Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 - Revision history

162.206.19.132 at 20:53, 3 April 2026

162.206.19.132 — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 20:53:52 GMT

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-	Coach Z and Bubs are drunk, Homsar is ~~numb~~, Strong Bad is British, Homestar is a telemarketer, and Strong Sad is as lonely as usual.	+	Coach Z and Bubs are drunk, Homsar is in the hospital, Strong Bad is British, Homestar is a telemarketer, and Strong Sad is as lonely as usual.

	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film\|Marzipan}}, {{Film\|Coach Z}}, {{Film\|Bubs}}, {{Film\|Homsar}}, {{Film\|Strong Bad}}, {{Film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film\|Strong Sad}}		'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film\|Marzipan}}, {{Film\|Coach Z}}, {{Film\|Bubs}}, {{Film\|Homsar}}, {{Film\|Strong Bad}}, {{Film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film\|Strong Sad}}

The Knights Who Say Ni: clever, but not quite descriptive enough.

The Knights Who Say Ni — Sun, 14 Sep 2025 22:30:54 GMT

clever, but not quite descriptive enough.

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	=== Message 1 ===		=== Message 1 ===
-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hey Marzipan, guess-who-this-is-it's Strong Sad. I was just calling 'cause I figured you wouldn't be home, and I'd never done that thing, you know, where you call somebody and you're leaving a message on their machine, and then, while you're leaving the message, they pick up the phone and it's like: "Oh, hey! Hi! I was just leaving you a message, and, how're you doing?" and so... see, I never had that happen to me, so I thought I'd just call you and talk... talk to your machine 'til you got home... so that's what I'm gonna do. Hello? Hellooooo? Marzipan? Hello? ~~''{this will go on forever if you let it}''~~	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hey Marzipan, guess-who-this-is-it's Strong Sad. I was just calling 'cause I figured you wouldn't be home, and I'd never done that thing, you know, where you call somebody and you're leaving a message on their machine, and then, while you're leaving the message, they pick up the phone and it's like: "Oh, hey! Hi! I was just leaving you a message, and, how're you doing?" and so... see, I never had that happen to me, so I thought I'd just call you and talk... talk to your machine 'til you got home... so that's what I'm gonna do. ''{repeats continually:}'' Hello? Hellooooo? Marzipan? Hello?

	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==

172.59.214.107: /* Message 1 */

172.59.214.107 — Sun, 14 Sep 2025 22:21:36 GMT

Message 1

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	=== Message 1 ===		=== Message 1 ===
-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hey Marzipan, guess-who-this-is-it's Strong Sad. I was just calling 'cause I figured you wouldn't be home, and I'd never done that thing, you know, where you call somebody and you're leaving a message on their machine, and then, while you're leaving the message, they pick up the phone and it's like: "Oh, hey! Hi! I was just leaving you a message, and, how're you doing?" and so... see, I never had that happen to me, so I thought I'd just call you and talk... talk to your machine 'til you got home... so that's what I'm gonna do. ~~''{repeats continually:}''~~ Hello? Hellooooo? Marzipan? Hello?	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hey Marzipan, guess-who-this-is-it's Strong Sad. I was just calling 'cause I figured you wouldn't be home, and I'd never done that thing, you know, where you call somebody and you're leaving a message on their machine, and then, while you're leaving the message, they pick up the phone and it's like: "Oh, hey! Hi! I was just leaving you a message, and, how're you doing?" and so... see, I never had that happen to me, so I thought I'd just call you and talk... talk to your machine 'til you got home... so that's what I'm gonna do. Hello? Hellooooo? Marzipan? Hello? ''{this will go on forever if you let it}''

	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==

The Knights Who Say Ni: /* Message 4 */ through laughter

The Knights Who Say Ni — Fri, 19 Apr 2024 03:50:50 GMT

Message 4: through laughter

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	=== Message 4 ===		=== Message 4 ===
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat, talks in an extremely faint British accent}'' Cheerio, there, Mrs. Pan. This is Constable Anybody over here at the Royal Society for Total Dorks. We would like to welcome you to our pres-tee-gee-us society. In fact, we ~~would~~ make you freakin' president! ''{snickers, clears throat again}'' Yes, so, all you have to do is, uh, go to your window and stick a couple of pencils up your nose, and ''{snickers}'' then you'll be the president! ''{more snickering}'' Okay... cheers, 'cause I'm so British!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat, talks in an extremely faint British accent}'' Cheerio, there, Mrs. Pan. This is Constable Anybody over here at the Royal Society for Total Dorks. We would like to welcome you to our pres-tee-gee-us society. In fact, we wanna make you freakin' president! ''{snickers, clears throat again}'' Yes, so, all you have to do is, uh, go to your window and stick a couple of pencils up your nose, and ''{snickers}'' then you'll be the president! ''{more snickering}'' Okay... cheers, 'cause I'm so British!

	=== Message 3 ===		=== Message 3 ===

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: — → {{--}}

The Cheatbot — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 03:18:34 GMT

autoreplace: — → {{--}}

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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==
	=== Marzipan's Greeting ===		=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
-	'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. ''{singing}'' Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a messa~~—~~ ''{beep}''	+	'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. ''{singing}'' Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a messa{{--}} ''{beep}''

	=== Message 6 ===		=== Message 6 ===
	'''COACH Z:''' ''{sounding drunk}'' Hey there Marzipan, it's Coach Z... Wheeeee!		'''COACH Z:''' ''{sounding drunk}'' Hey there Marzipan, it's Coach Z... Wheeeee!

-	'''BUBS:''' ''{also sounding drunk; in the background while Coach Z continues talking}'' Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just~~—~~Tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas." ''{continues making an unintelligible statement as Coach Z continues talking}''	+	'''BUBS:''' ''{also sounding drunk; in the background while Coach Z continues talking}'' Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just{{--}}Tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas." ''{continues making an unintelligible statement as Coach Z continues talking}''

	'''COACH Z:''' Look at me, I'm Coach Z! Oh, I'm now, I'm a poet, though. I apologize. I-I-I'm over at Bubs's place. Uh, we're just hanging out here having a good time, you know.		'''COACH Z:''' Look at me, I'm Coach Z! Oh, I'm now, I'm a poet, though. I apologize. I-I-I'm over at Bubs's place. Uh, we're just hanging out here having a good time, you know.

174.61.140.204: /* Message 6 */

174.61.140.204 — Fri, 17 Jun 2022 22:13:54 GMT

Message 6

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	=== Message 6 ===		=== Message 6 ===
-	'''COACH Z:''' ''{sounding ~~like he's~~ drunk}'' Hey there Marzipan, it's Coach Z... Wheeeee!	+	'''COACH Z:''' ''{sounding drunk}'' Hey there Marzipan, it's Coach Z... Wheeeee!

	'''BUBS:''' ''{also sounding drunk; in the background while Coach Z continues talking}'' Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just—Tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas." ''{continues making an unintelligible statement as Coach Z continues talking}''		'''BUBS:''' ''{also sounding drunk; in the background while Coach Z continues talking}'' Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just—Tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas." ''{continues making an unintelligible statement as Coach Z continues talking}''

Bobmath: /* External Links */ use defaultsort for category ordering

Bobmath — Sat, 13 Feb 2021 00:59:00 GMT

External Links: use defaultsort for category ordering

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	{{dvd\|Everything Else, Volume 1}}		{{dvd\|Everything Else, Volume 1}}
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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==
	=== Marzipan's Greeting ===		=== Marzipan's Greeting ===