History according to Strong Bad - Revision history

Bleu Ninja: Add intro quote.

Bleu Ninja — Fri, 17 Jan 2025 03:46:25 GMT

Add intro quote.

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-	[[Image:Strongbadianthanksgiving.png\|250px\|thumb~~\|right~~\|Mysterious myths or legendary legends?]]	+	[[Image:Strongbadianthanksgiving.png\|250px\|thumb\|Mysterious myths or legendary legends?]]
-	'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. [[high school\|By his own admission]], [[Strong Bad]] has a ~~“doodle memory”~~, meaning that his recollection of past events is often far less accurate and more exaggerated compared to how such events played out in reality. Resultantly, he often presents things as historical fact that either [[Blatant Lies\|can't be verified]] or have been {{w\|Historical negationism\|revised}} to make him look better. The toons listed below exhibit instances of Strong Bad’s questionable concept of history.	+	''From a [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007\|2007 interview on Late Nite JengaJam]]:'' <blockquote>'''[[MATT CHAPMAN]]:''' You never really know if Strong Bad Emails are just Strong Bad saying stuff and just making it all up in his head or if it's really happening. Which is, in terms of continuity, a really nice thing to have. You can just be like, "Oh, that didn't happen, that was just Strong Bad ''talking'' about what would happen ''if'' that was like that, so that didn't really happen." So, it can get nice and confusing. Which is always great.
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		+	'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. [[high school\|By his own admission]], [[Strong Bad]] has a "doodle memory", meaning that his recollection of past events is often far less accurate and more exaggerated compared to how such events played out in reality. Resultantly, he often presents things as historical fact that either [[Blatant Lies\|can't be verified]] or have been {{w\|Historical negationism\|revised}} to make him look better. The toons listed below exhibit instances of Strong Bad’s questionable concept of history.
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		+	== Appearances ==

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	===[[couch patch]]===		===[[couch patch]]===
-	Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner~~\|Homestar~~]] and [[Coach Z]] all offer their respective memories of how the patch of tape appeared on the [[couch]] in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong\|basement]]. Strong Bad claims it's there because he cut the couch open to make a hiding place for his "[[Aztec]] [[gold]]" (actually oil filters), but the inside of the couch smelled horrible, so he taped over the cut to stop the smell.	+	Strong Bad, [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Coach Z]] all offer their respective memories of how the patch of tape appeared on the [[couch]] in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong\|basement]]. Strong Bad claims it's there because he cut the couch open to make a hiding place for his "[[Aztec]] [[gold]]" (actually oil filters), but the inside of the couch smelled horrible, so he taped over the cut to stop the smell.

	===[[colonization]]===		===[[colonization]]===

Keegster2: {{w}}'s and better links. The dash in "Patterson–Gimlin" is weird.

Keegster2 — Mon, 26 Jun 2023 05:55:16 GMT

{{w}}'s and better links. The dash in "Patterson–Gimlin" is weird.

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	[[Image:Strongbadianthanksgiving.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Mysterious myths or legendary legends?]]		[[Image:Strongbadianthanksgiving.png\|250px\|thumb\|right\|Mysterious myths or legendary legends?]]
-	'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. [[high school\|By his own admission]], [[Strong Bad]] has a “doodle memory”, meaning that his recollection of past events is often far less accurate and more exaggerated compared to how such events played out in reality. Resultantly, he often presents things as historical fact that either [[Blatant Lies\|can't be verified]] or have been ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Historical ~~revisionism (~~negationism)\|revised]] to make him look better. The toons listed below exhibit instances of Strong Bad’s questionable concept of history.	+	'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. [[high school\|By his own admission]], [[Strong Bad]] has a “doodle memory”, meaning that his recollection of past events is often far less accurate and more exaggerated compared to how such events played out in reality. Resultantly, he often presents things as historical fact that either [[Blatant Lies\|can't be verified]] or have been {{w\|Historical negationism\|revised}} to make him look better. The toons listed below exhibit instances of Strong Bad’s questionable concept of history.

