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User talk:Benol

2006-12-03T19:25:55Z

Benol: /* Discussing stuff I like */

'''Talk archives'''
Wait, I'm not popular enough for one of these! I suggest that you [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Benol&action=edit&section=new leave me a message]!

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http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/benol151pic.jpg
Yes. I really look like that!!!
== GUESTBOOK! ==
<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject:My Old Guestbook</div>DO NOT SIGN THIS! IT IS JUST FOR LOOKS!

''use the # format''
#{{User:Bubsty/sig}} Jeez, everyones gettin a guestbook now!!
#— {{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}} 18:32, 19 November 2005 (UTC) MY FIRST SPOT!
#[[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 18:36, 19 November 2005 (UTC)
#— {{User:Lapper/sig}} 20:22, 19 November 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:Jibney|Coach Z]]-this is a prorty gord usor porge! great jorb! oh...i morn...great jarb! or...i morn...great JEEEEAREAORFORB! worl gord lork!
#{{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:35, 21 November 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
#[[Image:Homsar-in-motion.gif]]Homsarroks[[Image:kookysig.gif]]-Check out my new sig!
#{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:39, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:SparkPlug|SparkPlug]] 02:45, 24 November 2005 (UTC) Oh, haldo! This is the weordist guest page I have seen.
# {{User:The Paper/sig}} 07:11, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}} 04:43, 28 November 2005 (UTC) I have signed your electronic guestbook, Sir B! Hurray for you!
# {{User:Salty/sig}} 23:49, 1 December 2005 (UTC) Nice ASCII stuff!!
#{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:41, 30 November 2005 (UTC) Good prize! Ding.
#{{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 23:51, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
#--{{User:djm1791/sig2}} 05:15, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 23:21, 4 December 2005 (UTC) Happy Decemberween!
#{{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 20:28, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Whoa. I didn't know Strong Bad's Lappy was so... big.
#{{User:Kilroy/sig}} 20:54, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:gwr2004/sig}} 07:10, 12 December 2005 (UTC) Supersize me!
#{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 13:10, 13 December 2005 (UTC) Phear my wrath!
#{{User:The thing/sig}} 8:41, 17 December 2005 (UTC)Yes YOU gave ME a virus!!!
#{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 00:37, 24 December 2005 (UTC) Thanks for the email!
#{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}} 21:45, 29 December 2005 (UTC) Nice ASCII!
#[[User:LePorello|LePorello]] 21:26, 30 December 2005 (UTC)Who will give you the next million <strike>punches in the face</strike> signatures?
#[[User:Seriously|Seriously]] 21:10, 1 January 2006 (UTC) i rock.
#--{{User:The 386/sig}} 22:14, 3 January 2006 (UTC) I don't care how much I have or what I'm doing. I am signing this.
# {{User:Tampo/sig}}
#[[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 14:31, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Bread Sing-a-longs ROCK! Nice art, by the way!
# Who be Timmy? You be cool! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
# {{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 13:22, 23 January 2006 (UTC) I user your links all the time againsat freinds!
#[[User:Yeltensic|Yeltensic]] [[User talk:Yeltensic|Save the guestbooks]] 19:13, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
</blockquote>

== Discussing Me ==
here you can talk about me

== Discussing Homestar ==
here you talk about Homestarrunner.com

== Discussing stuff I like ==
you know the drill already

Yo, 'sup? You still on the wiki? Well, I looked at your page at the Nick site just for the heck of it (not because I particularly like Nick or anything, I wanted to see more about you) and I saw you put reggae as your favorite style of music. Finally, someone else who likes reggae! You ''were'' serious, right, about liking reggae? That's totally awesome. There really aren't that many popular reggae singers or bands or whatever right now, which sucks, but there's Matisyahu. He's cool. What do you think? {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}

:yeah, I like reaggae. I don't use the wiki too often anymore, but I drop by from time to time.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 19:25, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

== My sandbox ==

TEST!--[[User:Benol|Coach B <img src=http://www.homestarrunner.com/coolbot.gif>]] 22:28, 22 October 2005 (UTC)
Test2--Coach B 22:29, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

==RE: Question==

:I went to [[User:Lapper|Lapper]]'s little icon help page, and copied the link. Thanks for asking.{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:34, 31 October 2005 (UTC)
==RE: Blog==
:Woah! That'd rule! Sure! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:53, 6 November 2005 (UTC)

:No no, thank '''you.''' And... how do I join? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:55, 6 November 2005 (UTC)

:Er... there isn't a link to join it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:59, 6 November 2005 (UTC)

:Yay! Thanks! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:03, 6 November 2005 (UTC)

==sig==

Woah! Your sig rules! Nice. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:54, 6 November 2005 (UTC)

== test ==

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{{User:Benol/sig}}
{{User:Benol/sig}} 18:10, 19 November 2005 (UTC)

== My input ==

Coach Z is awesome, but I still think that Homsar rules over all!--Homsarroks

== Personal Images ==

Hey there... I like your pictures, but wiki policy states that a user can only have one personal image. Currently you have three. Please mark two of them for deletion with <nowiki>{{delete|personal image}}</nowiki>. Thanks. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==To be templated==
But actually, Benol, the [[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]] wouldn't have had to ask if you had used <nowiki>{{delete}} instead of {{tobedeleted}}</nowiki>. It alows you to put in a reason for deletion, e.g. <nowiki>{{delete|It's a bunch of crap for crap.}}</nowiki>. Initially this was intended to be used more for "speedy deletes" whereas "tobedeleted" gave the delete time to be debated and rehashed on the talk page, but it's starting to be used unilaterally now. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:57, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:Actually, neither one of those templates is correct in this case. Pages that are merged need to be redirected to the new page, so that's what I did. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:15, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

== Username ==

Hey there Coach B. If that's the name you're going to use (instead of Benol), why don't you make a request to [[HRWiki:Changing username|have it formally changed]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:10, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:I go by both. Coach B is my nick name. I want to keep Benol.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 04:23, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
::Well, okay then. But it ''is'' kinda disconcerting clicking on a link and being taken somewhere else. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:38, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
:::Can I revive this conversation? It would be nice if you picked one or the other. It's not an absolute rule that your sig matches your username, but it's strongly encouraged. A newish user could be confused by not being able to find the "Coach B" who wrote a given comment. If you want to keep Benol, maybe you could sign with it? Or if not, let me give another nudge to It's dot com's suggestion to formalize Coach B. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:13, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

==Really Fake Pictures==

I'd suggest using that header (hilight it) But you can stick with the italics if you want to keep it obvious. Up to you. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:31, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

:thanks! now it looks cool!!!--{{User:Benol/sig}} 04:33, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

::I thought you'd like it. (Oh, and it's best to keep converstations on the page they start on, keeps things more understandable. I used to do the same thing, reply on the sender's talk page. But the sender usually checks back on the sendee's talk page, especially if both talkers are active at the time. Usually they'll still know where to look for your reply) Glad to see I could help. (And if you think that's tricky, you should try clicking the little double arrows in my sig) :) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:36, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

==two things==
:<nowiki>#</nowiki> 1: Wow, your picture looks a lot like my friend Christopher. (minus the smiley-face).
:<nowiki>#</nowiki> 2: Did you make those pics on the bottom of your user page? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:00, 24 November 2005 (UTC)

Two Things
:<nowiki>#</nowiki> 1: My name is Ben, and that picture is really old, like from 4th grade or something.
:<nowiki>#</nowiki> 2: Sorta yes, sorta no. go to www.atom.smasher.org--{{User:Benol/sig}} 04:05, 24 November 2005 (UTC)

== I NEED IMMEDIATE HELP!!!!!! ==

I GOT 126 E MAILS SAYING I ASKED FOR MY PASSWORD TO BE CHANGED!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!! IT WAS A TROLL OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!--{{User:Benol/sig}} 22:42, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

:It was a troll. Go ahead and just delete them. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 22:43, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
::And if you'd like more info, try going [[Talk:Main Page#NSMC is at it again|here]]. But don't worry about it. Consider yourself lucky: I got hit with '''4,868''' spam mails. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::I got hit with something like 3000. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:19, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
::::19. Y'all are so whack. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:24, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::Never mind. It was 4,992 spam e-mails. (I beat you dorian gray :-) ). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:36, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::Was it a contest? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::No. That was a joke. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:50, 9 December 2005 (UTC)

== '''An electronic innitiation''' ==

I see. It would be an honor to have you aboard. But first you must answer me this! What type of service would you provide for our meddling gang of skinflints?

---Insert cheap compliment to '''Sir Strong Bad''' here---

== Oven mitts O_o ==

Actually that thing is outdated 'cuz I've worn oven mitts quite a few times
ah well
what's with the smiley face? xD --[[User:FelinaKrystalle|Felina-Krystalle]] 10:02, 8 December 2005 (UTC)

== An electronic induction! ==

Dear Sir B, '''Stop'''

In case you didn't already know, your telegramoprofile is present on my electronic '''Honorary Members''' page. '''Stop'''

Just letting you know. '''Stop'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

== An electronic request! ==

Greetings, Sir B! '''Stop'''

I am updating my Honorary Gang Members electronic page and I need the following information. '''Stop'''

What rank would you consider yourself in my gang? '''Stop'''

For example, I am the '''"Brains"'''. '''Stop'''

The Sneak is '''"The Thief"'''. '''Stop'''

And The Strong Man is '''"The Brawn"'''. '''Stop'''

Please try not to use any of those ranks. '''Stop'''

Please respond on my electronic talk page. '''Stop'''

Dapperly yours,

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

==Don't Click This==
That thing that you told me not to click... Well I CLICKED IT and IT GAVE ME A VIRUS!!!!!--I have to get a new computer, {{User:The thing/sig}}
:It gave you a virus? you mean all those pop-ups? They're supposed to come up... I dont think they hurt your computer. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:57, 13 December 2005 (UTC)

:Well at the bottom of the screen it said Virus detected.--{{User:The thing/sig}}
::Uh oh. Looks like Benol might be all up ons. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:40, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
:::[[virus|Similarities?]]--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 21:42, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::No, Most antivirus software says popups are viruses. trust me. My cousin showed me that joke. it didn't ruin my comp. I suggest you install a popup blocker! :D --{{User:Benol/sig}} 20:53, 18 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::You mean my computer's going to be fine? Oh, that's a relief! I clicked on the link twice last week (just to check if the virus warnings that appeared were real) and spent days afterwards worrying about what was going to happen. Since then, my computer hasn't gone wrong and I'm feeling better. At least I have a popup blocker. ''Coach B, you jerk!'' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:59, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
Everything's fine. there's nothig to wory about.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 17:04, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
:Keep your pants on. For real. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 17:17, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
::The poppups are not coming up any more.?? Whats the deal with that? {{User:The thing/sig}} 20:58, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
::::I can't belive you never thought of restarting your compy.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 22:47, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::Oh, I've seen this "joke" before! At my previous school, someone loaded up the webpage on one of the library computers. After he closed the window, the entire screen filled up with, like, a million popups. They were all moving around the screen whilst flashing! He used the old Control-Alt-Delete to get rid of them and that was that. Strangely, when I clicked on the link, I never got the popups. I thought the webpage was trying to install viruses onto my computer. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 12:58, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::MAKE THEM COME BACK!!!!{{User:The thing/sig}} 22:15, 22 December 2005 (UTC)
:Make what come back?--{{User:Benol/sig}} 22:57, 22 December 2005 (UTC)
::The poppups.{{User:The thing/sig}} 18:54, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
:::'''WHAT''' DID YOU CALL MY MANGO?!?!?!?!-{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 18:56, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Say what{{User:The thing/sig}} 01:00, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

==Haldo'd!!==
I realized that I never officially gave you a random hi message, so here it is! Hi.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:04, 16 December 2005 (UTC) 
Thanks--{{User:Benol/sig}}17:05, 16 December 2005 (UTC) 
*Did you look at my user page?--{{User:Benol/sig}}17:07, 16 December 2005 (UTC) 
Yeah. Muy interasante, senor. --{{User:Homsarroks/sig}}17:09, 16 December 2005 (UTC) 
Do you like the cool pics?--{{User:Benol/sig}}17:10, 16 December 2005 (UTC) 
Yeah. BTW, why does your sig keep on coming out with the date weird?--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:12, 16 December 2005 (UTC) 
I don't know!!!!!!--{{User:Benol/sig}}17:13, 16 December 2005 (UTC) 
I fixed it for you. Just delete the space between your sig and the time and date and it will be okay.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:15, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
*thanks--{{User:Benol/sig}}17:16, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
NP. Just stay away from Venezuelan Beaver Cheese for a while and the swelling should go down.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:20, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
*THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!!!--{{User:Benol/sig}} 17:21, 16 December 2005 (UTC)

== ALICE ==
I saw that link to ALICE the chatbot at your user page. I tried her before. It was ok, but she couldn't follow conversations very well. Then, I found a better one, named Alan. You can find him here: http://www.a-i.com/alan1/ . I hope you enjoy him. --{{User:Salty/sig}} 15:22, 17 December 2005 (UTC)

==yikes!!==
From recent changes:
<blockquote>Moving day!</blockquote>
:So you're like... moving houses, or something else? Is that why you're stress template is so high? Hope things turn out better for you. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:29, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:Hmm.... maybe that's why he hasn't responded to me. {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:49, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
no. just moving sections on my userpage!--{{User:Benol/sig}} 00:53, 21 December 2005 (UTC)

== An electronic crisis! ==

Dear, Sir B '''Stop'''

I apologize for being absent for a while. '''Stop'''

The Decemberween season keeps me busy even in the past! '''Stop'''

It is a delight to recollect with the gang during this glorious season! '''Stop'''

However our joyous gatherings may have to end shortly. '''Stop'''

For a complaint has been presented to my electronic talk page. '''Stop'''

Please refer to my talk page and view the complaint from Sir Dot Com. '''Stop'''

If you all agree to the idea he has proposed then the gang may live for another day! '''Stop'''

I thank you all in the most gracious manner and bid you a very merry Decemberween season! '''Stop'''

Sincerely,

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

:This technically doesn't apply to you, but see [[User_talk:Sir_Strong_Bad#Personal_images]] for more info. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:43, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

::Okay. I knew that that was going to happen some day soon.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 05:44, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

== I know this is totally random but... ==

Why did you remove the insane dancing/jumping/having a heart attack GIR things on your user page? They were so cool! I could stare at them and forget what I was doing. Where did you get those anyway? By the way, Invader Zim was one of my favorite shows, and I always wondered why they had to cancel it. Seriously, GIR is one of the funniest things on this planet. All the references to piggies and moose...es were hilarious! Um, wait, why did I come here again? Oh yeah! Well, anyway, happy new year! {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 16:56, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
::They made my page look all cluttered. but, here is the picture: http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/xwhenrosesbleedx/20.gif --{{User:Benol/sig}} 17:13, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
== RE: pic ==
Follow the link on my page to find the generator.

