Stux: move December 2020 tweets to a separate page

Stux — Tue, 10 Jan 2023 17:39:02 GMT

move December 2020 tweets to a separate page

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<noinclude>{{tweets-header|year=2020|month=December}}</noinclude>

== December ==
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|table-begin=1
|id=1344841875308601345
|text=I didn't think anyone ever bandoned it in the first place!
|reply=[[twitter:tcy_alex|@tcy_alex]], who replied to the [[#1344821237177081856|new epoch Tweet]] asking if [[newhr:|new.homestarrunner.com]] was being abandoned.
|date=31 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1344827486484525056
|text=It's hidden now! Almost ALL the old scroll button songs are hidden on there!
|reply=[[twitter:BraOfNachos|@BraOfNachos]], who noted the lack of a [[Scroll Button Song]] on the [[Strong Bad Email Menu]].
|date=31 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1344821237177081856
|text=Or the beginning of a new epoch?!
[[HR:|homestarrunner.com]]
|reply=[[twitter:ryandangeremma|@ryandangeremma]], who quoted the [[#1343723058289373184|"aggressively pointing" Tweet]] saying it felt like the end of an era and posting a picture of the under construction page at the time.
|date=31 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1343723494215983106
|text=Make it easily accessible to everybody.
|reply=[[twitter:candyman106|@candyman106]], who replied to [[#1343719418879209472|the Tweet announcing the Stinkoman 20X6 secret becoming public]] asking what that means.
|date=28 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1343723058289373184
|text=Our top expert is aggressively pointing at the problem right now!
|reply=[[twitter:itmezaack|@itmezaack]], who replied to the previous Tweet asking what the fate of the website as a whole will be.
|pic=TwitterDATVMCENTER.jpeg
|date=28 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1343720479274754053
|text=Didn't mean to be mysterious. "For a while" in this context means "there's absolutely no plan for what to do with it post-flash right now but Videlectrix wants to try and make it playable again for everybody."
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=28 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1343719418879209472
|text=Everypeople be sure and win Stinkoman before Jan 1st! The secret reward you get for winning will become public (since the game will be unplayable for a while) and you won't get to feel like you earned it anymore and what will your friends think of you then?!
|pic=TwitterStinkomanSecretReward.jpeg
|date=28 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1343623383519555586
|text=No cut. It's bootleg.
|reply=[[twitter:Antipilor|@Antipilor]], who asked if a t-shirt was legitimate.
|date=28 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1343045838629703681
|text=Accurate. I would want to hug them.
|reply=[[twitter:MeanLevee|@MeanLevee]], who replied to the previous Tweet with a photo of a Strong Bad plush with plush toys of Godzilla and Mothra.
|date=26 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1343001869908652035
|text=This should the plush's default pose! Come hither Strong Bad comes with all the sauce you see here! "come thither stare action-pack sold separately."
|quote=[[twitter:selene_shield|@selene_shield]], who posted a proof photo featuring a [[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] and a Fangamer pin.
|date=26 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1342902364911624192
|text=No tick off. His is totally better. Though admittedly the bar for "clackity Decemberween no-bot warble-jingles" is set relatively low.
|reply=[[twitter:TheFinalDoctor|@TheFinalDoctor]], who replied to [[twitter:PryinBrian|@PryinBrian]]'s song, giving it the edge at risk of ticking off Strong Bad.
|date=26 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1342687193823916032
|retweet=[[twitter:PryinBrian|@PryinBrian]], who made a cover of [[Santaman is a Blademan]].
|date=25 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1342531112871096320
|text=Nope, just meeples of me and Homestar and the other dumb animal characters. The peasants and extra Trogdors, etc. were Kickstarter exclusives.
|reply=[[twitter:WillWrambles|@WillWrambles]], who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if the meeples were available for purchase on the store.
|date=25 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1342510602598686722
|text=The meeples were just in the Kickstarter version and haven't been included in the reprints for about a year. Amazon still wrongly shows pics with meeples despite multiple screamins.
|reply=[[twitter:WillWrambles|@WillWrambles]], who asked why his Trodgor board game came with plastic miniatures but not meeples.
|date=25 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1342255000467230723
|text=When the Decemberween cheer won't come easy, ya got to cram it down!
|reply=[[twitter:Dawntk|@Dawntk]], whose daughter insisted on a tinsel-wrapped [[A Decemberween Mackerel|cram rod]].
|date=24 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1342254850231459840
|text=There's Joy2Key for Win, USB Overdrive for Mac I hear. You can map keyboard input to a controller.
|reply=[[twitter:explosion560|@explosion560]], who replied to the [[#1340863605621862400|Stinkoman Level 10 announcement]] and asked if there's a way to play Stinkoman 20X6 on controller.
|date=24 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341869054890532866
|text=Forwarding this to Strong Sad. Sounds like a cover by that red and white Stripey Wipeys band he's always barfing about.
|reply=[[twitter:fretzl|@fretzl]], who covered the theme from [[Stinkoman 20X6]] [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 1|Level 1]] on guitar.
|date=22 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341630178385162240
|text=This is... this is just beautiful. Looks like the beginning of me and The Cheat's very own Studio Jibblies movie!
|reply=[[twitter:shanhorandraws|@shanhorandraws]], who painted a scene of Strong Bad and The Cheat in the field with the Drive-Thru Whale.
|fun facts=
*"Studio [[Jibblies]]" refers to [[Anime|Japanese animation]] studio {{wp|Studio Ghibli}}.
|date=23 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341461693096968194
|text=Send your people-that-buy-you-stuff here:
|link=the [[teespring:cgnu|Crazy Go Nuts University T-shirt]] in Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe.
|reply=[[twitter:ResslerN|@ResslerN]], who responded to the prevous reply, interested in having a CGNU hoodie.
|date=22 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341440354495676416
|text=I can totally see this song happening like after the freshman character loses their golf club team scholarship and drops outta school. But THEN, beneath a pile of energy drinks, dirty laundry, and congealed bowls of cereal, they find their tattered CGNU hoodie and begin to sing..
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=22 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341439084191952896
|text=This is incredible! Let's make it happen! This could be the career-reviving project Lem Sportsinterviews needs!!
|quote=[[twitter:ashley_wool|@ashley_wool]]'s emotional performance of the [[mascot|CGNU fight song]], which she claimed was from upcoming Broadway musical "CGNUsical" directed by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
|date=22 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341243626261766144
|text=Y'ever play level 8?
|reply=[[twitter:sokdrawer|@sokdrawer]], who thought Stinkoman 20X6 was broken upon encountering the Negative Zone-themed area in level 10.2.
|date=21 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341234687956688897
|text=I want to play a DangerEGGsque crossover game with me and that bad graphics gumshoe! A Puzzle n' Click n' Shoot the Wrong People Adventure!
|reply=[[twitter:FilbiPott|@FilbiPott]], who responded to previous Tweet asking for an "official American import" of [[Where's an Egg?]].
|date=21 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341230774817873922
|text=Amidst all the Stinkoman Level 10 excitement, let's not forget that none of this woulda been possible without the next gen styles of the Videlectrix Ultra FunMachine CD! No other system could cram all the necessary migs and megs of pixels!
|pic=TwitterUltraFunMachineCD.jpg
|image transcript=
<blockquote>
<center><big>Introducing the Videlectrix Ultra FunMachine CD</big></center>
 
