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 Post subject: Funny YouTube Comments
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:04 am 
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I find these all the time, I thought it might be fun to share them.

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I got a lvl 90 on runescape and iam okay at it.. And I got 2 lvl 70 acc (Troll shaman and Night Elf druid and a lvl 67 human warlock) And guess which game I like better..! You guesed it!.. Oh wait no you didnt.. I like Runescape waaaaaaaay better!! I could list a few hundred reasons but iam not gonna waste my energy typeing to retards like you!! Go f*** ur self!! You need to get laid buuuuddy..

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 Post subject: Re: Funny YouTube Comments
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:27 am 
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Found this a long time ago in response to a video of lightning striking really close.

MistaX8 wrote:
The reason for the multiple flashes is because lightning actually does this: It shoots up from the ground to the cloud (yup, it starts from the ground), then shoots down to the ground from the cloud, and it repeats that a few times.


theniceguy555 wrote:
how does the electrical charge start in the ground?


toasterder wrote:
the air molecules in the sky will either be +ve or -ve, the ground will have an oposite charge(as unlike charges attract) the ground can change anytime, depending on the charge in the sky(air molecules) halfway through the storm, or at the end, you don't usually find any lightning(on rare cases, they might still be around), this is due to rain(water molecules) neutralising the charge difference.


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You're both wrong. God was just [ticked] off at that tree.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny YouTube Comments
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:12 am 
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Well, they DO have the part about lightning being made up of multiple flashes, with the visible part starting at the ground.
Long story short, a negative charge builds up in the cloud, attracts the positive charge in the ground, then, when the voltage is high enough, the air becomes a conductor (not an insulator) and the current flows.

But yeah... Most youtube video comments seem to be written by someone that's missing a chromosome.

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A user of facepunch had a infestation of banana spiders in his front Porch. He let them live since he could sell the egg sacs for massive bucks to science. He posted a video of a Banana Spider eating a grub that he placed in it's web. These are a few comments he responded to:

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Them: that was a pile of s****
Me: Actually, that was video of a spider.

Them: Dude, where do you get a banana spider from?
Me: Nature?

Them: TOTALLY AWESOME! I LOVE REPILES!! I have a snake
Me:...WHAT

Them: Funny joke on my profile ppl...
Me: NO-ONE CARES HOLY S***

Them: What the h*** is that thing?! Looks f***ing sinister!
Me:Call me crazy, but I think it's a SPIDER! :O

Them: wtf
Me: hax

Them: banana spiders do not build webs.
(source: wikipedia)
Me:You're an idiot. Open and shut case right here.

Them: i PERSONALY DO NOT LIKE SPIDERS. BUT THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING.
Me:OK THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK IT WAS VERY HELPFUL

Them: hope that thing eats your effin face off. Seriously.
Me: Thanks. Now blow me.

Them: omg ur so mean why did u throw that grub into the web
Me:For s***'s n giggles. I also enjoy throwing kittens into it's web.

Them: My spider could beat up that spider. Wouldn't even be close.
Me: Kay.

Them: You sick b******. You just put a grub in there to die. And for what? A vid on YOUTUBE? I hate you. i hope that spider bites him whilst sleeping- then he can claim to have been bitten by his intelectuall equal lol
Me: I got that grub from a pet store you silly b****. They were SOLD to die. That spider can't kill you numbnuts.

Them: whoever put this on is a freak
Me: Thanks. By the way, I've sent some spiders to your house. Get ready to have your eyes sucked dry by many small fangs.


Them:THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST VILE SPIDERS I HAVE EVER SEEN, i seriously hate them! eugh. you should have f***ing killed it
Me: Too bad :>

Them: This is not a banana spider. Banana spiders are terrestrial and much, much larger than this one. Secondly banana spiders are highly aggressive and if you were this close to it... I guarantee that it would have chased you like a dog chases a cat.
Me: Yeah okay wrong. Also, terrestrial? The f***? As opposed to it being an aquatic spider? Another classic failure at an attempt to sound smart...

Them: F*** spiders and f*** everyone who loves them.
Me: Looks like you've got a lot of f***ing to do, then. Sicko.

Them: Ehh kill it?
Me: Hmmm, that's a tough one... No.

Them: s*** son wtf was that
Me: It was an elephant. What else?

Them: this is horrible. thanks for ruining my day
Me: Anytime.

Them: there's a "M" on its belly and they call it a BANANA spider?
Me: What were you expecting? 'B'? Or an outline of a banana? DURR

Them: YO KILL THAT S****
Me: YO FOOL NOT GUNNA HAPPN DMX WOTS MY NAME

Them: BORING!
Me: Ahahaha, your mother's a w****.

Them: That is not a banana spider! Banana spiders are dime-sized, unless you've got mutant bananas up where you are.
Me: You couldn't be anymore wrong god d*** it. I have the book open right here in front of me and you honestly want to argue with me? Sheesh. Numbnuts.

