Minor Drinks - Revision history

Guybrush20X6: /* Unseen Beverages */

Guybrush20X6 — Thu, 26 Mar 2026 02:36:43 GMT

Unseen Beverages

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	{\| class="wikitable"		{\| class="wikitable"
	! Description !! Mentioned		! Description !! Mentioned
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		+	\|-id="big_beefer"
		+	\|'''" the big beefer, the morning pukies, and the dirty sweatsock"''' are presumably cocktails that Strong Bad lists off to appear more manly than Tycho's choice of Gin Fizz.
		+	\|[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]

	\|-id="fresh_juice"		\|-id="fresh_juice"

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: Decemberween Dangeresque → Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack

The Cheatbot — Tue, 20 Dec 2022 01:13:24 GMT

autoreplace: Decemberween Dangeresque → Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack

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	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:SantamansChimney.png\|150px\|"It's the new Punkin Spice!"]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:SantamansChimney.png\|150px\|"It's the new Punkin Spice!"]]
	\| The '''Santaman's Chimney''' is supposedly a cocktail of [[Hot Jones]], a shot of the [[Cold One\|Hard Ones]] of your choosing, and a dash of {{wp\|liquid smoke}}. "Warm Jenkins" can be substituted for Hot Jones (and eggnog can be substituted for Warm Jenkins). It can be topped with whipped cream and crushed candy canes "to get all lame and foodie on it". In actuality, it's implied to be Hot Jones that [[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] recovered from the wreckage of a Hot Jones tanker truck. It tastes of burnt gasoline.		\| The '''Santaman's Chimney''' is supposedly a cocktail of [[Hot Jones]], a shot of the [[Cold One\|Hard Ones]] of your choosing, and a dash of {{wp\|liquid smoke}}. "Warm Jenkins" can be substituted for Hot Jones (and eggnog can be substituted for Warm Jenkins). It can be topped with whipped cream and crushed candy canes "to get all lame and foodie on it". In actuality, it's implied to be Hot Jones that [[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] recovered from the wreckage of a Hot Jones tanker truck. It tastes of burnt gasoline.
-	\| [[~~Decemberween~~ Dangeresque]]	+	\| [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]

	\|-id="sb20"		\|-id="sb20"

113.37.226.89 at 15:02, 19 December 2022

113.37.226.89 — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 15:02:52 GMT

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	\|- id="kerrek_brau"		\|- id="kerrek_brau"
	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|150px\|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|150px\|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]
-	\| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly "[[wikipedia:Non-alcoholic_drink\|non]]-[[Cold One]]~~aholic~~" brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste.	+	\| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly "[[wikipedia:Non-alcoholic_drink\|non]]-[[Cold One]]saholic" brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste.
	\| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}		\| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}

113.37.226.89 at 15:02, 19 December 2022

113.37.226.89 — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 15:02:00 GMT

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	\|- id="kerrek_brau"		\|- id="kerrek_brau"
	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|150px\|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|150px\|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]
-	\| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly "[[wikipedia:Non-alcoholic_drink\|non]]-[[Cold One]]ic" brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste.	+	\| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly "[[wikipedia:Non-alcoholic_drink\|non]]-[[Cold One]]aholic" brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste.
	\| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}		\| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}

165.140.84.51 at 14:59, 19 December 2022

165.140.84.51 — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 14:59:32 GMT

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	\|- id="kerrek_brau"		\|- id="kerrek_brau"
	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|150px\|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|150px\|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]
-	\| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly non-[[~~alcohol~~]]ic brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste.	+	\| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly "[[wikipedia:Non-alcoholic_drink\|non]]-[[Cold One]]ic" brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste.
	\| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}		\| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}

DEIDATVM: still don't like nophoto.PNG being used like this.

DEIDATVM — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 14:55:19 GMT

still don't like nophoto.PNG being used like this.