<center><big>Good graphics just got gooder.</big></center> 
<center>CDs aren't just for music albums anymore. The brains at Videlectrix figured out a way to cram video games and 100% of their graphics onto a standard compact disc (CD). In fact, they crammed 27% MORE graphics on there. Also includes a Gametridge slot and disk drive for computer and TV video game compatability as well. Available in teak, walnut, maple, ash, and oak.</center> 
<center>'''Videlectrix'''</center>
</blockquote>
|date=21 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341153345973719041
|text=It is actively being worked all upon.
|reply=[[twitter:betweenvenus|@betweenvenus]], who responded to the Tweet about [[#1340869541425983488|re-enabling Flash]], asking if they were working on preserving homestarrunner.com with a Flash emulator.
|date=21 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341123579312795648
|text=(psst, our top men are already working on it!)
|pic=TwitterVidelectrixGuys.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:Wyattman1O|@Wyattman1O]], who pointed Strong Bad to Ruffle as a way to keep homestarrunner.com alive.
|date=21 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341087994615377920
|text=Did you try these ninstructions even? 
[https://helpx.adobe.com/flash-player.html helpx.adobe.com/flash-player.h...]
|reply=[[twitter:Jeffmakesgames1|@Jeffmakesgames1]], who was unable to play Stinkoman 20X6 on his browser.
|date=21 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1341087555584929793
|text=A Stink-like TroidvainTS with tactical flight sim elements and visual novel walking simulator casual craftfarm cooking DLC! (did I use all the right gaming buzzwords? What'd I forget?)
|reply=[[twitter:RoyalRabbit_EXE|@RoyalRabbit_EXE]], who responded to the level 10 announcement, suggesting a Stinkoman {{wp|roguelike}} or {{wp|Metroidvania}}.
|date=21 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340929226241929216
|text=This'll tell you how to re-enable flash for a couple hours to enjoy some StinkoThymes™! 
[https://helpx.adobe.com/flash-player.html helpx.adobe.com/flash-player.h...]
|reply=[[twitter:smoothmedia|@smoothmedia]], who responded to the level 10 announcement, reporting a "plugin not supported" error.
|date=21 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340924153097048065
|text=Oh crap! I forget to mention [[twitter:EiffelArt|@EiffelArt]] did the amazing backgrounds for this! He brings the stoves, the clouds, the domey buildings, the ladders to nowhere, all to life like ne'er before!
|reply=[[#1340869547700736001|the Tweet]] crediting Smallbu for the intro cinematic.
|date=21 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340876065485557760
|text=And I can't forget the amazing [[twitter:VikingGuitar|@VikingGuitar]] for that awesome cover of the Stinkoman 20X6 theme! Ever since I first heard it a million years ago, I have dreamed of a hype trailer featuring your lightning lixx!
|link=[[youtube:mtYPNGuszZQ|Viking Guitar's Stinkoman 20X6 theme]] on YouTube.
|reply=the level 10 thread.
|date=20 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340873261245206528
|text=Not AS1 sadly. But working on a Rufflized style nonetheless.
|reply=[[twitter:larsiusprime|@larsiusprime]], who quoted the [[#1340869543833595905|thanks to jezzamonn]] asking if the game was coded in ActionScript 1.0, which would make it easier to convert to Ruffle.
|date=20 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340869551299448834
|text=Thanks for the QA [[twitter:ColinMcInerror|@ColinMcInerror]]! No one else would have so bravely waded into testing a 15 year old web game for a dead media player!!
|reply=the level 10 thread.
|date=20 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340869550020190211
|text=I was finally able to give [[twitter:paulandstorm|@paulandstorm]]'s amazing Stinkoman theme from like 2003 the respect and attention it deserves! Sorry for the takelong guys!
|reply=the level 10 thread.
|date=20 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340869547700736001
|text=Huge Pan Pan hugs to [[twitter:SmallBuStudio|@SmallBuStudio]] for making the most insane fully animated intro cinematic ever! When do we make an animated Stinkoseries?!
|pic=TwitterPanPanHug.jpg
|reply=the level 10 thread.
|date=20 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340869543833595905
|text=Huge shoutout to the incredible patience, programming, development, and actionscript archaeology of [[twitter:jezzamonn|@jezzamonn]]! It all started with a brave little tweet!
|pic=TwitterJezzamonnOrigins.jpg
|reply=the level 10 thread.
|date=20 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340869541425983488