Them: i would donate money if there was a plan to exterminate every single spider in the world
Me: That wasn't even funny god d***. Try and be somewhat witty, will ya?

Them:I hate spiders. Why feature this, YouTube?!
Me: Because-

Them: lol i wouldv'e killed that spider already, dont want to wake up seein that creepy crawler..
Me: Actually, it would've killed you first. Lunged straight for the throat, and torn it right off.

Them: you threw that grub in that web you sick puppy lol
Me:Speaking of which, I once threw a puppy into the web... Now where did I put that video...

Them: Right, not only does this person seem to show an unhealthy perversion with insects feeding and then filming them, he also obviously placed the grub into the web (I cant imagine it jumped or flew into the web). Get out more you cruel b*****.
Me:ZOMG I FED A SPIDA AND FEELMD IT I MUST HAVE NO LIF
Your logic is s***. People film nature all the time. Come back when you can think of an actual insult.

Them: it sucked, who would want to see a spider eating...
Me: Apparently the majority of you-tube. DURRR

Them: I hope there's someone standing behind u filmin cus he can upload that s*** as "sad twat filmin sum sick spider" omg thats retarded y film that?
Me: Ever heard of 'Animal Planet'? People do this s*** all the time you sheltered twat.

Them:what an as******
Me: No u.

Them: i wouldnt think so... i think banana spiders bite, lol!
Me: ...If it has teeth/fangs, it bites

Them: Dude! That spiders massive!
Me: O RLY?

Them: s*** vid
Me: s*** comment

Them: GROUSE! YouTube put it down please.
Me: Haha p***y

Them: thats as close to cannibalism as you get on youtube
Me:...How is that cannibalism? :/

Them: HOLY CRAP THATS HORRIBLE!
Me: NO WAI

Them: for some reason that spider looks computer genorated...
Me: Oh God you're an idiot.

Them: how random is this video lmao
Me: Not random at all?

Them: OK...way to feature more crap, YouTube. AFTER WORK SPECIAL - new episode today!
Me: Awww, you mad your wittle video didn't get featured, and mine did? Too bad. SAVOR THE FLAVOR OF DEFEAT, female dog!

Them: umm wtf..why feature this when uu can feature my videos again
Me: Because your videos are complete s***, duh.

Them: I'm thinking about how the poor grub got in there..I would really like to kill this guy..stupid kids
Me: E-Thug, eh? Hm, ashame you're not sounding tough at all, so how bout you go be a wanna-be tough guy elsewhere?

Them: It's a primal instinct of humans to be scared of spiders, we've just evolved to fear them because some are poisonous. It makes me laugh the 12 year olds thinking they're hard because they pretend not to be scared of it.
Me: What... No, it's not. Not even close. If that were true, we would all be scared of spiders. It's just a phobia, not a 'primal instinct'... Primal instinct doesn't even have anything to do with that what the hell...

Them: yeah its poisonous, banana spiders are really serious spiders, if you have one at your home, get rid of it!
Me: Yeah okay wrong. For f***'s sake use google numbnuts.

Them: man taht spider looks extremely lethal lol
Me: Yeah well it's not.

Them: is that f***er deadly or not
Me: No.

Them: omg Banana Spiders are so poisonus(sp) arent they?
Me: No.

Them: is it poisonous?
Me: No.

Them: Those Bananna Spiders are one of the deadliest spiders in the world =/
Me: No.

Them: is that a poison spider
Me: NO!

Them: One of the most distrubing videos iv ever seen on youtube. Shouldnt be featured. Waste of time. Remove it. In my opinion. I despise spiders. Lets hope it was stud on.
Me: Aww, poor baby. Did the scary video scare you? Grow some balls, God d***.

Them:F*** you f** - When you get as big as me on the youtube food chain. Then comment back you wanna be
Me:Ahahaha "HEY MAN DON'T MESS WITH ME I HAVE E-POPULARITY!"
You must have no life.

Them: God why is this featured. Rargh.
Me: Because I said so. So there.

Them: thats sick no one wants to see that
Me:Hey dumbass, don't you find it odd then that this video has so many views, ratings, and was just featured? HUR

Them: how did this get front page?
Me: Because someone decided to feature it. What do you think? Durr.

Them: this is bull crap, why did it get featured?
Me:Because you're a whiney little s***, of course.

Them: who the hell featured this?
Me: One of the mods, who else? Schmuck.

Them: lol, how did that grub end up so neatly square in the center of the web like that? :P
Me: Cause I f***ing put it there.

Them: I cant help but feel that someone purposely put that grub on the web.
Me: No, it just sprouted wings and flew into the web. Then the wings magically vanished just before I started filming.

