Museum of Trogdor - Revision history

Bleu Ninja: /* Fun Facts */ Link to Ryan North article. Add note.

Bleu Ninja — Sun, 20 Sep 2026 21:11:34 GMT

Fun Facts: Link to Ryan North article. Add note.

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	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
	===Explanations===		===Explanations===
-	*This page was {{prs\|1614015259139887132\|13\|Jan\|2023\|alt=unveiled}} by the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account on [[Trogday (holiday)\|Trogday]] 2023, referred to as a lost piece of "Gopher-query Fiction" ~~by {{w\|Ryan North}}~~, originally written for the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] Kickstarter campaign.	+	*This page was {{prs\|1614015259139887132\|13\|Jan\|2023\|alt=unveiled}} by the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account on [[Trogday (holiday)\|Trogday]] 2023, referred to as a lost piece of "Gopher-query Fiction", originally written for the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] Kickstarter campaign.
-	*{{wp\|Gopher (protocol)\|Gopher protocol}} is an alternative Internet protocol that fell out of use by the end of the 1990s.	+	*{{w\|Gopher (protocol)\|Gopher protocol}} is an alternative Internet protocol that fell out of use by the end of the 1990s.

	===Trivia===		===Trivia===
		+	*This story was written by [[Ryan North]].
		+	**North [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2252872 also was running a Kickstarter while the ''Trogdor!!'' campaign was active], so this may have been initially written as a cross-promotion for the campaigns.
	*Despite the document being composed entirely out of plaintext, the page itself displays the document as an image, with no actual webpage text to be found.		*Despite the document being composed entirely out of plaintext, the page itself displays the document as an image, with no actual webpage text to be found.

DogsStackedOnDogs: Fixed a typo

DogsStackedOnDogs — Mon, 31 Jul 2023 11:35:08 GMT

Fixed a typo

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	===Inside References===		===Inside References===
-	*"The Museum of ~~Trogodor~~" title is rendered in [[ASCII art]].	+	*"The Museum of Trogdor" title is rendered in [[ASCII art]].
	*The pages of the story are said to have survived due to their [[moist]]ness.		*The pages of the story are said to have survived due to their [[moist]]ness.
	*Peasant Handsomeface describes Trogdor as having [[consummate V's]].		*Peasant Handsomeface describes Trogdor as having [[consummate V's]].

Bleu Ninja: removed redundant redundancy

Bleu Ninja — Thu, 27 Jul 2023 22:27:17 GMT

removed redundant redundancy

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	{{watchtoon\|museum-of-trogdor\|read}}		{{watchtoon\|museum-of-trogdor\|read}}
	[[File:TwitterMuseumOfTrogdor.png\|thumb\|"This was somehow forgotten despite the gorgeous ASCII art!"]]		[[File:TwitterMuseumOfTrogdor.png\|thumb\|"This was somehow forgotten despite the gorgeous ASCII art!"]]
-	An ominous document drenched with peasant tears has been archived ~~digitally~~ in the digital Museum of Trogdor.	+	An ominous document drenched with peasant tears has been archived in the digital Museum of Trogdor.

	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Peasant Handsomeface (written), [[Trogdor]] (mentioned)		'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Peasant Handsomeface (written), [[Trogdor]] (mentioned)

Stux: /* Transcript */ 50% is too narrow on my screen/system and likely also breaks elsewhere. I'm removing the width altogether since 75% looked kinda weird.

Stux — Tue, 27 Jun 2023 10:38:07 GMT

Transcript: 50% is too narrow on my screen/system and likely also breaks elsewhere. I'm removing the width altogether since 75% looked kinda weird.

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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==
-	<pre style="~~width:50%;~~white-space:pre-wrap;">	+	<pre style="white-space:pre-wrap;">
	> connect trogdor.museumoffreecountryusa//.burn/:22566		> connect trogdor.museumoffreecountryusa//.burn/:22566

Bleu Ninja: ASCII art added. Have verified exact characters and spacing, by overlaying text rendered in original font over original art. Spacing tweaks.

Bleu Ninja — Mon, 26 Jun 2023 19:56:25 GMT

ASCII art added. Have verified exact characters and spacing, by overlaying text rendered in original font over original art. Spacing tweaks.

