Homestar Runner vending machine!

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:51 pm

You get some stolen cheese. (Get it? Not yo cheese? HA!)

I insert a seven-page booklet of elephant jokes.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:41 pm

You get a seven-page elephant of booklet jokes.

*inserts something that makes more sense*

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:50 pm

You get a change machine (and an apology for the bad pun).

I insert my seven-page elephant of booklet jokes.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:00 pm

You get a random pizza. Like, it's actually a pizza with randoms on it.

*inserts a random*

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:28 pm

You get a common

Inserts a comma

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:05 pm

You get 7 apostrophes. '''''''

*Inserts OCD*

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:39 am

I'm randomly guessing that means Other Celine Dion. You get Other Shenia Twain.

*inserts 16_BIT_MARIO1*

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:50 am

You get someone that actually knows that OCD means "obsessive compulsive disorder". go figure.

*inserts harp*

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:05 am

You get a lyre.

*inserts !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~ ¡¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª«¬®¯°±²³´µ¶·¸¹º»¼½¾¿ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏÐÑÒÓÔÕÖ×ØÙÚÛÜÝÞßàáâãäåæçèéêëìíîïðñòóôõö÷øùúûüýþÿ*

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:08 am

you get the weirdest curse word ever.

*inserts coffee*

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:22 am

Homsar beats you up for inserting his mom. Also, you get an empty coffee mug, and the machine starts going hyper.

Oh, and because the machine's hyper, the next five items received from the machine will be thrown at the person who gets them at 1,000 miles per hour.

*inserts $.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001*

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:22 pm

You get six million Italian lire (at the current exchange rate)

I insert a copy of The Da Vinci Code

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:20 pm

You get a life. Because The Da Vinci Code took it away from you.

*inserts noob*

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:53 pm

You get spawn-raped.

I insert an Xbox Live headset.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:58 pm

"Funk you! Funk you to heck you noob! I hate you! You only won cause you were lucky! Funk you!"

*inserts pig*

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:06 pm

Michael Moore pops out of the machine and says, "Mommy?"

I insert Al Gore.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:53 am

You get sweaty socks, because its too hot.

I Insert my Robe and Wizard Hat.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

you get shrunk and turned into a frog that right away gets squished be a heavy boot

*inserts youtube*

this-guy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:14 am

You get a flood of videos.

*Inserts wood and nails*

poopskin · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:04 pm

You get a baseball bat with a nail in it.

*inserts vectrex*

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:32 pm

You get a freaking duck, which promptly swallows both your pixels.

*inserts a partridge*

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:33 pm

The machine sends you forwards in time to the first day of Christmas this year. Lucky you.

*inserts Europa-pean lobster*

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:40 pm

The machine sends you back to the day Drive Thru debuted.

*inserts foot*

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:14 pm

You get a hand.

*inserts Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Cream, and Dr. Eggman all at once*

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:33 pm

They die.

*Inserts a Homestar Runner Mii*

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

You get a free copy of SBCG4AP.

*Inserts French-fries*

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:48 pm

You get the entire population of France, one by one.

*inserts Kirby while the French people are still coming out of the machine*

Homsar Fan · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:07 pm

You wait until the French are done, then a nuke comes out. Luckily, it was a dud. I guess the machine doesn't like Kirby!

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:26 pm

You didn't insert anything!

*inserts Homsar Fan*

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:41 pm

Homsar kills you for mutilating his number one fan.

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