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	===[[colonization]]===		===[[colonization]]===
-	Strong Bad explains [[Strong Badia]]'s origins. Portraying himself as a ~~[[Wikipedia:Pilgrims~~\|Pilgrim]] persecuted by [[Strong Sad]] for his [[egg]]-[[ketchup]]ing ways, he describes leaving [[Free Country, USA]] to set up a new colony in an empty lot behind the dumpsters, owned by [[Bubs]]. In addition, Bubs is portrayed as a "strange man who had strange ways and strange odors" with an appearance resembling that of a Native American. They later celebrate Strong Badia's first Thanksgiving at a nearby picnic table with some leftover ~~[[Wikipedia:Hardee's~~\|Hardee's]] burgers.	+	Strong Bad explains [[Strong Badia]]'s origins. Portraying himself as a {{w\|Pilgrim}} persecuted by [[Strong Sad]] for his [[egg]]-[[ketchup]]ing ways, he describes leaving [[Free Country, USA]] to set up a new colony in an empty lot behind the dumpsters, owned by [[Bubs]]. In addition, Bubs is portrayed as a "strange man who had strange ways and strange odors" with an appearance resembling that of a Native American. They later celebrate Strong Badia's first Thanksgiving at a nearby picnic table with some leftover {{w\|Hardee's}} burgers.

	===[[flashback]]===		===[[flashback]]===
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	===[[high school]]===		===[[high school]]===
-	Strong Bad explains the characters' younger days, though he disclaims that his memory is extremely "unphotographic", and, therefore, stating that his histories are unreliable. In high school, the characters filled the stereotypical roles for old cartoons about teenagers (a la ''~~[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo, Where are You?~~\|Scooby-Doo]]'') as a late '60s/early '70s-style [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries\|gang of mystery solvers]]. Before that, in middle school, they were all imaginative "melon-headed babies", occupying their time pretending to be living their dreams (in reference to ''~~[[Wikipedia:Jim_Henson%27s_Muppet_Babies~~\|Muppet Babies]]''). Homestar is portrayed as some kind of grown adult supervisor. Before that, the gang were a bunch of microscopic single-celled organisms living in a [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA\|petri dish]]. And yet before that, they were all Romans, living in ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Ancient Rome\|Roman times]], with [[Don Knotts]] always showing up.	+	Strong Bad explains the characters' younger days, though he disclaims that his memory is extremely "unphotographic", and, therefore, stating that his histories are unreliable. In high school, the characters filled the stereotypical roles for old cartoons about teenagers (a la ''{{w\|Scooby-Doo}}'') as a late '60s/early '70s-style [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries\|gang of mystery solvers]]. Before that, in middle school, they were all imaginative "melon-headed babies", occupying their time pretending to be living their dreams (in reference to ''{{w\|Muppet Babies (1984 TV series)\|Muppet Babies}}''). Homestar is portrayed as some kind of grown adult supervisor. Before that, the gang were a bunch of microscopic single-celled organisms living in a [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA\|petri dish]]. And yet before that, they were all Romans, living in {{w\|Ancient Rome\|Roman times}}, with [[Don Knotts]] always showing up.

