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==Who I Is==
A middle-aged nerd of all trades from Delaware. I've been a Homestar Fan since the early days of the [[Compy]] [[Strong Bad Emails]]. Besides Homestar Runner, I enjoy animation (both Western and Eastern), comics & manga, games of all sorts (be they computer, video, card, or board), science, folklore, and the works of Terry Pratchett.

==Faves/Least Faves==
*Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[alternate universe]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Cool Things]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]]
*Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Peasant's Quest]]
*Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
*Least Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[underlings]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Homestarloween Party]]
*Least Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Homestar Quiz]]
*Least Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

Senorial Day

2022-11-10T12:59:51Z

Andyroid: /* Real-World References */

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[[Image:senorialday.png|thumb|"What are you doing just sitting around?"]]

Commercials collide as both Senor Cardgage and Bubs attempt to draw people to their respective Senorial Day sales.

'''Cast (in order of appearance): '''[[Balding Man]], {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]], {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Other Character Variations|Mustachioed Homestar Runner]], [[Bear holding a Shark]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' Balding Man's Living Room, [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Alleyway]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 30, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 2:50

'''Page Title:''' Battle of the Network Stars!!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

==Transcript==

''{Balding Man sits looking depressed in his wood-paneled living room in an aqua-green lounge chair while holding a canned cold one and watching TV. Light music plays in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Say there, "husband of the year", ''{Balding Man looks at the camera}'' what are you doing just sitting around?

''{Balding Man gives a loud, long sigh.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' When you could be sitting around ''huge'' savings ''{Balding Man gives a big smile}'' at the Senorial Day Tent Event Supra Sale!!!

''{The last six words are printed across the screen, and "Supra Sale" is echoed.}''

''{Balloons float up as the scene wipes to reveal Senor Cardgage standing in the Field in front of a portable tent covering the small shrub. Two strands of multicolored pennant streamers hang in front of and behind the tent.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Gamble{{ref|1}} around the campfire, children! It's Senor Cardgage with the Senorial Day Tent thing that guy talked about.

''{The next scene tumbles in from the center. Still in the Field, Senor Cardgage stands in front of the [[Gremlin]] with a strand of pennant streamers overhead.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' It won't be here forever. So come see me ''{pull back to reveal the Wagon Fulla Pancakes at Senor Cardgage's feet}'' and this little dog ''{indicating the wagon}'' for vera low prices!!

''{"VERA LOW PRICES!!" flashes on the screen.}''

''{The screen shifts to a blue screen with "Tent Event" printed all over it. As the narrator names off the following years, the numbers fly across the screen.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' 2005! 2004! 1999!

''{Scene shifts back to the awning and the shrub.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Those were all good years. Don't let another minute go you by.

''{The screen turns to static for a moment as the channels apparently change, and we now see Bubs at his concession stand.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey there, every peoples! Come check out my circumstance this Senorial Day Weekend for Bubsotathon!!

''{The screen pans out, and we can see a star-spangled "BUBSOTATHON!!" banner above the concession stand. Two Homestar Runners can barely be seen flanking the stand. Both throw confetti.}''

'''LEFT HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{fireworks noises}'' Pekyoo! Hgyoo! Pghyoo! Doo! Pehw! Wehw! ''{normal voice}'' Explosions! Fireworks!

''{Cut to Strong Badia. Bubs is standing next to the [[Stop Sign]] and the [[Tire]]. The Tire has been painted to read "LOW SAViNGS".}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{holding up the Tire}'' We're so ''tired'' of low savings, we're givin' 'em this boot!

''{He pulls a [['Lectric Boot]] out from behind his back and hits the tire with it. An unseen audience groans. Bubs throws both props over his shoulder.}''

'''BUBS:''' Would I lie to my own flesh and blood?

''{Homestar walks in from stage right, with false Bubs teeth drawn on his jaw in marker and a paper ring taped over his left eye.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right, Bubba daddy!

''{The Tire and the Boot are seen falling behind the fence. The Bear holding a Shark gets triggered and pops up as they land. The channel changes back to Senor Cardgage, back in front of the Gremlin. Strong Bad walks up from stage right with an American football in hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, excuse me, sir. Can I have some tremendous savings? And your autograph? ''{holds up the ball}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{writing on the football with a marker}'' My left name is "Tremendous Savings", Ms. America! ''{grabs the football and winds up to throw it, indicating for Strong Bad to go long}'' Go out for a pass!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{smiling}'' You bet! Hit me on the slant! ''{runs offscreen}''

''{Senor Cardgage pauses for a moment, then drops his arms, still holding the football.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Bring on down your whole fambly! We'll set up some tents ''{an image of a tent hovers on the left side of the screen}'' and hot dogs ''{an image of a hot dog hovers on the right}'' for your... babies. ''{scratching his head}'' Those like those, right?

''{Channel changes back to Bubs, who is back at his concession stand. He's wearing a pink baby bonnet and holding a rattle.}''

'''BUBS:''' We're going ''gaga'' ''{rattles the rattle}'' over slashed prices!

''{As he says this, a serrated blade emerges from the end of the rattle and the word "PRICES" appears at the bottom of the screen. He slashes "PRICES" in two with the blade. The audience groans. Bubs ducks down, then returns with a wig and a tennis racquet.}''

'''BUBS:''' Our competition is a total ''racket!''

''{The audience groans again. Bubs ducks down again and returns with a bean bag that looks vaguely like Strong Sad's head on a plate.}''

'''BUBS:''' We're getting a ''head'' of the rest.

''{More groans. Bubs now switches the plate for a giant frog mask.}''

'''BUBS:''' I'm the hoppity-frog of value!

''{Audience says "Huh?" in unison. Bubs switches props to a rubber chicken.}''

'''BUBS:''' We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect ''{He raises his left hand to cue a pair of cartoony "boing" sound effects}'' of savings!

''{Channel changes back to Senor Cardgage, who is back in front of the awning and shrub.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' You doe NOT want to miss ''{"Doe NOT Miss Out" appears at the bottom of the screen.}'' any Senorial Day savings action!

''{Cut to file footage of an urban alley, where Senor Cardgage is sleeping in an orange sleeping bag, using his [[Aldi Bag]]s as a pillow. A [[wooden crate|box]] labeled "UNLABELED BOX" can be seen to the left. Senor Cardgage snores loudly as cars honk their horns in the background. Cut back to the Gremlin, where Senor Cardgage is still holding Strong Bad's football.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Wake up! Senorial Day is here with the vengeance!

''{Strong Bad returns.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uncertain}'' Uh, Mister Senor, sir? Can I have my football back?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' You bet! How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?

''{Senor Cardgage winds up to throw the ball, and Strong Bad dashes off again. After a moment's pause, Senor Cardgage again drops his arms, still holding the football. He then walks off, stage left. We cut to Strong Bad, still running in the other direction.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna get me a touchdown!

''{Channel changes back to Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' So come down around my Bubba Concession Stand {{--}} my Buh {{--}} my cassette {{--}} ''{music screeches to a halt}'' Ough! I even wrote this stuff and I can't remember my own lins.

''{Another Bubs wearing devil horns and carrying a pitchfork rips open the screen.}''

'''DEVIL BUBS:''' So come on by for Bubsotathon ''{The banner from earlier comes up from the bottom of the screen}'' where you'll save like a demon, or my name ain't ''{holds up a "VERY OFFICIAL IDENTIFICATION CARD"}'' Bubs Concession Stand!

''{The channel changes to the wall of the Balding Man's living room, with ID cards that read "BACK" and "AGAIN".}

===Footnote===
# {{note|1}} This word may be "Gambol".

==Easter Eggs==
[[image:mustachioedHR.png|78px|thumb|'stache]]
*Directly viewing the Flash file reveals that, in the scene with two Homestars, the one on the right has a [[mustache]].
*When Senor Cardgage holds up Strong Bad's football the first time, click on the football to see what Senor Cardgage wrote (in very scrawly handwriting):
*:<blockquote>This pen doesn't work, small girl T. Mendous Savings</blockquote>
*At the very end, click on the narrow wood panel just to the left of the AGAIN card.
*:''{The Field at night. Crickets chirp in the background. Strong Sad walks on from stage left.}''
*:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, there's nothing like going out for a lonely lurk on a lovely spring night.
*:''{Strong Bad's football flies in from off in the distance and hits Strong Sad squarely in the back, knocking him over.}''
*:'''STRONG SAD:''' OHGH! Somebody hit me on the slant!
{{clear}}

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Senorial Day was released on and is a takeoff of the U.S. holiday [[Wikipedia:Memorial Day|Memorial Day]], during which there are often many much-hyped retail sales events.
*A slant pattern is an [[Wikipedia:American football|American football]] play in which a potential receiver initially runs directly toward the endzone, but then, in an attempt to fake out a defender, changes direction and runs at an angle, or "slant."

===Trivia===
[[Image:bubsid.PNG|thumb|Bubs's ID card]]
*Bubs's ID card reads:<blockquote style="width:20em"><big style="color:red">'''''VERY OFFICIAL'''''</big> IDENTIFICATION CARD BUBS C. STAND Entrepreneur FREE COUNTRY USA<div style="text-align:center;font:x-large monospace">[SUSPENDED]</div><div style="float:right;text-align:right">"I don't look half bad!" -Bubs</div>CLASS F</blockquote>
*The shading on the football in the first (close-up) Easter egg is a repeated heart shape, on its side.

===Remarks===
*If Bubs can be trusted, then we learn his full name is "Bubs Concession Stand", a fact hinted at in the email [[other days]] where Bubs signs his "snail mail" to Strong Bad in the same manner.
*When Strong Bad says "Mister Senor, sir", he is saying three different [[Pleonasms|synonyms of the same word]] in a row (assuming we substitute "Señor" for "[[Senor]]").
*This is the fifth instance of [[duplicate characters]].
*Normally, when Bubs faces a different direction, his mouth switches sides. However, when he is unable to remember his lines, his eyes move to the other side but his mouth doesn't.

===Goofs===
*Bubs uses the rattle-knife to cut from upper left to lower right (from the viewer's perspective) but the cut which appears on the word "prices" goes from the upper right to lower left.

===Inside References===
*Senor Cardgage signs the football with a [[Permanent Marker|Fine Tip Permanent Marker]].
*Bubs wears the same [[John McEnroe]] wig that Homestar wore in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*This is another appearance of [[Strong Sad's Severed Head]].
*In the email [[montage]], the Wagon Fulla Pancakes was said to have gone on to do commercial spots for used car dealerships. This explains its appearance in this cartoon, which is an obvious parody of said commercials.
*The serrated knife that Bubs uses looks similar to the [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies|Hash-Haw]] from [[Stinkoman 20X6]] level 6.
*Bubs also said, "Hey there every peoples!" in his [[Bubs's Character Video|character video]].
*The [[Weird Shrub|shrub]] under the tent is the same as the shrub that Senor Cardgage suspiciously comes out from behind in [[kind of cool]].
*Strong Sad's "[[Strong Sad#Lurking|lurk]]" may be a reference to [[garage sale]], where Strong Bad calls him a Lurker.
*The word "Supra" appears in an Easter egg in [[50 emails]]. The header of [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'s telegram reads, "SUPRA MODERN TELEGRAM."
*The Tire painted to say "LOW SAViNGS" is another instance of [[Lowercase i's]] on the site.
*The phrase "a ''head'' of the rest" is also used in the [[thorax:emission.html|mission statement]] of [[Thorax Corporation]].
*"Bubba Concession Stand" is also referenced in [[Puppets on the Road]].



===Real-World References===
*Senor Cardgage addressing the Wagon Fulla Pancakes as "this little dog" is a nod to [[Wikipedia: Cal Worthington|Cal Worthington]], a used-car salesman from central California who was known for his ads featuring him and "his dog Spot" (who was never an actual dog but some tamed exotic animal).
*Senor Cardgage calls Strong Bad "[[Wikipedia:Miss America|Miss America]]", which is a title given in a popular annual beauty pageant.
*"[[Wikipedia:Battle of the Network Stars|Battle of the Network Stars]]" was an annual TV special in the late 70s that pitted stars from various TV shows teamed up by network (ABC vs NBC vs CBS) competing in various olympic-style events.
*"Bubsotathon" has a very similar name to a sales event held by [[Wikipedia:Toyota|Toyota]] dealers called "Toyotathon." Similarly, Senorial Day Tent Event Supra Sale may be a reference to the Nissan Tent Event.

*Bubs' line, "I even wrote this stuff and I can't remember my own lins" is a reference to Jack Rebney, the "Winnebago Man", who said a similar line during the infamous profanity-laden series of outtakes from a Winnebago commercial he did in 1988.

===Fast Forward===
*Senor Cardgage sleeps in an alleyway again in [[candy product]].
*Homestar also sports a mustache in an Easter egg in [[lady...ing]], and would again imitate fireworks in the email [[4 branches]].
*In the Easter egg Strong Sad says "Oh, there's nothing like going out for a lonely lurk on a lovely Spring night". Later, in the email [[trading cards]], Strong Sad's Deathly Pallor card has the Lonely Lurker Attack.

== DVD Version ==
*The I.D. cards are missing at the end, replaced by "The End" written in big red letters.
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''STRONG BAD:''' I love that guy, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' I like that guy too, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I wanna make a cartoon with him.

'''MIKE:''' I wanna hang out in his living room. I like that wooden paneling and the orange carpet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... I wanna drink one of them Cold Ones he's got, too. ''{pause}'' Oh! There he is, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, uh, settle down{{--}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, oh! Look, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, settle down...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at... the shine on that belly o' his.

'''MIKE:''' Well, you got a little shine on your belly, too.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what it is is{{--}} Well, he's got a belly button. I'm very jealous. I think I have one in a couple cartoons.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I was gonna say I think you used to have one.

'''STRONG BAD:''' W{{--}} why did we put a tent over his shrub back there?

'''MIKE:''' He's protecting it from the rain, probably.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, right, right...

'''MIKE:''' You know what rain does to bushes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... it'll kill 'em. ''{pause}'' Wait a minute, aren't there, hey, aren't there...?

'''MIKE:''' Two Homestars.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Two Homestars?!

'''MIKE:''' If you... doesn't one of those have a mustache if you actually break apart the SWF and{{--}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, you'll have to ask Matt.

'''MIKE:''' Matt? Uh, yeah, I think he would confirm that ''{laughs}''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's gross. He turned into melty Bubs. Doesn't look like Bu{{--}} Oh! Ooh, look, there he is, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Who, you?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah! I look so good...

'''MIKE:''' So, I guess... there's still the... The verdict's not in as to whether or not Senor Cardgage actually exists or not.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I hope he does, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Initially he just seemed to be this hypothetical thing, a vers{{--}} a version of you...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Right. That I made up{{--}} I made him up!

'''MIKE:''' That you made up...

'''STRONG BAD:''' But he's sort of loosely based on this dude who used to live down the street from us when we was kids.

'''MIKE:''' But now he just exists... in the world.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe!

'''MIKE:''' ...And interacts with you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' But then he was in an alternate universe with me one time, so maybe he only sort of{{--}} What do you think that Strong Sad head is made out of, cheese cloth?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Heh, yeah, I was gonna say white burlap, but cheese cloth, eh, you're right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You can get white burlap now? Oh, I'd be makin' everything outta white burlap. Let's go to the fabric store.

'''MIKE:''' There's one right above us; I'll throw you through the ceiling.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Doe not'' miss out, Mike. I love 'doe nots'. ''{Senor Cardgage is sleeping in the alley}'' That{{--}} I can't watch that, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' That's sad, it's{{--}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' This makes me wanna throw up and cry at the same time.

''{Both laugh}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, wait a minute. This imaginary guy stole my football.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, he just keeps it. You never got it back?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I don't think so... I was never 'hit on the slant'. I was runnin' the picket fence at 'em.

'''MIKE:''' That's a basketball.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, don't get caught watching the paint dry. That's what I know about that. ''{pause}'' Oh, he didn't get that lin right either, did he, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So does this mean his real middle name is ''Concession''?

'''MIKE:''' That's what I get from it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Paaate...

'''MIKE:''' Is it over?

==External Links==
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Wrestleman

2022-04-02T16:12:34Z

Andyroid: /* Appearances */

[[Image:wrestleman.png|thumb|Wrestleman will not be replacing Strong Bad anytime soon.]]

'''Wrestleman''' is a name occasionally used to refer to [[Strong Bad]]. This probably refers to his earlier character of the wrestling rival of [[Homestar Runner]], seen in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. This is further indicated by his Mexican wrestling mask.

==Appearances==
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] {{--}} Homestar writes of a breakfast burrito, "It used to belong to this guy Strong Bad. He's some type of wrestle man."
*Email [[personal favorites]] {{--}} In one of the Easter eggs, Pred asks Strong Bad if he is a real wrestle-man.
*Email [[army]] {{--}} Homestar refers to Strong Bad as a "two bit wrestle man".
*[[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-01-27|Sketchbook]] {{--}} A version of Strong Bad came out called "WRESTLEMAN", with a wide [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiling]] mouth and [[Wikipedia:Anime|anime]]-style eyes. According to the caption, he "will not be replacing strong bad any time soon".
*[[The Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005|The Screen Savers Interview]] {{--}} [[The Brothers Chaps]] describe Strong Bad as "some type of wrestleman" and "a red-masked wrestleman".
*Email [[secret recipes]] (Easter egg) {{--}} [[The Cheat]] reads a book called, "So You Want To Cook a Wrestleman?" with a picture of The Cheat putting a lid on a pot with Strong Bad in it.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) {{--}} The Brothers Chaps refer to Strong Bad as a wrestleman.
*Email [[theme song]] {{--}} The first suggested theme song starts with the words, "Strong Bad is a wrestleman".
*Email [[Comic Book Movie]] {{--}} [[Strong Badman]] is referred to as a wrestleman.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] calls Strong Bad a wrestleman after his attempt at dancing with the glowy drink.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] {{--}} When the Heavy Weapons Guy asks Strong Bad if he wrestles, Strong Bad emphasizes the distinction between his status as a "wrestle-MAN" and other "wrestl-ERS".
*Email [[parenting]] {{--}} Strong Bad is surprised Mike asked him for parenting advice rather than his parents, a medical professional, or "any number of non-email checking wrestlemen".

[[Category:Name running gags]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]
[[Category:Wrestling]]

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==Who I Is==
A thirty-something aspiring scientist from southeast Pennsylvania. I've been a Homestar Fan since the early days of the [[Compy]] [[Strong Bad Emails]]. Besides Homestar Runner, I enjoy animation (both Western and Eastern), comics & manga, games of all sorts (be they computer, video, card, or board), science, folklore, and the works of Terry Pratchett.

==Faves/Least Faves==
*Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[alternate universe]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Cool Things]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]]
*Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Peasant's Quest]]
*Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
*Least Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[underlings]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Homestarloween Party]]
*Least Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Homestar Quiz]]
*Least Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

Nicknames

2021-12-26T15:32:26Z

Andyroid: /* The Jolly Dumple */

[[Image:Wretchedsimmons.png|thumb|"Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"]]
Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (himself, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Hamstray (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Hamster (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Stramstar (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Stairmaster (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homegrown (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Ramrod (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

'''Shorts'''
*Homedog (himself, [[Play Date]])
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (himself, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])
*Jackson (Puppet Marshie, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])
*The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])
*Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (himself, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*The Queen of England ([[Halloween Safety]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]] and [[Main Page 25]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (himself, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (himself, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Kevin DuBrow (himself, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])
*Weird-On (Strong Bad, [[Real Live Emails]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Sugar-face (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*Paper Crumple Man (himself voicing "Paper Crumple Man", [[Pumpkin Stencils]])
*The breakout album of the year (himself, [[Hremail 2000]])
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, [[Hremail 62]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Dumpwad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner's Character Video]])
*Uncle Homestar (Raffedy and Preshy, [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
*[[Wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]] (Strong Bad, [[W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013|W00tstock 5.0]])
*Pac-Man with an underbite sitting on top of some kind of lamp... or maybe, like, an... end table. (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods Teaser]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Grandma (himself, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Strongy-bong ([[That Little Chef Guy]], [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!#Commentary Transcript|The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!! (commentary)]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])
*The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, [[79 Seconds Left]])
*Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])
*Mrs. Strong Fast (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad Classics!]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*Beehan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Simone (Homestar, [[April Fools' 2014]])
*Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, [[Costume Commercial]])
*Unckie Strong Bad (Himself and Homestar, [[I Killed Pom Pom]])
'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*AKA (''pronounced A-Kah'') Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, [[videography]])
*Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, [[hremail 3184]])
*Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, [[love poems]])
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*Bridget (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*e.email cummings (himself, [[rated]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster May-an (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, [[retirement]])
*Giantus (himself, [[retirement]])
*The Fake Frenchman (himself, [[retirement]])
*Light 'n Fluffy (himself, [[retirement]])
*Heaven in Tights (himself, [[retirement]])
*Good Fortunator (himself, [[retirement]])
*Bicep Lad (himself, [[retirement]])
*Lebner (himself, [[retirement]])
*Mighty Legit (himself, [[retirement]])
*Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, [[retirement]])
*Wisewallace (himself, [[retirement]])
*The Detroit Locksmith (himself, [[retirement]])
*Prudeacre (himself, [[retirement]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (himself, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (himself, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (himself, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (himself, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (himself, [[other days]])
*Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison, [[for kids]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (himself, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Two bit wrestleman (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (himself, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (himself, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (himself, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (himself, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (himself, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])

'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Rongardo Shavemybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
* Sharpdene (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
* Grody Lab Result (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
* Vince Napmaker (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
*Joanie Allthetime (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
*Lorenz Magazine Man (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

'''Other'''
*Lord Barglebroth (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*General William Flexmypecs (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Mr. Strang L. Bod ([[Total Load]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*The Bee (himself, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Strong Band (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Brethany (Senor Cardgage, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])
*Tiny Heavy (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])
*Strong and Bad (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])
*Boxing Glove Guy (Max, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])
*Got-the-best-cards-man (himself, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (himself, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (himself, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (himself, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Holy-Crap Adorable pet (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])

'''Other'''
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*[[Graw Mad]] (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]]; [[Little Girl]], [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Grunt Mad (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]])
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (The King of Town, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (himself, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])

'''Other'''
*Putchnya Shotski (himself, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])
*Tiny (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Dripping Yellow Madness (Homestar Runner, [[Cool Things]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Sad Sachary Taylor (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*Rondell (himself, [[Experimental Film]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Lord High Plotlayer (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]])
*A pallid bust of Pallas (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]])
*Stankle (Strong Bad, [[Record Store Day]])
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (himself, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Hot Tub (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]]; Little Girl, [[car#Commentary Transcript|commentary for car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])
*S.S. (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My stupid baby brother (Strong Bad, [[different town]])
*Your cute baby brother (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Ella Phantzgerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*S. Sad (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])

'''Video Stuff'''
*Cobalt Chloride (Strong Bad, [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]])
*Cardamom Pod (Strong Bad, [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]])

'''Other'''
*Dumpy Kong Junior (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*El Dumpo the Wide (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])
*Useless (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Security Guy (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Brother Sad (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Mister Snooty Rock Journalist (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Count Suckula (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Sister Christian (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, [[Main Page 23]])
*The Thick White Dump (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])
*Dumptake (Strong Bad, [[@StrongBadActual]])
*Some Eldritch horror (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods Teaser]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts'''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])
*P² (P-squared) (Homestar, [[On Break]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])

'''Other'''
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[Marzipan]]===
'''General'''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]]; Strong Sad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])
*Stupid (Homestar Runner, [[Where's the Cheat]], [[Why Come Only One Girl?|Those Darn Cousins]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Bellsman (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*The former girlfriend known as Marzipan (herself, [[Jibblies 2]])
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Sweetie (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (herself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])
*Agent Panzimar (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])

'''Other'''
*Marzikong (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*Matzah Ball (herself, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Baseball Bat (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (himself, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])
*Couch Z (Senor Cardgage, [[too cool]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Mrs. Grey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Powered by The Cheat'''
*You biscuithead (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])
*Fool (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])
*The Lyricbolical Coach Z (himself, [[Rap Song]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

'''Shorts'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Bow-legged man (Marshie, [[Later That Night...]])
*[[Chauncey]] (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (himself as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Bubsy (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[That Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Can of Town ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Ting of Kown (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])

''' Other '''
*The Munchox (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*The Of Town (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Furious Fingers (himself, [[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
*Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Tootsmith ([[I Killed Pom Pom]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[high school]])
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

''' Other '''
*Mista Fixit (Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, [[8-Bit is Enough]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' General '''
*This little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]]; Strong Sad, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])

''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (himself, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Little man (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (himself, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (himself, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget Homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, [[Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (himself, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])

==Minor Characters==

===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

====[[Sherlock]]====
*A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])

====[[The Wheelchair]]====
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

====[[Eh! Steve!]]====
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])
*Emperor Eh!-gustus Steve! (The Wheelchair, [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]])

====[[Ready For Primetime]]====
*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===

====[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]====
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (himself, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

====[[Fat Dudley]]====
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

====[[The Sneak]]====
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

====[[Mr. Shmallow]]====
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

====[[Sickly Sam]]====
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===

====[[Gunhaver]]====
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
*Daddy Gunhavy (himself, [[Let us give TANKS!]])
*Charles (Blue Laser Commander, [[Let us give TANKS!]]; Reynold's Brother, [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]])

====[[Reynold]]====
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

====[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]====
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===

====Teen Girl Squad====
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
*fair maidens (D n' D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*You Undapants (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])

====[[Cheerleader]]====
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

====[[So and So]]====
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

====[[What's Her Face]]====
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

====[[The Ugly One]]====
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===

====[[Stinkoman]]====
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (himself, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

====[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]====
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, [[good graphics]]
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

====[[1-Up]]====
*talking-to-me extraordinaire (Stinkoman, [[Twenty THANXty Six]])
*saying-words-guy (Stinkoman, [[Stinkoman 20X6]] end cutscene)

===[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]===

''This section concerns only the nicknames that Strong Bad uses.''

====Tycho====
*Dork-take
*Nerd Rancher
*Tye-cho
*Web-Comic

====[[Sam & Max|Max]]====
*Bunny[["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|m'n]]
*[[Disney|Stitch]]
*Ra-bit

====Heavy====
*Comrade Smart-insky...lov.
*Heavy[["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|m'n]]
*Heafty Bag
*Ivan
*Too-much-information-man

====The Player====
*Talky McTalktake
*Ouch-man

===Miscellaneous===

====[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]====
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

====[[Marshie]]====
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*Creepazoid (Homestar, [[Main Page 25]])
*That floating horror (Videlectrix One, [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]])

====[[They Might Be Giants]]====
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])

====John Flansburgh (of TMBG)====
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

====[[Carol]]====
*Carl (The Cheat, Email [[marzipan]], [[Seasonal Sweaters]])

====[[Señor]]====
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

====[[Mr. Bland]]====
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

====[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]====
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

====[[The Umpire]]====
*Mr. Umpire (Homestar, [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]])

====[[Senor Cardgage]]====
*Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])
*T. Mendous Savings (himself, [[Senorial Day]])
*old denominator (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])
*old wintergreen (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])
*old Soderbergh (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])
*Reggie Toupee (himself, Email [[too cool]])
*Seron Cardgage (himself, Email [[too cool]])

====[[Balding Man]]====
*Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

====[[Li'l Brudder]]====
*The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

====[[Visor Robot]]====
*Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

====[[Saddy Dumpington]]====
*Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Weird Snake Joe (himself, [[A Folky Tale]])

====[[Atari Dragon]]====
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[high school]])

====[[Trogdor]]====
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

====[[Rather Dashing]]====
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

====[[The Stick]]====
*The Cheat (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])

====[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]====
*Sven (unseen announcer, [[buried]])

====[[The Jolly Dumple]]====
*Tongue-o Drippo, the square blind colonist man (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Stencils]])

====[[Tandy 400]]====
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

====[[Compy 386]]====
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

====[[Lappy 486]]====
*lappy-pie...poo (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*little lady (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Name running gags]]

"Man" pronounced as "m'n"

2021-12-03T23:39:49Z

Andyroid: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Deckm'n.PNG|thumb|"I am the Deckm'n! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!"]]
In the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work, '''the word "man" is often pronounced as "m'n"''', as if it were part of a surname, by shortening the sound of the vowel "a". This pronunciation is most often used by [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]].

==Appearances==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar comments that [[The Goblin]] showed up dressed as a "[[Santaman|Santam'n]]".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Strong Bad refers to himself as "Cablem'n Jorge".
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad calls [[The Poopsmith]] "Doodiem'n".
*[[Homestar and the Nice Present]] — [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet Homestar]] receives a Santaman as a [[Decemberween]] gift, again pronouncing his name as "Santam'n".
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad pronounces email sender Cat's name as "Catm'n".
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Homestar refers to the [[Bear Holding a Shark]] as a very scary "monsterm'n".
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] — Puppet Homestar calls Puppet Strong Bad "Rondlem'n".
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad mentions seeing his local "bunm'n".
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — Homestar refers to himself as the "Deckm'n".
*Email [[coloring]] — Homestar calls [[Marzipan]] "Teacherm'n".
*Email [[4 branches]] — Strong Bad advises his viewers to write a letter to their local "Homestarm'n".
*The voice of [[Gunhaver]] is "[[Crack Stuntman|Crack Stuntm'n]]".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — [[Coach Z]] refers to his "[[alter ego]]" as "[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Dan Towelm'n]]".
*Email [[secret identity]] (DVD Commentary) — Homestar refers to the mailman as the "mailm'n".
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — Strong Bad refers to Max of the [[Sam & Max]] series as "Bunnym'n".
*[[Workin' on the Game]] — One of the [[Videlectrix Guys]] accuses the other of thinking he's a "spacem'n".
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Homestar calls Bubs in his [[Baloney Sammich truck]] "Baloneym'n".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Upon first talking to [[Homsar]], Strong Bad calls him "Floatym'n" (however, it is subtitled as "Floaty Man".) Later on, Homestar Runner calls Strong Bad "Nougatm'n", saying it's his "secret service call sign".
*Email [[fan club]] ([[fan club#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — Strong Bad pronounces "[[Batman]]" as "Batm'n".
*[[Comic Book Movie]] — When Crack Stuntman is seen in the role of [[Strong Badman]], he says, "BLAAAH, I'm Strong Badm'n!"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — When talking on Homestar's cell phone to the Videlectrix Guys about their game catalog, Videlectrix Matt mispronounces "[[Stinkoman 20X6]]" as "Stinkom'n 20X6".
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — At various points, Strong Bad will refer to the Heavy Weapons Guy and Max as "heavym'n" and "bunnym'n", respectively.
*[[Fan Costumes 2017]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] refers to himself as "your number one candym'n".
*[[Decemberween Dangeresque]] — A robotic Santaman appears to cut down [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]], and Homestar again pronounces it "Santam'n".
*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] — The [[page title]] is "Support Your Local Baseballm'n", and Homestar says that a kid dressed as him was probably mistaken for a "baseballm'n" while trick-or-treating.

==Names with "-man" pronounced in full==

Idiosyncratic uses of the suffix "-man" that are pronounced with a strong "a":
*[[Stinkoman]]
*[[Strong Badman]]
*[[Strong Man]]
*[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]
*[[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]]
*[[Thnikkaman]]
*[[Wrestleman]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman]]
*[[Biscuitdoughhandsman]]
*[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?|Haddi-Man]]
*"Marzi-man" in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*"Mollyman" in [[diorama]]

==Variations==
*Email [[dictionary]] — Coach Z calls Strong Bad "Strong B'd".

==See Also==
*[["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]]
*[[Nicknames]]
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls]]
*[[-or pronounced with a long O]]

[[Category:Name running gags|Man pronounced as m'n]]
[[Category:Irregular Pronunciations|Man pronounced as m'n ]]

Fan 'Stumes 2021

2021-12-02T11:53:40Z

Andyroid: /* Fun Facts */

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[[File:Fan 'Stumes 2021.png|thumb|I hope you're not making chicken... in a pan...]]
Strong Bad ridicules some fan costumes for another year, seeing if his experiment from last year worked.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|Cheatball}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Stingy Relenque}}

'''Costumes (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Jibblies Painting]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Mr. Poofers]], [[Strong Sad]]'s Head, [[Cranjegg]], [[Trogdor! The Board Game#Items of Trogdor|Items of Trogdor]], [[Peasant]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Cheat]], [[Stinkoman]], [[Cannonmouth]], [[Rather Dashing]], [[Homsar]], [[Modestly Hot Homsar]], [[Mighty Warrior]], [[Stingy Relenque]], [[On Point Kings]] member, [[Where's An Egg?]] protagonist, [[Trogdor]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Jibblies 2 Costumes|Strong Bad as Beetlejuice]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, November 30, 2021

'''Running Time:''' 9:30

'''Page Title:''' Support YOUR Local Baseballm'n!

==Transcript==
''{Open on the Strongs' basement wall. A projector screen comes down and the lights dim. The first picture shows a person in a Strong Bad mask with a chef's hat, apron and oven mitts, holding an empty tray.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aww, it's Baking Time Strong Bad! Er— you forgot to make me bake something. You can't dress up as Bakin' Time Strong Bad and not bake something awesome! You gotta bake up a batch of cinnamon...parched smidgens!

''{Eighteen small pastries pop onto the empty tray.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or maybe like, pineapple...part-side-out...problems.

''{The eighteen pastries are replaced with a splat by four pastries with half-slices of pineapple stuck in sideways.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Wait a minute. ''{the pastries disappear}'' Don't tell me you were making— ''{strained voice, slow music plays}'' Chicken? ''{A single chicken leg appears in the pan.}'' I-in a pan?

''{The next slide appears, of two people dressed as Coach Z and Bubs toilet papering a small object in a field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, it's Coach Z and Bubs! Toilet papering the crap out of The Stick! Or... ''{the following abbreviation appears onscreen}'' CZNBTPTCOOTS. For short. Cousin butt putt coots!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, that should be the name of our new band!

'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' No, it shouldn't!

''{The next slide appears, of a baby dressed as the Roucoulm, with an adult hand holding a torch with paper fire. Jibblies 2 music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh no! The Jibblies Painting has discovered how to adorably reproduce! ''{cut to a close-up of the child's face}'' Look at that sinister grin! At least it's not another Mr. Poofer—

''{The next slide appears, of a person dressed as Homestar Runner holding a white poodle.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{screams}''

''{The Mr. Poofers story music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' What a great scrap of pantyhose stretched over an old wire coat hanger Mr. Poofers is. I mean, what a great dog Mr. Poofers is.

''{The music stops.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, confused}'' W-what?

''{The next slide appears, of a person facing toward a projector screen displaying Homestar Runner on the Homestar Runner website, while having a picture of Homestar on their back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's not a costume! Looks more like an elaborate prank. Y'know, like somebody taped a big cut-out of Homestar to somebody else's butt. Like one o' them "kick me" signs. You know, when they're walking around all day oblivious and everybody behind them is like, "Oh, look there's Homestar Runner walking backwards down the hall! That makes a lot of sense! You suck, Homestar Runner!" And then the person has no idea! Anyways, this is appropriate because I often refer to Homestar as the ''walking'' taped-to-your-butt "kick me" sign.

''{The next slide appears, depicting two people dressed in long-headed Homestar and cloth-masked Strong Bad costumes, with a volleyball painted with Strong Sad's face at the latter's feet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pelican-head Homestar comes with everything you see here. Deflato-head Strong Bad and decapitato-head Strong Sad each sold separately.

''{The next slide appears, of a person dressed as Cranjegg}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, it's Cranjegg! ''{a card with Cranjegg slides in}'' One of the Keepers of Trogdor from Trogdor the Board Game! It's so legit!

''{as Strong Bad mentions each item, it cuts to a close-up of the item and its card from Trogdor the Board Game briefly enters view.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's got That Dog Tennis Ball Thing 'cept with Fireballs! Ye Flask of Dennis! The Shield of Cumberdale! The tube of Old Man Rub!

''{cut to a close-up of the medallion}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And even an awesome Trogdor medallion that— a-a clock. ''{cut back to a wide view}'' Y-you're just wearin'— a broken clock. I need to get you in touch with—

''{The next slide appears, of a Super Trinket, a Disk of Healing, a Ring of Voip and a Trogdor medallion, on a cloth sheet. Cards for each of the former three enter the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' — this person whose costume was a bunch of awesome items of Trogdor that they didn't actually wear.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or talk to this young fella!

''{The next slide appears, featuring a person in a Coach Z costume.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now that's a real Coach Z medalllllioraerlllllioren!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Are you finished?

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, I was finished years ago, Strong Bad! Coastin' on fumes, Coach Z is!

''{The next slide appears, with costumes of a burninated peasant, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Marzipan, The Cheat, Homestar, and a child wearing a Strong Bad costume. Each has a paper mask with a set of eyeholes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ah, these whole-family costume affairs just warm my heart parts! And I see that you doled out costumes in inverse height-to-popularity format. You know, so, I'm the most popular, so naturally, I'm the tiniest, and the King of Town is the tallest because he's the worst. He's the ''worst''!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Say what you want, ''{cut to a close-up of the King of Town mask}'' I'm just excited to finally have nostrils!

''{Cut to a close-up of the Homestar mask}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Yeah, me too! ''{a stream of blood drips down the eyehole on the right}'' Oops, I got a nosebleed.

''{The next slide appears, of a person with Stinkoman facepaint, a blue wig, a Stinkoman shirt and boxing gloves in a pumpkin patch.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, Stinkoman, have you discovered the true meaning of Halloween?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' These wrinkle balls are orange and difficult! I cannot possibly punch them all!

''{Cheatball pops up in the background}''

'''CHEATBALL:''' Cheatball!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ha-ha-ha! Cheatball! I might have known! You ''are'' the round egg!

''{cut to a different view of the same costume in front of a sign depicting Snoopy. Cheatball is in front of Snoopy's head and the words "It's the Halloween Cheatball, Stinkly Brown" are written on top, with "Brought to you by" and a "Kingly Madison" logotype in the lower right.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' "It's the Halloween Cheatball, Stinkly Brown" will return after these messages. Are you sure about that? We wanna return? You don't... don't think we should... cut our losses? Welp, alright. Comin' back!

''{The next slide appears, of a person in a kitchen whose mouth is covered with an indeterminate black object}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Alright, what am I lookin' at here? Are you like, gagged somehow? And this is like a ransom photo?

''{The next slide appears: an alternate shot of the same person reveals the black object to be cannon-shaped, with a fuse in the back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, somebody finally did it! It's ''{the drawing of Cannonmouth briefly enters the frame}'' Cannonmouth made real! ''{singing as music starts playing}'' Oh, here we go, it's Cannonmouth, check out this Cannonmouth costume. He seems pretty chill, actually, that his cannon's a mouth, his mouth is a cannon I mean. He's got a collared shirt and an ''{cut to a close-up of the air fryer in the image}'' air fryer. I hope he tried to air-fry ''{cut to the container of cheese balls on top of the refrigerator}'' these cheese balls. For some reason he's got ''{cut to the three-hole punch on the counter}'' a three-hole punch next to the stove!

''{The music stops, as it cuts back to the full picture.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, speaking}'' Seriously, what are you doing with that? You like, three-ring bind your crêpes or something? Ooh! You probably need to because crêpes are one of the few things you can roll up and shove in your cannon mouth! So you have to keep them expertly filed in a three-ring binder, y'know like, this one is for Nutella and bananas, and then these ones are for like, ham and cheese. That's a great idea, Cannonmouth!

''{The next slide appears, of a child in a Homestar Runner costume, with jagged shapes replacing the arms}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Alright, we got a decent star and a hat and propeller, and the mask is a good touch to represent his weird pointy underbite, but w- what's going on with his shoulders?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, those are just my shoulder shoomps.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Your what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' My shoulder shoomps, Strong Bad. You know, when my shoulders go like, "shoomp!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't remember that ever happening.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, it's all the time happening, Strong Bad.

''{Wipe to Strong Bad and Homestar talking in the field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, so I squangled my vertex, but he didn't seem to care.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shoomp! ''{jagged shapes appear out of his shoulders}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screams}''

''{Cut back to the basement, where the next slide appears: A person in a robed Rather Dashing costume, with chickens visible in the photo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's ''{a box appears with the following words}'' Svelt Young Rather Dashing: the chicken years.

''{The next slide appears, depicting a different person looking sad in a Scalding Lake t-shirt}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh. And it's ''{a box appears with the following words}'' rather dashing: the these years... years.

'''TEXT BOX:''' "I don't like food anymore!" you mope soggily at the tire swing.

'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't like food anymore!

''{The next slide appears of a Modestly Hot Homsar portrayer next to a large plush doll of Homsar in a rocking chair, in front of a snowman-themed wall decoration.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' And this little weirdo would have an elastic neckline to help him keep his pants up, you know the kind that is actually pretty tight so it leaves that weird indention in your waistline!

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm a blanket snowman in grandma's rocker!

''{The next slide appears, with a person with a foil spear and helmet and cardboard armor, running away from a spilled box of corn flakes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover; a speech bubble appears with the following line}'' This spacious back deck with sunburst railing details and cafe dining set is no place for a mighty warrior!

''{The next slide appears, of a person in a Stingy Relenque costume, complete with a blond wig dotted in lights and a maple leaf-decorated shirt.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover, in a mock-French accent}'' Wa-hon-hon! It is a Stingy Relenque costume! ''{a picture of Stingy Relenque enters into frame briefly}'' My French Canadien villain from Dangeresque! ''{normal voice}'' So wait a minute. You expertly cut out a maple leaf shape, but none of you can seem to manage—

''{The next slide appears, of three people in Homestar costumes with misshapen stars.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' —a five-point star? Why I oughtta—

''{The next slide appears, of a kid in a Homestar costume with a regularly-shaped star.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! Oh thank you young man! What a well-executed star! I'm sure nobody around your neighborhood knew who the crap you were, still. Mrs. Blundissman was probably like, "Oh, look at you! You must be dressed up as the baseballm'n! Here, have some wax lips!

''{The next slide appears, depicting a person wearing an On Point Kings jacket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, how'd you get an On Point Kings jacket? I don't remember jumpin' YOU in as a member. Did you go through all the hazing rituals? Like eating three large gallon-of-milk pizzas in an hour, ''{three pizza boxes dripping in milk enter frame}'' drawing hillbilly teeth on sleeping Homestar, ''Homestar's cinnamon-bearded face, with a mouth with misshapen teeth and a tongue sticking out, enters the frame}'' and my personal favorite, bottle rocket chili cheese fries. ''{a basket of chili cheese fries with Fthoom-Bang rockets stuck in enters the frame}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or as I call 'em, chili... cheese fries.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You've shown up too much! In this one.

''{The next slide appears, of a person wearing a pith helmet and detective's jacket, miming holding a gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Are you supposed to be the guy from that game Where's An Egg? ''{the "Where's An Egg?" detective slides into frame}'' Why are you wearing one of them safari helmets? ''{cut to a close-up of the helmet}'' You couldn't even find a fedora? Or ''{cut to the empty hand}'' anything to actually hold? Looks like you've got an invisible banana in there— Oh, wait! ''{cut back to the wide shot}'' You're dressed up as the detective from the unreleased sequel: ''Locate Banana''!

''{An image on a TV screen of "Locate Banana" appears, depicting the Where's An Egg detective with clothes of similar color to the cosplayer. The next slide appears, depicting a costume of a peasant being burninated by Trogdor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ah, it's a rare treat, when I just can't make fun of a Halloween costume. Look at that perfect Trogdor. "V"s so consummate you could slice 'em with a chipe. Wings so wingaling they lift me off the ground. And arms so beefy I want to throw a piece of Colby-Jack on there and put it on a brioche bun.

''{Cut to an advertisement for a Blubb-O's burger with a beefy-arm-shaped patty, cheese, pickles, and a sesame seed bun.}''

'''BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Yes, come the crap on down to Blubb-O's and try a Trogdor the Burgernator. Colby-Jack cheese melted over a beefy-arm-shaped burger, served on what we're calling a brioche bun so we can charge an extra two dollars.

''{a burst appears, reading "$2 more'n you thought!" The next slide appears, with a Strong Bad with appendages coming out of his mouth, a snowman made of cardboard boxes onto which is taped a picture of Strong Sad's face with a carrot in his mouth and a Post-it with a top hat drawn on, and a person with a Homestar shirt carrying a tray of Yorkshire puddings, each with a small Homestar face printed on paper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Someone did it! Someone actually did it! The experiment was a success! Okay, quick recap. Last year, somebody dressed up in a super-detailed costume of some really obscure crap that I said one time. ''{a picture of the previous year's Dangeresque: Cyberthymez costume, and the drawing it was based on come into frame}'' So naturally, ''{the pictures exit the frame}'' I decided to push the boundaries, you know? Strong Bad's always pushing them boundaries. So, I just said a few random phrases ''{Strong Bad's Tweet from the previous year, reading "Tentacle mouth Strong Bad, cardboard box snowman adjacent to Homestar Runner with a Yorkshire pudding condition." appears}'' and thought we'd wait until this year to see if anybody dressed up like that. And here we go!

''{cut to close-ups of each item in the image as Strong Bad says them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Tentacle-mouth Strong Bad! Cardboard box snowman! Adjacent to Homestar Runner with a Yorkshire pudding condition! Look at those little pudds!

''{The next slide appears, with a person in a Strong Bad costume with tentacles replacing the bottom half of his mask and holding a bucket decorated with a rainbow wig skull saying "Jam on it!", a snowman made entirely out of brown cardboard boxes, and a person in a Homestar mask in a kiddie pool with yellow sheets.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa! Someone else did it? And even better! Now ''that's'' how you make a tentacle-mouth Strong Bad! That thing's horrific! And look at that hardcore cardboard snowman! And then... there's the slight matter of a kiddie pool full of sheets as substitute for Yorkshire pudding but we can overlook that. 'Cause man, look at those tentacles! I want 'em so bad! So ''{the previous slide appears}'' these people win for actually making Yorkshire puddings, but ''{the kiddie pool slide reappears}'' you people win for basically everything else. But the experiment must continue! I gotta up the difficulty for next year!

''{Cut to Strong Bad at the Lappier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' How 'bout... ''{typing}'' "Drone footage, ''{stops typing}'' ah, that's a good start... ''{typing}'' mecha-Strong Sad, and a cost/benefit analysis of the import/export of potash." ''{types "edgartweeterhands.exe"}'' Tweet! Alright, citizen scientists. Get to work!

''{With a smack, the last slide appears. The caption "There's too many good ones! We cannot possibly punch them all!" is written above a collage of costumes: a person in a The Cheat hoodie wearing a glowstick necklace and holding another glowstick next to a person in a Strong Bad costume; another person as Strong Bad holding a Talkin' Strong Bad plush toy and in front of a wall-mounted canvas with a picture of Homestar Runner; a third Strong Bad costume with a muscular-looking vest, in a photo taken outside; two peasants and a person in a Trogdor helmet; a person dressed as D n' D Greg holding a D&D essentials kit on a sofa; a person dressed as Strong Bad dressed as Beetlejuice; a person in a white "soft serve flip" beanie with a light grey hoodie, grey sweatpants and grey slippers; and another Strong Bad with a papier-mâché mask and gloves, next to a painting of the Atari Dragon approaching Strong Bad in the subway.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020#1331645213043994625|"challenge" Tweet]] was posted the previous year coinciding with [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]].

===Remarks===
*This is the first post-[[Hiatuses#2010 - 2014|hiatus]] [[Flash]] toon to not be on [[YouTube]].
*In the scene of Modestly Hot Homsar with a stuffed Homsar, Strong Bad never mentions the Modestly Hot Homsar costume.

===Goofs===
*This toon ends on a completely white screen instead of having a back button or automatically redirecting to the toons page.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's disgust over chicken in a pan comes from the email [[slumber party]].
*The line "I don't like food anymore" is said by Strong Sad in the email [[2 years]].
*The Homsar song is a variation of the Modestly Hot Homsar verse from the song in the email [[different town]].
*The Mighty Warrior is from [[Teen Girl Squad 10]], with a reference to the "corn is no place for a mighty warrior" line.
*The line "Support your local baseballm'n" has [["man" pronounced as "m'n"]].
*Stingy Relenque is from [[Decemberween Dangeresque]].
*Stinkoman's confusion over how pumpkins work is similar to his confusion over giving thanks in [[Twenty THANXty Six]].
*The Strong Sad head posing as a snowman comes from [[Fall Float Parade]].
*The "Jam on it!" rainbow wig skull seen on the second tentacle-mouth Strong Bad's bucket comes from [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*The program "edgartweeterhands.exe", another in the [[Edgar]]-related line of software products, appeared in [[Fan 'Stumes 2020|the previous Fan 'Stumes]].

===Real World References===
*"It's the Great Cheatball, Stinkly Brown" is a reference to the ''[[Peanuts]]'' special ''{{w|It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown}}''.
**The special is also stated to be sponsored by "Kingly Madison", a parody of the bakery brand {{w|Dolly Madison}}, known for sponsoring ''Peanuts'' specials.

==External Links==
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Fan 'Stumes 2021

2021-12-02T00:21:52Z

Andyroid: /* Remarks */

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[[File:Fan 'Stumes 2021.png|thumb|I hope you're not making chicken... in a pan...]]
Strong Bad ridicules some fan costumes for another year, seeing if his experiment from last year worked.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|1-Up}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, {{Film|Cheatball}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Stingy Relenque}}

'''Costumes (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Jibblies Painting]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Mr. Poofers]], [[Strong Sad]]'s Head, [[Cranjegg]], [[Trogdor! The Board Game#Items of Trogdor|Items of Trogdor]], [[Peasant]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Cheat]], [[Stinkoman]], [[Cannonmouth]], [[Rather Dashing]], [[Homsar]], [[Modestly Hot Homsar]], [[Mighty Warrior]], [[Stingy Relenque]], [[On Point Kings]] member, [[Where's An Egg?]] protagonist, [[Trogdor]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Jibblies 2 Costumes|Strong Bad as Beetlejuice]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, November 30, 2021

'''Running Time:''' 9:30

'''Page Title:''' Support YOUR Local Baseballm'n!

==Transcript==
''{Open on the Strongs' basement wall. A projector screen comes down and the lights dim. The first picture shows a person in a Strong Bad mask with a chef's hat, apron and oven mitts, holding an empty tray.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aww, it's Baking Time Strong Bad! Er— you forgot to make me bake something. You can't dress up as Bakin' Time Strong Bad and not bake something awesome! You gotta bake up a batch of cinnamon...parched smidgens!

''{Eighteen small pastries pop onto the empty tray.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or maybe like, pineapple...part-side-out...problems.

''{The eighteen pastries are replaced with a splat by four pastries with half-slices of pineapple stuck in sideways.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Wait a minute. ''{the pastries disappear}'' Don't tell me you were making— ''{strained voice, slow music plays}'' Chicken? ''{A single chicken leg appears in the pan.}'' I-in a pan?

''{The next slide appears, of two people dressed as Coach Z and Bubs toilet papering a small object in a field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, it's Coach Z and Bubs! Toilet papering the crap out of The Stick! Or... ''{the following abbreviation appears onscreen}'' CZNBTPTCOOTS. For short. Cousin butt putt coots!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, that should be the name of our new band!

'''BUBS:''' ''{voiceover}'' No, it shouldn't!

''{The next slide appears, of a baby dressed as the Roucoulm, with an adult hand holding a torch with paper fire. Jibblies 2 music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh no! The Jibblies Painting has discovered how to adorably reproduce! ''{cut to a close-up of the child's face}'' Look at that sinister grin! At least it's not another Mr. Poofer—

''{The next slide appears, of a person dressed as Homestar Runner holding a white poodle.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{screams}''

''{The Mr. Poofers story music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' What a great scrap of pantyhose stretched over an old wire coat hanger Mr. Poofers is. I mean, what a great dog Mr. Poofers is.

''{The music stops.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, confused}'' W-what?

''{The next slide appears, of a person facing toward a projector screen displaying Homestar Runner on the Homestar Runner website, while having a picture of Homestar on their back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's not a costume! Looks more like an elaborate prank. Y'know, like somebody taped a big cut-out of Homestar to somebody else's butt. Like one o' them "kick me" signs. You know, when they're walking around all day oblivious and everybody behind them is like, "Oh, look there's Homestar Runner walking backwards down the hall! That makes a lot of sense! You suck, Homestar Runner!" And then the person has no idea! Anyways, this is appropriate because I often refer to Homestar as the ''walking'' taped-to-your-butt "kick me" sign.

