Cold One - Revision history

Bleu Ninja: Adjust structuring to include Fun Facts, and adding a couple while I'm here.

2025-11-11T04:51:32Z

Adjust structuring to include Fun Facts, and adding a couple while I'm here.

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	{{redirects\|Beer}} {{for-nothe\|other types of beer\|Alcohol#Beer}}		{{redirects\|Beer}} {{for-nothe\|other types of beer\|Alcohol#Beer}}
	[[Image:sbemail39.PNG\|thumb\|The Cold One motto]]		[[Image:sbemail39.PNG\|thumb\|The Cold One motto]]
-	'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of {{wp\|beer}} in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown~~, nondescript~~ bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Despite this, cool, room temp-a-ture, warm, and not-so-cold ones have been introduced. Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[alcohol]]ic or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a {{w\|Teetotalism\|teetotaler}}. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".	+	'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of {{w\|beer}} in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown bottles, with the most common variety using a yellow label; the beer is also available in kegs. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Despite this, cool, room temp-a-ture, warm, and not-so-cold ones have been introduced.
-		+
-	~~It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.~~	+
-		+
-	[[Matt Chapman]] revealed in [[The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show Interview - 7 July 2014]] that [[Nickelodeon]] and [[Disney]] told him that he would have to cease all references to Cold Ones if the series were to be broadcast on their television networks.	+
-		+
-	~~== The Property of Ones ==~~	+
-	~~{{seemain\|Bogus Mathematical Theorems#The Property of Ones\|Bogus Mathematical Theorems}}~~	+
-	~~According to Strong Bad, Cold Ones obey the following [[Property of Ones]]:~~	+
-	~~<center><math>\mbox{The One}^{\mathrm{itude}}\mbox{ is directly proportional to the Cold}^{\mathrm{itude}}\mbox{ of the One.}</math></center>~~	+
-	~~Or in other words:~~	+
-	~~<center><math>\mbox{ The colder it is, the more of a one it is.}</math></center>~~	+

	==Types of Ones==		==Types of Ones==
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	*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|Strong Bad Screensaver]]		*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|Strong Bad Screensaver]]
	\|- id="colight"		\|- id="colight"
-	\| <center>Cold Ones Light</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold Ones Light.PNG\|97px]]</center> \|\| A {{w\|Light beer\|light}} variation of a Cold One~~. The logo closely resembles the [[Wikipedia:Pabst Brewing Company#Old Style\|Old Style]] beer logo ([[:Image:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png\|see comparison]])~~. \|\|	+	\| <center>Cold Ones Light</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold Ones Light.PNG\|97px]]</center> \|\| A {{w\|Light beer\|light}} variation of a Cold One. \|\|
	*[[Ever and More]]		*[[Ever and More]]
	*[[Strong Badia the Free]]		*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
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	*{{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}		*{{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}
	\|}		\|}
		+
		+	== The Property of Ones ==
		+	{{seemain\|Bogus Mathematical Theorems#The Property of Ones\|Bogus Mathematical Theorems}}
		+	According to Strong Bad, Cold Ones obey the following [[Property of Ones]]:
		+	<center><math>\mbox{The One}^{\mathrm{itude}}\mbox{ is directly proportional to the Cold}^{\mathrm{itude}}\mbox{ of the One.}</math></center>
		+	Or in other words:
		+	<center><math>\mbox{ The colder it is, the more of a one it is.}</math></center>
		+
		+	== Fun Facts ==
		+	[[Image:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png\|thumb\|Old [[Style]] Cold Ones]]
		+	* Though rarely explicitly referred to as [[alcohol]]ic, Cold Ones are indeed meant to depict beer {{--}}
		+	**The [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|Strong Bad screensaver]] depicts a "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones" sign.
		+	**In ''[[Peasant's Quest]]'', the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a {{w\|Teetotalism\|teetotaler}}.
		+	**Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in [[Foreign Lands]]".
		+	* The [[Strong Bad Email]] [[super powers]] revealed that [[Strong Bad]] can use the blue diamond icon on his head to open a Cold One.
		+	* The "Cold Ones Light" logo closely resembles the [[Wikipedia:Pabst Brewing Company#Old Style\|Old Style]] beer logo.
		+	*{{w\|Spoetzl Brewery\|Shiner Bock}} bottles are used to represent Cold Ones in the live-action [[Strong Sad Paunchbaby]] commercial, likely due to their similar goldenrod-colored labels.
		+	* In [[The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show Interview - 7 July 2014\|a 2014 interview]], [[Matt Chapman]] discussed a time around [[2000]] when [[The Brothers Chaps]] pitched ''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]]'' as a television show to networks including [[Nickelodeon]] and [[Disney]] {{--}} in these meetings, they were told that they could not include references to Cold Ones if the series were to be produced for their networks. This, among a few other concerns about creative control, led to the brothers deciding to continue self-publishing [[homestarrunner.com\|online]] instead; [[Run Devil Run Interview\|by 2003]], they no longer had any interest in producing a ''Homestar Runner'' TV show.

