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The Knights Who Say Ni: /* S */ alphabetical order

The Knights Who Say Ni — Tue, 30 Dec 2025 02:58:19 GMT

S: alphabetical order

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		+	*'''save''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) {{--}} You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you.
		+	*'''scare horse''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before getting the mask) {{--}} You tell Gary the THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!! one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before. '''or:''' You tell Gary about how much cholesterol is in hay and how his arteries are probably all black and clogged. He shrugs it off. '''or:''' You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase<!--sic--> him.
	*'''search bush'''		*'''search bush'''
	**(the same bush twice outside the woman's cottage) {{--}} You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b.		**(the same bush twice outside the woman's cottage) {{--}} You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b.
	**(after you've gotten the trinket, outside the woman's cottage) {{--}} You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser		**(after you've gotten the trinket, outside the woman's cottage) {{--}} You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser
-	*'''save''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) {{--}} You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you.
-	*'''scare horse''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before getting the mask) {{--}} You tell Gary the THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!! one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before. '''or:''' You tell Gary about how much cholesterol is in hay and how his arteries are probably all black and clogged. He shrugs it off. '''or:''' You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase<!--sic--> him.
	*'''sit on stump''' (at Poor Gary's glen) {{--}} Are you THAT bored?! Do some questing already!		*'''sit on stump''' (at Poor Gary's glen) {{--}} Are you THAT bored?! Do some questing already!
	*'''skip stones''' (at the west side of the lake) {{--}} You've always been terrible at skipping stones. And you're even worse at just plain throwing rocks in lakes. You decide to save yourself the embarrassment.		*'''skip stones''' (at the west side of the lake) {{--}} You've always been terrible at skipping stones. And you're even worse at just plain throwing rocks in lakes. You decide to save yourself the embarrassment.

23.119.107.177: /* Unproductive Responses */

23.119.107.177 — Tue, 30 Dec 2025 01:36:30 GMT

Unproductive Responses

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	***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is there) {{--}} No. There's a big bag of something in it. Oh, that's the baby lady.		***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is there) {{--}} No. There's a big bag of something in it. Oh, that's the baby lady.
	***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is gone) {{--}} No. Too big for pants.		***(inside the woman's cottage, while she is gone) {{--}} No. Too big for pants.
		+	**'''chicken feed''' (after getting chicken feed) {{--}} You don't need any more. It might give rise to old temptations.
	**'''club''' (outside the Jhonka's cottage when he's out) {{--}} Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed.		**'''club''' (outside the Jhonka's cottage when he's out) {{--}} Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed.
	**'''drawer''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) {{--}} You get a hernia from lifting it. -2 Movement points, -10 Constitution. Don't do that again.		**'''drawer''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) {{--}} You get a hernia from lifting it. -2 Movement points, -10 Constitution. Don't do that again.

Bleu Ninja: /* Walkthrough Messages */ A walkthrough by definition must "spoil" the plot and/or ending of a game, therefore the warning is unnecessary.

Bleu Ninja — Tue, 06 May 2025 20:49:31 GMT

Walkthrough Messages: A walkthrough by definition must "spoil" the plot and/or ending of a game, therefore the warning is unnecessary.

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	==Walkthrough Messages==		==Walkthrough Messages==
-	~~{{spoiler}}~~
	The following are the messages displayed while completing the minimal number of tasks to achieve a perfect score. Note that different messages may be displayed for a game completed differently (e.g. if the Three Keepers' questions are answered), and that there are [[#Unproductive Responses\|many other messages]] that may be displayed in response to inputs that are not constructive and/or not essential to completion of the game.		The following are the messages displayed while completing the minimal number of tasks to achieve a perfect score. Note that different messages may be displayed for a game completed differently (e.g. if the Three Keepers' questions are answered), and that there are [[#Unproductive Responses\|many other messages]] that may be displayed in response to inputs that are not constructive and/or not essential to completion of the game.

