal! ''{pulls out a small pouch}'' Take some of this powdered Thanksgiving! Now let's hear it!

''{The screen starts to fade out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, so first I washed all the dirt off with some Windex. That made it blue and soggy...

''{It fades back in. The King of Town has his head lowered in emotion. His chicken bucket is empty.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and that last bite nearly made me puke it right back on my plate!

''{Homestar walks off and takes the powder as he goes.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, I wish you had. I surely wish you had!

''{The scorecard returns. The second blank is filled with "Powdered Thanksgiving".}''

====2. I say, is that a powdered...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, is that a powdered wig you're wearing, your Kentucky Fried-ness? 'Cause I'm in the market for some powdery dealings!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{pulls out a pouch}'' Well, I've got my secret blend of eleven herbs and spices. But, of course, you can't have that.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, that's too bad. I guess I'll just go on home and{{--}} ''{starts popping in and out of the holes, snatching the powder while he hops around}'' Pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong-pyong! ''{appears from one of the holes, holding the powder}'' So long, suckers!

''{Homestar drops back into the hole.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ha! That blend was just a decoy! It only has ''ten'' herbs and spices!

''{The scorecard appears with "Powdered Herbs & Spices".}''

====3. Poopsmith, do I dare ask...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Poopsmith, do I dare ask what powdered delights you've unearthed?

''{The Poopsmith digs in the dirt and a pouch pops out, which Homestar catches.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, ground ground. Thanks thanks, guys guys.

''{The scorecard appears with "Powdered Ground Ground"}''

===Homsar===
''{This scene only happens by clicking on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar walks away (an Easter egg). Homsar is floating on a balloon, as per his costume (Tingle from [[The Legend of Zelda]] series). Homestar walks up, and looks at him, annoyed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great, the secret guy.

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaA{{--}}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just gimme my choices!

''{Homsar throws confetti, and the bottom of the screen reads:}''

<blockquote>
HOISIN SAUCE! 
2TH: HORSE IT ON IN THERE! 
THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! 
> What wouldst thou deau?</blockquote>

''{With The Hornblower's head and some circus peanuts over it. The text is crooked and in multiple fonts.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What I'm supposed to do with ''that'' mess? I'm outta here!

''{The "ding" sound effect plays backwards as the box of text vanishes. Homestar walks away.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Location, location, location!

===The Essence===
''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are standing around a cliff, with broken TVs littering the area. Strong Bad's face is obscured by the cabinet doors on his costume. Strong Mad grunts and tosses a broken TV. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa. This is a cool new background!

''{The TV Strong Mad tossed falls in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opening his costume's doors}'' Yeah! We were just burying our problems here in the spooky woods when we found this creepy cliff! It's perfect for the chucking off of busted old TVs.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Essence of busted old TVs? 'Cuz I got a serious jones!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I think these TVs lost their essence in the seventies. What are you doing here, anyways?

''{The choice box returns:}''

====1. I've always felt that...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've always felt that essence of rose petals is my very most favorite essence.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I agree, The Cheat. Essence of doo doo meringue has always been my favorite. In fact... there's a whole bunch of it down at the bottom of this cliff you can have.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{jumping off the cliff}'' Cannonball!

''{The scorecard appears with "Essence of Doo doo meringue"}''

====2. I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm trying to ruin Marzipan's Halloween Potion. Got any leads?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?

'''STRONG MAD:''' MY SECRET SHAME!

''{The Cheat tosses a bottle off the cliff. Homestar jumps after it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks a lot you guuuuuuuuuys!

''{The scorecard returns with "Essence of Putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep".}''

====3. I'm in the mood for a...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm in the mood for a Hovan roll!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, me too. Let's have a race to the food court. Here's the starting line. Ready, go!

''{The Cheat draws a line in dirt next to the cliff's edge.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{running over cliff}'' Eat my duuuuuuuust!

''{The scorecard returns with "Essence of Gullibility".}''

===The stirring utensil===
''{Cut back to Strong Bad's posse}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meka-leka-hi-meka-The Cheat throw a TV on 'im...

''{The Cheat drops a TV over the cliff.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...ho.

''{The doors on Strong Bad's costume close once more. Cut to Bubs, standing by a canister labeled "BUBS' MO'BILE CAN o' STIRRING UTENSILS". ("Bile" is in green.) Homestar bounces once on the ground and then lands on his feet next to Bubs. The TV crashes behind Homestar at the same spot where he had bounced off, narrowly missing him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Fancy runnin' into you in the middle of the spooky woods sellin' stirring utensils.

'''BUBS:''' It's a niche market.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, what kind of concoctions might one stir with your wares?

'''BUBS:''' Well, a little eye of newt, some toe of frog. Baby, you got a witches' brew goin'.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's my line! So, how do I score one of those jobbies?

'''BUBS:''' Oh, they're free. But you gotta ''earn'' 'em!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, that doesn't sound free at all.

'''BUBS:''' Well you just gotta ''earn'' 'em.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How should I do that?

''{The choice box returns:}''

====1. Do a dance====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dances}'' A little to the left, come on, come on, back to the right, shake it around. ''{he repeats it over Bubs's next line}''

'''BUBS:''' Oh, yeah! Stick and move, stick and move! You're pretty good, shorty. ''{pulls a red spoon with a T-Rex head from his canister}'' That's worth at least a ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: JP3 Collector Spoon".}''

====2. Sing a song====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, here goes. Two and three and four. ''{singing terribly while off-key music plays in the background, and Bubs covers his ears, agitated}'' Backyard peaches! Treats come true! Karate Summer, what wouldja do? The world is the egg, and diapers come true...

'''BUBS:''' Oh! Heard enough of that one! You... you get a chewed-up pen.

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: Chewed Up Pen".}''

====3. Reagan impression====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leaning over, in a low voice}'' Well... well... Nancy and I... economics... well... rap music... jellybeans... well... we... probably had a... pet...

'''BUBS:''' That's the worst Ronald Reagan impression I've ever heard!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{standing upright}'' ''Ronald'' Reagan?! I was doing my Keanu Reagan!

'''BUBS:''' Just take this terlet brush and get outta here!

''{The scorecard returns with "Stirring utensil: Terlet Brush".}''

===The magic words===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walking off}'' Thanks, Great American Bubs!

''{Cut to a closeup of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now to find Strong Sad. Anything that guy says will make ''great'' magic words!

''{Cut to Strong Sad, half-buried and asleep. Homestar walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad. Nice fire hydrant costume!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh. Mineral water... ''{wakes up and looks at Homestar}'' What?

''{The choice box returns:}''

====1. I just graduated...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I just graduated. What should my epitaph say?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, do you even have half a brain?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hot biscuits! Those are the best magic words I've ever heards!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Do you even have half a brain".}''

====2. If you were at a party...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you were at a party, what would you rap?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Each day, we die a little more, yo! Betta ax somebod-ay!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Fresh beats! My favorite!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Better Ax Somebod-ay".}''

====3. Taco-Man came by...====
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Taco-Man came by. We played a little foosball, played a little foosball. So, what are some of your favorite words?

'''STRONG SAD:''' In no particular order: Loquentia... Imbruglia... Precipitous... Saralee...cheesecake... Denouement...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Those are great!

''{The scorecard appears with "Magic Words: Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precitpitous, Saraleecheesecake, Denouement".}''

===The potion===
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks for the words, half-man! ''{walks off}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Go forward! Move ahead. Try to detect it! It's not too late.

''{Cut to Homestar's house, where Homestar and Marzipan are standing near a bubbling cauldron. The following dialogue changes based on the viewer's past choices.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, so here's what I came up with: a bottle of...
*ghost
*stank
*questionable
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...water, ''{he throws the bottle into the cauldron}''
*a secret blend of eleven herbs and spices,
*some ground ground,
*some powdered Thanksgiving,
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{throws the powder into the cauldron}'' and essence of...
*doo doo meringue.
*putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep.
*gullibility, whatever that is.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{throws the essence into the cauldron}'' And give a little stir with this...
*Jurassic Park III collector's spoon.
*chewed up pen.
*terlet brush.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And say these magic words. ''{He hands an index card to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:'''
*"Do you even have half a brain!"
*"Better ax somebod-ay!"
*"Loquentia, imbruglia, precipitous, Saraleecheesecakia, denouement!"

''{The cauldron makes a "poof" sound and smoke emerges. Marzipan dips a cup into it.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Here, Homestar. ''{hands the cup to Homestar and smiles}'' Have some Melonade!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't mind if I do! ''{He drinks the contents of the cup.}''

''{See the [[#How the Ending is Chosen|fun facts section]] to see how the endings scenes are chosen. These are the different effects on Homestar:}''

====End 1: Tofu Homestar====
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into the Tofu version of himself as seen in [[The Luau]].}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yay, Homestar! You're back to your old self again!

''{The tofu head slides off into the cauldron and a flame covers Tofu Homestar, who reverts back to his regular self without his Halloween costume}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{disappointed}'' Yay, Homestar. You're back to your old self again...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing and shaking his butt}'' That costume makes your butt look big.

====End 2: Cycloptic Homestar====
''{Homestar suddenly loses his wig and sprouts one enormous eye on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yelps}'' Marzipan! There's only one of you!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't tell me you forgot how to use your eyes again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you trying to tell me that I haven't been dating twins this whole time?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Um, I don't think you're gonna have to worry about dating anyone from now on.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

====End 3: [[French]] Homestar====
''{Homestar takes on the appearance of a suave foreigner.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, goody goody gumdrops!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a bad accent}'' I say, Marzipan, let us away to my romantic chateau in the Fantastic mountains!

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'll go pack my pashmina. ''{walks off screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, in his regular voice}'' Oh, gettin' lucky toniiiiiiight...

====End 4: Freaky Marzipan====
''{After drinking the potion, Homestar turns into a normally-dressed Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hooray! I'm not the only girl!

''{As Freaky Marzipan speaks, her horrible teeth and wobbly mouth become visible.}''

'''FREAKY MARZIPAN:''' ''{very distorted voice}'' I think we're gonna become fast friends!

''{Marzipan shrieks and runs off; Freaky Marzipan makes a silly face.}''

====End 5: The Goblin====
''{Homestar transforms into The Goblin.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, he's so cute! Do it, do it, do it!

''{The Goblin dances as his organ chord plays.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ...annd  scene!

===The finale===

''{The screen fades to black. After a few seconds, one of Homestar's bug drawings appears in the center of the screen with "THE END". After a few more seconds, the screen fades back to Spooky Woods. All of the characters are standing around. "BACK" and "PLAY AGAIN (SKIP INTRO)" buttons are seen.}''

==Easter Eggs==

* Click on the upper half of The Poopsmith as Homestar is leaving to see a scene with Homsar (transcription [[#Homsar|above]]).
* At the end, Homsar is only visible if his Easter egg has previously been activated.
* At the end, click on Pom Pom:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, what, Pom Pom? You're every guy at a truck stop?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, Strong Bad.
:''{Pom Pom produces a gun.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're entering a world of pain.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' DONNY! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
* At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs, I like your Lando Calrissian outfit!
:'''BUBS:''' What are you talking about? I'm the master of disaster!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. Poopsmith, get ready...
* At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, can you understand her?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, turns to Marzipan}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Beaker-style meeps}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Quicker Beaker-style meeps}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises, turns away}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{normal}'' Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that meant something else.
* At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, Blanche from the Golden Girls? Genius!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not Blanche from the Golden Girls.
:'''BUBS:''' No, no, he's Phyllis Diller!
:'''COACH Z:''' I thought you were supposed to be my hot mom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm Jambi the genie! You know, "Wish? Did somebody say wish?"
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I wish you'd dress up as something I could recognize! Pop culture... mumble grumble...
* At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad! ''{adopts "shady drifter" impression}'' Let me get a few dollars. I'm trying to catch a train. My wife, she's pregnant. I got thirteen kids. I'm on hard times.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, at least your shady drifter impression is better than your Ronald Reagan.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! I can hit you with some more of that too! ''{adopts Ronald Reagan impression}'' Well... well... Oliver Cromwell...
* At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So Coach, how come you weren't a rapper this year? [[Image:Ween 2005 The Cheat Poomp.PNG|thumb|130px|Poomp!]]
:'''COACH Z:''' But I am! Theo Huxtable is one of the greatest rappers of our time! ''{hip-hop dances with his arms and head}'' Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one! J-J-Jammin' on the one! Jammin' on the one!
* At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound very similar in phrasing to Toad's catchphrase from Mario Kart 64, "I'm the best!"''}
:''{There is a soft explosion, and The Cheat blasts into the air; he does several flips and then lands in place with a POOMP.}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, which sound very similar to Toad's "wipe out" noise from Mario Kart 64.}''

==Fun Facts==
===How the Ending is Chosen===
* There are five endings to this toon. Which ending is seen is determined by adding together all the numbers of the choices made, dividing by five, taking the remainder (numbered zero to four), and adding one. Thus, if 2, 1, 3, 3, and 2 are chosen, the equation would come out as 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 = 11 / 5 = 2, remainder 1. Add 1 to that, and the cartoon plays ending 2. (See the talk page for the [[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#The Code|source code]].)
*If the remainder is:
:*0, then ending 1 appears: Tofu Homestar. There are 53 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 5, 10, or 15 this ending is displayed.
:::Picking all of the same number, such as all ones, will result in this ending.
:*1, then ending 2 appears: Cyclops Homestar. There are 50 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 6 or 11 this ending is displayed.
:*2, then ending 3 appears: French Homestar. There are 45 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 7 or 12 this ending is displayed.
:*3, then ending 4 appears: Freaky Marzipan. There are 45 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 8 or 13 this ending is displayed.
:*4, then ending 5 appears: The Goblin. There are 50 combinations that yield this result.
::When the sum of the choices are 9 or 14 this ending is displayed.

===Explanations===
*Marzipan's line, "No way, Jorge", is a permutation of the more common "No way, José"; possibly a play on the [[Spanish]] variant of the name "George", even though "José" translates to "Joseph".
*Putting someone's hand in warm water while they sleep is a common prank believed to make the victim [[Wetting the Bed|involuntarily urinate]].
*[[Wikt:loquentia|Loquentia]] is a Latin word whose root means "speaking" or "talking".
*{{w|Pashmina (material)|Pashmina}} is the fleece of feral Himalayan goats that is used to make shawls that are referred to by the same name. It is similar to cashmere and was quite popular in the mid 1990s.
*To be [[Wikt:precipitous|precipitous]] is to bring about especially abruptly, or to be very steep.
*{{w|Catastrophe (drama)|Denouement}} is the resolution part of a story which comes after its climax.

===Trivia===
*The ducks and bugs Homestar drew on the potion are:
<gallery perrow=5>
Image:Duck1.PNG|<center>'''Cool Duck'''</center>
Image:Duck2.PNG
Image:Duck3.PNG|<center>'''Quack Time'''</center>
Image:Duck4.PNG
Image:Duck5.PNG
</gallery>
<gallery perrow=5>
Image:Bug1.PNG
Image:Bug2.PNG|<center>'''Mean Sean'''</center>
Image:Bug3.PNG
Image:Bug4.PNG
Image:Bug5.PNG
</gallery>
*The original potion read:
<div style="text-align:center; padding:8px; border: 1pt solid #000; width:300px">Halloween Potion 1. Ghost-Water 2. Powdered Pigs' Feet 3. Essence of Nightroot Stir ingredients with a wooden spoon Say this magic incantation: 
"Sip it down and swish it 'round"</div>
*This toon was released at about 1:30 a.m. on November 1, Atlanta time. All day the previous day, the [[Main Page Messages|button on the main page]] read, ''"workin' as fast as we can!"''. When the toon was finally released, the button read: ''"it's still halloween!"'' (moving one's pointer over the button revealed: ''"in certain timezones!"''). Later in the day, the button was changed to simply read: ''"halloween toon!"''
*The shirt Coach Z is wearing is from ''[[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]'''s first-season episode "[http://www.tv.com/the-cosby-show/a-shirt-story/episode/6802/summary.html A Shirt Story]", in which Denise tries to hand-make Theo a designer shirt and butchers it in the process. The fictitious brand of shirt was called a "Gordon Gartrelle", and the original cost Theo $95. The "Jammin' on the one" line is a reference to the episode "[http://www.tv.com/a-touch-of-wonder/episode/6836/summary.html|A Touch Of Wonder]", in which guest star [[Wikipedia:Stevie Wonder|Stevie Wonder]] sampled the voices of the Huxtable family and made them into a song.
**"Jammin' on the 1" is also a song that [[The Brothers Chaps]] wrote prior to launching [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]; [[thorax:mp3s/Jammin_On_the_1.mp3|its MP3]] would later be added to [[Thorax Corporation]]'s website.
*The kick performed by Homestar while singing appears to be a side thrust kick, a karate kick which involves thrusting the foot out from the side to hit with the heel.
*The total number of possible sequences of potion ingredients is 35, or 243.
*According to the [[Quote of the Week#2005-11-03|Quote of the Week]] on November 3, Bubs was originally going to give out an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon instead of the ''Jurassic Park III'' collector's spoon.
* The Flash file appears to have been updated 12 hours after the toon was originally released. The update expanded the Tofu Homestar scene, which originally ended immediately after Marzipan's line "You're back to your old self again!", before Tofu Homestar's head fell into the cauldron, but with the animation suggesting it was about to do so. The change was likely made to remove any suggestion that Homestar had "died" by being transformed into an inanimate object. The update also added an extra "THE END" scene and an Easter egg (The Cheat). It is possible that these elements were originally planned for the original release, but left out due to time constraints.

===Remarks===
*The pictures above Homestar's cabinet are changed for the holiday. They ordinarily show his changing appearance over the years. This time, they depict all his past [[Halloween costumes]] from 2000 to the present.
*This is the first time Homestar is mentioned as having a middle name ("Michael") in a toon. (In the DVD commentary for [[time capsule]], however, Marzipan offhandedly remarked that Hal was his middle name.)
*[[Wikipedia:Gossamer (Looney Tunes)|Gossamer]] actually has a redder tint than the bright orange color of Strong Mad's costume.
*All of the spooky trees in the background are the same shape, just in different sizes and orientations. Also, the first two backgrounds for Pom Pom, Coach Z, the Poopsmith, and the King of Town are identical.
**Homestar makes a remark about the latter instance himself, saying that the background has changed when he enters the scene with Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat.
*Besides stealing Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] "line", as Homestar points out, Bubs also appropriates the "terlet" pronunciation of "toilet" that Coach Z has used in [[Halloween Fairstival]] and [[A Folky Tale]]. This spelling shows up on the scorecard as well, but Homestar still pronounces it as "toilet" when he hands it over to Marzipan. (Homestar's speech impediment causes a mispronunciation of the mispronunciation, making it correct again.)
*Homestar's costume includes a pair of shoes. When Marzipan gives him his costume, however, the shoes do not appear to be included.
*Strong Bad comments on Homestar's shady drifter and Reagan impressions even if those scenes weren't chosen.
**Also, when Strong Bad comments on his Reagan impression, Homestar agrees that he was impersonating Ronald Reagan and not Keanu Reagan.
*When not wearing a costume, Bubs has no thumbs. Mysteriously though, the thumbs on his white boxing gloves seem to move as he does.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad's cabinet doors are open, they appear to be symmetrical; they shouldn't be able to fit together when closed.
*When he looks directly into the camera, Strong Bad's left eye seems to jut a little into the V-shape on his mask.
*Homestar's [[Chuck Taylor All-Stars|Converse All-Star Hi-Tops]] have stars on both sides of each shoe, when they should have stars [http://www.martyshoes.com/store/media/con-s049622-9160men500.jpg only on the inner side].
*When The Cheat pushes the television off of the edge of the cliff, the dent on the top is towards the right. When it lands, however, the dent has switched sides.
*If Homestar chooses "I'm in the mood for a..." when getting the Essence, the line disappears when it cuts back to the cliff.
*If Homestar asks for some of Strong Sad's favorite words, "precipitous" is misspelled as "precitpitous" on the recipe.

===Glitches===
[[File:Potion-ma-jig spoon glitch.png|thumb|And give it a little stir with this disappearing collector's spoon.]]
*A "hiccup" in the animation of the pot's bubbling occurs when the cartoon switches to one of the variables in the combination made.
*Part of the ''Jurassic Park III'' spoon disappears for a frame when Homestar pulls it out during the potion scene at the end.
*Unlike the other characters, Homsar shows scroll-over information during the finale Easter eggs even while the rest of the characters comment on their costumes. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.
*When viewing the html file, when The Cheat is clicked on at the end, Strong Bad's head changes size and his mouth closes a bit, and everyone except for the King of Town and Strong Mad moves slightly.
*When clicking on most of the characters that activate Easter eggs at the end, Marzipan's mouth changes expression unexpectedly.
*When Marzipan's angry expression is used, blinking causes her outline to be intruded.


===Inside References===
* Pom Pom is wearing the same [[Cool Shades|shades]] that [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] usually sports.
* The King's bucket of "[[Guns N' Roses|KnF'nC]]" [[chicken]] is from [[monster truck]].
* The circus peanuts that appear in the Homsar Easter egg were also used when Homestar comes to the door in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
* This toon is also done in the style of a decision-making game, just like [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
* "What wouldst thou deau?" is a reference to [[video games]] and [[Thy Dungeonman]].
* The broken TV sets look exactly the same as the TV from Pile of Electronics State after The Cheat smashed it in [[mascot]].
* Bubs's collection of stirring utensils includes the [[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Wooden Spoon|orange spoon]].
* Strong Sad's line, "Each day we die a little more," and Marzipan's line, "I'm not [[the only girl]]," are references to their respective lines from the [[Who Said What Now?]].
* Cyclops Homestar's eye resembles the fake eye he wore in [[Malloween Commercial]].
* Tofu Homestar first appeared in [[The Luau]].
* French Homestar singing "Getting lucky tonight" is a reference to [[Cool Things]], where Strong Sad sings the same phrase.
* The gun Pom Pom draws at the end is from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
* When Strong Bad mentions that Coach Z didn't dress as a rapper this year (despite the Coach's comment about Theo Huxtable), he is referring to all of Coach Z's previous [[Coach Z#Halloween Costumes|costumes]].
* The exchange between several of the characters about Strong Bad's costume refers to previous [[Strong Bad#Halloween Costumes|Halloween Toons]] in which he had to [[What are you supposed to be?|explain his costume]] to the rest of the cast.
* Marzipan's Halloween potion is another example of a [[concoction]].
* Coach Z talks about a [[questionable service]].
* Homestar has similar spots on his face to when Strong Bad pokes him in [[pom pom]].
* This toon has several [[fourth wall breaks]].

===Real-World References===

*The phrase "I'm selling these fine leather jackets" is a reference to multiple PC games created by [[LucasArts]] which featured the line as a running gag. The line originated in ''[[Indiana Jones]] {{w|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Graphic Adventure|and the Last Crusade: The Graphic Adventure}}'' and was repeated in ''{{w|Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis}}'', the ''{{w|Monkey Island}}'' series, ''[[Sam & Max]] {{w|Sam & Max Hit the Road|Hit the Road}}'' and ''{{w|Full Throttle}}''. The opening scene with Homestar is also a reference to {{w|Full_motion_video|FMV}} adventure games like ''{{w|Phantasmagoria_(computer_game)|Phantasmagoria}}'' which had recorded actors playing characters, who directly address the player.
*The Cutters (on Homestar's T-shirt) is the name of the town group that was featured in the 1979 movie ''{{w|Breaking Away}}'', a movie about a group of bicyclists at {{w|Indiana University Bloomington|Indiana University}} that race in the annual "{{w|Little 500}}" every spring. Homestar's character, Moocher, was a member of the group.
*"[[Taco]]-Man" is the signature character of the website [http://www.ebolaworld.com Ebolaworld], which has used Homestar in cameos on more than one occasion. Perhaps the Brothers Chaps have decided to repay the favor. (As a side note, the Halloween special that Ebolaworld had planned for the same year was also a choose-your-own adventure cartoon.)
*The secret blend of eleven herbs and spices is a reference to [[KFC]]'s claim that {{w|Colonel Sanders}}' recipe had eleven secret herbs and spices, although it curiously does not claim that this is the recipe in current use.
*{{w|Windex}} is a trademark for a liquid glass and surface cleaning product made by {{w|S. C. Johnson & Son}}.
*Homsar throwing the confetti is a reference to his costume ({{w|Tingle}}), who also throws confetti when he says the magic words ("Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-limpah!").
*{{w|Hoisin Sauce}}, a fermented soy bean paste, is used as a condiment and also as a glaze for roasted meats, most commonly with {{w|Peking Duck}}. It is often referred to as "Chinese barbecue sauce."
*"THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LOT!" is a reference to the bank teller in ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]: {{w|The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|Majora's Mask}}'' for the [[Nintendo#Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]], who would respond "That's a lot! A lot! A lot!!!" if Link deposited more than fifty rupees at once.
**Appropriately, ''Majora's Mask'' was the first game Tingle appeared in.
*Homsar's line ("location, location, location") refers to the three most important things in {{w|real estate}}. His costume character, Tingle, serves to help Link navigate by selling him maps in ''The Legend of Zelda'' series.
*Rose petal essence was an ingredient for the spell to turn into an eagle or fly in [[Sierra]]'s ''{{w|King's Quest III}}''. Especially given this allusion, the whole premise of the cartoon is likely based on the formulaic combination of ingredients, stirring, and magic words required to perform the [https://web.archive.org/web/20050411022134/http://www.whatisthe2gs.apple2.org.za/the_fairway/game_pages/kings_quest_3.html spells] in King's Quest III.
*[http://www.hovan.com Hovan] is a restaurant chain in [[Florida]] and [[Georgia]], located in mall food courts, that sell {{w|Gyro|gyro-style}} wraps.
*Strong Bad mixes up the quote of his costume character, Jambi the Genie (from ''{{w|Pee-wee's Playhouse}}''). The original quote is "Meka Leka Hi, Meka Hiney Ho!"
*Bubs's recommendation of "eye of newt" and "toe of frog" originated as magical ingredients in [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Tragedy_of_Macbeth/Act_IV Act IV, Scene 1, line 16] of [[Shakespeare]]'s ''{{w|Macbeth}}'', one of the most famous and influential depictions of witches in Western culture.
*Bubs's quote "Baby, you've got a [[witches' brew]] goin'" is a reference to the television show ''[[Arrested Development]]'', where {{w|Carl Weathers}} (the actor who played {{w|Apollo Creed}}) portrays a fictionalized version of himself as an extreme cheapskate, explaining if leftovers from a party are combined in the right way that "Baby, you've got a stew goin'."
* Bubs's comment about "Stick and move! Stick and move!" is a reference to the advice Duke gave Apollo Creed in {{w|Rocky|the original Rocky movie}}. [http://www.filmsite.org/rock5.html]
*''{{w|Jurassic Park III}}'' is a movie in the ''[[Jurassic Park]]'' series.
*{{w|Ronald Reagan}} was a movie actor and the 40th [[president]] of the United States. "Nancy" refers to his widow, {{w|Nancy Reagan}}. {{w|Jelly beans}} were famously one of Reagan's favorite foods. Reagan was also known for usually starting his statements with the word "well". He was famous for his economic policies, called "{{w|Reaganomics}}". He also did have {{w|List of presidential pets|pets}}, among them a {{w|Cavalier King Charles Spaniel}} named {{w|Rex (dog)|Rex}}.
*"Keanu Reagan" is a reference to actor {{w|Keanu Reeves}}.
*"Imbruglia" refers to {{w|Natalie Imbruglia}}, an Australian-born singer and actress. However, Strong Sad and Marzipan both mispronounce her last name (the "g" is silent).
*"{{w|Sara Lee}}" is an American consumer-goods company and is also the brand name of a number of frozen and packaged foods, including cheesecake.
*Strong Sad's words as Homestar departs are taken from {{w|Devo}}'s 1980 hit "Whip It".
*{{w|Lando Calrissian}} is a character from the ''[[Star Wars]]'' films, played by [[Billy Dee Williams]]. Some people (including, apparently, Homestar) mistakenly think that Lando and Apollo Creed were played by the same actor, but Apollo Creed was played by Carl Weathers. The "Master of Disaster" is one of Apollo Creed's titles from the Rocky movies.
*Walter Sobchak is a character from ''[[The Big Lebowski]]'', played by {{w|John Goodman}}. The severed toe with nail polish is a plot device in this movie; Sobchak even says the line, "I can get you a toe, with nail polish," as does Coach Z on Pom Pom's behalf. "You're entering a world of pain" and "DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!" (said on behalf of Pom Pom by Homestar and Strong Mad respectively) were also repeated sayings of Sobchak's in the movie. Also, at one point in the movie Walter inappropriately draws a gun.
*{{w|Oliver Cromwell}} was a 17th century English military commander who became Lord Protector after leading the rebellion that resulted in the execution of Charles I.
*The surprisingly high jump The Cheat makes is the effect of getting hit by a shell, invincible character, etc., in the Nintendo 64 game ''{{w|Mario Kart 64}}'', in which the kart landed with a similar "POOMP". Also, the respective noises The Cheat makes sound very close to what Toad says when he wins a race ("I'm the best!") as well as Toad's cries when he has been hit.
*{{w|The Golden Girls}} was a popular sitcom about four elderly women living in Miami that originally aired on NBC. Blanche, played by {{w|Rue McClanahan}}, is one of the main characters of the show. Strong Bad mentioned them in [[helium]].
*{{w|Phyllis Diller}} was an actress and comedienne.

===Fast Forward===
*Homestar remarks "I'm selling these fine leather jackets" in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].

==DVD & YouTube Version==
*The "CHOICE TIME!" sound effect plays after a choice is made.
*The Homsar Easter egg is enabled automatically.
*Homestar doesn't say or show the stuff he gathered, or drop them in the cauldron, nor does Marzipan say the magic words.
**Ironically, Homestar still says "All right, so here's what I came up with."
*Homestar's transformation is now random.
**However, there is an Easter egg on the Halloween menu that plays all of the transformations in order.
*All of the ending Easter eggs play automatically. They are played in this order:
**Bubs
**Coach Z
**Marzipan
**Pom Pom
**Homestar Runner
**Strong Bad
**The Cheat
*The card displaying Homestar's ingredients has been revised so that it does not fully feature all of Homestar's ingredients gained. All it shows is what Homestar has gained in the scene he was in, as well as the object being displayed. The card scene is also a bit longer than usual.
*When played in "Play All" or on YouTube, the ingredient choices are automatically picked, as is Homestar's transformation, which is into Cycloptic Homestar. Also, Homestar and Marzipan's dialogue about the potion ingredients (plus Homestar dropping the ingredients into the cauldron) are intact. The ingredients automatically picked are:
**'''Water''': Ghost Water
**'''Powder''': Powdered Thanksgiving (Goof: Choice #2 is selected, but Choice #1 plays).
**'''Essence''': Essence of Putting Strong Mad's Hand in Warm Water while He's Asleep (Goof: Choice #3 is selected, but Choice #2 plays).
**'''Stirring Utensil''': Terlet Brush
**'''Magic Words''': "Betta Ax Somebod-ay" (Goof: The collection card depicts "Loquentia, Imbruglia, Precitpitous, Saraleecheesecake, Denouement").
*The option of seeing who is dressed up as who at the very end is no longer available.
*Instead of cutting to the group shot after the end title, it fades through black to the shot.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Homestar has to find all of Marzipan's potion ingredients."

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[[File:Silhoueen Toon.png|thumb|This is the whole cartoon this year.]]
This Halloween, the gang decides to just hang out in the [[Halloween Teasers|teaser]] while their teenage selves from the '70s have a run-in with Large Bean.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, [[Mysfit-steries Character Variations#Night Watchman Coach Z and Bubs|Night Watchman Coach Z and Bubs]], [[Mysfit-steries Character Variations#Councilman Zonepermit|Councilman Zonepermit]], [[Large Bean]], {{Film|Teenage Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Teenage Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Teenage Marzipan}}, {{Film|Teenage Strong Mad}}, [[Stave It Off Guy]], {{Film|Puppet Homestar}} (YouTube only), [[Mr. Poofers]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Jibblies Painting}} (Easter egg), [[Old Man Rootbeer]] (Easter egg)

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'''Places:''' [[The Field]], City Hall

'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 28, 2020

'''Running Time:''' 6:30 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 5:00 (Actual), 7:55 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' Silhoueen Toon

==Transcript==
''{Scene opens at night, as crickets chirp. All twelve characters are present in silhouette. The text reads, "this is the whole cartoon this year".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' So... do you guys think that's true? This is really it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in an outrageous costume, which moves as he speaks}'' Yeah, probably. I feel like we've been steadily working towards this over the years.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You mean we're not gonna get into any Halloween hijinks or nothing?

'''COACH Z:''' Aaah... I'm getting too old for hijinks. And the last time I attempted even medium jinks, I t'rew out my torn rubdominal scrimmage.

''{Pan right. Coach Z is standing on a front porch with some toilet paper on the banister, and an empty roll on the ground. The Sad Kids are holding up a plate of deviled eggs.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Deviled eggs? Three pieces o' two-ply? Ya call those Halloween jinx? ''{takes out a whistle}'' Why, I could whistle so hard right now I{{--}}

''{Coach Z blows the whistle. A shockwave bursts from his hip, filling the screen with redness and sending him reeling.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Whooogho!

''{A commercial begins. Coach Z fades into an X-ray on a white background.}''

'''COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER:''' If you've suffered a torn rubdominal scrimmage, ''{Coach Z's hip becomes red and inflamed; an arrow points to the injury with the words "Interior Rubdominal Scrimmage"}'' Halloween jinx don't need to be a thing of the past.

'''COACH Z:''' They don't?

''{A banner reading "LOWJINXEROL" and an orange blob with a jack-o-lantern face appear.}''

'''COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER:''' Lowjinxerol is specially formulated ''{the orange blob dissipates, covering the injury}'' to treat creepy middle-aged ailments, ''{The injury fades away as the blobs cool it down}'' so you'll stop talking about them in public.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Marzipan standing in the field at night. Marzipan approaches.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, Coach Z! How's it going?

'''COACH Z:''' Well, this morning in the locker room, my rubdominous swell{{--}} oomph!

''{Coach Z is cut off by a flurry of orange Lowjinxerol blobs covering his mouth. Marzipan looks smug.}''

''{Fade to white as the Lowjinxerol banner comes on screen.}''

'''COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER:''' Reclaim your Halloween ''low jinx'' with ''{a bottle of pills appears; an orange blob comes out of it}'' Lowjinxerol, ''{speaks quietly and quickly, as if reciting a disclaimer. Logos appear as they are mentioned}'' a division of Fluffy Puff/Foamalate/Hot Pooey/Smarty Juice/Videlectrix Subsidiaries.

''{Fade to black.}''

''{Fade in to an orange Channel 5 Action Card title card reading "We now return HALLOWEEN HIJINKS", featuring a toilet paper roll holding a toilet paper roll and an egg wearing sunglasses holding an egg.}''

'''CHANNEL 5 ANNOUNCER:''' We now return to Channel 5's Halloween progrumming.

''{Fade to black. Fade in to a dark hallway. Two security guards somewhat resembling Coach Z and Bubs are walking and holding flashlights.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' Slow night at City Hall, eh, fellow night watchman?

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS:''' That establishes our location and humdrum routine.

''{Cut to a door reading "Councilman Zonepermit". Coach Z and Bubs approach in silhouette, illuminating the door with the the flashlight. Chattering is heard on the other side of the door.}''

'''COUNCILMAN ZONEPERMIT:''' ''{in a voice resembling the King of Town's}'' Oh, please, don't keep walking towards me.

''{Cut closer to the door. A shadowy figure is seen backing toward the window.}''

'''COUNCILMAN ZONEPERMIT:''' I beg of you! ''{holds up arms}'' Nooooooo...!

''{He continues backing away as a bigger, more imposing shadowy figure overtakes him.}''

'''COUNCILMAN ZONEPERMIT:''' You're still walking towards me! Nooooo!

''{Cut to the security guards, screaming in fright.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMEN BUBS AND COACH Z:''' Raaaaaaahhhh...!

''{A title card for The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries is displayed. The musical theme plays.}''

''{Fade in to Councilman Zonepermit's office. Councilman Zonepermit is crushed beneath his desk, which is upside-down. The night watchmen are there with the four Mystfit-steries.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Stand down, local law enforcement; group of random teens is here.

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' Mysfit-steries, thank goodness it's you.

''{Cut to the night watchmen.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' I almost didn't recognize you in those absurd zigzaggèd pants.

''{Cut to the teens.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, I{{--}} I know; I'm trying to branch out.

''{Cut to the night watchmen.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS:''' When we rushed in here, the mysterious silhouette had vanished.

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad and Strong Mad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Oh, great. Another fanatical mysterious believer.

''{Cut to teenage Marzipan. An imposing shadow is slowly looming in the doorway behind her.}''

'''TEENAGE MARZIPAN:''' Zigglies, why would anyone want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?

''{Cut to teenage Strong Mad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG MAD:''' Look out behind you!

''{Cut to teenage Homestar.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Luh-luh-luh...

''{Pan to night watchman Coach Z.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' Luh-luh-luh...

''{Pan to night watchman Bubs.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS:''' Luh-luh-luh...

''{Cut to...}''

'''EVERYONE:''' Large Bean!

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' SO UNSETTLING!

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad and Strong Mad. Strong Bad turns ice blue and falls to the floor, frozen. Teenage Homestar runs in to examine him.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{placing his head to Strong Bad's}'' Huh? ''{raises head}'' Strong Bad stopped breathing!

''{Musical sting.}''

''{Cut to teenage Homestar, standing up.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' We have to play in a band!

''{Cut to a drum being played by teenage Strong Mad. Zoom out to show the Mysfit-steries playing a song under a crescent moon. Teenage Strong Bad is standing frozen at his keyboard. Teenage Marzipan plays a horn.}''

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad. As the music plays, the ice color drops away and his regular color returns. He starts pounding on his keyboard.}''

''{Cut to teenage Homestar's foot, tapping.}''

''{Teenage Homestar pops up and sings as the others play in the background.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' And in the moonlight, things get kind of kooky.

''{Change to light blue background.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, you know they do, and your parents don't{{--}}

''{Cut to teenage Homestar and Marzipan. Marzipan is playing the tambourine.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' {{--}}respect me as a man.

''{Teenage Marzipan frowns and walks away.}''

''{Cut to a field where the four teens are running.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' In the moonlight, ''{zoom out to reveal the group is being chased by Large Bean}'' things get kind of crazy.

''{Cut to a red machine labeled "ZIG-ZAGGÉD PANTS EXTRICATING MACHINE 2000".}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' They're trying to extricate ''{zoom out to show the whole machine in the middle of the woods. Teenage Strong Bad flips a switch to turn it on}'' me out of these{{--}}

''{Cut to teenage Homestar's pants.}

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' {{--}}absurd, zigzaggèd pants.

''{Teenage Homestar runs into the machine through the doorway maked "Enter". Large Bean follows him.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Moonlight... ''{The machine begins to shake. Strong Bad turns away and covers his ears}'' kooky{{--}}

''{The music stops suddenly as the machine explodes. When the dust settles, Large Bean is tied up in teenage Homestar's pants.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{off-screen}'' Well, Strong Bad,

''{Cut to teenage Homestar and Strong Bad standing over Large Bean. Homestar is now wearing striped short-shorts.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' it looks like your never-ending attempts to unshackle me from my ridiculous-èd pants have finally paid off.

''{Teenage Strong Mad approaches in silhouette.}''

''{Cut to teenage Strong Mad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG MAD:''' Let's find out whose rich uncle he really is.

''{He pulls off the mask of Large Bean, and is shocked.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Suh-suh-suh...

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Suh-suh-suh...

'''TEENAGE MARZIPAN:''' Suh-suh-suh...

''{Cut to...}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR, MARZIPAN, AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' Stave It Off Guy!

''{Cut to teenage Marzipan.}''

'''TEENAGE MARZIPAN:''' I thought it was gonna be that creepy night watchman.

''{Cut to night watchman Coach Z, who is holding a bloody hammer.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN COACH Z:''' So did I, ''{puts hammer away}'' honestly.

''{Cut to night watchman Bubs and the Stave It Off Guy.}''

'''NIGHT WATCHMAN BUBS:''' Why would you want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?

''{The Stave It Off Guy laughs. Cut to him.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' I don't know. ''{shrugs}'' I guess he wouldn't give me no permits.

''{Cut to teenage Homestar.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' There's only one place for a criminal like you.

''{Musical sting.}''

''{Cut to teenage Homestar and the Stave It Off Guy.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{taking out a guitar}'' Playing in our band!

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad.}''

'''TEENAGE STRONG BAD:''' Are we forgetting he totally just murdered somebody?

''{Abrupt cut to the Mysfit-steries playing below a crescent moon once again, now joined by the Stave It Off Guy sitting in a chair and playing guitar with his Large Bean sleeves.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' Moonlight... kooky...

''{Cut to the backup band on a blue background. Teenage Strong Bad is playing keyboards, Marzipan is playing the horn, and Strong Mad is drumming.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Moonlight...

''{Cut to the two night watchmen dancing in front of the full moon. Coach Z is holding a bloody hammer.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing, voiceover}'' Kooky kooky...

''{Cut to the Stave It Off Guy. Numbers come out of talk balloons as he sings.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' ''{in harmony background with Homestar}'' One... two... three...

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Moonlight, things get kind of kind of kooky, yeah.

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

''{Cut to the four Mysfit-steries playing their instruments on a yellow background, rotating in a circle.}''

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' Kooky, oh yeah.

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR:''' We're saying kooky, oh yea-ha-hah.

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

''{Cut to the Stave It Off Guy playing guitar outside. A hideous monster with the head of Large Bean, a green body, and blue legs creeps up behind him.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' ''{now the lead}'' One... two... three...

'''LARGE BEAN:''' ''{in harmony response}'' Stave it off...

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

'''LARGE BEAN:''' Stave it off...

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

'''LARGE BEAN:''' Stave it off...

''{Cut back to the Mysfit-steries with the night watchmen on a teal background.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' And now you can count to...

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

''{Cut to the moon. The Stave It Off Guy's face appears in it as it slowly rises.}''

'''LARGE BEAN:''' Stave it off...

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

'''LARGE BEAN:''' You've got to stave it off...

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' One... two... three...

''{Cut to teenage Homestar with striped short-shorts and Large Bean with zig-zagged pants dancing on a yellow background.}''

'''LARGE BEAN:''' Stave it off...

''{Cut to the Stave It Off Guy, outside.}''

'''STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' Now you can count to{{--}}

''{Large Bean and teenage Homestar join in.}''

'''LARGE BEAN, TEENAGE HOMESTAR, STAVE IT OFF GUY:''' Threeeee...

''{Fade to black.}''

''{Cut back to the teaser screen. The text now reads "that was the whole cartoon this year".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So... that whole deal we just watched. Was that, like, the list of side effects for Coach Z's Jinxy-rolls medicine?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, what do you mean?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know, like: ''{in a prescription drug commercial tone}'' Side effects may include:

''{The teaser text disappears and is replaced with a bulleted list as Homestar speaks.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Zig-zaggèd pants, large bean, clichéd parodies, and playing in a band.

'''COACH Z:''' No way. The only side effects of Lowjinxerol are a...

''{The text "Happy Halloween!" appears.}''

'''EVERYONE:''' HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

''{Strong Bad starts choking. His outrageous costume coughs him out, causing a silhouette of Strong Bad to go flying into the air against the full moon.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaaa...! ''{Strong Bad stops in mid-air in front of the moon}'' Here I come! ''{drops straight down}'' Whooaa...!

''{Cut to all the characters wearing their costumes. Strong Bad drops into his usual space wearing his.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[File:SecretReading.png|thumb|It gets less secret every year.]]
*The hidden message "secret reading", identical to the one from the [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser|2018 teaser]], can be found in the Flash file. ''(See also [[#Inside References]])''
* At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{punching the air}'' Finally, someone let me outta my cage!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I can fix that.
:''{Strong Bad shoots beams from his eyes toward the sky. A cage falls on top of Coach Z, trapping him.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejectedly}'' I ain't happy...
:''{The cage disappears.}''
* At the end, click on Homestar:
:''{The scene cuts to a green space. The King of Town, Bubs, Coach Z, Marzipan and Homestar are all walking towards the screen all dressed as characters from ''Bod''.''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here comes Bod. ''{Begins to sing the theme tune of Bod as the word BOD appears in red behind them}''
* At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:''{The scene cuts to a green space. Marzipan dressed as Ursa, Strong Mad dressed as Non and Strong Bad are all walking towards the screen}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here comes Zod. ''{Begins to sing the theme tune of Bod as the word ZOD appears in red, then he starts singing the ''Superman'' theme. Cut to Strong Bad standing next to Homestar}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Kneel before Zod!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no. Kneel before Bod.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nuh-uh! Kneel before Zod!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Kneel before Bod.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Kneel before Zod.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Kneel before Bod.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Zod!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bod!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Zod!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bod!
:''{Strong Bad and Homestar banter until both are crushed by a falling bowl of strawberries and cream.}''
* At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing an out-of-tune version of the main theme from ''The Legend of Zelda''}'' Say, Bubs, I really like your costume. It's '70s Bubs! Giving a piggyback ride! To Totoro! Eating a purple burrito! It's such a great costume, you know (ba-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum.)
:'''BUBS:''' ''{imitating Beedle}'' Thank you!
* At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Mad: I dunno, probably from ''Labyrinth''. Pom Pom: I dunno, probably from ''Great Muppet Caper''. Strong Sad: I dunno, probably from ''Sesame Street''. Poopsmith: I dunno, probably from ''Pigs in Space''.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ooh, the Hensonian method!
* At the end, click on the King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, King! Why didn't you dress up as King Ding Dong? That's a no-brain-o!
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Those Devil's food hockey pucks? Never!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm pretty sure it's all the same ingredients. Just extruded out of a different machine in the Double Dare guy's basement, which is where I assume all snacks come from.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Don't get me started on Marc Summers!
* At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' The Cheat loves Sosuke!
:''{The Cheat grows a pair of birdlike legs.}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:''{He returns to normal.}''
* At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a real swell zombie Ziggy Stardust costume, Marzipan. Real swell!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How come you got one o' them drive-thru speakers stuck in your chest?
:'''MARZIPAN'S CHEST INSIGNIA:''' ''{in a distorted speaker voice}'' The powder is yours! Sprinkle it on your fries.
* At the end, click on Homsar:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Hey, Homsaw! I weally like youw BB-8 got wun ovew by a sand cwawlew costume!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Eh, I dunno. Personally, I woulda gone with Oscar the Grouch 2000.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Henson! Henson!
* At the end, click on the stars between Bubs and Pom Pom; a silhouette of Mr. Poofers will appear when the cursor is over the correct area.
:''{The "Halloween Hijinx" title card reappears.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Up next, it's thrills and chills with Jibblies vs. Poofers.
:''{The scene shifts to a Mr. Poofers story. Mr. Poofers is jumping down a road.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Mr. Poofers careens through life like a Wichita bandsaw, and that's no lie.
:''{He walks up to a caricature of the Jibblies Panting.}''
:'''JIBBLIES PAINTING:''' Come! On! Iiiiiiiiiii{{--}} ''{His eyes take on a more cartoony appearance}'' ''{singing}'' {{--}}iif you really loved me you would say so!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...said a delightful oil-on-canvas by acclaimed folk artist Rothschild Rootbeer.
:''{The camera pans over to show a content-looking Old Man Rootbeer.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover, as Rootbeer}'' Sure beats paintin' pimecones!

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*This toon was titled "Ween 2020 Silhouettes" on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], while the title on YouTube and in the current menu is "Halloween Hijinks".
**The [[Main Page message]] said "ween toon soon", giving the [[Misleading Main Page Messages|intentionally misleading impression]] that it was simply a [[Halloween Teasers|teaser]].

===Remarks===
*Teenage Marzipan can play her horn and hold her tambourine at the same time.
*The pants-extricating machine has the wrong accent on the "E" of "[[-èd]]".
*Teenage Homestar appears to have knees and leg hair.
*The Stave It Off Guy can play his guitar without using his hands; his Large Bean sleeves appear to be empty.
*The number "2000" is referenced twice, perhaps tying into the 20th anniversary of the first Halloween toon, [[Homestarloween Party]].
*This is the first Halloween toon in which Homsar appears, but does not speak.
*The King of Town refuses to associate himself with {{w|Ding Dong}}s, while in [[Jibblies 2]], he expressed interest in eating King Dons, the name Ding Dongs are sold under in Canada.

===Goofs===
*[[Videlectrix]] is misspelled as "Videlectix" in the end screen of the Lowjinxerol ad.

===Inside References===
*The secret message is reused from the [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser|2018 teaser]], and is, in turn, a reference to [[Meet Marshie]].
*The Sad Kids vandalize the house with [[toilet paper]] and serve [[eggs]]. The title card also features an egg with [[cool shades]].
*Lowjinxerol is produced by a conglomerate of [[Fluffy Puff]], [[Polymascotfoamalate|Foamalate]] (represented by [[The Jolly Dumple]]), [[Hot Jones|Hot Pooey]], [[Smarty Juice]], and [[Videlectrix]].
*The TV announcer refers to the cartoon as [[progrum]]ming.
*When the night watchmen are shown reacting to Councilman Zonepermit's murder, the door behind them says "Office of Lemon Pretend", who was previously mentioned in an Easter egg from [[car]].
*[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]] first appeared in [[high school]].
*The story for the cartoon is by Y.B.B.I. [[Chimendez]], who is likely the same Youbetterbelieveit Chimendez who was first credited in [[high school]].
*The way the stunned characters say "duh-duh-duh, wah-wah-wah, zuh-zuh-zuh" is identical to [[Gunhaver]]'s response to being fired in [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]].
*The way Strong Bad falls over after seeing Large Bean is similar to the way [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]] and [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] died in [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]].
*The "pants extricating machine" resembles the [[Roomy-Vac]].
*Strong Bad says "Here I come!" in a similar manner to the USB Dongle Goblin from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].
*The non-sequitur phrase that comes from Marzipan's "drive-thru speaker" is reminiscent of the [[Drive-Thru Whale]]'s speech.
*[[Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes|Strong Bad's silhouetted costume]] is as ludicrous as always, though for once it's something that could actually fit over him.

===Real-World References===
*The Mysfit-stery gang's catchphase of "Zigglies" mirrors {{w|Scooby-Doo|Mystery Inc}}'s surprised exclamation of "Jinkies".
*Coach Z's lines in the costume lineup are lyrics from "{{w|Clint Eastwood (song)|Clint Eastwood}}" by {{w|Gorillaz}}, although "I ain't happy" was not sung by Del.
*''{{w|Bod (TV series)|Bod}}'' was a 1970s {{w|BBC}} preschool cartoon series which aired throughout the '80s and '90s in the US on Nickelodeon's Pinwheel program, which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have [[retroCRUSH Interview|acknowledged as an early influence]] on [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]. Both Homestar and Strong Bad's Easter eggs parody [[YouTube:B4IiktFp3p4|the intro]], while Strong Bad's slips into {{w|John Williams}}'s {{w|Superman music|''Superman'' theme}} after a moment. The falling bowl of strawberries and cream is a reference to the ''Bod'' episode "Bod's Dream".
*Totoro is a large furry forest spirit from the 1988 Studio Ghibli movie ''{{w|My Neighbor Totoro}}''. Totoro has since become a mascot for the studio.
**Like ''{{w|Ponyo}}'', the movie is directed by {{w|Hayao Miyazaki}}.
*Homestar's quip on Bubs's costume is sung to the tune of the main theme of ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]'', first appearing in the original NES game and has since appeared in some form in every game since.
*Bubs thanks Homestar with the same inflection Beedle gives when Link purchases something from him in ''{{w|The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker}}''.
*{{w|Marc Summers}} is a former [[Nickelodeon]] game show host best known for hosting the game shows ''{{w|Double Dare (game show)|Double Dare}}'', ''{{w|What Would You Do? (game show)|What Would You Do?}}'', and ''{{w|Unwrapped}}'', a show which demonstrates the way snack foods are manufactured and packaged.
*The Cheat's noises in the Easter egg sound like "[[ham]]", Ponyo's favorite food. In the movie, she grows birdlike legs in an attempt to become human.
**[[YouTube:r0Lug6_5LeU|"Ponyo loves Sosuke"]] is a line spoken by the character.
*{{w|Ziggy Stardust (character)|Ziggy Stardust}} is a character created by rock musician [[David Bowie]].
*As Strong Sad notes, Homestar's [[I really like your costume|incorrect costume guesses]] all have connections to {{w|Jim Henson}}.
**''{{w|Labyrinth (1986 film)|Labyrinth}}'' is a 1986 fantasy film directed by Jim Henson which uses puppets made by {{w|Jim Henson's Creature Shop}}.
**''{{w|The Great Muppet Caper}}'' is a 1981 comedy movie starring Jim Henson's [[The Muppets|Muppets]].
**Pigs in Space is a recurring sci-fi themed sketch from ''{{w|The Muppet Show}}''.
**{{w|Oscar the Grouch}} is a Jim Henson-designed character from ''[[Sesame Street]]''.
***While not directly affiliated, Strong Sad's costume also has a Henson connection, ''The Great Space Coaster'' was created by Sesame Street puppet builder {{w|Kermit Love}}.
*The Drive Thru Speaker's quip is a reference to {{w|Captain Planet & The Planeteers|Captain Planet}}'s catchphrase, "The power is yours!"
*Strong Bad mocks Homestar by intentionally mis-identifying Homsar's costume as [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/BB-8 BB-8] from the {{w|Star Wars sequel trilogy|''Star Wars'' sequel trilogy}}.
**He also suggests that said costume was run over by a [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sandcrawler Sandcrawler], the ground-based mobile fortresses used by the Jawas throughout the ''[[Star Wars]]'' franchise.
*King Ding Dong is a cartoon mascot used to advertise {{w|Ding Dong}} chocolate cakes in the US.

===Fast Forward===
*The full version of the "[[Kooky Moonlight]]" song was released two weeks after this toon.

==YouTube Version==
[[File:tennywennybenny.PNG|thumb|This one appears to be of the "teenie weanie beanie" variety.]]
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "The gang assembles on that ol' spooky silhouette hill to debate which level of Halloween hijinks are most appropriate."
*The ending Easter eggs play in the following order:
**Coach Z
**Homestar Runner
**Strong Bad
**Bubs
**Strong Mad
**The King of Town
**The Cheat
**Marzipan
**Homsar
**Mr. Poofers
*The [[Fake YouTube End Screens|false autoplay image]] is titled "Some Internet Kid Unboxes Large Bean Plushies".

==External Links==
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Halloween Fairstival

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The Cheat gets the hiccups on Halloween and Strong Bad sets out to cure him at the local Halloween Fairstival.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|HRWiki:Tour/Halloween Fairstival|[[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[The King of Town]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Homsar]] (Easter egg), [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]]|{{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}}}

{{costumeslink|Halloween Fairstival Costumes}} 

'''Places:''' [[Telephone Pole]], [[The Field]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]/[[Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club]]

'''Date:''' Friday, October 29, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 6:05

'''Page Title:''' A Boogidy, Boogidy

{{#ifeq:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|HRWiki:Tour/Halloween Fairstival|'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]|{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}}}

== Transcript ==
''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are walking along in regular clothing during the daytime. Then, a nighttime background scrolls onscreen, stitched right onto the daytime background. As the trio cross the [[Wikipedia:Terminator (solar)|terminator]] into nighttime, they get changed into their costumes (with a slight slurping noise) as the opening credits roll: "Halloween Fairstival" / Spoken By Matt and Missy / Maken By Mike and Matt / Here go the first scene... 
''The three characters stop beside a telephone pole with an orange flier stapled to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right boys, it's Halloween night, what we gonna do?

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come again?

''{Again, The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's wrong there, Philly Cheat-steak? You got-a some Hiccups?

''{Again, The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you picked the perfect night to have them. We shouldn't have a problem scaring those hiccups out of you on Halloween. Let's see what's going on tonight. ''{zoom in on the flier}'' There's gotta be something scary.

''{Zoom closer in on the section of the flier reading "Coach Z's Haunted Locka-room".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, that's perfect! I've seen some stuff in that locker room that would scare more than just the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya. Let's check it on out!

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

''{Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You scared yet, The Cheat? What about that drippy towel over there? That's pretty scary, huh?

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a mock-scared voice}'' Oh no, please don't drip on me!

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You smell like shin guards!

''{The Cheat hiccups. Coach Z appears.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat}'' Coach, we're trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat.

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You got anything that's not just gross and moist?

'''COACH Z:''' ''{holding up some Blue Star Ointment}'' What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?! ''{moves it around as if it were a ghost}'' Aawooooeeeeorrrrre!

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk.

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's bolt.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of the terlet there!

''{Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says "Strong Sad's Haunted Haikus".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{reciting a haiku}''
:This night. Black as pitch.
:Doom from inside me wells up.
:Pray I don't get egged.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know or care what a Hai-oo-koo is{{--}}

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}but we need to scare The Cheat.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ooh, I got just the thing!
:Rapping at the door.
:Fills up agèd pillow case.
:So sick of Smarties.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I get it. Let me try one!
:A butt for a face.
:Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
:Stay out of my room.

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry, The Cheat, looks like we got to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you.

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You don't ''scare'' the hiccups out of somebody! You gotta ''laugh'' 'em out!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That sounds like a segue!

''{Segue to Bubs, against the side wall of his concession stand, under a neon sign reading "Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club". The first two Ha's take turns between being lit.}''

'''BUBS:''' I mean, seriously, people, it's the '90s!

''{Strong Mad laughs.}''

'''BUBS:''' Am I right?

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''BUBS:''' Am I left?

''{Strong Mad laughs again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Say, Bubs, your comedy club bears a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand.

'''BUBS:''' Aww, that's rich. You know something else that bears a striking resemblance to something else?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunn—

'''BUBS:''' Women can't drive!

''{Strong Mad laughs again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Unh{{--}}

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}let's get out here, my bad pennies.

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat leave.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' THIS GUY CRACKS ME UP!

'''BUBS:''' And, airline food! I mean, humminah-what?

''{Bubs hits his head with his microphone. Strong Mad laughs again.}''

''{Cut to sign "The KOT's Verrry Halloween Related Turducken Bob"; pan to the King of Town beside a tub with three turduckens in mashed potatoes.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before I eat it all! Step right up and get your Halloween on! Bobbin' fer turduckens!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as if reading one of his [[Strong Bad Email|emails]]}'' Dear Oldie, Shut up! Your pal, Strong Bad.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Howdy, boys. Either of you got a wicked mashed potato jones?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones. Now there's a fella I'd like to meet!

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, we need to get rid of The Cheat's hiccups. You got any grody old man remedies?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Sure! You gotta feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure! And then...

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're not trying to kill The Cheat! Don't ya have anything that could just scare him?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' I have this X-ray of my heart.

''{The King of Town holds up an X-ray showing a [[ham]] where his heart should be, labeled "General Caveat Lower Eclusal". The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not scary. That's... promising! Come on, The Cheat. Let's let the King die in peace.

''{The King of Town's mask spins 180° into a sad face, like the Mayor of Halloweentown's.}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Yes. Let's.

''{Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith who are holding a silent auction in front of a sign reading "'Creeping' Silent 'Death' Auction".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's up, no-talkers? Keep on... no-talking.

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

''{Cut to Marzipan standing with a guitar next to a stall of fruit, labeled "A Chorus Of Autumnal Vegatables  Is In".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this mess?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ready, everybody? A-one, and a-two, and a-here we go! ''{Marzipan sings. The tune is the same as the theme song and scene transition music.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, this is it! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!

''{The Cheat hiccups}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes! ''{sings}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This might not get rid of the hiccups, but it's about to give me the throw-ups!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh yeah! Lay it on me, Mr. Corn!

''{Strong Bad makes vomiting noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears from behind a tree, on which is a sign reading "back alley dealings"}'' Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys! You guys...errrr...need some witches' brew? I got some right here. Two jars. Cold, hot, fresh witches' brew! Only ten bucks a pop! Side effects include wine, women, and song.

''{He holds up two jars labeled "brüe".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Witches' brew, eh? All right, we'll take one jar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here you go.

''{The Cheat drinks it and hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That'll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, okay... But, uhhh, can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nah, I'm good for it. I'll pay you the ten bucks right now!

''{Homestar gives the money to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat{{--}}

''{The Cheat hiccups.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}I'll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping!

''{The Cheat stops hiccupping, says something, tucks the cash between the leaves of his costume, and exits.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! Hey, Homestar! I'll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okayyougotadeal!

''{Homestar takes a gulp of air and holds it for a couple of seconds.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{panting}'' Strong Bad... I couldn't do it... for very long...

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd try again. Ten is a lot of bucks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right right, a lot of ducks!

''{He keeps trying during the fade-out.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*During the cartoon, click on the emblem on The Poopsmith's belt to unlock a scene with Homsar.
*:''{Homsar pops out of the sign and stands upside down on the top of the border.}''
*:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAa I blew it, man! I lose my touch.
*:''{He runs around the border while The Poopsmith and Pom Pom watch.}''
*Clicking on Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Bubs and Marzipan at the end will unlock additional dialogue.
**'''Strong Bad'''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello, kiddies! A-meet the Joker!
**'''Homestar Runner'''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I'm dressed up as some kind of a golf cart, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
**'''Pom Pom'''
*:'''COACH Z:''' So, Big Boy, eh, Pom Pom? I was gonna go as André 3000 myself.
**'''The Cheat'''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, The Cheat, your pile of leaves costume is so adorable. It's... adorable.
**'''Bubs'''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Bubs, your approach this year was to ensure that absolutely no one recognized your costume?
*:'''BUBS:''' You got it!
**'''Marzipan'''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Marzy, I just can't wait for you to get on the road again... and get hit by a school bus.
*Clicking on Strong Mad at the end reveals an additional scene.
:''{Cut to Bubs' Ha-Ha Halloween Club. Strong Mad is still watching Bubs's act.}''
:'''BUBS:''' And remember, like, ten years ago? People's clothes looked funny! ''{Strong Mad laughs}'' And the music sounded terrible! ''{Strong Mad laughs}''
*Unlocking the scene with Homsar will cause him to appear at the end of the cartoon with everyone else.
*Unlocking Homsar will also cause the eggplant in Marzipan's vegetable choir to have a spoon taped to it, just like Homsar's "pumpkin" in his Easter egg scene from [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
**If Homsar's scene isn't unlocked, Homsar will still appear at the end if Strong Mad is clicked. When the scene switches back to the group picture, Homsar will be there.

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*Strong Bad has a mustache underneath his [[wikipedia:Joker (character)|Joker]] makeup; this is because he is dressed up as the Joker from the 1960s [[Batman]] [[Wikipedia:Batman (TV series)|TV series]]. Joker actor {{wp|Cesar Romero}}, famous for his {{wp|Latin lover}} roles, considered his mustache a trademark and did not want it shaved off for the role, so makeup was simply applied over top of it.
*A "[[jones]]" is defined as "an avid desire or appetite for something". Therefore, to "have a mashed potato jones" means to "crave mashed potatoes".
*A [[Wikipedia:Turducken|turducken]] is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.
*An "eclusal" or [[Wikipedia:Occlusion (dentistry)|occlusal]] is a term regarding the way teeth contact each other. It is mentioned to be a dental term in the DVD commentary (see below).

===Trivia===
[[Image:SignErrors.PNG|right|thumb|Before and after versions of the sign. Differences circled in red]]
*Although [[Witches' Brew|Witches' Brüe]] is a frequently mentioned inside joke, this is the first time it has actually appeared, as well as its side effects.
*The three items for sale by Pom Pom and the Poopsmith are:
**The [[blender]] from [[Main Page 19]]
**[[Credenza]] the ficus, brought back from the dead in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
**The [[Trivia Time]] cookie jar
*When the orange sign first appears, it reads:
<blockquote>Halloween Festival 
featuring: 
Coach Z's Haunted 
Lockerroom 
Haunted Haikus 
w/ Strong Sad 
Bobbing for Apples 
AND SO MUCH MORE!!!</blockquote>
:However, when the sign appears again before zooming in on the Coach Z part, it reads:
<blockquote>Halloween Fairstival 
featuring: 
Coach Z's Haunted 
Locka-Room 
Haunted Haikus 
w/ Strong Sad 
Bobbing for <strike>Apples</strike> 
AND SO MUCH MORE!!!</blockquote>
*Differences:
**Festival to Fairstival.
**Lockerroom to Locka-room.
**Apples crossed out.
**No staples on before.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Strong Bad is trying to scare the the hiccups out of The Cheat."

===Remarks===
*When Bubs says, "Am I right?" he points with his left hand, and vice versa.
*This toon refers to Pom Pom "not speaking", even though other characters normally seem to understand his bubbles.
*Despite being a "terrific athlete", Homestar doesn't have a very large lung capacity. It seems to have grown significantly smaller since his [[Yearbook Character Page|Yearbook]] page.
*Coach Z's Tupac [[tattoo]] says "Thorg Life", which is "Thug Life" in [[Coach Z's accent]].
*Strong Bad suggests that Homestar (not The Cheat) hold his breath, although this is a common hiccup remedy.
*In the toon, the Poopsmith is wearing a glove and holding a sword in his left hand. Afterwards, the glove and sword are in his right hand.

===Goofs===
*When the gang passes the day/night border, Strong Bad's eyes space farther apart and his crest and eyes become larger compared to his head. Also, the split second after they stop and turn around at the pole, his face shifts position on his head.
*When Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad turn around to go to the "Haunted Locker Room" after they read the sign, the lettering on Strong Mad's [[Wikipedia:Detroit Pistons|Pistons]] jersey is [[Flipped Images|reversed]]. This is because instead of being redrawn for the new direction, Strong Mad's animation was simply mirrored.
*When Coach Z jumps out from the shower room, during the few frames that he is partially obscured by the doorway, there is a very thin gap between him and the edge of the doorway.
*When Strong Bad walks away from Bubs' comedy club, he disappears before he has walked completely offscreen.
**The Cheat also does this when he walks away from Homestar and Strong Bad at the end of the cartoon.
*In Marzipan's sign "A Chorus Of Autumnal Vegatables Is In", "vegatables" is spelled incorrectly. It should be "vegetables".
*When The Cheat drinks the "witches' brew", the jar appears full while he drinks it and for a few frames after he throws it. However, when he throws it away, it suddenly becomes empty in mid-air.
*When Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Marzipan, or Bubs are clicked on at the end, Strong Bad's right foot shifts slightly, then goes back at the end of the animation. Homestar's left foot also shifts, but this is less noticeable.
*The towel in the locker room stops dripping when Coach Z pulls out the Blue Star Ointment.

===Glitches===
*At the end of the toon, Homsar still shows his scroll-over information while the other characters comment on their costumes. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.
*As the gang exit the Haunted Locker Room and the scene begins to fade out, when Strong Mad walks past the puddle on the floor, the puddle overlaps his head.
*Towards the end of the toon, in the "Witches Brue" scene, Strong Bad will occasionally get a small black line above his mouth.

===Inside References===
*The candles next to Strong Sad in the haiku scene are from the séance in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
**Also, the orange candle appears in the [[Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon]] during the scene in which Strong Sad does tai-chi.
*The telephone pole that the flier is posted on also appeared in [[impression]] and [[Where's The Cheat?]].
*The page title quotes [[Marshie]] in [[Malloween Commercial]]. The full line is "Boogidy boogidy! I'll scare your dad!".
*Marzipan's blue dress is the one that she used for [[The Angel]] in [[A Decemberween Pageant]].
*Homsar's "pumpkin" from [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] (an eggplant with a spoon taped on it) appears in an Easter egg (see above).
*Homestar mentions [[ducks]].
*This [[Halloween]] toon marks the second one in which Strong Mad dresses up as a sport athlete. The first one was [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], where he dressed up as football player [[Wikipedia:William Perry (American football)|William "Refrigerator" Perry]]. It is also the second consecutive Halloween toon in which Strong Sad dresses as a musician whose first name is David and whose surname consists of five letters, starts with "B", and ends with "e".
*"Fairstival" and "Turducken" are [[portmanteaus]].

===Real-World References===
*The "...is in" sign hanging from the bandstand for the Chorus of Autumnal Vegetables is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Lucy van Pelt|Lucy van Pelt]]'s psychiatric help booth from ''[[Peanuts]]''.
*"Philly Cheat-[[steak]]" is a pun on the Philly {{w|cheesesteak}} sandwich.
*In [[A Decemberween Pageant]], Strong Mad dressed as [[Wikipedia:Los Angeles Lakers|Los Angeles Lakers]] star [[Wikipedia:Kobe Bryant|Kobe Bryant]]. In 2004, Los Angeles was beaten by the Detroit Pistons in the NBA Finals.
*The sign in the locka-room that reads "Don't go into the marsh!!!!" may refer to a similar sign in the Monster Plantation ride at [[Wikipedia:Six Flags Over Georgia|Six Flags Over Georgia]].
*Clicking on Pom Pom will cause Coach Z to say "Big Boy, eh? I was gonna go with André 3000 myself." [[Wikipedia:Big Boi|Big Boi]] and [[Wikipedia:André 3000|André 3000]] make up the [[Atlanta]]-based duo [[Outkast]].
*Clicking on Marzipan will cause Strong Bad to say "Hey Marzi... I just can't wait for you to get on the road again ... and get hit by a school bus." This is a reference to the song "{{w|On the Road Again (Willie Nelson song)|On the Road Again}}" by {{w|Willie Nelson}}, Marzipan's costume choice.
*"My bad pennies" is the name the Joker gives his henchmen in the ''[[Batman]]'' episode "{{w|The Joker Goes to School}}".
**In addition, Strong Bad's line "Hello, kiddies! A-meet the Joker!" is taken directly from the same episode.
*Blue Star Ointment is a product used for ringworm and jock itch. The ointment itself isn't scary, but Coach Z might have been thinking of the false rumors surrounding [[Snopes:horrors/drugs/bluestar.htm|Blue Star Acid]].
*Clicking on Homestar will cause him to say "So I've got that going for me. Which is nice." This line is spoken by Carl Spackler, the groundskeeper in the film ''{{w|Caddyshack}}'', whom he is dressed as.
**This line also appears in [[Peasant's Quest]], if the player tries to make [[Rather Dashing]] eat or drink.
*[[Wikipedia:Tommy John surgery|Tommy John Surgery]] (ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction, or UCL) is a procedure to replace a torn elbow ligament with a ligament or tendon from elsewhere in the body. The surgery is named after [[Wikipedia:Tommy John|Tommy John]], a pitcher for the [[Wikipedia:Los Angeles Dodgers|Los Angeles Dodgers]] who was the first professional athlete to successfully undergo the operation.
*Homsar's line "AaAaAa... I blew it, man! I lose my touch." is one of Kumar's notable lines in ''{{w|Bottle Rocket}}''.
*The phrase [[Wikipedia:Wine, women and song|wine, women, and song]] is from an old adage, "Who loves not wine, women, and song / remains a fool his whole life long."
*The spelling of "Witches' Brüe" features a {{w|heavy metal umlaut}} in the style of [[Mötley Crüe]].
*The sign for The Poopsmith's and Pom Pom's silent auction reads "'Creeping' Silent 'Death' Auction." The 'Creeping Death' part of the sign may refer to a song of that name by the band [[Metallica]].
*{{w|Smarties (tablet candy)|Smarties}} are a flavored tablet candy (not to be confused with {{w|Smarties|the chocolate candy of the same name}}).

