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| - | =Fancy Suits=
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| - | [[File:strong sad tuxedo.png|200px|thumb|"Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo..."]]
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| - | While most residents in the Homestar Runner universe typically wear casual clothing, there are instances where characters will '''wear formal suit jackets'''.
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| - | ==Appearances==
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| - | *[[The Announcer]] is always seen in a purple suit jacket or a black tuxedo jacket.
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| - | *[[Main Page 11]] — Homestar wears a blue suit jacket.
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| - | *[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Homsar wears a black suit jacket and a red tie as part of his costume.
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| - | *Email [[stand-up]] — During the talent show, Strong Bad wore a fake tuxedo T-Shirt.
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| - | *Email [[sb_email 22]] — The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's public relations advisor.
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| - | *Email [[different town]] (Easter egg) — Eh Steve! wears a tuxedo in a drawing by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
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| - | *Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad wears a black suit jacket as a part of his legal rampage.
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| - | *Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad poses with a black suit jacket and purple shirt.
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — [[Arrow'd Guy]] is seen wearing a cyan suit jacket while proposing to [[The Ugly One]].
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| - | *Email [[senior prom]] — Homestar wears a black tuxedo for the senior prom and all members of [[All the King's Men!]] wear blue tuxedo jackets.
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| - | *[[Halloween Awards Show]] — Bubs is shown wearing a black tuxedo jacket and a [[Wikipedia:Dickey (garment)|tuxedo front]].
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| - | *Email [[your funeral]] — Homestar wears a black suit jacket and tie for Strong Bad's funeral.
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| - | *Email [[rough copy]] — The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's lawyer.
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| - | *Email [[business trip]] — The Cheat wears a suit for his framed company portrait.
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| - | *Email [[hremail3184]] — Strong Sad is shown wearing a black tuxedo.
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| - | *[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Strong Bad wears a dark gray suit as part of his Mac Tonight costume.
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| - | *[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc]] — [[G]]-[[M'n|m']][[Special:WhatLinksHere/The Thnikkaman|n]] [[Tucker Donaldson|likes]] [[Special:Scramble/Stave it Off Guy|pop]] tarts, but [[not]] pop [[Special:Upload|tarts]] on [[Special:UserLogout|his]] tuxedo suit[[Comma|.]]
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| - | **Gfdgsgxgzgdrc got pop tarts on his tuxedo suit in this one cartoon [[BWAHAHA This page does not exist.|<span style="color:blue">Gfd's Great Pop Tart Tuxedo Suit Adventure</span>]].
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| - | *[[User:Purple Wrench]] — Purple Wrench would sponsor a line of suits fitted for various kinds of wrenches. This would make it impossible to say that wrenches cannot wear suits.
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| - | *[[User:Catjaz63]] — When Catjaz wears a suit, he is called ''[[Special:MyPage|Business Catjaz]]''.
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| - | *[[User:RickTommy]] — Rick wears a suit, but Tommy doesn't.
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| - | *[[User:JoeyDay]] — Joey only wears tuxedo suits on special occasions and holidays (like Joey Day, for example).
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| - | *[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni]] — Knights usually don't wear tuxedos.
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| - | *[[User:Mee]] — /me had only ever heard "dickie" in reference to that shirt front. But don't treat him as an authority on fancy clothing.
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| - | *[[User:SRMX12]] — He wears a tuxedo in the cartoon [[Special:Random|SRMX12: The Cartoon]].
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| - | *[[User:DeFender1031]] — Sometimes he DeFends his tuxedo suit, 1,031 times.
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| - | *[[User:DorianGray]] — "Dorian" wears "Gray" (tuxedos).
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| - | *[[Special:Contributions/Willy on Wheels|User:Willy on Wheels]] — Wears a tuxedo suit ON WHEELS!
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| - | *[[HRW:S|HRWiki:Sandbox]] — Don't fake the funk [[G|on a nasty dunk]]!
