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| [[Image:games menu 2001.png|100px]] || '''[[Third Games Menu]]''' || One of the old game menus. || [[HR:games.swf|View the Flash file]]
 
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| [[Image:Boredbottons.PNG|100px]] || '''Bored Buttons''' || An old navigation bar in the style of [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]. ||[[HR:boredbuttons.swf|View the Flash file]]
| [[Image:Boredbottons.PNG|100px]] || '''Bored Buttons''' || An old navigation bar in the style of [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]]. ||[[HR:boredbuttons.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| <center>[[Image:hr3.png|100px]]</center> || '''Old MLS Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring an old-style [[Homestar Runner]] tapping his foot. The animation is taken from the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and a few other old toons from that time period. Also seen in the parodying email [[lady...ing]]. || [[HR:loading.swf|View the Flash file]]
| <center>[[Image:hr3.png|100px]]</center> || '''Old MLS Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring an old-style [[Homestar Runner]] tapping his foot. The animation is taken from the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and a few other old toons from that time period. Also seen in the parodying email [[lady...ing]]. || [[HR:loading.swf|View the Flash file]]
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|[[Image:tandy paper menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Tandy Menu]]''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that only goes up to [[gimmicks]]. It was used as a replacement for the [[Tandy 400]] when it exploded. || [http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_paper.html View the Broken Tandy Menu] (mirror)<br />[[HR:sbemailx.swf|View the Flash file]]
 
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|[[Image:Vacation SBEmail Menu.PNG|100px]] || '''Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu''' || An old [[Strong Bad Email]] menu that was presumably used during the email [[vacation]]. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" || [[HR:sbemail(vacation).swf|View the Flash file]]
 
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|[[Image:Old HR Loading Screen.PNG|100px]] || '''Old H*R Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring some of [[Homestar Runner]]'s outline and then the text ''H*R''. || [[HR:hstarr.swf|View the Flash file]]
|[[Image:Old HR Loading Screen.PNG|100px]] || '''Old H*R Loading Screen''' || An old loading screen featuring some of [[Homestar Runner]]'s outline and then the text ''H*R''. || [[HR:hstarr.swf|View the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:Yearbook page.png|100px]] || '''[[Yearbook Character Page]]''' || Old characters page. It was believed to be made sometime after the toon "The Luau". Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a character back then. || [[HR:yearbook.html|view the Yearbook menu]]<br>[[HR:yearbook.swf|view the Flash file]]
| [[Image:Yearbook page.png|100px]] || '''[[Yearbook Character Page]]''' || Old characters page. It was believed to be made sometime after the toon "The Luau". Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a character back then. || [[HR:yearbook.html|view the Yearbook menu]]<br>[[HR:yearbook.swf|view the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:decemberween emails.png|100px]] || '''[[Decemberween Email Menu]]''' || This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. || [[HR:sbemailxmas.html|Visit the Decemberween Email Menu]]<br>[[HR:sbemailxmas.swf|View the Flash file]]
 
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| [[Image:Main6x.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Main Page 6]]''' || This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000.  The "new cartoon!" link goes to [[A Jorb Well Done]], the "another homepage" goes to [[Main Page 10]], the "more messages" link goes to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2]],  and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu.  Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. Also, Homestar's mouth will move when you mouse over downloads and store, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything. || [[HR:main6x.swf|view the Flash file]]
 
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| [[Image:Jarules.PNG|100px]] || '''Message Bored Rules''' || They appear to be the rules from the Strong Bad Message Bored. || [[HR:rules.html|view the rules page]]
| [[Image:Jarules.PNG|100px]] || '''Message Bored Rules''' || They appear to be the rules from the Strong Bad Message Bored. || [[HR:rules.html|view the rules page]]
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| [[Image:Wanted.PNG|100px]] || '''Wanted''' || This wanted poster was accessible from the "What's New" button a few days before [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. It reads "WANTED" in large text, and under that it reads "GRAND THEFT CANDYBAR, DOITERING, & FIRST DEGREE DINING N' DITCHING". || [[HR:wanted.swf|view the Flash file]]
| [[Image:Wanted.PNG|100px]] || '''Wanted''' || This wanted poster was accessible from the "What's New" button a few days before [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. It reads "WANTED" in large text, and under that it reads "GRAND THEFT CANDYBAR, DOITERING, & FIRST DEGREE DINING N' DITCHING". || [[HR:wanted.swf|view the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:luaumain.PNG|100px]] || '''Luau Menu''' || An updated version of the secret Luau main menu. || [[HR:luaumain.html|view the Flash file]]
 
