Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 - Revision history

RandomMe98 at 11:47, 9 July 2026

RandomMe98 — Thu, 09 Jul 2026 11:47:31 GMT

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	*[[Wikipedia:Richway Department Stores\|Richway]] is a former discount department store chain based in Atlanta where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live. Richway went out of business in 1988.		*[[Wikipedia:Richway Department Stores\|Richway]] is a former discount department store chain based in Atlanta where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live. Richway went out of business in 1988.
	*[[Wikipedia:Hefty\|Hefty]] is a brand name of trash bags and other food packaging products.		*[[Wikipedia:Hefty\|Hefty]] is a brand name of trash bags and other food packaging products.
-	*The "[[Wikipedia:Olympics Triplecast\|Olympic Triplecast]]" was a failed pay-per-view experiment by [[Wikipedia:National Broadcasting Company\|NBC]] in 1992 that had three channels carrying [[Olympic]] Events from Barcelona during the [[Wikipedia:Games of the XXV Olympiad\|Summer Olympics]] that year.	+	*The "[[Wikipedia:Olympics Triplecast\|Olympic Triplecast]]" (officially styled Olympics Triplecast) was a failed pay-per-view experiment by [[Wikipedia:National Broadcasting Company\|NBC]] in 1992 that had three channels carrying [[Olympic]] Events from Barcelona during the [[Wikipedia:Games of the XXV Olympiad\|Summer Olympics]] that year.

	===Fast Forward===		===Fast Forward===

Bleu Ninja: /* Inside References */ link S.A.D.

Bleu Ninja — Thu, 21 Dec 2023 00:22:55 GMT

Inside References: link S.A.D.

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	===Inside References===		===Inside References===
	*When angrily breaking up, Homestar declares that Marzipan will take the Alone [[Train]], with a stop at [[East/West X\|West Breakin' Up With You]].		*When angrily breaking up, Homestar declares that Marzipan will take the Alone [[Train]], with a stop at [[East/West X\|West Breakin' Up With You]].
-	*Homestar ~~also~~ used the phrase "some animal died" ~~for his~~ [[Strong Sad]] ~~impression~~ in the [[~~impression~~]] ~~email.~~	+	*Homestar previously used the phrase "[[some animal died]]" when impersonating [[Strong Sad]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[impression]].
-	**In a [[~~Quote of the Week~~]]~~, Strong Sad himself says this line~~.	+
	*Homestar's fake Coach Z is a reference to the toon "[[A Jorb Well Done]]". Of course, Homestar's speech impediment and incompetence mean he still says "job" as opposed to "jarb".		*Homestar's fake Coach Z is a reference to the toon "[[A Jorb Well Done]]". Of course, Homestar's speech impediment and incompetence mean he still says "job" as opposed to "jarb".
	*"Cablem'n Jorge" is another case of [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"]].		*"Cablem'n Jorge" is another case of [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"]].

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: /* Fast Forward */ cablem'n jorge returns

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Thu, 17 Aug 2023 08:12:10 GMT

Fast Forward: cablem'n jorge returns

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	===Fast Forward===		===Fast Forward===
	*Coach Z mentions disca-tapes again in the FBI Warning screen for [[Everything Else, Volume 2]].		*Coach Z mentions disca-tapes again in the FBI Warning screen for [[Everything Else, Volume 2]].
-	*Cableman Jorge would later be referenced in [[strong badathlon]].	+	*Cableman Jorge would later be referenced in [[strong badathlon]] and the [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] version of [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque\|Behind the Dangerdesque]].

	== DVD Version ==		== DVD Version ==

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: — → {{--}}

The Cheatbot — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 03:18:38 GMT

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	=== Message 5 ===		=== Message 5 ===
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Good mornin', Marzipan. This is your cable man... uh, Cableman Jorge. ''{pronounces "Cableman" as "Cablem'n" and "Jorge" as "hhh-Horhay"}'' Just calling you regarding your service. We need you to do a little routine maintenance on it, so go ahead and buy, like, a hundred-foot spool of coaxial cable and, run it off your cable box and out the window and... give it a toss in the general direction of Strong Bad's house. And while you're at it, you may want to go ahead and upgrade to the premium package which includes all the pay channels... and the Olympic triplecast. So... get that done for us, we'll be~~—~~we'll be much obliged. Tenderly, I remain... Cableman Jorge.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Good mornin', Marzipan. This is your cable man... uh, Cableman Jorge. ''{pronounces "Cableman" as "Cablem'n" and "Jorge" as "hhh-Horhay"}'' Just calling you regarding your service. We need you to do a little routine maintenance on it, so go ahead and buy, like, a hundred-foot spool of coaxial cable and, run it off your cable box and out the window and... give it a toss in the general direction of Strong Bad's house. And while you're at it, you may want to go ahead and upgrade to the premium package which includes all the pay channels... and the Olympic triplecast. So... get that done for us, we'll be{{--}}we'll be much obliged. Tenderly, I remain... Cableman Jorge.