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

Bleu Ninja: "redirects here" template

2024-03-02T01:24:57Z

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		+	{{redirects\|Beer}} {{for-nothe\|other types of beer\|Alcohol#Beer}}
	[[Image:sbemail39.PNG\|thumb\|The Cold One motto]]		[[Image:sbemail39.PNG\|thumb\|The Cold One motto]]
	'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of {{wp\|beer}} in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Despite this, cool, room temp-a-ture, warm, and not-so-cold ones have been introduced. Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[alcohol]]ic or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a {{w\|Teetotalism\|teetotaler}}. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".		'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of {{wp\|beer}} in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Despite this, cool, room temp-a-ture, warm, and not-so-cold ones have been introduced. Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[alcohol]]ic or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a {{w\|Teetotalism\|teetotaler}}. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".

It's dot com: lc looks weird here

2022-12-20T16:16:14Z

lc looks weird here

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	*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016#764276734631882752\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)		*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016#764276734631882752\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)
	\|- id="noncoldonesaholic"		\|- id="noncoldonesaholic"
-	\| <center>~~non~~-Cold Onesaholic</center> \|\| <center>[[File:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|90px]]</center> \|\| [[Kerrek Brau]] {{--}} "Non-Cold Onesaholic" and "4.5% taste". Made with 100% real sweat from the Kerrek's brow. \|\|	+	\| <center>Non-Cold Onesaholic</center> \|\| <center>[[File:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|90px]]</center> \|\| [[Kerrek Brau]] {{--}} "Non-Cold Onesaholic" and "4.5% taste". Made with 100% real sweat from the Kerrek's brow. \|\|
	*{{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}		*{{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}
	\|}		\|}

Stux: /* Types of Ones */ add entry for "non-Cold Onesaholic", the other entry is for the picture with the Kerrek holding a cold one

2022-12-20T10:58:36Z

Types of Ones: add entry for "non-Cold Onesaholic", the other entry is for the picture with the Kerrek holding a cold one

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	\| <center>Problem Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs. \|\|		\| <center>Problem Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs. \|\|
	*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016#764276734631882752\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)		*[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016#764276734631882752\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)
		+	\|- id="noncoldonesaholic"
		+	\| <center>non-Cold Onesaholic</center> \|\| <center>[[File:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|90px]]</center> \|\| [[Kerrek Brau]] {{--}} "Non-Cold Onesaholic" and "4.5% taste". Made with 100% real sweat from the Kerrek's brow. \|\|
		+	*{{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}
	\|}		\|}

The Cheatbot: autoreplace: Decemberween Dangeresque → Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack

2022-12-20T01:12:58Z

autoreplace: Decemberween Dangeresque → Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack