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| [[Image:Stencils.PNG|100px]] || '''Stencils''' || Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins.  Replaced by [[Punkin Stencils]]. || [[HR:stencils.swf|view the Flash file]]
| [[Image:Stencils.PNG|100px]] || '''Stencils''' || Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins.  Replaced by [[Punkin Stencils]]. || [[HR:stencils.swf|view the Flash file]]
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| [[Image:pumpkinstencils.png|100px]] || '''[[Punkin Stencils]]''' || These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. || *[[HR:ween_stencils.html|view the pumpkin stencils]]<br>[[HR:ween_stencils.swf|view the Flash file]]<br>[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/ween_stencils.swf view the stencils available for Halloween 2004] (mirror)
| [[Image:pumpkinstencils.png|100px]] || '''[[Punkin Stencils]]''' || These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. || *[[HR:ween_stencils.html|view the pumpkin stencils]]<br>[[HR:ween_stencils.swf|view the Flash file]]<br>[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/ween_stencils.swf view the stencils available for Halloween 2004] (mirror)
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| [[Image:Virusemailmanu.PNG|100px]] || '''Old [[Strong Bad Email]] Selection''' || The email selection before the email [[virus]] || [[HR:sbemail.swf|View Flash file]]
 
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| || '''Old games page''' || Probably an old games page. This text is contained in the page source:  <blockquote>''Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs''. </blockquote> Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above. || [[HR:games3.html|View the page]]
 
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| [[Image:Shotgunned menu.png|100px]] || '''[[Broken Compy Menu]]''' || The email selection page that appeared between [[virus]] and [[animal]]. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use. || [[HR:sbemail_shotgunned.swf|View the official Flash file]]<br/>[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.html View the page with toon included] (mirror)<br/>[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf View the Flash file with toon included] (mirror)
 
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| [[Image:Wow.PNG|100px]] || '''Wallpaper o' the Week''' || Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the [[Homestar Talker]]. || [[HR:wow.html|View the page]]
| [[Image:Wow.PNG|100px]] || '''Wallpaper o' the Week''' || Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the [[Homestar Talker]]. || [[HR:wow.html|View the page]]

Revision as of 08:38, 3 December 2005


A secret page is a page from the Homestar Runner website that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

Note that sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.

Contents

Toons

These are Toons or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Toons removed from the website
Marshmallow's Last Stand Strong Bad and Strong Mad steal the star from Homestar Runner's shirt in order to force Homestar and Pom Pom to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, has been removed from the site for unknown reasons. Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
A Jumping Jack Contest Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and Bubs enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. You can play a Strong Lib while you wait. Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
If I Ran the Camera A poem of unknown origin relating nothing to any other part of the site. It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down one The Brothers Chaps realized that fans had found it. It features a little girl named Astrid Renee and Grandpa Chapman. Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the guys from Limozeen are provided. The recipient of e-card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them.

Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show you the loading screen used. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the Iron Maiden logo.
View the Flash file (loading screen only)
Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
Where the Crap Are We? This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an Easter egg in Macromedia Central. Watch the toon (mirror)
View the Flash file (mirror)
Secret toons still on the website
Happy T A sign which says "Happy T." You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen. View the Flash file
Not the 100th Email!!! Never purposefully linked to at any time, this secret page was actually designed to be discovered by people trying to find the 100th Strong Bad Email before it was released. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Unfinished toons
Sing Along A weird, unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad. View the Flash file
Needle Point A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in property of ones. It picture features Strong Bad standing in The Field. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth. The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Alternate versions of toons
Marzipan's Answering Machine This is just Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1, possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and it goes to the Games Menu when you click BACK. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary This is a secret version of Strong Bad's Commentary for the The King of Town DVD without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary. View the Flash file
Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene This is the scene from the In Search of the Yello Dello DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but with some odd commentary tacked on the front. Watch the toon
View the Flash file
Old "your friends" This is an alternate version of the email your friends. On it: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at Strong Sad's scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in Marzipan's scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in Homsar's scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently. View the Flash file
Fan Costumes A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. The original version of Fan Costume Commentary. For some reason, the link is embedded in the source of the Homsar Main Page. The page title is "Check out my new cosplay!", which is Stinkoman's line in 3 Times Halloween Funjob. Watch the toon
View the Flash file