== An electronic animation! ==

Dear Sir B, '''Stop'''

Please view the brand new symbol-ma-drawin' I have crafted on my electronic user page! '''Stop'''

Has fun! '''Stop'''

{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}

== I Quit! ==

Hey I don't think thats your real mood but any way if your looking for the highest mood rateing here it is:

Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|thumb|right|150px|YOUR CAPTION HERE

Now just add the [[ ]]'s and your done

-{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}} 21:11, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

== Science Song Thing ==
Hey B, did you make up that science song? I say it oftentimes! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 15:30, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
:no, my cousin did.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 16:13, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

== ASCII ==
I love your ASCII did you make it? {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:57, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
:Nope, I cheated! I used a generator at glassgiant.com.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 15:59, 16 January 2006 (UTC)

== Just who do you think you are? ==

Saying that I'm the next to leave. Do you ever read what you post on those talk pages or use the preview? Because I thought that the people on this wiki were nicer than that. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:19, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

:Um, I'm pretty sure Benol didn't mean to offend you by saying that, and he probably just meant because all the ''cool'' users were leaving, you'd be leaving too. So, if you interpret it the right way, then you'll realize it's a compliment. {{User:Seriously/sig}}

== Andy Milonakis ==

Cool you've seen the andy milonakis skow! My brother writes for it. I IM andy! {{User:The thing/sig}} 21:27, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
:Cool! I've only seen it a couple times, and it is so stupid that it's funny! (kinda like BoBoBoBo BoBo BoBoBo)--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:29, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

== Userpage: Production update! ==

I've made a new caption contest on my user page. Check it out if you want! {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:50, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

== Spanish quote ==

[[Image:nibbles.PNG|thumb|Congrats Coach B/Benol (dos veces)!]]--[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]

Thanks--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:55, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
:You're welcome!--[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
::+The "Stopped The Thing From bugging Me Too Much" Award! 2.26.2006

== Troll ==

There was just User:ohW_.rD here vandalizing! --{{User:The thing/sig}} 15:24, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
:Waddya mean?--{{User:Benol/sig}} 20:02, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
::This morning he was trolling my user page and other pages. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 20:08, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

== Bubsty ==

O' and bubsty is still at [http://weirdal.wikicities.com/ my wiki.] --{{User:The thing/sig}} 15:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

== Unused images ==

Please stop marking unused images for deletion. They're not hurting anything by sitting dormant on the server, and we might find a use for them in the future. The only reason an image would need to be deleted is if it's a duplicate or if it's too poor a quality or if it's a personal image and the original uploader requests it. Otherwise, they're fine as they are. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:32, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

== Bye ==

'''NOTE''': This is a copy of somthing from a other page but it is not a joke!

I have sad new I am leaving the wiki because 1 Bubsty left and then the thing and one by one everyone I know is leaving so I will join them. Also, I have new prorites like school has gotten really time ubsorbent and I have like 2 hours of homework a night. I also am spending much more time on TMO and need to focus there because this (the wiki) is a hobby and TMO is what my dream has been to make films. So if you want to say your good byes do em' quick because I leave Saterday. Good bye freind and may I meet you again some day.
-{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}}

Good job with the run on scentences. Bye! P.S. What is TMO?--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:37, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

There are so many frickin' typos in ''both'' of those comments it makes me want to cry. Wow. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 22:34, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

== Win XP ==

No, I have a perfectly fine video card. Actually, it doesn't matter because it's fixed. Don't ask, just, it's fixed. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:30, 27 February 2006 (UTC)
:Uh, no, it's bad again. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 04:30, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::Get a second video card and a second monitor. Then you can use BOTH moniters at the same time. Cool, huh?--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:13, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

== Andy Mil. ==

Andy Milonakis has a wiki! [http://www.editthis.info/milonakis_wiki/index.php] and my brother writes for it and you watch it so. There ya go. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 14:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

== Funny ==

Hey! Your funny, so want to join the funny wiki? {{User:the thing/sig}} 19:49, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
-no, sorry. I have better things to do--{{User:Benol/sig}} 19:50, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

User:Benol

2006-12-03T19:19:54Z

Benol:

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♪ Timmy was a chemist, Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was [[Wikipedia:Water|H2O]] was [[Wikipedia:Sulfuric acid|H2SO4]]! ♪ 

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[[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Could it go any higher?]]

[[Image:Benolpic.jpg|thumb|left|I Just wanted a Christmas Ham]]
 

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Water_on_mars.jpg OMG!!!! PROOF THERE IS WATER ON MARS!!!!]

== me ==
{{User:Benol/userbox}}
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/benoleinstien.jpg

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Benol</div>Hey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"

Coach Z is the best jengajam on the whole website. I won't lie to you. Strong Bad is no way as cool as him. I mean, even the cheat doesn't even compare to his awsomeness.

E mail me at [mailto:olsonbe@bellsouth.net olsonbe@bellsouth.net]. I don't have AIM, or MSN, and I will never get them. no, not even for you, Nebulon. However, I have YIM. My name is Benol_The_Master. I have a blog. it's called [http://shinyboxy.blogspot.com/ Shiny Box] I also have a homestar blog. it's called [http://casaestrellacorredor.blogspot.com/ Casaestrella Corredor]

I also live in Georgia. Really '''REALLY''' close to Atlanta, (where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live). Just about half an hour away.</blockquote>

== My Username ==
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/benoldictionary.jpg
[[Image:Benoloil.jpg|thumb|I swear this guy isn't me!]]
My user name began when I got a cool computer thing called a [[Wikipedia:Cybiko|Cybiko]]. It told me to create a username, and I tried to put my whole name in. It woulsn't fit, and got shortened to benols. I decided to take the "s" off, and benol was born.

Pronounciation: Ben-ole (rhymes with hole) '''NOT''' Ben-all (rhymes with ball)

(Note:benol is not to be confused with BeNOL, a high preformance racing oil.)

=== Other Website Usernames ===
*[[Wikipedia:Main Page|Wikipedi]][[Commandos in the Classroom|a]]: [[Wikipedia:User:Benol|Benol]]
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/ Uncyclopedia]: [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benol Benol]
*[http://www.neopets.com Neopets]: [http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=benol151 benol151]
*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]
*[http://www.photobucket.com Photobucket]: [http://photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/ benol151]
*[http://www.nick.com Nickelodeon]: [http://www.nick.com/mynick/nickPage/index.jhtml?username=benol benol]
*[http://www.deviantart.com Deviant Art]: [http://benol.deviantart.com/ benol]
*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]

== The Homestar Runner Experience ==
My first experience with homestar was when I was in the 5th grade. somebody told me about a thing called "[[Homestar Talker]]" where you could make someone talk. He told me that he said "marshmallow" wierd. When I got home, I completely forgot what it was called. then, in 7th grade, I saw my friend Robert wearing a [[Strong Bad]] hoodie. I saw on the back the Homestar Runner website URL and went to it when I got home. I had been hooked on Homestar ever since.

=== Homestar Favorites ===
*Favorite character: [[Coach Z]]
*Favorite Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Favorite Sbemail: [[dangeresque 3]]
*Favorite Song: a tie between [[These peoples try to fade me]] and [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]]

== favorite quotes ==
<blockquote class="compy email">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.
 '''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
 '''COACH Z:''' I'm the blade man, man!
 '''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, that's gross!
 '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Somebody's a gwabbin' my butt!</blockquote>

== My sig ==
this be my sig. --{{User:Benol/sig}}

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== Contribs! ==
<blockquote class="tandy email">I made [[Minor Companies]]!
I also came up with the idea for [[Radio Stations and Shows]]</blockquote>

==Really Fake Pictures==
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== Haikus are overrated! It's Limerick Time!!! ==
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Feel free to post your own

There once was a guy named Homestar He wanted to drive a car He put in the key It started to splee And he didn't get very far!--{{User:Benol/sig}}

== External Links ==
*[http://www.runabot.com/cgi-bin/webcom/raim?botname=benolbot My chatbot] Fun to chat to. I swear it isn't a real person!
*[http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1 A.L.I.C.E.] The most inteligent chatbot. I swear this isn't a person.
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Blacksheep] I know everybody has gone here, but here's the link anyways.
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html DON'T CLICK HERE!!!] I MEAN IT!!!!
*[http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Benol DON'T CLICK HERE EITHER!!!] It will steal your soul!!!
*[http://www.mindistortion.net/comicgen/?view=36255 a comic I made]
*[http://tuner1.dc1.sonixtream.com./solon/media/tuner/Tuner?aff=star94&type=IE listen to my favorite radio station, Star 94] Requires Internet Explorer
*[http://music.yahoo.com/lc/?rt=0&rp1=0&rp2=1937202201 Listen to my radio station I made with Yahoo! Music] it's cool!

User:Benol

2006-12-03T18:44:54Z

Benol:

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<big><big><big><big>I HAVE RETURNED!!!!</big></big></big></big>
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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[http://benol.podOmatic.com/?badge=1 Click Here!]

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♪ Timmy was a chemist, Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was [[Wikipedia:Water|H2O]] was [[Wikipedia:Sulfuric acid|H2SO4]]! ♪ 

<big><big><big>School just started for me, so I won't be on as much. GO 9th GRADE!!!!!</big></big></big>

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[[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Could it go any higher?]]

[[Image:Benolpic.jpg|thumb|left|I Just wanted a Christmas Ham]]
 

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Water_on_mars.jpg OMG!!!! PROOF THERE IS WATER ON MARS!!!!]

== me ==
{{User:Benol/userbox}}
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<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Benol</div>Hey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"

Coach Z is the best jengajam on the whole website. I won't lie to you. Strong Bad is no way as cool as him. I mean, even the cheat doesn't even compare to his awsomeness.

E mail me at [mailto:olsonbe@bellsouth.net olsonbe@bellsouth.net]. I don't have AIM, or MSN, and I will never get them. no, not even for you, Nebulon. However, I have YIM. My name is Benol_The_Master. I have a blog. it's called [http://shinyboxy.blogspot.com/ Shiny Box] I also have a homestar blog. it's called [http://casaestrellacorredor.blogspot.com/ Casaestrella Corredor]

I also live in Georgia. Really '''REALLY''' close to Atlanta, (where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live). Just about half an hour away.</blockquote>

== My Username ==
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/benoldictionary.jpg
[[Image:Benoloil.jpg|thumb|I swear this guy isn't me!]]
My user name began when I got a cool computer thing called a [[Wikipedia:Cybiko|Cybiko]]. It told me to create a username, and I tried to put my whole name in. It woulsn't fit, and got shortened to benols. I decided to take the "s" off, and benol was born.

Pronounciation: Ben-ole (rhymes with hole) '''NOT''' Ben-all (rhymes with ball)

(Note:benol is not to be confused with BeNOL, a high preformance racing oil.)

=== Other Website Usernames ===
*[[Wikipedia:Main Page|Wikipedi]][[Commandos in the Classroom|a]]: [[Wikipedia:User:Benol|Benol]]
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/ Uncyclopedia]: [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benol Benol]
*[http://www.neopets.com Neopets]: [http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=benol151 benol151]
*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]
*[http://www.photobucket.com Photobucket]: [http://photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/ benol151]
*[http://www.nick.com Nickelodeon]: [http://www.nick.com/mynick/nickPage/index.jhtml?username=benol benol]
*[http://www.deviantart.com Deviant Art]: [http://benol.deviantart.com/ benol]
*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]

== The Homestar Runner Experience ==
My first experience with homestar was when I was in the 5th grade. somebody told me about a thing called "[[Homestar Talker]]" where you could make someone talk. He told me that he said "marshmallow" wierd. When I got home, I completely forgot what it was called. then, in 7th grade, I saw my friend Robert wearing a [[Strong Bad]] hoodie. I saw on the back the Homestar Runner website URL and went to it when I got home. I had been hooked on Homestar ever since.