	===[[myths & legends]]===		===[[myths & legends]]===
-	Strong Bad details the legends surrounding the [[Bear holding a Shark]]. According to Strong Bad, much of the Bear-Shark's origins can be seen in the constellations over [[Strong Badia]], which show the [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits\|seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia]]: a [[flag day\|snake]], a guy holding a [[Big Knives\|big knife]], a box of [[General Tso's Chicken\|chicken]], a piece of wood with some nails in it, a hand giving the "OK" symbol, a fish wearing an afro wig, and a British distance runner. The distance runner held up the fish with the afro wig over his head, and the two defeated the other spirits in either paintball or Red Rover, thus becoming the new rulers. After years of bad story telling and the ~~[[Wikipedia:Telephone (game)~~\|telephone game]], the myth went through various incarnations, as evidenced by various documentary-type evidence, ranging from medieval wood carvings of a hairy "wildernessman" with a "sea beast", to a cathedral-style stained glass window of a moose holding a chameleon in its antlers. Strong Bad then researches some "ancient ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Cave painting\|fence drawings]]" on the Strong Badian picket fence, which consist of strange images of the Bear-Shark destroying villages and crops, stealing babies, and bike riding (or pie-sitting) with what appears to be its family. The drawings were actually done by Strong Bad at age 5, though he has long forgotten this. Bubs begins selling Bear-Shark merchandise such as t-shirts, frozen treats and plush toys. Homestar manages to capture (or forge) blurry ~~[[Wikipedia:Patterson-Gimlin~~ film\|Bigfoot-style]] footage of what may be the Bear-Shark in the woods, but this only adds to the question of whether the Bear-Shark is a "mysterious myth or legendary legend".	+	Strong Bad details the legends surrounding the [[Bear holding a Shark]]. According to Strong Bad, much of the Bear-Shark's origins can be seen in the constellations over [[Strong Badia]], which show the [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits\|seven elemental spirits of Strong Badia]]: a [[flag day\|snake]], a guy holding a [[Big Knives\|big knife]], a box of [[General Tso's Chicken\|chicken]], a piece of wood with some nails in it, a hand giving the "OK" symbol, a fish wearing an afro wig, and a British distance runner. The distance runner held up the fish with the afro wig over his head, and the two defeated the other spirits in either paintball or Red Rover, thus becoming the new rulers. After years of bad story telling and the {{w\|Chinese whispers\|telephone game}}, the myth went through various incarnations, as evidenced by various documentary-type evidence, ranging from medieval wood carvings of a hairy "wildernessman" with a "sea beast", to a cathedral-style stained glass window of a moose holding a chameleon in its antlers. Strong Bad then researches some "ancient {{w\|Cave painting\|fence drawings}}" on the Strong Badian picket fence, which consist of strange images of the Bear-Shark destroying villages and crops, stealing babies, and bike riding (or pie-sitting) with what appears to be its family. The drawings were actually done by Strong Bad at age 5, though he has long forgotten this. Bubs begins selling Bear-Shark merchandise such as t-shirts, frozen treats and plush toys. Homestar manages to capture (or forge) blurry {{w\|Patterson–Gimlin film\|Bigfoot-style}} footage of what may be the Bear-Shark in the woods, but this only adds to the question of whether the Bear-Shark is a "mysterious myth or legendary legend".

	===[[the paper]] ===		===[[the paper]] ===

73.147.226.56 at 00:39, 26 June 2023

73.147.226.56 — Mon, 26 Jun 2023 00:39:53 GMT

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-	'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. ~~Many times~~, [[Strong Bad]] presents things as historical fact that ~~are~~ either [[Blatant Lies\|~~clearly false]] or that~~ can't be verified~~. When relating legends, he often parodies actual historical storytelling techniques~~ or ~~attempts to~~ [[Wikipedia:Historical revisionism (negationism)\|~~revise history~~]] to make ~~himself~~ look better. The toons listed below exhibit instances of [[Strong ~~Bad]] recounting~~ history ~~that is questionable or clearly untrue~~.	+	'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. [[high school\|By his own admission]], [[Strong Bad]] has a “doodle memory”, meaning that his recollection of past events is often far less accurate and more exaggerated compared to how such events played out in reality. Resultantly, he often presents things as historical fact that either [[Blatant Lies\|can't be verified]] or have been [[Wikipedia:Historical revisionism (negationism)\|revised]] to make him look better. The toons listed below exhibit instances of Strong Bad’s questionable concept of history.

	===[[personal favorites]]===		===[[personal favorites]]===

The Cheatbot: update page name(s)

The Cheatbot — Thu, 04 Feb 2021 04:00:18 GMT

update page name(s)

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	Marc Baroni asks Strong Bad what happened to the "get up noise" his chair made when he got up. After confirming that its true name is [[The Geddup Noise]], Strong Bad recalls that the Geddup Noise started acquiring fame around the time of the creation of Sbemail 84 ([[kids' book]]). Eventually, it became popular enough to guest star on [[The Show]] and [[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew\|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]], among other shows. The Cheat remixed the Geddup Noise for dance clubs, and characters such as [[The King of Town]] and Strong Bad tried to make cheap knock-offs, including "The Standing Up Noise" and "The Git Outcha Seat Sound", respectively. Eventually, the Geddup Noise moved to the Coches Mountains. Now, its cousin Chairscoot plays the sound of Strong Bad's stool while the Geddup Noise occasionally makes odd celebrity endorsements.		Marc Baroni asks Strong Bad what happened to the "get up noise" his chair made when he got up. After confirming that its true name is [[The Geddup Noise]], Strong Bad recalls that the Geddup Noise started acquiring fame around the time of the creation of Sbemail 84 ([[kids' book]]). Eventually, it became popular enough to guest star on [[The Show]] and [[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew\|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]], among other shows. The Cheat remixed the Geddup Noise for dance clubs, and characters such as [[The King of Town]] and Strong Bad tried to make cheap knock-offs, including "The Standing Up Noise" and "The Git Outcha Seat Sound", respectively. Eventually, the Geddup Noise moved to the Coches Mountains. Now, its cousin Chairscoot plays the sound of Strong Bad's stool while the Geddup Noise occasionally makes odd celebrity endorsements.