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| - | =The Turtle=
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| - | [[Image:Turtle new hands.png|thumb|Strong Bad's turtle, pre-oatmealing]]
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| - | Turtles are [[reptiles]], and one '''turtle''' in particular has been spotted several times in the [[Homestar Runner universe]], usually associated with [[Strong Bad]]. It first appears when Buckethand Strong Bad uses his bucket hand to dump [[oatmeal]] on it. It appears in [[3D Character Variations|3D]] in Homestar Ruiner, when it is one of the obstacles that you need to jump over in the [[Tri-Annual Race to the End of the Race]]. Strong Bad flips it upside down (along with [[Strong Mad]]) in [[sbemail206]], as an [[April Fools Day]] prank. A boy named "Geoff" found a turtle named Slowbie (or Mr. Shoe) in his shoe in a newspaper clipping from [[time capsule]]. It is unknown if this is the same turtle.
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| - | ==Appearances==
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| - | *Email [[new hands]]
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| - | *Email [[time capsule]] (possibly)
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| - | *[[Homestar Ruiner]]
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| - | *[[sbemail206]]
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| - | ''(I think this would be a fine page. It would be longer than [[The Mountain Goat]]. But I would be fine if we didn't make it. It's just an idea.)''
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| - | =Storybook Character Variations=
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| - | In the [[Storybook World]], characters look like their [[Character Variations|old versions]] from the [[Original Book]] and the [[Museum]] [[Sketchbook (museum)|Sketchbook]]. [[The Poopsmith]] and [[Homsar]] are the only main characters to lack this variation.
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:HSRDuckshirt.png|150px|"I'm The Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete."]] || '''The [[Homestar Runner]]'''
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| - | {{main|The Homestar Runner (storybook)}}
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| - | This version of Homestar talks in his old voice and usually wears a [[duckie shirt]].
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| - | || [[Original Book]], [[Where My Hat is At?]], [[Strumstar Hammer]], [[flashback]], [[Main Page 20]], [[alternate universe]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Homestar Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]], [[Where My Hat is At? (toon)]], [[Halloween Safety]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|150px|"I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"]] || '''Tiny-Handed [[Strong Bad]]'''
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| - | {{main|Tiny-Handed Strong Bad}}
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| - | Unlike the exaggerated voice Strong Bad talked with in the early Flash toons, this version of Strong Bad talks in a bland, monotonous voice. He has no diamond and has white eyes, unlike modern-day Strong Bad's green eyes and diamond.
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| - | || [[Original Book]], [[Strumstar Hammer]], [[flashback]], [[Main Page 20]], [[rock opera]] (voice only), [[alternate universe]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]], [[Halloween Safety]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:The cheatachu72.PNG|150px|Strong Bad's very own a-The Cheat!]] || '''Storybook [[The Cheat]]'''
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| - | This version of The Cheat is much lighter colored and more slug-like. He has smaller spots and more hairs at the back of his head.
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| - | || [[Original Book]], [[flashback]], [[Main Page 20]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:StoryStrongMad.png|150px|Strong Mad]] || '''Storybook [[Strong Mad]]'''
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| - | Strong Mad's head bumps up a little bit more in this version.
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| - | || [[Sketchbook (museum)]], [[flashback]], [[alternate universe]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:StoryStrongSad.png|150px|"That is unsightly, and make it go away!"]] || '''Storybook [[Strong Sad]]'''
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| - | This version of Strong Sad has shorter arms.
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| - | || [[Sketchbook (museum)]], [[flashback]], [[Main Page 20]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:firstpompom.png|150px|Pom Pom]] || '''Storybook [[Pom Pom]]'''
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| - | Pom Pom's legs are much pointier in this version. He has smaller eyes.
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| - | || [[Original Book]], [[flashback]], [[alternate universe]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:Storybook Marzipan.png|150px|"Ready-and-set-and-go-now."]] || '''Storybook [[Marzipan]]'''
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| - | || [[Sketchbook (museum)]], [[flashback]], [[alternate universe]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:FlashbackStyleCoachZ.png|150px|"I'ma go shower up!"]] || '''Storybook [[Coach Z|Coach Zee]]'''
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| - | Storybook Coach Z is a paler green and the colors on his hat are switched. There is no shine on his medallion and the Z has a point up at the end.
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| - | || [[Where My Hat is At?]], [[flashback]], [[alternate universe]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:Storybubs.png|150px|"Hot time!"]] || '''Storybook [[Bubs]]'''
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| - | || [[Sketchbook (museum)]], [[flashback]], [[origins]], [[alternate universe]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:Prince of Town.png|150px|"Who's the weirdo in the duckie shirt?"]] || '''[[The King of Town|The Prince of Town]]'''
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| - | {{main|The Prince of Town}}
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| - | He is much taller and skinnier than the modern-day king. He wears a feathered cap instead of a crown. He is the only storybook character that wasn't introduced before his modern-day version.