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	> Connection established.		> Connection established.

-	WELCOME TO...	+	WELCOME TO...

-	~~{"THE MUSEUM OF TROGDOR" spelled out using ASCII art}~~	+	____ _ _ ____ __ __ __ __ ___ ____ __ __ __ __ _____ ____
		+	(_ _)( )_( )( ___) ( \/ )( )( )/ __)( ___)( )( )( \/ ) ( _ )( ___)
		+	)( ) _ ( )__) ) ( )(__)( \__ \ )__) )(__)( ) ( )(_)( )__)
		+	(__) (_) (_)(____) (_/\/\_)(______)(___/(____)(______)(_/\/\_) (_____)(__)

-	You have logged on to Free Country USA's PREMIER Gopher-protocol museum service! Prepare to experience the ONLY museum dedicated exclusively towards the world's most excellent burninator.	+	,--.--------. _,.---._ _,---. _,.---._
		+	/==/, - , -\.-.,.---. ,-.' , - `. _.='.'-, \ _,..---._ ,-.' , - `. .-.,.---.
		+	\==\.-. - ,-./==/ ` \ /==/_, , - \ /==.'- //==/, - \ /==/_, , - \ /==/ ` \
		+	`--`\==\- \ \|==\|-, .=., \|==\| .=. /==/ - .-' \|==\| _ _\==\| .=. \|==\|-, .=., \|
		+	\==\_ \\|==\| '=' /==\|_ : ;=: - \|==\|_ /_,-.\|==\| .=. \|==\|_ : ;=: - \|==\| ‘=’ /
		+	\|==\|- \|\|==\|- , .'\|==\| , '=' \|==\| , \_.' )==\|,\| \| -\|==\| , '=' \|==\|- , .’
		+	\|==\|, \|\|==\|_ . ,'. \==\ - ,_ /\==\- , (\|==\| '=' /\==\ - ,_ /\|==\|_ . ,’.
		+	/==/ -//==/ /\ , ) '.='. - .' /==/ _ , /\|==\|-, _`/ '.='. - .' /==/ /\ , )
		+	`--`--``--`-`--`--' `--`--'' `--`------' `-.`.____.' `--`--'' `--`-`--`--’
		+
		+
		+
		+	You have logged on to Free Country USA's PREMIER Gopher-protocol museum service! Prepare to
		+	experience the ONLY museum dedicated exclusively towards the world's most excellent
		+	burninator.

	As a guest, you are allowed 1 request(s) per day.		As a guest, you are allowed 1 request(s) per day.
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	DESCRIPTION: Several pages of crudely home-made paper, constructed mostly out of rags and lint.		DESCRIPTION: Several pages of crudely home-made paper, constructed mostly out of rags and lint.

-	ORIGIN: Recovered from the remains of a burninated thatch-roofed cottage. Papers seemed to have escaped complete combustion due to being so moist.	+	ORIGIN: Recovered from the remains of a burninated thatch-roofed cottage. Papers seemed to
		+	have escaped complete combustion due to being so moist.

	DATE: Unknown.		DATE: Unknown.
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	BY ME, PEASANT HANDSOMEFACE		BY ME, PEASANT HANDSOMEFACE

