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Baldem1990: Fixed grammar

2025-11-28T18:26:06Z

Fixed grammar

71.244.110.107: Revised a bit.

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Revised a bit.

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	===Remarks===		===Remarks===
-	*The tears flying off Homestar's face are the same as in [[A Jorb Well Done]]. In ~~A Jorb Well Done~~, the water coming off his face is sweat.	+	*The tears flying off Homestar's face are the same as in both [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[A Jorb Well Done]]. In those toons, the water coming off his face is sweat.
	*The pieces of notebook paper are unusually rigid. Even when Strong Bad is holding the Lil' Brudder picture from the bottom it still stands straight up.		*The pieces of notebook paper are unusually rigid. Even when Strong Bad is holding the Lil' Brudder picture from the bottom it still stands straight up.
	*When Homestar is rolling on the ground, it seems his shading stays on one side of his body.		*When Homestar is rolling on the ground, it seems his shading stays on one side of his body.

DorianGray: /* Transcript */ Excessive ellipses

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Transcript: Excessive ellipses

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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As Li'l Brudder, shaking the drawing like a crude hand puppet.}'' I'm gonna be all right, Homestar.'' {Homestar is heard "oh"-ing.}'' I can make it on my own!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As Li'l Brudder, shaking the drawing like a crude hand puppet.}'' I'm gonna be all right, Homestar.'' {Homestar is heard "oh"-ing.}'' I can make it on my own!

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooooh-oh-oh-oohh{{--}}it's like I said~~...~~ ...the heart of a champion!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooooh-oh-oh-oohh{{--}}it's like I said... the heart of a champion!

	''{Enter The Cheat, from offscreen left.}''		''{Enter The Cheat, from offscreen left.}''

120.148.158.178: /* Transcript */ wasn't called that yet

2025-09-02T04:30:29Z

Transcript: wasn't called that yet

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	''{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a one-legged puppy saying "I can make it on my own."}''		''{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a one-legged puppy saying "I can make it on my own."}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says}'' I mean, ''{types}'' it cracks me up, but ''{says}'' uh, ''{types}'' Homestar just falls apart when he sees him. A-like so... ''{Gets off ~~[[Stooly]]~~, making [[The Geddup Noise]] and exits.}''	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says}'' I mean, ''{types}'' it cracks me up, but ''{says}'' uh, ''{types}'' Homestar just falls apart when he sees him. A-like so... ''{Gets off the stool, making [[The Geddup Noise]], and exits.}''

	''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is standing there, looking angrily offscreen right. Enter Strong Bad.}''		''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is standing there, looking angrily offscreen right. Enter Strong Bad.}''
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	''{Cut to the Compy 386. Strong Bad enters and sits down.}''		''{Cut to the Compy 386. Strong Bad enters and sits down.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There ya go. Homestar crying. Not a problem. I bet all a ya'lls <!-- sic --> are prob'ly crying all over the place. That Li'l Brudder sure knows how to tug at your heartstrings. ''{begins to choke up as he speaks}'' ''{not typed}'' He's... ''{typing}'' He's just such a trooper. <!-- Despite common misconception, "trouper" is the correct spelling. ** No, that's not the way it's spelled in the email. See for yourself. --> ''{~~Starts~~ to cry.}}'' Got such a strong... one leg. ''{recovers}'' Um, yeah. I think I've got a ''{hesitates}'' food in the oven. ''{begins to choke up again}'' I gotta go.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There ya go. Homestar crying. Not a problem. I bet all a ya'lls <!-- sic --> are prob'ly crying all over the place. That Li'l Brudder sure knows how to tug at your heartstrings. ''{begins to choke up as he speaks}'' ''{not typed}'' He's... ''{typing}'' He's just such a trooper. <!-- Despite common misconception, "trouper" is the correct spelling. ** No, that's not the way it's spelled in the email. See for yourself. --> ''{starts to cry}'' Got such a strong... one leg. ''{recovers}'' Um, yeah. I think I've got a ''{hesitates}'' food in the oven. ''{begins to choke up again}'' I gotta go.

