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162.206.19.132: /* Appearances */

162.206.19.132 — Fri, 10 Jul 2026 15:48:04 GMT

Appearances

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	*Email [[robots]] {{--}} The [[Visor Robot]] ends his personal greeting with "Si-i-i-i-igh".		*Email [[robots]] {{--}} The [[Visor Robot]] ends his personal greeting with "Si-i-i-i-igh".
	*[[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser]] {{--}} The announcer gives a vague release date. He does not want to announce the release date shown on the screen out loud in case the release date may change.		*[[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser]] {{--}} The announcer gives a vague release date. He does not want to announce the release date shown on the screen out loud in case the release date may change.
		+	**This may also be a reference to the two delays that [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] had.
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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	*[[Poor Acting]]		*[[Poor Acting]]

68.40.244.181: Coming soon. Eventually. We'll see.

68.40.244.181 — Sat, 30 May 2026 17:45:28 GMT

Coming soon. Eventually. We'll see.

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	**Homestar ends the ad with "Buncha new crap from Homestar Runner and Fangamer.com. Available at this website everywhere. Um, every...there. It's available there. At the website."		**Homestar ends the ad with "Buncha new crap from Homestar Runner and Fangamer.com. Available at this website everywhere. Um, every...there. It's available there. At the website."
	*Email [[robots]] {{--}} The [[Visor Robot]] ends his personal greeting with "Si-i-i-i-igh".		*Email [[robots]] {{--}} The [[Visor Robot]] ends his personal greeting with "Si-i-i-i-igh".
		+	*[[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser]] {{--}} The announcer gives a vague release date. He does not want to announce the release date shown on the screen out loud in case the release date may change.
	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	*[[Poor Acting]]		*[[Poor Acting]]

98.209.14.80: When an actor can't even pretend that he wants to be there.

98.209.14.80 — Tue, 09 Dec 2025 03:08:31 GMT

When an actor can't even pretend that he wants to be there.

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	**Strong Bad gets upset when Homestar refers to the anniversary symbol on the back of the shirts as a "champ stamp".		**Strong Bad gets upset when Homestar refers to the anniversary symbol on the back of the shirts as a "champ stamp".
	**Homestar ends the ad with "Buncha new crap from Homestar Runner and Fangamer.com. Available at this website everywhere. Um, every...there. It's available there. At the website."		**Homestar ends the ad with "Buncha new crap from Homestar Runner and Fangamer.com. Available at this website everywhere. Um, every...there. It's available there. At the website."
-		+	*Email [[robots]] {{--}} The [[Visor Robot]] ends his personal greeting with "Si-i-i-i-igh".
	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	*[[Poor Acting]]		*[[Poor Acting]]

98.209.14.80: Homestar Runner is basically nothing but bad parody commercials with the occasional cartoon thrown in.

98.209.14.80 — Fri, 05 Dec 2025 21:24:44 GMT

Homestar Runner is basically nothing but bad parody commercials with the occasional cartoon thrown in.

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	**"''It's the [[Halloween]] [[Cheatball]], [[Peanuts\|Stinkly Brown]]'' will return after these messages. Are you sure about that? We wanna return? You don't... don't think we should... cut our losses? Welp, alright. Comin' back!"		**"''It's the [[Halloween]] [[Cheatball]], [[Peanuts\|Stinkly Brown]]'' will return after these messages. Are you sure about that? We wanna return? You don't... don't think we should... cut our losses? Welp, alright. Comin' back!"
	**A [[Blubb-O's]] announcer describes the [[Trogdor]] the Burgernator promotion as "Colby-Jack cheese melted over a beefy-arm-shaped burger, served on what we're calling a brioche bun so we can charge an extra two dollars."		**A [[Blubb-O's]] announcer describes the [[Trogdor]] the Burgernator promotion as "Colby-Jack cheese melted over a beefy-arm-shaped burger, served on what we're calling a brioche bun so we can charge an extra two dollars."
		+	*{{postref\|1529148928297426944\|24\|May\|2022}} {{--}}
		+	**When [[Marzipan]]'s shot glass is featured, the announcer describes [[Smarty Juice]] as being "healthy" in a queasy voice. A disclaimer adds that "Mrs. Pan unavailable for witty dialog due to ongoing litigation with Blubb-O's Restaurant Corporation".
		+	**Strong Bad complains that he wanted a [[Pie]]monade meltshake. A slice of pie is thrown at the cup and misses. Strong Bad then tells the person doing the ad "Yeah that's—that's good. Just, just scrape that up there, with your hairy arm... just plop it— plop it right in."
		+	**The announcer ends the ad with "Homestar Runner Collector's Glasses. Collect them all, because you don't get a choice!" because the glasses are not sold separately.
		+	**The announcer concludes the stationery ad with "And these little... bookmark-y... strip things. I dunno what you'd— I don't know what they're for either", and "Collector's glasses and stationery. Nei—neither of these things are edible!"
		+	**The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] finishes with "Offer not malleable in all 50 steaks. Remember to tape it to your forehead."
	*[[Fan 'Stumes 2023]] {{--}}		*[[Fan 'Stumes 2023]] {{--}}
	**After promising that the next contestant dressed as Trogdor would win a trip to Paris, the narrator replies to a sloppy paper cut-out Trogdor costume, "Never mind! Never mind at all! Never mind [[all the time]] go away please forever!"		**After promising that the next contestant dressed as Trogdor would win a trip to Paris, the narrator replies to a sloppy paper cut-out Trogdor costume, "Never mind! Never mind at all! Never mind [[all the time]] go away please forever!"