Games

Old games that are no longer linked to from the site.

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Lite Brite An older version of the Astro-Lite 2600. It used to be accessible from the Museum, but it was updated when moved to the Handheld Games Menu View the Flash file
Taryn getting kicked Kicking Game A kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, Taryn, from Strong Bad's Message Bored, who finally posted a picture of herself after a lot of people begged her to. The Cheat then made this game. View the flash file

Old Navigation

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Old Toons Menus
Oldest Toons Menu Presumably an old toons menu. The toons.swf file is embedded in his page. However, the swf file is no longer on the site. This text is contained in the page source:
"Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?"
This menu was most likely the earliest one on the site. But since it just stays blank, we'll probably never know. Because it has very few toons, and even has the Isle of Pom according to the source, it probably came before the lava lamp toons menu.
View the menu
Lava Lamp Toons Menu An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button. View the Flash file
Telebision Toons Menu An old Toons menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a back button, descriptions and A Jumping Jack Contest. View the Telebision Menu
View the Flash file
View the Flash file of the earlier version
Chinese Food Toons Menu An old Toons menu, possibly related to the fortune cookies game. View the Chinese Menu
View the Flash file
Telebision Alternate Toons Menu The same toons menu, but it has a different page name. Instead of "toons.html", it's "tvguide.html". Also, you can click here for the swf file: SWF File of the Toons Menu. This was the name of the toons menu back before the remote was upgraded. If you click "back" at the end of Meet Marshie, you will be taken here. View TV Guide
View the Flash File for TV Guide
Old Games Menus
Third Games Menu One of the old game menus. View the Flash file
Old games page Probably an old games page. This text is contained in the page source:
Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs.
Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above.
View the page
Old Strong Bad Email Menus
Broken Tandy Menu An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to gimmicks. It was used as a replacement for the Tandy 400 when it exploded. View the Broken Tandy Menu (mirror)
View the Flash file
Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu An old Strong Bad Email menu that was presumably used during the email vacation. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!" View the Flash file
Decemberween Email Menu This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. Visit the Decemberween Email Menu
View the Flash file
Old Strong Bad Email Selection The email selection before the email virus View Flash file
Broken Compy Menu The email selection page that appeared between virus and animal. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use. View the official Flash file
View the page with toon included (mirror)
View the Flash file with toon included (mirror)
Old Character Pages
Old Intros
Old Main Pages
Old Main Page 6 This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Page 10, the "more messages" link goes to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. Also, Homestar's mouth will move when you mouse over downloads and store, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything. view the Flash file
Luau Menu An updated version of the secret Luau main menu. view the Flash file

Other Animations

Other secret animated things that do not fit in the above categories.

Downloads

Old downloads.