-	''{Strong Bad gets up and hurries out.~~}''~~	+	''{Strong Bad gets up and hurries out. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''
-		+
-	~~''{~~[[The Paper]] comes down.}''	+

	== Easter Eggs ==		== Easter Eggs ==

76.16.153.43 at 03:38, 2 September 2025

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	'''STRONG BAD:''' It's just this drawing ''{He holds up his drawing of Lil' Brudder}'' I made...		'''STRONG BAD:''' It's just this drawing ''{He holds up his drawing of Lil' Brudder}'' I made...

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{uneasy and in a ~~tearfull~~ tone}'' Oh, no. ''{Homestar's sad eyebrows appear.}'' Don't do it. You know the storm that will unleash!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{uneasy and in a tearful tone}'' Oh, no. ''{Homestar's sad eyebrows appear.}'' Don't do it. You know the storm that will unleash!

	'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I think you'll LIKE ''{He holds up his drawing of Lil' Brudder again}'' it!		'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I think you'll LIKE ''{He holds up his drawing of Lil' Brudder again}'' it!

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	''{clears screen}''		''{clears screen}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' So, have I ever made Homestar cry? Uh ''{Pronounces it as "uhhhhhhh".}}'', yes. Yes, I have. A lot. I can pretty much make anybody cry just by showing them this drawing I invented of a one-legged puppy named "Li'l Brudder."	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' So, have I ever made Homestar cry? Uh ''{Pronounces it as "uhhhhhhh."}'', yes. Yes, I have. A lot. I can pretty much make anybody cry just by showing them this drawing I invented of a one-legged puppy named "Li'l Brudder."

	''{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a one-legged puppy saying "I can make it on my own."}''		''{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a one-legged puppy saying "I can make it on my own."}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says}'' I mean, ''{types}'' it cracks me up, but ''{says}'' uh, ''{types}'' Homestar just falls apart when he sees him. A-like so... ''{Gets off [[Stooly]], making ~~the~~ [[Geddup Noise]] and exits.}''	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says}'' I mean, ''{types}'' it cracks me up, but ''{says}'' uh, ''{types}'' Homestar just falls apart when he sees him. A-like so... ''{Gets off [[Stooly]], making [[The Geddup Noise]] and exits.}''

	''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is standing there, looking angrily offscreen right. Enter Strong Bad.}''		''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is standing there, looking angrily offscreen right. Enter Strong Bad.}''

76.16.153.43: Word improvements.

2025-09-02T03:33:43Z

Word improvements.

Guybrush20X6: /* Fast Forward */

2025-02-28T19:53:28Z

Fast Forward

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	*Homestar cries again from Li'l Brudder in [[Strong Badia the Free]] when he is landed on by the Peace Draft wheel. During the scene that follows, Homestar wonders "why I even put that on the board".		*Homestar cries again from Li'l Brudder in [[Strong Badia the Free]] when he is landed on by the Peace Draft wheel. During the scene that follows, Homestar wonders "why I even put that on the board".
	*Despite his claim that he is over it, Homestar once again cries at the image of Li'l Brudder in the 2009 update of [[Punkin Stencils]].		*Despite his claim that he is over it, Homestar once again cries at the image of Li'l Brudder in the 2009 update of [[Punkin Stencils]].
		+	*Homestar sobs and declares he doesn't know what he's doing with his life again in [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]], this time over a [[Kick the Cheat]] Plush's new crying voice.