=== Homestar Favorites ===
*Favorite character: [[Coach Z]]
*Favorite Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Favorite Sbemail: [[dangeresque 3]]
*Favorite Song: a tie between [[These peoples try to fade me]] and [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]]

== favorite quotes ==
<blockquote class="compy email">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.
 '''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
 '''COACH Z:''' I'm the blade man, man!
 '''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, that's gross!
 '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Somebody's a gwabbin' my butt!</blockquote>

== My sig ==
this be my sig. --{{User:Benol/sig}}

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== Contribs! ==
<blockquote class="tandy email">I made [[Minor Companies]]!
I also came up with the idea for [[Radio Stations and Shows]]</blockquote>

==Really Fake Pictures==
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== Haikus are overrated! It's Limerick Time!!! ==
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Feel free to post your own

There once was a guy named Homestar He wanted to drive a car He put in the key It started to splee And he didn't get very far!--{{User:Benol/sig}}

== External Links ==
*[http://www.runabot.com/cgi-bin/webcom/raim?botname=benolbot My chatbot] Fun to chat to. I swear it isn't a real person!
*[http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1 A.L.I.C.E.] The most inteligent chatbot. I swear this isn't a person.
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Blacksheep] I know everybody has gone here, but here's the link anyways.
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html DON'T CLICK HERE!!!] I MEAN IT!!!!
*[http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Benol DON'T CLICK HERE EITHER!!!] It will steal your soul!!!
*[http://www.mindistortion.net/comicgen/?view=36255 a comic I made]
*[http://tuner1.dc1.sonixtream.com./solon/media/tuner/Tuner?aff=star94&type=IE listen to my favorite radio station, Star 94] Requires Internet Explorer
*[http://music.yahoo.com/lc/?rt=0&rp1=0&rp2=1937202201 Listen to my radio station I made with Yahoo! Music] it's cool!

User:Benol

2006-12-03T18:42:55Z

Benol:

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<big><big><big><big>I HAVE RETURNED!!!!</big></big></big></big>
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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♪ Timmy was a chemist, Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was [[Wikipedia:Water|H2O]] was [[Wikipedia:Sulfuric acid|H2SO4]]! ♪ 

<big><big><big>School just started for me, so I won't be on as much. GO 9th GRADE!!!!!</big></big></big>

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[[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Could it go any higher?]]

[[Image:Benolpic.jpg|thumb|left|I Just wanted a Christmas Ham]]
 

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Water_on_mars.jpg OMG!!!! PROOF THERE IS WATER ON MARS!!!!]

== me ==
{{User:Benol/userbox}}
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<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Benol</div>Hey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"

Coach Z is the best jengajam on the whole website. I won't lie to you. Strong Bad is no way as cool as him. I mean, even the cheat doesn't even compare to his awsomeness.

E mail me at [mailto:olsonbe@bellsouth.net olsonbe@bellsouth.net]. I don't have AIM, or MSN, and I will never get them. no, not even for you, Nebulon. However, I have YIM. My name is Benol_The_Master. I have a blog. it's called [http://shinyboxy.blogspot.com/ Shiny Box] I also have a homestar blog. it's called [http://casaestrellacorredor.blogspot.com/ Casaestrella Corredor]

I also live in Georgia. Really '''REALLY''' close to Atlanta, (where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live). Just about half an hour away.</blockquote>

== My Username ==
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/benoldictionary.jpg
[[Image:Benoloil.jpg|thumb|I swear this guy isn't me!]]
My user name began when I got a cool computer thing called a [[Wikipedia:Cybiko|Cybiko]]. It told me to create a username, and I tried to put my whole name in. It woulsn't fit, and got shortened to benols. I decided to take the "s" off, and benol was born.

Pronounciation: Ben-ole (rhymes with hole) '''NOT''' Ben-all (rhymes with ball)

(Note:benol is not to be confused with BeNOL, a high preformance racing oil.)

=== Other Website Usernames ===
*[[Wikipedia:Main Page|Wikipedi]][[Commandos in the Classroom|a]]: [[Wikipedia:User:Benol|Benol]]
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/ Uncyclopedia]: [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benol Benol]
*[http://www.neopets.com Neopets]: [http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=benol151 benol151]
*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]
*[http://www.photobucket.com Photobucket]: [http://photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/ benol151]
*[http://www.nick.com Nickelodeon]: [http://www.nick.com/mynick/nickPage/index.jhtml?username=benol benol]
*[http://www.deviantart.com Deviant Art]: [http://benol.deviantart.com/ benol]
*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]

== The Homestar Runner Experience ==
My first experience with homestar was when I was in the 5th grade. somebody told me about a thing called "[[Homestar Talker]]" where you could make someone talk. He told me that he said "marshmallow" wierd. When I got home, I completely forgot what it was called. then, in 7th grade, I saw my friend Robert wearing a [[Strong Bad]] hoodie. I saw on the back the Homestar Runner website URL and went to it when I got home. I had been hooked on Homestar ever since.

=== Homestar Favorites ===
*Favorite character: [[Coach Z]]
*Favorite Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Favorite Sbemail: [[dangeresque 3]]
*Favorite Song: a tie between [[These peoples try to fade me]] and [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]]

== favorite quotes ==
<blockquote class="compy email">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.
 '''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
 '''COACH Z:''' I'm the blade man, man!
 '''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, that's gross!
 '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Somebody's a gwabbin' my butt!</blockquote>

== My sig ==
this be my sig. --{{User:Benol/sig}}

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== Contribs! ==
<blockquote class="tandy email">I made [[Minor Companies]]!
I also came up with the idea for [[Radio Stations and Shows]]</blockquote>

==Really Fake Pictures==
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/office-building.jpg http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/BAR-B-Q.jpg http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/pack-square.jpg
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== Haikus are overrated! It's Limerick Time!!! ==
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Feel free to post your own

There once was a guy named Homestar He wanted to drive a car He put in the key It started to splee And he didn't get very far!--{{User:Benol/sig}}

== External Links ==
*[http://www.runabot.com/cgi-bin/webcom/raim?botname=benolbot My chatbot] Fun to chat to. I swear it isn't a real person!
*[http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1 A.L.I.C.E.] The most inteligent chatbot. I swear this isn't a person.
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Blacksheep] I know everybody has gone here, but here's the link anyways.
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html DON'T CLICK HERE!!!] I MEAN IT!!!!
*[http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Benol DON'T CLICK HERE EITHER!!!] It will steal your soul!!!
*[http://www.mindistortion.net/comicgen/?view=36255 a comic I made]
*[http://tuner1.dc1.sonixtream.com./solon/media/tuner/Tuner?aff=star94&type=IE listen to my favorite radio station, Star 94] Requires Internet Explorer
*[http://music.yahoo.com/lc/?rt=0&rp1=0&rp2=1937202201 Listen to my radio station I made with Yahoo! Music] it's cool!

User:Benol

2006-11-18T23:11:09Z

Benol: I HAVE RETURNED!!!!

<big><big><big><big>I HAVE RETURNED!!!!</big></big></big></big>
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
<div class="usermessage">Everyone has one of these [[User_talk:Benol|message]] things.</div>
 
 
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♪ Timmy was a chemist, Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was [[Wikipedia:Water|H2O]] was [[Wikipedia:Sulfuric acid|H2SO4]]! ♪ 

<big><big><big>School just started for me, so I won't be on as much. GO 9th GRADE!!!!!</big></big></big>

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[[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Could it go any higher?]]

[[Image:Benolpic.jpg|thumb|left|I Just wanted a Christmas Ham]]
 

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Water_on_mars.jpg OMG!!!! PROOF THERE IS WATER ON MARS!!!!]

== me ==
{{User:Benol/userbox}}
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<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: Benol</div>Hey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"

Coach Z is the best jengajam on the whole website. I won't lie to you. Strong Bad is no way as cool as him. I mean, even the cheat doesn't even compare to his awsomeness.

E mail me at [mailto:olsonbe@bellsouth.net olsonbe@bellsouth.net]. I don't have AIM, or MSN, and I will never get them. no, not even for you, Nebulon. However, I have YIM. My name is Benol_The_Master. I have a blog. it's called [http://shinyboxy.blogspot.com/ Shiny Box] I also have a homestar blog. it's called [http://casaestrellacorredor.blogspot.com/ Casaestrella Corredor]

I also live in Georgia. Really '''REALLY''' close to Atlanta, (where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live). Just about half an hour away.</blockquote>

== My Username ==
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/benoldictionary.jpg
[[Image:Benoloil.jpg|thumb|I swear this guy isn't me!]]
My user name began when I got a cool computer thing called a [[Wikipedia:Cybiko|Cybiko]]. It told me to create a username, and I tried to put my whole name in. It woulsn't fit, and got shortened to benols. I decided to take the "s" off, and benol was born.

Pronounciation: Ben-ole (rhymes with hole) '''NOT''' Ben-all (rhymes with ball)

(Note:benol is not to be confused with BeNOL, a high preformance racing oil.)

=== Other Website Usernames ===
*[[Wikipedia:Main Page|Wikipedi]][[Commandos in the Classroom|a]]: [[Wikipedia:User:Benol|Benol]]
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/ Uncyclopedia]: [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benol Benol]
*[http://www.neopets.com Neopets]: [http://www.neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=benol151 benol151]
*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]
*[http://www.photobucket.com Photobucket]: [http://photobucket.com/albums/y1/benol151/ benol151]
*[http://www.nick.com Nickelodeon]: [http://www.nick.com/mynick/nickPage/index.jhtml?username=benol benol]
*[http://www.deviantart.com Deviant Art]: [http://benol.deviantart.com/ benol]
*[http://www.blogger.com Blogger]: [http://www.blogger.com/profile/15029899 benol]

== The Homestar Runner Experience ==
My first experience with homestar was when I was in the 5th grade. somebody told me about a thing called "[[Homestar Talker]]" where you could make someone talk. He told me that he said "marshmallow" wierd. When I got home, I completely forgot what it was called. then, in 7th grade, I saw my friend Robert wearing a [[Strong Bad]] hoodie. I saw on the back the Homestar Runner website URL and went to it when I got home. I had been hooked on Homestar ever since.

=== Homestar Favorites ===
*Favorite character: [[Coach Z]]
*Favorite Toon: [[Cool Things]]
*Favorite Sbemail: [[dangeresque 3]]
*Favorite Song: a tie between [[These peoples try to fade me]] and [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]]

== favorite quotes ==
<blockquote class="compy email">'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.
 '''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
 '''COACH Z:''' I'm the blade man, man!
 '''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, that's gross!
 '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Somebody's a gwabbin' my butt!</blockquote>

== My sig ==
this be my sig. --{{User:Benol/sig}}

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== Contribs! ==
<blockquote class="tandy email">I made [[Minor Companies]]!
I also came up with the idea for [[Radio Stations and Shows]]</blockquote>

==Really Fake Pictures==
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== Haikus are overrated! It's Limerick Time!!! ==
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Feel free to post your own

There once was a guy named Homestar He wanted to drive a car He put in the key It started to splee And he didn't get very far!--{{User:Benol/sig}}

== External Links ==
*[http://www.runabot.com/cgi-bin/webcom/raim?botname=benolbot My chatbot] Fun to chat to. I swear it isn't a real person!
*[http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1 A.L.I.C.E.] The most inteligent chatbot. I swear this isn't a person.
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com Albino Blacksheep] I know everybody has gone here, but here's the link anyways.
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html DON'T CLICK HERE!!!] I MEAN IT!!!!
*[http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Benol DON'T CLICK HERE EITHER!!!] It will steal your soul!!!
*[http://www.mindistortion.net/comicgen/?view=36255 a comic I made]
*[http://tuner1.dc1.sonixtream.com./solon/media/tuner/Tuner?aff=star94&type=IE listen to my favorite radio station, Star 94] Requires Internet Explorer
*[http://music.yahoo.com/lc/?rt=0&rp1=0&rp2=1937202201 Listen to my radio station I made with Yahoo! Music] it's cool!

Talk:No Hands On Deck!

2006-08-17T12:13:56Z

Benol: /* Tony's pizza? */

== What does "in progress" mean? ==

Folks, please note the <nowiki>{{inprogress}}</nowiki> template - Thunderbird is already working on the transcript, and rather than have him and everyone run into endless edit conflicts, please respect the template. K? Thanks. There are other sections we can work on. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:10, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
: Hey, only reason ''I'' messed with it was because of some [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356571&oldid=356568 sloppy edit] undoing what Thunderbird started. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:28, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::Understood. I'm waiting for the notice to go down to correct the image extension from PNG to png myself. It was right at one point... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:32, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Meh. Whatever. It's not like it was pretty much my only chance to ever do an actual transcription of a visual toon. I'm sure I'll have another chance in another two years of wiking or so. Though it is darn annoying when you spend 10 minutes transcribing a toon, only to find out that one edit prior, somebody else already transcribed the same section, despite the in progress template. Maybe if I hadn't actually bothered to look for the Cardboard Marzipan precident, I would have got my revision out first. Oh well, I guess fastest transcriber wins, or something like that. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 16:57, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::::'''Nobody''' wins when it's a contest in someone's mind. We're here to serve the HRWiki first, our pitiful little egos second, and slipshod work that has to be rewritten is less valuable to this user than a careful edit which lasts, all other things being equal. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:00, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Agreed, but I think there's some merit to combining the best elements of two edits as well if there are important differences between them. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 20:28, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::True, but what we were discussing was the "screw-the-other-guy" push to be the one who can transcribe the toon (presumably to brag about it on a user page). That's a little different. Observing the <nowiki>{{inprogress}}</nowiki> is important, wouldn't you agree? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:31, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Oh, of course. What I meant was that if an edit conflict ends up happening, we should make the best of it. But I totally agree that the progress tag is important, and I apologize if I was confusing. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 07:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== Feeding ducks through a tube ==

This is probably a reference to force-feeding geese in order to harvest their livers for foie gras. This has come under attack by animal rights activists recently.

