Black Homestar: /* Outcomes */

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Outcomes

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	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Bonnie. You jump over her and somehow air-trip. ''(0)''		\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Bonnie. You jump over her and somehow air-trip. ''(0)''
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-	\|~~Coffee~~	+	\|Chris
-	\|bgcolor="#ffcccc"\| It was ~~coffee~~. ~~It won. Now~~ you~~'ll be up all night~~. ''(-1)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffcccc"\| It was Chris. His Star Punch knocks you stupid. ''(-1)''
-	\|bgcolor="#99ff99"\| It was ~~coffee~~. ~~'Triple cream, triple sugar. And a cruller~~.' ''(+2)''	+	\|bgcolor="#99ff99"\| It was Chris. He gives you 50 Star Points.' ''(+2)''
-	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was ~~coffee. You spilled it. Whatever~~. ''(0)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Chris. What's your problem?''(0)''
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-	\|~~Computer~~	+	\|Chris-Alice
-	\|bgcolor="#~~99ff99~~"\| It was ~~a computer~~. You ~~reformat~~ and ~~install Linux. Nice work~~. ''(+2)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffcccc"\| It was Chris-Alice. You knock her dead and her powers are all gone. ''(-1)''
-	\|bgcolor="#~~ffcccc~~"\| It was ~~a computer~~. ~~Voice recognition software still sucks~~. ''(-1)''	+	\|bgcolor="#99ff99"\| It was Chris-Alice. She asks you if you like the moon and you say yes. She gives you 9000 points and a Sun Medal novelty.''(+9000)''
-	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was ~~a computer~~. ~~You land~~ in ~~Darren's cubicle. Guy's a tool~~. ''(0)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Chris-Alice. The moon shines brightly in your face and you fall back down in meteor format. ''(0)''
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	\|Cute girl		\|Cute girl

Black Homestar: /* Outcomes */

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Outcomes

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	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Bomberman. This is not Bomberman Hero. ''(0)''		\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Bomberman. This is not Bomberman Hero. ''(0)''
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-	\|~~Chest~~	+	\|Bonnie
-	\|bgcolor="#ffcccc"\| It was a ~~chest. You beat the crap out~~ of ~~it. Poor chest~~. ''(-1)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffcccc"\| It was Bonnie. Lydia's holding a funeral because of you. ''(-1000000000000)''
-	\|bgcolor="#99ff99"\| It was ~~a chest~~. You ~~talked it into opening up. You're rich~~! ''(+2)''	+	\|bgcolor="#99ff99"\| It was Bonnie. You got a kiss! ''(2+e4)''
-	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was ~~a chest~~. You ~~jumped~~ over ~~it. Phew. Close one~~. ''(0)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Bonnie. You jump over her and somehow air-trip. ''(0)''
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	\|Coffee		\|Coffee