	==DVD Version==		==DVD Version==

Trott: fix 404 imdb link

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fix 404 imdb link

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	===Real-World References===		===Real-World References===
-	*On the DJ flyer, "DJ from Roseanne" is a reference to the television show "[[IMDB:tt0094540\|Roseanne]]". Actor [~~[IMDB~~:nm0279896\|Michael Fishman]] played the role of Roseanne's son D. J. Conner.	+	*On the DJ flyer, "DJ from Roseanne" is a reference to the television show "[[IMDB:tt0094540\|Roseanne]]". Actor [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0279896/ Michael Fishman] played the role of Roseanne's son D. J. Conner.
	*"Don't cry for me, The Cheatentina" is a reference to the song "[[Wikipedia:Don't Cry For Me, Argentina\|Don't Cry For Me, Argentina]]" from [[Wikipedia:Andrew Lloyd Webber\|Andrew Lloyd Webber's]] musical "[[Wikipedia:Evita\|Evita]]".		*"Don't cry for me, The Cheatentina" is a reference to the song "[[Wikipedia:Don't Cry For Me, Argentina\|Don't Cry For Me, Argentina]]" from [[Wikipedia:Andrew Lloyd Webber\|Andrew Lloyd Webber's]] musical "[[Wikipedia:Evita\|Evita]]".
	*"Tendafoot" is possibly a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America\|Boy Scouts']] rank of "[[Wikipedia:List of BSA rank requirements#Tenderfoot Scout\|Tenderfoot]]", which is the first rank a Scout can achieve. The term originated in the American Old West to refer to inexperienced ranchers or miners.		*"Tendafoot" is possibly a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America\|Boy Scouts']] rank of "[[Wikipedia:List of BSA rank requirements#Tenderfoot Scout\|Tenderfoot]]", which is the first rank a Scout can achieve. The term originated in the American Old West to refer to inexperienced ranchers or miners.

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	DJ Solerous asks Strong Bad if he had ever made Homestar cry. All weep when they see Li'l Brudder.		DJ Solerous asks Strong Bad if he had ever made Homestar cry. All weep when they see Li'l Brudder.

-	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film\|Strong Bad}}, [[Li'l Brudder]], {{Film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film\|The Cheat}}, {{Film\|Strong Sad}}, [[Tendafoot]]	+	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film\|Strong Bad}}, [[Li'l Brudder]] (Pictured), {{Film\|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film\|The Cheat}}, {{Film\|Strong Sad}}, [[Tendafoot]] (Pictured)

	'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]		'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]
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	===Fast Forward===		===Fast Forward===
	*Li'l Brudder and Tendafoot later star in their own TV show, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]].		*Li'l Brudder and Tendafoot later star in their own TV show, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]].
-	*Homestar cries again from Li'l Brudder in [[Strong Badia the Free]] when ~~you spin him~~ on the Peace Draft wheel. During the scene that follows, Homestar wonders "why I even put that on the board".	+	*Homestar cries again from Li'l Brudder in [[Strong Badia the Free]] when he is landed on by the Peace Draft wheel. During the scene that follows, Homestar wonders "why I even put that on the board".
	*Despite his claim that he is over it, Homestar once again cries at the image of Li'l Brudder in the 2009 update of [[Punkin Stencils]].		*Despite his claim that he is over it, Homestar once again cries at the image of Li'l Brudder in the 2009 update of [[Punkin Stencils]].

	==DVD Version==		==DVD Version==
-	*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch ~~your~~ DVD player's audio language selection while watching.	+	*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch the DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
	===Commentary Transcript===		===Commentary Transcript===
	'''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]		'''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]]

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	''{Homestar breaks down crying, falls to his knees}''		''{Homestar breaks down crying, falls to his knees}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No-ho-hooo... ~~LIDD~~'L ~~BRUDDOR~~! That little guy... He's got the heart of a champion! ''{Cut to Strong Bad.}'' You're gonna make it, Li'l Brudder! You just keep scrapin' along!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No-ho-hooo... LI'L BRUDDER! That little guy... He's got the heart of a champion! ''{Cut to Strong Bad.}'' You're gonna make it, Li'l Brudder! You just keep scrapin' along!

