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[edit] The No-Pants Pee Dance
Homestar says he will pee his pants, but he (debatably) doesn't wear any.
From: A Jumping Jack Contest
Posted on: 02:38, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Arguments for:
- It's kinda funny, and true, even though it may be a figure of speech
Arguments against:
- Homestar has long pants; he wears long pants. He's a long pants man—long pants, long pants.
- It's a figure of speech.
Additional comments:
- And how can Coach Z puke his pants if he wears a full body suit?
- Actually, (as seen in labor day), it is debated whether he wears a body suit or if his skin is green.
- Yeah, figure of speech. I've said I'm going to pee my pants while wearing a skirt.
- And I've said it while not wearing pants! Err, I mean... ignore that...
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[edit] Divisble by 1.5
Homestar said that Strong Sad did twice as many jumping jacks as last year, but Strong Sad only did three.
From: A Jumping Jack Contest
Posted on: 02:37, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Arguments for:
Arguments against:
- He only jumps twice. In the silhouette, he raises his arms, jumps, and then raises his arms and starts to jump a second time. He finishes this second jump in the closeup.
- Even if the started jump in silhouette and the completed jump in closeup are separate jumps, Homestar could just be being approximate.
Additional comments:
- Also, he conceivable could have done 1.5 last year. If the second one was kind of a not-very-far-off-the-ground poor attempt, they could've counted it as a half.
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