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	\| <center>Hard Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, etc.) An alleged ingredient in [[Santaman]]'s Chimney. \|\|		\| <center>Hard Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, etc.) An alleged ingredient in [[Santaman]]'s Chimney. \|\|
-	*[[~~Decemberween~~ Dangeresque]] (mentioned)	+	*[[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]] (mentioned)
	\|- id="problemone"		\|- id="problemone"
	\| <center>Problem Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs. \|\|		\| <center>Problem Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs. \|\|

113.37.226.89: undo revision 822142; the one in the actual picture just says “cold one” though

2022-12-19T15:11:12Z

undo revision 822142; the one in the actual picture just says “cold one” though

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	\| <center>Cold Ones</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold One.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]]. \|\|		\| <center>Cold Ones</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold One.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]]. \|\|
-	*Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)	+	*Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg); {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}
-	*Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad_email.exe]]; [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]~~; {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}~~	+	*Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad_email.exe]]; [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]
	\|- id="coolones"		\|- id="coolones"
	\| <center>Cool Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| A nice alternative on spring nights. \|\|		\| <center>Cool Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| A nice alternative on spring nights. \|\|

DEIDATVM: the point is it's ''non''-Cold Onesaholic

2022-12-19T15:10:06Z

the point is it's ''non''-Cold Onesaholic

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	\| <center>Cold Ones</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold One.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]]. \|\|		\| <center>Cold Ones</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold One.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]]. \|\|
-	*Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)~~; {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}~~	+	*Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)
-	*Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad_email.exe]]; [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]	+	*Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad_email.exe]]; [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]; {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}
	\|- id="coolones"		\|- id="coolones"
	\| <center>Cool Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| A nice alternative on spring nights. \|\|		\| <center>Cool Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| A nice alternative on spring nights. \|\|

113.37.226.89: /* Types of Ones */

2022-12-19T15:05:22Z

Types of Ones

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	\| <center>Cold Ones</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold One.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]]. \|\|		\| <center>Cold Ones</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold One.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]]. \|\|
-	*Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)	+	*Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg); {{Decemberweenvent Calendar\|19}}
	*Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad_email.exe]]; [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]		*Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad_email.exe]]; [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]
	\|- id="coolones"		\|- id="coolones"

Bleu Ninja: /* Types of Ones */ pop-up

2022-05-07T00:18:01Z

Types of Ones: pop-up

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	*[[impression]]		*[[impression]]
	*[[Happy Fireworks]]		*[[Happy Fireworks]]
		+	*[[pop-up]]
	\|- id="roomtempones"		\|- id="roomtempones"
	\| <center>Room Temp-A-Ture Ones</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:roomone.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| A foreign brand brewed in [[:Category:Foreign Lands\|Foreign Lands]]. Could possibly be referring to the stereotype that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature. \|\|		\| <center>Room Temp-A-Ture Ones</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:roomone.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| A foreign brand brewed in [[:Category:Foreign Lands\|Foreign Lands]]. Could possibly be referring to the stereotype that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature. \|\|
	*[[property of ones]]		*[[property of ones]]
		+	*[[pop-up]]
	\|- id="warmones"		\|- id="warmones"
	\| <center>Wärm Önes</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:warmone.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| Foreign brand straight from the oven. \|\|		\| <center>Wärm Önes</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:warmone.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| Foreign brand straight from the oven. \|\|
	*[[property of ones]]		*[[property of ones]]
		+	*[[pop-up]]
	\|- id="conone"		\|- id="conone"
	\| <center>Cold None</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Not to be wished on anyone \|\|		\| <center>Cold None</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Not to be wished on anyone \|\|