Music

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

Name Description External Links
The Cheat is Not Dead A sample of "The Cheat is Not Dead" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on CD on the post-it note from the "Working on my CD" email menu. Listen to the song
View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
Because It's Midnite A sample of "Because It's Midnite" from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits. Also found by clicking on SB on the post-it from the "Working on my CD" email menu. Listen to the song
View the "Working on my CD" email menu (mirror)
MLS Music This is the music from the old cartoon Marshmallow's Last Stand. It is a loop from the beginning of Beck's Tropicalia. Listen to the song
Oh Yeah Yeah Marzipan's song from the email marzipan. Listen to the song
View the email that it comes from
Renegade Master A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's Renegade Master that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4 for a while, before being removed to avoid copyright issues. Listen to the song
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Jingle The Fluffy Puff Marshmallows jingle from Meet Marshie. Listen to the song
View the toon that it comes from
Poop Smoke A remix including Poot Slap and Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water. Download the song
Welcome to Your Doom! This sound clip plays when you visit Strong Bad's Website. This clip introduced the boss battles in Altered Beast for the Sega Genesis. Listen to the sound clip
View Strong Bad's Website
Everybody A constant loop of the "Everybody!" song used in the intro, it was featured in Dancin' Bubs. Sometimes the file is 404'd. Listen to the song
View the intro that it comes from
Play Dancin' Bubs
Techno A sample loop from the email techno, it was featured in Dancin' Bubs. This loop is also used in Main Page 4. Listen to the song
View the email that it comes from
Play Dancin' Bubs
Banjo A music sample from an easter egg in the email little questions, it was featured in Dancin' Bubs. Listen to the song
View the email that it comes from
Play Dancin' Bubs
Drum N' Bass A loop from Everybody to the Limit; also used in Dancin' Bubs. Listen to the song
View the toon that it comes from
Play Dancin' Bubs

Images

Simple images (not in Flash) that are not linked to on the site.

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Wallpapers The wallpaper download page. Wallpapers
Calibos An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in different town. Calibos
Dennis An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is Hopper, Leary, Quaid, and Franz. Dennis
Dennis Franz An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz. Dennis Franz
Joker A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in Halloween Fairstival. Joker
Happily Derranged Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete." A larger version of the image is found here. Happily Derranged
Coolbot Appears to be a line drawing of the Visor Robot. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. Coolbot
Cooltitle A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner. Cooltitle

Miscellaneous

Secret pages that lack a more specific category.

Screenshot Name Description External Links

Site Components

Parts of the website that normally aren't accessed on its own.

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Weeklies XML File An XML page controlling the text of the weekly things. The source can be read here. Weeklies XML
50 cake The Easter egg that was used in the email big white face, click on it for all sorts of crazy crap. 50 cake
404'd The error message that appears when you go to something on H*R.com that doesn't exist. See 404 Error Page
News The news button that is integrated in every main page. News
Homepages The homepages list that is integrated in every main page except Main Page 23. Homepages
Homepage 23 The homepage list that is integrated in Main Page 23. Homepage 23
Making Out The "Click on the Monkey!!!" pop-up that was in the Strong Bad Email virus. Also view the flash file Making Out
Seriously! An Easter egg from 3 Times Halloween Funjob, accessed by clicking on the candy corn light in the top right corner in the cast list at the end. Click here for the flash file. Seriously!
MORE TO COME! The page with the AIM buddy icons on it. MORE TO COME!
Virus'd QoD What happens when you click on the 'Q' button at the top of the virus e-mail. Notice that when you roll over the 'Don't tape it!' text it turns into 'Don't take it!' Virus'd QoD
Virus'd Fanstuff What happens when you click on the 'F' button at the top of the virus e-mail. Virus'd Fanstuff
Virus'd Sketchbook What happens when you click on the 'S' button at the top of the virus e-mail. Virus'd Sketchbook
File:SBClock.PNG Strong Bad's "Time Machine" The Strong Bad clock. Strong Bad's "Time Machine" download
The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons download page From an Easter egg in crazy cartoon. The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons download page
NavBar The bottom menu (main, toons, games etc.) that appears on almost every page underneath the toon. NavBar
Random Toon The Random Toon chooser that comes up when you click the R on the main page. Random Toon
Random Toon XML The list of toons that the above chooses from. The source can be read here. Random Toon XML
Icon A Homestar Runner icon. In some browsers, this is used as a bookmark icon. In other browsers it is displayed in the location/address bar when a user visits any page on homestarrunner.com. Icon
Answering Machines Archive The archive menu in the bottom right of Marzipan's Answering Machine. Answering Machines
Weekly Fanstuff This is the flash file that plays the current weekly fanstuff. view the current fanstuff
Sketchbook This is the flash file that plays the current sketchbook. view the current sketchbook
Quote of the Week This is the flash file that plays the current quote of the week. view the current quote

