Quote of the Week
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The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.
- For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
- Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.
- On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.
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[edit] Quotes
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20 Nov 2008 | download | 
| Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." | Most in the Graveyard outtake |
| 6 Nov 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" | Most in the Graveyard outtake |
| 16 Oct 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" | email thunder outtake |
| 26 Sept 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down... {the entire song proceeds}" | alternate universe |
| 18 Sept 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Matt: "Try and sound like Homestar too." Mike: "I'll do it." *BURP!* Matt: "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" | hygiene outtake |
| 11 Sept 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" | Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper |
| 04 Sept 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right {laughs a little as he says "right"}?" | Happy Dethemberween outtake |
| 28 Aug 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" | Senorial Day outtake |
| 14 Aug 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" | magic trick outtake |
| 07 Aug 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" | The Next Epi-Snowed |
| 31 Jul 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" | your edge |
| 10 Jul 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! | The Baloneyman outtake |
| 26 Jun 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." | Trogday 08 Easter egg |
| 19 Jun 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." | Somber Vacation Easter egg |
| 05 Jun 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." | love poems |
| 22 May 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" | 4 branches |
| 16 May 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 |
| 8 May 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" | Date Nite |
| 2 May 2008 |
download (mirror) |
| The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
| 24 Apr 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| The King of Town: "I rule the school!" | Revenge of the King |
| 17 Apr 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" | rated |
| 29 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
| 20 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" | Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up |
| 13 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!" | Blubb-O's Commercial |
| 07 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Schenkel McDoo: "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!" | buried |
| 28 Feb 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!" | licensed |
| 14 Feb 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 |
| 07 Feb 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 31 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?" | fan club |
| 24 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school." | winter pool |
| 17 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!" | environment |
| 10 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand." | Fall Float Parade blooper |
| 13 Dec 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"} | nightlife |
| 06 Dec 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it." | Jibblies 2 outtake |
| 29 Nov 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"} | Rap Song |
| 15 Nov 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 01 Nov 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly} | Jibblies 2 outtake |
| 25 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!" | haircut |
| 25 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" | Parsnips A-Plenty |
| 18 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that." | business trip (first sentence an outtake) |
| 12 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!" | web comics |
| 04 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly} | slumber party outtake |
| 27 Sept 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?" | caffeine outtake |
| 20 Sept 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!" | mini-golf |
| 13 Sept 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry." | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 06 Sept 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony." | original |
| 30 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song} | Extended concert song |
| 23 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it." | concert outtake |
| 16 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."} | mini-golf outtake |
| 09 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!" | Ever and More! outtake |
| 21 Jun 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 |
| 14 Jun 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook) |
| 07 Jun 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?" | Date Nite |
| 24 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!" | Field Day Intro |
| 17 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert." | extended clip from Homestarloween Party |
| 11 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?" | caffeine |
| 03 May 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding." | Under Construction outtake |
| 26 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!" | Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk |
| 19 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!" | rough copy (second phrase an outtake) |
| 12 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!" | An Important Rap Song outtake |
| 05 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." | Drive-Thru |
| 22 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song} | your funeral |
| 15 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!" | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake |
| 08 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith." | KOT's VOQPCS! |
| 01 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!" | the movies |
| 22 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down! | theme song |
| 15 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 |
| 08 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme" | unnatural |
| 01 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Word booty!" | looking old |
| 18 Jan 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"} | caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover |
| 11 Jan 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!" | the chair multiple takes |
| 21 Dec 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song} | Decemberween Short Shorts |
| 14 Dec 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?" | what I want blooper |
| 07 Dec 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." | the chair outtake |
| 30 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) |
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." | 20X6 vs. 1936 |
| 17 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"} | Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg |
| 09 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
| 03 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." | Lyrics to Marzipan's music from Happy Hallow-day |
| 27 Oct 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." | Fall Float Parade outtake |
| 20 Oct 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!" | retirement |
| 12 Oct 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"} | isp |
| 25 Sep 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." | A Decemberween Pageant |
| 18 Sep 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." | Where's The Cheat? |
| 07 Sep 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" | road trip |
| 31 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 18 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane" | Extended version of the theme song email intro, with background music from the end of theme song. |
| 11 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" | Strong Bad is a Bad Guy |
| 03 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 |
| 27 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song} | Summer Short Shorts |
| 20 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 |
| 13 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!" | senior prom outtake |
| 06 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me." | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 29 Jun 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." | portrait outtake |
| 18 May 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" | isp outtake |
| 11 May 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" | senior prom outtake |
| 04 May 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" | senior prom outtake |
| 27 Apr 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end} | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 06 Apr 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} | candy product |
| 30 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." | local news |
| 24 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake |
| 16 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" | lady fan |
| 10 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 |
| 02 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 |
| 23 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" | The Best Decemberween Ever outtake |
| 16 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." | A Decemberween Pageant outtake |
| 09 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments} | Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end) |
| 02 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." | technology outtake |
| 26 Jan 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." | flashback outtake |
| 19 Jan 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." | death metal Easter egg |
| 12 Jan 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 |
| 08 Dec 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." | Fall Float Parade |
| 25 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" | Fall Float Parade |
| 17 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" | That A Ghost |
| 10 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" | Revenge of the King |
| 03 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" | Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake |
| 27 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 21 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} | Strong Bad is a Bad Guy |
| 20 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" | Bug in Mouth Disease |
| 06 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." | bottom 10 |
| 29 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat | geddup noise |
| 22 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" | Parsnips-A-Plenty |
| 15 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." | Cheat Commandos |
| 08 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" | Cool Things |
| 01 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| 1-Up: "I want pudding!" | Under Construction |
| 25 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." | Malloween Commercial outtake |
| 18 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} | Cool Things |
| 11 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" | Senorial Day |
| 04 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" | Happy Fireworks |
| 21 Jul 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" | bottom 10 |
| 07 Jul 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" | montage |
| 30 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} | Lookin at a Thing in a Bag |
| 23 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" | Senorial Day |
| 16 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" | Bug In Mouth Disease |
| 10 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." | Where the Crap Are We? |
| 02 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" | origins |
| 12 May 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" | rampage |
| 28 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
| 21 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" | animal |
| 14 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | other days |
| 31 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." | 20X6 vs. 1936 |
| 25 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." | A Decemberween Pageant |
| 17 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" | 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| 10 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" | origins outtake |
| 27 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" | Cheat Commandos...O's |
| 17 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" | origins |
| 10 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." | kids' book |
| 27 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" | Sample of Style |
| 20 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 |
| 14 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" | Homestar Presents: Presents |
| 30 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" | Malloween Commercial |
| 16 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" | radio outtake |
| 09 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" | Possible Sweet Cuppin' Cakes outtake |
| 02 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" | crying |
| 22 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" | virus |
[edit] Older Quotes
| Date | Download | Quote | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} | montage |
| 08 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) | Bubs: "Women can't drive!" | Halloween Fairstival |
| 18 Oct 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" |