Senor Cardgage Mortgage

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This article is about the mortgage company. For the short, see Senor Mortgage.

Senor Cardgage Mort-gage, as its name suggests, is some kind of mortgage company run by Senor Cardgage. It has been used by the Visor Robot. A Balding Man has been used in the company's commercials and might be a mascot of some kind.

[edit] Services

  • Helping you buy a home or something
  • Helping you get a leg up on the pile
  • Refinancing dreams
  • Low rates
  • Percent signs
  • I dunno
  • Home Lawn
  • Escrow
  • Refinancin'
  • Free Canceltations
  • Consolidating Lives Into Tiny Boxes

[edit] Contact Information

  • Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY

Your call will be transfered to one of many handsome talking experts.

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