-	My story begins with my parents, Mr. and Mrs. Handsomeface, who produced me, Dave. I soon went exclusively by my last name because it was so much better, and which certainly worked as good P.R. for my, if we're being completely honest, extremely handsome face. Life was good until TROGD[TEXT BURNT]rrived! How do I describe this monster? Imagine an "S", but placed beside another, slightly different "S". He had a single muscley arm whic[TEXT BURNT]umate Vs. He took one glance at me and my wonderful thatched roof and roa[TEXT BURNT]IRE NATION SHALL BE BURNT, HENCE THE WORD, 'BURNINATION''. I could only blink in surprise, stunned as I was by his even handsomer fa[TEXT BURNT]caped with my life, but and all that I had worked towards was naught but ruinati[TEXT BURNT]n't even ask for this, just wanted to farm and smell like a farm in peace, but NOOO, this guy had to sho[TEXT BURNT]ate my face significantly less handsome, and for that I shall NEVER fo[TEXT BURNT]oke's on him, because I have a backup house with a backup roof! Now, having having soaked this document in my beautiful, beautiful tears and stuffed into my roof, I'm certain that my story will FINALLY be told. If you are reading this, please, heed my words! TROGDOR may sound like fun and games, but we handsome peasants have families! Handsome families! Why are WE to have our homes destroyed for your entertainment? Who are YOU to [TEXT BURNT]	+	My story begins with my parents, Mr. and Mrs. Handsomeface, who produced me, Dave. I soon went
		+	exclusively by my last name because it was so much better, and which certainly worked as good P.R.
		+	for my, if we're being completely honest, extremely handsome face. Life was good until TROGD[TEXT
		+	BURNT]rrived! How do I describe this monster? Imagine an "S", but placed beside another, slightly
		+	different "S". He had a single muscley arm whic[TEXT BURNT]umate Vs. He took one glance at me and
		+	my wonderful thatched roof and roa[TEXT BURNT]IRE NATION SHALL BE BURNT, HENCE THE WORD,
		+	'BURNINATION'". I could only blink in surprise, stunned as I was by his even handsomer
		+	fa[TEXT BURNT]caped with my life, but and all that I had worked towards was naught but ruinati[TEXT
		+	BURNT]n't even ask for this, just wanted to farm and smell like a farm in peace, but NOOO, this guy
		+	had to sho[TEXT BURNT]ate my face significantly less handsome, and for that I shall NEVER fo[TEXT
		+	BURNT]oke's on him, because I have a backup house with a backup roof! Now, having having soaked
		+	this document in my beautiful, beautiful tears and stuffed into my roof, I'm certain that my story
		+	will FINALLY be told. If you are reading this, please, heed my words! TROGDOR may sound like fun
		+	and games, but we handsome peasants have families! Handsome families! Why are WE to have our
		+	homes destroyed for your entertainment? Who are YOU to [TEXT BURNT]
	****************************************************************************************************		****************************************************************************************************

-	ANALYSIS OF TEXT: It's fine. It's probably nothing. We should all just ignore it.	+	ANALYSIS OF TEXT: It's fine. It's probably nothing. We should all just ignore it.

	ESTIMATED VALUE: $0		ESTIMATED VALUE: $0
	</pre>		</pre>
-	~~<!-- "$0" is actually "$O" (see Remarks), but typed as a zero for clarity-->~~	+
	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
	===Explanations===		===Explanations===
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	===Remarks===		===Remarks===
-	*The type ~~appears to be~~ set in {{w\|Droid (typeface)\|Droid Sans Mono}}~~. This font renders zeroes with a slash through them, meaning that the 0s in the text are actually Os~~.	+	*Many of the periods are followed with two spaces. Although this was common practice when typing on a typewriter and persisted through early computer use, such extra spacing is no longer recommended on modern word processors.
		+	*The type is set in {{w\|Droid (typeface)\|Droid Sans Mono}}.

	===Goofs===		===Goofs===
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	===Inside References===		===Inside References===
		+	*"The Museum of Trogodor" title is rendered in [[ASCII art]].
	*The pages of the story are said to have survived due to their [[moist]]ness.		*The pages of the story are said to have survived due to their [[moist]]ness.
	*Peasant Handsomeface describes Trogdor as having [[consummate V's]].		*Peasant Handsomeface describes Trogdor as having [[consummate V's]].
-	*The surname "Handsome[[Names Ending in -face\|face]]" ~~shows up~~ in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] with Strong Bad's self-insert character, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Sir Hotbod Handsomeface\|Sir Hotbod Handsomeface]].	+	*The surname "Handsome[[Names Ending in -face\|face]]" previously appeared in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] with Strong Bad's self-insert character, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Sir Hotbod Handsomeface\|Sir Hotbod Handsomeface]].