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| - | || [[flashback]], [[Main Page 20]], [[Fan Costumes '09]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:announcer tie.PNG|150px|The Announcer]] || '''Storybook [[The Announcer]]'''
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| - | He has no shine on his monocle, and he has some blue on his suit. His neck is black.
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| - | || [[Original Book]], [[Strumstar Hammer]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:Grape Farie with bee.png|150px|The Grape Fairie]] || '''Storybook [[The Grape Fairie]]'''
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| - | || [[Original Book]], [[Strumstar Hammer]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:TheFatBee.PNG|150px|He's da bee!]] || '''Storybook [[The Fat Bee]]'''
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| - | He has no curl at the end of his tail.
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| - | || [[Original Book]], [[Old Flash Stuff]], [[Main Page 20]], [[alternate universe]], [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-08-03|Weekly Fanstuff]] — August 3, 2006
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:mr bland.PNG|150px|Mr. Bland]] || '''Storybook [[Mr. Bland]]'''
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| - | || [[Original Book]], [[Strumstar Hammer]], [[flashback]], [[origins]]
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:senor.png|150px|Señor]] || '''Storybook [[Señor]]'''
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| - | | align="center" | [[File:TheRobot.png|150px|The Robot (last year's winner)]] || '''Storybook [[The Robot]]'''
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| - | <small>[[Puppet Character Variations|Puppets]] | [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|Powered by The Cheat]] | '''Storybook''' | [[3D Character Variations|3D]] | [[Virus Character Variations|Virus]] | [[Mario Paint Character Variations|Mario Paint]] | [[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Retro Gaming]] | [[Action Figure Character Variations|Action Figures]] | [[Different Town Character Variations|Different Town]] | [[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations|Xeriouxly Forxe]] | [[Other Character Variations|Other]] </small>
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| - | = kitchen appliances =
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| - | [[Image:sbemail136.PNG|thumb|"Geddup, geddup, geddup!"]]
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| - | {{aboutemail}} {{for|Strong Bad's kitchen appliance computers in [[sbemail206]]|Items#Strong Bad's Kitchen Appliances}}
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| - | Strong Bad and Homestar check an email together about what kitchen appliance they would be.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The King of Town]], [[Coach Z]], [[Marzipan]]
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| - | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]
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| - | {{Comp|Lappy 486}}
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| - | '''Date:''' Monday, September 26, 2005
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 3:38
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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| - | {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five}}
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| - | ==Transcript==
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| - | ''{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walks in}'' Ahem. ''{out of key}'' Email song that's really GREeaat?!
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| - | ''{The Lappy buzzes and displays "ERROR - insufficient email song."}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Must be outta practice. Okay, here goes... song is long, is long, is long, is song is an email song
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| - | ''{A "thump" is heard and the lappy shakes.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:'''Well, sorry! Jeez! You don't have to get violent.
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| - | ''{Some more thumps.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute, what is that?!
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| - | ''{Cut to wide.}''
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| - | ''{Homestar Runner has made a small shanty underneath the desk. A sign says "Homestar's Place." Homestar has a juice box skewered on a stick and is roasting it over a flashlight.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hey, Strong Bad. Juice box?
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar! Since when did I say you could take up residence underneath my sbemail desk?!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well, you hadn't used it in so long I just figured... you know... squatter's rights.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm about to squat on your rights if you don't get outta here, you filthy hobo!
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| - | ''{Homestar stands up}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, come on, Mr. Roper! I could help out around the house! I'm a real super athlete. You oughta see me climb and stuff. Maybe you should introduce me to—
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, alright shut up. I suppose I could use your help. The Lappy's broken and it says I need some bozo to sing it an email song or else I can't check-a my email.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Email songs are my forte. Or perhaps my fiftay!
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| - | ''{Cut to Lappy. Both Homestar and Strong Bad's heads are reflected into the screen.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ya gotta, email ding-dong ding-dong, I wanna, email ding-dong ding-dong, I gotta—.