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: — → {{--}}

The Cheatbot — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 03:20:32 GMT

autoreplace: — → {{--}}

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The Knights Who Say Ni: /* G */ how to make the game unwinnable

The Knights Who Say Ni — Sun, 02 Oct 2022 21:38:10 GMT

G: how to make the game unwinnable

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	**'''kerrek''' (in the Kerrek's domain whether or not he's still alive) — Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket.		**'''kerrek''' (in the Kerrek's domain whether or not he's still alive) — Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket.
	**'''lantern''' (at the signal lantern) — Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of 'You Die'".		**'''lantern''' (at the signal lantern) — Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of 'You Die'".
		+	**'''mask''' (while the bucket is in the well) — You grab up the scary moster maskus. Man, this thing could scare a horse! ''('''Warning:''' This gains two points, but you don't actually collect the mask, and this makes it impossible to obtain the mask, thus rendering it impossible to progress in the game.)''
	**'''mud'''		**'''mud'''
	***(when it's wet, before you fall in) — You can't get the mud so much. More like the mud'll get you.		***(when it's wet, before you fall in) — You can't get the mud so much. More like the mud'll get you.

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* L */ look bucket

The Knights Who Say Ni — Sun, 02 Oct 2022 07:19:05 GMT

L: look bucket

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	**'''bone/skeleton/skull''' (at the top of the cliff for the bone and skull and in Trogdor's outer sanctum for the skeleton) — You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones.		**'''bone/skeleton/skull''' (at the top of the cliff for the bone and skull and in Trogdor's outer sanctum for the skeleton) — You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones.
	**'''broom''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) — The broom is all black and artistic, implying perhaps that it is closer to the viewer's eye but unlit to avoid emphasis.		**'''broom''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) — The broom is all black and artistic, implying perhaps that it is closer to the viewer's eye but unlit to avoid emphasis.
		+	**'''bucket'''
		+	***(at the well) — An empty wooden bucket hangs on a rope in the well.
		+	***(at the well, if the bucket is in the well, even if the baby is in the bucket) — An empty wooden bucket hangs on a rope in the well.<!--sic-->The bucket is currently down.
		+	***(at the well, if the bucket is in the well, and the mask is in the bucket) — There's a monster maskus in there!<!--sic-->The bucket is currently down.
	**'''bush''' (at the west side of the lake) — Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind.		**'''bush''' (at the west side of the lake) — Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind.
	**'''bushes'''		**'''bushes'''
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	**'''waterfall''' (at the waterfall) — Upon closer inspection, you discover it's not magical. That's just mist, not magic sparkles or anything.		**'''waterfall''' (at the waterfall) — Upon closer inspection, you discover it's not magical. That's just mist, not magic sparkles or anything.
	**'''well''' (at the well) — Pretty average. You're not a big well person. You're more into bridges. It does have a cute little bucket though. Your dad liked buckets. Oh, and there's a metal crank too. Meemaw loved cranks.		**'''well''' (at the well) — Pretty average. You're not a big well person. You're more into bridges. It does have a cute little bucket though. Your dad liked buckets. Oh, and there's a metal crank too. Meemaw loved cranks.
		+	***(before getting the mask, follows from above) — You can just make out something floating in the water down there.
	**'''window'''		**'''window'''
	***(outside the inn) — Check it out! There's an INN in there.		***(outside the inn) — Check it out! There's an INN in there.

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Helpful Hints */ sp

The Knights Who Say Ni — Sun, 02 Oct 2022 06:19:15 GMT

Helpful Hints: sp

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	\| Type any command while the pot of horse grease is on your head \|\| You need to get out of there before that smelly octogenarian gets back. \|\| Inside giant inn		\| Type any command while the pot of horse grease is on your head \|\| You need to get out of there before that smelly octogenarian gets back. \|\| Inside giant inn
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-	\| Type any command other than "take the quiz" or "give (requested item)" after being ~~apporached~~ by a Keeper \|\| I think he wants something from your inventory. Or you could just tell him "take the quiz" \|\| Trogdor's outer sanctum	+	\| Type any command other than "take the quiz" or "give (requested item)" after being approached by a Keeper \|\| I think he wants something from your inventory. Or you could just tell him "take the quiz" \|\| Trogdor's outer sanctum
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	\| Type any command other than "Talk" or "Talk Trogdor" after Trogdor wakes up \|\| Trogdor is awake and a couple seconds from a Rather Dashing BBQ. Might as well say your peace with him. \|\| Trogdor's Posh Lair		\| Type any command other than "Talk" or "Talk Trogdor" after Trogdor wakes up \|\| Trogdor is awake and a couple seconds from a Rather Dashing BBQ. Might as well say your peace with him. \|\| Trogdor's Posh Lair