===Fast Forward===
*Coach Z would later dress as André 3000 for Halloween in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
*When [[David Bowie]] died in 2016, [[@StrongBadActual]] [[@StrongBadActual_Tweets_2016#686606720286601216| posted a screenshot from this toon]] of Strong Sad in his Bowie costume.

== DVD and YouTube Versions ==
*The Homsar Easter egg is enabled automatically.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*Part of the King of Town's Turducken Bob scene is missing. The DVD goes from Strong Bad's "Dear Oldie" line to his line about wanting to meet Mashed Potato Jones, skipping the King's line altogether.
*All of the ending Easter eggs play automatically. They are played in this order:
**Homestar Runner
**The Cheat
**Strong Bad
**Marzipan
**Bubs
**Pom Pom
*To access the Easter egg containing the extra scene with Strong Mad and Bubs, click down on the remote until the H*R logo lights up.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]])

'''MATT:''' ''{radio-announcer voice}'' Joining us today is Ryan Sterritt...

'''MIKE:''' Ryan Sterritt, everyone! Give 'im a warm round...

''{one person is heard clapping}''

'''MIKE:''' ...of applause!

'''RYAN:''' Yes, thank you.

'''MATT:''' Ryan, did you make this DVD?

'''MIKE:''' So you made{{--}} you made this cartoon...

'''RYAN:''' I made ''all'' the cartoons.

'''MIKE:''' ''{in faux-impressed tone}'' Oh right, yeah, that's right. ''{speaking normally}'' Oh, look... it's Cesar Romero.

'''MATT:''' Yes. The Latin Lothario.

'''MIKE:''' Did you{{--}} I still frequently get Sid Caesar and Cesar Romero mixed up...

'''RYAN:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' ...when I see their names. Sometimes I think Sid Caesar was the Joker. ''{laughs}''

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' What do you think of that mustache, Ryan?

'''RYAN:''' I like mustaches.

'''MATT:''' It's been painted over.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' The thing that's crazy about that is: I never realized it as a kid watching the Batman show...

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it wasn't until...

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It wasn't until it came back in the '80s when the Tim Burton ''Batman'' movie came out that I was watching those and realized that {{--}} ''{starts laughing}'' the guy didn't even go through the bother of shaving his mustache!

'''MATT:''' He refused! There was{{--}} it was like a big{{--}} there's lots of stories about that. Where he was just, like, "Yeah, no, I'll be in that, but I{{--}} whaddaya{{--}} I'm not going to..."

'''MIKE:''' Shave it!

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' "... ''shave my mustache!'' Are you crazy?!"

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So this{{--}}

'''MATT:''' Did you, uh, did you ever shower in your gym in junior high, Ryan?

'''RYAN:''' I did not. I was very scared of it.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, same here. I never did. There's a ''Freaks and Geeks'' where they{{--}} he ''makes'' them, remember? I'm glad I never faced that.

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I did.

'''MATT:''' You did?

'''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Did you?

'''MATT:''' Well, yeah, cuz you played{{--}}?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. We had basketball practice at 6 a.m. before school.

'''RYAN:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' But! That being said, there were a few people that, even after basketball practice, would not, uh, shower before going to school.

'''RYAN:''' I remember a couple kids that showered in their tightey-whiteys.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs hysterically}'' What?!

'''RYAN:''' It was very funny.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Um, look! It's... it's, what is that? ''Aladdin Sane'', uh, album cover?

'''MIKE:''' I think that it is.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' I think Jamey Huggins dressed up as{{--}} in that same costume one year for Halloween.

'''MIKE:''' It may have been the same year I dressed up as Tupac.

'''MATT:''' It may have been!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Whaddaya think?

'''RYAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Were you really Tupac?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Did you write "Thorg Life" on your stomach or "Thug Life"?

'''MIKE:''' No, I... Craig wrote "Thug Life" for me. He did a very good job.

'''MATT:''' That's nice, Craig.

'''MIKE:''' That's a real{{--}} that tattoo in my mind was a, is a nice script. But it's really pretty crappy.

'''RYAN:''' Like, up close...

'''MATT:''' Like his... in pictures of Tupac?

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, like his actual "Thug Life". It's not like a nice, like gangsta, kinda script font that you'd expect it to be.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's just a... ''{trails off}'' nice.

'''MATT:''' Whaddaya think of Clarence Clemons, Ryan?

''{laughter}''

'''MATT:''' I think the... the ''earring'' is what really cements that costume. Like, I feel like you'd have no idea what it was, I mean, a lot of people probably still would{{--}} don't, but, like, you see that earring, and you're like, ''"Wait a minute..."''

'''MIKE:''' Especially with the name. I think I{{--}} I don't think I would've known. Uh, 'cause what is it, "One of the Three Most Important People In The World" or something?

'''MATT & RYAN:''' ''{overlapping laughter}''

'''RYAN:''' Yeah. I love their idea of what the future of clothes is going to be.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah, silver gowns, and you "float" on the wall.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Look guys, a turducken!

'''RYAN:''' We tried a turducken a few weeks ago.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' We just had a turducken two or three weeks ago.

'''MATT:''' That's right. Courtesy of Willie.

'''MIKE:''' And we added, what, three animals to it?

'''RYAN:''' Yeah, you could have as many as ''seven'' animals in one bite.

'''MATT:''' The King of Town would be ''way'' into that.

'''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Wasn't the King of Town something else through part of this cartoon, and we changed his costume?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I can't remember what the original was! And then we thought of The Mayor from ''Nightmare Before Christmas''.

''{brief chuckle at the King of Town's x-ray}''

'''MATT:''' "Lower Eclusal", Mike? Those are{{--}} that's a dentistry term.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' "Bicuspid's" another one.

'''MATT:''' Right. Lookit{{--}} So, how do you think the King pulled that off? Did he really spin his head around just now?

''{short pause}''

'''MATT:''' I'm very proud of that Lion-O Claw that I made.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I wanted to make a cartoon{{--}} I wanted to, like, make ''Thundercats'' cartoons after making those graphics.

'''RYAN:''' Uh, I remember this one, when it came out, people kept thinking this was Kumar from the...

'''MIKE & RYAN:''' ''Harold & Kumar''.

'''MATT:''' Oh.

'''RYAN:''' None of 'em had seen ''Bottle Rocket''.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Kumar... uh, I gotta get me one of those yellow jumpsuits, you guys.

'''MIKE & RYAN:''' ''{overlapping laughter}''

'''MIKE:''' So, this part, we did this first and Melissa sang that little song, and we made the song based on that little thing that Melissa sang.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it was such a catchy tune she was{{--}} she was singing.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah.

''{short pause}''

'''RYAN:''' The eggplant is from an older...?

'''MATT:''' Yep. That only appears, actually {{-}} on the website, anyways {{-}} It only appears if you unleashed the Homestar egg{{--}} Homsar egg, rather. Sorry.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' What{{--}} I can't even remember what, uh, what's his character's name? Bill Murray's character in ''Caddyshack''? I can't even remember.

'''MIKE:''' Um...

'''MATT:''' I want to keep saying Walter Sobchak, and that's... ''{Mike laughs}'' that's not right at all.

''{short pause}''

'''MATT:''' Well, we say it at the end of the cartoon, anyways. At some point... on the website.

'''MIKE:''' I think Homestar might be a little tall there.

'''MATT:''' ''{muttering}'' Ahhh, he looks{{--}} uh, well, about{{--}} well, oh yeah. Compared to... ''{laughs}'' His head is on level with{{--}}

'''MIKE:''' {{--}}with Strong Bad's ''hair''.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Strong Bad's wig, yeah.

''{short pause}''

'''MATT:''' I like that little suspicious man drawn on the "back-alley dealings" poster.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That guy, he lets you know it's legit. These are{{--}} these are ''true'' back-alley dealings. That guy{{--}} look at this guy, with a hat, clearly lookin' around for trouble...

'''MATT''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Ah-puh.

'''MIKE & MATT:''' Ah-puh.

'''MATT:''' What is it? ''{stressing first syllable}'' "Ah-puh." Uh... "Hi-yah." and "High-ball."

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' "High-ball." ''{pause}'' This is another instance of "ducks".

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{imitates the background music}'' How long do you think he went on, you guys? A while?

'''RYAN:''' Days.

'''MIKE:''' Days. I would say... Thanksgiving.

''{laughter}''

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously with Homestar}'' "...which is nice." We wanted to{{--}} I always wanted to make a, uh, Easter egg for this, a puppet Easter egg, where we went to a... to a pool and a pond and had Homestar Puppet with the little hat on going, "Pool and a pond, pool and a pond, pool and a pond."

''{after Strong Bad says "A-meet the Joker!"}''

'''MIKE:''' Hey, guess what?

'''MATT:''' What?

'''MIKE:''' That was a quote from the same ''Batman'' episode that there's probably, at this point, 20 or 30 references to on our website.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Including the name of our company.

'''RYAN:''' I love that it's just all one episode, too, isn't it?

'''MATT:''' Right{{--}}

'''MIKE:''' Yeah{{--}}

'''MATT:''' We love{{--}} we certainly have an appreciation for and are familiar with... y'know...

'''MIKE:''' Many episodes.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, with lots of 'em.

'''MIKE:''' But there's one in particular that we know backwards and forwards.

=== Fun Facts ===
*{{w|Sid Caesar}} was an Emmy-winning American comic actor and writer best known as the leading man on the 1950s television series ''{{w|Your Show of Shows}}'' and ''{{w|Caesar's Hour}}'', and for starring in movies like ''{{w|Grease (film)|Grease}}'' and ''{{w|It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World}}''.
*The ''{{wp|Freaks and Geeks}}'' episode mentioned is "I'm With The Band".
*[[James Huggins]] is mentioned.
*"Harold & Kumar" refers to the comedy film ''{{w|Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle}}'', which was released the same year as this toon.
*Walter Sobchak is a character from ''[[The Big Lebowski]]'', not ''Caddyshack''. Pom Pom [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes|dressed up as]] Sobchak in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Homestar's "Hi-yah" from [[montage]] and "High-ball" from [[radio]] are quoted.
*"This is another instance of [[ducks]]" is [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments|a nod to]] the [[Homestar Runner Wiki]].
*"Pool and a pond" references a scene in ''Caddyshack'' where Carl Spackler asks about places where he can swim.
*''[[Batman]]'' episode "{{w|The Joker Goes to School}}" includes a line about "harmless junk", providing the inspiration for the name of the Chaps' company [[Harmless Junk, Inc.]]

== External Links ==
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[[File:GloomyTalesOfTheMacabre.png|thumb|"To achieve literary justice, and send each to their DOOOOM!"]]

Strong Sad takes control this year!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[Onion Bubs]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

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'''Places:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[The Halloween House]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 29, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:57

'''Page Title:''' Available wherever doomy books are sold!

==Transcript==
''{Open to an almost-entirely black screen, with a window in the corner. As the following words are said, they are written at the bottom of the screen in red.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{He has a slight echo throughout the toon, unless noted.}'' One chilled ''{said as "chillèd"}'' Hallow's Eve I rose,

''{Strong Sad steps out of the shadows. The next line is not written on the screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And sat right down to writing,

''{He sits down as a desk moves in to view, with a paper and inkwell on it. He pulls out a pen and takes it to the paper.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' For none had bothered to propose, to their parties, my inviting.

''{Cut back to another mostly-black screen with another window. Strong Sad is seen writing at the desk in white silhouette. The words are again written in red.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I crafted such a macabre ''{said in an exaggerated fashion}'' tale there in my darkened room

''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' To achieve literary justice, and send each to their DOOOOM! ''{As he says the final word, his skull image appears over his head, the screen glows slightly green, and a musical sting is heard.}''

''{To music, a book entitled "DOOMY TALES OF THE MACABRE by S. Sad" appears. On the cover, Strong Sad is dressed as the grim reaper and laughing. In front of him lie skulls of other main characters.}''

''{Cut to the exterior of the King of Town's castle. One window is brightly lit. The camera zooms in on that window.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We start with the most expendable. Grrrreetings, ''{with the R rolled}'' King of Town!

''{Cut to inside the castle, where the King of Town is slowly sinking into a giant boiling pot.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' For this glutton, a stew of mutton in which to slowly drown!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I thought these were Tales of the McArby: ''{A book appears with "TALES OF THE McARBY" on it, showing an enormous hamburger with roast beef in it.}'' the mythical fast-food crossover sandwich of legend!

''{The book disappears. The King of Town is now mostly submerged. He gurgles a bit and munches on the mutton on the way down. The King of Town's skull, in the shape of The Municipality logo, appears over his head as he sinks, to a musical sting. Cut to an image of a crystal ball.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What's this? ''{Marzipan walks up to the crystal, and a distorted reflection of her is visible in it.}'' The fair maid Marzipan considering a brand new man?

''{Homestar leans in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! Have you seen my toenail clippings? I left them right on top of your toothbrush.

''{Marzipan glares at Homestar for a moment, and then into the crystal.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Crystal, crystal, on the ball, I need a better boyfriend, y'all!

''{Closeup on the ball, which is glowing. A warbling sound is heard.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But the gypsy forces she invoked decided they would play a joke!

''{The ball flashes to a thunderclap. Cut to Homestar, but pan immediately so that only his shadow is visible.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' AaaaaaaaAAAAAAA...

''{His shadow and voice both shift to match Coach Z's}''

'''COACH Z:''' AAAAARRAOOOOOORR!

''{Pan back over to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, my little love jorb! ''{Holds up his foot, which is encased in a shoe that's falling apart. It's stained and some hairs are on it.}'' These bunions, corns, and calluses aren't gonna pumice themselves!

''{Cut to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{halfheartedly; her skull appears over her face to the musical sting}'' Nuuuuuuu... Oh, wait, ''{squinting}'' what's that say? ''{The skull appears to the musical sting again.}'' Nooooooooo!

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is in silhouette. The top of the screen resembles the paper Strong Sad is writing on, and Strong Sad's line is written on it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And now we join a man obs{{--}}

'''COACH Z:''' ''{interrupting}'' Hey, ''{Sudden cut back to Coach Z.}'' what abrat ''my'' doom?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Um, you're already Coach Z. No sense in beating a dead horse.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, good point!

''{Coach Z's skull appears over his face to the musical sting. Cut back to the Concession Stand, the same as before.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And now we join a man obsessed with sales and liquidation,

''{Cut to inside the Stand. Bubs is concocting some sort of potion with a complicated device. He has some bubble gum in his costume's wig. A bottle of "TOXIC WASTE" is sitting near him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dabbling with fiendish tests and genetic experimentation.

'''BUBS:''' I'll just take this piece of brain from my wig... ''{grabs the bubble gum and throws it into the concoction. Strong Sad's face appears in the top-left corner of the screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' But you all know how these things go, with unnatural creations.

''{Cut back outside the Stand.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A puff of smoke! ''{smoke appears}'' A greenish glow! ''{the space inside the Stand turns green}'' Voila! ''{the music stops}'' Horrible abomination!

''{A giant puff of smoke appears. The text on the stand has been replaced with Bubs-like eyes, and teeth resembling Bubs' teeth hang above the stand's window. Bubs, now clearly visible, looks up at this. The stand growls and the teeth shake.}''

'''BUBS:''' Aw, this was supposed to ''reduce'' my overhead! Not turn ''into'' my head!

''{The teeth chomp at Bubs, severing his head from his body. The head, with X's in place of eyes, flies forward and lands in front of Onion Bubs.}''

'''ONION BUBS:''' Welcome to ''my'' world! ''{cackles with an...}'' Ehhhhh-heheheheheheeeeeeeh!

''{Bubs' skull appears over his head to a musical sting. Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith in the middle of the field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' These two no-talkers need to go!

''{A piece of paper comes down from the top of the screen; both characters look at it. "Poopmith" is written on it over Strong Sad's next line.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's eliminate a Poopsmith O!

''{The word on the paper becomes "POpmith". A tire pump from Dig Dug appears in front of the Poopsmith. The Poopsmith looks at it and starts pumping it. As he does, a tube connects from it to Pom Pom. Pom Pom becomes pixelated and grows bigger, until he pops. Crickets chirp for a moment.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover, unsure}'' Oh, uh, and Pom Pom was filled with a deadly gas... ''{a cloud of gas appears where Pom Pom was}'' that killed the Popsmith...really...fast.

''{The Poopsmith suddenly falls over onto the tire pump. His skull appears over his head, and Pom Pom's over his cloud, with a really fast musical sting. Cut to Homestar running in the field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Homestar Runner, fast like the whind, but how fast can he run when his knees can't bend?

''{As Homestar passes a tree, his legs straighten out to a musical sting. He keeps running, albeit slower, anyway.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooh! Hey, this ain't so bad! ''{Hearts appear over his head}'' Gives me the good thoughts, you know.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, I'll revise, then, if you please. What if each leg had several knees?

''{A flash of light and musical sting as Homestar's legs become curved and tangled. Nonetheless, he shuffles along anyway.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, great! It's like I'm wadin' through puddin' with every step! And everyone knows how much the Homestar Runner loves wadin' through puddin'. ''{Zoom in on Homestar, who stops.}'' Strong Sad, these doomy tales of macramé aren't very scary. ''{He walks forward.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, there's an idea!

''{Cut to the dark room where Strong Sad is writing, now silhouetted in gray. Homestar shuffles in as a white silhouette. The words are written on the bottom of the screen again.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A crafty fad, once loved by all. I'll hang you on a '70s basement wall!

''{Suddenly, the background becomes a yellow wallpaper, and Homestar becomes a macramé owl hanging on it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{terrified}'' Oh no! Macramé! My worst nightmare!

''{Marzipan steps forward.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' But Macramé Owl Homestar, I give you a macramé dreamcatcher for Decemberween every year.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My point exactlyyyyyyy!

''{Homestar's skull appears over the macrame Homestar to the musical sting. Marzipan jumps back in surprise. Coach Z steps in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Get back upstairs and cook my seventies dinner, woman!

''{Marzipan scowls and walks off.}''

'''COACH Z:''' And put on a pantsuit, fer cryin' out loud!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Halloween is ''{Cut to the Sad Kids approaching a house with a candy bag. A paper appears, with Strong Sad's words written on it.}'' very handy, for those with appetites for candy.

''{The paper disappears as a hand drops a piece of candy into the bag. The Sad Kids walk off.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Except for greedy trick-or-treaters...

''{Cut to Strong Mad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Like Strong Mad and The Cheat... ''{struggles for a rhyme}'' er...

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' CHECK OUT MY NEW TREAT BAG!

''{He indicates a dumpster with "[[Lowercase i's|TRiCK]] TREAT" spray-painted on it.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the moon, panning back.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' All night long, they gathered sweets,

''{The dumpster comes into view. Candy is poured into it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And tossed upon the growing heap! When finally struck the midnight hour,

''{Strong Mad and The Cheat appear in the dumpster and start scarfing down candy. The Cheat disappears suddenly.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' 'Twas not just candy he devoured! ''{chuckles}''

''{Strong Mad chokes a little and yellow hairs fly out of his mouth.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE CHEAT? NOOOOOO!!!

''{Strong Mad's skull appears over his head, and The Cheat's over his stomach, for the musical sting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's not macabre! ''{pronounced as "macab-er"}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing near the dumpster.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad eats The Cheat like four times a day! How do you think we give him baths?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, fine! ''{Strong Bad looks upwards left and right, in search of Strong Sad}'' Well, I saved the ''most'' macabre ''{exaggerated}'' for last!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd like to see you get macabré on mé!

''{Cut to the Compé. Strong Bad types Strong Sad's words.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad, as he always does, checks emails from his fans, what if,

''{Cut to behind the Compé.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' instead of boxing gloves, a pair of human hands?!

''{Strong Bad's hands are replaced by live-action human hands. Strong Bad recoils, knocking the Compé's monitor away. The hands' fingers continually move, except when in contact with the Compé's keyboard. The musical sting comes back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaahhh! I'm hideous! How will I ever type with these waggly knuckled monstrosities?!

''{He attempts to type, but fails. His skull appears over his head to the musical sting. Music begins. Fade out and back in to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Now all have met their grisly fate, such horrors for you to see. Perchance next time they'll all think twice before not inviting me!

''{The lights suddenly come on, and Strong Sad looks up with a happy surprised face.}''

'''ALL:''' Happy Halloween, Strong Sad!

''{Cut back to show Strong Sad looking at all the other main characters except Homsar.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His voice no longer exhibits the echo}'' A surprise party? Just for me?! Oh, you guys shouldn't have! You all really do care!

''{The characters all fall forward, revealed to be a giant cardboard cutout with the [[booOOMbox]] behind it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. ''{to the viewer, nervously:}'' Heh, heh, you weren't really supposed to see that, uh... let's just flick the light back off, shall we?

''{He turns off the light. The words "the end." appear to music, with skulls of the characters appearing below it. Cut to a scene of all the characters standing around in the field.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*During the scene with Pom Pom and The Poopsmith in the field, click on The Poopsmith's Goron Ruby [[tattoo]] to see the Homsar Easter egg.

:''{Shows the clip of Homsar being crushed by the Heavy Lourde from [[homsar]].}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Crushed once by a Heavy Lourde in sbemail number two. ''{fades into Homsar standing alone in an area with two dead trees}'' To keep this little weirdo dead, only a heavy gourd will do!
:'''HOMSAR:''' My punjab has a pretty price-tag! ''{His bowler hat spins in midair and flies off the top of the screen}''
:''{A gourd marked "Heavy Gourd" comes down and crushes Homsar, then his skull flashes over where he used to be to the musical sting. His hat lands on top of the gourd.}''

*At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''STRONG MAD:''' MOVE-A MOVE-A!

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
:''{Homestar sings Saria's song from [[Wikipedia:The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time|The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time]] [[Singing Out Of Tune|slightly off-key]] as The Poopsmith dances}''

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Coach Z, you seen my wallet?
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, what does it look like?
:'''BUBS:''' It's the one that says "Bad business practices".

*At the end, click on The King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The King of Town ate the colonel's mustard, and the rope, and the parlor.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I admit to only two thirds of that statement!

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''COACH Z:''' Say, Marzipan, peep this: "You take two steps frorward and I'll take two steps back." Huh? No? I'm a cold-hearted snake? Rush rush? The Laker girls?

*At the end, click on The Cheat:
:''{The Cheat grabs his backside and pulls himself into the air. A stone podium inscribed "UNLESS" appears under The Cheat, and he flies away. The podium disappears and The Cheat reappears with a pop.}''

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:''{As he speaks, a face resembling the face of the moon in [[Legend of Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask]] fades in and out repeatedly on the surface of the moon.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh no, the evil moon is crashing into the Earth again! What a totally un-frustrating way to play a video game!

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Run, Marzipan, Run{{--}}off of a cliff, preferably.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps}'' You Kinder Überraschung!

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, I'm just gonna save everybody some time and burn through these. ''{quickly}'' Pom Pom? Underwater orange juice man? Classic. Strong Bad? Scarecrow and Mrs. King? I would've preferred Jake and the Fat Man, but nice work. The Cheat as the thorax? Love it. Favorite part of the insect. Coach Z? Not sure if I wanna know the answer to this, but did you steal Mickey Mouse's pants? Marzipan, off-duty Ronald McDonald? It is what it is. And finally, Homestar, you seem to be distraught. ''{turns around}'' People try and make me sound a lot... weird, y'know, and I'm strong! And I can... kick... ''{lifts his leg to kick. It becomes the curled-up tangle it was during the toon.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Macabre|Macabre]] is a literary and artistic style characterized by its grim nature and details of death.
*[[Wikipedia:Macrame|Macrame]] is a form of textile-making using knotting rather than weaving or knitting.
*[[Wikipedia:Overhead|Overhead]] refers to a business's expenses that aren't tied to sales (e.g. rent, labor, utilities, advertising).

===Trivia===
*The [[FeedBurner Page#Ween - New Halloween Toon!|RSS description]] of this toon is:
<blockquote>'''Strong Sad says''' - At long last my prose takes center stage in our latest Halloween adventure! Witness my Lovecraftian/Poe-lian/Blochy opus, 'Doomy Tales of the Macabre!' Since I'm a notoriously bad prankster (although I thought replacing everyone's iodized salt with sea salt was pretty genius), I decided to go with what I know and hit everybody with my best weapon: weird gloomy fiction! No one is spared! All will suffer! Have a safe and pleasant Halloween!</blockquote>
*This is the first time Onion Bubs has spoken.


===Skulls===
This is the first time we see all of the main characters' skulls. They give an insight to the characters' facial features.

*Strong Sad appears to have the most human skull.
*Coach Z and Pom Pom both lack a mouth and a lower jaw.
*Bubs and the King of Town have no lower jaws, just their teeth.
*The King of Town's skull is similar to the [[Municipality]] logo.
*Homsar's hat appears to be part of his skull.
*Homestar has a very big lower jaw, but no teeth. This is strange, as the existence of Homestar's teeth has been implied [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Teeth|multiple times]].
**The Poopsmith has the same, except with a rounded-out bottom.
*Strong Mad's shoulders appear to be part of his head.
*Strong Bad's mask design is etched into his skull. This could back up the belief that Strong Bad's mask is his face.

===Remarks===
*Many characters [[fourth wall breaks|break the fourth wall]] by speaking to Strong Sad as he narrates. Marzipan does so by misreading a cue card. Strong Bad also does so by typing what Strong Sad is narrating. Strong Sad does so by addressing the audience at the end.
*The patty on the McArby resembles that of the [[Blubb-O's|Thick 'n Nasty]].
*Marzipan wears a tank top in this toon, revealing her skin. This adds to the theory that her body is skirt-shaped (see also: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]).
*This cartoon suggests that both Coach Z and Homestar have toes.
*"Boyfriend" Coach Z appearing with Macrame Owl Homestar is a strange and subtle case of a [[duplicate character]].
*[[The Sad Kids]] are not dressed up in costumes when they go trick-or-treating, despite wearing costumes when they appeared in [[Malloween Commercial]].
*Even though Strong Mad coughs up The Cheat's hair, he doesn't seem to eat The Cheat (The Cheat doesn't appear to go into Strong Mad's mouth).
*This toon suggests that the Compé's keyboard is wireless.
*The Compé was purchased with, and has been shown with, a mouse. However, it appears to be absent in this toon, though it could have fallen off the desk with the Compé itself.
*When Strong Bad's gloves turn into hands, the hands don't seem to be attached to his body at all.
*Strong Bad mentions "the parlor" in the King of Town's Easter egg, but this is not one of the rooms included in the game [[Wikipedia:Cluedo|Clue]], on which the King of Town's costume is based.
*Strong Sad's not being invited to Halloween parties could be a reference to [[Homestarloween Party]], in which he so depresses the other guests that Marzipan bans him from [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|the next year's party]].
*The ending scene has each character in the exact position they were in during the [[Jibblies 2]] ending scene.

===Goofs===
[[File:BubsGlitchMouth-Ween09.png|thumb|It's the one that says Bad Animation Practices!]]
*The Poopsmith is dressed as Darunia, but the tag at the end says that he is "King Dirunia". In addition to the spelling error, Darunia (though the leader of the Gorons) is not a king. The Gorons in Goron City refer to him only as "Big Brother".
*Homsar's hat is dressed up for Halloween, but at the end, he is wearing his normal bowler hat.
*"Poopsmith" and "Popsmith" are both missing the "s" when they are written on the parchment paper.
*Bubs' beard from his costume shows a sliver of his teeth sticking out.

===Glitches===
*As with all years, the cursor can hover over Homsar to bring up his name and costume while characters give their Easter egg speeches, which is not possible for any other characters. This is due to Homsar being added in over the movie clip, and not affected by the rendering level that the others are in.

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad pronounces "chilled" as "[[-èd|chillèd]]".
*Bubs' Concession Stand also turned into Bubs's head in the [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!|2005 April Fools' Day special]].
*The dispenser of "TOXIC WASTE" appears to be the the dispenser of "Green Apple" snow cone syrup that Strong Bad pierced with a pencil in [[DNA Evidence]] with the label covered up.
*Strong Bad's fate is having to type with [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|human hands]].
*The dooms written by Strong Sad involve the [[death]]s of several characters.
*The King of Town's "death" is by [[stew]].
*Strong Sad mentions that Homsar was killed by the [[Heavy Lourde]] in [[homsar|sbemail number 2]].
*Homestar has trouble [[What are you supposed to be?|identifying the costumes]].
*Strong Sad's pronunciation of "macabre" is [[Foreign Words|irregular]].
*Strong Sad suggests that Strong Mad [[The Cheat being eaten|eats the Cheat]].
*The King of Town's skull image resembles the logo for [[the Municipality]].
*This toon is done in the style of the poetry of [[Edgar Allan Poe]].
*Strong Bad previously showed his inability to type with fingers in the email [[fingers]].
*Strong Sad is seen [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiling]].
*Coach Z says [[jorb]].
*Homsar was previously referred to as "this little weirdo" in [[different town]].
*Strong Sad was first seen as the [[Grim Reaper]] in [[Experimental Film]].
*The hand that gives the Sad Kids candy was previously seen in [[hygiene]] and [[Career Day]].
*Homsar dressing up as Little Orphan Annie is another example of [[cross-dressing]].
*Strong Sad says "Grrrreetings" the same way he did in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Kinder Surprise|Kinder Überraschung]] has been referenced very briefly in [[alternate universe]].
*Strong Bad was previously shown being horrified by bare human hands in [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]].
*The Cheat's method of bathing may refer to Strong Mad Baths, one of the new boons The Cheat earns in [[privileges]].
*Right as Strong Sad realizes that The Popsmith was still alive after killing Pom Pom, [[cricket noises]] can be heard.
* The recurring musical sting uses the same tune that played along the mention of "Axe-Gun: Legends of the Brain-Outener" in [[rated]].

===Real-World References===
[[File:Majora's Moon.png|thumb|300px|What a totally unfrustrating likeness!]]
*McArby is a [[portmanteau]] of [[McDonald's]] and [[Arby's]].
*Strong Bad's comment about the moon falling refers to ''[[The Legend of Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'', in which, the moon would come crashing down after 3 in-game days (about 54-72 minutes real-world time, under normal conditions), causing a game over unless Link reset time using the Ocarina of Time. His comment about it being a "totally unfrustrating" manner of play refers to how this time limit and the inability to save during the prologue caused frustration among some gamers having to repeat similar parts of the game frequently as well as a feeling of being rushed. The face on the moon as he says this resembles the one in the game.
*The song that Homestar sings and the Poopsmith dances to is Saria's Song from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]]. In this game, the player must make Goron Chieftain Darunia dance to this song. This tune also plays in different locations in various later games in the series.
*Pom Pom is dressed as an enemy from the [[Namco]] game Dig Dug. The way the Poopsmith inflates and pops him with a pump is the same as how enemies are killed in the game.
*Marzipan says "Crystal, crystal, on the ball," a reference to the line "Mirror, mirror, on the wall" from [[Wikipedia:Snow White|Snow White]].
*When you click on Homestar at the end of the toon, the Easter egg wraps up with him claiming to be strong and able to kick. This, along with Homestar's costume, is a reference to Crispin Glover's 1987 [[Wikipedia:Crispin Glover#Late Night appearance|appearance on "Late Night with David Letterman"]] where he kicked at Letterman.
*Coach Z's Easter egg makes heavy reference to [[Wikipedia:Paula Abdul|Paula Abdul]], including her songs "[[Wikipedia:Opposites Attract|Opposites Attract]]", "Cold Hearted", and "Rush Rush". [[Wikipedia:MC Skat Kat|MC Skat Kat]] first appeared in Abdul's "Opposites Attract" video. Paula Abdul was also once a [[Wikipedia:Laker Girls|Laker girl]].
*Strong Bad's quote "Run, Marzipan, Run" is based on the source of Marzipan's costume, the [[German]] movie ''[[Wikipedia:Run Lola Run|Run Lola Run]]''.
**Marzipan's reply, "You [[Wikipedia:Kinder Surprise|Kinder Überraschung]]!" (lit. "children surprise"), refers to the German confection also known as "Kinder Surprise" or "Kinder Egg".
*Bubs's Easter egg is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction (film)|Pulp Fiction]]'', where his costume, Jules, originated from. Jules had a wallet saying a similar, but vulgar, phrase on it.
**Bubs pulling the brain from his hair is a reference to another scene from ''Pulp Fiction'', as is him holding a soda cup.
*''[[Wikipedia:Scarecrow and Mrs. King|Scarecrow and Mrs. King]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Jake and the Fatman|Jake and the Fatman]]'' were two 1980s crime drama series that aired on CBS.
**''Scarecrow and Mrs. King'' ran from 1983 until 1987 and starred [[Wikipedia:Bruce Boxleitner|Bruce Boxleitner]] as a spy who meets, works with, and eventually marries a divorced housewife played by [[Wikipedia: Kate Jackson|Kate Jackson]].
**''Jake and the Fatman'' ran from 1987 until 1992 and starred [[Wikipedia:William Conrad|William Conrad]] as a California district attorney with [[Wikipedia:Joe Penny|Joe Penny]] as his private investigator.
*The Cheat "lifts himself up by the seat of his pants" and "takes leave of this place... without leaving a trace", leaving only a pile of rocks bearing the word "UNLESS", just as The Lorax does.
**There is also a Thneed lying at The Cheat's feet when he is first shown. A Thneed is a product made from the Lorax's beloved Truffula Trees, and which (claims the Once-ler, the book's villain) "everyone, everyone, everyone needs".
**The Cheat speaks with jagged lines surrounding him, like The Lorax does.
*When Strong Mad says "MOVE-A MOVE-A", it is a reference to a lyric spoken in the Dire Straits song and video "[[Wikipedia:Money for Nothing|Money for Nothing]]".
*Homsar is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Little Orphan Annie|Little Orphan Annie]], and his line refers to "Punjab", a recurring character from that comic strip.
*Strong Bad's remarks about the King of Town's costume reflect the format of guesses made during [[Wikipedia:Cluedo|Clue]] (who, what, and where), on which the King of Town's costume is based.
*Strong Sad's RSS entry refers to [[Edgar Allan Poe]], [[Wikipedia:H. P. Lovecraft|H. P. Lovecraft]] and [[Wikipedia:Robert Bloch|Robert Bloch]].

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[[Image:ween03.png|thumb|Contact from beyond the grave?]]

Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat go toilet-papering. Strong Sad and Marzipan try to contact the spirit of [[Credenza]], her dead ficus plant. The rest of the crew go trick-or-treating.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|Puppet Homestar}} (Easter egg)

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'''Places:''' [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Spooky Woods]], [[The Stick]], [[The Halloween House]], Tennis Court (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Wednesday, October 29, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 6:00 ([[TV Time Toons Menu]]), 7:20 (Combined) (Actual)

'''Page Title:''' Get Scared NOW! Ask me how!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==Transcript==

''{The scene opens with Homestar Runner at Bubs' Concession Stand, finalizing a transaction.}''

'''BUBS:''' ...and 16 cents is your change. ''{drops the change on the counter}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa. Free money!

'''BUBS:''' So, what are you gettin' into tonight, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. ''{rubs his foot on the ground}'' Marzipan and those are gonna try to summon the spirit of her dead ficus plant, but that sounds dumb and boring. So I'll probably just end up trick-or-treatin'.

'''BUBS:''' What about Strong Bad? What's he doin'?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. You can never tell with that guy.

''{Strong Bad approaches the concession stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, Bubs. I'll have 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs. ''{looks around}'' ...And a corn dog.

'''BUBS:''' I got it all packed up for you in the wagon 'round back.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, pally.

''{Strong Bad and Bubs go around back.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''What'' is he ''up'' to?

''{titles:}''

<blockquote>
3 TIMES HALLOWEEN FUNJOB! 

a halloween-type cartoon by the brothers chaps 

talkings by matt and missy 

MU-HU-HA-HA
</blockquote>

'''MARZIPAN:''' Now Strong Sad, I need to make contact with Credenza. Homestar watered him with Yoo-Hoo while I was in Miami and he died and now I really miss him.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay. I'll need a photograph of the deceased ''{she gives him one}'' and two box Oreos. ''{Marzipan does a slight double-take.}''

''{cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat in their costumes with their supplies for the evening}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is gonna be so great you guys. Everybody's houses and pumpkins and trees won't know what hit 'em. ''{quickly and high-pitched}'' This is gonna be great!

''{The King of Town walks up.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hey, guys. What's up? What are we doing here? Making omelettes? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get out of here, old man! We're gonna be pelting people like you and houses like your castle with these eggs.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' C'mon! Let me hang out!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! Forget it! C'mon, los dudes. Let's go hit Marzipan's gaze-bo.

''{they all leave and the King of Town chases after them.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I'm dressed to Hamburgle... Robble! Robble!

''{cut to Homestar, Pom Pom, Coach Z, and Bubs standing around in their costumes}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I bet I get... a million pounds of candy this year. A million pounds!

'''BUBS:''' Whatever. I'm goin' for quality over quantity.

'''COACH Z:''' Same here, Bubsy. I'm holdin' out for cookies with gold-plated chocolate chorps!

''{Bubs sighs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We'll see about that. C'mon, Pom Pom. Let's go find some houses giving away lead candies!

''{Cut to a view of the sky.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Let 'er rip! ''{The Cheat grunts as many rolls of toilet paper are thrown into the air. The camera pans back to show that The Stick is covered, while Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat stand nearby.}'' Yes! All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers.

''{The King of Town walks up again.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I know how to use toilet paper. Let me try.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Listen... ahem... "Your Highness". We're about to egg the everloving crap out of your castle. It just won't be any fun if you're standing there!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Yeah it will! On account o' I'm totally cool!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly and quietly}'' No, you're not. ''{in a normal voice}'' But we're prepared to give you a dozen of these eggs ''{The Cheat grunts as if saying "here" as he lays down a carton of eggs in front of The King of Town}'' and let you wash it down with a roll of toilet paper, ''{Strong Mad throws a roll of toilet paper next to the eggs}'' in exchange for you leaving us alone for the rest of eternity.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{delighted}'' It's a deal! ''{The King runs off, taking his eggs and toilet paper with him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's what I thought.

''{cuts to a door opening to reveal Coach Z and Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' What the? Oh, I remember this house from a couple of years ago.

'''COACH Z:''' Track or Trort!

'''BUBS:''' C'mon, man.

'''COACH Z:''' Okay, Trick or Treat.

''{At this point you can choose what candy to give them by dragging it onto them.}''
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==== Swedish Fish ====
'''COACH Z:''' Oh, the Swordish Forsh!

'''BUBS:''' What did I just tell you?

'''COACH Z:''' Cut me some slack. It's a crowd-pleaser.

''{door closes}''

==== Delicious "Bag" ====
'''COACH Z:''' What is that? One of them old school candies? I got some old school for youse. ''{rapping}'' This year Halloween falls on a weekend. Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin'. Robbin' little kids for bags.

'''BUBS:''' Uh... he doesn't really mean we've been out robbin' little kids. ''{door begins to close}'' No, wai{{--}} ''{slam}''

==== Zagnut ====
'''BUBS:''' Aw, ZAG-nut!

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah. Aw, Zagnut!

'''BUBS:''' No, no. Aw, ZAAAG-nut!

'''COACH Z:''' Right, right. Aww, ZAAAAG-nut!

'''BOTH:''' AWWWWWW— ''{slam}''
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''{Choosing nothing by clicking anywhere on the screen, but not giving them a treat causes the door to close, and reopens with Stinkoman dressed as Speed Racer. Dragging the pumpkin near the door onto Bubs or Coach Z can also trigger this.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Check out my new cohs-PLAY! I'm a demon on wheels!

==== Zagnut ====
'''STINKOMAN:''' I can't eat that kind of bar because I'm in training. Don't you have any of the other kinds of bars? You know... energy bars... or power bars... or training bars?

==== Prawn ====
'''STINKOMAN:''' I love prawns. Simple as that! ''{dances}''

==== Jar labeled "Akira" ====
'''STINKOMAN:''' Eh. Ew. Aah! Nnn! Eh! Ew! Ahhhhh! ''{Giant tentacles and veins start coming out of his body where his right arm should be}'' That tickles.
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''{cuts to Pom Pom and Homestar walking along}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow, Pom Pom. Did you know that lady? Why'd she give you a hundred bucks? All's I got was a dang old Bit-O-Honey.

''{they stop at The Poopsmith, dressed up, who is sticking his shovel in and out of a pile of [[whatsit]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, Pom Pom. You knock this time. ''{Pom Pom does nothing}'' Fine. I'll ring the doorbell. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! ''{He rocks his head back and forth as if his head were a bell}'' The Poopsmith! Trick or treat! ''{The Poopsmith offers a scoop of whatsit. Pom Pom bubbles and leaves}'' Suit yourself. More for me. Lay it on me, Poop-Stick!

''{cuts to Strong Sad in his seance}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Credenza! Credwenzia! Credernz—

'''MARZIPAN:''' It's been two hours and we haven't heard anything. Credenza must hate me.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no! Maybe I just need to do this some more. Credenzel!!!

''{they hear a knocking sound}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What's that? That must be him.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yup. That sounds like a ficus.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner on the porch}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let, me, in. ''{hits the door with his head as each word is spoken}'' Da, da, da. Let me in!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{opening the door}'' Hey, you're not a dead ficus plant!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're so smart. I'm Homestar Runn—

'''MARZIPAN:''' Get in here, you guys. You're gonna scare away Credenza.

''{Cut to the King of Town, eating the last of his toilet paper.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo! Not bad for a first course. ...I'm still hungry.

''{cuts back to everyone at Marzipan's house}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I told you I'd get a million libs of candy.

'''BUBS:''' That sure doesn't smell like candy.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sniffs the bag}'' ''{slightly angry}'' Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

'''BUBS:''' ''{snickers}'' He sure did!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Any minute now. ''{electrical disturbances occur}'' Oooo!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Whoa! Electrical disturbances. There's definitely a powerful spirit present.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leans into the scene}'' You mean, like, the spirit of giving?

''{Outside, the King of Town is eating a string of candy corn lights}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eating noises}''

''{Marzipan walks up}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You've got to be kidding me! Stop doing that right now.

''{she goes back in}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Stop what? I don't do nothing!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Stupid, stupid King of Town. He gets on my nerv{{--}} ''{loud banging occurs}'' What the crap!?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think this is it!

''{outside, Strong Mad is punching the side of the house with a roll of toilet paper over and over}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sitting on throne made from stacks of toilet paper rolls}'' Uhhh, that's not really the conventional way to roll a house, but, uh, whatever works!

''{cut to inside, showing Strong Mad punching a hole in the side of the house.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' HIGGINS!!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, hi, Strong Mad. ''{mumbles}'' Stupid. This is stupid. He ate the candy corn lights.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. What's going on in here? You guys having one of those stupid moron parties or something?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay. Everybody say it with me this time.

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is boring! 
'''STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Credenza! 
'''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Cradernza!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Witch's brew! 
'''STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Credenza! 
'''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Cradernza!

''{A sudden gust of wind blows the candles out and the room goes dark.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Whoa. The lights went out.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa. Magic.

'''BUBS:''' Yup. I've dealt with this before. Lights: definitely out.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And somebody's a-grabbin' a-my butt.

''{the lights come on and there is a ficus plant on the table}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Credenza! You're alive!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Saints be praised! Credenza's alive!

'''STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN:''' Yay!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...and Strong Bad got to throw toilet paper at stuff!

'''STRONG BAD, STRONG MAD, AND THE CHEAT:''' Yay!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''... and I got a million pounds of candy! ''{No one cheers.}'' ''{quietly, to himself}'' Yay. ''{to the group}'' ...and the goblin showed up, dressed up like a Santam'n.

''{cut to The Goblin, who dances. His trademark music plays as he does.}''

'''ALL:''' Yay!

==Easter Eggs==
*In the scene where Bubs and Coach Z can be given candy, any mouse click that doesn't result in candy being given results in Stinkoman appearing, dressed as Speed Racer ([[#Zagnut 2|see the transcript]]).

*When the door opens for the candy giving scene, including the Stinkoman section, the light switch by the door can be flipped by clicking on it. It is not believed to have any effect.

*When Homestar says "I told you I'd get a million libs of candy", click on The Poopsmith's head until the scene ends to see Homsar's secret costume, Slash from Guns N' Roses.
*:''{lights dim, Homsar enters from the left}''
*:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaI'm open for interpretation! ''{waddles out}''

[[Image:Homestar puppet as McEnroe.jpg|thumb|"You can't be serious!"]]
*At the end when everyone is standing around, click the rightmost candycorn light (the one that's not lit) to see a bonus video. See "External Links" to view this video.
:''{Puppet Homestar is at a tennis court dressed as John McEnroe, holding a tennis racket.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously! You can't be serious! That ball was on the line! ''{taps ground with his racket}'' Come on! I don't believe this. ''{he throws his racket on the ground and storms off.}''

*After the cartoon is over, click on certain characters to hear them talk about their costumes.
**'''The Poopsmith'''
*:''{The Poopsmith rockets off to the right, flaming. (This is M.Bison's Psycho Crusher move)}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool. Flaming Poopsmith.
*:''{The Poopsmith reappears from the left.}''
**'''Strong Bad'''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I really like your El Debarge costume.
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not El Debarge.
*:'''BUBS:''' No, no, he's Miami Sound Machine.
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm not.
*:'''COACH Z:''' He's Terence Trent D'arby!
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm Carmen freakin' Mir—no, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'.
**'''Strong Sad'''
*:'''COACH Z:''' Well, Strong Sad, this is a beautiful house you got here.
*:'''STRONG SAD:''' This is not my beautiful house!
*:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, and I haven't been introduced to your beautiful wife yet, neither.
*:'''STRONG SAD:''' This is not my beautiful wife!
**'''The Cheat'''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, The Cheat... Um... Dress up as something different next year. Thing's creeping me out.
**'''Bubs'''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs, I really like your dirty man outfit.
*:'''BUBS:''' Whatever you say, Homestar.
**'''Marzipan'''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Marzipan, what's with your sweater costume?
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Log Lady, huh? ''{amused}'' Maybe you should get together with the Poopsmith!
**'''Coach Z'''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Coach Z, I really like your Wesley Snakes outfit.
*:'''COACH Z:''' I'm Kool Moe Dee! You know, from The Treacherous 3?
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, see, I only saw Treacherous 1 and 2, so, um, I wouldn't know.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:Credenza|credenza]] is a piece of furniture, usually wooden, with a long top and several drawers for storing dinner- and silverware. It is most commonly used as a buffet setting for large meals. Less commonly, a [[Wikipedia:Credenza desk|credenza desk]] is a piece of office furniture having a long flat top and often containing file drawers, a kneehole, and accessories for a computer.
*[[Wikipedia:Cosplay|Cosplay]] (as mentioned in Stinkoman's greeting) is a form of dress-up done usually at anime conventions, where people dress up as anime characters they enjoy.
*When Homestar says "I told you I'd get a million libs of candy", he is trying to pronounce the abbreviation of pounds: "lbs".

===Trivia===
*This is the first Halloween toon to actually include the word "Halloween" in the title.
*This is the first major Halloween toon where the loading screen does not include any type of game.
*Up until [[Halloween Fairstival]], this was the longest holiday toon on the site.
*In the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Sketchbook]], it is revealed that a rejected Marzipan costume for an early Halloween toon was also a Speed Racer costume, [[Wikipedia:Speed Racer#Supporting characters|Trixie]].
*Zooming in on the change Bubs gives Homestar will reveal that all of the coins (a dime, a nickel, and a penny) have [[Presidents|George Washington]] on them, even though George Washington is only on the U.S. quarter and one-dollar bill in real life.
*[[Wikipedia:Bit-O-Honey|Bit-O-Honey]], [[Zagnut Bars|Zagnut]], and [[Wikipedia:Swedish fish|Swedish Fish]] are actual candies.
*The noise Stinkoman makes when he dances (when he is given prawn) is the same sound effect that [[Pan Pan]] uses to talk.
*Homestar mentions looking for houses giving out "lead candy". A million pounds of lead would take up about 40 cubic meters.
*The first sound the King of Town makes when he eats the candy corn lights is the same as when he eats the food flung at him in the game [[Revenge of the King]].
*There are a total of ten Easter eggs in this cartoon, even more than the Strong Bad Emails [[flashback]] and [[email thunder]], and the highest number of any Homestar Runner cartoon until [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Will the group be able to contact the spirit of Credenza?"

===Remarks===
*This Halloween episode carries on the tradition in which a secret scene with Homsar is activated by interacting with the Poopsmith somehow.
*In every other Halloween episode (except the first, for the obvious reason that Homsar didn't exist yet), activating Homsar causes him to appear with the rest of the group at the end. This episode is the exception{{--}}whether or not Homsar and/or Stinkoman are activated, they do not appear at the end.
*The rings around The Cheat's right "foot" (part of his Izzy costume) may suggest that this portion of his anatomy is actually a tail.
*When Homestar and Pom Pom are walking together, Homestar's wig can be seen shaking, but Pom Pom's necklace stays in place.
*This is one of the first times that Coach Z demonstrates his ability to speak without his trademark Upper Midwestern accent.
*Homestar knocks on Marzipan's door with his head, although it is implied elsewhere that his arms are merely [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible]].
*During the scene with the "electrical disturbance", it is unclear how problems with the house's power could be affecting the candles on the table, seemingly the only light source in the room.
*In the final group shot, each time a character is clicked to activate an Easter egg, Strong Bad closes his mouth (whether or not he has any lines) and opens it again once each egg is finished. Coach Z's arm also moves a little bit when Easter eggs are activated in the last scene.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar kicks the ground, he leaves a mark on it that disappears after Strong Bad shows up.
*When Bubs says he has all of Strong Bad's stuff "'round back", he goes through the back door without opening it.
*When The Cheat and The Brothers Strong leave The Stick after their deal with the King of Town, The Cheat's torch reappears in his hand.
*When Strong Sad chants "Credenza" with the rest of the group, his mouth doesn't move.
*When the lights flicker back on and Credenza is resurrected, the candles on the table disappear until the zoom-out when all characters exclaim "Yay!"
*During every Easter egg on the end screen accessible by clicking on a character, Strong Mad is illuminated.
*When Homestar and Pom Pom leave their meeting with Coach Z and Bubs, the moon on Pom Pom's body changes direction as he moves left.
*In the Ruffle version, if a candy is chosen during the trick-or-treat scene, Stinkoman's Easter egg will be triggered automatically.

===Inside References===
*Bubs's change for Homestar is another appearance of [[loose coins]].
*The Cheat's costume is an indirect reference to [[Original Book|the first Homestar Runner book]], which was written during the 1996 [[Olympics]] in Atlanta when [[Mike Chapman]] was a light rigger for the Australian telecasts of those games.
*Strong Mad also had visible chest hairs in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
*Though now focused on the King of Town's castle, Strong Bad previously wanted to "egg the everloving crap" out of Marzipan's house in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]].
*Bubs's line "I remember this house from a couple of years ago.", as well as the whole scene, is a reference to [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]].
**In addition, the [[Wikipedia:Detroit Tigers|Detroit Tigers]] baseball cap worn by Strong Mad as part of his Magnum, P.I. costume was previously worn by Pom Pom as part of his Michael Moore costume in The House That Gave Sucky Treats.
*The [[Delicious "Bag"]] first appeared in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]].
*Homestar Runner knocks on Marzipan's door with his head. In [[The Reddest Radish]], ''she'' knocked on ''his'' door in the same way.
*This toon marks the fifth appearance of [[witch's brew]].
*Strong Bad's response to everyone's [[What are you supposed to be?|incorrect guesses about his costume]] makes reference to his line in [[Homestarloween Party]] ("I'm Carmen freakin' Miranda!").

===Real-World References===
[[Image:Akirarunner.png|thumb|200px|"That tickles!"]]
*The page title is a parody of [[Wikipedia:Herbalife|Herbalife]]'s slogan "Lose Weight Now, Ask Me How".
*The photo of Marzipan's dead ficus plant that appears in the introduction and during the seance resembles "[[Wikipedia:Chuck the Plant|Chuck the Plant]]" from various [[LucasArts]] adventure games.
*[[Wikipedia:Yoo-Hoo|Yoo-Hoo]] is the name of a chocolate soft drink that is popular in the United States.
*[[Wikipedia:Oreo|Oreos]] are a popular brand of cookie.
*"Robble! Robble!" was the Hamburglar's [[catch phrase]].
*Coach Z's old school rap is the beginning of the fourth verse of the [[Wikipedia:Geto Boys|Geto Boys]]' 1991 hit song "Mind Playing Tricks on Me".
*The line "I'm a demon on wheels!" from Stinkoman's intro is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Speed Racer|Speed Racer]] theme song.
*The pills that can be given to Stinkoman are a reference to the anime film ''[[Akira]]'', where a similar thing happened to [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]].
*When Marzipan catches the King of Town eating her candy corn lights, he says, "I don't do ''nothing''!", possibly imitating the bumbling bellhop Manuel from [[Wikipedia:Fawlty Towers|Fawlty Towers]].
*When Strong Mad bashes a hole in the house, he yells "Higgins!"l This is a reference to the show [[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum, P.I.]] (where Strong Mad's costume comes from). Higgins is the manager of the estate where Magnum lives.
*The flaming maneuver the Poopsmith does after clicking on him is M. Bison's Psycho Crusher attack from the [[Street Fighter]] series. The move was known in earlier versions of Street Fighter II as the "flaming torpedo", hence the reference to a "flaming Poopsmith".
*Strong Sad's lines at the end{{--}}"This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!"{{--}}are lyrics from the song "[[Wikipedia:Once in a Lifetime (Talking Heads song)|Once in a Lifetime]]" by the [[wikipedia:Talking Heads|Talking Heads]]. This is appropriate, as Strong Sad's "big suit" costume is the one worn by their lead singer, [[wikipedia:David Byrne|David Byrne]], in the concert movie [[wikipedia:Stop Making Sense|Stop Making Sense]].
*[[Wikipedia:El DeBarge|El DeBarge]] and [[Wikipedia:Terence Trent D'Arby|Terence Trent D'Arby]] are 1980s R&B artists, and [[Wikipedia:Miami Sound Machine|Miami Sound Machine]] is a 1980s salsa band best known for their lead singer [[Wikipedia:Gloria Estefan|Gloria Estefan]].
*The line Homestar says to Coach Z at the end of the toon, "I really like your Wesley Snakes outfit", is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wesley Snipes|Wesley Snipes]], the actor who played the character Blade in all three [[Wikipedia:Blade (movie)|Blade]] movies.
*Puppet Homestar's tantrum is a reference to tennis superstar [[John McEnroe]], who was notorious for throwing tantrums during matches.

===Fast Forward===
[[File:3job.PNG|thumb|The theme's sheet music]]
*Strong Bad covers The Stick in [[toilet paper]] again in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*[[sloshy]] covered [[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)|the main theme with new lyrics]]. Originally performed at the [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show]] on October 7, 2016, the live recording was released in 2020 on their [[Degradest Hits]] album. On Halloween 2021, [[@strongbadactual]] posted [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2021#1454861977323458563|a music video]] for the song composed of clips from this toon on Twitter.
**The theme would also go on to inspire the background music for [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].
*Homestar's prop racket is used as a "spooky" decoration in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
*The theme song was featured on {{Decemberweenvent Calendar|day|11}}. The calendar included [[Decemberweenvent Calendar Character Variations|drawings of]] Credenza, the eggs and toilet paper, and a pumpkin carved to look like Homestar.

==DVD Version==
*The Homsar Easter egg is automatically enabled; no selecting required.
*The Stinkoman Easter egg is enabled by selecting the pumpkin at Bubs's feet with the DVD remote (rather than selecting a candy).
*There is no opportunity to see who is dressed up as whom at the end, unlike the website.
*All of the ending Easter eggs play automatically. They are played in this order:
**Strong Bad
**Coach Z
**Strong Sad
**Marzipan
**Bubs
**The Cheat
**The Poopsmith
*When the toon is played in "Play All", the treat for Coach Z and Bubs is automatically chosen. Also, Stinkoman's scene is automatically unlocked and his treat is also automatically chosen. The treats automatically picked are:
**'''Coach Z and Bubs''': Zagnut
**'''Stinkoman''': "Akira" Jar
*To access the Easter egg involving Puppet Homestar, push down on the remote control until the H*R logo lights up.
===YouTube Version===
*Same as DVD play all version, but includes the Puppet Stuff Easter egg at the end.

==See Also==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes]]

== External Links ==
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**[[oldhr:tennis.html|watch the Easter egg tennis video]]
**[[oldhr:tennis.swf|view the Flash file for the tennis video]]

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2022 Costume Pack Now Available

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[[Image:Homestarloween Deluxe.png|thumb|Strong Sad's take on the tale, now with extra graphics]]

Thanks to the power of downloadable content, Homestar's [[Homestarloween Party|very first Halloween cartoon]] gets some new upgrades.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}, {{Film|Visor Robot}}, {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, [[Stave It Off Guy]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Puppet Homestar}} (YouTube only), {{Film|The Homestar Runner (storybook)}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Fat Dudley}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), [[The Demon|The Arrow Smith]] (Easter egg)

{{costumeslink}}

'''Places:''' [[Spooky Woods]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, October 23, 2022

'''Running Time:''' 6:29 (Flash), 11:57 (YouTube)

'''Page Title:''' 2022 Costume Pack Now Available!

==Transcript==
''{Spooky music plays.}''

<blockquote>Homestarloween 
Party 
 
Written, drawn, 
and directed by 
Matt, Mike, and Craig 
 
Voices by 
Matt Chapman 
and Missy Palmer 
 
Animation by 
the Brothers Chaps</blockquote>
''("©2000 homestarrunner.com" is written on the lower-right)''

''{Cut to the King of Town, Coach Z and Bubs.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I don't know, I think I prefer his work with the Furious Five much more. Uh, he had more street cred back then...

''{Homestar walks by and continues to do so throughout the scene.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, thanks for coming to my party, guy-

''{The cartoon pauses with a blue bar appearing in the upper-left. It reads "New DLC is available for this cartoon!"}''

''{The bar then reads "Downloading "2022 Costume Pack"", as a white line appears to download the pack.}''

''{The pack finishes downloading. The bar reads "DLC downloaded!"}''

''{The bar then reads "The cartoon will now restart.}"''

''{Cut to the King of Town, Coach Z and Bubs, who now are wearing different costumes.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh jeez, I don't know, I think I prefer his work with the Furious Five much more. Uh, he had more street cred back then...

''{Homestar walks by, and continues to do so throughout the scene. His costume gushes blood from the armholes and his voice has reverb.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, thanks for coming to my party, guys. ''{rapping; Coach Z dances}'' Ahh, it's Coach Z to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's Coach Z!

''{Switch to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...you know, I think it turned out pretty good. I mean Mom helped me do the boots, and I did the sewing—

''{Homestar walks by.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, lookin' good, Strong Bad. Death Clock or whoever, that's great!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, Death Clock ih- d—?! ''{shouting}'' For the last time, I'm some freakin' guy I chose at random from ''{not shouting}'' WarioWare.

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED THE DISCO GUY.

''{Switch to Marzipan, Strong Sad, Pom Pom and The Poopsmith, who is bobbing for pumpkins. He picks up a pumpkin and spits it into the bucket twice.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yesterday, I was out in the garden, and I was weeding, and there was this little worm... and...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aww, everybody looks so great! ''{stops walking}'' You know, there's more punch over there, if anybody... wants any.

''{At the last second of the shot, Homsar pops up from the pumpkin-bobbing pool.}''

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All riiiiiight, everybody! Line up! ''{holds up flashlight}'' We're gonna play ''{clicks flashlight on and off}'' Flashlight Ghost-Story-Telling with a Flashliiight! ''{thunder booms}''

''{Cut to Homestar still standing in front of Pom Pom, Marzipan and Strong Sad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay, okay! I'll go first.

''{A circle forms around him so his picture is now an inset of a new scene. The story begins in the Spooky Woods.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm... okay! ''{talking spooky}'' Once, there was this green gobliiiin... ''{a goblin appears, accompanied by a musical sting}'' and um, he used to... look aroooound... ''{the goblin looks around, accompanied by a musical sting}'' And um, I guess he did a daaance. ''{the goblin dances to a short song}'' ''{breaking character}'' Oh man, that was terribl-

''{The blue bar re-appears. It reads "Downloading "Goblin Dance Moves Upgrade".}''

''{The bar finishes downloading. It then reads "DLC downloaded!".}''

''{It then reads "The cartoon will now restart."}''

''{The screen briefly fades to black, before fading back in.}''

''{The bar reads "Just kidding."}''

''{The goblin now does a more well-animated dance to the remix from Most in the Graveyard. Homestar looks on.}''

''{Homestar passes the flashlight to Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' And... the goblin, he had a Grem-

''{The blue bar re-appears. It reads "Downloading "Lesser Characters Ghost Story Expansion"}''

''{The bar finished downloading. It reads "DLC downloaded!" Coach Z now takes Bubs's place.}''

'''COACH Z:''' And this gorblin! He bought a new fridge!

''{The car turns into a fridge. As Coach Z speaks, the fridge is morphed to fit his description. The goblin nods.}''

'''COACH Z:''' And he tricked it out with a drawer freezer, French doors, and an ice maker that dispenses ballpark ice! Y'know, the kind that kinda looks like little icy tater-torts. ''{A pile of ice cubes dispenses from the fridge with the sound of an engine revving.}'' 36 by 65 inches, 28 cubic feet of food storage, I mean we're talking some freaking hus-tle! ''{The hubcap spikes and tricked-out tailpipes are added to the sides of the fridge. The tailpipes blast flames.}''

''{Coach Z passes the flashlight to The Cheat, who makes Cheat noises throughout his segment. As he speaks, first the doors of the fridge bulge out. Then, the doors pop open, revealing a disembodied blue arm and a disembodied blue leg. A disgusting pink thing bulges out from the freezer drawer. A pair of eyeballs attached to long optic nerves pop out from the pile of ice. A blue hand rises from the dirt to the left of the fridge, and a blue arm holding a detached blue leg pops out from a knothole of a tree on the right. Finally, a drawing of the sun smiling and wearing sunglasses appears on the fridge. The Cheat passes the flashlight to Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! ''{A chef's toque appears on the goblin.}'' And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! ''{A blue wizard's hat with stars and moons appears on the fridge.}'' Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT! ''{A pile of hats appears, and a large maroon top hat plops on top of the pile.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, brother! Gimme that! ''{snatches the flashlight from Strong Mad}'' So then the robot came{{--}}

''{The Visor Robot walks onscreen from the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {{--}}and he started vaporizing anybody with his vapor-gu-

''{The blue bar re-appears. It reads "Downloading "Robot Graphical Upgrade".}''

''{The bar finishes downloading. It reads "DLC downloaded!". The Visor Robot now has a three-dimensional shiny metallic appearance.}''

''{As Strong Bad yells, Visor Robot blasts the various dead body parts and the hats with his laser vision. Everything hit by a laser now explodes loudly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And he was like "You take this, and you'd better, you, and you take this, everybody's gonna die!" And then he said, ''{The Robot jumps backwards. The Goblin takes a sideways leap out of the way and peeks behind the fridge}'' "Oh, the Gremlin! I hate the Goblin Gremlin! Bah!"

''{The Visor Robot kicks the fridge over the trees. However, the Goblin, who has evaded the attack, stays behind.}''

''{The blue bar re-appears. It reads "Downloading "Strong Bad Human Nose Pack".}''

''{The bar finishes downloading. It reads "DLC downloaded!" The circle zooms in to the center of the screen, as the nose of Strong Bad's costume is replaced with a more CG-looking one, with jiggle physics, and the mustache now looks much hairier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, this nose is amazing! Look at it doingo boingo! ''{Strong Bad rocks his head back and forth}'' Doingo boingo doingo boingo doingo boingo... I need to get some more punch.

''{The circle zooms back out to its original position. Strong Bad passes the flashlight to the King of Town and walks off.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oooh, oooh!

''{The Visor Robot and Goblin stand across from each other and all the food appears that the King mentions in between them.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' And then there was fried fish and Heavenly Ha-

''{The blue bar re-appears. It reads "Nerf The King Of Town's Food Dumbness?" Two options are presented: "Yes?" and "Very Yes?" The latter is selected.}''

''{All the food inexplicably disappears. Strong Sad instantly takes his place with a splat sound.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And so it turns out the robot had a human brain ''{a circle showing the interior of the Robot's head shows a human brain inside it}'' that was stolen from a ki-

''{The blue bar re-appears. It reads "Downloading "Strong Sad's Less Pathetic Voice Sound Pack"}''

''{The bar finishes downloading. It reads "DLC downloaded!"

''{A boy and a girl walk in from the left.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Now with his modern voice}'' -kindly old man. And the children of that old man came to the robot looking for their father, and they called out to him.

''{A speech bubble with an exclamation point in it appears on the girl. They move in closer.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the robot's human brain remembered his children and his stolen life, and he was moved to tears.

''{Tears drip down from the robot's visor, which causes sparks to appear on his exterior.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' But the tears shorted out his circuits and fried his brain.

''{The robot topples over, crushing the two kids and the goblin. The robot's brain is thrown clear and begins to slide in a pool of brain juice.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the robot toppled over, and he crushed his children, and the Goblin, too. And none of them lived. ''{clicks the flashlight off}''

''{Cut to Bubs, Coach Z, and the King of Town crying.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{crying}'' Oh, jeez, what a total downer!

''{They walk away, still crying.}''

''{Cut to a wide shot as everyone begins leaving.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, I'm outta here!

''{The Poopsmith sighs deeply and walks away.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{crying}'' That's the saddest story I've ever heard! You can't come to next year's party.

''{Marzipan walks away crying.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sadly, with blood spurting onto Strong Sad's sweater and on the ground in front of him as he talks}'' Gee... thanks for coming to my party, Strong Sad.

''{Homestar sighs and walks away.}''

''{Everyone except Strong Sad leaves, and crickets start chirping. An owl hoots as Strong Sad clicks the flashlight on and off a few times.}''

''{The blue bar re-appears. It reads "Downloading "Modicum of Effort on the Animation Pack"}''

''{The bar finishes downloading. It reads "DLC downloaded!"}''

''{Strong Sad's hands are now animated to show him holding the flashlight and using his fingers to click the flashlight on and off. A close-up circle is added to the right for emphasis.}''

''{Cut to the ending screen, showing the moon behind the trees. A far-off wolf howls.}''

''{The old-style costume list screen pops up, complete with costume voting message. The blue bar re-appears. It reads "Downloading "Later That Night".}''

''{The bar finishes downloading. It reads "DLC downloaded!". The scene changes to the since-2001 standard stand-around-and-comment-on-each-others'-costume screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I forgot that this cartoon didn't have a stand around and comment on each other's costumes part.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{rapid monotone}'' The tradition of standing around in the Spooky Woods after a Halloween cartoon and commenting on one other's costumes began in 2001 with the cartoon ''The House''{{--}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Pipe down, you walkin' Homestar Runner Wiki!

'''STRONG SAD:''' This cartoon contains another reference to the Homestar Runner Wiki.

'''STRONG BAD:''' This cartoon's about to contain another instance of blood if you don't shut up.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I can help with that!

''{He leans over and spurts blood out of his armhole, then alternating to the other side, then both}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sptoo! Ptoo! Instance of blood!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on The Cheat:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Cheatcliff! Cheatcliff! No one should be in a third-rate Garfield cartoon!

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it finally happened: Coach Z ran out of rappers to dress up as and had to repeat one.
:'''COACH Z:''' No, no! I've never dressed up as anybody from Run-DMC! Honest!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There's no way, Coach Z. You definitely did in, like, 2003, 2005, maybe.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I specifically remember there being like a "King of Rork" joke or maybe it was "Work This Way".
:'''COACH Z''': ''{scatting and dancing to the tune of "Walk This Way"}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{speaking concernedly and rapidly}'' Are we really not going to address how Coach Z has fingers in this cartoon?!

*At the end, click on Pom Pom:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Pom Pom, I really like your Twinkie the Kid ate too many Twinkies as a kid costume!
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' More like, I hanker for a hunka cheese council propaganda!

*At the end, click on the King of Town:
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' It was the right costume to do, and a tasty way to do it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, are you simultaneously the Quaker Oats guy and Wilford Brimley?
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Wilford Brimley ''was'' the Quaker Oats guy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, but he didn't dress like a Quaker, he just was like, the pitchman, standing in a kitchen, making breakfast.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No no, I'm with the King on this one. Wilford Brimley would hatch from his cocoon, covered in oatmeal and then say his famous catchphrase.
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Di-a-betus!