''{The next slide appears, depicting two people dressed in long-headed Homestar and cloth-masked Strong Bad costumes, with a volleyball painted with Strong Sad's face at the latter's feet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pelican-head Homestar comes with everything you see here. Deflato-head Strong Bad and decapitato-head Strong Sad each sold separately.

''{The next slide appears, of a person dressed as Cranjegg}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, it's Cranjegg! ''{a card with Cranjegg slides in}'' One of the Keepers of Trogdor from Trogdor the Board Game! It's so legit!

''{as Strong Bad mentions each item, it cuts to a close-up of the item and its card from Trogdor the Board Game briefly enters view.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's got That Dog Tennis Ball Thing 'cept with Fireballs! Ye Flask of Dennis! The Shield of Cumberdale! The tube of Old Man Rub!

''{cut to a close-up of the medallion}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And even an awesome Trogdor medallion that— a-a clock. ''{cut back to a wide view}'' Y-you're just wearin'— a broken clock. I need to get you in touch with—

''{The next slide appears, of a Super Trinket, a Disk of Healing, a Ring of Voip and a Trogdor medallion, on a cloth sheet. Cards for each of the former three enter the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' — this person whose costume was a bunch of awesome items of Trogdor that they didn't actually wear.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or talk to this young fella!

''{The next slide appears, featuring a person in a Coach Z costume.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now that's a real Coach Z medalllllioraerlllllioren!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Are you finished?

'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, I was finished years ago, Strong Bad! Coastin' on fumes, Coach Z is!

''{The next slide appears, with costumes of a burninated peasant, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Marzipan, The Cheat, Homestar, and a child wearing a Strong Bad costume. Each has a paper mask with a set of eyeholes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ah, these whole-family costume affairs just warm my heart parts! And I see that you doled out costumes in inverse height-to-popularity format. You know, so, I'm the most popular, so naturally, I'm the tiniest, and the King of Town is the tallest because he's the worst. He's the ''worst''!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Say what you want, ''{cut to a close-up of the King of Town mask}'' I'm just excited to finally have nostrils!

''{Cut to a close-up of the Homestar mask}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Yeah, me too! ''{a stream of blood drips down the eyehole on the right}'' Oops, I got a nosebleed.

''{The next slide appears, of a person with Stinkoman facepaint, a blue wig, a Stinkoman shirt and boxing gloves in a pumpkin patch.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, Stinkoman, have you discovered the true meaning of Halloween?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' These wrinkle balls are orange and difficult! I cannot possibly punch them all!

''{Cheatball pops up in the background}''

'''CHEATBALL:''' Cheatball!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ha-ha-ha! Cheatball! I might have known! You ''are'' the round egg!

''{cut to a different view of the same costume in front of a sign depicting Snoopy. Cheatball is in front of Snoopy's head and the words "It's the Halloween Cheatball, Stinkly Brown" are written on top, with "Brought to you by" and a "Kingly Madison" logotype in the lower right.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' "It's the Halloween Cheatball, Stinkly Brown" will return after these messages. Are you sure about that? We wanna return? You don't... don't think we should... cut our losses? Welp, alright. Comin' back!

''{The next slide appears, of a person in a kitchen whose mouth is covered with an indeterminate black object}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Alright, what am I lookin' at here? Are you like, gagged somehow? And this is like a ransom photo?

''{The next slide appears: an alternate shot of the same person reveals the black object to be cannon-shaped, with a fuse in the back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, somebody finally did it! It's ''{the drawing of Cannonmouth briefly enters the frame}'' Cannonmouth made real! ''{singing as music starts playing}'' Oh, here we go, it's Cannonmouth, check out this Cannonmouth costume. He seems pretty chill, actually, that his cannon's a mouth, his mouth is a cannon I mean. He's got a collared shirt and an ''{cut to a close-up of the air fryer in the image}'' air fryer. I hope he tried to air-fry ''{cut to the container of cheese balls on top of the refrigerator}'' these cheese balls. For some reason he's got ''{cut to the three-hole punch on the counter}'' a three-hole punch next to the stove!

''{The music stops, as it cuts back to the full picture.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, speaking}'' Seriously, what are you doing with that? You like, three-ring bind your crêpes or something? Ooh! You probably need to because crêpes are one of the few things you can roll up and shove in your cannon mouth! So you have to keep them expertly filed in a three-ring binder, y'know like, this one is for Nutella and bananas, and then these ones are for like, ham and cheese. That's a great idea, Cannonmouth!

''{The next slide appears, of a child in a Homestar Runner costume, with jagged shapes replacing the arms}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Alright, we got a decent star and a hat and propeller, and the mask is a good touch to represent his weird pointy underbite, but w- what's going on with his shoulders?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, those are just my shoulder shoomps.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Your what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' My shoulder shoomps, Strong Bad. You know, when my shoulders go like, "shoomp!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't remember that ever happening.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, it's all the time happening, Strong Bad.

''{Wipe to Strong Bad and Homestar talking in the field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, so I squangled my vertex, but he didn't seem to care.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Shoomp! ''{jagged shapes appear out of his shoulders}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screams}''

''{Cut back to the basement, where the next slide appears: A person in a robed Rather Dashing costume, with chickens visible in the photo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's ''{a box appears with the following words}'' Svelt Young Rather Dashing: the chicken years.

''{The next slide appears, depicting a different person looking sad in a Scalding Lake t-shirt}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh. And it's ''{a box appears with the following words}'' rather dashing: the these years... years.

'''TEXT BOX:''' "I don't like food anymore!" you mope soggily at the tire swing.

'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't like food anymore!

''{The next slide appears of a Modestly Hot Homsar portrayer next to a large plush doll of Homsar in a rocking chair, in front of a snowman-themed wall decoration.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' And this little weirdo would have an elastic neckline to help him keep his pants up, you know the kind that is actually pretty tight so it leaves that weird indention in your waistline!

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm a blanket snowman in grandma's rocker!

''{The next slide appears, with a person with a foil spear and helmet and cardboard armor, running away from a spilled box of corn flakes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover; a speech bubble appears with the following line}'' This spacious back deck with sunburst railing details and cafe dining set is no place for a mighty warrior!

''{The next slide appears, of a person in a Stingy Relenque costume, complete with a blond wig dotted in lights and a maple leaf-decorated shirt.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover, in a mock-French accent}'' Wa-hon-hon! It is a Stingy Relenque costume! ''{a picture of Stingy Relenque enters into frame briefly}'' My French Canadien villain from Dangeresque! ''{normal voice}'' So wait a minute. You expertly cut out a maple leaf shape, but none of you can seem to manage—

''{The next slide appears, of three people in Homestar costumes with misshapen stars.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' —a five-point star? Why I oughtta—

''{The next slide appears, of a kid in a Homestar costume with a regularly-shaped star.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! Oh thank you young man! What a well-executed star! I'm sure nobody around your neighborhood knew who the crap you were, still. Mrs. Blundissman was probably like, "Oh, look at you! You must be dressed up as the baseballm'n! Here, have some wax lips!

''{The next slide appears, depicting a person wearing an On Point Kings jacket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, how'd you get an On Point Kings jacket? I don't remember jumpin' YOU in as a member. Did you go through all the hazing rituals? Like eating three large gallon-of-milk pizzas in an hour, ''{three pizza boxes dripping in milk enter frame}'' drawing hillbilly teeth on sleeping Homestar, ''Homestar's cinnamon-bearded face, with a mouth with misshapen teeth and a tongue sticking out, enters the frame}'' and my personal favorite, bottle rocket chili cheese fries. ''{a basket of chili cheese fries with Fthoom-Bang rockets stuck in enters the frame}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or as I call 'em, chili... cheese fries.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You've shut up too much! In this one.

''{The next slide appears, of a person wearing a pith helmet and detective's jacket, miming holding a gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Are you supposed to be the guy from that game Where's An Egg? ''{the "Where's An Egg?" detective slides into frame}'' Why are you wearing one of them safari helmets? ''{cut to a close-up of the helmet}'' You couldn't even find a fedora? Or ''{cut to the empty hand}'' anything to actually hold? Looks like you've got an invisible banana in there— Oh, wait! ''{cut back to the wide shot}'' You're dressed up as the detective from the unreleased sequel: ''Locate Banana''!

''{An image on a TV screen of "Locate Banana" appears, depicting the Where's An Egg detective with clothes of similar color to the cosplayer. The next slide appears, depicting a costume of a peasant being burninated by Trogdor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ah, it's a rare treat, when I just can't make fun of a Halloween costume. Look at that perfect Trogdor. "V"s so consummate you could slice 'em with a chipe. Wings so wingaling they lift me off the ground. And arms so beefy I want to throw a piece of Colby-Jack on there and put it on a brioche bun.

''{Cut to an advertisement for a Blubb-O's burger with a beefy-arm-shaped patty, cheese, pickles, and a sesame seed bun.}''

'''BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Yes, come the crap on down to Blubb-O's and try a Trogdor the Burgernator. Colby-Jack cheese melted over a beefy-arm-shaped burger, served on what we're calling a brioche bun so we can charge an extra two dollars.

''{a burst appears, reading "$2 more'n you thought!" The next slide appears, with a Strong Bad with appendages coming out of his mouth, a snowman made of cardboard boxes onto which is taped a picture of Strong Sad's face with a carrot in his mouth and a Post-it with a top hat drawn on, and a person with a Homestar shirt carrying a tray of Yorkshire puddings, each with a small Homestar face printed on paper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Someone did it! Someone actually did it! The experiment was a success! Okay, quick recap. Last year, somebody dressed up in a super-detailed costume of some really obscure crap that I said one time. ''{a picture of the previous year's Dangeresque: Cyberthymez costume, and the drawing it was based on come into frame}'' So naturally, ''{the pictures exit the frame}'' I decided to push the boundaries, you know? Strong Bad's always pushing them boundaries. So, I just said a few random phrases ''{Strong Bad's Tweet from the previous year, reading "Tentacle mouth Strong Bad, cardboard box snowman adjacent to Homestar Runner with a Yorkshire pudding condition." appears}'' and thought we'd wait until this year to see if anybody dressed up like that. And here we go!

''{cut to close-ups of each item in the image as Strong Bad says them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Tentacle-mouth Strong Bad! Cardboard box snowman! Adjacent to Homestar Runner with a Yorkshire pudding condition! Look at those little pudds!

''{The next slide appears, with a person in a Strong Bad costume with tentacles replacing the bottom half of his mask and holding a bucket decorated with a rainbow wig skull saying "Jam on it!", a snowman made entirely out of brown cardboard boxes, and a person in a Homestar mask in a kiddie pool with yellow sheets.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa! Someone else did it? And even better! Now ''that's'' how you make a tentacle-mouth Strong Bad! That thing's horrific! And look at that hardcore cardboard snowman! And then... there's the slight matter of a kiddie pool full of sheets as substitute for Yorkshire pudding but we can overlook that. 'Cause man, look at those tentacles! I want 'em so bad! So ''{the previous slide appears}'' these people win for actually making Yorkshire puddings, but ''{the kiddie pool slide reappears}'' you people win for basically everything else. But the experiment must continue! I gotta up the difficulty for next year!

''{Cut to Strong Bad at the Lappier}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' How 'bout... ''{typing}'' "Drone footage, ''{stops typing}'' ah, that's a good start... ''{typing}'' mecha-Strong Sad, and a cost/benefit analysis of the import/export of potash." ''{types "edgartweeterhands.exe"}'' Tweet! Alright, citizen scientists. Get to work!

''{With a smack, the last slide appears. The caption "There's too many good ones! We cannot possibly punch them all!" is written above a collage of costumes: a person in a The Cheat hoodie wearing a glowstick necklace and holding another glowstick next to a person in a Strong Bad costume; another person as Strong Bad holding a Talkin' Strong Bad plush toy and in front of a wall-mounted canvas with a picture of Homestar Runner; a third Strong Bad costume with a muscular-looking vest, in a photo taken outside; two peasants and a person in a Trogdor helmet; a person dressed as D n' D Greg holding a D&D essentials kit on a sofa; a person dressed as Strong Bad dressed as Beetlejuice; a person in a white "soft serve flip" beanie with a light grey hoodie, grey sweatpants and grey slippers; and another Strong Bad with a papier-mâché mask and gloves, next to a painting of the Atari Dragon approaching Strong Bad in the subway.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020#1331645213043994625|"challenge" Tweet]] was posted the previous year coinciding with [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]].

===Remarks===
*This is the only Flash toon post [[Hiatuses#2010 - 2014|hiatus]] to not be on YouTube.
*In the scene of Modestly Hot Homsar with a stuffed Homsar, Strong Bad doesn't directly mention the Modestly Hot Homsar costume (outside of singing the verse about her from the "Different Town" song).

===Goofs===
*This toon ends on a completely white screen instead of having a back button or automatically redirecting to the toons page.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's disgust over chicken in a pan comes from the email [[slumber party]].
*The line "I don't like food anymore" is said by Strong Sad in the email [[2 years]].
*The Homsar song is a variation of the Modestly Hot Homsar verse from the song in the email [[different town]].
*The Mighty Warrior is from [[Teen Girl Squad 10]], with a reference to the "corn is no place for a mighty warrior" line.
*The "Support your local baseballm'n" is a use of [[m'n]].
*Stingy Relenque is from [[Decemberween Dangeresque]].
*Stinkoman's confusion over how pumpkins work is similar to his confusion over giving thanks in [[Twenty THANXty Six]].
*The Strong Sad head posing as a snowman comes from [[Fall Float Parade]].
*The "Jam on it!" rainbow wig skull seen on the second tentacle-mouth Strong Bad's bucket comes from [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*The program "edgartweeterhands.exe", another in the [[Edgar]]-related line of software products, appeared in [[Fan 'Stumes 2020|the previous Fan 'Stumes]].

===Real World References===
*"It's the Great Cheatball, Stinkly Brown" is a reference to the ''[[Peanuts]]'' special ''{{w|It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown}}''.
**The special is also stated to be sponsored by "Kingly Madison", a parody of the bakery brand {{w|Dolly Madison}}, known for sponsoring ''Peanuts'' specials.

==External Links==
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Fan 'Stumes 2021

2021-12-01T12:48:55Z

Andyroid: /* Real World References */

Spoken Sound Effects

2021-10-31T13:19:07Z

Andyroid: /* Appearances */

[[Image:DWAYNE.PNG|thumb|DWAYNE!]]
Often, rather than having [[sound effects]] play, one or more of the [[characters]] will instead '''pronounce the sound effects'''. This is often used for comedic effect, or as an [[onomatopoeia]] in place of the effect.

==Appearances==
*[[Powered by The Cheat]] — Almost all sound effects are vocalised.
*[[Old Intro]] — According to the page title, the sound for the [[fireworks]] was provided by [[Mike Chapman]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says "Beep" and admits to it.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] — Homestar Runner: "Doo doo ''doo''!" "Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone doooooooooooooo."
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Homestar Runner: "Dik, doing! Dik, sboing!"
*Email [[vacation]] — When [[Strong Bad]] gets up, instead of [[the Geddup Noise]], he makes the noise with his voice.
*Email [[action figure]] — Strong Bad, while describing his action figure's ability to shoot sparks from its mouth, imitates the sparks by making a grinding noise.
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] — Narrator Strong Bad makes all the sound effects.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] —
**Strong Bad (as Homestar Runner): "Pchew! Pchew! Wchew! That was... the lightning..."
**He also switches back and forth between saying and playing the sound effect for "Ding", going so far as to note that [[Homsar]] doesn't even ''get'' a ding.
*Email [[marzipan]] — When cheatachu72 signs off, a voice similar to Strong Bad's makes a signing off noise.
*[[20X6 vs. 1936]] — [[The Homestar Runner]]: "Ptooie!"
*Email [[funny]] — Strong Bad: "Squee squaw", "Pont-REER!", "ponkity-ponkity-ponkity"
*Email [[mile]] — Narrator [[The Cheat]] says a [[Powered by The Cheat]] version of [[Preeeeow]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Homestar Runner: "beep", "boop"
*Email [[local news]] — Strong Bad: "dup dup dup dup dup..." (imitating a helicopter)
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]] — Homestar Runner: "Brrinng! Brrinng!"
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] —
**Background Voices: "Dun-dun-DUN!"
**Homestar (in an attempt to sound like a car alarm): "Weh oh weh oh weh oh weh oh" "doooooOOOOP dooooooOOOOP" "Mamp. Mamp. Mamp. Mamp." "DooEEEE! DoolEEEE!"
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad does most of the sound effects within the movie including the riffs and the driving sound effects.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — [[Strong Sad]] says that anything [[Saddy Dumpington]] played on his [[washboard]] would have sounded like "SCRRREENK SCRUNK, SCRRRENK, SCRUNK".
*[[Shopping for Danger]] and [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The Blue Las-alert siren is provided by [[Matt Chapman]].
*Email [[extra plug]] — [[Strong Mad]]: "PREEEEOW."
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — [[Coach Z]]: "Ring ring." (imitating a phone)
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar Runner: "Hiccup."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — As [[the Thnikkaman]] hangs up he says "click!"
*[[Senorial Day]] — Homestar Runner: "Pekyoo! Hgyoo! Pghyoo! Doo! Pehw! Wehw!" (imitating fireworks)
*[[Cool Things]] — Homestar Runner: "Mwah, bwah, bwahhh" (imitating a "sad trombone" tune)
*Email [[technology]] — [[The Cheat]]: "beep beep beep beep beep"
*[[Happy Trogday]] — Strong Bad: "Twirr! Twirr!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Homestar Runner: "Boo boo doot!"
*[[Flashforward]] — Homestar Runner: "Voooooooooooooooo-ka-chuck." (imitating an elevator)
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Coach Z: "Hort! Hort hooort!" "Craaaket! Craaaket tatatata! Craaket tatatata!" "Wha-dlah whe-dlah!"
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar Runner: "Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptoo!"
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad: "Whaaa-donk. Click-click-click-click-click-click-click." (imitating an alarm)
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Sad dressed as a snowman says "ptooie" out loud as he spits out the carrot Strong Bad stuffed in his mouth.
*[[Date Nite]] — Homestar Runner mimics the sonar sounds in the submarine scenes: "Boo. Boo. Boo."
*[[DNA Evidence]] —
**[[Bubs]]: "Cough-cough."
**Homestar Runner: "Glug glug glug!"
*Email [[more armies]] — Strong Bad: "Clank, clank."
*Email [[winter pool]] — The "Eat a Lot of Food Alert" has the same sound as the Blue Las-alert.
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Strong Bad: "DWAYNE!"
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] — Homestar Runner says "Ding!" as he winks at the audience. He then winks a second time, making an actual "Ding!" sound.
*[[Play Date]] — Homestar Runner: "Boop!" and then pushes the button on the phone to actually hang up.
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — [[Gunhaver]]: Snowmobile engine sound effects.
*[[SBCG4AP Tutorial]] — Strong Bad: "Dun dun dun!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] —
**Homestar Runner: "Sigh."
**Strong Bad: "Activate cloaking shield! Whawhahwahwa."
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Bad: "Jingle jangle!"
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] —
**Bubs: "Wink."
**Strong Bad: "Groan."
**Strong Bad: "Barf!"
*Email [[email thunder]] — Homestar Runner: "Poo, poo. Poo, poo."
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] —
**Homestar Runner: "Gasp!"
**Strong Bad: "Sniff-"
**Strong Bad: "Pshhhh!"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Homestar Runner: "Ptoo! Ptoo!"
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs: "Dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup da daa ba dup dup dup!" (imitating a military drum cadence)
*[[Hremail 7]] — Strong Sad imitates the dial-up connection noise.
*Email [[hremail 3184]] —
**Homestar Runner: "Rake!", "Shovel!"
**Strong Bad: "[[Dooj]]."
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] — [[Homsar]]: "Puff... Cough... Toff..."
*[[April Fool 2014]] — More than once in the cartoon: "Poink!"
*[[Halloween Safety]] — Homestar Runner: "Blink! Blonk!"
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Homestar Runner: "Click!"
*[[sbemail 206]] — Strong Bad: "Boo-da-ling..."
*[[Flash is Dead!]] — Homestar Runner: "Boo-ding!"
*[[Later that Night...]] — Strong Bad: "Bush, bush, bush!"
*All [[CGI Paper]] [[Strong Bad Emails]] — Strong Bad: "CG-eeeow!"
*[[Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold]] —
**Homestar Runner: "Burger burger!"
**He also tries to make whistle-blowing sounds without actually blowing into the whistle.
*Email [[too cool]] — Bubs: "Static."

==See Also==
*[[Gulp]]
*[[Peow]]
*[[Self-Narrated Actions]]
*[[The Brothers Chaps Singing]]
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Halloween Hide & Seek

2021-10-30T12:38:54Z

Andyroid: /* Inside References */

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[[Image:HalloweenHideAndSeek.png|thumb|"This year's costume teaser is the title screen!"]]

Homestar Runner has to point and click his way around Free Country, USA to find the other characters so he can incorrectly guess their costumes.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Jibblies Painting}}

'''Places:''' [[Spooky Woods]], Inside Spooky, Leafy Tree, [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The King of Town's Castle]]

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'''Date:''' Friday, October 29, 2021

== Announcement ==
'''Page Title:''' Halloween Point n' Click-a-ma-jig!

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'''this year's halloween thing!'''

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''This year's costume teaser is the title screen!''</center>

Everybody dressed up as characters from classic adventure games so it was natural that, instead of a toon, this year's Ween update would be a playable game in the style of those old point n' clicks!

Help Homestar find the other characters so he can get their costumes wrong like always!

[https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween '''GO PLAY IT LIKE RIGHT NOW!''']

Made in Unity with the great Adventure Creator plugin, the game is currently hosted on itch.io with the hope of getting it up and running here on the website proper soon
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==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The itch.io description reads "A short Halloween point n' click starring the dumb animal characters of HomestarRunner.com".
*The "More information" box lists the status as "Prototype", the platforms as "HTML5", the author as "Videlectrix", the genre as "Adventure", and the tags "Halloween", "homestar-runner", and "strong-bad".

===Remarks===
*The pause menu contains "Resume", "Options", and "Quit". In the options menu, you can adjust speech volume, music volume, and SFX volume, set the language, and toggle subtitles. Changing the speech volume or subtitles does nothing, and the language can only be set to "Original".
*You can ask The Poopsmith about Homsar, even if you have already found him, with no reaction from The Poopsmith. However, Strong Bad does note if you already found The Cheat.

===Glitches===
*Pausing the game using the "Pause" button causes the inventory to disappear until you enter certain rooms.

===Inside References===
*The gameplay music is a remix of the theme from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
** In another reference to this cartoon, Homestar knocks on Marzipan's front door by banging his head against it.
*Actions are referred to as "Syd Getman", "Syd Useman", and "Syd Bounceman", a reference to [[Homestar Runner's "Sid" game]] from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[date]].
*Homestar mentions [[witch's brew]] to Strong Sad and Strong Mad.
*Homestar says "I found you totally found you" to Strong Sad, a line previously said in [[hiding]].
*The Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte comes from [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].
*Coach Z was previously shown to be a resident of the [[Gremlin]] in [[sbemail206]].
*The theme from [[Jibblies 2]] plays when Strong Mad is shown the Jibblies Painting.
*Homestar tells Bubs a tale about Taco-Man, continuing a joke from [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Homestar's line "Busted his head, man. Busted his head." is from [[The Baloneyman]], when he was indulging in "summer talk" with Strong Bad about kids getting hurt on bikes.
*As in [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]], Marzipan dresses up as what Strong Sad told her to, and Strong Mad attempts and fails to make a correct reference to his costume.
*Homestar mistakenly thinks Coach Z is dressing up as Queen Latifah "again", referring to his costume in [[Happy Hallow-Day]].
*Homestar describes the King of Town's Antwerp costume as "no-armed space Grimace", a reference to Strong Bad mentioning "four-armed Grimace" in [[best thing]].
*When he finds the King of Town bouncing on a trampoline, Homestar asks if he's trying to "twees it out", a reference to [[lady fan]].
*If Homestar tries to examine the note on the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand from the front, he'll say he can't make it out, and lament that [[Original Bubs]] would be able to see it from over here.

===Real-World References===
*Homestar suggests that he's "selling these fine leather jackets", a [[LucasArts]] joke previously referenced in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].

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==See Also==
*[[Halloween Hide & Seek Walkthrough]]
*[[Halloween Hide & Seek Responses]]

== External Links ==
*[https://videlectrix.itch.io/hide-n-ween play "Halloween Hide & Seek"]
*[[hr:halloween-hide-n-seek|read announcement]]

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First Time Here?

2021-04-16T15:14:54Z

Andyroid: /* Trivia */

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[[Image:firsttimehere.png|200px|thumb|"Oh, I am Homestar, and this is a website!"]]

The welcome speech for first-time viewers of [[homestarrunner.com]]. Directed by Cherry Greg.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Unseen Characters|Clapper Loader]], [[Cherry Greg]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, March 28, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:52

'''Page title:''' HomestarRunner.com Welcome Speech

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== Transcript ==
''{Homestar Runner stands in a field, with a [[clapperboard]] obstructing the view. The screen is overlaid with a video camera frame including a blinking red "Record" light.}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Homestarrunner dot com welcome speech, take 1. ''{snaps clapperboard and moves it away so Homestar becomes visible}''

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Action!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello! ''{In bold are the words that appear on the screen as Homestar says them.}'' '''Welcome to Homestarrunner.net'''.

'''CHERRY GREG:''' It's "dot com".

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right. Homestarrunner dot net. '''"It'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>'''s dot com!"'''

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Cut!

''{bip}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Homestarrunner dot com welcome speech, take 2. ''{snaps clapperboard and moves it away from Homestar}''

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Action!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner. ... ''{whispers}'' Line?

'''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{whispers}'' Welcome.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Welcome'''! ... ''{whispers}'' Line?

'''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{whispers}'' To.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''To'''! ... ''{whispers}'' Line?

'''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{whispers}'' Homestarrunner dot com.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Something.com'''!

'''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{annoyed}'' Cut!

''{bip}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take 6. ''{snaps clapperboard}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com'''. I am your captain, Homestar Runner—

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Cut!

''{bip}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com'''. ¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos—

'''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{annoyed}'' English!

''{bip}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take 13. ''{snaps marker}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, this time I'm totally gonna get it. Seriously you guys.

'''CHERRY GREG:''' ... Go ahead, we're rolling.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! I am Homestar, and '''This is A Website'''!

''{bip}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take 25. ''{snaps clapperboard}''

''{Homestar Runner is revealed wearing one of four ridiculous costumes (see the Fun Facts below).}''

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Uhhh, no.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{trying to sound innocent}'' What??

''{bip}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take 126. ''{snaps clapperboard again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello! I'm Homestar Runner! ... Isn't that great?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shouting from off-camera}'' Oh, I can't take it anymore!

''{Strong Bad runs on camera and shoves Homestar Runner out of the frame.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mockingly}'' Hello, and welcome to I'm a Big Moron Who Can't Remember His Lines Dot Com! ''{normal tone}'' No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{peeking in from off-camera}'' It's true.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{spreads his arms out}'' Check me out! No, seriously, ''{spreads his arms again}'' check me out. Sooooo... Take a look around. I strongly suggest checking out the Strong Bad E-Mails. And this cartoon's not bad. And this game's pretty fun. ''{quietly}'' I mean, I played it...

''{Links to [[Strong Bad Email]], [[A Jorb Well Done]], and the [[Homestar Talker]] appear as Strong Bad says each of them.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*[[Cherry Greg]] was voiced by long-time collaborator [[Dan Kubis]] in this toon. In [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], he was voiced by co-creator [[Craig Zobel]].
*Several of the URLs mentioned in the toon actually exist, or have at some point.
**"[http://www.something.com something.com]" once contained nothing but the word "Something." on the index page, but is no longer online.
**"[http://usshomestarrunner.com/ usshomestarrunner.com]" was once a [[Links#Fan Sites|fansite]], and was turned into a Japanese career website at one point. It currently redirects to the homepage for ''Come On, Fhqwhpods!'', a Homestar Runner podcast.
**"imabigmoronwhocantrememberhislines.com" was a fansite, but the domain name was not renewed. It was [http://web.archive.org/web/20080127145057/http://www.pride.hofstra.edu/~stolid1/ last updated] in 2004. It is now a forum.
**"[http://homestarrunner.net/ homestarrunner.net]" currently redirects to the Homestar Runner Wiki. It used to host a forum and a fansite network, both of which can been seen at [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://homestarrunner.net the Internet Wayback Machine].
*The [[Spanish]] dialogue that Homestar Runner says translates to "Welcome to Homestarrunner dot com. Do you know Miguel? Yes! We are good friends!" It is the kind of phrase one would see in an introductory Spanish textbook.
*Homestar Runner wears a randomly selected costume in Take 25, including:
**[[Naked Homestar Runner|Naked]] (pixelated)
**Witch
**Sailor
**Clown

===Remarks===
*The [[Wikipedia:Clapper loader|Clapper Loader]] may [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]] because the clapperboard appears to operate without anyone holding it.
*When Homestar talks in Spanish, his [[Homestar Runner Without His Speech Impediment|speech impediment]] is much lighter. For example, when he says, "homestarrunner.com", he does so without a problem.
*In the same take, "Miguel" may be referencing [[Mike Chapman]], considering Miguel is the Spanish equivalent of Michael.
*By the time they get to take 126, the clapperboard states that they are on roll 11. Assuming that they are filming with standard 1000-ft, 35mm rolls, which average about ten minutes of footage per roll, by this point they would have been trying to film scene one for nearly two hours. This makes sense because it is take 126, and each take would probably be a minute or less.
*Homestar's shirt contains the earlier design color.
*At the very end of the toon there are 21 extra frames that don't do anything.
*In the Spanish dialogue, Homestar should pronounce the name "Homestar Runner punto com", as "punto" is the Spanish name for the period mark.

===Goofs===
*When "Its dot com" appears on the screen, it contains a punctuation error: It should be "It's dot com" because "It's" is a contraction of "It is".

===Inside References===
*The format of this cartoon is very similar to [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], where Cherry Greg also has problems getting Homestar to read his lines correctly.
*This is another instance of [[Homestar Runner peeking]].

== DVD Version ==
*You can choose which costume Homestar wears in Take 25 by using the angle button:
:#Clown
:#Witch
:#Naked
:#Sailor

== External Links ==
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[[Category:Toons with Dialogue Alternatives]]

Animation Sightings

2021-04-08T00:06:06Z

Andyroid: /* Amphibia */

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==[[Wikipedia:Amphibia (TV series)|Amphibia]]==
A drawing of a Trogdor-like dragon appears in the episode "Toad to Redemption".

==[[Wikipedia:Big City Greens|Big City Greens]]==
In the episode "Paint Misbehavin'," Tilly Green prepares Bill Green a cup of [[Suudsu|skim milk and gummi bears]]. Later in the episode, a rendering of [[Trogdor]] is seen in an art gallery.

==[[Wikipedia:Clarence (TV series)|Clarence]]==
One episode of Season 3 is called "Valentimes".

== [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]] ==
[[Image:Bloostar.PNG|thumb|100px|This should be self explanatory.]]
*During the episode "Bloo's Brothers" a Bloo clone that looks very similar to Homestar appears very briefly. This version reappears in a mini-game in the lost game, "Big Fat Awesome House Party".
*The ending of the episode "A Sight For Sore Eyes" is very similar to [[Old Intro 2]].
*In "Duchess of Wails", there's an orange imaginary friend that looks like [[Trogdor]].
*In "Infernal Slumber", both Bloo and Goo talk about "killer Pooooooosssssssumssss", dragging the word out much like in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], (Goo pronounces it exactly like Strong Bad).
*In "Squeakerboxxx", one of the prizes is a clock that looks exactly like Strong Bad's, complete with 12:00 as the time.
*In the episode "Land of the Flea", Frankie apologizes to Eduardo and says, "We're sorry, for reals this time". Also in that same episode, one of Eduardo's fleas holds up a news paper and says "Eggs tree, eggs tree", much like that of Homsar.

== [[Wikipedia:Megas XLR|Megas XLR]] ==
In an episode called "Breakout", Coop tried to use an attack called [[Double Deuce]] by jumping and putting two fists in front of him.

== [[Wikipedia:My Gym Partner's a Monkey|My Gym Partner's a Monkey]] ==
*At one point in the episode called "Making the Grade", Jake Spidermonkey says Homsar's line from [[Where's The Cheat?]]: "I just lost my jenga jam."

==[[Wikipedia:The Proud Family|The Proud Family]]==
*In one episode, a character presses the Delete key, and the screen flashes, "DELETED," in the Tandy's font.

== [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]] ==
An episode of the show's ninth season involves a sketch of a SWAT team killing off the residents of Free Country USA for the characters being an "illegal embargo" for 20 years. Upon arrival, Strong Bad kicks the Cheat for safety (fate unknown), the King of Town shoots himself, and Strong Mad charges towards the soldiers but gets shot down. Homestar runs off and prepares but gets shot upon running away, and Frank Benedetto also gets shot. At an interrogation office, Homestar is bandaged and Strong Bad is handcuffed. Homestar is allowed to roam free because he's white but Strong Bad stays at the SWAT prison due to being a Mexican wrestler. Homsar ends the sketch by saying "DaaAAAaaaAAA! Make America great again!"

- When asked about the sketch on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]], Strong Bad replied back saying that [[twitter:StrongBadActual/status/942906057034256386|"nobody paid me nothing or asked permission or anything"]] and that he mostly hates chickens, especially [[slumber party|in a pan]].

== [[Wikipedia:Star vs. The Forces of Evil|Star vs. The Forces of Evil]] ==
In the season 2 episode Spider With a Top Hat, the aforementioned spider summons several 6-packs of [[Cold Ones]]. The packaging is different from the classic look, but the name is the same.

== [[Wikipedia:Unikitty!|Unikitty!]] ==
The episode "Film Fest" caps off Unikitty and Puppycorn's film with the words "It's over!" drawn on loose leaf lined paper, in reference to the Teen Girl Squad ending.

== [[Wikipedia:WALL-E|WALL-E]] ==

In the featurette "WALL-E and Eve", when it cuts to Austin Lee, a [[The Cheat]] can be seen in the background (to the right of his head)

[[Category: Sightings]]

Fan 'Stumes 2020

2020-11-26T16:42:33Z

Andyroid: /* Inside References */

{{toonnav|site=youtube|Holiday Toon|-9yIAFldCuk|Ween 2020 Silhouettes|Homestarloween Party}}
[[File:Fan Costumes 2020.png|thumb|"We could sit around and batch the talentbision..."]]
Strong Bad's costume-mocking tradition continues for 2020.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Rather Dashing}}, {{Film|Old Man}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|King of Town}}, {{Film|Sci-Fi Greg}}, {{Film|D n' D Greg}}, {{Film|Open Source Greg}}, {{Film|Japanese Culture Greg}}, {{Film|Crack Stuntman}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Teeg Dougland}}, {{Film|Larry Palaroncini}}, {{Film|Mary Palaroncini}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Mr. Poofers}}

'''Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance):''' [[Peasant]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Sci-Fi Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] v2.58, [[Teeg Dougland]], [[Istanbul]], [[Bubs]], [[Champeen]], [[The Keepers of Trogdor|Worchex]], [[Jibblies Painting]], [[Troghammer]], Dangeresque, [[Trogdor]], [[Monkey D]], [[Homsar]], [[Large Bean]], [[The Goblin]], [[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]]

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, November 25, 2020

'''Running Time:''' 6:09 (YouTube)

==Transcript==
''{As usual, the toon starts in the basement of the Brothers Strong; the light dims and the projector screen comes down. The first slide shows a fan dressed like a peasant with paper fire on his head. Some smaller flames are attached with springs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Nice flaming Peasant Costume! Those are some quality doing-sproings on your flaming robe too!

''{Scene cuts to Peasant's Quest at the old man inn.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover as he types in the command}'' Get doing-sproings from old man.

''{The game pops-up with a message "That's the worst thing anyone has ever tried to type into this game. Ever."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What?!

''{The game then cuts to the game over screen. Afterwards, the scene cuts back to the basement. The next slide shows a person in a muscular Strong Bad costume. He's sitting next to a laptop with "Lappier" seen on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Somebody finally got it right! I don't know where you found another biological pair of A+ #1 All-Pro Panache boxing gloves!

''{Zoom in on the gloves, which indeed have "A+ #1 All-Pro Panache" printed on the label.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But the real kicker is that you dressed up as me on January 7th! ''{Zoom back out. The data "01-07-2015" appears on the bottom left corner of the picture}'' That's the day every year where I cover my arms and abdomen ''{A bag of brown-colored Fluffy Puff marshmallows descends from the top of the screen}'' in expired seasonal Fluffy Puffs!

''{Zoom in on the costume's left shoulder. Marshie's face appears on the costume.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Open up your pores, and let me into your heart! Literally! Clog 'em up, clog 'em up, clog 'em up, y'all!

''{The King of Town pops into frame, silhouetted.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I'll do it! I volunteer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Get outta here!

''{The King of Town descends. The next slide shows four people dressed as the 4 Gregs, in front of poorly-drawn bleachers drawn on hexagonal grid paper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now ''these'' are very accurate.

''{The Gregs' words appear in speech bubbles:}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' We're scientifically accurate!

'''D N' D GREG:''' We're fantastically accurate!

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' We're technically accurate!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' We're... the Japanese word for accurate? My language app hasn't taught me that one yet.

''{A Teen Girl Squad-style smartphone appears with text reading "so you want to be able to subtitle pirated anime? lesson 12: accurate?". A buzzer sounds as "not unlocked yet" with red X's appears below.}''

''{The next costume is Senor Cardgage standing in front of a garage door, holding a grocery bag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey look, it's Senor Garagedgage! Man, these Cardgage costumes just keep gettin' better! Like, I would totally pay this person to come to my house and hang out in character. Y'know, we could like, sit around and batch the talentbision...

''{A [[Telebision]] appears to the right with the words "Let's Batch Some Talentbision!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or like, halph a culp of teembs...

''{A mug of tea appears to the left with the words "Shall We Halph a Culp of Teembs?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It'd be great!

''{The next slide shows a fan in his living room dressed as Crack Stuntman in a green jacket, sunglasses, and a drawn-on five o'clock shadow. A beat starts.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{rapping}'' Well you're a this kid living in the suburbs and you want a Halloween cos''tume''. You find a green jacket, a pair of sunglasses, but you wanna put some stubble on you! So kids, don't-draw-five-o'clock-shadows with permanent styles, come on, come on—

''{A Sharpie-like marker appears to the left and gets a ban symbol over it.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Non-toxic washable markers are gonna save some lives! ''{beat stops; no longer rapping}'' Or at least prevent an annoying rash on your chin. It hurts when I drink fresh lem'nad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you Crack Stuntman, that will be all.

''{The next slide shows someone dressed as Homestar Runner with white paint covering their face and neck, holding a drink can covered in pink duct tape.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You really committed to slathering that white paint all over your face, huh? My only question is, what did it look like when you closed your eyes and mouth...?

''{The next slide shows the same person with closed eyes and mouth, causing an eerie faceless look. Music sting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screams}''

''{The next slide shows a recreation of Strong Bad's "dangeresque: cyberthymez" drawing from Twitter, with a futuristic Dangeresque costume and a Kick The Cheat plush in green visor glasses.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the frig-awesome? My brains are experiencing heretofore-unknown levels of frigawesomine! Lemme tell you all what's going on here. This person very faithfully recreated some Dangeresque cyber-crap ''{the drawing appears onscreen}'' I Tweeted like a year ago.

''{Zoom in on The Cheat; a line points to The Cheat's projected computer screen and the following words appear in yellow as Strong Bad speaks:}''

<blockquote>
videlectrix mainframe grid.neon.green 
security.override m*all.the.dang.firewalls 
reindeer.flotilla 
~/. bash in the head
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' You got The Cheat bypassing the Videlectrix outer core with his custom twenty-eight-eight TotalTronics Holocraunch Sim-dogger!

''{A line points to the gear in back of The Cheat and labels it "TotalTronics 28.8 Holocraunch Sim-dogger (totally jailbroken)". Pan to Dangeresque.}''



'''STRONG BAD:''' And there's Dangeresque 2.58, jacked into the mainframe with his sawed-off Atari Taze-chuk.

''{Wide shot.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man! Apparently I should just start Tweeting random stuff to see if people will dress up like it next year. Lessee...

''{Cut to the Lappier's screen, on which is typed the following:}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Tentacle mouth Strong Bad," — that's a good start — "cardboard box snowman adjacent to Homestar Runner with a Yorkshire pudding condition."

''{Strong Bad hits enter, then types "edgartweeterhands.exe".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tweet! ''{return to photo}'' All right! Now we just gotta wait a year!

''{Long pause.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I mean not—not ''now''.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh man. I can taste that pudding condition already!

''{The next slide shows a boy with glasses in a Teeg Dougland costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is another case where I don't think this is a costume. I think this is just a picture of little Teeg Dougland. Y'know, and he'd like, manage a group of stuffed animals in his room instead of a metal band.

'''TEEG DOUGLAND:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm afraid I've got some bad news, toys.

''{Cut to Strong Mad's closet door, sitting near which are Aunt Gert, Gooblies, a Large Bean plush doll, and Poodonkis.}''

'''TEEG DOUGLAND:''' Our playdate with Scotty Titi has been cancelled.

'''POODONKIS:''' ''{in Larry Palaroncini's voice}'' But he's the only one who can get past the first boss in Rygar-uh!

'''AUNT GERT:''' ''{in Mary Palaroncini's voice}'' Yeah, and he always brings Fruit by the Foot!

''{The next slide shows someone on their front porch in a large Homestar Runner costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, never seen ''this'' mashup before. It's a Homestar Runner doing that Three Stooges "rawh-rawh-rawh!" sound... costume.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' No way. I don't make that ol' Curlyman sound! Everybody knows I prefer to do that snappy-clappy thing with my hands.

'''STRONG BAD:''' With your hands.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yep.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's hear it.

''{Homestar makes quiet sounds of strained effort.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That—that's what I thought.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I did it!

''{Cut to Homestar rolling around on a blue carpet making strange noises.}''

''{The next photo takes place in a Strong Bad's basement-patterned room, where a man in a Senor Cardgage costume, a man in an Istanbul costume, and a man dressed as possibly Bubs are standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well... at least your wall knows how to make a good costume. Seriously. Good job, wall.

''{The next slide shows a woman outside in a Champeen costume with red and yellow striped stockings.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it's Champeeni Longstocking. My favorite obscure Swedish Homestar Runner character.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, technically, if it's from the original Swedish, it would be ''{exaggerated pronunciation}'' Champeeni Loongstrump!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You stop it with your try-to-pronounce-foreign-words-authentically-but-not-do-a-very-good-job-of-it.

''{The next slide shows a woman outside with black wings and a staff.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think this ''might'' be a Keeper of Trogdor? ''{the card for Worchex appears onscreen; question marks appear above his head}'' ''{singing}'' Burninating the trunk-or-treat! ''{zoom in on buckets in the background decorated with flames and a Troghammer figure}'' Burninating the industrial-sized buckets of concrete waterproof sealant!

''{The next slide shows someone in a Roucoulm costume, with a fluffy white dog next to them.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaah! The dark gates have opened! ''{Mr. Poofers's features are drawn on the dog}'' Mr. Poofers and the Jibblies Painting have joined forces! We're so doomed!

''{Mr. Poofers's mouth yawns wide.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Jibblie-poof! Jibblie-poof!

''{The next slide shows who appears to be a child in a Troghammer costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the Troghammer from Trogdor!! The Board Game! Except he's from the adorable Troghammer Jr. expansion. ''{with a teenager inflection}'' I heard that if you use him in the game, he just kicks Trogdor in the shins over and over again until he gets so annoyed that he stops playing, and he goes back home to his cave and makes a sandwich, except Troghammer Jr. secretly used all the mayo, so it's a really dry sandwich, and Trogdor's allergic to dry sandwiches, so he develops a slight rash as a result, in addition to his previously bruised shins. ''{normal voice}'' Man! The Troghammer Jr. is brutal!

''{The next slide shows a man in a Dangeresque costume holding a nunchuck gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think this guy's been sending the same photo for like the last four years. But I can never come up with anything funny to say about it. Aaand I still can't.

''{Slapping sound as the last slide is shown, reading "Thanks for still giving enough of a crap to dress up! Best fans ever, man!" and displaying the following costumes:}''

*A man putting his arm through a Trogdor cardboard cutout, next to someone dressed as Strong Bad
*Someone in a muscular Strong Bad costume with their arm around someone in a face mask
*Someone dressed as Monkey D
*A man in a Homsar costume, hopping on one foot with pieces of chewed gum on his face
*A woman in a Trogdor costume with a green dress
*Someone on their porch in a Strong Bad costume
*Someone in a Large Bean costume
*A man in a Goblin costume next to someone dressed as the Carnivorous Undead Sheep

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[@StrongBadActual]] posted the [[:File:dangeresque-cyberthymez.jpeg|dangeresque: cyberthymez]] drawing to Twitter on {{prs|1192660255576150018|7|Nov|2019}}.

===Trivia===
* The little Teeg Dougland is HRWiki user [[User:Jeffjman|Jeffjman]].

===Remarks===
* Teeg Dougland's line is delivered in a slightly lower [[audio quality]] from the rest of the toon.
* It is not actually possible to type dashes in [[Peasant's Quest]].
* The Japanese word for "accurate" is ''seikaku''.

===Inside References===
* Strong Bad identified the brand of his boxing gloves as "A+ #1 All-Pro Panache" in [[Fan Costumes 2016]].
* Crack Stuntman refers to permanent marker [[style]]s. His rap is in the style of [[An Important Rap Song]].
* The tune of Marshie's "clog [['em up]]" line comes from the email [[pop-up]].
* Strong Sad's habit of "try-to-pronounce-[[Foreign Words|foreign-words]]-authentically-but-not-do-a-very-good-job-of-it" refers back to his exaggerated pronunciation of "Hercule Poirot" in [[Haunted Photo Booth]] and "Tove Jansson" in [[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]].

===Real World References===
* "REINDEER FLOTILLA" is the password that Kevin Flynn entered when he tried to forge a Group Six access to the Encom system in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Tron|Tron]]''.
* "~/. bash in the head" is a parody of hidden files, such as ~/.bash_profile, created in the user's home directory by the [[Wikipedia:Bash (Unix shell)|bash shell]] used in [[Wikipedia:Unix-like|Unix-like]] operating systems such as [[Linux]].
*"[[edgar]]tweeterhands.exe" is a reference to 1990 film ''[[wikipedia:Edward Scissorhands|Edward Scissorhands]].
*"Champeeni Longstocking" parodies ''[[wikipedia:Pippi Longstocking|Pippi Longstocking]]'', a series of children's books by Swedish author [[wikipedia:Astrid Lindgren|Astrid Lindgren]]. The Swedish title is ''Pippi Långstrump''.
**Champeen Longstocking in Swedish would be "Champeen långstrumpa".
* The "Jibbliepoof" song "sung" by Mr. Poofers is sung to the same tune and cadence as [[YouTube:SiYapY9MJaU|the song sung]] by the [[Pokémon]] species [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]] in the English dub of [[wikipedia:Pokémon (anime)|the animated series]].

==External Links==
{{extlinks|youtube=-9yIAFldCuk}}

{{halloweennav}}

[[Category:Fan Material]]

Old Man Rootbeer

2020-10-29T15:14:54Z

Andyroid:

[[File:OldManRootbeer.png|thumb|150px|"Old Man Rootbeer is not a big fan of Mr. Poofers."]]

'''Old Man Rootbeer''' is a character from the [[Ghosts|ghost]] story, initially told by [[Homestar Runner]], in [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]. He is trying to see that the eponymous [[dog]], [[Mr. Poofers]], gets [[Death|killed]]. He is upset at Mr. Poofers for eating his [[Pine Cones|pimecones]]. He wears a red plaid overcoat and a red hat. His outline is brown, and he has stick arms and zigzag stick legs. Like [[The King of Town]], his white beard (represented by three bumps at the bottom of his head) takes up his whole face, as evidenced when Mr. Poofers rips it off. He has gray skin beneath his beard, and is most often seen with an angry expression.

In Homestar's rendition of the story, Old Man Rootbeer takes a nap on a [[college]] hammock and asks Mr. Poofers not to steal his pimecones, which is when Mr. Poofers steals his beard, waking Old Man Rootbeer and angering him. After Homestar is unable to [[Killing Dogs|kill off Mr. Poofers]], Rootbeer's beard evidently returns, and [[Coach Z]] has "Old [["Man" pronounced as "M'n"|M'n]] Rootb'r" (as he pronounces it) receive a roundish box from Mr. Poofers, which he had absolutely not asked for. He hoped it was full of replacement pimecones, but instead, it was half a hairbrush. Coach Z is then embarrassed by his inability to kill Mr. Poofers in the story. After [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]] both fail in turn to kill Mr. Poofers (without mentioning Rootbeer), [[Strong Bad]] lets Old Man Rootbeer have a flamethrower, and expresses, with increasing difficulty, that Old Man Rootbeer points the flamethrower at Mr. Poofers with dead aim and pulls the tr...trigg— trolley which is suddenly carrying a smiling Old Man Rootbeer and Mr. Poofers around the block. Strong Bad concedes that none of them will be able to kill Mr. Poofers in the story. Old Man Rootbeer is not seen in the cartoon's outro, or any of the [[Easter eggs]].

According to [[Halloween Hijinks]], his first name is Rothschild.
==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
*[[Halloween Hijinks]]

[[Category:Characters from Created Worlds]]

Happy Dethemberween

2018-12-17T13:29:31Z

Andyroid: /* Real-World References */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|dethemberween|Toikey TV|Trogday 08}}
[[Image:Strong bad dream.png|thumb|"He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true."]]

The true meaning of [[Decemberween]] is... the Thnikkaman?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf#brundo|Brundo the Decemberween Yak]], [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf#elf|an Elf]], [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf#sheriff|a Sheriff]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}/[[The Thnikkaman]], {{film|Lappy 486}}, {{film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Field]], [[The Office]], [[The Brick Wall]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, December 17, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:51

'''Page Title:''' Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf

==Transcript==
''{Front view of the downstairs TV, a Decemberween special plays on the TV. The characters appear to be made of felt, and the trees are holiday snack cakes. Brundo is shown as tears fall from his eyes.}''

'''BRUNDO:''' ''{dejected}'' Oh, I lost all my magics.

'''ELF:''' Don't you see? The magic of Decemberween is inside everyone!

''{The TV cuts to a shot of a Sheriff, with Brundo and the Elf visible in the background.}''

'''SHERIFF:''' And so they returned the sword of St. Olaf to its rightful owner, and discovered the true meaning of Decemberween. Buh-buh-buh-buh-bye, kids!

''{Sheriff exits the scene, cut to a blue screen with snowflakes on it, as "The End!" appears on the screen.}''

''{Cut to a view of [[The Couch]], with every main character (except Homsar and Bubs) sitting on or around it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Can someone please explain again what a mystical sword has to do with Decemberween?

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar sitting on the floor.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You heard that nasty ol' puppet! The magic of Decemberween is inside all of us!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, sitting on the couch with Strong Sad behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, that's not what Decemberween's all about!

'''STRONG SAD:''' And I suppose ''you're'' gonna to tell us—

''{Cut back to the view of the whole couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll tell you what Decemberween is all about! 
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' ... what Decemberween is all about.

''{Strong Bad begins singing, accompanied by music, doing hand motions as he sings.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' It happens each Decemberween though some would say it doesn't. The best thing that you've ever seen, even better than your hot cousin!

''{Music stops.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{talking normally}'' Better than Debra?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking normally}'' Oh, maybe not better than Debra. ''{slower and more sultry}'' Ooh, Debra.

''{Music continues.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm talking about a magic man, who defies the laws of physics. He turns Decemberween into ''DeTHember''ween!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Tell us, man, who is it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true. No, there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin', when he says "Shut up" to you.

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{speaking normally}'' Yeah, shut up, kid!

'''STRONG BAD:''' When the sun goes down, he creeps into town, and borrows your hedge clippers. And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, he puts blank media in your slippers!

'''COACH Z:''' ''{talking normally}'' It was 8-Tracks in my day!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sometimes he'll cold call random kids with discount travel packages!

''{Strong Bad, sitting in front of the Lappy 486, answers a ringing phone}''

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{faintly and muffled}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking}'' Las Vegas? ''{bangs fist on the Lappy three times}'' For 20 dollars a night? Thankth, Dethemberween Thnikkaman!

