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RickTommy: /* Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper */ as noted in an invisicomment on that article, that's a legit. use of it

RickTommy — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 11:42:55 GMT

Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper: as noted in an invisicomment on that article, that's a legit. use of it

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	==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==		==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==
-	[[File:the cheat blue mouth.png\|thumb\|There you go! See? ''That'' was a punchline!]]	+	[[File:the cheat blue mouth.png\|thumb\|"There you go! See? ''That'' was a punchline!"]]
	Beginning with New Paper's introduction and through the five emails that followed, there was a [[running gag]] involving Strong Bad's displeasure with it:		Beginning with New Paper's introduction and through the five emails that followed, there was a [[running gag]] involving Strong Bad's displeasure with it:

	*In [[the paper]], Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that New Paper makes. He declares that it is on "trial status" and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an [[ASCII Art\|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success.		*In [[the paper]], Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that New Paper makes. He declares that it is on "trial status" and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an [[ASCII Art\|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success.

-	*In [[mini-golf]], New Paper comes down early while Strong Bad was still answering the email. He then angrily tells it to go back up. In the end, when New Paper comes down in time, he asks if it's ever ~~[[Not X\|~~not]] running out of ink.	+	*In [[mini-golf]], New Paper comes down early while Strong Bad was still answering the email. He then angrily tells it to go back up. In the end, when New Paper comes down in time, he asks if it's ever not running out of ink.

	*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.		*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.

The Knights Who Say Ni: if you're going to do that — I mean, if that's going to be done, then you should remove the moved word from its original place. or, the moved word should be removed from its original place.

The Knights Who Say Ni — Tue, 23 Sep 2025 00:30:06 GMT

if you're going to do that — I mean, if that's going to be done, then you should remove the moved word from its original place. or, the moved word should be removed from its original place.

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	*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.		*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.

-	*In [[hygiene]], Strong Bad is disappointed further when New Paper runs a calibration test (though it can still be clicked on it to email Strong Bad), also remarking that it keeps sucking just enough to stay interesting.	+	*In [[hygiene]], Strong Bad is disappointed further when New Paper runs a calibration test (though it can still be clicked on to email Strong Bad), also remarking that it keeps sucking just enough to stay interesting.

	*In [[original]], Strong Bad asks New Paper to disappoint him. It responds by falling off the screen after printing. Strong Bad comments that when it comes to disappointing, New Paper never disappoints.		*In [[original]], Strong Bad asks New Paper to disappoint him. It responds by falling off the screen after printing. Strong Bad comments that when it comes to disappointing, New Paper never disappoints.

68.252.5.237: /* Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper */

68.252.5.237 — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 05:53:41 GMT

Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper

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	*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.		*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.

-	*In [[hygiene]], Strong Bad is disappointed further when New Paper runs a calibration test (though ~~you~~ can still ~~click~~ on it to email Strong Bad), also remarking that it keeps sucking just enough to stay interesting.	+	*In [[hygiene]], Strong Bad is disappointed further when New Paper runs a calibration test (though it can still be clicked on it to email Strong Bad), also remarking that it keeps sucking just enough to stay interesting.

	*In [[original]], Strong Bad asks New Paper to disappoint him. It responds by falling off the screen after printing. Strong Bad comments that when it comes to disappointing, New Paper never disappoints.		*In [[original]], Strong Bad asks New Paper to disappoint him. It responds by falling off the screen after printing. Strong Bad comments that when it comes to disappointing, New Paper never disappoints.

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper */ a place for the new picture

The Knights Who Say Ni — Wed, 03 Apr 2024 17:54:45 GMT

Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper: a place for the new picture

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	==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==		==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==
		+	[[File:the cheat blue mouth.png\|thumb\|There you go! See? ''That'' was a punchline!]]
	Beginning with New Paper's introduction and through the five emails that followed, there was a [[running gag]] involving Strong Bad's displeasure with it:		Beginning with New Paper's introduction and through the five emails that followed, there was a [[running gag]] involving Strong Bad's displeasure with it:

The Cheatbot: update page name(s)

The Cheatbot — Thu, 04 Feb 2021 04:05:05 GMT

update page name(s)

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	Its first printing sound effect, according to [[Strong Bad]], was "[[onomatopoeia\|Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk]]". The sound effect was shortened to "vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk" beginning with New Paper's second appearance in [[mini-golf]].		Its first printing sound effect, according to [[Strong Bad]], was "[[onomatopoeia\|Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk]]". The sound effect was shortened to "vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk" beginning with New Paper's second appearance in [[mini-golf]].