Bleu Ninja: /* Types of Ones */ adjust sizing for new images

2022-04-24T02:55:18Z

Types of Ones: adjust sizing for new images

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	*[[business trip]]		*[[business trip]]
	\|- id="codry"		\|- id="codry"
-	\| <center>Cold Ones Dry</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:coldonesdry.png\|~~180px~~]]</center> \|\| A {{w\|Pale lager\|dry}} variation of a Cold One, official beverage of [[Taranchula]]. \|\|	+	\| <center>Cold Ones Dry</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:coldonesdry.png\|90px]]</center> \|\| A {{w\|Pale lager\|dry}} variation of a Cold One, official beverage of [[Taranchula]]. \|\|
	*[[buried]]		*[[buried]]
	*[[Strong Badia the Free]]		*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
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	*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]		*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
	\|- id="coldsonlite"		\|- id="coldsonlite"
-	\| <center>Coldson Lite</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:coldsonlite02.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and [[The Cheat]]. It may be a reference to {{wp\|Molson}}, ~~a Canadian beer. It looks suspiciously like a~~ can of {{wp\|Coors Light}} {{--}} a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004. \|\|	+	\| <center>Coldson Lite</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:coldsonlite02.PNG\|45px]]</center> \|\| A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and [[The Cheat]]. It may be a reference to Canadian beer {{wp\|Molson}}, while the can resembles {{wp\|Coors Light}} {{--}} a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004. \|\|
	*[[labor day]]		*[[labor day]]
	*[[lunch special]]		*[[lunch special]]
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	\|- id="coesb"		\|- id="coesb"
-	\| <center>Cold Ones Extra Stout Black</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold Ones Extra Stout Black.PNG\|~~80px~~]]</center> \|\| "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." Seems to refer to {{wp\|Guinness}}. \|\|	+	\| <center>Cold Ones Extra Stout Black</center> \|\| <center>[[Image:Cold Ones Extra Stout Black.PNG\|67px]]</center> \|\| "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." Seems to refer to {{wp\|Guinness}}. \|\|
	*[[Strong Badia the Free]]		*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
	\|- id="coldenone"		\|- id="coldenone"
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	\|- id="icecream"		\|- id="icecream"
-	\| <center>Hops and Icy Cold One flavored ice cream</center> \|\| <center>[[File:ColdOneIceCream.png]]</center> \|\| One of the flavors of [[ice cream]] found on the code wheel for [[Peasant's Quest]]. It's claimed to be the favorite flavor of {{wp\|Samuel Adams}}. \|\|	+	\| <center>Hops and Icy Cold One flavored ice cream</center> \|\| <center>[[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|97px]]</center> \|\| One of the flavors of [[ice cream]] found on the code wheel for [[Peasant's Quest]]. It's claimed to be the favorite flavor of {{wp\|Samuel Adams}}. \|\|
	*[[8-Bit is Enough]]		*[[8-Bit is Enough]]
	\|- id="hardone"		\|- id="hardone"
-	\| <center>Hard Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, ~~ect~~.) An alleged ingredient in Santaman's Chimney. \|\|	+	\| <center>Hard Ones</center> \|\| <center>''not seen''</center> \|\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, etc.) An alleged ingredient in [[Santaman]]'s Chimney. \|\|
	*[[Decemberween Dangeresque]] (mentioned)		*[[Decemberween Dangeresque]] (mentioned)
	\|- id="problemone"		\|- id="problemone"

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		+	{{redirects\|Beer}} {{for-nothe\|other types of beer\|Alcohol#Beer}}
	[[Image:sbemail39.PNG\|thumb\|The Cold One motto]]		[[Image:sbemail39.PNG\|thumb\|The Cold One motto]]
	'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of {{wp\|beer}} in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Despite this, cool, room temp-a-ture, warm, and not-so-cold ones have been introduced. Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[alcohol]]ic or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a {{w\|Teetotalism\|teetotaler}}. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".		'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of {{wp\|beer}} in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Despite this, cool, room temp-a-ture, warm, and not-so-cold ones have been introduced. Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[alcohol]]ic or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a {{w\|Teetotalism\|teetotaler}}. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".