*At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, how come both your costumes in this cartoon gotta be like, ''{wiggling his arms in disgust}'' medically naked?
:'''STRONG MAD''': YOU LEAVE MY BREAD BASKET OUT OF THIS!
:''{his nose buzzer goes off}''

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{accented}'' A-Guillermo, can you check and see if Stephen Pearcy from Ratt is still in my torture chamber?
:''{graphic comes in from the side of Stephen Pearcy and a rat from the Vampire's Castle Disk 4 of 12 in a torture chamber}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, master. Can you make me a vampire now?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' BAT!
:''{Strong Mad's hair flutters and flies off his head like a bat, and falls back on}''

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Corporate accounts payable, Marzipan speaking. Just a moment. Corporate accounts payable, Marzipan speaking. Just a moment.
:'''BUBS:''' PC Load Letter?
:'''COACH Z:''' PC Lourde Letter?
:''{A printer labeled "PC Lourde Letter" falls on Homsar}''

*At the end, click on the Poopsmith:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Poopsmith, I really like your evil Tron costume.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, that{{--}} that is literally what he is. That was like, a real character in a movie.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You mean that doesn't count as one of my delightful misinterpretations?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope, your description was dead-on. You blew it this time, Homestar.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awww, end of line. Like, this is the end, of my line of dialogue. Thank you.

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, Homestar, let's get this over with. Just say the line.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahem... It's just a flesh wound ''{bleeds; although the way he says it sounds like he said "Fresh wound"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you say "Fresh wound"?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I said ''{bleeds; pronounces it the same}'' flesh wound.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's not the right quote, it's just a flesh wound.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah yeah, that's what I said, ''{bleeds}'' fresh wound.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, alright, let me hear you say "In the Flesh".
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You mean like, ''{bleeds}'' medically naked?
:''{Strong Mad's buzzer goes off. He opens his mouth in shock.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, just say the expression! "In the flesh".
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, ''{bleeds}'' in person.

*At the end, click on Homsar:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, let me guess, Homsar: ''{Homsar voice}'' You're a poem from the '60s!
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit my frontal lobe!
:''{The Yipiyuk pops out of the window on his head and falls onto Marzipan's head. It growls and bites its way downwards}''

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Ringo, I really cotton to your Sonny Bono from that one Scooby-Doo episode getting eaten by a pink and green cotton candy monster costume and that's no lie.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' We all live in a yellow bathyscaphe.

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating a WarioWare-esque fanfare}'' Pwa-pwa-pwao!
:''{A WarioWare style screen appears with the Stave It Off Guy. On the bottom of the screen is a lit fuse, leading towards a bomb. The command "Shave it off!" is shown.}''
:''{Music plays as a razor shaves off his mustache. As the bomb explodes, the Stave It Off Guy turns to the camera, looking shocked.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cackles wickedly}''

*At the end, click on the moon to see a Beatles-inspired Storybook:
:''{Homestar counts and numbers appear on the screen}''
:'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 2, 3, 4
:''{A storybook appears, entitled "The Homestar Runners and the Yellow Bathyscaphe" with Marzipan dressed as John Lennon playing the guitar with two Homestars dressed as Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney behind her. As they reach the left of the screen, Marzipan rapidly grows long gray hair and a beard}''
:'''SINGERS:''' Homestar, run, run. Homestar, run, run.

*At the end, click on the skull to see an Old-Timey scene:
:''{The Homestar Runner and Fat Dudley are standing in an old-timey city area, with a sign that says "Arrow Smith" on it pointing to the right}''
:'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Waurk this way with me, Fat Duds!
:''{He scats "Walk This Way" as they dance to it}''
:''{pan over to the Arrow Smith hammering on an arrow next to Old Timey Strong Bad}''
:'''OLD TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Yes, that's it, The Arrow Smith, cast me an ample quiver's worth. Indeed, my backstagèd boogie shall set trousers aflame!

*At the end, click on the jack-o'-lantern to see Homestar comment on costumes from Homestarloween Party:
:''{on the original costume screen from Homestarloween Party; Homestar, Strong Sad, and Strong Bad talk with exaggerated versions of their old voices.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Sad! I really like your dad from ALF with gravy on his head costuuuuuuuu-uuu-uuu-uuume!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Mr. Shumway, tear down this wall... between our house and the Ochmoneks' house... and don't eat the cat.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Homestar, more like smells like ''your'' spirit. Because you gonna die!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good one, Strong Bad, our voices are so great!

==YouTube Version==
[[File:YT Autoplay - Top Ten Piles.png|thumb|I don't believe it! I won't believe it!]]
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "This year's new Halloween cartoon is an old Halloween cartoon with new DLC!"
*In the "Later That Night" segment, the pumpkin and skull that activated Easter eggs have been removed.
*The Easter eggs are played in the order of:
**The Cheat
**Coach Z
**Pom Pom
**The King of Town
**Strong Mad
**Strong Sad
**Bubs
**The Poopsmith
**Homestar Runner
**Homsar
**Marzipan
**Strong Bad
*After the costume Easter eggs, a blue box appears saying "The End". The screen then fades out to a fake autoplay of "TOP TEN PILES! (You Won't Believe #7)", then the other Easter eggs play in the order of:
**Yellow Bathyscaphe
**Old-Timey
**Original Costumes
*Afterwards, another blue box appears reading "The For-Real-Actual-End-I-Promise DLC".

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"DLC" ({{w|downloadable content}}) is additional content created for already released media (usually a video game), distributed online by the publisher.
*"Nerfing" in gaming terminology refers to a game element being weakened either through patching or in-game debuffs.
*"Death Clock" is a mispronunciation of {{w|Deathlok}}, a cyborg character from [[Marvel]] comics, possibly conflated with fictional band {{w|Dethklok}}.
*The URL is [[HR:toons/ween22|toons/ween22]], breaking the norm of current URLs.

===Trivia===
*This is the earliest that a full-length Halloween toon has been released.
*Using the dimensions Coach Z has listed, a fridge that is 36 inches wide and 65 inches tall would have to be about 2 feet deep to hold 28 cubic feet of storage.
*Strong Bad calls Strong Sad a "[[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments|walkin' Homestar Runner Wiki]]" at the beginning of the "Later That Night" segment.
*This toon has fifteen clickable Easter eggs, the most of any toon to date.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad says, "Oh, brother!" as he takes over the story. In the original, it was an expression of annoyance with Marzipan, but this time, the person he takes over from ''is'' his brother.
*Because The Cheat and Strong Mad's replacement parts of the story don't introduce any living characters, the Visor Robot doesn't actually kill anyone with his vapor-gun.
*Because of recycled audio clips, Strong Bad still refers to the fridge as a Gremlin.
*Strong Bad does not have the human nose during the Later That Night segment.
*Contrary to the claims of Homestar Runner and Strong Bad, Coach Z had never dressed as a member of [[Run-DMC]] before.
**Coach Z [[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes|dressed up as Kool Moe Dee]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|2003]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes|as Theo Huxtable]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|2005]].
*While not a clickable Easter egg, Homsar's appearance in this toon is once again tied to something related to the Poopsmith; in this case appearing in the pool where the Poopsmith is bobbing for pumpkins.
*Several of the characters' updated costumes are directly analogous to their previous costumes:
**Coach Z is yet another rapper.
**Both of Strong Mad's costumes are, "like, medically naked."
**The King of Town is again a cereal mascot; {{w|Cap'n Crunch}} cereal is manufactured by {{w|Quaker Oats Company}}.
**The Cheat is a cartoon cat character: {{w|Garfield}} in the original and Riff-Raff from ''{{w|Heathcliff (1984 TV series)|Heathcliff}}'' in the remake.
**The Poopsmith is {{w|List of Tron characters#Tron/Rinzler|a variation}} of {{w|List of Tron characters#Tron 2|Tron}}.
**Pom Pom is a food-related mascot.
*As Strong Sad would have said, the segment where the characters would discuss their costumes after the cartoon ended began with [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], the second Halloween cartoon.
**Also as Strong Sad points out, Coach Z's costume in both this toon and Homestarloween Party [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Fingers|have fingers]], while he normally has mitten hands.
*Three costumes are from media that debuted after Homestarloween Party: Dr. Crygor (2003), Rinzler (2010), and Guillermo de la Cruz (2019).
*Homestar calls Marzipan "Ringo" (a different member of the [[Beatles]] than she is dressed up as), and she responds by spoofing the lyrics of "{{w|Yellow Submarine (song)|Yellow Submarine}}", a song that featured {{w|Ringo Starr}} on lead vocals.
*In addition to the costume pack, this toon differs from Homestarloween Party in the following ways:
**The song that Homestar sings when walking past Coach Z is changed (''see'' [[#Real-World References|Real-World References]]).
**The scene where Marzipan tries to get everybody to stand boy-girl-boy-girl and ends up standing next to Strong Bad is cut.
**Homsar, who [[homsar|had not yet been created]] in 2000, is added to the cartoon.
**Marzipan and Pom Pom's additions to the story are cut completely, despite the download bar calling it an expansion.
*Homestar pronounces the L in the word "flesh" as a W sound, making it indistinguishable from how he would pronounce "fresh"; however, normally his speech impediment doesn't affect the letter L.

=== Goofs ===
*Strong Bad's yellow glove turns blue for two frames. This was fixed in the YouTube version.

===Inside References===
*The [[Homestar Quiz]], in its question asking what The Cheat's costume was in the original toon, gave Heathcliff as an option, alongside the correct answer of Garfield.
*The options for nerfing the King of Town are "Yes" and "Very Yes", the latter of which calls back to the error message in [[virus]].
*Homestar's costume spouts, and Strong Bad makes a meta reference to, [[blood]].
**Such a reference to blood was previously made in the DVD commentary for [[diorama]].
*The [[YouTube:L4zyy_NzKww|music]] that plays during the upgraded Goblin dance is taken from [[Most in the Graveyard]].
*During his segment of the story, Coach Z uses the phrase "[[you know, the kind]]..."
*The Cheat's segment in the story is bulging full of [[severed body parts]].
*Strong Bad getting a human nose may be a reference to [[licensed]], where it is one of the requirements for licensed unlicensed Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.
*The song that plays in Strong Bad's Easter egg is a sped-up version of "Stave It Off 1, 2, 3", the song that the Stave It Off Guy sang in his debut in [[for kids]]. It also resembles the "Holiday Cheer Cramlist" music from [[A Decemberween Mackerel]], itself a sped-up version of that toon's title music.
*"The Homestar Runners and the Yellow Bathyscaphe" is a callback to "The Homestar Runner and the Bathyscaphe" from [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]].
*The song from the Storybook Easter egg is a Beatles-style cover of the theme song from [[Super NES]] and [[Theme Song Video]].
*The King of Town's comment regarding Pom Pom's costume uses the "[[more like]]" construction, and mentions [[cheese]].
*The YouTube autoplay preview references [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]].
*Homsar's association with the [[Heavy Lourde]] is referenced, as is his being a "song from the '60s" (a reference to the email [[interview]]). Strong Bad also [[Impersonations of Other Characters|imitates him]] when providing the aforementioned phrase.
*Strong Bad calls back to Stephen Pearcy from [[Ratt]] being in his torture chamber in [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]].
*The "downloading DLC" sound effect is the counterpoint to the "[[Everybody Everybody]]" song.
*"Backstagèd boogie" is an instance of [[-èd]].
*The Homestarloween version of Homestar pronounces "costume" in a drawn-out manner with wavering pitch similar to how he pronounces certain phrases in very early toons, such as his pronunciation of "Strong Bad" in [[The Reddest Radish]].

===Real-World References===
*The designs of the various notification boxes that pop up throughout the toon are modeled after those of {{w|Valve Corporation|Valve}}'s digital distribution service {{w|Steam (service)|Steam}}.
*The sound effect that plays when the notification boxes pop up is similar to the pause sound from various ''[[Mario]]'' games, starting with ''Super Mario Bros.''
*Homestar's "Cheatcliff" song is based on the first lines of the [[YouTube:9LLb8EBU9nQ|opening theme]] of ''{{w|Heathcliff (1984 TV series)|Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats}}''.
*Homestar raps to the chorus of "{{w|It's Tricky}}" by [[Run-DMC]] to Coach Z.
**Referencing Run-DMC and [[Aerosmith]]'s connection via "{{w|Walk This Way#Run-DMC/Aerosmith version|Walk This Way}}", "Arrow Smith" is a pun on the latter band's name. Old-Timey Strong Bad also paraphrases the line "[https://genius.com/3386737 the backstage boogie set your pants on fire]" from "{{w|Sweet Emotion}}".
**The Old Timey Easter egg may be a reference to {{w|Walk this way (humor)|the classic vaudeville gag on the double meaning of "walk this way"}}. Black-and-white filmed examples of the gag include [[The Three Stooges]]' "[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3hyvjt Don't Throw the Knife]" or [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wchqfLA5d0&t=110s the hunchbaked Igor's limp] in ''{{w|Young Frankenstein}}'', both of which have variously been reported to have inspired the Aerosmith song.
*The "disco guy" from ''[[Nintendo|WarioWare]]'' is [https://www.mariowiki.com/Jimmy_T Jimmy T].
*Strong Bad's Easter egg resembles a ''WarioWare'' microgame where the bomb timer appears at the bottom of the screen. Strong Bad similarly laughs like Wario.
**[[The Brothers Chaps]] have [[WarioWare D.I.Y. Compilation|shown off several actual Homestar-themed microgames]] made with ''{{wp|WarioWare D.I.Y.}}''
*Strong Bad's line during the Strong Sad Easter egg is an impression of Nandor, a vampire and Guillermo's master in the TV series ''{{w|What We Do in the Shadows (TV series)|What We Do in the Shadows}}''.
**Strong Mad's line is an additional ''What We Do in the Shadows'' reference: the vampire character Laszlo always calls out "Bat!" when transforming into a bat.
*Marzipan's line during the Bubs Easter egg is a reference to Nina from ''[[Office Space]]'', who repeatedly says the same thing with her own name.
*"{{w|PC LOAD LETTER}}" is an additional ''Office Space'' reference, a printer error message that consistently frustrated office employee Michael Bolton.
*{{w|Twinkie The Kid}}, who Homestar identifies Pom Pom's costume as, is the official mascot of Twinkies, created by Hostess in 1971.
*The King of Town's line in the Pom Pom Easter egg is almost exactly "{{w|Time for Timer|I Hanker For A Hunk O' Cheese}}", the title of the first PSA featuring Timer.
*"[[YouTube:0rqB3jbhn1M|It's the right thing to do and a tasty way to do it]]" was one of the variants of {{w|Wilford Brimley}}'s {{w|Quaker Oats}} sign-off slogans.
*Homestar's line during the King of Town Easter egg about "Wilford Brimley hatching from his cocoon" is a likely reference to {{w|Cocoon (film)|the 1985 film ''Cocoon''}}, which Brimley stars in. This was previously referenced in [[buried]].
*"Diabeetus" is Brimley's [[YouTube:kFIsoq63lwo|oft-memed pronunciation]] of "diabetes"; Brimley suffered from the disorder and spent decades raising awareness of diabetes.
*"[https://whatwilltodaybring.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/20130721-131542.jpg The Yipiyuk]" is a poem from {{w|Shel Silverstein}}'s ''{{w|Where the Sidewalk Ends}}''.
*Marzipan growing a large white beard during the Homestar Runners and the Yellow {{w|Bathyscaphe}} Easter egg is a reference to the "When I'm Sixty Four" sequence in the film ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}''.
*Homestar compares Marzipan’s costume to {{w|Sonny Bono}} in a ''[[Hanna-Barbera|Scooby-Doo]]'' episode with "a pink and green cotton candy monster".
**Said monster appeared in ''{{w|Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed}}''.
**Sonny Bono appeared with his then-wife {{w|Cher}} in season 1 of ''{{w|The New Scooby-Doo Movies}}''.
*"Mr. Shumway, tear down this wall" is a parody of a famous quote from {{w|Tear down this wall!|a 1987 speech}} by then-US President Ronald Reagan, imploring Mikhail Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall.
**"Mr. Shumway" is reference to Gordon Shumway, {{w|ALF (character)|ALF}}'s full name. The "dad from ALF" was named Mr. Tanner. The Ochmoneks were their nosy next-door neighbors.
*In the Homestarloween Party costumes Easter egg, Strong Bad taunts Homestar with a reference to "{{w|Smells Like Teen Spirit}}", {{w|Nirvana (band)|Nirvana}}'s signature song.

===Fast Forward===
*An actual DLC was released for the previous year's game, [[Halloween Hide & Seek]], later that month.

==External Links==
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Fake YouTube End Screens

2026-06-24T20:28:59Z

DEIDATVM: Was also skeptical about it, but it's all there (and also add those fixes that were mentioned and a bit more)

[[File:YT Autoplay - Top Ten Piles.png|thumb|[[Not X|Not]] [[for real]].]]
''From [[PAX East - 8 Apr 2018|a 2018 appearance at PAX]]:''
<blockquote>'''[[MIKE CHAPMAN]]:''' When we do YouTube stuff, we usually have the Easter eggs at the end automatically since you can't click. 
'''[[MATT CHAPMAN]]:''' We put a fake-out thing that looks like the next video is loading, so at least there's some sort of, like{{--}} 
'''MIKE:''' "Oh, it's a secret!" 
'''MATT:''' {{--}}you still have to find it. We're trying to preserve all that.</blockquote>

[[homestarrunnerdotcom|YouTube versions]] of [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] [[Toons|toons]] sometimes feature '''fake [[YouTube]] end screens''', designed to give the false impression that the video has ended. These screens typically reference nonexistent videos that contain visual and/or textual gags related to Homestar Runner; they may also parody clichés of [[YouTube]] video titling, thumbnail design, and subject matter. These screens are followed up by [[Easter eggs]], in the manner of {{w|post-credits scene}}s in film.

At first, the end screens spoofed YouTube's "related videos" feature, where after a video ends the player automatically presents a grid of twelve videos similar to what the viewer has just watched; the fake versions featured nine thumbnails. From email [[too cool]] (uploaded Aug 14, 2017) onward, videos began imitating YouTube's "autoplay" feature. These presented a single thumbnail at the end, covered with a dark gray matte, and featuring a header consisting of the words "Up next", a title for the video, and the name of the channel (homestarrunnerdotcom); there is an autoplay button with a radial wipe in the center, along with a cancel button beneath to stop the autoplay. In both cases, the end screens are not interactive due to limitations of the YouTube video player.

Only two of the "videos" shown in the thumbnails {{--}} [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition|Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix]] and [[Social Media Crap Compilation 3#Strong Mad vs Drinks|Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks]] {{--}} have actually been released. [[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]], a concept which originated here, later was made into an actual video. A proposed CGA Peasant's Quest sequel was also [[Halloween Hide & Seek Responses#Your button...|promoted]] by [[The Poopsmith]] in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] and was shown in the [[Destructoid Interview - 16 Jan 2024|2024 Destructoid Interview]].

==Related Video Thumbnails==
=== [[Fish Eye Lens]] ===
[[Image:Fisheye_YT_Thumnails.jpg|thumb|220px|left|Don't look for these so much.]]
The YouTube version of Fish Eye Lens was the first toon to make use of fake "related videos" thumbnails.

{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[#track1|Space Track]]
| [[#CRT1|Joystick Wagglin]]
| [[#peasant1|Homestar Runner and a peasant]]
|-
| [[#cardgage1|Senor Cardgage]]
| [[#laser1|orange laser beam]]
| [[#puppet1|Puppet Homestar]]
|-
| [[#strong1|Strong Bad]]
| [[#bubs1|Bouncing Bubs]]
| [[#pompom1|Pom Pom peeking]]
|}

{{clear}}

=== [[Halloween Safety]] ===
[[Image:WeenSafety_YT_Thumbnails.png|thumb|220px|left|Don't look for these, too.]]
Some of these thumbnails use similar concepts as ones in Fish Eye Lens.
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[#CRT2|Joystick Wagglin]]
| [[#field1|Broken Sword]]
| [[#homsar1|Channel Surfing]]
|-
| [[#peasant2|Homestar and an archer]]
| [[#puppet2|Puppet Homestar]]
| [[#marzipan1|Photo booth]]
|-
| [[#theking1|"the worst"]]
| [[#cardgage1|Senor Cardgage]]
| [[#laser1|orange laser beam]]
|}

{{clear}}

=== [[sbemail 206]] ===
[[File:YouTube206.png|thumb|220px|left|"Are you sure this is gluten-free?"]]
All but one of the thumbnails have been reused from the previous toons.
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[#marzipan2|Photo booth]]
| [[#cardgage1|Senor Cardgage]]
| [[#track1|Space Track]]
|-
| [[#puppet2|Puppet Homestar]]
| [[#theking1|"the worst"]]
| [[#laser1|orange laser beam]]
|-
| [[#CRT2|Joystick Wagglin]]
| [[#field1|Broken Sword]]
| [[#homsar1|Channel Surfing]]
|}

{{clear}}

=== [[Flash is Dead!]] ===
[[File:flashisdeadfakethumbnails.png|thumb|220px|left|"The death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!"]]
The thumbnails in this toon are all new, although two of them are very similar to previously-seen thumbnails.
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[#Fsack1|The End of Flash]]
| [[#PBTC1|Pow'd By The Cheat!]]
| [[#pompom2|The New Style!]]
|-
| [[#dancedance1|Still Dang Dancin'!]]
| [[#plushbad1|Plush Strong Bad]]
| [[#puppet3|Puppet Homestar]]
|-
| [[#fourstrongbads|Strong Bad ×4]]
| [[#peasant3|Bouncing Peasant]]
| [[#coolstripes1|Cool Stripes w/ The Poopsmith]]
|}

{{clear}}

=== [[Strong Bad Classics!]] ===
[[File:Porridge Maiden YT Thumbnails.png|thumb|220px|left|"Sounds unsavory..."]]
While none are specifically the same, most are derivatives of previous thumbnails.
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[#ThnikkaQuest|ThnikkaQuest]]
| [[#PBTC2|Powdered!]]
| [[#CoolStripes2|Cool Stripes]]
|-
| [[#collage1|Kaleidoscope]]
| [[#homsar2|Homsar Keyboard Hoppin']]
| [[#CRT3|Joystick Waggling]]
|-
| [[#tooclose|"TOO CLOSE"]]
| [[#puppet4|Coffee Town]]
| [[#Fsack2|6 Hours of F-Sack]]
|}

{{clear}}

===Full list===
{{hresetcount|thumb}}
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=240 | Thumbnail !! Description !! width=15%|Introduced In
|- id="track1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb spacetrack.png|250px]]
| [[Coach Z]] and [[Strong Sad]] on the [[Race Track]] in [[outer space]], beginning to float away due to the lack of gravity.
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|- id="CRT1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb swordquest.png|250px]]
| A photograph of a CRT television displaying [[Wikipedia:Swordquest|''Swordquest: Earthworld'']]. The [[Videlectrix Guys]] appear in the lower-left corner, alongside the title "[[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix]]".
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|- id="CRT2"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb hauntedhouse.png|250px]]
| A second "[[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix|Joystick Wagglin' with the 'Trix]]" video, featuring [[Wikipedia:Haunted House (video game)|''Haunted House'']]: a framed picture of The [[Videlectrix Guys]] next to a four-switch [[Atari 2600]], a Spectravideo Quickshot third-party controller, and a copy of the game. The caption reads "Joystick Wagglin' with the 'Trix". This would [[#Fast Forward|eventually be expanded]] into [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition|an actual video]].
| [[Halloween Safety]]
|- id="CRT3"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:JoystickWagglingGOODGRAPHICS.png|250px]]
| A third "[[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix]]" thumbnail: a photograph of a CRT television displaying a single oversized green pixel with the caption "[[GOOD GRAPHICS]]". The Videlectrix Guys again appear in the lower-left corner by the title.
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|- id="peasant1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb peasantfield.png|250px]]
| [[Homestar Runner]] and a peasant from [[Peasant's Quest Proposed Sequels|Peasant's Quest Online?]] standing in [[The Field]] with snow on the ground.
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|- id="peasant2"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb archersky.png|250px]]
| Homestar and an [[Mendelev and Dongolev|archer]] from [[Peasant's Quest Proposed Sequels|Peasant's Quest Online?]] floating in the sky.
| [[Halloween Safety]]
|- id="cardgage1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb mt cardgage.png|250px]]
| A tiny [[Strong Bad]] walking up [[Senor Cardgage]]'s head.
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|- id="laser1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb laserstar.png|250px]]
| Homestar standing in an older style Field, with an orange laser beam in place of his head (which is now on the ground). Homestar's [[Homestar Runner without his hat|hat is missing]].
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|- id="puppet1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb coffeetown 6.png|250px]]
| [[Puppet Homestar]] and [[Mike Chapman]] sitting in front of a curtain with a cup of [[coffee]]. The caption reads "COFFEE TOWN WITH HOMESTAR + MIKE, episode 6".
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|- id="puppet2"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb coffeetown 3.png|250px]]
| Puppet Homestar and Mike Chapman again sitting in front of a curtain with a cup of [[coffee]]. This time the image is mirrored and a black [[TVTropes:/Main/BeardOfEvil|evil beard]] and eyebrows are crudely edited onto Mike. The caption reads "COFFEE TOWN WITH HOMESTAR + MIKE, episode 3".
| [[Halloween Safety]]
|- id="puppet3"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb showdownatcoffeetown.png|250px]]
| The same image of Puppet Homestar and Mike as before, with the caption "Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike" Episode 12. However, the name of the show is covering Mike's face.
| [[Flash is Dead!]]
|- id="puppet4"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:coffeetwonepisode16.png|250px]]
| Puppet Homestar and Mike Chapman sitting in front of a curtain with a cup of coffee. The caption reads "COFFEE TWON  WITH HOMESTAR + MIKE, episode 16". The entire picture is color-negative.
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|- id="strong1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb centibad.png|250px]]
| Strong Bad in front of a red-yellow gradient. In place of his legs are several more torsos that continue off the screen, some of which have extra arms, resembling a centipede.
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|- id="bubs1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb bubskeys.png|250px]]
| A small [[Bubs]] hopping over the [[Compé]]'s keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. Bubs is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la [[Where U Goin' 2?]].
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|- id="peasant3"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb peasantjumpcompejump.png|250px]]
| A peasant from Peasant's Quest Online? hopping over the Compé's keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. The peasant is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la Where U Goin' 2?.
| [[Flash is Dead!]]
|- id="homsar2"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:HomsarKeyboardHoppin'.png|250px]]
| A small Homsar hopping over the [[Compé]]'s keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. Homsar is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la Where U Goin' 2?.
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|- id="pompom1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb pombrain.png|250px]]
| [[Pom Pom]] peeking out of a stylized human brain.
| [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|- id="field1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb blademan.png|250px]]
| Bubs and Coach Z in The Field. Coach Z is wielding a broken sword. Bubs is wearing a bobble hat.
| [[Halloween Safety]]
|- id="homsar1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb homsar surf.png|250px]]
| [[Homsar]] is surfing on a giant remote control. This scene takes place in the [[basement of the Brothers Strong]], but [[the couch]] is missing.
| [[Halloween Safety]]
|- id="marzipan1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb pomzipan.png|250px]]
| [[Pom Pom]] and [[Marzipan]] posing for a [[Wikipedia:Photo booth|Photo booth]] portrait decorated with bells. Marzipan's eyes blink once.
| [[Halloween Safety]]
|- id="marzipan2"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb pomzipan cheat.png|250px]]
| Pom Pom and Marzipan posing for a Photo booth portrait decorated with bells. Marzipan has [[The Cheat]] stuck in her throat, and her hair is now misaligned from her head. She has two mouths, one in the correct position and one where The Cheat's eyes should be. Both are frowning. Again, Marzipan's eyes blink once.
| [[sbemail 206]]
|- id="theking1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb the worst.png|250px]]
| [[The King of Town]] and [[The Poopsmith]] posing with a caption that reads "the worst".
| [[Halloween Safety]]
|- id="Fsack1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb fallout4leakedpicture.png|250px]]
| Homsar and [[F-Sack]] in The Field as an explosion occurs in the background. This is a reference to the "meteor", which Strong Bad compared Flash's death to.
| [[Flash is Dead!]]
|- id="PBTC1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb FALCONPOWD.png|250px]]
| A thumbnail drawn by The Cheat reading "[[Powered By The Cheat|Pow'd by The Cheat]]".
| [[Flash is Dead!]]
|- id="PBTC2"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb PowderedByTheCheat.png|250px]]
| A [[Powered by The Cheat]] drawing displaying the words "Powdered by The Cheat" and a bottle of "talc".
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|- id="pompom2"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb thenewfashiontrend.png|250px]]
| Pom Pom is seen on blue gradient without a head and his eyes moved onto his body. White text above him reads "The New Style!" This variation resembles [[Middle School Variation|Baby Pom Pom]] from [[high school]].
| [[Flash is Dead!]]
|- id="dancedance1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb thebubsdancingbug.png|250px]]
| A cross-eyed dancing Bubs on a gray floor against a purple polka-dotted background with text above him reading [[Dancin' Bubs|"Still Dang Dancin'!"]]
| [[Flash is Dead!]]
|- id="plushbad1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb plushiebad.png|250px]]
| A real-life plushie Strong Bad in a room with a Martina Navratilova poster in the background. This plushie was first seen as a "stunt double" replacing the [[Puppet Strong Bad|Strong Bad puppet]] in some quick shots in [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], and was first shown clearly in a Tweet by [[@StrongBadActual]].
| [[Flash is Dead!]]
|- id="fourstrongbads"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb 4kids4strongbad.png|250px]]
| Four Strong Bads against a blue gradient with one of their arms extended.
| [[Flash is Dead!]]
|- id="coolstripes1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb cooltapescoolstripes.png|250px]]
| Multiple light brown, blue and white diagonal stripes. Text above reads "Cool Stripes w/ The Poopsmith".
| [[Flash is Dead!]]
|- id="CoolStripes2"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb MoreCoolStripes...Really.png|250px]]
| Multiple light brown, red, blue and white diagonal stripes. Text above reads "More Cool Stripes w/ The Poopsmith".
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|- id="ThnikkaQuest"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb Thnikkaman's Quest.png|250px]]
| [[Shark Tooth Bubs]] dressed as [[The Thnikkaman]] standing in front the [[old man]] in [[Peasant's Quest]].
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|- id="collage1"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:MarzipanCollageThing.png|250px]]
| An arrangement of multiple Marzipans, woolen hats from [[A Death Defying Decemberween]] and [[Telebision]] remotes, reminiscent of [[Happy Dethemberween]].
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|- id="tooclose"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ytthumb TOOCLOSESTRONGBAD.png|250px]]
| An extreme close-up of Strong Bad's face with the words "TOO CLOSE" written at the bottom.
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|- id="Fsack2"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:FSack6Hours.png|250px]]
| F-Sack from Flash is Dead! cast against a white background, captioned "6 hours of F-Sack".
| [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|}

==List of Autoplay Thumbnails==
{{hresetcount|thumb}}
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=240 | Thumbnail !! Video Title !! Description !! width=15%|Appears In
|- id="exactsameunboxing"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ExactSameUnboxingAutoplay.png|250px]]
|Breakfast Unboxing w/ The Exact Same
| [[The Exact Same]] next to a box of [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]. The thumbnail is cropped, leaving the tin can underneath the cereal box out of frame.
| [[too cool]]
|- id="strongmadvsdrinks"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:SquintmojiAutoplay.png|250px]]
|Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks
| A [[Strong Mad]] [[Homestar Runner Figurines|figurine]] on a table with some wind-up drink toys. This video was released on [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]] the same day.
| [[Squintmojis]]
|- id="puppetsuperoldgames"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YonderWebsiteAutoplay.png|250px]]
|Puppet Strong Bad Let's Plays those Terrible Old Games
| [[Puppet Strong Bad]] next to the [[Lappy 486#The Real Computer|"real-life" Lappy 486]], which is displaying the [[Handheld Games Menu]] with [[Homestar Quiz]] highlighted.
| [[Characters from Yonder Website]]
|- id="clappingparty"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:ClappingPartyAutoplay.png|250px]]
|Clapping Party 1080p - 10 hours
| A screen from [[Clapping Party]], a video game first seen in the email [[slumber party]].
| [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|- id="gunhaverphone"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:DecemberweenDangeresqueAutoplay.png|250px]]
|Calling Internet Customer Service with Gunhaver
| Puppet [[Gunhaver]] on the phone.
| [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|- id="fallasleepgreat"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Fall Asleep Great.png|250px]]
|Falling Asleep Great with Character 1 from Yonder Website
| Character 1 of [[Characters From Yonder Website]] gestures to a bed.
| [[The Next April Fools Thing]]
|- id="meeplegrove"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Meeple Grove Annihilation.png|250px]]
|[[Meeple Grove]] Market: Annihilation
| Several meeples of the main characters are shown amidst a blasted field and some fire.
| [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)|Trogdor!! The Board Game]]
|- id="arbordayspecial"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:Fake Autoplay - Arbor Day Special.png|250px]]
|The Cheat Commandos Arbor Day Special
| A [[Puppet Stuff]] version of [[Cyclops Homestar]] stands in front of a small village. Several [[Cheat Commandos]] figures are in his mouth.
| [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|- id="eyeballbarf"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Eyeball Barf ASMR.png|250px]]
|Eyeball Barf 10 Hour Loop - Deep Relaxation/ASMR
| [[Storybook Character Variations|Storybook]] [[Strong Mad]] continuously vomits eyeballs into a bathtub.
| [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]]
|- id="foldingchair"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Folding Chair Dungeon.png|250px]]
|Strong Bad's Folding Chair Dungeon (all 2.47 episodes)
| [[Strong Bad]] stands in the wrestling ring from [[yes, wrestling]], holding a microphone.
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
|- id="internets"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:tennywennybenny.PNG|250px]]
|Some Internet Kid Unboxes Large Bean Plushies
| [[Puppet Homestar]] sits at a table staring at a plush of [[Large Bean]] and wearing a trucker hat. His eyes are skewed.
| [[Halloween Hijinks]]
|- id="hallrunner"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:FriendlyWareAutoplay.png|250px]]
|Hallrunner Speedlong Runplay - 16 HOURS! [[DENNIS]]%
| The [[Hallrunner]] box art, slightly rotated on a black background.
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare]]
|- id="peasantsquestcga"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - CGA Peasant's Quest.png|250px]]
|Peasant's Quest CGA full playthru - CYAN TROGDOR?!
| A CGA-colored version of a screen from [[Peasant's Quest]]. Rather Dashing and the Kerrek are at some trees and Kerrek tracks. The text prompt is filled in with ">find better graphics".
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]]
|- id="pqtrailermissed"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Top 10 PQ Trailer.png|250px]]
|Top Ten Things You Missed in the Peasant's Quest Trailer
| [[Rather Dashing]] looking around, in a scene from [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
| Email [[parenting]]
|- id="boattake"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Say Boat Take.png|250px]]
|Why You Should NEVER Say '[[My Boat Take|Boat Take]]' in Public
| Strong Sad in his room, holding his hands to his mouth. He is surrounded by "shock" lines.
| Email [[parenting]]
|- id="cinematicuniverse"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - HR Cinematic Universe.png|250px]]
|Homepage Shared Cinematic Universe REVEALED
| A collage of [[Main Pages]] [[Main Page 1|1]], [[Main Page 20|20]], [[Main Page 8|8]], [[Main Page 15|15]], [[Main Page 16|16]], [[Main Page 19|19]], [[Main Page 21|21]], [[Main Page 26|26]], and [[Main Page 18|18]]. The last has [[Eh! Steve!]] visible. The word "REVEALED!!" is superimposed.
| Email [[parenting]]
|- id="cowlamp"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Cow Lamp and Bunny Slippers.png|250px]]
|Cow Lamp & Bunny Slippers: A Brief History
| A 3D image of the [[Cow Lamp]] and [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|Homestar's bunny slippers]].
| [[Cool Things]]
|- id="sweetercuppin"
| {{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT- Autoplay - Sweeter Cuppin Cakes.png|250px]]
|Sweeter Cuppin Cakes
| [[Sherlock]], [[Eh! Steve!]], and [[The Worm]] as cuter versions of themselves.
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]]
|- id="toptenpiles"
|{{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Top Ten Piles.png|250px]]
|TOP TEN PILES! (You Won't Believe #7)
| [[Puppet Homestar]] makes a [[pile]] of objects.
| [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]
|- id="carcare"
|{{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Car Care the Jibblies Way.png|250px]]
|Simple Car Care the Jibblies Way
| [[Jibblies Painting|Rocoulm]] crouching on a car engine
| [[The Show: Ween Edition]]
|- id="cobblestonekid"
|{{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Tofu Homestar Unaired Pilot.png|250px]]
|Tofu Homestar and the Cobblestone Kid (unaired pilot)
| [[Tofu Homestar]] and the Cobblestone Kid in front of a cobblestone path, the latter of whom is holding up a [[ham]].
| [[Front Facing]]
|- id="jackemup"
|{{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Jack-'Em-Up Kid Interview.png|250px]]
|Jack 'em Up Kid Interview Goes ON the Rails??!!
|[[The Announcer]] interviewing Homestar at [[AWMPSCE]]
|[[Back To A Website]]
|- id="chicken"
|{{hcount|thumb}}[[File:YT Autoplay - Next Level Chicken.png|250px]]
|Next Level Chicken in a Pan!! (Wait Until You See the Glass of Milk!)
|A single piece of chicken in a rusty pan with brown sauce dribbled over it, sitting on a dining room table with an empty chair nearby
|Email [[robots]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
:''For Fun Facts about individual end screens, see the articles for the toon they appear in.''
=== Remarks ===
*Several concepts reappear in multiple thumbnails:
** Homestar and a character from [[Peasant's Quest Proposed Sequels|Peasant's Quest Online?]]
** Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike
** Joystick Wagglin' with [[Videlectrix]]
** A character hopping over the Compé's keyboard on Strong Bad's desk and leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind it, à la Where U Goin' 2?
** Cool Stripes w/ The Poopsmith
** Play on words of [[Powered by the Cheat]].
** Numbered lists
=== Fast Forward ===
*Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix was expanded into a full [[YouTube]] video titled [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]].
*Episode 86 of [[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]] was live streamed on [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]].
*Strong Mad versus Wind-Up Drinks was {{prs|site=Instagram|BYWip7DjD67|28|Aug|2017|alt=released on Instagram}}, and later compiled in [[Social Media Crap Compilation 3#Strong Mad vs Drinks|Social Media Crap Compilation 3]].

== See Also ==
*[[Fake Error Pages]]
*The fake thumbnails in [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]]

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[[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

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==Fun Facts==
*I did not troll the fun facts. It was not for that purpose. If you ask me about it on my talk page, I will tell you its purpose. [[User:Pop tire|Pop tire]] 11:24, 26 Mar 2005 (MST)

:But you trolled [[Songs]] and created "Jesus Christ is Lord", which ''is'' trolling. You've been added to [[HRWiki:WikiTroll]]. →[[User:FireBird|''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>'']]

== Address ==

As said on some Fun Fact, What's her face's address says 412 S Figgis, Mundelow, but Gent's is 403.
:And... your point is... {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:35, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
::Considering that 68.109.127.103's last edit was in June, 4 days after this one, and ''none'' of his/hers are more coherent than this one, I kinda doubt you'll get an answer. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
:::Good point. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:42, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

== Wasn't Just For Email Once? ==
Did the email button used to link to other stuff before? -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 00:28, 13 Dec 2005 (PST)

== TBC email not working? ==

I tried to email the Brothers but I immediately got this response:
Hi. This is the qmail-send program at mx01.clt.homestarrunner.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

followed by the email I sent and a bunch of other stuff that looked like [[virus]]

Has constant spam got their email broken or am I just getting messed with? --[[User:165.173.126.88|165.173.126.88]] 19:39, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

:More than likely there was some sort of server glitch, or perhaps their inbox was full. Just guesses, there's no way to know for sure. I'd doubt their email would be down for an appreciable amount of time, though: try again. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:42, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

::It's been down since at least when this person noticed it: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Email&diff=369383&oldid=352064]. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 20:06, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

== Fitty Cent ==

How is "Fitty cent" a reference to the rapper [[Wikipedia:50 Cent|50 Cent]]? Wouldn't [[Wikipedia:50 cents|50 cents]] be more likely?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

:50 Cent is commonly called "Fitty cent". I believe this is because he was shot in the mouth (although I may be incorrect; however, it's unlikely. I mean, hasn't he gotten shot like, 9 times?!), and pronounces "fifty" as "fitty". {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:10, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

::Yup. [[Wikipedia:50_cent#Shooting|Wikipedia confirms it]]: "small but permanent slur in his voice." {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:13, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

:::I agree — I think it's a reference. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:17, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

::::Ah, OK, if you folks say so ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 11:31, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

==What's This?==
Does anybody know what this page is? {{User:ThePizz/sig}} 14:38, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I do. I found that page months ago. It is the spot where [[The Brothers Chaps]], and or anyone else with a [[homestarrunner.com]] email address, log in. Like the [[store]]'s email, [mailto:store@homestarrunner.com store@homestarrunner.com]. They'd type in, like, store, in the name, and the password in the password slot. (Obviously) Same for the brothers. Proof that I found this page before you did: Check out my personal image: [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg]. There's been a link to that login page for a while. And it could also just be a joke, but no one knows for sure. And if you could help with my image, still not sure of copyright status, and If you think it can't be a personal image, as it should be for the wiki to use, inform me please. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 18:17, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks. But, shouldn't this be a [[Secret Page]]? (Regarding the status of your image, I think it would be a web-screenshot, personally.) {{User:ThePizz/sig}} 21:30, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::No. As [[User:Loafing|Loafing]] said [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Secret_Pages&diff=next&oldid=607590 here], we shouldn't list anything that might be a security issue for TBC. I'm even a bit concerned that it's here on the talk page. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:03, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

You mean your concerned because you think someone might try to hack [[TBC]]'s mail system? I understand. Can I still keep the link to the email page from [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg my personal image page]? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 14:33, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

== E-mail ==

May I move this page to E-mail? Main pages are using it as a link to their respective e-mail buttons, and I thought it should be changed... because the buttons called "e-mail". {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 22:10, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
:No, I don't think it should be moved. There's only one "e-mail" on the page (on the mailbox itself). All of the other instances (including in the page title) are hyphenless. Just use a piped link. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:13, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

==Older versions==

While looking through the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine, I found something: There were two older versions of this page; one version, which was used from at least [http://web.archive.org/web/20020208133705/http://homestarrunner.com/email.html February 2002] to [http://web.archive.org/web/20030201084958/http://www.homestarrunner.com/email.html February 2003], was identical to the current page, except it had the page title "The Email Menu - 'It's not just for email anymore!'", and the button that currently links to the [[Strong Bad's Message Bored|Message Bored]] header instead linked to [[hr:updates.html|the old updates page]]. Another version, which was used from at least [http://web.archive.org/web/20030604065136/http://homestarrunner.com/email.html June 2003] to [http://web.archive.org/web/20031206082807/http://www.homestarrunner.com/email.html December 2003], was an HTML page, with the page title "Email Menu - It's Back to Being Just For Email Again!". (As the links suggest, there are two versions of this one; both versions have the same page title, no FAQ link, a form for email updates, and an email link to cascone@homestarrunner.com, which the page specifies as "the business guy". The first version has the store questions form on the page itself, while the second version instead has a link to a customer service page.) This is the most likely reason why the current page title is "Email Menu - It's maybe just for email againymore!"; the two titles were combined. --[[Special:Contributions/72.196.97.195|72.196.97.195]] 16:15, 14 September 2013 (UTC)
:The internet archive doesn't have an archive for the swf [http://web.archive.org/web/20040701000000*/http://homestarrunner.com/email.swf until October 2004], so the 2002-2003 swf may have been different. {{User:Mee/sig}} 08:56, 15 September 2013 (UTC)
::I think the crawling may have been inconsistent — even though the SWF itself is only archived as far back as October 2004, the 2002-2003 version of the page still retains a copy of it (despite the missing images from the interim HTML version), and it has the same file name as the current one. --[[Special:Contributions/72.196.97.195|72.196.97.195]] 22:48, 1 October 2013 (UTC)
Revisiting this due to {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Email&curid=920&diff=839646&oldid=839639&rcid=802722 this edit}}: Is it known that the 2002 to 2003 version of the page used the three mailers swf? As I said above, email.swf is only archived on the Wayback Machine as far back as 2004, so the version of email.html that shows up in the 2002 archived version of the page will only have the 2004 version of the swf due to the files being archived separately. {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 10:28, 29 May 2026 (UTC)
:I am aware that the Internet Archive isn't always perfect with matching archived SWFs to dated web page archives, but my bad for not double-checking the talk page here before editing (I just dove in since a lot of these "boring" pages that deal with out-of-universe stuff tend to get neglected). For what it's worth, I didn't have my own email address back in 2004 so I don't have any memories of what the page looked like around then. And, true, the Yahoo-backend-to-the-Flash-store customer service page that the mailer links to {{p|l=https://web.archive.org/web/20260000000000*/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/cusser.html is only archived as far back as 2004}}. Prior to that, the urls were {{p|l=https://web.archive.org/web/20020307022958/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/info.html info.html}} (c. 2002) and then {{p|l=https://web.archive.org/web/20030622181404/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/fafasqu.html fafasqu.html}} (c. 2003, presumably around when they started working with a fulfillment service), which there isn't an archive cataloging.
:I do think it's ''plausible'' that the 2002-2003 iteration of the page did use the mailers. The reuse of graphics from [[Homestar's Yearbook]], [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]], and the [[Strong Bad 404 Error Page]] (plus maybe the simpler design of [[The Field]]) means it's not unreasonable for the mailbox page to have been built around 2002-2003. The page title's "againymore" portmanteau would make sense if it's using a prior design "again". But ultimately we can't be sure, it might be something for a [[:Template:missinginfo]] or explanatory hatnote to clarify. --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 18:32, 29 May 2026 (UTC)
::Ah, good point on the use of older graphics, but yeah, {{t|missinginfo}} might be the best option without some record of the c. 2002 appearance of the swf (which the template is meant to encourage anyway). {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 14:52, 30 May 2026 (UTC)

== Bored Games ==

Clicking on the Strong Bad sticker on the mailbox seems to open up the Strong Bad Message Bored page in a new window, where you can play the Bored Games. Has anyone noticed this before? -Doormat T.
:[[Email#Easter Eggs|Easter Eggs]]. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 23:21, 9 May 2014 (UTC)
::...Oh. I'm blind. -DT

== Matt Chapman's Email? ==

Should we add the fact that Matt Chapman's email is matt@homestarrunner.com? If anyone could check if it would still work, that'll be good.
:Something tells me they're [[@StrongBadActual|trying to move away from email]]. I'm sure every email address with the homestarrunner.com domain has been spammed to death by now. That said, it might be worth it to mention that Matt's email '''''was''''' matt@homestarrunner.com, for completeness's sake. --{{User:Purple Wrench/sig}} 15:59, 18 January 2016 (UTC)

== One letter removed... but why? ==

Hi there! I just went to HomestarRunner.com and I detected that one letter saying "The Brothers Chaps" were removed, and the question is only... why. Can anyone please explain to us the reason why? Thank you! ;) --[[Special:Contributions/83.251.136.43|83.251.136.43]] 14:05, 5 September 2016 (UTC)

== I emailed the brothers chaps email a while ago==

I got this message back:

<blockquote>
Hi. This isn't so much of a valid email address no more. Not so much at all.

It's more of a deep dark pit.

A real great deep dark pit. 3br/2ba 1,700sq ft. Wanna make an offer on this pit?

</blockquote>

how valid is this? is this message a generic thing or did a brother chap write it? ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 18:34, 31 May 2023 (UTC)

:The fact that "brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com" was removed from this page and that [[Strong Bad Email]]s end with @StrongBadActual instead of "strongbad@homestarrunner.com" pretty heavily implies that they're moving away from email as a way to communicate with fans. I just sent a quick test email and got that exact same message as you just a minute later; it's an automated reply, and since the brotheros still own the homestarrunner.com domain they'd be the ones to write said message. A generic rejection message would be more formal and likely from mailer-daemon. --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 18:51, 31 May 2023 (UTC)

Yearbook Character Page

2026-05-30T13:24:47Z

DEIDATVM: hatnote for filename redirect (linking directly to Homestar's Yearbook page instead of disambig due to these two being the only listed items so far)

{{redirects|yearbook}} {{for|guestbook page|Homestar's Yearbook}}
[[Image:Yearbook page.png|thumb|right|220px|School days daze]]
The '''Yearbook Character Page''' is a [[school]]-themed [[characters]] page. Eleven characters are photographed, and each picture links to a short summary about the character.

An "autographs" portion of the yearbook includes signatures and salutations from several of the characters. Their personalities are further emphasized by their comments and handwriting {{--}} Strong Sad's superb penmanship, Pom Pom's [[Pom Pom's Girls|fliratious phone numbers]], and Strong Mad's difficulty with spelling.

'''Page Title (picture page):''' Yearbook

'''Page Title (autographs page):''' This year was the best!

==Transcript==
==='''{{Film|Bubs}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' Bubs C. Stand

'''Original Page Title:''' Bubs

''{Bubs is standing in front of a silhouetted concession stand, throwing a can and kicking it back to his hand.}''
<blockquote>
Bubs is an entrepreneur, 
but he can't spell that, so 
let's just say he's awesome. 
He runs the concession stand 
down at the sports fields. 
That's [[why come]] he's so fat. 
He keeps eating all his profits. 
But then he goes out and 
dances all the pounds off at 
Disco Tech, where he attends 
night courses. In his spare time he has boring 
conversations with Coach Z and reads back issues 
of Motor Trend magazine.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|The Cheat}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' The Cheat is a Millionare!

'''Original Page Title:''' The Cheat

''{The Cheat is standing in front of some blue spots. He narrows his eyes, shifts to both sides, and smiles, making his [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]] gleam.}''
<blockquote>
Nobody knows what the Cheat 
is exactly or where he comes 
from but my guess is Space. He 
sure does like to cheat though. 
His personal motto, "No rule is 
solid" and his love of all that is 
untrue and incorrect keep him 
from accomplishing very much. 
He gladly does all the dirty work for the Brothers 
Strong, and nobody ever seems to blame the 
Cheat for what he done. I mean he's the Cheat. 
Come on. When all is said and done, and your 
grandkids live on Mars, the Cheat'll be doin alright.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Coach Z}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' The Fightin' Coach Z

'''Original Page Title:''' Coach z

''{Coach Z is standing in front of a silhouetted clipboard and spinning a whistle with his hand.}''
<blockquote>
Coach Z is a crazy man from 
another country that sleeps 
in the locker room. He's also 
the best hope we've got for 
making it to state this year. 
The Coach knows how to 
get 110 percent out of 
Homestar and the rest of 
the team. He's the master 
of all the big sports. You know 
the ones I mean. The BIG ones. Coach also claims 
to have been a chart topping rapper back in his 
home country. We'll see about that.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Homestar Runner}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' Homestar Michael Runner

'''Original Page Title:''' Homestar Runner

''{Homestar is shown inside a blue star. He inhales, holds his breath, turns red and then blue, then exhales, panting for breath.}''
<blockquote>
This guy is everyone's best friend. 
He is 2 to 3 times better than 
the next best person in 
the world. That's why he 
wins everything and why 
everyone loves him so much. 
he can be pretty dumb, sure, 
but it's just cause he's so 
danged nice. His main man 
Pom-Pom is always there 
picking up the slack for him. Asked what his 
favorite season is, Homestar responded, "Sure." 
You can't beat that with a stick, can ya?
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|The King of Town}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' His Broiled Majesty High Kingimost of Towne the Third

'''Original Page Title:''' The King of Town

''{The King of Town is standing in front of a silhouetted tower. He falls asleep and wakes up, with his crown jumping and spinning in the air before landing back on his head.}''
<blockquote>
The King of Town is the elder 
statesman of [[Free Country, USA|Free Country 
USA]]. He doesn't really do 
anything other than [[The King of Town's Food|eat]] and 
sleep. Come to think of it, he 
doesn't even sleep. He only 
eats. And talks about eating. 
His reign as king dates back 
to before any of you were 
born, so don't worry about it. 
Also, he employs The Poopsmith for reasons 
no one is sure of, and he has a [[The King of Town's Sheep|flock of sheep]], 
also for reasons no one is sure of. Weird old man.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Marzipan}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' Marzipan

''{Marzipan is standing in front of several yellow flowers. She is holding a book, flipping a page and jumping a little.}''
<blockquote>
Marzipan is [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's 
girlfriend]]. No wait, she's not. 
Or she is, but don't tell her I 
said that. Anyway, Marzi can 
often be seen swimming with 
the dolphins in the swampy 
marsh or tending to her 
substantial herd of [[goats]]. Other 
hobbies include: BBQing, fencing, 
songwriting and oil painting (many of her 
paintings are laden with symbolic images). I think 
Strong Bad put it best when he described her as 
'a dirty hippie...without the dirt'.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Pom Pom}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' Pom Pom, Son of General Pom of Family Pom of the Isle of Pom

'''Original Page Title:''' Pom Pom

''{Pom Pom is standing in front of a large blue blot. He points in one direction, winks, and repeats in the other direction.}''
<blockquote>
Pom Pom is a pom, which 
means he comes from The 
[[Pom Pom, Too|Isle of Pom]], where all [[Pom Pom's girls|27 
of his girlfriends]] live. He's 
Homestar's best friend for 
sure and for true. His IQ is 
off the charts as is his 
attendance. His sharp wits 
often get ol' Homestar out of some pretty tight 
jams. I don't mean to call Homestar stupid or 
nothin but sometimes his excessive niceness 
can cloud his better judgement. And Pom Pom's 
always there to turn that cloud upside down.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|The Poopsmith}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' The Poopsmith

''{The Poopsmith is standing in front of a silhouetted pile of [[whatsit]]. He chews and blows a bubble gum bubble, which then pops.}''
<blockquote>
Here's what we know about the 
Poopsmith currently: 
He shovels [[crap]] for the King of 
Town. And he smells really bad. 
And that's it. Everything else 
is a mystery. Like what are 
those stains on his gloves? 
And how come he smells so 
bad? Homestar thinks he could be 
over 1,000 years old. And Strong Bad says he has 
[[X for Brains|crap for brains]]. But he's been calling everybody 
'crap for brains' lately so I wouldn't give that one 
too much thought.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Strong Bad}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' Strong Bad

''{Strong Bad is standing in front of a yellow explosion. He lifts his arms, looks up, and begins to shake his arms while the background flashes a few times.}''
<blockquote>
"I cannot tell a lie. You are so 
stupid." That's our Strong Bad, 
always charmingly irreverent, 
always a big jerk. He tries so 
hard to be lowdown and 
rotten but usually ends up 
being hilarious and in last 
place. With the help of his 
brother Strong Mad and their little 
yellow thing the Cheat, Strong Bad does everything 
he can to ruin Homestar's day, despite their 
one-time plans to get matching tattoos. All in all, 
Strong Bad will spit in your food and ask for a bite.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Strong Mad}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' Strong Mad

''{Strong Mad's face and upper body are seen inside a large M. He is inhaling and exhaling while slowly falling asleep. He drools on himself and wakes up again.}''
<blockquote>
If anyone is truly a big lug, 
Strong Mad is. This guy is 
dumb and strong, and that's 
pretty much the definition of 
a lug. One time, his brother 
Strong Bad asked him to pick 
up this one car. And so he did, 
but it was the wrong car. See? 
Dumb and strong. He'll do just 
about anything Strong Bad 
tells him to do. One time, he asked him to pick up 
this one car... oh wait, already said that one. Strong 
Mad and the Cheat are best friends. Hi-Five.
</blockquote>

==='''{{Film|Strong Sad}}'''===
'''Page Title:''' Strong Sad

''{Strong Sad is standing in front of a big teardrop. He rubs his eye with his finger and sighs.}''
<blockquote>
Strong Sad is a depressing lump. 
A fat, gray, [[Soolnds|elephant-footed]] 
depressing lump. But look at 
how cute he is. Awww. His 
brothers Strong Bad and 
Mad disowned him a while 
back because he refused to 
help them cheat. Plus they 
thought he was a total drag. 
Pretty much everybody thinks 
he's a total drag. But Homestar and the gang still 
love him even though he tends to worry too much 
and bring everybody down... and be a total drag.
</blockquote>

==='''Autographs'''===
<table border="0">
<tr>
<td valign="top" width="33%">
*Pom Pom:
<blockquote>
Sup! Wish we coulda 
got to know each 
other better this year. 
You're super-cute!! 
Gimme a call this 
summer. 
- Pom Pom 
home: (123) 456-7890 
[[Cell Phones|cell]]: (123) 555-8307 
pgr: (718) 555-1059
</blockquote>
*Strong Sad:
<blockquote>
I sat behind you 
all year, but you 
never noticed me. 
Now I'll probably 
never see you again. 
Oh well. 
-Strong Sad
</blockquote>
</td>
<td valign="top" width="33%">
*Marzipan:
<blockquote>
Stay sweet!! 
Don't eat meat! 
Kisses, 
Marzipan
</blockquote>
*Coach Z:
<blockquote>
You've got such 
great hustle. 
Keep 'er goin'. 
-Coach Z
</blockquote>
*Strong Mad:
<blockquote>
<strike>Srtong Med</strike> 
<strike>Strng Man</strike> 
<strike>String Mad</strike> 
SM.
</blockquote>
</td>
<td valign="top" width="33%">
*Strong Bad:
<blockquote>
Loser, 
you smell! Ha ha! 
No really, RHTS. 
-Strong 
Bad
</blockquote>
*Homestar Runner:
<blockquote>
Well, here we 
are... I dunno 
what to say. 
Um... see you 
tomorrow. 
Homestar 
Runner 
"2000"
</blockquote>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Homsar]] is not in the yearbook because he had not [[homsar|been created]] yet.
*Strong Bad's "RHTS" is an abbreviation for "Raise Hell This Summer", an exhortation popular in yearbooks of bygone decades.

===Trivia===
*By this point, the Poopsmith is now considered a main character. He had been excluded from [[Old Characters Page|the prior "Characters" page]].
*Bubs stands in front of a silhouetted [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]].
*Marzipan is depicted reading a book titled ''The Chronology of Moths''.
*The area code of Pom Pom's pager, [[Wikipedia:Area code 718|718]], covers the outer boroughs of New York City and is referenced in several hip-hop works. Due to the [[Wikipedia:North American Numbering Plan|numbering system]], an area code of "123" is not possible in North America.
*Several characters {{--}} Bubs, The Cheat, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, and Pom Pom {{--}} had their [[page title]]s expanded during the [[post-Flash site update]].

===Remarks===
*Although the word "[[Integral Article|the]]" is considered part of The Cheat's name, it is not capitalized like it usually is.
*The [[Navigation Bar|old pop-up menu]] can be accessed from the main "Yearbook" page, brought up by mousing over the bottom of the toon frame.
*The concept of The Cheat being from [[Outer Space|space]] has not been returned to in any cartoon.
**In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[flashback]], Strong Bad believes that The Cheat is from a giant [[egg]] filled with a lifetime supply of fish sticks.
*Strong Mad's misspelling of his own name as "Strng Man" is one letter away from [[Strong Man]], his [[Old-Timey]] counterpart.
*[[Disco Tech]] is a homonym for the [[French]] word "discothèque", meaning "[[Clubs (organizations)|dance club]]".
*The bits of bubble gum on The Poopsmith's page fly off the actual page, beyond the boundaries of the book.

===Goofs===
*Marzipan turns the pages of her book from right-to-left, the wrong direction for reading in English.

===Fixed Goofs===
*Coach Z's page had the title "Coach z", with an uncapitalized "z".

===Inside References===
*Bubs is throwing around the [[Can of Water Soup|can]] from "[[Kick the Can]]" on his page.
*Bubs's page also mentions the [[The Athletic Field|sports fields]].

===Real-World References===
*Disko Tech, spelled very similarly to Bubs's alma mater, is a school featured in oft-referenced ''[[Batman]]'' episode "{{w|The Joker Goes to School}}".

===Fast Forward===
*Later instances of Strong Bad's handwriting would standardize the use of the [[font]] AhnbergHand, instead of the lettering seen here..
*The statement that Coach Z "sleeps in [[Coach Z's Locker Room|the locker room]]" is revisited on several occasions {{--}}
**In [[A Jorb Well Done]], he sleeps on the bench listening to Strong Sad's cassette tape.
**In [[Coach Z's Character Video]], he tells the camera he usually sleeps on a bench.
**In [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], he rests in a locker.
*The [[Homestar Quiz]] asks "Where does Bubs attend night classes?" {{--}} the answer, "Disco Tech", is only concretely answered here. As of 2003, the Yearbook Character Page is [[Secret Pages|not linked to]] from anywhere on [[homestarrunner.com|the site]], making this question difficult to answer.
**The email [[rated]] depicts Bubs wearing a Disco Tech sweatshirt, though it does not explicate his relationship to the school.
*Homestar has a much easier time holding his breath here in the yearbook than he does in [[Halloween Fairstival]], when Strong Bad pays him to stop breathing.
*In the email [[virus]], Strong Mad is turned into this yearbook picture (accompanied by some of the text appearing) by [[the virus]].
*Homestar and Strong Bad again discuss their [[tattoo]] plans in [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]].
*In the email [[narrator]], Strong Bad points out that Bubs and Coach Z are having a boring conversation.
*Coach Z's ability to get "110 percent" out of the team is revisited in the title of [[Coach Z's 110%]].

==External links==
* [[HR:yearbook.html|view the Yearbook menu]]
* [[HR:yearbook.swf|view the Yearbook Flash file]]
<table width="100%">
<td width="50%" valign="top">
* View the pages for various characters:
**[[HR:yearbookb.html|Bubs]]
**[[HR:yearbookc.html|The Cheat]]
**[[HR:yearbookcz.html|Coach Z]]
**[[HR:yearbookhs.html|Homestar Runner]]
**[[HR:yearbookkt.html|The King of Town]]
**[[HR:yearbookm.html|Marzipan]]
**[[HR:yearbookpp.html|Pom Pom]]
**[[HR:yearbookps.html|The Poopsmith]]
**[[HR:yearbooksb.html|Strong Bad]]
**[[HR:yearbooksm.html|Strong Mad]]
**[[HR:yearbookss.html|Strong Sad]]
</td>
<td width="50%" valign="top">
* View the Flash files for various characters:
**[[HR:yearbookb.swf|Bubs]]
**[[HR:yearbookc.swf|The Cheat]]
**[[HR:yearbookcz.swf|Coach Z]]
**[[HR:yearbookhs.swf|Homestar Runner]]
**[[HR:yearbookkt.swf|The King of Town]]
**[[HR:yearbookm.swf|Marzipan]]
**[[HR:yearbookpp.swf|Pom Pom]]
**[[HR:yearbookps.swf|The Poopsmith]]
**[[HR:yearbooksb.swf|Strong Bad]]
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Talk:Email

2026-05-29T10:28:56Z

DEIDATVM: Going back to this discussion that's probably closer to the release of the original version of the page than today to question the squishy dates edit

{{featuredarticle}}
==Fun Facts==
*I did not troll the fun facts. It was not for that purpose. If you ask me about it on my talk page, I will tell you its purpose. [[User:Pop tire|Pop tire]] 11:24, 26 Mar 2005 (MST)

:But you trolled [[Songs]] and created "Jesus Christ is Lord", which ''is'' trolling. You've been added to [[HRWiki:WikiTroll]]. →[[User:FireBird|''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>'']]

== Address ==

As said on some Fun Fact, What's her face's address says 412 S Figgis, Mundelow, but Gent's is 403.
:And... your point is... {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:35, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
::Considering that 68.109.127.103's last edit was in June, 4 days after this one, and ''none'' of his/hers are more coherent than this one, I kinda doubt you'll get an answer. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:40, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
:::Good point. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:42, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

== Wasn't Just For Email Once? ==
Did the email button used to link to other stuff before? -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 00:28, 13 Dec 2005 (PST)

== TBC email not working? ==

I tried to email the Brothers but I immediately got this response:
Hi. This is the qmail-send program at mx01.clt.homestarrunner.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

followed by the email I sent and a bunch of other stuff that looked like [[virus]]

Has constant spam got their email broken or am I just getting messed with? --[[User:165.173.126.88|165.173.126.88]] 19:39, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

:More than likely there was some sort of server glitch, or perhaps their inbox was full. Just guesses, there's no way to know for sure. I'd doubt their email would be down for an appreciable amount of time, though: try again. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:42, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

::It's been down since at least when this person noticed it: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Email&diff=369383&oldid=352064]. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 20:06, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

== Fitty Cent ==

How is "Fitty cent" a reference to the rapper [[Wikipedia:50 Cent|50 Cent]]? Wouldn't [[Wikipedia:50 cents|50 cents]] be more likely?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

:50 Cent is commonly called "Fitty cent". I believe this is because he was shot in the mouth (although I may be incorrect; however, it's unlikely. I mean, hasn't he gotten shot like, 9 times?!), and pronounces "fifty" as "fitty". {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:10, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

::Yup. [[Wikipedia:50_cent#Shooting|Wikipedia confirms it]]: "small but permanent slur in his voice." {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:13, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

:::I agree — I think it's a reference. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:17, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

::::Ah, OK, if you folks say so ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 11:31, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

==What's This?==
Does anybody know what this page is? {{User:ThePizz/sig}} 14:38, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I do. I found that page months ago. It is the spot where [[The Brothers Chaps]], and or anyone else with a [[homestarrunner.com]] email address, log in. Like the [[store]]'s email, [mailto:store@homestarrunner.com store@homestarrunner.com]. They'd type in, like, store, in the name, and the password in the password slot. (Obviously) Same for the brothers. Proof that I found this page before you did: Check out my personal image: [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg]. There's been a link to that login page for a while. And it could also just be a joke, but no one knows for sure. And if you could help with my image, still not sure of copyright status, and If you think it can't be a personal image, as it should be for the wiki to use, inform me please. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 18:17, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks. But, shouldn't this be a [[Secret Page]]? (Regarding the status of your image, I think it would be a web-screenshot, personally.) {{User:ThePizz/sig}} 21:30, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::No. As [[User:Loafing|Loafing]] said [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Secret_Pages&diff=next&oldid=607590 here], we shouldn't list anything that might be a security issue for TBC. I'm even a bit concerned that it's here on the talk page. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:03, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

You mean your concerned because you think someone might try to hack [[TBC]]'s mail system? I understand. Can I still keep the link to the email page from [http://hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Hsr_webmail.jpg my personal image page]? {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 14:33, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

== E-mail ==

May I move this page to E-mail? Main pages are using it as a link to their respective e-mail buttons, and I thought it should be changed... because the buttons called "e-mail". {{User:Broncotroll/sig}} 22:10, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
:No, I don't think it should be moved. There's only one "e-mail" on the page (on the mailbox itself). All of the other instances (including in the page title) are hyphenless. Just use a piped link. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:13, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

==Older versions==

While looking through the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine, I found something: There were two older versions of this page; one version, which was used from at least [http://web.archive.org/web/20020208133705/http://homestarrunner.com/email.html February 2002] to [http://web.archive.org/web/20030201084958/http://www.homestarrunner.com/email.html February 2003], was identical to the current page, except it had the page title "The Email Menu - 'It's not just for email anymore!'", and the button that currently links to the [[Strong Bad's Message Bored|Message Bored]] header instead linked to [[hr:updates.html|the old updates page]]. Another version, which was used from at least [http://web.archive.org/web/20030604065136/http://homestarrunner.com/email.html June 2003] to [http://web.archive.org/web/20031206082807/http://www.homestarrunner.com/email.html December 2003], was an HTML page, with the page title "Email Menu - It's Back to Being Just For Email Again!". (As the links suggest, there are two versions of this one; both versions have the same page title, no FAQ link, a form for email updates, and an email link to cascone@homestarrunner.com, which the page specifies as "the business guy". The first version has the store questions form on the page itself, while the second version instead has a link to a customer service page.) This is the most likely reason why the current page title is "Email Menu - It's maybe just for email againymore!"; the two titles were combined. --[[Special:Contributions/72.196.97.195|72.196.97.195]] 16:15, 14 September 2013 (UTC)
:The internet archive doesn't have an archive for the swf [http://web.archive.org/web/20040701000000*/http://homestarrunner.com/email.swf until October 2004], so the 2002-2003 swf may have been different. {{User:Mee/sig}} 08:56, 15 September 2013 (UTC)
::I think the crawling may have been inconsistent — even though the SWF itself is only archived as far back as October 2004, the 2002-2003 version of the page still retains a copy of it (despite the missing images from the interim HTML version), and it has the same file name as the current one. --[[Special:Contributions/72.196.97.195|72.196.97.195]] 22:48, 1 October 2013 (UTC)
Revisiting this due to {{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Email&curid=920&diff=839646&oldid=839639&rcid=802722 this edit}}: Is it known that the 2002 to 2003 version of the page used the three mailers swf? As I said above, email.swf is only archived on the Wayback Machine as far back as 2004, so the version of email.html that shows up in the 2002 archived version of the page will only have the 2004 version of the swf due to the files being archived separately. {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 10:28, 29 May 2026 (UTC)

== Bored Games ==

Clicking on the Strong Bad sticker on the mailbox seems to open up the Strong Bad Message Bored page in a new window, where you can play the Bored Games. Has anyone noticed this before? -Doormat T.
:[[Email#Easter Eggs|Easter Eggs]]. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 23:21, 9 May 2014 (UTC)
::...Oh. I'm blind. -DT

== Matt Chapman's Email? ==

Should we add the fact that Matt Chapman's email is matt@homestarrunner.com? If anyone could check if it would still work, that'll be good.
:Something tells me they're [[@StrongBadActual|trying to move away from email]]. I'm sure every email address with the homestarrunner.com domain has been spammed to death by now. That said, it might be worth it to mention that Matt's email '''''was''''' matt@homestarrunner.com, for completeness's sake. --{{User:Purple Wrench/sig}} 15:59, 18 January 2016 (UTC)

== One letter removed... but why? ==

Hi there! I just went to HomestarRunner.com and I detected that one letter saying "The Brothers Chaps" were removed, and the question is only... why. Can anyone please explain to us the reason why? Thank you! ;) --[[Special:Contributions/83.251.136.43|83.251.136.43]] 14:05, 5 September 2016 (UTC)

== I emailed the brothers chaps email a while ago==

I got this message back:

<blockquote>
Hi. This isn't so much of a valid email address no more. Not so much at all.

It's more of a deep dark pit.

A real great deep dark pit. 3br/2ba 1,700sq ft. Wanna make an offer on this pit?

