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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="nl" file="sbemail152.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="17" end="72"><strongbad sfx="yes">zingt</strongbad><strongbad>Badabadadoem, het is tijd voor email, badoedadabadoe.</strongbad></line> <line start="72" end="85" speaker="strongbad">"Beste Strong Bad,"</line> <line start="85" end="129" speaker="strongbad">"Als je emails kan beantwoorden, dan moet je toch een soort van internet hebben, niet?"</line> <line start="129" end="163" speaker="strongbad">"Wat voor internet is er in Strong Badia?"</line> <line start="163" end="175" speaker="strongbad">"Wie zorgt ervoor?"</line> <line start="175" end="195" speaker="strongbad">"Is het duur?"</line> <line start="195" end="223" speaker="strongbad">"Je besterste vriend in de hele wereld,"</line> <line start="223" end="235" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Bijlange niet,</line> <!-- Someone should review these two lines --> <line start="235" end="261" speaker="strongbad">"Gary, <em>you kay</em>?"</line> <line start="261" end="297" speaker="strongbad">Ja Gary, met mij alles goed. Rustig maar.</line> <!-- End of to-be-reviewed section --> <line start="297" end="314" speaker="strongbad">Natuurlijk heb ik internet.</line> <line start="314" end="354" speaker="strongbad">Hoe zou ik anders dit vette plaatje van een schattig knaagdier</line> <line start="354" end="382" speaker="strongbad">dat breakdancet kunnen downloaden?</line> <line start="382" end="394" sfx="yes">ding</line> <line start="394" end="429" speaker="strongbad">Wat!? Elf procent?</line> <line start="429" end="466" speaker="strongbad">Dit plaatje is na twee dagen nog niet gedownload!</line> <line start="466" end="485" speaker="strongbad">Oh, nu ben ik het <strong>zat</strong>!</line> <!-- Someone should review these two lines --> <line start="485" end="534" speaker="strongbad">Pas maar op, technische ondersteuning.</line> <line start="534" end="578" speaker="strongbad">Want Strong Bad komt klagen!</line> <!-- End of to-be-reviewed section --> <line start="578" end="589" sfx="yes">zoef</line> <line start="589" end="600" sfx="yes">telefoon gaat</line> <line start="600" end="607" sfx="yes">zoef</line> <line start="607" end="623" speaker="homestar">Bedankt om het internet te bellen.</line> <line start="623" end="660" speaker="homestar">Mag ik uw identificatienummer of diefstalaangifte, alstublieft?</line> <line start="660" end="710" speaker="strongbad">No, but you can have a heapin' helpin' of my unbridled rage!</line> <line start="710" end="774" speaker="homestar">Ma'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder.</line> <line start="774" end="839" speaker="homestar">I cannot help you clear your browser cache. No, I'm not in India.</line> <line start="839" end="890" speaker="strongbad">Shut up and listen. My internet is crawling along like...</line> <line start="890" end="906" speaker="strongbad">something...</line> <line start="906" end="918" speaker="strongbad">funny...</line> <line start="918" end="939" speaker="strongbad">that crawls along.</line> <line start="939" end="967" speaker="homestar">All right, I can help you with that.</line> <line start="967" end="1010" speaker="homestar">Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that.</line> <line start="1010" end="1020" speaker="strongbad">What?!</line> <line start="1020" end="1026"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Doo doot. <span style="visibility: hidden">Tch.</span></homestar></line> <line start="1026" end="1031"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Doo doot. Tch.</homestar></line> <line start="1031" end="1042"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Doo doo dit. <span style="visibility: hidden">Tch.</span></homestar></line> <line start="1042" end="1046"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Doo doo dit. Tch.</homestar></line> <line start="1046" end="1053"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Doot doo doot. <span style="visibility: hidden">Tch.</span></homestar></line> <line start="1054" end="1059"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Doot doo doot. Tch.