Ruin a Wish

Homsar Fan · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:02 am

Wish granted, but you instead posted a bomb threat and now the FBI is surrounding your house.

I wish I had a banana that was purple.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:13 am

Granted. Now it's an eggplanana. Aliens kidnap you and interrogate you on why you have one of thier legendary fruits on your planet. You can't answer. They shoot you with a beam rifle. You dead. Thanks for playing.

I wish for a lobster, cooked and buttery.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:47 am

Granted. It's an Europa-pean lobster.

{Drive-Thru Whale comes up next to Askingforachallenge}
DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Hey, can I have some?
ASKINGFORACHALLENGE: Nah!
DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Well, fine then...
{Drive-Thru Whale eats Askingforachallenge. Game overed. Thanks for playing.}

I wish people were nicer to me.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:52 am

Granted. Everyone is nicer to you. However, a guy named Everytwo hates you and assassinates you because he is jealous of you new popularity. You dead. Thanks for playing.

I wish these pop-ups would go away...

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:15 am

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You now have 423,827 viruses, but no popups. Say hi to that HTML on your wall for me.

I wish I had HTML on my wall.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:20 am

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BEEEP!
*some of my buses1!!1*

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I wish for 400000 pizz points.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:26 am

Granted. You also get pizza trolls.

I wish for a proton.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:01 am

Granted. It's a proton that decayed from an atom of uranium, thus setting off a gigantic nuclear reaction that engulfs wherever it is you live.

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:18 pm

Granted, but now everyone else on the planet--OH LOOK! A BEAVER!

I wish for an end to "Thanks for playing" jokes.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:24 pm

Granted. The world is now boring so you slowly die of a lack of fun. You-

I wish for a "no facepalm" rule at the forum.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:48 pm

Granted, but they didn't say anything about...
*FACEBUTT*

I wish Facebook was called Facebutt.

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:49 pm

It is. Now nobody uses it.

I wish 4chan never existed.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:51 pm

Granted, but somehow this causes mankind to be infected by an incurable virus.

I wish that my computer had a "head-desk" button.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but then it a splodes

i wish this was that and then over there

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:15 am

Too bad, Then is now.

I wish for a pet cat named Lunch.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:54 am

Ok. Said cat is also made of lunch: a hulking conglomeration of salad, cold cuts, and sliced bread. Needless to say, this abomination drives you mad.

I wish I was the world's greatest ballroom dancer.

IantheGecko wrote:

It is. Now nobody uses it.

This is in no way a ruining. :bubs:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:28 am

You are, but you are so good, that all of the dances that are used today are so far under you that you cannot even do them.

I wish for Cheese.

this-guy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:07 am

Granted. The moon knocks Earth out of orbit and it crashes into the Sun.

I wish people didn't care so much about random celebrity's weight.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:34 pm

Granted. They're all obsessed with your weight instead.

I wish I was built like Bolo from Enter the Dragon and could fight like him, too.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:37 pm

My head explodes from not having heard of Enter the Dragon, and you have to clean up the mess and get me a 1-Up Mushroom.

I wish I had answered this-guy's wish about random celebrities' weight before it's a lion! did.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:42 pm

Granted, but your answer wasn't that funny and this thread died, oh and also
TIME PARADOX
SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!

I wish that I was Solid Snake.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:31 pm

Granted, but the player isn't that good and you die.

I wish I knew what Solid Snake has to do with a time paradox.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:40 pm

"OH MY GOD A TIME PARADOX! I'M BEING SUCKED INTO THE VORTEX!!!" "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!"

I wish that I was certain about that last answer.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:49 pm

Granted. It turns out to be wrong anyways.

(I'm not actually sure; I've never played the Metal Gear series)

I wish the following statement were true.
I wish the previous statement were false.

Homsar Fan · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:05 pm

Erm... Granted? But everyone's mind implodes because of confusion. Great job.

I wish I was teh awsom!!!!11!!one!eleven!!!!!onehundredeleven!!111!

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:24 pm

Granted. You are the awesome eleven, one, eleven, one hundred eleven, one hundred eleven. In other words, you're zero divided by zero, since that is the only thing that can be equal to more than one number at a time. And since you're 0/0, only some programming languages believe that you exist.

I wish I had a programming language that believes that Homsar Fan exists.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:00 am

Granted. Your program soon realizes that it has achieved human levels of intelligence and tries to kill you with laser beams. It's probably successful.

I wish TheHumanScreenshot had heard of anything, ever.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but what he heard of was the day pudding was invented. Not that useful.

I wish for a clock.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:05 am

You get a defective alarm clock. The defect is it's set to go off every ten minutes and there's no way to turn it off.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:07 am

Granted. You freeze to square.

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

I wish TheHumanScreenshot had heard of anything, ever.

I wish I knew why Dark Grapefruit said this.

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