	==External Links==		==External Links==

Bleu Ninja: Font research

Bleu Ninja — Thu, 15 Jun 2023 01:05:04 GMT

Font research

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	BY ME, PEASANT HANDSOMEFACE		BY ME, PEASANT HANDSOMEFACE

-	My story begins with my parents, Mr. and Mrs. Handsomeface, who produced me, Dave. I soon went exclusively by my last name because it was so much better, and which certainly worked as good P.R. for my, if we're being completely honest, extremely handsome face. Life was good until TROGD[TEXT BURNT]rrived! How do I describe this monster? Imagine an "S", but placed beside another, slightly different "S". He had a single muscley arm whic[TEXT BURNT]umate Vs. He took one glance at me and my wonderful thatched roof and roa[TEXT BURNT]IRE NATION SHALL BE BURNT, HENCE THE WORD, 'BURNINATION''. I could only blink in surprise, stunned as I was by his even handsomer fa[TEXT BURNT]caped with my life, but and all that I had worked towards was naught but ruinati[TEXT BURNT]n't even ask for this, just wanted to farm and smell like a farm in peace, but ~~N000~~, this guy had to sho[TEXT BURNT]ate my face significantly less handsome, and for that I shall NEVER fo[TEXT BURNT]oke's on him, because I have a backup house with a backup roof! Now, having having soaked this document in my beautiful, beautiful tears and stuffed into my roof, I'm certain that my story will FINALLY be told. If you are reading this, please, heed my words! TROGDOR may sound like fun and games, but we handsome peasants have families! Handsome families! Why are WE to have our homes destroyed for your entertainment? Who are YOU to [TEXT BURNT]	+	My story begins with my parents, Mr. and Mrs. Handsomeface, who produced me, Dave. I soon went exclusively by my last name because it was so much better, and which certainly worked as good P.R. for my, if we're being completely honest, extremely handsome face. Life was good until TROGD[TEXT BURNT]rrived! How do I describe this monster? Imagine an "S", but placed beside another, slightly different "S". He had a single muscley arm whic[TEXT BURNT]umate Vs. He took one glance at me and my wonderful thatched roof and roa[TEXT BURNT]IRE NATION SHALL BE BURNT, HENCE THE WORD, 'BURNINATION''. I could only blink in surprise, stunned as I was by his even handsomer fa[TEXT BURNT]caped with my life, but and all that I had worked towards was naught but ruinati[TEXT BURNT]n't even ask for this, just wanted to farm and smell like a farm in peace, but NOOO, this guy had to sho[TEXT BURNT]ate my face significantly less handsome, and for that I shall NEVER fo[TEXT BURNT]oke's on him, because I have a backup house with a backup roof! Now, having having soaked this document in my beautiful, beautiful tears and stuffed into my roof, I'm certain that my story will FINALLY be told. If you are reading this, please, heed my words! TROGDOR may sound like fun and games, but we handsome peasants have families! Handsome families! Why are WE to have our homes destroyed for your entertainment? Who are YOU to [TEXT BURNT]
	****************************************************************************************************		****************************************************************************************************

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	ESTIMATED VALUE: $0		ESTIMATED VALUE: $0
	</pre>		</pre>
-		+	<!-- "$0" is actually "$O" (see Remarks), but typed as a zero for clarity-->
	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
	===Explanations===		===Explanations===
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	===Remarks===		===Remarks===
-	*The ~~uppercase O's~~ in ~~"N000"~~ are actually ~~zeroes~~.	+	*The type appears to be set in {{w\|Droid (typeface)\|Droid Sans Mono}}. This font renders zeroes with a slash through them, meaning that the 0s in the text are actually Os.

	===Goofs===		===Goofs===

Keegster2: Some things I only really noticed after having the transcript read aloud for me in a kinda-Coach Z-esque voice by my browser.

Keegster2 — Wed, 14 Jun 2023 09:07:45 GMT

Some things I only really noticed after having the transcript read aloud for me in a kinda-Coach Z-esque voice by my browser.

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	===Trivia===		===Trivia===
-	* Despite the document being composed entirely out of plaintext, the page itself displays the document as an image, with no actual webpage text to be found.	+	*Despite the document being composed entirely out of plaintext, the page itself displays the document as an image, with no actual webpage text to be found.
		+
		+	===Remarks===
		+	*The uppercase O's in "N000" are actually zeroes.
		+
		+	===Goofs===
		+	*"Having" is unnecessarily repeated in the line "having having soaked this document".
		+
	===Inside References===		===Inside References===
-	* The surname Handsome[[Names Ending in -face\|face]] shows up in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] with Strong Bad's self insert character Hotbod Handsomeface.	+	*The pages of the story are said to have survived due to their [[moist]]ness.
		+	*Peasant Handsomeface describes Trogdor as having [[consummate V's]].
		+	*The surname "Handsome[[Names Ending in -face\|face]]" shows up in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] with Strong Bad's self-insert character, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Sir Hotbod Handsomeface\|Sir Hotbod Handsomeface]].