Them: how did that grub get there?
Me: MAGIC

Them: How the heck did a grub get up there!?
Me: F***ING MAGIC!

Them:The spider is like the people who are missusing
youtube for their own ends.
The grub is like the rest of us.
Me:Oh dear God... Just go build yourself a cross so you can nail yourself to it for all the world to see.

Them: i want to put the spider in a tube and make it crawl up my a** then fart it out on your girlfriend's face hahaha
Me: I take it shoving stuff up your butt is a common activity for you?

Them:These are the kind of videos that make youtube suck a**.
Me:Yeah okay no-one cares what ya think.
Them:IF u dont fu**ing care what i think then dont f***in reply to my f***in message if u dont f***in care then leave it alone and stop talking f**ing s***.
Me:Saying f***ing a whole lot doesn't make you look like a tough-guy. Just an under-aged idiot.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:31 am 
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Sorry, this was the first thing that came to my mind after reading that.
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I can't believe people felt sorry for the grub.

IT'S A FREAKING GRUB PEOPLE!!!

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I can't believe people felt sorry for the grub.

IT'S A FREAKING GRUB PEOPLE!!!


Just goes to show how bent the perception of animal rights is...people get squeamish when a large snake eats a mouse or even a rabbit (if it's large enough)...but when you're feeding grubs, mealworms, crickets, and the like to pets or other animals, there's no worries... Someone toastpaint this now before I ask how many PETA members would go as much out of their way to save a cockroach as they would to save a kitten.

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Someone toastpaint this now

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lol seems to me that some of you guys only post here to toastpaint.

And I lol'd pretty hard at that, Exjon.

Good work.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:16 pm 
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what the [CENSORED, MY CONSUL!] you commented 30 times on your own video u suck jew


Haha, using "Jew" as an insult.... That's the easiet way to get people to completely not pay any attention to you anymore.


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Of course, there are some people who come and defend the creator or a commenter from those jerks.

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ookooweb:
Ervything looks crap, if you can't make better levels, so please, STOP MAKING THOSE BAD HACK'S!

ChickenLeg91:
So even if it was supposed to give me some sort of learning experience by making a crappy level (yes, even I admit it sucks) that I should stop? I'm actually making better levels because of this.

xDogga:
looks like your 2 r*****ed 2 make a normal level moron try again

ChickenLeg91
Like I SAID, it was for fun and learning purposes. Yes, you can acheive both at once.

And would a moron even know how to get the area of a hexagon?

PETC1:
Why would you ever tell someone that just if they can't do something well to stop doing it at all? With that attidude no one would ever become a professional at anything.

You, sir, are a f***ing idiot. :-)

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The Joe wrote:
Magna Carta wrote:
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what the [CENSORED, MY CONSUL!] you commented 30 times on your own video u suck jew


Haha, using "Jew" as an insult.... That's the easiet way to get people to completely not pay any attention to you anymore.


Especially when the person you're insulting actually is Jewish... (well, sort of...)

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My one secret shame is my youtube account, I commentated on a video because I was bored once, and everyone liked it even though I found it suckage.

Soon I was sucked in to making some series using commentary which sucked.
EVERYONE liked it.
There's one person though who's kinda obsessed, he sent me this message about my mic breaking.
S*********************************************************** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ***********************************************************T !
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And to prove his obsession, here's what he said on my youtube account.

THAT F***EN SUCKS THAT YOUR MIC IS BORKEN! That turely
Sucks Sorry to here that your mic bork S*** To The F*** Limet I Mean Shnezs To The Fuzz Limet

lol borken.

Whoever watches and likes my series is weird..
That's 55 to my last count.

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This is how youtube makes me feel (swaring)

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extremejon09 wrote:

Was that from 1 video or multiple videos?

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extremejon09 wrote:


What a bunch of retards...

For my videos, I usually get positive responses, so no.

My profile

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When I made a Crash bandicoot video, this comment string happened
some dudes on YT plus me wrote:
Pinstr(Some time ago)
LOL You Jumped On The Poler Baer Ha HA Got Sum Lives

Pinstr (1 week ago)
I KNOW ALL GLICHES

YouAllSuck5000 (1 week ago)
Prove it.

Ikwaylx (1 week ago)
Tell me then, the best glitch in this game.

Pinstr (1 week ago)
Secrit leves:1 Baer Down When Finshed Walk On Bule thingys On To Plat Form 2 unbaerabel End Of leve Run Back To Poler Baer 3 A Leveel Same tyep as the eels dela When In Huge pool With no eels Rumn Backwords

Ikwaylx (2 hours ago)
Woah, GRAMMAR, and you forgot Air crash and Road to Ruin. Also they aren't glitches, everyone knows them. I myself knew them since childhood.

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JTHomeslice wrote:
extremejon09 wrote:

Was that from 1 video or multiple videos?


Same video, the first commercial for the Wii.

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