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Appearances */ too many he's

The Knights Who Say Ni — Wed, 19 Nov 2025 05:16:49 GMT

Appearances: too many he's

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	*[[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] {{--}} After mispronouncing "[[Fangamer]]", the narrator corrects himself and complains that a stuffed animal is not a game.		*[[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] {{--}} After mispronouncing "[[Fangamer]]", the narrator corrects himself and complains that a stuffed animal is not a game.
	*[[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] {{--}}		*[[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] {{--}}
-	**Strong Bad claims that Homestar Runner is old as [[crap]]. When an aged Homestar reminisces, he says that's not what he means.	+	**Strong Bad claims that Homestar Runner is old as [[crap]]. When an aged Homestar reminisces, Strong Bad says that's not what he means.
	**Strong Bad gets upset when Homestar refers to the anniversary symbol on the back of the shirts as a "champ stamp".		**Strong Bad gets upset when Homestar refers to the anniversary symbol on the back of the shirts as a "champ stamp".
-	** Homestar ends the ad with "Buncha new crap from Homestar Runner and Fangamer.com. Available at this website everywhere. Um, every...there. It's available there. At the website."	+	**Homestar ends the ad with "Buncha new crap from Homestar Runner and Fangamer.com. Available at this website everywhere. Um, every...there. It's available there. At the website."
		+
	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	*[[Poor Acting]]		*[[Poor Acting]]

98.209.14.80: Bringing up old jokes in humorous edit summaries reminded me of this gag from pizzaz. Thanks, DEIDATVM.

98.209.14.80 — Wed, 19 Nov 2025 02:53:22 GMT

Bringing up old jokes in humorous edit summaries reminded me of this gag from pizzaz. Thanks, DEIDATVM.

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	*Email [[the process]] (Easter egg) {{--}} At the end of the radio ad for Discount Alligators, the radio announcer says not to make fun of his bald spot.		*Email [[the process]] (Easter egg) {{--}} At the end of the radio ad for Discount Alligators, the radio announcer says not to make fun of his bald spot.
	*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]] {{--}} The announcer hesitates when pronouncing the name of the cereal in the commercial.		*[[Cheat Commandos...O's]] {{--}} The announcer hesitates when pronouncing the name of the cereal in the commercial.
		+	*Email [[pizzaz]] {{--}} The announcer says that Strong Bad will be interviewing "himslef" before correcting himself to say "himself".
	*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] (Easter egg) {{--}} [[Manolios Ugly One]] keeps adding "or something like that" in his pitch for Manolios Lectro Pawn.		*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] (Easter egg) {{--}} [[Manolios Ugly One]] keeps adding "or something like that" in his pitch for Manolios Lectro Pawn.
	*Email [[theme song]] {{--}} At the end of a commercial for obtaining a shady online degree at [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU online e-niversity]], the narrator says "Enroll now, and join the e-niversity e-volution e-day! ...uh, well, ''to''day. That last one didn't quite work out."		*Email [[theme song]] {{--}} At the end of a commercial for obtaining a shady online degree at [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU online e-niversity]], the narrator says "Enroll now, and join the e-niversity e-volution e-day! ...uh, well, ''to''day. That last one didn't quite work out."