|text=Here's how to re-enable flash one last time in your browsers: 
[https://helpx.adobe.com/flash-player.html helpx.adobe.com/flash-player.h...]
|reply=the level 10 thread.
|date=20 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340863605621862400
|text=STINKOMAN LEVEL 10 
[[hr:stinkogame|homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/...]]
|pic=StinkomanLevel10LaunchTrailer.png
|video transcript={{see|Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer}}
|pinned=true
|date=20 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1340482099233615875
|text=Nice!! Where'd you get your Clovis points? Pleistocene or Holocene? I rock Holo if I use Stout Ones Ice and Pleisto if I'm drinking Lambic Ice Ones (Lambice?!).
|reply=[[twitter:LaurenFaits|@LaurenFaits]], who mentioned drinking Mulled Ones, referring to something that happened at Candlenights.
|date=19 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1339787814444130304
|text=This year me and The Cheat are celebrating [[twitter:hashtag/candlenights|#candlenights]] AND Decemberween thanks to the [[twitter:McElroyFamily|@McElroyFamily]]! Check out their holiday spesh this weekend 12/19, give some dollarmobills to charity, and enjoy the podcastery and awesome special guests (like me!)!
|quote=[[twitter:McElroyFamily|@McElroyFamily]]'s announcement of the Candlenights special. Strong Bad would later tweet the video of his segment from the special on [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2021|10 December 2021]].
|date=17 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1339726586493497345
|text=I can't decide if this is great or irresponsible parenting! Which is just the way I like it!
|reply=[[twitter:Knight81|@Knight81]], who posted a photo of his baby with the Fangamer Trogdor tee and Talkin' Strong Bad doll.
|date=17 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338927406242029568
|text=The mustaches at Videlectrix are scrambling wildly to deliver you their swan song before flash dies forever and they are doomed to learn how to make modern games.
|reply=[[twitter:SamGreszes|@SamGreszes]], who responded to the previous reply with shock.
|date=15 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338926223985086467
|text=Why wait until 2021?
|reply=[[twitter:SamGreszes|@SamGreszes]], who compared Stinkoman 20X6 to other long-awaited video games, calling it the "most anticipated game of 2021".
|date=15 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338918937719934977
|text=I got 4 words for ya: 
Doe know. 
Hope so.
|reply=[[twitter:LorenzoSalas15|@LorenzoSalas15]], who replied to [[twitter:bellestardust|@bellestardust]]'s photo of their Fangamer Trogdor tee, asking if it would be restocked.
|date=15 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338918600799907840
|text=Nice! You made my head the Bulk Cruiser version of the Stinkowing!
|pic=Twitter3DStinkowing.jpg
|quote=[[twitter:ThisIsBenSilver|@ThisIsBenSilver]]'s animation of a Lego Strong Bad.
|date=15 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338917451116015616
|text=Which one were you looking for? I can sendalink!
|reply=[[twitter:Carni_Arcanum|@Carni_Arcanum]], who asked for a download link to the old [[wallpaper]]s.
|date=15 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338915903447199746
|link=[[youtube:rfvQ9yQjTl4|the line "something wonderful"]] from ''{{wp|2010: The Year We Make Contact}}'' on YouTube.
|reply=[[twitter:Phyreburnz|@Phyreburnz]], who asked what would happen to homestarrunner.com after the death of Flash.
|date=15 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338734272253992962
|text=I hope that's a giant Letter C monster with long socks and a reindeer leash lip piercing that's about to EAT Homestar. Cuz that would rule.
|reply=[[twitter:TheWoundedMoose|@TheWoundedMoose]], who shared their child's drawing of a Homestar Runner-like figure driving a sleigh.
|date=15 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338299467624312835
|text=Also, "Tape Swimmy" sounds like a great sportscaster. The kind whose heyday was a couple decades ago so they only show up to commentate on, like, the Belmont Stake-Umms or something.
|reply=the previous Tweet.
|date=13 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338223116363964416
|text=Unused The Cheature from the Gunk Lagoon art from Trogdor!! The Board Game. I'm gonna go tape swimmy flippers to his head right now!
|pic=TwitterTheCheature.jpg
|date=13 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1338190592539586560
|text=There miiiiiiiiiiiiiiight be some licensing issues there.
|reply=[[twitter:OKdotGLASS|@OKdotGLASS]], who responded to the [[#1331724846221455361|Fangamer thread]], requesting a [[Grape-Nuts Robot]] toy.