	''{Strong Bad looks on in disbelief; Cut to Homestar. Homestar is lying and rolling on the ground, sobbing hysterically.}''		''{Strong Bad looks on in disbelief; Cut to Homestar. Homestar is lying and rolling on the ground, sobbing hysterically.}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooooh-oh-oh-oooooohh... Li'l ''{He kicks the grass.}'' ~~Brudder~~... ''{He stops kicking the grass.}'' I... ''I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!'' I-I'm thinking of getting into male modeling{{--}}o-or maybe high finance... I JUST DON'T KNOW!!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooooh-oh-oh-oooooohh... Li'l ''{He kicks the grass.}'' Bruddeeer... ''{He stops kicking the grass.}'' I... ''I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!'' ''{inhales twice}'' I-''{inhales}''-I'm thinking of getting into ''{sniffs, then inhales}'' male modeling{{--}}o-or maybe high finance... I JUST DON'T KNOW!!

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As Li'l Brudder, shaking the drawing like a crude hand puppet.}'' I'm gonna be all right, Homestar.'' {Homestar is heard "oh"-ing.}'' I can make it on my own!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As Li'l Brudder, shaking the drawing like a crude hand puppet.}'' I'm gonna be all right, Homestar.'' {Homestar is heard "oh"-ing.}'' I can make it on my own!

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooooh-oh-oh-oohh{{--}}it's like I said... the heart of a champion!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooooh-oh-oh-oohh{{--}}it's like I said... ''{inhales twice}'' the heart of a champion!

	''{Enter The Cheat, from offscreen left.}''		''{Enter The Cheat, from offscreen left.}''
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	''{Strong Bad turns to The Cheat and does his Li'l Brudder act.}''		''{Strong Bad turns to The Cheat and does his Li'l Brudder act.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, I'm gonna be a quarterback when I grow up! ''{The Cheat is saddened and cries.}'' I'm gonna throw for 2,000 yards! ''{The Cheat ~~begins sobbing~~.}'' Don't cry for me, The Cheatentina...	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, I'm gonna be a quarterback when I grow up! ''{The Cheat is saddened and cries.}'' I'm gonna throw for 2,000 yards! ''{The Cheat sobs.}'' Don't cry for me, The Cheatentina...

	''{Enter Strong Sad, his eyes red around the edges and all teary, apparently trying not to cry.}''		''{Enter Strong Sad, his eyes red around the edges and all teary, apparently trying not to cry.}''

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, Strong Bad, is Li'l Brudder named after me? ''{The Cheat sadly walks away.}'' Do you think of ''me'' as a... one-legged puppy?	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, Strong Bad, is Li'l Brudder named after me? ''{The Cheat sadly walks away offscreen.}'' Do you think of ''me'' as a... one-legged puppy?

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, ''{Hides the ~~Lil~~' Brudder drawing. }'' no. I think of you as a two-legged elephant... named ''{He holds up a picture of this, with "Tendafoot" saying "I'm tops!"}'' "Tendafoot." ''{Pronounces name as "Tenderfoot."}''	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, ''{Hides the Li'l Brudder drawing. }'' no. I think of you as a two-legged elephant... named ''{He holds up a picture of this, with "Tendafoot" saying "I'm tops!"}'' "Tendafoot." ''{Pronounces name as "Tenderfoot."}''


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	''{Cut to the Compy 386. Strong Bad enters and sits down.}''		''{Cut to the Compy 386. Strong Bad enters and sits down.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There ya go. Homestar crying. Not a problem. I bet all a ya'lls <!-- sic --> are prob'ly crying all over the place. That Li'l Brudder sure knows how to tug at your heartstrings. ''{begins to choke up as he speaks}'' ''{not typed}'' He's... ''{typing}'' He's just such a trooper. <!-- Despite common misconception, "trouper" is the correct spelling. ** No, that's not the way it's spelled in the email. See for yourself. --> ''{starts to cry}'' Got such a strong... one leg. ''{recovers}'' Um, yeah. I think I've got a ''{hesitates}'' food in the oven. ''{begins to ~~choke up~~ again}'' I gotta go.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There ya go. Homestar crying. Not a problem. I bet all a ya'lls <!-- sic --> are prob'ly crying all over the place. That Li'l Brudder sure knows how to tug at your heartstrings. ''{begins to choke up as he speaks}'' ''{not typed}'' He's... ''{typing}'' He's just such a trooper. <!-- Despite common misconception, "trouper" is the correct spelling. ** No, that's not the way it's spelled in the email. See for yourself. --> ''{starts to cry}'' Got such a strong... one leg. ''{recovers}'' Um, yeah. I think I've got a ''{hesitates}'' food in the oven. ''{begins to cry again}'' I gotta go.

