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You get a note that says "PLEASE TO ACTUARRY INFERT ITEM FUN TIME!" Aaaaand a boot to the head. *boot*

I insert The Sneak in his telegram costume.

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You get a note that says "PLEASE TO ACTUARRY INFERT ITEM FUN TIME!" Aaaaand a boot to the head. *boot*

*gives the machine a good ol' kick in the gears*

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*gives this-guy a good ol' kick in the rear*

*inserts nothing*

You get nothing, duh...

Inserts a piece of paper with "Homestar Runner vending machine" written on it.

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

You get a piece of paper that has "Random Thoughts...in reverse?!?" on it.

*Inserts Galaxy Quest*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get universe adventure

*inserts my school*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get 10,000,000 pages of homework.

*inserts $3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399311481966593000573842001111842089549379151255564*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

You get a loudspeaker, out of which comes, "EXACT CHANGE ONLY, PAL!"

*Inserts £π*

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You get 7 candy bars, one of which is partially eaten to approximate 2π.

*inserts the calculator virus*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

you get all the money that was ever inserted into the machine, you luckey son of a !*@@

*inserts crobar*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get a police man arresting you for attempted robery, or something like that.

Inserta a nice big package of pancakes!!!

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

You get a nice big package.

That sounded so wrong…

*Inserts Spirits in the Material World*

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you get a nightmare that kills you

*inserts a drawing of can of coca cola*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Gets a real can of pepsi.

Inserts an empty can of dr. pepper

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Luckily, I'm a lame sandel wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times-Strong Bad---I wonder how you spell tabasco, TABASCOOOO-Homestar

You get a nickel.

*Inserts the Sniper Scope myth*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

You get a Super Scope.

*inserts $4+5i*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

you get confused

*inserts my shoe and then presses random buttons on the machine*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

The machine malfunctions, but doesn't get destroyed; you just get a shredded shoe.

*inserts said shoe, but does not press multiple buttons at once*

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"Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-The Cheat, throw a TV on 'im...ho."
--Strong Bad, about Homestar

The machine ejects the shoe at high speed into your groin.

I insert six Euros, two thousand yen, ten million lire, fifty-nine Algerian dinars, seven Canadian dollars, and twelve rupees.

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You get 1,000,208,400 Neopoints. You're rich, if you live in Neopia.

*inserts every Homestar Runner character, every Mario character, and four of every species of Neopet, one by one*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

you get a note saying, "bring me solo and the wookie."

*inserts tree stump*

The vending machine explodes, pelting you with boxing gloves, sweaty sweat sweats, lame poetry journals, gold teeth, tofurkey, ferret ointment, wood chips, songs from the sixties, whatsit, and mushrooms. And a malignant brain tumour.

After repairing the machine, I insert a piece of paper with the word "OVERKILL" written on it.

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You get two primary weapons.


*Insert's UAV Jammer*

The machine spurts raspberry jam all over your UAV.

I insert a plastic bag full of melted candy bars.

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Soggy, mayham. Roll back when you've got moored dough.

*inserts turkey*

It turns out that when it's a lion! repaired the machine, he accidentally made it double as a time machine. It sends you back in time to the first Thanksgiving.

*inserts the entire population of Spain*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

The machine sends you back in time to the Spanish Civil War.

I insert a Bible.

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You get Jesus. I have no idea why He was in the machine.

*inserts Garfield*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

You get a pan of lasagna.

I insert Conan O'Brien.

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You get Conan the Librarian.

*Inserts nachos*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.