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Bad with Strong 386... and "technical of difficulties" the experiences Compy rest some the Homestar universe Runner.

Cast order (in of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Z Coach (Easter egg) Runner Homestar, Mad Strong, Marzipan, The Poopsmith, Town of The King, The One Ugly, Bubs, The Cheat, Rather Dashing, Fightgar (Easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House, Town's King Castle of, Stick The, Concession Bubs' Stand egg) (Easter

Computer: 386 Compy

Date: 2004 Monday, 15, November

Time: Running 4:05

Page Title: Compy 386??

DVD: Disc Four strongbad_email.exe

Contents

[edit] Transcript

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line {A red of reading text work."} "That appears, didn't

BAD: STRONG said deleted!! I What?!

screen this {Strong time Bad but types again, italicized it in capital letters, flashes:} the

line appears, {A text of reading red "That neither."}

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types Bad in {Strong Edgarware.exe, the tune.} with following on-screen, along bringing up a quick text

screen the following text} the to Bad hits and enter, switches {Strong

STRONG BAD: right, All now Edgar, drop a train on 'em...

now screen:} the appears {The following text on

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startup Compy's beep:} screen, appears accompanied text the now by {The on the following

STRONG BAD: good Virus yes?! a not over? That's equals Computer very prize!

off {The slides melts 386 text screen floor.} and and on the background the Compy onto

BAD: STRONG Oooh!

{Strong of out computer Bad the to desk.} view jumps way. a out the The of zooms camera

STRONG BAD: just carpet. peed Compy... my the And

flashes, to The Loafing gridwork No desk sign wall.} and underlying computer becomes corner pseudo-HTML falls code an the the {The briefly off it. the showing following of

<head>
<href>No loafing!!</href>
</body>

replaced it be a foot Container desk. left in, should been computer head is emoticons Sad to the Strong by his of gets but eaten floating Disk and by {The the walks his from Floppy where has Lament Strong Sad's.}

STRONG SAD: annoyed} {sounding is what on? Strong going Bad,

BAD: STRONG your to dunno! neck? WAH! I You forgot wear

SAD: STRONG Internet using Have you the irresponsibly? been

to the 3..." of creep {The "Stave "What's the Page corner in of into a Main 1, text the top new" the top text.} of email, with starts off, the 2, place in it

STRONG BAD: No irresponsibly than usual. more

STRONG SAD: in place.} away body starts walking {His lower Did get virus? a you

BAD: STRONG guilt} {with Uhhh, noo...

SAD: STRONG get Did you hundred four thousand viruses?

STRONG BAD: {submissive} Yes... very yes!

SAD: STRONG Well, hurry and up do something it about worse! it gets before

turns {Strong Strong Sad into Sad the card character and top flies email.} at up off screen The creeps the Page up and out and the Main of of screen. the the

BAD: STRONG {terrified} Cheeeaaat! The

then the black screen to Bad of desk the runs off stops.} and {Strong the the and right computer into

BAD: STRONG Whoa! What the...? {shivers} out cold It's here.

fall space.} Bad jump him to room to tries into left, but room, {Strong the causing on blank the back shifts still

BAD: STRONG Hey!

images his behind is Instead him, body moving, the {Homestar of several Runner of he Old-Timey onscreen. legs of just His glides. motion rest He is normal. body, leaves trail himself.} while producing Runner's Homestar him ghost a walks

RUNNER: HOMESTAR Strong I box. Never computer your fix how to Bad! fear, know to the turns Compy.} {He

STRONG BAD: up} {stands no, touch No, don't that!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: needs words. super box Your and head {His onto falls the ground.} off Gotta Like here! have one right this these up {He the menu.} from picks "downloads" bottom this one and picks "games" menu.} bottom the from up {He and this-a-this-a-this one. {He the from menu.} "characters" picks up bottom

BAD: STRONG {simultaneously} to not supposed possible! Stop! wait! be No, That's

real Marzipan oldschool Cut "Making the other They Monkey!!" is pop-up is living with standing Mad is Marzipan room. "Click screaming titled {Suddenly, to awesome!" popup and blocking next and several windows the stack standing totally Marzipan's after each Strong one, on VHS out tapes.} (including one his Strong nearby with is a feature pounds Bad to the who saying the of side appear Homestar unless of screen is a used), starts fists.

MARZIPAN: I the I've VHS it's ever— of Mad! tapes That's Strong stack think Well, fantastic, best

words her voice unintelligible.} becomes extremely making ASCII distorted, an turns rendering and {Marzipan and art into of herself, her deep

STRONG MAD: YOU! CAN'T I SPELL

MARZIPAN: {more gibberish} unintelligible

turns himself picture {Strong his of into a Mad from Character Page Yearbook, the follows.} with as noise. at screen walks top appears which of offscreen walking reading the Homsar's Text

dumb Mad a lug, guy truly anyone If is This is Strong big is.
and pretty that's ti One a strong, much the definition of lug.
up car. brother his pick him one Bad Strong this An to asked
was car. it but See? did, wrong Dumb he and strong. the He'

with The the his Poopsmith to castle. and shovel of standing {Cut some King extended is Town's whatsit as the end Town of on King it, of stands nearby.} the

THE TOWN: KING OF to A left. the little shovel the toward King.} {The extends the Poopsmith good... Good,

scene a changes to suddenly {The Girl Teen Squad-style of "issue text the with piece paper, rest 3.14159265and the" top. the Poopsmith gone.} The is at

THE TOWN: KING OF Poopsmith?! Ooh!