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{faintly and muffled}'' Yeah, shut up kid!

'''SHERIFF:''' Yes, he's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman. Flying through the night in an unmarked van.

''{Cut to Bubs in the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]], with white paint sloppily placed over the display and "tH" written over the paint}''

'''SHERIFF:''' You never know what he'll bring us when you hear those high-pitched singers!

'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes the Dethemberween Thnikkaman!

'''STRONG BAD:''' One, two, three!

'''ALL CHARACTERS:''' ''{singing}'' He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, oh, and he'll make your dreams come true! ''{Strong Mad sings only "Dethemberween", "make", "dreams", and "true".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do-do-la-do-do-do-doo!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' No, there ain't no ceilin' on that holiday feelin',

'''ALL CHARACTERS:''' When he says "Shut up" to you!

''{Music ends. The Thnikkaman is seen flying across the sky in his van.}''

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' ''{his voice echoes}'' Yeah, shut up! To one and all o' dang y'all!

''{These words appear in the night sky, written in stars. They sparkle and fade. Pan downward to the main cast behind the brick wall.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, just so we're all on the same page here, we are just talking about Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, right?... You guys?... Bubs?... Paper tape?... Anybody?...

''{With one final note, the words "yeah, shut up! to one and all o' dang y'all!" reappear in the sky, written in stars. The word "back" is written in cursive in the lower left corner.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on "dang" to play on the Homsar chimes.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Cold calling|Cold calling]] is the practice of making sales calls to potential customers who were not expecting one.
*DVD±÷√RW is a play on [[Wikipedia:DVD±RW|DVD±RW]], a shorthand term for a DVD burner that handles both common types of recordable media.

===Trivia===
*The [[Telebision]] has been updated from its previous appearance.
*This is the first Decemberween toon not to have a title card.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Strong Bad describes what Dethemberween is all about."

===Remarks===
*The trees in the scenery of the television show are Little Debbie [http://www.littledebbie.com/products/ChristmasCakes.asp Christmas Tree Cakes].
*In the Easter egg, the Homsar chimes play G, F, E, and D from left to right, which correspond to the tonal 5, 4, 3, and 2 in the key of the toon's song. However, during the toon, they play D/F—one chime somehow plays two pitches—G, A, and B.
*The brass run played while the [[Wikipedia:Horn (instrument)|horn]] (French horn) appears on-screen is near the extreme low end of the instrument's range.
*There is a [[Wikipedia:treble clef|treble clef]] hidden in the horn's tubing.
*This marks the first time any character has identified the Thnikkaman as Bubs. It had been a running gag since his first appearance to wonder about his true identity.
*The Dethemberween Thnikkaman's "unmarked van" is very clearly marked with his signature "tH" symbol on the side.
*Near the beginning, Strong Sad's eyes seem further apart than usual.
*When Strong Bad answers the Thnikkaman's phone call he reaches underneath his desk to answer, making one assume he keeps his phone on the floor, as Strong Bad's desk has no drawers. The phone could have been pulled out of [[hammerspace]].
*In order to put his arm around the snow Thnikkaman, Strong Bad's reach is far longer then what his normal arm length is.
*When the cartoon cuts to the scene with the sheriff, the Thnikkaman's unmarked van does not appear to have anyone driving it; the steering wheel and stars are clearly visible through the window, though neither the Thnikkaman nor any other driver is seen. This is seen easily if you zoom in.
*All of the snowflakes, including those on Strong Mad's sweater, are four/eight-sided, rather than the usual six.
*When the sticky note of "th" appears over [[Decemberween]], the shadow doesn't show that the sticky note was put on.
*Just before the Decemberween Thnikkaman song, Strong Bad appears smaller than usual.

===Goofs===
[[Image:DethemberweenShadesGoof.png|thumb|Yeah, shut up, no-bow'd shades!]]
*The right bow of the Thnikkaman's [[cool shades]] is missing when he first says, "Yeah, shut up, kid!"
*During the scene with Homsar, the text on the shirts of the two Homsars on the left is on the right, making it look like he's turned around.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the toon was first released, clicking on "dang" just replayed the toon from the beginning.

===Inside References===
*When the Dethemberween Thnikkaman is making his calls, there's a [[sticky note]] on the cubicle wall that says "locate [[toilet]]".
*The same call center also popped up in [[isp]] when Strong Bad called tech support.
*One of the travel advertisements is for [[Scalding Lake]].
*Strong Bad's lab coat is from [[technology]].
*The Thnikkaman's [[Baloney Sammich Truck|flying bologna van]] is actually the same van that Bubs himself used in [[Weclome Back]].
*Strong Mad is wearing the same sweater from [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
*At one point, The King of Town, Strong Sad, Homestar, and Coach Z all appear from behind Strong Mad, similar to how The Cheat, Homestar, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z all appear from behind Strong Bad in [[Some Stupid Turkey]].
*[[Senor Cardgage]] was previously mentioned to drive an unmarked van in [[Fan Costumes '06]].
*The Thnikkaman's pose when he is skating is the same one as Bubs' "[[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-01-18|Zzzzziiiiiiiip!]]" pose when he stands on one foot on the conveyor belt in [[the chair]].
*The name "Deborah" was previously mentioned in [[senior prom]].
*[[The VCR]] blinks [[12:00]] atop the TV.
*This is a rare case of Homestar picking something up ahead of everyone else, suggesting he has looped around to saying something intelligent as referred to in the email [[4 branches]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Olaf II of Norway|Saint Olaf]] is a real-life saint after whom towns, colleges, and many other things have been named.
*The [[Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf|TV special]] at the beginning is a parody of the numerous [[stop motion]] Christmas specials produced by [[Wikipedia:Rankin/Bass|Rankin/Bass]] such as 1964's ''[[Wikipedia:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (TV special)|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]]''.
**Specifically, Brundo's line about losing his "magics" is a reference to the Winter Warlock in ''[[Wikipedia:Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (TV special)|Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town]]''.
**The title of the special refers to [[Wikipedia: Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey|Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey]].
*The Sheriff's voice appears to be based on that of [[Wikipedia:Bing Crosby|Bing Crosby]], who popularized the song "[[Wikipedia:White Christmas (song)|White Christmas]]".
**Additionally, he appears to represent [[Wikipedia: Burl Ives|Burl Ives]], who voiced Sam the Snowman in ''Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'' but was also known as a country singer and western movie star.
*The Dethemberween Thnikkaman's cry of "Yeah, shut up! To one and all o' dang y'all!" is a parody of Santa's final line in [[Wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|The Night Before Christmas]]: "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
*The falling apple on the blackboard refers to [[Wikipedia:Isaac_Newton#Apple incident|Newton's apple]], a popular story claiming that Isaac Newton was inspired to formulate his theory of universal gravitation by the fall of an apple from a tree.


===Fast Forward===
*The song in this episode is used again as a downloadable track in [[Hooked on Decemberween]].

== See Also ==
*The [[Happy Dethemberween Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the song.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|dethemberween|13151}}
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VANbL__m7Fw Watch "Happy Dethemberween"] on [[YouTube]]
*[[Videlectrix:xmas08/DethemberweenThnikkaman.zip|download the ZIP file for "Dethemberween Thnikkaman"]]
*[[HR:songs/DethemberweenThnikkaman.mp3|download the MP3 file for "Dethemberween Thnikkaman"]]

{{decemberweennav}}

Getting Run Over

2018-10-25T00:52:47Z

Andyroid: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Drivers Eded.png|thumb|"TEN O'CLOCK AND TWO O'CLOCK!"]]
'''Getting run over''' is a description of an activity in which [[characters]] get [[Characters' Injuries|injured]] by a moving vehicle hitting them, especially during [[Halloween]] at night.

==Appearances==
*[[Kick the Can]] ([[Kick the Can#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — As [[Mike Chapman]] explains that the toons were made in two separate batches, [[The Homestar Runner]] tells him that he knew a [[hobo]] named Two Batches and that he got "run o'er by a [[train]]".
*[[Sensitive to Bees]] — [[Strong Bad]] mocks [[Marzipan]]'s song by saying people who go outside will get run over by a big truck.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Strong Bad pranks Marzipan as [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Strong Bad|Safety Dan]], telling her she should wear all black and walk in the street to reduce her risk of being run over.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad [[Books Defaced By Strong Bad|defaces]] a book by showing a boy named Frankie about to be run over by a truck.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Homestar sings a song about getting run over by a lawnmower blade.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — [[Cheerleader]] gets run over by her older friend with a learner's permit.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] — So And So gets run over by a fork driving a Formula One race car.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — [[Bubs]] hits and runs over [[Strong Sad]] and his book stand with his [[Baloney Sammich Truck]].
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Strong Sad wears a reflective road block to reduce the risk of being accidentally run over by Mancuso's Older Brother, but increases his risk of being intentionally run over by Mancuso's Older Brother.
*[[Fan Costumes 2017]] — Strong Bad remarks that a costume of a [[Sample of Style Too|motion capture suit]] has a lot of black and increases the wearer's risk of being run over.

==See Also==
*[[Cars]]
[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Trogdor Was A Man

2018-09-14T17:31:08Z

Andyroid: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Powered by The Cheat|trogdor70s|Fish Eye Lens|The Cheat Theme Song}}
[[Image:Trogdor was dragon man.png|thumb|"Trogdor was a dragon-man"]]
A Powered by The Cheat video for a song from a '70s commercial for a board game.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Trogdor}}, [[Peasants]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[The Dancing Brothers]]

'''Places:''' [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, September 13, 2018

'''Running Time:''' 2:17

'''Page Title:''' Trogdor Musk - For Dragon Men

== Transcript ==
''{A shirt with a Coca-Cola resembling shirt that says "When the Seventies" appears}''

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' When the seventies there was—

''{The shirt merges to the Trogdor board game}''

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' —a commercial for board game.

''{Board game box opens with Trogdor, 2 knights, 2 peasants, and a few cards}''

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' It was a terrible song—

''{Fire flies away and a vinyl record appears}''

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' —of Trogdor. They made seven inches—

''{zooms out into Powered By The Cheat Strong Sad holding the record}''

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' —but even Strong Sad thought it was not ver—

''{Cuts to Strong Bad's head on The Cheat's computer}''

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' So The Cheat made a video. Does this sound like Strong Bad at all?

''{Cuts to a plug that says The Pow-uh Surge, zooms into Peasantry}''

'''SINGERS''': Trogdor was a man. 
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man.

Trogdor was a man. 
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man.

And he was burninating, burninating, burninating the countryside!

Trogdor was a man. (S, more different S) 
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man. (S, more different S)

(S, more different S)
(Whispering things in the '70s)

And he was burninating, burninating, burninating the countryside!

Trogdor was a man. (Consummate, Consummate) 
Trogdor was a DRAGON Man. (Consummate, Consummate)

Consummate, Consummate 
Consummate V's

Maybe he was just a dragon. 
Maybe he was just a dragon.
Maybe he was just a dragon.
Well, he was still Trogdor. 

And the Trogdor comes in THE NIGHT!

''{Cuts to Strong Sad and The Cheat at The Cheat's computer desk}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know, The Cheat. There are a lot of inaccuracies present.

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well for starters, Trogdor wasn't even around when the '70s. Strong Bad made him in the early 2000s. ''{emphasizes the "a" in "thousand"}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And what was going on with depiction of me? I have that creepy bony spine...

''{The Cheat brings up the picture of Powered by The Cheat Strong Sad}''

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD:''' The Lusitania is my favorite boat.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No way! Everybody knows I'm a Mauretania man.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD:''' My boat is not your boat!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ugh, stop that!

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD:''' This is all gonna be about boats now.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, that's a terrible idea!

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD:''' My boat take—

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' That's it! I'm going to the chiropractor!

''{Strong Sad walks away}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Got me all self-conscious!

'''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD:''' Don't you like boats?

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The [[Monosodium Dreams]] has been replaced by a newer computer parodying the newer Intel-based [[Wikipedia:iMac|iMacs]].
[[Image:The Cheat's New Mac.png|thumb|"Well, this is a new computer."]]

===Inside References===
*This song is meant to be a '70s Disco version of the [[TROGDOR (song)|Trogdor]] song, which, in turn, makes it a reference to email [[dragon]].
*This toon prominently features [[Sports#Basketball|basketball]].
*[[The Dancing Brothers]] previously appeared in [[A Folky Tale]].
*Powered by The Cheat Strong Sad says "[[boat]] take", a term previously seen in [[environment]].
*The ending with The Cheat and Strong Sad is a reference to the end of [[New Boots]].

===Real-World References===
*The [[Wikipedia:RMS Lusitania|Lusitania]] was a British ocean liner and briefly the world's largest passenger ship. The ship was sunk on May 7, 1915 by a German U-boat 11 miles off the southern coast of Ireland.
*The [[Wikipedia:RMS Mauretania (1906)|Mauretania]] was an ocean liner designed by Leonard Peskett and built by Wigham Richardson & Swan Hunter for the British Cunard Line, and launched on the afternoon of September 20, 1906.
*[[Wikipedia:Lusitania|Lusitania]] and [[Wikipedia:Mauretania|Mauretania]] were also provinces of the [[Wikipedia:Roman Empire|Roman Empire]].

==See Also==
*The [[Trogdor Was Dragon Man Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the music video.

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|trogdor70s|youtube=pOUwYn3YdOw}}

[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]][[Category:Songs]]

Malapropisms

2018-03-25T22:48:59Z

Andyroid: /* Strong Bad */

Some of the characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have used '''[[Wikipedia:Malapropism|malapropisms]]'''. A malapropism is the replacement of a word with something that sounds like the word being replaced, but has a completely different meaning. Many of these malaprops are delivered as a punchline.

==Appearances by character==
===[[Lappy 486]]===
*"Tell '''whim''' I love." (him) — [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

===[[Strong Bad]]===
*"But if you want to be cool and have '''pizzas''' like me..." (pizzazz) — [[pizzaz]]
*"And check out all these '''speculations'''!" (specifications) — [[animal]]
*"The '''[[pie]]'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s the limit as far as rampages are concerned." (sky) — [[rampage]]
*"'''Slumming''' in at Number Two..." (Coming) — [[bottom 10]]
*"Space Captainface! '''Pretender''' of the galaxies!" (defender) — [[space program]]
*"The '''plausibilities''' are endless!" (possibilities) — [[disconnected]]
*"Ah, living the '''sleazy''' life." (easy) — [[disconnected]]
*"Sup my young '''parsons''', I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube." (persons) — [[looking old]]
*"When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady '''missionaries'''." (mercenaries) — [[more armies]]
*"It is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and '''[[Hanna-Barbera|Jetsons]]'''." (jetsam) — [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
*"Now maybe I can get some freakin' '''piece of quiet''' around here..." (peace and quiet) — [[Homestar Ruiner]]

===[[Homestar Runner]]===
*"Well, if you take a look at my '''resume''', you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields." (résumé) — [[The Interview]]
*"Yeah yeah, '''[[Intellivision]]'''" (intelligent) — [[stupid stuff]]
*"Worst... '''commissary'''... ever." (commentary) — [[Experimental_Film#Easter_Eggs|Experimental Film (commentary)]]
*"Right, right, a lot of '''[[ducks]]'''." (bucks) — [[Halloween Fairstival]]
*"'''Hide and Seek'''" (Hi The Cheat) — [[theme park]]
*"I do hate white '''clowns'''." (clouds) — [[dreamail]]
*"Do you need medical '''resistance'''?" (assistance) — [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*"Uh, Strong Bad, I think that '''total''' wave ruined your 'ool." (tidal) — [[keep cool]]
*"That '''strangest''' man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself!" (strongest) — [[Strongest Man in the World]]
*"I bet I could lift fifty '''stringiest''' man in the world contests!" (strongest) — [[Strongest Man in the World]]
*"Ooh, I'm a '''neglected''' official." (elected) — [[4 branches]]
*"Please, leave a '''massage'''." (message) — [[8-Bit is Enough]]
*"And my compliments to the '''Seth'''." (chef) — [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
*"Today's '''missile''' comes from Josh Keady in Corvallis, Oregon." (missive) — [[Hremail 2000]]
*"I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in '''a chanted''' forest!" (an enchanted) — [[Hremail 2000]]
*"These doomy tales of '''macrame''' aren't very scary." (macabre) - [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*"The Cheat as '''the thorax'''? Love it." ([[Wikipedia:The Lorax|The Lorax]]) — [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*"You're my best friend and '''concubine'''!" (confidant) - [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
*"Hey '''Can''' of Town, '''Tootsmith''', did you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having?" (King, Poopsmith) — [[I Killed Pom Pom]]

===[[Senor Cardgage]]===
*"Come '''along''' down for a free '''canceltation'''." (on/consultation) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"Home '''Lawn''', Escrow, Re-Financin'—" (loan) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"You're '''every''' welcome, Valerie." (very) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"'''Gamble''' (or '''gambol''') around the campfire, children." (gather) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"Come see me and this little dog for '''vera''' low prices." (very) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"Well, if you could just sign right here on the '''dotty''' line, the '''adaption''' will be complete." (dotted/adoption) — [[alternate universe]]
*"Forty-twone will be on your '''lest'''." (left) — [[the movies]]
*"Can you '''detect''' me to the nearest bus '''stamp'''?" (direct/stop) — [[fan club]]
*"'''Dump''' tell '''no mandy''', it's just a '''land''' mower turned '''bankways'''!" (don't/nobody/lawn/backwards) — [[concert]]
*"This is not what I '''sagged''' on for!" (signed) — [[diorama]]
*"I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I '''steep''' some identificaption?" (see) — [[rated]]
*"'''Soggy''', junior, come back when you're all '''grold up'''." (Sorry/grown up) — [[rated]]
*"Is this a '''Frank''' call?" (prank) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"Would you care to '''coincide'''?" (come inside) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You might '''paste''' away if you '''Dinty Moore'''." (waste/didn't eat more) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You '''rally''' might, Pez Dispenser." (really) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"I've been Kuwaiting for you all '''nice'''." (night) — [[Later That Night...]]
*"Go ahead, take as '''money''' as you like." (many) — [[Later That Night...]]
*"'''Prude''' me in, '''Couch''' Z, I'm '''Reggie Toupee'''." (Put/Coach/Ready to play) — [[too cool]]

===[[Coach Z]]===
*"This guy's a true '''consommé''' professional. (consummate) — [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene#Commentary|Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Commentary]]
*"That's our orfigy of the King of Town! Er, arfigy. '''RPG'''. First person shooter!" (effigy) — [[Strong Badia the Free]]

===[[Homsar]]===
*"Oh no! You '''shanked''' my jengaship!" (sank) — [[Where's The Cheat?]]
*"I've brought my best foot '''flowered'''." (forward) — [[Homsar's Character Video|character video]]

===[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]===
*"I'll go by you with a '''spine'''-toothed comb!" (fine) — [[alternate universe]] ([[alternate universe#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]])

===Others===
*"'''Taste''' a walk!" (Take) — [[50K Racewalker]] cover art
*"'''Ump''' is down and black is '''right''' in this crazy, mixed-up '''label'''. (up/white/level) — [[Stinkomanual#Level 8 - Negatory|Stinkomanual]]
*"But my concession '''strand''' is much nicer than this malarky here." (stand) — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], [[Puppets on the Road]]
*"When we '''laugh''' left our heroes, they had just won a debate against the minds of Mount Rushmore" (last) - [[bedtime story]]
*"'''Hollandaise''' gift collection" (holiday) — [[what I want]]
*"'''Soiled''' gold ornament" (solid) — [[what I want]]
*"This side '''brown''' ↓" (down) — [[magic trick]]
*"You got it, '''hoss'''" (boss) — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel|A Decemberween '''Mackerel''']] (Miracle)

{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Homophones]]
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Malapropisms

2018-03-25T22:48:04Z

Andyroid: /* Senor Cardgage */

Some of the characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have used '''[[Wikipedia:Malapropism|malapropisms]]'''. A malapropism is the replacement of a word with something that sounds like the word being replaced, but has a completely different meaning. Many of these malaprops are delivered as a punchline.

==Appearances by character==
===[[Lappy 486]]===
*"Tell '''whim''' I love." (him) — [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

===[[Strong Bad]]===
*"But if you want to be cool and have '''pizzas''' like me..." (pizzazz) — [[pizzaz]]
*"And check out all these '''speculations'''!" (specifications) — [[animal]]
*"The '''[[pie]]'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s the limit as far as rampages are concerned." (sky) — [[rampage]]
*"'''Slumming''' in at Number Two..." (Coming) — [[bottom 10]]
*"The '''plausibilities''' are endless!" (possibilities) — [[disconnected]]
*"Ah, living the '''sleazy''' life." (easy) — [[disconnected]]
*"Sup my young '''parsons''', I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube." (persons) — [[looking old]]
*"When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady '''missionaries'''." (mercenaries) — [[more armies]]
*"It is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and '''[[Hanna-Barbera|Jetsons]]'''." (jetsam) — [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
*"Now maybe I can get some freakin' '''piece of quiet''' around here..." (peace and quiet) — [[Homestar Ruiner]]
*"Space captainface! '''Pretender''' of the galaxies!" (protector) — [[space program]]

===[[Homestar Runner]]===
*"Well, if you take a look at my '''resume''', you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields." (résumé) — [[The Interview]]
*"Yeah yeah, '''[[Intellivision]]'''" (intelligent) — [[stupid stuff]]
*"Worst... '''commissary'''... ever." (commentary) — [[Experimental_Film#Easter_Eggs|Experimental Film (commentary)]]
*"Right, right, a lot of '''[[ducks]]'''." (bucks) — [[Halloween Fairstival]]
*"'''Hide and Seek'''" (Hi The Cheat) — [[theme park]]
*"I do hate white '''clowns'''." (clouds) — [[dreamail]]
*"Do you need medical '''resistance'''?" (assistance) — [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*"Uh, Strong Bad, I think that '''total''' wave ruined your 'ool." (tidal) — [[keep cool]]
*"That '''strangest''' man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself!" (strongest) — [[Strongest Man in the World]]
*"I bet I could lift fifty '''stringiest''' man in the world contests!" (strongest) — [[Strongest Man in the World]]
*"Ooh, I'm a '''neglected''' official." (elected) — [[4 branches]]
*"Please, leave a '''massage'''." (message) — [[8-Bit is Enough]]
*"And my compliments to the '''Seth'''." (chef) — [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
*"Today's '''missile''' comes from Josh Keady in Corvallis, Oregon." (missive) — [[Hremail 2000]]
*"I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in '''a chanted''' forest!" (an enchanted) — [[Hremail 2000]]
*"These doomy tales of '''macrame''' aren't very scary." (macabre) - [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*"The Cheat as '''the thorax'''? Love it." ([[Wikipedia:The Lorax|The Lorax]]) — [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*"You're my best friend and '''concubine'''!" (confidant) - [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
*"Hey '''Can''' of Town, '''Tootsmith''', did you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having?" (King, Poopsmith) — [[I Killed Pom Pom]]

===[[Senor Cardgage]]===
*"Come '''along''' down for a free '''canceltation'''." (on/consultation) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"Home '''Lawn''', Escrow, Re-Financin'—" (loan) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"You're '''every''' welcome, Valerie." (very) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"'''Gamble''' (or '''gambol''') around the campfire, children." (gather) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"Come see me and this little dog for '''vera''' low prices." (very) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"Well, if you could just sign right here on the '''dotty''' line, the '''adaption''' will be complete." (dotted/adoption) — [[alternate universe]]
*"Forty-twone will be on your '''lest'''." (left) — [[the movies]]
*"Can you '''detect''' me to the nearest bus '''stamp'''?" (direct/stop) — [[fan club]]
*"'''Dump''' tell '''no mandy''', it's just a '''land''' mower turned '''bankways'''!" (don't/nobody/lawn/backwards) — [[concert]]
*"This is not what I '''sagged''' on for!" (signed) — [[diorama]]
*"I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I '''steep''' some identificaption?" (see) — [[rated]]
*"'''Soggy''', junior, come back when you're all '''grold up'''." (Sorry/grown up) — [[rated]]
*"Is this a '''Frank''' call?" (prank) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"Would you care to '''coincide'''?" (come inside) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You might '''paste''' away if you '''Dinty Moore'''." (waste/didn't eat more) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You '''rally''' might, Pez Dispenser." (really) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"I've been Kuwaiting for you all '''nice'''." (night) — [[Later That Night...]]
*"Go ahead, take as '''money''' as you like." (many) — [[Later That Night...]]
*"'''Prude''' me in, '''Couch''' Z, I'm '''Reggie Toupee'''." (Put/Coach/Ready to play) — [[too cool]]

===[[Coach Z]]===
*"This guy's a true '''consommé''' professional. (consummate) — [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene#Commentary|Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Commentary]]
*"That's our orfigy of the King of Town! Er, arfigy. '''RPG'''. First person shooter!" (effigy) — [[Strong Badia the Free]]

===[[Homsar]]===
*"Oh no! You '''shanked''' my jengaship!" (sank) — [[Where's The Cheat?]]
*"I've brought my best foot '''flowered'''." (forward) — [[Homsar's Character Video|character video]]

===[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]===
*"I'll go by you with a '''spine'''-toothed comb!" (fine) — [[alternate universe]] ([[alternate universe#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]])

===Others===
*"'''Taste''' a walk!" (Take) — [[50K Racewalker]] cover art
*"'''Ump''' is down and black is '''right''' in this crazy, mixed-up '''label'''. (up/white/level) — [[Stinkomanual#Level 8 - Negatory|Stinkomanual]]
*"But my concession '''strand''' is much nicer than this malarky here." (stand) — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], [[Puppets on the Road]]
*"When we '''laugh''' left our heroes, they had just won a debate against the minds of Mount Rushmore" (last) - [[bedtime story]]
*"'''Hollandaise''' gift collection" (holiday) — [[what I want]]
*"'''Soiled''' gold ornament" (solid) — [[what I want]]
*"This side '''brown''' ↓" (down) — [[magic trick]]
*"You got it, '''hoss'''" (boss) — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel|A Decemberween '''Mackerel''']] (Miracle)

{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Homophones]]
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Haunted Photo Booth Costumes

2017-10-31T02:02:06Z

Andyroid:

Costumes that the characters wore in [[Haunted Photo Booth]], Halloween 2017.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Character !! Costume !! Explanation !! External Links
|-
||   || [[Homestar Runner]] || Power Alley Dale Murphy || Dale Murphy was an outfielder for the [[Atlanta Braves]] in the 1980s, and his number 3 has been retired by the team. || [[Wikipedia:Dale Murphy|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Marzipan]] || Joanna from Chotchkie's || Joanna is a waitress from the movie [[Office Space]]. She is required to wear a minimum of 15 "pieces of flair" or pins on her uniform while working at her job. She eventually quit after being hassled for wearing the bare minimum and because she hated her job. || [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Strong Bad]] || Bob || Killer BOB is a sinister character from ''Twin Peaks'', and the major suspect in the murder of Laura Palmer. || [[Wikipedia:Killer BOB|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Strong Mad]] || Powdered Toast Man || Powdered Toast Man was a superhero featured on the [[Nickelodeon]] cartoon ''The Ren and Stimpy Show''. || [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[The Cheat]] || Maxwell || Maxwell is the protagonist of the video game ''Scribblenauts'', who is famous for his trademark rooster-comb hat and a magic notebook that lets him summon various objects to solve puzzles. || [[Wikipedia:Scribblenauts|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Bubs As Grunkle Stan]]|| [[Bubs]] || Grunkle Stan ||Stan Pines (known as Grunkle Stan by his great nephew and niece Dipper and Mabel Pines) is one of the main characters of Disney XD's ''[[Wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]''. Like Bubs, Stan is a con artist and schemer. Matt Chapman worked on the show during Homestar's hiatus during the early 2010's.|| [[Wikipedia:Grunkle Stan|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Coach Z as Parappa the Rapper]]|| [[Coach Z]] || Parappa the Rapper ||Parappa Rappa (who goes under the alias "Parappa the Rapper") is the protagonist of the Parappa the Rapper video game series. Parappa is a rapping dog who has the catchphrase "I gotta believe!"|| [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Strong Sad as Hercule Poirot]]|| [[Strong Sad]] || Hercule Poirot || Hercule Poirot was a world-renown detective featured in many novels penned by Agatha Christie, such as ''Murder on the Orient Express''. || [[Wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[The King Of Town]] || Alice from from "Don't Come Around Here No More" video || ''Don't Come Around Here No More'' is a song from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, and the music video is Alice in Wonderland-themed. Tom Petty, who died less than a month before this toon was released, plays the Mad Hatter. Alice is inexplicably turned into a cake at the end of the video, hence the King's costume. || [[Wikipedia:Don't Come Around Here No More|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Pom Pom]] || Violet Beauregarde || Violet Beauregarde was a character in [[Wikipedia:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]] who was obsessed with chewing gum. When she got a meal-flavored piece of gum from Willy Wonka, he told her that the blueberry pie flavoring had a problem, but she kept chewing, and she turned blue and swelled to the shape of a giant blueberry. || [[Wikipedia:Violet Beauregarde|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[The Poopsmith]] || Instant Martian || In the [[Looney Tunes]] cartoon ''Hare-Way to the Stars'', [[Wikipedia:Marvin the Martian|Marvin the Martian]] utilized the help of "Instant Martians" to try to hunt [[Wikipedia:Bugs Bunny|Bugs Bunny]]. These Martians are pebble-sized until Marvin the Martian adds water, which causes them to turn into the bird shape depicted here. || [[Wikipedia:Hare-Way to the Stars|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Homsar as Greg]]|| [[Homsar]] || Greg || || [[Wikipedia:Greg (Over the Garden Wall)|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|}
{{stub}}
{{halloweennav|nocat=yes}}
[[Category:Halloween Costumes]]

Haunted Photo Booth Costumes

2017-10-31T01:56:11Z

Andyroid:

Costumes that the characters wore in [[Haunted Photo Booth]], Halloween 2017.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Character !! Costume !! Explanation !! External Links
|-
||   || [[Homestar Runner]] || Power Alley Dale Murphy || Dale Murphy was an outfielder for the [[Atlanta Braves]] in the 1980s, and his number 3 has been retired by the team. || [[Wikipedia:Dale Murphy|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Marzipan]] || Joanna from Chotchkie's || Joanna is a waitress from the movie [[Office Space]]. She is required to wear a minimum of 15 "pieces of flair" or pins on her uniform while working at her job. She eventually quit after being hassled for wearing the bare minimum and because she hated her job. || [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Strong Bad]] || Bob || Killer BOB is a sinister character from ''Twin Peaks'', and the major suspect in the murder of Laura Palmer. || [[Wikipedia:Killer BOB|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Strong Mad]] || Powdered Toast Man || Powdered Toast Man was a superhero featured on the [[Nickelodeon]] cartoon ''The Ren and Stimpy Show''. || [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Bubs As Grunkle Stan]]|| [[Bubs]] || Grunkle Stan ||Stan Pines (known as Grunkle Stan by his great nephew and niece Dipper and Mabel Pines) is one of the main characters of Disney XD's ''[[Wikipedia:Gravity Falls|Gravity Falls]]''. Like Bubs, Stan is a con artist and schemer. Matt Chapman worked on the show during Homestar's hiatus during the early 2010's.|| [[Wikipedia:Grunkle Stan|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Coach Z as Parappa the Rapper]]|| [[Coach Z]] || Parappa the Rapper ||Parappa Rappa (who goes under the alias "Parappa the Rapper") is the protagonist of the Parappa the Rapper video game series. Parappa is a rapping dog who has the catchphrase "I gotta believe!"|| [[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Strong Sad as Hercule Poirot]]|| [[Strong Sad]] || Hercule Poirot || Hercule Poirot was a world-renown detective featured in many novels penned by Agatha Christie, such as ''Murder on the Orient Express''. || [[Wikipedia:Hercule Poirot|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[The King Of Town]] || Alice from from "Don't Come Around Here No More" video || ''Don't Come Around Here No More'' is a song from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, and the music video is Alice in Wonderland-themed. Tom Petty, who died less than a month before this toon was released, plays the Mad Hatter. Alice is inexplicably turned into a cake at the end of the video, hence the King's costume. || [[Wikipedia:Don't Come Around Here No More|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[Pom Pom]] || Violet Beauregarde || Violet Beauregarde was a character in [[Wikipedia:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]] who was obsessed with chewing gum. When she got a meal-flavored piece of gum from Willy Wonka, he told her that the blueberry pie flavoring had a problem, but she kept chewing, and she turned blue and swelled to the shape of a giant blueberry. || [[Wikipedia:Violet Beauregarde|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||   || [[The Poopsmith]] || Instant Martian || In the [[Looney Tunes]] cartoon ''Hare-Way to the Stars'', [[Wikipedia:Marvin the Martian|Marvin the Martian]] utilized the help of "Instant Martians" to try to hunt [[Wikipedia:Bugs Bunny|Bugs Bunny]]. These Martians are pebble-sized until Marvin the Martian adds water, which causes them to turn into the bird shape depicted here. || [[Wikipedia:Hare-Way to the Stars|Wikipedia article]]
|-
||Homsar as Greg]]|| [[Homsar]] || Greg || || [[Wikipedia:Greg (Over the Garden Wall)|Wikipedia article]]
|-
|}
{{stub}}
{{halloweennav|nocat=yes}}
[[Category:Halloween Costumes]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 9

2017-09-14T21:52:24Z

Andyroid: /* Youtube Version */

{{tgsnav|9|Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8|Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10}}

[[Image:Drivers Eded.png|thumb|"TEN O'CLOCK AND TWO O'CLOCK!"]]

When Cheerleader dies, the remaining girls, along with an old man named Mr. Pitters, attempt to re-make themselves as the "Best Friends Squad".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]], {{Film|Sci-Fi Greg}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Vultures|The Vultures]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Tompkins}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Open Source Greg}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Japanese Culture Greg}} (Easter egg), {{Film|D n' D Greg}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Vultures' Dining Room|Vultures' Dining Room]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#What's Her Face's House|What's Her Face's House]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#A Theatre|A Theatre]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Babbage's|Babbage's]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Spirit World|The Spirit World]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 20, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 2:05

'''Page Title:''' Summatime Style!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{screen shows Cheerleader wearing a dress with "sell fish" on the front and "backyard pool!" next to her}'' So and So! ''{library!}'' What's Her Face! ''{24 hour diner!}'' The Ugly One! ''{parking deck?}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!

''{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS:''' Bye old person...

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Cuz now I'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! ''{jumps up and down}''

'''SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE:''' LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! 
'''MR. PITTERS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I've had my license for a year—

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{interrupting}'' Stop saying words. Here she comes now!

''{Learner's permit girl appears and is driving really fast.}''

'''LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL:''' 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!

''{The Learner's Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DRIVER'S ED'ED...DEAD

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Owww, my entire life!

''{music stops}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Whoa, Cheerleader's gone.

'''ALL 3 GIRLS:''' ''{music starts}'' WE'RE FREE!

'''MR. PITTERS:''' We're ointment!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' The tyranny is over!!

''{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can overachieve like a bandit!

''{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg, with floating hearts...}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I can date science-fiction Greg again!

''{...as well as The Ugly One, who looks like a mess, with a pig.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I CAN STOP SHOWERING!!!!

''{...as well as Mr. Pitters, who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a dress with "boy toy" on the front, and has two pigtails, like Cheerleader's.}''

'''MR. PITTERS:''' I can be a teen girl!

''{Two vultures appear over him.}''

'''FIRST VULTURE:''' Ain't no teen girl.

''{Cut to a dining room table where the vultures are seen eating Mr. Pitters.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Chomp chomp chomp chomp...

'''SECOND VULTURE:''' Quite good, quite good.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ...chomp chomp...

''{Cut back to the remaining girls}''

'''SO AND SO:''' You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls.

''{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad", which features The Ugly One's, So and So's, and What's Her Face's head, as well as some flowers, a rainbow, and a unicorn. The normal music is switched for the Best Friends Squad theme, as sung by Strong Bad.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' A glue stick, some glitter paint, ''{a "GLOO STICK" is seen on the first part, some "GLITTA PAINT" on the second}'' 
Words cut out from a magazine, ''{Cut-out words are placed to read "Scrap BOOKS R Scrap TASTIC"}'' 
BFF carved in a tree, ''{A heart with "BFF" is seen on a tree}'' 
That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH! ''{We see that The Ugly One carved it with a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]]. As Strong Bad says each of the words, something happens to The Ugly One. On "BAOW!", the tree punches her in the face with its branch. On "FOM!", it falls on top of her. On "FROOSH!", it spontaneously combusts.}''

A port-o-john came to life, ''{A port-o-john is shown, a second later a face with a mustache appears on his door.}'' 
Put on a play with So and So. ''{The port-o-john and So and So are seen on stage. The port-o-john wears a crown and holds a scepter. So and So wears a princess hat.}'' 
Unfortunately, they didn't ''{So and So pretends to faint, and the port-o-john catches her. They stand up, and Arrow'd Guy appears in the audience.}'' 
Get very good reviews. ''{Arrow'd Guy throws a spear, which goes through So and So and hits the port-o-john in the face.}''

What's Her Face ate Staple Sauce, ''{What's Her Face is seen next to a giant bottle of "STAPLE SAUCE"}'' 
A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce. ''{She eats a spoonful of it, and keels over, dead.}'' 
Then crazy Learner's-Permit-Girl ''{We see her in her car.}'' 
Gave-me-a-ride to Babbage's. ''{Strong Bad appears on the hood of her car, and then they're seen at Babbage's.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! They don't got no Turbografx games?!

''{Cut to the ghosts of the girls.}''

'''CHEERLEADER'S GHOST:''' ''{Wearing a shirt reading "deady's girl".}'' Okay, my art galleries, let's get ready to be...

'''ALL GHOST GIRLS:''' ''{Cheerleader says this with her usual enthusiasm; the rest look downhearted.}'' SO DEAD!!!!

'''MR. PITTERS' GHOST:''' ''{Still dressed as Cheerleader and wearing a dress with "worm food" on the front.}'' I look so good.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click the "o" to see Sci-Fi Greg brag to The Gregs about how the ladies and Valkyries are all over his experience points.
:'''SCI-FI GREG:''' I knew she'd come back to me. Ever since my experience points went into triple digits I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed plus 3 broad sword.
:'''D N' D GREG:''' ''{leaning in from the left}'' Hey! Quit bitin my style!

* Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework.
:'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{holding a piece of paper with mathematical symbols on it, graded "A+++++"}'' Hey! Who did the rest of my pre-algebra homework?
:'''SO AND SO:''' ''{leaning in from the right, wearing a Lone Ranger mask and a handkerchief over her mouth}'' The Over-Achiever Bandit strikes again!!!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Although Strong Bad says BFF stands for "BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!", the initialism usually stands for "Best Friends Forever".
*Sci-fi Greg's speech in the Easter egg uses terminology from [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]], or "D&D", which is why D n' D Greg accuses him of "bitin' my style".
*In Dungeons & Dragons, magical weapons are typically prefixed with the bonus they give to attacks (+1 or higher), so a +3 broadsword is a magic sword giving +3 to attacks.
*In the United States, a learner's permit is granted by some states to drivers as young as fourteen. When drivers have a permit, they must be accompanied by a licensed driver.
*A [[Wikipedia:galleon|galleon]] was a large, multi-decked sailing ship used primarily by the nations of Europe from the 16th to 18th centuries.
*For many years, American teenagers were taught in Driver's Education class that the proper position for hands on the steering wheel was ten o'clock for the left hand and two o'clock for the right. Most teenagers are now taught to hold the wheel at nine and three o'clock.
*According to Norse mythology, [[Wikipedia:Valkyrie|Valkyries]] were fierce warrior-women who would swoop down on a battlefield, carrying away fallen warriors to [[Wikipedia:Valhalla|Valhalla]].

===Trivia===
*The song Strong Bad sings in this episode has him singing the lowest note of all the musical interludes he performs on homestarrunner.com (low C, below the bass clef).

===Remarks===
*Vultures usually do not actively kill animals to feed, as implied with Mr. Pitters, but wait for the animal in question to die of other causes before feeding.
*Mr. Pitters's rib cage opens out of his back on his dead body, even though that's where the spine should be.
*In this issue, Strong Bad secretly inserted a "[[crap]]." The word "scraptastic" is pasted together with an S, the word "crap," and the suffix "-tastic."
*Generally speaking, American teenagers get a driver's license at about sixteen years of age. Given the fact that she's had a driver's license for a year, it appears that What's Her Face is at least seventeen years old, a hint to her relative [[Ages of Characters#Teen Girl Squad|age]].
*This cartoon has neither an "Again" nor a "Back" link at the end.
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad comic in which Strong Bad appears outside of an Easter egg.
*Strong Bad usually does the voices for Teen Girl Squad toons, but the vultures and Mr. Pitters sound nothing like Strong Bad or Strong Bad imitating the voices.
*Assuming Science Fiction Greg was indeed referring to Dungeons and Dragons, he would still be a level one character if his experience points were still only in triple digits; a character becomes level two at 1,000 experience points in most versions of the game.
*Many Public Service Announcements involving safe driving emphasize the youth of the accident victims showcased, commenting on how "they had their whole lives ahead of them", giving a possible explanation to Cheerleader's cry of "Ow, my entire life!"

===Goofs===
*When Cheerleader leaps in happiness over her friendship with Crazy Learner's Permit Girl, the horizon line cuts off where she stood.
*The font used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains European Qs and 7s, which have small lines running through them. Normally, [[The Brothers Chaps]] edit them, removing the lines, but they didn't here.
*This toon has no back button.

===Inside References===
*Mr. Pitters's last line, "I look so good," is Cheerleader's last line in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
*Inside Babbage's is a sign that appears to offer [[Cheap as Free]] software, although it is partially obscured.
*Mr. Pitters' obsession with [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]] is a running gag.
*The phrases Cheerleader uses to address the Squad, "my Spanish galleons" and "my art galleries", are an extension of the phrase used in [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]], "my gallies."
*This is another mention of [[showering]].

===Real-World References===
*Now known as [[Wikipedia:GameStop|GameStop]], Babbage's, along with Software, Etc., Electronic Boutique/EB Games and FuncoLand, were popular chains of software stores. There are some [http://www.google.com/search?q=babbage's+software Babbage's] stores still in business today, while some of the stores merely changed names. Franchises in Canada are still generally operated under the name EB Games.
*The [[Wikipedia:TurboGrafx-16|TurboGrafx-16]] was a fourth-generation video game console released by NEC in 1989, for the North American market. It did not sell well, in large part because of the stranglehold [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] had on the home video game market at the time.
*The "Johnny Rite There" label on the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] is a reference to [http://www.johnnyonthespot.com Johnny On The Spot, Inc.], a major US manufacturer and distributor of portable toilet stalls.

===Fast Forward===
*The two characters to whom Sci-Fi Greg brags in the Easter Egg are later given the names [[Open Source Greg]] and [[Japanese Culture Greg]] in [[4 Gregs]].

==Youtube Version==
*The intro has different subtitles for the girls:
:'''Cheerleader:''' pool lifeguard!
:'''So and So:''' math tutor!
:'''What's Her Face:''' sandwich artist!
:'''The Ugly One:''' still goes to camp!
*The Sci-Fi Greg and Overachiever Bandit Easter eggs play automatically, in that order, after the end card.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|tgs9|youtube=ygMF-YYCdi8}}
*[[Forum:3947|forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 9"]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Malapropisms

2016-10-31T21:26:05Z

Andyroid: /* Homestar Runner */

Some of the characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have used '''[[Wikipedia:Malapropism|malapropisms]]'''. A malapropism is the replacement of a word with something that sounds like the word being replaced, but has a completely different meaning. Many of these malaprops are delivered as a punchline.

==Appearances by character==
===[[Lappy 486]]===
*"Tell '''whim''' I love." (him) — [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

===[[Strong Bad]]===
*"But if you want to be cool and have '''pizzas''' like me..." (pizzazz) — [[pizzaz]]
*"And check out all these '''speculations'''!" (specifications) — [[animal]]
*"The '''[[pie]]'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s the limit as far as rampages are concerned." (sky) — [[rampage]]
*"'''Slumming''' in at Number Two..." (Coming) — [[bottom 10]]
*"The '''plausibilities''' are endless!" (possibilities) — [[disconnected]]
*"Ah, living the '''sleazy''' life." (easy) — [[disconnected]]
*"Sup my young '''parsons''', I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube." (persons) — [[looking old]]
*"When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady '''missionaries'''." (mercenaries) — [[more armies]]
*"It is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and '''[[Hanna-Barbera|Jetsons]]'''." (jetsam) — [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
*"Now maybe I can get some freakin' '''piece of quiet''' around here..." (peace and quiet) — [[Homestar Ruiner]]
*"Space captainface! '''Pretender''' of the galaxies!" (protector) — [[space program]]

===[[Homestar Runner]]===
*"Well, if you take a look at my '''resume''', you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields." (résumé) — [[The Interview]]
*"Yeah yeah, '''[[Intellivision]]'''" (intelligent) — [[stupid stuff]]
*"Worst... '''commissary'''... ever." (commentary) — [[Experimental_Film#Easter_Eggs|Experimental Film (commentary)]]
*"Right, right, a lot of '''[[ducks]]'''." (bucks) — [[Halloween Fairstival]]
*"'''Hide and Seek'''" (Hi The Cheat) — [[theme park]]
*"I do hate white '''clowns'''." (clouds) — [[dreamail]]
*"Do you need medical '''resistance'''?" (assistance) — [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*"Uh, Strong Bad, I think that '''total''' wave ruined your 'ool." (tidal) — [[keep cool]]
*"That '''strangest''' man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself!" (strongest) — [[Strongest Man in the World]]
*"I bet I could lift fifty '''stringiest''' man in the world contests!" (strongest) — [[Strongest Man in the World]]
*"Ooh, I'm a '''neglected''' official." (elected) — [[4 branches]]
*"Please, leave a '''massage'''." (message) — [[8-Bit is Enough]]
*"And my compliments to the '''Seth'''." (chef) — [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
*"Today's '''missile''' comes from Josh Keady in Corvallis, Oregon." (missive) — [[Hremail 2000]]
*"I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in '''a chanted''' forest!" (an enchanted) — [[Hremail 2000]]
*"These doomy tales of '''macrame''' aren't very scary." (macabre) - [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*"The Cheat as '''the thorax'''? Love it." ([[Wikipedia:The Lorax|The Lorax]]) — [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*"You're my best friend and '''concubine'''!" (confidant) - [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
*"Hey '''Can''' of Town, '''Tootsmith''', did you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having?" (King, Poopsmith) — [[I Killed Pom Pom]]

===[[Senor Cardgage]]===
*"Come along down for a free '''cancel'''tation." (consult) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"Home '''Lawn''', Escrow, Re-Financin'—" (loan) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"You're '''every''' welcome, Valerie." (very) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"'''Gamble''' (or '''gambol''') around the campfire, children." (gather) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"Come see me and this little dog for '''vera''' low prices." (very) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"Well, if you could just sign right here on the '''dotty''' line, the '''adaption''' will be complete." (dotted/adoption) — [[alternate universe]]
*"Forty-twone will be on your '''lest'''." (left) — [[the movies]]
*"Can you '''detect''' me to the nearest bus '''stamp'''?" (direct/stop) — [[fan club]]
*"'''Dump''' tell '''no mandy''', it's just a '''land''' mower turned '''bankways'''!" (don't/nobody/lawn/backwards) — [[concert]]
*"This is not what I '''sagged''' on for!" (signed) — [[diorama]]
*"I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I '''steep''' some identificaption?" (see) — [[rated]]
*"'''Soggy''', junior, come back when you're all grold up." (Sorry) — [[rated]]
*"Is this a '''Frank''' call?" (prank) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"Would you care to '''coincide'''?" (come inside) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You might '''paste''' away if you '''Dinty Moore'''." (waste/didn't eat more) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You '''rally''' might, Pez Dispenser." (really) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]

===[[Coach Z]]===
*"This guy's a true '''consommé''' professional. (consummate) — [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene#Commentary|Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Commentary]]
*"That's our orfigy of the King of Town! Er, arfigy. '''RPG'''. First person shooter!" (effigy) — [[Strong Badia the Free]]

===[[Homsar]]===
*"Oh no! You '''shanked''' my jengaship!" (sank) — [[Where's The Cheat?]]
*"I've brought my best foot '''flowered'''." (forward) — [[Homsar's Character Video|character video]]

===[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]===
*"I'll go by you with a '''spine'''-toothed comb!" (fine) — [[alternate universe]] ([[alternate universe#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]])

===Others===
*"'''Taste''' a walk!" (Take) — [[50K Racewalker]] cover art
*"'''Ump''' is down and black is '''right''' in this crazy, mixed-up '''label'''. (up/white/level) — [[Stinkomanual#Level 8 - Negatory|Stinkomanual]]
*"But my concession '''strand''' is much nicer than this malarky here." (stand) — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], [[Puppets on the Road]]
*"When we '''laugh''' left our heroes, they had just won a debate against the minds of Mount Rushmore" (last) - [[bedtime story]]
*"'''Hollandaise''' gift collection" (holiday) — [[what I want]]
*"'''Soiled''' gold ornament" (solid) — [[what I want]]
*"This side '''brown''' ↓" (down) — [[magic trick]]
*"You got it, '''hoss'''" (boss) — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel|A Decemberween '''Mackerel''']] (Miracle)

{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Homophones]]
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Malapropisms

2016-10-31T21:25:52Z

Andyroid: /* Homestar Runner */

Some of the characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have used '''[[Wikipedia:Malapropism|malapropisms]]'''. A malapropism is the replacement of a word with something that sounds like the word being replaced, but has a completely different meaning. Many of these malaprops are delivered as a punchline.