-	===[[~~highschool~~]]===	+	===[[high school]]===
-	Strong Bad explains the characters' younger days, though he disclaims that his memory is extremely "unphotographic", and, therefore, stating that his histories are unreliable. In ~~highschool~~, the characters filled the stereotypical roles for old cartoons about teenagers (a la ''[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo, Where are You?\|Scooby-Doo]]'') as a late '60s/early '70s-style [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries\|gang of mystery solvers]]. Before that, in middle school, they were all imaginative "melon-headed babies", occupying their time pretending to be living their dreams (in reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Jim_Henson%27s_Muppet_Babies\|Muppet Babies]]''). Homestar is portrayed as some kind of grown adult supervisor. Before that, the gang were a bunch of microscopic single-celled organisms living in a [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA\|petri dish]]. And yet before that, they were all Romans, living in [[Wikipedia:Ancient Rome\|Roman times]], with [[Don Knotts]] always showing up.	+	Strong Bad explains the characters' younger days, though he disclaims that his memory is extremely "unphotographic", and, therefore, stating that his histories are unreliable. In high school, the characters filled the stereotypical roles for old cartoons about teenagers (a la ''[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo, Where are You?\|Scooby-Doo]]'') as a late '60s/early '70s-style [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries\|gang of mystery solvers]]. Before that, in middle school, they were all imaginative "melon-headed babies", occupying their time pretending to be living their dreams (in reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Jim_Henson%27s_Muppet_Babies\|Muppet Babies]]''). Homestar is portrayed as some kind of grown adult supervisor. Before that, the gang were a bunch of microscopic single-celled organisms living in a [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA\|petri dish]]. And yet before that, they were all Romans, living in [[Wikipedia:Ancient Rome\|Roman times]], with [[Don Knotts]] always showing up.

	===[[myths & legends]]===		===[[myths & legends]]===

Stux: /* See Also */ better cat

Stux — Thu, 14 Jan 2021 08:12:28 GMT

98.148.147.172: The "Scooby-Doo" franchise began in 1969, which was in the late 1960s.

98.148.147.172 — Wed, 30 Sep 2020 22:36:11 GMT

The "Scooby-Doo" franchise began in 1969, which was in the late 1960s.

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	===[[highschool]]===		===[[highschool]]===
-	Strong Bad explains the characters' younger days, though he disclaims that his memory is extremely "unphotographic", and, therefore, stating that his histories are unreliable. In highschool, the characters filled the stereotypical roles for old cartoons about teenagers (a la ''[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo, Where are You?\|Scooby-Doo]]'') as a '70s-style [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries\|gang of mystery solvers]]. Before that, in middle school, they were all imaginative "melon-headed babies", occupying their time pretending to be living their dreams (in reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Jim_Henson%27s_Muppet_Babies\|Muppet Babies]]''). Homestar is portrayed as some kind of grown adult supervisor. Before that, the gang were a bunch of microscopic single-celled organisms living in a [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA\|petri dish]]. And yet before that, they were all Romans, living in [[Wikipedia:Ancient Rome\|Roman times]], with [[Don Knotts]] always showing up.	+	Strong Bad explains the characters' younger days, though he disclaims that his memory is extremely "unphotographic", and, therefore, stating that his histories are unreliable. In highschool, the characters filled the stereotypical roles for old cartoons about teenagers (a la ''[[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo, Where are You?\|Scooby-Doo]]'') as a late '60s/early '70s-style [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries\|gang of mystery solvers]]. Before that, in middle school, they were all imaginative "melon-headed babies", occupying their time pretending to be living their dreams (in reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Jim_Henson%27s_Muppet_Babies\|Muppet Babies]]''). Homestar is portrayed as some kind of grown adult supervisor. Before that, the gang were a bunch of microscopic single-celled organisms living in a [[Free Country, USA#Free Petry Dish USA\|petri dish]]. And yet before that, they were all Romans, living in [[Wikipedia:Ancient Rome\|Roman times]], with [[Don Knotts]] always showing up.