|date=13 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337910437053140994
|text=This is the most worthwhile discussion/debate and I love it. Yeah, technically I shouldn't have gotten my cold ones because I didn't guess the secret number. So unfortunately you can just get "lucky" like Homestar after only getting one match. Turkey Farm dreams, dashed.
|reply=[[twitter:CassandrusB|@CassandrusB]] and [[twitter:RedCarConspiraC|@RedCarConspiraC]], who were debating in the comments of the [[#1337678165557252096|FriendlyWare]] video about the "guess the secret number" game mechanic in Match.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337898203627335681
|text=The 'Gage abides.
|pic=TwitterTheGage.jpg
|reply=another batch of Hero Forge characters by [[twitter:BurgundySuit|@BurgundySuit]], including one of Senor Cardgage.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337893037255647232
|text=You people making these things is my new favorite game! Somebody do some Keepers of Trogdor from my board game!
|pic=TwitterHardybardy.jpg
|pic2=TwitterStonklar.jpg
|pic3=TwitterWorchex.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:pvbaudio|@pvbaudio]]'s recreation of [[The Kerrek]] in Hero Forge.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337892041301352450
|text=Oh man! Someone would totally do Borgorroth! I never came up with a name for his horned The Cheat-like sidekick. Maybe THIS is The Chekt?!
|reply=[[twitter:HuckleburyFlynn|@HuckleburyFlynn]], who responded to the previous Tweet with a picture of [[web comics|Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth]].
|fun facts=
*"The Chekt" was Strong Bad's hasty codename for The Cheat in a culinary context in the email [[secret recipes]].
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337882136712519683
|text=You all know the drill. This is impress, disturb, & make-a me uncomft.
|quote=[[twitter:BurgundySuit|@BurgundySuit]]'s collection of Homestar Runner characters recreated in Hero Forge.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337858281952468993
|text=I didn't give you the answer! 'Twas a hint!
|reply=[[twitter:HeartingLeCarbs|@HeartingLeCarbs]], who responded that the password "[[#1337775874117160962|property]]" didn't work.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337820566011727876
|text=You'll need to listen to a plush doll to find it. (or read the url that's in that screenshot)
|reply=[[twitter:HeartingLeCarbs|@HeartingLeCarbs]], who responded to [[twitter:JacobSteakfries|@JacobSteakfries]]'s screenshot of strongbadallthetimesogreat.com, asking what site it was.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337820161265569793
|text=FriendlyWare! Your family probably gathered around the buzzing monochrome monitor to play classics like Match, Killer Maze, and Eye & Hearing Test!!
|reply=[[twitter:_screenhog|@_screenhog]], who was surprised that he remembered the game in the video.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337818729330118657
|text=The FriendlyWare DOS classic: Match!
|reply=[[twitter:Amijaw|@Amijaw]], who asked what the game in the [[#1337678165557252096|video]] was.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337783646925807617
|text=The password is coming from inside the bag!!
|reply=[[twitter:bingo1220288952|@bingo1220288952]], who asked for the password to strongbadallthetimesogreat.com.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337775874117160962
|text=property
|reply=[[twitter:JacobSteakfries|@JacobSteakfries]], who requested a hint for the password to [[strongbadallthetimesogreat.com]].
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337773428397510658
|text=Thanks for the love, Joshym'n! You are one of the few humans who appreciates the old timey tradition of a determined/tough person saying "one side!" as they shoulder past others on their way to prove a point/poke someone in the eyes.
|reply=[[twitter:Joshstrangehill|@Joshstrangehill]], who responded to the video saying he would be happy if all media were just Homestar Runner characters.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337678165557252096
|text=This is what happens when you stay up late on a Friday playing ancient PC games with Homestar.
|pic=TwitterFriendlywareMatch.png
|video transcript=
''{The game's screen reads, "Player #1, Please Enter Your First Name And Then Strike Enter Key".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Player 1, please enter your first name." ''{typing}'' Oldenbut. ''{hits enter, and a prompt for player 2 appears below}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' "Player 2, please enter ''your'' first name." You know I gotta go with my all-time favorite, ''{typing}'' Bernau. ''{hits enter}''