==Appearances by character==
===[[Lappy 486]]===
*"Tell '''whim''' I love." (him) — [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

===[[Strong Bad]]===
*"But if you want to be cool and have '''pizzas''' like me..." (pizzazz) — [[pizzaz]]
*"And check out all these '''speculations'''!" (specifications) — [[animal]]
*"The '''[[pie]]'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s the limit as far as rampages are concerned." (sky) — [[rampage]]
*"'''Slumming''' in at Number Two..." (Coming) — [[bottom 10]]
*"The '''plausibilities''' are endless!" (possibilities) — [[disconnected]]
*"Ah, living the '''sleazy''' life." (easy) — [[disconnected]]
*"Sup my young '''parsons''', I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube." (persons) — [[looking old]]
*"When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady '''missionaries'''." (mercenaries) — [[more armies]]
*"It is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and '''[[Hanna-Barbera|Jetsons]]'''." (jetsam) — [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
*"Now maybe I can get some freakin' '''piece of quiet''' around here..." (peace and quiet) — [[Homestar Ruiner]]
*"Space captainface! '''Pretender''' of the galaxies!" (protector) — [[space program]]

===[[Homestar Runner]]===
*"Well, if you take a look at my '''resume''', you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields." (résumé) — [[The Interview]]
*"Yeah yeah, '''[[Intellivision]]'''" (intelligent) — [[stupid stuff]]
*"Worst... '''commissary'''... ever." (commentary) — [[Experimental_Film#Easter_Eggs|Experimental Film (commentary)]]
*"Right, right, a lot of '''[[ducks]]'''." (bucks) — [[Halloween Fairstival]]
*"'''Hide and Seek'''" (Hi The Cheat) — [[theme park]]
*"I do hate white '''clowns'''." (clouds) — [[dreamail]]
*"Do you need medical '''resistance'''?" (assistance) — [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*"Uh, Strong Bad, I think that '''total''' wave ruined your 'ool." (tidal) — [[keep cool]]
*"That '''strangest''' man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself!" (strongest) — [[Strongest Man in the World]]
*"I bet I could lift fifty '''stringiest''' man in the world contests!" (strongest) — [[Strongest Man in the World]]
*"Ooh, I'm a '''neglected''' official." (elected) — [[4 branches]]
*"Please, leave a '''massage'''." (message) — [[8-Bit is Enough]]
*"And my compliments to the '''Seth'''." (chef) — [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
*"Today's '''missile''' comes from Josh Keady in Corvallis, Oregon." (missive) — [[Hremail 2000]]
*"I'm a lonely Swiss miss lost in '''a chanted''' forest!" (an enchanted) — [[Hremail 2000]]
*"These doomy tales of '''macrame''' aren't very scary." (macabre) - [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*"The Cheat as '''the thorax'''? Love it." ([[Wikipedia:The Lorax|The Lorax]]) — [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
*"You're my best friend and '''concubine''!" (confidant) - [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
*"Hey '''Can''' of Town, '''Tootsmith''', did you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having?" (King, Poopsmith) — [[I Killed Pom Pom]]

===[[Senor Cardgage]]===
*"Come along down for a free '''cancel'''tation." (consult) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"Home '''Lawn''', Escrow, Re-Financin'—" (loan) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"You're '''every''' welcome, Valerie." (very) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"'''Gamble''' (or '''gambol''') around the campfire, children." (gather) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"Come see me and this little dog for '''vera''' low prices." (very) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"Well, if you could just sign right here on the '''dotty''' line, the '''adaption''' will be complete." (dotted/adoption) — [[alternate universe]]
*"Forty-twone will be on your '''lest'''." (left) — [[the movies]]
*"Can you '''detect''' me to the nearest bus '''stamp'''?" (direct/stop) — [[fan club]]
*"'''Dump''' tell '''no mandy''', it's just a '''land''' mower turned '''bankways'''!" (don't/nobody/lawn/backwards) — [[concert]]
*"This is not what I '''sagged''' on for!" (signed) — [[diorama]]
*"I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I '''steep''' some identificaption?" (see) — [[rated]]
*"'''Soggy''', junior, come back when you're all grold up." (Sorry) — [[rated]]
*"Is this a '''Frank''' call?" (prank) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"Would you care to '''coincide'''?" (come inside) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You might '''paste''' away if you '''Dinty Moore'''." (waste/didn't eat more) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You '''rally''' might, Pez Dispenser." (really) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]

===[[Coach Z]]===
*"This guy's a true '''consommé''' professional. (consummate) — [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene#Commentary|Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Commentary]]
*"That's our orfigy of the King of Town! Er, arfigy. '''RPG'''. First person shooter!" (effigy) — [[Strong Badia the Free]]

===[[Homsar]]===
*"Oh no! You '''shanked''' my jengaship!" (sank) — [[Where's The Cheat?]]
*"I've brought my best foot '''flowered'''." (forward) — [[Homsar's Character Video|character video]]

===[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]===
*"I'll go by you with a '''spine'''-toothed comb!" (fine) — [[alternate universe]] ([[alternate universe#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]])

===Others===
*"'''Taste''' a walk!" (Take) — [[50K Racewalker]] cover art
*"'''Ump''' is down and black is '''right''' in this crazy, mixed-up '''label'''. (up/white/level) — [[Stinkomanual#Level 8 - Negatory|Stinkomanual]]
*"But my concession '''strand''' is much nicer than this malarky here." (stand) — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], [[Puppets on the Road]]
*"When we '''laugh''' left our heroes, they had just won a debate against the minds of Mount Rushmore" (last) - [[bedtime story]]
*"'''Hollandaise''' gift collection" (holiday) — [[what I want]]
*"'''Soiled''' gold ornament" (solid) — [[what I want]]
*"This side '''brown''' ↓" (down) — [[magic trick]]
*"You got it, '''hoss'''" (boss) — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
*[[A Decemberween Mackerel|A Decemberween '''Mackerel''']] (Miracle)

{{incomplete list}}

==See Also==
*[[Homophones]]
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Peeing

2016-10-26T17:59:26Z

Andyroid: /* Appearances */

[[Image:jjcpoopsmith.png|thumb|The Poopsmith's number-two specialty is Number One.]]
'''[[wikipedia:Urination|Peeing]]''' is sometimes seen and/or mentioned in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — [[Homestar Runner]] has to pee after [[The Cheat]] tricks him into drinking too much [[melonade]]. Homestar has [[The Poopsmith]] come by with a jar, which he then apparently pees into.
*[[The Luau]] — Homestar is seen behind [[Marzipan]]'s [[Marzipan's Gazebo|gazebo]], in his own words, "doing... something". When he returns, he comments that he has "gotta stop drinkin' so much melonade". After Strong Bad steals firewood from behind Marzipan's gazebo, it doesn't light, to which Homestar explains away that "it all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade..."
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Homestar [[Fourth Wall Breaks|asks if the viewers]] have voted yet, and says that he has to pee.
*Email [[2 years]] — [[Strong Bad]] imagines that [[Coach Z]] will be an inhabitant of [[Strong Badia]] in 2 years' time. Coach Z says he's just "taking a leak".
*[[Strumstar Hammer]] — Strong Bad edited the book to say, "The Homestar Runner peed and the two wandered into a nest of flying cars."
*Email [[extra plug]] — At the end of the email, Homestar and [[Strong Sad]] sing, "I really got, I really gotta pee. I really got, I really gotta pee pee" repeatedly.
*Email [[virus]] — When the screen of the [[Compy 386]] "melts" onto the floor, Strong Bad says, "And the Compy... just peed my carpet."
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Strong Bad tells a dog dressed as Homestar to "leave a sweet spot" on its owner's carpet.
*Email [[space program]] — Coach Z exclaims that he thought he was going to get to pee in a cup.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — There is a reference to [[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels|mongrel]] pee.
*Email [[mini-golf]]— The blue water at [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]] is begging "for kids to either drink it, or pee in it. Or worse, both."
*Email [[hygiene]] — Strong Bad teaches that having an "accident at school" would ruin Gene's reputation. Gene covers his pants while Strong Bad says this.
*[[Trogday 08]] — One of the lyrics is "Oh, [[Pants]] will keep on Peein'".
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad says that a judge at the pet show, Madame Bodewell, has had it in for The Cheat ever since his lackey peed on her dress. Strong Mad then apologizes for this.
*Email [[hiding]]— as Strong Bad walks into his [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|bathroom]] he mutters, "Sleepy... Sleepy pee—" before being interrupted by Homestar.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad is annoyed that Marzipan temporarily transplanted [[Credenza]] (her ficus) out of her front yard, because he wanted to pee on it. Also, he tells the audience to go relieve their "aching energy drink filled bladders" while he takes some time to dig a hole.
*[[Best Caper Ever]] — Strong Bad says The Cheat peed in Homestar's melonade.
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] — Crackotage says that seeing Blue Laser in jail has "almost got [his] pants a-peein'".
*Email [[imaginary]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad]] attempts to pee on [[Scotty Titi]].
*[[On Break]] — Strong Bad mentions "pee" as one of the breaks he has already taken that day.
* Email [[dictionary]] — The Cheat is apparently being potty trained, and has wet linen sheets several times, as hinted by the dictionary article for "hwimswelf".
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — When [[Strong Sad]] says, [[Homestar]] "goed and goed until he finally went", Homestar stops walking and says, "Ew!" To "go" and, particularly, to have "went" are both euphemisms for peeing.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Strong Bad asks Homestar if the sight of Pom Pom's ghost makes him want to pee his pants.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad states that Homestar's Haunted House hasn't "made [his] pants entertain the thought of peeing themselves even once".
*[[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]] — The Videlectrix guys display a "Pee-Pants-ometer" as they play ''Haunted House''.

==See Also==
*[[Wetting the Bed]]
*[[Whatsit]]

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

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==Who I Is==
A thirty-something aspiring scientist from southeast Pennsylvania. I've been a Homestar Fan since the early days of the [[Compy]] [[Strong Bad Emails]]. Besides Homestar Runner, I enjoy animation (both Western and Eastern), comics & manga, games of all sorts (be they computer, video, card, or board), science, folklore, and the works of Terry Pratchett.

==Faves/Least Faves==
*Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[alternate universe]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Cool Things]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]]
*Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Peasant's Quest]]
*Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
*Least Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[underlings]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Homestarloween Party]]
*Least Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Homestar Quiz]]
*Least Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

Meet Marshie

2016-06-11T18:38:23Z

Andyroid: /* Inside References */

{{toonnav|Shorts|marshie|The Interview|The System is Down}}
[[Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|thumb|right|220px|"Capital 'M', and then 'arshie!'"]]
A [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] commercial.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 26, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 0:50

'''Page Title:''' New from Galoob!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
''{A swirling background is on screen. Marshie does his "rocket move" and faces the audience.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' 'Sup, fools? I'm Marshie. Capital "M" and then "arshie"! I'm going this way!

''{As he says this, the "M" and "arshie" appear under him. When he goes "this way" the text says "went that way!!!!!!!!!" The screen cuts to a chalkboard.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Why eat some other stuff,—

''{Different types of food appear on the chalkboard: a [[ham]], a pineapple, a cupcake, a piece of cherry pie, a hot dog, and a martini.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —when you can eat—

''{Fluffy Puff Marshmallows replace the food items.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS? ''{Logo appears.''}

''{Screen cuts to plate of marshmallows.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Breakfast,—

''{The marshmallows get covered in syrup topped with a pat of butter. A glass of juice appears next to the plate}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —lunch,—

''{the syrup vanishes and a salt shaker (labeled "7") and pepper shaker (labeled "3") are next to the marshmallows, which now have 3 tomato slices on them}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —munch,—

''{Batteries appear around the plate, while the marshmallows have nails stuck in them}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —and pinner!

''{Marshmallows now have a hat and [[eyepatch]] on them, and a cigar is next to them. Screen cuts to a pocket.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Stuff some in your pockets for—

''{The chalk marshmallows go into the pocket. Marshie's voice turns creepy as the following words appear on the screen}''

'''MARSHIE:''' —''secret eating!!!''

''{Cut to pillow.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Hide some 'neath your pillow for sleepy times!

''{The marshmallows appear underneath the pillow.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Dont'cha like me?

''{Scene cuts to The Sad Kids.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Kids ask for it by name!

'''THE SAD BOY:''' What?

'''THE SAD GIRL:''' Huh?

''{Penny whistle sounds and Fluffy Puff Marshmallow logo falls down and crushes Sad Kids.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' 'Sright kids! Go eat'ya some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Now try new Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise. ''{Marshie's voice changes to an incredibly weird voice.}'' Made from the best stuff.

''{Screen cuts to Homestar Runner watching the commercial on TV.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' I'm fluffity. I'm puffity. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{slightly out of time with Marshie}'' They're fluffity. They're puffity. One, two, three, four, five.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I hate that freakin' marshmallow.

== Easter Eggs ==
*If you press "r" on the keyboard when the toon is over, Homestar Runner will say something.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hate that freakin' robot.

*Press "f" on the keyboard following the previous Easter egg to see a disclaimer.
:''{Cut to the yellow screen from earlier, with the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows logo, a bag of marshmallows, and a jar of mayo.}''
:'''VOICEOVER:''' Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. Kids, don't eat nails. ''{pause}'' Is that it? Am I done? Can I go? Anybod—Anybody want to get something to eat?

*'''Note:''' These Easter Eggs will only work in lowercase. They will not work if the Caps Lock is on or if the Shift is pressed down.

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*[[HR:fluffypuff.mp3|This clip]] is the background music played when Marshie is talking at the end. Marshie's voice is added over this track.

*If you view the Flash file, there is a clickable area at the top-right corner outside the frame at the end, but does nothing.

===Goofs===
* When The Sad Kids turn around to face Marshie, their shadows (very faint) don't change direction.

===Inside References===
*The song that the Background Singers sing near the end is the same song that they sang at the end of the [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]].
*The plates of marshmallows with various toppings are examples of [[concoctions]].
*The goat sound played during 'pinner' is the same from [[Audition with Marzipan]].
*"Pinner" is wearing a [[bowler hat]] and an [[Eyepatches|eyepatch]], and has a [[Smoking|cigar]].
*A possible reason that Homestar dislikes Marshie is that he seems to have replaced Homestar as Fluffy Puff's spokesman, a position he seemed to hold in [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Galoob|Galoob]], mentioned in the page title, was a toy company that made [[Wikipedia:Micro Machines|Micro Machines]], the [[Wikipedia:Game Genie|Game Genie]], and [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] and [[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]] action figures. It has since been bought by [[Wikipedia:Hasbro|Hasbro]]. The phrase "New from Galoob!" was the last line of the commercials for these toys.
*"Kids ask for it by name" is possibly a reference to [[Wikipedia:Meow Mix|Meow Mix]] cat food, which uses the slogan "So good, cats ask for it by name!"
*"Made from the best stuff" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Snapple|Snapple]]'s slogan, "Made from the best stuff on earth."
*The [[batteries]] shown at "munch" are [[Wikipedia: Duracell|Duracell]].
*[[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Fluffy Puff "All Marshmallow Mayonnaise"]] might be referring to [[Wikipedia:Marshmallow creme|Marshmallow Fluff]], a thick, white, marshmallow-flavored spread.

===Fast Forward===
*The "7" labeled salt shaker makes an appearance in [[record book]].
*In an Easter egg in [[island]], "pinner" is one of the 4 foods [[Strong Bad]] can change into.
*[[1-Up]] says "I'm going this way!" in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*On [[Main Page 26]], Marshie's [[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations|Xeriouxly Forxe counterpart]] "Marxie" appears to be a cyborg, calling back to Homestar's "I hate that freakin' robot." line.

== DVD Version ==
*The Easter egg where Homestar calls Marshie "a freakin' robot" has been disabled.
*The Easter egg involving the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows disclaimer is accessed like a normal Easter egg.

== External Links ==
{{extlinks|marshie|youtube=b532gvpHd3k}}

[[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Marshie Filmography]]

Flash is Dead!

2015-08-06T14:33:34Z

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{{toonnav|Shorts|flashisdead|The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:FlashisDead.png|thumb|right|"See? That's a chunk of Flash authoring interface right there!"]]
[[Flash]] is dying, and the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] have to head for the hills (or bushes) until they can learn [[Wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5.]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, F. Sack, {{film|Bubs}} (voice only), {{film|Coach Z}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 2:00

'''Page Title:''' Oh man! We're so doomed!!

==Transcript==
''{The Flash Plugin Error appears reading "This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated" and the text below it reading "Activate Flash". Homestar Runner soon after pops up from below}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm vulnerable and should be updated. ''{The scene pans out to show the error screen is a sign being held up by two planks, as Homestar Runner is in the field with it}'' Hey, that sounds like my dating profile!

''{Strong Bad runs to Homestar Runner, hyperventilating, with a filthy sack behind his back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping his sack}'' Homestar! What are you doing, man? This is horse giblets!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bending forward towards the sack}'' Oh, hello, horse giblets! ''{Strong Bad turns around at the sack}'' I thought you were just a filthy sack!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns around to Homestar as Homestar stands back upright}'' No, I'm not referring to the filthy sack, whose name incidentally is F. Sack. I'm talking about the situation, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What situation? I'm trying to update my dating profile.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Haven't you heard? Flash is dying!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well, good! I'm a way better runner than that guy anyways.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm talking about Flash. Like, what we breathe. The thing what creates us all.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were getting a little ''{Homestar's cap hovers a bit}'' religioso on me.

''{''hsbody'' layer and ''draw'' icons fall from the sky and embed themselves slightly into the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! See, that's a chunk of Flash Authoring Interface right there! It's falling apart! We gotta head for the hills!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are those hills? I always thought they was bushes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Figurative.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But actually, I never walked a couple of feet to find out for sure.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I meant it figuratively.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, let's do it right now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm being figurative.

''{Homestar runs towards the bushes in the background, eventually running into them and falling back.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blah! Bush. Definitely bush.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now listen. I've got enough classic motion tweens and deprecated actions in ol' F-sack here to last us at least six months until we can learn HTML5.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Markup Lotion! ''{Homestar holds up a lotion with the HTML Logo, minus the L, which is used at the bottom with the word "LOSCHE!".}'' Let me poop a little bit out for you. ''{Homestar squeezes the bottle three times}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope, nope, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes. Homestar, the death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oohhh, I got you. Sounds like somebody's asking for another heaping helping of... ''{Homestar holds up a DVD cover of ''Deep Impact''}'' ''Deep Impact''!

''{Strong Bad groans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{putting the DVD in front of his face and then impersonating a commander}'' Strong Bad, this is Morgan Shawshank, I need you to hit that meteor with every Duvall you've got.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind. I'll be in Bubs' fallout shelter if anybody needs me. ''{Picking up his sack and walking away}'' Good luck with yourself, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't want to miss a thing!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in the distance}'' Wrong movie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, those were two different movies?

''{The Flash Plugin Error screen fills the scene with the text "Oh, man", and below it, "We gotta figure something out, fast!".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But they both came out, like, the same summer even.

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click on the Red Button on the Flash Plugin Error screen to see a scene with the Concession Stand
:''{the shutter of the Concession Stand is down and the sign reads "BUBS' FALLOUT 5HELTER"}''.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, where's the bathroom in this place? It's just a bunch of canned goods.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what they say, Strong Bad. Today's Pork and Beans is tomorrow's toilet.
:'''COACH Z:''' And in some rare cases, today's.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Bubs, I thought you said this fallout shelter was Coach Z-free.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, somebody's gotta carry on the human race.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' W-ah! I don't want to think about words any more.
* At the end, click on "gotta" to see Homestar's dating profile on his website.
<blockquote>head> )title(Untitled)title( /head} ,body. 
 
helscome my dating prolif 
 
its not done. 
 
Name: Homestar Michael (stipe) Runner 
Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey. Is vulnerable and 
should be updated. 
Status: Marzipan'd 
Likes: beans b/w rice. thats all i can think umf tonight. 
No likes: four door sedans. billfolds.
 
*this site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower</blockquote>
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to my dating profile. It's not done. Name, Homestar Michael Runner. Type! Single-ish no-armed whitey, is vulnerable and should be updated. Status, Marzipan'd! Likes! Beans backed with rice. Uhm, that's all I can think of tonight. No likes. Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans and billfolds! I don't even know what a billfold is. Boo-ding! This site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower.
* At the end, click on "fast" to see a scene with F. Sack.
:'''F. SACK:''' Aw man, Strong Bad. Sometimes, I wish you had named me "Horse Giblets". Better than that ol' name F. Sack; sounds unsavory.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[wikipedia:HTML|HTML]] stands for "HyperText Markup Language".

===Trivia===
*The entire short alludes to Flash's apparent discontinuation due to security issues in favor of the more modern and secure [[wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5]].

===Remarks===
*This is the sixth toon in a row not to include a [[toons without back buttons|back button]].
*On the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], the description reads "It's all over! Head for the hills!" in the [[New Stuff]] menu while the [[Shorts]] section reads "It's all over!".

===Fixed Goofs===
* Originally, the tall grass around objects embedded into the ground was different shade of green from the rest of the grass. It was fixed within a few minutes, with only the grass around the Flash authoring interface pieces remaining the alternate shade of green.

===Glitches===
*All three Easter eggs have a clickable field around them before Homestar finishes talking, but cannot be activated until then.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's dating profile is a reference to [[Homestar Runner's Website]].
**The profile contains the phrase "[[beans]] [[b/w]] rice".
**Homestar describes his relationship status as [[-%27d|Marzipan'd]].
*Strong Bad previously called Homestar a "no-armed whitey" in [[The Interview]].
*Homestar previously gave Strong Bad a ''[[Deep Impact]]'' DVD in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and [[Real-Live E-Mails]].
**The DVD cover appears here as a vectorized version with alternate text.

===Real-World References===
*Homestar mistakes Flash for the comic book hero of the same name, [[Wikipedia:Flash (comics)|The Flash]].
*Strong Bad references the [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. state nicknames|state nickname]] of Minnesota, "The Land of 10,000 Lakes".
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]] is a musician best known as the lead singer of the band [[Wikipedia:R.E.M.|R.E.M.]] He was the first inspiration for [[Strong Sad]]'s voice.
*Homestar confuses the Mimi Leder-directed film [[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|''Deep Impact'']] with Michael Bay's more successful film [[Wikipedia:Armageddon (1998 film)|''Armageddon'']], both of which centered around objects hitting Earth with catastrophic consequences. As Homestar stated, both films came out in 1998; ''Deep Impact'' was released first, coming out on May 8 of that year while ''Armageddon'' was released on July 1.
*"[[Wikipedia: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing|I Don't Want to Miss a Thing]]" was a song from the soundtrack to ''Armageddon''. The song was written by [[Wikipedia:Diane Warren|Diane Warren]] and performed by [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]], and was the first song by the band to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100.
*Homestar's mention of "Morgan Shawshank" refers to ''Deep Impact'' star [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]], who played the President of the United States in the film and starred as Red in ''[[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|The Shawshank Redemption]]''.
**He also mentions [[Wikipedia:Robert Duvall|Robert Duvall]], who played Captain Spurgeon "Fish" Tanner in ''Deep Impact''.
*"Ned's cape 1.0" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Netscape|Netscape 1.0]], an internet browser released in 1994.
*[[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Lyons|Jeffrey Lyons]] is a film, theater, and television critic based in New York City. He has hosted several television programs based on film reviews, including the PBS-produced ''[[Wikipedia:Sneak Previews|Sneak Previews]]'' where he was one of the replacements for the original hosts, [[Wikipedia:Siskel & Ebert|Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert]].

==YouTube Version==
[[File:flashisdeadfakethumbnails.png|thumb|220px|"The death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!"]]
*The YouTube version is entitled "Flash is Dead!!"
*As with most of the YouTube versions of recent toons, a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|group of nine thumbnails]] appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. However, unlike the previous two toons with these fake thumbnails, all of the thumbnails present in this version are new. The thumbnails are as follows:
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[Homsar]] and F.Sack and in The Field as there's an explosion in the background. This is a reference to the "meteor" Strong Bad compared Flash's death to. || A thumbnail drawn by [[The Cheat]] reading "Pow'd by The Cheat", a reference to [[Powered By The Cheat]]. || [[Pom Pom]] is seen on blue gradiant without a head and his eyes moved onto his body. There is white text above him reading "The New Style!"
|-
| A cross-eyed dancing Bubs is on a gray floor against a purple polka-dotted background with the text above him reading "Still Dang Dancin'!", a reference to [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || A real-life plushie Strong Bad is seen in a room with a poster in the background. This plushie is first seen in a tweet by [[@StrongBadActual]]. || [[Puppet Homestar]] is with Mike again in "Coffee Time with Homestar + [[Mike]]" Episode 12. However, the name of the show is in black text in a white box and is over Mike's face.
|-
| There are four Strong Bads with one of their arms extended against a blue gradient || A peasant from Peasant's Quest Online? hovering over the [[Compé]]'s keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. The peasant is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || Multiple light brown, blue and white diagonal stripes. Text above reads "Cool Stripes w/ [[The Poopsmith]]"
|}
*After the thumbnails, the Easter eggs are played in the order of Bubs' Fallout Shelter, the monologue by F. Sack, and then Homestar Runner's dating website.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|flashisdead|}}
*[[youtube:L0nuQ5o2DYU|watch "Flash is Dead!"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Flash is Dead!

2015-08-06T14:32:33Z

Andyroid: /* Inside References */

{{toonnav|Shorts|flashisdead|The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:FlashisDead.png|thumb|right|"See? That's a chunk of Flash authoring interface right there!"]]
[[Flash]] is dying, and the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] have to head for the hills (or bushes) until they can learn [[Wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5.]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, F. Sack, {{film|Bubs}} (voice only), {{film|Coach Z}} (voice only)

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2015

'''Running Time:''' 2:00

'''Page Title:''' Oh man! We're so doomed!!

==Transcript==
''{The Flash Plugin Error appears reading "This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated" and the text below it reading "Activate Flash". Homestar Runner soon after pops up from below}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wo-ho! Check it out! I'm vulnerable and should be updated. ''{The scene pans out to show the error screen is a sign being held up by two planks, as Homestar Runner is in the field with it}'' Hey, that sounds like my dating profile!

''{Strong Bad runs to Homestar Runner, hyperventilating, with a filthy sack behind his back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dropping his sack}'' Homestar! What are you doing, man? This is horse giblets!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bending forward towards the sack}'' Oh, hello, horse giblets! ''{Strong Bad turns around at the sack}'' I thought you were just a filthy sack!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad turns around to Homestar as Homestar stands back upright}'' No, I'm not referring to the filthy sack, whose name incidentally is F. Sack. I'm talking about the situation, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What situation? I'm trying to update my dating profile.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Haven't you heard? Flash is dying!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well, good! I'm a way better runner than that guy anyways.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm talking about Flash. Like, what we breathe. The thing what creates us all.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were getting a little ''{Homestar's cap hovers a bit}'' religioso on me.

''{''hsbody'' layer and ''draw'' icons fall from the sky and embed themselves slightly into the ground}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh! See, that's a chunk of Flash Authoring Interface right there! It's falling apart! We gotta head for the hills!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are those hills? I always thought they was bushes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Figurative.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But actually, I never walked a couple of feet to find out for sure.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I meant it figuratively.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, let's do it right now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm being figurative.

''{Homestar runs towards the bushes in the background, eventually running into them and falling back.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blah! Bush. Definitely bush.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now listen. I've got enough classic motion tweens and deprecated actions in ol' F-sack here to last us at least six months until we can learn HTML5.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know what that stands for! Hyper-Text Markup Lotion! ''{Homestar holds up a lotion with the HTML Logo, minus the L, which is used at the bottom with the word "LOSCHE!".}'' Let me poop a little bit out for you. ''{Homestar squeezes the bottle three times}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope, nope, nope, the land of ten-thousand nopes. Homestar, the death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oohhh, I got you. Sounds like somebody's asking for another heaping helping of... ''{Homestar holds up a DVD cover of ''Deep Impact''}'' ''Deep Impact''!

''{Strong Bad groans}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{putting the DVD in front of his face and then impersonating a commander}'' Strong Bad, this is Morgan Shawshank, I need you to hit that meteor with every Duvall you've got.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Never mind. I'll be in Bubs' fallout shelter if anybody needs me. ''{Picking up his sack and walking away}'' Good luck with yourself, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't want to miss a thing!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in the distance}'' Wrong movie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, those were two different movies?

''{The Flash Plugin Error screen fills the scene with the text "Oh, man", and below it, "We gotta figure something out, fast!".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But they both came out, like, the same summer even.

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click on the Red Button on the Flash Plugin Error screen to see a scene with the Concession Stand
:''{the shutter of the Concession Stand is down and the sign reads "BUBS' FALLOUT 5HELTER"}''.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, where's the bathroom in this place? It's just a bunch of canned goods.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you know what they say, Strong Bad. Today's Pork and Beans is tomorrow's toilet.
:'''COACH Z:''' And in some rare cases, today's.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Bubs, I thought you said this fallout shelter was Coach Z-free.
:'''BUBS:''' Well, somebody's gotta carry on the human race.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' W-ah! I don't want to think about words any more.
* At the end, click on "gotta" to see Homestar's dating profile on his website.
<blockquote>head> )title(Untitled)title( /head} ,body. 
 
helscome my dating prolif 
 
its not done. 
 
Name: Homestar Michael (stipe) Runner 
Type: Single-ish no-armed whitey. Is vulnerable and 
should be updated. 
Status: Marzipan'd 
Likes: beans b/w rice. thats all i can think umf tonight. 
No likes: four door sedans. billfolds.
 
*this site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower</blockquote>
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to my dating profile. It's not done. Name, Homestar Michael Runner. Type! Single-ish no-armed whitey, is vulnerable and should be updated. Status, Marzipan'd! Likes! Beans backed with rice. Uhm, that's all I can think of tonight. No likes. Aw, this one is easy; four-door Sedans and billfolds! I don't even know what a billfold is. Boo-ding! This site is best viewed using Ned's cape 1.0 or lower.
* At the end, click on "fast" to see a scene with F. Sack.
:'''F. SACK:''' Aw man, Strong Bad. Sometimes, I wish you had named me "Horse Giblets". Better than that ol' name F. Sack; sounds unsavory.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[wikipedia:HTML|HTML]] stands for "HyperText Markup Language".

===Trivia===
*The entire short alludes to Flash's apparent discontinuation due to security issues in favor of the more modern and secure [[wikipedia:HTML5|HTML5]].

===Remarks===
*This is the sixth toon in a row not to include a [[toons without back buttons|back button]].
*On the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], the description reads "It's all over! Head for the hills!" in the [[New Stuff]] menu while the [[Shorts]] section reads "It's all over!".

===Fixed Goofs===
* Originally, the tall grass around objects embedded into the ground was different shade of green from the rest of the grass. It was fixed within a few minutes, with only the grass around the Flash authoring interface pieces remaining the alternate shade of green.

===Glitches===
*All three Easter eggs have a clickable field around them before Homestar finishes talking, but cannot be activated until then.

===Inside References===
*Homestar Runner's dating profile is a reference to [[Homestar Runner's Website]].
**The profile contains the phrase "[[beans]] [[b/w]] rice".
**Homestar describes his relationship status as [[-%27d Marzipan'd]].
*Strong Bad previously called Homestar a "no-armed whitey" in [[The Interview]].
*Homestar previously gave Strong Bad a ''[[Deep Impact]]'' DVD in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and [[Real-Live E-Mails]].
**The DVD cover appears here as a vectorized version with alternate text.

===Real-World References===
*Homestar mistakes Flash for the comic book hero of the same name, [[Wikipedia:Flash (comics)|The Flash]].
*Strong Bad references the [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. state nicknames|state nickname]] of Minnesota, "The Land of 10,000 Lakes".
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]] is a musician best known as the lead singer of the band [[Wikipedia:R.E.M.|R.E.M.]] He was the first inspiration for [[Strong Sad]]'s voice.
*Homestar confuses the Mimi Leder-directed film [[Wikipedia:Deep Impact (film)|''Deep Impact'']] with Michael Bay's more successful film [[Wikipedia:Armageddon (1998 film)|''Armageddon'']], both of which centered around objects hitting Earth with catastrophic consequences. As Homestar stated, both films came out in 1998; ''Deep Impact'' was released first, coming out on May 8 of that year while ''Armageddon'' was released on July 1.
*"[[Wikipedia: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing|I Don't Want to Miss a Thing]]" was a song from the soundtrack to ''Armageddon''. The song was written by [[Wikipedia:Diane Warren|Diane Warren]] and performed by [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]], and was the first song by the band to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100.
*Homestar's mention of "Morgan Shawshank" refers to ''Deep Impact'' star [[Wikipedia:Morgan Freeman|Morgan Freeman]], who played the President of the United States in the film and starred as Red in ''[[Wikipedia:The Shawshank Redemption|The Shawshank Redemption]]''.
**He also mentions [[Wikipedia:Robert Duvall|Robert Duvall]], who played Captain Spurgeon "Fish" Tanner in ''Deep Impact''.
*"Ned's cape 1.0" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Netscape|Netscape 1.0]], an internet browser released in 1994.
*[[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Lyons|Jeffrey Lyons]] is a film, theater, and television critic based in New York City. He has hosted several television programs based on film reviews, including the PBS-produced ''[[Wikipedia:Sneak Previews|Sneak Previews]]'' where he was one of the replacements for the original hosts, [[Wikipedia:Siskel & Ebert|Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert]].

==YouTube Version==
[[File:flashisdeadfakethumbnails.png|thumb|220px|"The death of Flash is equivalent to a giant meteor heading straight for the Earth!"]]
*The YouTube version is entitled "Flash is Dead!!"
*As with most of the YouTube versions of recent toons, a [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|group of nine thumbnails]] appears at the end of the cartoon, parodying YouTube's related video thumbnails. However, unlike the previous two toons with these fake thumbnails, all of the thumbnails present in this version are new. The thumbnails are as follows:
{| {{standardtable}}
|-
| [[Homsar]] and F.Sack and in The Field as there's an explosion in the background. This is a reference to the "meteor" Strong Bad compared Flash's death to. || A thumbnail drawn by [[The Cheat]] reading "Pow'd by The Cheat", a reference to [[Powered By The Cheat]]. || [[Pom Pom]] is seen on blue gradiant without a head and his eyes moved onto his body. There is white text above him reading "The New Style!"
|-
| A cross-eyed dancing Bubs is on a gray floor against a purple polka-dotted background with the text above him reading "Still Dang Dancin'!", a reference to [[Dancin' Bubs]]. || A real-life plushie Strong Bad is seen in a room with a poster in the background. This plushie is first seen in a tweet by [[@StrongBadActual]]. || [[Puppet Homestar]] is with Mike again in "Coffee Time with Homestar + [[Mike]]" Episode 12. However, the name of the show is in black text in a white box and is over Mike's face.
|-
| There are four Strong Bads with one of their arms extended against a blue gradient || A peasant from Peasant's Quest Online? hovering over the [[Compé]]'s keyboard on Strong Bad's desk. The peasant is leaving a bouncy, dashed white line behind him, à la [[Where U Goin' 2?]] || Multiple light brown, blue and white diagonal stripes. Text above reads "Cool Stripes w/ [[The Poopsmith]]"
|}
*After the thumbnails, the Easter eggs are played in the order of Bubs' Fallout Shelter, the monologue by F. Sack, and then Homestar Runner's dating website.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|flashisdead|}}
*[[youtube:L0nuQ5o2DYU|watch "Flash is Dead!"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Odd Marriages

2015-06-05T17:19:56Z

Andyroid:

[[Image:Man_And_Pleasant_Odor.png|thumb|"I now pronounce you man and pleasant odor."]]
Many characters in [[Free Country, USA]] appear to have '''married [[Items|inanimate objects]], animals, or other odd things'''. Whether they are actually married is usually uncertain.

== Appearances ==
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Tucksworth tells [[Caleb Rentpayer]] that he can't marry his guitar. Caleb says he can try.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] — [[Coach Z]] tries to tell [[Bubs]] that he married an M-300 class firework.
*[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]] — [[The Poopsmith]] tries to marry a batch of roses, but when he tries to kiss them, they wilt suddenly.
*Email [[the paper#DVD Version|the paper]] — In the DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says that [[The Paper]]'s return in [[email thunder]] was a "sham marriage". What the marriage was to is unknown.
*[[Trogday 08]] — Coach Z says that [[Wormdingler]] doesn't need any consummate V's to be his bride. He then displays great shame at saying this aloud.
*Email [[fan club]] — [[Strong Sad]] says that Bubs has been married at least twice.
*[[Play Date]] — [[The King of Town]] celebrates his 50th anniversary with [[Brunswick Stew]], calling it "the dollop of sour cream year".
*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Bad says he wants to marry the email's sender, Agnes from Sweden.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town ends up trapped in a loveless marriage to the queen of the mole people.
*[[Strong Bad reads The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden]] — In the original version of the book, the Porridge Maiden asks a string of eligible bachelors to marry her, but each of them claims to be married to his job, and in the end the Porridge Maiden ends up marrying Death. In Strong Bad's version of the story, the Lum Swooper is married to a lamp.

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

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2014-11-15T14:24:02Z

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==Who I Is==
A thirty-something aspiring scientist from southeast Pennsylvania. I've been a Homestar Fan since the early days of the [[Compy]] [[Strong Bad Emails]]. Besides Homestar Runner, I enjoy animation (both Western and Eastern), comics & manga, games of all sorts (be they computer, video, card, or board), science, folklore, and the works of Terry Pratchett.

==Faves/Least Faves==
*Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[alternate universe]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Cool Things]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]]
*Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Peasant's Quest]]
*Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
*Least Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[underlings]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Homestarloween Party]]
*Least Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Homestar Quiz]]
*Least Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

User:Andyroid

2014-11-15T14:19:11Z

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==Who I Is==
A thirty-something aspiring scientist from southeast Pennsylvania. I've been a Homestar Fan since the early days of the [[Compy]] [[Strong Bad Emails]]. Besides Homestar Runner, I enjoy animation (both Western and Eastern), comics & manga, games of all sorts (be they computer, video, card, or board), science, folklore, and the works of Terry Pratchett.

==Faves/Least Faves==
*Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[alternate universe]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]]
*Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Peasant's Quest]]
*Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
*Least Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[underlings]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Homestarloween Party]]
*Least Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Homestar Quiz]]
*Least Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

Homestar Ruiner

2014-06-19T02:27:52Z

Andyroid: /* Real-World References */

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[[Image:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png|thumb|"Actually, I don't think it's your face you should be worried about showing."]]

[[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|125px|left]][[Image:HomestarRuinerLogo.png|125px|left]]
'''Homestar Ruiner''' is the first episode of the ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]'' video game series. It has been rated T by the ESRB for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Mild Suggestive Themes. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

While [[Strong Bad]] is going about his usual routine - checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], etc. - [[Homestar Runner]] tells him about the [[Contests#Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race|Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race]]. Once Strong Bad hears of Homestar's intention to win this contest, he schemes to snatch victory from Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible grasp]]. But when his scheme backfires, he finds his house invaded by [[Duplicate Characters|Homestars]] unwilling to face the world again. Strong Bad has to repair Homestar's status if he ever wants to be free of his presence.

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (voice only, Easter egg), {{film|Marshie}} (as [[Gel-arshie]]), The Mole People, [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad cast]], {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}

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[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
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[[Race Track|The Race Track]] 
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]] 
[[Swimming Pool|The Swimming Pool]] 
[[Marzipan's House]] 
[[Marzipan's Gazebo]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle]]
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[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 
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'''Date:''' Monday, August 11, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Techno.PNG|<center>Computer room</center>
Image:SnakeBoxer5TitleScreen.png|<center>''[[Snake Boxer 5]]''</center>
Image:TgsComicCreator.PNG|<center>The interface of the Teen Girl Squad comic creator</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Stick.PNG|<center>The Stick</center>
Image:Strong Bad Bleachers Homestar Ruiner.png|<center>At the track</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Marzipan Strong Bad mailbox.png|<center>Marzipan's front yard</center>
Image:Sbcg4ap101 float.PNG|<center>A float of victory</center>
</gallery>
== Inventory ==
* Balloons
* Banana Peel
* Candy
* Candy Coupon
* The float's papier maché head
* [[Fluffy Puff]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Jela-Ton]]
* Hedge Clippings
* Homestar's Cell Phone
* Homestar's Clothing
* Homestar's Criminal Record
* Homestar costume (combination of Homestar's Clothing and the papier maché head)
* Marzipan's Shears
* Onion
* Plunger
* The Poopsmith's Shovel
* Strong Bad's clothes (to change back from the Homestar costume)
* [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
* [[Total Load]]
* Trophy

== Ranks==
#Academic Biathlete
#Midget Thumb Wrestler
#Rhythmic Curler
#Macro Golfer
#Forbidden Ice Dancer
#PVP Archer
#Polar Bear Vaulter
#Flaming Shot Putter
#Nitro Foosball Lineman
#Chainsaw Bocce Bowler (Champion's Belt received)
#Trogdor Polo Chucker

== Easter Eggs ==
* Enter the photo booth, interact with the top of the light closest to The Cheat. After the pointer changes shape, keep holding down the interaction button and drag the shirt onto Strong Bad to wear it.
** The shirt can also be obtained by walking off the right side of the photo booth three times, causing Strong Bad to walk under the floor. When he walks directly under the door and out of view, a sound will play, and he'll be wearing the shirt when he comes back into view.
*After prank calling everybody with Homestar's cell phone, you can prank call Homsar.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When digging for the Teen Girl Squad idea at the Track, Strong Bad says "Xie xie!" (rendered as "Hsieh hsieh!" by the game's subtitles). This is Mandarin ([[Wikipedia:Simplified Chinese character|simplified Chinese characters]]: 谢谢, [[Wikipedia:Traditional Chinese character|traditional Chinese characters]]: 謝謝) for "Thank you!"
*A [[Wikipedia:Sadie Hawkins dance|Sadie Hawkins dance]] (mentioned by Strong Bad after he trims the hedge in The Field) is a dance where females invite male dates, rather than the other way around.
*When listening to ''The Best of Brit-Pout, the Nineties Years'', Homestar says "I just can't stop gazing at my shoes". [[Wikipedia:Shoegazing|Shoegazing]] was a genre of music in the UK during the '80s and '90s.

=== Trivia ===
*The Wii Title ID is WBXx, where x is the region code (E for United States, P for Europe).
*One of the entries in the "Special Thanks" in the game's end credits is for this wiki itself.
*This is the only SBCG4AP episode to not receive an E10+ rating.

=== Remarks ===
*This is one of the few times a character mentions [[Free Country, USA]]. The last time this occurred was when Strong Bad said it in [[flashback]].
*An attempt to use the microwave in-game will result in a note that the door is stuck shut. However, at a certain point in the game, Homestar will open it without any problem--even while Strong Bad is in the middle of saying it's stuck shut.
*Throughout the game, [[The Paper]] accompanies as part of the in-game menu rather than [[New Paper]].
*A different font is used for the [[Lappy 486]] rather than its regular [[Fonts|font]], Glitch0.
* After Homestar leaves Strong Bad's kitchen, he leaves his chef hat on top of the microwave. And when Strong Bad takes it as a costume item, he describes it as "awesome". Although in [[narrator]], where the hat first appeared, both Strong Bad and Marzipan say it's dorky.
*If the player resets the race tape before stealing the record, the King of Town makes no move to capture "Homestar" even though there still is a nudity charge against him.
*If the player fails to beat Coach Z's time, Coach will say that he'll have to keep the trophy for another 3 years. However, the race is referred to as being "tri-annual", meaning "occurring three times a year", rather than "triennial", which would mean "once every three years."

=== Goofs ===
*At the non-garden party, the rollover for Marzipan and Homestar is spelled "MARZIPAN & HOMSETAR". This goof is only present in the Wii version.
*In Strong Bad's photo booth there is a clickable area above the camera. Clicking here turns the cursor into the Max shirt from the Telltale store (also occasionally chosen at random as Young Sam's costume in Sam and Max Episode 202: Moai Better Blues and Episode 204: Chariots of the Dogs). However, when put on Strong Bad, the shirt is yellow and has a picture of Nutter the squirrel from Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventures on it.
*The subtitles are incorrect in several places:
**When kicking the Cheat into the dryer, one of the subtitles misspells "Pixelated" (in "Holy Pixelated Trogdor!") as "Pix'''i'''lated". While "pixilated" is a real word meaning "mentally unbalanced", it seems more likely that he was referring to Trogdor's low-resolution graphics in the arcade game and [[Peasant's Quest]].
**Homestar Runner sings "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo" but the subtitles say "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo dooo".
**While Strong Bad says "some French guy said I should beat you up", the subtitles quote him as saying "some French guy said '''that''' I should beat you up".
**While most abbreviations have an apostrophe, no apostrophe is transcribed when Homestar says "puddin sack".
** After Strong Bad beats Coach Z's time in the Race to the End of the Race, he says that, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll ever do," but is subtitled as, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll '''ever ever''' do."
**In several responses from the Drive-Thru Whale, the "O" in "Blubb-O's" is lowercase.
**When the Drive-Thru Whale says "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'" the word "in" is transcribed rather than "is".
**During Marzipan's answering machine message, the word "polluted" is misspelled as "poluted" in the subtitles.
**When Strong Bad finds the last page of the Snake Boxer V manual, the subtitles refer to the "SECRET F'''RO'''BIDDEN LEVEL".
**In one of the possible insults Strong Bad can say to Bubs, the word "arm" is misspelled as "armed."
**In viewing the sign on Bubs' Concession Stand, Strong Bad begins a sentence with "If I ever had any money" but the subtitles start it with "'''And''' if I ever had any money".
**During one comment about the banner on Marzipan's gazebo, Strong Bad says "in which case" but the word "which" was left out in the subtitles.
**As Strong Bad comments that Snake Boxer 5 is "so much better than the unfortunate Snake Boxer 4: Lady Snake Parade" there is an unnecessary comma after the word "unfortunate".
**One of Bubs' lines advertising his stand has the subtitles read "Everybody wanna '''to''' buy something" for "Everybody wanna buy something".
**After Pom Pom cleans out his locker, Strong Bad will comment that Coach Z was serious when he told Pom Pom to clean out his locker, only the subtitles read "clear out his locker".
*Marzipan's mouth occasionally faces the wrong side of her head (away from Strong Bad and the direction she is facing) during conversations.
*If Marzipan's hedge is trimmed while she's inside after seeing the Homestar float ruined, she will speak to Strong Bad about the hedge but won't be there.
*If you click the calendar in Extended Play, Strong Bad says that it's "the day [he gets that] stupid party out of [his] house" when the party isn't even there.
*It's possible for Strong Bad to dig up what he refers to as "another" missing Teen Girl Squad notecard, even if he hasn't found any before that one.

=== Glitches ===
[[Image:HomestarRuinerBlueWallBug.jpg|thumb|Tech Shirt Glitch.]]
*If the subtitles are turned off, they will be erroneously enabled when Strong Bad checks his email. They will remain enabled afterwards until Strong Bad leaves his house, although the ''Settings'' screen will show them as '''Off'''. Toggling them on and off again under the ''Settings'' will rectify the problem.
*Sometimes the pixels on [[naked Homestar]] will be transparent. When this happens you will notice that all the pixels were covering was his shirt.
*While wearing the tech shirt in extended play near Strong Bad's house (and a few other locations) geometry issues will occur, resulting in what looks like a blue wall shooting out from the shirt.
*If the Luxa Lounger is extended (when it is unextended) and the radio set to the Latin music in Extended Play, the conga line will re-form even though it won't move.
**When the Luxa Lounger is set back, the conga line will disappear, but Homestar, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs and the King of Town will appear where they were when the party was still going on. These characters cannot be selected, and Strong Bad can walk right through them.
*As Strong Bad wears the Homestar head, it is sometimes invisible, so you see Strong Bad grab nothing.
*During the Teen Girl Squad comic, if you kill off the other three girls before the game scene (Give So and So the book, What's Her Face the car keys, and either Cheerleader or The Ugly One the cockroach.) and the last girl the hairspray, in the game scene Basketballa will kill her with FUNDAMENTALS! and the It's Over! screen will play. However, when Strong Bad tells you your score, instead of staying on the It's Over! screen, it will revert back to the scene of Basketballa being shocked that he killed a girl.
*Some characters' eyes, including Strong Bad's, may occasionally disappear. When this occurs, the eyes will remain gone until the player leaves the area.
*If you try sneaking into the Hall of Records in extended play, the Poopsmith will remain frozen after shoveling the first pile of whatsit until he spots you.
*If you prank call someone with Homestar's phone while in Strong Badia, the flag may grow to an enormous size, and remain so after the call is over.
==== Wii Version ====
*If the Wii or [[Wikipedia:Wii U|Wii U]]'s widescreen mode is turned on, talking to Coach Z in extended play results in the game freezing, requiring a hard reset. In addition, many of the cut scenes that play throughout the game will sometimes freeze, also requiring a hard reset.
*After Strong Bad plays [[Snake Boxer 5]], the background changes from the TV to the Computer Room before resuming Strong Bad's standing-up animation.
*If the game is saved while in the photo booth while wearing a shirt and then immediately turned off, then when you start only the collar of the shirt will be visible.
*If you repeatedly press B during the ending cutscene/credits, you will teleport to the computer room. You can move the pointer during this period, but you cannot do anything and must reset.
*While the people are throwing a party at Strong Bad's house, you can go through The King of Town's body while he's eating [[pizza]]. If you try to take a picture of Strong Bad through the King of Town's body, the game will freeze, forcing you to do a hard reset.
*When the King of Town is presenting the trophy to Strong Bad after winning the race, the game will freeze, forcing the player to do a hard reset. This only occurs in widescreen.
*If you delete all the emails and then undelete them, the first email (the one Strong Bad is answering in the game) will not be shown in the inbox and the trash will still indicate that there is an email in there even when it is empty. This is solved by restarting the game.
*When Strong Bad walks up to The Poopsmith while in The King of Town's Castle, Strong Bad's face goes through The Poopsmith when being captured.

==== PC Version ====
*Occasionally, Homestar's, Marzipan's, Bubs's, The Cheat's, Coach Z's, Strong Mad's, Strong Sad's, or Strong Bad's eyes are not visible upon entering an area. The same may also occur with Strong Mad's and Marzipan's mouths.
*Sometimes, when you start up the game, part of it will go offscreen and reappear on the screens other side (e.g. the menu's top part being on the bottom of the screen and the bottom of the menu on the top screen portion.)
*If you tap repeatedly to your touchscreen monitor while talking to a character, you will freeze the game until you stop or, occasionally, make your computer crash.

=== Inside References ===
*Homestar previously called his butt a "[[Glossary#T|twees]]" in [[lady fan]]. Also, Strong Bad mentions himself being a pain in the twees while looking at the "Nuisance Trophy".
*Strong Bad's pronunciation of "party" matches his pronunciation in [[nightlife]].
*Homestar mentions [[cake]] jugglers.
*Marzipan has previously written a [[Oh yeah yeah|song]] stating that she [[marzipan|really doesn't like Strong Bad at all]].
*Strong Bad mentions a [[French]] guy.
*This is another appearance of a [[cardboard box]].
*Strong Bad's song about you not being able to handle his [[style]] is a reference to [[modeling]].
*"Thoughts on a [[Bird]]" from [[Audition with Marzipan]] and [[The Luau]] plays at Marzipan's house.
*An ad for the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] plays on the TV in the basement.
*The music of "The Cheat's assorted Latin Rhythms" was first heard in [[pet show]].
*When hiding behind the King of Town's statue in the hall of records, Strong Bad lists the features of "Stealth Strong Bad", an imaginary action figure made by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Toys]].
*References to Strong Bad's [[style]] are made throughout the game.
*The music on the email menu is a remix of the music from the game show scenes in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad can wear [[Homestar Runner's Pants|Homestar Runner's "Pants"]].
**Additionally, Strong Bad can change his own pants.
*This introductory sequence features an instance of [[couch mumbling]].
**The video game title he mumbles is [[RhinoFeeder]].
*The music that plays in [[The Field]] comes from "A Grade A Gray Day" in [[fan club]].
*A poster for [[the Municipality]] can be found on the back of the lockers. The Municipality logo also appears on the Lappy screen just before the end credits.
*Strong Bad carves one of the hedges into the shape of [[Trogdor]].
**Occasionally in Snake Boxer 5's forbidden mode, when using the fire breath attack, Strong Bad will shout "Burninate!"
*This is another appearance of [[showering]].
*The main music heard at the House of the Brothers Strong is taken from the bar scene in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*When the King of Town gives Strong Bad the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, the music from [[Population Tire]] can be heard briefly.
*When you first enter the [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|living room]] the same music from [[do over]], [[Date Nite]], the Easter egg from [[Play Date]], and [[love poems]] plays.
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the opening of the email [[candy product]].
*The [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] can be seen on top of the messy pile over Strong bad's bed.
*While showering, Homestar sings the "Independent Girl" song from [[One Two, One Two]].
*When Strong Bad jumps into The King of Town's vent he says [[Catch Phrases#Dangeresque|"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"]]
*At the party, when Coach Z falls out the window, he exclaims "[[Fall Float Parade|I regret everything!]]"
*The loading screen's fading purple background is taken from the ending of [[retirement]].
*After putting on the Championship belt, Strong Bad will mention the Sizzle Weight belt and the Jack-Em Up Kid, which is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]].
*The voice of the newscaster heard on the TV is the same voice as the [[Cold Ones]] spokesperson in [[business trip]] and [[buried]], the [[Blubb-O's]] spokesperson in [[nightlife]] and [[Blubb-O's Commercial]], and Marzipan's [[Questionable Services|questionable]] surgeon in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]].
*The hedge that Strong Bad clips in Marzipan's yard closely resembles Homestar in [[fan club]].
*The flashback theme for [[The DNA Evidence]] plays while Strong Bad is outside the King of Town's castle.
*When Strong Bad first dons his Homestar disguise, his impersonation includes naming the sections of the [[Main Pages]].
*When Homestar is practicing in the locker room, he sometimes says "Look at me. Don't look at me. Look at me now." This is structured the same as a line from the commercial in [[Family Resemblence]].
*The theme music from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] plays when inside [[The King of Town's Castle]].
*The football music from [[Toikey TV]] plays at the Track.
*The music for [[action figure]] is played during the [[Contests|Race to the End of the Race]].
*When What's-Her-Face receives the car keys, her car "[[StrongBadZone|a-splodes]]".
*When What's-Her-Face's car "a-splodes", there is an appearance by two gangsters, one of whom bears a striking resemblance to Harvax XVII, the boss of [[Stinkoman_20X6_Walkthrough_Level_9|Level 9]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*Homestar used [[Total Load]] to make a smoothie in [[alternate universe]].
*Stratergery is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of strategy and surgery.
*During Homestar's stay at the House of the Brothers Strong, he would occasionally ask himself whether despair has one "[[g]]" or two, which is also a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] when [[Cheerleader]] asked the same thing about "uggs".
*During Strong Bad's conversation with Strong Sad, they refer to their [[parents]].
*The music that plays when Homestar found in Strong Bad's house was first heard in [[pizzaz]].
* On the curdled milk carton's side, you can see [[Senor Cardgage]]'s missing person information from [[kind of cool]].
*In one of Homestar's responses, he says he is "fresh as a [[Biscuits|biscuit]]".
*The first time Strong Bad puts hedge clippings on a hole in Marzipan's yard, he makes a short rap reminiscent of [[The Cheat Theme Song]].
* Strong Bad once again fills the pool with red gelatin, as he did in [[winter pool]].

