http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=User%3ASafety_Dan 2026-09-09T12:54:28Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.15.4 http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Safety_Dan&diff=214190&oldid=prev 2005-12-09T20:44:19Z

<p>MAM 7 -&gt; 7.0</p> <table style="background-color: white; color:black;"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr valign='top'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black;">Revision as of 20:44, 9 December 2005</td> </tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div>Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan.&nbsp; This is... Safety Dan over here at the Safety... Squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips.&nbsp; Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black, and paint your face black, and dye your hair black... all, everything black.&nbsp; If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape.&nbsp; And walk in the middle the street at all times, and dart quickly into the street and across intersections.&nbsp; Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in no way been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings.&nbsp; So you've got nothing to worry about.&nbsp; Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um, no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of your house.&nbsp; Okay.&nbsp; Once again, I'm Safety Dan.&nbsp; Happy Halloween.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div>Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan.&nbsp; This is... Safety Dan over here at the Safety... Squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips.&nbsp; Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black, and paint your face black, and dye your hair black... all, everything black.&nbsp; If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape.&nbsp; And walk in the middle the street at all times, and dart quickly into the street and across intersections.&nbsp; Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in no way been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings.&nbsp; So you've got nothing to worry about.&nbsp; Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um, no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of your house.&nbsp; Okay.&nbsp; Once again, I'm Safety Dan.&nbsp; Happy Halloween.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>-</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div>(from [[Marzipan's_Answering_Machine_Version_7|Marzipan's Halloween Answering Machine]])</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div>(from [[Marzipan's_Answering_Machine_Version_7<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">.0</ins>|Marzipan's Halloween Answering Machine]])</div></td></tr> <!-- diff generator: internal 2026-09-09 12:54:28 --> </table>

Bill http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=User:Safety_Dan&diff=162681&oldid=prev 2004-09-22T21:44:45Z

<p>hello</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan. This is... Safety Dan over here at the Safety... Squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips. Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black, and paint your face black, and dye your hair black... all, everything black. If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape. And walk in the middle the street at all times, and dart quickly into the street and across intersections. Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in no way been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings. So you've got nothing to worry about. Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um, no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of your house. Okay. Once again, I'm Safety Dan. Happy Halloween.<br /> <br /> (from [[Marzipan's_Answering_Machine_Version_7|Marzipan's Halloween Answering Machine]])</div>

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