</blockquote>

how valid is this? is this message a generic thing or did a brother chap write it? ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 18:34, 31 May 2023 (UTC)

:The fact that "brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com" was removed from this page and that [[Strong Bad Email]]s end with @StrongBadActual instead of "strongbad@homestarrunner.com" pretty heavily implies that they're moving away from email as a way to communicate with fans. I just sent a quick test email and got that exact same message as you just a minute later; it's an automated reply, and since the brotheros still own the homestarrunner.com domain they'd be the ones to write said message. A generic rejection message would be more formal and likely from mailer-daemon. --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 18:51, 31 May 2023 (UTC)

Toons

2026-05-24T21:24:59Z

DEIDATVM: Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser

{{about|list of all toons}} {{for|toons menu itself|TV Time Toons Menu}} {{for|list of toons in order by release date|All Toons}}

[[Image:ToonsMenu2021.png|thumb|300px|The Latest Stuff menu]]

The '''toons''' are a central part of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Most cartoons that don't fall under the category of [[Strong Bad Email]]s are listed here. So have fun in your living room!
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== Menu Toons == {{hresetcount|Toons|Shorts|Holiday|Puppet Stuff|Video Stuff}}{{hresetcount|Teen Girl Squad|Answering Machine|New Stuff|Old}}
=== Toons ===
Prior to the site update, these were called Big Toons.
{{toontable}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = homestar runner and the brothers strong.png
| name = Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold
| chan = '''(G4G)''' ('''G'''oes '''For''' the '''G'''old)
| desc = The second Homestar Runner story written (but never produced) is finally animated for the 20th anniversary of the orginal storybook.
| descflash = 20th anniversary!
| time = 7 min 02 sec
| date = 2016
| prev = goes4gold
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = 2PartPart2.png
| name = Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2
| nameold = 2 Part Episode: Part 2
| chan = '''(RAM)''' (The '''Ram'''shankle)
| desc = Rogue mercenaries, The Topplegangers, break into the Headquarters Playset to free Blue Laser Commander.
| descflash = Straight Topplegangin' y'all!
| time = 5 min 10 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = ccdo7b
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = 2_Part_Episode-_Part_1.png
| name = Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1
| nameold = 2 Part Episode: Part 1
| chan = '''(BEF)''' ('''B'''ureau of '''E'''lite '''F'''ighting Forces)
| desc = There is division within the Cheat Commandos as they attempt to arrest Blue Laser.
| descflash = Flashfight finally shows up!
| time = 4 min 10 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = ccdo7
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = Kickball.png
| name = Kick-A-Ball
| chan = '''(KAB)''' ('''K'''ick '''A''' '''B'''all)
| desc = Homestar and Strong Bad pick teams for the big kickball game.
| descflash = Fair ups, no ghostmen, full pegs, kickball!
| time = 5 min 24 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = kickball
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = Captainface.png
| name = Career Day
| chan = '''(SCF)''' ('''S'''pace '''C'''aptain '''F'''ace)
| desc = Space Captainface shows Marzipan's class an educational SBASAF video about the life of a spacecaptianface.
| descflash = Are aluminum foil pants a career?
| time = 4 min 25 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = careerday
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = DNA Evidence.png
| name = DNA Evidence
| chan = '''(DNA)''' ('''[[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA''' evidence]])
| desc = All the dots are connected after months of build up in this explanation of the mysterious DNA evidence!
| descflash = Strong Sad gets to the bottom of this mess.
| time = 5 min 35 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = DNA
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = Marzipan eyelashes Homestar Date Nite.png
| name = Date Nite
| chan = '''(D8N)''' ([[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] for '''Date''' '''N'''ite)
| desc = Homestar and Strong Bad have to team up to ruin Marzipan and The Cheat's date.
| descflash = Are Marzi and Homestar finally going on a date?
| time = 4 min 17 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = datenite
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = Strongest Man Contest Judges.png
| name = Strongest Man in the World
| chan = '''(SMW)''' ('''S'''trongest '''M'''an in the '''W'''orld)
| desc = The 10 year anniversarial remake/re-boot/re-imagining of the original 1996 storybook.
| descflash = A re-telling of the old classic.
| time = 4 min 25 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = 10years
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = Weclome Back.PNG
| name = Weclome Back
| chan = '''(WCM)''' ('''W'''e'''c'''lo'''m'''e)
| desc = The gang talk about what they all did on their summer vacations.
| descflash = What I did on my summer vacation.
| time = 4 min 37 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = weclomeback
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = Saddy Dumpington 2.PNG
| name = A Folky Tale
| chan = '''(DMP)''' (Saddy '''D'''u'''mp'''ington)
| desc = Strong Sad spins the folky folk yarn of Saddy Dumpington.
| descflash = Strong Sad tries to get out of gym class.
| time = 4 min 10 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = dumpingtontoon
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = cool tapes.PNG
| name = Cool Things
| chan = '''(KUL)''' (Altered spelling of "cool")
| desc = Marzipan forms a band while Homestar tries to buy yellow paint. Dripping Yellow Madness moved away in the fifth grade, for thoise keeping score at home.
| descflash = Homestar writes on a wall. Bubs is closed.
| time = 4 min
| date = 2005
| prev = coolthings
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = Bug in mouth.PNG
| name = Bug In Mouth Disease
| chan = '''(BUG)''' ('''Bug''' in Mouth Disease)
| desc = The good times are over when Homestar Runner swallows a bug while engaging in his signature running.
| descflash = Homestar swallowed a bug?
| time = 5 min 10 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = buginmouth
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = sfd.png
| name = Shopping For Danger
| chan = '''(DOZ)''' (Cheat Comman'''dos''')
| desc = The Cheat Commandos must stop Blue Laser from saving money on their groceries for some reason.
| descflash = Blue Laser goes shopping.
| time = 4 min 56 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = commandos3
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = yousetmeup.png
| name = Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
| chan = '''(SBJ)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad is in '''J'''ail Cartoon)
| desc = When a botched heist goes wrong (is that redundant?), Strong Bad and The Cheat have to break out of jail in order to come out of retirement for one last job.
| descflash = Strong Bad gets pinched.
| descold = Strong Bad gets pinched. Strong Sad does Tai Chi.
| time = 6 min
| date = 2004
| prev = jailcartoon
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = parsnips.PNG
| name = Parsnips A-Plenty
| chan = '''(PAP)''' ('''P'''arsnips '''A'''-'''P'''lenty)
| desc = Parsnip soup is the order of the day in this old-timey throwback to when parsnip soup existed.
| descflash = The first Homestar talkie.
| time = 2 min 38 sec
| date = 2002
| prev = parsnips
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = Missing Cheat Poster.png
| name = Where's The Cheat?
| chan = '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''')
| desc = Strong Bad and those look for The Cheat after he stands them up at the stick. Marzipan thinks a sandwich is cute.
| descflash = Strong Bad can't find the Cheat.
| descold = Strong Bad can't find the Cheat. Marzipan goes nuts.
| time = 6 min 18 sec
| date = 2002
| prev = whereis
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = luau.PNG
| name = The Luau
| chan = '''(CFB)''' ('''C'''rap '''F'''or '''B'''rains)
| desc = All kinds of stuff I remember happens when Strong Bad and Marzipan plan parties on the same day.
| descflash = Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties face off.
| descold = Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties face off in the squared circle.
| time = 5 min 36 sec
| date = 2001
| prev = luau2
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = cantsayjob.png
| name = A Jorb Well Done
| chan = '''(JOB)''' (The word Coach Z attempts to say)
| desc = It's all hands on deck as Coach Z's midwestern accent begins to spiral out of control.
| descflash = Coach Z's accent gets out of hand.
| descold = Coach Z's accent gets out of hand. Really.
| time = 4 min
| date = 2001
| prev = cantsayjob
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = reddestradish.png
| name = The Reddest Radish
| chan = '''(RED)''' (The '''Red'''dest Radish)
| desc = Marzipan has to outsmart cheating Strong Bad in order to win the Reddest Radish contest which is actually more like the Biggest Radish contest. If you ask me.
| descflash = More like the Biggest Radish.
| descold = More like the Biggest Radish if you ask me.
| time = 2 min 23 sec
| date = 2000
| prev = radish
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = searchfortheyellodello.PNG
| name = In Search of the Yello Dello
| chan = '''(QLO)''' (The '''Q'''uest for the Yel'''lo''' Del'''lo''')
| desc = Homestar, Strong Sad, and Pom Pom quest for a rare bird for Marzipan's birthday present. DVD-ish features and commentary!
| descflash = Homestar seeks hot bird. DVD.
| descold = Homestar looks for a rare, hot bird. DVD.
| time = 6 min 45 sec
| date = 2000
| prev = yellodellomenu
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Toons
| img = kot dvd menu.png
| name = The King of Town (toon){{!}}The King of Town
| chan = '''(KOT)''' (The '''K'''ing '''o'''f '''T'''own)
| desc = Homestar and Pom Pom try to locate the King of Town's lost sheep. DVD-ish bonus features and commentary.
| descflash = KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD
| descold = The King has lost has sheep. DVD features!
| time = 2 min 02 sec
| date = 2000
| prev = kingmenu
}}
|}

=== Shorts ===
{{toontable}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = BackToAWebsite.png
| name = Back To A Website
| chan = '''(DOT)''' ('''dot''' com)
| desc = Strong Bad and Homestar celebrate 25 years of dot commery.
| time = 03 min 04 sec
| date = 2025
| prev2 = backtoawebsite/5708be3ad1-1744739035/menu_backtoawebsite.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = ZeeninIntoTheNight.png
| name = Zeenin' Into The Night
| chan = '''(ZIN)''' ('''Z'''eenin' '''I'''nto The '''N'''ight)
| desc = Limozeen rocks the spacelanes with one of those "oh man, life on tour is a trip" type songs!
| time = 03 min 34 sec
| date = 2024
| prev2 = zeenin-into-the-night/278e5228fb-1726840472/menu_zeenin.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = The Name of This Cartoon Would Ruin It Screenshot.png
| name = Front Facing
| chan = '''(FFH)''' ('''F'''ront '''F'''acing '''H'''omestar)
| desc = Strong Bad and The Cheat come across Homestar doing something truly terrifying in the snow. Befuddlement ensues!
| time = 03 min 08 sec
| date = 2024
| prev2 = frontfacing/a00e66144c-1707586228/menu_frontfacing.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Diaper Sunrise.png
| name = Diaper Sunrise
| chan = '''(SUN)''' ('''Sun'''rise)
| desc = Left to his own devices, Homestar Runner will defy expectations and create something truly absorbent.
| time = 56 sec
| date = 2022
| prev2 = diaper-sunrise/bc0d9bf2dc-1648746025/menu_diapersunrise.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Stinkoman20X6 Intro Screen.png
| name = Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic{{!}}Stinkoman Intro Cinematic
| chan = '''(MEI)''' (Marzi-'''Mei''')
| desc = The incredible intro cinematic for the Level 10 release of Stinkoman 20X6 by SmallBu Studio! In HD! Theme song by Paul & Storm!
| time = 47 sec
| date = 2021
| prev2 = stinkoman-intro-cinematic/19ff4a44ad-1609263008/menu_stinkointro.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Trogdor was dragon man.png
| name = Trogdor Was A Man
| nameold = Trogdor Was Dragon Man
| chan = '''(7TZ)''' ('''Seventies''')
| desc = So there was this wakka-chikka version of the Trogdor metal song in the background of the Kickstarter video for Trogdor!! The Board Game. The Cheat found the full original song and made this video. The Dancing Brothers return!
| time = 02 min 17 sec
| date = 2018
| prev2 = trogdor-was-a-man/bad093e5fb-1609537253/menu_trogdor70s.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Yonder Website.png
| name = Characters from Yonder Website
| chan = '''(FAR)''' ('''Far'''-out)
| desc = Let it all slip away and find your lost gumption with Characters from Yonder Website.
| descflash = Let it all slip away...
| time = 3 min 04 sec
| date = 2017
| prev = yonderwebsite
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Squintmojis.png
| name = Squintmojis
| chan = '''(MJI)''' (-'''M'''o'''ji''')
| desc = The newest craze! The slightest impression will slightly impress! Text your friends! Create your own!
| descflash = Squint those eyes up! More. MORE!!
| time = 54 sec
| date = 2017
| prev = squintmoji
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = WisdomTeethdSSadandSBad.png
| name = Strong Bad Classics!
| chan = '''(SBC)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''C'''lassics)
| desc = Strong Bad improves the tale of the Porrdge Maiden.
| descflash = SB butchers SS's fav story.
| time = 3 min
| date = 2015
| prev = porridgemaiden
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = FlashisDead.png
| name = Flash is Dead!
| chan = '''(FID)''' ('''F'''lash '''I'''s '''D'''ead)
| desc = Strong Bad and Homestar face their own mortality when they hear news of Flash's demise. Answers the hills/bushes dilemma.
| descflash = It's all over! '''New Stuff description:''' It's all over! Head for the hills!
| time = 2 min
| date = 2015
| prev = flashisdead
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Fish Eye Lens.png
| name = Fish Eye Lens
| chan = '''(WMP)''' ('''W'''augh'''mp''')
| chanold = '''(EYE)''' (Fish-'''eye''')
| desc = Strong Bad makes a new #1 jam with the help of Coach Z...and a fish-eye lens.
| descflash = SB and CZ make a new Numba 1 Jam.
| time = 03 min 19 sec
| date = 2014
| prev = fisheyelens
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = crystal fortress.png
| name = Crystal Fortress
| chan = '''(FRY)''' (French '''Fry''')
| chanold = '''(FRT)''' ('''F'''o'''rt'''ress)
| desc = Davey's eating habits belie his talents.
| time = 02 min 09 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = crystal
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = puppetadventure.png
| name = The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar
| chan = '''(PUP)''' ('''Pup'''pet)
| desc = Animated Puppet Homestar fights A.P. Strong Bad for possesion of a pile.
| descflash = Dude, meta.
| time = 3 min
| date = 2009
| prev = puppetmation
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Mascots.png
| name = On Break
| chan = '''(ONB)''' ('''On''' '''B'''reak)
| desc = Homestar, Strong Bad, and Coach Z take a break from their part-time jobs as costumed mascots.
| descflash = The plight of the lowly, smelly mascot guy.
| time = 2 min 24 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = onbreak
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Compy Catalog.png
| name = Compy Catalog
| chan = '''(CMP)''' ('''C'''o'''mp'''y)
| desc = It's here! The newest line of products from the Compy Corporation help Strong Bad choose a new computer.
| descflash = Choosey Strong Bads choose Compy!
| time = 3 min 48 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = compycatalog
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Hat.PNG
| name = Where My Hat Is At? (toon){{!}}Where My Hat Is At?
| chan = '''(HAT)''' (Where My '''Hat''' Is At?)
| desc = A modernized telling of the classic web-click-thru tale of the same name.
| descflash = The HTML classic comes to life!
| time = 3 min 48 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = wheremyhat
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = h*r loading screen.png
| name = Loading Screens
| chan = '''(LOD)''' ('''Lo'''a'''d'''ing)
| desc = A musical tribute to all the loading screens from homestarrunner.com
| descflash = You can't believe this cartoon.
| time = 2 min 05 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = loadingscreens
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = 79 Seconds Left Screenshot.PNG
| name = 79 Seconds Left
| chan = '''(79S)''' ('''79 S'''econds)
| desc = The Wet Knee Gumption Club is interrupted by Strong Bad's new self-imposed nickname announcement.
| descflash = HSR and Strong Sad run outta time.
| time = 1 min 24 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = 79secondsleft
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = EthicalAdvancementOfMelonade.png
| name = Hremail 7
| chan = '''(HRE)''' ('''Hre'''mail)
| chanold = '''(HSE)''' ('''H'''ome'''s'''tar Runner '''E'''mail)
| desc = Homestar sings the praises of melonade and all its many flavors because he is contractually obligated to do so! Oh and also the jokey origin of sbemails. I guess.
| descflash = Don't stave-o! Savo all your favo flavos!
| time = 3 min 51 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = hremail7
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Totally legal.png
| name = Pistols for Pandas
| chan = '''(P4P)''' ('''P'''istols '''For''' '''P'''andas)
| desc = Crack Stuntman raises awareness about an environmental cause close to his heart and community service requirement.
| descflash = Crack Stuntman shills for rllz!.
| time = 2 min 02 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = pistols4pandas
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Where U Goin' 2.png
| name = Where U Goin' 2?
| chan = '''(CH8)''' ([[Internet Slang#Strong Bad Email|The '''Ch8'''t]])
| desc = A musical journey exploring a day in the life of a The Cheat.
| descflash = A day in the life of a lackey.
| time = 2 min 40 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = whereugoin2
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Doughnut.png
| name = Donut Unto Others
| chan = '''(NUT)''' (Do'''nut''')
| desc = Homestar and Bubs have rival donut shops as they go head to head in this battle for fried dough supremacy.
| descflash = See Homestar go nuts for guesswhat.
| time = 3 min 56 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = doughnutstand
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = FourGregs.png
| name = 4 Gregs
| chan = '''(GRG)''' ('''Gr'''e'''g'''s)
| desc = The titular characters try to expand their comfort zone by attending a high school football game.
| descflash = The spin-off no one was asking for!
| time = 3 min 20 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = 4gregs
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Best Caper Ever.png
| name = Best Caper Ever
| chan = '''(BCE)''' ('''B'''est '''C'''aper '''E'''ver)
| desc = Strong Bad and The Cheat try to remember how they tricked Homestar onto a drifting ice floe in the Arctic
| descflash = Does it count if you can't remember?
| time = 2 min 43 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = bestcaper
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Puppet_show.png
| name = Hremail 2000
| chan = '''(HRE)''' ('''Hre'''mail)
| chanold = '''(HSE)''' ('''H'''ome'''s'''tar Runner '''E'''mail)
| desc = Homestar gives Josh some advice about preserving old shoes. Homestar reveals that he rocks Freshley's Trackfaster Pro Squadrons!
| descflash = Let Homestar SHOE you the way!
| time = 03 hrs 09 min
| date = 2009
| prev = hremail2000
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = HREmail_62_drawer.png
| name = Hremail 62
| chan = '''(HRE)''' ('''Hre'''mail)
| chanold = '''(HSE)''' ('''H'''ome'''s'''tar Runner '''E'''mail)
| desc = Homestar tries to convince someone called Chuck from Rochester that a dresser in his room is actually some kind of Homestar-related foundation instead of juuuuuust... this dwou.
| descflash = Homestar grows some cultures.
| time = 03 hrs 06 min
| date = 2009
| prev = hremail62
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Coach Z's 110%.png
| name = Coach Z's 110%
| chan = '''(110)''' ('''110'''%)
| desc = Improve at the sports with Coach Z's patented video series.
| descflash = Get the scrimmage you DESERVE!
| time = 1 min 42 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = cz110
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Strongbadcrates.PNG
| name = Place Ya Bets!
| chan = '''(DEL)''' ('''Del'''eteheads)
| desc = The Deleteheads bet on what's gonna happen when Strong Bad checks his 200th email.
| descflash = The Deleteheads bet on SBemail 200!
| time = 1 min 30 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = sbemail199andahalf
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Trudgemank.png
| name = Trudgemank
| chan = '''(TMK)''' ('''T'''rudge'''m'''a'''n'''k)
| chanold = '''(MNK)''' (Trudge'''m'''a'''nk''')
| desc = Rap and heavy metal mix as if it were 1993 in this video The Cheat made for Taranchula & Peacey P.
| descflash = Are you down with the Trudgemank?
| time = 01 min 47 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = trudgemank
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = CheatCommando6.PNG
| name = The Next Epi-Snowed
| chan = '''(SNW)''' ('''Sn'''o'''w''')
| desc = Crack Stuntman is giving the Cheat Commandos some trouble while recording his lines.
| descflash = Crack Stuntman abuses power!
| time = 4 min 10 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = ccdo6
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Baloneyman.png
| name = The Baloneyman
| chan = '''(TBM)''' ('''T'''he '''B'''aloney'''m'''an)
| desc = Summer's not summer without a cool, refreshing visit from the baloney truck.
| descflash = Nothing refreshes like some hot sammich.
| time = 2 min 48 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = baloneyman
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = SomberVacation.png
| name = Somber Vacation
| chan = '''(SOM)''' ('''Som'''ber)
| desc = Strong Sad shares slides from his trip to the beach.
| descflash = Strong Sad vacays at the beach?
| time = 2 min 11 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = somber
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Playdate2.PNG
| name = Play Date
| chan = '''(PDT)''' ('''P'''lay '''D'''a'''t'''e)
| desc = With everyone else booked up, Homestar is forced to hang out with Strong Mad.
| descflash = A meeting of the minds...and on the mound!
| time = 2 min 46 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = playdate
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Stuckincraw.PNG
| name = The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
| chan = '''(CRW)''' ('''Cr'''a'''w''')
| desc = He does.
| time = 3 min
| date = 2008
| prev = stuckincraw
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Limopractice.png
| name = Limozeen Live (practice)
| nameold = Limozeen Live!
| chan = '''(LZL)''' ('''L'''imo'''z'''een '''L'''ive)
| desc = A behind-the-scenes look at Limozeen practicing for an upcoming show. Fun facts and tantalizing tidbits abound!
| descflash = Limozeen practices for an upcoming gig!
| time = 1 min 53 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = limopractice
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Blubb-O's.PNG
| name = Blubb-O's Commercial{{!}}Blubbo's Commercial
| nameold = Blubb-O's Commercial
| chan = '''(BLB)''' ('''Bl'''u'''b'''b-O's)
| desc = The latest offerings from Blubbo's Fast Food Establishment
| descflash = You'll love it! If you can find it!
| time = 1 min 53 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = blubbos
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Grape Soda Banked.png
| name = Non-Sequitur Champion
| chan = '''(NSC)''' ('''N'''on-'''S'''equitur '''C'''hampion)
| desc = In 2008, Senor Cardgage and Homsar faced off in a t-shirt selling contest of which neither were probably aware. The loser had to form a coherent thought thought for all to see on Homestar's The Show. Here are the results.
| time = 01 hrs 10 min
| date = 2008
| prev2 = non-sequitur-champion/a1ac3c120b-1609534431/menu_nonsequitur.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Rapsong screen.png
| name = Rap Song
| chan = '''(RAP)''' ('''Rap''' Song)
| chanold = '''(PCP)''' ('''P'''ea'''c'''ey '''P'''.)
| desc = The Cheat makes a video for Coach Z's Rap Song accidentally featuring Peacey P.
| descflash = Coach Z accidentally featuring Peacey P.
| time = 02 min 40 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = rapsong
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Limozeenvssloshy.png
| name = Limozeen vs. sloshy
| chan = '''(LVS)''' ('''L'''imozeen '''v'''s. '''S'''loshy)
| desc = Split 7-inch featuring Limozeen covering sloshy's "We Don't Really Even Care...About You" while sloshy tones down "Because, It's Midnite"
| descflash = Split Seven-inch Action!
| time = 6 min 10 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = limozloshy
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Quality Time.png
| name = Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar
| nameold = Quality Time
| chan = '''(QLT)''' ('''Q'''ua'''l'''ity '''T'''ime)
| desc = Marzipan gets along quite well with a cardboard cutout of Homestar. But where's the real Homestar?
| descflash = It's cardboard Homestar's turn!
| time = 1 min 48 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = qualitytime
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Ever_and_More.png
| name = Ever and More
| nameold = Ever and More!
| chan = '''(HLM)''' ('''H'''e'''lm'''ets)
| desc = A glimpse into the monthly meeting of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets. Ever and more!
| descflash = The Broternal Order comes to order!
| time = 2 min 50 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = helmets
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = One Two.png
| name = One Two, One Two
| chan = '''(121)''' ('''1''', '''2''', '''1''', 2)
| desc = You know those songs made up of repeated soundbits from everydady life? No? Well, this is one of those.
| descflash = The rhythm fit to getcha.
| time = 1 min 31 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = onetwo
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = 169lostdvd.PNG
| name = Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
| chan = '''(169)''' (Sbemail '''169''')
| desc = A deleted scene from a very average Strong Bad Email gets the full-blown DVD bonus features treatment. What the Pfargtl?
| descflash = A big deal for a little scene.
| time = 3 min 24 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = 169lostdvd
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = AnImportantRapSong.PNG
| name = An Important Rap Song
| chan = '''(2MK)''' ('''2''' '''M'''any '''K'''nives)
| desc = Crack Stuntman teaches kids about knife safety and how to have fun on spring break.
| descflash = Crack Stuntman drops science.
| time = 2 min 01 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = 2manyknives
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Drivethru.png
| name = Drive-Thru
| chan = '''(EUR)''' ('''Eur'''opa)
| desc = A crackly drive-thru intercom system gets Strong Bad all cheesed off.
| descflash = Sever your leg please, sir.
| time = 2 min 19 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = drivethru
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = KOTVOQPCS.PNG
| name = The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
| nameold = KOT's VOQPCS!
| chan = '''(KVO)''' ('''K'''OT's '''VO'''QPCS)
| desc = Let the King have some. The first of any!
| time = 2 min 52 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = kotpopshow
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Build-a-deck.png
| name = No Hands On Deck!
| chan = '''(DEK)''' ('''De'''c'''k''')
| desc = Galvanized nails are the order of the day as Homestar Runner builds a deck.
| descflash = Area Man To Build Deck
| time = 3 min 07 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = deck
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Short_Shorts.png
| name = Summer Short Shorts
| chan = '''(SSS)''' ('''S'''ummer '''S'''hort '''S'''horts)
| desc = A series of completely unrelated shorts that have nothing to do with summer. The Cheats eats a million french fires and a Limozeen lazer show are the highlights?
| descflash = Short styles for short clothing
| time = 2 min 52 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = shortshorts
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Sbemail1495.PNG
| name = Sbemail 150?!?
| chan = '''(150)''' (Sbemail '''150'''?!?)
| desc = Strong Bad's feeling the pressure leading up to his Sesquicentenn-email, so Strong Sad tries to help out.
| descflash = Is Strong Bad getting cold feet?
| time = 1 min 46 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = 149pernt5
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = 500Cheats.PNG
| name = 500 The Cheats
| chan = '''(500)''' ('''500''' The Cheats)
| desc = 500 handrawn The Cheats set to a lively jingle! Which one is your fav?
| descflash = Watch him shimmie and shake!
| time = 30 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = 500cheats
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Bad Guy Pic.PNG
| name = Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
| chan = '''(GUY)''' (Strong Bad is a Bad '''Guy''')
| desc = Mariopaint animated video about Strong Bad
| descflash = Talkin' about tattoos.
| time = 1 min 44 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = badguy
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = sickday.PNG
| name = Sick Day
| chan = '''(SIK)''' ('''Si'''c'''k''' Day)
| desc = Strong Bad is sick and can't check his email! Homestar shows up and tries to do it for him.
| descflash = There's somethin' goin' around.
| time = 1 min 43 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = sickday
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Commandos in the Classroom.PNG
| name = Commandos in the Classroom
| chan = '''(P2T)''' ('''P'''eer-'''2'''-'''T'''een)
| desc = The Cheat Commandos teach teens and peers how to make proper behavior choices in this educational teaching aid video.
| descflash = Edutainment at its finest!
| time = 4 min 15 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = cheatcommandos4
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = trogdorcon.PNG
| name = Trogdor Con '97
| nameold = TrogdorCon '97
| chan = '''(CON)''' (Trogdor'''Con''' '97)
| desc = Strong Bad and The Cheat get a booth at the comic book convention.
| descflash = SB and the Cheat get a booth at a con.
| time = 3 min 31 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = trogdorcon
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = The Lil Brudder Show.png
| name = The Li'l Brudder Show
| chan = '''(LIL)''' ('''Li'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>'''l''' Brudder)
| desc = Opening theme song about everyone's favorite one-legged dog, Li'l Brudder!
| descflash = King o' the dregs, minus 3 legs!
| time = 2 min
| date = 2005
| prev = lilbrudder
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = pquesttrailer.PNG
| name = Peasant's Quest Preview
| chan = '''(PQT)''' ('''P'''easant's '''Q'''uest '''T'''railer)
| desc = Videlectrix hypes its latest good graphics in this teaser to the graphical textual adventure, Peasant's Quest.
| descflash = Coming soon from Videlectrix.
| time = 1 min 10 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = pqtrailer
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = experimentalfilm.PNG
| name = Experimental Film
| chan = '''(FLM)''' (Experimental '''F'''i'''lm''')
| desc = Strong Sad and The Cheat team up to make an artsy video for Experimental Film by They Might Be Giants.
| descflash = Strong Sad & The Cheat direct a video.
| time = 3 min
| date = 2004
| prev = expfilm
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = senormortgage.PNG
| name = Senor Mortgage
| chan = '''(SCM)''' ('''S'''enor '''C'''ardgage '''M'''ortgage)
| desc = Having a probalo keeping up with your mortgage? Look no further! Senor Cardgage will help YOU get a leg up on the pile!
| descflash = Wait. Is Senor Cardgage real?!
| time = 1 min 22 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = senormortgage
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = cheat commandos complete breakfast.png
| name = Cheat Commandos...O's
| chan = '''(CCO)''' ('''C'''heat '''C'''ommandos '''O''''s)
| desc = Commercial for the cereal based on the cartoon based on the toys based on the...
| descflash = Ridiculous breakfast.
| time = 2 min 13 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = cheatcereal
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = cheatar.png
| name = The Cheatar
| chan = '''(TAR)''' (Chea'''tar''')
| desc = The Cheat assumes his natural form as a giant guitar while Strong Bad can't open a can of peas.
| descflash = The Cheat opens up a can of peas.
| time = 54 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = cheatar
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = newboots02.png
| name = New Boots
| chan = '''(NBT)''' ('''N'''ew '''B'''oo'''t'''s)
| chanold = '''(BTS)''' ('''B'''oo'''ts''')
| desc = The Cheat gets some cool boots in a cartoon he makes himself starring himself. Also featuring Coach Z's video for 'Hip Hop Dance.'
| descflash = The Cheat gets some new boots. Hi-five.
| time = 02 min 46 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = newboots
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = cheat commandos01.png
| name = Cheat Commandos (toon){{!}}Cheat Commandos
| chan = '''(CHT)''' ('''Ch'''ea'''t''' Commandos)
| desc = Commercial for Cheat Commandos action-fun toys and weekday action-fun cartoon. Buy all our playsets and toys!
| descflash = Buy all our playsets and toys.
| time = 2 min 02 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = cheatcommando
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Mr Shmallow makes good.png
| name = Mr. Shmallow (toon){{!}}Mr. Shmallow
| chan = '''(LOW)''' (Mr. Shmal'''low''')
| desc = What could be worse than the old timey version of Marshie? Look lively and find out!
| descflash = He's no apothecary.
| descold = He's no apothecary. He's Mr. Shmallow. Listen to him fizz.
| time = 1 min 03 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = mrshmallow
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Its the Sneak.PNG
| name = Ballad of The Sneak
| chan = '''(SNK)''' (The '''Sn'''ea'''k''')
| desc = Learn lots of old fashioned phraseology in this musical ode to that dapper swindler, The Sneak! Featuring DaVinci's Notebook.
| descflash = #1 Summer Jam from 1936.
| descold = The #1 summer jam from 1936!
| time = 2 min 03 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = sneakvideo
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = thinginabag.png
| name = Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
| chan = '''(BAG)''' (Lookin at a Thing in a '''Bag''')
| desc = Strong Bad tricks Homestar into getting him some drinks as Homestar tries to reach cool guy status. Check it out, check it out, check it out!
| descflash = 4 drinks for 4 cool guys.
| descold = Strong Bad wants a drink without having to get a drink.
| time = 3 min 50 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = whatsinthebag
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = indabasement.PNG
| name = Arcade Game
| chan = '''(ARC)''' ('''Arc'''ade)
| desc = Strong Bad does the Cheat's taxes on the Trogdor arcade cabinet.
| descflash = Strong Bad gets a Trogdor arcade game.
| descold = Strong Bad gets an arcade game for da basement.
| time = 1 min 41 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = arcadegame
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = 20X6 versus 1936.png
| name = 20X6 vs. 1936
| chan = '''(2X6)''' ('''2'''0'''X6''')
| desc = Old Timey Homestar and Stinkoman prove that all it takes is a little dancing to unite folks separated by Xty decades.
| descflash = Stinkoman meets Old Timey Homestar.
| descold = Worlds collide while Stinkoman is training.
| time = 1 min 55 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = 20x6vs1936
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = systemisdown.png
| name = The System is Down
| chan = '''(YHO)''' ('''Y'''a'''ho'''o)
| desc = What happens when homestarrunner.com goes down for a couple days?
| descflash = Strong Bad broke the Internet.
| descold = Strong Bad broke the Internet. Homestar gets sassy.
| time = 1 min 05 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = systemisdown
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = meet marshie screenshot.png
| name = Meet Marshie
| chan = '''(PUF)''' (Fluffy '''Puf'''f)
| desc = Commercial for Fluff Puff Marshmallows introduces Marshie to everyone's nightmares.
| descflash = America's favorite marshmallow.
| descold = Meet America's favorite marshmallow
| time = 50 sec
| date = 2002
| prev = marshie
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = everybody to the limit.png
| name = Everybody to the Limit
| chan = '''(FHQ)''' ('''Fhq'''whgads)
| desc = The Cheat makes a video of Strong Bad's #1 summer jam. Come on Fhqwhgads!
| descflash = The #1 Summer Jam.
| descold = The #1 Jam of the Summer.
| time = 01 min 54 sec
| date = 2002
| prev = fhqwhgads
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = theinterview.png
| name = The Interview
| chan = '''(INT)''' ('''Int'''erview)
| desc = Strong Bad interviews Homestar, but really this one is all about the rotatey desk at the beginning.
| descflash = Strong Bad interviews Homestar.
| descold = Strong Bad grills Homestar on pressing topics.
| time = 2 min 47 sec
| date = 2002
| prev = interview
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = cheattheme.PNG
| name = The Cheat Theme Song
| chan = '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''')
| desc = The Cheat learns Flash to make an animated video for his own theme song by The Skate Party.
| descflash = The Cheat directs his own video.
| descold = Who's gonna start a rock n roll band?
| time = 01 min 20 sec
| date = 2002
| prev = cheatvideo
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = fluffypuff.png
| name = Fluffy Puff Commercial{{!}}Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
| nameold = Fluffy Puff Commercial
| chan = '''(FLF)''' ('''Fl'''u'''f'''fy Puff)
| desc = Homestar tries to get his lines right as spokesman for Fluffy Puff Mashalades...er Marshamllows.
| descflash = Homestar blows his lines.
| descold = Homestar plugs his favorite marshmallows.
| time = 2 min 24 sec
| date = 2001
| prev = fluffypuff2
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = intro.PNG
| name = Old New Intro
| chan = '''(INT)''' ('''Int'''ro)
| desc = The longtime intro to HomestarRunner.com. How many people actually clicked "watch intro" more than once, y'think?
| time = 20 min
| date = 2001
| prev2 = old-new-intro/2576b6cd98-1609451651/menu_newintro.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = themesong.PNG
| name = Theme Song Video
| chan = '''(HSR)''' ('''H'''ome'''s'''tar '''R'''unner)
| desc = Homestar Runner theme song video! Never did see that speedskating episode.
| descflash = Home Star Run Go.
| time = 1 min
| date = 2000
| prev = video
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = kickthecan.png
| name = Kick the Can
| chan = '''(CAN)''' (Kick the '''Can''')
| desc = The old-timey Homestar Runner film reels that started it all! He does a different thing at the end each time!
| descflash = Early, silent Homestar cartoons.
| descold = Old fashioned old-timey fun.
| time = 5 min 30 sec
| date = 2000
| prev = old
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Shorts
| img = Strong Bad Sings Toon.png
| name = Strong Bad Sings
| chan = '''(SBS)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''S'''ings)
| desc = A commerical for Strong Bad's mail-order greatest hits album.
| descflash = K-Tel Records presents!
| descold = At last, the collection you've been waiting for!
| time = 1 min 42 sec
| date = 2000
| prev = sbsings
}}
|}

=== [[Holiday]] ===
{{toontable}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fanstume 2024.png
| name = Fanstume (singular) '24{{!}}Fanstume [singular] '24
| chan = '''(PNG)''' (Transparent '''PNG'''s of boxing gloves)
| desc = Strong Bad does a deep dive into one singular fanstume. Music by Rich Trott!
| time = 03 min 55 sec
| date = 2024
| prev2 = fanstume24/406c49df01-1732919310/menu_fanstume24.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = A Prickly Scary Short.png
| name = A Prickly Scary Short
| chan = '''(PSS)''' ('''P'''rickly '''S'''cary '''S'''hort)
| desc = Rafferty(!!!) tries to gain entry to this year's Halloween party with a prickly, scary-scary story.
| time = 02 min 06 sec
| date = 2024
| prev2 = a-prickly-scary-short/c4e8f79ad5-1730323261/menu_pricklyscary.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = the show fanstumes 2023.png
| name = Fan 'Stumes 2023
| chan = '''(FAN)''' ('''Fan''' 'Stumes)
| desc = The Fan 'Stumes get The Show treatment! They are not immune!
| time = 04 min 37 sec
| date = 2023
| prev2 = fan-stumes-2023/b975728c8f-1700663739/menu_fanstumes2023.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = The Show Ween Edition.png
| name = The Show: Ween Edition
| chan = '''(SHO)''' (The '''Sho'''w)
| desc = Homestar makes an inane game show out of his costume misinterpretations!
| time = 06 min 37 sec
| date = 2023
| prev2 = hall-show-ween-toon/4deee1525e-1698624722/menu_ween23.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Happy 20th Trogday!.png
| name = Happy 20th Trogday!
| chan = '''(TRG)''' ('''Tr'''o'''g'''door)
| desc = For Trogdor's 20th birthday, Strong Bad somehow digs up a 30 year old promo for an unreleased Peasant's Quest game
| time = 01 min 38 sec
| date = 2023
| prev2 = happy-20th-trogday/d14065f067-1673623038/menu_trogday2023x.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Decemberweenvent Calendar.png
| name = Decemberweenvent Calendar
| chan = '''(DWV)''' ('''D'''ecember'''w'''een'''v'''ent)
| desc = A musical Decemberweenvent Calendar! Updated daily with sheet music for a different ditty thru Dec 24, 2022. No chocolates for you, Sunny Jim!
| time =
| date = 2022
| prev2 = decemberweenvent-calendar/deb7591fa5-1669860510/menu_decemberweenvent.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fan 'Stumes 2022.png
| name = Fan 'Stumes 2022
| chan = '''(STU)''' (Co'''stu'''mes)
| desc = Cram yourself into the Way Too Obscure Corner with this year's fan costumes!
| time =
| date = 2022
| prev2 = fanstumes2022/b9519065a4-1668807975/menu_fanstumes2022.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Homestarloween Deluxe.png
| name = 2022 Costume Pack Now Available
| chan = '''(DLC)''' ('''D'''own'''l'''oadable '''C'''ontent)
| desc = This year's new Halloween cartoon is an old Halloween cartoon with new DLC!
| time = 11 min 57 sec
| date = 2022
| prev2 = ween22/a9f5279586-1666299138/menu_ween22.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fan 'Stumes 2021.png
| name = Fan 'Stumes 2021
| chan = '''(STU)''' (Co'''stu'''me)
| desc = See if Strong Bad's grand experiment from last year worked!
| time = 09 min 30 sec
| date = 2021
| prev2 = fan-stumes-2021/087bb27f4b-1638294192/menu_fanstumes2021.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fan Costumes 2020.png
| name = Fan 'Stumes 2020
| chan = '''(STU)''' (Co'''stu'''me)
| desc = Great fan costumes deserve great fan costume commentary. And so do the terrible ones.
| time = 06 min 09 sec
| date = 2020
| prev2 = fan-stumes-2020/e560134b87-1609451411/menu_fanstumes20.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Silhoueen_Toon.png
| name = Halloween Hijinks
| nameold = Ween 2020 Silhouettes
| chan = '''(STV)''' ('''St'''a'''v'''e It Off)
| desc = The gang assembles on that ol' spooky silhouette hill to debate which level of Halloween hijinks are most appropriate.
| descflash = Wait, for real?! '''New Stuff description:''' Wait, for real? No, for real?!
| time = 5 min
| date = 2020
| prev = ween20
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fan Costumes 2019.png
| name = Fan 'Stumes 2019
| chan = '''(STU)''' (Co'''stu'''me)
| desc = Even now, in the year of our King of Town 2019, awesome fans still send Strong Bad their Homestar Runner-themed costumes in the hopes of getting made fun of. Messed up, right?
| time = 5 min 38 sec
| date = 2019
| prev2 = fan-stumes-2019/44e262717b-1609451408/menu_fanstumes19.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = HomestarRunnerSpookyWoods.png
| name = The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods
| chan = '''(GLP)''' ('''G'''u'''lp''')
| desc = Strong Bad reads the gang a chilling new children's book for Halloween! All types of drat!
| descflash = HS pleads no contest!
| time = 6 min 06 sec
| date = 2019
| prev = ween19
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fan Costumes 2018.png
| name = Fan Costumes 2018
| chan = '''(STU)''' (Co'''stu'''me)
| desc = A Halloween tradition! Strong Bad provides scathing commentary on H*R themed 'stumes.
| descflash = I know! Still! In 2018 no less!
| time = 4 min 01 sec
| date = 2018
| prev = fanstumes18
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = MrPoofersMustDie.png
| name = Mr. Poofers Must Die
| chan = '''(PUF)''' (Altered spelling of "Poof")
| desc = Homestar Runner tries to tell a top-notch 4.5 stars with over 600 reviews quality ghost story. The other characters appear as well!
| descflash = A top notch quality ghost story.
| time = 5 min 30 sec
| date = 2018
| prev = ween18
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = April Fools 2018.png
| name = The Next April Fools Thing
| chan = '''(FLZ)''' (Altered spelling of "Fools")
| desc = Sbemail 208 hides itself inside an April Fools' Day picnic wherein everyone says "blah." I wonder if that new character will ever show up again.
| descflash = Why doesn't it do?
| time = 6 min 52 sec
| date = 2018
| prev = fools18
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Decemberween Dangeresque.jpg
| name = Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
| nameold = Decemberween Dangeresque
| chan = '''(PUP)''' ('''Pup'''pet)
| desc = Dangeresque teams up with Firebert from the Cheat Commandos to find out who has stolen all the Hot Jones.
| descflash = Someone stole all the Hot Jones!
| time = 7 min 22 sec
| date = 2017
| prev = dween17
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fan Costumes 2017.png
| name = Fan Costumes 2017
| chan = '''(STU)''' (Co'''stu'''me)
| desc = Strong Bad's Annual H*R Themed Halloween Costume Bashing Bash
| descflash = You guys did great slash terrible!
| time = 5 min 34 sec
| date = 2017
| prev = fanstumes17
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = HauntedPhotoBooth.png
| name = Haunted Photo Booth
| chan = '''(HPB)''' ('''H'''aunted '''P'''hoto '''B'''ooth)
| desc = When the character Marzipan rents a haunted photo booth for her Halloween party for characters... other characters get involved!
| descflash = Demonic Barf Powers!
| time = 4 min 31 sec
| date = 2017
| prev = ween17
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fan Costumes 2016.png
| name = Fan Costumes 2016
| chan = '''(WEN)''' (Hallo'''we'''e'''n''')
| desc = Strong Bad makes fun of fan Halloween costumes despite the great effort and support they have shown over the years.
| descflash = Don't forget to donate to my podcast!
| time = 5 min 04 sec
| date = 2016
| prev = fanstumes16
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = LaterThatNight.png
| name = Later That Night...
| chan = '''(END)''' (The '''End''')
| desc = The gang gathers in the spooky woods to comment on each other's costumes after a hilarious Halloween adventure that definitely happened.
| descflash = Everybody's Favorite Part!
| time = 5 min 06 sec
| date = 2016
| prev = ween16
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = dangmuffinspie.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2{{!}}Marzi's Answering Machine 17
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = When Marzipan takes a multi-year break from checking her messages, everybody everybody decides to give her a call.
| descflash = Your mailbox is full.
| time = 31 hrs 09 min
| date = 2016
| prev = answer17
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fan_Costumes_2015.png
| name = Fan Costumes 2015
| chan = '''(TUM)''' (Cos'''tum'''e)
| desc = Strong Bad does his usual make-funnery to people who dressed up in H*R themed Halloween 'stumes.
| descflash = Okay. You asked for it!
| time = 3 min 10 sec
| date = 2015
| prev = fanstumes15
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = The House That Gave Sucky Treats2.png
| name = The House That Gave Sucky Tricks
| chan = '''(TRX)''' (Altered spelling of "Tricks")
| desc = Strong Bad dreams up all the rooms of his theoretical haunted house.
| descflash = Homestar's haunted house inspires SB to yell a lot.
| time = 5 min 43 sec
| date = 2015
| prev = ween15
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = RecordStoreDay2015Stand.png
| name = Record Store Day
| chan = '''(RSD)''' ('''R'''ecord '''S'''tore '''D'''ay)
| desc = Strong Sad camps out for sloshy's most obscure release to date.
| descflash = Sloshy drop they new single.
| time = 3 min 20 sec
| date = 2015
| prev = recordstoreday
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = sbemail206.png
| name = sbemail 206{{!}}Sbemail 206 (April Fools)
| nameold = Sbemail 206
| chan = '''(DST)''' ('''D'''u'''st''')
| desc = Strong Bad dusts off his old computer to checka some email.
| descflash = Strong Bad dusts off his computer.
| time = 5 min 12 sec
| date = 2015
| prev = sbemail206
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = I Killed Pom Pom.png
| name = I Killed Pom Pom
| chan = '''(RIP)''' ('''R'''equiescat '''I'''n '''P'''ace [Rest in peace])
| desc = Homestar moudous Pom Pom. Strong Bad gets some autumnal pastries.
| descflash = Homestar moudous Pom Pom.
| time = 7 min 48 sec
| date = 2014
| prev = ween14
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Halloween Safety.png
| name = Halloween Safety
| chan = '''(SAF)''' ('''Saf'''ety)
| desc = Some real talk about Halloween safety. In conjunction with halloweensafety.gov
| descflash = Some real talk about Ween Safety.
| time = 1 min 40 sec
| date = 2014
| prev = weensafety
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = AprilFools2014.png
| name = April Fool 2014
| chan = '''(FLZ)''' (Altered spelling of "Fools")
| desc = Homestar finally updates everyone's favorite part of his dot com.
| descflash = Homestar finally updates the site.
| time = 4 min 47 sec
| date = 2014
| prev = aprilfools2014
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Which Ween Costumes.png
| name = Which Ween Costumes?
| chan = '''(SRY)''' ('''S'''or'''ry''')
| desc = The crew stands around and comment on each other's Decemberween themed costumes.
| descflash = There's been some confusion.
| time = 15 sec
| date = 2010
| prev = xmas10_costumes
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = A Decemberween Mackerel opening.png
| name = A Decemberween Mackerel
| chan = '''(MAK)''' (Decemberween '''Ma'''c'''k'''erel)
| desc = Marzipan and Homestar try to conjure up enough Decemberween spirit to save Senor Cardgage.
| descflash = Marzi tries to help Cardgage.
| time = 6 min 05 sec
| date = 2010
| prev = xmas10
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = HSR Xeriouxly Forxe.png
| name = Xeriouxly Forxe
| chan = '''(XLY)''' ('''X'''erioux'''ly''')
| desc = Intro to the short-lived 90's reboot of homestarrunner.com.
| descflash = We hope you enjoy our new direction.
| time = 54 sec
| date = 2010
| prev = aprilfool10
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Punkin Show.PNG
| name = Punkin Show
| chan = '''(SHO)''' (Punkin '''Sho'''w)
| desc = Homestar rates fan-carved punkins in this episode of The Show.
| descflash = The Show rates your carved-up melons!
| time = 1 min 46 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = punkinshow
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = FanCostumes09.png
| name = Fan Costumes '09
| chan = '''(FAN)''' ('''Fan''' Costumes)
| desc = Another heaping helping of Strong Bad making fun of H*R themed Halloween costumes.
| descflash = Good turnout this year! Contest results!
| time = 4 min 48 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = costumes2009
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = GloomyTalesOfTheMacabre.png
| name = Doomy Tales of the Macabre
| chan = '''(MCB)''' ('''M'''a'''c'''a'''b'''re)
| desc = Strong Sad gets poetical as he crafts hypothetical dooms for all the olther characters.
| descflash = Strong Sad takes control!
| time = 5 min 57 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = ween09
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = brainkrieg.png
| name = Decomposing Pumpkins{{!}}Decomposing Pumpkin
| nameold = Decomposing Pumpkins
| chan = '''(BKW)''' ('''B'''rain'''k'''rieg'''w'''een)
| desc = Brainkrieg video about their post-Halloween shenanigans, chicanery, and tom-foolery.
| descflash = Der Krieg sells out a garage.
| time = 1 min 35 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = brainkriegween
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Sbemailiarizedintro.png
| name = April Fool 09
| chan = '''(FUL)''' (Altered spelling of "fool")
| desc = The intro to homestarrunner.com gets Sbemailiarized!
| descflash = The ancient intro gets sbemailiarized.
| time = 1 min 26 sec
| date = 2009
| prev = sbemailintro
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Death-defying_decemberween_special_screenshot.png
| name = A Death Defying Decemberween
| nameold = A Death-Defying Decemberween
| chan = '''(DDD)''' ('''D'''eath-'''D'''efying '''D'''ecemberween)
| desc = Homestar tries to pull off a daring stunt as Strong Bad tries to thwart him in this holiday special.
| descflash = Enter the Steep Deep!
| time = 5 min 27 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = xmas08
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Hooked on Decemberween Screenshot.PNG
| name = Hooked on Decemberween
| chan = '''(HOD)''' ('''H'''ooked '''o'''n '''D'''ecemberween)
| desc = A collection of Decemberween songs.
| descflash = ALL your holiday flavourites
| time = 6 min 58 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = xmas08_album
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Twenty_THANXty_Six.png
| name = Twenty THANXty Six
| chan = '''(0X6)''' ([[20X6|2'''0X6''']])
| desc = Stinkoman learns about being thankful.
| descflash = Watch 1-Up while he does work!
| time = 2 min 14 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = stinkoturkey
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = FanCostumes08.PNG
| name = Fan Costumes '08
| chan = '''(TUM)''' (Cos'''tum'''e)
| desc = Another description for Strong Bad making fun of fan costumes.
| descflash = They make a COST out of U and Me!
| time = 3 min 57 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = costumes08
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = ween08_graveyard.png
| name = Most in the Graveyard
| chan = '''(SHP)''' ([[Carnivorous Undead Sheep|Carnivorous Undead '''Sh'''ee'''p''']])
| desc = Homestar, Strong Bad and company explore the graveyard that has apparantly always been behind the King of Town's castle.
| descflash = Hijinx in the cemetery! Boo, I say!
| time = 6 min 25 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = ween08
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Costumecommercial.PNG
| name = Costume Commercial
| chan = '''(COS)''' ('''Cos'''tume Commercial)
| desc = Check out the latest Homestar Runner Halloween costumes and products!
| descflash = Available at crappy drug stores.
| time = 2 min 11 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = costumecommercial
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Rotten eggs.png
| name = Rotten Eggs
| chan = '''(EGZ)''' (Rotten '''Eggs''')
| desc = Strong brothers Bad and Sad discover a very old Easter egg.
| descflash = Remember where you hid thems!
| time = 40 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = rotteneggs
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Sickly Sam's Big Outing.PNG
| name = Sickly Sam's Big Outing
| chan = '''(SBO)''' ('''S'''ickly Sam's '''B'''ig '''O'''uting)
| desc = The Homestar Runner helps Sickly Sam prepare for his big outing.
| descflash = Ol' Bone Legged has a hot date.
| time = 4 min 47 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = bigouting
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Sloshybowl.png
| name = Sloshybowl
| chan = '''(AFB)''' ('''A'''merican '''F'''oot'''b'''all)
| desc = Watch Strong Sad as he watches sloshy perform during halftime of the American Football Championship Game.
| descflash = The only way Strong Sad will watch football.
| time = 1 min 33 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = sloshybowl
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Trogday08.PNG
| name = Trogday 08
| chan = '''(S4S)''' ([[The S is for Sucks|The '''S''' is '''for S'''ucks]] dragon)
| desc = For the 5th anniversary, Strong Bad sings a song about a famous dragon he once drew...
| descflash = Strong Bad celebrates his cherished drawing.
| time = 2 min 15 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = trogday08
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Happy Dethemberween Strong Mad singing.png
| name = Happy Dethemberween
| chan = '''(DTH)''' ('''D'''e'''th'''emberween)
| desc = The Dethemberween Thnikkaman brings festive cheer in this delightful musical number.
| descflash = SB explains the D'ween for us.
| time = 2 min 51 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = dethemberween
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Thanks-07.png
| name = Toikey TV
| chan = '''(THX)''' ('''Thanks'''giving)
| desc = Strong Bad can't find anything good to watch TV on Thanksgiving.
| descflash = SB tries to watch not football on the Thanks.
| time = 2 min 30 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = thanks07
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fan Costumes '07 SB HR.png
| name = Fan Costumes '07
| chan = '''(TUM)''' (Cos'''tum'''es)
| desc = Fantastic and pretty good fan costumes get mocked by Strong Bad.
| descflash = SB unloads on the new batch.
| time = 4 min 08 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = costumes2007
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Jibblies 2 Rocoulm Pom Pom Strong Sad.png
| name = Jibblies 2
| chan = '''(JVZ)''' (altered spelling of "Jibblies")
| chanold = '''(JBZ)''' ('''J'''i'''b'''blies)
| desc = The Jibblies painting casts its creep-spell on everyone. Come in in here!
| descflash = Come on in here indeed!
| time = 6 min 44 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = ween07
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Decemberween Short Shorts.JPG
| name = Decemberween Short Shorts
| chan = '''(DSS)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''S'''hort '''S'''horts)
| desc = A series of Decemberween themed short-toons. Strong Bad corresponds with socks.
| descflash = Bite-size holiday chunks!
| time = 6 min 05 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = dweenshorts
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Let Us Give Tanks.PNG
| name = Let us give TANKS!
| chan = '''(TNK)''' ('''T'''a'''nk'''s/'''T'''ha'''nk'''s)
| desc = The Cheat Commandos are invited to Thanksgiving dinner with Blue Laser.
| descflash = Blue Laser hosts, Gunhaver roasts.
| time = 5 min
| date = 2006
| prev = ccdo5
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Costumes06.jpg
| name = Fan Costumes '06
| chan = '''(COS)''' ('''Cos'''tumes)
| desc = The 2006 edition of Strong Bad costume commentary.
| descflash = You send em in and he rags you out.
| time = 4 min 06 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = costumes06
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Hahahaha_halloween.png
| name = Happy Hallow-day
| chan = '''(DAY)''' (Happy Hallow-'''Day''')
| desc = Halloween night is missing. Can anyone find it before it's gone?
| descflash = Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang.
| time = 5 min 14 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = hallowday
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = trogday.PNG
| name = Happy Trogday
| chan = '''(3RD)''' ('''3rd''' Anniversary of [[dragon]])
| desc = Some awesome fant-art for Trogdor's 3rd birthday.
| descflash = A fanstuff salute. Stinkoman is not amused.
| time = 1 min 49 sec
| date = 2006
| prev = trogday
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Fall Float Parade.PNG
| name = Fall Float Parade
| chan = '''(FAL)''' ('''Fal'''l Float Parade)
| desc = It's the 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade in Strong Badia!
| descflash = Coach Z and Marzy host a parade!
| time = 3 min 28 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = floatparade
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = More_Fan_Costumes.PNG
| name = More Fan Costumes
| chan = '''(TUM)''' (Cos'''tum'''es)
| desc = Another batch of fantastic costumes commented on by Strong Bad.
| descflash = SB rags on his loyal fans again.
| time = 3 min 05 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = costumes05
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = ween05.png
| name = Halloween Potion-ma-jig
| chan = '''(JIG)''' (Halloween Potion-ma-'''jig''')
| desc = Homestar has to find all of Marzipan's potion ingredients.
| descflash = Spooky Woods! Creepy Cliffs!
| time = 14 hrs 33 min
| date = 2005
| prev = ween05
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = happyfireworks.png
| name = Happy Fireworks
| chan = '''(BAM)''' (The sound fireworks make)
| desc = Some of the gang watch some dazzlemazing fireworks.
| descflash = Strong Bad ruins Christmas. Wait, what?
| time = 1 min 46 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = fireworks
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = senorialsmall.PNG
| name = Senorial Day
| chan = '''(SNR)''' ('''S'''e'''n'''o'''r'''ial Day)
| desc = Dueling Senorial Day sales have Bubs' and Cardgage's commercials going head to head!
| descflash = Senor Cardgage and Bubs face off!
| time = 2 min 50 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = senorialday
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = Payplus.PNG
| name = HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!
| nameold = HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!
| chan = '''(FUL)''' (Altered spelling of "Fool")
| desc = Homestarrunner.com is now a paid subscription site! See all the benefits!
| descflash = The website finally comes to its senses.
| time = 1 min 12 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = payplus
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = xmas2004.png
| name = Homestar Presents: Presents
| chan = '''(GBO)''' ('''G'''rab'''bo'''-Arm)
| desc = Homestar has to do some last-minute Decemberween shopping.
| descflash = Homestar forgets to go Decemberween shopping.
| time = 4 min 20 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = xmas04
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = snowglobe.png
| name = Snowglobe
| chan = '''(DSH)''' (Rather '''D'''a'''sh'''ing)
| desc = Rather Dashing finds a Trogdor snowglobe in Peasantry in this Decemberween interactive greeting!
| descflash = Happy Decemberween from Videlectrix.
| time = 1 min
| date = 2004
| prev = xmas04_pq
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = halloween fairstival screen.png
| name = Halloween Fairstival
| chan = '''(HIC)''' ('''Hic'''cups)
| desc = Strong Bad takes The Cheat to all the local Halloween goings-on in an attempt to get rid of his hiccups.
| descflash = The Cheat can't ditch the hiccups.
| time = 6 min 05 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = ween04
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = thataghost.png
| name = That a Ghost
| chan = '''(OLD)''' ('''Old'''-Timey)
| desc = An old-timey show about the Homestar Runner and his best mates trying to find a ghost.
| descflash = Homestar looks for a ghost.
| time = 3 min 44 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = oldtimeyween
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = dween scc.PNG
| name = Decemberween in July
| chan = '''(DIJ)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''I'''n '''J'''uly)
| desc = A selection of Decemberween shorts that weren't quite done in December.
| descflash = Several stocking stuffers.
| time = 4 min 56 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = dween_menu
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = underconstruction02.png
| name = Under Construction
| chan = '''(APR)''' ('''Apr'''il Fools)
| desc = homestarrunner.com's domain registration has lapsed! Oh no! What a challenge! Who could help?
| descflash = Stinkoman saves April Fool.
| time = 1 min 47 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = underconstruction
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = costumecommentary.png
| name = Fan Costume Commentary
| chan = '''(FAN)''' ('''Fan''' Costume Commentary)
| desc = Strong Bad makes fun of the nice people who dress up as H*R characters for the first time.
| descflash = SB rags on his loyal fans.
| time = 3 min
| date = 2003
| prev = costumes
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = ween03.png
| name = 3 Times Halloween Funjob
| chan = '''(JOB)''' (3 Times Halloween Fun'''job''')
| desc = Trick or treatings, eggings and TP-ings, and dead houseplant seances nicely fill these seven minutes.
| descflash = Marzipan contacts the dead.
| descold = Marzipan tries to contact the dead as other people do other stuff.
| time = 7 min 20 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = ween03
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = malloween.png
| name = Malloween Commercial
| chan = '''(MAL)''' ('''Mal'''loween Commercial)
| desc = Festive Halloween theme Fluffy Puff Marchmallows and Marshie dressed as a vampire! Nothing creepy at all!
| descflash = Marshie goes off the deep end.
| descold = Marshie gets nuts selling Halloween marshmallows.
| time = 1 min 40 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = malloween
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = superbowldealie.png
| name = Superbowl Dealie
| chan = '''(SUP)''' ('''Sup'''erbowl Dealie)
| desc = A very worthless short explaining why a Strong Bad email was going to be a day or two late.
| descflash = Football makes a good excuse.
| descold = Strong Mad is dumb So is Homestar. Football.
| time = 39 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = superbowl
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = xmas2002.png
| name = A Decemberween Pageant
| chan = '''(PAG)''' (A Decemberween '''Pag'''eant)
| desc = A very confusing elementary school play tells the story of the first Decemberween.
| descflash = The gang puts on a weird play.
| descold = The gang puts on a play about Decemberween's origins.
| time = 4 min 23 sec
| date = 2002
| prev = xmas2002
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = pumpkin.PNG
| name = Pumpkin Carve-nival
| chan = '''(CRV)''' (Pumpkin '''C'''a'''rv'''e-nival)
| desc = Homestar judges the entries in a pumpkin carving contest.
| descflash = Everybody carves pumpkins.
| descold = Homestar throws a pumpkin carving party.
| time = 5 min 32 sec
| date = 2002
| prev = halloween2002
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = bestdecemberween.PNG
| name = The Best Decemberween Ever
| chan = '''(XMS)''' ('''Xm'''a'''s''', abbreviation for Christmas)
| desc = Homestar tries to figure out the perfect Decemberween gift for Strong Bad.
| descflash = Homestar gives gifts.
| descold = Homestar celebrates a made up holiday.
| time = 4 min 43 sec
| date = 2001
| prev = xmas2001
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = stupidturkey.PNG
| name = Some Stupid Turkey
| chan = '''(TKY)''' (Some Stupid '''T'''ur'''k'''e'''y''')
| desc = Strong Bad dresses up as a turkey and sings a song.
| descflash = Strong Bad gives thanks.
| descold = Strong Bad gives thanks while The King tanks.
| time = 39 sec
| date = 2001
| prev = turkey
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = halloween2001.png
| name = The House That Gave Sucky Treats
| chan = '''(SUK)''' (The House That Gave '''Su'''c'''k'''y Treats)
| desc = Give out the the treats as the H*R gang comes a-knockin for some Halloween fun-times.
| descflash = Trick/Treat.
| descold = Homestar and co. trick and treat.
| time = 10 hrs 33 min
| date = 2001
| prev = halloween2001
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = mothersdaymessage.png
| name = A Mother's Day Message
| chan = '''(MOM)''' (As in Mother's Day)
| desc = Strong Bad loses a bet on Mother's Day.
| descflash = Strong Bad loses a bet.
| descold = Strong Bad loses a bet. Your mom wins.
| time = 1 min 29 sec
| date = 2001
| prev = mother
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = holidaygreeting.png
| name = A Holiday Greeting
| chan = '''(OHC)''' ('''O''' '''H'''oly '''C'''rap)
| desc = Strong Bad sings his take on a holiday classic.
| descflash = Strong Bad offends everybody.
| descold = Strong Bad fails miserably at 'tis-ing the season.
| time = 1 min 38 sec
| date = 2000
| prev = xmas
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Holiday
| img = homestarloween.PNG
| name = Homestarloween Party
| chan = '''(HWN)''' ('''H'''omestarlo'''w'''ee'''n''' Party)
| desc = In their first Halloween special, the Homestar Runner gang plays some flashlight-ghost-story-telling-with-a-fashlight.
| descflash = Costume Party!!.
| descold = Homestar throws a costume party.
| time = 4 min 55 sec
| date = 2000
| prev = homestarloween
}}
|}

=== [[Puppet Stuff]] ===
{{toontable|prev=9547d5cb88-1609733169/menu_puppetstuff.gif}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = KickTheCheatCommercialThumb.png
| name = Kick The Cheat Returns!
| chan = '''(KTC)''' ('''K'''ick '''T'''he '''C'''heat)
| desc = Fangamer Zoologists impossibly repopulate the wilds with Kick the Cheats!
| time = 01 min 31 sec
| date = 2025
| prev2 = kick-the-cheat-returns/1c053fce0c-1740505288/menu_ktcpromo.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = TalkItYourselfHomestarCommercial.png
| name = Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush{{!}}Homestar Puppet Plush
| chan = '''(PHS)''' ('''P'''uppet '''H'''ome'''s'''tar)
| desc = Puppet Homestar has been mass-produced! Mass-hysteria!
| time = 01 min 53 sec
| date = 2024
| prev2 = homestar-puppet-plush/3179c72e46-1716472115/menu_hspuppetplush.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Action Cool News-oween.png
| name = Action Cool News-oween Report
| chan = '''(ROC)''' ('''Roc'''oulm)
| desc = Anchorperson Strong Bad interrupts your regularly scheduled program for an emergency update about Ween decor!
| time = 01 min 52 sec
| date = 2021
| prev2 = newsoween/01ed9ba867-1635280983/menu_jibbliesnews.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = TalkinStrongBadCommercial.png
| name = Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial{{!}}Talkin Strong Bad
| chan = '''(TSB)''' ('''T'''alkin' '''S'''trong '''B'''ad)
| desc = Strong Bad wants a little friend to play with and his wish is granted by an overly enthusiastic voicey guy!
| time = 01 min 21 sec
| date = 2020
| prev2 = talkin-strong-bad/f643e40070-1609452362/menu_talkinsb2.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Decemberween Dangeresque.jpg
| name = Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack{{!}}Decemberween Dangeresque
| chan = '''(PUP)''' ('''Pup'''pet)
| desc = Dangeresque teams up with Firebert from the Cheat Commandos to find out who has stolen all the Hot Jones.
| descflash = Someone stole all the Hot Jones!
| time = 7 min 22 sec
| date = 2017
| prev = dween17
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = DangeresquePuppets.PNG
| name = Dangeresque: Puppet Squad
| chan = '''(DPS)''' ('''D'''angeresque: '''P'''uppet '''S'''quad)
| desc = Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too go after the criminal mastermind who one time stle Big D's curly fries!
| descflash = Puppets on patrol!
| time = 2 min 10 sec
| date = 2008
| prev = dangeresquePS1
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Marshie vs. Little Girl.jpg
| name = Marshie vs. Little Girl
| chan = '''(MVL)''' ('''M'''arshie '''v'''s. '''L'''ittle Girl)
| desc = Marshie displays none of the puppety charms of Homestar or Strong Bad and Little Girl's not fallin for it!
| descflash = Witness the horror!
| time = 2 min 22 sec
| date = 2007
| prev = marshiepuppet
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Other Little Girl.jpg
| name = Homestar vs. Other Little Girl
| chan = '''(OLG)''' ('''O'''ther '''L'''ittle '''G'''irl)
| desc = Homestar doesn't know anything and he needs classes! Good thing Other Little Girl is here to help!
| descflash = Homestar needs classes.
| time = 1 min 25 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = otherlilgirl
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = BisCasFri3.JPG
| name = Biz Cas Fri 3
| chan = '''(FRI)''' (Biz Cas '''Fri''')
| desc = SB is having computer problems. Homestar is having his usual kind of problems.
| descflash = Remember to back up your files.
| time = 2 min 10 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = bizcasfri3
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Mission Control.JPG
| name = Puppet Jam: Mission Control
| chan = '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''')
| desc = Homestar and the Johns of TMBG tire of improv-ing up fresh Puppet Jams in the studio. Marty Beller on the below-the-radar skins!
| descflash = HSR vs. TMBG.
| time = 1 min 06 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = puppetjam4
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = biz cas fri 2.JPG
| name = Biz Cas Fri 2
| chan = '''(CAS)''' (Biz '''Cas''' Fri)
| desc = Rondleman, I mean Strong Bad, finds himself giving a presentation/spelling bee to the shareholders.
| descflash = This one goes out to all my shareholdas.
| time = 2 min
| date = 2005
| prev = bizcasfri2
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = biz cas fri.JPG
| name = Biz Cas Fri 1
| chan = '''(BIZ)''' ('''Biz''' Cas Fri)
| desc = Strong Bad just wants to finish his 3rd quarter projection analysis spreadsheet but Homestar accidentally starts a meme instead.
| descflash = Revenge of the Office Dullard.
| time = 1 min 50 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = bizcasfri1
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Little Girl and SB.jpg
| name = Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!
| chan = '''(SVG)''' ('''S'''trong Bad '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl!)
| desc = Strong Bad is not as entertaining with Little Girl as Homestar!
| descflash = SB faces off against LG.
| time = 1 min 15 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = sbvslilgirl
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Little Girl 2.jpg
| name = Homestar vs. Little Girl 2
| chan = '''(HVG)''' ('''H'''omestar '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl 2)
| desc = Puppet Homestar tries to discuss pumpkins and witch's brew with Little Girl. Guess what? She kicks him.
| descflash = Little girl be's cute.
| time = 1 min 15 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = puppetween
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = todaybor.PNG
| name = Labor Dabor
| chan = '''(LAB)''' ('''Lab'''or Dabor)
| desc = The Homestarmy mobilizes to prevent any labor from occurring on Labor's Day. Bennedetto lives!
| descflash = The Homestarmy regulates.
| time = 2 min
| date = 2004
| prev = laborday
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Puppet vitaminscelebrities.png
| name = Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities
| chan = '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''')
| desc = Homestar and the Johns of TMBG improv up still more Puppet Jams in the studio. Marty Beller on the inviso-skins!
| descflash = HSR vs. TMBG.
| time = 1 min 10 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = puppetjam3
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Puppet lazorbeams.png
| name = Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams
| chan = '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''')
| desc = Homestar and the Johns of TMBG improv up more Puppet Jams in the studio. Marty Beller on the unseen skins!
| descflash = HSR vs. TMBG.
| time = 1 min 11 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = puppetjam2
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = puppet badjoke.png
| name = Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
| chan = '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''')
| desc = Homestar and the Johns of TMBG improv up some Puppet Jams in the studio. Marty Beller on the offscreen skins!
| descflash = HSR vs. TMBG.
| time = 1 min 14 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = puppetjam1
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = PuppetTime.png
| name = Puppet Time
| chan = '''(PUP)''' ('''Pup'''pet Time)
| desc = When Homestar can't find Strong Bad, he decides to borrow a few things.
| descflash = Homestar 'borrows' stuff from Strong Bad.
| descold = Homestar "borrows" a few things.
| time = 1 min 11 sec
| date = 2004
| prev = puppettime
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Puppet Stuff
| img = Everybody Knows It.jpg
| name = Everybody Knows It
| nameold = Puppet Thing / Whoa! Puppets
| chan = '''(EKI)''' ('''E'''verybody '''K'''nows '''I'''t)
| chanold = '''(PPT)''' ('''P'''u'''p'''pe'''t''')
| desc = Puppet Homestar's official debut! A music video for the full version of his easter egg song from the sbemail "labor day."
| descflash = Puppet Homestar sings.
| descold = The Cheat and Homestar team up for some real life jams.
| time = 1 min 02 sec
| date = 2003
| prev = puppets
}}
|}