Black Homestar: /* Outcomes of Black Homestar's Hallrunner */

2010-07-05T01:29:15Z

Outcomes of Black Homestar's Hallrunner

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	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Amelia. You jumped over her. Now she hates you.''(0)''		\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Amelia. You jumped over her. Now she hates you.''(0)''
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-	\|~~Bat~~	+	\|Ali
-	\|bgcolor="#~~99ff99~~"\| It was Ali. She's dead and is no longer operating elevators. ''(+2)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffcccc"\| It was Ali. She's dead and is no longer operating elevators. ''(-1)''
-	\|bgcolor="#~~ffcccc~~"\| It was Ali. ~~SCREE! SQUEE! Ow! Your ears!~~ ''(-1)''	+	\|bgcolor="#99ff99"\| It was Ali. She'll gladly take you to the VIP hallway. ''(-1)''
-	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was ~~a bat~~. It'~~s too high up. You hug a tree~~. ''(0)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Ali. You can't jump in an elevator. ''(0)''
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-	\|~~Cable~~	+	\|Bomb
-	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was ~~the cable~~. ~~The cable refuses to fight back~~. ''(0)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was a bomb. You died. ''(0)''
-	\|bgcolor="#ffcccc"\| It was ~~the cable. It says your girlfriend cheats on you~~. ''(-1)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffcccc"\| It was a bomb. Who would be stupid enough to talk to a bomb? ''(-1)''
-	\|bgcolor="#99ff99"\| It was ~~the cable~~. Good. You ~~don't get electrocuted~~. ''(+2)''	+	\|bgcolor="#99ff99"\| It was a bomb. Good call! You nearly got caught in its explosion radius.''(+2)''
	\|-		\|-
-	\|~~Calendar~~	+	\|Bomberman
-	\|bgcolor="#~~ffff99~~"\| It was a ~~calendar~~. ~~You can't. You still end up getting everyone gift cards~~. ''(0)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffcccc"\| It was Bomberman. He drops a bomb in front of you and runs off. It exploded right in your face. ''(-10000)''
-	\|bgcolor="#~~ffcccc~~"\| It was ~~a calendar. It says you forgot your 6 monthiversary~~. You~~'re screwed~~. ''(-1)''	+	\|bgcolor="#99ff99"\| It was Bomberman. You got a Red Bomb!. ''(+9)''
-	\|bgcolor="#~~99ff99~~"\| It was ~~a calendar~~. ~~You jump over it~~. ~~Leap year!~~ ''(+2)''	+	\|bgcolor="#ffff99"\| It was Bomberman. This is not Bomberman Hero. ''(0)''
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	\|Chest		\|Chest

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==Outcomes of Black Homestar's Hallrunner==

