Editing Crack Stuntman

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'''Crack Stuntman''' (last name usually pronounced Stunt[[m'n]]) is the voice actor for [[Gunhaver]] on the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is [[Gunhaver's Name|correctly pronounced]], and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show" and "the cartoon man show". During the recording of [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], Crack Stuntman was shown to be both uncooperative and bossy. He insisted on changing the script, providing the voice for [[Crackotage]] instead, and eventually introduced [[New Bad Guy Girl Character|an entirely new character]] for [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend|his girlfriend]]. Each time the director, [[A. Chimendez]], objected to his requests, Crack threatened to leave the studio if he didn't get his way. Eventually Chimendez inserted [[Agent Chimendez|his own character]] to remove Gunhaver from the episode. It was later implied that Crack Stuntman would be replaced before Gunhaver's next appearance, as he was put in a cardboard box and abandoned in the studio (presumably) by Chimendez. 

In [[Pistols for Pandas]], Crack begged for his old job back. A subsequent Easter egg showed him reinstated as Gunhaver's voice, whereupon he declared that he loved voice acting: "Look at that sweet, sweet lip-sync!"

Crack Stuntman has had a number of roles in addition to the Cheat Commandos series. He played the title character of a [[Strong Badman]] [[Comic Book Movie|movie]] and, according to the email [[rated]], also starred in the ''Fists of Knuckles'' series, a RRR-rated movie series again directed by A. Chimendez.

It was suggested in the email [[original]] that Crack once managed [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] under the name "Crack Stuntbubs". [[Marzipan]], however, later claimed that the whole email was a product of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[History According to Strong Bad|imagination]].

Some boxes of [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|Cheat Commandos...O's]] have a Crack Stuntman mask on the back, which [[Homestar Runner]] wore in [[specially marked]]. Crack has been seen in [[An Important Rap Song|a rap music video/public service announcement]] trying to convince kids not to play with too many knives and to inform them about Spring Break. He is also the national spokesperson of [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]], though it is questionable how much he takes this non-profit organization to heart, as he seems more interested in living a life of luxury than in saving endangered species; he refuses to speak on behalf of Pistols for Pandas unless he gets paid and has mentioned that his charity work is [[Fan Costumes '09|court-ordered]]. He was later [[Halloween Safety|fired]] from Pistols for Pandas after they discovered he has been marketing a line of frozen panda [[burger]] patties.

Crack Stuntman is a Caucasian man with short cropped blond hair and a partial five o'clock shadow. He claims to be pretty tall. His [[Cool Glasses|shades]] are very similar to Gunhaver's. Stuntman bears a resemblance to the briefing-screen character from the [[Nintendo|NES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Bad Dudes|Bad Dudes]]'', [[Wikipedia:Duke (G.I. Joe)|Duke]] from [[Wikipedia:G.I. Joe|G.I. Joe]], and even prolific real-life voice actor [[Wikipedia:Frank Welker|Frank Welker]].

Crack claims to live in a cabin in [[Wikipedia:Lake Tahoe|Lake Tahoe]] that has a two-story hot tub and an underwater fireplace.

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== Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] (voice only)
*[[:Category:Crack Stuntman Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|"Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"|[[The Next Epi-Snowed]]|Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake|Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3}}
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