	==External Links==		==External Links==

DorianGray: /* Explanations */ Fix spelling

DorianGray — Wed, 14 Jun 2023 07:07:52 GMT

Explanations: Fix spelling

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	===Explanations===		===Explanations===
	*This page was {{prs\|1614015259139887132\|13\|Jan\|2023\|alt=unveiled}} by the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account on [[Trogday (holiday)\|Trogday]] 2023, referred to as a lost piece of "Gopher-query Fiction" by {{w\|Ryan North}}, originally written for the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] Kickstarter campaign.		*This page was {{prs\|1614015259139887132\|13\|Jan\|2023\|alt=unveiled}} by the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account on [[Trogday (holiday)\|Trogday]] 2023, referred to as a lost piece of "Gopher-query Fiction" by {{w\|Ryan North}}, originally written for the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] Kickstarter campaign.
-	*{{wp\|Gopher (protocol)\|Gopher ~~protocal~~}} is an alternative Internet protocol that fell out of use by the end of the 1990s.	+	*{{wp\|Gopher (protocol)\|Gopher protocol}} is an alternative Internet protocol that fell out of use by the end of the 1990s.
		+
	===Trivia===		===Trivia===
	* Despite the document being composed entirely out of plaintext, the page itself displays the document as an image, with no actual webpage text to be found.		* Despite the document being composed entirely out of plaintext, the page itself displays the document as an image, with no actual webpage text to be found.

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: should probably explain what this page is and where it's found

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Wed, 14 Jun 2023 07:04:17 GMT

should probably explain what this page is and where it's found

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-	~~<!-- [[Image:<name of toon>_screenshot.png\|thumb\|Caption for image.]] -->~~
	{{watchtoon\|museum-of-trogdor\|read}}		{{watchtoon\|museum-of-trogdor\|read}}
		+	[[File:TwitterMuseumOfTrogdor.png\|thumb\|"This was somehow forgotten despite the gorgeous ASCII art!"]]
	An ominous document drenched with peasant tears has been archived digitally in the digital Museum of Trogdor.		An ominous document drenched with peasant tears has been archived digitally in the digital Museum of Trogdor.

-	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Peasant Handsomeface (written), ~~{{Film\|~~Trogdor}} (mentioned)	+	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Peasant Handsomeface (written), [[Trogdor]] (mentioned)

	'''Date:''' Friday, January 13, 2023		'''Date:''' Friday, January 13, 2023
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	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
	===Explanations===		===Explanations===
		+	*This page was {{prs\|1614015259139887132\|13\|Jan\|2023\|alt=unveiled}} by the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account on [[Trogday (holiday)\|Trogday]] 2023, referred to as a lost piece of "Gopher-query Fiction" by {{w\|Ryan North}}, originally written for the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] Kickstarter campaign.
	*{{wp\|Gopher (protocol)\|Gopher protocal}} is an alternative Internet protocol that fell out of use by the end of the 1990s.		*{{wp\|Gopher (protocol)\|Gopher protocal}} is an alternative Internet protocol that fell out of use by the end of the 1990s.
	===Trivia===		===Trivia===
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	{{Trogdor}}		{{Trogdor}}
	[[Category:Trogdor]]		[[Category:Trogdor]]
		+	[[Category:Secret Pages]]

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: formatting

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Mon, 16 Jan 2023 23:57:05 GMT

formatting

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	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Peasant Handsomeface (written), {{Film\|Trogdor}} (mentioned)		'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Peasant Handsomeface (written), {{Film\|Trogdor}} (mentioned)
-
-	~~'''Places:''' [[Peasantry]]~~

	'''Date:''' Friday, January 13, 2023		'''Date:''' Friday, January 13, 2023
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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==
		+	<pre style="width:50%;white-space:pre-wrap;">
	> connect trogdor.museumoffreecountryusa//.burn/:22566		> connect trogdor.museumoffreecountryusa//.burn/:22566
-	> Connecting... > Connection established.	+
		+	> Connecting...
		+	> Connection established.
		+
	WELCOME TO...		WELCOME TO...