:Yup, see [[No Hands On Deck!#Explanations]]. Thanks. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:51, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

== Added to main page? ==

lol the toon came out the morning but its not on any of the main pages but it iz in the toons menu
iz this the 1st thime that's happened? {{User:Rabb/sig}}
:It is on the main pages, all of them.... {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:23, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::I see "New Short Toon" in a red oval... clear your cache? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:24, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

== But will it play in Chicago? ==

I question the relevance of the mention of Chicago's ban on foie gras. One, this toon is not made near Chicago; while it's a story on the news all over, it's not directly relevant to Atlanta. Two, they started this days ago, and the comment fits neatly into Marzipan's character even if there was no Chicago news today. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:39, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

:I didn't include that bit when I [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356657&oldid=356655 first wrote the fact] because I didn't know about it. Heck, I didn't even know about foie gras until I did some research on tubes and ducks. When I saw the bit about the Chicago ban was [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356682&oldid=356681 added] then [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356684&oldid=356682 removed] and then [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356685&oldid=356684 re-added], I beefed it up a [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21&diff=356693&oldid=356686 teesy bit], but I can probably take it or leave it. What do others think? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:50, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::Just to clarify - the tube bit is clearly a reference to foie gras and the controversy. It's just the specific tie-in to today's news from Chicago that seems a stretch. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:53, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::I support this fact. TBC said in interviews that what they like most about doing cartoons on the internet, is that they can change stuff in the last minute. Maybe Marzi used to say something else, and was changed in light of the Chicago thing. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:56, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::::I like it. {{User:Csours/sig}} 19:28, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::There was an article in our paper about the impending ban three weeks ago, so they could easily have heard about it by toonmaking time. If not a reference, I'd bet it's at least inspired by the ban.[[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]
::::::The Chicago story was on the front page of cnn.com this morning (possibly earlier too). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:37, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== I'm not Rapaport ==

I swear, they do this because we debate this stuff. Remember the "Mr. Chechov" controversy? Well, here we are again.

Now that we have an egg showing the spelling of "Rappaport", is it a reference to Michael Rapaport at all, or just the play? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:41, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

:I'm still not convinced it's a reference to either of them - it seems too vague to be a reference to that play, and it can't be the actor because of the spelling. I'm on the fence (or maybe on the deck?) about it. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 07:09, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== Prescription ==

Strong Sad could have been talking about a contact lens prescription.

:No, He meant his medication. He thought that he was just seeing this (not with his eyes, that is). Also, you don't wear contacts in bed.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:52, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
== handbill image ==
i uploaded an image of the hand bill, but i do not know how to put it on the page or where, or know what the protocol is for adding images, ie what type do we typically add/leave off. anyway, could someone discuss this for me? here is the image:
[[Image:Deckhandbill.png]]{{User:Csours/sig}} 21:39, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:Add'd. See if you can figure out where? --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
::got it {{User:Csours/sig}} 05:04, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

==Bubs Likes to Dance, Right?==
When is the last time we have seen him dance?" [[User:Catman87|Catman87]]
:The moves we see are from [[Dancing Bubs]], which is already noted. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:56, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::If I'm not mistaken, he was last seen dancing in [[disconnected]], but it's not fun fact worthy, as he didn't say anything in the toon about not dancing in a while like Homestar did about melonade. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:42, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== Deckeman or Duckie-man? ==

Deckeman sounds like the name the prince of town (flashback) gave Homestar which is Duckie-man or however you spell it. Should it be noted or am I thinking about this too much? {{User:Steve/sig}} 00:56, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:Homestar's nickname in [[flashback]] was Duckshirt, not Duckieman. So no, I don't think it's a reference. {{User:Saturn/sig}} 02:33, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::The POT does say, "and the duckie-man is the winner!" But I still think this is a stretch because they don't sound ''that'' similar. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:37, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:It says "Deckeman" because that's how Homestar spells it earlier in the toon. -[[User:154.35.47.59|154.35.47.59]] 06:23, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Second Homestar? ==

OK, so the first time Homestar runs away from Cardboardzipan, is that a second Homestar under the table, saying "I've got to find me a new girlfriend?" Or, did he run...in a rather odd direction?

:The second - this happens all the time; see [[Summer Short Shorts]] for an example of Strong Bad doing it. While we're here, the second possible "twin" Homestar sighting was in the stylized "hammer and saw" montage. I really can't see how that'd count, though. It's a montage, these things happen. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

::These two instances aren't nearly so identical as you claim, Qermaq, though it's an instructive comparison. In [[Summer Short Shorts]] the "second" Strongbad breaks the third wall in the manner of a voice-over narrator of a documentary talking about footage in which he appears. So in that case, he's not really a "second" Strongbad but the same Strongbad speaking at a later date in the manner of an aside or DVD commentary. In No Hands On Deck!, the "second" Homestar appears in the same temporal sequence so he can make faux-Marzipan move in the manner of any puppeteer or ventriloquist. In this case, as with Strongbad in Summer Short Shorts, there isn't really a second Homestar. And in both cases the unexpected appearence of the same character has the effect of calling attention to the artificiality of what we're watching: a show, put on (often ineptly) for our entertainment, and not simply events in an alternate universe. So there is a meaningful similarity. But the effect is accomplished differently: as a reference to puppetry/ventriloquism, rather than a reference to documentaries/DVD commentary. [[User:Henebry|Henebry]] 12:53, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::: Um, wrong toon. You are pretty clearly referring to [[keep cool]]. I think Qermaq is referring to the first short in [[Summer Short Shorts]], where Strong Bad dashes across the room suddenly while encouraging The Cheat to eat "ONE MORE!" French fry. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 13:04, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::: (Edit conflict) Are you getting confused with [[keep cool]]? The [[Summer Short Shorts]] appearance is, I think, the "Did you hear the latest news?" line. I think Homestar annoying Strong Bad in [[Bug in Mouth Disease ]] is a better example, or getting the powdered herbs and spices in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]... In both, Homestar leaves in one direction and immediately enters from another. It's just, as DorianGray said, [[Wikipedia:cartoon physics|cartoon physics]]. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:05, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Yeah, I had always assumed it was the same Homestar, just moving around "behind the black" incredibly fast. Let's not forget how he zapped around from place to place in [[long pants]] either. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 14:05, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Incase anyone's wondering, if u squeeze the window really narrow you can see behind the black frame and see that its just Homestar's head and it doesnt even move while he talks. Clearly that is not a twin of Homestar
::::::In case the poster above checks this again: Things "behind the black" don't really count as "reality" within a cartoon; if they did we'd have people missing arms or legs 'n' stuff all the time. And by the way, a much easier way to check it out is with a [http://www.eltima.com/products/flashdecompiler/ Flash decompiler]. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:10, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::An even easier way is to install [[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|this Greasemonkey script]] and turn on the "show outside the frame" option... but no, it makes sense it's just Homestar's non-talking head... why bother to animate it it virtually noone (and noone who watches it properly) will see? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:38, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::"turn on the "show outside the frame" option" - can you direct me to a help file on how to do that? I see pause, back and forth, in and out, and that's it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:57, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::Yes, Qermaq, there's a painfully obvious icon in the upper left. NERD!!! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:58, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sitting girl thing. ==
What do you hear? Homestar's speech was never the crispest dialogue, but I hear '''sitting'''. It's been changed back and forth more than once today. Peoples? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 02:51, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:Homestar's mouth movements accomodate two syllables. A very clear "sitting." This one's not even close. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:03, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

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::Frame 93 from
::Frame 95-97 me

::Where is there an extra mouth movement? Visual seems to be the right syllable count. We need to rely on audio here. When I play from frame 85, I can hear "ing", but not from frame 86. So 85 and 87 cannot possibly be "sit" and "ting".

::And while last night "thing" sounded exactly right, I can this morning hear why "sitting" seems right ar well. This reminds me of all the times we've had "s"s turn up when they shouldn't - Flash audio seems to add a degree of sibilance to the sound, resulting in a very lisp-like rendition of what was said. Thing is, this is one of those things that's never going to be obvious, no matter how "not even close" one person declares it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:16, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::try this [[Image:Gewlthing.ogg]]. its girl thing... {{User:Csours/sig}} 13:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::i looked in that same thing and i heard an "s". i am pretty sure it is girl sitting across from me. [[User:Jhonka|Jhonka]]
:::::I hear '''thing'''. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:37, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::Sitting. Absolutely. {{User:Salty/sig}} 17:09, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Agree. I distinctly hear two syllables. Thus, sitting. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::Sitting. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:45, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

:::::::::I hear "sitting". -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:28, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::for future debates, would it be a appropriate to link the transcript to this kind of discussion? also you ppl are all wrong. {{User:Csours/sig}} 05:28, 16 August 2006 (UTC) well except for qermaq and cool.
:::::::::::I heard "sitting", mainly because the /i/ sound seemed to have a stop in the middle - but pulling out the sound with a decompiler and isolating the word in Audacity, I see it's only one syllable long, and listening to it on its own sounds much more like "thing". So I vote for "thing". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 06:10, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::I hear "sitting" (admittedly with a lisp). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:12, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::::hears some more ear candy for all you'se guys. also, how do i list this better? since its not an image. btw its from cool things. where homestar actually does say sitting. to compare/contrast. [[Image:Sittingoncoolthings.ogg]] {{User:Csours/sig}} 06:15, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::::At first I heard "thing," but after going back and listening several times, I can hear both. I think "thing" is funnier but "sitting" makes more sense. Sounds like it would make a good qotw to me, though. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 06:20, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Look at [[:Image:Gewlthing.png]], a breakdown of the speech, to complement my original post above. "Sitting" would be normally be pronounced /sɪtɪŋ/ ([[Wikipedia:IPA chart for English|IPA]]), or, with Homestar's speech impediment, /sɪ.ɪŋ/, with just a stop between the /ɪ/s. There is no stop in the word, it's just /sɪŋ/, or /θɪŋ/, as Qermaq mentioned, /θ/ can mutate into /s/ under heavy MP3 compression. So, it's either "thing" or "sing", but not "sitting". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 06:44, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::I agree with all that technical business, having done my own research and achieved similar results. When I listen to the word in the context of the toon itself, however, I ''still'' always hear "sitting". — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 11:53, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Could it be that they skipped a syllable of mouth movements because the words are slurred together? I'm thinking it's possible that sit'''ting a'''cross could have one jaw drop. After all, that's what ''we'' do when we speak that phrase. So if that is true, then "sitting" could very well be technically accounted for. Also, what audio medium are you guys using? Speakers or a headset? A headset is without argument the better way to listen to it. On this computer, I have speakers, and it's hard to tell what he's saying, but my headsets in a quiet room downstars give me an easier time. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 13:06, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
I've refused to take a position yet because I don't have the time at the moment to give it a fair trial. If someone else weighed in after two minutes of effort, I'd take their opinion with a grain of salt too. But for what it's worth, my cursory listening sounds like two syllables—specifically I hear two vowel sounds, a short and a long "i". —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 16:39, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

==I Can Be the Orphan==

Is Coach Z's orphan impersination a reference to Oliver or another musical? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 04:31, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
: Annie. As long as there is more than one major musical with an orphan (and there is) this would be TTATOT. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::But if the reason he brings up orphans is that so many musicals involve them, is THAT worth mentioning? After all, the two musicals mentioned here are very famous, so does anyone think they might have influenced the coach's idea? -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 07:11, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::What are the two mentioned here? I see one. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:20, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Jay mentioned [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083564/ Annie].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 09:21, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::I see it now, I must be a little sleepy. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:24, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::I immediately thought of Oliver, then a moment later Annie. But maybe the reason everybody thinks of Oliver first is the cap? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 14:10, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::"Where is my Mudder, dee doo," is an obvious reference to "Where is Love" in Oliver. The song is Oliver requesting someone to care for him like his mother would have, thus, "Where is my Mudder, dee doo". --[[User:71.35.152.110|71.35.152.110]] 17:46, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

==FCUSA==
Can someone edit it, and make it say that FCUSA is a reference to Free Country USA please?
i just don't have the time right now...

:FCUSA is not a reference to Free Country, USA. It is an initialism for it. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:17, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Might the acronym also be an allusion to the clothing retailer French Connection U.K. (which has a rather risqué acronym that they put on t-shirts and their signage)?