	===[[myths & legends]]===		===[[myths & legends]]===

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: /* See Also */ that doesn't do anything except make it show up under "L" (also added another page)

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Sun, 27 Oct 2019 22:28:18 GMT

See Also: that doesn't do anything except make it show up under "L" (also added another page)

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
		+	*[[Anachronistic Toons]]
	*[[Blatant Lies]]		*[[Blatant Lies]]
	*[[Predictions]]		*[[Predictions]]
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	[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]		[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]
-	[[Category:Strong Badia~~\|Lore~~]]	+	[[Category:Strong Badia]]
	[[Category:Strong Bad]]		[[Category:Strong Bad]]

RickTommy: /* yes, wrestling */

RickTommy — Fri, 25 Aug 2017 03:33:00 GMT

yes, wrestling

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	===[[yes, wrestling]]===		===[[yes, wrestling]]===
-	Strong Bad's wrestling career is shown to be much more colorful than has been revealed before. He and Strong Mad went through several costume phases. The events in [[~~Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)\|~~Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not mentioned. Homestar's tag-team partner was claimed to be (the imaginary) Gary the Legend instead of Pom Pom. Strong Sad is also featured as Gardenboy, a wrestler with a rake and a fire-spewing water can.	+	Strong Bad's wrestling career is shown to be much more colorful than has been revealed before. He and Strong Mad went through several costume phases. The events in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] are not mentioned. Homestar's tag-team partner was claimed to be (the imaginary) Gary the Legend instead of Pom Pom. Strong Sad is also featured as Gardenboy, a wrestler with a rake and a fire-spewing water can.

	===[[imaginary]]===		===[[imaginary]]===

124.180.139.159: /* geddup noise */

124.180.139.159 — Sun, 21 May 2017 01:06:49 GMT

geddup noise

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	===[[geddup noise]]===		===[[geddup noise]]===
-	Marc Baroni asks Strong Bad what happened to the "get up noise" his chair made when he got up. After confirming that its true name is [[The Geddup Noise]], Strong Bad recalls that the Geddup Noise started acquiring fame around the time of the creation of Sbemail 84 ([[kids' book]]). Eventually, it became popular enough to guest star on [[The Show]] and [[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew\|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]], among other shows. The Cheat remixed ~~The~~ Geddup Noise for dance clubs, and characters such as [[The King of Town]] and Strong Bad tried to make cheap knock-offs, including "The Standing Up Noise" and "The Git Outcha Seat Sound", respectively. Eventually, ~~The~~ Geddup Noise moved to the Coches Mountains. Now, ~~his~~ cousin Chairscoot plays the sound of Strong Bad's stool while ~~The~~ Geddup Noise occasionally makes odd celebrity endorsements.	+	Marc Baroni asks Strong Bad what happened to the "get up noise" his chair made when he got up. After confirming that its true name is [[The Geddup Noise]], Strong Bad recalls that the Geddup Noise started acquiring fame around the time of the creation of Sbemail 84 ([[kids' book]]). Eventually, it became popular enough to guest star on [[The Show]] and [[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew\|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]], among other shows. The Cheat remixed the Geddup Noise for dance clubs, and characters such as [[The King of Town]] and Strong Bad tried to make cheap knock-offs, including "The Standing Up Noise" and "The Git Outcha Seat Sound", respectively. Eventually, the Geddup Noise moved to the Coches Mountains. Now, its cousin Chairscoot plays the sound of Strong Bad's stool while the Geddup Noise occasionally makes odd celebrity endorsements.