-	New Paper was [[death\|destroyed]] at the end of [[~~hremail3184~~]] when the [[Lappy 486]] [[explosions\|exploded]]. It was briefly replaced with [[Envelope Paper]] for the following email, [[imaginary]], before a new replacement, [[Compé-per]], was adopted by Strong Bad in [[independent]]. The "vvvvvt" is later used as the photo booth's printer in [[Haunted Photo Booth]].	+	New Paper was [[death\|destroyed]] at the end of [[hremail 3184]] when the [[Lappy 486]] [[explosions\|exploded]]. It was briefly replaced with [[Envelope Paper]] for the following email, [[imaginary]], before a new replacement, [[Compé-per]], was adopted by Strong Bad in [[independent]]. The "vvvvvt" is later used as the photo booth's printer in [[Haunted Photo Booth]].

	==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==		==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==

Stux: /* Abnormal Sayings */ -cat

Stux — Sat, 16 Jan 2021 08:23:25 GMT

Abnormal Sayings: -cat

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	*In the email [[email thunder]], it lists [[Homestar Runner]]'s name and email address (DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com) instead of Strong Bad's. It is then beaten up by the returning [[The Paper]].		*In the email [[email thunder]], it lists [[Homestar Runner]]'s name and email address (DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com) instead of Strong Bad's. It is then beaten up by the returning [[The Paper]].

-	{{strongbadcomputers}}	+	{{strongbadcomputers\|nocat=1}}

	[[Category:Papers]]		[[Category:Papers]]
	[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]		[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]

DorianGray: /* Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper */ Not running out of links

DorianGray — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 07:05:14 GMT

Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper: Not running out of links

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	*In [[the paper]], Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that New Paper makes. He declares that it is on "trial status" and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an [[ASCII Art\|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success.		*In [[the paper]], Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that New Paper makes. He declares that it is on "trial status" and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an [[ASCII Art\|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success.

-	*In [[mini-golf]], New Paper comes down early while Strong Bad was still answering the email. He then angrily tells it to go back up. In the end, when New Paper comes down in time, he asks if it's ever not running out of ink.	+	*In [[mini-golf]], New Paper comes down early while Strong Bad was still answering the email. He then angrily tells it to go back up. In the end, when New Paper comes down in time, he asks if it's ever [[Not X\|not]] running out of ink.

	*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.		*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.

Lira: + word

Lira — Fri, 13 Dec 2019 04:23:31 GMT

+ word

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	Unlike its predecessor, New Paper came from an inkjet printer capable of printing color, although it was permanently short of ink. It usually featured color pictures of a key from a keyboard reading "@" and Strong Bad's head in an envelope to the left and right of the text, respectively. Like The Paper, New Paper normally printed out upside-down, yet it was somehow losing ink on its leading edge, rather than the trailing edge.		Unlike its predecessor, New Paper came from an inkjet printer capable of printing color, although it was permanently short of ink. It usually featured color pictures of a key from a keyboard reading "@" and Strong Bad's head in an envelope to the left and right of the text, respectively. Like The Paper, New Paper normally printed out upside-down, yet it was somehow losing ink on its leading edge, rather than the trailing edge.

-	Its first printing sound effect, according to [[Strong Bad]], was "[[onomatopoeia\|Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk]]". The sound effect was shortened to "vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk" beginning with New Paper's second appearance [[mini-golf]].	+	Its first printing sound effect, according to [[Strong Bad]], was "[[onomatopoeia\|Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk]]". The sound effect was shortened to "vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk" beginning with New Paper's second appearance in [[mini-golf]].