	''{Strong Bad gets up and hurries out. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''		''{Strong Bad gets up and hurries out. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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	*Homestar cries again from Li'l Brudder in [[Strong Badia the Free]] when he is landed on by the Peace Draft wheel. During the scene that follows, Homestar wonders "why I even put that on the board".		*Homestar cries again from Li'l Brudder in [[Strong Badia the Free]] when he is landed on by the Peace Draft wheel. During the scene that follows, Homestar wonders "why I even put that on the board".
	*Despite his claim that he is over it, Homestar once again cries at the image of Li'l Brudder in the 2009 update of [[Punkin Stencils]].		*Despite his claim that he is over it, Homestar once again cries at the image of Li'l Brudder in the 2009 update of [[Punkin Stencils]].
-	*Homestar ~~sobs~~ and declares he doesn't know what he's doing with his life again in [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]], this time over a [[Kick ~~the~~ Cheat]] Plush's new crying voice.	+	*Homestar cries and declares he doesn't know what he's doing with his life again in [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]], this time over a [[Kick The Cheat]] Plush's new crying voice.

	==DVD Version==		==DVD Version==
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	'''MIKE:''' Those things are bad for you!		'''MIKE:''' Those things are bad for you!

-	'''MATT:''' They got in a fight and he told them to stay over there. Ober dere.~~<!--[sic]-->~~ Did you draw those new feet for this one, Mike?	+	'''MATT:''' They got in a fight and he told them to stay over there. Ober dere. Did you draw those new feet for this one, Mike?

	'''MIKE:''' No, that was actually for the Cheat Commandos.		'''MIKE:''' No, that was actually for the Cheat Commandos.
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	=== Fun Facts ===		=== Fun Facts ===
-	*[[The Brothers Chaps]] make reference to the [[~~swiss~~ cake rolls]] from [[invisibility]].	+	*[[The Brothers Chaps]] make reference to the [[Swiss cake rolls]] from [[invisibility]].

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Rapping}'' I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e{{--}}''{realizes mistake, talking}'' Oh. Never mind.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Rapping}'' I'm not gonna sing an email song this week ''{Short pause}'' e{{--}}''{realizes mistake, talking}'' Oh. Never mind.

	''{Pulls up email}'' ''{Reading}''		''{Pulls up email}'' ''{Reading}''
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	''{clears screen}''		''{clears screen}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' So, have I ever made Homestar cry? Uh, yes. Yes, I have. A lot. I can pretty much make anybody cry just by showing them this drawing I invented of a one-legged puppy named "Li'l Brudder."	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' So, have I ever made Homestar cry? Uh ''{Pronounces it as "uhhhhhhh".}}'', yes. Yes, I have. A lot. I can pretty much make anybody cry just by showing them this drawing I invented of a one-legged puppy named "Li'l Brudder."

	''{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a one-legged puppy saying "I can make it on my own."}''		''{Strong Bad holds up a picture of a one-legged puppy saying "I can make it on my own."}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says}'' I mean, ''{types}'' it cracks me up, but ''{says}'' uh, ''{types}'' Homestar just falls apart when he sees him. A-like so... ''{Gets up and exits.}''	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says}'' I mean, ''{types}'' it cracks me up, but ''{says}'' uh, ''{types}'' Homestar just falls apart when he sees him. A-like so... ''{Gets off [[Stooly]], making the [[Geddup Noise]] and exits.}''

	''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is standing there, looking angrily offscreen right. Enter Strong Bad.}''		''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is standing there, looking angrily offscreen right. Enter Strong Bad.}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you ''stay'' over there.	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in a mean tone and his angry eyebrows appear}'' Yeah, you ''stay'' over there.