== nails ==

[[wikipedia:Galvanized nails|Galvanized nails]] and [[wikipedia:Vulcanized nails|Vulcanized nails]] have no articles at 'Kipedia. Neither ''Galvanised'' or ''Vulcanised'' I've put them on my watchlist so vandals beware. The population of nails have tripled in recent years. [[User:216.106.180.138|216.106.180.138]] 13:18, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:However, it does have articles on [[Wikipedia:galvanization|galvanization]] and [[Wikipedia:vulcanization|vulcanization]] (both linked to in the article, under [[No Hands On Deck!#Explanations|Explanations]])... and given what it actually is, I doubt 'kipedia would reccommend vulcanized nails... they wouldn't be particularly stable... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:40, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::when you find an article on vulcanized nails, ill buy you a pizza. or a trophy. or a pizza trophy. or a pit's atrophy.{{User:Csours/sig}} 13:45, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:::I looked at [[Wikipedia:Deck_(building)|deck building]] and it says nothing about nails either. So much for THAT reference. HR prob isn't reading the actual wikipedia. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 15:38, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Yay for Stephen Colbert. And by the way, Csours, Pit's a trophy in Super Smash Brothers Melee: [http://nindb.classicgaming.gamespy.com/dol/images/cam/gal/gal_ms-t26.jpg check here]. And yed, in case you were wondering, I DO have too much random video game information. -[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 06:27, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::you get a vulcanized nail for finding that. well, as soon as [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] finds some. {{User:Csours/sig}} 13:26, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Loadinating the Websites! ==

On the Irregular Loading Screen page is says that loadinate might be a reference to burninate. How can "Loadinate" not be a reference to "Burninate"?! I think it should be moved from Trivia to Inside References, but not while the ILS page says "might be". {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 15:42, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

== Deck-Building Sequence Stub ==

Can someone please add more detail to the Deck-Building-Sequence bit of the transcript? You know, the bit with all the hammers and stuff? I was gonna do it myself but so much happens and it's really hard and I'm too lazy. You know how it is. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:58, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:I'll do it. Hang on a mo'. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::And now it's done. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::You missed a few details. I added them. I was working on it while you were and had an edit conflict. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 18:24, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

==Apothecary==

Apothecary was last mentioned in [[2 emails]]. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 18:40, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
: No, it wasn't. It was last mentioned in [[theme song]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:11, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
: PS. That wasn't an invitation to add it to the page. Sure, it's not a common word, but it's still a WORD. Either we should make a page for it (which I can actually see, since it's been used three times in rather unusual contexts) or just leave it be. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:24, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
::I made a page for it, but someone wants it deleted. Go to [[Apothecary]] and tell me what you think.
:::'''Update:''' The page is not being contested at this time. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:11, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Impossible ==

I put in the real life references, originally, though someone took it out, that the floating objects at the end are Escher-like impossible objects. Any reason why this shouldn't be there? Good ol' Escher. I didn't put it in, but he was an actual "Dutch Master" instead of a "Deutsch Master."

:Uhh, why are they impossible objects? Just because you can't have floating wood? Thats hardly incongruent with the Homestar Runner universe. Stranger things have happened. I also can't place ANY resemblence between clouds surrounded with wood to MC Escher.

::I took them out because the clouds are no impossible objects. I'm quite familiar with the works of Escher and Penrose, etc. Those clouds don't even try to be impossible in that sense. Sure, the two swirly bits point in different directions, but there is no indication that they are both supposed to sit flat on that connecting beam. {{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:54, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

:::In fact, the clouds are presumably in three dimensions, and not perfectly spheroid (there could easily be 'dents'). So, it's impossible to say whether or not the wood actually matches the contour of the clouds. And as it's physically impossible to line clouds with decking anyway, we must rite this off to cartoon physics anyhow. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:10, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== Tony's pizza? ==

[[Image:Coach's Tonys.png|thumb|Coach's Tonys]]
[[Image:Tony.jpg|thumb|left|Tha actual Tony]]
I question the comparison of the Tony Award to pizza. Here's blurry photographic evidence. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:51, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:You know, the trophies do look kinda PBTC. Mabye The Cheat counterfitted those trophies.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:13, 17 August 2006 (UTC)


{{clear}}

== 'uestion about 'reviation of 'kipedia ==

Hey, am I the only one wondering whether "'kipedia" was not in fact Homestar abbreviating, but the scene cutting to him mid-word? I.e. "...-kipedia" instead of "'kipedia"? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:15, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:During the sliding transition scene, Homestar's mouth is closed. So if he was getting cut in mid-word, he was taking a little bit longer than usually between the "wick" and the "kee". - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 03:34, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

== itchy glitchy ==

once you get the lockers and can click the handle, you can still click where it was after the scene changes once
:yea, i had it on there and some1 deleted it.{{User:Csours/sig}} 23:28, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Talk:radio

2006-08-17T12:03:54Z

Benol: /* AM Morning Crude Crew */

==Why the Revert?==
I made the addition/edit to the Easter Eggs of:

*Clicking and holding on the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_crystal_display LCD screen] of the [[Lappy 486]] will cause a concentric ring of discoloration to occur, imitating the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polarization#Observing_polarization_effects_in_everyday_life polarizing effect] pressure has on an LCD display.

Yet this was reverted back and the revert stated that:
: (I think Firebird would go insane if s/he saw this... ;-))

Who is Firebird and why would said person go insane over the inclusion and edit I made?

And what is wrong with the edit itself? [[User:Lestatdelc|Lestatdelc]] 18:17, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

: Because it is a) not appropriate for the radio page (try the [[Lappy 486]] page), and b) it gets added OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER, and c) you're supposed to put new Fun Facts for radio on the [[STUFF]] page. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:22, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)
:: Okay, last one was a mistake (I thought the STUFF stub was on this e-mail like it was for [[virus]].) Still... --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:24, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

::: Might buy the first point, but it isn't a "fun fact", but an Easter Egg and an explanation of said easter egg. And was not aware that there was some "pre-approval" process regarding editing pages. I have been a long-time contributor to several various wikis (topic-specific as well as the Wikipedia itself) and this is rather an antithesis of the wiki collaborative norms. [[User:Lestatdelc|Lestatdelc]] 18:27, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

:::: I already said the third point was moot. Anyway, it was the first point that was the important one. And if you'd been here for as much as one week, you know we have a BIG problem with useless edits on recent emails, hence the STUFF page. It's not strictly enforced, but any "Fun Fact" (yes, we've already established that it was an Easter Egg you were talking about) that's even slightly controversial just clutters up the page. And, as was stated with my second point, we've seen that "Egg" listed over and over and over and over for both Lappy 486 emails - it gets deleted every time, but then someone adds it back. Well, we can't put it on the page for EVERY Lappy email - there are likely to be dozens! It's the second point that would cause Firebird (a mod who HATES that "Fact/Egg") to go insane. And that, as they say, is that. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:36, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

::::: I had already clicked to type my reply when you posted your "oops" one. This was my first set of edits to HRwiki so I don't know "we" had a big problem with fun fact/easter egg edits. But cest le vie... not worth the hassle to participate here much more. [[User:Lestatdelc|Lestatdelc]] 18:49, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

::::::Oh, that was my mistake there. Anyway, you don't need to merely take my word for it. Just wait for the next Strong Bad Email and check the page on the day it's released - go through the history if you must. There are almost guaranteed to be five hundred people trying to add facts like Strong Sad's first time smiling (again - and don't ask me the logic there), references that are EXTREME stretches, and "If you click on the Lappy's screen, it makes circles! Just like a real laptop!" I promise you. It WILL happen. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:54, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

::::::And I'm not trying to be mean or scare you away. I'm just telling it like it is. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:56, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)
:::::::''"There are almost guaranteed to be five hundred people trying to add ... 'If you click on the Lappy's screen, it makes circles! Just like a real laptop!' I promise you. It WILL happen."''
:::::::I know this adds absolutely nothing to the discussion at hand, but...
:::::::'''''XDXDXD'''''
:::::::Anyway, yeah. That particular one wound up showing up SO frequently I had to add a comment to [[animal]] to tell people that WE KNOW ALREADY... and I'm not even sure that worked. Oh well, I tried.
:::::::That said, don't fret over it, considering how common this is occuring I wouldn't say it would be a particularly major deal. --[[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 19:05, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

==Totebag==
The "fun fact" about the fate of Marzipan's tote bag isn't really that fun - it's a joke from the e-mail and shouldn't need to be explained.

==WA3D==
WA3D is actually an Amateur Radio callsign, currently registered to Timothy Yoho of Lock Haven, Pennsylvania (found via [http://www.qrz.com/callsign QRZ Callsign Database]).

==Over-kill==
All humor is more fun when explained. Like when news people explain their puns. They do a service to the very stupid.

==Highball==

If Homestar is holding a highball glass (albeit a short one), as Strong Bad's earlier comment would suggest, he might have [[Wikipedia:bourbon whiskey|bourbon]] in it - apparently it's a brown drink often served in highball glasses with ice. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 10:23, 13 Dec 2004 (MST)
*Perhaps the alcoholic effects of said bourbon are the reason for the bag on his head. Or maybe he just wanted to be "a cool guy" like in [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]... --[[User:Bellatrix|Bellatrix]] 11:18, 13 Dec 2004 (MST)

==Drugs==

Does it make sense to point out [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28drug_culture%29 another interpretation of 4 and 20 stone]? This isn't the only drug reference the Brothers Chaps have made, but the Wiki seems to not point these out. (Another one was in the Strong Bad Email menu, when Coach Z says "you must smoke grass.")
*It isn't a drug reference! Like... at all. "stone" is a measure of mass.
**Right, but getting high is also commonly referred to as getting stoned. Ever listen to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firesign_Theatre Firesign Theatre]? Not all drug references need to be perfectly direct, or not hidden in a dual (or triple) entendre.
*** That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. If they had said pounds, would it have been a reference to British currency? The next argument will be about the use of 4 and 20 (as in 4:20), but that is as much a reference to the Gettysburg address as it is to weed. And everyone should sign their comments, so you can follow the thread of discussion. -[[User:Vannav|Vannav]]
**** The context and phrasing behind the mention of "four and twenty stone" undeniably points to the British unit of weight. Furthermore, since this e-mail's writer is from Scotland, this adds further weight (as it were) to the argument that it's a reference to the aforementioned system. (Another, but far more vague connection, is that The Strong Bad has a vaguely British accent.) - Trev-MUN
***** The "vaguely British accent" was actually a very very common U.S. East Coast accent in the 1930's, especially among the educated white-type people who would have had the privilege to be in broadcasting. Vague indeed. --[[User:beanluc|beanluc]] 15:15, 16 Dec 2004 (MST)
****** That's an interesting note, except I don't recall hearing this type of accent ''at all'' from American 1930's broadcasts. Even the "very common educated East Coast" accent you mention, from examples I have heard, does not sound like this. At any rate, I'd say that it's apparent that The Strong Bad is British to some degree; his choice of using stones over pounds, the accent (farghwar@#*&!), and other tidbits (getting telegrams from Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth ... okay, that might be a stretch, but it seems supicious) point in that direction. - Trev-MUN
******* Yes, I think you're right after all. Plus, The [[The Strong Bad| Sir Strong Bad]] page says English, anyway, so I guess that's an accepted point around here! --[[User:beanluc|beanluc]]

*Coach Z actually said "you must smoke crack" (or, possibly, "crash"). I find the drug references dubious though. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 18:12, 13 Dec 2004 (MST)
**Nevertheless, in this case, "stone" means the unit of weight, and the line itself is a reference to the saying "the camera adds 10 pounds" -[[User:Clever Ben|Clever Ben]]

Did anyone else hear the sound of a bong hit near the end of the college radio section? I was sure that this would have been pointed out by now. Right before "an hour of chanting." {{unsigned|69.3.122.37|08:51, 17 August 2006 (UTC)}}
:Assuming that sound is actually there (your signature would be a help to your credibility here) I doubt it would actually be intended to be a bong hit, seeing as it takes place in a college radio station where that wouldn't happen, as it might in a dorm room, etc. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:17, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
::Right before the words "an hour of chanting", I hear what sounds like the host flicking through a pile of paper, and then tapping/adjusting the microphone. Is that the sound effect you're referring to? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:30, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

==Factual Deluge!==
Something really has to be done about the influx of fun facts to the newest emails... the very fact that we've had to divide it up into categories of references shows that the situation is getting out of hand. Perhaps something along the lines of closing fun-fact entries until 2 days after the premier of the email could be arranged. Thoughts? -[[User:Vannav|Vannav]]
*Personally I see nothing wrong with an article having plenty of fun facts or reference notes attached. This is, after all, a Wikipedia. However, if most of them are stretches, that's a different case (such as the two fun facts suggesting that Crackotage and Senor Cardgage are both involved in this e-mail somehow). - Trev-MUN
* Have you seen the [[STUFF]] page? It's supposed to help filter bogosity. --[[User:beanluc|beanluc]]
** Wish it helped, but daily, we get someone (and always someone different!) trying to add the Bruce Almighty "fact", even though it's ON the STUFF page ''AND LOSING!'' Even putting a comment on the page (visible only to those that are trying to edit the page) didn't help - they just put it in a different category. I'm tempted to repeat the comment in that other category, just because it has ticked me off that much. In closing, the STUFF page doesn't stop newbies from posting useless or false facts if they don't know the STUFF page exists. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 15:22, 16 Dec 2004 (MST)
*** Yeah, Jay, I definitely know of your pain with the Bruce Almighty simpletons. Still I think the STUFF page probably DOES help a lot more than it hurts, and it has to help to keep mentioning it. Why not also put it in the Fun Facts section on the Standards page? We shouldn't keep it hidden from the newcomers who DO look there before editing (like I did). --[[User:beanluc|beanluc]]
****That is a very good idea. Surprised it hadn't been thought of already. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 16:28, 16 Dec 2004 (MST)

==The show's not just dangerous...==

Is it just me, or is the background music on the morning radio show (the part in Homestar's room) an obvious variant of the Dangeresque theme?

*Jeepers yur right!! - mashed potato jones
**I don't think so. It is vaguely similar, but it's different enough that I'd chalk it up to "coincidence". --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 19:46, 13 Dec 2004 (MST)
not totally, however it probably is one of the references, of which too many people guessed of too many.

