Pistols For Pandas (organization)
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As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each five dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies", Crack sneaks out with the computer, take it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges them for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo. | As explained in the toon [[Pistols for Pandas]], for each five dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies", Crack sneaks out with the computer, take it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges them for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo. | ||
| - | Their justness, despite Crack's constant chimings, is questionable. They waste much of the donation in a | + | Their justness, despite Crack's constant chimings, is questionable. They waste much of the donation in a convoluted (if not slightly selfish) way as described above. Their intentions, as well, are debatable. Rather than supplying pandas that are in danger of losing their homes, the donations are given to zoo pandas. The employees (or at least Stuntman) do not seem to care about the wellfare of pandas very much, either, as demonstrated by his tacit approval for clear cutting bamboo forests to plant five star resorts. In fact, a bamboo grove was seen being torn down in the background while the commercial was being filmed and nobody, from the stagehand delivering drinks to the cameraman, showed either care or notice to it. Crack has also implied that the workers actually ''eat'' panda, further discrediting their legitimacy. |
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Revision as of 12:47, 22 May 2009
Pistols For Pandas (or PFP) is a non-profit organization that aims to give pistols to pandas. Crack Stuntman is the national spokesperson for the group. In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2, Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling Marzipan to stop protesting at their rallies. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.
As explained in the toon Pistols for Pandas, for each five dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies", Crack sneaks out with the computer, take it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges them for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.
Their justness, despite Crack's constant chimings, is questionable. They waste much of the donation in a convoluted (if not slightly selfish) way as described above. Their intentions, as well, are debatable. Rather than supplying pandas that are in danger of losing their homes, the donations are given to zoo pandas. The employees (or at least Stuntman) do not seem to care about the wellfare of pandas very much, either, as demonstrated by his tacit approval for clear cutting bamboo forests to plant five star resorts. In fact, a bamboo grove was seen being torn down in the background while the commercial was being filmed and nobody, from the stagehand delivering drinks to the cameraman, showed either care or notice to it. Crack has also implied that the workers actually eat panda, further discrediting their legitimacy.
Appearances
- Debut: Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 (mentioned)
- An Important Rap Song (logo)
- Halloween Stencils
- Pistols for Pandas
