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I'd hardly call that threating.

So do living people. What's your point?

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*pops in*
Quick correction: Ju Ju isn't the government. My mayorship went to Teff after I left. Whether or not the character Ju Ju plays ever was mayor is one of those hard to pin down plot holes that come up when you have to retcon a story.
*pops out*

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Ok, round ends today. Gosh I hate this, no good evidence. Alright, because Mike was a bit suspicious in the last round and the only other evidence we have is a big streach I'm going to say Mike.

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

Mike.

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I know the round has ended already, but I vote for Beyond the Grave, just because he's acting so suspicious.

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FINAL VOTE COUNT:

Ju Ju Master - 3
MikeMcG - 5
STupendous7 - 1
BTG - 2

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Ah, thank you.

New round story up soon.

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You guys suck sooo much right now.

Quick, tell us who all the wolves are out of spite.

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One of them doesn't have to ride a bus to school and the other one sounds like a mobster.

I didn't vote for you dude, so don't hate me.

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ROUND...9?: CORPSES EVERYWHERE

Beyond the Grave and Homeschool Winner were the first people up every morning. They both had shops to tend to, plus they had signed up for "scavenging" - locating any dead bodies. They were both at the launch site, investigating the mysterious dissappearance of the shuttle.

"Hey, Homeschool, come look at this!" Beyond the Grave called out. Homeschool ran over to the riverbank and saw what Grave had found - the body of Jones' Girl, face down and sloppily buried.

"Well, let's go wake up Teff..." Homeschool muttered.

"No need to, boys." Teff walked up behind them, already awake. "I'm here already."

"What have you been doing, trailing us?" Grave jumped when he heard Teff's voice.

"No, I heard some loud noises last night that kinda sounded like our shuttle. Just thought I was hearing things, but I wanted to make sure." Teff calmly responded.

"Well, you were hearing things," Grave stepped off of the riverbank, "you were hearing the noises of an innocent woman getting killed by one of those monsters."

"Hm. Well, time to call another meeting." Teff quickly walked away.

"What's your problem today?" Homeschool asked his partner.

"All of this crap is getting to me. Plus, I can't find my red hoodie anywhere..." Grave mumbled.

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A town meeting was called again that day. The people had become so used to it they didn't even have to be called anymore. Once enough people were in, Teff stood up and began the meeting.

"Another corpse was found today. We believe that it belongs to Jones' Girl. It is time again for another town meeting."

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This is all I can out up now. I'll post the rest of the story later but the results are:
MikeMcG was killed. He was a wolf.

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We were right again? No way! Oh, and Teff seems quite suspicious in this one too...

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Well, I'm not quite dead yet so here's what I think: BTG is the changer.

The only wolves I know about are the ones that have been killed.

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Why am I so suspicious in this story. >: (

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Obviously you don't know about the other wolves, you're still human.

Wow, Teff seems pretty suspicious here.

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Trust me, Teff isn't a wolf.

Al Capone's a wolf. MikeMcG let us in on that earlier on this page. Instead of wasting our votes on who might be a wolf, let's use them on who is a wolf and put us one step closer to finishing this game.

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Graves a wolf. He said, like in the other story, "I can't find my red hoodie"

BTG

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Will be on and off the forum for a while!

If you remember to the previous story, the hoodie was used as means to have me voted out. When you voted me out, you found out that I was human. This is twist on that situation.

Take the hint folks, it's Al Capone II.

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Because the words of wolves have helped us out a lot in the past...

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Yeah, true.

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Wtf are you talking about? We just killed Mike this round.

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Pay no attention to the man who has lost his mind in that post.

I'm just getting a little edgy at how much I have had to do to defend myself in the last two pages.

The Walls of Troy would have fallen by now.

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It's not the lynch round yet. Go to sleep.

Can I be in the game?

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Gonna have a real good time tonight!

Bwahahaha, I dub this round The Callback Round. Although the red hoodie is a nice callback, it doesn't lift my suspicion of BTG. You're not seriously going to trust Mike again, are you? I know you weren't around for the last Mike Maneuver(TM) but seriously, he's just trying to take town out with him.

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^wolf



Nope, too late.

Also DG, there's another callback in here. BONUS POINTS if you find it

THE REST OF THAT THING

Beyoned the Grave stepped up. "I have to tell you, Teff, I've been quite suspicous of you."

"As have I!" MikeMcG immediately joined in.

"Well, Grave, funny you should say that...I've been suspecting you for quite a while now." Teff said.

"Hold on!" Homeschool yelled, "Anybody else think that it's just a tiny bit suspicous that Mike jumped on Teff's back so quickly?"

A few others mumbled in agreement. Eventually, almost everybody in the whole room agreed with Homeschool. Mike laughed and stood up next to Teff.

"So, you want to kill me, aye?" Mike roared. His fingernails were growing sharper as he spoke. "Well, I'm not goin' down without a fight, boys."

Mike had fully transformed into a wolf with yellow fur. He hopped at the crowd of humans and started clawing blindly. Nobody got hurt, however; Mike knew what he was doing. Eventually, Grave had been trapped up against a wall. Mike dived for Grave and ended up hitting his head against the wall as Grave dodged the wolf.

Mike growled and stood up, towering above Grave. "Laddy, you shouldn't 'ave done that."

Grave whimpered as Mike stared at him with his cold eyes. All of a sudden, Mike suddenly twitched. After a few seconds, he fell down onto Grave with an injection in his back. Teff walked by and picked up Mike's body. "You can thank me for saving your life later, Grave."

----THE REAL EARTH----

A crowded New York street. Busy people walking on the sidwalk and talking on their phones. Designer hovercars flying high above the people. A Taxi flies by. Inside is a cabbie and a handsome man in a black suit.

"So where are ya goin' to?" The cabbie asked the man.

"Bring me to D.C." The man replied.

"D.C.? That's hours away, you idiot!" The cabbie stopped the taxi.

"Well then I guess I'll get myself there." The man in the suit picked up a gun and shot the cabie in the back of the head. He moved the body into the passenger seat and started driving. On his neck was a nametag that said "MIKE WILLIAMS".

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