=== Real-World References ===
*In the Wii version's banner animation, Strong Bad loads the file "CG4AP101.wad". [http://www.wiibrew.org/wiki/WAD_files WAD files] are the package format that stores program data and other files that WiiWare and Virtual Console games (as well as other Wii channels) use.
*When Homestar is on the phone with Marzipan, the way he says, "Yes? Yes. Yes. Yes? Noo! Yes. Yes?" is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Abe Lincoln Must Die!|episode 4]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Season One|Sam & Max Season One]]'', where Sam answers a phone with the Commissioner and says that in the same way.
**Additionally, the music which plays when Strong Bad acquires bonus items and trophies is ''Item Get'' from [[Wikipedia:Reality 2.0|episode 5]] of the same season.
*When investigating the stands near the track Strong Bad mentions the stands being emptier than a Stryper concert. [[Wikipedia:Stryper|Stryper]] was a Christian metal band from the '80s.
*When Strong Bad attempts to pick up the hurdle after the first run of the Race to the End of the Race, he claims that it must be made of some very heavy metal, and lists several materials he thinks it could be made of, including "black sabbath". [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]] was a heavy metal band which had great influence on the genre.
*After trimming the hedge near Bub's Concession Stand, having Strong Bad look at it leads him to call it "the [[Gibson Flying V|flying V]]". This is an actual guitar made by [[Wikipedia:Gibson Guitar Corporation|Gibson Guitar Corp.]] The hedge's shape is also accurate to the Gibson Flying V.
*Throughout most of the game, Strong Bad's fridge contains only a single jar of mayonnaise. In [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|''Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis'']], another point-and-click adventure game, Indiana Jones had only a single jar of mayonnaise in his fridge.
*Bubs will tell Strong Bad to "stay gold" after ending conversation. This is a reference to the book [[Wikipedia:The Outsiders|The Outsiders]] when the main character, Ponyboy, is told to "stay gold" from his friend.
*Strong Bad's [[DELETED|Deleted]] line, "Survey Says...DELETED!", is a reference to the popular game show [[Wikipedia:Family Feud|Family Feud]].
*If Coach Z discovers the Total Load in Pom Pom's locker before Strong Bad puts Homestar's racing career back together, he'll cry out "What in [[Wikipedia:Cypress Hill|Cypress Hill?]]". This may also refer to his fondness for hip-hop music.
*If Coach Z discovers Total Load in Pom Pom's gym bag after Strong Bad puts Homestar's racing reputation back together, he'll exclaim "Great Strong Sad's ghost!" This references the famous exclaiming line of "Great Caesar's ghost!" from the old television series, ''[[Wikipedia:Adventures of Superman (TV series)|Adventures of Superman]]''.
*After giving Marzipan the chocolates, Strong Bad says he gave her some "[[Wikipedia:Funky Cold Medina|Funky Cold Ma-Chocolates]]".
*When he collects all four trophies, Strong Bad speaks in a manner similar to the Count from [[Sesame Street]].
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the line "Check, Check one. Sibilance" spoken by Barry (Tom Hanks) while conducting a microphone check for the band Aerosmith, before their performance in a ''Wayne's World'' sketch in a 1990 episode of ''Saturday Night Live''.
*The "Jane Austentaceous Chamber Music Jam" CD (the third one in the See Dee Spinner) is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]], who wrote books set in nineteenth century England, when chamber music was common.
**Strong Mad's line just after turning on the CD for the first time is a reference to Austen's most famous book, [[Wikipedia:Pride and Prejudice|Pride and Prejudice]]. Mr. Darcy is a main character in the story.
*At the party, when complimenting Coach Z, Strong Bad speaks some Swedish, ending with "Bork, Bork, Bork", one of the many Mock-Swedish words said by [[The Muppets]]' {{p|l=http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Swedish_Chef Swedish Chef}}.
*When Strong Bad hides behind the bonsai bush in the King of Town's Castle, he says [[Wikipedia:It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown|"It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown"]].
*When kicking The Cheat into the dryer, The Cheatspeak is [[Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_(House_of_Strong)#The_Cheat|subtitled as ''Wii?'']].
*One of Strong Bad's metal detector finding comments contains the phrase, "I hope it's a-bubblin' crude." This is a reference to the theme song from the television show "[[Wikipedia: Beverly Hillbillies|The Beverly Hillbillies]]", where Jed Clampett strikes it rich by finding "a-bubblin' crude" oil.
*When Strong Bad walks near Homestar Runner at the field, one of the things he is chanting is "I must, I must, I must improve my bust," a reference to the young adult novel ''[[Wikipedia:Are You There_God? It's Me, Margaret|Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret]]'' by [[Wikipedia:Judy Blume|Judy Blume]].
*When Strong Sad comments on his asthma after Strong Bad looks at the Strong Sad trophy, Strong Bad replies with "Sucks to your asmar!", which is a quote from the book ''[[Wikipedia:Lord of the Flies|Lord of the Flies]]''.
*When seen and questioned about using hedge shears on the Homestar float by Marzipan, Strong Bad responds, "I'm giving him [[Wikipedia:Shave and a Haircut|a shave? and a haircut? two bits?]]".
*Strong Bad exclaiming "Shape of a moron!" whenever he puts on his Homestar costume, and "Luxa Lounger powers, activate!" whenever he reclines the Luxa Lounger, is a parody of the exclamations the [[Wikipedia:Wonder Twins|Wonder Twins]] make whenever they transform.
*While Homestar is in the locker room he will occasionally say [[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|"No whammies... no whammies... no whammies..."]].
*While preparing for the race on the field, Homestar might start humming the theme music of ''[[Wikipedia:Chariots of Fire|Chariots of Fire]]''.
*Just before finding Homestar on his couch, Strong Bad mentions that he "didn't even have to use my [[Wikipedia:AK-47|AK]]", a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:It Was a Good Day|It Was A Good Day]].
*Strong Bad's acceptance speech is lifted almost verbatim from [[Wikipedia:Lou Gehrig|Lou Gehrig's farewell address]] at Yankee Stadium in 1939. The address was immortalized in the movie ''Pride of the Yankees'': "Today... I consider myself... the luckiest man... on the face of the earth."
*When Strong Bad gets the plunger in The K.O.T's Castle, he says "By the Power of.. Brownskull!" This refers to [[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]] when the young warrior calls out "By the power of Grayskull!"
*The prize for the Race to the End of the Race is the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] by [[Wikipedia:Lemon Demon|Lemon Demon]] that became a highly popular Flash cartoon.
*One of Coach Z's exclamations mentions Olympian [[Wikipedia:Bruce Jenner|Bruce Jenner]], who was a renowned track-and-field star.
*When caught by The Poopsmith every other time, Strong Bad will say, "Oh crunchberries." Crunch Berries is a variation of the cereal [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]].
*If the King of Town eats the box of Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts and walks away before Marzipan answers the door, Strong Bad would curse this by saying, "Rassin frassin King of Town grumble mumble..." This references the snickering dog [[Wikipedia:Muttley|Muttley]], who would grumble about the abusiveness of his boss, [[Wikipedia:Dick Dastardly|Dick Dastardly]].
*If Coach Z finds Total Load in Strong Mad's Locker, he will jump from nowhere and yell "Oh Yeah" much like the Kool-Aid Man, who would exclaim "Oh Yeah" after jumping through a wall or similar object.
*Homestar's line, "I feel like I could take on the world", is also spoken by the Purple Tentacle in [[Wikipedia:Day of the Tentacle|Day of the Tentacle]].
*After throwing the candy down a hole and checking it, Strong Bad may make reference to [[Wikipedia:C.H.U.D.|CHUDs]].
*The Drive-Thru Whale's response "Special orders can be upsetting" may be a reference to an old [[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King]] jingle: "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce / Special orders don't upset us"

=== Fast Forward ===
*[[The Municipality]]'s prominence in the second SBCG4AP episode, [[Strong Badia the Free]] is foreshadowed when their poster appears in the locker room and when their logo appears on the [[Lappy 486]]'s monitor at the end.
**The next episode's events are further foreshadowed in extended play, when The King of Town threatens to tax Strong Bad.
*The [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style|intro song]] mentions that Strong Bad's style shines like "An imploding star... a burning car". A puzzle in [[Baddest of the Bands]] features both an imploding star and a burning car, as noted by Strong Bad.
**Additionally, the same line in the song is used as a hint in the game, albeit with the two subjects swapped over.
*In Baddest of the Bands Strong Bad asks Coach Z where are the trophies he won in the episode, which Coach Z has sold for two bucks. Strong Bad also comment about the showers smelling "Homestar onion soup" a reference of a puzzle in the episode. Strong Bad also mentions the hedge shears in this episode.
*Strong Bad "winning" the Jela-Ton would be followed up with the receipt of ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder'' in [[8-Bit is Enough]].
*Episode 5's conclusion has Strong Bad mumbling about ''RhinoFeeder'' in his sleep, just like in this game's introduction.

== External Links ==
*[[SBCG4AP:homestarruiner|Official episode webpage]]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay1|Watch the gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
**[http://telltale.vo.llnwd.net/o15/videos/sbcg4ap/homestar101/homestar101gameplay.flv FLV video file for "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay2|Watch the second gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[YouTube:wCGdWBRgMIQ|YouTube mirror of the older version of the first gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-337|Read May 14, 2008 press release about "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/homestarruiner/walkthrough Read a bare-bones walkthrough of "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[forum:14052|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner" trailer]]
*[[forum:14627|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner"]]
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep1homestarruiner Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.strategyinformer.com/pc/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html Strategy Informer review]
*[http://www.mixnmojo.com/features/read.php?article=sb11 Mix 'n Mojo review]
*[http://adventuregamers.com/article/id,904/ Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/08/review-strong-b.html Wired review]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/08/11/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner/2695 GameCyte review]
*[http://vooks.net/modules.php?module=reviews&id=251 Vooks review]
*[http://www.gamezine.co.uk/reviews/game-types/adventure-games/strong-bad’s-cool-game-attractive-people-–-episode-1-homestar-ruiner-review-pc--$1235827.htm Gamezine.co.uk review]
*[http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/08/11/wii-fanboy-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Wii Fanboy review]
*[http://www.nintendojo.com/interviews/view_item.php?1218470528 Nintendojo review and interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=multimodule&tag=multimodule;picks;img;1 GameSpot review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/strongbad/ Video Game Generation review]
*[http://pc.ign.com/articles/898/898028p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.gamersmark.com/reviews/view/1284 Gamersmark review]
*[http://www.vgblogger.com/?p=3602 VGBlogger review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/08/strong_bad_episode_1_homestar_ruiner Wii Ware World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/102553/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Game Pro review]
*[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/index.php?option=com_magazine&id_rubrique=1&type=article&id_article=184 Hardcore Gamer review]
*[http://www.n-europe.com/review.php?rid=396 N-Europe review]
*[http://www.zentendo.com/reviews.php?articleId=406&page=1 Zentendo review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode1homestarruinerreview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=11781 Jolt Online Gaming review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_1_homestar_r1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/61-20587/reviews/ Giant Bomb review]
*[http://kotaku.com/5035418/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner-review Kotaku review]
*[http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/08/11/4cr-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ 4 Color Rebellion review]
*[http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2008/08/11/review-strongbads-cool-game/ The BBPS review]
*[http://www.mywii.com.au/FeaturedReview.aspx?id=798 MyWii.com.au review]
*[http://www.games32.com/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-(PC)-Reviews/p2000_articleid/750 Games32 review]
*[http://www.frictionlessinsight.com/archives/2008/08/strong-bads-coo-1.html Frictionless Insight review]
*[http://www.aeropause.com/2008/08/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-review-pc/ Aeropause review]
*[http://modern-gamer.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=320&Itemid=1 Modern Gamer review]
*[http://www.gamersdailynews.com/article-320-Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-Review.html Gamers Daily News review]
*[http://www.teletext.co.uk/gamecentral/features-reviews/75cc4891433da80e4e235bc7dea1104d/Strong+Bad+Episode+1+(Wii).aspx Teletext GameCentral review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/398/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Strong Badia the Free

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Andyroid:

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[[Image:Strong Badia the Free.png|thumb|"We can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town."]]

[[Image:StrongBadiaTheFreeIcon.png|125px|left]]
[[Image:StrongBadiatheFreeLogo.png|125px|left]]

'''Strong Badia the Free''' is the second episode of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]''. It has been rated E10+ for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Use of [[Alcohol]] by the ESRB. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

[[The King of Town]] becomes tyrannical and institutes an email tax. For not paying said tax, [[Strong Bad]] is placed under house arrest with an exploding collar strapped around his neck. After Strong Bad escapes, he announces that [[Strong Badia]] will secede from [[Free Country USA]], and attempts to rally his fellow citizens into joining him. When everyone instead goes off to form their own countries, Strong Bad must unite the fractured nations under one banner (namely, his) in order to complete his mission to overthrow The King of Town's "fat-thority".

A brief trailer for the game is included in [[Homestar Ruiner]].

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'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}

{|
|+ '''Places:''' (''see also: [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free]]'')
|- valign="top"
|
: [[House of the Brothers Strong|Bleak House]]
:: [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]]
:: [[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]]
:: [[Strong Bad's Room]]
:: [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]]
:: [[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]]
:: [[Strong Sad's Room]]
:: [[Computer Room]]
:: [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]]
|
: [[The Field]]
:: [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concessionstan/Concessionstantinople]]
:: [[Strong Badia|Strong Badia/The Cheat and Tirerea]]
:: [[The Gremlin|Frontzeatserland/Hatchbackistan]]
:: [[Snap Shak|Snapshakland]]
:: [[Drive-Thru Whale|50% Off Apple Pie Charts]]
:: [[The Stick|Sticktenstein]]
:: [[The Brick Wall|Union of Soviet Socialist Repubricks]]
|
: [[The King of Town's Castle]]
: [[Homsar Reservation]]
: [[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]]
: [[The Stone Bridge|Country]]
: [[Marzipan's House|Marzistar/Homezipan]]
|}

'''Date''': Monday, September 15, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

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== Preview Transcript ==
[[Image:SBCG4AP 2 trailer.png|thumb|"Hey, that's the name of this—"]]
''{The screen shows "In the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and fades to Strong Bad walking in from the right. The backdrop is the Strong Badian Flag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Friends and losers, my long incarceration has taught me that we can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town. Hence to forthwith, I shall only refer to him as the Of Town. As of today, Strong Badia is its own, independent nation. Onward to Strong Badia, Strong Badia the Free!

''{Record scratch is heard and Homestar comes into view}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's the name of this—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Shut up. ''{Homestar becomes sad}''

''{The screen shows "STRONG BADIA the FREE" and a no sign is covering the Municipality logo. The screen then changes to "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: New episode every month!"}''

''{Strong Mad is seen behind a cutout of a tarantula holding a guitar with the Taranchula logo underneath, and a red spider cutout in one hand and blue spider cutout in another}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{waves blue cutout}'' ICE BREATH! ''{waves red cutout}'' FIRE BREATH!

''{On the Wii version, cuts to "Play it on Wiiware". On the PC version, cuts to "www.telltalegames.com"}''

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:SBCG4AP Municipality.PNG|<center>The Municipality</center>
Image:SBCG4AP 2 Protest.PNG|<center>Protesting the Email tax</center>
Image:Bleak House.PNG|<center>Bleak House</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Homsar Reservation.PNG|<center>Homsar Reservation</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Country.PNG|<center>Country</center>
</gallery>

== Inventory ==
*3-Ring Binder
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*Clockwork Strong Bad Doll
*Fake Sword
*[[Glowstick]]
*Katana
*Paper Crown
*Pillow
*Pilot Wings
*Pottery Shard
*Power Strip
*Pretendix
*Quesos (Strong Badian currency)
*Red Towel
*Stuffing
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (now with shovel attachment)
*[[Tony Stony]]
*Tuning Fork

== Ranks ==
#Neighborhood Watch Chief
#Hall Monitor
#Junior High Class Treasurer
#Deputy Mayor
#House Minority Whip
#Secretary of the Posterior
#President Elect
#El Jefe Mas Grande
#Chancellor of the 7 Realms
#Lord High Fantasticus
#Über-Pope (or Uber-Pope) ''{see [[Strong_Badia_the_Free#Wii_Version|glitches]] below}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"Roi" is [[French]] for "King", thus explaining the pseudonym "Roy T."
*Strong Bad uses [[Wikipedia:Morse Code|Morse Code]] to communicate with the lighter.

===Trivia===
*On the PC version, costume items unlocked in Homestar Ruiner carry over to Strong Badia the Free (these must be unlocked, either by getting them in Homestar Ruiner, or by editing the [[Wikipedia:Windows Registry|Windows Registry]]). On the Wii version, the costumes are automatically unlocked, regardless of if you have the costumes on a Homestar Ruiner save file (or even if you don't have a Homestar Ruiner save file at all).
*When visiting the King of Town at his castle in the extended play mode of [[Homestar Ruiner]], he threatens to tax Strong Bad. Strong Bad responds with, "That sounds...ominous."
*The preview was added to the [http://www.nintendo.com/wii/channels/nintendochannel Nintendo Channel] on September 15, 2008 under the title "Strong Bad Episode 2: {{PAGENAME}}"
*This is the only episode where all twelve main characters appear onscreen; Homsar's only other appearance was [[Baddest of the Bands]], which lacked The Poopsmith. [[8-Bit is Enough]] also lacks Pom Pom.

===Remarks===
*Upon getting drafted into the Homestarmy, Coach Z claims to have never won anything before in his life, despite having the record time for completing the FCUTRER in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*It is unclear whether The Cheat has his own lighter or Telltale Games removed the [[BMW Lighter|BMW Logo from Strong Bad's lighter]] for trademark purposes.
*One of the emails Strong Bad receives is from Athens, [[Georgia]], but Strong Bad pronounces GA as an unemphasized "Guh". [[The Brothers Chaps]] are from Georgia, and Mike went to the University of Georgia, which is in Athens. Their sports mascot is a live bulldog named UGA, pronounced "UH-guh".
*Pom Pom is notably absent in the Maps & Minions game at the Of Town's Castle.
*If you use the Glowsticks on Strong Bad in Pompomerania with The Cheat present, Strong Bad will say it's no time for a rave even though one is in progress.
*When you talk to Strong Sad and talk about his constitution in [[Bleak House]], he will show his flag. However, if you already burned the flag, he will act like if you never burned it and the camera will face where it was formerly placed.
*The Cheat uses a yield sign to write the name of his country in Strong Badia. On the map, the area cut out of Strong Badia is in the shape of the stop sign.

===Goofs===
*On the Wii Shop Channel download page in Europe, Videlectrix is misspelled as "Videoelectrix".
*If you skip speaking with Strong Sad about Cold Ones until after he has had his pretendix removed, he will complain about his alleged pretendicitis despite having already had the surgery for it.
*If you activate the mysterious pylon in the Homsar Reservation before making the super-glowy drink in Pompomerania, Strong Bad calls out to remind the astronauts to give him ice cream he has never asked for.
*When Strong Sad is commenting on one of the papier-mâché skulls, he claims it's "this week's jumble", but the subtitles read "last week's jumble".
*In Cave Girl Squad, when [[What's Her Face]] says "some kinda weird CG-filled special", the speech bubble leaves out the word "weird".

===Glitches===
*Sometimes Bubs will be stuck facing the black market door instead of the concession stand. As a result, the black market door will not open, and Bubs will be facing the wall when you try to talk to him from the front of the stand.
*When lighting certain objects on fire, sometimes the flames do not appear until Strong Bad leaves and returns to the area. This glitch is known to occur with the bush on the Homsar Reservation, the kimono in Club Technochocolate, the smoke detector and messy pile in Bleak House, and the skulls in Country.
*Sometimes, when in Extended Play, attempting to save to Slot 3 will result in the game freezing, buzzing and require a hard reset.
*While in Bleak House, examine the bookcase in Strong Sad's room while outside the room. Then walk by his bed. While Strong Bad talks about the bookcase, he may slide towards the bed without moving his feet.
*Digging up the Strong Badia shirt will cause another hole to appear in Strong Badia, in front of the flagpole, near the cinder block.
*An error in Math Kickers will give you the rank of "Über-Pope" or "Uber-Pope" if you exceed a score of 4000 points, with everything else already maxed out. In the Wii version, the rank is "Über-Pope" (however, the Ü appears as a box) and is "Uber-Pope" in the PC version.
**The reason the Ü appears as a box is because it is an irregular character. In systems that can only support regular characters, they will appear as a different symbol (usually a box) other than the irregular character.
*If you save in an area and play the game again from where you left off, then it will sometimes cause characters to return to that area, usually all the ones from a certain time in the game. For example, if you do this in Marzistar (a.k.a. Homezipan), it will make Pom Pom, Strong Sad and occasionally Strong Mad holding The Cheat reappear in their pre-castle attack positions.
*After making it to Marzistar, if you return to the Homsar Reservation, Strong Sad and Homsar will no longer be there. However, when you click on the trunk, Strong Bad will still talk to Strong Sad's voice as if Strong Sad was there. Also, the bush will no longer be on fire if it was previously lit, and when lit again Homsar will say "AaAaAa...Nice try alligator!", even though he is no longer there.
**Additionally, the bush will not be lit in extended play.

====PC Version====
*Occasionally some characters' eyes are not visible upon entering an area.
*Talking to Strong Sad at the end in Extended Play will sometimes make your mouse appear in the cutscene, allowing you to click on any object while Strong Sad and Strong Bad are still talking.
*Sometimes, after focus has been removed from and returned to the game window, dialogue will start a split-second before where it was when focus was removed.
*Sometimes, after Strong Sad gets his pretendix removed, a gray slice will be on the top of the screen. This will stay there until you leave the Homsar Reservation.
**This can happen only if the the screen is windowed and your mouse is outside the window.

====Wii Version====
*Skipping the speech before starting the Peace Draft seems to make the transition in to a straight cut to black with a small slice of cut out showing the screen. This stays a few seconds into the scene before stopping. It also happens at the end of the scene, and it appears when looking at the map.
*Playing Math Kickers will sometimes freeze the game, causing the game to emit a strange buzzing noise and require a hard reset.
*Pausing the game with the "home" button during transcript causes the last word in a phrase to be repeated.

====Playstation 3 Version====
*The King of Town's castle does not appear in the background of Marzistar/Homezipan.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad calls himself "Strong Bad of the [[Underwear|mighty tighty-whities]]".
*The song that plays in Pompomerania is from [[geddup noise]].
*When doing the draft, Homestar uses his microphone from [[The Show]].
*The first sighting of Pom Pom in Pompomerania mimics his pose from the Theme Song.
*The music that plays at Marzistar is a remix of Homestar's Theme Song.
*Bubs was established as a black marketeer in [[licensed]].
*The brochure for the [[On Point Kings]] and the [[Homestarmy]] poster are from [[more armies]].
*The first part of the music that plays during the trailer is also from [[more armies]].
*The Teen Girl Squad was previously spun off in [[Teeny Tiny Girl Squad]].
*Strong Bad notes (and tries to explain) the delay of [[Dangeresque 3]].
*Coach Z's land cannot be conquered, as he is busy with [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
*Homestar takes offense when Strong Bad asks people to take up arms against the King of Town, in part because [[Lack of visible arms|he doesn't appear to have any]].
**In addition, during a letter from the front, Homestar says he can't wait "to be in [[Marzipan|Marzipan's]], ahem, arms again."
*"Fat-thority" is a [[portmanteau]] of "fat" and "authority".
*One of Homsar's responses, "I'm a song from the '60s!", is lifted from [[interview]], as is "'Twas the pride of the Peaches!", which Strong Bad says after being enlightened to Homsar's ways, claiming that it is the answer to everything.
*The flag of the Homsar Reservation features Homsar's hat as well as [[fan club|his "parents": a cup of coffee and a chipwich]], also after conquering the Homsar Reservation, the narrator says, "Raised by a cup of coffee indeed."
*One of the Whale's sayings is "Get your lighter from the anvil, please." Strong Bad actually gets his lighter from The Cheat, who was compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]
*Strong Bad mentions [[Frank Bennedetto]] falling in battle during the events of [[army]]. Many of Frank's "brothers" are on the draft wheel.
**Also on the draft wheel is [[Li'l Brudder]], which upon landing on it, Homestar will start to break down crying.
*In Marzistar's garden, Strong Bad calls Strong Mad and The Cheat "Lugnut & Squeak", just as he did in [[narrator]].
*Creamy Ding snack cakes, which the King of Town enjoys, look remarkably similar to [[Swiss Cake Rolls]].
*Homestar says that Strong Bad is always "[[Homestar Ruiner|beating the various stuffings out of me]]".
*Many places on the "Maps and Minions" board have been mentioned before, including [[Peasant's Quest|Scalding Lake]], [[Sick Day|Rotten Egglund]], and [[underlings|Stink's Reach]].
*The collar and invisible fence are supposed to [[StrongBadZone|make Strong Bad's head a splode]].
*Using the katana or the lighter on Pom Pom will cause Strong Bad to reference the events in [[pom pom]].
*"Wearing animal heads is so 3rd issue!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], in which Cheerleader wore an [[elephant]] head.
*One of the King of Town's saved email addresses on his [[Snacky 186]] is [[pizza joint|thepizz@virtualpizz.biz]].
*During the Maps & Minions game, when The Of Town battles Strong Mad, he exclaims "I regret everything", a line said by Coach Z in [[Fall Float Parade]] and the [[Homestar Ruiner|previous episode]].
*Also in Maps & Minions, the player can instigate a battle between The Cheat and Strong Sad, although the outcome is different from Homestar's prediction in [[The Interview]].
*"Sweet recently divorced lady freedom!" is an instance of [[Sweet Lady X]].
**It also is likely a direct reference to [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which Strong Bad metaphorically "makes out" with Sweet Lady Freedom.
*Homestar mentions [[bathroom privileges]].
*The clockwork Strong Bad that Bubs sells initially sings [[flag day|Strong Badia's National Anthem]] and then malfunctions and gets the [[jibblies]].
*Strong Bad may "knight" Coach Z as "[[Coach Zed]], Lord High Protector of [[Butt-Patting|Butt-Pattery]]".
*Homsar's comment that Strong Bad's gibberish sounds like a "two-years-old boy" uses a line from [[Main Page 15]].
*When Strong Bad gets up from the King of Town's computer stool, it plays [[The Geddup Noise|The Standing Up Noise]].
*Homestar nearly [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] with his statement of "Hey, that's the name of this—" (presumably going to finish with "episode" or "game"), but was stopped by Strong Bad, who tells him to shut up.
*Upon speaking to Marzipan, Strong Bad calls her "Marzip0wned ('Marzi-puh-owned'), or however you pronounce that". This is reminiscent of his confusion over "p0wned" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
*Once, Strong Bad calls Strong Sad Dr. [[Saddy Dumpington|Dumpington]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad addressing people in front of a giant flag is a reference to the opening scene in [[Wikipedia:Patton (film)|Patton]].
*Strong Bad's exploding collar is most likely inspired by [[Wikipedia: Battle Royale|Battle Royale]].
*The Brick Wall being renamed the Union of Soviet Socialist Repu''bricks'' echoes the real-life [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]].
*When Strong Bad responds to the email from Paul in [[French]] he calls him [[Wikipedia: Les Paul|Les Paul]].
*Strong Bad refers to the King of Town's rule as [[Wikipedia:Laissez-faire|"lazy faire"]].
*Strong Bad calls one of his email writers [[Wikipedia:Jules Verne|"JULES the VERNE"]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Bleak House|Bleak House]]'' is a novel by [[Wikipedia:Charles Dickens|Charles Dickens]]. Also, when he drafts himself into the Homestarmy, Homestar refers to himself as an "Artful Draft Dodger", a reference to Dickens' character, [[Wikipedia:Artful Dodger|The Artful Dodger]].
*As ruler of Bleak House, Strong Sad refers to himself as His Lordship, King Cooldearius Strong Sad Allan Poe the First, a nod to poet [[Edgar Allan Poe]].
*Strong Bad once calls Strong Sad "Doo-doo-ronemy", a titular reference to the [[wikipedia:Book of Deuteronomy|Book of Deuteronomy]] in the Bible and Torah.
*Coach Z's territory is named "Coachnya", which echoes the Russian province of [[Wikipedia:Chechnya|Chechnya]]. Chechnya also tried to secede and failed.
*[[The Stick]] is known as "Shticktenstein", which derives from [[Wikipedia:Liechtenstein|Liechtenstein]].
*Despite what Marzipan may think, "Model UN" is a school-based activity in which students roleplay as ambassadors to the United Nations from various countries.
*The nation of "Front-au-Fence" takes its name from [[Wikipedia: Port-au-Prince|Port-au-Prince]], Haiti.
*Bubs's nation of Concessionstan is a reference to several Asian countries whose names end in -stan, most of which were part of the [[Wikipedia:Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]].
*Bubs's nation's capital of Concessionstantinople is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]], the former name of [[Wikipedia:Istanbul|Istanbul]].
*The bonus costume that Strong Bad unlocks is the [[wikipedia:Sam & Max|Max]] skull-and-crossbones T-shirt, which can actually be bought on [[Telltale Games]]' online store.
*Homestar's "letter" back to Marzipan, detailing the siege on the Of Town's castle is presented in a style similar to [[Wikipedia:Ken Burns|Ken Burns]]' 1990 documentary [[Wikipedia:The Civil War (documentary)|The Civil War]], with sepia-toned backgrounds and violin music in the background.
*Strong Sad mentions [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark]].
*Pompomerania takes its name from [[Wikipedia:Pomerania|Pomerania]].
*The Pompomeranian flag is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Japan|Japan]].
*The flag of Concessionstan, with its red background and yellow symbols in the upper left corner, resembles that of many [[Wikipedia:Communism|communist]] nations, notably the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] and the [[Wikipedia:People's Republic of China|People's Republic of China]].
*Strong Mad exclaiming "Let my people go!" and Strong Bad asking for messages from a burning bush are both references to the Biblical figure [[Wikipedia:Moses|Moses]].
*"No taxin' without representin'" is Coach Z's unique twist on "[[Wikipedia:No taxation without representation|No Taxation Without Representation]]", a slogan used by the American colonists against [[Wikipedia:George III|King George III]] of England.
*Coach Z calls the effigy, before being dressed like the King of Town and burned up, "Stickball Jackson." This references the great [[Wikipedia:Confederate States Army|Confederate]] general, [[Wikipedia:Stonewall Jackson|Stonewall Jackson]].
*If the Darwin card is played in Teen Girl Squad, the girls will call him "Chuck D", the name of the socially-conscious member of the influential rap group [[Wikipedia:Public Enemy (band)|Public Enemy]].
*Strong Bad mentions he got the the Taranchula Standee at [[Wikipedia:December to Dismember|December to Dismember]]
*By using the alien in the second scene of Cave Girl Squad, a monolith from [[Wikipedia:2001: A Space Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]] appears, while Strong Bad hums [[Wikipedia:Also sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)|the theme from the movie]].
*Coach Z saying that "they've all overbid" and wagering a dollar after being picked in the draft is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]].
*Homestar and Marzipan dividing their land is a direct reference to the division of [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]] and its capital, [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]], complete with Checkpoint The Cheat substituting for [[Wikipedia:Checkpoint Charlie|Checkpoint Charlie]] (aka the Berlin Wall).
*The [[Homsar Reservation]]'s name and Homsar's accent when he speaks normally are references to the [[Wikipedia:Native American|Native American]] stereotype.
*When Strong Bad looks at the wall, he asks who "will be first up against it when the Revolution comes", which is a quote from [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams']] ''[[Wikipedia: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'' book series.
*When Homestar says "What is my major malfunction", it is most likely a reference to the movie [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Jacket|Full Metal Jacket]].
*Strong Mad says "None shall pass", a quote from ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'', if Strong Bad should attempt to cross the stone bridge before fighting the Taranchula standee.
*Strong Bad says the King of Town's fridge-throne is [[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]] compliant.
*One of the lines when highlighting the "preview" option in the Main Menu refers to [[Wikipedia:Martin Luther King|Martin Luther King]] and his "I Have a Dream" speech.
*While worrying about his having an inflammation of his pretendix, Strong Sad fears that he may have a "rumble in [his] tumble." This refers to [[Wikipedia:Winnie the Pooh|Winnie the Pooh]], who, when he gets hungry, claims to have a "rumbly in [his] tumbly."
*One of Strong Bad's hints mentions "Kong-Quest", which happens to be part of the title of [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest|Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]].
*The three headed spider in Country is like Trinexx, the guardian of Turtle Rock Dungeon in ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]:[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|A Link To The Past]]''.
*When Strong Bad tries to ask Homestar to leave the castle, he calls Homestar Dudley Dorkright, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jay Ward|Jay Ward's]] cartoon mounty, [[Wikipedia:Dudley Do-Right|Dudley Do-Right]].
*Hatchbackistan is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Pakistan|Pakistan]].
**The flag says, "If the nation's a-rockin', you know what to don't come do." This is a reference to [[Stevie Ray Vaughan]]'s song, "The House is Rockin'".
*Poopslovakia is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]].
*Front Seatserland is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Switzerland|Switzerland]].
*Right before attacking the King of Town's castle, Coach Z shouts "Vive Le Revelation!", a reference to the phrase "¡Viva La Revolución!", which is commonly associated with [[Wikipedia: Che Guevara|Che Guevara]].
*The board game played at the end of the episode resembles such popular turn based strategy games as [[Wikipedia: Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] or [[Wikipedia: Fire Emblem|Fire Emblem]].
*One rank is "Secretary of the Posterior". This is one title [[Sam & Max|Max]] can convey to Superball in "Abe Lincoln Must Die".
*There is a line in one of the King of Town's emails about food that says, "There's an extra tuppence in it for you if you hurry." This is a reference to [[Wikipedia:A Christmas Carol|A Christmas Carol]], when Ebenezer Scrooge offers a boy a small amount of money to come back with a prized turkey, and an extra tuppence if he hurries.
*Homestar says that Marty Benedetto has been classified "4-H". This is a mangling of the 4-F classification under the [[Wikipedia:Selective Service System|Selective Service System]] and a reference to the [[Wikipedia:4-H|4-H]].
*Strong Bad's mention of the King of Town being stuck in the bathtub is a reference to [[Wikipedia:William Howard Taft|William Howard Taft]], the 27th [[Presidents|President of the United States]], who once got stuck in the White House bathtub and therefore had an oversized bathtub installed.
*When Strong Bad finds out that Strong Sad drank water from the [[Homsar Reservation]], he panics and, when listing off the diseases it can cause, adds "[[Wikipedia:Qatar|Qatar]]! [[Wikipedia:Libya|Libya]]! [[Wikipedia:Mozambique|Mozambique]]!"
*Bubs's line, "I've been everywhere, man!" echoes the [[Wikipedia:Johnny Cash|Johnny Cash]] song [[Wikipedia:Unchained (Johnny Cash album)|I've Been Everywhere]], including the same beat and inflection.
*Strong Sad's line about the tuning fork, "It belongs in a museum!", is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]] when Indiana Jones says that about an ornamental cross.

===Fast Forward===
*At the end of the game, Strong Bad wonders if his [[Limozeen]] game had been delivered yet. [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey|This game]] is what kicks off the next episode, [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*When the player tries to enter Strong Mad's room, Strong Bad says that it "should be cleaned out in a month or so", referring to how that room is accessible in the next episode, which came out a month later.
*Coach Z's sudden obsession for Marzipan at the end of the game carries over to Episode 3.
*The teaser poster for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] in Strong Bad's room throughout the game foreshadows the events of SBCG4AP Episode 4.
*Bubs' reason for storming out when The Cheat played a [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] record is later revealed in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*Homestar randomly chants "Save the bats!" when Strong Bad is under house arrest. The [[Cool Tapes]] plan to play at a benefit concert to save bats in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The "Maps and Minions" board makes a reappearance in [[Poker Night At The Inventory]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/strongbadiathefree Official episode webpage]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/894/894056p1.html?RSSwhen2008-07-26_123100&RSSid=894056 IGN.com's sneak peek at "Strong Badia the Free"]{{inlinecontentwarning|Spoilers|The external website linked here may contain spoilers.}}
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5595 Telltale Games forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/902/902184p1.html IGN.com's hands on with "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[[forum:14726|forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]]
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep2strongbadiathefree Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.cubed3.com/review/644 Cubed3 review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/910/910232p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/103334/review-strong-badia-the-free/ Game Pro review]
*[http://www.cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode2strongbadiathefreereview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-2-strong-badia-the-free/61-23066/reviews/ Giant Bomb review]
*[http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-review-strong-bad-episode-two-strong-badia-the-free-103528.phtml Destructoid review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/09/strong_bad_episode_2_strong_badia_the_free WiiWare World review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_2_strong_bad Gamervision review]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-strong-badia-the-free-pc GameCyte review]
*[http://pc.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r36470.htm GameZone review]
*[http://www.mygamer.com/index.php?page=gameportal&mode=reviews&id=554926 MyGamer review]
*[http://www.gamingnexus.com/Article/Strong-Bade28099s-Cool-Game-for-Attractive-People-Episode-102Strong-Badia-the-Free/Item1966.aspx Gaming Nexus review]
*[http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/09/mini-review-str.html#more Wired gaming blog review]
*[http://www.thunderboltgames.com/reviews/article/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-2-strong-badia-the-free-review-for-pc.html Thunderbolt Games review]
*[http://www.gamevortex.com/gamevortex/soft_rev.php/4202/strong-bad39s-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-2-strong-badia-the-free-pc.html Game Vortex review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/406/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/strongbadscgape2/review.html GameSpot review]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,922 Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://www.gamersmark.com/reviews/view/1295 Gamers Mark review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=404&p=1 Video Game Generation review]

{{SBCG4AP}} [[Category:Homestarmy Cartoons]]

Generic Announcers

2012-09-01T02:56:04Z

Andyroid: /* Other */

[[Image:Oldtimeyspeaker.PNG|thumb|"Listen up, short children!"]]
Despite there being a resident [[The Announcer|announcer]], most narration and announcements are made by '''generic announcers''', several of which have made multiple appearances.

==Appearances==

===[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]===
*[[CGNU]] — An announcer says, "Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you."
*[[cheat talk]] — An announcer translates [[The Cheat]]'s earlier sentences.
*[[fingers]] — In the opening, a [[Batman|Batman-type]] announcer narrates the persistency of emails asking [[Strong Bad]] how he [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|types with boxing gloves]].
*[[the process]] — A radio announcer advertises Discount Alligator, and another radio announcer tells when the store is open, gives directions on how to get there, and mentions having a bald spot.
*[[mile]] — A TV announcer says, "TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am."
*[[the bet]] — In the manner of a disclaimer, an announcer unintelligibly mumbles, "BUTTER-DA IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD."
*[[lackey]] — An announcer introduces, "The Homestar Runner and [[Doreauxgard]] Show," which is "brought to you by Hollerin' Jimmy Hobby Kits".
*[[pizzaz]] — An announcer identical to the one for [[Cheat Commandos]] provides an introduction and ending for [[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]].
*[[Family Resemblence]] — A comical-voiced announcer, sounding identical to the fourth voiceover in [[Greeting Cards]], advertises the game [[Jurvy-Skat]] by [[Boardelectrix]].
*[[animal]] — In an Easter egg, an announcer says, "Second-place contestants receive [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Deep Sea Fanglyfish|deep sea fanglyfish]]. Promotional considerations by [[Sterrance]]. Strong Bad's wardrobe furnished by [[Styles Upon Styles]]."
*[[radio]] — An announcer reads the text, "Strong Bad's test sentence is 'The fish was delish and it made quite a dish.'"
*[[secret recipes]] — An announcer similar to the one in [[radio]] says that "Strong Bad may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber," mentions that "[[Homestar Runner]] definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg," and doesn't even know what a poopaw is.
*[[bottom 10]] — An announcer, cutting off [[Nibbles]]'s line, advertises [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows#Fluffy Puff Bite-Sized Nibblers|Fluffy Puff Bite-Sized Nibblers]].
*[[geddup noise]] — A game show announcer refers to Homestar as [[Kevin]] and says that "[[The Geddup Noise|the geddup noise]] will receive a year's supply of [their] home game." Another announcer, advertising [[Hamburger Shampoo]], says the product is "Geddup Noise Approved."
*[[space program]] — An announcer provides a voiceover about [[Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] on a slideshow.
*[[candy product]] — An announcer says that when purchasing a [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], the buyer can "get one free root canal or cavity search."
*[[alternate universe]] — The announcer from [[fingers]] reads, "In a bulding..." in the same fashion as in [[Sketchbook (DVD)]].
*[[senior prom]] — An announcer is heard saying that "[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad's Very Popular Cartoon Show]]" will be showing instead of [[KOT's VOQPCS!|the King of Town]]'s. Another announcer is heard reading the text, "Accepting the award for [[Pom Pom]] is Homestar Runner because Pom Pom's at a much cooler private school prom."
*[[theme song]] — The CGNU online e-niversity announcer, an announcer voiced by [[Jackie Chapman]], the announcer from [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], an announcer for the "Three is 4 Tonite" and "Cheat Commandos" half-screen commercials, and an announcer for [[Powered by The Cheat]], are all heard in turn.
*[[Accent]] — Before the final scene, the announcer from [[fingers]] says, "Next week on Strong Bad Email..."
*[[cliffhangers]] — When he is just about to tell the viewers to tune in next time, an announcer is told by Strong Bad to "just get to resolving," to which he replies, "okay."
*[[4 branches]] — After the [[Polymascotfoamalate]] tune, an announcer says, "Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ingenuitize the future across the globe!"
*[[strong badathlon]] — During the Remote Put, a TV announcer reads the text, "Cute little girl from sit-com sings patriotic song."
*[[the movies]] — An announcer for the film trivia slide says, "If you answered "B", you're ready for film school." There's also an announcer saying, "Be considerate of others. Please turn off your bazookas before the [[Progrum|progrum]]."
*[[underlings]] — The first announcer does a voiceover for Stink's Reach, the second announcer says, in a nasally voice, "Tuesdays at 8:30," and a third announcer, who sounds slightly similar to [[Crackotage]], says, "We now return to Dartmouth!"
*[[original]] — An announcer rephrases Bubs's line in third person, followed by a queasy "uhhhhhh."
*[[web comics]] — A TV announcer for "Saturday Mornideo Games" is heard saying, "[[Secret Collect]] will be right back. And stay tuned for The Animated Adventures of [[Thy Dungeonman]]!"
*[[business trip]] — An announcer, with a voice parodying the one used for [[wikipedia:Miller Brewing Company|Miller High Life]] commercials, advertises [[Cold Ones#Expen$e Account Ones|Expen$e Account Ones]].
*[[diorama]] — An announcer, similar to the one from the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] Easter egg, is heard during an advertisement for the "All new 2008 Air Cardgage," which costs "249.99.99.99" and is located at [[Styles Upon Styles]].
*[[nightlife]] — An announcer advertises the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt from [[Blubb-O's]].
*[[buried]] — An announcer says, "And our stupid contestants will receive the [[Taranchula]] brand black Metal Detec-tor! From [[Videlectrix]] Kidx..sx!" And the announcer from the [[business trip]] Easter egg advertises Cold Ones Dry, "the official beverage of Taranchula," and calls Schenkel McDoo "Sven."
*[[independent]] — Two different announcers read the taglines for ''[[city (comma) state]]'' and ''Cyber.Coma.Static''.

===Shorts===
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — [[Mike Chapman]] provides the voice of the second announcer at the end of the short.
*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] — In sotto voce, an announcer reads the text, "Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights. Hand-puffed at the factory in Neuconsin."
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] — A raspy-voiced announcer advertises the [[Cheat Commandos]] figurines, playsets, and the TV show.
*[[Senor Mortgage]] — An announcer's voice appears during the beginning and a shot of the text, "BAD CREDIT?"
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The Cheat Commandos announcer is heard reading the headlines for lessons four and five.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Throughout the short, an announcer gives details about the [[Blubb-O's]] restaurant.
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — In the beginning, an announcer reads words on screen and pronounces "advertisement" as "ad-VER-tis-ment." He also says, "Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater."
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] — An announcer takes part in advertising Coach Z's 110% Hustle for Sports Instructional Video.

===Big Toons===
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — An announcer, also voiced by Mike Chapman, advertises the [[Homestar Jr.]] at the end of the toon.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — A TV announcer says to "find out whom shot Caleb" in the TV show [[Caleb Rentpayer]].
*[[Date Nite]] — A radio announcer is heard announcing an event called, "Public Rage-o."

===Holiday Toons===
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — An announcer says A Decemberween Pageant was brought to you by [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]], Marshmallow Mayonnaise, and [[Litigation Jackson]].
*[[Senorial Day]] — An announcer introduces the "Senorial Day Tent Event Supra Sale" and lists the years 2005, 2004, and 1999.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — An announcer says, "We now return to the firty-tirst annual fall float parade."
*[[Toikey TV]] — A TV announcer is heard during the Thanksgiving Football Bowl.
*[[Sloshybowl]] — An announcer in the Super Bowl halftime show is heard introducing [[sloshy]], which plays their song, "American Football Championship Game."
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — An announcer introduces the cartoon in the beginning.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — The first announcer, who speaks quietly and monotonously in the beginning and the end, and the second announcer, who is heard speaking enthusiastically during most of the short, advertise Halloween Costumes and Products.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — After the first scene, an announcer says, "We now return to Homestar Runner's Death-Defying Decemberween Special."

===Other===
*[[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] — The Cheat Commandos announcer explains the rules on how to play the game.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — In an Easter egg, an announcer is heard advertising [[Peacey P]]'s album.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — A TV announcer, whose voice is the same as the Cold Ones and Blubb-O's spokesperson's and as Marzipan's [[Questionable Services|questionable]] surgeon in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]], provides news about Homestar's public indecency.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — An announcer makes a statement when Strong Badia takes over each of the following nations: The Cheat and Tirerea, Bleak House, Pompomerania, Homsar Reservation, and Country.
*[[Hremail 62]] — At the end, an announcer says, "Homestar Dinoland opening July 2012. Actual attraction may just be a nightstand." Homestar then urges the announcer to correct himself by pronouncing "drawer" with Homestar's usual speech impediment.
*[[Sbemailiarized!]] — An announcer says, "Sbemailiarized Entertainment: Coming soon to the rest of 2009!"
*[[Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD]] — During the introduction, an announcer advertises Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits, and in the bonus menu, he includes additional items that go with the product.

==See Also==
*[[Unseen Characters]]

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Color flavored

2011-09-29T17:26:48Z

Andyroid:

[[Image:Redflavoredfluffypuff.png|thumb|200px|Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]]
When making artificially flavored food and drinks, they are usually named after a real fruit they are supposed to simulate. In [[Free Country USA]] some of these items seem to be named after their primary color, and therefore the '''flavor is the color'''.

==Appearances==
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — [[Homestar Runner]] buys two '''red''' drinks, a '''blue''' drink and an '''orange''' drink from Bubs.
*[[Malloween Commercial]] — [[Marshie]] advertises Fluffy Puff Malloween '''orange and black flavored''' marshmallows.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Homestar tries to lure Halloween Night out of hiding with some '''orange and black flavored''' loose-tooth remover candies.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[What's Her Face]] tries to drink some Diet '''Brown''' soda.
**This appears again in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Bubs sells '''Red, Purple, and Blue flavored''' snow cones (along with Green Apple).
*Email [[winter pool]] — Homestar Runner was paid with a lifetime supply of '''Red Flavored''' Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance for endorsing Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.
*Email [[imaginary]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad]] gets buzzed on '''blue''' drink.

== Related ==
*Email [[weird dream]] — Strong Bad says he had a dream about "The United States in tight '''white-brand''' underdrawers."
*Email [[rampage]] — When Strong Bad and Strong Mad are reading, a book in the background reads '''"Brown Story"'''.
*Email [[magic trick]] — the upside-down brown box Homestar is inside says, "THIS SIDE '''BROWN''' ↓".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]— Homestar recollects from the invasion of [[the King of Town's Castle]] "'''the brown stench''' of war" and the "'''beige screaming'''. Always the '''beige screaming'''!".

[[Category:Food running gags]]

A Decemberween Mackerel

2010-12-15T23:31:56Z

Andyroid: /* Transcript */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas10|Xeriouxly Forxe|Homestarloween Party}}
[[File:A Decemberween Mackerel opening.png|thumb|At Decemberween time, it's our duty as people with more than one DVR to help those much, much, much, much, way very, very, very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.]]

Senor Cardgage says he's dying, so Marzipan and Homestar try to stuff him with enough Decemberween spirit to save him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Homeschool Winner]], [[Rafferdy]], [[Preshy]], [[Champeen]], [[The Hurricane]], three [[Unguraits]], {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, December 14, 2010

'''Running Time:''' 6:05

'''Page Title:''' We Come Down Off Our High Horse!

== Transcript ==
''{Music plays. A silhouette of Homestar and Marzipan can be seen through the falling snow. Lines representing the wind curl by.}''

''{Cut to Marzipan with earmuffs and scarf holding a dish and Homestar in his brown hat walking through The Field through the snow. Homestar looks distressed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! Explain to me why we're slogging through this blizzard again? I don't think I can slog much further!

''{Cut to a tighter shot of the two}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I told you, at Decemberween time, it's our duty as people with more than one DVR to help those much, much, much, much, way very, very, very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And you think bringing him bean sprouts is, ahem, helping?

''{Pull back to a wider shot. Marzipan looks angrily at Homestar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Be quiet and keep slogging. We're almost there.

''{A bush comes into view.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, man! This guy? ''{They stop walking}'' When you said less fortunate, I just assumed you meant Coach Z.

''{Coach Z pops up in the foreground from under a snow drift, wearing a Blubb-O's box on his head}''

'''COACH Z:''' Me too!

''{Coach Z disappears}''

''{A doorbell sounds. Senor Cardgage rises into view accompanied by traffic sounds. He's facing away from Marzipan and Homestar.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Hello, Chi Minh?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, Mr. Senor! Happy Decemberween!

''{Cut to a tighter shot of the three of them.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Is this a frank call?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, no, over here. ''{Cardgage turns around.}'' We brought you some food for the holidays.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. We come down off our high horse to spread a little Decemberween cheer.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank you, Hot Pooey. ''{Homestar looks mad. Zip pan to a close-up of the bush as Cardgage gestures to it.}'' Would you care to coincide?

''{Close-up of Homestar and Marzipan}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, did that guy just call me "Hot Pooey"? And invite me inside that bush?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{embarrassed}'' Maybe? ''{Marzipan smiles nervously}}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's it, I'm going back to your house. Later on, we'll conspire.

''{Cut back to a wider shot. Homestar walks off screen left. Cardgage is now shaking.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, you poor wretch. What's the matter?

''{Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Cardgage.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh, not much... I'm just... dying.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Gasp!

''{A red title card with a holly border slides in from screen right. Words appear as the singers sing them.}''

'''SINGERS:''' A Decemberween Mackerel. (The name of this cartoon.)

''{Crossfade to Homestar wearing a mistletoe sweater and a red bow laying on Marzipan's couch, the camera slowing trucking back to reveal his entire body.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Marzipan! Is that you? I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe! And what feels like a colony of venomous bugs! ''{various black insects jump around Homestar's body}''

''{Cut to a wider shot. Cardgage enters screen right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! You! ''{{sits up}}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{sing-song}'' Hot pooey.

''{Marzipan follows screen right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! What's the big idea of bringing this guy home? ''{Cut to close-up to Homestar}'' I was about to give you your Decemberween make-out present. ''{Homestar winks and clicks with his mouth.}''

''{Cut back to previous shot as Homestar stands.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is serious, Homestar. Senor Cardgage is dying! ''{Cardgage nods}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, cool. Then we'll just make out after. What do you give him, five minutes? No minutes? ''{Homestar steps towards Marzipan.}'' No minutes?

''{Close up of Marzipan. She's angry. }''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I don't have time to trick you into making out with a mop again this year. ''{Her expression clears}'' Hmm, if we cram him full of enough holiday cheer, maybe he can squeeze out a Decemberween miracle!