	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar. I've got something for you.		'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar. I've got something for you.
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	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, Strong Bad! What is it what is it what is it what is it what is it?		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, Strong Bad! What is it what is it what is it what is it what is it?

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' It's just this drawing I made...	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' It's just this drawing ''{He holds up his drawing of Lil' Brudder}'' I made...

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{uneasy}'' Oh, no. Don't do it. You know the storm that will unleash!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{uneasy and in a tearfull tone}'' Oh, no. ''{Homestar's sad eyebrows appear.}'' Don't do it. You know the storm that will unleash!

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I think you'll ~~like~~ it!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I think you'll LIKE ''{He holds up his drawing of Lil' Brudder again}'' it!

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{on the verge of tears}'' Strong Bad, no! I can't handle it!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{on the verge of tears and about to cry}'' Strong Bad, no! I can't handle it!

	'''STRONG BAD:''' Ta-daaah! ''{Holds the Li'l Brudder drawing in front of his face.}''		'''STRONG BAD:''' Ta-daaah! ''{Holds the Li'l Brudder drawing in front of his face.}''
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	''{Homestar breaks down crying, falls to his knees}''		''{Homestar breaks down crying, falls to his knees}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No-ho-hooo... LIDD'L BRUDDOR! That little guy... He's got the heart of a champion! You're gonna make it, Li'l Brudder! You just keep scrapin' along!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No-ho-hooo... LIDD'L BRUDDOR! That little guy... He's got the heart of a champion! ''{Cut to Strong Bad.}'' You're gonna make it, Li'l Brudder! You just keep scrapin' along!

-	''{Strong Bad looks on in disbelief; Homestar is lying on the ground, sobbing hysterically ~~and kicking at the air~~}''	+	''{Strong Bad looks on in disbelief; Cut to Homestar. Homestar is lying and rolling on the ground, sobbing hysterically.}''

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Li'l Brudder... I... ''I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!'' I-I'm thinking of getting into male modeling{{--}}o-or maybe high finance... I JUST DON'T KNOW!!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooooh-oh-oh-oooooohh... Li'l ''{He kicks the grass.}'' Brudder... ''{He stops kicking the grass.}'' I... ''I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!'' I-I'm thinking of getting into male modeling{{--}}o-or maybe high finance... I JUST DON'T KNOW!!

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As Li'l Brudder, shaking the drawing like a crude hand puppet.}'' I'm gonna be all right, Homestar.'' {Homestar is heard ~~sobbing hysterically~~}'' I can make it on my own!	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As Li'l Brudder, shaking the drawing like a crude hand puppet.}'' I'm gonna be all right, Homestar.'' {Homestar is heard "oh"-ing.}'' I can make it on my own!

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{~~sobs~~}~~'' It~~'s like I said~~{{--}}~~the heart of a champion!	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooooh-oh-oh-oohh{{--}}it's like I said... ...the heart of a champion!

	''{Enter The Cheat, from offscreen left.}''		''{Enter The Cheat, from offscreen left.}''
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	''{Strong Bad turns to The Cheat and does his Li'l Brudder act.}''		''{Strong Bad turns to The Cheat and does his Li'l Brudder act.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, I'm gonna be a quarterback when I grow up! I'm gonna throw for 2,000 yards! ''{The Cheat begins sobbing.}'' Don't cry for me, The Cheatentina...	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, I'm gonna be a quarterback when I grow up! ''{The Cheat is saddened and cries.}'' I'm gonna throw for 2,000 yards! ''{The Cheat begins sobbing.}'' Don't cry for me, The Cheatentina...