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	\| [[A Death Defying Decemberween]]		\| [[A Death Defying Decemberween]]

-	\|- id="~~kerrek_bau~~"	+	\|- id="kerrek_brau"
-	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:~~Nophoto~~.~~PNG~~\|150px\|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]	+	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|150px\|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]
	\| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly non-[[alcohol]]ic brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste.		\| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly non-[[alcohol]]ic brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste.
	\| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}		\| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}

113.37.226.89: something like htis

113.37.226.89 — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 07:56:26 GMT

something like htis

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	\| [[Strong Bad]] serves '''Hot Choco!''' to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows.		\| [[Strong Bad]] serves '''Hot Choco!''' to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows.
	\| [[A Death Defying Decemberween]]		\| [[A Death Defying Decemberween]]
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		+	\|- id="kerrek_bau"
		+	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Nophoto.PNG\|150px\|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]
		+	\| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly non-[[alcohol]]ic brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow. The label advertises 4.5% taste.
		+	\| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}

	\|-id="l'chaim_kosher_tea"		\|-id="l'chaim_kosher_tea"

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: A Death-Defying Decemberween → A Death Defying Decemberween

The Cheatbot — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 22:12:11 GMT

autoreplace: A Death-Defying Decemberween → A Death Defying Decemberween

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	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Hot Choco.png\|150px\|"Hope it's not too... late!"]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Hot Choco.png\|150px\|"Hope it's not too... late!"]]
	\| [[Strong Bad]] serves '''Hot Choco!''' to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows.		\| [[Strong Bad]] serves '''Hot Choco!''' to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows.
-	\| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]	+	\| [[A Death Defying Decemberween]]

	\|-id="l'chaim_kosher_tea"		\|-id="l'chaim_kosher_tea"

Keegster2: Very much seen! Plus, I learned how to {{w}} since the last time I edited this page!

Keegster2 — Tue, 09 Aug 2022 02:38:58 GMT

Very much seen! Plus, I learned how to {{w}} since the last time I edited this page!

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	\|-id="da_juice"		\|-id="da_juice"
	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Da Juice!.png\|150px\|"This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!"]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Da Juice!.png\|150px\|"This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!"]]
-	\| A carton of '''Da ~~[[Wikipedia:Juice~~\|Juice!]]''' is what [[Homestar Runner]] jams at the end of a stick to roast in a [[fire]] in his costume of [[The Jolly Dumple]]. Since the costume is made out of "flame pro-tardant" [[Polymascotfoamalate]], this results in a sizable explosion.	+	\| A carton of '''Da {{wp\|Juice}}!''' is what [[Homestar Runner]] jams at the end of a stick to roast in a [[fire]] in his costume of [[The Jolly Dumple]]. Since the costume is made out of "flame pro-tardant" [[Polymascotfoamalate]], this results in a sizable explosion.
	\| Email [[4 branches]]		\| Email [[4 branches]]

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	\|- id="highball"		\|- id="highball"
	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Highball glass.png\|150px\|"Highball!"]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Highball glass.png\|150px\|"Highball!"]]
-	\| [[Homestar Runner]] holds a '''{{wp\|highball}}''' (served in a ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Old fashioned glass\|lowball glass]]) while listening to [[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew\|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]] on the [[Clock Radio]]. He proceeds to throw his glass at the radio after becoming annoyed with the show.	+	\| [[Homestar Runner]] holds a '''{{wp\|highball}}''' (served in a {{w\|Old fashioned glass\|lowball glass}}) while listening to [[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew\|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]] on the [[Clock Radio]]. He proceeds to throw his glass at the radio after becoming annoyed with the show.
	\| Email [[radio]]		\| Email [[radio]]

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	\| After being sued by [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] with water balloons for SB<sub>2</sub>O, [[Homestar Runner]] starts selling '''Malinko Drinko'''. It supposedly tastes like Malinko, the sender of the email which inspired this, and is "crystal clear like domestic beer".		\| After being sued by [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] with water balloons for SB<sub>2</sub>O, [[Homestar Runner]] starts selling '''Malinko Drinko'''. It supposedly tastes like Malinko, the sender of the email which inspired this, and is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
	\| Email [[rough copy]]		\| Email [[rough copy]]
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		+	\|-id="soy_latte"
		+	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Soy_Latte.png\|150px\|Carob sprinkles, y'all!]]
		+	\| A '''medium soy [[Coffee\|latte]] with {{wp\|carob}} sprinkles''' is what the members of [[Limozeen]] once drank while practicing.
		+	\| [[Limozeen Live (practice)\|Limozeen Live]]