</homestar></line> <line start="1059" end="1076"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>It's the hold music, </homestar></line> <line start="1076" end="1083"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>do doot. <span style="visibility: hidden">Tch.</span></homestar></line> <line start="1083" end="1087"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>do doot. Tch.</homestar></line> <line start="1087" end="1098"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Pa doo doot. <span style="visibility: hidden">Tch.</span></homestar></line> <line start="1098" end="1101"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Pa doo doot. Tch.</homestar></line> <line start="1101" end="1110"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Boodoo doo doot. <span style="visibility: hidden">Tch.</span></homestar></line> <line start="1110" end="1114"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Boodoo doo doot. Tch.</homestar></line> <line start="1114" end="1137"><homestar sfx="yes">singing</homestar><homestar>Hold music!</homestar></line> <line start="1138" end="1193" speaker="homestar" volume="0.9">Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us.</line> <line start="1193" end="1216" speaker="homestar" volume="0.9">The next available representative wi</line> <line start="1216" end="1229" speaker="homestar">okay, I'm back!</line> <line start="1229" end="1292" speaker="homestar">Lemme just verify your address so I can send you my weight in free sign-up CDs.</line> <line start="1292" end="1308" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, enough!</line> <line start="1308" end="1355" speaker="strongbad">I'm marching my pasty white bwathom down there to talk to the man in charge!</line> <line start="1355" end="1361" sfx="yes">geddup noise</line> <line start="1361" end="1410" speaker="homestar">I'm so glad we could get that resolved. Is there anything else I can</line> <line start="1411" end="1530" sfx="yes">march music</line> <line start="1531" end="1592" speaker="bubs">Well if it isn't my lone internet customer. How's e-business?</line> <line start="1593" end="1642" speaker="strongbad">Now listen here, old man Bubs! What's the big idea of throttling me down?!</line> <line start="1643" end="1702" speaker="bubs">Throttling you down?! That's not one of the ninety-nine ways I rip you off!</line> <line start="1703" end="1753" speaker="strongbad">Well, back in the day I used to connect at twelve-hundred baud,</line> <line start="1753" end="1804" speaker="strongbad">but ever since the <em>merger</em>, I'm lucky if I get twelve baud!</line> <line start="1804" end="1817" speaker="bubs">Hmm...</line> <line start="1818" end="1861" speaker="bubs">Let's head down to the Datum Center and see what we can find.</line> <line start="1861" end="1883" speaker="strongbad">Dat'um sounds good.</line> <line start="1884" end="1905" sfx="yes">march music</line> <line start="1906" end="1960" speaker="bubs">So this is where the magic happens. I wonder where the trouble could be.</line> <line start="1960" end="1985" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I wonder.</line> <line start="1985" end="2036" speaker="strongbad">It's probably not this computer with the garden hose coming out of it.</line> <line start="2037" end="2088" speaker="bubs">Hey! Somebody's suckin' up all my bandwidth!</line> <line start="2088" end="2110" sfx="yes">sucking noise</line> <line start="2111" end="2123" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad!</line> <line start="2124" end="2134" sfx="yes">boing</line> <line start="2135" end="2177"><strongmad sfx="yes">high pitched voice</strongmad><strongmad volume="0.8">I'M A WEBSITE!</strongmad></line> <line start="2178" end="2225"><strongbad sfx="yes">laughter</strongbad><bubs sfx="yes">laughter</bubs></line> <line start="2226" end="2271"><strongbad sfx="yes">laughter</strongbad><bubs sfx="yes">laughter</bubs><strongmad sfx="yes">regular laughter</strongmad></line> <line start="2277" end="2293" sfx="yes">ding</line> <line start="2298" end="2430" sfx="yes">monophonic music</line> <line start="2439" end="2453" sfx="yes">preeow</line> <!-- easter egg --> <line start="2460" end="2539" sfx="yes">homestar runner theme music</line> </transcript>