98.209.14.80: Amazing how Homestar Runner has survived thirty years with so little tact and professionalism.

98.209.14.80 — Tue, 18 Nov 2025 21:29:13 GMT

Amazing how Homestar Runner has survived thirty years with so little tact and professionalism.

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	*[[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] {{--}} The narrator wants the real voice of Homestar Runner to take over to make the commercial easier to watch.		*[[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] {{--}} The narrator wants the real voice of Homestar Runner to take over to make the commercial easier to watch.
	*[[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] {{--}} After mispronouncing "[[Fangamer]]", the narrator corrects himself and complains that a stuffed animal is not a game.		*[[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] {{--}} After mispronouncing "[[Fangamer]]", the narrator corrects himself and complains that a stuffed animal is not a game.
-		+	*[[Homestar Anniversary Merch]] {{--}}
		+	**Strong Bad claims that Homestar Runner is old as [[crap]]. When an aged Homestar reminisces, he says that's not what he means.
		+	**Strong Bad gets upset when Homestar refers to the anniversary symbol on the back of the shirts as a "champ stamp".
		+	** Homestar ends the ad with "Buncha new crap from Homestar Runner and Fangamer.com. Available at this website everywhere. Um, every...there. It's available there. At the website."
	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	*[[Poor Acting]]		*[[Poor Acting]]

98.209.14.80: Every commercial and news report would be enhanced if it ran for ten seconds too long and included the narrator asking if the commercial went right!

98.209.14.80 — Fri, 26 Sep 2025 18:08:25 GMT

Every commercial and news report would be enhanced if it ran for ten seconds too long and included the narrator asking if the commercial went right!

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	*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} The announcer advertising the [[Strong Mad]] Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte closes his statement with "Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one."		*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} The announcer advertising the [[Strong Mad]] Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte closes his statement with "Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one."
	*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] {{--}} Before Strong Bad can begin butchering ''The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden'', he asks, "[What] the crap's a porridge maiden?"		*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] {{--}} Before Strong Bad can begin butchering ''The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden'', he asks, "[What] the crap's a porridge maiden?"
-	*[[Squintmojis]] {{--}} Strong Bad urges the viewer to squint harder and harder until the screen quakes.	+	*[[Squintmojis]] {{--}}
		+	**Strong Bad urges the viewer to squint harder and harder until the screen quakes.
		+	**After the saying the tagline, "Oh jeez, squintmojis!" the announcer continues to mumble, "Suh— somebody's already used that, right? We should check into that. Get Lawrence. Is he— is he still on the payroll? Lawrence?"
	*[[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] interrupts before an announcer can begin describing the game. The [[Videlectrix Guys]] add, "Included in every box of Tragdar cereal. I mean, board game. Don't... don't pour milk on it."		*[[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] interrupts before an announcer can begin describing the game. The [[Videlectrix Guys]] add, "Included in every box of Tragdar cereal. I mean, board game. Don't... don't pour milk on it."
	*[[Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!]] {{--}} The announcer says that the album is presented "like you've never heard it before," before walking his statement back: "well{{--}} like ''exactly'' like you've heard it before, but now it's on a bigger circle!"		*[[Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!]] {{--}} The announcer says that the album is presented "like you've never heard it before," before walking his statement back: "well{{--}} like ''exactly'' like you've heard it before, but now it's on a bigger circle!"

98.209.14.80: Actual attraction may just be a dwaaaaw!

98.209.14.80 — Fri, 26 Sep 2025 04:06:29 GMT

Actual attraction may just be a dwaaaaw!