=== [[Strong Bad Email]] ===
{{see|Strong Bad Email#Strong Bad Emails|the Strong Bad Email list}}
:''[[hr:media/pages/toons/3bcf0cc252-1609343368/menu_sbemail.gif|View menu preview]]''

=== Video Stuff ===
{{toontable}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = anniversary-merch-thumb.jpg
| name = Homestar Anniversary Merch
| chan = '''(OLD)'''
| desc = Buncha new crap from Fangamer.com including shirts, playing cards, and a huge Trogdor plush!
| time = 01 min 54 sec
| date = 2025
| prev2 = homestar-anniversary-merch/a5af8fcb7c-1763400435/menu_trogplush.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = paunchbaby_yt-thumb.jpg
| name = Strong Sad Paunchbaby
| chan = '''(SSP)''' ('''S'''trong '''S'''ad '''P'''aunchbaby)
| desc = Another commercial for another plush! This one's dumpus!
| time = 01 hrs 01 min
| date = 2025
| prev2 = strong-sad-paunchbaby/1595004038-1755548221/menu_paunchbaby.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = Disk4of12Vampire'sCastle.png
| name = Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle
| chan = '''(VMP)''' ('''V'''a'''mp'''ire)
| desc = Strong Bad discovers the frustrating real-life text adventure that inspired Thy Dungeonman... and then plays through the entire thing!
| time = 30 min 28 sec
| date = 2022
| prev2 = disk-4-of-12-vampire-s-castle/2327563776-1664294082/menu_d4o12vampire.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TrogdorExpandoDeck.png
| name = Expando Deck Promo
| chan = '''(MNM)''' ('''M'''ajicks a'''n'''d ''''M'''ergencies)
| desc = A commercial for the Majicks & 'Mergencies Expando Deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game. Onion Bubs enters a new phase!
| time = 01 min 25 sec
| date = 2022
| prev2 = expando-deck-promo/84b5c1119c-1651510970/menu_expandopromo.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = StrongPlayBeefReverser.png
| name = Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser
| chan = '''(MBR)''' ('''M'''arzipan '''B'''eef '''R'''everser)
| desc = Dear SB, How do you win handheld videogames with boxing gloves on? Well, Krondie, watch me tear it up in this Strong-Play of Marzipan Beef Reverser on my Videlectrix handheld!
| time = 11 min 13 sec
| date = 2022
| prev2 = strong-play-marzipan-beef-reverser/b89a02710a-1651510334/menu_beefreverser.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = WorldGames.png
| name = Disk 4 of 12 - World Games
| chan = '''(D4O)''' ('''D'''isk '''4 o'''f 12)
| desc = SB takes on the Epyx classic World Games and learns that the whole 'agony of defeat' thing is actually super entertaining!
| time = 16 min 25 sec
| date = 2021
| prev2 = disk-4-of-12-world-games/6c109f9e6f-1616772059/8ad14247-6b76-4e5f-9479-d6e185a4c5a4.jpeg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = FriendlyWareAddendum.jpg
| name = Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum
| chan = '''(D4O)''' ('''D'''isk '''4 o'''f 12)
| desc = Thanks to DOS-savvy commenters, Strong Bad gets FriendlyWare's game Sea Battle working! But will it be enough? Or will he have to add more of his personal style?!
| time = 06 min 17 sec
| date = 2021
| prev2 = disk-4-of-12-friendendum/916c384cdd-1621002510/menu_friendendum.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = Disk4of12Friendlyware.png
| name = Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare
| chan = '''(D4O)''' ('''D'''isk '''4 o'''f 12)
| desc = Strong Bad plays old PC games so you never will! In this episode, it's the classic DOS collection FriendlyWare P.C. Introductory Set!
| time = 14 min
| date = 2021
| prev2 = disk-4-of-12-friendlyware/f3a724dc2a-1613083105/menu_d4o12friendlyware.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = NoStalgia.png
| name = sloshy - No-stalgia
| chan = '''(NOS)''' ('''No'''-'''S'''talgia)
| desc = sloshy accompanies their anti-nostalgia anthem with the most nostalgic 90's indie video.
| time = 02 min 42 sec
| date = 2020
| prev2 = sloshy-no-stalgia/0ba3c4466a-1610817736/menu_nostalgia.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = KickTheCheatSurgery.png
| name = Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery
| chan = '''(KTC)''' ('''K'''ick '''T'''he '''C'''heat)
| desc = After 15 years, Kick the Cheat has finally lost his squeak! Learn how to safely perform at-home surgery to replace the batteries in his larynx!
| time = 3 min 2 sec
| date = 2020
| prev2 = kick-the-cheat-voicebox-replacement-surgery/f3a7c642f1-1610778416/menu_cheatsurgery.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = SOAAReallyCoolBoat.png
| name = Really Cool Boat{{!}}Skills of an Artist #19 - Really Cool Boat
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Strong Bad implements scalloped droops as he draws an extremely seaworthy vessel. Chippies!
| time = 2 min 52 sec
| date = 2018
| prev2 = skoa19/03350cce9f-1610815836/menu_skoa19.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = SOAABarfBag.png
| name = Barf Bag{{!}}Skills of an Artist #18 - Barf Bag
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = It's starting to seep through! Learn the secrets of the mini-mountain range with Strong Bad!
| time = 1 min 51 sec
| date = 2018
| prev2 = skoa18/4c43e57be1-1610815232/menu_skoa18.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = SOAADiskette.png
| name = Diskette{{!}}Skills of an Artist #17 - Diskette
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Learn to draw an 80's PC magazine ad with everyone's favorite 90's cartoon man, Strong Bad!
| time = 2 min 9 sec
| date = 2018
| prev2 = skoa17/3222c55aee-1610814737/menu_skoa17.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = SOAASqueedlyGuitar.png
| name = Guitar{{!}}Skills of an Artist #16 - Guitar
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Learn the power of the Zshoop 3D as Strong Bad draws a 4x sharp squealy guitar.
| time = 2 min 18 sec
| date = 2018
| prev2 = skoa16/7151193001-1610813625/menu_skoa16.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = SOAADraccus.png
| name = Draccus{{!}}Skills of an Artist #15 - Draccus
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = A special Skills of an Artist earned as a stretch goal of World Builders' annual fundraiser! Strong Bad draws a Draccus from Patrick Rothfuss's Kingkiller Chronicles!
| time = 2 min 15 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa15/85f3a6e08c-1610777574/menu_skoa15.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = SOAASadClownFace.png
| name = Clownbread{{!}}Skills of an Artist #14 - Clownbread
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face.
| time = 1 min 50 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa14/dfc4fc386c-1610777200/menu_skoa14.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA13.png
| name = Cornucopia{{!}}Skills of an Artist #13 - Cornucopia
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Strong Bad makes drawing an autumnal centerpiece easy and destructive. Featuring receding ploomps.
| time = 2 min 9 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa13/2b4d284931-1610776666/menu_skoa13.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA12.png
| name = Large Bean (toon){{!}}Skills of an Artist #12 - Large Bean
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = The cursed legume strikes again! Armed with his untucked thrift store shirts no less!
| time = 2 min 8 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa12/d95707a9d5-1610776404/menu_skoa12.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA11.png
| name = Tennis Shorts{{!}}Skills of an Artist #11 - Tennis Shorts
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Witness as Strong Bad transforms mom's favorite into posh home decor!
| time = 2 min 12 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa11/8345699dab-1610776200/menu_skoa11.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA10.png
| name = Skills of an Artist LIVE!!{{!}}Skills of an Artist #10 - LIVE!
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = A lo-fi archive of Strong Bad's live drawing of a cross-sectioned The Cheat!
| time = 4 min 23 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa10/38810f5e8e-1610741340/menu_skoa10.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA9.png
| name = Classic Stand-up Arcade Game{{!}}Skills of an Artist #9 - Arcade Game
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Strong Bad draws the control panel for a classic arcade cabinet.
| time = 1 min 47 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa9/ed06322434-1610740954/menu_skoa9.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA8.png
| name = Eagle{{!}}Skills of an Artist #8 - Eagle
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Learn to apply 'nature's wave' in all its glory as Strong Bad draws an eagle's sketchy older brother.
| time = 1 min 23 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa8/50e7c0eed6-1610740295/menu_skoa8.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA7.png
| name = Cartoon Characters{{!}}Skills of an Artist #7 - Cartoon Characters
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Learn to draw Character 1 and Character 2 using the most laid back methods ever devised (far-out).
| time = 2 min 5 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa7/f1fd3d5342-1610740007/menu_skoa7.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA6.png
| name = End Boss{{!}}Skills of an Artist #6 - End Boss
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Strong Bad busts out the graph paper to design the best end boss ever!
| time = 2 min 14 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa6/b2840ea5ff-1610739640/menu_skoa6.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA5.png
| name = Muscleman{{!}}Skills of an Artist #5 - Muscleman
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Strong Bad draws a really muscly muscleman.
| time = 1 min 38 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skills-of-an-artist-muscleman/de44143ec1-1609367897/muscleman.png
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA2.png
| name = Posh Toilet Paper{{!}}Skills of an Artist #4 - Posh Toilet Paper
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy.
| time = 1 min 36 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa4/3280a73454-1610739291/menu_skoa4.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA3.png
| name = Cannonmouth{{!}}Skills of an Artist #3 - Cannonmouth
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Tell your friends, it's not gonna be ooh lips! The new classic? You better believe it! It's picture day for Cannonmouth!
| time = 1 min 38 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skills-of-an-artist-cannonmouth/744bca6d42-1609367695/menu_skoacannon.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA1.png
| name = Sammich{{!}}Skills of an Artist #2 - Sammich
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami.
| time = 1 min 54 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa2/cbad2b210f-1610738774/menu_skoa2.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = TwitterSOAA4.png
| name = Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds{{!}}Skills of an Artist #1 - Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds
| chan = '''(SKA)''' ('''Sk'''ills of an '''A'''rtist)
| desc = Strong Bad teaches you how to disguise gory illustrations so mom doesn't get mad at you!
| time = 1 min 57 sec
| date = 2017
| prev2 = skoa1/8c6944b7fc-1610738155/menu_skoa1.jpg
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = Clumsyman.png
| name = Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD#Introduction{{!}}Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits Intro
| chan = '''(50B)''' ('''50 B'''est)
| desc = The opening to the SBemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD collection.
| time = 36 sec
| date = 2009
| prev2 = 50best-intro/f1721cf125-1745456872/menu_50best2.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Video Stuff
| img = peasantsquestmovie.jpg
| name = Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
| chan = '''(QST)''' (Peasant's '''Q'''ue'''st''')
| desc = The huge success of the Peasant's Quest computer game resulted in a low budget, big budget movie trailer!
| descflash = Real Life Adventure!!
| time = 2 min 55 sec
| date = 2005
| prev = filmstyle
}}
|}

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===
{{toontable|prev=5d9577111f-1609438544/menu_tgs1.gif}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = tgs 15.png
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 15{{!}}Issue #15
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = The Teen Girl Squad go to the Priggidy Prizom.
| time = 4 min 14 sec
| date = 2009
| prev2 = issue-15/0d2e99052a-1609451550/menu_tgs15.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = FourGregs.png
| name = 4 Gregs{{!}}Four Gregs
| nameold = 4 Gregs
| chan = '''(GRG)''' ('''Gr'''e'''g''')
| desc = The Gregs attempt to infiltrate a varsity football game.
| time = 03 min 20 sec
| date = 2009
| prev2 = four-gregs/4a8913ab04-1609451549/menu_4gregs.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = tgs14 Scantron armor.png
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 14{{!}}Issue #14
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Last day of school equals yearbooks, exams, and heh heh heh senior pranks
| time = 3 min 40 sec
| date = 2008
| prev2 = issue-14/8e83516eb8-1609451551/menu_tgs14.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = TeenGirlSquad13.png
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 13{{!}}Issue #13
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Baby sitting shenanigans
| time = 3 min 25 sec
| date = 2007
| prev2 = issue-13/d0b95d2093-1609451549/menu_tgs13.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = TeenGirlSquad12.png
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 12{{!}}Issue #12
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Vamlumtime's Day is Serious Times
| time = 3 min 20 sec
| date = 2007
| prev2 = issue-12/8148c63c7a-1609451552/menu_tgs12.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = TeenGirlSquad11.PNG
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 11{{!}}Issue #11
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Summer camp and summer jobs with TGS
| time = 3 min 32 sec
| date = 2006
| prev2 = issue-11/d62c5d2db8-1609451552/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = TeenGirlSquad10.PNG
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 10{{!}}Issue #10
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Ugly One's Sweet Someteenth Birthday bash in full color!
| time = 3 min 34 sec
| date = 2005
| prev2 = issue-10/f350e73505-1609451554/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = Drivers Eded.png
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 9{{!}}Issue #9
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = "The Other Three" are free from Cheerleader's tyranny.
| time = 2 min 05 sec
| date = 2005
| prev2 = issue-9/6dedd43d06-1609451555/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = Kissy Boots.PNG
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 8{{!}}Issue #8
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = TGS tries to survive the Battle of the Bands
| time = 2 min 24 sec
| date = 2005
| prev2 = issue-8/8f3cd9b648-1609451555/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = tgs7.PNG
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 7{{!}}Issue #7
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Teeny Tiny Girl Squad!
| time = 1 min 53 sec
| date = 2004
| prev2 = issue-7/a5b4566d23-1609451556/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = tgs6.PNG
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 6{{!}}Issue #6
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!
| time = 1 min 22 sec
| date = 2004
| prev2 = issue-6/ff6aa78b0a-1609451557/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = tgs5.PNG
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 5{{!}}Issue #5
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Spring Break for TGS!
| time = 1 min 57 sec
| date = 2004
| prev2 = issue-5/948b515303-1609451558/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = tgs4.png
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 4{{!}}Issue #4
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Cheerleader makes her move on Quarterman.
| time = 1 min 38 sec
| date = 2003
| prev2 = issue-4/1dd4b71c6e-1609451560/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = tgs3.PNG
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 3{{!}}Issue #3
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Summer fashions: The mall, a thrift store, and...possums.
| descflash = Shopping and marsupials. Need anything else?
| time = 1 min 37 sec
| date = 2003
| prev2 = issue-3/5804221422-1609451560/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = Tgs2.PNG
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 2{{!}}Issue #2
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = Hot tips lead to alien knee-bashings and jimmies.
| descflash = So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good.
| time = 1 min 12 sec
| date = 2003
| prev2 = issue-2/b173a8bc00-1609451561/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Teen Girl Squad
| img = tgs1.PNG
| name = Teen Girl Squad Issue 1{{!}}Issue #1
| chan = '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| desc = TGS tries to look SO GOOD!
| descflash = What's Her Face has a run in with a T-Rex. Other stuff happens.
| time = 52 sec
| date = 2002
| prev2 = issue-1/37d0e5b1c3-1609451562/menu_tgs1.gif
}}
|}

=== [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Answering Machine]] ===
{{toontable|prev=cce5b3c712-1609438587/menu_marzanswer_v2.gif}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = dangmuffinspie.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #17
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Strong Bad tries to leave the ultimate prank call only to find that Marzipan's answering machine is full of 7 years worth of message!
| time = 31 hrs 09 min
| date = 2016
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-17/194a29e592-1609451623/menu_marzanswer_v3.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = StrongSadAnsweringMachine.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #16
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Strong Sad abuses his privileges as housesitter for Marzipan while she's on vacation.
| time = 04 min 42 sec
| date = 2009
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-16/34c7aae435-1609451623/menu_marzanswer_v2.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = Mam15pernt2.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #15
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = The KOT's secret is OUT and he's ticked off! The Cheat tries his hand at prank callery.
| time = 03 min 30 sec
| date = 2008
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-15/6aa86c58a8-1609451624/menu_marzanswer_v2.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #14
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = The King of April Fool's Day Pranks calls the Queen of April Fool's Day Pranks plus a robocall from Nadine Automatedmenuburger.
| time = 04 min 06 sec
| date = 2007
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-14/deb7837033-1609451624/menu_marzanswer_v2.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MAM13-BananaPhone.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #13
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Marzi gets calls from 1936 and The Cheat and the KOT cut demos!
| time = 04 min 24 sec
| date = 2006
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-13/0ba097a1b3-1609451625/menu_marzanswer_v2.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = thnikkafied-machine.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #12
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Goatface calls Marzipan in addition to all of her friends. She said she'd bake them a cake!
| time = 03 min 17 sec
| date = 2005
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-12/1026ff472a-1609451626/menu_marzanswer_v2.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MarzipanAnsweringMachineV11.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #11
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = The KOT calls with an urgent napkin alert while Bob Statesman campaigns for Elected Office.
| time = 03 min 16 sec
| date = 2004
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-11/85c975feea-1609451628/menu_marzanswer_v2.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MarzipanAnsweringMachineV10.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #10
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Strong Bad tries to give Homestar prank call lessons. It goes about like you'd expect.
| time = 02 min 39 sec
| date = 2004
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-10/eb187ccca5-1609451629/menu_marzanswer_v2.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MarzipanAnsweringMachineV9.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #9
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Marzipan upgrades to a new answering machine and Homestar misunderstands Pom Pom causing relationship probs.
| time = 05 min 39 sec
| date = 2003
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-9/666cf84962-1609451629/menu_marzanswer_v2.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MarzipanAnsweringMachineV8.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #8
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Coach Z gets mixed signals from Marzipan while she gets a call from the year 20X6.
| time = 02 min 38 sec
| date = 2003
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-8/3dc7c682db-1609451630/menu_marzanswer.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = marzipan answer7.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #7
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = The whole town calls Marzipan with Halloween-related issues / prank calls.
| time = 03 min 16 sec
| date = 2002
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-7/4721acde05-1609451631/menu_marzanswer.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MarzipanAnsweringMachineV6.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #6
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Marzipan recieves some grave news from Dr. Professional. Peoples call Marzi for Valentine's Day advice.
| time = 03 min 03 sec
| date = 2002
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-6/9ff39e5972-1609451632/menu_marzanswer.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MarzipanAnsweringMachineV5.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #5
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Homestar turns telemarketer as Bubs and Coach Z call Marzi after a few too many cold ones/ listerines/ soy sauces.
| time = 04 min 50 sec
| date = 2001
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-5/5b5eb65374-1609451634/menu_marzanswer.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MarzipanAnsweringMachineV4.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #4
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Strong Bad and the KOT try to prank Marzipan by imitating each other. Strong Sad lies in the dark
| time = 03 min 56 sec
| date = 2001
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-4/edca4f4632-1609451634/menu_marzanswer.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MarzipanAnsweringMachineV3.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #3
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Everybody in town realizes all at once that Marzipan is the only girl and suddenly they're all interested.
| time = 03 min 18 sec
| date = 2001
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-3/be4747521f-1609451635/menu_marzanswer.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = MarzipanAnsweringMachineV2.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #2
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Detective Everybody calls Marzipan with some unfortunate news. The KOT continues to be one-note.
| time = 02 min 24 sec
| date = 2001
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-2/ddf1242294-1609451635/menu_marzanswer.gif
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Answering Machine
| img = Old Answering Machine.png
| name = Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0{{!}}Marzipan's Answering Machine #1
| chan = '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| desc = Strong Bad leaves his first prank call on Marzipan's answering machine. Other characters call too!
| time = 03 min 57 sec
| date = 2000
| prev2 = marzipans-answering-machine-1/94faca5457-1609451636/menu_marzanswer.gif
}}
|}

== Removed Toons ==
=== New Stuff ===
:''This list only contains items that do not appear in the menu's other pages.'' {{for|complete list|New Stuff}}
On [[Post-Flash Site Update|December 31, 2020]], the New Stuff category was replaced with Latest Stuff, and old items were removed. These toons could only be found in this category prior to their removal.
{{toontable}}
{{toonmenu
| type = New Stuff
| img = Main_Page_26.PNG
| name = Main Page 26
| chan = '''(2X6)''' (Main Page '''26''', with the theme of '''X'''eriouxly Forxe)
| desc = It was just a matter of time. Zesty b/w tangy!
| time = 0:30
| date = 2010
| prev = main26
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = New Stuff
| img = Sbemailiarized!.png
| name = Sbemailiarized!
| chan = '''(SZD)''' ('''S'''bemailiari'''z'''e'''d'''!)
| desc = Oh man this great new idea though!
| time = 2:46
| date = 2009
| prev = sbemailiarized
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = New Stuff
| img = Main25.PNG
| name = Main Page 25
| chan = '''(MPG)''' ('''M'''ain '''P'''a'''g'''e)
| desc = The puppets finally get their due!
| time = 0:30
| date = 2008
| prev = main25
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = New Stuff
| img = Workin' on the Game.jpg
| name = Workin' on the Game
| chan = '''(TRX)''' (Videlec'''tr'''i'''x''')
| desc = Good Graphics are hard to find.
| time = 0:30
| date = 2008
| prev = gamework
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = New Stuff
| img = SBCG4AP Advertisement title.png
| name = SBCG4AP Advertisement{{!}}SBCG4AP
| chan = '''(WII)''' (It's a preview of a Nintendo '''Wii''' game.)
| desc = Strong Bad shows off his new videogame.
| time = 2:00
| date = 2008
| prev = sbcg4ap
}}
|}

=== [[Powered by The Cheat]] ===
These toons were previously in the Powered by The Cheat category before it was removed. Most of the toons in this section were added to Shorts, with the exception of these two, which were removed entirely (due to also being [[Strong Bad Email]]s).
{{toontable}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Old
| img = sbemail87.PNG
| name = Mile
| chan = '''(MIL)''' ('''Mil'''e)
| desc = The Cheat guest-authors a SBemail.
| time = 2:40
| date = 2003
| prev = sbemail87
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Old
| img = crazy cartoon cheat trophies.PNG
| name = Crazy Cartoon
| chan = '''(CZY)''' ('''C'''ra'''zy''' Cartoon)
| desc = I guess the Cheat deserves a trophy.
| time = 1:12
| date = 2003
| prev = crazycartoon
}}
|}

=== Other ===
{{toontable}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Old
| img = Halloween 2007 teaser.png
| name = Jibblies 2 Teaser{{!}}Ween Toon 2007
| chan = '''(JBZ)''' ('''J'''i'''b'''blie'''s''')
| desc = Who knows what this toon is about?!
| time = [[666|6:66]]
| date = 2007 (Removed October 29, 2007)
| prev = ween07 teaser
}}
{{toonmenu
| type = Old
| img = jumpingjackcontest.png
| name = A Jumping Jack Contest
| chan = '''(JAX)''' (Altered spelling of "jacks")
| desc = Who will last the longest? Maybe you.
| time = 5:16
| date = 2000 (Removed August 2003)
| prev = 0
}}
|}

== Special Cartoons ==
Other toons not featured on the toon menu.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="80%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=20%|[[Character Videos]] !! width=20%|Intros !! width=20%|Early Flash !! width=20%|Books !! width=20%|Other
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[Homestar Runner's Character Video|Homestar Runner]]
*[[Strong Bad's Character Video|Strong Bad]]
*[[The Cheat's Character Video|The Cheat]]
*[[Strong Mad's Character Video|Strong Mad]]
*[[Strong Sad's Character Video|Strong Sad]]
*[[Pom Pom's Character Video|Pom Pom]]
*[[Marzipan's Character Video|Marzipan]]
*[[Coach Z's Character Video|Coach Z]]
*[[Bubs's Character Video|Bubs]]
*[[The King of Town's Character Video|The King of Town]]
*[[The Poopsmith's Character Video|The Poopsmith]]
*[[Homsar's Character Video|Homsar]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Old Everybody Intro]]
*[[Flag Intro]]
*[[Ween Intro|Halloween Intro]]
*[[King of Town Intro]]
*[[Old Intro]]
*[[Old Intro 2]]
*[[Scroll Button Songs]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Flash]]
*[[Pom Pom, Too]]
*[[Second Flash]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Original Book|The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man In The World Contest]]
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]
*[[Strumstar Hammer]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[Field Day Intro]]
*[[Sbemail 100 Fakeout]]
*[[King of Townmail]]
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Happy T!]]
*[[Joy of Painting]]
*[[Lappynapped!]]
*[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
*[[Halloween Teasers]]
*[[Sbemail 200 Fakeout]]
*[[slash/slash]]
*[[Strong Sad's Valentine Animation]]
*[[Flash's 10th Birthday]]
|}

===Not on the Site===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse" width="80%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=20%|[[strongbad_email.exe]] !! width=20%|[[Everything Else]] !! width=20%|[[YouTube]] !! width=20%|[[:Category:Kickstarter Videos|Kickstarter]] !! width=20%|Other
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[Greeting Cards]]
*[[E-mail Birds]]
*[[Videro Games]]
*[[Email Intros]]
*[[Scroll Button Songs (video)]]
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
*[[Trogdor (Karaoke)]]
*[[Nite Mamas (karaoke)]]
*[[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
*[[Fhqwhgads (karaoke)]]
*[[Secret Song (video)]]
*[[Moving Very Slowly (video)]]
*[[Some Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Sample of Style]]
*[[Making of Email 100]]
*[[The Cheatar (making of)]]
*[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]
*[[3D Menu Screen Tests]]
*[[Day at the Park]]
*[[Some Extras]]
*[[Family Resemblence]]
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]]
*[[Puppets on the Road]]
*[[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
*[[Sample of Style Too]]
*[[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]]
*[[It's Like It Was Meant To Be (video)]]
*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]
*[[Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)]]
*[[Rock Opera (karaoke)]]
*[[Accent]]
*[[Email Intros, Part Two]]
*[[160 Seconds]]
*[[Space Program Alternate Take]]
*[[Alternate Universe Video]]
*[[Comic Book Movie]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*[[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]]
*[[Bubslegum Comics]]
*[[Exaggerations]]
*[[From the Vault]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]]
*[[Your Hair is Messed Up]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Animatic]]
*[[An Open Forum]]
*[[Here's How We Made It]]
*[[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]]
*[[Flashforward]]
*[[Where's The Cheat? (game)|Where's The Cheat?]]
*[[The Limozeen Advantage]]
*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]]
*[[Respectably French!]]
*[[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]]
*[[Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014|Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer)]]
*[[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]]
*[[Greatest American Homestar]]
*[[Record Store Day 2018]]
*[[Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination]]
*[[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]]
*[[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]]
*[[Six-Sadded, Die. - The Void Tower]]
*[[Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]]
*[[Six Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing]]
*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough]]
*[[Trogdor! LIVE with the Brothers Chaps!]]
*[[Medium At A Distance]]
*[[Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation]]
*[[Social Media Crap Compilation 1]]
*[[Social Media Crap Compilation 2]]
*[[Social Media Crap Compilation 3]]
*[[WarioWare D.I.Y. Compilation]]
*[[Kooky Moonlight]]
*[[Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer]]
*[[Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!]]
*[[Burninate the House]]
*[[Six-Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Expando Deck]]
*[[Halloween Awards Show]]
*[[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer]]
*[[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer]]
*[[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Launch Trailer]]
*[[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]]
*[[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Dad's Garage Celebrity Endorsement Kickstarter Video]]
*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]
*[[Six-Sadded, Die]]
*[[Trogdor Live Playtest @ GenCon]]
*[[Meeple Grove]]
*[[The Aquabats Super Show Kickstarter]]
*[[Wyrmwood Video]]
*[[SBCG4AP Playthrough]]
*[[Six-Sadded, Die. - Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d]]
*[[Final Hours Playthrough]]
*[[Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor's Fiery Rage]]
*[[Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends!]]
*[[The Actions You Can Do (video)|The Actions You Can Do]]
| valign="top" |
*[[If I Ran the Camera]] ''(Removed from site)''
*[[These peoples try to fade me]] ''(CD Easter egg)''
*[[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] ''(Removed from site)''
*[[Store Thank You Messages]] ''(From the [[Yahoo Store]])''
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] ''(On [[Telltale Games]] site)
*[[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]] ''(On the [[Sam & Max]] Season Two DVD)''
*[[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013]] ''(Presentation)''
*[[Dad's Garage & Friends - 11 Jul 2014]] ''(Presentation)''
*[[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]] ''(Presentation)''
*[[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] early version ''(Presented at the [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show]]s)''
*[[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]] ''(Instagram livestream)''
*[[Nerds & Music - 22 Aug 2020]] ''(Cameo in variety show)''
*[[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh‎]] ''(YouTube video only accessible through [[strongbadallthetimesogreat.com]])''
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Toons By Length]]
*[[All Toons]] (including emails)
 
{{recenttoons}}

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[[Category:Lists]]

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Shorts: {{#count:Shorts|-9999}}
Holiday: {{#count:Holiday|-9999}} (including sbemail 206, MAM #17, D'ween Dangeresque, and sbemail 208)
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Char Vids: {{#navlist:charvidnav-lookup|size}}

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This total does not include most DVD-exclusive stuff, YouTube things, and other toons that might not be considered toons.
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Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser

2026-05-24T20:56:19Z

DEIDATVM: :Category:YouTube

Strong Bad and friends hack their way into VR!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], mini-golf course

'''Date:''' Friday, May 22, 2026

'''Running Time:''' 1:39

==Transcript==
''{open on Bubs' Concession Stand, with Homestar, Strong Bad, Coach Z, and Bubs standing in and around the stand, wearing VR headsets covered in cracks, tape, and chewing gum. Bubs has a keyboard and roll of duct tape on the counter in front of him. The video starts partially darkened, with the word "Advertisement" in white at the bottom.}''

'''VOICE:''' It's an advertisement.

''{the screen brightens and the text goes away}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Bubs, you sure these shady black market VR headsets are fully cracked?

'''BUBS:''' Not anymore! That's what all the duct tape's for!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I mean so we can play pirated games on 'em!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I love pirate games. I wanna play pirate games, vampire games, werewolf games, ''{holds up a food pyramid of various monsters titled "Munster Food Groups"}'' all the munster food groups!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm not talking about ''pirates'', Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I can talk like a pirate! ''{leans forward, grimacing}'' Aouu! ''Aouu!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{lowers eyelids}'' Are you trying to say "Arrr"?

'''COACH Z:''' I can help with that! Oarr! Oarrrr! I'm a poirate!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah! Pirates always have poirots. ''{He pulls out a paper bag puppet decorated like a parrot.}'' Ka-caw! Polly want a cracker!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily raises his fists}'' All right! Everybody shut up forever!

''{Homestar pulls out a Marshie lighter and burns his puppet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Can we please just log on? Or jack in? Or... cyber prance... into VR?

'''BUBS:''' Lemme just make the final adjustments! ''{He begins typing on the keyboard in front of him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rubbing his hands together}'' I can't wait to play all the most violent video games. I heard everybody explodes ''twice'' in VR! One in each eyeball! ''{He rubs each eye accordingly.}'' Dooj! Slpchoo!

''{all the characters lower their VR headsets, while a drumroll plays}''

'''BUBS:''' Here goes VR-somethin'! ''{A rope handle lowers next to him and he pulls it.}''

''{a splat sound effect plays, and the screen pulls inwards, transitioning to a 3D-rendered version of Strong Bad. He's standing on a mini-golf course with rocks, sand, and waterfalls, with Homestar standing nearby holding a putter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disappointed}'' Ohh, man...! ''{the camera zooms out dramatically}'' ''Mini-golf?!''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{swings his club}'' Pchew! Hole in one!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{now holding a putter shaped like his foot}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to fold this lame VR game into something worthy of my style! Let's go see what kinda damage I can do! Hup! ''{He crouches, then jumps into the sky, flying upward and out of sight}'' Wheeee!

''{the Homestar Runner logo appears over the empty sky, with "Distraction Pack" written under it}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf. ''{The accompanying game logo appears next to the Homestar one}'' Coming... some time in June, I don't know. ''{the text "Coming June 25" appears above the logos}''

'''MUFFLED VOICE:''' ''{mumbled}'' It says it on the screen.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' It says it on the screen? Well, I don't want to say it out loud, what if they change when it comes out? Coming whenever it says so on the screen.

''{Homestar pops into frame, his VR headset pulled up again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't call it a course! ''{Text for this appears on the screen, Homestar begins to lower again, then pops back up}'' 'Cuz it's not one! ''{another text bubble for this appears too, and Homestar ducks out of sight}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
* The tiers of Homestar's "Munster Food Groups" chart depicts:
** Row 1: Ghost
** Row 2: Werewolf, Zombie
** Row 3: Vampire, Pirate, [[Trogdor]]
** Row 4: Giant squid, Grey alien, [[Marshie]], Robot

===Inside References===
* Homestar uses a variant of the [[BMW Lighter]] with Marshie on it.
* Strong Bad uses the sound effect [[dooj]] to simulate an [[explosion]].

==External Links==
{{extlinks|youtube=2qetAg7msCw}}
[[Category:YouTube]]

homestarrunnerdotcom

2026-05-24T20:34:24Z

DEIDATVM: add Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser (forgot newline in cell necessitates next cell also be on newline)

{{watchtoon|http://www.youtube.com/user/homestarrunnerdotcom|view channel|fullurl}}
[[File:homestarrunnerdotcom.jpg|thumb|128px|Channel icon (2014{{-}}present)]]
{{distinguish|homestarrunner.com}}
'''homestarrunnerdotcom''' is the official [[YouTube]] channel for uploads of [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] content. Initially a minor supporting element of the body of work, with the discontinuation of [[Flash]] Homestar Runner has had a much more prominent presence on YouTube {{--}} embedding YouTube videos on the site and even uploading [[:Category:YouTube|some videos]] exclusively to the channel.

As of 2025, the channel has over 350,000 subscribers and over 95 million total views.

== Channel Information ==
===History===
Because the majority of Homestar Runner toons are created in [[Flash]], in the early 2000s they could not be easily viewed outside of a browser window in a computer {{--}} particularly, the cartoons could not be played on televisions or mobile devices. Earlier offline distribution of toons included [[DVD]] [[strongbad_email.exe|sets]] in 2004 and [[Podstar Runner 2006|a podcast feed]] in 2006.

The homestarrunnerdotcom YouTube channel was registered on October 1, 2007, but remained inactive for over a year. During this time, [[Strong Bad Gameways|an Easter egg video]] and [[Limozeen Live! - 27 Mar 2008|Limozeen concert footage]] was uploaded to other channels by [[The Brothers Chaps]].

[[File:homestarrunnerdotcom 09.jpg|thumb|Channel icon (2009{{-}}2014)]]
Videos were first uploaded to homestarrunnerdotcom on March 31, 2009 {{--}} several of the most well-known [[Strong Bad Emails]] were all uploaded together, and uploads continued steadily for several months. The [[Toons|toons]] uploaded were generally identical to the DVD versions, including a few that were previously DVD exclusives. The upload of [[independent]] included several differences from the Flash version; this was the first exclusive upload to the channel. Most animations are provided in 720p HD (1080p HD would not become the standard for uploads until late 2015). This activity continued until December 17, 2009, when [[Hiatuses|Homestar Runner entered a period of inactivity]].

Activity resumed on the channel September 24, 2014, when a new icon, a One Channel banner, and a few playlists were added. Uploads of Strong Bad Emails were renamed to include their numbers. In more recent uploads, [[Easter egg]] scenes featured at the end of toons were added, often alongside [[Fake YouTube End Screens|fake thumbnails or autoplay screens]] that obscure forthcoming Easter eggs. On March 27, 2015, a "youtube" link directing to the homestarrunnerdotcom channel was added to the [[NavBar]], replacing the old "[[FeedBurner Page|subscribe]]" button.

[[Post-Flash Site Update|A major update at the end of 2020]] dramatically reworked the navigation and function of the site: in response to the discontinuation of [[Flash]], site content is now played through a combination of YouTube videos and [[Ruffle]] Flash emulation. Prominent links to YouTube appear next to most toon listings on the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons menu]] and [[Strong Bad Email menu]], playing embedded YouTube videos on the main site. The reimagined NavBar no longer includes a link to YouTube.

===Description ===
<blockquote>
Cartoons and more from the website [[HomestarRunner.com]] featuring waggly, animated [[Dumb Animal Characters|animal characters]] like [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[Cherry Greg]]. Also [[Trogdor]]! We should probably mention Trogdor, right? Oh man, this description is [[Getting Great|getting totally great]]! You can even PAUSE these videos unlike that busted old website! Also they have better [[Audio Quality|quality sound]]! But none of those hidden [[easter eggs]]. YouTube doesn't know how to do that yet. Hey! That's one reason to keep [[Flash]] around! ONE!
</blockquote>

=== Banner ===
The YouTube channel banner depicts the [[Characters#Main Characters|twelve main characters]] [[silhouette]]d in white against a blue sky, with "HomestarRunner.com" written above. An [[Easter egg]] can be found in the uncropped version of the banner:{{ref|1}} [[Homsar]] above the image, hanging upside down in the sky, and [[Homestar Runner]] (asking "Strong Bad, what's with all this blank space down here?" in a speech bubble) and [[Strong Bad]] (responding "I dunno. I'm still tryin to remember who half these characters are.") below.
<gallery widths="350px" heights="150px">
File:homestarrunnerdotcom banner cropped.png|Cropped channel banner
File:homestarrunnerdotcom banner uncropped.png|Uncropped channel banner
</gallery>
{{prs|1407082294721060866|Jun|21|2021|alt=A 2021 tweet}} revealed an alternate concept for the banner: a blurred, cropped version of the [[Everybody Everybody Poster]] with "HomestarRunner.com" written at the bottom. The hidden, uncropped version would have revealed the rest of the image to be unblurred, with [[The Homestar Runner]]'s speech bubble reading "Yessir. Looks like they plum fergot to blur the 'hole peecher."
<gallery widths="350px" heights="150px">
File:TwitterOldYouTubeBanner.jpg|Uncropped channel banner
</gallery>

=== Playlists ===
*[[:Category:Favorites|Favorites]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=FLMkbjxvwur30YrFWw8kpSaw|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Strong Bad Emails]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe4qnB47xr_kS7rhha36aY2M|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Decemberween|Decemberween Toons]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe7xZgvOec5MgUsft5ry_hse|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Halloween|Halloween Cartoons]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe6QsHYe8zEbFNZIuFIyW4aX|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Puppet Stuff]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe6n5er588-8Ltrgf_zB4oHB|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe7rD9ivLo6ZfEI6MA4qQyy5|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Live Action]] [[Crap]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe5SO7NsvAdI2LPyjyDWWUgS|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Skills of an Artist]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe4m9p3MMj6fBxQ7F_7US9c6|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[H*R.com updates|Newest Stuff]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe4Oh5h9dC_mlARMwmP05wEk|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe7l-5d3wzf6qu-tsTzdiWfo|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Songs|Songs & Music Videos]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe4H11CB0A9l8F0fsZ9ZxYmM|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Cheat Commandos]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe466ZKi9gVwlFw_iui495SN|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Social Media Crap]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe6cnhOjRqC3RmgF4HGKYamo|2=view|3=fullurl}}
*[[Disk 4 of 12]] {{linkbox|1=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSFI7mabpYe5CvB0_3JCzSC-55XhAlJh0|2=view|3=fullurl}}

===Links===
The Shopify [[Store]] is linked from the channel, titled "hsr store". [[Teespring]] merchandise is also featured via YouTube's built-in "store" feature.

== Uploads ==

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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=10% | Release Date !! width=15% | Title !! width=55% | Description !! width=5% class="unsortable" | Watch !! width=5% | Running Time
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[guitar|Strong Bad Email #36 - Guitar]] || Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills. || [[YouTube:Bloiue3mSuA|watch]] || 1:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Techno|Strong Bad Email #45 - Techno]] || Strong Bad makes a techno song. || [[YouTube:JwZwkk7q25I|watch]] || 1:18
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Comic|Strong Bad Email #53 - Comic]] || Strong Bad makes a comic about Brittany and her friends. || [[YouTube:Slfr0rJADOk|watch]] || 2:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Dragon|Strong Bad Email #58 - Dragon]] || Strong Bad teaches the world how to draw a dragon. || [[YouTube:90X5NJleYJQ|watch]] || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Japanese Cartoon|Strong Bad Email #57 - Japanese Cartoon]] || Strong Bad makes a Japanese cartoon. || [[YouTube:8KqF9G_DQls|watch]] || 2:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Kids' Book|Strong Bad Email #84 - Kids' Book]] || Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different." || [[YouTube:bT4SGdq0ZyU|watch]] || 2:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2009 || [[Virus|Strong Bad Email # 118 - Virus]] || Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus. || [[YouTube:Az49aNuYeJs|watch]] || 4:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2009 || [[Bottom 10|Strong Bad Email #113 - Bottom 10]] || Strong Bad lists his bottom 10. || [[YouTube:NX03enzrSJ4|watch]] || 4:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2009 || [[Death Metal|Strong Bad Email #141 - Death Metal]] || Strong Bad gives lessons in making a death metal song. || [[YouTube:V72NKRyX1NA|watch]] || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2009 || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || The Cheat makes a video of Strong Bad's #1 summer jam.The Cheat makes a video for Strong Bad's #1 summer jam. || [[YouTube:votBDwhTu1E|watch]] || 1:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2009 || [[Different Town|Strong Bad Email #99 - Different Town]] || Strong Bad sings about how he would make his town different. || [[YouTube:j4-kP8Ps8ys|watch]] || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2009 || [[Montage|Strong Bad Email #117 - Montage]] || Strong Bad creates a montage. || [[YouTube:yNSs2GZOl1k|watch]] || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 13, 2009 || [[Video Games|Strong Bad Email #94 - Video Games]] || Strong Bad describes what his video game would be like on various systems. || [[YouTube:R22zSrpeSA4|watch]] || 3:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 13, 2009 || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || Rather Dashing and Trogdor battle in the film adaptation of the text adventure Peasant's Quest. || [[YouTube:-GpEyVZyAY8|watch]] || 2:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 29, 2009 || [[Sample of Style]] || Mike and Matt Chapman give a behind the scenes look at how Matt does the character voices. || [[YouTube:jlYK8GJDkH4|watch]] || 4:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 29, 2009 || [[Sample of Style Too]] || Mike and Matt Chapman give a behind the scenes look at how they animate their cartoons. || [[YouTube:kZaK-TAiv8M|watch]] || 4:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 29, 2009 || [[Band Names|Strong Bad Email #16 - Band Names]] || Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name. || [[YouTube:xOWyEX9Imk8|watch]] || 1:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 30, 2009 || [[The Movies|Strong Bad Email #167 - The Movies]] || Strong Bad describes how annoying moviegoers can be. || [[YouTube:_gXjQT3w020|watch]] || 4:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 30, 2009 || [[Theme Park|Strong Bad Email #104 - Theme Park]] || Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like. || [[YouTube:Y0KwJD2Ugb8|watch]] || 4:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 29, 2009 || [[CGNU|Strong Bad Email #26 - CGNU]] || Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. || [[YouTube:EO1061QisVs|watch]] || 1:22
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 29, 2009 || [[Action Figure|Strong Bad Email #42 - Action Figure]] || Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure. || [[YouTube:EeIPK2bQcpc|watch]] || 1:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 29, 2009 || [[Radio|Strong Bad Email #120 - Radio]] || Strong Bad describes various radio host styles. || [[YouTube:qto3SOsl2F0|watch]] || 4:07
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || [[Best Thing|Strong Bad Email #126 - Best Thing]] || Strong Bad describes the best thing he's ever seen, done or eaten. || [[YouTube:iw4lSmVo3G0|watch]] || 4:16
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || [[Pizza Joint|Strong Bad Email #179 - Pizza Joint]] || Strong Bad opens a pizza joint to score some chicks. || [[YouTube:j8dpa7QGZLE|watch]] || 4:15
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || [[I Love You|Strong Bad Email #9 - I Love You]] || Strong Bad gets an email from Fhqwhgads. || [[YouTube:Lml_AKkhCVY|watch]] || 1:02
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || [[50 Emails|Strong Bad Email #50 - 50 Emails]] || In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails. || [[YouTube:7rrZ-sA4FQc|watch]] || 2:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1, 2009 || [[Slumber Party|Strong Bad Email #180 - Slumber Party]] || Strong Bad gives some advice on attending a slumber party. || [[YouTube:dIQ28YMDlM0|watch]] || 4:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Fan Club|Strong Bad Email #188 - Fan Club]] || Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all. || [[YouTube:2UBY-jroC94|watch]] || 4:30
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Invisibility|Strong Bad Email #41 - Invisibility]] || Strong Bad describes a day of invisibility. || [[YouTube:t7YdvkSJUjM|watch]] || 1:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Sisters|Strong Bad Email #35 - Sisters]] || Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend. || [[YouTube:IHcr-En4ZyY|watch]] || 1:46
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Some Kinda Robot|Strong Bad Email #1 - Some Kinda Robot]] || Strong Bad answers the age old question of whether he takes his mask and boxing gloves off before he goes to bed. || [[YouTube:zBIx-gP-I8c|watch]] || 0:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || [[Your Funeral]] ||Strong Bad details his off the hook funeral plans. || [[YouTube:8dbXh0maXAc|watch]] || 4:03
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 17, 2009 || [[Rap Song]] || The Cheat makes a video for Coach Z's Rap Song accidentally featuring Peacey P. || [[YouTube:r2k7m1ko7NM|watch]] || 2:42
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 17, 2009 || [[Dangeresque 3|Strong Bad Email #106 - Dangeresque 3]] || Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too? || [[YouTube:D4crzZzpsp0|watch]] || 5:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 17, 2009 || [[Email Thunder]] || Strong Bad realizes Homestar is trying to steal his email thunder. || [[YouTube:XSz1L3ni_4E|watch]] || 5:20
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2009 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Teen Girl Squad #12]] || The Teen Girl Squad celebrate Valentime's Day. || [[YouTube:ugqniGO4IJc|watch]] || 3:22
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2009 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Teen Girl Squad #15]] || The Teen Girl Squad go to the Priggidy Prizom. || [[YouTube:nHyau4rb7AY|watch]] || 4:15
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 2, 2009 || [[Donut Unto Others]] || Homestar Runner opens his very own doughnut stand. || [[YouTube:uAzzoGCYw2U|watch]] || 4:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 2, 2009 || [[For Kids|Strong Bad Email #110 - For Kids]] || Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like. || [[YouTube:wnPm3h6sl84|watch]] || 3:29
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 2, 2009 || [[geddup noise|Strong Bad Email #136 - Geddup Noise]] || Strong Bad explains what happened to the Geddup Noise. || [[YouTube:RbMgsV4oWK4|watch]] || 3:44
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 2, 2009 || [[Independent|Strong Bad Email #203 - Independent]] || Strong Bad explains the difference between indie and independent films. || [[YouTube:kjwlrvcKcfI|watch]] || 4:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 3, 2009 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Teen Girl Squad #14]] || The Teen Girl Squad get ready for the end of the school year. || [[YouTube:WJB-Ji_YdMA|watch]] || 3:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 8, 2009 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Teen Girl Sqad #13]] || The Teen Girl Squad try out babysitting. || [[YouTube:GM8gzrtdUNY|watch]] || 3:31
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 8, 2009 || [[Animal|Strong Bad Email #119 - Animal]] || Strong Bad gets a laptop computer and details what his own made up animal would be like. || [[YouTube:dmzk5y_mrlg|watch]] || 4:09
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 8, 2009 || [[Blubbo-O's Commercial]] || Checkout Blubbo-O's latest commercial. || [[YouTube:H5kmOrQa0kA|watch]] || 1:57
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2009 || [[Space Program|Strong Bad Email #138 - Space Program]] || Strong Bad describes Strong Badia's space program, SBASAF. || [[YouTube:SbNYddf1T2U|watch]] || 3:50
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2009 || [[Trudgemank]] || The Cheat makes a video for Taranchula featuring Peacey P. || [[YouTube:OuNmiO5oYYc|watch]] || 1:50
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2009 || [[Myths & Legends|Strong Bad Email #145 - Myths & Legends]] || Strong Bad tells the legendary legend of the Bear Holding a Shark. || [[YouTube:Et8485O1lfc|watch]] || 3:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2009 || [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2|Cheat Commandos - 2 Part Episode: Part 2]] || The Topplegangers break into the Headquarters Playset to free Blue Laser Commander. || [[YouTube:TDmseLGETcM|watch]] || 5:19
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2009 || [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1|Cheat Commandos - 2 Part Episode: Part 1]] || There is division within the Cheat Commandos as they attempt to arrest Blue Laser. || [[YouTube:b5pyeM4H4Xs|watch]] || 4:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 16, 2009 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Teen Girl Squad #11]] || The Teen Girl Squad go to summer camp. || [[YouTube:6kwTgZPPrkw|watch]] || 3:34
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 16, 2009 || [[Technology|Strong Bad Email #143 - Technology]] || Strong Bad tries to explain technology to middle school students. || [[YouTube:wKnLBNS9jDw|watch]] || 4:09
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 16, 2009 || [[Pistols for Pandas]] || Crack Stuntman brings awareness to the cause of arming pandas. || [[YouTube:sHY_xOj2M_g|watch]] || 2:06
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 17, 2009 || [[4 Gregs]] || The 4 Gregs go to a varsity football game. || [[YouTube:7ex9psLw5sM|watch]] || 3:22
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 17, 2009 || [[Alternate Universe|Strong Bad Email #150 - Alternate Universe]] || Strong Bad visits alternate universes with his new alternate portal device. || [[YouTube:wv81-ih05vk|watch]] || 5:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 24, 2009 || [[ISP|Strong Bad Email #152 ISP]] || Strong Bad describes Strong Badia's internet service provider. || [[YouTube:JNmKAhabG4M|watch]] || 3:30
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 24, 2009 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Teen Girl Squad #10]] || It's the Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza! || [[YouTube:_SctWtK2h_w|watch]] || 3:37
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 24, 2009 || [[Compy Catalog]] || The 2009 Compy new products catalog has finally arrived! || [[YouTube:--wlEf0TWQw|watch]] || 3:16
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 24, 2009 || [[Senor Mortgage]] || Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams at Senor Cardgage Mortgage. || [[YouTube:ToJlOND8TfU|watch]] || 1:28
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 25, 2009 || [[4 Branches]] || Strong Bad tries to explain the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done. || [[YouTube:1WFgMOXl4v0|watch]] || 5:02
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 29, 2009 || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || Strong Bad is trying to finish the 3rd Quarter projection analysis spreadsheets. || [[YouTube:tLSgRzCAtXA|watch]] || 1:57
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 29, 2009 || [[personal favorites|Strong Bad Email #69 - Personal Favorites]] || Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right? || [[YouTube:-HySwk9G1Dg|watch]] || 2:28
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 29, 2009 || [[Meet Marshie]] || Meet Marshie and his Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. || [[YouTube:b532gvpHd3k|watch]] || 0:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 29, 2009 || [[Play Date]] || Homestar and Strong Mad have a play date. || [[YouTube:xCHq6sioZ1E|watch]] || 2:49
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 29, 2009 || [[Theme Song|Strong Bad Email #155 - Theme Song]] || Strong Bad tries to explain why his email show doesn't have a theme song. || [[YouTube:RFi8aZm3jnQ|watch]] || 4:03
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 8, 2009 || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || Strong Bad has to go before the shareholders. || [[YouTube:eqMgFgg3Xrw|watch]] || 1:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 8, 2009 || [[caper|Strong Bad Email #68 - Caper]] || Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up. || [[YouTube:HBUP2jAPExU|watch]] || 2:54
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 8, 2009 || [[specially marked|Strong Bad Email #194 - Specially Marked]] || Strong Bad complains about the different types of toys that come in cereal boxes. Hey, maybe give this one a chance! It might be funny! || [[YouTube:TrSgHAIqIkQ|watch]] || 3:18
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 8, 2009 || [[Malloween Commercial]] || Hey kids, check out Fluffy Puff Malloweens! || [[YouTube:ljhh1CUTbUI|watch]] || 1:44
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 9, 2009 || [[Halloween Fairstival]] || Strong Bad is trying to scare the the hiccups out of The Cheat. || [[YouTube:hDE1zTssw6Q|watch]] || 6:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2009 || [[superhero name|Strong Bad Email #29 - Superhero Name]] || Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish! || [[YouTube:CzgaFc3JAl8|watch]] || 1:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2009 || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || Strong Bad does not back up his files. || [[YouTube:VrgNH_6-MLc|watch]] || 2:22
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2009 || [[Fall Float Parade]] || It's the 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade in Strong Badia! || [[YouTube:c6q-zi9O2wE|watch]] || 3:35
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2009 || [[Jibblies 2]] || Come on in here! || [[YouTube:rZ9koMUYlxg|watch]] || 8:29
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 14, 2009 || [[hygiene|Strong Bad Email #176 - Hygiene]] || Strong Bad helps John with his hygiene problems by putting him in an embarrassing educational video. || [[YouTube:dQGMgTq9Lzg|watch]] || 4:15
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2009 || [[army|Strong Bad Email #93 - Army]] || Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos! || [[YouTube:N8_4hIYO8gY|watch]] || 4:16
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2009 || [[crying|Strong Bad Email #109 - Crying]] || Strong Bad makes Homestar cry with his drawing of a one legged puppy with an indomitable spirit! Enter Li'l Brudder! || [[YouTube:l1P_hPf-woA|watch]] || 3:34
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2009 || [[That a Ghost|That-a-Ghost]] || Everyone's trying to capture the ghost. || [[YouTube:MMytRz95tLM|watch]] || 3:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2009 || [[Homestarloween Party]] || Check it out! Homestar's first Haloween Special! || [[YouTube:YnYuxi_mGZU|watch]] || 5:06
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 22, 2009 || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || What happened to Halloween night? || [[YouTube:D7xvUzCMr04|watch]] || 6:01
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2009 || [[halloweener|Strong Bad Email #7 - Halloweener]] || Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar. || [[YouTube:XBjFWnYTLrY|watch]] || 1:20
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2009 || [[ghosts|Strong Bad Email #48 - Ghosts]] || Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer! || [[YouTube:BZfo06PSdto|watch]] || 1:53
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2009 || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || Homestar has to find all of Marzipan's potion ingredients. || [[YouTube:gNTtCGZOdtI|watch]] || 9:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2009 || [[Costume Commercial]] || Check out the latest Homestar Runner Halloween costumes and products! || [[YouTube:-sL_nUP9BGs|watch]] || 2:16
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2009 || [[Most in the Graveyard]] || The group goes on a graveyard trip! || [[YouTube:fMMnhfqlzgc|watch]] || 7:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 4, 2009 || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || Puppet Homestar talks to Little Girl about Halloween. || [[YouTube:vvqoGozWlC4|watch]] || 1:18
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 4, 2009 || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] || Homestar judges the pumpkin carving contest. || [[YouTube:JI40I8n_sj4|watch]] || 6:18
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 5, 2009 || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || Will the group be able to contact the spirit of Credenza? || [[YouTube:yiuW1wPXiPc|watch]] || 8:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 5, 2009 || [[A Folky Tale]] || Strong Sad tells the tale of Saddy Dumpington. || [[YouTube:YGyXJkhVZHI|watch]] || 4:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 5, 2009 || [[colonization|Strong Bad Email #90 - Colonization]] || Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american history book might. || [[YouTube:oy3UV9BmLJs|watch]] || 2:04
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 5, 2009 || [[monster truck|Strong Bad Email #61 - Monster Truck]] || Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public! || [[YouTube:dChdT_XKmWc|watch]] || 1:48
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 11, 2009 || [[Best Caper Ever]] || Strong Bad tries to remember how he pulled of the best caper ever. || [[YouTube:HpzTFPb0qI8|watch]] || 2:47
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 11, 2009 || [[Career Day]] || Space Captainface stops by Career Day. || [[YouTube:rG6ZgXSMDX4|watch]] || 4:22