''{Cut to medium shot of all three}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, I love cramming holiday cheer. I'll go get my ''{pulls a black rod wrapped in gold and white tinsel from off screen}'' tinsel-wrapped cram rod!

''{Beat. Homestar glances around once.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, I'm back.

''{Push wipe up red card reading "Holiday Cheer Cramlist" "Caroling"}''

''{Push wipe up to reveal Homestar, Marzipan and Cardgage outside singing at sunset around a bathtub with chains around it. Homestar is waving his cram rod and Marzipan is holding a candle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER & MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Coach Z's been drinking non-specific mouthwash-ween.

''{A arm with papers shoots in from screen left.}''

'''MAN:''' I need you to sign here.

''{Homestar pushes the papers away with his cram rod.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{echoey}'' Oh, thanks guys. That warms my heart.

''{Cut to a shot inside of the tub. Strong Sad's face is seen in the bottom right of the frame and a chain around his body. Homestar is looking through the slats above.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Not enough to stave off the onset of hypothermia, of course. But a month-long ''{cut back to outside. Cardgage is groaning and swaying}'' coma's nothing I haven't dealt with before.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' My coma's toast....

'''MARZIPAN:''' Time to go!

''{Marzipan and Cardgage dash off screen right, while Homestar follows.}''

''{Cut to red card as before. Caroling is crossed out and "Greeting Card" is in the center. A musical sting plays.}''

''{Push wipe down to reveal Pom Pom with a camera on a tripod and lighting umbrellas behind him. He is gesturing with an arm.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot reveals Homestar in his mistletoe sweater, Marzipan with lights in her ponytail and Cardgage wearing a olive green cardigan. Homestar moves slightly to the right in the frame.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom gestures his arm up.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot. Marzipan moves up slightly.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom gestures to his right.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot. Cardgage moves slightly to the right.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom, irritated, gestures his arm and bubbles for a long time.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot. Cardgage continues to move to the right until his is halfway out of the frame.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom indicates for Cardgage to stop.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{He picks up Gooblies and squeezes him. There is a white flash and cuts to a card with "Seasoned Greetings", with a picture of Homestar and Marzipan, and Cargage halfway out of the frame.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, now we need to make the corresponding ''{cut to a wider shot, showing the card in the lower left, while Marzipan is wearing half-moon glasses.}'' newsletter to brag about our family. ''{Marzipan clicks the pen and takes a deep breath. As she starts to write, the words appear behind her. Very rapidly:}'' This year was so great! Our family is so great! I can't believe Homestar has started fourth grade! How time flies. It's so great! Senor Cardgage won first place in sports and was selected to be terminally ill! ''{She starts writing on the paper in various angles, across already-written words, and in margins.}'' I am in book club and PTA carpool and redoing the back-splash. It's so great! Warm wishes, ''{Carves this last line into her table:}'' The Marzipan-Homestar-Cardgages.

''{Cut to Homestar sitting on the arm of the couch with his cram stick. Cardgage is lying on the couch.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Our family is, literately and figuratively, so great! ''{Cardgage groans}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{off-screen}'' Movin' on!

''{Push wipe left red title card. Caroling and Greeting Card are now crossed out with "Waiting In Line" in the center.}''

''{Push wipe left to reveal Bubs' Concession Stand. A silhouette of Bubs can be seen waving his arms. A line of people can be seen, ending with Marzipan and Cardgage. Camera slowly pans and reveal Homestar in the foreground.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{faintly}'' I've got a deal on everything. I've got all sorts of stuff!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs. ''{Camera pans to reveal Bubs standing next to Homestar. Homestar pokes him with the cram rod.}'' What's this line for?

'''BUBS:''' The holidays.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Perfect! How long is it?

'''BUBS:''' Three miles or eighteen days. ''{Pull back to reveal Cardgage standing behind them.}'' Whichever comes first.

''{Cardgage turns around groaning. Bubs looks annoyed.}''

''{Marzipan sticks her head in screen right.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' All right, that's enough. Let's move. Preoow! ''{She grabs Cardgage and dashes off screen right. Homestar is stunned.}''

''{Push wipe right red title card as before. Caroling, Greeting Card and Waiting In Line are all crossed off, with "Tree Lighting" now in the center.}''

''{Push wipe right to Coach Z standing next to Homestar. Homestar is waving his cram rod.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting ''{Cut to wider shot of Coach Z, Homestar, Marzipan and Cardgage standing around the telephone pole. Yellow lights are strung from the pole, and an orange extension cord is in the foreground. Cardgage sways.}'' of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.

''{Cut back to the shot of Coach Z and Homestar. Homestar has picked up the extension cord.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If this doesn't cure him, nothing will!

'''COACH Z:''' Don't I know it! Last year, these lights cured me of chronic athlete's tongue, and the year before that it was rub rash, and then hot pooey—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Excuse me, you're disgusting. Barf.

''{Homestar throws up and turns away. Coach Z looks disappointed. Homestar than plugs in the extension cord.}''

''{Cut to a wider shot. The lights turn on.}''

'''HOMESTAR, MARZIPAN, & COACH Z:''' Oh!

''{Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Cardgage. Cardgage is disheveled and his glasses are falling off.}'''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh wow, if it was pitch black and I squinted and was a few miles away, ''{cut to a wide silhouette of all standing around the tree}'' this would sort of look like a tree almost! ''{Cut back to previous shot.}'' Isn't it wonderous, Senor? A real miracle-inducing spectacle, isn't it?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{moans}'' Oh, my Toyota Cressida... ''{Cardgage falls down}''

''{Cut to wider shot with Cardgage in the snow.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, no!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yes!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat come in from the bottom of the frame. Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Strong Bad, with Strong Mad in a sweater and The Cheat green hat behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's goin' on here?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Help, quick! I think Senor Cardgage is dying!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And what makes you think that?

''{Cut to close up of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' He told me so when I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life.

''{Cut back to the medium shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''He'' told you. ''{Close up of Strong Bad}'' You decided to take at face value something the guy who lives in a bush and talks to melty candy bars said.

''{Cut back to medium shot}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And, who not fifteen minutes ago, told me I ''{cut to the Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is standing on the arm of the orange couch and Cardgage is standing next to it. Marzipan's dish is sitting on the couch.}'' "might paste away if I Dinty Moore." ''{Strong Bad begins to leap on the dish.}''

''{Cut back to The Field. Cardgage stirs and holds up an opened can of stew that says "Dented")''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' You rally might, Pez dispenser. ''{He collapses}''

''{Close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Besides, everybody knows the way to save Senor Cardgage is to cut a bunch of motor sports magazines in half and pour gravy on a defibrillator. A-like so.

''{Cut Strong Mad with magazines that read "Modasports. The 2011 Tomatocyle!!!! Daaaang!" The Cheat is standing next to a defibrillator and a gravy boat. Strong Mad grunts and pulls the magazines apart. The Cheat then takes the gravy boat and pours the gravy on the defibrillator. Music plays and the silhouette of Cardgage can be seen rising.}''

''{Cut to a shot of Cardgage with rays behind him, standing tall.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh, my grabness, grabness. It really is—

''{Cut to a shot of all standing around the tree. Strong Sad is still in his tub, next to The King of Town and Strong Mad. The Poopsmith is standing behind Bubs screen left.}''

'''ALL:''' A Decemberween mackerel!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' And nobody's dying.

''{Cut to an emaciated Homsar lying in the snow, his hat faintly wiggling as he speaks}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAa! I'm your death's door neighbor. Puff. Cough. Toff.

''{Red card with End appears}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking on the E on "End" at the end of the toon will show a quick scene of Homestar Runner making out with "Marzipan".
*:''{The door of Marzipan's closet is shown, with some mistletoe leaves scattered outside it. Homestar's voice comes from inside the closet}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... Oh, I must say... Oh, twice... Marzipan, it's so romantic the way you lured me into this closet! ''{Marzipan is seen walking by the closet}'' ...And the way your wet stringy face tastes like seven kitchen floors! ''{Homestar coughs}'' ...Cockroach.

*Clicking on the D on "End" at the end of the toon will show a new product from the makers of "Hot Jones".
*:''{A mug of Hot Jones is shown}''
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones comes Hot Pooey, our newest holiday sensation! ''{The mug is replaced by a different mug, the contents of which are censored}'' Hot Pooey! Oh dear God... what have we done?

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*A DVR is a [[Wikipedia:Digital video recorder|digital video recorder]].
*To come down off your high horse is to stop thinking less of other people.
*This toon was released eighteen days before New Year's, which is the time Bubs's "holiday line" lasts.

===Trivia===
*The [[FeedBurner Page#New Holiday Toon - A Decemberween Mackerel|RSS description]] for this toon is:
<blockquote>Surprise! Like an errant reindeer that's come loose from the sleigh, hurtling towards the earth at breakneck speed, bursting into flames, and impact cratering the crap out of your front yard...It's a Decemberween cartoon! Marzipan takes it upon herself to try and improve Senor Cardgage's dismal life. Man! Years go by fast, huh?! Cram that holiday cheer! Cram it!</blockquote>
*This is only the second toon of 2010, and the first one released since [[Xeriouxly Forxe]] eight months earlier.
*On the homepage, when "[[Main Page Messages|new holiday toon!]]" is moused over, its words change to "[[for real]]!"
*This toon was built at the normal 550×400 size but is shown at double that size (the first such toon to be displayed that way).

===Remarks===
[[File:ADecemberweenMiracle.png|thumb|A Decemberween Miracle]]
[[File:HotPooeyUncensored.png|thumb|Ohh, there's two of them!]]
*Much like [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], this cartoon appears to be presented in a [[Sound Quality|higher audio sample rate]] than usual.
*For four frames, while the title is coming to the foreground, it reads "A Decemberween Miracle".
*During the caroling, the candle Marzipan is holding is the same as in the email [[love poems]].
*Hot Pooey, beneath its censored bar, is identical to [[Hot Jones]].
*When Marzipan and Homestar are walking at the beginning, Homestar has footsteps and Marzipan leaves a solid trail, again [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|hinting her body is actually dress-shaped]].
*Senor Cardgage does not use any female names when speaking to others (as he often does); at one point, he even uses a male name.

===Goofs===
*The leaf of mistletoe that falls from Homestar's "sweater" disappears a few seconds later.
*When Senor Cardgage falls, his glasses fly off and land on his back, but when he gets back up, they're on his head again.

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad is [[Homestar Presents: Presents|locked in a bathtub]].
*This is another instance of [[Making Out|making out]], [[death]], [[nondescript nouns]] and [[spoken sound effects]].
*Homestar says "Oh, [[Twice]]" in one of the Easter eggs.
*Coach Z pops up wearing a [[Blubb-O's]] box.
*The silhouettes of a number of [[rejected characters]] appear in line for Bubs' Concession Stand.
*The last line of Marzipan and Homestar's carol, "Coach Z's been drinking nonspecific mouthwash", is a reference to the song "O Decemberween" at the end of [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. The original line was "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine."
*Senor Cardgage appears from [[hammerspace]], accompanied by the traffic noise first heard in [[hremail3184]].
*Pom Pom picks up [[Gooblies]] when taking the picture.
*Homestar saying "Our family is literally, and figuratively, so great" is a reference to [[Jibblies 2]].
*The [[Minor Foods#Tomatocyle|tomatocycle]] previously showed up in [[Where U Goin' 2?]].
*Homestar [[Puking|pukes]] when Coach Z tells him about his illnesses.
*The music that plays when Cardgage comes back to life is similar to the [[Lappy 486]]'s startup noise.
**The exact [[sound effect]] was previously used in [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] when [[Eh! Steve!]]'s mouth began to float away.
*The word "pooey" was first spoken by [[The Homestar Runner]] in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]. When he encounters [[Rumble Red]], he says, "Aw, phooey! And after that, pooey! Not you again!"
*The defibrillator was previously seen in the email [[specially marked]]
*Senor Cardgage's line, "Oh, my grabness, grabness..." is a reference to Strong Bad's line, "Oh, my goodness, graphics." in [[Compy Catalog]] (as well as the common phrase, 'Oh, my goodness, gracious,' the source for both of these quotes).

===Real-World References===
*Homestar's quote, "Later on, we'll conspire," is from the Christmas song "[[Wikipedia:Winter Wonderland|Winter Wonderland]]".
*[[Wikipedia:Hormel|Dinty Moore]] is a brand of canned [[stew]].
*"Hello, Chi Minh" is a play on the name of Vietnamese revolutionary [[Wikipedia:Ho Chi Minh|Ho Chi Minh]].
*Cardgage calls Strong Bad "[[Wikipedia:Pez|Pez dispenser]]".
*Right before Cardgage collapses, he complains about his [[Wikipedia:Toyota Cressida|Toyota Cressida]] (which, in his case, appears to be an organ and not a car).

== External Links ==
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[[Category:Decemberween]]

A Decemberween Mackerel

2010-12-15T23:18:05Z

Andyroid:

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|xmas10|Xeriouxly Forxe|Homestarloween Party}}
[[File:A Decemberween Mackerel opening.png|thumb|At Decemberween time, it's our duty as people with more than one DVR to help those much, much, much, much, way very, very, very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.]]

Senor Cardgage says he's dying, so Marzipan and Homestar try to stuff him with enough Decemberween spirit to save him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Homeschool Winner]], [[Rafferdy]], [[Preshy]], [[Champeen]], [[The Hurricane]], three [[Unguraits]], {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, December 14, 2010

'''Running Time:''' 6:05

'''Page Title:''' We Come Down Off Our High Horse!

== Transcript ==
''{Music plays. A silhouette of Homestar and Marzipan can be seen through the falling snow. Lines representing the wind curl by.}''

''{Cut to Marzipan with earmuffs and scarf holding a dish and Homestar in his brown hat walking through The Field through the snow. Homestar looks distressed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! Explain to me why we're slogging through this blizzard again? I don't think I can slog much further!

''{Cut to a tighter shot of the two}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I told you, at Decemberween time, it's our duty as people with more than one DVR to help those much, much, much, much, way very, very, very much, really smelly, a lot much less fortunate than us.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And, you think bringing him bean sprouts is, ahem, helping?

''{Pull back to a wider shot. Marzipan looks angrily at Homestar.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Be quiet and keep slogging. We're almost there.

''{A bush comes into view.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, man! This guy? ''{They stop walking}'' When you said less fortunate, I just assumed you meant Coach Z.

''{Coach Z pops up in the foreground from under a snow drift wearing a Blubb-O's box}''

'''COACH Z:''' Me too!

''{Coach Z disappears}''

''{A doorbell sounds. Senor Cardgage rises into view accompanied by traffic sounds. He's facing away from Marzipan and Homestar.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Hello, Chi Minh?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, Mr. Senor! Happy Decemberween!

''{Cut to a tighter shot of the three of them.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Is this a frank call?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, no, over here. ''{Cardgage turns around.}'' We brought you some food for the holidays.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. We come down off our high horse to spread a little Decemberween cheer.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank you, Hot Pooey. ''{Homestar looks mad. Zip pan to a close-up of the bush.}'' Would you care to coincide?

''{Close-up of Homestar and Marzipan}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan, did that guy just call me "Hot Pooey"? And invite me inside that bush?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{embarrassed}'' Maybe?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's it, I'm going back to your house. Later on, we'll conspire.

''{Cut back to a wider shot. Homestar walks off screen left. Cardgage is now shaking.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, you poor wretch. What's the matter?

''{Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Cardgage.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh, not much... I'm just... dying.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Gasp!

''{A red title card with a holly border slides in from screen right. Words appear as the singers sing them.}''

'''SINGERS:''' A Decemberween Mackerel. (The name of this cartoon.)

''{Crossfade to Homestar wearing a mistletoe sweater and a red bow laying on Marzipan's couch, the camera slowing trucking back to reveal his entire body.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Marzipan! Is that you? I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe! And what feels like a colony of venomous bugs! ''{various black insects jump around Homestar's body}''

''{Cut to a wider shot. Cardgage enters screen right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! You!

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{sing-song}'' Hot pooey.

''{Marzipan follows screen right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! What's the big idea of bringing this guy home? ''{Cut to close-up to Homestar}'' I was about to give you your Decemberween make-out present. ''{Homestar winks and clicks with his mouth.}''

''{Cut back to previous shot.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is serious, Homestar. Senor Cardgage is dying! ''{Cardgage nods}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, cool. Then we'll just make out after. What do you give him, five minutes? No minutes? ''{Homestar steps towards Marzipan.}'' No minutes?

''{Close up of Marzipan. She's angry. }''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I don't have time to trick you into making out with a mop again this year. ''{Her expression clears}'' Hmm, if we cram him full of enough holiday cheer, maybe he can squeeze out a Decemberween miracle!

''{Cut to medium shot of all three}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, I love cramming holiday cheer. I'll go get my ''{pulls from off screen}'' tinsel-wrapped cram rod!

''{Beat. Homestar glances around once.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, I'm back.

''{Push wipe up red card reading "Holiday Cheer Cramlist" "Caroling"}''

''{Push wipe up to reveal Homestar, Marzipan and Cardgage outside singing at sunset around a bathtub with chains around it. Homestar is waving his cram rod and Marzipan is holding a candle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER & MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Coach Z's been drinking non-specific mouthwash-ween.

''{A arm with papers shoots in from screen left.}''

'''MAN:''' I need you to sign here.

''{Homestar pushes the papers away with his cram rod.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{echoey}'' Oh, thanks guys. That warms my heart.

''{Cut to a shot inside of the tub. Strong Sad's face is seen in the bottom right of the frame and a chain around his body. Homestar is looking through the slats above.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Not enough to stave off the onset of hypothermia, of course. But a month-long ''{cut back to outside. Cardgage is groaning and swaying}'' coma's nothing I haven't dealt with before.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' My coma's toast....

'''MARZIPAN:''' Time to go!

''{The Marzipan and Cardgage dash off screen right, while Homestar follows.}''

''{Cut to red card as before. Caroling is crossed out and "Greeting Card" is in the center. A musical sting plays.}''

''{Push wipe down to reveal Pom Pom with a camera on a tripod and lighting umbrellas behind him. He is gesturing with an arm.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot reveals Homestar in his mistletoe sweater, Marzipan with lights in her ponytail and Cardgage wearing a olive green cardigan. Homestar moves slightly to the right in the frame.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom gestures his arm up.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot. Marzipan moves up slightly.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom gestures to his right.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot. Cardgage moves slightly to the right.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom, irritated, gestures his arm and bubbles for a long time.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{Reverse shot. Cardgage continues to move to the right until his is halfway out of the frame.}''

''{Reverse shot. Pom Pom indicates for Cardgage to stop.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

''{He picks up Gooblies and squeezes him. There is a white flash and cuts to a card with "Seasoned Greetings", with a picture of Homestar and Marzipan, and Cargage halfway out of the frame.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, now we need to make the corresponding ''{cut to a wider shot, showing the card in the lower left, while Marzipan is wearing half-moon glasses.}'' newsletter to brag about our family. ''{Marzipan clicks the pen and takes a deep breath. As she starts to write, the words appear behind her. Very rapidly:}'' This year was so great! Our family is so great! I can't believe Homestar has started fourth grade! How time flies. It's so great! Senor Cardgage won first place in sports and was selected to be terminally ill! ''{She starts writing on the paper in various angles, across already-written words, and in margins.}'' I am in book club and PTA carpool and redoing the back-splash. It's so great! Warm wishes, ''{Carves this last line into her table:}'' The Marzipan-Homestar-Cardgages.

''{Cut to Homestar sitting on the arm of the couch with his cram stick. Cardgage is lying on the couch.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Our family is, literately and figuratively, so great! ''{Cardgage groans}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{off-screen}'' Movin' on!

''{Push wipe left red title card. Caroling and Greeting Card are now crossed out with "Waiting In Line" in the center.}''

''{Push wipe left to reveal Bubs' Concession Stand. A silhouette of Bubs can be seen waving his arms. A line of people can be seen, ending with Marzipan and Cardgage. Camera slowly pans and reveal Homestar in the foreground.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{faintly}'' I've got a deal on everything. I've got all sorts of stuff!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say, Bubs. ''{Camera pans to reveal Bubs standing next to Homestar. Homestar pokes him with the cram rod.}'' What's this line for?

'''BUBS:''' The holidays.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Perfect! How long is it?

'''BUBS:''' Three miles or eighteen days. ''{Pull back to reveal Cardgage standing behind them. He begins to groan.}'' Whichever comes first.

''{Cardgage turns around groaning. Bubs looks annoyed.}''

''{Marzipan sticks her head in screen right.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' All right, that's enough. Let's move. Preoow! ''{She grabs Cardgage and dashes off screen right. Homestar is stunned.}''

''{Push wipe right red title card as before. Caroling, Greeting Card and Waiting In Line are all crossed off, with "Tree Lighting" now in the center.}''

''{Push wipe right to Coach Z standing next to Homestar. Homestar is waving his cram rod.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting ''{Cut to wider shot of Coach Z, Homestar, Marzipan and Cardgage standing around the telephone pole. Yellow lights are strung from the pole, and an orange extension cord is in the foreground. Cardgage sways.}'' of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.

''{Cut back to the shot of Coach Z and Homestar. Homestar has picked up the extension cord.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If this doesn't cure him, nothing will!

'''COACH Z:''' Don't I know it! Last year, these lights cured me of chronic athlete's tongue and the year before that, it was rub rash, and then hot pooey—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Excuse me, you're disgusting. Barf.

''{Homestar throws up and turns away. Coach Z looks disappointed. Homestar than plugs in the extension cord.}''

''{Cut to a wider shot. The lights turn on.}''

'''HOMESTAR, MARZIPAN, & COACH Z:''' Oh!

''{Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Cardgage. Cardgage is disheveled and his glasses are falling off.}'''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh wow, if it was pitch black and I squinted and was a few miles away, ''{cut to a wide silhouette of all standing around the tree}'' this would sort of look like a tree almost! ''{Cut back to previous shot.}'' Isn't it wonderous, Senor? A real miracle-inducing spectacle, isn't it?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{moans}'' Oh, my Toyota Cressida... ''{Cardgage falls down}''

''{Cut to wider shot with Cardgage in the snow.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, no!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yes!

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat come in from the bottom of the frame. Cut to medium shot of Marzipan and Strong Bad, with Strong Mad in a sweater and The Cheat green hat behind him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's goin' on here?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Help, quick! I think Senor Cardgage is dying!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And what makes you think that?

''{Cut to close up of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' He told me so when I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life.

''{Cut back to the medium shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''He'' told you. ''{Close up of Strong Bad}'' You decided to take at face value something the guy who lives in a bush and talks to melty candy bars said.

''{Cut back to medium shot}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe?

'''STRONG BAD:''' And, who not fifteen minutes ago, told me I ''{cut to the Basement of the Brothers Strong. Strong Bad is standing on the arm of the orange couch and Cardgage is standing next to it. Marzipan's dish is sitting on the couch.}'' "might paste away if I Dinty Moore." ''{Strong Bad begins to leap on the dish.}''

''{Cut back to The Field. Cardgage stirs and holds up a can that says "Dented")''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' You rally might, Pez dispenser. ''{He collapses}''

''{Close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Besides, everybody knows the way to save Senor Cardgage is to cut a bunch of motor sports magazines in half and pour gravy on a defibrillator. A-like so.

''{Cut Strong Mad with magazines that read "Modasports. The 2011 Tomatocyle!!!! Daaaang!" The Cheat is standing next to a defibrillator and a gravy boat. Strong Mad grunts and pulls the magazines apart. The Cheat then takes the gravy boat and pours the gravy on the defibrillator. Music plays and the silhouette of Cardgage can be seen rising.}''

''{Cut to a shot of Cardgage with rays behind him, standing tall.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh, my grabness, grabness. It really is—

''{Cut to a shot of all standing around the tree. Strong Sad is still in his tub, next to The King of Town and Strong Mad. The Poopsmith is standing behind Bubs screen left.}''

'''ALL:''' A Decemberween mackerel!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' And nobody's dying.

''{Cut to an emaciated Homsar lying in the snow, his hat faintly wiggling as he speaks}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAa! I'm your death's door neighbor. Puff. Cough. Toff.

''{Red card with End appears}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking on the E on "End" at the end of the toon will show a quick scene of Homestar Runner making out with "Marzipan".
*:''{The door of Marzipan's closet is shown, with some mistletoe leaves scattered outside it. Homestar's voice comes from inside the closet}''
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... Oh, I must say... Oh, twice... Marzipan, it's so romantic the way you lured me into this closet! ''{Marzipan is seen walking by the closet}'' ...And the way your wet stringy face tastes like seven kitchen floors! ''{Homestar coughs}'' ...Cockroach.

*Clicking on the D on "End" at the end of the toon will show a new product from the makers of "Hot Jones".
*:''{A mug of Hot Jones is shown}''
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' From the makers of Hot Jones comes Hot Pooey, our newest holiday sensation! ''{The mug is replaced by a different mug, the contents of which are censored}'' Hot Pooey! Oh dear God... what have we done?

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*A DVR is a [[Wikipedia:Digital video recorder|digital video recorder]].
*To come down off your high horse is to stop thinking less of other people.
*This toon was released eighteen days before New Year's, which is the time Bubs's "holiday line" lasts.

===Trivia===
*The [[FeedBurner Page#New Holiday Toon - A Decemberween Mackerel|RSS description]] for this toon is:
<blockquote>Surprise! Like an errant reindeer that's come loose from the sleigh, hurtling towards the earth at breakneck speed, bursting into flames, and impact cratering the crap out of your front yard...It's a Decemberween cartoon! Marzipan takes it upon herself to try and improve Senor Cardgage's dismal life. Man! Years go by fast, huh?! Cram that holiday cheer! Cram it!</blockquote>
*This is only the second toon of 2010, and the first one released since [[Xeriouxly Forxe]] eight months earlier.
*On the homepage, when "[[Main Page Messages|new holiday toon!]]" is moused over, its words change to "[[for real]]!"
*This toon was built at the normal 550×400 size but is shown at double that size (the first such toon to be displayed that way).

===Remarks===
[[File:ADecemberweenMiracle.png|thumb|A Decemberween Miracle]]
[[File:HotPooeyUncensored.png|thumb|Ohh, there's two of them!]]
*Much like [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], this cartoon appears to be presented in a [[Sound Quality|higher audio sample rate]] than usual.
*For four frames, while the title is coming to the foreground, it reads "A Decemberween Miracle".
*During the caroling, the candle Marzipan is holding is the same as in the email [[love poems]].
*Hot Pooey, beneath its censored bar, is identical to [[Hot Jones]].
*When Marzipan and Homestar are walking at the beginning, Homestar has footsteps and Marzipan leaves a solid trail, again [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Marzipan's Legs|hinting her body is actually dress-shaped]].
*Senor Cardgage does not use any female names when speaking to others (as he often does); at one point, he even uses a male name.

===Goofs===
*The leaf of mistletoe that falls from Homestar's "sweater" disappears a few seconds later.
*When Senor Cardgage falls, his glasses fly off and land on his back, but when he gets back up, they're on his head again.

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad is [[Homestar Presents: Presents|locked in a bathtub]].
*This is another instance of [[Making Out|making out]], [[death]], [[nondescript nouns]] and [[spoken sound effects]].
*Homestar says "Oh, [[Twice]]" in one of the Easter eggs.
*Coach Z pops up wearing a [[Blubb-O's]] box.
*The silhouettes of a number of [[rejected characters]] appear in line for Bubs' Concession Stand.
*The last line of Marzipan and Homestar's carol, "Coach Z's been drinking nonspecific mouthwash", is a reference to the song "O Decemberween" at the end of [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]. The original line was "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine."
*Senor Cardgage appears from [[hammerspace]], accompanied by the traffic noise first heard in [[hremail3184]].
*Pom Pom picks up [[Gooblies]] when taking the picture.
*Homestar saying "Our family is literally, and figuratively, so great" is a reference to [[Jibblies 2]].
*The [[Minor Foods#Tomatocyle|tomatocycle]] previously showed up in [[Where U Goin' 2?]].
*Homestar [[Puking|pukes]] when Coach Z tells him about his illnesses.
*The music that plays when Cardgage comes back to life is similar to the [[Lappy 486]]'s startup noise.
**The exact [[sound effect]] was previously used in [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] when [[Eh! Steve!]]'s mouth began to float away.
*The word "pooey" was first spoken by [[The Homestar Runner]] in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]. When he encounters [[Rumble Red]], he says, "Aw, phooey! And after that, pooey! Not you again!"
*The defibrillator was previously seen in the email [[specially marked]]
*Senor Cardgage's line, "Oh, my grabness, grabness..." is a reference to Strong Bad's line, "Oh, my goodness, graphics." in [[Compy Catalog]] (as well as the common phrase, 'Oh, my goodness, gracious,' the source for both of these quotes).

===Real-World References===
*Homestar's quote, "Later on, we'll conspire," is from the Christmas song "[[Wikipedia:Winter Wonderland|Winter Wonderland]]".
*[[Wikipedia:Hormel|Dinty Moore]] is a brand of canned [[stew]].
*"Hello, Chi Minh" is a play on the name of Vietnamese revolutionary [[Wikipedia:Ho Chi Minh|Ho Chi Minh]].
*Cardgage calls Strong Bad "[[Wikipedia:Pez|Pez dispenser]]".
*Right before Cardgage collapses, he complains about his [[Wikipedia:Toyota Cressida|Toyota Cressida]] (which, in his case, appears to be an organ and not a car).

== External Links ==
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[[Category:Decemberween]]

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Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (himself, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

'''Shorts'''
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (himself, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])
*Jackson (Puppet Marshie, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])
*The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])
*Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (himself, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]] and [[Main Page 25]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (himself, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (himself, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Kevin DuBrow (himself, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Sugar-face (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*The breakout album of the year (himself, [[Hremail 2000]])
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, [[Hremail 62]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript| Homestar's character page]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Grandma (himself, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])
*The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, [[79 Seconds Left]])
*Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*Behan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, [[Costume Commercial]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, [[love poems]])
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*e.email cummings (himself, [[rated]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, [[hremail 3184]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster May-an (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, [[retirement]])
*Giantus (himself, [[retirement]])
*The Fake Frenchman (himself, [[retirement]])
*Light 'n Fluffy (himself, [[retirement]])
*Heaven in Tights (himself, [[retirement]])
*Good Fortunator (himself, [[retirement]])
*Bicep Lad (himself, [[retirement]])
*Lebner (himself, [[retirement]])
*Mighty Legit (himself, [[retirement]])
*Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, [[retirement]])
*Wisewallace (himself, [[retirement]])
*The Detroit Locksmith (himself, [[retirement]])
*Prudeacre (himself, [[retirement]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (himself, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (himself, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (himself, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (himself, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (himself, [[other days]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (himself, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (himself, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (himself, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (himself, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (himself, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (himself, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])
*AKA (''pronounced A-Kah'') Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, [[videography]])
*Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison [[for kids]])
'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

'''Other'''
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*The Bee (himself, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Lord Barglebroth (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Brethany (Senor Cardgage, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])
*Buddy (Homestar Runner, [[Homestar Ruiner]])

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipies]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (himself, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (himself, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (himself, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])

'''Other'''
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*[[Graw Mad]] (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]]; Little Girl, [[car|commentary for car]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (The King of Town, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (himself, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])

'''Other'''
*Punchnya Strovski (himself, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*Rondell (himself, [[Experimental Film]])
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (himself, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]]; Little Girl [[car|commentary for car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])
*S.S. (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Elephants-gerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, [[Main Page 23]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts'''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])
*P² (P-squared) (Homestar, [[On Break]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])

'''Other'''
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)

===[[Marzipan]]===
'''General'''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])
*Stupid (Homestar Runner, [[Where's the Cheat]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Bellsman (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (herself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])

'''Other'''
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])
*Matzah Ball (herself, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Marzi Kong (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (himself, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Mrs. Grey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Powered by The Cheat'''
*You biscuithead (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])
*Fool (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

'''Shorts'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Chauncey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (himself as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[The Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
''' Other '''
*Furious Fingers ([[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])
*The Of Town ([[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
*Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' General'''
*This little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]]; Strong Sad, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (himself, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (himself, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (himself, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (himself, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])

==Minor Characters==
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

'''[[Sherlock]]'''
*A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])

'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''

*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===
'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (himself, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

'''[[Fat Dudley]]'''
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

'''[[The Sneak]]'''
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]'''
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

'''[[Sickly Sam]]'''
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
'''[[Gunhaver]]'''
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
*Daddy Gunhavy (himself, [[Let us give TANKS!]])

'''[[Reynold]]'''
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
*fair maidens (D n' D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*You Undapants (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[So and So]]'''
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

'''[[What's Her Face]]'''
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

'''[[The Ugly One]]'''
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===
'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (himself, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]''' 
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===Miscellaneous===
'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

'''[[Marshie]]'''
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*Creepazoid (Homestar, Puppet main page)

'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

'''John Flansburgh (of TMBG)'''
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

'''[[Carol]]'''
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]], Email [[marzipan]])

'''[[Señor]]'''
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Umpire]]'''
*Mr. Umpire (Homestar, [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]

'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''
* Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])

'''[[Balding Man]]'''
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

'''[[Visor Robot]]'''
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*lappy-pie..poo (email [[retirement]])
*little lady (email [[retirement]])

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Name running gags]]

Nicknames

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Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (himself, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]])

'''Shorts'''
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (himself, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])
*Jackson (Puppet Marshie, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])
*The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackrel]])
*Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (himself, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]] and [[Main Page 25]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (himself, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (himself, [[geddup noise]])
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary)
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]])
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]])
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*Kevin DuBrow (himself, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Sugar-face (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Strong Bad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Batman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*The breakout album of the year (himself, [[Hremail 2000]])
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, [[Hremail 62]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript| Homestar's character page]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Grandma (himself, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])
*The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, [[79 Seconds Left]])
*Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*Behan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackrel]])
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, [[Costume Commercial]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, [[love poems]])
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*e.email cummings (himself, [[rated]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, [[hremail 3184]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster May-an (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, [[retirement]])
*Giantus (himself, [[retirement]])
*The Fake Frenchman (himself, [[retirement]])
*Light 'n Fluffy (himself, [[retirement]])
*Heaven in Tights (himself, [[retirement]])
*Good Fortunator (himself, [[retirement]])
*Bicep Lad (himself, [[retirement]])
*Lebner (himself, [[retirement]])
*Mighty Legit (himself, [[retirement]])
*Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, [[retirement]])
*Wisewallace (himself, [[retirement]])
*The Detroit Locksmith (himself, [[retirement]])
*Prudeacre (himself, [[retirement]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (himself, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (himself, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (himself, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (himself, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (himself, [[other days]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (himself, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (himself, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (himself, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (himself, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (himself, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (himself, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])
*AKA (''pronounced A-Kah'') Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, [[videography]])
*Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison [[for kids]])
'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

'''Other'''
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*The Bee (himself, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Lord Barglebroth (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Brethany (Senor Cardgage, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])
*Buddy (Homestar Runner, [[Homestar Ruiner]])

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipies]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (himself, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (himself, [[army]])
*That one little guy (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (himself, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])

'''Other'''
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*[[Graw Mad]] (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]]; Little Girl, [[car|commentary for car]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (The King of Town, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (himself, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])

'''Other'''
*Punchnya Strovski (himself, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*Rondell (himself, [[Experimental Film]])
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (himself, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]]; Little Girl [[car|commentary for car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])
*S.S. (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Elephants-gerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, [[Main Page 23]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts'''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])
*P² (P-squared) (Homestar, [[On Break]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])

'''Other'''
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)

===[[Marzipan]]===
'''General'''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])
*Stupid (Homestar Runner, [[Where's the Cheat]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Bellsman (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (herself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])

'''Other'''
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])
*Matzah Ball (herself, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Marzi Kong (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (himself, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Mrs. Grey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Powered by The Cheat'''
*You biscuithead (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])
*Fool (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

'''Shorts'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Chauncey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (himself as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[The Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
''' Other '''
*Furious Fingers ([[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])
*The Of Town ([[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
*Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' General'''
*This little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]]; Strong Sad, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (himself, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (himself, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (himself, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (himself, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])

==Minor Characters==
===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

'''[[Sherlock]]'''
*A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])

'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''

*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===
'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'''
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (himself, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

'''[[Fat Dudley]]'''
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

'''[[The Sneak]]'''
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]'''
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

'''[[Sickly Sam]]'''
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
'''[[Gunhaver]]'''
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
*Daddy Gunhavy (himself, [[Let us give TANKS!]])

'''[[Reynold]]'''
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
'''[[Teen Girl Squad]]'''
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
*fair maidens (D n' D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*You Undapants (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
'''[[Cheerleader]]'''
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

'''[[So and So]]'''
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

'''[[What's Her Face]]'''
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

'''[[The Ugly One]]'''
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===
'''[[Stinkoman]]'''
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (himself, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]''' 
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===Miscellaneous===
'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

'''[[Marshie]]'''
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*Creepazoid (Homestar, Puppet main page)

'''[[They Might Be Giants]]'''
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

'''John Flansburgh (of TMBG)'''
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

'''[[Carol]]'''
*Carl (The Cheat, [[Seasonal Sweaters]], Email [[marzipan]])

'''[[Señor]]'''
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

'''[[The Umpire]]'''
*Mr. Umpire (Homestar, [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]

'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''
* Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])
* T. Mendous Savings (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (Senor Cardgage, Email [[kind of cool]])

'''[[Balding Man]]'''
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

'''[[Visor Robot]]'''
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (Saddy Dumpington, [[A Folky Tale]])

'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

'''[[Trogdor]]'''
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

'''[[Tandy 400]]'''
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

'''[[Compy 386]]'''
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

'''[[Lappy 486]]'''
*lappy-pie..poo (email [[retirement]])
*little lady (email [[retirement]])

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Name running gags]]

User:Andyroid

2010-12-15T16:56:16Z

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==Who I Is==
A twenty-something college student from southeast Pennsylvania. I've been a Homestar Fan since the early days of the [[Compy]] [[Strong Bad Emails]]. Besides Homestar Runner, I enjoy animation (both Western and Eastern), comics & manga, games of all sorts (be they computer, video, card, or board), and the works of Terry Pratchett.

==Faves/Least Faves==
*Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[alternate universe]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]]
*Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Peasant's Quest]]
*Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
*Least Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[underlings]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Homestarloween Party]]
*Least Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Homestar Quiz]]
*Least Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

User:Andyroid

2010-08-18T12:13:25Z

Andyroid:

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==Who I Is==
A twenty-something college student from southeast Pennsylvania. I've been a Homestar Fan since the early days of the [[Compy]] [[Strong Bad Emails]]. Besides Homestar Runner, I enjoy animation (both Western and Eastern), comics & manga, games of all sorts (be they computer, video, card, or board), and the works of Terry Pratchett.

==Faves/Least Faves==
*Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[alternate universe]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]]
*Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Peasant's Quest]]
*Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
*Least Favorite [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[crying]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Big_Toons|Big Toon]]: [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*Least Favorite [[Toons#Holiday_Toons|Holiday Toon]]: [[Homestarloween Party]]
*Least Favorite [[Games|Game]]: [[Homestar Quiz]]
*Least Favorite [[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

8-Bit is Enough

2010-08-17T00:28:06Z

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[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 trogdorstrongbadia.png|thumb|"Uhh... Anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]

[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 235x225.png|125px|left]][[Image:8-Bit is Enough Logo.png|125px|left]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan, Mike Stemmle, Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. Rated E10+ for [[alcohol]] and [[tobacco]] reference, comic mischief, mild cartoon violence, and mild suggestive themes by the ESRB.

When Strong <strike>Bad's</strike> [[Blatant Lies|Sad's]] botched-up stunt damages the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor Arcade Machine]], [[Trogdor]] makes his debut, doing what he does best: burninating the countryside! What's more, other 8-bit games are leaking into the real world, throwing [[Free Country, USA]] into chaos! Only [[Strong Bad|High Lord Awesome]] can take back the night and conquer this scorching menace, once and for all! Only question is: anybody know how to kill a dragon?

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (as [[Munchox]]), {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}, [[Videlectrix Guys]], [[Bear Holding a Shark]], [[Gel-Arshie]][[Category:Marshie Filmography]], [[Snake Boxer 5|Boxer Joe]], [[Math Kickers|The Algebros]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe|Dancing Bear]], {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Old Man]], miscellaneous [[peasants]], [[Browntant]], [[Chorch]], [[Horrible Painting]], [[ULTIMATE TROGDOR!!!]], [[Ultimate Strong Bad]], {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}

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[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Mad's Room]] 
[[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
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[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 
[[TROGDOR!|Trogdor Arcade Machine]] 

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[[Videlectrix Mainframe]] 
[[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]] 
[[Peasantry]] 
[[Planet K]] 
[[Halfathlon]]/[[Race Track]] 
[[Trog-Cave]]

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'''Date:''' December 15, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

==Preview Transcript==
[[Image:TrogdorintheBasement.png|thumb|"Aw, crapsicles!"]]
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" is displayed in the [[Fonts#Joystix|Joystix font]]. Cut to the back of the television, with a short bit of dramatic music. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe, with the music also heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! ''{Puts down the controller, squints his eyes}'' Aw, crapsicles.

''{Stinkoman pops up from behind the viewer's left side of the couch, Strong Bad looks at him}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! ''{Stinkoman points at Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn! ''{Cut to a close up of Stinkoman}'' For babies! ''{The camera zooms in closer and angles in on Stinkoman}'' Who have a turn!

''{Cut back to couch. Strong Bad is still squinting his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Tilts his head down}'' Okay! Man, ''{Tilts his head up}'' shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch, with his shoulders shrugging, Strong Bad looks at him}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! ''{Stinkoman lowers his shoulders. Strong Bad lowers his eyelids.}'' And your head is wide ''{Stinkoman makes a distance with his hands.}'' like the river! ''{Points at Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks away from him, eyelids still lowered}'' You have the river head! ''{While laughing, he appears on the left side of the couch, then the top of the screen, then the bottom right corner of the screen, and last the bottom-left-center corner of the screen.}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling kamikaze background with a shing sound effect. An orchestra-themed music plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" and with "New episode every month!" in yellow in Joystix as in a black strip in the same swirling kamikaze background. The screen goes black. Thunder and brief glimpses reveal Trogdor. Trogdor roars. The Trogdor theme from the Peasant's Quest plays. There is then a cut to Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing inaudibly, and Trogdor is roaring. There is a pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Cut to a black screen, fading in the text "www.telltalegames.com" or "Play it on WiiWare" in Joystix. "www.telltalegames.com" appears on the PC version or on the online video, while "Play it on WiiWare" will be shown on the Wii version.}''

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:Sbcg4ap105 knockedout.png|<center>The arcade classic comes to life</center>
File:live via stolen cell phone.png|<center>"What was option number four?"</center>
File:Flickerin' and flashin'.png|<center>Flickerin' and flashin' in the sky</center>
File:Homespam.png|<center>"Im in your interface!"</center>
File:MarziKong and Bubs.png|<center>"Help, Strong Bad!"</center>
Image:Videlectrix Mainframe.png|<center>Videlectrix Mainframe</center>
Image:Sbcg4ap105 ghosts.png|<center>Colonial Ghosts</center>
Image:ProFruitboarder.png|<center>[[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]]</center>
Image:8-Bit Stinkoman20X6.png|<center>Stinkoman 20X6</center>
</gallery>

== Inventory ==
*???
*Cell Phone
*Key
*8-Bit Key
*8-Bit Lantern
*Light Musket
*Logic Board
*Med Kit
*Quarter
*Quest Thingie
*8-Bit Quill
*Scorpion Food
*Snakes
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
*8-Bit Tea Bag
*TrogSword(TM)
*Trophy

===Party Members===
*Algebros
*Boxer Joe
*Gel-Arshie
*The Innkeeper
*Limozeen's Space Machine
*Mista Fixit (The Poopsmith)
*Peasants
*Performing Bear
*Putchnya Shotski (Strong Mad)
*Rather Dashing

== Ranks ==
#''(blank)''
#Creepy Adult Software
#Games "For Girls"
#Sub-Text Adventure
#Point 'n' Sick Stories
#Buisness Casual Game
#Weird Japanese RPG
#Flight Stimulator 2009
#2nd Person Shooter
#Non-Lame Movie Tie-In
#Omnisensory VR Netskin
#SBCG4AP MMORPG!!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Shovelware|Shovelware]] is low quality, quickly ported or programmed computer programs, usually done to capitalize on a trend or make a quick profit.
*In the intro, Strong Sad says that the arcade game's fan needs to be serviced, and Strong Bad asks where he can find any fan service. [[Wikipedia:Fanservice|Fanservice]] is content added mainly to please the fans. It is quite appropriate, then, that Trogdor starts to break out of the arcade immediately after Strong Bad's question.
*"Yatta!" is a Japanese word which means "I did it!", or "All right!" in English.
*Placing a pineapple slice in gelatin will cause the gelatin to dissolve.
*A [[Wikipedia:Slush fund|slush fund]] is a reserve of money set aside for illegal or dishonest purposes.
*Strong Bad calls Strong Mad "Red Square", referring to the [[Wikipedia: Red Square|Red Square]] in the [[Wikipedia: Soviet Union|Soviet Union]].

===Trivia===
*This is the only episode to lack [[Pom Pom]]; since [[Homsar]] is also missing, this means that this episode has the fewest main characters at 10; all of the others had 11 or 12.
*This and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] are the only two episodes to happen on the same day.
**Despite this, there is a calendar on the [[Computer Room]] wall despite the fact it was missing from the present-day opening of Dangeresque 3.
*In 2010, in celebration of [[Trogday]], the PC version was made available for free for the whole day.

===Remarks===
*In the preview for this episode, Strong Bad has a black outline, and his arms look oddly deformed for some reason.
*Even in extended play, you cannot go outside with a costume in this episode.
**This is likely because you will become Rather Dashing if you visit Peasantry in Extended Play.
*When the difficulty slider is set to "high", but the lever hasn't been pulled to make Professor Pineapple shoot fruit in Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, there is a steady stream of pineapple slices, but no other changes to the game. However, when both are set, there is an extremely high amount of fruit even discounting the fruit Professor Pineapple shoots.
*If you click the main menu button near the peasants running around at the inn they turn around and look at you.
*In Stinkoman 20X6, extra lives appear as multiple Stinkomans (one per life). However, in the actual Stinkoman 20X6 game, a Stinkoman head with a number next to it is used to list extra lives, rather than each extra life being represented by a Stinkoman clone.
*When Chorch runs into Stinkoman, Stinkoman loses all four of his energy units instead of just one.
*In the preview for this episode, both Stinkoman and Trogdor enter the real world, but only Trogdor enters the real world in the actual game.
*When used in the fight against the Ultimate Trogdor, Gel-Arshie claims that he can't be burninated because he's inflammable. However, inflammable actually means the same thing as flammable.
*Homestar remarks that his favorite Olympic hero competed in the "1982 Winter Olympics". There were no Olympics held in 1982, as both the Summer and Winter Olympics were held in the same year until 1994. Since the Olympics were held in 1980, the next Olympics weren't until 1984.
*The trophy resembles the [[Atari Dragon]]'s chalice.
*This episode is unusual in that in Extended Play, all the [[main characters]] mysteriously disappear (except of course, for Strong Bad, and The Cheat in the Photo Booth).

===Goofs===
*During the credits, when RoboKingofTown is shown, he is not wearing the sunglasses he wore earlier in the game.
*Also during the credits, [[Nebulon]] is not shown even though the Space Clown and Algebraic Expression are.
*The credits subtitle for Stinkoman says "THE POOPSMITH" for a second before he reaches the vertical center.
*One of the emails will still be marked as unread even after Strong Bad reads it.

===Glitches===
*The costume items from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, excluding the Dangeresque Glasses, are not available in the Snap Shak in the PC version, apparently due to a writing error in Episode 4.
*During the cutscene when Gel-Arshie is obtained, the Gel-Arshie game cartridge can be seen floating where The Cheat was holding it before the lights went out. It disappears after the game saves.
*Sometimes during the fight against Ultimate Trogdor, you cannot use a Peasant on the upper left-hand pedestal.
*In the Stinkoman 20X6 location, if you click the really tall ladder when it's built while on the starting platform, the cutscene will play and you'll be on the lower platform, next to the ladder. Clicking anywhere warps you back to the left edge of the starting platform.

===Inside References===
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the email [[alternate universe]], and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
**Stinkoman also insulted Strong Bad in [[alternate universe]], saying he has a big nose.
*References to the first four SBCG4AP episodes include:
**The [[Taranchula]] standee that Strong Bad "fights" in [[Strong Badia the Free]] returning, but without the fire and ice heads.
**Homestar stating that quarters taste like butterscotch, like he did in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] when the hole in the [[Strong Badia|Strong Borneo]] fence is examined in extended play.
**Strong Bad talking about the [[Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton]] he won during the Race to the End of the Race, a reference to [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**When Strong Bad collects the scorpion food, he sings, "Puttin' scorpion food in my pants; hope I don't get stung!", echoing his singing "Puttin' bat hutches in my pants; hope I don't get bit!" in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When the Limozeen [[The Space Machine|Space Machine]] picks up "Marzy-Kong", [[Larry]] exclaims, "Oh, crap! It's that crazy lady from the Battle of the Bands!!" as another reference to [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**Strong Bad mumbling, "[[Rhinofeeder]]", which he also mumbled in the beginning of [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Trogdor claiming that he can't handle Strong Bad's style, which Strong Bad said that nobody could in [[Homestar Ruiner]], unless they are a pretty lady.
*The introductory narration is similar to the one used in [[fingers]]. The announcer of said introduction also appeared in the same email.
**Homestar also mispronounced "Previously" in [[DNA Evidence]].
**The word "People" is mispronounced as "Peppel", which was previously heard in the [[coloring#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[coloring]]. It specifically refers to a possible color name that The Brothers Chaps discuss.
*When Strong Bad goes through a video game portal, his three transformations are the Strong Bad from the low-quality 3-D game in the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]], [[Atari Strong Bad]], and [[Secret Collect.]] Strong Bad, respectively.
*[[Mr. Shmallow]] can be seen on the Pineapple Gun.
*Upon entering the Peasantry area, Strong Bad will remark on the game's status as "the best-selling video computer TV game of all time", as it was previously referred to as in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
**Likewise, the music from the trailer plays as background music in Peasantry and at the final battle, and Rather Dashing speaks exactly as he does in the trailer.
*The [[wikipedia:Pitfall!|Pitfall!]] Scorpions from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] return in Halfathlon.
*In addition to the four historical figures, the puzzle wheel in the Videlectrix Mainframe depicts Trogdor, the [[Jhonka]], [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]], and [[Kid Speedy]].
*The loading screen for the first-person segment reads "Get [[SBLOUNSKCHED]]!", a reference to [[candy product]].
*In Extended Play, when trying to get ye flask, the text on the bottom reads "[[seriously]], get ye flask".
*When Chorch gets angry, he says he will make Stinkoman wish he was never born. This phrase was mentioned in Chorch's description in the [[Stinkomanual]].
*Clicking on the pennants in Extended Play will show a credits sequence that mentions [[Cherry Greg]], [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews|"Lem" Sportsinterviews]], [[Douglas]], [[Levert Burtmore]], [[The Deke]], and [[Dennis]], along with [[Strong Sad]] and [[The Cheat]].
*The "ultimate" form of Strong Bad was mentioned numerous times during the production of SBCG4AP, namely the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] and the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]. Strong Bad complained numerous times about [[Telltale Games]] not using the "concept art", explaining Strong Bad's remark of "Whoa! They ''finally'' listened to me!"
**The concept art appears again during and after the credits.
*The final cutscene has an instance of [[couch mumbling]].
*Homestar previously ate coins (albeit more deliberately) in [[do over]].
*Homestar mentions his [[hremail]]s in one of the hints he gives.
*When Strong Bad first enters Stinkoman 20X6, he says, "Now I want to be the guy too.", paraphrasing [[1-Up]]'s line in [[japanese cartoon]]: "Everybody says you're the guy. But I wanna be the guy too!"
*On the title screen and during the credits, the music is an instrumental version of [[Please Stop Trying To Handle My Style]].
*The 8-bit lantern resembles the one in [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Strong Bad asks Strong Sad to "shut up [[nine times]]".
*The dual inclusion of the Roman helmet and Old Timey [[Free Country, USA]] background in the photo booth may refer to an Easter egg in [[highschool]].
*When Stinkoman is defeated by Browntant and Chorch, he says "You made my stummy hurt!" This is a reference to the game over screen of Stinkoman 20X6.
*[[Homestar]] says that [[Coach Z]] bet him a "moist Benjamin" that he couldn't catch Lucky George in his mouth, which is a reference to [[shapeshifter]].