-	''{Enter Strong Sad, his eyes red around the edges and all ~~watery~~, apparently trying not to cry.}''	+	''{Enter Strong Sad, his eyes red around the edges and all teary, apparently trying not to cry.}''

-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, Strong Bad, is Li'l Brudder named after me? Do you think of ''me'' as a... one-legged puppy?	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, Strong Bad, is Li'l Brudder named after me? ''{The Cheat sadly walks away.}'' Do you think of ''me'' as a... one-legged puppy?

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, no. I think of you as a two-legged elephant... named ~~"Tendafoot." ''{Pronounces name as "Tenderfoot."}''~~	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, ''{Hides the Lil' Brudder drawing. }'' no. I think of you as a two-legged elephant... named ''{He holds up a picture of this, with "Tendafoot" saying "I'm tops!"}'' "Tendafoot." ''{Pronounces name as "Tenderfoot."}''
-		+
-	''{He holds up a picture of this, with "Tendafoot" saying "I'm tops!"}''	+

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Speaking as Tendafoot/Strong Sad}'' I could power a small city with my whining!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Speaking as Tendafoot/Strong Sad}'' I could power a small city with my whining!
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	'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{dejected}'' I probably could.		'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{dejected}'' I probably could.

-	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still sobbing}'' Oh-h-h-h, Tendafoot, can you tell me how to get the most out of life?	+	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still sobbing}'' Ooh-h-h-h, Tendafoot, can you tell me how to get the most out of life?

	''{Cut to the Compy 386. Strong Bad enters and sits down.}''		''{Cut to the Compy 386. Strong Bad enters and sits down.}''

-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There ya go. Homestar crying. Not a problem. I bet all a ya'lls <!-- sic --> are prob'ly crying all over the place. That Li'l Brudder sure knows how to tug at your heartstrings. ''{begins to choke up as he speaks}'' ''{not typed}'' He's... ''{typing}'' He's just such a trooper. <!-- Despite common misconception, "trouper" is the correct spelling. ** No, that's not the way it's spelled in the email. See for yourself. --> Got such a strong... one leg. ''{recovers}'' Um, yeah. I think I've got a ''{hesitates}'' food in the oven. ''{begins to choke up again}'' I gotta go.	+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There ya go. Homestar crying. Not a problem. I bet all a ya'lls <!-- sic --> are prob'ly crying all over the place. That Li'l Brudder sure knows how to tug at your heartstrings. ''{begins to choke up as he speaks}'' ''{not typed}'' He's... ''{typing}'' He's just such a trooper. <!-- Despite common misconception, "trouper" is the correct spelling. ** No, that's not the way it's spelled in the email. See for yourself. --> ''{Starts to cry.}}'' Got such a strong... one leg. ''{recovers}'' Um, yeah. I think I've got a ''{hesitates}'' food in the oven. ''{begins to choke up again}'' I gotta go.

	''{Strong Bad gets up and hurries out.}''		''{Strong Bad gets up and hurries out.}''
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	:''{Homestar is still bawling.}''		:''{Homestar is still bawling.}''
	:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohh, Tendafoot! Can you tell me what to do with myself? I feel like I'm at a crossroads, and there's like, a Denny's on one corner, and an IHOP on the other!		:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohh, Tendafoot! Can you tell me what to do with myself? I feel like I'm at a crossroads, and there's like, a Denny's on one corner, and an IHOP on the other!
-	:''{Homestar is kneeling over the Tendafoot drawing.}''	+	:''{The camera flashes to Homestar kneeling over the Tendafoot drawing.}''
	:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Can you give me some sound financial advice?		:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Can you give me some sound financial advice?
-	:''{Homestar is lying on the ground ~~again~~.}''	+	:''{The camera flashes to Homestar lying on the ground.}''
	:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Tendafoot, can you help advise me on my future?		:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Tendafoot, can you help advise me on my future?
	*Click on "Li'l Brudder" at the end to see Li'l Brudder falling off his one leg.		*Click on "Li'l Brudder" at the end to see Li'l Brudder falling off his one leg.