==Squawk box==

*I suggest this for speedy deletion - 'squawk box' is a phrase which is even defined on [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=squawk+box dictionary.com]. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 10:48, 14 Dec 2004 (MST)
*I don't agree on the reference either. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 12:35, 14 Dec 2004 (MST)

== Jar ==

The little dog jar in Marzipan's kitchen is from the sketchbook. He was an idea for Pom Pom's dog.

*His name is Trivia Time. It's been said over and over again.

== New Persona ==

Is it just me, or does Strong Sad seem to enjoy his radio voice in the easter egg more than the first time? He seems to be getting more comfortable using it (note the lingering smile)
*My guess is that he just hasn't snapped out of it at that point. Remember, it's not something he does voluntarily, as indicated by his reaction the first time. --[[User:83.88.139.108|83.88.139.108]] 06:47, 15 Dec 2004 (MST)

== College Radio... ==

Why is college radio getting such a bad rap? I personally have a college station,[http://www.wpgu.com WPGU,] in my town which is an amazing staion on the frequency of 107.1(breaking the frequency 87-91 stereotype) has very few(if any) bad hosts, and does NOT play an hour of chanting. EVER. Please discuss the opinions of college radio's quality here. Thank you.

:WPGU is run by the University of Illinois. That means that it has a budget, and professional employees. Similarly, I listen to KUNI, run by the University of Northern Iowa, which is an excellent station. Most states have at least one good college radio station, usually affiliated with that state's biggest public university. What you don't realize is that these stations are the exception to the rule. The vast majority of college radio is run on a shoestring budget using decades-old equipment by untrained (and unpaid) college students. In other words, "Dead air, um, dead air." [[User:InterruptorJones|<nowiki></nowiki>]]— [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]][[<nowiki></nowiki>]] 09:29, 18 Feb 2005 (MST)

:P.S. Please sign your posts.
:P.P.S. Discussions like this really belong in the forum.

I have to agree, I used to do a show at the local university station 106.9 CHMA, and it was kinda "dead air, um, dead air."
As a side note, as I am typing this, I realise that I'm wearing a CHMA T-Shirt. Whoa! --SgtKeeling

== WSBD in Ohio?? ==

I only found one page referencing a WSBD talk radio station in Cleveland Ohio. However, there is a WSPD in Toledo, Ohio. I also found one reference to a WSBD in Toledo. No WSBD appears in any of the Ohio radio listings I've come across, either.

*I live in Georgia, and a talk radio station goes by WSBD. --Ben

==Rejected Fun Facts==
===WSBD in Ohio===
There is a real news radio station transmitting from Cleveland, OH with the call letters WSBD. The Brothers Chaps most likely did not know about this, as SBD can easily stand for Strong Bad.

*'''<s>Possible</s> Decline''' This might not be a fact at all, since the only positive reference I could find that listed a WSBD in Cleveland is [http://www.cisworldservices.org/newsarticles/news_wsbdradio1.html this page], which is likely a mistake by the author of the CIS webpage, as there is a [http://www.radio-locator.com/cgi-bin/finder?call=wspd&x=0&y=0&is_unl=Y&is_lic=Y&is_cp=Y&sr=Y&s=C&sid= WSPD] radio station in Toledo, Ohio with a newsradio format. Could anyone (possibly from Ohio) positively confirm or deny this? <s>(Note: Fun fact not removed from page)</s> --[[User:Zonath|Zonath]] 09:01, 7 Mar 2005 (MST) A bit of fact-checking on the [http://www.fcc.gov/ FCC website] has not turned up any licensing information for the WSBD call-sign, which pretty much indicates that no station exists with those call letters. It's technically possible that a radio station WSBD may have existed at one time, but not anymore. --[[User:Zonath|Zonath]] 10:32, 7 Mar 2005 (MST)
*'''Decline''' Seconding above. Might this reference be a play on Atlanta radio station WSB? -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 23;40, 11 Mar 2005 (CST)
*'''Decline''' It's definetely a play on Strong Bad. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]] 08:51, 25 Mar 2005 (MST)
===Location===
'''ACCEPTED'''
Jugding by the name of the colledge radio station ([[WSBD]]) Free Country USA must be East of the Mississippi River. All radio stations to the east of the Mississippi have a 'W' in front of their name all those to the west have a 'K'.
*'''Neutral''' What do you guys think?
*'''Accept''' It sounds like a good fact. I mean I didn't know it. [[User:The Pardack|The Pardack]]
*'''Second!''' -[[User:thatkidsam|thatkidsam]] 08:24, 12 Feb 2005 (MST)
*'''Accept.''' Interesting and certainly not common knowledge. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]
*'''Decline''' Considering TBC live east of the Mississippi, they probably used it because it just sounded better to them than using a "K". {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}}
*'''Weak Accept''' Not really anything groundbreaking, but the standard for naming radio station call signs based on relation to the Mississippi River isn't necessarily common knowledge. However, like the above voter said, it could just be coincidence. --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]] 15:30, 9 Feb 2005 (MST)
**'''Second.''' --[[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 15:59, 13 Feb 2005 (PST)
*'''Rewrite and Accept.''' Another poorly-worded fun fact. Add info about TBC's geography for good measure. [[User:InterruptorJones|<nowiki></nowiki>]]— [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]][[<nowiki></nowiki>]] 12:30, 10 Feb 2005 (MST)
*'''Terminally Confused''' Free Country USA was never a place, so trying to map out its probable location is redundant. -Walking Armless
*'''Accept''' I never knew that. I like it. --[[User:24.159.113.2|24.159.113.2]] 15:57, 25 Feb 2005 (MST)
*'''Accept''' It's kind of a cool fact, regardless of whether it was done intentionally or not. --[[User:Gydea|Gydea]]
*<s>'''Accept...almost''' It's probably true...I think. I live in New England, where the radio stations are W..., but when I took a trip to California, the radio stations were K..., but I need more proof that the Mississippi River determines it. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]] 14:46, 2 Mar 2005 (MST) </s>
*'''Accept!''' There's some border between K and W, according to the FCC. If if it was ZSBD, Free Country USA would not be in any plausible place in the States. --[[User:Aussie Evil|Aussie Evil]] 15:31, 3 Mar 2005 (MST)
*'''Accept.''' Here's a [http://earlyradiohistory.us/kwtrivia.htm document] that explains K/W radio call letters. Note that there are exceptions to the general rule (e.g. WBAP in Dallas, KDKA in Pittsburgh). -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 23:26, 11 Mar 2005 (CST)
**'''Accept now''' Thanks tomstiff, thats just the proof i needed. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]] 18:16, 12 Mar 2005 (MST)
**'''Comment''' Heck, I *LIVE* in Pittsburgh, and I completely forgot about KDKA... Still, it's nice to see that explained. --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]]
*'''Comment''' I wonder if WSBD is a play on Atlanta radio station WSB. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 21:36, 12 Mar 2005 (CST)
** Uh... if anything, it's just a joke on '''S'''trong '''B'''a'''D''' --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]]
*'''Accept''' I'm not sure if it's true because I didn't research it at all but it is interesting and not common knowlage --[[User:Because, It's Midnite|Because, It's Midnite]]
*'''Neutral.''' I'm not from the USA, so I wouldn't know if it's true. If it is, then I '''Accept.''' [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 14:26, 1 Apr 2005 (MST)

===German Radio? ===
Old-timey Strong Bad's pronunciation of radio (rah-dio) is actually the German pronunciation of the word.

*'''Declined.''' I think this is purely co-incidental. I think TSB is pronouncing the word in an "old-timey" way (e.g. newspapper rather than newspaper in [[That a Ghost]]). -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 25 Mar 2005
**'''Second''' -- [[User:Alun Clewe|Alun Clewe]] 09:44, 29 Mar 2005 (MST)
**'''Second''' It's also the Korean, spanish, italian, etc pronunciation of "radio." For whatever reason, the word radio has been kept as something similar to "rah-di-o" in most languages. Is it funny that americans say "cul-de-sac" almost like the french do?--[[User:rsl12|rsl12]] 21:14, 31 Mar 2005 (MST)
**'''Secondeth''' A coincident. It's meant to be old-timey, like "Four-and-twenty". (Which bears resemblance to, for example, Dutch.) [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 14:22, 1 Apr 2005 (MST)
*'''Accept.''' It may be co-incidental, but I didn't know that and I think it's interesting enought to keep. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 17:07, 31 Mar 2005 (MST)
*'''Revise.''' Noteworthy, but it should be noted that this was most likely unintentional. -Walking Armless

== Did you just say "zabbitablough"? ==

I changed blabittablough to zabbitablough to reflect the [[Quote of the Week]]. Now, some people say that it is performed differently or something, but if you listen closely, he does say it in the same way. I'm pretty sure, however, that Strong Mad does, indeed, say blabittablough (adding to the joke), so I left that as is. Please comment before reverting (as you always do).

== Radio show host ==

Is Strong Bad a radio show host? Because of how Strong Sad is actually recording the "hour of chanting". I think this might mean that Strong Bad is a radio show host of many kinds.

Um, I think this was just in Strong Bads imagination, so it doesn't mean that Strong Bad is an actual radio show host. But it does make a little sence- but not mny things do in the Homestar Runner universe. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 22:39, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Clickable area for Test Sentence is a Goof ==

{| style="background:orange" border="1"
|After the test sentence disappears, you can still click where it was to show the children's book.
|}

Why is this statement being kept in the Easter Eggs section and not mentioned as a Goof? The fact that the easter-egg clickable area remains there when the words disappear seems "goof-ish", as in, TBC forgot to remove the link after the sentence disappears. But when I tried to mention this as a goof, you guys reverted it. What's the basis for keeping it in the Easter Eggs section? - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:11, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

== Yo yo yo? ==

MIKE: Did they give yo things?

I don't have the DVD; is this a goof or is it right? [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]

== LIVE RADIO ==

Should there be a mention of the fact that it would have been highly unlikey for Old-Timey Strong Bad to hear his voice broadcast given that the vast majority of radio in 1936 was live? {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 07:40, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

== SBD? ==

Doubt this is an intentional joke, but WSBD ''could'' be named for the classic [[Wikipedia:Flatulence|passing of gas]] known as the SBD for "silent but deadly". {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:06, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

== AM Morning Crude Crew ==

I think the AM Morning Crude Crew is a reference to The Regular Guys on the Atlanta radio station [http://www.96rock.com 96 Rock], anyone else agree, or should I STUFF it--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:03, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Talk:radio

2006-08-17T12:03:13Z

Benol: AM Morning Crude Crew

==Why the Revert?==
I made the addition/edit to the Easter Eggs of:

*Clicking and holding on the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_crystal_display LCD screen] of the [[Lappy 486]] will cause a concentric ring of discoloration to occur, imitating the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polarization#Observing_polarization_effects_in_everyday_life polarizing effect] pressure has on an LCD display.

Yet this was reverted back and the revert stated that:
: (I think Firebird would go insane if s/he saw this... ;-))

Who is Firebird and why would said person go insane over the inclusion and edit I made?

And what is wrong with the edit itself? [[User:Lestatdelc|Lestatdelc]] 18:17, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

: Because it is a) not appropriate for the radio page (try the [[Lappy 486]] page), and b) it gets added OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER, and c) you're supposed to put new Fun Facts for radio on the [[STUFF]] page. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:22, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)
:: Okay, last one was a mistake (I thought the STUFF stub was on this e-mail like it was for [[virus]].) Still... --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:24, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

::: Might buy the first point, but it isn't a "fun fact", but an Easter Egg and an explanation of said easter egg. And was not aware that there was some "pre-approval" process regarding editing pages. I have been a long-time contributor to several various wikis (topic-specific as well as the Wikipedia itself) and this is rather an antithesis of the wiki collaborative norms. [[User:Lestatdelc|Lestatdelc]] 18:27, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

:::: I already said the third point was moot. Anyway, it was the first point that was the important one. And if you'd been here for as much as one week, you know we have a BIG problem with useless edits on recent emails, hence the STUFF page. It's not strictly enforced, but any "Fun Fact" (yes, we've already established that it was an Easter Egg you were talking about) that's even slightly controversial just clutters up the page. And, as was stated with my second point, we've seen that "Egg" listed over and over and over and over for both Lappy 486 emails - it gets deleted every time, but then someone adds it back. Well, we can't put it on the page for EVERY Lappy email - there are likely to be dozens! It's the second point that would cause Firebird (a mod who HATES that "Fact/Egg") to go insane. And that, as they say, is that. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:36, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

::::: I had already clicked to type my reply when you posted your "oops" one. This was my first set of edits to HRwiki so I don't know "we" had a big problem with fun fact/easter egg edits. But cest le vie... not worth the hassle to participate here much more. [[User:Lestatdelc|Lestatdelc]] 18:49, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

::::::Oh, that was my mistake there. Anyway, you don't need to merely take my word for it. Just wait for the next Strong Bad Email and check the page on the day it's released - go through the history if you must. There are almost guaranteed to be five hundred people trying to add facts like Strong Sad's first time smiling (again - and don't ask me the logic there), references that are EXTREME stretches, and "If you click on the Lappy's screen, it makes circles! Just like a real laptop!" I promise you. It WILL happen. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:54, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

::::::And I'm not trying to be mean or scare you away. I'm just telling it like it is. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 18:56, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)
:::::::''"There are almost guaranteed to be five hundred people trying to add ... 'If you click on the Lappy's screen, it makes circles! Just like a real laptop!' I promise you. It WILL happen."''
:::::::I know this adds absolutely nothing to the discussion at hand, but...
:::::::'''''XDXDXD'''''
:::::::Anyway, yeah. That particular one wound up showing up SO frequently I had to add a comment to [[animal]] to tell people that WE KNOW ALREADY... and I'm not even sure that worked. Oh well, I tried.
:::::::That said, don't fret over it, considering how common this is occuring I wouldn't say it would be a particularly major deal. --[[User:Shadow Hog|Shadow Hog]] 19:05, 22 Dec 2004 (MST)

==Totebag==
The "fun fact" about the fate of Marzipan's tote bag isn't really that fun - it's a joke from the e-mail and shouldn't need to be explained.