===Real-World References===
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Lady Crate Ape is a take off of [[Donkey Kong]], possibly, in the same trend as [[Wikipedia:Ms. Pac-Man|Ms. Pac-Man]].
**When Marzipan is possessed by the spirit of the game, her expression is similar to Kong's expression on the original video game cabinet. Strong Bad also frequently refers to her as "Marzy-Kong".
**The way the portions of the scaffolding are put together and fall down when she stomps on the roof mimics the way the game begins in most versions, minus the part where the entire thing collapses.
**Marzipan also throws crates continuously, similarly how Donkey Kong throws barrels continuously
**Like Donkey Kong, Marzipan has a hostage (in this case, Bubs). Donkey Kong's hostage was Pauline, a precursor to Peach.
*Strong Bad complains about taking a [[Wikipedia:The Color Purple|''The Color Purple'']] personality quiz when answering an email.
*Strong Bad climbing the vine with the smiling cloud on the Awesomeness screen is modeled after [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]].
**Similarly, the bushes with eyes in the intro screen are another reference to the ''[[Mario]]'' series.
**Homestar saying "Hurray! You win! Ptoo! Ptoo!" could also be a reference to Mario, because when you win a level in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Bros.]], fireworks would go off with a similar sound.
**When Strong Bad first enters Peasantry, he assumes hitting his head on things will make coins come out, a reference to the theme of making coins come out of blocks by jumping into them in said series.
***This could also refer to the act of somersaulting into trees to get various objects in [[The Legend of Zelda]] series, also by [[Nintendo]].
**The music and appearance of the ghosts haunting the House of Strong (particularly the ghosts flying out the front when outside) is reminiscent of the ghost houses in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]].
*Some of the games depicted on the Awesomeness screen are [[Wikipedia:Pong|Pong]], [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]], and [[Wikipedia:Asteroids (video game)|Asteroids]].
*At one point, Gel-Arshie says "Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!" in exactly the same way Hugh Bliss says his catchphrase "Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!" in ''[[Wikipedia:Sam And Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy|Sam And Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]''.
*"The ladder is a lie" may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Portal (video game)|Portal]], where the phrase "the cake is a lie" is written all around the testing facility.
*Homestar mentions that he used his lucky quarter to beat [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Masher]], [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter 2|Street Masher 2]], and [[Wikipedia:Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo|Street Masher 2: Slightly Different Costumes Edition]]; these games seem to be based on the [[Street Fighter]] series, and indeed, ''Street Fighter II'' was infamous for having many minor variations before ''Street Fighter III'' came out.
*Homestar will, at one point, pop up and say "Hey! Listen!" He does so in the same fashion as Navi in [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time]].
**The locked door at the end of the game is similar to the locked doors in Ocarina of Time, as well.
**Strong Bad's annoyance at Homestar's appearances reflects fan criticism of Navi's purpose.
*If Strong Bad shoots at a ghost in The Field and misses, The Cheat pops up to laugh at him. This is similar to [[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]], where the player's hunting dog does the same.
*Strong Sad saying "You shall not pass!" is a reference to Gandalf's confrontation with the Balrog in [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|The Fellowship of the Ring]].
*Also, Strong Sad's line "Abandon all hope, ye who enter" is a reference to what is written above the entrance to the gates of Hell in Dante's epic poem [[Wikipedia:Divine Comedy|The Divine Comedy]].
*The first person section is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wolfenstein 3D|Wolfenstein 3D]] by iD Software; the King of Town's appearance and death speech are references to that game's depiction of Hitler.
**In addition, the name of the castle where this takes place is "Castle Poopenstein".
**When switching to first person perspective, Strong Bad says "Quake and fear". [[Wikipedia:Quake|Quake]] and [[Wikipedia:F.E.A.R.|F.E.A.R.]] are two popular first person shooters.
**In addition, the "Get Sblounskched" loading bar is from Wolfenstein 3D (in which it reads "Get Psyched!").
**The King of Town carries two machine guns, similar to the final boss in Wolfenstein 3D.
*The show that Strong Bad says on TV, "Videlectrix Saturday Mornideo Games", refers to the Saturday Morning cartoon series ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Supercade|Saturday Supercade]]'' which aired on [[Wikipedia:CBS|CBS]] from 1983 to 1985.
*The words "ALL WORK AND NO FRUIT MAKES GEL-ARSHIE A DULL BOY" that fill up the TV screen after beating the Gel-Arshie game with the kill screen is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Shining (film)|The Shining]]''.
*Strong Bad looking through the TrogSword in 20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Thundercats|Thundercats]]'', in particular Lion-O's transformation sequence. He also makes a reference to [[Wikipedia:He-Man|He-Man]] during this sequence.
**The TrogSword also looks very similar to Lion-O's sword with a symbol of Trogdor in the hilt instead of the Thundercats symbol.
*Several historical figures appear in the "Spirit of '76" game, including [[Wikipedia:John Hancock|John Hancock]], [[Wikipedia:Benjamin Franklin|Benjamin Franklin]], [[Wikipedia:Samuel Adams|Samuel Adams]], and [[Wikipedia:Paul Revere|Paul Revere]]. All figure significantly in the American Revolution.
**Samuel Adams saying he "probably invented beer" refers to the [[Wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]] brand of beer.
**When you give John Hancock the item, he says to make sure your family is insured, a reference to the [[Wikipedia:John Hancock Insurance|John Hancock Insurance]] company.
*Interacting with the mirror in the bathroom will make Strong Bad reference the [[Wikipedia:Bloody Mary (folklore)|Bloody Mary legend]].
*The Gel-Arshie portion of the game is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]], a 1993 product placement game for 7-Up that featured its red mascot on a surf board.
*After using Gel-Arshie on the brick wall, he says the line "What's in the box?", a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Seven (film)|Se7en]]''.
*The "Bloodstone" in Trogdor's Lair is a reference to the game [[Wikipedia:Return to Krondor|Return to Krondor]], in which there is a "Nightstone" that casts everything in red light and reveals a hidden place, which holds the secret to destroying your enemy forever.
*Strong Bad's remark about the peasants starting a commune is a reference to [[Monty Python|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']], specifically the scene in which Dennis explains that he and his fellow peasants are an [[wikipedia:Anarcho-syndicalism|anarcho-syndicalist]] commune.
*When Strong Mad is in Halfathlon, he will exclaim "[[Wikipedia:Glasnost|GLASNOST]]! [[Wikipedia:Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn|SOLZHENITSYN]]!"
**When Strong Bad responds, his pronunciation of "Puttin'" likely refers to [[Russia|Russian]] prime minister and former president, [[Wikipedia:Vladamir Putin|Vladamir Putin]].
**"Zhivago" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Doctor Zhivago|Doctor Zhivago]], while "Lysenko" is a reference to [[wikipedia: Tatyana Lysenko|Tatyana Lysenko]], a female hammer thrower.
*When Strong Bad gives the trophy to Strong Mad, he says "ich bin ein [[donut]]". This is a spoof of [[Wikipedia:Ich bin ein Berliner|Ich bin ein Berliner]]. Furthermore, it is a play on the urban legend that the [[German]] phrase means "I am a jelly donut."
*When entering Peasantry from the Videlectrix Mainframe any time after solving the code wheel, Strong Bad says, "Load p-quest comma eight comma one" referencing LOAD“FILE”,8,1 the command needed to load games and programs into many [[Wikipedia:Commodore International|Commodore]] computers.
*When summoning Boxer Joe, Strong Bad sometimes says "Round 1, FIGHT!" the same way the announcer does in [[Mortal Kombat]].
*When Strong Bad finally uses the performing bear, he shouts "I choose you." This is a reference to [[Pokémon]].
*In the game's music files, Halfathlon is referred to as [[Wikipedia:Summer Games|Summer Games]].
*"The Videlectrix Halfathlon" title mimics the similarly named The Activision Decathlon.
*The box art for Mista Fixit is modeled after the "album cover" boxes of early [[Wikipedia:Electronic Arts|Electronic Arts]], complete with an incorporation of the company's logo into the artwork.
*The Mista Fixit game and character may be a reference to the online building game [[Wikipedia:Roblox|Roblox]], as he wears a hard hat and asks Strong Bad if he wants to build something.
*Revealing the ghosts with the camera is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Fatal Frame|Fatal Frame]] series of games, where you also reveal and defeat ghosts in a similar fashion.
*The Videlectrix Power magazine is a reference to the real-world [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Power|Nintendo Power]] magazine.
*The music and the jump celebration by Strong Bad after defeating Ultimate Trogdor may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy Series]].
*The scene where Strong Bad wakes up and tells everybody they were in his dream is a parody of the ending scene from ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]''.
*Strong Bad calling Strong Sad a "dumpla-lumpa" references the Oompa Loompas, the little men that work for Willy Wonka in [[Wikipedia:Charlie and the Choclate Factory|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]].
*When trying to use the Lappy during the Redcoat Ghost Patrol minigame, Strong Bad declines, saying that he "might get sucked into the screen or something". This is a possible reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Poltergeist (film)|Poltergeist]]''.
*Asking about Stinkoman's robot boots will unleash a diatribe ending with "And I can kick!", which is taken from an infamous 1987 [[Wikipedia:Late Night With David Letterman|Late Night With David Letterman]] interview with [[Wikipedia:Crispin Glover|Crispin Glover]] which also featured large shoes.
*Sometimes when Strong Bad is kicked out of the house by the redcoat ghost, Homestar will pop up and say "The ghosts are coming from inside the house!", a reference to the movie "[[Wikipedia:When a Stranger Calls (1979 film)|When a Stranger Calls]]".
*When Strong Sad walks off with Rather Dashing, he remarks, "I think is the beginning of a beautiful friendship", which is the last line of the film [[Wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]].
*When Strong Bad says, "It's starting to knock the husk out of my naturally husky head", this is a reference to [[Wikipedia:A Charlie Brown Christmas|A Charlie Brown Christmas]] when Frieda says, "It's taking the curl out of my naturally curly hair!"
*One of the Drive-Thru Whale responses, saying that their "fatty melts come scattered, smothered, covered, and humiliated," includes hash brown styles from [[Wikipedia:Waffle House|Waffle House]] (also seen in [[Main Page 5]]).
*Strong Bad calling Homestar a "Pinball Wizard" is a reference to [[The Who]]'s song [[Wikipedia:Pinball Wizard|Pinball Wizard]].
*When Strong Bad looks at the commode, he mentions the abyss staring back at him, a reference to a quote from [[Wikipedia: Friedrich Nietszche|Friedrich Nietzsche]]'s [[Wikipedia:Beyond Good and Evil|Beyond Good and Evil]]: "When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
*Strong Bad calling Strong Sad "Dumpy Kong Jr." is an obvious reference to the NES game Donkey Kong Jr.
* The line "A winner is you" said by Coach Z is a reference to an infamous line from the NES game [[Wikipedia: Pro Wrestling (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Pro Wrestling]].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-398|Telltale blog entry confirming Trogdor's appearance]]
*[[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|Official episode page]]
*[[Forum:14934|forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7349 Telltale forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough]

===Reviews===
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/12/strong_bad_episode_5_8_bit_is_enough WiiWare World review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/938/938668p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/440/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.gameshark.com/reviews/3184/Strong-Bad-Episode-5-8-Bit-is-Enough.htm GameShark review]
*[http://gamebrainspew.com/2009/01/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-e5/ GameBrainSpew review]
*[http://www.gamesradar.com/wii/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-8-bit-is-enough-wiiware/review/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-8-bit-is-enough-wiiware/a-20090106151416192261/g-200812091643093064 GamesRadar review]
*[http://www.cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode58bitisenoughreview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3171893&p=44 1Up.com review]
*[http://pc.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r37090.htm GameZone review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=438&p=1 Video Game Generation review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Strong Sad's Death

2010-08-06T20:58:26Z

Andyroid:

[[Image:imagend dead ss.png|thumb|If only he were still with us.]]
Aside from the usual instances of [[death]], [[Strong Sad]] is often spoken about by other characters as if he is already dead.

==Appearances==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — When the viewer gives Strong Sad the Necco candy wafers, he'll say that they remind him of the colored chalk that he ate in school, which almost killed him.
*Email [[fingers]]— The viewer can see a dead Strong Sad behind the couch in one scene. Also during this sequence, two Easter eggs show Strong Sad stuffed inside a [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker]] and a [[soapbox]].
*Email [[personal favorites]] — Strong Bad types "I swear on Strong Sad's grave" in the unaired email "[[Tape Leg]] 2".
*Email [[impression]] — In complimenting The Cheat's costume, Coach Z says "It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today!"
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad concludes that his "test subject" (Strong Sad) is dead (which Strong Sad immediately denies).
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad as "the elephant-footed ghost-man" (though this is probably because of the shape and color of his head).
*Email [[retirement]] — "Strong Sad's ghost" and "Strong Sad's corpse" are among the entries in Strong Bad's Cloud Shape Spotting Log, as seen in an Easter egg.
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] — Strong Bad refers to Strong Sad as "the ghost of Christmas suck".
*[[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad sculpts a sand headstone and grave for himself, with a single rose on top, and buries himself.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — On finding the Total Load in Pom-Pom's locker, Coach Z may exclaim "Great Strong Sad's Ghost!"
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — When noted that Strong Sad doesn't show up in photos, he claims joyfully that he might have finally willed himself to death.
*[[Compy Catalog]] — Strong Sad's funeral is included in the list of great things Strong Bad says receiving the Catalog in the mail is like.


==See Also==
*[[Death#Strong Sad]]
*[[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]

[[Category:Activity running gags]]
[[Category:Violence]]

Pseudocharacters

2010-07-08T17:09:36Z

Andyroid:

[[Image:Computers_in_harmony.png|thumb|I'm hate hushpuppies.]]
'''Pseudocharacters''' are [[items]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real characters. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are totally depicted as inanimate objects except in a handful of appearances.

==Characters and their abilities==
''Note: this is a partial list of items identified as Pseudocharacters. For a complete list see [[:Category:Pseudocharacters]].''
===[[Lappy 486]]===
*Appears in [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|female form]] from time to time.
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]: Uses [[Malapropisms#Lappy 486|malaprops]] ("Tell whim I love" or "under stairs").
*Email [[retirement]]: Tells [[Strong Bad]] that she dislikes hushpuppies.
*Email [[hremail3184]]: Dies.

===[[Compy 386]]===
*Email [[couch patch]]: Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
*Email [[virus]]: Dies
*Email [[cliffhangers]]: Helps the Tandy 400 kidnap the Lappy 486.
*Email [[retirement]]:
**"Speaks" with The Paper.
**Dies again.

===[[Tandy 400]]===
*Email [[gimmicks]]: Dies.
*Email [[ghosts]]: Haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
*Email [[cliffhangers]]: Helps the Compy 386 kidnap the Lappy 486.
*Email [[retirement]]:
**Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
**"Speaks" with The Paper.
**Dies again.

===[[The Paper]]===
*Responds to Strong Bad's commands.
*[[Sick Day]]: Is able to get sick.
*Email [[retirement]]:
**Translates the wishes of the Compy 386 and the Tandy 400 for Strong Bad.
**Tells Strong Bad he likes hush puppies.
*Email [[the paper]]:
**Can play sports.
**Ties up [[Homestar Runner]].
**Redesigns himself as a goth or as a preppy paper.
**Rescues Strong Bad from a deserted island.
**Dies.
*Email [[animal]]: The Paper is shown being "scared" of the Lappy at first.
*Email [[email thunder]]:
**Comes back from the grave to beat up [[New Paper]].
**Dies.

===[[Frank Bennedetto]]===
*Email [[army]]:
**The members of the [[Homestarmy]] consider him to be a real member.
**Is a casualty of [[the Battle of Strong Badia]] (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries)
**Has a "[[Mrs. Bennedetto|mother]]" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
*Email [[more armies]]: Is honored with a "memorial statue".
*[[Strong Badia The Free]]: Strong Bad honors Frank Bennedetto.

===[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]===
*Email [[montage]]:
**Falls in love with Strong Bad.
**Is [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] co-worker.
**Trains for and defeats Homestar in the [[Champeenship]].
**Has a "spouse" and 2 children.

===[[New Paper]]===
*Emails [[the paper]], [[concert]], and [[bike thief]]: Attempts to impress Strong Bad.
*Emails [[the paper]], [[mini-golf]], [[original]], and [[email thunder]]: Responds to Strong Bad's vocal commands.
*Email [[hremail3184]]: Dies.

===[[Compé]]===
*[[Compy Catalog]]: Plays a joke on Strong Bad.

==See Also==
*[[Robots]]
*[[Characters#Pseudocharacters]]

[[Category:Pseudocharacters|*]]

Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)

2009-09-17T12:11:07Z

Andyroid: /* The Cheat */

[[Image:SB Limozeen Cutout.PNG|thumb|"Is it hard to judge a Battle of the Bands from thousands of miles away?"]][[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the stages of the four [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|bands]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Limozeen==
:''{The Limozeen standee gives the same responses to the same menu options regardless of where it is, and so they've been grouped together in order to streamline the page}''

==="Limozeen"===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, what is THIS supposed to be?
:'''LARRY:''' We're from the band Limozeen, Strong Bad! Here to judge your Battle Royale of the Bands! For your Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not Limozeen, you're a piece of cardboard with some cheap speakers and a microphone.
:'''If spoken to for the first time any stage save the DÖI stage'''
::'''LARRY:''' And cameras!
:'''If spoken to for the first time at the PomStar or Two-O-Duo stages'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sarcastic voice}'' Oh, sorry.
::'''LARRY:''' And don't forget the waving arms! ''{Arm waves}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most disappointed I've been in Limozeen since their court-ordered PSAs against Chocoholism.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey there, "Limozeen" ''{Strong Bad makes air quotes}''
:'''LARRY:''' Strong Bad! Are you rockin' yet?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah.

===="Limozeen" → Strong Bad====
:'''Only appears at the DÖI stage'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' How about that DÖI, huh? They're really tearin' it up!
:'''LARRY:''' I'm about to tear up their entry form if they don't find a song to play soon! At least their lousy lead singer got off-stage.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, what are DÖI's chances of winning the Battle of the Bands?
:'''LARRY:''' ChanCES? They barely even have a CHA, never mind a full CHANCE! Maybe if every other band mysteriously started to suck all of the sudden.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... sudden mysterious suckage? I might be able to help with that... ''{Rubs hands together}''

===="Limozeen" → Cool Tapes====
:'''Only appears at the Cool Tapes stage'''

:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe everybody's gettin' all crazy-go-nuts ''{does a little wiggle-dance}'' for Marzipan's preachy-screechy band!
::'''LARRY:''' Believe it, man! The Cool Tapes make me wanna jump aroud and smash some furniture! I just wish that cute blonde that keeps talkin' would STOP... keep... talkin'.
::'''MARZIPAN''' I'd like to dedicate these next sixteen bars to the plight of our friendly sea mammals... and the ongoing destruction of our dwindling wetlands... and the struggle against the exploitation of women in the media.
::'''LARRY:''' Man! What a downer!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Intrigued}'' Hmmm...
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, you don't REALLY think Marzipan's group's all that great, do you?
::'''LARRY:''' Man, if they'd just stop getting all political, the Cool Tapers'd be running away with this contest!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess the Cool Tapes won't be winning any contests today.
::'''LARRY:''' Well, maybe a contest for worst song I ever heard, but not your Battle of the Bands.

===="Limozeen" → PomStar====
:'''Only appears at the PomStar stage'''

:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys are cardboard professionals, maybe you can tell me: how in the name of Yngwe did Homestar get all smooth?
::'''LARRY:''' I don't know, man! It's like Pom Pom puked all his style right into Homestar's mouth, like a mama bird feeding her chicks!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That is interestingly disgusting!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, PomStar sure didn't disappoint at disappointing.
::'''LARRY:''' That mess was crazy with a K! I thought Homsar was the one who said the insane stuff, not Homestar!

===="Limozeen" → Two-O-Duo====
:'''Only appears at the Two-O-Duo stage'''

:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why is the crowd going so nutso for Coach Z's not-so good rapping?
::'''LARRY:''' It's not the rhymes they love, it's the moves! ''{Shot of Two-O-Duo}'' All great bands know how to move on stage, and the Two-O-Duo's got moves that proves!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Proves what?
::'''LARRY:''' Proves that terrible rhyming can be overcome by uncontrollable spazzing!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So it's really just Coach Z's quote-unquote "dancing" that's keeping the Two-O-Duo from losing the Battle of the Bands?
::'''LARRY:''' Yeah, totally!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Is it me, or has the crowd turned against the Two-O-Duo?
::'''LARRY:''' Bad dancing is the number-one problem facing at-risk youngsters, Strong Bad. These guys are a menace!

===="Limozeen" → Limozeen====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, if you're not really here, where are you... really?
:'''LARRY:''' We're 'zeenin' down I-97 in our Tour-Bus-mozeen, beaming our mascara'd eyes, teased hair, and pierced ears to you via satellite!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So... basically you're sitting in a tour bus with some crappy webcams.
:'''LARRY:''' ''{Rolling his Rs... and Ws}'' Rock 'n' roll webcams!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is it hard to judge a Battle of the Bands from thousands of miles away?
:'''LARRY:''' Well, don't tell anyone, but we really don't do much judging at these things!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?
:'''LARRY:''' We let the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter do it!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're letting a soulless machine be the judge of MY Battle of the Bands? That's awesome!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' At first I was disappointed you guys didn't show up in person, but I think I actually like the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter much better.
:'''LARRY:''' Yeah, that thing gets ALL the groupiest groupies when he tours with us.

===="Limozeen" → Battle of the Bands stage====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the current status of the Battle?
:'''LARRY:''' The Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter knows all, li'l man!

===="Limozeen" → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it's been real (or not), but I've got a show to run.
:'''LARRY:''' Later!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep it "real" ''{Strong Bad makes air quotes}'' Limozeen.
:'''LARRY:''' Hey! Was that a jab?
:'''If said at the Two-O-Duo stage'''
::'''LARRY:''' Don't make us come down there, punk!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think I'll go look for something more, um, animated to talk to for a while.
:'''LARRY:''' Bye!

====Bleach → Limozeen====
:'''While at any stage save the Two-O-Duo stage'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, Limozeen?
::'''LARRY:''' Yeah, Strong Bad?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the bleach}'' Would you mind holding this bleach for a couple of minutes? It's kind of a product-placement thing.
::'''LARRY:''' Totally! I hold bleach all the time! Bleach in my hair, bleach in my jeans, bleach in puke stains!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks! Hmmm... ''{Looks for a place to hang the bleach, and sees none}'' Crap! This cardboard cut-out doesn't have any useful hand-holds! ''{Puts the bleach away}''
::'''LARRY:''' Aww, man! I wanted to be holding bleach.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no place on THIS cardboard cut-out to put that.

:'''While at the Two-O-Duo stage'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, cardboard-zeen!
::'''LARRY:''' What is it, dude?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Could you hold onto this bleach for a minute?
::'''LARRY:''' Whatever you say, man. After all, it's YOUR Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen!
::''{Strong Bad hooks the bleach over the standee's thumb. The weight of the bottle pulls the hand down, causing the bleach to pour into the pond.}''
::'''LARRY:''' Hey man, should we be pouring bleach into this pristine pond?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, it's eco-friendly bleach. It'll make it way pristinier.
::'''LARRY:''' Well all right!
::''{The pond fish float belly-up to the surface}''

====Billy Club → Limozeen====
:'''While at any stage save the PomStar stage'''
::''{First time only}''
::''{Strong Bad pulls out the billy club}''
::'''LARRY:''' Take it easy with that thing, Strong Bad!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I ain't gonna hurt ya. I just need you to hold it.
::'''LARRY:''' Luscious! Billy clubs are my third-favorite kind of club!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks for a place to put the club, but sees none}'' Rats, there's no place to put it.
::'''LARRY:''' Aww! ''{Strong Bad puts the club away}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no place on THIS cardboard cut-out to put that.

:'''While at the PomStar stage'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Brandishes the club at the standee}'' Hey, cardboard impostors. Can your little webcam feel pain? ''{Hits the standee}''
::'''LARRY:''' Ow! What was that for?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, sorry. I was just, uh, giving you this billy club.
::'''LARRY:''' Whoa, cool! ''{Strong Bad puts the club on the standee's hand}'' We can have a hot cop chick hold on to this in our next video!

====Camera → Limozeen====
:'''While at the PomStar stage, and it is empty-handed'''
::''{Note that '''Camera → Whale''' has the same effect}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the camera}'' Okay, everybody look stiff and lifeless. ''{Takes the photo}'' Hmmm... the delicious combination of heavy metal and fiberglass whale IS compelling, but it's missing that special something to tie it to the railroad tracks.

:'''While at the PomStar stage and it has the billy club'''
::''{Note that '''Camera → Whale''' has the same effect}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the camera and backs up}'' Okay, whale, work with me... ''{Takes the photo, which is then displayed to the player}'' Wow, this looks great! If you squint your eyes, it kinda looks like Perry's whaling the ambergris out of the whale! Or is it Gary?

:'''While at the Two-O-Duo stage, and it is empty-handed'''
::''{Note that '''Camera → Pond''' has the same effect}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the camera and backs up}'' Hmm, let's see... ''{Takes the photo, looks, then puts it away}'' Nice juxtaposition of big hair and big water, but it lacks a certain je ne say wha...

:'''While at the Two-O-Duo stage and it has the bleach'''
::''{Note that '''Camera → Pond''' has the same effect}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the camera and backs up}'' Okay, this looks promising... ''{Takes the photo, which is then displayed to the player}'' Hot sprinkly dang! This totally looks like Limozeen's polluting the sprinkly heck out that pond!

===Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter===
:'''When no bands have been sabotaged'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I'm gonna have to engage in some serious sabo-too-ji if I want to make those other bands blow more chunks than DÖI.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, we still suck.

:'''When one band has been sabotaged'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, NOW we're getting somewhere. But with Homsar and the King of Town in my band, I'm gonna need to make sure EVERY other act gets a nice big slice of suck pie.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothin' new here.

:'''When two bands have been sabotaged'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's two miserable bands down, one soon-to-be miserable band to go! Bwah-ha-haaaa!

:'''When all three bands have been sabotaged'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothin' new here.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, we still suck.

==Cool Tapes Stage==
'''On the first arrival in the scene'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see what Marzipan's stupid band has cooked up.
:''{Cool Tapes finishes a song}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yaayy!
:'''BUBS:''' All right, all right!
:'''LARRY:''' Outta sight, man!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Thank you! Thank you! For our next number, we'd like to take you on a musical journey I like to call "The Same Riff for Several Minutes".
:''{As Cool Tapes start playing, the camera pans over the rapt spectators, including Strong Bad.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, they've been practicing! But, it's nothing I can't find a way to sabotage.

'''At intervals when in the scene, before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I'd like to dedicate these next sixteen bars to the plight of our friendly sea mammals...
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ... and the ongoing destruction of our dwindling wetlands...
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ... and the struggle against the exploitation of women in the media.

'''After showing Marzipan the third piece of anti-Limozeen evidence'''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Microphone feedback}'' Listen up, everyone! I've got a new song I want to sing. A song about our so-called "judges!" It's called "Limozeen... Is Not Very Nice"
:'''BUBS:''' What?
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Say what?
:'''LARRY:''' We're what?
:'''MARZIPAN''' ''{singing}'' Limozeen is not very nice. Beating baby whales is not very nice. That's why I call this song Limozeen is not very nice. Objectifying women is not very nice. That's why I call this song... I'll sing it all day long... Limozeen is not very nice! Cool Tapes, Coo-hool Tapes!
:''{Long silence}''
:'''HOMESTAR/BUBS/LARRY:''' Booo!
:'''LARRY:''' Those tapes aren't very cool at all! You guys get negative eight million points for writing a catchy anti-Limozeen anthem!
:''{A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter showing the Cool Tapes' approval drop like a rock. Strong Bad laughs evilly}''

===Banner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Cool Tapes"... I'M the one who's supposed to be into obsolete media and electronics!

===Billy Club===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, hello, billy club.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You want it?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't you need it?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Not really. I prefer to keep the peace through rational discourse.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Derisively}'' Yeah, that'll work. ''{Takes the billy club}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Backed up by ten thousand volts!
:''{Strong Sad electrocutes Strong Bad with his taser. Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with the billy club. Strong Sad wheezes}''

===Box===
:''{First time only. Strong Bad looks under the box, and finds a page of the Limozeen game manual}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Oh, man.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Ugh.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Nope.

===Bubs===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes or the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Bubs! Shouldn't you be on-stage with Coach Z?
::'''BUBS:''' I put him on an extended dance break. He'll be fine for a couple hours at least!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So...
::'''BUBS:''' Don't bother me while I'm cheerin', man! Yayy!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes, but before he sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage with Coach Z right now?
::'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I probably should. Now that the Cool Tapes have lost their cool, we might be able to win this thing!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' AND another thing!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Another thing? Booo!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...
::'''BUBS:''' Don't hassle me while I'm booin', man! ''{Softly}'' Booo!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo, but before he sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, that Coach Z hits like a girl! I don't see any bruises, welts or anything!
::'''BUBS:''' Yeah, but my pride, ego and reputation all suffered internal bleeding!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So...
::'''BUBS:''' Don't bother me while I'm cheerin', man! Yayy!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both the Two-O-Duo and the Cool Tapes'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So I guess the Two-O-Duo's comeback is kaput?
::'''BUBS:''' Kaput and kaputie! At least we're not the only group having a bad day.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' And have you noticed that as Limozeen's hair gets taller, the hole in the ozone layer gets bigger?
::'''LARRY:''' Boooo-uh!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...
::'''BUBS:''' Don't hassle me while I'm booin', man! ''{Softly}'' Booo!

===The Cheat===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat!
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... The Cheat is looking a bit, dare I say it, overwhelmed.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

===Homestar===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes or PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, shouldn't you be on-stage pursuing your laughable dreams, or somethin'?
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Mister Pom Pom is giving my golden vocal chords a break while he plays an extended piano solo, which is super cool because it gives me a chance to make Marzipan think I support her! Yaayyy!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So...
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Don't stop me now, SB, I'm being supportive! Yaayy!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes, but before he sabotages PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be crooning and gooning on the PomStar stage?
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, I WAS taking a break to pretend to support my girlfriend, but now I'm just kind of embarrassed...
::'''MARZIPAN:''' AND I heard that Limozeen bites the heads off of endangered albino bats!
::'''LARRY:''' Man, we dropped that from our act years ago!
::'''BUBS:''' Boooo!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey--
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Don't bother me! I'm busy turning on my girlfriend! Booo!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar, but before he sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, didn't you used to be the "star" in PomStar?
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Angrily}'' I KNEW I shouldn't have listened to Pom Pom and his crazy radio walkie-talkie scheme! I'm able to walk and talk all by myself at least half the time.

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both PomStar and the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, Marzipan's REALLY turned the crowd against her.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' I know! It's sooo scandalous!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' And do you know who REALLY killed the electric car? That's right, Limozeen.
::'''LARRY:''' It was an accident! It pulled out right in front of us!
::'''BUBS:''' Booo!

===Marzipan===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Marzipan!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sing-song voice}'' I'm busy right now, Strong Bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better wait until she's taking a break.

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Limozeen spelt backwards is "Neezomil." Think about it, people!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I... think I'll catch up with Marzipan after the show.

===Strong Mad===
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno how Strong Mad differentiates between strings with those thumbs he has for fingers... and those forearms he has for thumbs!

===Strong Sad===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, useless. Can you get me back and/or on-stage?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'll let you pass if you can answer my riddle: what has a mask, a bad attitude, and smells like burnt ozone?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You!
:''{Strong Sad electrocutes Strong Bad with his taser. Strong Bad punches Strong Sad in the stomach. Strong Sad wheezes}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Move it along, citizen!

==DÖI Stage — Off-stage==
=== ===
'''On the first arrival in the scene'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ... Now, I know we've all been rehearsing our brains out, which wasn't a problem for you, Homsar, so I think it's finally time to name our band! In the spirit of solid rockidarity, we'll each pick a word...

:''{The player is presented with a menu of five unlabeled options for each of Strong Bad, the King of Town and Homsar in order. The end result of each combination is the same, but the options produce the following words:}''
:'''Strong Bad:'''
:# Diamond
:# Devastating
:# Deluxe
:# Degenerate
:# Demonic
:'''The King of Town:'''
:# Octopus
:# Omelette
:# Oyster
:# Oatmeal
:# Oliveloaf
:'''Homsar:'''
:# Itch Machine
:# Iguanodon
:# Insurance
:# Incorporated
:# Insomniacs

:''{When the name has been selected:}''

====Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No offence, but that's the worst thing I've ever heard, and you're both idiots. Let's try it again... ''{Name selection repeats}''

====Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm... well, it's not as heavy or as metal as I'd like, but brain-crunching music like ours can make even the dumbest band names seem cool. ''{Turns to the mic}'' Okay world, get your socks ready to be rocked off by... ''{A close-up of each letter in the band's acronym is shown, as Strong Bad repeats each of the words selected above.}'' A-one, a-two, a-come and feel the brain crunch! ''{Some artistic shots follow of the King of Town and Homsar playing their respective instruments, before returning to Strong Bad, who shakes his head}'' Wow. We ss-ss-ss-ss-suck. If I wanna win this thing, looks like I'm gonna have to go out and sabotage all the other bands. ''{A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter, showing DÖI losing by a significant margin}'' You guys keep... uh... rockin'. I'm gonna go, um, find some groupies, or something. ''{Gets off the stage}''
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Make sure they bring dip!

===Banner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Deep, echoing voice}'' D! O! I! ... Nope, still not menacing.

===Coloring Book===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this? ''{Picks up the coloring book}'' Sweet! An unspoilt Limozeen Coloring Book! VG condition, light cover wear, some creasing. ''{Puts it away}'' Oh, I'm gonna spoil this thing rotten!

===DÖI===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't think it was possible, but from down here, my band looks even worse.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' STOP SUCKING!
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Thank you! We'll be here all week!

===Homsar===
:'''In extended play. Clicking on the Theremaxx has the same effect'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I shoulda figured you'd still be here.
:'''HOMSAR:''' I leave my itch machine on pause, mostly!
:''{Theremin mini-game starts, though Homsar can no longer hit his head on the fuse box.}''

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the- ''{Finds a poster}'' A DÖI poster? I never gave any approval for these! It does kinda rule, though. Okay, I approve.

==DÖI Stage — On-stage==
'''After Strong Bad has sabotaged all three bands, the scene automatically changes here.'''

:''{Homsar and the King of Town standing on the stage. Suddenly, Strong Bad jumps up onto the stage}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, boys, thanks to the brilliance of your fearless leader, DÖI is about to win the battle of the bands! Let's just see the proof on the ol' Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter! ''{Shot of the aforementioned meter showing DÖI not quite winning}'' Oh, horse parts! We're still behind! Looks like we'll actually have to rock... somehow.
:''{The screen goes black, then comes up again to show the King of Town and Homsar playing their instruments. Strong Bad appears on the top speaker suspended over the stage}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, expensive-ticket holders! Are you ready to be musically, sonically, and if all goes according to plan, physically assaulted?!! ''{Strong Bad drops to the microphone on the stage. Crickets chirp. Shot of Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar and Marzipan in front of the stage, unmoved.}'' Hmm, tough crowd... of people in bands I just sabotaged. ''{Shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter, where DÖI's approval rating drops to the bottom of the scale}'' Lucky for me, I've got a secret weapon to make up for my band's overall suckiness! ''{Gradually more excited}'' Almost better than a flying pig, maybe cooler than a giant robotic demon, is my stage prop to end all stage props! ''{Close-up of some closed curtains at the back of the stage}'' Guaranteed to drive this stupid crowd into a frothing metal frenzy! Once I push that big red button over there, ''{Close-up of said button}'' the prize money, the prize glory, and the prize ladies will be mine! ''{Afterthought}'' Oh, and I'll finally be able to fix my Fun Machine.

===Bats===
:'''Only present after the fan gets disabled'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Waves his hands at the bats}'' Go on! Get out of here! Scram! Vamoose! Endele! Beat it! ''{Gives up}''

:'''Before the lever gets pulled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... looks like my patented "waving my arms around like a lunatic" style won't do the trick here.

:'''After the lever gets pulled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, craptastic! How's the audience ever gonna see my show-stopping stage-propping with all these bats and fog in front of it?

===Button===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, prop release button, do what you were born to do! ''{Presses the button... nothing happens. Strong Bad presses the button several more times, then looks up... to see a break in the wire.}'' What the crap? Who's been gnawing through my electrical cable?
:''{Cut to the King of Town just slurping up the last few bits of cable. He burps}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Probably should have seen that one coming. Time for Plan X! All I have to do ''{shots of each step as Strong Bad lists it}'' is climb that ladder, make my way across the stage lights, (hope that speaker won't get in my way) and pull the Emergency Prop Release Lever!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, still broken. I'm gonna have to climb that ladder and use the Emergency Prop Release Lever instead.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shouting}'' You're dead to me, button, you hear me? Dead!

===Fan===
:'''Before it has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Attempts to walk towards the fan, but gets driven away}'' That's the fan I rented to swirl fog around on stage. It may be a little too powerful, because all the fog is being blown into the next county.

:'''After it has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's out biggest fan! And like most of our fans, it's fried and useless.

===Fog Machine===
:'''Before the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the dry-ish ice fog machine Bubs talked me into renting. It was supposed to make our performance all spooooky and creeeepy, but all the fog's being blown away by that stupid fan... that Bubs also talked me into renting.

:'''After the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, the good news is, now that Homsar's burned out the fan, we've finally got some good creepy fog up here. The BAD news is, without something to swirl it around, it's all gathered in one spot.

====Butter Tureen → Fog Machine====
:''{Note, the butter tureen is called the lobster bucket before Strong Bad picks it up}''

:'''Before the lever has been pulled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I'd love to pour butter in the fog machine, but that stupid sandbag's covering the intake hatch. ''{Pans up to show the sandbag is attached to the manual release lever}''

:'''After the lever has been pulled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pours the butter into the intake. The fog comes out all buttery}'' Butter plus dry ice equals... well, I'm not mathematician, but that sounds like the cool-dratic formula to me! ''{Shot of the butter-coated bats}'' Hmm, bleached buttered bats. Sounds like an appetizer at your neighborhood American bistro franchise.
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Stops whacking the speaker with his guitar}'' Did someone say bleached buttered BATS?!! ''{Turns around to see them, then jumps into the air, catches one in his mouth, and eats it. As he finishes it and jumps for another:}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' K-O-T! K-O-T!
::'''WHOLE AUDIENCE:''' K-O-T! K-O-T!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. This is WAY grosser than when some kid's older brother just tells you about it.
::''{As the King of Town finishes the last bat, the whole audience cheers. A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter shows DÖI's approval rating shooting to the top, causing it to start exploding}''
::'''LARRY:''' Fan-freakin'-tastic, man!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sliding to the mic}'' Ladies and gentlemen! I give you ''{deep resonating voice}'' DÖI!!!
::''{A shot of Strong Bad's ultimate prop is shown. It's a cardboard cutout of a hand-drawn Strong Bad with spikes coming out of his gloves and "DÖI" written above, stuck to the wall.}''
::'''WHOLE AUDIENCE:''' K-O-T! K-O-T! ''{The King of Town jumps onto the crowd, who carries him off on their shoulders}'' K-O-T! K-O-T!
::'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{Following along behind}'' T-K-O! T-K-O!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shouting after them}'' Whoa! My amazing stage prop drove you all so crazy that you accidentally carried the wrong guy off on your shoulders! That's cool! I'll just wait here until you realize that and come back for me!
:: ''{The camera zooms out to show Strong Bad is completely alone on the stage. Strong Bad knocks the mic stand over. The scene automatically changes to [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)#Game Epilogue|the game epilogue at the House of Strong]].}''

===Fuse Box===
:'''Before the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like that hastily-rigged fuse box is plugged into the giant fan. Too bad I can't reach it from way down here.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Fuse box... fan.

:'''After the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I always suspected my frustration would eventually blow a fifty-amp fuse.

===Giant Speaker===
:'''When still in the rafters'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll never be able to pull that lever while the MegaWoofer's in the way.

:'''After it has been brought down'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, that speaker sure can take a lot of damage... musta been Cobain-proofed.

===Helmet===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Struggles towards the helmet while being blown back by the fan}'' Must... grab... German... hat... ''{Makes a lunge for the helmet and grabs it, before being blown away, and unintentionally doing an awesome knee-slide halfway across the stage.}'' Whooaaa!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' That man slid! That man slid on his knees!
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, he's safe, he is safe!
:'''LARRY:''' I haven't seen moves like that since the Moscow Music Peace Festival!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walking to the mic}'' Wait, wait, I haven't got to the cool part, yet!

===Homsar===
:'''Before the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's rock this electronic whatchamajigit!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's jam, Homsar!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Move over and let a REAL master drive this inexplicable instrument for a while.

::''{Strong Bad is given control over Homsar's movements. Up and down movements of the cursor control Homsar's height (and the pitch of the note he's singing), while movements away from the central pole control his radius of orbit (and volume). If Homsar is not wearing the helmet, putting the cursor near the top left or right corners of the screen causes Homsar to hit his head on the fuse box. If he '''is''' wearing the helmet, the following happens:}''

::''{The spike on Homsar's helmet penetrates the fuse box, electrocuting him and causing sparks to fly.}''
::'''HOMSAR:''' Ououou-b-b-b-b-b!
::'''COACH Z:''' All right! Pyrotechnical!
::'''LARRY:''' An old classic with a new twist!
::''{The fan grinds to a halt}''
::'''HOMSAR:''' Piiiiie!
::''{The high-pitched harmonics in Homsar's voice attract the albino bats that have been flying around since they were released from Marzipan's house way back when.}''
::'''LARRY:''' Live bats? Impressive!
::'''BUBS:''' What a show, man!
::''{The bats and the fog congregate in the middle of the stage, right in front of the curtains covering Strong Bad's ultimate stage prop. Homsar pulls himself free as Strong Bad walks to the mic.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Save some for later, guys! I haven't unleashed my amazing prop yet!

:'''After the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think Homsar's doing just fine without any more... "help" from me...

====Helmet → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Jumps up and places the helmet on Homsar's head}'' Hold still, you weird little misspelling!
:''{Strong Bad walks to the mic}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and Gentlemen, Baron von Homsar, der Commisar of Metal!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' He's so dangerous!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' I wish I was that cool! Stupid letters E and T!
:'''LARRY:''' Nice work! Weird instrument is the new four-necked guitar!

===King of Town===
:'''Before the speaker has been brought down'''
::''{First time only}''
::''{Strong Bad walks to the mic}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen, the King of Town!
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' What's that? Oh! ''{Plays a solo... which was rather plagiarised from the Taranchula Black Metal Detector... and which ends with him striking his bucket with his guitar, knocking the lobster out.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Strong Bad walks to the mic}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, metal-lovers and meat-lovers, the KOT!
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' What's that? Oh! ''{Plays the same solo, complete with bucket-whacking.}''

:'''After the speaker has been brought down'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow! Check out the King of Townsend!

===Ladder===
:'''Before the fan has been disabled'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, ladder, prepare to get ladded! ''{Strong Bad attempts to walk towards the ladder, but gets driven back by the fan.}'' Ergh! Stupid fan.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad attempts to walk towards the ladder, but gets driven back by the fan.}'' Ergh! Yeah, that's not gonna work.

:'''After the fan has been disabled'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Climbing the ladder}'' Ooh! I've always wanted to be the creepy guy-in-the-rafters at a concert!
::{{short hr}}
::''{Strong Bad climbs up/down the ladder}''

===Lever===
:'''From the stage'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the Emergency Prop Release Lever, which can be used to, um, release props... in an emergency.
::'''Before the speaker has been brought down'''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Not sure I'll be able to reach it with that humungous bass speaker in the way, though.

:'''From the rafters'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, spectacle lovers! Feast your spectacles on the coolest stage prop ever deployed by manbeast or beastman! ''{Winds the... "lever", causing the curtains to part and the sandbags to shift, but the result is hidden by the fog and the bats. Strong Bad slides to the floor}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ta-daa!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Booo!
::'''LARRY:''' Whoa! Major stagecraft misfire!
::''{Shot of the stage prop being obscured by the fog and the bats}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Curse you, fog-bats! Not to be confused with Foghat!
::''{Shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter as DÖI's approval drops to zero... despite no visible rise since the last time it dropped to zero.}''

===Lobster===
:'''Only separately clickable after the King of Town's first solo'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here, lobby-lobby-lobby. ''{Picks up the lobster}'' Kids, this may look like fun, but Strong Bad is a stunt driver on a closed course, with team of licensed crustacean wranglers backing him up. So remember, NEVER put live buttered lobsters down your pants. Unless, y'know, you've got five bucks running on it. Then knock yourself out. ''{Puts the lobster away}''

===Lobster Bucket===
:'''Before the speaker has been brought down'''
::''{Strong Bad reaches for the bucket, but is prevented from taking it by the King of Town swinging his guitar at him.}''
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' Hey!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yikes! Man, the King of Town isn't fooling around with his axe-axe!

:'''After the speaker has been brought down'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm, the lobsters are all gone, but there's still a lot of butter left. ''{Takes the bucket}''

===Speaker Cable===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm... that speaker cable looks like it's the only thing keeping the MegaWoofer from crashing to the stage in a shower of sparks and flames! Of all the episodes to be caught without a sword, hedge shears or nunchuck gun...

====Lobster → Speaker Cable====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets the lobster out}'' I wonder if this lobster's claws are sharp enough to cut through this cable! ''{Strong Bad clamps the lobster's claw on the cable... to no avail}'' Hmm... guess not. I'd bett--
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' There you are!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh.
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Thought you could get away from me, did you?
:''{The king of town swings for the lobster with his axe but misses, which cuts the cable, sending the lobster straight up, and the speaker straight down. The lobster falls on top of the speaker. The members of the audience cheer. The lobster pops up behind the speaker, waving his claws at the King of Town, causing him to strike at it with his guitar, but it ducks away. This happens continually from here on}''
:'''LARRY:''' Totally awesome!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If you liked that, you're gonna LOVE my stage-prop! ''{Guestures to the curtain-obscured prop.}''

===Theremaxx===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap is that?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' The theremin is one of the first electronic instruments ever created, and the first to be played without actually touching it. Invented by Leon Theremin in 1919 after the outbreak of the Russian Civil War--
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' I repeats, what the crap is that?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know what a theremin is, but I'm pretty sure that's a ginormous one.

==PomStar Stage==
'''On the first arrival in the scene'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see if Homestar can remember his lines without somebody there to coach him along. ''{Sees Homestar on stage with headphones on}'' What in the...?!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Sings}'' That's why I think we should break up, but still be allowed to make out sooooometimes! ''{stops singing, the rest of the sentence is said with a smooth voice}'' No strings attached, girl. Thank you, thank you twice.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Yaayy!
:'''COACH Z:''' Marry me, Homestar!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Oh, you're too kind, too kind. We sure have some lovely lady-types in the audience tonight.
:''{Marzipan and Coach Z sigh lovingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? At auditions, Homestar could barely string two words together, much less smooth-talk anyone. Something's fishy... and I need to find that fish, gut it, and deep-fry it.

'''At intervals when in the scene, before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You know the veggie lovers? Some people say they're crazy, lovin' their veggies and all...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' But I say hey, brother. Lay off the veggie-lovers...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ... they ain't hurtin' nobody...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ... except maybe a kumquat or two...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ... so let's give some love back to the veggie lov-ers...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ... some love 'n' some soul...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing to the theme from ''Neverending Story''}'' Oh, vegetable lovin' wo-man! Ain't nobody put her down, put her down, put her dooooown...

===Banner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' PomStar, two not-so-great tastes that taste like a grate together. Y'know, like a sewer grate. Something that would have gross green stuff on it.

===Coach Z===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar or the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you supposed to be on-stage with Bubs?
::'''COACH Z:''' Aw, Bubs is doing one of his extended keytar solos, so I thought I'd come over here and get my swoon on. ''{Sighs}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach Z--
::'''COACH Z:''' Quit your yabbering, Strong Bad! I've got some grade-A swoonin' to do here! ''{Sighs}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar, but before he sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Coach Z, shouldn't you be on-stage with Bubs doing whatever it is you do?
::'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I probably should. With Homestar up there spoutin' gibberish, the Two-O-Duo's gonna clean their clocks!
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' The average person produces almost a liter of saliva a day!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' The average person produces almost a liter of saliva a day!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
::'''COACH Z:''' Can't talk now, Strong Bad, I've got displeasure to voice! Boo!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo, but before he sabotages PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Tired of trying to make things work as the One-O-Uno?
::'''COACH Z:''' Aw, Bubs'll be back. He loves me like a brother... ''{Pauses}'' Hates me like a brother too!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach Z--
::'''COACH Z:''' Quit your yabbering, Strong Bad! I've got some grade-A swoonin' to do here! ''{Sighs}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both the Two-O-Duo and PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage trying to salvage what's left of the Two-O-Duo?
::'''COACH Z:''' Maybe I should! With the PomStar Vocal Experience going nutso, I might be able to pull off an upset!
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Insert tab A into sprocket G!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' Insert tab A into sprocket G!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Gross! Boooo!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
::'''COACH Z:''' Can't talk now, Strong Bad, I've got displeasure to voice! Boo!

===Drive-Thru Whale===
:'''If the antenna is missing or pointing backwards'''
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Your friends are all laughing at you behind your back!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Do you mind? Some of us are trying to enjoy the concert.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' There's no love like bonobo love!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Haughtily}'' I hate it when people talk during the bands!
::'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, keep it down, Moby Dork!

:'''If the antenna is pointing towards Limozeen'''
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In many cultures, large nostrils are a sign of virility.
::''{The whale's line comes out of the Limozeen cut-out's speakers}''
::'''LARRY:''' Yeah, totally!

:'''If the antenna is pointing towards Strong Sad'''
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If seal is punctured, notify supervisor at once.
::''{Shot of Strong Sad. The whale's line comes out of his radio}''
::'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Without pressing "talk" on the radio}'' Uh, I didn't copy that. What should I do with my seal again? Over.

:'''If the antenna is pointing towards Homestar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, NOW let's see what happens.
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' And I've got a personal message I want to send out to each and every one of y'all. ''{Shouting}'' If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain!
::'''MARZIPAN/COACH Z/POM POM:''' ''{Simltaneously}'' WHAT?/What in the--/''{Surprised bubbles}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' No wait, cats and dogs, what I meant to say was--
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If swelling persists for more than three hours, consult your physician immediately.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' If swelling persists for more than three hours, consult your physician immediately.
::'''COACH Z:''' Ugh, how am I supposed to swoon to THAT jargle?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, you were melting my heart! Now you just sound like you're melting!
::''{Marzipan and Coach Z alternate booing. A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter showing PomStar's approval drop like a rock}''
::'''LARRY:''' Wow! Major breakdown!
::''{Strong Bad laughs}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' This igloo has been weather-proofed for your viewing pleasure!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' This igloo has been weather-proofed for your viewing pleasure!
::'''COACH Z:''' Booo!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' That's not artistic, that's just random and stupid!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Normal voice}'' What am I saying?
::''{Strong Bad laughs}''

::{{short hr}}
:'''During Extended Play'''
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' There's no love like bonobo love!

====Billy Club → Drive-Thru Whale====
:''{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the club. The club stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oww-ww-ww-ww-ww! ''{Recovers}'' Ouch! Man, not only is that thing incomprehensible, it's indestructible too!

====Hanger → Drive-Thru Whale====
:''{If not already done at The Field}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Watch in horror as I merge fish and technology in one ungodly combination!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Walks past}'' Actually, the whale is really a mammal, and--
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Rise, Fish-hanger, RISE! ''{Strong Bad jams the hanger into the whale's blowhole. Sparks fly}'' Sparks! That's an evil experiment's way of saying "thanks!"

