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Duecex2 · **Posted:** Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:49 pm

Magna Carta wrote:

Remember this?

A friend of mine suggested I do this to another person who queries me.

I can understand why you would want to, because, no offense, I don't think anyone would seriously want to go out with you. It'd probably be a joke.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:54 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:13 am

Magna Carta wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Good for you, but unlike the unintelligent masses, I will not have to endure drinking urine with a piece of paper.

I...uh...Don't think thats urine or a piece of paper....

And who says it was directed at you?

And since when did I become a fat Asian Guy with Loli Pillows?

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:57 am

So, today is my girlfriends birthday. I got her a deviantart subscription.

Shippinator Mandy · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:31 pm

Duecex2 wrote:

Magna Carta wrote:

Remember this?

A friend of mine suggested I do this to another person who queries me.

I can understand why you would want to, because, no offense, I don't think anyone would seriously want to go out with you. It'd probably be a joke.

I still don't understand his hatred of teh lurve. :/

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut I'm the Shippinator, so I'm like that.

Dance was great. Sadly, no makeoutage occured. ):

Also, Deuce, that really is a great present for her, from what you've told me. And I know I'D appreciate it (I'm on dA all the time, and I lurves my subscription). You done good.

Droideka · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:01 pm

MikeMcG wrote:

Didymus wrote:

Many Combolations!

Me? I don't have to worry about having a crush on anybody!

But that's mostly because I haven't met any ladies at all lately.

Didy, you need to go to a bar or something. Use some Christian pick up lines like... "Hey, baby, wanna feel the holy ghost?" or "The power of Christ compels you! ...To have dinner with me on Saturday."

Since he's Lutheran, there are some absolutely awful ones he could use... (I didn't come up with these, so don't blame me)

[At a potluck:] "You're a nice hotdish. Can I bring the leftovers home?"

"I was told to bring something hot if I was going to the potluck. Mind if I take you?"

"I always like bringing sweets to potlucks. Would you like to come with me?"

"Other girls are like cheap praise song books, but you're like TLH."

"The heart on Luther's Seal is red.
The cross in the middle is black.
I'm about to go home from church. [or putluck, etc.]
And I'd like to take you back".
(Dozens of equally horrible variations on that are probably possible.)

Didymus · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:11 pm

Quote:

"Other girls are like cheap praise song books, but you're like TLH."

TLH FTW!!

Unfortunately, there are NO available Lutheran girls in this area. If they exist in this region at all, they must be somewhere around Memphis or Jackson, but I haven't seen any. But I definitely prefer TLH to those crummy "praise song" books.

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:31 pm

Shippinator Mandy wrote:

Also, Deuce, that really is a great present for her, from what you've told me. And I know I'D appreciate it (I'm on dA all the time, and I lurves my subscription). You done good.

Yeah, she liked it a lot. Apparently I'm a "sexy rule 6" for doing that.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:46 pm

Didymus wrote:

Quote:

"Other girls are like cheap praise song books, but you're like TLH."

TLH FTW!!

Unfortunately, there are NO available Lutheran girls in this area. If they exist in this region at all, they must be somewhere around Memphis or Jackson, but I haven't seen any. But I definitely prefer TLH to those crummy "praise song" books.

What you need is a nice Jew.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:08 pm

Solution: don't give them coupons.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:33 pm

Ugh, was gonna take Kate out for dinner tonight, but parents say I have to do it some other night for no legitimate reason whatsoever.

"You have homework."

"I can finish that in like five minutes."

"Well, we're all stressed out from the car trip today and no one wants to go out."

"You can just drop me off."

*pause*

*pause*

"Another night, okay?"

> : |

Chekt · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:52 pm

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Ugh, was gonna take Kate out for dinner tonight, but parents say I have to do it some other night for no legitimate reason whatsoever.

"You have homework."

"I can finish that in like five minutes."

"Well, we're all stressed out from the car trip today and no one wants to go out."

"You can just drop me off."

*pause*

*pause*

"Another night, okay?"

> : |

You can't beat logic like that.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:10 am

I suppose not.

Repetition is the most irrefutable logic, at least according to soccer moms.

furrykef · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:31 am

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Repetition is the most irrefutable logic, at least according to soccer moms.

Not to mention politicians.

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:45 am

Me and Elle broke up. Apparently she never liked me back and was living a lie so she wouldn't hurt my feelings. D: This sucks.

i so ronery

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:48 am

Dude, that sucks. I thought you guys seemed really happy together. :/

bwave · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:50 am

Waitaminit.

You two know each other IRL?

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:07 am

bwave wrote:

Waitaminit.

You two know each other IRL?

Uhh no.

Rusty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:17 am

Duecex2 wrote:

Me and Elle broke up. Apparently she never liked me back and was living a lie so she wouldn't hurt my feelings. D: This sucks.

i so ronery

Wait wut? That's really weird.

Sorry, dude. =(

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:54 am

Alright, depression is really starting to set in. I just can't believe this. I thought I finally found someone that liked me, and then she tells me this. Ugh. I should of listened when she told me she was a cold-hearted rule 6.

Beardo · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:18 pm

That sucks, she sounded pretty nice.

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:34 pm

Duecex2 wrote:

Alright, depression is really starting to set in. I just can't believe this. I thought I finally found someone that liked me, and then she tells me this. Ugh. I should of listened when she told me she was a cold-hearted rule 6.

Listen man, you're young. You got your whole life ahead of ya to worry about women. Don't let her get you down.

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:49 pm

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Ugh, was gonna take Kate out for dinner tonight, but parents say I have to do it some other night for no legitimate reason whatsoever.

Wait, people our age in HHFOVOhioTown actyually take each out to dinner when they are "dating"?

(I put those things around dating because around dating means finding a new person to call on the phone for three days and then you break up two days later)

Shippinator Mandy · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:50 pm

The Noid wrote:

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Ugh, was gonna take Kate out for dinner tonight, but parents say I have to do it some other night for no legitimate reason whatsoever.

Wait, people our age in HHFOVOhioTown actyually take each out to dinner when they are "dating"?

(I put those things around dating because around dating means finding a new person to call on the phone for three days and then you break up two days later)

They're called quotation marks.

I wanna take Paul out to dinner sometime...):

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:09 pm

I know what they're called, I just can't call them that because I like using angel wings better (it's a reference only I get) and I must restrain myself and call them "those things".

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:09 pm

The Noid wrote:

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Ugh, was gonna take Kate out for dinner tonight, but parents say I have to do it some other night for no legitimate reason whatsoever.

Wait, people our age in HHFOVOhioTown actyually take each out to dinner when they are "dating"?

In HomerunOhioTown that never really happens.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:31 pm

Wow, I usually take my girl out to the movies. There aren't many places here to take her out to eat.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:36 pm

Noid, they typically don't in HHFOV OhioTown, but she and I are pretty orthodox as far as dating goes.

For example, she asked me out at a dance and we exchanged numbers and said I could call her. Most people would use some heinous pick-up line and break up three days later.

Also, I went trick-or-treating with Kate and chilled at her house afterwards with a couple of her friends.

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:06 pm

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

For example, she asked me out at a dance and we exchanged numbers and said I could call her. Most people would use some heinous pick-up line and break up three days later.

This is true, but mostly it's crappily-written notes (seriously, the girls at my school are worse than the noobs here) and the like.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:15 pm

Also this one HORse at my school doesn't believe that I'm going out with Kate, because I'm a "Vote for Paavo wearing leather jacket wearing curly-haired freak."

But I'm pretty sure she also doesn't know who the Vice President is.

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