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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:43 am 
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goofus shows people gay pron.

gallant doesn't use excessive amounts of smileys.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus wrote:
:cheatgrin: :senor: :sm: :marzi: :O :sm: :O :mrgreen: :idea: :-S :idea: :O X-( X-( :) :eek: :O :(( X-( :sm: (?) :pom: :rolleyes: :(( :marzi: :rolleyes: :-D :sad: :p :blush: :sad: :usa: :O :senor: :ehsteve: :eek: :stinko: :mrgreen: :bubs: :eekdance: :-S :ehsteve: :O :homsar: (?) :poop: :cheatgrin: :blush: :-( :-( :sb: :cheat: :mrgreen: :kot: :homsar: :blush: :sb: :pom: :pom: :-D :homsar: :-| :cheatgrin: :homsar: :eek: :trogdor: :poop: (?) :trogdor: :homsar: :pom: X-( :O :coachz: :) :eekdance: :mrgreen: :p :bubs: :bubs: :homsar: :hr: B-) :p :-| :homsar: :[ X-( :eek: :p :[ :marzi: :blush: :homsar: :ehsteve: :ehsteve: :(( :p (?) :[ :sad: :hr: :poop: B-) :-D B-) :-D :poop: :sm: :[ :homsar: :eekdance: :usa: :mrgreen: :usa: :(( :stinko: :cheatgrin: :O :marzi: :ehsteve: :pom: :cheatgrin: :p


Gallant always uses proper grammar, spelling, and capitalization.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:54 am 
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uh wat the [rule 6] is spilling n grammer n cpaitalistion


Gallant never drives under the influence.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus drives under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, every drug there is, and then some.

Gallant has never been in jail.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is on a nickname basis with the 'tentiary.

Before courting a young lady, Gallant always asks her father's permission.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus rapes young ladies faster than you can say "Strong Bad".

Gallant hates littering, loitering, latering, and lootering.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus hates flattering. but not flatulence.

Gallant holds the door open for people.


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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus holds the cell door open for prisoners trying to escape.

Gallant does not hate MS Paint.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus MS Paints his way through the worst sprite comic ever to disgrace the internets.

Gallant is a responsible computer user, ignoring spam emails and unplugging his internet connection when not in use.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus sends Gallant spam e-mails and deletes the rest of Gallant's e-mails.

Gallant is okay with going to summer school.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus can't go, because he's already attending the police department's Young Arsonist Therapy Camp.

Gallant knows only HE can prevent forest fires.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus thinks that the phrase is "Boy, do we need forest fires!".

Gallant never falls asleep in class.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus sometimes dozes off... in the teacher's chair.

Gallant knows the value of a dollar.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus knows the value of a cigarette. All too well.

Gallant has a vegetable garden and donates crops to the needy.


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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Uh, you put Gallant and Gallant instead of Goofus and Gallant. Which, I admit, I also did the first time I tried to type this.

Goofus has a junk food garden and donates NOTHING to the needy.

Gallant has straight A's.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has queer F's.
Ok, that was really uncalled for.

Gallant obeys his grandmother and helps her across the street.


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Goofus takes his grandmother halfway then gets bored and leaves her there.

Gallant helps his mother do the dishes.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus always makes sure there are new dirty dishes to clean at all times.
She needs to learn her place...


Gallant respects the lady-types.

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Goofus respects his lady-type, as long as she doesn't spill his beer.

Gallant knows that internet memes are a waste of company time.

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Goofus spits in your water bottle when you aren't looking.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus makes sure to Rick Roll his boss every day, to many a lol.

Gallant always keeps his shirt tucked in.

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You don't wanna know what Goofus keeps out.

Gallant shaves his face.

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Goofus shaves his girlfriend's... um...

Gallant determines which party's platform coincides with his views, and votes accordingly.

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Goofus burns down the voting centers.

Gallant packs a neat and healthy lunch for work.

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Goofus packs a neat and healthy severed head for lunch.

Gallant plays hopscotch with his drug-free friends.


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Goofus plays "Find the Vein" with his drug dealers.


Gallant does not watch MTV or MTV2.

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Goofus has MTV on constantly in all rooms at all times

Gallant goes to bed at a reasonable time

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Goofus never sleeps, and ruins his health by drinking 17 cups of coffee a day.


Gallant treats women to a nice romantic dinner.

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Goofus treats himself to a nice romantic woman dinner

Gallant doesn't draw attention to himself on the dance floor

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Goofus streaks naked on the dance floor.


Gallant always likes to exercise.

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