Teen Girl Squad Issue 3

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Cheerleader's new fashion!

The crew gets ready for some summer fashions and WHAT'S HER FACE gets possum'd.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, The Birds, Thrift Store Girl, Arrow'd Guy, Possums

Date: May 12, 2003

Running Time: 1:37

Page Title: TGS Numba 3

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! CHEERLEADER (boy crazy!)! SO AND SO (math crazy!)! WHAT'S HER FACE (whatev!)! THE UGLY ONE (actually crazy!)!

{Open at the standard TGS Field}

CHEERLEADER: Listen gals, if we want to look

ALL: So goo-

CHEERLEADER: We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!

SO AND SO: I am SO there.

CHEERLEADER: We three can go to the mall.

{SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE smile and join hands.}

CHEERLEADER: {not in a speech bubble} What's Her Face, {in a speech bubble} you can go to a thrift store. {WHAT'S HER FACE frowns.} Or junkyard.

{CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE walk to the right, while WHAT'S HER FACE dejectedly walks to the left. The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {imitating the buzzsaw} Brrrow!

{Cut to the mall}

SO AND SO: Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?

{THE UGLY ONE and SO AND SO stand at a Chinese Food Buffet booth that says "3 spring rolls". ARROW'D GUY is behind the counter.}

THE UGLY ONE: Three spring rolls, please.

{ARROW'D GUY throws 3 spring rolls at THE UGLY ONE.}

ARROW'D GUY: MSG'd!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My stomach lining!

{Cut to CHEERLEADER and SO AND SO standing over THE UGLY ONE's body.}

CHEERLEADER: We'll worry about that one later.

{Cut to a picture of ARROW'D GUY. The man has a sign in his mouth that reads "MEANWHILE, AT THE THRIFT STORE". Cut to the thrift store where WHAT'S HER FACE is browsing through clothes racks. A nearby girl holds a sign that says "1 or 2 cent each item".}

WHAT'S HER FACE: These clothes smell like grandmas.

{Cut back to the mall. SO AND SO is trying on a new outfit. The attached price tag reads "$500".}

SO AND SO: Ready gals? This outfit-so good or no good?

CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!

{Slight pause.}

THE UGLY ONE: My stomach feels better!

{Cut away to CHEERLEADER wearing an elephant head.}

CHEERLEADER: I'm going for a whole new style!

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: NO GOOD!

CHEERLEADER: Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: {dejected} That's true.

{Cut to WHAT'S HER FACE walking home from the thrift store.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm walkin home from the thrift store.

{A wave of possoms approaches.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Poooosssssummmmms...!

{Cut back to the outside of the mall. CHEERLEADER is still wearing her elephant head, SO AND SO is wearing her new outfit (price tag still attached). Each girl has a bag of stuff in front of them.}

CHEERLEADER: {speech bubble only} My card is totally max0rzed! {voice only} My card is totally maxed!

THE UGLY ONE: True dat.

SO AND SO: True that.

{WHAT'S HER FACE enters from the left. Her clothes are torn and she is bleeding in various places.}

CHEERLEADER: Whats your problem?

WHAT'S HER FACE (happily): I met a possum.

SO AND SO: Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready?

{The TEEN GIRL SQUAD poses.}

ALL EXCEPT WHAT'S HER FACE: POSE!

WHAT'S HER FACE: My blood hurts.

{Cut to the "IT'S OVER!" end card, but instead of the standard "IT'S OVER", a little ditty plays, and NARRATOR STRONG BAD sings along.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD (singing): Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!

Fun Facts

• MSG stands for monosodium glutamate, a flavor enhancer commonly added to soups, canned vegetables, processed meats, and Asian cuisine. According to the Food and Drug Administration, MSG has a limited number of symptoms, usually among people who may eat a large dose (greater than 3 grams) on an empty stomach and people who have severe asthma. The short-term reactions known as MSG Symptom Complex can involve numbness, tingling, burning sensation, chest pain, headache, rapid heartbeat, nausea, weakness, and drowsiness. MSG and other glutamates usually affect only the nervous system, and claims of deteriorating stomach lining due to MSG consumption are unsubstantiated.
• Max0rzed is a reference to the "leet" language. The -0rz- is never pronounced.
• This is the only appearance to date of the Teen Girl Squad end theme.
• The Ugly One dies in this issue, but she miraculously comes back to life before the end of the issue.

External Links

• watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 3"
• View the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 3"

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