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| - | <blockquote class="lappy email">
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| - | <div>subject: kitchen appliance</div>
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| - | Dear STRONG BAD!!!<br \>
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| - | If you could be a kitchen appliance what would it be? and why?<br />
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| - | waiting in anticipation.<br / >
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| - | Victoria AUS</blockquote>
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| - | ''{They both start reading at the same time.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, one at a time!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, okay.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad starts reading the email from the beginning. Homestar does too, at the same time, albeit in a higher voice.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Stoopface! Look, I'll tell ya what. We'll alternate words. Dear...
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dear...I mean, STRONG!<br>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' BAD!<br>
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| - | ''{This continues. Homestar reads "Victoria". Strong Bad says:}''<br>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' from austree-alia-lenberger combo. Well, Vicky—
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' — you worthless sack o' crap!
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, no! She might be slightly attractive...or loaded.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' Just tryin' to help.
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| - | ''{Homestar's head leaves the screen.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Vischyssoise, who hasn't spent romantic nights in front of the fireplace, gazing into that special someone's eyes, talking about what kitchen appliance they would be? I had ''{small cough}'' girlfriend in ''{small cough}'' college that used to want to be a panini press. In fact that was her name I think. Good ol', hot ol' Panini Press. But I always saw myself as a beigish-tan 200 cc food processor called the Oh-bliterator Thousand! I'd look as much like me as a food processor possibly could.
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| - | ''{Cut to a beige food processor.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ...which apparently isn't very much. i'd have four my-mouth colored buttons labelled puree, frappe—
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crushe, smushe, and offe. ''{The buttons appear as he says them.}'' Potatoes would curly-cue themselves at the very sight of me! I could julienne a phonebook into a metal can. And maybe turn whatsit into gold!
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| - | ''{Cut to the King of Town sitting in his castle, watching TV. He spit-takes.}''
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| - | '''KING OF TOWN:''' EXCUSE ME?!
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| - | ''{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand on a counter}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' It would have cool flames all on it and gashuffers comin' out of the sides, and shoot lasers at hot girls!
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| - | ''{Cool flames and gashuffers appear on it. It shoots lasers, and there are some female screams.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, NO! ''{Cut to the Computer Room}'' You don't need to go all Strong Bad on this one. No lasers this time!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool flames!
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' BEIGISH TAN!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' GASHUFFERS!
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| - | ''{Cut to the Oh-bliterator Thousand. A mouth and eyes appear on the food processor.}''
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| - | '''FOOD PROCESSOR:''' STOP FIGHTING! STOP FIGHTING! ALL YOU GUYS EVER DO ANYMORE IS FIGHT! AND I'M SICK OF IT! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!
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| - | ''{It storms off the counter.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Woah. Guess we upset our imaginary food processor stepson.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, he's just going through a phase. AND NO INTENDO, YOUNG MAN! YOU HEAR ME?!
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| - | ''{A yellow explosion shape pops up that reads "That's Right!"}''
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| - | '''SB:''' That's right! You get the Oh-bliterator, the cleaning kit, and the interesting branch all for only 20 low payments of 4 easy installments!
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| - | ''{The objects appear as he says them.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, i'd be a fork! ''{Cut to a fork against a blue background.}'' A taped up fork! ''{Tape covers the fork.}'' A brown taped up fork! ''{The fork turns brown.}'' We'd live right next to each other on Mother Goose's countertop! We would alternate words while reciting clever rhymes that help kids remember to do their chores.
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| - | ''{It shows them on a counter top in their kitchen appliance forms.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{Alternating, with Strong Bad starting and ending}'' Make your bed, or you'll be dead, by morning.
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| - | ''{A green plastic bag sealer bounces onscreen and repeats, higher:}''
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' By morning!
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| - | ''{Cut to Marzipan}''
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| - | '''MARZIPAN:''' Excuse me!
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| - | ''{Cut to Strong Bad, Homestar, and Coach Z crammed on the kitchen counter in various ways.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' oh, hey marzipan, we was just uh, looking<br>
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' out<br>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' from<br>
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' within<br>
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' ourselves?!
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| - | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{in a sarcastic tone}'' I really don't know why you guys don't have girlfriends.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But what about—?
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| - | '''MARZIPAN:''' You heard me.
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| - | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''
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| - | ==Fun Facts==
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| - | ===Explanations===
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| - | *The lights are off and Gavin is shown on the Lappy because [[Acknowledged Update Delays|it had been 7 weeks]] since the [[lady...ing|previous Strong Bad Email]].