''{The screen briefly reads "One Moment While I Generate A Game Board", then a game board consisting of eight rows (numbered 1 to 8) and five columns (lettered A to E) prints. A prompt reads, "BERNAU , What Is Your FIRST Choice?" A message at the bottom of the screen reads "Strike <F10> To Leave This Game".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' "Bernau, what is your first choice?" I'm going with D7.

''{Space D7 is revealed to be ROLEX CAMERA, worth $90.00. The prompt now asks for Bernau's second choice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, a Rolex camera! I know they're trying to fool me, but I know the match is at D8.

''{D8 is revealed to be 6 PACK/COORS. The message reads, "SORRY BERNAU , But No Match". The board resets and Oldenbut is prompted for his first choice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Oldenbut, what is ''your'' first choice?" Let's go over here to B6.

''{B6 is VOLKSWAGEN, worth $5,500.00.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{The Show announcing voice}'' A horrible Volkswagen! ''{singing The Show theme}'' Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up. Uh, this thing's definitely at D4.

''{D4 is MOBILE HOME.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mobile home?!

''{The board resets; Bernau is asked for his first choice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm going with A4.

''{A4 is GOLD RING, worth $300.00.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gold ring! I betcha that increases my defense!

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not that kind of a game, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' They always try to fool me{{--}}I'm going with A5.

''{A5 is TRIP TO JAPAN.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Trip to Japan!

''{The board resets; Oldenbut is asked for his first choice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. Are you always just gonna check the one right below the one you just picked?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes ma'am.

'''STRONG BAD:''' A2.

''{A2 is 6 PACK/COORS, worth $3.15.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excited}'' Six-pack of cold ones! It was over there, at D8!

''{D8 is 6 PACK/COORS. The prompt reads, "ALLRIGHT, A Match !! OLDENBUT, For $3.15 In Prizes, Guess My Secret Number <10 to 99>".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice! "Oldenbut, for ''{laughing a little}'' three dollars and fifteen cents in prizes" {{--}} ooh! That's a cheap six-pack! {{--}} "guess my secret number, 10 to 99." You know I gotta go with 54.

''{54 is "Sorry, Too High. But Still Your Turn."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Still too high?

''{The board now has spaces A2 and D8 missing. Oldenbut is prompted for his first choice.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I get to go again. Uh, B6.

''{B6 is VOLKSWAGEN, worth $5,500.00.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That Volkswagen. Did I already do that?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singsong}'' I'm not telling!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pained}'' What if Homestar's right and it's the one right below it? Aaagh, you got in my head!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{smoothly}'' That's what I do, Strong Bad. It's allll mind games.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm doing it! B7!

''{B7 is FRIENDLYWARE.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' D'awh! Friendlyware?!