==WA3D==
WA3D is actually an Amateur Radio callsign, currently registered to Timothy Yoho of Lock Haven, Pennsylvania (found via [http://www.qrz.com/callsign QRZ Callsign Database]).

==Over-kill==
All humor is more fun when explained. Like when news people explain their puns. They do a service to the very stupid.

==Highball==

If Homestar is holding a highball glass (albeit a short one), as Strong Bad's earlier comment would suggest, he might have [[Wikipedia:bourbon whiskey|bourbon]] in it - apparently it's a brown drink often served in highball glasses with ice. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 10:23, 13 Dec 2004 (MST)
*Perhaps the alcoholic effects of said bourbon are the reason for the bag on his head. Or maybe he just wanted to be "a cool guy" like in [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]... --[[User:Bellatrix|Bellatrix]] 11:18, 13 Dec 2004 (MST)

==Drugs==

Does it make sense to point out [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28drug_culture%29 another interpretation of 4 and 20 stone]? This isn't the only drug reference the Brothers Chaps have made, but the Wiki seems to not point these out. (Another one was in the Strong Bad Email menu, when Coach Z says "you must smoke grass.")
*It isn't a drug reference! Like... at all. "stone" is a measure of mass.
**Right, but getting high is also commonly referred to as getting stoned. Ever listen to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firesign_Theatre Firesign Theatre]? Not all drug references need to be perfectly direct, or not hidden in a dual (or triple) entendre.
*** That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. If they had said pounds, would it have been a reference to British currency? The next argument will be about the use of 4 and 20 (as in 4:20), but that is as much a reference to the Gettysburg address as it is to weed. And everyone should sign their comments, so you can follow the thread of discussion. -[[User:Vannav|Vannav]]
**** The context and phrasing behind the mention of "four and twenty stone" undeniably points to the British unit of weight. Furthermore, since this e-mail's writer is from Scotland, this adds further weight (as it were) to the argument that it's a reference to the aforementioned system. (Another, but far more vague connection, is that The Strong Bad has a vaguely British accent.) - Trev-MUN
***** The "vaguely British accent" was actually a very very common U.S. East Coast accent in the 1930's, especially among the educated white-type people who would have had the privilege to be in broadcasting. Vague indeed. --[[User:beanluc|beanluc]] 15:15, 16 Dec 2004 (MST)
****** That's an interesting note, except I don't recall hearing this type of accent ''at all'' from American 1930's broadcasts. Even the "very common educated East Coast" accent you mention, from examples I have heard, does not sound like this. At any rate, I'd say that it's apparent that The Strong Bad is British to some degree; his choice of using stones over pounds, the accent (farghwar@#*&!), and other tidbits (getting telegrams from Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth ... okay, that might be a stretch, but it seems supicious) point in that direction. - Trev-MUN
******* Yes, I think you're right after all. Plus, The [[The Strong Bad| Sir Strong Bad]] page says English, anyway, so I guess that's an accepted point around here! --[[User:beanluc|beanluc]]

*Coach Z actually said "you must smoke crack" (or, possibly, "crash"). I find the drug references dubious though. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 18:12, 13 Dec 2004 (MST)
**Nevertheless, in this case, "stone" means the unit of weight, and the line itself is a reference to the saying "the camera adds 10 pounds" -[[User:Clever Ben|Clever Ben]]

Did anyone else hear the sound of a bong hit near the end of the college radio section? I was sure that this would have been pointed out by now. Right before "an hour of chanting." {{unsigned|69.3.122.37|08:51, 17 August 2006 (UTC)}}
:Assuming that sound is actually there (your signature would be a help to your credibility here) I doubt it would actually be intended to be a bong hit, seeing as it takes place in a college radio station where that wouldn't happen, as it might in a dorm room, etc. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:17, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
::Right before the words "an hour of chanting", I hear what sounds like the host flicking through a pile of paper, and then tapping/adjusting the microphone. Is that the sound effect you're referring to? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:30, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

==Factual Deluge!==
Something really has to be done about the influx of fun facts to the newest emails... the very fact that we've had to divide it up into categories of references shows that the situation is getting out of hand. Perhaps something along the lines of closing fun-fact entries until 2 days after the premier of the email could be arranged. Thoughts? -[[User:Vannav|Vannav]]
*Personally I see nothing wrong with an article having plenty of fun facts or reference notes attached. This is, after all, a Wikipedia. However, if most of them are stretches, that's a different case (such as the two fun facts suggesting that Crackotage and Senor Cardgage are both involved in this e-mail somehow). - Trev-MUN
* Have you seen the [[STUFF]] page? It's supposed to help filter bogosity. --[[User:beanluc|beanluc]]
** Wish it helped, but daily, we get someone (and always someone different!) trying to add the Bruce Almighty "fact", even though it's ON the STUFF page ''AND LOSING!'' Even putting a comment on the page (visible only to those that are trying to edit the page) didn't help - they just put it in a different category. I'm tempted to repeat the comment in that other category, just because it has ticked me off that much. In closing, the STUFF page doesn't stop newbies from posting useless or false facts if they don't know the STUFF page exists. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 15:22, 16 Dec 2004 (MST)
*** Yeah, Jay, I definitely know of your pain with the Bruce Almighty simpletons. Still I think the STUFF page probably DOES help a lot more than it hurts, and it has to help to keep mentioning it. Why not also put it in the Fun Facts section on the Standards page? We shouldn't keep it hidden from the newcomers who DO look there before editing (like I did). --[[User:beanluc|beanluc]]
****That is a very good idea. Surprised it hadn't been thought of already. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 16:28, 16 Dec 2004 (MST)

==The show's not just dangerous...==

Is it just me, or is the background music on the morning radio show (the part in Homestar's room) an obvious variant of the Dangeresque theme?

*Jeepers yur right!! - mashed potato jones
**I don't think so. It is vaguely similar, but it's different enough that I'd chalk it up to "coincidence". --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 19:46, 13 Dec 2004 (MST)
not totally, however it probably is one of the references, of which too many people guessed of too many.

==Squawk box==

*I suggest this for speedy deletion - 'squawk box' is a phrase which is even defined on [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=squawk+box dictionary.com]. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 10:48, 14 Dec 2004 (MST)
*I don't agree on the reference either. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 12:35, 14 Dec 2004 (MST)

== Jar ==

The little dog jar in Marzipan's kitchen is from the sketchbook. He was an idea for Pom Pom's dog.

*His name is Trivia Time. It's been said over and over again.

== New Persona ==

Is it just me, or does Strong Sad seem to enjoy his radio voice in the easter egg more than the first time? He seems to be getting more comfortable using it (note the lingering smile)
*My guess is that he just hasn't snapped out of it at that point. Remember, it's not something he does voluntarily, as indicated by his reaction the first time. --[[User:83.88.139.108|83.88.139.108]] 06:47, 15 Dec 2004 (MST)

== College Radio... ==

Why is college radio getting such a bad rap? I personally have a college station,[http://www.wpgu.com WPGU,] in my town which is an amazing staion on the frequency of 107.1(breaking the frequency 87-91 stereotype) has very few(if any) bad hosts, and does NOT play an hour of chanting. EVER. Please discuss the opinions of college radio's quality here. Thank you.

:WPGU is run by the University of Illinois. That means that it has a budget, and professional employees. Similarly, I listen to KUNI, run by the University of Northern Iowa, which is an excellent station. Most states have at least one good college radio station, usually affiliated with that state's biggest public university. What you don't realize is that these stations are the exception to the rule. The vast majority of college radio is run on a shoestring budget using decades-old equipment by untrained (and unpaid) college students. In other words, "Dead air, um, dead air." [[User:InterruptorJones|<nowiki></nowiki>]]— [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]][[<nowiki></nowiki>]] 09:29, 18 Feb 2005 (MST)

:P.S. Please sign your posts.
:P.P.S. Discussions like this really belong in the forum.

I have to agree, I used to do a show at the local university station 106.9 CHMA, and it was kinda "dead air, um, dead air."
As a side note, as I am typing this, I realise that I'm wearing a CHMA T-Shirt. Whoa! --SgtKeeling

== WSBD in Ohio?? ==

I only found one page referencing a WSBD talk radio station in Cleveland Ohio. However, there is a WSPD in Toledo, Ohio. I also found one reference to a WSBD in Toledo. No WSBD appears in any of the Ohio radio listings I've come across, either.

*I live in Georgia, and a talk radio station goes by WSBD. --Ben

==Rejected Fun Facts==
===WSBD in Ohio===
There is a real news radio station transmitting from Cleveland, OH with the call letters WSBD. The Brothers Chaps most likely did not know about this, as SBD can easily stand for Strong Bad.

*'''<s>Possible</s> Decline''' This might not be a fact at all, since the only positive reference I could find that listed a WSBD in Cleveland is [http://www.cisworldservices.org/newsarticles/news_wsbdradio1.html this page], which is likely a mistake by the author of the CIS webpage, as there is a [http://www.radio-locator.com/cgi-bin/finder?call=wspd&x=0&y=0&is_unl=Y&is_lic=Y&is_cp=Y&sr=Y&s=C&sid= WSPD] radio station in Toledo, Ohio with a newsradio format. Could anyone (possibly from Ohio) positively confirm or deny this? <s>(Note: Fun fact not removed from page)</s> --[[User:Zonath|Zonath]] 09:01, 7 Mar 2005 (MST) A bit of fact-checking on the [http://www.fcc.gov/ FCC website] has not turned up any licensing information for the WSBD call-sign, which pretty much indicates that no station exists with those call letters. It's technically possible that a radio station WSBD may have existed at one time, but not anymore. --[[User:Zonath|Zonath]] 10:32, 7 Mar 2005 (MST)
*'''Decline''' Seconding above. Might this reference be a play on Atlanta radio station WSB? -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 23;40, 11 Mar 2005 (CST)
*'''Decline''' It's definetely a play on Strong Bad. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]] 08:51, 25 Mar 2005 (MST)
===Location===
'''ACCEPTED'''
Jugding by the name of the colledge radio station ([[WSBD]]) Free Country USA must be East of the Mississippi River. All radio stations to the east of the Mississippi have a 'W' in front of their name all those to the west have a 'K'.
*'''Neutral''' What do you guys think?
*'''Accept''' It sounds like a good fact. I mean I didn't know it. [[User:The Pardack|The Pardack]]
*'''Second!''' -[[User:thatkidsam|thatkidsam]] 08:24, 12 Feb 2005 (MST)
*'''Accept.''' Interesting and certainly not common knowledge. --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]]
*'''Decline''' Considering TBC live east of the Mississippi, they probably used it because it just sounded better to them than using a "K". {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}}
*'''Weak Accept''' Not really anything groundbreaking, but the standard for naming radio station call signs based on relation to the Mississippi River isn't necessarily common knowledge. However, like the above voter said, it could just be coincidence. --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]] 15:30, 9 Feb 2005 (MST)
**'''Second.''' --[[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 15:59, 13 Feb 2005 (PST)
*'''Rewrite and Accept.''' Another poorly-worded fun fact. Add info about TBC's geography for good measure. [[User:InterruptorJones|<nowiki></nowiki>]]— [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]][[<nowiki></nowiki>]] 12:30, 10 Feb 2005 (MST)
*'''Terminally Confused''' Free Country USA was never a place, so trying to map out its probable location is redundant. -Walking Armless
*'''Accept''' I never knew that. I like it. --[[User:24.159.113.2|24.159.113.2]] 15:57, 25 Feb 2005 (MST)
*'''Accept''' It's kind of a cool fact, regardless of whether it was done intentionally or not. --[[User:Gydea|Gydea]]
*<s>'''Accept...almost''' It's probably true...I think. I live in New England, where the radio stations are W..., but when I took a trip to California, the radio stations were K..., but I need more proof that the Mississippi River determines it. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]] 14:46, 2 Mar 2005 (MST) </s>
*'''Accept!''' There's some border between K and W, according to the FCC. If if it was ZSBD, Free Country USA would not be in any plausible place in the States. --[[User:Aussie Evil|Aussie Evil]] 15:31, 3 Mar 2005 (MST)
*'''Accept.''' Here's a [http://earlyradiohistory.us/kwtrivia.htm document] that explains K/W radio call letters. Note that there are exceptions to the general rule (e.g. WBAP in Dallas, KDKA in Pittsburgh). -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 23:26, 11 Mar 2005 (CST)
**'''Accept now''' Thanks tomstiff, thats just the proof i needed. --[[User:acekirby13|acekirby13]] 18:16, 12 Mar 2005 (MST)
**'''Comment''' Heck, I *LIVE* in Pittsburgh, and I completely forgot about KDKA... Still, it's nice to see that explained. --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]]
*'''Comment''' I wonder if WSBD is a play on Atlanta radio station WSB. -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 21:36, 12 Mar 2005 (CST)
** Uh... if anything, it's just a joke on '''S'''trong '''B'''a'''D''' --[[User:TheEggman|TheEggman]]
*'''Accept''' I'm not sure if it's true because I didn't research it at all but it is interesting and not common knowlage --[[User:Because, It's Midnite|Because, It's Midnite]]
*'''Neutral.''' I'm not from the USA, so I wouldn't know if it's true. If it is, then I '''Accept.''' [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 14:26, 1 Apr 2005 (MST)

===German Radio? ===
Old-timey Strong Bad's pronunciation of radio (rah-dio) is actually the German pronunciation of the word.