	===[[highschool]]===		===[[highschool]]===

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc: Moved information to Predictions

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc — Sun, 21 May 2017 01:00:48 GMT

Moved information to Predictions

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-	'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. Many times, [[Strong Bad]] presents things as historical fact that are either [[Blatant Lies\|clearly false]] or that can't be verified. When relating legends, he often parodies actual historical storytelling techniques or attempts to [[Wikipedia:Historical revisionism (negationism)\|revise history]] to make himself look better. ~~He has also, on occasion, told what he has assured are future events, no matter how unlikely or far-fetched.~~	+	'''History according to Strong Bad''' is a tricky thing. Many times, [[Strong Bad]] presents things as historical fact that are either [[Blatant Lies\|clearly false]] or that can't be verified. When relating legends, he often parodies actual historical storytelling techniques or attempts to [[Wikipedia:Historical revisionism (negationism)\|revise history]] to make himself look better. The toons listed below exhibit instances of [[Strong Bad]] recounting history that is questionable or clearly untrue.
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-	~~==Past==~~	+
-	The toons listed below exhibit instances of [[Strong Bad]] recounting history that is questionable or clearly untrue.	+

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	===[[Fan Costumes '06]]===		===[[Fan Costumes '06]]===
	When Strong Bad viewed a picture of a kid in a Strong Bad costume next to a girl in a punk cheerleader costume and a boy in a Ghostface costume, he states that this is actually a picture of his past, and that the girl was his girlfriend, Pirate Cheerleader, and that the Ghostface boy was his best friend, the Grim Reaper. He also said that they used to terrorize the streets of Meadowbrook Chase Two Hills.		When Strong Bad viewed a picture of a kid in a Strong Bad costume next to a girl in a punk cheerleader costume and a boy in a Ghostface costume, he states that this is actually a picture of his past, and that the girl was his girlfriend, Pirate Cheerleader, and that the Ghostface boy was his best friend, the Grim Reaper. He also said that they used to terrorize the streets of Meadowbrook Chase Two Hills.
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-	~~==Future==~~
-	~~The toons listed below exhibit instances of [[Strong Bad]] predicting a future that has yet to occur or is questionable.~~
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-	~~===[[2 years]]===~~
-	~~In September 2003, Strong Bad was asked what the greatest advancement in [[Strong Badia]] will be in the next two years. Strong Bad proclaims that:~~
-	*By 2005, the population of Strong Badia will have tripled from "Population: [[Tire]]" to "Population: Tire, Bundt Cake Pan, and [[Coach Z]]"
-	*The [[Stop Sign]] and the [[Cinder Block]] will break up
-	*Strong Badia will have developed a world-class hole
-	*[[The Cheat]] will finish painting a mural reading "Fireworks or Die"
-	*The Tire will have beaten [[Strong Mad]] to win "the title"
-	*[[Strong Sad]] will become more whiny
-	~~As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, none of these have come true. In fact, Strong Sad seems to have gotten ''less'' whiny over the years.~~
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-	~~===[[montage]]===~~
-	~~The last montage presented in the email consists of photographs of earlier scenes, as well as captions explaining what later happened to each of the characters:~~
-	*The Cheat quits or loses his salesman job due to his failure to sell toner.
-	*Homestar sells his "The #1" shirt for US$3 (which is a good deal).
-	*Strong Bad hosts an [[Wikipedia:Animal Planet\|Animal Planet]] show that gets canceled before its first commercial break.
-	*The [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] appears in commercials for a used car dealership, finds a spouse, has two children, and moves to [[Wikipedia: Long Beach, California\|Long Beach]].
-	*[[The Paper]] sticks around until email #173, at which time Strong Bad upgrades to an inkjet printer.
-	At least two of these predictions came true: the Wagon Fulla Pancakes did a commercial for [[Senor Cardgage]]'s [[Senorial Day]] Tent Event Supra Sale, and Strong Bad did replace The Paper with [[New Paper]] from an inkjet printer in email #173 ([[the paper]]). The "The #1" shirt has not been seen since the email.
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-	~~===[[your funeral]]===~~
-	Strong Bad claims that there will be a zombie uprising on March 31, 2046, at 2:03 p.m. By about that time, [[Pom Pom]] and [[Strong Sad]] will have become tough, end-of-the-world-style heroes: Pom Pom sporting a flat-top, cigar, and ammunition belt; and Strong Sad shedding his wimpy image for a gritty-voiced, cigar-smoking, muscular fighter covered in scars and with a five o'clock shadow. His weapon of choice, however, will remain the same then as now: the leotard. Strong Bad, contrary to his outlook in [[replacement]], has decided that he will never die. He will, however, fight on the side of the zombies, if they will let him.
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-	~~===[[Baddest of the Bands]]===~~
-	~~Strong Bad claims that by 2086, dollars will be called "Globnars".~~

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]		[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]
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