''{The board resets; Bernau is asked for his first choice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, now I know what that is. B7...

''{B7 is FRIENDLYWARE, worth $49.95.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And E7.

''{E7 is FRIENDLYWARE. Bernau is asked to guess the computer's secret number for $49.95 in prizes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ding ding ding ding ding! "Bernau, guess my secret number, 10 to 99!" Uh, 23.

''{A message reads "Congratulations BERNAU You WIN !!!" before every space on the board is revealed and the message changes to "Strike Any Key To See Your Prizes".}''

{{{!}} class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
{{!}} TAKE ONE {{!}}{{!}} SNORKEL & FINS {{!}}{{!}} TAMPA NUGGET {{!}}{{!}} TURKEY FARM {{!}}{{!}} LOSE ONE
{{!}}-
{{!}}   {{!}}{{!}} SURF BOARD {{!}}{{!}} BETAMAX {{!}}{{!}} MX-80 PRINTER {{!}}{{!}} TAKE ONE
{{!}}-
{{!}} BRICK HOME {{!}}{{!}} CB-RADIO {{!}}{{!}} CORVETTE {{!}}{{!}} MX-80 PRINTER {{!}}{{!}} SNORKEL & FINS
{{!}}-
{{!}} GOLD RING {{!}}{{!}} TURKEY FARM {{!}}{{!}} CB-RADIO {{!}}{{!}} MOBILE HOME {{!}}{{!}} MOBILE HOME
{{!}}-
{{!}} TRIP TO JAPAN {{!}}{{!}} TAMPA NUGGET {{!}}{{!}} CORVETTE {{!}}{{!}} PATIO SET {{!}}{{!}} GOLD RING
{{!}}-
{{!}} BETAMAX {{!}}{{!}} VOLKSWAGEN {{!}}{{!}} LOSE ONE {{!}}{{!}} BRASS BED {{!}}{{!}} BRASS BED
{{!}}-
{{!}} BRICK HOME {{!}}{{!}} FRIENDLYWARE {{!}}{{!}} ROLEX CAMERA {{!}}{{!}} ROLEX CAMERA {{!}}{{!}} FRIENDLYWARE
{{!}}-
{{!}} TRIP TO JAPAN {{!}}{{!}} VOLKSWAGEN {{!}}{{!}} PATIO SET {{!}}{{!}}   {{!}}{{!}} SURF BOARD
{{!}}}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' "Congratulations Bernau! You win!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''What the crap?!'' You can just guess a stupid number and win the game?! Aw man. I coulda won a Betamax, a brick home, whatever a Tampa Nugget is... and a turkey farm!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, check it out! The MX-80 printer actually followed my double-up style!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{emotional}'' You cheated me out of my turkey farm, Homestar! Least I got my six-pack of cold ones.
|date=12 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1337601214310125570
|text=Are YOU bored enough to unlock his secrets?!
|reply=[[twitter:neumaverick|@neumaverick]], who posted a video of his new Talkin' Strong Bad doll.
|date=11 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1336865656432701440
|text=Droppin' them Faerfth Waerd Z's on em!
|reply=[[twitter:NGinger404|@NGinger404]]'s Coach Z fanart.
|date=9 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1336761321216483328
|text=You may be the first and only person to request this! Glad somebody liked it! Keep an eye out!
|reply=[[twitter:kitfm|@kitfm]], who replied to the [[#1335688989219622916|merchulism Tweet]] requesting to bring back the "it's dot com" T-shirt.
|date=9 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1336740234562842626
|text=Oh talentdang! This year's group of CGNU applicants shows some serious promise! 'Cept whoever drew Zombie Apocalypse Strong Sad. Their tuition just doubled.
|quote=[[twitter:fhqwhpods|@fhqwhpods]]'s compilation of completed [[CGNU]] applications.
|fun facts=
*Apocalypse Strong Sad drawing from [[your funeral]] was sent by HRWiki user [[User:Elcool|Elcool]].
|date=9 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1336734689508339712
|text=Well when you put it that way it sounds pretty awesome!
|reply=[[twitter:Xcogitaire|@Xcogitaire]], who provided a colorful description of Lego Strong Bad as a "long-necked alien Strong Bad".
|date=9 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1336724614727294976
|text=For a second you're like, "hey, that's not too bad." And then you look at it from the side and you shriek, "Leave it in the mall parking deck to ROT!!"
|pic=TwitterLEGOCharactersFront.jpg
|pic2=TwitterLegoCharactersSide.jpg
|date=9 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1336186816010080256
|text=Is okay. I had a real nice deal with Olde Thyme Telltale. It's just over now. Long thyme ago.
|reply=[[twitter:tylaaaaaaaaaaar|@tylaaaaaaaaaaar]], who responded to the "not a cent" Tweet, saying that that seemed "not great".
|date=8 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1336133642368790529
|text=They're not NOT being cool. I just don't get no ca$h from SBCG4AP no more.
|reply=[[twitter:Intonyeon|@Intonyeon]], who responded to the previous reply saying they wished Telltale would "be cool" with The Brothers Chaps again.
|date=7 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1336131386038759426
|text=Have you mashed on the blue diamond kinda thing on his forehead? You really gotta give it the smush. If he's still dead, tell the plush medics [[twitter:Fangamer|@Fangamer]] STAT!
|reply=[[twitter:cybsqd|@cybsqd]], whose Talkin' Strong Bad was not talking.
|date=7 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1336130558804566021
|text=Not a cent! But glad people will be able to play it again!