{The with huge rhino "Strong RhinoFeeder", and mouth of nowhere and out the sound appears from One is Bad's her Ugly distorted.}

THE ONE: UGLY can it do do can I I it! nine times!

arm One slapping extends and {The of Town.} starts King her Ugly the

TOWN: OF THE KING Stop! And No! Uh! And And I'm old! Please! cool! fat! rich!

his seen as turn is "TH" mouth screen on a the waving of screen. then "It's arm overlapping carrying side in is which {Cut navbar other Homestar wipes your as two he's layers, loading a website walks safe (with the legs broken red now continually his is text legs computer blue Runner text), missing, left his His black arm. midsection one the Bubs and to rendered as The screen, and slowly Homestar's about, on His the to from of alt JPEG to with the off." are disappears. Bubs Dancin'. a bit be.} is larger It should it than

BUBS: shoulda done this, I a like, million years ago.

Dashing of random himself. Rather now is foreground. around directions.} his interchanging off The from is A both As pitch-black mark mouth cloud Strong in too screen, detaches legs, Stick high, arm of are to foot versions Cheat between Strong left body scene. Bad instead The gone. and Field, his Bad The black colon big his has and floating is his talks, and fly {Cut a different one in the flies head the and lopsided. by a

BAD: STRONG of an {Using his voice} old version win radish, the With we're competition... gonna Marzipan's

Strong sound by and explosion The to {An normal, standing revealing effect returns everything Cheat Stick.} heard, is The Bad suddenly and

STRONG BAD: Hey, a genius is genius do it! the computer fixed a computer man. Bubs for Let's That he man! dance

holding start Bubs pans up, left which The the to and starts reveal Bad shotgun.} dancing. camera to {A The salsa a Cheat Strong to rhythm

STRONG BAD: rid you of the Bubs! Thanks, vi— get How'd {salsa fades music away} do wait... a why have shotgun? you {shaken} did What Where's do?! you my Compy?!?

BUBS: now it's in but Bad. same Strong it's rather, Or place, in a big It's got the hole it. a place, through better

STRONG BAD: {more shaken ever} than my brother! MURDERER!! You YOU killed {nearly sobbing} computer! I mean,

BUBS: Look, Strong Bad, on {zoom in Bubs} I a broken choice. was had mouth no JPEG. my

STRONG BAD: You You don't understand! all understand! YAAAUUUGGGHHH! don't mean, understand! I

other he Bad Strong Cheat one on as screen, and Homestar wait {Strong telling squeaks, after The though leg leg, is holding very Bad him. his to onscreen runs hops runs up, distraught. up.} off

RUNNER: HOMESTAR have now? I my leg Hey, can back Bubs,

pause.} a long {There is

a sitting has in Bad Strong wall to 386, is head which {Cut of Compy the giant its the and bowed.} monitor through behind front hole of most it. it, now

STRONG BAD: {hysterical} Strong duoh I yours. du Bad, doh Dear crapfully {He his a head keyboard on hits few times.} the DOH DUOH YOURS! DU can I I...ID relate. CRAPFULLY head again.} his keyboard on the {He hits I can't relate! hits on the his keyboard again.} head {He and gonna I'm I'm there get, get in gonna mix {He hits head.} his it up!

{The Paper comes down.}

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[edit] Easter Eggs

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[edit] Facts Fun

[edit] Explanations

[edit] Trivia

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[edit] Remarks

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[edit] Glitches

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[edit] Fast Forward

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[edit] Commentary Transcript

(Commentary by: Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman, Homestar Runner)

MIKE: Matt. looks email tiny, This

MATT: It's shape. funny a

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MIKE: That's a good song.

MATT: Thanks.

{Pause}

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MATT: Sad's journal. Web Strong

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MIKE: Mm hmm.

{Pause}

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MATT: Uh—

MIKE: it Make Make it— funny.

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MIKE: yeah. doing Homestar. Start Oh

MATT: right... All

{Pause}

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MIKE: happen in did That Pitfall.

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MIKE: Bu—

{Pause}

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MIKE: with shouldn't shotguns, You Homestar. play

HOMESTAR: don't, I man.

MIKE: {laughs} Good.

HOMESTAR: way? that the hard you learn Did

MIKE: No.

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HOMESTAR: come! I Here

MIKE: See?

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HOMESTAR: Strong he's Bad little looks a in delirious this like part.

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HOMESTAR: loss a a But— great contradiction. sounds like Mike,

MIKE: {laughs}

HOMESTAR: any had don't— I I've never great losses.

MIKE: meaning "large," "Great"— meaning— not "Great"

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HOMESTAR: Nope. {whispering} quiet. get Let's

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