*'''Declined.''' I think this is purely co-incidental. I think TSB is pronouncing the word in an "old-timey" way (e.g. newspapper rather than newspaper in [[That a Ghost]]). -- [[User:tomstiff|tomstiff]] 25 Mar 2005
**'''Second''' -- [[User:Alun Clewe|Alun Clewe]] 09:44, 29 Mar 2005 (MST)
**'''Second''' It's also the Korean, spanish, italian, etc pronunciation of "radio." For whatever reason, the word radio has been kept as something similar to "rah-di-o" in most languages. Is it funny that americans say "cul-de-sac" almost like the french do?--[[User:rsl12|rsl12]] 21:14, 31 Mar 2005 (MST)
**'''Secondeth''' A coincident. It's meant to be old-timey, like "Four-and-twenty". (Which bears resemblance to, for example, Dutch.) [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 14:22, 1 Apr 2005 (MST)
*'''Accept.''' It may be co-incidental, but I didn't know that and I think it's interesting enought to keep. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 17:07, 31 Mar 2005 (MST)
*'''Revise.''' Noteworthy, but it should be noted that this was most likely unintentional. -Walking Armless

== Did you just say "zabbitablough"? ==

I changed blabittablough to zabbitablough to reflect the [[Quote of the Week]]. Now, some people say that it is performed differently or something, but if you listen closely, he does say it in the same way. I'm pretty sure, however, that Strong Mad does, indeed, say blabittablough (adding to the joke), so I left that as is. Please comment before reverting (as you always do).

== Radio show host ==

Is Strong Bad a radio show host? Because of how Strong Sad is actually recording the "hour of chanting". I think this might mean that Strong Bad is a radio show host of many kinds.

Um, I think this was just in Strong Bads imagination, so it doesn't mean that Strong Bad is an actual radio show host. But it does make a little sence- but not mny things do in the Homestar Runner universe. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 22:39, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Clickable area for Test Sentence is a Goof ==

{| style="background:orange" border="1"
|After the test sentence disappears, you can still click where it was to show the children's book.
|}

Why is this statement being kept in the Easter Eggs section and not mentioned as a Goof? The fact that the easter-egg clickable area remains there when the words disappear seems "goof-ish", as in, TBC forgot to remove the link after the sentence disappears. But when I tried to mention this as a goof, you guys reverted it. What's the basis for keeping it in the Easter Eggs section? - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 00:11, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

== Yo yo yo? ==

MIKE: Did they give yo things?

I don't have the DVD; is this a goof or is it right? [[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]]

== LIVE RADIO ==

Should there be a mention of the fact that it would have been highly unlikey for Old-Timey Strong Bad to hear his voice broadcast given that the vast majority of radio in 1936 was live? {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 07:40, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

== SBD? ==

Doubt this is an intentional joke, but WSBD ''could'' be named for the classic [[Wikipedia:Flatulence|passing of gas]] known as the SBD for "silent but deadly". {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:06, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

== AM Morning Crude Crew ==

I think the AM Morning Crude Crew is a reference to The Regular Guys on the Atlanta radio station [96 Rock http://www.96rock.com], anyone else agree, or should I STUFF it--{{User:Benol/sig}} 12:03, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Everybody to the Limit

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Benol: /* Fun Facts */

{{abouttoon}} {{forsong|Everybody to the Limit (Live)}} {{for|karaoke video|Fhqwhgads (karaoke)}}

{{watchtoon|fhqwhgads}}

[[Image:everybody_to_the_limit.png|200px|thumb|"Everybody come on fhqwhgads!"]]

The Cheat's [[Powered by The Cheat]] music video for Strong Bad's song about [[Fhqwhgads]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Visor Robot]], [[Atari Dragon]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' July 1, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:54

'''Page Title:''' Everybody to the Limit

== Lyrics ==
'''VISOR ROBOT:''' Come on, Fhqwhgads.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I said come on Fhqwhgads 
I said come on Fhqwhgads 
Everybody to the limit 
Everybody to the limit 
Everybody come on Fhqwhgads

I said come on Fhqwhgads 
I said come on Fhqwhgads 
Everybody to the limit 
Who's that? It's to the limit 
Everybody come on Fhqwhgads

Come on Fhqwhgads 
I see you jockin' me 
Tryin' to play like 
You know me

I'm like come on Fhqwhgads 
I said come on Fhqwhgads 
Everybody to the limit 
The Cheat is to the limit 
Everybody come on Fhqwhgads

I said ooh ah Fhqwhgads 
I said ooh ah Fhqwhgads 
Who's that fh-huh-hoo-huga-wha 
I said who is that Fhqwhgads

I don't know who it is 
But it probably is Fhqwhgads 
I asked my friend Joe 
I asked my friend Jake 
They said it was Fhqwhgads

I said come on Fhqwhgads 
I said come on Fhqwhgads 
Who's-a to the limit? 
Say me! I'm to the limit 
Everybody come on Fhqwhgads

Man, Fhqwhgads 
You're just making yourself look worse, y'know 
I mean, everybody's just gonna feel sorry for ya 
I mean, I do.

''{Zooms out to reveal Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the video on Tangerine Dreams.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking to The Cheat}'' Now that's what I'm talkin' about! That was amazing! I mean you—... I—... I can't b—... Chi-g-d-b ... He—g ... I'm buyin' you a pizza!

== Fun Facts ==
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===Explanations===
*Fhqwhgads originated in the Strong Bad Email [[i love you]].

===Trivia===
*A "[[Everybody to the Limit (Live)|Live from West Reykjavik]]" version of this song can be found on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].
*Clicking the Back button at the end of the video will always take you to [[Main Page 15]], The Cheat's main page.
*On April 12, 2006, this was the first non-[[Strong Bad Email]] or [[Teen Girl Squad]] cartoon to be added to [[Podstar Runner]].

===Remarks===
*This is the only time so far that Strong Bad has left outright positive feedback for a Powered by The Cheat cartoon.
*On the MP3 version, The Robot's laser doesn't play.
*The word "on" appears as two stars when Strong Bad raps "I said come on, Fhqwhgads!" for the fourth time. This is most likely because The Brothers Chaps used a font of symbols. [[Wikipedia:Dingbat|Symbol fonts]] are quite popular on the Internet, using stars, flames and even characters from animated shows or video games as opposed to text.
*The chorus is very similar in rhythm to [[Wikipedia:Gap Band|The Gap Band]]'s 1979 hit song "I Don't Believe You Wanna Get Up and Dance", the chorus of which features the lyrics "I said oops upside your head, I said oops upside your head."

===Goofs===
*When the toon is loading, the Visor Robot's shoulder is missing, but after the loading is completed, it suddenly appears.
*Even after the Visor Robot's lasers stop, the laser sound is still made.

===Inside References===
*For a split second, as the Robot's head opens to reveal Strong Bad, the words "come on" are replaced on screen by the word "[[LEMKE|lemke]]."
*When Strong Bad comes out of the robot, he is holding a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]].
*When the multiple CDs fly across the screen, a roll of [[Duct Tape]] is also visible.
*This is another mention of [[Pizza]].
*The Abraham Lincoln heads are from an Easter egg in [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]].

===Real-World References===
*The beat and bassline to the song itself bears a strong resemblance to The Meat Beat Manifesto's "God O.D." from their album, "Storm the Studio" (which also has the voice of William S. Burroughs repeating the same phrase on a sample)
*The red and white "enjoy fhqwhgads" ad on the billboard is based on [[Wikipedia:Coca-Cola|Coca-Cola]], who used the slogan "Enjoy Coke."
*The lyric "I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake" is accompanied by portraits of brothers [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]] and [[Wikipedia:Robert F. Kennedy|Robert F. Kennedy]].
*The yellow and white, [[Ducks|duck]]-looking things are [[Atari Dragon|Atari Dragons]] from the old [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] game [[Wikipedia:Adventure (Atari 2600)|Adventure]].
*During one of the times the screen is flashing, a profile view of a head can be easily noticed. The head is that of [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Abraham Lincoln]].
*The Visor Robot's voice is [[Wikipedia:Apple Macintosh|Macintosh's]] Zarvox.
*The beat The Cheat uses (minus the handclap) is a sample from James Brown's "Funky Drummer", the basis for countless raps. The "Woo!" sample is mostly likely a reference to Rob Base's hit "It Takes Two", which used the infamous "yeah/woo" loop from "Think (About It)", another oft-sampled James Brown classic.
*The drums The Cheat plays are modeled after Simmons [[Wikipedia:Electronic drum#Early Electronic Drums|electronic drums]], whose distinctive hexagonal shape became mildly iconic in the 1980s.

===Fast Forward===
*In the Strong Bad Email [[your friends]], [[Strong Bad]] hits [[Bubs]] and the [[King of Town]] over the head with a [[Wikipedia:Gold album|Gold Record]] (such as are awarded when an album or single sells 500,000 copies) titled "Everybody To The Limit".
*In the email [[sibbie]], Sibbie asked why Strong Bad wrote a song about Fhqwhgads, and demanded his/her own song.
* The scene where [[Strong Bad]] is sitting in the armchair with the glass of wine is used in the SB email [[rock opera]] when Strong Bad says "Ooh, I'm pleasant", although there he is in the [[Smoky Office]].
*The milk carton appears again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] and [[kind of cool]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, it's Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, hey, holy crap, right?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh- I'm gonna kick you out of this room, this tiny room we're in...

'''MIKE:''' Oh, right, say it. Let me- let me hear you say it. Come on-

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, let's talk about this sweet video that The Cheat made.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously with previous line}'' I like your shades, right there.

'''STRONG BAD:''' This was a milestone in The Cheat's Flash animating career, I think.

'''MIKE:''' This was the second, uh, thing he made, wasn't it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' After the- his own theme song.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That, that travesty that was The Cheat Theme Song. But the song was okay, thanks to The Skate Partay.

'''MIKE:''' So how much, uh, how much did you have to say about this, in terms of, uh, what did you contribute to the video?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, everything. That was my wiffle ball, that was my duct tape, that was my CD...

'''MIKE:''' Oh, so all of the- the JPEG pictures were yours?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously with previous line}'' Look, I was riding the L train, back out to Brooklyn.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah?

'''STRONG BAD:''' At that time, yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Reading- reading the new, the new James L. Took novel.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, it's one of my favorite... authors.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, yeah. That's not true.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, look out for that big wiffle ball!

'''MIKE:''' Why is your wiffle ball eating you?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, that was The Cheat, he was-

'''MIKE:''' Who- who was that, by the way? The guy with the bag over his head?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That was-

'''MIKE:''' Was that the Unknown Comic?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think it was. From the Gong Show? ''{Mike laughs}'' Oh, the Bobbys and the Jakeys. ''{pause}'' Man, this - I'm surprised I haven't been sued from people going into convulsions from watching some of these Cheat videos. They're-

'''MIKE:''' They do have some flashing images.

'''STRONG BAD:''' They're flashy. For sure. Lookit, oh- ''{unintelligible}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}'' Don't swallow your tongue!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, that was insensitive.

'''MIKE:''' I was always very afraid of swallowing my tongue when I was younger, that was one of my-

'''STRONG BAD:''' It was in, like, Airport 76 or something.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, was it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Freaked us out.

'''MIKE:''' I think I saw it on Real People with John Davison.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh.

'''MIKE:''' Or maybe That's Incredible.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's in- that's real...

'''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I always said chiggidi-buh. Now... nowadays.

===Real-World References===

*[[Wikipedia:The Gong Show|The Gong Show]] was a comedic television show in the late 70s; one recurring feature was the Unknown Comic, who wore a paper bag over his head.
*The mention of convulsions from flashing images is a reference to the phenomenon of [[Wikipedia:Photosensitive epilepsy|photosensitive seizures]], and in particular the [[Wikipedia:Banned episodes of Pokémon#Electric Soldier Porygon/"Dennou Senshi Porigon"|1997 incident]] in which hundreds of Japanese children reported such seizures after watching a Pokémon episode including rapidly flashing colored frames.
*''[[Wikipedia:Real People|Real People]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:That's Incredible!|That's Incredible]]'' were both reality television shows in the early 80s that interviewed "ordinary" people. ''That's Incredible!'' emphasized paranormal or remarkable phenomena.

== See Also ==
*The [[Everybody to the Limit Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the film.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:fhqwhgads.html|watch "Everybody to the Limit"]]
*[[HR:fhqwhgads.swf|view the Flash file for "Everybody to the Limit"]]
*[[HR:fhqwhgads.zip|download the song "Everybody to the Limit" for PC]]
*[[HR:fhqwhgads.sit|download the song "Everybody to the Limit" for Mac]]
*[[Podstar:Everybody_to_the_Limit.m4v|download "Everybody to the Limit" for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])
*[[TMBW:Everybody To The Limit|This Might Be A Wiki entry for Everybody To The Limit]]
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