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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2009 || [[Let Us Give TANKS!|Cheat Commandos - Let Us Give TANKS!]] || The Cheat Commandos are invited to Thanksgiving dinner with Blue Laser. || [[YouTube:cEg2ad5bcy0|watch]] || 5:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2009 || [[flashback|Strong Bad Email #100 - Flashback]] || Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat! || [[YouTube:DyZQl0NmQls|watch]] || 5:06
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2009 || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || Strong Bad dresses up like a turkey. || [[YouTube:zps6fddE6Eg|watch]] || 0:50
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2009 || [[stunt double|Strong Bad Email #80 - Stunt Double]] || Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque! || [[YouTube:cjz1ab3oauI|watch]] || 2:23
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2009 || [[Coach Z's 110%|Coach Z 110%]] || Call Now!! Coach Z's 110% Hustle for Sports Instructional Video. || [[YouTube:WCEZXJYsFVw|watch]] || 1:48
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2009 || [[caffiene|Strong Bad Email #91 - Caffeine]] || See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been! || [[YouTube:zKghH10WTB4|watch]] || 2:48
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2009 || [[Toikey TV]] || Strong Bad can't find anything to watch on Thanksgiving. || [[YouTube:5XfXvCIXHfo|watch]] || 2:36
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2009 || [[crazy cartoon|Strong Bad Email #72 - Crazy Cartoon]] || Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL! || [[YouTube:VgVJC9eNb-g|watch]] || 2:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2009 || [[kind of cool|Strong Bad Email #92 - Kind of Cool]] || Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!! || [[YouTube:IvnRl_GM77c|watch]] || 2:42
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2009 || [[The Baloneyman]] || Here comes the Baloneyman! || [[YouTube:jPno9bR_Bo4|watch]] || 2:48
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2009 || [[The Next Epi-Snowed|Cheat Commandos - Next Epi-Snowed]] || Crack Stuntman is giving the Cheat Commandos some trouble while recording his lines. || [[YouTube:4tAZ1F3nMdM|watch]] || 4:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2009 || [[Twenty THANXty Six]] || Stinkoman learns about being thankful. || [[YouTube:XtoU7OqgDqI|watch]] || 2:19
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 4, 2009 || [[Snowglobe]] || A Rather Dashing snowglobe! || [[YouTube:xQpU7Leyoj0|watch]] || 0:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 4, 2009 || [[pet show|Strong Bad Email #189 - Pet Show]] || The Cheat gets entered in the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show. || [[YouTube:xVrNZznshJ0|watch]] || 3:52
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 4, 2009 || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] || Strong Badia puts on a Decemberween Pageant. || [[YouTube:iWYd_qPDE0U|watch]] || 4:19
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 4, 2009 || [[love poems|Strong Bad Email #195 - Love Poems]] || Dr. Marvin Rubdown gives lessons on writing love poems. || [[YouTube:rfqjWvF2lhg|watch]] || 4:24
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 4, 2009 || [[Happy Dethemberween]] || Strong Bad describes what Dethemberween is all about. || [[YouTube:VANbL__m7Fw|watch]] || 2:57
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 9, 2009 || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || Homestar tries to figure out the perfect Decemberween gift for Strong Bad. || [[YouTube:DSCAHLq6dG4|watch]] || 4:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 9, 2009 || [[your edge|Strong Bad Email #197 - Your Edge]] || Strong Bad tries to prove he's not losing his edge. || [[YouTube:Bo8NcjoN2cM|watch]] || 4:08
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 9, 2009 || [[licensed|Strong Bad Email #190 - Licensed]] || Learn how to become an officially licensed UNlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs. || [[YouTube:hEkZI8vGDxo|watch]] || 4:28
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 9, 2009 || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || Homestar has to do some last-minute Decemberween shopping. || [[YouTube:INOFSH1kM_I|watch]] || 4:33
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2009 || [[A Death Defying Decemberween|A Death-Defying Decemberween]] || Homestar attempts to sled down The Steep Deep! || [[YouTube:Dld3_vjaPJo|watch]] || 5:32
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2009 || [[trevor the vampire|Strong Bad Email #10 - Trevor the Vampire]] || Strong Bad looks back at a few of his favorite Trevor memories. || [[YouTube:mUj88_aPNkg|watch]] || 1:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2009 || [[mile|Strong Bad Email #87 - Mile]] || SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon. || [[YouTube:cRI-cJcRQRY|watch]] || 2:33
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2009 || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || A remake of the classic Strongest Man in the World contest. || [[YouTube:bUsClFD8ZMg|watch]] || 4:27
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 17, 2009 || [[Hooked on Decemberween]] || Check out some Decemberween songs! || [[YouTube:nh5l5QtsQWc|watch]] || 7:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 17, 2009 || [[Decemberween in July]] || A collection of Decemberween shorts! || [[YouTube:iYKgQP8yeqo|watch]] || 6:44
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 25, 2014 || [[April Fool 2014|April Fools 2014]] || Homestar finally updates everyone's favorite part of his dot com. || [[YouTube:E4cOe8bWOZc|watch]] || 5:30
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 26, 2014 || [[homestar hair|Strong Bad Email #4 - Homestar Hair]] || || [[YouTube:jxkUl-JFdIo|watch]] || 2:02
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 26, 2014 || [[depressio|Strong Bad Email #6 - Depressio]] || || [[YouTube:wRKrv-RlJOw|watch]] || 2:01
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 26, 2014 || [[making out|Strong Bad Email #5 - Making Out]] || || [[YouTube:4oZb63EEpgQ|watch]] || 2:06
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 26, 2014 || [[brianrietta|Strong Bad Email #8 - Brianrietta]] || || [[YouTube:a-k1esDVL4s|watch]] || 0:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 26, 2014 || [[homsar|Strong Bad Email #2 - Homsar]] || Someone can't spell "Homestar." The world is never the same. || [[YouTube:BHLsrzYt-H4|watch]] || 0:52
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 26, 2014 || [[butt IQ|Strong Bad Email #3 - Butt IQ]] || || [[YouTube:sKBY0RB7BHM|watch]] || 1:06
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 3, 2014 || [[Fish Eye Lens]] || Strong Bad makes a new #1 jam with the help of Coach Z...and a fish-eye lens. || [[YouTube:rbvxlvSIIww|watch]] || 4:08
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2014 || [[Halloween Safety]] || Some real talk about Halloween safety. In conjunction with halloweensafety.gov || [[YouTube:q610U9W6sBQ|watch]] || 2:56
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2014 || [[I Killed Pom Pom|I Killed Pom Pom!]] || Homestar moudous Pom Pom. Strong Bad gets some autumnal pastries. || [[YouTube:I_-SgC_IyCo|watch]] || 9:9910:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2015 || [[sbemail206|Strong Bad Email #206 - April 1st]] || Strong Bad dusts off his old computer to checka some email. || [[YouTube:NhfHM3jlKnU|watch]] || 5:26
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 18, 2015 || [[Record Store Day|Record Store Day b/w B-est of B-sides]] || Strong Sad camps out for sloshy's most obscure release to date. || [[YouTube:XecNSd_lOYs|watch]] || 3:26
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2015 || [[Flash is Dead!|Flash is Dead!!]] || Strong Bad tries to warn Homestar of impending doom. Homestar tries to update his dating profile. || [[YouTube:L0nuQ5o2DYU|watch]] || 3:23
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 30, 2015 || [[Strong Bad Classics!|Strong Bad Classics - The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden]] || Strong Bad reads one of Strong Sad's most favoritest tales. Debut of the famous Lum Swooper! || [[YouTube:Ju2Nor8xJUQ|watch]] || 3:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2015 || [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|Halloween 2015 - The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] || Homestar's haunted house inspires Strong Bad to yell a lot. || [[YouTube:uCNQsmpN-G8|watch]] || 8:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2015 || [[Fan Costumes 2015|Fan 'Stumes 2015]] || Strong Bad does his usual make-funnery to people who dressed up in H*R themed Halloween 'stumes. || [[YouTube:MPyhaxA6L88|watch]] || 3:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2016 || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine #17]] || Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message! || [[YouTube:DQO1RHETKy4|watch]] || 31:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 26, 2016 || [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition|Videlectrix - Halloween Waggle]] || Special Halloween edition of Joystick Waggling' || [[YouTube:SZ7-TKdt9BU|watch]] || 3:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 28, 2016 || [[Later That Night...]] || The gang gathers in the spooky woods to comment on each other's costumes after a hilarious Halloween adventure that definitely happened. || [[YouTube:Td9n1vNR4YE|watch]] || 6:46
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2016 || [[Fan Costumes 2016]] || Strong Bad (the character) makes fun of fan Halloween costumes. || [[YouTube:esRlvwK660g|watch]] || 5:05
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 27, 2016 || [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] || Homestar and Strong Bad discover a long-lost Homestar Runner story. They read it. That's all. || [[YouTube:l5prB1agTOA|watch]] || 7:35
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 23, 2017 || [[Screenland - 24 Apr 2017#Easter Eggs|slash/slash]] ''(unlisted)'' || || [[YouTube:iQnxKmLDIH8|watch]] || 1:44
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 14, 2017 || [[too cool|Strong Bad Email #207 - Too Cool]] || Strong Bad dares to view Senor Cardgage's character video || [[YouTube:UpelIgwoUKw|watch]] || 5:14
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2017 || [[Muscleman|Skills of an Artist - Muscleman]] || Bulging bundles and number 2 pencils! Strong Bad shares his best ab drawing tips. || [[YouTube:wHRzjguU2pU|watch]] || 1:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2017 || [[Sammich|Skills of an Artist - Sammich]] || The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami. || [[YouTube:f7zMs8cFTKQ|watch]] || 1:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2017 || [[Cannonmouth|Skills of an Artist - Cannonmouth]] || The new classic? You better believe it! It's picture day for Cannonmouth! || [[YouTube:QEtTH30Dc1g|watch]] || 1:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2017 || [[Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds|Skills of an Artist - Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]] || Go from severed leg to quaint bistro restrooms in no time! It's marinara, mom! || [[YouTube:lit1KQw1y6g|watch]] || 1:58
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2017 || [[Posh Toilet Paper|Skills of an Artist - Posh Toilet Paper]] || Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy. || [[YouTube:0h0pdijjs3c|watch]] || 1:37
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 28, 2017 || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad|Dangeresque: Puppet Squad - The Curly-Fried Caper]] || Never mess with another crooked cop's curly fries! || [[YouTube:LPwVLK4IS98|watch]] || 2:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 28, 2017 || [[Squintmojis|Homestar Runner Squintmojis]] || The newest craze! The slightest impression will slightly impress! Text your friends! Create your own! || [[YouTube:S1pxD-N3g5U|watch]] || 1:11
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 4, 2017 || [[End Boss|Skills of an Artist - End Boss]] || Strong Bad busts out the graph paper to design the best end boss ever! || [[YouTube:oKc0zMGGaRg|watch]] || 2:15
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 4, 2017 || [[Labor Dabor]] || Todaybor Day is Labor Day! Steer clear of third-style rations! || [[YouTube:KBXsx1ZHgg0|watch]] || 1:29
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 11, 2017 || [[Cartoon Characters|Skills of an Artist - Cartoon Characters]] || Learn to draw Character 1 and Character 2 using the most laid back methods ever devised (far-out). || [[YouTube:arT7yCgtlQo|watch]] || 2:06
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2017 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Teen Girl Squad #2]] || Hot tips lead to alien knee-bashings and jimmies. || [[YouTube:NQ10xw6iun4|watch]] || 1:08
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2017 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Teen Girl Squad #1]] || Trying to look so good results in fatal Arrowed-ings. || [[YouTube:eJsqv3JStWI|watch]] || 1:11
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2017 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Teen Girl Squad #4]] || Cheerleader hits it off with Quarterman. So-and-So has a date with Brett Bretterson in a bottomless pit. || [[YouTube:uV8TcpRQJCM|watch]] || 2:21
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2017 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Teen Girl Squad #5]] || Cheerleader hits it off with Quarterman. So-and-So has a date with Brett Bretterson in a bottomless pit. || [[YouTube:N616oVwI0Ok|watch]] || 2:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2017 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Teen Girl Squad #3]] || Cheerleader hits it off with Quarterman. So-and-So has a date with Brett Bretterson in a bottomless pit. || [[YouTube:tHZwHUMeGGQ|watch]] || 1:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2017 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Teen Girl Squad #7]] || Preschool versions of them! Shorter and rounder! || [[YouTube:3jxhH0AQF_Q|watch]] || 2:16
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2017 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Teen Girl Squad #9]] || With Cheerleader gone, the remaining TGSers form the Best Friends Squad. It lasts a few seconds. || [[YouTube:ygMF-YYCdi8|watch]] || 2:32
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2017 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Teen Girl Squad #8]] || TGS competes in the battle of the bands. || [[YouTube:qKizlJ7jbFA|watch]] || 3:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2017 || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Teen Girl Squad #6]] || As per tradition, the girls exchange Decemberween presents in the digestive system of an apex predator. || [[YouTube:CYLxg9bqKZY|watch]] || 1:36
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2017 || [[credit card|Strong Bad Email #12 - Credit Card]] || Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam. || [[YouTube:kThwqIKGjBc|watch]] || 1:23
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2017 || [[studying|Strong Bad Email #17 - Studying]] || Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying. || [[YouTube:a8obQs4zlBw|watch]] || 1:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2017 || [[duck pond|Strong Bad Email #14 - Duck Pond]] || Strong Bad plays Duck Pond Simulator. || [[YouTube:yMRmamm_LOs|watch]] || 0:58
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2017 || [[the basics|Strong Bad Email #15 - The Basics]] || Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people. || [[YouTube:sh9uAIGUpuU|watch]] || 1:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2017 || [[tape-leg|Strong Bad Email #19 - Tape-Leg]] || Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2. || [[YouTube:vAQEcZFwcLU|watch]] || 1:05
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2017 || [[spring cleaning|Strong Bad Email #20 - Spring Cleaning]] || Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED! || [[YouTube:hm_yHwnySX8|watch]] || 1:32
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2017 || [[i she be|Strong Bad Email #13 - I She Be]] || Strong Bad makes fun of grammar and stuff. || [[YouTube:922zrgs1UHQ|watch]] || 1:14
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2017 || [[i rule|Strong Bad Email #11 - I Rule]] || Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before. || [[YouTube:UUPcfz6ZHhs|watch]] || 0:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2017 || [[stand-up|Strong Bad Email #18 - Stand-Up]] || Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance. || [[YouTube:74x9IJzBXhQ|watch]] || 1:33
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 27, 2017 || [[Characters from Yonder Website]] || Let it all slip away and find your lost gumption with Characters from Yonder Website. || [[YouTube:f4Bq42UdpAU|watch]] || 3:33
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2017 || [[3 Wishes|Strong Bad Email #27 - 3 Wishes]] || Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that. || [[YouTube:mulqieLjowE|watch]] || 1:36
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2017 || [[sb_email 22|Strong Bad Email #22 - sb_email 22]] || The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK. || [[YouTube:XPGJMno18kI|watch]] || 1:06
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2017 || [[cartoon|Strong Bad Email #21 - Cartoon]] || Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around. || [[YouTube:2Zp6muqk9RM|watch]] || 1:49
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2017 || [[the bird|Strong Bad Email #24 - The Bird]] || Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery. || [[YouTube:-mq2xg-omRQ|watch]] || 1:21
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2017 || [[little animal|Strong Bad Email #23 - Little Animal]] || The origin story of kicking The Cheat. || [[YouTube:SZP7v3pdMZY|watch]] || 1:02
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2017 || [[super powers|Strong Bad Email #25 - Super Powers]] || The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed. || [[YouTube:_e1A2yoPVCs|watch]] || 1:21
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2017 || [[one step ahead|Strong Bad Email #28 - One Step Ahead]] || This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face. || [[YouTube:a6qNlmSZ0Xo|watch]] || 2:22
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2017 || [[12:00|Strong Bad Email #30 - 12:00]] || Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock. || [[YouTube:XEo7hxuZ28A|watch]] || 1:16
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 4, 2017 || [[Eagle|Skills of an Artist - Eagle]] || Learn to apply 'nature's wave' in all its glory as Strong Bad draws an eagle's sketchy brother. || [[YouTube:8V0XqhYyI0Q|watch]] || 1:24
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 4, 2017 || [[Classic Stand-up Arcade Game|Skills of an Artist - Classic Stand-up Arcade Game]] || Strong Bad draws the control panel for a classic arcade cabinet. || [[YouTube:uFW3XtmDNcQ|watch]] || 1:48
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2017 || [[sugarbob|Strong Bad Email #31 - Sugarbob]] || Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something. || [[YouTube:NWwEWcL5Df0|watch]] || 1:52
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2017 || [[dullard|Strong Bad Email #37 - Dullard]] || Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard. || [[YouTube:kR5ragNgp5I|watch]] || 2:19
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2017 || [[flag day|Strong Bad Email #32 - Flag Day]] || Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate. || [[YouTube:hfUqRp4E0L8|watch]] || 2:07
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2017 || [[gimmicks|Strong Bad Email #33 - Gimmicks]] || The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers. || [[YouTube:1rQX6e-WGsk|watch]] || 1:24
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2017 || [[helium|Strong Bad Email #38 - Helium]] || Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly! || [[YouTube:aKTqnozzzbs&t=6s|watch]] || 1:46
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2017 || [[vacation|Strong Bad Email #40 - Vacation]] || Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly! || [[YouTube:TF-Us8JIMMQ|watch]] || 4:50
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2017 || [[weird dream|Strong Bad Email #34 - Weird Dream]] || Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had. || [[YouTube:At--9oLkzOo|watch]] || 1:22
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2017 || [[property of ones|Strong Bad Email #39 - Property of Ones]] || Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones. || [[YouTube:pqFNLidNxis|watch]] || 1:23
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 12, 2017 || [[Skills of an Artist LIVE!!]] || A lo-fi archive of Strong Bad's live drawing of a cross-sectioned The Cheat! || [[YouTube:fjbUjf9INRs|watch]] || 4:24
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[huttah!|Strong Bad Email #60 - Huttah!]] || Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails. || [[YouTube:tqiCE5BK6x8|watch]] || 2:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[your friends|Strong Bad Email #46 - Your Friends]] || Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends. || [[YouTube:_NNztP5H97s|watch]] || 1:15
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[current status|Strong Bad Email #56 - Current Status]] || Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail. || [[YouTube:DVSNRREpCkw|watch]] || 1:28
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[lures & jigs|Strong Bad Email #44 - Lures & Jigs]] || Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one. || [[YouTube:0odi-Eyz7yI|watch]] || 2:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[island|Strong Bad Email #52 - Island]] || The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island. || [[YouTube:KFrcARcr_Y4|watch]] || 2:25
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[marzipan|Strong Bad Email #59 - Marzipan]] || Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him. || [[YouTube:EtLyT6Bw0Z4|watch]] || 2:36
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[new hands|Strong Bad Email #47 - New Hands]] || Strong Bad makes a mistake when picking what to replace his hands with. || [[YouTube:B7mX2rqcAc0|watch]] || 1:56
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[theme party|Strong Bad Email #49 - Theme Party]] || Strong Bad helps so college students with their upcoming party. || [[YouTube:aTOXhpzTLjw|watch]] || 1:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[cheat talk|Strong Bad Email #55 - Cheat Talk]] || || [[YouTube:T8nXy7e3yNI|watch]] || 2:56
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[little questions|Strong Bad Email #43 - Little Questions]] || Strong Bad answers questions from Sweden. || [[YouTube:lgbvIkbjLeI|watch]] || 1:34
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2017 || [[morning routine|Strong Bad Email #54 - Morning Routine]] || The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for... || [[YouTube:znqQY9wGgDE|watch]] || 2:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2017 || [[Tennis Shorts|Skills of an Artist #11 - Tennis Shorts]] || Witness as Strong Bad transforms mom's favorite into posh home decor! || [[YouTube:nAOdxNI2_yw|watch]] || 2:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2017 || [[Large Bean|Skills of an Artist #12 - Large Bean]] || The cursed legume strikes again! Armed with his untucked thrift store shirts no less! || [[YouTube:G6PKgEu0lik&t=5s|watch]] || 2:09
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2017 || [[Greatest American Homestar]] || Puppet Homestar revisits a classic costume and chooses to end in song! He can't believe it himself. || [[YouTube:rQ_HuSGG_Ao|watch]] || 1:09
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2017 || [[Haunted Photo Booth|Haunted Photo Booth!]] || When the character Marzipan rents a haunted photo booth for her Halloween party for characters... other characters get involved! || [[YouTube:MMr8zKbGvzI|watch]] || 7:42
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2017 || [[Cornucopia|Skills of an Artist #13 - Cornucopia]] || Strong Bad makes drawing an autumnal centerpiece easy and destructive. Featuring receding ploomps. || [[YouTube:S6d8Ub6fLaE|watch]] || 2:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2017 || [[the show|Strong Bad Email #66 - The Show]] || Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.' || [[YouTube:N6tAQhiTm1s|watch]] || 2:49
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2017 || [[interview|Strong Bad Emil #62 - Interview]] || Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee." || [[YouTube:RM0EvBIdKDE|watch]] || 2:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2017 || [[autobiography|Strong Bad Email #67 - Autobiography]] || Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography. || [[YouTube:dqw6A9OZxC8|watch]] || 2:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2017 || [[fingers|Strong Bad Email #63 - Fingers]] || Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves. || [[YouTube:udl7A1mWEg0&t=8s|watch]] || 2:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2017 || [[unused emails|Strong Bad Email #65 - Unused Emails]] || What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out! || [[YouTube:fR1UgsLQ9Ow|watch]] || 1:43
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 15, 2017 || [[Fan Costumes 2017|Fan 'Stumes 2017]] || Strong Bad's Annual H*R Themed Halloween Costume Bashing Bash || [[YouTube:rD9xymMKtug|watch]] || 5:35
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 29, 2017 || [[mascot|Strong Bad Email #73 - Mascot]] || Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match! || [[YouTube:e5ps1LKgo5w|watch]] || 2:04
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 29, 2017 || [[privileges|Strong Bad Email #74 - Privileges]] || The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon! || [[YouTube:wPfdaWDbA8w|watch]] || 2:50
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 29, 2017 || [[funny|Strong Bad Email #75 - Funny]] || SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star. || [[YouTube:n7qFedO4sWk|watch]] || 2:23
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 29, 2017 || [[2 emails|Strong Bad Email #71 - 2 Emails]] || Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time. || [[YouTube:sCnAbSuxB_c|watch]] || 3:18
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 29, 2017 || [[big white face|Strong Bad Email #70 - Big White Face]] || After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith. || [[YouTube:qiTP2JDEvDo|watch]] || 2:54
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 14, 2017 || [[Clownbread|Skills of an Artist #14 - Clownbread]] || SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face. || [[YouTube:-tyu6e1xm-Y|watch]] || 1:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 14, 2017 || [[Draccus|Skills of an Artist #15 - Draccus]] || A special Skills of an Artist earned as a stretch goal of World Builders annual fundraiser! Strong Bad draws a Draccus from Patrick Rothfuss's Kingkiller Chronicles! || [[YouTube:iduGgtwSsWA|watch]] || 2:16
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2017 || [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack|Dangeresque: Puppet Squad - The Hot Jones Hi-Jack]] || A Dangeresque Puppet Squad Decemberween Special! The titular hero needs to track down his favorite holiday beverage in this festive star-studded romp! Will he have to jump? || [[YouTube:zWpW623yrAU|watch]] || 7:23
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 8, 2018 || [[Guitar|Skills of an Artist #16 - Guitar]] || Learn the power of the Zshoop 3D as Strong Bad draws a 4x sharp squealy guitar. || [[YouTube:epeYVbHzPdc|watch]] || 2:19
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 15, 2018 || [[Diskette|Skills of an Artist #17 - Diskette]] || Learn to draw an 80's PC magazine ad with everyone's favorite 90's cartoon man, Strong Bad! || [[YouTube:HvzSl7WXy6k|watch]] || 2:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 20, 2018 || [[Barf Bag|Skills of an Artist #18 - Barf Bag]] || It's starting to seep through! Learn the secrets of the mini-mountain range with Strong Bad! || [[YouTube:etv9sMJktuc|watch]] || 1:52
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2018 || [[the process|Strong Bad Email #79 - The Process]] || Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro! || [[YouTube:fiZ2HnRjqBo|watch]] || 3:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2018 || [[sibbie|Strong Bad Email #76 - Sibbie]] || Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait. || [[YouTube:ZcnhRYSIaf4|watch]] || 2:49
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2018 || [[date|Strong Bad Email #81 - Date]] || Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors! || [[YouTube:R3_NdTHB4EQ|watch]] || 3:38
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2018 || [[suntan|Strong Bad Email #77 - Suntan]] || Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun. || [[YouTube:-xIOhTt80ZM|watch]] || 3:31
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2018 || [[anything|Strong Bad Email #78 - Anything]] || The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it? || [[YouTube:4GCrAKpvvuU|watch]] || 2:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2018 || [[The Next April Fools Thing|The Next April Fools' Thing]] || An April Fools' Day picnic wherein everyone says "blah." A time honored tradition to be sure. I wonder if that new character will ever show up again. || [[YouTube:WFu-GaktLu8|watch]] || 7:08
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 10, 2018 || [[2 years|Strong Bad Email #85 - 2 Years]] || Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about. || [[YouTube:d7eePF65T8o|watch]] || 2:43
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 10, 2018 || [[no loafing|Strong Bad Email #86 - No Loafing]] || Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings. || [[YouTube:OC0wXyutZNE|watch]] || 2:01
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 10, 2018 || [[couch patch|Strong Bad Email #88 - Couch Patch]] || The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know! || [[YouTube:K-lM073r7DY|watch]] || 3:32
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 10, 2018 || [[labor day|Strong Bad Email #83 - Labor Day]] || Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever. || [[YouTube:ZL7JaWsbg-4|watch]] || 3:42
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 11, 2018 || [[impression|Strong Bad Email #82 - Impression]] || Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest. || [[YouTube:GWrLnbRDNWQ|watch]] || 3:33
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 13, 2018 || [[local news|Strong Bad Email #89 - Local News]] || The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight. || [[YouTube:HOD3iUu4aD0|watch]] || 4:24
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 13, 2018 || [[stupid stuff|Strong Bad Email #98 - Stupid Stuff]] || Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes. || [[YouTube:RgqHCFBXc1w|watch]] || 2:54
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 13, 2018 || [[lackey|Strong Bad Email #96 - Lackey]] || Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard. || [[YouTube:YE4wTh6ENfY|watch]] || 2:51
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 13, 2018 || [[monument|Strong Bad Email #97 - Monument]] || While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman. || [[YouTube:zsdo4JjisAA|watch]] || 2:58
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 13, 2018 || [[the bet|Strong Bad Email #95 - The Bet]] || Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues. || [[YouTube:8hT2zXWI5YA|watch]] || 3:14
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 16, 2018 || [[car|Strong Bad Email #101 - Car]] || Homestar shows off his tricked out hat instead of Strong Bad talking about his non-existent car. || [[YouTube:hHeEMdCTVZg|watch]] || 3:34
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 16, 2018 || [[lunch special|Strong Bad Email #102 - Lunch Special]] || Strong Bad tries to trick Bubs into giving him a free lunch special. And we find out that Bubs can fly. Canon! || [[YouTube:n4-dqXSUvNc|watch]] || 4:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 20, 2018 || [[Record Store Day 2018|Record Store Day 2018 - Sloshy Special Release]] || Sloshy gets even more obscure than usual with this year's pretentious release. Lullaby arrangement by Robert Schneider Made using Instructable by Fred Murphy: [https://www.instructables.com/id/3D-printing-records-for-a-Fisher-Price-toy-record-/ http://www.instructables.com/id/3D-pr...] || [[YouTube:TfCgt84h614|watch]] || 1:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 24, 2018 || [[cheatday|Strong Bad Email #107 - Cheatday]] || Strong Bad divulges the mysteries surrounding the Cheat's birthday. || [[YouTube:KRamOL8QbDU|watch]] || 3:02
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 24, 2018 || [[replacement|Strong Bad Email #105 - Replacement]] || Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out. || [[YouTube:bjHlT8yyXFs|watch]] || 3:37
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 24, 2018 || [[haircut|Strong Bad Email #103 - Haircut]] || Strong Bad struggles to answer an email about haircuts. || [[YouTube:nJuqfv89UVo|watch]] || 3:53
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 27, 2018 || [[pom pom|Strong Bad Email #108 - Pom Pom]] || Strong Bad investigates what happens if Pom Pom is poked with a pin. No ever-loving snot is kicked out of anyone. || [[YouTube:IYJDA36l190|watch]] || 3:08
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 2, 2018 || [[other days|Strong Bad Email #111 - Other Days]] || Since Mondays are traditionally for email checking, Strong Bad explains what he does the rest of the week. || [[YouTube:E5U8MqEUgHk|watch]] || 3:35
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 6, 2018 || [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)|Trogdor!! The Board Game]] || Burninate the countryside, peasants, and thatched roof cottages in Trogdor!! The Board Game from Boardelectrix. On Kickstarter now! Check it on out: [[kickstarter:projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game|https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...]] || [[YouTube:2rMCkNgHa3c|watch]] || 2:45
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 8, 2018 || [[Really Cool Boat|Skills of an Artist #19 - Really Cool Boat]] || Strong Bad implements scalloped droops as he draws an extremely seaworthy vessel. Chippies! || [[YouTube:qj5ds5GVLCI|watch]] || 2:53
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 27, 2018 || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination]] || Strong Sad walks you through the finer -and Frenchier- points of peasant burnination in Trogdor!! The Board Game. || [[YouTube:ZpxL2hhdxw0|watch]] || 4:54
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2018 || [[Trogdor Was A Man|Trogdor Was Dragon Man]] || A Powered by The Cheat video for a song from a 70's commercial for a board game. || [[YouTube:pOUwYn3YdOw|watch]] || 2:18
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2018 || [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]] || Marshie's made up song from 15 years ago somehow turns into a stacking game included with Strong Bad's made up dragon board game! Pre-orders for Trogdor! The Board Game end Oct. 31 at midnight! [https://trogdor.backerkit.com/ https://trogdor.backerkit.com/hosted_...] || [[YouTube:YiCSHK00188|watch]] || 1:04
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2018 || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|Mr. Poofers Must Die - Halloween 2018]] || Homestar Runner tries to tell a top-notch 4.5 stars with over 600 reviews quality ghost story. The other characters appear as well! || [[YouTube:f7wstO5elGo|watch]] || 9:26
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2018 || [[Fan Costumes 2018]] || A Halloween tradition! Strong Bad provides scathing commentary on H*R themed 'stumes. || [[YouTube:wUNtM_G974U|watch]] || 4:02
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 27, 2019 || [[old comics|Strong Bad Email #112 - Old Comics]] || Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith. Sort of. || [[YouTube:BoEx3JSgsFo|watch]] || 3:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 27, 2019 || [[time capsule|Strong Bad Email #115 - Time Capsule]] || What would Strong Bad leave to future generations? Watch this cartoon to find out! || [[YouTube:sSn4e1lLVpA|watch]] || 4:26
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 27, 2019 || [[extra plug|Strong Bad Email #116 - Extra Plug]] || SB puts the extra plug under his desk to good use. || [[YouTube:fv_dh6gFpd0|watch]] || 3:40
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 27, 2019 || [[pizzaz|Strong Bad Email #113 - Pizzaz]] || Strong Bad interviews himself to find out the secret of his pizzaz. || [[YouTube:SXAflIooajQ|watch]] || 3:52
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 27, 2019 || [[the facts|Strong Bad Email #114 - The Facts]] || Everyone wants to know why Strong Mad doesn't have a cartoon. Well, one person wants to know. Strong Bad gives a rock solid explanation. || [[YouTube:0sD6ewWTZ98|watch]] || 3:14
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 12, 2019 || [[part-time job|Strong Bad Email #121 - Part-Time Job]] || Strong Bad tries to sell cups of ice for Bubs while dressed up as the Tragic Clown Dog. A classic! || [[YouTube:q9IaMWJIl84|watch]] || 4:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 12, 2019 || [[origins|Strong Bad Email #123 - Origins]] || Homestar singing some songs about bread is all you really need to know about this one. Strong Bad is in it too, I assume. || [[YouTube:5pRkv-uTkVs|watch]] || 3:52
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 12, 2019 || [[dreamail|Strong Bad Email #122 - Dreamail]] || Strong Bad describes the perfect email with the help of a fade-y pink border. || [[YouTube:1c7biNMRmVE|watch]] || 4:05
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 12, 2019 || [[secret recipes|Strong Bad Email #124 - Secret Recipes]] || SB tricks people into eating gross stuff. The Cheat gets a haircut. What's not to love? || [[YouTube:E7qzi1d-nHQ|watch]] || 5:05
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 12, 2019 || [[rock opera|Strong Bad Email #125 - Rock Opera]] || One word from each of his first 125 sbemails make up the lyrics to Strong Bad's definitely-planned-from-the-start rock opera. || [[YouTube:1Mvt7lM_xvg|watch]] || 3:32
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 19, 2019 || [[rampage|Strong Bad Email #128 - Rampage]] || Strong Bad demonstrates the types of rampages he goes on these days. Reading, regal, and legal to name a few. || [[YouTube:v3DpZ7bDNIA|watch]] || 4:04
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 19, 2019 || [[long pants|Strong Bad Email #127 - Long Pants]] || Homestar shows up wearing shorts and pants at the same time. At least he was told long pants. Long pants, long pants. By who we don't know. || [[YouTube:NW14YWw3h1E|watch]] || 3:27
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 22, 2019 || [[garage sale|Strong Bad Email #129 - Garage Sale]] || Strong Bad breaks down garage sales and the people who frequent them. || [[YouTube:9xXeVmevknk|watch]] || 3:58
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 22, 2019 || [[do over|Strong Bad Email #130 - Do Over]] || Strong Bad tries to do-over a few previous emails. It works perfectly. Nothing goes wrong at all. || [[YouTube:p1j9AuFbiIk|watch]] || 4:34
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 23, 2019 || [[boring (really)|Strong Bad Email #131 - Boring (really)]] || The most action-packed Strong Bad email ever! Bricks! Eye closings! Three-letter words! || [[YouTube:CRIEAhPUHhQ|watch]] || 4:43
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 23, 2019 || [[modeling|Strong Bad Email #132 - Modeling]] || Strong Bad dons the latest styles for a high-fashion photo shoot. || [[YouTube:7uV_ijok07I|watch]] || 3:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 24, 2019 || [[lady...ing|Strong Bad Email #135 - Lady...ing]] || SB revisits one of his earliest (made-up) emails. Connoisseurs of late nineties flash animation will get a real kick out of it! || [[YouTube:J38aHBshZwA|watch]] || 4:41
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 24, 2019 || [[record book|Strong Bad Email #124 - Record Book]] || Strong Bad tries to get a world record for his new record book. Other great stuff happens, too. || [[YouTube:JBSuCqKsvPk|watch]] || 3:57
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 29, 2019 || [[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview - Strong Bad]] || In the first track off the Rulebook EP, Strong Bad lays out the objectives for Trogdor!! the Board Game in broad strokes. Strong Mad and The Cheat team up to direct! || [[YouTube:F_uFGTHZY80|watch]] || 2:29
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 30, 2019 || [[portrait|Strong Bad Email #139 - Portrait]] || Strong Bad tries to figure what art style is most worthy of his visage. || [[YouTube:VhK-vftrXLA|watch]] || 4:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 30, 2019 || [[bedtime story|Strong Bad Email #137 - Bedtime Story]] || The Cheat's bedtime routine has officially reached rigamarole status. Watch and learn! || [[YouTube:SXZ49PNDo4o|watch]] || 3:40
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 2, 2019 || [[Meeple Grove|Meeplegrove Market]] || An old stop-motion show featuring your favorite Homestar characters in meeple form. King of Town is in it, too! || [[YouTube:C2FC13HzTf0|watch]] || 1:56
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 2, 2019 || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor's Fiery Rage|Six-Sadded Die - Trogdor's Fiery Rage]] || Strong Sad's hands demonstrate the awesome thing that happens even if you kinda lose Trogdor the Board Game. || [[YouTube:7axWu0YZHpI|watch]] || 4:31
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 2, 2019 || [[Wyrmwood Video|Trogdor!! The Board Game - Wyrmwood Version]] || Strong Bad improves on the promo-video for the fancy wyrmwoodgaming.com version of the Trogdor board game. || [[YouTube:lJDP7ErBJBk|watch]] || 3:44
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 7, 2019 || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - The Void Tower|Six-Sadded Die - The Void Tower]] || Strong Sad demos how to make the cardboard spacer from the Wingaling version of the Trogdor board game into a crafty Void Tower. Sending peasants to their doom has never been so much fun! Get the template here: [[hr:wallpapers/void_tower_template.png|http://homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/...]] || [[YouTube:He_d8BhOkQk|watch]] || 2:31
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2019 || [[Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)|Trogdor's Fiery Rage - Brainkrieg]] || Brainkrieg's song from the Rulebook EP highlights how even losing at Trogdor the Board Game can still be awesome as Trogdor rage quits. || [[YouTube:NW0zvsFaFcE|watch]] || 2:47
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 14, 2019 || [[Grumblecakes (video)|Grumblecakes - Strong Bad]] || Powered by The Cheat video for Strong Bad's ode to grumblecakes. || [[YouTube:GmnTpAAWvzY|watch]] || 2:09
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 14, 2019 || [[Decomposing Pumpkins|Decomposing Pumpkins - Brainkrieg]] || Brainkrieg video about their post-Halloween shenanigans, chicanery, and tom-foolery. || [[YouTube:4qZA_WW6WKY|watch]] || 2:02
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 17, 2019 || [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)|It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] || Pyrotechnics abound in this video previously buried in DVD bonus-land. From Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits CD || [[YouTube:ZhzJO6_SVeM|watch]] || 1:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 17, 2019 || [[Where U Goin' 2?|Where U Goin' 2]] || A musical glimpse into a day in the life of The Cheat. || [[YouTube:UFef3HJNijA|watch]] || 2:31
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 22, 2019 || [[One Two, One Two]] || The sights and sounds of Free Country USA combine to make a sweet, sweet song. Or maybe a musical mess. || [[YouTube:dExUFSLCBYk|watch]] || 1:33
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 22, 2019 || [[An Important Rap Song|Important Rap Song]] || Crack Stuntman delivers a two-pronged message about knife safety and spring break. || [[YouTube:bzJYW-xubRk|watch]] || 1:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 23, 2019 || [[Limozeen vs. sloshy]] || Split 7-inch featuring Limozeen covering sloshy and sloshy covering Limozeen. Stick around after the main event for the original versions! || [[YouTube:d7z8eCgGc4o|watch]] || 6:54
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 23, 2019 || [[Loading Screens]] || A musical montage of homestarrunner.com's world famous loading screens! Don't you kinda miss loading screens? No? || [[YouTube:v0xi4VPUkp0|watch]] || 2:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 24, 2019 || [[Xeriouxly Forxe|HSR Xeriouxly Forxe]] || Intro to the short-lived 90's reboot of homestarrunner.com. || [[YouTube:3K9R1rYrHbU|watch]] || 1:26
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 28, 2019 || [[These Peoples Try to Fade Me|These Peoples Try to Fade Me - Coach Z]] || Powered by The Cheat video for Coach Z's track off 'Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.' Previously a hidden video track on the CD. Remember those? || [[YouTube:mS3ixBHjT28|watch]] || 2:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 28, 2019 || [[The Cheat Theme Song|The Cheat Theme Song - The Skate Party]] || The Cheat learns Flash to make an animated video for his own theme song by The Skate Party. || [[YouTube:22ZLiDF_pTE|watch]] || 1:21
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 4, 2019 || [[Sloshybowl|American Football Championship Game - sloshy]] || Watch Strong Sad as he watches sloshy perform during halftime of the American Football Championship Game. || [[YouTube:yyedP8fhLgY|watch]] || 1:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 11, 2019 || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]] || An old-timey version of Marshie? Sign me up! Mr. Shmallow living Lively! || [[YouTube:HNpa1-z2gQI|watch]] || 1:37
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 11, 2019 || [[Ballad of The Sneak]] || Number one summer jam of 1936! || [[YouTube:SEkqtMw4aYs|watch]] || 2:11
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2019 || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing|Six-Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing]] || Strong Sad and Mike unbox the Deluxe version of Trogdor!! The Board Game! || [[YouTube:gqxUI45vvlA|watch]] || 7:25
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2019 || [[The Actions You Can Do (video)|The Actions You Can Do - Homestar Runner]] || Homestar sings the catchiest song ever to help you remember all the actions Trogdor can perform on each turn in the board game Trogdor!! The Board Game. || [[YouTube:E1dZRx0kr3g|watch]] || 1:31
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2019 || [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] || Strong Bad reads the gang a chilling new children's book for Halloween! All types of drat! || [[YouTube:whR6l7M6eko|watch]] || 9:9510:05
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2019 || [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]] || Even now, in the year of our King of Town 2019, awesome fans still send Strong Bad their Homestar Runner-themed costumes in the hopes of getting made fun of. Messed up, right? || [[YouTube:dd-ridQ83tY|watch]] || 5:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2019 || [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough]] || Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar and Mike sit down for a full playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game. || [[YouTube:d2gY7U0dqKo|watch]] || 9:99939:07
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2020 || [[Commandos in the Classroom|Cheat Commandos - Commandos in the Classroom]] || The Cheat Commandos teach teens and peers how to make proper behavior choices. || [[YouTube:30UqUT_LQb8|watch]] || 4:40
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2020 || [[Shopping For Danger|Cheat Commandos - Shopping For Danger]] || The Cheat Commandos must stop Blue Laser from saving money on their groceries for some reason. || [[YouTube:Hp4Od4Bl7cE|watch]] || 5:20
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2020 || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] || Original commercial for the Cheat Commandos line of action figures. Buy all our playsets and toys, indeed! || [[YouTube:S0n5ft-geXc|watch]] || 2:07
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2020 || [[Cheat Commandos...O's|Cheat Commandos - Cheat Commandos O's]] || No cartoon series made to sell toys would be complete without its own sugar crunchy breakfast cereal! || [[YouTube:rex2P9S-2q0|watch]] || 2:18
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2020 || [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge|Cheat Commandos - Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] || Full playthrough of the classic interactive DVD game! Includes all possible outcomes for each scene! For real bonus content from Everything Else Vol. 2 DVD || [[YouTube:xJKakOTuThw|watch]] || 3:29
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || [[Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation]] || For a while there, short animations made with Mario Paint for SNES were posted every Thursday to the social mediums (until the SNES mouse broke and the replacements ordered from ebay were in even worse shape). Here they are all at once! || [[YouTube:hJ2kXFSJVBA|watch]] || 4:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || [[Social Media Crap Compilation 1]] || A buncha stuff previously posted on the social mediums that you mighta missed. Fluffy Puff Medicated Patch! Craze-O Facemake! Puppet noses! Teen Trog Squad and more! All in no particular order so you stay confused! || [[YouTube:mS5hIpe34C4|watch]] || 4:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || [[Social Media Crap Compilation 2]] || More stuff previously posted on the social mediums that you mighta missed. The Makeromancer! Limozeen on Gameboy! A prototype Fluffy Puff Mayo match-3 game and more! All in no particular order so you come correct! || [[YouTube:uyfzZxhlQLU|watch]] || 3:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || [[Social Media Crap Compilation 3]] || Still more stuff previously posted on the social mediums that you mighta missed. Homestar twending! One-legged dog years! An unreleased Strong Badman comic and more! All in no particular order so you can rest medicine! || [[YouTube:o4EFYo0ybD8|watch]] || 3:29
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || [[WarioWare D.I.Y. Compilation]] || Almost 10 years too late, Mike and Matt decided to make mini games with WarioWare D.I.Y. Here are the rotting fruits of their efforts! || [[YouTube:HhcS6z-cdlA|watch]] || 2:12
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 4, 2020 || [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery|Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery (How-to)]] || After 15 years, Kick the Cheat has finally lost his squeak! Learn how to safely perform at-home surgery to replace the batteries in his larynx! Supplies: -1 x Voiceless Kick The Cheat Plush -Yellow Thread -Needle -Seam Ripper -Scissors -Tiny Phillips Head Screwdriver -3 x LR44 Button Cell Batteries -500mL Cheat Drip -Knowledge of how to sew a Slip Stitch/Ladder Stitch (if you don't know, maybe you could find some type of video website that has lots of tutorials for everything ever on it!) || [[YouTube:YhyqQ51RO6Q|watch]] || 3:03
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 22, 2020 || [[sloshy - No-stalgia|sloshy: No-stalgia]] || sloshy accompanies their anti-nostalgia anthem with the most nostalgic 90's indie video. new album:[[songwhip:sloshy/degradest-hits|https://songwhip.com/sloshy/degradest...]] || [[YouTube:5GU92Y7jXCE|watch]] || 2:43
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 28, 2020 || [[Halloween Hijinks]] || The gang assembles on that ol' spooky silhouette hill to debate which level of Halloween hijinks are most appropriate. || [[YouTube:bq6cxJnXJUQ|watch]] || 7:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2020 || [[Kooky Moonlight|Kooky Moonlight - The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]] || The full expanded version of the Mysfit-steries' feel-good, get-great hit! Things are bound to get kinda kooky! Get the song on your fave music streamins: [[songwhip:strong-bad/kooky-moonlight|https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/kooky...]] || [[YouTube:1No1SB0ThP0|watch]] || 1:29
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 25, 2020 || [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] || Great fan costumes deserve great fan costume commentary. And so do the terrible ones. || [[YouTube:-9yIAFldCuk|watch]] || 6:10
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 25, 2020 || [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] || A real and actual product you can buy if you're into it! From Fangamer and Cheap As Free Toys. [[fangamer:collections/homestar-runner|https://www.fangamer.com/collections/...]] || [[YouTube:KgkGBsV3_fs|watch]] || 1:22
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 29, 2020 || [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh]] ''(unlisted)'' || Get a behind-some-scenes look at how difficult it is to get voice actors to stop crinkling their water bottles! || [[YouTube:3w72_FFl4ss|watch]] || 4:19
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 20, 2020 || [[Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer]] || After 15 years, juuuuuust before the window closed, Videlectrix released the final level for their platformer Stinkoman 20X6. Play it before Flash dies forever here: [[hr:stinkogame|https://homestarrunner.com/stinkogame...]] New intro cinematic by SmallBu Animation https://www.smallbu.com Cool metal by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfBAsyYoQmW9XuK6A7E2I6A @VikingGuitar] || [[YouTube:KIFtMpMYNsg|watch]] || 2:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 31, 2020 || [[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic|Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic - by SmallBu Studio]] || From the deluxe VideleCDrix release of Stinkoman 20X6 for the Ultra FunMachine CD. Animation by SmallBu Animation Studio (https://www.smallbu.com). Theme song by Paul & Storm (https://paulandstorm.bandcamp.com/). || [[YouTube:_iAaQ-MTDIU|watch]] || 0:47
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 12, 2021 || [[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare]] || Join Strong Bad as he plays old PC games. This episode he tackles classic DOS collection FriendlyWare PC Introductory set! Play it here: [https://archive.org/details/msdos_FriendlyWare_PC_Introductory_Set_1983 https://archive.org/details/msdos_Fri...] || [[YouTube:yvscxQN1JlA|watch]] || 9:99514:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}February 23, 2021 || [[Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!]] || After 17 years, Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits is finally available on vinyl! The triumphant return of the fat bluebird! Made in collaboration with Fangamer! Available here: https://fanga.me/r/strongbadsings || [[YouTube:QjkI6u199JU|watch]] || 2:18
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 14, 2021 || [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum|Disk 4 of 12 - Friendlyware Addendum]] || Thanks to DOS-savvy commenters, Strong Bad gets FriendlyWare's game Sea Battle working! But will it be enough? Or will he have to add more of his personal style?! || [[youtube:xh87dFlPt5A|watch]] || 6:17
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 6, 2021 || [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] || SB takes on Epyx classic World Games and discovers that the whole agony of defeat thing is actually super entertaining! || [[youtube:IDUcMB68h64|watch]] || 16:25
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2021 || [[Action Cool News-oween Report]] || Strong Badia Action Cool News investigates a controversial Halloween decoration. || [[youtube:kWDiyQZMzSo|watch]] || 1:52
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| {{hcount|toondate}}March 9, 2022 || [[Diaper Sunrise]] || Homestar gets deeply...deep. || [[youtube:4vWbky4FX6E|watch]] || 0:56
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2022 || [[parenting|Strong Bad Email #209 - Parenting]] || Coach Z somehow has the authority to make everyone pretend to have babies in a weird contest. Meanwhile, The KOT opens a steakhouse! || [[youtube:qUDejhGOG6s|watch]] || 10:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}April 25, 2022 || [[Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser]] || Watch Strong Bad's rubbery, waggly head as he attempts to win Marzipan's Beef Reverser with boxing gloves on! Play Beef Reverser here: [[videlectrixitchio:{{#URLFormat:Marzipan Beef Reverser}}|https://videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-...]] || [[youtube:i14Oi9Fcvwo|watch]] || 11:13
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| {{hcount|toondate}}May 2, 2022 || [[Expando Deck Promo|Majicks & 'Mergencies Expando Deck]] || Introducing the all new Majicks & 'Mergencies Expando Deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game. More Action Cards! New gameplay elements featuring Emergency Cards and Spell Cards! Get it here: [https://t.co/ucrQDkz4b8 https://t.co/ucrQDkz4b8] || [[youtube:iYzDtlbRjXM|watch]] || 1:24
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| {{hcount|toondate}}July 2, 2022 || [[Six-Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Expando Deck]] || Strong Sad takes a shallow dive explaining the new cards and how they work in the expansion deck for Trogdor!! The Board Game. Will Too-Much-Talking-Man make a triumphant return? You can probably guess! || [[youtube:EvkZfUXEUbs|watch]] || 7:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 9, 2022 || [[First Time Here?|Welcome Speech]] || Homestar Runner tries to welcome viewers to his very great website. From what I hear, it's dot com! || [[youtube:-CsN6rbonMo|watch]] || 2:03
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 16, 2022 || [[Best Caper Ever]] || Strong Bad and the Cheat try to figure out how they transported Homestar to a chunk of ice in the Arctic. || [[youtube:9pb0BTxcsVQ|watch]] || 2:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 23, 2022 || [[Cool Things]] || Marzipan forms a band with Strong Mad and The Cheat while Homestar reconnects with Dripping Yellow Madness. Original publish date: August 15, 2005 || [[YouTube:VFtR_y3txxI|watch]] || 4:31
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 30, 2022 || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || The good times might be over as Homestar suffers from bug-swallow while Strong Bad catches up on his Caleb Rentpayer stories. Original publish date: May 9, 2005 || [[YouTube:ERfPA8HJ9jo|watch]] || 5:11
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 6, 2022 || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|Looking at a Thing in a Bag]] || Check it out! Strong Bad and The Cheat concoct an elaborate scheme to get some drinks. Original publish date: April 8, 2003 || [[YouTube:xDg6-Inb-uk|watch]] || 3:56
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 19, 2022 || [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]] || Strong Bad discovers the frustrating text adventure that inspired Thy Dungeonman...and then plays through the entire thing! Play the original here: [https://archive.org/details/msdos_Vampires_Castle_Adventure_1988 https://archive.org/details/msdos_Vam...] || [[YouTube:C3-0vXrBwwE|watch]] || 30:27
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 27, 2022 || [[The System is Down]] || In the early days of homestarrunner.com, Strong Bad's popularity overloaded the server and brought the site down. Original publish date: January 22, 2003 || [[YouTube:q1F4W8-DqjE|watch]] || 1:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2022 || [[Halloween Awards Show|2nd Annual Homestarloween Awards]] || The exciting results of the fan-voted contest for best costume from 2001's Halloween cartoon. Was there a first annual? Originally made in late 2001 but not released until it was included as bonus DVD content in 2006. || [[YouTube:wMGjLt08nOM|watch]] || 2:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 23, 2022 || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]] || This year's new Halloween cartoon is an old Halloween cartoon with new DLC! || [[YouTube:js5sPwVvNlg|watch]] || 11:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2022 || [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer]] ''(unlisted)'' || Homestar Halloween Hide & Seek point-and-click game now with voices and a new puzzle! [[videlectrixitchio:hide-n-ween|https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween]] || [[YouTube:ugtvr6sn24E|watch]] || 0:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2022 || [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer]] || Buy it here: [[videlectrixitchio:hide-n-ween|https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween]] 2021 Halloween Hide & Seek point-then-click adventure game gets an update with full voice acting, a new puzzle, and a few more good graphics!! || [[YouTube:dFqbtnFZAIQ|watch]] || 0:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 13, 2023 || [[Happy 20th Trogday!]] ||For Trogdor's 20th birthday, Strong Bad digs up a 30 year old promo for an unreleased Peasant's Quest game. Do the math!|| [[YouTube:xixgDV_9RJI|watch]] || 1:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 25, 2023 || [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer]] ''(unlisted)'' || Dangeresque returns in a "some-new" point-and-click adventure!! 2008's Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque has been remastered and expanded, while 2 all-new Roomisodes have been added! Fully voiced! || [[YouTube:mq7fBjZI4B4|watch]] || 1:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2023 || [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Launch Trailer]] || Launch trailer for all-new point-and-click adventure featuring world-renowned private eye/crooked cop Dangeresque! Available on Steam and itch.io Steam: [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2442020/Dangeresque_The_Roomisode_Triungulate/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/24...] itch: [[videlectrixitchio:dangeresque-the-roomisode-triungulate|https://videlectrix.itch.io/dangeresq...]] || [[YouTube:fpWphs78oGA|watch]] || 1:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2023 || [[The Show: Ween Edition]] || Homestar makes an inane game show out of his Halloween costume misinterpretations. || [[YouTube:G_7O-ZiR34k|watch]] || 6:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 13, 2024 || [[Front Facing|The Name of This Cartoon Would Ruin It]] || Strong Bad and The Cheat come across Homestar doing something truly terrifying in the snow. Befuddlement ensues. || [[YouTube:2-QQpL1YjeU|watch]] || 4:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 21, 2024 || [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] || Take your bad Homestar Runner impression to new heights with this amazing puppet from Fangamer! It's for real! Get it here: [https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/homestar-runner-plush-puppet https://www.fangamer.com/collections/...] || [[YouTube:M5-LvQQhzJA|watch]] || 1:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 20, 2024 || [[Zeenin' Into The Night]] ||Limozeen rocks the space lanes with one of those "Oh man, life on tour is a trip"-type songs. Mixed and mastered by Nick Niespodziani Drums: Mark Cobb Guest Guitar: J. Christopher Arrison Alien SB appears courtesy Lee Petty || [[YouTube:VqXO05U_56w|watch]] || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2024 || [[A Prickly Scary Short]] ||Rafferty lays his best scary-scary story on Homestar, hoping to get into this year's Halloween party. || [[YouTube:R2i9ODzFS3M|watch]] || 2:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 30, 2024 || [[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] 2024]] ||Strong Bad takes a musical deep dive into one singular fanstume. Music by the amazing Rich Trott: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCN50yjdArjt_B4RbxE7eiA @trott] || [[YouTube:s0-_WzSfQe8|watch]] || 3:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2024 || [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]] ||A remastered and replastered version of the 2022 daily Decemberweenvent Calendar of Homestar Runner-themed sheet music.

Additional music throughout by the incredible ‪[[YouTube:@trott|@trott‬]]. For those songs and more, check out his double album of Vince Guaraldi-inspired covers of the D'weenvent Calendar sheet music here: [https://palacefamilysteakhouse.bandcamp.com/ palacefamilysteakhouse.bandcamp.com/]

Chapters (skip around! sing along! problem towne!): 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=0|00:00]] - Intro 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=45|00:45]] - Day 1 - Everybody, Everybody 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=64|01:04]] - Day 2 - Stave It Off 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=93|01:33]] - Day 3 - Skills of an Artist 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=129|02:09]] - Day 4 - Caleb Rentpayer 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=170|02:50]] - Day 5 - Now I'll Do A Dance 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=190|03:10]] - Day 6 - CGNU Fight Song 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=221|03:41]] - Day 7 - Videlectrix/StrongBadZone 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=287|04:47]] - Day 8 - Smells Like Peanut Action 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=309|05:09]] - Day 9 - Meet Marshie 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=355|05:55]] - Day 10 - No Probalo 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=411|06:51]] - Day 11 - 3 Times Halloween Funjob 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=447|07:27]] - Day 12 - Cheat Commandos 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=485|08:05]] - Day 13 - Teen Girl Squad 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=530|08:50]] - Day 14 - Strong Bad is a Bad Guy 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=589|09:49]] - Day 15 - Strong Badia Nat'l Anthem 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=663|11:03]] - Day 16 - Homestar Runner Presents: Presents 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=710|11:50]] - Day 17 - The Cheat Is Not Dead 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=766|12:46]] - Day 18 - Because, It's Midnite 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=796|13:16]] - Day 19 - Peasant's Quest 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=844|14:04]] - Day 20 - Santam'n Is A Blademan 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=902|15:02]] - Day 21 - Stinkoman Level 1 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=955|15:55]] - Day 22 - Dethemberween Thnikkaman 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=1007|16:47]] - Day 23 - Trogdor 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=1077|17:57]] - Day 24 - Todayborday is Labor Day 
[[YouTube:watch?v=qxC70soTGRg&t=1135|18:55]] - Outro
|| [[YouTube:qxC70soTGRg|watch]] || 20:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2025 || [[Kick The Cheat Returns!|Kick The Cheat Plush Returns!]] || Brought back from the stinkt of exbrinction! Fangamer zoologists have done the impossible! Buy 'em up Dan: [https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner/products/kick-the-cheat-plush https://www.fangamer.com/collections/...] || [[YouTube:2zywtMJH7og|watch]] || 1:31
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 16, 2025 || [[Back To A Website]] ||Homestar Runner and Strong Bad briefly join forces to celebrate 25 years of dot commery! Get the #1 jam if ya want! [https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/back-to-a-website https://strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/...] || [[YouTube:2z7kVH9xePM|watch]] || 5:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 19, 2025 || [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] ||Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby! Get yours here: https://www.fangamer.com/products/strong-sad-plush || [[YouTube:vdh97LOknp4|watch]] || 1:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2025 || [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] ||Buncha new crap from Fangamer.com including shirts, playing cards, and a huge Trogdor plush! Get em here: [https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner https://www.fangamer.com/collections/...] || [[YouTube:kzHs2qaBcI4|watch]] || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 22, 2026 || [[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser]] ||Announcing Strong Bad's awesome-weird DLC collabo with VR game Walkabout Mini-Golf. Don't call it a course! Coming June 25th, 2026. 
[https://www.mightycoconut.com/homestar-runner www.mightycoconut.com/homestar-runner]
|| [[YouTube:2qetAg7msCw|watch]] || 1:39
|}

==Non-Uploaded Toons==
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'''[[Toons#Toons|Toons]]'''
*[[The King of Town DVD]]
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
*[[The Reddest Radish]]
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[The Luau]]
*[[Where's The Cheat?]]
*[[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*[[Weclome Back]]
*[[Date Nite]]
*[[DNA Evidence]]
*[[Kick-A-Ball]]

'''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
*[[Everybody Knows It]]
*[[Puppet Time]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]]
*[[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]]
*[[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]]
*[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
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'''[[Toons#Shorts|Shorts]]'''
{| width="100%"
|valign=top width="50%"|
*[[Strong Bad Sings]]
*[[Kick the Can]]
*[[Theme Song Video]]
*[[Old New Intro]]
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial|Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]
*[[The Interview]]
*[[20X6 vs. 1936]]
*[[Arcade Game]]
*[[New Boots]]
*[[The Cheatar]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
*[[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*[[Trogdor Con '97]]
*[[Sick Day]]
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
*[[500 The Cheats]]
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*[[Summer Short Shorts]]
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
|valign=top|
*[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]
*[[Drive-Thru]]
*[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
*[[Ever and More]]
*[[Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar]]
*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]]
*[[Limozeen Live (practice)]]
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
*[[Somber Vacation]]
*[[Place Ya Bets!]]
*[[Hremail 62]]
*[[Hremail 2000]]
*[[Hremail 7]]
*[[79 Seconds Left]]
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]
*[[On Break]]
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]
*[[Crystal Fortress]]
|}
|valign=top width="14.3%"|
'''[[Holiday]]'''
*[[A Holiday Greeting]]
*[[A Mother's Day Message]]
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
*[[Superbowl Dealie]]
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]]
*[[Under Construction]]
*[[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]]
*[[Senorial Day]]
*[[Happy Fireworks]]
*[[More Fan Costumes]]
*[[Happy Trogday]]
*[[Fan Costumes '06]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Fan Costumes '07]]
*[[Trogday 08]]
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
*[[Rotten Eggs]]
*[[Fan Costumes '08]]
*[[April Fool 09]]
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*[[Fan Costumes '09]]
*[[Punkin Show]]
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*[[Which Ween Costumes?]]
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]]
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]]
*[[Decemberweenvent Calendar]]
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2023]]
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'''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
{| width="100%"
|valign=top width="50%"|
*[[website]]
*[[english paper]]
*[[high school]]
*[[secret identity]]
*[[narrator]]
*[[pop-up]]
*[[lady fan]]
*[[disconnected]]
*[[candy product]]
*[[senior prom]]
*[[redesign]]
*[[keep cool]]
*[[road trip]]
*[[trading cards]]
*[[cliffhangers]]
*[[retirement]]
*[[coloring]]
*[[the chair]]
*[[what I want]]
*[[looking old]]
*[[strong badathlon]]
*[[unnatural]]
*[[from work]]
*[[rough copy]]
|valign=top|
*[[underlings]]
*[[more armies]]
*[[the paper]]
*[[mini-golf]]
*[[concert]]
*[[original]]
*[[bike thief]]
*[[web comics]]
*[[business trip]]
*[[yes, wrestling]]
*[[diorama]]
*[[nightlife]]
*[[environment]]
*[[winter pool]]
*[[buried]]
*[[shapeshifter]]
*[[rated]]
*[[hiding]]
*[[magic trick]]
*[[being mean]]
*[[hremail3184]]
*[[imaginary]]
*[[dictionary]]
*[[videography]]
|}
|valign=top|
'''Other'''

*All [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]s except [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]
*All [[:Category:Intro Toons|intro toons]]
*All [[Character Videos]]
*[[Super NES]]
*[[First Flash]]
*[[Second Flash]]
*[[Pom Pom, Too]]
*[[Needlepernt]]
*[[Happy T!]]
*[[Field Day Intro]]
*[[King of Townmail]]
*[[Sbemail 100 Fakeout]]
*[[Lappynapped!]]
*[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
*All [[Halloween Teasers]] except [[Halloween Safety]]
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
*[[Workin' on the Game]]
*[[Sbemail 200 Fakeout]]
*[[Sbemailiarized!]]
*[[Flash's 10th Birthday]]
|}

== Footnotes ==
# {{note|1}} The direct link to the [https://yt3.ggpht.com/ea7s6b1VO8s80c_Y1pfvQ-T7I0Kq0-HW8jZ1y4hAs9OeVnzod1F0E3Wjm6cMHCtkHwnZMQ2ppg=s0 uncropped raw banner] can be found by removing all text past and including <code>-fcrop64=</code> and replacing <code>w1707</code> with <code>s0</code> in the [https://yt3.ggpht.com/ea7s6b1VO8s80c_Y1pfvQ-T7I0Kq0-HW8jZ1y4hAs9OeVnzod1F0E3Wjm6cMHCtkHwnZMQ2ppg=w1707-fcrop64=1,00005a57ffffa5a8-k-c0xffffffff-no-nd-rj original image URL path] found on the YouTube channel.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/homestarrunnerdotcom view homestarrunnerdotcom's profile page]

[[Category:YouTube]]

Toons By Length

2026-05-24T19:08:21Z

DEIDATVM: add Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser

{{cleanup|Audit}}
[[Image:dangmuffinspie.png|thumb|'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]''' is the longest toon on the site, with a daunting time of thirty-one minutes and nine seconds.]]
[[File:intro.PNG|thumb|'''[[Old New Intro]]''' is the shortest toon on the site, with a time of twenty seconds.]]

This is a list of every '''[[Toons|toon]] in order of length'''.

The longest official toon is [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] counting only [[Flash]] toons), and the shortest is the [[Old New Intro]]. Counting unofficial toons (for example, those that are absent from the Toons menu), the longest toon is the [[SBCG4AP Playthrough]] live stream at nearly two hours, and the shortest toon is [[Strong Bad]]'s three-second cameo in [[Dad's Garage]]'s [[Dad's Garage Celebrity Endorsement Kickstarter Video|Kickstarter video]].

==List==
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===[[Toons#Big Toons|Big Toons]]===
{{hresetcount|big toons|tally=1}}
{| class="wikitable sortable" width="75%"
|-
! width="10%"|Rank !! width="15%"|Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|7|02}}}} || [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|6|45}}}} || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|6|18}}}} || [[Where's The Cheat?]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|6|00}}}} || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|5|36}}}} || [[The Luau]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|5|35}}}} || [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|5|24}}}} || [[Kick-A-Ball]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|5|10}}}} || [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons|0}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|5|10}}}} || [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons|2}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|4|56}}}} || [[Shopping For Danger]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|4|37}}}} || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|4|25}}}} || [[Career Day]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons|0}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|4|25}}}} || [[Strongest Man in the World]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons|2}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|4|17}}}} || [[Date Nite]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|4|10}}}} || [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons|0}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|4|10}}}} || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons|2}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|4|00}}}} || [[Cool Things]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons|0}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|4|00}}}} || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons|2}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|3|32}}}} || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|2|38}}}} || [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|2|23}}}} || [[The Reddest Radish]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|2|02}}}} || [[The King of Town DVD New Version]]
|-
| #{{vcount|big toons}} || {{tally time|big toons|{{hmss|1|26}}}} || [[The King of Town DVD Old Version]]
|}

===[[Toons#Holiday Toons|Holiday Toons]]===
{{hresetcount|holiday|holiday-sbe|holiday-total|tally=1}}{{#setvar:mam17_2_seconds|{{hmss|31|09}}}} 
{| class="wikitable sortable" width="75%"
|-
! width="10%"|Rank !! width="15%"|Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{format seconds|{{#var:mam17_2_seconds}}}}  || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|17|59}}}} || [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|14|33}}}} || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|10|33}}}} || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|9|30}}}} || [[Fan 'Stumes 2021]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|9|25}}}} || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|8|41}}}} || [[Fan 'Stumes 2022]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|7|48}}}} || [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|7|22}}}} || [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|58}}}} || [[Hooked on Decemberween]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday-sbe|{{hmss|6|52}}}} || [[the next april fools thing]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|44}}}} || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|43}}}} || [[Decemberween in July]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|37}}}} || [[The Show: Ween Edition]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|29}}}} || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|25}}}} || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|09}}}} || [[Fan 'Stumes 2020‎]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|06}}}} || [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|05}}}} || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|0}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|05}}}} || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|0}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|05}}}} || [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|3}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|6|00}}}} || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|57}}}} || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|38}}}} || [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|34}}}} || [[Fan Costumes 2017]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|32}}}} || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|30}}}} || [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|27}}}} || [[A Death Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|14}}}} || [[Happy Hallow-Day]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday-sbe|{{hmss|5|12}}}} || [[sbemail 206]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|06}}}} || [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|04}}}} || [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|04}}}} || [[Fan Costumes 2016]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|00}}}} || [[Halloween Hijinks]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|0}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|5|00}}}} || [[Let us give TANKS!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|2}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|48}}}} || [[Fan Costumes '09]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|47}}}} || [[April Fool 2014]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|0}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|47}}}} || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|2}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|43}}}} || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|38}}}} || [[Fan 'Stumes 2023]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|31}}}} || [[Haunted Photo Booth]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|23}}}} || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|20}}}} || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|08}}}} || [[Fan Costumes '07]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|06}}}} || [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|01}}}} || [[Fan Costumes 2018]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|0}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|4|00}}}} || [[That a Ghost]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|2}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|3|57}}}} || [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|3|55}}}} || [[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|3|28}}}} || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|3|25}}}} || [[Record Store Day]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|3|10}}}} || [[Fan Costumes 2015]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|3|05}}}} || [[More Fan Costumes]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|2|51}}}} || [[Happy Dethemberween]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|2|50}}}} || [[Senorial Day]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|2|43}}}} || [[Best Caper Ever]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|2|30}}}} || [[Toikey TV]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|2|28}}}} || [[Fan Costume Commentary]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|2|15}}}} || [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|2|14}}}} || [[Twenty THANXty Six]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|2|11}}}} || [[Costume Commercial]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|2|06}}}} || [[A Prickly Scary Short]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|49}}}} || [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|47}}}} || [[Under Construction]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|46}}}} || [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|40}}}} || [[Halloween Safety]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|0}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|40}}}} || [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|2}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|39}}}} || [[Happy 20th Trogday!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|38}}}} || [[A Holiday Greeting]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|35}}}} || [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|33}}}} || [[Sloshybowl]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|30}}}} || [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|26}}}} || [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|12}}}} || [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|03}}}} || [[A Mother's Day Message]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|{{hmss|1|00}}}} || [[Snowglobe]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|54}} || [[Xeriouxly Forxe]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|48}} || [[Rotten Eggs]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday}} || {{tally time|holiday|39}} || [[Superbowl Dealie]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|0}} || {{tally time|holiday|39}} || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| #{{vcount|holiday|2}} || {{tally time|holiday|15}} || [[Which Ween Costumes?]]
|}

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===[[Powered by The Cheat]]===
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{| class="wikitable sortable" width="75%"
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! width="10%"|Rank !! width="15%"|Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc|{{hmss|3|19}}}} || [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc|{{hmss|2|46}}}} || [[New Boots]]
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc|{{hmss|2|40}}}} || [[Rap Song]]
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc-sbe|{{hmss|2|27}}}} || [[Mile]]
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc|{{hmss|2|17}}}} || [[Trogdor Was A Man]]
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc|{{hmss|2|09}}}} || [[Crystal Fortress]]
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc|{{hmss|1|54}}}} || [[Everybody to the Limit]]
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc|{{hmss|1|47}}}} || [[Trudgemank]]
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc|{{hmss|1|20}}}} || [[The Cheat Theme Song]]
|-
| #{{vcount|pbtc}} || {{tally time|pbtc|{{hmss|1|12}}}} || [[Crazy Cartoon]]
|-
|}

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===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
{{hresetcount|tgs|tally=1}}
{| class="wikitable sortable" width="75%"
|-
! width="10%"|Rank !! width="15%"|Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|4|14}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|3|40}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|3|30}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs|0}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|3|30}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs|2}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|3|25}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|3|20}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|2|24}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|2|05}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|1|57}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|1|53}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|1|38}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|1|37}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|1|22}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|{{hmss|1|12}}}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|tgs}} || {{tally time|tgs|52}} || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]
|}

===[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]===
{{hresetcount|mam|tally=1}}
{| class="wikitable sortable" width="75%"
|-
! width="10%"|Rank !! width="15%"|Length !! Toon
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| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{#var:mam17_2_seconds}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|5|39}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|4|50}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|4|42}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|4|24}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|4|06}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|3|57}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|3|56}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|3|30}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|3|18}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|3|17}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|3|16}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam|0}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|3|16}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam|2}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|3|04}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|2|39}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|2|38}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]
|-
| #{{vcount|mam}} || {{tally time|mam|{{hmss|2|24}}}} || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
|}

===[[Character Videos]]===
{{hresetcount|character|tally=1}}
{| class="wikitable sortable" width="75%"
|-
! width="10%"|Rank !! width="15%"|Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|{{hmss|1|15}}}} || [[Strong Sad's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|{{hmss|1|09}}}} || [[Strong Bad's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|59}} || [[Homestar Runner's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|58}} || [[The Cheat's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character|0}} || {{tally time|character|58}} || [[Marzipan's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character|2}} || {{tally time|character|54}} || [[Bubs's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|51}} || [[Coach Z's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|49}} || [[Pom Pom's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|47}} || [[The King of Town's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|38}} || [[Homsar's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|36}} || [[The Poopsmith's Character Video]]
|-
| #{{vcount|character}} || {{tally time|character|34}} || [[Strong Mad's Character Video]]
|}

===[[Halloween Teasers]]===
{{hresetcount|teaser|tally=1}}{{#setvar:hween_safety_seconds|{{hmss|1|40}}}}
{| class="wikitable sortable" width="75%"
|-
! width="10%"|Rank !! width="15%"|Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser}} || {{format seconds|{{#var:hween_safety_seconds}}}}  || [[Halloween Safety]]
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser}} || {{tally time|teaser|55}} || [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser]]
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser}} || {{tally time|teaser|46}} || [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser]]
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser}} || {{tally time|teaser|43}} || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser]]
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser|0}} || {{tally time|teaser|43}} || [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]]
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser|0}} || {{tally time|teaser|43}} || [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser]]
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser|3}} || {{tally time|teaser|41}} || [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser]]
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser}} || {{tally time|teaser|36}} || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser]]
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser|0}} || {{tally time|teaser|36}} || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser]]
|-
| #{{vcount|teaser|2}} || {{tally time|teaser|25}} || [[Later That Night... Teaser]]
|}

===[[Toons#Special Cartoons|Other]]===
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{| class="wikitable sortable" width="75%"
|-
! width="10%"|Rank !! width="15%"|Length !! Toon
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other-ls|{{hmss|1|12|16}}}} || [[Medium At A Distance]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other-ls|{{hmss|1|11|25}}}} || [[The Kali Kazoo Show - 18 Apr 2021]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other-ls|{{hmss|1|00|12}}}} || [[Trogdor! LIVE with the Brothers Chaps!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|5|30}}}} || [[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|5|15}}}} || [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|4|19}}}} || [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|3|38}}}} || [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|3|24}}}} || [[Baddest of the Bands Promo]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|0}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|3|24}}}} || [[Burninate the House]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|2}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|2|46}}}} || [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|2|11}}}} || [[These peoples try to fade me]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|2|02}}}} || [[Lappynapped!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|2|00}}}} || [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|0}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|2|00}}}} || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|2}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|1|52}}}} || [[First Time Here?]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|1|45}}}} || [[slash/slash]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|1|27}}}} || [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|1|26}}}} || [[Super NES]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|1|15}}}} || [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|1|04}}}} || [[Pom Pom, Too]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|53}}}} || [[Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014|Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer)]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|48}}}} || [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer]] (listed version)
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|45}}}} || [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|43}}}} || [[Field Day Intro]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|39}}}} || [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|35}}}} || [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|34}}}} || [[Respectably French!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|32}}}} || [[Old Everybody Intro]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|31}}}} || [[Nerds & Music - 22 Aug 2020]] cameos combined
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|30}}}} || [[Sbemail 100 Fakeout]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|0}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|30}}}} || [[Workin' on the Game]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|2}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|27}}}} || [[King of Townmail]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|25}}}} || [[Sbemail 200 Fakeout]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|24}}}} || [[Happy T!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|23}}}} || [[Store Thank You Messages#Homestar and Marzipan's Thank You|Homestar and Marzipan's Thank You Message]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|20}}}} || [[Flag Intro]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|0}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|20}}}} || [[Ween Intro]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|2}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|17}}}} || [[King of Town Intro]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|0}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|17}}}} || [[Store Thank You Messages#Late Night Thank You|Late Night Thank You Message]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|2}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|15}}}} || [[Old Intro 2]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|0}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|15}}}} || [[Old Intro]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other|2}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|11}}}} || [[Store Thank You Messages#Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You|Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You Message]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|08}}}} || [[The Aquabats! Super Kickstarter!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|07}}}} || [[Needlepernt]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|06}}}} || [[Store Thank You Messages#Back Door Message|Back Door Message]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|05}}}} || [[Store Thank You Messages#Bubs's Thank You|Bubs's Thank You Message]]
|-
| #{{vcount|other}} || {{tally time|other|{{hmss|0|03}}}} || [[Dad's Garage Celebrity Endorsement Kickstarter Video]]
|}

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===[[Toons#Shorts|Shorts]]===
{{hresetcount|shorts|hremail|shorts-pbtc|shorts-total|tally=1}}
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|6|10}}}} || [[Limozeen vs. sloshy]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|5|30}}}} || [[Kick the Can]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|4|25}}}} || [[Back To A Website]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|4|15}}}} || [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|4|10}}}} || [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|56}}}} || [[Donut Unto Others]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|hremail|{{hmss|3|51}}}} || [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|50}}}} || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|48}}}} || [[Compy Catalog]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|48}}}} || [[Where My Hat is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|34}}}} || [[Zeenin' Into The Night]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|24}}}} || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|20}}}} || [[4 Gregs]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts-pbtc|{{hmss|3|19}}}} || [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|10}}}} || [[Trogdor Con '97]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|hremail|{{hmss|3|09}}}} || [[Hremail 2000]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|07}}}} || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|hremail|{{hmss|3|06}}}} || [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|04}}}} || [[Characters from Yonder Website]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|00}}}} || [[Experimental Film]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|00}}}} || [[Strong Bad Classics!]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|00}}}} || [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|3|00}}}} || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts|4}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|54}}}} || [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|52}}}} || [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|50}}}} || [[Ever and More]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|48}}}} || [[The Baloneyman]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|47}}}} || [[The Interview]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|46}}}} || [[Play Date]]
|-
| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts-pbtc|{{hmss|2|46}}}} || [[New Boots]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|40}}}} || [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts-pbtc|{{hmss|2|40}}}} || [[Rap Song]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|24}}}} || [[On Break]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|24}}}} || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|19}}}} || [[Drive-Thru]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts-pbtc|{{hmss|2|17}}}} || [[Trogdor Was A Man]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|13}}}} || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|11}}}} || [[Somber Vacation]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts-pbtc|{{hmss|2|09}}}} || [[Crystal Fortress]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|05}}}} || [[Loading Screens]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|05}}}} || [[Ballad of the Sneak]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|02}}}} || [[Pistols for Pandas]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|01}}}} || [[An Important Rap Song]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|00}}}} || [[Flash is Dead!]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|2|00}}}} || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|55}}}} || [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts-pbtc|{{hmss|1|54}}}} || [[Everybody to the Limit]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|53}}}} || [[Limozeen Live (practice)]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|50}}}} || [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|48}}}} || [[Quality Time With Cardboard Homestar]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts-pbtc|{{hmss|1|47}}}} || [[Trudgemank]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|45}}}} || [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|44}}}} || [[Arcade Game]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|44}}}} || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|43}}}} || [[Sick Day]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|42}}}} || [[Strong Bad Sings]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|42}}}} || [[Coach Z's 110%]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|31}}}} || [[One Two, One Two]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|30}}}} || [[Place Ya Bets!]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|22}}}} || [[Senor Mortgage]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts-pbtc|{{hmss|1|20}}}} || [[The Cheat Theme Song]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|19}}}} || [[79 Seconds Left]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|10}}}} || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|10}}}} || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|06}}}} || [[The System is Down]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|03}}}} || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|03}}}} || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|1|00}}}} || [[Theme Song Video]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|0|56}}}} || [[Diaper Sunrise]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|0|56}}}} || [[Meet Marshie]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|0|54}}}} || [[Squintmojis]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|0}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|0|54}}}} || [[The Cheatar]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts|2}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|0|47}}}} || [[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|0|32}}}} || [[500 The Cheats]]
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| #{{vcount|shorts}} || {{tally time|shorts|{{hmss|0|20}}}} || [[Old New Intro]]
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===[[Puppet Stuff]]===
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|2|22}}}} || [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|2|12}}}} || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|2|10}}}} || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|2|00}}}} || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet|0}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|2|00}}}} || [[Labor Dabor]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet|2}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|53}}}} || [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|52}}}} || [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|50}}}} || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|31}}}} || [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|25}}}} || [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|21}}}} || [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|14}}}} || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|11}}}} || [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet|0}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|11}}}} || [[Puppet Time]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet|2}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|10}}}} || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|08}}}} || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|07}}}} || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|06}}}} || [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]]
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| #{{vcount|puppet}} || {{tally time|puppet|{{hmss|1|02}}}} || [[Everybody Knows It]]
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===[[Video Stuff]]===
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|disk4of12|{{hmss|16|25}}}} || [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|disk4of12|{{hmss|14|00}}}} || [[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|vs|{{hmss|11|13}}}} || [[Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|disk4of12|{{hmss|6|17}}}} || [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|4|23}}}} || [[Skills of an Artist LIVE!!]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|vs|{{hmss|3|02}}}} || [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|vs|{{hmss|2|55}}}} || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|2|52}}}} || [[Really Cool Boat]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|vs|{{hmss|2|42}}}} || [[sloshy - No-stalgia]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|2|19}}}} || [[Guitar]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|2|15}}}} || [[Draccus]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|2|14}}}} || [[End Boss]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|2|13}}}} || [[Tennis Shorts]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|2|09}}}} || [[Diskette]]
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| #{{vcount|vs|0}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|2|09}}}} || [[Cornucopia]]
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| #{{vcount|vs|2}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|2|08}}}} || [[Large Bean (toon)|Large Bean]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|2|05}}}} || [[Cartoon Characters]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|1|58}}}} || [[Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|1|54}}}} || [[Sammich]]
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| #{{vcount|vs|0}} || {{tally time|vs|{{hmss|1|54}}}} || [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]]
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| #{{vcount|vs|2}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|1|52}}}} || [[Barf Bag]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|1|50}}}} || [[Clownbread]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|1|48}}}} || [[Classic Stand-up Arcade Game]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|1|38}}}} || [[Muscleman]]
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| #{{vcount|vs|0}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|1|38}}}} || [[Cannonmouth]]
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| #{{vcount|vs|2}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|1|36}}}} || [[Posh Toilet Paper]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|vs|{{hmss|1|25}}}} || [[Expando Deck Promo]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|soa|{{hmss|1|23}}}} || [[Eagle]]
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| #{{vcount|vs}} || {{tally time|vs|{{hmss|1|01}}}} || [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]]
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===[[strongbad_email.exe]]===
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|8|13}}}} || [[Email Intros]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|7|16}}}} || [[Sketchbook (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|6|07}}}} || [[Email Intros, Part Two]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|4|38}}}} || [[Sample of Style Too]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|4|12}}}} || [[Sample of Style]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|3|54}}}} || [[Some Puppet Stuff]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe-sbe|{{hmss|3|39}}}} || [[Real-Live E-Mails]]
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| #{{vcount|exe|0}} || {{tally time|exe-sbe|{{hmss|3|39}}}} || [[Comic Book Movie]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|3|04}}}} || [[Some Extras]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe-sbe|{{hmss|3|03}}}} || [[Accent]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|3|02}}}} || [[160 Seconds]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|2|53}}}} || [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|2|45}}}} || [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|2|36}}}} || [[Nite Mamas (Karaoke)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe-sbe|{{hmss|2|32}}}} || [[Family Resemblence]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|2|19}}}} || [[Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|2|08}}}} || [[Grumblecakes (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|1|56}}}} || [[Fhqwhgads (karaoke)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|1|51}}}} || [[Trogdor (Karaoke)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|1|45}}}} || [[Rock Opera (karaoke)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|1|41}}}} || [[Secret Song (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|1|38}}}} || [[Moving Very Slowly (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe-sbe|{{hmss|1|37}}}} || [[Videro Games]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|1|32}}}} || [[Dangeresque (Karaoke)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|1|29}}}} || [[Scroll Button Songs (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe-sbe|{{hmss|1|20}}}} || [[Greeting Cards]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|1|11}}}} || [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe|0}} || {{tally time|exe|{{hmss|1|11}}}} || [[Space Program Alternate Take]]
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| #{{vcount|exe|2}} || {{tally time|exe-sbe|{{hmss|1|02}}}} || [[E-mail Birds]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|54}} || [[The Cheatar (making of)]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|45}} || [[3D Menu Screen Tests]]
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| #{{vcount|exe}} || {{tally time|exe|34}} || [[Alternate Universe Video]]
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===[[Everything Else]]===
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|3|43}}}} || [[The Limozeen Advantage]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|3|29}}}} || [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|3|13}}}} || [[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|2|38}}}} || [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|2|27}}}} || [[Exaggerations]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|2|15}}}} || [[Halloween Awards Show]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|1|59}}}} || [[Bubslegum Comics]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|1|50}}}} || [[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]
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| #{{vcount|else|0}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|1|50}}}} || [[From the Vault]]
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| #{{vcount|else|0}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|1|50}}}} || [[Flashforward]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|{{hmss|1|10}}}} || [[Your Hair is Messed Up]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|38}} || [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]]
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| #{{vcount|else}} || {{tally time|else|32}} || [[An Open Forum]]
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===[[YouTube]] Exclusive===
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|20|35}}}} || [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|4|58}}}} || [[Social Media Crap Compilation 1]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|4|16}}}} || [[Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|3|58}}}} || [[Social Media Crap Compilation 2]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|3|28}}}} || [[Social Media Crap Compilation 3]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|3|09}}}} || [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|2|46}}}} || [[Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|2|29}}}} || [[Quickstart Overview (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|2|17}}}} || [[Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|2|16}}}} || [[Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|2|11}}}} || [[WarioWare D.I.Y. Compilation]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|1|53}}}} || [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|1|39}}}} || [[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|1|31}}}} || [[The Actions You Can Do (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|1|26}}}} || [[Kooky Moonlight]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|1|19}}}} || [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Launch Trailer]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|1|16}}}} || [[Record Store Day 2018]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|1|09}}}} || [[Greatest American Homestar]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|{{hmss|1|03}}}} || [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]]
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|57}} || [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer]] (unlisted version)
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| #{{vcount|youtube}} || {{tally time|youtube|19}} || [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]]
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===[[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] Kickstarter===
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter-ls|{{hmss|1|01|01}}}} || [[Final Hours Playthrough]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter-ls|{{hmss|55|44}}}} || [[Trogdor Live Playtest @ GenCon]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|15|38}}}} || [[Six-Sadded, Die]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|8|36}}}} || [[Six-Sadded, Die: Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|7|25}}}} || [[Six Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|7|00}}}} || [[Six-Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Expando Deck]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|4|53}}}} || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|4|30}}}} || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor's Fiery Rage]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|3|43}}}} || [[Wyrmwood Video]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|2|39}}}} || [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|2|31}}}} || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - The Void Tower]]
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| #{{vcount|kickstarter}} || {{tally time|kickstarter|{{hmss|1|55}}}} || [[Meeple Grove]]
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==See Also==
*[[Strong Bad Email By Length]]
*[[All Toons]]

[[Category:Toons]]
[[Category:Lists]]

All Toons

2026-05-24T18:58:13Z

DEIDATVM: Walkabout videro

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This is a list of '''the entire [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work''' (except the [[weeklies]], [[social media]] posts, and certain other announcements) in chronological order. The earlier toons were guessed with the help of old menus, [[character evolution]], and the [[Wikipedia:Internet Archive#Wayback Machine|Wayback Machine]], while the more recent ones were compiled from the [[H*R.com updates {{CURRENTYEAR}}|update logs]].

