Social Media Crap Compilation 1
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''{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background}'' | ''{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background}'' | ||
Revision as of 00:16, 5 May 2020
Cast in order of Appearance: Strong Sad, Nibbles, Marshie
Running Time: 4:58
Places: The Field
Transcript
{The video opens on a blurred shot of The Field with text that reads "Social Media Crap (in no particular order)"}
{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background}
ANNOUNCER: Running low on sugared excitement?
STRONG SAD: {sigh} Bloat...
{A box of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch flies in from the left side and knocks Strong Sad out of the screen, as a spiky red shape with the words "ALL-NEW!!" appears in the corner. Music begins playing.}
ANNOUNCER: Try new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch! {A white patch with Nibbles on it and "FPm-NsN" at the bottom rises out of the box. The patch flies in front of the camera and onto Strong Sad's arm.} Simply apply, {the screen zooms out to show Strong Sad's body, silhouetted, with pink arrows throughout it, with lots of Nibbles coming out of the patch and going through the arrows, as the patch grows and shrinks} and enjoy a gradual drip of marshalade all day long!
STRONG SAD: {relieved sigh} Float!
{The patch flies in front of the camera}
NIBBLES: That's right! I'm a... mess you up!
{Marshie flies in wearing a hat, and knocks Nibbles out of the screen}
MARSHIE: Don't you talk that way to my constituents! {Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}
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