-	''{"THE MUSEUM OF TROGDOR" spelled out using ASCII art}~~'' <!-- someone else transcribe this ascii art fully please -->~~	+	{"THE MUSEUM OF TROGDOR" spelled out using ASCII art}

	You have logged on to Free Country USA's PREMIER Gopher-protocol museum service! Prepare to experience the ONLY museum dedicated exclusively towards the world's most excellent burninator.		You have logged on to Free Country USA's PREMIER Gopher-protocol museum service! Prepare to experience the ONLY museum dedicated exclusively towards the world's most excellent burninator.
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	****************************************************************************************************		****************************************************************************************************
-	THE STORY OF PEASANT HANDSOMEFACE AND TROGDOR BY ME, PEASANT HANDSOMEFACE	+	THE STORY OF PEASANT HANDSOMEFACE AND TROGDOR
-	My story begins with my parents, Mr. and Mrs. Handsomeface, who produced me, Dave. I soon went exclusively by my last name because it was so much better, and which certainly worked as good P.R. for my, if we're being completely honest, extremely handsome face. Life was good until TROGD[TEXT BURNT]rrived! How do I describe this monster? Imagine an "S", but placed beside another, slightly different "S". He had a single muscley arm whic[TEXT BURNT]umate Vs. He took one glance at me and my wonderful thatched roof and roa[TEXT BURNT]IRE NATION SHALL BE BURNT, HENCE THE WORD, 'BURNINATION''. I could only blink in surprise, stunned as I was by his even handsomer fa[TEXT BURNT]caped with my life, but and all that I had worked towards was naught but ruinati[TEXT BURNT]n't even ask for this, just wanted to farm and smell like a farm in peace, but N000, this guy had to sho[TEXT BURNT]ate my face significantly less handsome, and for that I shall NEVER fo[TEXT BURNT]oke's on him, because I have a backup house with a backup roof! Now, having having soaked this document in my beautiful, beautiful tears and stuffed into my roof, I'm certain that my story will FINALLY be told. If you are reading this, please, heed my words! TROGDOR may sound like fun and games, but we handsome peasants have families! Handsome families! Why are WE to have our homes destroyed for your entertainment? Who are YOU to [TEXT BURNT] ****************************************************************************************************	+	BY ME, PEASANT HANDSOMEFACE
		+
		+	My story begins with my parents, Mr. and Mrs. Handsomeface, who produced me, Dave. I soon went exclusively by my last name because it was so much better, and which certainly worked as good P.R. for my, if we're being completely honest, extremely handsome face. Life was good until TROGD[TEXT BURNT]rrived! How do I describe this monster? Imagine an "S", but placed beside another, slightly different "S". He had a single muscley arm whic[TEXT BURNT]umate Vs. He took one glance at me and my wonderful thatched roof and roa[TEXT BURNT]IRE NATION SHALL BE BURNT, HENCE THE WORD, 'BURNINATION''. I could only blink in surprise, stunned as I was by his even handsomer fa[TEXT BURNT]caped with my life, but and all that I had worked towards was naught but ruinati[TEXT BURNT]n't even ask for this, just wanted to farm and smell like a farm in peace, but N000, this guy had to sho[TEXT BURNT]ate my face significantly less handsome, and for that I shall NEVER fo[TEXT BURNT]oke's on him, because I have a backup house with a backup roof! Now, having having soaked this document in my beautiful, beautiful tears and stuffed into my roof, I'm certain that my story will FINALLY be told. If you are reading this, please, heed my words! TROGDOR may sound like fun and games, but we handsome peasants have families! Handsome families! Why are WE to have our homes destroyed for your entertainment? Who are YOU to [TEXT BURNT]
		+	****************************************************************************************************

	ANALYSIS OF TEXT: It's fine. It's probably nothing. We should all just ignore it.		ANALYSIS OF TEXT: It's fine. It's probably nothing. We should all just ignore it.

-	ESTIMATED VALUE: $0	+	ESTIMATED VALUE: $0
		+	</pre>

	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==