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• The Turtle (maybe)
• Storybook Character Variations

Fancy Suits

"Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo..."

While most residents in the Homestar Runner universe typically wear casual clothing, there are instances where characters will wear formal suit jackets.

Appearances

• The Announcer is always seen in a purple suit jacket or a black tuxedo jacket.
• Main Page 11 — Homestar wears a blue suit jacket.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Homsar wears a black suit jacket and a red tie as part of his costume.
• Email stand-up — During the talent show, Strong Bad wore a fake tuxedo T-Shirt.
• Email sb_email 22 — The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's public relations advisor.
• Email different town (Easter egg) — Eh Steve! wears a tuxedo in a drawing by Lem Sportsinterviews.
• Email rampage — Strong Bad wears a black suit jacket as a part of his legal rampage.
• Email modeling — Strong Bad poses with a black suit jacket and purple shirt.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — Arrow'd Guy is seen wearing a cyan suit jacket while proposing to The Ugly One.
• Email senior prom — Homestar wears a black tuxedo for the senior prom and all members of All the King's Men! wear blue tuxedo jackets.
• Halloween Awards Show — Bubs is shown wearing a black tuxedo jacket and a tuxedo front.
• Email your funeral — Homestar wears a black suit jacket and tie for Strong Bad's funeral.
• Email rough copy — The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's lawyer.
• Email business trip — The Cheat wears a suit for his framed company portrait.
• Email hremail3184 — Strong Sad is shown wearing a black tuxedo.
• I Killed Pom Pom — Strong Bad wears a dark gray suit as part of his Mac Tonight costume.
• User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — G-m'n likes pop tarts, but not pop tarts on his tuxedo suit.
  • Gfdgsgxgzgdrc got pop tarts on his tuxedo suit in this one cartoon Gfd's Great Pop Tart Tuxedo Suit Adventure.
• User:Purple Wrench — Purple Wrench would sponsor a line of suits fitted for various kinds of wrenches. This would make it impossible to say that wrenches cannot wear suits.
• User:Catjaz63 — When Catjaz wears a suit, he is called Business Catjaz.
• User:RickTommy — Rick wears a suit, but Tommy doesn't.
• User:JoeyDay — Joey only wears tuxedo suits on special occasions and holidays (like Joey Day, for example).
• User:The Knights Who Say Ni — Knights usually don't wear tuxedos.
• User:Mee — /me had only ever heard "dickie" in reference to that shirt front. But don't treat him as an authority on fancy clothing.
• User:SRMX12 — He wears a tuxedo in the cartoon SRMX12: The Cartoon.
• User:DeFender1031 — Sometimes he DeFends his tuxedo suit, 1,031 times.
• User:DorianGray — "Dorian" wears "Gray" (tuxedos).
• User:Willy on Wheels — Wears a tuxedo suit ON WHEELS!
• HRWiki:Sandbox — Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!

The Turtle

Strong Bad's turtle, pre-oatmealing

Turtles are reptiles, and one turtle in particular has been spotted several times in the Homestar Runner universe, usually associated with Strong Bad. It first appears when Buckethand Strong Bad uses his bucket hand to dump oatmeal on it. It appears in 3D in Homestar Ruiner, when it is one of the obstacles that you need to jump over in the Tri-Annual Race to the End of the Race. Strong Bad flips it upside down (along with Strong Mad) in sbemail206, as an April Fools Day prank. A boy named "Geoff" found a turtle named Slowbie (or Mr. Shoe) in his shoe in a newspaper clipping from time capsule. It is unknown if this is the same turtle.

Appearances

• Email new hands
• Email time capsule (possibly)
• Homestar Ruiner
• sbemail206

(I think this would be a fine page. It would be longer than The Mountain Goat. But I would be fine if we didn't make it. It's just an idea.)

Storybook Character Variations

In the Storybook World, characters look like their old versions from the Original Book and the Museum Sketchbook. The Poopsmith and Homsar are the only main characters to lack this variation.