===Outcomes===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Object !! Fight it !! Talk to it !! Jump it
|-
|Amelia
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was Amelia. Now she is badly bruised. Now you have to find me a new girlfriend! ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was Amelia. You got her phone number. WTG! ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was Amelia. You jumped over her. Now she hates you.''(0)''
|-
|Bat
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was Ali. She's dead and is no longer operating elevators. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was Ali. SCREE! SQUEE! Ow! Your ears! ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a bat. It's too high up. You hug a tree. ''(0)''
|-
|Cable
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was the cable. The cable refuses to fight back. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was the cable. It says your girlfriend cheats on you. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was the cable. Good. You don't get electrocuted. ''(+2)''
|-
|Calendar
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a calendar. You can't. You still end up getting everyone gift cards. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a calendar. It says you forgot your 6 monthiversary. You're screwed. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a calendar. You jump over it. Leap year! ''(+2)''
|-
|Chest
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a chest. You beat the crap out of it. Poor chest. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a chest. You talked it into opening up. You're rich! ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a chest. You jumped over it. Phew. Close one. ''(0)''
|-
|Coffee
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was coffee. It won. Now you'll be up all night. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was coffee. 'Triple cream, triple sugar. And a cruller.' ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was coffee. You spilled it. Whatever. ''(0)''
|-
|Computer
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a computer. You reformat and install Linux. Nice work. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a computer. Voice recognition software still sucks. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a computer. You land in Darren's cubicle. Guy's a tool. ''(0)''
|-
|Cute girl
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a cute girl. Now she is badly bruised. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a cute girl. You got her phone number. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a cute girl. You jumped over her. Weird. ''(0)''
|-
|Darren
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was Darren. You never liked Darren. Good going. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was Darren. He called you a 'dumbjob.' Ouch. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was Darren. He let you jump over him. Leap frog! ''(0)''
|-
|Fear itself
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was fear itself. You fight fear with fear. Oh wait, that's fire. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was fear itself. You learn that it's just as scared of you. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was fear itself. You fall forever then wake up in a bad cliche. ''(-1)''
|-
|Franciscan Monk
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a Franciscan Monk. Wimpiest monk ever. High five. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a Franciscan Monk. You tell him the one about the horse in the midget bar. He keeps his vow. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a Franciscan Monk. You catch your foot on his habit, tripping and falling. ''(-1)''
|-
|Great
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was great. Why fight something so great? ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was great. You talk to it. It's so great. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was great. You jump over. Eh. Not so great. ''(0)''
|-
|Home stereo system
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a home stereo system. You puntcure the subwoofer. Lame. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a home stereo system. It totally is talking back to you! ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a home stereo system. You jump around, jump around, jump up jump up and get down. ''(+2)''
|-
|K2
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was K2. You get lightheaded from lack of oxygen and lose both your hands. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was K2. You guys make fun of sherpas together. Good times. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was K2. It's a smidge too high. ''(0)''
|-
|Love
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was love. You can't fight it and you can't hurry it. You just have to wait. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was love. You see a counselor and try to work things out. It doesn't work. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was love. Now you're talking. ''(+2)''
|-
|Meal replacement bar
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a meal replacement bar. You break a tooth trying to bite it to death. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a meal replacement bar. You tell it that it is flavorless, and it reaffirms your belief by not replying. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a meal replacement bar. Ain't nobody replacing YOUR meal. ''(0)''
|-
|Monster
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a monster. He wasn't very strong. You won. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a monster. He pulled out a gun and shot you. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a monster. He was tall and you ran into his torso. ''(0)''
|-
|Mother
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was mother. You lose. Now you're on telephone restriction. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was mother. She calls nintendo, 'intendro.' How embarrassing. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was mother. Yeah! Jumped you, mommy! ''(+2)''
|-
|Prisoner
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a prisoner. He kicks your butt from here to the joint. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a prisoner. He seems amenable to reason and affirms your faith in rehabilitation. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a prisoner. You avoided catching a bad case of incarceration. ''(0)''
|-
|Proverb
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a proverb. You knock the proverbial snot out of it. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a proverb. It's too highbrow. You get confused. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a proverb. I said 'proverb' not 'riverb!' Jeez. ''(-1)''
|-
|Rabid dog
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a rabid dog. Rabies for you. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a rabid dog. 'Quit crappin up my lawn!' ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a rabid dog. Bites the butt off your pants. Like in cartoons. ''(0)''
|-
|Robot Darren
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was Robot Darren. Robot Darren has a laser. VOIP! ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was Robot Darren. It calls you a 'syntax error.' Ouch. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was Robot Darren. It was standing on a see-saw. It gets much air. ''(+2)''
|-
|Rock
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a rock. Your knuckles are all bloody. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a rock. Now you're really bored. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a rock. You jumped over it. Nice one. ''(+2)''
|-
|Scratch ticket
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a scratch ticket. In the process you rub off the silver stuff. Five dollars! ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a scratch ticket. It makes you feel like a loser. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a scratch ticket. It could have been a winner. Now you'll never know. ''(-1)''
|-
|Shark
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a shark It bites your fists off. Too bad. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a shark Quint calls out to you from the depths of the shark's belly with some keen fishing tips. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a shark You jump the shark. Just like Homestarrunner.com. ''(0)''
|-
|Social injustice
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was some social injustice. You feel pretty awesome about yourself. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was some social injustice. Good conversation but nothing gets done. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was some social injustice. Sure, sure. Pretend like it doesn't exist. ''(-1)''
|-
|Stand of pines
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a stand of pines. Not standing anymore, boyiii. ''(+2)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a stand of pines. It whispers back. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a stand of pines. You get caught on the branches and some serious pitch gets all over your hallrunning duds. ''(-1)''
|-
|Stump
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a stump. You can't fight the stump any more than you can stop time. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a stump. It grows a little. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a stump. You jumped over it. Good plan. ''(+2)''
|-
|Swing-dancing trend
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was the swing-dancing trend. You try but peer pressure causes you to take lessons anyway. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was the swing-dancing trend. It's impervious to reason. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was the swing-dancing trend. It was pretty short so you have no trouble clearing it. ''(+2)''
|-
|Train
|bgcolor="#ffcccc"| It was a train. You put a penny on the tracks. Doesn't derail. ''(-1)''
|bgcolor="#ffff99"| It was a train. You talk to the hobo in the livestock car. He smells. ''(0)''
|bgcolor="#99ff99"| It was a train. Right through an open boxcar in a TransAm! ''(+2)''
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