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| - | **There was a similar occurrence of this in the email [[army]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Vichyssoise|Vichyssoise]] is a thick soup made of puréed leeks, onions, potatoes, cream, and chicken stock.
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | *The email heavily [[Acknowledged Update Delays|acknowledges the seven-week delay]] since the previous email.
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| - | *Marzipan [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship#Homestar and Marzipan Breaking Up|broke up]] with Homestar at the end of the email.
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *The second draft contains a reference to [[Nintendo]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Stanley Roper|Mr. Roper]] was the hard-nosed landlord in ''[[Wikipedia:Three's Company|Three's Company]].
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| - | ===Fast Forward===
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| - | *Homestar roasting a juicebox will later end up as part of [[4 branches]], but using a real fire instead of a flashlight.
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| - | ==External Links==
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| - | *[[hr:kitchenthing.html|watch "kitchen appliances"]]
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| - | *[[hr:cooltime.swf|view the Flash file for "kitchen appliances"]]
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| - | *[[Forum:16336|forum thread re: "kitchen appliances"]]
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| - | ! bgcolor=#ccccff | [[Strong Bad Email]]s
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| - | [[some kinda robot]] |
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| - | [[homsar]] |
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| - | [[butt IQ]] |
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| - | [[homestar hair]] |
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| - | [[making out]] |
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| - | [[depressio]] |
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| - | [[halloweener]] |
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| - | [[brianrietta]] |
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| - | [[i love you]] |
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| - | [[trevor the vampire]] |
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| - | [[i rule]] |
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| - | [[credit card]] |
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| - | [[i she be]] |
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| - | [[duck pond]] |
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| - | [[the basics]] |
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| - | [[band names]] |
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| - | [[studying]] |
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| - | [[stand-up]] |
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| - | [[tape-leg]] |
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| - | [[spring cleaning]] |
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| - | [[cartoon]] |
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| - | [[sb_email 22]] |
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| - | [[little animal]] |
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| - | [[the bird]] |
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| - | [[super powers]] |
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| - | [[CGNU]] |
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| - | [[3 Wishes]] |
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| - | [[1 step ahead]] |
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| - | [[superhero name]] |
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| - | [[12:00]] |
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| - | [[sugarbob]] |
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| - | [[flag day]] |
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| - | [[gimmicks]] |
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| - | [[weird dream]] |
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| - | [[sisters]] |
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| - | [[guitar]] |
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| - | [[dullard]] |
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| - | [[helium]] |
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| - | [[property of ones]] |
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| - | [[vacation]] |
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| - | [[invisibility]] |
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| - | [[action figure]] |
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| - | [[little questions]] |
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| - | [[lures & jigs]] |
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| - | [[techno]] |
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| - | [[your friends]] |
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| - | [[new hands]] |
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| - | [[ghosts]] |
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| - | [[theme party]] |
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| - | [[50 emails]] |
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| - | [[website]] |
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| - | [[island]] |
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| - | [[comic]] |
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| - | [[morning routine]] |
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| - | [[cheat talk]] |
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| - | [[current status]] |
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| - | [[japanese cartoon]] |
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| - | [[dragon]] |
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| - | [[marzipan]] |
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| - | [[huttah!]] |
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| - | [[monster truck]] |
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| - | [[interview]] |
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| - | [[fingers]] |
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| - | [[english paper]] |
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| - | [[unused emails]] |
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| - | [[the show]] |
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| - | [[autobiography]] |
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| - | [[caper]] |
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| - | [[personal favorites]] |
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| - | [[big white face]] |
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| - | [[2 emails]] |
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| - | [[crazy cartoon]] |
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| - | [[mascot]] |
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| - | [[privileges]] |
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| - | [[funny]] |
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| - | [[sibbie]] |
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| - | [[suntan]] |
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| - | [[anything]] |
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| - | [[the process]] |
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| - | [[stunt double]] |
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| - | [[date]] |
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| - | [[impression]] |
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| - | [[labor day]] |
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| - | [[kids' book]] |
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| - | [[2 years]] |
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| - | [[no loafing]] |
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| - | [[mile]] |
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| - | [[couch patch]] |
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| - | [[local news]] |
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| - | [[colonization]] |
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| - | [[caffeine]] |
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| - | [[kind of cool]] |
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| - | [[army]] |
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| - | [[video games]] |
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| - | [[the bet]] |
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| - | [[lackey]] |
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| - | [[monument]] |