===Homestar===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Varry White!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' I just wanna give a shout-out to all the carbon-based life-forms in the audience tonight. Must be a convention in town, or something...
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Doe-eyed}'' He's so sincere!
::'''COACH Z:''' It's like he found my letters and read each one out loud!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta figure out how Homestar's pulling off this smooth charade. Oh, wait! ''{To Homestar}'' Hey, play "Smooth Charade!"
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Can't talk now, Strong Bad. I'm on my way to scoring a career-ending gig at a Vegas hotel!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd end your career right now if I could figure out how you're doing this!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Next up, we'd like to do a little number called "Smooth Charade." ''{Singing}'' Oh, smoooooth charade.

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Please, baby, let me explain! ''{To Strong Bad}'' Strong Bad! Get me outta here!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage-shouting}'' I'm sorry, I can't hear you! The suck is turned up too loud!
::'''MARZIPAN/COACH Z:''' Booo!

:'''In Extended Play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dude. It's over.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' It's not over until some fat lady sings, Strong Bad! ''{Sings}'' Oh, smooth charaaade...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The fat lady sang over a month ago... only, it was a guy, and he wasn't singing so much as he was eating bats... but the point is you lost, and I won. Again.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll show you, Strong Bad. ''{Getting more agitated}'' I'll show 'em all! Homestar's gonna be a star baby! Um... star, comma, baby.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, absolutely no fame really DOES change people.

===Marzipan===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar or the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, shouldn't you be on-stage with the rest of your "Cool" Tapes?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' The Cheat's in the middle of a one-hour drum solo, so I thought I'd come over and watch Homestar embarrass himself. But I never expected him to be so ''{Doe eyes}'' genuinely charming... ''{sighs dreamily}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar, but before he sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage torturing innocent music lovers with your folksy pop rock?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe I should! Goodness knows there's nothing interesting going on around here any more...
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please evacuate the crumple zone!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' Please evacuate the crumple zone!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes, but before he sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage lobbing more musical hand-grenades at the judges?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Firmly}'' Carol and I are taking a much-needed break from those nasty Limozeeners. ''{Calmly}'' And what better way to calm down than by listening to Homestar's dreamy voice? ''{Sighs dreamily}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both the Cool Tapes and PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage abusing your celebrity judges?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe I should. THIS train has obviously left the station... and collided with a herd of grass-fed cattle.
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Pinch the skin before injecting.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Pinch the skin before injecting.
::'''COACH Z:''' Who do you think you are, Homestar? Homsar?

====Bleach-dumping Photo → Marzipan====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Take a look at this photo! ''{Shows Marzipan the photo}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh dear! Those poor fish! Gimme that! ''{Marzipan takes the photo, crumples it up, and throws it away}'' People who despoil the environment like that really baba my ganoush.

====Whale-beating Photo → Marzipan====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check THIS out, Marzipan. ''{Shows Marzipan the photo}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Trials of life! Who could be so cruel? Gimme that! ''{Marzipan takes the photo, crumples it up, and throws it away}'' People who assult peaceful sea mammals really steam my dumplings!

====Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen → Marzipan====
:'''Before Strong Bad draws in it'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan, take a look at this!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Aren't you a little old to be playing with coloring books, Strong Bad?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not a coloring book! It's an Interactive Chromatic Short-Form Novel!

:'''After Strong Bad draws in it'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looky here, Marzipan. ''{Shows Marzipan the book}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' What's this? Oh my, what's Limozeen doing to those--? Oh, that's not nice! Gimme that! ''{Marzipan takes the book, crumples it up, and throws it away}'' I get very upset when I see women being exploited in the media, even if it IS a poorly-drawn coloring book.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Poorly drawn?

{{short hr}}

:'''Immediately after the first piece of anti-Limozeen evidence is shown to Marzipan'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Still, we all make mistakes now and then. I once accidentally wore a fur coat for an entire date before I realised it wasn't a faux-fur, but faux-faux fur, made from real faux-fauxs.

:'''Immediately after the second piece of anti-Limozeen evidence is shown to Marzipan'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Those Limozeeners better watch themselves, or I don't know what I'll do.

:'''Immediately after the third piece of anti-Limozeen evidence is shown to Marzipan'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' In fact, I think I've had just about enough of Limozeen and their not-at-all-nice behavior! ''{scene changes to the Cool Tapes stage}''

===Pom Pom===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Pom Pom!
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you DO look pretty busy. Sorry.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm busy playing the piano?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, THAT was curious.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey--
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' I SAID, leave me alone, Strong Bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm...

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Some people ask me what I think of the fans.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey PP, the fans look pretty POed.
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Well the fans can all kiss my inflated yellow butt, aww, yeah. No, wait.
::'''MARZIPAN/COACH Z:''' Booo!
::'''LARRY:''' Whoa, insulting the audience, bad form!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Get out of my face!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Hmmph, maybe I will.
::'''COACH Z:''' I don't think I've been this insulted in several minutes!

===Strong Sad===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, useless. Can you get me back and/or on-stage?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'll let you pass if you can answer my riddle: what has a mask, a bad attitude, and smells like burnt ozone?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh... Y--
:''{Strong Sad electrocutes Strong Bad with his taser. Strong Bad punches Strong Sad in the stomach}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Wheezes, then speaks into the radio}'' Mama Elephant, this is Baby Elephant, we've got a situation here. Over.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' This is Baby Elephant. We've got a situation over here.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Move it along, citizen!
:''{Strong Sad electrocutes Strong Bad with his taser. Strong Bad punches Strong Sad in the stomach}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Wheezes, then speaks into the radio}'' Baby Elephant scores again! Over.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Baby Elephant scores again. O-ver.

==Two-O-Duo Stage==
'''On the first arrival in the scene'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' DÖI might not be the best band in any given ten-foot radius, but at least we're better than the Two-O-Duo.
:''{Shot of the Duo playing}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles excitedly}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Happy The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've gotta be kidding me!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Rapping and playing the keytar}'' I may be soft 'round the middle, but I'm still hardcore,
:'''BUBS/COACH Z:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' We're/he's stealing stuff from my/his own dang store!
:'''COACH Z:''' And we're out
:'''BUBS:''' Hang on!
:'''COACH Z:''' I said, and we're out. ''{Music stops}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles admiringly}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Impressed The Cheat noises}''
:'''LARRY:''' These guys put the REALLY old back in old-school!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Great. The ONE act I thought would be worse than DÖI is actually kickin' it live!

===Banner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Two-O-Duo." That banner would look a lot cooler with a few umlauts.

===Bubs===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs! You're a keytar hero!
::'''BUBS:''' Can't talk now, Strong Bad! I gotta get ready to segue into Coach Z's next dance break!

===The Cheat===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo or the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, why aren't you laying the beat down for Marzipan?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' A Strong Mad bass solo? I can't imagine why you'd want to miss that...

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo, but before he sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't stop staring at the flaming wreckage of the Two-O-Duo reunion?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}'' Meh!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Word.

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes, but before he sabotages the the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Had to get away from the heat Marzipan was bringing down, huh?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both the Cool Tapes and the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the word, The Cheat?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's a Schadenfreude?

===Coach Z===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{Coach Z dances and shakes}''
::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Excited noises/bubbles}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dangit. Coach Z's fancy dancin' prancin' is making everybody forget that his lyrics is whack.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Coach Z raps and wriggles }''
::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Excited noises/bubbles}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, this... ''{clears throat}'' "crowd" can't get enough of the way Bubs is making Coach Z shake his moolah-maker.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Coach Z writhes and bounces}''
::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Excited noises/bubbles}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I wanna win this contest, I've gotta put a stop to Coach Z's rhythmic convulsions!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, that looks painful... but pretty hillartious.

===Dead Fish===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pokes the fish}'' Ick. ''{Finds a shot glass}'' Hey sweet, it's the hard-to-find Limozeen shot glass featuring the unfortunately-named drummer Mary Palaroncini!

===Metal Detector===
:''{Strong Bad finds a page of the Limozeen game manual}''

===Pom Pom===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo or PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage making Homestar's dreams a nighmarish reality?
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo, but before he sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey roundy, how 'bout that Two-O-Duo reunion?
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles irritatedly}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar, but before he sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't stand to face the wrath of angry fans?
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles accusingly}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both PomStar and the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, Bubs and Coach Z have stunk up this concert almost as badly as you and Homestar!
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}''

===Pond===
:'''Before the bleach is added'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the ol' fishin' hole! ... I think it's got more apostrophes than fish.

:'''After the bleach is added'''
::''{Long, panning shot over the pond. A large tear leaks from Strong Bad's eye, which he hurriedly wipes away}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, must have got some bleach in my eye there for a second. That stuff's nasty!

====Bleach → Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Goes to pour the bleach in, then reconsiders}'' I'd better not. Once, I threw a gum wrapper in there, and Marzipan protested me into the middle of next week with the business end of her guitar. ''{Pan across the pond to see a flash-back Marzipan knocking a flash-back Strong Bad into the pond by means of Carol's headstock forcibly applied to his face, earning a Strong Bad abuse point. Present-day Strong Bad shakes his head}'' Who knows what she'd do to someone who bleach-dumped into this stinkpool? ''{Puts the bleach away}''

===Record Box===
:'''Before Strong bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be the box of seven-inches Bubs is pullin' samples from. Let's see what's in here. ''{Looks in the box}'' Man! Bubs has all the classics!

:''{Strong Bad is given access to rearrange the records, as well as including ones from his inventory. When Strong Bad exits the box, Bubs puts down the keytar}''
:'''BUBS:''' Dance break! ''{Bubs plays each record from the box in order from front to back, and Coach Z performs the relevant dance moves.}''

::'''After a successful dance'''
:::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Excited noises/bubbles}''

::'''If Coach Z is not able to perform a particular move'''
:::'''COACH Z:''' Hey, DJ Bubs, whatchoo tryin' to prove? Ain't no way Coach Z can bust that move!
:::{{short hr}}
:::'''COACH Z:''' Feet so fine, feet so phat, but I don't really think I can dance like that.

::'''When Strong Bad orders the records such that Coach Z hits Bubs'''
:::'''BUBS:''' Uh-oh!
:::'''COACH Z:''' ''{hitting Bubs}'' Da punches! Da punches!
:::'''BUBS:''' No! Quit it! Ow! Knock it-! Stop! ''{Music stops with a record scratch}''
:::'''COACH Z:''' ''{frightened}'' Oh, jeez!
:::'''BUBS:''' ''{now very mad at Coach Z}'' That's it! I don't know WHY I thought it would be a good idea to get back together with a clumsy dumsy like you--
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' That was all me!
:::'''BUBS:''' ... but I'm never, ''ever'', EVER sharin' a stage, arena, or transient mens' motel lounge with you ever again! ''EVER''! ''{Leaves}''
:::'''COACH Z:''' Well, on with the show, I guess? ''{Raps}'' One, two, one-one two.
:::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Disapproving noises/bubbles}''
:::''{A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter showing the Two-O-Duo's approval drop like a rock}''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' That takes care of the Two-O-Duo. That's the third time this week I've gotten them to reunite and break up again in the same day!

:'''After Strong bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't really need to mess with Bubs' records any more.

====Doin' the Wigglie====
:'''MARSHIE:''' Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go!
:''{Coach Z wiggles his body}''

====Left-Shift-Alt-Delete====
:'''SINGER:''' Left-shift, left-shift, left-shift... left-alt-delete.
:''{Coach Z slides to his left}''

====Roll with the Punches====
:'''SINGER:''' They make you roll with the punches, the punches (and then they, and then they) - they make you roll...
:''{Coach Z punches the air}''

====Slide Right, Y'all====
:'''SINGER:''' Ri-right, right, ri-ri-right, right, ri-right, right...
:''{Coach Z slides to his right}''

====Three O'Clock Twist====
:'''SINGER:''' It's the three, it's the three, it's the three o'clock twist.
:''{Coach Z turns ninety degrees to his right}''

====Hugo Left Me Miserable====
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hugo- Hugo left, left, left, le-left, left...
:''{Coach Z slides to his left}''

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Homsar Other Costumes

2009-09-14T03:12:50Z

Andyroid:

The different [[Other Costumes|costumes]] of [[Homsar]].
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! Image !! Costume !! Seen in
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|[[Image:Homsarmustachioed.PNG|150px|"Kelsey Grammer!"]] || Mustachioed || [[Homsar Main Page]]
|-
|[[Image:HomsarAsSad.PNG|150px|"Aaaahm cryin' on the inside!"]] || [[Strong Sad]] || Email [[impression]]
|-
|[[Image:homsararmy.PNG|150px|"You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine!"]] || [[Homestarmy]] soldier || Email [[army]]
|-
|[[Image:ryans.png|150px|"It's time for tasteball!"]] || [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|General Tso's Chicken]] || Email [[theme park]]
|-
|[[Image:Gum Homsar.PNG|150px|Just a silly little bumblebee]] || With nine pieces of purple, red and green chewed gum on his face || Email [[record book]]
|-
|[[Image:Two Fez Homsars.PNG|150px|"Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"]] || [[Duplicate Characters|Two of them]] wearing fez hats || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
|[[Image:Homsar LURN.png|150px|"You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!"]] || Wearing his [[L.U.R.N.]] uniform || Email [[coloring]], [[Career Day]]
|-
|[[Image:Homsarteamkneepads.PNG|150px|Paper, no. Time-space transcending, yes.]] || Team Kneepads jersey #.4 || Email [[the paper]]
|-
|[[Image:Thumphead.png|150px|"My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!"]]|| [[Deletehead]] || Email [[fan club]]
|-
|[[Image:HomsarProtester.png|150px|Strong Bad is apparently way overdue]] || "[[Holy Crap|Holy Crap!]]" fan || Email [[rated]]
|}

[[Category:Other Costumes]]

Periodicals

2009-08-15T13:18:34Z

Andyroid: /* Newspapers */

[[Image:sbemail22.PNG|thumb|250px|All the news that's fit to print]]
In the [[Homestar Runner universe]], there are numerous '''periodicals''' available to the interested reader. Several newspapers, magazines, and catalogs are available to the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]]. Some of these have featured photos or articles on familiar characters.

== Newspapers ==
*Email [[sb_email 22]] — ''[[Wikipedia:The Guardian|The Guardian]]''
*Email [[stunt double]] — ''[[The Local Newspapes]]''
*Email [[colonization]] — ''Bubsifieds''
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — ''The Local Newspapes''
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — ''The Latest News''
*Email [[secret recipes]] — ''The Latest News''
*Email [[candy product]] — ''Da NewsPapes''
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — ''The Local Newspapes''
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — ''The Local Newspapes''
*Email [[underlings]] — ''Da NewsPapes''
*[[Trogday 08]] — ''The News!''
*Email [[magic trick]] — ''The Local Newspapes''
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — ''The Imaginary Newspapes''
*[[2 Part Episode Part 1]] — ''Commando Obsoiver''
*Email [[hremail3184]] — ''Da NewsPapes''
*Email [[independent]] — ''The Local Trade Papes''

== Magazines ==
*[[TV Time Toons Menu]] — ''TV Time''
*Email [[privileges]] — ''[[Fretmagic]]''
*Email [[car]] — ''[[Nerdular Nerdence]]''
*Email [[part-time job]] — ''[[Stookley's Hundredaire Socialite]]''
*Email [[modeling]] — ''[[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]]''
*Email [[secret identity]] — ''[[Scarfgirl]]''
*Email [[your edge]] — ''Have Edge Times Magazine''

== Catalogs ==
*Email [[modeling]] — ''[[Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog|Husky Headed Boys' Back 2 School!! Catalog]]''
*[[Compy Catalog]]

== See Also: ==
*[[News Articles]]

[[Category:Lists]]

Baddest of the Bands

2009-08-02T13:38:55Z

Andyroid: /* Real-World References */

{{pn|Strong Badia the Free|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective}}
[[Image:Sbcg4ap103 strongbad.png|thumb|right|"Are you ready to be musically, sonically, and if all goes according to plan, PHYSICALLY assaulted?!!"]]

[[Image:BaddestOfTheBandsIcon.png|125px|left]][[Image:Baddest of the Bands logo.PNG|125px|left]]
'''''Baddest of the Bands''''' is the third episode of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. It has been rated E10+ by the ESRB for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, Mild Suggestive Themes and Use of [[Alcohol]]. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

When Strong Bad's beloved Fun Machine goes up in smoke, he must organize and win his own Battle Royale of the Bands to afford the costly repairs. But he's up against some stiff competition! Can he rock the stage and win the big cash prize, or will he be drowned out by the competition?

A brief trailer for the game is included in ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'' and on the [http://www.telltalegames.com/ Telltale Games website].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Marshie}}, [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]], [[Horrible Painting]], {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}

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[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Mad's Room]] 
[[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[Marzipan's House]] 
[[Club Technochocolate]] 
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]] 
D.O.I. Concert 
Cool Tapes Concert 
Two-O-Duo Concert 
PomStar concert 
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[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 

|}

'''Date:''' Monday, October 27, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

== Preview Transcript ==
[[Image:SBCG4AP 3 Preview.png|thumb|"Hmm, tough crowd."]]
''{The screen shows "On the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and cuts to a closeup of Strong Bad's face as he holds a microphone, while microphone feedback is heard}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling into the microphone}'' Alllllll right, expensive ticket holders!

''{Cut to The Cheat on a set of drums, then back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you ready to be musically, sonically...

''{Cut to Strong Mad playing a bass guitar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and if all goes according to plan...

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...PHYSICALLY assaulted?!!

''{Cut out to see that Strong Bad's band was seen atop Bubs' Concession Stand. The music stops suddenly; only a howling wind is heard in the background. Homestar watches from the ground}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boooo...

''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, tough crowd.

''{Cut to a gray background, showing the word BADDEST written in AC/DC-type font. Strong Bad's boxing glove-clad hand is then seen adding a strip of red label tape to the bottom of the word displaying the remainder of the title, OF THE BANDS, on it. Then the usual message, "Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People — New episode every month!", is featured. Cut to [[The Brick Wall]], and Bubs, The Cheat and Coach Z standing in front of it. Bubs and Coach Z each [[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Cheat]] back and forth between them.}

'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' 
My name is Coach Z, 
And Bubs is my cohort. 
Put on your Cheat kickers, 
And let's kick-a The Chort!

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:HotBabelianOdysseyTitle.png|<center>[[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]]</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-BotB-Club Techno.png|<center>Club Technochocolate</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Inside Marzipan's House.PNG|<center>Inside Marzipan's house</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-BotB-The Track.png|<center>The locker room</center>
Image:SB Limozeen Cutout.PNG|<center>Strong Bad with "celebrity judges"</center>
Image:DOI.png|<center>DÖI</center>
Image:BandCoolTapes.png|<center>Cool Tapes</center>
Image:BandPomStar.png|<center>PomStar</center>
Image:BandTwo-ODuo.png|<center>Two-o Duo</center>
</gallery>

== Inventory ==
*"3 O'Clock Twist"
*Aerosol [[Cheese]] Spray
*Alarm
*Album Cover Photo
*Bat Hutch
*Billy Club
*Bleach
*Bleach Photo
*Bleached Bats
*Bucket of [[Butter]]
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*Cool Tapes Entry Form
*"DeButt"
*Defaced Album
*Defaced Coloring Book
*"Doin' The Wigglie"
*Entry Forms
*Fake Sword
*"Food Related Love"
*[[FunMachine|Fun Machine]]
*German Helmet
*Glossy Photo
*Hangar Antenna
*"Hugo Left Me Miserable"
*Instant Camera
*"Left Shift-Alt-Delete"
*Letter
*Limozeen Coloring Book
*Limozeen Contest Flyer
*Lobster
*Pomstar Entry Form
*[[Poodonkis]]
*"Roll with the Punches"
*Security Jacket
*Signed Glossy
*"Slide to the Right, Y'all Bridesmaids"
*Squealin' Larry Limozeen Microphone
*Starfish
*Stencil
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (now with shovel attachment)
*Toilet Paper
*Whale Photo
*Zen Rock

== Ranks ==
#Folk Filker
#Scat Oboist
#Wooden Fish Enthusiast
#Electric Slide Kazooer
#Contra Bassist
#Spandex Screamer
#Big Hair Wailer
#Three-Necked Axeman
#Nordic Percussion Lord
#Spikey Rock Deity
#Impossibly Rocked Out

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When asked "what's the word?" after Strong Bad has sabotaged both the Cool Tapes and the Two-O-Duo, The Cheat replies (in cheat-speak) "Schadenfreude." Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from another's misfortune.
*[[Wikipedia:Filk music|Filk]] is folk music with a fantasy or science fiction theme, and is often based on parodies of well known songs.
*Strong Bad uses [[wikipedia:Forced perspective|forced perspective]] to make Poodonkis look larger than the Gremlin.
*Oil spills on land are typically taken care of by spreading an absorbent substance like sand or a specially made product over them, then sweeping it away. Lighting it on fire is occasionally used, though generally only in small spills on water.
*Marzipan's Zen garden is a [[wikipedia:Japanese rock garden|Japanese rock garden]].
*A [[wikipedia:Matzah ball|matzah ball]] is a Jewish dumpling made from ground matzo (unleavened bread) and typically used in soups.
*Marzipan's "pepper taser" is probably just [[wikipedia:Pepper spray|pepper spray]].
*A forty is normally a forty-ounce bottle of beer.
*Strong Bad refers to the photo of Limozeen by the non-polluted pond as lacking a certain "je ne say wha?". This is a play on "je ne sais quoi", which refers to a quality that cannot be easily identified.
*The [[wikipedia:Interstate 97|I-97]] is an interstate highway that lies entirely within [[wikipedia:Anne Arundel County, Maryland|Anne Arundel County, Maryland]]. It is the shortest Interstate with a two-digit number, and the only Interstate that is entirely within a single county.
*[[wikipedia:Ambergris|Ambergris]] is a waxy grey substance found in the digestive system of sperm whales, and was formerly used in the manufacture of perfume.

===Trivia===
*Two of the e-mails sent to Strong Bad are from Mike S. and Mark Darin. The former name is probably Mike Stemmle, and both are [http://www.telltalegames.com/company/ourteam/ designers with Telltale Games].
*This is the only episode of ''SBCG4AP'' in which the Poopsmith does not physically appear, and is the first in which Senor Cardgage appears, though not physically.
*This is the first ''SBCG4AP'' episode that does not begin with Strong Bad checking his email.

===Remarks===
*Coach Z pronounces "Cheat" correctly, and then incorrectly.
*This is the first episode of ''SBCG4AP'' for the included [[Teen Girl Squad]] not to be created via the player's input.
*The nailed-shut door in Marzipan's house initially appeared in [[Quality Time]], where it was just a closet. Here, it is declared to lead to the kitchen.
*One of the Awesomeness points in ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'' involved setting the clothes on Strong Bad's bed on fire. In this episode, however, attempting to do so will have him remark that they're not flammable.
*Marzipan gets upset about the pollution of the pond, but litters thrice by crumpling up what Strong Bad shows her and tossing it away.
*The game has an [http://Baddestofthebands.com offical website].
*In this episode, Strong Bad claims to not know how to work the dryer, yet in [[Strong Badia the Free]], he gets a pair of pants from the dryer, claiming he put them in the dryer to shrink them to his size.
*This episode has several [[portmanteaus]]: rockumentary (from "rock" and "documentary"), Rock-dezvous (from "rock" and "rendezvous"), chocoholism (from "chocolate" and "alcoholism"), Tour-Bus-mozeen {from "tour bus" and "Limozeen").
*According to Strong Sad, Marzipan keeps The Cheat and Strong Mad in Cool Tapes by letting them each write one song per album. This is probably a reference to George Harrison and Ringo Starr's status in [[The Beatles]]. A song by Strong Mad can be heard by playing Doin' the Wigglie twice at the Club during extended play.
*Technically, since "ply" is a count of the number of layers in toilet paper, half-ply toilet paper would not be possible. It is, however, a reference to the nonabsorbent single-ply toilet paper typically found in public and sport-location restrooms. Seven-ply toilet paper would probably be so thick as to be unusable.
*[[Larry Palaroncini]] is the only Limozeen band member to speak throughout the whole game.
*The live lobster that appears during the game's final events is bright red. However, in the real world, lobsters only become bright red after being cooked.

===Goofs===
*Only some of the songs include subtitles.
*Strong Bad misspells his own name as "Strongbad" several times when answering the in-game emails.
*Strong Bad's "Emergency Prop Release Lever" is quite clearly a handle on a pulley, something quite different.
*Using the turntable in Extended Play would result in the usual response from Pom Pom and Homestar, even though the latter is absent from the scene.
*When controlling Homsar, the user can change both the pitch and volume of the theremin, but a single antenna theremin (like Homsar's) can only detect pitch.
*There are a lot of subtitle mistakes, such as:
**Strong Bad's comments during Limozeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey misspell "Nebulon" as "Nebuloid".
**Pom Pom is always hyphenated, and Two-O-Duo is always missing the second hyphen (though it always has two on in-game text).
**When Strong Bad asks about Homsar's Theremin, he says "What the crap is that?" when the subtitles say "What the heck is that?"
*When trying to pour bleach down the toilet, Strong Bad's dialogue and subtitles are completely different.
*Also, in the preview for Baddest of the Bands, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are with Strong Bad, but they aren't in the same band in the game.

===Glitches===
* Sometimes, when pulling out your map, a map icon will still be shown after you switch to the "How Awesome I am" chart. This has occurred in every other episode as well.
* If the DÖI poster is dug up in extended play, the King of Town's guitar will be heard even though he's not there.
*Characters' eyes and mouths will sometimes vanish when entering a scene.
*When the metal detector is used at the Cool Tapes stage, Strong Bad will respond as though he is indoors.
*When the security robot pops up at Bubs' store, you can take a picture of it with the Instant Camera, and it'll freeze. Bubs won't come over and the alarm will stop.
*If you wait until after making the speaker fall at the DÖI stage before pushing the prop release button for the first time, the King of Town can still be heard hitting the speaker with his guitar when shown slurping up the missing piece of cable even though he isn't actually shown swinging it.

====Wii Version====
*In extended play, continuing to use the "Do the Wigglie" record on Pom Pom's turntable will earn you each Limozeen manual page one after another. 

===Inside References===
*The line said by Bubs towards the beginning, "It'll be an illegitimate business!", is more than likely to be a reference to a line by Homsar on [[Homsar Main Page|his secret menu page]] when you place your cursor over the button for the store: "LEGITIMATE BUSINESS!"
*This is another appearance of [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*Strong Bad refers to his Fun Machine as [[Senor]] Fun Machine.
*Strong Sad has a [[Hollerin' Jimmy's]] Bat Hutch and a [[West Is Lip]] poster in his room.
*Strong Bad asks Strong Sad how he got the fake sword out of Pompomerania, which reflects upon the events of Strong Badia The Free. He also comments on how Pom Pom re-claimed the katana.
*Strong Bad also mentions the trophies won during [[Homestar Ruiner]]. Coach Z replies that he sold them for two bucks.
**Strong Bad also comments that the shower in the locker room still smells like "Homestar onion soup", referring to the incident in [[Homestar Ruiner]] where Strong Bad tricked Homestar into rubbing himself with onions.
*Strong Bad mentions the map that he made in Homestar Ruiner which was subsequently eaten by the King of Town in Strong Badia the Free.
*Strong Bad offers Homestar Runner "total stardom", the same thing [[Thorax Corporation]] tries to sell.
*Examining the cable attached to the speakers on the DÖI stage will cause Strong Bad to lament that this has become an obstacle in an episode without hedge shears, swords, or [[nunchuck]] [[guns]]. He used hedge shears in ''[[Homestar Ruiner]]'', a sword in ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'', and a [[Nunchuck Gun]] in ''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]'' (the next episode).
*Wade from Bat-Aid refers to Marzipan once as "[[Melissa Palmer|Melissa-pan]]".
*Bubs claims he built the stages with [[No Hands On Deck!|galvanized nails]].
*[[The Poopsmith]] and [[Senor Cardgage]] are among the candidates being considered as Pom Pom's singer.
**The Poopsmith is wearing the same suit in Pom Pom's picture as he does in the email [[senior prom]].
*Strong Bad tells The Cheat, "Don't forget to [[wear a bikini!]]"
*The King of Town's guitar solo when he is introduced is identical to the tune played by Strong Bad's Black Metal Detector.
*When counting out how much money Strong Bad got from the sign-ups, Bubs says to "carry the [[G]]".
*Strong Bad previously Toilet Papered The Stick in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[pants]] and [[underwear]] several times.
*Strong Mad mentions [[Snake Boxer 5|Lady Snake Parade]].
*Strong Bad gets the [[jibblies]] whenever he sees the [[Horrible Painting]] in Strong Mad's wardrobe.
*Bubs uses [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] in advertising.
*Homestar and Marzipan's [[lack of visible arms]] is mentioned. Homestar comments that he doesn't have any ''hand''fuls of cash, while Strong Bad mentions Coach Z wanting Marzipan's hand.
*Strong Bad's head was referred to as being husky in [[modeling]].
*When Strong Sad passes by Bubs' Concession Stand with the security jacket, he hums the [[sloshy]] song "We Don't Really Even Care About You".
*The tune played when The Cheat receives the fake sword is the last part of the [[Strong Badathlon]] fanfare.
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad referring to Homsar as a typo was a reference to his [[homsar|email of origin]].
*If you use the fake sword on the Hot Car before getting the defaced album, Strong Bad says the fake sword is like "negative zero", refrencing Level 8 of [[Stinkoman 20X6]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's "I just sprayed three cans of 4W-DD in it this morning!" is a reference to the spray-on lubricant WD-40.
*The performance on the rooftop in the preview could be modeled after [[The Beatles]]' final public performance.
*The name "Bat-Aid" is a play on the band [[Wikipedia:Band Aid (band)|Band Aid]].
*Bubs refers to Coach Z as the "Thin Green Duke", a reference to [[Wikipedia:David Bowie|David Bowie]]'s persona The Thin White Duke.
*The riff that Strong Bad sings for "Save/Load" is based on [[Wikipedia:Breaking The Law|"Breaking The Law"]] by [[Wikipedia:Judas Priest|Judas Priest]].
*The line Strong Bad sings for "Quit" is based on "Don't Stop Believing" by [[Wikipedia:Journey_(band)|Journey]].
*The Limozeen video game is possibly a reference to the Atari 2600 game, [[Wikipedia:Journey Escape|Journey Escape]], which featured the band [[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]].
*Strong Bad calls Strong Sad "[[Wikipedia:Sister Christian|Sister Christian]]". He also refers to him as "[[Wikipedia:Rocket to Russia|Teenage Lobotomy]]".
*One of the potential word choices for the umlautted O in DÖI is "Oyster". This is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Blue Öyster Cult|Blue Öyster Cult]] which is the band that started the trend of using [[Wikipedia:Heavy metal umlaut|heavy metal umlauts]] by placing a nonfunctional umlaut over the "O" in Oyster.
*Strong Sad's explanation of the theremin is paraphrased from the [[Wikipedia:Theremin|Wikipedia page]] for the instrument. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Theremin&oldid=247904256]
*Strong Bad tells the players not to confuse fog-bats with [[Wikipedia:Foghat|Foghat]].
*The cover art and lyrics for "Hugo Left Me" are based on [[Wikipedia:Les Misérables|''Les Misérables'']], originally written by Victor Hugo. The album says it's by "The Frollos"; Frollo was a character in one of Hugo's other works, ''[[Wikipedia:The Hunchback of Notre Dame|The Hunchback of Notre Dame]]''.
*Strong Bad's declaration of "One Fish, Two Fish, Starfish, Carfish" and the subsequent dialogue references [[Wikipedia: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish|''One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish'']] by [[Dr. Seuss]].
*Strong Bad's line spoken as he TPs the Stick is a reference to [[Wikipedia:A Charlie Brown Christmas|''A Charlie Brown Christmas'']].
*Strong Bad refers to Homestar as "Very White", a reference to [[Wikipedia:Barry White|Barry White]].
*Coach Z standing in front of Marzipan's house holding a boombox references an iconic scene in the 1989 romantic comedy [[Wikipedia:Say_Anything..._(film)|''Say Anything...'']], where Lloyd Dobbler (John Cusack) romances Diane Court (Ione Skye) by standing in front of her bedroom window with a boombox playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel.
*Strong Bad asking Marzipan if she plans to bite off Pazquel's head, The King of Town's on-stage devouring of bats, and Marzipan's allegation of Limozeen performing bat-head-biting all refer to a notorious episode in the career of heavy metal musician [[Wikipedia:Ozzy#Drugs, alcohol, and animal abuse|Ozzy Osbourne]].
*If the Limozeen Coloring Book is used on Strong Bad, he uses the phrase "and name them George" - ths is a reference to a [[Looney Tunes]] short called ''[[Wikipedia:The Abominable Snow Rabbit|The Abominable Snow Rabbit]]'' involving [[wikipedia:Bugs_Bunny|Bugs Bunny]] and the Abominable Snowman.
*If you click on the fuse box at the DÖI Stage, Strong Bad remarks how his "frustration was sure to blow a 50 amp fuse." This is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Rolling Stones|Rolling Stones]] song "You Can't Always Get What You Want", where there is a line with a similar meaning.
*After the speaker has been brought down on the DÖI stage, Strong Bad mentions that it must be Cobain-proofed, a reference to ''Nirvana'' member [[wikipedia:Kurt_Cobain|Kurt Cobain]], who was known to destroy guitars and speakers at the climax of a performance.
*Strong Bad calls Bubs a [[Guitar Hero|keytar hero]].
*Strong Bad mentions the King of Town's Richard Pryor impression as being white - [[wikipedia:Richard Pryor|Richard Pryor]] was a black American comedian who was known for his unflinching examinations of racism.
*After looking at the pond after bleach has been poured into it, Strong Bad will shed a tear. This a parody of a [[YouTube:j7OHG7tHrNM|famous PSA from the early 1970s]] starring [[Wikipedia:Iron Eyes Cody|Iron Eyes Cody]].
*Strong Bad sends his Limozeen contest entry to Staten Island, 10301. 10301 is the zip code for part of [[wikipedia:Staten Island|Staten Island]], one of the five boroughs of New York City.
*While playing Limozeen's Hot Babelien Oddysey, Strong Bad references [[wikipedia:Inaugural address of John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy's inaugural address]] ("Ask not what your country can do for you...") and the tagline for the movie [[wikipedia:Alien (film)|Alien]] ("In space, no one can hear you scream").
*When searching for Canadian coins in his bed, Strong Bad mentions that he fails to find a single Loonie. A [[wikipedia:Loonie|Loonie]] is a Canadian one dollar coin, called such because is displays a common loon, a type of bird, on the front.
*Strong Bad twice mentions [[wikipedia:Rabies|rabies]], a fatal brain disease sometimes carried by animals such as bats. He also cautions Strong Sad not to foam at the mouth, one of the common symptoms of rabies.
*Strong Sad's "designy, foreign, put-it-together-yourself" bookshelves and vaguely Swedish-sounding name "Flurgendroon" are a reference to [[wikipedia:IKEA|IKEA]] and similar companies, who sell furniture disassembled in flat-pack boxes, for the buyer to assemble themselves.
*Bubs' diamond-encrusted plantanium record is a reference to [[wikipedia:Music recording sales certification|diamond and plantinum records]], which are given to artists for selling a certain number of albums, though the actual number varies depending on location.
*Strong Bad's mention that the Gremlin has a smoke screen and missiles is a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices.
**It could also be a reference to the arcade game [[wikipedia:Spy_Hunter|Spy Hunter]]
*Bubs' wish that Coach Z would behave like an O.G. is a reference to [[wikipedia:O.G._Original_Gangster|O.G. Original Gangster]], an album by Ice-T.
*Coach Z's doggerel "Yo, what light breaks through yonder window there... it's Marzipan, and she's got yellow hair" is a reference to the famous balcony scene from [[wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet|Romeo and Juliet]]. ("But soft! What light from yonder window breaks? 'Tis the East, and Juliet is the sun!"} He also mangles the line "wherefore art thou, Romeo", though since the line means "why are you Romeo?" rather than "where are you, Romeo?", he's misusing it as well.
*Strong Bad calls the fake sword "Suxcalibur", a reference to King Arthur's sword [[wikipedia:Excalibur|Excalibur]].
*Strong Mad's "T-K-O" when cheering the King of Town is a reference to [[wikipedia:Knockout|'''T'''echnical '''K'''nock'''o'''ut]], a term used in boxing. It may also indicate that Strong Mad is dyslexic.
*Limozeen mention the [[wikipedia:Moscow Music Peace Festival|Moscow Music Peace Festival]].
*Strong Bad calling the King of Town the King of Townshend refers to [[Wikipedia:Pete Townshend|Pete Townshend]] of [[Wikipedia:The Who|The Who]]. Strong Bad's comparing King of Town's actions to Townshend at the end of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xZOrWK6d4g a famous performance of "My Generation"].
*One of Homestar's lines is sung to the tune of the main theme from [[wikipedia:The_NeverEnding_Story_(film)|The Neverending Story]].
*Strong Bad's calling his coloring book a "Interactive Chromatic Short-Form Novel" is a reference to mature-age readers referring to comic books as "Graphic Novels."
*[[wikipedia:Chaka Khan|Chaka Khan]] is a female American singer.
*Bubs' farewell line to Strong Bad, "Rock over London! Rock on Chicago", is a reference to schitzophrenic songwriter [[wikipedia:Wesley_Willis|Wesley Willis]], who would often use the lines in his songs.
*Strong Sad's plan to become a snooty rock journalist and then sell the rights to the story of his exploits to a snooty independent movie studio refers to [[wikipedia:Cameron_Crowe|Cameron Crowe]], who worked for Rolling Stone as a teenager and turned his story into the movie ''[[wikipedia:Almost_Famous|Almost Famous]]''.
*The line "Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" and So-And-So's consequent "It's always the same!" refer to the [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] song [[Wikipedia:Communication Breakdown|Communication Breakdown]].
*Strong Bad says his stage prop is "almost better than a flying pig" and "maybe cooler than a giant robotic demon".
**"Flying Pig" is a reference to a prop used in some performances by classic rock band [[wikipedia:Pink Floyd|Pink Floyd]]. It was also used on some of [[wikipedia:Roger Waters|Roger Waters']] solo tours.
**"Giant Robotic Demon" could be a reference to classic metal band [[wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]], who uses elaborate stage props in their concerts, including giant puppets of demons and monsters.
*Strong Bad refers to the Gremlin as having plus four armor, while the fake sword is negative zero. This is a reference to items in role-playing games which give a numerical boost (or penalty) to one or more of a character's stats.
*In the scene where Strong Bad realizes which characters are left for his band, The King of Town is eating a [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii remote]].
*Homsar's theremin is labelled "Theremaxxx."; the ''PAIA Theremax'' really is a brand of theremin.
*The Two-O-Duo's "DeButt" album cover is based on [[Wikipedia:Run-D.M.C.|Run-D.M.C.'s]] album ''[[Wikipedia:King of Rock|King of Rock]]''.
*Strong Bad's line "The power of rock compels you!" during the Limozeen game is a reference to "The power of Christ compels you!", a line from ''[[Wikipedia:The Exorcist|The Exorcist]]''.

===Fast Forward===
*At the end of the game, Strong Sad comments that Strong Bad's video game "sounds pretty dangerous". Strong Bad replies, "No. Sounds..." then hums the opening theme to ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' as the camera zooms in on his ''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]'' poster. ''Dangeresque 3'' later becomes the main focus of the next SBCG4AP episode.
**The next episode's events are further forshadowed in extended play, when examining the calendar in the computer room makes Strong Bad say "Well, now that I've gotten my broken Fun Machine repaired, maybe today's the day I get to work on Dangeresque 3."

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/baddestofthebands|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6683 Telltale Games Forum thread re: ''Baddest of the Bands'']
*[[Forum:14803|forum thread re: "Baddest of the Bands]]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/wii/adventure/strongbadbaddestofthebands/news.html?sid=6198561&part=rss&tag=gs_all_games&subj=6198561 Gamespot Preview of ''Baddest of the Bands''] {{inlinecontentwarning|Spoilers|The external website linked here may contain spoilers.}}
*[http://www.baddestofthebands.com The official website for ''Baddest of the Bands'']
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep3baddestofthebands Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/wii/adventure/strongbadbaddestofthebands/news.html?sid=6198561&part=rss&tag=gs_all_games&subj=6198561 Gamespot preview]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/104194/interview-mike-stemmle-on-strong-bad-episode-3/ Game Pro Arcade preview and interview with Mike Stemmle]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/104308/review-strong-bad-episode-3/ Game Pro Arcade review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/923/923960p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/10/strong_bad_episode_3_baddest_of_the_bands WiiWare World review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople3baddestofthebandsreview.html CheatCode Central review]
*[http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3171061&p=44 1UP review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=12135 Jolt Online review]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,935 Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://www.cubed3.com/review/650/ Cubed3 review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_3_baddest_of Gamervision review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/420/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=414&p=1 Video Game Generation review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

imaginary

2009-07-15T01:37:28Z

Andyroid: /* Real-World References */

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[[Image:scotty.png|thumb|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"]]

Strong Bad recounts the time when Strong Sad used to have an annoying [[imaginary friend]] when he was younger.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Lil' Strong Sad]], [[Lil' Strong Bad]], [[Scotty Titi]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[Imaginary Friends#Rubby Plop-Plop|Rubby Plop-Plop]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Imaginary Friends#Sir Zabblepants|Sir Zabblepants]], {{Film|Bubs}}, [[Imaginary Friends#Dingy Donger|Dingy Donger]], {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Imaginary Friends#Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door|Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door]], [[Teen Strong Mad]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]], [[Frishy Freshy Dragonman]], [[Imaginary Friends#Pumpy Clumpy|Pumpy Clumpy]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], A room in the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Locker Room]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Corpy NT6]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 13, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 4:08

'''Page Title:''' Corpy NT6!

==Transcript==

''{A view of Strong Bad from behind, sitting in his basement typing at the Corpy on a folding table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checking emails at home from your worrrrk computer, ''{the view shifts to a closeup of the screen}'' is kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.

<blockquote class="corpy email" style="border:#ddd;border-bottom:#ccc;">
Dear Strong Bad, 
my brother had a friend over today and he drove 
me crazy!! What should I do about it? 
 
Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI
<div style="border:none;background:#08089c"></div>
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dear. Streer. Beer." He reads the closing as a question, as though he's not believing what he's reading, and says "Wisconsin" in place of "WI".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Crudfully? Really? What, was your mom sitting over your shoulder when you typed this email? And is your mom the kind of lady that won't let you type the word 'crap'? Don't get me wrong, I still woulda made fun of you if you ''had'' typed 'crapfully', I prolly would have just left your moms out of it. ''{clear screen}'' So, your bro's fro drove you cro? I don't really have that problem. On account of my brothers are galactically incapable of friend-have. Although when we were kids, Strong Sad had this ''imaginary'' friend that annoyed the crud outta me. Of course, this was back before insane parents made imaginary friends illegal for kids to have. Strong Sad invented him one time when we ''{cut to a view of an attic hatch. The hatch is being knocked at from inside}'' locked him in the attic.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You know we don't have an attic!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, when we stuffed him in the air vent.

''{The attic hatch transforms into an air vent. Strong Sad's fingers are wiggling through a gap.}

'''STRONG SAD:''' You know we don't have an a—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Oh, fine! When we taped him to the ceiling.

''{The air vent transforms into Lil' Strong Sad, in a purple shirt with a bandage over his belly button, stuck to the ceiling with pink tape. Pan down to Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' That'll teach you to stand and blink. Now stay up there until that Bubble Tape gives out and you fall into my open faced booby trap!

''{Pan down again to reveal a piece of bread on a blue plate with two pickle slices}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' We were out of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

''{cut to Lil' Strong Sad, who is smiling}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Haha! You're right! My brother does look like a big circle with two smaller circles ''{cut to a top shot of Lil' Strong Bad}'' on top of another circle from up here!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Hey! Shut up! Who're you talkin' to?

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Just my new best-also-bubble-taped-to-the-ceiling friend, Scotty Titi!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' THAT's half the reason imaginary friends are illegal now! Kids always give them the creepiest possible names. ''{cut to the King of Town, and a cut out-like image with a top hat}'' Rubby Plop-Plop, ''{cut to Homestar and like image of a person}'' Sir Zabblepants, and ''{cut to Bubs and like rabbit-shaped image}'' Dingy Donger, ''{cut to Coach Z and like image of a man, shaking slightly}'' Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door.

''{The cut-out image raises his arm. Cut to Lil' Strong Bad at the stick. The stick has a leaf, and Strong Bad is drilling a brick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, anyway, Strong Bad [sic]  and Scotty Titi were always annoying the crap out of us.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Ahahaha! ''{pan left to show Lil' Strong Sad}'' That's a good one!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Shut it up! What are you guys doing over there?

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Scotty Titi and I were just attaching indefinite articles, and he jokingly used "a" before a vowel sound! ''{holds stomach with both hands, making dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Ohohoho!

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' I'll attach this ''{raises brick}'' definite brick to Scotty Titi's face! EH!

''{Cut to wide shot as Lil' Strong Bad throws brick at Lil' Strong Sad, which lands harmlessly on the ground.}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Nice reflexes, Scotty!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I say he annoyed us, but it was really just me.

''{Cut to the door to Strong Mad's room. A loud smacking noise is heard from within, causing the whole house to shake.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Mad was going through some... ahem... changes in those days.

''{Cut to Teen Strong Mad in his room, punching a Trogdor-Blacklight poster that reads "PUBERTY". He has acne, facial hair, curly hair, and large glasses.}''

'''TEEN STRONG MAD:''' ''{voice cracking}'' GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, it was all up to me. First I tried to render Scotty Titi obsolete as an imaginary friend—

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad sitting in front of the couch in the basement with copies of ''Time'' magazine on the floor.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —by exposing him as a ''real''ginary friend. ''{As he says this, Lil' Strong Bad pops out from being the couch with a sack of "Fat Dumb White Flour"}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Aha! ''{empties flour onto floor; Lil' Strong Sad looks surprised momentarily and Lil' Strong Bad starts looking inside the now empty sack}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I used to get imaginary and invisible mixed up a lot as a kid.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh, thanks, big brother. I've always wanted to pit my skills ''{pats belly}'' against a pile of cake flour!

''{screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And of course, at one point, I tried to... ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad facing away from the screen, slowly zooming in}'' Titi. On Scotty Titi.

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! My new boots!

''{cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I finally had no recourse but to fight imaginary fire with imaginary fire. So after drinking three gallons of blue drink, I made up my own imaginary friend so they could fight to the imaginary death!

''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad with purple liquid around his mouth. Two empty bottles of Blue Drink are visible.}

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Scotty Titi! I'd like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!

''{The two imaginary friends appear; Frishy Freshy Dragonman is half-dragon half-man and Scotty Titi is a lump wearing a hat}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Scotty, look out!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Wait. ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad and Lil' Strong Sad}'' Scotty Titi is just a lump? ''{cut to Scotty}'' A mound? ''{cut to closeup of Scotty}'' A pile?

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Pretty much.

''{Cut to the two imaginary friends. Frishy Freshy Dragonman burninates Scotty Titi.}''

'''FRISHY FRESHY DRAGONMAN:''' Can I go now?

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're done.

''{Frishy Freshy disappears with a poof}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You ''{types "Ya"}'' still there, Crudkid? I don't know if your mom let you watch this far into the email or not. Anyways, I'm not suggesting you breathe fire on your brother's friend, you know. I'm suggesting you duct tape him to the ceiling. Your realginary pal, Strong Bad. Or, ''{deletes back to the start of Your realginary...}'' Your imaginary pal, Pumpy Clumpy.

''{[[Envelope Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end of the email, click on "duct tape him to the ceiling" to see a scene between Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi.
:''{Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi are sitting in front of the couch with the copies of ''Time Magazine''.
:'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Spiro Agnew's favorite slacks! That's right! You're so good at Time Magazine: The Game, Scotty!
:*Whilst Strong Sad is talking to Scotty Titi, click on the word "TIME" on the magazine in Lil' Strong Sad's hand to see the question being answered.
<blockquote>
Q: What were Richard Nixon's favorite slacks?
</blockquote>
*At the end of the email, click on "Pumpy Clumpy" to see an outline drawing of Pumpy Clumpy.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:First-person shooter|first-person shooter]] is a video game genre which centers the gameplay around gun or projectile weapon-based combat through the first person perspective.

===Trivia===
*This is Lil' Strong Sad's first speaking role.
*The back of Lil' Strong Bad's mask has what appears to be a Velcro strap, as opposed to strings. This is similar to how children wear shoes with Velcro on them instead of laces.

===Remarks===
*[[The Stick]] in this email has a solitary leaf, presumably because it is younger and still alive.
*Strong Bad remarks that his brothers are incapable of having friends. However, he should know that Strong Mad and [[The Cheat]] are best friends, as well as Strong Sad being friends with [[Homsar]] and [[Marzipan]].
*In [[yes, wrestling]], Strong Bad said that Homestar Runner had an imaginary tag-team partner named "Gary the Legend".
*The [[Corpy NT6]] is assumed to be an all-in-one computer, and yet there appears to be a [[Datum Center computer]] attached to it, as if the Corpy NT6 was actually a separate computer tower and monitor. ''(See Inside References)''
**While a Datum Center Computer is presumably attached to it, the only wire visible is the one hooked up the Corpy NT6.
*Lil' Strong Bad tries to [[Peeing|pee]] on Scotty Titi.
*Strong Mad has a [[Trogdor]] poster in his room, which seems impossible as Trogdor was invented on the spot in [[dragon]]. This, combined with the fact that Strong Bad already envisioned Trogdor, may imply this story isn't [[History According to Strong Bad|entirely true]].
*This is the first email since [[being nice]] to have the normal Strong Bad Email file type (sbemail#). The two previous, [[email thunder]] and [[hremail3184]] used sbemailtwohundred and hremail3184, respectively.

===Goofs===
[[Image:ghoust_image.PNG|thumb|200px|Ghost photography]]
*During the scene where Lil' Strong Bad is drilling hole in the brick, Strong Bad says "So, anyway, Strong ''Bad'' and Scotty Titi..." rather than "Strong ''Sad'' and Scotty Titi..."

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was released, a very faint outline of Strong Bad's face would be visible when the screen fades after Strong Bad throws a brick.

===Inside References===
*The computer console Strong Bad uses is one of the Datum Center computers as seen in [[isp]]. The monitor itself is the Corpy NT6. ''(See Remarks)''
*Strong Bad's comments about "Crudfully yours" are related to emails that usually end with [[Crapfully Yours]].
*Teenage Strong Mad looks very similar to how he did in Strong Bad's "doodle memory" in [[highschool]].
*Lil' Strong Bad's imaginary friend looks similar to the "Dragon-Man" drawing of [[Trogdor]] in the email [[dragon]].
*The flowery wallpaper is the same as the wallpaper of [[1987]], as seen in the email [[no loafing]].
*When Frishy Freshy Dragonman disappears, he makes the same wheezing sound as when [[Sickly Sam]] disappears.
*"Blue drink" is an example of a [[Nondescript Nouns|nondescript noun]].
*The bandage on Strong Sad's belly button is a reference to [[origins]], when Strong Bad hints at the fact that he drilled Strong Sad's belly button when they were much younger.
*The [[Hanging Objects|Trogdor/Puberty poster]] in Strong Mad's room is based on the [[Trogdor Poster|actual poster]] for sale in the [[Store]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Bubble Tape|Bubble Tape]] is a brand of bubble gum that comes in 6 foot long rolls.
*The rabbit-shaped imaginary friend standing next to Bubs is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Harvey (play)|''Harvey'']], a play and movie about a man who insists that he is friends with Harvey, a six-foot tall talking rabbit that only he can see and hear.
*''[[Wikipedia:Time (magazine)|Time]]'' is an American news magazine created in 1923 by Briton Hadden and Henry Luce, making it the first weekly news magazine in the United States.
**''Time: The Game'', which Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi are playing (and which Lil' Strong Sad erroneously refers to as ''Time Magazine: The Game''), was a trivia-based board game inspired by the same newsmagazine. The game was released in 1983 by Time, Inc. and used four question and answer books printed in the same manner as issues of ''Time''.
*[[Wikipedia:Richard Nixon|Richard Nixon]] was 37th [[President]] of the United States of America. [[Wikipedia:Spiro Agnew|Spiro Agnew]] was Nixon's first Vice President.
*The [[Strong Mad's Bass|bass guitar]] in Strong Mad's room bears a resemblance to the [[Wikipedia:Höfner 500/1|Höfner 500/1]], an instrument made famous by [[The Beatles]]' bassist [[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]].

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