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* G */ give chicken feed

The Knights Who Say Ni — Sat, 05 Feb 2022 17:04:18 GMT

G: give chicken feed

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	***(in the inn, before you get the baby) — You have no baby nor any immediate prospects.		***(in the inn, before you get the baby) — You have no baby nor any immediate prospects.
	***(in the inn, when you already have the pills) — You already milked that fogey for all the pills he's worth.		***(in the inn, when you already have the pills) — You already milked that fogey for all the pills he's worth.
		+	**'''chicken feed'''
		+	***(at the east side of the lake, while the old man is there) — "Well, heck.  That might work.  Throw it on in and see what happens."
	**'''riches'''		**'''riches'''
	***(inside the woman's cottage, before getting the riches) — 'That's right,' she whines. 'Find my riches, and give here.'		***(inside the woman's cottage, before getting the riches) — 'That's right,' she whines. 'Find my riches, and give here.'

It's dot com: space instead of slash

It's dot com — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 01:28:13 GMT

space instead of slash

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	***(outside Naked Ned's cottage) — A run-of-the-mill, non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy.		***(outside Naked Ned's cottage) — A run-of-the-mill, non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy.
	**(outside the woman's cottage) — You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. sniff* Trogdor will pay!		**(outside the woman's cottage) — You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. sniff* Trogdor will pay!
-	***(at your burninated cottage) — All your baubles and trinkets, your flasks and scrolls, your goblets and staffs! BURNINATED!!/''(And then, if you haven't taken the map yet:)'' Looks like there's a piece of unburninated paper on the ground.	+	***(at your burninated cottage) — All your baubles and trinkets, your flasks and scrolls, your goblets and staffs! BURNINATED!! ''(And then, if you haven't taken the map yet:)'' Looks like there's a piece of unburninated paper on the ground.
	**'''crank'''		**'''crank'''
	***(at the well before putting pebbles in the bucket) — It looks rusted in place.		***(at the well before putting pebbles in the bucket) — It looks rusted in place.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: /* Unproductive Responses */ italics for consistency

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 01:22:52 GMT

Unproductive Responses: italics for consistency

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	*'''break sign''' (at Mountain Pass) — ''See attack sign''		*'''break sign''' (at Mountain Pass) — ''See attack sign''
	*'''break stump''' (at Poor Gary's glen) — Are you THAT bored? Do some questing already!		*'''break stump''' (at Poor Gary's glen) — Are you THAT bored? Do some questing already!
-	*'''buy kerrek a cold one''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) — The kerrek<!--sic--> is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now. '''Warning:''' This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful. This command was first seen in the email [[for kids]].	+	*'''buy kerrek a cold one''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) — The kerrek<!--sic--> is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now. ''('''Warning:''' This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful. This command was first seen in the email [[for kids]].)''

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	===M===		===M===
-	*'''make friends with kerrek''' — Look, it didn't work for Strongbad<!--sic--> and it's not gonna work for you either. (As seen in [[for kids]])	+	*'''make friends with kerrek''' — Look, it didn't work for Strongbad<!--sic--> and it's not gonna work for you either. ''(As seen in [[for kids]])''
	*'''make wish''' (at the well) — This isn't that kind of well. This is a plaguewater well.		*'''make wish''' (at the well) — This isn't that kind of well. This is a plaguewater well.
	*'''map''' (before you find the map; anywhere) — We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one.		*'''map''' (before you find the map; anywhere) — We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one.