	\|-id="meltshake"		\|-id="meltshake"
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	\|-id="sb20"		\|-id="sb20"
	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:SB20.png\|150px\|Step right up to get your SB20!]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:SB20.png\|150px\|Step right up to get your SB20!]]
-	\| '''SB<sub>2</sub>O''' is a water brand sold by [[Homestar Runner]] in the email [[rough copy]]. According to [[Strong Bad]], it's Strong Bad-flavored water. Homestar sold it at [[The Field]], where he claimed that it is "bottled at the source" and "pure as a mountain [[goat]]". The name is a play on ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Water (molecule)\|H<sub>2</sub>O]]. SB<sub>2</sub>O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen. Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] sued Homestar for trademark infringement by throwing water balloons at him.	+	\| '''SB<sub>2</sub>O''' is a water brand sold by [[Homestar Runner]] in the email [[rough copy]]. According to [[Strong Bad]], it's Strong Bad-flavored water. Homestar sold it at [[The Field]], where he claimed that it is "bottled at the source" and "pure as a mountain [[goat]]". The name is a play on {{w\|Water (molecule)\|H<sub>2</sub>O}}. SB<sub>2</sub>O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen. Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] sued Homestar for trademark infringement by throwing water balloons at him.
	\| Email [[rough copy]]		\| Email [[rough copy]]

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	\|-id="root_beer"		\|-id="root_beer"
	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Tall glass of frosty root beer.PNG\|150px\|"Last one in's a freemason!"]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Tall glass of frosty root beer.PNG\|150px\|"Last one in's a freemason!"]]
-	\| When [[Strong Bad]] went to the [[Storybook World\|Storybook universe]], [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] attempted to dig to {{wp\|China}} with his ears, while our modern-day hero "maxed and relaxed". Tiny-Handed Strong Bad "struck it rich" when he found a '''giant mug of frosty {{wp\|root beer}}'''. [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] appeared and, calling it a "~~[[wikipedia:~~Sarsaparilla (soft drink)\|sarsparilla]] swimming hole", jumped into it.	+	\| When [[Strong Bad]] went to the [[Storybook World\|Storybook universe]], [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] attempted to dig to {{wp\|China}} with his ears, while our modern-day hero "maxed and relaxed". Tiny-Handed Strong Bad "struck it rich" when he found a '''giant mug of frosty {{wp\|root beer}}'''. [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] appeared and, calling it a "{{w\|Sarsaparilla (soft drink)\|sarsparilla}} swimming hole", jumped into it.
	\| Email [[alternate universe]]		\| Email [[alternate universe]]

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	\| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]		\| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

-	~~\|-id="soy_latte"~~
-	~~\| A '''medium soy latte with carob sprinkles''' is what the members of [[Limozeen]] once drank while practicing.~~
-	~~\| [[Limozeen Live (practice)\|Limozeen Live]]~~
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DEIDATVM: minor adjustment

DEIDATVM — Tue, 22 Mar 2022 19:18:10 GMT

minor adjustment

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	\|-id="coach_z_ale"		\|-id="coach_z_ale"
	\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Coach z ale.png\|150px\|Differently Lame!]]		\| style="text-align:center" \| [[Image:Coach z ale.png\|150px\|Differently Lame!]]
-	\| '''Coach Z Ale''' is a brand of ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]]. The black-and-white ad for Coach Z Ale is printed on a scroll and features Coach Z with a top hat instead of his normal backwards baseball cap, ~~and~~ proudly holding a bottle of the Ale, along with two blades of wheat and the product's [[Mottos and Slogans\|slogan]], "Differently Lame!"	+	\| '''Coach Z Ale''' is a brand of ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]]. The black-and-white ad for Coach Z Ale is printed on a scroll and features Coach Z, with a top hat instead of his normal backwards baseball cap, proudly holding a bottle of the Ale, along with two blades of wheat and the product's [[Mottos and Slogans\|slogan]], "Differently Lame!"
	\| Email [[time capsule]]		\| Email [[time capsule]]