|reply=[[twitter:Intonyeon|@Intonyeon]], who noted the return of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People to stores and asked if Strong Bad would get any money from it.
|date=7 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1335764691663065088
|text=Gross! I like the little guy but he's not worth all that! I was only gonna spend $20 on him for a gift card to Bubs'.
|reply=[[twitter:gamegrumps11287|@gamegrumps11287]], who posted a screenshot of a Strong Bad Talkin' Plush being resold for $200 by a scammer.
|date=6 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1335693849474322435
|text=Sadly I think a reseller on bookazon is your best bet before Decemberween and they usually jack up the prices to Bubs level. Might have to wait on the next boatload.
|reply=[[twitter:jordanpaley|@jordanpaley]], who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if Trogdor!! The Board Game would be restocked for Decemberween.
|date=6 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1335688989219622916
|text=Lookin for Strong Bad crap for Decemberween? You got 3 different options for merchulism! 
[[hr:store|homestarrunner.com/store.html]]
|pic=Twitter3Stores.jpg
|pinned=true
|date=6 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1335374108146749440
|text=Yes! Watch out King of Town!
|reply=[[twitter:jlbesq|@jlbesq]], who quoted the previous Tweet and explained that the inverted Trogsign symbolized burninating the ruling class.
|date=5 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1335360522573795330
|text=Inverted Trogsign o'er Strong Badia! I forget my Troglore, is this a good omen or bad?
|pic=TwitterInvertedTrogsign.gif
|date=5 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1335306680989609994
|text=Look, I'm glad you depicted Marshie as being deceased but I don't know if a halo and wings is what's waiting for that guy on the other side (of snack food mascot existence).
|quote=[[twitter:Marshalofthelaw|@Marshalofthelaw]], who shared a photo of his homemade [[Marshie]] ornament with a halo and angel wings.
|date=5 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334994867936759809
|text=Not my jurisdiction! It's a TMBG joint feat SB!
|reply=[[twitter:WillWrambles|@WillWrambles]], who asked for "Crystal Fortress" to be released for streaming.
|date=4 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334988223332954113
|text=Every year as Strong Sad gets out his music nerd Decemberween albums, I am reminded that the late great [[twitter:sharonjones|@sharonjones]] did backing vocals on "Crystal Fortress." What an honor to have had her deny french fries to [[twitter:tmbg|@tmbg]]! 
Relive the magic: 
[[oldhr:crystal.html|homestarrunner.com/crystal.html]]
|pic=TwitterSharonJonesAlbum.jpg
|fun facts=
*{{wp|Sharon Jones}} was an American soul and funk singer and the lead singer of {{wp|Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings}}.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] was a 2008 collaboration between Strong Bad and [[They Might Be Giants]].
|date=4 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334728794620522496
|text="Brother in a Jar" by Strong Bad
|link=[[songwhip:strong-bad/brother-in-a-jar|"Brother in a Jar" by Strong Bad]] on Songwhip.
|reply=[[twitter:ThisisJCGreen|@ThisisJCGreen]], who reminded [[twitter:ariberson97|@ariberson97]] that the jar is for Strong Bad's death, referring to the email [[your funeral]].
|date=4 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334727983333060610
|text=If his spots appear when you toast it, it's a sign of impending doom. But if you spread fresh jams on it, then it's just yummulal nums.
|reply=[[twitter:wilkening|@wilkening]], who posted a picture of a The Cheatlike slice of bread.
|date=4 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334726294190305280
|text=A lush terrarium with a mini beach, palm trees, and cold ones slushies is the best environment for your Strong Bad plush doll to grow and thrive. * 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>plush doll may not actually grow or thrive. Oh and send all cold ones slushies to non-plush Strong Bad. thanks.
|reply=[[twitter:ariberson97|@ariberson97]], who asked if they should transfer their new Talkin' Strong Bad doll into a jar.
|date=4 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334724727122825216
|text=Tape leg accessory pack sold separately! Exclusively at Bubs' Concession Stand (it's a $28 roll of masking tape.)
|reply=[[twitter:FatherTitan|@FatherTitan]], who posted a photo of his Talkin' Strong Bad doll, noting its "glaring lack of [[Tape Leg]]".
|date=4 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334309388589338626
|text=Found it. Here's a snippet of Homestar's trip to Saskatoon. Maybe he was trainin' for The Brier?
|pic=TwitterHomestarSaskatoon.png
|video transcript=
''{Puppet Homestar Runner is outside the Granite Curling Club. It is snowing.}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Granite Curling Club. I don't know what this place is about. ''{exits to the right}''

