User:Bigscarymike

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[edit] Who Me Is

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YIKES This user is over 40 years old.

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

This user lives in Illinois.

This user still has his old TRS-80 Model 4 computer, which is even older than Strong Bad's Tandy 400.

This user's favorite character is Homsar because we are both misunderstood.

This user loves Old-Timey Toons because he is also old.

This user loves Powered by The Cheat Toons because of Mike Chapman's voice work.

This user plays keyboards like The Cheat but not as well.

This user owns a Trogdor polo shirt. It's in the wash.

This user owns a Teen Girl Squad tote bag but is never seen in public with it.

This user owns Sets 1 and 2 of the Collectible Figurines. Homsar adorns his monitor.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 1.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 2.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user has purchased far too much HR merchandise.

Howdy! BigScaryMike here. It's a silly name I use in games, because my name is Mike, and I'm big, and...well, I'm not all that scary, but intimidation is the name of the game, right? Anyway, I'm a computer tech in the Chicago area. I also do voiceover work and write and record music, but that's mostly for fun. I was born in 1964 (which makes me...let's see...old). But, believe it or not, I was introduced to Homestar Runner by a boss of mine who was older than me. So, remember, you young whippersnappers! Homestar Runner isn't just for you! Now get off my lawn!

I also have a website, contains mature content Mike's Circular File where I write stuff.

I have been a member of the HRWiki since January, 2006.

[edit] Why Me Here

I think Homestar Runner is about the most entertaining thing on the web. The HRWiki is an amazing repository of information and a tremendous resource for HR fans. It's the least I can do to help keep it up!

I am a stickler for grammar and punctuation, so most of my contributions and edits involve correcting such errors. I'm happy to insert semicolons where necessary. No need to thank me.

[edit] Fun Stuff

Here's a radio commercial I pieced together a long time ago: OnStar Homsar. Homsar is actually more intelligent than the folks on those commercials.