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| - | [[stupid stuff]] |
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| - | [[different town]] |
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| - | [[flashback]] |
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| - | [[car]] |
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| - | [[lunch special]] |
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| - | [[haircut]] |
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| - | [[theme park]] |
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| - | [[replacement]] |
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| - | [[dangeresque 3]] |
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| - | [[cheatday]] |
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| - | [[pom pom]] |
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| - | [[crying]] |
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| - | [[for kids]] |
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| - | [[other days]] |
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| - | [[old comics]] |
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| - | [[pizzaz]] |
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| - | [[the facts]] |
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| - | [[time capsule]] |
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| - | [[extra plug]] |
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| - | [[montage]] |
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| - | [[virus]] |
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| - | [[animal]] |
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| - | [[radio]] |
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| - | [[part-time job]] |
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| - | [[dreamail]] |
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| - | [[origins]] |
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| - | [[secret recipes]] |
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| - | [[rock opera]] |
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| - | [[best thing]] |
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| - | [[long pants]] |
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| - | [[rampage]] |
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| - | [[garage sale]] |
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| - | [[do over]] |
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| - | [[boring (really)]] |
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| - | [[modeling]] |
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| - | [[bottom 10]] |
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| - | [[record book]] |
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| - | [[lady...ing]] |
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| - | '''kitchen appliances''' |
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| - | [[bedtime story]] |
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| - | [[space program]] |
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| - | [[portrait]] |
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| - | [[highschool]] |
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| - | [[death metal]] |
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| - | [[secret identity]] |
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| - | [[technology]] |
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| - | [[narrator]] |
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| - | [[myths & legends]] |
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| - | [[pop-up]] |
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| - | [[lady fan]] |
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| - | [[disconnected]] |
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| - | [[candy product]] |
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| - | [[alternate universe]] |
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| - | [[senior prom]] |
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| - | [[isp]] |
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| - | [[redesign]] |
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| - | [[keep cool]] |
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| - | [[theme song]] |
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| - | [[road trip]] |
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| - | [[trading cards]] |
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| - | [[cliffhangers]] |
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| - | [[retirement]] |
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| - | [[coloring]] |
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| - | [[4 branches]] |
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| - | [[the chair]] |
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| - | [[what I want]] |
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| - | [[looking old]] |
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| - | [[strong badathlon]] |
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| - | [[unnatural]] |
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| - | [[the movies]] |
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| - | [[your funeral]] |
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| - | [[from work]] |
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| - | [[rough copy]] |
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| - | [[underlings]] |
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| - | [[more armies]] |
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| - | [[the paper]] |
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| - | [[mini-golf]] |
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| - | [[concert]] |
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| - | [[hygiene]] |
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| - | [[original]] |
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| - | [[bike thief]] |
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| - | [[pizza joint]] |
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| - | [[slumber party]] |
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| - | [[web comics]] |
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| - | [[business trip]] |
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| - | [[yes, wrestling]] |
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| - | [[diorama]] |
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| - | [[nightlife]] |
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| - | [[environment]] |
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| - | [[winter pool]] |
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| - | [[fan club]] |
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| - | [[pet show]] |
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| - | [[licensed]] |
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| - | [[buried]] |
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| - | [[shapeshifter]] |
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| - | [[rated]] |
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| - | [[specially marked]] |
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| - | [[love poems]] |
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| - | [[hiding]] |
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| - | [[your edge]] |
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| - | [[magic trick]] |
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| - | [[being mean]] |
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| - | [[email thunder]] |
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| - | [[hremail3184]] |
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| - | [[imaginary]] |
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| - | [[independent]] |
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| - | [[dictionary]] |
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| - | [[videography]] |
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| - | [[sbemail206]]
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| - | '''Bonus Emails:'''
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| - | [[Greeting Cards]] |
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| - | [[E-mail Birds]] |
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| - | [[Videro Games]] |
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| - | [[Family Resemblence]] |
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| - | [[Real-Live E-Mails]] |
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| - | [[Accent]] |
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| - | [[Comic Book Movie]]
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| - | <noinclude>[[Category:Navigation Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>
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