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"Kids and old people not allowed!"

There have been numerous occasions where characters have expressed dislike of old people, mostly aimed toward the King of Town. Strong Bad especially seems to harbor a deep resentment of the aged.

[edit] Appearances

• Email vacation — While visiting the The Great Mound, Strong Bad remarks about the abundance of old ladies, and that he doesn't like them and doesn't even want to see them.
• Email monster truck — Strong Bad will not allow old people to enter Awexome Cross '98 without a bucket of fried chicken for him.
• Email the bet — Strong Bad calls the King of Town a "creepy old man".
• Shopping for Danger — After the Blue Laser Minion tells Blue Laser Commander that his shopping cart is being used to help an old lady do her shopping, the Commander says, "Old ladies SUCK!".
• Email theme park — The motto of Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA is "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle"; it then says at the bottom of the screen: "* please do not bring your grandmother".
• Email narrator — Strong Bad describes Bubs and Coach Z as "gross old men" in an unaffectionate manner.