Bleu Ninja: /* Appearances */ xkc

Bleu Ninja — Fri, 19 Sep 2025 06:15:47 GMT

Appearances: xkc

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	*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter egg) The announcer says "Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt."		*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter egg) The announcer says "Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt."
	*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] {{--}} Mentioning [[Homeschool Winner]], the narrator adds an aside that he would like to [[Clean Your Clock\|clean his clock]].		*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] {{--}} Mentioning [[Homeschool Winner]], the narrator adds an aside that he would like to [[Clean Your Clock\|clean his clock]].
		+	*Email [[buried]] {{--}} The narrator struggles to pronounce the final consonant sound in "[[Videlectrix\|Kidx]]".
	*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} Mentioning the Isosceles Fish Sandwich, the shocked narrator says "Wait, fish sandwich? We have a fish sandwich? Does anybody ever order that thing?"		*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} Mentioning the Isosceles Fish Sandwich, the shocked narrator says "Wait, fish sandwich? We have a fish sandwich? Does anybody ever order that thing?"
	*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} After conquering [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Country\|Country]], the narrator calls Strong Bad a "Red Me-Na-Che", then corrects his pronunciation to "menace", claiming [[Non-English Pronunciations\|he thought it was an Italian word]].		*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} After conquering [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Country\|Country]], the narrator calls Strong Bad a "Red Me-Na-Che", then corrects his pronunciation to "menace", claiming [[Non-English Pronunciations\|he thought it was an Italian word]].

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	[[File:Costumecommercial.PNG\|thumb\|<small>"Do not ask me to speak up again, because this is as loud as I'm gonna get."</small>]]		[[File:Costumecommercial.PNG\|thumb\|<small>"Do not ask me to speak up again, because this is as loud as I'm gonna get."</small>]]
	During the various commercials and presentations seen in [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]], '''the narrator may speak in a strange or unprofessional manner''': deliberately making an error or saying something out of turn abruptly in the middle of the ad read.		During the various commercials and presentations seen in [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]], '''the narrator may speak in a strange or unprofessional manner''': deliberately making an error or saying something out of turn abruptly in the middle of the ad read.
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	*Email [[theme song]] {{--}} At the end of a commercial for obtaining a shady online degree at [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU online e-niversity]], the narrator says "Enroll now, and join the e-niversity e-volution e-day! ...uh, well, ''to''day. That last one didn't quite work out."		*Email [[theme song]] {{--}} At the end of a commercial for obtaining a shady online degree at [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU online e-niversity]], the narrator says "Enroll now, and join the e-niversity e-volution e-day! ...uh, well, ''to''day. That last one didn't quite work out."
	*Email [[hygiene]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] goes to extremes describing how John wakes up every morning and forgets to wash his face to the point where the video cuts him off.		*Email [[hygiene]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] goes to extremes describing how John wakes up every morning and forgets to wash his face to the point where the video cuts him off.
-	*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter egg) The announcer says "Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt."	+	*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter egg) {{--}} The announcer says "Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt."
	*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] {{--}} Mentioning [[Homeschool Winner]], the narrator adds an aside that he would like to [[Clean Your Clock\|clean his clock]].		*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] {{--}} Mentioning [[Homeschool Winner]], the narrator adds an aside that he would like to [[Clean Your Clock\|clean his clock]].
	*Email [[buried]] {{--}} The narrator struggles to pronounce the final consonant sound in "[[Videlectrix\|Kidx]]".		*Email [[buried]] {{--}} The narrator struggles to pronounce the final consonant sound in "[[Videlectrix\|Kidx]]".
	*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} Mentioning the Isosceles Fish Sandwich, the shocked narrator says "Wait, fish sandwich? We have a fish sandwich? Does anybody ever order that thing?"		*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} Mentioning the Isosceles Fish Sandwich, the shocked narrator says "Wait, fish sandwich? We have a fish sandwich? Does anybody ever order that thing?"
	*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} After conquering [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Country\|Country]], the narrator calls Strong Bad a "Red Me-Na-Che", then corrects his pronunciation to "menace", claiming [[Non-English Pronunciations\|he thought it was an Italian word]].		*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} After conquering [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Country\|Country]], the narrator calls Strong Bad a "Red Me-Na-Che", then corrects his pronunciation to "menace", claiming [[Non-English Pronunciations\|he thought it was an Italian word]].
		+	*[[Hremail 62]] {{--}} At the end, the narrator says the Homestar Dinoland attraction may just be a drawer. Homestar threatens the narrator to drag out the word "dwaw" the way Homestar would.
	*[[Costume Commercial]] {{--}} The first narrator warns not to ask him to speak louder. After choking out a more boisterous narrator that was installed as his replacement, he retorts, "I told them not to mess with me."		*[[Costume Commercial]] {{--}} The first narrator warns not to ask him to speak louder. After choking out a more boisterous narrator that was installed as his replacement, he retorts, "I told them not to mess with me."
	*[[Coach Z's 110%]] {{--}} The narrator describes the product as "Coach Z's 110% whatever machine!"		*[[Coach Z's 110%]] {{--}} The narrator describes the product as "Coach Z's 110% whatever machine!"