Unsorted

Screenshot Name Description External Links
Bored Buttons An old navigation bar in the style of Strong Bad's Message Bored. View the Flash file
Old MLS Loading Screen An old loading screen featuring an old-style Homestar Runner tapping his foot. The animation is taken from the toon Marshmallow's Last Stand and a few other old toons from that time period. Also seen in the parodying email lady...ing. View the Flash file
Old H*R Loading Screen An old loading screen featuring some of Homestar Runner's outline and then the text H*R. View the Flash file
Yearbook Character Page Old characters page. It was believed to be made sometime after the toon "The Luau". Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a character back then. view the Yearbook menu
view the Flash file
Message Bored Rules They appear to be the rules from the Strong Bad Message Bored. view the rules page
Strong Bad 404 Error Page The error page that was used before 404'd. If you look closely on the mailbox before the letters appear on the Email page, you can see that Strong Bad face from the old error page. view the error page
Intro 2 Actually the third Intro made between the first, second, and fourth intros watch "Intro 2"
view the Flash file
Wanted This wanted poster was accessible from the "What's New" button a few days before Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. It reads "WANTED" in large text, and under that it reads "GRAND THEFT CANDYBAR, DOITERING, & FIRST DEGREE DINING N' DITCHING". view the Flash file
Stencils Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins. Replaced by Punkin Stencils. view the Flash file
Punkin Stencils These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site. *view the pumpkin stencils
view the Flash file
view the stencils available for Halloween 2004 (mirror)
Wallpaper o' the Week Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. View the page
Image:Homestarstamp.PNG
Email Updates Before The Brothers Chaps started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker. View the page
Seriously Seriously Homestar Runner parody of the Macintosh Apple logo. Also used as a wallpaper in the wallpapers section of the site, linked to father down on this page. View Seriously
I am awesomer than you SB Sign A strange Strong Bad sign with Atari Strong Bad waving his hands next to the text "i am awesomer than you" View the flash file for SB Sign
Mattcake Matt Cake A scary cake. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face. View the flash file for Matt Cake
Tirecake and snake Tire Cake A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the Strongbadia flag. View the flash file for Tire Cake
Homestar Runner theme H*R Theme A desktop theme for Homestar Runner. Download the HR Theme
Strong Bad theme SB Theme A desktop theme for Strong Bad. Download the SB Theme
Additional Theme Windows 98 H*R Theme A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. It only downloads the theme song. View the flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme
Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme
More shirts Shirts Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt. View the shirts
Wireless Bizness A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting WAP. Has some Strong Bad Emails. (No longer works.) View Wireless Bizness
The Coolest stuff ever Coolest Stuff Ever Banner A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com does exist. View Coolest Stuff Ever
Pom Pom Glossy A cool Pom Pom picture. View Pom Pom Glossy
Strong Bad Glossy A picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in 2 years. View Strong Bad Glossy
Marzipan Shirts Marzipan shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text *MARZIPAN* written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text click to change, clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text:
Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.
View Marzipan Shirts
Halloween Fanstuff 35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween. Ween Stuff
Character Cards This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each character on the H*R Website, except for The Poopsmith and Homsar, who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters who were later rejected. View the Flash file (mirror)
Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver These screensavers can also be gotten by downloading the themes. Download the Screen Saver
Old No Flash Page An old page telling you that you need to download Flash. No Flash
Strong Mad Stickers Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The stickers are used for similar purposes as the Luke Schenscher (a Georgia Tech basketball player) stickers and T-Shirts that showed up all around Atlanta, where The Brothers Chaps live, when Georgia Tech was in the Final Four and NCAA Championship in basketball. Strong Mad Stickers
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Ween Intro The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes you to Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail". view the Flash file for "Ween Intro"
Downloads Menu Simply a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller. Downloads Menu
Banners and Link Graphics No longer on site, simply some pictures that can be used on your site to link to H*R. Banners and Link Graphics page (mirror).
Mac icons instructions Old Mac icon instructions. Mac icons instructions
Puppet Background The background used for puppet toons that don't take up the whole screen. view the flash file for "Puppet Background"
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