Image	Description	Appearances
	The Homestar Runner See main article: The Homestar Runner (storybook) This version of Homestar talks in his old voice and usually wears a duckie shirt.	Original Book, Where My Hat is At?, Strumstar Hammer, flashback, Main Page 20, alternate universe, Strongest Man in the World, Homestar Gets Something Stuck in His Craw, Where My Hat is At? (toon), Halloween Safety
	Tiny-Handed Strong Bad See main article: Tiny-Handed Strong Bad Unlike the exaggerated voice Strong Bad talked with in the early Flash toons, this version of Strong Bad talks in a bland, monotonous voice. He has no diamond and has white eyes, unlike modern-day Strong Bad's green eyes and diamond.	Original Book, Strumstar Hammer, flashback, Main Page 20, rock opera (voice only), alternate universe, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw, Halloween Safety
	Storybook The Cheat This version of The Cheat is much lighter colored and more slug-like. He has smaller spots and more hairs at the back of his head.	Original Book, flashback, Main Page 20, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
	Storybook Strong Mad Strong Mad's head bumps up a little bit more in this version.	Sketchbook (museum), flashback, alternate universe
	Storybook Strong Sad This version of Strong Sad has shorter arms.	Sketchbook (museum), flashback, Main Page 20, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
	Storybook Pom Pom Pom Pom's legs are much pointier in this version. He has smaller eyes.	Original Book, flashback, alternate universe, Strongest Man in the World
	Storybook Marzipan	Sketchbook (museum), flashback, alternate universe
	Storybook Coach Zee Storybook Coach Z is a paler green and the colors on his hat are switched. There is no shine on his medallion and the Z has a point up at the end.	Where My Hat is At?, flashback, alternate universe, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
	Storybook Bubs	Sketchbook (museum), flashback, origins, alternate universe, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
	The Prince of Town See main article: The Prince of Town He is much taller and skinnier than the modern-day king. He wears a feathered cap instead of a crown. He is the only storybook character that wasn't introduced before his modern-day version.	flashback, Main Page 20, Fan Costumes '09
	Storybook The Announcer He has no shine on his monocle, and he has some blue on his suit. His neck is black.	Original Book, Strumstar Hammer, Strongest Man in the World
	Storybook The Grape Fairie	Original Book, Strumstar Hammer, Strongest Man in the World
	Storybook The Fat Bee He has no curl at the end of his tail.	Original Book, Old Flash Stuff, Main Page 20, alternate universe, Weekly Fanstuff — August 3, 2006
	Storybook Mr. Bland	Original Book, Strumstar Hammer, flashback, origins
	Storybook Señor	Original Book, Strumstar Hammer, flashback, Main Page 20, origins
	Storybook The Robot	Original Book, Strumstar Hammer
	Storybook The Umpire	Where My Hat is At?

kitchen appliances

"Geddup, geddup, geddup!"

This article is about the Strong Bad Email. For the Strong Bad's kitchen appliance computers in sbemail206, see Items#Strong Bad's Kitchen Appliances.

Strong Bad and Homestar check an email together about what kitchen appliance they would be.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Coach Z, Marzipan

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Monday, September 26, 2005

Running Time: 3:38

Page Title: Lappy 486

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Transcript

{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}

STRONG BAD: {Walks in} Ahem. {out of key} Email song that's really GREeaat?!

{The Lappy buzzes and displays "ERROR - insufficient email song."}

STRONG BAD: What?! Must be outta practice. Okay, here goes... song is long, is long, is long, is song is an email song

{A "thump" is heard and the lappy shakes.}

STRONG BAD:Well, sorry! Jeez! You don't have to get violent.

{Some more thumps.}

STRONG BAD: Wait a minute, what is that?!

{Cut to wide.}

{Homestar Runner has made a small shanty underneath the desk. A sign says "Homestar's Place." Homestar has a juice box skewered on a stick and is roasting it over a flashlight.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey, Strong Bad. Juice box?

STRONG BAD: Homestar! Since when did I say you could take up residence underneath my sbemail desk?!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, well, you hadn't used it in so long I just figured... you know... squatter's rights.

STRONG BAD: I'm about to squat on your rights if you don't get outta here, you filthy hobo!

{Homestar stands up}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw, come on, Mr. Roper! I could help out around the house! I'm a real super athlete. You oughta see me climb and stuff. Maybe you should introduce me to—

STRONG BAD: Yeah, alright shut up. I suppose I could use your help. The Lappy's broken and it says I need some bozo to sing it an email song or else I can't check-a my email.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh! Email songs are my forte. Or perhaps my fiftay!

{Cut to Lappy. Both Homestar and Strong Bad's heads are reflected into the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ya gotta, email ding-dong ding-dong, I wanna, email ding-dong ding-dong, I gotta—.

the lappy displays "Close enough" and the email comes up.

subject: kitchen appliance

Dear STRONG BAD!!!
If you could be a kitchen appliance what would it be? and why?
waiting in anticipation.

Victoria AUS

{They both start reading at the same time.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, one at a time!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, okay.