	=== Message 4 ===		=== Message 4 ===
-	'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Marzipan. It's the lyrical wondermind, Coach Z. Calling to ask you if, uh, you seen one of my discatapes... I think I left over dere. Uh, it's one of my most favorite discatapes, and I'd really like it back so, I'm gonna come... I'm just gonna head on over there, uh, and if you're not there I'll just let myself in da crack in the window like I usually do~~—~~I mean... not... I never do, because I've never snuck into your house before. I mean, who's sneakin'? Over here? Nobody. I'm creepin'. ''{slight pause}'' Have you tried these new crazy curly fries? I mean, they're crazy! It's like a French fry, but it's all curled up into a curlied-Q!!	+	'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Marzipan. It's the lyrical wondermind, Coach Z. Calling to ask you if, uh, you seen one of my discatapes... I think I left over dere. Uh, it's one of my most favorite discatapes, and I'd really like it back so, I'm gonna come... I'm just gonna head on over there, uh, and if you're not there I'll just let myself in da crack in the window like I usually do{{--}}I mean... not... I never do, because I've never snuck into your house before. I mean, who's sneakin'? Over here? Nobody. I'm creepin'. ''{slight pause}'' Have you tried these new crazy curly fries? I mean, they're crazy! It's like a French fry, but it's all curled up into a curlied-Q!!

	=== Message 3 ===		=== Message 3 ===

Bobmath: /* External Links */ use defaultsort for category ordering

Bobmath — Sat, 13 Feb 2021 01:01:03 GMT

External Links: use defaultsort for category ordering

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Lira: rv/v

Lira — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 23:53:35 GMT

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	=== Message 4 ===		=== Message 4 ===
-	'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Marzipan. It's the lyrical wondermind, Coach Z. Calling to ask you if, uh, you seen one of my discatapes... I think I left over ~~there~~. Uh, it's one of my most favorite discatapes, and I'd really like it back so, I'm gonna come... I'm just gonna head on over there, uh, and if you're not there I'll just let myself in ~~the~~ crack in the window like I usually do—I mean... not... I never do, because I've never snuck into your house before. I mean, who's sneakin'? Over here? Nobody. I'm creepin'. ''{slight pause}'' Have you tried these new crazy curly fries? I mean, they're crazy! It's like a French fry, but it's all curled up into a curlied-Q!!	+	'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Marzipan. It's the lyrical wondermind, Coach Z. Calling to ask you if, uh, you seen one of my discatapes... I think I left over dere. Uh, it's one of my most favorite discatapes, and I'd really like it back so, I'm gonna come... I'm just gonna head on over there, uh, and if you're not there I'll just let myself in da crack in the window like I usually do—I mean... not... I never do, because I've never snuck into your house before. I mean, who's sneakin'? Over here? Nobody. I'm creepin'. ''{slight pause}'' Have you tried these new crazy curly fries? I mean, they're crazy! It's like a French fry, but it's all curled up into a curlied-Q!!

	=== Message 3 ===		=== Message 3 ===
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, so after a ''second'' listening under the tutelage of Pom Pom's keen ears, it appears that you were asking me to go to Richway and pick up some Hefty bags, not to go away and pick up sticks. And, now that I think about it, I don't really know what that would have meant even if you ''had'' said that. So, best thing to do is... to go back and not listen to that message, and then we've got nothing to worry about. Oh, wait... in fact... ''{makes backwards sounding noises}'' Okay, there. I think I reversed it.		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, so after a ''second'' listening under the tutelage of Pom Pom's keen ears, it appears that you were asking me to go to Richway and pick up some Hefty bags, not to go away and pick up sticks. And, now that I think about it, I don't really know what that would have meant even if you ''had'' said that. So, best thing to do is... to go back and not listen to that message, and then we've got nothing to worry about. Oh, wait... in fact... ''{makes backwards sounding noises}'' Okay, there. I think I reversed it.

-	'''POM POM:''' ~~That doesn~~'~~t work!~~	+	'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap. ''{runs to Marzipan's house with a tape full of fake messages, appears to walk when he enters}'' All's I gotta do is switch out the tapes, and none will be the wiser!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap. ''{runs to Marzipan's house with a tape full of fake messages, appears to walk when he enters}'' All's I gotta do is switch out the tapes, and none will be the wiser!

64.93.105.15: /* Message 1 */

64.93.105.15 — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 23:50:44 GMT

Message 1

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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, so after a ''second'' listening under the tutelage of Pom Pom's keen ears, it appears that you were asking me to go to Richway and pick up some Hefty bags, not to go away and pick up sticks. And, now that I think about it, I don't really know what that would have meant even if you ''had'' said that. So, best thing to do is... to go back and not listen to that message, and then we've got nothing to worry about. Oh, wait... in fact... ''{makes backwards sounding noises}'' Okay, there. I think I reversed it.		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, so after a ''second'' listening under the tutelage of Pom Pom's keen ears, it appears that you were asking me to go to Richway and pick up some Hefty bags, not to go away and pick up sticks. And, now that I think about it, I don't really know what that would have meant even if you ''had'' said that. So, best thing to do is... to go back and not listen to that message, and then we've got nothing to worry about. Oh, wait... in fact... ''{makes backwards sounding noises}'' Okay, there. I think I reversed it.

-	'''POM POM:''' '~~'{bubble noises}''~~	+	'''POM POM:''' That doesn't work!

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap. ''{runs to Marzipan's house with a tape full of fake messages, appears to walk when he enters}'' All's I gotta do is switch out the tapes, and none will be the wiser!		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap. ''{runs to Marzipan's house with a tape full of fake messages, appears to walk when he enters}'' All's I gotta do is switch out the tapes, and none will be the wiser!