''{Cut to inside, where Homestar is watching two men curl in the background.}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice echoing}'' Hurry hard! ''{singing}'' Saskatchewan! ''{sings incomprehensibly}'' another one! Saskatchewan! ''{no longer singing}'' Hurry hard! Alberta!
|reply=the [[#1334291261667282944|prarie province Tweet]].
|date=2 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334301672160555010
|text=Very nice! You need one of these so Talkin' Strong Bad can knock it off the tree like a cat (or a The Cheat tbh).
|pic=TwitterStrongSadOrnament.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:comtar|@comtar]], who again replied to the previous Tweet and shared a photo of the Strong Bad doll posing next to a miniature Christmas tree.
|date=2 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334294458356084736
|text=There's more!
|reply=[[twitter:comtar|@comtar]], who replied to the previous Tweet, having found the words "NICE TRY" on the doll.
|date=2 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334294067228930049
|text=You think I'd make a plush doll and NOT hide some easter eggs on him? Finally, you can't just keep pressing TAB over and over!
|reply=[[twitter:comtar|@comtar]] [[#1334252206799908866|again]], who was suprised to hear that the doll had secrets.
|fun facts=
*Strong Bad's joke about the tab key refers to an easy method of finding clickable Easter eggs in Flash cartoons.
|date=2 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334291261667282944
|text=You think he's got a flat top or wearing one o' them paper soda jerk hats? Puppet Homestar actually went curling in nearby Saskatoon in the early aughts! Houwy hawd!
|quote=[[twitter:daveewave|@daveewave]], who edited Homestar Runner's face onto a map of {{wp|Manitoba}}.
|date=2 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334252206799908866
|text=Have you unlocked his secrets yet?!
|reply=[[twitter:comtar|@comtar]], who posted a photo of his new Talkin' Strong Bad doll.
|date=2 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1334147947886501895
|text=Yes! I finally beat that Milky Hotel that Strong Sad won't shut up about!
|reply=[[twitter:KrizziLindberg|@KrizziLindberg]], whose top artist on his Spotify "2020 Wrapped" list was Strong Bad, with {{wp|Neutral Milk Hotel}} coming second.
|date=2 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1333920225989955585
|text=Yes. All that.
|reply=[[twitter:mommymidcentury|@mommymidcentury]], who responded to the [[#1333890300834668546|"no new special content" Tweet]], asking if the old DVDs contained Easter eggs and commentary.
|date=1 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1333919966484172803
|text=It's still coming.
|pic=TwitterStinkoTeaser.jpg
|reply=[[twitter:basscomm|@basscomm]], who replied to a now-deleted Tweet that presumably suggested Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10 would not come out.
|date=1 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1333890300834668546
|text=There is no new special content. This is a reprint of the original 6 discs that have been out of print for years. Just want to set the right expectasche!
|reply=[[twitter:AmbientVirus|@AmbientVirus]], who quoted [[#1325844112868855809|the six-disc set announcement Tweet]] said it would be worth buying the Strong Bad Email disc set if it had new special content.
|date=1 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1333868819236917250
|text=Um, I made a whole thing about it:
|link=[[#1329989081867104260|the Ruffle video]] from November 20.
|reply=[[twitter:Seglegs|@Seglegs]], who replied to the previous Tweet and said that Strong Bad had been "awfully quiet" about the Ruffle project.
|date=1 Dec 2020
}}

{{post
|id=1333868003818156041
|text=Don't worry everybody everybody.
|pic=TwitterNRHP.jpg
|quote=[[twitter:NerdRage42|@NerdRage42]], who commented that she wished Flash could be saved on a "historical building status" because of Homestar Runner.
|date=1 Dec 2020
|table-end=1
}}

@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020 Dec - Revision history

Stux: move December 2020 tweets to a separate page