{Strong Bad starts reading the email from the beginning. Homestar does too, at the same time, albeit in a higher voice.}

STRONG BAD: Stoopface! Look, I'll tell ya what. We'll alternate words. Dear...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dear...I mean, STRONG!
STRONG BAD: BAD!
{This continues. Homestar reads "Victoria". Strong Bad says:}
STRONG BAD: from austree-alia-lenberger combo. Well, Vicky—

HOMESTAR: — you worthless sack o' crap!

STRONG BAD: Homestar, no! She might be slightly attractive...or loaded.

HOMESTAR: Just tryin' to help.

{Homestar's head leaves the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Well, Vischyssoise, who hasn't spent romantic nights in front of the fireplace, gazing into that special someone's eyes, talking about what kitchen appliance they would be? I had {small cough} girlfriend in {small cough} college that used to want to be a panini press. In fact that was her name I think. Good ol', hot ol' Panini Press. But I always saw myself as a beigish-tan 200 cc food processor called the Oh-bliterator Thousand! I'd look as much like me as a food processor possibly could.

{Cut to a beige food processor.}

STRONG BAD: ...which apparently isn't very much. i'd have four my-mouth colored buttons labelled puree, frappe—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Crushe, smushe, and offe. {The buttons appear as he says them.} Potatoes would curly-cue themselves at the very sight of me! I could julienne a phonebook into a metal can. And maybe turn whatsit into gold!

{Cut to the King of Town sitting in his castle, watching TV. He spit-takes.}

KING OF TOWN: EXCUSE ME?!

{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand on a counter}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen} It would have cool flames all on it and gashuffers comin' out of the sides, and shoot lasers at hot girls!

{Cool flames and gashuffers appear on it. It shoots lasers, and there are some female screams.}

STRONG BAD: Homestar, NO! {Cut to the Computer Room} You don't need to go all Strong Bad on this one. No lasers this time!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool flames!

STRONG BAD: BEIGISH TAN!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: GASHUFFERS!

{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand. A mouth and eyes appear on the food processor.}

FOOD PROCESSOR: STOP FIGHTING! STOP FIGHTING! ALL YOU GUYS EVER DO ANYMORE IS FIGHT! AND I'M SICK OF IT! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!

{It storms off the counter.}

STRONG BAD: Woah. Guess we upset our imaginary food processor stepson.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, he's just going through a phase. AND NO INTENDO, YOUNG MAN! YOU HEAR ME?!

{A yellow explosion shape pops up that reads "That's Right!"}

SB: That's right! You get the Oh-bliterator, the cleaning kit, and the interesting branch all for only 20 low payments of 4 easy installments!

{The objects appear as he says them.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, i'd be a fork! {Cut to a fork against a blue background.} A taped up fork! {Tape covers the fork.} A brown taped up fork! {The fork turns brown.} We'd live right next to each other on Mother Goose's countertop! We would alternate words while reciting clever rhymes that help kids remember to do their chores.

{It shows them on a counter top in their kitchen appliance forms.}

HOMESTAR AND STRONG BAD: {Alternating, with Strong Bad starting and ending} Make your bed, or you'll be dead, by morning.

{A green plastic bag sealer bounces onscreen and repeats, higher:}

COACH Z: By morning!

{Cut to Marzipan}

MARZIPAN: Excuse me!

{Cut to Strong Bad, Homestar, and Coach Z crammed on the kitchen counter in various ways.}

STRONG BAD: oh, hey marzipan, we was just uh, looking
HOMESTAR RUNNER: out
STRONG BAD: from
HOMESTAR RUNNER: within
COACH Z: ourselves?!

MARZIPAN: {in a sarcastic tone} I really don't know why you guys don't have girlfriends.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But what about—?

MARZIPAN: You heard me.

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Explanations

• The lights are off and Gavin is shown on the Lappy because it had been 7 weeks since the previous Strong Bad Email.
  • There was a similar occurrence of this in the email army.
• Vichyssoise is a thick soup made of puréed leeks, onions, potatoes, cream, and chicken stock.

Trivia

• The email heavily acknowledges the seven-week delay since the previous email.
• Marzipan broke up with Homestar at the end of the email.

Real-World References

• The second draft contains a reference to Nintendo.
• Mr. Roper was the hard-nosed landlord in Three's Company.

Fast Forward

• Homestar roasting a juicebox will later end up as part of 4 branches, but using a real fire instead of a flashlight.

External Links

• watch "kitchen appliances"
• view the Flash file for "kitchen appliances"
• forum thread re: "kitchen appliances"