	New Paper was [[death\|destroyed]] at the end of [[hremail3184]] when the [[Lappy 486]] [[explosions\|exploded]]. It was briefly replaced with [[Envelope Paper]] for the following email, [[imaginary]], before a new replacement, [[Compé-per]], was adopted by Strong Bad in [[independent]]. The "vvvvvt" is later used as the photo booth's printer in [[Haunted Photo Booth]].		New Paper was [[death\|destroyed]] at the end of [[hremail3184]] when the [[Lappy 486]] [[explosions\|exploded]]. It was briefly replaced with [[Envelope Paper]] for the following email, [[imaginary]], before a new replacement, [[Compé-per]], was adopted by Strong Bad in [[independent]]. The "vvvvvt" is later used as the photo booth's printer in [[Haunted Photo Booth]].

Strongest of the Sads: /* Abnormal Sayings */

Strongest of the Sads — Thu, 26 Sep 2019 13:11:14 GMT

Abnormal Sayings

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	*In the email [[hygiene]], it runs a calibration test as opposed to the usual email information. Clicking on it will produce the usual response.		*In the email [[hygiene]], it runs a calibration test as opposed to the usual email information. Clicking on it will produce the usual response.
	*In the email [[environment]], it prints with the text "Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad" and "printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink". The pictures have been replaced with small green pine trees with @-symbols inside.		*In the email [[environment]], it prints with the text "Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad" and "printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink". The pictures have been replaced with small green pine trees with @-symbols inside.
-	*In the [[strongbad_email.exe\|DVD]], [[Podstar Runner\|podcast]], and [[YouTube]] versions of Strong Bad Emails, it simply reads, "the end", just like The Paper did in the ~~DVD and podcast~~ versions, but with no capitalization. The images of the "@" key and Strong Bad's head in an envelope are present as well.	+	*In the [[strongbad_email.exe\|DVD]], [[Podstar Runner\|podcast]], and [[YouTube]] versions of Strong Bad Emails, it simply reads, "the end", just like The Paper did in the previously mentioned versions, but with no capitalization. The images of the "@" key and Strong Bad's head in an envelope are present as well.
	*In the short [[Place Ya Bets!]], it reads "Place your bets, people!"		*In the short [[Place Ya Bets!]], it reads "Place your bets, people!"
	*In the email [[email thunder]], it lists [[Homestar Runner]]'s name and email address (DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com) instead of Strong Bad's. It is then beaten up by the returning [[The Paper]].		*In the email [[email thunder]], it lists [[Homestar Runner]]'s name and email address (DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com) instead of Strong Bad's. It is then beaten up by the returning [[The Paper]].

Strongest of the Sads: /* Abnormal Sayings */

Strongest of the Sads — Mon, 17 Jun 2019 10:35:29 GMT

Abnormal Sayings

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	*In the email [[hygiene]], it runs a calibration test as opposed to the usual email information. Clicking on it will produce the usual response.		*In the email [[hygiene]], it runs a calibration test as opposed to the usual email information. Clicking on it will produce the usual response.
	*In the email [[environment]], it prints with the text "Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad" and "printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink". The pictures have been replaced with small green pine trees with @-symbols inside.		*In the email [[environment]], it prints with the text "Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad" and "printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink". The pictures have been replaced with small green pine trees with @-symbols inside.
-	*In the [[strongbad_email.exe\|DVD]] ~~and~~ [[Podstar Runner\|podcast]] versions of Strong Bad Emails, it simply reads, "the end", just like The Paper did in the DVD and podcast versions, but with no capitalization. The images of the "@" key and Strong Bad's head in an envelope are present as well.	+	*In the [[strongbad_email.exe\|DVD]], [[Podstar Runner\|podcast]], and [[YouTube]] versions of Strong Bad Emails, it simply reads, "the end", just like The Paper did in the DVD and podcast versions, but with no capitalization. The images of the "@" key and Strong Bad's head in an envelope are present as well.
	*In the short [[Place Ya Bets!]], it reads "Place your bets, people!"		*In the short [[Place Ya Bets!]], it reads "Place your bets, people!"
	*In the email [[email thunder]], it lists [[Homestar Runner]]'s name and email address (DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com) instead of Strong Bad's. It is then beaten up by the returning [[The Paper]].		*In the email [[email thunder]], it lists [[Homestar Runner]]'s name and email address (DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com) instead of Strong Bad's. It is then beaten up by the returning [[The Paper]].