Goofus and Gallant

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Goofus steels watches, money, and other valuables fro his classmates, teachers, and police officers.

Gallant cures diseases in third world countries.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 8:16 pm

Goofus invents new ones.

Gallant discreetly invites his classmates to the Varsity Bible Study.

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 11:04 pm

Goofus blatantly invites his classmates to the bar.

Gallant only listens to his iPod outside of school, and at a low volume.

RammsteinRunner · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 11:40 pm

Goofus blares Soulja Boy in his ears during social studies. And subsequently, detention.

Gallant got his pet spayed or neutered.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:40 pm

Goofus does it himself!

Gallant enjoys meeting new and different people.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 2:01 pm

Goofus enjoys doing the same... in juvie hall!

Gallant abstains from alcohol, illegal drugs, and wild living.

just a username · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 12:26 pm

Goofus not only has alcohol, illegal drugs, and wild living as a way of life...but also encourages it (keep him away from the Kids)

Gallant helps two enemies to get along.

this-guy · **Posted:** Fri May 30, 2008 8:36 pm

Goofus helps two enemies by supplying them with missiles and and guns.

Gallant stays after school.

just a username · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 12:01 am

Goofus was kicked out of school after the bottle rocket incident.

Gallant knows the line and when to stop.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Goofus knows the line and (metaphorically) passes it by ten miles ever 30 minuets.

Gallant puts out unattended fires when he goes camping.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 12:12 am

Goofus starts unattended fires when he goes camping.

Gallant knows how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves on.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Goofus uses a spam-bot to constantly send this email to Strong Bad:

Quote:

D34r S7r0ng B4d,
H0\/\/ d0 u ti93 \/\/17h b0x1ng gl0\/3s 0n?/??????????//

Gallant volunteers to teach poor, homeless, 3 year olds to read and write.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 12:25 am

Goofus teaches them how to read and write leetspeak.

Gallant hates random Sonic references.

(couldn't think of anything else at the moment...)

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Goofus hates (the good) sonic games.

Gallant sells good, working, objects on E-bay.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 12:51 am

Goofus buys them and breaks them.

Gallant does his homework.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Goofus ties up his teachers, and force feeds them homework.

Gallant wins contests and gives the prizes to the needy.

Sarge · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 12:57 am

Goofus rigs contests and gives the prizes to himself.

Gallant is careful not to east too much candy.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 1:09 am

Goofus is careful not to eat too much health food.

Gallant gave me five bucks.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Goofus stole your wallet, and is now identity theft-ing you.

Gallant turns off the water while brushing is teeth.

Positron · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 1:19 am

Goofus Turns the water on for no apparent reason; it's not like he brushes his teeth.

Gallant knows the dangers of guns and does not even care to know where his dad's collection is.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Goofus steals guns from his dad's collection, and gives them to young children and dangerous criminals.

Gallant feeds his pets.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 2:45 am

Goofus stabs his pets.

Gallant always tells the truth.

poopskin · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 4:50 am

Goofus "didn't" lie about shooting president J.F.K.

Gallant buys LEGO.

RammsteinRunner · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 5:07 am

Goofus shoves LEGO down toddler's throats.

Gallant plays The Sims 2. (You love it, you know you do.)

this-guy · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 9:49 am

Goofus IS a Sim.

Gallant is friends with ev-a-ree bawdy.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 3:42 pm

Goofus thinks HE'S ev-a-ree bawdy.

Gallant washes his hands after every meal.

DumDeDum · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 8:23 pm

Goofus washes his hands with other people's meals.

Gallant goes to bed at 9:30 PM and wakes up at 8:00 AM, every day.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 8:26 pm

Goofus stabs his alarm clock at 8:00 AM every day.

Gallant only steals stuff that's already been stolen from him.

poopskin · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:09 am

goofus has kleptomania.

Gallant gives me 20$ every day.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:30 am

Goofus also gives you $20 every day, but the $20 he gives you is stolen from the government.

Gallant never calls people gay.

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