==List==
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=180 | Release Date !! Day of Week !! Type !! Toon !! Watch !! Easter Eggs !! Running Time
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1996 (web version first appeared on or before June 28, 2001) || || Book || [[Original Book|The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]] || [[OldHR:book1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 1996 || || Uncategorized || [[Super NES]] || [[OldHR:supernes.swf|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Book || [[Where My Hat Is At?]] || [[OldHR:hs1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Uncategorized || [[First Flash]] || [[OldHR:pompom.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Uncategorized || [[Second Flash]] || [[OldHR:homestar2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Uncategorized || [[Pom Pom, Too]] || [[OldHR:pomwhole.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Toon || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] || [[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 2000 || || Intro || [[Old Intro]] || [[OldHR:oldintro.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early 2000 || || Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Old Version|The King of Town (Old Version)]] || [[{{HR|toon|kingoftown}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early 2000 || || Game || [[She Loves Me!]] || [[OldHR:daisy.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}2000 || || Short || [[Kick the Can]] || [[{{HR|toon|Kick the Can}}|watch]] || 0 || 5:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 1]] || [[HR:main/1|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 2]] || [[HR:main/2|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 3]] || [[HR:main/3|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 4]] || [[HR:main/4|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 5]] || [[HR:main/5|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 6]] || [[HR:main/6|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Menu || [[Oldest Toons Menu]] || [[OldHR:toonsold.html|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Menu || [[Original Games Menu]] || [[OldHR:gamesold.html|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Old Characters Page]] || [[OldHR:charactersold.html|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Oldest Downloads Menu]] || [[Mirror:homester.html|view]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Flash Store]] || [[OldHR:store_new04.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Menu || [[Museum]] || [[HR:museum|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Sketchbook (museum)]] || [[OldHR:oldsketch.swf|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Fan Stuff]] || [[OldHR:stuff1.html|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Sketchbook (museum)#Ice Cream|Ice Cream]] || [[OldHR:icecream1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Menu || [[Old Flash Stuff]] || [[HR:oldflash|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2000, or earlier || || Intro || [[Old Intro 2]] || [[OldHR:run2x.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2000? || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version|In Search of the Yello Dello (Old Version)]] || [[{{HR|toon|yellodello}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]] || [[OldHR:toonsold.swf|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2000? || || Toon || [[The Reddest Radish]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Reddest Radish}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Character Cards]] || [[Mirror:charactercards.html|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Fortune Cookies]] || [[HR:fortune|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Homestar Talker]] || [[HR:talky2|play]] || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Main Page || [[Strong Bad Main Page]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Bronco Trolleys]] || [[HR:broncotrolleys|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Hairstyle Runner]] || [[HR:hairgame|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Astro-Lite 2600]] || [[HR:litebrite|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Dancin' Bubs]] || [[HR:dance|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Toon || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] || [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Telebision Toons Menu]] || [[OldHR:newtoons2.swf|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Lucky Toons Menu]] || [[OldHR:chinesefood.html|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Menu || [[Second Games Menu]] || [[OldHR:games2.html|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Game || [[Strong Libs]] || [[HR:stronglibs|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2000? || || Short || [[Theme Song Video]] || [[{{HR|toon|Theme Song Video}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Summer 2000 || || Intro || [[Flag Intro]] || [[OldHR:flagintro.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid to late 2000? || || Short || [[Strong Bad Sings]] || [[{{HR|toon|Strong Bad Sings}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:42
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Fall 2000 || || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 2000 || || Holiday Toon || [[Homestarloween Party]] || [[{{HR|toon|Homestarloween Party}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 2000 || || Main Page || [[Main Page 7]] || [[HR:main/7|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Late 2000 || || Uncategorized || [[Yearbook Character Page]] || [[HR:yearbook|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 2000 || || Holiday Toon || [[A Holiday Greeting]] || [[{{HR|toon|A Holiday Greeting}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 24, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 8]] || [[HR:main/8|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 24, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 9]] || [[HR:main/9|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 2, 2001 || Friday || Toon || [[A Jorb Well Done]] || [[{{HR|toon|A Jorb Well Done}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 8, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 10]] || [[HR:main/10|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Spring 2001 || || Main Page || [[Main Page 11]] || [[HR:main/11|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Spring 2001 || || Main Page || [[Main Page 12]] || [[HR:main/12|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Spring 2001 || || Main Page || [[Main Page 13]] || [[HR:main/13|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 1, 2001, or earlier || || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 1, 2001, or earlier || || Toon || [[The Luau]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Luau}}|watch]] || 0 || 5:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 1, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Luau Main Page]] || [[HR:luaumain|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Menu || [[The King of Town DVD]] || [[{{HR|toon|kingmenu}}|view]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[The King of Town (new)|The King of Town DVD New Version]] || [[{{HR|toon|kingoftown2}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]] || [[{{HR|toon|kingcomment}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Storyboards]] || [[OldHR:kingboard1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Menu || [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] || [[{{HR|toon|yellodellomenu}}|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || [[{{HR|toon|yellodello mark2}}|watch]] || 0 || 6:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || [[{{HR|toon|dellocomment}}|watch]] || 0 || 7:31
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]] || [[{{HR|toon|dellotrailer}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] || [[OldHR:delloboard1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Original Danger|In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene: Original Danger]] || [[{{HR|toon|deleted1}}|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Coach Z's Office|In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene: Coach Z's Office]] || [[{{HR|toon|deleted2}}|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Strong Mad|In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene: Strong Mad]] || [[{{HR|toon|deleted3}}|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Early to mid 2001 || || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes#Secret Deleted Scene|In Search of the Yello Dello Secret Deleted Scene]] || [[OldHR:dellocut_2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 11, 2001 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[A Mother's Day Message]] || [[{{HR|toon|A Mother's Day Message}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:29
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001 || || Uncategorized || [[If I Ran the Camera]] || [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.html|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001 || || Intro || [[Old Everybody Intro]] || [[HR:intro2|watch]] || 0 || 0:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001(?) || || Intro || [[Old New Intro]] || [[{{HR|toon|Old New Intro}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001(?) || || Uncategorized || [[Legal]] || [[OldHR:legal.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001(?) || || Uncategorized || [[Sing Along]] || [[OldHR:singalong.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}Mid 2001(?) || || Uncategorized || [[Needlepernt]] || [[HR:needlepoint|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 23, 2001, or earlier || || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Short || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fluffy Puff Marshmallows}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Menu || [[Third Games Menu]] || [[OldHR:games.swf|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Game || [[Audition with Marzipan]] || [[HR:percussion2|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Game || [[Who Said What Now?]] || [[HR:whosaidwhat|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2001, or earlier || || Game || [[Homestar Quiz]] || [[HR:quiz|play]] || 3 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 9, 2001, or earlier || || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}August 16, 2001, or earlier || || Main Page || [[Main Page 14]] || [[HR:main/14|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 22, 2001 || Wednesday || Email || [[some kinda robot]] || [[{{HR|sbe|some kinda robot}}|watch]] || 1 (DVD version) || 0:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 22, 2001 || Wednesday || Menu || Tandy 400 Menu || [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first.html view] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 19, 2001 || Wednesday || Email || [[homsar]] || [[{{HR|sbe|homsar}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:46
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 23, 2001 || || Email || [[butt IQ]] || [[{{HR|sbe|butt IQ}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}September 27, 2001 || Thursday || Email || [[homestar hair]] || [[{{HR|sbe|homestar hair}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:55
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 9, 2001 || Tuesday || Email || [[making out]] || [[{{HR|sbe|making out}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2001 || Saturday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:50
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 19, 2001 || Friday || Email || [[depressio]] || [[{{HR|sbe|depressio}}|watch]] || 1 || 0:54
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 19, 2001(?) || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Strong Sad's Secret Styles]] || [[OldHR:sadjournal/wonderyears.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2001 || Saturday || Holiday Toon || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] || [[{{HR|toon|The House That Gave Sucky Treats}}|watch]] || 5 || 4:00
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2001 || Wednesday || Email || [[halloweener]] || [[{{HR|sbe|halloweener}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
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| {{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2001 || Wednesday || Intro || [[Ween Intro]] || [[OldHR:weenintro.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
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| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2001 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || [[{{HR|toon|Some Stupid Turkey}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:39
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| {{hcount|toondate}}December 21, 2001 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Best Decemberween Ever}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:43
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| {{hcount|toondate}}2002 or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] || [[OldHR:boredgames.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 10, 2002 || Thursday || Email || [[brianrietta]] || [[{{HR|sbe|brianrietta}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 14, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[i love you]] || [[{{HR|sbe|i love you}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 21, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[trevor the vampire]] || [[{{HR|sbe|trevor the vampire}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 22, 2002 || Tuesday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[i rule]] || [[{{HR|sbe|i rule}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 4, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[credit card]] || [[{{HR|sbe|credit card}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:18
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 11, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[i she be]] || [[{{HR|sbe|i she be}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 17, 2002 || Sunday || Email || [[duck pond]] || [[{{HR|sbe|duck pond}}|watch]] || 1 || 0:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2002 || Monday || Powered by The Cheat || [[The Cheat Theme Song]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Cheat Theme Song}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2002 || Monday || Toon || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || [[{{HR|toon|Where's The Cheat?}}|watch]] || 0 || 6:18
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[the basics]] || [[{{HR|sbe|the basics}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 4, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[band names]] || [[{{HR|sbe|band names}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 4, 2002 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Scroll Button Songs]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 11, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[studying]] || [[{{HR|sbe|studying}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 18, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[stand-up]] || [[{{HR|sbe|stand-up}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 25, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[tape-leg]] || [[{{HR|sbe|tape-leg}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 28, 2002 || Thursday || Uncategorized || [[First Time Here?]] || [[HR:firsttime|watch]] || 0 || 1:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[spring cleaning]] || [[{{HR|sbe|spring cleaning}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 8, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[cartoon]] || [[{{HR|sbe|cartoon}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 9, 2002, or earlier || || Uncategorized || Homestar's Yearbook || [[OldHR:guestyear.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 11, 2002, or earlier || Thursday || Main Page || [[Main Page 15]] || [[HR:main/15|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 15, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[little animal]] || [[{{HR|sbe|little animal}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 22, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[the bird]] || [[{{HR|sbe|the bird}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 30, 2002 || Tuesday || Email || [[super powers]] || [[{{HR|sbe|super powers}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 6, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[CGNU]] || [[{{HR|sbe|CGNU}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 13, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[3 wishes]] || [[{{HR|sbe|3 wishes}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 19, 2002 || Sunday || Email || [[1 step ahead]] || [[{{HR|sbe|1 step ahead}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 27, 2002 or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Email Processing Room]] || [[OldHR:processing.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 27, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[superhero name]] || [[{{HR|sbe|superhero name}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 3, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[12:00]] || [[{{HR|sbe|12:00}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 4, 2002 or earlier || || Short || [[The Interview]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Interview}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 10, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[sugarbob]] || [[{{HR|sbe|sugarbob}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 17, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[flag day]] || [[{{HR|sbe|flag day}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 24, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[gimmicks]] || [[{{HR|sbe|gimmicks}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 24, 2002 || Monday || Menu || [[Broken Tandy Menu]] || [[OldHR:sbemailx.swf|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[weird dream]] || [[{{HR|sbe|weird dream}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1, 2002 || Monday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || [[{{HR|toon|Everybody to the Limit}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 8, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[sisters]] || [[{{HR|sbe|sisters}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2002 || Sunday || Email || [[guitar]] || [[{{HR|sbe|guitar}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2002 || Sunday || Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons|view]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2002 || Sunday || Uncategorized || [[Joy of Painting]] || [[HR:assets/toons/gifs/menu_joyofpainting.gif|watch]] || 0 || 0:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2002 || Sunday || Menu || [[Handheld Games Menu]] || [[HR:oldgames|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 22, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[dullard]] || [[{{HR|sbe|dullard}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 29, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[helium]] || [[{{HR|sbe|helium}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 5, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[property of ones]] || [[{{HR|sbe|property of ones}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2002 || Sunday || Email || [[vacation]] || [[{{HR|sbe|vacation}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2002 || Sunday || Menu || SBEmail Vacation Menu || [[OldHR:sbemail%28vacation%29.swf|view]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2002 || Sunday || (N/A) || First Postcard || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 15, 2002 || Thursday || (N/A) || Second Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 19, 2002 || Monday || (N/A) || Third Postcard || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 22, 2002(?) || Thursday || (N/A) || Fourth Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 26, 2002 || Monday || (N/A) || Fifth Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 26, 2002 || Monday || Short || [[Meet Marshie]] || [[{{HR|toon|Meet Marshie}}|watch]] || 2 || 0:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 2, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[sb_email 22]] || [[{{HR|sbe|sb_email 22}}|watch]] || 2 || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[invisibility]] || [[{{HR|sbe|invisibility}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 16, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[action figure]] || [[{{HR|sbe|action figure}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 23, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[little questions]] || [[{{HR|sbe|little questions}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 30, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[lures & jigs]] || [[{{HR|sbe|lures & jigs}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 7, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[techno]] || [[{{HR|sbe|techno}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 14, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[your friends]] || [[{{HR|sbe|your friends}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2002 || Monday || Toon || [[Parsnips A-Plenty]] || [[{{HR|toon|Parsnips A-Plenty}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[new hands]] || [[{{HR|sbe|new hands}}|watch]] || 3 || 1:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 28, 2002 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] || [[{{HR|toon|Pumpkin Carve-nival}}|watch]] || 5 || 5:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2002 || Thursday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2002 || Thursday || Email || [[ghosts]] || [[{{HR|sbe|ghosts}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 4, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[theme party]] || [[{{HR|sbe|theme party}}|watch]] || 3 || 1:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 11, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[50 emails]] || [[{{HR|sbe|50 emails}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2002 || Sunday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: The Beginning of the End || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[website]] || [[{{HR|sbe|website}}|watch]] || 3 || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2002 || Monday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Beginning of the End || [[OldHR:sadjournal/1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2002 || Saturday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Pain || [[OldHR:sadjournal/1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 25, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[island]] || [[{{HR|sbe|island}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2002 || Wednesday || Uncategorized || [[Happy T!]] || [[OldHR:happyt.swf|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 2, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[comic]] || [[{{HR|sbe|comic}}|watch]] || 4 || 1:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 2, 2002 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 1}}|watch]] || 1 || 0:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 2, 2002 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Downloads]] || [[HR:homester|view]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 9, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[morning routine]] || [[{{HR|sbe|morning routine}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[cheat talk]] || [[{{HR|sbe|cheat talk}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2002 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] || [[{{HR|toon|A Decemberween Pageant}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2002 || Monday || Menu || [[Decemberween Email Menu]] || [[OldHR:sbemailxmas.html|view]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2002 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 16]] || [[HR:main/16|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 30, 2002 || Monday || Email || [[current status]] || [[{{HR|sbe|current status}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 6, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[japanese cartoon]] || [[{{HR|sbe|japanese cartoon}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 9, 2003 || Thursday || Main Page || [[Main Page 17]] || [[HR:main/17|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 13, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[dragon]] || [[{{HR|sbe|dragon}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 20, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[marzipan]] || [[{{HR|sbe|marzipan}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 22, 2003 || Wednesday || Short || [[The System is Down]] || [[{{HR|toon|The System is Down}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 27, 2003 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Superbowl Dealie]] || [[{{HR|toon|Superbowl Dealie}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2003 || Tuesday || Email || [[huttah!]] || [[{{HR|sbe|huttah!}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 3, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[monster truck]] || [[{{HR|sbe|monster truck}}|watch]] || 3 || 1:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 3, 2003 || Monday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: From out of the darkness || [[OldHR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 4, 2003 || Tuesday || Game || [[Awexome Cross]] || [[HR:awexome|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 5, 2003 || Wednesday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Year, A New You || [[OldHR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 10, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[interview]] || [[{{HR|sbe|interview}}|watch]] || 4 || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 10, 2003 || Monday || Main Page || [[Homsar Main Page]] || [[HR:memorabilia|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 10, 2003 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 2}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 14, 2003 || Friday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Dark, Dark Day || [[OldHR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 14, 2003 || Friday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Strong Sad's Valentine Animation]] || [[HR:vday|watch]] || 0 || 0:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 16, 2003 || Sunday || Email || [[fingers]] || [[{{HR|sbe|fingers}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 20, 2003 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Post-it on my face || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 21, 2003 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Super Brave!!]] || [[Mirror:superbrave.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 24, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[english paper]] || [[{{HR|sbe|english paper}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 28, 2003 || Friday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: More Like Writer's Blecchh! || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 3, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[unused emails]] || [[{{HR|sbe|unused emails}}|watch]] || 6 || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 10, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[the show]] || [[{{HR|sbe|the show}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 13, 2003 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Weird Time || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] || [[{{HR|toon|20X6 vs. 1936}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[Arcade Game]] || [[{{HR|toon|Arcade Game}}|watch]] || 3 || 1:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2003 || Monday || Game || [[TROGDOR!]] || [[OldHR:trogdor-canvas|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 24, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[autobiography]] || [[{{HR|sbe|autobiography}}|watch]] || 4 || 2:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[caper]] || [[{{HR|sbe|caper}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:49
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2003 || Tuesday || Short || [[King of Townmail]] || [[HR:kingmail|watch]] || 0 || 0:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2003 || Tuesday || Game || [[Revenge of the King]] || [[HR:kinggame|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2003 || Tuesday || Main Page || [[King of Town Main Page]] || [[HR:mainking|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2003 || Tuesday || Intro || [[King of Town Intro]] || [[{{HR|toon|kingintro}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 8, 2003 || Tuesday || Short || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] || [[{{HR|toon|Lookin at a Thing in a Bag}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 14, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[personal favorites]] || [[{{HR|sbe|personal favorites}}|watch]] || 6 || 2:21
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 21, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[big white face]] || [[{{HR|sbe|big white face}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 28, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[2 emails]] || [[{{HR|sbe|2 emails}}|watch]] || 4 || 2:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 5, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[crazy cartoon]] || [[{{HR|sbe|crazy cartoon}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2003 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 3}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 19, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[mascot]] || [[{{HR|sbe|mascot}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 26, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[privileges]] || [[{{HR|sbe|privileges}}|watch]] || 4 || 2:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 26, 2003 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 18]] || [[HR:main/18|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 2, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[funny]] || [[{{HR|sbe|funny}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2003, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[404'd]] || [[OldHR:404error.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 7, 2003 || Saturday || Uncategorized || [[Field Day Intro]] || [[OldHR:fieldday.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 9, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[sibbie]] || [[{{HR|sbe|sibbie}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 9, 2003 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}''ca.'' June 9, 2003 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Index Page]] || [[HR:|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 16, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[suntan]] || [[{{HR|sbe|suntan}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 23, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[Ballad of The Sneak]] || [[{{HR|toon|Ballad of The Sneak}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 23, 2003 || Monday || Game || [[Population: Tire]] || [[HR:pop-tire|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[anything]] || [[{{HR|sbe|anything}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 7, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[the process]] || [[{{HR|sbe|the process}}|watch]] || 7 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Menu || [[Character Videos]] || [[HR:characters2|view]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Homestar Runner's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-hs|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Strong Bad's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-sb|watch]] || 0 || 1:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[The Cheat's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-cheat|watch]] || 0 || 0:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Strong Mad's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-sm|watch]] || 0 || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Strong Sad's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-ss|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Pom Pom's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-pp|watch]] || 0 || 0:49
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Marzipan's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-marzy|watch]] || 0 || 0:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Coach Z's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-cz|watch]] || 0 || 0:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Bubs's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-bubs|watch]] || 0 || 0:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[The King of Town's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-kot|watch]] || 0 || 0:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[The Poopsmith's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-poop|watch]] || 0 || 0:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2003 || Monday || Character Video || [[Homsar's Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr-homsar|watch]] || 0 || 0:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 21, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[stunt double]] || [[{{HR|sbe|stunt double}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 4, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] || [[{{HR|toon|Mr. Shmallow (toon)}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[date]] || [[{{HR|sbe|date}}|watch]] || 5 || 3:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2003 || Monday || Game || [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] || [[OldHR:datingsim.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 25, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[impression]] || [[{{HR|sbe|impression}}|watch]] || 4 || 3:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 1, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[labor day]] || [[{{HR|sbe|labor day}}|watch]] || 4 || 2:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 8, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[kids' book]] || [[{{HR|sbe|kids' book}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 8, 2003 || Monday || Book || [[Strumstar Hammer]] || [[OldHR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2003 || Monday || Menu || Teen Girl Squad Menu || [[OldHR:tgsmenu.html|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2003 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 4}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 22, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[2 years]] || [[{{HR|sbe|2 years}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 29, 2003 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Everybody Knows It]] || [[{{HR|toon|Everybody Knows It}}|watch]] || 3 || 0:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 6, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[no loafing]] || [[{{HR|sbe|no loafing}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[mile]] || [[{{HR|sbe|mile}}|watch]] || 5 || 2:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2003 || Monday || Short || [[Malloween Commercial]] || [[{{HR|toon|Malloween Commercial}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2003 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Punkin Stencils]]: Original Version || [[OldHR:stencils.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 28, 2003 || Tuesday || Game || [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]] || [[HR:weengame|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2003 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || [[{{HR|toon|3 Times Halloween Funjob}}|watch]] || 11 || 6:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2003 || Wednesday || Puppet Stuff || Seriously!! || [[OldHR:tennis.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 3, 2003 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costume Commentary]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan Costume Commentary}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[couch patch]] || [[{{HR|sbe|couch patch}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[local news]] || [[{{HR|sbe|local news}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2003 || Monday || Powered by The Cheat || [[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]] || [[YouTube:mS3ixBHjT28|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 25, 2003 || Tuesday || Email || [[colonization]] || [[{{HR|sbe|colonization}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2003, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 1, 2003 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2}}|watch]] || 0 || 5:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 10, 2003 || Wednesday || Email || [[caffeine]] || [[{{HR|sbe|caffeine}}|watch]] || 6 || 2:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 12, 2003 || Friday || Main Page || [[Main Page 19]] || [[HR:main/19|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 15, 2003 || Monday || Email || [[kind of cool]] || [[{{HR|sbe|kind of cool}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}2003 or 2004 || || Uncategorized || [[Where the Crap Are We?]] || [[Mirror:egg.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}2003 or 2004 || || Uncategorized || [[Kick The Cheat (game)]] || [[OldHR:kickcheat.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 5, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[army]] || [[{{HR|sbe|army}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[video games]] || [[{{HR|sbe|video games}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Secret Collect.]] || [[HR:sbcollect|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[StrongBadZone]] || [[HR:sbzone|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Thy Dungeonman]] || [[HR:dungeonman|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 12, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[RhinoFeeder]] || [[HR:rhinofeeder|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 17, 2004, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Email]] || [[HR:email|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 17, 2004, or earlier || || Uncategorized || [[Email FAQ]] || [[Mirror:20050213_Email_FAQ.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 19, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[the bet]] || [[{{HR|sbe|the bet}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 26, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[lackey]] || [[{{HR|sbe|lackey}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 2, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Pigs on Head]] || [[HR:pigsonhead|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 9, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[monument]] || [[{{HR|sbe|monument}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 16, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[stupid stuff]] || [[{{HR|sbe|stupid stuff}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 23, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[different town]] || [[{{HR|sbe|different town}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 23, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Thy Dungeonman II]] || [[HR:thydungeonman2|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 1, 2004 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 5}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 8, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Time]] || [[{{HR|toon|Puppet Time}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 8, 2004 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 16, 2004 || Tuesday || Uncategorized || [[Sbemail 100 Fakeout]] || [[HR:sbemail100|watch]] || 0 || 0:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 16, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[flashback]] || [[{{HR|sbe|flashback}}|watch]] || 8 || 5:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 22, 2004 || Monday || Toon || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || [[{{HR|toon|Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon}}|watch]] || 0 || 6:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2004 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Under Construction]] || [[{{HR|toon|Under Construction}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 4, 2004 || Sunday || Main Page || [[Main Page 20]] || [[HR:main/20|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 7, 2004 || Wednesday || Powered by The Cheat || [[New Boots]] || [[{{HR|toon|New Boots}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 20, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[car]] || [[{{HR|sbe|car}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 26, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[lunch special]] || [[{{HR|sbe|lunch special}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 3, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[haircut]] || [[{{HR|sbe|haircut}}|watch]] || 5 || 2:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2004 || Monday || Short || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] || [[{{HR|toon|Cheat Commandos (toon)}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 24, 2004 || Monday || Short || [[The Cheatar]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Cheatar}}|watch]] || 2 || 0:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 24, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] || [[{{HR|toon|Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 25, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[theme park]] || [[{{HR|sbe|theme park}}|watch]] || 4 || 4:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 31, 2004 || Monday || Short || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] || [[{{HR|toon|Cheat Commandos...O's}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 31, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] || [[{{HR|toon|Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 7, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] || [[{{HR|toon|Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 8, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[replacement]] || [[{{HR|sbe|replacement}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 16, 2004 || Wednesday || Main Page || [[Main Page 21]] || [[HR:main/21|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 21, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[dangeresque 3]] || [[{{HR|sbe|dangeresque 3}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 22, 2004 || Tuesday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Crazy Cartoon]] || [[{{HR|sbe|crazy cartoon}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 29, 2004 || Tuesday || Short || [[Senor Mortgage]] || [[{{HR|toon|Senor Mortgage}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 5, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[cheatday]] || [[{{HR|sbe|cheatday}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Menu || [[Decemberween in July]] || [[{{HR|toon|Decemberween in July}}|view]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[That Time of Year]] || [[{{HR|toon|dween_kidsbook}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] || [[{{HR|toon|dween_cakes}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar and the Nice Present]] || [[OldHR:dween_puppet1.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] || [[OldHR:dween_puppet2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 13, 2004 || Tuesday || Short || [[Experimental Film]] || [[{{HR|toon|Experimental Film}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 19, 2004 || Monday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Seasonal Sweaters]] || [[{{HR|toon|seasonalsweaters}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 19, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[pom pom]] || [[{{HR|sbe|pom pom}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 19, 2004 || Monday || Short || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || [[{{HR|toon|Peasant's Quest Preview}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 26, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[crying]] || [[{{HR|sbe|crying}}|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 29, 2004 || Thursday || Menu || [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] || [[HR:games|view]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 29, 2004 || Thursday || Menu || [[Handheld Games Menu|Handheld Old Games Menu]] || [[HR:oldgames|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 29, 2004 || Thursday || Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu|New Remote TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 2, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Peasant's Quest]] || [[HR:disk4of12|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 2, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Hallrunner]] || [[HR:hallrunner|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 5, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Long Time || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 9, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[for kids]] || [[{{HR|sbe|for kids}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 12, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Dr Scholls? || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 16, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[other days]] || [[{{HR|sbe|other days}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 19, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: The Curse of Keen Eyes || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 23, 2004 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 7}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 23, 2004 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 26, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: History Lesson Part II || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 30, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[old comics]] || [[{{HR|sbe|old comics}}|watch]] || 5 || 2:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 30, 2004 || Monday || Game || [[Duck Guardian One]] || [[HR:duckguard1|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 6, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Labor Dabor]] || [[{{HR|toon|Labor Dabor}}|watch]] || 5 || 1:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2004 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Dinner for One || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[pizzaz]] || [[{{HR|sbe|pizzaz}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 20, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[the facts]] || [[{{HR|sbe|the facts}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2004 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Shopping For Danger]] || [[{{HR|toon|Shopping For Danger}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 4, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[time capsule]] || [[{{HR|sbe|time capsule}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 11, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[extra plug]] || [[{{HR|sbe|extra plug}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 14, 2004 || Thursday || Uncategorized || [[Punkin Stencils]]: Pumpkin Patch || [[Mirror:20041014_ween_stencils.html|watch]] || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 18, 2004 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[That a Ghost]] || [[{{HR|toon|That a Ghost}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2004 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || [[{{HR|toon|Homestar vs. Little Girl 2}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2004 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Fairstival]] || [[{{HR|toon|Halloween Fairstival}}|watch]] || 8 || 6:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 8, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[montage]] || [[{{HR|sbe|montage}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc One]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[Greeting Cards]] || || 0 || 1:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[E-mail Birds]] || || 0 || 1:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || Email || [[Videro Games]] || || 1 || 1:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Email Intros]] || || 0 || 8:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Scroll Button Songs (video)]] || || 0 || 1:29
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Trogdor (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Nite Mamas (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 2:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Fhqwhgads (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Secret Song (video)]] || || 0 || 1:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Moving Very Slowly (video)]] || || 0 || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] || || 1 || 2:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Some Puppet Stuff]] || || 0 || 3:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Sample of Style]] || [[youtube:jlYK8GJDkH4|watch]] || 0 || 4:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Making of Email 100]] || || 1 || 3:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[The Cheatar (making of)]] || || 0 || 0:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Sketchbook (video)]] || || 0 || 7:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[3D Menu Screen Tests]] || || 2 || 0:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Day at the Park]] || || 0 || 0:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 9, 2004 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Some Extras]] || || 0 || 3:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 15, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[virus]] || [[{{HR|sbe|virus}}|watch]] || 6 || 4:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 22, 2004 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Broken Compy Menu]] || [[Mirror:20041122_Broken_Compy_Menu.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 29, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[animal]] || [[{{HR|sbe|animal}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 5, 2004 || Sunday || Main Page || [[Main Page 22]] || [[HR:main/22|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 13, 2004 || Monday || Email || [[radio]] || [[{{HR|sbe|radio}}|watch]] || 5 || 4:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2004 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Snowglobe]] || [[{{HR|toon|Snowglobe}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 20, 2004 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || [[{{HR|toon|Homestar Presents: Presents}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 3, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[part-time job]] || [[{{HR|sbe|part-time job}}|watch]] || 4 || 3:18
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 10, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[dreamail]] || [[{{HR|sbe|dreamail}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 14, 2005 || Friday || Game || [[50K Racewalker]] || [[HR:racewalk|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 17, 2005 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 8}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 31, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[origins]] || [[{{HR|sbe|origins}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 6, 2005 || Sunday || Video Stuff || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || [[{{HR|toon|Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 14, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[secret recipes]] || [[{{HR|sbe|secret recipes}}|watch]] || 4 || 4:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 15, 2005 || Tuesday || Uncategorized || [[FAQ]] || [[HR:faq|read]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 22, 2005 || Tuesday || Email || [[rock opera]] || [[{{HR|sbe|rock opera}}|watch]] || 4 || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 8, 2005 || Tuesday || Email || [[best thing]] || [[{{HR|sbe|best thing}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 14, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || [[{{HR|toon|Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 21, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Levels 1, 2 and 3 || [[HR:stinkogame|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 28, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[long pants]] || [[{{HR|sbe|long pants}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2005 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]] || [[{{HR|toon|HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!}}|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2005 || Friday || Teen Girl Squad || Teen Girl Squad Issue 8½ || [[OldHR:tgsample.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 11, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[rampage]] || [[{{HR|sbe|rampage}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 18, 2005 || Monday || Short || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Li'l Brudder Show}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 26, 2005 || Tuesday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 26, 2005 || Tuesday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 4 || [[HR:stinkogame|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 2, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[garage sale]] || [[{{HR|sbe|garage sale}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:28
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 9, 2005 || Monday || Toon || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || [[{{HR|toon|Bug In Mouth Disease}}|watch]] || 0 || 5:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 9, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 5 || [[HR:stinkogame|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 16, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[do over]] || [[{{HR|sbe|do over}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 16, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 6 || [[HR:stinkogame|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 23, 2005 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Yahoo Store]] || [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/ archives] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 23, 2005 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Store Thank You Messages]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || 1:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 30, 2005 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Senorial Day]] || [[{{HR|toon|Senorial Day}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 6, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[boring (really)]] || [[{{HR|sbe|boring (really)}}|watch]] || 4 || 4:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 20, 2005 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 9}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 24, 2005 || Friday || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || [[{{HR|toon|Biz Cas Fri 1}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 27, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[modeling]] || [[{{HR|sbe|modeling}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 1, 2005 || Friday || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || [[{{HR|toon|Biz Cas Fri 2}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 4, 2005 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Fireworks]] || [[{{HR|toon|Happy Fireworks}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 4, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 7 || [[HR:stinkogame|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 8, 2005 || Friday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] || [[{{HR|toon|Puppet Jam: Mission Control}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 11, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[bottom 10]] || [[{{HR|sbe|bottom 10}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[record book]] || [[{{HR|sbe|record book}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Four]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[Family Resemblence]] || || 1 || 2:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Real-Live E-Mails]] || || 1 || 3:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Puppets on the Road]] || || 0 || 8:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]] || || 0 || 2:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Sample of Style Too]] || [[youtube:kZaK-TAiv8M|watch]] || 0 || 4:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]] || || 0 || 3:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] || [[youtube:ZhzJO6_SVeM|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Grumblecakes (video)]] || [[youtube:GmnTpAAWvzY|watch]] || 0 || 2:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 2:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Rock Opera (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 1, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level -0 || [[HR:stinkogame|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 5, 2005 || Friday || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || [[{{HR|toon|Biz Cas Fri 3}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 8, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[lady...ing]] || [[{{HR|sbe|lady...ing}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 15, 2005 || Monday || Toon || [[Cool Things]] || [[{{HR|toon|Cool Things}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 17, 2005 || Wednesday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Stats n' Stumps || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 22, 2005 || Monday || Toon || [[A Folky Tale]] || [[{{HR|toon|A Folky Tale}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 25, 2005 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Curious Email || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 1, 2005 || Thursday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Parade on my Rain || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 5, 2005 || Monday || Short || [[Trogdor Con '97]] || [[{{HR|toon|Trogdor Con '97}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 5, 2005 || Monday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 9 || [[HR:stinkogame|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 9, 2005 || Friday || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Working For the Weak-End? || [[OldHR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2005 || Tuesday || Short || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || [[{{HR|toon|Commandos in the Classroom}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 19, 2005 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 23]] || [[HR:main/23|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 26, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[geddup noise]] || [[{{HR|sbe|geddup noise}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 3, 2005 || Monday || Short || [[Sick Day]] || [[{{HR|toon|Sick Day}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 10, 2005 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 10}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 17, 2005 || Monday || Short || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] || [[{{HR|toon|Strong Bad is a Bad Guy}}|watch]] || 2 || 1:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 24, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[bedtime story]] || [[{{HR|sbe|bedtime story}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 1, 2005 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || [[{{HR|toon|Halloween Potion-ma-jig}}|watch]] || 8 || 6:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 7, 2005 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[More Fan Costumes]] || [[{{HR|toon|More Fan Costumes}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[space program]] || [[{{HR|sbe|space program}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 6 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]] || || 0 || 0:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]] || || 0 || 1:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]] || || 0 || 2:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Bubslegum Comics]] || || 0 || 1:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Exaggerations]] || || 0 || 2:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[From the Vault]] || || 1 || 2:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]] || || 0 || 3:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Your Hair is Messed Up]] || || 0 || 1:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Peasant's Quest Animatic]] || || 0 || 2:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[An Open Forum]] || || 1 || 0:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 14, 2005 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Here's How We Made It]] || || 0 || 1:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 21, 2005 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fall Float Parade]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fall Float Parade}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:28
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 28, 2005 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] || [[{{HR|toon|Homestar vs. Other Little Girl}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 5, 2005 || Monday || Email || [[portrait]] || [[{{HR|sbe|portrait}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 8, 2006 || Sunday || Email || [[high school]] || [[{{HR|sbe|high school}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 13, 2006 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Trogday]] || [[{{HR|toon|Happy Trogday}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:49
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 16, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[death metal]] || [[{{HR|sbe|death metal}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 25, 2006 || Wednesday || Email || [[secret identity]] || [[{{HR|sbe|secret identity}}|watch]] || 4 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 30, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[technology]] || [[{{HR|sbe|technology}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 30, 2006 || Monday || Menu || [[Podstar Runner]] || [[Podstar:|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 6, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[narrator]] || [[{{HR|sbe|narrator}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 13, 2006 || Monday || Short || [[500 The Cheats]] || [[{{HR|toon|500 The Cheats}}|watch]] || 1 || 0:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 13, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[myths & legends]] || [[{{HR|sbe|myths & legends}}|watch]] || 5 || 2:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 20, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[pop-up]] || [[{{HR|sbe|pop-up}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 27, 2006 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 28, 2006 || Tuesday || Uncategorized || [[Flashforward]] || || 0 || 1:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 6, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[lady fan]] || [[{{HR|sbe|lady fan}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 13, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[disconnected]] || [[{{HR|sbe|disconnected}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 21, 2006 || Tuesday || Email || [[candy product]] || [[{{HR|sbe|candy product}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 27, 2006 || Monday || Short || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || [[{{HR|toon|Sbemail 150?!?}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 4, 2006 || Tuesday || Email || [[alternate universe]] || [[{{HR|sbe|alternate universe}}|watch]] || 2 || 5:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 24, 2006 || Monday || Game || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || [[HR:dman3|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 3, 2006 || Wednesday || Email || [[senior prom]] || [[{{HR|sbe|senior prom}}|watch]] || 4 || 4:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 16, 2006 || Tuesday || Email || [[isp]] || [[{{HR|sbe|isp}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 3, 2006 || Monday || Toon || [[Weclome Back]] || [[{{HR|toon|Weclome Back}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 10, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[redesign]] || [[{{HR|sbe|redesign}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 10, 2006 || Monday || Game || [[Kid Speedy]] || [[HR:kidspeedy|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2006 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 11}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:32
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2006 || Monday || Game || Kid Speedy version 1.new || [[HR:kidspeedy|play]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2006 || Tuesday || Short || [[Summer Short Shorts]] || [[{{HR|toon|Summer Short Shorts}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 25, 2006 || Tuesday || Puppet Stuff || Homestar vs. Very Very Little Girl || [[OldHR:shortshorts_little.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 31, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[keep cool]] || [[{{HR|sbe|keep cool}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 7, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[theme song]] || [[{{HR|sbe|theme song}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 14, 2006 || Monday || Short || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || [[{{HR|toon|No Hands On Deck!}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 21, 2006 || Monday || Toon || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || [[{{HR|toon|Strongest Man in the World}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 4, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[road trip]] || [[{{HR|sbe|road trip}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:18
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 11, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[trading cards]] || [[{{HR|sbe|trading cards}}|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 18, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[cliffhangers]] || [[{{HR|sbe|cliffhangers}}|watch]] || 3 || 1:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 25, 2006 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Lappynapped!]] || [[OldHR:lappynapped.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 2, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[retirement|retirement A]] || [[{{HR|sbe|retirement}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 3, 2006 || Tuesday || Email || [[retirement|retirement B]] || [[{{HR|sbe|retirement}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 9, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[retirement|retirement (combined)]] || [[{{HR|sbe|retirement}}|watch]] || 8 || 6:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 22, 2006 || Sunday || Email || [[coloring]] || [[{{HR|sbe|coloring}}|watch]] || 5 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 22, 2006 || Sunday || Uncategorized || [[Limozeen Coloring Book|1989 Limozeen "Ladies, We're Staying In Room 302 At The Ramada" Tour Coloring Book]] || [[OldHR:limo_coloringbook.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || DVD Exclusive || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || DVD Exclusive || [[Why Come Only One Girl?]] || || 1 || 4:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello#Everything Else Vol. 2 Version|In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene: Michael Stipe Impression]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || Game || [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || DVD Exclusive || [[Halloween Awards Show]] || [[youtube:wMGjLt08nOM|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2006 || Friday || DVD Exclusive || [[Flash's 10th Birthday]] || [[HR:flashday|watch]] || 0 || 1:29
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2006 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || [[{{HR|toon|Happy Hallow-day}}|watch]] || 5 || 5:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 6, 2006 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan Costumes '06}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 13, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[4 branches]] || [[{{HR|sbe|4 branches}}|watch]] || 4 || 4:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 21, 2006 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || [[{{HR|toon|Let us give TANKS!}}|watch]] || 2 || 5:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 4, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[the chair]] || [[{{HR|sbe|the chair}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 11, 2006 || Monday || Email || [[what i want]] || [[{{HR|sbe|what i want}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:29
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 18, 2006 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || [[{{HR|toon|Decemberween Short Shorts}}|watch]] || 0 || 6:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 22, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[looking old]] || [[{{HR|sbe|looking old}}|watch]] || 4 || 4:18
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Menu || [[Viidelectrix]] || [[Videlectrix:vii|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Game || [[StrongBadZone]] (Viidelectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/sbzone.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Game || [[Secret Collect.]] (Viidelectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/secret.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Game || [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII || [[Videlectrix:vii/ks.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2007 || Sunday || Game || [[Population: Tire]] (Viidelectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/pop_tire.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 29, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[strong badathlon]] || [[{{HR|sbe|strong badathlon}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 5, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[unnatural]] || [[{{HR|sbe|unnatural}}|watch]] || 5 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 12, 2007 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 12}}|watch]] || 4 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 12, 2007 || Monday || Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu|New Stuff TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 20, 2007 || Tuesday || Email || [[the movies]] || [[{{HR|sbe|the movies}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 26, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]] || [[{{HR|toon|The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 5, 2007 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 12, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[your funeral]] || [[{{HR|sbe|your funeral}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 12, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[TROGDOR!]] (Viidelectrix) || || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 12, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[Duck Guardian One]] (Viidelectrix) || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 19, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[Drive-Thru]] || [[{{HR|toon|Drive-Thru}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 26, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[An Important Rap Song]] || [[{{HR|toon|An Important Rap Song}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 9, 2007 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]] || [[OldHR:eggs.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 9, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[from work]] || [[{{HR|sbe|from work}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 16, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[rough copy]] || [[{{HR|sbe|rough copy}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 24, 2007 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Date Nite]] || [[{{HR|toon|Date Nite}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 26, 2007 || Thursday || Email || [[Accent]] || || 0 || 3:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 30, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] || [[{{HR|toon|Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 7, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[underlings]] || [[{{HR|sbe|underlings}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 15, 2007 || Tuesday || Toon || [[DNA Evidence]] || [[{{HR|toon|DNA Evidence}}|watch]] || 2 || 5:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 21, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[more armies]] || [[{{HR|sbe|more armies}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 28, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[One Two, One Two]] || [[{{HR|toon|One Two, One Two}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:31
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 28, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[MixMastah 800]] || [[OldHR:onetwomixer.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Email Intros, Part Two]] || || 0 || 6:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[160 Seconds]] || || 0 || 3:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Space Program Alternate Take]] || || 0 || 1:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 5, 2007 || Tuesday || DVD Exclusive || [[Alternate Universe Video]] || || 0 || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 11, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[the paper]] || [[{{HR|sbe|the paper}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 18, 2007 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 13}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 26, 2007 || Tuesday || Short || [[Ever and More]] || [[{{HR|toon|Ever and More}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 16, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[Where's an Egg?]] || [[HR:wheresanegg|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 24, 2007 || Tuesday || Main Page || [[Main Page 24]] || [[HR:main/24|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 7, 2007 || Tuesday || Short || [[Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar]] || [[{{HR|toon|Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 13, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[mini-golf]] || [[{{HR|sbe|mini-golf}}|watch]] || 4 || 4:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 20, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[concert]] || [[{{HR|sbe|concert}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 27, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[hygiene]] || [[{{HR|sbe|hygiene}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 3, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[original]] || [[{{HR|sbe|original}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 10, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[bike thief]] || [[{{HR|sbe|bike thief}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 17, 2007 || Monday || Short || [[Limozeen vs. sloshy]] || [[{{HR|toon|Limozeen vs. sloshy}}|watch]] || 1 || 6:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 24, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[pizza joint]] || [[{{HR|sbe|pizza joint}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 1, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[slumber party]] || [[{{HR|sbe|slumber party}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 8, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[web comics]] || [[{{HR|sbe|web comics}}|watch]] || 4 || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 8, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[Make-O Your Own Stinko]] || [[HR:stinko-comic|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 15, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[business trip]] || [[{{HR|sbe|business trip}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 22, 2007 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Punkin Stencils]]: Conveyor Belt || [[OldHR:punkin2007.swf|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 22, 2007 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] || [[{{HR|toon|Marshie vs. Little Girl}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2007 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]] || [[OldHR:ween07_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2007 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Jibblies 2]] || [[{{HR|toon|Jibblies 2}}|watch]] || 8 || 6:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 5, 2007 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '07]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan Costumes '07}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2007 || Monday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Rap Song]] || [[{{HR|toon|Rap Song}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2007 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[Everything Else, Volume 3]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2007 || Monday || Toon || [[The Limozeen Advantage]] || || 0 || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2007 || Monday || Game || [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|Where's The Cheat?]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 19, 2007 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Toikey TV]] || [[{{HR|toon|Toikey TV}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2007 || Tuesday || Email || [[yes, wrestling]] || [[{{HR|sbe|yes, wrestling}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 3, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[diorama]] || [[{{HR|sbe|diorama}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 10, 2007 || Monday || Email || [[nightlife]] || [[{{HR|sbe|nightlife}}|watch]] || 4 || 4:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 17, 2007 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Dethemberween]] || [[{{HR|toon|Happy Dethemberween}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 7, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[environment]] || [[{{HR|sbe|environment}}|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 14, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Trogday 08]] || [[{{HR|toon|Trogday 08}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 21, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[winter pool]] || [[{{HR|sbe|winter pool}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 28, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[fan club]] || [[{{HR|sbe|fan club}}|watch]] || 5 || 4:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 3, 2008 || Sunday || Holiday Toon || [[Sloshybowl]] || [[{{HR|toon|Sloshybowl}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:33
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 4, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[pet show]] || [[{{HR|sbe|pet show}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 11, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] || [[{{HR|toon|Sickly Sam's Big Outing}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 19, 2008 || Tuesday || Email || [[licensed]] || [[{{HR|sbe|licensed}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2008 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 29, 2008 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || [[{{HR|toon|Non_Sequitur Champion}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 3, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[buried]] || [[{{HR|sbe|buried}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 10, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] || [[{{HR|toon|Blubb-O's Commercial}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Limozeen Live (practice)]] || [[{{HR|toon|Limozeen Live (practice)}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 24, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Rotten Eggs]] || [[{{HR|toon|Rotten Eggs}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[shapeshifter]] || [[{{HR|sbe|shapeshifter}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:07
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2008 || Tuesday || YouTube || [[Strong Bad Gameways]] || [[YouTube:3uSyK2RdlUY|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 7, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[rated]] || [[{{HR|sbe|rated}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 10, 2008 || Thursday || New Stuff || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] || [[OldHR:sbcg4ap.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 10, 2008 || Thursday || Game Trailer || [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] || [http://www.telltalegames.com/images/flash/strongbad_gameplay_trailer.swf watch] || 0 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 14, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 21, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[specially marked]] || [[{{HR|sbe|specially marked}}|watch]] || 3 || 3:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 5, 2008 || Monday || New Stuff || [[Workin' on the Game]] || [[OldHR:gamework.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 12, 2008 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 14}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 26, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[love poems]] || [[{{HR|sbe|love poems}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 9, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Play Date]] || [[{{HR|toon|Play Date}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 16, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Somber Vacation]] || [[{{HR|toon|Somber Vacation}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 28, 2008 || Saturday || Endorsement || [[Respectably French!]] || [[youtube:40YAsF1_9pU|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[The Baloneyman]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Baloneyman}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 14, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[hiding]] || [[{{HR|sbe|hiding}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 21, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[your edge]] || [[{{HR|sbe|your edge}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 22, 2008 || Tuesday || Uncategorized || [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]] || || (N/A) || 0:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 28, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Next Epi-Snowed}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[Homestar Ruiner]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[magic trick]] || [[{{HR|sbe|magic trick}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2008 || Monday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Trudgemank]] || [[{{HR|toon|Trudgemank}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2008 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]] || [[Youtube:-2YKuzLGmto|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 25, 2008 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 25]] || [[HR:main/25|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 31, 2008 || Sunday || Uncategorized || [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition]] || [[Youtube:ldmzU-8QYHUl|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 8, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[being mean]] || [[{{HR|sbe|being mean}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[Strong Badia the Free]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Place Ya Bets!]] || [[{{HR|toon|Place Ya Bets!}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 19, 2008 || Friday || Short || [[Sbemail 200 Fakeout]] || [[HR:sbemail200|watch]] || 1 || 0:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 23, 2008 || Tuesday || Email || [[email thunder]] || [[{{HR|sbe|email thunder}}|watch]] || 9 || 5:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 23, 2008 || Tuesday || Hremail || [[Hremail 49]] || [[OldHR:hremail49.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 23, 2008 || Tuesday || Hremail || [[Hremail 24]] || [[OldHR:hremail24.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2008 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]] || [[Youtube:mmHElzMl78M|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2008 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]] (Extended Cut) || || (N/A) || 8:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Costume Commercial]] || [[{{HR|toon|Costume Commercial}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser]] || [[OldHR:ween08_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2008 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Baddest of the Bands Promo]] || || (N/A) || 3:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[Baddest of the Bands]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2008 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Most in the Graveyard]] || [[{{HR|toon|Most in the Graveyard}}|watch]] || 9 || 6:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '08]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan Costumes '08}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2008 || Monday || Puppet Stuff || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || [[{{HR|toon|Dangeresque: Puppet Squad}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 24, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Twenty THANXty Six]] || [[{{HR|toon|Twenty THANXty Six}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 24, 2008 || Monday || DVD Exclusive || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Six]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 24, 2008 || Monday || Email || [[Comic Book Movie]] || || 0 || 3:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 1, 2008 || Monday || Game || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] || [[HR:dangeresque|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 8, 2008 || Monday || Short || [[Coach Z's 110%]] || [[{{HR|toon|Coach Z's 110%}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:42
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 15, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Hooked on Decemberween]] || [[{{HR|toon|Hooked on Decemberween}}|watch]] || 0 || 6:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 15, 2008 || Monday || SBCG4AP || [[8-Bit is Enough]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 22, 2008 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[A Death Defying Decemberween]] || [[{{HR|toon|A Death Defying Decemberween}}|watch]] || 0 || 5:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2008 || Tuesday || Uncategorized || [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] || [[Youtube:IgMCHEW64YU|watch]] || (N/A) || 5:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 26, 2009 || Monday || Hremail || [[Hremail 62]] || [[{{HR|toon|Hremail62}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 2, 2009 || Monday || Hremail || [[Hremail 2000]] || [[{{HR|toon|Hremail2000}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 9, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Best Caper Ever]] || [[{{HR|toon|Best Caper Ever}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 16, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[4 Gregs]] || [[{{HR|toon|4 Gregs}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 2, 2009 || Monday || Marzipan's Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:42
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 10, 2009 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Career Day]] || [[{{HR|toon|Career Day}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 17, 2009 || Tuesday || Toon || [[Kick-A-Ball]] || [[{{HR|toon|Kick-A-Ball}}|watch]] || 1 || 5:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 30, 2009 || Monday || New Stuff || [[Sbemailiarized!]] || [[OldHR:sbemailiarized.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2009 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[April Fool 09]] || [[{{HR|toon|April Fool 09}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 6, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Donut Unto Others]] || [[{{HR|toon|Donut Unto Others}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 19, 2009 || Sunday || Short || [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || [[{{HR|toon|Where U Goin' 2?}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 27, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Pistols for Pandas]] || [[{{HR|toon|Pistols for Pandas}}|watch]] || 1 || 2:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2009 || Monday || Hremail || [[Hremail 7]] || [[{{HR|toon|Hremail7}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:51
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 11, 2009 || Monday || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] || [[{{HR|tgs|Teen Girl Squad Issue 15}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 18, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[79 Seconds Left]] || [[{{HR|toon|79 Seconds Left}}|watch]] || 3 || 0:79
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 1, 2009 || Monday || Toon || [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]] || [[{{HR|toon|Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 8, 2009 || Monday || Toon || [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] || [[{{HR|toon|Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2}}|watch]] || 2 || 5:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 30, 2009 || Tuesday || Email/Hremail || [[Hremail 3184]] || [[{{HR|sbe|hremail 3184}}|watch]] || 2 || 5:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 5, 2009 || Sunday || Short || [[Loading Screens]] || [[{{HR|toon|Loading Screens}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 13, 2009 || Monday || Email || [[imaginary]] || [[{{HR|sbe|imaginary}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 27, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] || [[{{HR|toon|Where My Hat Is At? (toon)}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[Compy Catalog]] || [[{{HR|toon|Compy Catalog}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 10, 2009 || Monday || Email || [[independent]] || [[{{HR|sbe|independent}}|watch]] || 2 || 5:20
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2009 || Monday || Short || [[On Break]] || [[{{HR|toon|On Break}}|watch]] || 2 || 2:24
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 1, 2009 || Tuesday || Email || [[dictionary]] || [[{{HR|sbe|dictionary}}|watch]] || 6 || 3:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 15, 2009 || Tuesday || Puppet Stuff || [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 28, 2009 || Monday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Crystal Fortress]] || [[{{HR|toon|Crystal Fortress}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2009 || Monday || Email || [[videography]] || [[{{HR|sbe|videography}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 5, 2009 || Monday || YouTube || [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]] || [[YouTube:_Z-C8NU3SVM|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 12, 2009 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Punkin Stencils]]: Homestar Commentary || [[OldHR:ween_stencils.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 19, 2009 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Decomposing Pumpkins]] || [[{{HR|toon|Decomposing Pumpkin}}|watch]] || 1 || 1:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 26, 2009 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser]] || [[OldHR:ween09_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2009 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] || [[{{HR|toon|Doomy Tales of the Macabre}}|watch]] || 10 || 5:57
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 8, 2009 || Sunday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '09]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan Costumes '09}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2009 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Punkin Show]] || [[{{HR|toon|Punkin Show}}|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 31, 2010 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Xeriouxly Forxe]] || [[{{HR|toon|Xeriouxly Forxe}}|watch]] || 0 || 0:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 12, 2010 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 26]] || [[HR:main/26|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 3, 2010 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Make a Scene with Telltale at PAX 2010]] || [[Youtube:wHFZ-Ecd_ek|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 22, 2010 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 14, 2010 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] || [[{{HR|toon|A Decemberween Mackerel}}|watch]] || 2 || 6:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 22, 2010 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Which Ween Costumes?]] || [[{{HR|toon|Which Ween Costumes?}}|watch]] || 8 || 2:40
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 18, 2013 || Thursday || Uncategorized || [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013]] || [[Youtube:U0m-k6qZMx8|watch]] || 0 || 6:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2014 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[April Fool 2014]] || [[{{HR|toon|April Fool 2014}}|watch]] || 3 || 4:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 11, 2014 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 11 Jul 2014]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 11, 2014 || Thursday || Endorsement || [[Dad's Garage Celebrity Endorsement Kickstarter Video]] || [[youtube:F0aPnriuRwQ|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 3, 2014 || Friday || Powered by The Cheat || [[Fish Eye Lens]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fish Eye Lens}}|watch]] || 2 || 3:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2014 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Safety]] || [[{{HR|toon|Halloween Safety}}|watch]] || 3 || 0:76
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2014 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[I Killed Pom Pom]] || [[{{HR|toon|I Killed Pom Pom}}|watch]] || 7 || 7:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 5, 2014 || Friday || YouTube || [[Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014]] || [[YouTube:bDW8yCPZws0|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 23, 2015 || Monday || Uncategorized || [[Store]] || [[myshopify:|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2015 || Wednesday || Email/Holiday Toon || [[sbemail 206]] || [[{{HR|sbe|sbemail 206}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 18, 2015 || Saturday || Holiday Toon || [[Record Store Day]] || [[{{HR|toon|Record Store Day}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 13, 2015 || Saturday || Uncategorized || [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]] || [[Youtube:LdZmGEGgUZA|watch]] || (N/A) || 5:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 3, 2015 || Monday || Short || [[Flash is Dead!]] || [[{{HR|toon|Flash is Dead!}}|watch]] || 3 || 2:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 30, 2015 || Wednesday || Short || [[Strong Bad Classics!]] || [[{{HR|toon|Strong Bad Classics!}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 21, 2015 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser]] || [[OldHR:ween15_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2015 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] || [[{{HR|toon|The House That Gave Sucky Tricks}}|watch]] || 11 || 5:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 10, 2015 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes 2015]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan Costumes 2015}}|watch]] || 0 || 3:10
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2016 || Friday || Marzipan's Answering Machine/Holiday Toon || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] || [[{{HR|mam|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2}}|watch]] || 0 || 31:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 26, 2016 || Wednesday || YouTube || [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]] || [[Youtube:SZ7-TKdt9BU|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 26, 2016 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Later That Night... Teaser]] || [[OldHR:ween16_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 28, 2016 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Later That Night...]] || [[{{HR|toon|Later That Night...}}|watch]] || 1 || 5:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 18, 2016 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes 2016]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan Costumes 2016}}|watch]] || 0 || 5:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 24, 2016 || Saturday || Toon || [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] || [[{{HR|toon|Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold}}|watch]] || 1 || 7:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 23, 2017 || Sunday || Uncategorized || [[Screenland - 24 Apr 2017#Easter Eggs|slash/slash]] || [[OldHR:slash/slash|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Sammich]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa2}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 26, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Posh Toilet Paper]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa4}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 2, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Cannonmouth]] || [[{{HR|toon|Skills of an Artist: Cannonmouth}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 14, 2017 || Monday || Email || [[too cool]] || [[{{HR|sbe|too cool}}|watch]] || 1 || 4:41
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 18, 2017 || Friday || Skills of an Artist || [[Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa1}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:58
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2017 || Thursday || Skills of an Artist || [[Muscleman]] || [[{{HR|toon|Skills of an Artist: Muscleman}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 24, 2017 || Thursay || Uncategorized || [[Coffee Town With Homestar + Mike]] || [[mirror:coffee_town_ep_86.html|watch]] || (N/A) || 5:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 28, 2017 || Monday || Short || [[Squintmojis]] || [[{{HR|toon|Squintmojis}}|watch]] || 1 || 0:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 4, 2017 || Monday || Skills of an Artist || [[End Boss]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa6}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:14
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 11, 2017 || Monday || Skills of an Artist || [[Cartoon Characters]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa7}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 21, 2017 || Thursday || Skills of an Artist || [[Eagle]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa8}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 27, 2017 || Wednesday || Short || [[Characters from Yonder Website]] || [[{{HR|toon|Characters from Yonder Website}}|watch]] || 1 || 3:04
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 3, 2017 || Tuesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Classic Stand-up Arcade Game]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa9}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:48
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 6, 2017 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser]] || [[OldHR:ween17_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 11, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Skills of an Artist LIVE!!]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa10}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 4:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 18, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Tennis Shorts]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa11}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Large Bean (toon)|Large Bean]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa12}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2017 || Friday || YouTube || [[Greatest American Homestar]] || [[YouTube:rQ_HuSGG_Ao|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2017 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Haunted Photo Booth]] || [[{{HR|toon|Haunted Photo Booth}}|watch]] || 13 || 4:31
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 8, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Cornucopia]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa13}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 15, 2017 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes 2017]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan Costumes 2017}}|watch]] || 0 || 5:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 6, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Clownbread]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa14}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:50
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 13, 2017 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Draccus]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa15}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:15
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 23, 2017 || Saturday || Holiday Toon/Puppet Stuff || [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]] || [[{{HR|toon|Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 7:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 13, 2018 || Saturday || Game || [[TROGDOR!]] HTML version || [[OldHR:trogdor-canvas/index.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 24, 2018 || Wednesday || The Deleteheads Download || [[The Deleteheads Download Volume 1|Volume 1]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 7, 2018 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Guitar]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa16}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 14, 2018 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Diskette]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa17}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 21, 2018 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Barf Bag]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa18}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2018 || Sunday || Holiday Toon || [[The Next April Fools Thing]] || [[{{HR|toon|the next april fools thing}}|watch]] || 1 || 6:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 20, 2018 || Friday || YouTube || [[Record Store Day 2018]] || [[Youtube:TfCgt84h614|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2018 || || Uncategorized || [[Neon 404'd]] || [[HR:apagethatdoesntexist|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2018 || Tuesday || The Deleteheads Download || [[The Deleteheads Download Volume 2|Volume 2]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2018 || Tuesday || Kickstarter || [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] || [[youtube:2rMCkNgHa3c|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 17, 2018 || Tuesday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six-Sadded, Die]] || [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game watch] || (N/A) || 15:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 21, 2018 || Saturday || Kickstarter || [[Trogdor Live Playtest @ GenCon]] || [https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live-stream/trogdor-live-playtest-at-gencon watch] || (N/A) || 55:44
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 26, 2018 || Thursday || Kickstarter || [[Meeple Grove]] || [[youtube:C2FC13HzTf0|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 31, 2018 || Tuesday || Endorsement || [[The Aquabats! Super Kickstarter!]] || [[youtube:mbfRQBFC3hk|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:08
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 1, 2018 || Wednesday || Kickstarter || [[Wyrmwood Video]] || [[youtube:lJDP7ErBJBk|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 8, 2018 || Wednesday || Skills of an Artist || [[Really Cool Boat]] || [[{{HR|toon|skoa19}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 12, 2018 || Sunday || Kickstarter || [[SBCG4AP Playthrough]] || [https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live-stream/sbcg4ap-playthrough-with-live-voice-performance watch] || (N/A) || 1:48:11
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 13, 2018 || Monday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d]] || [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2262467 watch] || (N/A) || 8:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 13, 2018 || Monday || The Deleteheads Download || [[The Deleteheads Download Volume 3|Volume 3]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 15, 2018 || Wednesday || Kickstarter || [[Final Hours Playthrough]] || [https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live-stream/final-hours-playthrough watch] || (N/A) || 1:01:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 27, 2018 || Monday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination]] || [[YouTube:ZpxL2hhdxw0|watch]] || (N/A) || 4:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 13, 2018 || Thursday || Uncategorized || [[Trogdor Was A Man]] || [[{{HR|toon|Trogdor Was A Man}}|watch]] || 0 || 2:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 18, 2018 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser]] || [[OldHR:ween18_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 25, 2018 || Thursday || YouTube || [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]] || [[YouTube:YiCSHK00188|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:03
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2018 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] || [[{{HR|toon|Mr. Poofers Must Die}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 9:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2018 || Tuesday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor's Fiery Rage]] || [[youtube:7axWu0YZHpI|watch]] || (N/A) || 4:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 12, 2018 || Monday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes 2018]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan Costumes 2018}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 8, 2019 || Tuesday || Kickstarter || [[Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends!]] || [https://live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runner/live/trogdor-playthrough-with-strong-bad-and-friends watch] || (N/A) || 1:29:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 26, 2019 || Friday || YouTube || [[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]] || [[YouTube:F_uFGTHZY80|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:29
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 7, 2019 || Tuesday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six-Sadded, Die. - The Void Tower]] || [[YouTube:He_d8BhOkQk|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:31
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 10, 2019 || Friday || YouTube || [[Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]] || [[YouTube:NW0zvsFaFcE|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:46
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}June 15, 2019 || Saturday || Kickstarter || [[The Actions You Can Do (video)|The Actions You Can Do]] || [[youtube:E1dZRx0kr3g|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 12, 2019 || Friday || Six-Sadded, Die || [[Six Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing]] || [[youtube:gqxUI45vvlA|watch]] || (N/A) || 7:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 22, 2019 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser]] || [[OldHR:ween19_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:43
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2019 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]] || [[{{HR|toon|The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods}}|watch]] || 14 || 6:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 23, 2019 || Saturday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan 'Stumes 2019}}|watch]] || 0 || 5:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 27, 2019 || Wednesday || YouTube || [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough]] || [[youtube:d2gY7U0dqKo|watch]] || (N/A) || 39:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 17, 2020 || Friday || YouTube || [[Trogdor! LIVE with the Brothers Chaps!]] || [[youtube:wJuGswyOqdI|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:00:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 1, 2020 || Friday || YouTube || [[Medium At A Distance]] || [[youtube:3kPSV0yo-MY|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:12:16
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || Monday || YouTube || [[Social Media Crap Compilation 1]] || [[youtube:mS5hIpe34C4|watch]] || (N/A) || 4:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || Monday || YouTube || [[Social Media Crap Compilation 2]] || [[youtube:uyfzZxhlQLU|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || Monday || YouTube || [[Social Media Crap Compilation 3]] || [[youtube:o4EFYo0ybD8|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:29
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || Monday || YouTube || [[Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation]] || [[youtube:hJ2kXFSJVBA|watch]] || (N/A) || 4:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 4, 2020 || Monday || YouTube || [[WarioWare D.I.Y. Compilation]] || [[youtube:HhcS6z-cdlA|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:12
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 22, 2020 || Saturday || Uncategorized || [[Nerds & Music - 22 Aug 2020]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || 0:31
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 4, 2020 || Friday || Video Stuff || [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery]] || [[{{HR|toon|Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:02
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 22, 2020 || Tuesday || Video Stuff || [[sloshy - No-stalgia]] || [[{{HR|toon|sloshy - No_stalgia}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:42
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 28, 2020 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Hijinks]] || [[{{HR|toon|Halloween Hijinks}}|watch]] || 11 || 5:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 13, 2020 || Friday || YouTube || [[Kooky Moonlight]] || [[youtube:1No1SB0ThP0|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:26
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 25, 2020 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan 'Stumes 2020}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 6:09
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 25, 2020 || Wednesday || YouTube || [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] || [[{{HR|toon|Talkin' Strong Bad}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:22
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 29, 2020 || Sunday || YouTube || [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh]] || [[youtube:3w72_FFl4ss|watch]] || (N/A) || 4:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 20, 2020 || Sunday || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 10 || [[HR:stinkogame|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 20, 2020 || Sunday || YouTube || [[Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer]] || [[youtube:KIFtMpMYNsg|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 31, 2020 || Thursday || Short || [[Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic]] || [[{{HR|toon|Stinkoman Intro Cinematic}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:47
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 13, 2021 || Wednesday || Main Page || [[Main Page 27]] || [[HR:main/27|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 12, 2021 || Friday || Video Stuff || [[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare]] || [[{{HR|toon|Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 14:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 23, 2021 || Tuesday || YouTube || [[Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!]] || [[youtube:QjkI6u199JU|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 21, 2021 || Wednesday || YouTube || [[Burninate the House]] || [[youtube:pwCMLMktDkA|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:23
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 14, 2021 || Friday || Video Stuff || [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] || [[{{HR|toon|Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 6:17
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 6, 2021 || Friday || Video Stuff || [[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] || [[{{HR|toon|Disk 4 of 12 - World Games}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 16:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 27, 2021 || Wednesday || Puppet Stuff || [[Action Cool News-oween Report]] || [[{{HR|toon|newsoween}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:52
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2021 || Friday || Game || [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] || [[videlectrixitchio:hide-n-ween|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 30, 2021 || Tuesday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan 'Stumes 2021}}|watch]] || 0 || 9:30
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 20, 2022 || Thursday|| Game || [[Trogday Micro Game]] || [[videlectrixitchio:{{#URLFormat:Trogday Micro Game}}|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 9, 2022 || Wednesday || Short || [[Diaper Sunrise]] || [[{{HR|toon|Diaper Sunrise}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:56
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 21, 2022 || Monday || Game || [[Marzipan Beef Reverser]] || [[videlectrixitchio:{{#URLFormat:Marzipan Beef Reverser}}|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 1, 2022 || Friday || Email || [[parenting]] || [[{{HR|sbe|parenting}}|watch]] || 4 || 10:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 25, 2022|| Monday || Video Stuff || [[Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser]] || [[{{HR|toon|strong play marzipan beef reverser}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 11:13
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 2, 2022 || Monday || Video Stuff || [[Expando Deck Promo]] || [[{{HR|toon|expando deck promo}}|watch]] || (N/A)
|| 1:25
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}July 2, 2022 || Saturday || YouTube || [[Six-Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Expando Deck]] || [[youtube:EvkZfUXEUbs|watch]] || (N/A) || 7:00
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 19, 2022 || Monday || Video Stuff || [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]] || [[{{HR|toon|disk 4 of 12 vampire s castle}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 30:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 13, 2022 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser]] || [[hr:ween22teaser|watch]] || 1 || 0:36
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 20, 2022 || Thursday || Uncategorized || [[Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers]] || [[hr:onion-bubs-imessage-stickers|view]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
|{{hcount|toondate}}October 23, 2022 || Sunday || Holiday Toon || [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]] || [[{{HR|toon|ween22}}|watch]] || 15 || 6:29
|-
|{{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2022 || Sunday || YouTube || [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer]] (unlisted) || [[youtube:ugtvr6sn24E|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:48
|-
|{{hcount|toondate}}October 31, 2022 || Monday || YouTube || [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer]] || [[youtube:dFqbtnFZAIQ|watch]] || (N/A) || 0:57
|-
|{{hcount|toondate}}November 19, 2022 || Saturday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] || [[{{HR|toon|fanstumes2022}}|watch]] || 1 || 8:41
|-
|{{hcount|toondate}}December 1, 2022 || Thursday || Holiday Toon || [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] || [[{{HR|toon|Decemberweenvent Calendar}}|view]] || 0 || 17:59
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 22, 2022 || Thursday || Game || [[Burninate the Barnyard]] || [[videlectrixitchio:{{#URLFormat:Burninate the Barnyard}}|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}January 13, 2023 || Friday || Holiday Toon || [[Happy 20th Trogday!]] || [[{{HR|toon|Happy 20th Trogday!}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:39
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 24, 2023 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Teen Girl Squad iMessage Stickers]] || [[HR:tgs-imessage-stickers|view]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}March 24, 2023 || Friday || Uncategorized || [[Homestar Runner iMessage Stickers]] || [[HR:hsr-imessage-stickers|view]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 25, 2023 || Thursday || YouTube || [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer]] || [[youtube:mq7fBjZI4B4|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:27
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2023 || Friday || Game || [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] || [[HR:{{#URLFormat:Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate}}|view]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 11, 2023 || Friday || YouTube || [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Launch Trailer]] || [[youtube:fpWphs78oGA|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:19
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 29, 2023 || Sunday || Holiday Toon || [[The Show: Ween Edition]] || [[{{HR|toon|hall show ween toon}}|watch]] || 0 || 6:37
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 22, 2023 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[Fan 'Stumes 2023]] || [[{{HR|toon|Fan 'Stumes 2023}}|watch]] || 0 || 4:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 12, 2024 || Monday || Main Page || [[Main Page 28]] || [[HR:main/28|view]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 13, 2024 || Tuesday || Short || [[Front Facing]] || [[{{HR|toon|Front-Facing}}|watch]] || 4 || 4:38
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 13, 2024 || Tuesday || The Deleteheads Download || [[The Deleteheads Download#New Short, New Shirt, New Homepage! (February 13, 2024)|New Short, New Shirt, New Homepage!]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 21, 2024 || Tuesday || Puppet Stuff || [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] || [[{{HR|toon|Homestar Puppet Plush}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:53
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 24, 2024 || Friday || Game || [[Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office]] || [[HR:dangeresque-roomx|view]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 24, 2024 || Friday || The Deleteheads Download || [[The Deleteheads Download#Fangamer Puppet Homestar, Bonus Roomisode! (May 24, 2024)|Fangamer Puppet Homestar, Bonus Roomisode!]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}September 20, 2024 || Friday || Short || [[Zeenin' Into The Night]] || [[{{HR|toon|Zeenin' Into The Night}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:34
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}October 30, 2024 || Wednesday || Holiday Toon || [[A Prickly Scary Short]] || [[{{HR|toon|A Prickly Scary Short}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:06
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 30, 2024 || Saturday || Holiday Toon || [[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]] || [[{{HR|toon|fanstume24}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:55
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}December 16, 2024 || Monday || YouTube || [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)]] || [[youtube:qxC70soTGRg|watch]] || (N/A) || 20:35
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}February 25, 2025 || Tuesday || Puppet Stuff || [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]] || [[{{HR|toon|Kick The Cheat Returns!}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:31
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}April 16, 2025 || Wednesday || Short || [[Back To A Website]] || [[{{HR|toon|backtoawebsite}}|watch]] || 2 || 4:45
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}August 19, 2025 || Tuesday || Video Stuff || [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] || [[{{HR|toon|Strong Sad Paunchbaby}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:01
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 17, 2025 || Monday || Video Stuff || [[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] || [[{{HR|toon|Homestar Anniversary Merch}}|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:54
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}November 24, 2025 || Monday || Email || [[robots]] || [[{{HR|sbe|robots}}|watch]] || 3 || 6:05
|-
| {{hcount|toondate}}May 22, 2026 || Friday || YouTube || [[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser‎]] || [[youtube:2qetAg7msCw|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:39
|}

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DEIDATVM: and date

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| colspan="9" style="font-size: small;" | '''Most Recent [[Toons]]'''
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| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Big Toons]]'''
[[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]
 ''Dec 24, 2016''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Shorts]]'''
[[Back To A Website]]
 ''Apr 16, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Toons#Holiday|Holidays]]'''
[[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]]
 ''Nov 30, 2024''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
[[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
 ''February 25, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
[[robots]]
 ''Nov 24, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Video Stuff]]'''
[[Homestar Anniversary Merch]]
 ''November 17, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
 ''May 11, 2009''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]
 ''Apr 1, 2016''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[YouTube]]'''
[[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser‎]]
 ''May 22, 2026''
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2026-05-24T18:17:01Z

DEIDATVM: new YouTube videro

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| colspan="9" style="font-size: small;" | '''Most Recent [[Toons]]'''
|-
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Big Toons]]'''
[[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]
 ''Dec 24, 2016''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Shorts]]'''
[[Back To A Website]]
 ''Apr 16, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Toons#Holiday|Holidays]]'''
[[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume [singular] '24]]
 ''Nov 30, 2024''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
[[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
 ''February 25, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
[[robots]]
 ''Nov 24, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Video Stuff]]'''
[[Homestar Anniversary Merch]]
 ''November 17, 2025''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
 ''May 11, 2009''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]
 ''Apr 1, 2016''
| style="width: 11.11%" | '''[[YouTube]]'''
[[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser‎]]
 ''Dec 16, 2024''
|}<noinclude>[[Category:Navigation Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

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DEIDATVM: The roast causes laughter?

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[[File:Main Page 27.PNG|220px|thumb|"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"]]
A main page set in Peasantry.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Baby Lady & Her Baby#The Baby|The Baby]], {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Peasantry]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, January 13, 2021

'''Icon:''' Trogdor

'''Page Title:''' Extra Flammable Peasant Robes at UNflammable prices!

== Button Effects ==
*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' {{--}} Homestar's robe catches fire, and crackling noises are heard.
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' {{--}} A burninated [[peasant]] sprite emerges from the cottage while music from [[TROGDOR!]] plays.
*'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' {{--}} Trogdor pokes his snout in and roars. Part of Homestar's robe and his cheeks ripple from the force of his breath.
*'''[[Downloads]]''' {{--}} Strong Bad runs by while Trogdor, in a more detailed art style using photography and 3D rendering from [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], chases him. Strong Bad yells, "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
*'''[[Store]]''' {{--}} Rather Dashing walks up, produces a baby from his inventory, and throws it offscreen, while the "gain points" sound from [[Peasant's Quest]] plays. If the cursor remains over the button long enough, a text box pops up reading:
<blockquote>
You throw the baby offscreen. It 
is quickly adopted and raised by 
the "downloads" button who 
doesn't really have a whole lot 
going on these days anyway.
</blockquote>
*'''[[Email|E-mail]]''' {{--}} Strong Sad runs by wearing burninated peasant robes, saying, "I'm sad that I'm frying."

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The "downloads" button "not having a whole lot going on these days" references how the Downloads section has not been updated since January 2004, with many of the downloads intended for use with obsolete software or operating systems.

===Trivia===
*This main page was released on [[Trogday (holiday)|Trogday]] [[2021]], over 10 years since the [[Main Page 26|previous main page]], as Strong Bad {{prs|1349242412129017856|13|Jan|2021|alt=acknowledged}} on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]].
*This is the first main page with high [[audio quality]].

===Remarks===
*Homestar Runner does not blink on this main page due to his eyes not being animated as a movie clip like they usually are.
*The baby tossed by Rather Dashing lands near the Characters button, not the Downloads button.
*As with [[Main Page 26]], this main page does not feature the metallic sheen style introduced with [[Main Page 24]].
*In all the other main pages' [[Page Titles|page titles]], there is a toon title that reads "Main (number)" after their title. However, this page's toon title reads "Main Peasantry Main Page".

===Goofs===
*Homestar's cheek ripple effect overlaps onto his mouth if it is open all the way.

===Inside References===
*Several elements on the page directly call back to other main pages:
**Homestar's head catches fire, similarly to [[Tofu Homestar]] in the [[Luau Main Page]].
**Strong Bad's line about [[freaking]] [[ducks]] is reused from [[Main Page 13]] where he was chased by the [[Atari Dragon]].
**"[[I'm sad that]] I'm frying" is a play on "I'm sad that I'm flying" from [[Main Page 15]].

==External Links==
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{{Main Page}}
{{Trogdor}}
[[Category:Main Pages]]
[[Category:Peasant's Quest]]

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

2026-04-03T12:46:58Z

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[[Image:SBCG4AP Pop Up.PNG|thumb|200px|"Time to tear up another day. The Strong Bad freakin' way!"]]
''From the [[Videlectrix]] game catalog listing:''
<blockquote>YOU ARE Strong Bad in this point-and-click-em-up adventure from Videlectrix and Telltale Games (they bought us lunch even!) of the WiiWare for the Wii in your house.</blockquote>
''From the [[Telltale Games]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20121027135817/http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/ website]:''
<blockquote>Charming. Suave. Muscular. Awesome. These are just a few of the words that Strong Bad would use to describe himself. In a world gone mad, only one man can be trusted to save the day... for himself. A man with a mask. And boxing gloves. And an attitude. A man called Strong Bad.</blockquote>

'''''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People''''' (abbreviated as '''''SBCG4AP''''') is a five-episode series of point-and-click {{w|adventure games}} developed by [[Telltale Games]] and first released in 2008. The game was available for the PC, [[Nintendo#Wii|WiiWare]], Mac, and PlayStation platforms.

''SBCG4AP'' marked several [[firsts]]: the first commercially-sold [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] game, the first standalone offline game, and the first time [[The Brothers Chaps]] had licensed Homestar to a third party. The game was produced in full collaboration with [[The Brothers Chaps]]: co-branded with fictional company [[Videlectrix]], the Chaps collaborated on writing and provided voice acting and music. The 3D animation in the game was rendered by Telltale's animators with attention to preserve the look and feel of the 2D [[Flash]] cartoons.
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==Gameplay==
[[File:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png|thumb|220px|Strong Bad talks to [[Homestar Runner]] in a scene from "[[Homestar Ruiner]]". Dialogue options allow the player to [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)|choose whether to talk about]] Homestar or the telebision.]]
''From a Telltale Games [https://web.archive.org/web/20120304080437/http://www.telltalegames.com/company/pressreleases/id-65 press release]:''
<blockquote> Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is a story-driven series with a comic spin that's undeniably Strong Bad. The player uncovers each episode's comedic plot through character interaction, dialogue-based puzzles, and the use (and abuse) of inventory items. In addition, each episode will be crammed with time-wasters to keep players poking around in the world, including Strong Bad emails to check, prank phone calls to place, and mini-games styled after the arcade games on the Homestarrunner.com website. </blockquote>

The [[X 'em up|point-and-click-em-up]] adventure games star [[Strong Bad]], exploring a 3D fixed-camera rendition of [[Free Country, USA]]. Strong Bad can talk to other characters, choosing to be friendly or insulting to them. Gameplay centers around puzzle solving: collecting items, interacting with the environment, convincing other characters to help, or completing other tasks to progress the story. Finally, once an episode is finished, an "extended play" mode is unlocked, allowing players to explore the environment further.

The first two episodes are kicked off by Strong Bad responding to emails (created [https://web.archive.org/web/20090309183544/http://www.gamecyte.com/hands-on-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people by the game's writers], not sent by a fan in the manner of [[Strong Bad Emails]]) on the [[Lappy]]. Every episode also features (similarly fictitious) emails that the player can read and respond to at their leisure. Although the episode's storylines are largely standalone, there is minor continuity across them as the ending of one may lead into the beginning of the next or reference will be made to something from a prior episode.

Much of the game is focused around exploration, with optional dialogues or activities not strictly related to advancing the plot. Many of these side quests and bonus activities can raise the player's "Awesomeness Meter" to unlock rewards. Collecting objects to use in creating [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics or playing unique minigames on the [[FunMachine]] are common examples. Costumes are hidden throughout the games, sometimes used in the narrative; players can dress up Strong Bad in these outfits and take pictures in the [[Snap Shak]]. The [[Snappy]] feature allows taking photos throughout the game. The WiiConnect24 online system could be used to share messages and pictures with Wii friends, using unique Wii Message Board graphics to do so.

The main menu of the games used a layout similar to [[homestarrunner.com|the website's]] [[main pages]].

=== Episodes ===
The game is divided into five episodes, each taking around 2{{-}}4 hours to play through. The episodes were initially released at monthly intervals. At release, the episodes could be purchased individually or for a reduced price as a full-season bundle (with discounts offered by Telltale Games if upgrading to the full season after purchasing an episode); some time after the finale, the game was only sold as a single-purchase full season.

SBCG4AP was distributed through digital storefronts, with [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD|the physical PC release]] only sold as a collector's item six months after the conclusion of the series.
* '''Wii''' {{--}} Individual WiiWare episodes were sold through the {{w|Wii Shop Channel}} for 1000 Wii Points ($10.00) each.
* '''PC''' {{--}} Downloadable episodes were sold through Telltale Games' website for $8.95 an episode. The [https://web.archive.org/web/20080807220238/http://www.telltalegames.com/store/sbcg4ap season pass could be purchased for $34.95].
**A season bundle was listed on {{w|Steam (service)|Steam}} on [https://web.archive.org/web/20100302182356/http://store.steampowered.com/news/2108/ December 18, 2008], initially priced at $34.99.
** '''Macintosh''' compatibility was added [https://web.archive.org/web/20191128030545/https://store.steampowered.com/news/4879/ January 13, 2011]. This was accompanied by a price drop to $19.99.
* '''PlayStation 3''' {{--}} Beginning [https://blog.playstation.com/2010/12/21/strong-bad-now-available-on-psn-best-version-yet/ December 21, 2010], the full season was available for purchase on the {{w|PlayStation Network}} for $14.99.
** This version was made available to the PlayStation 4 via a {{w|PlayStation Now}} (later PlayStation Plus) subscription in March of 2016; it can also be played on a PS5 via PlayStation Plus Premium.

{| class="wikitable"
! width="175px"|Episode !! Screencap!! Description !! Icon !! width="140px"|Date
|-
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:HomestarRuinerLogo.png|150px]] '''[[Homestar Ruiner]]'''
| [[File:Sbcg4ap101 float.PNG|150px]]
| When Strong Bad's plans to beat the snot out of Homestar backfire, he ends up with an unwanted houseguest cramping his style. Now he needs to get life back to normal, by any means possible.
| [[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|100px]]
| August 11, 2008
|-
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:StrongBadiatheFreeLogo.png|150px]] '''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'''
| [[Image:Strong Badia the Free.png|150px]]
| When Strong Bad fails to obey the King of Town's totally unfair email tax, he's placed under house arrest. Once freed from his wrongful imprisonment, Strong Bad goes on a mission to unite the local warring factions under the Strong Badian flag. Is Free Country USA ready for such an awesome ruler?
| [[Image:StrongBadiaTheFreeIcon.png|100px]]
| September 15, 2008
|-
| style="text-align:center" |
[[Image:Baddest of the Bands logo.PNG|150px]] '''[[Baddest of the Bands]]'''
| [[Image:Sbcg4ap103 strongbad.png|150px]]
| Rock and roll! Hurting for cash, Strong Bad sets out to dominate the Battle Royale of the Bands. Can he rule the stage and win the big prize? Or will he be drowned out by the competition? Find out in this high-voltage episode -- with special guest stars, rock gods LIMOZEEN!
| [[Image:BaddestOfTheBandsIcon.png|100px]]
| October 27, 2008
|-
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|150px]] [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|'''Dangeresque 3:''' '''The Criminal Projective''']]
| [[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|150px]]
| Move over, James Bond! Strong Bad's here to show you how it's done in his hand-crafted cinematic masterpiece. You play Dangeresque, a dirty cop in pursuit of action and big sacks of cash. Can our hero defeat his arch-nemesis and save the world? Looks like he's gonna have to jump...
| [[Image:Sbcg4ap104 235x225.png|100px]]
| November 17, 2008
|-
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:8-Bit is Enough Logo.png|100px]] '''[[8-Bit is Enough]]'''
| [[Image:Sbcg4ap105 trogdorstrongbadia.png|150px]]
| Trogdor must be stopped! The beefy-armed dragon of legend has broken free from his arcade cabinet and is burninating the land. With classic 8-bit games leaking into the real world and Strong Badia a fiery mess, only Strong Bad can take back the night and conquer this scorching menace once and for all. Does anybody know how to kill a dragon?
| [[Image:Sbcg4ap105 235x225.png|100px]]
| December 15, 2008
|}

== History ==
{{seealso|Telltale Games}}
Telltale Games was founded in 2004 by former [[LucasArts]] employees who had worked on the company's {{w|LucasArts adventure games|adventure games}}. The company focused on releasing adventure games in an {{w|Episodic video game|episodic format}}, initially licensing niche IPs with strong fanbases like [[Sam & Max]] (which previously had been licensed to LucasArts).

===Development===
The partnership with Telltale was the first time The Brothers Chaps had licensed out their work. The Brothers [[Kotaku Interview - 13 Jun 2008|felt Telltale made for a compelling partnership]], given their LucasArts pedigree and understanding of the property. According to a [[IGN Interview - 14 Apr 2008|2008 interview]], the game had been discussed for over a year. It was finalized when [[Nintendo]] announced the WiiWare system, and development officially began in January 2008.

[[Adventure Gamers Interview - 12 Dec 2008|A 2008 interview]] described the development process in detail: after an email from Joel Dreskin, The Brothers Chaps went out to San Rafael for their first meeting with Telltale, where they discussed many of the ideas that would end up in the final episodes. After a couple conference calls regarding the story and puzzles, the writer of each episode would send a first-pass script for The Brothers Chaps to tweak. The dialogue would sometimes be rewritten during recording to keep the improvisational feel of the toons; [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], and [[Missy Palmer]] provided the voice acting, recording in [[Office of The Brothers Chaps#The Sound Room|their usual studio]] and sending the files to Telltale.

===Promotion and Release===
The first teaser for ''SBCG4AP'' was the short [[Strong Bad Gameways]], released (via an Easter egg in [[shapeshifter]]) on April 1, 2008. ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' was officially announced by a [https://web.archive.org/web/20120304080437/http://www.telltalegames.com/company/pressreleases/id-65 press release] on April 10, 2008, followed shortly by [[SBCG4AP Advertisement|an advertisement]] on [[homestarrunner.com]] and [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer|a trailer]] and screenshots on the Telltale Games website. The series trailer was added to the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Channel|Nintendo Channel]] on August 4, 2008.

The game was promoted through several [[Interviews and Public Appearances|interviews with the Brothers Chaps]], as well as [[#Reviews and articles|reviews and feature articles]] in gaming publications. On April 11, the gaming website IGN [http://wii.ign.com/articles/865/865974p1.html covered] the Nintendo Summit and several demonstrations of WiiWare, including SBCG4AP. In the July issue of ''{{w|Nintendo Power}}'', the game was [[Nintendo Power Interview - July 2008|featured in an article]], including an "interview" with Strong Bad on pages 22 and 23.

The initial trailer on Telltale Games' website gave a release date of June 2008; following delays to July and then August, the first episode was released August 11, 2008. The remainder of the [[#Episodes|five episodes]] were released as scheduled, on a monthly basis concluding December 15, 2008.

===Legacy===
[[File:Disk6Intro.PNG|thumb|"Oh crap, I'm late for [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six|the DVD]]!"]]
The main menu animation of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Six]] (released between the [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|fourth]] and [[8-Bit is Enough|fifth]] episodes) utilized the CG models from the games. The intro was choreographed by Telltale employees Jake Rodkin and Nick Herman, and Telltale Games was thanked in the credits of the DVD.

On November 22, 2010, Telltale Games released ''[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]''. This poker game pitted the player against several preexisting fictional characters; Strong Bad appeared among the opponents, and the game featured several musical and visual elements from Homestar Runner. [[Dangeresque Too]]'s [[Cool shades|sunglasses]] could be unlocked in ''Poker Night'' and then used in the game ''{{w|Team Fortress 2}}''.

Although the five episodes were referred to as "Season One", there was never any commitment or planning towards a second season of ''SBCG4AP''. Extenuating circumstances surrounding both parties in the following years made a second season even less likely: Homestar Runner went on [[Hiatuses|a major hiatus]] beginning in late 2009; from 2010 onwards, Telltale Games began to focus on much larger and more mainstream properties (partnering with studios like {{w|Universal Studios, Inc.|Universal}} and {{w|Warner Bros.}}) rather than smaller themes like Homestar Runner.

====Modern availability====
Telltale Games abruptly announced a "majority studio closure" on September 21, 2018. In the following months, as assets were liquidated and the company moved into {{w|general assignment}}, many games were removed from sale on digital storefronts {{--}} ''SBCG4AP'' was delisted [https://www.gog.com/forum/general/all_remaining_telltale_games_being_delisted_from_the_catalogue/page1 from GOG on May 27, 2019] and [https://steamdb.info/app/8340/history/?changeid=7732971 from Steam on February 11, 2020]. LCG Entertainment, Inc. acquired many assets and {{w|Telltale Games (2018–present)|revived the "Telltale" brand}} in 2019, relisting many of the former company's games; despite this effort, ''SBCG4AP'' is largely unavailable for purchase at present:

=====Wii=====
The {{w|Wii Shop Channel}} closed on January 30, 2019, removing the ability to purchase the WiiWare version of the game. Users who previously purchased the games can still re-download them. Like all WiiWare games, they can be transferred to follow-up console the {{w|Wii U}} and played via backwards compatibility; no such feature exists for Nintendo's subsequent consoles, the {{w|Nintendo Switch}} and the {{w|Nintendo Switch 2}}.

=====PC/Mac=====
''SBCG4AP'' was relisted to the [https://www.gog.com/news/three_telltale_games_arrive_on_gogcom GOG] and [https://steamdb.info/app/8340/history/?changeid=10205930 Steam] catalogues on December 7, 2020. Several years later, following [https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/8340/view/3674419898842965390 an announcement from Telltale] that they no longer held the IP rights and could not continue to "sell or support" the game, it was again delisted on May 30, 2023. Owners can still redownload the game from the storefront it was originally purchased on.

=====PlayStation=====
The PS3 version of the game is still available for purchase on the PlayStation Store, if accessed directly via a PlayStation 3 console. The game can also be streamed via PlayStation Plus Premium on modern PS consoles.

=====Future rereleases=====
In [[Destructoid Interview - 16 Jan 2024|a 2024 interview]], when asked about the potential future availability of the game, The Brothers Chaps noncommittally remarked that "part of us likes that it's become one of those titles you kinda had to be there for, but it would [[prolly]] also be okay if it got remastered one day."

==Characters==
<table width="80%">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
*[[Strong Bad]]
*[[Homestar Runner]]
*[[The Cheat]]
*[[Marzipan]]
*[[Bubs]]
*[[Coach Z]]
*[[Strong Sad]]
*[[Strong Mad]]
*[[The King of Town]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad main cast]]
*[[Pom Pom]]
*[[The Poopsmith]]
*[[Homsar]]
*[[Gel-arshie]]
*[[Frank Bennedetto]] (Picture only, also mentioned several times)
*[[Peacey P]] (Picture only)
*[[Li'l Brudder]] (picture only)
*[[Jibblies Painting]]
*[[Limozeen]] (Picture and voice only)
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]]
*[[Senor Cardgage]]
*[[Cheatball]] (Picture only)
*[[Trogdor]]
*[[Stinkoman]]
*[[Videlectrix Guys]] (Picture and voice only)
*[[Rather Dashing]]
*[[Old Man]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies|Browntant]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies|Chorch]]
*[[Onion Bubs]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Places==
<table width="80%">
<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
*[[House of the Brothers Strong]]
*[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]
*[[Coach Z's Locker Room]]
*[[Marzipan's House]]
*[[The King of Town's Castle]]
*[[Strong Badia]]
*[[The Brick Wall]]
*[[The Field]]
*[[The Stick]]
*[[Race Track]]
*[[Snap Shak]]
*[[Swimming Pool]]
*[[Club Technochocolate]]
*[[Gremlin]]
*[[The Pond]]
*[[Homsar Reservation]]
*[[Smoky Office]]
*[[The Stone Bridge]]
*[[Drive-Thru Whale]]
*[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Cool Tapes|Cool Tapes Stage]]
*[[Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo Stage]]
*[[Pomstar|Pomstar Stage]]
*[[DÖI|DÖI Stage]]
*[[Videlectrix Mainframe]]
*[[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder|Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder Backstage]]
*[[Peasantry]]
*[[Planet K]]
*[[Halfathlon]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Screenshots==
===Games===
<gallery>
Image:Sbcg4ap103_menu.jpg|<center>Menu screen for [[Baddest of The Bands]]</center>
Image:SBCG4AP104TitleScreen.PNG|<center>The title screen of [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]</center>
</gallery>

===Publicity===
<gallery>
Image:Gameplay Footage.png|<center>[[Strong Bad Gameways|The first hint]]</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Advertisement title.png|<center>[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer title.png|<center>[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]</center>
Image:sbatdesk.jpg|<center>Strong Bad hard at work on the game at Telltale's offices</center>
Image:Dangeresque 3 Pop Up.PNG|<center>A pop-up ad for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]</center>
Image:8-Bit Is Enough Pop Up.png|<center>Pop-up ad for [[8-Bit Is Enough]] (In 2009, the text was changed to promote the whole season)</center>
Image:Strongbad seasondisc boxart.png|<center>[[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]]</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Box.png|<center>"Only Videlectrix has the REAL box art!"</center>
</gallery>

===Wii Menu===
<gallery>
Image:SBCG4APWiimenu.jpg|<center>The first released image of Homestar Ruiner in the Wii Menu</center>
Image:HomestarRuinerWiiMenuBanner.png|<center>The Wii Menu icon for Homestar Ruiner</center>
Image:HomestarRuinerWiiChannelBanner.png|<center>The Wii Channel banner for Homestar Ruiner</center>
File:totallypopularstrongbad-wiishopchannelus.jpg|<center>"Totally Popular Strong Bad" promotion on the Wii Shop Channel</center>
</gallery>

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
[[File:Wii Message Board Images SBCG4AP.png|thumb|256px|Wii Message Board graphics]]
*A different font, Rodin NTLG, is used for the [[Lappy 486]] rather than its regular font, [[Fonts#Glitch0|Glitch0]].
*The end of each episode teases the next one:
**[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} After Strong Bad falls asleep on the couch, the camera pans to the [[computer room]] where the [[Municipality]] logo is visible on the Lappy 486.
**[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} As Strong Bad leaves the castle, he mentions that he wonders if his new Limozeen game was delivered.
**[[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} When Strong Sad says that the game sounds dangerous, Strong Bad says "No, sounds..." and hums the Dangeresque theme song, while the camera zooms in on the Dangeresque 3 poster.
**[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The closing shot is the opening shot of [[8-Bit is Enough]]. Additionally, the Trogdor arcade cabinet can be seen behind Strong Bad.
*When an SBCG4AP message is received via the Wii Message Board, a Strong Bad themed message will show as follows:
**The envelope has Strong Bad on the right, and if a picture is attached, the picture will be shown on the right. The name of the sender is shown at the bottom.
**When opening the message, a voice clip of Strong Bad saying "Helloooooooo" can be heard.
**The message is printed on [[The Paper]] with a stamp of the [[Rocoulm]] drawn on the left, a TGS style drawing of Strong Bad with a motion-line behind him, and the words, "[[jibblies|jibbie jibblie]]" is on the right. The body of the message is shown in the middle. "'''STRONG BAD'S''' COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" is written at the bottom.

===Real-World References===
*The Trogdor arcade cabinet's structure is patterned after "Bluster Blaster", a member of the C.O.P.S. from ''[[Sam & Max]]'' Seasons [[Wikipedia:Sam & Max: Season One|One]] and [[Wikipedia:Sam & Max: Season Two|Two]].
*The ''Item Get'' music that plays every time Strong Bad acquires various bonus items comes from the fifth episode of ''Sam & Max: Season One'', "Reality 2.0".
*The [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments|Homestar Runner Wiki]] is listed in the "Special Thanks" section of the end credits.

===Fast Forward===
*"SBCG4AP" is crudely edited into Strong Bad's generic endorsement video shown in an Easter egg of [[Coach Z's 110%]].
*The Cheat pulls out a copy of the game (with the Videlectrix cover) in an Easter egg of [[Which Ween Costumes?]].
*{{prs|972229997032243202|9|Mar|2018|alt=In 2018, Strong Bad tweeted}} that the SBCG4AP release of ''Dangeresque 3'' "doesn't count. As far as I'm concerned, [the movie] remains unreleased."

==See Also==
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
*[[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]]
*[[:Category:SBCG4AP Interviews|SBCG4AP Interviews]]
*[[Behind The Bad]]
*[[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]

==External Links==
*''{{w|Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People}}'' at Wikipedia
*[[IMDb:tt1223894|''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'']] at IMDb

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===Press releases and promotional media===
*[[Telltale Games]]{{--}}
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20120304080437/http://www.telltalegames.com/company/pressreleases/id-65 "Announcing Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People for WiiWare"] press release (archive link)
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20111004063417/http://www.telltalegames.com/company/pressreleases/id-69 "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Launches August 11"] press release (archive link)
**[[Telltale:strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people/|Telltale Games' site for SBCG4AP]]
**[https://web.archive.org/web/20120317040447/http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/faq Frequently Asked Questions] (archive link)
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20081208062424/http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/5opOTe3BrLin9sE9WEk6argsEz6TADwJ "Homestar Ruiner" Nintendo WiiWare store page] (archive link)
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20090309200458/http://www.gamecyte.com/a-chat-with-the-chaps-sbcg4ap-qa "A Chat with the Chaps: SBCG4AP Q&A"] GameCyte interview (archive link)
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080511011434/http://wii.gamezone.com/news/05_09_08_09_05AM.htm "Are You Cool? Are You Attractive? Strong Bad Makes the Call in His First Game"] GameZone interview with lead developer Mark Darin (archive link)
*[http://coldhardflash.com/2008/05/chapmans-cool-interview-for-animation-people.html Cold Hard Flash interview] with [[The Brothers Chaps]] and {{w|Rob Schrab}}
*[http://www.gamespot.com/video/945803/6189224/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-nintendo-media-summit-2008-interview Gamespot video interview with Brett Tosti at the Nintendo Media Summit]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/shows/on-the-spot/?series=on-the-spot&event=on_the_spot20080605 05 Jun 2008 episode of "On The Spot" featuring a SBCG4AP segment]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/news/2008/06/telltale_games_interview_strong_bads_cool_game WiiWare World interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://nintendojo.com/interviews/view_item.php?1214942861 Nintendojo interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://www.blogtalkradio.com/GamerGirlsRadio/blog/2008/06/30/Todays-Show-Links-063008-Strong-Bad 30 Jun 2008 episode of "Gamer Girls Radio" featuring an interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://news.bigdownload.com/2008/07/02/big-download-interview-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-pe/ Big Download interview with Chuck Jordan and Emily Morganti]
*[http://www.n-gamez.com/dk/other/articles2.php?id=37 N-Gamez interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/102655/interview-homestar-runners-matt-chapman/ Game Pro Arcade interview with Matt Chapman]
*[http://www.mywii.com.au/GuideDetail.aspx?id=138 MyWii.com.au interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://coin-op.tv/?p=460 Coin-op.tv video interview with Dave Grossman at San Diego Comi-Con]
*[[CollegeHumor Interview - 15 Sep 2008]] {{inlinecontentwarning}} [https://web.archive.org/web/20111004120134/http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3581471/interview-with-the-brothers-chaps (archive link)]
*[http://www.cubed3.com/news/10726 Cubed3 interview with Mark Darin and Emily Morganti]
*[[Adventure Gamers Interview - 12 Dec 2008]]
*[[RPS Interview - 17 Dec 2008]]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/interviews/439/ Adventure Classic Gaming interview with The Brothers Chaps and Mark Darin]
*[[Ron & Fez Show Interview - 19 Dec 2008|Ron & Fez radio interview with The Brothers Chaps]]
*[http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/12/24/behind-the-bad-people-at-telltale/ Rock, Paper, Shotgun interview with Dan Conners]
*[[OMG Nintendo Interview - 12 May 2009]]

===Reviews and articles===
[[Image:SBCG4AP_DVD_Promo.png|thumb|8.6 stars, guys!]]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/866/866485p1.html IGN preview of the demo]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,881 Adventure Gamers preview]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/05/16/hands-on-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people/1413 GameCyte preview of the demo]
*[http://arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.ars/2008/05/29/homestar-preview Ars Technica preview]
*[http://www.themarriedgamers.net/?p=463 The Married Gamers preview]
*[http://tdpodcast.com/?p=90 The Target Demographic preview]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/884/884993p1.html IGN preview of the near final first episode]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/894/894056p1.html IGN teaser of second episode from Comic-Con]

===Awards===
*[http://bestof.ign.com/2008/wii/15.html Best Voice Acting - IGN]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,981/p,12 Best Voice Acting - Adventure Gamers]

===Forums===
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewforum.php?f=30 The Homestar Runner Wiki's ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' subforum]
*[https://community.telltale.com/categories/strongbad-game Telltale Games Forums: ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' sub-forum]
**[https://community.telltale.com/discussion/82928/strong-bad-unofficial-faq-please-read-before-posting Unofficial FAQ]

{{SBCG4AP}}
{{VidelectrixGames|cat=no}}

Strong Bad's Responses in Poker Night at the Inventory

2026-03-30T10:38:17Z

DEIDATVM: seems like this is done for the censored version of the page

[[File:PokerNightStrongBadPoster.jpg|thumb|"His poker strategy consists of belittling his opponents."]]
''[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]'' has a lot of dialogue: the four characters talk to the player, react to cards, and casually converse amongst themselves. This article compiles [[Strong Bad]]'s responses, as well as conversations that he features in.

== General Responses ==
=== Betting Rounds ===
==== Thinking ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ehh...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is a harder decision than that time Strong Sad AND Homestar both asked me for dessert and I only had one laxative brownie left.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. Let me just recall what to do with my patented Wagering System of the Stars. ''{stands up and moves like a machine}'' Tikka-tikka-tikka-tikka-tikka-ting! Ah, of course!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe instead of doing something, I'll go into a medative state. ''{chanting}'' Aaron blaron the big fat heron, aaron blaron the big fat heron...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hm. Whatever I choose is going to be awesome...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think that's a very big bet. I'm just trying to think as hard as my seven-pack abs.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me ask my two friends what they would do. ''{holds up his fists, speaks to left one}'' Gilbert, what would you do? ''{turns to right fist}'' How about you, Montlick?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Right now, somebody at the table should exhibit a painfully obvious tell.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Luckily, my da Cheat is covering me for any big bets that don't go my way.

===== Responding to a Large Pot =====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That pot is like half of the gross domestic product of Strong Badia. And our chief export, ''{waving his hands, in a singsong voice}'' potash!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh. I could buy a new [[Compy, Inc.|Compy]] with that pot. One with a half-core processor.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is like that secret level of Super Punch-Out where you had to fight Buster Douglas and an ocelot at the same time!

==== Folding ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I fold.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna fold, and then sit here.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on! These cards is bloke.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fold.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks at cards}'' I don't think so.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a musical tone}'' This sucks!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha, no way!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm foldin' this crap!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't you worry about me not playing, guys. I'm gonna keep folding so you don't have to. You can thank me later.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh, no... Uhh, no... Uh, no.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll... fold.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And, I'm out.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And, this is where I kick back and relax, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, that card sucks pretty bad.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These cards suck harder than the King of Town at the bottom of a 72-ounce melt-shake.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not even going to dignify these cards with my sweet touch when I fold them.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These cards are like the ladies: they WISH they were getting played by me.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it's the worst three cards I ever saw.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Crap.
===== Folding after Flop Cards =====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Flop, flop crap. Crop. Trying to make it rhyme. See what I was doing there?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Flops are stupid, but floppy disks are [[portmanteaus|analogawesome]].
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That flop is scarier than most Marzipans I know.
===== Folding after River Card =====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The river! I'd like to drown that card's family in a river.

==== Checking ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Free card!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' OK. I check.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I check.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check, check, check it out.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe I ''won't'' check. Ohhhhhhhhhh... check.

==== Calling ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Calling!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm calling!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm calling!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Call!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I call.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll call.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah! Uh, let's do this.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't wait to see me a flippy floppy.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm totally in this hand! [[Total]], man.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not going to even count how much that is, because I call, and I don't care anymore. I don't care.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Trying to raise me off the pot, 'cause you think I have the wheel? Or the tire? Or the Guatemalan tricycle? I call!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a mocking tone}'' Ooh! The girls will go ''{emphasizes the word}'' crazy for a huge bet like that. Ha ha- ''{quickly changes to his normal voice}'' I call.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who do you think I am, that tightwad The King Of Town?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With a bet like that, you better wash your hands. ''{smiles, raises the pitch of his voice}'' Cause I know you're holding crap.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I call your bet! Which is clearly just you trying to impress the ladies... at home. Mmm...

==== Betting ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Be'in'!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll toss a few chippies into the pot! Chippy chippy.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, I'LL be the one to put some money in. Scare-dees.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't freak out, I'm betting a lot. But I asked your mom last night, and she said it was cool.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess I can throw a little money into the pot. And by throw I mean a crane is going to have to lower it onto the table.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaks in a monotone}'' I'll bet a small amount. So you amateurs don't ''{speaks normally}'' wet yourselves.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{tosses chips}'' Yeah, I just bet that. Don't lose your minds.

====Raising ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Raise.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's make this a little interesting, shall we?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm raising!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Raisin' in the sun!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How do you feel about... another raise? Not the toughest of guys now, eh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... OK, I raise.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I am puttin' you alls up in!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm raisin', and not even carin'. ''{unintelligible}''

==== Going All In ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I'm all in.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm all in!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm going all in.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the moment you've all been waiting for... ''{making exploding noises before the words}'' all in. ''{calmly, shaking his head}'' That was me saying "all in".
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' AAAALLLL IIIINNN-uh!!!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, I'm so sorry, this is going to make you cry, 'cause I'm all in.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I hope you're all wearing two belts, 'cause I'm about to all in the pants off this muh! 

=== Responding to Player's Actions ===
==== Player Folds ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Impressive folding, something[[face]]. Can I get you to fold my laun-dray?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's cool... if you're NOT concerned with impressing the ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's pretty much what a loser would do.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just because those three jokers folded doesn't mean you have to.

==== Player Checks ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You keep checkin', and I'll keep checkin' out the ''{stretches out each syllable}'' lay-days.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank god YOU'RE here.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mockingly}'' Watch out everyone! HUUGE check!

==== Player Goes All In ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jeez St. Jeezum!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! ''{turns his head away and speaks softly, feigning indifference}'' I mean... cool, whatever.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Squeedilywoooooow!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, that's classic.

==== Taunting Player ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I would hate to play against me.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Call it! Fold! Call it! Fold! I'm inside your head!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry about your chippies. Little chippies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is as boring as hanging out with the [[tire]] when it's in one of its moods.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like you're gonna have to fooooooold.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'd know exactly what to do here if you used Strong Bad's Ultra System for Perfect Pokering. ''{said quickly}'' Illegal in 42 states.

===== Making General Conversation With Player =====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just go for it!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. Luckily my [[The Cheat]] is covering me for any big bets that don't go my way.

===== Player Taking Too Long =====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is less fun than one of [[Homsar]]'s late night Jenga-jams.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not getting any younger. But I am getting more ''dignified''.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!
:{{short hr}}
:''(only if Heavy is present)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hurry up, before Heavy here jumps me into his gang!

=== Responding to Community Cards ===
==== Postive Reaction ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! ''{disinterested}'' I mean, cool. Whatever.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' YES!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Huttah!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Squeedily-WOW!

==== Negative Reaction ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?! ''{grumble}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come ON!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lame!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The pits!

=== End of Round ===
==== Strong Bad Wins Hand ====
[[File:strongbadheavy.jpg|thumb|Strong Bad may use the shovel from ''SBCG4AP'' to gather his winnings.]]
:'''VAN WINSLOW:''' Strong Bad wins the hand.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I only play red cards. I mean, good cards.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All I gots is this... winning hand! Psyche! Face! Whoop! Plowmph!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mocking tone}'' Oh man, ''what'' happened?
:'''TYCHO:''' You want me to say you won again?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess so. I mean if that's what happened for real and for true. Riiiiiiiiight?
:'''TYCHO:''' Die a sad, pitiful, painful death.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, [[G#Mispronunciation of G|juys]]!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just gonna keep winning. Same [[type]] deal. [[Twice]] [[times]]. Twice times.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I keep bettin' the muh-nay, and no one-a can beat me!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' In your collective faces, dorks! Same goes for my previous wins, which were up your collective BUTT.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I win again! Man, I hope this is all being recorded for a VHS box set.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Win again dot exe! ...dot gov. ...dot org.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, it feels so much cooler to flip over my cards to win all the big ones.

==== Player Wins Hand ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess that's a good hand, like a baby hand. You have baby hands.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' HA HA! Baby hands!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, you got some lucky cards. You know you're going to be hit by a truck on the way home, right? It's the inverse property of luck-have.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Anybody can get lucky. But it takes skill to get lucky like Strong Bad.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in his old Mexican accent}'' Look at that!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice hand, gigantic cheater.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know this game was rigged, right? By your mom. She paid me to do it. She pays all your friends too. And the woman you call grandma.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cheat! You are The Cheat!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just great. Tooootal crap.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not as great as the time I had a straight flush and a full house in the same hand. A flush house!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|I just...hate you. So much.]]
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, no! Plain ol' simple Middle American values no!

==== Player Loses Hand ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a mocking tone}'' Oh, man! Do you even ''{exaggerates the word}'' know how to play?
:''(If Heavy is present and also lost on hand)''
:'''Heavy:''' A little. I mostly know how to shoot things. ''{beat}'' These things are people.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe you're number ''and'' colorblind. Or just blind? Or just number?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Those'' are your cards? I feel bad for yo mutha.

==== Draw ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Grr...gimme back my chippies! Come back to poopaw!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?! This hand is way more awesome than yours! Don't I get a prize for style points?!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT, a tie?! That's the biggest rip this side of Strong Mad's grundies!

=== Elimination ===
==== Player Eliminated ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Later, loser!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily, with narrowed eyes}'' There's no quicker way to turn the hotties off than by being a terrible poker player, man.
::''{If Max is present, there is a chance he will reply:}''
:'''MAX:''' And yet all the craziest ones can't keep their hands off me.
::''{If Tycho is present and also lost money on the hand, there is a chance he will reply:}''
:'''TYCHO:''' I would say being a bad poker player comes ''second'' to being a four foot tall {{{swear|asshole}}} with no evidence of anatomy!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ouch, man. I'd feel like a real ouch man if I was knocked out already.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh look, a loser! In the wild!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Take it easy man, it's only a game.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lader, hoser!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I took your money, and it's not funnay... wait, it's actually really funnay...

====Strong Bad Wins an Item====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe I'll use this to bribe The Cheat into doing something ''hilariously'' illegal!

==== Strong Bad Eliminated ====
:'''VAN WINSLOW:''' Strong Bad has been eliminated from play.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo...! ''{voice trails off, slowly shuffles away}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that was a quivering [[pile]] of [[Not X|not fun]].
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Later, cheaters.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, I'm blowing this popstinkle stand.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know why I even sign up for these things. Lame appearance fees just get gobbled up by The Cheat's Jaffa Cakes problem, anyhow.
=====If Strong Bad wagered Dangeresque, Too?=====
[[File:PokerShadesAcquired.png|thumb|The player will only be awarded the Dangeresque shades if they are the one to eliminate Strong Bad.]]
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ...well, crap.

=== Tournament Ends ===
==== Strong Bad Wins The Tournament ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is my WILD WILD VICTORY SONG! DO YOU LIKE IT? CAN YOU SMELL IT? IT'S MY VICTORY SONG!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE! ''{Stands on chair, starts rocking it side to side. Falls on floor}'' Crap.
==== Player Wins The Tournament ====
:'''VAN WINSLOW:''' The player wins the tournament!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh! I was so close! NOOOO! ''{narrows eyes in an angry manner}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know I let you win, right? I like to see how the other half lives sometimes.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily}'' Walk away, Strong Bad...walk away...''{flails his arms}'' DON'T...LOSE IT! Kck-kck-kck-kck-kck!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! We're really gonna let Talky McTalktake win the whole deal?!

== Conversations ==
=== Introduction ===
:'''VAN WINSLOW:''' Oh, hello there! Another enthusiast, I presume? How good it is to see a fresh face here at the Inventory. I imagine you're here for the card game with the fellows downstairs? Let me lead you down there. ''{camera follows Van Winslow down the stairs and stops at the bottom}'' A first timer, hm? I'm a bit more familiar with the... eh... benefactions of the club. The club was founded in 1919 in response to an early draft of the 18th Amendment. Through... back channels, it was learned that this vile piece of legislation would not only outlaw libation, but games and amusements that could also "threaten the world-renown determination and productivity of the American Workforce." Pah! Can you imagine? GAMES OUTLAWED? Nevertheless, this club has remained here in secret ever since, just in case "those in charge" get another bee in their bonnet, hm? So, welcome. And enjoy yourself. ''{[[Pom Pom]] leaves the table in disgust. The camera follows Van Winslow to the poker table.}'' Ah, your table! Ahem, gentlemen! I hope there is room at the table for a fifth?
:'''MAX:''' Ah-ha! Fresh meat!
:'''VAN WINSLOW:''' Tonight's stakes will be ten thousand dollars.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, just because you're the manager, you get to make the rules?
:'''VAN WINSLOW:''' Manager? Ha, no, I am not under the employ of The Inventory. I just see to it that everybody has a good time. That will be ten thousand. I hope each of you brought your billfolds.

==== Wagering The Dangeresque Too Glasses at Buy-In ====
[[File:WearingDangeresqueGlasses.png|thumb|When wagering the sunglasses, Strong Bad wears them during the game.]]
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh... uh... I couldn't fit my briefcase full of cash in these pants on account of my [[Big Butts|ample hind-bosom]]. But I do have these cool-cool fadey-fadey shadey [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] glasses. They're worth like five ten thousand dollars-es. So, we're good. Right? ''{quietly}'' You guys bought that?
:'''VAN WINSLOW:''' If nobody else has a problem with it, Strong Bad will be buying in with collateral. Whoever knocks him out will receive his buy-in.

=== Strong Bad and Max Conversations ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So... Max. You're like one of those ''{pronounces as "poke-mons"}'' Pokémons, right?
:'''MAX:''' ''{narrows eyes}'' My genus and phylum is a mystery to all mankind.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Because I'd love to see some prepubescent pointy-haired kid run in here and stick you inside of a baseball ''{laughs at the end of the word}''. ''{in a high pitched voice, with a smile}'' That would be hilarious.
:'''MAX:''' Are you talking about the red-capped kidnapper who terrorized the fauna on the Upper West Side for months?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe.
:'''MAX:''' Because Sam, Flint, and I caught him trying to stuff a chimpanzee into his napsack, and made him cry for his mommy.
:{{short hr}}
:'''MAX:''' Hey Strong Bad, ever visit New York City? It's a dreamland of concrete, schwarmastands, and random acts of violence.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, but it looks like ''{referring to Tycho}'' web-comic over here is a regular visitor to New ''Dork'' City. Hee hee. ''{in a high pitched voice, with a smile}'' I bet he's got ''{raises his feet up and down}'' a little snowglobe ''{raises his arms}'' that says New Dork City.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys should know that ''{raises his arms and shakes his head}'' I don't mind playing for such low stakes ''{narrows his eyes and shakes his head}'' I know you all must be strapped for cash during these... tough economic times.
:'''MAX:''' I had a sizable checking account in 1992, but they closed it when Sam and I used it while learning to launder money...''{angrily}'' For research!
:{{short hr}}
[[File:strongbadmax.jpg|thumb|"Hey, [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|Bunnym'n]]."]]
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bunnym'n. How badly did those [[Telltale Games|Telltales]] hose you on your licensing agreement?
:'''MAX:''' Eh, Sam and I just focus on fighting crime. People have been making money on our exploits for decades.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I mean those incompetent dorks who captured maybe an ounce of our charm and charmisma in their terrible video game. Point on this, click on that. How 'bout I use MY fist on YOUR face, Telltales.
:'''MAX:''' Um, maybe you have me confused for someone else. Yeah. I disfigure bad guys and fight crime in New York City. That's my thing.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We're being ex-ploi-ted.
:'''MAX:''' ''{excitedly}'' Ooh, exploitation! Santa Claus subjugated an entire race of elves in Season Two and Three.
:{{short hr}}
:'''MAX:''' Hey, boxing glove guy. With a face like that, have you ever considered organized crime? Sam and I could come after you and we'd try not to rough you up too bad.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dabble in nefarious activities. Like [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist|the time]] I stole the [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] source code from those Telltale chumps.
:'''MAX:''' Ooh! That sounds criminal.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. I pulled it off without a hitch. Got the code over to my boys at [[Videlectrix]] who turned the game into a triple platinum, triple pixel best-seller. In... Guam.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a fake acting voice}'' Other than [[homestarrunner.com]], do you have any other ''{pronounces as fay-vor-ite}'' favorite websites, Max?
:'''MAX:''' Huh? Oh, I've got some favorite sites for laying in wait for criminals and general ne'er-do-wells around the city if that's what you're asking.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily}'' I said, do you have any favorite websites, Max? You're gonna cost me fifty bucks!
:'''MAX:''' Oh! ''{clears throat}'' ''{in a fake acting voice}'' When I'm on the intern-net, I can't stay away from www.telltalegames.com/store. ''{Max smiles}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't trust you one bit, ra-bbit.
:'''MAX:''' ''{cheerily}'' It's OK. I don't trust myself.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How do we know you don't have a never-ending stack of aces wherever you put your gun?
:'''MAX:''' ''{cheerily}'' Well, you don't. But you're welcome to look!
:{{short hr}}
:'''MAX:''' I don't know a lot about card games, truth be told. But, I take it you're a little bit of a beginner, yes?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you talking to ''{pronounces it as moy}'' moi?
:'''MAX:''' You betcha. You're as green as the bologna in Sam's mini-fridge.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily}'' Shut up, Stitch.
:'''MAX:''' ''{cheerily}'' It's OK. It just means you have to adopt a strategy of wanton deception.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... Not the [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"|woist]] idea I ever hoid.
:'''MAX:''' ''{furrows brow}'' Get into their heads.
:{{short hr}}
:'''MAX:''' In fairness, I'm a disgrace to others. Including women and children as well.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, your tiny head is a disgrace to evolution.

=== Strong Bad and The Heavy Conversations ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Heavym'n? Do you think you could take care of [[The King of Town]] for me?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I can assassinate King, yes. Is expensive though.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa. By "take care of", I meant maybe you and me sneak into his room and shave off half his mustache.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I am not best at sneaking.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe we could confront him in a dark alley then?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' This is better. That way blood wash away in rain.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. You're going to totally murder the King of Town, aren't you? ''{in a happy tone}'' Oh, well!
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Maybe you and I box?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't risk hurting my beautiful face. It's the franchise.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{cheerily}'' We spar. For fun.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I... don't think so.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily}'' Why do you keep calling me "tiny heavy"?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{cheerily}'' You are heavy. Tiny. No? You are RED team. You have {{p|l=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Killing_Gloves_of_Boxing Killing Gloves of Boxing}}. You earned these for being great killer. You should try out for RED team.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... I guess I could join your team of ruthless killers and lame hat-wearers and watch you get grenaded by eight year olds. I will play the role of team mother and Lord High Ragamuffin.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' You take many bullets before dying I think.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{happily}'' I likes the heroically tragic direction of my character.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, heavym'n. What's your current living situache?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{cheerily}'' I live in RED barracks. Is nice. There is foos table.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you say to taking a room at the [[House of the Brothers Strong|House of Strong]]?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{enthusiastically}'' There is vacancy?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, first you have to engage in the time honored tradition of tossing the fat hump of dump that currently occupies your room out the second story window.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{angrily}'' This is enemy?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad won't put up much of a fight. He doesn't put up much of a pulse as it is.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Tiny Heavy.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in an agitated tone}'' What is it?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Do you get the nightmares?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I get the [[Jibblies|jibblie]] nightmares. There's this one where Homestar is a giant cheese blintz, and Marzipan holds me at gunpoint and makes me eat him, and... uh... uh oh. ''{shakes and waves his hands}'' Jibblie, jibblie.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{with wide eyes}'' I am talking about visions of endless suffering. Dead doctors, everywhere. Spy cannot be found.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. But that sounds like the jibblies, man.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I do not like this "jibblies".
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{cheerily}'' What weapon do you carry, tiny Heavy?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you know, I got the [[Strong Bad's Bazooka|bazooka]], grappling gun, glue gun, my special [[Nunchuck Gun|nunchuck gun]]. And, of course, I got ''{holds up his fists}'' these babies. ''{kisses his fists one at a time}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Strong and bad, you wrestle? With mask?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{irritated}'' No, I'm a wrestle-man. Wrestle-''MAN''. Not like those hack wrestle-''LERS''.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Not like Iron Sheik?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, not like the Iron Stink. He's a "Ler". Ach-poo.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' This is too bad.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' If I bet that much, Sasha will go hungry.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What, is Sasha, like, your Pomeranian or something?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' She is my gun. For killing.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oookay.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' A tiny bet the size of the tiny Heavy.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you talking about, man?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Oh, tiny Heavy, you are so funny.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Hmm, I must think about this.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't hurt yourself there, Comrade Smart-insky...lov.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{to the tune of the death march}'' Da da da da duh da duh da duh da da.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't beat yourself up, Heavy Man.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Sometimes you must wait in cold anticipation for your enemy.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And sometimes you must wait in line for bread and blue jeans.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Heavym'n, they got those guys on the corner that sell bootleg DVDs off a blanket in your country?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I like movies, yes.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah? Like what? Fists of Knuckles? Beneath Fists of Knuckles? Fists of Knuckles: Babies? Classics!
:'''THE HEAVY:''' No. My favorites are The Dirty Dozen and the first twenty minutes of Rocky IV.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Strong and Bad, how is boxing career?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{furiously emphasizing each word}'' THESE ARE MY HANDS!
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I was boxer once. In school. We have to either box or learn to herd goats. ''{sadly}'' I am not good with goats.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Too much information, man. You're Too-Much-Information Man.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' At first, I do not like punching other boys. But then I learn to ''love it''.
:{{short hr}}
:'''VAN WINSLOW:''' The Heavy has been eliminated from play.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I am stupid, stupid, stupid Heavy.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't beat yourself up, [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|Heavyman]]. I don't think you'd survive.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Thank you, tiny heavy. ''{leaves table}''

=== Strong Bad and Tycho Conversations ===
<noinclude>{{uncensored|Strong Bad's Responses in Poker Night at the Inventory (censored)}}</noinclude>
:'''STRONG BAD:''' At least this is more fun than poker night at [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s. [[Marzipan]] is always walking around [[Naked Homestar Runner|au-natural]] trying to get everyone to play no-loser {{w|Candy Land}}.
:'''TYCHO:''' What's no-loser Candy Land?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know. Loser!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Your hair looks like a greasy hedgehog... unassociated with any video game license. That went to the barber and said, "Just a little off the suck, please".
:'''TYCHO:''' People always assume hedgehogs are greasy. Members of the order Erinaceomorpha are proud and extremely fastidious mammals.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You said it, not me.
:'''TYCHO:''' If one can overcome his trepidation at the sight of her spines, the hedgehog can make a wonderful pet. ''{seductively}'' Or... companion. ''{Strong Bad narrows his eyes and stares at Tycho}'' Their spines are not spines at all, but soft hairs made firm with keratin. At first she may bristle at your touch, ''{raises eyebrows}'' but as she warms to you, she may place a tiny paw on the glass, whispering "touch me". ''{moving his hand like a mouth}'' "Touch me like no man ever could". ''{closes his eyes, opens his mouth, and moves his hand over his face in a seductive manner. Then opens his eyes and gets embarrassed}'' Uh, I'm sorry... you were saying?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with his eyes still narrowed}'' Oh nothing. Just puking in my pants.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, nerd-rancher. How many hits does your fansite-for-babies that I hate get a month?
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{with a smug expression on his face}'' I don't really pay attention to that sort of thing... A couple million.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha, right! I get it. A few blajillion. Like on Monday, you got several ka-tillion hits. And on Tuesday, like half a blazill-illion.
:'''TYCHO:''' Those weren't even real numbers you just said.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not the only one making up numbers.
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{angrily}'' No, for real. It's like millions! I don't know how many millions.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Right. Well so does our website, bozo. ''{quickly}'' And so does Bozo's website.
:{{short hr}}
:'''TYCHO:''' How do you do anything even remotely interesting with hands like that? ''{gets a smug look on his face}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily, with narrowed eyes}'' You mean besides punching your groin-face in the face-groin?
:'''TYCHO:''' I mean let's say you ''{raises hand and shakes head}'' ''{puts emphasis on the word}'' somehow get an opportunity with the ladies?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily, with narrowed eyes. Raises arms.}'' Somehow! I had to cancel, like, five dates with nine supermodels just to be here.
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{quickly}'' Right, right, right. ''{narrows eyebrows in a confused manner}'' But what about the bra factor? How do you work the clasp?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha! Like they don't just ''{raises arms}'' fly off when they enter my ''{narrows eyes, shakes his head, and raises his arm}'' "natural musk fog".
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey dork, hey dork, hey dork!
:'''TYCHO:''' I assume you're talking to me?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sing-song}'' You know it! ''{normal}'' What kinda chintzy setup you got at home?
:'''TYCHO:''' Well, I built my desktop; it's pretty nice. I got a, let's see{{--}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, I-hate-you-whatever. I've got like a 500cc super-core [[Compé]], with like a tetra-bat of graphics, and all the bells and whistles! Actually, the entire computer is made out of bells and whistles.
:'''TYCHO:''' So, it's completely custom.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, and those bells and whistles are made out of flutes and oboes! It's OK to be jealous of my style.
:'''TYCHO:''' I'll keep that in mind.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey dorktake, you can't be a video game fanboy without digging the complete library of Videlectrix titles, am I right?
:'''TYCHO:''' I am a proponent of the classics, certainly.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Classic? I'm talkin' about Videlectrix's latest releases!
:'''TYCHO:''' Like...?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Like "Snake Boxer 6: Now the Snakes Have Fists Too".
:'''TYCHO:''' That would make the snakes a greater threat.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the point.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This treehouse of nerds pales in comparison to an even more secret club that I go to.
:'''TYCHO:''' In Strong Badia? Somewhere between an old tire and a pile of {{{swear|dogshit}}}? Maybe you have to knock three times on the skull of a dead hobo in the bushes, perhaps.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very smug}'' Ha, you wish you knew where it was. And even if you did, they wouldn't let you in.

=== Strong Bad, Max, and Tycho Conversations ===
:'''MAX:''' Did I ever tell you the time Flint caught Artie Flopshark, the poker instructor, stealing money from the tenants next store to our office?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, but this floppyshark sounds like my type of dude.
:'''MAX:''' Flint saw Artie going door to door telling some stupid story about having to run really far or a bunch of people were going to die. And people were just handing him stacks of cash!
:'''TYCHO:''' That actually sounds like a charity thing.
:'''MAX:''' Then why, pray-tell, throughout his entire vicious pummeling did Artie insist he needed "10K"?
:'''TYCHO:''' He didn't need "10K", he was running 10 k-lomiters for charity.
:'''MAX:''' Well, long story short, Flint broke both of his legs and beat him to within an inch of his life. So... he wasn't running anywhere after that.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I hear the cold ones are pretty good here.
:'''TYCHO:''' Aren't you, like, ten?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You, shut face! They also shake up some decent banan-ag. ''{in a disinterested monotone}'' Banang. Bana-ang. Ba...
:'''MAX:''' Stop it! ''{throws up his hands in frustration}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nang.
:{{short hr}}
:''(If the player stalls while Strong Bad, Max and Tycho are present)''
:'''TYCHO:''' If you don't play soon, Max is going to start showing things into his mouth - including human limbs - indiscriminately!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This might get interesting.

=== Strong Bad, The Heavy, and Tycho Conversations ===
:'''THE HEAVY:''' What do you do with life?
:'''TYCHO:''' Me?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Yes. What is possible with tiny, frail body?
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{nervously}'' I occupy myself with simulations... of various kinds.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' What is this?
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{nervously}'' I leverage technology... to augment my imagination. You know. Thereby...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me help you, Ivan. He lives in his parent's basement and subsists on cheese doodles and rejection.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Heavy. You know any ''{makes quotes movements with his hands}'' hot Russian spies?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I hate spies.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' But you gotta have the inside line on some deadly minxes named Natalya or Khrushchevia, right?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' You want hot spy?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Am I not wrestle man? ''{raises arms}'' Do I not wrestle bleed?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I have friend ''{raises his arm in a confirming manner}'' who get you a hot spy.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excitedly, raising his arms}'' Get him on the two-way, man!
:'''THE HEAVY:''' His name is Pyro.
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{smugly}'' Just real quick... the spy is hot in this case, because it is on fire.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sadly}'' Oh... not as good.
:{{short hr}}
:'''TYCHO:''' All of this card playing has me a bit parched. I could use a stiff drink.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily, with narrowed eyes}'' What's your poison, nerd-monger?
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{smugly}'' A gin fizz. Depending on the occasion.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha! ''{points toward Tycho}'' You're a girl. You pledged in a sorority in college, and you learned to make that drink there. Now, the big beefer, the morning pukies, the dirty sweatsock. Those are the drinks of champee-ons.
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{with raised, narrowed eyebrows}'' How about you, Heavy Weapons Guy? I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're a vodka guy.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Peach bellini, but bubbles can give me headache.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Hefty Bag, you ever play video games?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Just one.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah? What tickles your fancy?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' It is called...
:'''TYCHO''' "WoW"?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Nyet. That is not popular. It is called "[[Where's an Egg?]]"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{waving his hands}'' Wh-wh-wh-WHAT? I love "Where's an Egg?"
:'''THE HEAVY:''' "Where's an Egg?" is as big as "Tetris" in homeland!
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' These cards make me angry, like spinning mini-gun of killing.
:'''TYCHO:''' May I recommend Strong Bad?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good luck separating me from these guns.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Tycho ''{emphasis on each syllable, pronounced tai-chow}'', I hear you fancy your fancy self a bit of an internet celebrity.
:'''TYCHO:''' There's a distinct difference between fancying yourself something and actually being something.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you because of all the traffic.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I hear no cars...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm talking about all my crazy web-traffic, Ivan! This guy thinks he's some kind of Strong Bad with his Geocities account.
:'''TYCHO:''' Yeah, we have a convention. Last year, like sixty million people came. That's a lot.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just because your attendees WEIGHED as much as sixty million people does not mean that's how many showed up to your rinky-dink dinky-shrink.
:'''TYCHO:''' Well, we'll be sure YOU don't get a pass next year.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' HA! Like any convention is worth its salt distilled from the sweat of a thousand gamer-dorks without me.
:'''TYCHO:''' ...{{{swear|fucking}}} chuwero.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I am reminded of time Engineer kill entire team.
:'''TYCHO:''' {{{swear|Damn}}}, Heavy, that's... uh, heavy. Sorry to hear that.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I search entire base for him. He tries to kill me with turret and mini-turret, but I crush his toys like they are made of paper.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sound like-a some crappy toys if you ask me.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Then I find him hiding by teleporter. I take his gun away from him. He tries to hit me with wrench! Hahaha! So I take wrench away from him. I take his wrench, and shove it down his throat, all the way to the handle.
:'''TYCHO:''' {{{swear|Christ}}}!
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Ahahaha! Then, I rip off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you build toys now! ''{Laughs heartily}'' There is blood everywhere! And...HE'S CRYING! ''{Laughs more}''. I think he cries out for mother, but ''{laughs}'' the wrench is stuck in his throat, and it sounds like: ''{Heavy makes loud gurgling sounds, before breaking back into merry laughter}'' Is this not funniest thing?!?
:''{Max [Flint Paper at the bar if Max is eliminated], Tycho, and Strong Bad are all speechless, looking shocked. Tycho shakes his head silently.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That is some bleeped up bleep, man!{{ref|1}}

=== Strong Bad, The Heavy, and Max Conversations ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if this dump is haunted?
:'''MAX:''' ''{cheerily}'' Ooh, I hope so. There's something about being able to terrorize a spectral being without it up and dying on you that ''{furrows eyebrows}'' I just love.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{sadly, lowers his head}'' I do not like ghost.
:'''MAX:''' It's OK Mr. Weapons. I've got extensive experience with zombies and vampires. ''{points toward himself}'' I can handle a little ghost.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{with large eyes}'' You will take care of ghost for me?
:'''MAX:''' ''{cheerily}'' You betcha.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{cheerily, nods his head}'' I like you, tiny rabbit.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Tiny Heavy, who is your favorite to kill in war?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, in WAR? Probably those [[Green Helmets]]. You know, the guys who don't have any cool weapons or gimmicks, and come in a discount three-pack.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' To kill spy is glorious thing! How about you, Max? You are killing type.
:'''MAX:''' My favorite enemy? ''{gasps}'' That's like asking me to choose between my children!
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{laughs heartily}'' You crack me up, little bunny!

=== Conversations With All Four Players ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{pauses for a moment to think, scratching his chin}'' When I was boy, I was at camp being trained in many ways of combat.
:'''MAX:''' ''{smiling excitedly}'' Assassination camp for kids! Oh boy, this is going to be good.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' There was sparrow sitting on fence. Snow falls quietly around me. Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife. ''{looks down sadly}'' The boy runs away.
:'''MAX:''' ''{off-screen}'' And then...?
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I pick up Sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave.
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{sobbing with his head in his hands''}
:'''MAX:''' ''{looks on sadly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sad expression, looks up at Heavy}'' That's not even a little bit funny, man.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' ''{shakes his head sadly}'' No, it's not.
:{{short hr}}
:'''TYCHO:''' How'd you guys hear about the Inventory?
:'''MAX:''' Sam heard about it when we were on a case out west. And I'll loiter just about anywhere that will pour me a drink with no questions asked.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' My engineering friend brought me one night.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The only good thing I got out of those Telltales was a recommendation for a decent hang-out.
:{{short hr}}
:''(Note: This one only appears when Tycho is the first eliminated)''
:'''TYCHO:''' Urgh, fine time to just{{--}} ''{reaches for pocket}''
:''{The sound of Strong Bad and Max drawing their guns, Tycho looks worried.}''
:''{The sound of The Heavy's gun, Sasha, revving up.}''
:''{Tycho turns to see Max Strong Bad and Heavy threatening him with the Lugermorph, Nunchuck gun and default Sasha respectively.}''
:'''TYCHO:''' ''{takes out a "Grotien bar"}'' {{--}}FINISH THE SECOND HALF OF THIS CHEWY GRANOLA BAR, GUARANTEED TO CHEER ME UP AFTER LOSING A KING'S RANSOM. {{{swear|JESUS CRUNCHY CHRIST}}}! ''{Heavy and Max look regretful}''
:'''HEAVY:''' Oh. ''{puts Sasha down}''
:'''MAX:''' Woopsie! ''{Throws Lugermorph away}''
:''{Strong Bad keeps pointing his gun at Tycho}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hand it over. ''{Tycho shakes his head and leaves}''

=== Strong Bad Restarting The Conversation After He Was Interrupted ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyway...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, as I was saying...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Where was I? Oh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, anyway...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Back to what I was saying...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, sooo...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyways, I was saying...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap was I saying? Oh, right.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyways, back to me.

=== Conversations With A Non-Verbal Reaction By Strong Bad ===
:'''THE HEAVY:''' Hmm, I must think about this.
:'''MAX:''' Hey, uh. Mister Weapons Guy, I didn't take you for the thinking type.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I think very much.
:'''MAX:''' Don't worry. I haven't had a salient thought since Prince put out ''Purple Rain''.
:'''THE HEAVY:''' I know this music. Is good! Is new, no? ''{Strong Bad, Tycho, and Max all look at the Heavy quizzically.}''

=== Players Referring To Strong Bad When He's Not At The Table ===
:'''TYCHO:''' Well, the other proponents of this tournament would spend their winnings on corn dogs, 8-bit video games, or bullets. All worthy purchases actually.
:{{short hr}}
:'''TYCHO:''' Well, Strong Bad didn't win, which pleases me. ''{imitates Strong Bad's voice, in a high pitched manner}'' He needs to be taken down a peg.

== Notes ==
# {{note|1}} In the original 2010 release, the "bleeps" in this line are {{w|Bleep censor|censored}} regardless if the "strong language" setting is turned on or off. In the 2026 remastered release, Strong Bad's "bleeped up bleep" is no longer censored by an audio tone.

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